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[ "Here we go again...\nWhat do we do with a drunken sailor? What do we do we do with a drunken sailor? What do we do with a drunken sailor, early in the morning?", ">\n\nThrow em in the brig until they're sober", ">\n\nFeed 'em to the hungry rats for dinner.", ">\n\nAnd this is why I'll need to listen to the Drunken Whaler on repeat for some amount of time.", ">\n\nBetween this and the other things happening around the world it's like watching the events of the past 2-3 years replaying themselves.", ">\n\n\n\nSuez Canal blocked by a cargo ship ✅\n\n\nA high number of contagious tourists coming in from China ✅\n\n\nA defeated president's supporters storm a country's government buildings ✅\n\n\nYep, sounds familiar alright.", ">\n\nHistory repeats, no one learns from the past.", ">\n\nI just heard someone say, \"History doesn't repeat itself, but it does rhyme.\"", ">\n\nTime is a circle from a view except it's more like a staircase. And there's a shake at certain parts. \nHating the trudge upwards and always going around.", ">\n\nVonnegut or mcconaughey?", ">\n\n\"Canal traffic is unaffected, the canal authority's chairman Osama Rabie said.\"", ">\n\nCanal authority is what I call it when my wife bosses me around", ">\n\nNot again.", ">\n\nWhat next, a bowl of petunias?", ">\n\nWhat are you doing step-ship!?", ">\n\nI just need a quick tug.", ">\n\nHooray! Worldwide commerce meltdown again! Oh, wait, no, that one is bad...", ">\n\nSorry, no raises this year because that global thing that happened for a couple of days\n-Corporations", ">\n\nAlso, all of the products and services that aren't significantly impacted are going to receive price hikes regardless- which will stick around well-after the supply chain has normalized. Our ~~suckers~~ customers ~~are too dumb to notice~~ understand that our products and services have great value and we're always doing our best to stay competitive with the other sociopaths in the price-fixed industry.", ">\n\nDammit, again?", ">\n\n“Hey, I’ve seen this one! I’ve seen this one! This is a classic!”", ">\n\nAgain!?", ">\n\nYES! THEY PUT IT BACK!!!", ">\n\nImagine the captains face right now though. Just think. They all hope it won't be them, but it had to be someone.", ">\n\nI've already seen this season.", ">\n\n2023 writers getting lazy now.", ">\n\nI feel like I’ve heard this somewhere before…", ">\n\n:( why did it have to be a Ukrainian grain ship … they need the god damn money and the world needs their god damn grain .", ">\n\nAnd why does China need Ukrainian grain?", ">\n\nI’lll just leave this here.", ">\n\nThank you", ">\n\na.s.h.w.g.a.", ">\n\nThis should be interesting, 2023 off to a good start :)", ">\n\nLooks like a lousy remake of couple of previous years...", ">\n\nHave we even recover from the last?", ">\n\nI already saw this episode…", ">\n\nLet's gooooo.", ">\n\nThese idiots can't captain ships for shit", ">\n\nFrom the article: “It is currently unclear to what extent canal traffic is affected.”\nPretty sure that means it is badly affected.", ">\n\nAlso from the article:\n\nCanal traffic is unaffected, the canal authority's chairman Osama Rabie said.", ">\n\nIm not even lying, they changed/updated the article and now its 4x as long with much more info. Thanks.", ">\n\nI actually thought something like that happened. I don't think you're lying! I mean, that would be a weird thing to lie about.", ">\n\nFor f sake can the US just pay Egypt to build a fing second line already. Pretty sure the US could have paid Egypt to build 12 canals from the last wreck and now here we are again. Seriously Egypt doesn't have the money so just pay for it already so we don't have months long shipping crisis every year.", ">\n\nThis ignores both the history of the existing canal and the current megaprojects unfolding in egypt", ">\n\nWe've got another one, folks! 🎉🎉🎉🎉 (On a serious note, FOR FUCK'S SAKE!)", ">\n\nOh god please, Not again.", ">\n\nI bet my new tote bag was on there.", ">\n\nOn a ship carrying grain from Ukraine to China?", ">\n\n\nCanal traffic is unaffected, the canal authority's chairman Osama Rabie said.", ">\n\nIt’s like deja vu all over again.", ">\n\nAgain?", ">\n\nJesus, not again.", ">\n\noh no... not again.", ">\n\nhaha, yes!\nround 2", ">\n\nOkay, who decided to put history on loop?", ">\n\nCan anyone linke some radar site for ships? So we can track how \"bad\" it is?", ">\n\nOh no, not again.", ">\n\nLet's gooooo!", ">\n\nWe don’t need no stinkin supply chain!", ">\n\nEvergreen 2?", ">\n\nThis was a good episode of The Truman Show.", ">\n\nUkraine still exporting to China . Unfuckin real", ">\n\nGreat, now I will have to wait even longer for my container full of rubber dog poo", ">\n\nHere we go again...\nWhat do we do with a drunken sailor? What do we do we do with a drunken sailor? What do we do with a drunken sailor, early in the morning?", ">\n\nThrow em in the brig until they're sober", ">\n\nFeed 'em to the hungry rats for dinner.", ">\n\nPut them in bed with the captain's daughter", ">\n\nHave you seen the captain’s daughter (early in the morning)?", ">\n\nSober?", ">\n\nBetween this and the other things happening around the world it's like watching the events of the past 2-3 years replaying themselves.", ">\n\n\n\nShip stuck at the Suez Canal ✅\n\n\nA high number of contagious tourists coming in from China ✅\n\n\nA defeated president's supporters storm a country's government buildings ✅\n\n\nYep, sounds familiar alright.", ">\n\nHistory repeats, no one learns from the past.", ">\n\nI just heard someone say, \"History doesn't repeat itself, but it does rhyme.\"", ">\n\nRepeat Rap Battles of History! \n2020! Vs! 2023!\nBEGIN!", ">\n\nGreat now I gotta go listen to 40 ERBoH videos", ">\n\n\"Canal traffic is unaffected, the canal authority's chairman Osama Rabie said.\"", ">\n\nCanal authority is what I call it when my wife bosses me around", ">\n\nNo that one is without the C", ">\n\nNo, what you mean is when the morning coffee takes control", ">\n\nNot again.", ">\n\nWhat next, a bowl of petunias?", ">\n\n“Hey, I’ve seen this one! I’ve seen this one! This is a classic!”", ">\n\nWhat do you mean you’ve seen it, it’s brand new?", ">\n\nWhat are you doing step-ship!?", ">\n\nI just need a quick tug.", ">\n\nAgain!?", ">\n\nHooray! Worldwide commerce meltdown again! Oh, wait, no, that one is bad...", ">\n\nSorry, no raises this year because that global thing that happened for a couple of days\n-Corporations", ">\n\nAlso, all of the products and services that aren't significantly impacted are going to receive price hikes regardless- which will stick around well-after the supply chain has normalized. Our ~~suckers~~ customers ~~are too dumb to notice~~ understand that our products and services have great value and we're always doing our best to stay competitive with the other sociopaths in the price-fixed industry.", ">\n\nDammit, again?", ">\n\nYES! THEY PUT IT BACK!!!", ">\n\nThis should be interesting, 2023 off to a good start :)", ">\n\nLooks like a lousy remake of couple of previous years...", ">\n\nI've already seen this season.", ">\n\nI feel like I’ve heard this somewhere before…", ">\n\nSounds like no one read the article... They were able to get the ship unstuck, and it didn't sound like it caused any blockage. So nothing to worry about, and nothing like the last blockage.", ">\n\nImagine the captains face right now though. Just think. They all hope it won't be them, but it had to be someone.", ">\n\n2023 writers getting lazy now.", ">\n\nHave we even recover from the last?", ">\n\nI already saw this episode…", ">\n\nIt got up and left, why is everyone confused?", ">\n\nNobody asked for a sequel to Attack of the Crab Monsters (1957).", ">\n\nI’lll just leave this here.", ">\n\nThank you", ">\n\na.s.h.w.g.a.", ">\n\nLet's gooooo.", ">\n\nGreat, now I will have to wait even longer for my container full of rubber dog poo", ">\n\nIt has been resolved already: source", ">\n\nThis new is breaking!", ">\n\n*again", ">\n\nWell this year is off to a GREAT start.", ">\n\n:( why did it have to be a Ukrainian grain ship … they need the god damn money and the world needs their god damn grain .", ">\n\nAnd why does China need Ukrainian grain?", ">\n\nSo people dont starve ?", ">\n\nI didn't realize that such a massive industrial country as China needs grain import to not starve.", ">\n\nFrom the article: “It is currently unclear to what extent canal traffic is affected.”\nPretty sure that means it is badly affected.", ">\n\nAlso from the article:\n\nCanal traffic is unaffected, the canal authority's chairman Osama Rabie said.", ">\n\nIm not even lying, they changed/updated the article and now its 4x as long with much more info. Thanks.", ">\n\nI actually thought something like that happened. I don't think you're lying! I mean, that would be a weird thing to lie about.", ">\n\nThese idiots can't captain ships for shit", ">\n\nUkraine still exporting to China . Unfuckin real", ">\n\nFor f sake can the US just pay Egypt to build a fing second line already. Pretty sure the US could have paid Egypt to build 12 canals from the last wreck and now here we are again. Seriously Egypt doesn't have the money so just pay for it already so we don't have months long shipping crisis every year.", ">\n\nThis ignores both the history of the existing canal and the current megaprojects unfolding in egypt", ">\n\nWe've got another one, folks! 🎉🎉🎉🎉 (On a serious note, FOR FUCK'S SAKE!)", ">\n\nOh god please, Not again.", ">\n\nI bet my new tote bag was on there.", ">\n\nOn a ship carrying grain from Ukraine to China?", ">\n\n\nCanal traffic is unaffected, the canal authority's chairman Osama Rabie said.", ">\n\nIt’s like deja vu all over again.", ">\n\nAgain?", ">\n\nJesus, not again.", ">\n\noh no... not again.", ">\n\nhaha, yes!\nround 2", ">\n\nOkay, who decided to put history on loop?", ">\n\nCan anyone linke some radar site for ships? So we can track how \"bad\" it is?", ">\n\nOh no, not again.", ">\n\nLet's gooooo!", ">\n\nWe don’t need no stinkin supply chain!", ">\n\nEvergreen 2?", ">\n\nThis was a good episode of The Truman Show.", ">\n\nDe ja vu", ">\n\nLooks like they'll have to make it even wider for the influx of inexperienced shipping crews in the industry.", ">\n\nDeja Vu anyone?", ">\n\nSeriously, how often does this happens?", ">\n\nAgain?", ">\n\nIt’s even funnier the second time!!", ">\n\nPlease not with my stuff in it. Please.", ">\n\nBetween this and the other things happening around the world it's like watching the events of the past 2-3 years replaying themselves.", ">\n\n\n\nShip stuck at the Suez Canal ✅\n\n\nA high number of contagious tourists coming in from China ✅\n\n\nA defeated president's supporters storm a country's government buildings ✅\n\n\nYep, sounds familiar alright.", ">\n\nHistory repeats, no one learns from the past.", ">\n\nI just heard someone say, \"History doesn't repeat itself, but it does rhyme.\"", ">\n\nTime is a circle from a view except it's more like a staircase. And there's a shake at certain parts. \nHating the trudge upwards and always going around.", ">\n\nVonnegut or mcconaughey?", ">\n\n\"Canal traffic is unaffected, the canal authority's chairman Osama Rabie said.\"", ">\n\nCanal authority is what I call it when my wife bosses me around", ">\n\nNo that one is without the C", ">\n\nNo, what you mean is when the morning coffee takes control", ">\n\nHere we go again...\nWhat do we do with a drunken sailor? What do we do we do with a drunken sailor? What do we do with a drunken sailor, early in the morning?", ">\n\nThrow em in the brig until they're sober", ">\n\nFeed 'em to the hungry rats for dinner.", ">\n\nPut them in bed with the captain's daughter", ">\n\nHave you seen the captain’s daughter (early in the morning)?", ">\n\nShave his belly with a rusty razor", ">\n\n“Hey, I’ve seen this one! I’ve seen this one! This is a classic!”", ">\n\nWhat do you mean you’ve seen it, it’s brand new?", ">\n\nWhat’s a rerun?", ">\n\nWhat are you doing step-ship!?", ">\n\nIt doesn't take much with you people." ]

[ "Here we go again...\nWhat do we do with a drunken sailor? What do we do we do with a drunken sailor? What do we do with a drunken sailor, early in the morning?", ">\n\nThrow em in the brig until they're sober", ">\n\nFeed 'em to the hungry rats for dinner.", ">\n\nAnd this is why I'll need to listen to the Drunken Whaler on repeat for some amount of time.", ">\n\nBetween this and the other things happening around the world it's like watching the events of the past 2-3 years replaying themselves.", ">\n\n\n\nSuez Canal blocked by a cargo ship ✅\n\n\nA high number of contagious tourists coming in from China ✅\n\n\nA defeated president's supporters storm a country's government buildings ✅\n\n\nYep, sounds familiar alright.", ">\n\nHistory repeats, no one learns from the past.", ">\n\nI just heard someone say, \"History doesn't repeat itself, but it does rhyme.\"", ">\n\nTime is a circle from a view except it's more like a staircase. And there's a shake at certain parts. \nHating the trudge upwards and always going around.", ">\n\nVonnegut or mcconaughey?", ">\n\n\"Canal traffic is unaffected, the canal authority's chairman Osama Rabie said.\"", ">\n\nCanal authority is what I call it when my wife bosses me around", ">\n\nNot again.", ">\n\nWhat next, a bowl of petunias?", ">\n\nWhat are you doing step-ship!?", ">\n\nI just need a quick tug.", ">\n\nHooray! Worldwide commerce meltdown again! Oh, wait, no, that one is bad...", ">\n\nSorry, no raises this year because that global thing that happened for a couple of days\n-Corporations", ">\n\nAlso, all of the products and services that aren't significantly impacted are going to receive price hikes regardless- which will stick around well-after the supply chain has normalized. Our ~~suckers~~ customers ~~are too dumb to notice~~ understand that our products and services have great value and we're always doing our best to stay competitive with the other sociopaths in the price-fixed industry.", ">\n\nDammit, again?", ">\n\n“Hey, I’ve seen this one! I’ve seen this one! This is a classic!”", ">\n\nAgain!?", ">\n\nYES! THEY PUT IT BACK!!!", ">\n\nImagine the captains face right now though. Just think. They all hope it won't be them, but it had to be someone.", ">\n\nI've already seen this season.", ">\n\n2023 writers getting lazy now.", ">\n\nI feel like I’ve heard this somewhere before…", ">\n\n:( why did it have to be a Ukrainian grain ship … they need the god damn money and the world needs their god damn grain .", ">\n\nAnd why does China need Ukrainian grain?", ">\n\nI’lll just leave this here.", ">\n\nThank you", ">\n\na.s.h.w.g.a.", ">\n\nThis should be interesting, 2023 off to a good start :)", ">\n\nLooks like a lousy remake of couple of previous years...", ">\n\nHave we even recover from the last?", ">\n\nI already saw this episode…", ">\n\nLet's gooooo.", ">\n\nThese idiots can't captain ships for shit", ">\n\nFrom the article: “It is currently unclear to what extent canal traffic is affected.”\nPretty sure that means it is badly affected.", ">\n\nAlso from the article:\n\nCanal traffic is unaffected, the canal authority's chairman Osama Rabie said.", ">\n\nIm not even lying, they changed/updated the article and now its 4x as long with much more info. Thanks.", ">\n\nI actually thought something like that happened. I don't think you're lying! I mean, that would be a weird thing to lie about.", ">\n\nFor f sake can the US just pay Egypt to build a fing second line already. Pretty sure the US could have paid Egypt to build 12 canals from the last wreck and now here we are again. Seriously Egypt doesn't have the money so just pay for it already so we don't have months long shipping crisis every year.", ">\n\nThis ignores both the history of the existing canal and the current megaprojects unfolding in egypt", ">\n\nWe've got another one, folks! 🎉🎉🎉🎉 (On a serious note, FOR FUCK'S SAKE!)", ">\n\nOh god please, Not again.", ">\n\nI bet my new tote bag was on there.", ">\n\nOn a ship carrying grain from Ukraine to China?", ">\n\n\nCanal traffic is unaffected, the canal authority's chairman Osama Rabie said.", ">\n\nIt’s like deja vu all over again.", ">\n\nAgain?", ">\n\nJesus, not again.", ">\n\noh no... not again.", ">\n\nhaha, yes!\nround 2", ">\n\nOkay, who decided to put history on loop?", ">\n\nCan anyone linke some radar site for ships? So we can track how \"bad\" it is?", ">\n\nOh no, not again.", ">\n\nLet's gooooo!", ">\n\nWe don’t need no stinkin supply chain!", ">\n\nEvergreen 2?", ">\n\nThis was a good episode of The Truman Show.", ">\n\nUkraine still exporting to China . Unfuckin real", ">\n\nGreat, now I will have to wait even longer for my container full of rubber dog poo", ">\n\nHere we go again...\nWhat do we do with a drunken sailor? What do we do we do with a drunken sailor? What do we do with a drunken sailor, early in the morning?", ">\n\nThrow em in the brig until they're sober", ">\n\nFeed 'em to the hungry rats for dinner.", ">\n\nPut them in bed with the captain's daughter", ">\n\nHave you seen the captain’s daughter (early in the morning)?", ">\n\nSober?", ">\n\nBetween this and the other things happening around the world it's like watching the events of the past 2-3 years replaying themselves.", ">\n\n\n\nShip stuck at the Suez Canal ✅\n\n\nA high number of contagious tourists coming in from China ✅\n\n\nA defeated president's supporters storm a country's government buildings ✅\n\n\nYep, sounds familiar alright.", ">\n\nHistory repeats, no one learns from the past.", ">\n\nI just heard someone say, \"History doesn't repeat itself, but it does rhyme.\"", ">\n\nRepeat Rap Battles of History! \n2020! Vs! 2023!\nBEGIN!", ">\n\nGreat now I gotta go listen to 40 ERBoH videos", ">\n\n\"Canal traffic is unaffected, the canal authority's chairman Osama Rabie said.\"", ">\n\nCanal authority is what I call it when my wife bosses me around", ">\n\nNo that one is without the C", ">\n\nNo, what you mean is when the morning coffee takes control", ">\n\nNot again.", ">\n\nWhat next, a bowl of petunias?", ">\n\n“Hey, I’ve seen this one! I’ve seen this one! This is a classic!”", ">\n\nWhat do you mean you’ve seen it, it’s brand new?", ">\n\nWhat are you doing step-ship!?", ">\n\nI just need a quick tug.", ">\n\nAgain!?", ">\n\nHooray! Worldwide commerce meltdown again! Oh, wait, no, that one is bad...", ">\n\nSorry, no raises this year because that global thing that happened for a couple of days\n-Corporations", ">\n\nAlso, all of the products and services that aren't significantly impacted are going to receive price hikes regardless- which will stick around well-after the supply chain has normalized. Our ~~suckers~~ customers ~~are too dumb to notice~~ understand that our products and services have great value and we're always doing our best to stay competitive with the other sociopaths in the price-fixed industry.", ">\n\nDammit, again?", ">\n\nYES! THEY PUT IT BACK!!!", ">\n\nThis should be interesting, 2023 off to a good start :)", ">\n\nLooks like a lousy remake of couple of previous years...", ">\n\nI've already seen this season.", ">\n\nI feel like I’ve heard this somewhere before…", ">\n\nSounds like no one read the article... They were able to get the ship unstuck, and it didn't sound like it caused any blockage. So nothing to worry about, and nothing like the last blockage.", ">\n\nImagine the captains face right now though. Just think. They all hope it won't be them, but it had to be someone.", ">\n\n2023 writers getting lazy now.", ">\n\nHave we even recover from the last?", ">\n\nI already saw this episode…", ">\n\nIt got up and left, why is everyone confused?", ">\n\nNobody asked for a sequel to Attack of the Crab Monsters (1957).", ">\n\nI’lll just leave this here.", ">\n\nThank you", ">\n\na.s.h.w.g.a.", ">\n\nLet's gooooo.", ">\n\nGreat, now I will have to wait even longer for my container full of rubber dog poo", ">\n\nIt has been resolved already: source", ">\n\nThis new is breaking!", ">\n\n*again", ">\n\nWell this year is off to a GREAT start.", ">\n\n:( why did it have to be a Ukrainian grain ship … they need the god damn money and the world needs their god damn grain .", ">\n\nAnd why does China need Ukrainian grain?", ">\n\nSo people dont starve ?", ">\n\nI didn't realize that such a massive industrial country as China needs grain import to not starve.", ">\n\nFrom the article: “It is currently unclear to what extent canal traffic is affected.”\nPretty sure that means it is badly affected.", ">\n\nAlso from the article:\n\nCanal traffic is unaffected, the canal authority's chairman Osama Rabie said.", ">\n\nIm not even lying, they changed/updated the article and now its 4x as long with much more info. Thanks.", ">\n\nI actually thought something like that happened. I don't think you're lying! I mean, that would be a weird thing to lie about.", ">\n\nThese idiots can't captain ships for shit", ">\n\nUkraine still exporting to China . Unfuckin real", ">\n\nFor f sake can the US just pay Egypt to build a fing second line already. Pretty sure the US could have paid Egypt to build 12 canals from the last wreck and now here we are again. Seriously Egypt doesn't have the money so just pay for it already so we don't have months long shipping crisis every year.", ">\n\nThis ignores both the history of the existing canal and the current megaprojects unfolding in egypt", ">\n\nWe've got another one, folks! 🎉🎉🎉🎉 (On a serious note, FOR FUCK'S SAKE!)", ">\n\nOh god please, Not again.", ">\n\nI bet my new tote bag was on there.", ">\n\nOn a ship carrying grain from Ukraine to China?", ">\n\n\nCanal traffic is unaffected, the canal authority's chairman Osama Rabie said.", ">\n\nIt’s like deja vu all over again.", ">\n\nAgain?", ">\n\nJesus, not again.", ">\n\noh no... not again.", ">\n\nhaha, yes!\nround 2", ">\n\nOkay, who decided to put history on loop?", ">\n\nCan anyone linke some radar site for ships? So we can track how \"bad\" it is?", ">\n\nOh no, not again.", ">\n\nLet's gooooo!", ">\n\nWe don’t need no stinkin supply chain!", ">\n\nEvergreen 2?", ">\n\nThis was a good episode of The Truman Show.", ">\n\nDe ja vu", ">\n\nLooks like they'll have to make it even wider for the influx of inexperienced shipping crews in the industry.", ">\n\nDeja Vu anyone?", ">\n\nSeriously, how often does this happens?", ">\n\nAgain?", ">\n\nIt’s even funnier the second time!!", ">\n\nPlease not with my stuff in it. Please.", ">\n\nBetween this and the other things happening around the world it's like watching the events of the past 2-3 years replaying themselves.", ">\n\n\n\nShip stuck at the Suez Canal ✅\n\n\nA high number of contagious tourists coming in from China ✅\n\n\nA defeated president's supporters storm a country's government buildings ✅\n\n\nYep, sounds familiar alright.", ">\n\nHistory repeats, no one learns from the past.", ">\n\nI just heard someone say, \"History doesn't repeat itself, but it does rhyme.\"", ">\n\nTime is a circle from a view except it's more like a staircase. And there's a shake at certain parts. \nHating the trudge upwards and always going around.", ">\n\nVonnegut or mcconaughey?", ">\n\n\"Canal traffic is unaffected, the canal authority's chairman Osama Rabie said.\"", ">\n\nCanal authority is what I call it when my wife bosses me around", ">\n\nNo that one is without the C", ">\n\nNo, what you mean is when the morning coffee takes control", ">\n\nHere we go again...\nWhat do we do with a drunken sailor? What do we do we do with a drunken sailor? What do we do with a drunken sailor, early in the morning?", ">\n\nThrow em in the brig until they're sober", ">\n\nFeed 'em to the hungry rats for dinner.", ">\n\nPut them in bed with the captain's daughter", ">\n\nHave you seen the captain’s daughter (early in the morning)?", ">\n\nShave his belly with a rusty razor", ">\n\n“Hey, I’ve seen this one! I’ve seen this one! This is a classic!”", ">\n\nWhat do you mean you’ve seen it, it’s brand new?", ">\n\nWhat’s a rerun?", ">\n\nWhat are you doing step-ship!?", ">\n\nIt doesn't take much with you people.", ">\n\nAhaa but you got the referrence still! 😆" ]

[ "Here we go again...\nWhat do we do with a drunken sailor? What do we do we do with a drunken sailor? What do we do with a drunken sailor, early in the morning?", ">\n\nThrow em in the brig until they're sober", ">\n\nFeed 'em to the hungry rats for dinner.", ">\n\nAnd this is why I'll need to listen to the Drunken Whaler on repeat for some amount of time.", ">\n\nBetween this and the other things happening around the world it's like watching the events of the past 2-3 years replaying themselves.", ">\n\n\n\nSuez Canal blocked by a cargo ship ✅\n\n\nA high number of contagious tourists coming in from China ✅\n\n\nA defeated president's supporters storm a country's government buildings ✅\n\n\nYep, sounds familiar alright.", ">\n\nHistory repeats, no one learns from the past.", ">\n\nI just heard someone say, \"History doesn't repeat itself, but it does rhyme.\"", ">\n\nTime is a circle from a view except it's more like a staircase. And there's a shake at certain parts. \nHating the trudge upwards and always going around.", ">\n\nVonnegut or mcconaughey?", ">\n\n\"Canal traffic is unaffected, the canal authority's chairman Osama Rabie said.\"", ">\n\nCanal authority is what I call it when my wife bosses me around", ">\n\nNot again.", ">\n\nWhat next, a bowl of petunias?", ">\n\nWhat are you doing step-ship!?", ">\n\nI just need a quick tug.", ">\n\nHooray! Worldwide commerce meltdown again! Oh, wait, no, that one is bad...", ">\n\nSorry, no raises this year because that global thing that happened for a couple of days\n-Corporations", ">\n\nAlso, all of the products and services that aren't significantly impacted are going to receive price hikes regardless- which will stick around well-after the supply chain has normalized. Our ~~suckers~~ customers ~~are too dumb to notice~~ understand that our products and services have great value and we're always doing our best to stay competitive with the other sociopaths in the price-fixed industry.", ">\n\nDammit, again?", ">\n\n“Hey, I’ve seen this one! I’ve seen this one! This is a classic!”", ">\n\nAgain!?", ">\n\nYES! THEY PUT IT BACK!!!", ">\n\nImagine the captains face right now though. Just think. They all hope it won't be them, but it had to be someone.", ">\n\nI've already seen this season.", ">\n\n2023 writers getting lazy now.", ">\n\nI feel like I’ve heard this somewhere before…", ">\n\n:( why did it have to be a Ukrainian grain ship … they need the god damn money and the world needs their god damn grain .", ">\n\nAnd why does China need Ukrainian grain?", ">\n\nI’lll just leave this here.", ">\n\nThank you", ">\n\na.s.h.w.g.a.", ">\n\nThis should be interesting, 2023 off to a good start :)", ">\n\nLooks like a lousy remake of couple of previous years...", ">\n\nHave we even recover from the last?", ">\n\nI already saw this episode…", ">\n\nLet's gooooo.", ">\n\nThese idiots can't captain ships for shit", ">\n\nFrom the article: “It is currently unclear to what extent canal traffic is affected.”\nPretty sure that means it is badly affected.", ">\n\nAlso from the article:\n\nCanal traffic is unaffected, the canal authority's chairman Osama Rabie said.", ">\n\nIm not even lying, they changed/updated the article and now its 4x as long with much more info. Thanks.", ">\n\nI actually thought something like that happened. I don't think you're lying! I mean, that would be a weird thing to lie about.", ">\n\nFor f sake can the US just pay Egypt to build a fing second line already. Pretty sure the US could have paid Egypt to build 12 canals from the last wreck and now here we are again. Seriously Egypt doesn't have the money so just pay for it already so we don't have months long shipping crisis every year.", ">\n\nThis ignores both the history of the existing canal and the current megaprojects unfolding in egypt", ">\n\nWe've got another one, folks! 🎉🎉🎉🎉 (On a serious note, FOR FUCK'S SAKE!)", ">\n\nOh god please, Not again.", ">\n\nI bet my new tote bag was on there.", ">\n\nOn a ship carrying grain from Ukraine to China?", ">\n\n\nCanal traffic is unaffected, the canal authority's chairman Osama Rabie said.", ">\n\nIt’s like deja vu all over again.", ">\n\nAgain?", ">\n\nJesus, not again.", ">\n\noh no... not again.", ">\n\nhaha, yes!\nround 2", ">\n\nOkay, who decided to put history on loop?", ">\n\nCan anyone linke some radar site for ships? So we can track how \"bad\" it is?", ">\n\nOh no, not again.", ">\n\nLet's gooooo!", ">\n\nWe don’t need no stinkin supply chain!", ">\n\nEvergreen 2?", ">\n\nThis was a good episode of The Truman Show.", ">\n\nUkraine still exporting to China . Unfuckin real", ">\n\nGreat, now I will have to wait even longer for my container full of rubber dog poo", ">\n\nHere we go again...\nWhat do we do with a drunken sailor? What do we do we do with a drunken sailor? What do we do with a drunken sailor, early in the morning?", ">\n\nThrow em in the brig until they're sober", ">\n\nFeed 'em to the hungry rats for dinner.", ">\n\nPut them in bed with the captain's daughter", ">\n\nHave you seen the captain’s daughter (early in the morning)?", ">\n\nSober?", ">\n\nBetween this and the other things happening around the world it's like watching the events of the past 2-3 years replaying themselves.", ">\n\n\n\nShip stuck at the Suez Canal ✅\n\n\nA high number of contagious tourists coming in from China ✅\n\n\nA defeated president's supporters storm a country's government buildings ✅\n\n\nYep, sounds familiar alright.", ">\n\nHistory repeats, no one learns from the past.", ">\n\nI just heard someone say, \"History doesn't repeat itself, but it does rhyme.\"", ">\n\nRepeat Rap Battles of History! \n2020! Vs! 2023!\nBEGIN!", ">\n\nGreat now I gotta go listen to 40 ERBoH videos", ">\n\n\"Canal traffic is unaffected, the canal authority's chairman Osama Rabie said.\"", ">\n\nCanal authority is what I call it when my wife bosses me around", ">\n\nNo that one is without the C", ">\n\nNo, what you mean is when the morning coffee takes control", ">\n\nNot again.", ">\n\nWhat next, a bowl of petunias?", ">\n\n“Hey, I’ve seen this one! I’ve seen this one! This is a classic!”", ">\n\nWhat do you mean you’ve seen it, it’s brand new?", ">\n\nWhat are you doing step-ship!?", ">\n\nI just need a quick tug.", ">\n\nAgain!?", ">\n\nHooray! Worldwide commerce meltdown again! Oh, wait, no, that one is bad...", ">\n\nSorry, no raises this year because that global thing that happened for a couple of days\n-Corporations", ">\n\nAlso, all of the products and services that aren't significantly impacted are going to receive price hikes regardless- which will stick around well-after the supply chain has normalized. Our ~~suckers~~ customers ~~are too dumb to notice~~ understand that our products and services have great value and we're always doing our best to stay competitive with the other sociopaths in the price-fixed industry.", ">\n\nDammit, again?", ">\n\nYES! THEY PUT IT BACK!!!", ">\n\nThis should be interesting, 2023 off to a good start :)", ">\n\nLooks like a lousy remake of couple of previous years...", ">\n\nI've already seen this season.", ">\n\nI feel like I’ve heard this somewhere before…", ">\n\nSounds like no one read the article... They were able to get the ship unstuck, and it didn't sound like it caused any blockage. So nothing to worry about, and nothing like the last blockage.", ">\n\nImagine the captains face right now though. Just think. They all hope it won't be them, but it had to be someone.", ">\n\n2023 writers getting lazy now.", ">\n\nHave we even recover from the last?", ">\n\nI already saw this episode…", ">\n\nIt got up and left, why is everyone confused?", ">\n\nNobody asked for a sequel to Attack of the Crab Monsters (1957).", ">\n\nI’lll just leave this here.", ">\n\nThank you", ">\n\na.s.h.w.g.a.", ">\n\nLet's gooooo.", ">\n\nGreat, now I will have to wait even longer for my container full of rubber dog poo", ">\n\nIt has been resolved already: source", ">\n\nThis new is breaking!", ">\n\n*again", ">\n\nWell this year is off to a GREAT start.", ">\n\n:( why did it have to be a Ukrainian grain ship … they need the god damn money and the world needs their god damn grain .", ">\n\nAnd why does China need Ukrainian grain?", ">\n\nSo people dont starve ?", ">\n\nI didn't realize that such a massive industrial country as China needs grain import to not starve.", ">\n\nFrom the article: “It is currently unclear to what extent canal traffic is affected.”\nPretty sure that means it is badly affected.", ">\n\nAlso from the article:\n\nCanal traffic is unaffected, the canal authority's chairman Osama Rabie said.", ">\n\nIm not even lying, they changed/updated the article and now its 4x as long with much more info. Thanks.", ">\n\nI actually thought something like that happened. I don't think you're lying! I mean, that would be a weird thing to lie about.", ">\n\nThese idiots can't captain ships for shit", ">\n\nUkraine still exporting to China . Unfuckin real", ">\n\nFor f sake can the US just pay Egypt to build a fing second line already. Pretty sure the US could have paid Egypt to build 12 canals from the last wreck and now here we are again. Seriously Egypt doesn't have the money so just pay for it already so we don't have months long shipping crisis every year.", ">\n\nThis ignores both the history of the existing canal and the current megaprojects unfolding in egypt", ">\n\nWe've got another one, folks! 🎉🎉🎉🎉 (On a serious note, FOR FUCK'S SAKE!)", ">\n\nOh god please, Not again.", ">\n\nI bet my new tote bag was on there.", ">\n\nOn a ship carrying grain from Ukraine to China?", ">\n\n\nCanal traffic is unaffected, the canal authority's chairman Osama Rabie said.", ">\n\nIt’s like deja vu all over again.", ">\n\nAgain?", ">\n\nJesus, not again.", ">\n\noh no... not again.", ">\n\nhaha, yes!\nround 2", ">\n\nOkay, who decided to put history on loop?", ">\n\nCan anyone linke some radar site for ships? So we can track how \"bad\" it is?", ">\n\nOh no, not again.", ">\n\nLet's gooooo!", ">\n\nWe don’t need no stinkin supply chain!", ">\n\nEvergreen 2?", ">\n\nThis was a good episode of The Truman Show.", ">\n\nDe ja vu", ">\n\nLooks like they'll have to make it even wider for the influx of inexperienced shipping crews in the industry.", ">\n\nDeja Vu anyone?", ">\n\nSeriously, how often does this happens?", ">\n\nAgain?", ">\n\nIt’s even funnier the second time!!", ">\n\nPlease not with my stuff in it. Please.", ">\n\nBetween this and the other things happening around the world it's like watching the events of the past 2-3 years replaying themselves.", ">\n\n\n\nShip stuck at the Suez Canal ✅\n\n\nA high number of contagious tourists coming in from China ✅\n\n\nA defeated president's supporters storm a country's government buildings ✅\n\n\nYep, sounds familiar alright.", ">\n\nHistory repeats, no one learns from the past.", ">\n\nI just heard someone say, \"History doesn't repeat itself, but it does rhyme.\"", ">\n\nTime is a circle from a view except it's more like a staircase. And there's a shake at certain parts. \nHating the trudge upwards and always going around.", ">\n\nVonnegut or mcconaughey?", ">\n\n\"Canal traffic is unaffected, the canal authority's chairman Osama Rabie said.\"", ">\n\nCanal authority is what I call it when my wife bosses me around", ">\n\nNo that one is without the C", ">\n\nNo, what you mean is when the morning coffee takes control", ">\n\nHere we go again...\nWhat do we do with a drunken sailor? What do we do we do with a drunken sailor? What do we do with a drunken sailor, early in the morning?", ">\n\nThrow em in the brig until they're sober", ">\n\nFeed 'em to the hungry rats for dinner.", ">\n\nPut them in bed with the captain's daughter", ">\n\nHave you seen the captain’s daughter (early in the morning)?", ">\n\nShave his belly with a rusty razor", ">\n\n“Hey, I’ve seen this one! I’ve seen this one! This is a classic!”", ">\n\nWhat do you mean you’ve seen it, it’s brand new?", ">\n\nWhat’s a rerun?", ">\n\nWhat are you doing step-ship!?", ">\n\nIt doesn't take much with you people.", ">\n\nAhaa but you got the referrence still! 😆", ">\n\nNot again." ]

[ "Here we go again...\nWhat do we do with a drunken sailor? What do we do we do with a drunken sailor? What do we do with a drunken sailor, early in the morning?", ">\n\nThrow em in the brig until they're sober", ">\n\nFeed 'em to the hungry rats for dinner.", ">\n\nAnd this is why I'll need to listen to the Drunken Whaler on repeat for some amount of time.", ">\n\nBetween this and the other things happening around the world it's like watching the events of the past 2-3 years replaying themselves.", ">\n\n\n\nSuez Canal blocked by a cargo ship ✅\n\n\nA high number of contagious tourists coming in from China ✅\n\n\nA defeated president's supporters storm a country's government buildings ✅\n\n\nYep, sounds familiar alright.", ">\n\nHistory repeats, no one learns from the past.", ">\n\nI just heard someone say, \"History doesn't repeat itself, but it does rhyme.\"", ">\n\nTime is a circle from a view except it's more like a staircase. And there's a shake at certain parts. \nHating the trudge upwards and always going around.", ">\n\nVonnegut or mcconaughey?", ">\n\n\"Canal traffic is unaffected, the canal authority's chairman Osama Rabie said.\"", ">\n\nCanal authority is what I call it when my wife bosses me around", ">\n\nNot again.", ">\n\nWhat next, a bowl of petunias?", ">\n\nWhat are you doing step-ship!?", ">\n\nI just need a quick tug.", ">\n\nHooray! Worldwide commerce meltdown again! Oh, wait, no, that one is bad...", ">\n\nSorry, no raises this year because that global thing that happened for a couple of days\n-Corporations", ">\n\nAlso, all of the products and services that aren't significantly impacted are going to receive price hikes regardless- which will stick around well-after the supply chain has normalized. Our ~~suckers~~ customers ~~are too dumb to notice~~ understand that our products and services have great value and we're always doing our best to stay competitive with the other sociopaths in the price-fixed industry.", ">\n\nDammit, again?", ">\n\n“Hey, I’ve seen this one! I’ve seen this one! This is a classic!”", ">\n\nAgain!?", ">\n\nYES! THEY PUT IT BACK!!!", ">\n\nImagine the captains face right now though. Just think. They all hope it won't be them, but it had to be someone.", ">\n\nI've already seen this season.", ">\n\n2023 writers getting lazy now.", ">\n\nI feel like I’ve heard this somewhere before…", ">\n\n:( why did it have to be a Ukrainian grain ship … they need the god damn money and the world needs their god damn grain .", ">\n\nAnd why does China need Ukrainian grain?", ">\n\nI’lll just leave this here.", ">\n\nThank you", ">\n\na.s.h.w.g.a.", ">\n\nThis should be interesting, 2023 off to a good start :)", ">\n\nLooks like a lousy remake of couple of previous years...", ">\n\nHave we even recover from the last?", ">\n\nI already saw this episode…", ">\n\nLet's gooooo.", ">\n\nThese idiots can't captain ships for shit", ">\n\nFrom the article: “It is currently unclear to what extent canal traffic is affected.”\nPretty sure that means it is badly affected.", ">\n\nAlso from the article:\n\nCanal traffic is unaffected, the canal authority's chairman Osama Rabie said.", ">\n\nIm not even lying, they changed/updated the article and now its 4x as long with much more info. Thanks.", ">\n\nI actually thought something like that happened. I don't think you're lying! I mean, that would be a weird thing to lie about.", ">\n\nFor f sake can the US just pay Egypt to build a fing second line already. Pretty sure the US could have paid Egypt to build 12 canals from the last wreck and now here we are again. Seriously Egypt doesn't have the money so just pay for it already so we don't have months long shipping crisis every year.", ">\n\nThis ignores both the history of the existing canal and the current megaprojects unfolding in egypt", ">\n\nWe've got another one, folks! 🎉🎉🎉🎉 (On a serious note, FOR FUCK'S SAKE!)", ">\n\nOh god please, Not again.", ">\n\nI bet my new tote bag was on there.", ">\n\nOn a ship carrying grain from Ukraine to China?", ">\n\n\nCanal traffic is unaffected, the canal authority's chairman Osama Rabie said.", ">\n\nIt’s like deja vu all over again.", ">\n\nAgain?", ">\n\nJesus, not again.", ">\n\noh no... not again.", ">\n\nhaha, yes!\nround 2", ">\n\nOkay, who decided to put history on loop?", ">\n\nCan anyone linke some radar site for ships? So we can track how \"bad\" it is?", ">\n\nOh no, not again.", ">\n\nLet's gooooo!", ">\n\nWe don’t need no stinkin supply chain!", ">\n\nEvergreen 2?", ">\n\nThis was a good episode of The Truman Show.", ">\n\nUkraine still exporting to China . Unfuckin real", ">\n\nGreat, now I will have to wait even longer for my container full of rubber dog poo", ">\n\nHere we go again...\nWhat do we do with a drunken sailor? What do we do we do with a drunken sailor? What do we do with a drunken sailor, early in the morning?", ">\n\nThrow em in the brig until they're sober", ">\n\nFeed 'em to the hungry rats for dinner.", ">\n\nPut them in bed with the captain's daughter", ">\n\nHave you seen the captain’s daughter (early in the morning)?", ">\n\nSober?", ">\n\nBetween this and the other things happening around the world it's like watching the events of the past 2-3 years replaying themselves.", ">\n\n\n\nShip stuck at the Suez Canal ✅\n\n\nA high number of contagious tourists coming in from China ✅\n\n\nA defeated president's supporters storm a country's government buildings ✅\n\n\nYep, sounds familiar alright.", ">\n\nHistory repeats, no one learns from the past.", ">\n\nI just heard someone say, \"History doesn't repeat itself, but it does rhyme.\"", ">\n\nRepeat Rap Battles of History! \n2020! Vs! 2023!\nBEGIN!", ">\n\nGreat now I gotta go listen to 40 ERBoH videos", ">\n\n\"Canal traffic is unaffected, the canal authority's chairman Osama Rabie said.\"", ">\n\nCanal authority is what I call it when my wife bosses me around", ">\n\nNo that one is without the C", ">\n\nNo, what you mean is when the morning coffee takes control", ">\n\nNot again.", ">\n\nWhat next, a bowl of petunias?", ">\n\n“Hey, I’ve seen this one! I’ve seen this one! This is a classic!”", ">\n\nWhat do you mean you’ve seen it, it’s brand new?", ">\n\nWhat are you doing step-ship!?", ">\n\nI just need a quick tug.", ">\n\nAgain!?", ">\n\nHooray! Worldwide commerce meltdown again! Oh, wait, no, that one is bad...", ">\n\nSorry, no raises this year because that global thing that happened for a couple of days\n-Corporations", ">\n\nAlso, all of the products and services that aren't significantly impacted are going to receive price hikes regardless- which will stick around well-after the supply chain has normalized. Our ~~suckers~~ customers ~~are too dumb to notice~~ understand that our products and services have great value and we're always doing our best to stay competitive with the other sociopaths in the price-fixed industry.", ">\n\nDammit, again?", ">\n\nYES! THEY PUT IT BACK!!!", ">\n\nThis should be interesting, 2023 off to a good start :)", ">\n\nLooks like a lousy remake of couple of previous years...", ">\n\nI've already seen this season.", ">\n\nI feel like I’ve heard this somewhere before…", ">\n\nSounds like no one read the article... They were able to get the ship unstuck, and it didn't sound like it caused any blockage. So nothing to worry about, and nothing like the last blockage.", ">\n\nImagine the captains face right now though. Just think. They all hope it won't be them, but it had to be someone.", ">\n\n2023 writers getting lazy now.", ">\n\nHave we even recover from the last?", ">\n\nI already saw this episode…", ">\n\nIt got up and left, why is everyone confused?", ">\n\nNobody asked for a sequel to Attack of the Crab Monsters (1957).", ">\n\nI’lll just leave this here.", ">\n\nThank you", ">\n\na.s.h.w.g.a.", ">\n\nLet's gooooo.", ">\n\nGreat, now I will have to wait even longer for my container full of rubber dog poo", ">\n\nIt has been resolved already: source", ">\n\nThis new is breaking!", ">\n\n*again", ">\n\nWell this year is off to a GREAT start.", ">\n\n:( why did it have to be a Ukrainian grain ship … they need the god damn money and the world needs their god damn grain .", ">\n\nAnd why does China need Ukrainian grain?", ">\n\nSo people dont starve ?", ">\n\nI didn't realize that such a massive industrial country as China needs grain import to not starve.", ">\n\nFrom the article: “It is currently unclear to what extent canal traffic is affected.”\nPretty sure that means it is badly affected.", ">\n\nAlso from the article:\n\nCanal traffic is unaffected, the canal authority's chairman Osama Rabie said.", ">\n\nIm not even lying, they changed/updated the article and now its 4x as long with much more info. Thanks.", ">\n\nI actually thought something like that happened. I don't think you're lying! I mean, that would be a weird thing to lie about.", ">\n\nThese idiots can't captain ships for shit", ">\n\nUkraine still exporting to China . Unfuckin real", ">\n\nFor f sake can the US just pay Egypt to build a fing second line already. Pretty sure the US could have paid Egypt to build 12 canals from the last wreck and now here we are again. Seriously Egypt doesn't have the money so just pay for it already so we don't have months long shipping crisis every year.", ">\n\nThis ignores both the history of the existing canal and the current megaprojects unfolding in egypt", ">\n\nWe've got another one, folks! 🎉🎉🎉🎉 (On a serious note, FOR FUCK'S SAKE!)", ">\n\nOh god please, Not again.", ">\n\nI bet my new tote bag was on there.", ">\n\nOn a ship carrying grain from Ukraine to China?", ">\n\n\nCanal traffic is unaffected, the canal authority's chairman Osama Rabie said.", ">\n\nIt’s like deja vu all over again.", ">\n\nAgain?", ">\n\nJesus, not again.", ">\n\noh no... not again.", ">\n\nhaha, yes!\nround 2", ">\n\nOkay, who decided to put history on loop?", ">\n\nCan anyone linke some radar site for ships? So we can track how \"bad\" it is?", ">\n\nOh no, not again.", ">\n\nLet's gooooo!", ">\n\nWe don’t need no stinkin supply chain!", ">\n\nEvergreen 2?", ">\n\nThis was a good episode of The Truman Show.", ">\n\nDe ja vu", ">\n\nLooks like they'll have to make it even wider for the influx of inexperienced shipping crews in the industry.", ">\n\nDeja Vu anyone?", ">\n\nSeriously, how often does this happens?", ">\n\nAgain?", ">\n\nIt’s even funnier the second time!!", ">\n\nPlease not with my stuff in it. Please.", ">\n\nBetween this and the other things happening around the world it's like watching the events of the past 2-3 years replaying themselves.", ">\n\n\n\nShip stuck at the Suez Canal ✅\n\n\nA high number of contagious tourists coming in from China ✅\n\n\nA defeated president's supporters storm a country's government buildings ✅\n\n\nYep, sounds familiar alright.", ">\n\nHistory repeats, no one learns from the past.", ">\n\nI just heard someone say, \"History doesn't repeat itself, but it does rhyme.\"", ">\n\nTime is a circle from a view except it's more like a staircase. And there's a shake at certain parts. \nHating the trudge upwards and always going around.", ">\n\nVonnegut or mcconaughey?", ">\n\n\"Canal traffic is unaffected, the canal authority's chairman Osama Rabie said.\"", ">\n\nCanal authority is what I call it when my wife bosses me around", ">\n\nNo that one is without the C", ">\n\nNo, what you mean is when the morning coffee takes control", ">\n\nHere we go again...\nWhat do we do with a drunken sailor? What do we do we do with a drunken sailor? What do we do with a drunken sailor, early in the morning?", ">\n\nThrow em in the brig until they're sober", ">\n\nFeed 'em to the hungry rats for dinner.", ">\n\nPut them in bed with the captain's daughter", ">\n\nHave you seen the captain’s daughter (early in the morning)?", ">\n\nShave his belly with a rusty razor", ">\n\n“Hey, I’ve seen this one! I’ve seen this one! This is a classic!”", ">\n\nWhat do you mean you’ve seen it, it’s brand new?", ">\n\nWhat’s a rerun?", ">\n\nWhat are you doing step-ship!?", ">\n\nIt doesn't take much with you people.", ">\n\nAhaa but you got the referrence still! 😆", ">\n\nNot again.", ">\n\nWhat next, a bowl of petunias?" ]

[ "Here we go again...\nWhat do we do with a drunken sailor? What do we do we do with a drunken sailor? What do we do with a drunken sailor, early in the morning?", ">\n\nThrow em in the brig until they're sober", ">\n\nFeed 'em to the hungry rats for dinner.", ">\n\nAnd this is why I'll need to listen to the Drunken Whaler on repeat for some amount of time.", ">\n\nBetween this and the other things happening around the world it's like watching the events of the past 2-3 years replaying themselves.", ">\n\n\n\nSuez Canal blocked by a cargo ship ✅\n\n\nA high number of contagious tourists coming in from China ✅\n\n\nA defeated president's supporters storm a country's government buildings ✅\n\n\nYep, sounds familiar alright.", ">\n\nHistory repeats, no one learns from the past.", ">\n\nI just heard someone say, \"History doesn't repeat itself, but it does rhyme.\"", ">\n\nTime is a circle from a view except it's more like a staircase. And there's a shake at certain parts. \nHating the trudge upwards and always going around.", ">\n\nVonnegut or mcconaughey?", ">\n\n\"Canal traffic is unaffected, the canal authority's chairman Osama Rabie said.\"", ">\n\nCanal authority is what I call it when my wife bosses me around", ">\n\nNot again.", ">\n\nWhat next, a bowl of petunias?", ">\n\nWhat are you doing step-ship!?", ">\n\nI just need a quick tug.", ">\n\nHooray! Worldwide commerce meltdown again! Oh, wait, no, that one is bad...", ">\n\nSorry, no raises this year because that global thing that happened for a couple of days\n-Corporations", ">\n\nAlso, all of the products and services that aren't significantly impacted are going to receive price hikes regardless- which will stick around well-after the supply chain has normalized. Our ~~suckers~~ customers ~~are too dumb to notice~~ understand that our products and services have great value and we're always doing our best to stay competitive with the other sociopaths in the price-fixed industry.", ">\n\nDammit, again?", ">\n\n“Hey, I’ve seen this one! I’ve seen this one! This is a classic!”", ">\n\nAgain!?", ">\n\nYES! THEY PUT IT BACK!!!", ">\n\nImagine the captains face right now though. Just think. They all hope it won't be them, but it had to be someone.", ">\n\nI've already seen this season.", ">\n\n2023 writers getting lazy now.", ">\n\nI feel like I’ve heard this somewhere before…", ">\n\n:( why did it have to be a Ukrainian grain ship … they need the god damn money and the world needs their god damn grain .", ">\n\nAnd why does China need Ukrainian grain?", ">\n\nI’lll just leave this here.", ">\n\nThank you", ">\n\na.s.h.w.g.a.", ">\n\nThis should be interesting, 2023 off to a good start :)", ">\n\nLooks like a lousy remake of couple of previous years...", ">\n\nHave we even recover from the last?", ">\n\nI already saw this episode…", ">\n\nLet's gooooo.", ">\n\nThese idiots can't captain ships for shit", ">\n\nFrom the article: “It is currently unclear to what extent canal traffic is affected.”\nPretty sure that means it is badly affected.", ">\n\nAlso from the article:\n\nCanal traffic is unaffected, the canal authority's chairman Osama Rabie said.", ">\n\nIm not even lying, they changed/updated the article and now its 4x as long with much more info. Thanks.", ">\n\nI actually thought something like that happened. I don't think you're lying! I mean, that would be a weird thing to lie about.", ">\n\nFor f sake can the US just pay Egypt to build a fing second line already. Pretty sure the US could have paid Egypt to build 12 canals from the last wreck and now here we are again. Seriously Egypt doesn't have the money so just pay for it already so we don't have months long shipping crisis every year.", ">\n\nThis ignores both the history of the existing canal and the current megaprojects unfolding in egypt", ">\n\nWe've got another one, folks! 🎉🎉🎉🎉 (On a serious note, FOR FUCK'S SAKE!)", ">\n\nOh god please, Not again.", ">\n\nI bet my new tote bag was on there.", ">\n\nOn a ship carrying grain from Ukraine to China?", ">\n\n\nCanal traffic is unaffected, the canal authority's chairman Osama Rabie said.", ">\n\nIt’s like deja vu all over again.", ">\n\nAgain?", ">\n\nJesus, not again.", ">\n\noh no... not again.", ">\n\nhaha, yes!\nround 2", ">\n\nOkay, who decided to put history on loop?", ">\n\nCan anyone linke some radar site for ships? So we can track how \"bad\" it is?", ">\n\nOh no, not again.", ">\n\nLet's gooooo!", ">\n\nWe don’t need no stinkin supply chain!", ">\n\nEvergreen 2?", ">\n\nThis was a good episode of The Truman Show.", ">\n\nUkraine still exporting to China . Unfuckin real", ">\n\nGreat, now I will have to wait even longer for my container full of rubber dog poo", ">\n\nHere we go again...\nWhat do we do with a drunken sailor? What do we do we do with a drunken sailor? What do we do with a drunken sailor, early in the morning?", ">\n\nThrow em in the brig until they're sober", ">\n\nFeed 'em to the hungry rats for dinner.", ">\n\nPut them in bed with the captain's daughter", ">\n\nHave you seen the captain’s daughter (early in the morning)?", ">\n\nSober?", ">\n\nBetween this and the other things happening around the world it's like watching the events of the past 2-3 years replaying themselves.", ">\n\n\n\nShip stuck at the Suez Canal ✅\n\n\nA high number of contagious tourists coming in from China ✅\n\n\nA defeated president's supporters storm a country's government buildings ✅\n\n\nYep, sounds familiar alright.", ">\n\nHistory repeats, no one learns from the past.", ">\n\nI just heard someone say, \"History doesn't repeat itself, but it does rhyme.\"", ">\n\nRepeat Rap Battles of History! \n2020! Vs! 2023!\nBEGIN!", ">\n\nGreat now I gotta go listen to 40 ERBoH videos", ">\n\n\"Canal traffic is unaffected, the canal authority's chairman Osama Rabie said.\"", ">\n\nCanal authority is what I call it when my wife bosses me around", ">\n\nNo that one is without the C", ">\n\nNo, what you mean is when the morning coffee takes control", ">\n\nNot again.", ">\n\nWhat next, a bowl of petunias?", ">\n\n“Hey, I’ve seen this one! I’ve seen this one! This is a classic!”", ">\n\nWhat do you mean you’ve seen it, it’s brand new?", ">\n\nWhat are you doing step-ship!?", ">\n\nI just need a quick tug.", ">\n\nAgain!?", ">\n\nHooray! Worldwide commerce meltdown again! Oh, wait, no, that one is bad...", ">\n\nSorry, no raises this year because that global thing that happened for a couple of days\n-Corporations", ">\n\nAlso, all of the products and services that aren't significantly impacted are going to receive price hikes regardless- which will stick around well-after the supply chain has normalized. Our ~~suckers~~ customers ~~are too dumb to notice~~ understand that our products and services have great value and we're always doing our best to stay competitive with the other sociopaths in the price-fixed industry.", ">\n\nDammit, again?", ">\n\nYES! THEY PUT IT BACK!!!", ">\n\nThis should be interesting, 2023 off to a good start :)", ">\n\nLooks like a lousy remake of couple of previous years...", ">\n\nI've already seen this season.", ">\n\nI feel like I’ve heard this somewhere before…", ">\n\nSounds like no one read the article... They were able to get the ship unstuck, and it didn't sound like it caused any blockage. So nothing to worry about, and nothing like the last blockage.", ">\n\nImagine the captains face right now though. Just think. They all hope it won't be them, but it had to be someone.", ">\n\n2023 writers getting lazy now.", ">\n\nHave we even recover from the last?", ">\n\nI already saw this episode…", ">\n\nIt got up and left, why is everyone confused?", ">\n\nNobody asked for a sequel to Attack of the Crab Monsters (1957).", ">\n\nI’lll just leave this here.", ">\n\nThank you", ">\n\na.s.h.w.g.a.", ">\n\nLet's gooooo.", ">\n\nGreat, now I will have to wait even longer for my container full of rubber dog poo", ">\n\nIt has been resolved already: source", ">\n\nThis new is breaking!", ">\n\n*again", ">\n\nWell this year is off to a GREAT start.", ">\n\n:( why did it have to be a Ukrainian grain ship … they need the god damn money and the world needs their god damn grain .", ">\n\nAnd why does China need Ukrainian grain?", ">\n\nSo people dont starve ?", ">\n\nI didn't realize that such a massive industrial country as China needs grain import to not starve.", ">\n\nFrom the article: “It is currently unclear to what extent canal traffic is affected.”\nPretty sure that means it is badly affected.", ">\n\nAlso from the article:\n\nCanal traffic is unaffected, the canal authority's chairman Osama Rabie said.", ">\n\nIm not even lying, they changed/updated the article and now its 4x as long with much more info. Thanks.", ">\n\nI actually thought something like that happened. I don't think you're lying! I mean, that would be a weird thing to lie about.", ">\n\nThese idiots can't captain ships for shit", ">\n\nUkraine still exporting to China . Unfuckin real", ">\n\nFor f sake can the US just pay Egypt to build a fing second line already. Pretty sure the US could have paid Egypt to build 12 canals from the last wreck and now here we are again. Seriously Egypt doesn't have the money so just pay for it already so we don't have months long shipping crisis every year.", ">\n\nThis ignores both the history of the existing canal and the current megaprojects unfolding in egypt", ">\n\nWe've got another one, folks! 🎉🎉🎉🎉 (On a serious note, FOR FUCK'S SAKE!)", ">\n\nOh god please, Not again.", ">\n\nI bet my new tote bag was on there.", ">\n\nOn a ship carrying grain from Ukraine to China?", ">\n\n\nCanal traffic is unaffected, the canal authority's chairman Osama Rabie said.", ">\n\nIt’s like deja vu all over again.", ">\n\nAgain?", ">\n\nJesus, not again.", ">\n\noh no... not again.", ">\n\nhaha, yes!\nround 2", ">\n\nOkay, who decided to put history on loop?", ">\n\nCan anyone linke some radar site for ships? So we can track how \"bad\" it is?", ">\n\nOh no, not again.", ">\n\nLet's gooooo!", ">\n\nWe don’t need no stinkin supply chain!", ">\n\nEvergreen 2?", ">\n\nThis was a good episode of The Truman Show.", ">\n\nDe ja vu", ">\n\nLooks like they'll have to make it even wider for the influx of inexperienced shipping crews in the industry.", ">\n\nDeja Vu anyone?", ">\n\nSeriously, how often does this happens?", ">\n\nAgain?", ">\n\nIt’s even funnier the second time!!", ">\n\nPlease not with my stuff in it. Please.", ">\n\nBetween this and the other things happening around the world it's like watching the events of the past 2-3 years replaying themselves.", ">\n\n\n\nShip stuck at the Suez Canal ✅\n\n\nA high number of contagious tourists coming in from China ✅\n\n\nA defeated president's supporters storm a country's government buildings ✅\n\n\nYep, sounds familiar alright.", ">\n\nHistory repeats, no one learns from the past.", ">\n\nI just heard someone say, \"History doesn't repeat itself, but it does rhyme.\"", ">\n\nTime is a circle from a view except it's more like a staircase. And there's a shake at certain parts. \nHating the trudge upwards and always going around.", ">\n\nVonnegut or mcconaughey?", ">\n\n\"Canal traffic is unaffected, the canal authority's chairman Osama Rabie said.\"", ">\n\nCanal authority is what I call it when my wife bosses me around", ">\n\nNo that one is without the C", ">\n\nNo, what you mean is when the morning coffee takes control", ">\n\nHere we go again...\nWhat do we do with a drunken sailor? What do we do we do with a drunken sailor? What do we do with a drunken sailor, early in the morning?", ">\n\nThrow em in the brig until they're sober", ">\n\nFeed 'em to the hungry rats for dinner.", ">\n\nPut them in bed with the captain's daughter", ">\n\nHave you seen the captain’s daughter (early in the morning)?", ">\n\nShave his belly with a rusty razor", ">\n\n“Hey, I’ve seen this one! I’ve seen this one! This is a classic!”", ">\n\nWhat do you mean you’ve seen it, it’s brand new?", ">\n\nWhat’s a rerun?", ">\n\nWhat are you doing step-ship!?", ">\n\nIt doesn't take much with you people.", ">\n\nAhaa but you got the referrence still! 😆", ">\n\nNot again.", ">\n\nWhat next, a bowl of petunias?", ">\n\ndunno, time to start eating a bat's soup from a chinese wetmarket" ]

[ "Here we go again...\nWhat do we do with a drunken sailor? What do we do we do with a drunken sailor? What do we do with a drunken sailor, early in the morning?", ">\n\nThrow em in the brig until they're sober", ">\n\nFeed 'em to the hungry rats for dinner.", ">\n\nAnd this is why I'll need to listen to the Drunken Whaler on repeat for some amount of time.", ">\n\nBetween this and the other things happening around the world it's like watching the events of the past 2-3 years replaying themselves.", ">\n\n\n\nSuez Canal blocked by a cargo ship ✅\n\n\nA high number of contagious tourists coming in from China ✅\n\n\nA defeated president's supporters storm a country's government buildings ✅\n\n\nYep, sounds familiar alright.", ">\n\nHistory repeats, no one learns from the past.", ">\n\nI just heard someone say, \"History doesn't repeat itself, but it does rhyme.\"", ">\n\nTime is a circle from a view except it's more like a staircase. And there's a shake at certain parts. \nHating the trudge upwards and always going around.", ">\n\nVonnegut or mcconaughey?", ">\n\n\"Canal traffic is unaffected, the canal authority's chairman Osama Rabie said.\"", ">\n\nCanal authority is what I call it when my wife bosses me around", ">\n\nNot again.", ">\n\nWhat next, a bowl of petunias?", ">\n\nWhat are you doing step-ship!?", ">\n\nI just need a quick tug.", ">\n\nHooray! Worldwide commerce meltdown again! Oh, wait, no, that one is bad...", ">\n\nSorry, no raises this year because that global thing that happened for a couple of days\n-Corporations", ">\n\nAlso, all of the products and services that aren't significantly impacted are going to receive price hikes regardless- which will stick around well-after the supply chain has normalized. Our ~~suckers~~ customers ~~are too dumb to notice~~ understand that our products and services have great value and we're always doing our best to stay competitive with the other sociopaths in the price-fixed industry.", ">\n\nDammit, again?", ">\n\n“Hey, I’ve seen this one! I’ve seen this one! This is a classic!”", ">\n\nAgain!?", ">\n\nYES! THEY PUT IT BACK!!!", ">\n\nImagine the captains face right now though. Just think. They all hope it won't be them, but it had to be someone.", ">\n\nI've already seen this season.", ">\n\n2023 writers getting lazy now.", ">\n\nI feel like I’ve heard this somewhere before…", ">\n\n:( why did it have to be a Ukrainian grain ship … they need the god damn money and the world needs their god damn grain .", ">\n\nAnd why does China need Ukrainian grain?", ">\n\nI’lll just leave this here.", ">\n\nThank you", ">\n\na.s.h.w.g.a.", ">\n\nThis should be interesting, 2023 off to a good start :)", ">\n\nLooks like a lousy remake of couple of previous years...", ">\n\nHave we even recover from the last?", ">\n\nI already saw this episode…", ">\n\nLet's gooooo.", ">\n\nThese idiots can't captain ships for shit", ">\n\nFrom the article: “It is currently unclear to what extent canal traffic is affected.”\nPretty sure that means it is badly affected.", ">\n\nAlso from the article:\n\nCanal traffic is unaffected, the canal authority's chairman Osama Rabie said.", ">\n\nIm not even lying, they changed/updated the article and now its 4x as long with much more info. Thanks.", ">\n\nI actually thought something like that happened. I don't think you're lying! I mean, that would be a weird thing to lie about.", ">\n\nFor f sake can the US just pay Egypt to build a fing second line already. Pretty sure the US could have paid Egypt to build 12 canals from the last wreck and now here we are again. Seriously Egypt doesn't have the money so just pay for it already so we don't have months long shipping crisis every year.", ">\n\nThis ignores both the history of the existing canal and the current megaprojects unfolding in egypt", ">\n\nWe've got another one, folks! 🎉🎉🎉🎉 (On a serious note, FOR FUCK'S SAKE!)", ">\n\nOh god please, Not again.", ">\n\nI bet my new tote bag was on there.", ">\n\nOn a ship carrying grain from Ukraine to China?", ">\n\n\nCanal traffic is unaffected, the canal authority's chairman Osama Rabie said.", ">\n\nIt’s like deja vu all over again.", ">\n\nAgain?", ">\n\nJesus, not again.", ">\n\noh no... not again.", ">\n\nhaha, yes!\nround 2", ">\n\nOkay, who decided to put history on loop?", ">\n\nCan anyone linke some radar site for ships? So we can track how \"bad\" it is?", ">\n\nOh no, not again.", ">\n\nLet's gooooo!", ">\n\nWe don’t need no stinkin supply chain!", ">\n\nEvergreen 2?", ">\n\nThis was a good episode of The Truman Show.", ">\n\nUkraine still exporting to China . Unfuckin real", ">\n\nGreat, now I will have to wait even longer for my container full of rubber dog poo", ">\n\nHere we go again...\nWhat do we do with a drunken sailor? What do we do we do with a drunken sailor? What do we do with a drunken sailor, early in the morning?", ">\n\nThrow em in the brig until they're sober", ">\n\nFeed 'em to the hungry rats for dinner.", ">\n\nPut them in bed with the captain's daughter", ">\n\nHave you seen the captain’s daughter (early in the morning)?", ">\n\nSober?", ">\n\nBetween this and the other things happening around the world it's like watching the events of the past 2-3 years replaying themselves.", ">\n\n\n\nShip stuck at the Suez Canal ✅\n\n\nA high number of contagious tourists coming in from China ✅\n\n\nA defeated president's supporters storm a country's government buildings ✅\n\n\nYep, sounds familiar alright.", ">\n\nHistory repeats, no one learns from the past.", ">\n\nI just heard someone say, \"History doesn't repeat itself, but it does rhyme.\"", ">\n\nRepeat Rap Battles of History! \n2020! Vs! 2023!\nBEGIN!", ">\n\nGreat now I gotta go listen to 40 ERBoH videos", ">\n\n\"Canal traffic is unaffected, the canal authority's chairman Osama Rabie said.\"", ">\n\nCanal authority is what I call it when my wife bosses me around", ">\n\nNo that one is without the C", ">\n\nNo, what you mean is when the morning coffee takes control", ">\n\nNot again.", ">\n\nWhat next, a bowl of petunias?", ">\n\n“Hey, I’ve seen this one! I’ve seen this one! This is a classic!”", ">\n\nWhat do you mean you’ve seen it, it’s brand new?", ">\n\nWhat are you doing step-ship!?", ">\n\nI just need a quick tug.", ">\n\nAgain!?", ">\n\nHooray! Worldwide commerce meltdown again! Oh, wait, no, that one is bad...", ">\n\nSorry, no raises this year because that global thing that happened for a couple of days\n-Corporations", ">\n\nAlso, all of the products and services that aren't significantly impacted are going to receive price hikes regardless- which will stick around well-after the supply chain has normalized. Our ~~suckers~~ customers ~~are too dumb to notice~~ understand that our products and services have great value and we're always doing our best to stay competitive with the other sociopaths in the price-fixed industry.", ">\n\nDammit, again?", ">\n\nYES! THEY PUT IT BACK!!!", ">\n\nThis should be interesting, 2023 off to a good start :)", ">\n\nLooks like a lousy remake of couple of previous years...", ">\n\nI've already seen this season.", ">\n\nI feel like I’ve heard this somewhere before…", ">\n\nSounds like no one read the article... They were able to get the ship unstuck, and it didn't sound like it caused any blockage. So nothing to worry about, and nothing like the last blockage.", ">\n\nImagine the captains face right now though. Just think. They all hope it won't be them, but it had to be someone.", ">\n\n2023 writers getting lazy now.", ">\n\nHave we even recover from the last?", ">\n\nI already saw this episode…", ">\n\nIt got up and left, why is everyone confused?", ">\n\nNobody asked for a sequel to Attack of the Crab Monsters (1957).", ">\n\nI’lll just leave this here.", ">\n\nThank you", ">\n\na.s.h.w.g.a.", ">\n\nLet's gooooo.", ">\n\nGreat, now I will have to wait even longer for my container full of rubber dog poo", ">\n\nIt has been resolved already: source", ">\n\nThis new is breaking!", ">\n\n*again", ">\n\nWell this year is off to a GREAT start.", ">\n\n:( why did it have to be a Ukrainian grain ship … they need the god damn money and the world needs their god damn grain .", ">\n\nAnd why does China need Ukrainian grain?", ">\n\nSo people dont starve ?", ">\n\nI didn't realize that such a massive industrial country as China needs grain import to not starve.", ">\n\nFrom the article: “It is currently unclear to what extent canal traffic is affected.”\nPretty sure that means it is badly affected.", ">\n\nAlso from the article:\n\nCanal traffic is unaffected, the canal authority's chairman Osama Rabie said.", ">\n\nIm not even lying, they changed/updated the article and now its 4x as long with much more info. Thanks.", ">\n\nI actually thought something like that happened. I don't think you're lying! I mean, that would be a weird thing to lie about.", ">\n\nThese idiots can't captain ships for shit", ">\n\nUkraine still exporting to China . Unfuckin real", ">\n\nFor f sake can the US just pay Egypt to build a fing second line already. Pretty sure the US could have paid Egypt to build 12 canals from the last wreck and now here we are again. Seriously Egypt doesn't have the money so just pay for it already so we don't have months long shipping crisis every year.", ">\n\nThis ignores both the history of the existing canal and the current megaprojects unfolding in egypt", ">\n\nWe've got another one, folks! 🎉🎉🎉🎉 (On a serious note, FOR FUCK'S SAKE!)", ">\n\nOh god please, Not again.", ">\n\nI bet my new tote bag was on there.", ">\n\nOn a ship carrying grain from Ukraine to China?", ">\n\n\nCanal traffic is unaffected, the canal authority's chairman Osama Rabie said.", ">\n\nIt’s like deja vu all over again.", ">\n\nAgain?", ">\n\nJesus, not again.", ">\n\noh no... not again.", ">\n\nhaha, yes!\nround 2", ">\n\nOkay, who decided to put history on loop?", ">\n\nCan anyone linke some radar site for ships? So we can track how \"bad\" it is?", ">\n\nOh no, not again.", ">\n\nLet's gooooo!", ">\n\nWe don’t need no stinkin supply chain!", ">\n\nEvergreen 2?", ">\n\nThis was a good episode of The Truman Show.", ">\n\nDe ja vu", ">\n\nLooks like they'll have to make it even wider for the influx of inexperienced shipping crews in the industry.", ">\n\nDeja Vu anyone?", ">\n\nSeriously, how often does this happens?", ">\n\nAgain?", ">\n\nIt’s even funnier the second time!!", ">\n\nPlease not with my stuff in it. Please.", ">\n\nBetween this and the other things happening around the world it's like watching the events of the past 2-3 years replaying themselves.", ">\n\n\n\nShip stuck at the Suez Canal ✅\n\n\nA high number of contagious tourists coming in from China ✅\n\n\nA defeated president's supporters storm a country's government buildings ✅\n\n\nYep, sounds familiar alright.", ">\n\nHistory repeats, no one learns from the past.", ">\n\nI just heard someone say, \"History doesn't repeat itself, but it does rhyme.\"", ">\n\nTime is a circle from a view except it's more like a staircase. And there's a shake at certain parts. \nHating the trudge upwards and always going around.", ">\n\nVonnegut or mcconaughey?", ">\n\n\"Canal traffic is unaffected, the canal authority's chairman Osama Rabie said.\"", ">\n\nCanal authority is what I call it when my wife bosses me around", ">\n\nNo that one is without the C", ">\n\nNo, what you mean is when the morning coffee takes control", ">\n\nHere we go again...\nWhat do we do with a drunken sailor? What do we do we do with a drunken sailor? What do we do with a drunken sailor, early in the morning?", ">\n\nThrow em in the brig until they're sober", ">\n\nFeed 'em to the hungry rats for dinner.", ">\n\nPut them in bed with the captain's daughter", ">\n\nHave you seen the captain’s daughter (early in the morning)?", ">\n\nShave his belly with a rusty razor", ">\n\n“Hey, I’ve seen this one! I’ve seen this one! This is a classic!”", ">\n\nWhat do you mean you’ve seen it, it’s brand new?", ">\n\nWhat’s a rerun?", ">\n\nWhat are you doing step-ship!?", ">\n\nIt doesn't take much with you people.", ">\n\nAhaa but you got the referrence still! 😆", ">\n\nNot again.", ">\n\nWhat next, a bowl of petunias?", ">\n\ndunno, time to start eating a bat's soup from a chinese wetmarket", ">\n\nAgain!?" ]

[ "Here we go again...\nWhat do we do with a drunken sailor? What do we do we do with a drunken sailor? What do we do with a drunken sailor, early in the morning?", ">\n\nThrow em in the brig until they're sober", ">\n\nFeed 'em to the hungry rats for dinner.", ">\n\nAnd this is why I'll need to listen to the Drunken Whaler on repeat for some amount of time.", ">\n\nBetween this and the other things happening around the world it's like watching the events of the past 2-3 years replaying themselves.", ">\n\n\n\nSuez Canal blocked by a cargo ship ✅\n\n\nA high number of contagious tourists coming in from China ✅\n\n\nA defeated president's supporters storm a country's government buildings ✅\n\n\nYep, sounds familiar alright.", ">\n\nHistory repeats, no one learns from the past.", ">\n\nI just heard someone say, \"History doesn't repeat itself, but it does rhyme.\"", ">\n\nTime is a circle from a view except it's more like a staircase. And there's a shake at certain parts. \nHating the trudge upwards and always going around.", ">\n\nVonnegut or mcconaughey?", ">\n\n\"Canal traffic is unaffected, the canal authority's chairman Osama Rabie said.\"", ">\n\nCanal authority is what I call it when my wife bosses me around", ">\n\nNot again.", ">\n\nWhat next, a bowl of petunias?", ">\n\nWhat are you doing step-ship!?", ">\n\nI just need a quick tug.", ">\n\nHooray! Worldwide commerce meltdown again! Oh, wait, no, that one is bad...", ">\n\nSorry, no raises this year because that global thing that happened for a couple of days\n-Corporations", ">\n\nAlso, all of the products and services that aren't significantly impacted are going to receive price hikes regardless- which will stick around well-after the supply chain has normalized. Our ~~suckers~~ customers ~~are too dumb to notice~~ understand that our products and services have great value and we're always doing our best to stay competitive with the other sociopaths in the price-fixed industry.", ">\n\nDammit, again?", ">\n\n“Hey, I’ve seen this one! I’ve seen this one! This is a classic!”", ">\n\nAgain!?", ">\n\nYES! THEY PUT IT BACK!!!", ">\n\nImagine the captains face right now though. Just think. They all hope it won't be them, but it had to be someone.", ">\n\nI've already seen this season.", ">\n\n2023 writers getting lazy now.", ">\n\nI feel like I’ve heard this somewhere before…", ">\n\n:( why did it have to be a Ukrainian grain ship … they need the god damn money and the world needs their god damn grain .", ">\n\nAnd why does China need Ukrainian grain?", ">\n\nI’lll just leave this here.", ">\n\nThank you", ">\n\na.s.h.w.g.a.", ">\n\nThis should be interesting, 2023 off to a good start :)", ">\n\nLooks like a lousy remake of couple of previous years...", ">\n\nHave we even recover from the last?", ">\n\nI already saw this episode…", ">\n\nLet's gooooo.", ">\n\nThese idiots can't captain ships for shit", ">\n\nFrom the article: “It is currently unclear to what extent canal traffic is affected.”\nPretty sure that means it is badly affected.", ">\n\nAlso from the article:\n\nCanal traffic is unaffected, the canal authority's chairman Osama Rabie said.", ">\n\nIm not even lying, they changed/updated the article and now its 4x as long with much more info. Thanks.", ">\n\nI actually thought something like that happened. I don't think you're lying! I mean, that would be a weird thing to lie about.", ">\n\nFor f sake can the US just pay Egypt to build a fing second line already. Pretty sure the US could have paid Egypt to build 12 canals from the last wreck and now here we are again. Seriously Egypt doesn't have the money so just pay for it already so we don't have months long shipping crisis every year.", ">\n\nThis ignores both the history of the existing canal and the current megaprojects unfolding in egypt", ">\n\nWe've got another one, folks! 🎉🎉🎉🎉 (On a serious note, FOR FUCK'S SAKE!)", ">\n\nOh god please, Not again.", ">\n\nI bet my new tote bag was on there.", ">\n\nOn a ship carrying grain from Ukraine to China?", ">\n\n\nCanal traffic is unaffected, the canal authority's chairman Osama Rabie said.", ">\n\nIt’s like deja vu all over again.", ">\n\nAgain?", ">\n\nJesus, not again.", ">\n\noh no... not again.", ">\n\nhaha, yes!\nround 2", ">\n\nOkay, who decided to put history on loop?", ">\n\nCan anyone linke some radar site for ships? So we can track how \"bad\" it is?", ">\n\nOh no, not again.", ">\n\nLet's gooooo!", ">\n\nWe don’t need no stinkin supply chain!", ">\n\nEvergreen 2?", ">\n\nThis was a good episode of The Truman Show.", ">\n\nUkraine still exporting to China . Unfuckin real", ">\n\nGreat, now I will have to wait even longer for my container full of rubber dog poo", ">\n\nHere we go again...\nWhat do we do with a drunken sailor? What do we do we do with a drunken sailor? What do we do with a drunken sailor, early in the morning?", ">\n\nThrow em in the brig until they're sober", ">\n\nFeed 'em to the hungry rats for dinner.", ">\n\nPut them in bed with the captain's daughter", ">\n\nHave you seen the captain’s daughter (early in the morning)?", ">\n\nSober?", ">\n\nBetween this and the other things happening around the world it's like watching the events of the past 2-3 years replaying themselves.", ">\n\n\n\nShip stuck at the Suez Canal ✅\n\n\nA high number of contagious tourists coming in from China ✅\n\n\nA defeated president's supporters storm a country's government buildings ✅\n\n\nYep, sounds familiar alright.", ">\n\nHistory repeats, no one learns from the past.", ">\n\nI just heard someone say, \"History doesn't repeat itself, but it does rhyme.\"", ">\n\nRepeat Rap Battles of History! \n2020! Vs! 2023!\nBEGIN!", ">\n\nGreat now I gotta go listen to 40 ERBoH videos", ">\n\n\"Canal traffic is unaffected, the canal authority's chairman Osama Rabie said.\"", ">\n\nCanal authority is what I call it when my wife bosses me around", ">\n\nNo that one is without the C", ">\n\nNo, what you mean is when the morning coffee takes control", ">\n\nNot again.", ">\n\nWhat next, a bowl of petunias?", ">\n\n“Hey, I’ve seen this one! I’ve seen this one! This is a classic!”", ">\n\nWhat do you mean you’ve seen it, it’s brand new?", ">\n\nWhat are you doing step-ship!?", ">\n\nI just need a quick tug.", ">\n\nAgain!?", ">\n\nHooray! Worldwide commerce meltdown again! Oh, wait, no, that one is bad...", ">\n\nSorry, no raises this year because that global thing that happened for a couple of days\n-Corporations", ">\n\nAlso, all of the products and services that aren't significantly impacted are going to receive price hikes regardless- which will stick around well-after the supply chain has normalized. Our ~~suckers~~ customers ~~are too dumb to notice~~ understand that our products and services have great value and we're always doing our best to stay competitive with the other sociopaths in the price-fixed industry.", ">\n\nDammit, again?", ">\n\nYES! THEY PUT IT BACK!!!", ">\n\nThis should be interesting, 2023 off to a good start :)", ">\n\nLooks like a lousy remake of couple of previous years...", ">\n\nI've already seen this season.", ">\n\nI feel like I’ve heard this somewhere before…", ">\n\nSounds like no one read the article... They were able to get the ship unstuck, and it didn't sound like it caused any blockage. So nothing to worry about, and nothing like the last blockage.", ">\n\nImagine the captains face right now though. Just think. They all hope it won't be them, but it had to be someone.", ">\n\n2023 writers getting lazy now.", ">\n\nHave we even recover from the last?", ">\n\nI already saw this episode…", ">\n\nIt got up and left, why is everyone confused?", ">\n\nNobody asked for a sequel to Attack of the Crab Monsters (1957).", ">\n\nI’lll just leave this here.", ">\n\nThank you", ">\n\na.s.h.w.g.a.", ">\n\nLet's gooooo.", ">\n\nGreat, now I will have to wait even longer for my container full of rubber dog poo", ">\n\nIt has been resolved already: source", ">\n\nThis new is breaking!", ">\n\n*again", ">\n\nWell this year is off to a GREAT start.", ">\n\n:( why did it have to be a Ukrainian grain ship … they need the god damn money and the world needs their god damn grain .", ">\n\nAnd why does China need Ukrainian grain?", ">\n\nSo people dont starve ?", ">\n\nI didn't realize that such a massive industrial country as China needs grain import to not starve.", ">\n\nFrom the article: “It is currently unclear to what extent canal traffic is affected.”\nPretty sure that means it is badly affected.", ">\n\nAlso from the article:\n\nCanal traffic is unaffected, the canal authority's chairman Osama Rabie said.", ">\n\nIm not even lying, they changed/updated the article and now its 4x as long with much more info. Thanks.", ">\n\nI actually thought something like that happened. I don't think you're lying! I mean, that would be a weird thing to lie about.", ">\n\nThese idiots can't captain ships for shit", ">\n\nUkraine still exporting to China . Unfuckin real", ">\n\nFor f sake can the US just pay Egypt to build a fing second line already. Pretty sure the US could have paid Egypt to build 12 canals from the last wreck and now here we are again. Seriously Egypt doesn't have the money so just pay for it already so we don't have months long shipping crisis every year.", ">\n\nThis ignores both the history of the existing canal and the current megaprojects unfolding in egypt", ">\n\nWe've got another one, folks! 🎉🎉🎉🎉 (On a serious note, FOR FUCK'S SAKE!)", ">\n\nOh god please, Not again.", ">\n\nI bet my new tote bag was on there.", ">\n\nOn a ship carrying grain from Ukraine to China?", ">\n\n\nCanal traffic is unaffected, the canal authority's chairman Osama Rabie said.", ">\n\nIt’s like deja vu all over again.", ">\n\nAgain?", ">\n\nJesus, not again.", ">\n\noh no... not again.", ">\n\nhaha, yes!\nround 2", ">\n\nOkay, who decided to put history on loop?", ">\n\nCan anyone linke some radar site for ships? So we can track how \"bad\" it is?", ">\n\nOh no, not again.", ">\n\nLet's gooooo!", ">\n\nWe don’t need no stinkin supply chain!", ">\n\nEvergreen 2?", ">\n\nThis was a good episode of The Truman Show.", ">\n\nDe ja vu", ">\n\nLooks like they'll have to make it even wider for the influx of inexperienced shipping crews in the industry.", ">\n\nDeja Vu anyone?", ">\n\nSeriously, how often does this happens?", ">\n\nAgain?", ">\n\nIt’s even funnier the second time!!", ">\n\nPlease not with my stuff in it. Please.", ">\n\nBetween this and the other things happening around the world it's like watching the events of the past 2-3 years replaying themselves.", ">\n\n\n\nShip stuck at the Suez Canal ✅\n\n\nA high number of contagious tourists coming in from China ✅\n\n\nA defeated president's supporters storm a country's government buildings ✅\n\n\nYep, sounds familiar alright.", ">\n\nHistory repeats, no one learns from the past.", ">\n\nI just heard someone say, \"History doesn't repeat itself, but it does rhyme.\"", ">\n\nTime is a circle from a view except it's more like a staircase. And there's a shake at certain parts. \nHating the trudge upwards and always going around.", ">\n\nVonnegut or mcconaughey?", ">\n\n\"Canal traffic is unaffected, the canal authority's chairman Osama Rabie said.\"", ">\n\nCanal authority is what I call it when my wife bosses me around", ">\n\nNo that one is without the C", ">\n\nNo, what you mean is when the morning coffee takes control", ">\n\nHere we go again...\nWhat do we do with a drunken sailor? What do we do we do with a drunken sailor? What do we do with a drunken sailor, early in the morning?", ">\n\nThrow em in the brig until they're sober", ">\n\nFeed 'em to the hungry rats for dinner.", ">\n\nPut them in bed with the captain's daughter", ">\n\nHave you seen the captain’s daughter (early in the morning)?", ">\n\nShave his belly with a rusty razor", ">\n\n“Hey, I’ve seen this one! I’ve seen this one! This is a classic!”", ">\n\nWhat do you mean you’ve seen it, it’s brand new?", ">\n\nWhat’s a rerun?", ">\n\nWhat are you doing step-ship!?", ">\n\nIt doesn't take much with you people.", ">\n\nAhaa but you got the referrence still! 😆", ">\n\nNot again.", ">\n\nWhat next, a bowl of petunias?", ">\n\ndunno, time to start eating a bat's soup from a chinese wetmarket", ">\n\nAgain!?", ">\n\nHooray! Worldwide commerce meltdown again! Oh, wait, no, that one is bad..." ]

[ "Here we go again...\nWhat do we do with a drunken sailor? What do we do we do with a drunken sailor? What do we do with a drunken sailor, early in the morning?", ">\n\nThrow em in the brig until they're sober", ">\n\nFeed 'em to the hungry rats for dinner.", ">\n\nAnd this is why I'll need to listen to the Drunken Whaler on repeat for some amount of time.", ">\n\nBetween this and the other things happening around the world it's like watching the events of the past 2-3 years replaying themselves.", ">\n\n\n\nSuez Canal blocked by a cargo ship ✅\n\n\nA high number of contagious tourists coming in from China ✅\n\n\nA defeated president's supporters storm a country's government buildings ✅\n\n\nYep, sounds familiar alright.", ">\n\nHistory repeats, no one learns from the past.", ">\n\nI just heard someone say, \"History doesn't repeat itself, but it does rhyme.\"", ">\n\nTime is a circle from a view except it's more like a staircase. And there's a shake at certain parts. \nHating the trudge upwards and always going around.", ">\n\nVonnegut or mcconaughey?", ">\n\n\"Canal traffic is unaffected, the canal authority's chairman Osama Rabie said.\"", ">\n\nCanal authority is what I call it when my wife bosses me around", ">\n\nNot again.", ">\n\nWhat next, a bowl of petunias?", ">\n\nWhat are you doing step-ship!?", ">\n\nI just need a quick tug.", ">\n\nHooray! Worldwide commerce meltdown again! Oh, wait, no, that one is bad...", ">\n\nSorry, no raises this year because that global thing that happened for a couple of days\n-Corporations", ">\n\nAlso, all of the products and services that aren't significantly impacted are going to receive price hikes regardless- which will stick around well-after the supply chain has normalized. Our ~~suckers~~ customers ~~are too dumb to notice~~ understand that our products and services have great value and we're always doing our best to stay competitive with the other sociopaths in the price-fixed industry.", ">\n\nDammit, again?", ">\n\n“Hey, I’ve seen this one! I’ve seen this one! This is a classic!”", ">\n\nAgain!?", ">\n\nYES! THEY PUT IT BACK!!!", ">\n\nImagine the captains face right now though. Just think. They all hope it won't be them, but it had to be someone.", ">\n\nI've already seen this season.", ">\n\n2023 writers getting lazy now.", ">\n\nI feel like I’ve heard this somewhere before…", ">\n\n:( why did it have to be a Ukrainian grain ship … they need the god damn money and the world needs their god damn grain .", ">\n\nAnd why does China need Ukrainian grain?", ">\n\nI’lll just leave this here.", ">\n\nThank you", ">\n\na.s.h.w.g.a.", ">\n\nThis should be interesting, 2023 off to a good start :)", ">\n\nLooks like a lousy remake of couple of previous years...", ">\n\nHave we even recover from the last?", ">\n\nI already saw this episode…", ">\n\nLet's gooooo.", ">\n\nThese idiots can't captain ships for shit", ">\n\nFrom the article: “It is currently unclear to what extent canal traffic is affected.”\nPretty sure that means it is badly affected.", ">\n\nAlso from the article:\n\nCanal traffic is unaffected, the canal authority's chairman Osama Rabie said.", ">\n\nIm not even lying, they changed/updated the article and now its 4x as long with much more info. Thanks.", ">\n\nI actually thought something like that happened. I don't think you're lying! I mean, that would be a weird thing to lie about.", ">\n\nFor f sake can the US just pay Egypt to build a fing second line already. Pretty sure the US could have paid Egypt to build 12 canals from the last wreck and now here we are again. Seriously Egypt doesn't have the money so just pay for it already so we don't have months long shipping crisis every year.", ">\n\nThis ignores both the history of the existing canal and the current megaprojects unfolding in egypt", ">\n\nWe've got another one, folks! 🎉🎉🎉🎉 (On a serious note, FOR FUCK'S SAKE!)", ">\n\nOh god please, Not again.", ">\n\nI bet my new tote bag was on there.", ">\n\nOn a ship carrying grain from Ukraine to China?", ">\n\n\nCanal traffic is unaffected, the canal authority's chairman Osama Rabie said.", ">\n\nIt’s like deja vu all over again.", ">\n\nAgain?", ">\n\nJesus, not again.", ">\n\noh no... not again.", ">\n\nhaha, yes!\nround 2", ">\n\nOkay, who decided to put history on loop?", ">\n\nCan anyone linke some radar site for ships? So we can track how \"bad\" it is?", ">\n\nOh no, not again.", ">\n\nLet's gooooo!", ">\n\nWe don’t need no stinkin supply chain!", ">\n\nEvergreen 2?", ">\n\nThis was a good episode of The Truman Show.", ">\n\nUkraine still exporting to China . Unfuckin real", ">\n\nGreat, now I will have to wait even longer for my container full of rubber dog poo", ">\n\nHere we go again...\nWhat do we do with a drunken sailor? What do we do we do with a drunken sailor? What do we do with a drunken sailor, early in the morning?", ">\n\nThrow em in the brig until they're sober", ">\n\nFeed 'em to the hungry rats for dinner.", ">\n\nPut them in bed with the captain's daughter", ">\n\nHave you seen the captain’s daughter (early in the morning)?", ">\n\nSober?", ">\n\nBetween this and the other things happening around the world it's like watching the events of the past 2-3 years replaying themselves.", ">\n\n\n\nShip stuck at the Suez Canal ✅\n\n\nA high number of contagious tourists coming in from China ✅\n\n\nA defeated president's supporters storm a country's government buildings ✅\n\n\nYep, sounds familiar alright.", ">\n\nHistory repeats, no one learns from the past.", ">\n\nI just heard someone say, \"History doesn't repeat itself, but it does rhyme.\"", ">\n\nRepeat Rap Battles of History! \n2020! Vs! 2023!\nBEGIN!", ">\n\nGreat now I gotta go listen to 40 ERBoH videos", ">\n\n\"Canal traffic is unaffected, the canal authority's chairman Osama Rabie said.\"", ">\n\nCanal authority is what I call it when my wife bosses me around", ">\n\nNo that one is without the C", ">\n\nNo, what you mean is when the morning coffee takes control", ">\n\nNot again.", ">\n\nWhat next, a bowl of petunias?", ">\n\n“Hey, I’ve seen this one! I’ve seen this one! This is a classic!”", ">\n\nWhat do you mean you’ve seen it, it’s brand new?", ">\n\nWhat are you doing step-ship!?", ">\n\nI just need a quick tug.", ">\n\nAgain!?", ">\n\nHooray! Worldwide commerce meltdown again! Oh, wait, no, that one is bad...", ">\n\nSorry, no raises this year because that global thing that happened for a couple of days\n-Corporations", ">\n\nAlso, all of the products and services that aren't significantly impacted are going to receive price hikes regardless- which will stick around well-after the supply chain has normalized. Our ~~suckers~~ customers ~~are too dumb to notice~~ understand that our products and services have great value and we're always doing our best to stay competitive with the other sociopaths in the price-fixed industry.", ">\n\nDammit, again?", ">\n\nYES! THEY PUT IT BACK!!!", ">\n\nThis should be interesting, 2023 off to a good start :)", ">\n\nLooks like a lousy remake of couple of previous years...", ">\n\nI've already seen this season.", ">\n\nI feel like I’ve heard this somewhere before…", ">\n\nSounds like no one read the article... They were able to get the ship unstuck, and it didn't sound like it caused any blockage. So nothing to worry about, and nothing like the last blockage.", ">\n\nImagine the captains face right now though. Just think. They all hope it won't be them, but it had to be someone.", ">\n\n2023 writers getting lazy now.", ">\n\nHave we even recover from the last?", ">\n\nI already saw this episode…", ">\n\nIt got up and left, why is everyone confused?", ">\n\nNobody asked for a sequel to Attack of the Crab Monsters (1957).", ">\n\nI’lll just leave this here.", ">\n\nThank you", ">\n\na.s.h.w.g.a.", ">\n\nLet's gooooo.", ">\n\nGreat, now I will have to wait even longer for my container full of rubber dog poo", ">\n\nIt has been resolved already: source", ">\n\nThis new is breaking!", ">\n\n*again", ">\n\nWell this year is off to a GREAT start.", ">\n\n:( why did it have to be a Ukrainian grain ship … they need the god damn money and the world needs their god damn grain .", ">\n\nAnd why does China need Ukrainian grain?", ">\n\nSo people dont starve ?", ">\n\nI didn't realize that such a massive industrial country as China needs grain import to not starve.", ">\n\nFrom the article: “It is currently unclear to what extent canal traffic is affected.”\nPretty sure that means it is badly affected.", ">\n\nAlso from the article:\n\nCanal traffic is unaffected, the canal authority's chairman Osama Rabie said.", ">\n\nIm not even lying, they changed/updated the article and now its 4x as long with much more info. Thanks.", ">\n\nI actually thought something like that happened. I don't think you're lying! I mean, that would be a weird thing to lie about.", ">\n\nThese idiots can't captain ships for shit", ">\n\nUkraine still exporting to China . Unfuckin real", ">\n\nFor f sake can the US just pay Egypt to build a fing second line already. Pretty sure the US could have paid Egypt to build 12 canals from the last wreck and now here we are again. Seriously Egypt doesn't have the money so just pay for it already so we don't have months long shipping crisis every year.", ">\n\nThis ignores both the history of the existing canal and the current megaprojects unfolding in egypt", ">\n\nWe've got another one, folks! 🎉🎉🎉🎉 (On a serious note, FOR FUCK'S SAKE!)", ">\n\nOh god please, Not again.", ">\n\nI bet my new tote bag was on there.", ">\n\nOn a ship carrying grain from Ukraine to China?", ">\n\n\nCanal traffic is unaffected, the canal authority's chairman Osama Rabie said.", ">\n\nIt’s like deja vu all over again.", ">\n\nAgain?", ">\n\nJesus, not again.", ">\n\noh no... not again.", ">\n\nhaha, yes!\nround 2", ">\n\nOkay, who decided to put history on loop?", ">\n\nCan anyone linke some radar site for ships? So we can track how \"bad\" it is?", ">\n\nOh no, not again.", ">\n\nLet's gooooo!", ">\n\nWe don’t need no stinkin supply chain!", ">\n\nEvergreen 2?", ">\n\nThis was a good episode of The Truman Show.", ">\n\nDe ja vu", ">\n\nLooks like they'll have to make it even wider for the influx of inexperienced shipping crews in the industry.", ">\n\nDeja Vu anyone?", ">\n\nSeriously, how often does this happens?", ">\n\nAgain?", ">\n\nIt’s even funnier the second time!!", ">\n\nPlease not with my stuff in it. Please.", ">\n\nBetween this and the other things happening around the world it's like watching the events of the past 2-3 years replaying themselves.", ">\n\n\n\nShip stuck at the Suez Canal ✅\n\n\nA high number of contagious tourists coming in from China ✅\n\n\nA defeated president's supporters storm a country's government buildings ✅\n\n\nYep, sounds familiar alright.", ">\n\nHistory repeats, no one learns from the past.", ">\n\nI just heard someone say, \"History doesn't repeat itself, but it does rhyme.\"", ">\n\nTime is a circle from a view except it's more like a staircase. And there's a shake at certain parts. \nHating the trudge upwards and always going around.", ">\n\nVonnegut or mcconaughey?", ">\n\n\"Canal traffic is unaffected, the canal authority's chairman Osama Rabie said.\"", ">\n\nCanal authority is what I call it when my wife bosses me around", ">\n\nNo that one is without the C", ">\n\nNo, what you mean is when the morning coffee takes control", ">\n\nHere we go again...\nWhat do we do with a drunken sailor? What do we do we do with a drunken sailor? What do we do with a drunken sailor, early in the morning?", ">\n\nThrow em in the brig until they're sober", ">\n\nFeed 'em to the hungry rats for dinner.", ">\n\nPut them in bed with the captain's daughter", ">\n\nHave you seen the captain’s daughter (early in the morning)?", ">\n\nShave his belly with a rusty razor", ">\n\n“Hey, I’ve seen this one! I’ve seen this one! This is a classic!”", ">\n\nWhat do you mean you’ve seen it, it’s brand new?", ">\n\nWhat’s a rerun?", ">\n\nWhat are you doing step-ship!?", ">\n\nIt doesn't take much with you people.", ">\n\nAhaa but you got the referrence still! 😆", ">\n\nNot again.", ">\n\nWhat next, a bowl of petunias?", ">\n\ndunno, time to start eating a bat's soup from a chinese wetmarket", ">\n\nAgain!?", ">\n\nHooray! Worldwide commerce meltdown again! Oh, wait, no, that one is bad...", ">\n\nYeah hopefully it gets resolved quick, more supply chain issues are not what we need right now" ]

[ "Here we go again...\nWhat do we do with a drunken sailor? What do we do we do with a drunken sailor? What do we do with a drunken sailor, early in the morning?", ">\n\nThrow em in the brig until they're sober", ">\n\nFeed 'em to the hungry rats for dinner.", ">\n\nAnd this is why I'll need to listen to the Drunken Whaler on repeat for some amount of time.", ">\n\nBetween this and the other things happening around the world it's like watching the events of the past 2-3 years replaying themselves.", ">\n\n\n\nSuez Canal blocked by a cargo ship ✅\n\n\nA high number of contagious tourists coming in from China ✅\n\n\nA defeated president's supporters storm a country's government buildings ✅\n\n\nYep, sounds familiar alright.", ">\n\nHistory repeats, no one learns from the past.", ">\n\nI just heard someone say, \"History doesn't repeat itself, but it does rhyme.\"", ">\n\nTime is a circle from a view except it's more like a staircase. And there's a shake at certain parts. \nHating the trudge upwards and always going around.", ">\n\nVonnegut or mcconaughey?", ">\n\n\"Canal traffic is unaffected, the canal authority's chairman Osama Rabie said.\"", ">\n\nCanal authority is what I call it when my wife bosses me around", ">\n\nNot again.", ">\n\nWhat next, a bowl of petunias?", ">\n\nWhat are you doing step-ship!?", ">\n\nI just need a quick tug.", ">\n\nHooray! Worldwide commerce meltdown again! Oh, wait, no, that one is bad...", ">\n\nSorry, no raises this year because that global thing that happened for a couple of days\n-Corporations", ">\n\nAlso, all of the products and services that aren't significantly impacted are going to receive price hikes regardless- which will stick around well-after the supply chain has normalized. Our ~~suckers~~ customers ~~are too dumb to notice~~ understand that our products and services have great value and we're always doing our best to stay competitive with the other sociopaths in the price-fixed industry.", ">\n\nDammit, again?", ">\n\n“Hey, I’ve seen this one! I’ve seen this one! This is a classic!”", ">\n\nAgain!?", ">\n\nYES! THEY PUT IT BACK!!!", ">\n\nImagine the captains face right now though. Just think. They all hope it won't be them, but it had to be someone.", ">\n\nI've already seen this season.", ">\n\n2023 writers getting lazy now.", ">\n\nI feel like I’ve heard this somewhere before…", ">\n\n:( why did it have to be a Ukrainian grain ship … they need the god damn money and the world needs their god damn grain .", ">\n\nAnd why does China need Ukrainian grain?", ">\n\nI’lll just leave this here.", ">\n\nThank you", ">\n\na.s.h.w.g.a.", ">\n\nThis should be interesting, 2023 off to a good start :)", ">\n\nLooks like a lousy remake of couple of previous years...", ">\n\nHave we even recover from the last?", ">\n\nI already saw this episode…", ">\n\nLet's gooooo.", ">\n\nThese idiots can't captain ships for shit", ">\n\nFrom the article: “It is currently unclear to what extent canal traffic is affected.”\nPretty sure that means it is badly affected.", ">\n\nAlso from the article:\n\nCanal traffic is unaffected, the canal authority's chairman Osama Rabie said.", ">\n\nIm not even lying, they changed/updated the article and now its 4x as long with much more info. Thanks.", ">\n\nI actually thought something like that happened. I don't think you're lying! I mean, that would be a weird thing to lie about.", ">\n\nFor f sake can the US just pay Egypt to build a fing second line already. Pretty sure the US could have paid Egypt to build 12 canals from the last wreck and now here we are again. Seriously Egypt doesn't have the money so just pay for it already so we don't have months long shipping crisis every year.", ">\n\nThis ignores both the history of the existing canal and the current megaprojects unfolding in egypt", ">\n\nWe've got another one, folks! 🎉🎉🎉🎉 (On a serious note, FOR FUCK'S SAKE!)", ">\n\nOh god please, Not again.", ">\n\nI bet my new tote bag was on there.", ">\n\nOn a ship carrying grain from Ukraine to China?", ">\n\n\nCanal traffic is unaffected, the canal authority's chairman Osama Rabie said.", ">\n\nIt’s like deja vu all over again.", ">\n\nAgain?", ">\n\nJesus, not again.", ">\n\noh no... not again.", ">\n\nhaha, yes!\nround 2", ">\n\nOkay, who decided to put history on loop?", ">\n\nCan anyone linke some radar site for ships? So we can track how \"bad\" it is?", ">\n\nOh no, not again.", ">\n\nLet's gooooo!", ">\n\nWe don’t need no stinkin supply chain!", ">\n\nEvergreen 2?", ">\n\nThis was a good episode of The Truman Show.", ">\n\nUkraine still exporting to China . Unfuckin real", ">\n\nGreat, now I will have to wait even longer for my container full of rubber dog poo", ">\n\nHere we go again...\nWhat do we do with a drunken sailor? What do we do we do with a drunken sailor? What do we do with a drunken sailor, early in the morning?", ">\n\nThrow em in the brig until they're sober", ">\n\nFeed 'em to the hungry rats for dinner.", ">\n\nPut them in bed with the captain's daughter", ">\n\nHave you seen the captain’s daughter (early in the morning)?", ">\n\nSober?", ">\n\nBetween this and the other things happening around the world it's like watching the events of the past 2-3 years replaying themselves.", ">\n\n\n\nShip stuck at the Suez Canal ✅\n\n\nA high number of contagious tourists coming in from China ✅\n\n\nA defeated president's supporters storm a country's government buildings ✅\n\n\nYep, sounds familiar alright.", ">\n\nHistory repeats, no one learns from the past.", ">\n\nI just heard someone say, \"History doesn't repeat itself, but it does rhyme.\"", ">\n\nRepeat Rap Battles of History! \n2020! Vs! 2023!\nBEGIN!", ">\n\nGreat now I gotta go listen to 40 ERBoH videos", ">\n\n\"Canal traffic is unaffected, the canal authority's chairman Osama Rabie said.\"", ">\n\nCanal authority is what I call it when my wife bosses me around", ">\n\nNo that one is without the C", ">\n\nNo, what you mean is when the morning coffee takes control", ">\n\nNot again.", ">\n\nWhat next, a bowl of petunias?", ">\n\n“Hey, I’ve seen this one! I’ve seen this one! This is a classic!”", ">\n\nWhat do you mean you’ve seen it, it’s brand new?", ">\n\nWhat are you doing step-ship!?", ">\n\nI just need a quick tug.", ">\n\nAgain!?", ">\n\nHooray! Worldwide commerce meltdown again! Oh, wait, no, that one is bad...", ">\n\nSorry, no raises this year because that global thing that happened for a couple of days\n-Corporations", ">\n\nAlso, all of the products and services that aren't significantly impacted are going to receive price hikes regardless- which will stick around well-after the supply chain has normalized. Our ~~suckers~~ customers ~~are too dumb to notice~~ understand that our products and services have great value and we're always doing our best to stay competitive with the other sociopaths in the price-fixed industry.", ">\n\nDammit, again?", ">\n\nYES! THEY PUT IT BACK!!!", ">\n\nThis should be interesting, 2023 off to a good start :)", ">\n\nLooks like a lousy remake of couple of previous years...", ">\n\nI've already seen this season.", ">\n\nI feel like I’ve heard this somewhere before…", ">\n\nSounds like no one read the article... They were able to get the ship unstuck, and it didn't sound like it caused any blockage. So nothing to worry about, and nothing like the last blockage.", ">\n\nImagine the captains face right now though. Just think. They all hope it won't be them, but it had to be someone.", ">\n\n2023 writers getting lazy now.", ">\n\nHave we even recover from the last?", ">\n\nI already saw this episode…", ">\n\nIt got up and left, why is everyone confused?", ">\n\nNobody asked for a sequel to Attack of the Crab Monsters (1957).", ">\n\nI’lll just leave this here.", ">\n\nThank you", ">\n\na.s.h.w.g.a.", ">\n\nLet's gooooo.", ">\n\nGreat, now I will have to wait even longer for my container full of rubber dog poo", ">\n\nIt has been resolved already: source", ">\n\nThis new is breaking!", ">\n\n*again", ">\n\nWell this year is off to a GREAT start.", ">\n\n:( why did it have to be a Ukrainian grain ship … they need the god damn money and the world needs their god damn grain .", ">\n\nAnd why does China need Ukrainian grain?", ">\n\nSo people dont starve ?", ">\n\nI didn't realize that such a massive industrial country as China needs grain import to not starve.", ">\n\nFrom the article: “It is currently unclear to what extent canal traffic is affected.”\nPretty sure that means it is badly affected.", ">\n\nAlso from the article:\n\nCanal traffic is unaffected, the canal authority's chairman Osama Rabie said.", ">\n\nIm not even lying, they changed/updated the article and now its 4x as long with much more info. Thanks.", ">\n\nI actually thought something like that happened. I don't think you're lying! I mean, that would be a weird thing to lie about.", ">\n\nThese idiots can't captain ships for shit", ">\n\nUkraine still exporting to China . Unfuckin real", ">\n\nFor f sake can the US just pay Egypt to build a fing second line already. Pretty sure the US could have paid Egypt to build 12 canals from the last wreck and now here we are again. Seriously Egypt doesn't have the money so just pay for it already so we don't have months long shipping crisis every year.", ">\n\nThis ignores both the history of the existing canal and the current megaprojects unfolding in egypt", ">\n\nWe've got another one, folks! 🎉🎉🎉🎉 (On a serious note, FOR FUCK'S SAKE!)", ">\n\nOh god please, Not again.", ">\n\nI bet my new tote bag was on there.", ">\n\nOn a ship carrying grain from Ukraine to China?", ">\n\n\nCanal traffic is unaffected, the canal authority's chairman Osama Rabie said.", ">\n\nIt’s like deja vu all over again.", ">\n\nAgain?", ">\n\nJesus, not again.", ">\n\noh no... not again.", ">\n\nhaha, yes!\nround 2", ">\n\nOkay, who decided to put history on loop?", ">\n\nCan anyone linke some radar site for ships? So we can track how \"bad\" it is?", ">\n\nOh no, not again.", ">\n\nLet's gooooo!", ">\n\nWe don’t need no stinkin supply chain!", ">\n\nEvergreen 2?", ">\n\nThis was a good episode of The Truman Show.", ">\n\nDe ja vu", ">\n\nLooks like they'll have to make it even wider for the influx of inexperienced shipping crews in the industry.", ">\n\nDeja Vu anyone?", ">\n\nSeriously, how often does this happens?", ">\n\nAgain?", ">\n\nIt’s even funnier the second time!!", ">\n\nPlease not with my stuff in it. Please.", ">\n\nBetween this and the other things happening around the world it's like watching the events of the past 2-3 years replaying themselves.", ">\n\n\n\nShip stuck at the Suez Canal ✅\n\n\nA high number of contagious tourists coming in from China ✅\n\n\nA defeated president's supporters storm a country's government buildings ✅\n\n\nYep, sounds familiar alright.", ">\n\nHistory repeats, no one learns from the past.", ">\n\nI just heard someone say, \"History doesn't repeat itself, but it does rhyme.\"", ">\n\nTime is a circle from a view except it's more like a staircase. And there's a shake at certain parts. \nHating the trudge upwards and always going around.", ">\n\nVonnegut or mcconaughey?", ">\n\n\"Canal traffic is unaffected, the canal authority's chairman Osama Rabie said.\"", ">\n\nCanal authority is what I call it when my wife bosses me around", ">\n\nNo that one is without the C", ">\n\nNo, what you mean is when the morning coffee takes control", ">\n\nHere we go again...\nWhat do we do with a drunken sailor? What do we do we do with a drunken sailor? What do we do with a drunken sailor, early in the morning?", ">\n\nThrow em in the brig until they're sober", ">\n\nFeed 'em to the hungry rats for dinner.", ">\n\nPut them in bed with the captain's daughter", ">\n\nHave you seen the captain’s daughter (early in the morning)?", ">\n\nShave his belly with a rusty razor", ">\n\n“Hey, I’ve seen this one! I’ve seen this one! This is a classic!”", ">\n\nWhat do you mean you’ve seen it, it’s brand new?", ">\n\nWhat’s a rerun?", ">\n\nWhat are you doing step-ship!?", ">\n\nIt doesn't take much with you people.", ">\n\nAhaa but you got the referrence still! 😆", ">\n\nNot again.", ">\n\nWhat next, a bowl of petunias?", ">\n\ndunno, time to start eating a bat's soup from a chinese wetmarket", ">\n\nAgain!?", ">\n\nHooray! Worldwide commerce meltdown again! Oh, wait, no, that one is bad...", ">\n\nYeah hopefully it gets resolved quick, more supply chain issues are not what we need right now", ">\n\nA quick scan of the article says it doesn't affect traffic.... I know reading isn't fun though." ]

[ "Here we go again...\nWhat do we do with a drunken sailor? What do we do we do with a drunken sailor? What do we do with a drunken sailor, early in the morning?", ">\n\nThrow em in the brig until they're sober", ">\n\nFeed 'em to the hungry rats for dinner.", ">\n\nAnd this is why I'll need to listen to the Drunken Whaler on repeat for some amount of time.", ">\n\nBetween this and the other things happening around the world it's like watching the events of the past 2-3 years replaying themselves.", ">\n\n\n\nSuez Canal blocked by a cargo ship ✅\n\n\nA high number of contagious tourists coming in from China ✅\n\n\nA defeated president's supporters storm a country's government buildings ✅\n\n\nYep, sounds familiar alright.", ">\n\nHistory repeats, no one learns from the past.", ">\n\nI just heard someone say, \"History doesn't repeat itself, but it does rhyme.\"", ">\n\nTime is a circle from a view except it's more like a staircase. And there's a shake at certain parts. \nHating the trudge upwards and always going around.", ">\n\nVonnegut or mcconaughey?", ">\n\n\"Canal traffic is unaffected, the canal authority's chairman Osama Rabie said.\"", ">\n\nCanal authority is what I call it when my wife bosses me around", ">\n\nNot again.", ">\n\nWhat next, a bowl of petunias?", ">\n\nWhat are you doing step-ship!?", ">\n\nI just need a quick tug.", ">\n\nHooray! Worldwide commerce meltdown again! Oh, wait, no, that one is bad...", ">\n\nSorry, no raises this year because that global thing that happened for a couple of days\n-Corporations", ">\n\nAlso, all of the products and services that aren't significantly impacted are going to receive price hikes regardless- which will stick around well-after the supply chain has normalized. Our ~~suckers~~ customers ~~are too dumb to notice~~ understand that our products and services have great value and we're always doing our best to stay competitive with the other sociopaths in the price-fixed industry.", ">\n\nDammit, again?", ">\n\n“Hey, I’ve seen this one! I’ve seen this one! This is a classic!”", ">\n\nAgain!?", ">\n\nYES! THEY PUT IT BACK!!!", ">\n\nImagine the captains face right now though. Just think. They all hope it won't be them, but it had to be someone.", ">\n\nI've already seen this season.", ">\n\n2023 writers getting lazy now.", ">\n\nI feel like I’ve heard this somewhere before…", ">\n\n:( why did it have to be a Ukrainian grain ship … they need the god damn money and the world needs their god damn grain .", ">\n\nAnd why does China need Ukrainian grain?", ">\n\nI’lll just leave this here.", ">\n\nThank you", ">\n\na.s.h.w.g.a.", ">\n\nThis should be interesting, 2023 off to a good start :)", ">\n\nLooks like a lousy remake of couple of previous years...", ">\n\nHave we even recover from the last?", ">\n\nI already saw this episode…", ">\n\nLet's gooooo.", ">\n\nThese idiots can't captain ships for shit", ">\n\nFrom the article: “It is currently unclear to what extent canal traffic is affected.”\nPretty sure that means it is badly affected.", ">\n\nAlso from the article:\n\nCanal traffic is unaffected, the canal authority's chairman Osama Rabie said.", ">\n\nIm not even lying, they changed/updated the article and now its 4x as long with much more info. Thanks.", ">\n\nI actually thought something like that happened. I don't think you're lying! I mean, that would be a weird thing to lie about.", ">\n\nFor f sake can the US just pay Egypt to build a fing second line already. Pretty sure the US could have paid Egypt to build 12 canals from the last wreck and now here we are again. Seriously Egypt doesn't have the money so just pay for it already so we don't have months long shipping crisis every year.", ">\n\nThis ignores both the history of the existing canal and the current megaprojects unfolding in egypt", ">\n\nWe've got another one, folks! 🎉🎉🎉🎉 (On a serious note, FOR FUCK'S SAKE!)", ">\n\nOh god please, Not again.", ">\n\nI bet my new tote bag was on there.", ">\n\nOn a ship carrying grain from Ukraine to China?", ">\n\n\nCanal traffic is unaffected, the canal authority's chairman Osama Rabie said.", ">\n\nIt’s like deja vu all over again.", ">\n\nAgain?", ">\n\nJesus, not again.", ">\n\noh no... not again.", ">\n\nhaha, yes!\nround 2", ">\n\nOkay, who decided to put history on loop?", ">\n\nCan anyone linke some radar site for ships? So we can track how \"bad\" it is?", ">\n\nOh no, not again.", ">\n\nLet's gooooo!", ">\n\nWe don’t need no stinkin supply chain!", ">\n\nEvergreen 2?", ">\n\nThis was a good episode of The Truman Show.", ">\n\nUkraine still exporting to China . Unfuckin real", ">\n\nGreat, now I will have to wait even longer for my container full of rubber dog poo", ">\n\nHere we go again...\nWhat do we do with a drunken sailor? What do we do we do with a drunken sailor? What do we do with a drunken sailor, early in the morning?", ">\n\nThrow em in the brig until they're sober", ">\n\nFeed 'em to the hungry rats for dinner.", ">\n\nPut them in bed with the captain's daughter", ">\n\nHave you seen the captain’s daughter (early in the morning)?", ">\n\nSober?", ">\n\nBetween this and the other things happening around the world it's like watching the events of the past 2-3 years replaying themselves.", ">\n\n\n\nShip stuck at the Suez Canal ✅\n\n\nA high number of contagious tourists coming in from China ✅\n\n\nA defeated president's supporters storm a country's government buildings ✅\n\n\nYep, sounds familiar alright.", ">\n\nHistory repeats, no one learns from the past.", ">\n\nI just heard someone say, \"History doesn't repeat itself, but it does rhyme.\"", ">\n\nRepeat Rap Battles of History! \n2020! Vs! 2023!\nBEGIN!", ">\n\nGreat now I gotta go listen to 40 ERBoH videos", ">\n\n\"Canal traffic is unaffected, the canal authority's chairman Osama Rabie said.\"", ">\n\nCanal authority is what I call it when my wife bosses me around", ">\n\nNo that one is without the C", ">\n\nNo, what you mean is when the morning coffee takes control", ">\n\nNot again.", ">\n\nWhat next, a bowl of petunias?", ">\n\n“Hey, I’ve seen this one! I’ve seen this one! This is a classic!”", ">\n\nWhat do you mean you’ve seen it, it’s brand new?", ">\n\nWhat are you doing step-ship!?", ">\n\nI just need a quick tug.", ">\n\nAgain!?", ">\n\nHooray! Worldwide commerce meltdown again! Oh, wait, no, that one is bad...", ">\n\nSorry, no raises this year because that global thing that happened for a couple of days\n-Corporations", ">\n\nAlso, all of the products and services that aren't significantly impacted are going to receive price hikes regardless- which will stick around well-after the supply chain has normalized. Our ~~suckers~~ customers ~~are too dumb to notice~~ understand that our products and services have great value and we're always doing our best to stay competitive with the other sociopaths in the price-fixed industry.", ">\n\nDammit, again?", ">\n\nYES! THEY PUT IT BACK!!!", ">\n\nThis should be interesting, 2023 off to a good start :)", ">\n\nLooks like a lousy remake of couple of previous years...", ">\n\nI've already seen this season.", ">\n\nI feel like I’ve heard this somewhere before…", ">\n\nSounds like no one read the article... They were able to get the ship unstuck, and it didn't sound like it caused any blockage. So nothing to worry about, and nothing like the last blockage.", ">\n\nImagine the captains face right now though. Just think. They all hope it won't be them, but it had to be someone.", ">\n\n2023 writers getting lazy now.", ">\n\nHave we even recover from the last?", ">\n\nI already saw this episode…", ">\n\nIt got up and left, why is everyone confused?", ">\n\nNobody asked for a sequel to Attack of the Crab Monsters (1957).", ">\n\nI’lll just leave this here.", ">\n\nThank you", ">\n\na.s.h.w.g.a.", ">\n\nLet's gooooo.", ">\n\nGreat, now I will have to wait even longer for my container full of rubber dog poo", ">\n\nIt has been resolved already: source", ">\n\nThis new is breaking!", ">\n\n*again", ">\n\nWell this year is off to a GREAT start.", ">\n\n:( why did it have to be a Ukrainian grain ship … they need the god damn money and the world needs their god damn grain .", ">\n\nAnd why does China need Ukrainian grain?", ">\n\nSo people dont starve ?", ">\n\nI didn't realize that such a massive industrial country as China needs grain import to not starve.", ">\n\nFrom the article: “It is currently unclear to what extent canal traffic is affected.”\nPretty sure that means it is badly affected.", ">\n\nAlso from the article:\n\nCanal traffic is unaffected, the canal authority's chairman Osama Rabie said.", ">\n\nIm not even lying, they changed/updated the article and now its 4x as long with much more info. Thanks.", ">\n\nI actually thought something like that happened. I don't think you're lying! I mean, that would be a weird thing to lie about.", ">\n\nThese idiots can't captain ships for shit", ">\n\nUkraine still exporting to China . Unfuckin real", ">\n\nFor f sake can the US just pay Egypt to build a fing second line already. Pretty sure the US could have paid Egypt to build 12 canals from the last wreck and now here we are again. Seriously Egypt doesn't have the money so just pay for it already so we don't have months long shipping crisis every year.", ">\n\nThis ignores both the history of the existing canal and the current megaprojects unfolding in egypt", ">\n\nWe've got another one, folks! 🎉🎉🎉🎉 (On a serious note, FOR FUCK'S SAKE!)", ">\n\nOh god please, Not again.", ">\n\nI bet my new tote bag was on there.", ">\n\nOn a ship carrying grain from Ukraine to China?", ">\n\n\nCanal traffic is unaffected, the canal authority's chairman Osama Rabie said.", ">\n\nIt’s like deja vu all over again.", ">\n\nAgain?", ">\n\nJesus, not again.", ">\n\noh no... not again.", ">\n\nhaha, yes!\nround 2", ">\n\nOkay, who decided to put history on loop?", ">\n\nCan anyone linke some radar site for ships? So we can track how \"bad\" it is?", ">\n\nOh no, not again.", ">\n\nLet's gooooo!", ">\n\nWe don’t need no stinkin supply chain!", ">\n\nEvergreen 2?", ">\n\nThis was a good episode of The Truman Show.", ">\n\nDe ja vu", ">\n\nLooks like they'll have to make it even wider for the influx of inexperienced shipping crews in the industry.", ">\n\nDeja Vu anyone?", ">\n\nSeriously, how often does this happens?", ">\n\nAgain?", ">\n\nIt’s even funnier the second time!!", ">\n\nPlease not with my stuff in it. Please.", ">\n\nBetween this and the other things happening around the world it's like watching the events of the past 2-3 years replaying themselves.", ">\n\n\n\nShip stuck at the Suez Canal ✅\n\n\nA high number of contagious tourists coming in from China ✅\n\n\nA defeated president's supporters storm a country's government buildings ✅\n\n\nYep, sounds familiar alright.", ">\n\nHistory repeats, no one learns from the past.", ">\n\nI just heard someone say, \"History doesn't repeat itself, but it does rhyme.\"", ">\n\nTime is a circle from a view except it's more like a staircase. And there's a shake at certain parts. \nHating the trudge upwards and always going around.", ">\n\nVonnegut or mcconaughey?", ">\n\n\"Canal traffic is unaffected, the canal authority's chairman Osama Rabie said.\"", ">\n\nCanal authority is what I call it when my wife bosses me around", ">\n\nNo that one is without the C", ">\n\nNo, what you mean is when the morning coffee takes control", ">\n\nHere we go again...\nWhat do we do with a drunken sailor? What do we do we do with a drunken sailor? What do we do with a drunken sailor, early in the morning?", ">\n\nThrow em in the brig until they're sober", ">\n\nFeed 'em to the hungry rats for dinner.", ">\n\nPut them in bed with the captain's daughter", ">\n\nHave you seen the captain’s daughter (early in the morning)?", ">\n\nShave his belly with a rusty razor", ">\n\n“Hey, I’ve seen this one! I’ve seen this one! This is a classic!”", ">\n\nWhat do you mean you’ve seen it, it’s brand new?", ">\n\nWhat’s a rerun?", ">\n\nWhat are you doing step-ship!?", ">\n\nIt doesn't take much with you people.", ">\n\nAhaa but you got the referrence still! 😆", ">\n\nNot again.", ">\n\nWhat next, a bowl of petunias?", ">\n\ndunno, time to start eating a bat's soup from a chinese wetmarket", ">\n\nAgain!?", ">\n\nHooray! Worldwide commerce meltdown again! Oh, wait, no, that one is bad...", ">\n\nYeah hopefully it gets resolved quick, more supply chain issues are not what we need right now", ">\n\nA quick scan of the article says it doesn't affect traffic.... I know reading isn't fun though.", ">\n\nIt has now been cleared!" ]

[ "Here we go again...\nWhat do we do with a drunken sailor? What do we do we do with a drunken sailor? What do we do with a drunken sailor, early in the morning?", ">\n\nThrow em in the brig until they're sober", ">\n\nFeed 'em to the hungry rats for dinner.", ">\n\nAnd this is why I'll need to listen to the Drunken Whaler on repeat for some amount of time.", ">\n\nBetween this and the other things happening around the world it's like watching the events of the past 2-3 years replaying themselves.", ">\n\n\n\nSuez Canal blocked by a cargo ship ✅\n\n\nA high number of contagious tourists coming in from China ✅\n\n\nA defeated president's supporters storm a country's government buildings ✅\n\n\nYep, sounds familiar alright.", ">\n\nHistory repeats, no one learns from the past.", ">\n\nI just heard someone say, \"History doesn't repeat itself, but it does rhyme.\"", ">\n\nTime is a circle from a view except it's more like a staircase. And there's a shake at certain parts. \nHating the trudge upwards and always going around.", ">\n\nVonnegut or mcconaughey?", ">\n\n\"Canal traffic is unaffected, the canal authority's chairman Osama Rabie said.\"", ">\n\nCanal authority is what I call it when my wife bosses me around", ">\n\nNot again.", ">\n\nWhat next, a bowl of petunias?", ">\n\nWhat are you doing step-ship!?", ">\n\nI just need a quick tug.", ">\n\nHooray! Worldwide commerce meltdown again! Oh, wait, no, that one is bad...", ">\n\nSorry, no raises this year because that global thing that happened for a couple of days\n-Corporations", ">\n\nAlso, all of the products and services that aren't significantly impacted are going to receive price hikes regardless- which will stick around well-after the supply chain has normalized. Our ~~suckers~~ customers ~~are too dumb to notice~~ understand that our products and services have great value and we're always doing our best to stay competitive with the other sociopaths in the price-fixed industry.", ">\n\nDammit, again?", ">\n\n“Hey, I’ve seen this one! I’ve seen this one! This is a classic!”", ">\n\nAgain!?", ">\n\nYES! THEY PUT IT BACK!!!", ">\n\nImagine the captains face right now though. Just think. They all hope it won't be them, but it had to be someone.", ">\n\nI've already seen this season.", ">\n\n2023 writers getting lazy now.", ">\n\nI feel like I’ve heard this somewhere before…", ">\n\n:( why did it have to be a Ukrainian grain ship … they need the god damn money and the world needs their god damn grain .", ">\n\nAnd why does China need Ukrainian grain?", ">\n\nI’lll just leave this here.", ">\n\nThank you", ">\n\na.s.h.w.g.a.", ">\n\nThis should be interesting, 2023 off to a good start :)", ">\n\nLooks like a lousy remake of couple of previous years...", ">\n\nHave we even recover from the last?", ">\n\nI already saw this episode…", ">\n\nLet's gooooo.", ">\n\nThese idiots can't captain ships for shit", ">\n\nFrom the article: “It is currently unclear to what extent canal traffic is affected.”\nPretty sure that means it is badly affected.", ">\n\nAlso from the article:\n\nCanal traffic is unaffected, the canal authority's chairman Osama Rabie said.", ">\n\nIm not even lying, they changed/updated the article and now its 4x as long with much more info. Thanks.", ">\n\nI actually thought something like that happened. I don't think you're lying! I mean, that would be a weird thing to lie about.", ">\n\nFor f sake can the US just pay Egypt to build a fing second line already. Pretty sure the US could have paid Egypt to build 12 canals from the last wreck and now here we are again. Seriously Egypt doesn't have the money so just pay for it already so we don't have months long shipping crisis every year.", ">\n\nThis ignores both the history of the existing canal and the current megaprojects unfolding in egypt", ">\n\nWe've got another one, folks! 🎉🎉🎉🎉 (On a serious note, FOR FUCK'S SAKE!)", ">\n\nOh god please, Not again.", ">\n\nI bet my new tote bag was on there.", ">\n\nOn a ship carrying grain from Ukraine to China?", ">\n\n\nCanal traffic is unaffected, the canal authority's chairman Osama Rabie said.", ">\n\nIt’s like deja vu all over again.", ">\n\nAgain?", ">\n\nJesus, not again.", ">\n\noh no... not again.", ">\n\nhaha, yes!\nround 2", ">\n\nOkay, who decided to put history on loop?", ">\n\nCan anyone linke some radar site for ships? So we can track how \"bad\" it is?", ">\n\nOh no, not again.", ">\n\nLet's gooooo!", ">\n\nWe don’t need no stinkin supply chain!", ">\n\nEvergreen 2?", ">\n\nThis was a good episode of The Truman Show.", ">\n\nUkraine still exporting to China . Unfuckin real", ">\n\nGreat, now I will have to wait even longer for my container full of rubber dog poo", ">\n\nHere we go again...\nWhat do we do with a drunken sailor? What do we do we do with a drunken sailor? What do we do with a drunken sailor, early in the morning?", ">\n\nThrow em in the brig until they're sober", ">\n\nFeed 'em to the hungry rats for dinner.", ">\n\nPut them in bed with the captain's daughter", ">\n\nHave you seen the captain’s daughter (early in the morning)?", ">\n\nSober?", ">\n\nBetween this and the other things happening around the world it's like watching the events of the past 2-3 years replaying themselves.", ">\n\n\n\nShip stuck at the Suez Canal ✅\n\n\nA high number of contagious tourists coming in from China ✅\n\n\nA defeated president's supporters storm a country's government buildings ✅\n\n\nYep, sounds familiar alright.", ">\n\nHistory repeats, no one learns from the past.", ">\n\nI just heard someone say, \"History doesn't repeat itself, but it does rhyme.\"", ">\n\nRepeat Rap Battles of History! \n2020! Vs! 2023!\nBEGIN!", ">\n\nGreat now I gotta go listen to 40 ERBoH videos", ">\n\n\"Canal traffic is unaffected, the canal authority's chairman Osama Rabie said.\"", ">\n\nCanal authority is what I call it when my wife bosses me around", ">\n\nNo that one is without the C", ">\n\nNo, what you mean is when the morning coffee takes control", ">\n\nNot again.", ">\n\nWhat next, a bowl of petunias?", ">\n\n“Hey, I’ve seen this one! I’ve seen this one! This is a classic!”", ">\n\nWhat do you mean you’ve seen it, it’s brand new?", ">\n\nWhat are you doing step-ship!?", ">\n\nI just need a quick tug.", ">\n\nAgain!?", ">\n\nHooray! Worldwide commerce meltdown again! Oh, wait, no, that one is bad...", ">\n\nSorry, no raises this year because that global thing that happened for a couple of days\n-Corporations", ">\n\nAlso, all of the products and services that aren't significantly impacted are going to receive price hikes regardless- which will stick around well-after the supply chain has normalized. Our ~~suckers~~ customers ~~are too dumb to notice~~ understand that our products and services have great value and we're always doing our best to stay competitive with the other sociopaths in the price-fixed industry.", ">\n\nDammit, again?", ">\n\nYES! THEY PUT IT BACK!!!", ">\n\nThis should be interesting, 2023 off to a good start :)", ">\n\nLooks like a lousy remake of couple of previous years...", ">\n\nI've already seen this season.", ">\n\nI feel like I’ve heard this somewhere before…", ">\n\nSounds like no one read the article... They were able to get the ship unstuck, and it didn't sound like it caused any blockage. So nothing to worry about, and nothing like the last blockage.", ">\n\nImagine the captains face right now though. Just think. They all hope it won't be them, but it had to be someone.", ">\n\n2023 writers getting lazy now.", ">\n\nHave we even recover from the last?", ">\n\nI already saw this episode…", ">\n\nIt got up and left, why is everyone confused?", ">\n\nNobody asked for a sequel to Attack of the Crab Monsters (1957).", ">\n\nI’lll just leave this here.", ">\n\nThank you", ">\n\na.s.h.w.g.a.", ">\n\nLet's gooooo.", ">\n\nGreat, now I will have to wait even longer for my container full of rubber dog poo", ">\n\nIt has been resolved already: source", ">\n\nThis new is breaking!", ">\n\n*again", ">\n\nWell this year is off to a GREAT start.", ">\n\n:( why did it have to be a Ukrainian grain ship … they need the god damn money and the world needs their god damn grain .", ">\n\nAnd why does China need Ukrainian grain?", ">\n\nSo people dont starve ?", ">\n\nI didn't realize that such a massive industrial country as China needs grain import to not starve.", ">\n\nFrom the article: “It is currently unclear to what extent canal traffic is affected.”\nPretty sure that means it is badly affected.", ">\n\nAlso from the article:\n\nCanal traffic is unaffected, the canal authority's chairman Osama Rabie said.", ">\n\nIm not even lying, they changed/updated the article and now its 4x as long with much more info. Thanks.", ">\n\nI actually thought something like that happened. I don't think you're lying! I mean, that would be a weird thing to lie about.", ">\n\nThese idiots can't captain ships for shit", ">\n\nUkraine still exporting to China . Unfuckin real", ">\n\nFor f sake can the US just pay Egypt to build a fing second line already. Pretty sure the US could have paid Egypt to build 12 canals from the last wreck and now here we are again. Seriously Egypt doesn't have the money so just pay for it already so we don't have months long shipping crisis every year.", ">\n\nThis ignores both the history of the existing canal and the current megaprojects unfolding in egypt", ">\n\nWe've got another one, folks! 🎉🎉🎉🎉 (On a serious note, FOR FUCK'S SAKE!)", ">\n\nOh god please, Not again.", ">\n\nI bet my new tote bag was on there.", ">\n\nOn a ship carrying grain from Ukraine to China?", ">\n\n\nCanal traffic is unaffected, the canal authority's chairman Osama Rabie said.", ">\n\nIt’s like deja vu all over again.", ">\n\nAgain?", ">\n\nJesus, not again.", ">\n\noh no... not again.", ">\n\nhaha, yes!\nround 2", ">\n\nOkay, who decided to put history on loop?", ">\n\nCan anyone linke some radar site for ships? So we can track how \"bad\" it is?", ">\n\nOh no, not again.", ">\n\nLet's gooooo!", ">\n\nWe don’t need no stinkin supply chain!", ">\n\nEvergreen 2?", ">\n\nThis was a good episode of The Truman Show.", ">\n\nDe ja vu", ">\n\nLooks like they'll have to make it even wider for the influx of inexperienced shipping crews in the industry.", ">\n\nDeja Vu anyone?", ">\n\nSeriously, how often does this happens?", ">\n\nAgain?", ">\n\nIt’s even funnier the second time!!", ">\n\nPlease not with my stuff in it. Please.", ">\n\nBetween this and the other things happening around the world it's like watching the events of the past 2-3 years replaying themselves.", ">\n\n\n\nShip stuck at the Suez Canal ✅\n\n\nA high number of contagious tourists coming in from China ✅\n\n\nA defeated president's supporters storm a country's government buildings ✅\n\n\nYep, sounds familiar alright.", ">\n\nHistory repeats, no one learns from the past.", ">\n\nI just heard someone say, \"History doesn't repeat itself, but it does rhyme.\"", ">\n\nTime is a circle from a view except it's more like a staircase. And there's a shake at certain parts. \nHating the trudge upwards and always going around.", ">\n\nVonnegut or mcconaughey?", ">\n\n\"Canal traffic is unaffected, the canal authority's chairman Osama Rabie said.\"", ">\n\nCanal authority is what I call it when my wife bosses me around", ">\n\nNo that one is without the C", ">\n\nNo, what you mean is when the morning coffee takes control", ">\n\nHere we go again...\nWhat do we do with a drunken sailor? What do we do we do with a drunken sailor? What do we do with a drunken sailor, early in the morning?", ">\n\nThrow em in the brig until they're sober", ">\n\nFeed 'em to the hungry rats for dinner.", ">\n\nPut them in bed with the captain's daughter", ">\n\nHave you seen the captain’s daughter (early in the morning)?", ">\n\nShave his belly with a rusty razor", ">\n\n“Hey, I’ve seen this one! I’ve seen this one! This is a classic!”", ">\n\nWhat do you mean you’ve seen it, it’s brand new?", ">\n\nWhat’s a rerun?", ">\n\nWhat are you doing step-ship!?", ">\n\nIt doesn't take much with you people.", ">\n\nAhaa but you got the referrence still! 😆", ">\n\nNot again.", ">\n\nWhat next, a bowl of petunias?", ">\n\ndunno, time to start eating a bat's soup from a chinese wetmarket", ">\n\nAgain!?", ">\n\nHooray! Worldwide commerce meltdown again! Oh, wait, no, that one is bad...", ">\n\nYeah hopefully it gets resolved quick, more supply chain issues are not what we need right now", ">\n\nA quick scan of the article says it doesn't affect traffic.... I know reading isn't fun though.", ">\n\nIt has now been cleared!", ">\n\nDammit, again?" ]

[ "Here we go again...\nWhat do we do with a drunken sailor? What do we do we do with a drunken sailor? What do we do with a drunken sailor, early in the morning?", ">\n\nThrow em in the brig until they're sober", ">\n\nFeed 'em to the hungry rats for dinner.", ">\n\nAnd this is why I'll need to listen to the Drunken Whaler on repeat for some amount of time.", ">\n\nBetween this and the other things happening around the world it's like watching the events of the past 2-3 years replaying themselves.", ">\n\n\n\nSuez Canal blocked by a cargo ship ✅\n\n\nA high number of contagious tourists coming in from China ✅\n\n\nA defeated president's supporters storm a country's government buildings ✅\n\n\nYep, sounds familiar alright.", ">\n\nHistory repeats, no one learns from the past.", ">\n\nI just heard someone say, \"History doesn't repeat itself, but it does rhyme.\"", ">\n\nTime is a circle from a view except it's more like a staircase. And there's a shake at certain parts. \nHating the trudge upwards and always going around.", ">\n\nVonnegut or mcconaughey?", ">\n\n\"Canal traffic is unaffected, the canal authority's chairman Osama Rabie said.\"", ">\n\nCanal authority is what I call it when my wife bosses me around", ">\n\nNot again.", ">\n\nWhat next, a bowl of petunias?", ">\n\nWhat are you doing step-ship!?", ">\n\nI just need a quick tug.", ">\n\nHooray! Worldwide commerce meltdown again! Oh, wait, no, that one is bad...", ">\n\nSorry, no raises this year because that global thing that happened for a couple of days\n-Corporations", ">\n\nAlso, all of the products and services that aren't significantly impacted are going to receive price hikes regardless- which will stick around well-after the supply chain has normalized. Our ~~suckers~~ customers ~~are too dumb to notice~~ understand that our products and services have great value and we're always doing our best to stay competitive with the other sociopaths in the price-fixed industry.", ">\n\nDammit, again?", ">\n\n“Hey, I’ve seen this one! I’ve seen this one! This is a classic!”", ">\n\nAgain!?", ">\n\nYES! THEY PUT IT BACK!!!", ">\n\nImagine the captains face right now though. Just think. They all hope it won't be them, but it had to be someone.", ">\n\nI've already seen this season.", ">\n\n2023 writers getting lazy now.", ">\n\nI feel like I’ve heard this somewhere before…", ">\n\n:( why did it have to be a Ukrainian grain ship … they need the god damn money and the world needs their god damn grain .", ">\n\nAnd why does China need Ukrainian grain?", ">\n\nI’lll just leave this here.", ">\n\nThank you", ">\n\na.s.h.w.g.a.", ">\n\nThis should be interesting, 2023 off to a good start :)", ">\n\nLooks like a lousy remake of couple of previous years...", ">\n\nHave we even recover from the last?", ">\n\nI already saw this episode…", ">\n\nLet's gooooo.", ">\n\nThese idiots can't captain ships for shit", ">\n\nFrom the article: “It is currently unclear to what extent canal traffic is affected.”\nPretty sure that means it is badly affected.", ">\n\nAlso from the article:\n\nCanal traffic is unaffected, the canal authority's chairman Osama Rabie said.", ">\n\nIm not even lying, they changed/updated the article and now its 4x as long with much more info. Thanks.", ">\n\nI actually thought something like that happened. I don't think you're lying! I mean, that would be a weird thing to lie about.", ">\n\nFor f sake can the US just pay Egypt to build a fing second line already. Pretty sure the US could have paid Egypt to build 12 canals from the last wreck and now here we are again. Seriously Egypt doesn't have the money so just pay for it already so we don't have months long shipping crisis every year.", ">\n\nThis ignores both the history of the existing canal and the current megaprojects unfolding in egypt", ">\n\nWe've got another one, folks! 🎉🎉🎉🎉 (On a serious note, FOR FUCK'S SAKE!)", ">\n\nOh god please, Not again.", ">\n\nI bet my new tote bag was on there.", ">\n\nOn a ship carrying grain from Ukraine to China?", ">\n\n\nCanal traffic is unaffected, the canal authority's chairman Osama Rabie said.", ">\n\nIt’s like deja vu all over again.", ">\n\nAgain?", ">\n\nJesus, not again.", ">\n\noh no... not again.", ">\n\nhaha, yes!\nround 2", ">\n\nOkay, who decided to put history on loop?", ">\n\nCan anyone linke some radar site for ships? So we can track how \"bad\" it is?", ">\n\nOh no, not again.", ">\n\nLet's gooooo!", ">\n\nWe don’t need no stinkin supply chain!", ">\n\nEvergreen 2?", ">\n\nThis was a good episode of The Truman Show.", ">\n\nUkraine still exporting to China . Unfuckin real", ">\n\nGreat, now I will have to wait even longer for my container full of rubber dog poo", ">\n\nHere we go again...\nWhat do we do with a drunken sailor? What do we do we do with a drunken sailor? What do we do with a drunken sailor, early in the morning?", ">\n\nThrow em in the brig until they're sober", ">\n\nFeed 'em to the hungry rats for dinner.", ">\n\nPut them in bed with the captain's daughter", ">\n\nHave you seen the captain’s daughter (early in the morning)?", ">\n\nSober?", ">\n\nBetween this and the other things happening around the world it's like watching the events of the past 2-3 years replaying themselves.", ">\n\n\n\nShip stuck at the Suez Canal ✅\n\n\nA high number of contagious tourists coming in from China ✅\n\n\nA defeated president's supporters storm a country's government buildings ✅\n\n\nYep, sounds familiar alright.", ">\n\nHistory repeats, no one learns from the past.", ">\n\nI just heard someone say, \"History doesn't repeat itself, but it does rhyme.\"", ">\n\nRepeat Rap Battles of History! \n2020! Vs! 2023!\nBEGIN!", ">\n\nGreat now I gotta go listen to 40 ERBoH videos", ">\n\n\"Canal traffic is unaffected, the canal authority's chairman Osama Rabie said.\"", ">\n\nCanal authority is what I call it when my wife bosses me around", ">\n\nNo that one is without the C", ">\n\nNo, what you mean is when the morning coffee takes control", ">\n\nNot again.", ">\n\nWhat next, a bowl of petunias?", ">\n\n“Hey, I’ve seen this one! I’ve seen this one! This is a classic!”", ">\n\nWhat do you mean you’ve seen it, it’s brand new?", ">\n\nWhat are you doing step-ship!?", ">\n\nI just need a quick tug.", ">\n\nAgain!?", ">\n\nHooray! Worldwide commerce meltdown again! Oh, wait, no, that one is bad...", ">\n\nSorry, no raises this year because that global thing that happened for a couple of days\n-Corporations", ">\n\nAlso, all of the products and services that aren't significantly impacted are going to receive price hikes regardless- which will stick around well-after the supply chain has normalized. Our ~~suckers~~ customers ~~are too dumb to notice~~ understand that our products and services have great value and we're always doing our best to stay competitive with the other sociopaths in the price-fixed industry.", ">\n\nDammit, again?", ">\n\nYES! THEY PUT IT BACK!!!", ">\n\nThis should be interesting, 2023 off to a good start :)", ">\n\nLooks like a lousy remake of couple of previous years...", ">\n\nI've already seen this season.", ">\n\nI feel like I’ve heard this somewhere before…", ">\n\nSounds like no one read the article... They were able to get the ship unstuck, and it didn't sound like it caused any blockage. So nothing to worry about, and nothing like the last blockage.", ">\n\nImagine the captains face right now though. Just think. They all hope it won't be them, but it had to be someone.", ">\n\n2023 writers getting lazy now.", ">\n\nHave we even recover from the last?", ">\n\nI already saw this episode…", ">\n\nIt got up and left, why is everyone confused?", ">\n\nNobody asked for a sequel to Attack of the Crab Monsters (1957).", ">\n\nI’lll just leave this here.", ">\n\nThank you", ">\n\na.s.h.w.g.a.", ">\n\nLet's gooooo.", ">\n\nGreat, now I will have to wait even longer for my container full of rubber dog poo", ">\n\nIt has been resolved already: source", ">\n\nThis new is breaking!", ">\n\n*again", ">\n\nWell this year is off to a GREAT start.", ">\n\n:( why did it have to be a Ukrainian grain ship … they need the god damn money and the world needs their god damn grain .", ">\n\nAnd why does China need Ukrainian grain?", ">\n\nSo people dont starve ?", ">\n\nI didn't realize that such a massive industrial country as China needs grain import to not starve.", ">\n\nFrom the article: “It is currently unclear to what extent canal traffic is affected.”\nPretty sure that means it is badly affected.", ">\n\nAlso from the article:\n\nCanal traffic is unaffected, the canal authority's chairman Osama Rabie said.", ">\n\nIm not even lying, they changed/updated the article and now its 4x as long with much more info. Thanks.", ">\n\nI actually thought something like that happened. I don't think you're lying! I mean, that would be a weird thing to lie about.", ">\n\nThese idiots can't captain ships for shit", ">\n\nUkraine still exporting to China . Unfuckin real", ">\n\nFor f sake can the US just pay Egypt to build a fing second line already. Pretty sure the US could have paid Egypt to build 12 canals from the last wreck and now here we are again. Seriously Egypt doesn't have the money so just pay for it already so we don't have months long shipping crisis every year.", ">\n\nThis ignores both the history of the existing canal and the current megaprojects unfolding in egypt", ">\n\nWe've got another one, folks! 🎉🎉🎉🎉 (On a serious note, FOR FUCK'S SAKE!)", ">\n\nOh god please, Not again.", ">\n\nI bet my new tote bag was on there.", ">\n\nOn a ship carrying grain from Ukraine to China?", ">\n\n\nCanal traffic is unaffected, the canal authority's chairman Osama Rabie said.", ">\n\nIt’s like deja vu all over again.", ">\n\nAgain?", ">\n\nJesus, not again.", ">\n\noh no... not again.", ">\n\nhaha, yes!\nround 2", ">\n\nOkay, who decided to put history on loop?", ">\n\nCan anyone linke some radar site for ships? So we can track how \"bad\" it is?", ">\n\nOh no, not again.", ">\n\nLet's gooooo!", ">\n\nWe don’t need no stinkin supply chain!", ">\n\nEvergreen 2?", ">\n\nThis was a good episode of The Truman Show.", ">\n\nDe ja vu", ">\n\nLooks like they'll have to make it even wider for the influx of inexperienced shipping crews in the industry.", ">\n\nDeja Vu anyone?", ">\n\nSeriously, how often does this happens?", ">\n\nAgain?", ">\n\nIt’s even funnier the second time!!", ">\n\nPlease not with my stuff in it. Please.", ">\n\nBetween this and the other things happening around the world it's like watching the events of the past 2-3 years replaying themselves.", ">\n\n\n\nShip stuck at the Suez Canal ✅\n\n\nA high number of contagious tourists coming in from China ✅\n\n\nA defeated president's supporters storm a country's government buildings ✅\n\n\nYep, sounds familiar alright.", ">\n\nHistory repeats, no one learns from the past.", ">\n\nI just heard someone say, \"History doesn't repeat itself, but it does rhyme.\"", ">\n\nTime is a circle from a view except it's more like a staircase. And there's a shake at certain parts. \nHating the trudge upwards and always going around.", ">\n\nVonnegut or mcconaughey?", ">\n\n\"Canal traffic is unaffected, the canal authority's chairman Osama Rabie said.\"", ">\n\nCanal authority is what I call it when my wife bosses me around", ">\n\nNo that one is without the C", ">\n\nNo, what you mean is when the morning coffee takes control", ">\n\nHere we go again...\nWhat do we do with a drunken sailor? What do we do we do with a drunken sailor? What do we do with a drunken sailor, early in the morning?", ">\n\nThrow em in the brig until they're sober", ">\n\nFeed 'em to the hungry rats for dinner.", ">\n\nPut them in bed with the captain's daughter", ">\n\nHave you seen the captain’s daughter (early in the morning)?", ">\n\nShave his belly with a rusty razor", ">\n\n“Hey, I’ve seen this one! I’ve seen this one! This is a classic!”", ">\n\nWhat do you mean you’ve seen it, it’s brand new?", ">\n\nWhat’s a rerun?", ">\n\nWhat are you doing step-ship!?", ">\n\nIt doesn't take much with you people.", ">\n\nAhaa but you got the referrence still! 😆", ">\n\nNot again.", ">\n\nWhat next, a bowl of petunias?", ">\n\ndunno, time to start eating a bat's soup from a chinese wetmarket", ">\n\nAgain!?", ">\n\nHooray! Worldwide commerce meltdown again! Oh, wait, no, that one is bad...", ">\n\nYeah hopefully it gets resolved quick, more supply chain issues are not what we need right now", ">\n\nA quick scan of the article says it doesn't affect traffic.... I know reading isn't fun though.", ">\n\nIt has now been cleared!", ">\n\nDammit, again?", ">\n\nYES! THEY PUT IT BACK!!!" ]

