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[ "Here we go again...\nWhat do we do with a drunken sailor? What do we do we do with a drunken sailor? What do we do with a drunken sailor, early in the morning?", ">\n\nThrow em in the brig until they're sober", ">\n\nFeed 'em to the hungry rats for dinner.", ">\n\nAnd this is why I'll need to listen to the Drunken Whaler on repeat for some amount of time.", ">\n\nBetween this and the other things happening around the world it's like watching the events of the past 2-3 years replaying themselves.", ">\n\n\n\nSuez Canal blocked by a cargo ship ✅\n\n\nA high number of contagious tourists coming in from China ✅\n\n\nA defeated president's supporters storm a country's government buildings ✅\n\n\nYep, sounds familiar alright.", ">\n\nHistory repeats, no one learns from the past.", ">\n\nI just heard someone say, \"History doesn't repeat itself, but it does rhyme.\"", ">\n\nTime is a circle from a view except it's more like a staircase. And there's a shake at certain parts. \nHating the trudge upwards and always going around.", ">\n\nVonnegut or mcconaughey?", ">\n\n\"Canal traffic is unaffected, the canal authority's chairman Osama Rabie said.\"", ">\n\nCanal authority is what I call it when my wife bosses me around", ">\n\nNot again.", ">\n\nWhat next, a bowl of petunias?", ">\n\nWhat are you doing step-ship!?", ">\n\nI just need a quick tug.", ">\n\nHooray! Worldwide commerce meltdown again! Oh, wait, no, that one is bad...", ">\n\nSorry, no raises this year because that global thing that happened for a couple of days\n-Corporations", ">\n\nAlso, all of the products and services that aren't significantly impacted are going to receive price hikes regardless- which will stick around well-after the supply chain has normalized. Our ~~suckers~~ customers ~~are too dumb to notice~~ understand that our products and services have great value and we're always doing our best to stay competitive with the other sociopaths in the price-fixed industry.", ">\n\nDammit, again?", ">\n\n“Hey, I’ve seen this one! I’ve seen this one! This is a classic!”", ">\n\nAgain!?", ">\n\nYES! THEY PUT IT BACK!!!", ">\n\nImagine the captains face right now though. Just think. They all hope it won't be them, but it had to be someone.", ">\n\nI've already seen this season.", ">\n\n2023 writers getting lazy now.", ">\n\nI feel like I’ve heard this somewhere before…", ">\n\n:( why did it have to be a Ukrainian grain ship … they need the god damn money and the world needs their god damn grain .", ">\n\nAnd why does China need Ukrainian grain?", ">\n\nI’lll just leave this here.", ">\n\nThank you", ">\n\na.s.h.w.g.a.", ">\n\nThis should be interesting, 2023 off to a good start :)", ">\n\nLooks like a lousy remake of couple of previous years...", ">\n\nHave we even recover from the last?", ">\n\nI already saw this episode…", ">\n\nLet's gooooo.", ">\n\nThese idiots can't captain ships for shit", ">\n\nFrom the article: “It is currently unclear to what extent canal traffic is affected.”\nPretty sure that means it is badly affected.", ">\n\nAlso from the article:\n\nCanal traffic is unaffected, the canal authority's chairman Osama Rabie said.", ">\n\nIm not even lying, they changed/updated the article and now its 4x as long with much more info. Thanks.", ">\n\nI actually thought something like that happened. I don't think you're lying! I mean, that would be a weird thing to lie about.", ">\n\nFor f sake can the US just pay Egypt to build a fing second line already. Pretty sure the US could have paid Egypt to build 12 canals from the last wreck and now here we are again. Seriously Egypt doesn't have the money so just pay for it already so we don't have months long shipping crisis every year.", ">\n\nThis ignores both the history of the existing canal and the current megaprojects unfolding in egypt", ">\n\nWe've got another one, folks! 🎉🎉🎉🎉 (On a serious note, FOR FUCK'S SAKE!)", ">\n\nOh god please, Not again.", ">\n\nI bet my new tote bag was on there.", ">\n\nOn a ship carrying grain from Ukraine to China?", ">\n\n\nCanal traffic is unaffected, the canal authority's chairman Osama Rabie said.", ">\n\nIt’s like deja vu all over again.", ">\n\nAgain?", ">\n\nJesus, not again.", ">\n\noh no... not again.", ">\n\nhaha, yes!\nround 2", ">\n\nOkay, who decided to put history on loop?", ">\n\nCan anyone linke some radar site for ships? So we can track how \"bad\" it is?", ">\n\nOh no, not again.", ">\n\nLet's gooooo!", ">\n\nWe don’t need no stinkin supply chain!", ">\n\nEvergreen 2?", ">\n\nThis was a good episode of The Truman Show.", ">\n\nUkraine still exporting to China . Unfuckin real", ">\n\nGreat, now I will have to wait even longer for my container full of rubber dog poo", ">\n\nHere we go again...\nWhat do we do with a drunken sailor? What do we do we do with a drunken sailor? What do we do with a drunken sailor, early in the morning?", ">\n\nThrow em in the brig until they're sober", ">\n\nFeed 'em to the hungry rats for dinner.", ">\n\nPut them in bed with the captain's daughter", ">\n\nHave you seen the captain’s daughter (early in the morning)?" ]

[ "Here we go again...\nWhat do we do with a drunken sailor? What do we do we do with a drunken sailor? What do we do with a drunken sailor, early in the morning?", ">\n\nThrow em in the brig until they're sober", ">\n\nFeed 'em to the hungry rats for dinner.", ">\n\nAnd this is why I'll need to listen to the Drunken Whaler on repeat for some amount of time.", ">\n\nBetween this and the other things happening around the world it's like watching the events of the past 2-3 years replaying themselves.", ">\n\n\n\nSuez Canal blocked by a cargo ship ✅\n\n\nA high number of contagious tourists coming in from China ✅\n\n\nA defeated president's supporters storm a country's government buildings ✅\n\n\nYep, sounds familiar alright.", ">\n\nHistory repeats, no one learns from the past.", ">\n\nI just heard someone say, \"History doesn't repeat itself, but it does rhyme.\"", ">\n\nTime is a circle from a view except it's more like a staircase. And there's a shake at certain parts. \nHating the trudge upwards and always going around.", ">\n\nVonnegut or mcconaughey?", ">\n\n\"Canal traffic is unaffected, the canal authority's chairman Osama Rabie said.\"", ">\n\nCanal authority is what I call it when my wife bosses me around", ">\n\nNot again.", ">\n\nWhat next, a bowl of petunias?", ">\n\nWhat are you doing step-ship!?", ">\n\nI just need a quick tug.", ">\n\nHooray! Worldwide commerce meltdown again! Oh, wait, no, that one is bad...", ">\n\nSorry, no raises this year because that global thing that happened for a couple of days\n-Corporations", ">\n\nAlso, all of the products and services that aren't significantly impacted are going to receive price hikes regardless- which will stick around well-after the supply chain has normalized. Our ~~suckers~~ customers ~~are too dumb to notice~~ understand that our products and services have great value and we're always doing our best to stay competitive with the other sociopaths in the price-fixed industry.", ">\n\nDammit, again?", ">\n\n“Hey, I’ve seen this one! I’ve seen this one! This is a classic!”", ">\n\nAgain!?", ">\n\nYES! THEY PUT IT BACK!!!", ">\n\nImagine the captains face right now though. Just think. They all hope it won't be them, but it had to be someone.", ">\n\nI've already seen this season.", ">\n\n2023 writers getting lazy now.", ">\n\nI feel like I’ve heard this somewhere before…", ">\n\n:( why did it have to be a Ukrainian grain ship … they need the god damn money and the world needs their god damn grain .", ">\n\nAnd why does China need Ukrainian grain?", ">\n\nI’lll just leave this here.", ">\n\nThank you", ">\n\na.s.h.w.g.a.", ">\n\nThis should be interesting, 2023 off to a good start :)", ">\n\nLooks like a lousy remake of couple of previous years...", ">\n\nHave we even recover from the last?", ">\n\nI already saw this episode…", ">\n\nLet's gooooo.", ">\n\nThese idiots can't captain ships for shit", ">\n\nFrom the article: “It is currently unclear to what extent canal traffic is affected.”\nPretty sure that means it is badly affected.", ">\n\nAlso from the article:\n\nCanal traffic is unaffected, the canal authority's chairman Osama Rabie said.", ">\n\nIm not even lying, they changed/updated the article and now its 4x as long with much more info. Thanks.", ">\n\nI actually thought something like that happened. I don't think you're lying! I mean, that would be a weird thing to lie about.", ">\n\nFor f sake can the US just pay Egypt to build a fing second line already. Pretty sure the US could have paid Egypt to build 12 canals from the last wreck and now here we are again. Seriously Egypt doesn't have the money so just pay for it already so we don't have months long shipping crisis every year.", ">\n\nThis ignores both the history of the existing canal and the current megaprojects unfolding in egypt", ">\n\nWe've got another one, folks! 🎉🎉🎉🎉 (On a serious note, FOR FUCK'S SAKE!)", ">\n\nOh god please, Not again.", ">\n\nI bet my new tote bag was on there.", ">\n\nOn a ship carrying grain from Ukraine to China?", ">\n\n\nCanal traffic is unaffected, the canal authority's chairman Osama Rabie said.", ">\n\nIt’s like deja vu all over again.", ">\n\nAgain?", ">\n\nJesus, not again.", ">\n\noh no... not again.", ">\n\nhaha, yes!\nround 2", ">\n\nOkay, who decided to put history on loop?", ">\n\nCan anyone linke some radar site for ships? So we can track how \"bad\" it is?", ">\n\nOh no, not again.", ">\n\nLet's gooooo!", ">\n\nWe don’t need no stinkin supply chain!", ">\n\nEvergreen 2?", ">\n\nThis was a good episode of The Truman Show.", ">\n\nUkraine still exporting to China . Unfuckin real", ">\n\nGreat, now I will have to wait even longer for my container full of rubber dog poo", ">\n\nHere we go again...\nWhat do we do with a drunken sailor? What do we do we do with a drunken sailor? What do we do with a drunken sailor, early in the morning?", ">\n\nThrow em in the brig until they're sober", ">\n\nFeed 'em to the hungry rats for dinner.", ">\n\nPut them in bed with the captain's daughter", ">\n\nHave you seen the captain’s daughter (early in the morning)?", ">\n\nSober?" ]

[ "Here we go again...\nWhat do we do with a drunken sailor? What do we do we do with a drunken sailor? What do we do with a drunken sailor, early in the morning?", ">\n\nThrow em in the brig until they're sober", ">\n\nFeed 'em to the hungry rats for dinner.", ">\n\nAnd this is why I'll need to listen to the Drunken Whaler on repeat for some amount of time.", ">\n\nBetween this and the other things happening around the world it's like watching the events of the past 2-3 years replaying themselves.", ">\n\n\n\nSuez Canal blocked by a cargo ship ✅\n\n\nA high number of contagious tourists coming in from China ✅\n\n\nA defeated president's supporters storm a country's government buildings ✅\n\n\nYep, sounds familiar alright.", ">\n\nHistory repeats, no one learns from the past.", ">\n\nI just heard someone say, \"History doesn't repeat itself, but it does rhyme.\"", ">\n\nTime is a circle from a view except it's more like a staircase. And there's a shake at certain parts. \nHating the trudge upwards and always going around.", ">\n\nVonnegut or mcconaughey?", ">\n\n\"Canal traffic is unaffected, the canal authority's chairman Osama Rabie said.\"", ">\n\nCanal authority is what I call it when my wife bosses me around", ">\n\nNot again.", ">\n\nWhat next, a bowl of petunias?", ">\n\nWhat are you doing step-ship!?", ">\n\nI just need a quick tug.", ">\n\nHooray! Worldwide commerce meltdown again! Oh, wait, no, that one is bad...", ">\n\nSorry, no raises this year because that global thing that happened for a couple of days\n-Corporations", ">\n\nAlso, all of the products and services that aren't significantly impacted are going to receive price hikes regardless- which will stick around well-after the supply chain has normalized. Our ~~suckers~~ customers ~~are too dumb to notice~~ understand that our products and services have great value and we're always doing our best to stay competitive with the other sociopaths in the price-fixed industry.", ">\n\nDammit, again?", ">\n\n“Hey, I’ve seen this one! I’ve seen this one! This is a classic!”", ">\n\nAgain!?", ">\n\nYES! THEY PUT IT BACK!!!", ">\n\nImagine the captains face right now though. Just think. They all hope it won't be them, but it had to be someone.", ">\n\nI've already seen this season.", ">\n\n2023 writers getting lazy now.", ">\n\nI feel like I’ve heard this somewhere before…", ">\n\n:( why did it have to be a Ukrainian grain ship … they need the god damn money and the world needs their god damn grain .", ">\n\nAnd why does China need Ukrainian grain?", ">\n\nI’lll just leave this here.", ">\n\nThank you", ">\n\na.s.h.w.g.a.", ">\n\nThis should be interesting, 2023 off to a good start :)", ">\n\nLooks like a lousy remake of couple of previous years...", ">\n\nHave we even recover from the last?", ">\n\nI already saw this episode…", ">\n\nLet's gooooo.", ">\n\nThese idiots can't captain ships for shit", ">\n\nFrom the article: “It is currently unclear to what extent canal traffic is affected.”\nPretty sure that means it is badly affected.", ">\n\nAlso from the article:\n\nCanal traffic is unaffected, the canal authority's chairman Osama Rabie said.", ">\n\nIm not even lying, they changed/updated the article and now its 4x as long with much more info. Thanks.", ">\n\nI actually thought something like that happened. I don't think you're lying! I mean, that would be a weird thing to lie about.", ">\n\nFor f sake can the US just pay Egypt to build a fing second line already. Pretty sure the US could have paid Egypt to build 12 canals from the last wreck and now here we are again. Seriously Egypt doesn't have the money so just pay for it already so we don't have months long shipping crisis every year.", ">\n\nThis ignores both the history of the existing canal and the current megaprojects unfolding in egypt", ">\n\nWe've got another one, folks! 🎉🎉🎉🎉 (On a serious note, FOR FUCK'S SAKE!)", ">\n\nOh god please, Not again.", ">\n\nI bet my new tote bag was on there.", ">\n\nOn a ship carrying grain from Ukraine to China?", ">\n\n\nCanal traffic is unaffected, the canal authority's chairman Osama Rabie said.", ">\n\nIt’s like deja vu all over again.", ">\n\nAgain?", ">\n\nJesus, not again.", ">\n\noh no... not again.", ">\n\nhaha, yes!\nround 2", ">\n\nOkay, who decided to put history on loop?", ">\n\nCan anyone linke some radar site for ships? So we can track how \"bad\" it is?", ">\n\nOh no, not again.", ">\n\nLet's gooooo!", ">\n\nWe don’t need no stinkin supply chain!", ">\n\nEvergreen 2?", ">\n\nThis was a good episode of The Truman Show.", ">\n\nUkraine still exporting to China . Unfuckin real", ">\n\nGreat, now I will have to wait even longer for my container full of rubber dog poo", ">\n\nHere we go again...\nWhat do we do with a drunken sailor? What do we do we do with a drunken sailor? What do we do with a drunken sailor, early in the morning?", ">\n\nThrow em in the brig until they're sober", ">\n\nFeed 'em to the hungry rats for dinner.", ">\n\nPut them in bed with the captain's daughter", ">\n\nHave you seen the captain’s daughter (early in the morning)?", ">\n\nSober?", ">\n\nBetween this and the other things happening around the world it's like watching the events of the past 2-3 years replaying themselves." ]

[ "Here we go again...\nWhat do we do with a drunken sailor? What do we do we do with a drunken sailor? What do we do with a drunken sailor, early in the morning?", ">\n\nThrow em in the brig until they're sober", ">\n\nFeed 'em to the hungry rats for dinner.", ">\n\nAnd this is why I'll need to listen to the Drunken Whaler on repeat for some amount of time.", ">\n\nBetween this and the other things happening around the world it's like watching the events of the past 2-3 years replaying themselves.", ">\n\n\n\nSuez Canal blocked by a cargo ship ✅\n\n\nA high number of contagious tourists coming in from China ✅\n\n\nA defeated president's supporters storm a country's government buildings ✅\n\n\nYep, sounds familiar alright.", ">\n\nHistory repeats, no one learns from the past.", ">\n\nI just heard someone say, \"History doesn't repeat itself, but it does rhyme.\"", ">\n\nTime is a circle from a view except it's more like a staircase. And there's a shake at certain parts. \nHating the trudge upwards and always going around.", ">\n\nVonnegut or mcconaughey?", ">\n\n\"Canal traffic is unaffected, the canal authority's chairman Osama Rabie said.\"", ">\n\nCanal authority is what I call it when my wife bosses me around", ">\n\nNot again.", ">\n\nWhat next, a bowl of petunias?", ">\n\nWhat are you doing step-ship!?", ">\n\nI just need a quick tug.", ">\n\nHooray! Worldwide commerce meltdown again! Oh, wait, no, that one is bad...", ">\n\nSorry, no raises this year because that global thing that happened for a couple of days\n-Corporations", ">\n\nAlso, all of the products and services that aren't significantly impacted are going to receive price hikes regardless- which will stick around well-after the supply chain has normalized. Our ~~suckers~~ customers ~~are too dumb to notice~~ understand that our products and services have great value and we're always doing our best to stay competitive with the other sociopaths in the price-fixed industry.", ">\n\nDammit, again?", ">\n\n“Hey, I’ve seen this one! I’ve seen this one! This is a classic!”", ">\n\nAgain!?", ">\n\nYES! THEY PUT IT BACK!!!", ">\n\nImagine the captains face right now though. Just think. They all hope it won't be them, but it had to be someone.", ">\n\nI've already seen this season.", ">\n\n2023 writers getting lazy now.", ">\n\nI feel like I’ve heard this somewhere before…", ">\n\n:( why did it have to be a Ukrainian grain ship … they need the god damn money and the world needs their god damn grain .", ">\n\nAnd why does China need Ukrainian grain?", ">\n\nI’lll just leave this here.", ">\n\nThank you", ">\n\na.s.h.w.g.a.", ">\n\nThis should be interesting, 2023 off to a good start :)", ">\n\nLooks like a lousy remake of couple of previous years...", ">\n\nHave we even recover from the last?", ">\n\nI already saw this episode…", ">\n\nLet's gooooo.", ">\n\nThese idiots can't captain ships for shit", ">\n\nFrom the article: “It is currently unclear to what extent canal traffic is affected.”\nPretty sure that means it is badly affected.", ">\n\nAlso from the article:\n\nCanal traffic is unaffected, the canal authority's chairman Osama Rabie said.", ">\n\nIm not even lying, they changed/updated the article and now its 4x as long with much more info. Thanks.", ">\n\nI actually thought something like that happened. I don't think you're lying! I mean, that would be a weird thing to lie about.", ">\n\nFor f sake can the US just pay Egypt to build a fing second line already. Pretty sure the US could have paid Egypt to build 12 canals from the last wreck and now here we are again. Seriously Egypt doesn't have the money so just pay for it already so we don't have months long shipping crisis every year.", ">\n\nThis ignores both the history of the existing canal and the current megaprojects unfolding in egypt", ">\n\nWe've got another one, folks! 🎉🎉🎉🎉 (On a serious note, FOR FUCK'S SAKE!)", ">\n\nOh god please, Not again.", ">\n\nI bet my new tote bag was on there.", ">\n\nOn a ship carrying grain from Ukraine to China?", ">\n\n\nCanal traffic is unaffected, the canal authority's chairman Osama Rabie said.", ">\n\nIt’s like deja vu all over again.", ">\n\nAgain?", ">\n\nJesus, not again.", ">\n\noh no... not again.", ">\n\nhaha, yes!\nround 2", ">\n\nOkay, who decided to put history on loop?", ">\n\nCan anyone linke some radar site for ships? So we can track how \"bad\" it is?", ">\n\nOh no, not again.", ">\n\nLet's gooooo!", ">\n\nWe don’t need no stinkin supply chain!", ">\n\nEvergreen 2?", ">\n\nThis was a good episode of The Truman Show.", ">\n\nUkraine still exporting to China . Unfuckin real", ">\n\nGreat, now I will have to wait even longer for my container full of rubber dog poo", ">\n\nHere we go again...\nWhat do we do with a drunken sailor? What do we do we do with a drunken sailor? What do we do with a drunken sailor, early in the morning?", ">\n\nThrow em in the brig until they're sober", ">\n\nFeed 'em to the hungry rats for dinner.", ">\n\nPut them in bed with the captain's daughter", ">\n\nHave you seen the captain’s daughter (early in the morning)?", ">\n\nSober?", ">\n\nBetween this and the other things happening around the world it's like watching the events of the past 2-3 years replaying themselves.", ">\n\n\n\nShip stuck at the Suez Canal ✅\n\n\nA high number of contagious tourists coming in from China ✅\n\n\nA defeated president's supporters storm a country's government buildings ✅\n\n\nYep, sounds familiar alright." ]

[ "Here we go again...\nWhat do we do with a drunken sailor? What do we do we do with a drunken sailor? What do we do with a drunken sailor, early in the morning?", ">\n\nThrow em in the brig until they're sober", ">\n\nFeed 'em to the hungry rats for dinner.", ">\n\nAnd this is why I'll need to listen to the Drunken Whaler on repeat for some amount of time.", ">\n\nBetween this and the other things happening around the world it's like watching the events of the past 2-3 years replaying themselves.", ">\n\n\n\nSuez Canal blocked by a cargo ship ✅\n\n\nA high number of contagious tourists coming in from China ✅\n\n\nA defeated president's supporters storm a country's government buildings ✅\n\n\nYep, sounds familiar alright.", ">\n\nHistory repeats, no one learns from the past.", ">\n\nI just heard someone say, \"History doesn't repeat itself, but it does rhyme.\"", ">\n\nTime is a circle from a view except it's more like a staircase. And there's a shake at certain parts. \nHating the trudge upwards and always going around.", ">\n\nVonnegut or mcconaughey?", ">\n\n\"Canal traffic is unaffected, the canal authority's chairman Osama Rabie said.\"", ">\n\nCanal authority is what I call it when my wife bosses me around", ">\n\nNot again.", ">\n\nWhat next, a bowl of petunias?", ">\n\nWhat are you doing step-ship!?", ">\n\nI just need a quick tug.", ">\n\nHooray! Worldwide commerce meltdown again! Oh, wait, no, that one is bad...", ">\n\nSorry, no raises this year because that global thing that happened for a couple of days\n-Corporations", ">\n\nAlso, all of the products and services that aren't significantly impacted are going to receive price hikes regardless- which will stick around well-after the supply chain has normalized. Our ~~suckers~~ customers ~~are too dumb to notice~~ understand that our products and services have great value and we're always doing our best to stay competitive with the other sociopaths in the price-fixed industry.", ">\n\nDammit, again?", ">\n\n“Hey, I’ve seen this one! I’ve seen this one! This is a classic!”", ">\n\nAgain!?", ">\n\nYES! THEY PUT IT BACK!!!", ">\n\nImagine the captains face right now though. Just think. They all hope it won't be them, but it had to be someone.", ">\n\nI've already seen this season.", ">\n\n2023 writers getting lazy now.", ">\n\nI feel like I’ve heard this somewhere before…", ">\n\n:( why did it have to be a Ukrainian grain ship … they need the god damn money and the world needs their god damn grain .", ">\n\nAnd why does China need Ukrainian grain?", ">\n\nI’lll just leave this here.", ">\n\nThank you", ">\n\na.s.h.w.g.a.", ">\n\nThis should be interesting, 2023 off to a good start :)", ">\n\nLooks like a lousy remake of couple of previous years...", ">\n\nHave we even recover from the last?", ">\n\nI already saw this episode…", ">\n\nLet's gooooo.", ">\n\nThese idiots can't captain ships for shit", ">\n\nFrom the article: “It is currently unclear to what extent canal traffic is affected.”\nPretty sure that means it is badly affected.", ">\n\nAlso from the article:\n\nCanal traffic is unaffected, the canal authority's chairman Osama Rabie said.", ">\n\nIm not even lying, they changed/updated the article and now its 4x as long with much more info. Thanks.", ">\n\nI actually thought something like that happened. I don't think you're lying! I mean, that would be a weird thing to lie about.", ">\n\nFor f sake can the US just pay Egypt to build a fing second line already. Pretty sure the US could have paid Egypt to build 12 canals from the last wreck and now here we are again. Seriously Egypt doesn't have the money so just pay for it already so we don't have months long shipping crisis every year.", ">\n\nThis ignores both the history of the existing canal and the current megaprojects unfolding in egypt", ">\n\nWe've got another one, folks! 🎉🎉🎉🎉 (On a serious note, FOR FUCK'S SAKE!)", ">\n\nOh god please, Not again.", ">\n\nI bet my new tote bag was on there.", ">\n\nOn a ship carrying grain from Ukraine to China?", ">\n\n\nCanal traffic is unaffected, the canal authority's chairman Osama Rabie said.", ">\n\nIt’s like deja vu all over again.", ">\n\nAgain?", ">\n\nJesus, not again.", ">\n\noh no... not again.", ">\n\nhaha, yes!\nround 2", ">\n\nOkay, who decided to put history on loop?", ">\n\nCan anyone linke some radar site for ships? So we can track how \"bad\" it is?", ">\n\nOh no, not again.", ">\n\nLet's gooooo!", ">\n\nWe don’t need no stinkin supply chain!", ">\n\nEvergreen 2?", ">\n\nThis was a good episode of The Truman Show.", ">\n\nUkraine still exporting to China . Unfuckin real", ">\n\nGreat, now I will have to wait even longer for my container full of rubber dog poo", ">\n\nHere we go again...\nWhat do we do with a drunken sailor? What do we do we do with a drunken sailor? What do we do with a drunken sailor, early in the morning?", ">\n\nThrow em in the brig until they're sober", ">\n\nFeed 'em to the hungry rats for dinner.", ">\n\nPut them in bed with the captain's daughter", ">\n\nHave you seen the captain’s daughter (early in the morning)?", ">\n\nSober?", ">\n\nBetween this and the other things happening around the world it's like watching the events of the past 2-3 years replaying themselves.", ">\n\n\n\nShip stuck at the Suez Canal ✅\n\n\nA high number of contagious tourists coming in from China ✅\n\n\nA defeated president's supporters storm a country's government buildings ✅\n\n\nYep, sounds familiar alright.", ">\n\nHistory repeats, no one learns from the past." ]

[ "Here we go again...\nWhat do we do with a drunken sailor? What do we do we do with a drunken sailor? What do we do with a drunken sailor, early in the morning?", ">\n\nThrow em in the brig until they're sober", ">\n\nFeed 'em to the hungry rats for dinner.", ">\n\nAnd this is why I'll need to listen to the Drunken Whaler on repeat for some amount of time.", ">\n\nBetween this and the other things happening around the world it's like watching the events of the past 2-3 years replaying themselves.", ">\n\n\n\nSuez Canal blocked by a cargo ship ✅\n\n\nA high number of contagious tourists coming in from China ✅\n\n\nA defeated president's supporters storm a country's government buildings ✅\n\n\nYep, sounds familiar alright.", ">\n\nHistory repeats, no one learns from the past.", ">\n\nI just heard someone say, \"History doesn't repeat itself, but it does rhyme.\"", ">\n\nTime is a circle from a view except it's more like a staircase. And there's a shake at certain parts. \nHating the trudge upwards and always going around.", ">\n\nVonnegut or mcconaughey?", ">\n\n\"Canal traffic is unaffected, the canal authority's chairman Osama Rabie said.\"", ">\n\nCanal authority is what I call it when my wife bosses me around", ">\n\nNot again.", ">\n\nWhat next, a bowl of petunias?", ">\n\nWhat are you doing step-ship!?", ">\n\nI just need a quick tug.", ">\n\nHooray! Worldwide commerce meltdown again! Oh, wait, no, that one is bad...", ">\n\nSorry, no raises this year because that global thing that happened for a couple of days\n-Corporations", ">\n\nAlso, all of the products and services that aren't significantly impacted are going to receive price hikes regardless- which will stick around well-after the supply chain has normalized. Our ~~suckers~~ customers ~~are too dumb to notice~~ understand that our products and services have great value and we're always doing our best to stay competitive with the other sociopaths in the price-fixed industry.", ">\n\nDammit, again?", ">\n\n“Hey, I’ve seen this one! I’ve seen this one! This is a classic!”", ">\n\nAgain!?", ">\n\nYES! THEY PUT IT BACK!!!", ">\n\nImagine the captains face right now though. Just think. They all hope it won't be them, but it had to be someone.", ">\n\nI've already seen this season.", ">\n\n2023 writers getting lazy now.", ">\n\nI feel like I’ve heard this somewhere before…", ">\n\n:( why did it have to be a Ukrainian grain ship … they need the god damn money and the world needs their god damn grain .", ">\n\nAnd why does China need Ukrainian grain?", ">\n\nI’lll just leave this here.", ">\n\nThank you", ">\n\na.s.h.w.g.a.", ">\n\nThis should be interesting, 2023 off to a good start :)", ">\n\nLooks like a lousy remake of couple of previous years...", ">\n\nHave we even recover from the last?", ">\n\nI already saw this episode…", ">\n\nLet's gooooo.", ">\n\nThese idiots can't captain ships for shit", ">\n\nFrom the article: “It is currently unclear to what extent canal traffic is affected.”\nPretty sure that means it is badly affected.", ">\n\nAlso from the article:\n\nCanal traffic is unaffected, the canal authority's chairman Osama Rabie said.", ">\n\nIm not even lying, they changed/updated the article and now its 4x as long with much more info. Thanks.", ">\n\nI actually thought something like that happened. I don't think you're lying! I mean, that would be a weird thing to lie about.", ">\n\nFor f sake can the US just pay Egypt to build a fing second line already. Pretty sure the US could have paid Egypt to build 12 canals from the last wreck and now here we are again. Seriously Egypt doesn't have the money so just pay for it already so we don't have months long shipping crisis every year.", ">\n\nThis ignores both the history of the existing canal and the current megaprojects unfolding in egypt", ">\n\nWe've got another one, folks! 🎉🎉🎉🎉 (On a serious note, FOR FUCK'S SAKE!)", ">\n\nOh god please, Not again.", ">\n\nI bet my new tote bag was on there.", ">\n\nOn a ship carrying grain from Ukraine to China?", ">\n\n\nCanal traffic is unaffected, the canal authority's chairman Osama Rabie said.", ">\n\nIt’s like deja vu all over again.", ">\n\nAgain?", ">\n\nJesus, not again.", ">\n\noh no... not again.", ">\n\nhaha, yes!\nround 2", ">\n\nOkay, who decided to put history on loop?", ">\n\nCan anyone linke some radar site for ships? So we can track how \"bad\" it is?", ">\n\nOh no, not again.", ">\n\nLet's gooooo!", ">\n\nWe don’t need no stinkin supply chain!", ">\n\nEvergreen 2?", ">\n\nThis was a good episode of The Truman Show.", ">\n\nUkraine still exporting to China . Unfuckin real", ">\n\nGreat, now I will have to wait even longer for my container full of rubber dog poo", ">\n\nHere we go again...\nWhat do we do with a drunken sailor? What do we do we do with a drunken sailor? What do we do with a drunken sailor, early in the morning?", ">\n\nThrow em in the brig until they're sober", ">\n\nFeed 'em to the hungry rats for dinner.", ">\n\nPut them in bed with the captain's daughter", ">\n\nHave you seen the captain’s daughter (early in the morning)?", ">\n\nSober?", ">\n\nBetween this and the other things happening around the world it's like watching the events of the past 2-3 years replaying themselves.", ">\n\n\n\nShip stuck at the Suez Canal ✅\n\n\nA high number of contagious tourists coming in from China ✅\n\n\nA defeated president's supporters storm a country's government buildings ✅\n\n\nYep, sounds familiar alright.", ">\n\nHistory repeats, no one learns from the past.", ">\n\nI just heard someone say, \"History doesn't repeat itself, but it does rhyme.\"" ]

[ "Here we go again...\nWhat do we do with a drunken sailor? What do we do we do with a drunken sailor? What do we do with a drunken sailor, early in the morning?", ">\n\nThrow em in the brig until they're sober", ">\n\nFeed 'em to the hungry rats for dinner.", ">\n\nAnd this is why I'll need to listen to the Drunken Whaler on repeat for some amount of time.", ">\n\nBetween this and the other things happening around the world it's like watching the events of the past 2-3 years replaying themselves.", ">\n\n\n\nSuez Canal blocked by a cargo ship ✅\n\n\nA high number of contagious tourists coming in from China ✅\n\n\nA defeated president's supporters storm a country's government buildings ✅\n\n\nYep, sounds familiar alright.", ">\n\nHistory repeats, no one learns from the past.", ">\n\nI just heard someone say, \"History doesn't repeat itself, but it does rhyme.\"", ">\n\nTime is a circle from a view except it's more like a staircase. And there's a shake at certain parts. \nHating the trudge upwards and always going around.", ">\n\nVonnegut or mcconaughey?", ">\n\n\"Canal traffic is unaffected, the canal authority's chairman Osama Rabie said.\"", ">\n\nCanal authority is what I call it when my wife bosses me around", ">\n\nNot again.", ">\n\nWhat next, a bowl of petunias?", ">\n\nWhat are you doing step-ship!?", ">\n\nI just need a quick tug.", ">\n\nHooray! Worldwide commerce meltdown again! Oh, wait, no, that one is bad...", ">\n\nSorry, no raises this year because that global thing that happened for a couple of days\n-Corporations", ">\n\nAlso, all of the products and services that aren't significantly impacted are going to receive price hikes regardless- which will stick around well-after the supply chain has normalized. Our ~~suckers~~ customers ~~are too dumb to notice~~ understand that our products and services have great value and we're always doing our best to stay competitive with the other sociopaths in the price-fixed industry.", ">\n\nDammit, again?", ">\n\n“Hey, I’ve seen this one! I’ve seen this one! This is a classic!”", ">\n\nAgain!?", ">\n\nYES! THEY PUT IT BACK!!!", ">\n\nImagine the captains face right now though. Just think. They all hope it won't be them, but it had to be someone.", ">\n\nI've already seen this season.", ">\n\n2023 writers getting lazy now.", ">\n\nI feel like I’ve heard this somewhere before…", ">\n\n:( why did it have to be a Ukrainian grain ship … they need the god damn money and the world needs their god damn grain .", ">\n\nAnd why does China need Ukrainian grain?", ">\n\nI’lll just leave this here.", ">\n\nThank you", ">\n\na.s.h.w.g.a.", ">\n\nThis should be interesting, 2023 off to a good start :)", ">\n\nLooks like a lousy remake of couple of previous years...", ">\n\nHave we even recover from the last?", ">\n\nI already saw this episode…", ">\n\nLet's gooooo.", ">\n\nThese idiots can't captain ships for shit", ">\n\nFrom the article: “It is currently unclear to what extent canal traffic is affected.”\nPretty sure that means it is badly affected.", ">\n\nAlso from the article:\n\nCanal traffic is unaffected, the canal authority's chairman Osama Rabie said.", ">\n\nIm not even lying, they changed/updated the article and now its 4x as long with much more info. Thanks.", ">\n\nI actually thought something like that happened. I don't think you're lying! I mean, that would be a weird thing to lie about.", ">\n\nFor f sake can the US just pay Egypt to build a fing second line already. Pretty sure the US could have paid Egypt to build 12 canals from the last wreck and now here we are again. Seriously Egypt doesn't have the money so just pay for it already so we don't have months long shipping crisis every year.", ">\n\nThis ignores both the history of the existing canal and the current megaprojects unfolding in egypt", ">\n\nWe've got another one, folks! 🎉🎉🎉🎉 (On a serious note, FOR FUCK'S SAKE!)", ">\n\nOh god please, Not again.", ">\n\nI bet my new tote bag was on there.", ">\n\nOn a ship carrying grain from Ukraine to China?", ">\n\n\nCanal traffic is unaffected, the canal authority's chairman Osama Rabie said.", ">\n\nIt’s like deja vu all over again.", ">\n\nAgain?", ">\n\nJesus, not again.", ">\n\noh no... not again.", ">\n\nhaha, yes!\nround 2", ">\n\nOkay, who decided to put history on loop?", ">\n\nCan anyone linke some radar site for ships? So we can track how \"bad\" it is?", ">\n\nOh no, not again.", ">\n\nLet's gooooo!", ">\n\nWe don’t need no stinkin supply chain!", ">\n\nEvergreen 2?", ">\n\nThis was a good episode of The Truman Show.", ">\n\nUkraine still exporting to China . Unfuckin real", ">\n\nGreat, now I will have to wait even longer for my container full of rubber dog poo", ">\n\nHere we go again...\nWhat do we do with a drunken sailor? What do we do we do with a drunken sailor? What do we do with a drunken sailor, early in the morning?", ">\n\nThrow em in the brig until they're sober", ">\n\nFeed 'em to the hungry rats for dinner.", ">\n\nPut them in bed with the captain's daughter", ">\n\nHave you seen the captain’s daughter (early in the morning)?", ">\n\nSober?", ">\n\nBetween this and the other things happening around the world it's like watching the events of the past 2-3 years replaying themselves.", ">\n\n\n\nShip stuck at the Suez Canal ✅\n\n\nA high number of contagious tourists coming in from China ✅\n\n\nA defeated president's supporters storm a country's government buildings ✅\n\n\nYep, sounds familiar alright.", ">\n\nHistory repeats, no one learns from the past.", ">\n\nI just heard someone say, \"History doesn't repeat itself, but it does rhyme.\"", ">\n\nRepeat Rap Battles of History! \n2020! Vs! 2023!\nBEGIN!" ]

[ "Here we go again...\nWhat do we do with a drunken sailor? What do we do we do with a drunken sailor? What do we do with a drunken sailor, early in the morning?", ">\n\nThrow em in the brig until they're sober", ">\n\nFeed 'em to the hungry rats for dinner.", ">\n\nAnd this is why I'll need to listen to the Drunken Whaler on repeat for some amount of time.", ">\n\nBetween this and the other things happening around the world it's like watching the events of the past 2-3 years replaying themselves.", ">\n\n\n\nSuez Canal blocked by a cargo ship ✅\n\n\nA high number of contagious tourists coming in from China ✅\n\n\nA defeated president's supporters storm a country's government buildings ✅\n\n\nYep, sounds familiar alright.", ">\n\nHistory repeats, no one learns from the past.", ">\n\nI just heard someone say, \"History doesn't repeat itself, but it does rhyme.\"", ">\n\nTime is a circle from a view except it's more like a staircase. And there's a shake at certain parts. \nHating the trudge upwards and always going around.", ">\n\nVonnegut or mcconaughey?", ">\n\n\"Canal traffic is unaffected, the canal authority's chairman Osama Rabie said.\"", ">\n\nCanal authority is what I call it when my wife bosses me around", ">\n\nNot again.", ">\n\nWhat next, a bowl of petunias?", ">\n\nWhat are you doing step-ship!?", ">\n\nI just need a quick tug.", ">\n\nHooray! Worldwide commerce meltdown again! Oh, wait, no, that one is bad...", ">\n\nSorry, no raises this year because that global thing that happened for a couple of days\n-Corporations", ">\n\nAlso, all of the products and services that aren't significantly impacted are going to receive price hikes regardless- which will stick around well-after the supply chain has normalized. Our ~~suckers~~ customers ~~are too dumb to notice~~ understand that our products and services have great value and we're always doing our best to stay competitive with the other sociopaths in the price-fixed industry.", ">\n\nDammit, again?", ">\n\n“Hey, I’ve seen this one! I’ve seen this one! This is a classic!”", ">\n\nAgain!?", ">\n\nYES! THEY PUT IT BACK!!!", ">\n\nImagine the captains face right now though. Just think. They all hope it won't be them, but it had to be someone.", ">\n\nI've already seen this season.", ">\n\n2023 writers getting lazy now.", ">\n\nI feel like I’ve heard this somewhere before…", ">\n\n:( why did it have to be a Ukrainian grain ship … they need the god damn money and the world needs their god damn grain .", ">\n\nAnd why does China need Ukrainian grain?", ">\n\nI’lll just leave this here.", ">\n\nThank you", ">\n\na.s.h.w.g.a.", ">\n\nThis should be interesting, 2023 off to a good start :)", ">\n\nLooks like a lousy remake of couple of previous years...", ">\n\nHave we even recover from the last?", ">\n\nI already saw this episode…", ">\n\nLet's gooooo.", ">\n\nThese idiots can't captain ships for shit", ">\n\nFrom the article: “It is currently unclear to what extent canal traffic is affected.”\nPretty sure that means it is badly affected.", ">\n\nAlso from the article:\n\nCanal traffic is unaffected, the canal authority's chairman Osama Rabie said.", ">\n\nIm not even lying, they changed/updated the article and now its 4x as long with much more info. Thanks.", ">\n\nI actually thought something like that happened. I don't think you're lying! I mean, that would be a weird thing to lie about.", ">\n\nFor f sake can the US just pay Egypt to build a fing second line already. Pretty sure the US could have paid Egypt to build 12 canals from the last wreck and now here we are again. Seriously Egypt doesn't have the money so just pay for it already so we don't have months long shipping crisis every year.", ">\n\nThis ignores both the history of the existing canal and the current megaprojects unfolding in egypt", ">\n\nWe've got another one, folks! 🎉🎉🎉🎉 (On a serious note, FOR FUCK'S SAKE!)", ">\n\nOh god please, Not again.", ">\n\nI bet my new tote bag was on there.", ">\n\nOn a ship carrying grain from Ukraine to China?", ">\n\n\nCanal traffic is unaffected, the canal authority's chairman Osama Rabie said.", ">\n\nIt’s like deja vu all over again.", ">\n\nAgain?", ">\n\nJesus, not again.", ">\n\noh no... not again.", ">\n\nhaha, yes!\nround 2", ">\n\nOkay, who decided to put history on loop?", ">\n\nCan anyone linke some radar site for ships? So we can track how \"bad\" it is?", ">\n\nOh no, not again.", ">\n\nLet's gooooo!", ">\n\nWe don’t need no stinkin supply chain!", ">\n\nEvergreen 2?", ">\n\nThis was a good episode of The Truman Show.", ">\n\nUkraine still exporting to China . Unfuckin real", ">\n\nGreat, now I will have to wait even longer for my container full of rubber dog poo", ">\n\nHere we go again...\nWhat do we do with a drunken sailor? What do we do we do with a drunken sailor? What do we do with a drunken sailor, early in the morning?", ">\n\nThrow em in the brig until they're sober", ">\n\nFeed 'em to the hungry rats for dinner.", ">\n\nPut them in bed with the captain's daughter", ">\n\nHave you seen the captain’s daughter (early in the morning)?", ">\n\nSober?", ">\n\nBetween this and the other things happening around the world it's like watching the events of the past 2-3 years replaying themselves.", ">\n\n\n\nShip stuck at the Suez Canal ✅\n\n\nA high number of contagious tourists coming in from China ✅\n\n\nA defeated president's supporters storm a country's government buildings ✅\n\n\nYep, sounds familiar alright.", ">\n\nHistory repeats, no one learns from the past.", ">\n\nI just heard someone say, \"History doesn't repeat itself, but it does rhyme.\"", ">\n\nRepeat Rap Battles of History! \n2020! Vs! 2023!\nBEGIN!", ">\n\nGreat now I gotta go listen to 40 ERBoH videos" ]

[ "Here we go again...\nWhat do we do with a drunken sailor? What do we do we do with a drunken sailor? What do we do with a drunken sailor, early in the morning?", ">\n\nThrow em in the brig until they're sober", ">\n\nFeed 'em to the hungry rats for dinner.", ">\n\nAnd this is why I'll need to listen to the Drunken Whaler on repeat for some amount of time.", ">\n\nBetween this and the other things happening around the world it's like watching the events of the past 2-3 years replaying themselves.", ">\n\n\n\nSuez Canal blocked by a cargo ship ✅\n\n\nA high number of contagious tourists coming in from China ✅\n\n\nA defeated president's supporters storm a country's government buildings ✅\n\n\nYep, sounds familiar alright.", ">\n\nHistory repeats, no one learns from the past.", ">\n\nI just heard someone say, \"History doesn't repeat itself, but it does rhyme.\"", ">\n\nTime is a circle from a view except it's more like a staircase. And there's a shake at certain parts. \nHating the trudge upwards and always going around.", ">\n\nVonnegut or mcconaughey?", ">\n\n\"Canal traffic is unaffected, the canal authority's chairman Osama Rabie said.\"", ">\n\nCanal authority is what I call it when my wife bosses me around", ">\n\nNot again.", ">\n\nWhat next, a bowl of petunias?", ">\n\nWhat are you doing step-ship!?", ">\n\nI just need a quick tug.", ">\n\nHooray! Worldwide commerce meltdown again! Oh, wait, no, that one is bad...", ">\n\nSorry, no raises this year because that global thing that happened for a couple of days\n-Corporations", ">\n\nAlso, all of the products and services that aren't significantly impacted are going to receive price hikes regardless- which will stick around well-after the supply chain has normalized. Our ~~suckers~~ customers ~~are too dumb to notice~~ understand that our products and services have great value and we're always doing our best to stay competitive with the other sociopaths in the price-fixed industry.", ">\n\nDammit, again?", ">\n\n“Hey, I’ve seen this one! I’ve seen this one! This is a classic!”", ">\n\nAgain!?", ">\n\nYES! THEY PUT IT BACK!!!", ">\n\nImagine the captains face right now though. Just think. They all hope it won't be them, but it had to be someone.", ">\n\nI've already seen this season.", ">\n\n2023 writers getting lazy now.", ">\n\nI feel like I’ve heard this somewhere before…", ">\n\n:( why did it have to be a Ukrainian grain ship … they need the god damn money and the world needs their god damn grain .", ">\n\nAnd why does China need Ukrainian grain?", ">\n\nI’lll just leave this here.", ">\n\nThank you", ">\n\na.s.h.w.g.a.", ">\n\nThis should be interesting, 2023 off to a good start :)", ">\n\nLooks like a lousy remake of couple of previous years...", ">\n\nHave we even recover from the last?", ">\n\nI already saw this episode…", ">\n\nLet's gooooo.", ">\n\nThese idiots can't captain ships for shit", ">\n\nFrom the article: “It is currently unclear to what extent canal traffic is affected.”\nPretty sure that means it is badly affected.", ">\n\nAlso from the article:\n\nCanal traffic is unaffected, the canal authority's chairman Osama Rabie said.", ">\n\nIm not even lying, they changed/updated the article and now its 4x as long with much more info. Thanks.", ">\n\nI actually thought something like that happened. I don't think you're lying! I mean, that would be a weird thing to lie about.", ">\n\nFor f sake can the US just pay Egypt to build a fing second line already. Pretty sure the US could have paid Egypt to build 12 canals from the last wreck and now here we are again. Seriously Egypt doesn't have the money so just pay for it already so we don't have months long shipping crisis every year.", ">\n\nThis ignores both the history of the existing canal and the current megaprojects unfolding in egypt", ">\n\nWe've got another one, folks! 🎉🎉🎉🎉 (On a serious note, FOR FUCK'S SAKE!)", ">\n\nOh god please, Not again.", ">\n\nI bet my new tote bag was on there.", ">\n\nOn a ship carrying grain from Ukraine to China?", ">\n\n\nCanal traffic is unaffected, the canal authority's chairman Osama Rabie said.", ">\n\nIt’s like deja vu all over again.", ">\n\nAgain?", ">\n\nJesus, not again.", ">\n\noh no... not again.", ">\n\nhaha, yes!\nround 2", ">\n\nOkay, who decided to put history on loop?", ">\n\nCan anyone linke some radar site for ships? So we can track how \"bad\" it is?", ">\n\nOh no, not again.", ">\n\nLet's gooooo!", ">\n\nWe don’t need no stinkin supply chain!", ">\n\nEvergreen 2?", ">\n\nThis was a good episode of The Truman Show.", ">\n\nUkraine still exporting to China . Unfuckin real", ">\n\nGreat, now I will have to wait even longer for my container full of rubber dog poo", ">\n\nHere we go again...\nWhat do we do with a drunken sailor? What do we do we do with a drunken sailor? What do we do with a drunken sailor, early in the morning?", ">\n\nThrow em in the brig until they're sober", ">\n\nFeed 'em to the hungry rats for dinner.", ">\n\nPut them in bed with the captain's daughter", ">\n\nHave you seen the captain’s daughter (early in the morning)?", ">\n\nSober?", ">\n\nBetween this and the other things happening around the world it's like watching the events of the past 2-3 years replaying themselves.", ">\n\n\n\nShip stuck at the Suez Canal ✅\n\n\nA high number of contagious tourists coming in from China ✅\n\n\nA defeated president's supporters storm a country's government buildings ✅\n\n\nYep, sounds familiar alright.", ">\n\nHistory repeats, no one learns from the past.", ">\n\nI just heard someone say, \"History doesn't repeat itself, but it does rhyme.\"", ">\n\nRepeat Rap Battles of History! \n2020! Vs! 2023!\nBEGIN!", ">\n\nGreat now I gotta go listen to 40 ERBoH videos", ">\n\n\"Canal traffic is unaffected, the canal authority's chairman Osama Rabie said.\"" ]

[ "Here we go again...\nWhat do we do with a drunken sailor? What do we do we do with a drunken sailor? What do we do with a drunken sailor, early in the morning?", ">\n\nThrow em in the brig until they're sober", ">\n\nFeed 'em to the hungry rats for dinner.", ">\n\nAnd this is why I'll need to listen to the Drunken Whaler on repeat for some amount of time.", ">\n\nBetween this and the other things happening around the world it's like watching the events of the past 2-3 years replaying themselves.", ">\n\n\n\nSuez Canal blocked by a cargo ship ✅\n\n\nA high number of contagious tourists coming in from China ✅\n\n\nA defeated president's supporters storm a country's government buildings ✅\n\n\nYep, sounds familiar alright.", ">\n\nHistory repeats, no one learns from the past.", ">\n\nI just heard someone say, \"History doesn't repeat itself, but it does rhyme.\"", ">\n\nTime is a circle from a view except it's more like a staircase. And there's a shake at certain parts. \nHating the trudge upwards and always going around.", ">\n\nVonnegut or mcconaughey?", ">\n\n\"Canal traffic is unaffected, the canal authority's chairman Osama Rabie said.\"", ">\n\nCanal authority is what I call it when my wife bosses me around", ">\n\nNot again.", ">\n\nWhat next, a bowl of petunias?", ">\n\nWhat are you doing step-ship!?", ">\n\nI just need a quick tug.", ">\n\nHooray! Worldwide commerce meltdown again! Oh, wait, no, that one is bad...", ">\n\nSorry, no raises this year because that global thing that happened for a couple of days\n-Corporations", ">\n\nAlso, all of the products and services that aren't significantly impacted are going to receive price hikes regardless- which will stick around well-after the supply chain has normalized. Our ~~suckers~~ customers ~~are too dumb to notice~~ understand that our products and services have great value and we're always doing our best to stay competitive with the other sociopaths in the price-fixed industry.", ">\n\nDammit, again?", ">\n\n“Hey, I’ve seen this one! I’ve seen this one! This is a classic!”", ">\n\nAgain!?", ">\n\nYES! THEY PUT IT BACK!!!", ">\n\nImagine the captains face right now though. Just think. They all hope it won't be them, but it had to be someone.", ">\n\nI've already seen this season.", ">\n\n2023 writers getting lazy now.", ">\n\nI feel like I’ve heard this somewhere before…", ">\n\n:( why did it have to be a Ukrainian grain ship … they need the god damn money and the world needs their god damn grain .", ">\n\nAnd why does China need Ukrainian grain?", ">\n\nI’lll just leave this here.", ">\n\nThank you", ">\n\na.s.h.w.g.a.", ">\n\nThis should be interesting, 2023 off to a good start :)", ">\n\nLooks like a lousy remake of couple of previous years...", ">\n\nHave we even recover from the last?", ">\n\nI already saw this episode…", ">\n\nLet's gooooo.", ">\n\nThese idiots can't captain ships for shit", ">\n\nFrom the article: “It is currently unclear to what extent canal traffic is affected.”\nPretty sure that means it is badly affected.", ">\n\nAlso from the article:\n\nCanal traffic is unaffected, the canal authority's chairman Osama Rabie said.", ">\n\nIm not even lying, they changed/updated the article and now its 4x as long with much more info. Thanks.", ">\n\nI actually thought something like that happened. I don't think you're lying! I mean, that would be a weird thing to lie about.", ">\n\nFor f sake can the US just pay Egypt to build a fing second line already. Pretty sure the US could have paid Egypt to build 12 canals from the last wreck and now here we are again. Seriously Egypt doesn't have the money so just pay for it already so we don't have months long shipping crisis every year.", ">\n\nThis ignores both the history of the existing canal and the current megaprojects unfolding in egypt", ">\n\nWe've got another one, folks! 🎉🎉🎉🎉 (On a serious note, FOR FUCK'S SAKE!)", ">\n\nOh god please, Not again.", ">\n\nI bet my new tote bag was on there.", ">\n\nOn a ship carrying grain from Ukraine to China?", ">\n\n\nCanal traffic is unaffected, the canal authority's chairman Osama Rabie said.", ">\n\nIt’s like deja vu all over again.", ">\n\nAgain?", ">\n\nJesus, not again.", ">\n\noh no... not again.", ">\n\nhaha, yes!\nround 2", ">\n\nOkay, who decided to put history on loop?", ">\n\nCan anyone linke some radar site for ships? So we can track how \"bad\" it is?", ">\n\nOh no, not again.", ">\n\nLet's gooooo!", ">\n\nWe don’t need no stinkin supply chain!", ">\n\nEvergreen 2?", ">\n\nThis was a good episode of The Truman Show.", ">\n\nUkraine still exporting to China . Unfuckin real", ">\n\nGreat, now I will have to wait even longer for my container full of rubber dog poo", ">\n\nHere we go again...\nWhat do we do with a drunken sailor? What do we do we do with a drunken sailor? What do we do with a drunken sailor, early in the morning?", ">\n\nThrow em in the brig until they're sober", ">\n\nFeed 'em to the hungry rats for dinner.", ">\n\nPut them in bed with the captain's daughter", ">\n\nHave you seen the captain’s daughter (early in the morning)?", ">\n\nSober?", ">\n\nBetween this and the other things happening around the world it's like watching the events of the past 2-3 years replaying themselves.", ">\n\n\n\nShip stuck at the Suez Canal ✅\n\n\nA high number of contagious tourists coming in from China ✅\n\n\nA defeated president's supporters storm a country's government buildings ✅\n\n\nYep, sounds familiar alright.", ">\n\nHistory repeats, no one learns from the past.", ">\n\nI just heard someone say, \"History doesn't repeat itself, but it does rhyme.\"", ">\n\nRepeat Rap Battles of History! \n2020! Vs! 2023!\nBEGIN!", ">\n\nGreat now I gotta go listen to 40 ERBoH videos", ">\n\n\"Canal traffic is unaffected, the canal authority's chairman Osama Rabie said.\"", ">\n\nCanal authority is what I call it when my wife bosses me around" ]

[ "Here we go again...\nWhat do we do with a drunken sailor? What do we do we do with a drunken sailor? What do we do with a drunken sailor, early in the morning?", ">\n\nThrow em in the brig until they're sober", ">\n\nFeed 'em to the hungry rats for dinner.", ">\n\nAnd this is why I'll need to listen to the Drunken Whaler on repeat for some amount of time.", ">\n\nBetween this and the other things happening around the world it's like watching the events of the past 2-3 years replaying themselves.", ">\n\n\n\nSuez Canal blocked by a cargo ship ✅\n\n\nA high number of contagious tourists coming in from China ✅\n\n\nA defeated president's supporters storm a country's government buildings ✅\n\n\nYep, sounds familiar alright.", ">\n\nHistory repeats, no one learns from the past.", ">\n\nI just heard someone say, \"History doesn't repeat itself, but it does rhyme.\"", ">\n\nTime is a circle from a view except it's more like a staircase. And there's a shake at certain parts. \nHating the trudge upwards and always going around.", ">\n\nVonnegut or mcconaughey?", ">\n\n\"Canal traffic is unaffected, the canal authority's chairman Osama Rabie said.\"", ">\n\nCanal authority is what I call it when my wife bosses me around", ">\n\nNot again.", ">\n\nWhat next, a bowl of petunias?", ">\n\nWhat are you doing step-ship!?", ">\n\nI just need a quick tug.", ">\n\nHooray! Worldwide commerce meltdown again! Oh, wait, no, that one is bad...", ">\n\nSorry, no raises this year because that global thing that happened for a couple of days\n-Corporations", ">\n\nAlso, all of the products and services that aren't significantly impacted are going to receive price hikes regardless- which will stick around well-after the supply chain has normalized. Our ~~suckers~~ customers ~~are too dumb to notice~~ understand that our products and services have great value and we're always doing our best to stay competitive with the other sociopaths in the price-fixed industry.", ">\n\nDammit, again?", ">\n\n“Hey, I’ve seen this one! I’ve seen this one! This is a classic!”", ">\n\nAgain!?", ">\n\nYES! THEY PUT IT BACK!!!", ">\n\nImagine the captains face right now though. Just think. They all hope it won't be them, but it had to be someone.", ">\n\nI've already seen this season.", ">\n\n2023 writers getting lazy now.", ">\n\nI feel like I’ve heard this somewhere before…", ">\n\n:( why did it have to be a Ukrainian grain ship … they need the god damn money and the world needs their god damn grain .", ">\n\nAnd why does China need Ukrainian grain?", ">\n\nI’lll just leave this here.", ">\n\nThank you", ">\n\na.s.h.w.g.a.", ">\n\nThis should be interesting, 2023 off to a good start :)", ">\n\nLooks like a lousy remake of couple of previous years...", ">\n\nHave we even recover from the last?", ">\n\nI already saw this episode…", ">\n\nLet's gooooo.", ">\n\nThese idiots can't captain ships for shit", ">\n\nFrom the article: “It is currently unclear to what extent canal traffic is affected.”\nPretty sure that means it is badly affected.", ">\n\nAlso from the article:\n\nCanal traffic is unaffected, the canal authority's chairman Osama Rabie said.", ">\n\nIm not even lying, they changed/updated the article and now its 4x as long with much more info. Thanks.", ">\n\nI actually thought something like that happened. I don't think you're lying! I mean, that would be a weird thing to lie about.", ">\n\nFor f sake can the US just pay Egypt to build a fing second line already. Pretty sure the US could have paid Egypt to build 12 canals from the last wreck and now here we are again. Seriously Egypt doesn't have the money so just pay for it already so we don't have months long shipping crisis every year.", ">\n\nThis ignores both the history of the existing canal and the current megaprojects unfolding in egypt", ">\n\nWe've got another one, folks! 🎉🎉🎉🎉 (On a serious note, FOR FUCK'S SAKE!)", ">\n\nOh god please, Not again.", ">\n\nI bet my new tote bag was on there.", ">\n\nOn a ship carrying grain from Ukraine to China?", ">\n\n\nCanal traffic is unaffected, the canal authority's chairman Osama Rabie said.", ">\n\nIt’s like deja vu all over again.", ">\n\nAgain?", ">\n\nJesus, not again.", ">\n\noh no... not again.", ">\n\nhaha, yes!\nround 2", ">\n\nOkay, who decided to put history on loop?", ">\n\nCan anyone linke some radar site for ships? So we can track how \"bad\" it is?", ">\n\nOh no, not again.", ">\n\nLet's gooooo!", ">\n\nWe don’t need no stinkin supply chain!", ">\n\nEvergreen 2?", ">\n\nThis was a good episode of The Truman Show.", ">\n\nUkraine still exporting to China . Unfuckin real", ">\n\nGreat, now I will have to wait even longer for my container full of rubber dog poo", ">\n\nHere we go again...\nWhat do we do with a drunken sailor? What do we do we do with a drunken sailor? What do we do with a drunken sailor, early in the morning?", ">\n\nThrow em in the brig until they're sober", ">\n\nFeed 'em to the hungry rats for dinner.", ">\n\nPut them in bed with the captain's daughter", ">\n\nHave you seen the captain’s daughter (early in the morning)?", ">\n\nSober?", ">\n\nBetween this and the other things happening around the world it's like watching the events of the past 2-3 years replaying themselves.", ">\n\n\n\nShip stuck at the Suez Canal ✅\n\n\nA high number of contagious tourists coming in from China ✅\n\n\nA defeated president's supporters storm a country's government buildings ✅\n\n\nYep, sounds familiar alright.", ">\n\nHistory repeats, no one learns from the past.", ">\n\nI just heard someone say, \"History doesn't repeat itself, but it does rhyme.\"", ">\n\nRepeat Rap Battles of History! \n2020! Vs! 2023!\nBEGIN!", ">\n\nGreat now I gotta go listen to 40 ERBoH videos", ">\n\n\"Canal traffic is unaffected, the canal authority's chairman Osama Rabie said.\"", ">\n\nCanal authority is what I call it when my wife bosses me around", ">\n\nNo that one is without the C" ]

[ "Here we go again...\nWhat do we do with a drunken sailor? What do we do we do with a drunken sailor? What do we do with a drunken sailor, early in the morning?", ">\n\nThrow em in the brig until they're sober", ">\n\nFeed 'em to the hungry rats for dinner.", ">\n\nAnd this is why I'll need to listen to the Drunken Whaler on repeat for some amount of time.", ">\n\nBetween this and the other things happening around the world it's like watching the events of the past 2-3 years replaying themselves.", ">\n\n\n\nSuez Canal blocked by a cargo ship ✅\n\n\nA high number of contagious tourists coming in from China ✅\n\n\nA defeated president's supporters storm a country's government buildings ✅\n\n\nYep, sounds familiar alright.", ">\n\nHistory repeats, no one learns from the past.", ">\n\nI just heard someone say, \"History doesn't repeat itself, but it does rhyme.\"", ">\n\nTime is a circle from a view except it's more like a staircase. And there's a shake at certain parts. \nHating the trudge upwards and always going around.", ">\n\nVonnegut or mcconaughey?", ">\n\n\"Canal traffic is unaffected, the canal authority's chairman Osama Rabie said.\"", ">\n\nCanal authority is what I call it when my wife bosses me around", ">\n\nNot again.", ">\n\nWhat next, a bowl of petunias?", ">\n\nWhat are you doing step-ship!?", ">\n\nI just need a quick tug.", ">\n\nHooray! Worldwide commerce meltdown again! Oh, wait, no, that one is bad...", ">\n\nSorry, no raises this year because that global thing that happened for a couple of days\n-Corporations", ">\n\nAlso, all of the products and services that aren't significantly impacted are going to receive price hikes regardless- which will stick around well-after the supply chain has normalized. Our ~~suckers~~ customers ~~are too dumb to notice~~ understand that our products and services have great value and we're always doing our best to stay competitive with the other sociopaths in the price-fixed industry.", ">\n\nDammit, again?", ">\n\n“Hey, I’ve seen this one! I’ve seen this one! This is a classic!”", ">\n\nAgain!?", ">\n\nYES! THEY PUT IT BACK!!!", ">\n\nImagine the captains face right now though. Just think. They all hope it won't be them, but it had to be someone.", ">\n\nI've already seen this season.", ">\n\n2023 writers getting lazy now.", ">\n\nI feel like I’ve heard this somewhere before…", ">\n\n:( why did it have to be a Ukrainian grain ship … they need the god damn money and the world needs their god damn grain .", ">\n\nAnd why does China need Ukrainian grain?", ">\n\nI’lll just leave this here.", ">\n\nThank you", ">\n\na.s.h.w.g.a.", ">\n\nThis should be interesting, 2023 off to a good start :)", ">\n\nLooks like a lousy remake of couple of previous years...", ">\n\nHave we even recover from the last?", ">\n\nI already saw this episode…", ">\n\nLet's gooooo.", ">\n\nThese idiots can't captain ships for shit", ">\n\nFrom the article: “It is currently unclear to what extent canal traffic is affected.”\nPretty sure that means it is badly affected.", ">\n\nAlso from the article:\n\nCanal traffic is unaffected, the canal authority's chairman Osama Rabie said.", ">\n\nIm not even lying, they changed/updated the article and now its 4x as long with much more info. Thanks.", ">\n\nI actually thought something like that happened. I don't think you're lying! I mean, that would be a weird thing to lie about.", ">\n\nFor f sake can the US just pay Egypt to build a fing second line already. Pretty sure the US could have paid Egypt to build 12 canals from the last wreck and now here we are again. Seriously Egypt doesn't have the money so just pay for it already so we don't have months long shipping crisis every year.", ">\n\nThis ignores both the history of the existing canal and the current megaprojects unfolding in egypt", ">\n\nWe've got another one, folks! 🎉🎉🎉🎉 (On a serious note, FOR FUCK'S SAKE!)", ">\n\nOh god please, Not again.", ">\n\nI bet my new tote bag was on there.", ">\n\nOn a ship carrying grain from Ukraine to China?", ">\n\n\nCanal traffic is unaffected, the canal authority's chairman Osama Rabie said.", ">\n\nIt’s like deja vu all over again.", ">\n\nAgain?", ">\n\nJesus, not again.", ">\n\noh no... not again.", ">\n\nhaha, yes!\nround 2", ">\n\nOkay, who decided to put history on loop?", ">\n\nCan anyone linke some radar site for ships? So we can track how \"bad\" it is?", ">\n\nOh no, not again.", ">\n\nLet's gooooo!", ">\n\nWe don’t need no stinkin supply chain!", ">\n\nEvergreen 2?", ">\n\nThis was a good episode of The Truman Show.", ">\n\nUkraine still exporting to China . Unfuckin real", ">\n\nGreat, now I will have to wait even longer for my container full of rubber dog poo", ">\n\nHere we go again...\nWhat do we do with a drunken sailor? What do we do we do with a drunken sailor? What do we do with a drunken sailor, early in the morning?", ">\n\nThrow em in the brig until they're sober", ">\n\nFeed 'em to the hungry rats for dinner.", ">\n\nPut them in bed with the captain's daughter", ">\n\nHave you seen the captain’s daughter (early in the morning)?", ">\n\nSober?", ">\n\nBetween this and the other things happening around the world it's like watching the events of the past 2-3 years replaying themselves.", ">\n\n\n\nShip stuck at the Suez Canal ✅\n\n\nA high number of contagious tourists coming in from China ✅\n\n\nA defeated president's supporters storm a country's government buildings ✅\n\n\nYep, sounds familiar alright.", ">\n\nHistory repeats, no one learns from the past.", ">\n\nI just heard someone say, \"History doesn't repeat itself, but it does rhyme.\"", ">\n\nRepeat Rap Battles of History! \n2020! Vs! 2023!\nBEGIN!", ">\n\nGreat now I gotta go listen to 40 ERBoH videos", ">\n\n\"Canal traffic is unaffected, the canal authority's chairman Osama Rabie said.\"", ">\n\nCanal authority is what I call it when my wife bosses me around", ">\n\nNo that one is without the C", ">\n\nNo, what you mean is when the morning coffee takes control" ]

[ "Here we go again...\nWhat do we do with a drunken sailor? What do we do we do with a drunken sailor? What do we do with a drunken sailor, early in the morning?", ">\n\nThrow em in the brig until they're sober", ">\n\nFeed 'em to the hungry rats for dinner.", ">\n\nAnd this is why I'll need to listen to the Drunken Whaler on repeat for some amount of time.", ">\n\nBetween this and the other things happening around the world it's like watching the events of the past 2-3 years replaying themselves.", ">\n\n\n\nSuez Canal blocked by a cargo ship ✅\n\n\nA high number of contagious tourists coming in from China ✅\n\n\nA defeated president's supporters storm a country's government buildings ✅\n\n\nYep, sounds familiar alright.", ">\n\nHistory repeats, no one learns from the past.", ">\n\nI just heard someone say, \"History doesn't repeat itself, but it does rhyme.\"", ">\n\nTime is a circle from a view except it's more like a staircase. And there's a shake at certain parts. \nHating the trudge upwards and always going around.", ">\n\nVonnegut or mcconaughey?", ">\n\n\"Canal traffic is unaffected, the canal authority's chairman Osama Rabie said.\"", ">\n\nCanal authority is what I call it when my wife bosses me around", ">\n\nNot again.", ">\n\nWhat next, a bowl of petunias?", ">\n\nWhat are you doing step-ship!?", ">\n\nI just need a quick tug.", ">\n\nHooray! Worldwide commerce meltdown again! Oh, wait, no, that one is bad...", ">\n\nSorry, no raises this year because that global thing that happened for a couple of days\n-Corporations", ">\n\nAlso, all of the products and services that aren't significantly impacted are going to receive price hikes regardless- which will stick around well-after the supply chain has normalized. Our ~~suckers~~ customers ~~are too dumb to notice~~ understand that our products and services have great value and we're always doing our best to stay competitive with the other sociopaths in the price-fixed industry.", ">\n\nDammit, again?", ">\n\n“Hey, I’ve seen this one! I’ve seen this one! This is a classic!”", ">\n\nAgain!?", ">\n\nYES! THEY PUT IT BACK!!!", ">\n\nImagine the captains face right now though. Just think. They all hope it won't be them, but it had to be someone.", ">\n\nI've already seen this season.", ">\n\n2023 writers getting lazy now.", ">\n\nI feel like I’ve heard this somewhere before…", ">\n\n:( why did it have to be a Ukrainian grain ship … they need the god damn money and the world needs their god damn grain .", ">\n\nAnd why does China need Ukrainian grain?", ">\n\nI’lll just leave this here.", ">\n\nThank you", ">\n\na.s.h.w.g.a.", ">\n\nThis should be interesting, 2023 off to a good start :)", ">\n\nLooks like a lousy remake of couple of previous years...", ">\n\nHave we even recover from the last?", ">\n\nI already saw this episode…", ">\n\nLet's gooooo.", ">\n\nThese idiots can't captain ships for shit", ">\n\nFrom the article: “It is currently unclear to what extent canal traffic is affected.”\nPretty sure that means it is badly affected.", ">\n\nAlso from the article:\n\nCanal traffic is unaffected, the canal authority's chairman Osama Rabie said.", ">\n\nIm not even lying, they changed/updated the article and now its 4x as long with much more info. Thanks.", ">\n\nI actually thought something like that happened. I don't think you're lying! I mean, that would be a weird thing to lie about.", ">\n\nFor f sake can the US just pay Egypt to build a fing second line already. Pretty sure the US could have paid Egypt to build 12 canals from the last wreck and now here we are again. Seriously Egypt doesn't have the money so just pay for it already so we don't have months long shipping crisis every year.", ">\n\nThis ignores both the history of the existing canal and the current megaprojects unfolding in egypt", ">\n\nWe've got another one, folks! 🎉🎉🎉🎉 (On a serious note, FOR FUCK'S SAKE!)", ">\n\nOh god please, Not again.", ">\n\nI bet my new tote bag was on there.", ">\n\nOn a ship carrying grain from Ukraine to China?", ">\n\n\nCanal traffic is unaffected, the canal authority's chairman Osama Rabie said.", ">\n\nIt’s like deja vu all over again.", ">\n\nAgain?", ">\n\nJesus, not again.", ">\n\noh no... not again.", ">\n\nhaha, yes!\nround 2", ">\n\nOkay, who decided to put history on loop?", ">\n\nCan anyone linke some radar site for ships? So we can track how \"bad\" it is?", ">\n\nOh no, not again.", ">\n\nLet's gooooo!", ">\n\nWe don’t need no stinkin supply chain!", ">\n\nEvergreen 2?", ">\n\nThis was a good episode of The Truman Show.", ">\n\nUkraine still exporting to China . Unfuckin real", ">\n\nGreat, now I will have to wait even longer for my container full of rubber dog poo", ">\n\nHere we go again...\nWhat do we do with a drunken sailor? What do we do we do with a drunken sailor? What do we do with a drunken sailor, early in the morning?", ">\n\nThrow em in the brig until they're sober", ">\n\nFeed 'em to the hungry rats for dinner.", ">\n\nPut them in bed with the captain's daughter", ">\n\nHave you seen the captain’s daughter (early in the morning)?", ">\n\nSober?", ">\n\nBetween this and the other things happening around the world it's like watching the events of the past 2-3 years replaying themselves.", ">\n\n\n\nShip stuck at the Suez Canal ✅\n\n\nA high number of contagious tourists coming in from China ✅\n\n\nA defeated president's supporters storm a country's government buildings ✅\n\n\nYep, sounds familiar alright.", ">\n\nHistory repeats, no one learns from the past.", ">\n\nI just heard someone say, \"History doesn't repeat itself, but it does rhyme.\"", ">\n\nRepeat Rap Battles of History! \n2020! Vs! 2023!\nBEGIN!", ">\n\nGreat now I gotta go listen to 40 ERBoH videos", ">\n\n\"Canal traffic is unaffected, the canal authority's chairman Osama Rabie said.\"", ">\n\nCanal authority is what I call it when my wife bosses me around", ">\n\nNo that one is without the C", ">\n\nNo, what you mean is when the morning coffee takes control", ">\n\nNot again." ]

[ "Here we go again...\nWhat do we do with a drunken sailor? What do we do we do with a drunken sailor? What do we do with a drunken sailor, early in the morning?", ">\n\nThrow em in the brig until they're sober", ">\n\nFeed 'em to the hungry rats for dinner.", ">\n\nAnd this is why I'll need to listen to the Drunken Whaler on repeat for some amount of time.", ">\n\nBetween this and the other things happening around the world it's like watching the events of the past 2-3 years replaying themselves.", ">\n\n\n\nSuez Canal blocked by a cargo ship ✅\n\n\nA high number of contagious tourists coming in from China ✅\n\n\nA defeated president's supporters storm a country's government buildings ✅\n\n\nYep, sounds familiar alright.", ">\n\nHistory repeats, no one learns from the past.", ">\n\nI just heard someone say, \"History doesn't repeat itself, but it does rhyme.\"", ">\n\nTime is a circle from a view except it's more like a staircase. And there's a shake at certain parts. \nHating the trudge upwards and always going around.", ">\n\nVonnegut or mcconaughey?", ">\n\n\"Canal traffic is unaffected, the canal authority's chairman Osama Rabie said.\"", ">\n\nCanal authority is what I call it when my wife bosses me around", ">\n\nNot again.", ">\n\nWhat next, a bowl of petunias?", ">\n\nWhat are you doing step-ship!?", ">\n\nI just need a quick tug.", ">\n\nHooray! Worldwide commerce meltdown again! Oh, wait, no, that one is bad...", ">\n\nSorry, no raises this year because that global thing that happened for a couple of days\n-Corporations", ">\n\nAlso, all of the products and services that aren't significantly impacted are going to receive price hikes regardless- which will stick around well-after the supply chain has normalized. Our ~~suckers~~ customers ~~are too dumb to notice~~ understand that our products and services have great value and we're always doing our best to stay competitive with the other sociopaths in the price-fixed industry.", ">\n\nDammit, again?", ">\n\n“Hey, I’ve seen this one! I’ve seen this one! This is a classic!”", ">\n\nAgain!?", ">\n\nYES! THEY PUT IT BACK!!!", ">\n\nImagine the captains face right now though. Just think. They all hope it won't be them, but it had to be someone.", ">\n\nI've already seen this season.", ">\n\n2023 writers getting lazy now.", ">\n\nI feel like I’ve heard this somewhere before…", ">\n\n:( why did it have to be a Ukrainian grain ship … they need the god damn money and the world needs their god damn grain .", ">\n\nAnd why does China need Ukrainian grain?", ">\n\nI’lll just leave this here.", ">\n\nThank you", ">\n\na.s.h.w.g.a.", ">\n\nThis should be interesting, 2023 off to a good start :)", ">\n\nLooks like a lousy remake of couple of previous years...", ">\n\nHave we even recover from the last?", ">\n\nI already saw this episode…", ">\n\nLet's gooooo.", ">\n\nThese idiots can't captain ships for shit", ">\n\nFrom the article: “It is currently unclear to what extent canal traffic is affected.”\nPretty sure that means it is badly affected.", ">\n\nAlso from the article:\n\nCanal traffic is unaffected, the canal authority's chairman Osama Rabie said.", ">\n\nIm not even lying, they changed/updated the article and now its 4x as long with much more info. Thanks.", ">\n\nI actually thought something like that happened. I don't think you're lying! I mean, that would be a weird thing to lie about.", ">\n\nFor f sake can the US just pay Egypt to build a fing second line already. Pretty sure the US could have paid Egypt to build 12 canals from the last wreck and now here we are again. Seriously Egypt doesn't have the money so just pay for it already so we don't have months long shipping crisis every year.", ">\n\nThis ignores both the history of the existing canal and the current megaprojects unfolding in egypt", ">\n\nWe've got another one, folks! 🎉🎉🎉🎉 (On a serious note, FOR FUCK'S SAKE!)", ">\n\nOh god please, Not again.", ">\n\nI bet my new tote bag was on there.", ">\n\nOn a ship carrying grain from Ukraine to China?", ">\n\n\nCanal traffic is unaffected, the canal authority's chairman Osama Rabie said.", ">\n\nIt’s like deja vu all over again.", ">\n\nAgain?", ">\n\nJesus, not again.", ">\n\noh no... not again.", ">\n\nhaha, yes!\nround 2", ">\n\nOkay, who decided to put history on loop?", ">\n\nCan anyone linke some radar site for ships? So we can track how \"bad\" it is?", ">\n\nOh no, not again.", ">\n\nLet's gooooo!", ">\n\nWe don’t need no stinkin supply chain!", ">\n\nEvergreen 2?", ">\n\nThis was a good episode of The Truman Show.", ">\n\nUkraine still exporting to China . Unfuckin real", ">\n\nGreat, now I will have to wait even longer for my container full of rubber dog poo", ">\n\nHere we go again...\nWhat do we do with a drunken sailor? What do we do we do with a drunken sailor? What do we do with a drunken sailor, early in the morning?", ">\n\nThrow em in the brig until they're sober", ">\n\nFeed 'em to the hungry rats for dinner.", ">\n\nPut them in bed with the captain's daughter", ">\n\nHave you seen the captain’s daughter (early in the morning)?", ">\n\nSober?", ">\n\nBetween this and the other things happening around the world it's like watching the events of the past 2-3 years replaying themselves.", ">\n\n\n\nShip stuck at the Suez Canal ✅\n\n\nA high number of contagious tourists coming in from China ✅\n\n\nA defeated president's supporters storm a country's government buildings ✅\n\n\nYep, sounds familiar alright.", ">\n\nHistory repeats, no one learns from the past.", ">\n\nI just heard someone say, \"History doesn't repeat itself, but it does rhyme.\"", ">\n\nRepeat Rap Battles of History! \n2020! Vs! 2023!\nBEGIN!", ">\n\nGreat now I gotta go listen to 40 ERBoH videos", ">\n\n\"Canal traffic is unaffected, the canal authority's chairman Osama Rabie said.\"", ">\n\nCanal authority is what I call it when my wife bosses me around", ">\n\nNo that one is without the C", ">\n\nNo, what you mean is when the morning coffee takes control", ">\n\nNot again.", ">\n\nWhat next, a bowl of petunias?" ]

[ "Here we go again...\nWhat do we do with a drunken sailor? What do we do we do with a drunken sailor? What do we do with a drunken sailor, early in the morning?", ">\n\nThrow em in the brig until they're sober", ">\n\nFeed 'em to the hungry rats for dinner.", ">\n\nAnd this is why I'll need to listen to the Drunken Whaler on repeat for some amount of time.", ">\n\nBetween this and the other things happening around the world it's like watching the events of the past 2-3 years replaying themselves.", ">\n\n\n\nSuez Canal blocked by a cargo ship ✅\n\n\nA high number of contagious tourists coming in from China ✅\n\n\nA defeated president's supporters storm a country's government buildings ✅\n\n\nYep, sounds familiar alright.", ">\n\nHistory repeats, no one learns from the past.", ">\n\nI just heard someone say, \"History doesn't repeat itself, but it does rhyme.\"", ">\n\nTime is a circle from a view except it's more like a staircase. And there's a shake at certain parts. \nHating the trudge upwards and always going around.", ">\n\nVonnegut or mcconaughey?", ">\n\n\"Canal traffic is unaffected, the canal authority's chairman Osama Rabie said.\"", ">\n\nCanal authority is what I call it when my wife bosses me around", ">\n\nNot again.", ">\n\nWhat next, a bowl of petunias?", ">\n\nWhat are you doing step-ship!?", ">\n\nI just need a quick tug.", ">\n\nHooray! Worldwide commerce meltdown again! Oh, wait, no, that one is bad...", ">\n\nSorry, no raises this year because that global thing that happened for a couple of days\n-Corporations", ">\n\nAlso, all of the products and services that aren't significantly impacted are going to receive price hikes regardless- which will stick around well-after the supply chain has normalized. Our ~~suckers~~ customers ~~are too dumb to notice~~ understand that our products and services have great value and we're always doing our best to stay competitive with the other sociopaths in the price-fixed industry.", ">\n\nDammit, again?", ">\n\n“Hey, I’ve seen this one! I’ve seen this one! This is a classic!”", ">\n\nAgain!?", ">\n\nYES! THEY PUT IT BACK!!!", ">\n\nImagine the captains face right now though. Just think. They all hope it won't be them, but it had to be someone.", ">\n\nI've already seen this season.", ">\n\n2023 writers getting lazy now.", ">\n\nI feel like I’ve heard this somewhere before…", ">\n\n:( why did it have to be a Ukrainian grain ship … they need the god damn money and the world needs their god damn grain .", ">\n\nAnd why does China need Ukrainian grain?", ">\n\nI’lll just leave this here.", ">\n\nThank you", ">\n\na.s.h.w.g.a.", ">\n\nThis should be interesting, 2023 off to a good start :)", ">\n\nLooks like a lousy remake of couple of previous years...", ">\n\nHave we even recover from the last?", ">\n\nI already saw this episode…", ">\n\nLet's gooooo.", ">\n\nThese idiots can't captain ships for shit", ">\n\nFrom the article: “It is currently unclear to what extent canal traffic is affected.”\nPretty sure that means it is badly affected.", ">\n\nAlso from the article:\n\nCanal traffic is unaffected, the canal authority's chairman Osama Rabie said.", ">\n\nIm not even lying, they changed/updated the article and now its 4x as long with much more info. Thanks.", ">\n\nI actually thought something like that happened. I don't think you're lying! I mean, that would be a weird thing to lie about.", ">\n\nFor f sake can the US just pay Egypt to build a fing second line already. Pretty sure the US could have paid Egypt to build 12 canals from the last wreck and now here we are again. Seriously Egypt doesn't have the money so just pay for it already so we don't have months long shipping crisis every year.", ">\n\nThis ignores both the history of the existing canal and the current megaprojects unfolding in egypt", ">\n\nWe've got another one, folks! 🎉🎉🎉🎉 (On a serious note, FOR FUCK'S SAKE!)", ">\n\nOh god please, Not again.", ">\n\nI bet my new tote bag was on there.", ">\n\nOn a ship carrying grain from Ukraine to China?", ">\n\n\nCanal traffic is unaffected, the canal authority's chairman Osama Rabie said.", ">\n\nIt’s like deja vu all over again.", ">\n\nAgain?", ">\n\nJesus, not again.", ">\n\noh no... not again.", ">\n\nhaha, yes!\nround 2", ">\n\nOkay, who decided to put history on loop?", ">\n\nCan anyone linke some radar site for ships? So we can track how \"bad\" it is?", ">\n\nOh no, not again.", ">\n\nLet's gooooo!", ">\n\nWe don’t need no stinkin supply chain!", ">\n\nEvergreen 2?", ">\n\nThis was a good episode of The Truman Show.", ">\n\nUkraine still exporting to China . Unfuckin real", ">\n\nGreat, now I will have to wait even longer for my container full of rubber dog poo", ">\n\nHere we go again...\nWhat do we do with a drunken sailor? What do we do we do with a drunken sailor? What do we do with a drunken sailor, early in the morning?", ">\n\nThrow em in the brig until they're sober", ">\n\nFeed 'em to the hungry rats for dinner.", ">\n\nPut them in bed with the captain's daughter", ">\n\nHave you seen the captain’s daughter (early in the morning)?", ">\n\nSober?", ">\n\nBetween this and the other things happening around the world it's like watching the events of the past 2-3 years replaying themselves.", ">\n\n\n\nShip stuck at the Suez Canal ✅\n\n\nA high number of contagious tourists coming in from China ✅\n\n\nA defeated president's supporters storm a country's government buildings ✅\n\n\nYep, sounds familiar alright.", ">\n\nHistory repeats, no one learns from the past.", ">\n\nI just heard someone say, \"History doesn't repeat itself, but it does rhyme.\"", ">\n\nRepeat Rap Battles of History! \n2020! Vs! 2023!\nBEGIN!", ">\n\nGreat now I gotta go listen to 40 ERBoH videos", ">\n\n\"Canal traffic is unaffected, the canal authority's chairman Osama Rabie said.\"", ">\n\nCanal authority is what I call it when my wife bosses me around", ">\n\nNo that one is without the C", ">\n\nNo, what you mean is when the morning coffee takes control", ">\n\nNot again.", ">\n\nWhat next, a bowl of petunias?", ">\n\n“Hey, I’ve seen this one! I’ve seen this one! This is a classic!”" ]

[ "Here we go again...\nWhat do we do with a drunken sailor? What do we do we do with a drunken sailor? What do we do with a drunken sailor, early in the morning?", ">\n\nThrow em in the brig until they're sober", ">\n\nFeed 'em to the hungry rats for dinner.", ">\n\nAnd this is why I'll need to listen to the Drunken Whaler on repeat for some amount of time.", ">\n\nBetween this and the other things happening around the world it's like watching the events of the past 2-3 years replaying themselves.", ">\n\n\n\nSuez Canal blocked by a cargo ship ✅\n\n\nA high number of contagious tourists coming in from China ✅\n\n\nA defeated president's supporters storm a country's government buildings ✅\n\n\nYep, sounds familiar alright.", ">\n\nHistory repeats, no one learns from the past.", ">\n\nI just heard someone say, \"History doesn't repeat itself, but it does rhyme.\"", ">\n\nTime is a circle from a view except it's more like a staircase. And there's a shake at certain parts. \nHating the trudge upwards and always going around.", ">\n\nVonnegut or mcconaughey?", ">\n\n\"Canal traffic is unaffected, the canal authority's chairman Osama Rabie said.\"", ">\n\nCanal authority is what I call it when my wife bosses me around", ">\n\nNot again.", ">\n\nWhat next, a bowl of petunias?", ">\n\nWhat are you doing step-ship!?", ">\n\nI just need a quick tug.", ">\n\nHooray! Worldwide commerce meltdown again! Oh, wait, no, that one is bad...", ">\n\nSorry, no raises this year because that global thing that happened for a couple of days\n-Corporations", ">\n\nAlso, all of the products and services that aren't significantly impacted are going to receive price hikes regardless- which will stick around well-after the supply chain has normalized. Our ~~suckers~~ customers ~~are too dumb to notice~~ understand that our products and services have great value and we're always doing our best to stay competitive with the other sociopaths in the price-fixed industry.", ">\n\nDammit, again?", ">\n\n“Hey, I’ve seen this one! I’ve seen this one! This is a classic!”", ">\n\nAgain!?", ">\n\nYES! THEY PUT IT BACK!!!", ">\n\nImagine the captains face right now though. Just think. They all hope it won't be them, but it had to be someone.", ">\n\nI've already seen this season.", ">\n\n2023 writers getting lazy now.", ">\n\nI feel like I’ve heard this somewhere before…", ">\n\n:( why did it have to be a Ukrainian grain ship … they need the god damn money and the world needs their god damn grain .", ">\n\nAnd why does China need Ukrainian grain?", ">\n\nI’lll just leave this here.", ">\n\nThank you", ">\n\na.s.h.w.g.a.", ">\n\nThis should be interesting, 2023 off to a good start :)", ">\n\nLooks like a lousy remake of couple of previous years...", ">\n\nHave we even recover from the last?", ">\n\nI already saw this episode…", ">\n\nLet's gooooo.", ">\n\nThese idiots can't captain ships for shit", ">\n\nFrom the article: “It is currently unclear to what extent canal traffic is affected.”\nPretty sure that means it is badly affected.", ">\n\nAlso from the article:\n\nCanal traffic is unaffected, the canal authority's chairman Osama Rabie said.", ">\n\nIm not even lying, they changed/updated the article and now its 4x as long with much more info. Thanks.", ">\n\nI actually thought something like that happened. I don't think you're lying! I mean, that would be a weird thing to lie about.", ">\n\nFor f sake can the US just pay Egypt to build a fing second line already. Pretty sure the US could have paid Egypt to build 12 canals from the last wreck and now here we are again. Seriously Egypt doesn't have the money so just pay for it already so we don't have months long shipping crisis every year.", ">\n\nThis ignores both the history of the existing canal and the current megaprojects unfolding in egypt", ">\n\nWe've got another one, folks! 🎉🎉🎉🎉 (On a serious note, FOR FUCK'S SAKE!)", ">\n\nOh god please, Not again.", ">\n\nI bet my new tote bag was on there.", ">\n\nOn a ship carrying grain from Ukraine to China?", ">\n\n\nCanal traffic is unaffected, the canal authority's chairman Osama Rabie said.", ">\n\nIt’s like deja vu all over again.", ">\n\nAgain?", ">\n\nJesus, not again.", ">\n\noh no... not again.", ">\n\nhaha, yes!\nround 2", ">\n\nOkay, who decided to put history on loop?", ">\n\nCan anyone linke some radar site for ships? So we can track how \"bad\" it is?", ">\n\nOh no, not again.", ">\n\nLet's gooooo!", ">\n\nWe don’t need no stinkin supply chain!", ">\n\nEvergreen 2?", ">\n\nThis was a good episode of The Truman Show.", ">\n\nUkraine still exporting to China . Unfuckin real", ">\n\nGreat, now I will have to wait even longer for my container full of rubber dog poo", ">\n\nHere we go again...\nWhat do we do with a drunken sailor? What do we do we do with a drunken sailor? What do we do with a drunken sailor, early in the morning?", ">\n\nThrow em in the brig until they're sober", ">\n\nFeed 'em to the hungry rats for dinner.", ">\n\nPut them in bed with the captain's daughter", ">\n\nHave you seen the captain’s daughter (early in the morning)?", ">\n\nSober?", ">\n\nBetween this and the other things happening around the world it's like watching the events of the past 2-3 years replaying themselves.", ">\n\n\n\nShip stuck at the Suez Canal ✅\n\n\nA high number of contagious tourists coming in from China ✅\n\n\nA defeated president's supporters storm a country's government buildings ✅\n\n\nYep, sounds familiar alright.", ">\n\nHistory repeats, no one learns from the past.", ">\n\nI just heard someone say, \"History doesn't repeat itself, but it does rhyme.\"", ">\n\nRepeat Rap Battles of History! \n2020! Vs! 2023!\nBEGIN!", ">\n\nGreat now I gotta go listen to 40 ERBoH videos", ">\n\n\"Canal traffic is unaffected, the canal authority's chairman Osama Rabie said.\"", ">\n\nCanal authority is what I call it when my wife bosses me around", ">\n\nNo that one is without the C", ">\n\nNo, what you mean is when the morning coffee takes control", ">\n\nNot again.", ">\n\nWhat next, a bowl of petunias?", ">\n\n“Hey, I’ve seen this one! I’ve seen this one! This is a classic!”", ">\n\nWhat do you mean you’ve seen it, it’s brand new?" ]

[ "Here we go again...\nWhat do we do with a drunken sailor? What do we do we do with a drunken sailor? What do we do with a drunken sailor, early in the morning?", ">\n\nThrow em in the brig until they're sober", ">\n\nFeed 'em to the hungry rats for dinner.", ">\n\nAnd this is why I'll need to listen to the Drunken Whaler on repeat for some amount of time.", ">\n\nBetween this and the other things happening around the world it's like watching the events of the past 2-3 years replaying themselves.", ">\n\n\n\nSuez Canal blocked by a cargo ship ✅\n\n\nA high number of contagious tourists coming in from China ✅\n\n\nA defeated president's supporters storm a country's government buildings ✅\n\n\nYep, sounds familiar alright.", ">\n\nHistory repeats, no one learns from the past.", ">\n\nI just heard someone say, \"History doesn't repeat itself, but it does rhyme.\"", ">\n\nTime is a circle from a view except it's more like a staircase. And there's a shake at certain parts. \nHating the trudge upwards and always going around.", ">\n\nVonnegut or mcconaughey?", ">\n\n\"Canal traffic is unaffected, the canal authority's chairman Osama Rabie said.\"", ">\n\nCanal authority is what I call it when my wife bosses me around", ">\n\nNot again.", ">\n\nWhat next, a bowl of petunias?", ">\n\nWhat are you doing step-ship!?", ">\n\nI just need a quick tug.", ">\n\nHooray! Worldwide commerce meltdown again! Oh, wait, no, that one is bad...", ">\n\nSorry, no raises this year because that global thing that happened for a couple of days\n-Corporations", ">\n\nAlso, all of the products and services that aren't significantly impacted are going to receive price hikes regardless- which will stick around well-after the supply chain has normalized. Our ~~suckers~~ customers ~~are too dumb to notice~~ understand that our products and services have great value and we're always doing our best to stay competitive with the other sociopaths in the price-fixed industry.", ">\n\nDammit, again?", ">\n\n“Hey, I’ve seen this one! I’ve seen this one! This is a classic!”", ">\n\nAgain!?", ">\n\nYES! THEY PUT IT BACK!!!", ">\n\nImagine the captains face right now though. Just think. They all hope it won't be them, but it had to be someone.", ">\n\nI've already seen this season.", ">\n\n2023 writers getting lazy now.", ">\n\nI feel like I’ve heard this somewhere before…", ">\n\n:( why did it have to be a Ukrainian grain ship … they need the god damn money and the world needs their god damn grain .", ">\n\nAnd why does China need Ukrainian grain?", ">\n\nI’lll just leave this here.", ">\n\nThank you", ">\n\na.s.h.w.g.a.", ">\n\nThis should be interesting, 2023 off to a good start :)", ">\n\nLooks like a lousy remake of couple of previous years...", ">\n\nHave we even recover from the last?", ">\n\nI already saw this episode…", ">\n\nLet's gooooo.", ">\n\nThese idiots can't captain ships for shit", ">\n\nFrom the article: “It is currently unclear to what extent canal traffic is affected.”\nPretty sure that means it is badly affected.", ">\n\nAlso from the article:\n\nCanal traffic is unaffected, the canal authority's chairman Osama Rabie said.", ">\n\nIm not even lying, they changed/updated the article and now its 4x as long with much more info. Thanks.", ">\n\nI actually thought something like that happened. I don't think you're lying! I mean, that would be a weird thing to lie about.", ">\n\nFor f sake can the US just pay Egypt to build a fing second line already. Pretty sure the US could have paid Egypt to build 12 canals from the last wreck and now here we are again. Seriously Egypt doesn't have the money so just pay for it already so we don't have months long shipping crisis every year.", ">\n\nThis ignores both the history of the existing canal and the current megaprojects unfolding in egypt", ">\n\nWe've got another one, folks! 🎉🎉🎉🎉 (On a serious note, FOR FUCK'S SAKE!)", ">\n\nOh god please, Not again.", ">\n\nI bet my new tote bag was on there.", ">\n\nOn a ship carrying grain from Ukraine to China?", ">\n\n\nCanal traffic is unaffected, the canal authority's chairman Osama Rabie said.", ">\n\nIt’s like deja vu all over again.", ">\n\nAgain?", ">\n\nJesus, not again.", ">\n\noh no... not again.", ">\n\nhaha, yes!\nround 2", ">\n\nOkay, who decided to put history on loop?", ">\n\nCan anyone linke some radar site for ships? So we can track how \"bad\" it is?", ">\n\nOh no, not again.", ">\n\nLet's gooooo!", ">\n\nWe don’t need no stinkin supply chain!", ">\n\nEvergreen 2?", ">\n\nThis was a good episode of The Truman Show.", ">\n\nUkraine still exporting to China . Unfuckin real", ">\n\nGreat, now I will have to wait even longer for my container full of rubber dog poo", ">\n\nHere we go again...\nWhat do we do with a drunken sailor? What do we do we do with a drunken sailor? What do we do with a drunken sailor, early in the morning?", ">\n\nThrow em in the brig until they're sober", ">\n\nFeed 'em to the hungry rats for dinner.", ">\n\nPut them in bed with the captain's daughter", ">\n\nHave you seen the captain’s daughter (early in the morning)?", ">\n\nSober?", ">\n\nBetween this and the other things happening around the world it's like watching the events of the past 2-3 years replaying themselves.", ">\n\n\n\nShip stuck at the Suez Canal ✅\n\n\nA high number of contagious tourists coming in from China ✅\n\n\nA defeated president's supporters storm a country's government buildings ✅\n\n\nYep, sounds familiar alright.", ">\n\nHistory repeats, no one learns from the past.", ">\n\nI just heard someone say, \"History doesn't repeat itself, but it does rhyme.\"", ">\n\nRepeat Rap Battles of History! \n2020! Vs! 2023!\nBEGIN!", ">\n\nGreat now I gotta go listen to 40 ERBoH videos", ">\n\n\"Canal traffic is unaffected, the canal authority's chairman Osama Rabie said.\"", ">\n\nCanal authority is what I call it when my wife bosses me around", ">\n\nNo that one is without the C", ">\n\nNo, what you mean is when the morning coffee takes control", ">\n\nNot again.", ">\n\nWhat next, a bowl of petunias?", ">\n\n“Hey, I’ve seen this one! I’ve seen this one! This is a classic!”", ">\n\nWhat do you mean you’ve seen it, it’s brand new?", ">\n\nWhat are you doing step-ship!?" ]

[ "Here we go again...\nWhat do we do with a drunken sailor? What do we do we do with a drunken sailor? What do we do with a drunken sailor, early in the morning?", ">\n\nThrow em in the brig until they're sober", ">\n\nFeed 'em to the hungry rats for dinner.", ">\n\nAnd this is why I'll need to listen to the Drunken Whaler on repeat for some amount of time.", ">\n\nBetween this and the other things happening around the world it's like watching the events of the past 2-3 years replaying themselves.", ">\n\n\n\nSuez Canal blocked by a cargo ship ✅\n\n\nA high number of contagious tourists coming in from China ✅\n\n\nA defeated president's supporters storm a country's government buildings ✅\n\n\nYep, sounds familiar alright.", ">\n\nHistory repeats, no one learns from the past.", ">\n\nI just heard someone say, \"History doesn't repeat itself, but it does rhyme.\"", ">\n\nTime is a circle from a view except it's more like a staircase. And there's a shake at certain parts. \nHating the trudge upwards and always going around.", ">\n\nVonnegut or mcconaughey?", ">\n\n\"Canal traffic is unaffected, the canal authority's chairman Osama Rabie said.\"", ">\n\nCanal authority is what I call it when my wife bosses me around", ">\n\nNot again.", ">\n\nWhat next, a bowl of petunias?", ">\n\nWhat are you doing step-ship!?", ">\n\nI just need a quick tug.", ">\n\nHooray! Worldwide commerce meltdown again! Oh, wait, no, that one is bad...", ">\n\nSorry, no raises this year because that global thing that happened for a couple of days\n-Corporations", ">\n\nAlso, all of the products and services that aren't significantly impacted are going to receive price hikes regardless- which will stick around well-after the supply chain has normalized. Our ~~suckers~~ customers ~~are too dumb to notice~~ understand that our products and services have great value and we're always doing our best to stay competitive with the other sociopaths in the price-fixed industry.", ">\n\nDammit, again?", ">\n\n“Hey, I’ve seen this one! I’ve seen this one! This is a classic!”", ">\n\nAgain!?", ">\n\nYES! THEY PUT IT BACK!!!", ">\n\nImagine the captains face right now though. Just think. They all hope it won't be them, but it had to be someone.", ">\n\nI've already seen this season.", ">\n\n2023 writers getting lazy now.", ">\n\nI feel like I’ve heard this somewhere before…", ">\n\n:( why did it have to be a Ukrainian grain ship … they need the god damn money and the world needs their god damn grain .", ">\n\nAnd why does China need Ukrainian grain?", ">\n\nI’lll just leave this here.", ">\n\nThank you", ">\n\na.s.h.w.g.a.", ">\n\nThis should be interesting, 2023 off to a good start :)", ">\n\nLooks like a lousy remake of couple of previous years...", ">\n\nHave we even recover from the last?", ">\n\nI already saw this episode…", ">\n\nLet's gooooo.", ">\n\nThese idiots can't captain ships for shit", ">\n\nFrom the article: “It is currently unclear to what extent canal traffic is affected.”\nPretty sure that means it is badly affected.", ">\n\nAlso from the article:\n\nCanal traffic is unaffected, the canal authority's chairman Osama Rabie said.", ">\n\nIm not even lying, they changed/updated the article and now its 4x as long with much more info. Thanks.", ">\n\nI actually thought something like that happened. I don't think you're lying! I mean, that would be a weird thing to lie about.", ">\n\nFor f sake can the US just pay Egypt to build a fing second line already. Pretty sure the US could have paid Egypt to build 12 canals from the last wreck and now here we are again. Seriously Egypt doesn't have the money so just pay for it already so we don't have months long shipping crisis every year.", ">\n\nThis ignores both the history of the existing canal and the current megaprojects unfolding in egypt", ">\n\nWe've got another one, folks! 🎉🎉🎉🎉 (On a serious note, FOR FUCK'S SAKE!)", ">\n\nOh god please, Not again.", ">\n\nI bet my new tote bag was on there.", ">\n\nOn a ship carrying grain from Ukraine to China?", ">\n\n\nCanal traffic is unaffected, the canal authority's chairman Osama Rabie said.", ">\n\nIt’s like deja vu all over again.", ">\n\nAgain?", ">\n\nJesus, not again.", ">\n\noh no... not again.", ">\n\nhaha, yes!\nround 2", ">\n\nOkay, who decided to put history on loop?", ">\n\nCan anyone linke some radar site for ships? So we can track how \"bad\" it is?", ">\n\nOh no, not again.", ">\n\nLet's gooooo!", ">\n\nWe don’t need no stinkin supply chain!", ">\n\nEvergreen 2?", ">\n\nThis was a good episode of The Truman Show.", ">\n\nUkraine still exporting to China . Unfuckin real", ">\n\nGreat, now I will have to wait even longer for my container full of rubber dog poo", ">\n\nHere we go again...\nWhat do we do with a drunken sailor? What do we do we do with a drunken sailor? What do we do with a drunken sailor, early in the morning?", ">\n\nThrow em in the brig until they're sober", ">\n\nFeed 'em to the hungry rats for dinner.", ">\n\nPut them in bed with the captain's daughter", ">\n\nHave you seen the captain’s daughter (early in the morning)?", ">\n\nSober?", ">\n\nBetween this and the other things happening around the world it's like watching the events of the past 2-3 years replaying themselves.", ">\n\n\n\nShip stuck at the Suez Canal ✅\n\n\nA high number of contagious tourists coming in from China ✅\n\n\nA defeated president's supporters storm a country's government buildings ✅\n\n\nYep, sounds familiar alright.", ">\n\nHistory repeats, no one learns from the past.", ">\n\nI just heard someone say, \"History doesn't repeat itself, but it does rhyme.\"", ">\n\nRepeat Rap Battles of History! \n2020! Vs! 2023!\nBEGIN!", ">\n\nGreat now I gotta go listen to 40 ERBoH videos", ">\n\n\"Canal traffic is unaffected, the canal authority's chairman Osama Rabie said.\"", ">\n\nCanal authority is what I call it when my wife bosses me around", ">\n\nNo that one is without the C", ">\n\nNo, what you mean is when the morning coffee takes control", ">\n\nNot again.", ">\n\nWhat next, a bowl of petunias?", ">\n\n“Hey, I’ve seen this one! I’ve seen this one! This is a classic!”", ">\n\nWhat do you mean you’ve seen it, it’s brand new?", ">\n\nWhat are you doing step-ship!?", ">\n\nI just need a quick tug." ]

[ "Here we go again...\nWhat do we do with a drunken sailor? What do we do we do with a drunken sailor? What do we do with a drunken sailor, early in the morning?", ">\n\nThrow em in the brig until they're sober", ">\n\nFeed 'em to the hungry rats for dinner.", ">\n\nAnd this is why I'll need to listen to the Drunken Whaler on repeat for some amount of time.", ">\n\nBetween this and the other things happening around the world it's like watching the events of the past 2-3 years replaying themselves.", ">\n\n\n\nSuez Canal blocked by a cargo ship ✅\n\n\nA high number of contagious tourists coming in from China ✅\n\n\nA defeated president's supporters storm a country's government buildings ✅\n\n\nYep, sounds familiar alright.", ">\n\nHistory repeats, no one learns from the past.", ">\n\nI just heard someone say, \"History doesn't repeat itself, but it does rhyme.\"", ">\n\nTime is a circle from a view except it's more like a staircase. And there's a shake at certain parts. \nHating the trudge upwards and always going around.", ">\n\nVonnegut or mcconaughey?", ">\n\n\"Canal traffic is unaffected, the canal authority's chairman Osama Rabie said.\"", ">\n\nCanal authority is what I call it when my wife bosses me around", ">\n\nNot again.", ">\n\nWhat next, a bowl of petunias?", ">\n\nWhat are you doing step-ship!?", ">\n\nI just need a quick tug.", ">\n\nHooray! Worldwide commerce meltdown again! Oh, wait, no, that one is bad...", ">\n\nSorry, no raises this year because that global thing that happened for a couple of days\n-Corporations", ">\n\nAlso, all of the products and services that aren't significantly impacted are going to receive price hikes regardless- which will stick around well-after the supply chain has normalized. Our ~~suckers~~ customers ~~are too dumb to notice~~ understand that our products and services have great value and we're always doing our best to stay competitive with the other sociopaths in the price-fixed industry.", ">\n\nDammit, again?", ">\n\n“Hey, I’ve seen this one! I’ve seen this one! This is a classic!”", ">\n\nAgain!?", ">\n\nYES! THEY PUT IT BACK!!!", ">\n\nImagine the captains face right now though. Just think. They all hope it won't be them, but it had to be someone.", ">\n\nI've already seen this season.", ">\n\n2023 writers getting lazy now.", ">\n\nI feel like I’ve heard this somewhere before…", ">\n\n:( why did it have to be a Ukrainian grain ship … they need the god damn money and the world needs their god damn grain .", ">\n\nAnd why does China need Ukrainian grain?", ">\n\nI’lll just leave this here.", ">\n\nThank you", ">\n\na.s.h.w.g.a.", ">\n\nThis should be interesting, 2023 off to a good start :)", ">\n\nLooks like a lousy remake of couple of previous years...", ">\n\nHave we even recover from the last?", ">\n\nI already saw this episode…", ">\n\nLet's gooooo.", ">\n\nThese idiots can't captain ships for shit", ">\n\nFrom the article: “It is currently unclear to what extent canal traffic is affected.”\nPretty sure that means it is badly affected.", ">\n\nAlso from the article:\n\nCanal traffic is unaffected, the canal authority's chairman Osama Rabie said.", ">\n\nIm not even lying, they changed/updated the article and now its 4x as long with much more info. Thanks.", ">\n\nI actually thought something like that happened. I don't think you're lying! I mean, that would be a weird thing to lie about.", ">\n\nFor f sake can the US just pay Egypt to build a fing second line already. Pretty sure the US could have paid Egypt to build 12 canals from the last wreck and now here we are again. Seriously Egypt doesn't have the money so just pay for it already so we don't have months long shipping crisis every year.", ">\n\nThis ignores both the history of the existing canal and the current megaprojects unfolding in egypt", ">\n\nWe've got another one, folks! 🎉🎉🎉🎉 (On a serious note, FOR FUCK'S SAKE!)", ">\n\nOh god please, Not again.", ">\n\nI bet my new tote bag was on there.", ">\n\nOn a ship carrying grain from Ukraine to China?", ">\n\n\nCanal traffic is unaffected, the canal authority's chairman Osama Rabie said.", ">\n\nIt’s like deja vu all over again.", ">\n\nAgain?", ">\n\nJesus, not again.", ">\n\noh no... not again.", ">\n\nhaha, yes!\nround 2", ">\n\nOkay, who decided to put history on loop?", ">\n\nCan anyone linke some radar site for ships? So we can track how \"bad\" it is?", ">\n\nOh no, not again.", ">\n\nLet's gooooo!", ">\n\nWe don’t need no stinkin supply chain!", ">\n\nEvergreen 2?", ">\n\nThis was a good episode of The Truman Show.", ">\n\nUkraine still exporting to China . Unfuckin real", ">\n\nGreat, now I will have to wait even longer for my container full of rubber dog poo", ">\n\nHere we go again...\nWhat do we do with a drunken sailor? What do we do we do with a drunken sailor? What do we do with a drunken sailor, early in the morning?", ">\n\nThrow em in the brig until they're sober", ">\n\nFeed 'em to the hungry rats for dinner.", ">\n\nPut them in bed with the captain's daughter", ">\n\nHave you seen the captain’s daughter (early in the morning)?", ">\n\nSober?", ">\n\nBetween this and the other things happening around the world it's like watching the events of the past 2-3 years replaying themselves.", ">\n\n\n\nShip stuck at the Suez Canal ✅\n\n\nA high number of contagious tourists coming in from China ✅\n\n\nA defeated president's supporters storm a country's government buildings ✅\n\n\nYep, sounds familiar alright.", ">\n\nHistory repeats, no one learns from the past.", ">\n\nI just heard someone say, \"History doesn't repeat itself, but it does rhyme.\"", ">\n\nRepeat Rap Battles of History! \n2020! Vs! 2023!\nBEGIN!", ">\n\nGreat now I gotta go listen to 40 ERBoH videos", ">\n\n\"Canal traffic is unaffected, the canal authority's chairman Osama Rabie said.\"", ">\n\nCanal authority is what I call it when my wife bosses me around", ">\n\nNo that one is without the C", ">\n\nNo, what you mean is when the morning coffee takes control", ">\n\nNot again.", ">\n\nWhat next, a bowl of petunias?", ">\n\n“Hey, I’ve seen this one! I’ve seen this one! This is a classic!”", ">\n\nWhat do you mean you’ve seen it, it’s brand new?", ">\n\nWhat are you doing step-ship!?", ">\n\nI just need a quick tug.", ">\n\nAgain!?" ]

