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[ "McCarthy is the weakest speaker in 100 years.", ">\n\nWith that rule that let's anyone recall him whenever they like, he might be the weakest speaker ever.", ">\n\n\nrule that let's anyone recall him whenever they like\n\nOnly a Republican", ">\n\nI think a democrat could too, but it would have the opposite effect of making republicans support him more.", ">\n\nNo, I think the new rule is that a sole member of the majority party can call for an ouster", ">\n\nIt would be insane to allow the minority party to trigger a recall at any number of representatives. It would happen all the time.", ">\n\nIt doesn't trigger a recall, it triggers a vote of the house. And as long as the Republicans have the majority it would have no effect.", ">\n\nit can still be used to filibuster and waste time.", ">\n\nSort of. The speaker could simply call a voice vote, the motion would fail and whoever forwarded the motion would get chastised. It would take 5 minutes, basically procedural. And you can only use your privilege once in a session to force your motion to be heard.\nIn reality there have almost always been rules likes this in Congress, they're what eventually led to Boehner stepping down, but unlike the speaker vote they can't really stop or delay the action of the house in any real way. And if so many members were willing to go through that little game that it actually interfered with house business then there'd be no point in filibustering because they've literally decided as a body not to conduct business.\nAlso there are a hundred other procedural rules that a member of Congress can use to delay the proceedings that have nothing to do with this rule. I think they're still using Roberts rules. A member can use privilege to force a vote on any motion. Gaetz could literally move to adjourn five minutes after session is opened, there'd be a voice vote, he'd get laughed at, then everyone would get on with the next thing.", ">\n\n\n“I’m not convinced we can go the entire Congress without having it. But I believe that if that’s used, I believe that, right now, the overwhelming majority… of Republicans realize that Kevin McCarthy needs a chance to govern, and we’re gonna give him a chance,” Comer said...\n\nHe seems very optimistic there. I look for the first one before the end of February.", ">\n\nHe’ll be Speaker until the Debt Ceiling and Government Spending Bills need to be brought up for a vote later this year. He’ll then be removed and the House will not be able to vote on either of those bills; exactly what the Free-dumb Caucus wants. The lunatics run the asylum.", ">\n\nI think the freedom caucus may end up shooting themselves in the foot in the end with this rule change. Nothing is stopping the more moderate republican from replacing the speaker and working with the dems during the debt ceiling crisis that is going to happen.", ">\n\nWelcome to the machine Kevin. The machine you built.", ">\n\nWelcome my son\nWelcome to the machine\nWhere have you been?\nIt's alright we know where you've been…\nYou’ve been to Lord Feltersnatch \nHe made you kiss his ass\nYou’re speakership will barely last\nMTG will swallow you with her nasty snatch\nSo Welcome, To the machine…", ">\n\nThe scariest most accurate song ever written, yet it was only meant for poor people with no education.", ">\n\nAll they have to do is show how dysfunctional the republicans are.", ">\n\nI wonder if Vegas has odds on how long until McCarthy faces the first motion he vacate the Speakership? I'd be surprised if he makes it to 2 months.", ">\n\nwhich lasts longer, a head of lettuce or McCarthy.", ">\n\nI give it about 44 days", ">\n\nThe 118th Congress is going to be a complete circus from start to finish. But without all the interesting acts... just clowns and more clowns.", ">\n\nI get a little sense of panic every time the Republicans announce one of their disastrous bills they’re going to pass, before I remember there’s no way it will pass the Senate. There’s still the debt ceiling and budget to worry about, but the Senate holding the line gives me some comfort.", ">\n\nI'd be surprised if this doesn't happen weekly. These people are emotional and it only takes one. Remember how Trump threw people under the bus the first time they diverged from his opinion? That's what's going to happen here. The minute McCarthy does something that doesn't sit right with the red hatters and we'll be back to voting 15 times for a new SOTH.", ">\n\nI doubt there will be enough support to allow one person to call a motion to vacate. If there is though, I think weekly calls to vacate is too optimistic, more like daily calls. If enough Republican House members are emotional enough to allow for such a system, then they are emotional enough to call a motion to vacate daily when they don't get their way.", ">\n\nI think people underestimate the power this gives Jeffries and the Dems.\nAt some point in the next 6 months, McCarthy is going to accidentally do something sane, and enrage Forehead and Friends. Little Kevin will find himself facing a motion to vacate.\nAt which point Jeffries can saunter up, and say \"Hey Little Kevin, I've got fifty purple state Dems who will prop you up... In exchange for....\".\nAnd Little Kevin will do some thinking, and realize that it's going to be easier to get Dem votes to prop himself up than it will be to negotiate with Forehead. The Dems will have clear demands, as opposed to the insanity the Freedom types will be demanding.\nIf Jeffries plays this right, it could end up being a decent session for the Forces of Sanity.", ">\n\nForehead and friends..\nI laughed at that one. Thank you!", ">\n\nI think it goes without saying that there will eventually be a motion to vacate, the only question is \"when.\" McCarthy will undoubtedly do something that makes one of the 20 anti-McCarthy Reps mad, whether real or imagined, and they'll call the vote. The real question is could he actually survive it and I'm not convinced he could.", ">\n\nThe guaranteed call is going to be around anything related to the debt ceiling. My feeling is that if this rules package is as nuts as its rumored to be why would the GOP waste time becoming the bad guy entirely when they can let these 20 take all the heat of the issue themselves?? \nThink about it. .just let Matt or whoever wants to unhinge their jaw and toss the vote out take the heat and they can pitch all the consequences on the outspoken bunch of fringe crazies rather than torpedo their own re election chances. Bonus is that it absolutely stops the entire house from even considering any other alternative legislation. They have to do nothing but vote for speaker.", ">\n\nIf McCarthy was actually smart, he’d have created a coalition government rather than Paul Ryan-ing himself by selling his soul to a handful of nihilistic extremists. \nFurther, if he had an ounce of testicular fortitude, now that he’s speaker, he would immediately say, “F- you to all 20 of my haters, the rules are not changing”\nTo bad (for Kevin) that McCarthy is a spineless toad with potato salad for brains.", ">\n\nRepublicans have spent decades convincing their base that compromise is weakness. We saw a ton of Republicans get primaried and replaced since 2010 because they were willing to compromise and work with Dems on common sense things like funding the Government and helping senior citizens. McCarthy is stuck in a situation where unless he gets the HFC on board, he cannot reach across the aisle for help, because the Republican base will eat him alive.", ">\n\nMcCarthy literally sold his soul for the speakership and gave dems the majority. All they have to do is show how dysfunctional the republicans are.", ">\n\n\nMcCarthy literally sold his soul for the speakership\n\nYes.\n\nand gave dems the majority. \n\nNo.\nNothing that was done here increases the power of the Democratic party.", ">\n\nIn the next HOR elections the only political ads they need to show is this the dysfunction. Swing districts in NY and Cali will flip blue.", ">\n\nAhh... if you mean handing the next Congress to the Democratic party, I can see why some would believe that.\nUnfortunately, I am not convinced the US electorate will be so motivated by this. There has been robust evidence before this that nobody desiring functional governance should every vote for Republican representatives.\nBut we can keep our fingers crossed and hope for the best." ]