[ "Here we go again...\nWhat do we do with a drunken sailor? What do we do we do with a drunken sailor? What do we do with a drunken sailor, early in the morning?", ">\n\nThrow em in the brig until they're sober", ">\n\nFeed 'em to the hungry rats for dinner.", ">\n\nAnd this is why I'll need to listen to the Drunken Whaler on repeat for some amount of time.", ">\n\nBetween this and the other things happening around the world it's like watching the events of the past 2-3 years replaying themselves.", ">\n\n\n\nSuez Canal blocked by a cargo ship ✅\n\n\nA high number of contagious tourists coming in from China ✅\n\n\nA defeated president's supporters storm a country's government buildings ✅\n\n\nYep, sounds familiar alright.", ">\n\nHistory repeats, no one learns from the past.", ">\n\nI just heard someone say, \"History doesn't repeat itself, but it does rhyme.\"", ">\n\nTime is a circle from a view except it's more like a staircase. And there's a shake at certain parts. \nHating the trudge upwards and always going around.", ">\n\nVonnegut or mcconaughey?", ">\n\n\"Canal traffic is unaffected, the canal authority's chairman Osama Rabie said.\"", ">\n\nCanal authority is what I call it when my wife bosses me around", ">\n\nNot again.", ">\n\nWhat next, a bowl of petunias?", ">\n\nWhat are you doing step-ship!?", ">\n\nI just need a quick tug.", ">\n\nHooray! Worldwide commerce meltdown again! Oh, wait, no, that one is bad...", ">\n\nSorry, no raises this year because that global thing that happened for a couple of days\n-Corporations", ">\n\nAlso, all of the products and services that aren't significantly impacted are going to receive price hikes regardless- which will stick around well-after the supply chain has normalized. Our ~~suckers~~ customers ~~are too dumb to notice~~ understand that our products and services have great value and we're always doing our best to stay competitive with the other sociopaths in the price-fixed industry.", ">\n\nDammit, again?", ">\n\n“Hey, I’ve seen this one! I’ve seen this one! This is a classic!”", ">\n\nAgain!?", ">\n\nYES! THEY PUT IT BACK!!!", ">\n\nImagine the captains face right now though. Just think. They all hope it won't be them, but it had to be someone.", ">\n\nI've already seen this season.", ">\n\n2023 writers getting lazy now.", ">\n\nI feel like I’ve heard this somewhere before…", ">\n\n:( why did it have to be a Ukrainian grain ship … they need the god damn money and the world needs their god damn grain .", ">\n\nAnd why does China need Ukrainian grain?", ">\n\nI’lll just leave this here.", ">\n\nThank you", ">\n\na.s.h.w.g.a.", ">\n\nThis should be interesting, 2023 off to a good start :)", ">\n\nLooks like a lousy remake of couple of previous years...", ">\n\nHave we even recover from the last?", ">\n\nI already saw this episode…", ">\n\nLet's gooooo.", ">\n\nThese idiots can't captain ships for shit", ">\n\nFrom the article: “It is currently unclear to what extent canal traffic is affected.”\nPretty sure that means it is badly affected.", ">\n\nAlso from the article:\n\nCanal traffic is unaffected, the canal authority's chairman Osama Rabie said.", ">\n\nIm not even lying, they changed/updated the article and now its 4x as long with much more info. Thanks.", ">\n\nI actually thought something like that happened. I don't think you're lying! I mean, that would be a weird thing to lie about.", ">\n\nFor f sake can the US just pay Egypt to build a fing second line already. Pretty sure the US could have paid Egypt to build 12 canals from the last wreck and now here we are again. Seriously Egypt doesn't have the money so just pay for it already so we don't have months long shipping crisis every year.", ">\n\nThis ignores both the history of the existing canal and the current megaprojects unfolding in egypt", ">\n\nWe've got another one, folks! 🎉🎉🎉🎉 (On a serious note, FOR FUCK'S SAKE!)", ">\n\nOh god please, Not again.", ">\n\nI bet my new tote bag was on there.", ">\n\nOn a ship carrying grain from Ukraine to China?", ">\n\n\nCanal traffic is unaffected, the canal authority's chairman Osama Rabie said.", ">\n\nIt’s like deja vu all over again.", ">\n\nAgain?", ">\n\nJesus, not again.", ">\n\noh no... not again.", ">\n\nhaha, yes!\nround 2", ">\n\nOkay, who decided to put history on loop?", ">\n\nCan anyone linke some radar site for ships? So we can track how \"bad\" it is?", ">\n\nOh no, not again.", ">\n\nLet's gooooo!", ">\n\nWe don’t need no stinkin supply chain!", ">\n\nEvergreen 2?", ">\n\nThis was a good episode of The Truman Show.", ">\n\nUkraine still exporting to China . Unfuckin real", ">\n\nGreat, now I will have to wait even longer for my container full of rubber dog poo", ">\n\nHere we go again...\nWhat do we do with a drunken sailor? What do we do we do with a drunken sailor? What do we do with a drunken sailor, early in the morning?", ">\n\nThrow em in the brig until they're sober", ">\n\nFeed 'em to the hungry rats for dinner.", ">\n\nPut them in bed with the captain's daughter", ">\n\nHave you seen the captain’s daughter (early in the morning)?", ">\n\nSober?", ">\n\nBetween this and the other things happening around the world it's like watching the events of the past 2-3 years replaying themselves.", ">\n\n\n\nShip stuck at the Suez Canal ✅\n\n\nA high number of contagious tourists coming in from China ✅\n\n\nA defeated president's supporters storm a country's government buildings ✅\n\n\nYep, sounds familiar alright.", ">\n\nHistory repeats, no one learns from the past.", ">\n\nI just heard someone say, \"History doesn't repeat itself, but it does rhyme.\"", ">\n\nRepeat Rap Battles of History! \n2020! Vs! 2023!\nBEGIN!", ">\n\nGreat now I gotta go listen to 40 ERBoH videos", ">\n\n\"Canal traffic is unaffected, the canal authority's chairman Osama Rabie said.\"", ">\n\nCanal authority is what I call it when my wife bosses me around", ">\n\nNo that one is without the C", ">\n\nNo, what you mean is when the morning coffee takes control", ">\n\nNot again.", ">\n\nWhat next, a bowl of petunias?", ">\n\n“Hey, I’ve seen this one! I’ve seen this one! This is a classic!”", ">\n\nWhat do you mean you’ve seen it, it’s brand new?", ">\n\nWhat are you doing step-ship!?", ">\n\nI just need a quick tug.", ">\n\nAgain!?", ">\n\nHooray! Worldwide commerce meltdown again! Oh, wait, no, that one is bad...", ">\n\nSorry, no raises this year because that global thing that happened for a couple of days\n-Corporations", ">\n\nAlso, all of the products and services that aren't significantly impacted are going to receive price hikes regardless- which will stick around well-after the supply chain has normalized. Our ~~suckers~~ customers ~~are too dumb to notice~~ understand that our products and services have great value and we're always doing our best to stay competitive with the other sociopaths in the price-fixed industry.", ">\n\nDammit, again?", ">\n\nYES! THEY PUT IT BACK!!!", ">\n\nThis should be interesting, 2023 off to a good start :)", ">\n\nLooks like a lousy remake of couple of previous years...", ">\n\nI've already seen this season.", ">\n\nI feel like I’ve heard this somewhere before…", ">\n\nSounds like no one read the article... They were able to get the ship unstuck, and it didn't sound like it caused any blockage. So nothing to worry about, and nothing like the last blockage.", ">\n\nImagine the captains face right now though. Just think. They all hope it won't be them, but it had to be someone.", ">\n\n2023 writers getting lazy now.", ">\n\nHave we even recover from the last?", ">\n\nI already saw this episode…", ">\n\nIt got up and left, why is everyone confused?", ">\n\nNobody asked for a sequel to Attack of the Crab Monsters (1957).", ">\n\nI’lll just leave this here.", ">\n\nThank you", ">\n\na.s.h.w.g.a.", ">\n\nLet's gooooo.", ">\n\nGreat, now I will have to wait even longer for my container full of rubber dog poo", ">\n\nIt has been resolved already: source", ">\n\nThis new is breaking!", ">\n\n*again", ">\n\nWell this year is off to a GREAT start.", ">\n\n:( why did it have to be a Ukrainian grain ship … they need the god damn money and the world needs their god damn grain .", ">\n\nAnd why does China need Ukrainian grain?", ">\n\nSo people dont starve ?", ">\n\nI didn't realize that such a massive industrial country as China needs grain import to not starve.", ">\n\nFrom the article: “It is currently unclear to what extent canal traffic is affected.”\nPretty sure that means it is badly affected.", ">\n\nAlso from the article:\n\nCanal traffic is unaffected, the canal authority's chairman Osama Rabie said.", ">\n\nIm not even lying, they changed/updated the article and now its 4x as long with much more info. Thanks.", ">\n\nI actually thought something like that happened. I don't think you're lying! I mean, that would be a weird thing to lie about.", ">\n\nThese idiots can't captain ships for shit", ">\n\nUkraine still exporting to China . Unfuckin real", ">\n\nFor f sake can the US just pay Egypt to build a fing second line already. Pretty sure the US could have paid Egypt to build 12 canals from the last wreck and now here we are again. Seriously Egypt doesn't have the money so just pay for it already so we don't have months long shipping crisis every year.", ">\n\nThis ignores both the history of the existing canal and the current megaprojects unfolding in egypt", ">\n\nWe've got another one, folks! 🎉🎉🎉🎉 (On a serious note, FOR FUCK'S SAKE!)", ">\n\nOh god please, Not again.", ">\n\nI bet my new tote bag was on there.", ">\n\nOn a ship carrying grain from Ukraine to China?", ">\n\n\nCanal traffic is unaffected, the canal authority's chairman Osama Rabie said.", ">\n\nIt’s like deja vu all over again.", ">\n\nAgain?", ">\n\nJesus, not again.", ">\n\noh no... not again.", ">\n\nhaha, yes!\nround 2", ">\n\nOkay, who decided to put history on loop?", ">\n\nCan anyone linke some radar site for ships? So we can track how \"bad\" it is?", ">\n\nOh no, not again.", ">\n\nLet's gooooo!", ">\n\nWe don’t need no stinkin supply chain!", ">\n\nEvergreen 2?", ">\n\nThis was a good episode of The Truman Show.", ">\n\nDe ja vu", ">\n\nLooks like they'll have to make it even wider for the influx of inexperienced shipping crews in the industry.", ">\n\nDeja Vu anyone?", ">\n\nSeriously, how often does this happens?", ">\n\nAgain?", ">\n\nIt’s even funnier the second time!!", ">\n\nPlease not with my stuff in it. Please.", ">\n\nBetween this and the other things happening around the world it's like watching the events of the past 2-3 years replaying themselves.", ">\n\n\n\nShip stuck at the Suez Canal ✅\n\n\nA high number of contagious tourists coming in from China ✅\n\n\nA defeated president's supporters storm a country's government buildings ✅\n\n\nYep, sounds familiar alright.", ">\n\nHistory repeats, no one learns from the past.", ">\n\nI just heard someone say, \"History doesn't repeat itself, but it does rhyme.\"", ">\n\nTime is a circle from a view except it's more like a staircase. And there's a shake at certain parts. \nHating the trudge upwards and always going around.", ">\n\nVonnegut or mcconaughey?", ">\n\n\"Canal traffic is unaffected, the canal authority's chairman Osama Rabie said.\"", ">\n\nCanal authority is what I call it when my wife bosses me around", ">\n\nNo that one is without the C", ">\n\nNo, what you mean is when the morning coffee takes control", ">\n\nHere we go again...\nWhat do we do with a drunken sailor? What do we do we do with a drunken sailor? What do we do with a drunken sailor, early in the morning?", ">\n\nThrow em in the brig until they're sober", ">\n\nFeed 'em to the hungry rats for dinner.", ">\n\nPut them in bed with the captain's daughter", ">\n\nHave you seen the captain’s daughter (early in the morning)?", ">\n\nShave his belly with a rusty razor", ">\n\n“Hey, I’ve seen this one! I’ve seen this one! This is a classic!”", ">\n\nWhat do you mean you’ve seen it, it’s brand new?", ">\n\nWhat’s a rerun?", ">\n\nWhat are you doing step-ship!?", ">\n\nIt doesn't take much with you people.", ">\n\nAhaa but you got the referrence still! 😆", ">\n\nNot again.", ">\n\nWhat next, a bowl of petunias?", ">\n\ndunno, time to start eating a bat's soup from a chinese wetmarket", ">\n\nAgain!?", ">\n\nHooray! Worldwide commerce meltdown again! Oh, wait, no, that one is bad...", ">\n\nYeah hopefully it gets resolved quick, more supply chain issues are not what we need right now", ">\n\nA quick scan of the article says it doesn't affect traffic.... I know reading isn't fun though.", ">\n\nIt has now been cleared!", ">\n\nDammit, again?", ">\n\nYES! THEY PUT IT BACK!!!", ">\n\nSounds like no one read the article... They were able to get the ship unstuck, and it didn't sound like it caused any blockage. So nothing to worry about, and nothing like the last blockage." ]

[ "Here we go again...\nWhat do we do with a drunken sailor? What do we do we do with a drunken sailor? What do we do with a drunken sailor, early in the morning?", ">\n\nThrow em in the brig until they're sober", ">\n\nFeed 'em to the hungry rats for dinner.", ">\n\nAnd this is why I'll need to listen to the Drunken Whaler on repeat for some amount of time.", ">\n\nBetween this and the other things happening around the world it's like watching the events of the past 2-3 years replaying themselves.", ">\n\n\n\nSuez Canal blocked by a cargo ship ✅\n\n\nA high number of contagious tourists coming in from China ✅\n\n\nA defeated president's supporters storm a country's government buildings ✅\n\n\nYep, sounds familiar alright.", ">\n\nHistory repeats, no one learns from the past.", ">\n\nI just heard someone say, \"History doesn't repeat itself, but it does rhyme.\"", ">\n\nTime is a circle from a view except it's more like a staircase. And there's a shake at certain parts. \nHating the trudge upwards and always going around.", ">\n\nVonnegut or mcconaughey?", ">\n\n\"Canal traffic is unaffected, the canal authority's chairman Osama Rabie said.\"", ">\n\nCanal authority is what I call it when my wife bosses me around", ">\n\nNot again.", ">\n\nWhat next, a bowl of petunias?", ">\n\nWhat are you doing step-ship!?", ">\n\nI just need a quick tug.", ">\n\nHooray! Worldwide commerce meltdown again! Oh, wait, no, that one is bad...", ">\n\nSorry, no raises this year because that global thing that happened for a couple of days\n-Corporations", ">\n\nAlso, all of the products and services that aren't significantly impacted are going to receive price hikes regardless- which will stick around well-after the supply chain has normalized. Our ~~suckers~~ customers ~~are too dumb to notice~~ understand that our products and services have great value and we're always doing our best to stay competitive with the other sociopaths in the price-fixed industry.", ">\n\nDammit, again?", ">\n\n“Hey, I’ve seen this one! I’ve seen this one! This is a classic!”", ">\n\nAgain!?", ">\n\nYES! THEY PUT IT BACK!!!", ">\n\nImagine the captains face right now though. Just think. They all hope it won't be them, but it had to be someone.", ">\n\nI've already seen this season.", ">\n\n2023 writers getting lazy now.", ">\n\nI feel like I’ve heard this somewhere before…", ">\n\n:( why did it have to be a Ukrainian grain ship … they need the god damn money and the world needs their god damn grain .", ">\n\nAnd why does China need Ukrainian grain?", ">\n\nI’lll just leave this here.", ">\n\nThank you", ">\n\na.s.h.w.g.a.", ">\n\nThis should be interesting, 2023 off to a good start :)", ">\n\nLooks like a lousy remake of couple of previous years...", ">\n\nHave we even recover from the last?", ">\n\nI already saw this episode…", ">\n\nLet's gooooo.", ">\n\nThese idiots can't captain ships for shit", ">\n\nFrom the article: “It is currently unclear to what extent canal traffic is affected.”\nPretty sure that means it is badly affected.", ">\n\nAlso from the article:\n\nCanal traffic is unaffected, the canal authority's chairman Osama Rabie said.", ">\n\nIm not even lying, they changed/updated the article and now its 4x as long with much more info. Thanks.", ">\n\nI actually thought something like that happened. I don't think you're lying! I mean, that would be a weird thing to lie about.", ">\n\nFor f sake can the US just pay Egypt to build a fing second line already. Pretty sure the US could have paid Egypt to build 12 canals from the last wreck and now here we are again. Seriously Egypt doesn't have the money so just pay for it already so we don't have months long shipping crisis every year.", ">\n\nThis ignores both the history of the existing canal and the current megaprojects unfolding in egypt", ">\n\nWe've got another one, folks! 🎉🎉🎉🎉 (On a serious note, FOR FUCK'S SAKE!)", ">\n\nOh god please, Not again.", ">\n\nI bet my new tote bag was on there.", ">\n\nOn a ship carrying grain from Ukraine to China?", ">\n\n\nCanal traffic is unaffected, the canal authority's chairman Osama Rabie said.", ">\n\nIt’s like deja vu all over again.", ">\n\nAgain?", ">\n\nJesus, not again.", ">\n\noh no... not again.", ">\n\nhaha, yes!\nround 2", ">\n\nOkay, who decided to put history on loop?", ">\n\nCan anyone linke some radar site for ships? So we can track how \"bad\" it is?", ">\n\nOh no, not again.", ">\n\nLet's gooooo!", ">\n\nWe don’t need no stinkin supply chain!", ">\n\nEvergreen 2?", ">\n\nThis was a good episode of The Truman Show.", ">\n\nUkraine still exporting to China . Unfuckin real", ">\n\nGreat, now I will have to wait even longer for my container full of rubber dog poo", ">\n\nHere we go again...\nWhat do we do with a drunken sailor? What do we do we do with a drunken sailor? What do we do with a drunken sailor, early in the morning?", ">\n\nThrow em in the brig until they're sober", ">\n\nFeed 'em to the hungry rats for dinner.", ">\n\nPut them in bed with the captain's daughter", ">\n\nHave you seen the captain’s daughter (early in the morning)?", ">\n\nSober?", ">\n\nBetween this and the other things happening around the world it's like watching the events of the past 2-3 years replaying themselves.", ">\n\n\n\nShip stuck at the Suez Canal ✅\n\n\nA high number of contagious tourists coming in from China ✅\n\n\nA defeated president's supporters storm a country's government buildings ✅\n\n\nYep, sounds familiar alright.", ">\n\nHistory repeats, no one learns from the past.", ">\n\nI just heard someone say, \"History doesn't repeat itself, but it does rhyme.\"", ">\n\nRepeat Rap Battles of History! \n2020! Vs! 2023!\nBEGIN!", ">\n\nGreat now I gotta go listen to 40 ERBoH videos", ">\n\n\"Canal traffic is unaffected, the canal authority's chairman Osama Rabie said.\"", ">\n\nCanal authority is what I call it when my wife bosses me around", ">\n\nNo that one is without the C", ">\n\nNo, what you mean is when the morning coffee takes control", ">\n\nNot again.", ">\n\nWhat next, a bowl of petunias?", ">\n\n“Hey, I’ve seen this one! I’ve seen this one! This is a classic!”", ">\n\nWhat do you mean you’ve seen it, it’s brand new?", ">\n\nWhat are you doing step-ship!?", ">\n\nI just need a quick tug.", ">\n\nAgain!?", ">\n\nHooray! Worldwide commerce meltdown again! Oh, wait, no, that one is bad...", ">\n\nSorry, no raises this year because that global thing that happened for a couple of days\n-Corporations", ">\n\nAlso, all of the products and services that aren't significantly impacted are going to receive price hikes regardless- which will stick around well-after the supply chain has normalized. Our ~~suckers~~ customers ~~are too dumb to notice~~ understand that our products and services have great value and we're always doing our best to stay competitive with the other sociopaths in the price-fixed industry.", ">\n\nDammit, again?", ">\n\nYES! THEY PUT IT BACK!!!", ">\n\nThis should be interesting, 2023 off to a good start :)", ">\n\nLooks like a lousy remake of couple of previous years...", ">\n\nI've already seen this season.", ">\n\nI feel like I’ve heard this somewhere before…", ">\n\nSounds like no one read the article... They were able to get the ship unstuck, and it didn't sound like it caused any blockage. So nothing to worry about, and nothing like the last blockage.", ">\n\nImagine the captains face right now though. Just think. They all hope it won't be them, but it had to be someone.", ">\n\n2023 writers getting lazy now.", ">\n\nHave we even recover from the last?", ">\n\nI already saw this episode…", ">\n\nIt got up and left, why is everyone confused?", ">\n\nNobody asked for a sequel to Attack of the Crab Monsters (1957).", ">\n\nI’lll just leave this here.", ">\n\nThank you", ">\n\na.s.h.w.g.a.", ">\n\nLet's gooooo.", ">\n\nGreat, now I will have to wait even longer for my container full of rubber dog poo", ">\n\nIt has been resolved already: source", ">\n\nThis new is breaking!", ">\n\n*again", ">\n\nWell this year is off to a GREAT start.", ">\n\n:( why did it have to be a Ukrainian grain ship … they need the god damn money and the world needs their god damn grain .", ">\n\nAnd why does China need Ukrainian grain?", ">\n\nSo people dont starve ?", ">\n\nI didn't realize that such a massive industrial country as China needs grain import to not starve.", ">\n\nFrom the article: “It is currently unclear to what extent canal traffic is affected.”\nPretty sure that means it is badly affected.", ">\n\nAlso from the article:\n\nCanal traffic is unaffected, the canal authority's chairman Osama Rabie said.", ">\n\nIm not even lying, they changed/updated the article and now its 4x as long with much more info. Thanks.", ">\n\nI actually thought something like that happened. I don't think you're lying! I mean, that would be a weird thing to lie about.", ">\n\nThese idiots can't captain ships for shit", ">\n\nUkraine still exporting to China . Unfuckin real", ">\n\nFor f sake can the US just pay Egypt to build a fing second line already. Pretty sure the US could have paid Egypt to build 12 canals from the last wreck and now here we are again. Seriously Egypt doesn't have the money so just pay for it already so we don't have months long shipping crisis every year.", ">\n\nThis ignores both the history of the existing canal and the current megaprojects unfolding in egypt", ">\n\nWe've got another one, folks! 🎉🎉🎉🎉 (On a serious note, FOR FUCK'S SAKE!)", ">\n\nOh god please, Not again.", ">\n\nI bet my new tote bag was on there.", ">\n\nOn a ship carrying grain from Ukraine to China?", ">\n\n\nCanal traffic is unaffected, the canal authority's chairman Osama Rabie said.", ">\n\nIt’s like deja vu all over again.", ">\n\nAgain?", ">\n\nJesus, not again.", ">\n\noh no... not again.", ">\n\nhaha, yes!\nround 2", ">\n\nOkay, who decided to put history on loop?", ">\n\nCan anyone linke some radar site for ships? So we can track how \"bad\" it is?", ">\n\nOh no, not again.", ">\n\nLet's gooooo!", ">\n\nWe don’t need no stinkin supply chain!", ">\n\nEvergreen 2?", ">\n\nThis was a good episode of The Truman Show.", ">\n\nDe ja vu", ">\n\nLooks like they'll have to make it even wider for the influx of inexperienced shipping crews in the industry.", ">\n\nDeja Vu anyone?", ">\n\nSeriously, how often does this happens?", ">\n\nAgain?", ">\n\nIt’s even funnier the second time!!", ">\n\nPlease not with my stuff in it. Please.", ">\n\nBetween this and the other things happening around the world it's like watching the events of the past 2-3 years replaying themselves.", ">\n\n\n\nShip stuck at the Suez Canal ✅\n\n\nA high number of contagious tourists coming in from China ✅\n\n\nA defeated president's supporters storm a country's government buildings ✅\n\n\nYep, sounds familiar alright.", ">\n\nHistory repeats, no one learns from the past.", ">\n\nI just heard someone say, \"History doesn't repeat itself, but it does rhyme.\"", ">\n\nTime is a circle from a view except it's more like a staircase. And there's a shake at certain parts. \nHating the trudge upwards and always going around.", ">\n\nVonnegut or mcconaughey?", ">\n\n\"Canal traffic is unaffected, the canal authority's chairman Osama Rabie said.\"", ">\n\nCanal authority is what I call it when my wife bosses me around", ">\n\nNo that one is without the C", ">\n\nNo, what you mean is when the morning coffee takes control", ">\n\nHere we go again...\nWhat do we do with a drunken sailor? What do we do we do with a drunken sailor? What do we do with a drunken sailor, early in the morning?", ">\n\nThrow em in the brig until they're sober", ">\n\nFeed 'em to the hungry rats for dinner.", ">\n\nPut them in bed with the captain's daughter", ">\n\nHave you seen the captain’s daughter (early in the morning)?", ">\n\nShave his belly with a rusty razor", ">\n\n“Hey, I’ve seen this one! I’ve seen this one! This is a classic!”", ">\n\nWhat do you mean you’ve seen it, it’s brand new?", ">\n\nWhat’s a rerun?", ">\n\nWhat are you doing step-ship!?", ">\n\nIt doesn't take much with you people.", ">\n\nAhaa but you got the referrence still! 😆", ">\n\nNot again.", ">\n\nWhat next, a bowl of petunias?", ">\n\ndunno, time to start eating a bat's soup from a chinese wetmarket", ">\n\nAgain!?", ">\n\nHooray! Worldwide commerce meltdown again! Oh, wait, no, that one is bad...", ">\n\nYeah hopefully it gets resolved quick, more supply chain issues are not what we need right now", ">\n\nA quick scan of the article says it doesn't affect traffic.... I know reading isn't fun though.", ">\n\nIt has now been cleared!", ">\n\nDammit, again?", ">\n\nYES! THEY PUT IT BACK!!!", ">\n\nSounds like no one read the article... They were able to get the ship unstuck, and it didn't sound like it caused any blockage. So nothing to worry about, and nothing like the last blockage.", ">\n\nThis should be interesting, 2023 off to a good start :)" ]

[ "Here we go again...\nWhat do we do with a drunken sailor? What do we do we do with a drunken sailor? What do we do with a drunken sailor, early in the morning?", ">\n\nThrow em in the brig until they're sober", ">\n\nFeed 'em to the hungry rats for dinner.", ">\n\nAnd this is why I'll need to listen to the Drunken Whaler on repeat for some amount of time.", ">\n\nBetween this and the other things happening around the world it's like watching the events of the past 2-3 years replaying themselves.", ">\n\n\n\nSuez Canal blocked by a cargo ship ✅\n\n\nA high number of contagious tourists coming in from China ✅\n\n\nA defeated president's supporters storm a country's government buildings ✅\n\n\nYep, sounds familiar alright.", ">\n\nHistory repeats, no one learns from the past.", ">\n\nI just heard someone say, \"History doesn't repeat itself, but it does rhyme.\"", ">\n\nTime is a circle from a view except it's more like a staircase. And there's a shake at certain parts. \nHating the trudge upwards and always going around.", ">\n\nVonnegut or mcconaughey?", ">\n\n\"Canal traffic is unaffected, the canal authority's chairman Osama Rabie said.\"", ">\n\nCanal authority is what I call it when my wife bosses me around", ">\n\nNot again.", ">\n\nWhat next, a bowl of petunias?", ">\n\nWhat are you doing step-ship!?", ">\n\nI just need a quick tug.", ">\n\nHooray! Worldwide commerce meltdown again! Oh, wait, no, that one is bad...", ">\n\nSorry, no raises this year because that global thing that happened for a couple of days\n-Corporations", ">\n\nAlso, all of the products and services that aren't significantly impacted are going to receive price hikes regardless- which will stick around well-after the supply chain has normalized. Our ~~suckers~~ customers ~~are too dumb to notice~~ understand that our products and services have great value and we're always doing our best to stay competitive with the other sociopaths in the price-fixed industry.", ">\n\nDammit, again?", ">\n\n“Hey, I’ve seen this one! I’ve seen this one! This is a classic!”", ">\n\nAgain!?", ">\n\nYES! THEY PUT IT BACK!!!", ">\n\nImagine the captains face right now though. Just think. They all hope it won't be them, but it had to be someone.", ">\n\nI've already seen this season.", ">\n\n2023 writers getting lazy now.", ">\n\nI feel like I’ve heard this somewhere before…", ">\n\n:( why did it have to be a Ukrainian grain ship … they need the god damn money and the world needs their god damn grain .", ">\n\nAnd why does China need Ukrainian grain?", ">\n\nI’lll just leave this here.", ">\n\nThank you", ">\n\na.s.h.w.g.a.", ">\n\nThis should be interesting, 2023 off to a good start :)", ">\n\nLooks like a lousy remake of couple of previous years...", ">\n\nHave we even recover from the last?", ">\n\nI already saw this episode…", ">\n\nLet's gooooo.", ">\n\nThese idiots can't captain ships for shit", ">\n\nFrom the article: “It is currently unclear to what extent canal traffic is affected.”\nPretty sure that means it is badly affected.", ">\n\nAlso from the article:\n\nCanal traffic is unaffected, the canal authority's chairman Osama Rabie said.", ">\n\nIm not even lying, they changed/updated the article and now its 4x as long with much more info. Thanks.", ">\n\nI actually thought something like that happened. I don't think you're lying! I mean, that would be a weird thing to lie about.", ">\n\nFor f sake can the US just pay Egypt to build a fing second line already. Pretty sure the US could have paid Egypt to build 12 canals from the last wreck and now here we are again. Seriously Egypt doesn't have the money so just pay for it already so we don't have months long shipping crisis every year.", ">\n\nThis ignores both the history of the existing canal and the current megaprojects unfolding in egypt", ">\n\nWe've got another one, folks! 🎉🎉🎉🎉 (On a serious note, FOR FUCK'S SAKE!)", ">\n\nOh god please, Not again.", ">\n\nI bet my new tote bag was on there.", ">\n\nOn a ship carrying grain from Ukraine to China?", ">\n\n\nCanal traffic is unaffected, the canal authority's chairman Osama Rabie said.", ">\n\nIt’s like deja vu all over again.", ">\n\nAgain?", ">\n\nJesus, not again.", ">\n\noh no... not again.", ">\n\nhaha, yes!\nround 2", ">\n\nOkay, who decided to put history on loop?", ">\n\nCan anyone linke some radar site for ships? So we can track how \"bad\" it is?", ">\n\nOh no, not again.", ">\n\nLet's gooooo!", ">\n\nWe don’t need no stinkin supply chain!", ">\n\nEvergreen 2?", ">\n\nThis was a good episode of The Truman Show.", ">\n\nUkraine still exporting to China . Unfuckin real", ">\n\nGreat, now I will have to wait even longer for my container full of rubber dog poo", ">\n\nHere we go again...\nWhat do we do with a drunken sailor? What do we do we do with a drunken sailor? What do we do with a drunken sailor, early in the morning?", ">\n\nThrow em in the brig until they're sober", ">\n\nFeed 'em to the hungry rats for dinner.", ">\n\nPut them in bed with the captain's daughter", ">\n\nHave you seen the captain’s daughter (early in the morning)?", ">\n\nSober?", ">\n\nBetween this and the other things happening around the world it's like watching the events of the past 2-3 years replaying themselves.", ">\n\n\n\nShip stuck at the Suez Canal ✅\n\n\nA high number of contagious tourists coming in from China ✅\n\n\nA defeated president's supporters storm a country's government buildings ✅\n\n\nYep, sounds familiar alright.", ">\n\nHistory repeats, no one learns from the past.", ">\n\nI just heard someone say, \"History doesn't repeat itself, but it does rhyme.\"", ">\n\nRepeat Rap Battles of History! \n2020! Vs! 2023!\nBEGIN!", ">\n\nGreat now I gotta go listen to 40 ERBoH videos", ">\n\n\"Canal traffic is unaffected, the canal authority's chairman Osama Rabie said.\"", ">\n\nCanal authority is what I call it when my wife bosses me around", ">\n\nNo that one is without the C", ">\n\nNo, what you mean is when the morning coffee takes control", ">\n\nNot again.", ">\n\nWhat next, a bowl of petunias?", ">\n\n“Hey, I’ve seen this one! I’ve seen this one! This is a classic!”", ">\n\nWhat do you mean you’ve seen it, it’s brand new?", ">\n\nWhat are you doing step-ship!?", ">\n\nI just need a quick tug.", ">\n\nAgain!?", ">\n\nHooray! Worldwide commerce meltdown again! Oh, wait, no, that one is bad...", ">\n\nSorry, no raises this year because that global thing that happened for a couple of days\n-Corporations", ">\n\nAlso, all of the products and services that aren't significantly impacted are going to receive price hikes regardless- which will stick around well-after the supply chain has normalized. Our ~~suckers~~ customers ~~are too dumb to notice~~ understand that our products and services have great value and we're always doing our best to stay competitive with the other sociopaths in the price-fixed industry.", ">\n\nDammit, again?", ">\n\nYES! THEY PUT IT BACK!!!", ">\n\nThis should be interesting, 2023 off to a good start :)", ">\n\nLooks like a lousy remake of couple of previous years...", ">\n\nI've already seen this season.", ">\n\nI feel like I’ve heard this somewhere before…", ">\n\nSounds like no one read the article... They were able to get the ship unstuck, and it didn't sound like it caused any blockage. So nothing to worry about, and nothing like the last blockage.", ">\n\nImagine the captains face right now though. Just think. They all hope it won't be them, but it had to be someone.", ">\n\n2023 writers getting lazy now.", ">\n\nHave we even recover from the last?", ">\n\nI already saw this episode…", ">\n\nIt got up and left, why is everyone confused?", ">\n\nNobody asked for a sequel to Attack of the Crab Monsters (1957).", ">\n\nI’lll just leave this here.", ">\n\nThank you", ">\n\na.s.h.w.g.a.", ">\n\nLet's gooooo.", ">\n\nGreat, now I will have to wait even longer for my container full of rubber dog poo", ">\n\nIt has been resolved already: source", ">\n\nThis new is breaking!", ">\n\n*again", ">\n\nWell this year is off to a GREAT start.", ">\n\n:( why did it have to be a Ukrainian grain ship … they need the god damn money and the world needs their god damn grain .", ">\n\nAnd why does China need Ukrainian grain?", ">\n\nSo people dont starve ?", ">\n\nI didn't realize that such a massive industrial country as China needs grain import to not starve.", ">\n\nFrom the article: “It is currently unclear to what extent canal traffic is affected.”\nPretty sure that means it is badly affected.", ">\n\nAlso from the article:\n\nCanal traffic is unaffected, the canal authority's chairman Osama Rabie said.", ">\n\nIm not even lying, they changed/updated the article and now its 4x as long with much more info. Thanks.", ">\n\nI actually thought something like that happened. I don't think you're lying! I mean, that would be a weird thing to lie about.", ">\n\nThese idiots can't captain ships for shit", ">\n\nUkraine still exporting to China . Unfuckin real", ">\n\nFor f sake can the US just pay Egypt to build a fing second line already. Pretty sure the US could have paid Egypt to build 12 canals from the last wreck and now here we are again. Seriously Egypt doesn't have the money so just pay for it already so we don't have months long shipping crisis every year.", ">\n\nThis ignores both the history of the existing canal and the current megaprojects unfolding in egypt", ">\n\nWe've got another one, folks! 🎉🎉🎉🎉 (On a serious note, FOR FUCK'S SAKE!)", ">\n\nOh god please, Not again.", ">\n\nI bet my new tote bag was on there.", ">\n\nOn a ship carrying grain from Ukraine to China?", ">\n\n\nCanal traffic is unaffected, the canal authority's chairman Osama Rabie said.", ">\n\nIt’s like deja vu all over again.", ">\n\nAgain?", ">\n\nJesus, not again.", ">\n\noh no... not again.", ">\n\nhaha, yes!\nround 2", ">\n\nOkay, who decided to put history on loop?", ">\n\nCan anyone linke some radar site for ships? So we can track how \"bad\" it is?", ">\n\nOh no, not again.", ">\n\nLet's gooooo!", ">\n\nWe don’t need no stinkin supply chain!", ">\n\nEvergreen 2?", ">\n\nThis was a good episode of The Truman Show.", ">\n\nDe ja vu", ">\n\nLooks like they'll have to make it even wider for the influx of inexperienced shipping crews in the industry.", ">\n\nDeja Vu anyone?", ">\n\nSeriously, how often does this happens?", ">\n\nAgain?", ">\n\nIt’s even funnier the second time!!", ">\n\nPlease not with my stuff in it. Please.", ">\n\nBetween this and the other things happening around the world it's like watching the events of the past 2-3 years replaying themselves.", ">\n\n\n\nShip stuck at the Suez Canal ✅\n\n\nA high number of contagious tourists coming in from China ✅\n\n\nA defeated president's supporters storm a country's government buildings ✅\n\n\nYep, sounds familiar alright.", ">\n\nHistory repeats, no one learns from the past.", ">\n\nI just heard someone say, \"History doesn't repeat itself, but it does rhyme.\"", ">\n\nTime is a circle from a view except it's more like a staircase. And there's a shake at certain parts. \nHating the trudge upwards and always going around.", ">\n\nVonnegut or mcconaughey?", ">\n\n\"Canal traffic is unaffected, the canal authority's chairman Osama Rabie said.\"", ">\n\nCanal authority is what I call it when my wife bosses me around", ">\n\nNo that one is without the C", ">\n\nNo, what you mean is when the morning coffee takes control", ">\n\nHere we go again...\nWhat do we do with a drunken sailor? What do we do we do with a drunken sailor? What do we do with a drunken sailor, early in the morning?", ">\n\nThrow em in the brig until they're sober", ">\n\nFeed 'em to the hungry rats for dinner.", ">\n\nPut them in bed with the captain's daughter", ">\n\nHave you seen the captain’s daughter (early in the morning)?", ">\n\nShave his belly with a rusty razor", ">\n\n“Hey, I’ve seen this one! I’ve seen this one! This is a classic!”", ">\n\nWhat do you mean you’ve seen it, it’s brand new?", ">\n\nWhat’s a rerun?", ">\n\nWhat are you doing step-ship!?", ">\n\nIt doesn't take much with you people.", ">\n\nAhaa but you got the referrence still! 😆", ">\n\nNot again.", ">\n\nWhat next, a bowl of petunias?", ">\n\ndunno, time to start eating a bat's soup from a chinese wetmarket", ">\n\nAgain!?", ">\n\nHooray! Worldwide commerce meltdown again! Oh, wait, no, that one is bad...", ">\n\nYeah hopefully it gets resolved quick, more supply chain issues are not what we need right now", ">\n\nA quick scan of the article says it doesn't affect traffic.... I know reading isn't fun though.", ">\n\nIt has now been cleared!", ">\n\nDammit, again?", ">\n\nYES! THEY PUT IT BACK!!!", ">\n\nSounds like no one read the article... They were able to get the ship unstuck, and it didn't sound like it caused any blockage. So nothing to worry about, and nothing like the last blockage.", ">\n\nThis should be interesting, 2023 off to a good start :)", ">\n\nLooks like a lousy remake of couple of previous years..." ]

[ "Here we go again...\nWhat do we do with a drunken sailor? What do we do we do with a drunken sailor? What do we do with a drunken sailor, early in the morning?", ">\n\nThrow em in the brig until they're sober", ">\n\nFeed 'em to the hungry rats for dinner.", ">\n\nAnd this is why I'll need to listen to the Drunken Whaler on repeat for some amount of time.", ">\n\nBetween this and the other things happening around the world it's like watching the events of the past 2-3 years replaying themselves.", ">\n\n\n\nSuez Canal blocked by a cargo ship ✅\n\n\nA high number of contagious tourists coming in from China ✅\n\n\nA defeated president's supporters storm a country's government buildings ✅\n\n\nYep, sounds familiar alright.", ">\n\nHistory repeats, no one learns from the past.", ">\n\nI just heard someone say, \"History doesn't repeat itself, but it does rhyme.\"", ">\n\nTime is a circle from a view except it's more like a staircase. And there's a shake at certain parts. \nHating the trudge upwards and always going around.", ">\n\nVonnegut or mcconaughey?", ">\n\n\"Canal traffic is unaffected, the canal authority's chairman Osama Rabie said.\"", ">\n\nCanal authority is what I call it when my wife bosses me around", ">\n\nNot again.", ">\n\nWhat next, a bowl of petunias?", ">\n\nWhat are you doing step-ship!?", ">\n\nI just need a quick tug.", ">\n\nHooray! Worldwide commerce meltdown again! Oh, wait, no, that one is bad...", ">\n\nSorry, no raises this year because that global thing that happened for a couple of days\n-Corporations", ">\n\nAlso, all of the products and services that aren't significantly impacted are going to receive price hikes regardless- which will stick around well-after the supply chain has normalized. Our ~~suckers~~ customers ~~are too dumb to notice~~ understand that our products and services have great value and we're always doing our best to stay competitive with the other sociopaths in the price-fixed industry.", ">\n\nDammit, again?", ">\n\n“Hey, I’ve seen this one! I’ve seen this one! This is a classic!”", ">\n\nAgain!?", ">\n\nYES! THEY PUT IT BACK!!!", ">\n\nImagine the captains face right now though. Just think. They all hope it won't be them, but it had to be someone.", ">\n\nI've already seen this season.", ">\n\n2023 writers getting lazy now.", ">\n\nI feel like I’ve heard this somewhere before…", ">\n\n:( why did it have to be a Ukrainian grain ship … they need the god damn money and the world needs their god damn grain .", ">\n\nAnd why does China need Ukrainian grain?", ">\n\nI’lll just leave this here.", ">\n\nThank you", ">\n\na.s.h.w.g.a.", ">\n\nThis should be interesting, 2023 off to a good start :)", ">\n\nLooks like a lousy remake of couple of previous years...", ">\n\nHave we even recover from the last?", ">\n\nI already saw this episode…", ">\n\nLet's gooooo.", ">\n\nThese idiots can't captain ships for shit", ">\n\nFrom the article: “It is currently unclear to what extent canal traffic is affected.”\nPretty sure that means it is badly affected.", ">\n\nAlso from the article:\n\nCanal traffic is unaffected, the canal authority's chairman Osama Rabie said.", ">\n\nIm not even lying, they changed/updated the article and now its 4x as long with much more info. Thanks.", ">\n\nI actually thought something like that happened. I don't think you're lying! I mean, that would be a weird thing to lie about.", ">\n\nFor f sake can the US just pay Egypt to build a fing second line already. Pretty sure the US could have paid Egypt to build 12 canals from the last wreck and now here we are again. Seriously Egypt doesn't have the money so just pay for it already so we don't have months long shipping crisis every year.", ">\n\nThis ignores both the history of the existing canal and the current megaprojects unfolding in egypt", ">\n\nWe've got another one, folks! 🎉🎉🎉🎉 (On a serious note, FOR FUCK'S SAKE!)", ">\n\nOh god please, Not again.", ">\n\nI bet my new tote bag was on there.", ">\n\nOn a ship carrying grain from Ukraine to China?", ">\n\n\nCanal traffic is unaffected, the canal authority's chairman Osama Rabie said.", ">\n\nIt’s like deja vu all over again.", ">\n\nAgain?", ">\n\nJesus, not again.", ">\n\noh no... not again.", ">\n\nhaha, yes!\nround 2", ">\n\nOkay, who decided to put history on loop?", ">\n\nCan anyone linke some radar site for ships? So we can track how \"bad\" it is?", ">\n\nOh no, not again.", ">\n\nLet's gooooo!", ">\n\nWe don’t need no stinkin supply chain!", ">\n\nEvergreen 2?", ">\n\nThis was a good episode of The Truman Show.", ">\n\nUkraine still exporting to China . Unfuckin real", ">\n\nGreat, now I will have to wait even longer for my container full of rubber dog poo", ">\n\nHere we go again...\nWhat do we do with a drunken sailor? What do we do we do with a drunken sailor? What do we do with a drunken sailor, early in the morning?", ">\n\nThrow em in the brig until they're sober", ">\n\nFeed 'em to the hungry rats for dinner.", ">\n\nPut them in bed with the captain's daughter", ">\n\nHave you seen the captain’s daughter (early in the morning)?", ">\n\nSober?", ">\n\nBetween this and the other things happening around the world it's like watching the events of the past 2-3 years replaying themselves.", ">\n\n\n\nShip stuck at the Suez Canal ✅\n\n\nA high number of contagious tourists coming in from China ✅\n\n\nA defeated president's supporters storm a country's government buildings ✅\n\n\nYep, sounds familiar alright.", ">\n\nHistory repeats, no one learns from the past.", ">\n\nI just heard someone say, \"History doesn't repeat itself, but it does rhyme.\"", ">\n\nRepeat Rap Battles of History! \n2020! Vs! 2023!\nBEGIN!", ">\n\nGreat now I gotta go listen to 40 ERBoH videos", ">\n\n\"Canal traffic is unaffected, the canal authority's chairman Osama Rabie said.\"", ">\n\nCanal authority is what I call it when my wife bosses me around", ">\n\nNo that one is without the C", ">\n\nNo, what you mean is when the morning coffee takes control", ">\n\nNot again.", ">\n\nWhat next, a bowl of petunias?", ">\n\n“Hey, I’ve seen this one! I’ve seen this one! This is a classic!”", ">\n\nWhat do you mean you’ve seen it, it’s brand new?", ">\n\nWhat are you doing step-ship!?", ">\n\nI just need a quick tug.", ">\n\nAgain!?", ">\n\nHooray! Worldwide commerce meltdown again! Oh, wait, no, that one is bad...", ">\n\nSorry, no raises this year because that global thing that happened for a couple of days\n-Corporations", ">\n\nAlso, all of the products and services that aren't significantly impacted are going to receive price hikes regardless- which will stick around well-after the supply chain has normalized. Our ~~suckers~~ customers ~~are too dumb to notice~~ understand that our products and services have great value and we're always doing our best to stay competitive with the other sociopaths in the price-fixed industry.", ">\n\nDammit, again?", ">\n\nYES! THEY PUT IT BACK!!!", ">\n\nThis should be interesting, 2023 off to a good start :)", ">\n\nLooks like a lousy remake of couple of previous years...", ">\n\nI've already seen this season.", ">\n\nI feel like I’ve heard this somewhere before…", ">\n\nSounds like no one read the article... They were able to get the ship unstuck, and it didn't sound like it caused any blockage. So nothing to worry about, and nothing like the last blockage.", ">\n\nImagine the captains face right now though. Just think. They all hope it won't be them, but it had to be someone.", ">\n\n2023 writers getting lazy now.", ">\n\nHave we even recover from the last?", ">\n\nI already saw this episode…", ">\n\nIt got up and left, why is everyone confused?", ">\n\nNobody asked for a sequel to Attack of the Crab Monsters (1957).", ">\n\nI’lll just leave this here.", ">\n\nThank you", ">\n\na.s.h.w.g.a.", ">\n\nLet's gooooo.", ">\n\nGreat, now I will have to wait even longer for my container full of rubber dog poo", ">\n\nIt has been resolved already: source", ">\n\nThis new is breaking!", ">\n\n*again", ">\n\nWell this year is off to a GREAT start.", ">\n\n:( why did it have to be a Ukrainian grain ship … they need the god damn money and the world needs their god damn grain .", ">\n\nAnd why does China need Ukrainian grain?", ">\n\nSo people dont starve ?", ">\n\nI didn't realize that such a massive industrial country as China needs grain import to not starve.", ">\n\nFrom the article: “It is currently unclear to what extent canal traffic is affected.”\nPretty sure that means it is badly affected.", ">\n\nAlso from the article:\n\nCanal traffic is unaffected, the canal authority's chairman Osama Rabie said.", ">\n\nIm not even lying, they changed/updated the article and now its 4x as long with much more info. Thanks.", ">\n\nI actually thought something like that happened. I don't think you're lying! I mean, that would be a weird thing to lie about.", ">\n\nThese idiots can't captain ships for shit", ">\n\nUkraine still exporting to China . Unfuckin real", ">\n\nFor f sake can the US just pay Egypt to build a fing second line already. Pretty sure the US could have paid Egypt to build 12 canals from the last wreck and now here we are again. Seriously Egypt doesn't have the money so just pay for it already so we don't have months long shipping crisis every year.", ">\n\nThis ignores both the history of the existing canal and the current megaprojects unfolding in egypt", ">\n\nWe've got another one, folks! 🎉🎉🎉🎉 (On a serious note, FOR FUCK'S SAKE!)", ">\n\nOh god please, Not again.", ">\n\nI bet my new tote bag was on there.", ">\n\nOn a ship carrying grain from Ukraine to China?", ">\n\n\nCanal traffic is unaffected, the canal authority's chairman Osama Rabie said.", ">\n\nIt’s like deja vu all over again.", ">\n\nAgain?", ">\n\nJesus, not again.", ">\n\noh no... not again.", ">\n\nhaha, yes!\nround 2", ">\n\nOkay, who decided to put history on loop?", ">\n\nCan anyone linke some radar site for ships? So we can track how \"bad\" it is?", ">\n\nOh no, not again.", ">\n\nLet's gooooo!", ">\n\nWe don’t need no stinkin supply chain!", ">\n\nEvergreen 2?", ">\n\nThis was a good episode of The Truman Show.", ">\n\nDe ja vu", ">\n\nLooks like they'll have to make it even wider for the influx of inexperienced shipping crews in the industry.", ">\n\nDeja Vu anyone?", ">\n\nSeriously, how often does this happens?", ">\n\nAgain?", ">\n\nIt’s even funnier the second time!!", ">\n\nPlease not with my stuff in it. Please.", ">\n\nBetween this and the other things happening around the world it's like watching the events of the past 2-3 years replaying themselves.", ">\n\n\n\nShip stuck at the Suez Canal ✅\n\n\nA high number of contagious tourists coming in from China ✅\n\n\nA defeated president's supporters storm a country's government buildings ✅\n\n\nYep, sounds familiar alright.", ">\n\nHistory repeats, no one learns from the past.", ">\n\nI just heard someone say, \"History doesn't repeat itself, but it does rhyme.\"", ">\n\nTime is a circle from a view except it's more like a staircase. And there's a shake at certain parts. \nHating the trudge upwards and always going around.", ">\n\nVonnegut or mcconaughey?", ">\n\n\"Canal traffic is unaffected, the canal authority's chairman Osama Rabie said.\"", ">\n\nCanal authority is what I call it when my wife bosses me around", ">\n\nNo that one is without the C", ">\n\nNo, what you mean is when the morning coffee takes control", ">\n\nHere we go again...\nWhat do we do with a drunken sailor? What do we do we do with a drunken sailor? What do we do with a drunken sailor, early in the morning?", ">\n\nThrow em in the brig until they're sober", ">\n\nFeed 'em to the hungry rats for dinner.", ">\n\nPut them in bed with the captain's daughter", ">\n\nHave you seen the captain’s daughter (early in the morning)?", ">\n\nShave his belly with a rusty razor", ">\n\n“Hey, I’ve seen this one! I’ve seen this one! This is a classic!”", ">\n\nWhat do you mean you’ve seen it, it’s brand new?", ">\n\nWhat’s a rerun?", ">\n\nWhat are you doing step-ship!?", ">\n\nIt doesn't take much with you people.", ">\n\nAhaa but you got the referrence still! 😆", ">\n\nNot again.", ">\n\nWhat next, a bowl of petunias?", ">\n\ndunno, time to start eating a bat's soup from a chinese wetmarket", ">\n\nAgain!?", ">\n\nHooray! Worldwide commerce meltdown again! Oh, wait, no, that one is bad...", ">\n\nYeah hopefully it gets resolved quick, more supply chain issues are not what we need right now", ">\n\nA quick scan of the article says it doesn't affect traffic.... I know reading isn't fun though.", ">\n\nIt has now been cleared!", ">\n\nDammit, again?", ">\n\nYES! THEY PUT IT BACK!!!", ">\n\nSounds like no one read the article... They were able to get the ship unstuck, and it didn't sound like it caused any blockage. So nothing to worry about, and nothing like the last blockage.", ">\n\nThis should be interesting, 2023 off to a good start :)", ">\n\nLooks like a lousy remake of couple of previous years...", ">\n\nI've already seen this season." ]

[ "Here we go again...\nWhat do we do with a drunken sailor? What do we do we do with a drunken sailor? What do we do with a drunken sailor, early in the morning?", ">\n\nThrow em in the brig until they're sober", ">\n\nFeed 'em to the hungry rats for dinner.", ">\n\nAnd this is why I'll need to listen to the Drunken Whaler on repeat for some amount of time.", ">\n\nBetween this and the other things happening around the world it's like watching the events of the past 2-3 years replaying themselves.", ">\n\n\n\nSuez Canal blocked by a cargo ship ✅\n\n\nA high number of contagious tourists coming in from China ✅\n\n\nA defeated president's supporters storm a country's government buildings ✅\n\n\nYep, sounds familiar alright.", ">\n\nHistory repeats, no one learns from the past.", ">\n\nI just heard someone say, \"History doesn't repeat itself, but it does rhyme.\"", ">\n\nTime is a circle from a view except it's more like a staircase. And there's a shake at certain parts. \nHating the trudge upwards and always going around.", ">\n\nVonnegut or mcconaughey?", ">\n\n\"Canal traffic is unaffected, the canal authority's chairman Osama Rabie said.\"", ">\n\nCanal authority is what I call it when my wife bosses me around", ">\n\nNot again.", ">\n\nWhat next, a bowl of petunias?", ">\n\nWhat are you doing step-ship!?", ">\n\nI just need a quick tug.", ">\n\nHooray! Worldwide commerce meltdown again! Oh, wait, no, that one is bad...", ">\n\nSorry, no raises this year because that global thing that happened for a couple of days\n-Corporations", ">\n\nAlso, all of the products and services that aren't significantly impacted are going to receive price hikes regardless- which will stick around well-after the supply chain has normalized. Our ~~suckers~~ customers ~~are too dumb to notice~~ understand that our products and services have great value and we're always doing our best to stay competitive with the other sociopaths in the price-fixed industry.", ">\n\nDammit, again?", ">\n\n“Hey, I’ve seen this one! I’ve seen this one! This is a classic!”", ">\n\nAgain!?", ">\n\nYES! THEY PUT IT BACK!!!", ">\n\nImagine the captains face right now though. Just think. They all hope it won't be them, but it had to be someone.", ">\n\nI've already seen this season.", ">\n\n2023 writers getting lazy now.", ">\n\nI feel like I’ve heard this somewhere before…", ">\n\n:( why did it have to be a Ukrainian grain ship … they need the god damn money and the world needs their god damn grain .", ">\n\nAnd why does China need Ukrainian grain?", ">\n\nI’lll just leave this here.", ">\n\nThank you", ">\n\na.s.h.w.g.a.", ">\n\nThis should be interesting, 2023 off to a good start :)", ">\n\nLooks like a lousy remake of couple of previous years...", ">\n\nHave we even recover from the last?", ">\n\nI already saw this episode…", ">\n\nLet's gooooo.", ">\n\nThese idiots can't captain ships for shit", ">\n\nFrom the article: “It is currently unclear to what extent canal traffic is affected.”\nPretty sure that means it is badly affected.", ">\n\nAlso from the article:\n\nCanal traffic is unaffected, the canal authority's chairman Osama Rabie said.", ">\n\nIm not even lying, they changed/updated the article and now its 4x as long with much more info. Thanks.", ">\n\nI actually thought something like that happened. I don't think you're lying! I mean, that would be a weird thing to lie about.", ">\n\nFor f sake can the US just pay Egypt to build a fing second line already. Pretty sure the US could have paid Egypt to build 12 canals from the last wreck and now here we are again. Seriously Egypt doesn't have the money so just pay for it already so we don't have months long shipping crisis every year.", ">\n\nThis ignores both the history of the existing canal and the current megaprojects unfolding in egypt", ">\n\nWe've got another one, folks! 🎉🎉🎉🎉 (On a serious note, FOR FUCK'S SAKE!)", ">\n\nOh god please, Not again.", ">\n\nI bet my new tote bag was on there.", ">\n\nOn a ship carrying grain from Ukraine to China?", ">\n\n\nCanal traffic is unaffected, the canal authority's chairman Osama Rabie said.", ">\n\nIt’s like deja vu all over again.", ">\n\nAgain?", ">\n\nJesus, not again.", ">\n\noh no... not again.", ">\n\nhaha, yes!\nround 2", ">\n\nOkay, who decided to put history on loop?", ">\n\nCan anyone linke some radar site for ships? So we can track how \"bad\" it is?", ">\n\nOh no, not again.", ">\n\nLet's gooooo!", ">\n\nWe don’t need no stinkin supply chain!", ">\n\nEvergreen 2?", ">\n\nThis was a good episode of The Truman Show.", ">\n\nUkraine still exporting to China . Unfuckin real", ">\n\nGreat, now I will have to wait even longer for my container full of rubber dog poo", ">\n\nHere we go again...\nWhat do we do with a drunken sailor? What do we do we do with a drunken sailor? What do we do with a drunken sailor, early in the morning?", ">\n\nThrow em in the brig until they're sober", ">\n\nFeed 'em to the hungry rats for dinner.", ">\n\nPut them in bed with the captain's daughter", ">\n\nHave you seen the captain’s daughter (early in the morning)?", ">\n\nSober?", ">\n\nBetween this and the other things happening around the world it's like watching the events of the past 2-3 years replaying themselves.", ">\n\n\n\nShip stuck at the Suez Canal ✅\n\n\nA high number of contagious tourists coming in from China ✅\n\n\nA defeated president's supporters storm a country's government buildings ✅\n\n\nYep, sounds familiar alright.", ">\n\nHistory repeats, no one learns from the past.", ">\n\nI just heard someone say, \"History doesn't repeat itself, but it does rhyme.\"", ">\n\nRepeat Rap Battles of History! \n2020! Vs! 2023!\nBEGIN!", ">\n\nGreat now I gotta go listen to 40 ERBoH videos", ">\n\n\"Canal traffic is unaffected, the canal authority's chairman Osama Rabie said.\"", ">\n\nCanal authority is what I call it when my wife bosses me around", ">\n\nNo that one is without the C", ">\n\nNo, what you mean is when the morning coffee takes control", ">\n\nNot again.", ">\n\nWhat next, a bowl of petunias?", ">\n\n“Hey, I’ve seen this one! I’ve seen this one! This is a classic!”", ">\n\nWhat do you mean you’ve seen it, it’s brand new?", ">\n\nWhat are you doing step-ship!?", ">\n\nI just need a quick tug.", ">\n\nAgain!?", ">\n\nHooray! Worldwide commerce meltdown again! Oh, wait, no, that one is bad...", ">\n\nSorry, no raises this year because that global thing that happened for a couple of days\n-Corporations", ">\n\nAlso, all of the products and services that aren't significantly impacted are going to receive price hikes regardless- which will stick around well-after the supply chain has normalized. Our ~~suckers~~ customers ~~are too dumb to notice~~ understand that our products and services have great value and we're always doing our best to stay competitive with the other sociopaths in the price-fixed industry.", ">\n\nDammit, again?", ">\n\nYES! THEY PUT IT BACK!!!", ">\n\nThis should be interesting, 2023 off to a good start :)", ">\n\nLooks like a lousy remake of couple of previous years...", ">\n\nI've already seen this season.", ">\n\nI feel like I’ve heard this somewhere before…", ">\n\nSounds like no one read the article... They were able to get the ship unstuck, and it didn't sound like it caused any blockage. So nothing to worry about, and nothing like the last blockage.", ">\n\nImagine the captains face right now though. Just think. They all hope it won't be them, but it had to be someone.", ">\n\n2023 writers getting lazy now.", ">\n\nHave we even recover from the last?", ">\n\nI already saw this episode…", ">\n\nIt got up and left, why is everyone confused?", ">\n\nNobody asked for a sequel to Attack of the Crab Monsters (1957).", ">\n\nI’lll just leave this here.", ">\n\nThank you", ">\n\na.s.h.w.g.a.", ">\n\nLet's gooooo.", ">\n\nGreat, now I will have to wait even longer for my container full of rubber dog poo", ">\n\nIt has been resolved already: source", ">\n\nThis new is breaking!", ">\n\n*again", ">\n\nWell this year is off to a GREAT start.", ">\n\n:( why did it have to be a Ukrainian grain ship … they need the god damn money and the world needs their god damn grain .", ">\n\nAnd why does China need Ukrainian grain?", ">\n\nSo people dont starve ?", ">\n\nI didn't realize that such a massive industrial country as China needs grain import to not starve.", ">\n\nFrom the article: “It is currently unclear to what extent canal traffic is affected.”\nPretty sure that means it is badly affected.", ">\n\nAlso from the article:\n\nCanal traffic is unaffected, the canal authority's chairman Osama Rabie said.", ">\n\nIm not even lying, they changed/updated the article and now its 4x as long with much more info. Thanks.", ">\n\nI actually thought something like that happened. I don't think you're lying! I mean, that would be a weird thing to lie about.", ">\n\nThese idiots can't captain ships for shit", ">\n\nUkraine still exporting to China . Unfuckin real", ">\n\nFor f sake can the US just pay Egypt to build a fing second line already. Pretty sure the US could have paid Egypt to build 12 canals from the last wreck and now here we are again. Seriously Egypt doesn't have the money so just pay for it already so we don't have months long shipping crisis every year.", ">\n\nThis ignores both the history of the existing canal and the current megaprojects unfolding in egypt", ">\n\nWe've got another one, folks! 🎉🎉🎉🎉 (On a serious note, FOR FUCK'S SAKE!)", ">\n\nOh god please, Not again.", ">\n\nI bet my new tote bag was on there.", ">\n\nOn a ship carrying grain from Ukraine to China?", ">\n\n\nCanal traffic is unaffected, the canal authority's chairman Osama Rabie said.", ">\n\nIt’s like deja vu all over again.", ">\n\nAgain?", ">\n\nJesus, not again.", ">\n\noh no... not again.", ">\n\nhaha, yes!\nround 2", ">\n\nOkay, who decided to put history on loop?", ">\n\nCan anyone linke some radar site for ships? So we can track how \"bad\" it is?", ">\n\nOh no, not again.", ">\n\nLet's gooooo!", ">\n\nWe don’t need no stinkin supply chain!", ">\n\nEvergreen 2?", ">\n\nThis was a good episode of The Truman Show.", ">\n\nDe ja vu", ">\n\nLooks like they'll have to make it even wider for the influx of inexperienced shipping crews in the industry.", ">\n\nDeja Vu anyone?", ">\n\nSeriously, how often does this happens?", ">\n\nAgain?", ">\n\nIt’s even funnier the second time!!", ">\n\nPlease not with my stuff in it. Please.", ">\n\nBetween this and the other things happening around the world it's like watching the events of the past 2-3 years replaying themselves.", ">\n\n\n\nShip stuck at the Suez Canal ✅\n\n\nA high number of contagious tourists coming in from China ✅\n\n\nA defeated president's supporters storm a country's government buildings ✅\n\n\nYep, sounds familiar alright.", ">\n\nHistory repeats, no one learns from the past.", ">\n\nI just heard someone say, \"History doesn't repeat itself, but it does rhyme.\"", ">\n\nTime is a circle from a view except it's more like a staircase. And there's a shake at certain parts. \nHating the trudge upwards and always going around.", ">\n\nVonnegut or mcconaughey?", ">\n\n\"Canal traffic is unaffected, the canal authority's chairman Osama Rabie said.\"", ">\n\nCanal authority is what I call it when my wife bosses me around", ">\n\nNo that one is without the C", ">\n\nNo, what you mean is when the morning coffee takes control", ">\n\nHere we go again...\nWhat do we do with a drunken sailor? What do we do we do with a drunken sailor? What do we do with a drunken sailor, early in the morning?", ">\n\nThrow em in the brig until they're sober", ">\n\nFeed 'em to the hungry rats for dinner.", ">\n\nPut them in bed with the captain's daughter", ">\n\nHave you seen the captain’s daughter (early in the morning)?", ">\n\nShave his belly with a rusty razor", ">\n\n“Hey, I’ve seen this one! I’ve seen this one! This is a classic!”", ">\n\nWhat do you mean you’ve seen it, it’s brand new?", ">\n\nWhat’s a rerun?", ">\n\nWhat are you doing step-ship!?", ">\n\nIt doesn't take much with you people.", ">\n\nAhaa but you got the referrence still! 😆", ">\n\nNot again.", ">\n\nWhat next, a bowl of petunias?", ">\n\ndunno, time to start eating a bat's soup from a chinese wetmarket", ">\n\nAgain!?", ">\n\nHooray! Worldwide commerce meltdown again! Oh, wait, no, that one is bad...", ">\n\nYeah hopefully it gets resolved quick, more supply chain issues are not what we need right now", ">\n\nA quick scan of the article says it doesn't affect traffic.... I know reading isn't fun though.", ">\n\nIt has now been cleared!", ">\n\nDammit, again?", ">\n\nYES! THEY PUT IT BACK!!!", ">\n\nSounds like no one read the article... They were able to get the ship unstuck, and it didn't sound like it caused any blockage. So nothing to worry about, and nothing like the last blockage.", ">\n\nThis should be interesting, 2023 off to a good start :)", ">\n\nLooks like a lousy remake of couple of previous years...", ">\n\nI've already seen this season.", ">\n\n2023 writers getting lazy now." ]

[ "Here we go again...\nWhat do we do with a drunken sailor? What do we do we do with a drunken sailor? What do we do with a drunken sailor, early in the morning?", ">\n\nThrow em in the brig until they're sober", ">\n\nFeed 'em to the hungry rats for dinner.", ">\n\nAnd this is why I'll need to listen to the Drunken Whaler on repeat for some amount of time.", ">\n\nBetween this and the other things happening around the world it's like watching the events of the past 2-3 years replaying themselves.", ">\n\n\n\nSuez Canal blocked by a cargo ship ✅\n\n\nA high number of contagious tourists coming in from China ✅\n\n\nA defeated president's supporters storm a country's government buildings ✅\n\n\nYep, sounds familiar alright.", ">\n\nHistory repeats, no one learns from the past.", ">\n\nI just heard someone say, \"History doesn't repeat itself, but it does rhyme.\"", ">\n\nTime is a circle from a view except it's more like a staircase. And there's a shake at certain parts. \nHating the trudge upwards and always going around.", ">\n\nVonnegut or mcconaughey?", ">\n\n\"Canal traffic is unaffected, the canal authority's chairman Osama Rabie said.\"", ">\n\nCanal authority is what I call it when my wife bosses me around", ">\n\nNot again.", ">\n\nWhat next, a bowl of petunias?", ">\n\nWhat are you doing step-ship!?", ">\n\nI just need a quick tug.", ">\n\nHooray! Worldwide commerce meltdown again! Oh, wait, no, that one is bad...", ">\n\nSorry, no raises this year because that global thing that happened for a couple of days\n-Corporations", ">\n\nAlso, all of the products and services that aren't significantly impacted are going to receive price hikes regardless- which will stick around well-after the supply chain has normalized. Our ~~suckers~~ customers ~~are too dumb to notice~~ understand that our products and services have great value and we're always doing our best to stay competitive with the other sociopaths in the price-fixed industry.", ">\n\nDammit, again?", ">\n\n“Hey, I’ve seen this one! I’ve seen this one! This is a classic!”", ">\n\nAgain!?", ">\n\nYES! THEY PUT IT BACK!!!", ">\n\nImagine the captains face right now though. Just think. They all hope it won't be them, but it had to be someone.", ">\n\nI've already seen this season.", ">\n\n2023 writers getting lazy now.", ">\n\nI feel like I’ve heard this somewhere before…", ">\n\n:( why did it have to be a Ukrainian grain ship … they need the god damn money and the world needs their god damn grain .", ">\n\nAnd why does China need Ukrainian grain?", ">\n\nI’lll just leave this here.", ">\n\nThank you", ">\n\na.s.h.w.g.a.", ">\n\nThis should be interesting, 2023 off to a good start :)", ">\n\nLooks like a lousy remake of couple of previous years...", ">\n\nHave we even recover from the last?", ">\n\nI already saw this episode…", ">\n\nLet's gooooo.", ">\n\nThese idiots can't captain ships for shit", ">\n\nFrom the article: “It is currently unclear to what extent canal traffic is affected.”\nPretty sure that means it is badly affected.", ">\n\nAlso from the article:\n\nCanal traffic is unaffected, the canal authority's chairman Osama Rabie said.", ">\n\nIm not even lying, they changed/updated the article and now its 4x as long with much more info. Thanks.", ">\n\nI actually thought something like that happened. I don't think you're lying! I mean, that would be a weird thing to lie about.", ">\n\nFor f sake can the US just pay Egypt to build a fing second line already. Pretty sure the US could have paid Egypt to build 12 canals from the last wreck and now here we are again. Seriously Egypt doesn't have the money so just pay for it already so we don't have months long shipping crisis every year.", ">\n\nThis ignores both the history of the existing canal and the current megaprojects unfolding in egypt", ">\n\nWe've got another one, folks! 🎉🎉🎉🎉 (On a serious note, FOR FUCK'S SAKE!)", ">\n\nOh god please, Not again.", ">\n\nI bet my new tote bag was on there.", ">\n\nOn a ship carrying grain from Ukraine to China?", ">\n\n\nCanal traffic is unaffected, the canal authority's chairman Osama Rabie said.", ">\n\nIt’s like deja vu all over again.", ">\n\nAgain?", ">\n\nJesus, not again.", ">\n\noh no... not again.", ">\n\nhaha, yes!\nround 2", ">\n\nOkay, who decided to put history on loop?", ">\n\nCan anyone linke some radar site for ships? So we can track how \"bad\" it is?", ">\n\nOh no, not again.", ">\n\nLet's gooooo!", ">\n\nWe don’t need no stinkin supply chain!", ">\n\nEvergreen 2?", ">\n\nThis was a good episode of The Truman Show.", ">\n\nUkraine still exporting to China . Unfuckin real", ">\n\nGreat, now I will have to wait even longer for my container full of rubber dog poo", ">\n\nHere we go again...\nWhat do we do with a drunken sailor? What do we do we do with a drunken sailor? What do we do with a drunken sailor, early in the morning?", ">\n\nThrow em in the brig until they're sober", ">\n\nFeed 'em to the hungry rats for dinner.", ">\n\nPut them in bed with the captain's daughter", ">\n\nHave you seen the captain’s daughter (early in the morning)?", ">\n\nSober?", ">\n\nBetween this and the other things happening around the world it's like watching the events of the past 2-3 years replaying themselves.", ">\n\n\n\nShip stuck at the Suez Canal ✅\n\n\nA high number of contagious tourists coming in from China ✅\n\n\nA defeated president's supporters storm a country's government buildings ✅\n\n\nYep, sounds familiar alright.", ">\n\nHistory repeats, no one learns from the past.", ">\n\nI just heard someone say, \"History doesn't repeat itself, but it does rhyme.\"", ">\n\nRepeat Rap Battles of History! \n2020! Vs! 2023!\nBEGIN!", ">\n\nGreat now I gotta go listen to 40 ERBoH videos", ">\n\n\"Canal traffic is unaffected, the canal authority's chairman Osama Rabie said.\"", ">\n\nCanal authority is what I call it when my wife bosses me around", ">\n\nNo that one is without the C", ">\n\nNo, what you mean is when the morning coffee takes control", ">\n\nNot again.", ">\n\nWhat next, a bowl of petunias?", ">\n\n“Hey, I’ve seen this one! I’ve seen this one! This is a classic!”", ">\n\nWhat do you mean you’ve seen it, it’s brand new?", ">\n\nWhat are you doing step-ship!?", ">\n\nI just need a quick tug.", ">\n\nAgain!?", ">\n\nHooray! Worldwide commerce meltdown again! Oh, wait, no, that one is bad...", ">\n\nSorry, no raises this year because that global thing that happened for a couple of days\n-Corporations", ">\n\nAlso, all of the products and services that aren't significantly impacted are going to receive price hikes regardless- which will stick around well-after the supply chain has normalized. Our ~~suckers~~ customers ~~are too dumb to notice~~ understand that our products and services have great value and we're always doing our best to stay competitive with the other sociopaths in the price-fixed industry.", ">\n\nDammit, again?", ">\n\nYES! THEY PUT IT BACK!!!", ">\n\nThis should be interesting, 2023 off to a good start :)", ">\n\nLooks like a lousy remake of couple of previous years...", ">\n\nI've already seen this season.", ">\n\nI feel like I’ve heard this somewhere before…", ">\n\nSounds like no one read the article... They were able to get the ship unstuck, and it didn't sound like it caused any blockage. So nothing to worry about, and nothing like the last blockage.", ">\n\nImagine the captains face right now though. Just think. They all hope it won't be them, but it had to be someone.", ">\n\n2023 writers getting lazy now.", ">\n\nHave we even recover from the last?", ">\n\nI already saw this episode…", ">\n\nIt got up and left, why is everyone confused?", ">\n\nNobody asked for a sequel to Attack of the Crab Monsters (1957).", ">\n\nI’lll just leave this here.", ">\n\nThank you", ">\n\na.s.h.w.g.a.", ">\n\nLet's gooooo.", ">\n\nGreat, now I will have to wait even longer for my container full of rubber dog poo", ">\n\nIt has been resolved already: source", ">\n\nThis new is breaking!", ">\n\n*again", ">\n\nWell this year is off to a GREAT start.", ">\n\n:( why did it have to be a Ukrainian grain ship … they need the god damn money and the world needs their god damn grain .", ">\n\nAnd why does China need Ukrainian grain?", ">\n\nSo people dont starve ?", ">\n\nI didn't realize that such a massive industrial country as China needs grain import to not starve.", ">\n\nFrom the article: “It is currently unclear to what extent canal traffic is affected.”\nPretty sure that means it is badly affected.", ">\n\nAlso from the article:\n\nCanal traffic is unaffected, the canal authority's chairman Osama Rabie said.", ">\n\nIm not even lying, they changed/updated the article and now its 4x as long with much more info. Thanks.", ">\n\nI actually thought something like that happened. I don't think you're lying! I mean, that would be a weird thing to lie about.", ">\n\nThese idiots can't captain ships for shit", ">\n\nUkraine still exporting to China . Unfuckin real", ">\n\nFor f sake can the US just pay Egypt to build a fing second line already. Pretty sure the US could have paid Egypt to build 12 canals from the last wreck and now here we are again. Seriously Egypt doesn't have the money so just pay for it already so we don't have months long shipping crisis every year.", ">\n\nThis ignores both the history of the existing canal and the current megaprojects unfolding in egypt", ">\n\nWe've got another one, folks! 🎉🎉🎉🎉 (On a serious note, FOR FUCK'S SAKE!)", ">\n\nOh god please, Not again.", ">\n\nI bet my new tote bag was on there.", ">\n\nOn a ship carrying grain from Ukraine to China?", ">\n\n\nCanal traffic is unaffected, the canal authority's chairman Osama Rabie said.", ">\n\nIt’s like deja vu all over again.", ">\n\nAgain?", ">\n\nJesus, not again.", ">\n\noh no... not again.", ">\n\nhaha, yes!\nround 2", ">\n\nOkay, who decided to put history on loop?", ">\n\nCan anyone linke some radar site for ships? So we can track how \"bad\" it is?", ">\n\nOh no, not again.", ">\n\nLet's gooooo!", ">\n\nWe don’t need no stinkin supply chain!", ">\n\nEvergreen 2?", ">\n\nThis was a good episode of The Truman Show.", ">\n\nDe ja vu", ">\n\nLooks like they'll have to make it even wider for the influx of inexperienced shipping crews in the industry.", ">\n\nDeja Vu anyone?", ">\n\nSeriously, how often does this happens?", ">\n\nAgain?", ">\n\nIt’s even funnier the second time!!", ">\n\nPlease not with my stuff in it. Please.", ">\n\nBetween this and the other things happening around the world it's like watching the events of the past 2-3 years replaying themselves.", ">\n\n\n\nShip stuck at the Suez Canal ✅\n\n\nA high number of contagious tourists coming in from China ✅\n\n\nA defeated president's supporters storm a country's government buildings ✅\n\n\nYep, sounds familiar alright.", ">\n\nHistory repeats, no one learns from the past.", ">\n\nI just heard someone say, \"History doesn't repeat itself, but it does rhyme.\"", ">\n\nTime is a circle from a view except it's more like a staircase. And there's a shake at certain parts. \nHating the trudge upwards and always going around.", ">\n\nVonnegut or mcconaughey?", ">\n\n\"Canal traffic is unaffected, the canal authority's chairman Osama Rabie said.\"", ">\n\nCanal authority is what I call it when my wife bosses me around", ">\n\nNo that one is without the C", ">\n\nNo, what you mean is when the morning coffee takes control", ">\n\nHere we go again...\nWhat do we do with a drunken sailor? What do we do we do with a drunken sailor? What do we do with a drunken sailor, early in the morning?", ">\n\nThrow em in the brig until they're sober", ">\n\nFeed 'em to the hungry rats for dinner.", ">\n\nPut them in bed with the captain's daughter", ">\n\nHave you seen the captain’s daughter (early in the morning)?", ">\n\nShave his belly with a rusty razor", ">\n\n“Hey, I’ve seen this one! I’ve seen this one! This is a classic!”", ">\n\nWhat do you mean you’ve seen it, it’s brand new?", ">\n\nWhat’s a rerun?", ">\n\nWhat are you doing step-ship!?", ">\n\nIt doesn't take much with you people.", ">\n\nAhaa but you got the referrence still! 😆", ">\n\nNot again.", ">\n\nWhat next, a bowl of petunias?", ">\n\ndunno, time to start eating a bat's soup from a chinese wetmarket", ">\n\nAgain!?", ">\n\nHooray! Worldwide commerce meltdown again! Oh, wait, no, that one is bad...", ">\n\nYeah hopefully it gets resolved quick, more supply chain issues are not what we need right now", ">\n\nA quick scan of the article says it doesn't affect traffic.... I know reading isn't fun though.", ">\n\nIt has now been cleared!", ">\n\nDammit, again?", ">\n\nYES! THEY PUT IT BACK!!!", ">\n\nSounds like no one read the article... They were able to get the ship unstuck, and it didn't sound like it caused any blockage. So nothing to worry about, and nothing like the last blockage.", ">\n\nThis should be interesting, 2023 off to a good start :)", ">\n\nLooks like a lousy remake of couple of previous years...", ">\n\nI've already seen this season.", ">\n\n2023 writers getting lazy now.", ">\n\nI feel like I’ve heard this somewhere before…" ]

[ "Here we go again...\nWhat do we do with a drunken sailor? What do we do we do with a drunken sailor? What do we do with a drunken sailor, early in the morning?", ">\n\nThrow em in the brig until they're sober", ">\n\nFeed 'em to the hungry rats for dinner.", ">\n\nAnd this is why I'll need to listen to the Drunken Whaler on repeat for some amount of time.", ">\n\nBetween this and the other things happening around the world it's like watching the events of the past 2-3 years replaying themselves.", ">\n\n\n\nSuez Canal blocked by a cargo ship ✅\n\n\nA high number of contagious tourists coming in from China ✅\n\n\nA defeated president's supporters storm a country's government buildings ✅\n\n\nYep, sounds familiar alright.", ">\n\nHistory repeats, no one learns from the past.", ">\n\nI just heard someone say, \"History doesn't repeat itself, but it does rhyme.\"", ">\n\nTime is a circle from a view except it's more like a staircase. And there's a shake at certain parts. \nHating the trudge upwards and always going around.", ">\n\nVonnegut or mcconaughey?", ">\n\n\"Canal traffic is unaffected, the canal authority's chairman Osama Rabie said.\"", ">\n\nCanal authority is what I call it when my wife bosses me around", ">\n\nNot again.", ">\n\nWhat next, a bowl of petunias?", ">\n\nWhat are you doing step-ship!?", ">\n\nI just need a quick tug.", ">\n\nHooray! Worldwide commerce meltdown again! Oh, wait, no, that one is bad...", ">\n\nSorry, no raises this year because that global thing that happened for a couple of days\n-Corporations", ">\n\nAlso, all of the products and services that aren't significantly impacted are going to receive price hikes regardless- which will stick around well-after the supply chain has normalized. Our ~~suckers~~ customers ~~are too dumb to notice~~ understand that our products and services have great value and we're always doing our best to stay competitive with the other sociopaths in the price-fixed industry.", ">\n\nDammit, again?", ">\n\n“Hey, I’ve seen this one! I’ve seen this one! This is a classic!”", ">\n\nAgain!?", ">\n\nYES! THEY PUT IT BACK!!!", ">\n\nImagine the captains face right now though. Just think. They all hope it won't be them, but it had to be someone.", ">\n\nI've already seen this season.", ">\n\n2023 writers getting lazy now.", ">\n\nI feel like I’ve heard this somewhere before…", ">\n\n:( why did it have to be a Ukrainian grain ship … they need the god damn money and the world needs their god damn grain .", ">\n\nAnd why does China need Ukrainian grain?", ">\n\nI’lll just leave this here.", ">\n\nThank you", ">\n\na.s.h.w.g.a.", ">\n\nThis should be interesting, 2023 off to a good start :)", ">\n\nLooks like a lousy remake of couple of previous years...", ">\n\nHave we even recover from the last?", ">\n\nI already saw this episode…", ">\n\nLet's gooooo.", ">\n\nThese idiots can't captain ships for shit", ">\n\nFrom the article: “It is currently unclear to what extent canal traffic is affected.”\nPretty sure that means it is badly affected.", ">\n\nAlso from the article:\n\nCanal traffic is unaffected, the canal authority's chairman Osama Rabie said.", ">\n\nIm not even lying, they changed/updated the article and now its 4x as long with much more info. Thanks.", ">\n\nI actually thought something like that happened. I don't think you're lying! I mean, that would be a weird thing to lie about.", ">\n\nFor f sake can the US just pay Egypt to build a fing second line already. Pretty sure the US could have paid Egypt to build 12 canals from the last wreck and now here we are again. Seriously Egypt doesn't have the money so just pay for it already so we don't have months long shipping crisis every year.", ">\n\nThis ignores both the history of the existing canal and the current megaprojects unfolding in egypt", ">\n\nWe've got another one, folks! 🎉🎉🎉🎉 (On a serious note, FOR FUCK'S SAKE!)", ">\n\nOh god please, Not again.", ">\n\nI bet my new tote bag was on there.", ">\n\nOn a ship carrying grain from Ukraine to China?", ">\n\n\nCanal traffic is unaffected, the canal authority's chairman Osama Rabie said.", ">\n\nIt’s like deja vu all over again.", ">\n\nAgain?", ">\n\nJesus, not again.", ">\n\noh no... not again.", ">\n\nhaha, yes!\nround 2", ">\n\nOkay, who decided to put history on loop?", ">\n\nCan anyone linke some radar site for ships? So we can track how \"bad\" it is?", ">\n\nOh no, not again.", ">\n\nLet's gooooo!", ">\n\nWe don’t need no stinkin supply chain!", ">\n\nEvergreen 2?", ">\n\nThis was a good episode of The Truman Show.", ">\n\nUkraine still exporting to China . Unfuckin real", ">\n\nGreat, now I will have to wait even longer for my container full of rubber dog poo", ">\n\nHere we go again...\nWhat do we do with a drunken sailor? What do we do we do with a drunken sailor? What do we do with a drunken sailor, early in the morning?", ">\n\nThrow em in the brig until they're sober", ">\n\nFeed 'em to the hungry rats for dinner.", ">\n\nPut them in bed with the captain's daughter", ">\n\nHave you seen the captain’s daughter (early in the morning)?", ">\n\nSober?", ">\n\nBetween this and the other things happening around the world it's like watching the events of the past 2-3 years replaying themselves.", ">\n\n\n\nShip stuck at the Suez Canal ✅\n\n\nA high number of contagious tourists coming in from China ✅\n\n\nA defeated president's supporters storm a country's government buildings ✅\n\n\nYep, sounds familiar alright.", ">\n\nHistory repeats, no one learns from the past.", ">\n\nI just heard someone say, \"History doesn't repeat itself, but it does rhyme.\"", ">\n\nRepeat Rap Battles of History! \n2020! Vs! 2023!\nBEGIN!", ">\n\nGreat now I gotta go listen to 40 ERBoH videos", ">\n\n\"Canal traffic is unaffected, the canal authority's chairman Osama Rabie said.\"", ">\n\nCanal authority is what I call it when my wife bosses me around", ">\n\nNo that one is without the C", ">\n\nNo, what you mean is when the morning coffee takes control", ">\n\nNot again.", ">\n\nWhat next, a bowl of petunias?", ">\n\n“Hey, I’ve seen this one! I’ve seen this one! This is a classic!”", ">\n\nWhat do you mean you’ve seen it, it’s brand new?", ">\n\nWhat are you doing step-ship!?", ">\n\nI just need a quick tug.", ">\n\nAgain!?", ">\n\nHooray! Worldwide commerce meltdown again! Oh, wait, no, that one is bad...", ">\n\nSorry, no raises this year because that global thing that happened for a couple of days\n-Corporations", ">\n\nAlso, all of the products and services that aren't significantly impacted are going to receive price hikes regardless- which will stick around well-after the supply chain has normalized. Our ~~suckers~~ customers ~~are too dumb to notice~~ understand that our products and services have great value and we're always doing our best to stay competitive with the other sociopaths in the price-fixed industry.", ">\n\nDammit, again?", ">\n\nYES! THEY PUT IT BACK!!!", ">\n\nThis should be interesting, 2023 off to a good start :)", ">\n\nLooks like a lousy remake of couple of previous years...", ">\n\nI've already seen this season.", ">\n\nI feel like I’ve heard this somewhere before…", ">\n\nSounds like no one read the article... They were able to get the ship unstuck, and it didn't sound like it caused any blockage. So nothing to worry about, and nothing like the last blockage.", ">\n\nImagine the captains face right now though. Just think. They all hope it won't be them, but it had to be someone.", ">\n\n2023 writers getting lazy now.", ">\n\nHave we even recover from the last?", ">\n\nI already saw this episode…", ">\n\nIt got up and left, why is everyone confused?", ">\n\nNobody asked for a sequel to Attack of the Crab Monsters (1957).", ">\n\nI’lll just leave this here.", ">\n\nThank you", ">\n\na.s.h.w.g.a.", ">\n\nLet's gooooo.", ">\n\nGreat, now I will have to wait even longer for my container full of rubber dog poo", ">\n\nIt has been resolved already: source", ">\n\nThis new is breaking!", ">\n\n*again", ">\n\nWell this year is off to a GREAT start.", ">\n\n:( why did it have to be a Ukrainian grain ship … they need the god damn money and the world needs their god damn grain .", ">\n\nAnd why does China need Ukrainian grain?", ">\n\nSo people dont starve ?", ">\n\nI didn't realize that such a massive industrial country as China needs grain import to not starve.", ">\n\nFrom the article: “It is currently unclear to what extent canal traffic is affected.”\nPretty sure that means it is badly affected.", ">\n\nAlso from the article:\n\nCanal traffic is unaffected, the canal authority's chairman Osama Rabie said.", ">\n\nIm not even lying, they changed/updated the article and now its 4x as long with much more info. Thanks.", ">\n\nI actually thought something like that happened. I don't think you're lying! I mean, that would be a weird thing to lie about.", ">\n\nThese idiots can't captain ships for shit", ">\n\nUkraine still exporting to China . Unfuckin real", ">\n\nFor f sake can the US just pay Egypt to build a fing second line already. Pretty sure the US could have paid Egypt to build 12 canals from the last wreck and now here we are again. Seriously Egypt doesn't have the money so just pay for it already so we don't have months long shipping crisis every year.", ">\n\nThis ignores both the history of the existing canal and the current megaprojects unfolding in egypt", ">\n\nWe've got another one, folks! 🎉🎉🎉🎉 (On a serious note, FOR FUCK'S SAKE!)", ">\n\nOh god please, Not again.", ">\n\nI bet my new tote bag was on there.", ">\n\nOn a ship carrying grain from Ukraine to China?", ">\n\n\nCanal traffic is unaffected, the canal authority's chairman Osama Rabie said.", ">\n\nIt’s like deja vu all over again.", ">\n\nAgain?", ">\n\nJesus, not again.", ">\n\noh no... not again.", ">\n\nhaha, yes!\nround 2", ">\n\nOkay, who decided to put history on loop?", ">\n\nCan anyone linke some radar site for ships? So we can track how \"bad\" it is?", ">\n\nOh no, not again.", ">\n\nLet's gooooo!", ">\n\nWe don’t need no stinkin supply chain!", ">\n\nEvergreen 2?", ">\n\nThis was a good episode of The Truman Show.", ">\n\nDe ja vu", ">\n\nLooks like they'll have to make it even wider for the influx of inexperienced shipping crews in the industry.", ">\n\nDeja Vu anyone?", ">\n\nSeriously, how often does this happens?", ">\n\nAgain?", ">\n\nIt’s even funnier the second time!!", ">\n\nPlease not with my stuff in it. Please.", ">\n\nBetween this and the other things happening around the world it's like watching the events of the past 2-3 years replaying themselves.", ">\n\n\n\nShip stuck at the Suez Canal ✅\n\n\nA high number of contagious tourists coming in from China ✅\n\n\nA defeated president's supporters storm a country's government buildings ✅\n\n\nYep, sounds familiar alright.", ">\n\nHistory repeats, no one learns from the past.", ">\n\nI just heard someone say, \"History doesn't repeat itself, but it does rhyme.\"", ">\n\nTime is a circle from a view except it's more like a staircase. And there's a shake at certain parts. \nHating the trudge upwards and always going around.", ">\n\nVonnegut or mcconaughey?", ">\n\n\"Canal traffic is unaffected, the canal authority's chairman Osama Rabie said.\"", ">\n\nCanal authority is what I call it when my wife bosses me around", ">\n\nNo that one is without the C", ">\n\nNo, what you mean is when the morning coffee takes control", ">\n\nHere we go again...\nWhat do we do with a drunken sailor? What do we do we do with a drunken sailor? What do we do with a drunken sailor, early in the morning?", ">\n\nThrow em in the brig until they're sober", ">\n\nFeed 'em to the hungry rats for dinner.", ">\n\nPut them in bed with the captain's daughter", ">\n\nHave you seen the captain’s daughter (early in the morning)?", ">\n\nShave his belly with a rusty razor", ">\n\n“Hey, I’ve seen this one! I’ve seen this one! This is a classic!”", ">\n\nWhat do you mean you’ve seen it, it’s brand new?", ">\n\nWhat’s a rerun?", ">\n\nWhat are you doing step-ship!?", ">\n\nIt doesn't take much with you people.", ">\n\nAhaa but you got the referrence still! 😆", ">\n\nNot again.", ">\n\nWhat next, a bowl of petunias?", ">\n\ndunno, time to start eating a bat's soup from a chinese wetmarket", ">\n\nAgain!?", ">\n\nHooray! Worldwide commerce meltdown again! Oh, wait, no, that one is bad...", ">\n\nYeah hopefully it gets resolved quick, more supply chain issues are not what we need right now", ">\n\nA quick scan of the article says it doesn't affect traffic.... I know reading isn't fun though.", ">\n\nIt has now been cleared!", ">\n\nDammit, again?", ">\n\nYES! THEY PUT IT BACK!!!", ">\n\nSounds like no one read the article... They were able to get the ship unstuck, and it didn't sound like it caused any blockage. So nothing to worry about, and nothing like the last blockage.", ">\n\nThis should be interesting, 2023 off to a good start :)", ">\n\nLooks like a lousy remake of couple of previous years...", ">\n\nI've already seen this season.", ">\n\n2023 writers getting lazy now.", ">\n\nI feel like I’ve heard this somewhere before…", ">\n\nIt has been resolved already: source" ]

[ "Here we go again...\nWhat do we do with a drunken sailor? What do we do we do with a drunken sailor? What do we do with a drunken sailor, early in the morning?", ">\n\nThrow em in the brig until they're sober", ">\n\nFeed 'em to the hungry rats for dinner.", ">\n\nAnd this is why I'll need to listen to the Drunken Whaler on repeat for some amount of time.", ">\n\nBetween this and the other things happening around the world it's like watching the events of the past 2-3 years replaying themselves.", ">\n\n\n\nSuez Canal blocked by a cargo ship ✅\n\n\nA high number of contagious tourists coming in from China ✅\n\n\nA defeated president's supporters storm a country's government buildings ✅\n\n\nYep, sounds familiar alright.", ">\n\nHistory repeats, no one learns from the past.", ">\n\nI just heard someone say, \"History doesn't repeat itself, but it does rhyme.\"", ">\n\nTime is a circle from a view except it's more like a staircase. And there's a shake at certain parts. \nHating the trudge upwards and always going around.", ">\n\nVonnegut or mcconaughey?", ">\n\n\"Canal traffic is unaffected, the canal authority's chairman Osama Rabie said.\"", ">\n\nCanal authority is what I call it when my wife bosses me around", ">\n\nNot again.", ">\n\nWhat next, a bowl of petunias?", ">\n\nWhat are you doing step-ship!?", ">\n\nI just need a quick tug.", ">\n\nHooray! Worldwide commerce meltdown again! Oh, wait, no, that one is bad...", ">\n\nSorry, no raises this year because that global thing that happened for a couple of days\n-Corporations", ">\n\nAlso, all of the products and services that aren't significantly impacted are going to receive price hikes regardless- which will stick around well-after the supply chain has normalized. Our ~~suckers~~ customers ~~are too dumb to notice~~ understand that our products and services have great value and we're always doing our best to stay competitive with the other sociopaths in the price-fixed industry.", ">\n\nDammit, again?", ">\n\n“Hey, I’ve seen this one! I’ve seen this one! This is a classic!”", ">\n\nAgain!?", ">\n\nYES! THEY PUT IT BACK!!!", ">\n\nImagine the captains face right now though. Just think. They all hope it won't be them, but it had to be someone.", ">\n\nI've already seen this season.", ">\n\n2023 writers getting lazy now.", ">\n\nI feel like I’ve heard this somewhere before…", ">\n\n:( why did it have to be a Ukrainian grain ship … they need the god damn money and the world needs their god damn grain .", ">\n\nAnd why does China need Ukrainian grain?", ">\n\nI’lll just leave this here.", ">\n\nThank you", ">\n\na.s.h.w.g.a.", ">\n\nThis should be interesting, 2023 off to a good start :)", ">\n\nLooks like a lousy remake of couple of previous years...", ">\n\nHave we even recover from the last?", ">\n\nI already saw this episode…", ">\n\nLet's gooooo.", ">\n\nThese idiots can't captain ships for shit", ">\n\nFrom the article: “It is currently unclear to what extent canal traffic is affected.”\nPretty sure that means it is badly affected.", ">\n\nAlso from the article:\n\nCanal traffic is unaffected, the canal authority's chairman Osama Rabie said.", ">\n\nIm not even lying, they changed/updated the article and now its 4x as long with much more info. Thanks.", ">\n\nI actually thought something like that happened. I don't think you're lying! I mean, that would be a weird thing to lie about.", ">\n\nFor f sake can the US just pay Egypt to build a fing second line already. Pretty sure the US could have paid Egypt to build 12 canals from the last wreck and now here we are again. Seriously Egypt doesn't have the money so just pay for it already so we don't have months long shipping crisis every year.", ">\n\nThis ignores both the history of the existing canal and the current megaprojects unfolding in egypt", ">\n\nWe've got another one, folks! 🎉🎉🎉🎉 (On a serious note, FOR FUCK'S SAKE!)", ">\n\nOh god please, Not again.", ">\n\nI bet my new tote bag was on there.", ">\n\nOn a ship carrying grain from Ukraine to China?", ">\n\n\nCanal traffic is unaffected, the canal authority's chairman Osama Rabie said.", ">\n\nIt’s like deja vu all over again.", ">\n\nAgain?", ">\n\nJesus, not again.", ">\n\noh no... not again.", ">\n\nhaha, yes!\nround 2", ">\n\nOkay, who decided to put history on loop?", ">\n\nCan anyone linke some radar site for ships? So we can track how \"bad\" it is?", ">\n\nOh no, not again.", ">\n\nLet's gooooo!", ">\n\nWe don’t need no stinkin supply chain!", ">\n\nEvergreen 2?", ">\n\nThis was a good episode of The Truman Show.", ">\n\nUkraine still exporting to China . Unfuckin real", ">\n\nGreat, now I will have to wait even longer for my container full of rubber dog poo", ">\n\nHere we go again...\nWhat do we do with a drunken sailor? What do we do we do with a drunken sailor? What do we do with a drunken sailor, early in the morning?", ">\n\nThrow em in the brig until they're sober", ">\n\nFeed 'em to the hungry rats for dinner.", ">\n\nPut them in bed with the captain's daughter", ">\n\nHave you seen the captain’s daughter (early in the morning)?", ">\n\nSober?", ">\n\nBetween this and the other things happening around the world it's like watching the events of the past 2-3 years replaying themselves.", ">\n\n\n\nShip stuck at the Suez Canal ✅\n\n\nA high number of contagious tourists coming in from China ✅\n\n\nA defeated president's supporters storm a country's government buildings ✅\n\n\nYep, sounds familiar alright.", ">\n\nHistory repeats, no one learns from the past.", ">\n\nI just heard someone say, \"History doesn't repeat itself, but it does rhyme.\"", ">\n\nRepeat Rap Battles of History! \n2020! Vs! 2023!\nBEGIN!", ">\n\nGreat now I gotta go listen to 40 ERBoH videos", ">\n\n\"Canal traffic is unaffected, the canal authority's chairman Osama Rabie said.\"", ">\n\nCanal authority is what I call it when my wife bosses me around", ">\n\nNo that one is without the C", ">\n\nNo, what you mean is when the morning coffee takes control", ">\n\nNot again.", ">\n\nWhat next, a bowl of petunias?", ">\n\n“Hey, I’ve seen this one! I’ve seen this one! This is a classic!”", ">\n\nWhat do you mean you’ve seen it, it’s brand new?", ">\n\nWhat are you doing step-ship!?", ">\n\nI just need a quick tug.", ">\n\nAgain!?", ">\n\nHooray! Worldwide commerce meltdown again! Oh, wait, no, that one is bad...", ">\n\nSorry, no raises this year because that global thing that happened for a couple of days\n-Corporations", ">\n\nAlso, all of the products and services that aren't significantly impacted are going to receive price hikes regardless- which will stick around well-after the supply chain has normalized. Our ~~suckers~~ customers ~~are too dumb to notice~~ understand that our products and services have great value and we're always doing our best to stay competitive with the other sociopaths in the price-fixed industry.", ">\n\nDammit, again?", ">\n\nYES! THEY PUT IT BACK!!!", ">\n\nThis should be interesting, 2023 off to a good start :)", ">\n\nLooks like a lousy remake of couple of previous years...", ">\n\nI've already seen this season.", ">\n\nI feel like I’ve heard this somewhere before…", ">\n\nSounds like no one read the article... They were able to get the ship unstuck, and it didn't sound like it caused any blockage. So nothing to worry about, and nothing like the last blockage.", ">\n\nImagine the captains face right now though. Just think. They all hope it won't be them, but it had to be someone.", ">\n\n2023 writers getting lazy now.", ">\n\nHave we even recover from the last?", ">\n\nI already saw this episode…", ">\n\nIt got up and left, why is everyone confused?", ">\n\nNobody asked for a sequel to Attack of the Crab Monsters (1957).", ">\n\nI’lll just leave this here.", ">\n\nThank you", ">\n\na.s.h.w.g.a.", ">\n\nLet's gooooo.", ">\n\nGreat, now I will have to wait even longer for my container full of rubber dog poo", ">\n\nIt has been resolved already: source", ">\n\nThis new is breaking!", ">\n\n*again", ">\n\nWell this year is off to a GREAT start.", ">\n\n:( why did it have to be a Ukrainian grain ship … they need the god damn money and the world needs their god damn grain .", ">\n\nAnd why does China need Ukrainian grain?", ">\n\nSo people dont starve ?", ">\n\nI didn't realize that such a massive industrial country as China needs grain import to not starve.", ">\n\nFrom the article: “It is currently unclear to what extent canal traffic is affected.”\nPretty sure that means it is badly affected.", ">\n\nAlso from the article:\n\nCanal traffic is unaffected, the canal authority's chairman Osama Rabie said.", ">\n\nIm not even lying, they changed/updated the article and now its 4x as long with much more info. Thanks.", ">\n\nI actually thought something like that happened. I don't think you're lying! I mean, that would be a weird thing to lie about.", ">\n\nThese idiots can't captain ships for shit", ">\n\nUkraine still exporting to China . Unfuckin real", ">\n\nFor f sake can the US just pay Egypt to build a fing second line already. Pretty sure the US could have paid Egypt to build 12 canals from the last wreck and now here we are again. Seriously Egypt doesn't have the money so just pay for it already so we don't have months long shipping crisis every year.", ">\n\nThis ignores both the history of the existing canal and the current megaprojects unfolding in egypt", ">\n\nWe've got another one, folks! 🎉🎉🎉🎉 (On a serious note, FOR FUCK'S SAKE!)", ">\n\nOh god please, Not again.", ">\n\nI bet my new tote bag was on there.", ">\n\nOn a ship carrying grain from Ukraine to China?", ">\n\n\nCanal traffic is unaffected, the canal authority's chairman Osama Rabie said.", ">\n\nIt’s like deja vu all over again.", ">\n\nAgain?", ">\n\nJesus, not again.", ">\n\noh no... not again.", ">\n\nhaha, yes!\nround 2", ">\n\nOkay, who decided to put history on loop?", ">\n\nCan anyone linke some radar site for ships? So we can track how \"bad\" it is?", ">\n\nOh no, not again.", ">\n\nLet's gooooo!", ">\n\nWe don’t need no stinkin supply chain!", ">\n\nEvergreen 2?", ">\n\nThis was a good episode of The Truman Show.", ">\n\nDe ja vu", ">\n\nLooks like they'll have to make it even wider for the influx of inexperienced shipping crews in the industry.", ">\n\nDeja Vu anyone?", ">\n\nSeriously, how often does this happens?", ">\n\nAgain?", ">\n\nIt’s even funnier the second time!!", ">\n\nPlease not with my stuff in it. Please.", ">\n\nBetween this and the other things happening around the world it's like watching the events of the past 2-3 years replaying themselves.", ">\n\n\n\nShip stuck at the Suez Canal ✅\n\n\nA high number of contagious tourists coming in from China ✅\n\n\nA defeated president's supporters storm a country's government buildings ✅\n\n\nYep, sounds familiar alright.", ">\n\nHistory repeats, no one learns from the past.", ">\n\nI just heard someone say, \"History doesn't repeat itself, but it does rhyme.\"", ">\n\nTime is a circle from a view except it's more like a staircase. And there's a shake at certain parts. \nHating the trudge upwards and always going around.", ">\n\nVonnegut or mcconaughey?", ">\n\n\"Canal traffic is unaffected, the canal authority's chairman Osama Rabie said.\"", ">\n\nCanal authority is what I call it when my wife bosses me around", ">\n\nNo that one is without the C", ">\n\nNo, what you mean is when the morning coffee takes control", ">\n\nHere we go again...\nWhat do we do with a drunken sailor? What do we do we do with a drunken sailor? What do we do with a drunken sailor, early in the morning?", ">\n\nThrow em in the brig until they're sober", ">\n\nFeed 'em to the hungry rats for dinner.", ">\n\nPut them in bed with the captain's daughter", ">\n\nHave you seen the captain’s daughter (early in the morning)?", ">\n\nShave his belly with a rusty razor", ">\n\n“Hey, I’ve seen this one! I’ve seen this one! This is a classic!”", ">\n\nWhat do you mean you’ve seen it, it’s brand new?", ">\n\nWhat’s a rerun?", ">\n\nWhat are you doing step-ship!?", ">\n\nIt doesn't take much with you people.", ">\n\nAhaa but you got the referrence still! 😆", ">\n\nNot again.", ">\n\nWhat next, a bowl of petunias?", ">\n\ndunno, time to start eating a bat's soup from a chinese wetmarket", ">\n\nAgain!?", ">\n\nHooray! Worldwide commerce meltdown again! Oh, wait, no, that one is bad...", ">\n\nYeah hopefully it gets resolved quick, more supply chain issues are not what we need right now", ">\n\nA quick scan of the article says it doesn't affect traffic.... I know reading isn't fun though.", ">\n\nIt has now been cleared!", ">\n\nDammit, again?", ">\n\nYES! THEY PUT IT BACK!!!", ">\n\nSounds like no one read the article... They were able to get the ship unstuck, and it didn't sound like it caused any blockage. So nothing to worry about, and nothing like the last blockage.", ">\n\nThis should be interesting, 2023 off to a good start :)", ">\n\nLooks like a lousy remake of couple of previous years...", ">\n\nI've already seen this season.", ">\n\n2023 writers getting lazy now.", ">\n\nI feel like I’ve heard this somewhere before…", ">\n\nIt has been resolved already: source", ">\n\nIt got up and left, why is everyone confused?" ]

[ "Here we go again...\nWhat do we do with a drunken sailor? What do we do we do with a drunken sailor? What do we do with a drunken sailor, early in the morning?", ">\n\nThrow em in the brig until they're sober", ">\n\nFeed 'em to the hungry rats for dinner.", ">\n\nAnd this is why I'll need to listen to the Drunken Whaler on repeat for some amount of time.", ">\n\nBetween this and the other things happening around the world it's like watching the events of the past 2-3 years replaying themselves.", ">\n\n\n\nSuez Canal blocked by a cargo ship ✅\n\n\nA high number of contagious tourists coming in from China ✅\n\n\nA defeated president's supporters storm a country's government buildings ✅\n\n\nYep, sounds familiar alright.", ">\n\nHistory repeats, no one learns from the past.", ">\n\nI just heard someone say, \"History doesn't repeat itself, but it does rhyme.\"", ">\n\nTime is a circle from a view except it's more like a staircase. And there's a shake at certain parts. \nHating the trudge upwards and always going around.", ">\n\nVonnegut or mcconaughey?", ">\n\n\"Canal traffic is unaffected, the canal authority's chairman Osama Rabie said.\"", ">\n\nCanal authority is what I call it when my wife bosses me around", ">\n\nNot again.", ">\n\nWhat next, a bowl of petunias?", ">\n\nWhat are you doing step-ship!?", ">\n\nI just need a quick tug.", ">\n\nHooray! Worldwide commerce meltdown again! Oh, wait, no, that one is bad...", ">\n\nSorry, no raises this year because that global thing that happened for a couple of days\n-Corporations", ">\n\nAlso, all of the products and services that aren't significantly impacted are going to receive price hikes regardless- which will stick around well-after the supply chain has normalized. Our ~~suckers~~ customers ~~are too dumb to notice~~ understand that our products and services have great value and we're always doing our best to stay competitive with the other sociopaths in the price-fixed industry.", ">\n\nDammit, again?", ">\n\n“Hey, I’ve seen this one! I’ve seen this one! This is a classic!”", ">\n\nAgain!?", ">\n\nYES! THEY PUT IT BACK!!!", ">\n\nImagine the captains face right now though. Just think. They all hope it won't be them, but it had to be someone.", ">\n\nI've already seen this season.", ">\n\n2023 writers getting lazy now.", ">\n\nI feel like I’ve heard this somewhere before…", ">\n\n:( why did it have to be a Ukrainian grain ship … they need the god damn money and the world needs their god damn grain .", ">\n\nAnd why does China need Ukrainian grain?", ">\n\nI’lll just leave this here.", ">\n\nThank you", ">\n\na.s.h.w.g.a.", ">\n\nThis should be interesting, 2023 off to a good start :)", ">\n\nLooks like a lousy remake of couple of previous years...", ">\n\nHave we even recover from the last?", ">\n\nI already saw this episode…", ">\n\nLet's gooooo.", ">\n\nThese idiots can't captain ships for shit", ">\n\nFrom the article: “It is currently unclear to what extent canal traffic is affected.”\nPretty sure that means it is badly affected.", ">\n\nAlso from the article:\n\nCanal traffic is unaffected, the canal authority's chairman Osama Rabie said.", ">\n\nIm not even lying, they changed/updated the article and now its 4x as long with much more info. Thanks.", ">\n\nI actually thought something like that happened. I don't think you're lying! I mean, that would be a weird thing to lie about.", ">\n\nFor f sake can the US just pay Egypt to build a fing second line already. Pretty sure the US could have paid Egypt to build 12 canals from the last wreck and now here we are again. Seriously Egypt doesn't have the money so just pay for it already so we don't have months long shipping crisis every year.", ">\n\nThis ignores both the history of the existing canal and the current megaprojects unfolding in egypt", ">\n\nWe've got another one, folks! 🎉🎉🎉🎉 (On a serious note, FOR FUCK'S SAKE!)", ">\n\nOh god please, Not again.", ">\n\nI bet my new tote bag was on there.", ">\n\nOn a ship carrying grain from Ukraine to China?", ">\n\n\nCanal traffic is unaffected, the canal authority's chairman Osama Rabie said.", ">\n\nIt’s like deja vu all over again.", ">\n\nAgain?", ">\n\nJesus, not again.", ">\n\noh no... not again.", ">\n\nhaha, yes!\nround 2", ">\n\nOkay, who decided to put history on loop?", ">\n\nCan anyone linke some radar site for ships? So we can track how \"bad\" it is?", ">\n\nOh no, not again.", ">\n\nLet's gooooo!", ">\n\nWe don’t need no stinkin supply chain!", ">\n\nEvergreen 2?", ">\n\nThis was a good episode of The Truman Show.", ">\n\nUkraine still exporting to China . Unfuckin real", ">\n\nGreat, now I will have to wait even longer for my container full of rubber dog poo", ">\n\nHere we go again...\nWhat do we do with a drunken sailor? What do we do we do with a drunken sailor? What do we do with a drunken sailor, early in the morning?", ">\n\nThrow em in the brig until they're sober", ">\n\nFeed 'em to the hungry rats for dinner.", ">\n\nPut them in bed with the captain's daughter", ">\n\nHave you seen the captain’s daughter (early in the morning)?", ">\n\nSober?", ">\n\nBetween this and the other things happening around the world it's like watching the events of the past 2-3 years replaying themselves.", ">\n\n\n\nShip stuck at the Suez Canal ✅\n\n\nA high number of contagious tourists coming in from China ✅\n\n\nA defeated president's supporters storm a country's government buildings ✅\n\n\nYep, sounds familiar alright.", ">\n\nHistory repeats, no one learns from the past.", ">\n\nI just heard someone say, \"History doesn't repeat itself, but it does rhyme.\"", ">\n\nRepeat Rap Battles of History! \n2020! Vs! 2023!\nBEGIN!", ">\n\nGreat now I gotta go listen to 40 ERBoH videos", ">\n\n\"Canal traffic is unaffected, the canal authority's chairman Osama Rabie said.\"", ">\n\nCanal authority is what I call it when my wife bosses me around", ">\n\nNo that one is without the C", ">\n\nNo, what you mean is when the morning coffee takes control", ">\n\nNot again.", ">\n\nWhat next, a bowl of petunias?", ">\n\n“Hey, I’ve seen this one! I’ve seen this one! This is a classic!”", ">\n\nWhat do you mean you’ve seen it, it’s brand new?", ">\n\nWhat are you doing step-ship!?", ">\n\nI just need a quick tug.", ">\n\nAgain!?", ">\n\nHooray! Worldwide commerce meltdown again! Oh, wait, no, that one is bad...", ">\n\nSorry, no raises this year because that global thing that happened for a couple of days\n-Corporations", ">\n\nAlso, all of the products and services that aren't significantly impacted are going to receive price hikes regardless- which will stick around well-after the supply chain has normalized. Our ~~suckers~~ customers ~~are too dumb to notice~~ understand that our products and services have great value and we're always doing our best to stay competitive with the other sociopaths in the price-fixed industry.", ">\n\nDammit, again?", ">\n\nYES! THEY PUT IT BACK!!!", ">\n\nThis should be interesting, 2023 off to a good start :)", ">\n\nLooks like a lousy remake of couple of previous years...", ">\n\nI've already seen this season.", ">\n\nI feel like I’ve heard this somewhere before…", ">\n\nSounds like no one read the article... They were able to get the ship unstuck, and it didn't sound like it caused any blockage. So nothing to worry about, and nothing like the last blockage.", ">\n\nImagine the captains face right now though. Just think. They all hope it won't be them, but it had to be someone.", ">\n\n2023 writers getting lazy now.", ">\n\nHave we even recover from the last?", ">\n\nI already saw this episode…", ">\n\nIt got up and left, why is everyone confused?", ">\n\nNobody asked for a sequel to Attack of the Crab Monsters (1957).", ">\n\nI’lll just leave this here.", ">\n\nThank you", ">\n\na.s.h.w.g.a.", ">\n\nLet's gooooo.", ">\n\nGreat, now I will have to wait even longer for my container full of rubber dog poo", ">\n\nIt has been resolved already: source", ">\n\nThis new is breaking!", ">\n\n*again", ">\n\nWell this year is off to a GREAT start.", ">\n\n:( why did it have to be a Ukrainian grain ship … they need the god damn money and the world needs their god damn grain .", ">\n\nAnd why does China need Ukrainian grain?", ">\n\nSo people dont starve ?", ">\n\nI didn't realize that such a massive industrial country as China needs grain import to not starve.", ">\n\nFrom the article: “It is currently unclear to what extent canal traffic is affected.”\nPretty sure that means it is badly affected.", ">\n\nAlso from the article:\n\nCanal traffic is unaffected, the canal authority's chairman Osama Rabie said.", ">\n\nIm not even lying, they changed/updated the article and now its 4x as long with much more info. Thanks.", ">\n\nI actually thought something like that happened. I don't think you're lying! I mean, that would be a weird thing to lie about.", ">\n\nThese idiots can't captain ships for shit", ">\n\nUkraine still exporting to China . Unfuckin real", ">\n\nFor f sake can the US just pay Egypt to build a fing second line already. Pretty sure the US could have paid Egypt to build 12 canals from the last wreck and now here we are again. Seriously Egypt doesn't have the money so just pay for it already so we don't have months long shipping crisis every year.", ">\n\nThis ignores both the history of the existing canal and the current megaprojects unfolding in egypt", ">\n\nWe've got another one, folks! 🎉🎉🎉🎉 (On a serious note, FOR FUCK'S SAKE!)", ">\n\nOh god please, Not again.", ">\n\nI bet my new tote bag was on there.", ">\n\nOn a ship carrying grain from Ukraine to China?", ">\n\n\nCanal traffic is unaffected, the canal authority's chairman Osama Rabie said.", ">\n\nIt’s like deja vu all over again.", ">\n\nAgain?", ">\n\nJesus, not again.", ">\n\noh no... not again.", ">\n\nhaha, yes!\nround 2", ">\n\nOkay, who decided to put history on loop?", ">\n\nCan anyone linke some radar site for ships? So we can track how \"bad\" it is?", ">\n\nOh no, not again.", ">\n\nLet's gooooo!", ">\n\nWe don’t need no stinkin supply chain!", ">\n\nEvergreen 2?", ">\n\nThis was a good episode of The Truman Show.", ">\n\nDe ja vu", ">\n\nLooks like they'll have to make it even wider for the influx of inexperienced shipping crews in the industry.", ">\n\nDeja Vu anyone?", ">\n\nSeriously, how often does this happens?", ">\n\nAgain?", ">\n\nIt’s even funnier the second time!!", ">\n\nPlease not with my stuff in it. Please.", ">\n\nBetween this and the other things happening around the world it's like watching the events of the past 2-3 years replaying themselves.", ">\n\n\n\nShip stuck at the Suez Canal ✅\n\n\nA high number of contagious tourists coming in from China ✅\n\n\nA defeated president's supporters storm a country's government buildings ✅\n\n\nYep, sounds familiar alright.", ">\n\nHistory repeats, no one learns from the past.", ">\n\nI just heard someone say, \"History doesn't repeat itself, but it does rhyme.\"", ">\n\nTime is a circle from a view except it's more like a staircase. And there's a shake at certain parts. \nHating the trudge upwards and always going around.", ">\n\nVonnegut or mcconaughey?", ">\n\n\"Canal traffic is unaffected, the canal authority's chairman Osama Rabie said.\"", ">\n\nCanal authority is what I call it when my wife bosses me around", ">\n\nNo that one is without the C", ">\n\nNo, what you mean is when the morning coffee takes control", ">\n\nHere we go again...\nWhat do we do with a drunken sailor? What do we do we do with a drunken sailor? What do we do with a drunken sailor, early in the morning?", ">\n\nThrow em in the brig until they're sober", ">\n\nFeed 'em to the hungry rats for dinner.", ">\n\nPut them in bed with the captain's daughter", ">\n\nHave you seen the captain’s daughter (early in the morning)?", ">\n\nShave his belly with a rusty razor", ">\n\n“Hey, I’ve seen this one! I’ve seen this one! This is a classic!”", ">\n\nWhat do you mean you’ve seen it, it’s brand new?", ">\n\nWhat’s a rerun?", ">\n\nWhat are you doing step-ship!?", ">\n\nIt doesn't take much with you people.", ">\n\nAhaa but you got the referrence still! 😆", ">\n\nNot again.", ">\n\nWhat next, a bowl of petunias?", ">\n\ndunno, time to start eating a bat's soup from a chinese wetmarket", ">\n\nAgain!?", ">\n\nHooray! Worldwide commerce meltdown again! Oh, wait, no, that one is bad...", ">\n\nYeah hopefully it gets resolved quick, more supply chain issues are not what we need right now", ">\n\nA quick scan of the article says it doesn't affect traffic.... I know reading isn't fun though.", ">\n\nIt has now been cleared!", ">\n\nDammit, again?", ">\n\nYES! THEY PUT IT BACK!!!", ">\n\nSounds like no one read the article... They were able to get the ship unstuck, and it didn't sound like it caused any blockage. So nothing to worry about, and nothing like the last blockage.", ">\n\nThis should be interesting, 2023 off to a good start :)", ">\n\nLooks like a lousy remake of couple of previous years...", ">\n\nI've already seen this season.", ">\n\n2023 writers getting lazy now.", ">\n\nI feel like I’ve heard this somewhere before…", ">\n\nIt has been resolved already: source", ">\n\nIt got up and left, why is everyone confused?", ">\n\nNobody asked for a sequel to Attack of the Crab Monsters (1957)." ]

[ "Here we go again...\nWhat do we do with a drunken sailor? What do we do we do with a drunken sailor? What do we do with a drunken sailor, early in the morning?", ">\n\nThrow em in the brig until they're sober", ">\n\nFeed 'em to the hungry rats for dinner.", ">\n\nAnd this is why I'll need to listen to the Drunken Whaler on repeat for some amount of time.", ">\n\nBetween this and the other things happening around the world it's like watching the events of the past 2-3 years replaying themselves.", ">\n\n\n\nSuez Canal blocked by a cargo ship ✅\n\n\nA high number of contagious tourists coming in from China ✅\n\n\nA defeated president's supporters storm a country's government buildings ✅\n\n\nYep, sounds familiar alright.", ">\n\nHistory repeats, no one learns from the past.", ">\n\nI just heard someone say, \"History doesn't repeat itself, but it does rhyme.\"", ">\n\nTime is a circle from a view except it's more like a staircase. And there's a shake at certain parts. \nHating the trudge upwards and always going around.", ">\n\nVonnegut or mcconaughey?", ">\n\n\"Canal traffic is unaffected, the canal authority's chairman Osama Rabie said.\"", ">\n\nCanal authority is what I call it when my wife bosses me around", ">\n\nNot again.", ">\n\nWhat next, a bowl of petunias?", ">\n\nWhat are you doing step-ship!?", ">\n\nI just need a quick tug.", ">\n\nHooray! Worldwide commerce meltdown again! Oh, wait, no, that one is bad...", ">\n\nSorry, no raises this year because that global thing that happened for a couple of days\n-Corporations", ">\n\nAlso, all of the products and services that aren't significantly impacted are going to receive price hikes regardless- which will stick around well-after the supply chain has normalized. Our ~~suckers~~ customers ~~are too dumb to notice~~ understand that our products and services have great value and we're always doing our best to stay competitive with the other sociopaths in the price-fixed industry.", ">\n\nDammit, again?", ">\n\n“Hey, I’ve seen this one! I’ve seen this one! This is a classic!”", ">\n\nAgain!?", ">\n\nYES! THEY PUT IT BACK!!!", ">\n\nImagine the captains face right now though. Just think. They all hope it won't be them, but it had to be someone.", ">\n\nI've already seen this season.", ">\n\n2023 writers getting lazy now.", ">\n\nI feel like I’ve heard this somewhere before…", ">\n\n:( why did it have to be a Ukrainian grain ship … they need the god damn money and the world needs their god damn grain .", ">\n\nAnd why does China need Ukrainian grain?", ">\n\nI’lll just leave this here.", ">\n\nThank you", ">\n\na.s.h.w.g.a.", ">\n\nThis should be interesting, 2023 off to a good start :)", ">\n\nLooks like a lousy remake of couple of previous years...", ">\n\nHave we even recover from the last?", ">\n\nI already saw this episode…", ">\n\nLet's gooooo.", ">\n\nThese idiots can't captain ships for shit", ">\n\nFrom the article: “It is currently unclear to what extent canal traffic is affected.”\nPretty sure that means it is badly affected.", ">\n\nAlso from the article:\n\nCanal traffic is unaffected, the canal authority's chairman Osama Rabie said.", ">\n\nIm not even lying, they changed/updated the article and now its 4x as long with much more info. Thanks.", ">\n\nI actually thought something like that happened. I don't think you're lying! I mean, that would be a weird thing to lie about.", ">\n\nFor f sake can the US just pay Egypt to build a fing second line already. Pretty sure the US could have paid Egypt to build 12 canals from the last wreck and now here we are again. Seriously Egypt doesn't have the money so just pay for it already so we don't have months long shipping crisis every year.", ">\n\nThis ignores both the history of the existing canal and the current megaprojects unfolding in egypt", ">\n\nWe've got another one, folks! 🎉🎉🎉🎉 (On a serious note, FOR FUCK'S SAKE!)", ">\n\nOh god please, Not again.", ">\n\nI bet my new tote bag was on there.", ">\n\nOn a ship carrying grain from Ukraine to China?", ">\n\n\nCanal traffic is unaffected, the canal authority's chairman Osama Rabie said.", ">\n\nIt’s like deja vu all over again.", ">\n\nAgain?", ">\n\nJesus, not again.", ">\n\noh no... not again.", ">\n\nhaha, yes!\nround 2", ">\n\nOkay, who decided to put history on loop?", ">\n\nCan anyone linke some radar site for ships? So we can track how \"bad\" it is?", ">\n\nOh no, not again.", ">\n\nLet's gooooo!", ">\n\nWe don’t need no stinkin supply chain!", ">\n\nEvergreen 2?", ">\n\nThis was a good episode of The Truman Show.", ">\n\nUkraine still exporting to China . Unfuckin real", ">\n\nGreat, now I will have to wait even longer for my container full of rubber dog poo", ">\n\nHere we go again...\nWhat do we do with a drunken sailor? What do we do we do with a drunken sailor? What do we do with a drunken sailor, early in the morning?", ">\n\nThrow em in the brig until they're sober", ">\n\nFeed 'em to the hungry rats for dinner.", ">\n\nPut them in bed with the captain's daughter", ">\n\nHave you seen the captain’s daughter (early in the morning)?", ">\n\nSober?", ">\n\nBetween this and the other things happening around the world it's like watching the events of the past 2-3 years replaying themselves.", ">\n\n\n\nShip stuck at the Suez Canal ✅\n\n\nA high number of contagious tourists coming in from China ✅\n\n\nA defeated president's supporters storm a country's government buildings ✅\n\n\nYep, sounds familiar alright.", ">\n\nHistory repeats, no one learns from the past.", ">\n\nI just heard someone say, \"History doesn't repeat itself, but it does rhyme.\"", ">\n\nRepeat Rap Battles of History! \n2020! Vs! 2023!\nBEGIN!", ">\n\nGreat now I gotta go listen to 40 ERBoH videos", ">\n\n\"Canal traffic is unaffected, the canal authority's chairman Osama Rabie said.\"", ">\n\nCanal authority is what I call it when my wife bosses me around", ">\n\nNo that one is without the C", ">\n\nNo, what you mean is when the morning coffee takes control", ">\n\nNot again.", ">\n\nWhat next, a bowl of petunias?", ">\n\n“Hey, I’ve seen this one! I’ve seen this one! This is a classic!”", ">\n\nWhat do you mean you’ve seen it, it’s brand new?", ">\n\nWhat are you doing step-ship!?", ">\n\nI just need a quick tug.", ">\n\nAgain!?", ">\n\nHooray! Worldwide commerce meltdown again! Oh, wait, no, that one is bad...", ">\n\nSorry, no raises this year because that global thing that happened for a couple of days\n-Corporations", ">\n\nAlso, all of the products and services that aren't significantly impacted are going to receive price hikes regardless- which will stick around well-after the supply chain has normalized. Our ~~suckers~~ customers ~~are too dumb to notice~~ understand that our products and services have great value and we're always doing our best to stay competitive with the other sociopaths in the price-fixed industry.", ">\n\nDammit, again?", ">\n\nYES! THEY PUT IT BACK!!!", ">\n\nThis should be interesting, 2023 off to a good start :)", ">\n\nLooks like a lousy remake of couple of previous years...", ">\n\nI've already seen this season.", ">\n\nI feel like I’ve heard this somewhere before…", ">\n\nSounds like no one read the article... They were able to get the ship unstuck, and it didn't sound like it caused any blockage. So nothing to worry about, and nothing like the last blockage.", ">\n\nImagine the captains face right now though. Just think. They all hope it won't be them, but it had to be someone.", ">\n\n2023 writers getting lazy now.", ">\n\nHave we even recover from the last?", ">\n\nI already saw this episode…", ">\n\nIt got up and left, why is everyone confused?", ">\n\nNobody asked for a sequel to Attack of the Crab Monsters (1957).", ">\n\nI’lll just leave this here.", ">\n\nThank you", ">\n\na.s.h.w.g.a.", ">\n\nLet's gooooo.", ">\n\nGreat, now I will have to wait even longer for my container full of rubber dog poo", ">\n\nIt has been resolved already: source", ">\n\nThis new is breaking!", ">\n\n*again", ">\n\nWell this year is off to a GREAT start.", ">\n\n:( why did it have to be a Ukrainian grain ship … they need the god damn money and the world needs their god damn grain .", ">\n\nAnd why does China need Ukrainian grain?", ">\n\nSo people dont starve ?", ">\n\nI didn't realize that such a massive industrial country as China needs grain import to not starve.", ">\n\nFrom the article: “It is currently unclear to what extent canal traffic is affected.”\nPretty sure that means it is badly affected.", ">\n\nAlso from the article:\n\nCanal traffic is unaffected, the canal authority's chairman Osama Rabie said.", ">\n\nIm not even lying, they changed/updated the article and now its 4x as long with much more info. Thanks.", ">\n\nI actually thought something like that happened. I don't think you're lying! I mean, that would be a weird thing to lie about.", ">\n\nThese idiots can't captain ships for shit", ">\n\nUkraine still exporting to China . Unfuckin real", ">\n\nFor f sake can the US just pay Egypt to build a fing second line already. Pretty sure the US could have paid Egypt to build 12 canals from the last wreck and now here we are again. Seriously Egypt doesn't have the money so just pay for it already so we don't have months long shipping crisis every year.", ">\n\nThis ignores both the history of the existing canal and the current megaprojects unfolding in egypt", ">\n\nWe've got another one, folks! 🎉🎉🎉🎉 (On a serious note, FOR FUCK'S SAKE!)", ">\n\nOh god please, Not again.", ">\n\nI bet my new tote bag was on there.", ">\n\nOn a ship carrying grain from Ukraine to China?", ">\n\n\nCanal traffic is unaffected, the canal authority's chairman Osama Rabie said.", ">\n\nIt’s like deja vu all over again.", ">\n\nAgain?", ">\n\nJesus, not again.", ">\n\noh no... not again.", ">\n\nhaha, yes!\nround 2", ">\n\nOkay, who decided to put history on loop?", ">\n\nCan anyone linke some radar site for ships? So we can track how \"bad\" it is?", ">\n\nOh no, not again.", ">\n\nLet's gooooo!", ">\n\nWe don’t need no stinkin supply chain!", ">\n\nEvergreen 2?", ">\n\nThis was a good episode of The Truman Show.", ">\n\nDe ja vu", ">\n\nLooks like they'll have to make it even wider for the influx of inexperienced shipping crews in the industry.", ">\n\nDeja Vu anyone?", ">\n\nSeriously, how often does this happens?", ">\n\nAgain?", ">\n\nIt’s even funnier the second time!!", ">\n\nPlease not with my stuff in it. Please.", ">\n\nBetween this and the other things happening around the world it's like watching the events of the past 2-3 years replaying themselves.", ">\n\n\n\nShip stuck at the Suez Canal ✅\n\n\nA high number of contagious tourists coming in from China ✅\n\n\nA defeated president's supporters storm a country's government buildings ✅\n\n\nYep, sounds familiar alright.", ">\n\nHistory repeats, no one learns from the past.", ">\n\nI just heard someone say, \"History doesn't repeat itself, but it does rhyme.\"", ">\n\nTime is a circle from a view except it's more like a staircase. And there's a shake at certain parts. \nHating the trudge upwards and always going around.", ">\n\nVonnegut or mcconaughey?", ">\n\n\"Canal traffic is unaffected, the canal authority's chairman Osama Rabie said.\"", ">\n\nCanal authority is what I call it when my wife bosses me around", ">\n\nNo that one is without the C", ">\n\nNo, what you mean is when the morning coffee takes control", ">\n\nHere we go again...\nWhat do we do with a drunken sailor? What do we do we do with a drunken sailor? What do we do with a drunken sailor, early in the morning?", ">\n\nThrow em in the brig until they're sober", ">\n\nFeed 'em to the hungry rats for dinner.", ">\n\nPut them in bed with the captain's daughter", ">\n\nHave you seen the captain’s daughter (early in the morning)?", ">\n\nShave his belly with a rusty razor", ">\n\n“Hey, I’ve seen this one! I’ve seen this one! This is a classic!”", ">\n\nWhat do you mean you’ve seen it, it’s brand new?", ">\n\nWhat’s a rerun?", ">\n\nWhat are you doing step-ship!?", ">\n\nIt doesn't take much with you people.", ">\n\nAhaa but you got the referrence still! 😆", ">\n\nNot again.", ">\n\nWhat next, a bowl of petunias?", ">\n\ndunno, time to start eating a bat's soup from a chinese wetmarket", ">\n\nAgain!?", ">\n\nHooray! Worldwide commerce meltdown again! Oh, wait, no, that one is bad...", ">\n\nYeah hopefully it gets resolved quick, more supply chain issues are not what we need right now", ">\n\nA quick scan of the article says it doesn't affect traffic.... I know reading isn't fun though.", ">\n\nIt has now been cleared!", ">\n\nDammit, again?", ">\n\nYES! THEY PUT IT BACK!!!", ">\n\nSounds like no one read the article... They were able to get the ship unstuck, and it didn't sound like it caused any blockage. So nothing to worry about, and nothing like the last blockage.", ">\n\nThis should be interesting, 2023 off to a good start :)", ">\n\nLooks like a lousy remake of couple of previous years...", ">\n\nI've already seen this season.", ">\n\n2023 writers getting lazy now.", ">\n\nI feel like I’ve heard this somewhere before…", ">\n\nIt has been resolved already: source", ">\n\nIt got up and left, why is everyone confused?", ">\n\nNobody asked for a sequel to Attack of the Crab Monsters (1957).", ">\n\nImagine the captains face right now though. Just think. They all hope it won't be them, but it had to be someone." ]

[ "Here we go again...\nWhat do we do with a drunken sailor? What do we do we do with a drunken sailor? What do we do with a drunken sailor, early in the morning?", ">\n\nThrow em in the brig until they're sober", ">\n\nFeed 'em to the hungry rats for dinner.", ">\n\nAnd this is why I'll need to listen to the Drunken Whaler on repeat for some amount of time.", ">\n\nBetween this and the other things happening around the world it's like watching the events of the past 2-3 years replaying themselves.", ">\n\n\n\nSuez Canal blocked by a cargo ship ✅\n\n\nA high number of contagious tourists coming in from China ✅\n\n\nA defeated president's supporters storm a country's government buildings ✅\n\n\nYep, sounds familiar alright.", ">\n\nHistory repeats, no one learns from the past.", ">\n\nI just heard someone say, \"History doesn't repeat itself, but it does rhyme.\"", ">\n\nTime is a circle from a view except it's more like a staircase. And there's a shake at certain parts. \nHating the trudge upwards and always going around.", ">\n\nVonnegut or mcconaughey?", ">\n\n\"Canal traffic is unaffected, the canal authority's chairman Osama Rabie said.\"", ">\n\nCanal authority is what I call it when my wife bosses me around", ">\n\nNot again.", ">\n\nWhat next, a bowl of petunias?", ">\n\nWhat are you doing step-ship!?", ">\n\nI just need a quick tug.", ">\n\nHooray! Worldwide commerce meltdown again! Oh, wait, no, that one is bad...", ">\n\nSorry, no raises this year because that global thing that happened for a couple of days\n-Corporations", ">\n\nAlso, all of the products and services that aren't significantly impacted are going to receive price hikes regardless- which will stick around well-after the supply chain has normalized. Our ~~suckers~~ customers ~~are too dumb to notice~~ understand that our products and services have great value and we're always doing our best to stay competitive with the other sociopaths in the price-fixed industry.", ">\n\nDammit, again?", ">\n\n“Hey, I’ve seen this one! I’ve seen this one! This is a classic!”", ">\n\nAgain!?", ">\n\nYES! THEY PUT IT BACK!!!", ">\n\nImagine the captains face right now though. Just think. They all hope it won't be them, but it had to be someone.", ">\n\nI've already seen this season.", ">\n\n2023 writers getting lazy now.", ">\n\nI feel like I’ve heard this somewhere before…", ">\n\n:( why did it have to be a Ukrainian grain ship … they need the god damn money and the world needs their god damn grain .", ">\n\nAnd why does China need Ukrainian grain?", ">\n\nI’lll just leave this here.", ">\n\nThank you", ">\n\na.s.h.w.g.a.", ">\n\nThis should be interesting, 2023 off to a good start :)", ">\n\nLooks like a lousy remake of couple of previous years...", ">\n\nHave we even recover from the last?", ">\n\nI already saw this episode…", ">\n\nLet's gooooo.", ">\n\nThese idiots can't captain ships for shit", ">\n\nFrom the article: “It is currently unclear to what extent canal traffic is affected.”\nPretty sure that means it is badly affected.", ">\n\nAlso from the article:\n\nCanal traffic is unaffected, the canal authority's chairman Osama Rabie said.", ">\n\nIm not even lying, they changed/updated the article and now its 4x as long with much more info. Thanks.", ">\n\nI actually thought something like that happened. I don't think you're lying! I mean, that would be a weird thing to lie about.", ">\n\nFor f sake can the US just pay Egypt to build a fing second line already. Pretty sure the US could have paid Egypt to build 12 canals from the last wreck and now here we are again. Seriously Egypt doesn't have the money so just pay for it already so we don't have months long shipping crisis every year.", ">\n\nThis ignores both the history of the existing canal and the current megaprojects unfolding in egypt", ">\n\nWe've got another one, folks! 🎉🎉🎉🎉 (On a serious note, FOR FUCK'S SAKE!)", ">\n\nOh god please, Not again.", ">\n\nI bet my new tote bag was on there.", ">\n\nOn a ship carrying grain from Ukraine to China?", ">\n\n\nCanal traffic is unaffected, the canal authority's chairman Osama Rabie said.", ">\n\nIt’s like deja vu all over again.", ">\n\nAgain?", ">\n\nJesus, not again.", ">\n\noh no... not again.", ">\n\nhaha, yes!\nround 2", ">\n\nOkay, who decided to put history on loop?", ">\n\nCan anyone linke some radar site for ships? So we can track how \"bad\" it is?", ">\n\nOh no, not again.", ">\n\nLet's gooooo!", ">\n\nWe don’t need no stinkin supply chain!", ">\n\nEvergreen 2?", ">\n\nThis was a good episode of The Truman Show.", ">\n\nUkraine still exporting to China . Unfuckin real", ">\n\nGreat, now I will have to wait even longer for my container full of rubber dog poo", ">\n\nHere we go again...\nWhat do we do with a drunken sailor? What do we do we do with a drunken sailor? What do we do with a drunken sailor, early in the morning?", ">\n\nThrow em in the brig until they're sober", ">\n\nFeed 'em to the hungry rats for dinner.", ">\n\nPut them in bed with the captain's daughter", ">\n\nHave you seen the captain’s daughter (early in the morning)?", ">\n\nSober?", ">\n\nBetween this and the other things happening around the world it's like watching the events of the past 2-3 years replaying themselves.", ">\n\n\n\nShip stuck at the Suez Canal ✅\n\n\nA high number of contagious tourists coming in from China ✅\n\n\nA defeated president's supporters storm a country's government buildings ✅\n\n\nYep, sounds familiar alright.", ">\n\nHistory repeats, no one learns from the past.", ">\n\nI just heard someone say, \"History doesn't repeat itself, but it does rhyme.\"", ">\n\nRepeat Rap Battles of History! \n2020! Vs! 2023!\nBEGIN!", ">\n\nGreat now I gotta go listen to 40 ERBoH videos", ">\n\n\"Canal traffic is unaffected, the canal authority's chairman Osama Rabie said.\"", ">\n\nCanal authority is what I call it when my wife bosses me around", ">\n\nNo that one is without the C", ">\n\nNo, what you mean is when the morning coffee takes control", ">\n\nNot again.", ">\n\nWhat next, a bowl of petunias?", ">\n\n“Hey, I’ve seen this one! I’ve seen this one! This is a classic!”", ">\n\nWhat do you mean you’ve seen it, it’s brand new?", ">\n\nWhat are you doing step-ship!?", ">\n\nI just need a quick tug.", ">\n\nAgain!?", ">\n\nHooray! Worldwide commerce meltdown again! Oh, wait, no, that one is bad...", ">\n\nSorry, no raises this year because that global thing that happened for a couple of days\n-Corporations", ">\n\nAlso, all of the products and services that aren't significantly impacted are going to receive price hikes regardless- which will stick around well-after the supply chain has normalized. Our ~~suckers~~ customers ~~are too dumb to notice~~ understand that our products and services have great value and we're always doing our best to stay competitive with the other sociopaths in the price-fixed industry.", ">\n\nDammit, again?", ">\n\nYES! THEY PUT IT BACK!!!", ">\n\nThis should be interesting, 2023 off to a good start :)", ">\n\nLooks like a lousy remake of couple of previous years...", ">\n\nI've already seen this season.", ">\n\nI feel like I’ve heard this somewhere before…", ">\n\nSounds like no one read the article... They were able to get the ship unstuck, and it didn't sound like it caused any blockage. So nothing to worry about, and nothing like the last blockage.", ">\n\nImagine the captains face right now though. Just think. They all hope it won't be them, but it had to be someone.", ">\n\n2023 writers getting lazy now.", ">\n\nHave we even recover from the last?", ">\n\nI already saw this episode…", ">\n\nIt got up and left, why is everyone confused?", ">\n\nNobody asked for a sequel to Attack of the Crab Monsters (1957).", ">\n\nI’lll just leave this here.", ">\n\nThank you", ">\n\na.s.h.w.g.a.", ">\n\nLet's gooooo.", ">\n\nGreat, now I will have to wait even longer for my container full of rubber dog poo", ">\n\nIt has been resolved already: source", ">\n\nThis new is breaking!", ">\n\n*again", ">\n\nWell this year is off to a GREAT start.", ">\n\n:( why did it have to be a Ukrainian grain ship … they need the god damn money and the world needs their god damn grain .", ">\n\nAnd why does China need Ukrainian grain?", ">\n\nSo people dont starve ?", ">\n\nI didn't realize that such a massive industrial country as China needs grain import to not starve.", ">\n\nFrom the article: “It is currently unclear to what extent canal traffic is affected.”\nPretty sure that means it is badly affected.", ">\n\nAlso from the article:\n\nCanal traffic is unaffected, the canal authority's chairman Osama Rabie said.", ">\n\nIm not even lying, they changed/updated the article and now its 4x as long with much more info. Thanks.", ">\n\nI actually thought something like that happened. I don't think you're lying! I mean, that would be a weird thing to lie about.", ">\n\nThese idiots can't captain ships for shit", ">\n\nUkraine still exporting to China . Unfuckin real", ">\n\nFor f sake can the US just pay Egypt to build a fing second line already. Pretty sure the US could have paid Egypt to build 12 canals from the last wreck and now here we are again. Seriously Egypt doesn't have the money so just pay for it already so we don't have months long shipping crisis every year.", ">\n\nThis ignores both the history of the existing canal and the current megaprojects unfolding in egypt", ">\n\nWe've got another one, folks! 🎉🎉🎉🎉 (On a serious note, FOR FUCK'S SAKE!)", ">\n\nOh god please, Not again.", ">\n\nI bet my new tote bag was on there.", ">\n\nOn a ship carrying grain from Ukraine to China?", ">\n\n\nCanal traffic is unaffected, the canal authority's chairman Osama Rabie said.", ">\n\nIt’s like deja vu all over again.", ">\n\nAgain?", ">\n\nJesus, not again.", ">\n\noh no... not again.", ">\n\nhaha, yes!\nround 2", ">\n\nOkay, who decided to put history on loop?", ">\n\nCan anyone linke some radar site for ships? So we can track how \"bad\" it is?", ">\n\nOh no, not again.", ">\n\nLet's gooooo!", ">\n\nWe don’t need no stinkin supply chain!", ">\n\nEvergreen 2?", ">\n\nThis was a good episode of The Truman Show.", ">\n\nDe ja vu", ">\n\nLooks like they'll have to make it even wider for the influx of inexperienced shipping crews in the industry.", ">\n\nDeja Vu anyone?", ">\n\nSeriously, how often does this happens?", ">\n\nAgain?", ">\n\nIt’s even funnier the second time!!", ">\n\nPlease not with my stuff in it. Please.", ">\n\nBetween this and the other things happening around the world it's like watching the events of the past 2-3 years replaying themselves.", ">\n\n\n\nShip stuck at the Suez Canal ✅\n\n\nA high number of contagious tourists coming in from China ✅\n\n\nA defeated president's supporters storm a country's government buildings ✅\n\n\nYep, sounds familiar alright.", ">\n\nHistory repeats, no one learns from the past.", ">\n\nI just heard someone say, \"History doesn't repeat itself, but it does rhyme.\"", ">\n\nTime is a circle from a view except it's more like a staircase. And there's a shake at certain parts. \nHating the trudge upwards and always going around.", ">\n\nVonnegut or mcconaughey?", ">\n\n\"Canal traffic is unaffected, the canal authority's chairman Osama Rabie said.\"", ">\n\nCanal authority is what I call it when my wife bosses me around", ">\n\nNo that one is without the C", ">\n\nNo, what you mean is when the morning coffee takes control", ">\n\nHere we go again...\nWhat do we do with a drunken sailor? What do we do we do with a drunken sailor? What do we do with a drunken sailor, early in the morning?", ">\n\nThrow em in the brig until they're sober", ">\n\nFeed 'em to the hungry rats for dinner.", ">\n\nPut them in bed with the captain's daughter", ">\n\nHave you seen the captain’s daughter (early in the morning)?", ">\n\nShave his belly with a rusty razor", ">\n\n“Hey, I’ve seen this one! I’ve seen this one! This is a classic!”", ">\n\nWhat do you mean you’ve seen it, it’s brand new?", ">\n\nWhat’s a rerun?", ">\n\nWhat are you doing step-ship!?", ">\n\nIt doesn't take much with you people.", ">\n\nAhaa but you got the referrence still! 😆", ">\n\nNot again.", ">\n\nWhat next, a bowl of petunias?", ">\n\ndunno, time to start eating a bat's soup from a chinese wetmarket", ">\n\nAgain!?", ">\n\nHooray! Worldwide commerce meltdown again! Oh, wait, no, that one is bad...", ">\n\nYeah hopefully it gets resolved quick, more supply chain issues are not what we need right now", ">\n\nA quick scan of the article says it doesn't affect traffic.... I know reading isn't fun though.", ">\n\nIt has now been cleared!", ">\n\nDammit, again?", ">\n\nYES! THEY PUT IT BACK!!!", ">\n\nSounds like no one read the article... They were able to get the ship unstuck, and it didn't sound like it caused any blockage. So nothing to worry about, and nothing like the last blockage.", ">\n\nThis should be interesting, 2023 off to a good start :)", ">\n\nLooks like a lousy remake of couple of previous years...", ">\n\nI've already seen this season.", ">\n\n2023 writers getting lazy now.", ">\n\nI feel like I’ve heard this somewhere before…", ">\n\nIt has been resolved already: source", ">\n\nIt got up and left, why is everyone confused?", ">\n\nNobody asked for a sequel to Attack of the Crab Monsters (1957).", ">\n\nImagine the captains face right now though. Just think. They all hope it won't be them, but it had to be someone.", ">\n\nHave we even recover from the last?" ]

[ "Here we go again...\nWhat do we do with a drunken sailor? What do we do we do with a drunken sailor? What do we do with a drunken sailor, early in the morning?", ">\n\nThrow em in the brig until they're sober", ">\n\nFeed 'em to the hungry rats for dinner.", ">\n\nAnd this is why I'll need to listen to the Drunken Whaler on repeat for some amount of time.", ">\n\nBetween this and the other things happening around the world it's like watching the events of the past 2-3 years replaying themselves.", ">\n\n\n\nSuez Canal blocked by a cargo ship ✅\n\n\nA high number of contagious tourists coming in from China ✅\n\n\nA defeated president's supporters storm a country's government buildings ✅\n\n\nYep, sounds familiar alright.", ">\n\nHistory repeats, no one learns from the past.", ">\n\nI just heard someone say, \"History doesn't repeat itself, but it does rhyme.\"", ">\n\nTime is a circle from a view except it's more like a staircase. And there's a shake at certain parts. \nHating the trudge upwards and always going around.", ">\n\nVonnegut or mcconaughey?", ">\n\n\"Canal traffic is unaffected, the canal authority's chairman Osama Rabie said.\"", ">\n\nCanal authority is what I call it when my wife bosses me around", ">\n\nNot again.", ">\n\nWhat next, a bowl of petunias?", ">\n\nWhat are you doing step-ship!?", ">\n\nI just need a quick tug.", ">\n\nHooray! Worldwide commerce meltdown again! Oh, wait, no, that one is bad...", ">\n\nSorry, no raises this year because that global thing that happened for a couple of days\n-Corporations", ">\n\nAlso, all of the products and services that aren't significantly impacted are going to receive price hikes regardless- which will stick around well-after the supply chain has normalized. Our ~~suckers~~ customers ~~are too dumb to notice~~ understand that our products and services have great value and we're always doing our best to stay competitive with the other sociopaths in the price-fixed industry.", ">\n\nDammit, again?", ">\n\n“Hey, I’ve seen this one! I’ve seen this one! This is a classic!”", ">\n\nAgain!?", ">\n\nYES! THEY PUT IT BACK!!!", ">\n\nImagine the captains face right now though. Just think. They all hope it won't be them, but it had to be someone.", ">\n\nI've already seen this season.", ">\n\n2023 writers getting lazy now.", ">\n\nI feel like I’ve heard this somewhere before…", ">\n\n:( why did it have to be a Ukrainian grain ship … they need the god damn money and the world needs their god damn grain .", ">\n\nAnd why does China need Ukrainian grain?", ">\n\nI’lll just leave this here.", ">\n\nThank you", ">\n\na.s.h.w.g.a.", ">\n\nThis should be interesting, 2023 off to a good start :)", ">\n\nLooks like a lousy remake of couple of previous years...", ">\n\nHave we even recover from the last?", ">\n\nI already saw this episode…", ">\n\nLet's gooooo.", ">\n\nThese idiots can't captain ships for shit", ">\n\nFrom the article: “It is currently unclear to what extent canal traffic is affected.”\nPretty sure that means it is badly affected.", ">\n\nAlso from the article:\n\nCanal traffic is unaffected, the canal authority's chairman Osama Rabie said.", ">\n\nIm not even lying, they changed/updated the article and now its 4x as long with much more info. Thanks.", ">\n\nI actually thought something like that happened. I don't think you're lying! I mean, that would be a weird thing to lie about.", ">\n\nFor f sake can the US just pay Egypt to build a fing second line already. Pretty sure the US could have paid Egypt to build 12 canals from the last wreck and now here we are again. Seriously Egypt doesn't have the money so just pay for it already so we don't have months long shipping crisis every year.", ">\n\nThis ignores both the history of the existing canal and the current megaprojects unfolding in egypt", ">\n\nWe've got another one, folks! 🎉🎉🎉🎉 (On a serious note, FOR FUCK'S SAKE!)", ">\n\nOh god please, Not again.", ">\n\nI bet my new tote bag was on there.", ">\n\nOn a ship carrying grain from Ukraine to China?", ">\n\n\nCanal traffic is unaffected, the canal authority's chairman Osama Rabie said.", ">\n\nIt’s like deja vu all over again.", ">\n\nAgain?", ">\n\nJesus, not again.", ">\n\noh no... not again.", ">\n\nhaha, yes!\nround 2", ">\n\nOkay, who decided to put history on loop?", ">\n\nCan anyone linke some radar site for ships? So we can track how \"bad\" it is?", ">\n\nOh no, not again.", ">\n\nLet's gooooo!", ">\n\nWe don’t need no stinkin supply chain!", ">\n\nEvergreen 2?", ">\n\nThis was a good episode of The Truman Show.", ">\n\nUkraine still exporting to China . Unfuckin real", ">\n\nGreat, now I will have to wait even longer for my container full of rubber dog poo", ">\n\nHere we go again...\nWhat do we do with a drunken sailor? What do we do we do with a drunken sailor? What do we do with a drunken sailor, early in the morning?", ">\n\nThrow em in the brig until they're sober", ">\n\nFeed 'em to the hungry rats for dinner.", ">\n\nPut them in bed with the captain's daughter", ">\n\nHave you seen the captain’s daughter (early in the morning)?", ">\n\nSober?", ">\n\nBetween this and the other things happening around the world it's like watching the events of the past 2-3 years replaying themselves.", ">\n\n\n\nShip stuck at the Suez Canal ✅\n\n\nA high number of contagious tourists coming in from China ✅\n\n\nA defeated president's supporters storm a country's government buildings ✅\n\n\nYep, sounds familiar alright.", ">\n\nHistory repeats, no one learns from the past.", ">\n\nI just heard someone say, \"History doesn't repeat itself, but it does rhyme.\"", ">\n\nRepeat Rap Battles of History! \n2020! Vs! 2023!\nBEGIN!", ">\n\nGreat now I gotta go listen to 40 ERBoH videos", ">\n\n\"Canal traffic is unaffected, the canal authority's chairman Osama Rabie said.\"", ">\n\nCanal authority is what I call it when my wife bosses me around", ">\n\nNo that one is without the C", ">\n\nNo, what you mean is when the morning coffee takes control", ">\n\nNot again.", ">\n\nWhat next, a bowl of petunias?", ">\n\n“Hey, I’ve seen this one! I’ve seen this one! This is a classic!”", ">\n\nWhat do you mean you’ve seen it, it’s brand new?", ">\n\nWhat are you doing step-ship!?", ">\n\nI just need a quick tug.", ">\n\nAgain!?", ">\n\nHooray! Worldwide commerce meltdown again! Oh, wait, no, that one is bad...", ">\n\nSorry, no raises this year because that global thing that happened for a couple of days\n-Corporations", ">\n\nAlso, all of the products and services that aren't significantly impacted are going to receive price hikes regardless- which will stick around well-after the supply chain has normalized. Our ~~suckers~~ customers ~~are too dumb to notice~~ understand that our products and services have great value and we're always doing our best to stay competitive with the other sociopaths in the price-fixed industry.", ">\n\nDammit, again?", ">\n\nYES! THEY PUT IT BACK!!!", ">\n\nThis should be interesting, 2023 off to a good start :)", ">\n\nLooks like a lousy remake of couple of previous years...", ">\n\nI've already seen this season.", ">\n\nI feel like I’ve heard this somewhere before…", ">\n\nSounds like no one read the article... They were able to get the ship unstuck, and it didn't sound like it caused any blockage. So nothing to worry about, and nothing like the last blockage.", ">\n\nImagine the captains face right now though. Just think. They all hope it won't be them, but it had to be someone.", ">\n\n2023 writers getting lazy now.", ">\n\nHave we even recover from the last?", ">\n\nI already saw this episode…", ">\n\nIt got up and left, why is everyone confused?", ">\n\nNobody asked for a sequel to Attack of the Crab Monsters (1957).", ">\n\nI’lll just leave this here.", ">\n\nThank you", ">\n\na.s.h.w.g.a.", ">\n\nLet's gooooo.", ">\n\nGreat, now I will have to wait even longer for my container full of rubber dog poo", ">\n\nIt has been resolved already: source", ">\n\nThis new is breaking!", ">\n\n*again", ">\n\nWell this year is off to a GREAT start.", ">\n\n:( why did it have to be a Ukrainian grain ship … they need the god damn money and the world needs their god damn grain .", ">\n\nAnd why does China need Ukrainian grain?", ">\n\nSo people dont starve ?", ">\n\nI didn't realize that such a massive industrial country as China needs grain import to not starve.", ">\n\nFrom the article: “It is currently unclear to what extent canal traffic is affected.”\nPretty sure that means it is badly affected.", ">\n\nAlso from the article:\n\nCanal traffic is unaffected, the canal authority's chairman Osama Rabie said.", ">\n\nIm not even lying, they changed/updated the article and now its 4x as long with much more info. Thanks.", ">\n\nI actually thought something like that happened. I don't think you're lying! I mean, that would be a weird thing to lie about.", ">\n\nThese idiots can't captain ships for shit", ">\n\nUkraine still exporting to China . Unfuckin real", ">\n\nFor f sake can the US just pay Egypt to build a fing second line already. Pretty sure the US could have paid Egypt to build 12 canals from the last wreck and now here we are again. Seriously Egypt doesn't have the money so just pay for it already so we don't have months long shipping crisis every year.", ">\n\nThis ignores both the history of the existing canal and the current megaprojects unfolding in egypt", ">\n\nWe've got another one, folks! 🎉🎉🎉🎉 (On a serious note, FOR FUCK'S SAKE!)", ">\n\nOh god please, Not again.", ">\n\nI bet my new tote bag was on there.", ">\n\nOn a ship carrying grain from Ukraine to China?", ">\n\n\nCanal traffic is unaffected, the canal authority's chairman Osama Rabie said.", ">\n\nIt’s like deja vu all over again.", ">\n\nAgain?", ">\n\nJesus, not again.", ">\n\noh no... not again.", ">\n\nhaha, yes!\nround 2", ">\n\nOkay, who decided to put history on loop?", ">\n\nCan anyone linke some radar site for ships? So we can track how \"bad\" it is?", ">\n\nOh no, not again.", ">\n\nLet's gooooo!", ">\n\nWe don’t need no stinkin supply chain!", ">\n\nEvergreen 2?", ">\n\nThis was a good episode of The Truman Show.", ">\n\nDe ja vu", ">\n\nLooks like they'll have to make it even wider for the influx of inexperienced shipping crews in the industry.", ">\n\nDeja Vu anyone?", ">\n\nSeriously, how often does this happens?", ">\n\nAgain?", ">\n\nIt’s even funnier the second time!!", ">\n\nPlease not with my stuff in it. Please.", ">\n\nBetween this and the other things happening around the world it's like watching the events of the past 2-3 years replaying themselves.", ">\n\n\n\nShip stuck at the Suez Canal ✅\n\n\nA high number of contagious tourists coming in from China ✅\n\n\nA defeated president's supporters storm a country's government buildings ✅\n\n\nYep, sounds familiar alright.", ">\n\nHistory repeats, no one learns from the past.", ">\n\nI just heard someone say, \"History doesn't repeat itself, but it does rhyme.\"", ">\n\nTime is a circle from a view except it's more like a staircase. And there's a shake at certain parts. \nHating the trudge upwards and always going around.", ">\n\nVonnegut or mcconaughey?", ">\n\n\"Canal traffic is unaffected, the canal authority's chairman Osama Rabie said.\"", ">\n\nCanal authority is what I call it when my wife bosses me around", ">\n\nNo that one is without the C", ">\n\nNo, what you mean is when the morning coffee takes control", ">\n\nHere we go again...\nWhat do we do with a drunken sailor? What do we do we do with a drunken sailor? What do we do with a drunken sailor, early in the morning?", ">\n\nThrow em in the brig until they're sober", ">\n\nFeed 'em to the hungry rats for dinner.", ">\n\nPut them in bed with the captain's daughter", ">\n\nHave you seen the captain’s daughter (early in the morning)?", ">\n\nShave his belly with a rusty razor", ">\n\n“Hey, I’ve seen this one! I’ve seen this one! This is a classic!”", ">\n\nWhat do you mean you’ve seen it, it’s brand new?", ">\n\nWhat’s a rerun?", ">\n\nWhat are you doing step-ship!?", ">\n\nIt doesn't take much with you people.", ">\n\nAhaa but you got the referrence still! 😆", ">\n\nNot again.", ">\n\nWhat next, a bowl of petunias?", ">\n\ndunno, time to start eating a bat's soup from a chinese wetmarket", ">\n\nAgain!?", ">\n\nHooray! Worldwide commerce meltdown again! Oh, wait, no, that one is bad...", ">\n\nYeah hopefully it gets resolved quick, more supply chain issues are not what we need right now", ">\n\nA quick scan of the article says it doesn't affect traffic.... I know reading isn't fun though.", ">\n\nIt has now been cleared!", ">\n\nDammit, again?", ">\n\nYES! THEY PUT IT BACK!!!", ">\n\nSounds like no one read the article... They were able to get the ship unstuck, and it didn't sound like it caused any blockage. So nothing to worry about, and nothing like the last blockage.", ">\n\nThis should be interesting, 2023 off to a good start :)", ">\n\nLooks like a lousy remake of couple of previous years...", ">\n\nI've already seen this season.", ">\n\n2023 writers getting lazy now.", ">\n\nI feel like I’ve heard this somewhere before…", ">\n\nIt has been resolved already: source", ">\n\nIt got up and left, why is everyone confused?", ">\n\nNobody asked for a sequel to Attack of the Crab Monsters (1957).", ">\n\nImagine the captains face right now though. Just think. They all hope it won't be them, but it had to be someone.", ">\n\nHave we even recover from the last?", ">\n\nI already saw this episode…" ]