[ "Here we go again...\nWhat do we do with a drunken sailor? What do we do we do with a drunken sailor? What do we do with a drunken sailor, early in the morning?", ">\n\nThrow em in the brig until they're sober", ">\n\nFeed 'em to the hungry rats for dinner.", ">\n\nAnd this is why I'll need to listen to the Drunken Whaler on repeat for some amount of time.", ">\n\nBetween this and the other things happening around the world it's like watching the events of the past 2-3 years replaying themselves.", ">\n\n\n\nSuez Canal blocked by a cargo ship ✅\n\n\nA high number of contagious tourists coming in from China ✅\n\n\nA defeated president's supporters storm a country's government buildings ✅\n\n\nYep, sounds familiar alright.", ">\n\nHistory repeats, no one learns from the past.", ">\n\nI just heard someone say, \"History doesn't repeat itself, but it does rhyme.\"", ">\n\nTime is a circle from a view except it's more like a staircase. And there's a shake at certain parts. \nHating the trudge upwards and always going around.", ">\n\nVonnegut or mcconaughey?", ">\n\n\"Canal traffic is unaffected, the canal authority's chairman Osama Rabie said.\"", ">\n\nCanal authority is what I call it when my wife bosses me around", ">\n\nNot again.", ">\n\nWhat next, a bowl of petunias?", ">\n\nWhat are you doing step-ship!?", ">\n\nI just need a quick tug.", ">\n\nHooray! Worldwide commerce meltdown again! Oh, wait, no, that one is bad...", ">\n\nSorry, no raises this year because that global thing that happened for a couple of days\n-Corporations", ">\n\nAlso, all of the products and services that aren't significantly impacted are going to receive price hikes regardless- which will stick around well-after the supply chain has normalized. Our ~~suckers~~ customers ~~are too dumb to notice~~ understand that our products and services have great value and we're always doing our best to stay competitive with the other sociopaths in the price-fixed industry.", ">\n\nDammit, again?", ">\n\n“Hey, I’ve seen this one! I’ve seen this one! This is a classic!”", ">\n\nAgain!?", ">\n\nYES! THEY PUT IT BACK!!!", ">\n\nImagine the captains face right now though. Just think. They all hope it won't be them, but it had to be someone.", ">\n\nI've already seen this season.", ">\n\n2023 writers getting lazy now.", ">\n\nI feel like I’ve heard this somewhere before…", ">\n\n:( why did it have to be a Ukrainian grain ship … they need the god damn money and the world needs their god damn grain .", ">\n\nAnd why does China need Ukrainian grain?", ">\n\nI’lll just leave this here.", ">\n\nThank you", ">\n\na.s.h.w.g.a.", ">\n\nThis should be interesting, 2023 off to a good start :)", ">\n\nLooks like a lousy remake of couple of previous years...", ">\n\nHave we even recover from the last?", ">\n\nI already saw this episode…", ">\n\nLet's gooooo.", ">\n\nThese idiots can't captain ships for shit", ">\n\nFrom the article: “It is currently unclear to what extent canal traffic is affected.”\nPretty sure that means it is badly affected.", ">\n\nAlso from the article:\n\nCanal traffic is unaffected, the canal authority's chairman Osama Rabie said.", ">\n\nIm not even lying, they changed/updated the article and now its 4x as long with much more info. Thanks.", ">\n\nI actually thought something like that happened. I don't think you're lying! I mean, that would be a weird thing to lie about.", ">\n\nFor f sake can the US just pay Egypt to build a fing second line already. Pretty sure the US could have paid Egypt to build 12 canals from the last wreck and now here we are again. Seriously Egypt doesn't have the money so just pay for it already so we don't have months long shipping crisis every year.", ">\n\nThis ignores both the history of the existing canal and the current megaprojects unfolding in egypt", ">\n\nWe've got another one, folks! 🎉🎉🎉🎉 (On a serious note, FOR FUCK'S SAKE!)", ">\n\nOh god please, Not again.", ">\n\nI bet my new tote bag was on there.", ">\n\nOn a ship carrying grain from Ukraine to China?", ">\n\n\nCanal traffic is unaffected, the canal authority's chairman Osama Rabie said.", ">\n\nIt’s like deja vu all over again.", ">\n\nAgain?", ">\n\nJesus, not again.", ">\n\noh no... not again.", ">\n\nhaha, yes!\nround 2", ">\n\nOkay, who decided to put history on loop?", ">\n\nCan anyone linke some radar site for ships? So we can track how \"bad\" it is?", ">\n\nOh no, not again.", ">\n\nLet's gooooo!", ">\n\nWe don’t need no stinkin supply chain!", ">\n\nEvergreen 2?", ">\n\nThis was a good episode of The Truman Show.", ">\n\nUkraine still exporting to China . Unfuckin real", ">\n\nGreat, now I will have to wait even longer for my container full of rubber dog poo", ">\n\nHere we go again...\nWhat do we do with a drunken sailor? What do we do we do with a drunken sailor? What do we do with a drunken sailor, early in the morning?", ">\n\nThrow em in the brig until they're sober", ">\n\nFeed 'em to the hungry rats for dinner.", ">\n\nPut them in bed with the captain's daughter", ">\n\nHave you seen the captain’s daughter (early in the morning)?", ">\n\nSober?", ">\n\nBetween this and the other things happening around the world it's like watching the events of the past 2-3 years replaying themselves.", ">\n\n\n\nShip stuck at the Suez Canal ✅\n\n\nA high number of contagious tourists coming in from China ✅\n\n\nA defeated president's supporters storm a country's government buildings ✅\n\n\nYep, sounds familiar alright.", ">\n\nHistory repeats, no one learns from the past.", ">\n\nI just heard someone say, \"History doesn't repeat itself, but it does rhyme.\"", ">\n\nRepeat Rap Battles of History! \n2020! Vs! 2023!\nBEGIN!", ">\n\nGreat now I gotta go listen to 40 ERBoH videos", ">\n\n\"Canal traffic is unaffected, the canal authority's chairman Osama Rabie said.\"", ">\n\nCanal authority is what I call it when my wife bosses me around", ">\n\nNo that one is without the C", ">\n\nNo, what you mean is when the morning coffee takes control", ">\n\nNot again.", ">\n\nWhat next, a bowl of petunias?", ">\n\n“Hey, I’ve seen this one! I’ve seen this one! This is a classic!”", ">\n\nWhat do you mean you’ve seen it, it’s brand new?", ">\n\nWhat are you doing step-ship!?", ">\n\nI just need a quick tug.", ">\n\nAgain!?", ">\n\nHooray! Worldwide commerce meltdown again! Oh, wait, no, that one is bad..." ]

[ "Here we go again...\nWhat do we do with a drunken sailor? What do we do we do with a drunken sailor? What do we do with a drunken sailor, early in the morning?", ">\n\nThrow em in the brig until they're sober", ">\n\nFeed 'em to the hungry rats for dinner.", ">\n\nAnd this is why I'll need to listen to the Drunken Whaler on repeat for some amount of time.", ">\n\nBetween this and the other things happening around the world it's like watching the events of the past 2-3 years replaying themselves.", ">\n\n\n\nSuez Canal blocked by a cargo ship ✅\n\n\nA high number of contagious tourists coming in from China ✅\n\n\nA defeated president's supporters storm a country's government buildings ✅\n\n\nYep, sounds familiar alright.", ">\n\nHistory repeats, no one learns from the past.", ">\n\nI just heard someone say, \"History doesn't repeat itself, but it does rhyme.\"", ">\n\nTime is a circle from a view except it's more like a staircase. And there's a shake at certain parts. \nHating the trudge upwards and always going around.", ">\n\nVonnegut or mcconaughey?", ">\n\n\"Canal traffic is unaffected, the canal authority's chairman Osama Rabie said.\"", ">\n\nCanal authority is what I call it when my wife bosses me around", ">\n\nNot again.", ">\n\nWhat next, a bowl of petunias?", ">\n\nWhat are you doing step-ship!?", ">\n\nI just need a quick tug.", ">\n\nHooray! Worldwide commerce meltdown again! Oh, wait, no, that one is bad...", ">\n\nSorry, no raises this year because that global thing that happened for a couple of days\n-Corporations", ">\n\nAlso, all of the products and services that aren't significantly impacted are going to receive price hikes regardless- which will stick around well-after the supply chain has normalized. Our ~~suckers~~ customers ~~are too dumb to notice~~ understand that our products and services have great value and we're always doing our best to stay competitive with the other sociopaths in the price-fixed industry.", ">\n\nDammit, again?", ">\n\n“Hey, I’ve seen this one! I’ve seen this one! This is a classic!”", ">\n\nAgain!?", ">\n\nYES! THEY PUT IT BACK!!!", ">\n\nImagine the captains face right now though. Just think. They all hope it won't be them, but it had to be someone.", ">\n\nI've already seen this season.", ">\n\n2023 writers getting lazy now.", ">\n\nI feel like I’ve heard this somewhere before…", ">\n\n:( why did it have to be a Ukrainian grain ship … they need the god damn money and the world needs their god damn grain .", ">\n\nAnd why does China need Ukrainian grain?", ">\n\nI’lll just leave this here.", ">\n\nThank you", ">\n\na.s.h.w.g.a.", ">\n\nThis should be interesting, 2023 off to a good start :)", ">\n\nLooks like a lousy remake of couple of previous years...", ">\n\nHave we even recover from the last?", ">\n\nI already saw this episode…", ">\n\nLet's gooooo.", ">\n\nThese idiots can't captain ships for shit", ">\n\nFrom the article: “It is currently unclear to what extent canal traffic is affected.”\nPretty sure that means it is badly affected.", ">\n\nAlso from the article:\n\nCanal traffic is unaffected, the canal authority's chairman Osama Rabie said.", ">\n\nIm not even lying, they changed/updated the article and now its 4x as long with much more info. Thanks.", ">\n\nI actually thought something like that happened. I don't think you're lying! I mean, that would be a weird thing to lie about.", ">\n\nFor f sake can the US just pay Egypt to build a fing second line already. Pretty sure the US could have paid Egypt to build 12 canals from the last wreck and now here we are again. Seriously Egypt doesn't have the money so just pay for it already so we don't have months long shipping crisis every year.", ">\n\nThis ignores both the history of the existing canal and the current megaprojects unfolding in egypt", ">\n\nWe've got another one, folks! 🎉🎉🎉🎉 (On a serious note, FOR FUCK'S SAKE!)", ">\n\nOh god please, Not again.", ">\n\nI bet my new tote bag was on there.", ">\n\nOn a ship carrying grain from Ukraine to China?", ">\n\n\nCanal traffic is unaffected, the canal authority's chairman Osama Rabie said.", ">\n\nIt’s like deja vu all over again.", ">\n\nAgain?", ">\n\nJesus, not again.", ">\n\noh no... not again.", ">\n\nhaha, yes!\nround 2", ">\n\nOkay, who decided to put history on loop?", ">\n\nCan anyone linke some radar site for ships? So we can track how \"bad\" it is?", ">\n\nOh no, not again.", ">\n\nLet's gooooo!", ">\n\nWe don’t need no stinkin supply chain!", ">\n\nEvergreen 2?", ">\n\nThis was a good episode of The Truman Show.", ">\n\nUkraine still exporting to China . Unfuckin real", ">\n\nGreat, now I will have to wait even longer for my container full of rubber dog poo", ">\n\nHere we go again...\nWhat do we do with a drunken sailor? What do we do we do with a drunken sailor? What do we do with a drunken sailor, early in the morning?", ">\n\nThrow em in the brig until they're sober", ">\n\nFeed 'em to the hungry rats for dinner.", ">\n\nPut them in bed with the captain's daughter", ">\n\nHave you seen the captain’s daughter (early in the morning)?", ">\n\nSober?", ">\n\nBetween this and the other things happening around the world it's like watching the events of the past 2-3 years replaying themselves.", ">\n\n\n\nShip stuck at the Suez Canal ✅\n\n\nA high number of contagious tourists coming in from China ✅\n\n\nA defeated president's supporters storm a country's government buildings ✅\n\n\nYep, sounds familiar alright.", ">\n\nHistory repeats, no one learns from the past.", ">\n\nI just heard someone say, \"History doesn't repeat itself, but it does rhyme.\"", ">\n\nRepeat Rap Battles of History! \n2020! Vs! 2023!\nBEGIN!", ">\n\nGreat now I gotta go listen to 40 ERBoH videos", ">\n\n\"Canal traffic is unaffected, the canal authority's chairman Osama Rabie said.\"", ">\n\nCanal authority is what I call it when my wife bosses me around", ">\n\nNo that one is without the C", ">\n\nNo, what you mean is when the morning coffee takes control", ">\n\nNot again.", ">\n\nWhat next, a bowl of petunias?", ">\n\n“Hey, I’ve seen this one! I’ve seen this one! This is a classic!”", ">\n\nWhat do you mean you’ve seen it, it’s brand new?", ">\n\nWhat are you doing step-ship!?", ">\n\nI just need a quick tug.", ">\n\nAgain!?", ">\n\nHooray! Worldwide commerce meltdown again! Oh, wait, no, that one is bad...", ">\n\nSorry, no raises this year because that global thing that happened for a couple of days\n-Corporations" ]

[ "Here we go again...\nWhat do we do with a drunken sailor? What do we do we do with a drunken sailor? What do we do with a drunken sailor, early in the morning?", ">\n\nThrow em in the brig until they're sober", ">\n\nFeed 'em to the hungry rats for dinner.", ">\n\nAnd this is why I'll need to listen to the Drunken Whaler on repeat for some amount of time.", ">\n\nBetween this and the other things happening around the world it's like watching the events of the past 2-3 years replaying themselves.", ">\n\n\n\nSuez Canal blocked by a cargo ship ✅\n\n\nA high number of contagious tourists coming in from China ✅\n\n\nA defeated president's supporters storm a country's government buildings ✅\n\n\nYep, sounds familiar alright.", ">\n\nHistory repeats, no one learns from the past.", ">\n\nI just heard someone say, \"History doesn't repeat itself, but it does rhyme.\"", ">\n\nTime is a circle from a view except it's more like a staircase. And there's a shake at certain parts. \nHating the trudge upwards and always going around.", ">\n\nVonnegut or mcconaughey?", ">\n\n\"Canal traffic is unaffected, the canal authority's chairman Osama Rabie said.\"", ">\n\nCanal authority is what I call it when my wife bosses me around", ">\n\nNot again.", ">\n\nWhat next, a bowl of petunias?", ">\n\nWhat are you doing step-ship!?", ">\n\nI just need a quick tug.", ">\n\nHooray! Worldwide commerce meltdown again! Oh, wait, no, that one is bad...", ">\n\nSorry, no raises this year because that global thing that happened for a couple of days\n-Corporations", ">\n\nAlso, all of the products and services that aren't significantly impacted are going to receive price hikes regardless- which will stick around well-after the supply chain has normalized. Our ~~suckers~~ customers ~~are too dumb to notice~~ understand that our products and services have great value and we're always doing our best to stay competitive with the other sociopaths in the price-fixed industry.", ">\n\nDammit, again?", ">\n\n“Hey, I’ve seen this one! I’ve seen this one! This is a classic!”", ">\n\nAgain!?", ">\n\nYES! THEY PUT IT BACK!!!", ">\n\nImagine the captains face right now though. Just think. They all hope it won't be them, but it had to be someone.", ">\n\nI've already seen this season.", ">\n\n2023 writers getting lazy now.", ">\n\nI feel like I’ve heard this somewhere before…", ">\n\n:( why did it have to be a Ukrainian grain ship … they need the god damn money and the world needs their god damn grain .", ">\n\nAnd why does China need Ukrainian grain?", ">\n\nI’lll just leave this here.", ">\n\nThank you", ">\n\na.s.h.w.g.a.", ">\n\nThis should be interesting, 2023 off to a good start :)", ">\n\nLooks like a lousy remake of couple of previous years...", ">\n\nHave we even recover from the last?", ">\n\nI already saw this episode…", ">\n\nLet's gooooo.", ">\n\nThese idiots can't captain ships for shit", ">\n\nFrom the article: “It is currently unclear to what extent canal traffic is affected.”\nPretty sure that means it is badly affected.", ">\n\nAlso from the article:\n\nCanal traffic is unaffected, the canal authority's chairman Osama Rabie said.", ">\n\nIm not even lying, they changed/updated the article and now its 4x as long with much more info. Thanks.", ">\n\nI actually thought something like that happened. I don't think you're lying! I mean, that would be a weird thing to lie about.", ">\n\nFor f sake can the US just pay Egypt to build a fing second line already. Pretty sure the US could have paid Egypt to build 12 canals from the last wreck and now here we are again. Seriously Egypt doesn't have the money so just pay for it already so we don't have months long shipping crisis every year.", ">\n\nThis ignores both the history of the existing canal and the current megaprojects unfolding in egypt", ">\n\nWe've got another one, folks! 🎉🎉🎉🎉 (On a serious note, FOR FUCK'S SAKE!)", ">\n\nOh god please, Not again.", ">\n\nI bet my new tote bag was on there.", ">\n\nOn a ship carrying grain from Ukraine to China?", ">\n\n\nCanal traffic is unaffected, the canal authority's chairman Osama Rabie said.", ">\n\nIt’s like deja vu all over again.", ">\n\nAgain?", ">\n\nJesus, not again.", ">\n\noh no... not again.", ">\n\nhaha, yes!\nround 2", ">\n\nOkay, who decided to put history on loop?", ">\n\nCan anyone linke some radar site for ships? So we can track how \"bad\" it is?", ">\n\nOh no, not again.", ">\n\nLet's gooooo!", ">\n\nWe don’t need no stinkin supply chain!", ">\n\nEvergreen 2?", ">\n\nThis was a good episode of The Truman Show.", ">\n\nUkraine still exporting to China . Unfuckin real", ">\n\nGreat, now I will have to wait even longer for my container full of rubber dog poo", ">\n\nHere we go again...\nWhat do we do with a drunken sailor? What do we do we do with a drunken sailor? What do we do with a drunken sailor, early in the morning?", ">\n\nThrow em in the brig until they're sober", ">\n\nFeed 'em to the hungry rats for dinner.", ">\n\nPut them in bed with the captain's daughter", ">\n\nHave you seen the captain’s daughter (early in the morning)?", ">\n\nSober?", ">\n\nBetween this and the other things happening around the world it's like watching the events of the past 2-3 years replaying themselves.", ">\n\n\n\nShip stuck at the Suez Canal ✅\n\n\nA high number of contagious tourists coming in from China ✅\n\n\nA defeated president's supporters storm a country's government buildings ✅\n\n\nYep, sounds familiar alright.", ">\n\nHistory repeats, no one learns from the past.", ">\n\nI just heard someone say, \"History doesn't repeat itself, but it does rhyme.\"", ">\n\nRepeat Rap Battles of History! \n2020! Vs! 2023!\nBEGIN!", ">\n\nGreat now I gotta go listen to 40 ERBoH videos", ">\n\n\"Canal traffic is unaffected, the canal authority's chairman Osama Rabie said.\"", ">\n\nCanal authority is what I call it when my wife bosses me around", ">\n\nNo that one is without the C", ">\n\nNo, what you mean is when the morning coffee takes control", ">\n\nNot again.", ">\n\nWhat next, a bowl of petunias?", ">\n\n“Hey, I’ve seen this one! I’ve seen this one! This is a classic!”", ">\n\nWhat do you mean you’ve seen it, it’s brand new?", ">\n\nWhat are you doing step-ship!?", ">\n\nI just need a quick tug.", ">\n\nAgain!?", ">\n\nHooray! Worldwide commerce meltdown again! Oh, wait, no, that one is bad...", ">\n\nSorry, no raises this year because that global thing that happened for a couple of days\n-Corporations", ">\n\nAlso, all of the products and services that aren't significantly impacted are going to receive price hikes regardless- which will stick around well-after the supply chain has normalized. Our ~~suckers~~ customers ~~are too dumb to notice~~ understand that our products and services have great value and we're always doing our best to stay competitive with the other sociopaths in the price-fixed industry." ]

[ "Here we go again...\nWhat do we do with a drunken sailor? What do we do we do with a drunken sailor? What do we do with a drunken sailor, early in the morning?", ">\n\nThrow em in the brig until they're sober", ">\n\nFeed 'em to the hungry rats for dinner.", ">\n\nAnd this is why I'll need to listen to the Drunken Whaler on repeat for some amount of time.", ">\n\nBetween this and the other things happening around the world it's like watching the events of the past 2-3 years replaying themselves.", ">\n\n\n\nSuez Canal blocked by a cargo ship ✅\n\n\nA high number of contagious tourists coming in from China ✅\n\n\nA defeated president's supporters storm a country's government buildings ✅\n\n\nYep, sounds familiar alright.", ">\n\nHistory repeats, no one learns from the past.", ">\n\nI just heard someone say, \"History doesn't repeat itself, but it does rhyme.\"", ">\n\nTime is a circle from a view except it's more like a staircase. And there's a shake at certain parts. \nHating the trudge upwards and always going around.", ">\n\nVonnegut or mcconaughey?", ">\n\n\"Canal traffic is unaffected, the canal authority's chairman Osama Rabie said.\"", ">\n\nCanal authority is what I call it when my wife bosses me around", ">\n\nNot again.", ">\n\nWhat next, a bowl of petunias?", ">\n\nWhat are you doing step-ship!?", ">\n\nI just need a quick tug.", ">\n\nHooray! Worldwide commerce meltdown again! Oh, wait, no, that one is bad...", ">\n\nSorry, no raises this year because that global thing that happened for a couple of days\n-Corporations", ">\n\nAlso, all of the products and services that aren't significantly impacted are going to receive price hikes regardless- which will stick around well-after the supply chain has normalized. Our ~~suckers~~ customers ~~are too dumb to notice~~ understand that our products and services have great value and we're always doing our best to stay competitive with the other sociopaths in the price-fixed industry.", ">\n\nDammit, again?", ">\n\n“Hey, I’ve seen this one! I’ve seen this one! This is a classic!”", ">\n\nAgain!?", ">\n\nYES! THEY PUT IT BACK!!!", ">\n\nImagine the captains face right now though. Just think. They all hope it won't be them, but it had to be someone.", ">\n\nI've already seen this season.", ">\n\n2023 writers getting lazy now.", ">\n\nI feel like I’ve heard this somewhere before…", ">\n\n:( why did it have to be a Ukrainian grain ship … they need the god damn money and the world needs their god damn grain .", ">\n\nAnd why does China need Ukrainian grain?", ">\n\nI’lll just leave this here.", ">\n\nThank you", ">\n\na.s.h.w.g.a.", ">\n\nThis should be interesting, 2023 off to a good start :)", ">\n\nLooks like a lousy remake of couple of previous years...", ">\n\nHave we even recover from the last?", ">\n\nI already saw this episode…", ">\n\nLet's gooooo.", ">\n\nThese idiots can't captain ships for shit", ">\n\nFrom the article: “It is currently unclear to what extent canal traffic is affected.”\nPretty sure that means it is badly affected.", ">\n\nAlso from the article:\n\nCanal traffic is unaffected, the canal authority's chairman Osama Rabie said.", ">\n\nIm not even lying, they changed/updated the article and now its 4x as long with much more info. Thanks.", ">\n\nI actually thought something like that happened. I don't think you're lying! I mean, that would be a weird thing to lie about.", ">\n\nFor f sake can the US just pay Egypt to build a fing second line already. Pretty sure the US could have paid Egypt to build 12 canals from the last wreck and now here we are again. Seriously Egypt doesn't have the money so just pay for it already so we don't have months long shipping crisis every year.", ">\n\nThis ignores both the history of the existing canal and the current megaprojects unfolding in egypt", ">\n\nWe've got another one, folks! 🎉🎉🎉🎉 (On a serious note, FOR FUCK'S SAKE!)", ">\n\nOh god please, Not again.", ">\n\nI bet my new tote bag was on there.", ">\n\nOn a ship carrying grain from Ukraine to China?", ">\n\n\nCanal traffic is unaffected, the canal authority's chairman Osama Rabie said.", ">\n\nIt’s like deja vu all over again.", ">\n\nAgain?", ">\n\nJesus, not again.", ">\n\noh no... not again.", ">\n\nhaha, yes!\nround 2", ">\n\nOkay, who decided to put history on loop?", ">\n\nCan anyone linke some radar site for ships? So we can track how \"bad\" it is?", ">\n\nOh no, not again.", ">\n\nLet's gooooo!", ">\n\nWe don’t need no stinkin supply chain!", ">\n\nEvergreen 2?", ">\n\nThis was a good episode of The Truman Show.", ">\n\nUkraine still exporting to China . Unfuckin real", ">\n\nGreat, now I will have to wait even longer for my container full of rubber dog poo", ">\n\nHere we go again...\nWhat do we do with a drunken sailor? What do we do we do with a drunken sailor? What do we do with a drunken sailor, early in the morning?", ">\n\nThrow em in the brig until they're sober", ">\n\nFeed 'em to the hungry rats for dinner.", ">\n\nPut them in bed with the captain's daughter", ">\n\nHave you seen the captain’s daughter (early in the morning)?", ">\n\nSober?", ">\n\nBetween this and the other things happening around the world it's like watching the events of the past 2-3 years replaying themselves.", ">\n\n\n\nShip stuck at the Suez Canal ✅\n\n\nA high number of contagious tourists coming in from China ✅\n\n\nA defeated president's supporters storm a country's government buildings ✅\n\n\nYep, sounds familiar alright.", ">\n\nHistory repeats, no one learns from the past.", ">\n\nI just heard someone say, \"History doesn't repeat itself, but it does rhyme.\"", ">\n\nRepeat Rap Battles of History! \n2020! Vs! 2023!\nBEGIN!", ">\n\nGreat now I gotta go listen to 40 ERBoH videos", ">\n\n\"Canal traffic is unaffected, the canal authority's chairman Osama Rabie said.\"", ">\n\nCanal authority is what I call it when my wife bosses me around", ">\n\nNo that one is without the C", ">\n\nNo, what you mean is when the morning coffee takes control", ">\n\nNot again.", ">\n\nWhat next, a bowl of petunias?", ">\n\n“Hey, I’ve seen this one! I’ve seen this one! This is a classic!”", ">\n\nWhat do you mean you’ve seen it, it’s brand new?", ">\n\nWhat are you doing step-ship!?", ">\n\nI just need a quick tug.", ">\n\nAgain!?", ">\n\nHooray! Worldwide commerce meltdown again! Oh, wait, no, that one is bad...", ">\n\nSorry, no raises this year because that global thing that happened for a couple of days\n-Corporations", ">\n\nAlso, all of the products and services that aren't significantly impacted are going to receive price hikes regardless- which will stick around well-after the supply chain has normalized. Our ~~suckers~~ customers ~~are too dumb to notice~~ understand that our products and services have great value and we're always doing our best to stay competitive with the other sociopaths in the price-fixed industry.", ">\n\nDammit, again?" ]

[ "Here we go again...\nWhat do we do with a drunken sailor? What do we do we do with a drunken sailor? What do we do with a drunken sailor, early in the morning?", ">\n\nThrow em in the brig until they're sober", ">\n\nFeed 'em to the hungry rats for dinner.", ">\n\nAnd this is why I'll need to listen to the Drunken Whaler on repeat for some amount of time.", ">\n\nBetween this and the other things happening around the world it's like watching the events of the past 2-3 years replaying themselves.", ">\n\n\n\nSuez Canal blocked by a cargo ship ✅\n\n\nA high number of contagious tourists coming in from China ✅\n\n\nA defeated president's supporters storm a country's government buildings ✅\n\n\nYep, sounds familiar alright.", ">\n\nHistory repeats, no one learns from the past.", ">\n\nI just heard someone say, \"History doesn't repeat itself, but it does rhyme.\"", ">\n\nTime is a circle from a view except it's more like a staircase. And there's a shake at certain parts. \nHating the trudge upwards and always going around.", ">\n\nVonnegut or mcconaughey?", ">\n\n\"Canal traffic is unaffected, the canal authority's chairman Osama Rabie said.\"", ">\n\nCanal authority is what I call it when my wife bosses me around", ">\n\nNot again.", ">\n\nWhat next, a bowl of petunias?", ">\n\nWhat are you doing step-ship!?", ">\n\nI just need a quick tug.", ">\n\nHooray! Worldwide commerce meltdown again! Oh, wait, no, that one is bad...", ">\n\nSorry, no raises this year because that global thing that happened for a couple of days\n-Corporations", ">\n\nAlso, all of the products and services that aren't significantly impacted are going to receive price hikes regardless- which will stick around well-after the supply chain has normalized. Our ~~suckers~~ customers ~~are too dumb to notice~~ understand that our products and services have great value and we're always doing our best to stay competitive with the other sociopaths in the price-fixed industry.", ">\n\nDammit, again?", ">\n\n“Hey, I’ve seen this one! I’ve seen this one! This is a classic!”", ">\n\nAgain!?", ">\n\nYES! THEY PUT IT BACK!!!", ">\n\nImagine the captains face right now though. Just think. They all hope it won't be them, but it had to be someone.", ">\n\nI've already seen this season.", ">\n\n2023 writers getting lazy now.", ">\n\nI feel like I’ve heard this somewhere before…", ">\n\n:( why did it have to be a Ukrainian grain ship … they need the god damn money and the world needs their god damn grain .", ">\n\nAnd why does China need Ukrainian grain?", ">\n\nI’lll just leave this here.", ">\n\nThank you", ">\n\na.s.h.w.g.a.", ">\n\nThis should be interesting, 2023 off to a good start :)", ">\n\nLooks like a lousy remake of couple of previous years...", ">\n\nHave we even recover from the last?", ">\n\nI already saw this episode…", ">\n\nLet's gooooo.", ">\n\nThese idiots can't captain ships for shit", ">\n\nFrom the article: “It is currently unclear to what extent canal traffic is affected.”\nPretty sure that means it is badly affected.", ">\n\nAlso from the article:\n\nCanal traffic is unaffected, the canal authority's chairman Osama Rabie said.", ">\n\nIm not even lying, they changed/updated the article and now its 4x as long with much more info. Thanks.", ">\n\nI actually thought something like that happened. I don't think you're lying! I mean, that would be a weird thing to lie about.", ">\n\nFor f sake can the US just pay Egypt to build a fing second line already. Pretty sure the US could have paid Egypt to build 12 canals from the last wreck and now here we are again. Seriously Egypt doesn't have the money so just pay for it already so we don't have months long shipping crisis every year.", ">\n\nThis ignores both the history of the existing canal and the current megaprojects unfolding in egypt", ">\n\nWe've got another one, folks! 🎉🎉🎉🎉 (On a serious note, FOR FUCK'S SAKE!)", ">\n\nOh god please, Not again.", ">\n\nI bet my new tote bag was on there.", ">\n\nOn a ship carrying grain from Ukraine to China?", ">\n\n\nCanal traffic is unaffected, the canal authority's chairman Osama Rabie said.", ">\n\nIt’s like deja vu all over again.", ">\n\nAgain?", ">\n\nJesus, not again.", ">\n\noh no... not again.", ">\n\nhaha, yes!\nround 2", ">\n\nOkay, who decided to put history on loop?", ">\n\nCan anyone linke some radar site for ships? So we can track how \"bad\" it is?", ">\n\nOh no, not again.", ">\n\nLet's gooooo!", ">\n\nWe don’t need no stinkin supply chain!", ">\n\nEvergreen 2?", ">\n\nThis was a good episode of The Truman Show.", ">\n\nUkraine still exporting to China . Unfuckin real", ">\n\nGreat, now I will have to wait even longer for my container full of rubber dog poo", ">\n\nHere we go again...\nWhat do we do with a drunken sailor? What do we do we do with a drunken sailor? What do we do with a drunken sailor, early in the morning?", ">\n\nThrow em in the brig until they're sober", ">\n\nFeed 'em to the hungry rats for dinner.", ">\n\nPut them in bed with the captain's daughter", ">\n\nHave you seen the captain’s daughter (early in the morning)?", ">\n\nSober?", ">\n\nBetween this and the other things happening around the world it's like watching the events of the past 2-3 years replaying themselves.", ">\n\n\n\nShip stuck at the Suez Canal ✅\n\n\nA high number of contagious tourists coming in from China ✅\n\n\nA defeated president's supporters storm a country's government buildings ✅\n\n\nYep, sounds familiar alright.", ">\n\nHistory repeats, no one learns from the past.", ">\n\nI just heard someone say, \"History doesn't repeat itself, but it does rhyme.\"", ">\n\nRepeat Rap Battles of History! \n2020! Vs! 2023!\nBEGIN!", ">\n\nGreat now I gotta go listen to 40 ERBoH videos", ">\n\n\"Canal traffic is unaffected, the canal authority's chairman Osama Rabie said.\"", ">\n\nCanal authority is what I call it when my wife bosses me around", ">\n\nNo that one is without the C", ">\n\nNo, what you mean is when the morning coffee takes control", ">\n\nNot again.", ">\n\nWhat next, a bowl of petunias?", ">\n\n“Hey, I’ve seen this one! I’ve seen this one! This is a classic!”", ">\n\nWhat do you mean you’ve seen it, it’s brand new?", ">\n\nWhat are you doing step-ship!?", ">\n\nI just need a quick tug.", ">\n\nAgain!?", ">\n\nHooray! Worldwide commerce meltdown again! Oh, wait, no, that one is bad...", ">\n\nSorry, no raises this year because that global thing that happened for a couple of days\n-Corporations", ">\n\nAlso, all of the products and services that aren't significantly impacted are going to receive price hikes regardless- which will stick around well-after the supply chain has normalized. Our ~~suckers~~ customers ~~are too dumb to notice~~ understand that our products and services have great value and we're always doing our best to stay competitive with the other sociopaths in the price-fixed industry.", ">\n\nDammit, again?", ">\n\nYES! THEY PUT IT BACK!!!" ]

[ "Here we go again...\nWhat do we do with a drunken sailor? What do we do we do with a drunken sailor? What do we do with a drunken sailor, early in the morning?", ">\n\nThrow em in the brig until they're sober", ">\n\nFeed 'em to the hungry rats for dinner.", ">\n\nAnd this is why I'll need to listen to the Drunken Whaler on repeat for some amount of time.", ">\n\nBetween this and the other things happening around the world it's like watching the events of the past 2-3 years replaying themselves.", ">\n\n\n\nSuez Canal blocked by a cargo ship ✅\n\n\nA high number of contagious tourists coming in from China ✅\n\n\nA defeated president's supporters storm a country's government buildings ✅\n\n\nYep, sounds familiar alright.", ">\n\nHistory repeats, no one learns from the past.", ">\n\nI just heard someone say, \"History doesn't repeat itself, but it does rhyme.\"", ">\n\nTime is a circle from a view except it's more like a staircase. And there's a shake at certain parts. \nHating the trudge upwards and always going around.", ">\n\nVonnegut or mcconaughey?", ">\n\n\"Canal traffic is unaffected, the canal authority's chairman Osama Rabie said.\"", ">\n\nCanal authority is what I call it when my wife bosses me around", ">\n\nNot again.", ">\n\nWhat next, a bowl of petunias?", ">\n\nWhat are you doing step-ship!?", ">\n\nI just need a quick tug.", ">\n\nHooray! Worldwide commerce meltdown again! Oh, wait, no, that one is bad...", ">\n\nSorry, no raises this year because that global thing that happened for a couple of days\n-Corporations", ">\n\nAlso, all of the products and services that aren't significantly impacted are going to receive price hikes regardless- which will stick around well-after the supply chain has normalized. Our ~~suckers~~ customers ~~are too dumb to notice~~ understand that our products and services have great value and we're always doing our best to stay competitive with the other sociopaths in the price-fixed industry.", ">\n\nDammit, again?", ">\n\n“Hey, I’ve seen this one! I’ve seen this one! This is a classic!”", ">\n\nAgain!?", ">\n\nYES! THEY PUT IT BACK!!!", ">\n\nImagine the captains face right now though. Just think. They all hope it won't be them, but it had to be someone.", ">\n\nI've already seen this season.", ">\n\n2023 writers getting lazy now.", ">\n\nI feel like I’ve heard this somewhere before…", ">\n\n:( why did it have to be a Ukrainian grain ship … they need the god damn money and the world needs their god damn grain .", ">\n\nAnd why does China need Ukrainian grain?", ">\n\nI’lll just leave this here.", ">\n\nThank you", ">\n\na.s.h.w.g.a.", ">\n\nThis should be interesting, 2023 off to a good start :)", ">\n\nLooks like a lousy remake of couple of previous years...", ">\n\nHave we even recover from the last?", ">\n\nI already saw this episode…", ">\n\nLet's gooooo.", ">\n\nThese idiots can't captain ships for shit", ">\n\nFrom the article: “It is currently unclear to what extent canal traffic is affected.”\nPretty sure that means it is badly affected.", ">\n\nAlso from the article:\n\nCanal traffic is unaffected, the canal authority's chairman Osama Rabie said.", ">\n\nIm not even lying, they changed/updated the article and now its 4x as long with much more info. Thanks.", ">\n\nI actually thought something like that happened. I don't think you're lying! I mean, that would be a weird thing to lie about.", ">\n\nFor f sake can the US just pay Egypt to build a fing second line already. Pretty sure the US could have paid Egypt to build 12 canals from the last wreck and now here we are again. Seriously Egypt doesn't have the money so just pay for it already so we don't have months long shipping crisis every year.", ">\n\nThis ignores both the history of the existing canal and the current megaprojects unfolding in egypt", ">\n\nWe've got another one, folks! 🎉🎉🎉🎉 (On a serious note, FOR FUCK'S SAKE!)", ">\n\nOh god please, Not again.", ">\n\nI bet my new tote bag was on there.", ">\n\nOn a ship carrying grain from Ukraine to China?", ">\n\n\nCanal traffic is unaffected, the canal authority's chairman Osama Rabie said.", ">\n\nIt’s like deja vu all over again.", ">\n\nAgain?", ">\n\nJesus, not again.", ">\n\noh no... not again.", ">\n\nhaha, yes!\nround 2", ">\n\nOkay, who decided to put history on loop?", ">\n\nCan anyone linke some radar site for ships? So we can track how \"bad\" it is?", ">\n\nOh no, not again.", ">\n\nLet's gooooo!", ">\n\nWe don’t need no stinkin supply chain!", ">\n\nEvergreen 2?", ">\n\nThis was a good episode of The Truman Show.", ">\n\nUkraine still exporting to China . Unfuckin real", ">\n\nGreat, now I will have to wait even longer for my container full of rubber dog poo", ">\n\nHere we go again...\nWhat do we do with a drunken sailor? What do we do we do with a drunken sailor? What do we do with a drunken sailor, early in the morning?", ">\n\nThrow em in the brig until they're sober", ">\n\nFeed 'em to the hungry rats for dinner.", ">\n\nPut them in bed with the captain's daughter", ">\n\nHave you seen the captain’s daughter (early in the morning)?", ">\n\nSober?", ">\n\nBetween this and the other things happening around the world it's like watching the events of the past 2-3 years replaying themselves.", ">\n\n\n\nShip stuck at the Suez Canal ✅\n\n\nA high number of contagious tourists coming in from China ✅\n\n\nA defeated president's supporters storm a country's government buildings ✅\n\n\nYep, sounds familiar alright.", ">\n\nHistory repeats, no one learns from the past.", ">\n\nI just heard someone say, \"History doesn't repeat itself, but it does rhyme.\"", ">\n\nRepeat Rap Battles of History! \n2020! Vs! 2023!\nBEGIN!", ">\n\nGreat now I gotta go listen to 40 ERBoH videos", ">\n\n\"Canal traffic is unaffected, the canal authority's chairman Osama Rabie said.\"", ">\n\nCanal authority is what I call it when my wife bosses me around", ">\n\nNo that one is without the C", ">\n\nNo, what you mean is when the morning coffee takes control", ">\n\nNot again.", ">\n\nWhat next, a bowl of petunias?", ">\n\n“Hey, I’ve seen this one! I’ve seen this one! This is a classic!”", ">\n\nWhat do you mean you’ve seen it, it’s brand new?", ">\n\nWhat are you doing step-ship!?", ">\n\nI just need a quick tug.", ">\n\nAgain!?", ">\n\nHooray! Worldwide commerce meltdown again! Oh, wait, no, that one is bad...", ">\n\nSorry, no raises this year because that global thing that happened for a couple of days\n-Corporations", ">\n\nAlso, all of the products and services that aren't significantly impacted are going to receive price hikes regardless- which will stick around well-after the supply chain has normalized. Our ~~suckers~~ customers ~~are too dumb to notice~~ understand that our products and services have great value and we're always doing our best to stay competitive with the other sociopaths in the price-fixed industry.", ">\n\nDammit, again?", ">\n\nYES! THEY PUT IT BACK!!!", ">\n\nThis should be interesting, 2023 off to a good start :)" ]

[ "Here we go again...\nWhat do we do with a drunken sailor? What do we do we do with a drunken sailor? What do we do with a drunken sailor, early in the morning?", ">\n\nThrow em in the brig until they're sober", ">\n\nFeed 'em to the hungry rats for dinner.", ">\n\nAnd this is why I'll need to listen to the Drunken Whaler on repeat for some amount of time.", ">\n\nBetween this and the other things happening around the world it's like watching the events of the past 2-3 years replaying themselves.", ">\n\n\n\nSuez Canal blocked by a cargo ship ✅\n\n\nA high number of contagious tourists coming in from China ✅\n\n\nA defeated president's supporters storm a country's government buildings ✅\n\n\nYep, sounds familiar alright.", ">\n\nHistory repeats, no one learns from the past.", ">\n\nI just heard someone say, \"History doesn't repeat itself, but it does rhyme.\"", ">\n\nTime is a circle from a view except it's more like a staircase. And there's a shake at certain parts. \nHating the trudge upwards and always going around.", ">\n\nVonnegut or mcconaughey?", ">\n\n\"Canal traffic is unaffected, the canal authority's chairman Osama Rabie said.\"", ">\n\nCanal authority is what I call it when my wife bosses me around", ">\n\nNot again.", ">\n\nWhat next, a bowl of petunias?", ">\n\nWhat are you doing step-ship!?", ">\n\nI just need a quick tug.", ">\n\nHooray! Worldwide commerce meltdown again! Oh, wait, no, that one is bad...", ">\n\nSorry, no raises this year because that global thing that happened for a couple of days\n-Corporations", ">\n\nAlso, all of the products and services that aren't significantly impacted are going to receive price hikes regardless- which will stick around well-after the supply chain has normalized. Our ~~suckers~~ customers ~~are too dumb to notice~~ understand that our products and services have great value and we're always doing our best to stay competitive with the other sociopaths in the price-fixed industry.", ">\n\nDammit, again?", ">\n\n“Hey, I’ve seen this one! I’ve seen this one! This is a classic!”", ">\n\nAgain!?", ">\n\nYES! THEY PUT IT BACK!!!", ">\n\nImagine the captains face right now though. Just think. They all hope it won't be them, but it had to be someone.", ">\n\nI've already seen this season.", ">\n\n2023 writers getting lazy now.", ">\n\nI feel like I’ve heard this somewhere before…", ">\n\n:( why did it have to be a Ukrainian grain ship … they need the god damn money and the world needs their god damn grain .", ">\n\nAnd why does China need Ukrainian grain?", ">\n\nI’lll just leave this here.", ">\n\nThank you", ">\n\na.s.h.w.g.a.", ">\n\nThis should be interesting, 2023 off to a good start :)", ">\n\nLooks like a lousy remake of couple of previous years...", ">\n\nHave we even recover from the last?", ">\n\nI already saw this episode…", ">\n\nLet's gooooo.", ">\n\nThese idiots can't captain ships for shit", ">\n\nFrom the article: “It is currently unclear to what extent canal traffic is affected.”\nPretty sure that means it is badly affected.", ">\n\nAlso from the article:\n\nCanal traffic is unaffected, the canal authority's chairman Osama Rabie said.", ">\n\nIm not even lying, they changed/updated the article and now its 4x as long with much more info. Thanks.", ">\n\nI actually thought something like that happened. I don't think you're lying! I mean, that would be a weird thing to lie about.", ">\n\nFor f sake can the US just pay Egypt to build a fing second line already. Pretty sure the US could have paid Egypt to build 12 canals from the last wreck and now here we are again. Seriously Egypt doesn't have the money so just pay for it already so we don't have months long shipping crisis every year.", ">\n\nThis ignores both the history of the existing canal and the current megaprojects unfolding in egypt", ">\n\nWe've got another one, folks! 🎉🎉🎉🎉 (On a serious note, FOR FUCK'S SAKE!)", ">\n\nOh god please, Not again.", ">\n\nI bet my new tote bag was on there.", ">\n\nOn a ship carrying grain from Ukraine to China?", ">\n\n\nCanal traffic is unaffected, the canal authority's chairman Osama Rabie said.", ">\n\nIt’s like deja vu all over again.", ">\n\nAgain?", ">\n\nJesus, not again.", ">\n\noh no... not again.", ">\n\nhaha, yes!\nround 2", ">\n\nOkay, who decided to put history on loop?", ">\n\nCan anyone linke some radar site for ships? So we can track how \"bad\" it is?", ">\n\nOh no, not again.", ">\n\nLet's gooooo!", ">\n\nWe don’t need no stinkin supply chain!", ">\n\nEvergreen 2?", ">\n\nThis was a good episode of The Truman Show.", ">\n\nUkraine still exporting to China . Unfuckin real", ">\n\nGreat, now I will have to wait even longer for my container full of rubber dog poo", ">\n\nHere we go again...\nWhat do we do with a drunken sailor? What do we do we do with a drunken sailor? What do we do with a drunken sailor, early in the morning?", ">\n\nThrow em in the brig until they're sober", ">\n\nFeed 'em to the hungry rats for dinner.", ">\n\nPut them in bed with the captain's daughter", ">\n\nHave you seen the captain’s daughter (early in the morning)?", ">\n\nSober?", ">\n\nBetween this and the other things happening around the world it's like watching the events of the past 2-3 years replaying themselves.", ">\n\n\n\nShip stuck at the Suez Canal ✅\n\n\nA high number of contagious tourists coming in from China ✅\n\n\nA defeated president's supporters storm a country's government buildings ✅\n\n\nYep, sounds familiar alright.", ">\n\nHistory repeats, no one learns from the past.", ">\n\nI just heard someone say, \"History doesn't repeat itself, but it does rhyme.\"", ">\n\nRepeat Rap Battles of History! \n2020! Vs! 2023!\nBEGIN!", ">\n\nGreat now I gotta go listen to 40 ERBoH videos", ">\n\n\"Canal traffic is unaffected, the canal authority's chairman Osama Rabie said.\"", ">\n\nCanal authority is what I call it when my wife bosses me around", ">\n\nNo that one is without the C", ">\n\nNo, what you mean is when the morning coffee takes control", ">\n\nNot again.", ">\n\nWhat next, a bowl of petunias?", ">\n\n“Hey, I’ve seen this one! I’ve seen this one! This is a classic!”", ">\n\nWhat do you mean you’ve seen it, it’s brand new?", ">\n\nWhat are you doing step-ship!?", ">\n\nI just need a quick tug.", ">\n\nAgain!?", ">\n\nHooray! Worldwide commerce meltdown again! Oh, wait, no, that one is bad...", ">\n\nSorry, no raises this year because that global thing that happened for a couple of days\n-Corporations", ">\n\nAlso, all of the products and services that aren't significantly impacted are going to receive price hikes regardless- which will stick around well-after the supply chain has normalized. Our ~~suckers~~ customers ~~are too dumb to notice~~ understand that our products and services have great value and we're always doing our best to stay competitive with the other sociopaths in the price-fixed industry.", ">\n\nDammit, again?", ">\n\nYES! THEY PUT IT BACK!!!", ">\n\nThis should be interesting, 2023 off to a good start :)", ">\n\nLooks like a lousy remake of couple of previous years..." ]

[ "Here we go again...\nWhat do we do with a drunken sailor? What do we do we do with a drunken sailor? What do we do with a drunken sailor, early in the morning?", ">\n\nThrow em in the brig until they're sober", ">\n\nFeed 'em to the hungry rats for dinner.", ">\n\nAnd this is why I'll need to listen to the Drunken Whaler on repeat for some amount of time.", ">\n\nBetween this and the other things happening around the world it's like watching the events of the past 2-3 years replaying themselves.", ">\n\n\n\nSuez Canal blocked by a cargo ship ✅\n\n\nA high number of contagious tourists coming in from China ✅\n\n\nA defeated president's supporters storm a country's government buildings ✅\n\n\nYep, sounds familiar alright.", ">\n\nHistory repeats, no one learns from the past.", ">\n\nI just heard someone say, \"History doesn't repeat itself, but it does rhyme.\"", ">\n\nTime is a circle from a view except it's more like a staircase. And there's a shake at certain parts. \nHating the trudge upwards and always going around.", ">\n\nVonnegut or mcconaughey?", ">\n\n\"Canal traffic is unaffected, the canal authority's chairman Osama Rabie said.\"", ">\n\nCanal authority is what I call it when my wife bosses me around", ">\n\nNot again.", ">\n\nWhat next, a bowl of petunias?", ">\n\nWhat are you doing step-ship!?", ">\n\nI just need a quick tug.", ">\n\nHooray! Worldwide commerce meltdown again! Oh, wait, no, that one is bad...", ">\n\nSorry, no raises this year because that global thing that happened for a couple of days\n-Corporations", ">\n\nAlso, all of the products and services that aren't significantly impacted are going to receive price hikes regardless- which will stick around well-after the supply chain has normalized. Our ~~suckers~~ customers ~~are too dumb to notice~~ understand that our products and services have great value and we're always doing our best to stay competitive with the other sociopaths in the price-fixed industry.", ">\n\nDammit, again?", ">\n\n“Hey, I’ve seen this one! I’ve seen this one! This is a classic!”", ">\n\nAgain!?", ">\n\nYES! THEY PUT IT BACK!!!", ">\n\nImagine the captains face right now though. Just think. They all hope it won't be them, but it had to be someone.", ">\n\nI've already seen this season.", ">\n\n2023 writers getting lazy now.", ">\n\nI feel like I’ve heard this somewhere before…", ">\n\n:( why did it have to be a Ukrainian grain ship … they need the god damn money and the world needs their god damn grain .", ">\n\nAnd why does China need Ukrainian grain?", ">\n\nI’lll just leave this here.", ">\n\nThank you", ">\n\na.s.h.w.g.a.", ">\n\nThis should be interesting, 2023 off to a good start :)", ">\n\nLooks like a lousy remake of couple of previous years...", ">\n\nHave we even recover from the last?", ">\n\nI already saw this episode…", ">\n\nLet's gooooo.", ">\n\nThese idiots can't captain ships for shit", ">\n\nFrom the article: “It is currently unclear to what extent canal traffic is affected.”\nPretty sure that means it is badly affected.", ">\n\nAlso from the article:\n\nCanal traffic is unaffected, the canal authority's chairman Osama Rabie said.", ">\n\nIm not even lying, they changed/updated the article and now its 4x as long with much more info. Thanks.", ">\n\nI actually thought something like that happened. I don't think you're lying! I mean, that would be a weird thing to lie about.", ">\n\nFor f sake can the US just pay Egypt to build a fing second line already. Pretty sure the US could have paid Egypt to build 12 canals from the last wreck and now here we are again. Seriously Egypt doesn't have the money so just pay for it already so we don't have months long shipping crisis every year.", ">\n\nThis ignores both the history of the existing canal and the current megaprojects unfolding in egypt", ">\n\nWe've got another one, folks! 🎉🎉🎉🎉 (On a serious note, FOR FUCK'S SAKE!)", ">\n\nOh god please, Not again.", ">\n\nI bet my new tote bag was on there.", ">\n\nOn a ship carrying grain from Ukraine to China?", ">\n\n\nCanal traffic is unaffected, the canal authority's chairman Osama Rabie said.", ">\n\nIt’s like deja vu all over again.", ">\n\nAgain?", ">\n\nJesus, not again.", ">\n\noh no... not again.", ">\n\nhaha, yes!\nround 2", ">\n\nOkay, who decided to put history on loop?", ">\n\nCan anyone linke some radar site for ships? So we can track how \"bad\" it is?", ">\n\nOh no, not again.", ">\n\nLet's gooooo!", ">\n\nWe don’t need no stinkin supply chain!", ">\n\nEvergreen 2?", ">\n\nThis was a good episode of The Truman Show.", ">\n\nUkraine still exporting to China . Unfuckin real", ">\n\nGreat, now I will have to wait even longer for my container full of rubber dog poo", ">\n\nHere we go again...\nWhat do we do with a drunken sailor? What do we do we do with a drunken sailor? What do we do with a drunken sailor, early in the morning?", ">\n\nThrow em in the brig until they're sober", ">\n\nFeed 'em to the hungry rats for dinner.", ">\n\nPut them in bed with the captain's daughter", ">\n\nHave you seen the captain’s daughter (early in the morning)?", ">\n\nSober?", ">\n\nBetween this and the other things happening around the world it's like watching the events of the past 2-3 years replaying themselves.", ">\n\n\n\nShip stuck at the Suez Canal ✅\n\n\nA high number of contagious tourists coming in from China ✅\n\n\nA defeated president's supporters storm a country's government buildings ✅\n\n\nYep, sounds familiar alright.", ">\n\nHistory repeats, no one learns from the past.", ">\n\nI just heard someone say, \"History doesn't repeat itself, but it does rhyme.\"", ">\n\nRepeat Rap Battles of History! \n2020! Vs! 2023!\nBEGIN!", ">\n\nGreat now I gotta go listen to 40 ERBoH videos", ">\n\n\"Canal traffic is unaffected, the canal authority's chairman Osama Rabie said.\"", ">\n\nCanal authority is what I call it when my wife bosses me around", ">\n\nNo that one is without the C", ">\n\nNo, what you mean is when the morning coffee takes control", ">\n\nNot again.", ">\n\nWhat next, a bowl of petunias?", ">\n\n“Hey, I’ve seen this one! I’ve seen this one! This is a classic!”", ">\n\nWhat do you mean you’ve seen it, it’s brand new?", ">\n\nWhat are you doing step-ship!?", ">\n\nI just need a quick tug.", ">\n\nAgain!?", ">\n\nHooray! Worldwide commerce meltdown again! Oh, wait, no, that one is bad...", ">\n\nSorry, no raises this year because that global thing that happened for a couple of days\n-Corporations", ">\n\nAlso, all of the products and services that aren't significantly impacted are going to receive price hikes regardless- which will stick around well-after the supply chain has normalized. Our ~~suckers~~ customers ~~are too dumb to notice~~ understand that our products and services have great value and we're always doing our best to stay competitive with the other sociopaths in the price-fixed industry.", ">\n\nDammit, again?", ">\n\nYES! THEY PUT IT BACK!!!", ">\n\nThis should be interesting, 2023 off to a good start :)", ">\n\nLooks like a lousy remake of couple of previous years...", ">\n\nI've already seen this season." ]

[ "Here we go again...\nWhat do we do with a drunken sailor? What do we do we do with a drunken sailor? What do we do with a drunken sailor, early in the morning?", ">\n\nThrow em in the brig until they're sober", ">\n\nFeed 'em to the hungry rats for dinner.", ">\n\nAnd this is why I'll need to listen to the Drunken Whaler on repeat for some amount of time.", ">\n\nBetween this and the other things happening around the world it's like watching the events of the past 2-3 years replaying themselves.", ">\n\n\n\nSuez Canal blocked by a cargo ship ✅\n\n\nA high number of contagious tourists coming in from China ✅\n\n\nA defeated president's supporters storm a country's government buildings ✅\n\n\nYep, sounds familiar alright.", ">\n\nHistory repeats, no one learns from the past.", ">\n\nI just heard someone say, \"History doesn't repeat itself, but it does rhyme.\"", ">\n\nTime is a circle from a view except it's more like a staircase. And there's a shake at certain parts. \nHating the trudge upwards and always going around.", ">\n\nVonnegut or mcconaughey?", ">\n\n\"Canal traffic is unaffected, the canal authority's chairman Osama Rabie said.\"", ">\n\nCanal authority is what I call it when my wife bosses me around", ">\n\nNot again.", ">\n\nWhat next, a bowl of petunias?", ">\n\nWhat are you doing step-ship!?", ">\n\nI just need a quick tug.", ">\n\nHooray! Worldwide commerce meltdown again! Oh, wait, no, that one is bad...", ">\n\nSorry, no raises this year because that global thing that happened for a couple of days\n-Corporations", ">\n\nAlso, all of the products and services that aren't significantly impacted are going to receive price hikes regardless- which will stick around well-after the supply chain has normalized. Our ~~suckers~~ customers ~~are too dumb to notice~~ understand that our products and services have great value and we're always doing our best to stay competitive with the other sociopaths in the price-fixed industry.", ">\n\nDammit, again?", ">\n\n“Hey, I’ve seen this one! I’ve seen this one! This is a classic!”", ">\n\nAgain!?", ">\n\nYES! THEY PUT IT BACK!!!", ">\n\nImagine the captains face right now though. Just think. They all hope it won't be them, but it had to be someone.", ">\n\nI've already seen this season.", ">\n\n2023 writers getting lazy now.", ">\n\nI feel like I’ve heard this somewhere before…", ">\n\n:( why did it have to be a Ukrainian grain ship … they need the god damn money and the world needs their god damn grain .", ">\n\nAnd why does China need Ukrainian grain?", ">\n\nI’lll just leave this here.", ">\n\nThank you", ">\n\na.s.h.w.g.a.", ">\n\nThis should be interesting, 2023 off to a good start :)", ">\n\nLooks like a lousy remake of couple of previous years...", ">\n\nHave we even recover from the last?", ">\n\nI already saw this episode…", ">\n\nLet's gooooo.", ">\n\nThese idiots can't captain ships for shit", ">\n\nFrom the article: “It is currently unclear to what extent canal traffic is affected.”\nPretty sure that means it is badly affected.", ">\n\nAlso from the article:\n\nCanal traffic is unaffected, the canal authority's chairman Osama Rabie said.", ">\n\nIm not even lying, they changed/updated the article and now its 4x as long with much more info. Thanks.", ">\n\nI actually thought something like that happened. I don't think you're lying! I mean, that would be a weird thing to lie about.", ">\n\nFor f sake can the US just pay Egypt to build a fing second line already. Pretty sure the US could have paid Egypt to build 12 canals from the last wreck and now here we are again. Seriously Egypt doesn't have the money so just pay for it already so we don't have months long shipping crisis every year.", ">\n\nThis ignores both the history of the existing canal and the current megaprojects unfolding in egypt", ">\n\nWe've got another one, folks! 🎉🎉🎉🎉 (On a serious note, FOR FUCK'S SAKE!)", ">\n\nOh god please, Not again.", ">\n\nI bet my new tote bag was on there.", ">\n\nOn a ship carrying grain from Ukraine to China?", ">\n\n\nCanal traffic is unaffected, the canal authority's chairman Osama Rabie said.", ">\n\nIt’s like deja vu all over again.", ">\n\nAgain?", ">\n\nJesus, not again.", ">\n\noh no... not again.", ">\n\nhaha, yes!\nround 2", ">\n\nOkay, who decided to put history on loop?", ">\n\nCan anyone linke some radar site for ships? So we can track how \"bad\" it is?", ">\n\nOh no, not again.", ">\n\nLet's gooooo!", ">\n\nWe don’t need no stinkin supply chain!", ">\n\nEvergreen 2?", ">\n\nThis was a good episode of The Truman Show.", ">\n\nUkraine still exporting to China . Unfuckin real", ">\n\nGreat, now I will have to wait even longer for my container full of rubber dog poo", ">\n\nHere we go again...\nWhat do we do with a drunken sailor? What do we do we do with a drunken sailor? What do we do with a drunken sailor, early in the morning?", ">\n\nThrow em in the brig until they're sober", ">\n\nFeed 'em to the hungry rats for dinner.", ">\n\nPut them in bed with the captain's daughter", ">\n\nHave you seen the captain’s daughter (early in the morning)?", ">\n\nSober?", ">\n\nBetween this and the other things happening around the world it's like watching the events of the past 2-3 years replaying themselves.", ">\n\n\n\nShip stuck at the Suez Canal ✅\n\n\nA high number of contagious tourists coming in from China ✅\n\n\nA defeated president's supporters storm a country's government buildings ✅\n\n\nYep, sounds familiar alright.", ">\n\nHistory repeats, no one learns from the past.", ">\n\nI just heard someone say, \"History doesn't repeat itself, but it does rhyme.\"", ">\n\nRepeat Rap Battles of History! \n2020! Vs! 2023!\nBEGIN!", ">\n\nGreat now I gotta go listen to 40 ERBoH videos", ">\n\n\"Canal traffic is unaffected, the canal authority's chairman Osama Rabie said.\"", ">\n\nCanal authority is what I call it when my wife bosses me around", ">\n\nNo that one is without the C", ">\n\nNo, what you mean is when the morning coffee takes control", ">\n\nNot again.", ">\n\nWhat next, a bowl of petunias?", ">\n\n“Hey, I’ve seen this one! I’ve seen this one! This is a classic!”", ">\n\nWhat do you mean you’ve seen it, it’s brand new?", ">\n\nWhat are you doing step-ship!?", ">\n\nI just need a quick tug.", ">\n\nAgain!?", ">\n\nHooray! Worldwide commerce meltdown again! Oh, wait, no, that one is bad...", ">\n\nSorry, no raises this year because that global thing that happened for a couple of days\n-Corporations", ">\n\nAlso, all of the products and services that aren't significantly impacted are going to receive price hikes regardless- which will stick around well-after the supply chain has normalized. Our ~~suckers~~ customers ~~are too dumb to notice~~ understand that our products and services have great value and we're always doing our best to stay competitive with the other sociopaths in the price-fixed industry.", ">\n\nDammit, again?", ">\n\nYES! THEY PUT IT BACK!!!", ">\n\nThis should be interesting, 2023 off to a good start :)", ">\n\nLooks like a lousy remake of couple of previous years...", ">\n\nI've already seen this season.", ">\n\nI feel like I’ve heard this somewhere before…" ]

[ "Here we go again...\nWhat do we do with a drunken sailor? What do we do we do with a drunken sailor? What do we do with a drunken sailor, early in the morning?", ">\n\nThrow em in the brig until they're sober", ">\n\nFeed 'em to the hungry rats for dinner.", ">\n\nAnd this is why I'll need to listen to the Drunken Whaler on repeat for some amount of time.", ">\n\nBetween this and the other things happening around the world it's like watching the events of the past 2-3 years replaying themselves.", ">\n\n\n\nSuez Canal blocked by a cargo ship ✅\n\n\nA high number of contagious tourists coming in from China ✅\n\n\nA defeated president's supporters storm a country's government buildings ✅\n\n\nYep, sounds familiar alright.", ">\n\nHistory repeats, no one learns from the past.", ">\n\nI just heard someone say, \"History doesn't repeat itself, but it does rhyme.\"", ">\n\nTime is a circle from a view except it's more like a staircase. And there's a shake at certain parts. \nHating the trudge upwards and always going around.", ">\n\nVonnegut or mcconaughey?", ">\n\n\"Canal traffic is unaffected, the canal authority's chairman Osama Rabie said.\"", ">\n\nCanal authority is what I call it when my wife bosses me around", ">\n\nNot again.", ">\n\nWhat next, a bowl of petunias?", ">\n\nWhat are you doing step-ship!?", ">\n\nI just need a quick tug.", ">\n\nHooray! Worldwide commerce meltdown again! Oh, wait, no, that one is bad...", ">\n\nSorry, no raises this year because that global thing that happened for a couple of days\n-Corporations", ">\n\nAlso, all of the products and services that aren't significantly impacted are going to receive price hikes regardless- which will stick around well-after the supply chain has normalized. Our ~~suckers~~ customers ~~are too dumb to notice~~ understand that our products and services have great value and we're always doing our best to stay competitive with the other sociopaths in the price-fixed industry.", ">\n\nDammit, again?", ">\n\n“Hey, I’ve seen this one! I’ve seen this one! This is a classic!”", ">\n\nAgain!?", ">\n\nYES! THEY PUT IT BACK!!!", ">\n\nImagine the captains face right now though. Just think. They all hope it won't be them, but it had to be someone.", ">\n\nI've already seen this season.", ">\n\n2023 writers getting lazy now.", ">\n\nI feel like I’ve heard this somewhere before…", ">\n\n:( why did it have to be a Ukrainian grain ship … they need the god damn money and the world needs their god damn grain .", ">\n\nAnd why does China need Ukrainian grain?", ">\n\nI’lll just leave this here.", ">\n\nThank you", ">\n\na.s.h.w.g.a.", ">\n\nThis should be interesting, 2023 off to a good start :)", ">\n\nLooks like a lousy remake of couple of previous years...", ">\n\nHave we even recover from the last?", ">\n\nI already saw this episode…", ">\n\nLet's gooooo.", ">\n\nThese idiots can't captain ships for shit", ">\n\nFrom the article: “It is currently unclear to what extent canal traffic is affected.”\nPretty sure that means it is badly affected.", ">\n\nAlso from the article:\n\nCanal traffic is unaffected, the canal authority's chairman Osama Rabie said.", ">\n\nIm not even lying, they changed/updated the article and now its 4x as long with much more info. Thanks.", ">\n\nI actually thought something like that happened. I don't think you're lying! I mean, that would be a weird thing to lie about.", ">\n\nFor f sake can the US just pay Egypt to build a fing second line already. Pretty sure the US could have paid Egypt to build 12 canals from the last wreck and now here we are again. Seriously Egypt doesn't have the money so just pay for it already so we don't have months long shipping crisis every year.", ">\n\nThis ignores both the history of the existing canal and the current megaprojects unfolding in egypt", ">\n\nWe've got another one, folks! 🎉🎉🎉🎉 (On a serious note, FOR FUCK'S SAKE!)", ">\n\nOh god please, Not again.", ">\n\nI bet my new tote bag was on there.", ">\n\nOn a ship carrying grain from Ukraine to China?", ">\n\n\nCanal traffic is unaffected, the canal authority's chairman Osama Rabie said.", ">\n\nIt’s like deja vu all over again.", ">\n\nAgain?", ">\n\nJesus, not again.", ">\n\noh no... not again.", ">\n\nhaha, yes!\nround 2", ">\n\nOkay, who decided to put history on loop?", ">\n\nCan anyone linke some radar site for ships? So we can track how \"bad\" it is?", ">\n\nOh no, not again.", ">\n\nLet's gooooo!", ">\n\nWe don’t need no stinkin supply chain!", ">\n\nEvergreen 2?", ">\n\nThis was a good episode of The Truman Show.", ">\n\nUkraine still exporting to China . Unfuckin real", ">\n\nGreat, now I will have to wait even longer for my container full of rubber dog poo", ">\n\nHere we go again...\nWhat do we do with a drunken sailor? What do we do we do with a drunken sailor? What do we do with a drunken sailor, early in the morning?", ">\n\nThrow em in the brig until they're sober", ">\n\nFeed 'em to the hungry rats for dinner.", ">\n\nPut them in bed with the captain's daughter", ">\n\nHave you seen the captain’s daughter (early in the morning)?", ">\n\nSober?", ">\n\nBetween this and the other things happening around the world it's like watching the events of the past 2-3 years replaying themselves.", ">\n\n\n\nShip stuck at the Suez Canal ✅\n\n\nA high number of contagious tourists coming in from China ✅\n\n\nA defeated president's supporters storm a country's government buildings ✅\n\n\nYep, sounds familiar alright.", ">\n\nHistory repeats, no one learns from the past.", ">\n\nI just heard someone say, \"History doesn't repeat itself, but it does rhyme.\"", ">\n\nRepeat Rap Battles of History! \n2020! Vs! 2023!\nBEGIN!", ">\n\nGreat now I gotta go listen to 40 ERBoH videos", ">\n\n\"Canal traffic is unaffected, the canal authority's chairman Osama Rabie said.\"", ">\n\nCanal authority is what I call it when my wife bosses me around", ">\n\nNo that one is without the C", ">\n\nNo, what you mean is when the morning coffee takes control", ">\n\nNot again.", ">\n\nWhat next, a bowl of petunias?", ">\n\n“Hey, I’ve seen this one! I’ve seen this one! This is a classic!”", ">\n\nWhat do you mean you’ve seen it, it’s brand new?", ">\n\nWhat are you doing step-ship!?", ">\n\nI just need a quick tug.", ">\n\nAgain!?", ">\n\nHooray! Worldwide commerce meltdown again! Oh, wait, no, that one is bad...", ">\n\nSorry, no raises this year because that global thing that happened for a couple of days\n-Corporations", ">\n\nAlso, all of the products and services that aren't significantly impacted are going to receive price hikes regardless- which will stick around well-after the supply chain has normalized. Our ~~suckers~~ customers ~~are too dumb to notice~~ understand that our products and services have great value and we're always doing our best to stay competitive with the other sociopaths in the price-fixed industry.", ">\n\nDammit, again?", ">\n\nYES! THEY PUT IT BACK!!!", ">\n\nThis should be interesting, 2023 off to a good start :)", ">\n\nLooks like a lousy remake of couple of previous years...", ">\n\nI've already seen this season.", ">\n\nI feel like I’ve heard this somewhere before…", ">\n\nSounds like no one read the article... They were able to get the ship unstuck, and it didn't sound like it caused any blockage. So nothing to worry about, and nothing like the last blockage." ]

[ "Here we go again...\nWhat do we do with a drunken sailor? What do we do we do with a drunken sailor? What do we do with a drunken sailor, early in the morning?", ">\n\nThrow em in the brig until they're sober", ">\n\nFeed 'em to the hungry rats for dinner.", ">\n\nAnd this is why I'll need to listen to the Drunken Whaler on repeat for some amount of time.", ">\n\nBetween this and the other things happening around the world it's like watching the events of the past 2-3 years replaying themselves.", ">\n\n\n\nSuez Canal blocked by a cargo ship ✅\n\n\nA high number of contagious tourists coming in from China ✅\n\n\nA defeated president's supporters storm a country's government buildings ✅\n\n\nYep, sounds familiar alright.", ">\n\nHistory repeats, no one learns from the past.", ">\n\nI just heard someone say, \"History doesn't repeat itself, but it does rhyme.\"", ">\n\nTime is a circle from a view except it's more like a staircase. And there's a shake at certain parts. \nHating the trudge upwards and always going around.", ">\n\nVonnegut or mcconaughey?", ">\n\n\"Canal traffic is unaffected, the canal authority's chairman Osama Rabie said.\"", ">\n\nCanal authority is what I call it when my wife bosses me around", ">\n\nNot again.", ">\n\nWhat next, a bowl of petunias?", ">\n\nWhat are you doing step-ship!?", ">\n\nI just need a quick tug.", ">\n\nHooray! Worldwide commerce meltdown again! Oh, wait, no, that one is bad...", ">\n\nSorry, no raises this year because that global thing that happened for a couple of days\n-Corporations", ">\n\nAlso, all of the products and services that aren't significantly impacted are going to receive price hikes regardless- which will stick around well-after the supply chain has normalized. Our ~~suckers~~ customers ~~are too dumb to notice~~ understand that our products and services have great value and we're always doing our best to stay competitive with the other sociopaths in the price-fixed industry.", ">\n\nDammit, again?", ">\n\n“Hey, I’ve seen this one! I’ve seen this one! This is a classic!”", ">\n\nAgain!?", ">\n\nYES! THEY PUT IT BACK!!!", ">\n\nImagine the captains face right now though. Just think. They all hope it won't be them, but it had to be someone.", ">\n\nI've already seen this season.", ">\n\n2023 writers getting lazy now.", ">\n\nI feel like I’ve heard this somewhere before…", ">\n\n:( why did it have to be a Ukrainian grain ship … they need the god damn money and the world needs their god damn grain .", ">\n\nAnd why does China need Ukrainian grain?", ">\n\nI’lll just leave this here.", ">\n\nThank you", ">\n\na.s.h.w.g.a.", ">\n\nThis should be interesting, 2023 off to a good start :)", ">\n\nLooks like a lousy remake of couple of previous years...", ">\n\nHave we even recover from the last?", ">\n\nI already saw this episode…", ">\n\nLet's gooooo.", ">\n\nThese idiots can't captain ships for shit", ">\n\nFrom the article: “It is currently unclear to what extent canal traffic is affected.”\nPretty sure that means it is badly affected.", ">\n\nAlso from the article:\n\nCanal traffic is unaffected, the canal authority's chairman Osama Rabie said.", ">\n\nIm not even lying, they changed/updated the article and now its 4x as long with much more info. Thanks.", ">\n\nI actually thought something like that happened. I don't think you're lying! I mean, that would be a weird thing to lie about.", ">\n\nFor f sake can the US just pay Egypt to build a fing second line already. Pretty sure the US could have paid Egypt to build 12 canals from the last wreck and now here we are again. Seriously Egypt doesn't have the money so just pay for it already so we don't have months long shipping crisis every year.", ">\n\nThis ignores both the history of the existing canal and the current megaprojects unfolding in egypt", ">\n\nWe've got another one, folks! 🎉🎉🎉🎉 (On a serious note, FOR FUCK'S SAKE!)", ">\n\nOh god please, Not again.", ">\n\nI bet my new tote bag was on there.", ">\n\nOn a ship carrying grain from Ukraine to China?", ">\n\n\nCanal traffic is unaffected, the canal authority's chairman Osama Rabie said.", ">\n\nIt’s like deja vu all over again.", ">\n\nAgain?", ">\n\nJesus, not again.", ">\n\noh no... not again.", ">\n\nhaha, yes!\nround 2", ">\n\nOkay, who decided to put history on loop?", ">\n\nCan anyone linke some radar site for ships? So we can track how \"bad\" it is?", ">\n\nOh no, not again.", ">\n\nLet's gooooo!", ">\n\nWe don’t need no stinkin supply chain!", ">\n\nEvergreen 2?", ">\n\nThis was a good episode of The Truman Show.", ">\n\nUkraine still exporting to China . Unfuckin real", ">\n\nGreat, now I will have to wait even longer for my container full of rubber dog poo", ">\n\nHere we go again...\nWhat do we do with a drunken sailor? What do we do we do with a drunken sailor? What do we do with a drunken sailor, early in the morning?", ">\n\nThrow em in the brig until they're sober", ">\n\nFeed 'em to the hungry rats for dinner.", ">\n\nPut them in bed with the captain's daughter", ">\n\nHave you seen the captain’s daughter (early in the morning)?", ">\n\nSober?", ">\n\nBetween this and the other things happening around the world it's like watching the events of the past 2-3 years replaying themselves.", ">\n\n\n\nShip stuck at the Suez Canal ✅\n\n\nA high number of contagious tourists coming in from China ✅\n\n\nA defeated president's supporters storm a country's government buildings ✅\n\n\nYep, sounds familiar alright.", ">\n\nHistory repeats, no one learns from the past.", ">\n\nI just heard someone say, \"History doesn't repeat itself, but it does rhyme.\"", ">\n\nRepeat Rap Battles of History! \n2020! Vs! 2023!\nBEGIN!", ">\n\nGreat now I gotta go listen to 40 ERBoH videos", ">\n\n\"Canal traffic is unaffected, the canal authority's chairman Osama Rabie said.\"", ">\n\nCanal authority is what I call it when my wife bosses me around", ">\n\nNo that one is without the C", ">\n\nNo, what you mean is when the morning coffee takes control", ">\n\nNot again.", ">\n\nWhat next, a bowl of petunias?", ">\n\n“Hey, I’ve seen this one! I’ve seen this one! This is a classic!”", ">\n\nWhat do you mean you’ve seen it, it’s brand new?", ">\n\nWhat are you doing step-ship!?", ">\n\nI just need a quick tug.", ">\n\nAgain!?", ">\n\nHooray! Worldwide commerce meltdown again! Oh, wait, no, that one is bad...", ">\n\nSorry, no raises this year because that global thing that happened for a couple of days\n-Corporations", ">\n\nAlso, all of the products and services that aren't significantly impacted are going to receive price hikes regardless- which will stick around well-after the supply chain has normalized. Our ~~suckers~~ customers ~~are too dumb to notice~~ understand that our products and services have great value and we're always doing our best to stay competitive with the other sociopaths in the price-fixed industry.", ">\n\nDammit, again?", ">\n\nYES! THEY PUT IT BACK!!!", ">\n\nThis should be interesting, 2023 off to a good start :)", ">\n\nLooks like a lousy remake of couple of previous years...", ">\n\nI've already seen this season.", ">\n\nI feel like I’ve heard this somewhere before…", ">\n\nSounds like no one read the article... They were able to get the ship unstuck, and it didn't sound like it caused any blockage. So nothing to worry about, and nothing like the last blockage.", ">\n\nImagine the captains face right now though. Just think. They all hope it won't be them, but it had to be someone." ]

[ "Here we go again...\nWhat do we do with a drunken sailor? What do we do we do with a drunken sailor? What do we do with a drunken sailor, early in the morning?", ">\n\nThrow em in the brig until they're sober", ">\n\nFeed 'em to the hungry rats for dinner.", ">\n\nAnd this is why I'll need to listen to the Drunken Whaler on repeat for some amount of time.", ">\n\nBetween this and the other things happening around the world it's like watching the events of the past 2-3 years replaying themselves.", ">\n\n\n\nSuez Canal blocked by a cargo ship ✅\n\n\nA high number of contagious tourists coming in from China ✅\n\n\nA defeated president's supporters storm a country's government buildings ✅\n\n\nYep, sounds familiar alright.", ">\n\nHistory repeats, no one learns from the past.", ">\n\nI just heard someone say, \"History doesn't repeat itself, but it does rhyme.\"", ">\n\nTime is a circle from a view except it's more like a staircase. And there's a shake at certain parts. \nHating the trudge upwards and always going around.", ">\n\nVonnegut or mcconaughey?", ">\n\n\"Canal traffic is unaffected, the canal authority's chairman Osama Rabie said.\"", ">\n\nCanal authority is what I call it when my wife bosses me around", ">\n\nNot again.", ">\n\nWhat next, a bowl of petunias?", ">\n\nWhat are you doing step-ship!?", ">\n\nI just need a quick tug.", ">\n\nHooray! Worldwide commerce meltdown again! Oh, wait, no, that one is bad...", ">\n\nSorry, no raises this year because that global thing that happened for a couple of days\n-Corporations", ">\n\nAlso, all of the products and services that aren't significantly impacted are going to receive price hikes regardless- which will stick around well-after the supply chain has normalized. Our ~~suckers~~ customers ~~are too dumb to notice~~ understand that our products and services have great value and we're always doing our best to stay competitive with the other sociopaths in the price-fixed industry.", ">\n\nDammit, again?", ">\n\n“Hey, I’ve seen this one! I’ve seen this one! This is a classic!”", ">\n\nAgain!?", ">\n\nYES! THEY PUT IT BACK!!!", ">\n\nImagine the captains face right now though. Just think. They all hope it won't be them, but it had to be someone.", ">\n\nI've already seen this season.", ">\n\n2023 writers getting lazy now.", ">\n\nI feel like I’ve heard this somewhere before…", ">\n\n:( why did it have to be a Ukrainian grain ship … they need the god damn money and the world needs their god damn grain .", ">\n\nAnd why does China need Ukrainian grain?", ">\n\nI’lll just leave this here.", ">\n\nThank you", ">\n\na.s.h.w.g.a.", ">\n\nThis should be interesting, 2023 off to a good start :)", ">\n\nLooks like a lousy remake of couple of previous years...", ">\n\nHave we even recover from the last?", ">\n\nI already saw this episode…", ">\n\nLet's gooooo.", ">\n\nThese idiots can't captain ships for shit", ">\n\nFrom the article: “It is currently unclear to what extent canal traffic is affected.”\nPretty sure that means it is badly affected.", ">\n\nAlso from the article:\n\nCanal traffic is unaffected, the canal authority's chairman Osama Rabie said.", ">\n\nIm not even lying, they changed/updated the article and now its 4x as long with much more info. Thanks.", ">\n\nI actually thought something like that happened. I don't think you're lying! I mean, that would be a weird thing to lie about.", ">\n\nFor f sake can the US just pay Egypt to build a fing second line already. Pretty sure the US could have paid Egypt to build 12 canals from the last wreck and now here we are again. Seriously Egypt doesn't have the money so just pay for it already so we don't have months long shipping crisis every year.", ">\n\nThis ignores both the history of the existing canal and the current megaprojects unfolding in egypt", ">\n\nWe've got another one, folks! 🎉🎉🎉🎉 (On a serious note, FOR FUCK'S SAKE!)", ">\n\nOh god please, Not again.", ">\n\nI bet my new tote bag was on there.", ">\n\nOn a ship carrying grain from Ukraine to China?", ">\n\n\nCanal traffic is unaffected, the canal authority's chairman Osama Rabie said.", ">\n\nIt’s like deja vu all over again.", ">\n\nAgain?", ">\n\nJesus, not again.", ">\n\noh no... not again.", ">\n\nhaha, yes!\nround 2", ">\n\nOkay, who decided to put history on loop?", ">\n\nCan anyone linke some radar site for ships? So we can track how \"bad\" it is?", ">\n\nOh no, not again.", ">\n\nLet's gooooo!", ">\n\nWe don’t need no stinkin supply chain!", ">\n\nEvergreen 2?", ">\n\nThis was a good episode of The Truman Show.", ">\n\nUkraine still exporting to China . Unfuckin real", ">\n\nGreat, now I will have to wait even longer for my container full of rubber dog poo", ">\n\nHere we go again...\nWhat do we do with a drunken sailor? What do we do we do with a drunken sailor? What do we do with a drunken sailor, early in the morning?", ">\n\nThrow em in the brig until they're sober", ">\n\nFeed 'em to the hungry rats for dinner.", ">\n\nPut them in bed with the captain's daughter", ">\n\nHave you seen the captain’s daughter (early in the morning)?", ">\n\nSober?", ">\n\nBetween this and the other things happening around the world it's like watching the events of the past 2-3 years replaying themselves.", ">\n\n\n\nShip stuck at the Suez Canal ✅\n\n\nA high number of contagious tourists coming in from China ✅\n\n\nA defeated president's supporters storm a country's government buildings ✅\n\n\nYep, sounds familiar alright.", ">\n\nHistory repeats, no one learns from the past.", ">\n\nI just heard someone say, \"History doesn't repeat itself, but it does rhyme.\"", ">\n\nRepeat Rap Battles of History! \n2020! Vs! 2023!\nBEGIN!", ">\n\nGreat now I gotta go listen to 40 ERBoH videos", ">\n\n\"Canal traffic is unaffected, the canal authority's chairman Osama Rabie said.\"", ">\n\nCanal authority is what I call it when my wife bosses me around", ">\n\nNo that one is without the C", ">\n\nNo, what you mean is when the morning coffee takes control", ">\n\nNot again.", ">\n\nWhat next, a bowl of petunias?", ">\n\n“Hey, I’ve seen this one! I’ve seen this one! This is a classic!”", ">\n\nWhat do you mean you’ve seen it, it’s brand new?", ">\n\nWhat are you doing step-ship!?", ">\n\nI just need a quick tug.", ">\n\nAgain!?", ">\n\nHooray! Worldwide commerce meltdown again! Oh, wait, no, that one is bad...", ">\n\nSorry, no raises this year because that global thing that happened for a couple of days\n-Corporations", ">\n\nAlso, all of the products and services that aren't significantly impacted are going to receive price hikes regardless- which will stick around well-after the supply chain has normalized. Our ~~suckers~~ customers ~~are too dumb to notice~~ understand that our products and services have great value and we're always doing our best to stay competitive with the other sociopaths in the price-fixed industry.", ">\n\nDammit, again?", ">\n\nYES! THEY PUT IT BACK!!!", ">\n\nThis should be interesting, 2023 off to a good start :)", ">\n\nLooks like a lousy remake of couple of previous years...", ">\n\nI've already seen this season.", ">\n\nI feel like I’ve heard this somewhere before…", ">\n\nSounds like no one read the article... They were able to get the ship unstuck, and it didn't sound like it caused any blockage. So nothing to worry about, and nothing like the last blockage.", ">\n\nImagine the captains face right now though. Just think. They all hope it won't be them, but it had to be someone.", ">\n\n2023 writers getting lazy now." ]

[ "Here we go again...\nWhat do we do with a drunken sailor? What do we do we do with a drunken sailor? What do we do with a drunken sailor, early in the morning?", ">\n\nThrow em in the brig until they're sober", ">\n\nFeed 'em to the hungry rats for dinner.", ">\n\nAnd this is why I'll need to listen to the Drunken Whaler on repeat for some amount of time.", ">\n\nBetween this and the other things happening around the world it's like watching the events of the past 2-3 years replaying themselves.", ">\n\n\n\nSuez Canal blocked by a cargo ship ✅\n\n\nA high number of contagious tourists coming in from China ✅\n\n\nA defeated president's supporters storm a country's government buildings ✅\n\n\nYep, sounds familiar alright.", ">\n\nHistory repeats, no one learns from the past.", ">\n\nI just heard someone say, \"History doesn't repeat itself, but it does rhyme.\"", ">\n\nTime is a circle from a view except it's more like a staircase. And there's a shake at certain parts. \nHating the trudge upwards and always going around.", ">\n\nVonnegut or mcconaughey?", ">\n\n\"Canal traffic is unaffected, the canal authority's chairman Osama Rabie said.\"", ">\n\nCanal authority is what I call it when my wife bosses me around", ">\n\nNot again.", ">\n\nWhat next, a bowl of petunias?", ">\n\nWhat are you doing step-ship!?", ">\n\nI just need a quick tug.", ">\n\nHooray! Worldwide commerce meltdown again! Oh, wait, no, that one is bad...", ">\n\nSorry, no raises this year because that global thing that happened for a couple of days\n-Corporations", ">\n\nAlso, all of the products and services that aren't significantly impacted are going to receive price hikes regardless- which will stick around well-after the supply chain has normalized. Our ~~suckers~~ customers ~~are too dumb to notice~~ understand that our products and services have great value and we're always doing our best to stay competitive with the other sociopaths in the price-fixed industry.", ">\n\nDammit, again?", ">\n\n“Hey, I’ve seen this one! I’ve seen this one! This is a classic!”", ">\n\nAgain!?", ">\n\nYES! THEY PUT IT BACK!!!", ">\n\nImagine the captains face right now though. Just think. They all hope it won't be them, but it had to be someone.", ">\n\nI've already seen this season.", ">\n\n2023 writers getting lazy now.", ">\n\nI feel like I’ve heard this somewhere before…", ">\n\n:( why did it have to be a Ukrainian grain ship … they need the god damn money and the world needs their god damn grain .", ">\n\nAnd why does China need Ukrainian grain?", ">\n\nI’lll just leave this here.", ">\n\nThank you", ">\n\na.s.h.w.g.a.", ">\n\nThis should be interesting, 2023 off to a good start :)", ">\n\nLooks like a lousy remake of couple of previous years...", ">\n\nHave we even recover from the last?", ">\n\nI already saw this episode…", ">\n\nLet's gooooo.", ">\n\nThese idiots can't captain ships for shit", ">\n\nFrom the article: “It is currently unclear to what extent canal traffic is affected.”\nPretty sure that means it is badly affected.", ">\n\nAlso from the article:\n\nCanal traffic is unaffected, the canal authority's chairman Osama Rabie said.", ">\n\nIm not even lying, they changed/updated the article and now its 4x as long with much more info. Thanks.", ">\n\nI actually thought something like that happened. I don't think you're lying! I mean, that would be a weird thing to lie about.", ">\n\nFor f sake can the US just pay Egypt to build a fing second line already. Pretty sure the US could have paid Egypt to build 12 canals from the last wreck and now here we are again. Seriously Egypt doesn't have the money so just pay for it already so we don't have months long shipping crisis every year.", ">\n\nThis ignores both the history of the existing canal and the current megaprojects unfolding in egypt", ">\n\nWe've got another one, folks! 🎉🎉🎉🎉 (On a serious note, FOR FUCK'S SAKE!)", ">\n\nOh god please, Not again.", ">\n\nI bet my new tote bag was on there.", ">\n\nOn a ship carrying grain from Ukraine to China?", ">\n\n\nCanal traffic is unaffected, the canal authority's chairman Osama Rabie said.", ">\n\nIt’s like deja vu all over again.", ">\n\nAgain?", ">\n\nJesus, not again.", ">\n\noh no... not again.", ">\n\nhaha, yes!\nround 2", ">\n\nOkay, who decided to put history on loop?", ">\n\nCan anyone linke some radar site for ships? So we can track how \"bad\" it is?", ">\n\nOh no, not again.", ">\n\nLet's gooooo!", ">\n\nWe don’t need no stinkin supply chain!", ">\n\nEvergreen 2?", ">\n\nThis was a good episode of The Truman Show.", ">\n\nUkraine still exporting to China . Unfuckin real", ">\n\nGreat, now I will have to wait even longer for my container full of rubber dog poo", ">\n\nHere we go again...\nWhat do we do with a drunken sailor? What do we do we do with a drunken sailor? What do we do with a drunken sailor, early in the morning?", ">\n\nThrow em in the brig until they're sober", ">\n\nFeed 'em to the hungry rats for dinner.", ">\n\nPut them in bed with the captain's daughter", ">\n\nHave you seen the captain’s daughter (early in the morning)?", ">\n\nSober?", ">\n\nBetween this and the other things happening around the world it's like watching the events of the past 2-3 years replaying themselves.", ">\n\n\n\nShip stuck at the Suez Canal ✅\n\n\nA high number of contagious tourists coming in from China ✅\n\n\nA defeated president's supporters storm a country's government buildings ✅\n\n\nYep, sounds familiar alright.", ">\n\nHistory repeats, no one learns from the past.", ">\n\nI just heard someone say, \"History doesn't repeat itself, but it does rhyme.\"", ">\n\nRepeat Rap Battles of History! \n2020! Vs! 2023!\nBEGIN!", ">\n\nGreat now I gotta go listen to 40 ERBoH videos", ">\n\n\"Canal traffic is unaffected, the canal authority's chairman Osama Rabie said.\"", ">\n\nCanal authority is what I call it when my wife bosses me around", ">\n\nNo that one is without the C", ">\n\nNo, what you mean is when the morning coffee takes control", ">\n\nNot again.", ">\n\nWhat next, a bowl of petunias?", ">\n\n“Hey, I’ve seen this one! I’ve seen this one! This is a classic!”", ">\n\nWhat do you mean you’ve seen it, it’s brand new?", ">\n\nWhat are you doing step-ship!?", ">\n\nI just need a quick tug.", ">\n\nAgain!?", ">\n\nHooray! Worldwide commerce meltdown again! Oh, wait, no, that one is bad...", ">\n\nSorry, no raises this year because that global thing that happened for a couple of days\n-Corporations", ">\n\nAlso, all of the products and services that aren't significantly impacted are going to receive price hikes regardless- which will stick around well-after the supply chain has normalized. Our ~~suckers~~ customers ~~are too dumb to notice~~ understand that our products and services have great value and we're always doing our best to stay competitive with the other sociopaths in the price-fixed industry.", ">\n\nDammit, again?", ">\n\nYES! THEY PUT IT BACK!!!", ">\n\nThis should be interesting, 2023 off to a good start :)", ">\n\nLooks like a lousy remake of couple of previous years...", ">\n\nI've already seen this season.", ">\n\nI feel like I’ve heard this somewhere before…", ">\n\nSounds like no one read the article... They were able to get the ship unstuck, and it didn't sound like it caused any blockage. So nothing to worry about, and nothing like the last blockage.", ">\n\nImagine the captains face right now though. Just think. They all hope it won't be them, but it had to be someone.", ">\n\n2023 writers getting lazy now.", ">\n\nHave we even recover from the last?" ]

[ "Here we go again...\nWhat do we do with a drunken sailor? What do we do we do with a drunken sailor? What do we do with a drunken sailor, early in the morning?", ">\n\nThrow em in the brig until they're sober", ">\n\nFeed 'em to the hungry rats for dinner.", ">\n\nAnd this is why I'll need to listen to the Drunken Whaler on repeat for some amount of time.", ">\n\nBetween this and the other things happening around the world it's like watching the events of the past 2-3 years replaying themselves.", ">\n\n\n\nSuez Canal blocked by a cargo ship ✅\n\n\nA high number of contagious tourists coming in from China ✅\n\n\nA defeated president's supporters storm a country's government buildings ✅\n\n\nYep, sounds familiar alright.", ">\n\nHistory repeats, no one learns from the past.", ">\n\nI just heard someone say, \"History doesn't repeat itself, but it does rhyme.\"", ">\n\nTime is a circle from a view except it's more like a staircase. And there's a shake at certain parts. \nHating the trudge upwards and always going around.", ">\n\nVonnegut or mcconaughey?", ">\n\n\"Canal traffic is unaffected, the canal authority's chairman Osama Rabie said.\"", ">\n\nCanal authority is what I call it when my wife bosses me around", ">\n\nNot again.", ">\n\nWhat next, a bowl of petunias?", ">\n\nWhat are you doing step-ship!?", ">\n\nI just need a quick tug.", ">\n\nHooray! Worldwide commerce meltdown again! Oh, wait, no, that one is bad...", ">\n\nSorry, no raises this year because that global thing that happened for a couple of days\n-Corporations", ">\n\nAlso, all of the products and services that aren't significantly impacted are going to receive price hikes regardless- which will stick around well-after the supply chain has normalized. Our ~~suckers~~ customers ~~are too dumb to notice~~ understand that our products and services have great value and we're always doing our best to stay competitive with the other sociopaths in the price-fixed industry.", ">\n\nDammit, again?", ">\n\n“Hey, I’ve seen this one! I’ve seen this one! This is a classic!”", ">\n\nAgain!?", ">\n\nYES! THEY PUT IT BACK!!!", ">\n\nImagine the captains face right now though. Just think. They all hope it won't be them, but it had to be someone.", ">\n\nI've already seen this season.", ">\n\n2023 writers getting lazy now.", ">\n\nI feel like I’ve heard this somewhere before…", ">\n\n:( why did it have to be a Ukrainian grain ship … they need the god damn money and the world needs their god damn grain .", ">\n\nAnd why does China need Ukrainian grain?", ">\n\nI’lll just leave this here.", ">\n\nThank you", ">\n\na.s.h.w.g.a.", ">\n\nThis should be interesting, 2023 off to a good start :)", ">\n\nLooks like a lousy remake of couple of previous years...", ">\n\nHave we even recover from the last?", ">\n\nI already saw this episode…", ">\n\nLet's gooooo.", ">\n\nThese idiots can't captain ships for shit", ">\n\nFrom the article: “It is currently unclear to what extent canal traffic is affected.”\nPretty sure that means it is badly affected.", ">\n\nAlso from the article:\n\nCanal traffic is unaffected, the canal authority's chairman Osama Rabie said.", ">\n\nIm not even lying, they changed/updated the article and now its 4x as long with much more info. Thanks.", ">\n\nI actually thought something like that happened. I don't think you're lying! I mean, that would be a weird thing to lie about.", ">\n\nFor f sake can the US just pay Egypt to build a fing second line already. Pretty sure the US could have paid Egypt to build 12 canals from the last wreck and now here we are again. Seriously Egypt doesn't have the money so just pay for it already so we don't have months long shipping crisis every year.", ">\n\nThis ignores both the history of the existing canal and the current megaprojects unfolding in egypt", ">\n\nWe've got another one, folks! 🎉🎉🎉🎉 (On a serious note, FOR FUCK'S SAKE!)", ">\n\nOh god please, Not again.", ">\n\nI bet my new tote bag was on there.", ">\n\nOn a ship carrying grain from Ukraine to China?", ">\n\n\nCanal traffic is unaffected, the canal authority's chairman Osama Rabie said.", ">\n\nIt’s like deja vu all over again.", ">\n\nAgain?", ">\n\nJesus, not again.", ">\n\noh no... not again.", ">\n\nhaha, yes!\nround 2", ">\n\nOkay, who decided to put history on loop?", ">\n\nCan anyone linke some radar site for ships? So we can track how \"bad\" it is?", ">\n\nOh no, not again.", ">\n\nLet's gooooo!", ">\n\nWe don’t need no stinkin supply chain!", ">\n\nEvergreen 2?", ">\n\nThis was a good episode of The Truman Show.", ">\n\nUkraine still exporting to China . Unfuckin real", ">\n\nGreat, now I will have to wait even longer for my container full of rubber dog poo", ">\n\nHere we go again...\nWhat do we do with a drunken sailor? What do we do we do with a drunken sailor? What do we do with a drunken sailor, early in the morning?", ">\n\nThrow em in the brig until they're sober", ">\n\nFeed 'em to the hungry rats for dinner.", ">\n\nPut them in bed with the captain's daughter", ">\n\nHave you seen the captain’s daughter (early in the morning)?", ">\n\nSober?", ">\n\nBetween this and the other things happening around the world it's like watching the events of the past 2-3 years replaying themselves.", ">\n\n\n\nShip stuck at the Suez Canal ✅\n\n\nA high number of contagious tourists coming in from China ✅\n\n\nA defeated president's supporters storm a country's government buildings ✅\n\n\nYep, sounds familiar alright.", ">\n\nHistory repeats, no one learns from the past.", ">\n\nI just heard someone say, \"History doesn't repeat itself, but it does rhyme.\"", ">\n\nRepeat Rap Battles of History! \n2020! Vs! 2023!\nBEGIN!", ">\n\nGreat now I gotta go listen to 40 ERBoH videos", ">\n\n\"Canal traffic is unaffected, the canal authority's chairman Osama Rabie said.\"", ">\n\nCanal authority is what I call it when my wife bosses me around", ">\n\nNo that one is without the C", ">\n\nNo, what you mean is when the morning coffee takes control", ">\n\nNot again.", ">\n\nWhat next, a bowl of petunias?", ">\n\n“Hey, I’ve seen this one! I’ve seen this one! This is a classic!”", ">\n\nWhat do you mean you’ve seen it, it’s brand new?", ">\n\nWhat are you doing step-ship!?", ">\n\nI just need a quick tug.", ">\n\nAgain!?", ">\n\nHooray! Worldwide commerce meltdown again! Oh, wait, no, that one is bad...", ">\n\nSorry, no raises this year because that global thing that happened for a couple of days\n-Corporations", ">\n\nAlso, all of the products and services that aren't significantly impacted are going to receive price hikes regardless- which will stick around well-after the supply chain has normalized. Our ~~suckers~~ customers ~~are too dumb to notice~~ understand that our products and services have great value and we're always doing our best to stay competitive with the other sociopaths in the price-fixed industry.", ">\n\nDammit, again?", ">\n\nYES! THEY PUT IT BACK!!!", ">\n\nThis should be interesting, 2023 off to a good start :)", ">\n\nLooks like a lousy remake of couple of previous years...", ">\n\nI've already seen this season.", ">\n\nI feel like I’ve heard this somewhere before…", ">\n\nSounds like no one read the article... They were able to get the ship unstuck, and it didn't sound like it caused any blockage. So nothing to worry about, and nothing like the last blockage.", ">\n\nImagine the captains face right now though. Just think. They all hope it won't be them, but it had to be someone.", ">\n\n2023 writers getting lazy now.", ">\n\nHave we even recover from the last?", ">\n\nI already saw this episode…" ]

[ "Here we go again...\nWhat do we do with a drunken sailor? What do we do we do with a drunken sailor? What do we do with a drunken sailor, early in the morning?", ">\n\nThrow em in the brig until they're sober", ">\n\nFeed 'em to the hungry rats for dinner.", ">\n\nAnd this is why I'll need to listen to the Drunken Whaler on repeat for some amount of time.", ">\n\nBetween this and the other things happening around the world it's like watching the events of the past 2-3 years replaying themselves.", ">\n\n\n\nSuez Canal blocked by a cargo ship ✅\n\n\nA high number of contagious tourists coming in from China ✅\n\n\nA defeated president's supporters storm a country's government buildings ✅\n\n\nYep, sounds familiar alright.", ">\n\nHistory repeats, no one learns from the past.", ">\n\nI just heard someone say, \"History doesn't repeat itself, but it does rhyme.\"", ">\n\nTime is a circle from a view except it's more like a staircase. And there's a shake at certain parts. \nHating the trudge upwards and always going around.", ">\n\nVonnegut or mcconaughey?", ">\n\n\"Canal traffic is unaffected, the canal authority's chairman Osama Rabie said.\"", ">\n\nCanal authority is what I call it when my wife bosses me around", ">\n\nNot again.", ">\n\nWhat next, a bowl of petunias?", ">\n\nWhat are you doing step-ship!?", ">\n\nI just need a quick tug.", ">\n\nHooray! Worldwide commerce meltdown again! Oh, wait, no, that one is bad...", ">\n\nSorry, no raises this year because that global thing that happened for a couple of days\n-Corporations", ">\n\nAlso, all of the products and services that aren't significantly impacted are going to receive price hikes regardless- which will stick around well-after the supply chain has normalized. Our ~~suckers~~ customers ~~are too dumb to notice~~ understand that our products and services have great value and we're always doing our best to stay competitive with the other sociopaths in the price-fixed industry.", ">\n\nDammit, again?", ">\n\n“Hey, I’ve seen this one! I’ve seen this one! This is a classic!”", ">\n\nAgain!?", ">\n\nYES! THEY PUT IT BACK!!!", ">\n\nImagine the captains face right now though. Just think. They all hope it won't be them, but it had to be someone.", ">\n\nI've already seen this season.", ">\n\n2023 writers getting lazy now.", ">\n\nI feel like I’ve heard this somewhere before…", ">\n\n:( why did it have to be a Ukrainian grain ship … they need the god damn money and the world needs their god damn grain .", ">\n\nAnd why does China need Ukrainian grain?", ">\n\nI’lll just leave this here.", ">\n\nThank you", ">\n\na.s.h.w.g.a.", ">\n\nThis should be interesting, 2023 off to a good start :)", ">\n\nLooks like a lousy remake of couple of previous years...", ">\n\nHave we even recover from the last?", ">\n\nI already saw this episode…", ">\n\nLet's gooooo.", ">\n\nThese idiots can't captain ships for shit", ">\n\nFrom the article: “It is currently unclear to what extent canal traffic is affected.”\nPretty sure that means it is badly affected.", ">\n\nAlso from the article:\n\nCanal traffic is unaffected, the canal authority's chairman Osama Rabie said.", ">\n\nIm not even lying, they changed/updated the article and now its 4x as long with much more info. Thanks.", ">\n\nI actually thought something like that happened. I don't think you're lying! I mean, that would be a weird thing to lie about.", ">\n\nFor f sake can the US just pay Egypt to build a fing second line already. Pretty sure the US could have paid Egypt to build 12 canals from the last wreck and now here we are again. Seriously Egypt doesn't have the money so just pay for it already so we don't have months long shipping crisis every year.", ">\n\nThis ignores both the history of the existing canal and the current megaprojects unfolding in egypt", ">\n\nWe've got another one, folks! 🎉🎉🎉🎉 (On a serious note, FOR FUCK'S SAKE!)", ">\n\nOh god please, Not again.", ">\n\nI bet my new tote bag was on there.", ">\n\nOn a ship carrying grain from Ukraine to China?", ">\n\n\nCanal traffic is unaffected, the canal authority's chairman Osama Rabie said.", ">\n\nIt’s like deja vu all over again.", ">\n\nAgain?", ">\n\nJesus, not again.", ">\n\noh no... not again.", ">\n\nhaha, yes!\nround 2", ">\n\nOkay, who decided to put history on loop?", ">\n\nCan anyone linke some radar site for ships? So we can track how \"bad\" it is?", ">\n\nOh no, not again.", ">\n\nLet's gooooo!", ">\n\nWe don’t need no stinkin supply chain!", ">\n\nEvergreen 2?", ">\n\nThis was a good episode of The Truman Show.", ">\n\nUkraine still exporting to China . Unfuckin real", ">\n\nGreat, now I will have to wait even longer for my container full of rubber dog poo", ">\n\nHere we go again...\nWhat do we do with a drunken sailor? What do we do we do with a drunken sailor? What do we do with a drunken sailor, early in the morning?", ">\n\nThrow em in the brig until they're sober", ">\n\nFeed 'em to the hungry rats for dinner.", ">\n\nPut them in bed with the captain's daughter", ">\n\nHave you seen the captain’s daughter (early in the morning)?", ">\n\nSober?", ">\n\nBetween this and the other things happening around the world it's like watching the events of the past 2-3 years replaying themselves.", ">\n\n\n\nShip stuck at the Suez Canal ✅\n\n\nA high number of contagious tourists coming in from China ✅\n\n\nA defeated president's supporters storm a country's government buildings ✅\n\n\nYep, sounds familiar alright.", ">\n\nHistory repeats, no one learns from the past.", ">\n\nI just heard someone say, \"History doesn't repeat itself, but it does rhyme.\"", ">\n\nRepeat Rap Battles of History! \n2020! Vs! 2023!\nBEGIN!", ">\n\nGreat now I gotta go listen to 40 ERBoH videos", ">\n\n\"Canal traffic is unaffected, the canal authority's chairman Osama Rabie said.\"", ">\n\nCanal authority is what I call it when my wife bosses me around", ">\n\nNo that one is without the C", ">\n\nNo, what you mean is when the morning coffee takes control", ">\n\nNot again.", ">\n\nWhat next, a bowl of petunias?", ">\n\n“Hey, I’ve seen this one! I’ve seen this one! This is a classic!”", ">\n\nWhat do you mean you’ve seen it, it’s brand new?", ">\n\nWhat are you doing step-ship!?", ">\n\nI just need a quick tug.", ">\n\nAgain!?", ">\n\nHooray! Worldwide commerce meltdown again! Oh, wait, no, that one is bad...", ">\n\nSorry, no raises this year because that global thing that happened for a couple of days\n-Corporations", ">\n\nAlso, all of the products and services that aren't significantly impacted are going to receive price hikes regardless- which will stick around well-after the supply chain has normalized. Our ~~suckers~~ customers ~~are too dumb to notice~~ understand that our products and services have great value and we're always doing our best to stay competitive with the other sociopaths in the price-fixed industry.", ">\n\nDammit, again?", ">\n\nYES! THEY PUT IT BACK!!!", ">\n\nThis should be interesting, 2023 off to a good start :)", ">\n\nLooks like a lousy remake of couple of previous years...", ">\n\nI've already seen this season.", ">\n\nI feel like I’ve heard this somewhere before…", ">\n\nSounds like no one read the article... They were able to get the ship unstuck, and it didn't sound like it caused any blockage. So nothing to worry about, and nothing like the last blockage.", ">\n\nImagine the captains face right now though. Just think. They all hope it won't be them, but it had to be someone.", ">\n\n2023 writers getting lazy now.", ">\n\nHave we even recover from the last?", ">\n\nI already saw this episode…", ">\n\nIt got up and left, why is everyone confused?" ]