[ "McCarthy is the weakest speaker in 100 years.", ">\n\nWith that rule that let's anyone recall him whenever they like, he might be the weakest speaker ever.", ">\n\n\nrule that let's anyone recall him whenever they like\n\nOnly a Republican", ">\n\nI think a democrat could too, but it would have the opposite effect of making republicans support him more.", ">\n\nNo, I think the new rule is that a sole member of the majority party can call for an ouster", ">\n\nIt would be insane to allow the minority party to trigger a recall at any number of representatives. It would happen all the time.", ">\n\nIt doesn't trigger a recall, it triggers a vote of the house. And as long as the Republicans have the majority it would have no effect.", ">\n\nit can still be used to filibuster and waste time.", ">\n\nSort of. The speaker could simply call a voice vote, the motion would fail and whoever forwarded the motion would get chastised. It would take 5 minutes, basically procedural. And you can only use your privilege once in a session to force your motion to be heard.\nIn reality there have almost always been rules likes this in Congress, they're what eventually led to Boehner stepping down, but unlike the speaker vote they can't really stop or delay the action of the house in any real way. And if so many members were willing to go through that little game that it actually interfered with house business then there'd be no point in filibustering because they've literally decided as a body not to conduct business.\nAlso there are a hundred other procedural rules that a member of Congress can use to delay the proceedings that have nothing to do with this rule. I think they're still using Roberts rules. A member can use privilege to force a vote on any motion. Gaetz could literally move to adjourn five minutes after session is opened, there'd be a voice vote, he'd get laughed at, then everyone would get on with the next thing.", ">\n\n\n“I’m not convinced we can go the entire Congress without having it. But I believe that if that’s used, I believe that, right now, the overwhelming majority… of Republicans realize that Kevin McCarthy needs a chance to govern, and we’re gonna give him a chance,” Comer said...\n\nHe seems very optimistic there. I look for the first one before the end of February.", ">\n\nHe’ll be Speaker until the Debt Ceiling and Government Spending Bills need to be brought up for a vote later this year. He’ll then be removed and the House will not be able to vote on either of those bills; exactly what the Free-dumb Caucus wants. The lunatics run the asylum.", ">\n\nI think the freedom caucus may end up shooting themselves in the foot in the end with this rule change. Nothing is stopping the more moderate republican from replacing the speaker and working with the dems during the debt ceiling crisis that is going to happen.", ">\n\nWelcome to the machine Kevin. The machine you built.", ">\n\nWelcome my son\nWelcome to the machine\nWhere have you been?\nIt's alright we know where you've been…\nYou’ve been to Lord Feltersnatch \nHe made you kiss his ass\nYou’re speakership will barely last\nMTG will swallow you with her nasty snatch\nSo Welcome, To the machine…", ">\n\nThe scariest most accurate song ever written, yet it was only meant for poor people with no education.", ">\n\nAll they have to do is show how dysfunctional the republicans are.", ">\n\nI wonder if Vegas has odds on how long until McCarthy faces the first motion he vacate the Speakership? I'd be surprised if he makes it to 2 months.", ">\n\nwhich lasts longer, a head of lettuce or McCarthy.", ">\n\nI give it about 44 days", ">\n\nThe 118th Congress is going to be a complete circus from start to finish. But without all the interesting acts... just clowns and more clowns.", ">\n\nI get a little sense of panic every time the Republicans announce one of their disastrous bills they’re going to pass, before I remember there’s no way it will pass the Senate. There’s still the debt ceiling and budget to worry about, but the Senate holding the line gives me some comfort.", ">\n\nI'd be surprised if this doesn't happen weekly. These people are emotional and it only takes one. Remember how Trump threw people under the bus the first time they diverged from his opinion? That's what's going to happen here. The minute McCarthy does something that doesn't sit right with the red hatters and we'll be back to voting 15 times for a new SOTH.", ">\n\nI doubt there will be enough support to allow one person to call a motion to vacate. If there is though, I think weekly calls to vacate is too optimistic, more like daily calls. If enough Republican House members are emotional enough to allow for such a system, then they are emotional enough to call a motion to vacate daily when they don't get their way.", ">\n\nI think people underestimate the power this gives Jeffries and the Dems.\nAt some point in the next 6 months, McCarthy is going to accidentally do something sane, and enrage Forehead and Friends. Little Kevin will find himself facing a motion to vacate.\nAt which point Jeffries can saunter up, and say \"Hey Little Kevin, I've got fifty purple state Dems who will prop you up... In exchange for....\".\nAnd Little Kevin will do some thinking, and realize that it's going to be easier to get Dem votes to prop himself up than it will be to negotiate with Forehead. The Dems will have clear demands, as opposed to the insanity the Freedom types will be demanding.\nIf Jeffries plays this right, it could end up being a decent session for the Forces of Sanity.", ">\n\nForehead and friends..\nI laughed at that one. Thank you!", ">\n\nI think it goes without saying that there will eventually be a motion to vacate, the only question is \"when.\" McCarthy will undoubtedly do something that makes one of the 20 anti-McCarthy Reps mad, whether real or imagined, and they'll call the vote. The real question is could he actually survive it and I'm not convinced he could.", ">\n\nThe guaranteed call is going to be around anything related to the debt ceiling. My feeling is that if this rules package is as nuts as its rumored to be why would the GOP waste time becoming the bad guy entirely when they can let these 20 take all the heat of the issue themselves?? \nThink about it. .just let Matt or whoever wants to unhinge their jaw and toss the vote out take the heat and they can pitch all the consequences on the outspoken bunch of fringe crazies rather than torpedo their own re election chances. Bonus is that it absolutely stops the entire house from even considering any other alternative legislation. They have to do nothing but vote for speaker.", ">\n\nIf McCarthy was actually smart, he’d have created a coalition government rather than Paul Ryan-ing himself by selling his soul to a handful of nihilistic extremists. \nFurther, if he had an ounce of testicular fortitude, now that he’s speaker, he would immediately say, “F- you to all 20 of my haters, the rules are not changing”\nTo bad (for Kevin) that McCarthy is a spineless toad with potato salad for brains.", ">\n\nRepublicans have spent decades convincing their base that compromise is weakness. We saw a ton of Republicans get primaried and replaced since 2010 because they were willing to compromise and work with Dems on common sense things like funding the Government and helping senior citizens. McCarthy is stuck in a situation where unless he gets the HFC on board, he cannot reach across the aisle for help, because the Republican base will eat him alive.", ">\n\nMcCarthy literally sold his soul for the speakership and gave dems the majority. All they have to do is show how dysfunctional the republicans are.", ">\n\n\nMcCarthy literally sold his soul for the speakership\n\nYes.\n\nand gave dems the majority. \n\nNo.\nNothing that was done here increases the power of the Democratic party.", ">\n\nIn the next HOR elections the only political ads they need to show is this the dysfunction. Swing districts in NY and Cali will flip blue.", ">\n\nAhh... if you mean handing the next Congress to the Democratic party, I can see why some would believe that.\nUnfortunately, I am not convinced the US electorate will be so motivated by this. There has been robust evidence before this that nobody desiring functional governance should every vote for Republican representatives.\nBut we can keep our fingers crossed and hope for the best.", ">\n\nThey can barely agree on McCarthy. If they dump him they’ll never agree on another." ]

[ "McCarthy is the weakest speaker in 100 years.", ">\n\nWith that rule that let's anyone recall him whenever they like, he might be the weakest speaker ever.", ">\n\n\nrule that let's anyone recall him whenever they like\n\nOnly a Republican", ">\n\nI think a democrat could too, but it would have the opposite effect of making republicans support him more.", ">\n\nNo, I think the new rule is that a sole member of the majority party can call for an ouster", ">\n\nIt would be insane to allow the minority party to trigger a recall at any number of representatives. It would happen all the time.", ">\n\nIt doesn't trigger a recall, it triggers a vote of the house. And as long as the Republicans have the majority it would have no effect.", ">\n\nit can still be used to filibuster and waste time.", ">\n\nSort of. The speaker could simply call a voice vote, the motion would fail and whoever forwarded the motion would get chastised. It would take 5 minutes, basically procedural. And you can only use your privilege once in a session to force your motion to be heard.\nIn reality there have almost always been rules likes this in Congress, they're what eventually led to Boehner stepping down, but unlike the speaker vote they can't really stop or delay the action of the house in any real way. And if so many members were willing to go through that little game that it actually interfered with house business then there'd be no point in filibustering because they've literally decided as a body not to conduct business.\nAlso there are a hundred other procedural rules that a member of Congress can use to delay the proceedings that have nothing to do with this rule. I think they're still using Roberts rules. A member can use privilege to force a vote on any motion. Gaetz could literally move to adjourn five minutes after session is opened, there'd be a voice vote, he'd get laughed at, then everyone would get on with the next thing.", ">\n\n\n“I’m not convinced we can go the entire Congress without having it. But I believe that if that’s used, I believe that, right now, the overwhelming majority… of Republicans realize that Kevin McCarthy needs a chance to govern, and we’re gonna give him a chance,” Comer said...