[ "Here we go again...\nWhat do we do with a drunken sailor? What do we do we do with a drunken sailor? What do we do with a drunken sailor, early in the morning?", ">\n\nThrow em in the brig until they're sober", ">\n\nFeed 'em to the hungry rats for dinner.", ">\n\nAnd this is why I'll need to listen to the Drunken Whaler on repeat for some amount of time.", ">\n\nBetween this and the other things happening around the world it's like watching the events of the past 2-3 years replaying themselves.", ">\n\n\n\nSuez Canal blocked by a cargo ship ✅\n\n\nA high number of contagious tourists coming in from China ✅\n\n\nA defeated president's supporters storm a country's government buildings ✅\n\n\nYep, sounds familiar alright.", ">\n\nHistory repeats, no one learns from the past.", ">\n\nI just heard someone say, \"History doesn't repeat itself, but it does rhyme.\"", ">\n\nTime is a circle from a view except it's more like a staircase. And there's a shake at certain parts. \nHating the trudge upwards and always going around.", ">\n\nVonnegut or mcconaughey?", ">\n\n\"Canal traffic is unaffected, the canal authority's chairman Osama Rabie said.\"", ">\n\nCanal authority is what I call it when my wife bosses me around", ">\n\nNot again.", ">\n\nWhat next, a bowl of petunias?", ">\n\nWhat are you doing step-ship!?", ">\n\nI just need a quick tug.", ">\n\nHooray! Worldwide commerce meltdown again! Oh, wait, no, that one is bad...", ">\n\nSorry, no raises this year because that global thing that happened for a couple of days\n-Corporations", ">\n\nAlso, all of the products and services that aren't significantly impacted are going to receive price hikes regardless- which will stick around well-after the supply chain has normalized. Our ~~suckers~~ customers ~~are too dumb to notice~~ understand that our products and services have great value and we're always doing our best to stay competitive with the other sociopaths in the price-fixed industry.", ">\n\nDammit, again?", ">\n\n“Hey, I’ve seen this one! I’ve seen this one! This is a classic!”", ">\n\nAgain!?", ">\n\nYES! THEY PUT IT BACK!!!", ">\n\nImagine the captains face right now though. Just think. They all hope it won't be them, but it had to be someone.", ">\n\nI've already seen this season.", ">\n\n2023 writers getting lazy now.", ">\n\nI feel like I’ve heard this somewhere before…", ">\n\n:( why did it have to be a Ukrainian grain ship … they need the god damn money and the world needs their god damn grain .", ">\n\nAnd why does China need Ukrainian grain?", ">\n\nI’lll just leave this here.", ">\n\nThank you", ">\n\na.s.h.w.g.a.", ">\n\nThis should be interesting, 2023 off to a good start :)", ">\n\nLooks like a lousy remake of couple of previous years...", ">\n\nHave we even recover from the last?", ">\n\nI already saw this episode…", ">\n\nLet's gooooo.", ">\n\nThese idiots can't captain ships for shit", ">\n\nFrom the article: “It is currently unclear to what extent canal traffic is affected.”\nPretty sure that means it is badly affected.", ">\n\nAlso from the article:\n\nCanal traffic is unaffected, the canal authority's chairman Osama Rabie said.", ">\n\nIm not even lying, they changed/updated the article and now its 4x as long with much more info. Thanks.", ">\n\nI actually thought something like that happened. I don't think you're lying! I mean, that would be a weird thing to lie about.", ">\n\nFor f sake can the US just pay Egypt to build a fing second line already. Pretty sure the US could have paid Egypt to build 12 canals from the last wreck and now here we are again. Seriously Egypt doesn't have the money so just pay for it already so we don't have months long shipping crisis every year.", ">\n\nThis ignores both the history of the existing canal and the current megaprojects unfolding in egypt", ">\n\nWe've got another one, folks! 🎉🎉🎉🎉 (On a serious note, FOR FUCK'S SAKE!)", ">\n\nOh god please, Not again.", ">\n\nI bet my new tote bag was on there.", ">\n\nOn a ship carrying grain from Ukraine to China?", ">\n\n\nCanal traffic is unaffected, the canal authority's chairman Osama Rabie said.", ">\n\nIt’s like deja vu all over again.", ">\n\nAgain?", ">\n\nJesus, not again.", ">\n\noh no... not again.", ">\n\nhaha, yes!\nround 2", ">\n\nOkay, who decided to put history on loop?", ">\n\nCan anyone linke some radar site for ships? So we can track how \"bad\" it is?", ">\n\nOh no, not again.", ">\n\nLet's gooooo!", ">\n\nWe don’t need no stinkin supply chain!", ">\n\nEvergreen 2?", ">\n\nThis was a good episode of The Truman Show.", ">\n\nUkraine still exporting to China . Unfuckin real", ">\n\nGreat, now I will have to wait even longer for my container full of rubber dog poo", ">\n\nHere we go again...\nWhat do we do with a drunken sailor? What do we do we do with a drunken sailor? What do we do with a drunken sailor, early in the morning?", ">\n\nThrow em in the brig until they're sober", ">\n\nFeed 'em to the hungry rats for dinner.", ">\n\nPut them in bed with the captain's daughter", ">\n\nHave you seen the captain’s daughter (early in the morning)?", ">\n\nSober?", ">\n\nBetween this and the other things happening around the world it's like watching the events of the past 2-3 years replaying themselves.", ">\n\n\n\nShip stuck at the Suez Canal ✅\n\n\nA high number of contagious tourists coming in from China ✅\n\n\nA defeated president's supporters storm a country's government buildings ✅\n\n\nYep, sounds familiar alright.", ">\n\nHistory repeats, no one learns from the past.", ">\n\nI just heard someone say, \"History doesn't repeat itself, but it does rhyme.\"", ">\n\nRepeat Rap Battles of History! \n2020! Vs! 2023!\nBEGIN!", ">\n\nGreat now I gotta go listen to 40 ERBoH videos", ">\n\n\"Canal traffic is unaffected, the canal authority's chairman Osama Rabie said.\"", ">\n\nCanal authority is what I call it when my wife bosses me around", ">\n\nNo that one is without the C", ">\n\nNo, what you mean is when the morning coffee takes control", ">\n\nNot again.", ">\n\nWhat next, a bowl of petunias?", ">\n\n“Hey, I’ve seen this one! I’ve seen this one! This is a classic!”", ">\n\nWhat do you mean you’ve seen it, it’s brand new?", ">\n\nWhat are you doing step-ship!?", ">\n\nI just need a quick tug.", ">\n\nAgain!?", ">\n\nHooray! Worldwide commerce meltdown again! Oh, wait, no, that one is bad...", ">\n\nSorry, no raises this year because that global thing that happened for a couple of days\n-Corporations", ">\n\nAlso, all of the products and services that aren't significantly impacted are going to receive price hikes regardless- which will stick around well-after the supply chain has normalized. Our ~~suckers~~ customers ~~are too dumb to notice~~ understand that our products and services have great value and we're always doing our best to stay competitive with the other sociopaths in the price-fixed industry.", ">\n\nDammit, again?", ">\n\nYES! THEY PUT IT BACK!!!", ">\n\nThis should be interesting, 2023 off to a good start :)", ">\n\nLooks like a lousy remake of couple of previous years...", ">\n\nI've already seen this season.", ">\n\nI feel like I’ve heard this somewhere before…", ">\n\nSounds like no one read the article... They were able to get the ship unstuck, and it didn't sound like it caused any blockage. So nothing to worry about, and nothing like the last blockage.", ">\n\nImagine the captains face right now though. Just think. They all hope it won't be them, but it had to be someone.", ">\n\n2023 writers getting lazy now.", ">\n\nHave we even recover from the last?", ">\n\nI already saw this episode…", ">\n\nIt got up and left, why is everyone confused?", ">\n\nNobody asked for a sequel to Attack of the Crab Monsters (1957).", ">\n\nI’lll just leave this here.", ">\n\nThank you", ">\n\na.s.h.w.g.a.", ">\n\nLet's gooooo.", ">\n\nGreat, now I will have to wait even longer for my container full of rubber dog poo", ">\n\nIt has been resolved already: source", ">\n\nThis new is breaking!", ">\n\n*again", ">\n\nWell this year is off to a GREAT start.", ">\n\n:( why did it have to be a Ukrainian grain ship … they need the god damn money and the world needs their god damn grain .", ">\n\nAnd why does China need Ukrainian grain?", ">\n\nSo people dont starve ?", ">\n\nI didn't realize that such a massive industrial country as China needs grain import to not starve.", ">\n\nFrom the article: “It is currently unclear to what extent canal traffic is affected.”\nPretty sure that means it is badly affected.", ">\n\nAlso from the article:\n\nCanal traffic is unaffected, the canal authority's chairman Osama Rabie said.", ">\n\nIm not even lying, they changed/updated the article and now its 4x as long with much more info. Thanks.", ">\n\nI actually thought something like that happened. I don't think you're lying! I mean, that would be a weird thing to lie about.", ">\n\nThese idiots can't captain ships for shit", ">\n\nUkraine still exporting to China . Unfuckin real", ">\n\nFor f sake can the US just pay Egypt to build a fing second line already. Pretty sure the US could have paid Egypt to build 12 canals from the last wreck and now here we are again. Seriously Egypt doesn't have the money so just pay for it already so we don't have months long shipping crisis every year.", ">\n\nThis ignores both the history of the existing canal and the current megaprojects unfolding in egypt", ">\n\nWe've got another one, folks! 🎉🎉🎉🎉 (On a serious note, FOR FUCK'S SAKE!)", ">\n\nOh god please, Not again.", ">\n\nI bet my new tote bag was on there.", ">\n\nOn a ship carrying grain from Ukraine to China?", ">\n\n\nCanal traffic is unaffected, the canal authority's chairman Osama Rabie said.", ">\n\nIt’s like deja vu all over again.", ">\n\nAgain?", ">\n\nJesus, not again.", ">\n\noh no... not again.", ">\n\nhaha, yes!\nround 2", ">\n\nOkay, who decided to put history on loop?", ">\n\nCan anyone linke some radar site for ships? So we can track how \"bad\" it is?", ">\n\nOh no, not again.", ">\n\nLet's gooooo!", ">\n\nWe don’t need no stinkin supply chain!", ">\n\nEvergreen 2?", ">\n\nThis was a good episode of The Truman Show.", ">\n\nDe ja vu", ">\n\nLooks like they'll have to make it even wider for the influx of inexperienced shipping crews in the industry.", ">\n\nDeja Vu anyone?", ">\n\nSeriously, how often does this happens?", ">\n\nAgain?", ">\n\nIt’s even funnier the second time!!", ">\n\nPlease not with my stuff in it. Please.", ">\n\nBetween this and the other things happening around the world it's like watching the events of the past 2-3 years replaying themselves.", ">\n\n\n\nShip stuck at the Suez Canal ✅\n\n\nA high number of contagious tourists coming in from China ✅\n\n\nA defeated president's supporters storm a country's government buildings ✅\n\n\nYep, sounds familiar alright.", ">\n\nHistory repeats, no one learns from the past.", ">\n\nI just heard someone say, \"History doesn't repeat itself, but it does rhyme.\"", ">\n\nTime is a circle from a view except it's more like a staircase. And there's a shake at certain parts. \nHating the trudge upwards and always going around.", ">\n\nVonnegut or mcconaughey?", ">\n\n\"Canal traffic is unaffected, the canal authority's chairman Osama Rabie said.\"", ">\n\nCanal authority is what I call it when my wife bosses me around", ">\n\nNo that one is without the C", ">\n\nNo, what you mean is when the morning coffee takes control", ">\n\nHere we go again...\nWhat do we do with a drunken sailor? What do we do we do with a drunken sailor? What do we do with a drunken sailor, early in the morning?", ">\n\nThrow em in the brig until they're sober", ">\n\nFeed 'em to the hungry rats for dinner.", ">\n\nPut them in bed with the captain's daughter", ">\n\nHave you seen the captain’s daughter (early in the morning)?", ">\n\nShave his belly with a rusty razor", ">\n\n“Hey, I’ve seen this one! I’ve seen this one! This is a classic!”", ">\n\nWhat do you mean you’ve seen it, it’s brand new?", ">\n\nWhat’s a rerun?", ">\n\nWhat are you doing step-ship!?", ">\n\nIt doesn't take much with you people.", ">\n\nAhaa but you got the referrence still! 😆", ">\n\nNot again.", ">\n\nWhat next, a bowl of petunias?", ">\n\ndunno, time to start eating a bat's soup from a chinese wetmarket", ">\n\nAgain!?", ">\n\nHooray! Worldwide commerce meltdown again! Oh, wait, no, that one is bad...", ">\n\nYeah hopefully it gets resolved quick, more supply chain issues are not what we need right now", ">\n\nA quick scan of the article says it doesn't affect traffic.... I know reading isn't fun though.", ">\n\nIt has now been cleared!", ">\n\nDammit, again?", ">\n\nYES! THEY PUT IT BACK!!!", ">\n\nSounds like no one read the article... They were able to get the ship unstuck, and it didn't sound like it caused any blockage. So nothing to worry about, and nothing like the last blockage.", ">\n\nThis should be interesting, 2023 off to a good start :)", ">\n\nLooks like a lousy remake of couple of previous years...", ">\n\nI've already seen this season.", ">\n\n2023 writers getting lazy now.", ">\n\nI feel like I’ve heard this somewhere before…", ">\n\nIt has been resolved already: source", ">\n\nIt got up and left, why is everyone confused?", ">\n\nNobody asked for a sequel to Attack of the Crab Monsters (1957).", ">\n\nImagine the captains face right now though. Just think. They all hope it won't be them, but it had to be someone.", ">\n\nHave we even recover from the last?", ">\n\nI already saw this episode…", ">\n\nLet's gooooo." ]

[ "Here we go again...\nWhat do we do with a drunken sailor? What do we do we do with a drunken sailor? What do we do with a drunken sailor, early in the morning?", ">\n\nThrow em in the brig until they're sober", ">\n\nFeed 'em to the hungry rats for dinner.", ">\n\nAnd this is why I'll need to listen to the Drunken Whaler on repeat for some amount of time.", ">\n\nBetween this and the other things happening around the world it's like watching the events of the past 2-3 years replaying themselves.", ">\n\n\n\nSuez Canal blocked by a cargo ship ✅\n\n\nA high number of contagious tourists coming in from China ✅\n\n\nA defeated president's supporters storm a country's government buildings ✅\n\n\nYep, sounds familiar alright.", ">\n\nHistory repeats, no one learns from the past.", ">\n\nI just heard someone say, \"History doesn't repeat itself, but it does rhyme.\"", ">\n\nTime is a circle from a view except it's more like a staircase. And there's a shake at certain parts. \nHating the trudge upwards and always going around.", ">\n\nVonnegut or mcconaughey?", ">\n\n\"Canal traffic is unaffected, the canal authority's chairman Osama Rabie said.\"", ">\n\nCanal authority is what I call it when my wife bosses me around", ">\n\nNot again.", ">\n\nWhat next, a bowl of petunias?", ">\n\nWhat are you doing step-ship!?", ">\n\nI just need a quick tug.", ">\n\nHooray! Worldwide commerce meltdown again! Oh, wait, no, that one is bad...", ">\n\nSorry, no raises this year because that global thing that happened for a couple of days\n-Corporations", ">\n\nAlso, all of the products and services that aren't significantly impacted are going to receive price hikes regardless- which will stick around well-after the supply chain has normalized. Our ~~suckers~~ customers ~~are too dumb to notice~~ understand that our products and services have great value and we're always doing our best to stay competitive with the other sociopaths in the price-fixed industry.", ">\n\nDammit, again?", ">\n\n“Hey, I’ve seen this one! I’ve seen this one! This is a classic!”", ">\n\nAgain!?", ">\n\nYES! THEY PUT IT BACK!!!", ">\n\nImagine the captains face right now though. Just think. They all hope it won't be them, but it had to be someone.", ">\n\nI've already seen this season.", ">\n\n2023 writers getting lazy now.", ">\n\nI feel like I’ve heard this somewhere before…", ">\n\n:( why did it have to be a Ukrainian grain ship … they need the god damn money and the world needs their god damn grain .", ">\n\nAnd why does China need Ukrainian grain?", ">\n\nI’lll just leave this here.", ">\n\nThank you", ">\n\na.s.h.w.g.a.", ">\n\nThis should be interesting, 2023 off to a good start :)", ">\n\nLooks like a lousy remake of couple of previous years...", ">\n\nHave we even recover from the last?", ">\n\nI already saw this episode…", ">\n\nLet's gooooo.", ">\n\nThese idiots can't captain ships for shit", ">\n\nFrom the article: “It is currently unclear to what extent canal traffic is affected.”\nPretty sure that means it is badly affected.", ">\n\nAlso from the article:\n\nCanal traffic is unaffected, the canal authority's chairman Osama Rabie said.", ">\n\nIm not even lying, they changed/updated the article and now its 4x as long with much more info. Thanks.", ">\n\nI actually thought something like that happened. I don't think you're lying! I mean, that would be a weird thing to lie about.", ">\n\nFor f sake can the US just pay Egypt to build a fing second line already. Pretty sure the US could have paid Egypt to build 12 canals from the last wreck and now here we are again. Seriously Egypt doesn't have the money so just pay for it already so we don't have months long shipping crisis every year.", ">\n\nThis ignores both the history of the existing canal and the current megaprojects unfolding in egypt", ">\n\nWe've got another one, folks! 🎉🎉🎉🎉 (On a serious note, FOR FUCK'S SAKE!)", ">\n\nOh god please, Not again.", ">\n\nI bet my new tote bag was on there.", ">\n\nOn a ship carrying grain from Ukraine to China?", ">\n\n\nCanal traffic is unaffected, the canal authority's chairman Osama Rabie said.", ">\n\nIt’s like deja vu all over again.", ">\n\nAgain?", ">\n\nJesus, not again.", ">\n\noh no... not again.", ">\n\nhaha, yes!\nround 2", ">\n\nOkay, who decided to put history on loop?", ">\n\nCan anyone linke some radar site for ships? So we can track how \"bad\" it is?", ">\n\nOh no, not again.", ">\n\nLet's gooooo!", ">\n\nWe don’t need no stinkin supply chain!", ">\n\nEvergreen 2?", ">\n\nThis was a good episode of The Truman Show.", ">\n\nUkraine still exporting to China . Unfuckin real", ">\n\nGreat, now I will have to wait even longer for my container full of rubber dog poo", ">\n\nHere we go again...\nWhat do we do with a drunken sailor? What do we do we do with a drunken sailor? What do we do with a drunken sailor, early in the morning?", ">\n\nThrow em in the brig until they're sober", ">\n\nFeed 'em to the hungry rats for dinner.", ">\n\nPut them in bed with the captain's daughter", ">\n\nHave you seen the captain’s daughter (early in the morning)?", ">\n\nSober?", ">\n\nBetween this and the other things happening around the world it's like watching the events of the past 2-3 years replaying themselves.", ">\n\n\n\nShip stuck at the Suez Canal ✅\n\n\nA high number of contagious tourists coming in from China ✅\n\n\nA defeated president's supporters storm a country's government buildings ✅\n\n\nYep, sounds familiar alright.", ">\n\nHistory repeats, no one learns from the past.", ">\n\nI just heard someone say, \"History doesn't repeat itself, but it does rhyme.\"", ">\n\nRepeat Rap Battles of History! \n2020! Vs! 2023!\nBEGIN!", ">\n\nGreat now I gotta go listen to 40 ERBoH videos", ">\n\n\"Canal traffic is unaffected, the canal authority's chairman Osama Rabie said.\"", ">\n\nCanal authority is what I call it when my wife bosses me around", ">\n\nNo that one is without the C", ">\n\nNo, what you mean is when the morning coffee takes control", ">\n\nNot again.", ">\n\nWhat next, a bowl of petunias?", ">\n\n“Hey, I’ve seen this one! I’ve seen this one! This is a classic!”", ">\n\nWhat do you mean you’ve seen it, it’s brand new?", ">\n\nWhat are you doing step-ship!?", ">\n\nI just need a quick tug.", ">\n\nAgain!?", ">\n\nHooray! Worldwide commerce meltdown again! Oh, wait, no, that one is bad...", ">\n\nSorry, no raises this year because that global thing that happened for a couple of days\n-Corporations", ">\n\nAlso, all of the products and services that aren't significantly impacted are going to receive price hikes regardless- which will stick around well-after the supply chain has normalized. Our ~~suckers~~ customers ~~are too dumb to notice~~ understand that our products and services have great value and we're always doing our best to stay competitive with the other sociopaths in the price-fixed industry.", ">\n\nDammit, again?", ">\n\nYES! THEY PUT IT BACK!!!", ">\n\nThis should be interesting, 2023 off to a good start :)", ">\n\nLooks like a lousy remake of couple of previous years...", ">\n\nI've already seen this season.", ">\n\nI feel like I’ve heard this somewhere before…", ">\n\nSounds like no one read the article... They were able to get the ship unstuck, and it didn't sound like it caused any blockage. So nothing to worry about, and nothing like the last blockage.", ">\n\nImagine the captains face right now though. Just think. They all hope it won't be them, but it had to be someone.", ">\n\n2023 writers getting lazy now.", ">\n\nHave we even recover from the last?", ">\n\nI already saw this episode…", ">\n\nIt got up and left, why is everyone confused?", ">\n\nNobody asked for a sequel to Attack of the Crab Monsters (1957).", ">\n\nI’lll just leave this here.", ">\n\nThank you", ">\n\na.s.h.w.g.a.", ">\n\nLet's gooooo.", ">\n\nGreat, now I will have to wait even longer for my container full of rubber dog poo", ">\n\nIt has been resolved already: source", ">\n\nThis new is breaking!", ">\n\n*again", ">\n\nWell this year is off to a GREAT start.", ">\n\n:( why did it have to be a Ukrainian grain ship … they need the god damn money and the world needs their god damn grain .", ">\n\nAnd why does China need Ukrainian grain?", ">\n\nSo people dont starve ?", ">\n\nI didn't realize that such a massive industrial country as China needs grain import to not starve.", ">\n\nFrom the article: “It is currently unclear to what extent canal traffic is affected.”\nPretty sure that means it is badly affected.", ">\n\nAlso from the article:\n\nCanal traffic is unaffected, the canal authority's chairman Osama Rabie said.", ">\n\nIm not even lying, they changed/updated the article and now its 4x as long with much more info. Thanks.", ">\n\nI actually thought something like that happened. I don't think you're lying! I mean, that would be a weird thing to lie about.", ">\n\nThese idiots can't captain ships for shit", ">\n\nUkraine still exporting to China . Unfuckin real", ">\n\nFor f sake can the US just pay Egypt to build a fing second line already. Pretty sure the US could have paid Egypt to build 12 canals from the last wreck and now here we are again. Seriously Egypt doesn't have the money so just pay for it already so we don't have months long shipping crisis every year.", ">\n\nThis ignores both the history of the existing canal and the current megaprojects unfolding in egypt", ">\n\nWe've got another one, folks! 🎉🎉🎉🎉 (On a serious note, FOR FUCK'S SAKE!)", ">\n\nOh god please, Not again.", ">\n\nI bet my new tote bag was on there.", ">\n\nOn a ship carrying grain from Ukraine to China?", ">\n\n\nCanal traffic is unaffected, the canal authority's chairman Osama Rabie said.", ">\n\nIt’s like deja vu all over again.", ">\n\nAgain?", ">\n\nJesus, not again.", ">\n\noh no... not again.", ">\n\nhaha, yes!\nround 2", ">\n\nOkay, who decided to put history on loop?", ">\n\nCan anyone linke some radar site for ships? So we can track how \"bad\" it is?", ">\n\nOh no, not again.", ">\n\nLet's gooooo!", ">\n\nWe don’t need no stinkin supply chain!", ">\n\nEvergreen 2?", ">\n\nThis was a good episode of The Truman Show.", ">\n\nDe ja vu", ">\n\nLooks like they'll have to make it even wider for the influx of inexperienced shipping crews in the industry.", ">\n\nDeja Vu anyone?", ">\n\nSeriously, how often does this happens?", ">\n\nAgain?", ">\n\nIt’s even funnier the second time!!", ">\n\nPlease not with my stuff in it. Please.", ">\n\nBetween this and the other things happening around the world it's like watching the events of the past 2-3 years replaying themselves.", ">\n\n\n\nShip stuck at the Suez Canal ✅\n\n\nA high number of contagious tourists coming in from China ✅\n\n\nA defeated president's supporters storm a country's government buildings ✅\n\n\nYep, sounds familiar alright.", ">\n\nHistory repeats, no one learns from the past.", ">\n\nI just heard someone say, \"History doesn't repeat itself, but it does rhyme.\"", ">\n\nTime is a circle from a view except it's more like a staircase. And there's a shake at certain parts. \nHating the trudge upwards and always going around.", ">\n\nVonnegut or mcconaughey?", ">\n\n\"Canal traffic is unaffected, the canal authority's chairman Osama Rabie said.\"", ">\n\nCanal authority is what I call it when my wife bosses me around", ">\n\nNo that one is without the C", ">\n\nNo, what you mean is when the morning coffee takes control", ">\n\nHere we go again...\nWhat do we do with a drunken sailor? What do we do we do with a drunken sailor? What do we do with a drunken sailor, early in the morning?", ">\n\nThrow em in the brig until they're sober", ">\n\nFeed 'em to the hungry rats for dinner.", ">\n\nPut them in bed with the captain's daughter", ">\n\nHave you seen the captain’s daughter (early in the morning)?", ">\n\nShave his belly with a rusty razor", ">\n\n“Hey, I’ve seen this one! I’ve seen this one! This is a classic!”", ">\n\nWhat do you mean you’ve seen it, it’s brand new?", ">\n\nWhat’s a rerun?", ">\n\nWhat are you doing step-ship!?", ">\n\nIt doesn't take much with you people.", ">\n\nAhaa but you got the referrence still! 😆", ">\n\nNot again.", ">\n\nWhat next, a bowl of petunias?", ">\n\ndunno, time to start eating a bat's soup from a chinese wetmarket", ">\n\nAgain!?", ">\n\nHooray! Worldwide commerce meltdown again! Oh, wait, no, that one is bad...", ">\n\nYeah hopefully it gets resolved quick, more supply chain issues are not what we need right now", ">\n\nA quick scan of the article says it doesn't affect traffic.... I know reading isn't fun though.", ">\n\nIt has now been cleared!", ">\n\nDammit, again?", ">\n\nYES! THEY PUT IT BACK!!!", ">\n\nSounds like no one read the article... They were able to get the ship unstuck, and it didn't sound like it caused any blockage. So nothing to worry about, and nothing like the last blockage.", ">\n\nThis should be interesting, 2023 off to a good start :)", ">\n\nLooks like a lousy remake of couple of previous years...", ">\n\nI've already seen this season.", ">\n\n2023 writers getting lazy now.", ">\n\nI feel like I’ve heard this somewhere before…", ">\n\nIt has been resolved already: source", ">\n\nIt got up and left, why is everyone confused?", ">\n\nNobody asked for a sequel to Attack of the Crab Monsters (1957).", ">\n\nImagine the captains face right now though. Just think. They all hope it won't be them, but it had to be someone.", ">\n\nHave we even recover from the last?", ">\n\nI already saw this episode…", ">\n\nLet's gooooo.", ">\n\n*again" ]

[ "Here we go again...\nWhat do we do with a drunken sailor? What do we do we do with a drunken sailor? What do we do with a drunken sailor, early in the morning?", ">\n\nThrow em in the brig until they're sober", ">\n\nFeed 'em to the hungry rats for dinner.", ">\n\nAnd this is why I'll need to listen to the Drunken Whaler on repeat for some amount of time.", ">\n\nBetween this and the other things happening around the world it's like watching the events of the past 2-3 years replaying themselves.", ">\n\n\n\nSuez Canal blocked by a cargo ship ✅\n\n\nA high number of contagious tourists coming in from China ✅\n\n\nA defeated president's supporters storm a country's government buildings ✅\n\n\nYep, sounds familiar alright.", ">\n\nHistory repeats, no one learns from the past.", ">\n\nI just heard someone say, \"History doesn't repeat itself, but it does rhyme.\"", ">\n\nTime is a circle from a view except it's more like a staircase. And there's a shake at certain parts. \nHating the trudge upwards and always going around.", ">\n\nVonnegut or mcconaughey?", ">\n\n\"Canal traffic is unaffected, the canal authority's chairman Osama Rabie said.\"", ">\n\nCanal authority is what I call it when my wife bosses me around", ">\n\nNot again.", ">\n\nWhat next, a bowl of petunias?", ">\n\nWhat are you doing step-ship!?", ">\n\nI just need a quick tug.", ">\n\nHooray! Worldwide commerce meltdown again! Oh, wait, no, that one is bad...", ">\n\nSorry, no raises this year because that global thing that happened for a couple of days\n-Corporations", ">\n\nAlso, all of the products and services that aren't significantly impacted are going to receive price hikes regardless- which will stick around well-after the supply chain has normalized. Our ~~suckers~~ customers ~~are too dumb to notice~~ understand that our products and services have great value and we're always doing our best to stay competitive with the other sociopaths in the price-fixed industry.", ">\n\nDammit, again?", ">\n\n“Hey, I’ve seen this one! I’ve seen this one! This is a classic!”", ">\n\nAgain!?", ">\n\nYES! THEY PUT IT BACK!!!", ">\n\nImagine the captains face right now though. Just think. They all hope it won't be them, but it had to be someone.", ">\n\nI've already seen this season.", ">\n\n2023 writers getting lazy now.", ">\n\nI feel like I’ve heard this somewhere before…", ">\n\n:( why did it have to be a Ukrainian grain ship … they need the god damn money and the world needs their god damn grain .", ">\n\nAnd why does China need Ukrainian grain?", ">\n\nI’lll just leave this here.", ">\n\nThank you", ">\n\na.s.h.w.g.a.", ">\n\nThis should be interesting, 2023 off to a good start :)", ">\n\nLooks like a lousy remake of couple of previous years...", ">\n\nHave we even recover from the last?", ">\n\nI already saw this episode…", ">\n\nLet's gooooo.", ">\n\nThese idiots can't captain ships for shit", ">\n\nFrom the article: “It is currently unclear to what extent canal traffic is affected.”\nPretty sure that means it is badly affected.", ">\n\nAlso from the article:\n\nCanal traffic is unaffected, the canal authority's chairman Osama Rabie said.", ">\n\nIm not even lying, they changed/updated the article and now its 4x as long with much more info. Thanks.", ">\n\nI actually thought something like that happened. I don't think you're lying! I mean, that would be a weird thing to lie about.", ">\n\nFor f sake can the US just pay Egypt to build a fing second line already. Pretty sure the US could have paid Egypt to build 12 canals from the last wreck and now here we are again. Seriously Egypt doesn't have the money so just pay for it already so we don't have months long shipping crisis every year.", ">\n\nThis ignores both the history of the existing canal and the current megaprojects unfolding in egypt", ">\n\nWe've got another one, folks! 🎉🎉🎉🎉 (On a serious note, FOR FUCK'S SAKE!)", ">\n\nOh god please, Not again.", ">\n\nI bet my new tote bag was on there.", ">\n\nOn a ship carrying grain from Ukraine to China?", ">\n\n\nCanal traffic is unaffected, the canal authority's chairman Osama Rabie said.", ">\n\nIt’s like deja vu all over again.", ">\n\nAgain?", ">\n\nJesus, not again.", ">\n\noh no... not again.", ">\n\nhaha, yes!\nround 2", ">\n\nOkay, who decided to put history on loop?", ">\n\nCan anyone linke some radar site for ships? So we can track how \"bad\" it is?", ">\n\nOh no, not again.", ">\n\nLet's gooooo!", ">\n\nWe don’t need no stinkin supply chain!", ">\n\nEvergreen 2?", ">\n\nThis was a good episode of The Truman Show.", ">\n\nUkraine still exporting to China . Unfuckin real", ">\n\nGreat, now I will have to wait even longer for my container full of rubber dog poo", ">\n\nHere we go again...\nWhat do we do with a drunken sailor? What do we do we do with a drunken sailor? What do we do with a drunken sailor, early in the morning?", ">\n\nThrow em in the brig until they're sober", ">\n\nFeed 'em to the hungry rats for dinner.", ">\n\nPut them in bed with the captain's daughter", ">\n\nHave you seen the captain’s daughter (early in the morning)?", ">\n\nSober?", ">\n\nBetween this and the other things happening around the world it's like watching the events of the past 2-3 years replaying themselves.", ">\n\n\n\nShip stuck at the Suez Canal ✅\n\n\nA high number of contagious tourists coming in from China ✅\n\n\nA defeated president's supporters storm a country's government buildings ✅\n\n\nYep, sounds familiar alright.", ">\n\nHistory repeats, no one learns from the past.", ">\n\nI just heard someone say, \"History doesn't repeat itself, but it does rhyme.\"", ">\n\nRepeat Rap Battles of History! \n2020! Vs! 2023!\nBEGIN!", ">\n\nGreat now I gotta go listen to 40 ERBoH videos", ">\n\n\"Canal traffic is unaffected, the canal authority's chairman Osama Rabie said.\"", ">\n\nCanal authority is what I call it when my wife bosses me around", ">\n\nNo that one is without the C", ">\n\nNo, what you mean is when the morning coffee takes control", ">\n\nNot again.", ">\n\nWhat next, a bowl of petunias?", ">\n\n“Hey, I’ve seen this one! I’ve seen this one! This is a classic!”", ">\n\nWhat do you mean you’ve seen it, it’s brand new?", ">\n\nWhat are you doing step-ship!?", ">\n\nI just need a quick tug.", ">\n\nAgain!?", ">\n\nHooray! Worldwide commerce meltdown again! Oh, wait, no, that one is bad...", ">\n\nSorry, no raises this year because that global thing that happened for a couple of days\n-Corporations", ">\n\nAlso, all of the products and services that aren't significantly impacted are going to receive price hikes regardless- which will stick around well-after the supply chain has normalized. Our ~~suckers~~ customers ~~are too dumb to notice~~ understand that our products and services have great value and we're always doing our best to stay competitive with the other sociopaths in the price-fixed industry.", ">\n\nDammit, again?", ">\n\nYES! THEY PUT IT BACK!!!", ">\n\nThis should be interesting, 2023 off to a good start :)", ">\n\nLooks like a lousy remake of couple of previous years...", ">\n\nI've already seen this season.", ">\n\nI feel like I’ve heard this somewhere before…", ">\n\nSounds like no one read the article... They were able to get the ship unstuck, and it didn't sound like it caused any blockage. So nothing to worry about, and nothing like the last blockage.", ">\n\nImagine the captains face right now though. Just think. They all hope it won't be them, but it had to be someone.", ">\n\n2023 writers getting lazy now.", ">\n\nHave we even recover from the last?", ">\n\nI already saw this episode…", ">\n\nIt got up and left, why is everyone confused?", ">\n\nNobody asked for a sequel to Attack of the Crab Monsters (1957).", ">\n\nI’lll just leave this here.", ">\n\nThank you", ">\n\na.s.h.w.g.a.", ">\n\nLet's gooooo.", ">\n\nGreat, now I will have to wait even longer for my container full of rubber dog poo", ">\n\nIt has been resolved already: source", ">\n\nThis new is breaking!", ">\n\n*again", ">\n\nWell this year is off to a GREAT start.", ">\n\n:( why did it have to be a Ukrainian grain ship … they need the god damn money and the world needs their god damn grain .", ">\n\nAnd why does China need Ukrainian grain?", ">\n\nSo people dont starve ?", ">\n\nI didn't realize that such a massive industrial country as China needs grain import to not starve.", ">\n\nFrom the article: “It is currently unclear to what extent canal traffic is affected.”\nPretty sure that means it is badly affected.", ">\n\nAlso from the article:\n\nCanal traffic is unaffected, the canal authority's chairman Osama Rabie said.", ">\n\nIm not even lying, they changed/updated the article and now its 4x as long with much more info. Thanks.", ">\n\nI actually thought something like that happened. I don't think you're lying! I mean, that would be a weird thing to lie about.", ">\n\nThese idiots can't captain ships for shit", ">\n\nUkraine still exporting to China . Unfuckin real", ">\n\nFor f sake can the US just pay Egypt to build a fing second line already. Pretty sure the US could have paid Egypt to build 12 canals from the last wreck and now here we are again. Seriously Egypt doesn't have the money so just pay for it already so we don't have months long shipping crisis every year.", ">\n\nThis ignores both the history of the existing canal and the current megaprojects unfolding in egypt", ">\n\nWe've got another one, folks! 🎉🎉🎉🎉 (On a serious note, FOR FUCK'S SAKE!)", ">\n\nOh god please, Not again.", ">\n\nI bet my new tote bag was on there.", ">\n\nOn a ship carrying grain from Ukraine to China?", ">\n\n\nCanal traffic is unaffected, the canal authority's chairman Osama Rabie said.", ">\n\nIt’s like deja vu all over again.", ">\n\nAgain?", ">\n\nJesus, not again.", ">\n\noh no... not again.", ">\n\nhaha, yes!\nround 2", ">\n\nOkay, who decided to put history on loop?", ">\n\nCan anyone linke some radar site for ships? So we can track how \"bad\" it is?", ">\n\nOh no, not again.", ">\n\nLet's gooooo!", ">\n\nWe don’t need no stinkin supply chain!", ">\n\nEvergreen 2?", ">\n\nThis was a good episode of The Truman Show.", ">\n\nDe ja vu", ">\n\nLooks like they'll have to make it even wider for the influx of inexperienced shipping crews in the industry.", ">\n\nDeja Vu anyone?", ">\n\nSeriously, how often does this happens?", ">\n\nAgain?", ">\n\nIt’s even funnier the second time!!", ">\n\nPlease not with my stuff in it. Please.", ">\n\nBetween this and the other things happening around the world it's like watching the events of the past 2-3 years replaying themselves.", ">\n\n\n\nShip stuck at the Suez Canal ✅\n\n\nA high number of contagious tourists coming in from China ✅\n\n\nA defeated president's supporters storm a country's government buildings ✅\n\n\nYep, sounds familiar alright.", ">\n\nHistory repeats, no one learns from the past.", ">\n\nI just heard someone say, \"History doesn't repeat itself, but it does rhyme.\"", ">\n\nTime is a circle from a view except it's more like a staircase. And there's a shake at certain parts. \nHating the trudge upwards and always going around.", ">\n\nVonnegut or mcconaughey?", ">\n\n\"Canal traffic is unaffected, the canal authority's chairman Osama Rabie said.\"", ">\n\nCanal authority is what I call it when my wife bosses me around", ">\n\nNo that one is without the C", ">\n\nNo, what you mean is when the morning coffee takes control", ">\n\nHere we go again...\nWhat do we do with a drunken sailor? What do we do we do with a drunken sailor? What do we do with a drunken sailor, early in the morning?", ">\n\nThrow em in the brig until they're sober", ">\n\nFeed 'em to the hungry rats for dinner.", ">\n\nPut them in bed with the captain's daughter", ">\n\nHave you seen the captain’s daughter (early in the morning)?", ">\n\nShave his belly with a rusty razor", ">\n\n“Hey, I’ve seen this one! I’ve seen this one! This is a classic!”", ">\n\nWhat do you mean you’ve seen it, it’s brand new?", ">\n\nWhat’s a rerun?", ">\n\nWhat are you doing step-ship!?", ">\n\nIt doesn't take much with you people.", ">\n\nAhaa but you got the referrence still! 😆", ">\n\nNot again.", ">\n\nWhat next, a bowl of petunias?", ">\n\ndunno, time to start eating a bat's soup from a chinese wetmarket", ">\n\nAgain!?", ">\n\nHooray! Worldwide commerce meltdown again! Oh, wait, no, that one is bad...", ">\n\nYeah hopefully it gets resolved quick, more supply chain issues are not what we need right now", ">\n\nA quick scan of the article says it doesn't affect traffic.... I know reading isn't fun though.", ">\n\nIt has now been cleared!", ">\n\nDammit, again?", ">\n\nYES! THEY PUT IT BACK!!!", ">\n\nSounds like no one read the article... They were able to get the ship unstuck, and it didn't sound like it caused any blockage. So nothing to worry about, and nothing like the last blockage.", ">\n\nThis should be interesting, 2023 off to a good start :)", ">\n\nLooks like a lousy remake of couple of previous years...", ">\n\nI've already seen this season.", ">\n\n2023 writers getting lazy now.", ">\n\nI feel like I’ve heard this somewhere before…", ">\n\nIt has been resolved already: source", ">\n\nIt got up and left, why is everyone confused?", ">\n\nNobody asked for a sequel to Attack of the Crab Monsters (1957).", ">\n\nImagine the captains face right now though. Just think. They all hope it won't be them, but it had to be someone.", ">\n\nHave we even recover from the last?", ">\n\nI already saw this episode…", ">\n\nLet's gooooo.", ">\n\n*again", ">\n\nWell this year is off to a GREAT start." ]

[ "Here we go again...\nWhat do we do with a drunken sailor? What do we do we do with a drunken sailor? What do we do with a drunken sailor, early in the morning?", ">\n\nThrow em in the brig until they're sober", ">\n\nFeed 'em to the hungry rats for dinner.", ">\n\nAnd this is why I'll need to listen to the Drunken Whaler on repeat for some amount of time.", ">\n\nBetween this and the other things happening around the world it's like watching the events of the past 2-3 years replaying themselves.", ">\n\n\n\nSuez Canal blocked by a cargo ship ✅\n\n\nA high number of contagious tourists coming in from China ✅\n\n\nA defeated president's supporters storm a country's government buildings ✅\n\n\nYep, sounds familiar alright.", ">\n\nHistory repeats, no one learns from the past.", ">\n\nI just heard someone say, \"History doesn't repeat itself, but it does rhyme.\"", ">\n\nTime is a circle from a view except it's more like a staircase. And there's a shake at certain parts. \nHating the trudge upwards and always going around.", ">\n\nVonnegut or mcconaughey?", ">\n\n\"Canal traffic is unaffected, the canal authority's chairman Osama Rabie said.\"", ">\n\nCanal authority is what I call it when my wife bosses me around", ">\n\nNot again.", ">\n\nWhat next, a bowl of petunias?", ">\n\nWhat are you doing step-ship!?", ">\n\nI just need a quick tug.", ">\n\nHooray! Worldwide commerce meltdown again! Oh, wait, no, that one is bad...", ">\n\nSorry, no raises this year because that global thing that happened for a couple of days\n-Corporations", ">\n\nAlso, all of the products and services that aren't significantly impacted are going to receive price hikes regardless- which will stick around well-after the supply chain has normalized. Our ~~suckers~~ customers ~~are too dumb to notice~~ understand that our products and services have great value and we're always doing our best to stay competitive with the other sociopaths in the price-fixed industry.", ">\n\nDammit, again?", ">\n\n“Hey, I’ve seen this one! I’ve seen this one! This is a classic!”", ">\n\nAgain!?", ">\n\nYES! THEY PUT IT BACK!!!", ">\n\nImagine the captains face right now though. Just think. They all hope it won't be them, but it had to be someone.", ">\n\nI've already seen this season.", ">\n\n2023 writers getting lazy now.", ">\n\nI feel like I’ve heard this somewhere before…", ">\n\n:( why did it have to be a Ukrainian grain ship … they need the god damn money and the world needs their god damn grain .", ">\n\nAnd why does China need Ukrainian grain?", ">\n\nI’lll just leave this here.", ">\n\nThank you", ">\n\na.s.h.w.g.a.", ">\n\nThis should be interesting, 2023 off to a good start :)", ">\n\nLooks like a lousy remake of couple of previous years...", ">\n\nHave we even recover from the last?", ">\n\nI already saw this episode…", ">\n\nLet's gooooo.", ">\n\nThese idiots can't captain ships for shit", ">\n\nFrom the article: “It is currently unclear to what extent canal traffic is affected.”\nPretty sure that means it is badly affected.", ">\n\nAlso from the article:\n\nCanal traffic is unaffected, the canal authority's chairman Osama Rabie said.", ">\n\nIm not even lying, they changed/updated the article and now its 4x as long with much more info. Thanks.", ">\n\nI actually thought something like that happened. I don't think you're lying! I mean, that would be a weird thing to lie about.", ">\n\nFor f sake can the US just pay Egypt to build a fing second line already. Pretty sure the US could have paid Egypt to build 12 canals from the last wreck and now here we are again. Seriously Egypt doesn't have the money so just pay for it already so we don't have months long shipping crisis every year.", ">\n\nThis ignores both the history of the existing canal and the current megaprojects unfolding in egypt", ">\n\nWe've got another one, folks! 🎉🎉🎉🎉 (On a serious note, FOR FUCK'S SAKE!)", ">\n\nOh god please, Not again.", ">\n\nI bet my new tote bag was on there.", ">\n\nOn a ship carrying grain from Ukraine to China?", ">\n\n\nCanal traffic is unaffected, the canal authority's chairman Osama Rabie said.", ">\n\nIt’s like deja vu all over again.", ">\n\nAgain?", ">\n\nJesus, not again.", ">\n\noh no... not again.", ">\n\nhaha, yes!\nround 2", ">\n\nOkay, who decided to put history on loop?", ">\n\nCan anyone linke some radar site for ships? So we can track how \"bad\" it is?", ">\n\nOh no, not again.", ">\n\nLet's gooooo!", ">\n\nWe don’t need no stinkin supply chain!", ">\n\nEvergreen 2?", ">\n\nThis was a good episode of The Truman Show.", ">\n\nUkraine still exporting to China . Unfuckin real", ">\n\nGreat, now I will have to wait even longer for my container full of rubber dog poo", ">\n\nHere we go again...\nWhat do we do with a drunken sailor? What do we do we do with a drunken sailor? What do we do with a drunken sailor, early in the morning?", ">\n\nThrow em in the brig until they're sober", ">\n\nFeed 'em to the hungry rats for dinner.", ">\n\nPut them in bed with the captain's daughter", ">\n\nHave you seen the captain’s daughter (early in the morning)?", ">\n\nSober?", ">\n\nBetween this and the other things happening around the world it's like watching the events of the past 2-3 years replaying themselves.", ">\n\n\n\nShip stuck at the Suez Canal ✅\n\n\nA high number of contagious tourists coming in from China ✅\n\n\nA defeated president's supporters storm a country's government buildings ✅\n\n\nYep, sounds familiar alright.", ">\n\nHistory repeats, no one learns from the past.", ">\n\nI just heard someone say, \"History doesn't repeat itself, but it does rhyme.\"", ">\n\nRepeat Rap Battles of History! \n2020! Vs! 2023!\nBEGIN!", ">\n\nGreat now I gotta go listen to 40 ERBoH videos", ">\n\n\"Canal traffic is unaffected, the canal authority's chairman Osama Rabie said.\"", ">\n\nCanal authority is what I call it when my wife bosses me around", ">\n\nNo that one is without the C", ">\n\nNo, what you mean is when the morning coffee takes control", ">\n\nNot again.", ">\n\nWhat next, a bowl of petunias?", ">\n\n“Hey, I’ve seen this one! I’ve seen this one! This is a classic!”", ">\n\nWhat do you mean you’ve seen it, it’s brand new?", ">\n\nWhat are you doing step-ship!?", ">\n\nI just need a quick tug.", ">\n\nAgain!?", ">\n\nHooray! Worldwide commerce meltdown again! Oh, wait, no, that one is bad...", ">\n\nSorry, no raises this year because that global thing that happened for a couple of days\n-Corporations", ">\n\nAlso, all of the products and services that aren't significantly impacted are going to receive price hikes regardless- which will stick around well-after the supply chain has normalized. Our ~~suckers~~ customers ~~are too dumb to notice~~ understand that our products and services have great value and we're always doing our best to stay competitive with the other sociopaths in the price-fixed industry.", ">\n\nDammit, again?", ">\n\nYES! THEY PUT IT BACK!!!", ">\n\nThis should be interesting, 2023 off to a good start :)", ">\n\nLooks like a lousy remake of couple of previous years...", ">\n\nI've already seen this season.", ">\n\nI feel like I’ve heard this somewhere before…", ">\n\nSounds like no one read the article... They were able to get the ship unstuck, and it didn't sound like it caused any blockage. So nothing to worry about, and nothing like the last blockage.", ">\n\nImagine the captains face right now though. Just think. They all hope it won't be them, but it had to be someone.", ">\n\n2023 writers getting lazy now.", ">\n\nHave we even recover from the last?", ">\n\nI already saw this episode…", ">\n\nIt got up and left, why is everyone confused?", ">\n\nNobody asked for a sequel to Attack of the Crab Monsters (1957).", ">\n\nI’lll just leave this here.", ">\n\nThank you", ">\n\na.s.h.w.g.a.", ">\n\nLet's gooooo.", ">\n\nGreat, now I will have to wait even longer for my container full of rubber dog poo", ">\n\nIt has been resolved already: source", ">\n\nThis new is breaking!", ">\n\n*again", ">\n\nWell this year is off to a GREAT start.", ">\n\n:( why did it have to be a Ukrainian grain ship … they need the god damn money and the world needs their god damn grain .", ">\n\nAnd why does China need Ukrainian grain?", ">\n\nSo people dont starve ?", ">\n\nI didn't realize that such a massive industrial country as China needs grain import to not starve.", ">\n\nFrom the article: “It is currently unclear to what extent canal traffic is affected.”\nPretty sure that means it is badly affected.", ">\n\nAlso from the article:\n\nCanal traffic is unaffected, the canal authority's chairman Osama Rabie said.", ">\n\nIm not even lying, they changed/updated the article and now its 4x as long with much more info. Thanks.", ">\n\nI actually thought something like that happened. I don't think you're lying! I mean, that would be a weird thing to lie about.", ">\n\nThese idiots can't captain ships for shit", ">\n\nUkraine still exporting to China . Unfuckin real", ">\n\nFor f sake can the US just pay Egypt to build a fing second line already. Pretty sure the US could have paid Egypt to build 12 canals from the last wreck and now here we are again. Seriously Egypt doesn't have the money so just pay for it already so we don't have months long shipping crisis every year.", ">\n\nThis ignores both the history of the existing canal and the current megaprojects unfolding in egypt", ">\n\nWe've got another one, folks! 🎉🎉🎉🎉 (On a serious note, FOR FUCK'S SAKE!)", ">\n\nOh god please, Not again.", ">\n\nI bet my new tote bag was on there.", ">\n\nOn a ship carrying grain from Ukraine to China?", ">\n\n\nCanal traffic is unaffected, the canal authority's chairman Osama Rabie said.", ">\n\nIt’s like deja vu all over again.", ">\n\nAgain?", ">\n\nJesus, not again.", ">\n\noh no... not again.", ">\n\nhaha, yes!\nround 2", ">\n\nOkay, who decided to put history on loop?", ">\n\nCan anyone linke some radar site for ships? So we can track how \"bad\" it is?", ">\n\nOh no, not again.", ">\n\nLet's gooooo!", ">\n\nWe don’t need no stinkin supply chain!", ">\n\nEvergreen 2?", ">\n\nThis was a good episode of The Truman Show.", ">\n\nDe ja vu", ">\n\nLooks like they'll have to make it even wider for the influx of inexperienced shipping crews in the industry.", ">\n\nDeja Vu anyone?", ">\n\nSeriously, how often does this happens?", ">\n\nAgain?", ">\n\nIt’s even funnier the second time!!", ">\n\nPlease not with my stuff in it. Please.", ">\n\nBetween this and the other things happening around the world it's like watching the events of the past 2-3 years replaying themselves.", ">\n\n\n\nShip stuck at the Suez Canal ✅\n\n\nA high number of contagious tourists coming in from China ✅\n\n\nA defeated president's supporters storm a country's government buildings ✅\n\n\nYep, sounds familiar alright.", ">\n\nHistory repeats, no one learns from the past.", ">\n\nI just heard someone say, \"History doesn't repeat itself, but it does rhyme.\"", ">\n\nTime is a circle from a view except it's more like a staircase. And there's a shake at certain parts. \nHating the trudge upwards and always going around.", ">\n\nVonnegut or mcconaughey?", ">\n\n\"Canal traffic is unaffected, the canal authority's chairman Osama Rabie said.\"", ">\n\nCanal authority is what I call it when my wife bosses me around", ">\n\nNo that one is without the C", ">\n\nNo, what you mean is when the morning coffee takes control", ">\n\nHere we go again...\nWhat do we do with a drunken sailor? What do we do we do with a drunken sailor? What do we do with a drunken sailor, early in the morning?", ">\n\nThrow em in the brig until they're sober", ">\n\nFeed 'em to the hungry rats for dinner.", ">\n\nPut them in bed with the captain's daughter", ">\n\nHave you seen the captain’s daughter (early in the morning)?", ">\n\nShave his belly with a rusty razor", ">\n\n“Hey, I’ve seen this one! I’ve seen this one! This is a classic!”", ">\n\nWhat do you mean you’ve seen it, it’s brand new?", ">\n\nWhat’s a rerun?", ">\n\nWhat are you doing step-ship!?", ">\n\nIt doesn't take much with you people.", ">\n\nAhaa but you got the referrence still! 😆", ">\n\nNot again.", ">\n\nWhat next, a bowl of petunias?", ">\n\ndunno, time to start eating a bat's soup from a chinese wetmarket", ">\n\nAgain!?", ">\n\nHooray! Worldwide commerce meltdown again! Oh, wait, no, that one is bad...", ">\n\nYeah hopefully it gets resolved quick, more supply chain issues are not what we need right now", ">\n\nA quick scan of the article says it doesn't affect traffic.... I know reading isn't fun though.", ">\n\nIt has now been cleared!", ">\n\nDammit, again?", ">\n\nYES! THEY PUT IT BACK!!!", ">\n\nSounds like no one read the article... They were able to get the ship unstuck, and it didn't sound like it caused any blockage. So nothing to worry about, and nothing like the last blockage.", ">\n\nThis should be interesting, 2023 off to a good start :)", ">\n\nLooks like a lousy remake of couple of previous years...", ">\n\nI've already seen this season.", ">\n\n2023 writers getting lazy now.", ">\n\nI feel like I’ve heard this somewhere before…", ">\n\nIt has been resolved already: source", ">\n\nIt got up and left, why is everyone confused?", ">\n\nNobody asked for a sequel to Attack of the Crab Monsters (1957).", ">\n\nImagine the captains face right now though. Just think. They all hope it won't be them, but it had to be someone.", ">\n\nHave we even recover from the last?", ">\n\nI already saw this episode…", ">\n\nLet's gooooo.", ">\n\n*again", ">\n\nWell this year is off to a GREAT start.", ">\n\nI’lll just leave this here." ]

[ "Here we go again...\nWhat do we do with a drunken sailor? What do we do we do with a drunken sailor? What do we do with a drunken sailor, early in the morning?", ">\n\nThrow em in the brig until they're sober", ">\n\nFeed 'em to the hungry rats for dinner.", ">\n\nAnd this is why I'll need to listen to the Drunken Whaler on repeat for some amount of time.", ">\n\nBetween this and the other things happening around the world it's like watching the events of the past 2-3 years replaying themselves.", ">\n\n\n\nSuez Canal blocked by a cargo ship ✅\n\n\nA high number of contagious tourists coming in from China ✅\n\n\nA defeated president's supporters storm a country's government buildings ✅\n\n\nYep, sounds familiar alright.", ">\n\nHistory repeats, no one learns from the past.", ">\n\nI just heard someone say, \"History doesn't repeat itself, but it does rhyme.\"", ">\n\nTime is a circle from a view except it's more like a staircase. And there's a shake at certain parts. \nHating the trudge upwards and always going around.", ">\n\nVonnegut or mcconaughey?", ">\n\n\"Canal traffic is unaffected, the canal authority's chairman Osama Rabie said.\"", ">\n\nCanal authority is what I call it when my wife bosses me around", ">\n\nNot again.", ">\n\nWhat next, a bowl of petunias?", ">\n\nWhat are you doing step-ship!?", ">\n\nI just need a quick tug.", ">\n\nHooray! Worldwide commerce meltdown again! Oh, wait, no, that one is bad...", ">\n\nSorry, no raises this year because that global thing that happened for a couple of days\n-Corporations", ">\n\nAlso, all of the products and services that aren't significantly impacted are going to receive price hikes regardless- which will stick around well-after the supply chain has normalized. Our ~~suckers~~ customers ~~are too dumb to notice~~ understand that our products and services have great value and we're always doing our best to stay competitive with the other sociopaths in the price-fixed industry.", ">\n\nDammit, again?", ">\n\n“Hey, I’ve seen this one! I’ve seen this one! This is a classic!”", ">\n\nAgain!?", ">\n\nYES! THEY PUT IT BACK!!!", ">\n\nImagine the captains face right now though. Just think. They all hope it won't be them, but it had to be someone.", ">\n\nI've already seen this season.", ">\n\n2023 writers getting lazy now.", ">\n\nI feel like I’ve heard this somewhere before…", ">\n\n:( why did it have to be a Ukrainian grain ship … they need the god damn money and the world needs their god damn grain .", ">\n\nAnd why does China need Ukrainian grain?", ">\n\nI’lll just leave this here.", ">\n\nThank you", ">\n\na.s.h.w.g.a.", ">\n\nThis should be interesting, 2023 off to a good start :)", ">\n\nLooks like a lousy remake of couple of previous years...", ">\n\nHave we even recover from the last?", ">\n\nI already saw this episode…", ">\n\nLet's gooooo.", ">\n\nThese idiots can't captain ships for shit", ">\n\nFrom the article: “It is currently unclear to what extent canal traffic is affected.”\nPretty sure that means it is badly affected.", ">\n\nAlso from the article:\n\nCanal traffic is unaffected, the canal authority's chairman Osama Rabie said.", ">\n\nIm not even lying, they changed/updated the article and now its 4x as long with much more info. Thanks.", ">\n\nI actually thought something like that happened. I don't think you're lying! I mean, that would be a weird thing to lie about.", ">\n\nFor f sake can the US just pay Egypt to build a fing second line already. Pretty sure the US could have paid Egypt to build 12 canals from the last wreck and now here we are again. Seriously Egypt doesn't have the money so just pay for it already so we don't have months long shipping crisis every year.", ">\n\nThis ignores both the history of the existing canal and the current megaprojects unfolding in egypt", ">\n\nWe've got another one, folks! 🎉🎉🎉🎉 (On a serious note, FOR FUCK'S SAKE!)", ">\n\nOh god please, Not again.", ">\n\nI bet my new tote bag was on there.", ">\n\nOn a ship carrying grain from Ukraine to China?", ">\n\n\nCanal traffic is unaffected, the canal authority's chairman Osama Rabie said.", ">\n\nIt’s like deja vu all over again.", ">\n\nAgain?", ">\n\nJesus, not again.", ">\n\noh no... not again.", ">\n\nhaha, yes!\nround 2", ">\n\nOkay, who decided to put history on loop?", ">\n\nCan anyone linke some radar site for ships? So we can track how \"bad\" it is?", ">\n\nOh no, not again.", ">\n\nLet's gooooo!", ">\n\nWe don’t need no stinkin supply chain!", ">\n\nEvergreen 2?", ">\n\nThis was a good episode of The Truman Show.", ">\n\nUkraine still exporting to China . Unfuckin real", ">\n\nGreat, now I will have to wait even longer for my container full of rubber dog poo", ">\n\nHere we go again...\nWhat do we do with a drunken sailor? What do we do we do with a drunken sailor? What do we do with a drunken sailor, early in the morning?", ">\n\nThrow em in the brig until they're sober", ">\n\nFeed 'em to the hungry rats for dinner.", ">\n\nPut them in bed with the captain's daughter", ">\n\nHave you seen the captain’s daughter (early in the morning)?", ">\n\nSober?", ">\n\nBetween this and the other things happening around the world it's like watching the events of the past 2-3 years replaying themselves.", ">\n\n\n\nShip stuck at the Suez Canal ✅\n\n\nA high number of contagious tourists coming in from China ✅\n\n\nA defeated president's supporters storm a country's government buildings ✅\n\n\nYep, sounds familiar alright.", ">\n\nHistory repeats, no one learns from the past.", ">\n\nI just heard someone say, \"History doesn't repeat itself, but it does rhyme.\"", ">\n\nRepeat Rap Battles of History! \n2020! Vs! 2023!\nBEGIN!", ">\n\nGreat now I gotta go listen to 40 ERBoH videos", ">\n\n\"Canal traffic is unaffected, the canal authority's chairman Osama Rabie said.\"", ">\n\nCanal authority is what I call it when my wife bosses me around", ">\n\nNo that one is without the C", ">\n\nNo, what you mean is when the morning coffee takes control", ">\n\nNot again.", ">\n\nWhat next, a bowl of petunias?", ">\n\n“Hey, I’ve seen this one! I’ve seen this one! This is a classic!”", ">\n\nWhat do you mean you’ve seen it, it’s brand new?", ">\n\nWhat are you doing step-ship!?", ">\n\nI just need a quick tug.", ">\n\nAgain!?", ">\n\nHooray! Worldwide commerce meltdown again! Oh, wait, no, that one is bad...", ">\n\nSorry, no raises this year because that global thing that happened for a couple of days\n-Corporations", ">\n\nAlso, all of the products and services that aren't significantly impacted are going to receive price hikes regardless- which will stick around well-after the supply chain has normalized. Our ~~suckers~~ customers ~~are too dumb to notice~~ understand that our products and services have great value and we're always doing our best to stay competitive with the other sociopaths in the price-fixed industry.", ">\n\nDammit, again?", ">\n\nYES! THEY PUT IT BACK!!!", ">\n\nThis should be interesting, 2023 off to a good start :)", ">\n\nLooks like a lousy remake of couple of previous years...", ">\n\nI've already seen this season.", ">\n\nI feel like I’ve heard this somewhere before…", ">\n\nSounds like no one read the article... They were able to get the ship unstuck, and it didn't sound like it caused any blockage. So nothing to worry about, and nothing like the last blockage.", ">\n\nImagine the captains face right now though. Just think. They all hope it won't be them, but it had to be someone.", ">\n\n2023 writers getting lazy now.", ">\n\nHave we even recover from the last?", ">\n\nI already saw this episode…", ">\n\nIt got up and left, why is everyone confused?", ">\n\nNobody asked for a sequel to Attack of the Crab Monsters (1957).", ">\n\nI’lll just leave this here.", ">\n\nThank you", ">\n\na.s.h.w.g.a.", ">\n\nLet's gooooo.", ">\n\nGreat, now I will have to wait even longer for my container full of rubber dog poo", ">\n\nIt has been resolved already: source", ">\n\nThis new is breaking!", ">\n\n*again", ">\n\nWell this year is off to a GREAT start.", ">\n\n:( why did it have to be a Ukrainian grain ship … they need the god damn money and the world needs their god damn grain .", ">\n\nAnd why does China need Ukrainian grain?", ">\n\nSo people dont starve ?", ">\n\nI didn't realize that such a massive industrial country as China needs grain import to not starve.", ">\n\nFrom the article: “It is currently unclear to what extent canal traffic is affected.”\nPretty sure that means it is badly affected.", ">\n\nAlso from the article:\n\nCanal traffic is unaffected, the canal authority's chairman Osama Rabie said.", ">\n\nIm not even lying, they changed/updated the article and now its 4x as long with much more info. Thanks.", ">\n\nI actually thought something like that happened. I don't think you're lying! I mean, that would be a weird thing to lie about.", ">\n\nThese idiots can't captain ships for shit", ">\n\nUkraine still exporting to China . Unfuckin real", ">\n\nFor f sake can the US just pay Egypt to build a fing second line already. Pretty sure the US could have paid Egypt to build 12 canals from the last wreck and now here we are again. Seriously Egypt doesn't have the money so just pay for it already so we don't have months long shipping crisis every year.", ">\n\nThis ignores both the history of the existing canal and the current megaprojects unfolding in egypt", ">\n\nWe've got another one, folks! 🎉🎉🎉🎉 (On a serious note, FOR FUCK'S SAKE!)", ">\n\nOh god please, Not again.", ">\n\nI bet my new tote bag was on there.", ">\n\nOn a ship carrying grain from Ukraine to China?", ">\n\n\nCanal traffic is unaffected, the canal authority's chairman Osama Rabie said.", ">\n\nIt’s like deja vu all over again.", ">\n\nAgain?", ">\n\nJesus, not again.", ">\n\noh no... not again.", ">\n\nhaha, yes!\nround 2", ">\n\nOkay, who decided to put history on loop?", ">\n\nCan anyone linke some radar site for ships? So we can track how \"bad\" it is?", ">\n\nOh no, not again.", ">\n\nLet's gooooo!", ">\n\nWe don’t need no stinkin supply chain!", ">\n\nEvergreen 2?", ">\n\nThis was a good episode of The Truman Show.", ">\n\nDe ja vu", ">\n\nLooks like they'll have to make it even wider for the influx of inexperienced shipping crews in the industry.", ">\n\nDeja Vu anyone?", ">\n\nSeriously, how often does this happens?", ">\n\nAgain?", ">\n\nIt’s even funnier the second time!!", ">\n\nPlease not with my stuff in it. Please.", ">\n\nBetween this and the other things happening around the world it's like watching the events of the past 2-3 years replaying themselves.", ">\n\n\n\nShip stuck at the Suez Canal ✅\n\n\nA high number of contagious tourists coming in from China ✅\n\n\nA defeated president's supporters storm a country's government buildings ✅\n\n\nYep, sounds familiar alright.", ">\n\nHistory repeats, no one learns from the past.", ">\n\nI just heard someone say, \"History doesn't repeat itself, but it does rhyme.\"", ">\n\nTime is a circle from a view except it's more like a staircase. And there's a shake at certain parts. \nHating the trudge upwards and always going around.", ">\n\nVonnegut or mcconaughey?", ">\n\n\"Canal traffic is unaffected, the canal authority's chairman Osama Rabie said.\"", ">\n\nCanal authority is what I call it when my wife bosses me around", ">\n\nNo that one is without the C", ">\n\nNo, what you mean is when the morning coffee takes control", ">\n\nHere we go again...\nWhat do we do with a drunken sailor? What do we do we do with a drunken sailor? What do we do with a drunken sailor, early in the morning?", ">\n\nThrow em in the brig until they're sober", ">\n\nFeed 'em to the hungry rats for dinner.", ">\n\nPut them in bed with the captain's daughter", ">\n\nHave you seen the captain’s daughter (early in the morning)?", ">\n\nShave his belly with a rusty razor", ">\n\n“Hey, I’ve seen this one! I’ve seen this one! This is a classic!”", ">\n\nWhat do you mean you’ve seen it, it’s brand new?", ">\n\nWhat’s a rerun?", ">\n\nWhat are you doing step-ship!?", ">\n\nIt doesn't take much with you people.", ">\n\nAhaa but you got the referrence still! 😆", ">\n\nNot again.", ">\n\nWhat next, a bowl of petunias?", ">\n\ndunno, time to start eating a bat's soup from a chinese wetmarket", ">\n\nAgain!?", ">\n\nHooray! Worldwide commerce meltdown again! Oh, wait, no, that one is bad...", ">\n\nYeah hopefully it gets resolved quick, more supply chain issues are not what we need right now", ">\n\nA quick scan of the article says it doesn't affect traffic.... I know reading isn't fun though.", ">\n\nIt has now been cleared!", ">\n\nDammit, again?", ">\n\nYES! THEY PUT IT BACK!!!", ">\n\nSounds like no one read the article... They were able to get the ship unstuck, and it didn't sound like it caused any blockage. So nothing to worry about, and nothing like the last blockage.", ">\n\nThis should be interesting, 2023 off to a good start :)", ">\n\nLooks like a lousy remake of couple of previous years...", ">\n\nI've already seen this season.", ">\n\n2023 writers getting lazy now.", ">\n\nI feel like I’ve heard this somewhere before…", ">\n\nIt has been resolved already: source", ">\n\nIt got up and left, why is everyone confused?", ">\n\nNobody asked for a sequel to Attack of the Crab Monsters (1957).", ">\n\nImagine the captains face right now though. Just think. They all hope it won't be them, but it had to be someone.", ">\n\nHave we even recover from the last?", ">\n\nI already saw this episode…", ">\n\nLet's gooooo.", ">\n\n*again", ">\n\nWell this year is off to a GREAT start.", ">\n\nI’lll just leave this here.", ">\n\nThank you" ]

[ "Here we go again...\nWhat do we do with a drunken sailor? What do we do we do with a drunken sailor? What do we do with a drunken sailor, early in the morning?", ">\n\nThrow em in the brig until they're sober", ">\n\nFeed 'em to the hungry rats for dinner.", ">\n\nAnd this is why I'll need to listen to the Drunken Whaler on repeat for some amount of time.", ">\n\nBetween this and the other things happening around the world it's like watching the events of the past 2-3 years replaying themselves.", ">\n\n\n\nSuez Canal blocked by a cargo ship ✅\n\n\nA high number of contagious tourists coming in from China ✅\n\n\nA defeated president's supporters storm a country's government buildings ✅\n\n\nYep, sounds familiar alright.", ">\n\nHistory repeats, no one learns from the past.", ">\n\nI just heard someone say, \"History doesn't repeat itself, but it does rhyme.\"", ">\n\nTime is a circle from a view except it's more like a staircase. And there's a shake at certain parts. \nHating the trudge upwards and always going around.", ">\n\nVonnegut or mcconaughey?", ">\n\n\"Canal traffic is unaffected, the canal authority's chairman Osama Rabie said.\"", ">\n\nCanal authority is what I call it when my wife bosses me around", ">\n\nNot again.", ">\n\nWhat next, a bowl of petunias?", ">\n\nWhat are you doing step-ship!?", ">\n\nI just need a quick tug.", ">\n\nHooray! Worldwide commerce meltdown again! Oh, wait, no, that one is bad...", ">\n\nSorry, no raises this year because that global thing that happened for a couple of days\n-Corporations", ">\n\nAlso, all of the products and services that aren't significantly impacted are going to receive price hikes regardless- which will stick around well-after the supply chain has normalized. Our ~~suckers~~ customers ~~are too dumb to notice~~ understand that our products and services have great value and we're always doing our best to stay competitive with the other sociopaths in the price-fixed industry.", ">\n\nDammit, again?", ">\n\n“Hey, I’ve seen this one! I’ve seen this one! This is a classic!”", ">\n\nAgain!?", ">\n\nYES! THEY PUT IT BACK!!!", ">\n\nImagine the captains face right now though. Just think. They all hope it won't be them, but it had to be someone.", ">\n\nI've already seen this season.", ">\n\n2023 writers getting lazy now.", ">\n\nI feel like I’ve heard this somewhere before…", ">\n\n:( why did it have to be a Ukrainian grain ship … they need the god damn money and the world needs their god damn grain .", ">\n\nAnd why does China need Ukrainian grain?", ">\n\nI’lll just leave this here.", ">\n\nThank you", ">\n\na.s.h.w.g.a.", ">\n\nThis should be interesting, 2023 off to a good start :)", ">\n\nLooks like a lousy remake of couple of previous years...", ">\n\nHave we even recover from the last?", ">\n\nI already saw this episode…", ">\n\nLet's gooooo.", ">\n\nThese idiots can't captain ships for shit", ">\n\nFrom the article: “It is currently unclear to what extent canal traffic is affected.”\nPretty sure that means it is badly affected.", ">\n\nAlso from the article:\n\nCanal traffic is unaffected, the canal authority's chairman Osama Rabie said.", ">\n\nIm not even lying, they changed/updated the article and now its 4x as long with much more info. Thanks.", ">\n\nI actually thought something like that happened. I don't think you're lying! I mean, that would be a weird thing to lie about.", ">\n\nFor f sake can the US just pay Egypt to build a fing second line already. Pretty sure the US could have paid Egypt to build 12 canals from the last wreck and now here we are again. Seriously Egypt doesn't have the money so just pay for it already so we don't have months long shipping crisis every year.", ">\n\nThis ignores both the history of the existing canal and the current megaprojects unfolding in egypt", ">\n\nWe've got another one, folks! 🎉🎉🎉🎉 (On a serious note, FOR FUCK'S SAKE!)", ">\n\nOh god please, Not again.", ">\n\nI bet my new tote bag was on there.", ">\n\nOn a ship carrying grain from Ukraine to China?", ">\n\n\nCanal traffic is unaffected, the canal authority's chairman Osama Rabie said.", ">\n\nIt’s like deja vu all over again.", ">\n\nAgain?", ">\n\nJesus, not again.", ">\n\noh no... not again.", ">\n\nhaha, yes!\nround 2", ">\n\nOkay, who decided to put history on loop?", ">\n\nCan anyone linke some radar site for ships? So we can track how \"bad\" it is?", ">\n\nOh no, not again.", ">\n\nLet's gooooo!", ">\n\nWe don’t need no stinkin supply chain!", ">\n\nEvergreen 2?", ">\n\nThis was a good episode of The Truman Show.", ">\n\nUkraine still exporting to China . Unfuckin real", ">\n\nGreat, now I will have to wait even longer for my container full of rubber dog poo", ">\n\nHere we go again...\nWhat do we do with a drunken sailor? What do we do we do with a drunken sailor? What do we do with a drunken sailor, early in the morning?", ">\n\nThrow em in the brig until they're sober", ">\n\nFeed 'em to the hungry rats for dinner.", ">\n\nPut them in bed with the captain's daughter", ">\n\nHave you seen the captain’s daughter (early in the morning)?", ">\n\nSober?", ">\n\nBetween this and the other things happening around the world it's like watching the events of the past 2-3 years replaying themselves.", ">\n\n\n\nShip stuck at the Suez Canal ✅\n\n\nA high number of contagious tourists coming in from China ✅\n\n\nA defeated president's supporters storm a country's government buildings ✅\n\n\nYep, sounds familiar alright.", ">\n\nHistory repeats, no one learns from the past.", ">\n\nI just heard someone say, \"History doesn't repeat itself, but it does rhyme.\"", ">\n\nRepeat Rap Battles of History! \n2020! Vs! 2023!\nBEGIN!", ">\n\nGreat now I gotta go listen to 40 ERBoH videos", ">\n\n\"Canal traffic is unaffected, the canal authority's chairman Osama Rabie said.\"", ">\n\nCanal authority is what I call it when my wife bosses me around", ">\n\nNo that one is without the C", ">\n\nNo, what you mean is when the morning coffee takes control", ">\n\nNot again.", ">\n\nWhat next, a bowl of petunias?", ">\n\n“Hey, I’ve seen this one! I’ve seen this one! This is a classic!”", ">\n\nWhat do you mean you’ve seen it, it’s brand new?", ">\n\nWhat are you doing step-ship!?", ">\n\nI just need a quick tug.", ">\n\nAgain!?", ">\n\nHooray! Worldwide commerce meltdown again! Oh, wait, no, that one is bad...", ">\n\nSorry, no raises this year because that global thing that happened for a couple of days\n-Corporations", ">\n\nAlso, all of the products and services that aren't significantly impacted are going to receive price hikes regardless- which will stick around well-after the supply chain has normalized. Our ~~suckers~~ customers ~~are too dumb to notice~~ understand that our products and services have great value and we're always doing our best to stay competitive with the other sociopaths in the price-fixed industry.", ">\n\nDammit, again?", ">\n\nYES! THEY PUT IT BACK!!!", ">\n\nThis should be interesting, 2023 off to a good start :)", ">\n\nLooks like a lousy remake of couple of previous years...", ">\n\nI've already seen this season.", ">\n\nI feel like I’ve heard this somewhere before…", ">\n\nSounds like no one read the article... They were able to get the ship unstuck, and it didn't sound like it caused any blockage. So nothing to worry about, and nothing like the last blockage.", ">\n\nImagine the captains face right now though. Just think. They all hope it won't be them, but it had to be someone.", ">\n\n2023 writers getting lazy now.", ">\n\nHave we even recover from the last?", ">\n\nI already saw this episode…", ">\n\nIt got up and left, why is everyone confused?", ">\n\nNobody asked for a sequel to Attack of the Crab Monsters (1957).", ">\n\nI’lll just leave this here.", ">\n\nThank you", ">\n\na.s.h.w.g.a.", ">\n\nLet's gooooo.", ">\n\nGreat, now I will have to wait even longer for my container full of rubber dog poo", ">\n\nIt has been resolved already: source", ">\n\nThis new is breaking!", ">\n\n*again", ">\n\nWell this year is off to a GREAT start.", ">\n\n:( why did it have to be a Ukrainian grain ship … they need the god damn money and the world needs their god damn grain .", ">\n\nAnd why does China need Ukrainian grain?", ">\n\nSo people dont starve ?", ">\n\nI didn't realize that such a massive industrial country as China needs grain import to not starve.", ">\n\nFrom the article: “It is currently unclear to what extent canal traffic is affected.”\nPretty sure that means it is badly affected.", ">\n\nAlso from the article:\n\nCanal traffic is unaffected, the canal authority's chairman Osama Rabie said.", ">\n\nIm not even lying, they changed/updated the article and now its 4x as long with much more info. Thanks.", ">\n\nI actually thought something like that happened. I don't think you're lying! I mean, that would be a weird thing to lie about.", ">\n\nThese idiots can't captain ships for shit", ">\n\nUkraine still exporting to China . Unfuckin real", ">\n\nFor f sake can the US just pay Egypt to build a fing second line already. Pretty sure the US could have paid Egypt to build 12 canals from the last wreck and now here we are again. Seriously Egypt doesn't have the money so just pay for it already so we don't have months long shipping crisis every year.", ">\n\nThis ignores both the history of the existing canal and the current megaprojects unfolding in egypt", ">\n\nWe've got another one, folks! 🎉🎉🎉🎉 (On a serious note, FOR FUCK'S SAKE!)", ">\n\nOh god please, Not again.", ">\n\nI bet my new tote bag was on there.", ">\n\nOn a ship carrying grain from Ukraine to China?", ">\n\n\nCanal traffic is unaffected, the canal authority's chairman Osama Rabie said.", ">\n\nIt’s like deja vu all over again.", ">\n\nAgain?", ">\n\nJesus, not again.", ">\n\noh no... not again.", ">\n\nhaha, yes!\nround 2", ">\n\nOkay, who decided to put history on loop?", ">\n\nCan anyone linke some radar site for ships? So we can track how \"bad\" it is?", ">\n\nOh no, not again.", ">\n\nLet's gooooo!", ">\n\nWe don’t need no stinkin supply chain!", ">\n\nEvergreen 2?", ">\n\nThis was a good episode of The Truman Show.", ">\n\nDe ja vu", ">\n\nLooks like they'll have to make it even wider for the influx of inexperienced shipping crews in the industry.", ">\n\nDeja Vu anyone?", ">\n\nSeriously, how often does this happens?", ">\n\nAgain?", ">\n\nIt’s even funnier the second time!!", ">\n\nPlease not with my stuff in it. Please.", ">\n\nBetween this and the other things happening around the world it's like watching the events of the past 2-3 years replaying themselves.", ">\n\n\n\nShip stuck at the Suez Canal ✅\n\n\nA high number of contagious tourists coming in from China ✅\n\n\nA defeated president's supporters storm a country's government buildings ✅\n\n\nYep, sounds familiar alright.", ">\n\nHistory repeats, no one learns from the past.", ">\n\nI just heard someone say, \"History doesn't repeat itself, but it does rhyme.\"", ">\n\nTime is a circle from a view except it's more like a staircase. And there's a shake at certain parts. \nHating the trudge upwards and always going around.", ">\n\nVonnegut or mcconaughey?", ">\n\n\"Canal traffic is unaffected, the canal authority's chairman Osama Rabie said.\"", ">\n\nCanal authority is what I call it when my wife bosses me around", ">\n\nNo that one is without the C", ">\n\nNo, what you mean is when the morning coffee takes control", ">\n\nHere we go again...\nWhat do we do with a drunken sailor? What do we do we do with a drunken sailor? What do we do with a drunken sailor, early in the morning?", ">\n\nThrow em in the brig until they're sober", ">\n\nFeed 'em to the hungry rats for dinner.", ">\n\nPut them in bed with the captain's daughter", ">\n\nHave you seen the captain’s daughter (early in the morning)?", ">\n\nShave his belly with a rusty razor", ">\n\n“Hey, I’ve seen this one! I’ve seen this one! This is a classic!”", ">\n\nWhat do you mean you’ve seen it, it’s brand new?", ">\n\nWhat’s a rerun?", ">\n\nWhat are you doing step-ship!?", ">\n\nIt doesn't take much with you people.", ">\n\nAhaa but you got the referrence still! 😆", ">\n\nNot again.", ">\n\nWhat next, a bowl of petunias?", ">\n\ndunno, time to start eating a bat's soup from a chinese wetmarket", ">\n\nAgain!?", ">\n\nHooray! Worldwide commerce meltdown again! Oh, wait, no, that one is bad...", ">\n\nYeah hopefully it gets resolved quick, more supply chain issues are not what we need right now", ">\n\nA quick scan of the article says it doesn't affect traffic.... I know reading isn't fun though.", ">\n\nIt has now been cleared!", ">\n\nDammit, again?", ">\n\nYES! THEY PUT IT BACK!!!", ">\n\nSounds like no one read the article... They were able to get the ship unstuck, and it didn't sound like it caused any blockage. So nothing to worry about, and nothing like the last blockage.", ">\n\nThis should be interesting, 2023 off to a good start :)", ">\n\nLooks like a lousy remake of couple of previous years...", ">\n\nI've already seen this season.", ">\n\n2023 writers getting lazy now.", ">\n\nI feel like I’ve heard this somewhere before…", ">\n\nIt has been resolved already: source", ">\n\nIt got up and left, why is everyone confused?", ">\n\nNobody asked for a sequel to Attack of the Crab Monsters (1957).", ">\n\nImagine the captains face right now though. Just think. They all hope it won't be them, but it had to be someone.", ">\n\nHave we even recover from the last?", ">\n\nI already saw this episode…", ">\n\nLet's gooooo.", ">\n\n*again", ">\n\nWell this year is off to a GREAT start.", ">\n\nI’lll just leave this here.", ">\n\nThank you", ">\n\na.s.h.w.g.a." ]

[ "Here we go again...\nWhat do we do with a drunken sailor? What do we do we do with a drunken sailor? What do we do with a drunken sailor, early in the morning?", ">\n\nThrow em in the brig until they're sober", ">\n\nFeed 'em to the hungry rats for dinner.", ">\n\nAnd this is why I'll need to listen to the Drunken Whaler on repeat for some amount of time.", ">\n\nBetween this and the other things happening around the world it's like watching the events of the past 2-3 years replaying themselves.", ">\n\n\n\nSuez Canal blocked by a cargo ship ✅\n\n\nA high number of contagious tourists coming in from China ✅\n\n\nA defeated president's supporters storm a country's government buildings ✅\n\n\nYep, sounds familiar alright.", ">\n\nHistory repeats, no one learns from the past.", ">\n\nI just heard someone say, \"History doesn't repeat itself, but it does rhyme.\"", ">\n\nTime is a circle from a view except it's more like a staircase. And there's a shake at certain parts. \nHating the trudge upwards and always going around.", ">\n\nVonnegut or mcconaughey?", ">\n\n\"Canal traffic is unaffected, the canal authority's chairman Osama Rabie said.\"", ">\n\nCanal authority is what I call it when my wife bosses me around", ">\n\nNot again.", ">\n\nWhat next, a bowl of petunias?", ">\n\nWhat are you doing step-ship!?", ">\n\nI just need a quick tug.", ">\n\nHooray! Worldwide commerce meltdown again! Oh, wait, no, that one is bad...", ">\n\nSorry, no raises this year because that global thing that happened for a couple of days\n-Corporations", ">\n\nAlso, all of the products and services that aren't significantly impacted are going to receive price hikes regardless- which will stick around well-after the supply chain has normalized. Our ~~suckers~~ customers ~~are too dumb to notice~~ understand that our products and services have great value and we're always doing our best to stay competitive with the other sociopaths in the price-fixed industry.", ">\n\nDammit, again?", ">\n\n“Hey, I’ve seen this one! I’ve seen this one! This is a classic!”", ">\n\nAgain!?", ">\n\nYES! THEY PUT IT BACK!!!", ">\n\nImagine the captains face right now though. Just think. They all hope it won't be them, but it had to be someone.", ">\n\nI've already seen this season.", ">\n\n2023 writers getting lazy now.", ">\n\nI feel like I’ve heard this somewhere before…", ">\n\n:( why did it have to be a Ukrainian grain ship … they need the god damn money and the world needs their god damn grain .", ">\n\nAnd why does China need Ukrainian grain?", ">\n\nI’lll just leave this here.", ">\n\nThank you", ">\n\na.s.h.w.g.a.", ">\n\nThis should be interesting, 2023 off to a good start :)", ">\n\nLooks like a lousy remake of couple of previous years...", ">\n\nHave we even recover from the last?", ">\n\nI already saw this episode…", ">\n\nLet's gooooo.", ">\n\nThese idiots can't captain ships for shit", ">\n\nFrom the article: “It is currently unclear to what extent canal traffic is affected.”\nPretty sure that means it is badly affected.", ">\n\nAlso from the article:\n\nCanal traffic is unaffected, the canal authority's chairman Osama Rabie said.", ">\n\nIm not even lying, they changed/updated the article and now its 4x as long with much more info. Thanks.", ">\n\nI actually thought something like that happened. I don't think you're lying! I mean, that would be a weird thing to lie about.", ">\n\nFor f sake can the US just pay Egypt to build a fing second line already. Pretty sure the US could have paid Egypt to build 12 canals from the last wreck and now here we are again. Seriously Egypt doesn't have the money so just pay for it already so we don't have months long shipping crisis every year.", ">\n\nThis ignores both the history of the existing canal and the current megaprojects unfolding in egypt", ">\n\nWe've got another one, folks! 🎉🎉🎉🎉 (On a serious note, FOR FUCK'S SAKE!)", ">\n\nOh god please, Not again.", ">\n\nI bet my new tote bag was on there.", ">\n\nOn a ship carrying grain from Ukraine to China?", ">\n\n\nCanal traffic is unaffected, the canal authority's chairman Osama Rabie said.", ">\n\nIt’s like deja vu all over again.", ">\n\nAgain?", ">\n\nJesus, not again.", ">\n\noh no... not again.", ">\n\nhaha, yes!\nround 2", ">\n\nOkay, who decided to put history on loop?", ">\n\nCan anyone linke some radar site for ships? So we can track how \"bad\" it is?", ">\n\nOh no, not again.", ">\n\nLet's gooooo!", ">\n\nWe don’t need no stinkin supply chain!", ">\n\nEvergreen 2?", ">\n\nThis was a good episode of The Truman Show.", ">\n\nUkraine still exporting to China . Unfuckin real", ">\n\nGreat, now I will have to wait even longer for my container full of rubber dog poo", ">\n\nHere we go again...\nWhat do we do with a drunken sailor? What do we do we do with a drunken sailor? What do we do with a drunken sailor, early in the morning?", ">\n\nThrow em in the brig until they're sober", ">\n\nFeed 'em to the hungry rats for dinner.", ">\n\nPut them in bed with the captain's daughter", ">\n\nHave you seen the captain’s daughter (early in the morning)?", ">\n\nSober?", ">\n\nBetween this and the other things happening around the world it's like watching the events of the past 2-3 years replaying themselves.", ">\n\n\n\nShip stuck at the Suez Canal ✅\n\n\nA high number of contagious tourists coming in from China ✅\n\n\nA defeated president's supporters storm a country's government buildings ✅\n\n\nYep, sounds familiar alright.", ">\n\nHistory repeats, no one learns from the past.", ">\n\nI just heard someone say, \"History doesn't repeat itself, but it does rhyme.\"", ">\n\nRepeat Rap Battles of History! \n2020! Vs! 2023!\nBEGIN!", ">\n\nGreat now I gotta go listen to 40 ERBoH videos", ">\n\n\"Canal traffic is unaffected, the canal authority's chairman Osama Rabie said.\"", ">\n\nCanal authority is what I call it when my wife bosses me around", ">\n\nNo that one is without the C", ">\n\nNo, what you mean is when the morning coffee takes control", ">\n\nNot again.", ">\n\nWhat next, a bowl of petunias?", ">\n\n“Hey, I’ve seen this one! I’ve seen this one! This is a classic!”", ">\n\nWhat do you mean you’ve seen it, it’s brand new?", ">\n\nWhat are you doing step-ship!?", ">\n\nI just need a quick tug.", ">\n\nAgain!?", ">\n\nHooray! Worldwide commerce meltdown again! Oh, wait, no, that one is bad...", ">\n\nSorry, no raises this year because that global thing that happened for a couple of days\n-Corporations", ">\n\nAlso, all of the products and services that aren't significantly impacted are going to receive price hikes regardless- which will stick around well-after the supply chain has normalized. Our ~~suckers~~ customers ~~are too dumb to notice~~ understand that our products and services have great value and we're always doing our best to stay competitive with the other sociopaths in the price-fixed industry.", ">\n\nDammit, again?", ">\n\nYES! THEY PUT IT BACK!!!", ">\n\nThis should be interesting, 2023 off to a good start :)", ">\n\nLooks like a lousy remake of couple of previous years...", ">\n\nI've already seen this season.", ">\n\nI feel like I’ve heard this somewhere before…", ">\n\nSounds like no one read the article... They were able to get the ship unstuck, and it didn't sound like it caused any blockage. So nothing to worry about, and nothing like the last blockage.", ">\n\nImagine the captains face right now though. Just think. They all hope it won't be them, but it had to be someone.", ">\n\n2023 writers getting lazy now.", ">\n\nHave we even recover from the last?", ">\n\nI already saw this episode…", ">\n\nIt got up and left, why is everyone confused?", ">\n\nNobody asked for a sequel to Attack of the Crab Monsters (1957).", ">\n\nI’lll just leave this here.", ">\n\nThank you", ">\n\na.s.h.w.g.a.", ">\n\nLet's gooooo.", ">\n\nGreat, now I will have to wait even longer for my container full of rubber dog poo", ">\n\nIt has been resolved already: source", ">\n\nThis new is breaking!", ">\n\n*again", ">\n\nWell this year is off to a GREAT start.", ">\n\n:( why did it have to be a Ukrainian grain ship … they need the god damn money and the world needs their god damn grain .", ">\n\nAnd why does China need Ukrainian grain?", ">\n\nSo people dont starve ?", ">\n\nI didn't realize that such a massive industrial country as China needs grain import to not starve.", ">\n\nFrom the article: “It is currently unclear to what extent canal traffic is affected.”\nPretty sure that means it is badly affected.", ">\n\nAlso from the article:\n\nCanal traffic is unaffected, the canal authority's chairman Osama Rabie said.", ">\n\nIm not even lying, they changed/updated the article and now its 4x as long with much more info. Thanks.", ">\n\nI actually thought something like that happened. I don't think you're lying! I mean, that would be a weird thing to lie about.", ">\n\nThese idiots can't captain ships for shit", ">\n\nUkraine still exporting to China . Unfuckin real", ">\n\nFor f sake can the US just pay Egypt to build a fing second line already. Pretty sure the US could have paid Egypt to build 12 canals from the last wreck and now here we are again. Seriously Egypt doesn't have the money so just pay for it already so we don't have months long shipping crisis every year.", ">\n\nThis ignores both the history of the existing canal and the current megaprojects unfolding in egypt", ">\n\nWe've got another one, folks! 🎉🎉🎉🎉 (On a serious note, FOR FUCK'S SAKE!)", ">\n\nOh god please, Not again.", ">\n\nI bet my new tote bag was on there.", ">\n\nOn a ship carrying grain from Ukraine to China?", ">\n\n\nCanal traffic is unaffected, the canal authority's chairman Osama Rabie said.", ">\n\nIt’s like deja vu all over again.", ">\n\nAgain?", ">\n\nJesus, not again.", ">\n\noh no... not again.", ">\n\nhaha, yes!\nround 2", ">\n\nOkay, who decided to put history on loop?", ">\n\nCan anyone linke some radar site for ships? So we can track how \"bad\" it is?", ">\n\nOh no, not again.", ">\n\nLet's gooooo!", ">\n\nWe don’t need no stinkin supply chain!", ">\n\nEvergreen 2?", ">\n\nThis was a good episode of The Truman Show.", ">\n\nDe ja vu", ">\n\nLooks like they'll have to make it even wider for the influx of inexperienced shipping crews in the industry.", ">\n\nDeja Vu anyone?", ">\n\nSeriously, how often does this happens?", ">\n\nAgain?", ">\n\nIt’s even funnier the second time!!", ">\n\nPlease not with my stuff in it. Please.", ">\n\nBetween this and the other things happening around the world it's like watching the events of the past 2-3 years replaying themselves.", ">\n\n\n\nShip stuck at the Suez Canal ✅\n\n\nA high number of contagious tourists coming in from China ✅\n\n\nA defeated president's supporters storm a country's government buildings ✅\n\n\nYep, sounds familiar alright.", ">\n\nHistory repeats, no one learns from the past.", ">\n\nI just heard someone say, \"History doesn't repeat itself, but it does rhyme.\"", ">\n\nTime is a circle from a view except it's more like a staircase. And there's a shake at certain parts. \nHating the trudge upwards and always going around.", ">\n\nVonnegut or mcconaughey?", ">\n\n\"Canal traffic is unaffected, the canal authority's chairman Osama Rabie said.\"", ">\n\nCanal authority is what I call it when my wife bosses me around", ">\n\nNo that one is without the C", ">\n\nNo, what you mean is when the morning coffee takes control", ">\n\nHere we go again...\nWhat do we do with a drunken sailor? What do we do we do with a drunken sailor? What do we do with a drunken sailor, early in the morning?", ">\n\nThrow em in the brig until they're sober", ">\n\nFeed 'em to the hungry rats for dinner.", ">\n\nPut them in bed with the captain's daughter", ">\n\nHave you seen the captain’s daughter (early in the morning)?", ">\n\nShave his belly with a rusty razor", ">\n\n“Hey, I’ve seen this one! I’ve seen this one! This is a classic!”", ">\n\nWhat do you mean you’ve seen it, it’s brand new?", ">\n\nWhat’s a rerun?", ">\n\nWhat are you doing step-ship!?", ">\n\nIt doesn't take much with you people.", ">\n\nAhaa but you got the referrence still! 😆", ">\n\nNot again.", ">\n\nWhat next, a bowl of petunias?", ">\n\ndunno, time to start eating a bat's soup from a chinese wetmarket", ">\n\nAgain!?", ">\n\nHooray! Worldwide commerce meltdown again! Oh, wait, no, that one is bad...", ">\n\nYeah hopefully it gets resolved quick, more supply chain issues are not what we need right now", ">\n\nA quick scan of the article says it doesn't affect traffic.... I know reading isn't fun though.", ">\n\nIt has now been cleared!", ">\n\nDammit, again?", ">\n\nYES! THEY PUT IT BACK!!!", ">\n\nSounds like no one read the article... They were able to get the ship unstuck, and it didn't sound like it caused any blockage. So nothing to worry about, and nothing like the last blockage.", ">\n\nThis should be interesting, 2023 off to a good start :)", ">\n\nLooks like a lousy remake of couple of previous years...", ">\n\nI've already seen this season.", ">\n\n2023 writers getting lazy now.", ">\n\nI feel like I’ve heard this somewhere before…", ">\n\nIt has been resolved already: source", ">\n\nIt got up and left, why is everyone confused?", ">\n\nNobody asked for a sequel to Attack of the Crab Monsters (1957).", ">\n\nImagine the captains face right now though. Just think. They all hope it won't be them, but it had to be someone.", ">\n\nHave we even recover from the last?", ">\n\nI already saw this episode…", ">\n\nLet's gooooo.", ">\n\n*again", ">\n\nWell this year is off to a GREAT start.", ">\n\nI’lll just leave this here.", ">\n\nThank you", ">\n\na.s.h.w.g.a.", ">\n\n\"All we had to do was follow the damn train CJ\"" ]

[ "Here we go again...\nWhat do we do with a drunken sailor? What do we do we do with a drunken sailor? What do we do with a drunken sailor, early in the morning?", ">\n\nThrow em in the brig until they're sober", ">\n\nFeed 'em to the hungry rats for dinner.", ">\n\nAnd this is why I'll need to listen to the Drunken Whaler on repeat for some amount of time.", ">\n\nBetween this and the other things happening around the world it's like watching the events of the past 2-3 years replaying themselves.", ">\n\n\n\nSuez Canal blocked by a cargo ship ✅\n\n\nA high number of contagious tourists coming in from China ✅\n\n\nA defeated president's supporters storm a country's government buildings ✅\n\n\nYep, sounds familiar alright.", ">\n\nHistory repeats, no one learns from the past.", ">\n\nI just heard someone say, \"History doesn't repeat itself, but it does rhyme.\"", ">\n\nTime is a circle from a view except it's more like a staircase. And there's a shake at certain parts. \nHating the trudge upwards and always going around.", ">\n\nVonnegut or mcconaughey?", ">\n\n\"Canal traffic is unaffected, the canal authority's chairman Osama Rabie said.\"", ">\n\nCanal authority is what I call it when my wife bosses me around", ">\n\nNot again.", ">\n\nWhat next, a bowl of petunias?", ">\n\nWhat are you doing step-ship!?", ">\n\nI just need a quick tug.", ">\n\nHooray! Worldwide commerce meltdown again! Oh, wait, no, that one is bad...", ">\n\nSorry, no raises this year because that global thing that happened for a couple of days\n-Corporations", ">\n\nAlso, all of the products and services that aren't significantly impacted are going to receive price hikes regardless- which will stick around well-after the supply chain has normalized. Our ~~suckers~~ customers ~~are too dumb to notice~~ understand that our products and services have great value and we're always doing our best to stay competitive with the other sociopaths in the price-fixed industry.", ">\n\nDammit, again?", ">\n\n“Hey, I’ve seen this one! I’ve seen this one! This is a classic!”", ">\n\nAgain!?", ">\n\nYES! THEY PUT IT BACK!!!", ">\n\nImagine the captains face right now though. Just think. They all hope it won't be them, but it had to be someone.", ">\n\nI've already seen this season.", ">\n\n2023 writers getting lazy now.", ">\n\nI feel like I’ve heard this somewhere before…", ">\n\n:( why did it have to be a Ukrainian grain ship … they need the god damn money and the world needs their god damn grain .", ">\n\nAnd why does China need Ukrainian grain?", ">\n\nI’lll just leave this here.", ">\n\nThank you", ">\n\na.s.h.w.g.a.", ">\n\nThis should be interesting, 2023 off to a good start :)", ">\n\nLooks like a lousy remake of couple of previous years...", ">\n\nHave we even recover from the last?", ">\n\nI already saw this episode…", ">\n\nLet's gooooo.", ">\n\nThese idiots can't captain ships for shit", ">\n\nFrom the article: “It is currently unclear to what extent canal traffic is affected.”\nPretty sure that means it is badly affected.", ">\n\nAlso from the article:\n\nCanal traffic is unaffected, the canal authority's chairman Osama Rabie said.", ">\n\nIm not even lying, they changed/updated the article and now its 4x as long with much more info. Thanks.", ">\n\nI actually thought something like that happened. I don't think you're lying! I mean, that would be a weird thing to lie about.", ">\n\nFor f sake can the US just pay Egypt to build a fing second line already. Pretty sure the US could have paid Egypt to build 12 canals from the last wreck and now here we are again. Seriously Egypt doesn't have the money so just pay for it already so we don't have months long shipping crisis every year.", ">\n\nThis ignores both the history of the existing canal and the current megaprojects unfolding in egypt", ">\n\nWe've got another one, folks! 🎉🎉🎉🎉 (On a serious note, FOR FUCK'S SAKE!)", ">\n\nOh god please, Not again.", ">\n\nI bet my new tote bag was on there.", ">\n\nOn a ship carrying grain from Ukraine to China?", ">\n\n\nCanal traffic is unaffected, the canal authority's chairman Osama Rabie said.", ">\n\nIt’s like deja vu all over again.", ">\n\nAgain?", ">\n\nJesus, not again.", ">\n\noh no... not again.", ">\n\nhaha, yes!\nround 2", ">\n\nOkay, who decided to put history on loop?", ">\n\nCan anyone linke some radar site for ships? So we can track how \"bad\" it is?", ">\n\nOh no, not again.", ">\n\nLet's gooooo!", ">\n\nWe don’t need no stinkin supply chain!", ">\n\nEvergreen 2?", ">\n\nThis was a good episode of The Truman Show.", ">\n\nUkraine still exporting to China . Unfuckin real", ">\n\nGreat, now I will have to wait even longer for my container full of rubber dog poo", ">\n\nHere we go again...\nWhat do we do with a drunken sailor? What do we do we do with a drunken sailor? What do we do with a drunken sailor, early in the morning?", ">\n\nThrow em in the brig until they're sober", ">\n\nFeed 'em to the hungry rats for dinner.", ">\n\nPut them in bed with the captain's daughter", ">\n\nHave you seen the captain’s daughter (early in the morning)?", ">\n\nSober?", ">\n\nBetween this and the other things happening around the world it's like watching the events of the past 2-3 years replaying themselves.", ">\n\n\n\nShip stuck at the Suez Canal ✅\n\n\nA high number of contagious tourists coming in from China ✅\n\n\nA defeated president's supporters storm a country's government buildings ✅\n\n\nYep, sounds familiar alright.", ">\n\nHistory repeats, no one learns from the past.", ">\n\nI just heard someone say, \"History doesn't repeat itself, but it does rhyme.\"", ">\n\nRepeat Rap Battles of History! \n2020! Vs! 2023!\nBEGIN!", ">\n\nGreat now I gotta go listen to 40 ERBoH videos", ">\n\n\"Canal traffic is unaffected, the canal authority's chairman Osama Rabie said.\"", ">\n\nCanal authority is what I call it when my wife bosses me around", ">\n\nNo that one is without the C", ">\n\nNo, what you mean is when the morning coffee takes control", ">\n\nNot again.", ">\n\nWhat next, a bowl of petunias?", ">\n\n“Hey, I’ve seen this one! I’ve seen this one! This is a classic!”", ">\n\nWhat do you mean you’ve seen it, it’s brand new?", ">\n\nWhat are you doing step-ship!?", ">\n\nI just need a quick tug.", ">\n\nAgain!?", ">\n\nHooray! Worldwide commerce meltdown again! Oh, wait, no, that one is bad...", ">\n\nSorry, no raises this year because that global thing that happened for a couple of days\n-Corporations", ">\n\nAlso, all of the products and services that aren't significantly impacted are going to receive price hikes regardless- which will stick around well-after the supply chain has normalized. Our ~~suckers~~ customers ~~are too dumb to notice~~ understand that our products and services have great value and we're always doing our best to stay competitive with the other sociopaths in the price-fixed industry.", ">\n\nDammit, again?", ">\n\nYES! THEY PUT IT BACK!!!", ">\n\nThis should be interesting, 2023 off to a good start :)", ">\n\nLooks like a lousy remake of couple of previous years...", ">\n\nI've already seen this season.", ">\n\nI feel like I’ve heard this somewhere before…", ">\n\nSounds like no one read the article... They were able to get the ship unstuck, and it didn't sound like it caused any blockage. So nothing to worry about, and nothing like the last blockage.", ">\n\nImagine the captains face right now though. Just think. They all hope it won't be them, but it had to be someone.", ">\n\n2023 writers getting lazy now.", ">\n\nHave we even recover from the last?", ">\n\nI already saw this episode…", ">\n\nIt got up and left, why is everyone confused?", ">\n\nNobody asked for a sequel to Attack of the Crab Monsters (1957).", ">\n\nI’lll just leave this here.", ">\n\nThank you", ">\n\na.s.h.w.g.a.", ">\n\nLet's gooooo.", ">\n\nGreat, now I will have to wait even longer for my container full of rubber dog poo", ">\n\nIt has been resolved already: source", ">\n\nThis new is breaking!", ">\n\n*again", ">\n\nWell this year is off to a GREAT start.", ">\n\n:( why did it have to be a Ukrainian grain ship … they need the god damn money and the world needs their god damn grain .", ">\n\nAnd why does China need Ukrainian grain?", ">\n\nSo people dont starve ?", ">\n\nI didn't realize that such a massive industrial country as China needs grain import to not starve.", ">\n\nFrom the article: “It is currently unclear to what extent canal traffic is affected.”\nPretty sure that means it is badly affected.", ">\n\nAlso from the article:\n\nCanal traffic is unaffected, the canal authority's chairman Osama Rabie said.", ">\n\nIm not even lying, they changed/updated the article and now its 4x as long with much more info. Thanks.", ">\n\nI actually thought something like that happened. I don't think you're lying! I mean, that would be a weird thing to lie about.", ">\n\nThese idiots can't captain ships for shit", ">\n\nUkraine still exporting to China . Unfuckin real", ">\n\nFor f sake can the US just pay Egypt to build a fing second line already. Pretty sure the US could have paid Egypt to build 12 canals from the last wreck and now here we are again. Seriously Egypt doesn't have the money so just pay for it already so we don't have months long shipping crisis every year.", ">\n\nThis ignores both the history of the existing canal and the current megaprojects unfolding in egypt", ">\n\nWe've got another one, folks! 🎉🎉🎉🎉 (On a serious note, FOR FUCK'S SAKE!)", ">\n\nOh god please, Not again.", ">\n\nI bet my new tote bag was on there.", ">\n\nOn a ship carrying grain from Ukraine to China?", ">\n\n\nCanal traffic is unaffected, the canal authority's chairman Osama Rabie said.", ">\n\nIt’s like deja vu all over again.", ">\n\nAgain?", ">\n\nJesus, not again.", ">\n\noh no... not again.", ">\n\nhaha, yes!\nround 2", ">\n\nOkay, who decided to put history on loop?", ">\n\nCan anyone linke some radar site for ships? So we can track how \"bad\" it is?", ">\n\nOh no, not again.", ">\n\nLet's gooooo!", ">\n\nWe don’t need no stinkin supply chain!", ">\n\nEvergreen 2?", ">\n\nThis was a good episode of The Truman Show.", ">\n\nDe ja vu", ">\n\nLooks like they'll have to make it even wider for the influx of inexperienced shipping crews in the industry.", ">\n\nDeja Vu anyone?", ">\n\nSeriously, how often does this happens?", ">\n\nAgain?", ">\n\nIt’s even funnier the second time!!", ">\n\nPlease not with my stuff in it. Please.", ">\n\nBetween this and the other things happening around the world it's like watching the events of the past 2-3 years replaying themselves.", ">\n\n\n\nShip stuck at the Suez Canal ✅\n\n\nA high number of contagious tourists coming in from China ✅\n\n\nA defeated president's supporters storm a country's government buildings ✅\n\n\nYep, sounds familiar alright.", ">\n\nHistory repeats, no one learns from the past.", ">\n\nI just heard someone say, \"History doesn't repeat itself, but it does rhyme.\"", ">\n\nTime is a circle from a view except it's more like a staircase. And there's a shake at certain parts. \nHating the trudge upwards and always going around.", ">\n\nVonnegut or mcconaughey?", ">\n\n\"Canal traffic is unaffected, the canal authority's chairman Osama Rabie said.\"", ">\n\nCanal authority is what I call it when my wife bosses me around", ">\n\nNo that one is without the C", ">\n\nNo, what you mean is when the morning coffee takes control", ">\n\nHere we go again...\nWhat do we do with a drunken sailor? What do we do we do with a drunken sailor? What do we do with a drunken sailor, early in the morning?", ">\n\nThrow em in the brig until they're sober", ">\n\nFeed 'em to the hungry rats for dinner.", ">\n\nPut them in bed with the captain's daughter", ">\n\nHave you seen the captain’s daughter (early in the morning)?", ">\n\nShave his belly with a rusty razor", ">\n\n“Hey, I’ve seen this one! I’ve seen this one! This is a classic!”", ">\n\nWhat do you mean you’ve seen it, it’s brand new?", ">\n\nWhat’s a rerun?", ">\n\nWhat are you doing step-ship!?", ">\n\nIt doesn't take much with you people.", ">\n\nAhaa but you got the referrence still! 😆", ">\n\nNot again.", ">\n\nWhat next, a bowl of petunias?", ">\n\ndunno, time to start eating a bat's soup from a chinese wetmarket", ">\n\nAgain!?", ">\n\nHooray! Worldwide commerce meltdown again! Oh, wait, no, that one is bad...", ">\n\nYeah hopefully it gets resolved quick, more supply chain issues are not what we need right now", ">\n\nA quick scan of the article says it doesn't affect traffic.... I know reading isn't fun though.", ">\n\nIt has now been cleared!", ">\n\nDammit, again?", ">\n\nYES! THEY PUT IT BACK!!!", ">\n\nSounds like no one read the article... They were able to get the ship unstuck, and it didn't sound like it caused any blockage. So nothing to worry about, and nothing like the last blockage.", ">\n\nThis should be interesting, 2023 off to a good start :)", ">\n\nLooks like a lousy remake of couple of previous years...", ">\n\nI've already seen this season.", ">\n\n2023 writers getting lazy now.", ">\n\nI feel like I’ve heard this somewhere before…", ">\n\nIt has been resolved already: source", ">\n\nIt got up and left, why is everyone confused?", ">\n\nNobody asked for a sequel to Attack of the Crab Monsters (1957).", ">\n\nImagine the captains face right now though. Just think. They all hope it won't be them, but it had to be someone.", ">\n\nHave we even recover from the last?", ">\n\nI already saw this episode…", ">\n\nLet's gooooo.", ">\n\n*again", ">\n\nWell this year is off to a GREAT start.", ">\n\nI’lll just leave this here.", ">\n\nThank you", ">\n\na.s.h.w.g.a.", ">\n\n\"All we had to do was follow the damn train CJ\"", ">\n\nGreat, now I will have to wait even longer for my container full of rubber dog poo" ]

[ "Here we go again...\nWhat do we do with a drunken sailor? What do we do we do with a drunken sailor? What do we do with a drunken sailor, early in the morning?", ">\n\nThrow em in the brig until they're sober", ">\n\nFeed 'em to the hungry rats for dinner.", ">\n\nAnd this is why I'll need to listen to the Drunken Whaler on repeat for some amount of time.", ">\n\nBetween this and the other things happening around the world it's like watching the events of the past 2-3 years replaying themselves.", ">\n\n\n\nSuez Canal blocked by a cargo ship ✅\n\n\nA high number of contagious tourists coming in from China ✅\n\n\nA defeated president's supporters storm a country's government buildings ✅\n\n\nYep, sounds familiar alright.", ">\n\nHistory repeats, no one learns from the past.", ">\n\nI just heard someone say, \"History doesn't repeat itself, but it does rhyme.\"", ">\n\nTime is a circle from a view except it's more like a staircase. And there's a shake at certain parts. \nHating the trudge upwards and always going around.", ">\n\nVonnegut or mcconaughey?", ">\n\n\"Canal traffic is unaffected, the canal authority's chairman Osama Rabie said.\"", ">\n\nCanal authority is what I call it when my wife bosses me around", ">\n\nNot again.", ">\n\nWhat next, a bowl of petunias?", ">\n\nWhat are you doing step-ship!?", ">\n\nI just need a quick tug.", ">\n\nHooray! Worldwide commerce meltdown again! Oh, wait, no, that one is bad...", ">\n\nSorry, no raises this year because that global thing that happened for a couple of days\n-Corporations", ">\n\nAlso, all of the products and services that aren't significantly impacted are going to receive price hikes regardless- which will stick around well-after the supply chain has normalized. Our ~~suckers~~ customers ~~are too dumb to notice~~ understand that our products and services have great value and we're always doing our best to stay competitive with the other sociopaths in the price-fixed industry.", ">\n\nDammit, again?", ">\n\n“Hey, I’ve seen this one! I’ve seen this one! This is a classic!”", ">\n\nAgain!?", ">\n\nYES! THEY PUT IT BACK!!!", ">\n\nImagine the captains face right now though. Just think. They all hope it won't be them, but it had to be someone.", ">\n\nI've already seen this season.", ">\n\n2023 writers getting lazy now.", ">\n\nI feel like I’ve heard this somewhere before…", ">\n\n:( why did it have to be a Ukrainian grain ship … they need the god damn money and the world needs their god damn grain .", ">\n\nAnd why does China need Ukrainian grain?", ">\n\nI’lll just leave this here.", ">\n\nThank you", ">\n\na.s.h.w.g.a.", ">\n\nThis should be interesting, 2023 off to a good start :)", ">\n\nLooks like a lousy remake of couple of previous years...", ">\n\nHave we even recover from the last?", ">\n\nI already saw this episode…", ">\n\nLet's gooooo.", ">\n\nThese idiots can't captain ships for shit", ">\n\nFrom the article: “It is currently unclear to what extent canal traffic is affected.”\nPretty sure that means it is badly affected.", ">\n\nAlso from the article:\n\nCanal traffic is unaffected, the canal authority's chairman Osama Rabie said.", ">\n\nIm not even lying, they changed/updated the article and now its 4x as long with much more info. Thanks.", ">\n\nI actually thought something like that happened. I don't think you're lying! I mean, that would be a weird thing to lie about.", ">\n\nFor f sake can the US just pay Egypt to build a fing second line already. Pretty sure the US could have paid Egypt to build 12 canals from the last wreck and now here we are again. Seriously Egypt doesn't have the money so just pay for it already so we don't have months long shipping crisis every year.", ">\n\nThis ignores both the history of the existing canal and the current megaprojects unfolding in egypt", ">\n\nWe've got another one, folks! 🎉🎉🎉🎉 (On a serious note, FOR FUCK'S SAKE!)", ">\n\nOh god please, Not again.", ">\n\nI bet my new tote bag was on there.", ">\n\nOn a ship carrying grain from Ukraine to China?", ">\n\n\nCanal traffic is unaffected, the canal authority's chairman Osama Rabie said.", ">\n\nIt’s like deja vu all over again.", ">\n\nAgain?", ">\n\nJesus, not again.", ">\n\noh no... not again.", ">\n\nhaha, yes!\nround 2", ">\n\nOkay, who decided to put history on loop?", ">\n\nCan anyone linke some radar site for ships? So we can track how \"bad\" it is?", ">\n\nOh no, not again.", ">\n\nLet's gooooo!", ">\n\nWe don’t need no stinkin supply chain!", ">\n\nEvergreen 2?", ">\n\nThis was a good episode of The Truman Show.", ">\n\nUkraine still exporting to China . Unfuckin real", ">\n\nGreat, now I will have to wait even longer for my container full of rubber dog poo", ">\n\nHere we go again...\nWhat do we do with a drunken sailor? What do we do we do with a drunken sailor? What do we do with a drunken sailor, early in the morning?", ">\n\nThrow em in the brig until they're sober", ">\n\nFeed 'em to the hungry rats for dinner.", ">\n\nPut them in bed with the captain's daughter", ">\n\nHave you seen the captain’s daughter (early in the morning)?", ">\n\nSober?", ">\n\nBetween this and the other things happening around the world it's like watching the events of the past 2-3 years replaying themselves.", ">\n\n\n\nShip stuck at the Suez Canal ✅\n\n\nA high number of contagious tourists coming in from China ✅\n\n\nA defeated president's supporters storm a country's government buildings ✅\n\n\nYep, sounds familiar alright.", ">\n\nHistory repeats, no one learns from the past.", ">\n\nI just heard someone say, \"History doesn't repeat itself, but it does rhyme.\"", ">\n\nRepeat Rap Battles of History! \n2020! Vs! 2023!\nBEGIN!", ">\n\nGreat now I gotta go listen to 40 ERBoH videos", ">\n\n\"Canal traffic is unaffected, the canal authority's chairman Osama Rabie said.\"", ">\n\nCanal authority is what I call it when my wife bosses me around", ">\n\nNo that one is without the C", ">\n\nNo, what you mean is when the morning coffee takes control", ">\n\nNot again.", ">\n\nWhat next, a bowl of petunias?", ">\n\n“Hey, I’ve seen this one! I’ve seen this one! This is a classic!”", ">\n\nWhat do you mean you’ve seen it, it’s brand new?", ">\n\nWhat are you doing step-ship!?", ">\n\nI just need a quick tug.", ">\n\nAgain!?", ">\n\nHooray! Worldwide commerce meltdown again! Oh, wait, no, that one is bad...", ">\n\nSorry, no raises this year because that global thing that happened for a couple of days\n-Corporations", ">\n\nAlso, all of the products and services that aren't significantly impacted are going to receive price hikes regardless- which will stick around well-after the supply chain has normalized. Our ~~suckers~~ customers ~~are too dumb to notice~~ understand that our products and services have great value and we're always doing our best to stay competitive with the other sociopaths in the price-fixed industry.", ">\n\nDammit, again?", ">\n\nYES! THEY PUT IT BACK!!!", ">\n\nThis should be interesting, 2023 off to a good start :)", ">\n\nLooks like a lousy remake of couple of previous years...", ">\n\nI've already seen this season.", ">\n\nI feel like I’ve heard this somewhere before…", ">\n\nSounds like no one read the article... They were able to get the ship unstuck, and it didn't sound like it caused any blockage. So nothing to worry about, and nothing like the last blockage.", ">\n\nImagine the captains face right now though. Just think. They all hope it won't be them, but it had to be someone.", ">\n\n2023 writers getting lazy now.", ">\n\nHave we even recover from the last?", ">\n\nI already saw this episode…", ">\n\nIt got up and left, why is everyone confused?", ">\n\nNobody asked for a sequel to Attack of the Crab Monsters (1957).", ">\n\nI’lll just leave this here.", ">\n\nThank you", ">\n\na.s.h.w.g.a.", ">\n\nLet's gooooo.", ">\n\nGreat, now I will have to wait even longer for my container full of rubber dog poo", ">\n\nIt has been resolved already: source", ">\n\nThis new is breaking!", ">\n\n*again", ">\n\nWell this year is off to a GREAT start.", ">\n\n:( why did it have to be a Ukrainian grain ship … they need the god damn money and the world needs their god damn grain .", ">\n\nAnd why does China need Ukrainian grain?", ">\n\nSo people dont starve ?", ">\n\nI didn't realize that such a massive industrial country as China needs grain import to not starve.", ">\n\nFrom the article: “It is currently unclear to what extent canal traffic is affected.”\nPretty sure that means it is badly affected.", ">\n\nAlso from the article:\n\nCanal traffic is unaffected, the canal authority's chairman Osama Rabie said.", ">\n\nIm not even lying, they changed/updated the article and now its 4x as long with much more info. Thanks.", ">\n\nI actually thought something like that happened. I don't think you're lying! I mean, that would be a weird thing to lie about.", ">\n\nThese idiots can't captain ships for shit", ">\n\nUkraine still exporting to China . Unfuckin real", ">\n\nFor f sake can the US just pay Egypt to build a fing second line already. Pretty sure the US could have paid Egypt to build 12 canals from the last wreck and now here we are again. Seriously Egypt doesn't have the money so just pay for it already so we don't have months long shipping crisis every year.", ">\n\nThis ignores both the history of the existing canal and the current megaprojects unfolding in egypt", ">\n\nWe've got another one, folks! 🎉🎉🎉🎉 (On a serious note, FOR FUCK'S SAKE!)", ">\n\nOh god please, Not again.", ">\n\nI bet my new tote bag was on there.", ">\n\nOn a ship carrying grain from Ukraine to China?", ">\n\n\nCanal traffic is unaffected, the canal authority's chairman Osama Rabie said.", ">\n\nIt’s like deja vu all over again.", ">\n\nAgain?", ">\n\nJesus, not again.", ">\n\noh no... not again.", ">\n\nhaha, yes!\nround 2", ">\n\nOkay, who decided to put history on loop?", ">\n\nCan anyone linke some radar site for ships? So we can track how \"bad\" it is?", ">\n\nOh no, not again.", ">\n\nLet's gooooo!", ">\n\nWe don’t need no stinkin supply chain!", ">\n\nEvergreen 2?", ">\n\nThis was a good episode of The Truman Show.", ">\n\nDe ja vu", ">\n\nLooks like they'll have to make it even wider for the influx of inexperienced shipping crews in the industry.", ">\n\nDeja Vu anyone?", ">\n\nSeriously, how often does this happens?", ">\n\nAgain?", ">\n\nIt’s even funnier the second time!!", ">\n\nPlease not with my stuff in it. Please.", ">\n\nBetween this and the other things happening around the world it's like watching the events of the past 2-3 years replaying themselves.", ">\n\n\n\nShip stuck at the Suez Canal ✅\n\n\nA high number of contagious tourists coming in from China ✅\n\n\nA defeated president's supporters storm a country's government buildings ✅\n\n\nYep, sounds familiar alright.", ">\n\nHistory repeats, no one learns from the past.", ">\n\nI just heard someone say, \"History doesn't repeat itself, but it does rhyme.\"", ">\n\nTime is a circle from a view except it's more like a staircase. And there's a shake at certain parts. \nHating the trudge upwards and always going around.", ">\n\nVonnegut or mcconaughey?", ">\n\n\"Canal traffic is unaffected, the canal authority's chairman Osama Rabie said.\"", ">\n\nCanal authority is what I call it when my wife bosses me around", ">\n\nNo that one is without the C", ">\n\nNo, what you mean is when the morning coffee takes control", ">\n\nHere we go again...\nWhat do we do with a drunken sailor? What do we do we do with a drunken sailor? What do we do with a drunken sailor, early in the morning?", ">\n\nThrow em in the brig until they're sober", ">\n\nFeed 'em to the hungry rats for dinner.", ">\n\nPut them in bed with the captain's daughter", ">\n\nHave you seen the captain’s daughter (early in the morning)?", ">\n\nShave his belly with a rusty razor", ">\n\n“Hey, I’ve seen this one! I’ve seen this one! This is a classic!”", ">\n\nWhat do you mean you’ve seen it, it’s brand new?", ">\n\nWhat’s a rerun?", ">\n\nWhat are you doing step-ship!?", ">\n\nIt doesn't take much with you people.", ">\n\nAhaa but you got the referrence still! 😆", ">\n\nNot again.", ">\n\nWhat next, a bowl of petunias?", ">\n\ndunno, time to start eating a bat's soup from a chinese wetmarket", ">\n\nAgain!?", ">\n\nHooray! Worldwide commerce meltdown again! Oh, wait, no, that one is bad...", ">\n\nYeah hopefully it gets resolved quick, more supply chain issues are not what we need right now", ">\n\nA quick scan of the article says it doesn't affect traffic.... I know reading isn't fun though.", ">\n\nIt has now been cleared!", ">\n\nDammit, again?", ">\n\nYES! THEY PUT IT BACK!!!", ">\n\nSounds like no one read the article... They were able to get the ship unstuck, and it didn't sound like it caused any blockage. So nothing to worry about, and nothing like the last blockage.", ">\n\nThis should be interesting, 2023 off to a good start :)", ">\n\nLooks like a lousy remake of couple of previous years...", ">\n\nI've already seen this season.", ">\n\n2023 writers getting lazy now.", ">\n\nI feel like I’ve heard this somewhere before…", ">\n\nIt has been resolved already: source", ">\n\nIt got up and left, why is everyone confused?", ">\n\nNobody asked for a sequel to Attack of the Crab Monsters (1957).", ">\n\nImagine the captains face right now though. Just think. They all hope it won't be them, but it had to be someone.", ">\n\nHave we even recover from the last?", ">\n\nI already saw this episode…", ">\n\nLet's gooooo.", ">\n\n*again", ">\n\nWell this year is off to a GREAT start.", ">\n\nI’lll just leave this here.", ">\n\nThank you", ">\n\na.s.h.w.g.a.", ">\n\n\"All we had to do was follow the damn train CJ\"", ">\n\nGreat, now I will have to wait even longer for my container full of rubber dog poo", ">\n\nThis new is breaking!" ]

[ "Here we go again...\nWhat do we do with a drunken sailor? What do we do we do with a drunken sailor? What do we do with a drunken sailor, early in the morning?", ">\n\nThrow em in the brig until they're sober", ">\n\nFeed 'em to the hungry rats for dinner.", ">\n\nAnd this is why I'll need to listen to the Drunken Whaler on repeat for some amount of time.", ">\n\nBetween this and the other things happening around the world it's like watching the events of the past 2-3 years replaying themselves.", ">\n\n\n\nSuez Canal blocked by a cargo ship ✅\n\n\nA high number of contagious tourists coming in from China ✅\n\n\nA defeated president's supporters storm a country's government buildings ✅\n\n\nYep, sounds familiar alright.", ">\n\nHistory repeats, no one learns from the past.", ">\n\nI just heard someone say, \"History doesn't repeat itself, but it does rhyme.\"", ">\n\nTime is a circle from a view except it's more like a staircase. And there's a shake at certain parts. \nHating the trudge upwards and always going around.", ">\n\nVonnegut or mcconaughey?", ">\n\n\"Canal traffic is unaffected, the canal authority's chairman Osama Rabie said.\"", ">\n\nCanal authority is what I call it when my wife bosses me around", ">\n\nNot again.", ">\n\nWhat next, a bowl of petunias?", ">\n\nWhat are you doing step-ship!?", ">\n\nI just need a quick tug.", ">\n\nHooray! Worldwide commerce meltdown again! Oh, wait, no, that one is bad...", ">\n\nSorry, no raises this year because that global thing that happened for a couple of days\n-Corporations", ">\n\nAlso, all of the products and services that aren't significantly impacted are going to receive price hikes regardless- which will stick around well-after the supply chain has normalized. Our ~~suckers~~ customers ~~are too dumb to notice~~ understand that our products and services have great value and we're always doing our best to stay competitive with the other sociopaths in the price-fixed industry.", ">\n\nDammit, again?", ">\n\n“Hey, I’ve seen this one! I’ve seen this one! This is a classic!”", ">\n\nAgain!?", ">\n\nYES! THEY PUT IT BACK!!!", ">\n\nImagine the captains face right now though. Just think. They all hope it won't be them, but it had to be someone.", ">\n\nI've already seen this season.", ">\n\n2023 writers getting lazy now.", ">\n\nI feel like I’ve heard this somewhere before…", ">\n\n:( why did it have to be a Ukrainian grain ship … they need the god damn money and the world needs their god damn grain .", ">\n\nAnd why does China need Ukrainian grain?", ">\n\nI’lll just leave this here.", ">\n\nThank you", ">\n\na.s.h.w.g.a.", ">\n\nThis should be interesting, 2023 off to a good start :)", ">\n\nLooks like a lousy remake of couple of previous years...", ">\n\nHave we even recover from the last?", ">\n\nI already saw this episode…", ">\n\nLet's gooooo.", ">\n\nThese idiots can't captain ships for shit", ">\n\nFrom the article: “It is currently unclear to what extent canal traffic is affected.”\nPretty sure that means it is badly affected.", ">\n\nAlso from the article:\n\nCanal traffic is unaffected, the canal authority's chairman Osama Rabie said.", ">\n\nIm not even lying, they changed/updated the article and now its 4x as long with much more info. Thanks.", ">\n\nI actually thought something like that happened. I don't think you're lying! I mean, that would be a weird thing to lie about.", ">\n\nFor f sake can the US just pay Egypt to build a fing second line already. Pretty sure the US could have paid Egypt to build 12 canals from the last wreck and now here we are again. Seriously Egypt doesn't have the money so just pay for it already so we don't have months long shipping crisis every year.", ">\n\nThis ignores both the history of the existing canal and the current megaprojects unfolding in egypt", ">\n\nWe've got another one, folks! 🎉🎉🎉🎉 (On a serious note, FOR FUCK'S SAKE!)", ">\n\nOh god please, Not again.", ">\n\nI bet my new tote bag was on there.", ">\n\nOn a ship carrying grain from Ukraine to China?", ">\n\n\nCanal traffic is unaffected, the canal authority's chairman Osama Rabie said.", ">\n\nIt’s like deja vu all over again.", ">\n\nAgain?", ">\n\nJesus, not again.", ">\n\noh no... not again.", ">\n\nhaha, yes!\nround 2", ">\n\nOkay, who decided to put history on loop?", ">\n\nCan anyone linke some radar site for ships? So we can track how \"bad\" it is?", ">\n\nOh no, not again.", ">\n\nLet's gooooo!", ">\n\nWe don’t need no stinkin supply chain!", ">\n\nEvergreen 2?", ">\n\nThis was a good episode of The Truman Show.", ">\n\nUkraine still exporting to China . Unfuckin real", ">\n\nGreat, now I will have to wait even longer for my container full of rubber dog poo", ">\n\nHere we go again...\nWhat do we do with a drunken sailor? What do we do we do with a drunken sailor? What do we do with a drunken sailor, early in the morning?", ">\n\nThrow em in the brig until they're sober", ">\n\nFeed 'em to the hungry rats for dinner.", ">\n\nPut them in bed with the captain's daughter", ">\n\nHave you seen the captain’s daughter (early in the morning)?", ">\n\nSober?", ">\n\nBetween this and the other things happening around the world it's like watching the events of the past 2-3 years replaying themselves.", ">\n\n\n\nShip stuck at the Suez Canal ✅\n\n\nA high number of contagious tourists coming in from China ✅\n\n\nA defeated president's supporters storm a country's government buildings ✅\n\n\nYep, sounds familiar alright.", ">\n\nHistory repeats, no one learns from the past.", ">\n\nI just heard someone say, \"History doesn't repeat itself, but it does rhyme.\"", ">\n\nRepeat Rap Battles of History! \n2020! Vs! 2023!\nBEGIN!", ">\n\nGreat now I gotta go listen to 40 ERBoH videos", ">\n\n\"Canal traffic is unaffected, the canal authority's chairman Osama Rabie said.\"", ">\n\nCanal authority is what I call it when my wife bosses me around", ">\n\nNo that one is without the C", ">\n\nNo, what you mean is when the morning coffee takes control", ">\n\nNot again.", ">\n\nWhat next, a bowl of petunias?", ">\n\n“Hey, I’ve seen this one! I’ve seen this one! This is a classic!”", ">\n\nWhat do you mean you’ve seen it, it’s brand new?", ">\n\nWhat are you doing step-ship!?", ">\n\nI just need a quick tug.", ">\n\nAgain!?", ">\n\nHooray! Worldwide commerce meltdown again! Oh, wait, no, that one is bad...", ">\n\nSorry, no raises this year because that global thing that happened for a couple of days\n-Corporations", ">\n\nAlso, all of the products and services that aren't significantly impacted are going to receive price hikes regardless- which will stick around well-after the supply chain has normalized. Our ~~suckers~~ customers ~~are too dumb to notice~~ understand that our products and services have great value and we're always doing our best to stay competitive with the other sociopaths in the price-fixed industry.", ">\n\nDammit, again?", ">\n\nYES! THEY PUT IT BACK!!!", ">\n\nThis should be interesting, 2023 off to a good start :)", ">\n\nLooks like a lousy remake of couple of previous years...", ">\n\nI've already seen this season.", ">\n\nI feel like I’ve heard this somewhere before…", ">\n\nSounds like no one read the article... They were able to get the ship unstuck, and it didn't sound like it caused any blockage. So nothing to worry about, and nothing like the last blockage.", ">\n\nImagine the captains face right now though. Just think. They all hope it won't be them, but it had to be someone.", ">\n\n2023 writers getting lazy now.", ">\n\nHave we even recover from the last?", ">\n\nI already saw this episode…", ">\n\nIt got up and left, why is everyone confused?", ">\n\nNobody asked for a sequel to Attack of the Crab Monsters (1957).", ">\n\nI’lll just leave this here.", ">\n\nThank you", ">\n\na.s.h.w.g.a.", ">\n\nLet's gooooo.", ">\n\nGreat, now I will have to wait even longer for my container full of rubber dog poo", ">\n\nIt has been resolved already: source", ">\n\nThis new is breaking!", ">\n\n*again", ">\n\nWell this year is off to a GREAT start.", ">\n\n:( why did it have to be a Ukrainian grain ship … they need the god damn money and the world needs their god damn grain .", ">\n\nAnd why does China need Ukrainian grain?", ">\n\nSo people dont starve ?", ">\n\nI didn't realize that such a massive industrial country as China needs grain import to not starve.", ">\n\nFrom the article: “It is currently unclear to what extent canal traffic is affected.”\nPretty sure that means it is badly affected.", ">\n\nAlso from the article:\n\nCanal traffic is unaffected, the canal authority's chairman Osama Rabie said.", ">\n\nIm not even lying, they changed/updated the article and now its 4x as long with much more info. Thanks.", ">\n\nI actually thought something like that happened. I don't think you're lying! I mean, that would be a weird thing to lie about.", ">\n\nThese idiots can't captain ships for shit", ">\n\nUkraine still exporting to China . Unfuckin real", ">\n\nFor f sake can the US just pay Egypt to build a fing second line already. Pretty sure the US could have paid Egypt to build 12 canals from the last wreck and now here we are again. Seriously Egypt doesn't have the money so just pay for it already so we don't have months long shipping crisis every year.", ">\n\nThis ignores both the history of the existing canal and the current megaprojects unfolding in egypt", ">\n\nWe've got another one, folks! 🎉🎉🎉🎉 (On a serious note, FOR FUCK'S SAKE!)", ">\n\nOh god please, Not again.", ">\n\nI bet my new tote bag was on there.", ">\n\nOn a ship carrying grain from Ukraine to China?", ">\n\n\nCanal traffic is unaffected, the canal authority's chairman Osama Rabie said.", ">\n\nIt’s like deja vu all over again.", ">\n\nAgain?", ">\n\nJesus, not again.", ">\n\noh no... not again.", ">\n\nhaha, yes!\nround 2", ">\n\nOkay, who decided to put history on loop?", ">\n\nCan anyone linke some radar site for ships? So we can track how \"bad\" it is?", ">\n\nOh no, not again.", ">\n\nLet's gooooo!", ">\n\nWe don’t need no stinkin supply chain!", ">\n\nEvergreen 2?", ">\n\nThis was a good episode of The Truman Show.", ">\n\nDe ja vu", ">\n\nLooks like they'll have to make it even wider for the influx of inexperienced shipping crews in the industry.", ">\n\nDeja Vu anyone?", ">\n\nSeriously, how often does this happens?", ">\n\nAgain?", ">\n\nIt’s even funnier the second time!!", ">\n\nPlease not with my stuff in it. Please.", ">\n\nBetween this and the other things happening around the world it's like watching the events of the past 2-3 years replaying themselves.", ">\n\n\n\nShip stuck at the Suez Canal ✅\n\n\nA high number of contagious tourists coming in from China ✅\n\n\nA defeated president's supporters storm a country's government buildings ✅\n\n\nYep, sounds familiar alright.", ">\n\nHistory repeats, no one learns from the past.", ">\n\nI just heard someone say, \"History doesn't repeat itself, but it does rhyme.\"", ">\n\nTime is a circle from a view except it's more like a staircase. And there's a shake at certain parts. \nHating the trudge upwards and always going around.", ">\n\nVonnegut or mcconaughey?", ">\n\n\"Canal traffic is unaffected, the canal authority's chairman Osama Rabie said.\"", ">\n\nCanal authority is what I call it when my wife bosses me around", ">\n\nNo that one is without the C", ">\n\nNo, what you mean is when the morning coffee takes control", ">\n\nHere we go again...\nWhat do we do with a drunken sailor? What do we do we do with a drunken sailor? What do we do with a drunken sailor, early in the morning?", ">\n\nThrow em in the brig until they're sober", ">\n\nFeed 'em to the hungry rats for dinner.", ">\n\nPut them in bed with the captain's daughter", ">\n\nHave you seen the captain’s daughter (early in the morning)?", ">\n\nShave his belly with a rusty razor", ">\n\n“Hey, I’ve seen this one! I’ve seen this one! This is a classic!”", ">\n\nWhat do you mean you’ve seen it, it’s brand new?", ">\n\nWhat’s a rerun?", ">\n\nWhat are you doing step-ship!?", ">\n\nIt doesn't take much with you people.", ">\n\nAhaa but you got the referrence still! 😆", ">\n\nNot again.", ">\n\nWhat next, a bowl of petunias?", ">\n\ndunno, time to start eating a bat's soup from a chinese wetmarket", ">\n\nAgain!?", ">\n\nHooray! Worldwide commerce meltdown again! Oh, wait, no, that one is bad...", ">\n\nYeah hopefully it gets resolved quick, more supply chain issues are not what we need right now", ">\n\nA quick scan of the article says it doesn't affect traffic.... I know reading isn't fun though.", ">\n\nIt has now been cleared!", ">\n\nDammit, again?", ">\n\nYES! THEY PUT IT BACK!!!", ">\n\nSounds like no one read the article... They were able to get the ship unstuck, and it didn't sound like it caused any blockage. So nothing to worry about, and nothing like the last blockage.", ">\n\nThis should be interesting, 2023 off to a good start :)", ">\n\nLooks like a lousy remake of couple of previous years...", ">\n\nI've already seen this season.", ">\n\n2023 writers getting lazy now.", ">\n\nI feel like I’ve heard this somewhere before…", ">\n\nIt has been resolved already: source", ">\n\nIt got up and left, why is everyone confused?", ">\n\nNobody asked for a sequel to Attack of the Crab Monsters (1957).", ">\n\nImagine the captains face right now though. Just think. They all hope it won't be them, but it had to be someone.", ">\n\nHave we even recover from the last?", ">\n\nI already saw this episode…", ">\n\nLet's gooooo.", ">\n\n*again", ">\n\nWell this year is off to a GREAT start.", ">\n\nI’lll just leave this here.", ">\n\nThank you", ">\n\na.s.h.w.g.a.", ">\n\n\"All we had to do was follow the damn train CJ\"", ">\n\nGreat, now I will have to wait even longer for my container full of rubber dog poo", ">\n\nThis new is breaking!", ">\n\nDeja Vu anyone?" ]

[ "Here we go again...\nWhat do we do with a drunken sailor? What do we do we do with a drunken sailor? What do we do with a drunken sailor, early in the morning?", ">\n\nThrow em in the brig until they're sober", ">\n\nFeed 'em to the hungry rats for dinner.", ">\n\nAnd this is why I'll need to listen to the Drunken Whaler on repeat for some amount of time.", ">\n\nBetween this and the other things happening around the world it's like watching the events of the past 2-3 years replaying themselves.", ">\n\n\n\nSuez Canal blocked by a cargo ship ✅\n\n\nA high number of contagious tourists coming in from China ✅\n\n\nA defeated president's supporters storm a country's government buildings ✅\n\n\nYep, sounds familiar alright.", ">\n\nHistory repeats, no one learns from the past.", ">\n\nI just heard someone say, \"History doesn't repeat itself, but it does rhyme.\"", ">\n\nTime is a circle from a view except it's more like a staircase. And there's a shake at certain parts. \nHating the trudge upwards and always going around.", ">\n\nVonnegut or mcconaughey?", ">\n\n\"Canal traffic is unaffected, the canal authority's chairman Osama Rabie said.\"", ">\n\nCanal authority is what I call it when my wife bosses me around", ">\n\nNot again.", ">\n\nWhat next, a bowl of petunias?", ">\n\nWhat are you doing step-ship!?", ">\n\nI just need a quick tug.", ">\n\nHooray! Worldwide commerce meltdown again! Oh, wait, no, that one is bad...", ">\n\nSorry, no raises this year because that global thing that happened for a couple of days\n-Corporations", ">\n\nAlso, all of the products and services that aren't significantly impacted are going to receive price hikes regardless- which will stick around well-after the supply chain has normalized. Our ~~suckers~~ customers ~~are too dumb to notice~~ understand that our products and services have great value and we're always doing our best to stay competitive with the other sociopaths in the price-fixed industry.", ">\n\nDammit, again?", ">\n\n“Hey, I’ve seen this one! I’ve seen this one! This is a classic!”", ">\n\nAgain!?", ">\n\nYES! THEY PUT IT BACK!!!", ">\n\nImagine the captains face right now though. Just think. They all hope it won't be them, but it had to be someone.", ">\n\nI've already seen this season.", ">\n\n2023 writers getting lazy now.", ">\n\nI feel like I’ve heard this somewhere before…", ">\n\n:( why did it have to be a Ukrainian grain ship … they need the god damn money and the world needs their god damn grain .", ">\n\nAnd why does China need Ukrainian grain?", ">\n\nI’lll just leave this here.", ">\n\nThank you", ">\n\na.s.h.w.g.a.", ">\n\nThis should be interesting, 2023 off to a good start :)", ">\n\nLooks like a lousy remake of couple of previous years...", ">\n\nHave we even recover from the last?", ">\n\nI already saw this episode…", ">\n\nLet's gooooo.", ">\n\nThese idiots can't captain ships for shit", ">\n\nFrom the article: “It is currently unclear to what extent canal traffic is affected.”\nPretty sure that means it is badly affected.", ">\n\nAlso from the article:\n\nCanal traffic is unaffected, the canal authority's chairman Osama Rabie said.", ">\n\nIm not even lying, they changed/updated the article and now its 4x as long with much more info. Thanks.", ">\n\nI actually thought something like that happened. I don't think you're lying! I mean, that would be a weird thing to lie about.", ">\n\nFor f sake can the US just pay Egypt to build a fing second line already. Pretty sure the US could have paid Egypt to build 12 canals from the last wreck and now here we are again. Seriously Egypt doesn't have the money so just pay for it already so we don't have months long shipping crisis every year.", ">\n\nThis ignores both the history of the existing canal and the current megaprojects unfolding in egypt", ">\n\nWe've got another one, folks! 🎉🎉🎉🎉 (On a serious note, FOR FUCK'S SAKE!)", ">\n\nOh god please, Not again.", ">\n\nI bet my new tote bag was on there.", ">\n\nOn a ship carrying grain from Ukraine to China?", ">\n\n\nCanal traffic is unaffected, the canal authority's chairman Osama Rabie said.", ">\n\nIt’s like deja vu all over again.", ">\n\nAgain?", ">\n\nJesus, not again.", ">\n\noh no... not again.", ">\n\nhaha, yes!\nround 2", ">\n\nOkay, who decided to put history on loop?", ">\n\nCan anyone linke some radar site for ships? So we can track how \"bad\" it is?", ">\n\nOh no, not again.", ">\n\nLet's gooooo!", ">\n\nWe don’t need no stinkin supply chain!", ">\n\nEvergreen 2?", ">\n\nThis was a good episode of The Truman Show.", ">\n\nUkraine still exporting to China . Unfuckin real", ">\n\nGreat, now I will have to wait even longer for my container full of rubber dog poo", ">\n\nHere we go again...\nWhat do we do with a drunken sailor? What do we do we do with a drunken sailor? What do we do with a drunken sailor, early in the morning?", ">\n\nThrow em in the brig until they're sober", ">\n\nFeed 'em to the hungry rats for dinner.", ">\n\nPut them in bed with the captain's daughter", ">\n\nHave you seen the captain’s daughter (early in the morning)?", ">\n\nSober?", ">\n\nBetween this and the other things happening around the world it's like watching the events of the past 2-3 years replaying themselves.", ">\n\n\n\nShip stuck at the Suez Canal ✅\n\n\nA high number of contagious tourists coming in from China ✅\n\n\nA defeated president's supporters storm a country's government buildings ✅\n\n\nYep, sounds familiar alright.", ">\n\nHistory repeats, no one learns from the past.", ">\n\nI just heard someone say, \"History doesn't repeat itself, but it does rhyme.\"", ">\n\nRepeat Rap Battles of History! \n2020! Vs! 2023!\nBEGIN!", ">\n\nGreat now I gotta go listen to 40 ERBoH videos", ">\n\n\"Canal traffic is unaffected, the canal authority's chairman Osama Rabie said.\"", ">\n\nCanal authority is what I call it when my wife bosses me around", ">\n\nNo that one is without the C", ">\n\nNo, what you mean is when the morning coffee takes control", ">\n\nNot again.", ">\n\nWhat next, a bowl of petunias?", ">\n\n“Hey, I’ve seen this one! I’ve seen this one! This is a classic!”", ">\n\nWhat do you mean you’ve seen it, it’s brand new?", ">\n\nWhat are you doing step-ship!?", ">\n\nI just need a quick tug.", ">\n\nAgain!?", ">\n\nHooray! Worldwide commerce meltdown again! Oh, wait, no, that one is bad...", ">\n\nSorry, no raises this year because that global thing that happened for a couple of days\n-Corporations", ">\n\nAlso, all of the products and services that aren't significantly impacted are going to receive price hikes regardless- which will stick around well-after the supply chain has normalized. Our ~~suckers~~ customers ~~are too dumb to notice~~ understand that our products and services have great value and we're always doing our best to stay competitive with the other sociopaths in the price-fixed industry.", ">\n\nDammit, again?", ">\n\nYES! THEY PUT IT BACK!!!", ">\n\nThis should be interesting, 2023 off to a good start :)", ">\n\nLooks like a lousy remake of couple of previous years...", ">\n\nI've already seen this season.", ">\n\nI feel like I’ve heard this somewhere before…", ">\n\nSounds like no one read the article... They were able to get the ship unstuck, and it didn't sound like it caused any blockage. So nothing to worry about, and nothing like the last blockage.", ">\n\nImagine the captains face right now though. Just think. They all hope it won't be them, but it had to be someone.", ">\n\n2023 writers getting lazy now.", ">\n\nHave we even recover from the last?", ">\n\nI already saw this episode…", ">\n\nIt got up and left, why is everyone confused?", ">\n\nNobody asked for a sequel to Attack of the Crab Monsters (1957).", ">\n\nI’lll just leave this here.", ">\n\nThank you", ">\n\na.s.h.w.g.a.", ">\n\nLet's gooooo.", ">\n\nGreat, now I will have to wait even longer for my container full of rubber dog poo", ">\n\nIt has been resolved already: source", ">\n\nThis new is breaking!", ">\n\n*again", ">\n\nWell this year is off to a GREAT start.", ">\n\n:( why did it have to be a Ukrainian grain ship … they need the god damn money and the world needs their god damn grain .", ">\n\nAnd why does China need Ukrainian grain?", ">\n\nSo people dont starve ?", ">\n\nI didn't realize that such a massive industrial country as China needs grain import to not starve.", ">\n\nFrom the article: “It is currently unclear to what extent canal traffic is affected.”\nPretty sure that means it is badly affected.", ">\n\nAlso from the article:\n\nCanal traffic is unaffected, the canal authority's chairman Osama Rabie said.", ">\n\nIm not even lying, they changed/updated the article and now its 4x as long with much more info. Thanks.", ">\n\nI actually thought something like that happened. I don't think you're lying! I mean, that would be a weird thing to lie about.", ">\n\nThese idiots can't captain ships for shit", ">\n\nUkraine still exporting to China . Unfuckin real", ">\n\nFor f sake can the US just pay Egypt to build a fing second line already. Pretty sure the US could have paid Egypt to build 12 canals from the last wreck and now here we are again. Seriously Egypt doesn't have the money so just pay for it already so we don't have months long shipping crisis every year.", ">\n\nThis ignores both the history of the existing canal and the current megaprojects unfolding in egypt", ">\n\nWe've got another one, folks! 🎉🎉🎉🎉 (On a serious note, FOR FUCK'S SAKE!)", ">\n\nOh god please, Not again.", ">\n\nI bet my new tote bag was on there.", ">\n\nOn a ship carrying grain from Ukraine to China?", ">\n\n\nCanal traffic is unaffected, the canal authority's chairman Osama Rabie said.", ">\n\nIt’s like deja vu all over again.", ">\n\nAgain?", ">\n\nJesus, not again.", ">\n\noh no... not again.", ">\n\nhaha, yes!\nround 2", ">\n\nOkay, who decided to put history on loop?", ">\n\nCan anyone linke some radar site for ships? So we can track how \"bad\" it is?", ">\n\nOh no, not again.", ">\n\nLet's gooooo!", ">\n\nWe don’t need no stinkin supply chain!", ">\n\nEvergreen 2?", ">\n\nThis was a good episode of The Truman Show.", ">\n\nDe ja vu", ">\n\nLooks like they'll have to make it even wider for the influx of inexperienced shipping crews in the industry.", ">\n\nDeja Vu anyone?", ">\n\nSeriously, how often does this happens?", ">\n\nAgain?", ">\n\nIt’s even funnier the second time!!", ">\n\nPlease not with my stuff in it. Please.", ">\n\nBetween this and the other things happening around the world it's like watching the events of the past 2-3 years replaying themselves.", ">\n\n\n\nShip stuck at the Suez Canal ✅\n\n\nA high number of contagious tourists coming in from China ✅\n\n\nA defeated president's supporters storm a country's government buildings ✅\n\n\nYep, sounds familiar alright.", ">\n\nHistory repeats, no one learns from the past.", ">\n\nI just heard someone say, \"History doesn't repeat itself, but it does rhyme.\"", ">\n\nTime is a circle from a view except it's more like a staircase. And there's a shake at certain parts. \nHating the trudge upwards and always going around.", ">\n\nVonnegut or mcconaughey?", ">\n\n\"Canal traffic is unaffected, the canal authority's chairman Osama Rabie said.\"", ">\n\nCanal authority is what I call it when my wife bosses me around", ">\n\nNo that one is without the C", ">\n\nNo, what you mean is when the morning coffee takes control", ">\n\nHere we go again...\nWhat do we do with a drunken sailor? What do we do we do with a drunken sailor? What do we do with a drunken sailor, early in the morning?", ">\n\nThrow em in the brig until they're sober", ">\n\nFeed 'em to the hungry rats for dinner.", ">\n\nPut them in bed with the captain's daughter", ">\n\nHave you seen the captain’s daughter (early in the morning)?", ">\n\nShave his belly with a rusty razor", ">\n\n“Hey, I’ve seen this one! I’ve seen this one! This is a classic!”", ">\n\nWhat do you mean you’ve seen it, it’s brand new?", ">\n\nWhat’s a rerun?", ">\n\nWhat are you doing step-ship!?", ">\n\nIt doesn't take much with you people.", ">\n\nAhaa but you got the referrence still! 😆", ">\n\nNot again.", ">\n\nWhat next, a bowl of petunias?", ">\n\ndunno, time to start eating a bat's soup from a chinese wetmarket", ">\n\nAgain!?", ">\n\nHooray! Worldwide commerce meltdown again! Oh, wait, no, that one is bad...", ">\n\nYeah hopefully it gets resolved quick, more supply chain issues are not what we need right now", ">\n\nA quick scan of the article says it doesn't affect traffic.... I know reading isn't fun though.", ">\n\nIt has now been cleared!", ">\n\nDammit, again?", ">\n\nYES! THEY PUT IT BACK!!!", ">\n\nSounds like no one read the article... They were able to get the ship unstuck, and it didn't sound like it caused any blockage. So nothing to worry about, and nothing like the last blockage.", ">\n\nThis should be interesting, 2023 off to a good start :)", ">\n\nLooks like a lousy remake of couple of previous years...", ">\n\nI've already seen this season.", ">\n\n2023 writers getting lazy now.", ">\n\nI feel like I’ve heard this somewhere before…", ">\n\nIt has been resolved already: source", ">\n\nIt got up and left, why is everyone confused?", ">\n\nNobody asked for a sequel to Attack of the Crab Monsters (1957).", ">\n\nImagine the captains face right now though. Just think. They all hope it won't be them, but it had to be someone.", ">\n\nHave we even recover from the last?", ">\n\nI already saw this episode…", ">\n\nLet's gooooo.", ">\n\n*again", ">\n\nWell this year is off to a GREAT start.", ">\n\nI’lll just leave this here.", ">\n\nThank you", ">\n\na.s.h.w.g.a.", ">\n\n\"All we had to do was follow the damn train CJ\"", ">\n\nGreat, now I will have to wait even longer for my container full of rubber dog poo", ">\n\nThis new is breaking!", ">\n\nDeja Vu anyone?", ">\n\nAgain?" ]