[ "Here we go again...\nWhat do we do with a drunken sailor? What do we do we do with a drunken sailor? What do we do with a drunken sailor, early in the morning?", ">\n\nThrow em in the brig until they're sober", ">\n\nFeed 'em to the hungry rats for dinner.", ">\n\nAnd this is why I'll need to listen to the Drunken Whaler on repeat for some amount of time.", ">\n\nBetween this and the other things happening around the world it's like watching the events of the past 2-3 years replaying themselves.", ">\n\n\n\nSuez Canal blocked by a cargo ship ✅\n\n\nA high number of contagious tourists coming in from China ✅\n\n\nA defeated president's supporters storm a country's government buildings ✅\n\n\nYep, sounds familiar alright.", ">\n\nHistory repeats, no one learns from the past.", ">\n\nI just heard someone say, \"History doesn't repeat itself, but it does rhyme.\"", ">\n\nTime is a circle from a view except it's more like a staircase. And there's a shake at certain parts. \nHating the trudge upwards and always going around.", ">\n\nVonnegut or mcconaughey?", ">\n\n\"Canal traffic is unaffected, the canal authority's chairman Osama Rabie said.\"", ">\n\nCanal authority is what I call it when my wife bosses me around", ">\n\nNot again.", ">\n\nWhat next, a bowl of petunias?", ">\n\nWhat are you doing step-ship!?", ">\n\nI just need a quick tug.", ">\n\nHooray! Worldwide commerce meltdown again! Oh, wait, no, that one is bad...", ">\n\nSorry, no raises this year because that global thing that happened for a couple of days\n-Corporations", ">\n\nAlso, all of the products and services that aren't significantly impacted are going to receive price hikes regardless- which will stick around well-after the supply chain has normalized. Our ~~suckers~~ customers ~~are too dumb to notice~~ understand that our products and services have great value and we're always doing our best to stay competitive with the other sociopaths in the price-fixed industry.", ">\n\nDammit, again?", ">\n\n“Hey, I’ve seen this one! I’ve seen this one! This is a classic!”", ">\n\nAgain!?", ">\n\nYES! THEY PUT IT BACK!!!", ">\n\nImagine the captains face right now though. Just think. They all hope it won't be them, but it had to be someone.", ">\n\nI've already seen this season.", ">\n\n2023 writers getting lazy now.", ">\n\nI feel like I’ve heard this somewhere before…", ">\n\n:( why did it have to be a Ukrainian grain ship … they need the god damn money and the world needs their god damn grain .", ">\n\nAnd why does China need Ukrainian grain?", ">\n\nI’lll just leave this here.", ">\n\nThank you", ">\n\na.s.h.w.g.a.", ">\n\nThis should be interesting, 2023 off to a good start :)", ">\n\nLooks like a lousy remake of couple of previous years...", ">\n\nHave we even recover from the last?", ">\n\nI already saw this episode…", ">\n\nLet's gooooo.", ">\n\nThese idiots can't captain ships for shit", ">\n\nFrom the article: “It is currently unclear to what extent canal traffic is affected.”\nPretty sure that means it is badly affected.", ">\n\nAlso from the article:\n\nCanal traffic is unaffected, the canal authority's chairman Osama Rabie said.", ">\n\nIm not even lying, they changed/updated the article and now its 4x as long with much more info. Thanks.", ">\n\nI actually thought something like that happened. I don't think you're lying! I mean, that would be a weird thing to lie about.", ">\n\nFor f sake can the US just pay Egypt to build a fing second line already. Pretty sure the US could have paid Egypt to build 12 canals from the last wreck and now here we are again. Seriously Egypt doesn't have the money so just pay for it already so we don't have months long shipping crisis every year.", ">\n\nThis ignores both the history of the existing canal and the current megaprojects unfolding in egypt", ">\n\nWe've got another one, folks! 🎉🎉🎉🎉 (On a serious note, FOR FUCK'S SAKE!)", ">\n\nOh god please, Not again.", ">\n\nI bet my new tote bag was on there.", ">\n\nOn a ship carrying grain from Ukraine to China?", ">\n\n\nCanal traffic is unaffected, the canal authority's chairman Osama Rabie said.", ">\n\nIt’s like deja vu all over again.", ">\n\nAgain?", ">\n\nJesus, not again.", ">\n\noh no... not again.", ">\n\nhaha, yes!\nround 2", ">\n\nOkay, who decided to put history on loop?", ">\n\nCan anyone linke some radar site for ships? So we can track how \"bad\" it is?", ">\n\nOh no, not again.", ">\n\nLet's gooooo!", ">\n\nWe don’t need no stinkin supply chain!", ">\n\nEvergreen 2?", ">\n\nThis was a good episode of The Truman Show.", ">\n\nUkraine still exporting to China . Unfuckin real", ">\n\nGreat, now I will have to wait even longer for my container full of rubber dog poo", ">\n\nHere we go again...\nWhat do we do with a drunken sailor? What do we do we do with a drunken sailor? What do we do with a drunken sailor, early in the morning?", ">\n\nThrow em in the brig until they're sober", ">\n\nFeed 'em to the hungry rats for dinner.", ">\n\nPut them in bed with the captain's daughter", ">\n\nHave you seen the captain’s daughter (early in the morning)?", ">\n\nSober?", ">\n\nBetween this and the other things happening around the world it's like watching the events of the past 2-3 years replaying themselves.", ">\n\n\n\nShip stuck at the Suez Canal ✅\n\n\nA high number of contagious tourists coming in from China ✅\n\n\nA defeated president's supporters storm a country's government buildings ✅\n\n\nYep, sounds familiar alright.", ">\n\nHistory repeats, no one learns from the past.", ">\n\nI just heard someone say, \"History doesn't repeat itself, but it does rhyme.\"", ">\n\nRepeat Rap Battles of History! \n2020! Vs! 2023!\nBEGIN!", ">\n\nGreat now I gotta go listen to 40 ERBoH videos", ">\n\n\"Canal traffic is unaffected, the canal authority's chairman Osama Rabie said.\"", ">\n\nCanal authority is what I call it when my wife bosses me around", ">\n\nNo that one is without the C", ">\n\nNo, what you mean is when the morning coffee takes control", ">\n\nNot again.", ">\n\nWhat next, a bowl of petunias?", ">\n\n“Hey, I’ve seen this one! I’ve seen this one! This is a classic!”", ">\n\nWhat do you mean you’ve seen it, it’s brand new?", ">\n\nWhat are you doing step-ship!?", ">\n\nI just need a quick tug.", ">\n\nAgain!?", ">\n\nHooray! Worldwide commerce meltdown again! Oh, wait, no, that one is bad...", ">\n\nSorry, no raises this year because that global thing that happened for a couple of days\n-Corporations", ">\n\nAlso, all of the products and services that aren't significantly impacted are going to receive price hikes regardless- which will stick around well-after the supply chain has normalized. Our ~~suckers~~ customers ~~are too dumb to notice~~ understand that our products and services have great value and we're always doing our best to stay competitive with the other sociopaths in the price-fixed industry.", ">\n\nDammit, again?", ">\n\nYES! THEY PUT IT BACK!!!", ">\n\nThis should be interesting, 2023 off to a good start :)", ">\n\nLooks like a lousy remake of couple of previous years...", ">\n\nI've already seen this season.", ">\n\nI feel like I’ve heard this somewhere before…", ">\n\nSounds like no one read the article... They were able to get the ship unstuck, and it didn't sound like it caused any blockage. So nothing to worry about, and nothing like the last blockage.", ">\n\nImagine the captains face right now though. Just think. They all hope it won't be them, but it had to be someone.", ">\n\n2023 writers getting lazy now.", ">\n\nHave we even recover from the last?", ">\n\nI already saw this episode…", ">\n\nIt got up and left, why is everyone confused?", ">\n\nNobody asked for a sequel to Attack of the Crab Monsters (1957)." ]

[ "Here we go again...\nWhat do we do with a drunken sailor? What do we do we do with a drunken sailor? What do we do with a drunken sailor, early in the morning?", ">\n\nThrow em in the brig until they're sober", ">\n\nFeed 'em to the hungry rats for dinner.", ">\n\nAnd this is why I'll need to listen to the Drunken Whaler on repeat for some amount of time.", ">\n\nBetween this and the other things happening around the world it's like watching the events of the past 2-3 years replaying themselves.", ">\n\n\n\nSuez Canal blocked by a cargo ship ✅\n\n\nA high number of contagious tourists coming in from China ✅\n\n\nA defeated president's supporters storm a country's government buildings ✅\n\n\nYep, sounds familiar alright.", ">\n\nHistory repeats, no one learns from the past.", ">\n\nI just heard someone say, \"History doesn't repeat itself, but it does rhyme.\"", ">\n\nTime is a circle from a view except it's more like a staircase. And there's a shake at certain parts. \nHating the trudge upwards and always going around.", ">\n\nVonnegut or mcconaughey?", ">\n\n\"Canal traffic is unaffected, the canal authority's chairman Osama Rabie said.\"", ">\n\nCanal authority is what I call it when my wife bosses me around", ">\n\nNot again.", ">\n\nWhat next, a bowl of petunias?", ">\n\nWhat are you doing step-ship!?", ">\n\nI just need a quick tug.", ">\n\nHooray! Worldwide commerce meltdown again! Oh, wait, no, that one is bad...", ">\n\nSorry, no raises this year because that global thing that happened for a couple of days\n-Corporations", ">\n\nAlso, all of the products and services that aren't significantly impacted are going to receive price hikes regardless- which will stick around well-after the supply chain has normalized. Our ~~suckers~~ customers ~~are too dumb to notice~~ understand that our products and services have great value and we're always doing our best to stay competitive with the other sociopaths in the price-fixed industry.", ">\n\nDammit, again?", ">\n\n“Hey, I’ve seen this one! I’ve seen this one! This is a classic!”", ">\n\nAgain!?", ">\n\nYES! THEY PUT IT BACK!!!", ">\n\nImagine the captains face right now though. Just think. They all hope it won't be them, but it had to be someone.", ">\n\nI've already seen this season.", ">\n\n2023 writers getting lazy now.", ">\n\nI feel like I’ve heard this somewhere before…", ">\n\n:( why did it have to be a Ukrainian grain ship … they need the god damn money and the world needs their god damn grain .", ">\n\nAnd why does China need Ukrainian grain?", ">\n\nI’lll just leave this here.", ">\n\nThank you", ">\n\na.s.h.w.g.a.", ">\n\nThis should be interesting, 2023 off to a good start :)", ">\n\nLooks like a lousy remake of couple of previous years...", ">\n\nHave we even recover from the last?", ">\n\nI already saw this episode…", ">\n\nLet's gooooo.", ">\n\nThese idiots can't captain ships for shit", ">\n\nFrom the article: “It is currently unclear to what extent canal traffic is affected.”\nPretty sure that means it is badly affected.", ">\n\nAlso from the article:\n\nCanal traffic is unaffected, the canal authority's chairman Osama Rabie said.", ">\n\nIm not even lying, they changed/updated the article and now its 4x as long with much more info. Thanks.", ">\n\nI actually thought something like that happened. I don't think you're lying! I mean, that would be a weird thing to lie about.", ">\n\nFor f sake can the US just pay Egypt to build a fing second line already. Pretty sure the US could have paid Egypt to build 12 canals from the last wreck and now here we are again. Seriously Egypt doesn't have the money so just pay for it already so we don't have months long shipping crisis every year.", ">\n\nThis ignores both the history of the existing canal and the current megaprojects unfolding in egypt", ">\n\nWe've got another one, folks! 🎉🎉🎉🎉 (On a serious note, FOR FUCK'S SAKE!)", ">\n\nOh god please, Not again.", ">\n\nI bet my new tote bag was on there.", ">\n\nOn a ship carrying grain from Ukraine to China?", ">\n\n\nCanal traffic is unaffected, the canal authority's chairman Osama Rabie said.", ">\n\nIt’s like deja vu all over again.", ">\n\nAgain?", ">\n\nJesus, not again.", ">\n\noh no... not again.", ">\n\nhaha, yes!\nround 2", ">\n\nOkay, who decided to put history on loop?", ">\n\nCan anyone linke some radar site for ships? So we can track how \"bad\" it is?", ">\n\nOh no, not again.", ">\n\nLet's gooooo!", ">\n\nWe don’t need no stinkin supply chain!", ">\n\nEvergreen 2?", ">\n\nThis was a good episode of The Truman Show.", ">\n\nUkraine still exporting to China . Unfuckin real", ">\n\nGreat, now I will have to wait even longer for my container full of rubber dog poo", ">\n\nHere we go again...\nWhat do we do with a drunken sailor? What do we do we do with a drunken sailor? What do we do with a drunken sailor, early in the morning?", ">\n\nThrow em in the brig until they're sober", ">\n\nFeed 'em to the hungry rats for dinner.", ">\n\nPut them in bed with the captain's daughter", ">\n\nHave you seen the captain’s daughter (early in the morning)?", ">\n\nSober?", ">\n\nBetween this and the other things happening around the world it's like watching the events of the past 2-3 years replaying themselves.", ">\n\n\n\nShip stuck at the Suez Canal ✅\n\n\nA high number of contagious tourists coming in from China ✅\n\n\nA defeated president's supporters storm a country's government buildings ✅\n\n\nYep, sounds familiar alright.", ">\n\nHistory repeats, no one learns from the past.", ">\n\nI just heard someone say, \"History doesn't repeat itself, but it does rhyme.\"", ">\n\nRepeat Rap Battles of History! \n2020! Vs! 2023!\nBEGIN!", ">\n\nGreat now I gotta go listen to 40 ERBoH videos", ">\n\n\"Canal traffic is unaffected, the canal authority's chairman Osama Rabie said.\"", ">\n\nCanal authority is what I call it when my wife bosses me around", ">\n\nNo that one is without the C", ">\n\nNo, what you mean is when the morning coffee takes control", ">\n\nNot again.", ">\n\nWhat next, a bowl of petunias?", ">\n\n“Hey, I’ve seen this one! I’ve seen this one! This is a classic!”", ">\n\nWhat do you mean you’ve seen it, it’s brand new?", ">\n\nWhat are you doing step-ship!?", ">\n\nI just need a quick tug.", ">\n\nAgain!?", ">\n\nHooray! Worldwide commerce meltdown again! Oh, wait, no, that one is bad...", ">\n\nSorry, no raises this year because that global thing that happened for a couple of days\n-Corporations", ">\n\nAlso, all of the products and services that aren't significantly impacted are going to receive price hikes regardless- which will stick around well-after the supply chain has normalized. Our ~~suckers~~ customers ~~are too dumb to notice~~ understand that our products and services have great value and we're always doing our best to stay competitive with the other sociopaths in the price-fixed industry.", ">\n\nDammit, again?", ">\n\nYES! THEY PUT IT BACK!!!", ">\n\nThis should be interesting, 2023 off to a good start :)", ">\n\nLooks like a lousy remake of couple of previous years...", ">\n\nI've already seen this season.", ">\n\nI feel like I’ve heard this somewhere before…", ">\n\nSounds like no one read the article... They were able to get the ship unstuck, and it didn't sound like it caused any blockage. So nothing to worry about, and nothing like the last blockage.", ">\n\nImagine the captains face right now though. Just think. They all hope it won't be them, but it had to be someone.", ">\n\n2023 writers getting lazy now.", ">\n\nHave we even recover from the last?", ">\n\nI already saw this episode…", ">\n\nIt got up and left, why is everyone confused?", ">\n\nNobody asked for a sequel to Attack of the Crab Monsters (1957).", ">\n\nI’lll just leave this here." ]

[ "Here we go again...\nWhat do we do with a drunken sailor? What do we do we do with a drunken sailor? What do we do with a drunken sailor, early in the morning?", ">\n\nThrow em in the brig until they're sober", ">\n\nFeed 'em to the hungry rats for dinner.", ">\n\nAnd this is why I'll need to listen to the Drunken Whaler on repeat for some amount of time.", ">\n\nBetween this and the other things happening around the world it's like watching the events of the past 2-3 years replaying themselves.", ">\n\n\n\nSuez Canal blocked by a cargo ship ✅\n\n\nA high number of contagious tourists coming in from China ✅\n\n\nA defeated president's supporters storm a country's government buildings ✅\n\n\nYep, sounds familiar alright.", ">\n\nHistory repeats, no one learns from the past.", ">\n\nI just heard someone say, \"History doesn't repeat itself, but it does rhyme.\"", ">\n\nTime is a circle from a view except it's more like a staircase. And there's a shake at certain parts. \nHating the trudge upwards and always going around.", ">\n\nVonnegut or mcconaughey?", ">\n\n\"Canal traffic is unaffected, the canal authority's chairman Osama Rabie said.\"", ">\n\nCanal authority is what I call it when my wife bosses me around", ">\n\nNot again.", ">\n\nWhat next, a bowl of petunias?", ">\n\nWhat are you doing step-ship!?", ">\n\nI just need a quick tug.", ">\n\nHooray! Worldwide commerce meltdown again! Oh, wait, no, that one is bad...", ">\n\nSorry, no raises this year because that global thing that happened for a couple of days\n-Corporations", ">\n\nAlso, all of the products and services that aren't significantly impacted are going to receive price hikes regardless- which will stick around well-after the supply chain has normalized. Our ~~suckers~~ customers ~~are too dumb to notice~~ understand that our products and services have great value and we're always doing our best to stay competitive with the other sociopaths in the price-fixed industry.", ">\n\nDammit, again?", ">\n\n“Hey, I’ve seen this one! I’ve seen this one! This is a classic!”", ">\n\nAgain!?", ">\n\nYES! THEY PUT IT BACK!!!", ">\n\nImagine the captains face right now though. Just think. They all hope it won't be them, but it had to be someone.", ">\n\nI've already seen this season.", ">\n\n2023 writers getting lazy now.", ">\n\nI feel like I’ve heard this somewhere before…", ">\n\n:( why did it have to be a Ukrainian grain ship … they need the god damn money and the world needs their god damn grain .", ">\n\nAnd why does China need Ukrainian grain?", ">\n\nI’lll just leave this here.", ">\n\nThank you", ">\n\na.s.h.w.g.a.", ">\n\nThis should be interesting, 2023 off to a good start :)", ">\n\nLooks like a lousy remake of couple of previous years...", ">\n\nHave we even recover from the last?", ">\n\nI already saw this episode…", ">\n\nLet's gooooo.", ">\n\nThese idiots can't captain ships for shit", ">\n\nFrom the article: “It is currently unclear to what extent canal traffic is affected.”\nPretty sure that means it is badly affected.", ">\n\nAlso from the article:\n\nCanal traffic is unaffected, the canal authority's chairman Osama Rabie said.", ">\n\nIm not even lying, they changed/updated the article and now its 4x as long with much more info. Thanks.", ">\n\nI actually thought something like that happened. I don't think you're lying! I mean, that would be a weird thing to lie about.", ">\n\nFor f sake can the US just pay Egypt to build a fing second line already. Pretty sure the US could have paid Egypt to build 12 canals from the last wreck and now here we are again. Seriously Egypt doesn't have the money so just pay for it already so we don't have months long shipping crisis every year.", ">\n\nThis ignores both the history of the existing canal and the current megaprojects unfolding in egypt", ">\n\nWe've got another one, folks! 🎉🎉🎉🎉 (On a serious note, FOR FUCK'S SAKE!)", ">\n\nOh god please, Not again.", ">\n\nI bet my new tote bag was on there.", ">\n\nOn a ship carrying grain from Ukraine to China?", ">\n\n\nCanal traffic is unaffected, the canal authority's chairman Osama Rabie said.", ">\n\nIt’s like deja vu all over again.", ">\n\nAgain?", ">\n\nJesus, not again.", ">\n\noh no... not again.", ">\n\nhaha, yes!\nround 2", ">\n\nOkay, who decided to put history on loop?", ">\n\nCan anyone linke some radar site for ships? So we can track how \"bad\" it is?", ">\n\nOh no, not again.", ">\n\nLet's gooooo!", ">\n\nWe don’t need no stinkin supply chain!", ">\n\nEvergreen 2?", ">\n\nThis was a good episode of The Truman Show.", ">\n\nUkraine still exporting to China . Unfuckin real", ">\n\nGreat, now I will have to wait even longer for my container full of rubber dog poo", ">\n\nHere we go again...\nWhat do we do with a drunken sailor? What do we do we do with a drunken sailor? What do we do with a drunken sailor, early in the morning?", ">\n\nThrow em in the brig until they're sober", ">\n\nFeed 'em to the hungry rats for dinner.", ">\n\nPut them in bed with the captain's daughter", ">\n\nHave you seen the captain’s daughter (early in the morning)?", ">\n\nSober?", ">\n\nBetween this and the other things happening around the world it's like watching the events of the past 2-3 years replaying themselves.", ">\n\n\n\nShip stuck at the Suez Canal ✅\n\n\nA high number of contagious tourists coming in from China ✅\n\n\nA defeated president's supporters storm a country's government buildings ✅\n\n\nYep, sounds familiar alright.", ">\n\nHistory repeats, no one learns from the past.", ">\n\nI just heard someone say, \"History doesn't repeat itself, but it does rhyme.\"", ">\n\nRepeat Rap Battles of History! \n2020! Vs! 2023!\nBEGIN!", ">\n\nGreat now I gotta go listen to 40 ERBoH videos", ">\n\n\"Canal traffic is unaffected, the canal authority's chairman Osama Rabie said.\"", ">\n\nCanal authority is what I call it when my wife bosses me around", ">\n\nNo that one is without the C", ">\n\nNo, what you mean is when the morning coffee takes control", ">\n\nNot again.", ">\n\nWhat next, a bowl of petunias?", ">\n\n“Hey, I’ve seen this one! I’ve seen this one! This is a classic!”", ">\n\nWhat do you mean you’ve seen it, it’s brand new?", ">\n\nWhat are you doing step-ship!?", ">\n\nI just need a quick tug.", ">\n\nAgain!?", ">\n\nHooray! Worldwide commerce meltdown again! Oh, wait, no, that one is bad...", ">\n\nSorry, no raises this year because that global thing that happened for a couple of days\n-Corporations", ">\n\nAlso, all of the products and services that aren't significantly impacted are going to receive price hikes regardless- which will stick around well-after the supply chain has normalized. Our ~~suckers~~ customers ~~are too dumb to notice~~ understand that our products and services have great value and we're always doing our best to stay competitive with the other sociopaths in the price-fixed industry.", ">\n\nDammit, again?", ">\n\nYES! THEY PUT IT BACK!!!", ">\n\nThis should be interesting, 2023 off to a good start :)", ">\n\nLooks like a lousy remake of couple of previous years...", ">\n\nI've already seen this season.", ">\n\nI feel like I’ve heard this somewhere before…", ">\n\nSounds like no one read the article... They were able to get the ship unstuck, and it didn't sound like it caused any blockage. So nothing to worry about, and nothing like the last blockage.", ">\n\nImagine the captains face right now though. Just think. They all hope it won't be them, but it had to be someone.", ">\n\n2023 writers getting lazy now.", ">\n\nHave we even recover from the last?", ">\n\nI already saw this episode…", ">\n\nIt got up and left, why is everyone confused?", ">\n\nNobody asked for a sequel to Attack of the Crab Monsters (1957).", ">\n\nI’lll just leave this here.", ">\n\nThank you" ]

[ "Here we go again...\nWhat do we do with a drunken sailor? What do we do we do with a drunken sailor? What do we do with a drunken sailor, early in the morning?", ">\n\nThrow em in the brig until they're sober", ">\n\nFeed 'em to the hungry rats for dinner.", ">\n\nAnd this is why I'll need to listen to the Drunken Whaler on repeat for some amount of time.", ">\n\nBetween this and the other things happening around the world it's like watching the events of the past 2-3 years replaying themselves.", ">\n\n\n\nSuez Canal blocked by a cargo ship ✅\n\n\nA high number of contagious tourists coming in from China ✅\n\n\nA defeated president's supporters storm a country's government buildings ✅\n\n\nYep, sounds familiar alright.", ">\n\nHistory repeats, no one learns from the past.", ">\n\nI just heard someone say, \"History doesn't repeat itself, but it does rhyme.\"", ">\n\nTime is a circle from a view except it's more like a staircase. And there's a shake at certain parts. \nHating the trudge upwards and always going around.", ">\n\nVonnegut or mcconaughey?", ">\n\n\"Canal traffic is unaffected, the canal authority's chairman Osama Rabie said.\"", ">\n\nCanal authority is what I call it when my wife bosses me around", ">\n\nNot again.", ">\n\nWhat next, a bowl of petunias?", ">\n\nWhat are you doing step-ship!?", ">\n\nI just need a quick tug.", ">\n\nHooray! Worldwide commerce meltdown again! Oh, wait, no, that one is bad...", ">\n\nSorry, no raises this year because that global thing that happened for a couple of days\n-Corporations", ">\n\nAlso, all of the products and services that aren't significantly impacted are going to receive price hikes regardless- which will stick around well-after the supply chain has normalized. Our ~~suckers~~ customers ~~are too dumb to notice~~ understand that our products and services have great value and we're always doing our best to stay competitive with the other sociopaths in the price-fixed industry.", ">\n\nDammit, again?", ">\n\n“Hey, I’ve seen this one! I’ve seen this one! This is a classic!”", ">\n\nAgain!?", ">\n\nYES! THEY PUT IT BACK!!!", ">\n\nImagine the captains face right now though. Just think. They all hope it won't be them, but it had to be someone.", ">\n\nI've already seen this season.", ">\n\n2023 writers getting lazy now.", ">\n\nI feel like I’ve heard this somewhere before…", ">\n\n:( why did it have to be a Ukrainian grain ship … they need the god damn money and the world needs their god damn grain .", ">\n\nAnd why does China need Ukrainian grain?", ">\n\nI’lll just leave this here.", ">\n\nThank you", ">\n\na.s.h.w.g.a.", ">\n\nThis should be interesting, 2023 off to a good start :)", ">\n\nLooks like a lousy remake of couple of previous years...", ">\n\nHave we even recover from the last?", ">\n\nI already saw this episode…", ">\n\nLet's gooooo.", ">\n\nThese idiots can't captain ships for shit", ">\n\nFrom the article: “It is currently unclear to what extent canal traffic is affected.”\nPretty sure that means it is badly affected.", ">\n\nAlso from the article:\n\nCanal traffic is unaffected, the canal authority's chairman Osama Rabie said.", ">\n\nIm not even lying, they changed/updated the article and now its 4x as long with much more info. Thanks.", ">\n\nI actually thought something like that happened. I don't think you're lying! I mean, that would be a weird thing to lie about.", ">\n\nFor f sake can the US just pay Egypt to build a fing second line already. Pretty sure the US could have paid Egypt to build 12 canals from the last wreck and now here we are again. Seriously Egypt doesn't have the money so just pay for it already so we don't have months long shipping crisis every year.", ">\n\nThis ignores both the history of the existing canal and the current megaprojects unfolding in egypt", ">\n\nWe've got another one, folks! 🎉🎉🎉🎉 (On a serious note, FOR FUCK'S SAKE!)", ">\n\nOh god please, Not again.", ">\n\nI bet my new tote bag was on there.", ">\n\nOn a ship carrying grain from Ukraine to China?", ">\n\n\nCanal traffic is unaffected, the canal authority's chairman Osama Rabie said.", ">\n\nIt’s like deja vu all over again.", ">\n\nAgain?", ">\n\nJesus, not again.", ">\n\noh no... not again.", ">\n\nhaha, yes!\nround 2", ">\n\nOkay, who decided to put history on loop?", ">\n\nCan anyone linke some radar site for ships? So we can track how \"bad\" it is?", ">\n\nOh no, not again.", ">\n\nLet's gooooo!", ">\n\nWe don’t need no stinkin supply chain!", ">\n\nEvergreen 2?", ">\n\nThis was a good episode of The Truman Show.", ">\n\nUkraine still exporting to China . Unfuckin real", ">\n\nGreat, now I will have to wait even longer for my container full of rubber dog poo", ">\n\nHere we go again...\nWhat do we do with a drunken sailor? What do we do we do with a drunken sailor? What do we do with a drunken sailor, early in the morning?", ">\n\nThrow em in the brig until they're sober", ">\n\nFeed 'em to the hungry rats for dinner.", ">\n\nPut them in bed with the captain's daughter", ">\n\nHave you seen the captain’s daughter (early in the morning)?", ">\n\nSober?", ">\n\nBetween this and the other things happening around the world it's like watching the events of the past 2-3 years replaying themselves.", ">\n\n\n\nShip stuck at the Suez Canal ✅\n\n\nA high number of contagious tourists coming in from China ✅\n\n\nA defeated president's supporters storm a country's government buildings ✅\n\n\nYep, sounds familiar alright.", ">\n\nHistory repeats, no one learns from the past.", ">\n\nI just heard someone say, \"History doesn't repeat itself, but it does rhyme.\"", ">\n\nRepeat Rap Battles of History! \n2020! Vs! 2023!\nBEGIN!", ">\n\nGreat now I gotta go listen to 40 ERBoH videos", ">\n\n\"Canal traffic is unaffected, the canal authority's chairman Osama Rabie said.\"", ">\n\nCanal authority is what I call it when my wife bosses me around", ">\n\nNo that one is without the C", ">\n\nNo, what you mean is when the morning coffee takes control", ">\n\nNot again.", ">\n\nWhat next, a bowl of petunias?", ">\n\n“Hey, I’ve seen this one! I’ve seen this one! This is a classic!”", ">\n\nWhat do you mean you’ve seen it, it’s brand new?", ">\n\nWhat are you doing step-ship!?", ">\n\nI just need a quick tug.", ">\n\nAgain!?", ">\n\nHooray! Worldwide commerce meltdown again! Oh, wait, no, that one is bad...", ">\n\nSorry, no raises this year because that global thing that happened for a couple of days\n-Corporations", ">\n\nAlso, all of the products and services that aren't significantly impacted are going to receive price hikes regardless- which will stick around well-after the supply chain has normalized. Our ~~suckers~~ customers ~~are too dumb to notice~~ understand that our products and services have great value and we're always doing our best to stay competitive with the other sociopaths in the price-fixed industry.", ">\n\nDammit, again?", ">\n\nYES! THEY PUT IT BACK!!!", ">\n\nThis should be interesting, 2023 off to a good start :)", ">\n\nLooks like a lousy remake of couple of previous years...", ">\n\nI've already seen this season.", ">\n\nI feel like I’ve heard this somewhere before…", ">\n\nSounds like no one read the article... They were able to get the ship unstuck, and it didn't sound like it caused any blockage. So nothing to worry about, and nothing like the last blockage.", ">\n\nImagine the captains face right now though. Just think. They all hope it won't be them, but it had to be someone.", ">\n\n2023 writers getting lazy now.", ">\n\nHave we even recover from the last?", ">\n\nI already saw this episode…", ">\n\nIt got up and left, why is everyone confused?", ">\n\nNobody asked for a sequel to Attack of the Crab Monsters (1957).", ">\n\nI’lll just leave this here.", ">\n\nThank you", ">\n\na.s.h.w.g.a." ]

[ "Here we go again...\nWhat do we do with a drunken sailor? What do we do we do with a drunken sailor? What do we do with a drunken sailor, early in the morning?", ">\n\nThrow em in the brig until they're sober", ">\n\nFeed 'em to the hungry rats for dinner.", ">\n\nAnd this is why I'll need to listen to the Drunken Whaler on repeat for some amount of time.", ">\n\nBetween this and the other things happening around the world it's like watching the events of the past 2-3 years replaying themselves.", ">\n\n\n\nSuez Canal blocked by a cargo ship ✅\n\n\nA high number of contagious tourists coming in from China ✅\n\n\nA defeated president's supporters storm a country's government buildings ✅\n\n\nYep, sounds familiar alright.", ">\n\nHistory repeats, no one learns from the past.", ">\n\nI just heard someone say, \"History doesn't repeat itself, but it does rhyme.\"", ">\n\nTime is a circle from a view except it's more like a staircase. And there's a shake at certain parts. \nHating the trudge upwards and always going around.", ">\n\nVonnegut or mcconaughey?", ">\n\n\"Canal traffic is unaffected, the canal authority's chairman Osama Rabie said.\"", ">\n\nCanal authority is what I call it when my wife bosses me around", ">\n\nNot again.", ">\n\nWhat next, a bowl of petunias?", ">\n\nWhat are you doing step-ship!?", ">\n\nI just need a quick tug.", ">\n\nHooray! Worldwide commerce meltdown again! Oh, wait, no, that one is bad...", ">\n\nSorry, no raises this year because that global thing that happened for a couple of days\n-Corporations", ">\n\nAlso, all of the products and services that aren't significantly impacted are going to receive price hikes regardless- which will stick around well-after the supply chain has normalized. Our ~~suckers~~ customers ~~are too dumb to notice~~ understand that our products and services have great value and we're always doing our best to stay competitive with the other sociopaths in the price-fixed industry.", ">\n\nDammit, again?", ">\n\n“Hey, I’ve seen this one! I’ve seen this one! This is a classic!”", ">\n\nAgain!?", ">\n\nYES! THEY PUT IT BACK!!!", ">\n\nImagine the captains face right now though. Just think. They all hope it won't be them, but it had to be someone.", ">\n\nI've already seen this season.", ">\n\n2023 writers getting lazy now.", ">\n\nI feel like I’ve heard this somewhere before…", ">\n\n:( why did it have to be a Ukrainian grain ship … they need the god damn money and the world needs their god damn grain .", ">\n\nAnd why does China need Ukrainian grain?", ">\n\nI’lll just leave this here.", ">\n\nThank you", ">\n\na.s.h.w.g.a.", ">\n\nThis should be interesting, 2023 off to a good start :)", ">\n\nLooks like a lousy remake of couple of previous years...", ">\n\nHave we even recover from the last?", ">\n\nI already saw this episode…", ">\n\nLet's gooooo.", ">\n\nThese idiots can't captain ships for shit", ">\n\nFrom the article: “It is currently unclear to what extent canal traffic is affected.”\nPretty sure that means it is badly affected.", ">\n\nAlso from the article:\n\nCanal traffic is unaffected, the canal authority's chairman Osama Rabie said.", ">\n\nIm not even lying, they changed/updated the article and now its 4x as long with much more info. Thanks.", ">\n\nI actually thought something like that happened. I don't think you're lying! I mean, that would be a weird thing to lie about.", ">\n\nFor f sake can the US just pay Egypt to build a fing second line already. Pretty sure the US could have paid Egypt to build 12 canals from the last wreck and now here we are again. Seriously Egypt doesn't have the money so just pay for it already so we don't have months long shipping crisis every year.", ">\n\nThis ignores both the history of the existing canal and the current megaprojects unfolding in egypt", ">\n\nWe've got another one, folks! 🎉🎉🎉🎉 (On a serious note, FOR FUCK'S SAKE!)", ">\n\nOh god please, Not again.", ">\n\nI bet my new tote bag was on there.", ">\n\nOn a ship carrying grain from Ukraine to China?", ">\n\n\nCanal traffic is unaffected, the canal authority's chairman Osama Rabie said.", ">\n\nIt’s like deja vu all over again.", ">\n\nAgain?", ">\n\nJesus, not again.", ">\n\noh no... not again.", ">\n\nhaha, yes!\nround 2", ">\n\nOkay, who decided to put history on loop?", ">\n\nCan anyone linke some radar site for ships? So we can track how \"bad\" it is?", ">\n\nOh no, not again.", ">\n\nLet's gooooo!", ">\n\nWe don’t need no stinkin supply chain!", ">\n\nEvergreen 2?", ">\n\nThis was a good episode of The Truman Show.", ">\n\nUkraine still exporting to China . Unfuckin real", ">\n\nGreat, now I will have to wait even longer for my container full of rubber dog poo", ">\n\nHere we go again...\nWhat do we do with a drunken sailor? What do we do we do with a drunken sailor? What do we do with a drunken sailor, early in the morning?", ">\n\nThrow em in the brig until they're sober", ">\n\nFeed 'em to the hungry rats for dinner.", ">\n\nPut them in bed with the captain's daughter", ">\n\nHave you seen the captain’s daughter (early in the morning)?", ">\n\nSober?", ">\n\nBetween this and the other things happening around the world it's like watching the events of the past 2-3 years replaying themselves.", ">\n\n\n\nShip stuck at the Suez Canal ✅\n\n\nA high number of contagious tourists coming in from China ✅\n\n\nA defeated president's supporters storm a country's government buildings ✅\n\n\nYep, sounds familiar alright.", ">\n\nHistory repeats, no one learns from the past.", ">\n\nI just heard someone say, \"History doesn't repeat itself, but it does rhyme.\"", ">\n\nRepeat Rap Battles of History! \n2020! Vs! 2023!\nBEGIN!", ">\n\nGreat now I gotta go listen to 40 ERBoH videos", ">\n\n\"Canal traffic is unaffected, the canal authority's chairman Osama Rabie said.\"", ">\n\nCanal authority is what I call it when my wife bosses me around", ">\n\nNo that one is without the C", ">\n\nNo, what you mean is when the morning coffee takes control", ">\n\nNot again.", ">\n\nWhat next, a bowl of petunias?", ">\n\n“Hey, I’ve seen this one! I’ve seen this one! This is a classic!”", ">\n\nWhat do you mean you’ve seen it, it’s brand new?", ">\n\nWhat are you doing step-ship!?", ">\n\nI just need a quick tug.", ">\n\nAgain!?", ">\n\nHooray! Worldwide commerce meltdown again! Oh, wait, no, that one is bad...", ">\n\nSorry, no raises this year because that global thing that happened for a couple of days\n-Corporations", ">\n\nAlso, all of the products and services that aren't significantly impacted are going to receive price hikes regardless- which will stick around well-after the supply chain has normalized. Our ~~suckers~~ customers ~~are too dumb to notice~~ understand that our products and services have great value and we're always doing our best to stay competitive with the other sociopaths in the price-fixed industry.", ">\n\nDammit, again?", ">\n\nYES! THEY PUT IT BACK!!!", ">\n\nThis should be interesting, 2023 off to a good start :)", ">\n\nLooks like a lousy remake of couple of previous years...", ">\n\nI've already seen this season.", ">\n\nI feel like I’ve heard this somewhere before…", ">\n\nSounds like no one read the article... They were able to get the ship unstuck, and it didn't sound like it caused any blockage. So nothing to worry about, and nothing like the last blockage.", ">\n\nImagine the captains face right now though. Just think. They all hope it won't be them, but it had to be someone.", ">\n\n2023 writers getting lazy now.", ">\n\nHave we even recover from the last?", ">\n\nI already saw this episode…", ">\n\nIt got up and left, why is everyone confused?", ">\n\nNobody asked for a sequel to Attack of the Crab Monsters (1957).", ">\n\nI’lll just leave this here.", ">\n\nThank you", ">\n\na.s.h.w.g.a.", ">\n\nLet's gooooo." ]

[ "Here we go again...\nWhat do we do with a drunken sailor? What do we do we do with a drunken sailor? What do we do with a drunken sailor, early in the morning?", ">\n\nThrow em in the brig until they're sober", ">\n\nFeed 'em to the hungry rats for dinner.", ">\n\nAnd this is why I'll need to listen to the Drunken Whaler on repeat for some amount of time.", ">\n\nBetween this and the other things happening around the world it's like watching the events of the past 2-3 years replaying themselves.", ">\n\n\n\nSuez Canal blocked by a cargo ship ✅\n\n\nA high number of contagious tourists coming in from China ✅\n\n\nA defeated president's supporters storm a country's government buildings ✅\n\n\nYep, sounds familiar alright.", ">\n\nHistory repeats, no one learns from the past.", ">\n\nI just heard someone say, \"History doesn't repeat itself, but it does rhyme.\"", ">\n\nTime is a circle from a view except it's more like a staircase. And there's a shake at certain parts. \nHating the trudge upwards and always going around.", ">\n\nVonnegut or mcconaughey?", ">\n\n\"Canal traffic is unaffected, the canal authority's chairman Osama Rabie said.\"", ">\n\nCanal authority is what I call it when my wife bosses me around", ">\n\nNot again.", ">\n\nWhat next, a bowl of petunias?", ">\n\nWhat are you doing step-ship!?", ">\n\nI just need a quick tug.", ">\n\nHooray! Worldwide commerce meltdown again! Oh, wait, no, that one is bad...", ">\n\nSorry, no raises this year because that global thing that happened for a couple of days\n-Corporations", ">\n\nAlso, all of the products and services that aren't significantly impacted are going to receive price hikes regardless- which will stick around well-after the supply chain has normalized. Our ~~suckers~~ customers ~~are too dumb to notice~~ understand that our products and services have great value and we're always doing our best to stay competitive with the other sociopaths in the price-fixed industry.", ">\n\nDammit, again?", ">\n\n“Hey, I’ve seen this one! I’ve seen this one! This is a classic!”", ">\n\nAgain!?", ">\n\nYES! THEY PUT IT BACK!!!", ">\n\nImagine the captains face right now though. Just think. They all hope it won't be them, but it had to be someone.", ">\n\nI've already seen this season.", ">\n\n2023 writers getting lazy now.", ">\n\nI feel like I’ve heard this somewhere before…", ">\n\n:( why did it have to be a Ukrainian grain ship … they need the god damn money and the world needs their god damn grain .", ">\n\nAnd why does China need Ukrainian grain?", ">\n\nI’lll just leave this here.", ">\n\nThank you", ">\n\na.s.h.w.g.a.", ">\n\nThis should be interesting, 2023 off to a good start :)", ">\n\nLooks like a lousy remake of couple of previous years...", ">\n\nHave we even recover from the last?", ">\n\nI already saw this episode…", ">\n\nLet's gooooo.", ">\n\nThese idiots can't captain ships for shit", ">\n\nFrom the article: “It is currently unclear to what extent canal traffic is affected.”\nPretty sure that means it is badly affected.", ">\n\nAlso from the article:\n\nCanal traffic is unaffected, the canal authority's chairman Osama Rabie said.", ">\n\nIm not even lying, they changed/updated the article and now its 4x as long with much more info. Thanks.", ">\n\nI actually thought something like that happened. I don't think you're lying! I mean, that would be a weird thing to lie about.", ">\n\nFor f sake can the US just pay Egypt to build a fing second line already. Pretty sure the US could have paid Egypt to build 12 canals from the last wreck and now here we are again. Seriously Egypt doesn't have the money so just pay for it already so we don't have months long shipping crisis every year.", ">\n\nThis ignores both the history of the existing canal and the current megaprojects unfolding in egypt", ">\n\nWe've got another one, folks! 🎉🎉🎉🎉 (On a serious note, FOR FUCK'S SAKE!)", ">\n\nOh god please, Not again.", ">\n\nI bet my new tote bag was on there.", ">\n\nOn a ship carrying grain from Ukraine to China?", ">\n\n\nCanal traffic is unaffected, the canal authority's chairman Osama Rabie said.", ">\n\nIt’s like deja vu all over again.", ">\n\nAgain?", ">\n\nJesus, not again.", ">\n\noh no... not again.", ">\n\nhaha, yes!\nround 2", ">\n\nOkay, who decided to put history on loop?", ">\n\nCan anyone linke some radar site for ships? So we can track how \"bad\" it is?", ">\n\nOh no, not again.", ">\n\nLet's gooooo!", ">\n\nWe don’t need no stinkin supply chain!", ">\n\nEvergreen 2?", ">\n\nThis was a good episode of The Truman Show.", ">\n\nUkraine still exporting to China . Unfuckin real", ">\n\nGreat, now I will have to wait even longer for my container full of rubber dog poo", ">\n\nHere we go again...\nWhat do we do with a drunken sailor? What do we do we do with a drunken sailor? What do we do with a drunken sailor, early in the morning?", ">\n\nThrow em in the brig until they're sober", ">\n\nFeed 'em to the hungry rats for dinner.", ">\n\nPut them in bed with the captain's daughter", ">\n\nHave you seen the captain’s daughter (early in the morning)?", ">\n\nSober?", ">\n\nBetween this and the other things happening around the world it's like watching the events of the past 2-3 years replaying themselves.", ">\n\n\n\nShip stuck at the Suez Canal ✅\n\n\nA high number of contagious tourists coming in from China ✅\n\n\nA defeated president's supporters storm a country's government buildings ✅\n\n\nYep, sounds familiar alright.", ">\n\nHistory repeats, no one learns from the past.", ">\n\nI just heard someone say, \"History doesn't repeat itself, but it does rhyme.\"", ">\n\nRepeat Rap Battles of History! \n2020! Vs! 2023!\nBEGIN!", ">\n\nGreat now I gotta go listen to 40 ERBoH videos", ">\n\n\"Canal traffic is unaffected, the canal authority's chairman Osama Rabie said.\"", ">\n\nCanal authority is what I call it when my wife bosses me around", ">\n\nNo that one is without the C", ">\n\nNo, what you mean is when the morning coffee takes control", ">\n\nNot again.", ">\n\nWhat next, a bowl of petunias?", ">\n\n“Hey, I’ve seen this one! I’ve seen this one! This is a classic!”", ">\n\nWhat do you mean you’ve seen it, it’s brand new?", ">\n\nWhat are you doing step-ship!?", ">\n\nI just need a quick tug.", ">\n\nAgain!?", ">\n\nHooray! Worldwide commerce meltdown again! Oh, wait, no, that one is bad...", ">\n\nSorry, no raises this year because that global thing that happened for a couple of days\n-Corporations", ">\n\nAlso, all of the products and services that aren't significantly impacted are going to receive price hikes regardless- which will stick around well-after the supply chain has normalized. Our ~~suckers~~ customers ~~are too dumb to notice~~ understand that our products and services have great value and we're always doing our best to stay competitive with the other sociopaths in the price-fixed industry.", ">\n\nDammit, again?", ">\n\nYES! THEY PUT IT BACK!!!", ">\n\nThis should be interesting, 2023 off to a good start :)", ">\n\nLooks like a lousy remake of couple of previous years...", ">\n\nI've already seen this season.", ">\n\nI feel like I’ve heard this somewhere before…", ">\n\nSounds like no one read the article... They were able to get the ship unstuck, and it didn't sound like it caused any blockage. So nothing to worry about, and nothing like the last blockage.", ">\n\nImagine the captains face right now though. Just think. They all hope it won't be them, but it had to be someone.", ">\n\n2023 writers getting lazy now.", ">\n\nHave we even recover from the last?", ">\n\nI already saw this episode…", ">\n\nIt got up and left, why is everyone confused?", ">\n\nNobody asked for a sequel to Attack of the Crab Monsters (1957).", ">\n\nI’lll just leave this here.", ">\n\nThank you", ">\n\na.s.h.w.g.a.", ">\n\nLet's gooooo.", ">\n\nGreat, now I will have to wait even longer for my container full of rubber dog poo" ]

[ "Here we go again...\nWhat do we do with a drunken sailor? What do we do we do with a drunken sailor? What do we do with a drunken sailor, early in the morning?", ">\n\nThrow em in the brig until they're sober", ">\n\nFeed 'em to the hungry rats for dinner.", ">\n\nAnd this is why I'll need to listen to the Drunken Whaler on repeat for some amount of time.", ">\n\nBetween this and the other things happening around the world it's like watching the events of the past 2-3 years replaying themselves.", ">\n\n\n\nSuez Canal blocked by a cargo ship ✅\n\n\nA high number of contagious tourists coming in from China ✅\n\n\nA defeated president's supporters storm a country's government buildings ✅\n\n\nYep, sounds familiar alright.", ">\n\nHistory repeats, no one learns from the past.", ">\n\nI just heard someone say, \"History doesn't repeat itself, but it does rhyme.\"", ">\n\nTime is a circle from a view except it's more like a staircase. And there's a shake at certain parts. \nHating the trudge upwards and always going around.", ">\n\nVonnegut or mcconaughey?", ">\n\n\"Canal traffic is unaffected, the canal authority's chairman Osama Rabie said.\"", ">\n\nCanal authority is what I call it when my wife bosses me around", ">\n\nNot again.", ">\n\nWhat next, a bowl of petunias?", ">\n\nWhat are you doing step-ship!?", ">\n\nI just need a quick tug.", ">\n\nHooray! Worldwide commerce meltdown again! Oh, wait, no, that one is bad...", ">\n\nSorry, no raises this year because that global thing that happened for a couple of days\n-Corporations", ">\n\nAlso, all of the products and services that aren't significantly impacted are going to receive price hikes regardless- which will stick around well-after the supply chain has normalized. Our ~~suckers~~ customers ~~are too dumb to notice~~ understand that our products and services have great value and we're always doing our best to stay competitive with the other sociopaths in the price-fixed industry.", ">\n\nDammit, again?", ">\n\n“Hey, I’ve seen this one! I’ve seen this one! This is a classic!”", ">\n\nAgain!?", ">\n\nYES! THEY PUT IT BACK!!!", ">\n\nImagine the captains face right now though. Just think. They all hope it won't be them, but it had to be someone.", ">\n\nI've already seen this season.", ">\n\n2023 writers getting lazy now.", ">\n\nI feel like I’ve heard this somewhere before…", ">\n\n:( why did it have to be a Ukrainian grain ship … they need the god damn money and the world needs their god damn grain .", ">\n\nAnd why does China need Ukrainian grain?", ">\n\nI’lll just leave this here.", ">\n\nThank you", ">\n\na.s.h.w.g.a.", ">\n\nThis should be interesting, 2023 off to a good start :)", ">\n\nLooks like a lousy remake of couple of previous years...", ">\n\nHave we even recover from the last?", ">\n\nI already saw this episode…", ">\n\nLet's gooooo.", ">\n\nThese idiots can't captain ships for shit", ">\n\nFrom the article: “It is currently unclear to what extent canal traffic is affected.”\nPretty sure that means it is badly affected.", ">\n\nAlso from the article:\n\nCanal traffic is unaffected, the canal authority's chairman Osama Rabie said.", ">\n\nIm not even lying, they changed/updated the article and now its 4x as long with much more info. Thanks.", ">\n\nI actually thought something like that happened. I don't think you're lying! I mean, that would be a weird thing to lie about.", ">\n\nFor f sake can the US just pay Egypt to build a fing second line already. Pretty sure the US could have paid Egypt to build 12 canals from the last wreck and now here we are again. Seriously Egypt doesn't have the money so just pay for it already so we don't have months long shipping crisis every year.", ">\n\nThis ignores both the history of the existing canal and the current megaprojects unfolding in egypt", ">\n\nWe've got another one, folks! 🎉🎉🎉🎉 (On a serious note, FOR FUCK'S SAKE!)", ">\n\nOh god please, Not again.", ">\n\nI bet my new tote bag was on there.", ">\n\nOn a ship carrying grain from Ukraine to China?", ">\n\n\nCanal traffic is unaffected, the canal authority's chairman Osama Rabie said.", ">\n\nIt’s like deja vu all over again.", ">\n\nAgain?", ">\n\nJesus, not again.", ">\n\noh no... not again.", ">\n\nhaha, yes!\nround 2", ">\n\nOkay, who decided to put history on loop?", ">\n\nCan anyone linke some radar site for ships? So we can track how \"bad\" it is?", ">\n\nOh no, not again.", ">\n\nLet's gooooo!", ">\n\nWe don’t need no stinkin supply chain!", ">\n\nEvergreen 2?", ">\n\nThis was a good episode of The Truman Show.", ">\n\nUkraine still exporting to China . Unfuckin real", ">\n\nGreat, now I will have to wait even longer for my container full of rubber dog poo", ">\n\nHere we go again...\nWhat do we do with a drunken sailor? What do we do we do with a drunken sailor? What do we do with a drunken sailor, early in the morning?", ">\n\nThrow em in the brig until they're sober", ">\n\nFeed 'em to the hungry rats for dinner.", ">\n\nPut them in bed with the captain's daughter", ">\n\nHave you seen the captain’s daughter (early in the morning)?", ">\n\nSober?", ">\n\nBetween this and the other things happening around the world it's like watching the events of the past 2-3 years replaying themselves.", ">\n\n\n\nShip stuck at the Suez Canal ✅\n\n\nA high number of contagious tourists coming in from China ✅\n\n\nA defeated president's supporters storm a country's government buildings ✅\n\n\nYep, sounds familiar alright.", ">\n\nHistory repeats, no one learns from the past.", ">\n\nI just heard someone say, \"History doesn't repeat itself, but it does rhyme.\"", ">\n\nRepeat Rap Battles of History! \n2020! Vs! 2023!\nBEGIN!", ">\n\nGreat now I gotta go listen to 40 ERBoH videos", ">\n\n\"Canal traffic is unaffected, the canal authority's chairman Osama Rabie said.\"", ">\n\nCanal authority is what I call it when my wife bosses me around", ">\n\nNo that one is without the C", ">\n\nNo, what you mean is when the morning coffee takes control", ">\n\nNot again.", ">\n\nWhat next, a bowl of petunias?", ">\n\n“Hey, I’ve seen this one! I’ve seen this one! This is a classic!”", ">\n\nWhat do you mean you’ve seen it, it’s brand new?", ">\n\nWhat are you doing step-ship!?", ">\n\nI just need a quick tug.", ">\n\nAgain!?", ">\n\nHooray! Worldwide commerce meltdown again! Oh, wait, no, that one is bad...", ">\n\nSorry, no raises this year because that global thing that happened for a couple of days\n-Corporations", ">\n\nAlso, all of the products and services that aren't significantly impacted are going to receive price hikes regardless- which will stick around well-after the supply chain has normalized. Our ~~suckers~~ customers ~~are too dumb to notice~~ understand that our products and services have great value and we're always doing our best to stay competitive with the other sociopaths in the price-fixed industry.", ">\n\nDammit, again?", ">\n\nYES! THEY PUT IT BACK!!!", ">\n\nThis should be interesting, 2023 off to a good start :)", ">\n\nLooks like a lousy remake of couple of previous years...", ">\n\nI've already seen this season.", ">\n\nI feel like I’ve heard this somewhere before…", ">\n\nSounds like no one read the article... They were able to get the ship unstuck, and it didn't sound like it caused any blockage. So nothing to worry about, and nothing like the last blockage.", ">\n\nImagine the captains face right now though. Just think. They all hope it won't be them, but it had to be someone.", ">\n\n2023 writers getting lazy now.", ">\n\nHave we even recover from the last?", ">\n\nI already saw this episode…", ">\n\nIt got up and left, why is everyone confused?", ">\n\nNobody asked for a sequel to Attack of the Crab Monsters (1957).", ">\n\nI’lll just leave this here.", ">\n\nThank you", ">\n\na.s.h.w.g.a.", ">\n\nLet's gooooo.", ">\n\nGreat, now I will have to wait even longer for my container full of rubber dog poo", ">\n\nIt has been resolved already: source" ]

[ "Here we go again...\nWhat do we do with a drunken sailor? What do we do we do with a drunken sailor? What do we do with a drunken sailor, early in the morning?", ">\n\nThrow em in the brig until they're sober", ">\n\nFeed 'em to the hungry rats for dinner.", ">\n\nAnd this is why I'll need to listen to the Drunken Whaler on repeat for some amount of time.", ">\n\nBetween this and the other things happening around the world it's like watching the events of the past 2-3 years replaying themselves.", ">\n\n\n\nSuez Canal blocked by a cargo ship ✅\n\n\nA high number of contagious tourists coming in from China ✅\n\n\nA defeated president's supporters storm a country's government buildings ✅\n\n\nYep, sounds familiar alright.", ">\n\nHistory repeats, no one learns from the past.", ">\n\nI just heard someone say, \"History doesn't repeat itself, but it does rhyme.\"", ">\n\nTime is a circle from a view except it's more like a staircase. And there's a shake at certain parts. \nHating the trudge upwards and always going around.", ">\n\nVonnegut or mcconaughey?", ">\n\n\"Canal traffic is unaffected, the canal authority's chairman Osama Rabie said.\"", ">\n\nCanal authority is what I call it when my wife bosses me around", ">\n\nNot again.", ">\n\nWhat next, a bowl of petunias?", ">\n\nWhat are you doing step-ship!?", ">\n\nI just need a quick tug.", ">\n\nHooray! Worldwide commerce meltdown again! Oh, wait, no, that one is bad...", ">\n\nSorry, no raises this year because that global thing that happened for a couple of days\n-Corporations", ">\n\nAlso, all of the products and services that aren't significantly impacted are going to receive price hikes regardless- which will stick around well-after the supply chain has normalized. Our ~~suckers~~ customers ~~are too dumb to notice~~ understand that our products and services have great value and we're always doing our best to stay competitive with the other sociopaths in the price-fixed industry.", ">\n\nDammit, again?", ">\n\n“Hey, I’ve seen this one! I’ve seen this one! This is a classic!”", ">\n\nAgain!?", ">\n\nYES! THEY PUT IT BACK!!!", ">\n\nImagine the captains face right now though. Just think. They all hope it won't be them, but it had to be someone.", ">\n\nI've already seen this season.", ">\n\n2023 writers getting lazy now.", ">\n\nI feel like I’ve heard this somewhere before…", ">\n\n:( why did it have to be a Ukrainian grain ship … they need the god damn money and the world needs their god damn grain .", ">\n\nAnd why does China need Ukrainian grain?", ">\n\nI’lll just leave this here.", ">\n\nThank you", ">\n\na.s.h.w.g.a.", ">\n\nThis should be interesting, 2023 off to a good start :)", ">\n\nLooks like a lousy remake of couple of previous years...", ">\n\nHave we even recover from the last?", ">\n\nI already saw this episode…", ">\n\nLet's gooooo.", ">\n\nThese idiots can't captain ships for shit", ">\n\nFrom the article: “It is currently unclear to what extent canal traffic is affected.”\nPretty sure that means it is badly affected.", ">\n\nAlso from the article:\n\nCanal traffic is unaffected, the canal authority's chairman Osama Rabie said.", ">\n\nIm not even lying, they changed/updated the article and now its 4x as long with much more info. Thanks.", ">\n\nI actually thought something like that happened. I don't think you're lying! I mean, that would be a weird thing to lie about.", ">\n\nFor f sake can the US just pay Egypt to build a fing second line already. Pretty sure the US could have paid Egypt to build 12 canals from the last wreck and now here we are again. Seriously Egypt doesn't have the money so just pay for it already so we don't have months long shipping crisis every year.", ">\n\nThis ignores both the history of the existing canal and the current megaprojects unfolding in egypt", ">\n\nWe've got another one, folks! 🎉🎉🎉🎉 (On a serious note, FOR FUCK'S SAKE!)", ">\n\nOh god please, Not again.", ">\n\nI bet my new tote bag was on there.", ">\n\nOn a ship carrying grain from Ukraine to China?", ">\n\n\nCanal traffic is unaffected, the canal authority's chairman Osama Rabie said.", ">\n\nIt’s like deja vu all over again.", ">\n\nAgain?", ">\n\nJesus, not again.", ">\n\noh no... not again.", ">\n\nhaha, yes!\nround 2", ">\n\nOkay, who decided to put history on loop?", ">\n\nCan anyone linke some radar site for ships? So we can track how \"bad\" it is?", ">\n\nOh no, not again.", ">\n\nLet's gooooo!", ">\n\nWe don’t need no stinkin supply chain!", ">\n\nEvergreen 2?", ">\n\nThis was a good episode of The Truman Show.", ">\n\nUkraine still exporting to China . Unfuckin real", ">\n\nGreat, now I will have to wait even longer for my container full of rubber dog poo", ">\n\nHere we go again...\nWhat do we do with a drunken sailor? What do we do we do with a drunken sailor? What do we do with a drunken sailor, early in the morning?", ">\n\nThrow em in the brig until they're sober", ">\n\nFeed 'em to the hungry rats for dinner.", ">\n\nPut them in bed with the captain's daughter", ">\n\nHave you seen the captain’s daughter (early in the morning)?", ">\n\nSober?", ">\n\nBetween this and the other things happening around the world it's like watching the events of the past 2-3 years replaying themselves.", ">\n\n\n\nShip stuck at the Suez Canal ✅\n\n\nA high number of contagious tourists coming in from China ✅\n\n\nA defeated president's supporters storm a country's government buildings ✅\n\n\nYep, sounds familiar alright.", ">\n\nHistory repeats, no one learns from the past.", ">\n\nI just heard someone say, \"History doesn't repeat itself, but it does rhyme.\"", ">\n\nRepeat Rap Battles of History! \n2020! Vs! 2023!\nBEGIN!", ">\n\nGreat now I gotta go listen to 40 ERBoH videos", ">\n\n\"Canal traffic is unaffected, the canal authority's chairman Osama Rabie said.\"", ">\n\nCanal authority is what I call it when my wife bosses me around", ">\n\nNo that one is without the C", ">\n\nNo, what you mean is when the morning coffee takes control", ">\n\nNot again.", ">\n\nWhat next, a bowl of petunias?", ">\n\n“Hey, I’ve seen this one! I’ve seen this one! This is a classic!”", ">\n\nWhat do you mean you’ve seen it, it’s brand new?", ">\n\nWhat are you doing step-ship!?", ">\n\nI just need a quick tug.", ">\n\nAgain!?", ">\n\nHooray! Worldwide commerce meltdown again! Oh, wait, no, that one is bad...", ">\n\nSorry, no raises this year because that global thing that happened for a couple of days\n-Corporations", ">\n\nAlso, all of the products and services that aren't significantly impacted are going to receive price hikes regardless- which will stick around well-after the supply chain has normalized. Our ~~suckers~~ customers ~~are too dumb to notice~~ understand that our products and services have great value and we're always doing our best to stay competitive with the other sociopaths in the price-fixed industry.", ">\n\nDammit, again?", ">\n\nYES! THEY PUT IT BACK!!!", ">\n\nThis should be interesting, 2023 off to a good start :)", ">\n\nLooks like a lousy remake of couple of previous years...", ">\n\nI've already seen this season.", ">\n\nI feel like I’ve heard this somewhere before…", ">\n\nSounds like no one read the article... They were able to get the ship unstuck, and it didn't sound like it caused any blockage. So nothing to worry about, and nothing like the last blockage.", ">\n\nImagine the captains face right now though. Just think. They all hope it won't be them, but it had to be someone.", ">\n\n2023 writers getting lazy now.", ">\n\nHave we even recover from the last?", ">\n\nI already saw this episode…", ">\n\nIt got up and left, why is everyone confused?", ">\n\nNobody asked for a sequel to Attack of the Crab Monsters (1957).", ">\n\nI’lll just leave this here.", ">\n\nThank you", ">\n\na.s.h.w.g.a.", ">\n\nLet's gooooo.", ">\n\nGreat, now I will have to wait even longer for my container full of rubber dog poo", ">\n\nIt has been resolved already: source", ">\n\nThis new is breaking!" ]

[ "Here we go again...\nWhat do we do with a drunken sailor? What do we do we do with a drunken sailor? What do we do with a drunken sailor, early in the morning?", ">\n\nThrow em in the brig until they're sober", ">\n\nFeed 'em to the hungry rats for dinner.", ">\n\nAnd this is why I'll need to listen to the Drunken Whaler on repeat for some amount of time.", ">\n\nBetween this and the other things happening around the world it's like watching the events of the past 2-3 years replaying themselves.", ">\n\n\n\nSuez Canal blocked by a cargo ship ✅\n\n\nA high number of contagious tourists coming in from China ✅\n\n\nA defeated president's supporters storm a country's government buildings ✅\n\n\nYep, sounds familiar alright.", ">\n\nHistory repeats, no one learns from the past.", ">\n\nI just heard someone say, \"History doesn't repeat itself, but it does rhyme.\"", ">\n\nTime is a circle from a view except it's more like a staircase. And there's a shake at certain parts. \nHating the trudge upwards and always going around.", ">\n\nVonnegut or mcconaughey?", ">\n\n\"Canal traffic is unaffected, the canal authority's chairman Osama Rabie said.\"", ">\n\nCanal authority is what I call it when my wife bosses me around", ">\n\nNot again.", ">\n\nWhat next, a bowl of petunias?", ">\n\nWhat are you doing step-ship!?", ">\n\nI just need a quick tug.", ">\n\nHooray! Worldwide commerce meltdown again! Oh, wait, no, that one is bad...", ">\n\nSorry, no raises this year because that global thing that happened for a couple of days\n-Corporations", ">\n\nAlso, all of the products and services that aren't significantly impacted are going to receive price hikes regardless- which will stick around well-after the supply chain has normalized. Our ~~suckers~~ customers ~~are too dumb to notice~~ understand that our products and services have great value and we're always doing our best to stay competitive with the other sociopaths in the price-fixed industry.", ">\n\nDammit, again?", ">\n\n“Hey, I’ve seen this one! I’ve seen this one! This is a classic!”", ">\n\nAgain!?", ">\n\nYES! THEY PUT IT BACK!!!", ">\n\nImagine the captains face right now though. Just think. They all hope it won't be them, but it had to be someone.", ">\n\nI've already seen this season.", ">\n\n2023 writers getting lazy now.", ">\n\nI feel like I’ve heard this somewhere before…", ">\n\n:( why did it have to be a Ukrainian grain ship … they need the god damn money and the world needs their god damn grain .", ">\n\nAnd why does China need Ukrainian grain?", ">\n\nI’lll just leave this here.", ">\n\nThank you", ">\n\na.s.h.w.g.a.", ">\n\nThis should be interesting, 2023 off to a good start :)", ">\n\nLooks like a lousy remake of couple of previous years...", ">\n\nHave we even recover from the last?", ">\n\nI already saw this episode…", ">\n\nLet's gooooo.", ">\n\nThese idiots can't captain ships for shit", ">\n\nFrom the article: “It is currently unclear to what extent canal traffic is affected.”\nPretty sure that means it is badly affected.", ">\n\nAlso from the article:\n\nCanal traffic is unaffected, the canal authority's chairman Osama Rabie said.", ">\n\nIm not even lying, they changed/updated the article and now its 4x as long with much more info. Thanks.", ">\n\nI actually thought something like that happened. I don't think you're lying! I mean, that would be a weird thing to lie about.", ">\n\nFor f sake can the US just pay Egypt to build a fing second line already. Pretty sure the US could have paid Egypt to build 12 canals from the last wreck and now here we are again. Seriously Egypt doesn't have the money so just pay for it already so we don't have months long shipping crisis every year.", ">\n\nThis ignores both the history of the existing canal and the current megaprojects unfolding in egypt", ">\n\nWe've got another one, folks! 🎉🎉🎉🎉 (On a serious note, FOR FUCK'S SAKE!)", ">\n\nOh god please, Not again.", ">\n\nI bet my new tote bag was on there.", ">\n\nOn a ship carrying grain from Ukraine to China?", ">\n\n\nCanal traffic is unaffected, the canal authority's chairman Osama Rabie said.", ">\n\nIt’s like deja vu all over again.", ">\n\nAgain?", ">\n\nJesus, not again.", ">\n\noh no... not again.", ">\n\nhaha, yes!\nround 2", ">\n\nOkay, who decided to put history on loop?", ">\n\nCan anyone linke some radar site for ships? So we can track how \"bad\" it is?", ">\n\nOh no, not again.", ">\n\nLet's gooooo!", ">\n\nWe don’t need no stinkin supply chain!", ">\n\nEvergreen 2?", ">\n\nThis was a good episode of The Truman Show.", ">\n\nUkraine still exporting to China . Unfuckin real", ">\n\nGreat, now I will have to wait even longer for my container full of rubber dog poo", ">\n\nHere we go again...\nWhat do we do with a drunken sailor? What do we do we do with a drunken sailor? What do we do with a drunken sailor, early in the morning?", ">\n\nThrow em in the brig until they're sober", ">\n\nFeed 'em to the hungry rats for dinner.", ">\n\nPut them in bed with the captain's daughter", ">\n\nHave you seen the captain’s daughter (early in the morning)?", ">\n\nSober?", ">\n\nBetween this and the other things happening around the world it's like watching the events of the past 2-3 years replaying themselves.", ">\n\n\n\nShip stuck at the Suez Canal ✅\n\n\nA high number of contagious tourists coming in from China ✅\n\n\nA defeated president's supporters storm a country's government buildings ✅\n\n\nYep, sounds familiar alright.", ">\n\nHistory repeats, no one learns from the past.", ">\n\nI just heard someone say, \"History doesn't repeat itself, but it does rhyme.\"", ">\n\nRepeat Rap Battles of History! \n2020! Vs! 2023!\nBEGIN!", ">\n\nGreat now I gotta go listen to 40 ERBoH videos", ">\n\n\"Canal traffic is unaffected, the canal authority's chairman Osama Rabie said.\"", ">\n\nCanal authority is what I call it when my wife bosses me around", ">\n\nNo that one is without the C", ">\n\nNo, what you mean is when the morning coffee takes control", ">\n\nNot again.", ">\n\nWhat next, a bowl of petunias?", ">\n\n“Hey, I’ve seen this one! I’ve seen this one! This is a classic!”", ">\n\nWhat do you mean you’ve seen it, it’s brand new?", ">\n\nWhat are you doing step-ship!?", ">\n\nI just need a quick tug.", ">\n\nAgain!?", ">\n\nHooray! Worldwide commerce meltdown again! Oh, wait, no, that one is bad...", ">\n\nSorry, no raises this year because that global thing that happened for a couple of days\n-Corporations", ">\n\nAlso, all of the products and services that aren't significantly impacted are going to receive price hikes regardless- which will stick around well-after the supply chain has normalized. Our ~~suckers~~ customers ~~are too dumb to notice~~ understand that our products and services have great value and we're always doing our best to stay competitive with the other sociopaths in the price-fixed industry.", ">\n\nDammit, again?", ">\n\nYES! THEY PUT IT BACK!!!", ">\n\nThis should be interesting, 2023 off to a good start :)", ">\n\nLooks like a lousy remake of couple of previous years...", ">\n\nI've already seen this season.", ">\n\nI feel like I’ve heard this somewhere before…", ">\n\nSounds like no one read the article... They were able to get the ship unstuck, and it didn't sound like it caused any blockage. So nothing to worry about, and nothing like the last blockage.", ">\n\nImagine the captains face right now though. Just think. They all hope it won't be them, but it had to be someone.", ">\n\n2023 writers getting lazy now.", ">\n\nHave we even recover from the last?", ">\n\nI already saw this episode…", ">\n\nIt got up and left, why is everyone confused?", ">\n\nNobody asked for a sequel to Attack of the Crab Monsters (1957).", ">\n\nI’lll just leave this here.", ">\n\nThank you", ">\n\na.s.h.w.g.a.", ">\n\nLet's gooooo.", ">\n\nGreat, now I will have to wait even longer for my container full of rubber dog poo", ">\n\nIt has been resolved already: source", ">\n\nThis new is breaking!", ">\n\n*again" ]

[ "Here we go again...\nWhat do we do with a drunken sailor? What do we do we do with a drunken sailor? What do we do with a drunken sailor, early in the morning?", ">\n\nThrow em in the brig until they're sober", ">\n\nFeed 'em to the hungry rats for dinner.", ">\n\nAnd this is why I'll need to listen to the Drunken Whaler on repeat for some amount of time.", ">\n\nBetween this and the other things happening around the world it's like watching the events of the past 2-3 years replaying themselves.", ">\n\n\n\nSuez Canal blocked by a cargo ship ✅\n\n\nA high number of contagious tourists coming in from China ✅\n\n\nA defeated president's supporters storm a country's government buildings ✅\n\n\nYep, sounds familiar alright.", ">\n\nHistory repeats, no one learns from the past.", ">\n\nI just heard someone say, \"History doesn't repeat itself, but it does rhyme.\"", ">\n\nTime is a circle from a view except it's more like a staircase. And there's a shake at certain parts. \nHating the trudge upwards and always going around.", ">\n\nVonnegut or mcconaughey?", ">\n\n\"Canal traffic is unaffected, the canal authority's chairman Osama Rabie said.\"", ">\n\nCanal authority is what I call it when my wife bosses me around", ">\n\nNot again.", ">\n\nWhat next, a bowl of petunias?", ">\n\nWhat are you doing step-ship!?", ">\n\nI just need a quick tug.", ">\n\nHooray! Worldwide commerce meltdown again! Oh, wait, no, that one is bad...", ">\n\nSorry, no raises this year because that global thing that happened for a couple of days\n-Corporations", ">\n\nAlso, all of the products and services that aren't significantly impacted are going to receive price hikes regardless- which will stick around well-after the supply chain has normalized. Our ~~suckers~~ customers ~~are too dumb to notice~~ understand that our products and services have great value and we're always doing our best to stay competitive with the other sociopaths in the price-fixed industry.", ">\n\nDammit, again?", ">\n\n“Hey, I’ve seen this one! I’ve seen this one! This is a classic!”", ">\n\nAgain!?", ">\n\nYES! THEY PUT IT BACK!!!", ">\n\nImagine the captains face right now though. Just think. They all hope it won't be them, but it had to be someone.", ">\n\nI've already seen this season.", ">\n\n2023 writers getting lazy now.", ">\n\nI feel like I’ve heard this somewhere before…", ">\n\n:( why did it have to be a Ukrainian grain ship … they need the god damn money and the world needs their god damn grain .", ">\n\nAnd why does China need Ukrainian grain?", ">\n\nI’lll just leave this here.", ">\n\nThank you", ">\n\na.s.h.w.g.a.", ">\n\nThis should be interesting, 2023 off to a good start :)", ">\n\nLooks like a lousy remake of couple of previous years...", ">\n\nHave we even recover from the last?", ">\n\nI already saw this episode…", ">\n\nLet's gooooo.", ">\n\nThese idiots can't captain ships for shit", ">\n\nFrom the article: “It is currently unclear to what extent canal traffic is affected.”\nPretty sure that means it is badly affected.", ">\n\nAlso from the article:\n\nCanal traffic is unaffected, the canal authority's chairman Osama Rabie said.", ">\n\nIm not even lying, they changed/updated the article and now its 4x as long with much more info. Thanks.", ">\n\nI actually thought something like that happened. I don't think you're lying! I mean, that would be a weird thing to lie about.", ">\n\nFor f sake can the US just pay Egypt to build a fing second line already. Pretty sure the US could have paid Egypt to build 12 canals from the last wreck and now here we are again. Seriously Egypt doesn't have the money so just pay for it already so we don't have months long shipping crisis every year.", ">\n\nThis ignores both the history of the existing canal and the current megaprojects unfolding in egypt", ">\n\nWe've got another one, folks! 🎉🎉🎉🎉 (On a serious note, FOR FUCK'S SAKE!)", ">\n\nOh god please, Not again.", ">\n\nI bet my new tote bag was on there.", ">\n\nOn a ship carrying grain from Ukraine to China?", ">\n\n\nCanal traffic is unaffected, the canal authority's chairman Osama Rabie said.", ">\n\nIt’s like deja vu all over again.", ">\n\nAgain?", ">\n\nJesus, not again.", ">\n\noh no... not again.", ">\n\nhaha, yes!\nround 2", ">\n\nOkay, who decided to put history on loop?", ">\n\nCan anyone linke some radar site for ships? So we can track how \"bad\" it is?", ">\n\nOh no, not again.", ">\n\nLet's gooooo!", ">\n\nWe don’t need no stinkin supply chain!", ">\n\nEvergreen 2?", ">\n\nThis was a good episode of The Truman Show.", ">\n\nUkraine still exporting to China . Unfuckin real", ">\n\nGreat, now I will have to wait even longer for my container full of rubber dog poo", ">\n\nHere we go again...\nWhat do we do with a drunken sailor? What do we do we do with a drunken sailor? What do we do with a drunken sailor, early in the morning?", ">\n\nThrow em in the brig until they're sober", ">\n\nFeed 'em to the hungry rats for dinner.", ">\n\nPut them in bed with the captain's daughter", ">\n\nHave you seen the captain’s daughter (early in the morning)?", ">\n\nSober?", ">\n\nBetween this and the other things happening around the world it's like watching the events of the past 2-3 years replaying themselves.", ">\n\n\n\nShip stuck at the Suez Canal ✅\n\n\nA high number of contagious tourists coming in from China ✅\n\n\nA defeated president's supporters storm a country's government buildings ✅\n\n\nYep, sounds familiar alright.", ">\n\nHistory repeats, no one learns from the past.", ">\n\nI just heard someone say, \"History doesn't repeat itself, but it does rhyme.\"", ">\n\nRepeat Rap Battles of History! \n2020! Vs! 2023!\nBEGIN!", ">\n\nGreat now I gotta go listen to 40 ERBoH videos", ">\n\n\"Canal traffic is unaffected, the canal authority's chairman Osama Rabie said.\"", ">\n\nCanal authority is what I call it when my wife bosses me around", ">\n\nNo that one is without the C", ">\n\nNo, what you mean is when the morning coffee takes control", ">\n\nNot again.", ">\n\nWhat next, a bowl of petunias?", ">\n\n“Hey, I’ve seen this one! I’ve seen this one! This is a classic!”", ">\n\nWhat do you mean you’ve seen it, it’s brand new?", ">\n\nWhat are you doing step-ship!?", ">\n\nI just need a quick tug.", ">\n\nAgain!?", ">\n\nHooray! Worldwide commerce meltdown again! Oh, wait, no, that one is bad...", ">\n\nSorry, no raises this year because that global thing that happened for a couple of days\n-Corporations", ">\n\nAlso, all of the products and services that aren't significantly impacted are going to receive price hikes regardless- which will stick around well-after the supply chain has normalized. Our ~~suckers~~ customers ~~are too dumb to notice~~ understand that our products and services have great value and we're always doing our best to stay competitive with the other sociopaths in the price-fixed industry.", ">\n\nDammit, again?", ">\n\nYES! THEY PUT IT BACK!!!", ">\n\nThis should be interesting, 2023 off to a good start :)", ">\n\nLooks like a lousy remake of couple of previous years...", ">\n\nI've already seen this season.", ">\n\nI feel like I’ve heard this somewhere before…", ">\n\nSounds like no one read the article... They were able to get the ship unstuck, and it didn't sound like it caused any blockage. So nothing to worry about, and nothing like the last blockage.", ">\n\nImagine the captains face right now though. Just think. They all hope it won't be them, but it had to be someone.", ">\n\n2023 writers getting lazy now.", ">\n\nHave we even recover from the last?", ">\n\nI already saw this episode…", ">\n\nIt got up and left, why is everyone confused?", ">\n\nNobody asked for a sequel to Attack of the Crab Monsters (1957).", ">\n\nI’lll just leave this here.", ">\n\nThank you", ">\n\na.s.h.w.g.a.", ">\n\nLet's gooooo.", ">\n\nGreat, now I will have to wait even longer for my container full of rubber dog poo", ">\n\nIt has been resolved already: source", ">\n\nThis new is breaking!", ">\n\n*again", ">\n\nWell this year is off to a GREAT start." ]

[ "Here we go again...\nWhat do we do with a drunken sailor? What do we do we do with a drunken sailor? What do we do with a drunken sailor, early in the morning?", ">\n\nThrow em in the brig until they're sober", ">\n\nFeed 'em to the hungry rats for dinner.", ">\n\nAnd this is why I'll need to listen to the Drunken Whaler on repeat for some amount of time.", ">\n\nBetween this and the other things happening around the world it's like watching the events of the past 2-3 years replaying themselves.", ">\n\n\n\nSuez Canal blocked by a cargo ship ✅\n\n\nA high number of contagious tourists coming in from China ✅\n\n\nA defeated president's supporters storm a country's government buildings ✅\n\n\nYep, sounds familiar alright.", ">\n\nHistory repeats, no one learns from the past.", ">\n\nI just heard someone say, \"History doesn't repeat itself, but it does rhyme.\"", ">\n\nTime is a circle from a view except it's more like a staircase. And there's a shake at certain parts. \nHating the trudge upwards and always going around.", ">\n\nVonnegut or mcconaughey?", ">\n\n\"Canal traffic is unaffected, the canal authority's chairman Osama Rabie said.\"", ">\n\nCanal authority is what I call it when my wife bosses me around", ">\n\nNot again.", ">\n\nWhat next, a bowl of petunias?", ">\n\nWhat are you doing step-ship!?", ">\n\nI just need a quick tug.", ">\n\nHooray! Worldwide commerce meltdown again! Oh, wait, no, that one is bad...", ">\n\nSorry, no raises this year because that global thing that happened for a couple of days\n-Corporations", ">\n\nAlso, all of the products and services that aren't significantly impacted are going to receive price hikes regardless- which will stick around well-after the supply chain has normalized. Our ~~suckers~~ customers ~~are too dumb to notice~~ understand that our products and services have great value and we're always doing our best to stay competitive with the other sociopaths in the price-fixed industry.", ">\n\nDammit, again?", ">\n\n“Hey, I’ve seen this one! I’ve seen this one! This is a classic!”", ">\n\nAgain!?", ">\n\nYES! THEY PUT IT BACK!!!", ">\n\nImagine the captains face right now though. Just think. They all hope it won't be them, but it had to be someone.", ">\n\nI've already seen this season.", ">\n\n2023 writers getting lazy now.", ">\n\nI feel like I’ve heard this somewhere before…", ">\n\n:( why did it have to be a Ukrainian grain ship … they need the god damn money and the world needs their god damn grain .", ">\n\nAnd why does China need Ukrainian grain?", ">\n\nI’lll just leave this here.", ">\n\nThank you", ">\n\na.s.h.w.g.a.", ">\n\nThis should be interesting, 2023 off to a good start :)", ">\n\nLooks like a lousy remake of couple of previous years...", ">\n\nHave we even recover from the last?", ">\n\nI already saw this episode…", ">\n\nLet's gooooo.", ">\n\nThese idiots can't captain ships for shit", ">\n\nFrom the article: “It is currently unclear to what extent canal traffic is affected.”\nPretty sure that means it is badly affected.", ">\n\nAlso from the article:\n\nCanal traffic is unaffected, the canal authority's chairman Osama Rabie said.", ">\n\nIm not even lying, they changed/updated the article and now its 4x as long with much more info. Thanks.", ">\n\nI actually thought something like that happened. I don't think you're lying! I mean, that would be a weird thing to lie about.", ">\n\nFor f sake can the US just pay Egypt to build a fing second line already. Pretty sure the US could have paid Egypt to build 12 canals from the last wreck and now here we are again. Seriously Egypt doesn't have the money so just pay for it already so we don't have months long shipping crisis every year.", ">\n\nThis ignores both the history of the existing canal and the current megaprojects unfolding in egypt", ">\n\nWe've got another one, folks! 🎉🎉🎉🎉 (On a serious note, FOR FUCK'S SAKE!)", ">\n\nOh god please, Not again.", ">\n\nI bet my new tote bag was on there.", ">\n\nOn a ship carrying grain from Ukraine to China?", ">\n\n\nCanal traffic is unaffected, the canal authority's chairman Osama Rabie said.", ">\n\nIt’s like deja vu all over again.", ">\n\nAgain?", ">\n\nJesus, not again.", ">\n\noh no... not again.", ">\n\nhaha, yes!\nround 2", ">\n\nOkay, who decided to put history on loop?", ">\n\nCan anyone linke some radar site for ships? So we can track how \"bad\" it is?", ">\n\nOh no, not again.", ">\n\nLet's gooooo!", ">\n\nWe don’t need no stinkin supply chain!", ">\n\nEvergreen 2?", ">\n\nThis was a good episode of The Truman Show.", ">\n\nUkraine still exporting to China . Unfuckin real", ">\n\nGreat, now I will have to wait even longer for my container full of rubber dog poo", ">\n\nHere we go again...\nWhat do we do with a drunken sailor? What do we do we do with a drunken sailor? What do we do with a drunken sailor, early in the morning?", ">\n\nThrow em in the brig until they're sober", ">\n\nFeed 'em to the hungry rats for dinner.", ">\n\nPut them in bed with the captain's daughter", ">\n\nHave you seen the captain’s daughter (early in the morning)?", ">\n\nSober?", ">\n\nBetween this and the other things happening around the world it's like watching the events of the past 2-3 years replaying themselves.", ">\n\n\n\nShip stuck at the Suez Canal ✅\n\n\nA high number of contagious tourists coming in from China ✅\n\n\nA defeated president's supporters storm a country's government buildings ✅\n\n\nYep, sounds familiar alright.", ">\n\nHistory repeats, no one learns from the past.", ">\n\nI just heard someone say, \"History doesn't repeat itself, but it does rhyme.\"", ">\n\nRepeat Rap Battles of History! \n2020! Vs! 2023!\nBEGIN!", ">\n\nGreat now I gotta go listen to 40 ERBoH videos", ">\n\n\"Canal traffic is unaffected, the canal authority's chairman Osama Rabie said.\"", ">\n\nCanal authority is what I call it when my wife bosses me around", ">\n\nNo that one is without the C", ">\n\nNo, what you mean is when the morning coffee takes control", ">\n\nNot again.", ">\n\nWhat next, a bowl of petunias?", ">\n\n“Hey, I’ve seen this one! I’ve seen this one! This is a classic!”", ">\n\nWhat do you mean you’ve seen it, it’s brand new?", ">\n\nWhat are you doing step-ship!?", ">\n\nI just need a quick tug.", ">\n\nAgain!?", ">\n\nHooray! Worldwide commerce meltdown again! Oh, wait, no, that one is bad...", ">\n\nSorry, no raises this year because that global thing that happened for a couple of days\n-Corporations", ">\n\nAlso, all of the products and services that aren't significantly impacted are going to receive price hikes regardless- which will stick around well-after the supply chain has normalized. Our ~~suckers~~ customers ~~are too dumb to notice~~ understand that our products and services have great value and we're always doing our best to stay competitive with the other sociopaths in the price-fixed industry.", ">\n\nDammit, again?", ">\n\nYES! THEY PUT IT BACK!!!", ">\n\nThis should be interesting, 2023 off to a good start :)", ">\n\nLooks like a lousy remake of couple of previous years...", ">\n\nI've already seen this season.", ">\n\nI feel like I’ve heard this somewhere before…", ">\n\nSounds like no one read the article... They were able to get the ship unstuck, and it didn't sound like it caused any blockage. So nothing to worry about, and nothing like the last blockage.", ">\n\nImagine the captains face right now though. Just think. They all hope it won't be them, but it had to be someone.", ">\n\n2023 writers getting lazy now.", ">\n\nHave we even recover from the last?", ">\n\nI already saw this episode…", ">\n\nIt got up and left, why is everyone confused?", ">\n\nNobody asked for a sequel to Attack of the Crab Monsters (1957).", ">\n\nI’lll just leave this here.", ">\n\nThank you", ">\n\na.s.h.w.g.a.", ">\n\nLet's gooooo.", ">\n\nGreat, now I will have to wait even longer for my container full of rubber dog poo", ">\n\nIt has been resolved already: source", ">\n\nThis new is breaking!", ">\n\n*again", ">\n\nWell this year is off to a GREAT start.", ">\n\n:( why did it have to be a Ukrainian grain ship … they need the god damn money and the world needs their god damn grain ." ]

[ "Here we go again...\nWhat do we do with a drunken sailor? What do we do we do with a drunken sailor? What do we do with a drunken sailor, early in the morning?", ">\n\nThrow em in the brig until they're sober", ">\n\nFeed 'em to the hungry rats for dinner.", ">\n\nAnd this is why I'll need to listen to the Drunken Whaler on repeat for some amount of time.", ">\n\nBetween this and the other things happening around the world it's like watching the events of the past 2-3 years replaying themselves.", ">\n\n\n\nSuez Canal blocked by a cargo ship ✅\n\n\nA high number of contagious tourists coming in from China ✅\n\n\nA defeated president's supporters storm a country's government buildings ✅\n\n\nYep, sounds familiar alright.", ">\n\nHistory repeats, no one learns from the past.", ">\n\nI just heard someone say, \"History doesn't repeat itself, but it does rhyme.\"", ">\n\nTime is a circle from a view except it's more like a staircase. And there's a shake at certain parts. \nHating the trudge upwards and always going around.", ">\n\nVonnegut or mcconaughey?", ">\n\n\"Canal traffic is unaffected, the canal authority's chairman Osama Rabie said.\"", ">\n\nCanal authority is what I call it when my wife bosses me around", ">\n\nNot again.", ">\n\nWhat next, a bowl of petunias?", ">\n\nWhat are you doing step-ship!?", ">\n\nI just need a quick tug.", ">\n\nHooray! Worldwide commerce meltdown again! Oh, wait, no, that one is bad...", ">\n\nSorry, no raises this year because that global thing that happened for a couple of days\n-Corporations", ">\n\nAlso, all of the products and services that aren't significantly impacted are going to receive price hikes regardless- which will stick around well-after the supply chain has normalized. Our ~~suckers~~ customers ~~are too dumb to notice~~ understand that our products and services have great value and we're always doing our best to stay competitive with the other sociopaths in the price-fixed industry.", ">\n\nDammit, again?", ">\n\n“Hey, I’ve seen this one! I’ve seen this one! This is a classic!”", ">\n\nAgain!?", ">\n\nYES! THEY PUT IT BACK!!!", ">\n\nImagine the captains face right now though. Just think. They all hope it won't be them, but it had to be someone.", ">\n\nI've already seen this season.", ">\n\n2023 writers getting lazy now.", ">\n\nI feel like I’ve heard this somewhere before…", ">\n\n:( why did it have to be a Ukrainian grain ship … they need the god damn money and the world needs their god damn grain .", ">\n\nAnd why does China need Ukrainian grain?", ">\n\nI’lll just leave this here.", ">\n\nThank you", ">\n\na.s.h.w.g.a.", ">\n\nThis should be interesting, 2023 off to a good start :)", ">\n\nLooks like a lousy remake of couple of previous years...", ">\n\nHave we even recover from the last?", ">\n\nI already saw this episode…", ">\n\nLet's gooooo.", ">\n\nThese idiots can't captain ships for shit", ">\n\nFrom the article: “It is currently unclear to what extent canal traffic is affected.”\nPretty sure that means it is badly affected.", ">\n\nAlso from the article:\n\nCanal traffic is unaffected, the canal authority's chairman Osama Rabie said.", ">\n\nIm not even lying, they changed/updated the article and now its 4x as long with much more info. Thanks.", ">\n\nI actually thought something like that happened. I don't think you're lying! I mean, that would be a weird thing to lie about.", ">\n\nFor f sake can the US just pay Egypt to build a fing second line already. Pretty sure the US could have paid Egypt to build 12 canals from the last wreck and now here we are again. Seriously Egypt doesn't have the money so just pay for it already so we don't have months long shipping crisis every year.", ">\n\nThis ignores both the history of the existing canal and the current megaprojects unfolding in egypt", ">\n\nWe've got another one, folks! 🎉🎉🎉🎉 (On a serious note, FOR FUCK'S SAKE!)", ">\n\nOh god please, Not again.", ">\n\nI bet my new tote bag was on there.", ">\n\nOn a ship carrying grain from Ukraine to China?", ">\n\n\nCanal traffic is unaffected, the canal authority's chairman Osama Rabie said.", ">\n\nIt’s like deja vu all over again.", ">\n\nAgain?", ">\n\nJesus, not again.", ">\n\noh no... not again.", ">\n\nhaha, yes!\nround 2", ">\n\nOkay, who decided to put history on loop?", ">\n\nCan anyone linke some radar site for ships? So we can track how \"bad\" it is?", ">\n\nOh no, not again.", ">\n\nLet's gooooo!", ">\n\nWe don’t need no stinkin supply chain!", ">\n\nEvergreen 2?", ">\n\nThis was a good episode of The Truman Show.", ">\n\nUkraine still exporting to China . Unfuckin real", ">\n\nGreat, now I will have to wait even longer for my container full of rubber dog poo", ">\n\nHere we go again...\nWhat do we do with a drunken sailor? What do we do we do with a drunken sailor? What do we do with a drunken sailor, early in the morning?", ">\n\nThrow em in the brig until they're sober", ">\n\nFeed 'em to the hungry rats for dinner.", ">\n\nPut them in bed with the captain's daughter", ">\n\nHave you seen the captain’s daughter (early in the morning)?", ">\n\nSober?", ">\n\nBetween this and the other things happening around the world it's like watching the events of the past 2-3 years replaying themselves.", ">\n\n\n\nShip stuck at the Suez Canal ✅\n\n\nA high number of contagious tourists coming in from China ✅\n\n\nA defeated president's supporters storm a country's government buildings ✅\n\n\nYep, sounds familiar alright.", ">\n\nHistory repeats, no one learns from the past.", ">\n\nI just heard someone say, \"History doesn't repeat itself, but it does rhyme.\"", ">\n\nRepeat Rap Battles of History! \n2020! Vs! 2023!\nBEGIN!", ">\n\nGreat now I gotta go listen to 40 ERBoH videos", ">\n\n\"Canal traffic is unaffected, the canal authority's chairman Osama Rabie said.\"", ">\n\nCanal authority is what I call it when my wife bosses me around", ">\n\nNo that one is without the C", ">\n\nNo, what you mean is when the morning coffee takes control", ">\n\nNot again.", ">\n\nWhat next, a bowl of petunias?", ">\n\n“Hey, I’ve seen this one! I’ve seen this one! This is a classic!”", ">\n\nWhat do you mean you’ve seen it, it’s brand new?", ">\n\nWhat are you doing step-ship!?", ">\n\nI just need a quick tug.", ">\n\nAgain!?", ">\n\nHooray! Worldwide commerce meltdown again! Oh, wait, no, that one is bad...", ">\n\nSorry, no raises this year because that global thing that happened for a couple of days\n-Corporations", ">\n\nAlso, all of the products and services that aren't significantly impacted are going to receive price hikes regardless- which will stick around well-after the supply chain has normalized. Our ~~suckers~~ customers ~~are too dumb to notice~~ understand that our products and services have great value and we're always doing our best to stay competitive with the other sociopaths in the price-fixed industry.", ">\n\nDammit, again?", ">\n\nYES! THEY PUT IT BACK!!!", ">\n\nThis should be interesting, 2023 off to a good start :)", ">\n\nLooks like a lousy remake of couple of previous years...", ">\n\nI've already seen this season.", ">\n\nI feel like I’ve heard this somewhere before…", ">\n\nSounds like no one read the article... They were able to get the ship unstuck, and it didn't sound like it caused any blockage. So nothing to worry about, and nothing like the last blockage.", ">\n\nImagine the captains face right now though. Just think. They all hope it won't be them, but it had to be someone.", ">\n\n2023 writers getting lazy now.", ">\n\nHave we even recover from the last?", ">\n\nI already saw this episode…", ">\n\nIt got up and left, why is everyone confused?", ">\n\nNobody asked for a sequel to Attack of the Crab Monsters (1957).", ">\n\nI’lll just leave this here.", ">\n\nThank you", ">\n\na.s.h.w.g.a.", ">\n\nLet's gooooo.", ">\n\nGreat, now I will have to wait even longer for my container full of rubber dog poo", ">\n\nIt has been resolved already: source", ">\n\nThis new is breaking!", ">\n\n*again", ">\n\nWell this year is off to a GREAT start.", ">\n\n:( why did it have to be a Ukrainian grain ship … they need the god damn money and the world needs their god damn grain .", ">\n\nAnd why does China need Ukrainian grain?" ]

[ "Here we go again...\nWhat do we do with a drunken sailor? What do we do we do with a drunken sailor? What do we do with a drunken sailor, early in the morning?", ">\n\nThrow em in the brig until they're sober", ">\n\nFeed 'em to the hungry rats for dinner.", ">\n\nAnd this is why I'll need to listen to the Drunken Whaler on repeat for some amount of time.", ">\n\nBetween this and the other things happening around the world it's like watching the events of the past 2-3 years replaying themselves.", ">\n\n\n\nSuez Canal blocked by a cargo ship ✅\n\n\nA high number of contagious tourists coming in from China ✅\n\n\nA defeated president's supporters storm a country's government buildings ✅\n\n\nYep, sounds familiar alright.", ">\n\nHistory repeats, no one learns from the past.", ">\n\nI just heard someone say, \"History doesn't repeat itself, but it does rhyme.\"", ">\n\nTime is a circle from a view except it's more like a staircase. And there's a shake at certain parts. \nHating the trudge upwards and always going around.", ">\n\nVonnegut or mcconaughey?", ">\n\n\"Canal traffic is unaffected, the canal authority's chairman Osama Rabie said.\"", ">\n\nCanal authority is what I call it when my wife bosses me around", ">\n\nNot again.", ">\n\nWhat next, a bowl of petunias?", ">\n\nWhat are you doing step-ship!?", ">\n\nI just need a quick tug.", ">\n\nHooray! Worldwide commerce meltdown again! Oh, wait, no, that one is bad...", ">\n\nSorry, no raises this year because that global thing that happened for a couple of days\n-Corporations", ">\n\nAlso, all of the products and services that aren't significantly impacted are going to receive price hikes regardless- which will stick around well-after the supply chain has normalized. Our ~~suckers~~ customers ~~are too dumb to notice~~ understand that our products and services have great value and we're always doing our best to stay competitive with the other sociopaths in the price-fixed industry.", ">\n\nDammit, again?", ">\n\n“Hey, I’ve seen this one! I’ve seen this one! This is a classic!”", ">\n\nAgain!?", ">\n\nYES! THEY PUT IT BACK!!!", ">\n\nImagine the captains face right now though. Just think. They all hope it won't be them, but it had to be someone.", ">\n\nI've already seen this season.", ">\n\n2023 writers getting lazy now.", ">\n\nI feel like I’ve heard this somewhere before…", ">\n\n:( why did it have to be a Ukrainian grain ship … they need the god damn money and the world needs their god damn grain .", ">\n\nAnd why does China need Ukrainian grain?", ">\n\nI’lll just leave this here.", ">\n\nThank you", ">\n\na.s.h.w.g.a.", ">\n\nThis should be interesting, 2023 off to a good start :)", ">\n\nLooks like a lousy remake of couple of previous years...", ">\n\nHave we even recover from the last?", ">\n\nI already saw this episode…", ">\n\nLet's gooooo.", ">\n\nThese idiots can't captain ships for shit", ">\n\nFrom the article: “It is currently unclear to what extent canal traffic is affected.”\nPretty sure that means it is badly affected.", ">\n\nAlso from the article:\n\nCanal traffic is unaffected, the canal authority's chairman Osama Rabie said.", ">\n\nIm not even lying, they changed/updated the article and now its 4x as long with much more info. Thanks.", ">\n\nI actually thought something like that happened. I don't think you're lying! I mean, that would be a weird thing to lie about.", ">\n\nFor f sake can the US just pay Egypt to build a fing second line already. Pretty sure the US could have paid Egypt to build 12 canals from the last wreck and now here we are again. Seriously Egypt doesn't have the money so just pay for it already so we don't have months long shipping crisis every year.", ">\n\nThis ignores both the history of the existing canal and the current megaprojects unfolding in egypt", ">\n\nWe've got another one, folks! 🎉🎉🎉🎉 (On a serious note, FOR FUCK'S SAKE!)", ">\n\nOh god please, Not again.", ">\n\nI bet my new tote bag was on there.", ">\n\nOn a ship carrying grain from Ukraine to China?", ">\n\n\nCanal traffic is unaffected, the canal authority's chairman Osama Rabie said.", ">\n\nIt’s like deja vu all over again.", ">\n\nAgain?", ">\n\nJesus, not again.", ">\n\noh no... not again.", ">\n\nhaha, yes!\nround 2", ">\n\nOkay, who decided to put history on loop?", ">\n\nCan anyone linke some radar site for ships? So we can track how \"bad\" it is?", ">\n\nOh no, not again.", ">\n\nLet's gooooo!", ">\n\nWe don’t need no stinkin supply chain!", ">\n\nEvergreen 2?", ">\n\nThis was a good episode of The Truman Show.", ">\n\nUkraine still exporting to China . Unfuckin real", ">\n\nGreat, now I will have to wait even longer for my container full of rubber dog poo", ">\n\nHere we go again...\nWhat do we do with a drunken sailor? What do we do we do with a drunken sailor? What do we do with a drunken sailor, early in the morning?", ">\n\nThrow em in the brig until they're sober", ">\n\nFeed 'em to the hungry rats for dinner.", ">\n\nPut them in bed with the captain's daughter", ">\n\nHave you seen the captain’s daughter (early in the morning)?", ">\n\nSober?", ">\n\nBetween this and the other things happening around the world it's like watching the events of the past 2-3 years replaying themselves.", ">\n\n\n\nShip stuck at the Suez Canal ✅\n\n\nA high number of contagious tourists coming in from China ✅\n\n\nA defeated president's supporters storm a country's government buildings ✅\n\n\nYep, sounds familiar alright.", ">\n\nHistory repeats, no one learns from the past.", ">\n\nI just heard someone say, \"History doesn't repeat itself, but it does rhyme.\"", ">\n\nRepeat Rap Battles of History! \n2020! Vs! 2023!\nBEGIN!", ">\n\nGreat now I gotta go listen to 40 ERBoH videos", ">\n\n\"Canal traffic is unaffected, the canal authority's chairman Osama Rabie said.\"", ">\n\nCanal authority is what I call it when my wife bosses me around", ">\n\nNo that one is without the C", ">\n\nNo, what you mean is when the morning coffee takes control", ">\n\nNot again.", ">\n\nWhat next, a bowl of petunias?", ">\n\n“Hey, I’ve seen this one! I’ve seen this one! This is a classic!”", ">\n\nWhat do you mean you’ve seen it, it’s brand new?", ">\n\nWhat are you doing step-ship!?", ">\n\nI just need a quick tug.", ">\n\nAgain!?", ">\n\nHooray! Worldwide commerce meltdown again! Oh, wait, no, that one is bad...", ">\n\nSorry, no raises this year because that global thing that happened for a couple of days\n-Corporations", ">\n\nAlso, all of the products and services that aren't significantly impacted are going to receive price hikes regardless- which will stick around well-after the supply chain has normalized. Our ~~suckers~~ customers ~~are too dumb to notice~~ understand that our products and services have great value and we're always doing our best to stay competitive with the other sociopaths in the price-fixed industry.", ">\n\nDammit, again?", ">\n\nYES! THEY PUT IT BACK!!!", ">\n\nThis should be interesting, 2023 off to a good start :)", ">\n\nLooks like a lousy remake of couple of previous years...", ">\n\nI've already seen this season.", ">\n\nI feel like I’ve heard this somewhere before…", ">\n\nSounds like no one read the article... They were able to get the ship unstuck, and it didn't sound like it caused any blockage. So nothing to worry about, and nothing like the last blockage.", ">\n\nImagine the captains face right now though. Just think. They all hope it won't be them, but it had to be someone.", ">\n\n2023 writers getting lazy now.", ">\n\nHave we even recover from the last?", ">\n\nI already saw this episode…", ">\n\nIt got up and left, why is everyone confused?", ">\n\nNobody asked for a sequel to Attack of the Crab Monsters (1957).", ">\n\nI’lll just leave this here.", ">\n\nThank you", ">\n\na.s.h.w.g.a.", ">\n\nLet's gooooo.", ">\n\nGreat, now I will have to wait even longer for my container full of rubber dog poo", ">\n\nIt has been resolved already: source", ">\n\nThis new is breaking!", ">\n\n*again", ">\n\nWell this year is off to a GREAT start.", ">\n\n:( why did it have to be a Ukrainian grain ship … they need the god damn money and the world needs their god damn grain .", ">\n\nAnd why does China need Ukrainian grain?", ">\n\nSo people dont starve ?" ]

[ "Here we go again...\nWhat do we do with a drunken sailor? What do we do we do with a drunken sailor? What do we do with a drunken sailor, early in the morning?", ">\n\nThrow em in the brig until they're sober", ">\n\nFeed 'em to the hungry rats for dinner.", ">\n\nAnd this is why I'll need to listen to the Drunken Whaler on repeat for some amount of time.", ">\n\nBetween this and the other things happening around the world it's like watching the events of the past 2-3 years replaying themselves.", ">\n\n\n\nSuez Canal blocked by a cargo ship ✅\n\n\nA high number of contagious tourists coming in from China ✅\n\n\nA defeated president's supporters storm a country's government buildings ✅\n\n\nYep, sounds familiar alright.", ">\n\nHistory repeats, no one learns from the past.", ">\n\nI just heard someone say, \"History doesn't repeat itself, but it does rhyme.\"", ">\n\nTime is a circle from a view except it's more like a staircase. And there's a shake at certain parts. \nHating the trudge upwards and always going around.", ">\n\nVonnegut or mcconaughey?", ">\n\n\"Canal traffic is unaffected, the canal authority's chairman Osama Rabie said.\"", ">\n\nCanal authority is what I call it when my wife bosses me around", ">\n\nNot again.", ">\n\nWhat next, a bowl of petunias?", ">\n\nWhat are you doing step-ship!?", ">\n\nI just need a quick tug.", ">\n\nHooray! Worldwide commerce meltdown again! Oh, wait, no, that one is bad...", ">\n\nSorry, no raises this year because that global thing that happened for a couple of days\n-Corporations", ">\n\nAlso, all of the products and services that aren't significantly impacted are going to receive price hikes regardless- which will stick around well-after the supply chain has normalized. Our ~~suckers~~ customers ~~are too dumb to notice~~ understand that our products and services have great value and we're always doing our best to stay competitive with the other sociopaths in the price-fixed industry.", ">\n\nDammit, again?", ">\n\n“Hey, I’ve seen this one! I’ve seen this one! This is a classic!”", ">\n\nAgain!?", ">\n\nYES! THEY PUT IT BACK!!!", ">\n\nImagine the captains face right now though. Just think. They all hope it won't be them, but it had to be someone.", ">\n\nI've already seen this season.", ">\n\n2023 writers getting lazy now.", ">\n\nI feel like I’ve heard this somewhere before…", ">\n\n:( why did it have to be a Ukrainian grain ship … they need the god damn money and the world needs their god damn grain .", ">\n\nAnd why does China need Ukrainian grain?", ">\n\nI’lll just leave this here.", ">\n\nThank you", ">\n\na.s.h.w.g.a.", ">\n\nThis should be interesting, 2023 off to a good start :)", ">\n\nLooks like a lousy remake of couple of previous years...", ">\n\nHave we even recover from the last?", ">\n\nI already saw this episode…", ">\n\nLet's gooooo.", ">\n\nThese idiots can't captain ships for shit", ">\n\nFrom the article: “It is currently unclear to what extent canal traffic is affected.”\nPretty sure that means it is badly affected.", ">\n\nAlso from the article:\n\nCanal traffic is unaffected, the canal authority's chairman Osama Rabie said.", ">\n\nIm not even lying, they changed/updated the article and now its 4x as long with much more info. Thanks.", ">\n\nI actually thought something like that happened. I don't think you're lying! I mean, that would be a weird thing to lie about.", ">\n\nFor f sake can the US just pay Egypt to build a fing second line already. Pretty sure the US could have paid Egypt to build 12 canals from the last wreck and now here we are again. Seriously Egypt doesn't have the money so just pay for it already so we don't have months long shipping crisis every year.", ">\n\nThis ignores both the history of the existing canal and the current megaprojects unfolding in egypt", ">\n\nWe've got another one, folks! 🎉🎉🎉🎉 (On a serious note, FOR FUCK'S SAKE!)", ">\n\nOh god please, Not again.", ">\n\nI bet my new tote bag was on there.", ">\n\nOn a ship carrying grain from Ukraine to China?", ">\n\n\nCanal traffic is unaffected, the canal authority's chairman Osama Rabie said.", ">\n\nIt’s like deja vu all over again.", ">\n\nAgain?", ">\n\nJesus, not again.", ">\n\noh no... not again.", ">\n\nhaha, yes!\nround 2", ">\n\nOkay, who decided to put history on loop?", ">\n\nCan anyone linke some radar site for ships? So we can track how \"bad\" it is?", ">\n\nOh no, not again.", ">\n\nLet's gooooo!", ">\n\nWe don’t need no stinkin supply chain!", ">\n\nEvergreen 2?", ">\n\nThis was a good episode of The Truman Show.", ">\n\nUkraine still exporting to China . Unfuckin real", ">\n\nGreat, now I will have to wait even longer for my container full of rubber dog poo", ">\n\nHere we go again...\nWhat do we do with a drunken sailor? What do we do we do with a drunken sailor? What do we do with a drunken sailor, early in the morning?", ">\n\nThrow em in the brig until they're sober", ">\n\nFeed 'em to the hungry rats for dinner.", ">\n\nPut them in bed with the captain's daughter", ">\n\nHave you seen the captain’s daughter (early in the morning)?", ">\n\nSober?", ">\n\nBetween this and the other things happening around the world it's like watching the events of the past 2-3 years replaying themselves.", ">\n\n\n\nShip stuck at the Suez Canal ✅\n\n\nA high number of contagious tourists coming in from China ✅\n\n\nA defeated president's supporters storm a country's government buildings ✅\n\n\nYep, sounds familiar alright.", ">\n\nHistory repeats, no one learns from the past.", ">\n\nI just heard someone say, \"History doesn't repeat itself, but it does rhyme.\"", ">\n\nRepeat Rap Battles of History! \n2020! Vs! 2023!\nBEGIN!", ">\n\nGreat now I gotta go listen to 40 ERBoH videos", ">\n\n\"Canal traffic is unaffected, the canal authority's chairman Osama Rabie said.\"", ">\n\nCanal authority is what I call it when my wife bosses me around", ">\n\nNo that one is without the C", ">\n\nNo, what you mean is when the morning coffee takes control", ">\n\nNot again.", ">\n\nWhat next, a bowl of petunias?", ">\n\n“Hey, I’ve seen this one! I’ve seen this one! This is a classic!”", ">\n\nWhat do you mean you’ve seen it, it’s brand new?", ">\n\nWhat are you doing step-ship!?", ">\n\nI just need a quick tug.", ">\n\nAgain!?", ">\n\nHooray! Worldwide commerce meltdown again! Oh, wait, no, that one is bad...", ">\n\nSorry, no raises this year because that global thing that happened for a couple of days\n-Corporations", ">\n\nAlso, all of the products and services that aren't significantly impacted are going to receive price hikes regardless- which will stick around well-after the supply chain has normalized. Our ~~suckers~~ customers ~~are too dumb to notice~~ understand that our products and services have great value and we're always doing our best to stay competitive with the other sociopaths in the price-fixed industry.", ">\n\nDammit, again?", ">\n\nYES! THEY PUT IT BACK!!!", ">\n\nThis should be interesting, 2023 off to a good start :)", ">\n\nLooks like a lousy remake of couple of previous years...", ">\n\nI've already seen this season.", ">\n\nI feel like I’ve heard this somewhere before…", ">\n\nSounds like no one read the article... They were able to get the ship unstuck, and it didn't sound like it caused any blockage. So nothing to worry about, and nothing like the last blockage.", ">\n\nImagine the captains face right now though. Just think. They all hope it won't be them, but it had to be someone.", ">\n\n2023 writers getting lazy now.", ">\n\nHave we even recover from the last?", ">\n\nI already saw this episode…", ">\n\nIt got up and left, why is everyone confused?", ">\n\nNobody asked for a sequel to Attack of the Crab Monsters (1957).", ">\n\nI’lll just leave this here.", ">\n\nThank you", ">\n\na.s.h.w.g.a.", ">\n\nLet's gooooo.", ">\n\nGreat, now I will have to wait even longer for my container full of rubber dog poo", ">\n\nIt has been resolved already: source", ">\n\nThis new is breaking!", ">\n\n*again", ">\n\nWell this year is off to a GREAT start.", ">\n\n:( why did it have to be a Ukrainian grain ship … they need the god damn money and the world needs their god damn grain .", ">\n\nAnd why does China need Ukrainian grain?", ">\n\nSo people dont starve ?", ">\n\nI didn't realize that such a massive industrial country as China needs grain import to not starve." ]