\n\nHe seems very optimistic there. I look for the first one before the end of February.", ">\n\nHe’ll be Speaker until the Debt Ceiling and Government Spending Bills need to be brought up for a vote later this year. He’ll then be removed and the House will not be able to vote on either of those bills; exactly what the Free-dumb Caucus wants. The lunatics run the asylum.", ">\n\nI think the freedom caucus may end up shooting themselves in the foot in the end with this rule change. Nothing is stopping the more moderate republican from replacing the speaker and working with the dems during the debt ceiling crisis that is going to happen.", ">\n\nWelcome to the machine Kevin. The machine you built.", ">\n\nWelcome my son\nWelcome to the machine\nWhere have you been?\nIt's alright we know where you've been…\nYou’ve been to Lord Feltersnatch \nHe made you kiss his ass\nYou’re speakership will barely last\nMTG will swallow you with her nasty snatch\nSo Welcome, To the machine…", ">\n\nThe scariest most accurate song ever written, yet it was only meant for poor people with no education.", ">\n\nAll they have to do is show how dysfunctional the republicans are.", ">\n\nI wonder if Vegas has odds on how long until McCarthy faces the first motion he vacate the Speakership? I'd be surprised if he makes it to 2 months.", ">\n\nwhich lasts longer, a head of lettuce or McCarthy.", ">\n\nI give it about 44 days", ">\n\nThe 118th Congress is going to be a complete circus from start to finish. But without all the interesting acts... just clowns and more clowns.", ">\n\nI get a little sense of panic every time the Republicans announce one of their disastrous bills they’re going to pass, before I remember there’s no way it will pass the Senate. There’s still the debt ceiling and budget to worry about, but the Senate holding the line gives me some comfort.", ">\n\nI'd be surprised if this doesn't happen weekly. These people are emotional and it only takes one. Remember how Trump threw people under the bus the first time they diverged from his opinion? That's what's going to happen here. The minute McCarthy does something that doesn't sit right with the red hatters and we'll be back to voting 15 times for a new SOTH.", ">\n\nI doubt there will be enough support to allow one person to call a motion to vacate. If there is though, I think weekly calls to vacate is too optimistic, more like daily calls. If enough Republican House members are emotional enough to allow for such a system, then they are emotional enough to call a motion to vacate daily when they don't get their way.", ">\n\nI think people underestimate the power this gives Jeffries and the Dems.\nAt some point in the next 6 months, McCarthy is going to accidentally do something sane, and enrage Forehead and Friends. Little Kevin will find himself facing a motion to vacate.\nAt which point Jeffries can saunter up, and say \"Hey Little Kevin, I've got fifty purple state Dems who will prop you up... In exchange for....\".\nAnd Little Kevin will do some thinking, and realize that it's going to be easier to get Dem votes to prop himself up than it will be to negotiate with Forehead. The Dems will have clear demands, as opposed to the insanity the Freedom types will be demanding.\nIf Jeffries plays this right, it could end up being a decent session for the Forces of Sanity.", ">\n\nForehead and friends..\nI laughed at that one. Thank you!", ">\n\nI think it goes without saying that there will eventually be a motion to vacate, the only question is \"when.\" McCarthy will undoubtedly do something that makes one of the 20 anti-McCarthy Reps mad, whether real or imagined, and they'll call the vote. The real question is could he actually survive it and I'm not convinced he could.", ">\n\nThe guaranteed call is going to be around anything related to the debt ceiling. My feeling is that if this rules package is as nuts as its rumored to be why would the GOP waste time becoming the bad guy entirely when they can let these 20 take all the heat of the issue themselves?? \nThink about it. .just let Matt or whoever wants to unhinge their jaw and toss the vote out take the heat and they can pitch all the consequences on the outspoken bunch of fringe crazies rather than torpedo their own re election chances. Bonus is that it absolutely stops the entire house from even considering any other alternative legislation. They have to do nothing but vote for speaker.", ">\n\nIf McCarthy was actually smart, he’d have created a coalition government rather than Paul Ryan-ing himself by selling his soul to a handful of nihilistic extremists. \nFurther, if he had an ounce of testicular fortitude, now that he’s speaker, he would immediately say, “F- you to all 20 of my haters, the rules are not changing”\nTo bad (for Kevin) that McCarthy is a spineless toad with potato salad for brains.", ">\n\nRepublicans have spent decades convincing their base that compromise is weakness. We saw a ton of Republicans get primaried and replaced since 2010 because they were willing to compromise and work with Dems on common sense things like funding the Government and helping senior citizens. McCarthy is stuck in a situation where unless he gets the HFC on board, he cannot reach across the aisle for help, because the Republican base will eat him alive.", ">\n\nMcCarthy literally sold his soul for the speakership and gave dems the majority. All they have to do is show how dysfunctional the republicans are.", ">\n\n\nMcCarthy literally sold his soul for the speakership\n\nYes.\n\nand gave dems the majority. \n\nNo.\nNothing that was done here increases the power of the Democratic party.", ">\n\nIn the next HOR elections the only political ads they need to show is this the dysfunction. Swing districts in NY and Cali will flip blue.", ">\n\nAhh... if you mean handing the next Congress to the Democratic party, I can see why some would believe that.\nUnfortunately, I am not convinced the US electorate will be so motivated by this. There has been robust evidence before this that nobody desiring functional governance should every vote for Republican representatives.\nBut we can keep our fingers crossed and hope for the best.", ">\n\nThey can barely agree on McCarthy. If they dump him they’ll never agree on another.", ">\n\nThe guy is one vote from losing the gavel and 8 votes from losing it to a Democrat. \nThis is going to happen more than once." ]

[ "McCarthy is the weakest speaker in 100 years.", ">\n\nWith that rule that let's anyone recall him whenever they like, he might be the weakest speaker ever.", ">\n\n\nrule that let's anyone recall him whenever they like\n\nOnly a Republican", ">\n\nI think a democrat could too, but it would have the opposite effect of making republicans support him more.", ">\n\nNo, I think the new rule is that a sole member of the majority party can call for an ouster", ">\n\nIt would be insane to allow the minority party to trigger a recall at any number of representatives. It would happen all the time.", ">\n\nIt doesn't trigger a recall, it triggers a vote of the house. And as long as the Republicans have the majority it would have no effect.", ">\n\nit can still be used to filibuster and waste time.", ">\n\nSort of. The speaker could simply call a voice vote, the motion would fail and whoever forwarded the motion would get chastised. It would take 5 minutes, basically procedural. And you can only use your privilege once in a session to force your motion to be heard.\nIn reality there have almost always been rules likes this in Congress, they're what eventually led to Boehner stepping down, but unlike the speaker vote they can't really stop or delay the action of the house in any real way. And if so many members were willing to go through that little game that it actually interfered with house business then there'd be no point in filibustering because they've literally decided as a body not to conduct business.\nAlso there are a hundred other procedural rules that a member of Congress can use to delay the proceedings that have nothing to do with this rule. I think they're still using Roberts rules. A member can use privilege to force a vote on any motion. Gaetz could literally move to adjourn five minutes after session is opened, there'd be a voice vote, he'd get laughed at, then everyone would get on with the next thing.", ">\n\n\n“I’m not convinced we can go the entire Congress without having it. But I believe that if that’s used, I believe that, right now, the overwhelming majority… of Republicans realize that Kevin McCarthy needs a chance to govern, and we’re gonna give him a chance,” Comer said...\n\nHe seems very optimistic there. I look for the first one before the end of February.", ">\n\nHe’ll be Speaker until the Debt Ceiling and Government Spending Bills need to be brought up for a vote later this year. He’ll then be removed and the House will not be able to vote on either of those bills; exactly what the Free-dumb Caucus wants. The lunatics run the asylum.", ">\n\nI think the freedom caucus may end up shooting themselves in the foot in the end with this rule change. Nothing is stopping the more moderate republican from replacing the speaker and working with the dems during the debt ceiling crisis that is going to happen.", ">\n\nWelcome to the machine Kevin. The machine you built.", ">\n\nWelcome my son\nWelcome to the machine\nWhere have you been?