[ "Here we go again...\nWhat do we do with a drunken sailor? What do we do we do with a drunken sailor? What do we do with a drunken sailor, early in the morning?", ">\n\nThrow em in the brig until they're sober", ">\n\nFeed 'em to the hungry rats for dinner.", ">\n\nAnd this is why I'll need to listen to the Drunken Whaler on repeat for some amount of time.", ">\n\nBetween this and the other things happening around the world it's like watching the events of the past 2-3 years replaying themselves.", ">\n\n\n\nSuez Canal blocked by a cargo ship ✅\n\n\nA high number of contagious tourists coming in from China ✅\n\n\nA defeated president's supporters storm a country's government buildings ✅\n\n\nYep, sounds familiar alright.", ">\n\nHistory repeats, no one learns from the past.", ">\n\nI just heard someone say, \"History doesn't repeat itself, but it does rhyme.\"", ">\n\nTime is a circle from a view except it's more like a staircase. And there's a shake at certain parts. \nHating the trudge upwards and always going around.", ">\n\nVonnegut or mcconaughey?", ">\n\n\"Canal traffic is unaffected, the canal authority's chairman Osama Rabie said.\"", ">\n\nCanal authority is what I call it when my wife bosses me around", ">\n\nNot again.", ">\n\nWhat next, a bowl of petunias?", ">\n\nWhat are you doing step-ship!?", ">\n\nI just need a quick tug.", ">\n\nHooray! Worldwide commerce meltdown again! Oh, wait, no, that one is bad...", ">\n\nSorry, no raises this year because that global thing that happened for a couple of days\n-Corporations", ">\n\nAlso, all of the products and services that aren't significantly impacted are going to receive price hikes regardless- which will stick around well-after the supply chain has normalized. Our ~~suckers~~ customers ~~are too dumb to notice~~ understand that our products and services have great value and we're always doing our best to stay competitive with the other sociopaths in the price-fixed industry.", ">\n\nDammit, again?", ">\n\n“Hey, I’ve seen this one! I’ve seen this one! This is a classic!”", ">\n\nAgain!?", ">\n\nYES! THEY PUT IT BACK!!!", ">\n\nImagine the captains face right now though. Just think. They all hope it won't be them, but it had to be someone.", ">\n\nI've already seen this season.", ">\n\n2023 writers getting lazy now.", ">\n\nI feel like I’ve heard this somewhere before…", ">\n\n:( why did it have to be a Ukrainian grain ship … they need the god damn money and the world needs their god damn grain .", ">\n\nAnd why does China need Ukrainian grain?", ">\n\nI’lll just leave this here.", ">\n\nThank you", ">\n\na.s.h.w.g.a.", ">\n\nThis should be interesting, 2023 off to a good start :)", ">\n\nLooks like a lousy remake of couple of previous years...", ">\n\nHave we even recover from the last?", ">\n\nI already saw this episode…", ">\n\nLet's gooooo.", ">\n\nThese idiots can't captain ships for shit", ">\n\nFrom the article: “It is currently unclear to what extent canal traffic is affected.”\nPretty sure that means it is badly affected.", ">\n\nAlso from the article:\n\nCanal traffic is unaffected, the canal authority's chairman Osama Rabie said.", ">\n\nIm not even lying, they changed/updated the article and now its 4x as long with much more info. Thanks.", ">\n\nI actually thought something like that happened. I don't think you're lying! I mean, that would be a weird thing to lie about.", ">\n\nFor f sake can the US just pay Egypt to build a fing second line already. Pretty sure the US could have paid Egypt to build 12 canals from the last wreck and now here we are again. Seriously Egypt doesn't have the money so just pay for it already so we don't have months long shipping crisis every year.", ">\n\nThis ignores both the history of the existing canal and the current megaprojects unfolding in egypt", ">\n\nWe've got another one, folks! 🎉🎉🎉🎉 (On a serious note, FOR FUCK'S SAKE!)", ">\n\nOh god please, Not again.", ">\n\nI bet my new tote bag was on there.", ">\n\nOn a ship carrying grain from Ukraine to China?", ">\n\n\nCanal traffic is unaffected, the canal authority's chairman Osama Rabie said.", ">\n\nIt’s like deja vu all over again.", ">\n\nAgain?", ">\n\nJesus, not again.", ">\n\noh no... not again.", ">\n\nhaha, yes!\nround 2", ">\n\nOkay, who decided to put history on loop?", ">\n\nCan anyone linke some radar site for ships? So we can track how \"bad\" it is?", ">\n\nOh no, not again.", ">\n\nLet's gooooo!", ">\n\nWe don’t need no stinkin supply chain!", ">\n\nEvergreen 2?", ">\n\nThis was a good episode of The Truman Show.", ">\n\nUkraine still exporting to China . Unfuckin real", ">\n\nGreat, now I will have to wait even longer for my container full of rubber dog poo", ">\n\nHere we go again...\nWhat do we do with a drunken sailor? What do we do we do with a drunken sailor? What do we do with a drunken sailor, early in the morning?", ">\n\nThrow em in the brig until they're sober", ">\n\nFeed 'em to the hungry rats for dinner.", ">\n\nPut them in bed with the captain's daughter", ">\n\nHave you seen the captain’s daughter (early in the morning)?", ">\n\nSober?", ">\n\nBetween this and the other things happening around the world it's like watching the events of the past 2-3 years replaying themselves.", ">\n\n\n\nShip stuck at the Suez Canal ✅\n\n\nA high number of contagious tourists coming in from China ✅\n\n\nA defeated president's supporters storm a country's government buildings ✅\n\n\nYep, sounds familiar alright.", ">\n\nHistory repeats, no one learns from the past.", ">\n\nI just heard someone say, \"History doesn't repeat itself, but it does rhyme.\"", ">\n\nRepeat Rap Battles of History! \n2020! Vs! 2023!\nBEGIN!", ">\n\nGreat now I gotta go listen to 40 ERBoH videos", ">\n\n\"Canal traffic is unaffected, the canal authority's chairman Osama Rabie said.\"", ">\n\nCanal authority is what I call it when my wife bosses me around", ">\n\nNo that one is without the C", ">\n\nNo, what you mean is when the morning coffee takes control", ">\n\nNot again.", ">\n\nWhat next, a bowl of petunias?", ">\n\n“Hey, I’ve seen this one! I’ve seen this one! This is a classic!”", ">\n\nWhat do you mean you’ve seen it, it’s brand new?", ">\n\nWhat are you doing step-ship!?", ">\n\nI just need a quick tug.", ">\n\nAgain!?", ">\n\nHooray! Worldwide commerce meltdown again! Oh, wait, no, that one is bad...", ">\n\nSorry, no raises this year because that global thing that happened for a couple of days\n-Corporations", ">\n\nAlso, all of the products and services that aren't significantly impacted are going to receive price hikes regardless- which will stick around well-after the supply chain has normalized. Our ~~suckers~~ customers ~~are too dumb to notice~~ understand that our products and services have great value and we're always doing our best to stay competitive with the other sociopaths in the price-fixed industry.", ">\n\nDammit, again?", ">\n\nYES! THEY PUT IT BACK!!!", ">\n\nThis should be interesting, 2023 off to a good start :)", ">\n\nLooks like a lousy remake of couple of previous years...", ">\n\nI've already seen this season.", ">\n\nI feel like I’ve heard this somewhere before…", ">\n\nSounds like no one read the article... They were able to get the ship unstuck, and it didn't sound like it caused any blockage. So nothing to worry about, and nothing like the last blockage.", ">\n\nImagine the captains face right now though. Just think. They all hope it won't be them, but it had to be someone.", ">\n\n2023 writers getting lazy now.", ">\n\nHave we even recover from the last?", ">\n\nI already saw this episode…", ">\n\nIt got up and left, why is everyone confused?", ">\n\nNobody asked for a sequel to Attack of the Crab Monsters (1957).", ">\n\nI’lll just leave this here.", ">\n\nThank you", ">\n\na.s.h.w.g.a.", ">\n\nLet's gooooo.", ">\n\nGreat, now I will have to wait even longer for my container full of rubber dog poo", ">\n\nIt has been resolved already: source", ">\n\nThis new is breaking!", ">\n\n*again", ">\n\nWell this year is off to a GREAT start.", ">\n\n:( why did it have to be a Ukrainian grain ship … they need the god damn money and the world needs their god damn grain .", ">\n\nAnd why does China need Ukrainian grain?", ">\n\nSo people dont starve ?", ">\n\nI didn't realize that such a massive industrial country as China needs grain import to not starve.", ">\n\nFrom the article: “It is currently unclear to what extent canal traffic is affected.”\nPretty sure that means it is badly affected.", ">\n\nAlso from the article:\n\nCanal traffic is unaffected, the canal authority's chairman Osama Rabie said.", ">\n\nIm not even lying, they changed/updated the article and now its 4x as long with much more info. Thanks.", ">\n\nI actually thought something like that happened. I don't think you're lying! I mean, that would be a weird thing to lie about.", ">\n\nThese idiots can't captain ships for shit", ">\n\nUkraine still exporting to China . Unfuckin real", ">\n\nFor f sake can the US just pay Egypt to build a fing second line already. Pretty sure the US could have paid Egypt to build 12 canals from the last wreck and now here we are again. Seriously Egypt doesn't have the money so just pay for it already so we don't have months long shipping crisis every year.", ">\n\nThis ignores both the history of the existing canal and the current megaprojects unfolding in egypt", ">\n\nWe've got another one, folks! 🎉🎉🎉🎉 (On a serious note, FOR FUCK'S SAKE!)", ">\n\nOh god please, Not again.", ">\n\nI bet my new tote bag was on there.", ">\n\nOn a ship carrying grain from Ukraine to China?", ">\n\n\nCanal traffic is unaffected, the canal authority's chairman Osama Rabie said.", ">\n\nIt’s like deja vu all over again.", ">\n\nAgain?", ">\n\nJesus, not again.", ">\n\noh no... not again.", ">\n\nhaha, yes!\nround 2", ">\n\nOkay, who decided to put history on loop?", ">\n\nCan anyone linke some radar site for ships? So we can track how \"bad\" it is?", ">\n\nOh no, not again.", ">\n\nLet's gooooo!", ">\n\nWe don’t need no stinkin supply chain!", ">\n\nEvergreen 2?", ">\n\nThis was a good episode of The Truman Show.", ">\n\nDe ja vu", ">\n\nLooks like they'll have to make it even wider for the influx of inexperienced shipping crews in the industry.", ">\n\nDeja Vu anyone?", ">\n\nSeriously, how often does this happens?", ">\n\nAgain?", ">\n\nIt’s even funnier the second time!!", ">\n\nPlease not with my stuff in it. Please.", ">\n\nBetween this and the other things happening around the world it's like watching the events of the past 2-3 years replaying themselves.", ">\n\n\n\nShip stuck at the Suez Canal ✅\n\n\nA high number of contagious tourists coming in from China ✅\n\n\nA defeated president's supporters storm a country's government buildings ✅\n\n\nYep, sounds familiar alright.", ">\n\nHistory repeats, no one learns from the past.", ">\n\nI just heard someone say, \"History doesn't repeat itself, but it does rhyme.\"", ">\n\nTime is a circle from a view except it's more like a staircase. And there's a shake at certain parts. \nHating the trudge upwards and always going around.", ">\n\nVonnegut or mcconaughey?", ">\n\n\"Canal traffic is unaffected, the canal authority's chairman Osama Rabie said.\"", ">\n\nCanal authority is what I call it when my wife bosses me around", ">\n\nNo that one is without the C", ">\n\nNo, what you mean is when the morning coffee takes control", ">\n\nHere we go again...\nWhat do we do with a drunken sailor? What do we do we do with a drunken sailor? What do we do with a drunken sailor, early in the morning?", ">\n\nThrow em in the brig until they're sober", ">\n\nFeed 'em to the hungry rats for dinner.", ">\n\nPut them in bed with the captain's daughter", ">\n\nHave you seen the captain’s daughter (early in the morning)?", ">\n\nShave his belly with a rusty razor", ">\n\n“Hey, I’ve seen this one! I’ve seen this one! This is a classic!”", ">\n\nWhat do you mean you’ve seen it, it’s brand new?", ">\n\nWhat’s a rerun?", ">\n\nWhat are you doing step-ship!?", ">\n\nIt doesn't take much with you people.", ">\n\nAhaa but you got the referrence still! 😆", ">\n\nNot again.", ">\n\nWhat next, a bowl of petunias?", ">\n\ndunno, time to start eating a bat's soup from a chinese wetmarket", ">\n\nAgain!?", ">\n\nHooray! Worldwide commerce meltdown again! Oh, wait, no, that one is bad...", ">\n\nYeah hopefully it gets resolved quick, more supply chain issues are not what we need right now", ">\n\nA quick scan of the article says it doesn't affect traffic.... I know reading isn't fun though.", ">\n\nIt has now been cleared!", ">\n\nDammit, again?", ">\n\nYES! THEY PUT IT BACK!!!", ">\n\nSounds like no one read the article... They were able to get the ship unstuck, and it didn't sound like it caused any blockage. So nothing to worry about, and nothing like the last blockage.", ">\n\nThis should be interesting, 2023 off to a good start :)", ">\n\nLooks like a lousy remake of couple of previous years...", ">\n\nI've already seen this season.", ">\n\n2023 writers getting lazy now.", ">\n\nI feel like I’ve heard this somewhere before…", ">\n\nIt has been resolved already: source", ">\n\nIt got up and left, why is everyone confused?", ">\n\nNobody asked for a sequel to Attack of the Crab Monsters (1957).", ">\n\nImagine the captains face right now though. Just think. They all hope it won't be them, but it had to be someone.", ">\n\nHave we even recover from the last?", ">\n\nI already saw this episode…", ">\n\nLet's gooooo.", ">\n\n*again", ">\n\nWell this year is off to a GREAT start.", ">\n\nI’lll just leave this here.", ">\n\nThank you", ">\n\na.s.h.w.g.a.", ">\n\n\"All we had to do was follow the damn train CJ\"", ">\n\nGreat, now I will have to wait even longer for my container full of rubber dog poo", ">\n\nThis new is breaking!", ">\n\nDeja Vu anyone?", ">\n\nAgain?", ">\n\nNot again" ]

[ "Here we go again...\nWhat do we do with a drunken sailor? What do we do we do with a drunken sailor? What do we do with a drunken sailor, early in the morning?", ">\n\nThrow em in the brig until they're sober", ">\n\nFeed 'em to the hungry rats for dinner.", ">\n\nAnd this is why I'll need to listen to the Drunken Whaler on repeat for some amount of time.", ">\n\nBetween this and the other things happening around the world it's like watching the events of the past 2-3 years replaying themselves.", ">\n\n\n\nSuez Canal blocked by a cargo ship ✅\n\n\nA high number of contagious tourists coming in from China ✅\n\n\nA defeated president's supporters storm a country's government buildings ✅\n\n\nYep, sounds familiar alright.", ">\n\nHistory repeats, no one learns from the past.", ">\n\nI just heard someone say, \"History doesn't repeat itself, but it does rhyme.\"", ">\n\nTime is a circle from a view except it's more like a staircase. And there's a shake at certain parts. \nHating the trudge upwards and always going around.", ">\n\nVonnegut or mcconaughey?", ">\n\n\"Canal traffic is unaffected, the canal authority's chairman Osama Rabie said.\"", ">\n\nCanal authority is what I call it when my wife bosses me around", ">\n\nNot again.", ">\n\nWhat next, a bowl of petunias?", ">\n\nWhat are you doing step-ship!?", ">\n\nI just need a quick tug.", ">\n\nHooray! Worldwide commerce meltdown again! Oh, wait, no, that one is bad...", ">\n\nSorry, no raises this year because that global thing that happened for a couple of days\n-Corporations", ">\n\nAlso, all of the products and services that aren't significantly impacted are going to receive price hikes regardless- which will stick around well-after the supply chain has normalized. Our ~~suckers~~ customers ~~are too dumb to notice~~ understand that our products and services have great value and we're always doing our best to stay competitive with the other sociopaths in the price-fixed industry.", ">\n\nDammit, again?", ">\n\n“Hey, I’ve seen this one! I’ve seen this one! This is a classic!”", ">\n\nAgain!?", ">\n\nYES! THEY PUT IT BACK!!!", ">\n\nImagine the captains face right now though. Just think. They all hope it won't be them, but it had to be someone.", ">\n\nI've already seen this season.", ">\n\n2023 writers getting lazy now.", ">\n\nI feel like I’ve heard this somewhere before…", ">\n\n:( why did it have to be a Ukrainian grain ship … they need the god damn money and the world needs their god damn grain .", ">\n\nAnd why does China need Ukrainian grain?", ">\n\nI’lll just leave this here.", ">\n\nThank you", ">\n\na.s.h.w.g.a.", ">\n\nThis should be interesting, 2023 off to a good start :)", ">\n\nLooks like a lousy remake of couple of previous years...", ">\n\nHave we even recover from the last?", ">\n\nI already saw this episode…", ">\n\nLet's gooooo.", ">\n\nThese idiots can't captain ships for shit", ">\n\nFrom the article: “It is currently unclear to what extent canal traffic is affected.”\nPretty sure that means it is badly affected.", ">\n\nAlso from the article:\n\nCanal traffic is unaffected, the canal authority's chairman Osama Rabie said.", ">\n\nIm not even lying, they changed/updated the article and now its 4x as long with much more info. Thanks.", ">\n\nI actually thought something like that happened. I don't think you're lying! I mean, that would be a weird thing to lie about.", ">\n\nFor f sake can the US just pay Egypt to build a fing second line already. Pretty sure the US could have paid Egypt to build 12 canals from the last wreck and now here we are again. Seriously Egypt doesn't have the money so just pay for it already so we don't have months long shipping crisis every year.", ">\n\nThis ignores both the history of the existing canal and the current megaprojects unfolding in egypt", ">\n\nWe've got another one, folks! 🎉🎉🎉🎉 (On a serious note, FOR FUCK'S SAKE!)", ">\n\nOh god please, Not again.", ">\n\nI bet my new tote bag was on there.", ">\n\nOn a ship carrying grain from Ukraine to China?", ">\n\n\nCanal traffic is unaffected, the canal authority's chairman Osama Rabie said.", ">\n\nIt’s like deja vu all over again.", ">\n\nAgain?", ">\n\nJesus, not again.", ">\n\noh no... not again.", ">\n\nhaha, yes!\nround 2", ">\n\nOkay, who decided to put history on loop?", ">\n\nCan anyone linke some radar site for ships? So we can track how \"bad\" it is?", ">\n\nOh no, not again.", ">\n\nLet's gooooo!", ">\n\nWe don’t need no stinkin supply chain!", ">\n\nEvergreen 2?", ">\n\nThis was a good episode of The Truman Show.", ">\n\nUkraine still exporting to China . Unfuckin real", ">\n\nGreat, now I will have to wait even longer for my container full of rubber dog poo", ">\n\nHere we go again...\nWhat do we do with a drunken sailor? What do we do we do with a drunken sailor? What do we do with a drunken sailor, early in the morning?", ">\n\nThrow em in the brig until they're sober", ">\n\nFeed 'em to the hungry rats for dinner.", ">\n\nPut them in bed with the captain's daughter", ">\n\nHave you seen the captain’s daughter (early in the morning)?", ">\n\nSober?", ">\n\nBetween this and the other things happening around the world it's like watching the events of the past 2-3 years replaying themselves.", ">\n\n\n\nShip stuck at the Suez Canal ✅\n\n\nA high number of contagious tourists coming in from China ✅\n\n\nA defeated president's supporters storm a country's government buildings ✅\n\n\nYep, sounds familiar alright.", ">\n\nHistory repeats, no one learns from the past.", ">\n\nI just heard someone say, \"History doesn't repeat itself, but it does rhyme.\"", ">\n\nRepeat Rap Battles of History! \n2020! Vs! 2023!\nBEGIN!", ">\n\nGreat now I gotta go listen to 40 ERBoH videos", ">\n\n\"Canal traffic is unaffected, the canal authority's chairman Osama Rabie said.\"", ">\n\nCanal authority is what I call it when my wife bosses me around", ">\n\nNo that one is without the C", ">\n\nNo, what you mean is when the morning coffee takes control", ">\n\nNot again.", ">\n\nWhat next, a bowl of petunias?", ">\n\n“Hey, I’ve seen this one! I’ve seen this one! This is a classic!”", ">\n\nWhat do you mean you’ve seen it, it’s brand new?", ">\n\nWhat are you doing step-ship!?", ">\n\nI just need a quick tug.", ">\n\nAgain!?", ">\n\nHooray! Worldwide commerce meltdown again! Oh, wait, no, that one is bad...", ">\n\nSorry, no raises this year because that global thing that happened for a couple of days\n-Corporations", ">\n\nAlso, all of the products and services that aren't significantly impacted are going to receive price hikes regardless- which will stick around well-after the supply chain has normalized. Our ~~suckers~~ customers ~~are too dumb to notice~~ understand that our products and services have great value and we're always doing our best to stay competitive with the other sociopaths in the price-fixed industry.", ">\n\nDammit, again?", ">\n\nYES! THEY PUT IT BACK!!!", ">\n\nThis should be interesting, 2023 off to a good start :)", ">\n\nLooks like a lousy remake of couple of previous years...", ">\n\nI've already seen this season.", ">\n\nI feel like I’ve heard this somewhere before…", ">\n\nSounds like no one read the article... They were able to get the ship unstuck, and it didn't sound like it caused any blockage. So nothing to worry about, and nothing like the last blockage.", ">\n\nImagine the captains face right now though. Just think. They all hope it won't be them, but it had to be someone.", ">\n\n2023 writers getting lazy now.", ">\n\nHave we even recover from the last?", ">\n\nI already saw this episode…", ">\n\nIt got up and left, why is everyone confused?", ">\n\nNobody asked for a sequel to Attack of the Crab Monsters (1957).", ">\n\nI’lll just leave this here.", ">\n\nThank you", ">\n\na.s.h.w.g.a.", ">\n\nLet's gooooo.", ">\n\nGreat, now I will have to wait even longer for my container full of rubber dog poo", ">\n\nIt has been resolved already: source", ">\n\nThis new is breaking!", ">\n\n*again", ">\n\nWell this year is off to a GREAT start.", ">\n\n:( why did it have to be a Ukrainian grain ship … they need the god damn money and the world needs their god damn grain .", ">\n\nAnd why does China need Ukrainian grain?", ">\n\nSo people dont starve ?", ">\n\nI didn't realize that such a massive industrial country as China needs grain import to not starve.", ">\n\nFrom the article: “It is currently unclear to what extent canal traffic is affected.”\nPretty sure that means it is badly affected.", ">\n\nAlso from the article:\n\nCanal traffic is unaffected, the canal authority's chairman Osama Rabie said.", ">\n\nIm not even lying, they changed/updated the article and now its 4x as long with much more info. Thanks.", ">\n\nI actually thought something like that happened. I don't think you're lying! I mean, that would be a weird thing to lie about.", ">\n\nThese idiots can't captain ships for shit", ">\n\nUkraine still exporting to China . Unfuckin real", ">\n\nFor f sake can the US just pay Egypt to build a fing second line already. Pretty sure the US could have paid Egypt to build 12 canals from the last wreck and now here we are again. Seriously Egypt doesn't have the money so just pay for it already so we don't have months long shipping crisis every year.", ">\n\nThis ignores both the history of the existing canal and the current megaprojects unfolding in egypt", ">\n\nWe've got another one, folks! 🎉🎉🎉🎉 (On a serious note, FOR FUCK'S SAKE!)", ">\n\nOh god please, Not again.", ">\n\nI bet my new tote bag was on there.", ">\n\nOn a ship carrying grain from Ukraine to China?", ">\n\n\nCanal traffic is unaffected, the canal authority's chairman Osama Rabie said.", ">\n\nIt’s like deja vu all over again.", ">\n\nAgain?", ">\n\nJesus, not again.", ">\n\noh no... not again.", ">\n\nhaha, yes!\nround 2", ">\n\nOkay, who decided to put history on loop?", ">\n\nCan anyone linke some radar site for ships? So we can track how \"bad\" it is?", ">\n\nOh no, not again.", ">\n\nLet's gooooo!", ">\n\nWe don’t need no stinkin supply chain!", ">\n\nEvergreen 2?", ">\n\nThis was a good episode of The Truman Show.", ">\n\nDe ja vu", ">\n\nLooks like they'll have to make it even wider for the influx of inexperienced shipping crews in the industry.", ">\n\nDeja Vu anyone?", ">\n\nSeriously, how often does this happens?", ">\n\nAgain?", ">\n\nIt’s even funnier the second time!!", ">\n\nPlease not with my stuff in it. Please.", ">\n\nBetween this and the other things happening around the world it's like watching the events of the past 2-3 years replaying themselves.", ">\n\n\n\nShip stuck at the Suez Canal ✅\n\n\nA high number of contagious tourists coming in from China ✅\n\n\nA defeated president's supporters storm a country's government buildings ✅\n\n\nYep, sounds familiar alright.", ">\n\nHistory repeats, no one learns from the past.", ">\n\nI just heard someone say, \"History doesn't repeat itself, but it does rhyme.\"", ">\n\nTime is a circle from a view except it's more like a staircase. And there's a shake at certain parts. \nHating the trudge upwards and always going around.", ">\n\nVonnegut or mcconaughey?", ">\n\n\"Canal traffic is unaffected, the canal authority's chairman Osama Rabie said.\"", ">\n\nCanal authority is what I call it when my wife bosses me around", ">\n\nNo that one is without the C", ">\n\nNo, what you mean is when the morning coffee takes control", ">\n\nHere we go again...\nWhat do we do with a drunken sailor? What do we do we do with a drunken sailor? What do we do with a drunken sailor, early in the morning?", ">\n\nThrow em in the brig until they're sober", ">\n\nFeed 'em to the hungry rats for dinner.", ">\n\nPut them in bed with the captain's daughter", ">\n\nHave you seen the captain’s daughter (early in the morning)?", ">\n\nShave his belly with a rusty razor", ">\n\n“Hey, I’ve seen this one! I’ve seen this one! This is a classic!”", ">\n\nWhat do you mean you’ve seen it, it’s brand new?", ">\n\nWhat’s a rerun?", ">\n\nWhat are you doing step-ship!?", ">\n\nIt doesn't take much with you people.", ">\n\nAhaa but you got the referrence still! 😆", ">\n\nNot again.", ">\n\nWhat next, a bowl of petunias?", ">\n\ndunno, time to start eating a bat's soup from a chinese wetmarket", ">\n\nAgain!?", ">\n\nHooray! Worldwide commerce meltdown again! Oh, wait, no, that one is bad...", ">\n\nYeah hopefully it gets resolved quick, more supply chain issues are not what we need right now", ">\n\nA quick scan of the article says it doesn't affect traffic.... I know reading isn't fun though.", ">\n\nIt has now been cleared!", ">\n\nDammit, again?", ">\n\nYES! THEY PUT IT BACK!!!", ">\n\nSounds like no one read the article... They were able to get the ship unstuck, and it didn't sound like it caused any blockage. So nothing to worry about, and nothing like the last blockage.", ">\n\nThis should be interesting, 2023 off to a good start :)", ">\n\nLooks like a lousy remake of couple of previous years...", ">\n\nI've already seen this season.", ">\n\n2023 writers getting lazy now.", ">\n\nI feel like I’ve heard this somewhere before…", ">\n\nIt has been resolved already: source", ">\n\nIt got up and left, why is everyone confused?", ">\n\nNobody asked for a sequel to Attack of the Crab Monsters (1957).", ">\n\nImagine the captains face right now though. Just think. They all hope it won't be them, but it had to be someone.", ">\n\nHave we even recover from the last?", ">\n\nI already saw this episode…", ">\n\nLet's gooooo.", ">\n\n*again", ">\n\nWell this year is off to a GREAT start.", ">\n\nI’lll just leave this here.", ">\n\nThank you", ">\n\na.s.h.w.g.a.", ">\n\n\"All we had to do was follow the damn train CJ\"", ">\n\nGreat, now I will have to wait even longer for my container full of rubber dog poo", ">\n\nThis new is breaking!", ">\n\nDeja Vu anyone?", ">\n\nAgain?", ">\n\nNot again", ">\n\n:( why did it have to be a Ukrainian grain ship … they need the god damn money and the world needs their god damn grain ." ]

[ "Here we go again...\nWhat do we do with a drunken sailor? What do we do we do with a drunken sailor? What do we do with a drunken sailor, early in the morning?", ">\n\nThrow em in the brig until they're sober", ">\n\nFeed 'em to the hungry rats for dinner.", ">\n\nAnd this is why I'll need to listen to the Drunken Whaler on repeat for some amount of time.", ">\n\nBetween this and the other things happening around the world it's like watching the events of the past 2-3 years replaying themselves.", ">\n\n\n\nSuez Canal blocked by a cargo ship ✅\n\n\nA high number of contagious tourists coming in from China ✅\n\n\nA defeated president's supporters storm a country's government buildings ✅\n\n\nYep, sounds familiar alright.", ">\n\nHistory repeats, no one learns from the past.", ">\n\nI just heard someone say, \"History doesn't repeat itself, but it does rhyme.\"", ">\n\nTime is a circle from a view except it's more like a staircase. And there's a shake at certain parts. \nHating the trudge upwards and always going around.", ">\n\nVonnegut or mcconaughey?", ">\n\n\"Canal traffic is unaffected, the canal authority's chairman Osama Rabie said.\"", ">\n\nCanal authority is what I call it when my wife bosses me around", ">\n\nNot again.", ">\n\nWhat next, a bowl of petunias?", ">\n\nWhat are you doing step-ship!?", ">\n\nI just need a quick tug.", ">\n\nHooray! Worldwide commerce meltdown again! Oh, wait, no, that one is bad...", ">\n\nSorry, no raises this year because that global thing that happened for a couple of days\n-Corporations", ">\n\nAlso, all of the products and services that aren't significantly impacted are going to receive price hikes regardless- which will stick around well-after the supply chain has normalized. Our ~~suckers~~ customers ~~are too dumb to notice~~ understand that our products and services have great value and we're always doing our best to stay competitive with the other sociopaths in the price-fixed industry.", ">\n\nDammit, again?", ">\n\n“Hey, I’ve seen this one! I’ve seen this one! This is a classic!”", ">\n\nAgain!?", ">\n\nYES! THEY PUT IT BACK!!!", ">\n\nImagine the captains face right now though. Just think. They all hope it won't be them, but it had to be someone.", ">\n\nI've already seen this season.", ">\n\n2023 writers getting lazy now.", ">\n\nI feel like I’ve heard this somewhere before…", ">\n\n:( why did it have to be a Ukrainian grain ship … they need the god damn money and the world needs their god damn grain .", ">\n\nAnd why does China need Ukrainian grain?", ">\n\nI’lll just leave this here.", ">\n\nThank you", ">\n\na.s.h.w.g.a.", ">\n\nThis should be interesting, 2023 off to a good start :)", ">\n\nLooks like a lousy remake of couple of previous years...", ">\n\nHave we even recover from the last?", ">\n\nI already saw this episode…", ">\n\nLet's gooooo.", ">\n\nThese idiots can't captain ships for shit", ">\n\nFrom the article: “It is currently unclear to what extent canal traffic is affected.”\nPretty sure that means it is badly affected.", ">\n\nAlso from the article:\n\nCanal traffic is unaffected, the canal authority's chairman Osama Rabie said.", ">\n\nIm not even lying, they changed/updated the article and now its 4x as long with much more info. Thanks.", ">\n\nI actually thought something like that happened. I don't think you're lying! I mean, that would be a weird thing to lie about.", ">\n\nFor f sake can the US just pay Egypt to build a fing second line already. Pretty sure the US could have paid Egypt to build 12 canals from the last wreck and now here we are again. Seriously Egypt doesn't have the money so just pay for it already so we don't have months long shipping crisis every year.", ">\n\nThis ignores both the history of the existing canal and the current megaprojects unfolding in egypt", ">\n\nWe've got another one, folks! 🎉🎉🎉🎉 (On a serious note, FOR FUCK'S SAKE!)", ">\n\nOh god please, Not again.", ">\n\nI bet my new tote bag was on there.", ">\n\nOn a ship carrying grain from Ukraine to China?", ">\n\n\nCanal traffic is unaffected, the canal authority's chairman Osama Rabie said.", ">\n\nIt’s like deja vu all over again.", ">\n\nAgain?", ">\n\nJesus, not again.", ">\n\noh no... not again.", ">\n\nhaha, yes!\nround 2", ">\n\nOkay, who decided to put history on loop?", ">\n\nCan anyone linke some radar site for ships? So we can track how \"bad\" it is?", ">\n\nOh no, not again.", ">\n\nLet's gooooo!", ">\n\nWe don’t need no stinkin supply chain!", ">\n\nEvergreen 2?", ">\n\nThis was a good episode of The Truman Show.", ">\n\nUkraine still exporting to China . Unfuckin real", ">\n\nGreat, now I will have to wait even longer for my container full of rubber dog poo", ">\n\nHere we go again...\nWhat do we do with a drunken sailor? What do we do we do with a drunken sailor? What do we do with a drunken sailor, early in the morning?", ">\n\nThrow em in the brig until they're sober", ">\n\nFeed 'em to the hungry rats for dinner.", ">\n\nPut them in bed with the captain's daughter", ">\n\nHave you seen the captain’s daughter (early in the morning)?", ">\n\nSober?", ">\n\nBetween this and the other things happening around the world it's like watching the events of the past 2-3 years replaying themselves.", ">\n\n\n\nShip stuck at the Suez Canal ✅\n\n\nA high number of contagious tourists coming in from China ✅\n\n\nA defeated president's supporters storm a country's government buildings ✅\n\n\nYep, sounds familiar alright.", ">\n\nHistory repeats, no one learns from the past.", ">\n\nI just heard someone say, \"History doesn't repeat itself, but it does rhyme.\"", ">\n\nRepeat Rap Battles of History! \n2020! Vs! 2023!\nBEGIN!", ">\n\nGreat now I gotta go listen to 40 ERBoH videos", ">\n\n\"Canal traffic is unaffected, the canal authority's chairman Osama Rabie said.\"", ">\n\nCanal authority is what I call it when my wife bosses me around", ">\n\nNo that one is without the C", ">\n\nNo, what you mean is when the morning coffee takes control", ">\n\nNot again.", ">\n\nWhat next, a bowl of petunias?", ">\n\n“Hey, I’ve seen this one! I’ve seen this one! This is a classic!”", ">\n\nWhat do you mean you’ve seen it, it’s brand new?", ">\n\nWhat are you doing step-ship!?", ">\n\nI just need a quick tug.", ">\n\nAgain!?", ">\n\nHooray! Worldwide commerce meltdown again! Oh, wait, no, that one is bad...", ">\n\nSorry, no raises this year because that global thing that happened for a couple of days\n-Corporations", ">\n\nAlso, all of the products and services that aren't significantly impacted are going to receive price hikes regardless- which will stick around well-after the supply chain has normalized. Our ~~suckers~~ customers ~~are too dumb to notice~~ understand that our products and services have great value and we're always doing our best to stay competitive with the other sociopaths in the price-fixed industry.", ">\n\nDammit, again?", ">\n\nYES! THEY PUT IT BACK!!!", ">\n\nThis should be interesting, 2023 off to a good start :)", ">\n\nLooks like a lousy remake of couple of previous years...", ">\n\nI've already seen this season.", ">\n\nI feel like I’ve heard this somewhere before…", ">\n\nSounds like no one read the article... They were able to get the ship unstuck, and it didn't sound like it caused any blockage. So nothing to worry about, and nothing like the last blockage.", ">\n\nImagine the captains face right now though. Just think. They all hope it won't be them, but it had to be someone.", ">\n\n2023 writers getting lazy now.", ">\n\nHave we even recover from the last?", ">\n\nI already saw this episode…", ">\n\nIt got up and left, why is everyone confused?", ">\n\nNobody asked for a sequel to Attack of the Crab Monsters (1957).", ">\n\nI’lll just leave this here.", ">\n\nThank you", ">\n\na.s.h.w.g.a.", ">\n\nLet's gooooo.", ">\n\nGreat, now I will have to wait even longer for my container full of rubber dog poo", ">\n\nIt has been resolved already: source", ">\n\nThis new is breaking!", ">\n\n*again", ">\n\nWell this year is off to a GREAT start.", ">\n\n:( why did it have to be a Ukrainian grain ship … they need the god damn money and the world needs their god damn grain .", ">\n\nAnd why does China need Ukrainian grain?", ">\n\nSo people dont starve ?", ">\n\nI didn't realize that such a massive industrial country as China needs grain import to not starve.", ">\n\nFrom the article: “It is currently unclear to what extent canal traffic is affected.”\nPretty sure that means it is badly affected.", ">\n\nAlso from the article:\n\nCanal traffic is unaffected, the canal authority's chairman Osama Rabie said.", ">\n\nIm not even lying, they changed/updated the article and now its 4x as long with much more info. Thanks.", ">\n\nI actually thought something like that happened. I don't think you're lying! I mean, that would be a weird thing to lie about.", ">\n\nThese idiots can't captain ships for shit", ">\n\nUkraine still exporting to China . Unfuckin real", ">\n\nFor f sake can the US just pay Egypt to build a fing second line already. Pretty sure the US could have paid Egypt to build 12 canals from the last wreck and now here we are again. Seriously Egypt doesn't have the money so just pay for it already so we don't have months long shipping crisis every year.", ">\n\nThis ignores both the history of the existing canal and the current megaprojects unfolding in egypt", ">\n\nWe've got another one, folks! 🎉🎉🎉🎉 (On a serious note, FOR FUCK'S SAKE!)", ">\n\nOh god please, Not again.", ">\n\nI bet my new tote bag was on there.", ">\n\nOn a ship carrying grain from Ukraine to China?", ">\n\n\nCanal traffic is unaffected, the canal authority's chairman Osama Rabie said.", ">\n\nIt’s like deja vu all over again.", ">\n\nAgain?", ">\n\nJesus, not again.", ">\n\noh no... not again.", ">\n\nhaha, yes!\nround 2", ">\n\nOkay, who decided to put history on loop?", ">\n\nCan anyone linke some radar site for ships? So we can track how \"bad\" it is?", ">\n\nOh no, not again.", ">\n\nLet's gooooo!", ">\n\nWe don’t need no stinkin supply chain!", ">\n\nEvergreen 2?", ">\n\nThis was a good episode of The Truman Show.", ">\n\nDe ja vu", ">\n\nLooks like they'll have to make it even wider for the influx of inexperienced shipping crews in the industry.", ">\n\nDeja Vu anyone?", ">\n\nSeriously, how often does this happens?", ">\n\nAgain?", ">\n\nIt’s even funnier the second time!!", ">\n\nPlease not with my stuff in it. Please.", ">\n\nBetween this and the other things happening around the world it's like watching the events of the past 2-3 years replaying themselves.", ">\n\n\n\nShip stuck at the Suez Canal ✅\n\n\nA high number of contagious tourists coming in from China ✅\n\n\nA defeated president's supporters storm a country's government buildings ✅\n\n\nYep, sounds familiar alright.", ">\n\nHistory repeats, no one learns from the past.", ">\n\nI just heard someone say, \"History doesn't repeat itself, but it does rhyme.\"", ">\n\nTime is a circle from a view except it's more like a staircase. And there's a shake at certain parts. \nHating the trudge upwards and always going around.", ">\n\nVonnegut or mcconaughey?", ">\n\n\"Canal traffic is unaffected, the canal authority's chairman Osama Rabie said.\"", ">\n\nCanal authority is what I call it when my wife bosses me around", ">\n\nNo that one is without the C", ">\n\nNo, what you mean is when the morning coffee takes control", ">\n\nHere we go again...\nWhat do we do with a drunken sailor? What do we do we do with a drunken sailor? What do we do with a drunken sailor, early in the morning?", ">\n\nThrow em in the brig until they're sober", ">\n\nFeed 'em to the hungry rats for dinner.", ">\n\nPut them in bed with the captain's daughter", ">\n\nHave you seen the captain’s daughter (early in the morning)?", ">\n\nShave his belly with a rusty razor", ">\n\n“Hey, I’ve seen this one! I’ve seen this one! This is a classic!”", ">\n\nWhat do you mean you’ve seen it, it’s brand new?", ">\n\nWhat’s a rerun?", ">\n\nWhat are you doing step-ship!?", ">\n\nIt doesn't take much with you people.", ">\n\nAhaa but you got the referrence still! 😆", ">\n\nNot again.", ">\n\nWhat next, a bowl of petunias?", ">\n\ndunno, time to start eating a bat's soup from a chinese wetmarket", ">\n\nAgain!?", ">\n\nHooray! Worldwide commerce meltdown again! Oh, wait, no, that one is bad...", ">\n\nYeah hopefully it gets resolved quick, more supply chain issues are not what we need right now", ">\n\nA quick scan of the article says it doesn't affect traffic.... I know reading isn't fun though.", ">\n\nIt has now been cleared!", ">\n\nDammit, again?", ">\n\nYES! THEY PUT IT BACK!!!", ">\n\nSounds like no one read the article... They were able to get the ship unstuck, and it didn't sound like it caused any blockage. So nothing to worry about, and nothing like the last blockage.", ">\n\nThis should be interesting, 2023 off to a good start :)", ">\n\nLooks like a lousy remake of couple of previous years...", ">\n\nI've already seen this season.", ">\n\n2023 writers getting lazy now.", ">\n\nI feel like I’ve heard this somewhere before…", ">\n\nIt has been resolved already: source", ">\n\nIt got up and left, why is everyone confused?", ">\n\nNobody asked for a sequel to Attack of the Crab Monsters (1957).", ">\n\nImagine the captains face right now though. Just think. They all hope it won't be them, but it had to be someone.", ">\n\nHave we even recover from the last?", ">\n\nI already saw this episode…", ">\n\nLet's gooooo.", ">\n\n*again", ">\n\nWell this year is off to a GREAT start.", ">\n\nI’lll just leave this here.", ">\n\nThank you", ">\n\na.s.h.w.g.a.", ">\n\n\"All we had to do was follow the damn train CJ\"", ">\n\nGreat, now I will have to wait even longer for my container full of rubber dog poo", ">\n\nThis new is breaking!", ">\n\nDeja Vu anyone?", ">\n\nAgain?", ">\n\nNot again", ">\n\n:( why did it have to be a Ukrainian grain ship … they need the god damn money and the world needs their god damn grain .", ">\n\nAnd why does China need Ukrainian grain?" ]

[ "Here we go again...\nWhat do we do with a drunken sailor? What do we do we do with a drunken sailor? What do we do with a drunken sailor, early in the morning?", ">\n\nThrow em in the brig until they're sober", ">\n\nFeed 'em to the hungry rats for dinner.", ">\n\nAnd this is why I'll need to listen to the Drunken Whaler on repeat for some amount of time.", ">\n\nBetween this and the other things happening around the world it's like watching the events of the past 2-3 years replaying themselves.", ">\n\n\n\nSuez Canal blocked by a cargo ship ✅\n\n\nA high number of contagious tourists coming in from China ✅\n\n\nA defeated president's supporters storm a country's government buildings ✅\n\n\nYep, sounds familiar alright.", ">\n\nHistory repeats, no one learns from the past.", ">\n\nI just heard someone say, \"History doesn't repeat itself, but it does rhyme.\"", ">\n\nTime is a circle from a view except it's more like a staircase. And there's a shake at certain parts. \nHating the trudge upwards and always going around.", ">\n\nVonnegut or mcconaughey?", ">\n\n\"Canal traffic is unaffected, the canal authority's chairman Osama Rabie said.\"", ">\n\nCanal authority is what I call it when my wife bosses me around", ">\n\nNot again.", ">\n\nWhat next, a bowl of petunias?", ">\n\nWhat are you doing step-ship!?", ">\n\nI just need a quick tug.", ">\n\nHooray! Worldwide commerce meltdown again! Oh, wait, no, that one is bad...", ">\n\nSorry, no raises this year because that global thing that happened for a couple of days\n-Corporations", ">\n\nAlso, all of the products and services that aren't significantly impacted are going to receive price hikes regardless- which will stick around well-after the supply chain has normalized. Our ~~suckers~~ customers ~~are too dumb to notice~~ understand that our products and services have great value and we're always doing our best to stay competitive with the other sociopaths in the price-fixed industry.", ">\n\nDammit, again?", ">\n\n“Hey, I’ve seen this one! I’ve seen this one! This is a classic!”", ">\n\nAgain!?", ">\n\nYES! THEY PUT IT BACK!!!", ">\n\nImagine the captains face right now though. Just think. They all hope it won't be them, but it had to be someone.", ">\n\nI've already seen this season.", ">\n\n2023 writers getting lazy now.", ">\n\nI feel like I’ve heard this somewhere before…", ">\n\n:( why did it have to be a Ukrainian grain ship … they need the god damn money and the world needs their god damn grain .", ">\n\nAnd why does China need Ukrainian grain?", ">\n\nI’lll just leave this here.", ">\n\nThank you", ">\n\na.s.h.w.g.a.", ">\n\nThis should be interesting, 2023 off to a good start :)", ">\n\nLooks like a lousy remake of couple of previous years...", ">\n\nHave we even recover from the last?", ">\n\nI already saw this episode…", ">\n\nLet's gooooo.", ">\n\nThese idiots can't captain ships for shit", ">\n\nFrom the article: “It is currently unclear to what extent canal traffic is affected.”\nPretty sure that means it is badly affected.", ">\n\nAlso from the article:\n\nCanal traffic is unaffected, the canal authority's chairman Osama Rabie said.", ">\n\nIm not even lying, they changed/updated the article and now its 4x as long with much more info. Thanks.", ">\n\nI actually thought something like that happened. I don't think you're lying! I mean, that would be a weird thing to lie about.", ">\n\nFor f sake can the US just pay Egypt to build a fing second line already. Pretty sure the US could have paid Egypt to build 12 canals from the last wreck and now here we are again. Seriously Egypt doesn't have the money so just pay for it already so we don't have months long shipping crisis every year.", ">\n\nThis ignores both the history of the existing canal and the current megaprojects unfolding in egypt", ">\n\nWe've got another one, folks! 🎉🎉🎉🎉 (On a serious note, FOR FUCK'S SAKE!)", ">\n\nOh god please, Not again.", ">\n\nI bet my new tote bag was on there.", ">\n\nOn a ship carrying grain from Ukraine to China?", ">\n\n\nCanal traffic is unaffected, the canal authority's chairman Osama Rabie said.", ">\n\nIt’s like deja vu all over again.", ">\n\nAgain?", ">\n\nJesus, not again.", ">\n\noh no... not again.", ">\n\nhaha, yes!\nround 2", ">\n\nOkay, who decided to put history on loop?", ">\n\nCan anyone linke some radar site for ships? So we can track how \"bad\" it is?", ">\n\nOh no, not again.", ">\n\nLet's gooooo!", ">\n\nWe don’t need no stinkin supply chain!", ">\n\nEvergreen 2?", ">\n\nThis was a good episode of The Truman Show.", ">\n\nUkraine still exporting to China . Unfuckin real", ">\n\nGreat, now I will have to wait even longer for my container full of rubber dog poo", ">\n\nHere we go again...\nWhat do we do with a drunken sailor? What do we do we do with a drunken sailor? What do we do with a drunken sailor, early in the morning?", ">\n\nThrow em in the brig until they're sober", ">\n\nFeed 'em to the hungry rats for dinner.", ">\n\nPut them in bed with the captain's daughter", ">\n\nHave you seen the captain’s daughter (early in the morning)?", ">\n\nSober?", ">\n\nBetween this and the other things happening around the world it's like watching the events of the past 2-3 years replaying themselves.", ">\n\n\n\nShip stuck at the Suez Canal ✅\n\n\nA high number of contagious tourists coming in from China ✅\n\n\nA defeated president's supporters storm a country's government buildings ✅\n\n\nYep, sounds familiar alright.", ">\n\nHistory repeats, no one learns from the past.", ">\n\nI just heard someone say, \"History doesn't repeat itself, but it does rhyme.\"", ">\n\nRepeat Rap Battles of History! \n2020! Vs! 2023!\nBEGIN!", ">\n\nGreat now I gotta go listen to 40 ERBoH videos", ">\n\n\"Canal traffic is unaffected, the canal authority's chairman Osama Rabie said.\"", ">\n\nCanal authority is what I call it when my wife bosses me around", ">\n\nNo that one is without the C", ">\n\nNo, what you mean is when the morning coffee takes control", ">\n\nNot again.", ">\n\nWhat next, a bowl of petunias?", ">\n\n“Hey, I’ve seen this one! I’ve seen this one! This is a classic!”", ">\n\nWhat do you mean you’ve seen it, it’s brand new?", ">\n\nWhat are you doing step-ship!?", ">\n\nI just need a quick tug.", ">\n\nAgain!?", ">\n\nHooray! Worldwide commerce meltdown again! Oh, wait, no, that one is bad...", ">\n\nSorry, no raises this year because that global thing that happened for a couple of days\n-Corporations", ">\n\nAlso, all of the products and services that aren't significantly impacted are going to receive price hikes regardless- which will stick around well-after the supply chain has normalized. Our ~~suckers~~ customers ~~are too dumb to notice~~ understand that our products and services have great value and we're always doing our best to stay competitive with the other sociopaths in the price-fixed industry.", ">\n\nDammit, again?", ">\n\nYES! THEY PUT IT BACK!!!", ">\n\nThis should be interesting, 2023 off to a good start :)", ">\n\nLooks like a lousy remake of couple of previous years...", ">\n\nI've already seen this season.", ">\n\nI feel like I’ve heard this somewhere before…", ">\n\nSounds like no one read the article... They were able to get the ship unstuck, and it didn't sound like it caused any blockage. So nothing to worry about, and nothing like the last blockage.", ">\n\nImagine the captains face right now though. Just think. They all hope it won't be them, but it had to be someone.", ">\n\n2023 writers getting lazy now.", ">\n\nHave we even recover from the last?", ">\n\nI already saw this episode…", ">\n\nIt got up and left, why is everyone confused?", ">\n\nNobody asked for a sequel to Attack of the Crab Monsters (1957).", ">\n\nI’lll just leave this here.", ">\n\nThank you", ">\n\na.s.h.w.g.a.", ">\n\nLet's gooooo.", ">\n\nGreat, now I will have to wait even longer for my container full of rubber dog poo", ">\n\nIt has been resolved already: source", ">\n\nThis new is breaking!", ">\n\n*again", ">\n\nWell this year is off to a GREAT start.", ">\n\n:( why did it have to be a Ukrainian grain ship … they need the god damn money and the world needs their god damn grain .", ">\n\nAnd why does China need Ukrainian grain?", ">\n\nSo people dont starve ?", ">\n\nI didn't realize that such a massive industrial country as China needs grain import to not starve.", ">\n\nFrom the article: “It is currently unclear to what extent canal traffic is affected.”\nPretty sure that means it is badly affected.", ">\n\nAlso from the article:\n\nCanal traffic is unaffected, the canal authority's chairman Osama Rabie said.", ">\n\nIm not even lying, they changed/updated the article and now its 4x as long with much more info. Thanks.", ">\n\nI actually thought something like that happened. I don't think you're lying! I mean, that would be a weird thing to lie about.", ">\n\nThese idiots can't captain ships for shit", ">\n\nUkraine still exporting to China . Unfuckin real", ">\n\nFor f sake can the US just pay Egypt to build a fing second line already. Pretty sure the US could have paid Egypt to build 12 canals from the last wreck and now here we are again. Seriously Egypt doesn't have the money so just pay for it already so we don't have months long shipping crisis every year.", ">\n\nThis ignores both the history of the existing canal and the current megaprojects unfolding in egypt", ">\n\nWe've got another one, folks! 🎉🎉🎉🎉 (On a serious note, FOR FUCK'S SAKE!)", ">\n\nOh god please, Not again.", ">\n\nI bet my new tote bag was on there.", ">\n\nOn a ship carrying grain from Ukraine to China?", ">\n\n\nCanal traffic is unaffected, the canal authority's chairman Osama Rabie said.", ">\n\nIt’s like deja vu all over again.", ">\n\nAgain?", ">\n\nJesus, not again.", ">\n\noh no... not again.", ">\n\nhaha, yes!\nround 2", ">\n\nOkay, who decided to put history on loop?", ">\n\nCan anyone linke some radar site for ships? So we can track how \"bad\" it is?", ">\n\nOh no, not again.", ">\n\nLet's gooooo!", ">\n\nWe don’t need no stinkin supply chain!", ">\n\nEvergreen 2?", ">\n\nThis was a good episode of The Truman Show.", ">\n\nDe ja vu", ">\n\nLooks like they'll have to make it even wider for the influx of inexperienced shipping crews in the industry.", ">\n\nDeja Vu anyone?", ">\n\nSeriously, how often does this happens?", ">\n\nAgain?", ">\n\nIt’s even funnier the second time!!", ">\n\nPlease not with my stuff in it. Please.", ">\n\nBetween this and the other things happening around the world it's like watching the events of the past 2-3 years replaying themselves.", ">\n\n\n\nShip stuck at the Suez Canal ✅\n\n\nA high number of contagious tourists coming in from China ✅\n\n\nA defeated president's supporters storm a country's government buildings ✅\n\n\nYep, sounds familiar alright.", ">\n\nHistory repeats, no one learns from the past.", ">\n\nI just heard someone say, \"History doesn't repeat itself, but it does rhyme.\"", ">\n\nTime is a circle from a view except it's more like a staircase. And there's a shake at certain parts. \nHating the trudge upwards and always going around.", ">\n\nVonnegut or mcconaughey?", ">\n\n\"Canal traffic is unaffected, the canal authority's chairman Osama Rabie said.\"", ">\n\nCanal authority is what I call it when my wife bosses me around", ">\n\nNo that one is without the C", ">\n\nNo, what you mean is when the morning coffee takes control", ">\n\nHere we go again...\nWhat do we do with a drunken sailor? What do we do we do with a drunken sailor? What do we do with a drunken sailor, early in the morning?", ">\n\nThrow em in the brig until they're sober", ">\n\nFeed 'em to the hungry rats for dinner.", ">\n\nPut them in bed with the captain's daughter", ">\n\nHave you seen the captain’s daughter (early in the morning)?", ">\n\nShave his belly with a rusty razor", ">\n\n“Hey, I’ve seen this one! I’ve seen this one! This is a classic!”", ">\n\nWhat do you mean you’ve seen it, it’s brand new?", ">\n\nWhat’s a rerun?", ">\n\nWhat are you doing step-ship!?", ">\n\nIt doesn't take much with you people.", ">\n\nAhaa but you got the referrence still! 😆", ">\n\nNot again.", ">\n\nWhat next, a bowl of petunias?", ">\n\ndunno, time to start eating a bat's soup from a chinese wetmarket", ">\n\nAgain!?", ">\n\nHooray! Worldwide commerce meltdown again! Oh, wait, no, that one is bad...", ">\n\nYeah hopefully it gets resolved quick, more supply chain issues are not what we need right now", ">\n\nA quick scan of the article says it doesn't affect traffic.... I know reading isn't fun though.", ">\n\nIt has now been cleared!", ">\n\nDammit, again?", ">\n\nYES! THEY PUT IT BACK!!!", ">\n\nSounds like no one read the article... They were able to get the ship unstuck, and it didn't sound like it caused any blockage. So nothing to worry about, and nothing like the last blockage.", ">\n\nThis should be interesting, 2023 off to a good start :)", ">\n\nLooks like a lousy remake of couple of previous years...", ">\n\nI've already seen this season.", ">\n\n2023 writers getting lazy now.", ">\n\nI feel like I’ve heard this somewhere before…", ">\n\nIt has been resolved already: source", ">\n\nIt got up and left, why is everyone confused?", ">\n\nNobody asked for a sequel to Attack of the Crab Monsters (1957).", ">\n\nImagine the captains face right now though. Just think. They all hope it won't be them, but it had to be someone.", ">\n\nHave we even recover from the last?", ">\n\nI already saw this episode…", ">\n\nLet's gooooo.", ">\n\n*again", ">\n\nWell this year is off to a GREAT start.", ">\n\nI’lll just leave this here.", ">\n\nThank you", ">\n\na.s.h.w.g.a.", ">\n\n\"All we had to do was follow the damn train CJ\"", ">\n\nGreat, now I will have to wait even longer for my container full of rubber dog poo", ">\n\nThis new is breaking!", ">\n\nDeja Vu anyone?", ">\n\nAgain?", ">\n\nNot again", ">\n\n:( why did it have to be a Ukrainian grain ship … they need the god damn money and the world needs their god damn grain .", ">\n\nAnd why does China need Ukrainian grain?", ">\n\nSo people dont starve ?" ]

[ "Here we go again...\nWhat do we do with a drunken sailor? What do we do we do with a drunken sailor? What do we do with a drunken sailor, early in the morning?", ">\n\nThrow em in the brig until they're sober", ">\n\nFeed 'em to the hungry rats for dinner.", ">\n\nAnd this is why I'll need to listen to the Drunken Whaler on repeat for some amount of time.", ">\n\nBetween this and the other things happening around the world it's like watching the events of the past 2-3 years replaying themselves.", ">\n\n\n\nSuez Canal blocked by a cargo ship ✅\n\n\nA high number of contagious tourists coming in from China ✅\n\n\nA defeated president's supporters storm a country's government buildings ✅\n\n\nYep, sounds familiar alright.", ">\n\nHistory repeats, no one learns from the past.", ">\n\nI just heard someone say, \"History doesn't repeat itself, but it does rhyme.\"", ">\n\nTime is a circle from a view except it's more like a staircase. And there's a shake at certain parts. \nHating the trudge upwards and always going around.", ">\n\nVonnegut or mcconaughey?", ">\n\n\"Canal traffic is unaffected, the canal authority's chairman Osama Rabie said.\"", ">\n\nCanal authority is what I call it when my wife bosses me around", ">\n\nNot again.", ">\n\nWhat next, a bowl of petunias?", ">\n\nWhat are you doing step-ship!?", ">\n\nI just need a quick tug.", ">\n\nHooray! Worldwide commerce meltdown again! Oh, wait, no, that one is bad...", ">\n\nSorry, no raises this year because that global thing that happened for a couple of days\n-Corporations", ">\n\nAlso, all of the products and services that aren't significantly impacted are going to receive price hikes regardless- which will stick around well-after the supply chain has normalized. Our ~~suckers~~ customers ~~are too dumb to notice~~ understand that our products and services have great value and we're always doing our best to stay competitive with the other sociopaths in the price-fixed industry.", ">\n\nDammit, again?", ">\n\n“Hey, I’ve seen this one! I’ve seen this one! This is a classic!”", ">\n\nAgain!?", ">\n\nYES! THEY PUT IT BACK!!!", ">\n\nImagine the captains face right now though. Just think. They all hope it won't be them, but it had to be someone.", ">\n\nI've already seen this season.", ">\n\n2023 writers getting lazy now.", ">\n\nI feel like I’ve heard this somewhere before…", ">\n\n:( why did it have to be a Ukrainian grain ship … they need the god damn money and the world needs their god damn grain .", ">\n\nAnd why does China need Ukrainian grain?", ">\n\nI’lll just leave this here.", ">\n\nThank you", ">\n\na.s.h.w.g.a.", ">\n\nThis should be interesting, 2023 off to a good start :)", ">\n\nLooks like a lousy remake of couple of previous years...", ">\n\nHave we even recover from the last?", ">\n\nI already saw this episode…", ">\n\nLet's gooooo.", ">\n\nThese idiots can't captain ships for shit", ">\n\nFrom the article: “It is currently unclear to what extent canal traffic is affected.”\nPretty sure that means it is badly affected.", ">\n\nAlso from the article:\n\nCanal traffic is unaffected, the canal authority's chairman Osama Rabie said.", ">\n\nIm not even lying, they changed/updated the article and now its 4x as long with much more info. Thanks.", ">\n\nI actually thought something like that happened. I don't think you're lying! I mean, that would be a weird thing to lie about.", ">\n\nFor f sake can the US just pay Egypt to build a fing second line already. Pretty sure the US could have paid Egypt to build 12 canals from the last wreck and now here we are again. Seriously Egypt doesn't have the money so just pay for it already so we don't have months long shipping crisis every year.", ">\n\nThis ignores both the history of the existing canal and the current megaprojects unfolding in egypt", ">\n\nWe've got another one, folks! 🎉🎉🎉🎉 (On a serious note, FOR FUCK'S SAKE!)", ">\n\nOh god please, Not again.", ">\n\nI bet my new tote bag was on there.", ">\n\nOn a ship carrying grain from Ukraine to China?", ">\n\n\nCanal traffic is unaffected, the canal authority's chairman Osama Rabie said.", ">\n\nIt’s like deja vu all over again.", ">\n\nAgain?", ">\n\nJesus, not again.", ">\n\noh no... not again.", ">\n\nhaha, yes!\nround 2", ">\n\nOkay, who decided to put history on loop?", ">\n\nCan anyone linke some radar site for ships? So we can track how \"bad\" it is?", ">\n\nOh no, not again.", ">\n\nLet's gooooo!", ">\n\nWe don’t need no stinkin supply chain!", ">\n\nEvergreen 2?", ">\n\nThis was a good episode of The Truman Show.", ">\n\nUkraine still exporting to China . Unfuckin real", ">\n\nGreat, now I will have to wait even longer for my container full of rubber dog poo", ">\n\nHere we go again...\nWhat do we do with a drunken sailor? What do we do we do with a drunken sailor? What do we do with a drunken sailor, early in the morning?", ">\n\nThrow em in the brig until they're sober", ">\n\nFeed 'em to the hungry rats for dinner.", ">\n\nPut them in bed with the captain's daughter", ">\n\nHave you seen the captain’s daughter (early in the morning)?", ">\n\nSober?", ">\n\nBetween this and the other things happening around the world it's like watching the events of the past 2-3 years replaying themselves.", ">\n\n\n\nShip stuck at the Suez Canal ✅\n\n\nA high number of contagious tourists coming in from China ✅\n\n\nA defeated president's supporters storm a country's government buildings ✅\n\n\nYep, sounds familiar alright.", ">\n\nHistory repeats, no one learns from the past.", ">\n\nI just heard someone say, \"History doesn't repeat itself, but it does rhyme.\"", ">\n\nRepeat Rap Battles of History! \n2020! Vs! 2023!\nBEGIN!", ">\n\nGreat now I gotta go listen to 40 ERBoH videos", ">\n\n\"Canal traffic is unaffected, the canal authority's chairman Osama Rabie said.\"", ">\n\nCanal authority is what I call it when my wife bosses me around", ">\n\nNo that one is without the C", ">\n\nNo, what you mean is when the morning coffee takes control", ">\n\nNot again.", ">\n\nWhat next, a bowl of petunias?", ">\n\n“Hey, I’ve seen this one! I’ve seen this one! This is a classic!”", ">\n\nWhat do you mean you’ve seen it, it’s brand new?", ">\n\nWhat are you doing step-ship!?", ">\n\nI just need a quick tug.", ">\n\nAgain!?", ">\n\nHooray! Worldwide commerce meltdown again! Oh, wait, no, that one is bad...", ">\n\nSorry, no raises this year because that global thing that happened for a couple of days\n-Corporations", ">\n\nAlso, all of the products and services that aren't significantly impacted are going to receive price hikes regardless- which will stick around well-after the supply chain has normalized. Our ~~suckers~~ customers ~~are too dumb to notice~~ understand that our products and services have great value and we're always doing our best to stay competitive with the other sociopaths in the price-fixed industry.", ">\n\nDammit, again?", ">\n\nYES! THEY PUT IT BACK!!!", ">\n\nThis should be interesting, 2023 off to a good start :)", ">\n\nLooks like a lousy remake of couple of previous years...", ">\n\nI've already seen this season.", ">\n\nI feel like I’ve heard this somewhere before…", ">\n\nSounds like no one read the article... They were able to get the ship unstuck, and it didn't sound like it caused any blockage. So nothing to worry about, and nothing like the last blockage.", ">\n\nImagine the captains face right now though. Just think. They all hope it won't be them, but it had to be someone.", ">\n\n2023 writers getting lazy now.", ">\n\nHave we even recover from the last?", ">\n\nI already saw this episode…", ">\n\nIt got up and left, why is everyone confused?", ">\n\nNobody asked for a sequel to Attack of the Crab Monsters (1957).", ">\n\nI’lll just leave this here.", ">\n\nThank you", ">\n\na.s.h.w.g.a.", ">\n\nLet's gooooo.", ">\n\nGreat, now I will have to wait even longer for my container full of rubber dog poo", ">\n\nIt has been resolved already: source", ">\n\nThis new is breaking!", ">\n\n*again", ">\n\nWell this year is off to a GREAT start.", ">\n\n:( why did it have to be a Ukrainian grain ship … they need the god damn money and the world needs their god damn grain .", ">\n\nAnd why does China need Ukrainian grain?", ">\n\nSo people dont starve ?", ">\n\nI didn't realize that such a massive industrial country as China needs grain import to not starve.", ">\n\nFrom the article: “It is currently unclear to what extent canal traffic is affected.”\nPretty sure that means it is badly affected.", ">\n\nAlso from the article:\n\nCanal traffic is unaffected, the canal authority's chairman Osama Rabie said.", ">\n\nIm not even lying, they changed/updated the article and now its 4x as long with much more info. Thanks.", ">\n\nI actually thought something like that happened. I don't think you're lying! I mean, that would be a weird thing to lie about.", ">\n\nThese idiots can't captain ships for shit", ">\n\nUkraine still exporting to China . Unfuckin real", ">\n\nFor f sake can the US just pay Egypt to build a fing second line already. Pretty sure the US could have paid Egypt to build 12 canals from the last wreck and now here we are again. Seriously Egypt doesn't have the money so just pay for it already so we don't have months long shipping crisis every year.", ">\n\nThis ignores both the history of the existing canal and the current megaprojects unfolding in egypt", ">\n\nWe've got another one, folks! 🎉🎉🎉🎉 (On a serious note, FOR FUCK'S SAKE!)", ">\n\nOh god please, Not again.", ">\n\nI bet my new tote bag was on there.", ">\n\nOn a ship carrying grain from Ukraine to China?", ">\n\n\nCanal traffic is unaffected, the canal authority's chairman Osama Rabie said.", ">\n\nIt’s like deja vu all over again.", ">\n\nAgain?", ">\n\nJesus, not again.", ">\n\noh no... not again.", ">\n\nhaha, yes!\nround 2", ">\n\nOkay, who decided to put history on loop?", ">\n\nCan anyone linke some radar site for ships? So we can track how \"bad\" it is?", ">\n\nOh no, not again.", ">\n\nLet's gooooo!", ">\n\nWe don’t need no stinkin supply chain!", ">\n\nEvergreen 2?", ">\n\nThis was a good episode of The Truman Show.", ">\n\nDe ja vu", ">\n\nLooks like they'll have to make it even wider for the influx of inexperienced shipping crews in the industry.", ">\n\nDeja Vu anyone?", ">\n\nSeriously, how often does this happens?", ">\n\nAgain?", ">\n\nIt’s even funnier the second time!!", ">\n\nPlease not with my stuff in it. Please.", ">\n\nBetween this and the other things happening around the world it's like watching the events of the past 2-3 years replaying themselves.", ">\n\n\n\nShip stuck at the Suez Canal ✅\n\n\nA high number of contagious tourists coming in from China ✅\n\n\nA defeated president's supporters storm a country's government buildings ✅\n\n\nYep, sounds familiar alright.", ">\n\nHistory repeats, no one learns from the past.", ">\n\nI just heard someone say, \"History doesn't repeat itself, but it does rhyme.\"", ">\n\nTime is a circle from a view except it's more like a staircase. And there's a shake at certain parts. \nHating the trudge upwards and always going around.", ">\n\nVonnegut or mcconaughey?", ">\n\n\"Canal traffic is unaffected, the canal authority's chairman Osama Rabie said.\"", ">\n\nCanal authority is what I call it when my wife bosses me around", ">\n\nNo that one is without the C", ">\n\nNo, what you mean is when the morning coffee takes control", ">\n\nHere we go again...\nWhat do we do with a drunken sailor? What do we do we do with a drunken sailor? What do we do with a drunken sailor, early in the morning?", ">\n\nThrow em in the brig until they're sober", ">\n\nFeed 'em to the hungry rats for dinner.", ">\n\nPut them in bed with the captain's daughter", ">\n\nHave you seen the captain’s daughter (early in the morning)?", ">\n\nShave his belly with a rusty razor", ">\n\n“Hey, I’ve seen this one! I’ve seen this one! This is a classic!”", ">\n\nWhat do you mean you’ve seen it, it’s brand new?", ">\n\nWhat’s a rerun?", ">\n\nWhat are you doing step-ship!?", ">\n\nIt doesn't take much with you people.", ">\n\nAhaa but you got the referrence still! 😆", ">\n\nNot again.", ">\n\nWhat next, a bowl of petunias?", ">\n\ndunno, time to start eating a bat's soup from a chinese wetmarket", ">\n\nAgain!?", ">\n\nHooray! Worldwide commerce meltdown again! Oh, wait, no, that one is bad...", ">\n\nYeah hopefully it gets resolved quick, more supply chain issues are not what we need right now", ">\n\nA quick scan of the article says it doesn't affect traffic.... I know reading isn't fun though.", ">\n\nIt has now been cleared!", ">\n\nDammit, again?", ">\n\nYES! THEY PUT IT BACK!!!", ">\n\nSounds like no one read the article... They were able to get the ship unstuck, and it didn't sound like it caused any blockage. So nothing to worry about, and nothing like the last blockage.", ">\n\nThis should be interesting, 2023 off to a good start :)", ">\n\nLooks like a lousy remake of couple of previous years...", ">\n\nI've already seen this season.", ">\n\n2023 writers getting lazy now.", ">\n\nI feel like I’ve heard this somewhere before…", ">\n\nIt has been resolved already: source", ">\n\nIt got up and left, why is everyone confused?", ">\n\nNobody asked for a sequel to Attack of the Crab Monsters (1957).", ">\n\nImagine the captains face right now though. Just think. They all hope it won't be them, but it had to be someone.", ">\n\nHave we even recover from the last?", ">\n\nI already saw this episode…", ">\n\nLet's gooooo.", ">\n\n*again", ">\n\nWell this year is off to a GREAT start.", ">\n\nI’lll just leave this here.", ">\n\nThank you", ">\n\na.s.h.w.g.a.", ">\n\n\"All we had to do was follow the damn train CJ\"", ">\n\nGreat, now I will have to wait even longer for my container full of rubber dog poo", ">\n\nThis new is breaking!", ">\n\nDeja Vu anyone?", ">\n\nAgain?", ">\n\nNot again", ">\n\n:( why did it have to be a Ukrainian grain ship … they need the god damn money and the world needs their god damn grain .", ">\n\nAnd why does China need Ukrainian grain?", ">\n\nSo people dont starve ?", ">\n\nI didn't realize that such a massive industrial country as China needs grain import to not starve." ]

[ "Here we go again...\nWhat do we do with a drunken sailor? What do we do we do with a drunken sailor? What do we do with a drunken sailor, early in the morning?", ">\n\nThrow em in the brig until they're sober", ">\n\nFeed 'em to the hungry rats for dinner.", ">\n\nAnd this is why I'll need to listen to the Drunken Whaler on repeat for some amount of time.", ">\n\nBetween this and the other things happening around the world it's like watching the events of the past 2-3 years replaying themselves.", ">\n\n\n\nSuez Canal blocked by a cargo ship ✅\n\n\nA high number of contagious tourists coming in from China ✅\n\n\nA defeated president's supporters storm a country's government buildings ✅\n\n\nYep, sounds familiar alright.", ">\n\nHistory repeats, no one learns from the past.", ">\n\nI just heard someone say, \"History doesn't repeat itself, but it does rhyme.\"", ">\n\nTime is a circle from a view except it's more like a staircase. And there's a shake at certain parts. \nHating the trudge upwards and always going around.", ">\n\nVonnegut or mcconaughey?", ">\n\n\"Canal traffic is unaffected, the canal authority's chairman Osama Rabie said.\"", ">\n\nCanal authority is what I call it when my wife bosses me around", ">\n\nNot again.", ">\n\nWhat next, a bowl of petunias?", ">\n\nWhat are you doing step-ship!?", ">\n\nI just need a quick tug.", ">\n\nHooray! Worldwide commerce meltdown again! Oh, wait, no, that one is bad...", ">\n\nSorry, no raises this year because that global thing that happened for a couple of days\n-Corporations", ">\n\nAlso, all of the products and services that aren't significantly impacted are going to receive price hikes regardless- which will stick around well-after the supply chain has normalized. Our ~~suckers~~ customers ~~are too dumb to notice~~ understand that our products and services have great value and we're always doing our best to stay competitive with the other sociopaths in the price-fixed industry.", ">\n\nDammit, again?", ">\n\n“Hey, I’ve seen this one! I’ve seen this one! This is a classic!”", ">\n\nAgain!?", ">\n\nYES! THEY PUT IT BACK!!!", ">\n\nImagine the captains face right now though. Just think. They all hope it won't be them, but it had to be someone.", ">\n\nI've already seen this season.", ">\n\n2023 writers getting lazy now.", ">\n\nI feel like I’ve heard this somewhere before…", ">\n\n:( why did it have to be a Ukrainian grain ship … they need the god damn money and the world needs their god damn grain .", ">\n\nAnd why does China need Ukrainian grain?", ">\n\nI’lll just leave this here.", ">\n\nThank you", ">\n\na.s.h.w.g.a.", ">\n\nThis should be interesting, 2023 off to a good start :)", ">\n\nLooks like a lousy remake of couple of previous years...", ">\n\nHave we even recover from the last?", ">\n\nI already saw this episode…", ">\n\nLet's gooooo.", ">\n\nThese idiots can't captain ships for shit", ">\n\nFrom the article: “It is currently unclear to what extent canal traffic is affected.”\nPretty sure that means it is badly affected.", ">\n\nAlso from the article:\n\nCanal traffic is unaffected, the canal authority's chairman Osama Rabie said.", ">\n\nIm not even lying, they changed/updated the article and now its 4x as long with much more info. Thanks.", ">\n\nI actually thought something like that happened. I don't think you're lying! I mean, that would be a weird thing to lie about.", ">\n\nFor f sake can the US just pay Egypt to build a fing second line already. Pretty sure the US could have paid Egypt to build 12 canals from the last wreck and now here we are again. Seriously Egypt doesn't have the money so just pay for it already so we don't have months long shipping crisis every year.", ">\n\nThis ignores both the history of the existing canal and the current megaprojects unfolding in egypt", ">\n\nWe've got another one, folks! 🎉🎉🎉🎉 (On a serious note, FOR FUCK'S SAKE!)", ">\n\nOh god please, Not again.", ">\n\nI bet my new tote bag was on there.", ">\n\nOn a ship carrying grain from Ukraine to China?", ">\n\n\nCanal traffic is unaffected, the canal authority's chairman Osama Rabie said.", ">\n\nIt’s like deja vu all over again.", ">\n\nAgain?", ">\n\nJesus, not again.", ">\n\noh no... not again.", ">\n\nhaha, yes!\nround 2", ">\n\nOkay, who decided to put history on loop?", ">\n\nCan anyone linke some radar site for ships? So we can track how \"bad\" it is?", ">\n\nOh no, not again.", ">\n\nLet's gooooo!", ">\n\nWe don’t need no stinkin supply chain!", ">\n\nEvergreen 2?", ">\n\nThis was a good episode of The Truman Show.", ">\n\nUkraine still exporting to China . Unfuckin real", ">\n\nGreat, now I will have to wait even longer for my container full of rubber dog poo", ">\n\nHere we go again...\nWhat do we do with a drunken sailor? What do we do we do with a drunken sailor? What do we do with a drunken sailor, early in the morning?", ">\n\nThrow em in the brig until they're sober", ">\n\nFeed 'em to the hungry rats for dinner.", ">\n\nPut them in bed with the captain's daughter", ">\n\nHave you seen the captain’s daughter (early in the morning)?", ">\n\nSober?", ">\n\nBetween this and the other things happening around the world it's like watching the events of the past 2-3 years replaying themselves.", ">\n\n\n\nShip stuck at the Suez Canal ✅\n\n\nA high number of contagious tourists coming in from China ✅\n\n\nA defeated president's supporters storm a country's government buildings ✅\n\n\nYep, sounds familiar alright.", ">\n\nHistory repeats, no one learns from the past.", ">\n\nI just heard someone say, \"History doesn't repeat itself, but it does rhyme.\"", ">\n\nRepeat Rap Battles of History! \n2020! Vs! 2023!\nBEGIN!", ">\n\nGreat now I gotta go listen to 40 ERBoH videos", ">\n\n\"Canal traffic is unaffected, the canal authority's chairman Osama Rabie said.\"", ">\n\nCanal authority is what I call it when my wife bosses me around", ">\n\nNo that one is without the C", ">\n\nNo, what you mean is when the morning coffee takes control", ">\n\nNot again.", ">\n\nWhat next, a bowl of petunias?", ">\n\n“Hey, I’ve seen this one! I’ve seen this one! This is a classic!”", ">\n\nWhat do you mean you’ve seen it, it’s brand new?", ">\n\nWhat are you doing step-ship!?", ">\n\nI just need a quick tug.", ">\n\nAgain!?", ">\n\nHooray! Worldwide commerce meltdown again! Oh, wait, no, that one is bad...", ">\n\nSorry, no raises this year because that global thing that happened for a couple of days\n-Corporations", ">\n\nAlso, all of the products and services that aren't significantly impacted are going to receive price hikes regardless- which will stick around well-after the supply chain has normalized. Our ~~suckers~~ customers ~~are too dumb to notice~~ understand that our products and services have great value and we're always doing our best to stay competitive with the other sociopaths in the price-fixed industry.", ">\n\nDammit, again?", ">\n\nYES! THEY PUT IT BACK!!!", ">\n\nThis should be interesting, 2023 off to a good start :)", ">\n\nLooks like a lousy remake of couple of previous years...", ">\n\nI've already seen this season.", ">\n\nI feel like I’ve heard this somewhere before…", ">\n\nSounds like no one read the article... They were able to get the ship unstuck, and it didn't sound like it caused any blockage. So nothing to worry about, and nothing like the last blockage.", ">\n\nImagine the captains face right now though. Just think. They all hope it won't be them, but it had to be someone.", ">\n\n2023 writers getting lazy now.", ">\n\nHave we even recover from the last?", ">\n\nI already saw this episode…", ">\n\nIt got up and left, why is everyone confused?", ">\n\nNobody asked for a sequel to Attack of the Crab Monsters (1957).", ">\n\nI’lll just leave this here.", ">\n\nThank you", ">\n\na.s.h.w.g.a.", ">\n\nLet's gooooo.", ">\n\nGreat, now I will have to wait even longer for my container full of rubber dog poo", ">\n\nIt has been resolved already: source", ">\n\nThis new is breaking!", ">\n\n*again", ">\n\nWell this year is off to a GREAT start.", ">\n\n:( why did it have to be a Ukrainian grain ship … they need the god damn money and the world needs their god damn grain .", ">\n\nAnd why does China need Ukrainian grain?", ">\n\nSo people dont starve ?", ">\n\nI didn't realize that such a massive industrial country as China needs grain import to not starve.", ">\n\nFrom the article: “It is currently unclear to what extent canal traffic is affected.”\nPretty sure that means it is badly affected.", ">\n\nAlso from the article:\n\nCanal traffic is unaffected, the canal authority's chairman Osama Rabie said.", ">\n\nIm not even lying, they changed/updated the article and now its 4x as long with much more info. Thanks.", ">\n\nI actually thought something like that happened. I don't think you're lying! I mean, that would be a weird thing to lie about.", ">\n\nThese idiots can't captain ships for shit", ">\n\nUkraine still exporting to China . Unfuckin real", ">\n\nFor f sake can the US just pay Egypt to build a fing second line already. Pretty sure the US could have paid Egypt to build 12 canals from the last wreck and now here we are again. Seriously Egypt doesn't have the money so just pay for it already so we don't have months long shipping crisis every year.", ">\n\nThis ignores both the history of the existing canal and the current megaprojects unfolding in egypt", ">\n\nWe've got another one, folks! 🎉🎉🎉🎉 (On a serious note, FOR FUCK'S SAKE!)", ">\n\nOh god please, Not again.", ">\n\nI bet my new tote bag was on there.", ">\n\nOn a ship carrying grain from Ukraine to China?", ">\n\n\nCanal traffic is unaffected, the canal authority's chairman Osama Rabie said.", ">\n\nIt’s like deja vu all over again.", ">\n\nAgain?", ">\n\nJesus, not again.", ">\n\noh no... not again.", ">\n\nhaha, yes!\nround 2", ">\n\nOkay, who decided to put history on loop?", ">\n\nCan anyone linke some radar site for ships? So we can track how \"bad\" it is?", ">\n\nOh no, not again.", ">\n\nLet's gooooo!", ">\n\nWe don’t need no stinkin supply chain!", ">\n\nEvergreen 2?", ">\n\nThis was a good episode of The Truman Show.", ">\n\nDe ja vu", ">\n\nLooks like they'll have to make it even wider for the influx of inexperienced shipping crews in the industry.", ">\n\nDeja Vu anyone?", ">\n\nSeriously, how often does this happens?", ">\n\nAgain?", ">\n\nIt’s even funnier the second time!!", ">\n\nPlease not with my stuff in it. Please.", ">\n\nBetween this and the other things happening around the world it's like watching the events of the past 2-3 years replaying themselves.", ">\n\n\n\nShip stuck at the Suez Canal ✅\n\n\nA high number of contagious tourists coming in from China ✅\n\n\nA defeated president's supporters storm a country's government buildings ✅\n\n\nYep, sounds familiar alright.", ">\n\nHistory repeats, no one learns from the past.", ">\n\nI just heard someone say, \"History doesn't repeat itself, but it does rhyme.\"", ">\n\nTime is a circle from a view except it's more like a staircase. And there's a shake at certain parts. \nHating the trudge upwards and always going around.", ">\n\nVonnegut or mcconaughey?", ">\n\n\"Canal traffic is unaffected, the canal authority's chairman Osama Rabie said.\"", ">\n\nCanal authority is what I call it when my wife bosses me around", ">\n\nNo that one is without the C", ">\n\nNo, what you mean is when the morning coffee takes control", ">\n\nHere we go again...\nWhat do we do with a drunken sailor? What do we do we do with a drunken sailor? What do we do with a drunken sailor, early in the morning?", ">\n\nThrow em in the brig until they're sober", ">\n\nFeed 'em to the hungry rats for dinner.", ">\n\nPut them in bed with the captain's daughter", ">\n\nHave you seen the captain’s daughter (early in the morning)?", ">\n\nShave his belly with a rusty razor", ">\n\n“Hey, I’ve seen this one! I’ve seen this one! This is a classic!”", ">\n\nWhat do you mean you’ve seen it, it’s brand new?", ">\n\nWhat’s a rerun?", ">\n\nWhat are you doing step-ship!?", ">\n\nIt doesn't take much with you people.", ">\n\nAhaa but you got the referrence still! 😆", ">\n\nNot again.", ">\n\nWhat next, a bowl of petunias?", ">\n\ndunno, time to start eating a bat's soup from a chinese wetmarket", ">\n\nAgain!?", ">\n\nHooray! Worldwide commerce meltdown again! Oh, wait, no, that one is bad...", ">\n\nYeah hopefully it gets resolved quick, more supply chain issues are not what we need right now", ">\n\nA quick scan of the article says it doesn't affect traffic.... I know reading isn't fun though.", ">\n\nIt has now been cleared!", ">\n\nDammit, again?", ">\n\nYES! THEY PUT IT BACK!!!", ">\n\nSounds like no one read the article... They were able to get the ship unstuck, and it didn't sound like it caused any blockage. So nothing to worry about, and nothing like the last blockage.", ">\n\nThis should be interesting, 2023 off to a good start :)", ">\n\nLooks like a lousy remake of couple of previous years...", ">\n\nI've already seen this season.", ">\n\n2023 writers getting lazy now.", ">\n\nI feel like I’ve heard this somewhere before…", ">\n\nIt has been resolved already: source", ">\n\nIt got up and left, why is everyone confused?", ">\n\nNobody asked for a sequel to Attack of the Crab Monsters (1957).", ">\n\nImagine the captains face right now though. Just think. They all hope it won't be them, but it had to be someone.", ">\n\nHave we even recover from the last?", ">\n\nI already saw this episode…", ">\n\nLet's gooooo.", ">\n\n*again", ">\n\nWell this year is off to a GREAT start.", ">\n\nI’lll just leave this here.", ">\n\nThank you", ">\n\na.s.h.w.g.a.", ">\n\n\"All we had to do was follow the damn train CJ\"", ">\n\nGreat, now I will have to wait even longer for my container full of rubber dog poo", ">\n\nThis new is breaking!", ">\n\nDeja Vu anyone?", ">\n\nAgain?", ">\n\nNot again", ">\n\n:( why did it have to be a Ukrainian grain ship … they need the god damn money and the world needs their god damn grain .", ">\n\nAnd why does China need Ukrainian grain?", ">\n\nSo people dont starve ?", ">\n\nI didn't realize that such a massive industrial country as China needs grain import to not starve.", ">\n\nCombined ukraine and russia i believe grow 80% of the worlds grain ." ]

[ "Here we go again...\nWhat do we do with a drunken sailor? What do we do we do with a drunken sailor? What do we do with a drunken sailor, early in the morning?", ">\n\nThrow em in the brig until they're sober", ">\n\nFeed 'em to the hungry rats for dinner.", ">\n\nAnd this is why I'll need to listen to the Drunken Whaler on repeat for some amount of time.", ">\n\nBetween this and the other things happening around the world it's like watching the events of the past 2-3 years replaying themselves.", ">\n\n\n\nSuez Canal blocked by a cargo ship ✅\n\n\nA high number of contagious tourists coming in from China ✅\n\n\nA defeated president's supporters storm a country's government buildings ✅\n\n\nYep, sounds familiar alright.", ">\n\nHistory repeats, no one learns from the past.", ">\n\nI just heard someone say, \"History doesn't repeat itself, but it does rhyme.\"", ">\n\nTime is a circle from a view except it's more like a staircase. And there's a shake at certain parts. \nHating the trudge upwards and always going around.", ">\n\nVonnegut or mcconaughey?", ">\n\n\"Canal traffic is unaffected, the canal authority's chairman Osama Rabie said.\"", ">\n\nCanal authority is what I call it when my wife bosses me around", ">\n\nNot again.", ">\n\nWhat next, a bowl of petunias?", ">\n\nWhat are you doing step-ship!?", ">\n\nI just need a quick tug.", ">\n\nHooray! Worldwide commerce meltdown again! Oh, wait, no, that one is bad...", ">\n\nSorry, no raises this year because that global thing that happened for a couple of days\n-Corporations", ">\n\nAlso, all of the products and services that aren't significantly impacted are going to receive price hikes regardless- which will stick around well-after the supply chain has normalized. Our ~~suckers~~ customers ~~are too dumb to notice~~ understand that our products and services have great value and we're always doing our best to stay competitive with the other sociopaths in the price-fixed industry.", ">\n\nDammit, again?", ">\n\n“Hey, I’ve seen this one! I’ve seen this one! This is a classic!”", ">\n\nAgain!?", ">\n\nYES! THEY PUT IT BACK!!!", ">\n\nImagine the captains face right now though. Just think. They all hope it won't be them, but it had to be someone.", ">\n\nI've already seen this season.", ">\n\n2023 writers getting lazy now.", ">\n\nI feel like I’ve heard this somewhere before…", ">\n\n:( why did it have to be a Ukrainian grain ship … they need the god damn money and the world needs their god damn grain .", ">\n\nAnd why does China need Ukrainian grain?", ">\n\nI’lll just leave this here.", ">\n\nThank you", ">\n\na.s.h.w.g.a.", ">\n\nThis should be interesting, 2023 off to a good start :)", ">\n\nLooks like a lousy remake of couple of previous years...", ">\n\nHave we even recover from the last?", ">\n\nI already saw this episode…", ">\n\nLet's gooooo.", ">\n\nThese idiots can't captain ships for shit", ">\n\nFrom the article: “It is currently unclear to what extent canal traffic is affected.”\nPretty sure that means it is badly affected.", ">\n\nAlso from the article:\n\nCanal traffic is unaffected, the canal authority's chairman Osama Rabie said.", ">\n\nIm not even lying, they changed/updated the article and now its 4x as long with much more info. Thanks.", ">\n\nI actually thought something like that happened. I don't think you're lying! I mean, that would be a weird thing to lie about.", ">\n\nFor f sake can the US just pay Egypt to build a fing second line already. Pretty sure the US could have paid Egypt to build 12 canals from the last wreck and now here we are again. Seriously Egypt doesn't have the money so just pay for it already so we don't have months long shipping crisis every year.", ">\n\nThis ignores both the history of the existing canal and the current megaprojects unfolding in egypt", ">\n\nWe've got another one, folks! 🎉🎉🎉🎉 (On a serious note, FOR FUCK'S SAKE!)", ">\n\nOh god please, Not again.", ">\n\nI bet my new tote bag was on there.", ">\n\nOn a ship carrying grain from Ukraine to China?", ">\n\n\nCanal traffic is unaffected, the canal authority's chairman Osama Rabie said.", ">\n\nIt’s like deja vu all over again.", ">\n\nAgain?", ">\n\nJesus, not again.", ">\n\noh no... not again.", ">\n\nhaha, yes!\nround 2", ">\n\nOkay, who decided to put history on loop?", ">\n\nCan anyone linke some radar site for ships? So we can track how \"bad\" it is?", ">\n\nOh no, not again.", ">\n\nLet's gooooo!", ">\n\nWe don’t need no stinkin supply chain!", ">\n\nEvergreen 2?", ">\n\nThis was a good episode of The Truman Show.", ">\n\nUkraine still exporting to China . Unfuckin real", ">\n\nGreat, now I will have to wait even longer for my container full of rubber dog poo", ">\n\nHere we go again...\nWhat do we do with a drunken sailor? What do we do we do with a drunken sailor? What do we do with a drunken sailor, early in the morning?", ">\n\nThrow em in the brig until they're sober", ">\n\nFeed 'em to the hungry rats for dinner.", ">\n\nPut them in bed with the captain's daughter", ">\n\nHave you seen the captain’s daughter (early in the morning)?", ">\n\nSober?", ">\n\nBetween this and the other things happening around the world it's like watching the events of the past 2-3 years replaying themselves.", ">\n\n\n\nShip stuck at the Suez Canal ✅\n\n\nA high number of contagious tourists coming in from China ✅\n\n\nA defeated president's supporters storm a country's government buildings ✅\n\n\nYep, sounds familiar alright.", ">\n\nHistory repeats, no one learns from the past.", ">\n\nI just heard someone say, \"History doesn't repeat itself, but it does rhyme.\"", ">\n\nRepeat Rap Battles of History! \n2020! Vs! 2023!\nBEGIN!", ">\n\nGreat now I gotta go listen to 40 ERBoH videos", ">\n\n\"Canal traffic is unaffected, the canal authority's chairman Osama Rabie said.\"", ">\n\nCanal authority is what I call it when my wife bosses me around", ">\n\nNo that one is without the C", ">\n\nNo, what you mean is when the morning coffee takes control", ">\n\nNot again.", ">\n\nWhat next, a bowl of petunias?", ">\n\n“Hey, I’ve seen this one! I’ve seen this one! This is a classic!”", ">\n\nWhat do you mean you’ve seen it, it’s brand new?", ">\n\nWhat are you doing step-ship!?", ">\n\nI just need a quick tug.", ">\n\nAgain!?", ">\n\nHooray! Worldwide commerce meltdown again! Oh, wait, no, that one is bad...", ">\n\nSorry, no raises this year because that global thing that happened for a couple of days\n-Corporations", ">\n\nAlso, all of the products and services that aren't significantly impacted are going to receive price hikes regardless- which will stick around well-after the supply chain has normalized. Our ~~suckers~~ customers ~~are too dumb to notice~~ understand that our products and services have great value and we're always doing our best to stay competitive with the other sociopaths in the price-fixed industry.", ">\n\nDammit, again?", ">\n\nYES! THEY PUT IT BACK!!!", ">\n\nThis should be interesting, 2023 off to a good start :)", ">\n\nLooks like a lousy remake of couple of previous years...", ">\n\nI've already seen this season.", ">\n\nI feel like I’ve heard this somewhere before…", ">\n\nSounds like no one read the article... They were able to get the ship unstuck, and it didn't sound like it caused any blockage. So nothing to worry about, and nothing like the last blockage.", ">\n\nImagine the captains face right now though. Just think. They all hope it won't be them, but it had to be someone.", ">\n\n2023 writers getting lazy now.", ">\n\nHave we even recover from the last?", ">\n\nI already saw this episode…", ">\n\nIt got up and left, why is everyone confused?", ">\n\nNobody asked for a sequel to Attack of the Crab Monsters (1957).", ">\n\nI’lll just leave this here.", ">\n\nThank you", ">\n\na.s.h.w.g.a.", ">\n\nLet's gooooo.", ">\n\nGreat, now I will have to wait even longer for my container full of rubber dog poo", ">\n\nIt has been resolved already: source", ">\n\nThis new is breaking!", ">\n\n*again", ">\n\nWell this year is off to a GREAT start.", ">\n\n:( why did it have to be a Ukrainian grain ship … they need the god damn money and the world needs their god damn grain .", ">\n\nAnd why does China need Ukrainian grain?", ">\n\nSo people dont starve ?", ">\n\nI didn't realize that such a massive industrial country as China needs grain import to not starve.", ">\n\nFrom the article: “It is currently unclear to what extent canal traffic is affected.”\nPretty sure that means it is badly affected.", ">\n\nAlso from the article:\n\nCanal traffic is unaffected, the canal authority's chairman Osama Rabie said.", ">\n\nIm not even lying, they changed/updated the article and now its 4x as long with much more info. Thanks.", ">\n\nI actually thought something like that happened. I don't think you're lying! I mean, that would be a weird thing to lie about.", ">\n\nThese idiots can't captain ships for shit", ">\n\nUkraine still exporting to China . Unfuckin real", ">\n\nFor f sake can the US just pay Egypt to build a fing second line already. Pretty sure the US could have paid Egypt to build 12 canals from the last wreck and now here we are again. Seriously Egypt doesn't have the money so just pay for it already so we don't have months long shipping crisis every year.", ">\n\nThis ignores both the history of the existing canal and the current megaprojects unfolding in egypt", ">\n\nWe've got another one, folks! 🎉🎉🎉🎉 (On a serious note, FOR FUCK'S SAKE!)", ">\n\nOh god please, Not again.", ">\n\nI bet my new tote bag was on there.", ">\n\nOn a ship carrying grain from Ukraine to China?", ">\n\n\nCanal traffic is unaffected, the canal authority's chairman Osama Rabie said.", ">\n\nIt’s like deja vu all over again.", ">\n\nAgain?", ">\n\nJesus, not again.", ">\n\noh no... not again.", ">\n\nhaha, yes!\nround 2", ">\n\nOkay, who decided to put history on loop?", ">\n\nCan anyone linke some radar site for ships? So we can track how \"bad\" it is?", ">\n\nOh no, not again.", ">\n\nLet's gooooo!", ">\n\nWe don’t need no stinkin supply chain!", ">\n\nEvergreen 2?", ">\n\nThis was a good episode of The Truman Show.", ">\n\nDe ja vu", ">\n\nLooks like they'll have to make it even wider for the influx of inexperienced shipping crews in the industry.", ">\n\nDeja Vu anyone?", ">\n\nSeriously, how often does this happens?", ">\n\nAgain?", ">\n\nIt’s even funnier the second time!!", ">\n\nPlease not with my stuff in it. Please.", ">\n\nBetween this and the other things happening around the world it's like watching the events of the past 2-3 years replaying themselves.", ">\n\n\n\nShip stuck at the Suez Canal ✅\n\n\nA high number of contagious tourists coming in from China ✅\n\n\nA defeated president's supporters storm a country's government buildings ✅\n\n\nYep, sounds familiar alright.", ">\n\nHistory repeats, no one learns from the past.", ">\n\nI just heard someone say, \"History doesn't repeat itself, but it does rhyme.\"", ">\n\nTime is a circle from a view except it's more like a staircase. And there's a shake at certain parts. \nHating the trudge upwards and always going around.", ">\n\nVonnegut or mcconaughey?", ">\n\n\"Canal traffic is unaffected, the canal authority's chairman Osama Rabie said.\"", ">\n\nCanal authority is what I call it when my wife bosses me around", ">\n\nNo that one is without the C", ">\n\nNo, what you mean is when the morning coffee takes control", ">\n\nHere we go again...\nWhat do we do with a drunken sailor? What do we do we do with a drunken sailor? What do we do with a drunken sailor, early in the morning?", ">\n\nThrow em in the brig until they're sober", ">\n\nFeed 'em to the hungry rats for dinner.", ">\n\nPut them in bed with the captain's daughter", ">\n\nHave you seen the captain’s daughter (early in the morning)?", ">\n\nShave his belly with a rusty razor", ">\n\n“Hey, I’ve seen this one! I’ve seen this one! This is a classic!”", ">\n\nWhat do you mean you’ve seen it, it’s brand new?", ">\n\nWhat’s a rerun?", ">\n\nWhat are you doing step-ship!?", ">\n\nIt doesn't take much with you people.", ">\n\nAhaa but you got the referrence still! 😆", ">\n\nNot again.", ">\n\nWhat next, a bowl of petunias?", ">\n\ndunno, time to start eating a bat's soup from a chinese wetmarket", ">\n\nAgain!?", ">\n\nHooray! Worldwide commerce meltdown again! Oh, wait, no, that one is bad...", ">\n\nYeah hopefully it gets resolved quick, more supply chain issues are not what we need right now", ">\n\nA quick scan of the article says it doesn't affect traffic.... I know reading isn't fun though.", ">\n\nIt has now been cleared!", ">\n\nDammit, again?", ">\n\nYES! THEY PUT IT BACK!!!", ">\n\nSounds like no one read the article... They were able to get the ship unstuck, and it didn't sound like it caused any blockage. So nothing to worry about, and nothing like the last blockage.", ">\n\nThis should be interesting, 2023 off to a good start :)", ">\n\nLooks like a lousy remake of couple of previous years...", ">\n\nI've already seen this season.", ">\n\n2023 writers getting lazy now.", ">\n\nI feel like I’ve heard this somewhere before…", ">\n\nIt has been resolved already: source", ">\n\nIt got up and left, why is everyone confused?", ">\n\nNobody asked for a sequel to Attack of the Crab Monsters (1957).", ">\n\nImagine the captains face right now though. Just think. They all hope it won't be them, but it had to be someone.", ">\n\nHave we even recover from the last?", ">\n\nI already saw this episode…", ">\n\nLet's gooooo.", ">\n\n*again", ">\n\nWell this year is off to a GREAT start.", ">\n\nI’lll just leave this here.", ">\n\nThank you", ">\n\na.s.h.w.g.a.", ">\n\n\"All we had to do was follow the damn train CJ\"", ">\n\nGreat, now I will have to wait even longer for my container full of rubber dog poo", ">\n\nThis new is breaking!", ">\n\nDeja Vu anyone?", ">\n\nAgain?", ">\n\nNot again", ">\n\n:( why did it have to be a Ukrainian grain ship … they need the god damn money and the world needs their god damn grain .", ">\n\nAnd why does China need Ukrainian grain?", ">\n\nSo people dont starve ?", ">\n\nI didn't realize that such a massive industrial country as China needs grain import to not starve.", ">\n\nCombined ukraine and russia i believe grow 80% of the worlds grain .", ">\n\nFrom the article: “It is currently unclear to what extent canal traffic is affected.”\nPretty sure that means it is badly affected." ]

[ "Here we go again...\nWhat do we do with a drunken sailor? What do we do we do with a drunken sailor? What do we do with a drunken sailor, early in the morning?", ">\n\nThrow em in the brig until they're sober", ">\n\nFeed 'em to the hungry rats for dinner.", ">\n\nAnd this is why I'll need to listen to the Drunken Whaler on repeat for some amount of time.", ">\n\nBetween this and the other things happening around the world it's like watching the events of the past 2-3 years replaying themselves.", ">\n\n\n\nSuez Canal blocked by a cargo ship ✅\n\n\nA high number of contagious tourists coming in from China ✅\n\n\nA defeated president's supporters storm a country's government buildings ✅\n\n\nYep, sounds familiar alright.", ">\n\nHistory repeats, no one learns from the past.", ">\n\nI just heard someone say, \"History doesn't repeat itself, but it does rhyme.\"", ">\n\nTime is a circle from a view except it's more like a staircase. And there's a shake at certain parts. \nHating the trudge upwards and always going around.", ">\n\nVonnegut or mcconaughey?", ">\n\n\"Canal traffic is unaffected, the canal authority's chairman Osama Rabie said.\"", ">\n\nCanal authority is what I call it when my wife bosses me around", ">\n\nNot again.", ">\n\nWhat next, a bowl of petunias?", ">\n\nWhat are you doing step-ship!?", ">\n\nI just need a quick tug.", ">\n\nHooray! Worldwide commerce meltdown again! Oh, wait, no, that one is bad...", ">\n\nSorry, no raises this year because that global thing that happened for a couple of days\n-Corporations", ">\n\nAlso, all of the products and services that aren't significantly impacted are going to receive price hikes regardless- which will stick around well-after the supply chain has normalized. Our ~~suckers~~ customers ~~are too dumb to notice~~ understand that our products and services have great value and we're always doing our best to stay competitive with the other sociopaths in the price-fixed industry.", ">\n\nDammit, again?", ">\n\n“Hey, I’ve seen this one! I’ve seen this one! This is a classic!”", ">\n\nAgain!?", ">\n\nYES! THEY PUT IT BACK!!!", ">\n\nImagine the captains face right now though. Just think. They all hope it won't be them, but it had to be someone.", ">\n\nI've already seen this season.", ">\n\n2023 writers getting lazy now.", ">\n\nI feel like I’ve heard this somewhere before…", ">\n\n:( why did it have to be a Ukrainian grain ship … they need the god damn money and the world needs their god damn grain .", ">\n\nAnd why does China need Ukrainian grain?", ">\n\nI’lll just leave this here.", ">\n\nThank you", ">\n\na.s.h.w.g.a.", ">\n\nThis should be interesting, 2023 off to a good start :)", ">\n\nLooks like a lousy remake of couple of previous years...", ">\n\nHave we even recover from the last?", ">\n\nI already saw this episode…", ">\n\nLet's gooooo.", ">\n\nThese idiots can't captain ships for shit", ">\n\nFrom the article: “It is currently unclear to what extent canal traffic is affected.”\nPretty sure that means it is badly affected.", ">\n\nAlso from the article:\n\nCanal traffic is unaffected, the canal authority's chairman Osama Rabie said.", ">\n\nIm not even lying, they changed/updated the article and now its 4x as long with much more info. Thanks.", ">\n\nI actually thought something like that happened. I don't think you're lying! I mean, that would be a weird thing to lie about.", ">\n\nFor f sake can the US just pay Egypt to build a fing second line already. Pretty sure the US could have paid Egypt to build 12 canals from the last wreck and now here we are again. Seriously Egypt doesn't have the money so just pay for it already so we don't have months long shipping crisis every year.", ">\n\nThis ignores both the history of the existing canal and the current megaprojects unfolding in egypt", ">\n\nWe've got another one, folks! 🎉🎉🎉🎉 (On a serious note, FOR FUCK'S SAKE!)", ">\n\nOh god please, Not again.", ">\n\nI bet my new tote bag was on there.", ">\n\nOn a ship carrying grain from Ukraine to China?", ">\n\n\nCanal traffic is unaffected, the canal authority's chairman Osama Rabie said.", ">\n\nIt’s like deja vu all over again.", ">\n\nAgain?", ">\n\nJesus, not again.", ">\n\noh no... not again.", ">\n\nhaha, yes!\nround 2", ">\n\nOkay, who decided to put history on loop?", ">\n\nCan anyone linke some radar site for ships? So we can track how \"bad\" it is?", ">\n\nOh no, not again.", ">\n\nLet's gooooo!", ">\n\nWe don’t need no stinkin supply chain!", ">\n\nEvergreen 2?", ">\n\nThis was a good episode of The Truman Show.", ">\n\nUkraine still exporting to China . Unfuckin real", ">\n\nGreat, now I will have to wait even longer for my container full of rubber dog poo", ">\n\nHere we go again...\nWhat do we do with a drunken sailor? What do we do we do with a drunken sailor? What do we do with a drunken sailor, early in the morning?", ">\n\nThrow em in the brig until they're sober", ">\n\nFeed 'em to the hungry rats for dinner.", ">\n\nPut them in bed with the captain's daughter", ">\n\nHave you seen the captain’s daughter (early in the morning)?", ">\n\nSober?", ">\n\nBetween this and the other things happening around the world it's like watching the events of the past 2-3 years replaying themselves.", ">\n\n\n\nShip stuck at the Suez Canal ✅\n\n\nA high number of contagious tourists coming in from China ✅\n\n\nA defeated president's supporters storm a country's government buildings ✅\n\n\nYep, sounds familiar alright.", ">\n\nHistory repeats, no one learns from the past.", ">\n\nI just heard someone say, \"History doesn't repeat itself, but it does rhyme.\"", ">\n\nRepeat Rap Battles of History! \n2020! Vs! 2023!\nBEGIN!", ">\n\nGreat now I gotta go listen to 40 ERBoH videos", ">\n\n\"Canal traffic is unaffected, the canal authority's chairman Osama Rabie said.\"", ">\n\nCanal authority is what I call it when my wife bosses me around", ">\n\nNo that one is without the C", ">\n\nNo, what you mean is when the morning coffee takes control", ">\n\nNot again.", ">\n\nWhat next, a bowl of petunias?", ">\n\n“Hey, I’ve seen this one! I’ve seen this one! This is a classic!”", ">\n\nWhat do you mean you’ve seen it, it’s brand new?", ">\n\nWhat are you doing step-ship!?", ">\n\nI just need a quick tug.", ">\n\nAgain!?", ">\n\nHooray! Worldwide commerce meltdown again! Oh, wait, no, that one is bad...", ">\n\nSorry, no raises this year because that global thing that happened for a couple of days\n-Corporations", ">\n\nAlso, all of the products and services that aren't significantly impacted are going to receive price hikes regardless- which will stick around well-after the supply chain has normalized. Our ~~suckers~~ customers ~~are too dumb to notice~~ understand that our products and services have great value and we're always doing our best to stay competitive with the other sociopaths in the price-fixed industry.", ">\n\nDammit, again?", ">\n\nYES! THEY PUT IT BACK!!!", ">\n\nThis should be interesting, 2023 off to a good start :)", ">\n\nLooks like a lousy remake of couple of previous years...", ">\n\nI've already seen this season.", ">\n\nI feel like I’ve heard this somewhere before…", ">\n\nSounds like no one read the article... They were able to get the ship unstuck, and it didn't sound like it caused any blockage. So nothing to worry about, and nothing like the last blockage.", ">\n\nImagine the captains face right now though. Just think. They all hope it won't be them, but it had to be someone.", ">\n\n2023 writers getting lazy now.", ">\n\nHave we even recover from the last?", ">\n\nI already saw this episode…", ">\n\nIt got up and left, why is everyone confused?", ">\n\nNobody asked for a sequel to Attack of the Crab Monsters (1957).", ">\n\nI’lll just leave this here.", ">\n\nThank you", ">\n\na.s.h.w.g.a.", ">\n\nLet's gooooo.", ">\n\nGreat, now I will have to wait even longer for my container full of rubber dog poo", ">\n\nIt has been resolved already: source", ">\n\nThis new is breaking!", ">\n\n*again", ">\n\nWell this year is off to a GREAT start.", ">\n\n:( why did it have to be a Ukrainian grain ship … they need the god damn money and the world needs their god damn grain .", ">\n\nAnd why does China need Ukrainian grain?", ">\n\nSo people dont starve ?", ">\n\nI didn't realize that such a massive industrial country as China needs grain import to not starve.", ">\n\nFrom the article: “It is currently unclear to what extent canal traffic is affected.”\nPretty sure that means it is badly affected.", ">\n\nAlso from the article:\n\nCanal traffic is unaffected, the canal authority's chairman Osama Rabie said.", ">\n\nIm not even lying, they changed/updated the article and now its 4x as long with much more info. Thanks.", ">\n\nI actually thought something like that happened. I don't think you're lying! I mean, that would be a weird thing to lie about.", ">\n\nThese idiots can't captain ships for shit", ">\n\nUkraine still exporting to China . Unfuckin real", ">\n\nFor f sake can the US just pay Egypt to build a fing second line already. Pretty sure the US could have paid Egypt to build 12 canals from the last wreck and now here we are again. Seriously Egypt doesn't have the money so just pay for it already so we don't have months long shipping crisis every year.", ">\n\nThis ignores both the history of the existing canal and the current megaprojects unfolding in egypt", ">\n\nWe've got another one, folks! 🎉🎉🎉🎉 (On a serious note, FOR FUCK'S SAKE!)", ">\n\nOh god please, Not again.", ">\n\nI bet my new tote bag was on there.", ">\n\nOn a ship carrying grain from Ukraine to China?", ">\n\n\nCanal traffic is unaffected, the canal authority's chairman Osama Rabie said.", ">\n\nIt’s like deja vu all over again.", ">\n\nAgain?", ">\n\nJesus, not again.", ">\n\noh no... not again.", ">\n\nhaha, yes!\nround 2", ">\n\nOkay, who decided to put history on loop?", ">\n\nCan anyone linke some radar site for ships? So we can track how \"bad\" it is?", ">\n\nOh no, not again.", ">\n\nLet's gooooo!", ">\n\nWe don’t need no stinkin supply chain!", ">\n\nEvergreen 2?", ">\n\nThis was a good episode of The Truman Show.", ">\n\nDe ja vu", ">\n\nLooks like they'll have to make it even wider for the influx of inexperienced shipping crews in the industry.", ">\n\nDeja Vu anyone?", ">\n\nSeriously, how often does this happens?", ">\n\nAgain?", ">\n\nIt’s even funnier the second time!!", ">\n\nPlease not with my stuff in it. Please.", ">\n\nBetween this and the other things happening around the world it's like watching the events of the past 2-3 years replaying themselves.", ">\n\n\n\nShip stuck at the Suez Canal ✅\n\n\nA high number of contagious tourists coming in from China ✅\n\n\nA defeated president's supporters storm a country's government buildings ✅\n\n\nYep, sounds familiar alright.", ">\n\nHistory repeats, no one learns from the past.", ">\n\nI just heard someone say, \"History doesn't repeat itself, but it does rhyme.\"", ">\n\nTime is a circle from a view except it's more like a staircase. And there's a shake at certain parts. \nHating the trudge upwards and always going around.", ">\n\nVonnegut or mcconaughey?", ">\n\n\"Canal traffic is unaffected, the canal authority's chairman Osama Rabie said.\"", ">\n\nCanal authority is what I call it when my wife bosses me around", ">\n\nNo that one is without the C", ">\n\nNo, what you mean is when the morning coffee takes control", ">\n\nHere we go again...\nWhat do we do with a drunken sailor? What do we do we do with a drunken sailor? What do we do with a drunken sailor, early in the morning?", ">\n\nThrow em in the brig until they're sober", ">\n\nFeed 'em to the hungry rats for dinner.", ">\n\nPut them in bed with the captain's daughter", ">\n\nHave you seen the captain’s daughter (early in the morning)?", ">\n\nShave his belly with a rusty razor", ">\n\n“Hey, I’ve seen this one! I’ve seen this one! This is a classic!”", ">\n\nWhat do you mean you’ve seen it, it’s brand new?", ">\n\nWhat’s a rerun?", ">\n\nWhat are you doing step-ship!?", ">\n\nIt doesn't take much with you people.", ">\n\nAhaa but you got the referrence still! 😆", ">\n\nNot again.", ">\n\nWhat next, a bowl of petunias?", ">\n\ndunno, time to start eating a bat's soup from a chinese wetmarket", ">\n\nAgain!?", ">\n\nHooray! Worldwide commerce meltdown again! Oh, wait, no, that one is bad...", ">\n\nYeah hopefully it gets resolved quick, more supply chain issues are not what we need right now", ">\n\nA quick scan of the article says it doesn't affect traffic.... I know reading isn't fun though.", ">\n\nIt has now been cleared!", ">\n\nDammit, again?", ">\n\nYES! THEY PUT IT BACK!!!", ">\n\nSounds like no one read the article... They were able to get the ship unstuck, and it didn't sound like it caused any blockage. So nothing to worry about, and nothing like the last blockage.", ">\n\nThis should be interesting, 2023 off to a good start :)", ">\n\nLooks like a lousy remake of couple of previous years...", ">\n\nI've already seen this season.", ">\n\n2023 writers getting lazy now.", ">\n\nI feel like I’ve heard this somewhere before…", ">\n\nIt has been resolved already: source", ">\n\nIt got up and left, why is everyone confused?", ">\n\nNobody asked for a sequel to Attack of the Crab Monsters (1957).", ">\n\nImagine the captains face right now though. Just think. They all hope it won't be them, but it had to be someone.", ">\n\nHave we even recover from the last?", ">\n\nI already saw this episode…", ">\n\nLet's gooooo.", ">\n\n*again", ">\n\nWell this year is off to a GREAT start.", ">\n\nI’lll just leave this here.", ">\n\nThank you", ">\n\na.s.h.w.g.a.", ">\n\n\"All we had to do was follow the damn train CJ\"", ">\n\nGreat, now I will have to wait even longer for my container full of rubber dog poo", ">\n\nThis new is breaking!", ">\n\nDeja Vu anyone?", ">\n\nAgain?", ">\n\nNot again", ">\n\n:( why did it have to be a Ukrainian grain ship … they need the god damn money and the world needs their god damn grain .", ">\n\nAnd why does China need Ukrainian grain?", ">\n\nSo people dont starve ?", ">\n\nI didn't realize that such a massive industrial country as China needs grain import to not starve.", ">\n\nCombined ukraine and russia i believe grow 80% of the worlds grain .", ">\n\nFrom the article: “It is currently unclear to what extent canal traffic is affected.”\nPretty sure that means it is badly affected.", ">\n\nAlso from the article:\n\nCanal traffic is unaffected, the canal authority's chairman Osama Rabie said." ]

[ "Here we go again...\nWhat do we do with a drunken sailor? What do we do we do with a drunken sailor? What do we do with a drunken sailor, early in the morning?", ">\n\nThrow em in the brig until they're sober", ">\n\nFeed 'em to the hungry rats for dinner.", ">\n\nAnd this is why I'll need to listen to the Drunken Whaler on repeat for some amount of time.", ">\n\nBetween this and the other things happening around the world it's like watching the events of the past 2-3 years replaying themselves.", ">\n\n\n\nSuez Canal blocked by a cargo ship ✅\n\n\nA high number of contagious tourists coming in from China ✅\n\n\nA defeated president's supporters storm a country's government buildings ✅\n\n\nYep, sounds familiar alright.", ">\n\nHistory repeats, no one learns from the past.", ">\n\nI just heard someone say, \"History doesn't repeat itself, but it does rhyme.\"", ">\n\nTime is a circle from a view except it's more like a staircase. And there's a shake at certain parts. \nHating the trudge upwards and always going around.", ">\n\nVonnegut or mcconaughey?", ">\n\n\"Canal traffic is unaffected, the canal authority's chairman Osama Rabie said.\"", ">\n\nCanal authority is what I call it when my wife bosses me around", ">\n\nNot again.", ">\n\nWhat next, a bowl of petunias?", ">\n\nWhat are you doing step-ship!?", ">\n\nI just need a quick tug.", ">\n\nHooray! Worldwide commerce meltdown again! Oh, wait, no, that one is bad...", ">\n\nSorry, no raises this year because that global thing that happened for a couple of days\n-Corporations", ">\n\nAlso, all of the products and services that aren't significantly impacted are going to receive price hikes regardless- which will stick around well-after the supply chain has normalized. Our ~~suckers~~ customers ~~are too dumb to notice~~ understand that our products and services have great value and we're always doing our best to stay competitive with the other sociopaths in the price-fixed industry.", ">\n\nDammit, again?", ">\n\n“Hey, I’ve seen this one! I’ve seen this one! This is a classic!”", ">\n\nAgain!?", ">\n\nYES! THEY PUT IT BACK!!!", ">\n\nImagine the captains face right now though. Just think. They all hope it won't be them, but it had to be someone.", ">\n\nI've already seen this season.", ">\n\n2023 writers getting lazy now.", ">\n\nI feel like I’ve heard this somewhere before…", ">\n\n:( why did it have to be a Ukrainian grain ship … they need the god damn money and the world needs their god damn grain .", ">\n\nAnd why does China need Ukrainian grain?", ">\n\nI’lll just leave this here.", ">\n\nThank you", ">\n\na.s.h.w.g.a.", ">\n\nThis should be interesting, 2023 off to a good start :)", ">\n\nLooks like a lousy remake of couple of previous years...", ">\n\nHave we even recover from the last?", ">\n\nI already saw this episode…", ">\n\nLet's gooooo.", ">\n\nThese idiots can't captain ships for shit", ">\n\nFrom the article: “It is currently unclear to what extent canal traffic is affected.”\nPretty sure that means it is badly affected.", ">\n\nAlso from the article:\n\nCanal traffic is unaffected, the canal authority's chairman Osama Rabie said.", ">\n\nIm not even lying, they changed/updated the article and now its 4x as long with much more info. Thanks.", ">\n\nI actually thought something like that happened. I don't think you're lying! I mean, that would be a weird thing to lie about.", ">\n\nFor f sake can the US just pay Egypt to build a fing second line already. Pretty sure the US could have paid Egypt to build 12 canals from the last wreck and now here we are again. Seriously Egypt doesn't have the money so just pay for it already so we don't have months long shipping crisis every year.", ">\n\nThis ignores both the history of the existing canal and the current megaprojects unfolding in egypt", ">\n\nWe've got another one, folks! 🎉🎉🎉🎉 (On a serious note, FOR FUCK'S SAKE!)", ">\n\nOh god please, Not again.", ">\n\nI bet my new tote bag was on there.", ">\n\nOn a ship carrying grain from Ukraine to China?", ">\n\n\nCanal traffic is unaffected, the canal authority's chairman Osama Rabie said.", ">\n\nIt’s like deja vu all over again.", ">\n\nAgain?", ">\n\nJesus, not again.", ">\n\noh no... not again.", ">\n\nhaha, yes!\nround 2", ">\n\nOkay, who decided to put history on loop?", ">\n\nCan anyone linke some radar site for ships? So we can track how \"bad\" it is?", ">\n\nOh no, not again.", ">\n\nLet's gooooo!", ">\n\nWe don’t need no stinkin supply chain!", ">\n\nEvergreen 2?", ">\n\nThis was a good episode of The Truman Show.", ">\n\nUkraine still exporting to China . Unfuckin real", ">\n\nGreat, now I will have to wait even longer for my container full of rubber dog poo", ">\n\nHere we go again...\nWhat do we do with a drunken sailor? What do we do we do with a drunken sailor? What do we do with a drunken sailor, early in the morning?", ">\n\nThrow em in the brig until they're sober", ">\n\nFeed 'em to the hungry rats for dinner.", ">\n\nPut them in bed with the captain's daughter", ">\n\nHave you seen the captain’s daughter (early in the morning)?", ">\n\nSober?", ">\n\nBetween this and the other things happening around the world it's like watching the events of the past 2-3 years replaying themselves.", ">\n\n\n\nShip stuck at the Suez Canal ✅\n\n\nA high number of contagious tourists coming in from China ✅\n\n\nA defeated president's supporters storm a country's government buildings ✅\n\n\nYep, sounds familiar alright.", ">\n\nHistory repeats, no one learns from the past.", ">\n\nI just heard someone say, \"History doesn't repeat itself, but it does rhyme.\"", ">\n\nRepeat Rap Battles of History! \n2020! Vs! 2023!\nBEGIN!", ">\n\nGreat now I gotta go listen to 40 ERBoH videos", ">\n\n\"Canal traffic is unaffected, the canal authority's chairman Osama Rabie said.\"", ">\n\nCanal authority is what I call it when my wife bosses me around", ">\n\nNo that one is without the C", ">\n\nNo, what you mean is when the morning coffee takes control", ">\n\nNot again.", ">\n\nWhat next, a bowl of petunias?", ">\n\n“Hey, I’ve seen this one! I’ve seen this one! This is a classic!”", ">\n\nWhat do you mean you’ve seen it, it’s brand new?", ">\n\nWhat are you doing step-ship!?", ">\n\nI just need a quick tug.", ">\n\nAgain!?", ">\n\nHooray! Worldwide commerce meltdown again! Oh, wait, no, that one is bad...", ">\n\nSorry, no raises this year because that global thing that happened for a couple of days\n-Corporations", ">\n\nAlso, all of the products and services that aren't significantly impacted are going to receive price hikes regardless- which will stick around well-after the supply chain has normalized. Our ~~suckers~~ customers ~~are too dumb to notice~~ understand that our products and services have great value and we're always doing our best to stay competitive with the other sociopaths in the price-fixed industry.", ">\n\nDammit, again?", ">\n\nYES! THEY PUT IT BACK!!!", ">\n\nThis should be interesting, 2023 off to a good start :)", ">\n\nLooks like a lousy remake of couple of previous years...", ">\n\nI've already seen this season.", ">\n\nI feel like I’ve heard this somewhere before…", ">\n\nSounds like no one read the article... They were able to get the ship unstuck, and it didn't sound like it caused any blockage. So nothing to worry about, and nothing like the last blockage.", ">\n\nImagine the captains face right now though. Just think. They all hope it won't be them, but it had to be someone.", ">\n\n2023 writers getting lazy now.", ">\n\nHave we even recover from the last?", ">\n\nI already saw this episode…", ">\n\nIt got up and left, why is everyone confused?", ">\n\nNobody asked for a sequel to Attack of the Crab Monsters (1957).", ">\n\nI’lll just leave this here.", ">\n\nThank you", ">\n\na.s.h.w.g.a.", ">\n\nLet's gooooo.", ">\n\nGreat, now I will have to wait even longer for my container full of rubber dog poo", ">\n\nIt has been resolved already: source", ">\n\nThis new is breaking!", ">\n\n*again", ">\n\nWell this year is off to a GREAT start.", ">\n\n:( why did it have to be a Ukrainian grain ship … they need the god damn money and the world needs their god damn grain .", ">\n\nAnd why does China need Ukrainian grain?", ">\n\nSo people dont starve ?", ">\n\nI didn't realize that such a massive industrial country as China needs grain import to not starve.", ">\n\nFrom the article: “It is currently unclear to what extent canal traffic is affected.”\nPretty sure that means it is badly affected.", ">\n\nAlso from the article:\n\nCanal traffic is unaffected, the canal authority's chairman Osama Rabie said.", ">\n\nIm not even lying, they changed/updated the article and now its 4x as long with much more info. Thanks.", ">\n\nI actually thought something like that happened. I don't think you're lying! I mean, that would be a weird thing to lie about.", ">\n\nThese idiots can't captain ships for shit", ">\n\nUkraine still exporting to China . Unfuckin real", ">\n\nFor f sake can the US just pay Egypt to build a fing second line already. Pretty sure the US could have paid Egypt to build 12 canals from the last wreck and now here we are again. Seriously Egypt doesn't have the money so just pay for it already so we don't have months long shipping crisis every year.", ">\n\nThis ignores both the history of the existing canal and the current megaprojects unfolding in egypt", ">\n\nWe've got another one, folks! 🎉🎉🎉🎉 (On a serious note, FOR FUCK'S SAKE!)", ">\n\nOh god please, Not again.", ">\n\nI bet my new tote bag was on there.", ">\n\nOn a ship carrying grain from Ukraine to China?", ">\n\n\nCanal traffic is unaffected, the canal authority's chairman Osama Rabie said.", ">\n\nIt’s like deja vu all over again.", ">\n\nAgain?", ">\n\nJesus, not again.", ">\n\noh no... not again.", ">\n\nhaha, yes!\nround 2", ">\n\nOkay, who decided to put history on loop?", ">\n\nCan anyone linke some radar site for ships? So we can track how \"bad\" it is?", ">\n\nOh no, not again.", ">\n\nLet's gooooo!", ">\n\nWe don’t need no stinkin supply chain!", ">\n\nEvergreen 2?", ">\n\nThis was a good episode of The Truman Show.", ">\n\nDe ja vu", ">\n\nLooks like they'll have to make it even wider for the influx of inexperienced shipping crews in the industry.", ">\n\nDeja Vu anyone?", ">\n\nSeriously, how often does this happens?", ">\n\nAgain?", ">\n\nIt’s even funnier the second time!!", ">\n\nPlease not with my stuff in it. Please.", ">\n\nBetween this and the other things happening around the world it's like watching the events of the past 2-3 years replaying themselves.", ">\n\n\n\nShip stuck at the Suez Canal ✅\n\n\nA high number of contagious tourists coming in from China ✅\n\n\nA defeated president's supporters storm a country's government buildings ✅\n\n\nYep, sounds familiar alright.", ">\n\nHistory repeats, no one learns from the past.", ">\n\nI just heard someone say, \"History doesn't repeat itself, but it does rhyme.\"", ">\n\nTime is a circle from a view except it's more like a staircase. And there's a shake at certain parts. \nHating the trudge upwards and always going around.", ">\n\nVonnegut or mcconaughey?", ">\n\n\"Canal traffic is unaffected, the canal authority's chairman Osama Rabie said.\"", ">\n\nCanal authority is what I call it when my wife bosses me around", ">\n\nNo that one is without the C", ">\n\nNo, what you mean is when the morning coffee takes control", ">\n\nHere we go again...\nWhat do we do with a drunken sailor? What do we do we do with a drunken sailor? What do we do with a drunken sailor, early in the morning?", ">\n\nThrow em in the brig until they're sober", ">\n\nFeed 'em to the hungry rats for dinner.", ">\n\nPut them in bed with the captain's daughter", ">\n\nHave you seen the captain’s daughter (early in the morning)?", ">\n\nShave his belly with a rusty razor", ">\n\n“Hey, I’ve seen this one! I’ve seen this one! This is a classic!”", ">\n\nWhat do you mean you’ve seen it, it’s brand new?", ">\n\nWhat’s a rerun?", ">\n\nWhat are you doing step-ship!?", ">\n\nIt doesn't take much with you people.", ">\n\nAhaa but you got the referrence still! 😆", ">\n\nNot again.", ">\n\nWhat next, a bowl of petunias?", ">\n\ndunno, time to start eating a bat's soup from a chinese wetmarket", ">\n\nAgain!?", ">\n\nHooray! Worldwide commerce meltdown again! Oh, wait, no, that one is bad...", ">\n\nYeah hopefully it gets resolved quick, more supply chain issues are not what we need right now", ">\n\nA quick scan of the article says it doesn't affect traffic.... I know reading isn't fun though.", ">\n\nIt has now been cleared!", ">\n\nDammit, again?", ">\n\nYES! THEY PUT IT BACK!!!", ">\n\nSounds like no one read the article... They were able to get the ship unstuck, and it didn't sound like it caused any blockage. So nothing to worry about, and nothing like the last blockage.", ">\n\nThis should be interesting, 2023 off to a good start :)", ">\n\nLooks like a lousy remake of couple of previous years...", ">\n\nI've already seen this season.", ">\n\n2023 writers getting lazy now.", ">\n\nI feel like I’ve heard this somewhere before…", ">\n\nIt has been resolved already: source", ">\n\nIt got up and left, why is everyone confused?", ">\n\nNobody asked for a sequel to Attack of the Crab Monsters (1957).", ">\n\nImagine the captains face right now though. Just think. They all hope it won't be them, but it had to be someone.", ">\n\nHave we even recover from the last?", ">\n\nI already saw this episode…", ">\n\nLet's gooooo.", ">\n\n*again", ">\n\nWell this year is off to a GREAT start.", ">\n\nI’lll just leave this here.", ">\n\nThank you", ">\n\na.s.h.w.g.a.", ">\n\n\"All we had to do was follow the damn train CJ\"", ">\n\nGreat, now I will have to wait even longer for my container full of rubber dog poo", ">\n\nThis new is breaking!", ">\n\nDeja Vu anyone?", ">\n\nAgain?", ">\n\nNot again", ">\n\n:( why did it have to be a Ukrainian grain ship … they need the god damn money and the world needs their god damn grain .", ">\n\nAnd why does China need Ukrainian grain?", ">\n\nSo people dont starve ?", ">\n\nI didn't realize that such a massive industrial country as China needs grain import to not starve.", ">\n\nCombined ukraine and russia i believe grow 80% of the worlds grain .", ">\n\nFrom the article: “It is currently unclear to what extent canal traffic is affected.”\nPretty sure that means it is badly affected.", ">\n\nAlso from the article:\n\nCanal traffic is unaffected, the canal authority's chairman Osama Rabie said.", ">\n\nIm not even lying, they changed/updated the article and now its 4x as long with much more info. Thanks." ]

[ "Here we go again...\nWhat do we do with a drunken sailor? What do we do we do with a drunken sailor? What do we do with a drunken sailor, early in the morning?", ">\n\nThrow em in the brig until they're sober", ">\n\nFeed 'em to the hungry rats for dinner.", ">\n\nAnd this is why I'll need to listen to the Drunken Whaler on repeat for some amount of time.", ">\n\nBetween this and the other things happening around the world it's like watching the events of the past 2-3 years replaying themselves.", ">\n\n\n\nSuez Canal blocked by a cargo ship ✅\n\n\nA high number of contagious tourists coming in from China ✅\n\n\nA defeated president's supporters storm a country's government buildings ✅\n\n\nYep, sounds familiar alright.", ">\n\nHistory repeats, no one learns from the past.", ">\n\nI just heard someone say, \"History doesn't repeat itself, but it does rhyme.\"", ">\n\nTime is a circle from a view except it's more like a staircase. And there's a shake at certain parts. \nHating the trudge upwards and always going around.", ">\n\nVonnegut or mcconaughey?", ">\n\n\"Canal traffic is unaffected, the canal authority's chairman Osama Rabie said.\"", ">\n\nCanal authority is what I call it when my wife bosses me around", ">\n\nNot again.", ">\n\nWhat next, a bowl of petunias?", ">\n\nWhat are you doing step-ship!?", ">\n\nI just need a quick tug.", ">\n\nHooray! Worldwide commerce meltdown again! Oh, wait, no, that one is bad...", ">\n\nSorry, no raises this year because that global thing that happened for a couple of days\n-Corporations", ">\n\nAlso, all of the products and services that aren't significantly impacted are going to receive price hikes regardless- which will stick around well-after the supply chain has normalized. Our ~~suckers~~ customers ~~are too dumb to notice~~ understand that our products and services have great value and we're always doing our best to stay competitive with the other sociopaths in the price-fixed industry.", ">\n\nDammit, again?", ">\n\n“Hey, I’ve seen this one! I’ve seen this one! This is a classic!”", ">\n\nAgain!?", ">\n\nYES! THEY PUT IT BACK!!!", ">\n\nImagine the captains face right now though. Just think. They all hope it won't be them, but it had to be someone.", ">\n\nI've already seen this season.", ">\n\n2023 writers getting lazy now.", ">\n\nI feel like I’ve heard this somewhere before…", ">\n\n:( why did it have to be a Ukrainian grain ship … they need the god damn money and the world needs their god damn grain .", ">\n\nAnd why does China need Ukrainian grain?", ">\n\nI’lll just leave this here.", ">\n\nThank you", ">\n\na.s.h.w.g.a.", ">\n\nThis should be interesting, 2023 off to a good start :)", ">\n\nLooks like a lousy remake of couple of previous years...", ">\n\nHave we even recover from the last?", ">\n\nI already saw this episode…", ">\n\nLet's gooooo.", ">\n\nThese idiots can't captain ships for shit", ">\n\nFrom the article: “It is currently unclear to what extent canal traffic is affected.”\nPretty sure that means it is badly affected.", ">\n\nAlso from the article:\n\nCanal traffic is unaffected, the canal authority's chairman Osama Rabie said.", ">\n\nIm not even lying, they changed/updated the article and now its 4x as long with much more info. Thanks.", ">\n\nI actually thought something like that happened. I don't think you're lying! I mean, that would be a weird thing to lie about.", ">\n\nFor f sake can the US just pay Egypt to build a fing second line already. Pretty sure the US could have paid Egypt to build 12 canals from the last wreck and now here we are again. Seriously Egypt doesn't have the money so just pay for it already so we don't have months long shipping crisis every year.", ">\n\nThis ignores both the history of the existing canal and the current megaprojects unfolding in egypt", ">\n\nWe've got another one, folks! 🎉🎉🎉🎉 (On a serious note, FOR FUCK'S SAKE!)", ">\n\nOh god please, Not again.", ">\n\nI bet my new tote bag was on there.", ">\n\nOn a ship carrying grain from Ukraine to China?", ">\n\n\nCanal traffic is unaffected, the canal authority's chairman Osama Rabie said.", ">\n\nIt’s like deja vu all over again.", ">\n\nAgain?", ">\n\nJesus, not again.", ">\n\noh no... not again.", ">\n\nhaha, yes!\nround 2", ">\n\nOkay, who decided to put history on loop?", ">\n\nCan anyone linke some radar site for ships? So we can track how \"bad\" it is?", ">\n\nOh no, not again.", ">\n\nLet's gooooo!", ">\n\nWe don’t need no stinkin supply chain!", ">\n\nEvergreen 2?", ">\n\nThis was a good episode of The Truman Show.", ">\n\nUkraine still exporting to China . Unfuckin real", ">\n\nGreat, now I will have to wait even longer for my container full of rubber dog poo", ">\n\nHere we go again...\nWhat do we do with a drunken sailor? What do we do we do with a drunken sailor? What do we do with a drunken sailor, early in the morning?", ">\n\nThrow em in the brig until they're sober", ">\n\nFeed 'em to the hungry rats for dinner.", ">\n\nPut them in bed with the captain's daughter", ">\n\nHave you seen the captain’s daughter (early in the morning)?", ">\n\nSober?", ">\n\nBetween this and the other things happening around the world it's like watching the events of the past 2-3 years replaying themselves.", ">\n\n\n\nShip stuck at the Suez Canal ✅\n\n\nA high number of contagious tourists coming in from China ✅\n\n\nA defeated president's supporters storm a country's government buildings ✅\n\n\nYep, sounds familiar alright.", ">\n\nHistory repeats, no one learns from the past.", ">\n\nI just heard someone say, \"History doesn't repeat itself, but it does rhyme.\"", ">\n\nRepeat Rap Battles of History! \n2020! Vs! 2023!\nBEGIN!", ">\n\nGreat now I gotta go listen to 40 ERBoH videos", ">\n\n\"Canal traffic is unaffected, the canal authority's chairman Osama Rabie said.\"", ">\n\nCanal authority is what I call it when my wife bosses me around", ">\n\nNo that one is without the C", ">\n\nNo, what you mean is when the morning coffee takes control", ">\n\nNot again.", ">\n\nWhat next, a bowl of petunias?", ">\n\n“Hey, I’ve seen this one! I’ve seen this one! This is a classic!”", ">\n\nWhat do you mean you’ve seen it, it’s brand new?", ">\n\nWhat are you doing step-ship!?", ">\n\nI just need a quick tug.", ">\n\nAgain!?", ">\n\nHooray! Worldwide commerce meltdown again! Oh, wait, no, that one is bad...", ">\n\nSorry, no raises this year because that global thing that happened for a couple of days\n-Corporations", ">\n\nAlso, all of the products and services that aren't significantly impacted are going to receive price hikes regardless- which will stick around well-after the supply chain has normalized. Our ~~suckers~~ customers ~~are too dumb to notice~~ understand that our products and services have great value and we're always doing our best to stay competitive with the other sociopaths in the price-fixed industry.", ">\n\nDammit, again?", ">\n\nYES! THEY PUT IT BACK!!!", ">\n\nThis should be interesting, 2023 off to a good start :)", ">\n\nLooks like a lousy remake of couple of previous years...", ">\n\nI've already seen this season.", ">\n\nI feel like I’ve heard this somewhere before…", ">\n\nSounds like no one read the article... They were able to get the ship unstuck, and it didn't sound like it caused any blockage. So nothing to worry about, and nothing like the last blockage.", ">\n\nImagine the captains face right now though. Just think. They all hope it won't be them, but it had to be someone.", ">\n\n2023 writers getting lazy now.", ">\n\nHave we even recover from the last?", ">\n\nI already saw this episode…", ">\n\nIt got up and left, why is everyone confused?", ">\n\nNobody asked for a sequel to Attack of the Crab Monsters (1957).", ">\n\nI’lll just leave this here.", ">\n\nThank you", ">\n\na.s.h.w.g.a.", ">\n\nLet's gooooo.", ">\n\nGreat, now I will have to wait even longer for my container full of rubber dog poo", ">\n\nIt has been resolved already: source", ">\n\nThis new is breaking!", ">\n\n*again", ">\n\nWell this year is off to a GREAT start.", ">\n\n:( why did it have to be a Ukrainian grain ship … they need the god damn money and the world needs their god damn grain .", ">\n\nAnd why does China need Ukrainian grain?", ">\n\nSo people dont starve ?", ">\n\nI didn't realize that such a massive industrial country as China needs grain import to not starve.", ">\n\nFrom the article: “It is currently unclear to what extent canal traffic is affected.”\nPretty sure that means it is badly affected.", ">\n\nAlso from the article:\n\nCanal traffic is unaffected, the canal authority's chairman Osama Rabie said.", ">\n\nIm not even lying, they changed/updated the article and now its 4x as long with much more info. Thanks.", ">\n\nI actually thought something like that happened. I don't think you're lying! I mean, that would be a weird thing to lie about.", ">\n\nThese idiots can't captain ships for shit", ">\n\nUkraine still exporting to China . Unfuckin real", ">\n\nFor f sake can the US just pay Egypt to build a fing second line already. Pretty sure the US could have paid Egypt to build 12 canals from the last wreck and now here we are again. Seriously Egypt doesn't have the money so just pay for it already so we don't have months long shipping crisis every year.", ">\n\nThis ignores both the history of the existing canal and the current megaprojects unfolding in egypt", ">\n\nWe've got another one, folks! 🎉🎉🎉🎉 (On a serious note, FOR FUCK'S SAKE!)", ">\n\nOh god please, Not again.", ">\n\nI bet my new tote bag was on there.", ">\n\nOn a ship carrying grain from Ukraine to China?", ">\n\n\nCanal traffic is unaffected, the canal authority's chairman Osama Rabie said.", ">\n\nIt’s like deja vu all over again.", ">\n\nAgain?", ">\n\nJesus, not again.", ">\n\noh no... not again.", ">\n\nhaha, yes!\nround 2", ">\n\nOkay, who decided to put history on loop?", ">\n\nCan anyone linke some radar site for ships? So we can track how \"bad\" it is?", ">\n\nOh no, not again.", ">\n\nLet's gooooo!", ">\n\nWe don’t need no stinkin supply chain!", ">\n\nEvergreen 2?", ">\n\nThis was a good episode of The Truman Show.", ">\n\nDe ja vu", ">\n\nLooks like they'll have to make it even wider for the influx of inexperienced shipping crews in the industry.", ">\n\nDeja Vu anyone?", ">\n\nSeriously, how often does this happens?", ">\n\nAgain?", ">\n\nIt’s even funnier the second time!!", ">\n\nPlease not with my stuff in it. Please.", ">\n\nBetween this and the other things happening around the world it's like watching the events of the past 2-3 years replaying themselves.", ">\n\n\n\nShip stuck at the Suez Canal ✅\n\n\nA high number of contagious tourists coming in from China ✅\n\n\nA defeated president's supporters storm a country's government buildings ✅\n\n\nYep, sounds familiar alright.", ">\n\nHistory repeats, no one learns from the past.", ">\n\nI just heard someone say, \"History doesn't repeat itself, but it does rhyme.\"", ">\n\nTime is a circle from a view except it's more like a staircase. And there's a shake at certain parts. \nHating the trudge upwards and always going around.", ">\n\nVonnegut or mcconaughey?", ">\n\n\"Canal traffic is unaffected, the canal authority's chairman Osama Rabie said.\"", ">\n\nCanal authority is what I call it when my wife bosses me around", ">\n\nNo that one is without the C", ">\n\nNo, what you mean is when the morning coffee takes control", ">\n\nHere we go again...\nWhat do we do with a drunken sailor? What do we do we do with a drunken sailor? What do we do with a drunken sailor, early in the morning?", ">\n\nThrow em in the brig until they're sober", ">\n\nFeed 'em to the hungry rats for dinner.", ">\n\nPut them in bed with the captain's daughter", ">\n\nHave you seen the captain’s daughter (early in the morning)?", ">\n\nShave his belly with a rusty razor", ">\n\n“Hey, I’ve seen this one! I’ve seen this one! This is a classic!”", ">\n\nWhat do you mean you’ve seen it, it’s brand new?", ">\n\nWhat’s a rerun?", ">\n\nWhat are you doing step-ship!?", ">\n\nIt doesn't take much with you people.", ">\n\nAhaa but you got the referrence still! 😆", ">\n\nNot again.", ">\n\nWhat next, a bowl of petunias?", ">\n\ndunno, time to start eating a bat's soup from a chinese wetmarket", ">\n\nAgain!?", ">\n\nHooray! Worldwide commerce meltdown again! Oh, wait, no, that one is bad...", ">\n\nYeah hopefully it gets resolved quick, more supply chain issues are not what we need right now", ">\n\nA quick scan of the article says it doesn't affect traffic.... I know reading isn't fun though.", ">\n\nIt has now been cleared!", ">\n\nDammit, again?", ">\n\nYES! THEY PUT IT BACK!!!", ">\n\nSounds like no one read the article... They were able to get the ship unstuck, and it didn't sound like it caused any blockage. So nothing to worry about, and nothing like the last blockage.", ">\n\nThis should be interesting, 2023 off to a good start :)", ">\n\nLooks like a lousy remake of couple of previous years...", ">\n\nI've already seen this season.", ">\n\n2023 writers getting lazy now.", ">\n\nI feel like I’ve heard this somewhere before…", ">\n\nIt has been resolved already: source", ">\n\nIt got up and left, why is everyone confused?", ">\n\nNobody asked for a sequel to Attack of the Crab Monsters (1957).", ">\n\nImagine the captains face right now though. Just think. They all hope it won't be them, but it had to be someone.", ">\n\nHave we even recover from the last?", ">\n\nI already saw this episode…", ">\n\nLet's gooooo.", ">\n\n*again", ">\n\nWell this year is off to a GREAT start.", ">\n\nI’lll just leave this here.", ">\n\nThank you", ">\n\na.s.h.w.g.a.", ">\n\n\"All we had to do was follow the damn train CJ\"", ">\n\nGreat, now I will have to wait even longer for my container full of rubber dog poo", ">\n\nThis new is breaking!", ">\n\nDeja Vu anyone?", ">\n\nAgain?", ">\n\nNot again", ">\n\n:( why did it have to be a Ukrainian grain ship … they need the god damn money and the world needs their god damn grain .", ">\n\nAnd why does China need Ukrainian grain?", ">\n\nSo people dont starve ?", ">\n\nI didn't realize that such a massive industrial country as China needs grain import to not starve.", ">\n\nCombined ukraine and russia i believe grow 80% of the worlds grain .", ">\n\nFrom the article: “It is currently unclear to what extent canal traffic is affected.”\nPretty sure that means it is badly affected.", ">\n\nAlso from the article:\n\nCanal traffic is unaffected, the canal authority's chairman Osama Rabie said.", ">\n\nIm not even lying, they changed/updated the article and now its 4x as long with much more info. Thanks.", ">\n\nI actually thought something like that happened. I don't think you're lying! I mean, that would be a weird thing to lie about." ]

[ "Here we go again...\nWhat do we do with a drunken sailor? What do we do we do with a drunken sailor? What do we do with a drunken sailor, early in the morning?", ">\n\nThrow em in the brig until they're sober", ">\n\nFeed 'em to the hungry rats for dinner.", ">\n\nAnd this is why I'll need to listen to the Drunken Whaler on repeat for some amount of time.", ">\n\nBetween this and the other things happening around the world it's like watching the events of the past 2-3 years replaying themselves.", ">\n\n\n\nSuez Canal blocked by a cargo ship ✅\n\n\nA high number of contagious tourists coming in from China ✅\n\n\nA defeated president's supporters storm a country's government buildings ✅\n\n\nYep, sounds familiar alright.", ">\n\nHistory repeats, no one learns from the past.", ">\n\nI just heard someone say, \"History doesn't repeat itself, but it does rhyme.\"", ">\n\nTime is a circle from a view except it's more like a staircase. And there's a shake at certain parts. \nHating the trudge upwards and always going around.", ">\n\nVonnegut or mcconaughey?", ">\n\n\"Canal traffic is unaffected, the canal authority's chairman Osama Rabie said.\"", ">\n\nCanal authority is what I call it when my wife bosses me around", ">\n\nNot again.", ">\n\nWhat next, a bowl of petunias?", ">\n\nWhat are you doing step-ship!?", ">\n\nI just need a quick tug.", ">\n\nHooray! Worldwide commerce meltdown again! Oh, wait, no, that one is bad...", ">\n\nSorry, no raises this year because that global thing that happened for a couple of days\n-Corporations", ">\n\nAlso, all of the products and services that aren't significantly impacted are going to receive price hikes regardless- which will stick around well-after the supply chain has normalized. Our ~~suckers~~ customers ~~are too dumb to notice~~ understand that our products and services have great value and we're always doing our best to stay competitive with the other sociopaths in the price-fixed industry.", ">\n\nDammit, again?", ">\n\n“Hey, I’ve seen this one! I’ve seen this one! This is a classic!”", ">\n\nAgain!?", ">\n\nYES! THEY PUT IT BACK!!!", ">\n\nImagine the captains face right now though. Just think. They all hope it won't be them, but it had to be someone.", ">\n\nI've already seen this season.", ">\n\n2023 writers getting lazy now.", ">\n\nI feel like I’ve heard this somewhere before…", ">\n\n:( why did it have to be a Ukrainian grain ship … they need the god damn money and the world needs their god damn grain .", ">\n\nAnd why does China need Ukrainian grain?", ">\n\nI’lll just leave this here.", ">\n\nThank you", ">\n\na.s.h.w.g.a.", ">\n\nThis should be interesting, 2023 off to a good start :)", ">\n\nLooks like a lousy remake of couple of previous years...", ">\n\nHave we even recover from the last?", ">\n\nI already saw this episode…", ">\n\nLet's gooooo.", ">\n\nThese idiots can't captain ships for shit", ">\n\nFrom the article: “It is currently unclear to what extent canal traffic is affected.”\nPretty sure that means it is badly affected.", ">\n\nAlso from the article:\n\nCanal traffic is unaffected, the canal authority's chairman Osama Rabie said.", ">\n\nIm not even lying, they changed/updated the article and now its 4x as long with much more info. Thanks.", ">\n\nI actually thought something like that happened. I don't think you're lying! I mean, that would be a weird thing to lie about.", ">\n\nFor f sake can the US just pay Egypt to build a fing second line already. Pretty sure the US could have paid Egypt to build 12 canals from the last wreck and now here we are again. Seriously Egypt doesn't have the money so just pay for it already so we don't have months long shipping crisis every year.", ">\n\nThis ignores both the history of the existing canal and the current megaprojects unfolding in egypt", ">\n\nWe've got another one, folks! 🎉🎉🎉🎉 (On a serious note, FOR FUCK'S SAKE!)", ">\n\nOh god please, Not again.", ">\n\nI bet my new tote bag was on there.", ">\n\nOn a ship carrying grain from Ukraine to China?", ">\n\n\nCanal traffic is unaffected, the canal authority's chairman Osama Rabie said.", ">\n\nIt’s like deja vu all over again.", ">\n\nAgain?", ">\n\nJesus, not again.", ">\n\noh no... not again.", ">\n\nhaha, yes!\nround 2", ">\n\nOkay, who decided to put history on loop?", ">\n\nCan anyone linke some radar site for ships? So we can track how \"bad\" it is?", ">\n\nOh no, not again.", ">\n\nLet's gooooo!", ">\n\nWe don’t need no stinkin supply chain!", ">\n\nEvergreen 2?", ">\n\nThis was a good episode of The Truman Show.", ">\n\nUkraine still exporting to China . Unfuckin real", ">\n\nGreat, now I will have to wait even longer for my container full of rubber dog poo", ">\n\nHere we go again...\nWhat do we do with a drunken sailor? What do we do we do with a drunken sailor? What do we do with a drunken sailor, early in the morning?", ">\n\nThrow em in the brig until they're sober", ">\n\nFeed 'em to the hungry rats for dinner.", ">\n\nPut them in bed with the captain's daughter", ">\n\nHave you seen the captain’s daughter (early in the morning)?", ">\n\nSober?", ">\n\nBetween this and the other things happening around the world it's like watching the events of the past 2-3 years replaying themselves.", ">\n\n\n\nShip stuck at the Suez Canal ✅\n\n\nA high number of contagious tourists coming in from China ✅\n\n\nA defeated president's supporters storm a country's government buildings ✅\n\n\nYep, sounds familiar alright.", ">\n\nHistory repeats, no one learns from the past.", ">\n\nI just heard someone say, \"History doesn't repeat itself, but it does rhyme.\"", ">\n\nRepeat Rap Battles of History! \n2020! Vs! 2023!\nBEGIN!", ">\n\nGreat now I gotta go listen to 40 ERBoH videos", ">\n\n\"Canal traffic is unaffected, the canal authority's chairman Osama Rabie said.\"", ">\n\nCanal authority is what I call it when my wife bosses me around", ">\n\nNo that one is without the C", ">\n\nNo, what you mean is when the morning coffee takes control", ">\n\nNot again.", ">\n\nWhat next, a bowl of petunias?", ">\n\n“Hey, I’ve seen this one! I’ve seen this one! This is a classic!”", ">\n\nWhat do you mean you’ve seen it, it’s brand new?", ">\n\nWhat are you doing step-ship!?", ">\n\nI just need a quick tug.", ">\n\nAgain!?", ">\n\nHooray! Worldwide commerce meltdown again! Oh, wait, no, that one is bad...", ">\n\nSorry, no raises this year because that global thing that happened for a couple of days\n-Corporations", ">\n\nAlso, all of the products and services that aren't significantly impacted are going to receive price hikes regardless- which will stick around well-after the supply chain has normalized. Our ~~suckers~~ customers ~~are too dumb to notice~~ understand that our products and services have great value and we're always doing our best to stay competitive with the other sociopaths in the price-fixed industry.", ">\n\nDammit, again?", ">\n\nYES! THEY PUT IT BACK!!!", ">\n\nThis should be interesting, 2023 off to a good start :)", ">\n\nLooks like a lousy remake of couple of previous years...", ">\n\nI've already seen this season.", ">\n\nI feel like I’ve heard this somewhere before…", ">\n\nSounds like no one read the article... They were able to get the ship unstuck, and it didn't sound like it caused any blockage. So nothing to worry about, and nothing like the last blockage.", ">\n\nImagine the captains face right now though. Just think. They all hope it won't be them, but it had to be someone.", ">\n\n2023 writers getting lazy now.", ">\n\nHave we even recover from the last?", ">\n\nI already saw this episode…", ">\n\nIt got up and left, why is everyone confused?", ">\n\nNobody asked for a sequel to Attack of the Crab Monsters (1957).", ">\n\nI’lll just leave this here.", ">\n\nThank you", ">\n\na.s.h.w.g.a.", ">\n\nLet's gooooo.", ">\n\nGreat, now I will have to wait even longer for my container full of rubber dog poo", ">\n\nIt has been resolved already: source", ">\n\nThis new is breaking!", ">\n\n*again", ">\n\nWell this year is off to a GREAT start.", ">\n\n:( why did it have to be a Ukrainian grain ship … they need the god damn money and the world needs their god damn grain .", ">\n\nAnd why does China need Ukrainian grain?", ">\n\nSo people dont starve ?", ">\n\nI didn't realize that such a massive industrial country as China needs grain import to not starve.", ">\n\nFrom the article: “It is currently unclear to what extent canal traffic is affected.”\nPretty sure that means it is badly affected.", ">\n\nAlso from the article:\n\nCanal traffic is unaffected, the canal authority's chairman Osama Rabie said.", ">\n\nIm not even lying, they changed/updated the article and now its 4x as long with much more info. Thanks.", ">\n\nI actually thought something like that happened. I don't think you're lying! I mean, that would be a weird thing to lie about.", ">\n\nThese idiots can't captain ships for shit", ">\n\nUkraine still exporting to China . Unfuckin real", ">\n\nFor f sake can the US just pay Egypt to build a fing second line already. Pretty sure the US could have paid Egypt to build 12 canals from the last wreck and now here we are again. Seriously Egypt doesn't have the money so just pay for it already so we don't have months long shipping crisis every year.", ">\n\nThis ignores both the history of the existing canal and the current megaprojects unfolding in egypt", ">\n\nWe've got another one, folks! 🎉🎉🎉🎉 (On a serious note, FOR FUCK'S SAKE!)", ">\n\nOh god please, Not again.", ">\n\nI bet my new tote bag was on there.", ">\n\nOn a ship carrying grain from Ukraine to China?", ">\n\n\nCanal traffic is unaffected, the canal authority's chairman Osama Rabie said.", ">\n\nIt’s like deja vu all over again.", ">\n\nAgain?", ">\n\nJesus, not again.", ">\n\noh no... not again.", ">\n\nhaha, yes!\nround 2", ">\n\nOkay, who decided to put history on loop?", ">\n\nCan anyone linke some radar site for ships? So we can track how \"bad\" it is?", ">\n\nOh no, not again.", ">\n\nLet's gooooo!", ">\n\nWe don’t need no stinkin supply chain!", ">\n\nEvergreen 2?", ">\n\nThis was a good episode of The Truman Show.", ">\n\nDe ja vu", ">\n\nLooks like they'll have to make it even wider for the influx of inexperienced shipping crews in the industry.", ">\n\nDeja Vu anyone?", ">\n\nSeriously, how often does this happens?", ">\n\nAgain?", ">\n\nIt’s even funnier the second time!!", ">\n\nPlease not with my stuff in it. Please.", ">\n\nBetween this and the other things happening around the world it's like watching the events of the past 2-3 years replaying themselves.", ">\n\n\n\nShip stuck at the Suez Canal ✅\n\n\nA high number of contagious tourists coming in from China ✅\n\n\nA defeated president's supporters storm a country's government buildings ✅\n\n\nYep, sounds familiar alright.", ">\n\nHistory repeats, no one learns from the past.", ">\n\nI just heard someone say, \"History doesn't repeat itself, but it does rhyme.\"", ">\n\nTime is a circle from a view except it's more like a staircase. And there's a shake at certain parts. \nHating the trudge upwards and always going around.", ">\n\nVonnegut or mcconaughey?", ">\n\n\"Canal traffic is unaffected, the canal authority's chairman Osama Rabie said.\"", ">\n\nCanal authority is what I call it when my wife bosses me around", ">\n\nNo that one is without the C", ">\n\nNo, what you mean is when the morning coffee takes control", ">\n\nHere we go again...\nWhat do we do with a drunken sailor? What do we do we do with a drunken sailor? What do we do with a drunken sailor, early in the morning?", ">\n\nThrow em in the brig until they're sober", ">\n\nFeed 'em to the hungry rats for dinner.", ">\n\nPut them in bed with the captain's daughter", ">\n\nHave you seen the captain’s daughter (early in the morning)?", ">\n\nShave his belly with a rusty razor", ">\n\n“Hey, I’ve seen this one! I’ve seen this one! This is a classic!”", ">\n\nWhat do you mean you’ve seen it, it’s brand new?", ">\n\nWhat’s a rerun?", ">\n\nWhat are you doing step-ship!?", ">\n\nIt doesn't take much with you people.", ">\n\nAhaa but you got the referrence still! 😆", ">\n\nNot again.", ">\n\nWhat next, a bowl of petunias?", ">\n\ndunno, time to start eating a bat's soup from a chinese wetmarket", ">\n\nAgain!?", ">\n\nHooray! Worldwide commerce meltdown again! Oh, wait, no, that one is bad...", ">\n\nYeah hopefully it gets resolved quick, more supply chain issues are not what we need right now", ">\n\nA quick scan of the article says it doesn't affect traffic.... I know reading isn't fun though.", ">\n\nIt has now been cleared!", ">\n\nDammit, again?", ">\n\nYES! THEY PUT IT BACK!!!", ">\n\nSounds like no one read the article... They were able to get the ship unstuck, and it didn't sound like it caused any blockage. So nothing to worry about, and nothing like the last blockage.", ">\n\nThis should be interesting, 2023 off to a good start :)", ">\n\nLooks like a lousy remake of couple of previous years...", ">\n\nI've already seen this season.", ">\n\n2023 writers getting lazy now.", ">\n\nI feel like I’ve heard this somewhere before…", ">\n\nIt has been resolved already: source", ">\n\nIt got up and left, why is everyone confused?", ">\n\nNobody asked for a sequel to Attack of the Crab Monsters (1957).", ">\n\nImagine the captains face right now though. Just think. They all hope it won't be them, but it had to be someone.", ">\n\nHave we even recover from the last?", ">\n\nI already saw this episode…", ">\n\nLet's gooooo.", ">\n\n*again", ">\n\nWell this year is off to a GREAT start.", ">\n\nI’lll just leave this here.", ">\n\nThank you", ">\n\na.s.h.w.g.a.", ">\n\n\"All we had to do was follow the damn train CJ\"", ">\n\nGreat, now I will have to wait even longer for my container full of rubber dog poo", ">\n\nThis new is breaking!", ">\n\nDeja Vu anyone?", ">\n\nAgain?", ">\n\nNot again", ">\n\n:( why did it have to be a Ukrainian grain ship … they need the god damn money and the world needs their god damn grain .", ">\n\nAnd why does China need Ukrainian grain?", ">\n\nSo people dont starve ?", ">\n\nI didn't realize that such a massive industrial country as China needs grain import to not starve.", ">\n\nCombined ukraine and russia i believe grow 80% of the worlds grain .", ">\n\nFrom the article: “It is currently unclear to what extent canal traffic is affected.”\nPretty sure that means it is badly affected.", ">\n\nAlso from the article:\n\nCanal traffic is unaffected, the canal authority's chairman Osama Rabie said.", ">\n\nIm not even lying, they changed/updated the article and now its 4x as long with much more info. Thanks.", ">\n\nI actually thought something like that happened. I don't think you're lying! I mean, that would be a weird thing to lie about.", ">\n\nThese idiots can't captain ships for shit" ]