[ "Here we go again...\nWhat do we do with a drunken sailor? What do we do we do with a drunken sailor? What do we do with a drunken sailor, early in the morning?", ">\n\nThrow em in the brig until they're sober", ">\n\nFeed 'em to the hungry rats for dinner.", ">\n\nAnd this is why I'll need to listen to the Drunken Whaler on repeat for some amount of time.", ">\n\nBetween this and the other things happening around the world it's like watching the events of the past 2-3 years replaying themselves.", ">\n\n\n\nSuez Canal blocked by a cargo ship ✅\n\n\nA high number of contagious tourists coming in from China ✅\n\n\nA defeated president's supporters storm a country's government buildings ✅\n\n\nYep, sounds familiar alright.", ">\n\nHistory repeats, no one learns from the past.", ">\n\nI just heard someone say, \"History doesn't repeat itself, but it does rhyme.\"", ">\n\nTime is a circle from a view except it's more like a staircase. And there's a shake at certain parts. \nHating the trudge upwards and always going around.", ">\n\nVonnegut or mcconaughey?", ">\n\n\"Canal traffic is unaffected, the canal authority's chairman Osama Rabie said.\"", ">\n\nCanal authority is what I call it when my wife bosses me around", ">\n\nNot again.", ">\n\nWhat next, a bowl of petunias?", ">\n\nWhat are you doing step-ship!?", ">\n\nI just need a quick tug.", ">\n\nHooray! Worldwide commerce meltdown again! Oh, wait, no, that one is bad...", ">\n\nSorry, no raises this year because that global thing that happened for a couple of days\n-Corporations", ">\n\nAlso, all of the products and services that aren't significantly impacted are going to receive price hikes regardless- which will stick around well-after the supply chain has normalized. Our ~~suckers~~ customers ~~are too dumb to notice~~ understand that our products and services have great value and we're always doing our best to stay competitive with the other sociopaths in the price-fixed industry.", ">\n\nDammit, again?", ">\n\n“Hey, I’ve seen this one! I’ve seen this one! This is a classic!”", ">\n\nAgain!?", ">\n\nYES! THEY PUT IT BACK!!!", ">\n\nImagine the captains face right now though. Just think. They all hope it won't be them, but it had to be someone.", ">\n\nI've already seen this season.", ">\n\n2023 writers getting lazy now.", ">\n\nI feel like I’ve heard this somewhere before…", ">\n\n:( why did it have to be a Ukrainian grain ship … they need the god damn money and the world needs their god damn grain .", ">\n\nAnd why does China need Ukrainian grain?", ">\n\nI’lll just leave this here.", ">\n\nThank you", ">\n\na.s.h.w.g.a.", ">\n\nThis should be interesting, 2023 off to a good start :)", ">\n\nLooks like a lousy remake of couple of previous years...", ">\n\nHave we even recover from the last?", ">\n\nI already saw this episode…", ">\n\nLet's gooooo.", ">\n\nThese idiots can't captain ships for shit", ">\n\nFrom the article: “It is currently unclear to what extent canal traffic is affected.”\nPretty sure that means it is badly affected.", ">\n\nAlso from the article:\n\nCanal traffic is unaffected, the canal authority's chairman Osama Rabie said.", ">\n\nIm not even lying, they changed/updated the article and now its 4x as long with much more info. Thanks.", ">\n\nI actually thought something like that happened. I don't think you're lying! I mean, that would be a weird thing to lie about.", ">\n\nFor f sake can the US just pay Egypt to build a fing second line already. Pretty sure the US could have paid Egypt to build 12 canals from the last wreck and now here we are again. Seriously Egypt doesn't have the money so just pay for it already so we don't have months long shipping crisis every year.", ">\n\nThis ignores both the history of the existing canal and the current megaprojects unfolding in egypt", ">\n\nWe've got another one, folks! 🎉🎉🎉🎉 (On a serious note, FOR FUCK'S SAKE!)", ">\n\nOh god please, Not again.", ">\n\nI bet my new tote bag was on there.", ">\n\nOn a ship carrying grain from Ukraine to China?", ">\n\n\nCanal traffic is unaffected, the canal authority's chairman Osama Rabie said.", ">\n\nIt’s like deja vu all over again.", ">\n\nAgain?", ">\n\nJesus, not again.", ">\n\noh no... not again.", ">\n\nhaha, yes!\nround 2", ">\n\nOkay, who decided to put history on loop?", ">\n\nCan anyone linke some radar site for ships? So we can track how \"bad\" it is?", ">\n\nOh no, not again.", ">\n\nLet's gooooo!", ">\n\nWe don’t need no stinkin supply chain!", ">\n\nEvergreen 2?", ">\n\nThis was a good episode of The Truman Show.", ">\n\nUkraine still exporting to China . Unfuckin real", ">\n\nGreat, now I will have to wait even longer for my container full of rubber dog poo", ">\n\nHere we go again...\nWhat do we do with a drunken sailor? What do we do we do with a drunken sailor? What do we do with a drunken sailor, early in the morning?", ">\n\nThrow em in the brig until they're sober", ">\n\nFeed 'em to the hungry rats for dinner.", ">\n\nPut them in bed with the captain's daughter", ">\n\nHave you seen the captain’s daughter (early in the morning)?", ">\n\nSober?", ">\n\nBetween this and the other things happening around the world it's like watching the events of the past 2-3 years replaying themselves.", ">\n\n\n\nShip stuck at the Suez Canal ✅\n\n\nA high number of contagious tourists coming in from China ✅\n\n\nA defeated president's supporters storm a country's government buildings ✅\n\n\nYep, sounds familiar alright.", ">\n\nHistory repeats, no one learns from the past.", ">\n\nI just heard someone say, \"History doesn't repeat itself, but it does rhyme.\"", ">\n\nRepeat Rap Battles of History! \n2020! Vs! 2023!\nBEGIN!", ">\n\nGreat now I gotta go listen to 40 ERBoH videos", ">\n\n\"Canal traffic is unaffected, the canal authority's chairman Osama Rabie said.\"", ">\n\nCanal authority is what I call it when my wife bosses me around", ">\n\nNo that one is without the C", ">\n\nNo, what you mean is when the morning coffee takes control", ">\n\nNot again.", ">\n\nWhat next, a bowl of petunias?", ">\n\n“Hey, I’ve seen this one! I’ve seen this one! This is a classic!”", ">\n\nWhat do you mean you’ve seen it, it’s brand new?", ">\n\nWhat are you doing step-ship!?", ">\n\nI just need a quick tug.", ">\n\nAgain!?", ">\n\nHooray! Worldwide commerce meltdown again! Oh, wait, no, that one is bad...", ">\n\nSorry, no raises this year because that global thing that happened for a couple of days\n-Corporations", ">\n\nAlso, all of the products and services that aren't significantly impacted are going to receive price hikes regardless- which will stick around well-after the supply chain has normalized. Our ~~suckers~~ customers ~~are too dumb to notice~~ understand that our products and services have great value and we're always doing our best to stay competitive with the other sociopaths in the price-fixed industry.", ">\n\nDammit, again?", ">\n\nYES! THEY PUT IT BACK!!!", ">\n\nThis should be interesting, 2023 off to a good start :)", ">\n\nLooks like a lousy remake of couple of previous years...", ">\n\nI've already seen this season.", ">\n\nI feel like I’ve heard this somewhere before…", ">\n\nSounds like no one read the article... They were able to get the ship unstuck, and it didn't sound like it caused any blockage. So nothing to worry about, and nothing like the last blockage.", ">\n\nImagine the captains face right now though. Just think. They all hope it won't be them, but it had to be someone.", ">\n\n2023 writers getting lazy now.", ">\n\nHave we even recover from the last?", ">\n\nI already saw this episode…", ">\n\nIt got up and left, why is everyone confused?", ">\n\nNobody asked for a sequel to Attack of the Crab Monsters (1957).", ">\n\nI’lll just leave this here.", ">\n\nThank you", ">\n\na.s.h.w.g.a.", ">\n\nLet's gooooo.", ">\n\nGreat, now I will have to wait even longer for my container full of rubber dog poo", ">\n\nIt has been resolved already: source", ">\n\nThis new is breaking!", ">\n\n*again", ">\n\nWell this year is off to a GREAT start.", ">\n\n:( why did it have to be a Ukrainian grain ship … they need the god damn money and the world needs their god damn grain .", ">\n\nAnd why does China need Ukrainian grain?", ">\n\nSo people dont starve ?", ">\n\nI didn't realize that such a massive industrial country as China needs grain import to not starve.", ">\n\nFrom the article: “It is currently unclear to what extent canal traffic is affected.”\nPretty sure that means it is badly affected." ]

[ "Here we go again...\nWhat do we do with a drunken sailor? What do we do we do with a drunken sailor? What do we do with a drunken sailor, early in the morning?", ">\n\nThrow em in the brig until they're sober", ">\n\nFeed 'em to the hungry rats for dinner.", ">\n\nAnd this is why I'll need to listen to the Drunken Whaler on repeat for some amount of time.", ">\n\nBetween this and the other things happening around the world it's like watching the events of the past 2-3 years replaying themselves.", ">\n\n\n\nSuez Canal blocked by a cargo ship ✅\n\n\nA high number of contagious tourists coming in from China ✅\n\n\nA defeated president's supporters storm a country's government buildings ✅\n\n\nYep, sounds familiar alright.", ">\n\nHistory repeats, no one learns from the past.", ">\n\nI just heard someone say, \"History doesn't repeat itself, but it does rhyme.\"", ">\n\nTime is a circle from a view except it's more like a staircase. And there's a shake at certain parts. \nHating the trudge upwards and always going around.", ">\n\nVonnegut or mcconaughey?", ">\n\n\"Canal traffic is unaffected, the canal authority's chairman Osama Rabie said.\"", ">\n\nCanal authority is what I call it when my wife bosses me around", ">\n\nNot again.", ">\n\nWhat next, a bowl of petunias?", ">\n\nWhat are you doing step-ship!?", ">\n\nI just need a quick tug.", ">\n\nHooray! Worldwide commerce meltdown again! Oh, wait, no, that one is bad...", ">\n\nSorry, no raises this year because that global thing that happened for a couple of days\n-Corporations", ">\n\nAlso, all of the products and services that aren't significantly impacted are going to receive price hikes regardless- which will stick around well-after the supply chain has normalized. Our ~~suckers~~ customers ~~are too dumb to notice~~ understand that our products and services have great value and we're always doing our best to stay competitive with the other sociopaths in the price-fixed industry.", ">\n\nDammit, again?", ">\n\n“Hey, I’ve seen this one! I’ve seen this one! This is a classic!”", ">\n\nAgain!?", ">\n\nYES! THEY PUT IT BACK!!!", ">\n\nImagine the captains face right now though. Just think. They all hope it won't be them, but it had to be someone.", ">\n\nI've already seen this season.", ">\n\n2023 writers getting lazy now.", ">\n\nI feel like I’ve heard this somewhere before…", ">\n\n:( why did it have to be a Ukrainian grain ship … they need the god damn money and the world needs their god damn grain .", ">\n\nAnd why does China need Ukrainian grain?", ">\n\nI’lll just leave this here.", ">\n\nThank you", ">\n\na.s.h.w.g.a.", ">\n\nThis should be interesting, 2023 off to a good start :)", ">\n\nLooks like a lousy remake of couple of previous years...", ">\n\nHave we even recover from the last?", ">\n\nI already saw this episode…", ">\n\nLet's gooooo.", ">\n\nThese idiots can't captain ships for shit", ">\n\nFrom the article: “It is currently unclear to what extent canal traffic is affected.”\nPretty sure that means it is badly affected.", ">\n\nAlso from the article:\n\nCanal traffic is unaffected, the canal authority's chairman Osama Rabie said.", ">\n\nIm not even lying, they changed/updated the article and now its 4x as long with much more info. Thanks.", ">\n\nI actually thought something like that happened. I don't think you're lying! I mean, that would be a weird thing to lie about.", ">\n\nFor f sake can the US just pay Egypt to build a fing second line already. Pretty sure the US could have paid Egypt to build 12 canals from the last wreck and now here we are again. Seriously Egypt doesn't have the money so just pay for it already so we don't have months long shipping crisis every year.", ">\n\nThis ignores both the history of the existing canal and the current megaprojects unfolding in egypt", ">\n\nWe've got another one, folks! 🎉🎉🎉🎉 (On a serious note, FOR FUCK'S SAKE!)", ">\n\nOh god please, Not again.", ">\n\nI bet my new tote bag was on there.", ">\n\nOn a ship carrying grain from Ukraine to China?", ">\n\n\nCanal traffic is unaffected, the canal authority's chairman Osama Rabie said.", ">\n\nIt’s like deja vu all over again.", ">\n\nAgain?", ">\n\nJesus, not again.", ">\n\noh no... not again.", ">\n\nhaha, yes!\nround 2", ">\n\nOkay, who decided to put history on loop?", ">\n\nCan anyone linke some radar site for ships? So we can track how \"bad\" it is?", ">\n\nOh no, not again.", ">\n\nLet's gooooo!", ">\n\nWe don’t need no stinkin supply chain!", ">\n\nEvergreen 2?", ">\n\nThis was a good episode of The Truman Show.", ">\n\nUkraine still exporting to China . Unfuckin real", ">\n\nGreat, now I will have to wait even longer for my container full of rubber dog poo", ">\n\nHere we go again...\nWhat do we do with a drunken sailor? What do we do we do with a drunken sailor? What do we do with a drunken sailor, early in the morning?", ">\n\nThrow em in the brig until they're sober", ">\n\nFeed 'em to the hungry rats for dinner.", ">\n\nPut them in bed with the captain's daughter", ">\n\nHave you seen the captain’s daughter (early in the morning)?", ">\n\nSober?", ">\n\nBetween this and the other things happening around the world it's like watching the events of the past 2-3 years replaying themselves.", ">\n\n\n\nShip stuck at the Suez Canal ✅\n\n\nA high number of contagious tourists coming in from China ✅\n\n\nA defeated president's supporters storm a country's government buildings ✅\n\n\nYep, sounds familiar alright.", ">\n\nHistory repeats, no one learns from the past.", ">\n\nI just heard someone say, \"History doesn't repeat itself, but it does rhyme.\"", ">\n\nRepeat Rap Battles of History! \n2020! Vs! 2023!\nBEGIN!", ">\n\nGreat now I gotta go listen to 40 ERBoH videos", ">\n\n\"Canal traffic is unaffected, the canal authority's chairman Osama Rabie said.\"", ">\n\nCanal authority is what I call it when my wife bosses me around", ">\n\nNo that one is without the C", ">\n\nNo, what you mean is when the morning coffee takes control", ">\n\nNot again.", ">\n\nWhat next, a bowl of petunias?", ">\n\n“Hey, I’ve seen this one! I’ve seen this one! This is a classic!”", ">\n\nWhat do you mean you’ve seen it, it’s brand new?", ">\n\nWhat are you doing step-ship!?", ">\n\nI just need a quick tug.", ">\n\nAgain!?", ">\n\nHooray! Worldwide commerce meltdown again! Oh, wait, no, that one is bad...", ">\n\nSorry, no raises this year because that global thing that happened for a couple of days\n-Corporations", ">\n\nAlso, all of the products and services that aren't significantly impacted are going to receive price hikes regardless- which will stick around well-after the supply chain has normalized. Our ~~suckers~~ customers ~~are too dumb to notice~~ understand that our products and services have great value and we're always doing our best to stay competitive with the other sociopaths in the price-fixed industry.", ">\n\nDammit, again?", ">\n\nYES! THEY PUT IT BACK!!!", ">\n\nThis should be interesting, 2023 off to a good start :)", ">\n\nLooks like a lousy remake of couple of previous years...", ">\n\nI've already seen this season.", ">\n\nI feel like I’ve heard this somewhere before…", ">\n\nSounds like no one read the article... They were able to get the ship unstuck, and it didn't sound like it caused any blockage. So nothing to worry about, and nothing like the last blockage.", ">\n\nImagine the captains face right now though. Just think. They all hope it won't be them, but it had to be someone.", ">\n\n2023 writers getting lazy now.", ">\n\nHave we even recover from the last?", ">\n\nI already saw this episode…", ">\n\nIt got up and left, why is everyone confused?", ">\n\nNobody asked for a sequel to Attack of the Crab Monsters (1957).", ">\n\nI’lll just leave this here.", ">\n\nThank you", ">\n\na.s.h.w.g.a.", ">\n\nLet's gooooo.", ">\n\nGreat, now I will have to wait even longer for my container full of rubber dog poo", ">\n\nIt has been resolved already: source", ">\n\nThis new is breaking!", ">\n\n*again", ">\n\nWell this year is off to a GREAT start.", ">\n\n:( why did it have to be a Ukrainian grain ship … they need the god damn money and the world needs their god damn grain .", ">\n\nAnd why does China need Ukrainian grain?", ">\n\nSo people dont starve ?", ">\n\nI didn't realize that such a massive industrial country as China needs grain import to not starve.", ">\n\nFrom the article: “It is currently unclear to what extent canal traffic is affected.”\nPretty sure that means it is badly affected.", ">\n\nAlso from the article:\n\nCanal traffic is unaffected, the canal authority's chairman Osama Rabie said." ]

[ "Here we go again...\nWhat do we do with a drunken sailor? What do we do we do with a drunken sailor? What do we do with a drunken sailor, early in the morning?", ">\n\nThrow em in the brig until they're sober", ">\n\nFeed 'em to the hungry rats for dinner.", ">\n\nAnd this is why I'll need to listen to the Drunken Whaler on repeat for some amount of time.", ">\n\nBetween this and the other things happening around the world it's like watching the events of the past 2-3 years replaying themselves.", ">\n\n\n\nSuez Canal blocked by a cargo ship ✅\n\n\nA high number of contagious tourists coming in from China ✅\n\n\nA defeated president's supporters storm a country's government buildings ✅\n\n\nYep, sounds familiar alright.", ">\n\nHistory repeats, no one learns from the past.", ">\n\nI just heard someone say, \"History doesn't repeat itself, but it does rhyme.\"", ">\n\nTime is a circle from a view except it's more like a staircase. And there's a shake at certain parts. \nHating the trudge upwards and always going around.", ">\n\nVonnegut or mcconaughey?", ">\n\n\"Canal traffic is unaffected, the canal authority's chairman Osama Rabie said.\"", ">\n\nCanal authority is what I call it when my wife bosses me around", ">\n\nNot again.", ">\n\nWhat next, a bowl of petunias?", ">\n\nWhat are you doing step-ship!?", ">\n\nI just need a quick tug.", ">\n\nHooray! Worldwide commerce meltdown again! Oh, wait, no, that one is bad...", ">\n\nSorry, no raises this year because that global thing that happened for a couple of days\n-Corporations", ">\n\nAlso, all of the products and services that aren't significantly impacted are going to receive price hikes regardless- which will stick around well-after the supply chain has normalized. Our ~~suckers~~ customers ~~are too dumb to notice~~ understand that our products and services have great value and we're always doing our best to stay competitive with the other sociopaths in the price-fixed industry.", ">\n\nDammit, again?", ">\n\n“Hey, I’ve seen this one! I’ve seen this one! This is a classic!”", ">\n\nAgain!?", ">\n\nYES! THEY PUT IT BACK!!!", ">\n\nImagine the captains face right now though. Just think. They all hope it won't be them, but it had to be someone.", ">\n\nI've already seen this season.", ">\n\n2023 writers getting lazy now.", ">\n\nI feel like I’ve heard this somewhere before…", ">\n\n:( why did it have to be a Ukrainian grain ship … they need the god damn money and the world needs their god damn grain .", ">\n\nAnd why does China need Ukrainian grain?", ">\n\nI’lll just leave this here.", ">\n\nThank you", ">\n\na.s.h.w.g.a.", ">\n\nThis should be interesting, 2023 off to a good start :)", ">\n\nLooks like a lousy remake of couple of previous years...", ">\n\nHave we even recover from the last?", ">\n\nI already saw this episode…", ">\n\nLet's gooooo.", ">\n\nThese idiots can't captain ships for shit", ">\n\nFrom the article: “It is currently unclear to what extent canal traffic is affected.”\nPretty sure that means it is badly affected.", ">\n\nAlso from the article:\n\nCanal traffic is unaffected, the canal authority's chairman Osama Rabie said.", ">\n\nIm not even lying, they changed/updated the article and now its 4x as long with much more info. Thanks.", ">\n\nI actually thought something like that happened. I don't think you're lying! I mean, that would be a weird thing to lie about.", ">\n\nFor f sake can the US just pay Egypt to build a fing second line already. Pretty sure the US could have paid Egypt to build 12 canals from the last wreck and now here we are again. Seriously Egypt doesn't have the money so just pay for it already so we don't have months long shipping crisis every year.", ">\n\nThis ignores both the history of the existing canal and the current megaprojects unfolding in egypt", ">\n\nWe've got another one, folks! 🎉🎉🎉🎉 (On a serious note, FOR FUCK'S SAKE!)", ">\n\nOh god please, Not again.", ">\n\nI bet my new tote bag was on there.", ">\n\nOn a ship carrying grain from Ukraine to China?", ">\n\n\nCanal traffic is unaffected, the canal authority's chairman Osama Rabie said.", ">\n\nIt’s like deja vu all over again.", ">\n\nAgain?", ">\n\nJesus, not again.", ">\n\noh no... not again.", ">\n\nhaha, yes!\nround 2", ">\n\nOkay, who decided to put history on loop?", ">\n\nCan anyone linke some radar site for ships? So we can track how \"bad\" it is?", ">\n\nOh no, not again.", ">\n\nLet's gooooo!", ">\n\nWe don’t need no stinkin supply chain!", ">\n\nEvergreen 2?", ">\n\nThis was a good episode of The Truman Show.", ">\n\nUkraine still exporting to China . Unfuckin real", ">\n\nGreat, now I will have to wait even longer for my container full of rubber dog poo", ">\n\nHere we go again...\nWhat do we do with a drunken sailor? What do we do we do with a drunken sailor? What do we do with a drunken sailor, early in the morning?", ">\n\nThrow em in the brig until they're sober", ">\n\nFeed 'em to the hungry rats for dinner.", ">\n\nPut them in bed with the captain's daughter", ">\n\nHave you seen the captain’s daughter (early in the morning)?", ">\n\nSober?", ">\n\nBetween this and the other things happening around the world it's like watching the events of the past 2-3 years replaying themselves.", ">\n\n\n\nShip stuck at the Suez Canal ✅\n\n\nA high number of contagious tourists coming in from China ✅\n\n\nA defeated president's supporters storm a country's government buildings ✅\n\n\nYep, sounds familiar alright.", ">\n\nHistory repeats, no one learns from the past.", ">\n\nI just heard someone say, \"History doesn't repeat itself, but it does rhyme.\"", ">\n\nRepeat Rap Battles of History! \n2020! Vs! 2023!\nBEGIN!", ">\n\nGreat now I gotta go listen to 40 ERBoH videos", ">\n\n\"Canal traffic is unaffected, the canal authority's chairman Osama Rabie said.\"", ">\n\nCanal authority is what I call it when my wife bosses me around", ">\n\nNo that one is without the C", ">\n\nNo, what you mean is when the morning coffee takes control", ">\n\nNot again.", ">\n\nWhat next, a bowl of petunias?", ">\n\n“Hey, I’ve seen this one! I’ve seen this one! This is a classic!”", ">\n\nWhat do you mean you’ve seen it, it’s brand new?", ">\n\nWhat are you doing step-ship!?", ">\n\nI just need a quick tug.", ">\n\nAgain!?", ">\n\nHooray! Worldwide commerce meltdown again! Oh, wait, no, that one is bad...", ">\n\nSorry, no raises this year because that global thing that happened for a couple of days\n-Corporations", ">\n\nAlso, all of the products and services that aren't significantly impacted are going to receive price hikes regardless- which will stick around well-after the supply chain has normalized. Our ~~suckers~~ customers ~~are too dumb to notice~~ understand that our products and services have great value and we're always doing our best to stay competitive with the other sociopaths in the price-fixed industry.", ">\n\nDammit, again?", ">\n\nYES! THEY PUT IT BACK!!!", ">\n\nThis should be interesting, 2023 off to a good start :)", ">\n\nLooks like a lousy remake of couple of previous years...", ">\n\nI've already seen this season.", ">\n\nI feel like I’ve heard this somewhere before…", ">\n\nSounds like no one read the article... They were able to get the ship unstuck, and it didn't sound like it caused any blockage. So nothing to worry about, and nothing like the last blockage.", ">\n\nImagine the captains face right now though. Just think. They all hope it won't be them, but it had to be someone.", ">\n\n2023 writers getting lazy now.", ">\n\nHave we even recover from the last?", ">\n\nI already saw this episode…", ">\n\nIt got up and left, why is everyone confused?", ">\n\nNobody asked for a sequel to Attack of the Crab Monsters (1957).", ">\n\nI’lll just leave this here.", ">\n\nThank you", ">\n\na.s.h.w.g.a.", ">\n\nLet's gooooo.", ">\n\nGreat, now I will have to wait even longer for my container full of rubber dog poo", ">\n\nIt has been resolved already: source", ">\n\nThis new is breaking!", ">\n\n*again", ">\n\nWell this year is off to a GREAT start.", ">\n\n:( why did it have to be a Ukrainian grain ship … they need the god damn money and the world needs their god damn grain .", ">\n\nAnd why does China need Ukrainian grain?", ">\n\nSo people dont starve ?", ">\n\nI didn't realize that such a massive industrial country as China needs grain import to not starve.", ">\n\nFrom the article: “It is currently unclear to what extent canal traffic is affected.”\nPretty sure that means it is badly affected.", ">\n\nAlso from the article:\n\nCanal traffic is unaffected, the canal authority's chairman Osama Rabie said.", ">\n\nIm not even lying, they changed/updated the article and now its 4x as long with much more info. Thanks." ]

[ "Here we go again...\nWhat do we do with a drunken sailor? What do we do we do with a drunken sailor? What do we do with a drunken sailor, early in the morning?", ">\n\nThrow em in the brig until they're sober", ">\n\nFeed 'em to the hungry rats for dinner.", ">\n\nAnd this is why I'll need to listen to the Drunken Whaler on repeat for some amount of time.", ">\n\nBetween this and the other things happening around the world it's like watching the events of the past 2-3 years replaying themselves.", ">\n\n\n\nSuez Canal blocked by a cargo ship ✅\n\n\nA high number of contagious tourists coming in from China ✅\n\n\nA defeated president's supporters storm a country's government buildings ✅\n\n\nYep, sounds familiar alright.", ">\n\nHistory repeats, no one learns from the past.", ">\n\nI just heard someone say, \"History doesn't repeat itself, but it does rhyme.\"", ">\n\nTime is a circle from a view except it's more like a staircase. And there's a shake at certain parts. \nHating the trudge upwards and always going around.", ">\n\nVonnegut or mcconaughey?", ">\n\n\"Canal traffic is unaffected, the canal authority's chairman Osama Rabie said.\"", ">\n\nCanal authority is what I call it when my wife bosses me around", ">\n\nNot again.", ">\n\nWhat next, a bowl of petunias?", ">\n\nWhat are you doing step-ship!?", ">\n\nI just need a quick tug.", ">\n\nHooray! Worldwide commerce meltdown again! Oh, wait, no, that one is bad...", ">\n\nSorry, no raises this year because that global thing that happened for a couple of days\n-Corporations", ">\n\nAlso, all of the products and services that aren't significantly impacted are going to receive price hikes regardless- which will stick around well-after the supply chain has normalized. Our ~~suckers~~ customers ~~are too dumb to notice~~ understand that our products and services have great value and we're always doing our best to stay competitive with the other sociopaths in the price-fixed industry.", ">\n\nDammit, again?", ">\n\n“Hey, I’ve seen this one! I’ve seen this one! This is a classic!”", ">\n\nAgain!?", ">\n\nYES! THEY PUT IT BACK!!!", ">\n\nImagine the captains face right now though. Just think. They all hope it won't be them, but it had to be someone.", ">\n\nI've already seen this season.", ">\n\n2023 writers getting lazy now.", ">\n\nI feel like I’ve heard this somewhere before…", ">\n\n:( why did it have to be a Ukrainian grain ship … they need the god damn money and the world needs their god damn grain .", ">\n\nAnd why does China need Ukrainian grain?", ">\n\nI’lll just leave this here.", ">\n\nThank you", ">\n\na.s.h.w.g.a.", ">\n\nThis should be interesting, 2023 off to a good start :)", ">\n\nLooks like a lousy remake of couple of previous years...", ">\n\nHave we even recover from the last?", ">\n\nI already saw this episode…", ">\n\nLet's gooooo.", ">\n\nThese idiots can't captain ships for shit", ">\n\nFrom the article: “It is currently unclear to what extent canal traffic is affected.”\nPretty sure that means it is badly affected.", ">\n\nAlso from the article:\n\nCanal traffic is unaffected, the canal authority's chairman Osama Rabie said.", ">\n\nIm not even lying, they changed/updated the article and now its 4x as long with much more info. Thanks.", ">\n\nI actually thought something like that happened. I don't think you're lying! I mean, that would be a weird thing to lie about.", ">\n\nFor f sake can the US just pay Egypt to build a fing second line already. Pretty sure the US could have paid Egypt to build 12 canals from the last wreck and now here we are again. Seriously Egypt doesn't have the money so just pay for it already so we don't have months long shipping crisis every year.", ">\n\nThis ignores both the history of the existing canal and the current megaprojects unfolding in egypt", ">\n\nWe've got another one, folks! 🎉🎉🎉🎉 (On a serious note, FOR FUCK'S SAKE!)", ">\n\nOh god please, Not again.", ">\n\nI bet my new tote bag was on there.", ">\n\nOn a ship carrying grain from Ukraine to China?", ">\n\n\nCanal traffic is unaffected, the canal authority's chairman Osama Rabie said.", ">\n\nIt’s like deja vu all over again.", ">\n\nAgain?", ">\n\nJesus, not again.", ">\n\noh no... not again.", ">\n\nhaha, yes!\nround 2", ">\n\nOkay, who decided to put history on loop?", ">\n\nCan anyone linke some radar site for ships? So we can track how \"bad\" it is?", ">\n\nOh no, not again.", ">\n\nLet's gooooo!", ">\n\nWe don’t need no stinkin supply chain!", ">\n\nEvergreen 2?", ">\n\nThis was a good episode of The Truman Show.", ">\n\nUkraine still exporting to China . Unfuckin real", ">\n\nGreat, now I will have to wait even longer for my container full of rubber dog poo", ">\n\nHere we go again...\nWhat do we do with a drunken sailor? What do we do we do with a drunken sailor? What do we do with a drunken sailor, early in the morning?", ">\n\nThrow em in the brig until they're sober", ">\n\nFeed 'em to the hungry rats for dinner.", ">\n\nPut them in bed with the captain's daughter", ">\n\nHave you seen the captain’s daughter (early in the morning)?", ">\n\nSober?", ">\n\nBetween this and the other things happening around the world it's like watching the events of the past 2-3 years replaying themselves.", ">\n\n\n\nShip stuck at the Suez Canal ✅\n\n\nA high number of contagious tourists coming in from China ✅\n\n\nA defeated president's supporters storm a country's government buildings ✅\n\n\nYep, sounds familiar alright.", ">\n\nHistory repeats, no one learns from the past.", ">\n\nI just heard someone say, \"History doesn't repeat itself, but it does rhyme.\"", ">\n\nRepeat Rap Battles of History! \n2020! Vs! 2023!\nBEGIN!", ">\n\nGreat now I gotta go listen to 40 ERBoH videos", ">\n\n\"Canal traffic is unaffected, the canal authority's chairman Osama Rabie said.\"", ">\n\nCanal authority is what I call it when my wife bosses me around", ">\n\nNo that one is without the C", ">\n\nNo, what you mean is when the morning coffee takes control", ">\n\nNot again.", ">\n\nWhat next, a bowl of petunias?", ">\n\n“Hey, I’ve seen this one! I’ve seen this one! This is a classic!”", ">\n\nWhat do you mean you’ve seen it, it’s brand new?", ">\n\nWhat are you doing step-ship!?", ">\n\nI just need a quick tug.", ">\n\nAgain!?", ">\n\nHooray! Worldwide commerce meltdown again! Oh, wait, no, that one is bad...", ">\n\nSorry, no raises this year because that global thing that happened for a couple of days\n-Corporations", ">\n\nAlso, all of the products and services that aren't significantly impacted are going to receive price hikes regardless- which will stick around well-after the supply chain has normalized. Our ~~suckers~~ customers ~~are too dumb to notice~~ understand that our products and services have great value and we're always doing our best to stay competitive with the other sociopaths in the price-fixed industry.", ">\n\nDammit, again?", ">\n\nYES! THEY PUT IT BACK!!!", ">\n\nThis should be interesting, 2023 off to a good start :)", ">\n\nLooks like a lousy remake of couple of previous years...", ">\n\nI've already seen this season.", ">\n\nI feel like I’ve heard this somewhere before…", ">\n\nSounds like no one read the article... They were able to get the ship unstuck, and it didn't sound like it caused any blockage. So nothing to worry about, and nothing like the last blockage.", ">\n\nImagine the captains face right now though. Just think. They all hope it won't be them, but it had to be someone.", ">\n\n2023 writers getting lazy now.", ">\n\nHave we even recover from the last?", ">\n\nI already saw this episode…", ">\n\nIt got up and left, why is everyone confused?", ">\n\nNobody asked for a sequel to Attack of the Crab Monsters (1957).", ">\n\nI’lll just leave this here.", ">\n\nThank you", ">\n\na.s.h.w.g.a.", ">\n\nLet's gooooo.", ">\n\nGreat, now I will have to wait even longer for my container full of rubber dog poo", ">\n\nIt has been resolved already: source", ">\n\nThis new is breaking!", ">\n\n*again", ">\n\nWell this year is off to a GREAT start.", ">\n\n:( why did it have to be a Ukrainian grain ship … they need the god damn money and the world needs their god damn grain .", ">\n\nAnd why does China need Ukrainian grain?", ">\n\nSo people dont starve ?", ">\n\nI didn't realize that such a massive industrial country as China needs grain import to not starve.", ">\n\nFrom the article: “It is currently unclear to what extent canal traffic is affected.”\nPretty sure that means it is badly affected.", ">\n\nAlso from the article:\n\nCanal traffic is unaffected, the canal authority's chairman Osama Rabie said.", ">\n\nIm not even lying, they changed/updated the article and now its 4x as long with much more info. Thanks.", ">\n\nI actually thought something like that happened. I don't think you're lying! I mean, that would be a weird thing to lie about." ]

[ "Here we go again...\nWhat do we do with a drunken sailor? What do we do we do with a drunken sailor? What do we do with a drunken sailor, early in the morning?", ">\n\nThrow em in the brig until they're sober", ">\n\nFeed 'em to the hungry rats for dinner.", ">\n\nAnd this is why I'll need to listen to the Drunken Whaler on repeat for some amount of time.", ">\n\nBetween this and the other things happening around the world it's like watching the events of the past 2-3 years replaying themselves.", ">\n\n\n\nSuez Canal blocked by a cargo ship ✅\n\n\nA high number of contagious tourists coming in from China ✅\n\n\nA defeated president's supporters storm a country's government buildings ✅\n\n\nYep, sounds familiar alright.", ">\n\nHistory repeats, no one learns from the past.", ">\n\nI just heard someone say, \"History doesn't repeat itself, but it does rhyme.\"", ">\n\nTime is a circle from a view except it's more like a staircase. And there's a shake at certain parts. \nHating the trudge upwards and always going around.", ">\n\nVonnegut or mcconaughey?", ">\n\n\"Canal traffic is unaffected, the canal authority's chairman Osama Rabie said.\"", ">\n\nCanal authority is what I call it when my wife bosses me around", ">\n\nNot again.", ">\n\nWhat next, a bowl of petunias?", ">\n\nWhat are you doing step-ship!?", ">\n\nI just need a quick tug.", ">\n\nHooray! Worldwide commerce meltdown again! Oh, wait, no, that one is bad...", ">\n\nSorry, no raises this year because that global thing that happened for a couple of days\n-Corporations", ">\n\nAlso, all of the products and services that aren't significantly impacted are going to receive price hikes regardless- which will stick around well-after the supply chain has normalized. Our ~~suckers~~ customers ~~are too dumb to notice~~ understand that our products and services have great value and we're always doing our best to stay competitive with the other sociopaths in the price-fixed industry.", ">\n\nDammit, again?", ">\n\n“Hey, I’ve seen this one! I’ve seen this one! This is a classic!”", ">\n\nAgain!?", ">\n\nYES! THEY PUT IT BACK!!!", ">\n\nImagine the captains face right now though. Just think. They all hope it won't be them, but it had to be someone.", ">\n\nI've already seen this season.", ">\n\n2023 writers getting lazy now.", ">\n\nI feel like I’ve heard this somewhere before…", ">\n\n:( why did it have to be a Ukrainian grain ship … they need the god damn money and the world needs their god damn grain .", ">\n\nAnd why does China need Ukrainian grain?", ">\n\nI’lll just leave this here.", ">\n\nThank you", ">\n\na.s.h.w.g.a.", ">\n\nThis should be interesting, 2023 off to a good start :)", ">\n\nLooks like a lousy remake of couple of previous years...", ">\n\nHave we even recover from the last?", ">\n\nI already saw this episode…", ">\n\nLet's gooooo.", ">\n\nThese idiots can't captain ships for shit", ">\n\nFrom the article: “It is currently unclear to what extent canal traffic is affected.”\nPretty sure that means it is badly affected.", ">\n\nAlso from the article:\n\nCanal traffic is unaffected, the canal authority's chairman Osama Rabie said.", ">\n\nIm not even lying, they changed/updated the article and now its 4x as long with much more info. Thanks.", ">\n\nI actually thought something like that happened. I don't think you're lying! I mean, that would be a weird thing to lie about.", ">\n\nFor f sake can the US just pay Egypt to build a fing second line already. Pretty sure the US could have paid Egypt to build 12 canals from the last wreck and now here we are again. Seriously Egypt doesn't have the money so just pay for it already so we don't have months long shipping crisis every year.", ">\n\nThis ignores both the history of the existing canal and the current megaprojects unfolding in egypt", ">\n\nWe've got another one, folks! 🎉🎉🎉🎉 (On a serious note, FOR FUCK'S SAKE!)", ">\n\nOh god please, Not again.", ">\n\nI bet my new tote bag was on there.", ">\n\nOn a ship carrying grain from Ukraine to China?", ">\n\n\nCanal traffic is unaffected, the canal authority's chairman Osama Rabie said.", ">\n\nIt’s like deja vu all over again.", ">\n\nAgain?", ">\n\nJesus, not again.", ">\n\noh no... not again.", ">\n\nhaha, yes!\nround 2", ">\n\nOkay, who decided to put history on loop?", ">\n\nCan anyone linke some radar site for ships? So we can track how \"bad\" it is?", ">\n\nOh no, not again.", ">\n\nLet's gooooo!", ">\n\nWe don’t need no stinkin supply chain!", ">\n\nEvergreen 2?", ">\n\nThis was a good episode of The Truman Show.", ">\n\nUkraine still exporting to China . Unfuckin real", ">\n\nGreat, now I will have to wait even longer for my container full of rubber dog poo", ">\n\nHere we go again...\nWhat do we do with a drunken sailor? What do we do we do with a drunken sailor? What do we do with a drunken sailor, early in the morning?", ">\n\nThrow em in the brig until they're sober", ">\n\nFeed 'em to the hungry rats for dinner.", ">\n\nPut them in bed with the captain's daughter", ">\n\nHave you seen the captain’s daughter (early in the morning)?", ">\n\nSober?", ">\n\nBetween this and the other things happening around the world it's like watching the events of the past 2-3 years replaying themselves.", ">\n\n\n\nShip stuck at the Suez Canal ✅\n\n\nA high number of contagious tourists coming in from China ✅\n\n\nA defeated president's supporters storm a country's government buildings ✅\n\n\nYep, sounds familiar alright.", ">\n\nHistory repeats, no one learns from the past.", ">\n\nI just heard someone say, \"History doesn't repeat itself, but it does rhyme.\"", ">\n\nRepeat Rap Battles of History! \n2020! Vs! 2023!\nBEGIN!", ">\n\nGreat now I gotta go listen to 40 ERBoH videos", ">\n\n\"Canal traffic is unaffected, the canal authority's chairman Osama Rabie said.\"", ">\n\nCanal authority is what I call it when my wife bosses me around", ">\n\nNo that one is without the C", ">\n\nNo, what you mean is when the morning coffee takes control", ">\n\nNot again.", ">\n\nWhat next, a bowl of petunias?", ">\n\n“Hey, I’ve seen this one! I’ve seen this one! This is a classic!”", ">\n\nWhat do you mean you’ve seen it, it’s brand new?", ">\n\nWhat are you doing step-ship!?", ">\n\nI just need a quick tug.", ">\n\nAgain!?", ">\n\nHooray! Worldwide commerce meltdown again! Oh, wait, no, that one is bad...", ">\n\nSorry, no raises this year because that global thing that happened for a couple of days\n-Corporations", ">\n\nAlso, all of the products and services that aren't significantly impacted are going to receive price hikes regardless- which will stick around well-after the supply chain has normalized. Our ~~suckers~~ customers ~~are too dumb to notice~~ understand that our products and services have great value and we're always doing our best to stay competitive with the other sociopaths in the price-fixed industry.", ">\n\nDammit, again?", ">\n\nYES! THEY PUT IT BACK!!!", ">\n\nThis should be interesting, 2023 off to a good start :)", ">\n\nLooks like a lousy remake of couple of previous years...", ">\n\nI've already seen this season.", ">\n\nI feel like I’ve heard this somewhere before…", ">\n\nSounds like no one read the article... They were able to get the ship unstuck, and it didn't sound like it caused any blockage. So nothing to worry about, and nothing like the last blockage.", ">\n\nImagine the captains face right now though. Just think. They all hope it won't be them, but it had to be someone.", ">\n\n2023 writers getting lazy now.", ">\n\nHave we even recover from the last?", ">\n\nI already saw this episode…", ">\n\nIt got up and left, why is everyone confused?", ">\n\nNobody asked for a sequel to Attack of the Crab Monsters (1957).", ">\n\nI’lll just leave this here.", ">\n\nThank you", ">\n\na.s.h.w.g.a.", ">\n\nLet's gooooo.", ">\n\nGreat, now I will have to wait even longer for my container full of rubber dog poo", ">\n\nIt has been resolved already: source", ">\n\nThis new is breaking!", ">\n\n*again", ">\n\nWell this year is off to a GREAT start.", ">\n\n:( why did it have to be a Ukrainian grain ship … they need the god damn money and the world needs their god damn grain .", ">\n\nAnd why does China need Ukrainian grain?", ">\n\nSo people dont starve ?", ">\n\nI didn't realize that such a massive industrial country as China needs grain import to not starve.", ">\n\nFrom the article: “It is currently unclear to what extent canal traffic is affected.”\nPretty sure that means it is badly affected.", ">\n\nAlso from the article:\n\nCanal traffic is unaffected, the canal authority's chairman Osama Rabie said.", ">\n\nIm not even lying, they changed/updated the article and now its 4x as long with much more info. Thanks.", ">\n\nI actually thought something like that happened. I don't think you're lying! I mean, that would be a weird thing to lie about.", ">\n\nThese idiots can't captain ships for shit" ]

[ "Here we go again...\nWhat do we do with a drunken sailor? What do we do we do with a drunken sailor? What do we do with a drunken sailor, early in the morning?", ">\n\nThrow em in the brig until they're sober", ">\n\nFeed 'em to the hungry rats for dinner.", ">\n\nAnd this is why I'll need to listen to the Drunken Whaler on repeat for some amount of time.", ">\n\nBetween this and the other things happening around the world it's like watching the events of the past 2-3 years replaying themselves.", ">\n\n\n\nSuez Canal blocked by a cargo ship ✅\n\n\nA high number of contagious tourists coming in from China ✅\n\n\nA defeated president's supporters storm a country's government buildings ✅\n\n\nYep, sounds familiar alright.", ">\n\nHistory repeats, no one learns from the past.", ">\n\nI just heard someone say, \"History doesn't repeat itself, but it does rhyme.\"", ">\n\nTime is a circle from a view except it's more like a staircase. And there's a shake at certain parts. \nHating the trudge upwards and always going around.", ">\n\nVonnegut or mcconaughey?", ">\n\n\"Canal traffic is unaffected, the canal authority's chairman Osama Rabie said.\"", ">\n\nCanal authority is what I call it when my wife bosses me around", ">\n\nNot again.", ">\n\nWhat next, a bowl of petunias?", ">\n\nWhat are you doing step-ship!?", ">\n\nI just need a quick tug.", ">\n\nHooray! Worldwide commerce meltdown again! Oh, wait, no, that one is bad...", ">\n\nSorry, no raises this year because that global thing that happened for a couple of days\n-Corporations", ">\n\nAlso, all of the products and services that aren't significantly impacted are going to receive price hikes regardless- which will stick around well-after the supply chain has normalized. Our ~~suckers~~ customers ~~are too dumb to notice~~ understand that our products and services have great value and we're always doing our best to stay competitive with the other sociopaths in the price-fixed industry.", ">\n\nDammit, again?", ">\n\n“Hey, I’ve seen this one! I’ve seen this one! This is a classic!”", ">\n\nAgain!?", ">\n\nYES! THEY PUT IT BACK!!!", ">\n\nImagine the captains face right now though. Just think. They all hope it won't be them, but it had to be someone.", ">\n\nI've already seen this season.", ">\n\n2023 writers getting lazy now.", ">\n\nI feel like I’ve heard this somewhere before…", ">\n\n:( why did it have to be a Ukrainian grain ship … they need the god damn money and the world needs their god damn grain .", ">\n\nAnd why does China need Ukrainian grain?", ">\n\nI’lll just leave this here.", ">\n\nThank you", ">\n\na.s.h.w.g.a.", ">\n\nThis should be interesting, 2023 off to a good start :)", ">\n\nLooks like a lousy remake of couple of previous years...", ">\n\nHave we even recover from the last?", ">\n\nI already saw this episode…", ">\n\nLet's gooooo.", ">\n\nThese idiots can't captain ships for shit", ">\n\nFrom the article: “It is currently unclear to what extent canal traffic is affected.”\nPretty sure that means it is badly affected.", ">\n\nAlso from the article:\n\nCanal traffic is unaffected, the canal authority's chairman Osama Rabie said.", ">\n\nIm not even lying, they changed/updated the article and now its 4x as long with much more info. Thanks.", ">\n\nI actually thought something like that happened. I don't think you're lying! I mean, that would be a weird thing to lie about.", ">\n\nFor f sake can the US just pay Egypt to build a fing second line already. Pretty sure the US could have paid Egypt to build 12 canals from the last wreck and now here we are again. Seriously Egypt doesn't have the money so just pay for it already so we don't have months long shipping crisis every year.", ">\n\nThis ignores both the history of the existing canal and the current megaprojects unfolding in egypt", ">\n\nWe've got another one, folks! 🎉🎉🎉🎉 (On a serious note, FOR FUCK'S SAKE!)", ">\n\nOh god please, Not again.", ">\n\nI bet my new tote bag was on there.", ">\n\nOn a ship carrying grain from Ukraine to China?", ">\n\n\nCanal traffic is unaffected, the canal authority's chairman Osama Rabie said.", ">\n\nIt’s like deja vu all over again.", ">\n\nAgain?", ">\n\nJesus, not again.", ">\n\noh no... not again.", ">\n\nhaha, yes!\nround 2", ">\n\nOkay, who decided to put history on loop?", ">\n\nCan anyone linke some radar site for ships? So we can track how \"bad\" it is?", ">\n\nOh no, not again.", ">\n\nLet's gooooo!", ">\n\nWe don’t need no stinkin supply chain!", ">\n\nEvergreen 2?", ">\n\nThis was a good episode of The Truman Show.", ">\n\nUkraine still exporting to China . Unfuckin real", ">\n\nGreat, now I will have to wait even longer for my container full of rubber dog poo", ">\n\nHere we go again...\nWhat do we do with a drunken sailor? What do we do we do with a drunken sailor? What do we do with a drunken sailor, early in the morning?", ">\n\nThrow em in the brig until they're sober", ">\n\nFeed 'em to the hungry rats for dinner.", ">\n\nPut them in bed with the captain's daughter", ">\n\nHave you seen the captain’s daughter (early in the morning)?", ">\n\nSober?", ">\n\nBetween this and the other things happening around the world it's like watching the events of the past 2-3 years replaying themselves.", ">\n\n\n\nShip stuck at the Suez Canal ✅\n\n\nA high number of contagious tourists coming in from China ✅\n\n\nA defeated president's supporters storm a country's government buildings ✅\n\n\nYep, sounds familiar alright.", ">\n\nHistory repeats, no one learns from the past.", ">\n\nI just heard someone say, \"History doesn't repeat itself, but it does rhyme.\"", ">\n\nRepeat Rap Battles of History! \n2020! Vs! 2023!\nBEGIN!", ">\n\nGreat now I gotta go listen to 40 ERBoH videos", ">\n\n\"Canal traffic is unaffected, the canal authority's chairman Osama Rabie said.\"", ">\n\nCanal authority is what I call it when my wife bosses me around", ">\n\nNo that one is without the C", ">\n\nNo, what you mean is when the morning coffee takes control", ">\n\nNot again.", ">\n\nWhat next, a bowl of petunias?", ">\n\n“Hey, I’ve seen this one! I’ve seen this one! This is a classic!”", ">\n\nWhat do you mean you’ve seen it, it’s brand new?", ">\n\nWhat are you doing step-ship!?", ">\n\nI just need a quick tug.", ">\n\nAgain!?", ">\n\nHooray! Worldwide commerce meltdown again! Oh, wait, no, that one is bad...", ">\n\nSorry, no raises this year because that global thing that happened for a couple of days\n-Corporations", ">\n\nAlso, all of the products and services that aren't significantly impacted are going to receive price hikes regardless- which will stick around well-after the supply chain has normalized. Our ~~suckers~~ customers ~~are too dumb to notice~~ understand that our products and services have great value and we're always doing our best to stay competitive with the other sociopaths in the price-fixed industry.", ">\n\nDammit, again?", ">\n\nYES! THEY PUT IT BACK!!!", ">\n\nThis should be interesting, 2023 off to a good start :)", ">\n\nLooks like a lousy remake of couple of previous years...", ">\n\nI've already seen this season.", ">\n\nI feel like I’ve heard this somewhere before…", ">\n\nSounds like no one read the article... They were able to get the ship unstuck, and it didn't sound like it caused any blockage. So nothing to worry about, and nothing like the last blockage.", ">\n\nImagine the captains face right now though. Just think. They all hope it won't be them, but it had to be someone.", ">\n\n2023 writers getting lazy now.", ">\n\nHave we even recover from the last?", ">\n\nI already saw this episode…", ">\n\nIt got up and left, why is everyone confused?", ">\n\nNobody asked for a sequel to Attack of the Crab Monsters (1957).", ">\n\nI’lll just leave this here.", ">\n\nThank you", ">\n\na.s.h.w.g.a.", ">\n\nLet's gooooo.", ">\n\nGreat, now I will have to wait even longer for my container full of rubber dog poo", ">\n\nIt has been resolved already: source", ">\n\nThis new is breaking!", ">\n\n*again", ">\n\nWell this year is off to a GREAT start.", ">\n\n:( why did it have to be a Ukrainian grain ship … they need the god damn money and the world needs their god damn grain .", ">\n\nAnd why does China need Ukrainian grain?", ">\n\nSo people dont starve ?", ">\n\nI didn't realize that such a massive industrial country as China needs grain import to not starve.", ">\n\nFrom the article: “It is currently unclear to what extent canal traffic is affected.”\nPretty sure that means it is badly affected.", ">\n\nAlso from the article:\n\nCanal traffic is unaffected, the canal authority's chairman Osama Rabie said.", ">\n\nIm not even lying, they changed/updated the article and now its 4x as long with much more info. Thanks.", ">\n\nI actually thought something like that happened. I don't think you're lying! I mean, that would be a weird thing to lie about.", ">\n\nThese idiots can't captain ships for shit", ">\n\nUkraine still exporting to China . Unfuckin real" ]

[ "Here we go again...\nWhat do we do with a drunken sailor? What do we do we do with a drunken sailor? What do we do with a drunken sailor, early in the morning?", ">\n\nThrow em in the brig until they're sober", ">\n\nFeed 'em to the hungry rats for dinner.", ">\n\nAnd this is why I'll need to listen to the Drunken Whaler on repeat for some amount of time.", ">\n\nBetween this and the other things happening around the world it's like watching the events of the past 2-3 years replaying themselves.", ">\n\n\n\nSuez Canal blocked by a cargo ship ✅\n\n\nA high number of contagious tourists coming in from China ✅\n\n\nA defeated president's supporters storm a country's government buildings ✅\n\n\nYep, sounds familiar alright.", ">\n\nHistory repeats, no one learns from the past.", ">\n\nI just heard someone say, \"History doesn't repeat itself, but it does rhyme.\"", ">\n\nTime is a circle from a view except it's more like a staircase. And there's a shake at certain parts. \nHating the trudge upwards and always going around.", ">\n\nVonnegut or mcconaughey?", ">\n\n\"Canal traffic is unaffected, the canal authority's chairman Osama Rabie said.\"", ">\n\nCanal authority is what I call it when my wife bosses me around", ">\n\nNot again.", ">\n\nWhat next, a bowl of petunias?", ">\n\nWhat are you doing step-ship!?", ">\n\nI just need a quick tug.", ">\n\nHooray! Worldwide commerce meltdown again! Oh, wait, no, that one is bad...", ">\n\nSorry, no raises this year because that global thing that happened for a couple of days\n-Corporations", ">\n\nAlso, all of the products and services that aren't significantly impacted are going to receive price hikes regardless- which will stick around well-after the supply chain has normalized. Our ~~suckers~~ customers ~~are too dumb to notice~~ understand that our products and services have great value and we're always doing our best to stay competitive with the other sociopaths in the price-fixed industry.", ">\n\nDammit, again?", ">\n\n“Hey, I’ve seen this one! I’ve seen this one! This is a classic!”", ">\n\nAgain!?", ">\n\nYES! THEY PUT IT BACK!!!", ">\n\nImagine the captains face right now though. Just think. They all hope it won't be them, but it had to be someone.", ">\n\nI've already seen this season.", ">\n\n2023 writers getting lazy now.", ">\n\nI feel like I’ve heard this somewhere before…", ">\n\n:( why did it have to be a Ukrainian grain ship … they need the god damn money and the world needs their god damn grain .", ">\n\nAnd why does China need Ukrainian grain?", ">\n\nI’lll just leave this here.", ">\n\nThank you", ">\n\na.s.h.w.g.a.", ">\n\nThis should be interesting, 2023 off to a good start :)", ">\n\nLooks like a lousy remake of couple of previous years...", ">\n\nHave we even recover from the last?", ">\n\nI already saw this episode…", ">\n\nLet's gooooo.", ">\n\nThese idiots can't captain ships for shit", ">\n\nFrom the article: “It is currently unclear to what extent canal traffic is affected.”\nPretty sure that means it is badly affected.", ">\n\nAlso from the article:\n\nCanal traffic is unaffected, the canal authority's chairman Osama Rabie said.", ">\n\nIm not even lying, they changed/updated the article and now its 4x as long with much more info. Thanks.", ">\n\nI actually thought something like that happened. I don't think you're lying! I mean, that would be a weird thing to lie about.", ">\n\nFor f sake can the US just pay Egypt to build a fing second line already. Pretty sure the US could have paid Egypt to build 12 canals from the last wreck and now here we are again. Seriously Egypt doesn't have the money so just pay for it already so we don't have months long shipping crisis every year.", ">\n\nThis ignores both the history of the existing canal and the current megaprojects unfolding in egypt", ">\n\nWe've got another one, folks! 🎉🎉🎉🎉 (On a serious note, FOR FUCK'S SAKE!)", ">\n\nOh god please, Not again.", ">\n\nI bet my new tote bag was on there.", ">\n\nOn a ship carrying grain from Ukraine to China?", ">\n\n\nCanal traffic is unaffected, the canal authority's chairman Osama Rabie said.", ">\n\nIt’s like deja vu all over again.", ">\n\nAgain?", ">\n\nJesus, not again.", ">\n\noh no... not again.", ">\n\nhaha, yes!\nround 2", ">\n\nOkay, who decided to put history on loop?", ">\n\nCan anyone linke some radar site for ships? So we can track how \"bad\" it is?", ">\n\nOh no, not again.", ">\n\nLet's gooooo!", ">\n\nWe don’t need no stinkin supply chain!", ">\n\nEvergreen 2?", ">\n\nThis was a good episode of The Truman Show.", ">\n\nUkraine still exporting to China . Unfuckin real", ">\n\nGreat, now I will have to wait even longer for my container full of rubber dog poo", ">\n\nHere we go again...\nWhat do we do with a drunken sailor? What do we do we do with a drunken sailor? What do we do with a drunken sailor, early in the morning?", ">\n\nThrow em in the brig until they're sober", ">\n\nFeed 'em to the hungry rats for dinner.", ">\n\nPut them in bed with the captain's daughter", ">\n\nHave you seen the captain’s daughter (early in the morning)?", ">\n\nSober?", ">\n\nBetween this and the other things happening around the world it's like watching the events of the past 2-3 years replaying themselves.", ">\n\n\n\nShip stuck at the Suez Canal ✅\n\n\nA high number of contagious tourists coming in from China ✅\n\n\nA defeated president's supporters storm a country's government buildings ✅\n\n\nYep, sounds familiar alright.", ">\n\nHistory repeats, no one learns from the past.", ">\n\nI just heard someone say, \"History doesn't repeat itself, but it does rhyme.\"", ">\n\nRepeat Rap Battles of History! \n2020! Vs! 2023!\nBEGIN!", ">\n\nGreat now I gotta go listen to 40 ERBoH videos", ">\n\n\"Canal traffic is unaffected, the canal authority's chairman Osama Rabie said.\"", ">\n\nCanal authority is what I call it when my wife bosses me around", ">\n\nNo that one is without the C", ">\n\nNo, what you mean is when the morning coffee takes control", ">\n\nNot again.", ">\n\nWhat next, a bowl of petunias?", ">\n\n“Hey, I’ve seen this one! I’ve seen this one! This is a classic!”", ">\n\nWhat do you mean you’ve seen it, it’s brand new?", ">\n\nWhat are you doing step-ship!?", ">\n\nI just need a quick tug.", ">\n\nAgain!?", ">\n\nHooray! Worldwide commerce meltdown again! Oh, wait, no, that one is bad...", ">\n\nSorry, no raises this year because that global thing that happened for a couple of days\n-Corporations", ">\n\nAlso, all of the products and services that aren't significantly impacted are going to receive price hikes regardless- which will stick around well-after the supply chain has normalized. Our ~~suckers~~ customers ~~are too dumb to notice~~ understand that our products and services have great value and we're always doing our best to stay competitive with the other sociopaths in the price-fixed industry.", ">\n\nDammit, again?", ">\n\nYES! THEY PUT IT BACK!!!", ">\n\nThis should be interesting, 2023 off to a good start :)", ">\n\nLooks like a lousy remake of couple of previous years...", ">\n\nI've already seen this season.", ">\n\nI feel like I’ve heard this somewhere before…", ">\n\nSounds like no one read the article... They were able to get the ship unstuck, and it didn't sound like it caused any blockage. So nothing to worry about, and nothing like the last blockage.", ">\n\nImagine the captains face right now though. Just think. They all hope it won't be them, but it had to be someone.", ">\n\n2023 writers getting lazy now.", ">\n\nHave we even recover from the last?", ">\n\nI already saw this episode…", ">\n\nIt got up and left, why is everyone confused?", ">\n\nNobody asked for a sequel to Attack of the Crab Monsters (1957).", ">\n\nI’lll just leave this here.", ">\n\nThank you", ">\n\na.s.h.w.g.a.", ">\n\nLet's gooooo.", ">\n\nGreat, now I will have to wait even longer for my container full of rubber dog poo", ">\n\nIt has been resolved already: source", ">\n\nThis new is breaking!", ">\n\n*again", ">\n\nWell this year is off to a GREAT start.", ">\n\n:( why did it have to be a Ukrainian grain ship … they need the god damn money and the world needs their god damn grain .", ">\n\nAnd why does China need Ukrainian grain?", ">\n\nSo people dont starve ?", ">\n\nI didn't realize that such a massive industrial country as China needs grain import to not starve.", ">\n\nFrom the article: “It is currently unclear to what extent canal traffic is affected.”\nPretty sure that means it is badly affected.", ">\n\nAlso from the article:\n\nCanal traffic is unaffected, the canal authority's chairman Osama Rabie said.", ">\n\nIm not even lying, they changed/updated the article and now its 4x as long with much more info. Thanks.", ">\n\nI actually thought something like that happened. I don't think you're lying! I mean, that would be a weird thing to lie about.", ">\n\nThese idiots can't captain ships for shit", ">\n\nUkraine still exporting to China . Unfuckin real", ">\n\nFor f sake can the US just pay Egypt to build a fing second line already. Pretty sure the US could have paid Egypt to build 12 canals from the last wreck and now here we are again. Seriously Egypt doesn't have the money so just pay for it already so we don't have months long shipping crisis every year." ]

[ "Here we go again...\nWhat do we do with a drunken sailor? What do we do we do with a drunken sailor? What do we do with a drunken sailor, early in the morning?", ">\n\nThrow em in the brig until they're sober", ">\n\nFeed 'em to the hungry rats for dinner.", ">\n\nAnd this is why I'll need to listen to the Drunken Whaler on repeat for some amount of time.", ">\n\nBetween this and the other things happening around the world it's like watching the events of the past 2-3 years replaying themselves.", ">\n\n\n\nSuez Canal blocked by a cargo ship ✅\n\n\nA high number of contagious tourists coming in from China ✅\n\n\nA defeated president's supporters storm a country's government buildings ✅\n\n\nYep, sounds familiar alright.", ">\n\nHistory repeats, no one learns from the past.", ">\n\nI just heard someone say, \"History doesn't repeat itself, but it does rhyme.\"", ">\n\nTime is a circle from a view except it's more like a staircase. And there's a shake at certain parts. \nHating the trudge upwards and always going around.", ">\n\nVonnegut or mcconaughey?", ">\n\n\"Canal traffic is unaffected, the canal authority's chairman Osama Rabie said.\"", ">\n\nCanal authority is what I call it when my wife bosses me around", ">\n\nNot again.", ">\n\nWhat next, a bowl of petunias?", ">\n\nWhat are you doing step-ship!?", ">\n\nI just need a quick tug.", ">\n\nHooray! Worldwide commerce meltdown again! Oh, wait, no, that one is bad...", ">\n\nSorry, no raises this year because that global thing that happened for a couple of days\n-Corporations", ">\n\nAlso, all of the products and services that aren't significantly impacted are going to receive price hikes regardless- which will stick around well-after the supply chain has normalized. Our ~~suckers~~ customers ~~are too dumb to notice~~ understand that our products and services have great value and we're always doing our best to stay competitive with the other sociopaths in the price-fixed industry.", ">\n\nDammit, again?", ">\n\n“Hey, I’ve seen this one! I’ve seen this one! This is a classic!”", ">\n\nAgain!?", ">\n\nYES! THEY PUT IT BACK!!!", ">\n\nImagine the captains face right now though. Just think. They all hope it won't be them, but it had to be someone.", ">\n\nI've already seen this season.", ">\n\n2023 writers getting lazy now.", ">\n\nI feel like I’ve heard this somewhere before…", ">\n\n:( why did it have to be a Ukrainian grain ship … they need the god damn money and the world needs their god damn grain .", ">\n\nAnd why does China need Ukrainian grain?", ">\n\nI’lll just leave this here.", ">\n\nThank you", ">\n\na.s.h.w.g.a.", ">\n\nThis should be interesting, 2023 off to a good start :)", ">\n\nLooks like a lousy remake of couple of previous years...", ">\n\nHave we even recover from the last?", ">\n\nI already saw this episode…", ">\n\nLet's gooooo.", ">\n\nThese idiots can't captain ships for shit", ">\n\nFrom the article: “It is currently unclear to what extent canal traffic is affected.”\nPretty sure that means it is badly affected.", ">\n\nAlso from the article:\n\nCanal traffic is unaffected, the canal authority's chairman Osama Rabie said.", ">\n\nIm not even lying, they changed/updated the article and now its 4x as long with much more info. Thanks.", ">\n\nI actually thought something like that happened. I don't think you're lying! I mean, that would be a weird thing to lie about.", ">\n\nFor f sake can the US just pay Egypt to build a fing second line already. Pretty sure the US could have paid Egypt to build 12 canals from the last wreck and now here we are again. Seriously Egypt doesn't have the money so just pay for it already so we don't have months long shipping crisis every year.", ">\n\nThis ignores both the history of the existing canal and the current megaprojects unfolding in egypt", ">\n\nWe've got another one, folks! 🎉🎉🎉🎉 (On a serious note, FOR FUCK'S SAKE!)", ">\n\nOh god please, Not again.", ">\n\nI bet my new tote bag was on there.", ">\n\nOn a ship carrying grain from Ukraine to China?", ">\n\n\nCanal traffic is unaffected, the canal authority's chairman Osama Rabie said.", ">\n\nIt’s like deja vu all over again.", ">\n\nAgain?", ">\n\nJesus, not again.", ">\n\noh no... not again.", ">\n\nhaha, yes!\nround 2", ">\n\nOkay, who decided to put history on loop?", ">\n\nCan anyone linke some radar site for ships? So we can track how \"bad\" it is?", ">\n\nOh no, not again.", ">\n\nLet's gooooo!", ">\n\nWe don’t need no stinkin supply chain!", ">\n\nEvergreen 2?", ">\n\nThis was a good episode of The Truman Show.", ">\n\nUkraine still exporting to China . Unfuckin real", ">\n\nGreat, now I will have to wait even longer for my container full of rubber dog poo", ">\n\nHere we go again...\nWhat do we do with a drunken sailor? What do we do we do with a drunken sailor? What do we do with a drunken sailor, early in the morning?", ">\n\nThrow em in the brig until they're sober", ">\n\nFeed 'em to the hungry rats for dinner.", ">\n\nPut them in bed with the captain's daughter", ">\n\nHave you seen the captain’s daughter (early in the morning)?", ">\n\nSober?", ">\n\nBetween this and the other things happening around the world it's like watching the events of the past 2-3 years replaying themselves.", ">\n\n\n\nShip stuck at the Suez Canal ✅\n\n\nA high number of contagious tourists coming in from China ✅\n\n\nA defeated president's supporters storm a country's government buildings ✅\n\n\nYep, sounds familiar alright.", ">\n\nHistory repeats, no one learns from the past.", ">\n\nI just heard someone say, \"History doesn't repeat itself, but it does rhyme.\"", ">\n\nRepeat Rap Battles of History! \n2020! Vs! 2023!\nBEGIN!", ">\n\nGreat now I gotta go listen to 40 ERBoH videos", ">\n\n\"Canal traffic is unaffected, the canal authority's chairman Osama Rabie said.\"", ">\n\nCanal authority is what I call it when my wife bosses me around", ">\n\nNo that one is without the C", ">\n\nNo, what you mean is when the morning coffee takes control", ">\n\nNot again.", ">\n\nWhat next, a bowl of petunias?", ">\n\n“Hey, I’ve seen this one! I’ve seen this one! This is a classic!”", ">\n\nWhat do you mean you’ve seen it, it’s brand new?", ">\n\nWhat are you doing step-ship!?", ">\n\nI just need a quick tug.", ">\n\nAgain!?", ">\n\nHooray! Worldwide commerce meltdown again! Oh, wait, no, that one is bad...", ">\n\nSorry, no raises this year because that global thing that happened for a couple of days\n-Corporations", ">\n\nAlso, all of the products and services that aren't significantly impacted are going to receive price hikes regardless- which will stick around well-after the supply chain has normalized. Our ~~suckers~~ customers ~~are too dumb to notice~~ understand that our products and services have great value and we're always doing our best to stay competitive with the other sociopaths in the price-fixed industry.", ">\n\nDammit, again?", ">\n\nYES! THEY PUT IT BACK!!!", ">\n\nThis should be interesting, 2023 off to a good start :)", ">\n\nLooks like a lousy remake of couple of previous years...", ">\n\nI've already seen this season.", ">\n\nI feel like I’ve heard this somewhere before…", ">\n\nSounds like no one read the article... They were able to get the ship unstuck, and it didn't sound like it caused any blockage. So nothing to worry about, and nothing like the last blockage.", ">\n\nImagine the captains face right now though. Just think. They all hope it won't be them, but it had to be someone.", ">\n\n2023 writers getting lazy now.", ">\n\nHave we even recover from the last?", ">\n\nI already saw this episode…", ">\n\nIt got up and left, why is everyone confused?", ">\n\nNobody asked for a sequel to Attack of the Crab Monsters (1957).", ">\n\nI’lll just leave this here.", ">\n\nThank you", ">\n\na.s.h.w.g.a.", ">\n\nLet's gooooo.", ">\n\nGreat, now I will have to wait even longer for my container full of rubber dog poo", ">\n\nIt has been resolved already: source", ">\n\nThis new is breaking!", ">\n\n*again", ">\n\nWell this year is off to a GREAT start.", ">\n\n:( why did it have to be a Ukrainian grain ship … they need the god damn money and the world needs their god damn grain .", ">\n\nAnd why does China need Ukrainian grain?", ">\n\nSo people dont starve ?", ">\n\nI didn't realize that such a massive industrial country as China needs grain import to not starve.", ">\n\nFrom the article: “It is currently unclear to what extent canal traffic is affected.”\nPretty sure that means it is badly affected.", ">\n\nAlso from the article:\n\nCanal traffic is unaffected, the canal authority's chairman Osama Rabie said.", ">\n\nIm not even lying, they changed/updated the article and now its 4x as long with much more info. Thanks.", ">\n\nI actually thought something like that happened. I don't think you're lying! I mean, that would be a weird thing to lie about.", ">\n\nThese idiots can't captain ships for shit", ">\n\nUkraine still exporting to China . Unfuckin real", ">\n\nFor f sake can the US just pay Egypt to build a fing second line already. Pretty sure the US could have paid Egypt to build 12 canals from the last wreck and now here we are again. Seriously Egypt doesn't have the money so just pay for it already so we don't have months long shipping crisis every year.", ">\n\nThis ignores both the history of the existing canal and the current megaprojects unfolding in egypt" ]

[ "Here we go again...\nWhat do we do with a drunken sailor? What do we do we do with a drunken sailor? What do we do with a drunken sailor, early in the morning?", ">\n\nThrow em in the brig until they're sober", ">\n\nFeed 'em to the hungry rats for dinner.", ">\n\nAnd this is why I'll need to listen to the Drunken Whaler on repeat for some amount of time.", ">\n\nBetween this and the other things happening around the world it's like watching the events of the past 2-3 years replaying themselves.", ">\n\n\n\nSuez Canal blocked by a cargo ship ✅\n\n\nA high number of contagious tourists coming in from China ✅\n\n\nA defeated president's supporters storm a country's government buildings ✅\n\n\nYep, sounds familiar alright.", ">\n\nHistory repeats, no one learns from the past.", ">\n\nI just heard someone say, \"History doesn't repeat itself, but it does rhyme.\"", ">\n\nTime is a circle from a view except it's more like a staircase. And there's a shake at certain parts. \nHating the trudge upwards and always going around.", ">\n\nVonnegut or mcconaughey?", ">\n\n\"Canal traffic is unaffected, the canal authority's chairman Osama Rabie said.\"", ">\n\nCanal authority is what I call it when my wife bosses me around", ">\n\nNot again.", ">\n\nWhat next, a bowl of petunias?", ">\n\nWhat are you doing step-ship!?", ">\n\nI just need a quick tug.", ">\n\nHooray! Worldwide commerce meltdown again! Oh, wait, no, that one is bad...", ">\n\nSorry, no raises this year because that global thing that happened for a couple of days\n-Corporations", ">\n\nAlso, all of the products and services that aren't significantly impacted are going to receive price hikes regardless- which will stick around well-after the supply chain has normalized. Our ~~suckers~~ customers ~~are too dumb to notice~~ understand that our products and services have great value and we're always doing our best to stay competitive with the other sociopaths in the price-fixed industry.", ">\n\nDammit, again?", ">\n\n“Hey, I’ve seen this one! I’ve seen this one! This is a classic!”", ">\n\nAgain!?", ">\n\nYES! THEY PUT IT BACK!!!", ">\n\nImagine the captains face right now though. Just think. They all hope it won't be them, but it had to be someone.", ">\n\nI've already seen this season.", ">\n\n2023 writers getting lazy now.", ">\n\nI feel like I’ve heard this somewhere before…", ">\n\n:( why did it have to be a Ukrainian grain ship … they need the god damn money and the world needs their god damn grain .", ">\n\nAnd why does China need Ukrainian grain?", ">\n\nI’lll just leave this here.", ">\n\nThank you", ">\n\na.s.h.w.g.a.", ">\n\nThis should be interesting, 2023 off to a good start :)", ">\n\nLooks like a lousy remake of couple of previous years...", ">\n\nHave we even recover from the last?", ">\n\nI already saw this episode…", ">\n\nLet's gooooo.", ">\n\nThese idiots can't captain ships for shit", ">\n\nFrom the article: “It is currently unclear to what extent canal traffic is affected.”\nPretty sure that means it is badly affected.", ">\n\nAlso from the article:\n\nCanal traffic is unaffected, the canal authority's chairman Osama Rabie said.", ">\n\nIm not even lying, they changed/updated the article and now its 4x as long with much more info. Thanks.", ">\n\nI actually thought something like that happened. I don't think you're lying! I mean, that would be a weird thing to lie about.", ">\n\nFor f sake can the US just pay Egypt to build a fing second line already. Pretty sure the US could have paid Egypt to build 12 canals from the last wreck and now here we are again. Seriously Egypt doesn't have the money so just pay for it already so we don't have months long shipping crisis every year.", ">\n\nThis ignores both the history of the existing canal and the current megaprojects unfolding in egypt", ">\n\nWe've got another one, folks! 🎉🎉🎉🎉 (On a serious note, FOR FUCK'S SAKE!)", ">\n\nOh god please, Not again.", ">\n\nI bet my new tote bag was on there.", ">\n\nOn a ship carrying grain from Ukraine to China?", ">\n\n\nCanal traffic is unaffected, the canal authority's chairman Osama Rabie said.", ">\n\nIt’s like deja vu all over again.", ">\n\nAgain?", ">\n\nJesus, not again.", ">\n\noh no... not again.", ">\n\nhaha, yes!\nround 2", ">\n\nOkay, who decided to put history on loop?", ">\n\nCan anyone linke some radar site for ships? So we can track how \"bad\" it is?", ">\n\nOh no, not again.", ">\n\nLet's gooooo!", ">\n\nWe don’t need no stinkin supply chain!", ">\n\nEvergreen 2?", ">\n\nThis was a good episode of The Truman Show.", ">\n\nUkraine still exporting to China . Unfuckin real", ">\n\nGreat, now I will have to wait even longer for my container full of rubber dog poo", ">\n\nHere we go again...\nWhat do we do with a drunken sailor? What do we do we do with a drunken sailor? What do we do with a drunken sailor, early in the morning?", ">\n\nThrow em in the brig until they're sober", ">\n\nFeed 'em to the hungry rats for dinner.", ">\n\nPut them in bed with the captain's daughter", ">\n\nHave you seen the captain’s daughter (early in the morning)?", ">\n\nSober?", ">\n\nBetween this and the other things happening around the world it's like watching the events of the past 2-3 years replaying themselves.", ">\n\n\n\nShip stuck at the Suez Canal ✅\n\n\nA high number of contagious tourists coming in from China ✅\n\n\nA defeated president's supporters storm a country's government buildings ✅\n\n\nYep, sounds familiar alright.", ">\n\nHistory repeats, no one learns from the past.", ">\n\nI just heard someone say, \"History doesn't repeat itself, but it does rhyme.\"", ">\n\nRepeat Rap Battles of History! \n2020! Vs! 2023!\nBEGIN!", ">\n\nGreat now I gotta go listen to 40 ERBoH videos", ">\n\n\"Canal traffic is unaffected, the canal authority's chairman Osama Rabie said.\"", ">\n\nCanal authority is what I call it when my wife bosses me around", ">\n\nNo that one is without the C", ">\n\nNo, what you mean is when the morning coffee takes control", ">\n\nNot again.", ">\n\nWhat next, a bowl of petunias?", ">\n\n“Hey, I’ve seen this one! I’ve seen this one! This is a classic!”", ">\n\nWhat do you mean you’ve seen it, it’s brand new?", ">\n\nWhat are you doing step-ship!?", ">\n\nI just need a quick tug.", ">\n\nAgain!?", ">\n\nHooray! Worldwide commerce meltdown again! Oh, wait, no, that one is bad...", ">\n\nSorry, no raises this year because that global thing that happened for a couple of days\n-Corporations", ">\n\nAlso, all of the products and services that aren't significantly impacted are going to receive price hikes regardless- which will stick around well-after the supply chain has normalized. Our ~~suckers~~ customers ~~are too dumb to notice~~ understand that our products and services have great value and we're always doing our best to stay competitive with the other sociopaths in the price-fixed industry.", ">\n\nDammit, again?", ">\n\nYES! THEY PUT IT BACK!!!", ">\n\nThis should be interesting, 2023 off to a good start :)", ">\n\nLooks like a lousy remake of couple of previous years...", ">\n\nI've already seen this season.", ">\n\nI feel like I’ve heard this somewhere before…", ">\n\nSounds like no one read the article... They were able to get the ship unstuck, and it didn't sound like it caused any blockage. So nothing to worry about, and nothing like the last blockage.", ">\n\nImagine the captains face right now though. Just think. They all hope it won't be them, but it had to be someone.", ">\n\n2023 writers getting lazy now.", ">\n\nHave we even recover from the last?", ">\n\nI already saw this episode…", ">\n\nIt got up and left, why is everyone confused?", ">\n\nNobody asked for a sequel to Attack of the Crab Monsters (1957).", ">\n\nI’lll just leave this here.", ">\n\nThank you", ">\n\na.s.h.w.g.a.", ">\n\nLet's gooooo.", ">\n\nGreat, now I will have to wait even longer for my container full of rubber dog poo", ">\n\nIt has been resolved already: source", ">\n\nThis new is breaking!", ">\n\n*again", ">\n\nWell this year is off to a GREAT start.", ">\n\n:( why did it have to be a Ukrainian grain ship … they need the god damn money and the world needs their god damn grain .", ">\n\nAnd why does China need Ukrainian grain?", ">\n\nSo people dont starve ?", ">\n\nI didn't realize that such a massive industrial country as China needs grain import to not starve.", ">\n\nFrom the article: “It is currently unclear to what extent canal traffic is affected.”\nPretty sure that means it is badly affected.", ">\n\nAlso from the article:\n\nCanal traffic is unaffected, the canal authority's chairman Osama Rabie said.", ">\n\nIm not even lying, they changed/updated the article and now its 4x as long with much more info. Thanks.", ">\n\nI actually thought something like that happened. I don't think you're lying! I mean, that would be a weird thing to lie about.", ">\n\nThese idiots can't captain ships for shit", ">\n\nUkraine still exporting to China . Unfuckin real", ">\n\nFor f sake can the US just pay Egypt to build a fing second line already. Pretty sure the US could have paid Egypt to build 12 canals from the last wreck and now here we are again. Seriously Egypt doesn't have the money so just pay for it already so we don't have months long shipping crisis every year.", ">\n\nThis ignores both the history of the existing canal and the current megaprojects unfolding in egypt", ">\n\nWe've got another one, folks! 🎉🎉🎉🎉 (On a serious note, FOR FUCK'S SAKE!)" ]

[ "Here we go again...\nWhat do we do with a drunken sailor? What do we do we do with a drunken sailor? What do we do with a drunken sailor, early in the morning?", ">\n\nThrow em in the brig until they're sober", ">\n\nFeed 'em to the hungry rats for dinner.", ">\n\nAnd this is why I'll need to listen to the Drunken Whaler on repeat for some amount of time.", ">\n\nBetween this and the other things happening around the world it's like watching the events of the past 2-3 years replaying themselves.", ">\n\n\n\nSuez Canal blocked by a cargo ship ✅\n\n\nA high number of contagious tourists coming in from China ✅\n\n\nA defeated president's supporters storm a country's government buildings ✅\n\n\nYep, sounds familiar alright.", ">\n\nHistory repeats, no one learns from the past.", ">\n\nI just heard someone say, \"History doesn't repeat itself, but it does rhyme.\"", ">\n\nTime is a circle from a view except it's more like a staircase. And there's a shake at certain parts. \nHating the trudge upwards and always going around.", ">\n\nVonnegut or mcconaughey?", ">\n\n\"Canal traffic is unaffected, the canal authority's chairman Osama Rabie said.\"", ">\n\nCanal authority is what I call it when my wife bosses me around", ">\n\nNot again.", ">\n\nWhat next, a bowl of petunias?", ">\n\nWhat are you doing step-ship!?", ">\n\nI just need a quick tug.", ">\n\nHooray! Worldwide commerce meltdown again! Oh, wait, no, that one is bad...", ">\n\nSorry, no raises this year because that global thing that happened for a couple of days\n-Corporations", ">\n\nAlso, all of the products and services that aren't significantly impacted are going to receive price hikes regardless- which will stick around well-after the supply chain has normalized. Our ~~suckers~~ customers ~~are too dumb to notice~~ understand that our products and services have great value and we're always doing our best to stay competitive with the other sociopaths in the price-fixed industry.", ">\n\nDammit, again?", ">\n\n“Hey, I’ve seen this one! I’ve seen this one! This is a classic!”", ">\n\nAgain!?", ">\n\nYES! THEY PUT IT BACK!!!", ">\n\nImagine the captains face right now though. Just think. They all hope it won't be them, but it had to be someone.", ">\n\nI've already seen this season.", ">\n\n2023 writers getting lazy now.", ">\n\nI feel like I’ve heard this somewhere before…", ">\n\n:( why did it have to be a Ukrainian grain ship … they need the god damn money and the world needs their god damn grain .", ">\n\nAnd why does China need Ukrainian grain?", ">\n\nI’lll just leave this here.", ">\n\nThank you", ">\n\na.s.h.w.g.a.", ">\n\nThis should be interesting, 2023 off to a good start :)", ">\n\nLooks like a lousy remake of couple of previous years...", ">\n\nHave we even recover from the last?", ">\n\nI already saw this episode…", ">\n\nLet's gooooo.", ">\n\nThese idiots can't captain ships for shit", ">\n\nFrom the article: “It is currently unclear to what extent canal traffic is affected.”\nPretty sure that means it is badly affected.", ">\n\nAlso from the article:\n\nCanal traffic is unaffected, the canal authority's chairman Osama Rabie said.", ">\n\nIm not even lying, they changed/updated the article and now its 4x as long with much more info. Thanks.", ">\n\nI actually thought something like that happened. I don't think you're lying! I mean, that would be a weird thing to lie about.", ">\n\nFor f sake can the US just pay Egypt to build a fing second line already. Pretty sure the US could have paid Egypt to build 12 canals from the last wreck and now here we are again. Seriously Egypt doesn't have the money so just pay for it already so we don't have months long shipping crisis every year.", ">\n\nThis ignores both the history of the existing canal and the current megaprojects unfolding in egypt", ">\n\nWe've got another one, folks! 🎉🎉🎉🎉 (On a serious note, FOR FUCK'S SAKE!)", ">\n\nOh god please, Not again.", ">\n\nI bet my new tote bag was on there.", ">\n\nOn a ship carrying grain from Ukraine to China?", ">\n\n\nCanal traffic is unaffected, the canal authority's chairman Osama Rabie said.", ">\n\nIt’s like deja vu all over again.", ">\n\nAgain?", ">\n\nJesus, not again.", ">\n\noh no... not again.", ">\n\nhaha, yes!\nround 2", ">\n\nOkay, who decided to put history on loop?", ">\n\nCan anyone linke some radar site for ships? So we can track how \"bad\" it is?", ">\n\nOh no, not again.", ">\n\nLet's gooooo!", ">\n\nWe don’t need no stinkin supply chain!", ">\n\nEvergreen 2?", ">\n\nThis was a good episode of The Truman Show.", ">\n\nUkraine still exporting to China . Unfuckin real", ">\n\nGreat, now I will have to wait even longer for my container full of rubber dog poo", ">\n\nHere we go again...\nWhat do we do with a drunken sailor? What do we do we do with a drunken sailor? What do we do with a drunken sailor, early in the morning?", ">\n\nThrow em in the brig until they're sober", ">\n\nFeed 'em to the hungry rats for dinner.", ">\n\nPut them in bed with the captain's daughter", ">\n\nHave you seen the captain’s daughter (early in the morning)?", ">\n\nSober?", ">\n\nBetween this and the other things happening around the world it's like watching the events of the past 2-3 years replaying themselves.", ">\n\n\n\nShip stuck at the Suez Canal ✅\n\n\nA high number of contagious tourists coming in from China ✅\n\n\nA defeated president's supporters storm a country's government buildings ✅\n\n\nYep, sounds familiar alright.", ">\n\nHistory repeats, no one learns from the past.", ">\n\nI just heard someone say, \"History doesn't repeat itself, but it does rhyme.\"", ">\n\nRepeat Rap Battles of History! \n2020! Vs! 2023!\nBEGIN!", ">\n\nGreat now I gotta go listen to 40 ERBoH videos", ">\n\n\"Canal traffic is unaffected, the canal authority's chairman Osama Rabie said.\"", ">\n\nCanal authority is what I call it when my wife bosses me around", ">\n\nNo that one is without the C", ">\n\nNo, what you mean is when the morning coffee takes control", ">\n\nNot again.", ">\n\nWhat next, a bowl of petunias?", ">\n\n“Hey, I’ve seen this one! I’ve seen this one! This is a classic!”", ">\n\nWhat do you mean you’ve seen it, it’s brand new?", ">\n\nWhat are you doing step-ship!?", ">\n\nI just need a quick tug.", ">\n\nAgain!?", ">\n\nHooray! Worldwide commerce meltdown again! Oh, wait, no, that one is bad...", ">\n\nSorry, no raises this year because that global thing that happened for a couple of days\n-Corporations", ">\n\nAlso, all of the products and services that aren't significantly impacted are going to receive price hikes regardless- which will stick around well-after the supply chain has normalized. Our ~~suckers~~ customers ~~are too dumb to notice~~ understand that our products and services have great value and we're always doing our best to stay competitive with the other sociopaths in the price-fixed industry.", ">\n\nDammit, again?", ">\n\nYES! THEY PUT IT BACK!!!", ">\n\nThis should be interesting, 2023 off to a good start :)", ">\n\nLooks like a lousy remake of couple of previous years...", ">\n\nI've already seen this season.", ">\n\nI feel like I’ve heard this somewhere before…", ">\n\nSounds like no one read the article... They were able to get the ship unstuck, and it didn't sound like it caused any blockage. So nothing to worry about, and nothing like the last blockage.", ">\n\nImagine the captains face right now though. Just think. They all hope it won't be them, but it had to be someone.", ">\n\n2023 writers getting lazy now.", ">\n\nHave we even recover from the last?", ">\n\nI already saw this episode…", ">\n\nIt got up and left, why is everyone confused?", ">\n\nNobody asked for a sequel to Attack of the Crab Monsters (1957).", ">\n\nI’lll just leave this here.", ">\n\nThank you", ">\n\na.s.h.w.g.a.", ">\n\nLet's gooooo.", ">\n\nGreat, now I will have to wait even longer for my container full of rubber dog poo", ">\n\nIt has been resolved already: source", ">\n\nThis new is breaking!", ">\n\n*again", ">\n\nWell this year is off to a GREAT start.", ">\n\n:( why did it have to be a Ukrainian grain ship … they need the god damn money and the world needs their god damn grain .", ">\n\nAnd why does China need Ukrainian grain?", ">\n\nSo people dont starve ?", ">\n\nI didn't realize that such a massive industrial country as China needs grain import to not starve.", ">\n\nFrom the article: “It is currently unclear to what extent canal traffic is affected.”\nPretty sure that means it is badly affected.", ">\n\nAlso from the article:\n\nCanal traffic is unaffected, the canal authority's chairman Osama Rabie said.", ">\n\nIm not even lying, they changed/updated the article and now its 4x as long with much more info. Thanks.", ">\n\nI actually thought something like that happened. I don't think you're lying! I mean, that would be a weird thing to lie about.", ">\n\nThese idiots can't captain ships for shit", ">\n\nUkraine still exporting to China . Unfuckin real", ">\n\nFor f sake can the US just pay Egypt to build a fing second line already. Pretty sure the US could have paid Egypt to build 12 canals from the last wreck and now here we are again. Seriously Egypt doesn't have the money so just pay for it already so we don't have months long shipping crisis every year.", ">\n\nThis ignores both the history of the existing canal and the current megaprojects unfolding in egypt", ">\n\nWe've got another one, folks! 🎉🎉🎉🎉 (On a serious note, FOR FUCK'S SAKE!)", ">\n\nOh god please, Not again." ]

[ "Here we go again...\nWhat do we do with a drunken sailor? What do we do we do with a drunken sailor? What do we do with a drunken sailor, early in the morning?", ">\n\nThrow em in the brig until they're sober", ">\n\nFeed 'em to the hungry rats for dinner.", ">\n\nAnd this is why I'll need to listen to the Drunken Whaler on repeat for some amount of time.", ">\n\nBetween this and the other things happening around the world it's like watching the events of the past 2-3 years replaying themselves.", ">\n\n\n\nSuez Canal blocked by a cargo ship ✅\n\n\nA high number of contagious tourists coming in from China ✅\n\n\nA defeated president's supporters storm a country's government buildings ✅\n\n\nYep, sounds familiar alright.", ">\n\nHistory repeats, no one learns from the past.", ">\n\nI just heard someone say, \"History doesn't repeat itself, but it does rhyme.\"", ">\n\nTime is a circle from a view except it's more like a staircase. And there's a shake at certain parts. \nHating the trudge upwards and always going around.", ">\n\nVonnegut or mcconaughey?", ">\n\n\"Canal traffic is unaffected, the canal authority's chairman Osama Rabie said.\"", ">\n\nCanal authority is what I call it when my wife bosses me around", ">\n\nNot again.", ">\n\nWhat next, a bowl of petunias?", ">\n\nWhat are you doing step-ship!?", ">\n\nI just need a quick tug.", ">\n\nHooray! Worldwide commerce meltdown again! Oh, wait, no, that one is bad...", ">\n\nSorry, no raises this year because that global thing that happened for a couple of days\n-Corporations", ">\n\nAlso, all of the products and services that aren't significantly impacted are going to receive price hikes regardless- which will stick around well-after the supply chain has normalized. Our ~~suckers~~ customers ~~are too dumb to notice~~ understand that our products and services have great value and we're always doing our best to stay competitive with the other sociopaths in the price-fixed industry.", ">\n\nDammit, again?", ">\n\n“Hey, I’ve seen this one! I’ve seen this one! This is a classic!”", ">\n\nAgain!?", ">\n\nYES! THEY PUT IT BACK!!!", ">\n\nImagine the captains face right now though. Just think. They all hope it won't be them, but it had to be someone.", ">\n\nI've already seen this season.", ">\n\n2023 writers getting lazy now.", ">\n\nI feel like I’ve heard this somewhere before…", ">\n\n:( why did it have to be a Ukrainian grain ship … they need the god damn money and the world needs their god damn grain .", ">\n\nAnd why does China need Ukrainian grain?", ">\n\nI’lll just leave this here.", ">\n\nThank you", ">\n\na.s.h.w.g.a.", ">\n\nThis should be interesting, 2023 off to a good start :)", ">\n\nLooks like a lousy remake of couple of previous years...", ">\n\nHave we even recover from the last?", ">\n\nI already saw this episode…", ">\n\nLet's gooooo.", ">\n\nThese idiots can't captain ships for shit", ">\n\nFrom the article: “It is currently unclear to what extent canal traffic is affected.”\nPretty sure that means it is badly affected.", ">\n\nAlso from the article:\n\nCanal traffic is unaffected, the canal authority's chairman Osama Rabie said.", ">\n\nIm not even lying, they changed/updated the article and now its 4x as long with much more info. Thanks.", ">\n\nI actually thought something like that happened. I don't think you're lying! I mean, that would be a weird thing to lie about.", ">\n\nFor f sake can the US just pay Egypt to build a fing second line already. Pretty sure the US could have paid Egypt to build 12 canals from the last wreck and now here we are again. Seriously Egypt doesn't have the money so just pay for it already so we don't have months long shipping crisis every year.", ">\n\nThis ignores both the history of the existing canal and the current megaprojects unfolding in egypt", ">\n\nWe've got another one, folks! 🎉🎉🎉🎉 (On a serious note, FOR FUCK'S SAKE!)", ">\n\nOh god please, Not again.", ">\n\nI bet my new tote bag was on there.", ">\n\nOn a ship carrying grain from Ukraine to China?", ">\n\n\nCanal traffic is unaffected, the canal authority's chairman Osama Rabie said.", ">\n\nIt’s like deja vu all over again.", ">\n\nAgain?", ">\n\nJesus, not again.", ">\n\noh no... not again.", ">\n\nhaha, yes!\nround 2", ">\n\nOkay, who decided to put history on loop?", ">\n\nCan anyone linke some radar site for ships? So we can track how \"bad\" it is?", ">\n\nOh no, not again.", ">\n\nLet's gooooo!", ">\n\nWe don’t need no stinkin supply chain!", ">\n\nEvergreen 2?", ">\n\nThis was a good episode of The Truman Show.", ">\n\nUkraine still exporting to China . Unfuckin real", ">\n\nGreat, now I will have to wait even longer for my container full of rubber dog poo", ">\n\nHere we go again...\nWhat do we do with a drunken sailor? What do we do we do with a drunken sailor? What do we do with a drunken sailor, early in the morning?", ">\n\nThrow em in the brig until they're sober", ">\n\nFeed 'em to the hungry rats for dinner.", ">\n\nPut them in bed with the captain's daughter", ">\n\nHave you seen the captain’s daughter (early in the morning)?", ">\n\nSober?", ">\n\nBetween this and the other things happening around the world it's like watching the events of the past 2-3 years replaying themselves.", ">\n\n\n\nShip stuck at the Suez Canal ✅\n\n\nA high number of contagious tourists coming in from China ✅\n\n\nA defeated president's supporters storm a country's government buildings ✅\n\n\nYep, sounds familiar alright.", ">\n\nHistory repeats, no one learns from the past.", ">\n\nI just heard someone say, \"History doesn't repeat itself, but it does rhyme.\"", ">\n\nRepeat Rap Battles of History! \n2020! Vs! 2023!\nBEGIN!", ">\n\nGreat now I gotta go listen to 40 ERBoH videos", ">\n\n\"Canal traffic is unaffected, the canal authority's chairman Osama Rabie said.\"", ">\n\nCanal authority is what I call it when my wife bosses me around", ">\n\nNo that one is without the C", ">\n\nNo, what you mean is when the morning coffee takes control", ">\n\nNot again.", ">\n\nWhat next, a bowl of petunias?", ">\n\n“Hey, I’ve seen this one! I’ve seen this one! This is a classic!”", ">\n\nWhat do you mean you’ve seen it, it’s brand new?", ">\n\nWhat are you doing step-ship!?", ">\n\nI just need a quick tug.", ">\n\nAgain!?", ">\n\nHooray! Worldwide commerce meltdown again! Oh, wait, no, that one is bad...", ">\n\nSorry, no raises this year because that global thing that happened for a couple of days\n-Corporations", ">\n\nAlso, all of the products and services that aren't significantly impacted are going to receive price hikes regardless- which will stick around well-after the supply chain has normalized. Our ~~suckers~~ customers ~~are too dumb to notice~~ understand that our products and services have great value and we're always doing our best to stay competitive with the other sociopaths in the price-fixed industry.", ">\n\nDammit, again?", ">\n\nYES! THEY PUT IT BACK!!!", ">\n\nThis should be interesting, 2023 off to a good start :)", ">\n\nLooks like a lousy remake of couple of previous years...", ">\n\nI've already seen this season.", ">\n\nI feel like I’ve heard this somewhere before…", ">\n\nSounds like no one read the article... They were able to get the ship unstuck, and it didn't sound like it caused any blockage. So nothing to worry about, and nothing like the last blockage.", ">\n\nImagine the captains face right now though. Just think. They all hope it won't be them, but it had to be someone.", ">\n\n2023 writers getting lazy now.", ">\n\nHave we even recover from the last?", ">\n\nI already saw this episode…", ">\n\nIt got up and left, why is everyone confused?", ">\n\nNobody asked for a sequel to Attack of the Crab Monsters (1957).", ">\n\nI’lll just leave this here.", ">\n\nThank you", ">\n\na.s.h.w.g.a.", ">\n\nLet's gooooo.", ">\n\nGreat, now I will have to wait even longer for my container full of rubber dog poo", ">\n\nIt has been resolved already: source", ">\n\nThis new is breaking!", ">\n\n*again", ">\n\nWell this year is off to a GREAT start.", ">\n\n:( why did it have to be a Ukrainian grain ship … they need the god damn money and the world needs their god damn grain .", ">\n\nAnd why does China need Ukrainian grain?", ">\n\nSo people dont starve ?", ">\n\nI didn't realize that such a massive industrial country as China needs grain import to not starve.", ">\n\nFrom the article: “It is currently unclear to what extent canal traffic is affected.”\nPretty sure that means it is badly affected.", ">\n\nAlso from the article:\n\nCanal traffic is unaffected, the canal authority's chairman Osama Rabie said.", ">\n\nIm not even lying, they changed/updated the article and now its 4x as long with much more info. Thanks.", ">\n\nI actually thought something like that happened. I don't think you're lying! I mean, that would be a weird thing to lie about.", ">\n\nThese idiots can't captain ships for shit", ">\n\nUkraine still exporting to China . Unfuckin real", ">\n\nFor f sake can the US just pay Egypt to build a fing second line already. Pretty sure the US could have paid Egypt to build 12 canals from the last wreck and now here we are again. Seriously Egypt doesn't have the money so just pay for it already so we don't have months long shipping crisis every year.", ">\n\nThis ignores both the history of the existing canal and the current megaprojects unfolding in egypt", ">\n\nWe've got another one, folks! 🎉🎉🎉🎉 (On a serious note, FOR FUCK'S SAKE!)", ">\n\nOh god please, Not again.", ">\n\nI bet my new tote bag was on there." ]

[ "Here we go again...\nWhat do we do with a drunken sailor? What do we do we do with a drunken sailor? What do we do with a drunken sailor, early in the morning?", ">\n\nThrow em in the brig until they're sober", ">\n\nFeed 'em to the hungry rats for dinner.", ">\n\nAnd this is why I'll need to listen to the Drunken Whaler on repeat for some amount of time.", ">\n\nBetween this and the other things happening around the world it's like watching the events of the past 2-3 years replaying themselves.", ">\n\n\n\nSuez Canal blocked by a cargo ship ✅\n\n\nA high number of contagious tourists coming in from China ✅\n\n\nA defeated president's supporters storm a country's government buildings ✅\n\n\nYep, sounds familiar alright.", ">\n\nHistory repeats, no one learns from the past.", ">\n\nI just heard someone say, \"History doesn't repeat itself, but it does rhyme.\"", ">\n\nTime is a circle from a view except it's more like a staircase. And there's a shake at certain parts. \nHating the trudge upwards and always going around.", ">\n\nVonnegut or mcconaughey?", ">\n\n\"Canal traffic is unaffected, the canal authority's chairman Osama Rabie said.\"", ">\n\nCanal authority is what I call it when my wife bosses me around", ">\n\nNot again.", ">\n\nWhat next, a bowl of petunias?", ">\n\nWhat are you doing step-ship!?", ">\n\nI just need a quick tug.", ">\n\nHooray! Worldwide commerce meltdown again! Oh, wait, no, that one is bad...", ">\n\nSorry, no raises this year because that global thing that happened for a couple of days\n-Corporations", ">\n\nAlso, all of the products and services that aren't significantly impacted are going to receive price hikes regardless- which will stick around well-after the supply chain has normalized. Our ~~suckers~~ customers ~~are too dumb to notice~~ understand that our products and services have great value and we're always doing our best to stay competitive with the other sociopaths in the price-fixed industry.", ">\n\nDammit, again?", ">\n\n“Hey, I’ve seen this one! I’ve seen this one! This is a classic!”", ">\n\nAgain!?", ">\n\nYES! THEY PUT IT BACK!!!", ">\n\nImagine the captains face right now though. Just think. They all hope it won't be them, but it had to be someone.", ">\n\nI've already seen this season.", ">\n\n2023 writers getting lazy now.", ">\n\nI feel like I’ve heard this somewhere before…", ">\n\n:( why did it have to be a Ukrainian grain ship … they need the god damn money and the world needs their god damn grain .", ">\n\nAnd why does China need Ukrainian grain?", ">\n\nI’lll just leave this here.", ">\n\nThank you", ">\n\na.s.h.w.g.a.", ">\n\nThis should be interesting, 2023 off to a good start :)", ">\n\nLooks like a lousy remake of couple of previous years...", ">\n\nHave we even recover from the last?", ">\n\nI already saw this episode…", ">\n\nLet's gooooo.", ">\n\nThese idiots can't captain ships for shit", ">\n\nFrom the article: “It is currently unclear to what extent canal traffic is affected.”\nPretty sure that means it is badly affected.", ">\n\nAlso from the article:\n\nCanal traffic is unaffected, the canal authority's chairman Osama Rabie said.", ">\n\nIm not even lying, they changed/updated the article and now its 4x as long with much more info. Thanks.", ">\n\nI actually thought something like that happened. I don't think you're lying! I mean, that would be a weird thing to lie about.", ">\n\nFor f sake can the US just pay Egypt to build a fing second line already. Pretty sure the US could have paid Egypt to build 12 canals from the last wreck and now here we are again. Seriously Egypt doesn't have the money so just pay for it already so we don't have months long shipping crisis every year.", ">\n\nThis ignores both the history of the existing canal and the current megaprojects unfolding in egypt", ">\n\nWe've got another one, folks! 🎉🎉🎉🎉 (On a serious note, FOR FUCK'S SAKE!)", ">\n\nOh god please, Not again.", ">\n\nI bet my new tote bag was on there.", ">\n\nOn a ship carrying grain from Ukraine to China?", ">\n\n\nCanal traffic is unaffected, the canal authority's chairman Osama Rabie said.", ">\n\nIt’s like deja vu all over again.", ">\n\nAgain?", ">\n\nJesus, not again.", ">\n\noh no... not again.", ">\n\nhaha, yes!\nround 2", ">\n\nOkay, who decided to put history on loop?", ">\n\nCan anyone linke some radar site for ships? So we can track how \"bad\" it is?", ">\n\nOh no, not again.", ">\n\nLet's gooooo!", ">\n\nWe don’t need no stinkin supply chain!", ">\n\nEvergreen 2?", ">\n\nThis was a good episode of The Truman Show.", ">\n\nUkraine still exporting to China . Unfuckin real", ">\n\nGreat, now I will have to wait even longer for my container full of rubber dog poo", ">\n\nHere we go again...\nWhat do we do with a drunken sailor? What do we do we do with a drunken sailor? What do we do with a drunken sailor, early in the morning?", ">\n\nThrow em in the brig until they're sober", ">\n\nFeed 'em to the hungry rats for dinner.", ">\n\nPut them in bed with the captain's daughter", ">\n\nHave you seen the captain’s daughter (early in the morning)?", ">\n\nSober?", ">\n\nBetween this and the other things happening around the world it's like watching the events of the past 2-3 years replaying themselves.", ">\n\n\n\nShip stuck at the Suez Canal ✅\n\n\nA high number of contagious tourists coming in from China ✅\n\n\nA defeated president's supporters storm a country's government buildings ✅\n\n\nYep, sounds familiar alright.", ">\n\nHistory repeats, no one learns from the past.", ">\n\nI just heard someone say, \"History doesn't repeat itself, but it does rhyme.\"", ">\n\nRepeat Rap Battles of History! \n2020! Vs! 2023!\nBEGIN!", ">\n\nGreat now I gotta go listen to 40 ERBoH videos", ">\n\n\"Canal traffic is unaffected, the canal authority's chairman Osama Rabie said.\"", ">\n\nCanal authority is what I call it when my wife bosses me around", ">\n\nNo that one is without the C", ">\n\nNo, what you mean is when the morning coffee takes control", ">\n\nNot again.", ">\n\nWhat next, a bowl of petunias?", ">\n\n“Hey, I’ve seen this one! I’ve seen this one! This is a classic!”", ">\n\nWhat do you mean you’ve seen it, it’s brand new?", ">\n\nWhat are you doing step-ship!?", ">\n\nI just need a quick tug.", ">\n\nAgain!?", ">\n\nHooray! Worldwide commerce meltdown again! Oh, wait, no, that one is bad...", ">\n\nSorry, no raises this year because that global thing that happened for a couple of days\n-Corporations", ">\n\nAlso, all of the products and services that aren't significantly impacted are going to receive price hikes regardless- which will stick around well-after the supply chain has normalized. Our ~~suckers~~ customers ~~are too dumb to notice~~ understand that our products and services have great value and we're always doing our best to stay competitive with the other sociopaths in the price-fixed industry.", ">\n\nDammit, again?", ">\n\nYES! THEY PUT IT BACK!!!", ">\n\nThis should be interesting, 2023 off to a good start :)", ">\n\nLooks like a lousy remake of couple of previous years...", ">\n\nI've already seen this season.", ">\n\nI feel like I’ve heard this somewhere before…", ">\n\nSounds like no one read the article... They were able to get the ship unstuck, and it didn't sound like it caused any blockage. So nothing to worry about, and nothing like the last blockage.", ">\n\nImagine the captains face right now though. Just think. They all hope it won't be them, but it had to be someone.", ">\n\n2023 writers getting lazy now.", ">\n\nHave we even recover from the last?", ">\n\nI already saw this episode…", ">\n\nIt got up and left, why is everyone confused?", ">\n\nNobody asked for a sequel to Attack of the Crab Monsters (1957).", ">\n\nI’lll just leave this here.", ">\n\nThank you", ">\n\na.s.h.w.g.a.", ">\n\nLet's gooooo.", ">\n\nGreat, now I will have to wait even longer for my container full of rubber dog poo", ">\n\nIt has been resolved already: source", ">\n\nThis new is breaking!", ">\n\n*again", ">\n\nWell this year is off to a GREAT start.", ">\n\n:( why did it have to be a Ukrainian grain ship … they need the god damn money and the world needs their god damn grain .", ">\n\nAnd why does China need Ukrainian grain?", ">\n\nSo people dont starve ?", ">\n\nI didn't realize that such a massive industrial country as China needs grain import to not starve.", ">\n\nFrom the article: “It is currently unclear to what extent canal traffic is affected.”\nPretty sure that means it is badly affected.", ">\n\nAlso from the article:\n\nCanal traffic is unaffected, the canal authority's chairman Osama Rabie said.", ">\n\nIm not even lying, they changed/updated the article and now its 4x as long with much more info. Thanks.", ">\n\nI actually thought something like that happened. I don't think you're lying! I mean, that would be a weird thing to lie about.", ">\n\nThese idiots can't captain ships for shit", ">\n\nUkraine still exporting to China . Unfuckin real", ">\n\nFor f sake can the US just pay Egypt to build a fing second line already. Pretty sure the US could have paid Egypt to build 12 canals from the last wreck and now here we are again. Seriously Egypt doesn't have the money so just pay for it already so we don't have months long shipping crisis every year.", ">\n\nThis ignores both the history of the existing canal and the current megaprojects unfolding in egypt", ">\n\nWe've got another one, folks! 🎉🎉🎉🎉 (On a serious note, FOR FUCK'S SAKE!)", ">\n\nOh god please, Not again.", ">\n\nI bet my new tote bag was on there.", ">\n\nOn a ship carrying grain from Ukraine to China?" ]