\nIt's alright we know where you've been…\nYou’ve been to Lord Feltersnatch \nHe made you kiss his ass\nYou’re speakership will barely last\nMTG will swallow you with her nasty snatch\nSo Welcome, To the machine…", ">\n\nThe scariest most accurate song ever written, yet it was only meant for poor people with no education.", ">\n\nAll they have to do is show how dysfunctional the republicans are.", ">\n\nI wonder if Vegas has odds on how long until McCarthy faces the first motion he vacate the Speakership? I'd be surprised if he makes it to 2 months.", ">\n\nwhich lasts longer, a head of lettuce or McCarthy.", ">\n\nI give it about 44 days", ">\n\nThe 118th Congress is going to be a complete circus from start to finish. But without all the interesting acts... just clowns and more clowns.", ">\n\nI get a little sense of panic every time the Republicans announce one of their disastrous bills they’re going to pass, before I remember there’s no way it will pass the Senate. There’s still the debt ceiling and budget to worry about, but the Senate holding the line gives me some comfort.", ">\n\nI'd be surprised if this doesn't happen weekly. These people are emotional and it only takes one. Remember how Trump threw people under the bus the first time they diverged from his opinion? That's what's going to happen here. The minute McCarthy does something that doesn't sit right with the red hatters and we'll be back to voting 15 times for a new SOTH.", ">\n\nI doubt there will be enough support to allow one person to call a motion to vacate. If there is though, I think weekly calls to vacate is too optimistic, more like daily calls. If enough Republican House members are emotional enough to allow for such a system, then they are emotional enough to call a motion to vacate daily when they don't get their way.", ">\n\nI think people underestimate the power this gives Jeffries and the Dems.\nAt some point in the next 6 months, McCarthy is going to accidentally do something sane, and enrage Forehead and Friends. Little Kevin will find himself facing a motion to vacate.\nAt which point Jeffries can saunter up, and say \"Hey Little Kevin, I've got fifty purple state Dems who will prop you up... In exchange for....\".\nAnd Little Kevin will do some thinking, and realize that it's going to be easier to get Dem votes to prop himself up than it will be to negotiate with Forehead. The Dems will have clear demands, as opposed to the insanity the Freedom types will be demanding.\nIf Jeffries plays this right, it could end up being a decent session for the Forces of Sanity.", ">\n\nForehead and friends..\nI laughed at that one. Thank you!", ">\n\nI think it goes without saying that there will eventually be a motion to vacate, the only question is \"when.\" McCarthy will undoubtedly do something that makes one of the 20 anti-McCarthy Reps mad, whether real or imagined, and they'll call the vote. The real question is could he actually survive it and I'm not convinced he could.", ">\n\nThe guaranteed call is going to be around anything related to the debt ceiling. My feeling is that if this rules package is as nuts as its rumored to be why would the GOP waste time becoming the bad guy entirely when they can let these 20 take all the heat of the issue themselves?? \nThink about it. .just let Matt or whoever wants to unhinge their jaw and toss the vote out take the heat and they can pitch all the consequences on the outspoken bunch of fringe crazies rather than torpedo their own re election chances. Bonus is that it absolutely stops the entire house from even considering any other alternative legislation. They have to do nothing but vote for speaker.", ">\n\nIf McCarthy was actually smart, he’d have created a coalition government rather than Paul Ryan-ing himself by selling his soul to a handful of nihilistic extremists. \nFurther, if he had an ounce of testicular fortitude, now that he’s speaker, he would immediately say, “F- you to all 20 of my haters, the rules are not changing”\nTo bad (for Kevin) that McCarthy is a spineless toad with potato salad for brains.", ">\n\nRepublicans have spent decades convincing their base that compromise is weakness. We saw a ton of Republicans get primaried and replaced since 2010 because they were willing to compromise and work with Dems on common sense things like funding the Government and helping senior citizens. McCarthy is stuck in a situation where unless he gets the HFC on board, he cannot reach across the aisle for help, because the Republican base will eat him alive.", ">\n\nMcCarthy literally sold his soul for the speakership and gave dems the majority. All they have to do is show how dysfunctional the republicans are.", ">\n\n\nMcCarthy literally sold his soul for the speakership\n\nYes.\n\nand gave dems the majority. \n\nNo.\nNothing that was done here increases the power of the Democratic party.", ">\n\nIn the next HOR elections the only political ads they need to show is this the dysfunction. Swing districts in NY and Cali will flip blue.", ">\n\nAhh... if you mean handing the next Congress to the Democratic party, I can see why some would believe that.\nUnfortunately, I am not convinced the US electorate will be so motivated by this. There has been robust evidence before this that nobody desiring functional governance should every vote for Republican representatives.\nBut we can keep our fingers crossed and hope for the best.", ">\n\nThey can barely agree on McCarthy. If they dump him they’ll never agree on another.", ">\n\nThe guy is one vote from losing the gavel and 8 votes from losing it to a Democrat. \nThis is going to happen more than once.", ">\n\nSix votes I think? This past week there probably weren't six GOP reps who were ready to retire at the end of their term and throw their support to Jeffries. In a few months I think that might change." ]

[ "McCarthy is the weakest speaker in 100 years.", ">\n\nWith that rule that let's anyone recall him whenever they like, he might be the weakest speaker ever.", ">\n\n\nrule that let's anyone recall him whenever they like\n\nOnly a Republican", ">\n\nI think a democrat could too, but it would have the opposite effect of making republicans support him more.", ">\n\nNo, I think the new rule is that a sole member of the majority party can call for an ouster", ">\n\nIt would be insane to allow the minority party to trigger a recall at any number of representatives. It would happen all the time.", ">\n\nIt doesn't trigger a recall, it triggers a vote of the house. And as long as the Republicans have the majority it would have no effect.", ">\n\nit can still be used to filibuster and waste time.", ">\n\nSort of. The speaker could simply call a voice vote, the motion would fail and whoever forwarded the motion would get chastised. It would take 5 minutes, basically procedural. And you can only use your privilege once in a session to force your motion to be heard.\nIn reality there have almost always been rules likes this in Congress, they're what eventually led to Boehner stepping down, but unlike the speaker vote they can't really stop or delay the action of the house in any real way. And if so many members were willing to go through that little game that it actually interfered with house business then there'd be no point in filibustering because they've literally decided as a body not to conduct business.\nAlso there are a hundred other procedural rules that a member of Congress can use to delay the proceedings that have nothing to do with this rule. I think they're still using Roberts rules. A member can use privilege to force a vote on any motion. Gaetz could literally move to adjourn five minutes after session is opened, there'd be a voice vote, he'd get laughed at, then everyone would get on with the next thing.", ">\n\n\n“I’m not convinced we can go the entire Congress without having it. But I believe that if that’s used, I believe that, right now, the overwhelming majority… of Republicans realize that Kevin McCarthy needs a chance to govern, and we’re gonna give him a chance,” Comer said...\n\nHe seems very optimistic there. I look for the first one before the end of February.", ">\n\nHe’ll be Speaker until the Debt Ceiling and Government Spending Bills need to be brought up for a vote later this year. He’ll then be removed and the House will not be able to vote on either of those bills; exactly what the Free-dumb Caucus wants. The lunatics run the asylum.", ">\n\nI think the freedom caucus may end up shooting themselves in the foot in the end with this rule change. Nothing is stopping the more moderate republican from replacing the speaker and working with the dems during the debt ceiling crisis that is going to happen.", ">\n\nWelcome to the machine Kevin. The machine you built.", ">\n\nWelcome my son\nWelcome to the machine\nWhere have you been?\nIt's alright we know where you've been…\nYou’ve been to Lord Feltersnatch \nHe made you kiss his ass\nYou’re speakership will barely last\nMTG will swallow you with her nasty snatch\nSo Welcome, To the machine…", ">\n\nThe scariest most accurate song ever written, yet it was only meant for poor people with no education.", ">\n\nAll they have to do is show how dysfunctional the republicans are.", ">\n\nI wonder if Vegas has odds on how long until McCarthy faces the first motion he vacate the Speakership? I'd be surprised if he makes it to 2 months.", ">\n\nwhich lasts longer, a head of lettuce or McCarthy.", ">\n\nI give it about 44 days", ">\n\nThe 118th Congress is going to be a complete circus from start to finish. But without all the interesting acts... just clowns and more clowns.", ">\n\nI get a little sense of panic every time the Republicans announce one of their disastrous bills they’re going to pass, before I remember there’s no way it will pass the Senate. There’s still the debt ceiling and budget to worry about, but the Senate holding the line gives me some comfort.", ">\n\nI'd be surprised if this doesn't happen weekly. These people are emotional and it only takes one. Remember how Trump threw people under the bus the first time they diverged from his opinion? That's what's going to happen here. The minute McCarthy does something that doesn't sit right with the red hatters and we'll be back to voting 15 times for a new SOTH.", ">\n\nI doubt there will be enough support to allow one person to call a motion to vacate. If there is though, I think weekly calls to vacate is too optimistic, more like daily calls. If enough Republican House members are emotional enough to allow for such a system, then they are emotional enough to call a motion to vacate daily when they don't get their way.", ">\n\nI think people underestimate the power this gives Jeffries and the Dems.