[ "Here we go again...\nWhat do we do with a drunken sailor? What do we do we do with a drunken sailor? What do we do with a drunken sailor, early in the morning?", ">\n\nThrow em in the brig until they're sober", ">\n\nFeed 'em to the hungry rats for dinner.", ">\n\nAnd this is why I'll need to listen to the Drunken Whaler on repeat for some amount of time.", ">\n\nBetween this and the other things happening around the world it's like watching the events of the past 2-3 years replaying themselves.", ">\n\n\n\nSuez Canal blocked by a cargo ship ✅\n\n\nA high number of contagious tourists coming in from China ✅\n\n\nA defeated president's supporters storm a country's government buildings ✅\n\n\nYep, sounds familiar alright.", ">\n\nHistory repeats, no one learns from the past.", ">\n\nI just heard someone say, \"History doesn't repeat itself, but it does rhyme.\"", ">\n\nTime is a circle from a view except it's more like a staircase. And there's a shake at certain parts. \nHating the trudge upwards and always going around.", ">\n\nVonnegut or mcconaughey?", ">\n\n\"Canal traffic is unaffected, the canal authority's chairman Osama Rabie said.\"", ">\n\nCanal authority is what I call it when my wife bosses me around", ">\n\nNot again.", ">\n\nWhat next, a bowl of petunias?", ">\n\nWhat are you doing step-ship!?", ">\n\nI just need a quick tug.", ">\n\nHooray! Worldwide commerce meltdown again! Oh, wait, no, that one is bad...", ">\n\nSorry, no raises this year because that global thing that happened for a couple of days\n-Corporations", ">\n\nAlso, all of the products and services that aren't significantly impacted are going to receive price hikes regardless- which will stick around well-after the supply chain has normalized. Our ~~suckers~~ customers ~~are too dumb to notice~~ understand that our products and services have great value and we're always doing our best to stay competitive with the other sociopaths in the price-fixed industry.", ">\n\nDammit, again?", ">\n\n“Hey, I’ve seen this one! I’ve seen this one! This is a classic!”", ">\n\nAgain!?", ">\n\nYES! THEY PUT IT BACK!!!", ">\n\nImagine the captains face right now though. Just think. They all hope it won't be them, but it had to be someone.", ">\n\nI've already seen this season.", ">\n\n2023 writers getting lazy now.", ">\n\nI feel like I’ve heard this somewhere before…", ">\n\n:( why did it have to be a Ukrainian grain ship … they need the god damn money and the world needs their god damn grain .", ">\n\nAnd why does China need Ukrainian grain?", ">\n\nI’lll just leave this here.", ">\n\nThank you", ">\n\na.s.h.w.g.a.", ">\n\nThis should be interesting, 2023 off to a good start :)", ">\n\nLooks like a lousy remake of couple of previous years...", ">\n\nHave we even recover from the last?", ">\n\nI already saw this episode…", ">\n\nLet's gooooo.", ">\n\nThese idiots can't captain ships for shit", ">\n\nFrom the article: “It is currently unclear to what extent canal traffic is affected.”\nPretty sure that means it is badly affected.", ">\n\nAlso from the article:\n\nCanal traffic is unaffected, the canal authority's chairman Osama Rabie said.", ">\n\nIm not even lying, they changed/updated the article and now its 4x as long with much more info. Thanks.", ">\n\nI actually thought something like that happened. I don't think you're lying! I mean, that would be a weird thing to lie about.", ">\n\nFor f sake can the US just pay Egypt to build a fing second line already. Pretty sure the US could have paid Egypt to build 12 canals from the last wreck and now here we are again. Seriously Egypt doesn't have the money so just pay for it already so we don't have months long shipping crisis every year.", ">\n\nThis ignores both the history of the existing canal and the current megaprojects unfolding in egypt", ">\n\nWe've got another one, folks! 🎉🎉🎉🎉 (On a serious note, FOR FUCK'S SAKE!)", ">\n\nOh god please, Not again.", ">\n\nI bet my new tote bag was on there.", ">\n\nOn a ship carrying grain from Ukraine to China?", ">\n\n\nCanal traffic is unaffected, the canal authority's chairman Osama Rabie said.", ">\n\nIt’s like deja vu all over again.", ">\n\nAgain?", ">\n\nJesus, not again.", ">\n\noh no... not again.", ">\n\nhaha, yes!\nround 2", ">\n\nOkay, who decided to put history on loop?", ">\n\nCan anyone linke some radar site for ships? So we can track how \"bad\" it is?", ">\n\nOh no, not again.", ">\n\nLet's gooooo!", ">\n\nWe don’t need no stinkin supply chain!", ">\n\nEvergreen 2?", ">\n\nThis was a good episode of The Truman Show.", ">\n\nUkraine still exporting to China . Unfuckin real", ">\n\nGreat, now I will have to wait even longer for my container full of rubber dog poo", ">\n\nHere we go again...\nWhat do we do with a drunken sailor? What do we do we do with a drunken sailor? What do we do with a drunken sailor, early in the morning?", ">\n\nThrow em in the brig until they're sober", ">\n\nFeed 'em to the hungry rats for dinner.", ">\n\nPut them in bed with the captain's daughter", ">\n\nHave you seen the captain’s daughter (early in the morning)?", ">\n\nSober?", ">\n\nBetween this and the other things happening around the world it's like watching the events of the past 2-3 years replaying themselves.", ">\n\n\n\nShip stuck at the Suez Canal ✅\n\n\nA high number of contagious tourists coming in from China ✅\n\n\nA defeated president's supporters storm a country's government buildings ✅\n\n\nYep, sounds familiar alright.", ">\n\nHistory repeats, no one learns from the past.", ">\n\nI just heard someone say, \"History doesn't repeat itself, but it does rhyme.\"", ">\n\nRepeat Rap Battles of History! \n2020! Vs! 2023!\nBEGIN!", ">\n\nGreat now I gotta go listen to 40 ERBoH videos", ">\n\n\"Canal traffic is unaffected, the canal authority's chairman Osama Rabie said.\"", ">\n\nCanal authority is what I call it when my wife bosses me around", ">\n\nNo that one is without the C", ">\n\nNo, what you mean is when the morning coffee takes control", ">\n\nNot again.", ">\n\nWhat next, a bowl of petunias?", ">\n\n“Hey, I’ve seen this one! I’ve seen this one! This is a classic!”", ">\n\nWhat do you mean you’ve seen it, it’s brand new?", ">\n\nWhat are you doing step-ship!?", ">\n\nI just need a quick tug.", ">\n\nAgain!?", ">\n\nHooray! Worldwide commerce meltdown again! Oh, wait, no, that one is bad...", ">\n\nSorry, no raises this year because that global thing that happened for a couple of days\n-Corporations", ">\n\nAlso, all of the products and services that aren't significantly impacted are going to receive price hikes regardless- which will stick around well-after the supply chain has normalized. Our ~~suckers~~ customers ~~are too dumb to notice~~ understand that our products and services have great value and we're always doing our best to stay competitive with the other sociopaths in the price-fixed industry.", ">\n\nDammit, again?", ">\n\nYES! THEY PUT IT BACK!!!", ">\n\nThis should be interesting, 2023 off to a good start :)", ">\n\nLooks like a lousy remake of couple of previous years...", ">\n\nI've already seen this season.", ">\n\nI feel like I’ve heard this somewhere before…", ">\n\nSounds like no one read the article... They were able to get the ship unstuck, and it didn't sound like it caused any blockage. So nothing to worry about, and nothing like the last blockage.", ">\n\nImagine the captains face right now though. Just think. They all hope it won't be them, but it had to be someone.", ">\n\n2023 writers getting lazy now.", ">\n\nHave we even recover from the last?", ">\n\nI already saw this episode…", ">\n\nIt got up and left, why is everyone confused?", ">\n\nNobody asked for a sequel to Attack of the Crab Monsters (1957).", ">\n\nI’lll just leave this here.", ">\n\nThank you", ">\n\na.s.h.w.g.a.", ">\n\nLet's gooooo.", ">\n\nGreat, now I will have to wait even longer for my container full of rubber dog poo", ">\n\nIt has been resolved already: source", ">\n\nThis new is breaking!", ">\n\n*again", ">\n\nWell this year is off to a GREAT start.", ">\n\n:( why did it have to be a Ukrainian grain ship … they need the god damn money and the world needs their god damn grain .", ">\n\nAnd why does China need Ukrainian grain?", ">\n\nSo people dont starve ?", ">\n\nI didn't realize that such a massive industrial country as China needs grain import to not starve.", ">\n\nFrom the article: “It is currently unclear to what extent canal traffic is affected.”\nPretty sure that means it is badly affected.", ">\n\nAlso from the article:\n\nCanal traffic is unaffected, the canal authority's chairman Osama Rabie said.", ">\n\nIm not even lying, they changed/updated the article and now its 4x as long with much more info. Thanks.", ">\n\nI actually thought something like that happened. I don't think you're lying! I mean, that would be a weird thing to lie about.", ">\n\nThese idiots can't captain ships for shit", ">\n\nUkraine still exporting to China . Unfuckin real", ">\n\nFor f sake can the US just pay Egypt to build a fing second line already. Pretty sure the US could have paid Egypt to build 12 canals from the last wreck and now here we are again. Seriously Egypt doesn't have the money so just pay for it already so we don't have months long shipping crisis every year.", ">\n\nThis ignores both the history of the existing canal and the current megaprojects unfolding in egypt", ">\n\nWe've got another one, folks! 🎉🎉🎉🎉 (On a serious note, FOR FUCK'S SAKE!)", ">\n\nOh god please, Not again.", ">\n\nI bet my new tote bag was on there.", ">\n\nOn a ship carrying grain from Ukraine to China?", ">\n\n\nCanal traffic is unaffected, the canal authority's chairman Osama Rabie said.", ">\n\nIt’s like deja vu all over again.", ">\n\nAgain?", ">\n\nJesus, not again.", ">\n\noh no... not again.", ">\n\nhaha, yes!\nround 2", ">\n\nOkay, who decided to put history on loop?", ">\n\nCan anyone linke some radar site for ships? So we can track how \"bad\" it is?", ">\n\nOh no, not again.", ">\n\nLet's gooooo!", ">\n\nWe don’t need no stinkin supply chain!", ">\n\nEvergreen 2?", ">\n\nThis was a good episode of The Truman Show.", ">\n\nDe ja vu", ">\n\nLooks like they'll have to make it even wider for the influx of inexperienced shipping crews in the industry.", ">\n\nDeja Vu anyone?", ">\n\nSeriously, how often does this happens?", ">\n\nAgain?", ">\n\nIt’s even funnier the second time!!", ">\n\nPlease not with my stuff in it. Please.", ">\n\nBetween this and the other things happening around the world it's like watching the events of the past 2-3 years replaying themselves.", ">\n\n\n\nShip stuck at the Suez Canal ✅\n\n\nA high number of contagious tourists coming in from China ✅\n\n\nA defeated president's supporters storm a country's government buildings ✅\n\n\nYep, sounds familiar alright.", ">\n\nHistory repeats, no one learns from the past.", ">\n\nI just heard someone say, \"History doesn't repeat itself, but it does rhyme.\"", ">\n\nTime is a circle from a view except it's more like a staircase. And there's a shake at certain parts. \nHating the trudge upwards and always going around.", ">\n\nVonnegut or mcconaughey?", ">\n\n\"Canal traffic is unaffected, the canal authority's chairman Osama Rabie said.\"", ">\n\nCanal authority is what I call it when my wife bosses me around", ">\n\nNo that one is without the C", ">\n\nNo, what you mean is when the morning coffee takes control", ">\n\nHere we go again...\nWhat do we do with a drunken sailor? What do we do we do with a drunken sailor? What do we do with a drunken sailor, early in the morning?", ">\n\nThrow em in the brig until they're sober", ">\n\nFeed 'em to the hungry rats for dinner.", ">\n\nPut them in bed with the captain's daughter", ">\n\nHave you seen the captain’s daughter (early in the morning)?", ">\n\nShave his belly with a rusty razor", ">\n\n“Hey, I’ve seen this one! I’ve seen this one! This is a classic!”", ">\n\nWhat do you mean you’ve seen it, it’s brand new?", ">\n\nWhat’s a rerun?", ">\n\nWhat are you doing step-ship!?", ">\n\nIt doesn't take much with you people.", ">\n\nAhaa but you got the referrence still! 😆", ">\n\nNot again.", ">\n\nWhat next, a bowl of petunias?", ">\n\ndunno, time to start eating a bat's soup from a chinese wetmarket", ">\n\nAgain!?", ">\n\nHooray! Worldwide commerce meltdown again! Oh, wait, no, that one is bad...", ">\n\nYeah hopefully it gets resolved quick, more supply chain issues are not what we need right now", ">\n\nA quick scan of the article says it doesn't affect traffic.... I know reading isn't fun though.", ">\n\nIt has now been cleared!", ">\n\nDammit, again?", ">\n\nYES! THEY PUT IT BACK!!!", ">\n\nSounds like no one read the article... They were able to get the ship unstuck, and it didn't sound like it caused any blockage. So nothing to worry about, and nothing like the last blockage.", ">\n\nThis should be interesting, 2023 off to a good start :)", ">\n\nLooks like a lousy remake of couple of previous years...", ">\n\nI've already seen this season.", ">\n\n2023 writers getting lazy now.", ">\n\nI feel like I’ve heard this somewhere before…", ">\n\nIt has been resolved already: source", ">\n\nIt got up and left, why is everyone confused?", ">\n\nNobody asked for a sequel to Attack of the Crab Monsters (1957).", ">\n\nImagine the captains face right now though. Just think. They all hope it won't be them, but it had to be someone.", ">\n\nHave we even recover from the last?", ">\n\nI already saw this episode…", ">\n\nLet's gooooo.", ">\n\n*again", ">\n\nWell this year is off to a GREAT start.", ">\n\nI’lll just leave this here.", ">\n\nThank you", ">\n\na.s.h.w.g.a.", ">\n\n\"All we had to do was follow the damn train CJ\"", ">\n\nGreat, now I will have to wait even longer for my container full of rubber dog poo", ">\n\nThis new is breaking!", ">\n\nDeja Vu anyone?", ">\n\nAgain?", ">\n\nNot again", ">\n\n:( why did it have to be a Ukrainian grain ship … they need the god damn money and the world needs their god damn grain .", ">\n\nAnd why does China need Ukrainian grain?", ">\n\nSo people dont starve ?", ">\n\nI didn't realize that such a massive industrial country as China needs grain import to not starve.", ">\n\nCombined ukraine and russia i believe grow 80% of the worlds grain .", ">\n\nFrom the article: “It is currently unclear to what extent canal traffic is affected.”\nPretty sure that means it is badly affected.", ">\n\nAlso from the article:\n\nCanal traffic is unaffected, the canal authority's chairman Osama Rabie said.", ">\n\nIm not even lying, they changed/updated the article and now its 4x as long with much more info. Thanks.", ">\n\nI actually thought something like that happened. I don't think you're lying! I mean, that would be a weird thing to lie about.", ">\n\nThese idiots can't captain ships for shit", ">\n\nUkraine still exporting to China . Unfuckin real" ]

[ "Here we go again...\nWhat do we do with a drunken sailor? What do we do we do with a drunken sailor? What do we do with a drunken sailor, early in the morning?", ">\n\nThrow em in the brig until they're sober", ">\n\nFeed 'em to the hungry rats for dinner.", ">\n\nAnd this is why I'll need to listen to the Drunken Whaler on repeat for some amount of time.", ">\n\nBetween this and the other things happening around the world it's like watching the events of the past 2-3 years replaying themselves.", ">\n\n\n\nSuez Canal blocked by a cargo ship ✅\n\n\nA high number of contagious tourists coming in from China ✅\n\n\nA defeated president's supporters storm a country's government buildings ✅\n\n\nYep, sounds familiar alright.", ">\n\nHistory repeats, no one learns from the past.", ">\n\nI just heard someone say, \"History doesn't repeat itself, but it does rhyme.\"", ">\n\nTime is a circle from a view except it's more like a staircase. And there's a shake at certain parts. \nHating the trudge upwards and always going around.", ">\n\nVonnegut or mcconaughey?", ">\n\n\"Canal traffic is unaffected, the canal authority's chairman Osama Rabie said.\"", ">\n\nCanal authority is what I call it when my wife bosses me around", ">\n\nNot again.", ">\n\nWhat next, a bowl of petunias?", ">\n\nWhat are you doing step-ship!?", ">\n\nI just need a quick tug.", ">\n\nHooray! Worldwide commerce meltdown again! Oh, wait, no, that one is bad...", ">\n\nSorry, no raises this year because that global thing that happened for a couple of days\n-Corporations", ">\n\nAlso, all of the products and services that aren't significantly impacted are going to receive price hikes regardless- which will stick around well-after the supply chain has normalized. Our ~~suckers~~ customers ~~are too dumb to notice~~ understand that our products and services have great value and we're always doing our best to stay competitive with the other sociopaths in the price-fixed industry.", ">\n\nDammit, again?", ">\n\n“Hey, I’ve seen this one! I’ve seen this one! This is a classic!”", ">\n\nAgain!?", ">\n\nYES! THEY PUT IT BACK!!!", ">\n\nImagine the captains face right now though. Just think. They all hope it won't be them, but it had to be someone.", ">\n\nI've already seen this season.", ">\n\n2023 writers getting lazy now.", ">\n\nI feel like I’ve heard this somewhere before…", ">\n\n:( why did it have to be a Ukrainian grain ship … they need the god damn money and the world needs their god damn grain .", ">\n\nAnd why does China need Ukrainian grain?", ">\n\nI’lll just leave this here.", ">\n\nThank you", ">\n\na.s.h.w.g.a.", ">\n\nThis should be interesting, 2023 off to a good start :)", ">\n\nLooks like a lousy remake of couple of previous years...", ">\n\nHave we even recover from the last?", ">\n\nI already saw this episode…", ">\n\nLet's gooooo.", ">\n\nThese idiots can't captain ships for shit", ">\n\nFrom the article: “It is currently unclear to what extent canal traffic is affected.”\nPretty sure that means it is badly affected.", ">\n\nAlso from the article:\n\nCanal traffic is unaffected, the canal authority's chairman Osama Rabie said.", ">\n\nIm not even lying, they changed/updated the article and now its 4x as long with much more info. Thanks.", ">\n\nI actually thought something like that happened. I don't think you're lying! I mean, that would be a weird thing to lie about.", ">\n\nFor f sake can the US just pay Egypt to build a fing second line already. Pretty sure the US could have paid Egypt to build 12 canals from the last wreck and now here we are again. Seriously Egypt doesn't have the money so just pay for it already so we don't have months long shipping crisis every year.", ">\n\nThis ignores both the history of the existing canal and the current megaprojects unfolding in egypt", ">\n\nWe've got another one, folks! 🎉🎉🎉🎉 (On a serious note, FOR FUCK'S SAKE!)", ">\n\nOh god please, Not again.", ">\n\nI bet my new tote bag was on there.", ">\n\nOn a ship carrying grain from Ukraine to China?", ">\n\n\nCanal traffic is unaffected, the canal authority's chairman Osama Rabie said.", ">\n\nIt’s like deja vu all over again.", ">\n\nAgain?", ">\n\nJesus, not again.", ">\n\noh no... not again.", ">\n\nhaha, yes!\nround 2", ">\n\nOkay, who decided to put history on loop?", ">\n\nCan anyone linke some radar site for ships? So we can track how \"bad\" it is?", ">\n\nOh no, not again.", ">\n\nLet's gooooo!", ">\n\nWe don’t need no stinkin supply chain!", ">\n\nEvergreen 2?", ">\n\nThis was a good episode of The Truman Show.", ">\n\nUkraine still exporting to China . Unfuckin real", ">\n\nGreat, now I will have to wait even longer for my container full of rubber dog poo", ">\n\nHere we go again...\nWhat do we do with a drunken sailor? What do we do we do with a drunken sailor? What do we do with a drunken sailor, early in the morning?", ">\n\nThrow em in the brig until they're sober", ">\n\nFeed 'em to the hungry rats for dinner.", ">\n\nPut them in bed with the captain's daughter", ">\n\nHave you seen the captain’s daughter (early in the morning)?", ">\n\nSober?", ">\n\nBetween this and the other things happening around the world it's like watching the events of the past 2-3 years replaying themselves.", ">\n\n\n\nShip stuck at the Suez Canal ✅\n\n\nA high number of contagious tourists coming in from China ✅\n\n\nA defeated president's supporters storm a country's government buildings ✅\n\n\nYep, sounds familiar alright.", ">\n\nHistory repeats, no one learns from the past.", ">\n\nI just heard someone say, \"History doesn't repeat itself, but it does rhyme.\"", ">\n\nRepeat Rap Battles of History! \n2020! Vs! 2023!\nBEGIN!", ">\n\nGreat now I gotta go listen to 40 ERBoH videos", ">\n\n\"Canal traffic is unaffected, the canal authority's chairman Osama Rabie said.\"", ">\n\nCanal authority is what I call it when my wife bosses me around", ">\n\nNo that one is without the C", ">\n\nNo, what you mean is when the morning coffee takes control", ">\n\nNot again.", ">\n\nWhat next, a bowl of petunias?", ">\n\n“Hey, I’ve seen this one! I’ve seen this one! This is a classic!”", ">\n\nWhat do you mean you’ve seen it, it’s brand new?", ">\n\nWhat are you doing step-ship!?", ">\n\nI just need a quick tug.", ">\n\nAgain!?", ">\n\nHooray! Worldwide commerce meltdown again! Oh, wait, no, that one is bad...", ">\n\nSorry, no raises this year because that global thing that happened for a couple of days\n-Corporations", ">\n\nAlso, all of the products and services that aren't significantly impacted are going to receive price hikes regardless- which will stick around well-after the supply chain has normalized. Our ~~suckers~~ customers ~~are too dumb to notice~~ understand that our products and services have great value and we're always doing our best to stay competitive with the other sociopaths in the price-fixed industry.", ">\n\nDammit, again?", ">\n\nYES! THEY PUT IT BACK!!!", ">\n\nThis should be interesting, 2023 off to a good start :)", ">\n\nLooks like a lousy remake of couple of previous years...", ">\n\nI've already seen this season.", ">\n\nI feel like I’ve heard this somewhere before…", ">\n\nSounds like no one read the article... They were able to get the ship unstuck, and it didn't sound like it caused any blockage. So nothing to worry about, and nothing like the last blockage.", ">\n\nImagine the captains face right now though. Just think. They all hope it won't be them, but it had to be someone.", ">\n\n2023 writers getting lazy now.", ">\n\nHave we even recover from the last?", ">\n\nI already saw this episode…", ">\n\nIt got up and left, why is everyone confused?", ">\n\nNobody asked for a sequel to Attack of the Crab Monsters (1957).", ">\n\nI’lll just leave this here.", ">\n\nThank you", ">\n\na.s.h.w.g.a.", ">\n\nLet's gooooo.", ">\n\nGreat, now I will have to wait even longer for my container full of rubber dog poo", ">\n\nIt has been resolved already: source", ">\n\nThis new is breaking!", ">\n\n*again", ">\n\nWell this year is off to a GREAT start.", ">\n\n:( why did it have to be a Ukrainian grain ship … they need the god damn money and the world needs their god damn grain .", ">\n\nAnd why does China need Ukrainian grain?", ">\n\nSo people dont starve ?", ">\n\nI didn't realize that such a massive industrial country as China needs grain import to not starve.", ">\n\nFrom the article: “It is currently unclear to what extent canal traffic is affected.”\nPretty sure that means it is badly affected.", ">\n\nAlso from the article:\n\nCanal traffic is unaffected, the canal authority's chairman Osama Rabie said.", ">\n\nIm not even lying, they changed/updated the article and now its 4x as long with much more info. Thanks.", ">\n\nI actually thought something like that happened. I don't think you're lying! I mean, that would be a weird thing to lie about.", ">\n\nThese idiots can't captain ships for shit", ">\n\nUkraine still exporting to China . Unfuckin real", ">\n\nFor f sake can the US just pay Egypt to build a fing second line already. Pretty sure the US could have paid Egypt to build 12 canals from the last wreck and now here we are again. Seriously Egypt doesn't have the money so just pay for it already so we don't have months long shipping crisis every year.", ">\n\nThis ignores both the history of the existing canal and the current megaprojects unfolding in egypt", ">\n\nWe've got another one, folks! 🎉🎉🎉🎉 (On a serious note, FOR FUCK'S SAKE!)", ">\n\nOh god please, Not again.", ">\n\nI bet my new tote bag was on there.", ">\n\nOn a ship carrying grain from Ukraine to China?", ">\n\n\nCanal traffic is unaffected, the canal authority's chairman Osama Rabie said.", ">\n\nIt’s like deja vu all over again.", ">\n\nAgain?", ">\n\nJesus, not again.", ">\n\noh no... not again.", ">\n\nhaha, yes!\nround 2", ">\n\nOkay, who decided to put history on loop?", ">\n\nCan anyone linke some radar site for ships? So we can track how \"bad\" it is?", ">\n\nOh no, not again.", ">\n\nLet's gooooo!", ">\n\nWe don’t need no stinkin supply chain!", ">\n\nEvergreen 2?", ">\n\nThis was a good episode of The Truman Show.", ">\n\nDe ja vu", ">\n\nLooks like they'll have to make it even wider for the influx of inexperienced shipping crews in the industry.", ">\n\nDeja Vu anyone?", ">\n\nSeriously, how often does this happens?", ">\n\nAgain?", ">\n\nIt’s even funnier the second time!!", ">\n\nPlease not with my stuff in it. Please.", ">\n\nBetween this and the other things happening around the world it's like watching the events of the past 2-3 years replaying themselves.", ">\n\n\n\nShip stuck at the Suez Canal ✅\n\n\nA high number of contagious tourists coming in from China ✅\n\n\nA defeated president's supporters storm a country's government buildings ✅\n\n\nYep, sounds familiar alright.", ">\n\nHistory repeats, no one learns from the past.", ">\n\nI just heard someone say, \"History doesn't repeat itself, but it does rhyme.\"", ">\n\nTime is a circle from a view except it's more like a staircase. And there's a shake at certain parts. \nHating the trudge upwards and always going around.", ">\n\nVonnegut or mcconaughey?", ">\n\n\"Canal traffic is unaffected, the canal authority's chairman Osama Rabie said.\"", ">\n\nCanal authority is what I call it when my wife bosses me around", ">\n\nNo that one is without the C", ">\n\nNo, what you mean is when the morning coffee takes control", ">\n\nHere we go again...\nWhat do we do with a drunken sailor? What do we do we do with a drunken sailor? What do we do with a drunken sailor, early in the morning?", ">\n\nThrow em in the brig until they're sober", ">\n\nFeed 'em to the hungry rats for dinner.", ">\n\nPut them in bed with the captain's daughter", ">\n\nHave you seen the captain’s daughter (early in the morning)?", ">\n\nShave his belly with a rusty razor", ">\n\n“Hey, I’ve seen this one! I’ve seen this one! This is a classic!”", ">\n\nWhat do you mean you’ve seen it, it’s brand new?", ">\n\nWhat’s a rerun?", ">\n\nWhat are you doing step-ship!?", ">\n\nIt doesn't take much with you people.", ">\n\nAhaa but you got the referrence still! 😆", ">\n\nNot again.", ">\n\nWhat next, a bowl of petunias?", ">\n\ndunno, time to start eating a bat's soup from a chinese wetmarket", ">\n\nAgain!?", ">\n\nHooray! Worldwide commerce meltdown again! Oh, wait, no, that one is bad...", ">\n\nYeah hopefully it gets resolved quick, more supply chain issues are not what we need right now", ">\n\nA quick scan of the article says it doesn't affect traffic.... I know reading isn't fun though.", ">\n\nIt has now been cleared!", ">\n\nDammit, again?", ">\n\nYES! THEY PUT IT BACK!!!", ">\n\nSounds like no one read the article... They were able to get the ship unstuck, and it didn't sound like it caused any blockage. So nothing to worry about, and nothing like the last blockage.", ">\n\nThis should be interesting, 2023 off to a good start :)", ">\n\nLooks like a lousy remake of couple of previous years...", ">\n\nI've already seen this season.", ">\n\n2023 writers getting lazy now.", ">\n\nI feel like I’ve heard this somewhere before…", ">\n\nIt has been resolved already: source", ">\n\nIt got up and left, why is everyone confused?", ">\n\nNobody asked for a sequel to Attack of the Crab Monsters (1957).", ">\n\nImagine the captains face right now though. Just think. They all hope it won't be them, but it had to be someone.", ">\n\nHave we even recover from the last?", ">\n\nI already saw this episode…", ">\n\nLet's gooooo.", ">\n\n*again", ">\n\nWell this year is off to a GREAT start.", ">\n\nI’lll just leave this here.", ">\n\nThank you", ">\n\na.s.h.w.g.a.", ">\n\n\"All we had to do was follow the damn train CJ\"", ">\n\nGreat, now I will have to wait even longer for my container full of rubber dog poo", ">\n\nThis new is breaking!", ">\n\nDeja Vu anyone?", ">\n\nAgain?", ">\n\nNot again", ">\n\n:( why did it have to be a Ukrainian grain ship … they need the god damn money and the world needs their god damn grain .", ">\n\nAnd why does China need Ukrainian grain?", ">\n\nSo people dont starve ?", ">\n\nI didn't realize that such a massive industrial country as China needs grain import to not starve.", ">\n\nCombined ukraine and russia i believe grow 80% of the worlds grain .", ">\n\nFrom the article: “It is currently unclear to what extent canal traffic is affected.”\nPretty sure that means it is badly affected.", ">\n\nAlso from the article:\n\nCanal traffic is unaffected, the canal authority's chairman Osama Rabie said.", ">\n\nIm not even lying, they changed/updated the article and now its 4x as long with much more info. Thanks.", ">\n\nI actually thought something like that happened. I don't think you're lying! I mean, that would be a weird thing to lie about.", ">\n\nThese idiots can't captain ships for shit", ">\n\nUkraine still exporting to China . Unfuckin real", ">\n\nFor f sake can the US just pay Egypt to build a fing second line already. Pretty sure the US could have paid Egypt to build 12 canals from the last wreck and now here we are again. Seriously Egypt doesn't have the money so just pay for it already so we don't have months long shipping crisis every year." ]

[ "Here we go again...\nWhat do we do with a drunken sailor? What do we do we do with a drunken sailor? What do we do with a drunken sailor, early in the morning?", ">\n\nThrow em in the brig until they're sober", ">\n\nFeed 'em to the hungry rats for dinner.", ">\n\nAnd this is why I'll need to listen to the Drunken Whaler on repeat for some amount of time.", ">\n\nBetween this and the other things happening around the world it's like watching the events of the past 2-3 years replaying themselves.", ">\n\n\n\nSuez Canal blocked by a cargo ship ✅\n\n\nA high number of contagious tourists coming in from China ✅\n\n\nA defeated president's supporters storm a country's government buildings ✅\n\n\nYep, sounds familiar alright.", ">\n\nHistory repeats, no one learns from the past.", ">\n\nI just heard someone say, \"History doesn't repeat itself, but it does rhyme.\"", ">\n\nTime is a circle from a view except it's more like a staircase. And there's a shake at certain parts. \nHating the trudge upwards and always going around.", ">\n\nVonnegut or mcconaughey?", ">\n\n\"Canal traffic is unaffected, the canal authority's chairman Osama Rabie said.\"", ">\n\nCanal authority is what I call it when my wife bosses me around", ">\n\nNot again.", ">\n\nWhat next, a bowl of petunias?", ">\n\nWhat are you doing step-ship!?", ">\n\nI just need a quick tug.", ">\n\nHooray! Worldwide commerce meltdown again! Oh, wait, no, that one is bad...", ">\n\nSorry, no raises this year because that global thing that happened for a couple of days\n-Corporations", ">\n\nAlso, all of the products and services that aren't significantly impacted are going to receive price hikes regardless- which will stick around well-after the supply chain has normalized. Our ~~suckers~~ customers ~~are too dumb to notice~~ understand that our products and services have great value and we're always doing our best to stay competitive with the other sociopaths in the price-fixed industry.", ">\n\nDammit, again?", ">\n\n“Hey, I’ve seen this one! I’ve seen this one! This is a classic!”", ">\n\nAgain!?", ">\n\nYES! THEY PUT IT BACK!!!", ">\n\nImagine the captains face right now though. Just think. They all hope it won't be them, but it had to be someone.", ">\n\nI've already seen this season.", ">\n\n2023 writers getting lazy now.", ">\n\nI feel like I’ve heard this somewhere before…", ">\n\n:( why did it have to be a Ukrainian grain ship … they need the god damn money and the world needs their god damn grain .", ">\n\nAnd why does China need Ukrainian grain?", ">\n\nI’lll just leave this here.", ">\n\nThank you", ">\n\na.s.h.w.g.a.", ">\n\nThis should be interesting, 2023 off to a good start :)", ">\n\nLooks like a lousy remake of couple of previous years...", ">\n\nHave we even recover from the last?", ">\n\nI already saw this episode…", ">\n\nLet's gooooo.", ">\n\nThese idiots can't captain ships for shit", ">\n\nFrom the article: “It is currently unclear to what extent canal traffic is affected.”\nPretty sure that means it is badly affected.", ">\n\nAlso from the article:\n\nCanal traffic is unaffected, the canal authority's chairman Osama Rabie said.", ">\n\nIm not even lying, they changed/updated the article and now its 4x as long with much more info. Thanks.", ">\n\nI actually thought something like that happened. I don't think you're lying! I mean, that would be a weird thing to lie about.", ">\n\nFor f sake can the US just pay Egypt to build a fing second line already. Pretty sure the US could have paid Egypt to build 12 canals from the last wreck and now here we are again. Seriously Egypt doesn't have the money so just pay for it already so we don't have months long shipping crisis every year.", ">\n\nThis ignores both the history of the existing canal and the current megaprojects unfolding in egypt", ">\n\nWe've got another one, folks! 🎉🎉🎉🎉 (On a serious note, FOR FUCK'S SAKE!)", ">\n\nOh god please, Not again.", ">\n\nI bet my new tote bag was on there.", ">\n\nOn a ship carrying grain from Ukraine to China?", ">\n\n\nCanal traffic is unaffected, the canal authority's chairman Osama Rabie said.", ">\n\nIt’s like deja vu all over again.", ">\n\nAgain?", ">\n\nJesus, not again.", ">\n\noh no... not again.", ">\n\nhaha, yes!\nround 2", ">\n\nOkay, who decided to put history on loop?", ">\n\nCan anyone linke some radar site for ships? So we can track how \"bad\" it is?", ">\n\nOh no, not again.", ">\n\nLet's gooooo!", ">\n\nWe don’t need no stinkin supply chain!", ">\n\nEvergreen 2?", ">\n\nThis was a good episode of The Truman Show.", ">\n\nUkraine still exporting to China . Unfuckin real", ">\n\nGreat, now I will have to wait even longer for my container full of rubber dog poo", ">\n\nHere we go again...\nWhat do we do with a drunken sailor? What do we do we do with a drunken sailor? What do we do with a drunken sailor, early in the morning?", ">\n\nThrow em in the brig until they're sober", ">\n\nFeed 'em to the hungry rats for dinner.", ">\n\nPut them in bed with the captain's daughter", ">\n\nHave you seen the captain’s daughter (early in the morning)?", ">\n\nSober?", ">\n\nBetween this and the other things happening around the world it's like watching the events of the past 2-3 years replaying themselves.", ">\n\n\n\nShip stuck at the Suez Canal ✅\n\n\nA high number of contagious tourists coming in from China ✅\n\n\nA defeated president's supporters storm a country's government buildings ✅\n\n\nYep, sounds familiar alright.", ">\n\nHistory repeats, no one learns from the past.", ">\n\nI just heard someone say, \"History doesn't repeat itself, but it does rhyme.\"", ">\n\nRepeat Rap Battles of History! \n2020! Vs! 2023!\nBEGIN!", ">\n\nGreat now I gotta go listen to 40 ERBoH videos", ">\n\n\"Canal traffic is unaffected, the canal authority's chairman Osama Rabie said.\"", ">\n\nCanal authority is what I call it when my wife bosses me around", ">\n\nNo that one is without the C", ">\n\nNo, what you mean is when the morning coffee takes control", ">\n\nNot again.", ">\n\nWhat next, a bowl of petunias?", ">\n\n“Hey, I’ve seen this one! I’ve seen this one! This is a classic!”", ">\n\nWhat do you mean you’ve seen it, it’s brand new?", ">\n\nWhat are you doing step-ship!?", ">\n\nI just need a quick tug.", ">\n\nAgain!?", ">\n\nHooray! Worldwide commerce meltdown again! Oh, wait, no, that one is bad...", ">\n\nSorry, no raises this year because that global thing that happened for a couple of days\n-Corporations", ">\n\nAlso, all of the products and services that aren't significantly impacted are going to receive price hikes regardless- which will stick around well-after the supply chain has normalized. Our ~~suckers~~ customers ~~are too dumb to notice~~ understand that our products and services have great value and we're always doing our best to stay competitive with the other sociopaths in the price-fixed industry.", ">\n\nDammit, again?", ">\n\nYES! THEY PUT IT BACK!!!", ">\n\nThis should be interesting, 2023 off to a good start :)", ">\n\nLooks like a lousy remake of couple of previous years...", ">\n\nI've already seen this season.", ">\n\nI feel like I’ve heard this somewhere before…", ">\n\nSounds like no one read the article... They were able to get the ship unstuck, and it didn't sound like it caused any blockage. So nothing to worry about, and nothing like the last blockage.", ">\n\nImagine the captains face right now though. Just think. They all hope it won't be them, but it had to be someone.", ">\n\n2023 writers getting lazy now.", ">\n\nHave we even recover from the last?", ">\n\nI already saw this episode…", ">\n\nIt got up and left, why is everyone confused?", ">\n\nNobody asked for a sequel to Attack of the Crab Monsters (1957).", ">\n\nI’lll just leave this here.", ">\n\nThank you", ">\n\na.s.h.w.g.a.", ">\n\nLet's gooooo.", ">\n\nGreat, now I will have to wait even longer for my container full of rubber dog poo", ">\n\nIt has been resolved already: source", ">\n\nThis new is breaking!", ">\n\n*again", ">\n\nWell this year is off to a GREAT start.", ">\n\n:( why did it have to be a Ukrainian grain ship … they need the god damn money and the world needs their god damn grain .", ">\n\nAnd why does China need Ukrainian grain?", ">\n\nSo people dont starve ?", ">\n\nI didn't realize that such a massive industrial country as China needs grain import to not starve.", ">\n\nFrom the article: “It is currently unclear to what extent canal traffic is affected.”\nPretty sure that means it is badly affected.", ">\n\nAlso from the article:\n\nCanal traffic is unaffected, the canal authority's chairman Osama Rabie said.", ">\n\nIm not even lying, they changed/updated the article and now its 4x as long with much more info. Thanks.", ">\n\nI actually thought something like that happened. I don't think you're lying! I mean, that would be a weird thing to lie about.", ">\n\nThese idiots can't captain ships for shit", ">\n\nUkraine still exporting to China . Unfuckin real", ">\n\nFor f sake can the US just pay Egypt to build a fing second line already. Pretty sure the US could have paid Egypt to build 12 canals from the last wreck and now here we are again. Seriously Egypt doesn't have the money so just pay for it already so we don't have months long shipping crisis every year.", ">\n\nThis ignores both the history of the existing canal and the current megaprojects unfolding in egypt", ">\n\nWe've got another one, folks! 🎉🎉🎉🎉 (On a serious note, FOR FUCK'S SAKE!)", ">\n\nOh god please, Not again.", ">\n\nI bet my new tote bag was on there.", ">\n\nOn a ship carrying grain from Ukraine to China?", ">\n\n\nCanal traffic is unaffected, the canal authority's chairman Osama Rabie said.", ">\n\nIt’s like deja vu all over again.", ">\n\nAgain?", ">\n\nJesus, not again.", ">\n\noh no... not again.", ">\n\nhaha, yes!\nround 2", ">\n\nOkay, who decided to put history on loop?", ">\n\nCan anyone linke some radar site for ships? So we can track how \"bad\" it is?", ">\n\nOh no, not again.", ">\n\nLet's gooooo!", ">\n\nWe don’t need no stinkin supply chain!", ">\n\nEvergreen 2?", ">\n\nThis was a good episode of The Truman Show.", ">\n\nDe ja vu", ">\n\nLooks like they'll have to make it even wider for the influx of inexperienced shipping crews in the industry.", ">\n\nDeja Vu anyone?", ">\n\nSeriously, how often does this happens?", ">\n\nAgain?", ">\n\nIt’s even funnier the second time!!", ">\n\nPlease not with my stuff in it. Please.", ">\n\nBetween this and the other things happening around the world it's like watching the events of the past 2-3 years replaying themselves.", ">\n\n\n\nShip stuck at the Suez Canal ✅\n\n\nA high number of contagious tourists coming in from China ✅\n\n\nA defeated president's supporters storm a country's government buildings ✅\n\n\nYep, sounds familiar alright.", ">\n\nHistory repeats, no one learns from the past.", ">\n\nI just heard someone say, \"History doesn't repeat itself, but it does rhyme.\"", ">\n\nTime is a circle from a view except it's more like a staircase. And there's a shake at certain parts. \nHating the trudge upwards and always going around.", ">\n\nVonnegut or mcconaughey?", ">\n\n\"Canal traffic is unaffected, the canal authority's chairman Osama Rabie said.\"", ">\n\nCanal authority is what I call it when my wife bosses me around", ">\n\nNo that one is without the C", ">\n\nNo, what you mean is when the morning coffee takes control", ">\n\nHere we go again...\nWhat do we do with a drunken sailor? What do we do we do with a drunken sailor? What do we do with a drunken sailor, early in the morning?", ">\n\nThrow em in the brig until they're sober", ">\n\nFeed 'em to the hungry rats for dinner.", ">\n\nPut them in bed with the captain's daughter", ">\n\nHave you seen the captain’s daughter (early in the morning)?", ">\n\nShave his belly with a rusty razor", ">\n\n“Hey, I’ve seen this one! I’ve seen this one! This is a classic!”", ">\n\nWhat do you mean you’ve seen it, it’s brand new?", ">\n\nWhat’s a rerun?", ">\n\nWhat are you doing step-ship!?", ">\n\nIt doesn't take much with you people.", ">\n\nAhaa but you got the referrence still! 😆", ">\n\nNot again.", ">\n\nWhat next, a bowl of petunias?", ">\n\ndunno, time to start eating a bat's soup from a chinese wetmarket", ">\n\nAgain!?", ">\n\nHooray! Worldwide commerce meltdown again! Oh, wait, no, that one is bad...", ">\n\nYeah hopefully it gets resolved quick, more supply chain issues are not what we need right now", ">\n\nA quick scan of the article says it doesn't affect traffic.... I know reading isn't fun though.", ">\n\nIt has now been cleared!", ">\n\nDammit, again?", ">\n\nYES! THEY PUT IT BACK!!!", ">\n\nSounds like no one read the article... They were able to get the ship unstuck, and it didn't sound like it caused any blockage. So nothing to worry about, and nothing like the last blockage.", ">\n\nThis should be interesting, 2023 off to a good start :)", ">\n\nLooks like a lousy remake of couple of previous years...", ">\n\nI've already seen this season.", ">\n\n2023 writers getting lazy now.", ">\n\nI feel like I’ve heard this somewhere before…", ">\n\nIt has been resolved already: source", ">\n\nIt got up and left, why is everyone confused?", ">\n\nNobody asked for a sequel to Attack of the Crab Monsters (1957).", ">\n\nImagine the captains face right now though. Just think. They all hope it won't be them, but it had to be someone.", ">\n\nHave we even recover from the last?", ">\n\nI already saw this episode…", ">\n\nLet's gooooo.", ">\n\n*again", ">\n\nWell this year is off to a GREAT start.", ">\n\nI’lll just leave this here.", ">\n\nThank you", ">\n\na.s.h.w.g.a.", ">\n\n\"All we had to do was follow the damn train CJ\"", ">\n\nGreat, now I will have to wait even longer for my container full of rubber dog poo", ">\n\nThis new is breaking!", ">\n\nDeja Vu anyone?", ">\n\nAgain?", ">\n\nNot again", ">\n\n:( why did it have to be a Ukrainian grain ship … they need the god damn money and the world needs their god damn grain .", ">\n\nAnd why does China need Ukrainian grain?", ">\n\nSo people dont starve ?", ">\n\nI didn't realize that such a massive industrial country as China needs grain import to not starve.", ">\n\nCombined ukraine and russia i believe grow 80% of the worlds grain .", ">\n\nFrom the article: “It is currently unclear to what extent canal traffic is affected.”\nPretty sure that means it is badly affected.", ">\n\nAlso from the article:\n\nCanal traffic is unaffected, the canal authority's chairman Osama Rabie said.", ">\n\nIm not even lying, they changed/updated the article and now its 4x as long with much more info. Thanks.", ">\n\nI actually thought something like that happened. I don't think you're lying! I mean, that would be a weird thing to lie about.", ">\n\nThese idiots can't captain ships for shit", ">\n\nUkraine still exporting to China . Unfuckin real", ">\n\nFor f sake can the US just pay Egypt to build a fing second line already. Pretty sure the US could have paid Egypt to build 12 canals from the last wreck and now here we are again. Seriously Egypt doesn't have the money so just pay for it already so we don't have months long shipping crisis every year.", ">\n\nThis ignores both the history of the existing canal and the current megaprojects unfolding in egypt" ]

[ "Here we go again...\nWhat do we do with a drunken sailor? What do we do we do with a drunken sailor? What do we do with a drunken sailor, early in the morning?", ">\n\nThrow em in the brig until they're sober", ">\n\nFeed 'em to the hungry rats for dinner.", ">\n\nAnd this is why I'll need to listen to the Drunken Whaler on repeat for some amount of time.", ">\n\nBetween this and the other things happening around the world it's like watching the events of the past 2-3 years replaying themselves.", ">\n\n\n\nSuez Canal blocked by a cargo ship ✅\n\n\nA high number of contagious tourists coming in from China ✅\n\n\nA defeated president's supporters storm a country's government buildings ✅\n\n\nYep, sounds familiar alright.", ">\n\nHistory repeats, no one learns from the past.", ">\n\nI just heard someone say, \"History doesn't repeat itself, but it does rhyme.\"", ">\n\nTime is a circle from a view except it's more like a staircase. And there's a shake at certain parts. \nHating the trudge upwards and always going around.", ">\n\nVonnegut or mcconaughey?", ">\n\n\"Canal traffic is unaffected, the canal authority's chairman Osama Rabie said.\"", ">\n\nCanal authority is what I call it when my wife bosses me around", ">\n\nNot again.", ">\n\nWhat next, a bowl of petunias?", ">\n\nWhat are you doing step-ship!?", ">\n\nI just need a quick tug.", ">\n\nHooray! Worldwide commerce meltdown again! Oh, wait, no, that one is bad...", ">\n\nSorry, no raises this year because that global thing that happened for a couple of days\n-Corporations", ">\n\nAlso, all of the products and services that aren't significantly impacted are going to receive price hikes regardless- which will stick around well-after the supply chain has normalized. Our ~~suckers~~ customers ~~are too dumb to notice~~ understand that our products and services have great value and we're always doing our best to stay competitive with the other sociopaths in the price-fixed industry.", ">\n\nDammit, again?", ">\n\n“Hey, I’ve seen this one! I’ve seen this one! This is a classic!”", ">\n\nAgain!?", ">\n\nYES! THEY PUT IT BACK!!!", ">\n\nImagine the captains face right now though. Just think. They all hope it won't be them, but it had to be someone.", ">\n\nI've already seen this season.", ">\n\n2023 writers getting lazy now.", ">\n\nI feel like I’ve heard this somewhere before…", ">\n\n:( why did it have to be a Ukrainian grain ship … they need the god damn money and the world needs their god damn grain .", ">\n\nAnd why does China need Ukrainian grain?", ">\n\nI’lll just leave this here.", ">\n\nThank you", ">\n\na.s.h.w.g.a.", ">\n\nThis should be interesting, 2023 off to a good start :)", ">\n\nLooks like a lousy remake of couple of previous years...", ">\n\nHave we even recover from the last?", ">\n\nI already saw this episode…", ">\n\nLet's gooooo.", ">\n\nThese idiots can't captain ships for shit", ">\n\nFrom the article: “It is currently unclear to what extent canal traffic is affected.”\nPretty sure that means it is badly affected.", ">\n\nAlso from the article:\n\nCanal traffic is unaffected, the canal authority's chairman Osama Rabie said.", ">\n\nIm not even lying, they changed/updated the article and now its 4x as long with much more info. Thanks.", ">\n\nI actually thought something like that happened. I don't think you're lying! I mean, that would be a weird thing to lie about.", ">\n\nFor f sake can the US just pay Egypt to build a fing second line already. Pretty sure the US could have paid Egypt to build 12 canals from the last wreck and now here we are again. Seriously Egypt doesn't have the money so just pay for it already so we don't have months long shipping crisis every year.", ">\n\nThis ignores both the history of the existing canal and the current megaprojects unfolding in egypt", ">\n\nWe've got another one, folks! 🎉🎉🎉🎉 (On a serious note, FOR FUCK'S SAKE!)", ">\n\nOh god please, Not again.", ">\n\nI bet my new tote bag was on there.", ">\n\nOn a ship carrying grain from Ukraine to China?", ">\n\n\nCanal traffic is unaffected, the canal authority's chairman Osama Rabie said.", ">\n\nIt’s like deja vu all over again.", ">\n\nAgain?", ">\n\nJesus, not again.", ">\n\noh no... not again.", ">\n\nhaha, yes!\nround 2", ">\n\nOkay, who decided to put history on loop?", ">\n\nCan anyone linke some radar site for ships? So we can track how \"bad\" it is?", ">\n\nOh no, not again.", ">\n\nLet's gooooo!", ">\n\nWe don’t need no stinkin supply chain!", ">\n\nEvergreen 2?", ">\n\nThis was a good episode of The Truman Show.", ">\n\nUkraine still exporting to China . Unfuckin real", ">\n\nGreat, now I will have to wait even longer for my container full of rubber dog poo", ">\n\nHere we go again...\nWhat do we do with a drunken sailor? What do we do we do with a drunken sailor? What do we do with a drunken sailor, early in the morning?", ">\n\nThrow em in the brig until they're sober", ">\n\nFeed 'em to the hungry rats for dinner.", ">\n\nPut them in bed with the captain's daughter", ">\n\nHave you seen the captain’s daughter (early in the morning)?", ">\n\nSober?", ">\n\nBetween this and the other things happening around the world it's like watching the events of the past 2-3 years replaying themselves.", ">\n\n\n\nShip stuck at the Suez Canal ✅\n\n\nA high number of contagious tourists coming in from China ✅\n\n\nA defeated president's supporters storm a country's government buildings ✅\n\n\nYep, sounds familiar alright.", ">\n\nHistory repeats, no one learns from the past.", ">\n\nI just heard someone say, \"History doesn't repeat itself, but it does rhyme.\"", ">\n\nRepeat Rap Battles of History! \n2020! Vs! 2023!\nBEGIN!", ">\n\nGreat now I gotta go listen to 40 ERBoH videos", ">\n\n\"Canal traffic is unaffected, the canal authority's chairman Osama Rabie said.\"", ">\n\nCanal authority is what I call it when my wife bosses me around", ">\n\nNo that one is without the C", ">\n\nNo, what you mean is when the morning coffee takes control", ">\n\nNot again.", ">\n\nWhat next, a bowl of petunias?", ">\n\n“Hey, I’ve seen this one! I’ve seen this one! This is a classic!”", ">\n\nWhat do you mean you’ve seen it, it’s brand new?", ">\n\nWhat are you doing step-ship!?", ">\n\nI just need a quick tug.", ">\n\nAgain!?", ">\n\nHooray! Worldwide commerce meltdown again! Oh, wait, no, that one is bad...", ">\n\nSorry, no raises this year because that global thing that happened for a couple of days\n-Corporations", ">\n\nAlso, all of the products and services that aren't significantly impacted are going to receive price hikes regardless- which will stick around well-after the supply chain has normalized. Our ~~suckers~~ customers ~~are too dumb to notice~~ understand that our products and services have great value and we're always doing our best to stay competitive with the other sociopaths in the price-fixed industry.", ">\n\nDammit, again?", ">\n\nYES! THEY PUT IT BACK!!!", ">\n\nThis should be interesting, 2023 off to a good start :)", ">\n\nLooks like a lousy remake of couple of previous years...", ">\n\nI've already seen this season.", ">\n\nI feel like I’ve heard this somewhere before…", ">\n\nSounds like no one read the article... They were able to get the ship unstuck, and it didn't sound like it caused any blockage. So nothing to worry about, and nothing like the last blockage.", ">\n\nImagine the captains face right now though. Just think. They all hope it won't be them, but it had to be someone.", ">\n\n2023 writers getting lazy now.", ">\n\nHave we even recover from the last?", ">\n\nI already saw this episode…", ">\n\nIt got up and left, why is everyone confused?", ">\n\nNobody asked for a sequel to Attack of the Crab Monsters (1957).", ">\n\nI’lll just leave this here.", ">\n\nThank you", ">\n\na.s.h.w.g.a.", ">\n\nLet's gooooo.", ">\n\nGreat, now I will have to wait even longer for my container full of rubber dog poo", ">\n\nIt has been resolved already: source", ">\n\nThis new is breaking!", ">\n\n*again", ">\n\nWell this year is off to a GREAT start.", ">\n\n:( why did it have to be a Ukrainian grain ship … they need the god damn money and the world needs their god damn grain .", ">\n\nAnd why does China need Ukrainian grain?", ">\n\nSo people dont starve ?", ">\n\nI didn't realize that such a massive industrial country as China needs grain import to not starve.", ">\n\nFrom the article: “It is currently unclear to what extent canal traffic is affected.”\nPretty sure that means it is badly affected.", ">\n\nAlso from the article:\n\nCanal traffic is unaffected, the canal authority's chairman Osama Rabie said.", ">\n\nIm not even lying, they changed/updated the article and now its 4x as long with much more info. Thanks.", ">\n\nI actually thought something like that happened. I don't think you're lying! I mean, that would be a weird thing to lie about.", ">\n\nThese idiots can't captain ships for shit", ">\n\nUkraine still exporting to China . Unfuckin real", ">\n\nFor f sake can the US just pay Egypt to build a fing second line already. Pretty sure the US could have paid Egypt to build 12 canals from the last wreck and now here we are again. Seriously Egypt doesn't have the money so just pay for it already so we don't have months long shipping crisis every year.", ">\n\nThis ignores both the history of the existing canal and the current megaprojects unfolding in egypt", ">\n\nWe've got another one, folks! 🎉🎉🎉🎉 (On a serious note, FOR FUCK'S SAKE!)", ">\n\nOh god please, Not again.", ">\n\nI bet my new tote bag was on there.", ">\n\nOn a ship carrying grain from Ukraine to China?", ">\n\n\nCanal traffic is unaffected, the canal authority's chairman Osama Rabie said.", ">\n\nIt’s like deja vu all over again.", ">\n\nAgain?", ">\n\nJesus, not again.", ">\n\noh no... not again.", ">\n\nhaha, yes!\nround 2", ">\n\nOkay, who decided to put history on loop?", ">\n\nCan anyone linke some radar site for ships? So we can track how \"bad\" it is?", ">\n\nOh no, not again.", ">\n\nLet's gooooo!", ">\n\nWe don’t need no stinkin supply chain!", ">\n\nEvergreen 2?", ">\n\nThis was a good episode of The Truman Show.", ">\n\nDe ja vu", ">\n\nLooks like they'll have to make it even wider for the influx of inexperienced shipping crews in the industry.", ">\n\nDeja Vu anyone?", ">\n\nSeriously, how often does this happens?", ">\n\nAgain?", ">\n\nIt’s even funnier the second time!!", ">\n\nPlease not with my stuff in it. Please.", ">\n\nBetween this and the other things happening around the world it's like watching the events of the past 2-3 years replaying themselves.", ">\n\n\n\nShip stuck at the Suez Canal ✅\n\n\nA high number of contagious tourists coming in from China ✅\n\n\nA defeated president's supporters storm a country's government buildings ✅\n\n\nYep, sounds familiar alright.", ">\n\nHistory repeats, no one learns from the past.", ">\n\nI just heard someone say, \"History doesn't repeat itself, but it does rhyme.\"", ">\n\nTime is a circle from a view except it's more like a staircase. And there's a shake at certain parts. \nHating the trudge upwards and always going around.", ">\n\nVonnegut or mcconaughey?", ">\n\n\"Canal traffic is unaffected, the canal authority's chairman Osama Rabie said.\"", ">\n\nCanal authority is what I call it when my wife bosses me around", ">\n\nNo that one is without the C", ">\n\nNo, what you mean is when the morning coffee takes control", ">\n\nHere we go again...\nWhat do we do with a drunken sailor? What do we do we do with a drunken sailor? What do we do with a drunken sailor, early in the morning?", ">\n\nThrow em in the brig until they're sober", ">\n\nFeed 'em to the hungry rats for dinner.", ">\n\nPut them in bed with the captain's daughter", ">\n\nHave you seen the captain’s daughter (early in the morning)?", ">\n\nShave his belly with a rusty razor", ">\n\n“Hey, I’ve seen this one! I’ve seen this one! This is a classic!”", ">\n\nWhat do you mean you’ve seen it, it’s brand new?", ">\n\nWhat’s a rerun?", ">\n\nWhat are you doing step-ship!?", ">\n\nIt doesn't take much with you people.", ">\n\nAhaa but you got the referrence still! 😆", ">\n\nNot again.", ">\n\nWhat next, a bowl of petunias?", ">\n\ndunno, time to start eating a bat's soup from a chinese wetmarket", ">\n\nAgain!?", ">\n\nHooray! Worldwide commerce meltdown again! Oh, wait, no, that one is bad...", ">\n\nYeah hopefully it gets resolved quick, more supply chain issues are not what we need right now", ">\n\nA quick scan of the article says it doesn't affect traffic.... I know reading isn't fun though.", ">\n\nIt has now been cleared!", ">\n\nDammit, again?", ">\n\nYES! THEY PUT IT BACK!!!", ">\n\nSounds like no one read the article... They were able to get the ship unstuck, and it didn't sound like it caused any blockage. So nothing to worry about, and nothing like the last blockage.", ">\n\nThis should be interesting, 2023 off to a good start :)", ">\n\nLooks like a lousy remake of couple of previous years...", ">\n\nI've already seen this season.", ">\n\n2023 writers getting lazy now.", ">\n\nI feel like I’ve heard this somewhere before…", ">\n\nIt has been resolved already: source", ">\n\nIt got up and left, why is everyone confused?", ">\n\nNobody asked for a sequel to Attack of the Crab Monsters (1957).", ">\n\nImagine the captains face right now though. Just think. They all hope it won't be them, but it had to be someone.", ">\n\nHave we even recover from the last?", ">\n\nI already saw this episode…", ">\n\nLet's gooooo.", ">\n\n*again", ">\n\nWell this year is off to a GREAT start.", ">\n\nI’lll just leave this here.", ">\n\nThank you", ">\n\na.s.h.w.g.a.", ">\n\n\"All we had to do was follow the damn train CJ\"", ">\n\nGreat, now I will have to wait even longer for my container full of rubber dog poo", ">\n\nThis new is breaking!", ">\n\nDeja Vu anyone?", ">\n\nAgain?", ">\n\nNot again", ">\n\n:( why did it have to be a Ukrainian grain ship … they need the god damn money and the world needs their god damn grain .", ">\n\nAnd why does China need Ukrainian grain?", ">\n\nSo people dont starve ?", ">\n\nI didn't realize that such a massive industrial country as China needs grain import to not starve.", ">\n\nCombined ukraine and russia i believe grow 80% of the worlds grain .", ">\n\nFrom the article: “It is currently unclear to what extent canal traffic is affected.”\nPretty sure that means it is badly affected.", ">\n\nAlso from the article:\n\nCanal traffic is unaffected, the canal authority's chairman Osama Rabie said.", ">\n\nIm not even lying, they changed/updated the article and now its 4x as long with much more info. Thanks.", ">\n\nI actually thought something like that happened. I don't think you're lying! I mean, that would be a weird thing to lie about.", ">\n\nThese idiots can't captain ships for shit", ">\n\nUkraine still exporting to China . Unfuckin real", ">\n\nFor f sake can the US just pay Egypt to build a fing second line already. Pretty sure the US could have paid Egypt to build 12 canals from the last wreck and now here we are again. Seriously Egypt doesn't have the money so just pay for it already so we don't have months long shipping crisis every year.", ">\n\nThis ignores both the history of the existing canal and the current megaprojects unfolding in egypt", ">\n\nWe've got another one, folks! 🎉🎉🎉🎉 (On a serious note, FOR FUCK'S SAKE!)" ]

[ "Here we go again...\nWhat do we do with a drunken sailor? What do we do we do with a drunken sailor? What do we do with a drunken sailor, early in the morning?", ">\n\nThrow em in the brig until they're sober", ">\n\nFeed 'em to the hungry rats for dinner.", ">\n\nAnd this is why I'll need to listen to the Drunken Whaler on repeat for some amount of time.", ">\n\nBetween this and the other things happening around the world it's like watching the events of the past 2-3 years replaying themselves.", ">\n\n\n\nSuez Canal blocked by a cargo ship ✅\n\n\nA high number of contagious tourists coming in from China ✅\n\n\nA defeated president's supporters storm a country's government buildings ✅\n\n\nYep, sounds familiar alright.", ">\n\nHistory repeats, no one learns from the past.", ">\n\nI just heard someone say, \"History doesn't repeat itself, but it does rhyme.\"", ">\n\nTime is a circle from a view except it's more like a staircase. And there's a shake at certain parts. \nHating the trudge upwards and always going around.", ">\n\nVonnegut or mcconaughey?", ">\n\n\"Canal traffic is unaffected, the canal authority's chairman Osama Rabie said.\"", ">\n\nCanal authority is what I call it when my wife bosses me around", ">\n\nNot again.", ">\n\nWhat next, a bowl of petunias?", ">\n\nWhat are you doing step-ship!?", ">\n\nI just need a quick tug.", ">\n\nHooray! Worldwide commerce meltdown again! Oh, wait, no, that one is bad...", ">\n\nSorry, no raises this year because that global thing that happened for a couple of days\n-Corporations", ">\n\nAlso, all of the products and services that aren't significantly impacted are going to receive price hikes regardless- which will stick around well-after the supply chain has normalized. Our ~~suckers~~ customers ~~are too dumb to notice~~ understand that our products and services have great value and we're always doing our best to stay competitive with the other sociopaths in the price-fixed industry.", ">\n\nDammit, again?", ">\n\n“Hey, I’ve seen this one! I’ve seen this one! This is a classic!”", ">\n\nAgain!?", ">\n\nYES! THEY PUT IT BACK!!!", ">\n\nImagine the captains face right now though. Just think. They all hope it won't be them, but it had to be someone.", ">\n\nI've already seen this season.", ">\n\n2023 writers getting lazy now.", ">\n\nI feel like I’ve heard this somewhere before…", ">\n\n:( why did it have to be a Ukrainian grain ship … they need the god damn money and the world needs their god damn grain .", ">\n\nAnd why does China need Ukrainian grain?", ">\n\nI’lll just leave this here.", ">\n\nThank you", ">\n\na.s.h.w.g.a.", ">\n\nThis should be interesting, 2023 off to a good start :)", ">\n\nLooks like a lousy remake of couple of previous years...", ">\n\nHave we even recover from the last?", ">\n\nI already saw this episode…", ">\n\nLet's gooooo.", ">\n\nThese idiots can't captain ships for shit", ">\n\nFrom the article: “It is currently unclear to what extent canal traffic is affected.”\nPretty sure that means it is badly affected.", ">\n\nAlso from the article:\n\nCanal traffic is unaffected, the canal authority's chairman Osama Rabie said.", ">\n\nIm not even lying, they changed/updated the article and now its 4x as long with much more info. Thanks.", ">\n\nI actually thought something like that happened. I don't think you're lying! I mean, that would be a weird thing to lie about.", ">\n\nFor f sake can the US just pay Egypt to build a fing second line already. Pretty sure the US could have paid Egypt to build 12 canals from the last wreck and now here we are again. Seriously Egypt doesn't have the money so just pay for it already so we don't have months long shipping crisis every year.", ">\n\nThis ignores both the history of the existing canal and the current megaprojects unfolding in egypt", ">\n\nWe've got another one, folks! 🎉🎉🎉🎉 (On a serious note, FOR FUCK'S SAKE!)", ">\n\nOh god please, Not again.", ">\n\nI bet my new tote bag was on there.", ">\n\nOn a ship carrying grain from Ukraine to China?", ">\n\n\nCanal traffic is unaffected, the canal authority's chairman Osama Rabie said.", ">\n\nIt’s like deja vu all over again.", ">\n\nAgain?", ">\n\nJesus, not again.", ">\n\noh no... not again.", ">\n\nhaha, yes!\nround 2", ">\n\nOkay, who decided to put history on loop?", ">\n\nCan anyone linke some radar site for ships? So we can track how \"bad\" it is?", ">\n\nOh no, not again.", ">\n\nLet's gooooo!", ">\n\nWe don’t need no stinkin supply chain!", ">\n\nEvergreen 2?", ">\n\nThis was a good episode of The Truman Show.", ">\n\nUkraine still exporting to China . Unfuckin real", ">\n\nGreat, now I will have to wait even longer for my container full of rubber dog poo", ">\n\nHere we go again...\nWhat do we do with a drunken sailor? What do we do we do with a drunken sailor? What do we do with a drunken sailor, early in the morning?", ">\n\nThrow em in the brig until they're sober", ">\n\nFeed 'em to the hungry rats for dinner.", ">\n\nPut them in bed with the captain's daughter", ">\n\nHave you seen the captain’s daughter (early in the morning)?", ">\n\nSober?", ">\n\nBetween this and the other things happening around the world it's like watching the events of the past 2-3 years replaying themselves.", ">\n\n\n\nShip stuck at the Suez Canal ✅\n\n\nA high number of contagious tourists coming in from China ✅\n\n\nA defeated president's supporters storm a country's government buildings ✅\n\n\nYep, sounds familiar alright.", ">\n\nHistory repeats, no one learns from the past.", ">\n\nI just heard someone say, \"History doesn't repeat itself, but it does rhyme.\"", ">\n\nRepeat Rap Battles of History! \n2020! Vs! 2023!\nBEGIN!", ">\n\nGreat now I gotta go listen to 40 ERBoH videos", ">\n\n\"Canal traffic is unaffected, the canal authority's chairman Osama Rabie said.\"", ">\n\nCanal authority is what I call it when my wife bosses me around", ">\n\nNo that one is without the C", ">\n\nNo, what you mean is when the morning coffee takes control", ">\n\nNot again.", ">\n\nWhat next, a bowl of petunias?", ">\n\n“Hey, I’ve seen this one! I’ve seen this one! This is a classic!”", ">\n\nWhat do you mean you’ve seen it, it’s brand new?", ">\n\nWhat are you doing step-ship!?", ">\n\nI just need a quick tug.", ">\n\nAgain!?", ">\n\nHooray! Worldwide commerce meltdown again! Oh, wait, no, that one is bad...", ">\n\nSorry, no raises this year because that global thing that happened for a couple of days\n-Corporations", ">\n\nAlso, all of the products and services that aren't significantly impacted are going to receive price hikes regardless- which will stick around well-after the supply chain has normalized. Our ~~suckers~~ customers ~~are too dumb to notice~~ understand that our products and services have great value and we're always doing our best to stay competitive with the other sociopaths in the price-fixed industry.", ">\n\nDammit, again?", ">\n\nYES! THEY PUT IT BACK!!!", ">\n\nThis should be interesting, 2023 off to a good start :)", ">\n\nLooks like a lousy remake of couple of previous years...", ">\n\nI've already seen this season.", ">\n\nI feel like I’ve heard this somewhere before…", ">\n\nSounds like no one read the article... They were able to get the ship unstuck, and it didn't sound like it caused any blockage. So nothing to worry about, and nothing like the last blockage.", ">\n\nImagine the captains face right now though. Just think. They all hope it won't be them, but it had to be someone.", ">\n\n2023 writers getting lazy now.", ">\n\nHave we even recover from the last?", ">\n\nI already saw this episode…", ">\n\nIt got up and left, why is everyone confused?", ">\n\nNobody asked for a sequel to Attack of the Crab Monsters (1957).", ">\n\nI’lll just leave this here.", ">\n\nThank you", ">\n\na.s.h.w.g.a.", ">\n\nLet's gooooo.", ">\n\nGreat, now I will have to wait even longer for my container full of rubber dog poo", ">\n\nIt has been resolved already: source", ">\n\nThis new is breaking!", ">\n\n*again", ">\n\nWell this year is off to a GREAT start.", ">\n\n:( why did it have to be a Ukrainian grain ship … they need the god damn money and the world needs their god damn grain .", ">\n\nAnd why does China need Ukrainian grain?", ">\n\nSo people dont starve ?", ">\n\nI didn't realize that such a massive industrial country as China needs grain import to not starve.", ">\n\nFrom the article: “It is currently unclear to what extent canal traffic is affected.”\nPretty sure that means it is badly affected.", ">\n\nAlso from the article:\n\nCanal traffic is unaffected, the canal authority's chairman Osama Rabie said.", ">\n\nIm not even lying, they changed/updated the article and now its 4x as long with much more info. Thanks.", ">\n\nI actually thought something like that happened. I don't think you're lying! I mean, that would be a weird thing to lie about.", ">\n\nThese idiots can't captain ships for shit", ">\n\nUkraine still exporting to China . Unfuckin real", ">\n\nFor f sake can the US just pay Egypt to build a fing second line already. Pretty sure the US could have paid Egypt to build 12 canals from the last wreck and now here we are again. Seriously Egypt doesn't have the money so just pay for it already so we don't have months long shipping crisis every year.", ">\n\nThis ignores both the history of the existing canal and the current megaprojects unfolding in egypt", ">\n\nWe've got another one, folks! 🎉🎉🎉🎉 (On a serious note, FOR FUCK'S SAKE!)", ">\n\nOh god please, Not again.", ">\n\nI bet my new tote bag was on there.", ">\n\nOn a ship carrying grain from Ukraine to China?", ">\n\n\nCanal traffic is unaffected, the canal authority's chairman Osama Rabie said.", ">\n\nIt’s like deja vu all over again.", ">\n\nAgain?", ">\n\nJesus, not again.", ">\n\noh no... not again.", ">\n\nhaha, yes!\nround 2", ">\n\nOkay, who decided to put history on loop?", ">\n\nCan anyone linke some radar site for ships? So we can track how \"bad\" it is?", ">\n\nOh no, not again.", ">\n\nLet's gooooo!", ">\n\nWe don’t need no stinkin supply chain!", ">\n\nEvergreen 2?", ">\n\nThis was a good episode of The Truman Show.", ">\n\nDe ja vu", ">\n\nLooks like they'll have to make it even wider for the influx of inexperienced shipping crews in the industry.", ">\n\nDeja Vu anyone?", ">\n\nSeriously, how often does this happens?", ">\n\nAgain?", ">\n\nIt’s even funnier the second time!!", ">\n\nPlease not with my stuff in it. Please.", ">\n\nBetween this and the other things happening around the world it's like watching the events of the past 2-3 years replaying themselves.", ">\n\n\n\nShip stuck at the Suez Canal ✅\n\n\nA high number of contagious tourists coming in from China ✅\n\n\nA defeated president's supporters storm a country's government buildings ✅\n\n\nYep, sounds familiar alright.", ">\n\nHistory repeats, no one learns from the past.", ">\n\nI just heard someone say, \"History doesn't repeat itself, but it does rhyme.\"", ">\n\nTime is a circle from a view except it's more like a staircase. And there's a shake at certain parts. \nHating the trudge upwards and always going around.", ">\n\nVonnegut or mcconaughey?", ">\n\n\"Canal traffic is unaffected, the canal authority's chairman Osama Rabie said.\"", ">\n\nCanal authority is what I call it when my wife bosses me around", ">\n\nNo that one is without the C", ">\n\nNo, what you mean is when the morning coffee takes control", ">\n\nHere we go again...\nWhat do we do with a drunken sailor? What do we do we do with a drunken sailor? What do we do with a drunken sailor, early in the morning?", ">\n\nThrow em in the brig until they're sober", ">\n\nFeed 'em to the hungry rats for dinner.", ">\n\nPut them in bed with the captain's daughter", ">\n\nHave you seen the captain’s daughter (early in the morning)?", ">\n\nShave his belly with a rusty razor", ">\n\n“Hey, I’ve seen this one! I’ve seen this one! This is a classic!”", ">\n\nWhat do you mean you’ve seen it, it’s brand new?", ">\n\nWhat’s a rerun?", ">\n\nWhat are you doing step-ship!?", ">\n\nIt doesn't take much with you people.", ">\n\nAhaa but you got the referrence still! 😆", ">\n\nNot again.", ">\n\nWhat next, a bowl of petunias?", ">\n\ndunno, time to start eating a bat's soup from a chinese wetmarket", ">\n\nAgain!?", ">\n\nHooray! Worldwide commerce meltdown again! Oh, wait, no, that one is bad...", ">\n\nYeah hopefully it gets resolved quick, more supply chain issues are not what we need right now", ">\n\nA quick scan of the article says it doesn't affect traffic.... I know reading isn't fun though.", ">\n\nIt has now been cleared!", ">\n\nDammit, again?", ">\n\nYES! THEY PUT IT BACK!!!", ">\n\nSounds like no one read the article... They were able to get the ship unstuck, and it didn't sound like it caused any blockage. So nothing to worry about, and nothing like the last blockage.", ">\n\nThis should be interesting, 2023 off to a good start :)", ">\n\nLooks like a lousy remake of couple of previous years...", ">\n\nI've already seen this season.", ">\n\n2023 writers getting lazy now.", ">\n\nI feel like I’ve heard this somewhere before…", ">\n\nIt has been resolved already: source", ">\n\nIt got up and left, why is everyone confused?", ">\n\nNobody asked for a sequel to Attack of the Crab Monsters (1957).", ">\n\nImagine the captains face right now though. Just think. They all hope it won't be them, but it had to be someone.", ">\n\nHave we even recover from the last?", ">\n\nI already saw this episode…", ">\n\nLet's gooooo.", ">\n\n*again", ">\n\nWell this year is off to a GREAT start.", ">\n\nI’lll just leave this here.", ">\n\nThank you", ">\n\na.s.h.w.g.a.", ">\n\n\"All we had to do was follow the damn train CJ\"", ">\n\nGreat, now I will have to wait even longer for my container full of rubber dog poo", ">\n\nThis new is breaking!", ">\n\nDeja Vu anyone?", ">\n\nAgain?", ">\n\nNot again", ">\n\n:( why did it have to be a Ukrainian grain ship … they need the god damn money and the world needs their god damn grain .", ">\n\nAnd why does China need Ukrainian grain?", ">\n\nSo people dont starve ?", ">\n\nI didn't realize that such a massive industrial country as China needs grain import to not starve.", ">\n\nCombined ukraine and russia i believe grow 80% of the worlds grain .", ">\n\nFrom the article: “It is currently unclear to what extent canal traffic is affected.”\nPretty sure that means it is badly affected.", ">\n\nAlso from the article:\n\nCanal traffic is unaffected, the canal authority's chairman Osama Rabie said.", ">\n\nIm not even lying, they changed/updated the article and now its 4x as long with much more info. Thanks.", ">\n\nI actually thought something like that happened. I don't think you're lying! I mean, that would be a weird thing to lie about.", ">\n\nThese idiots can't captain ships for shit", ">\n\nUkraine still exporting to China . Unfuckin real", ">\n\nFor f sake can the US just pay Egypt to build a fing second line already. Pretty sure the US could have paid Egypt to build 12 canals from the last wreck and now here we are again. Seriously Egypt doesn't have the money so just pay for it already so we don't have months long shipping crisis every year.", ">\n\nThis ignores both the history of the existing canal and the current megaprojects unfolding in egypt", ">\n\nWe've got another one, folks! 🎉🎉🎉🎉 (On a serious note, FOR FUCK'S SAKE!)", ">\n\nOh god please, Not again." ]

[ "Here we go again...\nWhat do we do with a drunken sailor? What do we do we do with a drunken sailor? What do we do with a drunken sailor, early in the morning?", ">\n\nThrow em in the brig until they're sober", ">\n\nFeed 'em to the hungry rats for dinner.", ">\n\nAnd this is why I'll need to listen to the Drunken Whaler on repeat for some amount of time.", ">\n\nBetween this and the other things happening around the world it's like watching the events of the past 2-3 years replaying themselves.", ">\n\n\n\nSuez Canal blocked by a cargo ship ✅\n\n\nA high number of contagious tourists coming in from China ✅\n\n\nA defeated president's supporters storm a country's government buildings ✅\n\n\nYep, sounds familiar alright.", ">\n\nHistory repeats, no one learns from the past.", ">\n\nI just heard someone say, \"History doesn't repeat itself, but it does rhyme.\"", ">\n\nTime is a circle from a view except it's more like a staircase. And there's a shake at certain parts. \nHating the trudge upwards and always going around.", ">\n\nVonnegut or mcconaughey?", ">\n\n\"Canal traffic is unaffected, the canal authority's chairman Osama Rabie said.\"", ">\n\nCanal authority is what I call it when my wife bosses me around", ">\n\nNot again.", ">\n\nWhat next, a bowl of petunias?", ">\n\nWhat are you doing step-ship!?", ">\n\nI just need a quick tug.", ">\n\nHooray! Worldwide commerce meltdown again! Oh, wait, no, that one is bad...", ">\n\nSorry, no raises this year because that global thing that happened for a couple of days\n-Corporations", ">\n\nAlso, all of the products and services that aren't significantly impacted are going to receive price hikes regardless- which will stick around well-after the supply chain has normalized. Our ~~suckers~~ customers ~~are too dumb to notice~~ understand that our products and services have great value and we're always doing our best to stay competitive with the other sociopaths in the price-fixed industry.", ">\n\nDammit, again?", ">\n\n“Hey, I’ve seen this one! I’ve seen this one! This is a classic!”", ">\n\nAgain!?", ">\n\nYES! THEY PUT IT BACK!!!", ">\n\nImagine the captains face right now though. Just think. They all hope it won't be them, but it had to be someone.", ">\n\nI've already seen this season.", ">\n\n2023 writers getting lazy now.", ">\n\nI feel like I’ve heard this somewhere before…", ">\n\n:( why did it have to be a Ukrainian grain ship … they need the god damn money and the world needs their god damn grain .", ">\n\nAnd why does China need Ukrainian grain?", ">\n\nI’lll just leave this here.", ">\n\nThank you", ">\n\na.s.h.w.g.a.", ">\n\nThis should be interesting, 2023 off to a good start :)", ">\n\nLooks like a lousy remake of couple of previous years...", ">\n\nHave we even recover from the last?", ">\n\nI already saw this episode…", ">\n\nLet's gooooo.", ">\n\nThese idiots can't captain ships for shit", ">\n\nFrom the article: “It is currently unclear to what extent canal traffic is affected.”\nPretty sure that means it is badly affected.", ">\n\nAlso from the article:\n\nCanal traffic is unaffected, the canal authority's chairman Osama Rabie said.", ">\n\nIm not even lying, they changed/updated the article and now its 4x as long with much more info. Thanks.", ">\n\nI actually thought something like that happened. I don't think you're lying! I mean, that would be a weird thing to lie about.", ">\n\nFor f sake can the US just pay Egypt to build a fing second line already. Pretty sure the US could have paid Egypt to build 12 canals from the last wreck and now here we are again. Seriously Egypt doesn't have the money so just pay for it already so we don't have months long shipping crisis every year.", ">\n\nThis ignores both the history of the existing canal and the current megaprojects unfolding in egypt", ">\n\nWe've got another one, folks! 🎉🎉🎉🎉 (On a serious note, FOR FUCK'S SAKE!)", ">\n\nOh god please, Not again.", ">\n\nI bet my new tote bag was on there.", ">\n\nOn a ship carrying grain from Ukraine to China?", ">\n\n\nCanal traffic is unaffected, the canal authority's chairman Osama Rabie said.", ">\n\nIt’s like deja vu all over again.", ">\n\nAgain?", ">\n\nJesus, not again.", ">\n\noh no... not again.", ">\n\nhaha, yes!\nround 2", ">\n\nOkay, who decided to put history on loop?", ">\n\nCan anyone linke some radar site for ships? So we can track how \"bad\" it is?", ">\n\nOh no, not again.", ">\n\nLet's gooooo!", ">\n\nWe don’t need no stinkin supply chain!", ">\n\nEvergreen 2?", ">\n\nThis was a good episode of The Truman Show.", ">\n\nUkraine still exporting to China . Unfuckin real", ">\n\nGreat, now I will have to wait even longer for my container full of rubber dog poo", ">\n\nHere we go again...\nWhat do we do with a drunken sailor? What do we do we do with a drunken sailor? What do we do with a drunken sailor, early in the morning?", ">\n\nThrow em in the brig until they're sober", ">\n\nFeed 'em to the hungry rats for dinner.", ">\n\nPut them in bed with the captain's daughter", ">\n\nHave you seen the captain’s daughter (early in the morning)?", ">\n\nSober?", ">\n\nBetween this and the other things happening around the world it's like watching the events of the past 2-3 years replaying themselves.", ">\n\n\n\nShip stuck at the Suez Canal ✅\n\n\nA high number of contagious tourists coming in from China ✅\n\n\nA defeated president's supporters storm a country's government buildings ✅\n\n\nYep, sounds familiar alright.", ">\n\nHistory repeats, no one learns from the past.", ">\n\nI just heard someone say, \"History doesn't repeat itself, but it does rhyme.\"", ">\n\nRepeat Rap Battles of History! \n2020! Vs! 2023!\nBEGIN!", ">\n\nGreat now I gotta go listen to 40 ERBoH videos", ">\n\n\"Canal traffic is unaffected, the canal authority's chairman Osama Rabie said.\"", ">\n\nCanal authority is what I call it when my wife bosses me around", ">\n\nNo that one is without the C", ">\n\nNo, what you mean is when the morning coffee takes control", ">\n\nNot again.", ">\n\nWhat next, a bowl of petunias?", ">\n\n“Hey, I’ve seen this one! I’ve seen this one! This is a classic!”", ">\n\nWhat do you mean you’ve seen it, it’s brand new?", ">\n\nWhat are you doing step-ship!?", ">\n\nI just need a quick tug.", ">\n\nAgain!?", ">\n\nHooray! Worldwide commerce meltdown again! Oh, wait, no, that one is bad...", ">\n\nSorry, no raises this year because that global thing that happened for a couple of days\n-Corporations", ">\n\nAlso, all of the products and services that aren't significantly impacted are going to receive price hikes regardless- which will stick around well-after the supply chain has normalized. Our ~~suckers~~ customers ~~are too dumb to notice~~ understand that our products and services have great value and we're always doing our best to stay competitive with the other sociopaths in the price-fixed industry.", ">\n\nDammit, again?", ">\n\nYES! THEY PUT IT BACK!!!", ">\n\nThis should be interesting, 2023 off to a good start :)", ">\n\nLooks like a lousy remake of couple of previous years...", ">\n\nI've already seen this season.", ">\n\nI feel like I’ve heard this somewhere before…", ">\n\nSounds like no one read the article... They were able to get the ship unstuck, and it didn't sound like it caused any blockage. So nothing to worry about, and nothing like the last blockage.", ">\n\nImagine the captains face right now though. Just think. They all hope it won't be them, but it had to be someone.", ">\n\n2023 writers getting lazy now.", ">\n\nHave we even recover from the last?", ">\n\nI already saw this episode…", ">\n\nIt got up and left, why is everyone confused?", ">\n\nNobody asked for a sequel to Attack of the Crab Monsters (1957).", ">\n\nI’lll just leave this here.", ">\n\nThank you", ">\n\na.s.h.w.g.a.", ">\n\nLet's gooooo.", ">\n\nGreat, now I will have to wait even longer for my container full of rubber dog poo", ">\n\nIt has been resolved already: source", ">\n\nThis new is breaking!", ">\n\n*again", ">\n\nWell this year is off to a GREAT start.", ">\n\n:( why did it have to be a Ukrainian grain ship … they need the god damn money and the world needs their god damn grain .", ">\n\nAnd why does China need Ukrainian grain?", ">\n\nSo people dont starve ?", ">\n\nI didn't realize that such a massive industrial country as China needs grain import to not starve.", ">\n\nFrom the article: “It is currently unclear to what extent canal traffic is affected.”\nPretty sure that means it is badly affected.", ">\n\nAlso from the article:\n\nCanal traffic is unaffected, the canal authority's chairman Osama Rabie said.", ">\n\nIm not even lying, they changed/updated the article and now its 4x as long with much more info. Thanks.", ">\n\nI actually thought something like that happened. I don't think you're lying! I mean, that would be a weird thing to lie about.", ">\n\nThese idiots can't captain ships for shit", ">\n\nUkraine still exporting to China . Unfuckin real", ">\n\nFor f sake can the US just pay Egypt to build a fing second line already. Pretty sure the US could have paid Egypt to build 12 canals from the last wreck and now here we are again. Seriously Egypt doesn't have the money so just pay for it already so we don't have months long shipping crisis every year.", ">\n\nThis ignores both the history of the existing canal and the current megaprojects unfolding in egypt", ">\n\nWe've got another one, folks! 🎉🎉🎉🎉 (On a serious note, FOR FUCK'S SAKE!)", ">\n\nOh god please, Not again.", ">\n\nI bet my new tote bag was on there.", ">\n\nOn a ship carrying grain from Ukraine to China?", ">\n\n\nCanal traffic is unaffected, the canal authority's chairman Osama Rabie said.", ">\n\nIt’s like deja vu all over again.", ">\n\nAgain?", ">\n\nJesus, not again.", ">\n\noh no... not again.", ">\n\nhaha, yes!\nround 2", ">\n\nOkay, who decided to put history on loop?", ">\n\nCan anyone linke some radar site for ships? So we can track how \"bad\" it is?", ">\n\nOh no, not again.", ">\n\nLet's gooooo!", ">\n\nWe don’t need no stinkin supply chain!", ">\n\nEvergreen 2?", ">\n\nThis was a good episode of The Truman Show.", ">\n\nDe ja vu", ">\n\nLooks like they'll have to make it even wider for the influx of inexperienced shipping crews in the industry.", ">\n\nDeja Vu anyone?", ">\n\nSeriously, how often does this happens?", ">\n\nAgain?", ">\n\nIt’s even funnier the second time!!", ">\n\nPlease not with my stuff in it. Please.", ">\n\nBetween this and the other things happening around the world it's like watching the events of the past 2-3 years replaying themselves.", ">\n\n\n\nShip stuck at the Suez Canal ✅\n\n\nA high number of contagious tourists coming in from China ✅\n\n\nA defeated president's supporters storm a country's government buildings ✅\n\n\nYep, sounds familiar alright.", ">\n\nHistory repeats, no one learns from the past.", ">\n\nI just heard someone say, \"History doesn't repeat itself, but it does rhyme.\"", ">\n\nTime is a circle from a view except it's more like a staircase. And there's a shake at certain parts. \nHating the trudge upwards and always going around.", ">\n\nVonnegut or mcconaughey?", ">\n\n\"Canal traffic is unaffected, the canal authority's chairman Osama Rabie said.\"", ">\n\nCanal authority is what I call it when my wife bosses me around", ">\n\nNo that one is without the C", ">\n\nNo, what you mean is when the morning coffee takes control", ">\n\nHere we go again...\nWhat do we do with a drunken sailor? What do we do we do with a drunken sailor? What do we do with a drunken sailor, early in the morning?", ">\n\nThrow em in the brig until they're sober", ">\n\nFeed 'em to the hungry rats for dinner.", ">\n\nPut them in bed with the captain's daughter", ">\n\nHave you seen the captain’s daughter (early in the morning)?", ">\n\nShave his belly with a rusty razor", ">\n\n“Hey, I’ve seen this one! I’ve seen this one! This is a classic!”", ">\n\nWhat do you mean you’ve seen it, it’s brand new?", ">\n\nWhat’s a rerun?", ">\n\nWhat are you doing step-ship!?", ">\n\nIt doesn't take much with you people.", ">\n\nAhaa but you got the referrence still! 😆", ">\n\nNot again.", ">\n\nWhat next, a bowl of petunias?", ">\n\ndunno, time to start eating a bat's soup from a chinese wetmarket", ">\n\nAgain!?", ">\n\nHooray! Worldwide commerce meltdown again! Oh, wait, no, that one is bad...", ">\n\nYeah hopefully it gets resolved quick, more supply chain issues are not what we need right now", ">\n\nA quick scan of the article says it doesn't affect traffic.... I know reading isn't fun though.", ">\n\nIt has now been cleared!", ">\n\nDammit, again?", ">\n\nYES! THEY PUT IT BACK!!!", ">\n\nSounds like no one read the article... They were able to get the ship unstuck, and it didn't sound like it caused any blockage. So nothing to worry about, and nothing like the last blockage.", ">\n\nThis should be interesting, 2023 off to a good start :)", ">\n\nLooks like a lousy remake of couple of previous years...", ">\n\nI've already seen this season.", ">\n\n2023 writers getting lazy now.", ">\n\nI feel like I’ve heard this somewhere before…", ">\n\nIt has been resolved already: source", ">\n\nIt got up and left, why is everyone confused?", ">\n\nNobody asked for a sequel to Attack of the Crab Monsters (1957).", ">\n\nImagine the captains face right now though. Just think. They all hope it won't be them, but it had to be someone.", ">\n\nHave we even recover from the last?", ">\n\nI already saw this episode…", ">\n\nLet's gooooo.", ">\n\n*again", ">\n\nWell this year is off to a GREAT start.", ">\n\nI’lll just leave this here.", ">\n\nThank you", ">\n\na.s.h.w.g.a.", ">\n\n\"All we had to do was follow the damn train CJ\"", ">\n\nGreat, now I will have to wait even longer for my container full of rubber dog poo", ">\n\nThis new is breaking!", ">\n\nDeja Vu anyone?", ">\n\nAgain?", ">\n\nNot again", ">\n\n:( why did it have to be a Ukrainian grain ship … they need the god damn money and the world needs their god damn grain .", ">\n\nAnd why does China need Ukrainian grain?", ">\n\nSo people dont starve ?", ">\n\nI didn't realize that such a massive industrial country as China needs grain import to not starve.", ">\n\nCombined ukraine and russia i believe grow 80% of the worlds grain .", ">\n\nFrom the article: “It is currently unclear to what extent canal traffic is affected.”\nPretty sure that means it is badly affected.", ">\n\nAlso from the article:\n\nCanal traffic is unaffected, the canal authority's chairman Osama Rabie said.", ">\n\nIm not even lying, they changed/updated the article and now its 4x as long with much more info. Thanks.", ">\n\nI actually thought something like that happened. I don't think you're lying! I mean, that would be a weird thing to lie about.", ">\n\nThese idiots can't captain ships for shit", ">\n\nUkraine still exporting to China . Unfuckin real", ">\n\nFor f sake can the US just pay Egypt to build a fing second line already. Pretty sure the US could have paid Egypt to build 12 canals from the last wreck and now here we are again. Seriously Egypt doesn't have the money so just pay for it already so we don't have months long shipping crisis every year.", ">\n\nThis ignores both the history of the existing canal and the current megaprojects unfolding in egypt", ">\n\nWe've got another one, folks! 🎉🎉🎉🎉 (On a serious note, FOR FUCK'S SAKE!)", ">\n\nOh god please, Not again.", ">\n\nI bet my new tote bag was on there." ]

[ "Here we go again...\nWhat do we do with a drunken sailor? What do we do we do with a drunken sailor? What do we do with a drunken sailor, early in the morning?", ">\n\nThrow em in the brig until they're sober", ">\n\nFeed 'em to the hungry rats for dinner.", ">\n\nAnd this is why I'll need to listen to the Drunken Whaler on repeat for some amount of time.", ">\n\nBetween this and the other things happening around the world it's like watching the events of the past 2-3 years replaying themselves.", ">\n\n\n\nSuez Canal blocked by a cargo ship ✅\n\n\nA high number of contagious tourists coming in from China ✅\n\n\nA defeated president's supporters storm a country's government buildings ✅\n\n\nYep, sounds familiar alright.", ">\n\nHistory repeats, no one learns from the past.", ">\n\nI just heard someone say, \"History doesn't repeat itself, but it does rhyme.\"", ">\n\nTime is a circle from a view except it's more like a staircase. And there's a shake at certain parts. \nHating the trudge upwards and always going around.", ">\n\nVonnegut or mcconaughey?", ">\n\n\"Canal traffic is unaffected, the canal authority's chairman Osama Rabie said.\"", ">\n\nCanal authority is what I call it when my wife bosses me around", ">\n\nNot again.", ">\n\nWhat next, a bowl of petunias?", ">\n\nWhat are you doing step-ship!?", ">\n\nI just need a quick tug.", ">\n\nHooray! Worldwide commerce meltdown again! Oh, wait, no, that one is bad...", ">\n\nSorry, no raises this year because that global thing that happened for a couple of days\n-Corporations", ">\n\nAlso, all of the products and services that aren't significantly impacted are going to receive price hikes regardless- which will stick around well-after the supply chain has normalized. Our ~~suckers~~ customers ~~are too dumb to notice~~ understand that our products and services have great value and we're always doing our best to stay competitive with the other sociopaths in the price-fixed industry.", ">\n\nDammit, again?", ">\n\n“Hey, I’ve seen this one! I’ve seen this one! This is a classic!”", ">\n\nAgain!?", ">\n\nYES! THEY PUT IT BACK!!!", ">\n\nImagine the captains face right now though. Just think. They all hope it won't be them, but it had to be someone.", ">\n\nI've already seen this season.", ">\n\n2023 writers getting lazy now.", ">\n\nI feel like I’ve heard this somewhere before…", ">\n\n:( why did it have to be a Ukrainian grain ship … they need the god damn money and the world needs their god damn grain .", ">\n\nAnd why does China need Ukrainian grain?", ">\n\nI’lll just leave this here.", ">\n\nThank you", ">\n\na.s.h.w.g.a.", ">\n\nThis should be interesting, 2023 off to a good start :)", ">\n\nLooks like a lousy remake of couple of previous years...", ">\n\nHave we even recover from the last?", ">\n\nI already saw this episode…", ">\n\nLet's gooooo.", ">\n\nThese idiots can't captain ships for shit", ">\n\nFrom the article: “It is currently unclear to what extent canal traffic is affected.”\nPretty sure that means it is badly affected.", ">\n\nAlso from the article:\n\nCanal traffic is unaffected, the canal authority's chairman Osama Rabie said.", ">\n\nIm not even lying, they changed/updated the article and now its 4x as long with much more info. Thanks.", ">\n\nI actually thought something like that happened. I don't think you're lying! I mean, that would be a weird thing to lie about.", ">\n\nFor f sake can the US just pay Egypt to build a fing second line already. Pretty sure the US could have paid Egypt to build 12 canals from the last wreck and now here we are again. Seriously Egypt doesn't have the money so just pay for it already so we don't have months long shipping crisis every year.", ">\n\nThis ignores both the history of the existing canal and the current megaprojects unfolding in egypt", ">\n\nWe've got another one, folks! 🎉🎉🎉🎉 (On a serious note, FOR FUCK'S SAKE!)", ">\n\nOh god please, Not again.", ">\n\nI bet my new tote bag was on there.", ">\n\nOn a ship carrying grain from Ukraine to China?", ">\n\n\nCanal traffic is unaffected, the canal authority's chairman Osama Rabie said.", ">\n\nIt’s like deja vu all over again.", ">\n\nAgain?", ">\n\nJesus, not again.", ">\n\noh no... not again.", ">\n\nhaha, yes!\nround 2", ">\n\nOkay, who decided to put history on loop?", ">\n\nCan anyone linke some radar site for ships? So we can track how \"bad\" it is?", ">\n\nOh no, not again.", ">\n\nLet's gooooo!", ">\n\nWe don’t need no stinkin supply chain!", ">\n\nEvergreen 2?", ">\n\nThis was a good episode of The Truman Show.", ">\n\nUkraine still exporting to China . Unfuckin real", ">\n\nGreat, now I will have to wait even longer for my container full of rubber dog poo", ">\n\nHere we go again...\nWhat do we do with a drunken sailor? What do we do we do with a drunken sailor? What do we do with a drunken sailor, early in the morning?", ">\n\nThrow em in the brig until they're sober", ">\n\nFeed 'em to the hungry rats for dinner.", ">\n\nPut them in bed with the captain's daughter", ">\n\nHave you seen the captain’s daughter (early in the morning)?", ">\n\nSober?", ">\n\nBetween this and the other things happening around the world it's like watching the events of the past 2-3 years replaying themselves.", ">\n\n\n\nShip stuck at the Suez Canal ✅\n\n\nA high number of contagious tourists coming in from China ✅\n\n\nA defeated president's supporters storm a country's government buildings ✅\n\n\nYep, sounds familiar alright.", ">\n\nHistory repeats, no one learns from the past.", ">\n\nI just heard someone say, \"History doesn't repeat itself, but it does rhyme.\"", ">\n\nRepeat Rap Battles of History! \n2020! Vs! 2023!\nBEGIN!", ">\n\nGreat now I gotta go listen to 40 ERBoH videos", ">\n\n\"Canal traffic is unaffected, the canal authority's chairman Osama Rabie said.\"", ">\n\nCanal authority is what I call it when my wife bosses me around", ">\n\nNo that one is without the C", ">\n\nNo, what you mean is when the morning coffee takes control", ">\n\nNot again.", ">\n\nWhat next, a bowl of petunias?", ">\n\n“Hey, I’ve seen this one! I’ve seen this one! This is a classic!”", ">\n\nWhat do you mean you’ve seen it, it’s brand new?", ">\n\nWhat are you doing step-ship!?", ">\n\nI just need a quick tug.", ">\n\nAgain!?", ">\n\nHooray! Worldwide commerce meltdown again! Oh, wait, no, that one is bad...", ">\n\nSorry, no raises this year because that global thing that happened for a couple of days\n-Corporations", ">\n\nAlso, all of the products and services that aren't significantly impacted are going to receive price hikes regardless- which will stick around well-after the supply chain has normalized. Our ~~suckers~~ customers ~~are too dumb to notice~~ understand that our products and services have great value and we're always doing our best to stay competitive with the other sociopaths in the price-fixed industry.", ">\n\nDammit, again?", ">\n\nYES! THEY PUT IT BACK!!!", ">\n\nThis should be interesting, 2023 off to a good start :)", ">\n\nLooks like a lousy remake of couple of previous years...", ">\n\nI've already seen this season.", ">\n\nI feel like I’ve heard this somewhere before…", ">\n\nSounds like no one read the article... They were able to get the ship unstuck, and it didn't sound like it caused any blockage. So nothing to worry about, and nothing like the last blockage.", ">\n\nImagine the captains face right now though. Just think. They all hope it won't be them, but it had to be someone.", ">\n\n2023 writers getting lazy now.", ">\n\nHave we even recover from the last?", ">\n\nI already saw this episode…", ">\n\nIt got up and left, why is everyone confused?", ">\n\nNobody asked for a sequel to Attack of the Crab Monsters (1957).", ">\n\nI’lll just leave this here.", ">\n\nThank you", ">\n\na.s.h.w.g.a.", ">\n\nLet's gooooo.", ">\n\nGreat, now I will have to wait even longer for my container full of rubber dog poo", ">\n\nIt has been resolved already: source", ">\n\nThis new is breaking!", ">\n\n*again", ">\n\nWell this year is off to a GREAT start.", ">\n\n:( why did it have to be a Ukrainian grain ship … they need the god damn money and the world needs their god damn grain .", ">\n\nAnd why does China need Ukrainian grain?", ">\n\nSo people dont starve ?", ">\n\nI didn't realize that such a massive industrial country as China needs grain import to not starve.", ">\n\nFrom the article: “It is currently unclear to what extent canal traffic is affected.”\nPretty sure that means it is badly affected.", ">\n\nAlso from the article:\n\nCanal traffic is unaffected, the canal authority's chairman Osama Rabie said.", ">\n\nIm not even lying, they changed/updated the article and now its 4x as long with much more info. Thanks.", ">\n\nI actually thought something like that happened. I don't think you're lying! I mean, that would be a weird thing to lie about.", ">\n\nThese idiots can't captain ships for shit", ">\n\nUkraine still exporting to China . Unfuckin real", ">\n\nFor f sake can the US just pay Egypt to build a fing second line already. Pretty sure the US could have paid Egypt to build 12 canals from the last wreck and now here we are again. Seriously Egypt doesn't have the money so just pay for it already so we don't have months long shipping crisis every year.", ">\n\nThis ignores both the history of the existing canal and the current megaprojects unfolding in egypt", ">\n\nWe've got another one, folks! 🎉🎉🎉🎉 (On a serious note, FOR FUCK'S SAKE!)", ">\n\nOh god please, Not again.", ">\n\nI bet my new tote bag was on there.", ">\n\nOn a ship carrying grain from Ukraine to China?", ">\n\n\nCanal traffic is unaffected, the canal authority's chairman Osama Rabie said.", ">\n\nIt’s like deja vu all over again.", ">\n\nAgain?", ">\n\nJesus, not again.", ">\n\noh no... not again.", ">\n\nhaha, yes!\nround 2", ">\n\nOkay, who decided to put history on loop?", ">\n\nCan anyone linke some radar site for ships? So we can track how \"bad\" it is?", ">\n\nOh no, not again.", ">\n\nLet's gooooo!", ">\n\nWe don’t need no stinkin supply chain!", ">\n\nEvergreen 2?", ">\n\nThis was a good episode of The Truman Show.", ">\n\nDe ja vu", ">\n\nLooks like they'll have to make it even wider for the influx of inexperienced shipping crews in the industry.", ">\n\nDeja Vu anyone?", ">\n\nSeriously, how often does this happens?", ">\n\nAgain?", ">\n\nIt’s even funnier the second time!!", ">\n\nPlease not with my stuff in it. Please.", ">\n\nBetween this and the other things happening around the world it's like watching the events of the past 2-3 years replaying themselves.", ">\n\n\n\nShip stuck at the Suez Canal ✅\n\n\nA high number of contagious tourists coming in from China ✅\n\n\nA defeated president's supporters storm a country's government buildings ✅\n\n\nYep, sounds familiar alright.", ">\n\nHistory repeats, no one learns from the past.", ">\n\nI just heard someone say, \"History doesn't repeat itself, but it does rhyme.\"", ">\n\nTime is a circle from a view except it's more like a staircase. And there's a shake at certain parts. \nHating the trudge upwards and always going around.", ">\n\nVonnegut or mcconaughey?", ">\n\n\"Canal traffic is unaffected, the canal authority's chairman Osama Rabie said.\"", ">\n\nCanal authority is what I call it when my wife bosses me around", ">\n\nNo that one is without the C", ">\n\nNo, what you mean is when the morning coffee takes control", ">\n\nHere we go again...\nWhat do we do with a drunken sailor? What do we do we do with a drunken sailor? What do we do with a drunken sailor, early in the morning?", ">\n\nThrow em in the brig until they're sober", ">\n\nFeed 'em to the hungry rats for dinner.", ">\n\nPut them in bed with the captain's daughter", ">\n\nHave you seen the captain’s daughter (early in the morning)?", ">\n\nShave his belly with a rusty razor", ">\n\n“Hey, I’ve seen this one! I’ve seen this one! This is a classic!”", ">\n\nWhat do you mean you’ve seen it, it’s brand new?", ">\n\nWhat’s a rerun?", ">\n\nWhat are you doing step-ship!?", ">\n\nIt doesn't take much with you people.", ">\n\nAhaa but you got the referrence still! 😆", ">\n\nNot again.", ">\n\nWhat next, a bowl of petunias?", ">\n\ndunno, time to start eating a bat's soup from a chinese wetmarket", ">\n\nAgain!?", ">\n\nHooray! Worldwide commerce meltdown again! Oh, wait, no, that one is bad...", ">\n\nYeah hopefully it gets resolved quick, more supply chain issues are not what we need right now", ">\n\nA quick scan of the article says it doesn't affect traffic.... I know reading isn't fun though.", ">\n\nIt has now been cleared!", ">\n\nDammit, again?", ">\n\nYES! THEY PUT IT BACK!!!", ">\n\nSounds like no one read the article... They were able to get the ship unstuck, and it didn't sound like it caused any blockage. So nothing to worry about, and nothing like the last blockage.", ">\n\nThis should be interesting, 2023 off to a good start :)", ">\n\nLooks like a lousy remake of couple of previous years...", ">\n\nI've already seen this season.", ">\n\n2023 writers getting lazy now.", ">\n\nI feel like I’ve heard this somewhere before…", ">\n\nIt has been resolved already: source", ">\n\nIt got up and left, why is everyone confused?", ">\n\nNobody asked for a sequel to Attack of the Crab Monsters (1957).", ">\n\nImagine the captains face right now though. Just think. They all hope it won't be them, but it had to be someone.", ">\n\nHave we even recover from the last?", ">\n\nI already saw this episode…", ">\n\nLet's gooooo.", ">\n\n*again", ">\n\nWell this year is off to a GREAT start.", ">\n\nI’lll just leave this here.", ">\n\nThank you", ">\n\na.s.h.w.g.a.", ">\n\n\"All we had to do was follow the damn train CJ\"", ">\n\nGreat, now I will have to wait even longer for my container full of rubber dog poo", ">\n\nThis new is breaking!", ">\n\nDeja Vu anyone?", ">\n\nAgain?", ">\n\nNot again", ">\n\n:( why did it have to be a Ukrainian grain ship … they need the god damn money and the world needs their god damn grain .", ">\n\nAnd why does China need Ukrainian grain?", ">\n\nSo people dont starve ?", ">\n\nI didn't realize that such a massive industrial country as China needs grain import to not starve.", ">\n\nCombined ukraine and russia i believe grow 80% of the worlds grain .", ">\n\nFrom the article: “It is currently unclear to what extent canal traffic is affected.”\nPretty sure that means it is badly affected.", ">\n\nAlso from the article:\n\nCanal traffic is unaffected, the canal authority's chairman Osama Rabie said.", ">\n\nIm not even lying, they changed/updated the article and now its 4x as long with much more info. Thanks.", ">\n\nI actually thought something like that happened. I don't think you're lying! I mean, that would be a weird thing to lie about.", ">\n\nThese idiots can't captain ships for shit", ">\n\nUkraine still exporting to China . Unfuckin real", ">\n\nFor f sake can the US just pay Egypt to build a fing second line already. Pretty sure the US could have paid Egypt to build 12 canals from the last wreck and now here we are again. Seriously Egypt doesn't have the money so just pay for it already so we don't have months long shipping crisis every year.", ">\n\nThis ignores both the history of the existing canal and the current megaprojects unfolding in egypt", ">\n\nWe've got another one, folks! 🎉🎉🎉🎉 (On a serious note, FOR FUCK'S SAKE!)", ">\n\nOh god please, Not again.", ">\n\nI bet my new tote bag was on there.", ">\n\nOn a ship carrying grain from Ukraine to China?" ]

[ "Here we go again...\nWhat do we do with a drunken sailor? What do we do we do with a drunken sailor? What do we do with a drunken sailor, early in the morning?", ">\n\nThrow em in the brig until they're sober", ">\n\nFeed 'em to the hungry rats for dinner.", ">\n\nAnd this is why I'll need to listen to the Drunken Whaler on repeat for some amount of time.", ">\n\nBetween this and the other things happening around the world it's like watching the events of the past 2-3 years replaying themselves.", ">\n\n\n\nSuez Canal blocked by a cargo ship ✅\n\n\nA high number of contagious tourists coming in from China ✅\n\n\nA defeated president's supporters storm a country's government buildings ✅\n\n\nYep, sounds familiar alright.", ">\n\nHistory repeats, no one learns from the past.", ">\n\nI just heard someone say, \"History doesn't repeat itself, but it does rhyme.\"", ">\n\nTime is a circle from a view except it's more like a staircase. And there's a shake at certain parts. \nHating the trudge upwards and always going around.", ">\n\nVonnegut or mcconaughey?", ">\n\n\"Canal traffic is unaffected, the canal authority's chairman Osama Rabie said.\"", ">\n\nCanal authority is what I call it when my wife bosses me around", ">\n\nNot again.", ">\n\nWhat next, a bowl of petunias?", ">\n\nWhat are you doing step-ship!?", ">\n\nI just need a quick tug.", ">\n\nHooray! Worldwide commerce meltdown again! Oh, wait, no, that one is bad...", ">\n\nSorry, no raises this year because that global thing that happened for a couple of days\n-Corporations", ">\n\nAlso, all of the products and services that aren't significantly impacted are going to receive price hikes regardless- which will stick around well-after the supply chain has normalized. Our ~~suckers~~ customers ~~are too dumb to notice~~ understand that our products and services have great value and we're always doing our best to stay competitive with the other sociopaths in the price-fixed industry.", ">\n\nDammit, again?", ">\n\n“Hey, I’ve seen this one! I’ve seen this one! This is a classic!”", ">\n\nAgain!?", ">\n\nYES! THEY PUT IT BACK!!!", ">\n\nImagine the captains face right now though. Just think. They all hope it won't be them, but it had to be someone.", ">\n\nI've already seen this season.", ">\n\n2023 writers getting lazy now.", ">\n\nI feel like I’ve heard this somewhere before…", ">\n\n:( why did it have to be a Ukrainian grain ship … they need the god damn money and the world needs their god damn grain .", ">\n\nAnd why does China need Ukrainian grain?", ">\n\nI’lll just leave this here.", ">\n\nThank you", ">\n\na.s.h.w.g.a.", ">\n\nThis should be interesting, 2023 off to a good start :)", ">\n\nLooks like a lousy remake of couple of previous years...", ">\n\nHave we even recover from the last?", ">\n\nI already saw this episode…", ">\n\nLet's gooooo.", ">\n\nThese idiots can't captain ships for shit", ">\n\nFrom the article: “It is currently unclear to what extent canal traffic is affected.”\nPretty sure that means it is badly affected.", ">\n\nAlso from the article:\n\nCanal traffic is unaffected, the canal authority's chairman Osama Rabie said.", ">\n\nIm not even lying, they changed/updated the article and now its 4x as long with much more info. Thanks.", ">\n\nI actually thought something like that happened. I don't think you're lying! I mean, that would be a weird thing to lie about.", ">\n\nFor f sake can the US just pay Egypt to build a fing second line already. Pretty sure the US could have paid Egypt to build 12 canals from the last wreck and now here we are again. Seriously Egypt doesn't have the money so just pay for it already so we don't have months long shipping crisis every year.", ">\n\nThis ignores both the history of the existing canal and the current megaprojects unfolding in egypt", ">\n\nWe've got another one, folks! 🎉🎉🎉🎉 (On a serious note, FOR FUCK'S SAKE!)", ">\n\nOh god please, Not again.", ">\n\nI bet my new tote bag was on there.", ">\n\nOn a ship carrying grain from Ukraine to China?", ">\n\n\nCanal traffic is unaffected, the canal authority's chairman Osama Rabie said.", ">\n\nIt’s like deja vu all over again.", ">\n\nAgain?", ">\n\nJesus, not again.", ">\n\noh no... not again.", ">\n\nhaha, yes!\nround 2", ">\n\nOkay, who decided to put history on loop?", ">\n\nCan anyone linke some radar site for ships? So we can track how \"bad\" it is?", ">\n\nOh no, not again.", ">\n\nLet's gooooo!", ">\n\nWe don’t need no stinkin supply chain!", ">\n\nEvergreen 2?", ">\n\nThis was a good episode of The Truman Show.", ">\n\nUkraine still exporting to China . Unfuckin real", ">\n\nGreat, now I will have to wait even longer for my container full of rubber dog poo", ">\n\nHere we go again...\nWhat do we do with a drunken sailor? What do we do we do with a drunken sailor? What do we do with a drunken sailor, early in the morning?", ">\n\nThrow em in the brig until they're sober", ">\n\nFeed 'em to the hungry rats for dinner.", ">\n\nPut them in bed with the captain's daughter", ">\n\nHave you seen the captain’s daughter (early in the morning)?", ">\n\nSober?", ">\n\nBetween this and the other things happening around the world it's like watching the events of the past 2-3 years replaying themselves.", ">\n\n\n\nShip stuck at the Suez Canal ✅\n\n\nA high number of contagious tourists coming in from China ✅\n\n\nA defeated president's supporters storm a country's government buildings ✅\n\n\nYep, sounds familiar alright.", ">\n\nHistory repeats, no one learns from the past.", ">\n\nI just heard someone say, \"History doesn't repeat itself, but it does rhyme.\"", ">\n\nRepeat Rap Battles of History! \n2020! Vs! 2023!\nBEGIN!", ">\n\nGreat now I gotta go listen to 40 ERBoH videos", ">\n\n\"Canal traffic is unaffected, the canal authority's chairman Osama Rabie said.\"", ">\n\nCanal authority is what I call it when my wife bosses me around", ">\n\nNo that one is without the C", ">\n\nNo, what you mean is when the morning coffee takes control", ">\n\nNot again.", ">\n\nWhat next, a bowl of petunias?", ">\n\n“Hey, I’ve seen this one! I’ve seen this one! This is a classic!”", ">\n\nWhat do you mean you’ve seen it, it’s brand new?", ">\n\nWhat are you doing step-ship!?", ">\n\nI just need a quick tug.", ">\n\nAgain!?", ">\n\nHooray! Worldwide commerce meltdown again! Oh, wait, no, that one is bad...", ">\n\nSorry, no raises this year because that global thing that happened for a couple of days\n-Corporations", ">\n\nAlso, all of the products and services that aren't significantly impacted are going to receive price hikes regardless- which will stick around well-after the supply chain has normalized. Our ~~suckers~~ customers ~~are too dumb to notice~~ understand that our products and services have great value and we're always doing our best to stay competitive with the other sociopaths in the price-fixed industry.", ">\n\nDammit, again?", ">\n\nYES! THEY PUT IT BACK!!!", ">\n\nThis should be interesting, 2023 off to a good start :)", ">\n\nLooks like a lousy remake of couple of previous years...", ">\n\nI've already seen this season.", ">\n\nI feel like I’ve heard this somewhere before…", ">\n\nSounds like no one read the article... They were able to get the ship unstuck, and it didn't sound like it caused any blockage. So nothing to worry about, and nothing like the last blockage.", ">\n\nImagine the captains face right now though. Just think. They all hope it won't be them, but it had to be someone.", ">\n\n2023 writers getting lazy now.", ">\n\nHave we even recover from the last?", ">\n\nI already saw this episode…", ">\n\nIt got up and left, why is everyone confused?", ">\n\nNobody asked for a sequel to Attack of the Crab Monsters (1957).", ">\n\nI’lll just leave this here.", ">\n\nThank you", ">\n\na.s.h.w.g.a.", ">\n\nLet's gooooo.", ">\n\nGreat, now I will have to wait even longer for my container full of rubber dog poo", ">\n\nIt has been resolved already: source", ">\n\nThis new is breaking!", ">\n\n*again", ">\n\nWell this year is off to a GREAT start.", ">\n\n:( why did it have to be a Ukrainian grain ship … they need the god damn money and the world needs their god damn grain .", ">\n\nAnd why does China need Ukrainian grain?", ">\n\nSo people dont starve ?", ">\n\nI didn't realize that such a massive industrial country as China needs grain import to not starve.", ">\n\nFrom the article: “It is currently unclear to what extent canal traffic is affected.”\nPretty sure that means it is badly affected.", ">\n\nAlso from the article:\n\nCanal traffic is unaffected, the canal authority's chairman Osama Rabie said.", ">\n\nIm not even lying, they changed/updated the article and now its 4x as long with much more info. Thanks.", ">\n\nI actually thought something like that happened. I don't think you're lying! I mean, that would be a weird thing to lie about.", ">\n\nThese idiots can't captain ships for shit", ">\n\nUkraine still exporting to China . Unfuckin real", ">\n\nFor f sake can the US just pay Egypt to build a fing second line already. Pretty sure the US could have paid Egypt to build 12 canals from the last wreck and now here we are again. Seriously Egypt doesn't have the money so just pay for it already so we don't have months long shipping crisis every year.", ">\n\nThis ignores both the history of the existing canal and the current megaprojects unfolding in egypt", ">\n\nWe've got another one, folks! 🎉🎉🎉🎉 (On a serious note, FOR FUCK'S SAKE!)", ">\n\nOh god please, Not again.", ">\n\nI bet my new tote bag was on there.", ">\n\nOn a ship carrying grain from Ukraine to China?", ">\n\n\nCanal traffic is unaffected, the canal authority's chairman Osama Rabie said.", ">\n\nIt’s like deja vu all over again.", ">\n\nAgain?", ">\n\nJesus, not again.", ">\n\noh no... not again.", ">\n\nhaha, yes!\nround 2", ">\n\nOkay, who decided to put history on loop?", ">\n\nCan anyone linke some radar site for ships? So we can track how \"bad\" it is?", ">\n\nOh no, not again.", ">\n\nLet's gooooo!", ">\n\nWe don’t need no stinkin supply chain!", ">\n\nEvergreen 2?", ">\n\nThis was a good episode of The Truman Show.", ">\n\nDe ja vu", ">\n\nLooks like they'll have to make it even wider for the influx of inexperienced shipping crews in the industry.", ">\n\nDeja Vu anyone?", ">\n\nSeriously, how often does this happens?", ">\n\nAgain?", ">\n\nIt’s even funnier the second time!!", ">\n\nPlease not with my stuff in it. Please.", ">\n\nBetween this and the other things happening around the world it's like watching the events of the past 2-3 years replaying themselves.", ">\n\n\n\nShip stuck at the Suez Canal ✅\n\n\nA high number of contagious tourists coming in from China ✅\n\n\nA defeated president's supporters storm a country's government buildings ✅\n\n\nYep, sounds familiar alright.", ">\n\nHistory repeats, no one learns from the past.", ">\n\nI just heard someone say, \"History doesn't repeat itself, but it does rhyme.\"", ">\n\nTime is a circle from a view except it's more like a staircase. And there's a shake at certain parts. \nHating the trudge upwards and always going around.", ">\n\nVonnegut or mcconaughey?", ">\n\n\"Canal traffic is unaffected, the canal authority's chairman Osama Rabie said.\"", ">\n\nCanal authority is what I call it when my wife bosses me around", ">\n\nNo that one is without the C", ">\n\nNo, what you mean is when the morning coffee takes control", ">\n\nHere we go again...\nWhat do we do with a drunken sailor? What do we do we do with a drunken sailor? What do we do with a drunken sailor, early in the morning?", ">\n\nThrow em in the brig until they're sober", ">\n\nFeed 'em to the hungry rats for dinner.", ">\n\nPut them in bed with the captain's daughter", ">\n\nHave you seen the captain’s daughter (early in the morning)?", ">\n\nShave his belly with a rusty razor", ">\n\n“Hey, I’ve seen this one! I’ve seen this one! This is a classic!”", ">\n\nWhat do you mean you’ve seen it, it’s brand new?", ">\n\nWhat’s a rerun?", ">\n\nWhat are you doing step-ship!?", ">\n\nIt doesn't take much with you people.", ">\n\nAhaa but you got the referrence still! 😆", ">\n\nNot again.", ">\n\nWhat next, a bowl of petunias?", ">\n\ndunno, time to start eating a bat's soup from a chinese wetmarket", ">\n\nAgain!?", ">\n\nHooray! Worldwide commerce meltdown again! Oh, wait, no, that one is bad...", ">\n\nYeah hopefully it gets resolved quick, more supply chain issues are not what we need right now", ">\n\nA quick scan of the article says it doesn't affect traffic.... I know reading isn't fun though.", ">\n\nIt has now been cleared!", ">\n\nDammit, again?", ">\n\nYES! THEY PUT IT BACK!!!", ">\n\nSounds like no one read the article... They were able to get the ship unstuck, and it didn't sound like it caused any blockage. So nothing to worry about, and nothing like the last blockage.", ">\n\nThis should be interesting, 2023 off to a good start :)", ">\n\nLooks like a lousy remake of couple of previous years...", ">\n\nI've already seen this season.", ">\n\n2023 writers getting lazy now.", ">\n\nI feel like I’ve heard this somewhere before…", ">\n\nIt has been resolved already: source", ">\n\nIt got up and left, why is everyone confused?", ">\n\nNobody asked for a sequel to Attack of the Crab Monsters (1957).", ">\n\nImagine the captains face right now though. Just think. They all hope it won't be them, but it had to be someone.", ">\n\nHave we even recover from the last?", ">\n\nI already saw this episode…", ">\n\nLet's gooooo.", ">\n\n*again", ">\n\nWell this year is off to a GREAT start.", ">\n\nI’lll just leave this here.", ">\n\nThank you", ">\n\na.s.h.w.g.a.", ">\n\n\"All we had to do was follow the damn train CJ\"", ">\n\nGreat, now I will have to wait even longer for my container full of rubber dog poo", ">\n\nThis new is breaking!", ">\n\nDeja Vu anyone?", ">\n\nAgain?", ">\n\nNot again", ">\n\n:( why did it have to be a Ukrainian grain ship … they need the god damn money and the world needs their god damn grain .", ">\n\nAnd why does China need Ukrainian grain?", ">\n\nSo people dont starve ?", ">\n\nI didn't realize that such a massive industrial country as China needs grain import to not starve.", ">\n\nCombined ukraine and russia i believe grow 80% of the worlds grain .", ">\n\nFrom the article: “It is currently unclear to what extent canal traffic is affected.”\nPretty sure that means it is badly affected.", ">\n\nAlso from the article:\n\nCanal traffic is unaffected, the canal authority's chairman Osama Rabie said.", ">\n\nIm not even lying, they changed/updated the article and now its 4x as long with much more info. Thanks.", ">\n\nI actually thought something like that happened. I don't think you're lying! I mean, that would be a weird thing to lie about.", ">\n\nThese idiots can't captain ships for shit", ">\n\nUkraine still exporting to China . Unfuckin real", ">\n\nFor f sake can the US just pay Egypt to build a fing second line already. Pretty sure the US could have paid Egypt to build 12 canals from the last wreck and now here we are again. Seriously Egypt doesn't have the money so just pay for it already so we don't have months long shipping crisis every year.", ">\n\nThis ignores both the history of the existing canal and the current megaprojects unfolding in egypt", ">\n\nWe've got another one, folks! 🎉🎉🎉🎉 (On a serious note, FOR FUCK'S SAKE!)", ">\n\nOh god please, Not again.", ">\n\nI bet my new tote bag was on there.", ">\n\nOn a ship carrying grain from Ukraine to China?", ">\n\n\nCanal traffic is unaffected, the canal authority's chairman Osama Rabie said." ]

[ "Here we go again...\nWhat do we do with a drunken sailor? What do we do we do with a drunken sailor? What do we do with a drunken sailor, early in the morning?", ">\n\nThrow em in the brig until they're sober", ">\n\nFeed 'em to the hungry rats for dinner.", ">\n\nAnd this is why I'll need to listen to the Drunken Whaler on repeat for some amount of time.", ">\n\nBetween this and the other things happening around the world it's like watching the events of the past 2-3 years replaying themselves.", ">\n\n\n\nSuez Canal blocked by a cargo ship ✅\n\n\nA high number of contagious tourists coming in from China ✅\n\n\nA defeated president's supporters storm a country's government buildings ✅\n\n\nYep, sounds familiar alright.", ">\n\nHistory repeats, no one learns from the past.", ">\n\nI just heard someone say, \"History doesn't repeat itself, but it does rhyme.\"", ">\n\nTime is a circle from a view except it's more like a staircase. And there's a shake at certain parts. \nHating the trudge upwards and always going around.", ">\n\nVonnegut or mcconaughey?", ">\n\n\"Canal traffic is unaffected, the canal authority's chairman Osama Rabie said.\"", ">\n\nCanal authority is what I call it when my wife bosses me around", ">\n\nNot again.", ">\n\nWhat next, a bowl of petunias?", ">\n\nWhat are you doing step-ship!?", ">\n\nI just need a quick tug.", ">\n\nHooray! Worldwide commerce meltdown again! Oh, wait, no, that one is bad...", ">\n\nSorry, no raises this year because that global thing that happened for a couple of days\n-Corporations", ">\n\nAlso, all of the products and services that aren't significantly impacted are going to receive price hikes regardless- which will stick around well-after the supply chain has normalized. Our ~~suckers~~ customers ~~are too dumb to notice~~ understand that our products and services have great value and we're always doing our best to stay competitive with the other sociopaths in the price-fixed industry.", ">\n\nDammit, again?", ">\n\n“Hey, I’ve seen this one! I’ve seen this one! This is a classic!”", ">\n\nAgain!?", ">\n\nYES! THEY PUT IT BACK!!!", ">\n\nImagine the captains face right now though. Just think. They all hope it won't be them, but it had to be someone.", ">\n\nI've already seen this season.", ">\n\n2023 writers getting lazy now.", ">\n\nI feel like I’ve heard this somewhere before…", ">\n\n:( why did it have to be a Ukrainian grain ship … they need the god damn money and the world needs their god damn grain .", ">\n\nAnd why does China need Ukrainian grain?", ">\n\nI’lll just leave this here.", ">\n\nThank you", ">\n\na.s.h.w.g.a.", ">\n\nThis should be interesting, 2023 off to a good start :)", ">\n\nLooks like a lousy remake of couple of previous years...", ">\n\nHave we even recover from the last?", ">\n\nI already saw this episode…", ">\n\nLet's gooooo.", ">\n\nThese idiots can't captain ships for shit", ">\n\nFrom the article: “It is currently unclear to what extent canal traffic is affected.”\nPretty sure that means it is badly affected.", ">\n\nAlso from the article:\n\nCanal traffic is unaffected, the canal authority's chairman Osama Rabie said.", ">\n\nIm not even lying, they changed/updated the article and now its 4x as long with much more info. Thanks.", ">\n\nI actually thought something like that happened. I don't think you're lying! I mean, that would be a weird thing to lie about.", ">\n\nFor f sake can the US just pay Egypt to build a fing second line already. Pretty sure the US could have paid Egypt to build 12 canals from the last wreck and now here we are again. Seriously Egypt doesn't have the money so just pay for it already so we don't have months long shipping crisis every year.", ">\n\nThis ignores both the history of the existing canal and the current megaprojects unfolding in egypt", ">\n\nWe've got another one, folks! 🎉🎉🎉🎉 (On a serious note, FOR FUCK'S SAKE!)", ">\n\nOh god please, Not again.", ">\n\nI bet my new tote bag was on there.", ">\n\nOn a ship carrying grain from Ukraine to China?", ">\n\n\nCanal traffic is unaffected, the canal authority's chairman Osama Rabie said.", ">\n\nIt’s like deja vu all over again.", ">\n\nAgain?", ">\n\nJesus, not again.", ">\n\noh no... not again.", ">\n\nhaha, yes!\nround 2", ">\n\nOkay, who decided to put history on loop?", ">\n\nCan anyone linke some radar site for ships? So we can track how \"bad\" it is?", ">\n\nOh no, not again.", ">\n\nLet's gooooo!", ">\n\nWe don’t need no stinkin supply chain!", ">\n\nEvergreen 2?", ">\n\nThis was a good episode of The Truman Show.", ">\n\nUkraine still exporting to China . Unfuckin real", ">\n\nGreat, now I will have to wait even longer for my container full of rubber dog poo", ">\n\nHere we go again...\nWhat do we do with a drunken sailor? What do we do we do with a drunken sailor? What do we do with a drunken sailor, early in the morning?", ">\n\nThrow em in the brig until they're sober", ">\n\nFeed 'em to the hungry rats for dinner.", ">\n\nPut them in bed with the captain's daughter", ">\n\nHave you seen the captain’s daughter (early in the morning)?", ">\n\nSober?", ">\n\nBetween this and the other things happening around the world it's like watching the events of the past 2-3 years replaying themselves.", ">\n\n\n\nShip stuck at the Suez Canal ✅\n\n\nA high number of contagious tourists coming in from China ✅\n\n\nA defeated president's supporters storm a country's government buildings ✅\n\n\nYep, sounds familiar alright.", ">\n\nHistory repeats, no one learns from the past.", ">\n\nI just heard someone say, \"History doesn't repeat itself, but it does rhyme.\"", ">\n\nRepeat Rap Battles of History! \n2020! Vs! 2023!\nBEGIN!", ">\n\nGreat now I gotta go listen to 40 ERBoH videos", ">\n\n\"Canal traffic is unaffected, the canal authority's chairman Osama Rabie said.\"", ">\n\nCanal authority is what I call it when my wife bosses me around", ">\n\nNo that one is without the C", ">\n\nNo, what you mean is when the morning coffee takes control", ">\n\nNot again.", ">\n\nWhat next, a bowl of petunias?", ">\n\n“Hey, I’ve seen this one! I’ve seen this one! This is a classic!”", ">\n\nWhat do you mean you’ve seen it, it’s brand new?", ">\n\nWhat are you doing step-ship!?", ">\n\nI just need a quick tug.", ">\n\nAgain!?", ">\n\nHooray! Worldwide commerce meltdown again! Oh, wait, no, that one is bad...", ">\n\nSorry, no raises this year because that global thing that happened for a couple of days\n-Corporations", ">\n\nAlso, all of the products and services that aren't significantly impacted are going to receive price hikes regardless- which will stick around well-after the supply chain has normalized. Our ~~suckers~~ customers ~~are too dumb to notice~~ understand that our products and services have great value and we're always doing our best to stay competitive with the other sociopaths in the price-fixed industry.", ">\n\nDammit, again?", ">\n\nYES! THEY PUT IT BACK!!!", ">\n\nThis should be interesting, 2023 off to a good start :)", ">\n\nLooks like a lousy remake of couple of previous years...", ">\n\nI've already seen this season.", ">\n\nI feel like I’ve heard this somewhere before…", ">\n\nSounds like no one read the article... They were able to get the ship unstuck, and it didn't sound like it caused any blockage. So nothing to worry about, and nothing like the last blockage.", ">\n\nImagine the captains face right now though. Just think. They all hope it won't be them, but it had to be someone.", ">\n\n2023 writers getting lazy now.", ">\n\nHave we even recover from the last?", ">\n\nI already saw this episode…", ">\n\nIt got up and left, why is everyone confused?", ">\n\nNobody asked for a sequel to Attack of the Crab Monsters (1957).", ">\n\nI’lll just leave this here.", ">\n\nThank you", ">\n\na.s.h.w.g.a.", ">\n\nLet's gooooo.", ">\n\nGreat, now I will have to wait even longer for my container full of rubber dog poo", ">\n\nIt has been resolved already: source", ">\n\nThis new is breaking!", ">\n\n*again", ">\n\nWell this year is off to a GREAT start.", ">\n\n:( why did it have to be a Ukrainian grain ship … they need the god damn money and the world needs their god damn grain .", ">\n\nAnd why does China need Ukrainian grain?", ">\n\nSo people dont starve ?", ">\n\nI didn't realize that such a massive industrial country as China needs grain import to not starve.", ">\n\nFrom the article: “It is currently unclear to what extent canal traffic is affected.”\nPretty sure that means it is badly affected.", ">\n\nAlso from the article:\n\nCanal traffic is unaffected, the canal authority's chairman Osama Rabie said.", ">\n\nIm not even lying, they changed/updated the article and now its 4x as long with much more info. Thanks.", ">\n\nI actually thought something like that happened. I don't think you're lying! I mean, that would be a weird thing to lie about.", ">\n\nThese idiots can't captain ships for shit", ">\n\nUkraine still exporting to China . Unfuckin real", ">\n\nFor f sake can the US just pay Egypt to build a fing second line already. Pretty sure the US could have paid Egypt to build 12 canals from the last wreck and now here we are again. Seriously Egypt doesn't have the money so just pay for it already so we don't have months long shipping crisis every year.", ">\n\nThis ignores both the history of the existing canal and the current megaprojects unfolding in egypt", ">\n\nWe've got another one, folks! 🎉🎉🎉🎉 (On a serious note, FOR FUCK'S SAKE!)", ">\n\nOh god please, Not again.", ">\n\nI bet my new tote bag was on there.", ">\n\nOn a ship carrying grain from Ukraine to China?", ">\n\n\nCanal traffic is unaffected, the canal authority's chairman Osama Rabie said.", ">\n\nIt’s like deja vu all over again.", ">\n\nAgain?", ">\n\nJesus, not again.", ">\n\noh no... not again.", ">\n\nhaha, yes!\nround 2", ">\n\nOkay, who decided to put history on loop?", ">\n\nCan anyone linke some radar site for ships? So we can track how \"bad\" it is?", ">\n\nOh no, not again.", ">\n\nLet's gooooo!", ">\n\nWe don’t need no stinkin supply chain!", ">\n\nEvergreen 2?", ">\n\nThis was a good episode of The Truman Show.", ">\n\nDe ja vu", ">\n\nLooks like they'll have to make it even wider for the influx of inexperienced shipping crews in the industry.", ">\n\nDeja Vu anyone?", ">\n\nSeriously, how often does this happens?", ">\n\nAgain?", ">\n\nIt’s even funnier the second time!!", ">\n\nPlease not with my stuff in it. Please.", ">\n\nBetween this and the other things happening around the world it's like watching the events of the past 2-3 years replaying themselves.", ">\n\n\n\nShip stuck at the Suez Canal ✅\n\n\nA high number of contagious tourists coming in from China ✅\n\n\nA defeated president's supporters storm a country's government buildings ✅\n\n\nYep, sounds familiar alright.", ">\n\nHistory repeats, no one learns from the past.", ">\n\nI just heard someone say, \"History doesn't repeat itself, but it does rhyme.\"", ">\n\nTime is a circle from a view except it's more like a staircase. And there's a shake at certain parts. \nHating the trudge upwards and always going around.", ">\n\nVonnegut or mcconaughey?", ">\n\n\"Canal traffic is unaffected, the canal authority's chairman Osama Rabie said.\"", ">\n\nCanal authority is what I call it when my wife bosses me around", ">\n\nNo that one is without the C", ">\n\nNo, what you mean is when the morning coffee takes control", ">\n\nHere we go again...\nWhat do we do with a drunken sailor? What do we do we do with a drunken sailor? What do we do with a drunken sailor, early in the morning?", ">\n\nThrow em in the brig until they're sober", ">\n\nFeed 'em to the hungry rats for dinner.", ">\n\nPut them in bed with the captain's daughter", ">\n\nHave you seen the captain’s daughter (early in the morning)?", ">\n\nShave his belly with a rusty razor", ">\n\n“Hey, I’ve seen this one! I’ve seen this one! This is a classic!”", ">\n\nWhat do you mean you’ve seen it, it’s brand new?", ">\n\nWhat’s a rerun?", ">\n\nWhat are you doing step-ship!?", ">\n\nIt doesn't take much with you people.", ">\n\nAhaa but you got the referrence still! 😆", ">\n\nNot again.", ">\n\nWhat next, a bowl of petunias?", ">\n\ndunno, time to start eating a bat's soup from a chinese wetmarket", ">\n\nAgain!?", ">\n\nHooray! Worldwide commerce meltdown again! Oh, wait, no, that one is bad...", ">\n\nYeah hopefully it gets resolved quick, more supply chain issues are not what we need right now", ">\n\nA quick scan of the article says it doesn't affect traffic.... I know reading isn't fun though.", ">\n\nIt has now been cleared!", ">\n\nDammit, again?", ">\n\nYES! THEY PUT IT BACK!!!", ">\n\nSounds like no one read the article... They were able to get the ship unstuck, and it didn't sound like it caused any blockage. So nothing to worry about, and nothing like the last blockage.", ">\n\nThis should be interesting, 2023 off to a good start :)", ">\n\nLooks like a lousy remake of couple of previous years...", ">\n\nI've already seen this season.", ">\n\n2023 writers getting lazy now.", ">\n\nI feel like I’ve heard this somewhere before…", ">\n\nIt has been resolved already: source", ">\n\nIt got up and left, why is everyone confused?", ">\n\nNobody asked for a sequel to Attack of the Crab Monsters (1957).", ">\n\nImagine the captains face right now though. Just think. They all hope it won't be them, but it had to be someone.", ">\n\nHave we even recover from the last?", ">\n\nI already saw this episode…", ">\n\nLet's gooooo.", ">\n\n*again", ">\n\nWell this year is off to a GREAT start.", ">\n\nI’lll just leave this here.", ">\n\nThank you", ">\n\na.s.h.w.g.a.", ">\n\n\"All we had to do was follow the damn train CJ\"", ">\n\nGreat, now I will have to wait even longer for my container full of rubber dog poo", ">\n\nThis new is breaking!", ">\n\nDeja Vu anyone?", ">\n\nAgain?", ">\n\nNot again", ">\n\n:( why did it have to be a Ukrainian grain ship … they need the god damn money and the world needs their god damn grain .", ">\n\nAnd why does China need Ukrainian grain?", ">\n\nSo people dont starve ?", ">\n\nI didn't realize that such a massive industrial country as China needs grain import to not starve.", ">\n\nCombined ukraine and russia i believe grow 80% of the worlds grain .", ">\n\nFrom the article: “It is currently unclear to what extent canal traffic is affected.”\nPretty sure that means it is badly affected.", ">\n\nAlso from the article:\n\nCanal traffic is unaffected, the canal authority's chairman Osama Rabie said.", ">\n\nIm not even lying, they changed/updated the article and now its 4x as long with much more info. Thanks.", ">\n\nI actually thought something like that happened. I don't think you're lying! I mean, that would be a weird thing to lie about.", ">\n\nThese idiots can't captain ships for shit", ">\n\nUkraine still exporting to China . Unfuckin real", ">\n\nFor f sake can the US just pay Egypt to build a fing second line already. Pretty sure the US could have paid Egypt to build 12 canals from the last wreck and now here we are again. Seriously Egypt doesn't have the money so just pay for it already so we don't have months long shipping crisis every year.", ">\n\nThis ignores both the history of the existing canal and the current megaprojects unfolding in egypt", ">\n\nWe've got another one, folks! 🎉🎉🎉🎉 (On a serious note, FOR FUCK'S SAKE!)", ">\n\nOh god please, Not again.", ">\n\nI bet my new tote bag was on there.", ">\n\nOn a ship carrying grain from Ukraine to China?", ">\n\n\nCanal traffic is unaffected, the canal authority's chairman Osama Rabie said.", ">\n\nIt’s like deja vu all over again." ]

[ "Here we go again...\nWhat do we do with a drunken sailor? What do we do we do with a drunken sailor? What do we do with a drunken sailor, early in the morning?", ">\n\nThrow em in the brig until they're sober", ">\n\nFeed 'em to the hungry rats for dinner.", ">\n\nAnd this is why I'll need to listen to the Drunken Whaler on repeat for some amount of time.", ">\n\nBetween this and the other things happening around the world it's like watching the events of the past 2-3 years replaying themselves.", ">\n\n\n\nSuez Canal blocked by a cargo ship ✅\n\n\nA high number of contagious tourists coming in from China ✅\n\n\nA defeated president's supporters storm a country's government buildings ✅\n\n\nYep, sounds familiar alright.", ">\n\nHistory repeats, no one learns from the past.", ">\n\nI just heard someone say, \"History doesn't repeat itself, but it does rhyme.\"", ">\n\nTime is a circle from a view except it's more like a staircase. And there's a shake at certain parts. \nHating the trudge upwards and always going around.", ">\n\nVonnegut or mcconaughey?", ">\n\n\"Canal traffic is unaffected, the canal authority's chairman Osama Rabie said.\"", ">\n\nCanal authority is what I call it when my wife bosses me around", ">\n\nNot again.", ">\n\nWhat next, a bowl of petunias?", ">\n\nWhat are you doing step-ship!?", ">\n\nI just need a quick tug.", ">\n\nHooray! Worldwide commerce meltdown again! Oh, wait, no, that one is bad...", ">\n\nSorry, no raises this year because that global thing that happened for a couple of days\n-Corporations", ">\n\nAlso, all of the products and services that aren't significantly impacted are going to receive price hikes regardless- which will stick around well-after the supply chain has normalized. Our ~~suckers~~ customers ~~are too dumb to notice~~ understand that our products and services have great value and we're always doing our best to stay competitive with the other sociopaths in the price-fixed industry.", ">\n\nDammit, again?", ">\n\n“Hey, I’ve seen this one! I’ve seen this one! This is a classic!”", ">\n\nAgain!?", ">\n\nYES! THEY PUT IT BACK!!!", ">\n\nImagine the captains face right now though. Just think. They all hope it won't be them, but it had to be someone.", ">\n\nI've already seen this season.", ">\n\n2023 writers getting lazy now.", ">\n\nI feel like I’ve heard this somewhere before…", ">\n\n:( why did it have to be a Ukrainian grain ship … they need the god damn money and the world needs their god damn grain .", ">\n\nAnd why does China need Ukrainian grain?", ">\n\nI’lll just leave this here.", ">\n\nThank you", ">\n\na.s.h.w.g.a.", ">\n\nThis should be interesting, 2023 off to a good start :)", ">\n\nLooks like a lousy remake of couple of previous years...", ">\n\nHave we even recover from the last?", ">\n\nI already saw this episode…", ">\n\nLet's gooooo.", ">\n\nThese idiots can't captain ships for shit", ">\n\nFrom the article: “It is currently unclear to what extent canal traffic is affected.”\nPretty sure that means it is badly affected.", ">\n\nAlso from the article:\n\nCanal traffic is unaffected, the canal authority's chairman Osama Rabie said.", ">\n\nIm not even lying, they changed/updated the article and now its 4x as long with much more info. Thanks.", ">\n\nI actually thought something like that happened. I don't think you're lying! I mean, that would be a weird thing to lie about.", ">\n\nFor f sake can the US just pay Egypt to build a fing second line already. Pretty sure the US could have paid Egypt to build 12 canals from the last wreck and now here we are again. Seriously Egypt doesn't have the money so just pay for it already so we don't have months long shipping crisis every year.", ">\n\nThis ignores both the history of the existing canal and the current megaprojects unfolding in egypt", ">\n\nWe've got another one, folks! 🎉🎉🎉🎉 (On a serious note, FOR FUCK'S SAKE!)", ">\n\nOh god please, Not again.", ">\n\nI bet my new tote bag was on there.", ">\n\nOn a ship carrying grain from Ukraine to China?", ">\n\n\nCanal traffic is unaffected, the canal authority's chairman Osama Rabie said.", ">\n\nIt’s like deja vu all over again.", ">\n\nAgain?", ">\n\nJesus, not again.", ">\n\noh no... not again.", ">\n\nhaha, yes!\nround 2", ">\n\nOkay, who decided to put history on loop?", ">\n\nCan anyone linke some radar site for ships? So we can track how \"bad\" it is?", ">\n\nOh no, not again.", ">\n\nLet's gooooo!", ">\n\nWe don’t need no stinkin supply chain!", ">\n\nEvergreen 2?", ">\n\nThis was a good episode of The Truman Show.", ">\n\nUkraine still exporting to China . Unfuckin real", ">\n\nGreat, now I will have to wait even longer for my container full of rubber dog poo", ">\n\nHere we go again...\nWhat do we do with a drunken sailor? What do we do we do with a drunken sailor? What do we do with a drunken sailor, early in the morning?", ">\n\nThrow em in the brig until they're sober", ">\n\nFeed 'em to the hungry rats for dinner.", ">\n\nPut them in bed with the captain's daughter", ">\n\nHave you seen the captain’s daughter (early in the morning)?", ">\n\nSober?", ">\n\nBetween this and the other things happening around the world it's like watching the events of the past 2-3 years replaying themselves.", ">\n\n\n\nShip stuck at the Suez Canal ✅\n\n\nA high number of contagious tourists coming in from China ✅\n\n\nA defeated president's supporters storm a country's government buildings ✅\n\n\nYep, sounds familiar alright.", ">\n\nHistory repeats, no one learns from the past.", ">\n\nI just heard someone say, \"History doesn't repeat itself, but it does rhyme.\"", ">\n\nRepeat Rap Battles of History! \n2020! Vs! 2023!\nBEGIN!", ">\n\nGreat now I gotta go listen to 40 ERBoH videos", ">\n\n\"Canal traffic is unaffected, the canal authority's chairman Osama Rabie said.\"", ">\n\nCanal authority is what I call it when my wife bosses me around", ">\n\nNo that one is without the C", ">\n\nNo, what you mean is when the morning coffee takes control", ">\n\nNot again.", ">\n\nWhat next, a bowl of petunias?", ">\n\n“Hey, I’ve seen this one! I’ve seen this one! This is a classic!”", ">\n\nWhat do you mean you’ve seen it, it’s brand new?", ">\n\nWhat are you doing step-ship!?", ">\n\nI just need a quick tug.", ">\n\nAgain!?", ">\n\nHooray! Worldwide commerce meltdown again! Oh, wait, no, that one is bad...", ">\n\nSorry, no raises this year because that global thing that happened for a couple of days\n-Corporations", ">\n\nAlso, all of the products and services that aren't significantly impacted are going to receive price hikes regardless- which will stick around well-after the supply chain has normalized. Our ~~suckers~~ customers ~~are too dumb to notice~~ understand that our products and services have great value and we're always doing our best to stay competitive with the other sociopaths in the price-fixed industry.", ">\n\nDammit, again?", ">\n\nYES! THEY PUT IT BACK!!!", ">\n\nThis should be interesting, 2023 off to a good start :)", ">\n\nLooks like a lousy remake of couple of previous years...", ">\n\nI've already seen this season.", ">\n\nI feel like I’ve heard this somewhere before…", ">\n\nSounds like no one read the article... They were able to get the ship unstuck, and it didn't sound like it caused any blockage. So nothing to worry about, and nothing like the last blockage.", ">\n\nImagine the captains face right now though. Just think. They all hope it won't be them, but it had to be someone.", ">\n\n2023 writers getting lazy now.", ">\n\nHave we even recover from the last?", ">\n\nI already saw this episode…", ">\n\nIt got up and left, why is everyone confused?", ">\n\nNobody asked for a sequel to Attack of the Crab Monsters (1957).", ">\n\nI’lll just leave this here.", ">\n\nThank you", ">\n\na.s.h.w.g.a.", ">\n\nLet's gooooo.", ">\n\nGreat, now I will have to wait even longer for my container full of rubber dog poo", ">\n\nIt has been resolved already: source", ">\n\nThis new is breaking!", ">\n\n*again", ">\n\nWell this year is off to a GREAT start.", ">\n\n:( why did it have to be a Ukrainian grain ship … they need the god damn money and the world needs their god damn grain .", ">\n\nAnd why does China need Ukrainian grain?", ">\n\nSo people dont starve ?", ">\n\nI didn't realize that such a massive industrial country as China needs grain import to not starve.", ">\n\nFrom the article: “It is currently unclear to what extent canal traffic is affected.”\nPretty sure that means it is badly affected.", ">\n\nAlso from the article:\n\nCanal traffic is unaffected, the canal authority's chairman Osama Rabie said.", ">\n\nIm not even lying, they changed/updated the article and now its 4x as long with much more info. Thanks.", ">\n\nI actually thought something like that happened. I don't think you're lying! I mean, that would be a weird thing to lie about.", ">\n\nThese idiots can't captain ships for shit", ">\n\nUkraine still exporting to China . Unfuckin real", ">\n\nFor f sake can the US just pay Egypt to build a fing second line already. Pretty sure the US could have paid Egypt to build 12 canals from the last wreck and now here we are again. Seriously Egypt doesn't have the money so just pay for it already so we don't have months long shipping crisis every year.", ">\n\nThis ignores both the history of the existing canal and the current megaprojects unfolding in egypt", ">\n\nWe've got another one, folks! 🎉🎉🎉🎉 (On a serious note, FOR FUCK'S SAKE!)", ">\n\nOh god please, Not again.", ">\n\nI bet my new tote bag was on there.", ">\n\nOn a ship carrying grain from Ukraine to China?", ">\n\n\nCanal traffic is unaffected, the canal authority's chairman Osama Rabie said.", ">\n\nIt’s like deja vu all over again.", ">\n\nAgain?", ">\n\nJesus, not again.", ">\n\noh no... not again.", ">\n\nhaha, yes!\nround 2", ">\n\nOkay, who decided to put history on loop?", ">\n\nCan anyone linke some radar site for ships? So we can track how \"bad\" it is?", ">\n\nOh no, not again.", ">\n\nLet's gooooo!", ">\n\nWe don’t need no stinkin supply chain!", ">\n\nEvergreen 2?", ">\n\nThis was a good episode of The Truman Show.", ">\n\nDe ja vu", ">\n\nLooks like they'll have to make it even wider for the influx of inexperienced shipping crews in the industry.", ">\n\nDeja Vu anyone?", ">\n\nSeriously, how often does this happens?", ">\n\nAgain?", ">\n\nIt’s even funnier the second time!!", ">\n\nPlease not with my stuff in it. Please.", ">\n\nBetween this and the other things happening around the world it's like watching the events of the past 2-3 years replaying themselves.", ">\n\n\n\nShip stuck at the Suez Canal ✅\n\n\nA high number of contagious tourists coming in from China ✅\n\n\nA defeated president's supporters storm a country's government buildings ✅\n\n\nYep, sounds familiar alright.", ">\n\nHistory repeats, no one learns from the past.", ">\n\nI just heard someone say, \"History doesn't repeat itself, but it does rhyme.\"", ">\n\nTime is a circle from a view except it's more like a staircase. And there's a shake at certain parts. \nHating the trudge upwards and always going around.", ">\n\nVonnegut or mcconaughey?", ">\n\n\"Canal traffic is unaffected, the canal authority's chairman Osama Rabie said.\"", ">\n\nCanal authority is what I call it when my wife bosses me around", ">\n\nNo that one is without the C", ">\n\nNo, what you mean is when the morning coffee takes control", ">\n\nHere we go again...\nWhat do we do with a drunken sailor? What do we do we do with a drunken sailor? What do we do with a drunken sailor, early in the morning?", ">\n\nThrow em in the brig until they're sober", ">\n\nFeed 'em to the hungry rats for dinner.", ">\n\nPut them in bed with the captain's daughter", ">\n\nHave you seen the captain’s daughter (early in the morning)?", ">\n\nShave his belly with a rusty razor", ">\n\n“Hey, I’ve seen this one! I’ve seen this one! This is a classic!”", ">\n\nWhat do you mean you’ve seen it, it’s brand new?", ">\n\nWhat’s a rerun?", ">\n\nWhat are you doing step-ship!?", ">\n\nIt doesn't take much with you people.", ">\n\nAhaa but you got the referrence still! 😆", ">\n\nNot again.", ">\n\nWhat next, a bowl of petunias?", ">\n\ndunno, time to start eating a bat's soup from a chinese wetmarket", ">\n\nAgain!?", ">\n\nHooray! Worldwide commerce meltdown again! Oh, wait, no, that one is bad...", ">\n\nYeah hopefully it gets resolved quick, more supply chain issues are not what we need right now", ">\n\nA quick scan of the article says it doesn't affect traffic.... I know reading isn't fun though.", ">\n\nIt has now been cleared!", ">\n\nDammit, again?", ">\n\nYES! THEY PUT IT BACK!!!", ">\n\nSounds like no one read the article... They were able to get the ship unstuck, and it didn't sound like it caused any blockage. So nothing to worry about, and nothing like the last blockage.", ">\n\nThis should be interesting, 2023 off to a good start :)", ">\n\nLooks like a lousy remake of couple of previous years...", ">\n\nI've already seen this season.", ">\n\n2023 writers getting lazy now.", ">\n\nI feel like I’ve heard this somewhere before…", ">\n\nIt has been resolved already: source", ">\n\nIt got up and left, why is everyone confused?", ">\n\nNobody asked for a sequel to Attack of the Crab Monsters (1957).", ">\n\nImagine the captains face right now though. Just think. They all hope it won't be them, but it had to be someone.", ">\n\nHave we even recover from the last?", ">\n\nI already saw this episode…", ">\n\nLet's gooooo.", ">\n\n*again", ">\n\nWell this year is off to a GREAT start.", ">\n\nI’lll just leave this here.", ">\n\nThank you", ">\n\na.s.h.w.g.a.", ">\n\n\"All we had to do was follow the damn train CJ\"", ">\n\nGreat, now I will have to wait even longer for my container full of rubber dog poo", ">\n\nThis new is breaking!", ">\n\nDeja Vu anyone?", ">\n\nAgain?", ">\n\nNot again", ">\n\n:( why did it have to be a Ukrainian grain ship … they need the god damn money and the world needs their god damn grain .", ">\n\nAnd why does China need Ukrainian grain?", ">\n\nSo people dont starve ?", ">\n\nI didn't realize that such a massive industrial country as China needs grain import to not starve.", ">\n\nCombined ukraine and russia i believe grow 80% of the worlds grain .", ">\n\nFrom the article: “It is currently unclear to what extent canal traffic is affected.”\nPretty sure that means it is badly affected.", ">\n\nAlso from the article:\n\nCanal traffic is unaffected, the canal authority's chairman Osama Rabie said.", ">\n\nIm not even lying, they changed/updated the article and now its 4x as long with much more info. Thanks.", ">\n\nI actually thought something like that happened. I don't think you're lying! I mean, that would be a weird thing to lie about.", ">\n\nThese idiots can't captain ships for shit", ">\n\nUkraine still exporting to China . Unfuckin real", ">\n\nFor f sake can the US just pay Egypt to build a fing second line already. Pretty sure the US could have paid Egypt to build 12 canals from the last wreck and now here we are again. Seriously Egypt doesn't have the money so just pay for it already so we don't have months long shipping crisis every year.", ">\n\nThis ignores both the history of the existing canal and the current megaprojects unfolding in egypt", ">\n\nWe've got another one, folks! 🎉🎉🎉🎉 (On a serious note, FOR FUCK'S SAKE!)", ">\n\nOh god please, Not again.", ">\n\nI bet my new tote bag was on there.", ">\n\nOn a ship carrying grain from Ukraine to China?", ">\n\n\nCanal traffic is unaffected, the canal authority's chairman Osama Rabie said.", ">\n\nIt’s like deja vu all over again.", ">\n\nAgain?" ]