[ "Here we go again...\nWhat do we do with a drunken sailor? What do we do we do with a drunken sailor? What do we do with a drunken sailor, early in the morning?", ">\n\nThrow em in the brig until they're sober", ">\n\nFeed 'em to the hungry rats for dinner.", ">\n\nAnd this is why I'll need to listen to the Drunken Whaler on repeat for some amount of time.", ">\n\nBetween this and the other things happening around the world it's like watching the events of the past 2-3 years replaying themselves.", ">\n\n\n\nSuez Canal blocked by a cargo ship ✅\n\n\nA high number of contagious tourists coming in from China ✅\n\n\nA defeated president's supporters storm a country's government buildings ✅\n\n\nYep, sounds familiar alright.", ">\n\nHistory repeats, no one learns from the past.", ">\n\nI just heard someone say, \"History doesn't repeat itself, but it does rhyme.\"", ">\n\nTime is a circle from a view except it's more like a staircase. And there's a shake at certain parts. \nHating the trudge upwards and always going around.", ">\n\nVonnegut or mcconaughey?", ">\n\n\"Canal traffic is unaffected, the canal authority's chairman Osama Rabie said.\"", ">\n\nCanal authority is what I call it when my wife bosses me around", ">\n\nNot again.", ">\n\nWhat next, a bowl of petunias?", ">\n\nWhat are you doing step-ship!?", ">\n\nI just need a quick tug.", ">\n\nHooray! Worldwide commerce meltdown again! Oh, wait, no, that one is bad...", ">\n\nSorry, no raises this year because that global thing that happened for a couple of days\n-Corporations", ">\n\nAlso, all of the products and services that aren't significantly impacted are going to receive price hikes regardless- which will stick around well-after the supply chain has normalized. Our ~~suckers~~ customers ~~are too dumb to notice~~ understand that our products and services have great value and we're always doing our best to stay competitive with the other sociopaths in the price-fixed industry.", ">\n\nDammit, again?", ">\n\n“Hey, I’ve seen this one! I’ve seen this one! This is a classic!”", ">\n\nAgain!?", ">\n\nYES! THEY PUT IT BACK!!!", ">\n\nImagine the captains face right now though. Just think. They all hope it won't be them, but it had to be someone.", ">\n\nI've already seen this season.", ">\n\n2023 writers getting lazy now.", ">\n\nI feel like I’ve heard this somewhere before…", ">\n\n:( why did it have to be a Ukrainian grain ship … they need the god damn money and the world needs their god damn grain .", ">\n\nAnd why does China need Ukrainian grain?", ">\n\nI’lll just leave this here.", ">\n\nThank you", ">\n\na.s.h.w.g.a.", ">\n\nThis should be interesting, 2023 off to a good start :)", ">\n\nLooks like a lousy remake of couple of previous years...", ">\n\nHave we even recover from the last?", ">\n\nI already saw this episode…", ">\n\nLet's gooooo.", ">\n\nThese idiots can't captain ships for shit", ">\n\nFrom the article: “It is currently unclear to what extent canal traffic is affected.”\nPretty sure that means it is badly affected.", ">\n\nAlso from the article:\n\nCanal traffic is unaffected, the canal authority's chairman Osama Rabie said.", ">\n\nIm not even lying, they changed/updated the article and now its 4x as long with much more info. Thanks.", ">\n\nI actually thought something like that happened. I don't think you're lying! I mean, that would be a weird thing to lie about.", ">\n\nFor f sake can the US just pay Egypt to build a fing second line already. Pretty sure the US could have paid Egypt to build 12 canals from the last wreck and now here we are again. Seriously Egypt doesn't have the money so just pay for it already so we don't have months long shipping crisis every year.", ">\n\nThis ignores both the history of the existing canal and the current megaprojects unfolding in egypt", ">\n\nWe've got another one, folks! 🎉🎉🎉🎉 (On a serious note, FOR FUCK'S SAKE!)", ">\n\nOh god please, Not again.", ">\n\nI bet my new tote bag was on there.", ">\n\nOn a ship carrying grain from Ukraine to China?", ">\n\n\nCanal traffic is unaffected, the canal authority's chairman Osama Rabie said.", ">\n\nIt’s like deja vu all over again.", ">\n\nAgain?", ">\n\nJesus, not again.", ">\n\noh no... not again.", ">\n\nhaha, yes!\nround 2", ">\n\nOkay, who decided to put history on loop?", ">\n\nCan anyone linke some radar site for ships? So we can track how \"bad\" it is?", ">\n\nOh no, not again.", ">\n\nLet's gooooo!", ">\n\nWe don’t need no stinkin supply chain!", ">\n\nEvergreen 2?", ">\n\nThis was a good episode of The Truman Show.", ">\n\nUkraine still exporting to China . Unfuckin real", ">\n\nGreat, now I will have to wait even longer for my container full of rubber dog poo", ">\n\nHere we go again...\nWhat do we do with a drunken sailor? What do we do we do with a drunken sailor? What do we do with a drunken sailor, early in the morning?", ">\n\nThrow em in the brig until they're sober", ">\n\nFeed 'em to the hungry rats for dinner.", ">\n\nPut them in bed with the captain's daughter", ">\n\nHave you seen the captain’s daughter (early in the morning)?", ">\n\nSober?", ">\n\nBetween this and the other things happening around the world it's like watching the events of the past 2-3 years replaying themselves.", ">\n\n\n\nShip stuck at the Suez Canal ✅\n\n\nA high number of contagious tourists coming in from China ✅\n\n\nA defeated president's supporters storm a country's government buildings ✅\n\n\nYep, sounds familiar alright.", ">\n\nHistory repeats, no one learns from the past.", ">\n\nI just heard someone say, \"History doesn't repeat itself, but it does rhyme.\"", ">\n\nRepeat Rap Battles of History! \n2020! Vs! 2023!\nBEGIN!", ">\n\nGreat now I gotta go listen to 40 ERBoH videos", ">\n\n\"Canal traffic is unaffected, the canal authority's chairman Osama Rabie said.\"", ">\n\nCanal authority is what I call it when my wife bosses me around", ">\n\nNo that one is without the C", ">\n\nNo, what you mean is when the morning coffee takes control", ">\n\nNot again.", ">\n\nWhat next, a bowl of petunias?", ">\n\n“Hey, I’ve seen this one! I’ve seen this one! This is a classic!”", ">\n\nWhat do you mean you’ve seen it, it’s brand new?", ">\n\nWhat are you doing step-ship!?", ">\n\nI just need a quick tug.", ">\n\nAgain!?", ">\n\nHooray! Worldwide commerce meltdown again! Oh, wait, no, that one is bad...", ">\n\nSorry, no raises this year because that global thing that happened for a couple of days\n-Corporations", ">\n\nAlso, all of the products and services that aren't significantly impacted are going to receive price hikes regardless- which will stick around well-after the supply chain has normalized. Our ~~suckers~~ customers ~~are too dumb to notice~~ understand that our products and services have great value and we're always doing our best to stay competitive with the other sociopaths in the price-fixed industry.", ">\n\nDammit, again?", ">\n\nYES! THEY PUT IT BACK!!!", ">\n\nThis should be interesting, 2023 off to a good start :)", ">\n\nLooks like a lousy remake of couple of previous years...", ">\n\nI've already seen this season.", ">\n\nI feel like I’ve heard this somewhere before…", ">\n\nSounds like no one read the article... They were able to get the ship unstuck, and it didn't sound like it caused any blockage. So nothing to worry about, and nothing like the last blockage.", ">\n\nImagine the captains face right now though. Just think. They all hope it won't be them, but it had to be someone.", ">\n\n2023 writers getting lazy now.", ">\n\nHave we even recover from the last?", ">\n\nI already saw this episode…", ">\n\nIt got up and left, why is everyone confused?", ">\n\nNobody asked for a sequel to Attack of the Crab Monsters (1957).", ">\n\nI’lll just leave this here.", ">\n\nThank you", ">\n\na.s.h.w.g.a.", ">\n\nLet's gooooo.", ">\n\nGreat, now I will have to wait even longer for my container full of rubber dog poo", ">\n\nIt has been resolved already: source", ">\n\nThis new is breaking!", ">\n\n*again", ">\n\nWell this year is off to a GREAT start.", ">\n\n:( why did it have to be a Ukrainian grain ship … they need the god damn money and the world needs their god damn grain .", ">\n\nAnd why does China need Ukrainian grain?", ">\n\nSo people dont starve ?", ">\n\nI didn't realize that such a massive industrial country as China needs grain import to not starve.", ">\n\nFrom the article: “It is currently unclear to what extent canal traffic is affected.”\nPretty sure that means it is badly affected.", ">\n\nAlso from the article:\n\nCanal traffic is unaffected, the canal authority's chairman Osama Rabie said.", ">\n\nIm not even lying, they changed/updated the article and now its 4x as long with much more info. Thanks.", ">\n\nI actually thought something like that happened. I don't think you're lying! I mean, that would be a weird thing to lie about.", ">\n\nThese idiots can't captain ships for shit", ">\n\nUkraine still exporting to China . Unfuckin real", ">\n\nFor f sake can the US just pay Egypt to build a fing second line already. Pretty sure the US could have paid Egypt to build 12 canals from the last wreck and now here we are again. Seriously Egypt doesn't have the money so just pay for it already so we don't have months long shipping crisis every year.", ">\n\nThis ignores both the history of the existing canal and the current megaprojects unfolding in egypt", ">\n\nWe've got another one, folks! 🎉🎉🎉🎉 (On a serious note, FOR FUCK'S SAKE!)", ">\n\nOh god please, Not again.", ">\n\nI bet my new tote bag was on there.", ">\n\nOn a ship carrying grain from Ukraine to China?", ">\n\n\nCanal traffic is unaffected, the canal authority's chairman Osama Rabie said." ]

[ "Here we go again...\nWhat do we do with a drunken sailor? What do we do we do with a drunken sailor? What do we do with a drunken sailor, early in the morning?", ">\n\nThrow em in the brig until they're sober", ">\n\nFeed 'em to the hungry rats for dinner.", ">\n\nAnd this is why I'll need to listen to the Drunken Whaler on repeat for some amount of time.", ">\n\nBetween this and the other things happening around the world it's like watching the events of the past 2-3 years replaying themselves.", ">\n\n\n\nSuez Canal blocked by a cargo ship ✅\n\n\nA high number of contagious tourists coming in from China ✅\n\n\nA defeated president's supporters storm a country's government buildings ✅\n\n\nYep, sounds familiar alright.", ">\n\nHistory repeats, no one learns from the past.", ">\n\nI just heard someone say, \"History doesn't repeat itself, but it does rhyme.\"", ">\n\nTime is a circle from a view except it's more like a staircase. And there's a shake at certain parts. \nHating the trudge upwards and always going around.", ">\n\nVonnegut or mcconaughey?", ">\n\n\"Canal traffic is unaffected, the canal authority's chairman Osama Rabie said.\"", ">\n\nCanal authority is what I call it when my wife bosses me around", ">\n\nNot again.", ">\n\nWhat next, a bowl of petunias?", ">\n\nWhat are you doing step-ship!?", ">\n\nI just need a quick tug.", ">\n\nHooray! Worldwide commerce meltdown again! Oh, wait, no, that one is bad...", ">\n\nSorry, no raises this year because that global thing that happened for a couple of days\n-Corporations", ">\n\nAlso, all of the products and services that aren't significantly impacted are going to receive price hikes regardless- which will stick around well-after the supply chain has normalized. Our ~~suckers~~ customers ~~are too dumb to notice~~ understand that our products and services have great value and we're always doing our best to stay competitive with the other sociopaths in the price-fixed industry.", ">\n\nDammit, again?", ">\n\n“Hey, I’ve seen this one! I’ve seen this one! This is a classic!”", ">\n\nAgain!?", ">\n\nYES! THEY PUT IT BACK!!!", ">\n\nImagine the captains face right now though. Just think. They all hope it won't be them, but it had to be someone.", ">\n\nI've already seen this season.", ">\n\n2023 writers getting lazy now.", ">\n\nI feel like I’ve heard this somewhere before…", ">\n\n:( why did it have to be a Ukrainian grain ship … they need the god damn money and the world needs their god damn grain .", ">\n\nAnd why does China need Ukrainian grain?", ">\n\nI’lll just leave this here.", ">\n\nThank you", ">\n\na.s.h.w.g.a.", ">\n\nThis should be interesting, 2023 off to a good start :)", ">\n\nLooks like a lousy remake of couple of previous years...", ">\n\nHave we even recover from the last?", ">\n\nI already saw this episode…", ">\n\nLet's gooooo.", ">\n\nThese idiots can't captain ships for shit", ">\n\nFrom the article: “It is currently unclear to what extent canal traffic is affected.”\nPretty sure that means it is badly affected.", ">\n\nAlso from the article:\n\nCanal traffic is unaffected, the canal authority's chairman Osama Rabie said.", ">\n\nIm not even lying, they changed/updated the article and now its 4x as long with much more info. Thanks.", ">\n\nI actually thought something like that happened. I don't think you're lying! I mean, that would be a weird thing to lie about.", ">\n\nFor f sake can the US just pay Egypt to build a fing second line already. Pretty sure the US could have paid Egypt to build 12 canals from the last wreck and now here we are again. Seriously Egypt doesn't have the money so just pay for it already so we don't have months long shipping crisis every year.", ">\n\nThis ignores both the history of the existing canal and the current megaprojects unfolding in egypt", ">\n\nWe've got another one, folks! 🎉🎉🎉🎉 (On a serious note, FOR FUCK'S SAKE!)", ">\n\nOh god please, Not again.", ">\n\nI bet my new tote bag was on there.", ">\n\nOn a ship carrying grain from Ukraine to China?", ">\n\n\nCanal traffic is unaffected, the canal authority's chairman Osama Rabie said.", ">\n\nIt’s like deja vu all over again.", ">\n\nAgain?", ">\n\nJesus, not again.", ">\n\noh no... not again.", ">\n\nhaha, yes!\nround 2", ">\n\nOkay, who decided to put history on loop?", ">\n\nCan anyone linke some radar site for ships? So we can track how \"bad\" it is?", ">\n\nOh no, not again.", ">\n\nLet's gooooo!", ">\n\nWe don’t need no stinkin supply chain!", ">\n\nEvergreen 2?", ">\n\nThis was a good episode of The Truman Show.", ">\n\nUkraine still exporting to China . Unfuckin real", ">\n\nGreat, now I will have to wait even longer for my container full of rubber dog poo", ">\n\nHere we go again...\nWhat do we do with a drunken sailor? What do we do we do with a drunken sailor? What do we do with a drunken sailor, early in the morning?", ">\n\nThrow em in the brig until they're sober", ">\n\nFeed 'em to the hungry rats for dinner.", ">\n\nPut them in bed with the captain's daughter", ">\n\nHave you seen the captain’s daughter (early in the morning)?", ">\n\nSober?", ">\n\nBetween this and the other things happening around the world it's like watching the events of the past 2-3 years replaying themselves.", ">\n\n\n\nShip stuck at the Suez Canal ✅\n\n\nA high number of contagious tourists coming in from China ✅\n\n\nA defeated president's supporters storm a country's government buildings ✅\n\n\nYep, sounds familiar alright.", ">\n\nHistory repeats, no one learns from the past.", ">\n\nI just heard someone say, \"History doesn't repeat itself, but it does rhyme.\"", ">\n\nRepeat Rap Battles of History! \n2020! Vs! 2023!\nBEGIN!", ">\n\nGreat now I gotta go listen to 40 ERBoH videos", ">\n\n\"Canal traffic is unaffected, the canal authority's chairman Osama Rabie said.\"", ">\n\nCanal authority is what I call it when my wife bosses me around", ">\n\nNo that one is without the C", ">\n\nNo, what you mean is when the morning coffee takes control", ">\n\nNot again.", ">\n\nWhat next, a bowl of petunias?", ">\n\n“Hey, I’ve seen this one! I’ve seen this one! This is a classic!”", ">\n\nWhat do you mean you’ve seen it, it’s brand new?", ">\n\nWhat are you doing step-ship!?", ">\n\nI just need a quick tug.", ">\n\nAgain!?", ">\n\nHooray! Worldwide commerce meltdown again! Oh, wait, no, that one is bad...", ">\n\nSorry, no raises this year because that global thing that happened for a couple of days\n-Corporations", ">\n\nAlso, all of the products and services that aren't significantly impacted are going to receive price hikes regardless- which will stick around well-after the supply chain has normalized. Our ~~suckers~~ customers ~~are too dumb to notice~~ understand that our products and services have great value and we're always doing our best to stay competitive with the other sociopaths in the price-fixed industry.", ">\n\nDammit, again?", ">\n\nYES! THEY PUT IT BACK!!!", ">\n\nThis should be interesting, 2023 off to a good start :)", ">\n\nLooks like a lousy remake of couple of previous years...", ">\n\nI've already seen this season.", ">\n\nI feel like I’ve heard this somewhere before…", ">\n\nSounds like no one read the article... They were able to get the ship unstuck, and it didn't sound like it caused any blockage. So nothing to worry about, and nothing like the last blockage.", ">\n\nImagine the captains face right now though. Just think. They all hope it won't be them, but it had to be someone.", ">\n\n2023 writers getting lazy now.", ">\n\nHave we even recover from the last?", ">\n\nI already saw this episode…", ">\n\nIt got up and left, why is everyone confused?", ">\n\nNobody asked for a sequel to Attack of the Crab Monsters (1957).", ">\n\nI’lll just leave this here.", ">\n\nThank you", ">\n\na.s.h.w.g.a.", ">\n\nLet's gooooo.", ">\n\nGreat, now I will have to wait even longer for my container full of rubber dog poo", ">\n\nIt has been resolved already: source", ">\n\nThis new is breaking!", ">\n\n*again", ">\n\nWell this year is off to a GREAT start.", ">\n\n:( why did it have to be a Ukrainian grain ship … they need the god damn money and the world needs their god damn grain .", ">\n\nAnd why does China need Ukrainian grain?", ">\n\nSo people dont starve ?", ">\n\nI didn't realize that such a massive industrial country as China needs grain import to not starve.", ">\n\nFrom the article: “It is currently unclear to what extent canal traffic is affected.”\nPretty sure that means it is badly affected.", ">\n\nAlso from the article:\n\nCanal traffic is unaffected, the canal authority's chairman Osama Rabie said.", ">\n\nIm not even lying, they changed/updated the article and now its 4x as long with much more info. Thanks.", ">\n\nI actually thought something like that happened. I don't think you're lying! I mean, that would be a weird thing to lie about.", ">\n\nThese idiots can't captain ships for shit", ">\n\nUkraine still exporting to China . Unfuckin real", ">\n\nFor f sake can the US just pay Egypt to build a fing second line already. Pretty sure the US could have paid Egypt to build 12 canals from the last wreck and now here we are again. Seriously Egypt doesn't have the money so just pay for it already so we don't have months long shipping crisis every year.", ">\n\nThis ignores both the history of the existing canal and the current megaprojects unfolding in egypt", ">\n\nWe've got another one, folks! 🎉🎉🎉🎉 (On a serious note, FOR FUCK'S SAKE!)", ">\n\nOh god please, Not again.", ">\n\nI bet my new tote bag was on there.", ">\n\nOn a ship carrying grain from Ukraine to China?", ">\n\n\nCanal traffic is unaffected, the canal authority's chairman Osama Rabie said.", ">\n\nIt’s like deja vu all over again." ]

[ "Here we go again...\nWhat do we do with a drunken sailor? What do we do we do with a drunken sailor? What do we do with a drunken sailor, early in the morning?", ">\n\nThrow em in the brig until they're sober", ">\n\nFeed 'em to the hungry rats for dinner.", ">\n\nAnd this is why I'll need to listen to the Drunken Whaler on repeat for some amount of time.", ">\n\nBetween this and the other things happening around the world it's like watching the events of the past 2-3 years replaying themselves.", ">\n\n\n\nSuez Canal blocked by a cargo ship ✅\n\n\nA high number of contagious tourists coming in from China ✅\n\n\nA defeated president's supporters storm a country's government buildings ✅\n\n\nYep, sounds familiar alright.", ">\n\nHistory repeats, no one learns from the past.", ">\n\nI just heard someone say, \"History doesn't repeat itself, but it does rhyme.\"", ">\n\nTime is a circle from a view except it's more like a staircase. And there's a shake at certain parts. \nHating the trudge upwards and always going around.", ">\n\nVonnegut or mcconaughey?", ">\n\n\"Canal traffic is unaffected, the canal authority's chairman Osama Rabie said.\"", ">\n\nCanal authority is what I call it when my wife bosses me around", ">\n\nNot again.", ">\n\nWhat next, a bowl of petunias?", ">\n\nWhat are you doing step-ship!?", ">\n\nI just need a quick tug.", ">\n\nHooray! Worldwide commerce meltdown again! Oh, wait, no, that one is bad...", ">\n\nSorry, no raises this year because that global thing that happened for a couple of days\n-Corporations", ">\n\nAlso, all of the products and services that aren't significantly impacted are going to receive price hikes regardless- which will stick around well-after the supply chain has normalized. Our ~~suckers~~ customers ~~are too dumb to notice~~ understand that our products and services have great value and we're always doing our best to stay competitive with the other sociopaths in the price-fixed industry.", ">\n\nDammit, again?", ">\n\n“Hey, I’ve seen this one! I’ve seen this one! This is a classic!”", ">\n\nAgain!?", ">\n\nYES! THEY PUT IT BACK!!!", ">\n\nImagine the captains face right now though. Just think. They all hope it won't be them, but it had to be someone.", ">\n\nI've already seen this season.", ">\n\n2023 writers getting lazy now.", ">\n\nI feel like I’ve heard this somewhere before…", ">\n\n:( why did it have to be a Ukrainian grain ship … they need the god damn money and the world needs their god damn grain .", ">\n\nAnd why does China need Ukrainian grain?", ">\n\nI’lll just leave this here.", ">\n\nThank you", ">\n\na.s.h.w.g.a.", ">\n\nThis should be interesting, 2023 off to a good start :)", ">\n\nLooks like a lousy remake of couple of previous years...", ">\n\nHave we even recover from the last?", ">\n\nI already saw this episode…", ">\n\nLet's gooooo.", ">\n\nThese idiots can't captain ships for shit", ">\n\nFrom the article: “It is currently unclear to what extent canal traffic is affected.”\nPretty sure that means it is badly affected.", ">\n\nAlso from the article:\n\nCanal traffic is unaffected, the canal authority's chairman Osama Rabie said.", ">\n\nIm not even lying, they changed/updated the article and now its 4x as long with much more info. Thanks.", ">\n\nI actually thought something like that happened. I don't think you're lying! I mean, that would be a weird thing to lie about.", ">\n\nFor f sake can the US just pay Egypt to build a fing second line already. Pretty sure the US could have paid Egypt to build 12 canals from the last wreck and now here we are again. Seriously Egypt doesn't have the money so just pay for it already so we don't have months long shipping crisis every year.", ">\n\nThis ignores both the history of the existing canal and the current megaprojects unfolding in egypt", ">\n\nWe've got another one, folks! 🎉🎉🎉🎉 (On a serious note, FOR FUCK'S SAKE!)", ">\n\nOh god please, Not again.", ">\n\nI bet my new tote bag was on there.", ">\n\nOn a ship carrying grain from Ukraine to China?", ">\n\n\nCanal traffic is unaffected, the canal authority's chairman Osama Rabie said.", ">\n\nIt’s like deja vu all over again.", ">\n\nAgain?", ">\n\nJesus, not again.", ">\n\noh no... not again.", ">\n\nhaha, yes!\nround 2", ">\n\nOkay, who decided to put history on loop?", ">\n\nCan anyone linke some radar site for ships? So we can track how \"bad\" it is?", ">\n\nOh no, not again.", ">\n\nLet's gooooo!", ">\n\nWe don’t need no stinkin supply chain!", ">\n\nEvergreen 2?", ">\n\nThis was a good episode of The Truman Show.", ">\n\nUkraine still exporting to China . Unfuckin real", ">\n\nGreat, now I will have to wait even longer for my container full of rubber dog poo", ">\n\nHere we go again...\nWhat do we do with a drunken sailor? What do we do we do with a drunken sailor? What do we do with a drunken sailor, early in the morning?", ">\n\nThrow em in the brig until they're sober", ">\n\nFeed 'em to the hungry rats for dinner.", ">\n\nPut them in bed with the captain's daughter", ">\n\nHave you seen the captain’s daughter (early in the morning)?", ">\n\nSober?", ">\n\nBetween this and the other things happening around the world it's like watching the events of the past 2-3 years replaying themselves.", ">\n\n\n\nShip stuck at the Suez Canal ✅\n\n\nA high number of contagious tourists coming in from China ✅\n\n\nA defeated president's supporters storm a country's government buildings ✅\n\n\nYep, sounds familiar alright.", ">\n\nHistory repeats, no one learns from the past.", ">\n\nI just heard someone say, \"History doesn't repeat itself, but it does rhyme.\"", ">\n\nRepeat Rap Battles of History! \n2020! Vs! 2023!\nBEGIN!", ">\n\nGreat now I gotta go listen to 40 ERBoH videos", ">\n\n\"Canal traffic is unaffected, the canal authority's chairman Osama Rabie said.\"", ">\n\nCanal authority is what I call it when my wife bosses me around", ">\n\nNo that one is without the C", ">\n\nNo, what you mean is when the morning coffee takes control", ">\n\nNot again.", ">\n\nWhat next, a bowl of petunias?", ">\n\n“Hey, I’ve seen this one! I’ve seen this one! This is a classic!”", ">\n\nWhat do you mean you’ve seen it, it’s brand new?", ">\n\nWhat are you doing step-ship!?", ">\n\nI just need a quick tug.", ">\n\nAgain!?", ">\n\nHooray! Worldwide commerce meltdown again! Oh, wait, no, that one is bad...", ">\n\nSorry, no raises this year because that global thing that happened for a couple of days\n-Corporations", ">\n\nAlso, all of the products and services that aren't significantly impacted are going to receive price hikes regardless- which will stick around well-after the supply chain has normalized. Our ~~suckers~~ customers ~~are too dumb to notice~~ understand that our products and services have great value and we're always doing our best to stay competitive with the other sociopaths in the price-fixed industry.", ">\n\nDammit, again?", ">\n\nYES! THEY PUT IT BACK!!!", ">\n\nThis should be interesting, 2023 off to a good start :)", ">\n\nLooks like a lousy remake of couple of previous years...", ">\n\nI've already seen this season.", ">\n\nI feel like I’ve heard this somewhere before…", ">\n\nSounds like no one read the article... They were able to get the ship unstuck, and it didn't sound like it caused any blockage. So nothing to worry about, and nothing like the last blockage.", ">\n\nImagine the captains face right now though. Just think. They all hope it won't be them, but it had to be someone.", ">\n\n2023 writers getting lazy now.", ">\n\nHave we even recover from the last?", ">\n\nI already saw this episode…", ">\n\nIt got up and left, why is everyone confused?", ">\n\nNobody asked for a sequel to Attack of the Crab Monsters (1957).", ">\n\nI’lll just leave this here.", ">\n\nThank you", ">\n\na.s.h.w.g.a.", ">\n\nLet's gooooo.", ">\n\nGreat, now I will have to wait even longer for my container full of rubber dog poo", ">\n\nIt has been resolved already: source", ">\n\nThis new is breaking!", ">\n\n*again", ">\n\nWell this year is off to a GREAT start.", ">\n\n:( why did it have to be a Ukrainian grain ship … they need the god damn money and the world needs their god damn grain .", ">\n\nAnd why does China need Ukrainian grain?", ">\n\nSo people dont starve ?", ">\n\nI didn't realize that such a massive industrial country as China needs grain import to not starve.", ">\n\nFrom the article: “It is currently unclear to what extent canal traffic is affected.”\nPretty sure that means it is badly affected.", ">\n\nAlso from the article:\n\nCanal traffic is unaffected, the canal authority's chairman Osama Rabie said.", ">\n\nIm not even lying, they changed/updated the article and now its 4x as long with much more info. Thanks.", ">\n\nI actually thought something like that happened. I don't think you're lying! I mean, that would be a weird thing to lie about.", ">\n\nThese idiots can't captain ships for shit", ">\n\nUkraine still exporting to China . Unfuckin real", ">\n\nFor f sake can the US just pay Egypt to build a fing second line already. Pretty sure the US could have paid Egypt to build 12 canals from the last wreck and now here we are again. Seriously Egypt doesn't have the money so just pay for it already so we don't have months long shipping crisis every year.", ">\n\nThis ignores both the history of the existing canal and the current megaprojects unfolding in egypt", ">\n\nWe've got another one, folks! 🎉🎉🎉🎉 (On a serious note, FOR FUCK'S SAKE!)", ">\n\nOh god please, Not again.", ">\n\nI bet my new tote bag was on there.", ">\n\nOn a ship carrying grain from Ukraine to China?", ">\n\n\nCanal traffic is unaffected, the canal authority's chairman Osama Rabie said.", ">\n\nIt’s like deja vu all over again.", ">\n\nAgain?" ]

[ "Here we go again...\nWhat do we do with a drunken sailor? What do we do we do with a drunken sailor? What do we do with a drunken sailor, early in the morning?", ">\n\nThrow em in the brig until they're sober", ">\n\nFeed 'em to the hungry rats for dinner.", ">\n\nAnd this is why I'll need to listen to the Drunken Whaler on repeat for some amount of time.", ">\n\nBetween this and the other things happening around the world it's like watching the events of the past 2-3 years replaying themselves.", ">\n\n\n\nSuez Canal blocked by a cargo ship ✅\n\n\nA high number of contagious tourists coming in from China ✅\n\n\nA defeated president's supporters storm a country's government buildings ✅\n\n\nYep, sounds familiar alright.", ">\n\nHistory repeats, no one learns from the past.", ">\n\nI just heard someone say, \"History doesn't repeat itself, but it does rhyme.\"", ">\n\nTime is a circle from a view except it's more like a staircase. And there's a shake at certain parts. \nHating the trudge upwards and always going around.", ">\n\nVonnegut or mcconaughey?", ">\n\n\"Canal traffic is unaffected, the canal authority's chairman Osama Rabie said.\"", ">\n\nCanal authority is what I call it when my wife bosses me around", ">\n\nNot again.", ">\n\nWhat next, a bowl of petunias?", ">\n\nWhat are you doing step-ship!?", ">\n\nI just need a quick tug.", ">\n\nHooray! Worldwide commerce meltdown again! Oh, wait, no, that one is bad...", ">\n\nSorry, no raises this year because that global thing that happened for a couple of days\n-Corporations", ">\n\nAlso, all of the products and services that aren't significantly impacted are going to receive price hikes regardless- which will stick around well-after the supply chain has normalized. Our ~~suckers~~ customers ~~are too dumb to notice~~ understand that our products and services have great value and we're always doing our best to stay competitive with the other sociopaths in the price-fixed industry.", ">\n\nDammit, again?", ">\n\n“Hey, I’ve seen this one! I’ve seen this one! This is a classic!”", ">\n\nAgain!?", ">\n\nYES! THEY PUT IT BACK!!!", ">\n\nImagine the captains face right now though. Just think. They all hope it won't be them, but it had to be someone.", ">\n\nI've already seen this season.", ">\n\n2023 writers getting lazy now.", ">\n\nI feel like I’ve heard this somewhere before…", ">\n\n:( why did it have to be a Ukrainian grain ship … they need the god damn money and the world needs their god damn grain .", ">\n\nAnd why does China need Ukrainian grain?", ">\n\nI’lll just leave this here.", ">\n\nThank you", ">\n\na.s.h.w.g.a.", ">\n\nThis should be interesting, 2023 off to a good start :)", ">\n\nLooks like a lousy remake of couple of previous years...", ">\n\nHave we even recover from the last?", ">\n\nI already saw this episode…", ">\n\nLet's gooooo.", ">\n\nThese idiots can't captain ships for shit", ">\n\nFrom the article: “It is currently unclear to what extent canal traffic is affected.”\nPretty sure that means it is badly affected.", ">\n\nAlso from the article:\n\nCanal traffic is unaffected, the canal authority's chairman Osama Rabie said.", ">\n\nIm not even lying, they changed/updated the article and now its 4x as long with much more info. Thanks.", ">\n\nI actually thought something like that happened. I don't think you're lying! I mean, that would be a weird thing to lie about.", ">\n\nFor f sake can the US just pay Egypt to build a fing second line already. Pretty sure the US could have paid Egypt to build 12 canals from the last wreck and now here we are again. Seriously Egypt doesn't have the money so just pay for it already so we don't have months long shipping crisis every year.", ">\n\nThis ignores both the history of the existing canal and the current megaprojects unfolding in egypt", ">\n\nWe've got another one, folks! 🎉🎉🎉🎉 (On a serious note, FOR FUCK'S SAKE!)", ">\n\nOh god please, Not again.", ">\n\nI bet my new tote bag was on there.", ">\n\nOn a ship carrying grain from Ukraine to China?", ">\n\n\nCanal traffic is unaffected, the canal authority's chairman Osama Rabie said.", ">\n\nIt’s like deja vu all over again.", ">\n\nAgain?", ">\n\nJesus, not again.", ">\n\noh no... not again.", ">\n\nhaha, yes!\nround 2", ">\n\nOkay, who decided to put history on loop?", ">\n\nCan anyone linke some radar site for ships? So we can track how \"bad\" it is?", ">\n\nOh no, not again.", ">\n\nLet's gooooo!", ">\n\nWe don’t need no stinkin supply chain!", ">\n\nEvergreen 2?", ">\n\nThis was a good episode of The Truman Show.", ">\n\nUkraine still exporting to China . Unfuckin real", ">\n\nGreat, now I will have to wait even longer for my container full of rubber dog poo", ">\n\nHere we go again...\nWhat do we do with a drunken sailor? What do we do we do with a drunken sailor? What do we do with a drunken sailor, early in the morning?", ">\n\nThrow em in the brig until they're sober", ">\n\nFeed 'em to the hungry rats for dinner.", ">\n\nPut them in bed with the captain's daughter", ">\n\nHave you seen the captain’s daughter (early in the morning)?", ">\n\nSober?", ">\n\nBetween this and the other things happening around the world it's like watching the events of the past 2-3 years replaying themselves.", ">\n\n\n\nShip stuck at the Suez Canal ✅\n\n\nA high number of contagious tourists coming in from China ✅\n\n\nA defeated president's supporters storm a country's government buildings ✅\n\n\nYep, sounds familiar alright.", ">\n\nHistory repeats, no one learns from the past.", ">\n\nI just heard someone say, \"History doesn't repeat itself, but it does rhyme.\"", ">\n\nRepeat Rap Battles of History! \n2020! Vs! 2023!\nBEGIN!", ">\n\nGreat now I gotta go listen to 40 ERBoH videos", ">\n\n\"Canal traffic is unaffected, the canal authority's chairman Osama Rabie said.\"", ">\n\nCanal authority is what I call it when my wife bosses me around", ">\n\nNo that one is without the C", ">\n\nNo, what you mean is when the morning coffee takes control", ">\n\nNot again.", ">\n\nWhat next, a bowl of petunias?", ">\n\n“Hey, I’ve seen this one! I’ve seen this one! This is a classic!”", ">\n\nWhat do you mean you’ve seen it, it’s brand new?", ">\n\nWhat are you doing step-ship!?", ">\n\nI just need a quick tug.", ">\n\nAgain!?", ">\n\nHooray! Worldwide commerce meltdown again! Oh, wait, no, that one is bad...", ">\n\nSorry, no raises this year because that global thing that happened for a couple of days\n-Corporations", ">\n\nAlso, all of the products and services that aren't significantly impacted are going to receive price hikes regardless- which will stick around well-after the supply chain has normalized. Our ~~suckers~~ customers ~~are too dumb to notice~~ understand that our products and services have great value and we're always doing our best to stay competitive with the other sociopaths in the price-fixed industry.", ">\n\nDammit, again?", ">\n\nYES! THEY PUT IT BACK!!!", ">\n\nThis should be interesting, 2023 off to a good start :)", ">\n\nLooks like a lousy remake of couple of previous years...", ">\n\nI've already seen this season.", ">\n\nI feel like I’ve heard this somewhere before…", ">\n\nSounds like no one read the article... They were able to get the ship unstuck, and it didn't sound like it caused any blockage. So nothing to worry about, and nothing like the last blockage.", ">\n\nImagine the captains face right now though. Just think. They all hope it won't be them, but it had to be someone.", ">\n\n2023 writers getting lazy now.", ">\n\nHave we even recover from the last?", ">\n\nI already saw this episode…", ">\n\nIt got up and left, why is everyone confused?", ">\n\nNobody asked for a sequel to Attack of the Crab Monsters (1957).", ">\n\nI’lll just leave this here.", ">\n\nThank you", ">\n\na.s.h.w.g.a.", ">\n\nLet's gooooo.", ">\n\nGreat, now I will have to wait even longer for my container full of rubber dog poo", ">\n\nIt has been resolved already: source", ">\n\nThis new is breaking!", ">\n\n*again", ">\n\nWell this year is off to a GREAT start.", ">\n\n:( why did it have to be a Ukrainian grain ship … they need the god damn money and the world needs their god damn grain .", ">\n\nAnd why does China need Ukrainian grain?", ">\n\nSo people dont starve ?", ">\n\nI didn't realize that such a massive industrial country as China needs grain import to not starve.", ">\n\nFrom the article: “It is currently unclear to what extent canal traffic is affected.”\nPretty sure that means it is badly affected.", ">\n\nAlso from the article:\n\nCanal traffic is unaffected, the canal authority's chairman Osama Rabie said.", ">\n\nIm not even lying, they changed/updated the article and now its 4x as long with much more info. Thanks.", ">\n\nI actually thought something like that happened. I don't think you're lying! I mean, that would be a weird thing to lie about.", ">\n\nThese idiots can't captain ships for shit", ">\n\nUkraine still exporting to China . Unfuckin real", ">\n\nFor f sake can the US just pay Egypt to build a fing second line already. Pretty sure the US could have paid Egypt to build 12 canals from the last wreck and now here we are again. Seriously Egypt doesn't have the money so just pay for it already so we don't have months long shipping crisis every year.", ">\n\nThis ignores both the history of the existing canal and the current megaprojects unfolding in egypt", ">\n\nWe've got another one, folks! 🎉🎉🎉🎉 (On a serious note, FOR FUCK'S SAKE!)", ">\n\nOh god please, Not again.", ">\n\nI bet my new tote bag was on there.", ">\n\nOn a ship carrying grain from Ukraine to China?", ">\n\n\nCanal traffic is unaffected, the canal authority's chairman Osama Rabie said.", ">\n\nIt’s like deja vu all over again.", ">\n\nAgain?", ">\n\nJesus, not again." ]

[ "Here we go again...\nWhat do we do with a drunken sailor? What do we do we do with a drunken sailor? What do we do with a drunken sailor, early in the morning?", ">\n\nThrow em in the brig until they're sober", ">\n\nFeed 'em to the hungry rats for dinner.", ">\n\nAnd this is why I'll need to listen to the Drunken Whaler on repeat for some amount of time.", ">\n\nBetween this and the other things happening around the world it's like watching the events of the past 2-3 years replaying themselves.", ">\n\n\n\nSuez Canal blocked by a cargo ship ✅\n\n\nA high number of contagious tourists coming in from China ✅\n\n\nA defeated president's supporters storm a country's government buildings ✅\n\n\nYep, sounds familiar alright.", ">\n\nHistory repeats, no one learns from the past.", ">\n\nI just heard someone say, \"History doesn't repeat itself, but it does rhyme.\"", ">\n\nTime is a circle from a view except it's more like a staircase. And there's a shake at certain parts. \nHating the trudge upwards and always going around.", ">\n\nVonnegut or mcconaughey?", ">\n\n\"Canal traffic is unaffected, the canal authority's chairman Osama Rabie said.\"", ">\n\nCanal authority is what I call it when my wife bosses me around", ">\n\nNot again.", ">\n\nWhat next, a bowl of petunias?", ">\n\nWhat are you doing step-ship!?", ">\n\nI just need a quick tug.", ">\n\nHooray! Worldwide commerce meltdown again! Oh, wait, no, that one is bad...", ">\n\nSorry, no raises this year because that global thing that happened for a couple of days\n-Corporations", ">\n\nAlso, all of the products and services that aren't significantly impacted are going to receive price hikes regardless- which will stick around well-after the supply chain has normalized. Our ~~suckers~~ customers ~~are too dumb to notice~~ understand that our products and services have great value and we're always doing our best to stay competitive with the other sociopaths in the price-fixed industry.", ">\n\nDammit, again?", ">\n\n“Hey, I’ve seen this one! I’ve seen this one! This is a classic!”", ">\n\nAgain!?", ">\n\nYES! THEY PUT IT BACK!!!", ">\n\nImagine the captains face right now though. Just think. They all hope it won't be them, but it had to be someone.", ">\n\nI've already seen this season.", ">\n\n2023 writers getting lazy now.", ">\n\nI feel like I’ve heard this somewhere before…", ">\n\n:( why did it have to be a Ukrainian grain ship … they need the god damn money and the world needs their god damn grain .", ">\n\nAnd why does China need Ukrainian grain?", ">\n\nI’lll just leave this here.", ">\n\nThank you", ">\n\na.s.h.w.g.a.", ">\n\nThis should be interesting, 2023 off to a good start :)", ">\n\nLooks like a lousy remake of couple of previous years...", ">\n\nHave we even recover from the last?", ">\n\nI already saw this episode…", ">\n\nLet's gooooo.", ">\n\nThese idiots can't captain ships for shit", ">\n\nFrom the article: “It is currently unclear to what extent canal traffic is affected.”\nPretty sure that means it is badly affected.", ">\n\nAlso from the article:\n\nCanal traffic is unaffected, the canal authority's chairman Osama Rabie said.", ">\n\nIm not even lying, they changed/updated the article and now its 4x as long with much more info. Thanks.", ">\n\nI actually thought something like that happened. I don't think you're lying! I mean, that would be a weird thing to lie about.", ">\n\nFor f sake can the US just pay Egypt to build a fing second line already. Pretty sure the US could have paid Egypt to build 12 canals from the last wreck and now here we are again. Seriously Egypt doesn't have the money so just pay for it already so we don't have months long shipping crisis every year.", ">\n\nThis ignores both the history of the existing canal and the current megaprojects unfolding in egypt", ">\n\nWe've got another one, folks! 🎉🎉🎉🎉 (On a serious note, FOR FUCK'S SAKE!)", ">\n\nOh god please, Not again.", ">\n\nI bet my new tote bag was on there.", ">\n\nOn a ship carrying grain from Ukraine to China?", ">\n\n\nCanal traffic is unaffected, the canal authority's chairman Osama Rabie said.", ">\n\nIt’s like deja vu all over again.", ">\n\nAgain?", ">\n\nJesus, not again.", ">\n\noh no... not again.", ">\n\nhaha, yes!\nround 2", ">\n\nOkay, who decided to put history on loop?", ">\n\nCan anyone linke some radar site for ships? So we can track how \"bad\" it is?", ">\n\nOh no, not again.", ">\n\nLet's gooooo!", ">\n\nWe don’t need no stinkin supply chain!", ">\n\nEvergreen 2?", ">\n\nThis was a good episode of The Truman Show.", ">\n\nUkraine still exporting to China . Unfuckin real", ">\n\nGreat, now I will have to wait even longer for my container full of rubber dog poo", ">\n\nHere we go again...\nWhat do we do with a drunken sailor? What do we do we do with a drunken sailor? What do we do with a drunken sailor, early in the morning?", ">\n\nThrow em in the brig until they're sober", ">\n\nFeed 'em to the hungry rats for dinner.", ">\n\nPut them in bed with the captain's daughter", ">\n\nHave you seen the captain’s daughter (early in the morning)?", ">\n\nSober?", ">\n\nBetween this and the other things happening around the world it's like watching the events of the past 2-3 years replaying themselves.", ">\n\n\n\nShip stuck at the Suez Canal ✅\n\n\nA high number of contagious tourists coming in from China ✅\n\n\nA defeated president's supporters storm a country's government buildings ✅\n\n\nYep, sounds familiar alright.", ">\n\nHistory repeats, no one learns from the past.", ">\n\nI just heard someone say, \"History doesn't repeat itself, but it does rhyme.\"", ">\n\nRepeat Rap Battles of History! \n2020! Vs! 2023!\nBEGIN!", ">\n\nGreat now I gotta go listen to 40 ERBoH videos", ">\n\n\"Canal traffic is unaffected, the canal authority's chairman Osama Rabie said.\"", ">\n\nCanal authority is what I call it when my wife bosses me around", ">\n\nNo that one is without the C", ">\n\nNo, what you mean is when the morning coffee takes control", ">\n\nNot again.", ">\n\nWhat next, a bowl of petunias?", ">\n\n“Hey, I’ve seen this one! I’ve seen this one! This is a classic!”", ">\n\nWhat do you mean you’ve seen it, it’s brand new?", ">\n\nWhat are you doing step-ship!?", ">\n\nI just need a quick tug.", ">\n\nAgain!?", ">\n\nHooray! Worldwide commerce meltdown again! Oh, wait, no, that one is bad...", ">\n\nSorry, no raises this year because that global thing that happened for a couple of days\n-Corporations", ">\n\nAlso, all of the products and services that aren't significantly impacted are going to receive price hikes regardless- which will stick around well-after the supply chain has normalized. Our ~~suckers~~ customers ~~are too dumb to notice~~ understand that our products and services have great value and we're always doing our best to stay competitive with the other sociopaths in the price-fixed industry.", ">\n\nDammit, again?", ">\n\nYES! THEY PUT IT BACK!!!", ">\n\nThis should be interesting, 2023 off to a good start :)", ">\n\nLooks like a lousy remake of couple of previous years...", ">\n\nI've already seen this season.", ">\n\nI feel like I’ve heard this somewhere before…", ">\n\nSounds like no one read the article... They were able to get the ship unstuck, and it didn't sound like it caused any blockage. So nothing to worry about, and nothing like the last blockage.", ">\n\nImagine the captains face right now though. Just think. They all hope it won't be them, but it had to be someone.", ">\n\n2023 writers getting lazy now.", ">\n\nHave we even recover from the last?", ">\n\nI already saw this episode…", ">\n\nIt got up and left, why is everyone confused?", ">\n\nNobody asked for a sequel to Attack of the Crab Monsters (1957).", ">\n\nI’lll just leave this here.", ">\n\nThank you", ">\n\na.s.h.w.g.a.", ">\n\nLet's gooooo.", ">\n\nGreat, now I will have to wait even longer for my container full of rubber dog poo", ">\n\nIt has been resolved already: source", ">\n\nThis new is breaking!", ">\n\n*again", ">\n\nWell this year is off to a GREAT start.", ">\n\n:( why did it have to be a Ukrainian grain ship … they need the god damn money and the world needs their god damn grain .", ">\n\nAnd why does China need Ukrainian grain?", ">\n\nSo people dont starve ?", ">\n\nI didn't realize that such a massive industrial country as China needs grain import to not starve.", ">\n\nFrom the article: “It is currently unclear to what extent canal traffic is affected.”\nPretty sure that means it is badly affected.", ">\n\nAlso from the article:\n\nCanal traffic is unaffected, the canal authority's chairman Osama Rabie said.", ">\n\nIm not even lying, they changed/updated the article and now its 4x as long with much more info. Thanks.", ">\n\nI actually thought something like that happened. I don't think you're lying! I mean, that would be a weird thing to lie about.", ">\n\nThese idiots can't captain ships for shit", ">\n\nUkraine still exporting to China . Unfuckin real", ">\n\nFor f sake can the US just pay Egypt to build a fing second line already. Pretty sure the US could have paid Egypt to build 12 canals from the last wreck and now here we are again. Seriously Egypt doesn't have the money so just pay for it already so we don't have months long shipping crisis every year.", ">\n\nThis ignores both the history of the existing canal and the current megaprojects unfolding in egypt", ">\n\nWe've got another one, folks! 🎉🎉🎉🎉 (On a serious note, FOR FUCK'S SAKE!)", ">\n\nOh god please, Not again.", ">\n\nI bet my new tote bag was on there.", ">\n\nOn a ship carrying grain from Ukraine to China?", ">\n\n\nCanal traffic is unaffected, the canal authority's chairman Osama Rabie said.", ">\n\nIt’s like deja vu all over again.", ">\n\nAgain?", ">\n\nJesus, not again.", ">\n\noh no... not again." ]

[ "Here we go again...\nWhat do we do with a drunken sailor? What do we do we do with a drunken sailor? What do we do with a drunken sailor, early in the morning?", ">\n\nThrow em in the brig until they're sober", ">\n\nFeed 'em to the hungry rats for dinner.", ">\n\nAnd this is why I'll need to listen to the Drunken Whaler on repeat for some amount of time.", ">\n\nBetween this and the other things happening around the world it's like watching the events of the past 2-3 years replaying themselves.", ">\n\n\n\nSuez Canal blocked by a cargo ship ✅\n\n\nA high number of contagious tourists coming in from China ✅\n\n\nA defeated president's supporters storm a country's government buildings ✅\n\n\nYep, sounds familiar alright.", ">\n\nHistory repeats, no one learns from the past.", ">\n\nI just heard someone say, \"History doesn't repeat itself, but it does rhyme.\"", ">\n\nTime is a circle from a view except it's more like a staircase. And there's a shake at certain parts. \nHating the trudge upwards and always going around.", ">\n\nVonnegut or mcconaughey?", ">\n\n\"Canal traffic is unaffected, the canal authority's chairman Osama Rabie said.\"", ">\n\nCanal authority is what I call it when my wife bosses me around", ">\n\nNot again.", ">\n\nWhat next, a bowl of petunias?", ">\n\nWhat are you doing step-ship!?", ">\n\nI just need a quick tug.", ">\n\nHooray! Worldwide commerce meltdown again! Oh, wait, no, that one is bad...", ">\n\nSorry, no raises this year because that global thing that happened for a couple of days\n-Corporations", ">\n\nAlso, all of the products and services that aren't significantly impacted are going to receive price hikes regardless- which will stick around well-after the supply chain has normalized. Our ~~suckers~~ customers ~~are too dumb to notice~~ understand that our products and services have great value and we're always doing our best to stay competitive with the other sociopaths in the price-fixed industry.", ">\n\nDammit, again?", ">\n\n“Hey, I’ve seen this one! I’ve seen this one! This is a classic!”", ">\n\nAgain!?", ">\n\nYES! THEY PUT IT BACK!!!", ">\n\nImagine the captains face right now though. Just think. They all hope it won't be them, but it had to be someone.", ">\n\nI've already seen this season.", ">\n\n2023 writers getting lazy now.", ">\n\nI feel like I’ve heard this somewhere before…", ">\n\n:( why did it have to be a Ukrainian grain ship … they need the god damn money and the world needs their god damn grain .", ">\n\nAnd why does China need Ukrainian grain?", ">\n\nI’lll just leave this here.", ">\n\nThank you", ">\n\na.s.h.w.g.a.", ">\n\nThis should be interesting, 2023 off to a good start :)", ">\n\nLooks like a lousy remake of couple of previous years...", ">\n\nHave we even recover from the last?", ">\n\nI already saw this episode…", ">\n\nLet's gooooo.", ">\n\nThese idiots can't captain ships for shit", ">\n\nFrom the article: “It is currently unclear to what extent canal traffic is affected.”\nPretty sure that means it is badly affected.", ">\n\nAlso from the article:\n\nCanal traffic is unaffected, the canal authority's chairman Osama Rabie said.", ">\n\nIm not even lying, they changed/updated the article and now its 4x as long with much more info. Thanks.", ">\n\nI actually thought something like that happened. I don't think you're lying! I mean, that would be a weird thing to lie about.", ">\n\nFor f sake can the US just pay Egypt to build a fing second line already. Pretty sure the US could have paid Egypt to build 12 canals from the last wreck and now here we are again. Seriously Egypt doesn't have the money so just pay for it already so we don't have months long shipping crisis every year.", ">\n\nThis ignores both the history of the existing canal and the current megaprojects unfolding in egypt", ">\n\nWe've got another one, folks! 🎉🎉🎉🎉 (On a serious note, FOR FUCK'S SAKE!)", ">\n\nOh god please, Not again.", ">\n\nI bet my new tote bag was on there.", ">\n\nOn a ship carrying grain from Ukraine to China?", ">\n\n\nCanal traffic is unaffected, the canal authority's chairman Osama Rabie said.", ">\n\nIt’s like deja vu all over again.", ">\n\nAgain?", ">\n\nJesus, not again.", ">\n\noh no... not again.", ">\n\nhaha, yes!\nround 2", ">\n\nOkay, who decided to put history on loop?", ">\n\nCan anyone linke some radar site for ships? So we can track how \"bad\" it is?", ">\n\nOh no, not again.", ">\n\nLet's gooooo!", ">\n\nWe don’t need no stinkin supply chain!", ">\n\nEvergreen 2?", ">\n\nThis was a good episode of The Truman Show.", ">\n\nUkraine still exporting to China . Unfuckin real", ">\n\nGreat, now I will have to wait even longer for my container full of rubber dog poo", ">\n\nHere we go again...\nWhat do we do with a drunken sailor? What do we do we do with a drunken sailor? What do we do with a drunken sailor, early in the morning?", ">\n\nThrow em in the brig until they're sober", ">\n\nFeed 'em to the hungry rats for dinner.", ">\n\nPut them in bed with the captain's daughter", ">\n\nHave you seen the captain’s daughter (early in the morning)?", ">\n\nSober?", ">\n\nBetween this and the other things happening around the world it's like watching the events of the past 2-3 years replaying themselves.", ">\n\n\n\nShip stuck at the Suez Canal ✅\n\n\nA high number of contagious tourists coming in from China ✅\n\n\nA defeated president's supporters storm a country's government buildings ✅\n\n\nYep, sounds familiar alright.", ">\n\nHistory repeats, no one learns from the past.", ">\n\nI just heard someone say, \"History doesn't repeat itself, but it does rhyme.\"", ">\n\nRepeat Rap Battles of History! \n2020! Vs! 2023!\nBEGIN!", ">\n\nGreat now I gotta go listen to 40 ERBoH videos", ">\n\n\"Canal traffic is unaffected, the canal authority's chairman Osama Rabie said.\"", ">\n\nCanal authority is what I call it when my wife bosses me around", ">\n\nNo that one is without the C", ">\n\nNo, what you mean is when the morning coffee takes control", ">\n\nNot again.", ">\n\nWhat next, a bowl of petunias?", ">\n\n“Hey, I’ve seen this one! I’ve seen this one! This is a classic!”", ">\n\nWhat do you mean you’ve seen it, it’s brand new?", ">\n\nWhat are you doing step-ship!?", ">\n\nI just need a quick tug.", ">\n\nAgain!?", ">\n\nHooray! Worldwide commerce meltdown again! Oh, wait, no, that one is bad...", ">\n\nSorry, no raises this year because that global thing that happened for a couple of days\n-Corporations", ">\n\nAlso, all of the products and services that aren't significantly impacted are going to receive price hikes regardless- which will stick around well-after the supply chain has normalized. Our ~~suckers~~ customers ~~are too dumb to notice~~ understand that our products and services have great value and we're always doing our best to stay competitive with the other sociopaths in the price-fixed industry.", ">\n\nDammit, again?", ">\n\nYES! THEY PUT IT BACK!!!", ">\n\nThis should be interesting, 2023 off to a good start :)", ">\n\nLooks like a lousy remake of couple of previous years...", ">\n\nI've already seen this season.", ">\n\nI feel like I’ve heard this somewhere before…", ">\n\nSounds like no one read the article... They were able to get the ship unstuck, and it didn't sound like it caused any blockage. So nothing to worry about, and nothing like the last blockage.", ">\n\nImagine the captains face right now though. Just think. They all hope it won't be them, but it had to be someone.", ">\n\n2023 writers getting lazy now.", ">\n\nHave we even recover from the last?", ">\n\nI already saw this episode…", ">\n\nIt got up and left, why is everyone confused?", ">\n\nNobody asked for a sequel to Attack of the Crab Monsters (1957).", ">\n\nI’lll just leave this here.", ">\n\nThank you", ">\n\na.s.h.w.g.a.", ">\n\nLet's gooooo.", ">\n\nGreat, now I will have to wait even longer for my container full of rubber dog poo", ">\n\nIt has been resolved already: source", ">\n\nThis new is breaking!", ">\n\n*again", ">\n\nWell this year is off to a GREAT start.", ">\n\n:( why did it have to be a Ukrainian grain ship … they need the god damn money and the world needs their god damn grain .", ">\n\nAnd why does China need Ukrainian grain?", ">\n\nSo people dont starve ?", ">\n\nI didn't realize that such a massive industrial country as China needs grain import to not starve.", ">\n\nFrom the article: “It is currently unclear to what extent canal traffic is affected.”\nPretty sure that means it is badly affected.", ">\n\nAlso from the article:\n\nCanal traffic is unaffected, the canal authority's chairman Osama Rabie said.", ">\n\nIm not even lying, they changed/updated the article and now its 4x as long with much more info. Thanks.", ">\n\nI actually thought something like that happened. I don't think you're lying! I mean, that would be a weird thing to lie about.", ">\n\nThese idiots can't captain ships for shit", ">\n\nUkraine still exporting to China . Unfuckin real", ">\n\nFor f sake can the US just pay Egypt to build a fing second line already. Pretty sure the US could have paid Egypt to build 12 canals from the last wreck and now here we are again. Seriously Egypt doesn't have the money so just pay for it already so we don't have months long shipping crisis every year.", ">\n\nThis ignores both the history of the existing canal and the current megaprojects unfolding in egypt", ">\n\nWe've got another one, folks! 🎉🎉🎉🎉 (On a serious note, FOR FUCK'S SAKE!)", ">\n\nOh god please, Not again.", ">\n\nI bet my new tote bag was on there.", ">\n\nOn a ship carrying grain from Ukraine to China?", ">\n\n\nCanal traffic is unaffected, the canal authority's chairman Osama Rabie said.", ">\n\nIt’s like deja vu all over again.", ">\n\nAgain?", ">\n\nJesus, not again.", ">\n\noh no... not again.", ">\n\nhaha, yes!\nround 2" ]

[ "Here we go again...\nWhat do we do with a drunken sailor? What do we do we do with a drunken sailor? What do we do with a drunken sailor, early in the morning?", ">\n\nThrow em in the brig until they're sober", ">\n\nFeed 'em to the hungry rats for dinner.", ">\n\nAnd this is why I'll need to listen to the Drunken Whaler on repeat for some amount of time.", ">\n\nBetween this and the other things happening around the world it's like watching the events of the past 2-3 years replaying themselves.", ">\n\n\n\nSuez Canal blocked by a cargo ship ✅\n\n\nA high number of contagious tourists coming in from China ✅\n\n\nA defeated president's supporters storm a country's government buildings ✅\n\n\nYep, sounds familiar alright.", ">\n\nHistory repeats, no one learns from the past.", ">\n\nI just heard someone say, \"History doesn't repeat itself, but it does rhyme.\"", ">\n\nTime is a circle from a view except it's more like a staircase. And there's a shake at certain parts. \nHating the trudge upwards and always going around.", ">\n\nVonnegut or mcconaughey?", ">\n\n\"Canal traffic is unaffected, the canal authority's chairman Osama Rabie said.\"", ">\n\nCanal authority is what I call it when my wife bosses me around", ">\n\nNot again.", ">\n\nWhat next, a bowl of petunias?", ">\n\nWhat are you doing step-ship!?", ">\n\nI just need a quick tug.", ">\n\nHooray! Worldwide commerce meltdown again! Oh, wait, no, that one is bad...", ">\n\nSorry, no raises this year because that global thing that happened for a couple of days\n-Corporations", ">\n\nAlso, all of the products and services that aren't significantly impacted are going to receive price hikes regardless- which will stick around well-after the supply chain has normalized. Our ~~suckers~~ customers ~~are too dumb to notice~~ understand that our products and services have great value and we're always doing our best to stay competitive with the other sociopaths in the price-fixed industry.", ">\n\nDammit, again?", ">\n\n“Hey, I’ve seen this one! I’ve seen this one! This is a classic!”", ">\n\nAgain!?", ">\n\nYES! THEY PUT IT BACK!!!", ">\n\nImagine the captains face right now though. Just think. They all hope it won't be them, but it had to be someone.", ">\n\nI've already seen this season.", ">\n\n2023 writers getting lazy now.", ">\n\nI feel like I’ve heard this somewhere before…", ">\n\n:( why did it have to be a Ukrainian grain ship … they need the god damn money and the world needs their god damn grain .", ">\n\nAnd why does China need Ukrainian grain?", ">\n\nI’lll just leave this here.", ">\n\nThank you", ">\n\na.s.h.w.g.a.", ">\n\nThis should be interesting, 2023 off to a good start :)", ">\n\nLooks like a lousy remake of couple of previous years...", ">\n\nHave we even recover from the last?", ">\n\nI already saw this episode…", ">\n\nLet's gooooo.", ">\n\nThese idiots can't captain ships for shit", ">\n\nFrom the article: “It is currently unclear to what extent canal traffic is affected.”\nPretty sure that means it is badly affected.", ">\n\nAlso from the article:\n\nCanal traffic is unaffected, the canal authority's chairman Osama Rabie said.", ">\n\nIm not even lying, they changed/updated the article and now its 4x as long with much more info. Thanks.", ">\n\nI actually thought something like that happened. I don't think you're lying! I mean, that would be a weird thing to lie about.", ">\n\nFor f sake can the US just pay Egypt to build a fing second line already. Pretty sure the US could have paid Egypt to build 12 canals from the last wreck and now here we are again. Seriously Egypt doesn't have the money so just pay for it already so we don't have months long shipping crisis every year.", ">\n\nThis ignores both the history of the existing canal and the current megaprojects unfolding in egypt", ">\n\nWe've got another one, folks! 🎉🎉🎉🎉 (On a serious note, FOR FUCK'S SAKE!)", ">\n\nOh god please, Not again.", ">\n\nI bet my new tote bag was on there.", ">\n\nOn a ship carrying grain from Ukraine to China?", ">\n\n\nCanal traffic is unaffected, the canal authority's chairman Osama Rabie said.", ">\n\nIt’s like deja vu all over again.", ">\n\nAgain?", ">\n\nJesus, not again.", ">\n\noh no... not again.", ">\n\nhaha, yes!\nround 2", ">\n\nOkay, who decided to put history on loop?", ">\n\nCan anyone linke some radar site for ships? So we can track how \"bad\" it is?", ">\n\nOh no, not again.", ">\n\nLet's gooooo!", ">\n\nWe don’t need no stinkin supply chain!", ">\n\nEvergreen 2?", ">\n\nThis was a good episode of The Truman Show.", ">\n\nUkraine still exporting to China . Unfuckin real", ">\n\nGreat, now I will have to wait even longer for my container full of rubber dog poo", ">\n\nHere we go again...\nWhat do we do with a drunken sailor? What do we do we do with a drunken sailor? What do we do with a drunken sailor, early in the morning?", ">\n\nThrow em in the brig until they're sober", ">\n\nFeed 'em to the hungry rats for dinner.", ">\n\nPut them in bed with the captain's daughter", ">\n\nHave you seen the captain’s daughter (early in the morning)?", ">\n\nSober?", ">\n\nBetween this and the other things happening around the world it's like watching the events of the past 2-3 years replaying themselves.", ">\n\n\n\nShip stuck at the Suez Canal ✅\n\n\nA high number of contagious tourists coming in from China ✅\n\n\nA defeated president's supporters storm a country's government buildings ✅\n\n\nYep, sounds familiar alright.", ">\n\nHistory repeats, no one learns from the past.", ">\n\nI just heard someone say, \"History doesn't repeat itself, but it does rhyme.\"", ">\n\nRepeat Rap Battles of History! \n2020! Vs! 2023!\nBEGIN!", ">\n\nGreat now I gotta go listen to 40 ERBoH videos", ">\n\n\"Canal traffic is unaffected, the canal authority's chairman Osama Rabie said.\"", ">\n\nCanal authority is what I call it when my wife bosses me around", ">\n\nNo that one is without the C", ">\n\nNo, what you mean is when the morning coffee takes control", ">\n\nNot again.", ">\n\nWhat next, a bowl of petunias?", ">\n\n“Hey, I’ve seen this one! I’ve seen this one! This is a classic!”", ">\n\nWhat do you mean you’ve seen it, it’s brand new?", ">\n\nWhat are you doing step-ship!?", ">\n\nI just need a quick tug.", ">\n\nAgain!?", ">\n\nHooray! Worldwide commerce meltdown again! Oh, wait, no, that one is bad...", ">\n\nSorry, no raises this year because that global thing that happened for a couple of days\n-Corporations", ">\n\nAlso, all of the products and services that aren't significantly impacted are going to receive price hikes regardless- which will stick around well-after the supply chain has normalized. Our ~~suckers~~ customers ~~are too dumb to notice~~ understand that our products and services have great value and we're always doing our best to stay competitive with the other sociopaths in the price-fixed industry.", ">\n\nDammit, again?", ">\n\nYES! THEY PUT IT BACK!!!", ">\n\nThis should be interesting, 2023 off to a good start :)", ">\n\nLooks like a lousy remake of couple of previous years...", ">\n\nI've already seen this season.", ">\n\nI feel like I’ve heard this somewhere before…", ">\n\nSounds like no one read the article... They were able to get the ship unstuck, and it didn't sound like it caused any blockage. So nothing to worry about, and nothing like the last blockage.", ">\n\nImagine the captains face right now though. Just think. They all hope it won't be them, but it had to be someone.", ">\n\n2023 writers getting lazy now.", ">\n\nHave we even recover from the last?", ">\n\nI already saw this episode…", ">\n\nIt got up and left, why is everyone confused?", ">\n\nNobody asked for a sequel to Attack of the Crab Monsters (1957).", ">\n\nI’lll just leave this here.", ">\n\nThank you", ">\n\na.s.h.w.g.a.", ">\n\nLet's gooooo.", ">\n\nGreat, now I will have to wait even longer for my container full of rubber dog poo", ">\n\nIt has been resolved already: source", ">\n\nThis new is breaking!", ">\n\n*again", ">\n\nWell this year is off to a GREAT start.", ">\n\n:( why did it have to be a Ukrainian grain ship … they need the god damn money and the world needs their god damn grain .", ">\n\nAnd why does China need Ukrainian grain?", ">\n\nSo people dont starve ?", ">\n\nI didn't realize that such a massive industrial country as China needs grain import to not starve.", ">\n\nFrom the article: “It is currently unclear to what extent canal traffic is affected.”\nPretty sure that means it is badly affected.", ">\n\nAlso from the article:\n\nCanal traffic is unaffected, the canal authority's chairman Osama Rabie said.", ">\n\nIm not even lying, they changed/updated the article and now its 4x as long with much more info. Thanks.", ">\n\nI actually thought something like that happened. I don't think you're lying! I mean, that would be a weird thing to lie about.", ">\n\nThese idiots can't captain ships for shit", ">\n\nUkraine still exporting to China . Unfuckin real", ">\n\nFor f sake can the US just pay Egypt to build a fing second line already. Pretty sure the US could have paid Egypt to build 12 canals from the last wreck and now here we are again. Seriously Egypt doesn't have the money so just pay for it already so we don't have months long shipping crisis every year.", ">\n\nThis ignores both the history of the existing canal and the current megaprojects unfolding in egypt", ">\n\nWe've got another one, folks! 🎉🎉🎉🎉 (On a serious note, FOR FUCK'S SAKE!)", ">\n\nOh god please, Not again.", ">\n\nI bet my new tote bag was on there.", ">\n\nOn a ship carrying grain from Ukraine to China?", ">\n\n\nCanal traffic is unaffected, the canal authority's chairman Osama Rabie said.", ">\n\nIt’s like deja vu all over again.", ">\n\nAgain?", ">\n\nJesus, not again.", ">\n\noh no... not again.", ">\n\nhaha, yes!\nround 2", ">\n\nOkay, who decided to put history on loop?" ]

[ "Here we go again...\nWhat do we do with a drunken sailor? What do we do we do with a drunken sailor? What do we do with a drunken sailor, early in the morning?", ">\n\nThrow em in the brig until they're sober", ">\n\nFeed 'em to the hungry rats for dinner.", ">\n\nAnd this is why I'll need to listen to the Drunken Whaler on repeat for some amount of time.", ">\n\nBetween this and the other things happening around the world it's like watching the events of the past 2-3 years replaying themselves.", ">\n\n\n\nSuez Canal blocked by a cargo ship ✅\n\n\nA high number of contagious tourists coming in from China ✅\n\n\nA defeated president's supporters storm a country's government buildings ✅\n\n\nYep, sounds familiar alright.", ">\n\nHistory repeats, no one learns from the past.", ">\n\nI just heard someone say, \"History doesn't repeat itself, but it does rhyme.\"", ">\n\nTime is a circle from a view except it's more like a staircase. And there's a shake at certain parts. \nHating the trudge upwards and always going around.", ">\n\nVonnegut or mcconaughey?", ">\n\n\"Canal traffic is unaffected, the canal authority's chairman Osama Rabie said.\"", ">\n\nCanal authority is what I call it when my wife bosses me around", ">\n\nNot again.", ">\n\nWhat next, a bowl of petunias?", ">\n\nWhat are you doing step-ship!?", ">\n\nI just need a quick tug.", ">\n\nHooray! Worldwide commerce meltdown again! Oh, wait, no, that one is bad...", ">\n\nSorry, no raises this year because that global thing that happened for a couple of days\n-Corporations", ">\n\nAlso, all of the products and services that aren't significantly impacted are going to receive price hikes regardless- which will stick around well-after the supply chain has normalized. Our ~~suckers~~ customers ~~are too dumb to notice~~ understand that our products and services have great value and we're always doing our best to stay competitive with the other sociopaths in the price-fixed industry.", ">\n\nDammit, again?", ">\n\n“Hey, I’ve seen this one! I’ve seen this one! This is a classic!”", ">\n\nAgain!?", ">\n\nYES! THEY PUT IT BACK!!!", ">\n\nImagine the captains face right now though. Just think. They all hope it won't be them, but it had to be someone.", ">\n\nI've already seen this season.", ">\n\n2023 writers getting lazy now.", ">\n\nI feel like I’ve heard this somewhere before…", ">\n\n:( why did it have to be a Ukrainian grain ship … they need the god damn money and the world needs their god damn grain .", ">\n\nAnd why does China need Ukrainian grain?", ">\n\nI’lll just leave this here.", ">\n\nThank you", ">\n\na.s.h.w.g.a.", ">\n\nThis should be interesting, 2023 off to a good start :)", ">\n\nLooks like a lousy remake of couple of previous years...", ">\n\nHave we even recover from the last?", ">\n\nI already saw this episode…", ">\n\nLet's gooooo.", ">\n\nThese idiots can't captain ships for shit", ">\n\nFrom the article: “It is currently unclear to what extent canal traffic is affected.”\nPretty sure that means it is badly affected.", ">\n\nAlso from the article:\n\nCanal traffic is unaffected, the canal authority's chairman Osama Rabie said.", ">\n\nIm not even lying, they changed/updated the article and now its 4x as long with much more info. Thanks.", ">\n\nI actually thought something like that happened. I don't think you're lying! I mean, that would be a weird thing to lie about.", ">\n\nFor f sake can the US just pay Egypt to build a fing second line already. Pretty sure the US could have paid Egypt to build 12 canals from the last wreck and now here we are again. Seriously Egypt doesn't have the money so just pay for it already so we don't have months long shipping crisis every year.", ">\n\nThis ignores both the history of the existing canal and the current megaprojects unfolding in egypt", ">\n\nWe've got another one, folks! 🎉🎉🎉🎉 (On a serious note, FOR FUCK'S SAKE!)", ">\n\nOh god please, Not again.", ">\n\nI bet my new tote bag was on there.", ">\n\nOn a ship carrying grain from Ukraine to China?", ">\n\n\nCanal traffic is unaffected, the canal authority's chairman Osama Rabie said.", ">\n\nIt’s like deja vu all over again.", ">\n\nAgain?", ">\n\nJesus, not again.", ">\n\noh no... not again.", ">\n\nhaha, yes!\nround 2", ">\n\nOkay, who decided to put history on loop?", ">\n\nCan anyone linke some radar site for ships? So we can track how \"bad\" it is?", ">\n\nOh no, not again.", ">\n\nLet's gooooo!", ">\n\nWe don’t need no stinkin supply chain!", ">\n\nEvergreen 2?", ">\n\nThis was a good episode of The Truman Show.", ">\n\nUkraine still exporting to China . Unfuckin real", ">\n\nGreat, now I will have to wait even longer for my container full of rubber dog poo", ">\n\nHere we go again...\nWhat do we do with a drunken sailor? What do we do we do with a drunken sailor? What do we do with a drunken sailor, early in the morning?", ">\n\nThrow em in the brig until they're sober", ">\n\nFeed 'em to the hungry rats for dinner.", ">\n\nPut them in bed with the captain's daughter", ">\n\nHave you seen the captain’s daughter (early in the morning)?", ">\n\nSober?", ">\n\nBetween this and the other things happening around the world it's like watching the events of the past 2-3 years replaying themselves.", ">\n\n\n\nShip stuck at the Suez Canal ✅\n\n\nA high number of contagious tourists coming in from China ✅\n\n\nA defeated president's supporters storm a country's government buildings ✅\n\n\nYep, sounds familiar alright.", ">\n\nHistory repeats, no one learns from the past.", ">\n\nI just heard someone say, \"History doesn't repeat itself, but it does rhyme.\"", ">\n\nRepeat Rap Battles of History! \n2020! Vs! 2023!\nBEGIN!", ">\n\nGreat now I gotta go listen to 40 ERBoH videos", ">\n\n\"Canal traffic is unaffected, the canal authority's chairman Osama Rabie said.\"", ">\n\nCanal authority is what I call it when my wife bosses me around", ">\n\nNo that one is without the C", ">\n\nNo, what you mean is when the morning coffee takes control", ">\n\nNot again.", ">\n\nWhat next, a bowl of petunias?", ">\n\n“Hey, I’ve seen this one! I’ve seen this one! This is a classic!”", ">\n\nWhat do you mean you’ve seen it, it’s brand new?", ">\n\nWhat are you doing step-ship!?", ">\n\nI just need a quick tug.", ">\n\nAgain!?", ">\n\nHooray! Worldwide commerce meltdown again! Oh, wait, no, that one is bad...", ">\n\nSorry, no raises this year because that global thing that happened for a couple of days\n-Corporations", ">\n\nAlso, all of the products and services that aren't significantly impacted are going to receive price hikes regardless- which will stick around well-after the supply chain has normalized. Our ~~suckers~~ customers ~~are too dumb to notice~~ understand that our products and services have great value and we're always doing our best to stay competitive with the other sociopaths in the price-fixed industry.", ">\n\nDammit, again?", ">\n\nYES! THEY PUT IT BACK!!!", ">\n\nThis should be interesting, 2023 off to a good start :)", ">\n\nLooks like a lousy remake of couple of previous years...", ">\n\nI've already seen this season.", ">\n\nI feel like I’ve heard this somewhere before…", ">\n\nSounds like no one read the article... They were able to get the ship unstuck, and it didn't sound like it caused any blockage. So nothing to worry about, and nothing like the last blockage.", ">\n\nImagine the captains face right now though. Just think. They all hope it won't be them, but it had to be someone.", ">\n\n2023 writers getting lazy now.", ">\n\nHave we even recover from the last?", ">\n\nI already saw this episode…", ">\n\nIt got up and left, why is everyone confused?", ">\n\nNobody asked for a sequel to Attack of the Crab Monsters (1957).", ">\n\nI’lll just leave this here.", ">\n\nThank you", ">\n\na.s.h.w.g.a.", ">\n\nLet's gooooo.", ">\n\nGreat, now I will have to wait even longer for my container full of rubber dog poo", ">\n\nIt has been resolved already: source", ">\n\nThis new is breaking!", ">\n\n*again", ">\n\nWell this year is off to a GREAT start.", ">\n\n:( why did it have to be a Ukrainian grain ship … they need the god damn money and the world needs their god damn grain .", ">\n\nAnd why does China need Ukrainian grain?", ">\n\nSo people dont starve ?", ">\n\nI didn't realize that such a massive industrial country as China needs grain import to not starve.", ">\n\nFrom the article: “It is currently unclear to what extent canal traffic is affected.”\nPretty sure that means it is badly affected.", ">\n\nAlso from the article:\n\nCanal traffic is unaffected, the canal authority's chairman Osama Rabie said.", ">\n\nIm not even lying, they changed/updated the article and now its 4x as long with much more info. Thanks.", ">\n\nI actually thought something like that happened. I don't think you're lying! I mean, that would be a weird thing to lie about.", ">\n\nThese idiots can't captain ships for shit", ">\n\nUkraine still exporting to China . Unfuckin real", ">\n\nFor f sake can the US just pay Egypt to build a fing second line already. Pretty sure the US could have paid Egypt to build 12 canals from the last wreck and now here we are again. Seriously Egypt doesn't have the money so just pay for it already so we don't have months long shipping crisis every year.", ">\n\nThis ignores both the history of the existing canal and the current megaprojects unfolding in egypt", ">\n\nWe've got another one, folks! 🎉🎉🎉🎉 (On a serious note, FOR FUCK'S SAKE!)", ">\n\nOh god please, Not again.", ">\n\nI bet my new tote bag was on there.", ">\n\nOn a ship carrying grain from Ukraine to China?", ">\n\n\nCanal traffic is unaffected, the canal authority's chairman Osama Rabie said.", ">\n\nIt’s like deja vu all over again.", ">\n\nAgain?", ">\n\nJesus, not again.", ">\n\noh no... not again.", ">\n\nhaha, yes!\nround 2", ">\n\nOkay, who decided to put history on loop?", ">\n\nCan anyone linke some radar site for ships? So we can track how \"bad\" it is?" ]

[ "Here we go again...\nWhat do we do with a drunken sailor? What do we do we do with a drunken sailor? What do we do with a drunken sailor, early in the morning?", ">\n\nThrow em in the brig until they're sober", ">\n\nFeed 'em to the hungry rats for dinner.", ">\n\nAnd this is why I'll need to listen to the Drunken Whaler on repeat for some amount of time.", ">\n\nBetween this and the other things happening around the world it's like watching the events of the past 2-3 years replaying themselves.", ">\n\n\n\nSuez Canal blocked by a cargo ship ✅\n\n\nA high number of contagious tourists coming in from China ✅\n\n\nA defeated president's supporters storm a country's government buildings ✅\n\n\nYep, sounds familiar alright.", ">\n\nHistory repeats, no one learns from the past.", ">\n\nI just heard someone say, \"History doesn't repeat itself, but it does rhyme.\"", ">\n\nTime is a circle from a view except it's more like a staircase. And there's a shake at certain parts. \nHating the trudge upwards and always going around.", ">\n\nVonnegut or mcconaughey?", ">\n\n\"Canal traffic is unaffected, the canal authority's chairman Osama Rabie said.\"", ">\n\nCanal authority is what I call it when my wife bosses me around", ">\n\nNot again.", ">\n\nWhat next, a bowl of petunias?", ">\n\nWhat are you doing step-ship!?", ">\n\nI just need a quick tug.", ">\n\nHooray! Worldwide commerce meltdown again! Oh, wait, no, that one is bad...", ">\n\nSorry, no raises this year because that global thing that happened for a couple of days\n-Corporations", ">\n\nAlso, all of the products and services that aren't significantly impacted are going to receive price hikes regardless- which will stick around well-after the supply chain has normalized. Our ~~suckers~~ customers ~~are too dumb to notice~~ understand that our products and services have great value and we're always doing our best to stay competitive with the other sociopaths in the price-fixed industry.", ">\n\nDammit, again?", ">\n\n“Hey, I’ve seen this one! I’ve seen this one! This is a classic!”", ">\n\nAgain!?", ">\n\nYES! THEY PUT IT BACK!!!", ">\n\nImagine the captains face right now though. Just think. They all hope it won't be them, but it had to be someone.", ">\n\nI've already seen this season.", ">\n\n2023 writers getting lazy now.", ">\n\nI feel like I’ve heard this somewhere before…", ">\n\n:( why did it have to be a Ukrainian grain ship … they need the god damn money and the world needs their god damn grain .", ">\n\nAnd why does China need Ukrainian grain?", ">\n\nI’lll just leave this here.", ">\n\nThank you", ">\n\na.s.h.w.g.a.", ">\n\nThis should be interesting, 2023 off to a good start :)", ">\n\nLooks like a lousy remake of couple of previous years...", ">\n\nHave we even recover from the last?", ">\n\nI already saw this episode…", ">\n\nLet's gooooo.", ">\n\nThese idiots can't captain ships for shit", ">\n\nFrom the article: “It is currently unclear to what extent canal traffic is affected.”\nPretty sure that means it is badly affected.", ">\n\nAlso from the article:\n\nCanal traffic is unaffected, the canal authority's chairman Osama Rabie said.", ">\n\nIm not even lying, they changed/updated the article and now its 4x as long with much more info. Thanks.", ">\n\nI actually thought something like that happened. I don't think you're lying! I mean, that would be a weird thing to lie about.", ">\n\nFor f sake can the US just pay Egypt to build a fing second line already. Pretty sure the US could have paid Egypt to build 12 canals from the last wreck and now here we are again. Seriously Egypt doesn't have the money so just pay for it already so we don't have months long shipping crisis every year.", ">\n\nThis ignores both the history of the existing canal and the current megaprojects unfolding in egypt", ">\n\nWe've got another one, folks! 🎉🎉🎉🎉 (On a serious note, FOR FUCK'S SAKE!)", ">\n\nOh god please, Not again.", ">\n\nI bet my new tote bag was on there.", ">\n\nOn a ship carrying grain from Ukraine to China?", ">\n\n\nCanal traffic is unaffected, the canal authority's chairman Osama Rabie said.", ">\n\nIt’s like deja vu all over again.", ">\n\nAgain?", ">\n\nJesus, not again.", ">\n\noh no... not again.", ">\n\nhaha, yes!\nround 2", ">\n\nOkay, who decided to put history on loop?", ">\n\nCan anyone linke some radar site for ships? So we can track how \"bad\" it is?", ">\n\nOh no, not again.", ">\n\nLet's gooooo!", ">\n\nWe don’t need no stinkin supply chain!", ">\n\nEvergreen 2?", ">\n\nThis was a good episode of The Truman Show.", ">\n\nUkraine still exporting to China . Unfuckin real", ">\n\nGreat, now I will have to wait even longer for my container full of rubber dog poo", ">\n\nHere we go again...\nWhat do we do with a drunken sailor? What do we do we do with a drunken sailor? What do we do with a drunken sailor, early in the morning?", ">\n\nThrow em in the brig until they're sober", ">\n\nFeed 'em to the hungry rats for dinner.", ">\n\nPut them in bed with the captain's daughter", ">\n\nHave you seen the captain’s daughter (early in the morning)?", ">\n\nSober?", ">\n\nBetween this and the other things happening around the world it's like watching the events of the past 2-3 years replaying themselves.", ">\n\n\n\nShip stuck at the Suez Canal ✅\n\n\nA high number of contagious tourists coming in from China ✅\n\n\nA defeated president's supporters storm a country's government buildings ✅\n\n\nYep, sounds familiar alright.", ">\n\nHistory repeats, no one learns from the past.", ">\n\nI just heard someone say, \"History doesn't repeat itself, but it does rhyme.\"", ">\n\nRepeat Rap Battles of History! \n2020! Vs! 2023!\nBEGIN!", ">\n\nGreat now I gotta go listen to 40 ERBoH videos", ">\n\n\"Canal traffic is unaffected, the canal authority's chairman Osama Rabie said.\"", ">\n\nCanal authority is what I call it when my wife bosses me around", ">\n\nNo that one is without the C", ">\n\nNo, what you mean is when the morning coffee takes control", ">\n\nNot again.", ">\n\nWhat next, a bowl of petunias?", ">\n\n“Hey, I’ve seen this one! I’ve seen this one! This is a classic!”", ">\n\nWhat do you mean you’ve seen it, it’s brand new?", ">\n\nWhat are you doing step-ship!?", ">\n\nI just need a quick tug.", ">\n\nAgain!?", ">\n\nHooray! Worldwide commerce meltdown again! Oh, wait, no, that one is bad...", ">\n\nSorry, no raises this year because that global thing that happened for a couple of days\n-Corporations", ">\n\nAlso, all of the products and services that aren't significantly impacted are going to receive price hikes regardless- which will stick around well-after the supply chain has normalized. Our ~~suckers~~ customers ~~are too dumb to notice~~ understand that our products and services have great value and we're always doing our best to stay competitive with the other sociopaths in the price-fixed industry.", ">\n\nDammit, again?", ">\n\nYES! THEY PUT IT BACK!!!", ">\n\nThis should be interesting, 2023 off to a good start :)", ">\n\nLooks like a lousy remake of couple of previous years...", ">\n\nI've already seen this season.", ">\n\nI feel like I’ve heard this somewhere before…", ">\n\nSounds like no one read the article... They were able to get the ship unstuck, and it didn't sound like it caused any blockage. So nothing to worry about, and nothing like the last blockage.", ">\n\nImagine the captains face right now though. Just think. They all hope it won't be them, but it had to be someone.", ">\n\n2023 writers getting lazy now.", ">\n\nHave we even recover from the last?", ">\n\nI already saw this episode…", ">\n\nIt got up and left, why is everyone confused?", ">\n\nNobody asked for a sequel to Attack of the Crab Monsters (1957).", ">\n\nI’lll just leave this here.", ">\n\nThank you", ">\n\na.s.h.w.g.a.", ">\n\nLet's gooooo.", ">\n\nGreat, now I will have to wait even longer for my container full of rubber dog poo", ">\n\nIt has been resolved already: source", ">\n\nThis new is breaking!", ">\n\n*again", ">\n\nWell this year is off to a GREAT start.", ">\n\n:( why did it have to be a Ukrainian grain ship … they need the god damn money and the world needs their god damn grain .", ">\n\nAnd why does China need Ukrainian grain?", ">\n\nSo people dont starve ?", ">\n\nI didn't realize that such a massive industrial country as China needs grain import to not starve.", ">\n\nFrom the article: “It is currently unclear to what extent canal traffic is affected.”\nPretty sure that means it is badly affected.", ">\n\nAlso from the article:\n\nCanal traffic is unaffected, the canal authority's chairman Osama Rabie said.", ">\n\nIm not even lying, they changed/updated the article and now its 4x as long with much more info. Thanks.", ">\n\nI actually thought something like that happened. I don't think you're lying! I mean, that would be a weird thing to lie about.", ">\n\nThese idiots can't captain ships for shit", ">\n\nUkraine still exporting to China . Unfuckin real", ">\n\nFor f sake can the US just pay Egypt to build a fing second line already. Pretty sure the US could have paid Egypt to build 12 canals from the last wreck and now here we are again. Seriously Egypt doesn't have the money so just pay for it already so we don't have months long shipping crisis every year.", ">\n\nThis ignores both the history of the existing canal and the current megaprojects unfolding in egypt", ">\n\nWe've got another one, folks! 🎉🎉🎉🎉 (On a serious note, FOR FUCK'S SAKE!)", ">\n\nOh god please, Not again.", ">\n\nI bet my new tote bag was on there.", ">\n\nOn a ship carrying grain from Ukraine to China?", ">\n\n\nCanal traffic is unaffected, the canal authority's chairman Osama Rabie said.", ">\n\nIt’s like deja vu all over again.", ">\n\nAgain?", ">\n\nJesus, not again.", ">\n\noh no... not again.", ">\n\nhaha, yes!\nround 2", ">\n\nOkay, who decided to put history on loop?", ">\n\nCan anyone linke some radar site for ships? So we can track how \"bad\" it is?", ">\n\nOh no, not again." ]

[ "Here we go again...\nWhat do we do with a drunken sailor? What do we do we do with a drunken sailor? What do we do with a drunken sailor, early in the morning?", ">\n\nThrow em in the brig until they're sober", ">\n\nFeed 'em to the hungry rats for dinner.", ">\n\nAnd this is why I'll need to listen to the Drunken Whaler on repeat for some amount of time.", ">\n\nBetween this and the other things happening around the world it's like watching the events of the past 2-3 years replaying themselves.", ">\n\n\n\nSuez Canal blocked by a cargo ship ✅\n\n\nA high number of contagious tourists coming in from China ✅\n\n\nA defeated president's supporters storm a country's government buildings ✅\n\n\nYep, sounds familiar alright.", ">\n\nHistory repeats, no one learns from the past.", ">\n\nI just heard someone say, \"History doesn't repeat itself, but it does rhyme.\"", ">\n\nTime is a circle from a view except it's more like a staircase. And there's a shake at certain parts. \nHating the trudge upwards and always going around.", ">\n\nVonnegut or mcconaughey?", ">\n\n\"Canal traffic is unaffected, the canal authority's chairman Osama Rabie said.\"", ">\n\nCanal authority is what I call it when my wife bosses me around", ">\n\nNot again.", ">\n\nWhat next, a bowl of petunias?", ">\n\nWhat are you doing step-ship!?", ">\n\nI just need a quick tug.", ">\n\nHooray! Worldwide commerce meltdown again! Oh, wait, no, that one is bad...", ">\n\nSorry, no raises this year because that global thing that happened for a couple of days\n-Corporations", ">\n\nAlso, all of the products and services that aren't significantly impacted are going to receive price hikes regardless- which will stick around well-after the supply chain has normalized. Our ~~suckers~~ customers ~~are too dumb to notice~~ understand that our products and services have great value and we're always doing our best to stay competitive with the other sociopaths in the price-fixed industry.", ">\n\nDammit, again?", ">\n\n“Hey, I’ve seen this one! I’ve seen this one! This is a classic!”", ">\n\nAgain!?", ">\n\nYES! THEY PUT IT BACK!!!", ">\n\nImagine the captains face right now though. Just think. They all hope it won't be them, but it had to be someone.", ">\n\nI've already seen this season.", ">\n\n2023 writers getting lazy now.", ">\n\nI feel like I’ve heard this somewhere before…", ">\n\n:( why did it have to be a Ukrainian grain ship … they need the god damn money and the world needs their god damn grain .", ">\n\nAnd why does China need Ukrainian grain?", ">\n\nI’lll just leave this here.", ">\n\nThank you", ">\n\na.s.h.w.g.a.", ">\n\nThis should be interesting, 2023 off to a good start :)", ">\n\nLooks like a lousy remake of couple of previous years...", ">\n\nHave we even recover from the last?", ">\n\nI already saw this episode…", ">\n\nLet's gooooo.", ">\n\nThese idiots can't captain ships for shit", ">\n\nFrom the article: “It is currently unclear to what extent canal traffic is affected.”\nPretty sure that means it is badly affected.", ">\n\nAlso from the article:\n\nCanal traffic is unaffected, the canal authority's chairman Osama Rabie said.", ">\n\nIm not even lying, they changed/updated the article and now its 4x as long with much more info. Thanks.", ">\n\nI actually thought something like that happened. I don't think you're lying! I mean, that would be a weird thing to lie about.", ">\n\nFor f sake can the US just pay Egypt to build a fing second line already. Pretty sure the US could have paid Egypt to build 12 canals from the last wreck and now here we are again. Seriously Egypt doesn't have the money so just pay for it already so we don't have months long shipping crisis every year.", ">\n\nThis ignores both the history of the existing canal and the current megaprojects unfolding in egypt", ">\n\nWe've got another one, folks! 🎉🎉🎉🎉 (On a serious note, FOR FUCK'S SAKE!)", ">\n\nOh god please, Not again.", ">\n\nI bet my new tote bag was on there.", ">\n\nOn a ship carrying grain from Ukraine to China?", ">\n\n\nCanal traffic is unaffected, the canal authority's chairman Osama Rabie said.", ">\n\nIt’s like deja vu all over again.", ">\n\nAgain?", ">\n\nJesus, not again.", ">\n\noh no... not again.", ">\n\nhaha, yes!\nround 2", ">\n\nOkay, who decided to put history on loop?", ">\n\nCan anyone linke some radar site for ships? So we can track how \"bad\" it is?", ">\n\nOh no, not again.", ">\n\nLet's gooooo!", ">\n\nWe don’t need no stinkin supply chain!", ">\n\nEvergreen 2?", ">\n\nThis was a good episode of The Truman Show.", ">\n\nUkraine still exporting to China . Unfuckin real", ">\n\nGreat, now I will have to wait even longer for my container full of rubber dog poo", ">\n\nHere we go again...\nWhat do we do with a drunken sailor? What do we do we do with a drunken sailor? What do we do with a drunken sailor, early in the morning?", ">\n\nThrow em in the brig until they're sober", ">\n\nFeed 'em to the hungry rats for dinner.", ">\n\nPut them in bed with the captain's daughter", ">\n\nHave you seen the captain’s daughter (early in the morning)?", ">\n\nSober?", ">\n\nBetween this and the other things happening around the world it's like watching the events of the past 2-3 years replaying themselves.", ">\n\n\n\nShip stuck at the Suez Canal ✅\n\n\nA high number of contagious tourists coming in from China ✅\n\n\nA defeated president's supporters storm a country's government buildings ✅\n\n\nYep, sounds familiar alright.", ">\n\nHistory repeats, no one learns from the past.", ">\n\nI just heard someone say, \"History doesn't repeat itself, but it does rhyme.\"", ">\n\nRepeat Rap Battles of History! \n2020! Vs! 2023!\nBEGIN!", ">\n\nGreat now I gotta go listen to 40 ERBoH videos", ">\n\n\"Canal traffic is unaffected, the canal authority's chairman Osama Rabie said.\"", ">\n\nCanal authority is what I call it when my wife bosses me around", ">\n\nNo that one is without the C", ">\n\nNo, what you mean is when the morning coffee takes control", ">\n\nNot again.", ">\n\nWhat next, a bowl of petunias?", ">\n\n“Hey, I’ve seen this one! I’ve seen this one! This is a classic!”", ">\n\nWhat do you mean you’ve seen it, it’s brand new?", ">\n\nWhat are you doing step-ship!?", ">\n\nI just need a quick tug.", ">\n\nAgain!?", ">\n\nHooray! Worldwide commerce meltdown again! Oh, wait, no, that one is bad...", ">\n\nSorry, no raises this year because that global thing that happened for a couple of days\n-Corporations", ">\n\nAlso, all of the products and services that aren't significantly impacted are going to receive price hikes regardless- which will stick around well-after the supply chain has normalized. Our ~~suckers~~ customers ~~are too dumb to notice~~ understand that our products and services have great value and we're always doing our best to stay competitive with the other sociopaths in the price-fixed industry.", ">\n\nDammit, again?", ">\n\nYES! THEY PUT IT BACK!!!", ">\n\nThis should be interesting, 2023 off to a good start :)", ">\n\nLooks like a lousy remake of couple of previous years...", ">\n\nI've already seen this season.", ">\n\nI feel like I’ve heard this somewhere before…", ">\n\nSounds like no one read the article... They were able to get the ship unstuck, and it didn't sound like it caused any blockage. So nothing to worry about, and nothing like the last blockage.", ">\n\nImagine the captains face right now though. Just think. They all hope it won't be them, but it had to be someone.", ">\n\n2023 writers getting lazy now.", ">\n\nHave we even recover from the last?", ">\n\nI already saw this episode…", ">\n\nIt got up and left, why is everyone confused?", ">\n\nNobody asked for a sequel to Attack of the Crab Monsters (1957).", ">\n\nI’lll just leave this here.", ">\n\nThank you", ">\n\na.s.h.w.g.a.", ">\n\nLet's gooooo.", ">\n\nGreat, now I will have to wait even longer for my container full of rubber dog poo", ">\n\nIt has been resolved already: source", ">\n\nThis new is breaking!", ">\n\n*again", ">\n\nWell this year is off to a GREAT start.", ">\n\n:( why did it have to be a Ukrainian grain ship … they need the god damn money and the world needs their god damn grain .", ">\n\nAnd why does China need Ukrainian grain?", ">\n\nSo people dont starve ?", ">\n\nI didn't realize that such a massive industrial country as China needs grain import to not starve.", ">\n\nFrom the article: “It is currently unclear to what extent canal traffic is affected.”\nPretty sure that means it is badly affected.", ">\n\nAlso from the article:\n\nCanal traffic is unaffected, the canal authority's chairman Osama Rabie said.", ">\n\nIm not even lying, they changed/updated the article and now its 4x as long with much more info. Thanks.", ">\n\nI actually thought something like that happened. I don't think you're lying! I mean, that would be a weird thing to lie about.", ">\n\nThese idiots can't captain ships for shit", ">\n\nUkraine still exporting to China . Unfuckin real", ">\n\nFor f sake can the US just pay Egypt to build a fing second line already. Pretty sure the US could have paid Egypt to build 12 canals from the last wreck and now here we are again. Seriously Egypt doesn't have the money so just pay for it already so we don't have months long shipping crisis every year.", ">\n\nThis ignores both the history of the existing canal and the current megaprojects unfolding in egypt", ">\n\nWe've got another one, folks! 🎉🎉🎉🎉 (On a serious note, FOR FUCK'S SAKE!)", ">\n\nOh god please, Not again.", ">\n\nI bet my new tote bag was on there.", ">\n\nOn a ship carrying grain from Ukraine to China?", ">\n\n\nCanal traffic is unaffected, the canal authority's chairman Osama Rabie said.", ">\n\nIt’s like deja vu all over again.", ">\n\nAgain?", ">\n\nJesus, not again.", ">\n\noh no... not again.", ">\n\nhaha, yes!\nround 2", ">\n\nOkay, who decided to put history on loop?", ">\n\nCan anyone linke some radar site for ships? So we can track how \"bad\" it is?", ">\n\nOh no, not again.", ">\n\nLet's gooooo!" ]

[ "Here we go again...\nWhat do we do with a drunken sailor? What do we do we do with a drunken sailor? What do we do with a drunken sailor, early in the morning?", ">\n\nThrow em in the brig until they're sober", ">\n\nFeed 'em to the hungry rats for dinner.", ">\n\nAnd this is why I'll need to listen to the Drunken Whaler on repeat for some amount of time.", ">\n\nBetween this and the other things happening around the world it's like watching the events of the past 2-3 years replaying themselves.", ">\n\n\n\nSuez Canal blocked by a cargo ship ✅\n\n\nA high number of contagious tourists coming in from China ✅\n\n\nA defeated president's supporters storm a country's government buildings ✅\n\n\nYep, sounds familiar alright.", ">\n\nHistory repeats, no one learns from the past.", ">\n\nI just heard someone say, \"History doesn't repeat itself, but it does rhyme.\"", ">\n\nTime is a circle from a view except it's more like a staircase. And there's a shake at certain parts. \nHating the trudge upwards and always going around.", ">\n\nVonnegut or mcconaughey?", ">\n\n\"Canal traffic is unaffected, the canal authority's chairman Osama Rabie said.\"", ">\n\nCanal authority is what I call it when my wife bosses me around", ">\n\nNot again.", ">\n\nWhat next, a bowl of petunias?", ">\n\nWhat are you doing step-ship!?", ">\n\nI just need a quick tug.", ">\n\nHooray! Worldwide commerce meltdown again! Oh, wait, no, that one is bad...", ">\n\nSorry, no raises this year because that global thing that happened for a couple of days\n-Corporations", ">\n\nAlso, all of the products and services that aren't significantly impacted are going to receive price hikes regardless- which will stick around well-after the supply chain has normalized. Our ~~suckers~~ customers ~~are too dumb to notice~~ understand that our products and services have great value and we're always doing our best to stay competitive with the other sociopaths in the price-fixed industry.", ">\n\nDammit, again?", ">\n\n“Hey, I’ve seen this one! I’ve seen this one! This is a classic!”", ">\n\nAgain!?", ">\n\nYES! THEY PUT IT BACK!!!", ">\n\nImagine the captains face right now though. Just think. They all hope it won't be them, but it had to be someone.", ">\n\nI've already seen this season.", ">\n\n2023 writers getting lazy now.", ">\n\nI feel like I’ve heard this somewhere before…", ">\n\n:( why did it have to be a Ukrainian grain ship … they need the god damn money and the world needs their god damn grain .", ">\n\nAnd why does China need Ukrainian grain?", ">\n\nI’lll just leave this here.", ">\n\nThank you", ">\n\na.s.h.w.g.a.", ">\n\nThis should be interesting, 2023 off to a good start :)", ">\n\nLooks like a lousy remake of couple of previous years...", ">\n\nHave we even recover from the last?", ">\n\nI already saw this episode…", ">\n\nLet's gooooo.", ">\n\nThese idiots can't captain ships for shit", ">\n\nFrom the article: “It is currently unclear to what extent canal traffic is affected.”\nPretty sure that means it is badly affected.", ">\n\nAlso from the article:\n\nCanal traffic is unaffected, the canal authority's chairman Osama Rabie said.", ">\n\nIm not even lying, they changed/updated the article and now its 4x as long with much more info. Thanks.", ">\n\nI actually thought something like that happened. I don't think you're lying! I mean, that would be a weird thing to lie about.", ">\n\nFor f sake can the US just pay Egypt to build a fing second line already. Pretty sure the US could have paid Egypt to build 12 canals from the last wreck and now here we are again. Seriously Egypt doesn't have the money so just pay for it already so we don't have months long shipping crisis every year.", ">\n\nThis ignores both the history of the existing canal and the current megaprojects unfolding in egypt", ">\n\nWe've got another one, folks! 🎉🎉🎉🎉 (On a serious note, FOR FUCK'S SAKE!)", ">\n\nOh god please, Not again.", ">\n\nI bet my new tote bag was on there.", ">\n\nOn a ship carrying grain from Ukraine to China?", ">\n\n\nCanal traffic is unaffected, the canal authority's chairman Osama Rabie said.", ">\n\nIt’s like deja vu all over again.", ">\n\nAgain?", ">\n\nJesus, not again.", ">\n\noh no... not again.", ">\n\nhaha, yes!\nround 2", ">\n\nOkay, who decided to put history on loop?", ">\n\nCan anyone linke some radar site for ships? So we can track how \"bad\" it is?", ">\n\nOh no, not again.", ">\n\nLet's gooooo!", ">\n\nWe don’t need no stinkin supply chain!", ">\n\nEvergreen 2?", ">\n\nThis was a good episode of The Truman Show.", ">\n\nUkraine still exporting to China . Unfuckin real", ">\n\nGreat, now I will have to wait even longer for my container full of rubber dog poo", ">\n\nHere we go again...\nWhat do we do with a drunken sailor? What do we do we do with a drunken sailor? What do we do with a drunken sailor, early in the morning?", ">\n\nThrow em in the brig until they're sober", ">\n\nFeed 'em to the hungry rats for dinner.", ">\n\nPut them in bed with the captain's daughter", ">\n\nHave you seen the captain’s daughter (early in the morning)?", ">\n\nSober?", ">\n\nBetween this and the other things happening around the world it's like watching the events of the past 2-3 years replaying themselves.", ">\n\n\n\nShip stuck at the Suez Canal ✅\n\n\nA high number of contagious tourists coming in from China ✅\n\n\nA defeated president's supporters storm a country's government buildings ✅\n\n\nYep, sounds familiar alright.", ">\n\nHistory repeats, no one learns from the past.", ">\n\nI just heard someone say, \"History doesn't repeat itself, but it does rhyme.\"", ">\n\nRepeat Rap Battles of History! \n2020! Vs! 2023!\nBEGIN!", ">\n\nGreat now I gotta go listen to 40 ERBoH videos", ">\n\n\"Canal traffic is unaffected, the canal authority's chairman Osama Rabie said.\"", ">\n\nCanal authority is what I call it when my wife bosses me around", ">\n\nNo that one is without the C", ">\n\nNo, what you mean is when the morning coffee takes control", ">\n\nNot again.", ">\n\nWhat next, a bowl of petunias?", ">\n\n“Hey, I’ve seen this one! I’ve seen this one! This is a classic!”", ">\n\nWhat do you mean you’ve seen it, it’s brand new?", ">\n\nWhat are you doing step-ship!?", ">\n\nI just need a quick tug.", ">\n\nAgain!?", ">\n\nHooray! Worldwide commerce meltdown again! Oh, wait, no, that one is bad...", ">\n\nSorry, no raises this year because that global thing that happened for a couple of days\n-Corporations", ">\n\nAlso, all of the products and services that aren't significantly impacted are going to receive price hikes regardless- which will stick around well-after the supply chain has normalized. Our ~~suckers~~ customers ~~are too dumb to notice~~ understand that our products and services have great value and we're always doing our best to stay competitive with the other sociopaths in the price-fixed industry.", ">\n\nDammit, again?", ">\n\nYES! THEY PUT IT BACK!!!", ">\n\nThis should be interesting, 2023 off to a good start :)", ">\n\nLooks like a lousy remake of couple of previous years...", ">\n\nI've already seen this season.", ">\n\nI feel like I’ve heard this somewhere before…", ">\n\nSounds like no one read the article... They were able to get the ship unstuck, and it didn't sound like it caused any blockage. So nothing to worry about, and nothing like the last blockage.", ">\n\nImagine the captains face right now though. Just think. They all hope it won't be them, but it had to be someone.", ">\n\n2023 writers getting lazy now.", ">\n\nHave we even recover from the last?", ">\n\nI already saw this episode…", ">\n\nIt got up and left, why is everyone confused?", ">\n\nNobody asked for a sequel to Attack of the Crab Monsters (1957).", ">\n\nI’lll just leave this here.", ">\n\nThank you", ">\n\na.s.h.w.g.a.", ">\n\nLet's gooooo.", ">\n\nGreat, now I will have to wait even longer for my container full of rubber dog poo", ">\n\nIt has been resolved already: source", ">\n\nThis new is breaking!", ">\n\n*again", ">\n\nWell this year is off to a GREAT start.", ">\n\n:( why did it have to be a Ukrainian grain ship … they need the god damn money and the world needs their god damn grain .", ">\n\nAnd why does China need Ukrainian grain?", ">\n\nSo people dont starve ?", ">\n\nI didn't realize that such a massive industrial country as China needs grain import to not starve.", ">\n\nFrom the article: “It is currently unclear to what extent canal traffic is affected.”\nPretty sure that means it is badly affected.", ">\n\nAlso from the article:\n\nCanal traffic is unaffected, the canal authority's chairman Osama Rabie said.", ">\n\nIm not even lying, they changed/updated the article and now its 4x as long with much more info. Thanks.", ">\n\nI actually thought something like that happened. I don't think you're lying! I mean, that would be a weird thing to lie about.", ">\n\nThese idiots can't captain ships for shit", ">\n\nUkraine still exporting to China . Unfuckin real", ">\n\nFor f sake can the US just pay Egypt to build a fing second line already. Pretty sure the US could have paid Egypt to build 12 canals from the last wreck and now here we are again. Seriously Egypt doesn't have the money so just pay for it already so we don't have months long shipping crisis every year.", ">\n\nThis ignores both the history of the existing canal and the current megaprojects unfolding in egypt", ">\n\nWe've got another one, folks! 🎉🎉🎉🎉 (On a serious note, FOR FUCK'S SAKE!)", ">\n\nOh god please, Not again.", ">\n\nI bet my new tote bag was on there.", ">\n\nOn a ship carrying grain from Ukraine to China?", ">\n\n\nCanal traffic is unaffected, the canal authority's chairman Osama Rabie said.", ">\n\nIt’s like deja vu all over again.", ">\n\nAgain?", ">\n\nJesus, not again.", ">\n\noh no... not again.", ">\n\nhaha, yes!\nround 2", ">\n\nOkay, who decided to put history on loop?", ">\n\nCan anyone linke some radar site for ships? So we can track how \"bad\" it is?", ">\n\nOh no, not again.", ">\n\nLet's gooooo!", ">\n\nWe don’t need no stinkin supply chain!" ]