\nAt some point in the next 6 months, McCarthy is going to accidentally do something sane, and enrage Forehead and Friends. Little Kevin will find himself facing a motion to vacate.\nAt which point Jeffries can saunter up, and say \"Hey Little Kevin, I've got fifty purple state Dems who will prop you up... In exchange for....\".\nAnd Little Kevin will do some thinking, and realize that it's going to be easier to get Dem votes to prop himself up than it will be to negotiate with Forehead. The Dems will have clear demands, as opposed to the insanity the Freedom types will be demanding.\nIf Jeffries plays this right, it could end up being a decent session for the Forces of Sanity.", ">\n\nForehead and friends..\nI laughed at that one. Thank you!", ">\n\nI think it goes without saying that there will eventually be a motion to vacate, the only question is \"when.\" McCarthy will undoubtedly do something that makes one of the 20 anti-McCarthy Reps mad, whether real or imagined, and they'll call the vote. The real question is could he actually survive it and I'm not convinced he could.", ">\n\nThe guaranteed call is going to be around anything related to the debt ceiling. My feeling is that if this rules package is as nuts as its rumored to be why would the GOP waste time becoming the bad guy entirely when they can let these 20 take all the heat of the issue themselves?? \nThink about it. .just let Matt or whoever wants to unhinge their jaw and toss the vote out take the heat and they can pitch all the consequences on the outspoken bunch of fringe crazies rather than torpedo their own re election chances. Bonus is that it absolutely stops the entire house from even considering any other alternative legislation. They have to do nothing but vote for speaker.", ">\n\nIf McCarthy was actually smart, he’d have created a coalition government rather than Paul Ryan-ing himself by selling his soul to a handful of nihilistic extremists. \nFurther, if he had an ounce of testicular fortitude, now that he’s speaker, he would immediately say, “F- you to all 20 of my haters, the rules are not changing”\nTo bad (for Kevin) that McCarthy is a spineless toad with potato salad for brains.", ">\n\nRepublicans have spent decades convincing their base that compromise is weakness. We saw a ton of Republicans get primaried and replaced since 2010 because they were willing to compromise and work with Dems on common sense things like funding the Government and helping senior citizens. McCarthy is stuck in a situation where unless he gets the HFC on board, he cannot reach across the aisle for help, because the Republican base will eat him alive.", ">\n\nMcCarthy literally sold his soul for the speakership and gave dems the majority. All they have to do is show how dysfunctional the republicans are.", ">\n\n\nMcCarthy literally sold his soul for the speakership\n\nYes.\n\nand gave dems the majority. \n\nNo.\nNothing that was done here increases the power of the Democratic party.", ">\n\nIn the next HOR elections the only political ads they need to show is this the dysfunction. Swing districts in NY and Cali will flip blue.", ">\n\nAhh... if you mean handing the next Congress to the Democratic party, I can see why some would believe that.\nUnfortunately, I am not convinced the US electorate will be so motivated by this. There has been robust evidence before this that nobody desiring functional governance should every vote for Republican representatives.\nBut we can keep our fingers crossed and hope for the best.", ">\n\nThey can barely agree on McCarthy. If they dump him they’ll never agree on another.", ">\n\nThe guy is one vote from losing the gavel and 8 votes from losing it to a Democrat. \nThis is going to happen more than once.", ">\n\nSix votes I think? This past week there probably weren't six GOP reps who were ready to retire at the end of their term and throw their support to Jeffries. In a few months I think that might change.", ">\n\nWhen they get to the partisan show trials, the nazification of fashion, the banning of electric vehicles etc etc.. and then eventually some budgetary stuff all the banjo strings are gonna loosen in strange ways and the hatchets will really fly.\nI don’t think the dems will end up with a speaker or something.. But with the margins this close and rules set back to one member able to call a no-confidence vote, every member has a proceedural veto at this point. It’s not a new power either - it is just a new era of radicals seeking to disrupt every aspect of civil order. And this is the whole point: the disruption will continue because the radicals and activists harvest millions of dollars in invisible donated cash every time they throw a baby tantrum.\nThe money is impossible to comprehend for the average citizen. Almost everyone here for example, reacts with partisan or political filters to this madness. But the people dissolving your freedom do not give a rat’s ass about any of their proclaimed political views and values. They are only interested in the money.\nCalling for a no confidence vote will generate tens of millios in new campaign donations. Without exageration or embellishment. It isn’t that some of them might use it, it is that all of them are willing to do so just to keep their dipshit donors reaching for their credit cards.\nI wouldn’t be surprised if there is not a different speaker by the end of this congress but I don’t expect that to be the outcome. I do expect a lot of poor rural, and oligarch level rich donors to once again pay, and pray for America to fall apart." ]

[ "McCarthy is the weakest speaker in 100 years.", ">\n\nWith that rule that let's anyone recall him whenever they like, he might be the weakest speaker ever.", ">\n\n\nrule that let's anyone recall him whenever they like\n\nOnly a Republican", ">\n\nI think a democrat could too, but it would have the opposite effect of making republicans support him more.", ">\n\nNo, I think the new rule is that a sole member of the majority party can call for an ouster", ">\n\nIt would be insane to allow the minority party to trigger a recall at any number of representatives. It would happen all the time.", ">\n\nIt doesn't trigger a recall, it triggers a vote of the house. And as long as the Republicans have the majority it would have no effect.", ">\n\nit can still be used to filibuster and waste time.", ">\n\nSort of. The speaker could simply call a voice vote, the motion would fail and whoever forwarded the motion would get chastised. It would take 5 minutes, basically procedural. And you can only use your privilege once in a session to force your motion to be heard.\nIn reality there have almost always been rules likes this in Congress, they're what eventually led to Boehner stepping down, but unlike the speaker vote they can't really stop or delay the action of the house in any real way. And if so many members were willing to go through that little game that it actually interfered with house business then there'd be no point in filibustering because they've literally decided as a body not to conduct business.\nAlso there are a hundred other procedural rules that a member of Congress can use to delay the proceedings that have nothing to do with this rule. I think they're still using Roberts rules. A member can use privilege to force a vote on any motion. Gaetz could literally move to adjourn five minutes after session is opened, there'd be a voice vote, he'd get laughed at, then everyone would get on with the next thing.", ">\n\n\n“I’m not convinced we can go the entire Congress without having it. But I believe that if that’s used, I believe that, right now, the overwhelming majority… of Republicans realize that Kevin McCarthy needs a chance to govern, and we’re gonna give him a chance,” Comer said...\n\nHe seems very optimistic there. I look for the first one before the end of February.", ">\n\nHe’ll be Speaker until the Debt Ceiling and Government Spending Bills need to be brought up for a vote later this year. He’ll then be removed and the House will not be able to vote on either of those bills; exactly what the Free-dumb Caucus wants. The lunatics run the asylum.", ">\n\nI think the freedom caucus may end up shooting themselves in the foot in the end with this rule change. Nothing is stopping the more moderate republican from replacing the speaker and working with the dems during the debt ceiling crisis that is going to happen.", ">\n\nWelcome to the machine Kevin. The machine you built.", ">\n\nWelcome my son\nWelcome to the machine\nWhere have you been?