[ "Here we go again...\nWhat do we do with a drunken sailor? What do we do we do with a drunken sailor? What do we do with a drunken sailor, early in the morning?", ">\n\nThrow em in the brig until they're sober", ">\n\nFeed 'em to the hungry rats for dinner.", ">\n\nAnd this is why I'll need to listen to the Drunken Whaler on repeat for some amount of time.", ">\n\nBetween this and the other things happening around the world it's like watching the events of the past 2-3 years replaying themselves.", ">\n\n\n\nSuez Canal blocked by a cargo ship ✅\n\n\nA high number of contagious tourists coming in from China ✅\n\n\nA defeated president's supporters storm a country's government buildings ✅\n\n\nYep, sounds familiar alright.", ">\n\nHistory repeats, no one learns from the past.", ">\n\nI just heard someone say, \"History doesn't repeat itself, but it does rhyme.\"", ">\n\nTime is a circle from a view except it's more like a staircase. And there's a shake at certain parts. \nHating the trudge upwards and always going around.", ">\n\nVonnegut or mcconaughey?", ">\n\n\"Canal traffic is unaffected, the canal authority's chairman Osama Rabie said.\"", ">\n\nCanal authority is what I call it when my wife bosses me around", ">\n\nNot again.", ">\n\nWhat next, a bowl of petunias?", ">\n\nWhat are you doing step-ship!?", ">\n\nI just need a quick tug.", ">\n\nHooray! Worldwide commerce meltdown again! Oh, wait, no, that one is bad...", ">\n\nSorry, no raises this year because that global thing that happened for a couple of days\n-Corporations", ">\n\nAlso, all of the products and services that aren't significantly impacted are going to receive price hikes regardless- which will stick around well-after the supply chain has normalized. Our ~~suckers~~ customers ~~are too dumb to notice~~ understand that our products and services have great value and we're always doing our best to stay competitive with the other sociopaths in the price-fixed industry.", ">\n\nDammit, again?", ">\n\n“Hey, I’ve seen this one! I’ve seen this one! This is a classic!”", ">\n\nAgain!?", ">\n\nYES! THEY PUT IT BACK!!!", ">\n\nImagine the captains face right now though. Just think. They all hope it won't be them, but it had to be someone.", ">\n\nI've already seen this season.", ">\n\n2023 writers getting lazy now.", ">\n\nI feel like I’ve heard this somewhere before…", ">\n\n:( why did it have to be a Ukrainian grain ship … they need the god damn money and the world needs their god damn grain .", ">\n\nAnd why does China need Ukrainian grain?", ">\n\nI’lll just leave this here.", ">\n\nThank you", ">\n\na.s.h.w.g.a.", ">\n\nThis should be interesting, 2023 off to a good start :)", ">\n\nLooks like a lousy remake of couple of previous years...", ">\n\nHave we even recover from the last?", ">\n\nI already saw this episode…", ">\n\nLet's gooooo.", ">\n\nThese idiots can't captain ships for shit", ">\n\nFrom the article: “It is currently unclear to what extent canal traffic is affected.”\nPretty sure that means it is badly affected.", ">\n\nAlso from the article:\n\nCanal traffic is unaffected, the canal authority's chairman Osama Rabie said.", ">\n\nIm not even lying, they changed/updated the article and now its 4x as long with much more info. Thanks.", ">\n\nI actually thought something like that happened. I don't think you're lying! I mean, that would be a weird thing to lie about.", ">\n\nFor f sake can the US just pay Egypt to build a fing second line already. Pretty sure the US could have paid Egypt to build 12 canals from the last wreck and now here we are again. Seriously Egypt doesn't have the money so just pay for it already so we don't have months long shipping crisis every year.", ">\n\nThis ignores both the history of the existing canal and the current megaprojects unfolding in egypt", ">\n\nWe've got another one, folks! 🎉🎉🎉🎉 (On a serious note, FOR FUCK'S SAKE!)", ">\n\nOh god please, Not again.", ">\n\nI bet my new tote bag was on there.", ">\n\nOn a ship carrying grain from Ukraine to China?", ">\n\n\nCanal traffic is unaffected, the canal authority's chairman Osama Rabie said.", ">\n\nIt’s like deja vu all over again.", ">\n\nAgain?", ">\n\nJesus, not again.", ">\n\noh no... not again.", ">\n\nhaha, yes!\nround 2", ">\n\nOkay, who decided to put history on loop?", ">\n\nCan anyone linke some radar site for ships? So we can track how \"bad\" it is?", ">\n\nOh no, not again.", ">\n\nLet's gooooo!", ">\n\nWe don’t need no stinkin supply chain!", ">\n\nEvergreen 2?", ">\n\nThis was a good episode of The Truman Show.", ">\n\nUkraine still exporting to China . Unfuckin real", ">\n\nGreat, now I will have to wait even longer for my container full of rubber dog poo", ">\n\nHere we go again...\nWhat do we do with a drunken sailor? What do we do we do with a drunken sailor? What do we do with a drunken sailor, early in the morning?", ">\n\nThrow em in the brig until they're sober", ">\n\nFeed 'em to the hungry rats for dinner.", ">\n\nPut them in bed with the captain's daughter", ">\n\nHave you seen the captain’s daughter (early in the morning)?", ">\n\nSober?", ">\n\nBetween this and the other things happening around the world it's like watching the events of the past 2-3 years replaying themselves.", ">\n\n\n\nShip stuck at the Suez Canal ✅\n\n\nA high number of contagious tourists coming in from China ✅\n\n\nA defeated president's supporters storm a country's government buildings ✅\n\n\nYep, sounds familiar alright.", ">\n\nHistory repeats, no one learns from the past.", ">\n\nI just heard someone say, \"History doesn't repeat itself, but it does rhyme.\"", ">\n\nRepeat Rap Battles of History! \n2020! Vs! 2023!\nBEGIN!", ">\n\nGreat now I gotta go listen to 40 ERBoH videos", ">\n\n\"Canal traffic is unaffected, the canal authority's chairman Osama Rabie said.\"", ">\n\nCanal authority is what I call it when my wife bosses me around", ">\n\nNo that one is without the C", ">\n\nNo, what you mean is when the morning coffee takes control", ">\n\nNot again.", ">\n\nWhat next, a bowl of petunias?", ">\n\n“Hey, I’ve seen this one! I’ve seen this one! This is a classic!”", ">\n\nWhat do you mean you’ve seen it, it’s brand new?", ">\n\nWhat are you doing step-ship!?", ">\n\nI just need a quick tug.", ">\n\nAgain!?", ">\n\nHooray! Worldwide commerce meltdown again! Oh, wait, no, that one is bad...", ">\n\nSorry, no raises this year because that global thing that happened for a couple of days\n-Corporations", ">\n\nAlso, all of the products and services that aren't significantly impacted are going to receive price hikes regardless- which will stick around well-after the supply chain has normalized. Our ~~suckers~~ customers ~~are too dumb to notice~~ understand that our products and services have great value and we're always doing our best to stay competitive with the other sociopaths in the price-fixed industry.", ">\n\nDammit, again?", ">\n\nYES! THEY PUT IT BACK!!!", ">\n\nThis should be interesting, 2023 off to a good start :)", ">\n\nLooks like a lousy remake of couple of previous years...", ">\n\nI've already seen this season.", ">\n\nI feel like I’ve heard this somewhere before…", ">\n\nSounds like no one read the article... They were able to get the ship unstuck, and it didn't sound like it caused any blockage. So nothing to worry about, and nothing like the last blockage.", ">\n\nImagine the captains face right now though. Just think. They all hope it won't be them, but it had to be someone.", ">\n\n2023 writers getting lazy now.", ">\n\nHave we even recover from the last?", ">\n\nI already saw this episode…", ">\n\nIt got up and left, why is everyone confused?", ">\n\nNobody asked for a sequel to Attack of the Crab Monsters (1957).", ">\n\nI’lll just leave this here.", ">\n\nThank you", ">\n\na.s.h.w.g.a.", ">\n\nLet's gooooo.", ">\n\nGreat, now I will have to wait even longer for my container full of rubber dog poo", ">\n\nIt has been resolved already: source", ">\n\nThis new is breaking!", ">\n\n*again", ">\n\nWell this year is off to a GREAT start.", ">\n\n:( why did it have to be a Ukrainian grain ship … they need the god damn money and the world needs their god damn grain .", ">\n\nAnd why does China need Ukrainian grain?", ">\n\nSo people dont starve ?", ">\n\nI didn't realize that such a massive industrial country as China needs grain import to not starve.", ">\n\nFrom the article: “It is currently unclear to what extent canal traffic is affected.”\nPretty sure that means it is badly affected.", ">\n\nAlso from the article:\n\nCanal traffic is unaffected, the canal authority's chairman Osama Rabie said.", ">\n\nIm not even lying, they changed/updated the article and now its 4x as long with much more info. Thanks.", ">\n\nI actually thought something like that happened. I don't think you're lying! I mean, that would be a weird thing to lie about.", ">\n\nThese idiots can't captain ships for shit", ">\n\nUkraine still exporting to China . Unfuckin real", ">\n\nFor f sake can the US just pay Egypt to build a fing second line already. Pretty sure the US could have paid Egypt to build 12 canals from the last wreck and now here we are again. Seriously Egypt doesn't have the money so just pay for it already so we don't have months long shipping crisis every year.", ">\n\nThis ignores both the history of the existing canal and the current megaprojects unfolding in egypt", ">\n\nWe've got another one, folks! 🎉🎉🎉🎉 (On a serious note, FOR FUCK'S SAKE!)", ">\n\nOh god please, Not again.", ">\n\nI bet my new tote bag was on there.", ">\n\nOn a ship carrying grain from Ukraine to China?", ">\n\n\nCanal traffic is unaffected, the canal authority's chairman Osama Rabie said.", ">\n\nIt’s like deja vu all over again.", ">\n\nAgain?", ">\n\nJesus, not again.", ">\n\noh no... not again.", ">\n\nhaha, yes!\nround 2", ">\n\nOkay, who decided to put history on loop?", ">\n\nCan anyone linke some radar site for ships? So we can track how \"bad\" it is?", ">\n\nOh no, not again.", ">\n\nLet's gooooo!", ">\n\nWe don’t need no stinkin supply chain!", ">\n\nEvergreen 2?", ">\n\nThis was a good episode of The Truman Show.", ">\n\nDe ja vu", ">\n\nLooks like they'll have to make it even wider for the influx of inexperienced shipping crews in the industry.", ">\n\nDeja Vu anyone?", ">\n\nSeriously, how often does this happens?", ">\n\nAgain?", ">\n\nIt’s even funnier the second time!!", ">\n\nPlease not with my stuff in it. Please.", ">\n\nBetween this and the other things happening around the world it's like watching the events of the past 2-3 years replaying themselves.", ">\n\n\n\nShip stuck at the Suez Canal ✅\n\n\nA high number of contagious tourists coming in from China ✅\n\n\nA defeated president's supporters storm a country's government buildings ✅\n\n\nYep, sounds familiar alright.", ">\n\nHistory repeats, no one learns from the past.", ">\n\nI just heard someone say, \"History doesn't repeat itself, but it does rhyme.\"", ">\n\nTime is a circle from a view except it's more like a staircase. And there's a shake at certain parts. \nHating the trudge upwards and always going around.", ">\n\nVonnegut or mcconaughey?", ">\n\n\"Canal traffic is unaffected, the canal authority's chairman Osama Rabie said.\"", ">\n\nCanal authority is what I call it when my wife bosses me around", ">\n\nNo that one is without the C", ">\n\nNo, what you mean is when the morning coffee takes control", ">\n\nHere we go again...\nWhat do we do with a drunken sailor? What do we do we do with a drunken sailor? What do we do with a drunken sailor, early in the morning?", ">\n\nThrow em in the brig until they're sober", ">\n\nFeed 'em to the hungry rats for dinner.", ">\n\nPut them in bed with the captain's daughter", ">\n\nHave you seen the captain’s daughter (early in the morning)?", ">\n\nShave his belly with a rusty razor", ">\n\n“Hey, I’ve seen this one! I’ve seen this one! This is a classic!”", ">\n\nWhat do you mean you’ve seen it, it’s brand new?", ">\n\nWhat’s a rerun?", ">\n\nWhat are you doing step-ship!?", ">\n\nIt doesn't take much with you people.", ">\n\nAhaa but you got the referrence still! 😆", ">\n\nNot again.", ">\n\nWhat next, a bowl of petunias?", ">\n\ndunno, time to start eating a bat's soup from a chinese wetmarket", ">\n\nAgain!?", ">\n\nHooray! Worldwide commerce meltdown again! Oh, wait, no, that one is bad...", ">\n\nYeah hopefully it gets resolved quick, more supply chain issues are not what we need right now", ">\n\nA quick scan of the article says it doesn't affect traffic.... I know reading isn't fun though.", ">\n\nIt has now been cleared!", ">\n\nDammit, again?", ">\n\nYES! THEY PUT IT BACK!!!", ">\n\nSounds like no one read the article... They were able to get the ship unstuck, and it didn't sound like it caused any blockage. So nothing to worry about, and nothing like the last blockage.", ">\n\nThis should be interesting, 2023 off to a good start :)", ">\n\nLooks like a lousy remake of couple of previous years...", ">\n\nI've already seen this season.", ">\n\n2023 writers getting lazy now.", ">\n\nI feel like I’ve heard this somewhere before…", ">\n\nIt has been resolved already: source", ">\n\nIt got up and left, why is everyone confused?", ">\n\nNobody asked for a sequel to Attack of the Crab Monsters (1957).", ">\n\nImagine the captains face right now though. Just think. They all hope it won't be them, but it had to be someone.", ">\n\nHave we even recover from the last?", ">\n\nI already saw this episode…", ">\n\nLet's gooooo.", ">\n\n*again", ">\n\nWell this year is off to a GREAT start.", ">\n\nI’lll just leave this here.", ">\n\nThank you", ">\n\na.s.h.w.g.a.", ">\n\n\"All we had to do was follow the damn train CJ\"", ">\n\nGreat, now I will have to wait even longer for my container full of rubber dog poo", ">\n\nThis new is breaking!", ">\n\nDeja Vu anyone?", ">\n\nAgain?", ">\n\nNot again", ">\n\n:( why did it have to be a Ukrainian grain ship … they need the god damn money and the world needs their god damn grain .", ">\n\nAnd why does China need Ukrainian grain?", ">\n\nSo people dont starve ?", ">\n\nI didn't realize that such a massive industrial country as China needs grain import to not starve.", ">\n\nCombined ukraine and russia i believe grow 80% of the worlds grain .", ">\n\nFrom the article: “It is currently unclear to what extent canal traffic is affected.”\nPretty sure that means it is badly affected.", ">\n\nAlso from the article:\n\nCanal traffic is unaffected, the canal authority's chairman Osama Rabie said.", ">\n\nIm not even lying, they changed/updated the article and now its 4x as long with much more info. Thanks.", ">\n\nI actually thought something like that happened. I don't think you're lying! I mean, that would be a weird thing to lie about.", ">\n\nThese idiots can't captain ships for shit", ">\n\nUkraine still exporting to China . Unfuckin real", ">\n\nFor f sake can the US just pay Egypt to build a fing second line already. Pretty sure the US could have paid Egypt to build 12 canals from the last wreck and now here we are again. Seriously Egypt doesn't have the money so just pay for it already so we don't have months long shipping crisis every year.", ">\n\nThis ignores both the history of the existing canal and the current megaprojects unfolding in egypt", ">\n\nWe've got another one, folks! 🎉🎉🎉🎉 (On a serious note, FOR FUCK'S SAKE!)", ">\n\nOh god please, Not again.", ">\n\nI bet my new tote bag was on there.", ">\n\nOn a ship carrying grain from Ukraine to China?", ">\n\n\nCanal traffic is unaffected, the canal authority's chairman Osama Rabie said.", ">\n\nIt’s like deja vu all over again.", ">\n\nAgain?", ">\n\nJesus, not again." ]

[ "Here we go again...\nWhat do we do with a drunken sailor? What do we do we do with a drunken sailor? What do we do with a drunken sailor, early in the morning?", ">\n\nThrow em in the brig until they're sober", ">\n\nFeed 'em to the hungry rats for dinner.", ">\n\nAnd this is why I'll need to listen to the Drunken Whaler on repeat for some amount of time.", ">\n\nBetween this and the other things happening around the world it's like watching the events of the past 2-3 years replaying themselves.", ">\n\n\n\nSuez Canal blocked by a cargo ship ✅\n\n\nA high number of contagious tourists coming in from China ✅\n\n\nA defeated president's supporters storm a country's government buildings ✅\n\n\nYep, sounds familiar alright.", ">\n\nHistory repeats, no one learns from the past.", ">\n\nI just heard someone say, \"History doesn't repeat itself, but it does rhyme.\"", ">\n\nTime is a circle from a view except it's more like a staircase. And there's a shake at certain parts. \nHating the trudge upwards and always going around.", ">\n\nVonnegut or mcconaughey?", ">\n\n\"Canal traffic is unaffected, the canal authority's chairman Osama Rabie said.\"", ">\n\nCanal authority is what I call it when my wife bosses me around", ">\n\nNot again.", ">\n\nWhat next, a bowl of petunias?", ">\n\nWhat are you doing step-ship!?", ">\n\nI just need a quick tug.", ">\n\nHooray! Worldwide commerce meltdown again! Oh, wait, no, that one is bad...", ">\n\nSorry, no raises this year because that global thing that happened for a couple of days\n-Corporations", ">\n\nAlso, all of the products and services that aren't significantly impacted are going to receive price hikes regardless- which will stick around well-after the supply chain has normalized. Our ~~suckers~~ customers ~~are too dumb to notice~~ understand that our products and services have great value and we're always doing our best to stay competitive with the other sociopaths in the price-fixed industry.", ">\n\nDammit, again?", ">\n\n“Hey, I’ve seen this one! I’ve seen this one! This is a classic!”", ">\n\nAgain!?", ">\n\nYES! THEY PUT IT BACK!!!", ">\n\nImagine the captains face right now though. Just think. They all hope it won't be them, but it had to be someone.", ">\n\nI've already seen this season.", ">\n\n2023 writers getting lazy now.", ">\n\nI feel like I’ve heard this somewhere before…", ">\n\n:( why did it have to be a Ukrainian grain ship … they need the god damn money and the world needs their god damn grain .", ">\n\nAnd why does China need Ukrainian grain?", ">\n\nI’lll just leave this here.", ">\n\nThank you", ">\n\na.s.h.w.g.a.", ">\n\nThis should be interesting, 2023 off to a good start :)", ">\n\nLooks like a lousy remake of couple of previous years...", ">\n\nHave we even recover from the last?", ">\n\nI already saw this episode…", ">\n\nLet's gooooo.", ">\n\nThese idiots can't captain ships for shit", ">\n\nFrom the article: “It is currently unclear to what extent canal traffic is affected.”\nPretty sure that means it is badly affected.", ">\n\nAlso from the article:\n\nCanal traffic is unaffected, the canal authority's chairman Osama Rabie said.", ">\n\nIm not even lying, they changed/updated the article and now its 4x as long with much more info. Thanks.", ">\n\nI actually thought something like that happened. I don't think you're lying! I mean, that would be a weird thing to lie about.", ">\n\nFor f sake can the US just pay Egypt to build a fing second line already. Pretty sure the US could have paid Egypt to build 12 canals from the last wreck and now here we are again. Seriously Egypt doesn't have the money so just pay for it already so we don't have months long shipping crisis every year.", ">\n\nThis ignores both the history of the existing canal and the current megaprojects unfolding in egypt", ">\n\nWe've got another one, folks! 🎉🎉🎉🎉 (On a serious note, FOR FUCK'S SAKE!)", ">\n\nOh god please, Not again.", ">\n\nI bet my new tote bag was on there.", ">\n\nOn a ship carrying grain from Ukraine to China?", ">\n\n\nCanal traffic is unaffected, the canal authority's chairman Osama Rabie said.", ">\n\nIt’s like deja vu all over again.", ">\n\nAgain?", ">\n\nJesus, not again.", ">\n\noh no... not again.", ">\n\nhaha, yes!\nround 2", ">\n\nOkay, who decided to put history on loop?", ">\n\nCan anyone linke some radar site for ships? So we can track how \"bad\" it is?", ">\n\nOh no, not again.", ">\n\nLet's gooooo!", ">\n\nWe don’t need no stinkin supply chain!", ">\n\nEvergreen 2?", ">\n\nThis was a good episode of The Truman Show.", ">\n\nUkraine still exporting to China . Unfuckin real", ">\n\nGreat, now I will have to wait even longer for my container full of rubber dog poo", ">\n\nHere we go again...\nWhat do we do with a drunken sailor? What do we do we do with a drunken sailor? What do we do with a drunken sailor, early in the morning?", ">\n\nThrow em in the brig until they're sober", ">\n\nFeed 'em to the hungry rats for dinner.", ">\n\nPut them in bed with the captain's daughter", ">\n\nHave you seen the captain’s daughter (early in the morning)?", ">\n\nSober?", ">\n\nBetween this and the other things happening around the world it's like watching the events of the past 2-3 years replaying themselves.", ">\n\n\n\nShip stuck at the Suez Canal ✅\n\n\nA high number of contagious tourists coming in from China ✅\n\n\nA defeated president's supporters storm a country's government buildings ✅\n\n\nYep, sounds familiar alright.", ">\n\nHistory repeats, no one learns from the past.", ">\n\nI just heard someone say, \"History doesn't repeat itself, but it does rhyme.\"", ">\n\nRepeat Rap Battles of History! \n2020! Vs! 2023!\nBEGIN!", ">\n\nGreat now I gotta go listen to 40 ERBoH videos", ">\n\n\"Canal traffic is unaffected, the canal authority's chairman Osama Rabie said.\"", ">\n\nCanal authority is what I call it when my wife bosses me around", ">\n\nNo that one is without the C", ">\n\nNo, what you mean is when the morning coffee takes control", ">\n\nNot again.", ">\n\nWhat next, a bowl of petunias?", ">\n\n“Hey, I’ve seen this one! I’ve seen this one! This is a classic!”", ">\n\nWhat do you mean you’ve seen it, it’s brand new?", ">\n\nWhat are you doing step-ship!?", ">\n\nI just need a quick tug.", ">\n\nAgain!?", ">\n\nHooray! Worldwide commerce meltdown again! Oh, wait, no, that one is bad...", ">\n\nSorry, no raises this year because that global thing that happened for a couple of days\n-Corporations", ">\n\nAlso, all of the products and services that aren't significantly impacted are going to receive price hikes regardless- which will stick around well-after the supply chain has normalized. Our ~~suckers~~ customers ~~are too dumb to notice~~ understand that our products and services have great value and we're always doing our best to stay competitive with the other sociopaths in the price-fixed industry.", ">\n\nDammit, again?", ">\n\nYES! THEY PUT IT BACK!!!", ">\n\nThis should be interesting, 2023 off to a good start :)", ">\n\nLooks like a lousy remake of couple of previous years...", ">\n\nI've already seen this season.", ">\n\nI feel like I’ve heard this somewhere before…", ">\n\nSounds like no one read the article... They were able to get the ship unstuck, and it didn't sound like it caused any blockage. So nothing to worry about, and nothing like the last blockage.", ">\n\nImagine the captains face right now though. Just think. They all hope it won't be them, but it had to be someone.", ">\n\n2023 writers getting lazy now.", ">\n\nHave we even recover from the last?", ">\n\nI already saw this episode…", ">\n\nIt got up and left, why is everyone confused?", ">\n\nNobody asked for a sequel to Attack of the Crab Monsters (1957).", ">\n\nI’lll just leave this here.", ">\n\nThank you", ">\n\na.s.h.w.g.a.", ">\n\nLet's gooooo.", ">\n\nGreat, now I will have to wait even longer for my container full of rubber dog poo", ">\n\nIt has been resolved already: source", ">\n\nThis new is breaking!", ">\n\n*again", ">\n\nWell this year is off to a GREAT start.", ">\n\n:( why did it have to be a Ukrainian grain ship … they need the god damn money and the world needs their god damn grain .", ">\n\nAnd why does China need Ukrainian grain?", ">\n\nSo people dont starve ?", ">\n\nI didn't realize that such a massive industrial country as China needs grain import to not starve.", ">\n\nFrom the article: “It is currently unclear to what extent canal traffic is affected.”\nPretty sure that means it is badly affected.", ">\n\nAlso from the article:\n\nCanal traffic is unaffected, the canal authority's chairman Osama Rabie said.", ">\n\nIm not even lying, they changed/updated the article and now its 4x as long with much more info. Thanks.", ">\n\nI actually thought something like that happened. I don't think you're lying! I mean, that would be a weird thing to lie about.", ">\n\nThese idiots can't captain ships for shit", ">\n\nUkraine still exporting to China . Unfuckin real", ">\n\nFor f sake can the US just pay Egypt to build a fing second line already. Pretty sure the US could have paid Egypt to build 12 canals from the last wreck and now here we are again. Seriously Egypt doesn't have the money so just pay for it already so we don't have months long shipping crisis every year.", ">\n\nThis ignores both the history of the existing canal and the current megaprojects unfolding in egypt", ">\n\nWe've got another one, folks! 🎉🎉🎉🎉 (On a serious note, FOR FUCK'S SAKE!)", ">\n\nOh god please, Not again.", ">\n\nI bet my new tote bag was on there.", ">\n\nOn a ship carrying grain from Ukraine to China?", ">\n\n\nCanal traffic is unaffected, the canal authority's chairman Osama Rabie said.", ">\n\nIt’s like deja vu all over again.", ">\n\nAgain?", ">\n\nJesus, not again.", ">\n\noh no... not again.", ">\n\nhaha, yes!\nround 2", ">\n\nOkay, who decided to put history on loop?", ">\n\nCan anyone linke some radar site for ships? So we can track how \"bad\" it is?", ">\n\nOh no, not again.", ">\n\nLet's gooooo!", ">\n\nWe don’t need no stinkin supply chain!", ">\n\nEvergreen 2?", ">\n\nThis was a good episode of The Truman Show.", ">\n\nDe ja vu", ">\n\nLooks like they'll have to make it even wider for the influx of inexperienced shipping crews in the industry.", ">\n\nDeja Vu anyone?", ">\n\nSeriously, how often does this happens?", ">\n\nAgain?", ">\n\nIt’s even funnier the second time!!", ">\n\nPlease not with my stuff in it. Please.", ">\n\nBetween this and the other things happening around the world it's like watching the events of the past 2-3 years replaying themselves.", ">\n\n\n\nShip stuck at the Suez Canal ✅\n\n\nA high number of contagious tourists coming in from China ✅\n\n\nA defeated president's supporters storm a country's government buildings ✅\n\n\nYep, sounds familiar alright.", ">\n\nHistory repeats, no one learns from the past.", ">\n\nI just heard someone say, \"History doesn't repeat itself, but it does rhyme.\"", ">\n\nTime is a circle from a view except it's more like a staircase. And there's a shake at certain parts. \nHating the trudge upwards and always going around.", ">\n\nVonnegut or mcconaughey?", ">\n\n\"Canal traffic is unaffected, the canal authority's chairman Osama Rabie said.\"", ">\n\nCanal authority is what I call it when my wife bosses me around", ">\n\nNo that one is without the C", ">\n\nNo, what you mean is when the morning coffee takes control", ">\n\nHere we go again...\nWhat do we do with a drunken sailor? What do we do we do with a drunken sailor? What do we do with a drunken sailor, early in the morning?", ">\n\nThrow em in the brig until they're sober", ">\n\nFeed 'em to the hungry rats for dinner.", ">\n\nPut them in bed with the captain's daughter", ">\n\nHave you seen the captain’s daughter (early in the morning)?", ">\n\nShave his belly with a rusty razor", ">\n\n“Hey, I’ve seen this one! I’ve seen this one! This is a classic!”", ">\n\nWhat do you mean you’ve seen it, it’s brand new?", ">\n\nWhat’s a rerun?", ">\n\nWhat are you doing step-ship!?", ">\n\nIt doesn't take much with you people.", ">\n\nAhaa but you got the referrence still! 😆", ">\n\nNot again.", ">\n\nWhat next, a bowl of petunias?", ">\n\ndunno, time to start eating a bat's soup from a chinese wetmarket", ">\n\nAgain!?", ">\n\nHooray! Worldwide commerce meltdown again! Oh, wait, no, that one is bad...", ">\n\nYeah hopefully it gets resolved quick, more supply chain issues are not what we need right now", ">\n\nA quick scan of the article says it doesn't affect traffic.... I know reading isn't fun though.", ">\n\nIt has now been cleared!", ">\n\nDammit, again?", ">\n\nYES! THEY PUT IT BACK!!!", ">\n\nSounds like no one read the article... They were able to get the ship unstuck, and it didn't sound like it caused any blockage. So nothing to worry about, and nothing like the last blockage.", ">\n\nThis should be interesting, 2023 off to a good start :)", ">\n\nLooks like a lousy remake of couple of previous years...", ">\n\nI've already seen this season.", ">\n\n2023 writers getting lazy now.", ">\n\nI feel like I’ve heard this somewhere before…", ">\n\nIt has been resolved already: source", ">\n\nIt got up and left, why is everyone confused?", ">\n\nNobody asked for a sequel to Attack of the Crab Monsters (1957).", ">\n\nImagine the captains face right now though. Just think. They all hope it won't be them, but it had to be someone.", ">\n\nHave we even recover from the last?", ">\n\nI already saw this episode…", ">\n\nLet's gooooo.", ">\n\n*again", ">\n\nWell this year is off to a GREAT start.", ">\n\nI’lll just leave this here.", ">\n\nThank you", ">\n\na.s.h.w.g.a.", ">\n\n\"All we had to do was follow the damn train CJ\"", ">\n\nGreat, now I will have to wait even longer for my container full of rubber dog poo", ">\n\nThis new is breaking!", ">\n\nDeja Vu anyone?", ">\n\nAgain?", ">\n\nNot again", ">\n\n:( why did it have to be a Ukrainian grain ship … they need the god damn money and the world needs their god damn grain .", ">\n\nAnd why does China need Ukrainian grain?", ">\n\nSo people dont starve ?", ">\n\nI didn't realize that such a massive industrial country as China needs grain import to not starve.", ">\n\nCombined ukraine and russia i believe grow 80% of the worlds grain .", ">\n\nFrom the article: “It is currently unclear to what extent canal traffic is affected.”\nPretty sure that means it is badly affected.", ">\n\nAlso from the article:\n\nCanal traffic is unaffected, the canal authority's chairman Osama Rabie said.", ">\n\nIm not even lying, they changed/updated the article and now its 4x as long with much more info. Thanks.", ">\n\nI actually thought something like that happened. I don't think you're lying! I mean, that would be a weird thing to lie about.", ">\n\nThese idiots can't captain ships for shit", ">\n\nUkraine still exporting to China . Unfuckin real", ">\n\nFor f sake can the US just pay Egypt to build a fing second line already. Pretty sure the US could have paid Egypt to build 12 canals from the last wreck and now here we are again. Seriously Egypt doesn't have the money so just pay for it already so we don't have months long shipping crisis every year.", ">\n\nThis ignores both the history of the existing canal and the current megaprojects unfolding in egypt", ">\n\nWe've got another one, folks! 🎉🎉🎉🎉 (On a serious note, FOR FUCK'S SAKE!)", ">\n\nOh god please, Not again.", ">\n\nI bet my new tote bag was on there.", ">\n\nOn a ship carrying grain from Ukraine to China?", ">\n\n\nCanal traffic is unaffected, the canal authority's chairman Osama Rabie said.", ">\n\nIt’s like deja vu all over again.", ">\n\nAgain?", ">\n\nJesus, not again.", ">\n\noh no... not again." ]

[ "Here we go again...\nWhat do we do with a drunken sailor? What do we do we do with a drunken sailor? What do we do with a drunken sailor, early in the morning?", ">\n\nThrow em in the brig until they're sober", ">\n\nFeed 'em to the hungry rats for dinner.", ">\n\nAnd this is why I'll need to listen to the Drunken Whaler on repeat for some amount of time.", ">\n\nBetween this and the other things happening around the world it's like watching the events of the past 2-3 years replaying themselves.", ">\n\n\n\nSuez Canal blocked by a cargo ship ✅\n\n\nA high number of contagious tourists coming in from China ✅\n\n\nA defeated president's supporters storm a country's government buildings ✅\n\n\nYep, sounds familiar alright.", ">\n\nHistory repeats, no one learns from the past.", ">\n\nI just heard someone say, \"History doesn't repeat itself, but it does rhyme.\"", ">\n\nTime is a circle from a view except it's more like a staircase. And there's a shake at certain parts. \nHating the trudge upwards and always going around.", ">\n\nVonnegut or mcconaughey?", ">\n\n\"Canal traffic is unaffected, the canal authority's chairman Osama Rabie said.\"", ">\n\nCanal authority is what I call it when my wife bosses me around", ">\n\nNot again.", ">\n\nWhat next, a bowl of petunias?", ">\n\nWhat are you doing step-ship!?", ">\n\nI just need a quick tug.", ">\n\nHooray! Worldwide commerce meltdown again! Oh, wait, no, that one is bad...", ">\n\nSorry, no raises this year because that global thing that happened for a couple of days\n-Corporations", ">\n\nAlso, all of the products and services that aren't significantly impacted are going to receive price hikes regardless- which will stick around well-after the supply chain has normalized. Our ~~suckers~~ customers ~~are too dumb to notice~~ understand that our products and services have great value and we're always doing our best to stay competitive with the other sociopaths in the price-fixed industry.", ">\n\nDammit, again?", ">\n\n“Hey, I’ve seen this one! I’ve seen this one! This is a classic!”", ">\n\nAgain!?", ">\n\nYES! THEY PUT IT BACK!!!", ">\n\nImagine the captains face right now though. Just think. They all hope it won't be them, but it had to be someone.", ">\n\nI've already seen this season.", ">\n\n2023 writers getting lazy now.", ">\n\nI feel like I’ve heard this somewhere before…", ">\n\n:( why did it have to be a Ukrainian grain ship … they need the god damn money and the world needs their god damn grain .", ">\n\nAnd why does China need Ukrainian grain?", ">\n\nI’lll just leave this here.", ">\n\nThank you", ">\n\na.s.h.w.g.a.", ">\n\nThis should be interesting, 2023 off to a good start :)", ">\n\nLooks like a lousy remake of couple of previous years...", ">\n\nHave we even recover from the last?", ">\n\nI already saw this episode…", ">\n\nLet's gooooo.", ">\n\nThese idiots can't captain ships for shit", ">\n\nFrom the article: “It is currently unclear to what extent canal traffic is affected.”\nPretty sure that means it is badly affected.", ">\n\nAlso from the article:\n\nCanal traffic is unaffected, the canal authority's chairman Osama Rabie said.", ">\n\nIm not even lying, they changed/updated the article and now its 4x as long with much more info. Thanks.", ">\n\nI actually thought something like that happened. I don't think you're lying! I mean, that would be a weird thing to lie about.", ">\n\nFor f sake can the US just pay Egypt to build a fing second line already. Pretty sure the US could have paid Egypt to build 12 canals from the last wreck and now here we are again. Seriously Egypt doesn't have the money so just pay for it already so we don't have months long shipping crisis every year.", ">\n\nThis ignores both the history of the existing canal and the current megaprojects unfolding in egypt", ">\n\nWe've got another one, folks! 🎉🎉🎉🎉 (On a serious note, FOR FUCK'S SAKE!)", ">\n\nOh god please, Not again.", ">\n\nI bet my new tote bag was on there.", ">\n\nOn a ship carrying grain from Ukraine to China?", ">\n\n\nCanal traffic is unaffected, the canal authority's chairman Osama Rabie said.", ">\n\nIt’s like deja vu all over again.", ">\n\nAgain?", ">\n\nJesus, not again.", ">\n\noh no... not again.", ">\n\nhaha, yes!\nround 2", ">\n\nOkay, who decided to put history on loop?", ">\n\nCan anyone linke some radar site for ships? So we can track how \"bad\" it is?", ">\n\nOh no, not again.", ">\n\nLet's gooooo!", ">\n\nWe don’t need no stinkin supply chain!", ">\n\nEvergreen 2?", ">\n\nThis was a good episode of The Truman Show.", ">\n\nUkraine still exporting to China . Unfuckin real", ">\n\nGreat, now I will have to wait even longer for my container full of rubber dog poo", ">\n\nHere we go again...\nWhat do we do with a drunken sailor? What do we do we do with a drunken sailor? What do we do with a drunken sailor, early in the morning?", ">\n\nThrow em in the brig until they're sober", ">\n\nFeed 'em to the hungry rats for dinner.", ">\n\nPut them in bed with the captain's daughter", ">\n\nHave you seen the captain’s daughter (early in the morning)?", ">\n\nSober?", ">\n\nBetween this and the other things happening around the world it's like watching the events of the past 2-3 years replaying themselves.", ">\n\n\n\nShip stuck at the Suez Canal ✅\n\n\nA high number of contagious tourists coming in from China ✅\n\n\nA defeated president's supporters storm a country's government buildings ✅\n\n\nYep, sounds familiar alright.", ">\n\nHistory repeats, no one learns from the past.", ">\n\nI just heard someone say, \"History doesn't repeat itself, but it does rhyme.\"", ">\n\nRepeat Rap Battles of History! \n2020! Vs! 2023!\nBEGIN!", ">\n\nGreat now I gotta go listen to 40 ERBoH videos", ">\n\n\"Canal traffic is unaffected, the canal authority's chairman Osama Rabie said.\"", ">\n\nCanal authority is what I call it when my wife bosses me around", ">\n\nNo that one is without the C", ">\n\nNo, what you mean is when the morning coffee takes control", ">\n\nNot again.", ">\n\nWhat next, a bowl of petunias?", ">\n\n“Hey, I’ve seen this one! I’ve seen this one! This is a classic!”", ">\n\nWhat do you mean you’ve seen it, it’s brand new?", ">\n\nWhat are you doing step-ship!?", ">\n\nI just need a quick tug.", ">\n\nAgain!?", ">\n\nHooray! Worldwide commerce meltdown again! Oh, wait, no, that one is bad...", ">\n\nSorry, no raises this year because that global thing that happened for a couple of days\n-Corporations", ">\n\nAlso, all of the products and services that aren't significantly impacted are going to receive price hikes regardless- which will stick around well-after the supply chain has normalized. Our ~~suckers~~ customers ~~are too dumb to notice~~ understand that our products and services have great value and we're always doing our best to stay competitive with the other sociopaths in the price-fixed industry.", ">\n\nDammit, again?", ">\n\nYES! THEY PUT IT BACK!!!", ">\n\nThis should be interesting, 2023 off to a good start :)", ">\n\nLooks like a lousy remake of couple of previous years...", ">\n\nI've already seen this season.", ">\n\nI feel like I’ve heard this somewhere before…", ">\n\nSounds like no one read the article... They were able to get the ship unstuck, and it didn't sound like it caused any blockage. So nothing to worry about, and nothing like the last blockage.", ">\n\nImagine the captains face right now though. Just think. They all hope it won't be them, but it had to be someone.", ">\n\n2023 writers getting lazy now.", ">\n\nHave we even recover from the last?", ">\n\nI already saw this episode…", ">\n\nIt got up and left, why is everyone confused?", ">\n\nNobody asked for a sequel to Attack of the Crab Monsters (1957).", ">\n\nI’lll just leave this here.", ">\n\nThank you", ">\n\na.s.h.w.g.a.", ">\n\nLet's gooooo.", ">\n\nGreat, now I will have to wait even longer for my container full of rubber dog poo", ">\n\nIt has been resolved already: source", ">\n\nThis new is breaking!", ">\n\n*again", ">\n\nWell this year is off to a GREAT start.", ">\n\n:( why did it have to be a Ukrainian grain ship … they need the god damn money and the world needs their god damn grain .", ">\n\nAnd why does China need Ukrainian grain?", ">\n\nSo people dont starve ?", ">\n\nI didn't realize that such a massive industrial country as China needs grain import to not starve.", ">\n\nFrom the article: “It is currently unclear to what extent canal traffic is affected.”\nPretty sure that means it is badly affected.", ">\n\nAlso from the article:\n\nCanal traffic is unaffected, the canal authority's chairman Osama Rabie said.", ">\n\nIm not even lying, they changed/updated the article and now its 4x as long with much more info. Thanks.", ">\n\nI actually thought something like that happened. I don't think you're lying! I mean, that would be a weird thing to lie about.", ">\n\nThese idiots can't captain ships for shit", ">\n\nUkraine still exporting to China . Unfuckin real", ">\n\nFor f sake can the US just pay Egypt to build a fing second line already. Pretty sure the US could have paid Egypt to build 12 canals from the last wreck and now here we are again. Seriously Egypt doesn't have the money so just pay for it already so we don't have months long shipping crisis every year.", ">\n\nThis ignores both the history of the existing canal and the current megaprojects unfolding in egypt", ">\n\nWe've got another one, folks! 🎉🎉🎉🎉 (On a serious note, FOR FUCK'S SAKE!)", ">\n\nOh god please, Not again.", ">\n\nI bet my new tote bag was on there.", ">\n\nOn a ship carrying grain from Ukraine to China?", ">\n\n\nCanal traffic is unaffected, the canal authority's chairman Osama Rabie said.", ">\n\nIt’s like deja vu all over again.", ">\n\nAgain?", ">\n\nJesus, not again.", ">\n\noh no... not again.", ">\n\nhaha, yes!\nround 2", ">\n\nOkay, who decided to put history on loop?", ">\n\nCan anyone linke some radar site for ships? So we can track how \"bad\" it is?", ">\n\nOh no, not again.", ">\n\nLet's gooooo!", ">\n\nWe don’t need no stinkin supply chain!", ">\n\nEvergreen 2?", ">\n\nThis was a good episode of The Truman Show.", ">\n\nDe ja vu", ">\n\nLooks like they'll have to make it even wider for the influx of inexperienced shipping crews in the industry.", ">\n\nDeja Vu anyone?", ">\n\nSeriously, how often does this happens?", ">\n\nAgain?", ">\n\nIt’s even funnier the second time!!", ">\n\nPlease not with my stuff in it. Please.", ">\n\nBetween this and the other things happening around the world it's like watching the events of the past 2-3 years replaying themselves.", ">\n\n\n\nShip stuck at the Suez Canal ✅\n\n\nA high number of contagious tourists coming in from China ✅\n\n\nA defeated president's supporters storm a country's government buildings ✅\n\n\nYep, sounds familiar alright.", ">\n\nHistory repeats, no one learns from the past.", ">\n\nI just heard someone say, \"History doesn't repeat itself, but it does rhyme.\"", ">\n\nTime is a circle from a view except it's more like a staircase. And there's a shake at certain parts. \nHating the trudge upwards and always going around.", ">\n\nVonnegut or mcconaughey?", ">\n\n\"Canal traffic is unaffected, the canal authority's chairman Osama Rabie said.\"", ">\n\nCanal authority is what I call it when my wife bosses me around", ">\n\nNo that one is without the C", ">\n\nNo, what you mean is when the morning coffee takes control", ">\n\nHere we go again...\nWhat do we do with a drunken sailor? What do we do we do with a drunken sailor? What do we do with a drunken sailor, early in the morning?", ">\n\nThrow em in the brig until they're sober", ">\n\nFeed 'em to the hungry rats for dinner.", ">\n\nPut them in bed with the captain's daughter", ">\n\nHave you seen the captain’s daughter (early in the morning)?", ">\n\nShave his belly with a rusty razor", ">\n\n“Hey, I’ve seen this one! I’ve seen this one! This is a classic!”", ">\n\nWhat do you mean you’ve seen it, it’s brand new?", ">\n\nWhat’s a rerun?", ">\n\nWhat are you doing step-ship!?", ">\n\nIt doesn't take much with you people.", ">\n\nAhaa but you got the referrence still! 😆", ">\n\nNot again.", ">\n\nWhat next, a bowl of petunias?", ">\n\ndunno, time to start eating a bat's soup from a chinese wetmarket", ">\n\nAgain!?", ">\n\nHooray! Worldwide commerce meltdown again! Oh, wait, no, that one is bad...", ">\n\nYeah hopefully it gets resolved quick, more supply chain issues are not what we need right now", ">\n\nA quick scan of the article says it doesn't affect traffic.... I know reading isn't fun though.", ">\n\nIt has now been cleared!", ">\n\nDammit, again?", ">\n\nYES! THEY PUT IT BACK!!!", ">\n\nSounds like no one read the article... They were able to get the ship unstuck, and it didn't sound like it caused any blockage. So nothing to worry about, and nothing like the last blockage.", ">\n\nThis should be interesting, 2023 off to a good start :)", ">\n\nLooks like a lousy remake of couple of previous years...", ">\n\nI've already seen this season.", ">\n\n2023 writers getting lazy now.", ">\n\nI feel like I’ve heard this somewhere before…", ">\n\nIt has been resolved already: source", ">\n\nIt got up and left, why is everyone confused?", ">\n\nNobody asked for a sequel to Attack of the Crab Monsters (1957).", ">\n\nImagine the captains face right now though. Just think. They all hope it won't be them, but it had to be someone.", ">\n\nHave we even recover from the last?", ">\n\nI already saw this episode…", ">\n\nLet's gooooo.", ">\n\n*again", ">\n\nWell this year is off to a GREAT start.", ">\n\nI’lll just leave this here.", ">\n\nThank you", ">\n\na.s.h.w.g.a.", ">\n\n\"All we had to do was follow the damn train CJ\"", ">\n\nGreat, now I will have to wait even longer for my container full of rubber dog poo", ">\n\nThis new is breaking!", ">\n\nDeja Vu anyone?", ">\n\nAgain?", ">\n\nNot again", ">\n\n:( why did it have to be a Ukrainian grain ship … they need the god damn money and the world needs their god damn grain .", ">\n\nAnd why does China need Ukrainian grain?", ">\n\nSo people dont starve ?", ">\n\nI didn't realize that such a massive industrial country as China needs grain import to not starve.", ">\n\nCombined ukraine and russia i believe grow 80% of the worlds grain .", ">\n\nFrom the article: “It is currently unclear to what extent canal traffic is affected.”\nPretty sure that means it is badly affected.", ">\n\nAlso from the article:\n\nCanal traffic is unaffected, the canal authority's chairman Osama Rabie said.", ">\n\nIm not even lying, they changed/updated the article and now its 4x as long with much more info. Thanks.", ">\n\nI actually thought something like that happened. I don't think you're lying! I mean, that would be a weird thing to lie about.", ">\n\nThese idiots can't captain ships for shit", ">\n\nUkraine still exporting to China . Unfuckin real", ">\n\nFor f sake can the US just pay Egypt to build a fing second line already. Pretty sure the US could have paid Egypt to build 12 canals from the last wreck and now here we are again. Seriously Egypt doesn't have the money so just pay for it already so we don't have months long shipping crisis every year.", ">\n\nThis ignores both the history of the existing canal and the current megaprojects unfolding in egypt", ">\n\nWe've got another one, folks! 🎉🎉🎉🎉 (On a serious note, FOR FUCK'S SAKE!)", ">\n\nOh god please, Not again.", ">\n\nI bet my new tote bag was on there.", ">\n\nOn a ship carrying grain from Ukraine to China?", ">\n\n\nCanal traffic is unaffected, the canal authority's chairman Osama Rabie said.", ">\n\nIt’s like deja vu all over again.", ">\n\nAgain?", ">\n\nJesus, not again.", ">\n\noh no... not again.", ">\n\nhaha, yes!\nround 2" ]

[ "Here we go again...\nWhat do we do with a drunken sailor? What do we do we do with a drunken sailor? What do we do with a drunken sailor, early in the morning?", ">\n\nThrow em in the brig until they're sober", ">\n\nFeed 'em to the hungry rats for dinner.", ">\n\nAnd this is why I'll need to listen to the Drunken Whaler on repeat for some amount of time.", ">\n\nBetween this and the other things happening around the world it's like watching the events of the past 2-3 years replaying themselves.", ">\n\n\n\nSuez Canal blocked by a cargo ship ✅\n\n\nA high number of contagious tourists coming in from China ✅\n\n\nA defeated president's supporters storm a country's government buildings ✅\n\n\nYep, sounds familiar alright.", ">\n\nHistory repeats, no one learns from the past.", ">\n\nI just heard someone say, \"History doesn't repeat itself, but it does rhyme.\"", ">\n\nTime is a circle from a view except it's more like a staircase. And there's a shake at certain parts. \nHating the trudge upwards and always going around.", ">\n\nVonnegut or mcconaughey?", ">\n\n\"Canal traffic is unaffected, the canal authority's chairman Osama Rabie said.\"", ">\n\nCanal authority is what I call it when my wife bosses me around", ">\n\nNot again.", ">\n\nWhat next, a bowl of petunias?", ">\n\nWhat are you doing step-ship!?", ">\n\nI just need a quick tug.", ">\n\nHooray! Worldwide commerce meltdown again! Oh, wait, no, that one is bad...", ">\n\nSorry, no raises this year because that global thing that happened for a couple of days\n-Corporations", ">\n\nAlso, all of the products and services that aren't significantly impacted are going to receive price hikes regardless- which will stick around well-after the supply chain has normalized. Our ~~suckers~~ customers ~~are too dumb to notice~~ understand that our products and services have great value and we're always doing our best to stay competitive with the other sociopaths in the price-fixed industry.", ">\n\nDammit, again?", ">\n\n“Hey, I’ve seen this one! I’ve seen this one! This is a classic!”", ">\n\nAgain!?", ">\n\nYES! THEY PUT IT BACK!!!", ">\n\nImagine the captains face right now though. Just think. They all hope it won't be them, but it had to be someone.", ">\n\nI've already seen this season.", ">\n\n2023 writers getting lazy now.", ">\n\nI feel like I’ve heard this somewhere before…", ">\n\n:( why did it have to be a Ukrainian grain ship … they need the god damn money and the world needs their god damn grain .", ">\n\nAnd why does China need Ukrainian grain?", ">\n\nI’lll just leave this here.", ">\n\nThank you", ">\n\na.s.h.w.g.a.", ">\n\nThis should be interesting, 2023 off to a good start :)", ">\n\nLooks like a lousy remake of couple of previous years...", ">\n\nHave we even recover from the last?", ">\n\nI already saw this episode…", ">\n\nLet's gooooo.", ">\n\nThese idiots can't captain ships for shit", ">\n\nFrom the article: “It is currently unclear to what extent canal traffic is affected.”\nPretty sure that means it is badly affected.", ">\n\nAlso from the article:\n\nCanal traffic is unaffected, the canal authority's chairman Osama Rabie said.", ">\n\nIm not even lying, they changed/updated the article and now its 4x as long with much more info. Thanks.", ">\n\nI actually thought something like that happened. I don't think you're lying! I mean, that would be a weird thing to lie about.", ">\n\nFor f sake can the US just pay Egypt to build a fing second line already. Pretty sure the US could have paid Egypt to build 12 canals from the last wreck and now here we are again. Seriously Egypt doesn't have the money so just pay for it already so we don't have months long shipping crisis every year.", ">\n\nThis ignores both the history of the existing canal and the current megaprojects unfolding in egypt", ">\n\nWe've got another one, folks! 🎉🎉🎉🎉 (On a serious note, FOR FUCK'S SAKE!)", ">\n\nOh god please, Not again.", ">\n\nI bet my new tote bag was on there.", ">\n\nOn a ship carrying grain from Ukraine to China?", ">\n\n\nCanal traffic is unaffected, the canal authority's chairman Osama Rabie said.", ">\n\nIt’s like deja vu all over again.", ">\n\nAgain?", ">\n\nJesus, not again.", ">\n\noh no... not again.", ">\n\nhaha, yes!\nround 2", ">\n\nOkay, who decided to put history on loop?", ">\n\nCan anyone linke some radar site for ships? So we can track how \"bad\" it is?", ">\n\nOh no, not again.", ">\n\nLet's gooooo!", ">\n\nWe don’t need no stinkin supply chain!", ">\n\nEvergreen 2?", ">\n\nThis was a good episode of The Truman Show.", ">\n\nUkraine still exporting to China . Unfuckin real", ">\n\nGreat, now I will have to wait even longer for my container full of rubber dog poo", ">\n\nHere we go again...\nWhat do we do with a drunken sailor? What do we do we do with a drunken sailor? What do we do with a drunken sailor, early in the morning?", ">\n\nThrow em in the brig until they're sober", ">\n\nFeed 'em to the hungry rats for dinner.", ">\n\nPut them in bed with the captain's daughter", ">\n\nHave you seen the captain’s daughter (early in the morning)?", ">\n\nSober?", ">\n\nBetween this and the other things happening around the world it's like watching the events of the past 2-3 years replaying themselves.", ">\n\n\n\nShip stuck at the Suez Canal ✅\n\n\nA high number of contagious tourists coming in from China ✅\n\n\nA defeated president's supporters storm a country's government buildings ✅\n\n\nYep, sounds familiar alright.", ">\n\nHistory repeats, no one learns from the past.", ">\n\nI just heard someone say, \"History doesn't repeat itself, but it does rhyme.\"", ">\n\nRepeat Rap Battles of History! \n2020! Vs! 2023!\nBEGIN!", ">\n\nGreat now I gotta go listen to 40 ERBoH videos", ">\n\n\"Canal traffic is unaffected, the canal authority's chairman Osama Rabie said.\"", ">\n\nCanal authority is what I call it when my wife bosses me around", ">\n\nNo that one is without the C", ">\n\nNo, what you mean is when the morning coffee takes control", ">\n\nNot again.", ">\n\nWhat next, a bowl of petunias?", ">\n\n“Hey, I’ve seen this one! I’ve seen this one! This is a classic!”", ">\n\nWhat do you mean you’ve seen it, it’s brand new?", ">\n\nWhat are you doing step-ship!?", ">\n\nI just need a quick tug.", ">\n\nAgain!?", ">\n\nHooray! Worldwide commerce meltdown again! Oh, wait, no, that one is bad...", ">\n\nSorry, no raises this year because that global thing that happened for a couple of days\n-Corporations", ">\n\nAlso, all of the products and services that aren't significantly impacted are going to receive price hikes regardless- which will stick around well-after the supply chain has normalized. Our ~~suckers~~ customers ~~are too dumb to notice~~ understand that our products and services have great value and we're always doing our best to stay competitive with the other sociopaths in the price-fixed industry.", ">\n\nDammit, again?", ">\n\nYES! THEY PUT IT BACK!!!", ">\n\nThis should be interesting, 2023 off to a good start :)", ">\n\nLooks like a lousy remake of couple of previous years...", ">\n\nI've already seen this season.", ">\n\nI feel like I’ve heard this somewhere before…", ">\n\nSounds like no one read the article... They were able to get the ship unstuck, and it didn't sound like it caused any blockage. So nothing to worry about, and nothing like the last blockage.", ">\n\nImagine the captains face right now though. Just think. They all hope it won't be them, but it had to be someone.", ">\n\n2023 writers getting lazy now.", ">\n\nHave we even recover from the last?", ">\n\nI already saw this episode…", ">\n\nIt got up and left, why is everyone confused?", ">\n\nNobody asked for a sequel to Attack of the Crab Monsters (1957).", ">\n\nI’lll just leave this here.", ">\n\nThank you", ">\n\na.s.h.w.g.a.", ">\n\nLet's gooooo.", ">\n\nGreat, now I will have to wait even longer for my container full of rubber dog poo", ">\n\nIt has been resolved already: source", ">\n\nThis new is breaking!", ">\n\n*again", ">\n\nWell this year is off to a GREAT start.", ">\n\n:( why did it have to be a Ukrainian grain ship … they need the god damn money and the world needs their god damn grain .", ">\n\nAnd why does China need Ukrainian grain?", ">\n\nSo people dont starve ?", ">\n\nI didn't realize that such a massive industrial country as China needs grain import to not starve.", ">\n\nFrom the article: “It is currently unclear to what extent canal traffic is affected.”\nPretty sure that means it is badly affected.", ">\n\nAlso from the article:\n\nCanal traffic is unaffected, the canal authority's chairman Osama Rabie said.", ">\n\nIm not even lying, they changed/updated the article and now its 4x as long with much more info. Thanks.", ">\n\nI actually thought something like that happened. I don't think you're lying! I mean, that would be a weird thing to lie about.", ">\n\nThese idiots can't captain ships for shit", ">\n\nUkraine still exporting to China . Unfuckin real", ">\n\nFor f sake can the US just pay Egypt to build a fing second line already. Pretty sure the US could have paid Egypt to build 12 canals from the last wreck and now here we are again. Seriously Egypt doesn't have the money so just pay for it already so we don't have months long shipping crisis every year.", ">\n\nThis ignores both the history of the existing canal and the current megaprojects unfolding in egypt", ">\n\nWe've got another one, folks! 🎉🎉🎉🎉 (On a serious note, FOR FUCK'S SAKE!)", ">\n\nOh god please, Not again.", ">\n\nI bet my new tote bag was on there.", ">\n\nOn a ship carrying grain from Ukraine to China?", ">\n\n\nCanal traffic is unaffected, the canal authority's chairman Osama Rabie said.", ">\n\nIt’s like deja vu all over again.", ">\n\nAgain?", ">\n\nJesus, not again.", ">\n\noh no... not again.", ">\n\nhaha, yes!\nround 2", ">\n\nOkay, who decided to put history on loop?", ">\n\nCan anyone linke some radar site for ships? So we can track how \"bad\" it is?", ">\n\nOh no, not again.", ">\n\nLet's gooooo!", ">\n\nWe don’t need no stinkin supply chain!", ">\n\nEvergreen 2?", ">\n\nThis was a good episode of The Truman Show.", ">\n\nDe ja vu", ">\n\nLooks like they'll have to make it even wider for the influx of inexperienced shipping crews in the industry.", ">\n\nDeja Vu anyone?", ">\n\nSeriously, how often does this happens?", ">\n\nAgain?", ">\n\nIt’s even funnier the second time!!", ">\n\nPlease not with my stuff in it. Please.", ">\n\nBetween this and the other things happening around the world it's like watching the events of the past 2-3 years replaying themselves.", ">\n\n\n\nShip stuck at the Suez Canal ✅\n\n\nA high number of contagious tourists coming in from China ✅\n\n\nA defeated president's supporters storm a country's government buildings ✅\n\n\nYep, sounds familiar alright.", ">\n\nHistory repeats, no one learns from the past.", ">\n\nI just heard someone say, \"History doesn't repeat itself, but it does rhyme.\"", ">\n\nTime is a circle from a view except it's more like a staircase. And there's a shake at certain parts. \nHating the trudge upwards and always going around.", ">\n\nVonnegut or mcconaughey?", ">\n\n\"Canal traffic is unaffected, the canal authority's chairman Osama Rabie said.\"", ">\n\nCanal authority is what I call it when my wife bosses me around", ">\n\nNo that one is without the C", ">\n\nNo, what you mean is when the morning coffee takes control", ">\n\nHere we go again...\nWhat do we do with a drunken sailor? What do we do we do with a drunken sailor? What do we do with a drunken sailor, early in the morning?", ">\n\nThrow em in the brig until they're sober", ">\n\nFeed 'em to the hungry rats for dinner.", ">\n\nPut them in bed with the captain's daughter", ">\n\nHave you seen the captain’s daughter (early in the morning)?", ">\n\nShave his belly with a rusty razor", ">\n\n“Hey, I’ve seen this one! I’ve seen this one! This is a classic!”", ">\n\nWhat do you mean you’ve seen it, it’s brand new?", ">\n\nWhat’s a rerun?", ">\n\nWhat are you doing step-ship!?", ">\n\nIt doesn't take much with you people.", ">\n\nAhaa but you got the referrence still! 😆", ">\n\nNot again.", ">\n\nWhat next, a bowl of petunias?", ">\n\ndunno, time to start eating a bat's soup from a chinese wetmarket", ">\n\nAgain!?", ">\n\nHooray! Worldwide commerce meltdown again! Oh, wait, no, that one is bad...", ">\n\nYeah hopefully it gets resolved quick, more supply chain issues are not what we need right now", ">\n\nA quick scan of the article says it doesn't affect traffic.... I know reading isn't fun though.", ">\n\nIt has now been cleared!", ">\n\nDammit, again?", ">\n\nYES! THEY PUT IT BACK!!!", ">\n\nSounds like no one read the article... They were able to get the ship unstuck, and it didn't sound like it caused any blockage. So nothing to worry about, and nothing like the last blockage.", ">\n\nThis should be interesting, 2023 off to a good start :)", ">\n\nLooks like a lousy remake of couple of previous years...", ">\n\nI've already seen this season.", ">\n\n2023 writers getting lazy now.", ">\n\nI feel like I’ve heard this somewhere before…", ">\n\nIt has been resolved already: source", ">\n\nIt got up and left, why is everyone confused?", ">\n\nNobody asked for a sequel to Attack of the Crab Monsters (1957).", ">\n\nImagine the captains face right now though. Just think. They all hope it won't be them, but it had to be someone.", ">\n\nHave we even recover from the last?", ">\n\nI already saw this episode…", ">\n\nLet's gooooo.", ">\n\n*again", ">\n\nWell this year is off to a GREAT start.", ">\n\nI’lll just leave this here.", ">\n\nThank you", ">\n\na.s.h.w.g.a.", ">\n\n\"All we had to do was follow the damn train CJ\"", ">\n\nGreat, now I will have to wait even longer for my container full of rubber dog poo", ">\n\nThis new is breaking!", ">\n\nDeja Vu anyone?", ">\n\nAgain?", ">\n\nNot again", ">\n\n:( why did it have to be a Ukrainian grain ship … they need the god damn money and the world needs their god damn grain .", ">\n\nAnd why does China need Ukrainian grain?", ">\n\nSo people dont starve ?", ">\n\nI didn't realize that such a massive industrial country as China needs grain import to not starve.", ">\n\nCombined ukraine and russia i believe grow 80% of the worlds grain .", ">\n\nFrom the article: “It is currently unclear to what extent canal traffic is affected.”\nPretty sure that means it is badly affected.", ">\n\nAlso from the article:\n\nCanal traffic is unaffected, the canal authority's chairman Osama Rabie said.", ">\n\nIm not even lying, they changed/updated the article and now its 4x as long with much more info. Thanks.", ">\n\nI actually thought something like that happened. I don't think you're lying! I mean, that would be a weird thing to lie about.", ">\n\nThese idiots can't captain ships for shit", ">\n\nUkraine still exporting to China . Unfuckin real", ">\n\nFor f sake can the US just pay Egypt to build a fing second line already. Pretty sure the US could have paid Egypt to build 12 canals from the last wreck and now here we are again. Seriously Egypt doesn't have the money so just pay for it already so we don't have months long shipping crisis every year.", ">\n\nThis ignores both the history of the existing canal and the current megaprojects unfolding in egypt", ">\n\nWe've got another one, folks! 🎉🎉🎉🎉 (On a serious note, FOR FUCK'S SAKE!)", ">\n\nOh god please, Not again.", ">\n\nI bet my new tote bag was on there.", ">\n\nOn a ship carrying grain from Ukraine to China?", ">\n\n\nCanal traffic is unaffected, the canal authority's chairman Osama Rabie said.", ">\n\nIt’s like deja vu all over again.", ">\n\nAgain?", ">\n\nJesus, not again.", ">\n\noh no... not again.", ">\n\nhaha, yes!\nround 2", ">\n\nOkay, who decided to put history on loop?" ]

[ "Here we go again...\nWhat do we do with a drunken sailor? What do we do we do with a drunken sailor? What do we do with a drunken sailor, early in the morning?", ">\n\nThrow em in the brig until they're sober", ">\n\nFeed 'em to the hungry rats for dinner.", ">\n\nAnd this is why I'll need to listen to the Drunken Whaler on repeat for some amount of time.", ">\n\nBetween this and the other things happening around the world it's like watching the events of the past 2-3 years replaying themselves.", ">\n\n\n\nSuez Canal blocked by a cargo ship ✅\n\n\nA high number of contagious tourists coming in from China ✅\n\n\nA defeated president's supporters storm a country's government buildings ✅\n\n\nYep, sounds familiar alright.", ">\n\nHistory repeats, no one learns from the past.", ">\n\nI just heard someone say, \"History doesn't repeat itself, but it does rhyme.\"", ">\n\nTime is a circle from a view except it's more like a staircase. And there's a shake at certain parts. \nHating the trudge upwards and always going around.", ">\n\nVonnegut or mcconaughey?", ">\n\n\"Canal traffic is unaffected, the canal authority's chairman Osama Rabie said.\"", ">\n\nCanal authority is what I call it when my wife bosses me around", ">\n\nNot again.", ">\n\nWhat next, a bowl of petunias?", ">\n\nWhat are you doing step-ship!?", ">\n\nI just need a quick tug.", ">\n\nHooray! Worldwide commerce meltdown again! Oh, wait, no, that one is bad...", ">\n\nSorry, no raises this year because that global thing that happened for a couple of days\n-Corporations", ">\n\nAlso, all of the products and services that aren't significantly impacted are going to receive price hikes regardless- which will stick around well-after the supply chain has normalized. Our ~~suckers~~ customers ~~are too dumb to notice~~ understand that our products and services have great value and we're always doing our best to stay competitive with the other sociopaths in the price-fixed industry.", ">\n\nDammit, again?", ">\n\n“Hey, I’ve seen this one! I’ve seen this one! This is a classic!”", ">\n\nAgain!?", ">\n\nYES! THEY PUT IT BACK!!!", ">\n\nImagine the captains face right now though. Just think. They all hope it won't be them, but it had to be someone.", ">\n\nI've already seen this season.", ">\n\n2023 writers getting lazy now.", ">\n\nI feel like I’ve heard this somewhere before…", ">\n\n:( why did it have to be a Ukrainian grain ship … they need the god damn money and the world needs their god damn grain .", ">\n\nAnd why does China need Ukrainian grain?", ">\n\nI’lll just leave this here.", ">\n\nThank you", ">\n\na.s.h.w.g.a.", ">\n\nThis should be interesting, 2023 off to a good start :)", ">\n\nLooks like a lousy remake of couple of previous years...", ">\n\nHave we even recover from the last?", ">\n\nI already saw this episode…", ">\n\nLet's gooooo.", ">\n\nThese idiots can't captain ships for shit", ">\n\nFrom the article: “It is currently unclear to what extent canal traffic is affected.”\nPretty sure that means it is badly affected.", ">\n\nAlso from the article:\n\nCanal traffic is unaffected, the canal authority's chairman Osama Rabie said.", ">\n\nIm not even lying, they changed/updated the article and now its 4x as long with much more info. Thanks.", ">\n\nI actually thought something like that happened. I don't think you're lying! I mean, that would be a weird thing to lie about.", ">\n\nFor f sake can the US just pay Egypt to build a fing second line already. Pretty sure the US could have paid Egypt to build 12 canals from the last wreck and now here we are again. Seriously Egypt doesn't have the money so just pay for it already so we don't have months long shipping crisis every year.", ">\n\nThis ignores both the history of the existing canal and the current megaprojects unfolding in egypt", ">\n\nWe've got another one, folks! 🎉🎉🎉🎉 (On a serious note, FOR FUCK'S SAKE!)", ">\n\nOh god please, Not again.", ">\n\nI bet my new tote bag was on there.", ">\n\nOn a ship carrying grain from Ukraine to China?", ">\n\n\nCanal traffic is unaffected, the canal authority's chairman Osama Rabie said.", ">\n\nIt’s like deja vu all over again.", ">\n\nAgain?", ">\n\nJesus, not again.", ">\n\noh no... not again.", ">\n\nhaha, yes!\nround 2", ">\n\nOkay, who decided to put history on loop?", ">\n\nCan anyone linke some radar site for ships? So we can track how \"bad\" it is?", ">\n\nOh no, not again.", ">\n\nLet's gooooo!", ">\n\nWe don’t need no stinkin supply chain!", ">\n\nEvergreen 2?", ">\n\nThis was a good episode of The Truman Show.", ">\n\nUkraine still exporting to China . Unfuckin real", ">\n\nGreat, now I will have to wait even longer for my container full of rubber dog poo", ">\n\nHere we go again...\nWhat do we do with a drunken sailor? What do we do we do with a drunken sailor? What do we do with a drunken sailor, early in the morning?", ">\n\nThrow em in the brig until they're sober", ">\n\nFeed 'em to the hungry rats for dinner.", ">\n\nPut them in bed with the captain's daughter", ">\n\nHave you seen the captain’s daughter (early in the morning)?", ">\n\nSober?", ">\n\nBetween this and the other things happening around the world it's like watching the events of the past 2-3 years replaying themselves.", ">\n\n\n\nShip stuck at the Suez Canal ✅\n\n\nA high number of contagious tourists coming in from China ✅\n\n\nA defeated president's supporters storm a country's government buildings ✅\n\n\nYep, sounds familiar alright.", ">\n\nHistory repeats, no one learns from the past.", ">\n\nI just heard someone say, \"History doesn't repeat itself, but it does rhyme.\"", ">\n\nRepeat Rap Battles of History! \n2020! Vs! 2023!\nBEGIN!", ">\n\nGreat now I gotta go listen to 40 ERBoH videos", ">\n\n\"Canal traffic is unaffected, the canal authority's chairman Osama Rabie said.\"", ">\n\nCanal authority is what I call it when my wife bosses me around", ">\n\nNo that one is without the C", ">\n\nNo, what you mean is when the morning coffee takes control", ">\n\nNot again.", ">\n\nWhat next, a bowl of petunias?", ">\n\n“Hey, I’ve seen this one! I’ve seen this one! This is a classic!”", ">\n\nWhat do you mean you’ve seen it, it’s brand new?", ">\n\nWhat are you doing step-ship!?", ">\n\nI just need a quick tug.", ">\n\nAgain!?", ">\n\nHooray! Worldwide commerce meltdown again! Oh, wait, no, that one is bad...", ">\n\nSorry, no raises this year because that global thing that happened for a couple of days\n-Corporations", ">\n\nAlso, all of the products and services that aren't significantly impacted are going to receive price hikes regardless- which will stick around well-after the supply chain has normalized. Our ~~suckers~~ customers ~~are too dumb to notice~~ understand that our products and services have great value and we're always doing our best to stay competitive with the other sociopaths in the price-fixed industry.", ">\n\nDammit, again?", ">\n\nYES! THEY PUT IT BACK!!!", ">\n\nThis should be interesting, 2023 off to a good start :)", ">\n\nLooks like a lousy remake of couple of previous years...", ">\n\nI've already seen this season.", ">\n\nI feel like I’ve heard this somewhere before…", ">\n\nSounds like no one read the article... They were able to get the ship unstuck, and it didn't sound like it caused any blockage. So nothing to worry about, and nothing like the last blockage.", ">\n\nImagine the captains face right now though. Just think. They all hope it won't be them, but it had to be someone.", ">\n\n2023 writers getting lazy now.", ">\n\nHave we even recover from the last?", ">\n\nI already saw this episode…", ">\n\nIt got up and left, why is everyone confused?", ">\n\nNobody asked for a sequel to Attack of the Crab Monsters (1957).", ">\n\nI’lll just leave this here.", ">\n\nThank you", ">\n\na.s.h.w.g.a.", ">\n\nLet's gooooo.", ">\n\nGreat, now I will have to wait even longer for my container full of rubber dog poo", ">\n\nIt has been resolved already: source", ">\n\nThis new is breaking!", ">\n\n*again", ">\n\nWell this year is off to a GREAT start.", ">\n\n:( why did it have to be a Ukrainian grain ship … they need the god damn money and the world needs their god damn grain .", ">\n\nAnd why does China need Ukrainian grain?", ">\n\nSo people dont starve ?", ">\n\nI didn't realize that such a massive industrial country as China needs grain import to not starve.", ">\n\nFrom the article: “It is currently unclear to what extent canal traffic is affected.”\nPretty sure that means it is badly affected.", ">\n\nAlso from the article:\n\nCanal traffic is unaffected, the canal authority's chairman Osama Rabie said.", ">\n\nIm not even lying, they changed/updated the article and now its 4x as long with much more info. Thanks.", ">\n\nI actually thought something like that happened. I don't think you're lying! I mean, that would be a weird thing to lie about.", ">\n\nThese idiots can't captain ships for shit", ">\n\nUkraine still exporting to China . Unfuckin real", ">\n\nFor f sake can the US just pay Egypt to build a fing second line already. Pretty sure the US could have paid Egypt to build 12 canals from the last wreck and now here we are again. Seriously Egypt doesn't have the money so just pay for it already so we don't have months long shipping crisis every year.", ">\n\nThis ignores both the history of the existing canal and the current megaprojects unfolding in egypt", ">\n\nWe've got another one, folks! 🎉🎉🎉🎉 (On a serious note, FOR FUCK'S SAKE!)", ">\n\nOh god please, Not again.", ">\n\nI bet my new tote bag was on there.", ">\n\nOn a ship carrying grain from Ukraine to China?", ">\n\n\nCanal traffic is unaffected, the canal authority's chairman Osama Rabie said.", ">\n\nIt’s like deja vu all over again.", ">\n\nAgain?", ">\n\nJesus, not again.", ">\n\noh no... not again.", ">\n\nhaha, yes!\nround 2", ">\n\nOkay, who decided to put history on loop?", ">\n\nCan anyone linke some radar site for ships? So we can track how \"bad\" it is?", ">\n\nOh no, not again.", ">\n\nLet's gooooo!", ">\n\nWe don’t need no stinkin supply chain!", ">\n\nEvergreen 2?", ">\n\nThis was a good episode of The Truman Show.", ">\n\nDe ja vu", ">\n\nLooks like they'll have to make it even wider for the influx of inexperienced shipping crews in the industry.", ">\n\nDeja Vu anyone?", ">\n\nSeriously, how often does this happens?", ">\n\nAgain?", ">\n\nIt’s even funnier the second time!!", ">\n\nPlease not with my stuff in it. Please.", ">\n\nBetween this and the other things happening around the world it's like watching the events of the past 2-3 years replaying themselves.", ">\n\n\n\nShip stuck at the Suez Canal ✅\n\n\nA high number of contagious tourists coming in from China ✅\n\n\nA defeated president's supporters storm a country's government buildings ✅\n\n\nYep, sounds familiar alright.", ">\n\nHistory repeats, no one learns from the past.", ">\n\nI just heard someone say, \"History doesn't repeat itself, but it does rhyme.\"", ">\n\nTime is a circle from a view except it's more like a staircase. And there's a shake at certain parts. \nHating the trudge upwards and always going around.", ">\n\nVonnegut or mcconaughey?", ">\n\n\"Canal traffic is unaffected, the canal authority's chairman Osama Rabie said.\"", ">\n\nCanal authority is what I call it when my wife bosses me around", ">\n\nNo that one is without the C", ">\n\nNo, what you mean is when the morning coffee takes control", ">\n\nHere we go again...\nWhat do we do with a drunken sailor? What do we do we do with a drunken sailor? What do we do with a drunken sailor, early in the morning?", ">\n\nThrow em in the brig until they're sober", ">\n\nFeed 'em to the hungry rats for dinner.", ">\n\nPut them in bed with the captain's daughter", ">\n\nHave you seen the captain’s daughter (early in the morning)?", ">\n\nShave his belly with a rusty razor", ">\n\n“Hey, I’ve seen this one! I’ve seen this one! This is a classic!”", ">\n\nWhat do you mean you’ve seen it, it’s brand new?", ">\n\nWhat’s a rerun?", ">\n\nWhat are you doing step-ship!?", ">\n\nIt doesn't take much with you people.", ">\n\nAhaa but you got the referrence still! 😆", ">\n\nNot again.", ">\n\nWhat next, a bowl of petunias?", ">\n\ndunno, time to start eating a bat's soup from a chinese wetmarket", ">\n\nAgain!?", ">\n\nHooray! Worldwide commerce meltdown again! Oh, wait, no, that one is bad...", ">\n\nYeah hopefully it gets resolved quick, more supply chain issues are not what we need right now", ">\n\nA quick scan of the article says it doesn't affect traffic.... I know reading isn't fun though.", ">\n\nIt has now been cleared!", ">\n\nDammit, again?", ">\n\nYES! THEY PUT IT BACK!!!", ">\n\nSounds like no one read the article... They were able to get the ship unstuck, and it didn't sound like it caused any blockage. So nothing to worry about, and nothing like the last blockage.", ">\n\nThis should be interesting, 2023 off to a good start :)", ">\n\nLooks like a lousy remake of couple of previous years...", ">\n\nI've already seen this season.", ">\n\n2023 writers getting lazy now.", ">\n\nI feel like I’ve heard this somewhere before…", ">\n\nIt has been resolved already: source", ">\n\nIt got up and left, why is everyone confused?", ">\n\nNobody asked for a sequel to Attack of the Crab Monsters (1957).", ">\n\nImagine the captains face right now though. Just think. They all hope it won't be them, but it had to be someone.", ">\n\nHave we even recover from the last?", ">\n\nI already saw this episode…", ">\n\nLet's gooooo.", ">\n\n*again", ">\n\nWell this year is off to a GREAT start.", ">\n\nI’lll just leave this here.", ">\n\nThank you", ">\n\na.s.h.w.g.a.", ">\n\n\"All we had to do was follow the damn train CJ\"", ">\n\nGreat, now I will have to wait even longer for my container full of rubber dog poo", ">\n\nThis new is breaking!", ">\n\nDeja Vu anyone?", ">\n\nAgain?", ">\n\nNot again", ">\n\n:( why did it have to be a Ukrainian grain ship … they need the god damn money and the world needs their god damn grain .", ">\n\nAnd why does China need Ukrainian grain?", ">\n\nSo people dont starve ?", ">\n\nI didn't realize that such a massive industrial country as China needs grain import to not starve.", ">\n\nCombined ukraine and russia i believe grow 80% of the worlds grain .", ">\n\nFrom the article: “It is currently unclear to what extent canal traffic is affected.”\nPretty sure that means it is badly affected.", ">\n\nAlso from the article:\n\nCanal traffic is unaffected, the canal authority's chairman Osama Rabie said.", ">\n\nIm not even lying, they changed/updated the article and now its 4x as long with much more info. Thanks.", ">\n\nI actually thought something like that happened. I don't think you're lying! I mean, that would be a weird thing to lie about.", ">\n\nThese idiots can't captain ships for shit", ">\n\nUkraine still exporting to China . Unfuckin real", ">\n\nFor f sake can the US just pay Egypt to build a fing second line already. Pretty sure the US could have paid Egypt to build 12 canals from the last wreck and now here we are again. Seriously Egypt doesn't have the money so just pay for it already so we don't have months long shipping crisis every year.", ">\n\nThis ignores both the history of the existing canal and the current megaprojects unfolding in egypt", ">\n\nWe've got another one, folks! 🎉🎉🎉🎉 (On a serious note, FOR FUCK'S SAKE!)", ">\n\nOh god please, Not again.", ">\n\nI bet my new tote bag was on there.", ">\n\nOn a ship carrying grain from Ukraine to China?", ">\n\n\nCanal traffic is unaffected, the canal authority's chairman Osama Rabie said.", ">\n\nIt’s like deja vu all over again.", ">\n\nAgain?", ">\n\nJesus, not again.", ">\n\noh no... not again.", ">\n\nhaha, yes!\nround 2", ">\n\nOkay, who decided to put history on loop?", ">\n\nCan anyone linke some radar site for ships? So we can track how \"bad\" it is?" ]

[ "Here we go again...\nWhat do we do with a drunken sailor? What do we do we do with a drunken sailor? What do we do with a drunken sailor, early in the morning?", ">\n\nThrow em in the brig until they're sober", ">\n\nFeed 'em to the hungry rats for dinner.", ">\n\nAnd this is why I'll need to listen to the Drunken Whaler on repeat for some amount of time.", ">\n\nBetween this and the other things happening around the world it's like watching the events of the past 2-3 years replaying themselves.", ">\n\n\n\nSuez Canal blocked by a cargo ship ✅\n\n\nA high number of contagious tourists coming in from China ✅\n\n\nA defeated president's supporters storm a country's government buildings ✅\n\n\nYep, sounds familiar alright.", ">\n\nHistory repeats, no one learns from the past.", ">\n\nI just heard someone say, \"History doesn't repeat itself, but it does rhyme.\"", ">\n\nTime is a circle from a view except it's more like a staircase. And there's a shake at certain parts. \nHating the trudge upwards and always going around.", ">\n\nVonnegut or mcconaughey?", ">\n\n\"Canal traffic is unaffected, the canal authority's chairman Osama Rabie said.\"", ">\n\nCanal authority is what I call it when my wife bosses me around", ">\n\nNot again.", ">\n\nWhat next, a bowl of petunias?", ">\n\nWhat are you doing step-ship!?", ">\n\nI just need a quick tug.", ">\n\nHooray! Worldwide commerce meltdown again! Oh, wait, no, that one is bad...", ">\n\nSorry, no raises this year because that global thing that happened for a couple of days\n-Corporations", ">\n\nAlso, all of the products and services that aren't significantly impacted are going to receive price hikes regardless- which will stick around well-after the supply chain has normalized. Our ~~suckers~~ customers ~~are too dumb to notice~~ understand that our products and services have great value and we're always doing our best to stay competitive with the other sociopaths in the price-fixed industry.", ">\n\nDammit, again?", ">\n\n“Hey, I’ve seen this one! I’ve seen this one! This is a classic!”", ">\n\nAgain!?", ">\n\nYES! THEY PUT IT BACK!!!", ">\n\nImagine the captains face right now though. Just think. They all hope it won't be them, but it had to be someone.", ">\n\nI've already seen this season.", ">\n\n2023 writers getting lazy now.", ">\n\nI feel like I’ve heard this somewhere before…", ">\n\n:( why did it have to be a Ukrainian grain ship … they need the god damn money and the world needs their god damn grain .", ">\n\nAnd why does China need Ukrainian grain?", ">\n\nI’lll just leave this here.", ">\n\nThank you", ">\n\na.s.h.w.g.a.", ">\n\nThis should be interesting, 2023 off to a good start :)", ">\n\nLooks like a lousy remake of couple of previous years...", ">\n\nHave we even recover from the last?", ">\n\nI already saw this episode…", ">\n\nLet's gooooo.", ">\n\nThese idiots can't captain ships for shit", ">\n\nFrom the article: “It is currently unclear to what extent canal traffic is affected.”\nPretty sure that means it is badly affected.", ">\n\nAlso from the article:\n\nCanal traffic is unaffected, the canal authority's chairman Osama Rabie said.", ">\n\nIm not even lying, they changed/updated the article and now its 4x as long with much more info. Thanks.", ">\n\nI actually thought something like that happened. I don't think you're lying! I mean, that would be a weird thing to lie about.", ">\n\nFor f sake can the US just pay Egypt to build a fing second line already. Pretty sure the US could have paid Egypt to build 12 canals from the last wreck and now here we are again. Seriously Egypt doesn't have the money so just pay for it already so we don't have months long shipping crisis every year.", ">\n\nThis ignores both the history of the existing canal and the current megaprojects unfolding in egypt", ">\n\nWe've got another one, folks! 🎉🎉🎉🎉 (On a serious note, FOR FUCK'S SAKE!)", ">\n\nOh god please, Not again.", ">\n\nI bet my new tote bag was on there.", ">\n\nOn a ship carrying grain from Ukraine to China?", ">\n\n\nCanal traffic is unaffected, the canal authority's chairman Osama Rabie said.", ">\n\nIt’s like deja vu all over again.", ">\n\nAgain?", ">\n\nJesus, not again.", ">\n\noh no... not again.", ">\n\nhaha, yes!\nround 2", ">\n\nOkay, who decided to put history on loop?", ">\n\nCan anyone linke some radar site for ships? So we can track how \"bad\" it is?", ">\n\nOh no, not again.", ">\n\nLet's gooooo!", ">\n\nWe don’t need no stinkin supply chain!", ">\n\nEvergreen 2?", ">\n\nThis was a good episode of The Truman Show.", ">\n\nUkraine still exporting to China . Unfuckin real", ">\n\nGreat, now I will have to wait even longer for my container full of rubber dog poo", ">\n\nHere we go again...\nWhat do we do with a drunken sailor? What do we do we do with a drunken sailor? What do we do with a drunken sailor, early in the morning?", ">\n\nThrow em in the brig until they're sober", ">\n\nFeed 'em to the hungry rats for dinner.", ">\n\nPut them in bed with the captain's daughter", ">\n\nHave you seen the captain’s daughter (early in the morning)?", ">\n\nSober?", ">\n\nBetween this and the other things happening around the world it's like watching the events of the past 2-3 years replaying themselves.", ">\n\n\n\nShip stuck at the Suez Canal ✅\n\n\nA high number of contagious tourists coming in from China ✅\n\n\nA defeated president's supporters storm a country's government buildings ✅\n\n\nYep, sounds familiar alright.", ">\n\nHistory repeats, no one learns from the past.", ">\n\nI just heard someone say, \"History doesn't repeat itself, but it does rhyme.\"", ">\n\nRepeat Rap Battles of History! \n2020! Vs! 2023!\nBEGIN!", ">\n\nGreat now I gotta go listen to 40 ERBoH videos", ">\n\n\"Canal traffic is unaffected, the canal authority's chairman Osama Rabie said.\"", ">\n\nCanal authority is what I call it when my wife bosses me around", ">\n\nNo that one is without the C", ">\n\nNo, what you mean is when the morning coffee takes control", ">\n\nNot again.", ">\n\nWhat next, a bowl of petunias?", ">\n\n“Hey, I’ve seen this one! I’ve seen this one! This is a classic!”", ">\n\nWhat do you mean you’ve seen it, it’s brand new?", ">\n\nWhat are you doing step-ship!?", ">\n\nI just need a quick tug.", ">\n\nAgain!?", ">\n\nHooray! Worldwide commerce meltdown again! Oh, wait, no, that one is bad...", ">\n\nSorry, no raises this year because that global thing that happened for a couple of days\n-Corporations", ">\n\nAlso, all of the products and services that aren't significantly impacted are going to receive price hikes regardless- which will stick around well-after the supply chain has normalized. Our ~~suckers~~ customers ~~are too dumb to notice~~ understand that our products and services have great value and we're always doing our best to stay competitive with the other sociopaths in the price-fixed industry.", ">\n\nDammit, again?", ">\n\nYES! THEY PUT IT BACK!!!", ">\n\nThis should be interesting, 2023 off to a good start :)", ">\n\nLooks like a lousy remake of couple of previous years...", ">\n\nI've already seen this season.", ">\n\nI feel like I’ve heard this somewhere before…", ">\n\nSounds like no one read the article... They were able to get the ship unstuck, and it didn't sound like it caused any blockage. So nothing to worry about, and nothing like the last blockage.", ">\n\nImagine the captains face right now though. Just think. They all hope it won't be them, but it had to be someone.", ">\n\n2023 writers getting lazy now.", ">\n\nHave we even recover from the last?", ">\n\nI already saw this episode…", ">\n\nIt got up and left, why is everyone confused?", ">\n\nNobody asked for a sequel to Attack of the Crab Monsters (1957).", ">\n\nI’lll just leave this here.", ">\n\nThank you", ">\n\na.s.h.w.g.a.", ">\n\nLet's gooooo.", ">\n\nGreat, now I will have to wait even longer for my container full of rubber dog poo", ">\n\nIt has been resolved already: source", ">\n\nThis new is breaking!", ">\n\n*again", ">\n\nWell this year is off to a GREAT start.", ">\n\n:( why did it have to be a Ukrainian grain ship … they need the god damn money and the world needs their god damn grain .", ">\n\nAnd why does China need Ukrainian grain?", ">\n\nSo people dont starve ?", ">\n\nI didn't realize that such a massive industrial country as China needs grain import to not starve.", ">\n\nFrom the article: “It is currently unclear to what extent canal traffic is affected.”\nPretty sure that means it is badly affected.", ">\n\nAlso from the article:\n\nCanal traffic is unaffected, the canal authority's chairman Osama Rabie said.", ">\n\nIm not even lying, they changed/updated the article and now its 4x as long with much more info. Thanks.", ">\n\nI actually thought something like that happened. I don't think you're lying! I mean, that would be a weird thing to lie about.", ">\n\nThese idiots can't captain ships for shit", ">\n\nUkraine still exporting to China . Unfuckin real", ">\n\nFor f sake can the US just pay Egypt to build a fing second line already. Pretty sure the US could have paid Egypt to build 12 canals from the last wreck and now here we are again. Seriously Egypt doesn't have the money so just pay for it already so we don't have months long shipping crisis every year.", ">\n\nThis ignores both the history of the existing canal and the current megaprojects unfolding in egypt", ">\n\nWe've got another one, folks! 🎉🎉🎉🎉 (On a serious note, FOR FUCK'S SAKE!)", ">\n\nOh god please, Not again.", ">\n\nI bet my new tote bag was on there.", ">\n\nOn a ship carrying grain from Ukraine to China?", ">\n\n\nCanal traffic is unaffected, the canal authority's chairman Osama Rabie said.", ">\n\nIt’s like deja vu all over again.", ">\n\nAgain?", ">\n\nJesus, not again.", ">\n\noh no... not again.", ">\n\nhaha, yes!\nround 2", ">\n\nOkay, who decided to put history on loop?", ">\n\nCan anyone linke some radar site for ships? So we can track how \"bad\" it is?", ">\n\nOh no, not again.", ">\n\nLet's gooooo!", ">\n\nWe don’t need no stinkin supply chain!", ">\n\nEvergreen 2?", ">\n\nThis was a good episode of The Truman Show.", ">\n\nDe ja vu", ">\n\nLooks like they'll have to make it even wider for the influx of inexperienced shipping crews in the industry.", ">\n\nDeja Vu anyone?", ">\n\nSeriously, how often does this happens?", ">\n\nAgain?", ">\n\nIt’s even funnier the second time!!", ">\n\nPlease not with my stuff in it. Please.", ">\n\nBetween this and the other things happening around the world it's like watching the events of the past 2-3 years replaying themselves.", ">\n\n\n\nShip stuck at the Suez Canal ✅\n\n\nA high number of contagious tourists coming in from China ✅\n\n\nA defeated president's supporters storm a country's government buildings ✅\n\n\nYep, sounds familiar alright.", ">\n\nHistory repeats, no one learns from the past.", ">\n\nI just heard someone say, \"History doesn't repeat itself, but it does rhyme.\"", ">\n\nTime is a circle from a view except it's more like a staircase. And there's a shake at certain parts. \nHating the trudge upwards and always going around.", ">\n\nVonnegut or mcconaughey?", ">\n\n\"Canal traffic is unaffected, the canal authority's chairman Osama Rabie said.\"", ">\n\nCanal authority is what I call it when my wife bosses me around", ">\n\nNo that one is without the C", ">\n\nNo, what you mean is when the morning coffee takes control", ">\n\nHere we go again...\nWhat do we do with a drunken sailor? What do we do we do with a drunken sailor? What do we do with a drunken sailor, early in the morning?", ">\n\nThrow em in the brig until they're sober", ">\n\nFeed 'em to the hungry rats for dinner.", ">\n\nPut them in bed with the captain's daughter", ">\n\nHave you seen the captain’s daughter (early in the morning)?", ">\n\nShave his belly with a rusty razor", ">\n\n“Hey, I’ve seen this one! I’ve seen this one! This is a classic!”", ">\n\nWhat do you mean you’ve seen it, it’s brand new?", ">\n\nWhat’s a rerun?", ">\n\nWhat are you doing step-ship!?", ">\n\nIt doesn't take much with you people.", ">\n\nAhaa but you got the referrence still! 😆", ">\n\nNot again.", ">\n\nWhat next, a bowl of petunias?", ">\n\ndunno, time to start eating a bat's soup from a chinese wetmarket", ">\n\nAgain!?", ">\n\nHooray! Worldwide commerce meltdown again! Oh, wait, no, that one is bad...", ">\n\nYeah hopefully it gets resolved quick, more supply chain issues are not what we need right now", ">\n\nA quick scan of the article says it doesn't affect traffic.... I know reading isn't fun though.", ">\n\nIt has now been cleared!", ">\n\nDammit, again?", ">\n\nYES! THEY PUT IT BACK!!!", ">\n\nSounds like no one read the article... They were able to get the ship unstuck, and it didn't sound like it caused any blockage. So nothing to worry about, and nothing like the last blockage.", ">\n\nThis should be interesting, 2023 off to a good start :)", ">\n\nLooks like a lousy remake of couple of previous years...", ">\n\nI've already seen this season.", ">\n\n2023 writers getting lazy now.", ">\n\nI feel like I’ve heard this somewhere before…", ">\n\nIt has been resolved already: source", ">\n\nIt got up and left, why is everyone confused?", ">\n\nNobody asked for a sequel to Attack of the Crab Monsters (1957).", ">\n\nImagine the captains face right now though. Just think. They all hope it won't be them, but it had to be someone.", ">\n\nHave we even recover from the last?", ">\n\nI already saw this episode…", ">\n\nLet's gooooo.", ">\n\n*again", ">\n\nWell this year is off to a GREAT start.", ">\n\nI’lll just leave this here.", ">\n\nThank you", ">\n\na.s.h.w.g.a.", ">\n\n\"All we had to do was follow the damn train CJ\"", ">\n\nGreat, now I will have to wait even longer for my container full of rubber dog poo", ">\n\nThis new is breaking!", ">\n\nDeja Vu anyone?", ">\n\nAgain?", ">\n\nNot again", ">\n\n:( why did it have to be a Ukrainian grain ship … they need the god damn money and the world needs their god damn grain .", ">\n\nAnd why does China need Ukrainian grain?", ">\n\nSo people dont starve ?", ">\n\nI didn't realize that such a massive industrial country as China needs grain import to not starve.", ">\n\nCombined ukraine and russia i believe grow 80% of the worlds grain .", ">\n\nFrom the article: “It is currently unclear to what extent canal traffic is affected.”\nPretty sure that means it is badly affected.", ">\n\nAlso from the article:\n\nCanal traffic is unaffected, the canal authority's chairman Osama Rabie said.", ">\n\nIm not even lying, they changed/updated the article and now its 4x as long with much more info. Thanks.", ">\n\nI actually thought something like that happened. I don't think you're lying! I mean, that would be a weird thing to lie about.", ">\n\nThese idiots can't captain ships for shit", ">\n\nUkraine still exporting to China . Unfuckin real", ">\n\nFor f sake can the US just pay Egypt to build a fing second line already. Pretty sure the US could have paid Egypt to build 12 canals from the last wreck and now here we are again. Seriously Egypt doesn't have the money so just pay for it already so we don't have months long shipping crisis every year.", ">\n\nThis ignores both the history of the existing canal and the current megaprojects unfolding in egypt", ">\n\nWe've got another one, folks! 🎉🎉🎉🎉 (On a serious note, FOR FUCK'S SAKE!)", ">\n\nOh god please, Not again.", ">\n\nI bet my new tote bag was on there.", ">\n\nOn a ship carrying grain from Ukraine to China?", ">\n\n\nCanal traffic is unaffected, the canal authority's chairman Osama Rabie said.", ">\n\nIt’s like deja vu all over again.", ">\n\nAgain?", ">\n\nJesus, not again.", ">\n\noh no... not again.", ">\n\nhaha, yes!\nround 2", ">\n\nOkay, who decided to put history on loop?", ">\n\nCan anyone linke some radar site for ships? So we can track how \"bad\" it is?", ">\n\nOh no, not again." ]

[ "Here we go again...\nWhat do we do with a drunken sailor? What do we do we do with a drunken sailor? What do we do with a drunken sailor, early in the morning?", ">\n\nThrow em in the brig until they're sober", ">\n\nFeed 'em to the hungry rats for dinner.", ">\n\nAnd this is why I'll need to listen to the Drunken Whaler on repeat for some amount of time.", ">\n\nBetween this and the other things happening around the world it's like watching the events of the past 2-3 years replaying themselves.", ">\n\n\n\nSuez Canal blocked by a cargo ship ✅\n\n\nA high number of contagious tourists coming in from China ✅\n\n\nA defeated president's supporters storm a country's government buildings ✅\n\n\nYep, sounds familiar alright.", ">\n\nHistory repeats, no one learns from the past.", ">\n\nI just heard someone say, \"History doesn't repeat itself, but it does rhyme.\"", ">\n\nTime is a circle from a view except it's more like a staircase. And there's a shake at certain parts. \nHating the trudge upwards and always going around.", ">\n\nVonnegut or mcconaughey?", ">\n\n\"Canal traffic is unaffected, the canal authority's chairman Osama Rabie said.\"", ">\n\nCanal authority is what I call it when my wife bosses me around", ">\n\nNot again.", ">\n\nWhat next, a bowl of petunias?", ">\n\nWhat are you doing step-ship!?", ">\n\nI just need a quick tug.", ">\n\nHooray! Worldwide commerce meltdown again! Oh, wait, no, that one is bad...", ">\n\nSorry, no raises this year because that global thing that happened for a couple of days\n-Corporations", ">\n\nAlso, all of the products and services that aren't significantly impacted are going to receive price hikes regardless- which will stick around well-after the supply chain has normalized. Our ~~suckers~~ customers ~~are too dumb to notice~~ understand that our products and services have great value and we're always doing our best to stay competitive with the other sociopaths in the price-fixed industry.", ">\n\nDammit, again?", ">\n\n“Hey, I’ve seen this one! I’ve seen this one! This is a classic!”", ">\n\nAgain!?", ">\n\nYES! THEY PUT IT BACK!!!", ">\n\nImagine the captains face right now though. Just think. They all hope it won't be them, but it had to be someone.", ">\n\nI've already seen this season.", ">\n\n2023 writers getting lazy now.", ">\n\nI feel like I’ve heard this somewhere before…", ">\n\n:( why did it have to be a Ukrainian grain ship … they need the god damn money and the world needs their god damn grain .", ">\n\nAnd why does China need Ukrainian grain?", ">\n\nI’lll just leave this here.", ">\n\nThank you", ">\n\na.s.h.w.g.a.", ">\n\nThis should be interesting, 2023 off to a good start :)", ">\n\nLooks like a lousy remake of couple of previous years...", ">\n\nHave we even recover from the last?", ">\n\nI already saw this episode…", ">\n\nLet's gooooo.", ">\n\nThese idiots can't captain ships for shit", ">\n\nFrom the article: “It is currently unclear to what extent canal traffic is affected.”\nPretty sure that means it is badly affected.", ">\n\nAlso from the article:\n\nCanal traffic is unaffected, the canal authority's chairman Osama Rabie said.", ">\n\nIm not even lying, they changed/updated the article and now its 4x as long with much more info. Thanks.", ">\n\nI actually thought something like that happened. I don't think you're lying! I mean, that would be a weird thing to lie about.", ">\n\nFor f sake can the US just pay Egypt to build a fing second line already. Pretty sure the US could have paid Egypt to build 12 canals from the last wreck and now here we are again. Seriously Egypt doesn't have the money so just pay for it already so we don't have months long shipping crisis every year.", ">\n\nThis ignores both the history of the existing canal and the current megaprojects unfolding in egypt", ">\n\nWe've got another one, folks! 🎉🎉🎉🎉 (On a serious note, FOR FUCK'S SAKE!)", ">\n\nOh god please, Not again.", ">\n\nI bet my new tote bag was on there.", ">\n\nOn a ship carrying grain from Ukraine to China?", ">\n\n\nCanal traffic is unaffected, the canal authority's chairman Osama Rabie said.", ">\n\nIt’s like deja vu all over again.", ">\n\nAgain?", ">\n\nJesus, not again.", ">\n\noh no... not again.", ">\n\nhaha, yes!\nround 2", ">\n\nOkay, who decided to put history on loop?", ">\n\nCan anyone linke some radar site for ships? So we can track how \"bad\" it is?", ">\n\nOh no, not again.", ">\n\nLet's gooooo!", ">\n\nWe don’t need no stinkin supply chain!", ">\n\nEvergreen 2?", ">\n\nThis was a good episode of The Truman Show.", ">\n\nUkraine still exporting to China . Unfuckin real", ">\n\nGreat, now I will have to wait even longer for my container full of rubber dog poo", ">\n\nHere we go again...\nWhat do we do with a drunken sailor? What do we do we do with a drunken sailor? What do we do with a drunken sailor, early in the morning?", ">\n\nThrow em in the brig until they're sober", ">\n\nFeed 'em to the hungry rats for dinner.", ">\n\nPut them in bed with the captain's daughter", ">\n\nHave you seen the captain’s daughter (early in the morning)?", ">\n\nSober?", ">\n\nBetween this and the other things happening around the world it's like watching the events of the past 2-3 years replaying themselves.", ">\n\n\n\nShip stuck at the Suez Canal ✅\n\n\nA high number of contagious tourists coming in from China ✅\n\n\nA defeated president's supporters storm a country's government buildings ✅\n\n\nYep, sounds familiar alright.", ">\n\nHistory repeats, no one learns from the past.", ">\n\nI just heard someone say, \"History doesn't repeat itself, but it does rhyme.\"", ">\n\nRepeat Rap Battles of History! \n2020! Vs! 2023!\nBEGIN!", ">\n\nGreat now I gotta go listen to 40 ERBoH videos", ">\n\n\"Canal traffic is unaffected, the canal authority's chairman Osama Rabie said.\"", ">\n\nCanal authority is what I call it when my wife bosses me around", ">\n\nNo that one is without the C", ">\n\nNo, what you mean is when the morning coffee takes control", ">\n\nNot again.", ">\n\nWhat next, a bowl of petunias?", ">\n\n“Hey, I’ve seen this one! I’ve seen this one! This is a classic!”", ">\n\nWhat do you mean you’ve seen it, it’s brand new?", ">\n\nWhat are you doing step-ship!?", ">\n\nI just need a quick tug.", ">\n\nAgain!?", ">\n\nHooray! Worldwide commerce meltdown again! Oh, wait, no, that one is bad...", ">\n\nSorry, no raises this year because that global thing that happened for a couple of days\n-Corporations", ">\n\nAlso, all of the products and services that aren't significantly impacted are going to receive price hikes regardless- which will stick around well-after the supply chain has normalized. Our ~~suckers~~ customers ~~are too dumb to notice~~ understand that our products and services have great value and we're always doing our best to stay competitive with the other sociopaths in the price-fixed industry.", ">\n\nDammit, again?", ">\n\nYES! THEY PUT IT BACK!!!", ">\n\nThis should be interesting, 2023 off to a good start :)", ">\n\nLooks like a lousy remake of couple of previous years...", ">\n\nI've already seen this season.", ">\n\nI feel like I’ve heard this somewhere before…", ">\n\nSounds like no one read the article... They were able to get the ship unstuck, and it didn't sound like it caused any blockage. So nothing to worry about, and nothing like the last blockage.", ">\n\nImagine the captains face right now though. Just think. They all hope it won't be them, but it had to be someone.", ">\n\n2023 writers getting lazy now.", ">\n\nHave we even recover from the last?", ">\n\nI already saw this episode…", ">\n\nIt got up and left, why is everyone confused?", ">\n\nNobody asked for a sequel to Attack of the Crab Monsters (1957).", ">\n\nI’lll just leave this here.", ">\n\nThank you", ">\n\na.s.h.w.g.a.", ">\n\nLet's gooooo.", ">\n\nGreat, now I will have to wait even longer for my container full of rubber dog poo", ">\n\nIt has been resolved already: source", ">\n\nThis new is breaking!", ">\n\n*again", ">\n\nWell this year is off to a GREAT start.", ">\n\n:( why did it have to be a Ukrainian grain ship … they need the god damn money and the world needs their god damn grain .", ">\n\nAnd why does China need Ukrainian grain?", ">\n\nSo people dont starve ?", ">\n\nI didn't realize that such a massive industrial country as China needs grain import to not starve.", ">\n\nFrom the article: “It is currently unclear to what extent canal traffic is affected.”\nPretty sure that means it is badly affected.", ">\n\nAlso from the article:\n\nCanal traffic is unaffected, the canal authority's chairman Osama Rabie said.", ">\n\nIm not even lying, they changed/updated the article and now its 4x as long with much more info. Thanks.", ">\n\nI actually thought something like that happened. I don't think you're lying! I mean, that would be a weird thing to lie about.", ">\n\nThese idiots can't captain ships for shit", ">\n\nUkraine still exporting to China . Unfuckin real", ">\n\nFor f sake can the US just pay Egypt to build a fing second line already. Pretty sure the US could have paid Egypt to build 12 canals from the last wreck and now here we are again. Seriously Egypt doesn't have the money so just pay for it already so we don't have months long shipping crisis every year.", ">\n\nThis ignores both the history of the existing canal and the current megaprojects unfolding in egypt", ">\n\nWe've got another one, folks! 🎉🎉🎉🎉 (On a serious note, FOR FUCK'S SAKE!)", ">\n\nOh god please, Not again.", ">\n\nI bet my new tote bag was on there.", ">\n\nOn a ship carrying grain from Ukraine to China?", ">\n\n\nCanal traffic is unaffected, the canal authority's chairman Osama Rabie said.", ">\n\nIt’s like deja vu all over again.", ">\n\nAgain?", ">\n\nJesus, not again.", ">\n\noh no... not again.", ">\n\nhaha, yes!\nround 2", ">\n\nOkay, who decided to put history on loop?", ">\n\nCan anyone linke some radar site for ships? So we can track how \"bad\" it is?", ">\n\nOh no, not again.", ">\n\nLet's gooooo!", ">\n\nWe don’t need no stinkin supply chain!", ">\n\nEvergreen 2?", ">\n\nThis was a good episode of The Truman Show.", ">\n\nDe ja vu", ">\n\nLooks like they'll have to make it even wider for the influx of inexperienced shipping crews in the industry.", ">\n\nDeja Vu anyone?", ">\n\nSeriously, how often does this happens?", ">\n\nAgain?", ">\n\nIt’s even funnier the second time!!", ">\n\nPlease not with my stuff in it. Please.", ">\n\nBetween this and the other things happening around the world it's like watching the events of the past 2-3 years replaying themselves.", ">\n\n\n\nShip stuck at the Suez Canal ✅\n\n\nA high number of contagious tourists coming in from China ✅\n\n\nA defeated president's supporters storm a country's government buildings ✅\n\n\nYep, sounds familiar alright.", ">\n\nHistory repeats, no one learns from the past.", ">\n\nI just heard someone say, \"History doesn't repeat itself, but it does rhyme.\"", ">\n\nTime is a circle from a view except it's more like a staircase. And there's a shake at certain parts. \nHating the trudge upwards and always going around.", ">\n\nVonnegut or mcconaughey?", ">\n\n\"Canal traffic is unaffected, the canal authority's chairman Osama Rabie said.\"", ">\n\nCanal authority is what I call it when my wife bosses me around", ">\n\nNo that one is without the C", ">\n\nNo, what you mean is when the morning coffee takes control", ">\n\nHere we go again...\nWhat do we do with a drunken sailor? What do we do we do with a drunken sailor? What do we do with a drunken sailor, early in the morning?", ">\n\nThrow em in the brig until they're sober", ">\n\nFeed 'em to the hungry rats for dinner.", ">\n\nPut them in bed with the captain's daughter", ">\n\nHave you seen the captain’s daughter (early in the morning)?", ">\n\nShave his belly with a rusty razor", ">\n\n“Hey, I’ve seen this one! I’ve seen this one! This is a classic!”", ">\n\nWhat do you mean you’ve seen it, it’s brand new?", ">\n\nWhat’s a rerun?", ">\n\nWhat are you doing step-ship!?", ">\n\nIt doesn't take much with you people.", ">\n\nAhaa but you got the referrence still! 😆", ">\n\nNot again.", ">\n\nWhat next, a bowl of petunias?", ">\n\ndunno, time to start eating a bat's soup from a chinese wetmarket", ">\n\nAgain!?", ">\n\nHooray! Worldwide commerce meltdown again! Oh, wait, no, that one is bad...", ">\n\nYeah hopefully it gets resolved quick, more supply chain issues are not what we need right now", ">\n\nA quick scan of the article says it doesn't affect traffic.... I know reading isn't fun though.", ">\n\nIt has now been cleared!", ">\n\nDammit, again?", ">\n\nYES! THEY PUT IT BACK!!!", ">\n\nSounds like no one read the article... They were able to get the ship unstuck, and it didn't sound like it caused any blockage. So nothing to worry about, and nothing like the last blockage.", ">\n\nThis should be interesting, 2023 off to a good start :)", ">\n\nLooks like a lousy remake of couple of previous years...", ">\n\nI've already seen this season.", ">\n\n2023 writers getting lazy now.", ">\n\nI feel like I’ve heard this somewhere before…", ">\n\nIt has been resolved already: source", ">\n\nIt got up and left, why is everyone confused?", ">\n\nNobody asked for a sequel to Attack of the Crab Monsters (1957).", ">\n\nImagine the captains face right now though. Just think. They all hope it won't be them, but it had to be someone.", ">\n\nHave we even recover from the last?", ">\n\nI already saw this episode…", ">\n\nLet's gooooo.", ">\n\n*again", ">\n\nWell this year is off to a GREAT start.", ">\n\nI’lll just leave this here.", ">\n\nThank you", ">\n\na.s.h.w.g.a.", ">\n\n\"All we had to do was follow the damn train CJ\"", ">\n\nGreat, now I will have to wait even longer for my container full of rubber dog poo", ">\n\nThis new is breaking!", ">\n\nDeja Vu anyone?", ">\n\nAgain?", ">\n\nNot again", ">\n\n:( why did it have to be a Ukrainian grain ship … they need the god damn money and the world needs their god damn grain .", ">\n\nAnd why does China need Ukrainian grain?", ">\n\nSo people dont starve ?", ">\n\nI didn't realize that such a massive industrial country as China needs grain import to not starve.", ">\n\nCombined ukraine and russia i believe grow 80% of the worlds grain .", ">\n\nFrom the article: “It is currently unclear to what extent canal traffic is affected.”\nPretty sure that means it is badly affected.", ">\n\nAlso from the article:\n\nCanal traffic is unaffected, the canal authority's chairman Osama Rabie said.", ">\n\nIm not even lying, they changed/updated the article and now its 4x as long with much more info. Thanks.", ">\n\nI actually thought something like that happened. I don't think you're lying! I mean, that would be a weird thing to lie about.", ">\n\nThese idiots can't captain ships for shit", ">\n\nUkraine still exporting to China . Unfuckin real", ">\n\nFor f sake can the US just pay Egypt to build a fing second line already. Pretty sure the US could have paid Egypt to build 12 canals from the last wreck and now here we are again. Seriously Egypt doesn't have the money so just pay for it already so we don't have months long shipping crisis every year.", ">\n\nThis ignores both the history of the existing canal and the current megaprojects unfolding in egypt", ">\n\nWe've got another one, folks! 🎉🎉🎉🎉 (On a serious note, FOR FUCK'S SAKE!)", ">\n\nOh god please, Not again.", ">\n\nI bet my new tote bag was on there.", ">\n\nOn a ship carrying grain from Ukraine to China?", ">\n\n\nCanal traffic is unaffected, the canal authority's chairman Osama Rabie said.", ">\n\nIt’s like deja vu all over again.", ">\n\nAgain?", ">\n\nJesus, not again.", ">\n\noh no... not again.", ">\n\nhaha, yes!\nround 2", ">\n\nOkay, who decided to put history on loop?", ">\n\nCan anyone linke some radar site for ships? So we can track how \"bad\" it is?", ">\n\nOh no, not again.", ">\n\nLet's gooooo!" ]

[ "Here we go again...\nWhat do we do with a drunken sailor? What do we do we do with a drunken sailor? What do we do with a drunken sailor, early in the morning?", ">\n\nThrow em in the brig until they're sober", ">\n\nFeed 'em to the hungry rats for dinner.", ">\n\nAnd this is why I'll need to listen to the Drunken Whaler on repeat for some amount of time.", ">\n\nBetween this and the other things happening around the world it's like watching the events of the past 2-3 years replaying themselves.", ">\n\n\n\nSuez Canal blocked by a cargo ship ✅\n\n\nA high number of contagious tourists coming in from China ✅\n\n\nA defeated president's supporters storm a country's government buildings ✅\n\n\nYep, sounds familiar alright.", ">\n\nHistory repeats, no one learns from the past.", ">\n\nI just heard someone say, \"History doesn't repeat itself, but it does rhyme.\"", ">\n\nTime is a circle from a view except it's more like a staircase. And there's a shake at certain parts. \nHating the trudge upwards and always going around.", ">\n\nVonnegut or mcconaughey?", ">\n\n\"Canal traffic is unaffected, the canal authority's chairman Osama Rabie said.\"", ">\n\nCanal authority is what I call it when my wife bosses me around", ">\n\nNot again.", ">\n\nWhat next, a bowl of petunias?", ">\n\nWhat are you doing step-ship!?", ">\n\nI just need a quick tug.", ">\n\nHooray! Worldwide commerce meltdown again! Oh, wait, no, that one is bad...", ">\n\nSorry, no raises this year because that global thing that happened for a couple of days\n-Corporations", ">\n\nAlso, all of the products and services that aren't significantly impacted are going to receive price hikes regardless- which will stick around well-after the supply chain has normalized. Our ~~suckers~~ customers ~~are too dumb to notice~~ understand that our products and services have great value and we're always doing our best to stay competitive with the other sociopaths in the price-fixed industry.", ">\n\nDammit, again?", ">\n\n“Hey, I’ve seen this one! I’ve seen this one! This is a classic!”", ">\n\nAgain!?", ">\n\nYES! THEY PUT IT BACK!!!", ">\n\nImagine the captains face right now though. Just think. They all hope it won't be them, but it had to be someone.", ">\n\nI've already seen this season.", ">\n\n2023 writers getting lazy now.", ">\n\nI feel like I’ve heard this somewhere before…", ">\n\n:( why did it have to be a Ukrainian grain ship … they need the god damn money and the world needs their god damn grain .", ">\n\nAnd why does China need Ukrainian grain?", ">\n\nI’lll just leave this here.", ">\n\nThank you", ">\n\na.s.h.w.g.a.", ">\n\nThis should be interesting, 2023 off to a good start :)", ">\n\nLooks like a lousy remake of couple of previous years...", ">\n\nHave we even recover from the last?", ">\n\nI already saw this episode…", ">\n\nLet's gooooo.", ">\n\nThese idiots can't captain ships for shit", ">\n\nFrom the article: “It is currently unclear to what extent canal traffic is affected.”\nPretty sure that means it is badly affected.", ">\n\nAlso from the article:\n\nCanal traffic is unaffected, the canal authority's chairman Osama Rabie said.", ">\n\nIm not even lying, they changed/updated the article and now its 4x as long with much more info. Thanks.", ">\n\nI actually thought something like that happened. I don't think you're lying! I mean, that would be a weird thing to lie about.", ">\n\nFor f sake can the US just pay Egypt to build a fing second line already. Pretty sure the US could have paid Egypt to build 12 canals from the last wreck and now here we are again. Seriously Egypt doesn't have the money so just pay for it already so we don't have months long shipping crisis every year.", ">\n\nThis ignores both the history of the existing canal and the current megaprojects unfolding in egypt", ">\n\nWe've got another one, folks! 🎉🎉🎉🎉 (On a serious note, FOR FUCK'S SAKE!)", ">\n\nOh god please, Not again.", ">\n\nI bet my new tote bag was on there.", ">\n\nOn a ship carrying grain from Ukraine to China?", ">\n\n\nCanal traffic is unaffected, the canal authority's chairman Osama Rabie said.", ">\n\nIt’s like deja vu all over again.", ">\n\nAgain?", ">\n\nJesus, not again.", ">\n\noh no... not again.", ">\n\nhaha, yes!\nround 2", ">\n\nOkay, who decided to put history on loop?", ">\n\nCan anyone linke some radar site for ships? So we can track how \"bad\" it is?", ">\n\nOh no, not again.", ">\n\nLet's gooooo!", ">\n\nWe don’t need no stinkin supply chain!", ">\n\nEvergreen 2?", ">\n\nThis was a good episode of The Truman Show.", ">\n\nUkraine still exporting to China . Unfuckin real", ">\n\nGreat, now I will have to wait even longer for my container full of rubber dog poo", ">\n\nHere we go again...\nWhat do we do with a drunken sailor? What do we do we do with a drunken sailor? What do we do with a drunken sailor, early in the morning?", ">\n\nThrow em in the brig until they're sober", ">\n\nFeed 'em to the hungry rats for dinner.", ">\n\nPut them in bed with the captain's daughter", ">\n\nHave you seen the captain’s daughter (early in the morning)?", ">\n\nSober?", ">\n\nBetween this and the other things happening around the world it's like watching the events of the past 2-3 years replaying themselves.", ">\n\n\n\nShip stuck at the Suez Canal ✅\n\n\nA high number of contagious tourists coming in from China ✅\n\n\nA defeated president's supporters storm a country's government buildings ✅\n\n\nYep, sounds familiar alright.", ">\n\nHistory repeats, no one learns from the past.", ">\n\nI just heard someone say, \"History doesn't repeat itself, but it does rhyme.\"", ">\n\nRepeat Rap Battles of History! \n2020! Vs! 2023!\nBEGIN!", ">\n\nGreat now I gotta go listen to 40 ERBoH videos", ">\n\n\"Canal traffic is unaffected, the canal authority's chairman Osama Rabie said.\"", ">\n\nCanal authority is what I call it when my wife bosses me around", ">\n\nNo that one is without the C", ">\n\nNo, what you mean is when the morning coffee takes control", ">\n\nNot again.", ">\n\nWhat next, a bowl of petunias?", ">\n\n“Hey, I’ve seen this one! I’ve seen this one! This is a classic!”", ">\n\nWhat do you mean you’ve seen it, it’s brand new?", ">\n\nWhat are you doing step-ship!?", ">\n\nI just need a quick tug.", ">\n\nAgain!?", ">\n\nHooray! Worldwide commerce meltdown again! Oh, wait, no, that one is bad...", ">\n\nSorry, no raises this year because that global thing that happened for a couple of days\n-Corporations", ">\n\nAlso, all of the products and services that aren't significantly impacted are going to receive price hikes regardless- which will stick around well-after the supply chain has normalized. Our ~~suckers~~ customers ~~are too dumb to notice~~ understand that our products and services have great value and we're always doing our best to stay competitive with the other sociopaths in the price-fixed industry.", ">\n\nDammit, again?", ">\n\nYES! THEY PUT IT BACK!!!", ">\n\nThis should be interesting, 2023 off to a good start :)", ">\n\nLooks like a lousy remake of couple of previous years...", ">\n\nI've already seen this season.", ">\n\nI feel like I’ve heard this somewhere before…", ">\n\nSounds like no one read the article... They were able to get the ship unstuck, and it didn't sound like it caused any blockage. So nothing to worry about, and nothing like the last blockage.", ">\n\nImagine the captains face right now though. Just think. They all hope it won't be them, but it had to be someone.", ">\n\n2023 writers getting lazy now.", ">\n\nHave we even recover from the last?", ">\n\nI already saw this episode…", ">\n\nIt got up and left, why is everyone confused?", ">\n\nNobody asked for a sequel to Attack of the Crab Monsters (1957).", ">\n\nI’lll just leave this here.", ">\n\nThank you", ">\n\na.s.h.w.g.a.", ">\n\nLet's gooooo.", ">\n\nGreat, now I will have to wait even longer for my container full of rubber dog poo", ">\n\nIt has been resolved already: source", ">\n\nThis new is breaking!", ">\n\n*again", ">\n\nWell this year is off to a GREAT start.", ">\n\n:( why did it have to be a Ukrainian grain ship … they need the god damn money and the world needs their god damn grain .", ">\n\nAnd why does China need Ukrainian grain?", ">\n\nSo people dont starve ?", ">\n\nI didn't realize that such a massive industrial country as China needs grain import to not starve.", ">\n\nFrom the article: “It is currently unclear to what extent canal traffic is affected.”\nPretty sure that means it is badly affected.", ">\n\nAlso from the article:\n\nCanal traffic is unaffected, the canal authority's chairman Osama Rabie said.", ">\n\nIm not even lying, they changed/updated the article and now its 4x as long with much more info. Thanks.", ">\n\nI actually thought something like that happened. I don't think you're lying! I mean, that would be a weird thing to lie about.", ">\n\nThese idiots can't captain ships for shit", ">\n\nUkraine still exporting to China . Unfuckin real", ">\n\nFor f sake can the US just pay Egypt to build a fing second line already. Pretty sure the US could have paid Egypt to build 12 canals from the last wreck and now here we are again. Seriously Egypt doesn't have the money so just pay for it already so we don't have months long shipping crisis every year.", ">\n\nThis ignores both the history of the existing canal and the current megaprojects unfolding in egypt", ">\n\nWe've got another one, folks! 🎉🎉🎉🎉 (On a serious note, FOR FUCK'S SAKE!)", ">\n\nOh god please, Not again.", ">\n\nI bet my new tote bag was on there.", ">\n\nOn a ship carrying grain from Ukraine to China?", ">\n\n\nCanal traffic is unaffected, the canal authority's chairman Osama Rabie said.", ">\n\nIt’s like deja vu all over again.", ">\n\nAgain?", ">\n\nJesus, not again.", ">\n\noh no... not again.", ">\n\nhaha, yes!\nround 2", ">\n\nOkay, who decided to put history on loop?", ">\n\nCan anyone linke some radar site for ships? So we can track how \"bad\" it is?", ">\n\nOh no, not again.", ">\n\nLet's gooooo!", ">\n\nWe don’t need no stinkin supply chain!", ">\n\nEvergreen 2?", ">\n\nThis was a good episode of The Truman Show.", ">\n\nDe ja vu", ">\n\nLooks like they'll have to make it even wider for the influx of inexperienced shipping crews in the industry.", ">\n\nDeja Vu anyone?", ">\n\nSeriously, how often does this happens?", ">\n\nAgain?", ">\n\nIt’s even funnier the second time!!", ">\n\nPlease not with my stuff in it. Please.", ">\n\nBetween this and the other things happening around the world it's like watching the events of the past 2-3 years replaying themselves.", ">\n\n\n\nShip stuck at the Suez Canal ✅\n\n\nA high number of contagious tourists coming in from China ✅\n\n\nA defeated president's supporters storm a country's government buildings ✅\n\n\nYep, sounds familiar alright.", ">\n\nHistory repeats, no one learns from the past.", ">\n\nI just heard someone say, \"History doesn't repeat itself, but it does rhyme.\"", ">\n\nTime is a circle from a view except it's more like a staircase. And there's a shake at certain parts. \nHating the trudge upwards and always going around.", ">\n\nVonnegut or mcconaughey?", ">\n\n\"Canal traffic is unaffected, the canal authority's chairman Osama Rabie said.\"", ">\n\nCanal authority is what I call it when my wife bosses me around", ">\n\nNo that one is without the C", ">\n\nNo, what you mean is when the morning coffee takes control", ">\n\nHere we go again...\nWhat do we do with a drunken sailor? What do we do we do with a drunken sailor? What do we do with a drunken sailor, early in the morning?", ">\n\nThrow em in the brig until they're sober", ">\n\nFeed 'em to the hungry rats for dinner.", ">\n\nPut them in bed with the captain's daughter", ">\n\nHave you seen the captain’s daughter (early in the morning)?", ">\n\nShave his belly with a rusty razor", ">\n\n“Hey, I’ve seen this one! I’ve seen this one! This is a classic!”", ">\n\nWhat do you mean you’ve seen it, it’s brand new?", ">\n\nWhat’s a rerun?", ">\n\nWhat are you doing step-ship!?", ">\n\nIt doesn't take much with you people.", ">\n\nAhaa but you got the referrence still! 😆", ">\n\nNot again.", ">\n\nWhat next, a bowl of petunias?", ">\n\ndunno, time to start eating a bat's soup from a chinese wetmarket", ">\n\nAgain!?", ">\n\nHooray! Worldwide commerce meltdown again! Oh, wait, no, that one is bad...", ">\n\nYeah hopefully it gets resolved quick, more supply chain issues are not what we need right now", ">\n\nA quick scan of the article says it doesn't affect traffic.... I know reading isn't fun though.", ">\n\nIt has now been cleared!", ">\n\nDammit, again?", ">\n\nYES! THEY PUT IT BACK!!!", ">\n\nSounds like no one read the article... They were able to get the ship unstuck, and it didn't sound like it caused any blockage. So nothing to worry about, and nothing like the last blockage.", ">\n\nThis should be interesting, 2023 off to a good start :)", ">\n\nLooks like a lousy remake of couple of previous years...", ">\n\nI've already seen this season.", ">\n\n2023 writers getting lazy now.", ">\n\nI feel like I’ve heard this somewhere before…", ">\n\nIt has been resolved already: source", ">\n\nIt got up and left, why is everyone confused?", ">\n\nNobody asked for a sequel to Attack of the Crab Monsters (1957).", ">\n\nImagine the captains face right now though. Just think. They all hope it won't be them, but it had to be someone.", ">\n\nHave we even recover from the last?", ">\n\nI already saw this episode…", ">\n\nLet's gooooo.", ">\n\n*again", ">\n\nWell this year is off to a GREAT start.", ">\n\nI’lll just leave this here.", ">\n\nThank you", ">\n\na.s.h.w.g.a.", ">\n\n\"All we had to do was follow the damn train CJ\"", ">\n\nGreat, now I will have to wait even longer for my container full of rubber dog poo", ">\n\nThis new is breaking!", ">\n\nDeja Vu anyone?", ">\n\nAgain?", ">\n\nNot again", ">\n\n:( why did it have to be a Ukrainian grain ship … they need the god damn money and the world needs their god damn grain .", ">\n\nAnd why does China need Ukrainian grain?", ">\n\nSo people dont starve ?", ">\n\nI didn't realize that such a massive industrial country as China needs grain import to not starve.", ">\n\nCombined ukraine and russia i believe grow 80% of the worlds grain .", ">\n\nFrom the article: “It is currently unclear to what extent canal traffic is affected.”\nPretty sure that means it is badly affected.", ">\n\nAlso from the article:\n\nCanal traffic is unaffected, the canal authority's chairman Osama Rabie said.", ">\n\nIm not even lying, they changed/updated the article and now its 4x as long with much more info. Thanks.", ">\n\nI actually thought something like that happened. I don't think you're lying! I mean, that would be a weird thing to lie about.", ">\n\nThese idiots can't captain ships for shit", ">\n\nUkraine still exporting to China . Unfuckin real", ">\n\nFor f sake can the US just pay Egypt to build a fing second line already. Pretty sure the US could have paid Egypt to build 12 canals from the last wreck and now here we are again. Seriously Egypt doesn't have the money so just pay for it already so we don't have months long shipping crisis every year.", ">\n\nThis ignores both the history of the existing canal and the current megaprojects unfolding in egypt", ">\n\nWe've got another one, folks! 🎉🎉🎉🎉 (On a serious note, FOR FUCK'S SAKE!)", ">\n\nOh god please, Not again.", ">\n\nI bet my new tote bag was on there.", ">\n\nOn a ship carrying grain from Ukraine to China?", ">\n\n\nCanal traffic is unaffected, the canal authority's chairman Osama Rabie said.", ">\n\nIt’s like deja vu all over again.", ">\n\nAgain?", ">\n\nJesus, not again.", ">\n\noh no... not again.", ">\n\nhaha, yes!\nround 2", ">\n\nOkay, who decided to put history on loop?", ">\n\nCan anyone linke some radar site for ships? So we can track how \"bad\" it is?", ">\n\nOh no, not again.", ">\n\nLet's gooooo!", ">\n\nWe don’t need no stinkin supply chain!" ]

[ "Here we go again...\nWhat do we do with a drunken sailor? What do we do we do with a drunken sailor? What do we do with a drunken sailor, early in the morning?", ">\n\nThrow em in the brig until they're sober", ">\n\nFeed 'em to the hungry rats for dinner.", ">\n\nAnd this is why I'll need to listen to the Drunken Whaler on repeat for some amount of time.", ">\n\nBetween this and the other things happening around the world it's like watching the events of the past 2-3 years replaying themselves.", ">\n\n\n\nSuez Canal blocked by a cargo ship ✅\n\n\nA high number of contagious tourists coming in from China ✅\n\n\nA defeated president's supporters storm a country's government buildings ✅\n\n\nYep, sounds familiar alright.", ">\n\nHistory repeats, no one learns from the past.", ">\n\nI just heard someone say, \"History doesn't repeat itself, but it does rhyme.\"", ">\n\nTime is a circle from a view except it's more like a staircase. And there's a shake at certain parts. \nHating the trudge upwards and always going around.", ">\n\nVonnegut or mcconaughey?", ">\n\n\"Canal traffic is unaffected, the canal authority's chairman Osama Rabie said.\"", ">\n\nCanal authority is what I call it when my wife bosses me around", ">\n\nNot again.", ">\n\nWhat next, a bowl of petunias?", ">\n\nWhat are you doing step-ship!?", ">\n\nI just need a quick tug.", ">\n\nHooray! Worldwide commerce meltdown again! Oh, wait, no, that one is bad...", ">\n\nSorry, no raises this year because that global thing that happened for a couple of days\n-Corporations", ">\n\nAlso, all of the products and services that aren't significantly impacted are going to receive price hikes regardless- which will stick around well-after the supply chain has normalized. Our ~~suckers~~ customers ~~are too dumb to notice~~ understand that our products and services have great value and we're always doing our best to stay competitive with the other sociopaths in the price-fixed industry.", ">\n\nDammit, again?", ">\n\n“Hey, I’ve seen this one! I’ve seen this one! This is a classic!”", ">\n\nAgain!?", ">\n\nYES! THEY PUT IT BACK!!!", ">\n\nImagine the captains face right now though. Just think. They all hope it won't be them, but it had to be someone.", ">\n\nI've already seen this season.", ">\n\n2023 writers getting lazy now.", ">\n\nI feel like I’ve heard this somewhere before…", ">\n\n:( why did it have to be a Ukrainian grain ship … they need the god damn money and the world needs their god damn grain .", ">\n\nAnd why does China need Ukrainian grain?", ">\n\nI’lll just leave this here.", ">\n\nThank you", ">\n\na.s.h.w.g.a.", ">\n\nThis should be interesting, 2023 off to a good start :)", ">\n\nLooks like a lousy remake of couple of previous years...", ">\n\nHave we even recover from the last?", ">\n\nI already saw this episode…", ">\n\nLet's gooooo.", ">\n\nThese idiots can't captain ships for shit", ">\n\nFrom the article: “It is currently unclear to what extent canal traffic is affected.”\nPretty sure that means it is badly affected.", ">\n\nAlso from the article:\n\nCanal traffic is unaffected, the canal authority's chairman Osama Rabie said.", ">\n\nIm not even lying, they changed/updated the article and now its 4x as long with much more info. Thanks.", ">\n\nI actually thought something like that happened. I don't think you're lying! I mean, that would be a weird thing to lie about.", ">\n\nFor f sake can the US just pay Egypt to build a fing second line already. Pretty sure the US could have paid Egypt to build 12 canals from the last wreck and now here we are again. Seriously Egypt doesn't have the money so just pay for it already so we don't have months long shipping crisis every year.", ">\n\nThis ignores both the history of the existing canal and the current megaprojects unfolding in egypt", ">\n\nWe've got another one, folks! 🎉🎉🎉🎉 (On a serious note, FOR FUCK'S SAKE!)", ">\n\nOh god please, Not again.", ">\n\nI bet my new tote bag was on there.", ">\n\nOn a ship carrying grain from Ukraine to China?", ">\n\n\nCanal traffic is unaffected, the canal authority's chairman Osama Rabie said.", ">\n\nIt’s like deja vu all over again.", ">\n\nAgain?", ">\n\nJesus, not again.", ">\n\noh no... not again.", ">\n\nhaha, yes!\nround 2", ">\n\nOkay, who decided to put history on loop?", ">\n\nCan anyone linke some radar site for ships? So we can track how \"bad\" it is?", ">\n\nOh no, not again.", ">\n\nLet's gooooo!", ">\n\nWe don’t need no stinkin supply chain!", ">\n\nEvergreen 2?", ">\n\nThis was a good episode of The Truman Show.", ">\n\nUkraine still exporting to China . Unfuckin real", ">\n\nGreat, now I will have to wait even longer for my container full of rubber dog poo", ">\n\nHere we go again...\nWhat do we do with a drunken sailor? What do we do we do with a drunken sailor? What do we do with a drunken sailor, early in the morning?", ">\n\nThrow em in the brig until they're sober", ">\n\nFeed 'em to the hungry rats for dinner.", ">\n\nPut them in bed with the captain's daughter", ">\n\nHave you seen the captain’s daughter (early in the morning)?", ">\n\nSober?", ">\n\nBetween this and the other things happening around the world it's like watching the events of the past 2-3 years replaying themselves.", ">\n\n\n\nShip stuck at the Suez Canal ✅\n\n\nA high number of contagious tourists coming in from China ✅\n\n\nA defeated president's supporters storm a country's government buildings ✅\n\n\nYep, sounds familiar alright.", ">\n\nHistory repeats, no one learns from the past.", ">\n\nI just heard someone say, \"History doesn't repeat itself, but it does rhyme.\"", ">\n\nRepeat Rap Battles of History! \n2020! Vs! 2023!\nBEGIN!", ">\n\nGreat now I gotta go listen to 40 ERBoH videos", ">\n\n\"Canal traffic is unaffected, the canal authority's chairman Osama Rabie said.\"", ">\n\nCanal authority is what I call it when my wife bosses me around", ">\n\nNo that one is without the C", ">\n\nNo, what you mean is when the morning coffee takes control", ">\n\nNot again.", ">\n\nWhat next, a bowl of petunias?", ">\n\n“Hey, I’ve seen this one! I’ve seen this one! This is a classic!”", ">\n\nWhat do you mean you’ve seen it, it’s brand new?", ">\n\nWhat are you doing step-ship!?", ">\n\nI just need a quick tug.", ">\n\nAgain!?", ">\n\nHooray! Worldwide commerce meltdown again! Oh, wait, no, that one is bad...", ">\n\nSorry, no raises this year because that global thing that happened for a couple of days\n-Corporations", ">\n\nAlso, all of the products and services that aren't significantly impacted are going to receive price hikes regardless- which will stick around well-after the supply chain has normalized. Our ~~suckers~~ customers ~~are too dumb to notice~~ understand that our products and services have great value and we're always doing our best to stay competitive with the other sociopaths in the price-fixed industry.", ">\n\nDammit, again?", ">\n\nYES! THEY PUT IT BACK!!!", ">\n\nThis should be interesting, 2023 off to a good start :)", ">\n\nLooks like a lousy remake of couple of previous years...", ">\n\nI've already seen this season.", ">\n\nI feel like I’ve heard this somewhere before…", ">\n\nSounds like no one read the article... They were able to get the ship unstuck, and it didn't sound like it caused any blockage. So nothing to worry about, and nothing like the last blockage.", ">\n\nImagine the captains face right now though. Just think. They all hope it won't be them, but it had to be someone.", ">\n\n2023 writers getting lazy now.", ">\n\nHave we even recover from the last?", ">\n\nI already saw this episode…", ">\n\nIt got up and left, why is everyone confused?", ">\n\nNobody asked for a sequel to Attack of the Crab Monsters (1957).", ">\n\nI’lll just leave this here.", ">\n\nThank you", ">\n\na.s.h.w.g.a.", ">\n\nLet's gooooo.", ">\n\nGreat, now I will have to wait even longer for my container full of rubber dog poo", ">\n\nIt has been resolved already: source", ">\n\nThis new is breaking!", ">\n\n*again", ">\n\nWell this year is off to a GREAT start.", ">\n\n:( why did it have to be a Ukrainian grain ship … they need the god damn money and the world needs their god damn grain .", ">\n\nAnd why does China need Ukrainian grain?", ">\n\nSo people dont starve ?", ">\n\nI didn't realize that such a massive industrial country as China needs grain import to not starve.", ">\n\nFrom the article: “It is currently unclear to what extent canal traffic is affected.”\nPretty sure that means it is badly affected.", ">\n\nAlso from the article:\n\nCanal traffic is unaffected, the canal authority's chairman Osama Rabie said.", ">\n\nIm not even lying, they changed/updated the article and now its 4x as long with much more info. Thanks.", ">\n\nI actually thought something like that happened. I don't think you're lying! I mean, that would be a weird thing to lie about.", ">\n\nThese idiots can't captain ships for shit", ">\n\nUkraine still exporting to China . Unfuckin real", ">\n\nFor f sake can the US just pay Egypt to build a fing second line already. Pretty sure the US could have paid Egypt to build 12 canals from the last wreck and now here we are again. Seriously Egypt doesn't have the money so just pay for it already so we don't have months long shipping crisis every year.", ">\n\nThis ignores both the history of the existing canal and the current megaprojects unfolding in egypt", ">\n\nWe've got another one, folks! 🎉🎉🎉🎉 (On a serious note, FOR FUCK'S SAKE!)", ">\n\nOh god please, Not again.", ">\n\nI bet my new tote bag was on there.", ">\n\nOn a ship carrying grain from Ukraine to China?", ">\n\n\nCanal traffic is unaffected, the canal authority's chairman Osama Rabie said.", ">\n\nIt’s like deja vu all over again.", ">\n\nAgain?", ">\n\nJesus, not again.", ">\n\noh no... not again.", ">\n\nhaha, yes!\nround 2", ">\n\nOkay, who decided to put history on loop?", ">\n\nCan anyone linke some radar site for ships? So we can track how \"bad\" it is?", ">\n\nOh no, not again.", ">\n\nLet's gooooo!", ">\n\nWe don’t need no stinkin supply chain!", ">\n\nEvergreen 2?", ">\n\nThis was a good episode of The Truman Show.", ">\n\nDe ja vu", ">\n\nLooks like they'll have to make it even wider for the influx of inexperienced shipping crews in the industry.", ">\n\nDeja Vu anyone?", ">\n\nSeriously, how often does this happens?", ">\n\nAgain?", ">\n\nIt’s even funnier the second time!!", ">\n\nPlease not with my stuff in it. Please.", ">\n\nBetween this and the other things happening around the world it's like watching the events of the past 2-3 years replaying themselves.", ">\n\n\n\nShip stuck at the Suez Canal ✅\n\n\nA high number of contagious tourists coming in from China ✅\n\n\nA defeated president's supporters storm a country's government buildings ✅\n\n\nYep, sounds familiar alright.", ">\n\nHistory repeats, no one learns from the past.", ">\n\nI just heard someone say, \"History doesn't repeat itself, but it does rhyme.\"", ">\n\nTime is a circle from a view except it's more like a staircase. And there's a shake at certain parts. \nHating the trudge upwards and always going around.", ">\n\nVonnegut or mcconaughey?", ">\n\n\"Canal traffic is unaffected, the canal authority's chairman Osama Rabie said.\"", ">\n\nCanal authority is what I call it when my wife bosses me around", ">\n\nNo that one is without the C", ">\n\nNo, what you mean is when the morning coffee takes control", ">\n\nHere we go again...\nWhat do we do with a drunken sailor? What do we do we do with a drunken sailor? What do we do with a drunken sailor, early in the morning?", ">\n\nThrow em in the brig until they're sober", ">\n\nFeed 'em to the hungry rats for dinner.", ">\n\nPut them in bed with the captain's daughter", ">\n\nHave you seen the captain’s daughter (early in the morning)?", ">\n\nShave his belly with a rusty razor", ">\n\n“Hey, I’ve seen this one! I’ve seen this one! This is a classic!”", ">\n\nWhat do you mean you’ve seen it, it’s brand new?", ">\n\nWhat’s a rerun?", ">\n\nWhat are you doing step-ship!?", ">\n\nIt doesn't take much with you people.", ">\n\nAhaa but you got the referrence still! 😆", ">\n\nNot again.", ">\n\nWhat next, a bowl of petunias?", ">\n\ndunno, time to start eating a bat's soup from a chinese wetmarket", ">\n\nAgain!?", ">\n\nHooray! Worldwide commerce meltdown again! Oh, wait, no, that one is bad...", ">\n\nYeah hopefully it gets resolved quick, more supply chain issues are not what we need right now", ">\n\nA quick scan of the article says it doesn't affect traffic.... I know reading isn't fun though.", ">\n\nIt has now been cleared!", ">\n\nDammit, again?", ">\n\nYES! THEY PUT IT BACK!!!", ">\n\nSounds like no one read the article... They were able to get the ship unstuck, and it didn't sound like it caused any blockage. So nothing to worry about, and nothing like the last blockage.", ">\n\nThis should be interesting, 2023 off to a good start :)", ">\n\nLooks like a lousy remake of couple of previous years...", ">\n\nI've already seen this season.", ">\n\n2023 writers getting lazy now.", ">\n\nI feel like I’ve heard this somewhere before…", ">\n\nIt has been resolved already: source", ">\n\nIt got up and left, why is everyone confused?", ">\n\nNobody asked for a sequel to Attack of the Crab Monsters (1957).", ">\n\nImagine the captains face right now though. Just think. They all hope it won't be them, but it had to be someone.", ">\n\nHave we even recover from the last?", ">\n\nI already saw this episode…", ">\n\nLet's gooooo.", ">\n\n*again", ">\n\nWell this year is off to a GREAT start.", ">\n\nI’lll just leave this here.", ">\n\nThank you", ">\n\na.s.h.w.g.a.", ">\n\n\"All we had to do was follow the damn train CJ\"", ">\n\nGreat, now I will have to wait even longer for my container full of rubber dog poo", ">\n\nThis new is breaking!", ">\n\nDeja Vu anyone?", ">\n\nAgain?", ">\n\nNot again", ">\n\n:( why did it have to be a Ukrainian grain ship … they need the god damn money and the world needs their god damn grain .", ">\n\nAnd why does China need Ukrainian grain?", ">\n\nSo people dont starve ?", ">\n\nI didn't realize that such a massive industrial country as China needs grain import to not starve.", ">\n\nCombined ukraine and russia i believe grow 80% of the worlds grain .", ">\n\nFrom the article: “It is currently unclear to what extent canal traffic is affected.”\nPretty sure that means it is badly affected.", ">\n\nAlso from the article:\n\nCanal traffic is unaffected, the canal authority's chairman Osama Rabie said.", ">\n\nIm not even lying, they changed/updated the article and now its 4x as long with much more info. Thanks.", ">\n\nI actually thought something like that happened. I don't think you're lying! I mean, that would be a weird thing to lie about.", ">\n\nThese idiots can't captain ships for shit", ">\n\nUkraine still exporting to China . Unfuckin real", ">\n\nFor f sake can the US just pay Egypt to build a fing second line already. Pretty sure the US could have paid Egypt to build 12 canals from the last wreck and now here we are again. Seriously Egypt doesn't have the money so just pay for it already so we don't have months long shipping crisis every year.", ">\n\nThis ignores both the history of the existing canal and the current megaprojects unfolding in egypt", ">\n\nWe've got another one, folks! 🎉🎉🎉🎉 (On a serious note, FOR FUCK'S SAKE!)", ">\n\nOh god please, Not again.", ">\n\nI bet my new tote bag was on there.", ">\n\nOn a ship carrying grain from Ukraine to China?", ">\n\n\nCanal traffic is unaffected, the canal authority's chairman Osama Rabie said.", ">\n\nIt’s like deja vu all over again.", ">\n\nAgain?", ">\n\nJesus, not again.", ">\n\noh no... not again.", ">\n\nhaha, yes!\nround 2", ">\n\nOkay, who decided to put history on loop?", ">\n\nCan anyone linke some radar site for ships? So we can track how \"bad\" it is?", ">\n\nOh no, not again.", ">\n\nLet's gooooo!", ">\n\nWe don’t need no stinkin supply chain!", ">\n\nEvergreen 2?" ]

[ "Here we go again...\nWhat do we do with a drunken sailor? What do we do we do with a drunken sailor? What do we do with a drunken sailor, early in the morning?", ">\n\nThrow em in the brig until they're sober", ">\n\nFeed 'em to the hungry rats for dinner.", ">\n\nAnd this is why I'll need to listen to the Drunken Whaler on repeat for some amount of time.", ">\n\nBetween this and the other things happening around the world it's like watching the events of the past 2-3 years replaying themselves.", ">\n\n\n\nSuez Canal blocked by a cargo ship ✅\n\n\nA high number of contagious tourists coming in from China ✅\n\n\nA defeated president's supporters storm a country's government buildings ✅\n\n\nYep, sounds familiar alright.", ">\n\nHistory repeats, no one learns from the past.", ">\n\nI just heard someone say, \"History doesn't repeat itself, but it does rhyme.\"", ">\n\nTime is a circle from a view except it's more like a staircase. And there's a shake at certain parts. \nHating the trudge upwards and always going around.", ">\n\nVonnegut or mcconaughey?", ">\n\n\"Canal traffic is unaffected, the canal authority's chairman Osama Rabie said.\"", ">\n\nCanal authority is what I call it when my wife bosses me around", ">\n\nNot again.", ">\n\nWhat next, a bowl of petunias?", ">\n\nWhat are you doing step-ship!?", ">\n\nI just need a quick tug.", ">\n\nHooray! Worldwide commerce meltdown again! Oh, wait, no, that one is bad...", ">\n\nSorry, no raises this year because that global thing that happened for a couple of days\n-Corporations", ">\n\nAlso, all of the products and services that aren't significantly impacted are going to receive price hikes regardless- which will stick around well-after the supply chain has normalized. Our ~~suckers~~ customers ~~are too dumb to notice~~ understand that our products and services have great value and we're always doing our best to stay competitive with the other sociopaths in the price-fixed industry.", ">\n\nDammit, again?", ">\n\n“Hey, I’ve seen this one! I’ve seen this one! This is a classic!”", ">\n\nAgain!?", ">\n\nYES! THEY PUT IT BACK!!!", ">\n\nImagine the captains face right now though. Just think. They all hope it won't be them, but it had to be someone.", ">\n\nI've already seen this season.", ">\n\n2023 writers getting lazy now.", ">\n\nI feel like I’ve heard this somewhere before…", ">\n\n:( why did it have to be a Ukrainian grain ship … they need the god damn money and the world needs their god damn grain .", ">\n\nAnd why does China need Ukrainian grain?", ">\n\nI’lll just leave this here.", ">\n\nThank you", ">\n\na.s.h.w.g.a.", ">\n\nThis should be interesting, 2023 off to a good start :)", ">\n\nLooks like a lousy remake of couple of previous years...", ">\n\nHave we even recover from the last?", ">\n\nI already saw this episode…", ">\n\nLet's gooooo.", ">\n\nThese idiots can't captain ships for shit", ">\n\nFrom the article: “It is currently unclear to what extent canal traffic is affected.”\nPretty sure that means it is badly affected.", ">\n\nAlso from the article:\n\nCanal traffic is unaffected, the canal authority's chairman Osama Rabie said.", ">\n\nIm not even lying, they changed/updated the article and now its 4x as long with much more info. Thanks.", ">\n\nI actually thought something like that happened. I don't think you're lying! I mean, that would be a weird thing to lie about.", ">\n\nFor f sake can the US just pay Egypt to build a fing second line already. Pretty sure the US could have paid Egypt to build 12 canals from the last wreck and now here we are again. Seriously Egypt doesn't have the money so just pay for it already so we don't have months long shipping crisis every year.", ">\n\nThis ignores both the history of the existing canal and the current megaprojects unfolding in egypt", ">\n\nWe've got another one, folks! 🎉🎉🎉🎉 (On a serious note, FOR FUCK'S SAKE!)", ">\n\nOh god please, Not again.", ">\n\nI bet my new tote bag was on there.", ">\n\nOn a ship carrying grain from Ukraine to China?", ">\n\n\nCanal traffic is unaffected, the canal authority's chairman Osama Rabie said.", ">\n\nIt’s like deja vu all over again.", ">\n\nAgain?", ">\n\nJesus, not again.", ">\n\noh no... not again.", ">\n\nhaha, yes!\nround 2", ">\n\nOkay, who decided to put history on loop?", ">\n\nCan anyone linke some radar site for ships? So we can track how \"bad\" it is?", ">\n\nOh no, not again.", ">\n\nLet's gooooo!", ">\n\nWe don’t need no stinkin supply chain!", ">\n\nEvergreen 2?", ">\n\nThis was a good episode of The Truman Show.", ">\n\nUkraine still exporting to China . Unfuckin real", ">\n\nGreat, now I will have to wait even longer for my container full of rubber dog poo", ">\n\nHere we go again...\nWhat do we do with a drunken sailor? What do we do we do with a drunken sailor? What do we do with a drunken sailor, early in the morning?", ">\n\nThrow em in the brig until they're sober", ">\n\nFeed 'em to the hungry rats for dinner.", ">\n\nPut them in bed with the captain's daughter", ">\n\nHave you seen the captain’s daughter (early in the morning)?", ">\n\nSober?", ">\n\nBetween this and the other things happening around the world it's like watching the events of the past 2-3 years replaying themselves.", ">\n\n\n\nShip stuck at the Suez Canal ✅\n\n\nA high number of contagious tourists coming in from China ✅\n\n\nA defeated president's supporters storm a country's government buildings ✅\n\n\nYep, sounds familiar alright.", ">\n\nHistory repeats, no one learns from the past.", ">\n\nI just heard someone say, \"History doesn't repeat itself, but it does rhyme.\"", ">\n\nRepeat Rap Battles of History! \n2020! Vs! 2023!\nBEGIN!", ">\n\nGreat now I gotta go listen to 40 ERBoH videos", ">\n\n\"Canal traffic is unaffected, the canal authority's chairman Osama Rabie said.\"", ">\n\nCanal authority is what I call it when my wife bosses me around", ">\n\nNo that one is without the C", ">\n\nNo, what you mean is when the morning coffee takes control", ">\n\nNot again.", ">\n\nWhat next, a bowl of petunias?", ">\n\n“Hey, I’ve seen this one! I’ve seen this one! This is a classic!”", ">\n\nWhat do you mean you’ve seen it, it’s brand new?", ">\n\nWhat are you doing step-ship!?", ">\n\nI just need a quick tug.", ">\n\nAgain!?", ">\n\nHooray! Worldwide commerce meltdown again! Oh, wait, no, that one is bad...", ">\n\nSorry, no raises this year because that global thing that happened for a couple of days\n-Corporations", ">\n\nAlso, all of the products and services that aren't significantly impacted are going to receive price hikes regardless- which will stick around well-after the supply chain has normalized. Our ~~suckers~~ customers ~~are too dumb to notice~~ understand that our products and services have great value and we're always doing our best to stay competitive with the other sociopaths in the price-fixed industry.", ">\n\nDammit, again?", ">\n\nYES! THEY PUT IT BACK!!!", ">\n\nThis should be interesting, 2023 off to a good start :)", ">\n\nLooks like a lousy remake of couple of previous years...", ">\n\nI've already seen this season.", ">\n\nI feel like I’ve heard this somewhere before…", ">\n\nSounds like no one read the article... They were able to get the ship unstuck, and it didn't sound like it caused any blockage. So nothing to worry about, and nothing like the last blockage.", ">\n\nImagine the captains face right now though. Just think. They all hope it won't be them, but it had to be someone.", ">\n\n2023 writers getting lazy now.", ">\n\nHave we even recover from the last?", ">\n\nI already saw this episode…", ">\n\nIt got up and left, why is everyone confused?", ">\n\nNobody asked for a sequel to Attack of the Crab Monsters (1957).", ">\n\nI’lll just leave this here.", ">\n\nThank you", ">\n\na.s.h.w.g.a.", ">\n\nLet's gooooo.", ">\n\nGreat, now I will have to wait even longer for my container full of rubber dog poo", ">\n\nIt has been resolved already: source", ">\n\nThis new is breaking!", ">\n\n*again", ">\n\nWell this year is off to a GREAT start.", ">\n\n:( why did it have to be a Ukrainian grain ship … they need the god damn money and the world needs their god damn grain .", ">\n\nAnd why does China need Ukrainian grain?", ">\n\nSo people dont starve ?", ">\n\nI didn't realize that such a massive industrial country as China needs grain import to not starve.", ">\n\nFrom the article: “It is currently unclear to what extent canal traffic is affected.”\nPretty sure that means it is badly affected.", ">\n\nAlso from the article:\n\nCanal traffic is unaffected, the canal authority's chairman Osama Rabie said.", ">\n\nIm not even lying, they changed/updated the article and now its 4x as long with much more info. Thanks.", ">\n\nI actually thought something like that happened. I don't think you're lying! I mean, that would be a weird thing to lie about.", ">\n\nThese idiots can't captain ships for shit", ">\n\nUkraine still exporting to China . Unfuckin real", ">\n\nFor f sake can the US just pay Egypt to build a fing second line already. Pretty sure the US could have paid Egypt to build 12 canals from the last wreck and now here we are again. Seriously Egypt doesn't have the money so just pay for it already so we don't have months long shipping crisis every year.", ">\n\nThis ignores both the history of the existing canal and the current megaprojects unfolding in egypt", ">\n\nWe've got another one, folks! 🎉🎉🎉🎉 (On a serious note, FOR FUCK'S SAKE!)", ">\n\nOh god please, Not again.", ">\n\nI bet my new tote bag was on there.", ">\n\nOn a ship carrying grain from Ukraine to China?", ">\n\n\nCanal traffic is unaffected, the canal authority's chairman Osama Rabie said.", ">\n\nIt’s like deja vu all over again.", ">\n\nAgain?", ">\n\nJesus, not again.", ">\n\noh no... not again.", ">\n\nhaha, yes!\nround 2", ">\n\nOkay, who decided to put history on loop?", ">\n\nCan anyone linke some radar site for ships? So we can track how \"bad\" it is?", ">\n\nOh no, not again.", ">\n\nLet's gooooo!", ">\n\nWe don’t need no stinkin supply chain!", ">\n\nEvergreen 2?", ">\n\nThis was a good episode of The Truman Show.", ">\n\nDe ja vu", ">\n\nLooks like they'll have to make it even wider for the influx of inexperienced shipping crews in the industry.", ">\n\nDeja Vu anyone?", ">\n\nSeriously, how often does this happens?", ">\n\nAgain?", ">\n\nIt’s even funnier the second time!!", ">\n\nPlease not with my stuff in it. Please.", ">\n\nBetween this and the other things happening around the world it's like watching the events of the past 2-3 years replaying themselves.", ">\n\n\n\nShip stuck at the Suez Canal ✅\n\n\nA high number of contagious tourists coming in from China ✅\n\n\nA defeated president's supporters storm a country's government buildings ✅\n\n\nYep, sounds familiar alright.", ">\n\nHistory repeats, no one learns from the past.", ">\n\nI just heard someone say, \"History doesn't repeat itself, but it does rhyme.\"", ">\n\nTime is a circle from a view except it's more like a staircase. And there's a shake at certain parts. \nHating the trudge upwards and always going around.", ">\n\nVonnegut or mcconaughey?", ">\n\n\"Canal traffic is unaffected, the canal authority's chairman Osama Rabie said.\"", ">\n\nCanal authority is what I call it when my wife bosses me around", ">\n\nNo that one is without the C", ">\n\nNo, what you mean is when the morning coffee takes control", ">\n\nHere we go again...\nWhat do we do with a drunken sailor? What do we do we do with a drunken sailor? What do we do with a drunken sailor, early in the morning?", ">\n\nThrow em in the brig until they're sober", ">\n\nFeed 'em to the hungry rats for dinner.", ">\n\nPut them in bed with the captain's daughter", ">\n\nHave you seen the captain’s daughter (early in the morning)?", ">\n\nShave his belly with a rusty razor", ">\n\n“Hey, I’ve seen this one! I’ve seen this one! This is a classic!”", ">\n\nWhat do you mean you’ve seen it, it’s brand new?", ">\n\nWhat’s a rerun?", ">\n\nWhat are you doing step-ship!?", ">\n\nIt doesn't take much with you people.", ">\n\nAhaa but you got the referrence still! 😆", ">\n\nNot again.", ">\n\nWhat next, a bowl of petunias?", ">\n\ndunno, time to start eating a bat's soup from a chinese wetmarket", ">\n\nAgain!?", ">\n\nHooray! Worldwide commerce meltdown again! Oh, wait, no, that one is bad...", ">\n\nYeah hopefully it gets resolved quick, more supply chain issues are not what we need right now", ">\n\nA quick scan of the article says it doesn't affect traffic.... I know reading isn't fun though.", ">\n\nIt has now been cleared!", ">\n\nDammit, again?", ">\n\nYES! THEY PUT IT BACK!!!", ">\n\nSounds like no one read the article... They were able to get the ship unstuck, and it didn't sound like it caused any blockage. So nothing to worry about, and nothing like the last blockage.", ">\n\nThis should be interesting, 2023 off to a good start :)", ">\n\nLooks like a lousy remake of couple of previous years...", ">\n\nI've already seen this season.", ">\n\n2023 writers getting lazy now.", ">\n\nI feel like I’ve heard this somewhere before…", ">\n\nIt has been resolved already: source", ">\n\nIt got up and left, why is everyone confused?", ">\n\nNobody asked for a sequel to Attack of the Crab Monsters (1957).", ">\n\nImagine the captains face right now though. Just think. They all hope it won't be them, but it had to be someone.", ">\n\nHave we even recover from the last?", ">\n\nI already saw this episode…", ">\n\nLet's gooooo.", ">\n\n*again", ">\n\nWell this year is off to a GREAT start.", ">\n\nI’lll just leave this here.", ">\n\nThank you", ">\n\na.s.h.w.g.a.", ">\n\n\"All we had to do was follow the damn train CJ\"", ">\n\nGreat, now I will have to wait even longer for my container full of rubber dog poo", ">\n\nThis new is breaking!", ">\n\nDeja Vu anyone?", ">\n\nAgain?", ">\n\nNot again", ">\n\n:( why did it have to be a Ukrainian grain ship … they need the god damn money and the world needs their god damn grain .", ">\n\nAnd why does China need Ukrainian grain?", ">\n\nSo people dont starve ?", ">\n\nI didn't realize that such a massive industrial country as China needs grain import to not starve.", ">\n\nCombined ukraine and russia i believe grow 80% of the worlds grain .", ">\n\nFrom the article: “It is currently unclear to what extent canal traffic is affected.”\nPretty sure that means it is badly affected.", ">\n\nAlso from the article:\n\nCanal traffic is unaffected, the canal authority's chairman Osama Rabie said.", ">\n\nIm not even lying, they changed/updated the article and now its 4x as long with much more info. Thanks.", ">\n\nI actually thought something like that happened. I don't think you're lying! I mean, that would be a weird thing to lie about.", ">\n\nThese idiots can't captain ships for shit", ">\n\nUkraine still exporting to China . Unfuckin real", ">\n\nFor f sake can the US just pay Egypt to build a fing second line already. Pretty sure the US could have paid Egypt to build 12 canals from the last wreck and now here we are again. Seriously Egypt doesn't have the money so just pay for it already so we don't have months long shipping crisis every year.", ">\n\nThis ignores both the history of the existing canal and the current megaprojects unfolding in egypt", ">\n\nWe've got another one, folks! 🎉🎉🎉🎉 (On a serious note, FOR FUCK'S SAKE!)", ">\n\nOh god please, Not again.", ">\n\nI bet my new tote bag was on there.", ">\n\nOn a ship carrying grain from Ukraine to China?", ">\n\n\nCanal traffic is unaffected, the canal authority's chairman Osama Rabie said.", ">\n\nIt’s like deja vu all over again.", ">\n\nAgain?", ">\n\nJesus, not again.", ">\n\noh no... not again.", ">\n\nhaha, yes!\nround 2", ">\n\nOkay, who decided to put history on loop?", ">\n\nCan anyone linke some radar site for ships? So we can track how \"bad\" it is?", ">\n\nOh no, not again.", ">\n\nLet's gooooo!", ">\n\nWe don’t need no stinkin supply chain!", ">\n\nEvergreen 2?", ">\n\nThe name's the hint, innit" ]