[ "Here we go again...\nWhat do we do with a drunken sailor? What do we do we do with a drunken sailor? What do we do with a drunken sailor, early in the morning?", ">\n\nThrow em in the brig until they're sober", ">\n\nFeed 'em to the hungry rats for dinner.", ">\n\nAnd this is why I'll need to listen to the Drunken Whaler on repeat for some amount of time.", ">\n\nBetween this and the other things happening around the world it's like watching the events of the past 2-3 years replaying themselves.", ">\n\n\n\nSuez Canal blocked by a cargo ship ✅\n\n\nA high number of contagious tourists coming in from China ✅\n\n\nA defeated president's supporters storm a country's government buildings ✅\n\n\nYep, sounds familiar alright.", ">\n\nHistory repeats, no one learns from the past.", ">\n\nI just heard someone say, \"History doesn't repeat itself, but it does rhyme.\"", ">\n\nTime is a circle from a view except it's more like a staircase. And there's a shake at certain parts. \nHating the trudge upwards and always going around.", ">\n\nVonnegut or mcconaughey?", ">\n\n\"Canal traffic is unaffected, the canal authority's chairman Osama Rabie said.\"", ">\n\nCanal authority is what I call it when my wife bosses me around", ">\n\nNot again.", ">\n\nWhat next, a bowl of petunias?", ">\n\nWhat are you doing step-ship!?", ">\n\nI just need a quick tug.", ">\n\nHooray! Worldwide commerce meltdown again! Oh, wait, no, that one is bad...", ">\n\nSorry, no raises this year because that global thing that happened for a couple of days\n-Corporations", ">\n\nAlso, all of the products and services that aren't significantly impacted are going to receive price hikes regardless- which will stick around well-after the supply chain has normalized. Our ~~suckers~~ customers ~~are too dumb to notice~~ understand that our products and services have great value and we're always doing our best to stay competitive with the other sociopaths in the price-fixed industry.", ">\n\nDammit, again?", ">\n\n“Hey, I’ve seen this one! I’ve seen this one! This is a classic!”", ">\n\nAgain!?", ">\n\nYES! THEY PUT IT BACK!!!", ">\n\nImagine the captains face right now though. Just think. They all hope it won't be them, but it had to be someone.", ">\n\nI've already seen this season.", ">\n\n2023 writers getting lazy now.", ">\n\nI feel like I’ve heard this somewhere before…", ">\n\n:( why did it have to be a Ukrainian grain ship … they need the god damn money and the world needs their god damn grain .", ">\n\nAnd why does China need Ukrainian grain?", ">\n\nI’lll just leave this here.", ">\n\nThank you", ">\n\na.s.h.w.g.a.", ">\n\nThis should be interesting, 2023 off to a good start :)", ">\n\nLooks like a lousy remake of couple of previous years...", ">\n\nHave we even recover from the last?", ">\n\nI already saw this episode…", ">\n\nLet's gooooo.", ">\n\nThese idiots can't captain ships for shit", ">\n\nFrom the article: “It is currently unclear to what extent canal traffic is affected.”\nPretty sure that means it is badly affected.", ">\n\nAlso from the article:\n\nCanal traffic is unaffected, the canal authority's chairman Osama Rabie said.", ">\n\nIm not even lying, they changed/updated the article and now its 4x as long with much more info. Thanks.", ">\n\nI actually thought something like that happened. I don't think you're lying! I mean, that would be a weird thing to lie about.", ">\n\nFor f sake can the US just pay Egypt to build a fing second line already. Pretty sure the US could have paid Egypt to build 12 canals from the last wreck and now here we are again. Seriously Egypt doesn't have the money so just pay for it already so we don't have months long shipping crisis every year.", ">\n\nThis ignores both the history of the existing canal and the current megaprojects unfolding in egypt", ">\n\nWe've got another one, folks! 🎉🎉🎉🎉 (On a serious note, FOR FUCK'S SAKE!)", ">\n\nOh god please, Not again.", ">\n\nI bet my new tote bag was on there.", ">\n\nOn a ship carrying grain from Ukraine to China?", ">\n\n\nCanal traffic is unaffected, the canal authority's chairman Osama Rabie said.", ">\n\nIt’s like deja vu all over again.", ">\n\nAgain?", ">\n\nJesus, not again.", ">\n\noh no... not again.", ">\n\nhaha, yes!\nround 2", ">\n\nOkay, who decided to put history on loop?", ">\n\nCan anyone linke some radar site for ships? So we can track how \"bad\" it is?", ">\n\nOh no, not again.", ">\n\nLet's gooooo!", ">\n\nWe don’t need no stinkin supply chain!", ">\n\nEvergreen 2?", ">\n\nThis was a good episode of The Truman Show.", ">\n\nUkraine still exporting to China . Unfuckin real", ">\n\nGreat, now I will have to wait even longer for my container full of rubber dog poo", ">\n\nHere we go again...\nWhat do we do with a drunken sailor? What do we do we do with a drunken sailor? What do we do with a drunken sailor, early in the morning?", ">\n\nThrow em in the brig until they're sober", ">\n\nFeed 'em to the hungry rats for dinner.", ">\n\nPut them in bed with the captain's daughter", ">\n\nHave you seen the captain’s daughter (early in the morning)?", ">\n\nSober?", ">\n\nBetween this and the other things happening around the world it's like watching the events of the past 2-3 years replaying themselves.", ">\n\n\n\nShip stuck at the Suez Canal ✅\n\n\nA high number of contagious tourists coming in from China ✅\n\n\nA defeated president's supporters storm a country's government buildings ✅\n\n\nYep, sounds familiar alright.", ">\n\nHistory repeats, no one learns from the past.", ">\n\nI just heard someone say, \"History doesn't repeat itself, but it does rhyme.\"", ">\n\nRepeat Rap Battles of History! \n2020! Vs! 2023!\nBEGIN!", ">\n\nGreat now I gotta go listen to 40 ERBoH videos", ">\n\n\"Canal traffic is unaffected, the canal authority's chairman Osama Rabie said.\"", ">\n\nCanal authority is what I call it when my wife bosses me around", ">\n\nNo that one is without the C", ">\n\nNo, what you mean is when the morning coffee takes control", ">\n\nNot again.", ">\n\nWhat next, a bowl of petunias?", ">\n\n“Hey, I’ve seen this one! I’ve seen this one! This is a classic!”", ">\n\nWhat do you mean you’ve seen it, it’s brand new?", ">\n\nWhat are you doing step-ship!?", ">\n\nI just need a quick tug.", ">\n\nAgain!?", ">\n\nHooray! Worldwide commerce meltdown again! Oh, wait, no, that one is bad...", ">\n\nSorry, no raises this year because that global thing that happened for a couple of days\n-Corporations", ">\n\nAlso, all of the products and services that aren't significantly impacted are going to receive price hikes regardless- which will stick around well-after the supply chain has normalized. Our ~~suckers~~ customers ~~are too dumb to notice~~ understand that our products and services have great value and we're always doing our best to stay competitive with the other sociopaths in the price-fixed industry.", ">\n\nDammit, again?", ">\n\nYES! THEY PUT IT BACK!!!", ">\n\nThis should be interesting, 2023 off to a good start :)", ">\n\nLooks like a lousy remake of couple of previous years...", ">\n\nI've already seen this season.", ">\n\nI feel like I’ve heard this somewhere before…", ">\n\nSounds like no one read the article... They were able to get the ship unstuck, and it didn't sound like it caused any blockage. So nothing to worry about, and nothing like the last blockage.", ">\n\nImagine the captains face right now though. Just think. They all hope it won't be them, but it had to be someone.", ">\n\n2023 writers getting lazy now.", ">\n\nHave we even recover from the last?", ">\n\nI already saw this episode…", ">\n\nIt got up and left, why is everyone confused?", ">\n\nNobody asked for a sequel to Attack of the Crab Monsters (1957).", ">\n\nI’lll just leave this here.", ">\n\nThank you", ">\n\na.s.h.w.g.a.", ">\n\nLet's gooooo.", ">\n\nGreat, now I will have to wait even longer for my container full of rubber dog poo", ">\n\nIt has been resolved already: source", ">\n\nThis new is breaking!", ">\n\n*again", ">\n\nWell this year is off to a GREAT start.", ">\n\n:( why did it have to be a Ukrainian grain ship … they need the god damn money and the world needs their god damn grain .", ">\n\nAnd why does China need Ukrainian grain?", ">\n\nSo people dont starve ?", ">\n\nI didn't realize that such a massive industrial country as China needs grain import to not starve.", ">\n\nFrom the article: “It is currently unclear to what extent canal traffic is affected.”\nPretty sure that means it is badly affected.", ">\n\nAlso from the article:\n\nCanal traffic is unaffected, the canal authority's chairman Osama Rabie said.", ">\n\nIm not even lying, they changed/updated the article and now its 4x as long with much more info. Thanks.", ">\n\nI actually thought something like that happened. I don't think you're lying! I mean, that would be a weird thing to lie about.", ">\n\nThese idiots can't captain ships for shit", ">\n\nUkraine still exporting to China . Unfuckin real", ">\n\nFor f sake can the US just pay Egypt to build a fing second line already. Pretty sure the US could have paid Egypt to build 12 canals from the last wreck and now here we are again. Seriously Egypt doesn't have the money so just pay for it already so we don't have months long shipping crisis every year.", ">\n\nThis ignores both the history of the existing canal and the current megaprojects unfolding in egypt", ">\n\nWe've got another one, folks! 🎉🎉🎉🎉 (On a serious note, FOR FUCK'S SAKE!)", ">\n\nOh god please, Not again.", ">\n\nI bet my new tote bag was on there.", ">\n\nOn a ship carrying grain from Ukraine to China?", ">\n\n\nCanal traffic is unaffected, the canal authority's chairman Osama Rabie said.", ">\n\nIt’s like deja vu all over again.", ">\n\nAgain?", ">\n\nJesus, not again.", ">\n\noh no... not again.", ">\n\nhaha, yes!\nround 2", ">\n\nOkay, who decided to put history on loop?", ">\n\nCan anyone linke some radar site for ships? So we can track how \"bad\" it is?", ">\n\nOh no, not again.", ">\n\nLet's gooooo!", ">\n\nWe don’t need no stinkin supply chain!", ">\n\nEvergreen 2?" ]

[ "Here we go again...\nWhat do we do with a drunken sailor? What do we do we do with a drunken sailor? What do we do with a drunken sailor, early in the morning?", ">\n\nThrow em in the brig until they're sober", ">\n\nFeed 'em to the hungry rats for dinner.", ">\n\nAnd this is why I'll need to listen to the Drunken Whaler on repeat for some amount of time.", ">\n\nBetween this and the other things happening around the world it's like watching the events of the past 2-3 years replaying themselves.", ">\n\n\n\nSuez Canal blocked by a cargo ship ✅\n\n\nA high number of contagious tourists coming in from China ✅\n\n\nA defeated president's supporters storm a country's government buildings ✅\n\n\nYep, sounds familiar alright.", ">\n\nHistory repeats, no one learns from the past.", ">\n\nI just heard someone say, \"History doesn't repeat itself, but it does rhyme.\"", ">\n\nTime is a circle from a view except it's more like a staircase. And there's a shake at certain parts. \nHating the trudge upwards and always going around.", ">\n\nVonnegut or mcconaughey?", ">\n\n\"Canal traffic is unaffected, the canal authority's chairman Osama Rabie said.\"", ">\n\nCanal authority is what I call it when my wife bosses me around", ">\n\nNot again.", ">\n\nWhat next, a bowl of petunias?", ">\n\nWhat are you doing step-ship!?", ">\n\nI just need a quick tug.", ">\n\nHooray! Worldwide commerce meltdown again! Oh, wait, no, that one is bad...", ">\n\nSorry, no raises this year because that global thing that happened for a couple of days\n-Corporations", ">\n\nAlso, all of the products and services that aren't significantly impacted are going to receive price hikes regardless- which will stick around well-after the supply chain has normalized. Our ~~suckers~~ customers ~~are too dumb to notice~~ understand that our products and services have great value and we're always doing our best to stay competitive with the other sociopaths in the price-fixed industry.", ">\n\nDammit, again?", ">\n\n“Hey, I’ve seen this one! I’ve seen this one! This is a classic!”", ">\n\nAgain!?", ">\n\nYES! THEY PUT IT BACK!!!", ">\n\nImagine the captains face right now though. Just think. They all hope it won't be them, but it had to be someone.", ">\n\nI've already seen this season.", ">\n\n2023 writers getting lazy now.", ">\n\nI feel like I’ve heard this somewhere before…", ">\n\n:( why did it have to be a Ukrainian grain ship … they need the god damn money and the world needs their god damn grain .", ">\n\nAnd why does China need Ukrainian grain?", ">\n\nI’lll just leave this here.", ">\n\nThank you", ">\n\na.s.h.w.g.a.", ">\n\nThis should be interesting, 2023 off to a good start :)", ">\n\nLooks like a lousy remake of couple of previous years...", ">\n\nHave we even recover from the last?", ">\n\nI already saw this episode…", ">\n\nLet's gooooo.", ">\n\nThese idiots can't captain ships for shit", ">\n\nFrom the article: “It is currently unclear to what extent canal traffic is affected.”\nPretty sure that means it is badly affected.", ">\n\nAlso from the article:\n\nCanal traffic is unaffected, the canal authority's chairman Osama Rabie said.", ">\n\nIm not even lying, they changed/updated the article and now its 4x as long with much more info. Thanks.", ">\n\nI actually thought something like that happened. I don't think you're lying! I mean, that would be a weird thing to lie about.", ">\n\nFor f sake can the US just pay Egypt to build a fing second line already. Pretty sure the US could have paid Egypt to build 12 canals from the last wreck and now here we are again. Seriously Egypt doesn't have the money so just pay for it already so we don't have months long shipping crisis every year.", ">\n\nThis ignores both the history of the existing canal and the current megaprojects unfolding in egypt", ">\n\nWe've got another one, folks! 🎉🎉🎉🎉 (On a serious note, FOR FUCK'S SAKE!)", ">\n\nOh god please, Not again.", ">\n\nI bet my new tote bag was on there.", ">\n\nOn a ship carrying grain from Ukraine to China?", ">\n\n\nCanal traffic is unaffected, the canal authority's chairman Osama Rabie said.", ">\n\nIt’s like deja vu all over again.", ">\n\nAgain?", ">\n\nJesus, not again.", ">\n\noh no... not again.", ">\n\nhaha, yes!\nround 2", ">\n\nOkay, who decided to put history on loop?", ">\n\nCan anyone linke some radar site for ships? So we can track how \"bad\" it is?", ">\n\nOh no, not again.", ">\n\nLet's gooooo!", ">\n\nWe don’t need no stinkin supply chain!", ">\n\nEvergreen 2?", ">\n\nThis was a good episode of The Truman Show.", ">\n\nUkraine still exporting to China . Unfuckin real", ">\n\nGreat, now I will have to wait even longer for my container full of rubber dog poo", ">\n\nHere we go again...\nWhat do we do with a drunken sailor? What do we do we do with a drunken sailor? What do we do with a drunken sailor, early in the morning?", ">\n\nThrow em in the brig until they're sober", ">\n\nFeed 'em to the hungry rats for dinner.", ">\n\nPut them in bed with the captain's daughter", ">\n\nHave you seen the captain’s daughter (early in the morning)?", ">\n\nSober?", ">\n\nBetween this and the other things happening around the world it's like watching the events of the past 2-3 years replaying themselves.", ">\n\n\n\nShip stuck at the Suez Canal ✅\n\n\nA high number of contagious tourists coming in from China ✅\n\n\nA defeated president's supporters storm a country's government buildings ✅\n\n\nYep, sounds familiar alright.", ">\n\nHistory repeats, no one learns from the past.", ">\n\nI just heard someone say, \"History doesn't repeat itself, but it does rhyme.\"", ">\n\nRepeat Rap Battles of History! \n2020! Vs! 2023!\nBEGIN!", ">\n\nGreat now I gotta go listen to 40 ERBoH videos", ">\n\n\"Canal traffic is unaffected, the canal authority's chairman Osama Rabie said.\"", ">\n\nCanal authority is what I call it when my wife bosses me around", ">\n\nNo that one is without the C", ">\n\nNo, what you mean is when the morning coffee takes control", ">\n\nNot again.", ">\n\nWhat next, a bowl of petunias?", ">\n\n“Hey, I’ve seen this one! I’ve seen this one! This is a classic!”", ">\n\nWhat do you mean you’ve seen it, it’s brand new?", ">\n\nWhat are you doing step-ship!?", ">\n\nI just need a quick tug.", ">\n\nAgain!?", ">\n\nHooray! Worldwide commerce meltdown again! Oh, wait, no, that one is bad...", ">\n\nSorry, no raises this year because that global thing that happened for a couple of days\n-Corporations", ">\n\nAlso, all of the products and services that aren't significantly impacted are going to receive price hikes regardless- which will stick around well-after the supply chain has normalized. Our ~~suckers~~ customers ~~are too dumb to notice~~ understand that our products and services have great value and we're always doing our best to stay competitive with the other sociopaths in the price-fixed industry.", ">\n\nDammit, again?", ">\n\nYES! THEY PUT IT BACK!!!", ">\n\nThis should be interesting, 2023 off to a good start :)", ">\n\nLooks like a lousy remake of couple of previous years...", ">\n\nI've already seen this season.", ">\n\nI feel like I’ve heard this somewhere before…", ">\n\nSounds like no one read the article... They were able to get the ship unstuck, and it didn't sound like it caused any blockage. So nothing to worry about, and nothing like the last blockage.", ">\n\nImagine the captains face right now though. Just think. They all hope it won't be them, but it had to be someone.", ">\n\n2023 writers getting lazy now.", ">\n\nHave we even recover from the last?", ">\n\nI already saw this episode…", ">\n\nIt got up and left, why is everyone confused?", ">\n\nNobody asked for a sequel to Attack of the Crab Monsters (1957).", ">\n\nI’lll just leave this here.", ">\n\nThank you", ">\n\na.s.h.w.g.a.", ">\n\nLet's gooooo.", ">\n\nGreat, now I will have to wait even longer for my container full of rubber dog poo", ">\n\nIt has been resolved already: source", ">\n\nThis new is breaking!", ">\n\n*again", ">\n\nWell this year is off to a GREAT start.", ">\n\n:( why did it have to be a Ukrainian grain ship … they need the god damn money and the world needs their god damn grain .", ">\n\nAnd why does China need Ukrainian grain?", ">\n\nSo people dont starve ?", ">\n\nI didn't realize that such a massive industrial country as China needs grain import to not starve.", ">\n\nFrom the article: “It is currently unclear to what extent canal traffic is affected.”\nPretty sure that means it is badly affected.", ">\n\nAlso from the article:\n\nCanal traffic is unaffected, the canal authority's chairman Osama Rabie said.", ">\n\nIm not even lying, they changed/updated the article and now its 4x as long with much more info. Thanks.", ">\n\nI actually thought something like that happened. I don't think you're lying! I mean, that would be a weird thing to lie about.", ">\n\nThese idiots can't captain ships for shit", ">\n\nUkraine still exporting to China . Unfuckin real", ">\n\nFor f sake can the US just pay Egypt to build a fing second line already. Pretty sure the US could have paid Egypt to build 12 canals from the last wreck and now here we are again. Seriously Egypt doesn't have the money so just pay for it already so we don't have months long shipping crisis every year.", ">\n\nThis ignores both the history of the existing canal and the current megaprojects unfolding in egypt", ">\n\nWe've got another one, folks! 🎉🎉🎉🎉 (On a serious note, FOR FUCK'S SAKE!)", ">\n\nOh god please, Not again.", ">\n\nI bet my new tote bag was on there.", ">\n\nOn a ship carrying grain from Ukraine to China?", ">\n\n\nCanal traffic is unaffected, the canal authority's chairman Osama Rabie said.", ">\n\nIt’s like deja vu all over again.", ">\n\nAgain?", ">\n\nJesus, not again.", ">\n\noh no... not again.", ">\n\nhaha, yes!\nround 2", ">\n\nOkay, who decided to put history on loop?", ">\n\nCan anyone linke some radar site for ships? So we can track how \"bad\" it is?", ">\n\nOh no, not again.", ">\n\nLet's gooooo!", ">\n\nWe don’t need no stinkin supply chain!", ">\n\nEvergreen 2?", ">\n\nThis was a good episode of The Truman Show." ]

[ "Here we go again...\nWhat do we do with a drunken sailor? What do we do we do with a drunken sailor? What do we do with a drunken sailor, early in the morning?", ">\n\nThrow em in the brig until they're sober", ">\n\nFeed 'em to the hungry rats for dinner.", ">\n\nAnd this is why I'll need to listen to the Drunken Whaler on repeat for some amount of time.", ">\n\nBetween this and the other things happening around the world it's like watching the events of the past 2-3 years replaying themselves.", ">\n\n\n\nSuez Canal blocked by a cargo ship ✅\n\n\nA high number of contagious tourists coming in from China ✅\n\n\nA defeated president's supporters storm a country's government buildings ✅\n\n\nYep, sounds familiar alright.", ">\n\nHistory repeats, no one learns from the past.", ">\n\nI just heard someone say, \"History doesn't repeat itself, but it does rhyme.\"", ">\n\nTime is a circle from a view except it's more like a staircase. And there's a shake at certain parts. \nHating the trudge upwards and always going around.", ">\n\nVonnegut or mcconaughey?", ">\n\n\"Canal traffic is unaffected, the canal authority's chairman Osama Rabie said.\"", ">\n\nCanal authority is what I call it when my wife bosses me around", ">\n\nNot again.", ">\n\nWhat next, a bowl of petunias?", ">\n\nWhat are you doing step-ship!?", ">\n\nI just need a quick tug.", ">\n\nHooray! Worldwide commerce meltdown again! Oh, wait, no, that one is bad...", ">\n\nSorry, no raises this year because that global thing that happened for a couple of days\n-Corporations", ">\n\nAlso, all of the products and services that aren't significantly impacted are going to receive price hikes regardless- which will stick around well-after the supply chain has normalized. Our ~~suckers~~ customers ~~are too dumb to notice~~ understand that our products and services have great value and we're always doing our best to stay competitive with the other sociopaths in the price-fixed industry.", ">\n\nDammit, again?", ">\n\n“Hey, I’ve seen this one! I’ve seen this one! This is a classic!”", ">\n\nAgain!?", ">\n\nYES! THEY PUT IT BACK!!!", ">\n\nImagine the captains face right now though. Just think. They all hope it won't be them, but it had to be someone.", ">\n\nI've already seen this season.", ">\n\n2023 writers getting lazy now.", ">\n\nI feel like I’ve heard this somewhere before…", ">\n\n:( why did it have to be a Ukrainian grain ship … they need the god damn money and the world needs their god damn grain .", ">\n\nAnd why does China need Ukrainian grain?", ">\n\nI’lll just leave this here.", ">\n\nThank you", ">\n\na.s.h.w.g.a.", ">\n\nThis should be interesting, 2023 off to a good start :)", ">\n\nLooks like a lousy remake of couple of previous years...", ">\n\nHave we even recover from the last?", ">\n\nI already saw this episode…", ">\n\nLet's gooooo.", ">\n\nThese idiots can't captain ships for shit", ">\n\nFrom the article: “It is currently unclear to what extent canal traffic is affected.”\nPretty sure that means it is badly affected.", ">\n\nAlso from the article:\n\nCanal traffic is unaffected, the canal authority's chairman Osama Rabie said.", ">\n\nIm not even lying, they changed/updated the article and now its 4x as long with much more info. Thanks.", ">\n\nI actually thought something like that happened. I don't think you're lying! I mean, that would be a weird thing to lie about.", ">\n\nFor f sake can the US just pay Egypt to build a fing second line already. Pretty sure the US could have paid Egypt to build 12 canals from the last wreck and now here we are again. Seriously Egypt doesn't have the money so just pay for it already so we don't have months long shipping crisis every year.", ">\n\nThis ignores both the history of the existing canal and the current megaprojects unfolding in egypt", ">\n\nWe've got another one, folks! 🎉🎉🎉🎉 (On a serious note, FOR FUCK'S SAKE!)", ">\n\nOh god please, Not again.", ">\n\nI bet my new tote bag was on there.", ">\n\nOn a ship carrying grain from Ukraine to China?", ">\n\n\nCanal traffic is unaffected, the canal authority's chairman Osama Rabie said.", ">\n\nIt’s like deja vu all over again.", ">\n\nAgain?", ">\n\nJesus, not again.", ">\n\noh no... not again.", ">\n\nhaha, yes!\nround 2", ">\n\nOkay, who decided to put history on loop?", ">\n\nCan anyone linke some radar site for ships? So we can track how \"bad\" it is?", ">\n\nOh no, not again.", ">\n\nLet's gooooo!", ">\n\nWe don’t need no stinkin supply chain!", ">\n\nEvergreen 2?", ">\n\nThis was a good episode of The Truman Show.", ">\n\nUkraine still exporting to China . Unfuckin real", ">\n\nGreat, now I will have to wait even longer for my container full of rubber dog poo", ">\n\nHere we go again...\nWhat do we do with a drunken sailor? What do we do we do with a drunken sailor? What do we do with a drunken sailor, early in the morning?", ">\n\nThrow em in the brig until they're sober", ">\n\nFeed 'em to the hungry rats for dinner.", ">\n\nPut them in bed with the captain's daughter", ">\n\nHave you seen the captain’s daughter (early in the morning)?", ">\n\nSober?", ">\n\nBetween this and the other things happening around the world it's like watching the events of the past 2-3 years replaying themselves.", ">\n\n\n\nShip stuck at the Suez Canal ✅\n\n\nA high number of contagious tourists coming in from China ✅\n\n\nA defeated president's supporters storm a country's government buildings ✅\n\n\nYep, sounds familiar alright.", ">\n\nHistory repeats, no one learns from the past.", ">\n\nI just heard someone say, \"History doesn't repeat itself, but it does rhyme.\"", ">\n\nRepeat Rap Battles of History! \n2020! Vs! 2023!\nBEGIN!", ">\n\nGreat now I gotta go listen to 40 ERBoH videos", ">\n\n\"Canal traffic is unaffected, the canal authority's chairman Osama Rabie said.\"", ">\n\nCanal authority is what I call it when my wife bosses me around", ">\n\nNo that one is without the C", ">\n\nNo, what you mean is when the morning coffee takes control", ">\n\nNot again.", ">\n\nWhat next, a bowl of petunias?", ">\n\n“Hey, I’ve seen this one! I’ve seen this one! This is a classic!”", ">\n\nWhat do you mean you’ve seen it, it’s brand new?", ">\n\nWhat are you doing step-ship!?", ">\n\nI just need a quick tug.", ">\n\nAgain!?", ">\n\nHooray! Worldwide commerce meltdown again! Oh, wait, no, that one is bad...", ">\n\nSorry, no raises this year because that global thing that happened for a couple of days\n-Corporations", ">\n\nAlso, all of the products and services that aren't significantly impacted are going to receive price hikes regardless- which will stick around well-after the supply chain has normalized. Our ~~suckers~~ customers ~~are too dumb to notice~~ understand that our products and services have great value and we're always doing our best to stay competitive with the other sociopaths in the price-fixed industry.", ">\n\nDammit, again?", ">\n\nYES! THEY PUT IT BACK!!!", ">\n\nThis should be interesting, 2023 off to a good start :)", ">\n\nLooks like a lousy remake of couple of previous years...", ">\n\nI've already seen this season.", ">\n\nI feel like I’ve heard this somewhere before…", ">\n\nSounds like no one read the article... They were able to get the ship unstuck, and it didn't sound like it caused any blockage. So nothing to worry about, and nothing like the last blockage.", ">\n\nImagine the captains face right now though. Just think. They all hope it won't be them, but it had to be someone.", ">\n\n2023 writers getting lazy now.", ">\n\nHave we even recover from the last?", ">\n\nI already saw this episode…", ">\n\nIt got up and left, why is everyone confused?", ">\n\nNobody asked for a sequel to Attack of the Crab Monsters (1957).", ">\n\nI’lll just leave this here.", ">\n\nThank you", ">\n\na.s.h.w.g.a.", ">\n\nLet's gooooo.", ">\n\nGreat, now I will have to wait even longer for my container full of rubber dog poo", ">\n\nIt has been resolved already: source", ">\n\nThis new is breaking!", ">\n\n*again", ">\n\nWell this year is off to a GREAT start.", ">\n\n:( why did it have to be a Ukrainian grain ship … they need the god damn money and the world needs their god damn grain .", ">\n\nAnd why does China need Ukrainian grain?", ">\n\nSo people dont starve ?", ">\n\nI didn't realize that such a massive industrial country as China needs grain import to not starve.", ">\n\nFrom the article: “It is currently unclear to what extent canal traffic is affected.”\nPretty sure that means it is badly affected.", ">\n\nAlso from the article:\n\nCanal traffic is unaffected, the canal authority's chairman Osama Rabie said.", ">\n\nIm not even lying, they changed/updated the article and now its 4x as long with much more info. Thanks.", ">\n\nI actually thought something like that happened. I don't think you're lying! I mean, that would be a weird thing to lie about.", ">\n\nThese idiots can't captain ships for shit", ">\n\nUkraine still exporting to China . Unfuckin real", ">\n\nFor f sake can the US just pay Egypt to build a fing second line already. Pretty sure the US could have paid Egypt to build 12 canals from the last wreck and now here we are again. Seriously Egypt doesn't have the money so just pay for it already so we don't have months long shipping crisis every year.", ">\n\nThis ignores both the history of the existing canal and the current megaprojects unfolding in egypt", ">\n\nWe've got another one, folks! 🎉🎉🎉🎉 (On a serious note, FOR FUCK'S SAKE!)", ">\n\nOh god please, Not again.", ">\n\nI bet my new tote bag was on there.", ">\n\nOn a ship carrying grain from Ukraine to China?", ">\n\n\nCanal traffic is unaffected, the canal authority's chairman Osama Rabie said.", ">\n\nIt’s like deja vu all over again.", ">\n\nAgain?", ">\n\nJesus, not again.", ">\n\noh no... not again.", ">\n\nhaha, yes!\nround 2", ">\n\nOkay, who decided to put history on loop?", ">\n\nCan anyone linke some radar site for ships? So we can track how \"bad\" it is?", ">\n\nOh no, not again.", ">\n\nLet's gooooo!", ">\n\nWe don’t need no stinkin supply chain!", ">\n\nEvergreen 2?", ">\n\nThis was a good episode of The Truman Show.", ">\n\nDe ja vu" ]

[ "Here we go again...\nWhat do we do with a drunken sailor? What do we do we do with a drunken sailor? What do we do with a drunken sailor, early in the morning?", ">\n\nThrow em in the brig until they're sober", ">\n\nFeed 'em to the hungry rats for dinner.", ">\n\nAnd this is why I'll need to listen to the Drunken Whaler on repeat for some amount of time.", ">\n\nBetween this and the other things happening around the world it's like watching the events of the past 2-3 years replaying themselves.", ">\n\n\n\nSuez Canal blocked by a cargo ship ✅\n\n\nA high number of contagious tourists coming in from China ✅\n\n\nA defeated president's supporters storm a country's government buildings ✅\n\n\nYep, sounds familiar alright.", ">\n\nHistory repeats, no one learns from the past.", ">\n\nI just heard someone say, \"History doesn't repeat itself, but it does rhyme.\"", ">\n\nTime is a circle from a view except it's more like a staircase. And there's a shake at certain parts. \nHating the trudge upwards and always going around.", ">\n\nVonnegut or mcconaughey?", ">\n\n\"Canal traffic is unaffected, the canal authority's chairman Osama Rabie said.\"", ">\n\nCanal authority is what I call it when my wife bosses me around", ">\n\nNot again.", ">\n\nWhat next, a bowl of petunias?", ">\n\nWhat are you doing step-ship!?", ">\n\nI just need a quick tug.", ">\n\nHooray! Worldwide commerce meltdown again! Oh, wait, no, that one is bad...", ">\n\nSorry, no raises this year because that global thing that happened for a couple of days\n-Corporations", ">\n\nAlso, all of the products and services that aren't significantly impacted are going to receive price hikes regardless- which will stick around well-after the supply chain has normalized. Our ~~suckers~~ customers ~~are too dumb to notice~~ understand that our products and services have great value and we're always doing our best to stay competitive with the other sociopaths in the price-fixed industry.", ">\n\nDammit, again?", ">\n\n“Hey, I’ve seen this one! I’ve seen this one! This is a classic!”", ">\n\nAgain!?", ">\n\nYES! THEY PUT IT BACK!!!", ">\n\nImagine the captains face right now though. Just think. They all hope it won't be them, but it had to be someone.", ">\n\nI've already seen this season.", ">\n\n2023 writers getting lazy now.", ">\n\nI feel like I’ve heard this somewhere before…", ">\n\n:( why did it have to be a Ukrainian grain ship … they need the god damn money and the world needs their god damn grain .", ">\n\nAnd why does China need Ukrainian grain?", ">\n\nI’lll just leave this here.", ">\n\nThank you", ">\n\na.s.h.w.g.a.", ">\n\nThis should be interesting, 2023 off to a good start :)", ">\n\nLooks like a lousy remake of couple of previous years...", ">\n\nHave we even recover from the last?", ">\n\nI already saw this episode…", ">\n\nLet's gooooo.", ">\n\nThese idiots can't captain ships for shit", ">\n\nFrom the article: “It is currently unclear to what extent canal traffic is affected.”\nPretty sure that means it is badly affected.", ">\n\nAlso from the article:\n\nCanal traffic is unaffected, the canal authority's chairman Osama Rabie said.", ">\n\nIm not even lying, they changed/updated the article and now its 4x as long with much more info. Thanks.", ">\n\nI actually thought something like that happened. I don't think you're lying! I mean, that would be a weird thing to lie about.", ">\n\nFor f sake can the US just pay Egypt to build a fing second line already. Pretty sure the US could have paid Egypt to build 12 canals from the last wreck and now here we are again. Seriously Egypt doesn't have the money so just pay for it already so we don't have months long shipping crisis every year.", ">\n\nThis ignores both the history of the existing canal and the current megaprojects unfolding in egypt", ">\n\nWe've got another one, folks! 🎉🎉🎉🎉 (On a serious note, FOR FUCK'S SAKE!)", ">\n\nOh god please, Not again.", ">\n\nI bet my new tote bag was on there.", ">\n\nOn a ship carrying grain from Ukraine to China?", ">\n\n\nCanal traffic is unaffected, the canal authority's chairman Osama Rabie said.", ">\n\nIt’s like deja vu all over again.", ">\n\nAgain?", ">\n\nJesus, not again.", ">\n\noh no... not again.", ">\n\nhaha, yes!\nround 2", ">\n\nOkay, who decided to put history on loop?", ">\n\nCan anyone linke some radar site for ships? So we can track how \"bad\" it is?", ">\n\nOh no, not again.", ">\n\nLet's gooooo!", ">\n\nWe don’t need no stinkin supply chain!", ">\n\nEvergreen 2?", ">\n\nThis was a good episode of The Truman Show.", ">\n\nUkraine still exporting to China . Unfuckin real", ">\n\nGreat, now I will have to wait even longer for my container full of rubber dog poo", ">\n\nHere we go again...\nWhat do we do with a drunken sailor? What do we do we do with a drunken sailor? What do we do with a drunken sailor, early in the morning?", ">\n\nThrow em in the brig until they're sober", ">\n\nFeed 'em to the hungry rats for dinner.", ">\n\nPut them in bed with the captain's daughter", ">\n\nHave you seen the captain’s daughter (early in the morning)?", ">\n\nSober?", ">\n\nBetween this and the other things happening around the world it's like watching the events of the past 2-3 years replaying themselves.", ">\n\n\n\nShip stuck at the Suez Canal ✅\n\n\nA high number of contagious tourists coming in from China ✅\n\n\nA defeated president's supporters storm a country's government buildings ✅\n\n\nYep, sounds familiar alright.", ">\n\nHistory repeats, no one learns from the past.", ">\n\nI just heard someone say, \"History doesn't repeat itself, but it does rhyme.\"", ">\n\nRepeat Rap Battles of History! \n2020! Vs! 2023!\nBEGIN!", ">\n\nGreat now I gotta go listen to 40 ERBoH videos", ">\n\n\"Canal traffic is unaffected, the canal authority's chairman Osama Rabie said.\"", ">\n\nCanal authority is what I call it when my wife bosses me around", ">\n\nNo that one is without the C", ">\n\nNo, what you mean is when the morning coffee takes control", ">\n\nNot again.", ">\n\nWhat next, a bowl of petunias?", ">\n\n“Hey, I’ve seen this one! I’ve seen this one! This is a classic!”", ">\n\nWhat do you mean you’ve seen it, it’s brand new?", ">\n\nWhat are you doing step-ship!?", ">\n\nI just need a quick tug.", ">\n\nAgain!?", ">\n\nHooray! Worldwide commerce meltdown again! Oh, wait, no, that one is bad...", ">\n\nSorry, no raises this year because that global thing that happened for a couple of days\n-Corporations", ">\n\nAlso, all of the products and services that aren't significantly impacted are going to receive price hikes regardless- which will stick around well-after the supply chain has normalized. Our ~~suckers~~ customers ~~are too dumb to notice~~ understand that our products and services have great value and we're always doing our best to stay competitive with the other sociopaths in the price-fixed industry.", ">\n\nDammit, again?", ">\n\nYES! THEY PUT IT BACK!!!", ">\n\nThis should be interesting, 2023 off to a good start :)", ">\n\nLooks like a lousy remake of couple of previous years...", ">\n\nI've already seen this season.", ">\n\nI feel like I’ve heard this somewhere before…", ">\n\nSounds like no one read the article... They were able to get the ship unstuck, and it didn't sound like it caused any blockage. So nothing to worry about, and nothing like the last blockage.", ">\n\nImagine the captains face right now though. Just think. They all hope it won't be them, but it had to be someone.", ">\n\n2023 writers getting lazy now.", ">\n\nHave we even recover from the last?", ">\n\nI already saw this episode…", ">\n\nIt got up and left, why is everyone confused?", ">\n\nNobody asked for a sequel to Attack of the Crab Monsters (1957).", ">\n\nI’lll just leave this here.", ">\n\nThank you", ">\n\na.s.h.w.g.a.", ">\n\nLet's gooooo.", ">\n\nGreat, now I will have to wait even longer for my container full of rubber dog poo", ">\n\nIt has been resolved already: source", ">\n\nThis new is breaking!", ">\n\n*again", ">\n\nWell this year is off to a GREAT start.", ">\n\n:( why did it have to be a Ukrainian grain ship … they need the god damn money and the world needs their god damn grain .", ">\n\nAnd why does China need Ukrainian grain?", ">\n\nSo people dont starve ?", ">\n\nI didn't realize that such a massive industrial country as China needs grain import to not starve.", ">\n\nFrom the article: “It is currently unclear to what extent canal traffic is affected.”\nPretty sure that means it is badly affected.", ">\n\nAlso from the article:\n\nCanal traffic is unaffected, the canal authority's chairman Osama Rabie said.", ">\n\nIm not even lying, they changed/updated the article and now its 4x as long with much more info. Thanks.", ">\n\nI actually thought something like that happened. I don't think you're lying! I mean, that would be a weird thing to lie about.", ">\n\nThese idiots can't captain ships for shit", ">\n\nUkraine still exporting to China . Unfuckin real", ">\n\nFor f sake can the US just pay Egypt to build a fing second line already. Pretty sure the US could have paid Egypt to build 12 canals from the last wreck and now here we are again. Seriously Egypt doesn't have the money so just pay for it already so we don't have months long shipping crisis every year.", ">\n\nThis ignores both the history of the existing canal and the current megaprojects unfolding in egypt", ">\n\nWe've got another one, folks! 🎉🎉🎉🎉 (On a serious note, FOR FUCK'S SAKE!)", ">\n\nOh god please, Not again.", ">\n\nI bet my new tote bag was on there.", ">\n\nOn a ship carrying grain from Ukraine to China?", ">\n\n\nCanal traffic is unaffected, the canal authority's chairman Osama Rabie said.", ">\n\nIt’s like deja vu all over again.", ">\n\nAgain?", ">\n\nJesus, not again.", ">\n\noh no... not again.", ">\n\nhaha, yes!\nround 2", ">\n\nOkay, who decided to put history on loop?", ">\n\nCan anyone linke some radar site for ships? So we can track how \"bad\" it is?", ">\n\nOh no, not again.", ">\n\nLet's gooooo!", ">\n\nWe don’t need no stinkin supply chain!", ">\n\nEvergreen 2?", ">\n\nThis was a good episode of The Truman Show.", ">\n\nDe ja vu", ">\n\nLooks like they'll have to make it even wider for the influx of inexperienced shipping crews in the industry." ]

[ "Here we go again...\nWhat do we do with a drunken sailor? What do we do we do with a drunken sailor? What do we do with a drunken sailor, early in the morning?", ">\n\nThrow em in the brig until they're sober", ">\n\nFeed 'em to the hungry rats for dinner.", ">\n\nAnd this is why I'll need to listen to the Drunken Whaler on repeat for some amount of time.", ">\n\nBetween this and the other things happening around the world it's like watching the events of the past 2-3 years replaying themselves.", ">\n\n\n\nSuez Canal blocked by a cargo ship ✅\n\n\nA high number of contagious tourists coming in from China ✅\n\n\nA defeated president's supporters storm a country's government buildings ✅\n\n\nYep, sounds familiar alright.", ">\n\nHistory repeats, no one learns from the past.", ">\n\nI just heard someone say, \"History doesn't repeat itself, but it does rhyme.\"", ">\n\nTime is a circle from a view except it's more like a staircase. And there's a shake at certain parts. \nHating the trudge upwards and always going around.", ">\n\nVonnegut or mcconaughey?", ">\n\n\"Canal traffic is unaffected, the canal authority's chairman Osama Rabie said.\"", ">\n\nCanal authority is what I call it when my wife bosses me around", ">\n\nNot again.", ">\n\nWhat next, a bowl of petunias?", ">\n\nWhat are you doing step-ship!?", ">\n\nI just need a quick tug.", ">\n\nHooray! Worldwide commerce meltdown again! Oh, wait, no, that one is bad...", ">\n\nSorry, no raises this year because that global thing that happened for a couple of days\n-Corporations", ">\n\nAlso, all of the products and services that aren't significantly impacted are going to receive price hikes regardless- which will stick around well-after the supply chain has normalized. Our ~~suckers~~ customers ~~are too dumb to notice~~ understand that our products and services have great value and we're always doing our best to stay competitive with the other sociopaths in the price-fixed industry.", ">\n\nDammit, again?", ">\n\n“Hey, I’ve seen this one! I’ve seen this one! This is a classic!”", ">\n\nAgain!?", ">\n\nYES! THEY PUT IT BACK!!!", ">\n\nImagine the captains face right now though. Just think. They all hope it won't be them, but it had to be someone.", ">\n\nI've already seen this season.", ">\n\n2023 writers getting lazy now.", ">\n\nI feel like I’ve heard this somewhere before…", ">\n\n:( why did it have to be a Ukrainian grain ship … they need the god damn money and the world needs their god damn grain .", ">\n\nAnd why does China need Ukrainian grain?", ">\n\nI’lll just leave this here.", ">\n\nThank you", ">\n\na.s.h.w.g.a.", ">\n\nThis should be interesting, 2023 off to a good start :)", ">\n\nLooks like a lousy remake of couple of previous years...", ">\n\nHave we even recover from the last?", ">\n\nI already saw this episode…", ">\n\nLet's gooooo.", ">\n\nThese idiots can't captain ships for shit", ">\n\nFrom the article: “It is currently unclear to what extent canal traffic is affected.”\nPretty sure that means it is badly affected.", ">\n\nAlso from the article:\n\nCanal traffic is unaffected, the canal authority's chairman Osama Rabie said.", ">\n\nIm not even lying, they changed/updated the article and now its 4x as long with much more info. Thanks.", ">\n\nI actually thought something like that happened. I don't think you're lying! I mean, that would be a weird thing to lie about.", ">\n\nFor f sake can the US just pay Egypt to build a fing second line already. Pretty sure the US could have paid Egypt to build 12 canals from the last wreck and now here we are again. Seriously Egypt doesn't have the money so just pay for it already so we don't have months long shipping crisis every year.", ">\n\nThis ignores both the history of the existing canal and the current megaprojects unfolding in egypt", ">\n\nWe've got another one, folks! 🎉🎉🎉🎉 (On a serious note, FOR FUCK'S SAKE!)", ">\n\nOh god please, Not again.", ">\n\nI bet my new tote bag was on there.", ">\n\nOn a ship carrying grain from Ukraine to China?", ">\n\n\nCanal traffic is unaffected, the canal authority's chairman Osama Rabie said.", ">\n\nIt’s like deja vu all over again.", ">\n\nAgain?", ">\n\nJesus, not again.", ">\n\noh no... not again.", ">\n\nhaha, yes!\nround 2", ">\n\nOkay, who decided to put history on loop?", ">\n\nCan anyone linke some radar site for ships? So we can track how \"bad\" it is?", ">\n\nOh no, not again.", ">\n\nLet's gooooo!", ">\n\nWe don’t need no stinkin supply chain!", ">\n\nEvergreen 2?", ">\n\nThis was a good episode of The Truman Show.", ">\n\nUkraine still exporting to China . Unfuckin real", ">\n\nGreat, now I will have to wait even longer for my container full of rubber dog poo", ">\n\nHere we go again...\nWhat do we do with a drunken sailor? What do we do we do with a drunken sailor? What do we do with a drunken sailor, early in the morning?", ">\n\nThrow em in the brig until they're sober", ">\n\nFeed 'em to the hungry rats for dinner.", ">\n\nPut them in bed with the captain's daughter", ">\n\nHave you seen the captain’s daughter (early in the morning)?", ">\n\nSober?", ">\n\nBetween this and the other things happening around the world it's like watching the events of the past 2-3 years replaying themselves.", ">\n\n\n\nShip stuck at the Suez Canal ✅\n\n\nA high number of contagious tourists coming in from China ✅\n\n\nA defeated president's supporters storm a country's government buildings ✅\n\n\nYep, sounds familiar alright.", ">\n\nHistory repeats, no one learns from the past.", ">\n\nI just heard someone say, \"History doesn't repeat itself, but it does rhyme.\"", ">\n\nRepeat Rap Battles of History! \n2020! Vs! 2023!\nBEGIN!", ">\n\nGreat now I gotta go listen to 40 ERBoH videos", ">\n\n\"Canal traffic is unaffected, the canal authority's chairman Osama Rabie said.\"", ">\n\nCanal authority is what I call it when my wife bosses me around", ">\n\nNo that one is without the C", ">\n\nNo, what you mean is when the morning coffee takes control", ">\n\nNot again.", ">\n\nWhat next, a bowl of petunias?", ">\n\n“Hey, I’ve seen this one! I’ve seen this one! This is a classic!”", ">\n\nWhat do you mean you’ve seen it, it’s brand new?", ">\n\nWhat are you doing step-ship!?", ">\n\nI just need a quick tug.", ">\n\nAgain!?", ">\n\nHooray! Worldwide commerce meltdown again! Oh, wait, no, that one is bad...", ">\n\nSorry, no raises this year because that global thing that happened for a couple of days\n-Corporations", ">\n\nAlso, all of the products and services that aren't significantly impacted are going to receive price hikes regardless- which will stick around well-after the supply chain has normalized. Our ~~suckers~~ customers ~~are too dumb to notice~~ understand that our products and services have great value and we're always doing our best to stay competitive with the other sociopaths in the price-fixed industry.", ">\n\nDammit, again?", ">\n\nYES! THEY PUT IT BACK!!!", ">\n\nThis should be interesting, 2023 off to a good start :)", ">\n\nLooks like a lousy remake of couple of previous years...", ">\n\nI've already seen this season.", ">\n\nI feel like I’ve heard this somewhere before…", ">\n\nSounds like no one read the article... They were able to get the ship unstuck, and it didn't sound like it caused any blockage. So nothing to worry about, and nothing like the last blockage.", ">\n\nImagine the captains face right now though. Just think. They all hope it won't be them, but it had to be someone.", ">\n\n2023 writers getting lazy now.", ">\n\nHave we even recover from the last?", ">\n\nI already saw this episode…", ">\n\nIt got up and left, why is everyone confused?", ">\n\nNobody asked for a sequel to Attack of the Crab Monsters (1957).", ">\n\nI’lll just leave this here.", ">\n\nThank you", ">\n\na.s.h.w.g.a.", ">\n\nLet's gooooo.", ">\n\nGreat, now I will have to wait even longer for my container full of rubber dog poo", ">\n\nIt has been resolved already: source", ">\n\nThis new is breaking!", ">\n\n*again", ">\n\nWell this year is off to a GREAT start.", ">\n\n:( why did it have to be a Ukrainian grain ship … they need the god damn money and the world needs their god damn grain .", ">\n\nAnd why does China need Ukrainian grain?", ">\n\nSo people dont starve ?", ">\n\nI didn't realize that such a massive industrial country as China needs grain import to not starve.", ">\n\nFrom the article: “It is currently unclear to what extent canal traffic is affected.”\nPretty sure that means it is badly affected.", ">\n\nAlso from the article:\n\nCanal traffic is unaffected, the canal authority's chairman Osama Rabie said.", ">\n\nIm not even lying, they changed/updated the article and now its 4x as long with much more info. Thanks.", ">\n\nI actually thought something like that happened. I don't think you're lying! I mean, that would be a weird thing to lie about.", ">\n\nThese idiots can't captain ships for shit", ">\n\nUkraine still exporting to China . Unfuckin real", ">\n\nFor f sake can the US just pay Egypt to build a fing second line already. Pretty sure the US could have paid Egypt to build 12 canals from the last wreck and now here we are again. Seriously Egypt doesn't have the money so just pay for it already so we don't have months long shipping crisis every year.", ">\n\nThis ignores both the history of the existing canal and the current megaprojects unfolding in egypt", ">\n\nWe've got another one, folks! 🎉🎉🎉🎉 (On a serious note, FOR FUCK'S SAKE!)", ">\n\nOh god please, Not again.", ">\n\nI bet my new tote bag was on there.", ">\n\nOn a ship carrying grain from Ukraine to China?", ">\n\n\nCanal traffic is unaffected, the canal authority's chairman Osama Rabie said.", ">\n\nIt’s like deja vu all over again.", ">\n\nAgain?", ">\n\nJesus, not again.", ">\n\noh no... not again.", ">\n\nhaha, yes!\nround 2", ">\n\nOkay, who decided to put history on loop?", ">\n\nCan anyone linke some radar site for ships? So we can track how \"bad\" it is?", ">\n\nOh no, not again.", ">\n\nLet's gooooo!", ">\n\nWe don’t need no stinkin supply chain!", ">\n\nEvergreen 2?", ">\n\nThis was a good episode of The Truman Show.", ">\n\nDe ja vu", ">\n\nLooks like they'll have to make it even wider for the influx of inexperienced shipping crews in the industry.", ">\n\nDeja Vu anyone?" ]

[ "Here we go again...\nWhat do we do with a drunken sailor? What do we do we do with a drunken sailor? What do we do with a drunken sailor, early in the morning?", ">\n\nThrow em in the brig until they're sober", ">\n\nFeed 'em to the hungry rats for dinner.", ">\n\nAnd this is why I'll need to listen to the Drunken Whaler on repeat for some amount of time.", ">\n\nBetween this and the other things happening around the world it's like watching the events of the past 2-3 years replaying themselves.", ">\n\n\n\nSuez Canal blocked by a cargo ship ✅\n\n\nA high number of contagious tourists coming in from China ✅\n\n\nA defeated president's supporters storm a country's government buildings ✅\n\n\nYep, sounds familiar alright.", ">\n\nHistory repeats, no one learns from the past.", ">\n\nI just heard someone say, \"History doesn't repeat itself, but it does rhyme.\"", ">\n\nTime is a circle from a view except it's more like a staircase. And there's a shake at certain parts. \nHating the trudge upwards and always going around.", ">\n\nVonnegut or mcconaughey?", ">\n\n\"Canal traffic is unaffected, the canal authority's chairman Osama Rabie said.\"", ">\n\nCanal authority is what I call it when my wife bosses me around", ">\n\nNot again.", ">\n\nWhat next, a bowl of petunias?", ">\n\nWhat are you doing step-ship!?", ">\n\nI just need a quick tug.", ">\n\nHooray! Worldwide commerce meltdown again! Oh, wait, no, that one is bad...", ">\n\nSorry, no raises this year because that global thing that happened for a couple of days\n-Corporations", ">\n\nAlso, all of the products and services that aren't significantly impacted are going to receive price hikes regardless- which will stick around well-after the supply chain has normalized. Our ~~suckers~~ customers ~~are too dumb to notice~~ understand that our products and services have great value and we're always doing our best to stay competitive with the other sociopaths in the price-fixed industry.", ">\n\nDammit, again?", ">\n\n“Hey, I’ve seen this one! I’ve seen this one! This is a classic!”", ">\n\nAgain!?", ">\n\nYES! THEY PUT IT BACK!!!", ">\n\nImagine the captains face right now though. Just think. They all hope it won't be them, but it had to be someone.", ">\n\nI've already seen this season.", ">\n\n2023 writers getting lazy now.", ">\n\nI feel like I’ve heard this somewhere before…", ">\n\n:( why did it have to be a Ukrainian grain ship … they need the god damn money and the world needs their god damn grain .", ">\n\nAnd why does China need Ukrainian grain?", ">\n\nI’lll just leave this here.", ">\n\nThank you", ">\n\na.s.h.w.g.a.", ">\n\nThis should be interesting, 2023 off to a good start :)", ">\n\nLooks like a lousy remake of couple of previous years...", ">\n\nHave we even recover from the last?", ">\n\nI already saw this episode…", ">\n\nLet's gooooo.", ">\n\nThese idiots can't captain ships for shit", ">\n\nFrom the article: “It is currently unclear to what extent canal traffic is affected.”\nPretty sure that means it is badly affected.", ">\n\nAlso from the article:\n\nCanal traffic is unaffected, the canal authority's chairman Osama Rabie said.", ">\n\nIm not even lying, they changed/updated the article and now its 4x as long with much more info. Thanks.", ">\n\nI actually thought something like that happened. I don't think you're lying! I mean, that would be a weird thing to lie about.", ">\n\nFor f sake can the US just pay Egypt to build a fing second line already. Pretty sure the US could have paid Egypt to build 12 canals from the last wreck and now here we are again. Seriously Egypt doesn't have the money so just pay for it already so we don't have months long shipping crisis every year.", ">\n\nThis ignores both the history of the existing canal and the current megaprojects unfolding in egypt", ">\n\nWe've got another one, folks! 🎉🎉🎉🎉 (On a serious note, FOR FUCK'S SAKE!)", ">\n\nOh god please, Not again.", ">\n\nI bet my new tote bag was on there.", ">\n\nOn a ship carrying grain from Ukraine to China?", ">\n\n\nCanal traffic is unaffected, the canal authority's chairman Osama Rabie said.", ">\n\nIt’s like deja vu all over again.", ">\n\nAgain?", ">\n\nJesus, not again.", ">\n\noh no... not again.", ">\n\nhaha, yes!\nround 2", ">\n\nOkay, who decided to put history on loop?", ">\n\nCan anyone linke some radar site for ships? So we can track how \"bad\" it is?", ">\n\nOh no, not again.", ">\n\nLet's gooooo!", ">\n\nWe don’t need no stinkin supply chain!", ">\n\nEvergreen 2?", ">\n\nThis was a good episode of The Truman Show.", ">\n\nUkraine still exporting to China . Unfuckin real", ">\n\nGreat, now I will have to wait even longer for my container full of rubber dog poo", ">\n\nHere we go again...\nWhat do we do with a drunken sailor? What do we do we do with a drunken sailor? What do we do with a drunken sailor, early in the morning?", ">\n\nThrow em in the brig until they're sober", ">\n\nFeed 'em to the hungry rats for dinner.", ">\n\nPut them in bed with the captain's daughter", ">\n\nHave you seen the captain’s daughter (early in the morning)?", ">\n\nSober?", ">\n\nBetween this and the other things happening around the world it's like watching the events of the past 2-3 years replaying themselves.", ">\n\n\n\nShip stuck at the Suez Canal ✅\n\n\nA high number of contagious tourists coming in from China ✅\n\n\nA defeated president's supporters storm a country's government buildings ✅\n\n\nYep, sounds familiar alright.", ">\n\nHistory repeats, no one learns from the past.", ">\n\nI just heard someone say, \"History doesn't repeat itself, but it does rhyme.\"", ">\n\nRepeat Rap Battles of History! \n2020! Vs! 2023!\nBEGIN!", ">\n\nGreat now I gotta go listen to 40 ERBoH videos", ">\n\n\"Canal traffic is unaffected, the canal authority's chairman Osama Rabie said.\"", ">\n\nCanal authority is what I call it when my wife bosses me around", ">\n\nNo that one is without the C", ">\n\nNo, what you mean is when the morning coffee takes control", ">\n\nNot again.", ">\n\nWhat next, a bowl of petunias?", ">\n\n“Hey, I’ve seen this one! I’ve seen this one! This is a classic!”", ">\n\nWhat do you mean you’ve seen it, it’s brand new?", ">\n\nWhat are you doing step-ship!?", ">\n\nI just need a quick tug.", ">\n\nAgain!?", ">\n\nHooray! Worldwide commerce meltdown again! Oh, wait, no, that one is bad...", ">\n\nSorry, no raises this year because that global thing that happened for a couple of days\n-Corporations", ">\n\nAlso, all of the products and services that aren't significantly impacted are going to receive price hikes regardless- which will stick around well-after the supply chain has normalized. Our ~~suckers~~ customers ~~are too dumb to notice~~ understand that our products and services have great value and we're always doing our best to stay competitive with the other sociopaths in the price-fixed industry.", ">\n\nDammit, again?", ">\n\nYES! THEY PUT IT BACK!!!", ">\n\nThis should be interesting, 2023 off to a good start :)", ">\n\nLooks like a lousy remake of couple of previous years...", ">\n\nI've already seen this season.", ">\n\nI feel like I’ve heard this somewhere before…", ">\n\nSounds like no one read the article... They were able to get the ship unstuck, and it didn't sound like it caused any blockage. So nothing to worry about, and nothing like the last blockage.", ">\n\nImagine the captains face right now though. Just think. They all hope it won't be them, but it had to be someone.", ">\n\n2023 writers getting lazy now.", ">\n\nHave we even recover from the last?", ">\n\nI already saw this episode…", ">\n\nIt got up and left, why is everyone confused?", ">\n\nNobody asked for a sequel to Attack of the Crab Monsters (1957).", ">\n\nI’lll just leave this here.", ">\n\nThank you", ">\n\na.s.h.w.g.a.", ">\n\nLet's gooooo.", ">\n\nGreat, now I will have to wait even longer for my container full of rubber dog poo", ">\n\nIt has been resolved already: source", ">\n\nThis new is breaking!", ">\n\n*again", ">\n\nWell this year is off to a GREAT start.", ">\n\n:( why did it have to be a Ukrainian grain ship … they need the god damn money and the world needs their god damn grain .", ">\n\nAnd why does China need Ukrainian grain?", ">\n\nSo people dont starve ?", ">\n\nI didn't realize that such a massive industrial country as China needs grain import to not starve.", ">\n\nFrom the article: “It is currently unclear to what extent canal traffic is affected.”\nPretty sure that means it is badly affected.", ">\n\nAlso from the article:\n\nCanal traffic is unaffected, the canal authority's chairman Osama Rabie said.", ">\n\nIm not even lying, they changed/updated the article and now its 4x as long with much more info. Thanks.", ">\n\nI actually thought something like that happened. I don't think you're lying! I mean, that would be a weird thing to lie about.", ">\n\nThese idiots can't captain ships for shit", ">\n\nUkraine still exporting to China . Unfuckin real", ">\n\nFor f sake can the US just pay Egypt to build a fing second line already. Pretty sure the US could have paid Egypt to build 12 canals from the last wreck and now here we are again. Seriously Egypt doesn't have the money so just pay for it already so we don't have months long shipping crisis every year.", ">\n\nThis ignores both the history of the existing canal and the current megaprojects unfolding in egypt", ">\n\nWe've got another one, folks! 🎉🎉🎉🎉 (On a serious note, FOR FUCK'S SAKE!)", ">\n\nOh god please, Not again.", ">\n\nI bet my new tote bag was on there.", ">\n\nOn a ship carrying grain from Ukraine to China?", ">\n\n\nCanal traffic is unaffected, the canal authority's chairman Osama Rabie said.", ">\n\nIt’s like deja vu all over again.", ">\n\nAgain?", ">\n\nJesus, not again.", ">\n\noh no... not again.", ">\n\nhaha, yes!\nround 2", ">\n\nOkay, who decided to put history on loop?", ">\n\nCan anyone linke some radar site for ships? So we can track how \"bad\" it is?", ">\n\nOh no, not again.", ">\n\nLet's gooooo!", ">\n\nWe don’t need no stinkin supply chain!", ">\n\nEvergreen 2?", ">\n\nThis was a good episode of The Truman Show.", ">\n\nDe ja vu", ">\n\nLooks like they'll have to make it even wider for the influx of inexperienced shipping crews in the industry.", ">\n\nDeja Vu anyone?", ">\n\nSeriously, how often does this happens?" ]

[ "Here we go again...\nWhat do we do with a drunken sailor? What do we do we do with a drunken sailor? What do we do with a drunken sailor, early in the morning?", ">\n\nThrow em in the brig until they're sober", ">\n\nFeed 'em to the hungry rats for dinner.", ">\n\nAnd this is why I'll need to listen to the Drunken Whaler on repeat for some amount of time.", ">\n\nBetween this and the other things happening around the world it's like watching the events of the past 2-3 years replaying themselves.", ">\n\n\n\nSuez Canal blocked by a cargo ship ✅\n\n\nA high number of contagious tourists coming in from China ✅\n\n\nA defeated president's supporters storm a country's government buildings ✅\n\n\nYep, sounds familiar alright.", ">\n\nHistory repeats, no one learns from the past.", ">\n\nI just heard someone say, \"History doesn't repeat itself, but it does rhyme.\"", ">\n\nTime is a circle from a view except it's more like a staircase. And there's a shake at certain parts. \nHating the trudge upwards and always going around.", ">\n\nVonnegut or mcconaughey?", ">\n\n\"Canal traffic is unaffected, the canal authority's chairman Osama Rabie said.\"", ">\n\nCanal authority is what I call it when my wife bosses me around", ">\n\nNot again.", ">\n\nWhat next, a bowl of petunias?", ">\n\nWhat are you doing step-ship!?", ">\n\nI just need a quick tug.", ">\n\nHooray! Worldwide commerce meltdown again! Oh, wait, no, that one is bad...", ">\n\nSorry, no raises this year because that global thing that happened for a couple of days\n-Corporations", ">\n\nAlso, all of the products and services that aren't significantly impacted are going to receive price hikes regardless- which will stick around well-after the supply chain has normalized. Our ~~suckers~~ customers ~~are too dumb to notice~~ understand that our products and services have great value and we're always doing our best to stay competitive with the other sociopaths in the price-fixed industry.", ">\n\nDammit, again?", ">\n\n“Hey, I’ve seen this one! I’ve seen this one! This is a classic!”", ">\n\nAgain!?", ">\n\nYES! THEY PUT IT BACK!!!", ">\n\nImagine the captains face right now though. Just think. They all hope it won't be them, but it had to be someone.", ">\n\nI've already seen this season.", ">\n\n2023 writers getting lazy now.", ">\n\nI feel like I’ve heard this somewhere before…", ">\n\n:( why did it have to be a Ukrainian grain ship … they need the god damn money and the world needs their god damn grain .", ">\n\nAnd why does China need Ukrainian grain?", ">\n\nI’lll just leave this here.", ">\n\nThank you", ">\n\na.s.h.w.g.a.", ">\n\nThis should be interesting, 2023 off to a good start :)", ">\n\nLooks like a lousy remake of couple of previous years...", ">\n\nHave we even recover from the last?", ">\n\nI already saw this episode…", ">\n\nLet's gooooo.", ">\n\nThese idiots can't captain ships for shit", ">\n\nFrom the article: “It is currently unclear to what extent canal traffic is affected.”\nPretty sure that means it is badly affected.", ">\n\nAlso from the article:\n\nCanal traffic is unaffected, the canal authority's chairman Osama Rabie said.", ">\n\nIm not even lying, they changed/updated the article and now its 4x as long with much more info. Thanks.", ">\n\nI actually thought something like that happened. I don't think you're lying! I mean, that would be a weird thing to lie about.", ">\n\nFor f sake can the US just pay Egypt to build a fing second line already. Pretty sure the US could have paid Egypt to build 12 canals from the last wreck and now here we are again. Seriously Egypt doesn't have the money so just pay for it already so we don't have months long shipping crisis every year.", ">\n\nThis ignores both the history of the existing canal and the current megaprojects unfolding in egypt", ">\n\nWe've got another one, folks! 🎉🎉🎉🎉 (On a serious note, FOR FUCK'S SAKE!)", ">\n\nOh god please, Not again.", ">\n\nI bet my new tote bag was on there.", ">\n\nOn a ship carrying grain from Ukraine to China?", ">\n\n\nCanal traffic is unaffected, the canal authority's chairman Osama Rabie said.", ">\n\nIt’s like deja vu all over again.", ">\n\nAgain?", ">\n\nJesus, not again.", ">\n\noh no... not again.", ">\n\nhaha, yes!\nround 2", ">\n\nOkay, who decided to put history on loop?", ">\n\nCan anyone linke some radar site for ships? So we can track how \"bad\" it is?", ">\n\nOh no, not again.", ">\n\nLet's gooooo!", ">\n\nWe don’t need no stinkin supply chain!", ">\n\nEvergreen 2?", ">\n\nThis was a good episode of The Truman Show.", ">\n\nUkraine still exporting to China . Unfuckin real", ">\n\nGreat, now I will have to wait even longer for my container full of rubber dog poo", ">\n\nHere we go again...\nWhat do we do with a drunken sailor? What do we do we do with a drunken sailor? What do we do with a drunken sailor, early in the morning?", ">\n\nThrow em in the brig until they're sober", ">\n\nFeed 'em to the hungry rats for dinner.", ">\n\nPut them in bed with the captain's daughter", ">\n\nHave you seen the captain’s daughter (early in the morning)?", ">\n\nSober?", ">\n\nBetween this and the other things happening around the world it's like watching the events of the past 2-3 years replaying themselves.", ">\n\n\n\nShip stuck at the Suez Canal ✅\n\n\nA high number of contagious tourists coming in from China ✅\n\n\nA defeated president's supporters storm a country's government buildings ✅\n\n\nYep, sounds familiar alright.", ">\n\nHistory repeats, no one learns from the past.", ">\n\nI just heard someone say, \"History doesn't repeat itself, but it does rhyme.\"", ">\n\nRepeat Rap Battles of History! \n2020! Vs! 2023!\nBEGIN!", ">\n\nGreat now I gotta go listen to 40 ERBoH videos", ">\n\n\"Canal traffic is unaffected, the canal authority's chairman Osama Rabie said.\"", ">\n\nCanal authority is what I call it when my wife bosses me around", ">\n\nNo that one is without the C", ">\n\nNo, what you mean is when the morning coffee takes control", ">\n\nNot again.", ">\n\nWhat next, a bowl of petunias?", ">\n\n“Hey, I’ve seen this one! I’ve seen this one! This is a classic!”", ">\n\nWhat do you mean you’ve seen it, it’s brand new?", ">\n\nWhat are you doing step-ship!?", ">\n\nI just need a quick tug.", ">\n\nAgain!?", ">\n\nHooray! Worldwide commerce meltdown again! Oh, wait, no, that one is bad...", ">\n\nSorry, no raises this year because that global thing that happened for a couple of days\n-Corporations", ">\n\nAlso, all of the products and services that aren't significantly impacted are going to receive price hikes regardless- which will stick around well-after the supply chain has normalized. Our ~~suckers~~ customers ~~are too dumb to notice~~ understand that our products and services have great value and we're always doing our best to stay competitive with the other sociopaths in the price-fixed industry.", ">\n\nDammit, again?", ">\n\nYES! THEY PUT IT BACK!!!", ">\n\nThis should be interesting, 2023 off to a good start :)", ">\n\nLooks like a lousy remake of couple of previous years...", ">\n\nI've already seen this season.", ">\n\nI feel like I’ve heard this somewhere before…", ">\n\nSounds like no one read the article... They were able to get the ship unstuck, and it didn't sound like it caused any blockage. So nothing to worry about, and nothing like the last blockage.", ">\n\nImagine the captains face right now though. Just think. They all hope it won't be them, but it had to be someone.", ">\n\n2023 writers getting lazy now.", ">\n\nHave we even recover from the last?", ">\n\nI already saw this episode…", ">\n\nIt got up and left, why is everyone confused?", ">\n\nNobody asked for a sequel to Attack of the Crab Monsters (1957).", ">\n\nI’lll just leave this here.", ">\n\nThank you", ">\n\na.s.h.w.g.a.", ">\n\nLet's gooooo.", ">\n\nGreat, now I will have to wait even longer for my container full of rubber dog poo", ">\n\nIt has been resolved already: source", ">\n\nThis new is breaking!", ">\n\n*again", ">\n\nWell this year is off to a GREAT start.", ">\n\n:( why did it have to be a Ukrainian grain ship … they need the god damn money and the world needs their god damn grain .", ">\n\nAnd why does China need Ukrainian grain?", ">\n\nSo people dont starve ?", ">\n\nI didn't realize that such a massive industrial country as China needs grain import to not starve.", ">\n\nFrom the article: “It is currently unclear to what extent canal traffic is affected.”\nPretty sure that means it is badly affected.", ">\n\nAlso from the article:\n\nCanal traffic is unaffected, the canal authority's chairman Osama Rabie said.", ">\n\nIm not even lying, they changed/updated the article and now its 4x as long with much more info. Thanks.", ">\n\nI actually thought something like that happened. I don't think you're lying! I mean, that would be a weird thing to lie about.", ">\n\nThese idiots can't captain ships for shit", ">\n\nUkraine still exporting to China . Unfuckin real", ">\n\nFor f sake can the US just pay Egypt to build a fing second line already. Pretty sure the US could have paid Egypt to build 12 canals from the last wreck and now here we are again. Seriously Egypt doesn't have the money so just pay for it already so we don't have months long shipping crisis every year.", ">\n\nThis ignores both the history of the existing canal and the current megaprojects unfolding in egypt", ">\n\nWe've got another one, folks! 🎉🎉🎉🎉 (On a serious note, FOR FUCK'S SAKE!)", ">\n\nOh god please, Not again.", ">\n\nI bet my new tote bag was on there.", ">\n\nOn a ship carrying grain from Ukraine to China?", ">\n\n\nCanal traffic is unaffected, the canal authority's chairman Osama Rabie said.", ">\n\nIt’s like deja vu all over again.", ">\n\nAgain?", ">\n\nJesus, not again.", ">\n\noh no... not again.", ">\n\nhaha, yes!\nround 2", ">\n\nOkay, who decided to put history on loop?", ">\n\nCan anyone linke some radar site for ships? So we can track how \"bad\" it is?", ">\n\nOh no, not again.", ">\n\nLet's gooooo!", ">\n\nWe don’t need no stinkin supply chain!", ">\n\nEvergreen 2?", ">\n\nThis was a good episode of The Truman Show.", ">\n\nDe ja vu", ">\n\nLooks like they'll have to make it even wider for the influx of inexperienced shipping crews in the industry.", ">\n\nDeja Vu anyone?", ">\n\nSeriously, how often does this happens?", ">\n\nAgain?" ]

[ "Here we go again...\nWhat do we do with a drunken sailor? What do we do we do with a drunken sailor? What do we do with a drunken sailor, early in the morning?", ">\n\nThrow em in the brig until they're sober", ">\n\nFeed 'em to the hungry rats for dinner.", ">\n\nAnd this is why I'll need to listen to the Drunken Whaler on repeat for some amount of time.", ">\n\nBetween this and the other things happening around the world it's like watching the events of the past 2-3 years replaying themselves.", ">\n\n\n\nSuez Canal blocked by a cargo ship ✅\n\n\nA high number of contagious tourists coming in from China ✅\n\n\nA defeated president's supporters storm a country's government buildings ✅\n\n\nYep, sounds familiar alright.", ">\n\nHistory repeats, no one learns from the past.", ">\n\nI just heard someone say, \"History doesn't repeat itself, but it does rhyme.\"", ">\n\nTime is a circle from a view except it's more like a staircase. And there's a shake at certain parts. \nHating the trudge upwards and always going around.", ">\n\nVonnegut or mcconaughey?", ">\n\n\"Canal traffic is unaffected, the canal authority's chairman Osama Rabie said.\"", ">\n\nCanal authority is what I call it when my wife bosses me around", ">\n\nNot again.", ">\n\nWhat next, a bowl of petunias?", ">\n\nWhat are you doing step-ship!?", ">\n\nI just need a quick tug.", ">\n\nHooray! Worldwide commerce meltdown again! Oh, wait, no, that one is bad...", ">\n\nSorry, no raises this year because that global thing that happened for a couple of days\n-Corporations", ">\n\nAlso, all of the products and services that aren't significantly impacted are going to receive price hikes regardless- which will stick around well-after the supply chain has normalized. Our ~~suckers~~ customers ~~are too dumb to notice~~ understand that our products and services have great value and we're always doing our best to stay competitive with the other sociopaths in the price-fixed industry.", ">\n\nDammit, again?", ">\n\n“Hey, I’ve seen this one! I’ve seen this one! This is a classic!”", ">\n\nAgain!?", ">\n\nYES! THEY PUT IT BACK!!!", ">\n\nImagine the captains face right now though. Just think. They all hope it won't be them, but it had to be someone.", ">\n\nI've already seen this season.", ">\n\n2023 writers getting lazy now.", ">\n\nI feel like I’ve heard this somewhere before…", ">\n\n:( why did it have to be a Ukrainian grain ship … they need the god damn money and the world needs their god damn grain .", ">\n\nAnd why does China need Ukrainian grain?", ">\n\nI’lll just leave this here.", ">\n\nThank you", ">\n\na.s.h.w.g.a.", ">\n\nThis should be interesting, 2023 off to a good start :)", ">\n\nLooks like a lousy remake of couple of previous years...", ">\n\nHave we even recover from the last?", ">\n\nI already saw this episode…", ">\n\nLet's gooooo.", ">\n\nThese idiots can't captain ships for shit", ">\n\nFrom the article: “It is currently unclear to what extent canal traffic is affected.”\nPretty sure that means it is badly affected.", ">\n\nAlso from the article:\n\nCanal traffic is unaffected, the canal authority's chairman Osama Rabie said.", ">\n\nIm not even lying, they changed/updated the article and now its 4x as long with much more info. Thanks.", ">\n\nI actually thought something like that happened. I don't think you're lying! I mean, that would be a weird thing to lie about.", ">\n\nFor f sake can the US just pay Egypt to build a fing second line already. Pretty sure the US could have paid Egypt to build 12 canals from the last wreck and now here we are again. Seriously Egypt doesn't have the money so just pay for it already so we don't have months long shipping crisis every year.", ">\n\nThis ignores both the history of the existing canal and the current megaprojects unfolding in egypt", ">\n\nWe've got another one, folks! 🎉🎉🎉🎉 (On a serious note, FOR FUCK'S SAKE!)", ">\n\nOh god please, Not again.", ">\n\nI bet my new tote bag was on there.", ">\n\nOn a ship carrying grain from Ukraine to China?", ">\n\n\nCanal traffic is unaffected, the canal authority's chairman Osama Rabie said.", ">\n\nIt’s like deja vu all over again.", ">\n\nAgain?", ">\n\nJesus, not again.", ">\n\noh no... not again.", ">\n\nhaha, yes!\nround 2", ">\n\nOkay, who decided to put history on loop?", ">\n\nCan anyone linke some radar site for ships? So we can track how \"bad\" it is?", ">\n\nOh no, not again.", ">\n\nLet's gooooo!", ">\n\nWe don’t need no stinkin supply chain!", ">\n\nEvergreen 2?", ">\n\nThis was a good episode of The Truman Show.", ">\n\nUkraine still exporting to China . Unfuckin real", ">\n\nGreat, now I will have to wait even longer for my container full of rubber dog poo", ">\n\nHere we go again...\nWhat do we do with a drunken sailor? What do we do we do with a drunken sailor? What do we do with a drunken sailor, early in the morning?", ">\n\nThrow em in the brig until they're sober", ">\n\nFeed 'em to the hungry rats for dinner.", ">\n\nPut them in bed with the captain's daughter", ">\n\nHave you seen the captain’s daughter (early in the morning)?", ">\n\nSober?", ">\n\nBetween this and the other things happening around the world it's like watching the events of the past 2-3 years replaying themselves.", ">\n\n\n\nShip stuck at the Suez Canal ✅\n\n\nA high number of contagious tourists coming in from China ✅\n\n\nA defeated president's supporters storm a country's government buildings ✅\n\n\nYep, sounds familiar alright.", ">\n\nHistory repeats, no one learns from the past.", ">\n\nI just heard someone say, \"History doesn't repeat itself, but it does rhyme.\"", ">\n\nRepeat Rap Battles of History! \n2020! Vs! 2023!\nBEGIN!", ">\n\nGreat now I gotta go listen to 40 ERBoH videos", ">\n\n\"Canal traffic is unaffected, the canal authority's chairman Osama Rabie said.\"", ">\n\nCanal authority is what I call it when my wife bosses me around", ">\n\nNo that one is without the C", ">\n\nNo, what you mean is when the morning coffee takes control", ">\n\nNot again.", ">\n\nWhat next, a bowl of petunias?", ">\n\n“Hey, I’ve seen this one! I’ve seen this one! This is a classic!”", ">\n\nWhat do you mean you’ve seen it, it’s brand new?", ">\n\nWhat are you doing step-ship!?", ">\n\nI just need a quick tug.", ">\n\nAgain!?", ">\n\nHooray! Worldwide commerce meltdown again! Oh, wait, no, that one is bad...", ">\n\nSorry, no raises this year because that global thing that happened for a couple of days\n-Corporations", ">\n\nAlso, all of the products and services that aren't significantly impacted are going to receive price hikes regardless- which will stick around well-after the supply chain has normalized. Our ~~suckers~~ customers ~~are too dumb to notice~~ understand that our products and services have great value and we're always doing our best to stay competitive with the other sociopaths in the price-fixed industry.", ">\n\nDammit, again?", ">\n\nYES! THEY PUT IT BACK!!!", ">\n\nThis should be interesting, 2023 off to a good start :)", ">\n\nLooks like a lousy remake of couple of previous years...", ">\n\nI've already seen this season.", ">\n\nI feel like I’ve heard this somewhere before…", ">\n\nSounds like no one read the article... They were able to get the ship unstuck, and it didn't sound like it caused any blockage. So nothing to worry about, and nothing like the last blockage.", ">\n\nImagine the captains face right now though. Just think. They all hope it won't be them, but it had to be someone.", ">\n\n2023 writers getting lazy now.", ">\n\nHave we even recover from the last?", ">\n\nI already saw this episode…", ">\n\nIt got up and left, why is everyone confused?", ">\n\nNobody asked for a sequel to Attack of the Crab Monsters (1957).", ">\n\nI’lll just leave this here.", ">\n\nThank you", ">\n\na.s.h.w.g.a.", ">\n\nLet's gooooo.", ">\n\nGreat, now I will have to wait even longer for my container full of rubber dog poo", ">\n\nIt has been resolved already: source", ">\n\nThis new is breaking!", ">\n\n*again", ">\n\nWell this year is off to a GREAT start.", ">\n\n:( why did it have to be a Ukrainian grain ship … they need the god damn money and the world needs their god damn grain .", ">\n\nAnd why does China need Ukrainian grain?", ">\n\nSo people dont starve ?", ">\n\nI didn't realize that such a massive industrial country as China needs grain import to not starve.", ">\n\nFrom the article: “It is currently unclear to what extent canal traffic is affected.”\nPretty sure that means it is badly affected.", ">\n\nAlso from the article:\n\nCanal traffic is unaffected, the canal authority's chairman Osama Rabie said.", ">\n\nIm not even lying, they changed/updated the article and now its 4x as long with much more info. Thanks.", ">\n\nI actually thought something like that happened. I don't think you're lying! I mean, that would be a weird thing to lie about.", ">\n\nThese idiots can't captain ships for shit", ">\n\nUkraine still exporting to China . Unfuckin real", ">\n\nFor f sake can the US just pay Egypt to build a fing second line already. Pretty sure the US could have paid Egypt to build 12 canals from the last wreck and now here we are again. Seriously Egypt doesn't have the money so just pay for it already so we don't have months long shipping crisis every year.", ">\n\nThis ignores both the history of the existing canal and the current megaprojects unfolding in egypt", ">\n\nWe've got another one, folks! 🎉🎉🎉🎉 (On a serious note, FOR FUCK'S SAKE!)", ">\n\nOh god please, Not again.", ">\n\nI bet my new tote bag was on there.", ">\n\nOn a ship carrying grain from Ukraine to China?", ">\n\n\nCanal traffic is unaffected, the canal authority's chairman Osama Rabie said.", ">\n\nIt’s like deja vu all over again.", ">\n\nAgain?", ">\n\nJesus, not again.", ">\n\noh no... not again.", ">\n\nhaha, yes!\nround 2", ">\n\nOkay, who decided to put history on loop?", ">\n\nCan anyone linke some radar site for ships? So we can track how \"bad\" it is?", ">\n\nOh no, not again.", ">\n\nLet's gooooo!", ">\n\nWe don’t need no stinkin supply chain!", ">\n\nEvergreen 2?", ">\n\nThis was a good episode of The Truman Show.", ">\n\nDe ja vu", ">\n\nLooks like they'll have to make it even wider for the influx of inexperienced shipping crews in the industry.", ">\n\nDeja Vu anyone?", ">\n\nSeriously, how often does this happens?", ">\n\nAgain?", ">\n\nIt’s even funnier the second time!!" ]

[ "Here we go again...\nWhat do we do with a drunken sailor? What do we do we do with a drunken sailor? What do we do with a drunken sailor, early in the morning?", ">\n\nThrow em in the brig until they're sober", ">\n\nFeed 'em to the hungry rats for dinner.", ">\n\nAnd this is why I'll need to listen to the Drunken Whaler on repeat for some amount of time.", ">\n\nBetween this and the other things happening around the world it's like watching the events of the past 2-3 years replaying themselves.", ">\n\n\n\nSuez Canal blocked by a cargo ship ✅\n\n\nA high number of contagious tourists coming in from China ✅\n\n\nA defeated president's supporters storm a country's government buildings ✅\n\n\nYep, sounds familiar alright.", ">\n\nHistory repeats, no one learns from the past.", ">\n\nI just heard someone say, \"History doesn't repeat itself, but it does rhyme.\"", ">\n\nTime is a circle from a view except it's more like a staircase. And there's a shake at certain parts. \nHating the trudge upwards and always going around.", ">\n\nVonnegut or mcconaughey?", ">\n\n\"Canal traffic is unaffected, the canal authority's chairman Osama Rabie said.\"", ">\n\nCanal authority is what I call it when my wife bosses me around", ">\n\nNot again.", ">\n\nWhat next, a bowl of petunias?", ">\n\nWhat are you doing step-ship!?", ">\n\nI just need a quick tug.", ">\n\nHooray! Worldwide commerce meltdown again! Oh, wait, no, that one is bad...", ">\n\nSorry, no raises this year because that global thing that happened for a couple of days\n-Corporations", ">\n\nAlso, all of the products and services that aren't significantly impacted are going to receive price hikes regardless- which will stick around well-after the supply chain has normalized. Our ~~suckers~~ customers ~~are too dumb to notice~~ understand that our products and services have great value and we're always doing our best to stay competitive with the other sociopaths in the price-fixed industry.", ">\n\nDammit, again?", ">\n\n“Hey, I’ve seen this one! I’ve seen this one! This is a classic!”", ">\n\nAgain!?", ">\n\nYES! THEY PUT IT BACK!!!", ">\n\nImagine the captains face right now though. Just think. They all hope it won't be them, but it had to be someone.", ">\n\nI've already seen this season.", ">\n\n2023 writers getting lazy now.", ">\n\nI feel like I’ve heard this somewhere before…", ">\n\n:( why did it have to be a Ukrainian grain ship … they need the god damn money and the world needs their god damn grain .", ">\n\nAnd why does China need Ukrainian grain?", ">\n\nI’lll just leave this here.", ">\n\nThank you", ">\n\na.s.h.w.g.a.", ">\n\nThis should be interesting, 2023 off to a good start :)", ">\n\nLooks like a lousy remake of couple of previous years...", ">\n\nHave we even recover from the last?", ">\n\nI already saw this episode…", ">\n\nLet's gooooo.", ">\n\nThese idiots can't captain ships for shit", ">\n\nFrom the article: “It is currently unclear to what extent canal traffic is affected.”\nPretty sure that means it is badly affected.", ">\n\nAlso from the article:\n\nCanal traffic is unaffected, the canal authority's chairman Osama Rabie said.", ">\n\nIm not even lying, they changed/updated the article and now its 4x as long with much more info. Thanks.", ">\n\nI actually thought something like that happened. I don't think you're lying! I mean, that would be a weird thing to lie about.", ">\n\nFor f sake can the US just pay Egypt to build a fing second line already. Pretty sure the US could have paid Egypt to build 12 canals from the last wreck and now here we are again. Seriously Egypt doesn't have the money so just pay for it already so we don't have months long shipping crisis every year.", ">\n\nThis ignores both the history of the existing canal and the current megaprojects unfolding in egypt", ">\n\nWe've got another one, folks! 🎉🎉🎉🎉 (On a serious note, FOR FUCK'S SAKE!)", ">\n\nOh god please, Not again.", ">\n\nI bet my new tote bag was on there.", ">\n\nOn a ship carrying grain from Ukraine to China?", ">\n\n\nCanal traffic is unaffected, the canal authority's chairman Osama Rabie said.", ">\n\nIt’s like deja vu all over again.", ">\n\nAgain?", ">\n\nJesus, not again.", ">\n\noh no... not again.", ">\n\nhaha, yes!\nround 2", ">\n\nOkay, who decided to put history on loop?", ">\n\nCan anyone linke some radar site for ships? So we can track how \"bad\" it is?", ">\n\nOh no, not again.", ">\n\nLet's gooooo!", ">\n\nWe don’t need no stinkin supply chain!", ">\n\nEvergreen 2?", ">\n\nThis was a good episode of The Truman Show.", ">\n\nUkraine still exporting to China . Unfuckin real", ">\n\nGreat, now I will have to wait even longer for my container full of rubber dog poo", ">\n\nHere we go again...\nWhat do we do with a drunken sailor? What do we do we do with a drunken sailor? What do we do with a drunken sailor, early in the morning?", ">\n\nThrow em in the brig until they're sober", ">\n\nFeed 'em to the hungry rats for dinner.", ">\n\nPut them in bed with the captain's daughter", ">\n\nHave you seen the captain’s daughter (early in the morning)?", ">\n\nSober?", ">\n\nBetween this and the other things happening around the world it's like watching the events of the past 2-3 years replaying themselves.", ">\n\n\n\nShip stuck at the Suez Canal ✅\n\n\nA high number of contagious tourists coming in from China ✅\n\n\nA defeated president's supporters storm a country's government buildings ✅\n\n\nYep, sounds familiar alright.", ">\n\nHistory repeats, no one learns from the past.", ">\n\nI just heard someone say, \"History doesn't repeat itself, but it does rhyme.\"", ">\n\nRepeat Rap Battles of History! \n2020! Vs! 2023!\nBEGIN!", ">\n\nGreat now I gotta go listen to 40 ERBoH videos", ">\n\n\"Canal traffic is unaffected, the canal authority's chairman Osama Rabie said.\"", ">\n\nCanal authority is what I call it when my wife bosses me around", ">\n\nNo that one is without the C", ">\n\nNo, what you mean is when the morning coffee takes control", ">\n\nNot again.", ">\n\nWhat next, a bowl of petunias?", ">\n\n“Hey, I’ve seen this one! I’ve seen this one! This is a classic!”", ">\n\nWhat do you mean you’ve seen it, it’s brand new?", ">\n\nWhat are you doing step-ship!?", ">\n\nI just need a quick tug.", ">\n\nAgain!?", ">\n\nHooray! Worldwide commerce meltdown again! Oh, wait, no, that one is bad...", ">\n\nSorry, no raises this year because that global thing that happened for a couple of days\n-Corporations", ">\n\nAlso, all of the products and services that aren't significantly impacted are going to receive price hikes regardless- which will stick around well-after the supply chain has normalized. Our ~~suckers~~ customers ~~are too dumb to notice~~ understand that our products and services have great value and we're always doing our best to stay competitive with the other sociopaths in the price-fixed industry.", ">\n\nDammit, again?", ">\n\nYES! THEY PUT IT BACK!!!", ">\n\nThis should be interesting, 2023 off to a good start :)", ">\n\nLooks like a lousy remake of couple of previous years...", ">\n\nI've already seen this season.", ">\n\nI feel like I’ve heard this somewhere before…", ">\n\nSounds like no one read the article... They were able to get the ship unstuck, and it didn't sound like it caused any blockage. So nothing to worry about, and nothing like the last blockage.", ">\n\nImagine the captains face right now though. Just think. They all hope it won't be them, but it had to be someone.", ">\n\n2023 writers getting lazy now.", ">\n\nHave we even recover from the last?", ">\n\nI already saw this episode…", ">\n\nIt got up and left, why is everyone confused?", ">\n\nNobody asked for a sequel to Attack of the Crab Monsters (1957).", ">\n\nI’lll just leave this here.", ">\n\nThank you", ">\n\na.s.h.w.g.a.", ">\n\nLet's gooooo.", ">\n\nGreat, now I will have to wait even longer for my container full of rubber dog poo", ">\n\nIt has been resolved already: source", ">\n\nThis new is breaking!", ">\n\n*again", ">\n\nWell this year is off to a GREAT start.", ">\n\n:( why did it have to be a Ukrainian grain ship … they need the god damn money and the world needs their god damn grain .", ">\n\nAnd why does China need Ukrainian grain?", ">\n\nSo people dont starve ?", ">\n\nI didn't realize that such a massive industrial country as China needs grain import to not starve.", ">\n\nFrom the article: “It is currently unclear to what extent canal traffic is affected.”\nPretty sure that means it is badly affected.", ">\n\nAlso from the article:\n\nCanal traffic is unaffected, the canal authority's chairman Osama Rabie said.", ">\n\nIm not even lying, they changed/updated the article and now its 4x as long with much more info. Thanks.", ">\n\nI actually thought something like that happened. I don't think you're lying! I mean, that would be a weird thing to lie about.", ">\n\nThese idiots can't captain ships for shit", ">\n\nUkraine still exporting to China . Unfuckin real", ">\n\nFor f sake can the US just pay Egypt to build a fing second line already. Pretty sure the US could have paid Egypt to build 12 canals from the last wreck and now here we are again. Seriously Egypt doesn't have the money so just pay for it already so we don't have months long shipping crisis every year.", ">\n\nThis ignores both the history of the existing canal and the current megaprojects unfolding in egypt", ">\n\nWe've got another one, folks! 🎉🎉🎉🎉 (On a serious note, FOR FUCK'S SAKE!)", ">\n\nOh god please, Not again.", ">\n\nI bet my new tote bag was on there.", ">\n\nOn a ship carrying grain from Ukraine to China?", ">\n\n\nCanal traffic is unaffected, the canal authority's chairman Osama Rabie said.", ">\n\nIt’s like deja vu all over again.", ">\n\nAgain?", ">\n\nJesus, not again.", ">\n\noh no... not again.", ">\n\nhaha, yes!\nround 2", ">\n\nOkay, who decided to put history on loop?", ">\n\nCan anyone linke some radar site for ships? So we can track how \"bad\" it is?", ">\n\nOh no, not again.", ">\n\nLet's gooooo!", ">\n\nWe don’t need no stinkin supply chain!", ">\n\nEvergreen 2?", ">\n\nThis was a good episode of The Truman Show.", ">\n\nDe ja vu", ">\n\nLooks like they'll have to make it even wider for the influx of inexperienced shipping crews in the industry.", ">\n\nDeja Vu anyone?", ">\n\nSeriously, how often does this happens?", ">\n\nAgain?", ">\n\nIt’s even funnier the second time!!", ">\n\nPlease not with my stuff in it. Please." ]

[ "Here we go again...\nWhat do we do with a drunken sailor? What do we do we do with a drunken sailor? What do we do with a drunken sailor, early in the morning?", ">\n\nThrow em in the brig until they're sober", ">\n\nFeed 'em to the hungry rats for dinner.", ">\n\nAnd this is why I'll need to listen to the Drunken Whaler on repeat for some amount of time.", ">\n\nBetween this and the other things happening around the world it's like watching the events of the past 2-3 years replaying themselves.", ">\n\n\n\nSuez Canal blocked by a cargo ship ✅\n\n\nA high number of contagious tourists coming in from China ✅\n\n\nA defeated president's supporters storm a country's government buildings ✅\n\n\nYep, sounds familiar alright.", ">\n\nHistory repeats, no one learns from the past.", ">\n\nI just heard someone say, \"History doesn't repeat itself, but it does rhyme.\"", ">\n\nTime is a circle from a view except it's more like a staircase. And there's a shake at certain parts. \nHating the trudge upwards and always going around.", ">\n\nVonnegut or mcconaughey?", ">\n\n\"Canal traffic is unaffected, the canal authority's chairman Osama Rabie said.\"", ">\n\nCanal authority is what I call it when my wife bosses me around", ">\n\nNot again.", ">\n\nWhat next, a bowl of petunias?", ">\n\nWhat are you doing step-ship!?", ">\n\nI just need a quick tug.", ">\n\nHooray! Worldwide commerce meltdown again! Oh, wait, no, that one is bad...", ">\n\nSorry, no raises this year because that global thing that happened for a couple of days\n-Corporations", ">\n\nAlso, all of the products and services that aren't significantly impacted are going to receive price hikes regardless- which will stick around well-after the supply chain has normalized. Our ~~suckers~~ customers ~~are too dumb to notice~~ understand that our products and services have great value and we're always doing our best to stay competitive with the other sociopaths in the price-fixed industry.", ">\n\nDammit, again?", ">\n\n“Hey, I’ve seen this one! I’ve seen this one! This is a classic!”", ">\n\nAgain!?", ">\n\nYES! THEY PUT IT BACK!!!", ">\n\nImagine the captains face right now though. Just think. They all hope it won't be them, but it had to be someone.", ">\n\nI've already seen this season.", ">\n\n2023 writers getting lazy now.", ">\n\nI feel like I’ve heard this somewhere before…", ">\n\n:( why did it have to be a Ukrainian grain ship … they need the god damn money and the world needs their god damn grain .", ">\n\nAnd why does China need Ukrainian grain?", ">\n\nI’lll just leave this here.", ">\n\nThank you", ">\n\na.s.h.w.g.a.", ">\n\nThis should be interesting, 2023 off to a good start :)", ">\n\nLooks like a lousy remake of couple of previous years...", ">\n\nHave we even recover from the last?", ">\n\nI already saw this episode…", ">\n\nLet's gooooo.", ">\n\nThese idiots can't captain ships for shit", ">\n\nFrom the article: “It is currently unclear to what extent canal traffic is affected.”\nPretty sure that means it is badly affected.", ">\n\nAlso from the article:\n\nCanal traffic is unaffected, the canal authority's chairman Osama Rabie said.", ">\n\nIm not even lying, they changed/updated the article and now its 4x as long with much more info. Thanks.", ">\n\nI actually thought something like that happened. I don't think you're lying! I mean, that would be a weird thing to lie about.", ">\n\nFor f sake can the US just pay Egypt to build a fing second line already. Pretty sure the US could have paid Egypt to build 12 canals from the last wreck and now here we are again. Seriously Egypt doesn't have the money so just pay for it already so we don't have months long shipping crisis every year.", ">\n\nThis ignores both the history of the existing canal and the current megaprojects unfolding in egypt", ">\n\nWe've got another one, folks! 🎉🎉🎉🎉 (On a serious note, FOR FUCK'S SAKE!)", ">\n\nOh god please, Not again.", ">\n\nI bet my new tote bag was on there.", ">\n\nOn a ship carrying grain from Ukraine to China?", ">\n\n\nCanal traffic is unaffected, the canal authority's chairman Osama Rabie said.", ">\n\nIt’s like deja vu all over again.", ">\n\nAgain?", ">\n\nJesus, not again.", ">\n\noh no... not again.", ">\n\nhaha, yes!\nround 2", ">\n\nOkay, who decided to put history on loop?", ">\n\nCan anyone linke some radar site for ships? So we can track how \"bad\" it is?", ">\n\nOh no, not again.", ">\n\nLet's gooooo!", ">\n\nWe don’t need no stinkin supply chain!", ">\n\nEvergreen 2?", ">\n\nThis was a good episode of The Truman Show.", ">\n\nUkraine still exporting to China . Unfuckin real", ">\n\nGreat, now I will have to wait even longer for my container full of rubber dog poo", ">\n\nHere we go again...\nWhat do we do with a drunken sailor? What do we do we do with a drunken sailor? What do we do with a drunken sailor, early in the morning?", ">\n\nThrow em in the brig until they're sober", ">\n\nFeed 'em to the hungry rats for dinner.", ">\n\nPut them in bed with the captain's daughter", ">\n\nHave you seen the captain’s daughter (early in the morning)?", ">\n\nSober?", ">\n\nBetween this and the other things happening around the world it's like watching the events of the past 2-3 years replaying themselves.", ">\n\n\n\nShip stuck at the Suez Canal ✅\n\n\nA high number of contagious tourists coming in from China ✅\n\n\nA defeated president's supporters storm a country's government buildings ✅\n\n\nYep, sounds familiar alright.", ">\n\nHistory repeats, no one learns from the past.", ">\n\nI just heard someone say, \"History doesn't repeat itself, but it does rhyme.\"", ">\n\nRepeat Rap Battles of History! \n2020! Vs! 2023!\nBEGIN!", ">\n\nGreat now I gotta go listen to 40 ERBoH videos", ">\n\n\"Canal traffic is unaffected, the canal authority's chairman Osama Rabie said.\"", ">\n\nCanal authority is what I call it when my wife bosses me around", ">\n\nNo that one is without the C", ">\n\nNo, what you mean is when the morning coffee takes control", ">\n\nNot again.", ">\n\nWhat next, a bowl of petunias?", ">\n\n“Hey, I’ve seen this one! I’ve seen this one! This is a classic!”", ">\n\nWhat do you mean you’ve seen it, it’s brand new?", ">\n\nWhat are you doing step-ship!?", ">\n\nI just need a quick tug.", ">\n\nAgain!?", ">\n\nHooray! Worldwide commerce meltdown again! Oh, wait, no, that one is bad...", ">\n\nSorry, no raises this year because that global thing that happened for a couple of days\n-Corporations", ">\n\nAlso, all of the products and services that aren't significantly impacted are going to receive price hikes regardless- which will stick around well-after the supply chain has normalized. Our ~~suckers~~ customers ~~are too dumb to notice~~ understand that our products and services have great value and we're always doing our best to stay competitive with the other sociopaths in the price-fixed industry.", ">\n\nDammit, again?", ">\n\nYES! THEY PUT IT BACK!!!", ">\n\nThis should be interesting, 2023 off to a good start :)", ">\n\nLooks like a lousy remake of couple of previous years...", ">\n\nI've already seen this season.", ">\n\nI feel like I’ve heard this somewhere before…", ">\n\nSounds like no one read the article... They were able to get the ship unstuck, and it didn't sound like it caused any blockage. So nothing to worry about, and nothing like the last blockage.", ">\n\nImagine the captains face right now though. Just think. They all hope it won't be them, but it had to be someone.", ">\n\n2023 writers getting lazy now.", ">\n\nHave we even recover from the last?", ">\n\nI already saw this episode…", ">\n\nIt got up and left, why is everyone confused?", ">\n\nNobody asked for a sequel to Attack of the Crab Monsters (1957).", ">\n\nI’lll just leave this here.", ">\n\nThank you", ">\n\na.s.h.w.g.a.", ">\n\nLet's gooooo.", ">\n\nGreat, now I will have to wait even longer for my container full of rubber dog poo", ">\n\nIt has been resolved already: source", ">\n\nThis new is breaking!", ">\n\n*again", ">\n\nWell this year is off to a GREAT start.", ">\n\n:( why did it have to be a Ukrainian grain ship … they need the god damn money and the world needs their god damn grain .", ">\n\nAnd why does China need Ukrainian grain?", ">\n\nSo people dont starve ?", ">\n\nI didn't realize that such a massive industrial country as China needs grain import to not starve.", ">\n\nFrom the article: “It is currently unclear to what extent canal traffic is affected.”\nPretty sure that means it is badly affected.", ">\n\nAlso from the article:\n\nCanal traffic is unaffected, the canal authority's chairman Osama Rabie said.", ">\n\nIm not even lying, they changed/updated the article and now its 4x as long with much more info. Thanks.", ">\n\nI actually thought something like that happened. I don't think you're lying! I mean, that would be a weird thing to lie about.", ">\n\nThese idiots can't captain ships for shit", ">\n\nUkraine still exporting to China . Unfuckin real", ">\n\nFor f sake can the US just pay Egypt to build a fing second line already. Pretty sure the US could have paid Egypt to build 12 canals from the last wreck and now here we are again. Seriously Egypt doesn't have the money so just pay for it already so we don't have months long shipping crisis every year.", ">\n\nThis ignores both the history of the existing canal and the current megaprojects unfolding in egypt", ">\n\nWe've got another one, folks! 🎉🎉🎉🎉 (On a serious note, FOR FUCK'S SAKE!)", ">\n\nOh god please, Not again.", ">\n\nI bet my new tote bag was on there.", ">\n\nOn a ship carrying grain from Ukraine to China?", ">\n\n\nCanal traffic is unaffected, the canal authority's chairman Osama Rabie said.", ">\n\nIt’s like deja vu all over again.", ">\n\nAgain?", ">\n\nJesus, not again.", ">\n\noh no... not again.", ">\n\nhaha, yes!\nround 2", ">\n\nOkay, who decided to put history on loop?", ">\n\nCan anyone linke some radar site for ships? So we can track how \"bad\" it is?", ">\n\nOh no, not again.", ">\n\nLet's gooooo!", ">\n\nWe don’t need no stinkin supply chain!", ">\n\nEvergreen 2?", ">\n\nThis was a good episode of The Truman Show.", ">\n\nDe ja vu", ">\n\nLooks like they'll have to make it even wider for the influx of inexperienced shipping crews in the industry.", ">\n\nDeja Vu anyone?", ">\n\nSeriously, how often does this happens?", ">\n\nAgain?", ">\n\nIt’s even funnier the second time!!", ">\n\nPlease not with my stuff in it. Please.", ">\n\nBetween this and the other things happening around the world it's like watching the events of the past 2-3 years replaying themselves." ]