\nIt's alright we know where you've been…\nYou’ve been to Lord Feltersnatch \nHe made you kiss his ass\nYou’re speakership will barely last\nMTG will swallow you with her nasty snatch\nSo Welcome, To the machine…", ">\n\nThe scariest most accurate song ever written, yet it was only meant for poor people with no education.", ">\n\nAll they have to do is show how dysfunctional the republicans are.", ">\n\nI wonder if Vegas has odds on how long until McCarthy faces the first motion he vacate the Speakership? I'd be surprised if he makes it to 2 months.", ">\n\nwhich lasts longer, a head of lettuce or McCarthy.", ">\n\nI give it about 44 days", ">\n\nThe 118th Congress is going to be a complete circus from start to finish. But without all the interesting acts... just clowns and more clowns.", ">\n\nI get a little sense of panic every time the Republicans announce one of their disastrous bills they’re going to pass, before I remember there’s no way it will pass the Senate. There’s still the debt ceiling and budget to worry about, but the Senate holding the line gives me some comfort.", ">\n\nI'd be surprised if this doesn't happen weekly. These people are emotional and it only takes one. Remember how Trump threw people under the bus the first time they diverged from his opinion? That's what's going to happen here. The minute McCarthy does something that doesn't sit right with the red hatters and we'll be back to voting 15 times for a new SOTH.", ">\n\nI doubt there will be enough support to allow one person to call a motion to vacate. If there is though, I think weekly calls to vacate is too optimistic, more like daily calls. If enough Republican House members are emotional enough to allow for such a system, then they are emotional enough to call a motion to vacate daily when they don't get their way.", ">\n\nI think people underestimate the power this gives Jeffries and the Dems.\nAt some point in the next 6 months, McCarthy is going to accidentally do something sane, and enrage Forehead and Friends. Little Kevin will find himself facing a motion to vacate.\nAt which point Jeffries can saunter up, and say \"Hey Little Kevin, I've got fifty purple state Dems who will prop you up... In exchange for....\".\nAnd Little Kevin will do some thinking, and realize that it's going to be easier to get Dem votes to prop himself up than it will be to negotiate with Forehead. The Dems will have clear demands, as opposed to the insanity the Freedom types will be demanding.\nIf Jeffries plays this right, it could end up being a decent session for the Forces of Sanity.", ">\n\nForehead and friends..\nI laughed at that one. Thank you!", ">\n\nI think it goes without saying that there will eventually be a motion to vacate, the only question is \"when.\" McCarthy will undoubtedly do something that makes one of the 20 anti-McCarthy Reps mad, whether real or imagined, and they'll call the vote. The real question is could he actually survive it and I'm not convinced he could.", ">\n\nThe guaranteed call is going to be around anything related to the debt ceiling. My feeling is that if this rules package is as nuts as its rumored to be why would the GOP waste time becoming the bad guy entirely when they can let these 20 take all the heat of the issue themselves?? \nThink about it. .just let Matt or whoever wants to unhinge their jaw and toss the vote out take the heat and they can pitch all the consequences on the outspoken bunch of fringe crazies rather than torpedo their own re election chances. Bonus is that it absolutely stops the entire house from even considering any other alternative legislation. They have to do nothing but vote for speaker.", ">\n\nIf McCarthy was actually smart, he’d have created a coalition government rather than Paul Ryan-ing himself by selling his soul to a handful of nihilistic extremists. \nFurther, if he had an ounce of testicular fortitude, now that he’s speaker, he would immediately say, “F- you to all 20 of my haters, the rules are not changing”\nTo bad (for Kevin) that McCarthy is a spineless toad with potato salad for brains.", ">\n\nRepublicans have spent decades convincing their base that compromise is weakness. We saw a ton of Republicans get primaried and replaced since 2010 because they were willing to compromise and work with Dems on common sense things like funding the Government and helping senior citizens. McCarthy is stuck in a situation where unless he gets the HFC on board, he cannot reach across the aisle for help, because the Republican base will eat him alive.", ">\n\nMcCarthy literally sold his soul for the speakership and gave dems the majority. All they have to do is show how dysfunctional the republicans are.", ">\n\n\nMcCarthy literally sold his soul for the speakership\n\nYes.\n\nand gave dems the majority. \n\nNo.\nNothing that was done here increases the power of the Democratic party.", ">\n\nIn the next HOR elections the only political ads they need to show is this the dysfunction. Swing districts in NY and Cali will flip blue.", ">\n\nAhh... if you mean handing the next Congress to the Democratic party, I can see why some would believe that.\nUnfortunately, I am not convinced the US electorate will be so motivated by this. There has been robust evidence before this that nobody desiring functional governance should every vote for Republican representatives.\nBut we can keep our fingers crossed and hope for the best.", ">\n\nThey can barely agree on McCarthy. If they dump him they’ll never agree on another.", ">\n\nThe guy is one vote from losing the gavel and 8 votes from losing it to a Democrat. \nThis is going to happen more than once.", ">\n\nSix votes I think? This past week there probably weren't six GOP reps who were ready to retire at the end of their term and throw their support to Jeffries. In a few months I think that might change.", ">\n\nWhen they get to the partisan show trials, the nazification of fashion, the banning of electric vehicles etc etc.. and then eventually some budgetary stuff all the banjo strings are gonna loosen in strange ways and the hatchets will really fly.\nI don’t think the dems will end up with a speaker or something.. But with the margins this close and rules set back to one member able to call a no-confidence vote, every member has a proceedural veto at this point. It’s not a new power either - it is just a new era of radicals seeking to disrupt every aspect of civil order. And this is the whole point: the disruption will continue because the radicals and activists harvest millions of dollars in invisible donated cash every time they throw a baby tantrum.\nThe money is impossible to comprehend for the average citizen. Almost everyone here for example, reacts with partisan or political filters to this madness. But the people dissolving your freedom do not give a rat’s ass about any of their proclaimed political views and values. They are only interested in the money.\nCalling for a no confidence vote will generate tens of millios in new campaign donations. Without exageration or embellishment. It isn’t that some of them might use it, it is that all of them are willing to do so just to keep their dipshit donors reaching for their credit cards.\nI wouldn’t be surprised if there is not a different speaker by the end of this congress but I don’t expect that to be the outcome. I do expect a lot of poor rural, and oligarch level rich donors to once again pay, and pray for America to fall apart.", ">\n\nWhen the GOP doesn’t rule something out, it’s guaranteed to happen." ]

[ "McCarthy is the weakest speaker in 100 years.", ">\n\nWith that rule that let's anyone recall him whenever they like, he might be the weakest speaker ever.", ">\n\n\nrule that let's anyone recall him whenever they like\n\nOnly a Republican", ">\n\nI think a democrat could too, but it would have the opposite effect of making republicans support him more.", ">\n\nNo, I think the new rule is that a sole member of the majority party can call for an ouster", ">\n\nIt would be insane to allow the minority party to trigger a recall at any number of representatives. It would happen all the time.", ">\n\nIt doesn't trigger a recall, it triggers a vote of the house. And as long as the Republicans have the majority it would have no effect.", ">\n\nit can still be used to filibuster and waste time.", ">\n\nSort of. The speaker could simply call a voice vote, the motion would fail and whoever forwarded the motion would get chastised. It would take 5 minutes, basically procedural. And you can only use your privilege once in a session to force your motion to be heard.\nIn reality there have almost always been rules likes this in Congress, they're what eventually led to Boehner stepping down, but unlike the speaker vote they can't really stop or delay the action of the house in any real way. And if so many members were willing to go through that little game that it actually interfered with house business then there'd be no point in filibustering because they've literally decided as a body not to conduct business.\nAlso there are a hundred other procedural rules that a member of Congress can use to delay the proceedings that have nothing to do with this rule. I think they're still using Roberts rules. A member can use privilege to force a vote on any motion. Gaetz could literally move to adjourn five minutes after session is opened, there'd be a voice vote, he'd get laughed at, then everyone would get on with the next thing.", ">\n\n\n“I’m not convinced we can go the entire Congress without having it. But I believe that if that’s used, I believe that, right now, the overwhelming majority… of Republicans realize that Kevin McCarthy needs a chance to govern, and we’re gonna give him a chance,” Comer said...\n\nHe seems very optimistic there. I look for the first one before the end of February.", ">\n\nHe’ll be Speaker until the Debt Ceiling and Government Spending Bills need to be brought up for a vote later this year. He’ll then be removed and the House will not be able to vote on either of those bills; exactly what the Free-dumb Caucus wants. The lunatics run the asylum.", ">\n\nI think the freedom caucus may end up shooting themselves in the foot in the end with this rule change. Nothing is stopping the more moderate republican from replacing the speaker and working with the dems during the debt ceiling crisis that is going to happen.", ">\n\nWelcome to the machine Kevin. The machine you built.", ">\n\nWelcome my son\nWelcome to the machine\nWhere have you been?