[ "Here we go again...\nWhat do we do with a drunken sailor? What do we do we do with a drunken sailor? What do we do with a drunken sailor, early in the morning?", ">\n\nThrow em in the brig until they're sober", ">\n\nFeed 'em to the hungry rats for dinner.", ">\n\nAnd this is why I'll need to listen to the Drunken Whaler on repeat for some amount of time.", ">\n\nBetween this and the other things happening around the world it's like watching the events of the past 2-3 years replaying themselves.", ">\n\n\n\nSuez Canal blocked by a cargo ship ✅\n\n\nA high number of contagious tourists coming in from China ✅\n\n\nA defeated president's supporters storm a country's government buildings ✅\n\n\nYep, sounds familiar alright.", ">\n\nHistory repeats, no one learns from the past.", ">\n\nI just heard someone say, \"History doesn't repeat itself, but it does rhyme.\"", ">\n\nTime is a circle from a view except it's more like a staircase. And there's a shake at certain parts. \nHating the trudge upwards and always going around.", ">\n\nVonnegut or mcconaughey?", ">\n\n\"Canal traffic is unaffected, the canal authority's chairman Osama Rabie said.\"", ">\n\nCanal authority is what I call it when my wife bosses me around", ">\n\nNot again.", ">\n\nWhat next, a bowl of petunias?", ">\n\nWhat are you doing step-ship!?", ">\n\nI just need a quick tug.", ">\n\nHooray! Worldwide commerce meltdown again! Oh, wait, no, that one is bad...", ">\n\nSorry, no raises this year because that global thing that happened for a couple of days\n-Corporations", ">\n\nAlso, all of the products and services that aren't significantly impacted are going to receive price hikes regardless- which will stick around well-after the supply chain has normalized. Our ~~suckers~~ customers ~~are too dumb to notice~~ understand that our products and services have great value and we're always doing our best to stay competitive with the other sociopaths in the price-fixed industry.", ">\n\nDammit, again?", ">\n\n“Hey, I’ve seen this one! I’ve seen this one! This is a classic!”", ">\n\nAgain!?", ">\n\nYES! THEY PUT IT BACK!!!", ">\n\nImagine the captains face right now though. Just think. They all hope it won't be them, but it had to be someone.", ">\n\nI've already seen this season.", ">\n\n2023 writers getting lazy now.", ">\n\nI feel like I’ve heard this somewhere before…", ">\n\n:( why did it have to be a Ukrainian grain ship … they need the god damn money and the world needs their god damn grain .", ">\n\nAnd why does China need Ukrainian grain?", ">\n\nI’lll just leave this here.", ">\n\nThank you", ">\n\na.s.h.w.g.a.", ">\n\nThis should be interesting, 2023 off to a good start :)", ">\n\nLooks like a lousy remake of couple of previous years...", ">\n\nHave we even recover from the last?", ">\n\nI already saw this episode…", ">\n\nLet's gooooo.", ">\n\nThese idiots can't captain ships for shit", ">\n\nFrom the article: “It is currently unclear to what extent canal traffic is affected.”\nPretty sure that means it is badly affected.", ">\n\nAlso from the article:\n\nCanal traffic is unaffected, the canal authority's chairman Osama Rabie said.", ">\n\nIm not even lying, they changed/updated the article and now its 4x as long with much more info. Thanks.", ">\n\nI actually thought something like that happened. I don't think you're lying! I mean, that would be a weird thing to lie about.", ">\n\nFor f sake can the US just pay Egypt to build a fing second line already. Pretty sure the US could have paid Egypt to build 12 canals from the last wreck and now here we are again. Seriously Egypt doesn't have the money so just pay for it already so we don't have months long shipping crisis every year.", ">\n\nThis ignores both the history of the existing canal and the current megaprojects unfolding in egypt", ">\n\nWe've got another one, folks! 🎉🎉🎉🎉 (On a serious note, FOR FUCK'S SAKE!)", ">\n\nOh god please, Not again.", ">\n\nI bet my new tote bag was on there.", ">\n\nOn a ship carrying grain from Ukraine to China?", ">\n\n\nCanal traffic is unaffected, the canal authority's chairman Osama Rabie said.", ">\n\nIt’s like deja vu all over again.", ">\n\nAgain?", ">\n\nJesus, not again.", ">\n\noh no... not again.", ">\n\nhaha, yes!\nround 2", ">\n\nOkay, who decided to put history on loop?", ">\n\nCan anyone linke some radar site for ships? So we can track how \"bad\" it is?", ">\n\nOh no, not again.", ">\n\nLet's gooooo!", ">\n\nWe don’t need no stinkin supply chain!", ">\n\nEvergreen 2?", ">\n\nThis was a good episode of The Truman Show.", ">\n\nUkraine still exporting to China . Unfuckin real", ">\n\nGreat, now I will have to wait even longer for my container full of rubber dog poo", ">\n\nHere we go again...\nWhat do we do with a drunken sailor? What do we do we do with a drunken sailor? What do we do with a drunken sailor, early in the morning?", ">\n\nThrow em in the brig until they're sober", ">\n\nFeed 'em to the hungry rats for dinner.", ">\n\nPut them in bed with the captain's daughter", ">\n\nHave you seen the captain’s daughter (early in the morning)?", ">\n\nSober?", ">\n\nBetween this and the other things happening around the world it's like watching the events of the past 2-3 years replaying themselves.", ">\n\n\n\nShip stuck at the Suez Canal ✅\n\n\nA high number of contagious tourists coming in from China ✅\n\n\nA defeated president's supporters storm a country's government buildings ✅\n\n\nYep, sounds familiar alright.", ">\n\nHistory repeats, no one learns from the past.", ">\n\nI just heard someone say, \"History doesn't repeat itself, but it does rhyme.\"", ">\n\nRepeat Rap Battles of History! \n2020! Vs! 2023!\nBEGIN!", ">\n\nGreat now I gotta go listen to 40 ERBoH videos", ">\n\n\"Canal traffic is unaffected, the canal authority's chairman Osama Rabie said.\"", ">\n\nCanal authority is what I call it when my wife bosses me around", ">\n\nNo that one is without the C", ">\n\nNo, what you mean is when the morning coffee takes control", ">\n\nNot again.", ">\n\nWhat next, a bowl of petunias?", ">\n\n“Hey, I’ve seen this one! I’ve seen this one! This is a classic!”", ">\n\nWhat do you mean you’ve seen it, it’s brand new?", ">\n\nWhat are you doing step-ship!?", ">\n\nI just need a quick tug.", ">\n\nAgain!?", ">\n\nHooray! Worldwide commerce meltdown again! Oh, wait, no, that one is bad...", ">\n\nSorry, no raises this year because that global thing that happened for a couple of days\n-Corporations", ">\n\nAlso, all of the products and services that aren't significantly impacted are going to receive price hikes regardless- which will stick around well-after the supply chain has normalized. Our ~~suckers~~ customers ~~are too dumb to notice~~ understand that our products and services have great value and we're always doing our best to stay competitive with the other sociopaths in the price-fixed industry.", ">\n\nDammit, again?", ">\n\nYES! THEY PUT IT BACK!!!", ">\n\nThis should be interesting, 2023 off to a good start :)", ">\n\nLooks like a lousy remake of couple of previous years...", ">\n\nI've already seen this season.", ">\n\nI feel like I’ve heard this somewhere before…", ">\n\nSounds like no one read the article... They were able to get the ship unstuck, and it didn't sound like it caused any blockage. So nothing to worry about, and nothing like the last blockage.", ">\n\nImagine the captains face right now though. Just think. They all hope it won't be them, but it had to be someone.", ">\n\n2023 writers getting lazy now.", ">\n\nHave we even recover from the last?", ">\n\nI already saw this episode…", ">\n\nIt got up and left, why is everyone confused?", ">\n\nNobody asked for a sequel to Attack of the Crab Monsters (1957).", ">\n\nI’lll just leave this here.", ">\n\nThank you", ">\n\na.s.h.w.g.a.", ">\n\nLet's gooooo.", ">\n\nGreat, now I will have to wait even longer for my container full of rubber dog poo", ">\n\nIt has been resolved already: source", ">\n\nThis new is breaking!", ">\n\n*again", ">\n\nWell this year is off to a GREAT start.", ">\n\n:( why did it have to be a Ukrainian grain ship … they need the god damn money and the world needs their god damn grain .", ">\n\nAnd why does China need Ukrainian grain?", ">\n\nSo people dont starve ?", ">\n\nI didn't realize that such a massive industrial country as China needs grain import to not starve.", ">\n\nFrom the article: “It is currently unclear to what extent canal traffic is affected.”\nPretty sure that means it is badly affected.", ">\n\nAlso from the article:\n\nCanal traffic is unaffected, the canal authority's chairman Osama Rabie said.", ">\n\nIm not even lying, they changed/updated the article and now its 4x as long with much more info. Thanks.", ">\n\nI actually thought something like that happened. I don't think you're lying! I mean, that would be a weird thing to lie about.", ">\n\nThese idiots can't captain ships for shit", ">\n\nUkraine still exporting to China . Unfuckin real", ">\n\nFor f sake can the US just pay Egypt to build a fing second line already. Pretty sure the US could have paid Egypt to build 12 canals from the last wreck and now here we are again. Seriously Egypt doesn't have the money so just pay for it already so we don't have months long shipping crisis every year.", ">\n\nThis ignores both the history of the existing canal and the current megaprojects unfolding in egypt", ">\n\nWe've got another one, folks! 🎉🎉🎉🎉 (On a serious note, FOR FUCK'S SAKE!)", ">\n\nOh god please, Not again.", ">\n\nI bet my new tote bag was on there.", ">\n\nOn a ship carrying grain from Ukraine to China?", ">\n\n\nCanal traffic is unaffected, the canal authority's chairman Osama Rabie said.", ">\n\nIt’s like deja vu all over again.", ">\n\nAgain?", ">\n\nJesus, not again.", ">\n\noh no... not again.", ">\n\nhaha, yes!\nround 2", ">\n\nOkay, who decided to put history on loop?", ">\n\nCan anyone linke some radar site for ships? So we can track how \"bad\" it is?", ">\n\nOh no, not again.", ">\n\nLet's gooooo!", ">\n\nWe don’t need no stinkin supply chain!", ">\n\nEvergreen 2?", ">\n\nThis was a good episode of The Truman Show.", ">\n\nDe ja vu", ">\n\nLooks like they'll have to make it even wider for the influx of inexperienced shipping crews in the industry.", ">\n\nDeja Vu anyone?", ">\n\nSeriously, how often does this happens?", ">\n\nAgain?", ">\n\nIt’s even funnier the second time!!", ">\n\nPlease not with my stuff in it. Please.", ">\n\nBetween this and the other things happening around the world it's like watching the events of the past 2-3 years replaying themselves.", ">\n\n\n\nShip stuck at the Suez Canal ✅\n\n\nA high number of contagious tourists coming in from China ✅\n\n\nA defeated president's supporters storm a country's government buildings ✅\n\n\nYep, sounds familiar alright.", ">\n\nHistory repeats, no one learns from the past.", ">\n\nI just heard someone say, \"History doesn't repeat itself, but it does rhyme.\"", ">\n\nTime is a circle from a view except it's more like a staircase. And there's a shake at certain parts. \nHating the trudge upwards and always going around.", ">\n\nVonnegut or mcconaughey?", ">\n\n\"Canal traffic is unaffected, the canal authority's chairman Osama Rabie said.\"", ">\n\nCanal authority is what I call it when my wife bosses me around", ">\n\nNo that one is without the C", ">\n\nNo, what you mean is when the morning coffee takes control", ">\n\nHere we go again...\nWhat do we do with a drunken sailor? What do we do we do with a drunken sailor? What do we do with a drunken sailor, early in the morning?", ">\n\nThrow em in the brig until they're sober", ">\n\nFeed 'em to the hungry rats for dinner.", ">\n\nPut them in bed with the captain's daughter", ">\n\nHave you seen the captain’s daughter (early in the morning)?", ">\n\nShave his belly with a rusty razor", ">\n\n“Hey, I’ve seen this one! I’ve seen this one! This is a classic!”", ">\n\nWhat do you mean you’ve seen it, it’s brand new?", ">\n\nWhat’s a rerun?", ">\n\nWhat are you doing step-ship!?", ">\n\nIt doesn't take much with you people.", ">\n\nAhaa but you got the referrence still! 😆", ">\n\nNot again.", ">\n\nWhat next, a bowl of petunias?", ">\n\ndunno, time to start eating a bat's soup from a chinese wetmarket", ">\n\nAgain!?", ">\n\nHooray! Worldwide commerce meltdown again! Oh, wait, no, that one is bad...", ">\n\nYeah hopefully it gets resolved quick, more supply chain issues are not what we need right now", ">\n\nA quick scan of the article says it doesn't affect traffic.... I know reading isn't fun though.", ">\n\nIt has now been cleared!", ">\n\nDammit, again?", ">\n\nYES! THEY PUT IT BACK!!!", ">\n\nSounds like no one read the article... They were able to get the ship unstuck, and it didn't sound like it caused any blockage. So nothing to worry about, and nothing like the last blockage.", ">\n\nThis should be interesting, 2023 off to a good start :)", ">\n\nLooks like a lousy remake of couple of previous years...", ">\n\nI've already seen this season.", ">\n\n2023 writers getting lazy now.", ">\n\nI feel like I’ve heard this somewhere before…", ">\n\nIt has been resolved already: source", ">\n\nIt got up and left, why is everyone confused?", ">\n\nNobody asked for a sequel to Attack of the Crab Monsters (1957).", ">\n\nImagine the captains face right now though. Just think. They all hope it won't be them, but it had to be someone.", ">\n\nHave we even recover from the last?", ">\n\nI already saw this episode…", ">\n\nLet's gooooo.", ">\n\n*again", ">\n\nWell this year is off to a GREAT start.", ">\n\nI’lll just leave this here.", ">\n\nThank you", ">\n\na.s.h.w.g.a.", ">\n\n\"All we had to do was follow the damn train CJ\"", ">\n\nGreat, now I will have to wait even longer for my container full of rubber dog poo", ">\n\nThis new is breaking!", ">\n\nDeja Vu anyone?", ">\n\nAgain?", ">\n\nNot again", ">\n\n:( why did it have to be a Ukrainian grain ship … they need the god damn money and the world needs their god damn grain .", ">\n\nAnd why does China need Ukrainian grain?", ">\n\nSo people dont starve ?", ">\n\nI didn't realize that such a massive industrial country as China needs grain import to not starve.", ">\n\nCombined ukraine and russia i believe grow 80% of the worlds grain .", ">\n\nFrom the article: “It is currently unclear to what extent canal traffic is affected.”\nPretty sure that means it is badly affected.", ">\n\nAlso from the article:\n\nCanal traffic is unaffected, the canal authority's chairman Osama Rabie said.", ">\n\nIm not even lying, they changed/updated the article and now its 4x as long with much more info. Thanks.", ">\n\nI actually thought something like that happened. I don't think you're lying! I mean, that would be a weird thing to lie about.", ">\n\nThese idiots can't captain ships for shit", ">\n\nUkraine still exporting to China . Unfuckin real", ">\n\nFor f sake can the US just pay Egypt to build a fing second line already. Pretty sure the US could have paid Egypt to build 12 canals from the last wreck and now here we are again. Seriously Egypt doesn't have the money so just pay for it already so we don't have months long shipping crisis every year.", ">\n\nThis ignores both the history of the existing canal and the current megaprojects unfolding in egypt", ">\n\nWe've got another one, folks! 🎉🎉🎉🎉 (On a serious note, FOR FUCK'S SAKE!)", ">\n\nOh god please, Not again.", ">\n\nI bet my new tote bag was on there.", ">\n\nOn a ship carrying grain from Ukraine to China?", ">\n\n\nCanal traffic is unaffected, the canal authority's chairman Osama Rabie said.", ">\n\nIt’s like deja vu all over again.", ">\n\nAgain?", ">\n\nJesus, not again.", ">\n\noh no... not again.", ">\n\nhaha, yes!\nround 2", ">\n\nOkay, who decided to put history on loop?", ">\n\nCan anyone linke some radar site for ships? So we can track how \"bad\" it is?", ">\n\nOh no, not again.", ">\n\nLet's gooooo!", ">\n\nWe don’t need no stinkin supply chain!", ">\n\nEvergreen 2?", ">\n\nThe name's the hint, innit", ">\n\nThis was a good episode of The Truman Show." ]

[ "Here we go again...\nWhat do we do with a drunken sailor? What do we do we do with a drunken sailor? What do we do with a drunken sailor, early in the morning?", ">\n\nThrow em in the brig until they're sober", ">\n\nFeed 'em to the hungry rats for dinner.", ">\n\nAnd this is why I'll need to listen to the Drunken Whaler on repeat for some amount of time.", ">\n\nBetween this and the other things happening around the world it's like watching the events of the past 2-3 years replaying themselves.", ">\n\n\n\nSuez Canal blocked by a cargo ship ✅\n\n\nA high number of contagious tourists coming in from China ✅\n\n\nA defeated president's supporters storm a country's government buildings ✅\n\n\nYep, sounds familiar alright.", ">\n\nHistory repeats, no one learns from the past.", ">\n\nI just heard someone say, \"History doesn't repeat itself, but it does rhyme.\"", ">\n\nTime is a circle from a view except it's more like a staircase. And there's a shake at certain parts. \nHating the trudge upwards and always going around.", ">\n\nVonnegut or mcconaughey?", ">\n\n\"Canal traffic is unaffected, the canal authority's chairman Osama Rabie said.\"", ">\n\nCanal authority is what I call it when my wife bosses me around", ">\n\nNot again.", ">\n\nWhat next, a bowl of petunias?", ">\n\nWhat are you doing step-ship!?", ">\n\nI just need a quick tug.", ">\n\nHooray! Worldwide commerce meltdown again! Oh, wait, no, that one is bad...", ">\n\nSorry, no raises this year because that global thing that happened for a couple of days\n-Corporations", ">\n\nAlso, all of the products and services that aren't significantly impacted are going to receive price hikes regardless- which will stick around well-after the supply chain has normalized. Our ~~suckers~~ customers ~~are too dumb to notice~~ understand that our products and services have great value and we're always doing our best to stay competitive with the other sociopaths in the price-fixed industry.", ">\n\nDammit, again?", ">\n\n“Hey, I’ve seen this one! I’ve seen this one! This is a classic!”", ">\n\nAgain!?", ">\n\nYES! THEY PUT IT BACK!!!", ">\n\nImagine the captains face right now though. Just think. They all hope it won't be them, but it had to be someone.", ">\n\nI've already seen this season.", ">\n\n2023 writers getting lazy now.", ">\n\nI feel like I’ve heard this somewhere before…", ">\n\n:( why did it have to be a Ukrainian grain ship … they need the god damn money and the world needs their god damn grain .", ">\n\nAnd why does China need Ukrainian grain?", ">\n\nI’lll just leave this here.", ">\n\nThank you", ">\n\na.s.h.w.g.a.", ">\n\nThis should be interesting, 2023 off to a good start :)", ">\n\nLooks like a lousy remake of couple of previous years...", ">\n\nHave we even recover from the last?", ">\n\nI already saw this episode…", ">\n\nLet's gooooo.", ">\n\nThese idiots can't captain ships for shit", ">\n\nFrom the article: “It is currently unclear to what extent canal traffic is affected.”\nPretty sure that means it is badly affected.", ">\n\nAlso from the article:\n\nCanal traffic is unaffected, the canal authority's chairman Osama Rabie said.", ">\n\nIm not even lying, they changed/updated the article and now its 4x as long with much more info. Thanks.", ">\n\nI actually thought something like that happened. I don't think you're lying! I mean, that would be a weird thing to lie about.", ">\n\nFor f sake can the US just pay Egypt to build a fing second line already. Pretty sure the US could have paid Egypt to build 12 canals from the last wreck and now here we are again. Seriously Egypt doesn't have the money so just pay for it already so we don't have months long shipping crisis every year.", ">\n\nThis ignores both the history of the existing canal and the current megaprojects unfolding in egypt", ">\n\nWe've got another one, folks! 🎉🎉🎉🎉 (On a serious note, FOR FUCK'S SAKE!)", ">\n\nOh god please, Not again.", ">\n\nI bet my new tote bag was on there.", ">\n\nOn a ship carrying grain from Ukraine to China?", ">\n\n\nCanal traffic is unaffected, the canal authority's chairman Osama Rabie said.", ">\n\nIt’s like deja vu all over again.", ">\n\nAgain?", ">\n\nJesus, not again.", ">\n\noh no... not again.", ">\n\nhaha, yes!\nround 2", ">\n\nOkay, who decided to put history on loop?", ">\n\nCan anyone linke some radar site for ships? So we can track how \"bad\" it is?", ">\n\nOh no, not again.", ">\n\nLet's gooooo!", ">\n\nWe don’t need no stinkin supply chain!", ">\n\nEvergreen 2?", ">\n\nThis was a good episode of The Truman Show.", ">\n\nUkraine still exporting to China . Unfuckin real", ">\n\nGreat, now I will have to wait even longer for my container full of rubber dog poo", ">\n\nHere we go again...\nWhat do we do with a drunken sailor? What do we do we do with a drunken sailor? What do we do with a drunken sailor, early in the morning?", ">\n\nThrow em in the brig until they're sober", ">\n\nFeed 'em to the hungry rats for dinner.", ">\n\nPut them in bed with the captain's daughter", ">\n\nHave you seen the captain’s daughter (early in the morning)?", ">\n\nSober?", ">\n\nBetween this and the other things happening around the world it's like watching the events of the past 2-3 years replaying themselves.", ">\n\n\n\nShip stuck at the Suez Canal ✅\n\n\nA high number of contagious tourists coming in from China ✅\n\n\nA defeated president's supporters storm a country's government buildings ✅\n\n\nYep, sounds familiar alright.", ">\n\nHistory repeats, no one learns from the past.", ">\n\nI just heard someone say, \"History doesn't repeat itself, but it does rhyme.\"", ">\n\nRepeat Rap Battles of History! \n2020! Vs! 2023!\nBEGIN!", ">\n\nGreat now I gotta go listen to 40 ERBoH videos", ">\n\n\"Canal traffic is unaffected, the canal authority's chairman Osama Rabie said.\"", ">\n\nCanal authority is what I call it when my wife bosses me around", ">\n\nNo that one is without the C", ">\n\nNo, what you mean is when the morning coffee takes control", ">\n\nNot again.", ">\n\nWhat next, a bowl of petunias?", ">\n\n“Hey, I’ve seen this one! I’ve seen this one! This is a classic!”", ">\n\nWhat do you mean you’ve seen it, it’s brand new?", ">\n\nWhat are you doing step-ship!?", ">\n\nI just need a quick tug.", ">\n\nAgain!?", ">\n\nHooray! Worldwide commerce meltdown again! Oh, wait, no, that one is bad...", ">\n\nSorry, no raises this year because that global thing that happened for a couple of days\n-Corporations", ">\n\nAlso, all of the products and services that aren't significantly impacted are going to receive price hikes regardless- which will stick around well-after the supply chain has normalized. Our ~~suckers~~ customers ~~are too dumb to notice~~ understand that our products and services have great value and we're always doing our best to stay competitive with the other sociopaths in the price-fixed industry.", ">\n\nDammit, again?", ">\n\nYES! THEY PUT IT BACK!!!", ">\n\nThis should be interesting, 2023 off to a good start :)", ">\n\nLooks like a lousy remake of couple of previous years...", ">\n\nI've already seen this season.", ">\n\nI feel like I’ve heard this somewhere before…", ">\n\nSounds like no one read the article... They were able to get the ship unstuck, and it didn't sound like it caused any blockage. So nothing to worry about, and nothing like the last blockage.", ">\n\nImagine the captains face right now though. Just think. They all hope it won't be them, but it had to be someone.", ">\n\n2023 writers getting lazy now.", ">\n\nHave we even recover from the last?", ">\n\nI already saw this episode…", ">\n\nIt got up and left, why is everyone confused?", ">\n\nNobody asked for a sequel to Attack of the Crab Monsters (1957).", ">\n\nI’lll just leave this here.", ">\n\nThank you", ">\n\na.s.h.w.g.a.", ">\n\nLet's gooooo.", ">\n\nGreat, now I will have to wait even longer for my container full of rubber dog poo", ">\n\nIt has been resolved already: source", ">\n\nThis new is breaking!", ">\n\n*again", ">\n\nWell this year is off to a GREAT start.", ">\n\n:( why did it have to be a Ukrainian grain ship … they need the god damn money and the world needs their god damn grain .", ">\n\nAnd why does China need Ukrainian grain?", ">\n\nSo people dont starve ?", ">\n\nI didn't realize that such a massive industrial country as China needs grain import to not starve.", ">\n\nFrom the article: “It is currently unclear to what extent canal traffic is affected.”\nPretty sure that means it is badly affected.", ">\n\nAlso from the article:\n\nCanal traffic is unaffected, the canal authority's chairman Osama Rabie said.", ">\n\nIm not even lying, they changed/updated the article and now its 4x as long with much more info. Thanks.", ">\n\nI actually thought something like that happened. I don't think you're lying! I mean, that would be a weird thing to lie about.", ">\n\nThese idiots can't captain ships for shit", ">\n\nUkraine still exporting to China . Unfuckin real", ">\n\nFor f sake can the US just pay Egypt to build a fing second line already. Pretty sure the US could have paid Egypt to build 12 canals from the last wreck and now here we are again. Seriously Egypt doesn't have the money so just pay for it already so we don't have months long shipping crisis every year.", ">\n\nThis ignores both the history of the existing canal and the current megaprojects unfolding in egypt", ">\n\nWe've got another one, folks! 🎉🎉🎉🎉 (On a serious note, FOR FUCK'S SAKE!)", ">\n\nOh god please, Not again.", ">\n\nI bet my new tote bag was on there.", ">\n\nOn a ship carrying grain from Ukraine to China?", ">\n\n\nCanal traffic is unaffected, the canal authority's chairman Osama Rabie said.", ">\n\nIt’s like deja vu all over again.", ">\n\nAgain?", ">\n\nJesus, not again.", ">\n\noh no... not again.", ">\n\nhaha, yes!\nround 2", ">\n\nOkay, who decided to put history on loop?", ">\n\nCan anyone linke some radar site for ships? So we can track how \"bad\" it is?", ">\n\nOh no, not again.", ">\n\nLet's gooooo!", ">\n\nWe don’t need no stinkin supply chain!", ">\n\nEvergreen 2?", ">\n\nThis was a good episode of The Truman Show.", ">\n\nDe ja vu", ">\n\nLooks like they'll have to make it even wider for the influx of inexperienced shipping crews in the industry.", ">\n\nDeja Vu anyone?", ">\n\nSeriously, how often does this happens?", ">\n\nAgain?", ">\n\nIt’s even funnier the second time!!", ">\n\nPlease not with my stuff in it. Please.", ">\n\nBetween this and the other things happening around the world it's like watching the events of the past 2-3 years replaying themselves.", ">\n\n\n\nShip stuck at the Suez Canal ✅\n\n\nA high number of contagious tourists coming in from China ✅\n\n\nA defeated president's supporters storm a country's government buildings ✅\n\n\nYep, sounds familiar alright.", ">\n\nHistory repeats, no one learns from the past.", ">\n\nI just heard someone say, \"History doesn't repeat itself, but it does rhyme.\"", ">\n\nTime is a circle from a view except it's more like a staircase. And there's a shake at certain parts. \nHating the trudge upwards and always going around.", ">\n\nVonnegut or mcconaughey?", ">\n\n\"Canal traffic is unaffected, the canal authority's chairman Osama Rabie said.\"", ">\n\nCanal authority is what I call it when my wife bosses me around", ">\n\nNo that one is without the C", ">\n\nNo, what you mean is when the morning coffee takes control", ">\n\nHere we go again...\nWhat do we do with a drunken sailor? What do we do we do with a drunken sailor? What do we do with a drunken sailor, early in the morning?", ">\n\nThrow em in the brig until they're sober", ">\n\nFeed 'em to the hungry rats for dinner.", ">\n\nPut them in bed with the captain's daughter", ">\n\nHave you seen the captain’s daughter (early in the morning)?", ">\n\nShave his belly with a rusty razor", ">\n\n“Hey, I’ve seen this one! I’ve seen this one! This is a classic!”", ">\n\nWhat do you mean you’ve seen it, it’s brand new?", ">\n\nWhat’s a rerun?", ">\n\nWhat are you doing step-ship!?", ">\n\nIt doesn't take much with you people.", ">\n\nAhaa but you got the referrence still! 😆", ">\n\nNot again.", ">\n\nWhat next, a bowl of petunias?", ">\n\ndunno, time to start eating a bat's soup from a chinese wetmarket", ">\n\nAgain!?", ">\n\nHooray! Worldwide commerce meltdown again! Oh, wait, no, that one is bad...", ">\n\nYeah hopefully it gets resolved quick, more supply chain issues are not what we need right now", ">\n\nA quick scan of the article says it doesn't affect traffic.... I know reading isn't fun though.", ">\n\nIt has now been cleared!", ">\n\nDammit, again?", ">\n\nYES! THEY PUT IT BACK!!!", ">\n\nSounds like no one read the article... They were able to get the ship unstuck, and it didn't sound like it caused any blockage. So nothing to worry about, and nothing like the last blockage.", ">\n\nThis should be interesting, 2023 off to a good start :)", ">\n\nLooks like a lousy remake of couple of previous years...", ">\n\nI've already seen this season.", ">\n\n2023 writers getting lazy now.", ">\n\nI feel like I’ve heard this somewhere before…", ">\n\nIt has been resolved already: source", ">\n\nIt got up and left, why is everyone confused?", ">\n\nNobody asked for a sequel to Attack of the Crab Monsters (1957).", ">\n\nImagine the captains face right now though. Just think. They all hope it won't be them, but it had to be someone.", ">\n\nHave we even recover from the last?", ">\n\nI already saw this episode…", ">\n\nLet's gooooo.", ">\n\n*again", ">\n\nWell this year is off to a GREAT start.", ">\n\nI’lll just leave this here.", ">\n\nThank you", ">\n\na.s.h.w.g.a.", ">\n\n\"All we had to do was follow the damn train CJ\"", ">\n\nGreat, now I will have to wait even longer for my container full of rubber dog poo", ">\n\nThis new is breaking!", ">\n\nDeja Vu anyone?", ">\n\nAgain?", ">\n\nNot again", ">\n\n:( why did it have to be a Ukrainian grain ship … they need the god damn money and the world needs their god damn grain .", ">\n\nAnd why does China need Ukrainian grain?", ">\n\nSo people dont starve ?", ">\n\nI didn't realize that such a massive industrial country as China needs grain import to not starve.", ">\n\nCombined ukraine and russia i believe grow 80% of the worlds grain .", ">\n\nFrom the article: “It is currently unclear to what extent canal traffic is affected.”\nPretty sure that means it is badly affected.", ">\n\nAlso from the article:\n\nCanal traffic is unaffected, the canal authority's chairman Osama Rabie said.", ">\n\nIm not even lying, they changed/updated the article and now its 4x as long with much more info. Thanks.", ">\n\nI actually thought something like that happened. I don't think you're lying! I mean, that would be a weird thing to lie about.", ">\n\nThese idiots can't captain ships for shit", ">\n\nUkraine still exporting to China . Unfuckin real", ">\n\nFor f sake can the US just pay Egypt to build a fing second line already. Pretty sure the US could have paid Egypt to build 12 canals from the last wreck and now here we are again. Seriously Egypt doesn't have the money so just pay for it already so we don't have months long shipping crisis every year.", ">\n\nThis ignores both the history of the existing canal and the current megaprojects unfolding in egypt", ">\n\nWe've got another one, folks! 🎉🎉🎉🎉 (On a serious note, FOR FUCK'S SAKE!)", ">\n\nOh god please, Not again.", ">\n\nI bet my new tote bag was on there.", ">\n\nOn a ship carrying grain from Ukraine to China?", ">\n\n\nCanal traffic is unaffected, the canal authority's chairman Osama Rabie said.", ">\n\nIt’s like deja vu all over again.", ">\n\nAgain?", ">\n\nJesus, not again.", ">\n\noh no... not again.", ">\n\nhaha, yes!\nround 2", ">\n\nOkay, who decided to put history on loop?", ">\n\nCan anyone linke some radar site for ships? So we can track how \"bad\" it is?", ">\n\nOh no, not again.", ">\n\nLet's gooooo!", ">\n\nWe don’t need no stinkin supply chain!", ">\n\nEvergreen 2?", ">\n\nThe name's the hint, innit", ">\n\nThis was a good episode of The Truman Show.", ">\n\nDe ja vu" ]

[ "Here we go again...\nWhat do we do with a drunken sailor? What do we do we do with a drunken sailor? What do we do with a drunken sailor, early in the morning?", ">\n\nThrow em in the brig until they're sober", ">\n\nFeed 'em to the hungry rats for dinner.", ">\n\nAnd this is why I'll need to listen to the Drunken Whaler on repeat for some amount of time.", ">\n\nBetween this and the other things happening around the world it's like watching the events of the past 2-3 years replaying themselves.", ">\n\n\n\nSuez Canal blocked by a cargo ship ✅\n\n\nA high number of contagious tourists coming in from China ✅\n\n\nA defeated president's supporters storm a country's government buildings ✅\n\n\nYep, sounds familiar alright.", ">\n\nHistory repeats, no one learns from the past.", ">\n\nI just heard someone say, \"History doesn't repeat itself, but it does rhyme.\"", ">\n\nTime is a circle from a view except it's more like a staircase. And there's a shake at certain parts. \nHating the trudge upwards and always going around.", ">\n\nVonnegut or mcconaughey?", ">\n\n\"Canal traffic is unaffected, the canal authority's chairman Osama Rabie said.\"", ">\n\nCanal authority is what I call it when my wife bosses me around", ">\n\nNot again.", ">\n\nWhat next, a bowl of petunias?", ">\n\nWhat are you doing step-ship!?", ">\n\nI just need a quick tug.", ">\n\nHooray! Worldwide commerce meltdown again! Oh, wait, no, that one is bad...", ">\n\nSorry, no raises this year because that global thing that happened for a couple of days\n-Corporations", ">\n\nAlso, all of the products and services that aren't significantly impacted are going to receive price hikes regardless- which will stick around well-after the supply chain has normalized. Our ~~suckers~~ customers ~~are too dumb to notice~~ understand that our products and services have great value and we're always doing our best to stay competitive with the other sociopaths in the price-fixed industry.", ">\n\nDammit, again?", ">\n\n“Hey, I’ve seen this one! I’ve seen this one! This is a classic!”", ">\n\nAgain!?", ">\n\nYES! THEY PUT IT BACK!!!", ">\n\nImagine the captains face right now though. Just think. They all hope it won't be them, but it had to be someone.", ">\n\nI've already seen this season.", ">\n\n2023 writers getting lazy now.", ">\n\nI feel like I’ve heard this somewhere before…", ">\n\n:( why did it have to be a Ukrainian grain ship … they need the god damn money and the world needs their god damn grain .", ">\n\nAnd why does China need Ukrainian grain?", ">\n\nI’lll just leave this here.", ">\n\nThank you", ">\n\na.s.h.w.g.a.", ">\n\nThis should be interesting, 2023 off to a good start :)", ">\n\nLooks like a lousy remake of couple of previous years...", ">\n\nHave we even recover from the last?", ">\n\nI already saw this episode…", ">\n\nLet's gooooo.", ">\n\nThese idiots can't captain ships for shit", ">\n\nFrom the article: “It is currently unclear to what extent canal traffic is affected.”\nPretty sure that means it is badly affected.", ">\n\nAlso from the article:\n\nCanal traffic is unaffected, the canal authority's chairman Osama Rabie said.", ">\n\nIm not even lying, they changed/updated the article and now its 4x as long with much more info. Thanks.", ">\n\nI actually thought something like that happened. I don't think you're lying! I mean, that would be a weird thing to lie about.", ">\n\nFor f sake can the US just pay Egypt to build a fing second line already. Pretty sure the US could have paid Egypt to build 12 canals from the last wreck and now here we are again. Seriously Egypt doesn't have the money so just pay for it already so we don't have months long shipping crisis every year.", ">\n\nThis ignores both the history of the existing canal and the current megaprojects unfolding in egypt", ">\n\nWe've got another one, folks! 🎉🎉🎉🎉 (On a serious note, FOR FUCK'S SAKE!)", ">\n\nOh god please, Not again.", ">\n\nI bet my new tote bag was on there.", ">\n\nOn a ship carrying grain from Ukraine to China?", ">\n\n\nCanal traffic is unaffected, the canal authority's chairman Osama Rabie said.", ">\n\nIt’s like deja vu all over again.", ">\n\nAgain?", ">\n\nJesus, not again.", ">\n\noh no... not again.", ">\n\nhaha, yes!\nround 2", ">\n\nOkay, who decided to put history on loop?", ">\n\nCan anyone linke some radar site for ships? So we can track how \"bad\" it is?", ">\n\nOh no, not again.", ">\n\nLet's gooooo!", ">\n\nWe don’t need no stinkin supply chain!", ">\n\nEvergreen 2?", ">\n\nThis was a good episode of The Truman Show.", ">\n\nUkraine still exporting to China . Unfuckin real", ">\n\nGreat, now I will have to wait even longer for my container full of rubber dog poo", ">\n\nHere we go again...\nWhat do we do with a drunken sailor? What do we do we do with a drunken sailor? What do we do with a drunken sailor, early in the morning?", ">\n\nThrow em in the brig until they're sober", ">\n\nFeed 'em to the hungry rats for dinner.", ">\n\nPut them in bed with the captain's daughter", ">\n\nHave you seen the captain’s daughter (early in the morning)?", ">\n\nSober?", ">\n\nBetween this and the other things happening around the world it's like watching the events of the past 2-3 years replaying themselves.", ">\n\n\n\nShip stuck at the Suez Canal ✅\n\n\nA high number of contagious tourists coming in from China ✅\n\n\nA defeated president's supporters storm a country's government buildings ✅\n\n\nYep, sounds familiar alright.", ">\n\nHistory repeats, no one learns from the past.", ">\n\nI just heard someone say, \"History doesn't repeat itself, but it does rhyme.\"", ">\n\nRepeat Rap Battles of History! \n2020! Vs! 2023!\nBEGIN!", ">\n\nGreat now I gotta go listen to 40 ERBoH videos", ">\n\n\"Canal traffic is unaffected, the canal authority's chairman Osama Rabie said.\"", ">\n\nCanal authority is what I call it when my wife bosses me around", ">\n\nNo that one is without the C", ">\n\nNo, what you mean is when the morning coffee takes control", ">\n\nNot again.", ">\n\nWhat next, a bowl of petunias?", ">\n\n“Hey, I’ve seen this one! I’ve seen this one! This is a classic!”", ">\n\nWhat do you mean you’ve seen it, it’s brand new?", ">\n\nWhat are you doing step-ship!?", ">\n\nI just need a quick tug.", ">\n\nAgain!?", ">\n\nHooray! Worldwide commerce meltdown again! Oh, wait, no, that one is bad...", ">\n\nSorry, no raises this year because that global thing that happened for a couple of days\n-Corporations", ">\n\nAlso, all of the products and services that aren't significantly impacted are going to receive price hikes regardless- which will stick around well-after the supply chain has normalized. Our ~~suckers~~ customers ~~are too dumb to notice~~ understand that our products and services have great value and we're always doing our best to stay competitive with the other sociopaths in the price-fixed industry.", ">\n\nDammit, again?", ">\n\nYES! THEY PUT IT BACK!!!", ">\n\nThis should be interesting, 2023 off to a good start :)", ">\n\nLooks like a lousy remake of couple of previous years...", ">\n\nI've already seen this season.", ">\n\nI feel like I’ve heard this somewhere before…", ">\n\nSounds like no one read the article... They were able to get the ship unstuck, and it didn't sound like it caused any blockage. So nothing to worry about, and nothing like the last blockage.", ">\n\nImagine the captains face right now though. Just think. They all hope it won't be them, but it had to be someone.", ">\n\n2023 writers getting lazy now.", ">\n\nHave we even recover from the last?", ">\n\nI already saw this episode…", ">\n\nIt got up and left, why is everyone confused?", ">\n\nNobody asked for a sequel to Attack of the Crab Monsters (1957).", ">\n\nI’lll just leave this here.", ">\n\nThank you", ">\n\na.s.h.w.g.a.", ">\n\nLet's gooooo.", ">\n\nGreat, now I will have to wait even longer for my container full of rubber dog poo", ">\n\nIt has been resolved already: source", ">\n\nThis new is breaking!", ">\n\n*again", ">\n\nWell this year is off to a GREAT start.", ">\n\n:( why did it have to be a Ukrainian grain ship … they need the god damn money and the world needs their god damn grain .", ">\n\nAnd why does China need Ukrainian grain?", ">\n\nSo people dont starve ?", ">\n\nI didn't realize that such a massive industrial country as China needs grain import to not starve.", ">\n\nFrom the article: “It is currently unclear to what extent canal traffic is affected.”\nPretty sure that means it is badly affected.", ">\n\nAlso from the article:\n\nCanal traffic is unaffected, the canal authority's chairman Osama Rabie said.", ">\n\nIm not even lying, they changed/updated the article and now its 4x as long with much more info. Thanks.", ">\n\nI actually thought something like that happened. I don't think you're lying! I mean, that would be a weird thing to lie about.", ">\n\nThese idiots can't captain ships for shit", ">\n\nUkraine still exporting to China . Unfuckin real", ">\n\nFor f sake can the US just pay Egypt to build a fing second line already. Pretty sure the US could have paid Egypt to build 12 canals from the last wreck and now here we are again. Seriously Egypt doesn't have the money so just pay for it already so we don't have months long shipping crisis every year.", ">\n\nThis ignores both the history of the existing canal and the current megaprojects unfolding in egypt", ">\n\nWe've got another one, folks! 🎉🎉🎉🎉 (On a serious note, FOR FUCK'S SAKE!)", ">\n\nOh god please, Not again.", ">\n\nI bet my new tote bag was on there.", ">\n\nOn a ship carrying grain from Ukraine to China?", ">\n\n\nCanal traffic is unaffected, the canal authority's chairman Osama Rabie said.", ">\n\nIt’s like deja vu all over again.", ">\n\nAgain?", ">\n\nJesus, not again.", ">\n\noh no... not again.", ">\n\nhaha, yes!\nround 2", ">\n\nOkay, who decided to put history on loop?", ">\n\nCan anyone linke some radar site for ships? So we can track how \"bad\" it is?", ">\n\nOh no, not again.", ">\n\nLet's gooooo!", ">\n\nWe don’t need no stinkin supply chain!", ">\n\nEvergreen 2?", ">\n\nThis was a good episode of The Truman Show.", ">\n\nDe ja vu", ">\n\nLooks like they'll have to make it even wider for the influx of inexperienced shipping crews in the industry.", ">\n\nDeja Vu anyone?", ">\n\nSeriously, how often does this happens?", ">\n\nAgain?", ">\n\nIt’s even funnier the second time!!", ">\n\nPlease not with my stuff in it. Please.", ">\n\nBetween this and the other things happening around the world it's like watching the events of the past 2-3 years replaying themselves.", ">\n\n\n\nShip stuck at the Suez Canal ✅\n\n\nA high number of contagious tourists coming in from China ✅\n\n\nA defeated president's supporters storm a country's government buildings ✅\n\n\nYep, sounds familiar alright.", ">\n\nHistory repeats, no one learns from the past.", ">\n\nI just heard someone say, \"History doesn't repeat itself, but it does rhyme.\"", ">\n\nTime is a circle from a view except it's more like a staircase. And there's a shake at certain parts. \nHating the trudge upwards and always going around.", ">\n\nVonnegut or mcconaughey?", ">\n\n\"Canal traffic is unaffected, the canal authority's chairman Osama Rabie said.\"", ">\n\nCanal authority is what I call it when my wife bosses me around", ">\n\nNo that one is without the C", ">\n\nNo, what you mean is when the morning coffee takes control", ">\n\nHere we go again...\nWhat do we do with a drunken sailor? What do we do we do with a drunken sailor? What do we do with a drunken sailor, early in the morning?", ">\n\nThrow em in the brig until they're sober", ">\n\nFeed 'em to the hungry rats for dinner.", ">\n\nPut them in bed with the captain's daughter", ">\n\nHave you seen the captain’s daughter (early in the morning)?", ">\n\nShave his belly with a rusty razor", ">\n\n“Hey, I’ve seen this one! I’ve seen this one! This is a classic!”", ">\n\nWhat do you mean you’ve seen it, it’s brand new?", ">\n\nWhat’s a rerun?", ">\n\nWhat are you doing step-ship!?", ">\n\nIt doesn't take much with you people.", ">\n\nAhaa but you got the referrence still! 😆", ">\n\nNot again.", ">\n\nWhat next, a bowl of petunias?", ">\n\ndunno, time to start eating a bat's soup from a chinese wetmarket", ">\n\nAgain!?", ">\n\nHooray! Worldwide commerce meltdown again! Oh, wait, no, that one is bad...", ">\n\nYeah hopefully it gets resolved quick, more supply chain issues are not what we need right now", ">\n\nA quick scan of the article says it doesn't affect traffic.... I know reading isn't fun though.", ">\n\nIt has now been cleared!", ">\n\nDammit, again?", ">\n\nYES! THEY PUT IT BACK!!!", ">\n\nSounds like no one read the article... They were able to get the ship unstuck, and it didn't sound like it caused any blockage. So nothing to worry about, and nothing like the last blockage.", ">\n\nThis should be interesting, 2023 off to a good start :)", ">\n\nLooks like a lousy remake of couple of previous years...", ">\n\nI've already seen this season.", ">\n\n2023 writers getting lazy now.", ">\n\nI feel like I’ve heard this somewhere before…", ">\n\nIt has been resolved already: source", ">\n\nIt got up and left, why is everyone confused?", ">\n\nNobody asked for a sequel to Attack of the Crab Monsters (1957).", ">\n\nImagine the captains face right now though. Just think. They all hope it won't be them, but it had to be someone.", ">\n\nHave we even recover from the last?", ">\n\nI already saw this episode…", ">\n\nLet's gooooo.", ">\n\n*again", ">\n\nWell this year is off to a GREAT start.", ">\n\nI’lll just leave this here.", ">\n\nThank you", ">\n\na.s.h.w.g.a.", ">\n\n\"All we had to do was follow the damn train CJ\"", ">\n\nGreat, now I will have to wait even longer for my container full of rubber dog poo", ">\n\nThis new is breaking!", ">\n\nDeja Vu anyone?", ">\n\nAgain?", ">\n\nNot again", ">\n\n:( why did it have to be a Ukrainian grain ship … they need the god damn money and the world needs their god damn grain .", ">\n\nAnd why does China need Ukrainian grain?", ">\n\nSo people dont starve ?", ">\n\nI didn't realize that such a massive industrial country as China needs grain import to not starve.", ">\n\nCombined ukraine and russia i believe grow 80% of the worlds grain .", ">\n\nFrom the article: “It is currently unclear to what extent canal traffic is affected.”\nPretty sure that means it is badly affected.", ">\n\nAlso from the article:\n\nCanal traffic is unaffected, the canal authority's chairman Osama Rabie said.", ">\n\nIm not even lying, they changed/updated the article and now its 4x as long with much more info. Thanks.", ">\n\nI actually thought something like that happened. I don't think you're lying! I mean, that would be a weird thing to lie about.", ">\n\nThese idiots can't captain ships for shit", ">\n\nUkraine still exporting to China . Unfuckin real", ">\n\nFor f sake can the US just pay Egypt to build a fing second line already. Pretty sure the US could have paid Egypt to build 12 canals from the last wreck and now here we are again. Seriously Egypt doesn't have the money so just pay for it already so we don't have months long shipping crisis every year.", ">\n\nThis ignores both the history of the existing canal and the current megaprojects unfolding in egypt", ">\n\nWe've got another one, folks! 🎉🎉🎉🎉 (On a serious note, FOR FUCK'S SAKE!)", ">\n\nOh god please, Not again.", ">\n\nI bet my new tote bag was on there.", ">\n\nOn a ship carrying grain from Ukraine to China?", ">\n\n\nCanal traffic is unaffected, the canal authority's chairman Osama Rabie said.", ">\n\nIt’s like deja vu all over again.", ">\n\nAgain?", ">\n\nJesus, not again.", ">\n\noh no... not again.", ">\n\nhaha, yes!\nround 2", ">\n\nOkay, who decided to put history on loop?", ">\n\nCan anyone linke some radar site for ships? So we can track how \"bad\" it is?", ">\n\nOh no, not again.", ">\n\nLet's gooooo!", ">\n\nWe don’t need no stinkin supply chain!", ">\n\nEvergreen 2?", ">\n\nThe name's the hint, innit", ">\n\nThis was a good episode of The Truman Show.", ">\n\nDe ja vu", ">\n\nLooks like they'll have to make it even wider for the influx of inexperienced shipping crews in the industry." ]

[ "Here we go again...\nWhat do we do with a drunken sailor? What do we do we do with a drunken sailor? What do we do with a drunken sailor, early in the morning?", ">\n\nThrow em in the brig until they're sober", ">\n\nFeed 'em to the hungry rats for dinner.", ">\n\nAnd this is why I'll need to listen to the Drunken Whaler on repeat for some amount of time.", ">\n\nBetween this and the other things happening around the world it's like watching the events of the past 2-3 years replaying themselves.", ">\n\n\n\nSuez Canal blocked by a cargo ship ✅\n\n\nA high number of contagious tourists coming in from China ✅\n\n\nA defeated president's supporters storm a country's government buildings ✅\n\n\nYep, sounds familiar alright.", ">\n\nHistory repeats, no one learns from the past.", ">\n\nI just heard someone say, \"History doesn't repeat itself, but it does rhyme.\"", ">\n\nTime is a circle from a view except it's more like a staircase. And there's a shake at certain parts. \nHating the trudge upwards and always going around.", ">\n\nVonnegut or mcconaughey?", ">\n\n\"Canal traffic is unaffected, the canal authority's chairman Osama Rabie said.\"", ">\n\nCanal authority is what I call it when my wife bosses me around", ">\n\nNot again.", ">\n\nWhat next, a bowl of petunias?", ">\n\nWhat are you doing step-ship!?", ">\n\nI just need a quick tug.", ">\n\nHooray! Worldwide commerce meltdown again! Oh, wait, no, that one is bad...", ">\n\nSorry, no raises this year because that global thing that happened for a couple of days\n-Corporations", ">\n\nAlso, all of the products and services that aren't significantly impacted are going to receive price hikes regardless- which will stick around well-after the supply chain has normalized. Our ~~suckers~~ customers ~~are too dumb to notice~~ understand that our products and services have great value and we're always doing our best to stay competitive with the other sociopaths in the price-fixed industry.", ">\n\nDammit, again?", ">\n\n“Hey, I’ve seen this one! I’ve seen this one! This is a classic!”", ">\n\nAgain!?", ">\n\nYES! THEY PUT IT BACK!!!", ">\n\nImagine the captains face right now though. Just think. They all hope it won't be them, but it had to be someone.", ">\n\nI've already seen this season.", ">\n\n2023 writers getting lazy now.", ">\n\nI feel like I’ve heard this somewhere before…", ">\n\n:( why did it have to be a Ukrainian grain ship … they need the god damn money and the world needs their god damn grain .", ">\n\nAnd why does China need Ukrainian grain?", ">\n\nI’lll just leave this here.", ">\n\nThank you", ">\n\na.s.h.w.g.a.", ">\n\nThis should be interesting, 2023 off to a good start :)", ">\n\nLooks like a lousy remake of couple of previous years...", ">\n\nHave we even recover from the last?", ">\n\nI already saw this episode…", ">\n\nLet's gooooo.", ">\n\nThese idiots can't captain ships for shit", ">\n\nFrom the article: “It is currently unclear to what extent canal traffic is affected.”\nPretty sure that means it is badly affected.", ">\n\nAlso from the article:\n\nCanal traffic is unaffected, the canal authority's chairman Osama Rabie said.", ">\n\nIm not even lying, they changed/updated the article and now its 4x as long with much more info. Thanks.", ">\n\nI actually thought something like that happened. I don't think you're lying! I mean, that would be a weird thing to lie about.", ">\n\nFor f sake can the US just pay Egypt to build a fing second line already. Pretty sure the US could have paid Egypt to build 12 canals from the last wreck and now here we are again. Seriously Egypt doesn't have the money so just pay for it already so we don't have months long shipping crisis every year.", ">\n\nThis ignores both the history of the existing canal and the current megaprojects unfolding in egypt", ">\n\nWe've got another one, folks! 🎉🎉🎉🎉 (On a serious note, FOR FUCK'S SAKE!)", ">\n\nOh god please, Not again.", ">\n\nI bet my new tote bag was on there.", ">\n\nOn a ship carrying grain from Ukraine to China?", ">\n\n\nCanal traffic is unaffected, the canal authority's chairman Osama Rabie said.", ">\n\nIt’s like deja vu all over again.", ">\n\nAgain?", ">\n\nJesus, not again.", ">\n\noh no... not again.", ">\n\nhaha, yes!\nround 2", ">\n\nOkay, who decided to put history on loop?", ">\n\nCan anyone linke some radar site for ships? So we can track how \"bad\" it is?", ">\n\nOh no, not again.", ">\n\nLet's gooooo!", ">\n\nWe don’t need no stinkin supply chain!", ">\n\nEvergreen 2?", ">\n\nThis was a good episode of The Truman Show.", ">\n\nUkraine still exporting to China . Unfuckin real", ">\n\nGreat, now I will have to wait even longer for my container full of rubber dog poo", ">\n\nHere we go again...\nWhat do we do with a drunken sailor? What do we do we do with a drunken sailor? What do we do with a drunken sailor, early in the morning?", ">\n\nThrow em in the brig until they're sober", ">\n\nFeed 'em to the hungry rats for dinner.", ">\n\nPut them in bed with the captain's daughter", ">\n\nHave you seen the captain’s daughter (early in the morning)?", ">\n\nSober?", ">\n\nBetween this and the other things happening around the world it's like watching the events of the past 2-3 years replaying themselves.", ">\n\n\n\nShip stuck at the Suez Canal ✅\n\n\nA high number of contagious tourists coming in from China ✅\n\n\nA defeated president's supporters storm a country's government buildings ✅\n\n\nYep, sounds familiar alright.", ">\n\nHistory repeats, no one learns from the past.", ">\n\nI just heard someone say, \"History doesn't repeat itself, but it does rhyme.\"", ">\n\nRepeat Rap Battles of History! \n2020! Vs! 2023!\nBEGIN!", ">\n\nGreat now I gotta go listen to 40 ERBoH videos", ">\n\n\"Canal traffic is unaffected, the canal authority's chairman Osama Rabie said.\"", ">\n\nCanal authority is what I call it when my wife bosses me around", ">\n\nNo that one is without the C", ">\n\nNo, what you mean is when the morning coffee takes control", ">\n\nNot again.", ">\n\nWhat next, a bowl of petunias?", ">\n\n“Hey, I’ve seen this one! I’ve seen this one! This is a classic!”", ">\n\nWhat do you mean you’ve seen it, it’s brand new?", ">\n\nWhat are you doing step-ship!?", ">\n\nI just need a quick tug.", ">\n\nAgain!?", ">\n\nHooray! Worldwide commerce meltdown again! Oh, wait, no, that one is bad...", ">\n\nSorry, no raises this year because that global thing that happened for a couple of days\n-Corporations", ">\n\nAlso, all of the products and services that aren't significantly impacted are going to receive price hikes regardless- which will stick around well-after the supply chain has normalized. Our ~~suckers~~ customers ~~are too dumb to notice~~ understand that our products and services have great value and we're always doing our best to stay competitive with the other sociopaths in the price-fixed industry.", ">\n\nDammit, again?", ">\n\nYES! THEY PUT IT BACK!!!", ">\n\nThis should be interesting, 2023 off to a good start :)", ">\n\nLooks like a lousy remake of couple of previous years...", ">\n\nI've already seen this season.", ">\n\nI feel like I’ve heard this somewhere before…", ">\n\nSounds like no one read the article... They were able to get the ship unstuck, and it didn't sound like it caused any blockage. So nothing to worry about, and nothing like the last blockage.", ">\n\nImagine the captains face right now though. Just think. They all hope it won't be them, but it had to be someone.", ">\n\n2023 writers getting lazy now.", ">\n\nHave we even recover from the last?", ">\n\nI already saw this episode…", ">\n\nIt got up and left, why is everyone confused?", ">\n\nNobody asked for a sequel to Attack of the Crab Monsters (1957).", ">\n\nI’lll just leave this here.", ">\n\nThank you", ">\n\na.s.h.w.g.a.", ">\n\nLet's gooooo.", ">\n\nGreat, now I will have to wait even longer for my container full of rubber dog poo", ">\n\nIt has been resolved already: source", ">\n\nThis new is breaking!", ">\n\n*again", ">\n\nWell this year is off to a GREAT start.", ">\n\n:( why did it have to be a Ukrainian grain ship … they need the god damn money and the world needs their god damn grain .", ">\n\nAnd why does China need Ukrainian grain?", ">\n\nSo people dont starve ?", ">\n\nI didn't realize that such a massive industrial country as China needs grain import to not starve.", ">\n\nFrom the article: “It is currently unclear to what extent canal traffic is affected.”\nPretty sure that means it is badly affected.", ">\n\nAlso from the article:\n\nCanal traffic is unaffected, the canal authority's chairman Osama Rabie said.", ">\n\nIm not even lying, they changed/updated the article and now its 4x as long with much more info. Thanks.", ">\n\nI actually thought something like that happened. I don't think you're lying! I mean, that would be a weird thing to lie about.", ">\n\nThese idiots can't captain ships for shit", ">\n\nUkraine still exporting to China . Unfuckin real", ">\n\nFor f sake can the US just pay Egypt to build a fing second line already. Pretty sure the US could have paid Egypt to build 12 canals from the last wreck and now here we are again. Seriously Egypt doesn't have the money so just pay for it already so we don't have months long shipping crisis every year.", ">\n\nThis ignores both the history of the existing canal and the current megaprojects unfolding in egypt", ">\n\nWe've got another one, folks! 🎉🎉🎉🎉 (On a serious note, FOR FUCK'S SAKE!)", ">\n\nOh god please, Not again.", ">\n\nI bet my new tote bag was on there.", ">\n\nOn a ship carrying grain from Ukraine to China?", ">\n\n\nCanal traffic is unaffected, the canal authority's chairman Osama Rabie said.", ">\n\nIt’s like deja vu all over again.", ">\n\nAgain?", ">\n\nJesus, not again.", ">\n\noh no... not again.", ">\n\nhaha, yes!\nround 2", ">\n\nOkay, who decided to put history on loop?", ">\n\nCan anyone linke some radar site for ships? So we can track how \"bad\" it is?", ">\n\nOh no, not again.", ">\n\nLet's gooooo!", ">\n\nWe don’t need no stinkin supply chain!", ">\n\nEvergreen 2?", ">\n\nThis was a good episode of The Truman Show.", ">\n\nDe ja vu", ">\n\nLooks like they'll have to make it even wider for the influx of inexperienced shipping crews in the industry.", ">\n\nDeja Vu anyone?", ">\n\nSeriously, how often does this happens?", ">\n\nAgain?", ">\n\nIt’s even funnier the second time!!", ">\n\nPlease not with my stuff in it. Please.", ">\n\nBetween this and the other things happening around the world it's like watching the events of the past 2-3 years replaying themselves.", ">\n\n\n\nShip stuck at the Suez Canal ✅\n\n\nA high number of contagious tourists coming in from China ✅\n\n\nA defeated president's supporters storm a country's government buildings ✅\n\n\nYep, sounds familiar alright.", ">\n\nHistory repeats, no one learns from the past.", ">\n\nI just heard someone say, \"History doesn't repeat itself, but it does rhyme.\"", ">\n\nTime is a circle from a view except it's more like a staircase. And there's a shake at certain parts. \nHating the trudge upwards and always going around.", ">\n\nVonnegut or mcconaughey?", ">\n\n\"Canal traffic is unaffected, the canal authority's chairman Osama Rabie said.\"", ">\n\nCanal authority is what I call it when my wife bosses me around", ">\n\nNo that one is without the C", ">\n\nNo, what you mean is when the morning coffee takes control", ">\n\nHere we go again...\nWhat do we do with a drunken sailor? What do we do we do with a drunken sailor? What do we do with a drunken sailor, early in the morning?", ">\n\nThrow em in the brig until they're sober", ">\n\nFeed 'em to the hungry rats for dinner.", ">\n\nPut them in bed with the captain's daughter", ">\n\nHave you seen the captain’s daughter (early in the morning)?", ">\n\nShave his belly with a rusty razor", ">\n\n“Hey, I’ve seen this one! I’ve seen this one! This is a classic!”", ">\n\nWhat do you mean you’ve seen it, it’s brand new?", ">\n\nWhat’s a rerun?", ">\n\nWhat are you doing step-ship!?", ">\n\nIt doesn't take much with you people.", ">\n\nAhaa but you got the referrence still! 😆", ">\n\nNot again.", ">\n\nWhat next, a bowl of petunias?", ">\n\ndunno, time to start eating a bat's soup from a chinese wetmarket", ">\n\nAgain!?", ">\n\nHooray! Worldwide commerce meltdown again! Oh, wait, no, that one is bad...", ">\n\nYeah hopefully it gets resolved quick, more supply chain issues are not what we need right now", ">\n\nA quick scan of the article says it doesn't affect traffic.... I know reading isn't fun though.", ">\n\nIt has now been cleared!", ">\n\nDammit, again?", ">\n\nYES! THEY PUT IT BACK!!!", ">\n\nSounds like no one read the article... They were able to get the ship unstuck, and it didn't sound like it caused any blockage. So nothing to worry about, and nothing like the last blockage.", ">\n\nThis should be interesting, 2023 off to a good start :)", ">\n\nLooks like a lousy remake of couple of previous years...", ">\n\nI've already seen this season.", ">\n\n2023 writers getting lazy now.", ">\n\nI feel like I’ve heard this somewhere before…", ">\n\nIt has been resolved already: source", ">\n\nIt got up and left, why is everyone confused?", ">\n\nNobody asked for a sequel to Attack of the Crab Monsters (1957).", ">\n\nImagine the captains face right now though. Just think. They all hope it won't be them, but it had to be someone.", ">\n\nHave we even recover from the last?", ">\n\nI already saw this episode…", ">\n\nLet's gooooo.", ">\n\n*again", ">\n\nWell this year is off to a GREAT start.", ">\n\nI’lll just leave this here.", ">\n\nThank you", ">\n\na.s.h.w.g.a.", ">\n\n\"All we had to do was follow the damn train CJ\"", ">\n\nGreat, now I will have to wait even longer for my container full of rubber dog poo", ">\n\nThis new is breaking!", ">\n\nDeja Vu anyone?", ">\n\nAgain?", ">\n\nNot again", ">\n\n:( why did it have to be a Ukrainian grain ship … they need the god damn money and the world needs their god damn grain .", ">\n\nAnd why does China need Ukrainian grain?", ">\n\nSo people dont starve ?", ">\n\nI didn't realize that such a massive industrial country as China needs grain import to not starve.", ">\n\nCombined ukraine and russia i believe grow 80% of the worlds grain .", ">\n\nFrom the article: “It is currently unclear to what extent canal traffic is affected.”\nPretty sure that means it is badly affected.", ">\n\nAlso from the article:\n\nCanal traffic is unaffected, the canal authority's chairman Osama Rabie said.", ">\n\nIm not even lying, they changed/updated the article and now its 4x as long with much more info. Thanks.", ">\n\nI actually thought something like that happened. I don't think you're lying! I mean, that would be a weird thing to lie about.", ">\n\nThese idiots can't captain ships for shit", ">\n\nUkraine still exporting to China . Unfuckin real", ">\n\nFor f sake can the US just pay Egypt to build a fing second line already. Pretty sure the US could have paid Egypt to build 12 canals from the last wreck and now here we are again. Seriously Egypt doesn't have the money so just pay for it already so we don't have months long shipping crisis every year.", ">\n\nThis ignores both the history of the existing canal and the current megaprojects unfolding in egypt", ">\n\nWe've got another one, folks! 🎉🎉🎉🎉 (On a serious note, FOR FUCK'S SAKE!)", ">\n\nOh god please, Not again.", ">\n\nI bet my new tote bag was on there.", ">\n\nOn a ship carrying grain from Ukraine to China?", ">\n\n\nCanal traffic is unaffected, the canal authority's chairman Osama Rabie said.", ">\n\nIt’s like deja vu all over again.", ">\n\nAgain?", ">\n\nJesus, not again.", ">\n\noh no... not again.", ">\n\nhaha, yes!\nround 2", ">\n\nOkay, who decided to put history on loop?", ">\n\nCan anyone linke some radar site for ships? So we can track how \"bad\" it is?", ">\n\nOh no, not again.", ">\n\nLet's gooooo!", ">\n\nWe don’t need no stinkin supply chain!", ">\n\nEvergreen 2?", ">\n\nThe name's the hint, innit", ">\n\nThis was a good episode of The Truman Show.", ">\n\nDe ja vu", ">\n\nLooks like they'll have to make it even wider for the influx of inexperienced shipping crews in the industry.", ">\n\nSeriously, how often does this happens?" ]

[ "Here we go again...\nWhat do we do with a drunken sailor? What do we do we do with a drunken sailor? What do we do with a drunken sailor, early in the morning?", ">\n\nThrow em in the brig until they're sober", ">\n\nFeed 'em to the hungry rats for dinner.", ">\n\nAnd this is why I'll need to listen to the Drunken Whaler on repeat for some amount of time.", ">\n\nBetween this and the other things happening around the world it's like watching the events of the past 2-3 years replaying themselves.", ">\n\n\n\nSuez Canal blocked by a cargo ship ✅\n\n\nA high number of contagious tourists coming in from China ✅\n\n\nA defeated president's supporters storm a country's government buildings ✅\n\n\nYep, sounds familiar alright.", ">\n\nHistory repeats, no one learns from the past.", ">\n\nI just heard someone say, \"History doesn't repeat itself, but it does rhyme.\"", ">\n\nTime is a circle from a view except it's more like a staircase. And there's a shake at certain parts. \nHating the trudge upwards and always going around.", ">\n\nVonnegut or mcconaughey?", ">\n\n\"Canal traffic is unaffected, the canal authority's chairman Osama Rabie said.\"", ">\n\nCanal authority is what I call it when my wife bosses me around", ">\n\nNot again.", ">\n\nWhat next, a bowl of petunias?", ">\n\nWhat are you doing step-ship!?", ">\n\nI just need a quick tug.", ">\n\nHooray! Worldwide commerce meltdown again! Oh, wait, no, that one is bad...", ">\n\nSorry, no raises this year because that global thing that happened for a couple of days\n-Corporations", ">\n\nAlso, all of the products and services that aren't significantly impacted are going to receive price hikes regardless- which will stick around well-after the supply chain has normalized. Our ~~suckers~~ customers ~~are too dumb to notice~~ understand that our products and services have great value and we're always doing our best to stay competitive with the other sociopaths in the price-fixed industry.", ">\n\nDammit, again?", ">\n\n“Hey, I’ve seen this one! I’ve seen this one! This is a classic!”", ">\n\nAgain!?", ">\n\nYES! THEY PUT IT BACK!!!", ">\n\nImagine the captains face right now though. Just think. They all hope it won't be them, but it had to be someone.", ">\n\nI've already seen this season.", ">\n\n2023 writers getting lazy now.", ">\n\nI feel like I’ve heard this somewhere before…", ">\n\n:( why did it have to be a Ukrainian grain ship … they need the god damn money and the world needs their god damn grain .", ">\n\nAnd why does China need Ukrainian grain?", ">\n\nI’lll just leave this here.", ">\n\nThank you", ">\n\na.s.h.w.g.a.", ">\n\nThis should be interesting, 2023 off to a good start :)", ">\n\nLooks like a lousy remake of couple of previous years...", ">\n\nHave we even recover from the last?", ">\n\nI already saw this episode…", ">\n\nLet's gooooo.", ">\n\nThese idiots can't captain ships for shit", ">\n\nFrom the article: “It is currently unclear to what extent canal traffic is affected.”\nPretty sure that means it is badly affected.", ">\n\nAlso from the article:\n\nCanal traffic is unaffected, the canal authority's chairman Osama Rabie said.", ">\n\nIm not even lying, they changed/updated the article and now its 4x as long with much more info. Thanks.", ">\n\nI actually thought something like that happened. I don't think you're lying! I mean, that would be a weird thing to lie about.", ">\n\nFor f sake can the US just pay Egypt to build a fing second line already. Pretty sure the US could have paid Egypt to build 12 canals from the last wreck and now here we are again. Seriously Egypt doesn't have the money so just pay for it already so we don't have months long shipping crisis every year.", ">\n\nThis ignores both the history of the existing canal and the current megaprojects unfolding in egypt", ">\n\nWe've got another one, folks! 🎉🎉🎉🎉 (On a serious note, FOR FUCK'S SAKE!)", ">\n\nOh god please, Not again.", ">\n\nI bet my new tote bag was on there.", ">\n\nOn a ship carrying grain from Ukraine to China?", ">\n\n\nCanal traffic is unaffected, the canal authority's chairman Osama Rabie said.", ">\n\nIt’s like deja vu all over again.", ">\n\nAgain?", ">\n\nJesus, not again.", ">\n\noh no... not again.", ">\n\nhaha, yes!\nround 2", ">\n\nOkay, who decided to put history on loop?", ">\n\nCan anyone linke some radar site for ships? So we can track how \"bad\" it is?", ">\n\nOh no, not again.", ">\n\nLet's gooooo!", ">\n\nWe don’t need no stinkin supply chain!", ">\n\nEvergreen 2?", ">\n\nThis was a good episode of The Truman Show.", ">\n\nUkraine still exporting to China . Unfuckin real", ">\n\nGreat, now I will have to wait even longer for my container full of rubber dog poo", ">\n\nHere we go again...\nWhat do we do with a drunken sailor? What do we do we do with a drunken sailor? What do we do with a drunken sailor, early in the morning?", ">\n\nThrow em in the brig until they're sober", ">\n\nFeed 'em to the hungry rats for dinner.", ">\n\nPut them in bed with the captain's daughter", ">\n\nHave you seen the captain’s daughter (early in the morning)?", ">\n\nSober?", ">\n\nBetween this and the other things happening around the world it's like watching the events of the past 2-3 years replaying themselves.", ">\n\n\n\nShip stuck at the Suez Canal ✅\n\n\nA high number of contagious tourists coming in from China ✅\n\n\nA defeated president's supporters storm a country's government buildings ✅\n\n\nYep, sounds familiar alright.", ">\n\nHistory repeats, no one learns from the past.", ">\n\nI just heard someone say, \"History doesn't repeat itself, but it does rhyme.\"", ">\n\nRepeat Rap Battles of History! \n2020! Vs! 2023!\nBEGIN!", ">\n\nGreat now I gotta go listen to 40 ERBoH videos", ">\n\n\"Canal traffic is unaffected, the canal authority's chairman Osama Rabie said.\"", ">\n\nCanal authority is what I call it when my wife bosses me around", ">\n\nNo that one is without the C", ">\n\nNo, what you mean is when the morning coffee takes control", ">\n\nNot again.", ">\n\nWhat next, a bowl of petunias?", ">\n\n“Hey, I’ve seen this one! I’ve seen this one! This is a classic!”", ">\n\nWhat do you mean you’ve seen it, it’s brand new?", ">\n\nWhat are you doing step-ship!?", ">\n\nI just need a quick tug.", ">\n\nAgain!?", ">\n\nHooray! Worldwide commerce meltdown again! Oh, wait, no, that one is bad...", ">\n\nSorry, no raises this year because that global thing that happened for a couple of days\n-Corporations", ">\n\nAlso, all of the products and services that aren't significantly impacted are going to receive price hikes regardless- which will stick around well-after the supply chain has normalized. Our ~~suckers~~ customers ~~are too dumb to notice~~ understand that our products and services have great value and we're always doing our best to stay competitive with the other sociopaths in the price-fixed industry.", ">\n\nDammit, again?", ">\n\nYES! THEY PUT IT BACK!!!", ">\n\nThis should be interesting, 2023 off to a good start :)", ">\n\nLooks like a lousy remake of couple of previous years...", ">\n\nI've already seen this season.", ">\n\nI feel like I’ve heard this somewhere before…", ">\n\nSounds like no one read the article... They were able to get the ship unstuck, and it didn't sound like it caused any blockage. So nothing to worry about, and nothing like the last blockage.", ">\n\nImagine the captains face right now though. Just think. They all hope it won't be them, but it had to be someone.", ">\n\n2023 writers getting lazy now.", ">\n\nHave we even recover from the last?", ">\n\nI already saw this episode…", ">\n\nIt got up and left, why is everyone confused?", ">\n\nNobody asked for a sequel to Attack of the Crab Monsters (1957).", ">\n\nI’lll just leave this here.", ">\n\nThank you", ">\n\na.s.h.w.g.a.", ">\n\nLet's gooooo.", ">\n\nGreat, now I will have to wait even longer for my container full of rubber dog poo", ">\n\nIt has been resolved already: source", ">\n\nThis new is breaking!", ">\n\n*again", ">\n\nWell this year is off to a GREAT start.", ">\n\n:( why did it have to be a Ukrainian grain ship … they need the god damn money and the world needs their god damn grain .", ">\n\nAnd why does China need Ukrainian grain?", ">\n\nSo people dont starve ?", ">\n\nI didn't realize that such a massive industrial country as China needs grain import to not starve.", ">\n\nFrom the article: “It is currently unclear to what extent canal traffic is affected.”\nPretty sure that means it is badly affected.", ">\n\nAlso from the article:\n\nCanal traffic is unaffected, the canal authority's chairman Osama Rabie said.", ">\n\nIm not even lying, they changed/updated the article and now its 4x as long with much more info. Thanks.", ">\n\nI actually thought something like that happened. I don't think you're lying! I mean, that would be a weird thing to lie about.", ">\n\nThese idiots can't captain ships for shit", ">\n\nUkraine still exporting to China . Unfuckin real", ">\n\nFor f sake can the US just pay Egypt to build a fing second line already. Pretty sure the US could have paid Egypt to build 12 canals from the last wreck and now here we are again. Seriously Egypt doesn't have the money so just pay for it already so we don't have months long shipping crisis every year.", ">\n\nThis ignores both the history of the existing canal and the current megaprojects unfolding in egypt", ">\n\nWe've got another one, folks! 🎉🎉🎉🎉 (On a serious note, FOR FUCK'S SAKE!)", ">\n\nOh god please, Not again.", ">\n\nI bet my new tote bag was on there.", ">\n\nOn a ship carrying grain from Ukraine to China?", ">\n\n\nCanal traffic is unaffected, the canal authority's chairman Osama Rabie said.", ">\n\nIt’s like deja vu all over again.", ">\n\nAgain?", ">\n\nJesus, not again.", ">\n\noh no... not again.", ">\n\nhaha, yes!\nround 2", ">\n\nOkay, who decided to put history on loop?", ">\n\nCan anyone linke some radar site for ships? So we can track how \"bad\" it is?", ">\n\nOh no, not again.", ">\n\nLet's gooooo!", ">\n\nWe don’t need no stinkin supply chain!", ">\n\nEvergreen 2?", ">\n\nThis was a good episode of The Truman Show.", ">\n\nDe ja vu", ">\n\nLooks like they'll have to make it even wider for the influx of inexperienced shipping crews in the industry.", ">\n\nDeja Vu anyone?", ">\n\nSeriously, how often does this happens?", ">\n\nAgain?", ">\n\nIt’s even funnier the second time!!", ">\n\nPlease not with my stuff in it. Please.", ">\n\nBetween this and the other things happening around the world it's like watching the events of the past 2-3 years replaying themselves.", ">\n\n\n\nShip stuck at the Suez Canal ✅\n\n\nA high number of contagious tourists coming in from China ✅\n\n\nA defeated president's supporters storm a country's government buildings ✅\n\n\nYep, sounds familiar alright.", ">\n\nHistory repeats, no one learns from the past.", ">\n\nI just heard someone say, \"History doesn't repeat itself, but it does rhyme.\"", ">\n\nTime is a circle from a view except it's more like a staircase. And there's a shake at certain parts. \nHating the trudge upwards and always going around.", ">\n\nVonnegut or mcconaughey?", ">\n\n\"Canal traffic is unaffected, the canal authority's chairman Osama Rabie said.\"", ">\n\nCanal authority is what I call it when my wife bosses me around", ">\n\nNo that one is without the C", ">\n\nNo, what you mean is when the morning coffee takes control", ">\n\nHere we go again...\nWhat do we do with a drunken sailor? What do we do we do with a drunken sailor? What do we do with a drunken sailor, early in the morning?", ">\n\nThrow em in the brig until they're sober", ">\n\nFeed 'em to the hungry rats for dinner.", ">\n\nPut them in bed with the captain's daughter", ">\n\nHave you seen the captain’s daughter (early in the morning)?", ">\n\nShave his belly with a rusty razor", ">\n\n“Hey, I’ve seen this one! I’ve seen this one! This is a classic!”", ">\n\nWhat do you mean you’ve seen it, it’s brand new?", ">\n\nWhat’s a rerun?", ">\n\nWhat are you doing step-ship!?", ">\n\nIt doesn't take much with you people.", ">\n\nAhaa but you got the referrence still! 😆", ">\n\nNot again.", ">\n\nWhat next, a bowl of petunias?", ">\n\ndunno, time to start eating a bat's soup from a chinese wetmarket", ">\n\nAgain!?", ">\n\nHooray! Worldwide commerce meltdown again! Oh, wait, no, that one is bad...", ">\n\nYeah hopefully it gets resolved quick, more supply chain issues are not what we need right now", ">\n\nA quick scan of the article says it doesn't affect traffic.... I know reading isn't fun though.", ">\n\nIt has now been cleared!", ">\n\nDammit, again?", ">\n\nYES! THEY PUT IT BACK!!!", ">\n\nSounds like no one read the article... They were able to get the ship unstuck, and it didn't sound like it caused any blockage. So nothing to worry about, and nothing like the last blockage.", ">\n\nThis should be interesting, 2023 off to a good start :)", ">\n\nLooks like a lousy remake of couple of previous years...", ">\n\nI've already seen this season.", ">\n\n2023 writers getting lazy now.", ">\n\nI feel like I’ve heard this somewhere before…", ">\n\nIt has been resolved already: source", ">\n\nIt got up and left, why is everyone confused?", ">\n\nNobody asked for a sequel to Attack of the Crab Monsters (1957).", ">\n\nImagine the captains face right now though. Just think. They all hope it won't be them, but it had to be someone.", ">\n\nHave we even recover from the last?", ">\n\nI already saw this episode…", ">\n\nLet's gooooo.", ">\n\n*again", ">\n\nWell this year is off to a GREAT start.", ">\n\nI’lll just leave this here.", ">\n\nThank you", ">\n\na.s.h.w.g.a.", ">\n\n\"All we had to do was follow the damn train CJ\"", ">\n\nGreat, now I will have to wait even longer for my container full of rubber dog poo", ">\n\nThis new is breaking!", ">\n\nDeja Vu anyone?", ">\n\nAgain?", ">\n\nNot again", ">\n\n:( why did it have to be a Ukrainian grain ship … they need the god damn money and the world needs their god damn grain .", ">\n\nAnd why does China need Ukrainian grain?", ">\n\nSo people dont starve ?", ">\n\nI didn't realize that such a massive industrial country as China needs grain import to not starve.", ">\n\nCombined ukraine and russia i believe grow 80% of the worlds grain .", ">\n\nFrom the article: “It is currently unclear to what extent canal traffic is affected.”\nPretty sure that means it is badly affected.", ">\n\nAlso from the article:\n\nCanal traffic is unaffected, the canal authority's chairman Osama Rabie said.", ">\n\nIm not even lying, they changed/updated the article and now its 4x as long with much more info. Thanks.", ">\n\nI actually thought something like that happened. I don't think you're lying! I mean, that would be a weird thing to lie about.", ">\n\nThese idiots can't captain ships for shit", ">\n\nUkraine still exporting to China . Unfuckin real", ">\n\nFor f sake can the US just pay Egypt to build a fing second line already. Pretty sure the US could have paid Egypt to build 12 canals from the last wreck and now here we are again. Seriously Egypt doesn't have the money so just pay for it already so we don't have months long shipping crisis every year.", ">\n\nThis ignores both the history of the existing canal and the current megaprojects unfolding in egypt", ">\n\nWe've got another one, folks! 🎉🎉🎉🎉 (On a serious note, FOR FUCK'S SAKE!)", ">\n\nOh god please, Not again.", ">\n\nI bet my new tote bag was on there.", ">\n\nOn a ship carrying grain from Ukraine to China?", ">\n\n\nCanal traffic is unaffected, the canal authority's chairman Osama Rabie said.", ">\n\nIt’s like deja vu all over again.", ">\n\nAgain?", ">\n\nJesus, not again.", ">\n\noh no... not again.", ">\n\nhaha, yes!\nround 2", ">\n\nOkay, who decided to put history on loop?", ">\n\nCan anyone linke some radar site for ships? So we can track how \"bad\" it is?", ">\n\nOh no, not again.", ">\n\nLet's gooooo!", ">\n\nWe don’t need no stinkin supply chain!", ">\n\nEvergreen 2?", ">\n\nThe name's the hint, innit", ">\n\nThis was a good episode of The Truman Show.", ">\n\nDe ja vu", ">\n\nLooks like they'll have to make it even wider for the influx of inexperienced shipping crews in the industry.", ">\n\nSeriously, how often does this happens?", ">\n\nIt’s even funnier the second time!!" ]

[ "Here we go again...\nWhat do we do with a drunken sailor? What do we do we do with a drunken sailor? What do we do with a drunken sailor, early in the morning?", ">\n\nThrow em in the brig until they're sober", ">\n\nFeed 'em to the hungry rats for dinner.", ">\n\nAnd this is why I'll need to listen to the Drunken Whaler on repeat for some amount of time.", ">\n\nBetween this and the other things happening around the world it's like watching the events of the past 2-3 years replaying themselves.", ">\n\n\n\nSuez Canal blocked by a cargo ship ✅\n\n\nA high number of contagious tourists coming in from China ✅\n\n\nA defeated president's supporters storm a country's government buildings ✅\n\n\nYep, sounds familiar alright.", ">\n\nHistory repeats, no one learns from the past.", ">\n\nI just heard someone say, \"History doesn't repeat itself, but it does rhyme.\"", ">\n\nTime is a circle from a view except it's more like a staircase. And there's a shake at certain parts. \nHating the trudge upwards and always going around.", ">\n\nVonnegut or mcconaughey?", ">\n\n\"Canal traffic is unaffected, the canal authority's chairman Osama Rabie said.\"", ">\n\nCanal authority is what I call it when my wife bosses me around", ">\n\nNot again.", ">\n\nWhat next, a bowl of petunias?", ">\n\nWhat are you doing step-ship!?", ">\n\nI just need a quick tug.", ">\n\nHooray! Worldwide commerce meltdown again! Oh, wait, no, that one is bad...", ">\n\nSorry, no raises this year because that global thing that happened for a couple of days\n-Corporations", ">\n\nAlso, all of the products and services that aren't significantly impacted are going to receive price hikes regardless- which will stick around well-after the supply chain has normalized. Our ~~suckers~~ customers ~~are too dumb to notice~~ understand that our products and services have great value and we're always doing our best to stay competitive with the other sociopaths in the price-fixed industry.", ">\n\nDammit, again?", ">\n\n“Hey, I’ve seen this one! I’ve seen this one! This is a classic!”", ">\n\nAgain!?", ">\n\nYES! THEY PUT IT BACK!!!", ">\n\nImagine the captains face right now though. Just think. They all hope it won't be them, but it had to be someone.", ">\n\nI've already seen this season.", ">\n\n2023 writers getting lazy now.", ">\n\nI feel like I’ve heard this somewhere before…", ">\n\n:( why did it have to be a Ukrainian grain ship … they need the god damn money and the world needs their god damn grain .", ">\n\nAnd why does China need Ukrainian grain?", ">\n\nI’lll just leave this here.", ">\n\nThank you", ">\n\na.s.h.w.g.a.", ">\n\nThis should be interesting, 2023 off to a good start :)", ">\n\nLooks like a lousy remake of couple of previous years...", ">\n\nHave we even recover from the last?", ">\n\nI already saw this episode…", ">\n\nLet's gooooo.", ">\n\nThese idiots can't captain ships for shit", ">\n\nFrom the article: “It is currently unclear to what extent canal traffic is affected.”\nPretty sure that means it is badly affected.", ">\n\nAlso from the article:\n\nCanal traffic is unaffected, the canal authority's chairman Osama Rabie said.", ">\n\nIm not even lying, they changed/updated the article and now its 4x as long with much more info. Thanks.", ">\n\nI actually thought something like that happened. I don't think you're lying! I mean, that would be a weird thing to lie about.", ">\n\nFor f sake can the US just pay Egypt to build a fing second line already. Pretty sure the US could have paid Egypt to build 12 canals from the last wreck and now here we are again. Seriously Egypt doesn't have the money so just pay for it already so we don't have months long shipping crisis every year.", ">\n\nThis ignores both the history of the existing canal and the current megaprojects unfolding in egypt", ">\n\nWe've got another one, folks! 🎉🎉🎉🎉 (On a serious note, FOR FUCK'S SAKE!)", ">\n\nOh god please, Not again.", ">\n\nI bet my new tote bag was on there.", ">\n\nOn a ship carrying grain from Ukraine to China?", ">\n\n\nCanal traffic is unaffected, the canal authority's chairman Osama Rabie said.", ">\n\nIt’s like deja vu all over again.", ">\n\nAgain?", ">\n\nJesus, not again.", ">\n\noh no... not again.", ">\n\nhaha, yes!\nround 2", ">\n\nOkay, who decided to put history on loop?", ">\n\nCan anyone linke some radar site for ships? So we can track how \"bad\" it is?", ">\n\nOh no, not again.", ">\n\nLet's gooooo!", ">\n\nWe don’t need no stinkin supply chain!", ">\n\nEvergreen 2?", ">\n\nThis was a good episode of The Truman Show.", ">\n\nUkraine still exporting to China . Unfuckin real", ">\n\nGreat, now I will have to wait even longer for my container full of rubber dog poo", ">\n\nHere we go again...\nWhat do we do with a drunken sailor? What do we do we do with a drunken sailor? What do we do with a drunken sailor, early in the morning?", ">\n\nThrow em in the brig until they're sober", ">\n\nFeed 'em to the hungry rats for dinner.", ">\n\nPut them in bed with the captain's daughter", ">\n\nHave you seen the captain’s daughter (early in the morning)?", ">\n\nSober?", ">\n\nBetween this and the other things happening around the world it's like watching the events of the past 2-3 years replaying themselves.", ">\n\n\n\nShip stuck at the Suez Canal ✅\n\n\nA high number of contagious tourists coming in from China ✅\n\n\nA defeated president's supporters storm a country's government buildings ✅\n\n\nYep, sounds familiar alright.", ">\n\nHistory repeats, no one learns from the past.", ">\n\nI just heard someone say, \"History doesn't repeat itself, but it does rhyme.\"", ">\n\nRepeat Rap Battles of History! \n2020! Vs! 2023!\nBEGIN!", ">\n\nGreat now I gotta go listen to 40 ERBoH videos", ">\n\n\"Canal traffic is unaffected, the canal authority's chairman Osama Rabie said.\"", ">\n\nCanal authority is what I call it when my wife bosses me around", ">\n\nNo that one is without the C", ">\n\nNo, what you mean is when the morning coffee takes control", ">\n\nNot again.", ">\n\nWhat next, a bowl of petunias?", ">\n\n“Hey, I’ve seen this one! I’ve seen this one! This is a classic!”", ">\n\nWhat do you mean you’ve seen it, it’s brand new?", ">\n\nWhat are you doing step-ship!?", ">\n\nI just need a quick tug.", ">\n\nAgain!?", ">\n\nHooray! Worldwide commerce meltdown again! Oh, wait, no, that one is bad...", ">\n\nSorry, no raises this year because that global thing that happened for a couple of days\n-Corporations", ">\n\nAlso, all of the products and services that aren't significantly impacted are going to receive price hikes regardless- which will stick around well-after the supply chain has normalized. Our ~~suckers~~ customers ~~are too dumb to notice~~ understand that our products and services have great value and we're always doing our best to stay competitive with the other sociopaths in the price-fixed industry.", ">\n\nDammit, again?", ">\n\nYES! THEY PUT IT BACK!!!", ">\n\nThis should be interesting, 2023 off to a good start :)", ">\n\nLooks like a lousy remake of couple of previous years...", ">\n\nI've already seen this season.", ">\n\nI feel like I’ve heard this somewhere before…", ">\n\nSounds like no one read the article... They were able to get the ship unstuck, and it didn't sound like it caused any blockage. So nothing to worry about, and nothing like the last blockage.", ">\n\nImagine the captains face right now though. Just think. They all hope it won't be them, but it had to be someone.", ">\n\n2023 writers getting lazy now.", ">\n\nHave we even recover from the last?", ">\n\nI already saw this episode…", ">\n\nIt got up and left, why is everyone confused?", ">\n\nNobody asked for a sequel to Attack of the Crab Monsters (1957).", ">\n\nI’lll just leave this here.", ">\n\nThank you", ">\n\na.s.h.w.g.a.", ">\n\nLet's gooooo.", ">\n\nGreat, now I will have to wait even longer for my container full of rubber dog poo", ">\n\nIt has been resolved already: source", ">\n\nThis new is breaking!", ">\n\n*again", ">\n\nWell this year is off to a GREAT start.", ">\n\n:( why did it have to be a Ukrainian grain ship … they need the god damn money and the world needs their god damn grain .", ">\n\nAnd why does China need Ukrainian grain?", ">\n\nSo people dont starve ?", ">\n\nI didn't realize that such a massive industrial country as China needs grain import to not starve.", ">\n\nFrom the article: “It is currently unclear to what extent canal traffic is affected.”\nPretty sure that means it is badly affected.", ">\n\nAlso from the article:\n\nCanal traffic is unaffected, the canal authority's chairman Osama Rabie said.", ">\n\nIm not even lying, they changed/updated the article and now its 4x as long with much more info. Thanks.", ">\n\nI actually thought something like that happened. I don't think you're lying! I mean, that would be a weird thing to lie about.", ">\n\nThese idiots can't captain ships for shit", ">\n\nUkraine still exporting to China . Unfuckin real", ">\n\nFor f sake can the US just pay Egypt to build a fing second line already. Pretty sure the US could have paid Egypt to build 12 canals from the last wreck and now here we are again. Seriously Egypt doesn't have the money so just pay for it already so we don't have months long shipping crisis every year.", ">\n\nThis ignores both the history of the existing canal and the current megaprojects unfolding in egypt", ">\n\nWe've got another one, folks! 🎉🎉🎉🎉 (On a serious note, FOR FUCK'S SAKE!)", ">\n\nOh god please, Not again.", ">\n\nI bet my new tote bag was on there.", ">\n\nOn a ship carrying grain from Ukraine to China?", ">\n\n\nCanal traffic is unaffected, the canal authority's chairman Osama Rabie said.", ">\n\nIt’s like deja vu all over again.", ">\n\nAgain?", ">\n\nJesus, not again.", ">\n\noh no... not again.", ">\n\nhaha, yes!\nround 2", ">\n\nOkay, who decided to put history on loop?", ">\n\nCan anyone linke some radar site for ships? So we can track how \"bad\" it is?", ">\n\nOh no, not again.", ">\n\nLet's gooooo!", ">\n\nWe don’t need no stinkin supply chain!", ">\n\nEvergreen 2?", ">\n\nThis was a good episode of The Truman Show.", ">\n\nDe ja vu", ">\n\nLooks like they'll have to make it even wider for the influx of inexperienced shipping crews in the industry.", ">\n\nDeja Vu anyone?", ">\n\nSeriously, how often does this happens?", ">\n\nAgain?", ">\n\nIt’s even funnier the second time!!", ">\n\nPlease not with my stuff in it. Please.", ">\n\nBetween this and the other things happening around the world it's like watching the events of the past 2-3 years replaying themselves.", ">\n\n\n\nShip stuck at the Suez Canal ✅\n\n\nA high number of contagious tourists coming in from China ✅\n\n\nA defeated president's supporters storm a country's government buildings ✅\n\n\nYep, sounds familiar alright.", ">\n\nHistory repeats, no one learns from the past.", ">\n\nI just heard someone say, \"History doesn't repeat itself, but it does rhyme.\"", ">\n\nTime is a circle from a view except it's more like a staircase. And there's a shake at certain parts. \nHating the trudge upwards and always going around.", ">\n\nVonnegut or mcconaughey?", ">\n\n\"Canal traffic is unaffected, the canal authority's chairman Osama Rabie said.\"", ">\n\nCanal authority is what I call it when my wife bosses me around", ">\n\nNo that one is without the C", ">\n\nNo, what you mean is when the morning coffee takes control", ">\n\nHere we go again...\nWhat do we do with a drunken sailor? What do we do we do with a drunken sailor? What do we do with a drunken sailor, early in the morning?", ">\n\nThrow em in the brig until they're sober", ">\n\nFeed 'em to the hungry rats for dinner.", ">\n\nPut them in bed with the captain's daughter", ">\n\nHave you seen the captain’s daughter (early in the morning)?", ">\n\nShave his belly with a rusty razor", ">\n\n“Hey, I’ve seen this one! I’ve seen this one! This is a classic!”", ">\n\nWhat do you mean you’ve seen it, it’s brand new?", ">\n\nWhat’s a rerun?", ">\n\nWhat are you doing step-ship!?", ">\n\nIt doesn't take much with you people.", ">\n\nAhaa but you got the referrence still! 😆", ">\n\nNot again.", ">\n\nWhat next, a bowl of petunias?", ">\n\ndunno, time to start eating a bat's soup from a chinese wetmarket", ">\n\nAgain!?", ">\n\nHooray! Worldwide commerce meltdown again! Oh, wait, no, that one is bad...", ">\n\nYeah hopefully it gets resolved quick, more supply chain issues are not what we need right now", ">\n\nA quick scan of the article says it doesn't affect traffic.... I know reading isn't fun though.", ">\n\nIt has now been cleared!", ">\n\nDammit, again?", ">\n\nYES! THEY PUT IT BACK!!!", ">\n\nSounds like no one read the article... They were able to get the ship unstuck, and it didn't sound like it caused any blockage. So nothing to worry about, and nothing like the last blockage.", ">\n\nThis should be interesting, 2023 off to a good start :)", ">\n\nLooks like a lousy remake of couple of previous years...", ">\n\nI've already seen this season.", ">\n\n2023 writers getting lazy now.", ">\n\nI feel like I’ve heard this somewhere before…", ">\n\nIt has been resolved already: source", ">\n\nIt got up and left, why is everyone confused?", ">\n\nNobody asked for a sequel to Attack of the Crab Monsters (1957).", ">\n\nImagine the captains face right now though. Just think. They all hope it won't be them, but it had to be someone.", ">\n\nHave we even recover from the last?", ">\n\nI already saw this episode…", ">\n\nLet's gooooo.", ">\n\n*again", ">\n\nWell this year is off to a GREAT start.", ">\n\nI’lll just leave this here.", ">\n\nThank you", ">\n\na.s.h.w.g.a.", ">\n\n\"All we had to do was follow the damn train CJ\"", ">\n\nGreat, now I will have to wait even longer for my container full of rubber dog poo", ">\n\nThis new is breaking!", ">\n\nDeja Vu anyone?", ">\n\nAgain?", ">\n\nNot again", ">\n\n:( why did it have to be a Ukrainian grain ship … they need the god damn money and the world needs their god damn grain .", ">\n\nAnd why does China need Ukrainian grain?", ">\n\nSo people dont starve ?", ">\n\nI didn't realize that such a massive industrial country as China needs grain import to not starve.", ">\n\nCombined ukraine and russia i believe grow 80% of the worlds grain .", ">\n\nFrom the article: “It is currently unclear to what extent canal traffic is affected.”\nPretty sure that means it is badly affected.", ">\n\nAlso from the article:\n\nCanal traffic is unaffected, the canal authority's chairman Osama Rabie said.", ">\n\nIm not even lying, they changed/updated the article and now its 4x as long with much more info. Thanks.", ">\n\nI actually thought something like that happened. I don't think you're lying! I mean, that would be a weird thing to lie about.", ">\n\nThese idiots can't captain ships for shit", ">\n\nUkraine still exporting to China . Unfuckin real", ">\n\nFor f sake can the US just pay Egypt to build a fing second line already. Pretty sure the US could have paid Egypt to build 12 canals from the last wreck and now here we are again. Seriously Egypt doesn't have the money so just pay for it already so we don't have months long shipping crisis every year.", ">\n\nThis ignores both the history of the existing canal and the current megaprojects unfolding in egypt", ">\n\nWe've got another one, folks! 🎉🎉🎉🎉 (On a serious note, FOR FUCK'S SAKE!)", ">\n\nOh god please, Not again.", ">\n\nI bet my new tote bag was on there.", ">\n\nOn a ship carrying grain from Ukraine to China?", ">\n\n\nCanal traffic is unaffected, the canal authority's chairman Osama Rabie said.", ">\n\nIt’s like deja vu all over again.", ">\n\nAgain?", ">\n\nJesus, not again.", ">\n\noh no... not again.", ">\n\nhaha, yes!\nround 2", ">\n\nOkay, who decided to put history on loop?", ">\n\nCan anyone linke some radar site for ships? So we can track how \"bad\" it is?", ">\n\nOh no, not again.", ">\n\nLet's gooooo!", ">\n\nWe don’t need no stinkin supply chain!", ">\n\nEvergreen 2?", ">\n\nThe name's the hint, innit", ">\n\nThis was a good episode of The Truman Show.", ">\n\nDe ja vu", ">\n\nLooks like they'll have to make it even wider for the influx of inexperienced shipping crews in the industry.", ">\n\nSeriously, how often does this happens?", ">\n\nIt’s even funnier the second time!!", ">\n\nPlease not with my stuff in it. Please." ]

[ "Here we go again...\nWhat do we do with a drunken sailor? What do we do we do with a drunken sailor? What do we do with a drunken sailor, early in the morning?", ">\n\nThrow em in the brig until they're sober", ">\n\nFeed 'em to the hungry rats for dinner.", ">\n\nAnd this is why I'll need to listen to the Drunken Whaler on repeat for some amount of time.", ">\n\nBetween this and the other things happening around the world it's like watching the events of the past 2-3 years replaying themselves.", ">\n\n\n\nSuez Canal blocked by a cargo ship ✅\n\n\nA high number of contagious tourists coming in from China ✅\n\n\nA defeated president's supporters storm a country's government buildings ✅\n\n\nYep, sounds familiar alright.", ">\n\nHistory repeats, no one learns from the past.", ">\n\nI just heard someone say, \"History doesn't repeat itself, but it does rhyme.\"", ">\n\nTime is a circle from a view except it's more like a staircase. And there's a shake at certain parts. \nHating the trudge upwards and always going around.", ">\n\nVonnegut or mcconaughey?", ">\n\n\"Canal traffic is unaffected, the canal authority's chairman Osama Rabie said.\"", ">\n\nCanal authority is what I call it when my wife bosses me around", ">\n\nNot again.", ">\n\nWhat next, a bowl of petunias?", ">\n\nWhat are you doing step-ship!?", ">\n\nI just need a quick tug.", ">\n\nHooray! Worldwide commerce meltdown again! Oh, wait, no, that one is bad...", ">\n\nSorry, no raises this year because that global thing that happened for a couple of days\n-Corporations", ">\n\nAlso, all of the products and services that aren't significantly impacted are going to receive price hikes regardless- which will stick around well-after the supply chain has normalized. Our ~~suckers~~ customers ~~are too dumb to notice~~ understand that our products and services have great value and we're always doing our best to stay competitive with the other sociopaths in the price-fixed industry.", ">\n\nDammit, again?", ">\n\n“Hey, I’ve seen this one! I’ve seen this one! This is a classic!”", ">\n\nAgain!?", ">\n\nYES! THEY PUT IT BACK!!!", ">\n\nImagine the captains face right now though. Just think. They all hope it won't be them, but it had to be someone.", ">\n\nI've already seen this season.", ">\n\n2023 writers getting lazy now.", ">\n\nI feel like I’ve heard this somewhere before…", ">\n\n:( why did it have to be a Ukrainian grain ship … they need the god damn money and the world needs their god damn grain .", ">\n\nAnd why does China need Ukrainian grain?", ">\n\nI’lll just leave this here.", ">\n\nThank you", ">\n\na.s.h.w.g.a.", ">\n\nThis should be interesting, 2023 off to a good start :)", ">\n\nLooks like a lousy remake of couple of previous years...", ">\n\nHave we even recover from the last?", ">\n\nI already saw this episode…", ">\n\nLet's gooooo.", ">\n\nThese idiots can't captain ships for shit", ">\n\nFrom the article: “It is currently unclear to what extent canal traffic is affected.”\nPretty sure that means it is badly affected.", ">\n\nAlso from the article:\n\nCanal traffic is unaffected, the canal authority's chairman Osama Rabie said.", ">\n\nIm not even lying, they changed/updated the article and now its 4x as long with much more info. Thanks.", ">\n\nI actually thought something like that happened. I don't think you're lying! I mean, that would be a weird thing to lie about.", ">\n\nFor f sake can the US just pay Egypt to build a fing second line already. Pretty sure the US could have paid Egypt to build 12 canals from the last wreck and now here we are again. Seriously Egypt doesn't have the money so just pay for it already so we don't have months long shipping crisis every year.", ">\n\nThis ignores both the history of the existing canal and the current megaprojects unfolding in egypt", ">\n\nWe've got another one, folks! 🎉🎉🎉🎉 (On a serious note, FOR FUCK'S SAKE!)", ">\n\nOh god please, Not again.", ">\n\nI bet my new tote bag was on there.", ">\n\nOn a ship carrying grain from Ukraine to China?", ">\n\n\nCanal traffic is unaffected, the canal authority's chairman Osama Rabie said.", ">\n\nIt’s like deja vu all over again.", ">\n\nAgain?", ">\n\nJesus, not again.", ">\n\noh no... not again.", ">\n\nhaha, yes!\nround 2", ">\n\nOkay, who decided to put history on loop?", ">\n\nCan anyone linke some radar site for ships? So we can track how \"bad\" it is?", ">\n\nOh no, not again.", ">\n\nLet's gooooo!", ">\n\nWe don’t need no stinkin supply chain!", ">\n\nEvergreen 2?", ">\n\nThis was a good episode of The Truman Show.", ">\n\nUkraine still exporting to China . Unfuckin real", ">\n\nGreat, now I will have to wait even longer for my container full of rubber dog poo", ">\n\nHere we go again...\nWhat do we do with a drunken sailor? What do we do we do with a drunken sailor? What do we do with a drunken sailor, early in the morning?", ">\n\nThrow em in the brig until they're sober", ">\n\nFeed 'em to the hungry rats for dinner.", ">\n\nPut them in bed with the captain's daughter", ">\n\nHave you seen the captain’s daughter (early in the morning)?", ">\n\nSober?", ">\n\nBetween this and the other things happening around the world it's like watching the events of the past 2-3 years replaying themselves.", ">\n\n\n\nShip stuck at the Suez Canal ✅\n\n\nA high number of contagious tourists coming in from China ✅\n\n\nA defeated president's supporters storm a country's government buildings ✅\n\n\nYep, sounds familiar alright.", ">\n\nHistory repeats, no one learns from the past.", ">\n\nI just heard someone say, \"History doesn't repeat itself, but it does rhyme.\"", ">\n\nRepeat Rap Battles of History! \n2020! Vs! 2023!\nBEGIN!", ">\n\nGreat now I gotta go listen to 40 ERBoH videos", ">\n\n\"Canal traffic is unaffected, the canal authority's chairman Osama Rabie said.\"", ">\n\nCanal authority is what I call it when my wife bosses me around", ">\n\nNo that one is without the C", ">\n\nNo, what you mean is when the morning coffee takes control", ">\n\nNot again.", ">\n\nWhat next, a bowl of petunias?", ">\n\n“Hey, I’ve seen this one! I’ve seen this one! This is a classic!”", ">\n\nWhat do you mean you’ve seen it, it’s brand new?", ">\n\nWhat are you doing step-ship!?", ">\n\nI just need a quick tug.", ">\n\nAgain!?", ">\n\nHooray! Worldwide commerce meltdown again! Oh, wait, no, that one is bad...", ">\n\nSorry, no raises this year because that global thing that happened for a couple of days\n-Corporations", ">\n\nAlso, all of the products and services that aren't significantly impacted are going to receive price hikes regardless- which will stick around well-after the supply chain has normalized. Our ~~suckers~~ customers ~~are too dumb to notice~~ understand that our products and services have great value and we're always doing our best to stay competitive with the other sociopaths in the price-fixed industry.", ">\n\nDammit, again?", ">\n\nYES! THEY PUT IT BACK!!!", ">\n\nThis should be interesting, 2023 off to a good start :)", ">\n\nLooks like a lousy remake of couple of previous years...", ">\n\nI've already seen this season.", ">\n\nI feel like I’ve heard this somewhere before…", ">\n\nSounds like no one read the article... They were able to get the ship unstuck, and it didn't sound like it caused any blockage. So nothing to worry about, and nothing like the last blockage.", ">\n\nImagine the captains face right now though. Just think. They all hope it won't be them, but it had to be someone.", ">\n\n2023 writers getting lazy now.", ">\n\nHave we even recover from the last?", ">\n\nI already saw this episode…", ">\n\nIt got up and left, why is everyone confused?", ">\n\nNobody asked for a sequel to Attack of the Crab Monsters (1957).", ">\n\nI’lll just leave this here.", ">\n\nThank you", ">\n\na.s.h.w.g.a.", ">\n\nLet's gooooo.", ">\n\nGreat, now I will have to wait even longer for my container full of rubber dog poo", ">\n\nIt has been resolved already: source", ">\n\nThis new is breaking!", ">\n\n*again", ">\n\nWell this year is off to a GREAT start.", ">\n\n:( why did it have to be a Ukrainian grain ship … they need the god damn money and the world needs their god damn grain .", ">\n\nAnd why does China need Ukrainian grain?", ">\n\nSo people dont starve ?", ">\n\nI didn't realize that such a massive industrial country as China needs grain import to not starve.", ">\n\nFrom the article: “It is currently unclear to what extent canal traffic is affected.”\nPretty sure that means it is badly affected.", ">\n\nAlso from the article:\n\nCanal traffic is unaffected, the canal authority's chairman Osama Rabie said.", ">\n\nIm not even lying, they changed/updated the article and now its 4x as long with much more info. Thanks.", ">\n\nI actually thought something like that happened. I don't think you're lying! I mean, that would be a weird thing to lie about.", ">\n\nThese idiots can't captain ships for shit", ">\n\nUkraine still exporting to China . Unfuckin real", ">\n\nFor f sake can the US just pay Egypt to build a fing second line already. Pretty sure the US could have paid Egypt to build 12 canals from the last wreck and now here we are again. Seriously Egypt doesn't have the money so just pay for it already so we don't have months long shipping crisis every year.", ">\n\nThis ignores both the history of the existing canal and the current megaprojects unfolding in egypt", ">\n\nWe've got another one, folks! 🎉🎉🎉🎉 (On a serious note, FOR FUCK'S SAKE!)", ">\n\nOh god please, Not again.", ">\n\nI bet my new tote bag was on there.", ">\n\nOn a ship carrying grain from Ukraine to China?", ">\n\n\nCanal traffic is unaffected, the canal authority's chairman Osama Rabie said.", ">\n\nIt’s like deja vu all over again.", ">\n\nAgain?", ">\n\nJesus, not again.", ">\n\noh no... not again.", ">\n\nhaha, yes!\nround 2", ">\n\nOkay, who decided to put history on loop?", ">\n\nCan anyone linke some radar site for ships? So we can track how \"bad\" it is?", ">\n\nOh no, not again.", ">\n\nLet's gooooo!", ">\n\nWe don’t need no stinkin supply chain!", ">\n\nEvergreen 2?", ">\n\nThis was a good episode of The Truman Show.", ">\n\nDe ja vu", ">\n\nLooks like they'll have to make it even wider for the influx of inexperienced shipping crews in the industry.", ">\n\nDeja Vu anyone?", ">\n\nSeriously, how often does this happens?", ">\n\nAgain?", ">\n\nIt’s even funnier the second time!!", ">\n\nPlease not with my stuff in it. Please.", ">\n\nBetween this and the other things happening around the world it's like watching the events of the past 2-3 years replaying themselves.", ">\n\n\n\nShip stuck at the Suez Canal ✅\n\n\nA high number of contagious tourists coming in from China ✅\n\n\nA defeated president's supporters storm a country's government buildings ✅\n\n\nYep, sounds familiar alright.", ">\n\nHistory repeats, no one learns from the past.", ">\n\nI just heard someone say, \"History doesn't repeat itself, but it does rhyme.\"", ">\n\nTime is a circle from a view except it's more like a staircase. And there's a shake at certain parts. \nHating the trudge upwards and always going around.", ">\n\nVonnegut or mcconaughey?", ">\n\n\"Canal traffic is unaffected, the canal authority's chairman Osama Rabie said.\"", ">\n\nCanal authority is what I call it when my wife bosses me around", ">\n\nNo that one is without the C", ">\n\nNo, what you mean is when the morning coffee takes control", ">\n\nHere we go again...\nWhat do we do with a drunken sailor? What do we do we do with a drunken sailor? What do we do with a drunken sailor, early in the morning?", ">\n\nThrow em in the brig until they're sober", ">\n\nFeed 'em to the hungry rats for dinner.", ">\n\nPut them in bed with the captain's daughter", ">\n\nHave you seen the captain’s daughter (early in the morning)?", ">\n\nShave his belly with a rusty razor", ">\n\n“Hey, I’ve seen this one! I’ve seen this one! This is a classic!”", ">\n\nWhat do you mean you’ve seen it, it’s brand new?", ">\n\nWhat’s a rerun?", ">\n\nWhat are you doing step-ship!?", ">\n\nIt doesn't take much with you people.", ">\n\nAhaa but you got the referrence still! 😆", ">\n\nNot again.", ">\n\nWhat next, a bowl of petunias?", ">\n\ndunno, time to start eating a bat's soup from a chinese wetmarket", ">\n\nAgain!?", ">\n\nHooray! Worldwide commerce meltdown again! Oh, wait, no, that one is bad...", ">\n\nYeah hopefully it gets resolved quick, more supply chain issues are not what we need right now", ">\n\nA quick scan of the article says it doesn't affect traffic.... I know reading isn't fun though.", ">\n\nIt has now been cleared!", ">\n\nDammit, again?", ">\n\nYES! THEY PUT IT BACK!!!", ">\n\nSounds like no one read the article... They were able to get the ship unstuck, and it didn't sound like it caused any blockage. So nothing to worry about, and nothing like the last blockage.", ">\n\nThis should be interesting, 2023 off to a good start :)", ">\n\nLooks like a lousy remake of couple of previous years...", ">\n\nI've already seen this season.", ">\n\n2023 writers getting lazy now.", ">\n\nI feel like I’ve heard this somewhere before…", ">\n\nIt has been resolved already: source", ">\n\nIt got up and left, why is everyone confused?", ">\n\nNobody asked for a sequel to Attack of the Crab Monsters (1957).", ">\n\nImagine the captains face right now though. Just think. They all hope it won't be them, but it had to be someone.", ">\n\nHave we even recover from the last?", ">\n\nI already saw this episode…", ">\n\nLet's gooooo.", ">\n\n*again", ">\n\nWell this year is off to a GREAT start.", ">\n\nI’lll just leave this here.", ">\n\nThank you", ">\n\na.s.h.w.g.a.", ">\n\n\"All we had to do was follow the damn train CJ\"", ">\n\nGreat, now I will have to wait even longer for my container full of rubber dog poo", ">\n\nThis new is breaking!", ">\n\nDeja Vu anyone?", ">\n\nAgain?", ">\n\nNot again", ">\n\n:( why did it have to be a Ukrainian grain ship … they need the god damn money and the world needs their god damn grain .", ">\n\nAnd why does China need Ukrainian grain?", ">\n\nSo people dont starve ?", ">\n\nI didn't realize that such a massive industrial country as China needs grain import to not starve.", ">\n\nCombined ukraine and russia i believe grow 80% of the worlds grain .", ">\n\nFrom the article: “It is currently unclear to what extent canal traffic is affected.”\nPretty sure that means it is badly affected.", ">\n\nAlso from the article:\n\nCanal traffic is unaffected, the canal authority's chairman Osama Rabie said.", ">\n\nIm not even lying, they changed/updated the article and now its 4x as long with much more info. Thanks.", ">\n\nI actually thought something like that happened. I don't think you're lying! I mean, that would be a weird thing to lie about.", ">\n\nThese idiots can't captain ships for shit", ">\n\nUkraine still exporting to China . Unfuckin real", ">\n\nFor f sake can the US just pay Egypt to build a fing second line already. Pretty sure the US could have paid Egypt to build 12 canals from the last wreck and now here we are again. Seriously Egypt doesn't have the money so just pay for it already so we don't have months long shipping crisis every year.", ">\n\nThis ignores both the history of the existing canal and the current megaprojects unfolding in egypt", ">\n\nWe've got another one, folks! 🎉🎉🎉🎉 (On a serious note, FOR FUCK'S SAKE!)", ">\n\nOh god please, Not again.", ">\n\nI bet my new tote bag was on there.", ">\n\nOn a ship carrying grain from Ukraine to China?", ">\n\n\nCanal traffic is unaffected, the canal authority's chairman Osama Rabie said.", ">\n\nIt’s like deja vu all over again.", ">\n\nAgain?", ">\n\nJesus, not again.", ">\n\noh no... not again.", ">\n\nhaha, yes!\nround 2", ">\n\nOkay, who decided to put history on loop?", ">\n\nCan anyone linke some radar site for ships? So we can track how \"bad\" it is?", ">\n\nOh no, not again.", ">\n\nLet's gooooo!", ">\n\nWe don’t need no stinkin supply chain!", ">\n\nEvergreen 2?", ">\n\nThe name's the hint, innit", ">\n\nThis was a good episode of The Truman Show.", ">\n\nDe ja vu", ">\n\nLooks like they'll have to make it even wider for the influx of inexperienced shipping crews in the industry.", ">\n\nSeriously, how often does this happens?", ">\n\nIt’s even funnier the second time!!", ">\n\nPlease not with my stuff in it. Please.", ">\n\ncue Leonardo DiCaprio pointing meme" ]

[ "Here we go again...\nWhat do we do with a drunken sailor? What do we do we do with a drunken sailor? What do we do with a drunken sailor, early in the morning?", ">\n\nThrow em in the brig until they're sober", ">\n\nFeed 'em to the hungry rats for dinner.", ">\n\nAnd this is why I'll need to listen to the Drunken Whaler on repeat for some amount of time.", ">\n\nBetween this and the other things happening around the world it's like watching the events of the past 2-3 years replaying themselves.", ">\n\n\n\nSuez Canal blocked by a cargo ship ✅\n\n\nA high number of contagious tourists coming in from China ✅\n\n\nA defeated president's supporters storm a country's government buildings ✅\n\n\nYep, sounds familiar alright.", ">\n\nHistory repeats, no one learns from the past.", ">\n\nI just heard someone say, \"History doesn't repeat itself, but it does rhyme.\"", ">\n\nTime is a circle from a view except it's more like a staircase. And there's a shake at certain parts. \nHating the trudge upwards and always going around.", ">\n\nVonnegut or mcconaughey?", ">\n\n\"Canal traffic is unaffected, the canal authority's chairman Osama Rabie said.\"", ">\n\nCanal authority is what I call it when my wife bosses me around", ">\n\nNot again.", ">\n\nWhat next, a bowl of petunias?", ">\n\nWhat are you doing step-ship!?", ">\n\nI just need a quick tug.", ">\n\nHooray! Worldwide commerce meltdown again! Oh, wait, no, that one is bad...", ">\n\nSorry, no raises this year because that global thing that happened for a couple of days\n-Corporations", ">\n\nAlso, all of the products and services that aren't significantly impacted are going to receive price hikes regardless- which will stick around well-after the supply chain has normalized. Our ~~suckers~~ customers ~~are too dumb to notice~~ understand that our products and services have great value and we're always doing our best to stay competitive with the other sociopaths in the price-fixed industry.", ">\n\nDammit, again?", ">\n\n“Hey, I’ve seen this one! I’ve seen this one! This is a classic!”", ">\n\nAgain!?", ">\n\nYES! THEY PUT IT BACK!!!", ">\n\nImagine the captains face right now though. Just think. They all hope it won't be them, but it had to be someone.", ">\n\nI've already seen this season.", ">\n\n2023 writers getting lazy now.", ">\n\nI feel like I’ve heard this somewhere before…", ">\n\n:( why did it have to be a Ukrainian grain ship … they need the god damn money and the world needs their god damn grain .", ">\n\nAnd why does China need Ukrainian grain?", ">\n\nI’lll just leave this here.", ">\n\nThank you", ">\n\na.s.h.w.g.a.", ">\n\nThis should be interesting, 2023 off to a good start :)", ">\n\nLooks like a lousy remake of couple of previous years...", ">\n\nHave we even recover from the last?", ">\n\nI already saw this episode…", ">\n\nLet's gooooo.", ">\n\nThese idiots can't captain ships for shit", ">\n\nFrom the article: “It is currently unclear to what extent canal traffic is affected.”\nPretty sure that means it is badly affected.", ">\n\nAlso from the article:\n\nCanal traffic is unaffected, the canal authority's chairman Osama Rabie said.", ">\n\nIm not even lying, they changed/updated the article and now its 4x as long with much more info. Thanks.", ">\n\nI actually thought something like that happened. I don't think you're lying! I mean, that would be a weird thing to lie about.", ">\n\nFor f sake can the US just pay Egypt to build a fing second line already. Pretty sure the US could have paid Egypt to build 12 canals from the last wreck and now here we are again. Seriously Egypt doesn't have the money so just pay for it already so we don't have months long shipping crisis every year.", ">\n\nThis ignores both the history of the existing canal and the current megaprojects unfolding in egypt", ">\n\nWe've got another one, folks! 🎉🎉🎉🎉 (On a serious note, FOR FUCK'S SAKE!)", ">\n\nOh god please, Not again.", ">\n\nI bet my new tote bag was on there.", ">\n\nOn a ship carrying grain from Ukraine to China?", ">\n\n\nCanal traffic is unaffected, the canal authority's chairman Osama Rabie said.", ">\n\nIt’s like deja vu all over again.", ">\n\nAgain?", ">\n\nJesus, not again.", ">\n\noh no... not again.", ">\n\nhaha, yes!\nround 2", ">\n\nOkay, who decided to put history on loop?", ">\n\nCan anyone linke some radar site for ships? So we can track how \"bad\" it is?", ">\n\nOh no, not again.", ">\n\nLet's gooooo!", ">\n\nWe don’t need no stinkin supply chain!", ">\n\nEvergreen 2?", ">\n\nThis was a good episode of The Truman Show.", ">\n\nUkraine still exporting to China . Unfuckin real", ">\n\nGreat, now I will have to wait even longer for my container full of rubber dog poo", ">\n\nHere we go again...\nWhat do we do with a drunken sailor? What do we do we do with a drunken sailor? What do we do with a drunken sailor, early in the morning?", ">\n\nThrow em in the brig until they're sober", ">\n\nFeed 'em to the hungry rats for dinner.", ">\n\nPut them in bed with the captain's daughter", ">\n\nHave you seen the captain’s daughter (early in the morning)?", ">\n\nSober?", ">\n\nBetween this and the other things happening around the world it's like watching the events of the past 2-3 years replaying themselves.", ">\n\n\n\nShip stuck at the Suez Canal ✅\n\n\nA high number of contagious tourists coming in from China ✅\n\n\nA defeated president's supporters storm a country's government buildings ✅\n\n\nYep, sounds familiar alright.", ">\n\nHistory repeats, no one learns from the past.", ">\n\nI just heard someone say, \"History doesn't repeat itself, but it does rhyme.\"", ">\n\nRepeat Rap Battles of History! \n2020! Vs! 2023!\nBEGIN!", ">\n\nGreat now I gotta go listen to 40 ERBoH videos", ">\n\n\"Canal traffic is unaffected, the canal authority's chairman Osama Rabie said.\"", ">\n\nCanal authority is what I call it when my wife bosses me around", ">\n\nNo that one is without the C", ">\n\nNo, what you mean is when the morning coffee takes control", ">\n\nNot again.", ">\n\nWhat next, a bowl of petunias?", ">\n\n“Hey, I’ve seen this one! I’ve seen this one! This is a classic!”", ">\n\nWhat do you mean you’ve seen it, it’s brand new?", ">\n\nWhat are you doing step-ship!?", ">\n\nI just need a quick tug.", ">\n\nAgain!?", ">\n\nHooray! Worldwide commerce meltdown again! Oh, wait, no, that one is bad...", ">\n\nSorry, no raises this year because that global thing that happened for a couple of days\n-Corporations", ">\n\nAlso, all of the products and services that aren't significantly impacted are going to receive price hikes regardless- which will stick around well-after the supply chain has normalized. Our ~~suckers~~ customers ~~are too dumb to notice~~ understand that our products and services have great value and we're always doing our best to stay competitive with the other sociopaths in the price-fixed industry.", ">\n\nDammit, again?", ">\n\nYES! THEY PUT IT BACK!!!", ">\n\nThis should be interesting, 2023 off to a good start :)", ">\n\nLooks like a lousy remake of couple of previous years...", ">\n\nI've already seen this season.", ">\n\nI feel like I’ve heard this somewhere before…", ">\n\nSounds like no one read the article... They were able to get the ship unstuck, and it didn't sound like it caused any blockage. So nothing to worry about, and nothing like the last blockage.", ">\n\nImagine the captains face right now though. Just think. They all hope it won't be them, but it had to be someone.", ">\n\n2023 writers getting lazy now.", ">\n\nHave we even recover from the last?", ">\n\nI already saw this episode…", ">\n\nIt got up and left, why is everyone confused?", ">\n\nNobody asked for a sequel to Attack of the Crab Monsters (1957).", ">\n\nI’lll just leave this here.", ">\n\nThank you", ">\n\na.s.h.w.g.a.", ">\n\nLet's gooooo.", ">\n\nGreat, now I will have to wait even longer for my container full of rubber dog poo", ">\n\nIt has been resolved already: source", ">\n\nThis new is breaking!", ">\n\n*again", ">\n\nWell this year is off to a GREAT start.", ">\n\n:( why did it have to be a Ukrainian grain ship … they need the god damn money and the world needs their god damn grain .", ">\n\nAnd why does China need Ukrainian grain?", ">\n\nSo people dont starve ?", ">\n\nI didn't realize that such a massive industrial country as China needs grain import to not starve.", ">\n\nFrom the article: “It is currently unclear to what extent canal traffic is affected.”\nPretty sure that means it is badly affected.", ">\n\nAlso from the article:\n\nCanal traffic is unaffected, the canal authority's chairman Osama Rabie said.", ">\n\nIm not even lying, they changed/updated the article and now its 4x as long with much more info. Thanks.", ">\n\nI actually thought something like that happened. I don't think you're lying! I mean, that would be a weird thing to lie about.", ">\n\nThese idiots can't captain ships for shit", ">\n\nUkraine still exporting to China . Unfuckin real", ">\n\nFor f sake can the US just pay Egypt to build a fing second line already. Pretty sure the US could have paid Egypt to build 12 canals from the last wreck and now here we are again. Seriously Egypt doesn't have the money so just pay for it already so we don't have months long shipping crisis every year.", ">\n\nThis ignores both the history of the existing canal and the current megaprojects unfolding in egypt", ">\n\nWe've got another one, folks! 🎉🎉🎉🎉 (On a serious note, FOR FUCK'S SAKE!)", ">\n\nOh god please, Not again.", ">\n\nI bet my new tote bag was on there.", ">\n\nOn a ship carrying grain from Ukraine to China?", ">\n\n\nCanal traffic is unaffected, the canal authority's chairman Osama Rabie said.", ">\n\nIt’s like deja vu all over again.", ">\n\nAgain?", ">\n\nJesus, not again.", ">\n\noh no... not again.", ">\n\nhaha, yes!\nround 2", ">\n\nOkay, who decided to put history on loop?", ">\n\nCan anyone linke some radar site for ships? So we can track how \"bad\" it is?", ">\n\nOh no, not again.", ">\n\nLet's gooooo!", ">\n\nWe don’t need no stinkin supply chain!", ">\n\nEvergreen 2?", ">\n\nThis was a good episode of The Truman Show.", ">\n\nDe ja vu", ">\n\nLooks like they'll have to make it even wider for the influx of inexperienced shipping crews in the industry.", ">\n\nDeja Vu anyone?", ">\n\nSeriously, how often does this happens?", ">\n\nAgain?", ">\n\nIt’s even funnier the second time!!", ">\n\nPlease not with my stuff in it. Please.", ">\n\nBetween this and the other things happening around the world it's like watching the events of the past 2-3 years replaying themselves.", ">\n\n\n\nShip stuck at the Suez Canal ✅\n\n\nA high number of contagious tourists coming in from China ✅\n\n\nA defeated president's supporters storm a country's government buildings ✅\n\n\nYep, sounds familiar alright.", ">\n\nHistory repeats, no one learns from the past.", ">\n\nI just heard someone say, \"History doesn't repeat itself, but it does rhyme.\"", ">\n\nTime is a circle from a view except it's more like a staircase. And there's a shake at certain parts. \nHating the trudge upwards and always going around.", ">\n\nVonnegut or mcconaughey?", ">\n\n\"Canal traffic is unaffected, the canal authority's chairman Osama Rabie said.\"", ">\n\nCanal authority is what I call it when my wife bosses me around", ">\n\nNo that one is without the C", ">\n\nNo, what you mean is when the morning coffee takes control", ">\n\nHere we go again...\nWhat do we do with a drunken sailor? What do we do we do with a drunken sailor? What do we do with a drunken sailor, early in the morning?", ">\n\nThrow em in the brig until they're sober", ">\n\nFeed 'em to the hungry rats for dinner.", ">\n\nPut them in bed with the captain's daughter", ">\n\nHave you seen the captain’s daughter (early in the morning)?", ">\n\nShave his belly with a rusty razor", ">\n\n“Hey, I’ve seen this one! I’ve seen this one! This is a classic!”", ">\n\nWhat do you mean you’ve seen it, it’s brand new?", ">\n\nWhat’s a rerun?", ">\n\nWhat are you doing step-ship!?", ">\n\nIt doesn't take much with you people.", ">\n\nAhaa but you got the referrence still! 😆", ">\n\nNot again.", ">\n\nWhat next, a bowl of petunias?", ">\n\ndunno, time to start eating a bat's soup from a chinese wetmarket", ">\n\nAgain!?", ">\n\nHooray! Worldwide commerce meltdown again! Oh, wait, no, that one is bad...", ">\n\nYeah hopefully it gets resolved quick, more supply chain issues are not what we need right now", ">\n\nA quick scan of the article says it doesn't affect traffic.... I know reading isn't fun though.", ">\n\nIt has now been cleared!", ">\n\nDammit, again?", ">\n\nYES! THEY PUT IT BACK!!!", ">\n\nSounds like no one read the article... They were able to get the ship unstuck, and it didn't sound like it caused any blockage. So nothing to worry about, and nothing like the last blockage.", ">\n\nThis should be interesting, 2023 off to a good start :)", ">\n\nLooks like a lousy remake of couple of previous years...", ">\n\nI've already seen this season.", ">\n\n2023 writers getting lazy now.", ">\n\nI feel like I’ve heard this somewhere before…", ">\n\nIt has been resolved already: source", ">\n\nIt got up and left, why is everyone confused?", ">\n\nNobody asked for a sequel to Attack of the Crab Monsters (1957).", ">\n\nImagine the captains face right now though. Just think. They all hope it won't be them, but it had to be someone.", ">\n\nHave we even recover from the last?", ">\n\nI already saw this episode…", ">\n\nLet's gooooo.", ">\n\n*again", ">\n\nWell this year is off to a GREAT start.", ">\n\nI’lll just leave this here.", ">\n\nThank you", ">\n\na.s.h.w.g.a.", ">\n\n\"All we had to do was follow the damn train CJ\"", ">\n\nGreat, now I will have to wait even longer for my container full of rubber dog poo", ">\n\nThis new is breaking!", ">\n\nDeja Vu anyone?", ">\n\nAgain?", ">\n\nNot again", ">\n\n:( why did it have to be a Ukrainian grain ship … they need the god damn money and the world needs their god damn grain .", ">\n\nAnd why does China need Ukrainian grain?", ">\n\nSo people dont starve ?", ">\n\nI didn't realize that such a massive industrial country as China needs grain import to not starve.", ">\n\nCombined ukraine and russia i believe grow 80% of the worlds grain .", ">\n\nFrom the article: “It is currently unclear to what extent canal traffic is affected.”\nPretty sure that means it is badly affected.", ">\n\nAlso from the article:\n\nCanal traffic is unaffected, the canal authority's chairman Osama Rabie said.", ">\n\nIm not even lying, they changed/updated the article and now its 4x as long with much more info. Thanks.", ">\n\nI actually thought something like that happened. I don't think you're lying! I mean, that would be a weird thing to lie about.", ">\n\nThese idiots can't captain ships for shit", ">\n\nUkraine still exporting to China . Unfuckin real", ">\n\nFor f sake can the US just pay Egypt to build a fing second line already. Pretty sure the US could have paid Egypt to build 12 canals from the last wreck and now here we are again. Seriously Egypt doesn't have the money so just pay for it already so we don't have months long shipping crisis every year.", ">\n\nThis ignores both the history of the existing canal and the current megaprojects unfolding in egypt", ">\n\nWe've got another one, folks! 🎉🎉🎉🎉 (On a serious note, FOR FUCK'S SAKE!)", ">\n\nOh god please, Not again.", ">\n\nI bet my new tote bag was on there.", ">\n\nOn a ship carrying grain from Ukraine to China?", ">\n\n\nCanal traffic is unaffected, the canal authority's chairman Osama Rabie said.", ">\n\nIt’s like deja vu all over again.", ">\n\nAgain?", ">\n\nJesus, not again.", ">\n\noh no... not again.", ">\n\nhaha, yes!\nround 2", ">\n\nOkay, who decided to put history on loop?", ">\n\nCan anyone linke some radar site for ships? So we can track how \"bad\" it is?", ">\n\nOh no, not again.", ">\n\nLet's gooooo!", ">\n\nWe don’t need no stinkin supply chain!", ">\n\nEvergreen 2?", ">\n\nThe name's the hint, innit", ">\n\nThis was a good episode of The Truman Show.", ">\n\nDe ja vu", ">\n\nLooks like they'll have to make it even wider for the influx of inexperienced shipping crews in the industry.", ">\n\nSeriously, how often does this happens?", ">\n\nIt’s even funnier the second time!!", ">\n\nPlease not with my stuff in it. Please.", ">\n\ncue Leonardo DiCaprio pointing meme", ">\n\ndidn't we do this already O.o" ]

[ "Here we go again...\nWhat do we do with a drunken sailor? What do we do we do with a drunken sailor? What do we do with a drunken sailor, early in the morning?", ">\n\nThrow em in the brig until they're sober", ">\n\nFeed 'em to the hungry rats for dinner.", ">\n\nAnd this is why I'll need to listen to the Drunken Whaler on repeat for some amount of time.", ">\n\nBetween this and the other things happening around the world it's like watching the events of the past 2-3 years replaying themselves.", ">\n\n\n\nSuez Canal blocked by a cargo ship ✅\n\n\nA high number of contagious tourists coming in from China ✅\n\n\nA defeated president's supporters storm a country's government buildings ✅\n\n\nYep, sounds familiar alright.", ">\n\nHistory repeats, no one learns from the past.", ">\n\nI just heard someone say, \"History doesn't repeat itself, but it does rhyme.\"", ">\n\nTime is a circle from a view except it's more like a staircase. And there's a shake at certain parts. \nHating the trudge upwards and always going around.", ">\n\nVonnegut or mcconaughey?", ">\n\n\"Canal traffic is unaffected, the canal authority's chairman Osama Rabie said.\"", ">\n\nCanal authority is what I call it when my wife bosses me around", ">\n\nNot again.", ">\n\nWhat next, a bowl of petunias?", ">\n\nWhat are you doing step-ship!?", ">\n\nI just need a quick tug.", ">\n\nHooray! Worldwide commerce meltdown again! Oh, wait, no, that one is bad...", ">\n\nSorry, no raises this year because that global thing that happened for a couple of days\n-Corporations", ">\n\nAlso, all of the products and services that aren't significantly impacted are going to receive price hikes regardless- which will stick around well-after the supply chain has normalized. Our ~~suckers~~ customers ~~are too dumb to notice~~ understand that our products and services have great value and we're always doing our best to stay competitive with the other sociopaths in the price-fixed industry.", ">\n\nDammit, again?", ">\n\n“Hey, I’ve seen this one! I’ve seen this one! This is a classic!”", ">\n\nAgain!?", ">\n\nYES! THEY PUT IT BACK!!!", ">\n\nImagine the captains face right now though. Just think. They all hope it won't be them, but it had to be someone.", ">\n\nI've already seen this season.", ">\n\n2023 writers getting lazy now.", ">\n\nI feel like I’ve heard this somewhere before…", ">\n\n:( why did it have to be a Ukrainian grain ship … they need the god damn money and the world needs their god damn grain .", ">\n\nAnd why does China need Ukrainian grain?", ">\n\nI’lll just leave this here.", ">\n\nThank you", ">\n\na.s.h.w.g.a.", ">\n\nThis should be interesting, 2023 off to a good start :)", ">\n\nLooks like a lousy remake of couple of previous years...", ">\n\nHave we even recover from the last?", ">\n\nI already saw this episode…", ">\n\nLet's gooooo.", ">\n\nThese idiots can't captain ships for shit", ">\n\nFrom the article: “It is currently unclear to what extent canal traffic is affected.”\nPretty sure that means it is badly affected.", ">\n\nAlso from the article:\n\nCanal traffic is unaffected, the canal authority's chairman Osama Rabie said.", ">\n\nIm not even lying, they changed/updated the article and now its 4x as long with much more info. Thanks.", ">\n\nI actually thought something like that happened. I don't think you're lying! I mean, that would be a weird thing to lie about.", ">\n\nFor f sake can the US just pay Egypt to build a fing second line already. Pretty sure the US could have paid Egypt to build 12 canals from the last wreck and now here we are again. Seriously Egypt doesn't have the money so just pay for it already so we don't have months long shipping crisis every year.", ">\n\nThis ignores both the history of the existing canal and the current megaprojects unfolding in egypt", ">\n\nWe've got another one, folks! 🎉🎉🎉🎉 (On a serious note, FOR FUCK'S SAKE!)", ">\n\nOh god please, Not again.", ">\n\nI bet my new tote bag was on there.", ">\n\nOn a ship carrying grain from Ukraine to China?", ">\n\n\nCanal traffic is unaffected, the canal authority's chairman Osama Rabie said.", ">\n\nIt’s like deja vu all over again.", ">\n\nAgain?", ">\n\nJesus, not again.", ">\n\noh no... not again.", ">\n\nhaha, yes!\nround 2", ">\n\nOkay, who decided to put history on loop?", ">\n\nCan anyone linke some radar site for ships? So we can track how \"bad\" it is?", ">\n\nOh no, not again.", ">\n\nLet's gooooo!", ">\n\nWe don’t need no stinkin supply chain!", ">\n\nEvergreen 2?", ">\n\nThis was a good episode of The Truman Show.", ">\n\nUkraine still exporting to China . Unfuckin real", ">\n\nGreat, now I will have to wait even longer for my container full of rubber dog poo", ">\n\nHere we go again...\nWhat do we do with a drunken sailor? What do we do we do with a drunken sailor? What do we do with a drunken sailor, early in the morning?", ">\n\nThrow em in the brig until they're sober", ">\n\nFeed 'em to the hungry rats for dinner.", ">\n\nPut them in bed with the captain's daughter", ">\n\nHave you seen the captain’s daughter (early in the morning)?", ">\n\nSober?", ">\n\nBetween this and the other things happening around the world it's like watching the events of the past 2-3 years replaying themselves.", ">\n\n\n\nShip stuck at the Suez Canal ✅\n\n\nA high number of contagious tourists coming in from China ✅\n\n\nA defeated president's supporters storm a country's government buildings ✅\n\n\nYep, sounds familiar alright.", ">\n\nHistory repeats, no one learns from the past.", ">\n\nI just heard someone say, \"History doesn't repeat itself, but it does rhyme.\"", ">\n\nRepeat Rap Battles of History! \n2020! Vs! 2023!\nBEGIN!", ">\n\nGreat now I gotta go listen to 40 ERBoH videos", ">\n\n\"Canal traffic is unaffected, the canal authority's chairman Osama Rabie said.\"", ">\n\nCanal authority is what I call it when my wife bosses me around", ">\n\nNo that one is without the C", ">\n\nNo, what you mean is when the morning coffee takes control", ">\n\nNot again.", ">\n\nWhat next, a bowl of petunias?", ">\n\n“Hey, I’ve seen this one! I’ve seen this one! This is a classic!”", ">\n\nWhat do you mean you’ve seen it, it’s brand new?", ">\n\nWhat are you doing step-ship!?", ">\n\nI just need a quick tug.", ">\n\nAgain!?", ">\n\nHooray! Worldwide commerce meltdown again! Oh, wait, no, that one is bad...", ">\n\nSorry, no raises this year because that global thing that happened for a couple of days\n-Corporations", ">\n\nAlso, all of the products and services that aren't significantly impacted are going to receive price hikes regardless- which will stick around well-after the supply chain has normalized. Our ~~suckers~~ customers ~~are too dumb to notice~~ understand that our products and services have great value and we're always doing our best to stay competitive with the other sociopaths in the price-fixed industry.", ">\n\nDammit, again?", ">\n\nYES! THEY PUT IT BACK!!!", ">\n\nThis should be interesting, 2023 off to a good start :)", ">\n\nLooks like a lousy remake of couple of previous years...", ">\n\nI've already seen this season.", ">\n\nI feel like I’ve heard this somewhere before…", ">\n\nSounds like no one read the article... They were able to get the ship unstuck, and it didn't sound like it caused any blockage. So nothing to worry about, and nothing like the last blockage.", ">\n\nImagine the captains face right now though. Just think. They all hope it won't be them, but it had to be someone.", ">\n\n2023 writers getting lazy now.", ">\n\nHave we even recover from the last?", ">\n\nI already saw this episode…", ">\n\nIt got up and left, why is everyone confused?", ">\n\nNobody asked for a sequel to Attack of the Crab Monsters (1957).", ">\n\nI’lll just leave this here.", ">\n\nThank you", ">\n\na.s.h.w.g.a.", ">\n\nLet's gooooo.", ">\n\nGreat, now I will have to wait even longer for my container full of rubber dog poo", ">\n\nIt has been resolved already: source", ">\n\nThis new is breaking!", ">\n\n*again", ">\n\nWell this year is off to a GREAT start.", ">\n\n:( why did it have to be a Ukrainian grain ship … they need the god damn money and the world needs their god damn grain .", ">\n\nAnd why does China need Ukrainian grain?", ">\n\nSo people dont starve ?", ">\n\nI didn't realize that such a massive industrial country as China needs grain import to not starve.", ">\n\nFrom the article: “It is currently unclear to what extent canal traffic is affected.”\nPretty sure that means it is badly affected.", ">\n\nAlso from the article:\n\nCanal traffic is unaffected, the canal authority's chairman Osama Rabie said.", ">\n\nIm not even lying, they changed/updated the article and now its 4x as long with much more info. Thanks.", ">\n\nI actually thought something like that happened. I don't think you're lying! I mean, that would be a weird thing to lie about.", ">\n\nThese idiots can't captain ships for shit", ">\n\nUkraine still exporting to China . Unfuckin real", ">\n\nFor f sake can the US just pay Egypt to build a fing second line already. Pretty sure the US could have paid Egypt to build 12 canals from the last wreck and now here we are again. Seriously Egypt doesn't have the money so just pay for it already so we don't have months long shipping crisis every year.", ">\n\nThis ignores both the history of the existing canal and the current megaprojects unfolding in egypt", ">\n\nWe've got another one, folks! 🎉🎉🎉🎉 (On a serious note, FOR FUCK'S SAKE!)", ">\n\nOh god please, Not again.", ">\n\nI bet my new tote bag was on there.", ">\n\nOn a ship carrying grain from Ukraine to China?", ">\n\n\nCanal traffic is unaffected, the canal authority's chairman Osama Rabie said.", ">\n\nIt’s like deja vu all over again.", ">\n\nAgain?", ">\n\nJesus, not again.", ">\n\noh no... not again.", ">\n\nhaha, yes!\nround 2", ">\n\nOkay, who decided to put history on loop?", ">\n\nCan anyone linke some radar site for ships? So we can track how \"bad\" it is?", ">\n\nOh no, not again.", ">\n\nLet's gooooo!", ">\n\nWe don’t need no stinkin supply chain!", ">\n\nEvergreen 2?", ">\n\nThis was a good episode of The Truman Show.", ">\n\nDe ja vu", ">\n\nLooks like they'll have to make it even wider for the influx of inexperienced shipping crews in the industry.", ">\n\nDeja Vu anyone?", ">\n\nSeriously, how often does this happens?", ">\n\nAgain?", ">\n\nIt’s even funnier the second time!!", ">\n\nPlease not with my stuff in it. Please.", ">\n\nBetween this and the other things happening around the world it's like watching the events of the past 2-3 years replaying themselves.", ">\n\n\n\nShip stuck at the Suez Canal ✅\n\n\nA high number of contagious tourists coming in from China ✅\n\n\nA defeated president's supporters storm a country's government buildings ✅\n\n\nYep, sounds familiar alright.", ">\n\nHistory repeats, no one learns from the past.", ">\n\nI just heard someone say, \"History doesn't repeat itself, but it does rhyme.\"", ">\n\nTime is a circle from a view except it's more like a staircase. And there's a shake at certain parts. \nHating the trudge upwards and always going around.", ">\n\nVonnegut or mcconaughey?", ">\n\n\"Canal traffic is unaffected, the canal authority's chairman Osama Rabie said.\"", ">\n\nCanal authority is what I call it when my wife bosses me around", ">\n\nNo that one is without the C", ">\n\nNo, what you mean is when the morning coffee takes control", ">\n\nHere we go again...\nWhat do we do with a drunken sailor? What do we do we do with a drunken sailor? What do we do with a drunken sailor, early in the morning?", ">\n\nThrow em in the brig until they're sober", ">\n\nFeed 'em to the hungry rats for dinner.", ">\n\nPut them in bed with the captain's daughter", ">\n\nHave you seen the captain’s daughter (early in the morning)?", ">\n\nShave his belly with a rusty razor", ">\n\n“Hey, I’ve seen this one! I’ve seen this one! This is a classic!”", ">\n\nWhat do you mean you’ve seen it, it’s brand new?", ">\n\nWhat’s a rerun?", ">\n\nWhat are you doing step-ship!?", ">\n\nIt doesn't take much with you people.", ">\n\nAhaa but you got the referrence still! 😆", ">\n\nNot again.", ">\n\nWhat next, a bowl of petunias?", ">\n\ndunno, time to start eating a bat's soup from a chinese wetmarket", ">\n\nAgain!?", ">\n\nHooray! Worldwide commerce meltdown again! Oh, wait, no, that one is bad...", ">\n\nYeah hopefully it gets resolved quick, more supply chain issues are not what we need right now", ">\n\nA quick scan of the article says it doesn't affect traffic.... I know reading isn't fun though.", ">\n\nIt has now been cleared!", ">\n\nDammit, again?", ">\n\nYES! THEY PUT IT BACK!!!", ">\n\nSounds like no one read the article... They were able to get the ship unstuck, and it didn't sound like it caused any blockage. So nothing to worry about, and nothing like the last blockage.", ">\n\nThis should be interesting, 2023 off to a good start :)", ">\n\nLooks like a lousy remake of couple of previous years...", ">\n\nI've already seen this season.", ">\n\n2023 writers getting lazy now.", ">\n\nI feel like I’ve heard this somewhere before…", ">\n\nIt has been resolved already: source", ">\n\nIt got up and left, why is everyone confused?", ">\n\nNobody asked for a sequel to Attack of the Crab Monsters (1957).", ">\n\nImagine the captains face right now though. Just think. They all hope it won't be them, but it had to be someone.", ">\n\nHave we even recover from the last?", ">\n\nI already saw this episode…", ">\n\nLet's gooooo.", ">\n\n*again", ">\n\nWell this year is off to a GREAT start.", ">\n\nI’lll just leave this here.", ">\n\nThank you", ">\n\na.s.h.w.g.a.", ">\n\n\"All we had to do was follow the damn train CJ\"", ">\n\nGreat, now I will have to wait even longer for my container full of rubber dog poo", ">\n\nThis new is breaking!", ">\n\nDeja Vu anyone?", ">\n\nAgain?", ">\n\nNot again", ">\n\n:( why did it have to be a Ukrainian grain ship … they need the god damn money and the world needs their god damn grain .", ">\n\nAnd why does China need Ukrainian grain?", ">\n\nSo people dont starve ?", ">\n\nI didn't realize that such a massive industrial country as China needs grain import to not starve.", ">\n\nCombined ukraine and russia i believe grow 80% of the worlds grain .", ">\n\nFrom the article: “It is currently unclear to what extent canal traffic is affected.”\nPretty sure that means it is badly affected.", ">\n\nAlso from the article:\n\nCanal traffic is unaffected, the canal authority's chairman Osama Rabie said.", ">\n\nIm not even lying, they changed/updated the article and now its 4x as long with much more info. Thanks.", ">\n\nI actually thought something like that happened. I don't think you're lying! I mean, that would be a weird thing to lie about.", ">\n\nThese idiots can't captain ships for shit", ">\n\nUkraine still exporting to China . Unfuckin real", ">\n\nFor f sake can the US just pay Egypt to build a fing second line already. Pretty sure the US could have paid Egypt to build 12 canals from the last wreck and now here we are again. Seriously Egypt doesn't have the money so just pay for it already so we don't have months long shipping crisis every year.", ">\n\nThis ignores both the history of the existing canal and the current megaprojects unfolding in egypt", ">\n\nWe've got another one, folks! 🎉🎉🎉🎉 (On a serious note, FOR FUCK'S SAKE!)", ">\n\nOh god please, Not again.", ">\n\nI bet my new tote bag was on there.", ">\n\nOn a ship carrying grain from Ukraine to China?", ">\n\n\nCanal traffic is unaffected, the canal authority's chairman Osama Rabie said.", ">\n\nIt’s like deja vu all over again.", ">\n\nAgain?", ">\n\nJesus, not again.", ">\n\noh no... not again.", ">\n\nhaha, yes!\nround 2", ">\n\nOkay, who decided to put history on loop?", ">\n\nCan anyone linke some radar site for ships? So we can track how \"bad\" it is?", ">\n\nOh no, not again.", ">\n\nLet's gooooo!", ">\n\nWe don’t need no stinkin supply chain!", ">\n\nEvergreen 2?", ">\n\nThe name's the hint, innit", ">\n\nThis was a good episode of The Truman Show.", ">\n\nDe ja vu", ">\n\nLooks like they'll have to make it even wider for the influx of inexperienced shipping crews in the industry.", ">\n\nSeriously, how often does this happens?", ">\n\nIt’s even funnier the second time!!", ">\n\nPlease not with my stuff in it. Please.", ">\n\ncue Leonardo DiCaprio pointing meme", ">\n\ndidn't we do this already O.o", ">\n\nEver blocked is the name of the ship" ]