[ "Here we go again...\nWhat do we do with a drunken sailor? What do we do we do with a drunken sailor? What do we do with a drunken sailor, early in the morning?", ">\n\nThrow em in the brig until they're sober", ">\n\nFeed 'em to the hungry rats for dinner.", ">\n\nAnd this is why I'll need to listen to the Drunken Whaler on repeat for some amount of time.", ">\n\nBetween this and the other things happening around the world it's like watching the events of the past 2-3 years replaying themselves.", ">\n\n\n\nSuez Canal blocked by a cargo ship ✅\n\n\nA high number of contagious tourists coming in from China ✅\n\n\nA defeated president's supporters storm a country's government buildings ✅\n\n\nYep, sounds familiar alright.", ">\n\nHistory repeats, no one learns from the past.", ">\n\nI just heard someone say, \"History doesn't repeat itself, but it does rhyme.\"", ">\n\nTime is a circle from a view except it's more like a staircase. And there's a shake at certain parts. \nHating the trudge upwards and always going around.", ">\n\nVonnegut or mcconaughey?", ">\n\n\"Canal traffic is unaffected, the canal authority's chairman Osama Rabie said.\"", ">\n\nCanal authority is what I call it when my wife bosses me around", ">\n\nNot again.", ">\n\nWhat next, a bowl of petunias?", ">\n\nWhat are you doing step-ship!?", ">\n\nI just need a quick tug.", ">\n\nHooray! Worldwide commerce meltdown again! Oh, wait, no, that one is bad...", ">\n\nSorry, no raises this year because that global thing that happened for a couple of days\n-Corporations", ">\n\nAlso, all of the products and services that aren't significantly impacted are going to receive price hikes regardless- which will stick around well-after the supply chain has normalized. Our ~~suckers~~ customers ~~are too dumb to notice~~ understand that our products and services have great value and we're always doing our best to stay competitive with the other sociopaths in the price-fixed industry.", ">\n\nDammit, again?", ">\n\n“Hey, I’ve seen this one! I’ve seen this one! This is a classic!”", ">\n\nAgain!?", ">\n\nYES! THEY PUT IT BACK!!!", ">\n\nImagine the captains face right now though. Just think. They all hope it won't be them, but it had to be someone.", ">\n\nI've already seen this season.", ">\n\n2023 writers getting lazy now.", ">\n\nI feel like I’ve heard this somewhere before…", ">\n\n:( why did it have to be a Ukrainian grain ship … they need the god damn money and the world needs their god damn grain .", ">\n\nAnd why does China need Ukrainian grain?", ">\n\nI’lll just leave this here.", ">\n\nThank you", ">\n\na.s.h.w.g.a.", ">\n\nThis should be interesting, 2023 off to a good start :)", ">\n\nLooks like a lousy remake of couple of previous years...", ">\n\nHave we even recover from the last?", ">\n\nI already saw this episode…", ">\n\nLet's gooooo.", ">\n\nThese idiots can't captain ships for shit", ">\n\nFrom the article: “It is currently unclear to what extent canal traffic is affected.”\nPretty sure that means it is badly affected.", ">\n\nAlso from the article:\n\nCanal traffic is unaffected, the canal authority's chairman Osama Rabie said.", ">\n\nIm not even lying, they changed/updated the article and now its 4x as long with much more info. Thanks.", ">\n\nI actually thought something like that happened. I don't think you're lying! I mean, that would be a weird thing to lie about.", ">\n\nFor f sake can the US just pay Egypt to build a fing second line already. Pretty sure the US could have paid Egypt to build 12 canals from the last wreck and now here we are again. Seriously Egypt doesn't have the money so just pay for it already so we don't have months long shipping crisis every year.", ">\n\nThis ignores both the history of the existing canal and the current megaprojects unfolding in egypt", ">\n\nWe've got another one, folks! 🎉🎉🎉🎉 (On a serious note, FOR FUCK'S SAKE!)", ">\n\nOh god please, Not again.", ">\n\nI bet my new tote bag was on there.", ">\n\nOn a ship carrying grain from Ukraine to China?", ">\n\n\nCanal traffic is unaffected, the canal authority's chairman Osama Rabie said.", ">\n\nIt’s like deja vu all over again.", ">\n\nAgain?", ">\n\nJesus, not again.", ">\n\noh no... not again.", ">\n\nhaha, yes!\nround 2", ">\n\nOkay, who decided to put history on loop?", ">\n\nCan anyone linke some radar site for ships? So we can track how \"bad\" it is?", ">\n\nOh no, not again.", ">\n\nLet's gooooo!", ">\n\nWe don’t need no stinkin supply chain!", ">\n\nEvergreen 2?", ">\n\nThis was a good episode of The Truman Show.", ">\n\nUkraine still exporting to China . Unfuckin real", ">\n\nGreat, now I will have to wait even longer for my container full of rubber dog poo", ">\n\nHere we go again...\nWhat do we do with a drunken sailor? What do we do we do with a drunken sailor? What do we do with a drunken sailor, early in the morning?", ">\n\nThrow em in the brig until they're sober", ">\n\nFeed 'em to the hungry rats for dinner.", ">\n\nPut them in bed with the captain's daughter", ">\n\nHave you seen the captain’s daughter (early in the morning)?", ">\n\nSober?", ">\n\nBetween this and the other things happening around the world it's like watching the events of the past 2-3 years replaying themselves.", ">\n\n\n\nShip stuck at the Suez Canal ✅\n\n\nA high number of contagious tourists coming in from China ✅\n\n\nA defeated president's supporters storm a country's government buildings ✅\n\n\nYep, sounds familiar alright.", ">\n\nHistory repeats, no one learns from the past.", ">\n\nI just heard someone say, \"History doesn't repeat itself, but it does rhyme.\"", ">\n\nRepeat Rap Battles of History! \n2020! Vs! 2023!\nBEGIN!", ">\n\nGreat now I gotta go listen to 40 ERBoH videos", ">\n\n\"Canal traffic is unaffected, the canal authority's chairman Osama Rabie said.\"", ">\n\nCanal authority is what I call it when my wife bosses me around", ">\n\nNo that one is without the C", ">\n\nNo, what you mean is when the morning coffee takes control", ">\n\nNot again.", ">\n\nWhat next, a bowl of petunias?", ">\n\n“Hey, I’ve seen this one! I’ve seen this one! This is a classic!”", ">\n\nWhat do you mean you’ve seen it, it’s brand new?", ">\n\nWhat are you doing step-ship!?", ">\n\nI just need a quick tug.", ">\n\nAgain!?", ">\n\nHooray! Worldwide commerce meltdown again! Oh, wait, no, that one is bad...", ">\n\nSorry, no raises this year because that global thing that happened for a couple of days\n-Corporations", ">\n\nAlso, all of the products and services that aren't significantly impacted are going to receive price hikes regardless- which will stick around well-after the supply chain has normalized. Our ~~suckers~~ customers ~~are too dumb to notice~~ understand that our products and services have great value and we're always doing our best to stay competitive with the other sociopaths in the price-fixed industry.", ">\n\nDammit, again?", ">\n\nYES! THEY PUT IT BACK!!!", ">\n\nThis should be interesting, 2023 off to a good start :)", ">\n\nLooks like a lousy remake of couple of previous years...", ">\n\nI've already seen this season.", ">\n\nI feel like I’ve heard this somewhere before…", ">\n\nSounds like no one read the article... They were able to get the ship unstuck, and it didn't sound like it caused any blockage. So nothing to worry about, and nothing like the last blockage.", ">\n\nImagine the captains face right now though. Just think. They all hope it won't be them, but it had to be someone.", ">\n\n2023 writers getting lazy now.", ">\n\nHave we even recover from the last?", ">\n\nI already saw this episode…", ">\n\nIt got up and left, why is everyone confused?", ">\n\nNobody asked for a sequel to Attack of the Crab Monsters (1957).", ">\n\nI’lll just leave this here.", ">\n\nThank you", ">\n\na.s.h.w.g.a.", ">\n\nLet's gooooo.", ">\n\nGreat, now I will have to wait even longer for my container full of rubber dog poo", ">\n\nIt has been resolved already: source", ">\n\nThis new is breaking!", ">\n\n*again", ">\n\nWell this year is off to a GREAT start.", ">\n\n:( why did it have to be a Ukrainian grain ship … they need the god damn money and the world needs their god damn grain .", ">\n\nAnd why does China need Ukrainian grain?", ">\n\nSo people dont starve ?", ">\n\nI didn't realize that such a massive industrial country as China needs grain import to not starve.", ">\n\nFrom the article: “It is currently unclear to what extent canal traffic is affected.”\nPretty sure that means it is badly affected.", ">\n\nAlso from the article:\n\nCanal traffic is unaffected, the canal authority's chairman Osama Rabie said.", ">\n\nIm not even lying, they changed/updated the article and now its 4x as long with much more info. Thanks.", ">\n\nI actually thought something like that happened. I don't think you're lying! I mean, that would be a weird thing to lie about.", ">\n\nThese idiots can't captain ships for shit", ">\n\nUkraine still exporting to China . Unfuckin real", ">\n\nFor f sake can the US just pay Egypt to build a fing second line already. Pretty sure the US could have paid Egypt to build 12 canals from the last wreck and now here we are again. Seriously Egypt doesn't have the money so just pay for it already so we don't have months long shipping crisis every year.", ">\n\nThis ignores both the history of the existing canal and the current megaprojects unfolding in egypt", ">\n\nWe've got another one, folks! 🎉🎉🎉🎉 (On a serious note, FOR FUCK'S SAKE!)", ">\n\nOh god please, Not again.", ">\n\nI bet my new tote bag was on there.", ">\n\nOn a ship carrying grain from Ukraine to China?", ">\n\n\nCanal traffic is unaffected, the canal authority's chairman Osama Rabie said.", ">\n\nIt’s like deja vu all over again.", ">\n\nAgain?", ">\n\nJesus, not again.", ">\n\noh no... not again.", ">\n\nhaha, yes!\nround 2", ">\n\nOkay, who decided to put history on loop?", ">\n\nCan anyone linke some radar site for ships? So we can track how \"bad\" it is?", ">\n\nOh no, not again.", ">\n\nLet's gooooo!", ">\n\nWe don’t need no stinkin supply chain!", ">\n\nEvergreen 2?", ">\n\nThis was a good episode of The Truman Show.", ">\n\nDe ja vu", ">\n\nLooks like they'll have to make it even wider for the influx of inexperienced shipping crews in the industry.", ">\n\nDeja Vu anyone?", ">\n\nSeriously, how often does this happens?", ">\n\nAgain?", ">\n\nIt’s even funnier the second time!!", ">\n\nPlease not with my stuff in it. Please.", ">\n\nBetween this and the other things happening around the world it's like watching the events of the past 2-3 years replaying themselves.", ">\n\n\n\nShip stuck at the Suez Canal ✅\n\n\nA high number of contagious tourists coming in from China ✅\n\n\nA defeated president's supporters storm a country's government buildings ✅\n\n\nYep, sounds familiar alright." ]

[ "Here we go again...\nWhat do we do with a drunken sailor? What do we do we do with a drunken sailor? What do we do with a drunken sailor, early in the morning?", ">\n\nThrow em in the brig until they're sober", ">\n\nFeed 'em to the hungry rats for dinner.", ">\n\nAnd this is why I'll need to listen to the Drunken Whaler on repeat for some amount of time.", ">\n\nBetween this and the other things happening around the world it's like watching the events of the past 2-3 years replaying themselves.", ">\n\n\n\nSuez Canal blocked by a cargo ship ✅\n\n\nA high number of contagious tourists coming in from China ✅\n\n\nA defeated president's supporters storm a country's government buildings ✅\n\n\nYep, sounds familiar alright.", ">\n\nHistory repeats, no one learns from the past.", ">\n\nI just heard someone say, \"History doesn't repeat itself, but it does rhyme.\"", ">\n\nTime is a circle from a view except it's more like a staircase. And there's a shake at certain parts. \nHating the trudge upwards and always going around.", ">\n\nVonnegut or mcconaughey?", ">\n\n\"Canal traffic is unaffected, the canal authority's chairman Osama Rabie said.\"", ">\n\nCanal authority is what I call it when my wife bosses me around", ">\n\nNot again.", ">\n\nWhat next, a bowl of petunias?", ">\n\nWhat are you doing step-ship!?", ">\n\nI just need a quick tug.", ">\n\nHooray! Worldwide commerce meltdown again! Oh, wait, no, that one is bad...", ">\n\nSorry, no raises this year because that global thing that happened for a couple of days\n-Corporations", ">\n\nAlso, all of the products and services that aren't significantly impacted are going to receive price hikes regardless- which will stick around well-after the supply chain has normalized. Our ~~suckers~~ customers ~~are too dumb to notice~~ understand that our products and services have great value and we're always doing our best to stay competitive with the other sociopaths in the price-fixed industry.", ">\n\nDammit, again?", ">\n\n“Hey, I’ve seen this one! I’ve seen this one! This is a classic!”", ">\n\nAgain!?", ">\n\nYES! THEY PUT IT BACK!!!", ">\n\nImagine the captains face right now though. Just think. They all hope it won't be them, but it had to be someone.", ">\n\nI've already seen this season.", ">\n\n2023 writers getting lazy now.", ">\n\nI feel like I’ve heard this somewhere before…", ">\n\n:( why did it have to be a Ukrainian grain ship … they need the god damn money and the world needs their god damn grain .", ">\n\nAnd why does China need Ukrainian grain?", ">\n\nI’lll just leave this here.", ">\n\nThank you", ">\n\na.s.h.w.g.a.", ">\n\nThis should be interesting, 2023 off to a good start :)", ">\n\nLooks like a lousy remake of couple of previous years...", ">\n\nHave we even recover from the last?", ">\n\nI already saw this episode…", ">\n\nLet's gooooo.", ">\n\nThese idiots can't captain ships for shit", ">\n\nFrom the article: “It is currently unclear to what extent canal traffic is affected.”\nPretty sure that means it is badly affected.", ">\n\nAlso from the article:\n\nCanal traffic is unaffected, the canal authority's chairman Osama Rabie said.", ">\n\nIm not even lying, they changed/updated the article and now its 4x as long with much more info. Thanks.", ">\n\nI actually thought something like that happened. I don't think you're lying! I mean, that would be a weird thing to lie about.", ">\n\nFor f sake can the US just pay Egypt to build a fing second line already. Pretty sure the US could have paid Egypt to build 12 canals from the last wreck and now here we are again. Seriously Egypt doesn't have the money so just pay for it already so we don't have months long shipping crisis every year.", ">\n\nThis ignores both the history of the existing canal and the current megaprojects unfolding in egypt", ">\n\nWe've got another one, folks! 🎉🎉🎉🎉 (On a serious note, FOR FUCK'S SAKE!)", ">\n\nOh god please, Not again.", ">\n\nI bet my new tote bag was on there.", ">\n\nOn a ship carrying grain from Ukraine to China?", ">\n\n\nCanal traffic is unaffected, the canal authority's chairman Osama Rabie said.", ">\n\nIt’s like deja vu all over again.", ">\n\nAgain?", ">\n\nJesus, not again.", ">\n\noh no... not again.", ">\n\nhaha, yes!\nround 2", ">\n\nOkay, who decided to put history on loop?", ">\n\nCan anyone linke some radar site for ships? So we can track how \"bad\" it is?", ">\n\nOh no, not again.", ">\n\nLet's gooooo!", ">\n\nWe don’t need no stinkin supply chain!", ">\n\nEvergreen 2?", ">\n\nThis was a good episode of The Truman Show.", ">\n\nUkraine still exporting to China . Unfuckin real", ">\n\nGreat, now I will have to wait even longer for my container full of rubber dog poo", ">\n\nHere we go again...\nWhat do we do with a drunken sailor? What do we do we do with a drunken sailor? What do we do with a drunken sailor, early in the morning?", ">\n\nThrow em in the brig until they're sober", ">\n\nFeed 'em to the hungry rats for dinner.", ">\n\nPut them in bed with the captain's daughter", ">\n\nHave you seen the captain’s daughter (early in the morning)?", ">\n\nSober?", ">\n\nBetween this and the other things happening around the world it's like watching the events of the past 2-3 years replaying themselves.", ">\n\n\n\nShip stuck at the Suez Canal ✅\n\n\nA high number of contagious tourists coming in from China ✅\n\n\nA defeated president's supporters storm a country's government buildings ✅\n\n\nYep, sounds familiar alright.", ">\n\nHistory repeats, no one learns from the past.", ">\n\nI just heard someone say, \"History doesn't repeat itself, but it does rhyme.\"", ">\n\nRepeat Rap Battles of History! \n2020! Vs! 2023!\nBEGIN!", ">\n\nGreat now I gotta go listen to 40 ERBoH videos", ">\n\n\"Canal traffic is unaffected, the canal authority's chairman Osama Rabie said.\"", ">\n\nCanal authority is what I call it when my wife bosses me around", ">\n\nNo that one is without the C", ">\n\nNo, what you mean is when the morning coffee takes control", ">\n\nNot again.", ">\n\nWhat next, a bowl of petunias?", ">\n\n“Hey, I’ve seen this one! I’ve seen this one! This is a classic!”", ">\n\nWhat do you mean you’ve seen it, it’s brand new?", ">\n\nWhat are you doing step-ship!?", ">\n\nI just need a quick tug.", ">\n\nAgain!?", ">\n\nHooray! Worldwide commerce meltdown again! Oh, wait, no, that one is bad...", ">\n\nSorry, no raises this year because that global thing that happened for a couple of days\n-Corporations", ">\n\nAlso, all of the products and services that aren't significantly impacted are going to receive price hikes regardless- which will stick around well-after the supply chain has normalized. Our ~~suckers~~ customers ~~are too dumb to notice~~ understand that our products and services have great value and we're always doing our best to stay competitive with the other sociopaths in the price-fixed industry.", ">\n\nDammit, again?", ">\n\nYES! THEY PUT IT BACK!!!", ">\n\nThis should be interesting, 2023 off to a good start :)", ">\n\nLooks like a lousy remake of couple of previous years...", ">\n\nI've already seen this season.", ">\n\nI feel like I’ve heard this somewhere before…", ">\n\nSounds like no one read the article... They were able to get the ship unstuck, and it didn't sound like it caused any blockage. So nothing to worry about, and nothing like the last blockage.", ">\n\nImagine the captains face right now though. Just think. They all hope it won't be them, but it had to be someone.", ">\n\n2023 writers getting lazy now.", ">\n\nHave we even recover from the last?", ">\n\nI already saw this episode…", ">\n\nIt got up and left, why is everyone confused?", ">\n\nNobody asked for a sequel to Attack of the Crab Monsters (1957).", ">\n\nI’lll just leave this here.", ">\n\nThank you", ">\n\na.s.h.w.g.a.", ">\n\nLet's gooooo.", ">\n\nGreat, now I will have to wait even longer for my container full of rubber dog poo", ">\n\nIt has been resolved already: source", ">\n\nThis new is breaking!", ">\n\n*again", ">\n\nWell this year is off to a GREAT start.", ">\n\n:( why did it have to be a Ukrainian grain ship … they need the god damn money and the world needs their god damn grain .", ">\n\nAnd why does China need Ukrainian grain?", ">\n\nSo people dont starve ?", ">\n\nI didn't realize that such a massive industrial country as China needs grain import to not starve.", ">\n\nFrom the article: “It is currently unclear to what extent canal traffic is affected.”\nPretty sure that means it is badly affected.", ">\n\nAlso from the article:\n\nCanal traffic is unaffected, the canal authority's chairman Osama Rabie said.", ">\n\nIm not even lying, they changed/updated the article and now its 4x as long with much more info. Thanks.", ">\n\nI actually thought something like that happened. I don't think you're lying! I mean, that would be a weird thing to lie about.", ">\n\nThese idiots can't captain ships for shit", ">\n\nUkraine still exporting to China . Unfuckin real", ">\n\nFor f sake can the US just pay Egypt to build a fing second line already. Pretty sure the US could have paid Egypt to build 12 canals from the last wreck and now here we are again. Seriously Egypt doesn't have the money so just pay for it already so we don't have months long shipping crisis every year.", ">\n\nThis ignores both the history of the existing canal and the current megaprojects unfolding in egypt", ">\n\nWe've got another one, folks! 🎉🎉🎉🎉 (On a serious note, FOR FUCK'S SAKE!)", ">\n\nOh god please, Not again.", ">\n\nI bet my new tote bag was on there.", ">\n\nOn a ship carrying grain from Ukraine to China?", ">\n\n\nCanal traffic is unaffected, the canal authority's chairman Osama Rabie said.", ">\n\nIt’s like deja vu all over again.", ">\n\nAgain?", ">\n\nJesus, not again.", ">\n\noh no... not again.", ">\n\nhaha, yes!\nround 2", ">\n\nOkay, who decided to put history on loop?", ">\n\nCan anyone linke some radar site for ships? So we can track how \"bad\" it is?", ">\n\nOh no, not again.", ">\n\nLet's gooooo!", ">\n\nWe don’t need no stinkin supply chain!", ">\n\nEvergreen 2?", ">\n\nThis was a good episode of The Truman Show.", ">\n\nDe ja vu", ">\n\nLooks like they'll have to make it even wider for the influx of inexperienced shipping crews in the industry.", ">\n\nDeja Vu anyone?", ">\n\nSeriously, how often does this happens?", ">\n\nAgain?", ">\n\nIt’s even funnier the second time!!", ">\n\nPlease not with my stuff in it. Please.", ">\n\nBetween this and the other things happening around the world it's like watching the events of the past 2-3 years replaying themselves.", ">\n\n\n\nShip stuck at the Suez Canal ✅\n\n\nA high number of contagious tourists coming in from China ✅\n\n\nA defeated president's supporters storm a country's government buildings ✅\n\n\nYep, sounds familiar alright.", ">\n\nHistory repeats, no one learns from the past." ]

[ "Here we go again...\nWhat do we do with a drunken sailor? What do we do we do with a drunken sailor? What do we do with a drunken sailor, early in the morning?", ">\n\nThrow em in the brig until they're sober", ">\n\nFeed 'em to the hungry rats for dinner.", ">\n\nAnd this is why I'll need to listen to the Drunken Whaler on repeat for some amount of time.", ">\n\nBetween this and the other things happening around the world it's like watching the events of the past 2-3 years replaying themselves.", ">\n\n\n\nSuez Canal blocked by a cargo ship ✅\n\n\nA high number of contagious tourists coming in from China ✅\n\n\nA defeated president's supporters storm a country's government buildings ✅\n\n\nYep, sounds familiar alright.", ">\n\nHistory repeats, no one learns from the past.", ">\n\nI just heard someone say, \"History doesn't repeat itself, but it does rhyme.\"", ">\n\nTime is a circle from a view except it's more like a staircase. And there's a shake at certain parts. \nHating the trudge upwards and always going around.", ">\n\nVonnegut or mcconaughey?", ">\n\n\"Canal traffic is unaffected, the canal authority's chairman Osama Rabie said.\"", ">\n\nCanal authority is what I call it when my wife bosses me around", ">\n\nNot again.", ">\n\nWhat next, a bowl of petunias?", ">\n\nWhat are you doing step-ship!?", ">\n\nI just need a quick tug.", ">\n\nHooray! Worldwide commerce meltdown again! Oh, wait, no, that one is bad...", ">\n\nSorry, no raises this year because that global thing that happened for a couple of days\n-Corporations", ">\n\nAlso, all of the products and services that aren't significantly impacted are going to receive price hikes regardless- which will stick around well-after the supply chain has normalized. Our ~~suckers~~ customers ~~are too dumb to notice~~ understand that our products and services have great value and we're always doing our best to stay competitive with the other sociopaths in the price-fixed industry.", ">\n\nDammit, again?", ">\n\n“Hey, I’ve seen this one! I’ve seen this one! This is a classic!”", ">\n\nAgain!?", ">\n\nYES! THEY PUT IT BACK!!!", ">\n\nImagine the captains face right now though. Just think. They all hope it won't be them, but it had to be someone.", ">\n\nI've already seen this season.", ">\n\n2023 writers getting lazy now.", ">\n\nI feel like I’ve heard this somewhere before…", ">\n\n:( why did it have to be a Ukrainian grain ship … they need the god damn money and the world needs their god damn grain .", ">\n\nAnd why does China need Ukrainian grain?", ">\n\nI’lll just leave this here.", ">\n\nThank you", ">\n\na.s.h.w.g.a.", ">\n\nThis should be interesting, 2023 off to a good start :)", ">\n\nLooks like a lousy remake of couple of previous years...", ">\n\nHave we even recover from the last?", ">\n\nI already saw this episode…", ">\n\nLet's gooooo.", ">\n\nThese idiots can't captain ships for shit", ">\n\nFrom the article: “It is currently unclear to what extent canal traffic is affected.”\nPretty sure that means it is badly affected.", ">\n\nAlso from the article:\n\nCanal traffic is unaffected, the canal authority's chairman Osama Rabie said.", ">\n\nIm not even lying, they changed/updated the article and now its 4x as long with much more info. Thanks.", ">\n\nI actually thought something like that happened. I don't think you're lying! I mean, that would be a weird thing to lie about.", ">\n\nFor f sake can the US just pay Egypt to build a fing second line already. Pretty sure the US could have paid Egypt to build 12 canals from the last wreck and now here we are again. Seriously Egypt doesn't have the money so just pay for it already so we don't have months long shipping crisis every year.", ">\n\nThis ignores both the history of the existing canal and the current megaprojects unfolding in egypt", ">\n\nWe've got another one, folks! 🎉🎉🎉🎉 (On a serious note, FOR FUCK'S SAKE!)", ">\n\nOh god please, Not again.", ">\n\nI bet my new tote bag was on there.", ">\n\nOn a ship carrying grain from Ukraine to China?", ">\n\n\nCanal traffic is unaffected, the canal authority's chairman Osama Rabie said.", ">\n\nIt’s like deja vu all over again.", ">\n\nAgain?", ">\n\nJesus, not again.", ">\n\noh no... not again.", ">\n\nhaha, yes!\nround 2", ">\n\nOkay, who decided to put history on loop?", ">\n\nCan anyone linke some radar site for ships? So we can track how \"bad\" it is?", ">\n\nOh no, not again.", ">\n\nLet's gooooo!", ">\n\nWe don’t need no stinkin supply chain!", ">\n\nEvergreen 2?", ">\n\nThis was a good episode of The Truman Show.", ">\n\nUkraine still exporting to China . Unfuckin real", ">\n\nGreat, now I will have to wait even longer for my container full of rubber dog poo", ">\n\nHere we go again...\nWhat do we do with a drunken sailor? What do we do we do with a drunken sailor? What do we do with a drunken sailor, early in the morning?", ">\n\nThrow em in the brig until they're sober", ">\n\nFeed 'em to the hungry rats for dinner.", ">\n\nPut them in bed with the captain's daughter", ">\n\nHave you seen the captain’s daughter (early in the morning)?", ">\n\nSober?", ">\n\nBetween this and the other things happening around the world it's like watching the events of the past 2-3 years replaying themselves.", ">\n\n\n\nShip stuck at the Suez Canal ✅\n\n\nA high number of contagious tourists coming in from China ✅\n\n\nA defeated president's supporters storm a country's government buildings ✅\n\n\nYep, sounds familiar alright.", ">\n\nHistory repeats, no one learns from the past.", ">\n\nI just heard someone say, \"History doesn't repeat itself, but it does rhyme.\"", ">\n\nRepeat Rap Battles of History! \n2020! Vs! 2023!\nBEGIN!", ">\n\nGreat now I gotta go listen to 40 ERBoH videos", ">\n\n\"Canal traffic is unaffected, the canal authority's chairman Osama Rabie said.\"", ">\n\nCanal authority is what I call it when my wife bosses me around", ">\n\nNo that one is without the C", ">\n\nNo, what you mean is when the morning coffee takes control", ">\n\nNot again.", ">\n\nWhat next, a bowl of petunias?", ">\n\n“Hey, I’ve seen this one! I’ve seen this one! This is a classic!”", ">\n\nWhat do you mean you’ve seen it, it’s brand new?", ">\n\nWhat are you doing step-ship!?", ">\n\nI just need a quick tug.", ">\n\nAgain!?", ">\n\nHooray! Worldwide commerce meltdown again! Oh, wait, no, that one is bad...", ">\n\nSorry, no raises this year because that global thing that happened for a couple of days\n-Corporations", ">\n\nAlso, all of the products and services that aren't significantly impacted are going to receive price hikes regardless- which will stick around well-after the supply chain has normalized. Our ~~suckers~~ customers ~~are too dumb to notice~~ understand that our products and services have great value and we're always doing our best to stay competitive with the other sociopaths in the price-fixed industry.", ">\n\nDammit, again?", ">\n\nYES! THEY PUT IT BACK!!!", ">\n\nThis should be interesting, 2023 off to a good start :)", ">\n\nLooks like a lousy remake of couple of previous years...", ">\n\nI've already seen this season.", ">\n\nI feel like I’ve heard this somewhere before…", ">\n\nSounds like no one read the article... They were able to get the ship unstuck, and it didn't sound like it caused any blockage. So nothing to worry about, and nothing like the last blockage.", ">\n\nImagine the captains face right now though. Just think. They all hope it won't be them, but it had to be someone.", ">\n\n2023 writers getting lazy now.", ">\n\nHave we even recover from the last?", ">\n\nI already saw this episode…", ">\n\nIt got up and left, why is everyone confused?", ">\n\nNobody asked for a sequel to Attack of the Crab Monsters (1957).", ">\n\nI’lll just leave this here.", ">\n\nThank you", ">\n\na.s.h.w.g.a.", ">\n\nLet's gooooo.", ">\n\nGreat, now I will have to wait even longer for my container full of rubber dog poo", ">\n\nIt has been resolved already: source", ">\n\nThis new is breaking!", ">\n\n*again", ">\n\nWell this year is off to a GREAT start.", ">\n\n:( why did it have to be a Ukrainian grain ship … they need the god damn money and the world needs their god damn grain .", ">\n\nAnd why does China need Ukrainian grain?", ">\n\nSo people dont starve ?", ">\n\nI didn't realize that such a massive industrial country as China needs grain import to not starve.", ">\n\nFrom the article: “It is currently unclear to what extent canal traffic is affected.”\nPretty sure that means it is badly affected.", ">\n\nAlso from the article:\n\nCanal traffic is unaffected, the canal authority's chairman Osama Rabie said.", ">\n\nIm not even lying, they changed/updated the article and now its 4x as long with much more info. Thanks.", ">\n\nI actually thought something like that happened. I don't think you're lying! I mean, that would be a weird thing to lie about.", ">\n\nThese idiots can't captain ships for shit", ">\n\nUkraine still exporting to China . Unfuckin real", ">\n\nFor f sake can the US just pay Egypt to build a fing second line already. Pretty sure the US could have paid Egypt to build 12 canals from the last wreck and now here we are again. Seriously Egypt doesn't have the money so just pay for it already so we don't have months long shipping crisis every year.", ">\n\nThis ignores both the history of the existing canal and the current megaprojects unfolding in egypt", ">\n\nWe've got another one, folks! 🎉🎉🎉🎉 (On a serious note, FOR FUCK'S SAKE!)", ">\n\nOh god please, Not again.", ">\n\nI bet my new tote bag was on there.", ">\n\nOn a ship carrying grain from Ukraine to China?", ">\n\n\nCanal traffic is unaffected, the canal authority's chairman Osama Rabie said.", ">\n\nIt’s like deja vu all over again.", ">\n\nAgain?", ">\n\nJesus, not again.", ">\n\noh no... not again.", ">\n\nhaha, yes!\nround 2", ">\n\nOkay, who decided to put history on loop?", ">\n\nCan anyone linke some radar site for ships? So we can track how \"bad\" it is?", ">\n\nOh no, not again.", ">\n\nLet's gooooo!", ">\n\nWe don’t need no stinkin supply chain!", ">\n\nEvergreen 2?", ">\n\nThis was a good episode of The Truman Show.", ">\n\nDe ja vu", ">\n\nLooks like they'll have to make it even wider for the influx of inexperienced shipping crews in the industry.", ">\n\nDeja Vu anyone?", ">\n\nSeriously, how often does this happens?", ">\n\nAgain?", ">\n\nIt’s even funnier the second time!!", ">\n\nPlease not with my stuff in it. Please.", ">\n\nBetween this and the other things happening around the world it's like watching the events of the past 2-3 years replaying themselves.", ">\n\n\n\nShip stuck at the Suez Canal ✅\n\n\nA high number of contagious tourists coming in from China ✅\n\n\nA defeated president's supporters storm a country's government buildings ✅\n\n\nYep, sounds familiar alright.", ">\n\nHistory repeats, no one learns from the past.", ">\n\nI just heard someone say, \"History doesn't repeat itself, but it does rhyme.\"" ]

[ "Here we go again...\nWhat do we do with a drunken sailor? What do we do we do with a drunken sailor? What do we do with a drunken sailor, early in the morning?", ">\n\nThrow em in the brig until they're sober", ">\n\nFeed 'em to the hungry rats for dinner.", ">\n\nAnd this is why I'll need to listen to the Drunken Whaler on repeat for some amount of time.", ">\n\nBetween this and the other things happening around the world it's like watching the events of the past 2-3 years replaying themselves.", ">\n\n\n\nSuez Canal blocked by a cargo ship ✅\n\n\nA high number of contagious tourists coming in from China ✅\n\n\nA defeated president's supporters storm a country's government buildings ✅\n\n\nYep, sounds familiar alright.", ">\n\nHistory repeats, no one learns from the past.", ">\n\nI just heard someone say, \"History doesn't repeat itself, but it does rhyme.\"", ">\n\nTime is a circle from a view except it's more like a staircase. And there's a shake at certain parts. \nHating the trudge upwards and always going around.", ">\n\nVonnegut or mcconaughey?", ">\n\n\"Canal traffic is unaffected, the canal authority's chairman Osama Rabie said.\"", ">\n\nCanal authority is what I call it when my wife bosses me around", ">\n\nNot again.", ">\n\nWhat next, a bowl of petunias?", ">\n\nWhat are you doing step-ship!?", ">\n\nI just need a quick tug.", ">\n\nHooray! Worldwide commerce meltdown again! Oh, wait, no, that one is bad...", ">\n\nSorry, no raises this year because that global thing that happened for a couple of days\n-Corporations", ">\n\nAlso, all of the products and services that aren't significantly impacted are going to receive price hikes regardless- which will stick around well-after the supply chain has normalized. Our ~~suckers~~ customers ~~are too dumb to notice~~ understand that our products and services have great value and we're always doing our best to stay competitive with the other sociopaths in the price-fixed industry.", ">\n\nDammit, again?", ">\n\n“Hey, I’ve seen this one! I’ve seen this one! This is a classic!”", ">\n\nAgain!?", ">\n\nYES! THEY PUT IT BACK!!!", ">\n\nImagine the captains face right now though. Just think. They all hope it won't be them, but it had to be someone.", ">\n\nI've already seen this season.", ">\n\n2023 writers getting lazy now.", ">\n\nI feel like I’ve heard this somewhere before…", ">\n\n:( why did it have to be a Ukrainian grain ship … they need the god damn money and the world needs their god damn grain .", ">\n\nAnd why does China need Ukrainian grain?", ">\n\nI’lll just leave this here.", ">\n\nThank you", ">\n\na.s.h.w.g.a.", ">\n\nThis should be interesting, 2023 off to a good start :)", ">\n\nLooks like a lousy remake of couple of previous years...", ">\n\nHave we even recover from the last?", ">\n\nI already saw this episode…", ">\n\nLet's gooooo.", ">\n\nThese idiots can't captain ships for shit", ">\n\nFrom the article: “It is currently unclear to what extent canal traffic is affected.”\nPretty sure that means it is badly affected.", ">\n\nAlso from the article:\n\nCanal traffic is unaffected, the canal authority's chairman Osama Rabie said.", ">\n\nIm not even lying, they changed/updated the article and now its 4x as long with much more info. Thanks.", ">\n\nI actually thought something like that happened. I don't think you're lying! I mean, that would be a weird thing to lie about.", ">\n\nFor f sake can the US just pay Egypt to build a fing second line already. Pretty sure the US could have paid Egypt to build 12 canals from the last wreck and now here we are again. Seriously Egypt doesn't have the money so just pay for it already so we don't have months long shipping crisis every year.", ">\n\nThis ignores both the history of the existing canal and the current megaprojects unfolding in egypt", ">\n\nWe've got another one, folks! 🎉🎉🎉🎉 (On a serious note, FOR FUCK'S SAKE!)", ">\n\nOh god please, Not again.", ">\n\nI bet my new tote bag was on there.", ">\n\nOn a ship carrying grain from Ukraine to China?", ">\n\n\nCanal traffic is unaffected, the canal authority's chairman Osama Rabie said.", ">\n\nIt’s like deja vu all over again.", ">\n\nAgain?", ">\n\nJesus, not again.", ">\n\noh no... not again.", ">\n\nhaha, yes!\nround 2", ">\n\nOkay, who decided to put history on loop?", ">\n\nCan anyone linke some radar site for ships? So we can track how \"bad\" it is?", ">\n\nOh no, not again.", ">\n\nLet's gooooo!", ">\n\nWe don’t need no stinkin supply chain!", ">\n\nEvergreen 2?", ">\n\nThis was a good episode of The Truman Show.", ">\n\nUkraine still exporting to China . Unfuckin real", ">\n\nGreat, now I will have to wait even longer for my container full of rubber dog poo", ">\n\nHere we go again...\nWhat do we do with a drunken sailor? What do we do we do with a drunken sailor? What do we do with a drunken sailor, early in the morning?", ">\n\nThrow em in the brig until they're sober", ">\n\nFeed 'em to the hungry rats for dinner.", ">\n\nPut them in bed with the captain's daughter", ">\n\nHave you seen the captain’s daughter (early in the morning)?", ">\n\nSober?", ">\n\nBetween this and the other things happening around the world it's like watching the events of the past 2-3 years replaying themselves.", ">\n\n\n\nShip stuck at the Suez Canal ✅\n\n\nA high number of contagious tourists coming in from China ✅\n\n\nA defeated president's supporters storm a country's government buildings ✅\n\n\nYep, sounds familiar alright.", ">\n\nHistory repeats, no one learns from the past.", ">\n\nI just heard someone say, \"History doesn't repeat itself, but it does rhyme.\"", ">\n\nRepeat Rap Battles of History! \n2020! Vs! 2023!\nBEGIN!", ">\n\nGreat now I gotta go listen to 40 ERBoH videos", ">\n\n\"Canal traffic is unaffected, the canal authority's chairman Osama Rabie said.\"", ">\n\nCanal authority is what I call it when my wife bosses me around", ">\n\nNo that one is without the C", ">\n\nNo, what you mean is when the morning coffee takes control", ">\n\nNot again.", ">\n\nWhat next, a bowl of petunias?", ">\n\n“Hey, I’ve seen this one! I’ve seen this one! This is a classic!”", ">\n\nWhat do you mean you’ve seen it, it’s brand new?", ">\n\nWhat are you doing step-ship!?", ">\n\nI just need a quick tug.", ">\n\nAgain!?", ">\n\nHooray! Worldwide commerce meltdown again! Oh, wait, no, that one is bad...", ">\n\nSorry, no raises this year because that global thing that happened for a couple of days\n-Corporations", ">\n\nAlso, all of the products and services that aren't significantly impacted are going to receive price hikes regardless- which will stick around well-after the supply chain has normalized. Our ~~suckers~~ customers ~~are too dumb to notice~~ understand that our products and services have great value and we're always doing our best to stay competitive with the other sociopaths in the price-fixed industry.", ">\n\nDammit, again?", ">\n\nYES! THEY PUT IT BACK!!!", ">\n\nThis should be interesting, 2023 off to a good start :)", ">\n\nLooks like a lousy remake of couple of previous years...", ">\n\nI've already seen this season.", ">\n\nI feel like I’ve heard this somewhere before…", ">\n\nSounds like no one read the article... They were able to get the ship unstuck, and it didn't sound like it caused any blockage. So nothing to worry about, and nothing like the last blockage.", ">\n\nImagine the captains face right now though. Just think. They all hope it won't be them, but it had to be someone.", ">\n\n2023 writers getting lazy now.", ">\n\nHave we even recover from the last?", ">\n\nI already saw this episode…", ">\n\nIt got up and left, why is everyone confused?", ">\n\nNobody asked for a sequel to Attack of the Crab Monsters (1957).", ">\n\nI’lll just leave this here.", ">\n\nThank you", ">\n\na.s.h.w.g.a.", ">\n\nLet's gooooo.", ">\n\nGreat, now I will have to wait even longer for my container full of rubber dog poo", ">\n\nIt has been resolved already: source", ">\n\nThis new is breaking!", ">\n\n*again", ">\n\nWell this year is off to a GREAT start.", ">\n\n:( why did it have to be a Ukrainian grain ship … they need the god damn money and the world needs their god damn grain .", ">\n\nAnd why does China need Ukrainian grain?", ">\n\nSo people dont starve ?", ">\n\nI didn't realize that such a massive industrial country as China needs grain import to not starve.", ">\n\nFrom the article: “It is currently unclear to what extent canal traffic is affected.”\nPretty sure that means it is badly affected.", ">\n\nAlso from the article:\n\nCanal traffic is unaffected, the canal authority's chairman Osama Rabie said.", ">\n\nIm not even lying, they changed/updated the article and now its 4x as long with much more info. Thanks.", ">\n\nI actually thought something like that happened. I don't think you're lying! I mean, that would be a weird thing to lie about.", ">\n\nThese idiots can't captain ships for shit", ">\n\nUkraine still exporting to China . Unfuckin real", ">\n\nFor f sake can the US just pay Egypt to build a fing second line already. Pretty sure the US could have paid Egypt to build 12 canals from the last wreck and now here we are again. Seriously Egypt doesn't have the money so just pay for it already so we don't have months long shipping crisis every year.", ">\n\nThis ignores both the history of the existing canal and the current megaprojects unfolding in egypt", ">\n\nWe've got another one, folks! 🎉🎉🎉🎉 (On a serious note, FOR FUCK'S SAKE!)", ">\n\nOh god please, Not again.", ">\n\nI bet my new tote bag was on there.", ">\n\nOn a ship carrying grain from Ukraine to China?", ">\n\n\nCanal traffic is unaffected, the canal authority's chairman Osama Rabie said.", ">\n\nIt’s like deja vu all over again.", ">\n\nAgain?", ">\n\nJesus, not again.", ">\n\noh no... not again.", ">\n\nhaha, yes!\nround 2", ">\n\nOkay, who decided to put history on loop?", ">\n\nCan anyone linke some radar site for ships? So we can track how \"bad\" it is?", ">\n\nOh no, not again.", ">\n\nLet's gooooo!", ">\n\nWe don’t need no stinkin supply chain!", ">\n\nEvergreen 2?", ">\n\nThis was a good episode of The Truman Show.", ">\n\nDe ja vu", ">\n\nLooks like they'll have to make it even wider for the influx of inexperienced shipping crews in the industry.", ">\n\nDeja Vu anyone?", ">\n\nSeriously, how often does this happens?", ">\n\nAgain?", ">\n\nIt’s even funnier the second time!!", ">\n\nPlease not with my stuff in it. Please.", ">\n\nBetween this and the other things happening around the world it's like watching the events of the past 2-3 years replaying themselves.", ">\n\n\n\nShip stuck at the Suez Canal ✅\n\n\nA high number of contagious tourists coming in from China ✅\n\n\nA defeated president's supporters storm a country's government buildings ✅\n\n\nYep, sounds familiar alright.", ">\n\nHistory repeats, no one learns from the past.", ">\n\nI just heard someone say, \"History doesn't repeat itself, but it does rhyme.\"", ">\n\nTime is a circle from a view except it's more like a staircase. And there's a shake at certain parts. \nHating the trudge upwards and always going around." ]

[ "Here we go again...\nWhat do we do with a drunken sailor? What do we do we do with a drunken sailor? What do we do with a drunken sailor, early in the morning?", ">\n\nThrow em in the brig until they're sober", ">\n\nFeed 'em to the hungry rats for dinner.", ">\n\nAnd this is why I'll need to listen to the Drunken Whaler on repeat for some amount of time.", ">\n\nBetween this and the other things happening around the world it's like watching the events of the past 2-3 years replaying themselves.", ">\n\n\n\nSuez Canal blocked by a cargo ship ✅\n\n\nA high number of contagious tourists coming in from China ✅\n\n\nA defeated president's supporters storm a country's government buildings ✅\n\n\nYep, sounds familiar alright.", ">\n\nHistory repeats, no one learns from the past.", ">\n\nI just heard someone say, \"History doesn't repeat itself, but it does rhyme.\"", ">\n\nTime is a circle from a view except it's more like a staircase. And there's a shake at certain parts. \nHating the trudge upwards and always going around.", ">\n\nVonnegut or mcconaughey?", ">\n\n\"Canal traffic is unaffected, the canal authority's chairman Osama Rabie said.\"", ">\n\nCanal authority is what I call it when my wife bosses me around", ">\n\nNot again.", ">\n\nWhat next, a bowl of petunias?", ">\n\nWhat are you doing step-ship!?", ">\n\nI just need a quick tug.", ">\n\nHooray! Worldwide commerce meltdown again! Oh, wait, no, that one is bad...", ">\n\nSorry, no raises this year because that global thing that happened for a couple of days\n-Corporations", ">\n\nAlso, all of the products and services that aren't significantly impacted are going to receive price hikes regardless- which will stick around well-after the supply chain has normalized. Our ~~suckers~~ customers ~~are too dumb to notice~~ understand that our products and services have great value and we're always doing our best to stay competitive with the other sociopaths in the price-fixed industry.", ">\n\nDammit, again?", ">\n\n“Hey, I’ve seen this one! I’ve seen this one! This is a classic!”", ">\n\nAgain!?", ">\n\nYES! THEY PUT IT BACK!!!", ">\n\nImagine the captains face right now though. Just think. They all hope it won't be them, but it had to be someone.", ">\n\nI've already seen this season.", ">\n\n2023 writers getting lazy now.", ">\n\nI feel like I’ve heard this somewhere before…", ">\n\n:( why did it have to be a Ukrainian grain ship … they need the god damn money and the world needs their god damn grain .", ">\n\nAnd why does China need Ukrainian grain?", ">\n\nI’lll just leave this here.", ">\n\nThank you", ">\n\na.s.h.w.g.a.", ">\n\nThis should be interesting, 2023 off to a good start :)", ">\n\nLooks like a lousy remake of couple of previous years...", ">\n\nHave we even recover from the last?", ">\n\nI already saw this episode…", ">\n\nLet's gooooo.", ">\n\nThese idiots can't captain ships for shit", ">\n\nFrom the article: “It is currently unclear to what extent canal traffic is affected.”\nPretty sure that means it is badly affected.", ">\n\nAlso from the article:\n\nCanal traffic is unaffected, the canal authority's chairman Osama Rabie said.", ">\n\nIm not even lying, they changed/updated the article and now its 4x as long with much more info. Thanks.", ">\n\nI actually thought something like that happened. I don't think you're lying! I mean, that would be a weird thing to lie about.", ">\n\nFor f sake can the US just pay Egypt to build a fing second line already. Pretty sure the US could have paid Egypt to build 12 canals from the last wreck and now here we are again. Seriously Egypt doesn't have the money so just pay for it already so we don't have months long shipping crisis every year.", ">\n\nThis ignores both the history of the existing canal and the current megaprojects unfolding in egypt", ">\n\nWe've got another one, folks! 🎉🎉🎉🎉 (On a serious note, FOR FUCK'S SAKE!)", ">\n\nOh god please, Not again.", ">\n\nI bet my new tote bag was on there.", ">\n\nOn a ship carrying grain from Ukraine to China?", ">\n\n\nCanal traffic is unaffected, the canal authority's chairman Osama Rabie said.", ">\n\nIt’s like deja vu all over again.", ">\n\nAgain?", ">\n\nJesus, not again.", ">\n\noh no... not again.", ">\n\nhaha, yes!\nround 2", ">\n\nOkay, who decided to put history on loop?", ">\n\nCan anyone linke some radar site for ships? So we can track how \"bad\" it is?", ">\n\nOh no, not again.", ">\n\nLet's gooooo!", ">\n\nWe don’t need no stinkin supply chain!", ">\n\nEvergreen 2?", ">\n\nThis was a good episode of The Truman Show.", ">\n\nUkraine still exporting to China . Unfuckin real", ">\n\nGreat, now I will have to wait even longer for my container full of rubber dog poo", ">\n\nHere we go again...\nWhat do we do with a drunken sailor? What do we do we do with a drunken sailor? What do we do with a drunken sailor, early in the morning?", ">\n\nThrow em in the brig until they're sober", ">\n\nFeed 'em to the hungry rats for dinner.", ">\n\nPut them in bed with the captain's daughter", ">\n\nHave you seen the captain’s daughter (early in the morning)?", ">\n\nSober?", ">\n\nBetween this and the other things happening around the world it's like watching the events of the past 2-3 years replaying themselves.", ">\n\n\n\nShip stuck at the Suez Canal ✅\n\n\nA high number of contagious tourists coming in from China ✅\n\n\nA defeated president's supporters storm a country's government buildings ✅\n\n\nYep, sounds familiar alright.", ">\n\nHistory repeats, no one learns from the past.", ">\n\nI just heard someone say, \"History doesn't repeat itself, but it does rhyme.\"", ">\n\nRepeat Rap Battles of History! \n2020! Vs! 2023!\nBEGIN!", ">\n\nGreat now I gotta go listen to 40 ERBoH videos", ">\n\n\"Canal traffic is unaffected, the canal authority's chairman Osama Rabie said.\"", ">\n\nCanal authority is what I call it when my wife bosses me around", ">\n\nNo that one is without the C", ">\n\nNo, what you mean is when the morning coffee takes control", ">\n\nNot again.", ">\n\nWhat next, a bowl of petunias?", ">\n\n“Hey, I’ve seen this one! I’ve seen this one! This is a classic!”", ">\n\nWhat do you mean you’ve seen it, it’s brand new?", ">\n\nWhat are you doing step-ship!?", ">\n\nI just need a quick tug.", ">\n\nAgain!?", ">\n\nHooray! Worldwide commerce meltdown again! Oh, wait, no, that one is bad...", ">\n\nSorry, no raises this year because that global thing that happened for a couple of days\n-Corporations", ">\n\nAlso, all of the products and services that aren't significantly impacted are going to receive price hikes regardless- which will stick around well-after the supply chain has normalized. Our ~~suckers~~ customers ~~are too dumb to notice~~ understand that our products and services have great value and we're always doing our best to stay competitive with the other sociopaths in the price-fixed industry.", ">\n\nDammit, again?", ">\n\nYES! THEY PUT IT BACK!!!", ">\n\nThis should be interesting, 2023 off to a good start :)", ">\n\nLooks like a lousy remake of couple of previous years...", ">\n\nI've already seen this season.", ">\n\nI feel like I’ve heard this somewhere before…", ">\n\nSounds like no one read the article... They were able to get the ship unstuck, and it didn't sound like it caused any blockage. So nothing to worry about, and nothing like the last blockage.", ">\n\nImagine the captains face right now though. Just think. They all hope it won't be them, but it had to be someone.", ">\n\n2023 writers getting lazy now.", ">\n\nHave we even recover from the last?", ">\n\nI already saw this episode…", ">\n\nIt got up and left, why is everyone confused?", ">\n\nNobody asked for a sequel to Attack of the Crab Monsters (1957).", ">\n\nI’lll just leave this here.", ">\n\nThank you", ">\n\na.s.h.w.g.a.", ">\n\nLet's gooooo.", ">\n\nGreat, now I will have to wait even longer for my container full of rubber dog poo", ">\n\nIt has been resolved already: source", ">\n\nThis new is breaking!", ">\n\n*again", ">\n\nWell this year is off to a GREAT start.", ">\n\n:( why did it have to be a Ukrainian grain ship … they need the god damn money and the world needs their god damn grain .", ">\n\nAnd why does China need Ukrainian grain?", ">\n\nSo people dont starve ?", ">\n\nI didn't realize that such a massive industrial country as China needs grain import to not starve.", ">\n\nFrom the article: “It is currently unclear to what extent canal traffic is affected.”\nPretty sure that means it is badly affected.", ">\n\nAlso from the article:\n\nCanal traffic is unaffected, the canal authority's chairman Osama Rabie said.", ">\n\nIm not even lying, they changed/updated the article and now its 4x as long with much more info. Thanks.", ">\n\nI actually thought something like that happened. I don't think you're lying! I mean, that would be a weird thing to lie about.", ">\n\nThese idiots can't captain ships for shit", ">\n\nUkraine still exporting to China . Unfuckin real", ">\n\nFor f sake can the US just pay Egypt to build a fing second line already. Pretty sure the US could have paid Egypt to build 12 canals from the last wreck and now here we are again. Seriously Egypt doesn't have the money so just pay for it already so we don't have months long shipping crisis every year.", ">\n\nThis ignores both the history of the existing canal and the current megaprojects unfolding in egypt", ">\n\nWe've got another one, folks! 🎉🎉🎉🎉 (On a serious note, FOR FUCK'S SAKE!)", ">\n\nOh god please, Not again.", ">\n\nI bet my new tote bag was on there.", ">\n\nOn a ship carrying grain from Ukraine to China?", ">\n\n\nCanal traffic is unaffected, the canal authority's chairman Osama Rabie said.", ">\n\nIt’s like deja vu all over again.", ">\n\nAgain?", ">\n\nJesus, not again.", ">\n\noh no... not again.", ">\n\nhaha, yes!\nround 2", ">\n\nOkay, who decided to put history on loop?", ">\n\nCan anyone linke some radar site for ships? So we can track how \"bad\" it is?", ">\n\nOh no, not again.", ">\n\nLet's gooooo!", ">\n\nWe don’t need no stinkin supply chain!", ">\n\nEvergreen 2?", ">\n\nThis was a good episode of The Truman Show.", ">\n\nDe ja vu", ">\n\nLooks like they'll have to make it even wider for the influx of inexperienced shipping crews in the industry.", ">\n\nDeja Vu anyone?", ">\n\nSeriously, how often does this happens?", ">\n\nAgain?", ">\n\nIt’s even funnier the second time!!", ">\n\nPlease not with my stuff in it. Please.", ">\n\nBetween this and the other things happening around the world it's like watching the events of the past 2-3 years replaying themselves.", ">\n\n\n\nShip stuck at the Suez Canal ✅\n\n\nA high number of contagious tourists coming in from China ✅\n\n\nA defeated president's supporters storm a country's government buildings ✅\n\n\nYep, sounds familiar alright.", ">\n\nHistory repeats, no one learns from the past.", ">\n\nI just heard someone say, \"History doesn't repeat itself, but it does rhyme.\"", ">\n\nTime is a circle from a view except it's more like a staircase. And there's a shake at certain parts. \nHating the trudge upwards and always going around.", ">\n\nVonnegut or mcconaughey?" ]

[ "Here we go again...\nWhat do we do with a drunken sailor? What do we do we do with a drunken sailor? What do we do with a drunken sailor, early in the morning?", ">\n\nThrow em in the brig until they're sober", ">\n\nFeed 'em to the hungry rats for dinner.", ">\n\nAnd this is why I'll need to listen to the Drunken Whaler on repeat for some amount of time.", ">\n\nBetween this and the other things happening around the world it's like watching the events of the past 2-3 years replaying themselves.", ">\n\n\n\nSuez Canal blocked by a cargo ship ✅\n\n\nA high number of contagious tourists coming in from China ✅\n\n\nA defeated president's supporters storm a country's government buildings ✅\n\n\nYep, sounds familiar alright.", ">\n\nHistory repeats, no one learns from the past.", ">\n\nI just heard someone say, \"History doesn't repeat itself, but it does rhyme.\"", ">\n\nTime is a circle from a view except it's more like a staircase. And there's a shake at certain parts. \nHating the trudge upwards and always going around.", ">\n\nVonnegut or mcconaughey?", ">\n\n\"Canal traffic is unaffected, the canal authority's chairman Osama Rabie said.\"", ">\n\nCanal authority is what I call it when my wife bosses me around", ">\n\nNot again.", ">\n\nWhat next, a bowl of petunias?", ">\n\nWhat are you doing step-ship!?", ">\n\nI just need a quick tug.", ">\n\nHooray! Worldwide commerce meltdown again! Oh, wait, no, that one is bad...", ">\n\nSorry, no raises this year because that global thing that happened for a couple of days\n-Corporations", ">\n\nAlso, all of the products and services that aren't significantly impacted are going to receive price hikes regardless- which will stick around well-after the supply chain has normalized. Our ~~suckers~~ customers ~~are too dumb to notice~~ understand that our products and services have great value and we're always doing our best to stay competitive with the other sociopaths in the price-fixed industry.", ">\n\nDammit, again?", ">\n\n“Hey, I’ve seen this one! I’ve seen this one! This is a classic!”", ">\n\nAgain!?", ">\n\nYES! THEY PUT IT BACK!!!", ">\n\nImagine the captains face right now though. Just think. They all hope it won't be them, but it had to be someone.", ">\n\nI've already seen this season.", ">\n\n2023 writers getting lazy now.", ">\n\nI feel like I’ve heard this somewhere before…", ">\n\n:( why did it have to be a Ukrainian grain ship … they need the god damn money and the world needs their god damn grain .", ">\n\nAnd why does China need Ukrainian grain?", ">\n\nI’lll just leave this here.", ">\n\nThank you", ">\n\na.s.h.w.g.a.", ">\n\nThis should be interesting, 2023 off to a good start :)", ">\n\nLooks like a lousy remake of couple of previous years...", ">\n\nHave we even recover from the last?", ">\n\nI already saw this episode…", ">\n\nLet's gooooo.", ">\n\nThese idiots can't captain ships for shit", ">\n\nFrom the article: “It is currently unclear to what extent canal traffic is affected.”\nPretty sure that means it is badly affected.", ">\n\nAlso from the article:\n\nCanal traffic is unaffected, the canal authority's chairman Osama Rabie said.", ">\n\nIm not even lying, they changed/updated the article and now its 4x as long with much more info. Thanks.", ">\n\nI actually thought something like that happened. I don't think you're lying! I mean, that would be a weird thing to lie about.", ">\n\nFor f sake can the US just pay Egypt to build a fing second line already. Pretty sure the US could have paid Egypt to build 12 canals from the last wreck and now here we are again. Seriously Egypt doesn't have the money so just pay for it already so we don't have months long shipping crisis every year.", ">\n\nThis ignores both the history of the existing canal and the current megaprojects unfolding in egypt", ">\n\nWe've got another one, folks! 🎉🎉🎉🎉 (On a serious note, FOR FUCK'S SAKE!)", ">\n\nOh god please, Not again.", ">\n\nI bet my new tote bag was on there.", ">\n\nOn a ship carrying grain from Ukraine to China?", ">\n\n\nCanal traffic is unaffected, the canal authority's chairman Osama Rabie said.", ">\n\nIt’s like deja vu all over again.", ">\n\nAgain?", ">\n\nJesus, not again.", ">\n\noh no... not again.", ">\n\nhaha, yes!\nround 2", ">\n\nOkay, who decided to put history on loop?", ">\n\nCan anyone linke some radar site for ships? So we can track how \"bad\" it is?", ">\n\nOh no, not again.", ">\n\nLet's gooooo!", ">\n\nWe don’t need no stinkin supply chain!", ">\n\nEvergreen 2?", ">\n\nThis was a good episode of The Truman Show.", ">\n\nUkraine still exporting to China . Unfuckin real", ">\n\nGreat, now I will have to wait even longer for my container full of rubber dog poo", ">\n\nHere we go again...\nWhat do we do with a drunken sailor? What do we do we do with a drunken sailor? What do we do with a drunken sailor, early in the morning?", ">\n\nThrow em in the brig until they're sober", ">\n\nFeed 'em to the hungry rats for dinner.", ">\n\nPut them in bed with the captain's daughter", ">\n\nHave you seen the captain’s daughter (early in the morning)?", ">\n\nSober?", ">\n\nBetween this and the other things happening around the world it's like watching the events of the past 2-3 years replaying themselves.", ">\n\n\n\nShip stuck at the Suez Canal ✅\n\n\nA high number of contagious tourists coming in from China ✅\n\n\nA defeated president's supporters storm a country's government buildings ✅\n\n\nYep, sounds familiar alright.", ">\n\nHistory repeats, no one learns from the past.", ">\n\nI just heard someone say, \"History doesn't repeat itself, but it does rhyme.\"", ">\n\nRepeat Rap Battles of History! \n2020! Vs! 2023!\nBEGIN!", ">\n\nGreat now I gotta go listen to 40 ERBoH videos", ">\n\n\"Canal traffic is unaffected, the canal authority's chairman Osama Rabie said.\"", ">\n\nCanal authority is what I call it when my wife bosses me around", ">\n\nNo that one is without the C", ">\n\nNo, what you mean is when the morning coffee takes control", ">\n\nNot again.", ">\n\nWhat next, a bowl of petunias?", ">\n\n“Hey, I’ve seen this one! I’ve seen this one! This is a classic!”", ">\n\nWhat do you mean you’ve seen it, it’s brand new?", ">\n\nWhat are you doing step-ship!?", ">\n\nI just need a quick tug.", ">\n\nAgain!?", ">\n\nHooray! Worldwide commerce meltdown again! Oh, wait, no, that one is bad...", ">\n\nSorry, no raises this year because that global thing that happened for a couple of days\n-Corporations", ">\n\nAlso, all of the products and services that aren't significantly impacted are going to receive price hikes regardless- which will stick around well-after the supply chain has normalized. Our ~~suckers~~ customers ~~are too dumb to notice~~ understand that our products and services have great value and we're always doing our best to stay competitive with the other sociopaths in the price-fixed industry.", ">\n\nDammit, again?", ">\n\nYES! THEY PUT IT BACK!!!", ">\n\nThis should be interesting, 2023 off to a good start :)", ">\n\nLooks like a lousy remake of couple of previous years...", ">\n\nI've already seen this season.", ">\n\nI feel like I’ve heard this somewhere before…", ">\n\nSounds like no one read the article... They were able to get the ship unstuck, and it didn't sound like it caused any blockage. So nothing to worry about, and nothing like the last blockage.", ">\n\nImagine the captains face right now though. Just think. They all hope it won't be them, but it had to be someone.", ">\n\n2023 writers getting lazy now.", ">\n\nHave we even recover from the last?", ">\n\nI already saw this episode…", ">\n\nIt got up and left, why is everyone confused?", ">\n\nNobody asked for a sequel to Attack of the Crab Monsters (1957).", ">\n\nI’lll just leave this here.", ">\n\nThank you", ">\n\na.s.h.w.g.a.", ">\n\nLet's gooooo.", ">\n\nGreat, now I will have to wait even longer for my container full of rubber dog poo", ">\n\nIt has been resolved already: source", ">\n\nThis new is breaking!", ">\n\n*again", ">\n\nWell this year is off to a GREAT start.", ">\n\n:( why did it have to be a Ukrainian grain ship … they need the god damn money and the world needs their god damn grain .", ">\n\nAnd why does China need Ukrainian grain?", ">\n\nSo people dont starve ?", ">\n\nI didn't realize that such a massive industrial country as China needs grain import to not starve.", ">\n\nFrom the article: “It is currently unclear to what extent canal traffic is affected.”\nPretty sure that means it is badly affected.", ">\n\nAlso from the article:\n\nCanal traffic is unaffected, the canal authority's chairman Osama Rabie said.", ">\n\nIm not even lying, they changed/updated the article and now its 4x as long with much more info. Thanks.", ">\n\nI actually thought something like that happened. I don't think you're lying! I mean, that would be a weird thing to lie about.", ">\n\nThese idiots can't captain ships for shit", ">\n\nUkraine still exporting to China . Unfuckin real", ">\n\nFor f sake can the US just pay Egypt to build a fing second line already. Pretty sure the US could have paid Egypt to build 12 canals from the last wreck and now here we are again. Seriously Egypt doesn't have the money so just pay for it already so we don't have months long shipping crisis every year.", ">\n\nThis ignores both the history of the existing canal and the current megaprojects unfolding in egypt", ">\n\nWe've got another one, folks! 🎉🎉🎉🎉 (On a serious note, FOR FUCK'S SAKE!)", ">\n\nOh god please, Not again.", ">\n\nI bet my new tote bag was on there.", ">\n\nOn a ship carrying grain from Ukraine to China?", ">\n\n\nCanal traffic is unaffected, the canal authority's chairman Osama Rabie said.", ">\n\nIt’s like deja vu all over again.", ">\n\nAgain?", ">\n\nJesus, not again.", ">\n\noh no... not again.", ">\n\nhaha, yes!\nround 2", ">\n\nOkay, who decided to put history on loop?", ">\n\nCan anyone linke some radar site for ships? So we can track how \"bad\" it is?", ">\n\nOh no, not again.", ">\n\nLet's gooooo!", ">\n\nWe don’t need no stinkin supply chain!", ">\n\nEvergreen 2?", ">\n\nThis was a good episode of The Truman Show.", ">\n\nDe ja vu", ">\n\nLooks like they'll have to make it even wider for the influx of inexperienced shipping crews in the industry.", ">\n\nDeja Vu anyone?", ">\n\nSeriously, how often does this happens?", ">\n\nAgain?", ">\n\nIt’s even funnier the second time!!", ">\n\nPlease not with my stuff in it. Please.", ">\n\nBetween this and the other things happening around the world it's like watching the events of the past 2-3 years replaying themselves.", ">\n\n\n\nShip stuck at the Suez Canal ✅\n\n\nA high number of contagious tourists coming in from China ✅\n\n\nA defeated president's supporters storm a country's government buildings ✅\n\n\nYep, sounds familiar alright.", ">\n\nHistory repeats, no one learns from the past.", ">\n\nI just heard someone say, \"History doesn't repeat itself, but it does rhyme.\"", ">\n\nTime is a circle from a view except it's more like a staircase. And there's a shake at certain parts. \nHating the trudge upwards and always going around.", ">\n\nVonnegut or mcconaughey?", ">\n\n\"Canal traffic is unaffected, the canal authority's chairman Osama Rabie said.\"" ]

[ "Here we go again...\nWhat do we do with a drunken sailor? What do we do we do with a drunken sailor? What do we do with a drunken sailor, early in the morning?", ">\n\nThrow em in the brig until they're sober", ">\n\nFeed 'em to the hungry rats for dinner.", ">\n\nAnd this is why I'll need to listen to the Drunken Whaler on repeat for some amount of time.", ">\n\nBetween this and the other things happening around the world it's like watching the events of the past 2-3 years replaying themselves.", ">\n\n\n\nSuez Canal blocked by a cargo ship ✅\n\n\nA high number of contagious tourists coming in from China ✅\n\n\nA defeated president's supporters storm a country's government buildings ✅\n\n\nYep, sounds familiar alright.", ">\n\nHistory repeats, no one learns from the past.", ">\n\nI just heard someone say, \"History doesn't repeat itself, but it does rhyme.\"", ">\n\nTime is a circle from a view except it's more like a staircase. And there's a shake at certain parts. \nHating the trudge upwards and always going around.", ">\n\nVonnegut or mcconaughey?", ">\n\n\"Canal traffic is unaffected, the canal authority's chairman Osama Rabie said.\"", ">\n\nCanal authority is what I call it when my wife bosses me around", ">\n\nNot again.", ">\n\nWhat next, a bowl of petunias?", ">\n\nWhat are you doing step-ship!?", ">\n\nI just need a quick tug.", ">\n\nHooray! Worldwide commerce meltdown again! Oh, wait, no, that one is bad...", ">\n\nSorry, no raises this year because that global thing that happened for a couple of days\n-Corporations", ">\n\nAlso, all of the products and services that aren't significantly impacted are going to receive price hikes regardless- which will stick around well-after the supply chain has normalized. Our ~~suckers~~ customers ~~are too dumb to notice~~ understand that our products and services have great value and we're always doing our best to stay competitive with the other sociopaths in the price-fixed industry.", ">\n\nDammit, again?", ">\n\n“Hey, I’ve seen this one! I’ve seen this one! This is a classic!”", ">\n\nAgain!?", ">\n\nYES! THEY PUT IT BACK!!!", ">\n\nImagine the captains face right now though. Just think. They all hope it won't be them, but it had to be someone.", ">\n\nI've already seen this season.", ">\n\n2023 writers getting lazy now.", ">\n\nI feel like I’ve heard this somewhere before…", ">\n\n:( why did it have to be a Ukrainian grain ship … they need the god damn money and the world needs their god damn grain .", ">\n\nAnd why does China need Ukrainian grain?", ">\n\nI’lll just leave this here.", ">\n\nThank you", ">\n\na.s.h.w.g.a.", ">\n\nThis should be interesting, 2023 off to a good start :)", ">\n\nLooks like a lousy remake of couple of previous years...", ">\n\nHave we even recover from the last?", ">\n\nI already saw this episode…", ">\n\nLet's gooooo.", ">\n\nThese idiots can't captain ships for shit", ">\n\nFrom the article: “It is currently unclear to what extent canal traffic is affected.”\nPretty sure that means it is badly affected.", ">\n\nAlso from the article:\n\nCanal traffic is unaffected, the canal authority's chairman Osama Rabie said.", ">\n\nIm not even lying, they changed/updated the article and now its 4x as long with much more info. Thanks.", ">\n\nI actually thought something like that happened. I don't think you're lying! I mean, that would be a weird thing to lie about.", ">\n\nFor f sake can the US just pay Egypt to build a fing second line already. Pretty sure the US could have paid Egypt to build 12 canals from the last wreck and now here we are again. Seriously Egypt doesn't have the money so just pay for it already so we don't have months long shipping crisis every year.", ">\n\nThis ignores both the history of the existing canal and the current megaprojects unfolding in egypt", ">\n\nWe've got another one, folks! 🎉🎉🎉🎉 (On a serious note, FOR FUCK'S SAKE!)", ">\n\nOh god please, Not again.", ">\n\nI bet my new tote bag was on there.", ">\n\nOn a ship carrying grain from Ukraine to China?", ">\n\n\nCanal traffic is unaffected, the canal authority's chairman Osama Rabie said.", ">\n\nIt’s like deja vu all over again.", ">\n\nAgain?", ">\n\nJesus, not again.", ">\n\noh no... not again.", ">\n\nhaha, yes!\nround 2", ">\n\nOkay, who decided to put history on loop?", ">\n\nCan anyone linke some radar site for ships? So we can track how \"bad\" it is?", ">\n\nOh no, not again.", ">\n\nLet's gooooo!", ">\n\nWe don’t need no stinkin supply chain!", ">\n\nEvergreen 2?", ">\n\nThis was a good episode of The Truman Show.", ">\n\nUkraine still exporting to China . Unfuckin real", ">\n\nGreat, now I will have to wait even longer for my container full of rubber dog poo", ">\n\nHere we go again...\nWhat do we do with a drunken sailor? What do we do we do with a drunken sailor? What do we do with a drunken sailor, early in the morning?", ">\n\nThrow em in the brig until they're sober", ">\n\nFeed 'em to the hungry rats for dinner.", ">\n\nPut them in bed with the captain's daughter", ">\n\nHave you seen the captain’s daughter (early in the morning)?", ">\n\nSober?", ">\n\nBetween this and the other things happening around the world it's like watching the events of the past 2-3 years replaying themselves.", ">\n\n\n\nShip stuck at the Suez Canal ✅\n\n\nA high number of contagious tourists coming in from China ✅\n\n\nA defeated president's supporters storm a country's government buildings ✅\n\n\nYep, sounds familiar alright.", ">\n\nHistory repeats, no one learns from the past.", ">\n\nI just heard someone say, \"History doesn't repeat itself, but it does rhyme.\"", ">\n\nRepeat Rap Battles of History! \n2020! Vs! 2023!\nBEGIN!", ">\n\nGreat now I gotta go listen to 40 ERBoH videos", ">\n\n\"Canal traffic is unaffected, the canal authority's chairman Osama Rabie said.\"", ">\n\nCanal authority is what I call it when my wife bosses me around", ">\n\nNo that one is without the C", ">\n\nNo, what you mean is when the morning coffee takes control", ">\n\nNot again.", ">\n\nWhat next, a bowl of petunias?", ">\n\n“Hey, I’ve seen this one! I’ve seen this one! This is a classic!”", ">\n\nWhat do you mean you’ve seen it, it’s brand new?", ">\n\nWhat are you doing step-ship!?", ">\n\nI just need a quick tug.", ">\n\nAgain!?", ">\n\nHooray! Worldwide commerce meltdown again! Oh, wait, no, that one is bad...", ">\n\nSorry, no raises this year because that global thing that happened for a couple of days\n-Corporations", ">\n\nAlso, all of the products and services that aren't significantly impacted are going to receive price hikes regardless- which will stick around well-after the supply chain has normalized. Our ~~suckers~~ customers ~~are too dumb to notice~~ understand that our products and services have great value and we're always doing our best to stay competitive with the other sociopaths in the price-fixed industry.", ">\n\nDammit, again?", ">\n\nYES! THEY PUT IT BACK!!!", ">\n\nThis should be interesting, 2023 off to a good start :)", ">\n\nLooks like a lousy remake of couple of previous years...", ">\n\nI've already seen this season.", ">\n\nI feel like I’ve heard this somewhere before…", ">\n\nSounds like no one read the article... They were able to get the ship unstuck, and it didn't sound like it caused any blockage. So nothing to worry about, and nothing like the last blockage.", ">\n\nImagine the captains face right now though. Just think. They all hope it won't be them, but it had to be someone.", ">\n\n2023 writers getting lazy now.", ">\n\nHave we even recover from the last?", ">\n\nI already saw this episode…", ">\n\nIt got up and left, why is everyone confused?", ">\n\nNobody asked for a sequel to Attack of the Crab Monsters (1957).", ">\n\nI’lll just leave this here.", ">\n\nThank you", ">\n\na.s.h.w.g.a.", ">\n\nLet's gooooo.", ">\n\nGreat, now I will have to wait even longer for my container full of rubber dog poo", ">\n\nIt has been resolved already: source", ">\n\nThis new is breaking!", ">\n\n*again", ">\n\nWell this year is off to a GREAT start.", ">\n\n:( why did it have to be a Ukrainian grain ship … they need the god damn money and the world needs their god damn grain .", ">\n\nAnd why does China need Ukrainian grain?", ">\n\nSo people dont starve ?", ">\n\nI didn't realize that such a massive industrial country as China needs grain import to not starve.", ">\n\nFrom the article: “It is currently unclear to what extent canal traffic is affected.”\nPretty sure that means it is badly affected.", ">\n\nAlso from the article:\n\nCanal traffic is unaffected, the canal authority's chairman Osama Rabie said.", ">\n\nIm not even lying, they changed/updated the article and now its 4x as long with much more info. Thanks.", ">\n\nI actually thought something like that happened. I don't think you're lying! I mean, that would be a weird thing to lie about.", ">\n\nThese idiots can't captain ships for shit", ">\n\nUkraine still exporting to China . Unfuckin real", ">\n\nFor f sake can the US just pay Egypt to build a fing second line already. Pretty sure the US could have paid Egypt to build 12 canals from the last wreck and now here we are again. Seriously Egypt doesn't have the money so just pay for it already so we don't have months long shipping crisis every year.", ">\n\nThis ignores both the history of the existing canal and the current megaprojects unfolding in egypt", ">\n\nWe've got another one, folks! 🎉🎉🎉🎉 (On a serious note, FOR FUCK'S SAKE!)", ">\n\nOh god please, Not again.", ">\n\nI bet my new tote bag was on there.", ">\n\nOn a ship carrying grain from Ukraine to China?", ">\n\n\nCanal traffic is unaffected, the canal authority's chairman Osama Rabie said.", ">\n\nIt’s like deja vu all over again.", ">\n\nAgain?", ">\n\nJesus, not again.", ">\n\noh no... not again.", ">\n\nhaha, yes!\nround 2", ">\n\nOkay, who decided to put history on loop?", ">\n\nCan anyone linke some radar site for ships? So we can track how \"bad\" it is?", ">\n\nOh no, not again.", ">\n\nLet's gooooo!", ">\n\nWe don’t need no stinkin supply chain!", ">\n\nEvergreen 2?", ">\n\nThis was a good episode of The Truman Show.", ">\n\nDe ja vu", ">\n\nLooks like they'll have to make it even wider for the influx of inexperienced shipping crews in the industry.", ">\n\nDeja Vu anyone?", ">\n\nSeriously, how often does this happens?", ">\n\nAgain?", ">\n\nIt’s even funnier the second time!!", ">\n\nPlease not with my stuff in it. Please.", ">\n\nBetween this and the other things happening around the world it's like watching the events of the past 2-3 years replaying themselves.", ">\n\n\n\nShip stuck at the Suez Canal ✅\n\n\nA high number of contagious tourists coming in from China ✅\n\n\nA defeated president's supporters storm a country's government buildings ✅\n\n\nYep, sounds familiar alright.", ">\n\nHistory repeats, no one learns from the past.", ">\n\nI just heard someone say, \"History doesn't repeat itself, but it does rhyme.\"", ">\n\nTime is a circle from a view except it's more like a staircase. And there's a shake at certain parts. \nHating the trudge upwards and always going around.", ">\n\nVonnegut or mcconaughey?", ">\n\n\"Canal traffic is unaffected, the canal authority's chairman Osama Rabie said.\"", ">\n\nCanal authority is what I call it when my wife bosses me around" ]

[ "Here we go again...\nWhat do we do with a drunken sailor? What do we do we do with a drunken sailor? What do we do with a drunken sailor, early in the morning?", ">\n\nThrow em in the brig until they're sober", ">\n\nFeed 'em to the hungry rats for dinner.", ">\n\nAnd this is why I'll need to listen to the Drunken Whaler on repeat for some amount of time.", ">\n\nBetween this and the other things happening around the world it's like watching the events of the past 2-3 years replaying themselves.", ">\n\n\n\nSuez Canal blocked by a cargo ship ✅\n\n\nA high number of contagious tourists coming in from China ✅\n\n\nA defeated president's supporters storm a country's government buildings ✅\n\n\nYep, sounds familiar alright.", ">\n\nHistory repeats, no one learns from the past.", ">\n\nI just heard someone say, \"History doesn't repeat itself, but it does rhyme.\"", ">\n\nTime is a circle from a view except it's more like a staircase. And there's a shake at certain parts. \nHating the trudge upwards and always going around.", ">\n\nVonnegut or mcconaughey?", ">\n\n\"Canal traffic is unaffected, the canal authority's chairman Osama Rabie said.\"", ">\n\nCanal authority is what I call it when my wife bosses me around", ">\n\nNot again.", ">\n\nWhat next, a bowl of petunias?", ">\n\nWhat are you doing step-ship!?", ">\n\nI just need a quick tug.", ">\n\nHooray! Worldwide commerce meltdown again! Oh, wait, no, that one is bad...", ">\n\nSorry, no raises this year because that global thing that happened for a couple of days\n-Corporations", ">\n\nAlso, all of the products and services that aren't significantly impacted are going to receive price hikes regardless- which will stick around well-after the supply chain has normalized. Our ~~suckers~~ customers ~~are too dumb to notice~~ understand that our products and services have great value and we're always doing our best to stay competitive with the other sociopaths in the price-fixed industry.", ">\n\nDammit, again?", ">\n\n“Hey, I’ve seen this one! I’ve seen this one! This is a classic!”", ">\n\nAgain!?", ">\n\nYES! THEY PUT IT BACK!!!", ">\n\nImagine the captains face right now though. Just think. They all hope it won't be them, but it had to be someone.", ">\n\nI've already seen this season.", ">\n\n2023 writers getting lazy now.", ">\n\nI feel like I’ve heard this somewhere before…", ">\n\n:( why did it have to be a Ukrainian grain ship … they need the god damn money and the world needs their god damn grain .", ">\n\nAnd why does China need Ukrainian grain?", ">\n\nI’lll just leave this here.", ">\n\nThank you", ">\n\na.s.h.w.g.a.", ">\n\nThis should be interesting, 2023 off to a good start :)", ">\n\nLooks like a lousy remake of couple of previous years...", ">\n\nHave we even recover from the last?", ">\n\nI already saw this episode…", ">\n\nLet's gooooo.", ">\n\nThese idiots can't captain ships for shit", ">\n\nFrom the article: “It is currently unclear to what extent canal traffic is affected.”\nPretty sure that means it is badly affected.", ">\n\nAlso from the article:\n\nCanal traffic is unaffected, the canal authority's chairman Osama Rabie said.", ">\n\nIm not even lying, they changed/updated the article and now its 4x as long with much more info. Thanks.", ">\n\nI actually thought something like that happened. I don't think you're lying! I mean, that would be a weird thing to lie about.", ">\n\nFor f sake can the US just pay Egypt to build a fing second line already. Pretty sure the US could have paid Egypt to build 12 canals from the last wreck and now here we are again. Seriously Egypt doesn't have the money so just pay for it already so we don't have months long shipping crisis every year.", ">\n\nThis ignores both the history of the existing canal and the current megaprojects unfolding in egypt", ">\n\nWe've got another one, folks! 🎉🎉🎉🎉 (On a serious note, FOR FUCK'S SAKE!)", ">\n\nOh god please, Not again.", ">\n\nI bet my new tote bag was on there.", ">\n\nOn a ship carrying grain from Ukraine to China?", ">\n\n\nCanal traffic is unaffected, the canal authority's chairman Osama Rabie said.", ">\n\nIt’s like deja vu all over again.", ">\n\nAgain?", ">\n\nJesus, not again.", ">\n\noh no... not again.", ">\n\nhaha, yes!\nround 2", ">\n\nOkay, who decided to put history on loop?", ">\n\nCan anyone linke some radar site for ships? So we can track how \"bad\" it is?", ">\n\nOh no, not again.", ">\n\nLet's gooooo!", ">\n\nWe don’t need no stinkin supply chain!", ">\n\nEvergreen 2?", ">\n\nThis was a good episode of The Truman Show.", ">\n\nUkraine still exporting to China . Unfuckin real", ">\n\nGreat, now I will have to wait even longer for my container full of rubber dog poo", ">\n\nHere we go again...\nWhat do we do with a drunken sailor? What do we do we do with a drunken sailor? What do we do with a drunken sailor, early in the morning?", ">\n\nThrow em in the brig until they're sober", ">\n\nFeed 'em to the hungry rats for dinner.", ">\n\nPut them in bed with the captain's daughter", ">\n\nHave you seen the captain’s daughter (early in the morning)?", ">\n\nSober?", ">\n\nBetween this and the other things happening around the world it's like watching the events of the past 2-3 years replaying themselves.", ">\n\n\n\nShip stuck at the Suez Canal ✅\n\n\nA high number of contagious tourists coming in from China ✅\n\n\nA defeated president's supporters storm a country's government buildings ✅\n\n\nYep, sounds familiar alright.", ">\n\nHistory repeats, no one learns from the past.", ">\n\nI just heard someone say, \"History doesn't repeat itself, but it does rhyme.\"", ">\n\nRepeat Rap Battles of History! \n2020! Vs! 2023!\nBEGIN!", ">\n\nGreat now I gotta go listen to 40 ERBoH videos", ">\n\n\"Canal traffic is unaffected, the canal authority's chairman Osama Rabie said.\"", ">\n\nCanal authority is what I call it when my wife bosses me around", ">\n\nNo that one is without the C", ">\n\nNo, what you mean is when the morning coffee takes control", ">\n\nNot again.", ">\n\nWhat next, a bowl of petunias?", ">\n\n“Hey, I’ve seen this one! I’ve seen this one! This is a classic!”", ">\n\nWhat do you mean you’ve seen it, it’s brand new?", ">\n\nWhat are you doing step-ship!?", ">\n\nI just need a quick tug.", ">\n\nAgain!?", ">\n\nHooray! Worldwide commerce meltdown again! Oh, wait, no, that one is bad...", ">\n\nSorry, no raises this year because that global thing that happened for a couple of days\n-Corporations", ">\n\nAlso, all of the products and services that aren't significantly impacted are going to receive price hikes regardless- which will stick around well-after the supply chain has normalized. Our ~~suckers~~ customers ~~are too dumb to notice~~ understand that our products and services have great value and we're always doing our best to stay competitive with the other sociopaths in the price-fixed industry.", ">\n\nDammit, again?", ">\n\nYES! THEY PUT IT BACK!!!", ">\n\nThis should be interesting, 2023 off to a good start :)", ">\n\nLooks like a lousy remake of couple of previous years...", ">\n\nI've already seen this season.", ">\n\nI feel like I’ve heard this somewhere before…", ">\n\nSounds like no one read the article... They were able to get the ship unstuck, and it didn't sound like it caused any blockage. So nothing to worry about, and nothing like the last blockage.", ">\n\nImagine the captains face right now though. Just think. They all hope it won't be them, but it had to be someone.", ">\n\n2023 writers getting lazy now.", ">\n\nHave we even recover from the last?", ">\n\nI already saw this episode…", ">\n\nIt got up and left, why is everyone confused?", ">\n\nNobody asked for a sequel to Attack of the Crab Monsters (1957).", ">\n\nI’lll just leave this here.", ">\n\nThank you", ">\n\na.s.h.w.g.a.", ">\n\nLet's gooooo.", ">\n\nGreat, now I will have to wait even longer for my container full of rubber dog poo", ">\n\nIt has been resolved already: source", ">\n\nThis new is breaking!", ">\n\n*again", ">\n\nWell this year is off to a GREAT start.", ">\n\n:( why did it have to be a Ukrainian grain ship … they need the god damn money and the world needs their god damn grain .", ">\n\nAnd why does China need Ukrainian grain?", ">\n\nSo people dont starve ?", ">\n\nI didn't realize that such a massive industrial country as China needs grain import to not starve.", ">\n\nFrom the article: “It is currently unclear to what extent canal traffic is affected.”\nPretty sure that means it is badly affected.", ">\n\nAlso from the article:\n\nCanal traffic is unaffected, the canal authority's chairman Osama Rabie said.", ">\n\nIm not even lying, they changed/updated the article and now its 4x as long with much more info. Thanks.", ">\n\nI actually thought something like that happened. I don't think you're lying! I mean, that would be a weird thing to lie about.", ">\n\nThese idiots can't captain ships for shit", ">\n\nUkraine still exporting to China . Unfuckin real", ">\n\nFor f sake can the US just pay Egypt to build a fing second line already. Pretty sure the US could have paid Egypt to build 12 canals from the last wreck and now here we are again. Seriously Egypt doesn't have the money so just pay for it already so we don't have months long shipping crisis every year.", ">\n\nThis ignores both the history of the existing canal and the current megaprojects unfolding in egypt", ">\n\nWe've got another one, folks! 🎉🎉🎉🎉 (On a serious note, FOR FUCK'S SAKE!)", ">\n\nOh god please, Not again.", ">\n\nI bet my new tote bag was on there.", ">\n\nOn a ship carrying grain from Ukraine to China?", ">\n\n\nCanal traffic is unaffected, the canal authority's chairman Osama Rabie said.", ">\n\nIt’s like deja vu all over again.", ">\n\nAgain?", ">\n\nJesus, not again.", ">\n\noh no... not again.", ">\n\nhaha, yes!\nround 2", ">\n\nOkay, who decided to put history on loop?", ">\n\nCan anyone linke some radar site for ships? So we can track how \"bad\" it is?", ">\n\nOh no, not again.", ">\n\nLet's gooooo!", ">\n\nWe don’t need no stinkin supply chain!", ">\n\nEvergreen 2?", ">\n\nThis was a good episode of The Truman Show.", ">\n\nDe ja vu", ">\n\nLooks like they'll have to make it even wider for the influx of inexperienced shipping crews in the industry.", ">\n\nDeja Vu anyone?", ">\n\nSeriously, how often does this happens?", ">\n\nAgain?", ">\n\nIt’s even funnier the second time!!", ">\n\nPlease not with my stuff in it. Please.", ">\n\nBetween this and the other things happening around the world it's like watching the events of the past 2-3 years replaying themselves.", ">\n\n\n\nShip stuck at the Suez Canal ✅\n\n\nA high number of contagious tourists coming in from China ✅\n\n\nA defeated president's supporters storm a country's government buildings ✅\n\n\nYep, sounds familiar alright.", ">\n\nHistory repeats, no one learns from the past.", ">\n\nI just heard someone say, \"History doesn't repeat itself, but it does rhyme.\"", ">\n\nTime is a circle from a view except it's more like a staircase. And there's a shake at certain parts. \nHating the trudge upwards and always going around.", ">\n\nVonnegut or mcconaughey?", ">\n\n\"Canal traffic is unaffected, the canal authority's chairman Osama Rabie said.\"", ">\n\nCanal authority is what I call it when my wife bosses me around", ">\n\nNo that one is without the C" ]

[ "Here we go again...\nWhat do we do with a drunken sailor? What do we do we do with a drunken sailor? What do we do with a drunken sailor, early in the morning?", ">\n\nThrow em in the brig until they're sober", ">\n\nFeed 'em to the hungry rats for dinner.", ">\n\nAnd this is why I'll need to listen to the Drunken Whaler on repeat for some amount of time.", ">\n\nBetween this and the other things happening around the world it's like watching the events of the past 2-3 years replaying themselves.", ">\n\n\n\nSuez Canal blocked by a cargo ship ✅\n\n\nA high number of contagious tourists coming in from China ✅\n\n\nA defeated president's supporters storm a country's government buildings ✅\n\n\nYep, sounds familiar alright.", ">\n\nHistory repeats, no one learns from the past.", ">\n\nI just heard someone say, \"History doesn't repeat itself, but it does rhyme.\"", ">\n\nTime is a circle from a view except it's more like a staircase. And there's a shake at certain parts. \nHating the trudge upwards and always going around.", ">\n\nVonnegut or mcconaughey?", ">\n\n\"Canal traffic is unaffected, the canal authority's chairman Osama Rabie said.\"", ">\n\nCanal authority is what I call it when my wife bosses me around", ">\n\nNot again.", ">\n\nWhat next, a bowl of petunias?", ">\n\nWhat are you doing step-ship!?", ">\n\nI just need a quick tug.", ">\n\nHooray! Worldwide commerce meltdown again! Oh, wait, no, that one is bad...", ">\n\nSorry, no raises this year because that global thing that happened for a couple of days\n-Corporations", ">\n\nAlso, all of the products and services that aren't significantly impacted are going to receive price hikes regardless- which will stick around well-after the supply chain has normalized. Our ~~suckers~~ customers ~~are too dumb to notice~~ understand that our products and services have great value and we're always doing our best to stay competitive with the other sociopaths in the price-fixed industry.", ">\n\nDammit, again?", ">\n\n“Hey, I’ve seen this one! I’ve seen this one! This is a classic!”", ">\n\nAgain!?", ">\n\nYES! THEY PUT IT BACK!!!", ">\n\nImagine the captains face right now though. Just think. They all hope it won't be them, but it had to be someone.", ">\n\nI've already seen this season.", ">\n\n2023 writers getting lazy now.", ">\n\nI feel like I’ve heard this somewhere before…", ">\n\n:( why did it have to be a Ukrainian grain ship … they need the god damn money and the world needs their god damn grain .", ">\n\nAnd why does China need Ukrainian grain?", ">\n\nI’lll just leave this here.", ">\n\nThank you", ">\n\na.s.h.w.g.a.", ">\n\nThis should be interesting, 2023 off to a good start :)", ">\n\nLooks like a lousy remake of couple of previous years...", ">\n\nHave we even recover from the last?", ">\n\nI already saw this episode…", ">\n\nLet's gooooo.", ">\n\nThese idiots can't captain ships for shit", ">\n\nFrom the article: “It is currently unclear to what extent canal traffic is affected.”\nPretty sure that means it is badly affected.", ">\n\nAlso from the article:\n\nCanal traffic is unaffected, the canal authority's chairman Osama Rabie said.", ">\n\nIm not even lying, they changed/updated the article and now its 4x as long with much more info. Thanks.", ">\n\nI actually thought something like that happened. I don't think you're lying! I mean, that would be a weird thing to lie about.", ">\n\nFor f sake can the US just pay Egypt to build a fing second line already. Pretty sure the US could have paid Egypt to build 12 canals from the last wreck and now here we are again. Seriously Egypt doesn't have the money so just pay for it already so we don't have months long shipping crisis every year.", ">\n\nThis ignores both the history of the existing canal and the current megaprojects unfolding in egypt", ">\n\nWe've got another one, folks! 🎉🎉🎉🎉 (On a serious note, FOR FUCK'S SAKE!)", ">\n\nOh god please, Not again.", ">\n\nI bet my new tote bag was on there.", ">\n\nOn a ship carrying grain from Ukraine to China?", ">\n\n\nCanal traffic is unaffected, the canal authority's chairman Osama Rabie said.", ">\n\nIt’s like deja vu all over again.", ">\n\nAgain?", ">\n\nJesus, not again.", ">\n\noh no... not again.", ">\n\nhaha, yes!\nround 2", ">\n\nOkay, who decided to put history on loop?", ">\n\nCan anyone linke some radar site for ships? So we can track how \"bad\" it is?", ">\n\nOh no, not again.", ">\n\nLet's gooooo!", ">\n\nWe don’t need no stinkin supply chain!", ">\n\nEvergreen 2?", ">\n\nThis was a good episode of The Truman Show.", ">\n\nUkraine still exporting to China . Unfuckin real", ">\n\nGreat, now I will have to wait even longer for my container full of rubber dog poo", ">\n\nHere we go again...\nWhat do we do with a drunken sailor? What do we do we do with a drunken sailor? What do we do with a drunken sailor, early in the morning?", ">\n\nThrow em in the brig until they're sober", ">\n\nFeed 'em to the hungry rats for dinner.", ">\n\nPut them in bed with the captain's daughter", ">\n\nHave you seen the captain’s daughter (early in the morning)?", ">\n\nSober?", ">\n\nBetween this and the other things happening around the world it's like watching the events of the past 2-3 years replaying themselves.", ">\n\n\n\nShip stuck at the Suez Canal ✅\n\n\nA high number of contagious tourists coming in from China ✅\n\n\nA defeated president's supporters storm a country's government buildings ✅\n\n\nYep, sounds familiar alright.", ">\n\nHistory repeats, no one learns from the past.", ">\n\nI just heard someone say, \"History doesn't repeat itself, but it does rhyme.\"", ">\n\nRepeat Rap Battles of History! \n2020! Vs! 2023!\nBEGIN!", ">\n\nGreat now I gotta go listen to 40 ERBoH videos", ">\n\n\"Canal traffic is unaffected, the canal authority's chairman Osama Rabie said.\"", ">\n\nCanal authority is what I call it when my wife bosses me around", ">\n\nNo that one is without the C", ">\n\nNo, what you mean is when the morning coffee takes control", ">\n\nNot again.", ">\n\nWhat next, a bowl of petunias?", ">\n\n“Hey, I’ve seen this one! I’ve seen this one! This is a classic!”", ">\n\nWhat do you mean you’ve seen it, it’s brand new?", ">\n\nWhat are you doing step-ship!?", ">\n\nI just need a quick tug.", ">\n\nAgain!?", ">\n\nHooray! Worldwide commerce meltdown again! Oh, wait, no, that one is bad...", ">\n\nSorry, no raises this year because that global thing that happened for a couple of days\n-Corporations", ">\n\nAlso, all of the products and services that aren't significantly impacted are going to receive price hikes regardless- which will stick around well-after the supply chain has normalized. Our ~~suckers~~ customers ~~are too dumb to notice~~ understand that our products and services have great value and we're always doing our best to stay competitive with the other sociopaths in the price-fixed industry.", ">\n\nDammit, again?", ">\n\nYES! THEY PUT IT BACK!!!", ">\n\nThis should be interesting, 2023 off to a good start :)", ">\n\nLooks like a lousy remake of couple of previous years...", ">\n\nI've already seen this season.", ">\n\nI feel like I’ve heard this somewhere before…", ">\n\nSounds like no one read the article... They were able to get the ship unstuck, and it didn't sound like it caused any blockage. So nothing to worry about, and nothing like the last blockage.", ">\n\nImagine the captains face right now though. Just think. They all hope it won't be them, but it had to be someone.", ">\n\n2023 writers getting lazy now.", ">\n\nHave we even recover from the last?", ">\n\nI already saw this episode…", ">\n\nIt got up and left, why is everyone confused?", ">\n\nNobody asked for a sequel to Attack of the Crab Monsters (1957).", ">\n\nI’lll just leave this here.", ">\n\nThank you", ">\n\na.s.h.w.g.a.", ">\n\nLet's gooooo.", ">\n\nGreat, now I will have to wait even longer for my container full of rubber dog poo", ">\n\nIt has been resolved already: source", ">\n\nThis new is breaking!", ">\n\n*again", ">\n\nWell this year is off to a GREAT start.", ">\n\n:( why did it have to be a Ukrainian grain ship … they need the god damn money and the world needs their god damn grain .", ">\n\nAnd why does China need Ukrainian grain?", ">\n\nSo people dont starve ?", ">\n\nI didn't realize that such a massive industrial country as China needs grain import to not starve.", ">\n\nFrom the article: “It is currently unclear to what extent canal traffic is affected.”\nPretty sure that means it is badly affected.", ">\n\nAlso from the article:\n\nCanal traffic is unaffected, the canal authority's chairman Osama Rabie said.", ">\n\nIm not even lying, they changed/updated the article and now its 4x as long with much more info. Thanks.", ">\n\nI actually thought something like that happened. I don't think you're lying! I mean, that would be a weird thing to lie about.", ">\n\nThese idiots can't captain ships for shit", ">\n\nUkraine still exporting to China . Unfuckin real", ">\n\nFor f sake can the US just pay Egypt to build a fing second line already. Pretty sure the US could have paid Egypt to build 12 canals from the last wreck and now here we are again. Seriously Egypt doesn't have the money so just pay for it already so we don't have months long shipping crisis every year.", ">\n\nThis ignores both the history of the existing canal and the current megaprojects unfolding in egypt", ">\n\nWe've got another one, folks! 🎉🎉🎉🎉 (On a serious note, FOR FUCK'S SAKE!)", ">\n\nOh god please, Not again.", ">\n\nI bet my new tote bag was on there.", ">\n\nOn a ship carrying grain from Ukraine to China?", ">\n\n\nCanal traffic is unaffected, the canal authority's chairman Osama Rabie said.", ">\n\nIt’s like deja vu all over again.", ">\n\nAgain?", ">\n\nJesus, not again.", ">\n\noh no... not again.", ">\n\nhaha, yes!\nround 2", ">\n\nOkay, who decided to put history on loop?", ">\n\nCan anyone linke some radar site for ships? So we can track how \"bad\" it is?", ">\n\nOh no, not again.", ">\n\nLet's gooooo!", ">\n\nWe don’t need no stinkin supply chain!", ">\n\nEvergreen 2?", ">\n\nThis was a good episode of The Truman Show.", ">\n\nDe ja vu", ">\n\nLooks like they'll have to make it even wider for the influx of inexperienced shipping crews in the industry.", ">\n\nDeja Vu anyone?", ">\n\nSeriously, how often does this happens?", ">\n\nAgain?", ">\n\nIt’s even funnier the second time!!", ">\n\nPlease not with my stuff in it. Please.", ">\n\nBetween this and the other things happening around the world it's like watching the events of the past 2-3 years replaying themselves.", ">\n\n\n\nShip stuck at the Suez Canal ✅\n\n\nA high number of contagious tourists coming in from China ✅\n\n\nA defeated president's supporters storm a country's government buildings ✅\n\n\nYep, sounds familiar alright.", ">\n\nHistory repeats, no one learns from the past.", ">\n\nI just heard someone say, \"History doesn't repeat itself, but it does rhyme.\"", ">\n\nTime is a circle from a view except it's more like a staircase. And there's a shake at certain parts. \nHating the trudge upwards and always going around.", ">\n\nVonnegut or mcconaughey?", ">\n\n\"Canal traffic is unaffected, the canal authority's chairman Osama Rabie said.\"", ">\n\nCanal authority is what I call it when my wife bosses me around", ">\n\nNo that one is without the C", ">\n\nNo, what you mean is when the morning coffee takes control" ]

[ "Here we go again...\nWhat do we do with a drunken sailor? What do we do we do with a drunken sailor? What do we do with a drunken sailor, early in the morning?", ">\n\nThrow em in the brig until they're sober", ">\n\nFeed 'em to the hungry rats for dinner.", ">\n\nAnd this is why I'll need to listen to the Drunken Whaler on repeat for some amount of time.", ">\n\nBetween this and the other things happening around the world it's like watching the events of the past 2-3 years replaying themselves.", ">\n\n\n\nSuez Canal blocked by a cargo ship ✅\n\n\nA high number of contagious tourists coming in from China ✅\n\n\nA defeated president's supporters storm a country's government buildings ✅\n\n\nYep, sounds familiar alright.", ">\n\nHistory repeats, no one learns from the past.", ">\n\nI just heard someone say, \"History doesn't repeat itself, but it does rhyme.\"", ">\n\nTime is a circle from a view except it's more like a staircase. And there's a shake at certain parts. \nHating the trudge upwards and always going around.", ">\n\nVonnegut or mcconaughey?", ">\n\n\"Canal traffic is unaffected, the canal authority's chairman Osama Rabie said.\"", ">\n\nCanal authority is what I call it when my wife bosses me around", ">\n\nNot again.", ">\n\nWhat next, a bowl of petunias?", ">\n\nWhat are you doing step-ship!?", ">\n\nI just need a quick tug.", ">\n\nHooray! Worldwide commerce meltdown again! Oh, wait, no, that one is bad...", ">\n\nSorry, no raises this year because that global thing that happened for a couple of days\n-Corporations", ">\n\nAlso, all of the products and services that aren't significantly impacted are going to receive price hikes regardless- which will stick around well-after the supply chain has normalized. Our ~~suckers~~ customers ~~are too dumb to notice~~ understand that our products and services have great value and we're always doing our best to stay competitive with the other sociopaths in the price-fixed industry.", ">\n\nDammit, again?", ">\n\n“Hey, I’ve seen this one! I’ve seen this one! This is a classic!”", ">\n\nAgain!?", ">\n\nYES! THEY PUT IT BACK!!!", ">\n\nImagine the captains face right now though. Just think. They all hope it won't be them, but it had to be someone.", ">\n\nI've already seen this season.", ">\n\n2023 writers getting lazy now.", ">\n\nI feel like I’ve heard this somewhere before…", ">\n\n:( why did it have to be a Ukrainian grain ship … they need the god damn money and the world needs their god damn grain .", ">\n\nAnd why does China need Ukrainian grain?", ">\n\nI’lll just leave this here.", ">\n\nThank you", ">\n\na.s.h.w.g.a.", ">\n\nThis should be interesting, 2023 off to a good start :)", ">\n\nLooks like a lousy remake of couple of previous years...", ">\n\nHave we even recover from the last?", ">\n\nI already saw this episode…", ">\n\nLet's gooooo.", ">\n\nThese idiots can't captain ships for shit", ">\n\nFrom the article: “It is currently unclear to what extent canal traffic is affected.”\nPretty sure that means it is badly affected.", ">\n\nAlso from the article:\n\nCanal traffic is unaffected, the canal authority's chairman Osama Rabie said.", ">\n\nIm not even lying, they changed/updated the article and now its 4x as long with much more info. Thanks.", ">\n\nI actually thought something like that happened. I don't think you're lying! I mean, that would be a weird thing to lie about.", ">\n\nFor f sake can the US just pay Egypt to build a fing second line already. Pretty sure the US could have paid Egypt to build 12 canals from the last wreck and now here we are again. Seriously Egypt doesn't have the money so just pay for it already so we don't have months long shipping crisis every year.", ">\n\nThis ignores both the history of the existing canal and the current megaprojects unfolding in egypt", ">\n\nWe've got another one, folks! 🎉🎉🎉🎉 (On a serious note, FOR FUCK'S SAKE!)", ">\n\nOh god please, Not again.", ">\n\nI bet my new tote bag was on there.", ">\n\nOn a ship carrying grain from Ukraine to China?", ">\n\n\nCanal traffic is unaffected, the canal authority's chairman Osama Rabie said.", ">\n\nIt’s like deja vu all over again.", ">\n\nAgain?", ">\n\nJesus, not again.", ">\n\noh no... not again.", ">\n\nhaha, yes!\nround 2", ">\n\nOkay, who decided to put history on loop?", ">\n\nCan anyone linke some radar site for ships? So we can track how \"bad\" it is?", ">\n\nOh no, not again.", ">\n\nLet's gooooo!", ">\n\nWe don’t need no stinkin supply chain!", ">\n\nEvergreen 2?", ">\n\nThis was a good episode of The Truman Show.", ">\n\nUkraine still exporting to China . Unfuckin real", ">\n\nGreat, now I will have to wait even longer for my container full of rubber dog poo", ">\n\nHere we go again...\nWhat do we do with a drunken sailor? What do we do we do with a drunken sailor? What do we do with a drunken sailor, early in the morning?", ">\n\nThrow em in the brig until they're sober", ">\n\nFeed 'em to the hungry rats for dinner.", ">\n\nPut them in bed with the captain's daughter", ">\n\nHave you seen the captain’s daughter (early in the morning)?", ">\n\nSober?", ">\n\nBetween this and the other things happening around the world it's like watching the events of the past 2-3 years replaying themselves.", ">\n\n\n\nShip stuck at the Suez Canal ✅\n\n\nA high number of contagious tourists coming in from China ✅\n\n\nA defeated president's supporters storm a country's government buildings ✅\n\n\nYep, sounds familiar alright.", ">\n\nHistory repeats, no one learns from the past.", ">\n\nI just heard someone say, \"History doesn't repeat itself, but it does rhyme.\"", ">\n\nRepeat Rap Battles of History! \n2020! Vs! 2023!\nBEGIN!", ">\n\nGreat now I gotta go listen to 40 ERBoH videos", ">\n\n\"Canal traffic is unaffected, the canal authority's chairman Osama Rabie said.\"", ">\n\nCanal authority is what I call it when my wife bosses me around", ">\n\nNo that one is without the C", ">\n\nNo, what you mean is when the morning coffee takes control", ">\n\nNot again.", ">\n\nWhat next, a bowl of petunias?", ">\n\n“Hey, I’ve seen this one! I’ve seen this one! This is a classic!”", ">\n\nWhat do you mean you’ve seen it, it’s brand new?", ">\n\nWhat are you doing step-ship!?", ">\n\nI just need a quick tug.", ">\n\nAgain!?", ">\n\nHooray! Worldwide commerce meltdown again! Oh, wait, no, that one is bad...", ">\n\nSorry, no raises this year because that global thing that happened for a couple of days\n-Corporations", ">\n\nAlso, all of the products and services that aren't significantly impacted are going to receive price hikes regardless- which will stick around well-after the supply chain has normalized. Our ~~suckers~~ customers ~~are too dumb to notice~~ understand that our products and services have great value and we're always doing our best to stay competitive with the other sociopaths in the price-fixed industry.", ">\n\nDammit, again?", ">\n\nYES! THEY PUT IT BACK!!!", ">\n\nThis should be interesting, 2023 off to a good start :)", ">\n\nLooks like a lousy remake of couple of previous years...", ">\n\nI've already seen this season.", ">\n\nI feel like I’ve heard this somewhere before…", ">\n\nSounds like no one read the article... They were able to get the ship unstuck, and it didn't sound like it caused any blockage. So nothing to worry about, and nothing like the last blockage.", ">\n\nImagine the captains face right now though. Just think. They all hope it won't be them, but it had to be someone.", ">\n\n2023 writers getting lazy now.", ">\n\nHave we even recover from the last?", ">\n\nI already saw this episode…", ">\n\nIt got up and left, why is everyone confused?", ">\n\nNobody asked for a sequel to Attack of the Crab Monsters (1957).", ">\n\nI’lll just leave this here.", ">\n\nThank you", ">\n\na.s.h.w.g.a.", ">\n\nLet's gooooo.", ">\n\nGreat, now I will have to wait even longer for my container full of rubber dog poo", ">\n\nIt has been resolved already: source", ">\n\nThis new is breaking!", ">\n\n*again", ">\n\nWell this year is off to a GREAT start.", ">\n\n:( why did it have to be a Ukrainian grain ship … they need the god damn money and the world needs their god damn grain .", ">\n\nAnd why does China need Ukrainian grain?", ">\n\nSo people dont starve ?", ">\n\nI didn't realize that such a massive industrial country as China needs grain import to not starve.", ">\n\nFrom the article: “It is currently unclear to what extent canal traffic is affected.”\nPretty sure that means it is badly affected.", ">\n\nAlso from the article:\n\nCanal traffic is unaffected, the canal authority's chairman Osama Rabie said.", ">\n\nIm not even lying, they changed/updated the article and now its 4x as long with much more info. Thanks.", ">\n\nI actually thought something like that happened. I don't think you're lying! I mean, that would be a weird thing to lie about.", ">\n\nThese idiots can't captain ships for shit", ">\n\nUkraine still exporting to China . Unfuckin real", ">\n\nFor f sake can the US just pay Egypt to build a fing second line already. Pretty sure the US could have paid Egypt to build 12 canals from the last wreck and now here we are again. Seriously Egypt doesn't have the money so just pay for it already so we don't have months long shipping crisis every year.", ">\n\nThis ignores both the history of the existing canal and the current megaprojects unfolding in egypt", ">\n\nWe've got another one, folks! 🎉🎉🎉🎉 (On a serious note, FOR FUCK'S SAKE!)", ">\n\nOh god please, Not again.", ">\n\nI bet my new tote bag was on there.", ">\n\nOn a ship carrying grain from Ukraine to China?", ">\n\n\nCanal traffic is unaffected, the canal authority's chairman Osama Rabie said.", ">\n\nIt’s like deja vu all over again.", ">\n\nAgain?", ">\n\nJesus, not again.", ">\n\noh no... not again.", ">\n\nhaha, yes!\nround 2", ">\n\nOkay, who decided to put history on loop?", ">\n\nCan anyone linke some radar site for ships? So we can track how \"bad\" it is?", ">\n\nOh no, not again.", ">\n\nLet's gooooo!", ">\n\nWe don’t need no stinkin supply chain!", ">\n\nEvergreen 2?", ">\n\nThis was a good episode of The Truman Show.", ">\n\nDe ja vu", ">\n\nLooks like they'll have to make it even wider for the influx of inexperienced shipping crews in the industry.", ">\n\nDeja Vu anyone?", ">\n\nSeriously, how often does this happens?", ">\n\nAgain?", ">\n\nIt’s even funnier the second time!!", ">\n\nPlease not with my stuff in it. Please.", ">\n\nBetween this and the other things happening around the world it's like watching the events of the past 2-3 years replaying themselves.", ">\n\n\n\nShip stuck at the Suez Canal ✅\n\n\nA high number of contagious tourists coming in from China ✅\n\n\nA defeated president's supporters storm a country's government buildings ✅\n\n\nYep, sounds familiar alright.", ">\n\nHistory repeats, no one learns from the past.", ">\n\nI just heard someone say, \"History doesn't repeat itself, but it does rhyme.\"", ">\n\nTime is a circle from a view except it's more like a staircase. And there's a shake at certain parts. \nHating the trudge upwards and always going around.", ">\n\nVonnegut or mcconaughey?", ">\n\n\"Canal traffic is unaffected, the canal authority's chairman Osama Rabie said.\"", ">\n\nCanal authority is what I call it when my wife bosses me around", ">\n\nNo that one is without the C", ">\n\nNo, what you mean is when the morning coffee takes control", ">\n\nHere we go again...\nWhat do we do with a drunken sailor? What do we do we do with a drunken sailor? What do we do with a drunken sailor, early in the morning?" ]