\nIt's alright we know where you've been…\nYou’ve been to Lord Feltersnatch \nHe made you kiss his ass\nYou’re speakership will barely last\nMTG will swallow you with her nasty snatch\nSo Welcome, To the machine…", ">\n\nThe scariest most accurate song ever written, yet it was only meant for poor people with no education.", ">\n\nAll they have to do is show how dysfunctional the republicans are.", ">\n\nI wonder if Vegas has odds on how long until McCarthy faces the first motion he vacate the Speakership? I'd be surprised if he makes it to 2 months.", ">\n\nwhich lasts longer, a head of lettuce or McCarthy.", ">\n\nI give it about 44 days", ">\n\nThe 118th Congress is going to be a complete circus from start to finish. But without all the interesting acts... just clowns and more clowns.", ">\n\nI get a little sense of panic every time the Republicans announce one of their disastrous bills they’re going to pass, before I remember there’s no way it will pass the Senate. There’s still the debt ceiling and budget to worry about, but the Senate holding the line gives me some comfort.", ">\n\nI'd be surprised if this doesn't happen weekly. These people are emotional and it only takes one. Remember how Trump threw people under the bus the first time they diverged from his opinion? That's what's going to happen here. The minute McCarthy does something that doesn't sit right with the red hatters and we'll be back to voting 15 times for a new SOTH.", ">\n\nI doubt there will be enough support to allow one person to call a motion to vacate. If there is though, I think weekly calls to vacate is too optimistic, more like daily calls. If enough Republican House members are emotional enough to allow for such a system, then they are emotional enough to call a motion to vacate daily when they don't get their way.", ">\n\nI think people underestimate the power this gives Jeffries and the Dems.\nAt some point in the next 6 months, McCarthy is going to accidentally do something sane, and enrage Forehead and Friends. Little Kevin will find himself facing a motion to vacate.\nAt which point Jeffries can saunter up, and say \"Hey Little Kevin, I've got fifty purple state Dems who will prop you up... In exchange for....\".\nAnd Little Kevin will do some thinking, and realize that it's going to be easier to get Dem votes to prop himself up than it will be to negotiate with Forehead. The Dems will have clear demands, as opposed to the insanity the Freedom types will be demanding.\nIf Jeffries plays this right, it could end up being a decent session for the Forces of Sanity.", ">\n\nForehead and friends..\nI laughed at that one. Thank you!", ">\n\nI think it goes without saying that there will eventually be a motion to vacate, the only question is \"when.\" McCarthy will undoubtedly do something that makes one of the 20 anti-McCarthy Reps mad, whether real or imagined, and they'll call the vote. The real question is could he actually survive it and I'm not convinced he could.", ">\n\nThe guaranteed call is going to be around anything related to the debt ceiling. My feeling is that if this rules package is as nuts as its rumored to be why would the GOP waste time becoming the bad guy entirely when they can let these 20 take all the heat of the issue themselves?? \nThink about it. .just let Matt or whoever wants to unhinge their jaw and toss the vote out take the heat and they can pitch all the consequences on the outspoken bunch of fringe crazies rather than torpedo their own re election chances. Bonus is that it absolutely stops the entire house from even considering any other alternative legislation. They have to do nothing but vote for speaker.", ">\n\nIf McCarthy was actually smart, he’d have created a coalition government rather than Paul Ryan-ing himself by selling his soul to a handful of nihilistic extremists. \nFurther, if he had an ounce of testicular fortitude, now that he’s speaker, he would immediately say, “F- you to all 20 of my haters, the rules are not changing”\nTo bad (for Kevin) that McCarthy is a spineless toad with potato salad for brains.", ">\n\nRepublicans have spent decades convincing their base that compromise is weakness. We saw a ton of Republicans get primaried and replaced since 2010 because they were willing to compromise and work with Dems on common sense things like funding the Government and helping senior citizens. McCarthy is stuck in a situation where unless he gets the HFC on board, he cannot reach across the aisle for help, because the Republican base will eat him alive.", ">\n\nMcCarthy literally sold his soul for the speakership and gave dems the majority. All they have to do is show how dysfunctional the republicans are.", ">\n\n\nMcCarthy literally sold his soul for the speakership\n\nYes.\n\nand gave dems the majority. \n\nNo.\nNothing that was done here increases the power of the Democratic party.", ">\n\nIn the next HOR elections the only political ads they need to show is this the dysfunction. Swing districts in NY and Cali will flip blue.", ">\n\nAhh... if you mean handing the next Congress to the Democratic party, I can see why some would believe that.\nUnfortunately, I am not convinced the US electorate will be so motivated by this. There has been robust evidence before this that nobody desiring functional governance should every vote for Republican representatives.\nBut we can keep our fingers crossed and hope for the best.", ">\n\nThey can barely agree on McCarthy. If they dump him they’ll never agree on another.", ">\n\nThe guy is one vote from losing the gavel and 8 votes from losing it to a Democrat. \nThis is going to happen more than once.", ">\n\nSix votes I think? This past week there probably weren't six GOP reps who were ready to retire at the end of their term and throw their support to Jeffries. In a few months I think that might change.", ">\n\nWhen they get to the partisan show trials, the nazification of fashion, the banning of electric vehicles etc etc.. and then eventually some budgetary stuff all the banjo strings are gonna loosen in strange ways and the hatchets will really fly.\nI don’t think the dems will end up with a speaker or something.. But with the margins this close and rules set back to one member able to call a no-confidence vote, every member has a proceedural veto at this point. It’s not a new power either - it is just a new era of radicals seeking to disrupt every aspect of civil order. And this is the whole point: the disruption will continue because the radicals and activists harvest millions of dollars in invisible donated cash every time they throw a baby tantrum.\nThe money is impossible to comprehend for the average citizen. Almost everyone here for example, reacts with partisan or political filters to this madness. But the people dissolving your freedom do not give a rat’s ass about any of their proclaimed political views and values. They are only interested in the money.\nCalling for a no confidence vote will generate tens of millios in new campaign donations. Without exageration or embellishment. It isn’t that some of them might use it, it is that all of them are willing to do so just to keep their dipshit donors reaching for their credit cards.\nI wouldn’t be surprised if there is not a different speaker by the end of this congress but I don’t expect that to be the outcome. I do expect a lot of poor rural, and oligarch level rich donors to once again pay, and pray for America to fall apart.", ">\n\nWhen the GOP doesn’t rule something out, it’s guaranteed to happen.", ">\n\nWill he last longer than a wilting head of lettuce?" ]

[ "McCarthy is the weakest speaker in 100 years.", ">\n\nWith that rule that let's anyone recall him whenever they like, he might be the weakest speaker ever.", ">\n\n\nrule that let's anyone recall him whenever they like\n\nOnly a Republican", ">\n\nI think a democrat could too, but it would have the opposite effect of making republicans support him more.", ">\n\nNo, I think the new rule is that a sole member of the majority party can call for an ouster", ">\n\nIt would be insane to allow the minority party to trigger a recall at any number of representatives. It would happen all the time.", ">\n\nIt doesn't trigger a recall, it triggers a vote of the house. And as long as the Republicans have the majority it would have no effect.", ">\n\nit can still be used to filibuster and waste time.", ">\n\nSort of. The speaker could simply call a voice vote, the motion would fail and whoever forwarded the motion would get chastised. It would take 5 minutes, basically procedural. And you can only use your privilege once in a session to force your motion to be heard.\nIn reality there have almost always been rules likes this in Congress, they're what eventually led to Boehner stepping down, but unlike the speaker vote they can't really stop or delay the action of the house in any real way. And if so many members were willing to go through that little game that it actually interfered with house business then there'd be no point in filibustering because they've literally decided as a body not to conduct business.\nAlso there are a hundred other procedural rules that a member of Congress can use to delay the proceedings that have nothing to do with this rule. I think they're still using Roberts rules. A member can use privilege to force a vote on any motion. Gaetz could literally move to adjourn five minutes after session is opened, there'd be a voice vote, he'd get laughed at, then everyone would get on with the next thing.", ">\n\n\n“I’m not convinced we can go the entire Congress without having it. But I believe that if that’s used, I believe that, right now, the overwhelming majority… of Republicans realize that Kevin McCarthy needs a chance to govern, and we’re gonna give him a chance,” Comer said...