[ "Here we go again...\nWhat do we do with a drunken sailor? What do we do we do with a drunken sailor? What do we do with a drunken sailor, early in the morning?", ">\n\nThrow em in the brig until they're sober", ">\n\nFeed 'em to the hungry rats for dinner.", ">\n\nAnd this is why I'll need to listen to the Drunken Whaler on repeat for some amount of time.", ">\n\nBetween this and the other things happening around the world it's like watching the events of the past 2-3 years replaying themselves.", ">\n\n\n\nSuez Canal blocked by a cargo ship ✅\n\n\nA high number of contagious tourists coming in from China ✅\n\n\nA defeated president's supporters storm a country's government buildings ✅\n\n\nYep, sounds familiar alright.", ">\n\nHistory repeats, no one learns from the past.", ">\n\nI just heard someone say, \"History doesn't repeat itself, but it does rhyme.\"", ">\n\nTime is a circle from a view except it's more like a staircase. And there's a shake at certain parts. \nHating the trudge upwards and always going around.", ">\n\nVonnegut or mcconaughey?", ">\n\n\"Canal traffic is unaffected, the canal authority's chairman Osama Rabie said.\"", ">\n\nCanal authority is what I call it when my wife bosses me around", ">\n\nNot again.", ">\n\nWhat next, a bowl of petunias?", ">\n\nWhat are you doing step-ship!?", ">\n\nI just need a quick tug.", ">\n\nHooray! Worldwide commerce meltdown again! Oh, wait, no, that one is bad...", ">\n\nSorry, no raises this year because that global thing that happened for a couple of days\n-Corporations", ">\n\nAlso, all of the products and services that aren't significantly impacted are going to receive price hikes regardless- which will stick around well-after the supply chain has normalized. Our ~~suckers~~ customers ~~are too dumb to notice~~ understand that our products and services have great value and we're always doing our best to stay competitive with the other sociopaths in the price-fixed industry.", ">\n\nDammit, again?", ">\n\n“Hey, I’ve seen this one! I’ve seen this one! This is a classic!”", ">\n\nAgain!?", ">\n\nYES! THEY PUT IT BACK!!!", ">\n\nImagine the captains face right now though. Just think. They all hope it won't be them, but it had to be someone.", ">\n\nI've already seen this season.", ">\n\n2023 writers getting lazy now.", ">\n\nI feel like I’ve heard this somewhere before…", ">\n\n:( why did it have to be a Ukrainian grain ship … they need the god damn money and the world needs their god damn grain .", ">\n\nAnd why does China need Ukrainian grain?", ">\n\nI’lll just leave this here.", ">\n\nThank you", ">\n\na.s.h.w.g.a.", ">\n\nThis should be interesting, 2023 off to a good start :)", ">\n\nLooks like a lousy remake of couple of previous years...", ">\n\nHave we even recover from the last?", ">\n\nI already saw this episode…", ">\n\nLet's gooooo.", ">\n\nThese idiots can't captain ships for shit", ">\n\nFrom the article: “It is currently unclear to what extent canal traffic is affected.”\nPretty sure that means it is badly affected.", ">\n\nAlso from the article:\n\nCanal traffic is unaffected, the canal authority's chairman Osama Rabie said.", ">\n\nIm not even lying, they changed/updated the article and now its 4x as long with much more info. Thanks.", ">\n\nI actually thought something like that happened. I don't think you're lying! I mean, that would be a weird thing to lie about.", ">\n\nFor f sake can the US just pay Egypt to build a fing second line already. Pretty sure the US could have paid Egypt to build 12 canals from the last wreck and now here we are again. Seriously Egypt doesn't have the money so just pay for it already so we don't have months long shipping crisis every year.", ">\n\nThis ignores both the history of the existing canal and the current megaprojects unfolding in egypt", ">\n\nWe've got another one, folks! 🎉🎉🎉🎉 (On a serious note, FOR FUCK'S SAKE!)", ">\n\nOh god please, Not again.", ">\n\nI bet my new tote bag was on there.", ">\n\nOn a ship carrying grain from Ukraine to China?", ">\n\n\nCanal traffic is unaffected, the canal authority's chairman Osama Rabie said.", ">\n\nIt’s like deja vu all over again.", ">\n\nAgain?", ">\n\nJesus, not again.", ">\n\noh no... not again.", ">\n\nhaha, yes!\nround 2", ">\n\nOkay, who decided to put history on loop?", ">\n\nCan anyone linke some radar site for ships? So we can track how \"bad\" it is?", ">\n\nOh no, not again.", ">\n\nLet's gooooo!", ">\n\nWe don’t need no stinkin supply chain!", ">\n\nEvergreen 2?", ">\n\nThis was a good episode of The Truman Show.", ">\n\nUkraine still exporting to China . Unfuckin real", ">\n\nGreat, now I will have to wait even longer for my container full of rubber dog poo", ">\n\nHere we go again...\nWhat do we do with a drunken sailor? What do we do we do with a drunken sailor? What do we do with a drunken sailor, early in the morning?", ">\n\nThrow em in the brig until they're sober", ">\n\nFeed 'em to the hungry rats for dinner.", ">\n\nPut them in bed with the captain's daughter", ">\n\nHave you seen the captain’s daughter (early in the morning)?", ">\n\nSober?", ">\n\nBetween this and the other things happening around the world it's like watching the events of the past 2-3 years replaying themselves.", ">\n\n\n\nShip stuck at the Suez Canal ✅\n\n\nA high number of contagious tourists coming in from China ✅\n\n\nA defeated president's supporters storm a country's government buildings ✅\n\n\nYep, sounds familiar alright.", ">\n\nHistory repeats, no one learns from the past.", ">\n\nI just heard someone say, \"History doesn't repeat itself, but it does rhyme.\"", ">\n\nRepeat Rap Battles of History! \n2020! Vs! 2023!\nBEGIN!", ">\n\nGreat now I gotta go listen to 40 ERBoH videos", ">\n\n\"Canal traffic is unaffected, the canal authority's chairman Osama Rabie said.\"", ">\n\nCanal authority is what I call it when my wife bosses me around", ">\n\nNo that one is without the C", ">\n\nNo, what you mean is when the morning coffee takes control", ">\n\nNot again.", ">\n\nWhat next, a bowl of petunias?", ">\n\n“Hey, I’ve seen this one! I’ve seen this one! This is a classic!”", ">\n\nWhat do you mean you’ve seen it, it’s brand new?", ">\n\nWhat are you doing step-ship!?", ">\n\nI just need a quick tug.", ">\n\nAgain!?", ">\n\nHooray! Worldwide commerce meltdown again! Oh, wait, no, that one is bad...", ">\n\nSorry, no raises this year because that global thing that happened for a couple of days\n-Corporations", ">\n\nAlso, all of the products and services that aren't significantly impacted are going to receive price hikes regardless- which will stick around well-after the supply chain has normalized. Our ~~suckers~~ customers ~~are too dumb to notice~~ understand that our products and services have great value and we're always doing our best to stay competitive with the other sociopaths in the price-fixed industry.", ">\n\nDammit, again?", ">\n\nYES! THEY PUT IT BACK!!!", ">\n\nThis should be interesting, 2023 off to a good start :)", ">\n\nLooks like a lousy remake of couple of previous years...", ">\n\nI've already seen this season.", ">\n\nI feel like I’ve heard this somewhere before…", ">\n\nSounds like no one read the article... They were able to get the ship unstuck, and it didn't sound like it caused any blockage. So nothing to worry about, and nothing like the last blockage.", ">\n\nImagine the captains face right now though. Just think. They all hope it won't be them, but it had to be someone.", ">\n\n2023 writers getting lazy now.", ">\n\nHave we even recover from the last?", ">\n\nI already saw this episode…", ">\n\nIt got up and left, why is everyone confused?", ">\n\nNobody asked for a sequel to Attack of the Crab Monsters (1957).", ">\n\nI’lll just leave this here.", ">\n\nThank you", ">\n\na.s.h.w.g.a.", ">\n\nLet's gooooo.", ">\n\nGreat, now I will have to wait even longer for my container full of rubber dog poo", ">\n\nIt has been resolved already: source", ">\n\nThis new is breaking!", ">\n\n*again", ">\n\nWell this year is off to a GREAT start.", ">\n\n:( why did it have to be a Ukrainian grain ship … they need the god damn money and the world needs their god damn grain .", ">\n\nAnd why does China need Ukrainian grain?", ">\n\nSo people dont starve ?", ">\n\nI didn't realize that such a massive industrial country as China needs grain import to not starve.", ">\n\nFrom the article: “It is currently unclear to what extent canal traffic is affected.”\nPretty sure that means it is badly affected.", ">\n\nAlso from the article:\n\nCanal traffic is unaffected, the canal authority's chairman Osama Rabie said.", ">\n\nIm not even lying, they changed/updated the article and now its 4x as long with much more info. Thanks.", ">\n\nI actually thought something like that happened. I don't think you're lying! I mean, that would be a weird thing to lie about.", ">\n\nThese idiots can't captain ships for shit", ">\n\nUkraine still exporting to China . Unfuckin real", ">\n\nFor f sake can the US just pay Egypt to build a fing second line already. Pretty sure the US could have paid Egypt to build 12 canals from the last wreck and now here we are again. Seriously Egypt doesn't have the money so just pay for it already so we don't have months long shipping crisis every year.", ">\n\nThis ignores both the history of the existing canal and the current megaprojects unfolding in egypt", ">\n\nWe've got another one, folks! 🎉🎉🎉🎉 (On a serious note, FOR FUCK'S SAKE!)", ">\n\nOh god please, Not again.", ">\n\nI bet my new tote bag was on there.", ">\n\nOn a ship carrying grain from Ukraine to China?", ">\n\n\nCanal traffic is unaffected, the canal authority's chairman Osama Rabie said.", ">\n\nIt’s like deja vu all over again.", ">\n\nAgain?", ">\n\nJesus, not again.", ">\n\noh no... not again.", ">\n\nhaha, yes!\nround 2", ">\n\nOkay, who decided to put history on loop?", ">\n\nCan anyone linke some radar site for ships? So we can track how \"bad\" it is?", ">\n\nOh no, not again.", ">\n\nLet's gooooo!", ">\n\nWe don’t need no stinkin supply chain!", ">\n\nEvergreen 2?", ">\n\nThis was a good episode of The Truman Show.", ">\n\nDe ja vu", ">\n\nLooks like they'll have to make it even wider for the influx of inexperienced shipping crews in the industry.", ">\n\nDeja Vu anyone?", ">\n\nSeriously, how often does this happens?", ">\n\nAgain?", ">\n\nIt’s even funnier the second time!!", ">\n\nPlease not with my stuff in it. Please.", ">\n\nBetween this and the other things happening around the world it's like watching the events of the past 2-3 years replaying themselves.", ">\n\n\n\nShip stuck at the Suez Canal ✅\n\n\nA high number of contagious tourists coming in from China ✅\n\n\nA defeated president's supporters storm a country's government buildings ✅\n\n\nYep, sounds familiar alright.", ">\n\nHistory repeats, no one learns from the past.", ">\n\nI just heard someone say, \"History doesn't repeat itself, but it does rhyme.\"", ">\n\nTime is a circle from a view except it's more like a staircase. And there's a shake at certain parts. \nHating the trudge upwards and always going around.", ">\n\nVonnegut or mcconaughey?", ">\n\n\"Canal traffic is unaffected, the canal authority's chairman Osama Rabie said.\"", ">\n\nCanal authority is what I call it when my wife bosses me around", ">\n\nNo that one is without the C", ">\n\nNo, what you mean is when the morning coffee takes control", ">\n\nHere we go again...\nWhat do we do with a drunken sailor? What do we do we do with a drunken sailor? What do we do with a drunken sailor, early in the morning?", ">\n\nThrow em in the brig until they're sober", ">\n\nFeed 'em to the hungry rats for dinner.", ">\n\nPut them in bed with the captain's daughter", ">\n\nHave you seen the captain’s daughter (early in the morning)?", ">\n\nShave his belly with a rusty razor", ">\n\n“Hey, I’ve seen this one! I’ve seen this one! This is a classic!”", ">\n\nWhat do you mean you’ve seen it, it’s brand new?", ">\n\nWhat’s a rerun?", ">\n\nWhat are you doing step-ship!?", ">\n\nIt doesn't take much with you people.", ">\n\nAhaa but you got the referrence still! 😆", ">\n\nNot again.", ">\n\nWhat next, a bowl of petunias?", ">\n\ndunno, time to start eating a bat's soup from a chinese wetmarket", ">\n\nAgain!?", ">\n\nHooray! Worldwide commerce meltdown again! Oh, wait, no, that one is bad...", ">\n\nYeah hopefully it gets resolved quick, more supply chain issues are not what we need right now", ">\n\nA quick scan of the article says it doesn't affect traffic.... I know reading isn't fun though.", ">\n\nIt has now been cleared!", ">\n\nDammit, again?", ">\n\nYES! THEY PUT IT BACK!!!", ">\n\nSounds like no one read the article... They were able to get the ship unstuck, and it didn't sound like it caused any blockage. So nothing to worry about, and nothing like the last blockage.", ">\n\nThis should be interesting, 2023 off to a good start :)", ">\n\nLooks like a lousy remake of couple of previous years...", ">\n\nI've already seen this season.", ">\n\n2023 writers getting lazy now.", ">\n\nI feel like I’ve heard this somewhere before…", ">\n\nIt has been resolved already: source", ">\n\nIt got up and left, why is everyone confused?", ">\n\nNobody asked for a sequel to Attack of the Crab Monsters (1957).", ">\n\nImagine the captains face right now though. Just think. They all hope it won't be them, but it had to be someone.", ">\n\nHave we even recover from the last?", ">\n\nI already saw this episode…", ">\n\nLet's gooooo.", ">\n\n*again", ">\n\nWell this year is off to a GREAT start.", ">\n\nI’lll just leave this here.", ">\n\nThank you", ">\n\na.s.h.w.g.a.", ">\n\n\"All we had to do was follow the damn train CJ\"", ">\n\nGreat, now I will have to wait even longer for my container full of rubber dog poo", ">\n\nThis new is breaking!", ">\n\nDeja Vu anyone?", ">\n\nAgain?", ">\n\nNot again", ">\n\n:( why did it have to be a Ukrainian grain ship … they need the god damn money and the world needs their god damn grain .", ">\n\nAnd why does China need Ukrainian grain?", ">\n\nSo people dont starve ?", ">\n\nI didn't realize that such a massive industrial country as China needs grain import to not starve.", ">\n\nCombined ukraine and russia i believe grow 80% of the worlds grain .", ">\n\nFrom the article: “It is currently unclear to what extent canal traffic is affected.”\nPretty sure that means it is badly affected.", ">\n\nAlso from the article:\n\nCanal traffic is unaffected, the canal authority's chairman Osama Rabie said.", ">\n\nIm not even lying, they changed/updated the article and now its 4x as long with much more info. Thanks.", ">\n\nI actually thought something like that happened. I don't think you're lying! I mean, that would be a weird thing to lie about.", ">\n\nThese idiots can't captain ships for shit", ">\n\nUkraine still exporting to China . Unfuckin real", ">\n\nFor f sake can the US just pay Egypt to build a fing second line already. Pretty sure the US could have paid Egypt to build 12 canals from the last wreck and now here we are again. Seriously Egypt doesn't have the money so just pay for it already so we don't have months long shipping crisis every year.", ">\n\nThis ignores both the history of the existing canal and the current megaprojects unfolding in egypt", ">\n\nWe've got another one, folks! 🎉🎉🎉🎉 (On a serious note, FOR FUCK'S SAKE!)", ">\n\nOh god please, Not again.", ">\n\nI bet my new tote bag was on there.", ">\n\nOn a ship carrying grain from Ukraine to China?", ">\n\n\nCanal traffic is unaffected, the canal authority's chairman Osama Rabie said.", ">\n\nIt’s like deja vu all over again.", ">\n\nAgain?", ">\n\nJesus, not again.", ">\n\noh no... not again.", ">\n\nhaha, yes!\nround 2", ">\n\nOkay, who decided to put history on loop?", ">\n\nCan anyone linke some radar site for ships? So we can track how \"bad\" it is?", ">\n\nOh no, not again.", ">\n\nLet's gooooo!", ">\n\nWe don’t need no stinkin supply chain!", ">\n\nEvergreen 2?", ">\n\nThe name's the hint, innit", ">\n\nThis was a good episode of The Truman Show.", ">\n\nDe ja vu", ">\n\nLooks like they'll have to make it even wider for the influx of inexperienced shipping crews in the industry.", ">\n\nSeriously, how often does this happens?", ">\n\nIt’s even funnier the second time!!", ">\n\nPlease not with my stuff in it. Please.", ">\n\ncue Leonardo DiCaprio pointing meme", ">\n\ndidn't we do this already O.o", ">\n\nEver blocked is the name of the ship", ">\n\nIt would be funny if it was the same captain." ]

[ "Here we go again...\nWhat do we do with a drunken sailor? What do we do we do with a drunken sailor? What do we do with a drunken sailor, early in the morning?", ">\n\nThrow em in the brig until they're sober", ">\n\nFeed 'em to the hungry rats for dinner.", ">\n\nAnd this is why I'll need to listen to the Drunken Whaler on repeat for some amount of time.", ">\n\nBetween this and the other things happening around the world it's like watching the events of the past 2-3 years replaying themselves.", ">\n\n\n\nSuez Canal blocked by a cargo ship ✅\n\n\nA high number of contagious tourists coming in from China ✅\n\n\nA defeated president's supporters storm a country's government buildings ✅\n\n\nYep, sounds familiar alright.", ">\n\nHistory repeats, no one learns from the past.", ">\n\nI just heard someone say, \"History doesn't repeat itself, but it does rhyme.\"", ">\n\nTime is a circle from a view except it's more like a staircase. And there's a shake at certain parts. \nHating the trudge upwards and always going around.", ">\n\nVonnegut or mcconaughey?", ">\n\n\"Canal traffic is unaffected, the canal authority's chairman Osama Rabie said.\"", ">\n\nCanal authority is what I call it when my wife bosses me around", ">\n\nNot again.", ">\n\nWhat next, a bowl of petunias?", ">\n\nWhat are you doing step-ship!?", ">\n\nI just need a quick tug.", ">\n\nHooray! Worldwide commerce meltdown again! Oh, wait, no, that one is bad...", ">\n\nSorry, no raises this year because that global thing that happened for a couple of days\n-Corporations", ">\n\nAlso, all of the products and services that aren't significantly impacted are going to receive price hikes regardless- which will stick around well-after the supply chain has normalized. Our ~~suckers~~ customers ~~are too dumb to notice~~ understand that our products and services have great value and we're always doing our best to stay competitive with the other sociopaths in the price-fixed industry.", ">\n\nDammit, again?", ">\n\n“Hey, I’ve seen this one! I’ve seen this one! This is a classic!”", ">\n\nAgain!?", ">\n\nYES! THEY PUT IT BACK!!!", ">\n\nImagine the captains face right now though. Just think. They all hope it won't be them, but it had to be someone.", ">\n\nI've already seen this season.", ">\n\n2023 writers getting lazy now.", ">\n\nI feel like I’ve heard this somewhere before…", ">\n\n:( why did it have to be a Ukrainian grain ship … they need the god damn money and the world needs their god damn grain .", ">\n\nAnd why does China need Ukrainian grain?", ">\n\nI’lll just leave this here.", ">\n\nThank you", ">\n\na.s.h.w.g.a.", ">\n\nThis should be interesting, 2023 off to a good start :)", ">\n\nLooks like a lousy remake of couple of previous years...", ">\n\nHave we even recover from the last?", ">\n\nI already saw this episode…", ">\n\nLet's gooooo.", ">\n\nThese idiots can't captain ships for shit", ">\n\nFrom the article: “It is currently unclear to what extent canal traffic is affected.”\nPretty sure that means it is badly affected.", ">\n\nAlso from the article:\n\nCanal traffic is unaffected, the canal authority's chairman Osama Rabie said.", ">\n\nIm not even lying, they changed/updated the article and now its 4x as long with much more info. Thanks.", ">\n\nI actually thought something like that happened. I don't think you're lying! I mean, that would be a weird thing to lie about.", ">\n\nFor f sake can the US just pay Egypt to build a fing second line already. Pretty sure the US could have paid Egypt to build 12 canals from the last wreck and now here we are again. Seriously Egypt doesn't have the money so just pay for it already so we don't have months long shipping crisis every year.", ">\n\nThis ignores both the history of the existing canal and the current megaprojects unfolding in egypt", ">\n\nWe've got another one, folks! 🎉🎉🎉🎉 (On a serious note, FOR FUCK'S SAKE!)", ">\n\nOh god please, Not again.", ">\n\nI bet my new tote bag was on there.", ">\n\nOn a ship carrying grain from Ukraine to China?", ">\n\n\nCanal traffic is unaffected, the canal authority's chairman Osama Rabie said.", ">\n\nIt’s like deja vu all over again.", ">\n\nAgain?", ">\n\nJesus, not again.", ">\n\noh no... not again.", ">\n\nhaha, yes!\nround 2", ">\n\nOkay, who decided to put history on loop?", ">\n\nCan anyone linke some radar site for ships? So we can track how \"bad\" it is?", ">\n\nOh no, not again.", ">\n\nLet's gooooo!", ">\n\nWe don’t need no stinkin supply chain!", ">\n\nEvergreen 2?", ">\n\nThis was a good episode of The Truman Show.", ">\n\nUkraine still exporting to China . Unfuckin real", ">\n\nGreat, now I will have to wait even longer for my container full of rubber dog poo", ">\n\nHere we go again...\nWhat do we do with a drunken sailor? What do we do we do with a drunken sailor? What do we do with a drunken sailor, early in the morning?", ">\n\nThrow em in the brig until they're sober", ">\n\nFeed 'em to the hungry rats for dinner.", ">\n\nPut them in bed with the captain's daughter", ">\n\nHave you seen the captain’s daughter (early in the morning)?", ">\n\nSober?", ">\n\nBetween this and the other things happening around the world it's like watching the events of the past 2-3 years replaying themselves.", ">\n\n\n\nShip stuck at the Suez Canal ✅\n\n\nA high number of contagious tourists coming in from China ✅\n\n\nA defeated president's supporters storm a country's government buildings ✅\n\n\nYep, sounds familiar alright.", ">\n\nHistory repeats, no one learns from the past.", ">\n\nI just heard someone say, \"History doesn't repeat itself, but it does rhyme.\"", ">\n\nRepeat Rap Battles of History! \n2020! Vs! 2023!\nBEGIN!", ">\n\nGreat now I gotta go listen to 40 ERBoH videos", ">\n\n\"Canal traffic is unaffected, the canal authority's chairman Osama Rabie said.\"", ">\n\nCanal authority is what I call it when my wife bosses me around", ">\n\nNo that one is without the C", ">\n\nNo, what you mean is when the morning coffee takes control", ">\n\nNot again.", ">\n\nWhat next, a bowl of petunias?", ">\n\n“Hey, I’ve seen this one! I’ve seen this one! This is a classic!”", ">\n\nWhat do you mean you’ve seen it, it’s brand new?", ">\n\nWhat are you doing step-ship!?", ">\n\nI just need a quick tug.", ">\n\nAgain!?", ">\n\nHooray! Worldwide commerce meltdown again! Oh, wait, no, that one is bad...", ">\n\nSorry, no raises this year because that global thing that happened for a couple of days\n-Corporations", ">\n\nAlso, all of the products and services that aren't significantly impacted are going to receive price hikes regardless- which will stick around well-after the supply chain has normalized. Our ~~suckers~~ customers ~~are too dumb to notice~~ understand that our products and services have great value and we're always doing our best to stay competitive with the other sociopaths in the price-fixed industry.", ">\n\nDammit, again?", ">\n\nYES! THEY PUT IT BACK!!!", ">\n\nThis should be interesting, 2023 off to a good start :)", ">\n\nLooks like a lousy remake of couple of previous years...", ">\n\nI've already seen this season.", ">\n\nI feel like I’ve heard this somewhere before…", ">\n\nSounds like no one read the article... They were able to get the ship unstuck, and it didn't sound like it caused any blockage. So nothing to worry about, and nothing like the last blockage.", ">\n\nImagine the captains face right now though. Just think. They all hope it won't be them, but it had to be someone.", ">\n\n2023 writers getting lazy now.", ">\n\nHave we even recover from the last?", ">\n\nI already saw this episode…", ">\n\nIt got up and left, why is everyone confused?", ">\n\nNobody asked for a sequel to Attack of the Crab Monsters (1957).", ">\n\nI’lll just leave this here.", ">\n\nThank you", ">\n\na.s.h.w.g.a.", ">\n\nLet's gooooo.", ">\n\nGreat, now I will have to wait even longer for my container full of rubber dog poo", ">\n\nIt has been resolved already: source", ">\n\nThis new is breaking!", ">\n\n*again", ">\n\nWell this year is off to a GREAT start.", ">\n\n:( why did it have to be a Ukrainian grain ship … they need the god damn money and the world needs their god damn grain .", ">\n\nAnd why does China need Ukrainian grain?", ">\n\nSo people dont starve ?", ">\n\nI didn't realize that such a massive industrial country as China needs grain import to not starve.", ">\n\nFrom the article: “It is currently unclear to what extent canal traffic is affected.”\nPretty sure that means it is badly affected.", ">\n\nAlso from the article:\n\nCanal traffic is unaffected, the canal authority's chairman Osama Rabie said.", ">\n\nIm not even lying, they changed/updated the article and now its 4x as long with much more info. Thanks.", ">\n\nI actually thought something like that happened. I don't think you're lying! I mean, that would be a weird thing to lie about.", ">\n\nThese idiots can't captain ships for shit", ">\n\nUkraine still exporting to China . Unfuckin real", ">\n\nFor f sake can the US just pay Egypt to build a fing second line already. Pretty sure the US could have paid Egypt to build 12 canals from the last wreck and now here we are again. Seriously Egypt doesn't have the money so just pay for it already so we don't have months long shipping crisis every year.", ">\n\nThis ignores both the history of the existing canal and the current megaprojects unfolding in egypt", ">\n\nWe've got another one, folks! 🎉🎉🎉🎉 (On a serious note, FOR FUCK'S SAKE!)", ">\n\nOh god please, Not again.", ">\n\nI bet my new tote bag was on there.", ">\n\nOn a ship carrying grain from Ukraine to China?", ">\n\n\nCanal traffic is unaffected, the canal authority's chairman Osama Rabie said.", ">\n\nIt’s like deja vu all over again.", ">\n\nAgain?", ">\n\nJesus, not again.", ">\n\noh no... not again.", ">\n\nhaha, yes!\nround 2", ">\n\nOkay, who decided to put history on loop?", ">\n\nCan anyone linke some radar site for ships? So we can track how \"bad\" it is?", ">\n\nOh no, not again.", ">\n\nLet's gooooo!", ">\n\nWe don’t need no stinkin supply chain!", ">\n\nEvergreen 2?", ">\n\nThis was a good episode of The Truman Show.", ">\n\nDe ja vu", ">\n\nLooks like they'll have to make it even wider for the influx of inexperienced shipping crews in the industry.", ">\n\nDeja Vu anyone?", ">\n\nSeriously, how often does this happens?", ">\n\nAgain?", ">\n\nIt’s even funnier the second time!!", ">\n\nPlease not with my stuff in it. Please.", ">\n\nBetween this and the other things happening around the world it's like watching the events of the past 2-3 years replaying themselves.", ">\n\n\n\nShip stuck at the Suez Canal ✅\n\n\nA high number of contagious tourists coming in from China ✅\n\n\nA defeated president's supporters storm a country's government buildings ✅\n\n\nYep, sounds familiar alright.", ">\n\nHistory repeats, no one learns from the past.", ">\n\nI just heard someone say, \"History doesn't repeat itself, but it does rhyme.\"", ">\n\nTime is a circle from a view except it's more like a staircase. And there's a shake at certain parts. \nHating the trudge upwards and always going around.", ">\n\nVonnegut or mcconaughey?", ">\n\n\"Canal traffic is unaffected, the canal authority's chairman Osama Rabie said.\"", ">\n\nCanal authority is what I call it when my wife bosses me around", ">\n\nNo that one is without the C", ">\n\nNo, what you mean is when the morning coffee takes control", ">\n\nHere we go again...\nWhat do we do with a drunken sailor? What do we do we do with a drunken sailor? What do we do with a drunken sailor, early in the morning?", ">\n\nThrow em in the brig until they're sober", ">\n\nFeed 'em to the hungry rats for dinner.", ">\n\nPut them in bed with the captain's daughter", ">\n\nHave you seen the captain’s daughter (early in the morning)?", ">\n\nShave his belly with a rusty razor", ">\n\n“Hey, I’ve seen this one! I’ve seen this one! This is a classic!”", ">\n\nWhat do you mean you’ve seen it, it’s brand new?", ">\n\nWhat’s a rerun?", ">\n\nWhat are you doing step-ship!?", ">\n\nIt doesn't take much with you people.", ">\n\nAhaa but you got the referrence still! 😆", ">\n\nNot again.", ">\n\nWhat next, a bowl of petunias?", ">\n\ndunno, time to start eating a bat's soup from a chinese wetmarket", ">\n\nAgain!?", ">\n\nHooray! Worldwide commerce meltdown again! Oh, wait, no, that one is bad...", ">\n\nYeah hopefully it gets resolved quick, more supply chain issues are not what we need right now", ">\n\nA quick scan of the article says it doesn't affect traffic.... I know reading isn't fun though.", ">\n\nIt has now been cleared!", ">\n\nDammit, again?", ">\n\nYES! THEY PUT IT BACK!!!", ">\n\nSounds like no one read the article... They were able to get the ship unstuck, and it didn't sound like it caused any blockage. So nothing to worry about, and nothing like the last blockage.", ">\n\nThis should be interesting, 2023 off to a good start :)", ">\n\nLooks like a lousy remake of couple of previous years...", ">\n\nI've already seen this season.", ">\n\n2023 writers getting lazy now.", ">\n\nI feel like I’ve heard this somewhere before…", ">\n\nIt has been resolved already: source", ">\n\nIt got up and left, why is everyone confused?", ">\n\nNobody asked for a sequel to Attack of the Crab Monsters (1957).", ">\n\nImagine the captains face right now though. Just think. They all hope it won't be them, but it had to be someone.", ">\n\nHave we even recover from the last?", ">\n\nI already saw this episode…", ">\n\nLet's gooooo.", ">\n\n*again", ">\n\nWell this year is off to a GREAT start.", ">\n\nI’lll just leave this here.", ">\n\nThank you", ">\n\na.s.h.w.g.a.", ">\n\n\"All we had to do was follow the damn train CJ\"", ">\n\nGreat, now I will have to wait even longer for my container full of rubber dog poo", ">\n\nThis new is breaking!", ">\n\nDeja Vu anyone?", ">\n\nAgain?", ">\n\nNot again", ">\n\n:( why did it have to be a Ukrainian grain ship … they need the god damn money and the world needs their god damn grain .", ">\n\nAnd why does China need Ukrainian grain?", ">\n\nSo people dont starve ?", ">\n\nI didn't realize that such a massive industrial country as China needs grain import to not starve.", ">\n\nCombined ukraine and russia i believe grow 80% of the worlds grain .", ">\n\nFrom the article: “It is currently unclear to what extent canal traffic is affected.”\nPretty sure that means it is badly affected.", ">\n\nAlso from the article:\n\nCanal traffic is unaffected, the canal authority's chairman Osama Rabie said.", ">\n\nIm not even lying, they changed/updated the article and now its 4x as long with much more info. Thanks.", ">\n\nI actually thought something like that happened. I don't think you're lying! I mean, that would be a weird thing to lie about.", ">\n\nThese idiots can't captain ships for shit", ">\n\nUkraine still exporting to China . Unfuckin real", ">\n\nFor f sake can the US just pay Egypt to build a fing second line already. Pretty sure the US could have paid Egypt to build 12 canals from the last wreck and now here we are again. Seriously Egypt doesn't have the money so just pay for it already so we don't have months long shipping crisis every year.", ">\n\nThis ignores both the history of the existing canal and the current megaprojects unfolding in egypt", ">\n\nWe've got another one, folks! 🎉🎉🎉🎉 (On a serious note, FOR FUCK'S SAKE!)", ">\n\nOh god please, Not again.", ">\n\nI bet my new tote bag was on there.", ">\n\nOn a ship carrying grain from Ukraine to China?", ">\n\n\nCanal traffic is unaffected, the canal authority's chairman Osama Rabie said.", ">\n\nIt’s like deja vu all over again.", ">\n\nAgain?", ">\n\nJesus, not again.", ">\n\noh no... not again.", ">\n\nhaha, yes!\nround 2", ">\n\nOkay, who decided to put history on loop?", ">\n\nCan anyone linke some radar site for ships? So we can track how \"bad\" it is?", ">\n\nOh no, not again.", ">\n\nLet's gooooo!", ">\n\nWe don’t need no stinkin supply chain!", ">\n\nEvergreen 2?", ">\n\nThe name's the hint, innit", ">\n\nThis was a good episode of The Truman Show.", ">\n\nDe ja vu", ">\n\nLooks like they'll have to make it even wider for the influx of inexperienced shipping crews in the industry.", ">\n\nSeriously, how often does this happens?", ">\n\nIt’s even funnier the second time!!", ">\n\nPlease not with my stuff in it. Please.", ">\n\ncue Leonardo DiCaprio pointing meme", ">\n\ndidn't we do this already O.o", ">\n\nEver blocked is the name of the ship", ">\n\nIt would be funny if it was the same captain.", ">\n\nToo many annoying and unfunny comments in here. \nCan someone with some expertise explain why this seems to keep happening? I see this Ukraine grain vessel was already cleared but this seems to be common." ]

[ "Here we go again...\nWhat do we do with a drunken sailor? What do we do we do with a drunken sailor? What do we do with a drunken sailor, early in the morning?", ">\n\nThrow em in the brig until they're sober", ">\n\nFeed 'em to the hungry rats for dinner.", ">\n\nAnd this is why I'll need to listen to the Drunken Whaler on repeat for some amount of time.", ">\n\nBetween this and the other things happening around the world it's like watching the events of the past 2-3 years replaying themselves.", ">\n\n\n\nSuez Canal blocked by a cargo ship ✅\n\n\nA high number of contagious tourists coming in from China ✅\n\n\nA defeated president's supporters storm a country's government buildings ✅\n\n\nYep, sounds familiar alright.", ">\n\nHistory repeats, no one learns from the past.", ">\n\nI just heard someone say, \"History doesn't repeat itself, but it does rhyme.\"", ">\n\nTime is a circle from a view except it's more like a staircase. And there's a shake at certain parts. \nHating the trudge upwards and always going around.", ">\n\nVonnegut or mcconaughey?", ">\n\n\"Canal traffic is unaffected, the canal authority's chairman Osama Rabie said.\"", ">\n\nCanal authority is what I call it when my wife bosses me around", ">\n\nNot again.", ">\n\nWhat next, a bowl of petunias?", ">\n\nWhat are you doing step-ship!?", ">\n\nI just need a quick tug.", ">\n\nHooray! Worldwide commerce meltdown again! Oh, wait, no, that one is bad...", ">\n\nSorry, no raises this year because that global thing that happened for a couple of days\n-Corporations", ">\n\nAlso, all of the products and services that aren't significantly impacted are going to receive price hikes regardless- which will stick around well-after the supply chain has normalized. Our ~~suckers~~ customers ~~are too dumb to notice~~ understand that our products and services have great value and we're always doing our best to stay competitive with the other sociopaths in the price-fixed industry.", ">\n\nDammit, again?", ">\n\n“Hey, I’ve seen this one! I’ve seen this one! This is a classic!”", ">\n\nAgain!?", ">\n\nYES! THEY PUT IT BACK!!!", ">\n\nImagine the captains face right now though. Just think. They all hope it won't be them, but it had to be someone.", ">\n\nI've already seen this season.", ">\n\n2023 writers getting lazy now.", ">\n\nI feel like I’ve heard this somewhere before…", ">\n\n:( why did it have to be a Ukrainian grain ship … they need the god damn money and the world needs their god damn grain .", ">\n\nAnd why does China need Ukrainian grain?", ">\n\nI’lll just leave this here.", ">\n\nThank you", ">\n\na.s.h.w.g.a.", ">\n\nThis should be interesting, 2023 off to a good start :)", ">\n\nLooks like a lousy remake of couple of previous years...", ">\n\nHave we even recover from the last?", ">\n\nI already saw this episode…", ">\n\nLet's gooooo.", ">\n\nThese idiots can't captain ships for shit", ">\n\nFrom the article: “It is currently unclear to what extent canal traffic is affected.”\nPretty sure that means it is badly affected.", ">\n\nAlso from the article:\n\nCanal traffic is unaffected, the canal authority's chairman Osama Rabie said.", ">\n\nIm not even lying, they changed/updated the article and now its 4x as long with much more info. Thanks.", ">\n\nI actually thought something like that happened. I don't think you're lying! I mean, that would be a weird thing to lie about.", ">\n\nFor f sake can the US just pay Egypt to build a fing second line already. Pretty sure the US could have paid Egypt to build 12 canals from the last wreck and now here we are again. Seriously Egypt doesn't have the money so just pay for it already so we don't have months long shipping crisis every year.", ">\n\nThis ignores both the history of the existing canal and the current megaprojects unfolding in egypt", ">\n\nWe've got another one, folks! 🎉🎉🎉🎉 (On a serious note, FOR FUCK'S SAKE!)", ">\n\nOh god please, Not again.", ">\n\nI bet my new tote bag was on there.", ">\n\nOn a ship carrying grain from Ukraine to China?", ">\n\n\nCanal traffic is unaffected, the canal authority's chairman Osama Rabie said.", ">\n\nIt’s like deja vu all over again.", ">\n\nAgain?", ">\n\nJesus, not again.", ">\n\noh no... not again.", ">\n\nhaha, yes!\nround 2", ">\n\nOkay, who decided to put history on loop?", ">\n\nCan anyone linke some radar site for ships? So we can track how \"bad\" it is?", ">\n\nOh no, not again.", ">\n\nLet's gooooo!", ">\n\nWe don’t need no stinkin supply chain!", ">\n\nEvergreen 2?", ">\n\nThis was a good episode of The Truman Show.", ">\n\nUkraine still exporting to China . Unfuckin real", ">\n\nGreat, now I will have to wait even longer for my container full of rubber dog poo", ">\n\nHere we go again...\nWhat do we do with a drunken sailor? What do we do we do with a drunken sailor? What do we do with a drunken sailor, early in the morning?", ">\n\nThrow em in the brig until they're sober", ">\n\nFeed 'em to the hungry rats for dinner.", ">\n\nPut them in bed with the captain's daughter", ">\n\nHave you seen the captain’s daughter (early in the morning)?", ">\n\nSober?", ">\n\nBetween this and the other things happening around the world it's like watching the events of the past 2-3 years replaying themselves.", ">\n\n\n\nShip stuck at the Suez Canal ✅\n\n\nA high number of contagious tourists coming in from China ✅\n\n\nA defeated president's supporters storm a country's government buildings ✅\n\n\nYep, sounds familiar alright.", ">\n\nHistory repeats, no one learns from the past.", ">\n\nI just heard someone say, \"History doesn't repeat itself, but it does rhyme.\"", ">\n\nRepeat Rap Battles of History! \n2020! Vs! 2023!\nBEGIN!", ">\n\nGreat now I gotta go listen to 40 ERBoH videos", ">\n\n\"Canal traffic is unaffected, the canal authority's chairman Osama Rabie said.\"", ">\n\nCanal authority is what I call it when my wife bosses me around", ">\n\nNo that one is without the C", ">\n\nNo, what you mean is when the morning coffee takes control", ">\n\nNot again.", ">\n\nWhat next, a bowl of petunias?", ">\n\n“Hey, I’ve seen this one! I’ve seen this one! This is a classic!”", ">\n\nWhat do you mean you’ve seen it, it’s brand new?", ">\n\nWhat are you doing step-ship!?", ">\n\nI just need a quick tug.", ">\n\nAgain!?", ">\n\nHooray! Worldwide commerce meltdown again! Oh, wait, no, that one is bad...", ">\n\nSorry, no raises this year because that global thing that happened for a couple of days\n-Corporations", ">\n\nAlso, all of the products and services that aren't significantly impacted are going to receive price hikes regardless- which will stick around well-after the supply chain has normalized. Our ~~suckers~~ customers ~~are too dumb to notice~~ understand that our products and services have great value and we're always doing our best to stay competitive with the other sociopaths in the price-fixed industry.", ">\n\nDammit, again?", ">\n\nYES! THEY PUT IT BACK!!!", ">\n\nThis should be interesting, 2023 off to a good start :)", ">\n\nLooks like a lousy remake of couple of previous years...", ">\n\nI've already seen this season.", ">\n\nI feel like I’ve heard this somewhere before…", ">\n\nSounds like no one read the article... They were able to get the ship unstuck, and it didn't sound like it caused any blockage. So nothing to worry about, and nothing like the last blockage.", ">\n\nImagine the captains face right now though. Just think. They all hope it won't be them, but it had to be someone.", ">\n\n2023 writers getting lazy now.", ">\n\nHave we even recover from the last?", ">\n\nI already saw this episode…", ">\n\nIt got up and left, why is everyone confused?", ">\n\nNobody asked for a sequel to Attack of the Crab Monsters (1957).", ">\n\nI’lll just leave this here.", ">\n\nThank you", ">\n\na.s.h.w.g.a.", ">\n\nLet's gooooo.", ">\n\nGreat, now I will have to wait even longer for my container full of rubber dog poo", ">\n\nIt has been resolved already: source", ">\n\nThis new is breaking!", ">\n\n*again", ">\n\nWell this year is off to a GREAT start.", ">\n\n:( why did it have to be a Ukrainian grain ship … they need the god damn money and the world needs their god damn grain .", ">\n\nAnd why does China need Ukrainian grain?", ">\n\nSo people dont starve ?", ">\n\nI didn't realize that such a massive industrial country as China needs grain import to not starve.", ">\n\nFrom the article: “It is currently unclear to what extent canal traffic is affected.”\nPretty sure that means it is badly affected.", ">\n\nAlso from the article:\n\nCanal traffic is unaffected, the canal authority's chairman Osama Rabie said.", ">\n\nIm not even lying, they changed/updated the article and now its 4x as long with much more info. Thanks.", ">\n\nI actually thought something like that happened. I don't think you're lying! I mean, that would be a weird thing to lie about.", ">\n\nThese idiots can't captain ships for shit", ">\n\nUkraine still exporting to China . Unfuckin real", ">\n\nFor f sake can the US just pay Egypt to build a fing second line already. Pretty sure the US could have paid Egypt to build 12 canals from the last wreck and now here we are again. Seriously Egypt doesn't have the money so just pay for it already so we don't have months long shipping crisis every year.", ">\n\nThis ignores both the history of the existing canal and the current megaprojects unfolding in egypt", ">\n\nWe've got another one, folks! 🎉🎉🎉🎉 (On a serious note, FOR FUCK'S SAKE!)", ">\n\nOh god please, Not again.", ">\n\nI bet my new tote bag was on there.", ">\n\nOn a ship carrying grain from Ukraine to China?", ">\n\n\nCanal traffic is unaffected, the canal authority's chairman Osama Rabie said.", ">\n\nIt’s like deja vu all over again.", ">\n\nAgain?", ">\n\nJesus, not again.", ">\n\noh no... not again.", ">\n\nhaha, yes!\nround 2", ">\n\nOkay, who decided to put history on loop?", ">\n\nCan anyone linke some radar site for ships? So we can track how \"bad\" it is?", ">\n\nOh no, not again.", ">\n\nLet's gooooo!", ">\n\nWe don’t need no stinkin supply chain!", ">\n\nEvergreen 2?", ">\n\nThis was a good episode of The Truman Show.", ">\n\nDe ja vu", ">\n\nLooks like they'll have to make it even wider for the influx of inexperienced shipping crews in the industry.", ">\n\nDeja Vu anyone?", ">\n\nSeriously, how often does this happens?", ">\n\nAgain?", ">\n\nIt’s even funnier the second time!!", ">\n\nPlease not with my stuff in it. Please.", ">\n\nBetween this and the other things happening around the world it's like watching the events of the past 2-3 years replaying themselves.", ">\n\n\n\nShip stuck at the Suez Canal ✅\n\n\nA high number of contagious tourists coming in from China ✅\n\n\nA defeated president's supporters storm a country's government buildings ✅\n\n\nYep, sounds familiar alright.", ">\n\nHistory repeats, no one learns from the past.", ">\n\nI just heard someone say, \"History doesn't repeat itself, but it does rhyme.\"", ">\n\nTime is a circle from a view except it's more like a staircase. And there's a shake at certain parts. \nHating the trudge upwards and always going around.", ">\n\nVonnegut or mcconaughey?", ">\n\n\"Canal traffic is unaffected, the canal authority's chairman Osama Rabie said.\"", ">\n\nCanal authority is what I call it when my wife bosses me around", ">\n\nNo that one is without the C", ">\n\nNo, what you mean is when the morning coffee takes control", ">\n\nHere we go again...\nWhat do we do with a drunken sailor? What do we do we do with a drunken sailor? What do we do with a drunken sailor, early in the morning?", ">\n\nThrow em in the brig until they're sober", ">\n\nFeed 'em to the hungry rats for dinner.", ">\n\nPut them in bed with the captain's daughter", ">\n\nHave you seen the captain’s daughter (early in the morning)?", ">\n\nShave his belly with a rusty razor", ">\n\n“Hey, I’ve seen this one! I’ve seen this one! This is a classic!”", ">\n\nWhat do you mean you’ve seen it, it’s brand new?", ">\n\nWhat’s a rerun?", ">\n\nWhat are you doing step-ship!?", ">\n\nIt doesn't take much with you people.", ">\n\nAhaa but you got the referrence still! 😆", ">\n\nNot again.", ">\n\nWhat next, a bowl of petunias?", ">\n\ndunno, time to start eating a bat's soup from a chinese wetmarket", ">\n\nAgain!?", ">\n\nHooray! Worldwide commerce meltdown again! Oh, wait, no, that one is bad...", ">\n\nYeah hopefully it gets resolved quick, more supply chain issues are not what we need right now", ">\n\nA quick scan of the article says it doesn't affect traffic.... I know reading isn't fun though.", ">\n\nIt has now been cleared!", ">\n\nDammit, again?", ">\n\nYES! THEY PUT IT BACK!!!", ">\n\nSounds like no one read the article... They were able to get the ship unstuck, and it didn't sound like it caused any blockage. So nothing to worry about, and nothing like the last blockage.", ">\n\nThis should be interesting, 2023 off to a good start :)", ">\n\nLooks like a lousy remake of couple of previous years...", ">\n\nI've already seen this season.", ">\n\n2023 writers getting lazy now.", ">\n\nI feel like I’ve heard this somewhere before…", ">\n\nIt has been resolved already: source", ">\n\nIt got up and left, why is everyone confused?", ">\n\nNobody asked for a sequel to Attack of the Crab Monsters (1957).", ">\n\nImagine the captains face right now though. Just think. They all hope it won't be them, but it had to be someone.", ">\n\nHave we even recover from the last?", ">\n\nI already saw this episode…", ">\n\nLet's gooooo.", ">\n\n*again", ">\n\nWell this year is off to a GREAT start.", ">\n\nI’lll just leave this here.", ">\n\nThank you", ">\n\na.s.h.w.g.a.", ">\n\n\"All we had to do was follow the damn train CJ\"", ">\n\nGreat, now I will have to wait even longer for my container full of rubber dog poo", ">\n\nThis new is breaking!", ">\n\nDeja Vu anyone?", ">\n\nAgain?", ">\n\nNot again", ">\n\n:( why did it have to be a Ukrainian grain ship … they need the god damn money and the world needs their god damn grain .", ">\n\nAnd why does China need Ukrainian grain?", ">\n\nSo people dont starve ?", ">\n\nI didn't realize that such a massive industrial country as China needs grain import to not starve.", ">\n\nCombined ukraine and russia i believe grow 80% of the worlds grain .", ">\n\nFrom the article: “It is currently unclear to what extent canal traffic is affected.”\nPretty sure that means it is badly affected.", ">\n\nAlso from the article:\n\nCanal traffic is unaffected, the canal authority's chairman Osama Rabie said.", ">\n\nIm not even lying, they changed/updated the article and now its 4x as long with much more info. Thanks.", ">\n\nI actually thought something like that happened. I don't think you're lying! I mean, that would be a weird thing to lie about.", ">\n\nThese idiots can't captain ships for shit", ">\n\nUkraine still exporting to China . Unfuckin real", ">\n\nFor f sake can the US just pay Egypt to build a fing second line already. Pretty sure the US could have paid Egypt to build 12 canals from the last wreck and now here we are again. Seriously Egypt doesn't have the money so just pay for it already so we don't have months long shipping crisis every year.", ">\n\nThis ignores both the history of the existing canal and the current megaprojects unfolding in egypt", ">\n\nWe've got another one, folks! 🎉🎉🎉🎉 (On a serious note, FOR FUCK'S SAKE!)", ">\n\nOh god please, Not again.", ">\n\nI bet my new tote bag was on there.", ">\n\nOn a ship carrying grain from Ukraine to China?", ">\n\n\nCanal traffic is unaffected, the canal authority's chairman Osama Rabie said.", ">\n\nIt’s like deja vu all over again.", ">\n\nAgain?", ">\n\nJesus, not again.", ">\n\noh no... not again.", ">\n\nhaha, yes!\nround 2", ">\n\nOkay, who decided to put history on loop?", ">\n\nCan anyone linke some radar site for ships? So we can track how \"bad\" it is?", ">\n\nOh no, not again.", ">\n\nLet's gooooo!", ">\n\nWe don’t need no stinkin supply chain!", ">\n\nEvergreen 2?", ">\n\nThe name's the hint, innit", ">\n\nThis was a good episode of The Truman Show.", ">\n\nDe ja vu", ">\n\nLooks like they'll have to make it even wider for the influx of inexperienced shipping crews in the industry.", ">\n\nSeriously, how often does this happens?", ">\n\nIt’s even funnier the second time!!", ">\n\nPlease not with my stuff in it. Please.", ">\n\ncue Leonardo DiCaprio pointing meme", ">\n\ndidn't we do this already O.o", ">\n\nEver blocked is the name of the ship", ">\n\nIt would be funny if it was the same captain.", ">\n\nToo many annoying and unfunny comments in here. \nCan someone with some expertise explain why this seems to keep happening? I see this Ukraine grain vessel was already cleared but this seems to be common.", ">\n\nNot another one" ]

[ "Here we go again...\nWhat do we do with a drunken sailor? What do we do we do with a drunken sailor? What do we do with a drunken sailor, early in the morning?", ">\n\nThrow em in the brig until they're sober", ">\n\nFeed 'em to the hungry rats for dinner.", ">\n\nAnd this is why I'll need to listen to the Drunken Whaler on repeat for some amount of time.", ">\n\nBetween this and the other things happening around the world it's like watching the events of the past 2-3 years replaying themselves.", ">\n\n\n\nSuez Canal blocked by a cargo ship ✅\n\n\nA high number of contagious tourists coming in from China ✅\n\n\nA defeated president's supporters storm a country's government buildings ✅\n\n\nYep, sounds familiar alright.", ">\n\nHistory repeats, no one learns from the past.", ">\n\nI just heard someone say, \"History doesn't repeat itself, but it does rhyme.\"", ">\n\nTime is a circle from a view except it's more like a staircase. And there's a shake at certain parts. \nHating the trudge upwards and always going around.", ">\n\nVonnegut or mcconaughey?", ">\n\n\"Canal traffic is unaffected, the canal authority's chairman Osama Rabie said.\"", ">\n\nCanal authority is what I call it when my wife bosses me around", ">\n\nNot again.", ">\n\nWhat next, a bowl of petunias?", ">\n\nWhat are you doing step-ship!?", ">\n\nI just need a quick tug.", ">\n\nHooray! Worldwide commerce meltdown again! Oh, wait, no, that one is bad...", ">\n\nSorry, no raises this year because that global thing that happened for a couple of days\n-Corporations", ">\n\nAlso, all of the products and services that aren't significantly impacted are going to receive price hikes regardless- which will stick around well-after the supply chain has normalized. Our ~~suckers~~ customers ~~are too dumb to notice~~ understand that our products and services have great value and we're always doing our best to stay competitive with the other sociopaths in the price-fixed industry.", ">\n\nDammit, again?", ">\n\n“Hey, I’ve seen this one! I’ve seen this one! This is a classic!”", ">\n\nAgain!?", ">\n\nYES! THEY PUT IT BACK!!!", ">\n\nImagine the captains face right now though. Just think. They all hope it won't be them, but it had to be someone.", ">\n\nI've already seen this season.", ">\n\n2023 writers getting lazy now.", ">\n\nI feel like I’ve heard this somewhere before…", ">\n\n:( why did it have to be a Ukrainian grain ship … they need the god damn money and the world needs their god damn grain .", ">\n\nAnd why does China need Ukrainian grain?", ">\n\nI’lll just leave this here.", ">\n\nThank you", ">\n\na.s.h.w.g.a.", ">\n\nThis should be interesting, 2023 off to a good start :)", ">\n\nLooks like a lousy remake of couple of previous years...", ">\n\nHave we even recover from the last?", ">\n\nI already saw this episode…", ">\n\nLet's gooooo.", ">\n\nThese idiots can't captain ships for shit", ">\n\nFrom the article: “It is currently unclear to what extent canal traffic is affected.”\nPretty sure that means it is badly affected.", ">\n\nAlso from the article:\n\nCanal traffic is unaffected, the canal authority's chairman Osama Rabie said.", ">\n\nIm not even lying, they changed/updated the article and now its 4x as long with much more info. Thanks.", ">\n\nI actually thought something like that happened. I don't think you're lying! I mean, that would be a weird thing to lie about.", ">\n\nFor f sake can the US just pay Egypt to build a fing second line already. Pretty sure the US could have paid Egypt to build 12 canals from the last wreck and now here we are again. Seriously Egypt doesn't have the money so just pay for it already so we don't have months long shipping crisis every year.", ">\n\nThis ignores both the history of the existing canal and the current megaprojects unfolding in egypt", ">\n\nWe've got another one, folks! 🎉🎉🎉🎉 (On a serious note, FOR FUCK'S SAKE!)", ">\n\nOh god please, Not again.", ">\n\nI bet my new tote bag was on there.", ">\n\nOn a ship carrying grain from Ukraine to China?", ">\n\n\nCanal traffic is unaffected, the canal authority's chairman Osama Rabie said.", ">\n\nIt’s like deja vu all over again.", ">\n\nAgain?", ">\n\nJesus, not again.", ">\n\noh no... not again.", ">\n\nhaha, yes!\nround 2", ">\n\nOkay, who decided to put history on loop?", ">\n\nCan anyone linke some radar site for ships? So we can track how \"bad\" it is?", ">\n\nOh no, not again.", ">\n\nLet's gooooo!", ">\n\nWe don’t need no stinkin supply chain!", ">\n\nEvergreen 2?", ">\n\nThis was a good episode of The Truman Show.", ">\n\nUkraine still exporting to China . Unfuckin real", ">\n\nGreat, now I will have to wait even longer for my container full of rubber dog poo", ">\n\nHere we go again...\nWhat do we do with a drunken sailor? What do we do we do with a drunken sailor? What do we do with a drunken sailor, early in the morning?", ">\n\nThrow em in the brig until they're sober", ">\n\nFeed 'em to the hungry rats for dinner.", ">\n\nPut them in bed with the captain's daughter", ">\n\nHave you seen the captain’s daughter (early in the morning)?", ">\n\nSober?", ">\n\nBetween this and the other things happening around the world it's like watching the events of the past 2-3 years replaying themselves.", ">\n\n\n\nShip stuck at the Suez Canal ✅\n\n\nA high number of contagious tourists coming in from China ✅\n\n\nA defeated president's supporters storm a country's government buildings ✅\n\n\nYep, sounds familiar alright.", ">\n\nHistory repeats, no one learns from the past.", ">\n\nI just heard someone say, \"History doesn't repeat itself, but it does rhyme.\"", ">\n\nRepeat Rap Battles of History! \n2020! Vs! 2023!\nBEGIN!", ">\n\nGreat now I gotta go listen to 40 ERBoH videos", ">\n\n\"Canal traffic is unaffected, the canal authority's chairman Osama Rabie said.\"", ">\n\nCanal authority is what I call it when my wife bosses me around", ">\n\nNo that one is without the C", ">\n\nNo, what you mean is when the morning coffee takes control", ">\n\nNot again.", ">\n\nWhat next, a bowl of petunias?", ">\n\n“Hey, I’ve seen this one! I’ve seen this one! This is a classic!”", ">\n\nWhat do you mean you’ve seen it, it’s brand new?", ">\n\nWhat are you doing step-ship!?", ">\n\nI just need a quick tug.", ">\n\nAgain!?", ">\n\nHooray! Worldwide commerce meltdown again! Oh, wait, no, that one is bad...", ">\n\nSorry, no raises this year because that global thing that happened for a couple of days\n-Corporations", ">\n\nAlso, all of the products and services that aren't significantly impacted are going to receive price hikes regardless- which will stick around well-after the supply chain has normalized. Our ~~suckers~~ customers ~~are too dumb to notice~~ understand that our products and services have great value and we're always doing our best to stay competitive with the other sociopaths in the price-fixed industry.", ">\n\nDammit, again?", ">\n\nYES! THEY PUT IT BACK!!!", ">\n\nThis should be interesting, 2023 off to a good start :)", ">\n\nLooks like a lousy remake of couple of previous years...", ">\n\nI've already seen this season.", ">\n\nI feel like I’ve heard this somewhere before…", ">\n\nSounds like no one read the article... They were able to get the ship unstuck, and it didn't sound like it caused any blockage. So nothing to worry about, and nothing like the last blockage.", ">\n\nImagine the captains face right now though. Just think. They all hope it won't be them, but it had to be someone.", ">\n\n2023 writers getting lazy now.", ">\n\nHave we even recover from the last?", ">\n\nI already saw this episode…", ">\n\nIt got up and left, why is everyone confused?", ">\n\nNobody asked for a sequel to Attack of the Crab Monsters (1957).", ">\n\nI’lll just leave this here.", ">\n\nThank you", ">\n\na.s.h.w.g.a.", ">\n\nLet's gooooo.", ">\n\nGreat, now I will have to wait even longer for my container full of rubber dog poo", ">\n\nIt has been resolved already: source", ">\n\nThis new is breaking!", ">\n\n*again", ">\n\nWell this year is off to a GREAT start.", ">\n\n:( why did it have to be a Ukrainian grain ship … they need the god damn money and the world needs their god damn grain .", ">\n\nAnd why does China need Ukrainian grain?", ">\n\nSo people dont starve ?", ">\n\nI didn't realize that such a massive industrial country as China needs grain import to not starve.", ">\n\nFrom the article: “It is currently unclear to what extent canal traffic is affected.”\nPretty sure that means it is badly affected.", ">\n\nAlso from the article:\n\nCanal traffic is unaffected, the canal authority's chairman Osama Rabie said.", ">\n\nIm not even lying, they changed/updated the article and now its 4x as long with much more info. Thanks.", ">\n\nI actually thought something like that happened. I don't think you're lying! I mean, that would be a weird thing to lie about.", ">\n\nThese idiots can't captain ships for shit", ">\n\nUkraine still exporting to China . Unfuckin real", ">\n\nFor f sake can the US just pay Egypt to build a fing second line already. Pretty sure the US could have paid Egypt to build 12 canals from the last wreck and now here we are again. Seriously Egypt doesn't have the money so just pay for it already so we don't have months long shipping crisis every year.", ">\n\nThis ignores both the history of the existing canal and the current megaprojects unfolding in egypt", ">\n\nWe've got another one, folks! 🎉🎉🎉🎉 (On a serious note, FOR FUCK'S SAKE!)", ">\n\nOh god please, Not again.", ">\n\nI bet my new tote bag was on there.", ">\n\nOn a ship carrying grain from Ukraine to China?", ">\n\n\nCanal traffic is unaffected, the canal authority's chairman Osama Rabie said.", ">\n\nIt’s like deja vu all over again.", ">\n\nAgain?", ">\n\nJesus, not again.", ">\n\noh no... not again.", ">\n\nhaha, yes!\nround 2", ">\n\nOkay, who decided to put history on loop?", ">\n\nCan anyone linke some radar site for ships? So we can track how \"bad\" it is?", ">\n\nOh no, not again.", ">\n\nLet's gooooo!", ">\n\nWe don’t need no stinkin supply chain!", ">\n\nEvergreen 2?", ">\n\nThis was a good episode of The Truman Show.", ">\n\nDe ja vu", ">\n\nLooks like they'll have to make it even wider for the influx of inexperienced shipping crews in the industry.", ">\n\nDeja Vu anyone?", ">\n\nSeriously, how often does this happens?", ">\n\nAgain?", ">\n\nIt’s even funnier the second time!!", ">\n\nPlease not with my stuff in it. Please.", ">\n\nBetween this and the other things happening around the world it's like watching the events of the past 2-3 years replaying themselves.", ">\n\n\n\nShip stuck at the Suez Canal ✅\n\n\nA high number of contagious tourists coming in from China ✅\n\n\nA defeated president's supporters storm a country's government buildings ✅\n\n\nYep, sounds familiar alright.", ">\n\nHistory repeats, no one learns from the past.", ">\n\nI just heard someone say, \"History doesn't repeat itself, but it does rhyme.\"", ">\n\nTime is a circle from a view except it's more like a staircase. And there's a shake at certain parts. \nHating the trudge upwards and always going around.", ">\n\nVonnegut or mcconaughey?", ">\n\n\"Canal traffic is unaffected, the canal authority's chairman Osama Rabie said.\"", ">\n\nCanal authority is what I call it when my wife bosses me around", ">\n\nNo that one is without the C", ">\n\nNo, what you mean is when the morning coffee takes control", ">\n\nHere we go again...\nWhat do we do with a drunken sailor? What do we do we do with a drunken sailor? What do we do with a drunken sailor, early in the morning?", ">\n\nThrow em in the brig until they're sober", ">\n\nFeed 'em to the hungry rats for dinner.", ">\n\nPut them in bed with the captain's daughter", ">\n\nHave you seen the captain’s daughter (early in the morning)?", ">\n\nShave his belly with a rusty razor", ">\n\n“Hey, I’ve seen this one! I’ve seen this one! This is a classic!”", ">\n\nWhat do you mean you’ve seen it, it’s brand new?", ">\n\nWhat’s a rerun?", ">\n\nWhat are you doing step-ship!?", ">\n\nIt doesn't take much with you people.", ">\n\nAhaa but you got the referrence still! 😆", ">\n\nNot again.", ">\n\nWhat next, a bowl of petunias?", ">\n\ndunno, time to start eating a bat's soup from a chinese wetmarket", ">\n\nAgain!?", ">\n\nHooray! Worldwide commerce meltdown again! Oh, wait, no, that one is bad...", ">\n\nYeah hopefully it gets resolved quick, more supply chain issues are not what we need right now", ">\n\nA quick scan of the article says it doesn't affect traffic.... I know reading isn't fun though.", ">\n\nIt has now been cleared!", ">\n\nDammit, again?", ">\n\nYES! THEY PUT IT BACK!!!", ">\n\nSounds like no one read the article... They were able to get the ship unstuck, and it didn't sound like it caused any blockage. So nothing to worry about, and nothing like the last blockage.", ">\n\nThis should be interesting, 2023 off to a good start :)", ">\n\nLooks like a lousy remake of couple of previous years...", ">\n\nI've already seen this season.", ">\n\n2023 writers getting lazy now.", ">\n\nI feel like I’ve heard this somewhere before…", ">\n\nIt has been resolved already: source", ">\n\nIt got up and left, why is everyone confused?", ">\n\nNobody asked for a sequel to Attack of the Crab Monsters (1957).", ">\n\nImagine the captains face right now though. Just think. They all hope it won't be them, but it had to be someone.", ">\n\nHave we even recover from the last?", ">\n\nI already saw this episode…", ">\n\nLet's gooooo.", ">\n\n*again", ">\n\nWell this year is off to a GREAT start.", ">\n\nI’lll just leave this here.", ">\n\nThank you", ">\n\na.s.h.w.g.a.", ">\n\n\"All we had to do was follow the damn train CJ\"", ">\n\nGreat, now I will have to wait even longer for my container full of rubber dog poo", ">\n\nThis new is breaking!", ">\n\nDeja Vu anyone?", ">\n\nAgain?", ">\n\nNot again", ">\n\n:( why did it have to be a Ukrainian grain ship … they need the god damn money and the world needs their god damn grain .", ">\n\nAnd why does China need Ukrainian grain?", ">\n\nSo people dont starve ?", ">\n\nI didn't realize that such a massive industrial country as China needs grain import to not starve.", ">\n\nCombined ukraine and russia i believe grow 80% of the worlds grain .", ">\n\nFrom the article: “It is currently unclear to what extent canal traffic is affected.”\nPretty sure that means it is badly affected.", ">\n\nAlso from the article:\n\nCanal traffic is unaffected, the canal authority's chairman Osama Rabie said.", ">\n\nIm not even lying, they changed/updated the article and now its 4x as long with much more info. Thanks.", ">\n\nI actually thought something like that happened. I don't think you're lying! I mean, that would be a weird thing to lie about.", ">\n\nThese idiots can't captain ships for shit", ">\n\nUkraine still exporting to China . Unfuckin real", ">\n\nFor f sake can the US just pay Egypt to build a fing second line already. Pretty sure the US could have paid Egypt to build 12 canals from the last wreck and now here we are again. Seriously Egypt doesn't have the money so just pay for it already so we don't have months long shipping crisis every year.", ">\n\nThis ignores both the history of the existing canal and the current megaprojects unfolding in egypt", ">\n\nWe've got another one, folks! 🎉🎉🎉🎉 (On a serious note, FOR FUCK'S SAKE!)", ">\n\nOh god please, Not again.", ">\n\nI bet my new tote bag was on there.", ">\n\nOn a ship carrying grain from Ukraine to China?", ">\n\n\nCanal traffic is unaffected, the canal authority's chairman Osama Rabie said.", ">\n\nIt’s like deja vu all over again.", ">\n\nAgain?", ">\n\nJesus, not again.", ">\n\noh no... not again.", ">\n\nhaha, yes!\nround 2", ">\n\nOkay, who decided to put history on loop?", ">\n\nCan anyone linke some radar site for ships? So we can track how \"bad\" it is?", ">\n\nOh no, not again.", ">\n\nLet's gooooo!", ">\n\nWe don’t need no stinkin supply chain!", ">\n\nEvergreen 2?", ">\n\nThe name's the hint, innit", ">\n\nThis was a good episode of The Truman Show.", ">\n\nDe ja vu", ">\n\nLooks like they'll have to make it even wider for the influx of inexperienced shipping crews in the industry.", ">\n\nSeriously, how often does this happens?", ">\n\nIt’s even funnier the second time!!", ">\n\nPlease not with my stuff in it. Please.", ">\n\ncue Leonardo DiCaprio pointing meme", ">\n\ndidn't we do this already O.o", ">\n\nEver blocked is the name of the ship", ">\n\nIt would be funny if it was the same captain.", ">\n\nToo many annoying and unfunny comments in here. \nCan someone with some expertise explain why this seems to keep happening? I see this Ukraine grain vessel was already cleared but this seems to be common.", ">\n\nNot another one", ">\n\n… again?" ]

[ "Here we go again...\nWhat do we do with a drunken sailor? What do we do we do with a drunken sailor? What do we do with a drunken sailor, early in the morning?", ">\n\nThrow em in the brig until they're sober", ">\n\nFeed 'em to the hungry rats for dinner.", ">\n\nAnd this is why I'll need to listen to the Drunken Whaler on repeat for some amount of time.", ">\n\nBetween this and the other things happening around the world it's like watching the events of the past 2-3 years replaying themselves.", ">\n\n\n\nSuez Canal blocked by a cargo ship ✅\n\n\nA high number of contagious tourists coming in from China ✅\n\n\nA defeated president's supporters storm a country's government buildings ✅\n\n\nYep, sounds familiar alright.", ">\n\nHistory repeats, no one learns from the past.", ">\n\nI just heard someone say, \"History doesn't repeat itself, but it does rhyme.\"", ">\n\nTime is a circle from a view except it's more like a staircase. And there's a shake at certain parts. \nHating the trudge upwards and always going around.", ">\n\nVonnegut or mcconaughey?", ">\n\n\"Canal traffic is unaffected, the canal authority's chairman Osama Rabie said.\"", ">\n\nCanal authority is what I call it when my wife bosses me around", ">\n\nNot again.", ">\n\nWhat next, a bowl of petunias?", ">\n\nWhat are you doing step-ship!?", ">\n\nI just need a quick tug.", ">\n\nHooray! Worldwide commerce meltdown again! Oh, wait, no, that one is bad...", ">\n\nSorry, no raises this year because that global thing that happened for a couple of days\n-Corporations", ">\n\nAlso, all of the products and services that aren't significantly impacted are going to receive price hikes regardless- which will stick around well-after the supply chain has normalized. Our ~~suckers~~ customers ~~are too dumb to notice~~ understand that our products and services have great value and we're always doing our best to stay competitive with the other sociopaths in the price-fixed industry.", ">\n\nDammit, again?", ">\n\n“Hey, I’ve seen this one! I’ve seen this one! This is a classic!”", ">\n\nAgain!?", ">\n\nYES! THEY PUT IT BACK!!!", ">\n\nImagine the captains face right now though. Just think. They all hope it won't be them, but it had to be someone.", ">\n\nI've already seen this season.", ">\n\n2023 writers getting lazy now.", ">\n\nI feel like I’ve heard this somewhere before…", ">\n\n:( why did it have to be a Ukrainian grain ship … they need the god damn money and the world needs their god damn grain .", ">\n\nAnd why does China need Ukrainian grain?", ">\n\nI’lll just leave this here.", ">\n\nThank you", ">\n\na.s.h.w.g.a.", ">\n\nThis should be interesting, 2023 off to a good start :)", ">\n\nLooks like a lousy remake of couple of previous years...", ">\n\nHave we even recover from the last?", ">\n\nI already saw this episode…", ">\n\nLet's gooooo.", ">\n\nThese idiots can't captain ships for shit", ">\n\nFrom the article: “It is currently unclear to what extent canal traffic is affected.”\nPretty sure that means it is badly affected.", ">\n\nAlso from the article:\n\nCanal traffic is unaffected, the canal authority's chairman Osama Rabie said.", ">\n\nIm not even lying, they changed/updated the article and now its 4x as long with much more info. Thanks.", ">\n\nI actually thought something like that happened. I don't think you're lying! I mean, that would be a weird thing to lie about.", ">\n\nFor f sake can the US just pay Egypt to build a fing second line already. Pretty sure the US could have paid Egypt to build 12 canals from the last wreck and now here we are again. Seriously Egypt doesn't have the money so just pay for it already so we don't have months long shipping crisis every year.", ">\n\nThis ignores both the history of the existing canal and the current megaprojects unfolding in egypt", ">\n\nWe've got another one, folks! 🎉🎉🎉🎉 (On a serious note, FOR FUCK'S SAKE!)", ">\n\nOh god please, Not again.", ">\n\nI bet my new tote bag was on there.", ">\n\nOn a ship carrying grain from Ukraine to China?", ">\n\n\nCanal traffic is unaffected, the canal authority's chairman Osama Rabie said.", ">\n\nIt’s like deja vu all over again.", ">\n\nAgain?", ">\n\nJesus, not again.", ">\n\noh no... not again.", ">\n\nhaha, yes!\nround 2", ">\n\nOkay, who decided to put history on loop?", ">\n\nCan anyone linke some radar site for ships? So we can track how \"bad\" it is?", ">\n\nOh no, not again.", ">\n\nLet's gooooo!", ">\n\nWe don’t need no stinkin supply chain!", ">\n\nEvergreen 2?", ">\n\nThis was a good episode of The Truman Show.", ">\n\nUkraine still exporting to China . Unfuckin real", ">\n\nGreat, now I will have to wait even longer for my container full of rubber dog poo", ">\n\nHere we go again...\nWhat do we do with a drunken sailor? What do we do we do with a drunken sailor? What do we do with a drunken sailor, early in the morning?", ">\n\nThrow em in the brig until they're sober", ">\n\nFeed 'em to the hungry rats for dinner.", ">\n\nPut them in bed with the captain's daughter", ">\n\nHave you seen the captain’s daughter (early in the morning)?", ">\n\nSober?", ">\n\nBetween this and the other things happening around the world it's like watching the events of the past 2-3 years replaying themselves.", ">\n\n\n\nShip stuck at the Suez Canal ✅\n\n\nA high number of contagious tourists coming in from China ✅\n\n\nA defeated president's supporters storm a country's government buildings ✅\n\n\nYep, sounds familiar alright.", ">\n\nHistory repeats, no one learns from the past.", ">\n\nI just heard someone say, \"History doesn't repeat itself, but it does rhyme.\"", ">\n\nRepeat Rap Battles of History! \n2020! Vs! 2023!\nBEGIN!", ">\n\nGreat now I gotta go listen to 40 ERBoH videos", ">\n\n\"Canal traffic is unaffected, the canal authority's chairman Osama Rabie said.\"", ">\n\nCanal authority is what I call it when my wife bosses me around", ">\n\nNo that one is without the C", ">\n\nNo, what you mean is when the morning coffee takes control", ">\n\nNot again.", ">\n\nWhat next, a bowl of petunias?", ">\n\n“Hey, I’ve seen this one! I’ve seen this one! This is a classic!”", ">\n\nWhat do you mean you’ve seen it, it’s brand new?", ">\n\nWhat are you doing step-ship!?", ">\n\nI just need a quick tug.", ">\n\nAgain!?", ">\n\nHooray! Worldwide commerce meltdown again! Oh, wait, no, that one is bad...", ">\n\nSorry, no raises this year because that global thing that happened for a couple of days\n-Corporations", ">\n\nAlso, all of the products and services that aren't significantly impacted are going to receive price hikes regardless- which will stick around well-after the supply chain has normalized. Our ~~suckers~~ customers ~~are too dumb to notice~~ understand that our products and services have great value and we're always doing our best to stay competitive with the other sociopaths in the price-fixed industry.", ">\n\nDammit, again?", ">\n\nYES! THEY PUT IT BACK!!!", ">\n\nThis should be interesting, 2023 off to a good start :)", ">\n\nLooks like a lousy remake of couple of previous years...", ">\n\nI've already seen this season.", ">\n\nI feel like I’ve heard this somewhere before…", ">\n\nSounds like no one read the article... They were able to get the ship unstuck, and it didn't sound like it caused any blockage. So nothing to worry about, and nothing like the last blockage.", ">\n\nImagine the captains face right now though. Just think. They all hope it won't be them, but it had to be someone.", ">\n\n2023 writers getting lazy now.", ">\n\nHave we even recover from the last?", ">\n\nI already saw this episode…", ">\n\nIt got up and left, why is everyone confused?", ">\n\nNobody asked for a sequel to Attack of the Crab Monsters (1957).", ">\n\nI’lll just leave this here.", ">\n\nThank you", ">\n\na.s.h.w.g.a.", ">\n\nLet's gooooo.", ">\n\nGreat, now I will have to wait even longer for my container full of rubber dog poo", ">\n\nIt has been resolved already: source", ">\n\nThis new is breaking!", ">\n\n*again", ">\n\nWell this year is off to a GREAT start.", ">\n\n:( why did it have to be a Ukrainian grain ship … they need the god damn money and the world needs their god damn grain .", ">\n\nAnd why does China need Ukrainian grain?", ">\n\nSo people dont starve ?", ">\n\nI didn't realize that such a massive industrial country as China needs grain import to not starve.", ">\n\nFrom the article: “It is currently unclear to what extent canal traffic is affected.”\nPretty sure that means it is badly affected.", ">\n\nAlso from the article:\n\nCanal traffic is unaffected, the canal authority's chairman Osama Rabie said.", ">\n\nIm not even lying, they changed/updated the article and now its 4x as long with much more info. Thanks.", ">\n\nI actually thought something like that happened. I don't think you're lying! I mean, that would be a weird thing to lie about.", ">\n\nThese idiots can't captain ships for shit", ">\n\nUkraine still exporting to China . Unfuckin real", ">\n\nFor f sake can the US just pay Egypt to build a fing second line already. Pretty sure the US could have paid Egypt to build 12 canals from the last wreck and now here we are again. Seriously Egypt doesn't have the money so just pay for it already so we don't have months long shipping crisis every year.", ">\n\nThis ignores both the history of the existing canal and the current megaprojects unfolding in egypt", ">\n\nWe've got another one, folks! 🎉🎉🎉🎉 (On a serious note, FOR FUCK'S SAKE!)", ">\n\nOh god please, Not again.", ">\n\nI bet my new tote bag was on there.", ">\n\nOn a ship carrying grain from Ukraine to China?", ">\n\n\nCanal traffic is unaffected, the canal authority's chairman Osama Rabie said.", ">\n\nIt’s like deja vu all over again.", ">\n\nAgain?", ">\n\nJesus, not again.", ">\n\noh no... not again.", ">\n\nhaha, yes!\nround 2", ">\n\nOkay, who decided to put history on loop?", ">\n\nCan anyone linke some radar site for ships? So we can track how \"bad\" it is?", ">\n\nOh no, not again.", ">\n\nLet's gooooo!", ">\n\nWe don’t need no stinkin supply chain!", ">\n\nEvergreen 2?", ">\n\nThis was a good episode of The Truman Show.", ">\n\nDe ja vu", ">\n\nLooks like they'll have to make it even wider for the influx of inexperienced shipping crews in the industry.", ">\n\nDeja Vu anyone?", ">\n\nSeriously, how often does this happens?", ">\n\nAgain?", ">\n\nIt’s even funnier the second time!!", ">\n\nPlease not with my stuff in it. Please.", ">\n\nBetween this and the other things happening around the world it's like watching the events of the past 2-3 years replaying themselves.", ">\n\n\n\nShip stuck at the Suez Canal ✅\n\n\nA high number of contagious tourists coming in from China ✅\n\n\nA defeated president's supporters storm a country's government buildings ✅\n\n\nYep, sounds familiar alright.", ">\n\nHistory repeats, no one learns from the past.", ">\n\nI just heard someone say, \"History doesn't repeat itself, but it does rhyme.\"", ">\n\nTime is a circle from a view except it's more like a staircase. And there's a shake at certain parts. \nHating the trudge upwards and always going around.", ">\n\nVonnegut or mcconaughey?", ">\n\n\"Canal traffic is unaffected, the canal authority's chairman Osama Rabie said.\"", ">\n\nCanal authority is what I call it when my wife bosses me around", ">\n\nNo that one is without the C", ">\n\nNo, what you mean is when the morning coffee takes control", ">\n\nHere we go again...\nWhat do we do with a drunken sailor? What do we do we do with a drunken sailor? What do we do with a drunken sailor, early in the morning?", ">\n\nThrow em in the brig until they're sober", ">\n\nFeed 'em to the hungry rats for dinner.", ">\n\nPut them in bed with the captain's daughter", ">\n\nHave you seen the captain’s daughter (early in the morning)?", ">\n\nShave his belly with a rusty razor", ">\n\n“Hey, I’ve seen this one! I’ve seen this one! This is a classic!”", ">\n\nWhat do you mean you’ve seen it, it’s brand new?", ">\n\nWhat’s a rerun?", ">\n\nWhat are you doing step-ship!?", ">\n\nIt doesn't take much with you people.", ">\n\nAhaa but you got the referrence still! 😆", ">\n\nNot again.", ">\n\nWhat next, a bowl of petunias?", ">\n\ndunno, time to start eating a bat's soup from a chinese wetmarket", ">\n\nAgain!?", ">\n\nHooray! Worldwide commerce meltdown again! Oh, wait, no, that one is bad...", ">\n\nYeah hopefully it gets resolved quick, more supply chain issues are not what we need right now", ">\n\nA quick scan of the article says it doesn't affect traffic.... I know reading isn't fun though.", ">\n\nIt has now been cleared!", ">\n\nDammit, again?", ">\n\nYES! THEY PUT IT BACK!!!", ">\n\nSounds like no one read the article... They were able to get the ship unstuck, and it didn't sound like it caused any blockage. So nothing to worry about, and nothing like the last blockage.", ">\n\nThis should be interesting, 2023 off to a good start :)", ">\n\nLooks like a lousy remake of couple of previous years...", ">\n\nI've already seen this season.", ">\n\n2023 writers getting lazy now.", ">\n\nI feel like I’ve heard this somewhere before…", ">\n\nIt has been resolved already: source", ">\n\nIt got up and left, why is everyone confused?", ">\n\nNobody asked for a sequel to Attack of the Crab Monsters (1957).", ">\n\nImagine the captains face right now though. Just think. They all hope it won't be them, but it had to be someone.", ">\n\nHave we even recover from the last?", ">\n\nI already saw this episode…", ">\n\nLet's gooooo.", ">\n\n*again", ">\n\nWell this year is off to a GREAT start.", ">\n\nI’lll just leave this here.", ">\n\nThank you", ">\n\na.s.h.w.g.a.", ">\n\n\"All we had to do was follow the damn train CJ\"", ">\n\nGreat, now I will have to wait even longer for my container full of rubber dog poo", ">\n\nThis new is breaking!", ">\n\nDeja Vu anyone?", ">\n\nAgain?", ">\n\nNot again", ">\n\n:( why did it have to be a Ukrainian grain ship … they need the god damn money and the world needs their god damn grain .", ">\n\nAnd why does China need Ukrainian grain?", ">\n\nSo people dont starve ?", ">\n\nI didn't realize that such a massive industrial country as China needs grain import to not starve.", ">\n\nCombined ukraine and russia i believe grow 80% of the worlds grain .", ">\n\nFrom the article: “It is currently unclear to what extent canal traffic is affected.”\nPretty sure that means it is badly affected.", ">\n\nAlso from the article:\n\nCanal traffic is unaffected, the canal authority's chairman Osama Rabie said.", ">\n\nIm not even lying, they changed/updated the article and now its 4x as long with much more info. Thanks.", ">\n\nI actually thought something like that happened. I don't think you're lying! I mean, that would be a weird thing to lie about.", ">\n\nThese idiots can't captain ships for shit", ">\n\nUkraine still exporting to China . Unfuckin real", ">\n\nFor f sake can the US just pay Egypt to build a fing second line already. Pretty sure the US could have paid Egypt to build 12 canals from the last wreck and now here we are again. Seriously Egypt doesn't have the money so just pay for it already so we don't have months long shipping crisis every year.", ">\n\nThis ignores both the history of the existing canal and the current megaprojects unfolding in egypt", ">\n\nWe've got another one, folks! 🎉🎉🎉🎉 (On a serious note, FOR FUCK'S SAKE!)", ">\n\nOh god please, Not again.", ">\n\nI bet my new tote bag was on there.", ">\n\nOn a ship carrying grain from Ukraine to China?", ">\n\n\nCanal traffic is unaffected, the canal authority's chairman Osama Rabie said.", ">\n\nIt’s like deja vu all over again.", ">\n\nAgain?", ">\n\nJesus, not again.", ">\n\noh no... not again.", ">\n\nhaha, yes!\nround 2", ">\n\nOkay, who decided to put history on loop?", ">\n\nCan anyone linke some radar site for ships? So we can track how \"bad\" it is?", ">\n\nOh no, not again.", ">\n\nLet's gooooo!", ">\n\nWe don’t need no stinkin supply chain!", ">\n\nEvergreen 2?", ">\n\nThe name's the hint, innit", ">\n\nThis was a good episode of The Truman Show.", ">\n\nDe ja vu", ">\n\nLooks like they'll have to make it even wider for the influx of inexperienced shipping crews in the industry.", ">\n\nSeriously, how often does this happens?", ">\n\nIt’s even funnier the second time!!", ">\n\nPlease not with my stuff in it. Please.", ">\n\ncue Leonardo DiCaprio pointing meme", ">\n\ndidn't we do this already O.o", ">\n\nEver blocked is the name of the ship", ">\n\nIt would be funny if it was the same captain.", ">\n\nToo many annoying and unfunny comments in here. \nCan someone with some expertise explain why this seems to keep happening? I see this Ukraine grain vessel was already cleared but this seems to be common.", ">\n\nNot another one", ">\n\n… again?", ">\n\nAgain?" ]

[ "Here we go again...\nWhat do we do with a drunken sailor? What do we do we do with a drunken sailor? What do we do with a drunken sailor, early in the morning?", ">\n\nThrow em in the brig until they're sober", ">\n\nFeed 'em to the hungry rats for dinner.", ">\n\nAnd this is why I'll need to listen to the Drunken Whaler on repeat for some amount of time.", ">\n\nBetween this and the other things happening around the world it's like watching the events of the past 2-3 years replaying themselves.", ">\n\n\n\nSuez Canal blocked by a cargo ship ✅\n\n\nA high number of contagious tourists coming in from China ✅\n\n\nA defeated president's supporters storm a country's government buildings ✅\n\n\nYep, sounds familiar alright.", ">\n\nHistory repeats, no one learns from the past.", ">\n\nI just heard someone say, \"History doesn't repeat itself, but it does rhyme.\"", ">\n\nTime is a circle from a view except it's more like a staircase. And there's a shake at certain parts. \nHating the trudge upwards and always going around.", ">\n\nVonnegut or mcconaughey?", ">\n\n\"Canal traffic is unaffected, the canal authority's chairman Osama Rabie said.\"", ">\n\nCanal authority is what I call it when my wife bosses me around", ">\n\nNot again.", ">\n\nWhat next, a bowl of petunias?", ">\n\nWhat are you doing step-ship!?", ">\n\nI just need a quick tug.", ">\n\nHooray! Worldwide commerce meltdown again! Oh, wait, no, that one is bad...", ">\n\nSorry, no raises this year because that global thing that happened for a couple of days\n-Corporations", ">\n\nAlso, all of the products and services that aren't significantly impacted are going to receive price hikes regardless- which will stick around well-after the supply chain has normalized. Our ~~suckers~~ customers ~~are too dumb to notice~~ understand that our products and services have great value and we're always doing our best to stay competitive with the other sociopaths in the price-fixed industry.", ">\n\nDammit, again?", ">\n\n“Hey, I’ve seen this one! I’ve seen this one! This is a classic!”", ">\n\nAgain!?", ">\n\nYES! THEY PUT IT BACK!!!", ">\n\nImagine the captains face right now though. Just think. They all hope it won't be them, but it had to be someone.", ">\n\nI've already seen this season.", ">\n\n2023 writers getting lazy now.", ">\n\nI feel like I’ve heard this somewhere before…", ">\n\n:( why did it have to be a Ukrainian grain ship … they need the god damn money and the world needs their god damn grain .", ">\n\nAnd why does China need Ukrainian grain?", ">\n\nI’lll just leave this here.", ">\n\nThank you", ">\n\na.s.h.w.g.a.", ">\n\nThis should be interesting, 2023 off to a good start :)", ">\n\nLooks like a lousy remake of couple of previous years...", ">\n\nHave we even recover from the last?", ">\n\nI already saw this episode…", ">\n\nLet's gooooo.", ">\n\nThese idiots can't captain ships for shit", ">\n\nFrom the article: “It is currently unclear to what extent canal traffic is affected.”\nPretty sure that means it is badly affected.", ">\n\nAlso from the article:\n\nCanal traffic is unaffected, the canal authority's chairman Osama Rabie said.", ">\n\nIm not even lying, they changed/updated the article and now its 4x as long with much more info. Thanks.", ">\n\nI actually thought something like that happened. I don't think you're lying! I mean, that would be a weird thing to lie about.", ">\n\nFor f sake can the US just pay Egypt to build a fing second line already. Pretty sure the US could have paid Egypt to build 12 canals from the last wreck and now here we are again. Seriously Egypt doesn't have the money so just pay for it already so we don't have months long shipping crisis every year.", ">\n\nThis ignores both the history of the existing canal and the current megaprojects unfolding in egypt", ">\n\nWe've got another one, folks! 🎉🎉🎉🎉 (On a serious note, FOR FUCK'S SAKE!)", ">\n\nOh god please, Not again.", ">\n\nI bet my new tote bag was on there.", ">\n\nOn a ship carrying grain from Ukraine to China?", ">\n\n\nCanal traffic is unaffected, the canal authority's chairman Osama Rabie said.", ">\n\nIt’s like deja vu all over again.", ">\n\nAgain?", ">\n\nJesus, not again.", ">\n\noh no... not again.", ">\n\nhaha, yes!\nround 2", ">\n\nOkay, who decided to put history on loop?", ">\n\nCan anyone linke some radar site for ships? So we can track how \"bad\" it is?", ">\n\nOh no, not again.", ">\n\nLet's gooooo!", ">\n\nWe don’t need no stinkin supply chain!", ">\n\nEvergreen 2?", ">\n\nThis was a good episode of The Truman Show.", ">\n\nUkraine still exporting to China . Unfuckin real", ">\n\nGreat, now I will have to wait even longer for my container full of rubber dog poo", ">\n\nHere we go again...\nWhat do we do with a drunken sailor? What do we do we do with a drunken sailor? What do we do with a drunken sailor, early in the morning?", ">\n\nThrow em in the brig until they're sober", ">\n\nFeed 'em to the hungry rats for dinner.", ">\n\nPut them in bed with the captain's daughter", ">\n\nHave you seen the captain’s daughter (early in the morning)?", ">\n\nSober?", ">\n\nBetween this and the other things happening around the world it's like watching the events of the past 2-3 years replaying themselves.", ">\n\n\n\nShip stuck at the Suez Canal ✅\n\n\nA high number of contagious tourists coming in from China ✅\n\n\nA defeated president's supporters storm a country's government buildings ✅\n\n\nYep, sounds familiar alright.", ">\n\nHistory repeats, no one learns from the past.", ">\n\nI just heard someone say, \"History doesn't repeat itself, but it does rhyme.\"", ">\n\nRepeat Rap Battles of History! \n2020! Vs! 2023!\nBEGIN!", ">\n\nGreat now I gotta go listen to 40 ERBoH videos", ">\n\n\"Canal traffic is unaffected, the canal authority's chairman Osama Rabie said.\"", ">\n\nCanal authority is what I call it when my wife bosses me around", ">\n\nNo that one is without the C", ">\n\nNo, what you mean is when the morning coffee takes control", ">\n\nNot again.", ">\n\nWhat next, a bowl of petunias?", ">\n\n“Hey, I’ve seen this one! I’ve seen this one! This is a classic!”", ">\n\nWhat do you mean you’ve seen it, it’s brand new?", ">\n\nWhat are you doing step-ship!?", ">\n\nI just need a quick tug.", ">\n\nAgain!?", ">\n\nHooray! Worldwide commerce meltdown again! Oh, wait, no, that one is bad...", ">\n\nSorry, no raises this year because that global thing that happened for a couple of days\n-Corporations", ">\n\nAlso, all of the products and services that aren't significantly impacted are going to receive price hikes regardless- which will stick around well-after the supply chain has normalized. Our ~~suckers~~ customers ~~are too dumb to notice~~ understand that our products and services have great value and we're always doing our best to stay competitive with the other sociopaths in the price-fixed industry.", ">\n\nDammit, again?", ">\n\nYES! THEY PUT IT BACK!!!", ">\n\nThis should be interesting, 2023 off to a good start :)", ">\n\nLooks like a lousy remake of couple of previous years...", ">\n\nI've already seen this season.", ">\n\nI feel like I’ve heard this somewhere before…", ">\n\nSounds like no one read the article... They were able to get the ship unstuck, and it didn't sound like it caused any blockage. So nothing to worry about, and nothing like the last blockage.", ">\n\nImagine the captains face right now though. Just think. They all hope it won't be them, but it had to be someone.", ">\n\n2023 writers getting lazy now.", ">\n\nHave we even recover from the last?", ">\n\nI already saw this episode…", ">\n\nIt got up and left, why is everyone confused?", ">\n\nNobody asked for a sequel to Attack of the Crab Monsters (1957).", ">\n\nI’lll just leave this here.", ">\n\nThank you", ">\n\na.s.h.w.g.a.", ">\n\nLet's gooooo.", ">\n\nGreat, now I will have to wait even longer for my container full of rubber dog poo", ">\n\nIt has been resolved already: source", ">\n\nThis new is breaking!", ">\n\n*again", ">\n\nWell this year is off to a GREAT start.", ">\n\n:( why did it have to be a Ukrainian grain ship … they need the god damn money and the world needs their god damn grain .", ">\n\nAnd why does China need Ukrainian grain?", ">\n\nSo people dont starve ?", ">\n\nI didn't realize that such a massive industrial country as China needs grain import to not starve.", ">\n\nFrom the article: “It is currently unclear to what extent canal traffic is affected.”\nPretty sure that means it is badly affected.", ">\n\nAlso from the article:\n\nCanal traffic is unaffected, the canal authority's chairman Osama Rabie said.", ">\n\nIm not even lying, they changed/updated the article and now its 4x as long with much more info. Thanks.", ">\n\nI actually thought something like that happened. I don't think you're lying! I mean, that would be a weird thing to lie about.", ">\n\nThese idiots can't captain ships for shit", ">\n\nUkraine still exporting to China . Unfuckin real", ">\n\nFor f sake can the US just pay Egypt to build a fing second line already. Pretty sure the US could have paid Egypt to build 12 canals from the last wreck and now here we are again. Seriously Egypt doesn't have the money so just pay for it already so we don't have months long shipping crisis every year.", ">\n\nThis ignores both the history of the existing canal and the current megaprojects unfolding in egypt", ">\n\nWe've got another one, folks! 🎉🎉🎉🎉 (On a serious note, FOR FUCK'S SAKE!)", ">\n\nOh god please, Not again.", ">\n\nI bet my new tote bag was on there.", ">\n\nOn a ship carrying grain from Ukraine to China?", ">\n\n\nCanal traffic is unaffected, the canal authority's chairman Osama Rabie said.", ">\n\nIt’s like deja vu all over again.", ">\n\nAgain?", ">\n\nJesus, not again.", ">\n\noh no... not again.", ">\n\nhaha, yes!\nround 2", ">\n\nOkay, who decided to put history on loop?", ">\n\nCan anyone linke some radar site for ships? So we can track how \"bad\" it is?", ">\n\nOh no, not again.", ">\n\nLet's gooooo!", ">\n\nWe don’t need no stinkin supply chain!", ">\n\nEvergreen 2?", ">\n\nThis was a good episode of The Truman Show.", ">\n\nDe ja vu", ">\n\nLooks like they'll have to make it even wider for the influx of inexperienced shipping crews in the industry.", ">\n\nDeja Vu anyone?", ">\n\nSeriously, how often does this happens?", ">\n\nAgain?", ">\n\nIt’s even funnier the second time!!", ">\n\nPlease not with my stuff in it. Please.", ">\n\nBetween this and the other things happening around the world it's like watching the events of the past 2-3 years replaying themselves.", ">\n\n\n\nShip stuck at the Suez Canal ✅\n\n\nA high number of contagious tourists coming in from China ✅\n\n\nA defeated president's supporters storm a country's government buildings ✅\n\n\nYep, sounds familiar alright.", ">\n\nHistory repeats, no one learns from the past.", ">\n\nI just heard someone say, \"History doesn't repeat itself, but it does rhyme.\"", ">\n\nTime is a circle from a view except it's more like a staircase. And there's a shake at certain parts. \nHating the trudge upwards and always going around.", ">\n\nVonnegut or mcconaughey?", ">\n\n\"Canal traffic is unaffected, the canal authority's chairman Osama Rabie said.\"", ">\n\nCanal authority is what I call it when my wife bosses me around", ">\n\nNo that one is without the C", ">\n\nNo, what you mean is when the morning coffee takes control", ">\n\nHere we go again...\nWhat do we do with a drunken sailor? What do we do we do with a drunken sailor? What do we do with a drunken sailor, early in the morning?", ">\n\nThrow em in the brig until they're sober", ">\n\nFeed 'em to the hungry rats for dinner.", ">\n\nPut them in bed with the captain's daughter", ">\n\nHave you seen the captain’s daughter (early in the morning)?", ">\n\nShave his belly with a rusty razor", ">\n\n“Hey, I’ve seen this one! I’ve seen this one! This is a classic!”", ">\n\nWhat do you mean you’ve seen it, it’s brand new?", ">\n\nWhat’s a rerun?", ">\n\nWhat are you doing step-ship!?", ">\n\nIt doesn't take much with you people.", ">\n\nAhaa but you got the referrence still! 😆", ">\n\nNot again.", ">\n\nWhat next, a bowl of petunias?", ">\n\ndunno, time to start eating a bat's soup from a chinese wetmarket", ">\n\nAgain!?", ">\n\nHooray! Worldwide commerce meltdown again! Oh, wait, no, that one is bad...", ">\n\nYeah hopefully it gets resolved quick, more supply chain issues are not what we need right now", ">\n\nA quick scan of the article says it doesn't affect traffic.... I know reading isn't fun though.", ">\n\nIt has now been cleared!", ">\n\nDammit, again?", ">\n\nYES! THEY PUT IT BACK!!!", ">\n\nSounds like no one read the article... They were able to get the ship unstuck, and it didn't sound like it caused any blockage. So nothing to worry about, and nothing like the last blockage.", ">\n\nThis should be interesting, 2023 off to a good start :)", ">\n\nLooks like a lousy remake of couple of previous years...", ">\n\nI've already seen this season.", ">\n\n2023 writers getting lazy now.", ">\n\nI feel like I’ve heard this somewhere before…", ">\n\nIt has been resolved already: source", ">\n\nIt got up and left, why is everyone confused?", ">\n\nNobody asked for a sequel to Attack of the Crab Monsters (1957).", ">\n\nImagine the captains face right now though. Just think. They all hope it won't be them, but it had to be someone.", ">\n\nHave we even recover from the last?", ">\n\nI already saw this episode…", ">\n\nLet's gooooo.", ">\n\n*again", ">\n\nWell this year is off to a GREAT start.", ">\n\nI’lll just leave this here.", ">\n\nThank you", ">\n\na.s.h.w.g.a.", ">\n\n\"All we had to do was follow the damn train CJ\"", ">\n\nGreat, now I will have to wait even longer for my container full of rubber dog poo", ">\n\nThis new is breaking!", ">\n\nDeja Vu anyone?", ">\n\nAgain?", ">\n\nNot again", ">\n\n:( why did it have to be a Ukrainian grain ship … they need the god damn money and the world needs their god damn grain .", ">\n\nAnd why does China need Ukrainian grain?", ">\n\nSo people dont starve ?", ">\n\nI didn't realize that such a massive industrial country as China needs grain import to not starve.", ">\n\nCombined ukraine and russia i believe grow 80% of the worlds grain .", ">\n\nFrom the article: “It is currently unclear to what extent canal traffic is affected.”\nPretty sure that means it is badly affected.", ">\n\nAlso from the article:\n\nCanal traffic is unaffected, the canal authority's chairman Osama Rabie said.", ">\n\nIm not even lying, they changed/updated the article and now its 4x as long with much more info. Thanks.", ">\n\nI actually thought something like that happened. I don't think you're lying! I mean, that would be a weird thing to lie about.", ">\n\nThese idiots can't captain ships for shit", ">\n\nUkraine still exporting to China . Unfuckin real", ">\n\nFor f sake can the US just pay Egypt to build a fing second line already. Pretty sure the US could have paid Egypt to build 12 canals from the last wreck and now here we are again. Seriously Egypt doesn't have the money so just pay for it already so we don't have months long shipping crisis every year.", ">\n\nThis ignores both the history of the existing canal and the current megaprojects unfolding in egypt", ">\n\nWe've got another one, folks! 🎉🎉🎉🎉 (On a serious note, FOR FUCK'S SAKE!)", ">\n\nOh god please, Not again.", ">\n\nI bet my new tote bag was on there.", ">\n\nOn a ship carrying grain from Ukraine to China?", ">\n\n\nCanal traffic is unaffected, the canal authority's chairman Osama Rabie said.", ">\n\nIt’s like deja vu all over again.", ">\n\nAgain?", ">\n\nJesus, not again.", ">\n\noh no... not again.", ">\n\nhaha, yes!\nround 2", ">\n\nOkay, who decided to put history on loop?", ">\n\nCan anyone linke some radar site for ships? So we can track how \"bad\" it is?", ">\n\nOh no, not again.", ">\n\nLet's gooooo!", ">\n\nWe don’t need no stinkin supply chain!", ">\n\nEvergreen 2?", ">\n\nThe name's the hint, innit", ">\n\nThis was a good episode of The Truman Show.", ">\n\nDe ja vu", ">\n\nLooks like they'll have to make it even wider for the influx of inexperienced shipping crews in the industry.", ">\n\nSeriously, how often does this happens?", ">\n\nIt’s even funnier the second time!!", ">\n\nPlease not with my stuff in it. Please.", ">\n\ncue Leonardo DiCaprio pointing meme", ">\n\ndidn't we do this already O.o", ">\n\nEver blocked is the name of the ship", ">\n\nIt would be funny if it was the same captain.", ">\n\nToo many annoying and unfunny comments in here. \nCan someone with some expertise explain why this seems to keep happening? I see this Ukraine grain vessel was already cleared but this seems to be common.", ">\n\nNot another one", ">\n\n… again?", ">\n\nAgain?", ">\n\nOh shit. There we go again." ]

[ "Here we go again...\nWhat do we do with a drunken sailor? What do we do we do with a drunken sailor? What do we do with a drunken sailor, early in the morning?", ">\n\nThrow em in the brig until they're sober", ">\n\nFeed 'em to the hungry rats for dinner.", ">\n\nAnd this is why I'll need to listen to the Drunken Whaler on repeat for some amount of time.", ">\n\nBetween this and the other things happening around the world it's like watching the events of the past 2-3 years replaying themselves.", ">\n\n\n\nSuez Canal blocked by a cargo ship ✅\n\n\nA high number of contagious tourists coming in from China ✅\n\n\nA defeated president's supporters storm a country's government buildings ✅\n\n\nYep, sounds familiar alright.", ">\n\nHistory repeats, no one learns from the past.", ">\n\nI just heard someone say, \"History doesn't repeat itself, but it does rhyme.\"", ">\n\nTime is a circle from a view except it's more like a staircase. And there's a shake at certain parts. \nHating the trudge upwards and always going around.", ">\n\nVonnegut or mcconaughey?", ">\n\n\"Canal traffic is unaffected, the canal authority's chairman Osama Rabie said.\"", ">\n\nCanal authority is what I call it when my wife bosses me around", ">\n\nNot again.", ">\n\nWhat next, a bowl of petunias?", ">\n\nWhat are you doing step-ship!?", ">\n\nI just need a quick tug.", ">\n\nHooray! Worldwide commerce meltdown again! Oh, wait, no, that one is bad...", ">\n\nSorry, no raises this year because that global thing that happened for a couple of days\n-Corporations", ">\n\nAlso, all of the products and services that aren't significantly impacted are going to receive price hikes regardless- which will stick around well-after the supply chain has normalized. Our ~~suckers~~ customers ~~are too dumb to notice~~ understand that our products and services have great value and we're always doing our best to stay competitive with the other sociopaths in the price-fixed industry.", ">\n\nDammit, again?", ">\n\n“Hey, I’ve seen this one! I’ve seen this one! This is a classic!”", ">\n\nAgain!?", ">\n\nYES! THEY PUT IT BACK!!!", ">\n\nImagine the captains face right now though. Just think. They all hope it won't be them, but it had to be someone.", ">\n\nI've already seen this season.", ">\n\n2023 writers getting lazy now.", ">\n\nI feel like I’ve heard this somewhere before…", ">\n\n:( why did it have to be a Ukrainian grain ship … they need the god damn money and the world needs their god damn grain .", ">\n\nAnd why does China need Ukrainian grain?", ">\n\nI’lll just leave this here.", ">\n\nThank you", ">\n\na.s.h.w.g.a.", ">\n\nThis should be interesting, 2023 off to a good start :)", ">\n\nLooks like a lousy remake of couple of previous years...", ">\n\nHave we even recover from the last?", ">\n\nI already saw this episode…", ">\n\nLet's gooooo.", ">\n\nThese idiots can't captain ships for shit", ">\n\nFrom the article: “It is currently unclear to what extent canal traffic is affected.”\nPretty sure that means it is badly affected.", ">\n\nAlso from the article:\n\nCanal traffic is unaffected, the canal authority's chairman Osama Rabie said.", ">\n\nIm not even lying, they changed/updated the article and now its 4x as long with much more info. Thanks.", ">\n\nI actually thought something like that happened. I don't think you're lying! I mean, that would be a weird thing to lie about.", ">\n\nFor f sake can the US just pay Egypt to build a fing second line already. Pretty sure the US could have paid Egypt to build 12 canals from the last wreck and now here we are again. Seriously Egypt doesn't have the money so just pay for it already so we don't have months long shipping crisis every year.", ">\n\nThis ignores both the history of the existing canal and the current megaprojects unfolding in egypt", ">\n\nWe've got another one, folks! 🎉🎉🎉🎉 (On a serious note, FOR FUCK'S SAKE!)", ">\n\nOh god please, Not again.", ">\n\nI bet my new tote bag was on there.", ">\n\nOn a ship carrying grain from Ukraine to China?", ">\n\n\nCanal traffic is unaffected, the canal authority's chairman Osama Rabie said.", ">\n\nIt’s like deja vu all over again.", ">\n\nAgain?", ">\n\nJesus, not again.", ">\n\noh no... not again.", ">\n\nhaha, yes!\nround 2", ">\n\nOkay, who decided to put history on loop?", ">\n\nCan anyone linke some radar site for ships? So we can track how \"bad\" it is?", ">\n\nOh no, not again.", ">\n\nLet's gooooo!", ">\n\nWe don’t need no stinkin supply chain!", ">\n\nEvergreen 2?", ">\n\nThis was a good episode of The Truman Show.", ">\n\nUkraine still exporting to China . Unfuckin real", ">\n\nGreat, now I will have to wait even longer for my container full of rubber dog poo", ">\n\nHere we go again...\nWhat do we do with a drunken sailor? What do we do we do with a drunken sailor? What do we do with a drunken sailor, early in the morning?", ">\n\nThrow em in the brig until they're sober", ">\n\nFeed 'em to the hungry rats for dinner.", ">\n\nPut them in bed with the captain's daughter", ">\n\nHave you seen the captain’s daughter (early in the morning)?", ">\n\nSober?", ">\n\nBetween this and the other things happening around the world it's like watching the events of the past 2-3 years replaying themselves.", ">\n\n\n\nShip stuck at the Suez Canal ✅\n\n\nA high number of contagious tourists coming in from China ✅\n\n\nA defeated president's supporters storm a country's government buildings ✅\n\n\nYep, sounds familiar alright.", ">\n\nHistory repeats, no one learns from the past.", ">\n\nI just heard someone say, \"History doesn't repeat itself, but it does rhyme.\"", ">\n\nRepeat Rap Battles of History! \n2020! Vs! 2023!\nBEGIN!", ">\n\nGreat now I gotta go listen to 40 ERBoH videos", ">\n\n\"Canal traffic is unaffected, the canal authority's chairman Osama Rabie said.\"", ">\n\nCanal authority is what I call it when my wife bosses me around", ">\n\nNo that one is without the C", ">\n\nNo, what you mean is when the morning coffee takes control", ">\n\nNot again.", ">\n\nWhat next, a bowl of petunias?", ">\n\n“Hey, I’ve seen this one! I’ve seen this one! This is a classic!”", ">\n\nWhat do you mean you’ve seen it, it’s brand new?", ">\n\nWhat are you doing step-ship!?", ">\n\nI just need a quick tug.", ">\n\nAgain!?", ">\n\nHooray! Worldwide commerce meltdown again! Oh, wait, no, that one is bad...", ">\n\nSorry, no raises this year because that global thing that happened for a couple of days\n-Corporations", ">\n\nAlso, all of the products and services that aren't significantly impacted are going to receive price hikes regardless- which will stick around well-after the supply chain has normalized. Our ~~suckers~~ customers ~~are too dumb to notice~~ understand that our products and services have great value and we're always doing our best to stay competitive with the other sociopaths in the price-fixed industry.", ">\n\nDammit, again?", ">\n\nYES! THEY PUT IT BACK!!!", ">\n\nThis should be interesting, 2023 off to a good start :)", ">\n\nLooks like a lousy remake of couple of previous years...", ">\n\nI've already seen this season.", ">\n\nI feel like I’ve heard this somewhere before…", ">\n\nSounds like no one read the article... They were able to get the ship unstuck, and it didn't sound like it caused any blockage. So nothing to worry about, and nothing like the last blockage.", ">\n\nImagine the captains face right now though. Just think. They all hope it won't be them, but it had to be someone.", ">\n\n2023 writers getting lazy now.", ">\n\nHave we even recover from the last?", ">\n\nI already saw this episode…", ">\n\nIt got up and left, why is everyone confused?", ">\n\nNobody asked for a sequel to Attack of the Crab Monsters (1957).", ">\n\nI’lll just leave this here.", ">\n\nThank you", ">\n\na.s.h.w.g.a.", ">\n\nLet's gooooo.", ">\n\nGreat, now I will have to wait even longer for my container full of rubber dog poo", ">\n\nIt has been resolved already: source", ">\n\nThis new is breaking!", ">\n\n*again", ">\n\nWell this year is off to a GREAT start.", ">\n\n:( why did it have to be a Ukrainian grain ship … they need the god damn money and the world needs their god damn grain .", ">\n\nAnd why does China need Ukrainian grain?", ">\n\nSo people dont starve ?", ">\n\nI didn't realize that such a massive industrial country as China needs grain import to not starve.", ">\n\nFrom the article: “It is currently unclear to what extent canal traffic is affected.”\nPretty sure that means it is badly affected.", ">\n\nAlso from the article:\n\nCanal traffic is unaffected, the canal authority's chairman Osama Rabie said.", ">\n\nIm not even lying, they changed/updated the article and now its 4x as long with much more info. Thanks.", ">\n\nI actually thought something like that happened. I don't think you're lying! I mean, that would be a weird thing to lie about.", ">\n\nThese idiots can't captain ships for shit", ">\n\nUkraine still exporting to China . Unfuckin real", ">\n\nFor f sake can the US just pay Egypt to build a fing second line already. Pretty sure the US could have paid Egypt to build 12 canals from the last wreck and now here we are again. Seriously Egypt doesn't have the money so just pay for it already so we don't have months long shipping crisis every year.", ">\n\nThis ignores both the history of the existing canal and the current megaprojects unfolding in egypt", ">\n\nWe've got another one, folks! 🎉🎉🎉🎉 (On a serious note, FOR FUCK'S SAKE!)", ">\n\nOh god please, Not again.", ">\n\nI bet my new tote bag was on there.", ">\n\nOn a ship carrying grain from Ukraine to China?", ">\n\n\nCanal traffic is unaffected, the canal authority's chairman Osama Rabie said.", ">\n\nIt’s like deja vu all over again.", ">\n\nAgain?", ">\n\nJesus, not again.", ">\n\noh no... not again.", ">\n\nhaha, yes!\nround 2", ">\n\nOkay, who decided to put history on loop?", ">\n\nCan anyone linke some radar site for ships? So we can track how \"bad\" it is?", ">\n\nOh no, not again.", ">\n\nLet's gooooo!", ">\n\nWe don’t need no stinkin supply chain!", ">\n\nEvergreen 2?", ">\n\nThis was a good episode of The Truman Show.", ">\n\nDe ja vu", ">\n\nLooks like they'll have to make it even wider for the influx of inexperienced shipping crews in the industry.", ">\n\nDeja Vu anyone?", ">\n\nSeriously, how often does this happens?", ">\n\nAgain?", ">\n\nIt’s even funnier the second time!!", ">\n\nPlease not with my stuff in it. Please.", ">\n\nBetween this and the other things happening around the world it's like watching the events of the past 2-3 years replaying themselves.", ">\n\n\n\nShip stuck at the Suez Canal ✅\n\n\nA high number of contagious tourists coming in from China ✅\n\n\nA defeated president's supporters storm a country's government buildings ✅\n\n\nYep, sounds familiar alright.", ">\n\nHistory repeats, no one learns from the past.", ">\n\nI just heard someone say, \"History doesn't repeat itself, but it does rhyme.\"", ">\n\nTime is a circle from a view except it's more like a staircase. And there's a shake at certain parts. \nHating the trudge upwards and always going around.", ">\n\nVonnegut or mcconaughey?", ">\n\n\"Canal traffic is unaffected, the canal authority's chairman Osama Rabie said.\"", ">\n\nCanal authority is what I call it when my wife bosses me around", ">\n\nNo that one is without the C", ">\n\nNo, what you mean is when the morning coffee takes control", ">\n\nHere we go again...\nWhat do we do with a drunken sailor? What do we do we do with a drunken sailor? What do we do with a drunken sailor, early in the morning?", ">\n\nThrow em in the brig until they're sober", ">\n\nFeed 'em to the hungry rats for dinner.", ">\n\nPut them in bed with the captain's daughter", ">\n\nHave you seen the captain’s daughter (early in the morning)?", ">\n\nShave his belly with a rusty razor", ">\n\n“Hey, I’ve seen this one! I’ve seen this one! This is a classic!”", ">\n\nWhat do you mean you’ve seen it, it’s brand new?", ">\n\nWhat’s a rerun?", ">\n\nWhat are you doing step-ship!?", ">\n\nIt doesn't take much with you people.", ">\n\nAhaa but you got the referrence still! 😆", ">\n\nNot again.", ">\n\nWhat next, a bowl of petunias?", ">\n\ndunno, time to start eating a bat's soup from a chinese wetmarket", ">\n\nAgain!?", ">\n\nHooray! Worldwide commerce meltdown again! Oh, wait, no, that one is bad...", ">\n\nYeah hopefully it gets resolved quick, more supply chain issues are not what we need right now", ">\n\nA quick scan of the article says it doesn't affect traffic.... I know reading isn't fun though.", ">\n\nIt has now been cleared!", ">\n\nDammit, again?", ">\n\nYES! THEY PUT IT BACK!!!", ">\n\nSounds like no one read the article... They were able to get the ship unstuck, and it didn't sound like it caused any blockage. So nothing to worry about, and nothing like the last blockage.", ">\n\nThis should be interesting, 2023 off to a good start :)", ">\n\nLooks like a lousy remake of couple of previous years...", ">\n\nI've already seen this season.", ">\n\n2023 writers getting lazy now.", ">\n\nI feel like I’ve heard this somewhere before…", ">\n\nIt has been resolved already: source", ">\n\nIt got up and left, why is everyone confused?", ">\n\nNobody asked for a sequel to Attack of the Crab Monsters (1957).", ">\n\nImagine the captains face right now though. Just think. They all hope it won't be them, but it had to be someone.", ">\n\nHave we even recover from the last?", ">\n\nI already saw this episode…", ">\n\nLet's gooooo.", ">\n\n*again", ">\n\nWell this year is off to a GREAT start.", ">\n\nI’lll just leave this here.", ">\n\nThank you", ">\n\na.s.h.w.g.a.", ">\n\n\"All we had to do was follow the damn train CJ\"", ">\n\nGreat, now I will have to wait even longer for my container full of rubber dog poo", ">\n\nThis new is breaking!", ">\n\nDeja Vu anyone?", ">\n\nAgain?", ">\n\nNot again", ">\n\n:( why did it have to be a Ukrainian grain ship … they need the god damn money and the world needs their god damn grain .", ">\n\nAnd why does China need Ukrainian grain?", ">\n\nSo people dont starve ?", ">\n\nI didn't realize that such a massive industrial country as China needs grain import to not starve.", ">\n\nCombined ukraine and russia i believe grow 80% of the worlds grain .", ">\n\nFrom the article: “It is currently unclear to what extent canal traffic is affected.”\nPretty sure that means it is badly affected.", ">\n\nAlso from the article:\n\nCanal traffic is unaffected, the canal authority's chairman Osama Rabie said.", ">\n\nIm not even lying, they changed/updated the article and now its 4x as long with much more info. Thanks.", ">\n\nI actually thought something like that happened. I don't think you're lying! I mean, that would be a weird thing to lie about.", ">\n\nThese idiots can't captain ships for shit", ">\n\nUkraine still exporting to China . Unfuckin real", ">\n\nFor f sake can the US just pay Egypt to build a fing second line already. Pretty sure the US could have paid Egypt to build 12 canals from the last wreck and now here we are again. Seriously Egypt doesn't have the money so just pay for it already so we don't have months long shipping crisis every year.", ">\n\nThis ignores both the history of the existing canal and the current megaprojects unfolding in egypt", ">\n\nWe've got another one, folks! 🎉🎉🎉🎉 (On a serious note, FOR FUCK'S SAKE!)", ">\n\nOh god please, Not again.", ">\n\nI bet my new tote bag was on there.", ">\n\nOn a ship carrying grain from Ukraine to China?", ">\n\n\nCanal traffic is unaffected, the canal authority's chairman Osama Rabie said.", ">\n\nIt’s like deja vu all over again.", ">\n\nAgain?", ">\n\nJesus, not again.", ">\n\noh no... not again.", ">\n\nhaha, yes!\nround 2", ">\n\nOkay, who decided to put history on loop?", ">\n\nCan anyone linke some radar site for ships? So we can track how \"bad\" it is?", ">\n\nOh no, not again.", ">\n\nLet's gooooo!", ">\n\nWe don’t need no stinkin supply chain!", ">\n\nEvergreen 2?", ">\n\nThe name's the hint, innit", ">\n\nThis was a good episode of The Truman Show.", ">\n\nDe ja vu", ">\n\nLooks like they'll have to make it even wider for the influx of inexperienced shipping crews in the industry.", ">\n\nSeriously, how often does this happens?", ">\n\nIt’s even funnier the second time!!", ">\n\nPlease not with my stuff in it. Please.", ">\n\ncue Leonardo DiCaprio pointing meme", ">\n\ndidn't we do this already O.o", ">\n\nEver blocked is the name of the ship", ">\n\nIt would be funny if it was the same captain.", ">\n\nToo many annoying and unfunny comments in here. \nCan someone with some expertise explain why this seems to keep happening? I see this Ukraine grain vessel was already cleared but this seems to be common.", ">\n\nNot another one", ">\n\n… again?", ">\n\nAgain?", ">\n\nOh shit. There we go again.", ">\n\nPerhaps the captain / pilot of the ship needs a bit of retraining?" ]

[ "Here we go again...\nWhat do we do with a drunken sailor? What do we do we do with a drunken sailor? What do we do with a drunken sailor, early in the morning?", ">\n\nThrow em in the brig until they're sober", ">\n\nFeed 'em to the hungry rats for dinner.", ">\n\nAnd this is why I'll need to listen to the Drunken Whaler on repeat for some amount of time.", ">\n\nBetween this and the other things happening around the world it's like watching the events of the past 2-3 years replaying themselves.", ">\n\n\n\nSuez Canal blocked by a cargo ship ✅\n\n\nA high number of contagious tourists coming in from China ✅\n\n\nA defeated president's supporters storm a country's government buildings ✅\n\n\nYep, sounds familiar alright.", ">\n\nHistory repeats, no one learns from the past.", ">\n\nI just heard someone say, \"History doesn't repeat itself, but it does rhyme.\"", ">\n\nTime is a circle from a view except it's more like a staircase. And there's a shake at certain parts. \nHating the trudge upwards and always going around.", ">\n\nVonnegut or mcconaughey?", ">\n\n\"Canal traffic is unaffected, the canal authority's chairman Osama Rabie said.\"", ">\n\nCanal authority is what I call it when my wife bosses me around", ">\n\nNot again.", ">\n\nWhat next, a bowl of petunias?", ">\n\nWhat are you doing step-ship!?", ">\n\nI just need a quick tug.", ">\n\nHooray! Worldwide commerce meltdown again! Oh, wait, no, that one is bad...", ">\n\nSorry, no raises this year because that global thing that happened for a couple of days\n-Corporations", ">\n\nAlso, all of the products and services that aren't significantly impacted are going to receive price hikes regardless- which will stick around well-after the supply chain has normalized. Our ~~suckers~~ customers ~~are too dumb to notice~~ understand that our products and services have great value and we're always doing our best to stay competitive with the other sociopaths in the price-fixed industry.", ">\n\nDammit, again?", ">\n\n“Hey, I’ve seen this one! I’ve seen this one! This is a classic!”", ">\n\nAgain!?", ">\n\nYES! THEY PUT IT BACK!!!", ">\n\nImagine the captains face right now though. Just think. They all hope it won't be them, but it had to be someone.", ">\n\nI've already seen this season.", ">\n\n2023 writers getting lazy now.", ">\n\nI feel like I’ve heard this somewhere before…", ">\n\n:( why did it have to be a Ukrainian grain ship … they need the god damn money and the world needs their god damn grain .", ">\n\nAnd why does China need Ukrainian grain?", ">\n\nI’lll just leave this here.", ">\n\nThank you", ">\n\na.s.h.w.g.a.", ">\n\nThis should be interesting, 2023 off to a good start :)", ">\n\nLooks like a lousy remake of couple of previous years...", ">\n\nHave we even recover from the last?", ">\n\nI already saw this episode…", ">\n\nLet's gooooo.", ">\n\nThese idiots can't captain ships for shit", ">\n\nFrom the article: “It is currently unclear to what extent canal traffic is affected.”\nPretty sure that means it is badly affected.", ">\n\nAlso from the article:\n\nCanal traffic is unaffected, the canal authority's chairman Osama Rabie said.", ">\n\nIm not even lying, they changed/updated the article and now its 4x as long with much more info. Thanks.", ">\n\nI actually thought something like that happened. I don't think you're lying! I mean, that would be a weird thing to lie about.", ">\n\nFor f sake can the US just pay Egypt to build a fing second line already. Pretty sure the US could have paid Egypt to build 12 canals from the last wreck and now here we are again. Seriously Egypt doesn't have the money so just pay for it already so we don't have months long shipping crisis every year.", ">\n\nThis ignores both the history of the existing canal and the current megaprojects unfolding in egypt", ">\n\nWe've got another one, folks! 🎉🎉🎉🎉 (On a serious note, FOR FUCK'S SAKE!)", ">\n\nOh god please, Not again.", ">\n\nI bet my new tote bag was on there.", ">\n\nOn a ship carrying grain from Ukraine to China?", ">\n\n\nCanal traffic is unaffected, the canal authority's chairman Osama Rabie said.", ">\n\nIt’s like deja vu all over again.", ">\n\nAgain?", ">\n\nJesus, not again.", ">\n\noh no... not again.", ">\n\nhaha, yes!\nround 2", ">\n\nOkay, who decided to put history on loop?", ">\n\nCan anyone linke some radar site for ships? So we can track how \"bad\" it is?", ">\n\nOh no, not again.", ">\n\nLet's gooooo!", ">\n\nWe don’t need no stinkin supply chain!", ">\n\nEvergreen 2?", ">\n\nThis was a good episode of The Truman Show.", ">\n\nUkraine still exporting to China . Unfuckin real", ">\n\nGreat, now I will have to wait even longer for my container full of rubber dog poo", ">\n\nHere we go again...\nWhat do we do with a drunken sailor? What do we do we do with a drunken sailor? What do we do with a drunken sailor, early in the morning?", ">\n\nThrow em in the brig until they're sober", ">\n\nFeed 'em to the hungry rats for dinner.", ">\n\nPut them in bed with the captain's daughter", ">\n\nHave you seen the captain’s daughter (early in the morning)?", ">\n\nSober?", ">\n\nBetween this and the other things happening around the world it's like watching the events of the past 2-3 years replaying themselves.", ">\n\n\n\nShip stuck at the Suez Canal ✅\n\n\nA high number of contagious tourists coming in from China ✅\n\n\nA defeated president's supporters storm a country's government buildings ✅\n\n\nYep, sounds familiar alright.", ">\n\nHistory repeats, no one learns from the past.", ">\n\nI just heard someone say, \"History doesn't repeat itself, but it does rhyme.\"", ">\n\nRepeat Rap Battles of History! \n2020! Vs! 2023!\nBEGIN!", ">\n\nGreat now I gotta go listen to 40 ERBoH videos", ">\n\n\"Canal traffic is unaffected, the canal authority's chairman Osama Rabie said.\"", ">\n\nCanal authority is what I call it when my wife bosses me around", ">\n\nNo that one is without the C", ">\n\nNo, what you mean is when the morning coffee takes control", ">\n\nNot again.", ">\n\nWhat next, a bowl of petunias?", ">\n\n“Hey, I’ve seen this one! I’ve seen this one! This is a classic!”", ">\n\nWhat do you mean you’ve seen it, it’s brand new?", ">\n\nWhat are you doing step-ship!?", ">\n\nI just need a quick tug.", ">\n\nAgain!?", ">\n\nHooray! Worldwide commerce meltdown again! Oh, wait, no, that one is bad...", ">\n\nSorry, no raises this year because that global thing that happened for a couple of days\n-Corporations", ">\n\nAlso, all of the products and services that aren't significantly impacted are going to receive price hikes regardless- which will stick around well-after the supply chain has normalized. Our ~~suckers~~ customers ~~are too dumb to notice~~ understand that our products and services have great value and we're always doing our best to stay competitive with the other sociopaths in the price-fixed industry.", ">\n\nDammit, again?", ">\n\nYES! THEY PUT IT BACK!!!", ">\n\nThis should be interesting, 2023 off to a good start :)", ">\n\nLooks like a lousy remake of couple of previous years...", ">\n\nI've already seen this season.", ">\n\nI feel like I’ve heard this somewhere before…", ">\n\nSounds like no one read the article... They were able to get the ship unstuck, and it didn't sound like it caused any blockage. So nothing to worry about, and nothing like the last blockage.", ">\n\nImagine the captains face right now though. Just think. They all hope it won't be them, but it had to be someone.", ">\n\n2023 writers getting lazy now.", ">\n\nHave we even recover from the last?", ">\n\nI already saw this episode…", ">\n\nIt got up and left, why is everyone confused?", ">\n\nNobody asked for a sequel to Attack of the Crab Monsters (1957).", ">\n\nI’lll just leave this here.", ">\n\nThank you", ">\n\na.s.h.w.g.a.", ">\n\nLet's gooooo.", ">\n\nGreat, now I will have to wait even longer for my container full of rubber dog poo", ">\n\nIt has been resolved already: source", ">\n\nThis new is breaking!", ">\n\n*again", ">\n\nWell this year is off to a GREAT start.", ">\n\n:( why did it have to be a Ukrainian grain ship … they need the god damn money and the world needs their god damn grain .", ">\n\nAnd why does China need Ukrainian grain?", ">\n\nSo people dont starve ?", ">\n\nI didn't realize that such a massive industrial country as China needs grain import to not starve.", ">\n\nFrom the article: “It is currently unclear to what extent canal traffic is affected.”\nPretty sure that means it is badly affected.", ">\n\nAlso from the article:\n\nCanal traffic is unaffected, the canal authority's chairman Osama Rabie said.", ">\n\nIm not even lying, they changed/updated the article and now its 4x as long with much more info. Thanks.", ">\n\nI actually thought something like that happened. I don't think you're lying! I mean, that would be a weird thing to lie about.", ">\n\nThese idiots can't captain ships for shit", ">\n\nUkraine still exporting to China . Unfuckin real", ">\n\nFor f sake can the US just pay Egypt to build a fing second line already. Pretty sure the US could have paid Egypt to build 12 canals from the last wreck and now here we are again. Seriously Egypt doesn't have the money so just pay for it already so we don't have months long shipping crisis every year.", ">\n\nThis ignores both the history of the existing canal and the current megaprojects unfolding in egypt", ">\n\nWe've got another one, folks! 🎉🎉🎉🎉 (On a serious note, FOR FUCK'S SAKE!)", ">\n\nOh god please, Not again.", ">\n\nI bet my new tote bag was on there.", ">\n\nOn a ship carrying grain from Ukraine to China?", ">\n\n\nCanal traffic is unaffected, the canal authority's chairman Osama Rabie said.", ">\n\nIt’s like deja vu all over again.", ">\n\nAgain?", ">\n\nJesus, not again.", ">\n\noh no... not again.", ">\n\nhaha, yes!\nround 2", ">\n\nOkay, who decided to put history on loop?", ">\n\nCan anyone linke some radar site for ships? So we can track how \"bad\" it is?", ">\n\nOh no, not again.", ">\n\nLet's gooooo!", ">\n\nWe don’t need no stinkin supply chain!", ">\n\nEvergreen 2?", ">\n\nThis was a good episode of The Truman Show.", ">\n\nDe ja vu", ">\n\nLooks like they'll have to make it even wider for the influx of inexperienced shipping crews in the industry.", ">\n\nDeja Vu anyone?", ">\n\nSeriously, how often does this happens?", ">\n\nAgain?", ">\n\nIt’s even funnier the second time!!", ">\n\nPlease not with my stuff in it. Please.", ">\n\nBetween this and the other things happening around the world it's like watching the events of the past 2-3 years replaying themselves.", ">\n\n\n\nShip stuck at the Suez Canal ✅\n\n\nA high number of contagious tourists coming in from China ✅\n\n\nA defeated president's supporters storm a country's government buildings ✅\n\n\nYep, sounds familiar alright.", ">\n\nHistory repeats, no one learns from the past.", ">\n\nI just heard someone say, \"History doesn't repeat itself, but it does rhyme.\"", ">\n\nTime is a circle from a view except it's more like a staircase. And there's a shake at certain parts. \nHating the trudge upwards and always going around.", ">\n\nVonnegut or mcconaughey?", ">\n\n\"Canal traffic is unaffected, the canal authority's chairman Osama Rabie said.\"", ">\n\nCanal authority is what I call it when my wife bosses me around", ">\n\nNo that one is without the C", ">\n\nNo, what you mean is when the morning coffee takes control", ">\n\nHere we go again...\nWhat do we do with a drunken sailor? What do we do we do with a drunken sailor? What do we do with a drunken sailor, early in the morning?", ">\n\nThrow em in the brig until they're sober", ">\n\nFeed 'em to the hungry rats for dinner.", ">\n\nPut them in bed with the captain's daughter", ">\n\nHave you seen the captain’s daughter (early in the morning)?", ">\n\nShave his belly with a rusty razor", ">\n\n“Hey, I’ve seen this one! I’ve seen this one! This is a classic!”", ">\n\nWhat do you mean you’ve seen it, it’s brand new?", ">\n\nWhat’s a rerun?", ">\n\nWhat are you doing step-ship!?", ">\n\nIt doesn't take much with you people.", ">\n\nAhaa but you got the referrence still! 😆", ">\n\nNot again.", ">\n\nWhat next, a bowl of petunias?", ">\n\ndunno, time to start eating a bat's soup from a chinese wetmarket", ">\n\nAgain!?", ">\n\nHooray! Worldwide commerce meltdown again! Oh, wait, no, that one is bad...", ">\n\nYeah hopefully it gets resolved quick, more supply chain issues are not what we need right now", ">\n\nA quick scan of the article says it doesn't affect traffic.... I know reading isn't fun though.", ">\n\nIt has now been cleared!", ">\n\nDammit, again?", ">\n\nYES! THEY PUT IT BACK!!!", ">\n\nSounds like no one read the article... They were able to get the ship unstuck, and it didn't sound like it caused any blockage. So nothing to worry about, and nothing like the last blockage.", ">\n\nThis should be interesting, 2023 off to a good start :)", ">\n\nLooks like a lousy remake of couple of previous years...", ">\n\nI've already seen this season.", ">\n\n2023 writers getting lazy now.", ">\n\nI feel like I’ve heard this somewhere before…", ">\n\nIt has been resolved already: source", ">\n\nIt got up and left, why is everyone confused?", ">\n\nNobody asked for a sequel to Attack of the Crab Monsters (1957).", ">\n\nImagine the captains face right now though. Just think. They all hope it won't be them, but it had to be someone.", ">\n\nHave we even recover from the last?", ">\n\nI already saw this episode…", ">\n\nLet's gooooo.", ">\n\n*again", ">\n\nWell this year is off to a GREAT start.", ">\n\nI’lll just leave this here.", ">\n\nThank you", ">\n\na.s.h.w.g.a.", ">\n\n\"All we had to do was follow the damn train CJ\"", ">\n\nGreat, now I will have to wait even longer for my container full of rubber dog poo", ">\n\nThis new is breaking!", ">\n\nDeja Vu anyone?", ">\n\nAgain?", ">\n\nNot again", ">\n\n:( why did it have to be a Ukrainian grain ship … they need the god damn money and the world needs their god damn grain .", ">\n\nAnd why does China need Ukrainian grain?", ">\n\nSo people dont starve ?", ">\n\nI didn't realize that such a massive industrial country as China needs grain import to not starve.", ">\n\nCombined ukraine and russia i believe grow 80% of the worlds grain .", ">\n\nFrom the article: “It is currently unclear to what extent canal traffic is affected.”\nPretty sure that means it is badly affected.", ">\n\nAlso from the article:\n\nCanal traffic is unaffected, the canal authority's chairman Osama Rabie said.", ">\n\nIm not even lying, they changed/updated the article and now its 4x as long with much more info. Thanks.", ">\n\nI actually thought something like that happened. I don't think you're lying! I mean, that would be a weird thing to lie about.", ">\n\nThese idiots can't captain ships for shit", ">\n\nUkraine still exporting to China . Unfuckin real", ">\n\nFor f sake can the US just pay Egypt to build a fing second line already. Pretty sure the US could have paid Egypt to build 12 canals from the last wreck and now here we are again. Seriously Egypt doesn't have the money so just pay for it already so we don't have months long shipping crisis every year.", ">\n\nThis ignores both the history of the existing canal and the current megaprojects unfolding in egypt", ">\n\nWe've got another one, folks! 🎉🎉🎉🎉 (On a serious note, FOR FUCK'S SAKE!)", ">\n\nOh god please, Not again.", ">\n\nI bet my new tote bag was on there.", ">\n\nOn a ship carrying grain from Ukraine to China?", ">\n\n\nCanal traffic is unaffected, the canal authority's chairman Osama Rabie said.", ">\n\nIt’s like deja vu all over again.", ">\n\nAgain?", ">\n\nJesus, not again.", ">\n\noh no... not again.", ">\n\nhaha, yes!\nround 2", ">\n\nOkay, who decided to put history on loop?", ">\n\nCan anyone linke some radar site for ships? So we can track how \"bad\" it is?", ">\n\nOh no, not again.", ">\n\nLet's gooooo!", ">\n\nWe don’t need no stinkin supply chain!", ">\n\nEvergreen 2?", ">\n\nThe name's the hint, innit", ">\n\nThis was a good episode of The Truman Show.", ">\n\nDe ja vu", ">\n\nLooks like they'll have to make it even wider for the influx of inexperienced shipping crews in the industry.", ">\n\nSeriously, how often does this happens?", ">\n\nIt’s even funnier the second time!!", ">\n\nPlease not with my stuff in it. Please.", ">\n\ncue Leonardo DiCaprio pointing meme", ">\n\ndidn't we do this already O.o", ">\n\nEver blocked is the name of the ship", ">\n\nIt would be funny if it was the same captain.", ">\n\nToo many annoying and unfunny comments in here. \nCan someone with some expertise explain why this seems to keep happening? I see this Ukraine grain vessel was already cleared but this seems to be common.", ">\n\nNot another one", ">\n\n… again?", ">\n\nAgain?", ">\n\nOh shit. There we go again.", ">\n\nPerhaps the captain / pilot of the ship needs a bit of retraining?", ">\n\nFsck, again?" ]

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[ "Their \"surprise\" attack during ceasefire was the least surprising part of the invasion so far." ]

[ "Their \"surprise\" attack during ceasefire was the least surprising part of the invasion so far.", ">\n\nI was 100% certain that their plan was to do a surprise attack. It was obviously foreshadowed, but they already showed us how bad they are at hiding things during the lead up to the invasion." ]

[ "Their \"surprise\" attack during ceasefire was the least surprising part of the invasion so far.", ">\n\nI was 100% certain that their plan was to do a surprise attack. It was obviously foreshadowed, but they already showed us how bad they are at hiding things during the lead up to the invasion.", ">\n\nI wonder how many people have been purged from within the Russia's military intelligence / planning at this point.\nIt seems all of their plans have been leaked in advance since before this war. They have to be going nuts trying to find a mole. I mean look at how much Elon Musk loses his shit over employee leaks and then times that by military Intel." ]

[ "Their \"surprise\" attack during ceasefire was the least surprising part of the invasion so far.", ">\n\nI was 100% certain that their plan was to do a surprise attack. It was obviously foreshadowed, but they already showed us how bad they are at hiding things during the lead up to the invasion.", ">\n\nI wonder how many people have been purged from within the Russia's military intelligence / planning at this point.\nIt seems all of their plans have been leaked in advance since before this war. They have to be going nuts trying to find a mole. I mean look at how much Elon Musk loses his shit over employee leaks and then times that by military Intel.", ">\n\nI think there was no leaks. Just poor operational security and overconfidence." ]

[ "Their \"surprise\" attack during ceasefire was the least surprising part of the invasion so far.", ">\n\nI was 100% certain that their plan was to do a surprise attack. It was obviously foreshadowed, but they already showed us how bad they are at hiding things during the lead up to the invasion.", ">\n\nI wonder how many people have been purged from within the Russia's military intelligence / planning at this point.\nIt seems all of their plans have been leaked in advance since before this war. They have to be going nuts trying to find a mole. I mean look at how much Elon Musk loses his shit over employee leaks and then times that by military Intel.", ">\n\nI think there was no leaks. Just poor operational security and overconfidence.", ">\n\nWould be hilarious if they're executing people they suspect of being moles when really the only mole is their poor operational security and telegraphing their every move" ]

[ "Their \"surprise\" attack during ceasefire was the least surprising part of the invasion so far.", ">\n\nI was 100% certain that their plan was to do a surprise attack. It was obviously foreshadowed, but they already showed us how bad they are at hiding things during the lead up to the invasion.", ">\n\nI wonder how many people have been purged from within the Russia's military intelligence / planning at this point.\nIt seems all of their plans have been leaked in advance since before this war. They have to be going nuts trying to find a mole. I mean look at how much Elon Musk loses his shit over employee leaks and then times that by military Intel.", ">\n\nI think there was no leaks. Just poor operational security and overconfidence.", ">\n\nWould be hilarious if they're executing people they suspect of being moles when really the only mole is their poor operational security and telegraphing their every move", ">\n\nWouldn’t surprise me at all if the US can read every single Russian communication and is just passing that info along to the Ukrainians." ]

[ "Their \"surprise\" attack during ceasefire was the least surprising part of the invasion so far.", ">\n\nI was 100% certain that their plan was to do a surprise attack. It was obviously foreshadowed, but they already showed us how bad they are at hiding things during the lead up to the invasion.", ">\n\nI wonder how many people have been purged from within the Russia's military intelligence / planning at this point.\nIt seems all of their plans have been leaked in advance since before this war. They have to be going nuts trying to find a mole. I mean look at how much Elon Musk loses his shit over employee leaks and then times that by military Intel.", ">\n\nI think there was no leaks. Just poor operational security and overconfidence.", ">\n\nWould be hilarious if they're executing people they suspect of being moles when really the only mole is their poor operational security and telegraphing their every move", ">\n\nWouldn’t surprise me at all if the US can read every single Russian communication and is just passing that info along to the Ukrainians.", ">\n\nThat's pretty much how it has seemed over the past year" ]

[ "Their \"surprise\" attack during ceasefire was the least surprising part of the invasion so far.", ">\n\nI was 100% certain that their plan was to do a surprise attack. It was obviously foreshadowed, but they already showed us how bad they are at hiding things during the lead up to the invasion.", ">\n\nI wonder how many people have been purged from within the Russia's military intelligence / planning at this point.\nIt seems all of their plans have been leaked in advance since before this war. They have to be going nuts trying to find a mole. I mean look at how much Elon Musk loses his shit over employee leaks and then times that by military Intel.", ">\n\nI think there was no leaks. Just poor operational security and overconfidence.", ">\n\nWould be hilarious if they're executing people they suspect of being moles when really the only mole is their poor operational security and telegraphing their every move", ">\n\nWouldn’t surprise me at all if the US can read every single Russian communication and is just passing that info along to the Ukrainians.", ">\n\nThat's pretty much how it has seemed over the past year", ">\n\nIf that's the case then they're using it beautifully to keep the Russian government paranoid. More than once comments from people in the US government have mentioned a \"source\" in Russia, which is vague enough to include a possible mole or a well placed wiretap. It's chef's kiss" ]

[ "Their \"surprise\" attack during ceasefire was the least surprising part of the invasion so far.", ">\n\nI was 100% certain that their plan was to do a surprise attack. It was obviously foreshadowed, but they already showed us how bad they are at hiding things during the lead up to the invasion.", ">\n\nI wonder how many people have been purged from within the Russia's military intelligence / planning at this point.\nIt seems all of their plans have been leaked in advance since before this war. They have to be going nuts trying to find a mole. I mean look at how much Elon Musk loses his shit over employee leaks and then times that by military Intel.", ">\n\nI think there was no leaks. Just poor operational security and overconfidence.", ">\n\nWould be hilarious if they're executing people they suspect of being moles when really the only mole is their poor operational security and telegraphing their every move", ">\n\nWouldn’t surprise me at all if the US can read every single Russian communication and is just passing that info along to the Ukrainians.", ">\n\nThat's pretty much how it has seemed over the past year", ">\n\nIf that's the case then they're using it beautifully to keep the Russian government paranoid. More than once comments from people in the US government have mentioned a \"source\" in Russia, which is vague enough to include a possible mole or a well placed wiretap. It's chef's kiss", ">\n\nHot Take: Apparently a decent chunk of their MIC runs on O365. This may or may not be related to the subject at hand." ]

[ "Their \"surprise\" attack during ceasefire was the least surprising part of the invasion so far.", ">\n\nI was 100% certain that their plan was to do a surprise attack. It was obviously foreshadowed, but they already showed us how bad they are at hiding things during the lead up to the invasion.", ">\n\nI wonder how many people have been purged from within the Russia's military intelligence / planning at this point.\nIt seems all of their plans have been leaked in advance since before this war. They have to be going nuts trying to find a mole. I mean look at how much Elon Musk loses his shit over employee leaks and then times that by military Intel.", ">\n\nI think there was no leaks. Just poor operational security and overconfidence.", ">\n\nWould be hilarious if they're executing people they suspect of being moles when really the only mole is their poor operational security and telegraphing their every move", ">\n\nWouldn’t surprise me at all if the US can read every single Russian communication and is just passing that info along to the Ukrainians.", ">\n\nThat's pretty much how it has seemed over the past year", ">\n\nIf that's the case then they're using it beautifully to keep the Russian government paranoid. More than once comments from people in the US government have mentioned a \"source\" in Russia, which is vague enough to include a possible mole or a well placed wiretap. It's chef's kiss", ">\n\nHot Take: Apparently a decent chunk of their MIC runs on O365. This may or may not be related to the subject at hand.", ">\n\n\nIt is noted that while watching the enemy, the snipers defined the head of the unit and eliminated the commander and a machine gunner with well-aimed shots. Having lost the commander, the invaders were afraid to attack and fled.\n\nI hope they rotate \"commander\" in that unit." ]

[ "Their \"surprise\" attack during ceasefire was the least surprising part of the invasion so far.", ">\n\nI was 100% certain that their plan was to do a surprise attack. It was obviously foreshadowed, but they already showed us how bad they are at hiding things during the lead up to the invasion.", ">\n\nI wonder how many people have been purged from within the Russia's military intelligence / planning at this point.\nIt seems all of their plans have been leaked in advance since before this war. They have to be going nuts trying to find a mole. I mean look at how much Elon Musk loses his shit over employee leaks and then times that by military Intel.", ">\n\nI think there was no leaks. Just poor operational security and overconfidence.", ">\n\nWould be hilarious if they're executing people they suspect of being moles when really the only mole is their poor operational security and telegraphing their every move", ">\n\nWouldn’t surprise me at all if the US can read every single Russian communication and is just passing that info along to the Ukrainians.", ">\n\nThat's pretty much how it has seemed over the past year", ">\n\nIf that's the case then they're using it beautifully to keep the Russian government paranoid. More than once comments from people in the US government have mentioned a \"source\" in Russia, which is vague enough to include a possible mole or a well placed wiretap. It's chef's kiss", ">\n\nHot Take: Apparently a decent chunk of their MIC runs on O365. This may or may not be related to the subject at hand.", ">\n\n\nIt is noted that while watching the enemy, the snipers defined the head of the unit and eliminated the commander and a machine gunner with well-aimed shots. Having lost the commander, the invaders were afraid to attack and fled.\n\nI hope they rotate \"commander\" in that unit.", ">\n\nI hope that unit does what's best for them and just disband.\nThrow your hands up to surrender for God's sakes! You guys are just pawns on Putin's chessboard, and Putin's no ~~Magnussen~~ Magnus Carlsen." ]

[ "Their \"surprise\" attack during ceasefire was the least surprising part of the invasion so far.", ">\n\nI was 100% certain that their plan was to do a surprise attack. It was obviously foreshadowed, but they already showed us how bad they are at hiding things during the lead up to the invasion.", ">\n\nI wonder how many people have been purged from within the Russia's military intelligence / planning at this point.\nIt seems all of their plans have been leaked in advance since before this war. They have to be going nuts trying to find a mole. I mean look at how much Elon Musk loses his shit over employee leaks and then times that by military Intel.", ">\n\nI think there was no leaks. Just poor operational security and overconfidence.", ">\n\nWould be hilarious if they're executing people they suspect of being moles when really the only mole is their poor operational security and telegraphing their every move", ">\n\nWouldn’t surprise me at all if the US can read every single Russian communication and is just passing that info along to the Ukrainians.", ">\n\nThat's pretty much how it has seemed over the past year", ">\n\nIf that's the case then they're using it beautifully to keep the Russian government paranoid. More than once comments from people in the US government have mentioned a \"source\" in Russia, which is vague enough to include a possible mole or a well placed wiretap. It's chef's kiss", ">\n\nHot Take: Apparently a decent chunk of their MIC runs on O365. This may or may not be related to the subject at hand.", ">\n\n\nIt is noted that while watching the enemy, the snipers defined the head of the unit and eliminated the commander and a machine gunner with well-aimed shots. Having lost the commander, the invaders were afraid to attack and fled.\n\nI hope they rotate \"commander\" in that unit.", ">\n\nI hope that unit does what's best for them and just disband.\nThrow your hands up to surrender for God's sakes! You guys are just pawns on Putin's chessboard, and Putin's no ~~Magnussen~~ Magnus Carlsen.", ">\n\nyou mean Magnus Carlsen, the Norwegian chess world champion? Magnussen is a Danish formula 1 driver" ]

[ "Their \"surprise\" attack during ceasefire was the least surprising part of the invasion so far.", ">\n\nI was 100% certain that their plan was to do a surprise attack. It was obviously foreshadowed, but they already showed us how bad they are at hiding things during the lead up to the invasion.", ">\n\nI wonder how many people have been purged from within the Russia's military intelligence / planning at this point.\nIt seems all of their plans have been leaked in advance since before this war. They have to be going nuts trying to find a mole. I mean look at how much Elon Musk loses his shit over employee leaks and then times that by military Intel.", ">\n\nI think there was no leaks. Just poor operational security and overconfidence.", ">\n\nWould be hilarious if they're executing people they suspect of being moles when really the only mole is their poor operational security and telegraphing their every move", ">\n\nWouldn’t surprise me at all if the US can read every single Russian communication and is just passing that info along to the Ukrainians.", ">\n\nThat's pretty much how it has seemed over the past year", ">\n\nIf that's the case then they're using it beautifully to keep the Russian government paranoid. More than once comments from people in the US government have mentioned a \"source\" in Russia, which is vague enough to include a possible mole or a well placed wiretap. It's chef's kiss", ">\n\nHot Take: Apparently a decent chunk of their MIC runs on O365. This may or may not be related to the subject at hand.", ">\n\n\nIt is noted that while watching the enemy, the snipers defined the head of the unit and eliminated the commander and a machine gunner with well-aimed shots. Having lost the commander, the invaders were afraid to attack and fled.\n\nI hope they rotate \"commander\" in that unit.", ">\n\nI hope that unit does what's best for them and just disband.\nThrow your hands up to surrender for God's sakes! You guys are just pawns on Putin's chessboard, and Putin's no ~~Magnussen~~ Magnus Carlsen.", ">\n\nyou mean Magnus Carlsen, the Norwegian chess world champion? Magnussen is a Danish formula 1 driver", ">\n\nOops. Yes lol" ]

[ "Their \"surprise\" attack during ceasefire was the least surprising part of the invasion so far.", ">\n\nI was 100% certain that their plan was to do a surprise attack. It was obviously foreshadowed, but they already showed us how bad they are at hiding things during the lead up to the invasion.", ">\n\nI wonder how many people have been purged from within the Russia's military intelligence / planning at this point.\nIt seems all of their plans have been leaked in advance since before this war. They have to be going nuts trying to find a mole. I mean look at how much Elon Musk loses his shit over employee leaks and then times that by military Intel.", ">\n\nI think there was no leaks. Just poor operational security and overconfidence.", ">\n\nWould be hilarious if they're executing people they suspect of being moles when really the only mole is their poor operational security and telegraphing their every move", ">\n\nWouldn’t surprise me at all if the US can read every single Russian communication and is just passing that info along to the Ukrainians.", ">\n\nThat's pretty much how it has seemed over the past year", ">\n\nIf that's the case then they're using it beautifully to keep the Russian government paranoid. More than once comments from people in the US government have mentioned a \"source\" in Russia, which is vague enough to include a possible mole or a well placed wiretap. It's chef's kiss", ">\n\nHot Take: Apparently a decent chunk of their MIC runs on O365. This may or may not be related to the subject at hand.", ">\n\n\nIt is noted that while watching the enemy, the snipers defined the head of the unit and eliminated the commander and a machine gunner with well-aimed shots. Having lost the commander, the invaders were afraid to attack and fled.\n\nI hope they rotate \"commander\" in that unit.", ">\n\nI hope that unit does what's best for them and just disband.\nThrow your hands up to surrender for God's sakes! You guys are just pawns on Putin's chessboard, and Putin's no ~~Magnussen~~ Magnus Carlsen.", ">\n\nyou mean Magnus Carlsen, the Norwegian chess world champion? Magnussen is a Danish formula 1 driver", ">\n\nOops. Yes lol", ">\n\nI think you've just invented a new sport, Formula 1 but every lap they jump out and make a move on a chessboard, faster guy gets more moves but the slower guy can still clench it if he's really good at chess." ]

[ "Their \"surprise\" attack during ceasefire was the least surprising part of the invasion so far.", ">\n\nI was 100% certain that their plan was to do a surprise attack. It was obviously foreshadowed, but they already showed us how bad they are at hiding things during the lead up to the invasion.", ">\n\nI wonder how many people have been purged from within the Russia's military intelligence / planning at this point.\nIt seems all of their plans have been leaked in advance since before this war. They have to be going nuts trying to find a mole. I mean look at how much Elon Musk loses his shit over employee leaks and then times that by military Intel.", ">\n\nI think there was no leaks. Just poor operational security and overconfidence.", ">\n\nWould be hilarious if they're executing people they suspect of being moles when really the only mole is their poor operational security and telegraphing their every move", ">\n\nWouldn’t surprise me at all if the US can read every single Russian communication and is just passing that info along to the Ukrainians.", ">\n\nThat's pretty much how it has seemed over the past year", ">\n\nIf that's the case then they're using it beautifully to keep the Russian government paranoid. More than once comments from people in the US government have mentioned a \"source\" in Russia, which is vague enough to include a possible mole or a well placed wiretap. It's chef's kiss", ">\n\nHot Take: Apparently a decent chunk of their MIC runs on O365. This may or may not be related to the subject at hand.", ">\n\n\nIt is noted that while watching the enemy, the snipers defined the head of the unit and eliminated the commander and a machine gunner with well-aimed shots. Having lost the commander, the invaders were afraid to attack and fled.\n\nI hope they rotate \"commander\" in that unit.", ">\n\nI hope that unit does what's best for them and just disband.\nThrow your hands up to surrender for God's sakes! You guys are just pawns on Putin's chessboard, and Putin's no ~~Magnussen~~ Magnus Carlsen.", ">\n\nyou mean Magnus Carlsen, the Norwegian chess world champion? Magnussen is a Danish formula 1 driver", ">\n\nOops. Yes lol", ">\n\nI think you've just invented a new sport, Formula 1 but every lap they jump out and make a move on a chessboard, faster guy gets more moves but the slower guy can still clench it if he's really good at chess.", ">\n\nSo chess boxing but with driving instead of boxing" ]

[ "Their \"surprise\" attack during ceasefire was the least surprising part of the invasion so far.", ">\n\nI was 100% certain that their plan was to do a surprise attack. It was obviously foreshadowed, but they already showed us how bad they are at hiding things during the lead up to the invasion.", ">\n\nI wonder how many people have been purged from within the Russia's military intelligence / planning at this point.\nIt seems all of their plans have been leaked in advance since before this war. They have to be going nuts trying to find a mole. I mean look at how much Elon Musk loses his shit over employee leaks and then times that by military Intel.", ">\n\nI think there was no leaks. Just poor operational security and overconfidence.", ">\n\nWould be hilarious if they're executing people they suspect of being moles when really the only mole is their poor operational security and telegraphing their every move", ">\n\nWouldn’t surprise me at all if the US can read every single Russian communication and is just passing that info along to the Ukrainians.", ">\n\nThat's pretty much how it has seemed over the past year", ">\n\nIf that's the case then they're using it beautifully to keep the Russian government paranoid. More than once comments from people in the US government have mentioned a \"source\" in Russia, which is vague enough to include a possible mole or a well placed wiretap. It's chef's kiss", ">\n\nHot Take: Apparently a decent chunk of their MIC runs on O365. This may or may not be related to the subject at hand.", ">\n\n\nIt is noted that while watching the enemy, the snipers defined the head of the unit and eliminated the commander and a machine gunner with well-aimed shots. Having lost the commander, the invaders were afraid to attack and fled.\n\nI hope they rotate \"commander\" in that unit.", ">\n\nI hope that unit does what's best for them and just disband.\nThrow your hands up to surrender for God's sakes! You guys are just pawns on Putin's chessboard, and Putin's no ~~Magnussen~~ Magnus Carlsen.", ">\n\nyou mean Magnus Carlsen, the Norwegian chess world champion? Magnussen is a Danish formula 1 driver", ">\n\nOops. Yes lol", ">\n\nI think you've just invented a new sport, Formula 1 but every lap they jump out and make a move on a chessboard, faster guy gets more moves but the slower guy can still clench it if he's really good at chess.", ">\n\nSo chess boxing but with driving instead of boxing", ">\n\nWhy not all 3? Best triathlon ever" ]