[ "Here we go again...\nWhat do we do with a drunken sailor? What do we do we do with a drunken sailor? What do we do with a drunken sailor, early in the morning?", ">\n\nThrow em in the brig until they're sober", ">\n\nFeed 'em to the hungry rats for dinner.", ">\n\nAnd this is why I'll need to listen to the Drunken Whaler on repeat for some amount of time.", ">\n\nBetween this and the other things happening around the world it's like watching the events of the past 2-3 years replaying themselves.", ">\n\n\n\nSuez Canal blocked by a cargo ship ✅\n\n\nA high number of contagious tourists coming in from China ✅\n\n\nA defeated president's supporters storm a country's government buildings ✅\n\n\nYep, sounds familiar alright.", ">\n\nHistory repeats, no one learns from the past.", ">\n\nI just heard someone say, \"History doesn't repeat itself, but it does rhyme.\"", ">\n\nTime is a circle from a view except it's more like a staircase. And there's a shake at certain parts. \nHating the trudge upwards and always going around.", ">\n\nVonnegut or mcconaughey?", ">\n\n\"Canal traffic is unaffected, the canal authority's chairman Osama Rabie said.\"", ">\n\nCanal authority is what I call it when my wife bosses me around", ">\n\nNot again.", ">\n\nWhat next, a bowl of petunias?", ">\n\nWhat are you doing step-ship!?", ">\n\nI just need a quick tug.", ">\n\nHooray! Worldwide commerce meltdown again! Oh, wait, no, that one is bad...", ">\n\nSorry, no raises this year because that global thing that happened for a couple of days\n-Corporations", ">\n\nAlso, all of the products and services that aren't significantly impacted are going to receive price hikes regardless- which will stick around well-after the supply chain has normalized. Our ~~suckers~~ customers ~~are too dumb to notice~~ understand that our products and services have great value and we're always doing our best to stay competitive with the other sociopaths in the price-fixed industry.", ">\n\nDammit, again?", ">\n\n“Hey, I’ve seen this one! I’ve seen this one! This is a classic!”", ">\n\nAgain!?", ">\n\nYES! THEY PUT IT BACK!!!", ">\n\nImagine the captains face right now though. Just think. They all hope it won't be them, but it had to be someone.", ">\n\nI've already seen this season.", ">\n\n2023 writers getting lazy now.", ">\n\nI feel like I’ve heard this somewhere before…", ">\n\n:( why did it have to be a Ukrainian grain ship … they need the god damn money and the world needs their god damn grain .", ">\n\nAnd why does China need Ukrainian grain?", ">\n\nI’lll just leave this here.", ">\n\nThank you", ">\n\na.s.h.w.g.a.", ">\n\nThis should be interesting, 2023 off to a good start :)", ">\n\nLooks like a lousy remake of couple of previous years...", ">\n\nHave we even recover from the last?", ">\n\nI already saw this episode…", ">\n\nLet's gooooo.", ">\n\nThese idiots can't captain ships for shit", ">\n\nFrom the article: “It is currently unclear to what extent canal traffic is affected.”\nPretty sure that means it is badly affected.", ">\n\nAlso from the article:\n\nCanal traffic is unaffected, the canal authority's chairman Osama Rabie said.", ">\n\nIm not even lying, they changed/updated the article and now its 4x as long with much more info. Thanks.", ">\n\nI actually thought something like that happened. I don't think you're lying! I mean, that would be a weird thing to lie about.", ">\n\nFor f sake can the US just pay Egypt to build a fing second line already. Pretty sure the US could have paid Egypt to build 12 canals from the last wreck and now here we are again. Seriously Egypt doesn't have the money so just pay for it already so we don't have months long shipping crisis every year.", ">\n\nThis ignores both the history of the existing canal and the current megaprojects unfolding in egypt", ">\n\nWe've got another one, folks! 🎉🎉🎉🎉 (On a serious note, FOR FUCK'S SAKE!)", ">\n\nOh god please, Not again.", ">\n\nI bet my new tote bag was on there.", ">\n\nOn a ship carrying grain from Ukraine to China?", ">\n\n\nCanal traffic is unaffected, the canal authority's chairman Osama Rabie said.", ">\n\nIt’s like deja vu all over again.", ">\n\nAgain?", ">\n\nJesus, not again.", ">\n\noh no... not again.", ">\n\nhaha, yes!\nround 2", ">\n\nOkay, who decided to put history on loop?", ">\n\nCan anyone linke some radar site for ships? So we can track how \"bad\" it is?", ">\n\nOh no, not again.", ">\n\nLet's gooooo!", ">\n\nWe don’t need no stinkin supply chain!", ">\n\nEvergreen 2?", ">\n\nThis was a good episode of The Truman Show.", ">\n\nUkraine still exporting to China . Unfuckin real", ">\n\nGreat, now I will have to wait even longer for my container full of rubber dog poo", ">\n\nHere we go again...\nWhat do we do with a drunken sailor? What do we do we do with a drunken sailor? What do we do with a drunken sailor, early in the morning?", ">\n\nThrow em in the brig until they're sober", ">\n\nFeed 'em to the hungry rats for dinner.", ">\n\nPut them in bed with the captain's daughter", ">\n\nHave you seen the captain’s daughter (early in the morning)?", ">\n\nSober?", ">\n\nBetween this and the other things happening around the world it's like watching the events of the past 2-3 years replaying themselves.", ">\n\n\n\nShip stuck at the Suez Canal ✅\n\n\nA high number of contagious tourists coming in from China ✅\n\n\nA defeated president's supporters storm a country's government buildings ✅\n\n\nYep, sounds familiar alright.", ">\n\nHistory repeats, no one learns from the past.", ">\n\nI just heard someone say, \"History doesn't repeat itself, but it does rhyme.\"", ">\n\nRepeat Rap Battles of History! \n2020! Vs! 2023!\nBEGIN!", ">\n\nGreat now I gotta go listen to 40 ERBoH videos", ">\n\n\"Canal traffic is unaffected, the canal authority's chairman Osama Rabie said.\"", ">\n\nCanal authority is what I call it when my wife bosses me around", ">\n\nNo that one is without the C", ">\n\nNo, what you mean is when the morning coffee takes control", ">\n\nNot again.", ">\n\nWhat next, a bowl of petunias?", ">\n\n“Hey, I’ve seen this one! I’ve seen this one! This is a classic!”", ">\n\nWhat do you mean you’ve seen it, it’s brand new?", ">\n\nWhat are you doing step-ship!?", ">\n\nI just need a quick tug.", ">\n\nAgain!?", ">\n\nHooray! Worldwide commerce meltdown again! Oh, wait, no, that one is bad...", ">\n\nSorry, no raises this year because that global thing that happened for a couple of days\n-Corporations", ">\n\nAlso, all of the products and services that aren't significantly impacted are going to receive price hikes regardless- which will stick around well-after the supply chain has normalized. Our ~~suckers~~ customers ~~are too dumb to notice~~ understand that our products and services have great value and we're always doing our best to stay competitive with the other sociopaths in the price-fixed industry.", ">\n\nDammit, again?", ">\n\nYES! THEY PUT IT BACK!!!", ">\n\nThis should be interesting, 2023 off to a good start :)", ">\n\nLooks like a lousy remake of couple of previous years...", ">\n\nI've already seen this season.", ">\n\nI feel like I’ve heard this somewhere before…", ">\n\nSounds like no one read the article... They were able to get the ship unstuck, and it didn't sound like it caused any blockage. So nothing to worry about, and nothing like the last blockage.", ">\n\nImagine the captains face right now though. Just think. They all hope it won't be them, but it had to be someone.", ">\n\n2023 writers getting lazy now.", ">\n\nHave we even recover from the last?", ">\n\nI already saw this episode…", ">\n\nIt got up and left, why is everyone confused?", ">\n\nNobody asked for a sequel to Attack of the Crab Monsters (1957).", ">\n\nI’lll just leave this here.", ">\n\nThank you", ">\n\na.s.h.w.g.a.", ">\n\nLet's gooooo.", ">\n\nGreat, now I will have to wait even longer for my container full of rubber dog poo", ">\n\nIt has been resolved already: source", ">\n\nThis new is breaking!", ">\n\n*again", ">\n\nWell this year is off to a GREAT start.", ">\n\n:( why did it have to be a Ukrainian grain ship … they need the god damn money and the world needs their god damn grain .", ">\n\nAnd why does China need Ukrainian grain?", ">\n\nSo people dont starve ?", ">\n\nI didn't realize that such a massive industrial country as China needs grain import to not starve.", ">\n\nFrom the article: “It is currently unclear to what extent canal traffic is affected.”\nPretty sure that means it is badly affected.", ">\n\nAlso from the article:\n\nCanal traffic is unaffected, the canal authority's chairman Osama Rabie said.", ">\n\nIm not even lying, they changed/updated the article and now its 4x as long with much more info. Thanks.", ">\n\nI actually thought something like that happened. I don't think you're lying! I mean, that would be a weird thing to lie about.", ">\n\nThese idiots can't captain ships for shit", ">\n\nUkraine still exporting to China . Unfuckin real", ">\n\nFor f sake can the US just pay Egypt to build a fing second line already. Pretty sure the US could have paid Egypt to build 12 canals from the last wreck and now here we are again. Seriously Egypt doesn't have the money so just pay for it already so we don't have months long shipping crisis every year.", ">\n\nThis ignores both the history of the existing canal and the current megaprojects unfolding in egypt", ">\n\nWe've got another one, folks! 🎉🎉🎉🎉 (On a serious note, FOR FUCK'S SAKE!)", ">\n\nOh god please, Not again.", ">\n\nI bet my new tote bag was on there.", ">\n\nOn a ship carrying grain from Ukraine to China?", ">\n\n\nCanal traffic is unaffected, the canal authority's chairman Osama Rabie said.", ">\n\nIt’s like deja vu all over again.", ">\n\nAgain?", ">\n\nJesus, not again.", ">\n\noh no... not again.", ">\n\nhaha, yes!\nround 2", ">\n\nOkay, who decided to put history on loop?", ">\n\nCan anyone linke some radar site for ships? So we can track how \"bad\" it is?", ">\n\nOh no, not again.", ">\n\nLet's gooooo!", ">\n\nWe don’t need no stinkin supply chain!", ">\n\nEvergreen 2?", ">\n\nThis was a good episode of The Truman Show.", ">\n\nDe ja vu", ">\n\nLooks like they'll have to make it even wider for the influx of inexperienced shipping crews in the industry.", ">\n\nDeja Vu anyone?", ">\n\nSeriously, how often does this happens?", ">\n\nAgain?", ">\n\nIt’s even funnier the second time!!", ">\n\nPlease not with my stuff in it. Please.", ">\n\nBetween this and the other things happening around the world it's like watching the events of the past 2-3 years replaying themselves.", ">\n\n\n\nShip stuck at the Suez Canal ✅\n\n\nA high number of contagious tourists coming in from China ✅\n\n\nA defeated president's supporters storm a country's government buildings ✅\n\n\nYep, sounds familiar alright.", ">\n\nHistory repeats, no one learns from the past.", ">\n\nI just heard someone say, \"History doesn't repeat itself, but it does rhyme.\"", ">\n\nTime is a circle from a view except it's more like a staircase. And there's a shake at certain parts. \nHating the trudge upwards and always going around.", ">\n\nVonnegut or mcconaughey?", ">\n\n\"Canal traffic is unaffected, the canal authority's chairman Osama Rabie said.\"", ">\n\nCanal authority is what I call it when my wife bosses me around", ">\n\nNo that one is without the C", ">\n\nNo, what you mean is when the morning coffee takes control", ">\n\nHere we go again...\nWhat do we do with a drunken sailor? What do we do we do with a drunken sailor? What do we do with a drunken sailor, early in the morning?", ">\n\nThrow em in the brig until they're sober" ]

[ "Here we go again...\nWhat do we do with a drunken sailor? What do we do we do with a drunken sailor? What do we do with a drunken sailor, early in the morning?", ">\n\nThrow em in the brig until they're sober", ">\n\nFeed 'em to the hungry rats for dinner.", ">\n\nAnd this is why I'll need to listen to the Drunken Whaler on repeat for some amount of time.", ">\n\nBetween this and the other things happening around the world it's like watching the events of the past 2-3 years replaying themselves.", ">\n\n\n\nSuez Canal blocked by a cargo ship ✅\n\n\nA high number of contagious tourists coming in from China ✅\n\n\nA defeated president's supporters storm a country's government buildings ✅\n\n\nYep, sounds familiar alright.", ">\n\nHistory repeats, no one learns from the past.", ">\n\nI just heard someone say, \"History doesn't repeat itself, but it does rhyme.\"", ">\n\nTime is a circle from a view except it's more like a staircase. And there's a shake at certain parts. \nHating the trudge upwards and always going around.", ">\n\nVonnegut or mcconaughey?", ">\n\n\"Canal traffic is unaffected, the canal authority's chairman Osama Rabie said.\"", ">\n\nCanal authority is what I call it when my wife bosses me around", ">\n\nNot again.", ">\n\nWhat next, a bowl of petunias?", ">\n\nWhat are you doing step-ship!?", ">\n\nI just need a quick tug.", ">\n\nHooray! Worldwide commerce meltdown again! Oh, wait, no, that one is bad...", ">\n\nSorry, no raises this year because that global thing that happened for a couple of days\n-Corporations", ">\n\nAlso, all of the products and services that aren't significantly impacted are going to receive price hikes regardless- which will stick around well-after the supply chain has normalized. Our ~~suckers~~ customers ~~are too dumb to notice~~ understand that our products and services have great value and we're always doing our best to stay competitive with the other sociopaths in the price-fixed industry.", ">\n\nDammit, again?", ">\n\n“Hey, I’ve seen this one! I’ve seen this one! This is a classic!”", ">\n\nAgain!?", ">\n\nYES! THEY PUT IT BACK!!!", ">\n\nImagine the captains face right now though. Just think. They all hope it won't be them, but it had to be someone.", ">\n\nI've already seen this season.", ">\n\n2023 writers getting lazy now.", ">\n\nI feel like I’ve heard this somewhere before…", ">\n\n:( why did it have to be a Ukrainian grain ship … they need the god damn money and the world needs their god damn grain .", ">\n\nAnd why does China need Ukrainian grain?", ">\n\nI’lll just leave this here.", ">\n\nThank you", ">\n\na.s.h.w.g.a.", ">\n\nThis should be interesting, 2023 off to a good start :)", ">\n\nLooks like a lousy remake of couple of previous years...", ">\n\nHave we even recover from the last?", ">\n\nI already saw this episode…", ">\n\nLet's gooooo.", ">\n\nThese idiots can't captain ships for shit", ">\n\nFrom the article: “It is currently unclear to what extent canal traffic is affected.”\nPretty sure that means it is badly affected.", ">\n\nAlso from the article:\n\nCanal traffic is unaffected, the canal authority's chairman Osama Rabie said.", ">\n\nIm not even lying, they changed/updated the article and now its 4x as long with much more info. Thanks.", ">\n\nI actually thought something like that happened. I don't think you're lying! I mean, that would be a weird thing to lie about.", ">\n\nFor f sake can the US just pay Egypt to build a fing second line already. Pretty sure the US could have paid Egypt to build 12 canals from the last wreck and now here we are again. Seriously Egypt doesn't have the money so just pay for it already so we don't have months long shipping crisis every year.", ">\n\nThis ignores both the history of the existing canal and the current megaprojects unfolding in egypt", ">\n\nWe've got another one, folks! 🎉🎉🎉🎉 (On a serious note, FOR FUCK'S SAKE!)", ">\n\nOh god please, Not again.", ">\n\nI bet my new tote bag was on there.", ">\n\nOn a ship carrying grain from Ukraine to China?", ">\n\n\nCanal traffic is unaffected, the canal authority's chairman Osama Rabie said.", ">\n\nIt’s like deja vu all over again.", ">\n\nAgain?", ">\n\nJesus, not again.", ">\n\noh no... not again.", ">\n\nhaha, yes!\nround 2", ">\n\nOkay, who decided to put history on loop?", ">\n\nCan anyone linke some radar site for ships? So we can track how \"bad\" it is?", ">\n\nOh no, not again.", ">\n\nLet's gooooo!", ">\n\nWe don’t need no stinkin supply chain!", ">\n\nEvergreen 2?", ">\n\nThis was a good episode of The Truman Show.", ">\n\nUkraine still exporting to China . Unfuckin real", ">\n\nGreat, now I will have to wait even longer for my container full of rubber dog poo", ">\n\nHere we go again...\nWhat do we do with a drunken sailor? What do we do we do with a drunken sailor? What do we do with a drunken sailor, early in the morning?", ">\n\nThrow em in the brig until they're sober", ">\n\nFeed 'em to the hungry rats for dinner.", ">\n\nPut them in bed with the captain's daughter", ">\n\nHave you seen the captain’s daughter (early in the morning)?", ">\n\nSober?", ">\n\nBetween this and the other things happening around the world it's like watching the events of the past 2-3 years replaying themselves.", ">\n\n\n\nShip stuck at the Suez Canal ✅\n\n\nA high number of contagious tourists coming in from China ✅\n\n\nA defeated president's supporters storm a country's government buildings ✅\n\n\nYep, sounds familiar alright.", ">\n\nHistory repeats, no one learns from the past.", ">\n\nI just heard someone say, \"History doesn't repeat itself, but it does rhyme.\"", ">\n\nRepeat Rap Battles of History! \n2020! Vs! 2023!\nBEGIN!", ">\n\nGreat now I gotta go listen to 40 ERBoH videos", ">\n\n\"Canal traffic is unaffected, the canal authority's chairman Osama Rabie said.\"", ">\n\nCanal authority is what I call it when my wife bosses me around", ">\n\nNo that one is without the C", ">\n\nNo, what you mean is when the morning coffee takes control", ">\n\nNot again.", ">\n\nWhat next, a bowl of petunias?", ">\n\n“Hey, I’ve seen this one! I’ve seen this one! This is a classic!”", ">\n\nWhat do you mean you’ve seen it, it’s brand new?", ">\n\nWhat are you doing step-ship!?", ">\n\nI just need a quick tug.", ">\n\nAgain!?", ">\n\nHooray! Worldwide commerce meltdown again! Oh, wait, no, that one is bad...", ">\n\nSorry, no raises this year because that global thing that happened for a couple of days\n-Corporations", ">\n\nAlso, all of the products and services that aren't significantly impacted are going to receive price hikes regardless- which will stick around well-after the supply chain has normalized. Our ~~suckers~~ customers ~~are too dumb to notice~~ understand that our products and services have great value and we're always doing our best to stay competitive with the other sociopaths in the price-fixed industry.", ">\n\nDammit, again?", ">\n\nYES! THEY PUT IT BACK!!!", ">\n\nThis should be interesting, 2023 off to a good start :)", ">\n\nLooks like a lousy remake of couple of previous years...", ">\n\nI've already seen this season.", ">\n\nI feel like I’ve heard this somewhere before…", ">\n\nSounds like no one read the article... They were able to get the ship unstuck, and it didn't sound like it caused any blockage. So nothing to worry about, and nothing like the last blockage.", ">\n\nImagine the captains face right now though. Just think. They all hope it won't be them, but it had to be someone.", ">\n\n2023 writers getting lazy now.", ">\n\nHave we even recover from the last?", ">\n\nI already saw this episode…", ">\n\nIt got up and left, why is everyone confused?", ">\n\nNobody asked for a sequel to Attack of the Crab Monsters (1957).", ">\n\nI’lll just leave this here.", ">\n\nThank you", ">\n\na.s.h.w.g.a.", ">\n\nLet's gooooo.", ">\n\nGreat, now I will have to wait even longer for my container full of rubber dog poo", ">\n\nIt has been resolved already: source", ">\n\nThis new is breaking!", ">\n\n*again", ">\n\nWell this year is off to a GREAT start.", ">\n\n:( why did it have to be a Ukrainian grain ship … they need the god damn money and the world needs their god damn grain .", ">\n\nAnd why does China need Ukrainian grain?", ">\n\nSo people dont starve ?", ">\n\nI didn't realize that such a massive industrial country as China needs grain import to not starve.", ">\n\nFrom the article: “It is currently unclear to what extent canal traffic is affected.”\nPretty sure that means it is badly affected.", ">\n\nAlso from the article:\n\nCanal traffic is unaffected, the canal authority's chairman Osama Rabie said.", ">\n\nIm not even lying, they changed/updated the article and now its 4x as long with much more info. Thanks.", ">\n\nI actually thought something like that happened. I don't think you're lying! I mean, that would be a weird thing to lie about.", ">\n\nThese idiots can't captain ships for shit", ">\n\nUkraine still exporting to China . Unfuckin real", ">\n\nFor f sake can the US just pay Egypt to build a fing second line already. Pretty sure the US could have paid Egypt to build 12 canals from the last wreck and now here we are again. Seriously Egypt doesn't have the money so just pay for it already so we don't have months long shipping crisis every year.", ">\n\nThis ignores both the history of the existing canal and the current megaprojects unfolding in egypt", ">\n\nWe've got another one, folks! 🎉🎉🎉🎉 (On a serious note, FOR FUCK'S SAKE!)", ">\n\nOh god please, Not again.", ">\n\nI bet my new tote bag was on there.", ">\n\nOn a ship carrying grain from Ukraine to China?", ">\n\n\nCanal traffic is unaffected, the canal authority's chairman Osama Rabie said.", ">\n\nIt’s like deja vu all over again.", ">\n\nAgain?", ">\n\nJesus, not again.", ">\n\noh no... not again.", ">\n\nhaha, yes!\nround 2", ">\n\nOkay, who decided to put history on loop?", ">\n\nCan anyone linke some radar site for ships? So we can track how \"bad\" it is?", ">\n\nOh no, not again.", ">\n\nLet's gooooo!", ">\n\nWe don’t need no stinkin supply chain!", ">\n\nEvergreen 2?", ">\n\nThis was a good episode of The Truman Show.", ">\n\nDe ja vu", ">\n\nLooks like they'll have to make it even wider for the influx of inexperienced shipping crews in the industry.", ">\n\nDeja Vu anyone?", ">\n\nSeriously, how often does this happens?", ">\n\nAgain?", ">\n\nIt’s even funnier the second time!!", ">\n\nPlease not with my stuff in it. Please.", ">\n\nBetween this and the other things happening around the world it's like watching the events of the past 2-3 years replaying themselves.", ">\n\n\n\nShip stuck at the Suez Canal ✅\n\n\nA high number of contagious tourists coming in from China ✅\n\n\nA defeated president's supporters storm a country's government buildings ✅\n\n\nYep, sounds familiar alright.", ">\n\nHistory repeats, no one learns from the past.", ">\n\nI just heard someone say, \"History doesn't repeat itself, but it does rhyme.\"", ">\n\nTime is a circle from a view except it's more like a staircase. And there's a shake at certain parts. \nHating the trudge upwards and always going around.", ">\n\nVonnegut or mcconaughey?", ">\n\n\"Canal traffic is unaffected, the canal authority's chairman Osama Rabie said.\"", ">\n\nCanal authority is what I call it when my wife bosses me around", ">\n\nNo that one is without the C", ">\n\nNo, what you mean is when the morning coffee takes control", ">\n\nHere we go again...\nWhat do we do with a drunken sailor? What do we do we do with a drunken sailor? What do we do with a drunken sailor, early in the morning?", ">\n\nThrow em in the brig until they're sober", ">\n\nFeed 'em to the hungry rats for dinner." ]

[ "Here we go again...\nWhat do we do with a drunken sailor? What do we do we do with a drunken sailor? What do we do with a drunken sailor, early in the morning?", ">\n\nThrow em in the brig until they're sober", ">\n\nFeed 'em to the hungry rats for dinner.", ">\n\nAnd this is why I'll need to listen to the Drunken Whaler on repeat for some amount of time.", ">\n\nBetween this and the other things happening around the world it's like watching the events of the past 2-3 years replaying themselves.", ">\n\n\n\nSuez Canal blocked by a cargo ship ✅\n\n\nA high number of contagious tourists coming in from China ✅\n\n\nA defeated president's supporters storm a country's government buildings ✅\n\n\nYep, sounds familiar alright.", ">\n\nHistory repeats, no one learns from the past.", ">\n\nI just heard someone say, \"History doesn't repeat itself, but it does rhyme.\"", ">\n\nTime is a circle from a view except it's more like a staircase. And there's a shake at certain parts. \nHating the trudge upwards and always going around.", ">\n\nVonnegut or mcconaughey?", ">\n\n\"Canal traffic is unaffected, the canal authority's chairman Osama Rabie said.\"", ">\n\nCanal authority is what I call it when my wife bosses me around", ">\n\nNot again.", ">\n\nWhat next, a bowl of petunias?", ">\n\nWhat are you doing step-ship!?", ">\n\nI just need a quick tug.", ">\n\nHooray! Worldwide commerce meltdown again! Oh, wait, no, that one is bad...", ">\n\nSorry, no raises this year because that global thing that happened for a couple of days\n-Corporations", ">\n\nAlso, all of the products and services that aren't significantly impacted are going to receive price hikes regardless- which will stick around well-after the supply chain has normalized. Our ~~suckers~~ customers ~~are too dumb to notice~~ understand that our products and services have great value and we're always doing our best to stay competitive with the other sociopaths in the price-fixed industry.", ">\n\nDammit, again?", ">\n\n“Hey, I’ve seen this one! I’ve seen this one! This is a classic!”", ">\n\nAgain!?", ">\n\nYES! THEY PUT IT BACK!!!", ">\n\nImagine the captains face right now though. Just think. They all hope it won't be them, but it had to be someone.", ">\n\nI've already seen this season.", ">\n\n2023 writers getting lazy now.", ">\n\nI feel like I’ve heard this somewhere before…", ">\n\n:( why did it have to be a Ukrainian grain ship … they need the god damn money and the world needs their god damn grain .", ">\n\nAnd why does China need Ukrainian grain?", ">\n\nI’lll just leave this here.", ">\n\nThank you", ">\n\na.s.h.w.g.a.", ">\n\nThis should be interesting, 2023 off to a good start :)", ">\n\nLooks like a lousy remake of couple of previous years...", ">\n\nHave we even recover from the last?", ">\n\nI already saw this episode…", ">\n\nLet's gooooo.", ">\n\nThese idiots can't captain ships for shit", ">\n\nFrom the article: “It is currently unclear to what extent canal traffic is affected.”\nPretty sure that means it is badly affected.", ">\n\nAlso from the article:\n\nCanal traffic is unaffected, the canal authority's chairman Osama Rabie said.", ">\n\nIm not even lying, they changed/updated the article and now its 4x as long with much more info. Thanks.", ">\n\nI actually thought something like that happened. I don't think you're lying! I mean, that would be a weird thing to lie about.", ">\n\nFor f sake can the US just pay Egypt to build a fing second line already. Pretty sure the US could have paid Egypt to build 12 canals from the last wreck and now here we are again. Seriously Egypt doesn't have the money so just pay for it already so we don't have months long shipping crisis every year.", ">\n\nThis ignores both the history of the existing canal and the current megaprojects unfolding in egypt", ">\n\nWe've got another one, folks! 🎉🎉🎉🎉 (On a serious note, FOR FUCK'S SAKE!)", ">\n\nOh god please, Not again.", ">\n\nI bet my new tote bag was on there.", ">\n\nOn a ship carrying grain from Ukraine to China?", ">\n\n\nCanal traffic is unaffected, the canal authority's chairman Osama Rabie said.", ">\n\nIt’s like deja vu all over again.", ">\n\nAgain?", ">\n\nJesus, not again.", ">\n\noh no... not again.", ">\n\nhaha, yes!\nround 2", ">\n\nOkay, who decided to put history on loop?", ">\n\nCan anyone linke some radar site for ships? So we can track how \"bad\" it is?", ">\n\nOh no, not again.", ">\n\nLet's gooooo!", ">\n\nWe don’t need no stinkin supply chain!", ">\n\nEvergreen 2?", ">\n\nThis was a good episode of The Truman Show.", ">\n\nUkraine still exporting to China . Unfuckin real", ">\n\nGreat, now I will have to wait even longer for my container full of rubber dog poo", ">\n\nHere we go again...\nWhat do we do with a drunken sailor? What do we do we do with a drunken sailor? What do we do with a drunken sailor, early in the morning?", ">\n\nThrow em in the brig until they're sober", ">\n\nFeed 'em to the hungry rats for dinner.", ">\n\nPut them in bed with the captain's daughter", ">\n\nHave you seen the captain’s daughter (early in the morning)?", ">\n\nSober?", ">\n\nBetween this and the other things happening around the world it's like watching the events of the past 2-3 years replaying themselves.", ">\n\n\n\nShip stuck at the Suez Canal ✅\n\n\nA high number of contagious tourists coming in from China ✅\n\n\nA defeated president's supporters storm a country's government buildings ✅\n\n\nYep, sounds familiar alright.", ">\n\nHistory repeats, no one learns from the past.", ">\n\nI just heard someone say, \"History doesn't repeat itself, but it does rhyme.\"", ">\n\nRepeat Rap Battles of History! \n2020! Vs! 2023!\nBEGIN!", ">\n\nGreat now I gotta go listen to 40 ERBoH videos", ">\n\n\"Canal traffic is unaffected, the canal authority's chairman Osama Rabie said.\"", ">\n\nCanal authority is what I call it when my wife bosses me around", ">\n\nNo that one is without the C", ">\n\nNo, what you mean is when the morning coffee takes control", ">\n\nNot again.", ">\n\nWhat next, a bowl of petunias?", ">\n\n“Hey, I’ve seen this one! I’ve seen this one! This is a classic!”", ">\n\nWhat do you mean you’ve seen it, it’s brand new?", ">\n\nWhat are you doing step-ship!?", ">\n\nI just need a quick tug.", ">\n\nAgain!?", ">\n\nHooray! Worldwide commerce meltdown again! Oh, wait, no, that one is bad...", ">\n\nSorry, no raises this year because that global thing that happened for a couple of days\n-Corporations", ">\n\nAlso, all of the products and services that aren't significantly impacted are going to receive price hikes regardless- which will stick around well-after the supply chain has normalized. Our ~~suckers~~ customers ~~are too dumb to notice~~ understand that our products and services have great value and we're always doing our best to stay competitive with the other sociopaths in the price-fixed industry.", ">\n\nDammit, again?", ">\n\nYES! THEY PUT IT BACK!!!", ">\n\nThis should be interesting, 2023 off to a good start :)", ">\n\nLooks like a lousy remake of couple of previous years...", ">\n\nI've already seen this season.", ">\n\nI feel like I’ve heard this somewhere before…", ">\n\nSounds like no one read the article... They were able to get the ship unstuck, and it didn't sound like it caused any blockage. So nothing to worry about, and nothing like the last blockage.", ">\n\nImagine the captains face right now though. Just think. They all hope it won't be them, but it had to be someone.", ">\n\n2023 writers getting lazy now.", ">\n\nHave we even recover from the last?", ">\n\nI already saw this episode…", ">\n\nIt got up and left, why is everyone confused?", ">\n\nNobody asked for a sequel to Attack of the Crab Monsters (1957).", ">\n\nI’lll just leave this here.", ">\n\nThank you", ">\n\na.s.h.w.g.a.", ">\n\nLet's gooooo.", ">\n\nGreat, now I will have to wait even longer for my container full of rubber dog poo", ">\n\nIt has been resolved already: source", ">\n\nThis new is breaking!", ">\n\n*again", ">\n\nWell this year is off to a GREAT start.", ">\n\n:( why did it have to be a Ukrainian grain ship … they need the god damn money and the world needs their god damn grain .", ">\n\nAnd why does China need Ukrainian grain?", ">\n\nSo people dont starve ?", ">\n\nI didn't realize that such a massive industrial country as China needs grain import to not starve.", ">\n\nFrom the article: “It is currently unclear to what extent canal traffic is affected.”\nPretty sure that means it is badly affected.", ">\n\nAlso from the article:\n\nCanal traffic is unaffected, the canal authority's chairman Osama Rabie said.", ">\n\nIm not even lying, they changed/updated the article and now its 4x as long with much more info. Thanks.", ">\n\nI actually thought something like that happened. I don't think you're lying! I mean, that would be a weird thing to lie about.", ">\n\nThese idiots can't captain ships for shit", ">\n\nUkraine still exporting to China . Unfuckin real", ">\n\nFor f sake can the US just pay Egypt to build a fing second line already. Pretty sure the US could have paid Egypt to build 12 canals from the last wreck and now here we are again. Seriously Egypt doesn't have the money so just pay for it already so we don't have months long shipping crisis every year.", ">\n\nThis ignores both the history of the existing canal and the current megaprojects unfolding in egypt", ">\n\nWe've got another one, folks! 🎉🎉🎉🎉 (On a serious note, FOR FUCK'S SAKE!)", ">\n\nOh god please, Not again.", ">\n\nI bet my new tote bag was on there.", ">\n\nOn a ship carrying grain from Ukraine to China?", ">\n\n\nCanal traffic is unaffected, the canal authority's chairman Osama Rabie said.", ">\n\nIt’s like deja vu all over again.", ">\n\nAgain?", ">\n\nJesus, not again.", ">\n\noh no... not again.", ">\n\nhaha, yes!\nround 2", ">\n\nOkay, who decided to put history on loop?", ">\n\nCan anyone linke some radar site for ships? So we can track how \"bad\" it is?", ">\n\nOh no, not again.", ">\n\nLet's gooooo!", ">\n\nWe don’t need no stinkin supply chain!", ">\n\nEvergreen 2?", ">\n\nThis was a good episode of The Truman Show.", ">\n\nDe ja vu", ">\n\nLooks like they'll have to make it even wider for the influx of inexperienced shipping crews in the industry.", ">\n\nDeja Vu anyone?", ">\n\nSeriously, how often does this happens?", ">\n\nAgain?", ">\n\nIt’s even funnier the second time!!", ">\n\nPlease not with my stuff in it. Please.", ">\n\nBetween this and the other things happening around the world it's like watching the events of the past 2-3 years replaying themselves.", ">\n\n\n\nShip stuck at the Suez Canal ✅\n\n\nA high number of contagious tourists coming in from China ✅\n\n\nA defeated president's supporters storm a country's government buildings ✅\n\n\nYep, sounds familiar alright.", ">\n\nHistory repeats, no one learns from the past.", ">\n\nI just heard someone say, \"History doesn't repeat itself, but it does rhyme.\"", ">\n\nTime is a circle from a view except it's more like a staircase. And there's a shake at certain parts. \nHating the trudge upwards and always going around.", ">\n\nVonnegut or mcconaughey?", ">\n\n\"Canal traffic is unaffected, the canal authority's chairman Osama Rabie said.\"", ">\n\nCanal authority is what I call it when my wife bosses me around", ">\n\nNo that one is without the C", ">\n\nNo, what you mean is when the morning coffee takes control", ">\n\nHere we go again...\nWhat do we do with a drunken sailor? What do we do we do with a drunken sailor? What do we do with a drunken sailor, early in the morning?", ">\n\nThrow em in the brig until they're sober", ">\n\nFeed 'em to the hungry rats for dinner.", ">\n\nPut them in bed with the captain's daughter" ]

[ "Here we go again...\nWhat do we do with a drunken sailor? What do we do we do with a drunken sailor? What do we do with a drunken sailor, early in the morning?", ">\n\nThrow em in the brig until they're sober", ">\n\nFeed 'em to the hungry rats for dinner.", ">\n\nAnd this is why I'll need to listen to the Drunken Whaler on repeat for some amount of time.", ">\n\nBetween this and the other things happening around the world it's like watching the events of the past 2-3 years replaying themselves.", ">\n\n\n\nSuez Canal blocked by a cargo ship ✅\n\n\nA high number of contagious tourists coming in from China ✅\n\n\nA defeated president's supporters storm a country's government buildings ✅\n\n\nYep, sounds familiar alright.", ">\n\nHistory repeats, no one learns from the past.", ">\n\nI just heard someone say, \"History doesn't repeat itself, but it does rhyme.\"", ">\n\nTime is a circle from a view except it's more like a staircase. And there's a shake at certain parts. \nHating the trudge upwards and always going around.", ">\n\nVonnegut or mcconaughey?", ">\n\n\"Canal traffic is unaffected, the canal authority's chairman Osama Rabie said.\"", ">\n\nCanal authority is what I call it when my wife bosses me around", ">\n\nNot again.", ">\n\nWhat next, a bowl of petunias?", ">\n\nWhat are you doing step-ship!?", ">\n\nI just need a quick tug.", ">\n\nHooray! Worldwide commerce meltdown again! Oh, wait, no, that one is bad...", ">\n\nSorry, no raises this year because that global thing that happened for a couple of days\n-Corporations", ">\n\nAlso, all of the products and services that aren't significantly impacted are going to receive price hikes regardless- which will stick around well-after the supply chain has normalized. Our ~~suckers~~ customers ~~are too dumb to notice~~ understand that our products and services have great value and we're always doing our best to stay competitive with the other sociopaths in the price-fixed industry.", ">\n\nDammit, again?", ">\n\n“Hey, I’ve seen this one! I’ve seen this one! This is a classic!”", ">\n\nAgain!?", ">\n\nYES! THEY PUT IT BACK!!!", ">\n\nImagine the captains face right now though. Just think. They all hope it won't be them, but it had to be someone.", ">\n\nI've already seen this season.", ">\n\n2023 writers getting lazy now.", ">\n\nI feel like I’ve heard this somewhere before…", ">\n\n:( why did it have to be a Ukrainian grain ship … they need the god damn money and the world needs their god damn grain .", ">\n\nAnd why does China need Ukrainian grain?", ">\n\nI’lll just leave this here.", ">\n\nThank you", ">\n\na.s.h.w.g.a.", ">\n\nThis should be interesting, 2023 off to a good start :)", ">\n\nLooks like a lousy remake of couple of previous years...", ">\n\nHave we even recover from the last?", ">\n\nI already saw this episode…", ">\n\nLet's gooooo.", ">\n\nThese idiots can't captain ships for shit", ">\n\nFrom the article: “It is currently unclear to what extent canal traffic is affected.”\nPretty sure that means it is badly affected.", ">\n\nAlso from the article:\n\nCanal traffic is unaffected, the canal authority's chairman Osama Rabie said.", ">\n\nIm not even lying, they changed/updated the article and now its 4x as long with much more info. Thanks.", ">\n\nI actually thought something like that happened. I don't think you're lying! I mean, that would be a weird thing to lie about.", ">\n\nFor f sake can the US just pay Egypt to build a fing second line already. Pretty sure the US could have paid Egypt to build 12 canals from the last wreck and now here we are again. Seriously Egypt doesn't have the money so just pay for it already so we don't have months long shipping crisis every year.", ">\n\nThis ignores both the history of the existing canal and the current megaprojects unfolding in egypt", ">\n\nWe've got another one, folks! 🎉🎉🎉🎉 (On a serious note, FOR FUCK'S SAKE!)", ">\n\nOh god please, Not again.", ">\n\nI bet my new tote bag was on there.", ">\n\nOn a ship carrying grain from Ukraine to China?", ">\n\n\nCanal traffic is unaffected, the canal authority's chairman Osama Rabie said.", ">\n\nIt’s like deja vu all over again.", ">\n\nAgain?", ">\n\nJesus, not again.", ">\n\noh no... not again.", ">\n\nhaha, yes!\nround 2", ">\n\nOkay, who decided to put history on loop?", ">\n\nCan anyone linke some radar site for ships? So we can track how \"bad\" it is?", ">\n\nOh no, not again.", ">\n\nLet's gooooo!", ">\n\nWe don’t need no stinkin supply chain!", ">\n\nEvergreen 2?", ">\n\nThis was a good episode of The Truman Show.", ">\n\nUkraine still exporting to China . Unfuckin real", ">\n\nGreat, now I will have to wait even longer for my container full of rubber dog poo", ">\n\nHere we go again...\nWhat do we do with a drunken sailor? What do we do we do with a drunken sailor? What do we do with a drunken sailor, early in the morning?", ">\n\nThrow em in the brig until they're sober", ">\n\nFeed 'em to the hungry rats for dinner.", ">\n\nPut them in bed with the captain's daughter", ">\n\nHave you seen the captain’s daughter (early in the morning)?", ">\n\nSober?", ">\n\nBetween this and the other things happening around the world it's like watching the events of the past 2-3 years replaying themselves.", ">\n\n\n\nShip stuck at the Suez Canal ✅\n\n\nA high number of contagious tourists coming in from China ✅\n\n\nA defeated president's supporters storm a country's government buildings ✅\n\n\nYep, sounds familiar alright.", ">\n\nHistory repeats, no one learns from the past.", ">\n\nI just heard someone say, \"History doesn't repeat itself, but it does rhyme.\"", ">\n\nRepeat Rap Battles of History! \n2020! Vs! 2023!\nBEGIN!", ">\n\nGreat now I gotta go listen to 40 ERBoH videos", ">\n\n\"Canal traffic is unaffected, the canal authority's chairman Osama Rabie said.\"", ">\n\nCanal authority is what I call it when my wife bosses me around", ">\n\nNo that one is without the C", ">\n\nNo, what you mean is when the morning coffee takes control", ">\n\nNot again.", ">\n\nWhat next, a bowl of petunias?", ">\n\n“Hey, I’ve seen this one! I’ve seen this one! This is a classic!”", ">\n\nWhat do you mean you’ve seen it, it’s brand new?", ">\n\nWhat are you doing step-ship!?", ">\n\nI just need a quick tug.", ">\n\nAgain!?", ">\n\nHooray! Worldwide commerce meltdown again! Oh, wait, no, that one is bad...", ">\n\nSorry, no raises this year because that global thing that happened for a couple of days\n-Corporations", ">\n\nAlso, all of the products and services that aren't significantly impacted are going to receive price hikes regardless- which will stick around well-after the supply chain has normalized. Our ~~suckers~~ customers ~~are too dumb to notice~~ understand that our products and services have great value and we're always doing our best to stay competitive with the other sociopaths in the price-fixed industry.", ">\n\nDammit, again?", ">\n\nYES! THEY PUT IT BACK!!!", ">\n\nThis should be interesting, 2023 off to a good start :)", ">\n\nLooks like a lousy remake of couple of previous years...", ">\n\nI've already seen this season.", ">\n\nI feel like I’ve heard this somewhere before…", ">\n\nSounds like no one read the article... They were able to get the ship unstuck, and it didn't sound like it caused any blockage. So nothing to worry about, and nothing like the last blockage.", ">\n\nImagine the captains face right now though. Just think. They all hope it won't be them, but it had to be someone.", ">\n\n2023 writers getting lazy now.", ">\n\nHave we even recover from the last?", ">\n\nI already saw this episode…", ">\n\nIt got up and left, why is everyone confused?", ">\n\nNobody asked for a sequel to Attack of the Crab Monsters (1957).", ">\n\nI’lll just leave this here.", ">\n\nThank you", ">\n\na.s.h.w.g.a.", ">\n\nLet's gooooo.", ">\n\nGreat, now I will have to wait even longer for my container full of rubber dog poo", ">\n\nIt has been resolved already: source", ">\n\nThis new is breaking!", ">\n\n*again", ">\n\nWell this year is off to a GREAT start.", ">\n\n:( why did it have to be a Ukrainian grain ship … they need the god damn money and the world needs their god damn grain .", ">\n\nAnd why does China need Ukrainian grain?", ">\n\nSo people dont starve ?", ">\n\nI didn't realize that such a massive industrial country as China needs grain import to not starve.", ">\n\nFrom the article: “It is currently unclear to what extent canal traffic is affected.”\nPretty sure that means it is badly affected.", ">\n\nAlso from the article:\n\nCanal traffic is unaffected, the canal authority's chairman Osama Rabie said.", ">\n\nIm not even lying, they changed/updated the article and now its 4x as long with much more info. Thanks.", ">\n\nI actually thought something like that happened. I don't think you're lying! I mean, that would be a weird thing to lie about.", ">\n\nThese idiots can't captain ships for shit", ">\n\nUkraine still exporting to China . Unfuckin real", ">\n\nFor f sake can the US just pay Egypt to build a fing second line already. Pretty sure the US could have paid Egypt to build 12 canals from the last wreck and now here we are again. Seriously Egypt doesn't have the money so just pay for it already so we don't have months long shipping crisis every year.", ">\n\nThis ignores both the history of the existing canal and the current megaprojects unfolding in egypt", ">\n\nWe've got another one, folks! 🎉🎉🎉🎉 (On a serious note, FOR FUCK'S SAKE!)", ">\n\nOh god please, Not again.", ">\n\nI bet my new tote bag was on there.", ">\n\nOn a ship carrying grain from Ukraine to China?", ">\n\n\nCanal traffic is unaffected, the canal authority's chairman Osama Rabie said.", ">\n\nIt’s like deja vu all over again.", ">\n\nAgain?", ">\n\nJesus, not again.", ">\n\noh no... not again.", ">\n\nhaha, yes!\nround 2", ">\n\nOkay, who decided to put history on loop?", ">\n\nCan anyone linke some radar site for ships? So we can track how \"bad\" it is?", ">\n\nOh no, not again.", ">\n\nLet's gooooo!", ">\n\nWe don’t need no stinkin supply chain!", ">\n\nEvergreen 2?", ">\n\nThis was a good episode of The Truman Show.", ">\n\nDe ja vu", ">\n\nLooks like they'll have to make it even wider for the influx of inexperienced shipping crews in the industry.", ">\n\nDeja Vu anyone?", ">\n\nSeriously, how often does this happens?", ">\n\nAgain?", ">\n\nIt’s even funnier the second time!!", ">\n\nPlease not with my stuff in it. Please.", ">\n\nBetween this and the other things happening around the world it's like watching the events of the past 2-3 years replaying themselves.", ">\n\n\n\nShip stuck at the Suez Canal ✅\n\n\nA high number of contagious tourists coming in from China ✅\n\n\nA defeated president's supporters storm a country's government buildings ✅\n\n\nYep, sounds familiar alright.", ">\n\nHistory repeats, no one learns from the past.", ">\n\nI just heard someone say, \"History doesn't repeat itself, but it does rhyme.\"", ">\n\nTime is a circle from a view except it's more like a staircase. And there's a shake at certain parts. \nHating the trudge upwards and always going around.", ">\n\nVonnegut or mcconaughey?", ">\n\n\"Canal traffic is unaffected, the canal authority's chairman Osama Rabie said.\"", ">\n\nCanal authority is what I call it when my wife bosses me around", ">\n\nNo that one is without the C", ">\n\nNo, what you mean is when the morning coffee takes control", ">\n\nHere we go again...\nWhat do we do with a drunken sailor? What do we do we do with a drunken sailor? What do we do with a drunken sailor, early in the morning?", ">\n\nThrow em in the brig until they're sober", ">\n\nFeed 'em to the hungry rats for dinner.", ">\n\nPut them in bed with the captain's daughter", ">\n\nHave you seen the captain’s daughter (early in the morning)?" ]

[ "Here we go again...\nWhat do we do with a drunken sailor? What do we do we do with a drunken sailor? What do we do with a drunken sailor, early in the morning?", ">\n\nThrow em in the brig until they're sober", ">\n\nFeed 'em to the hungry rats for dinner.", ">\n\nAnd this is why I'll need to listen to the Drunken Whaler on repeat for some amount of time.", ">\n\nBetween this and the other things happening around the world it's like watching the events of the past 2-3 years replaying themselves.", ">\n\n\n\nSuez Canal blocked by a cargo ship ✅\n\n\nA high number of contagious tourists coming in from China ✅\n\n\nA defeated president's supporters storm a country's government buildings ✅\n\n\nYep, sounds familiar alright.", ">\n\nHistory repeats, no one learns from the past.", ">\n\nI just heard someone say, \"History doesn't repeat itself, but it does rhyme.\"", ">\n\nTime is a circle from a view except it's more like a staircase. And there's a shake at certain parts. \nHating the trudge upwards and always going around.", ">\n\nVonnegut or mcconaughey?", ">\n\n\"Canal traffic is unaffected, the canal authority's chairman Osama Rabie said.\"", ">\n\nCanal authority is what I call it when my wife bosses me around", ">\n\nNot again.", ">\n\nWhat next, a bowl of petunias?", ">\n\nWhat are you doing step-ship!?", ">\n\nI just need a quick tug.", ">\n\nHooray! Worldwide commerce meltdown again! Oh, wait, no, that one is bad...", ">\n\nSorry, no raises this year because that global thing that happened for a couple of days\n-Corporations", ">\n\nAlso, all of the products and services that aren't significantly impacted are going to receive price hikes regardless- which will stick around well-after the supply chain has normalized. Our ~~suckers~~ customers ~~are too dumb to notice~~ understand that our products and services have great value and we're always doing our best to stay competitive with the other sociopaths in the price-fixed industry.", ">\n\nDammit, again?", ">\n\n“Hey, I’ve seen this one! I’ve seen this one! This is a classic!”", ">\n\nAgain!?", ">\n\nYES! THEY PUT IT BACK!!!", ">\n\nImagine the captains face right now though. Just think. They all hope it won't be them, but it had to be someone.", ">\n\nI've already seen this season.", ">\n\n2023 writers getting lazy now.", ">\n\nI feel like I’ve heard this somewhere before…", ">\n\n:( why did it have to be a Ukrainian grain ship … they need the god damn money and the world needs their god damn grain .", ">\n\nAnd why does China need Ukrainian grain?", ">\n\nI’lll just leave this here.", ">\n\nThank you", ">\n\na.s.h.w.g.a.", ">\n\nThis should be interesting, 2023 off to a good start :)", ">\n\nLooks like a lousy remake of couple of previous years...", ">\n\nHave we even recover from the last?", ">\n\nI already saw this episode…", ">\n\nLet's gooooo.", ">\n\nThese idiots can't captain ships for shit", ">\n\nFrom the article: “It is currently unclear to what extent canal traffic is affected.”\nPretty sure that means it is badly affected.", ">\n\nAlso from the article:\n\nCanal traffic is unaffected, the canal authority's chairman Osama Rabie said.", ">\n\nIm not even lying, they changed/updated the article and now its 4x as long with much more info. Thanks.", ">\n\nI actually thought something like that happened. I don't think you're lying! I mean, that would be a weird thing to lie about.", ">\n\nFor f sake can the US just pay Egypt to build a fing second line already. Pretty sure the US could have paid Egypt to build 12 canals from the last wreck and now here we are again. Seriously Egypt doesn't have the money so just pay for it already so we don't have months long shipping crisis every year.", ">\n\nThis ignores both the history of the existing canal and the current megaprojects unfolding in egypt", ">\n\nWe've got another one, folks! 🎉🎉🎉🎉 (On a serious note, FOR FUCK'S SAKE!)", ">\n\nOh god please, Not again.", ">\n\nI bet my new tote bag was on there.", ">\n\nOn a ship carrying grain from Ukraine to China?", ">\n\n\nCanal traffic is unaffected, the canal authority's chairman Osama Rabie said.", ">\n\nIt’s like deja vu all over again.", ">\n\nAgain?", ">\n\nJesus, not again.", ">\n\noh no... not again.", ">\n\nhaha, yes!\nround 2", ">\n\nOkay, who decided to put history on loop?", ">\n\nCan anyone linke some radar site for ships? So we can track how \"bad\" it is?", ">\n\nOh no, not again.", ">\n\nLet's gooooo!", ">\n\nWe don’t need no stinkin supply chain!", ">\n\nEvergreen 2?", ">\n\nThis was a good episode of The Truman Show.", ">\n\nUkraine still exporting to China . Unfuckin real", ">\n\nGreat, now I will have to wait even longer for my container full of rubber dog poo", ">\n\nHere we go again...\nWhat do we do with a drunken sailor? What do we do we do with a drunken sailor? What do we do with a drunken sailor, early in the morning?", ">\n\nThrow em in the brig until they're sober", ">\n\nFeed 'em to the hungry rats for dinner.", ">\n\nPut them in bed with the captain's daughter", ">\n\nHave you seen the captain’s daughter (early in the morning)?", ">\n\nSober?", ">\n\nBetween this and the other things happening around the world it's like watching the events of the past 2-3 years replaying themselves.", ">\n\n\n\nShip stuck at the Suez Canal ✅\n\n\nA high number of contagious tourists coming in from China ✅\n\n\nA defeated president's supporters storm a country's government buildings ✅\n\n\nYep, sounds familiar alright.", ">\n\nHistory repeats, no one learns from the past.", ">\n\nI just heard someone say, \"History doesn't repeat itself, but it does rhyme.\"", ">\n\nRepeat Rap Battles of History! \n2020! Vs! 2023!\nBEGIN!", ">\n\nGreat now I gotta go listen to 40 ERBoH videos", ">\n\n\"Canal traffic is unaffected, the canal authority's chairman Osama Rabie said.\"", ">\n\nCanal authority is what I call it when my wife bosses me around", ">\n\nNo that one is without the C", ">\n\nNo, what you mean is when the morning coffee takes control", ">\n\nNot again.", ">\n\nWhat next, a bowl of petunias?", ">\n\n“Hey, I’ve seen this one! I’ve seen this one! This is a classic!”", ">\n\nWhat do you mean you’ve seen it, it’s brand new?", ">\n\nWhat are you doing step-ship!?", ">\n\nI just need a quick tug.", ">\n\nAgain!?", ">\n\nHooray! Worldwide commerce meltdown again! Oh, wait, no, that one is bad...", ">\n\nSorry, no raises this year because that global thing that happened for a couple of days\n-Corporations", ">\n\nAlso, all of the products and services that aren't significantly impacted are going to receive price hikes regardless- which will stick around well-after the supply chain has normalized. Our ~~suckers~~ customers ~~are too dumb to notice~~ understand that our products and services have great value and we're always doing our best to stay competitive with the other sociopaths in the price-fixed industry.", ">\n\nDammit, again?", ">\n\nYES! THEY PUT IT BACK!!!", ">\n\nThis should be interesting, 2023 off to a good start :)", ">\n\nLooks like a lousy remake of couple of previous years...", ">\n\nI've already seen this season.", ">\n\nI feel like I’ve heard this somewhere before…", ">\n\nSounds like no one read the article... They were able to get the ship unstuck, and it didn't sound like it caused any blockage. So nothing to worry about, and nothing like the last blockage.", ">\n\nImagine the captains face right now though. Just think. They all hope it won't be them, but it had to be someone.", ">\n\n2023 writers getting lazy now.", ">\n\nHave we even recover from the last?", ">\n\nI already saw this episode…", ">\n\nIt got up and left, why is everyone confused?", ">\n\nNobody asked for a sequel to Attack of the Crab Monsters (1957).", ">\n\nI’lll just leave this here.", ">\n\nThank you", ">\n\na.s.h.w.g.a.", ">\n\nLet's gooooo.", ">\n\nGreat, now I will have to wait even longer for my container full of rubber dog poo", ">\n\nIt has been resolved already: source", ">\n\nThis new is breaking!", ">\n\n*again", ">\n\nWell this year is off to a GREAT start.", ">\n\n:( why did it have to be a Ukrainian grain ship … they need the god damn money and the world needs their god damn grain .", ">\n\nAnd why does China need Ukrainian grain?", ">\n\nSo people dont starve ?", ">\n\nI didn't realize that such a massive industrial country as China needs grain import to not starve.", ">\n\nFrom the article: “It is currently unclear to what extent canal traffic is affected.”\nPretty sure that means it is badly affected.", ">\n\nAlso from the article:\n\nCanal traffic is unaffected, the canal authority's chairman Osama Rabie said.", ">\n\nIm not even lying, they changed/updated the article and now its 4x as long with much more info. Thanks.", ">\n\nI actually thought something like that happened. I don't think you're lying! I mean, that would be a weird thing to lie about.", ">\n\nThese idiots can't captain ships for shit", ">\n\nUkraine still exporting to China . Unfuckin real", ">\n\nFor f sake can the US just pay Egypt to build a fing second line already. Pretty sure the US could have paid Egypt to build 12 canals from the last wreck and now here we are again. Seriously Egypt doesn't have the money so just pay for it already so we don't have months long shipping crisis every year.", ">\n\nThis ignores both the history of the existing canal and the current megaprojects unfolding in egypt", ">\n\nWe've got another one, folks! 🎉🎉🎉🎉 (On a serious note, FOR FUCK'S SAKE!)", ">\n\nOh god please, Not again.", ">\n\nI bet my new tote bag was on there.", ">\n\nOn a ship carrying grain from Ukraine to China?", ">\n\n\nCanal traffic is unaffected, the canal authority's chairman Osama Rabie said.", ">\n\nIt’s like deja vu all over again.", ">\n\nAgain?", ">\n\nJesus, not again.", ">\n\noh no... not again.", ">\n\nhaha, yes!\nround 2", ">\n\nOkay, who decided to put history on loop?", ">\n\nCan anyone linke some radar site for ships? So we can track how \"bad\" it is?", ">\n\nOh no, not again.", ">\n\nLet's gooooo!", ">\n\nWe don’t need no stinkin supply chain!", ">\n\nEvergreen 2?", ">\n\nThis was a good episode of The Truman Show.", ">\n\nDe ja vu", ">\n\nLooks like they'll have to make it even wider for the influx of inexperienced shipping crews in the industry.", ">\n\nDeja Vu anyone?", ">\n\nSeriously, how often does this happens?", ">\n\nAgain?", ">\n\nIt’s even funnier the second time!!", ">\n\nPlease not with my stuff in it. Please.", ">\n\nBetween this and the other things happening around the world it's like watching the events of the past 2-3 years replaying themselves.", ">\n\n\n\nShip stuck at the Suez Canal ✅\n\n\nA high number of contagious tourists coming in from China ✅\n\n\nA defeated president's supporters storm a country's government buildings ✅\n\n\nYep, sounds familiar alright.", ">\n\nHistory repeats, no one learns from the past.", ">\n\nI just heard someone say, \"History doesn't repeat itself, but it does rhyme.\"", ">\n\nTime is a circle from a view except it's more like a staircase. And there's a shake at certain parts. \nHating the trudge upwards and always going around.", ">\n\nVonnegut or mcconaughey?", ">\n\n\"Canal traffic is unaffected, the canal authority's chairman Osama Rabie said.\"", ">\n\nCanal authority is what I call it when my wife bosses me around", ">\n\nNo that one is without the C", ">\n\nNo, what you mean is when the morning coffee takes control", ">\n\nHere we go again...\nWhat do we do with a drunken sailor? What do we do we do with a drunken sailor? What do we do with a drunken sailor, early in the morning?", ">\n\nThrow em in the brig until they're sober", ">\n\nFeed 'em to the hungry rats for dinner.", ">\n\nPut them in bed with the captain's daughter", ">\n\nHave you seen the captain’s daughter (early in the morning)?", ">\n\nShave his belly with a rusty razor" ]

[ "Here we go again...\nWhat do we do with a drunken sailor? What do we do we do with a drunken sailor? What do we do with a drunken sailor, early in the morning?", ">\n\nThrow em in the brig until they're sober", ">\n\nFeed 'em to the hungry rats for dinner.", ">\n\nAnd this is why I'll need to listen to the Drunken Whaler on repeat for some amount of time.", ">\n\nBetween this and the other things happening around the world it's like watching the events of the past 2-3 years replaying themselves.", ">\n\n\n\nSuez Canal blocked by a cargo ship ✅\n\n\nA high number of contagious tourists coming in from China ✅\n\n\nA defeated president's supporters storm a country's government buildings ✅\n\n\nYep, sounds familiar alright.", ">\n\nHistory repeats, no one learns from the past.", ">\n\nI just heard someone say, \"History doesn't repeat itself, but it does rhyme.\"", ">\n\nTime is a circle from a view except it's more like a staircase. And there's a shake at certain parts. \nHating the trudge upwards and always going around.", ">\n\nVonnegut or mcconaughey?", ">\n\n\"Canal traffic is unaffected, the canal authority's chairman Osama Rabie said.\"", ">\n\nCanal authority is what I call it when my wife bosses me around", ">\n\nNot again.", ">\n\nWhat next, a bowl of petunias?", ">\n\nWhat are you doing step-ship!?", ">\n\nI just need a quick tug.", ">\n\nHooray! Worldwide commerce meltdown again! Oh, wait, no, that one is bad...", ">\n\nSorry, no raises this year because that global thing that happened for a couple of days\n-Corporations", ">\n\nAlso, all of the products and services that aren't significantly impacted are going to receive price hikes regardless- which will stick around well-after the supply chain has normalized. Our ~~suckers~~ customers ~~are too dumb to notice~~ understand that our products and services have great value and we're always doing our best to stay competitive with the other sociopaths in the price-fixed industry.", ">\n\nDammit, again?", ">\n\n“Hey, I’ve seen this one! I’ve seen this one! This is a classic!”", ">\n\nAgain!?", ">\n\nYES! THEY PUT IT BACK!!!", ">\n\nImagine the captains face right now though. Just think. They all hope it won't be them, but it had to be someone.", ">\n\nI've already seen this season.", ">\n\n2023 writers getting lazy now.", ">\n\nI feel like I’ve heard this somewhere before…", ">\n\n:( why did it have to be a Ukrainian grain ship … they need the god damn money and the world needs their god damn grain .", ">\n\nAnd why does China need Ukrainian grain?", ">\n\nI’lll just leave this here.", ">\n\nThank you", ">\n\na.s.h.w.g.a.", ">\n\nThis should be interesting, 2023 off to a good start :)", ">\n\nLooks like a lousy remake of couple of previous years...", ">\n\nHave we even recover from the last?", ">\n\nI already saw this episode…", ">\n\nLet's gooooo.", ">\n\nThese idiots can't captain ships for shit", ">\n\nFrom the article: “It is currently unclear to what extent canal traffic is affected.”\nPretty sure that means it is badly affected.", ">\n\nAlso from the article:\n\nCanal traffic is unaffected, the canal authority's chairman Osama Rabie said.", ">\n\nIm not even lying, they changed/updated the article and now its 4x as long with much more info. Thanks.", ">\n\nI actually thought something like that happened. I don't think you're lying! I mean, that would be a weird thing to lie about.", ">\n\nFor f sake can the US just pay Egypt to build a fing second line already. Pretty sure the US could have paid Egypt to build 12 canals from the last wreck and now here we are again. Seriously Egypt doesn't have the money so just pay for it already so we don't have months long shipping crisis every year.", ">\n\nThis ignores both the history of the existing canal and the current megaprojects unfolding in egypt", ">\n\nWe've got another one, folks! 🎉🎉🎉🎉 (On a serious note, FOR FUCK'S SAKE!)", ">\n\nOh god please, Not again.", ">\n\nI bet my new tote bag was on there.", ">\n\nOn a ship carrying grain from Ukraine to China?", ">\n\n\nCanal traffic is unaffected, the canal authority's chairman Osama Rabie said.", ">\n\nIt’s like deja vu all over again.", ">\n\nAgain?", ">\n\nJesus, not again.", ">\n\noh no... not again.", ">\n\nhaha, yes!\nround 2", ">\n\nOkay, who decided to put history on loop?", ">\n\nCan anyone linke some radar site for ships? So we can track how \"bad\" it is?", ">\n\nOh no, not again.", ">\n\nLet's gooooo!", ">\n\nWe don’t need no stinkin supply chain!", ">\n\nEvergreen 2?", ">\n\nThis was a good episode of The Truman Show.", ">\n\nUkraine still exporting to China . Unfuckin real", ">\n\nGreat, now I will have to wait even longer for my container full of rubber dog poo", ">\n\nHere we go again...\nWhat do we do with a drunken sailor? What do we do we do with a drunken sailor? What do we do with a drunken sailor, early in the morning?", ">\n\nThrow em in the brig until they're sober", ">\n\nFeed 'em to the hungry rats for dinner.", ">\n\nPut them in bed with the captain's daughter", ">\n\nHave you seen the captain’s daughter (early in the morning)?", ">\n\nSober?", ">\n\nBetween this and the other things happening around the world it's like watching the events of the past 2-3 years replaying themselves.", ">\n\n\n\nShip stuck at the Suez Canal ✅\n\n\nA high number of contagious tourists coming in from China ✅\n\n\nA defeated president's supporters storm a country's government buildings ✅\n\n\nYep, sounds familiar alright.", ">\n\nHistory repeats, no one learns from the past.", ">\n\nI just heard someone say, \"History doesn't repeat itself, but it does rhyme.\"", ">\n\nRepeat Rap Battles of History! \n2020! Vs! 2023!\nBEGIN!", ">\n\nGreat now I gotta go listen to 40 ERBoH videos", ">\n\n\"Canal traffic is unaffected, the canal authority's chairman Osama Rabie said.\"", ">\n\nCanal authority is what I call it when my wife bosses me around", ">\n\nNo that one is without the C", ">\n\nNo, what you mean is when the morning coffee takes control", ">\n\nNot again.", ">\n\nWhat next, a bowl of petunias?", ">\n\n“Hey, I’ve seen this one! I’ve seen this one! This is a classic!”", ">\n\nWhat do you mean you’ve seen it, it’s brand new?", ">\n\nWhat are you doing step-ship!?", ">\n\nI just need a quick tug.", ">\n\nAgain!?", ">\n\nHooray! Worldwide commerce meltdown again! Oh, wait, no, that one is bad...", ">\n\nSorry, no raises this year because that global thing that happened for a couple of days\n-Corporations", ">\n\nAlso, all of the products and services that aren't significantly impacted are going to receive price hikes regardless- which will stick around well-after the supply chain has normalized. Our ~~suckers~~ customers ~~are too dumb to notice~~ understand that our products and services have great value and we're always doing our best to stay competitive with the other sociopaths in the price-fixed industry.", ">\n\nDammit, again?", ">\n\nYES! THEY PUT IT BACK!!!", ">\n\nThis should be interesting, 2023 off to a good start :)", ">\n\nLooks like a lousy remake of couple of previous years...", ">\n\nI've already seen this season.", ">\n\nI feel like I’ve heard this somewhere before…", ">\n\nSounds like no one read the article... They were able to get the ship unstuck, and it didn't sound like it caused any blockage. So nothing to worry about, and nothing like the last blockage.", ">\n\nImagine the captains face right now though. Just think. They all hope it won't be them, but it had to be someone.", ">\n\n2023 writers getting lazy now.", ">\n\nHave we even recover from the last?", ">\n\nI already saw this episode…", ">\n\nIt got up and left, why is everyone confused?", ">\n\nNobody asked for a sequel to Attack of the Crab Monsters (1957).", ">\n\nI’lll just leave this here.", ">\n\nThank you", ">\n\na.s.h.w.g.a.", ">\n\nLet's gooooo.", ">\n\nGreat, now I will have to wait even longer for my container full of rubber dog poo", ">\n\nIt has been resolved already: source", ">\n\nThis new is breaking!", ">\n\n*again", ">\n\nWell this year is off to a GREAT start.", ">\n\n:( why did it have to be a Ukrainian grain ship … they need the god damn money and the world needs their god damn grain .", ">\n\nAnd why does China need Ukrainian grain?", ">\n\nSo people dont starve ?", ">\n\nI didn't realize that such a massive industrial country as China needs grain import to not starve.", ">\n\nFrom the article: “It is currently unclear to what extent canal traffic is affected.”\nPretty sure that means it is badly affected.", ">\n\nAlso from the article:\n\nCanal traffic is unaffected, the canal authority's chairman Osama Rabie said.", ">\n\nIm not even lying, they changed/updated the article and now its 4x as long with much more info. Thanks.", ">\n\nI actually thought something like that happened. I don't think you're lying! I mean, that would be a weird thing to lie about.", ">\n\nThese idiots can't captain ships for shit", ">\n\nUkraine still exporting to China . Unfuckin real", ">\n\nFor f sake can the US just pay Egypt to build a fing second line already. Pretty sure the US could have paid Egypt to build 12 canals from the last wreck and now here we are again. Seriously Egypt doesn't have the money so just pay for it already so we don't have months long shipping crisis every year.", ">\n\nThis ignores both the history of the existing canal and the current megaprojects unfolding in egypt", ">\n\nWe've got another one, folks! 🎉🎉🎉🎉 (On a serious note, FOR FUCK'S SAKE!)", ">\n\nOh god please, Not again.", ">\n\nI bet my new tote bag was on there.", ">\n\nOn a ship carrying grain from Ukraine to China?", ">\n\n\nCanal traffic is unaffected, the canal authority's chairman Osama Rabie said.", ">\n\nIt’s like deja vu all over again.", ">\n\nAgain?", ">\n\nJesus, not again.", ">\n\noh no... not again.", ">\n\nhaha, yes!\nround 2", ">\n\nOkay, who decided to put history on loop?", ">\n\nCan anyone linke some radar site for ships? So we can track how \"bad\" it is?", ">\n\nOh no, not again.", ">\n\nLet's gooooo!", ">\n\nWe don’t need no stinkin supply chain!", ">\n\nEvergreen 2?", ">\n\nThis was a good episode of The Truman Show.", ">\n\nDe ja vu", ">\n\nLooks like they'll have to make it even wider for the influx of inexperienced shipping crews in the industry.", ">\n\nDeja Vu anyone?", ">\n\nSeriously, how often does this happens?", ">\n\nAgain?", ">\n\nIt’s even funnier the second time!!", ">\n\nPlease not with my stuff in it. Please.", ">\n\nBetween this and the other things happening around the world it's like watching the events of the past 2-3 years replaying themselves.", ">\n\n\n\nShip stuck at the Suez Canal ✅\n\n\nA high number of contagious tourists coming in from China ✅\n\n\nA defeated president's supporters storm a country's government buildings ✅\n\n\nYep, sounds familiar alright.", ">\n\nHistory repeats, no one learns from the past.", ">\n\nI just heard someone say, \"History doesn't repeat itself, but it does rhyme.\"", ">\n\nTime is a circle from a view except it's more like a staircase. And there's a shake at certain parts. \nHating the trudge upwards and always going around.", ">\n\nVonnegut or mcconaughey?", ">\n\n\"Canal traffic is unaffected, the canal authority's chairman Osama Rabie said.\"", ">\n\nCanal authority is what I call it when my wife bosses me around", ">\n\nNo that one is without the C", ">\n\nNo, what you mean is when the morning coffee takes control", ">\n\nHere we go again...\nWhat do we do with a drunken sailor? What do we do we do with a drunken sailor? What do we do with a drunken sailor, early in the morning?", ">\n\nThrow em in the brig until they're sober", ">\n\nFeed 'em to the hungry rats for dinner.", ">\n\nPut them in bed with the captain's daughter", ">\n\nHave you seen the captain’s daughter (early in the morning)?", ">\n\nShave his belly with a rusty razor", ">\n\n“Hey, I’ve seen this one! I’ve seen this one! This is a classic!”" ]

[ "Here we go again...\nWhat do we do with a drunken sailor? What do we do we do with a drunken sailor? What do we do with a drunken sailor, early in the morning?", ">\n\nThrow em in the brig until they're sober", ">\n\nFeed 'em to the hungry rats for dinner.", ">\n\nAnd this is why I'll need to listen to the Drunken Whaler on repeat for some amount of time.", ">\n\nBetween this and the other things happening around the world it's like watching the events of the past 2-3 years replaying themselves.", ">\n\n\n\nSuez Canal blocked by a cargo ship ✅\n\n\nA high number of contagious tourists coming in from China ✅\n\n\nA defeated president's supporters storm a country's government buildings ✅\n\n\nYep, sounds familiar alright.", ">\n\nHistory repeats, no one learns from the past.", ">\n\nI just heard someone say, \"History doesn't repeat itself, but it does rhyme.\"", ">\n\nTime is a circle from a view except it's more like a staircase. And there's a shake at certain parts. \nHating the trudge upwards and always going around.", ">\n\nVonnegut or mcconaughey?", ">\n\n\"Canal traffic is unaffected, the canal authority's chairman Osama Rabie said.\"", ">\n\nCanal authority is what I call it when my wife bosses me around", ">\n\nNot again.", ">\n\nWhat next, a bowl of petunias?", ">\n\nWhat are you doing step-ship!?", ">\n\nI just need a quick tug.", ">\n\nHooray! Worldwide commerce meltdown again! Oh, wait, no, that one is bad...", ">\n\nSorry, no raises this year because that global thing that happened for a couple of days\n-Corporations", ">\n\nAlso, all of the products and services that aren't significantly impacted are going to receive price hikes regardless- which will stick around well-after the supply chain has normalized. Our ~~suckers~~ customers ~~are too dumb to notice~~ understand that our products and services have great value and we're always doing our best to stay competitive with the other sociopaths in the price-fixed industry.", ">\n\nDammit, again?", ">\n\n“Hey, I’ve seen this one! I’ve seen this one! This is a classic!”", ">\n\nAgain!?", ">\n\nYES! THEY PUT IT BACK!!!", ">\n\nImagine the captains face right now though. Just think. They all hope it won't be them, but it had to be someone.", ">\n\nI've already seen this season.", ">\n\n2023 writers getting lazy now.", ">\n\nI feel like I’ve heard this somewhere before…", ">\n\n:( why did it have to be a Ukrainian grain ship … they need the god damn money and the world needs their god damn grain .", ">\n\nAnd why does China need Ukrainian grain?", ">\n\nI’lll just leave this here.", ">\n\nThank you", ">\n\na.s.h.w.g.a.", ">\n\nThis should be interesting, 2023 off to a good start :)", ">\n\nLooks like a lousy remake of couple of previous years...", ">\n\nHave we even recover from the last?", ">\n\nI already saw this episode…", ">\n\nLet's gooooo.", ">\n\nThese idiots can't captain ships for shit", ">\n\nFrom the article: “It is currently unclear to what extent canal traffic is affected.”\nPretty sure that means it is badly affected.", ">\n\nAlso from the article:\n\nCanal traffic is unaffected, the canal authority's chairman Osama Rabie said.", ">\n\nIm not even lying, they changed/updated the article and now its 4x as long with much more info. Thanks.", ">\n\nI actually thought something like that happened. I don't think you're lying! I mean, that would be a weird thing to lie about.", ">\n\nFor f sake can the US just pay Egypt to build a fing second line already. Pretty sure the US could have paid Egypt to build 12 canals from the last wreck and now here we are again. Seriously Egypt doesn't have the money so just pay for it already so we don't have months long shipping crisis every year.", ">\n\nThis ignores both the history of the existing canal and the current megaprojects unfolding in egypt", ">\n\nWe've got another one, folks! 🎉🎉🎉🎉 (On a serious note, FOR FUCK'S SAKE!)", ">\n\nOh god please, Not again.", ">\n\nI bet my new tote bag was on there.", ">\n\nOn a ship carrying grain from Ukraine to China?", ">\n\n\nCanal traffic is unaffected, the canal authority's chairman Osama Rabie said.", ">\n\nIt’s like deja vu all over again.", ">\n\nAgain?", ">\n\nJesus, not again.", ">\n\noh no... not again.", ">\n\nhaha, yes!\nround 2", ">\n\nOkay, who decided to put history on loop?", ">\n\nCan anyone linke some radar site for ships? So we can track how \"bad\" it is?", ">\n\nOh no, not again.", ">\n\nLet's gooooo!", ">\n\nWe don’t need no stinkin supply chain!", ">\n\nEvergreen 2?", ">\n\nThis was a good episode of The Truman Show.", ">\n\nUkraine still exporting to China . Unfuckin real", ">\n\nGreat, now I will have to wait even longer for my container full of rubber dog poo", ">\n\nHere we go again...\nWhat do we do with a drunken sailor? What do we do we do with a drunken sailor? What do we do with a drunken sailor, early in the morning?", ">\n\nThrow em in the brig until they're sober", ">\n\nFeed 'em to the hungry rats for dinner.", ">\n\nPut them in bed with the captain's daughter", ">\n\nHave you seen the captain’s daughter (early in the morning)?", ">\n\nSober?", ">\n\nBetween this and the other things happening around the world it's like watching the events of the past 2-3 years replaying themselves.", ">\n\n\n\nShip stuck at the Suez Canal ✅\n\n\nA high number of contagious tourists coming in from China ✅\n\n\nA defeated president's supporters storm a country's government buildings ✅\n\n\nYep, sounds familiar alright.", ">\n\nHistory repeats, no one learns from the past.", ">\n\nI just heard someone say, \"History doesn't repeat itself, but it does rhyme.\"", ">\n\nRepeat Rap Battles of History! \n2020! Vs! 2023!\nBEGIN!", ">\n\nGreat now I gotta go listen to 40 ERBoH videos", ">\n\n\"Canal traffic is unaffected, the canal authority's chairman Osama Rabie said.\"", ">\n\nCanal authority is what I call it when my wife bosses me around", ">\n\nNo that one is without the C", ">\n\nNo, what you mean is when the morning coffee takes control", ">\n\nNot again.", ">\n\nWhat next, a bowl of petunias?", ">\n\n“Hey, I’ve seen this one! I’ve seen this one! This is a classic!”", ">\n\nWhat do you mean you’ve seen it, it’s brand new?", ">\n\nWhat are you doing step-ship!?", ">\n\nI just need a quick tug.", ">\n\nAgain!?", ">\n\nHooray! Worldwide commerce meltdown again! Oh, wait, no, that one is bad...", ">\n\nSorry, no raises this year because that global thing that happened for a couple of days\n-Corporations", ">\n\nAlso, all of the products and services that aren't significantly impacted are going to receive price hikes regardless- which will stick around well-after the supply chain has normalized. Our ~~suckers~~ customers ~~are too dumb to notice~~ understand that our products and services have great value and we're always doing our best to stay competitive with the other sociopaths in the price-fixed industry.", ">\n\nDammit, again?", ">\n\nYES! THEY PUT IT BACK!!!", ">\n\nThis should be interesting, 2023 off to a good start :)", ">\n\nLooks like a lousy remake of couple of previous years...", ">\n\nI've already seen this season.", ">\n\nI feel like I’ve heard this somewhere before…", ">\n\nSounds like no one read the article... They were able to get the ship unstuck, and it didn't sound like it caused any blockage. So nothing to worry about, and nothing like the last blockage.", ">\n\nImagine the captains face right now though. Just think. They all hope it won't be them, but it had to be someone.", ">\n\n2023 writers getting lazy now.", ">\n\nHave we even recover from the last?", ">\n\nI already saw this episode…", ">\n\nIt got up and left, why is everyone confused?", ">\n\nNobody asked for a sequel to Attack of the Crab Monsters (1957).", ">\n\nI’lll just leave this here.", ">\n\nThank you", ">\n\na.s.h.w.g.a.", ">\n\nLet's gooooo.", ">\n\nGreat, now I will have to wait even longer for my container full of rubber dog poo", ">\n\nIt has been resolved already: source", ">\n\nThis new is breaking!", ">\n\n*again", ">\n\nWell this year is off to a GREAT start.", ">\n\n:( why did it have to be a Ukrainian grain ship … they need the god damn money and the world needs their god damn grain .", ">\n\nAnd why does China need Ukrainian grain?", ">\n\nSo people dont starve ?", ">\n\nI didn't realize that such a massive industrial country as China needs grain import to not starve.", ">\n\nFrom the article: “It is currently unclear to what extent canal traffic is affected.”\nPretty sure that means it is badly affected.", ">\n\nAlso from the article:\n\nCanal traffic is unaffected, the canal authority's chairman Osama Rabie said.", ">\n\nIm not even lying, they changed/updated the article and now its 4x as long with much more info. Thanks.", ">\n\nI actually thought something like that happened. I don't think you're lying! I mean, that would be a weird thing to lie about.", ">\n\nThese idiots can't captain ships for shit", ">\n\nUkraine still exporting to China . Unfuckin real", ">\n\nFor f sake can the US just pay Egypt to build a fing second line already. Pretty sure the US could have paid Egypt to build 12 canals from the last wreck and now here we are again. Seriously Egypt doesn't have the money so just pay for it already so we don't have months long shipping crisis every year.", ">\n\nThis ignores both the history of the existing canal and the current megaprojects unfolding in egypt", ">\n\nWe've got another one, folks! 🎉🎉🎉🎉 (On a serious note, FOR FUCK'S SAKE!)", ">\n\nOh god please, Not again.", ">\n\nI bet my new tote bag was on there.", ">\n\nOn a ship carrying grain from Ukraine to China?", ">\n\n\nCanal traffic is unaffected, the canal authority's chairman Osama Rabie said.", ">\n\nIt’s like deja vu all over again.", ">\n\nAgain?", ">\n\nJesus, not again.", ">\n\noh no... not again.", ">\n\nhaha, yes!\nround 2", ">\n\nOkay, who decided to put history on loop?", ">\n\nCan anyone linke some radar site for ships? So we can track how \"bad\" it is?", ">\n\nOh no, not again.", ">\n\nLet's gooooo!", ">\n\nWe don’t need no stinkin supply chain!", ">\n\nEvergreen 2?", ">\n\nThis was a good episode of The Truman Show.", ">\n\nDe ja vu", ">\n\nLooks like they'll have to make it even wider for the influx of inexperienced shipping crews in the industry.", ">\n\nDeja Vu anyone?", ">\n\nSeriously, how often does this happens?", ">\n\nAgain?", ">\n\nIt’s even funnier the second time!!", ">\n\nPlease not with my stuff in it. Please.", ">\n\nBetween this and the other things happening around the world it's like watching the events of the past 2-3 years replaying themselves.", ">\n\n\n\nShip stuck at the Suez Canal ✅\n\n\nA high number of contagious tourists coming in from China ✅\n\n\nA defeated president's supporters storm a country's government buildings ✅\n\n\nYep, sounds familiar alright.", ">\n\nHistory repeats, no one learns from the past.", ">\n\nI just heard someone say, \"History doesn't repeat itself, but it does rhyme.\"", ">\n\nTime is a circle from a view except it's more like a staircase. And there's a shake at certain parts. \nHating the trudge upwards and always going around.", ">\n\nVonnegut or mcconaughey?", ">\n\n\"Canal traffic is unaffected, the canal authority's chairman Osama Rabie said.\"", ">\n\nCanal authority is what I call it when my wife bosses me around", ">\n\nNo that one is without the C", ">\n\nNo, what you mean is when the morning coffee takes control", ">\n\nHere we go again...\nWhat do we do with a drunken sailor? What do we do we do with a drunken sailor? What do we do with a drunken sailor, early in the morning?", ">\n\nThrow em in the brig until they're sober", ">\n\nFeed 'em to the hungry rats for dinner.", ">\n\nPut them in bed with the captain's daughter", ">\n\nHave you seen the captain’s daughter (early in the morning)?", ">\n\nShave his belly with a rusty razor", ">\n\n“Hey, I’ve seen this one! I’ve seen this one! This is a classic!”", ">\n\nWhat do you mean you’ve seen it, it’s brand new?" ]

[ "Here we go again...\nWhat do we do with a drunken sailor? What do we do we do with a drunken sailor? What do we do with a drunken sailor, early in the morning?", ">\n\nThrow em in the brig until they're sober", ">\n\nFeed 'em to the hungry rats for dinner.", ">\n\nAnd this is why I'll need to listen to the Drunken Whaler on repeat for some amount of time.", ">\n\nBetween this and the other things happening around the world it's like watching the events of the past 2-3 years replaying themselves.", ">\n\n\n\nSuez Canal blocked by a cargo ship ✅\n\n\nA high number of contagious tourists coming in from China ✅\n\n\nA defeated president's supporters storm a country's government buildings ✅\n\n\nYep, sounds familiar alright.", ">\n\nHistory repeats, no one learns from the past.", ">\n\nI just heard someone say, \"History doesn't repeat itself, but it does rhyme.\"", ">\n\nTime is a circle from a view except it's more like a staircase. And there's a shake at certain parts. \nHating the trudge upwards and always going around.", ">\n\nVonnegut or mcconaughey?", ">\n\n\"Canal traffic is unaffected, the canal authority's chairman Osama Rabie said.\"", ">\n\nCanal authority is what I call it when my wife bosses me around", ">\n\nNot again.", ">\n\nWhat next, a bowl of petunias?", ">\n\nWhat are you doing step-ship!?", ">\n\nI just need a quick tug.", ">\n\nHooray! Worldwide commerce meltdown again! Oh, wait, no, that one is bad...", ">\n\nSorry, no raises this year because that global thing that happened for a couple of days\n-Corporations", ">\n\nAlso, all of the products and services that aren't significantly impacted are going to receive price hikes regardless- which will stick around well-after the supply chain has normalized. Our ~~suckers~~ customers ~~are too dumb to notice~~ understand that our products and services have great value and we're always doing our best to stay competitive with the other sociopaths in the price-fixed industry.", ">\n\nDammit, again?", ">\n\n“Hey, I’ve seen this one! I’ve seen this one! This is a classic!”", ">\n\nAgain!?", ">\n\nYES! THEY PUT IT BACK!!!", ">\n\nImagine the captains face right now though. Just think. They all hope it won't be them, but it had to be someone.", ">\n\nI've already seen this season.", ">\n\n2023 writers getting lazy now.", ">\n\nI feel like I’ve heard this somewhere before…", ">\n\n:( why did it have to be a Ukrainian grain ship … they need the god damn money and the world needs their god damn grain .", ">\n\nAnd why does China need Ukrainian grain?", ">\n\nI’lll just leave this here.", ">\n\nThank you", ">\n\na.s.h.w.g.a.", ">\n\nThis should be interesting, 2023 off to a good start :)", ">\n\nLooks like a lousy remake of couple of previous years...", ">\n\nHave we even recover from the last?", ">\n\nI already saw this episode…", ">\n\nLet's gooooo.", ">\n\nThese idiots can't captain ships for shit", ">\n\nFrom the article: “It is currently unclear to what extent canal traffic is affected.”\nPretty sure that means it is badly affected.", ">\n\nAlso from the article:\n\nCanal traffic is unaffected, the canal authority's chairman Osama Rabie said.", ">\n\nIm not even lying, they changed/updated the article and now its 4x as long with much more info. Thanks.", ">\n\nI actually thought something like that happened. I don't think you're lying! I mean, that would be a weird thing to lie about.", ">\n\nFor f sake can the US just pay Egypt to build a fing second line already. Pretty sure the US could have paid Egypt to build 12 canals from the last wreck and now here we are again. Seriously Egypt doesn't have the money so just pay for it already so we don't have months long shipping crisis every year.", ">\n\nThis ignores both the history of the existing canal and the current megaprojects unfolding in egypt", ">\n\nWe've got another one, folks! 🎉🎉🎉🎉 (On a serious note, FOR FUCK'S SAKE!)", ">\n\nOh god please, Not again.", ">\n\nI bet my new tote bag was on there.", ">\n\nOn a ship carrying grain from Ukraine to China?", ">\n\n\nCanal traffic is unaffected, the canal authority's chairman Osama Rabie said.", ">\n\nIt’s like deja vu all over again.", ">\n\nAgain?", ">\n\nJesus, not again.", ">\n\noh no... not again.", ">\n\nhaha, yes!\nround 2", ">\n\nOkay, who decided to put history on loop?", ">\n\nCan anyone linke some radar site for ships? So we can track how \"bad\" it is?", ">\n\nOh no, not again.", ">\n\nLet's gooooo!", ">\n\nWe don’t need no stinkin supply chain!", ">\n\nEvergreen 2?", ">\n\nThis was a good episode of The Truman Show.", ">\n\nUkraine still exporting to China . Unfuckin real", ">\n\nGreat, now I will have to wait even longer for my container full of rubber dog poo", ">\n\nHere we go again...\nWhat do we do with a drunken sailor? What do we do we do with a drunken sailor? What do we do with a drunken sailor, early in the morning?", ">\n\nThrow em in the brig until they're sober", ">\n\nFeed 'em to the hungry rats for dinner.", ">\n\nPut them in bed with the captain's daughter", ">\n\nHave you seen the captain’s daughter (early in the morning)?", ">\n\nSober?", ">\n\nBetween this and the other things happening around the world it's like watching the events of the past 2-3 years replaying themselves.", ">\n\n\n\nShip stuck at the Suez Canal ✅\n\n\nA high number of contagious tourists coming in from China ✅\n\n\nA defeated president's supporters storm a country's government buildings ✅\n\n\nYep, sounds familiar alright.", ">\n\nHistory repeats, no one learns from the past.", ">\n\nI just heard someone say, \"History doesn't repeat itself, but it does rhyme.\"", ">\n\nRepeat Rap Battles of History! \n2020! Vs! 2023!\nBEGIN!", ">\n\nGreat now I gotta go listen to 40 ERBoH videos", ">\n\n\"Canal traffic is unaffected, the canal authority's chairman Osama Rabie said.\"", ">\n\nCanal authority is what I call it when my wife bosses me around", ">\n\nNo that one is without the C", ">\n\nNo, what you mean is when the morning coffee takes control", ">\n\nNot again.", ">\n\nWhat next, a bowl of petunias?", ">\n\n“Hey, I’ve seen this one! I’ve seen this one! This is a classic!”", ">\n\nWhat do you mean you’ve seen it, it’s brand new?", ">\n\nWhat are you doing step-ship!?", ">\n\nI just need a quick tug.", ">\n\nAgain!?", ">\n\nHooray! Worldwide commerce meltdown again! Oh, wait, no, that one is bad...", ">\n\nSorry, no raises this year because that global thing that happened for a couple of days\n-Corporations", ">\n\nAlso, all of the products and services that aren't significantly impacted are going to receive price hikes regardless- which will stick around well-after the supply chain has normalized. Our ~~suckers~~ customers ~~are too dumb to notice~~ understand that our products and services have great value and we're always doing our best to stay competitive with the other sociopaths in the price-fixed industry.", ">\n\nDammit, again?", ">\n\nYES! THEY PUT IT BACK!!!", ">\n\nThis should be interesting, 2023 off to a good start :)", ">\n\nLooks like a lousy remake of couple of previous years...", ">\n\nI've already seen this season.", ">\n\nI feel like I’ve heard this somewhere before…", ">\n\nSounds like no one read the article... They were able to get the ship unstuck, and it didn't sound like it caused any blockage. So nothing to worry about, and nothing like the last blockage.", ">\n\nImagine the captains face right now though. Just think. They all hope it won't be them, but it had to be someone.", ">\n\n2023 writers getting lazy now.", ">\n\nHave we even recover from the last?", ">\n\nI already saw this episode…", ">\n\nIt got up and left, why is everyone confused?", ">\n\nNobody asked for a sequel to Attack of the Crab Monsters (1957).", ">\n\nI’lll just leave this here.", ">\n\nThank you", ">\n\na.s.h.w.g.a.", ">\n\nLet's gooooo.", ">\n\nGreat, now I will have to wait even longer for my container full of rubber dog poo", ">\n\nIt has been resolved already: source", ">\n\nThis new is breaking!", ">\n\n*again", ">\n\nWell this year is off to a GREAT start.", ">\n\n:( why did it have to be a Ukrainian grain ship … they need the god damn money and the world needs their god damn grain .", ">\n\nAnd why does China need Ukrainian grain?", ">\n\nSo people dont starve ?", ">\n\nI didn't realize that such a massive industrial country as China needs grain import to not starve.", ">\n\nFrom the article: “It is currently unclear to what extent canal traffic is affected.”\nPretty sure that means it is badly affected.", ">\n\nAlso from the article:\n\nCanal traffic is unaffected, the canal authority's chairman Osama Rabie said.", ">\n\nIm not even lying, they changed/updated the article and now its 4x as long with much more info. Thanks.", ">\n\nI actually thought something like that happened. I don't think you're lying! I mean, that would be a weird thing to lie about.", ">\n\nThese idiots can't captain ships for shit", ">\n\nUkraine still exporting to China . Unfuckin real", ">\n\nFor f sake can the US just pay Egypt to build a fing second line already. Pretty sure the US could have paid Egypt to build 12 canals from the last wreck and now here we are again. Seriously Egypt doesn't have the money so just pay for it already so we don't have months long shipping crisis every year.", ">\n\nThis ignores both the history of the existing canal and the current megaprojects unfolding in egypt", ">\n\nWe've got another one, folks! 🎉🎉🎉🎉 (On a serious note, FOR FUCK'S SAKE!)", ">\n\nOh god please, Not again.", ">\n\nI bet my new tote bag was on there.", ">\n\nOn a ship carrying grain from Ukraine to China?", ">\n\n\nCanal traffic is unaffected, the canal authority's chairman Osama Rabie said.", ">\n\nIt’s like deja vu all over again.", ">\n\nAgain?", ">\n\nJesus, not again.", ">\n\noh no... not again.", ">\n\nhaha, yes!\nround 2", ">\n\nOkay, who decided to put history on loop?", ">\n\nCan anyone linke some radar site for ships? So we can track how \"bad\" it is?", ">\n\nOh no, not again.", ">\n\nLet's gooooo!", ">\n\nWe don’t need no stinkin supply chain!", ">\n\nEvergreen 2?", ">\n\nThis was a good episode of The Truman Show.", ">\n\nDe ja vu", ">\n\nLooks like they'll have to make it even wider for the influx of inexperienced shipping crews in the industry.", ">\n\nDeja Vu anyone?", ">\n\nSeriously, how often does this happens?", ">\n\nAgain?", ">\n\nIt’s even funnier the second time!!", ">\n\nPlease not with my stuff in it. Please.", ">\n\nBetween this and the other things happening around the world it's like watching the events of the past 2-3 years replaying themselves.", ">\n\n\n\nShip stuck at the Suez Canal ✅\n\n\nA high number of contagious tourists coming in from China ✅\n\n\nA defeated president's supporters storm a country's government buildings ✅\n\n\nYep, sounds familiar alright.", ">\n\nHistory repeats, no one learns from the past.", ">\n\nI just heard someone say, \"History doesn't repeat itself, but it does rhyme.\"", ">\n\nTime is a circle from a view except it's more like a staircase. And there's a shake at certain parts. \nHating the trudge upwards and always going around.", ">\n\nVonnegut or mcconaughey?", ">\n\n\"Canal traffic is unaffected, the canal authority's chairman Osama Rabie said.\"", ">\n\nCanal authority is what I call it when my wife bosses me around", ">\n\nNo that one is without the C", ">\n\nNo, what you mean is when the morning coffee takes control", ">\n\nHere we go again...\nWhat do we do with a drunken sailor? What do we do we do with a drunken sailor? What do we do with a drunken sailor, early in the morning?", ">\n\nThrow em in the brig until they're sober", ">\n\nFeed 'em to the hungry rats for dinner.", ">\n\nPut them in bed with the captain's daughter", ">\n\nHave you seen the captain’s daughter (early in the morning)?", ">\n\nShave his belly with a rusty razor", ">\n\n“Hey, I’ve seen this one! I’ve seen this one! This is a classic!”", ">\n\nWhat do you mean you’ve seen it, it’s brand new?", ">\n\nWhat’s a rerun?" ]

[ "Here we go again...\nWhat do we do with a drunken sailor? What do we do we do with a drunken sailor? What do we do with a drunken sailor, early in the morning?", ">\n\nThrow em in the brig until they're sober", ">\n\nFeed 'em to the hungry rats for dinner.", ">\n\nAnd this is why I'll need to listen to the Drunken Whaler on repeat for some amount of time.", ">\n\nBetween this and the other things happening around the world it's like watching the events of the past 2-3 years replaying themselves.", ">\n\n\n\nSuez Canal blocked by a cargo ship ✅\n\n\nA high number of contagious tourists coming in from China ✅\n\n\nA defeated president's supporters storm a country's government buildings ✅\n\n\nYep, sounds familiar alright.", ">\n\nHistory repeats, no one learns from the past.", ">\n\nI just heard someone say, \"History doesn't repeat itself, but it does rhyme.\"", ">\n\nTime is a circle from a view except it's more like a staircase. And there's a shake at certain parts. \nHating the trudge upwards and always going around.", ">\n\nVonnegut or mcconaughey?", ">\n\n\"Canal traffic is unaffected, the canal authority's chairman Osama Rabie said.\"", ">\n\nCanal authority is what I call it when my wife bosses me around", ">\n\nNot again.", ">\n\nWhat next, a bowl of petunias?", ">\n\nWhat are you doing step-ship!?", ">\n\nI just need a quick tug.", ">\n\nHooray! Worldwide commerce meltdown again! Oh, wait, no, that one is bad...", ">\n\nSorry, no raises this year because that global thing that happened for a couple of days\n-Corporations", ">\n\nAlso, all of the products and services that aren't significantly impacted are going to receive price hikes regardless- which will stick around well-after the supply chain has normalized. Our ~~suckers~~ customers ~~are too dumb to notice~~ understand that our products and services have great value and we're always doing our best to stay competitive with the other sociopaths in the price-fixed industry.", ">\n\nDammit, again?", ">\n\n“Hey, I’ve seen this one! I’ve seen this one! This is a classic!”", ">\n\nAgain!?", ">\n\nYES! THEY PUT IT BACK!!!", ">\n\nImagine the captains face right now though. Just think. They all hope it won't be them, but it had to be someone.", ">\n\nI've already seen this season.", ">\n\n2023 writers getting lazy now.", ">\n\nI feel like I’ve heard this somewhere before…", ">\n\n:( why did it have to be a Ukrainian grain ship … they need the god damn money and the world needs their god damn grain .", ">\n\nAnd why does China need Ukrainian grain?", ">\n\nI’lll just leave this here.", ">\n\nThank you", ">\n\na.s.h.w.g.a.", ">\n\nThis should be interesting, 2023 off to a good start :)", ">\n\nLooks like a lousy remake of couple of previous years...", ">\n\nHave we even recover from the last?", ">\n\nI already saw this episode…", ">\n\nLet's gooooo.", ">\n\nThese idiots can't captain ships for shit", ">\n\nFrom the article: “It is currently unclear to what extent canal traffic is affected.”\nPretty sure that means it is badly affected.", ">\n\nAlso from the article:\n\nCanal traffic is unaffected, the canal authority's chairman Osama Rabie said.", ">\n\nIm not even lying, they changed/updated the article and now its 4x as long with much more info. Thanks.", ">\n\nI actually thought something like that happened. I don't think you're lying! I mean, that would be a weird thing to lie about.", ">\n\nFor f sake can the US just pay Egypt to build a fing second line already. Pretty sure the US could have paid Egypt to build 12 canals from the last wreck and now here we are again. Seriously Egypt doesn't have the money so just pay for it already so we don't have months long shipping crisis every year.", ">\n\nThis ignores both the history of the existing canal and the current megaprojects unfolding in egypt", ">\n\nWe've got another one, folks! 🎉🎉🎉🎉 (On a serious note, FOR FUCK'S SAKE!)", ">\n\nOh god please, Not again.", ">\n\nI bet my new tote bag was on there.", ">\n\nOn a ship carrying grain from Ukraine to China?", ">\n\n\nCanal traffic is unaffected, the canal authority's chairman Osama Rabie said.", ">\n\nIt’s like deja vu all over again.", ">\n\nAgain?", ">\n\nJesus, not again.", ">\n\noh no... not again.", ">\n\nhaha, yes!\nround 2", ">\n\nOkay, who decided to put history on loop?", ">\n\nCan anyone linke some radar site for ships? So we can track how \"bad\" it is?", ">\n\nOh no, not again.", ">\n\nLet's gooooo!", ">\n\nWe don’t need no stinkin supply chain!", ">\n\nEvergreen 2?", ">\n\nThis was a good episode of The Truman Show.", ">\n\nUkraine still exporting to China . Unfuckin real", ">\n\nGreat, now I will have to wait even longer for my container full of rubber dog poo", ">\n\nHere we go again...\nWhat do we do with a drunken sailor? What do we do we do with a drunken sailor? What do we do with a drunken sailor, early in the morning?", ">\n\nThrow em in the brig until they're sober", ">\n\nFeed 'em to the hungry rats for dinner.", ">\n\nPut them in bed with the captain's daughter", ">\n\nHave you seen the captain’s daughter (early in the morning)?", ">\n\nSober?", ">\n\nBetween this and the other things happening around the world it's like watching the events of the past 2-3 years replaying themselves.", ">\n\n\n\nShip stuck at the Suez Canal ✅\n\n\nA high number of contagious tourists coming in from China ✅\n\n\nA defeated president's supporters storm a country's government buildings ✅\n\n\nYep, sounds familiar alright.", ">\n\nHistory repeats, no one learns from the past.", ">\n\nI just heard someone say, \"History doesn't repeat itself, but it does rhyme.\"", ">\n\nRepeat Rap Battles of History! \n2020! Vs! 2023!\nBEGIN!", ">\n\nGreat now I gotta go listen to 40 ERBoH videos", ">\n\n\"Canal traffic is unaffected, the canal authority's chairman Osama Rabie said.\"", ">\n\nCanal authority is what I call it when my wife bosses me around", ">\n\nNo that one is without the C", ">\n\nNo, what you mean is when the morning coffee takes control", ">\n\nNot again.", ">\n\nWhat next, a bowl of petunias?", ">\n\n“Hey, I’ve seen this one! I’ve seen this one! This is a classic!”", ">\n\nWhat do you mean you’ve seen it, it’s brand new?", ">\n\nWhat are you doing step-ship!?", ">\n\nI just need a quick tug.", ">\n\nAgain!?", ">\n\nHooray! Worldwide commerce meltdown again! Oh, wait, no, that one is bad...", ">\n\nSorry, no raises this year because that global thing that happened for a couple of days\n-Corporations", ">\n\nAlso, all of the products and services that aren't significantly impacted are going to receive price hikes regardless- which will stick around well-after the supply chain has normalized. Our ~~suckers~~ customers ~~are too dumb to notice~~ understand that our products and services have great value and we're always doing our best to stay competitive with the other sociopaths in the price-fixed industry.", ">\n\nDammit, again?", ">\n\nYES! THEY PUT IT BACK!!!", ">\n\nThis should be interesting, 2023 off to a good start :)", ">\n\nLooks like a lousy remake of couple of previous years...", ">\n\nI've already seen this season.", ">\n\nI feel like I’ve heard this somewhere before…", ">\n\nSounds like no one read the article... They were able to get the ship unstuck, and it didn't sound like it caused any blockage. So nothing to worry about, and nothing like the last blockage.", ">\n\nImagine the captains face right now though. Just think. They all hope it won't be them, but it had to be someone.", ">\n\n2023 writers getting lazy now.", ">\n\nHave we even recover from the last?", ">\n\nI already saw this episode…", ">\n\nIt got up and left, why is everyone confused?", ">\n\nNobody asked for a sequel to Attack of the Crab Monsters (1957).", ">\n\nI’lll just leave this here.", ">\n\nThank you", ">\n\na.s.h.w.g.a.", ">\n\nLet's gooooo.", ">\n\nGreat, now I will have to wait even longer for my container full of rubber dog poo", ">\n\nIt has been resolved already: source", ">\n\nThis new is breaking!", ">\n\n*again", ">\n\nWell this year is off to a GREAT start.", ">\n\n:( why did it have to be a Ukrainian grain ship … they need the god damn money and the world needs their god damn grain .", ">\n\nAnd why does China need Ukrainian grain?", ">\n\nSo people dont starve ?", ">\n\nI didn't realize that such a massive industrial country as China needs grain import to not starve.", ">\n\nFrom the article: “It is currently unclear to what extent canal traffic is affected.”\nPretty sure that means it is badly affected.", ">\n\nAlso from the article:\n\nCanal traffic is unaffected, the canal authority's chairman Osama Rabie said.", ">\n\nIm not even lying, they changed/updated the article and now its 4x as long with much more info. Thanks.", ">\n\nI actually thought something like that happened. I don't think you're lying! I mean, that would be a weird thing to lie about.", ">\n\nThese idiots can't captain ships for shit", ">\n\nUkraine still exporting to China . Unfuckin real", ">\n\nFor f sake can the US just pay Egypt to build a fing second line already. Pretty sure the US could have paid Egypt to build 12 canals from the last wreck and now here we are again. Seriously Egypt doesn't have the money so just pay for it already so we don't have months long shipping crisis every year.", ">\n\nThis ignores both the history of the existing canal and the current megaprojects unfolding in egypt", ">\n\nWe've got another one, folks! 🎉🎉🎉🎉 (On a serious note, FOR FUCK'S SAKE!)", ">\n\nOh god please, Not again.", ">\n\nI bet my new tote bag was on there.", ">\n\nOn a ship carrying grain from Ukraine to China?", ">\n\n\nCanal traffic is unaffected, the canal authority's chairman Osama Rabie said.", ">\n\nIt’s like deja vu all over again.", ">\n\nAgain?", ">\n\nJesus, not again.", ">\n\noh no... not again.", ">\n\nhaha, yes!\nround 2", ">\n\nOkay, who decided to put history on loop?", ">\n\nCan anyone linke some radar site for ships? So we can track how \"bad\" it is?", ">\n\nOh no, not again.", ">\n\nLet's gooooo!", ">\n\nWe don’t need no stinkin supply chain!", ">\n\nEvergreen 2?", ">\n\nThis was a good episode of The Truman Show.", ">\n\nDe ja vu", ">\n\nLooks like they'll have to make it even wider for the influx of inexperienced shipping crews in the industry.", ">\n\nDeja Vu anyone?", ">\n\nSeriously, how often does this happens?", ">\n\nAgain?", ">\n\nIt’s even funnier the second time!!", ">\n\nPlease not with my stuff in it. Please.", ">\n\nBetween this and the other things happening around the world it's like watching the events of the past 2-3 years replaying themselves.", ">\n\n\n\nShip stuck at the Suez Canal ✅\n\n\nA high number of contagious tourists coming in from China ✅\n\n\nA defeated president's supporters storm a country's government buildings ✅\n\n\nYep, sounds familiar alright.", ">\n\nHistory repeats, no one learns from the past.", ">\n\nI just heard someone say, \"History doesn't repeat itself, but it does rhyme.\"", ">\n\nTime is a circle from a view except it's more like a staircase. And there's a shake at certain parts. \nHating the trudge upwards and always going around.", ">\n\nVonnegut or mcconaughey?", ">\n\n\"Canal traffic is unaffected, the canal authority's chairman Osama Rabie said.\"", ">\n\nCanal authority is what I call it when my wife bosses me around", ">\n\nNo that one is without the C", ">\n\nNo, what you mean is when the morning coffee takes control", ">\n\nHere we go again...\nWhat do we do with a drunken sailor? What do we do we do with a drunken sailor? What do we do with a drunken sailor, early in the morning?", ">\n\nThrow em in the brig until they're sober", ">\n\nFeed 'em to the hungry rats for dinner.", ">\n\nPut them in bed with the captain's daughter", ">\n\nHave you seen the captain’s daughter (early in the morning)?", ">\n\nShave his belly with a rusty razor", ">\n\n“Hey, I’ve seen this one! I’ve seen this one! This is a classic!”", ">\n\nWhat do you mean you’ve seen it, it’s brand new?", ">\n\nWhat’s a rerun?", ">\n\nWhat are you doing step-ship!?" ]