\n\nHe seems very optimistic there. I look for the first one before the end of February.", ">\n\nHe’ll be Speaker until the Debt Ceiling and Government Spending Bills need to be brought up for a vote later this year. He’ll then be removed and the House will not be able to vote on either of those bills; exactly what the Free-dumb Caucus wants. The lunatics run the asylum.", ">\n\nI think the freedom caucus may end up shooting themselves in the foot in the end with this rule change. Nothing is stopping the more moderate republican from replacing the speaker and working with the dems during the debt ceiling crisis that is going to happen.", ">\n\nWelcome to the machine Kevin. The machine you built.", ">\n\nWelcome my son\nWelcome to the machine\nWhere have you been?\nIt's alright we know where you've been…\nYou’ve been to Lord Feltersnatch \nHe made you kiss his ass\nYou’re speakership will barely last\nMTG will swallow you with her nasty snatch\nSo Welcome, To the machine…", ">\n\nThe scariest most accurate song ever written, yet it was only meant for poor people with no education.", ">\n\nAll they have to do is show how dysfunctional the republicans are.", ">\n\nI wonder if Vegas has odds on how long until McCarthy faces the first motion he vacate the Speakership? I'd be surprised if he makes it to 2 months.", ">\n\nwhich lasts longer, a head of lettuce or McCarthy.", ">\n\nI give it about 44 days", ">\n\nThe 118th Congress is going to be a complete circus from start to finish. But without all the interesting acts... just clowns and more clowns.", ">\n\nI get a little sense of panic every time the Republicans announce one of their disastrous bills they’re going to pass, before I remember there’s no way it will pass the Senate. There’s still the debt ceiling and budget to worry about, but the Senate holding the line gives me some comfort.", ">\n\nI'd be surprised if this doesn't happen weekly. These people are emotional and it only takes one. Remember how Trump threw people under the bus the first time they diverged from his opinion? That's what's going to happen here. The minute McCarthy does something that doesn't sit right with the red hatters and we'll be back to voting 15 times for a new SOTH.", ">\n\nI doubt there will be enough support to allow one person to call a motion to vacate. If there is though, I think weekly calls to vacate is too optimistic, more like daily calls. If enough Republican House members are emotional enough to allow for such a system, then they are emotional enough to call a motion to vacate daily when they don't get their way.", ">\n\nI think people underestimate the power this gives Jeffries and the Dems.\nAt some point in the next 6 months, McCarthy is going to accidentally do something sane, and enrage Forehead and Friends. Little Kevin will find himself facing a motion to vacate.\nAt which point Jeffries can saunter up, and say \"Hey Little Kevin, I've got fifty purple state Dems who will prop you up... In exchange for....\".\nAnd Little Kevin will do some thinking, and realize that it's going to be easier to get Dem votes to prop himself up than it will be to negotiate with Forehead. The Dems will have clear demands, as opposed to the insanity the Freedom types will be demanding.\nIf Jeffries plays this right, it could end up being a decent session for the Forces of Sanity.", ">\n\nForehead and friends..\nI laughed at that one. Thank you!", ">\n\nI think it goes without saying that there will eventually be a motion to vacate, the only question is \"when.\" McCarthy will undoubtedly do something that makes one of the 20 anti-McCarthy Reps mad, whether real or imagined, and they'll call the vote. The real question is could he actually survive it and I'm not convinced he could.", ">\n\nThe guaranteed call is going to be around anything related to the debt ceiling. My feeling is that if this rules package is as nuts as its rumored to be why would the GOP waste time becoming the bad guy entirely when they can let these 20 take all the heat of the issue themselves?? \nThink about it. .just let Matt or whoever wants to unhinge their jaw and toss the vote out take the heat and they can pitch all the consequences on the outspoken bunch of fringe crazies rather than torpedo their own re election chances. Bonus is that it absolutely stops the entire house from even considering any other alternative legislation. They have to do nothing but vote for speaker.", ">\n\nIf McCarthy was actually smart, he’d have created a coalition government rather than Paul Ryan-ing himself by selling his soul to a handful of nihilistic extremists. \nFurther, if he had an ounce of testicular fortitude, now that he’s speaker, he would immediately say, “F- you to all 20 of my haters, the rules are not changing”\nTo bad (for Kevin) that McCarthy is a spineless toad with potato salad for brains.", ">\n\nRepublicans have spent decades convincing their base that compromise is weakness. We saw a ton of Republicans get primaried and replaced since 2010 because they were willing to compromise and work with Dems on common sense things like funding the Government and helping senior citizens. McCarthy is stuck in a situation where unless he gets the HFC on board, he cannot reach across the aisle for help, because the Republican base will eat him alive.", ">\n\nMcCarthy literally sold his soul for the speakership and gave dems the majority. All they have to do is show how dysfunctional the republicans are.", ">\n\n\nMcCarthy literally sold his soul for the speakership\n\nYes.\n\nand gave dems the majority. \n\nNo.\nNothing that was done here increases the power of the Democratic party.", ">\n\nIn the next HOR elections the only political ads they need to show is this the dysfunction. Swing districts in NY and Cali will flip blue.", ">\n\nAhh... if you mean handing the next Congress to the Democratic party, I can see why some would believe that.\nUnfortunately, I am not convinced the US electorate will be so motivated by this. There has been robust evidence before this that nobody desiring functional governance should every vote for Republican representatives.\nBut we can keep our fingers crossed and hope for the best.", ">\n\nThey can barely agree on McCarthy. If they dump him they’ll never agree on another.", ">\n\nThe guy is one vote from losing the gavel and 8 votes from losing it to a Democrat. \nThis is going to happen more than once.", ">\n\nSix votes I think? This past week there probably weren't six GOP reps who were ready to retire at the end of their term and throw their support to Jeffries. In a few months I think that might change.", ">\n\nWhen they get to the partisan show trials, the nazification of fashion, the banning of electric vehicles etc etc.. and then eventually some budgetary stuff all the banjo strings are gonna loosen in strange ways and the hatchets will really fly.\nI don’t think the dems will end up with a speaker or something.. But with the margins this close and rules set back to one member able to call a no-confidence vote, every member has a proceedural veto at this point. It’s not a new power either - it is just a new era of radicals seeking to disrupt every aspect of civil order. And this is the whole point: the disruption will continue because the radicals and activists harvest millions of dollars in invisible donated cash every time they throw a baby tantrum.\nThe money is impossible to comprehend for the average citizen. Almost everyone here for example, reacts with partisan or political filters to this madness. But the people dissolving your freedom do not give a rat’s ass about any of their proclaimed political views and values. They are only interested in the money.\nCalling for a no confidence vote will generate tens of millios in new campaign donations. Without exageration or embellishment. It isn’t that some of them might use it, it is that all of them are willing to do so just to keep their dipshit donors reaching for their credit cards.\nI wouldn’t be surprised if there is not a different speaker by the end of this congress but I don’t expect that to be the outcome. I do expect a lot of poor rural, and oligarch level rich donors to once again pay, and pray for America to fall apart.", ">\n\nWhen the GOP doesn’t rule something out, it’s guaranteed to happen.", ">\n\nWill he last longer than a wilting head of lettuce?", ">\n\nI would be shocked if we make it through January without a vote on McCarthy to vacate" ]

[ "McCarthy is the weakest speaker in 100 years.", ">\n\nWith that rule that let's anyone recall him whenever they like, he might be the weakest speaker ever.", ">\n\n\nrule that let's anyone recall him whenever they like\n\nOnly a Republican", ">\n\nI think a democrat could too, but it would have the opposite effect of making republicans support him more.", ">\n\nNo, I think the new rule is that a sole member of the majority party can call for an ouster", ">\n\nIt would be insane to allow the minority party to trigger a recall at any number of representatives. It would happen all the time.", ">\n\nIt doesn't trigger a recall, it triggers a vote of the house. And as long as the Republicans have the majority it would have no effect.", ">\n\nit can still be used to filibuster and waste time.", ">\n\nSort of. The speaker could simply call a voice vote, the motion would fail and whoever forwarded the motion would get chastised. It would take 5 minutes, basically procedural. And you can only use your privilege once in a session to force your motion to be heard.\nIn reality there have almost always been rules likes this in Congress, they're what eventually led to Boehner stepping down, but unlike the speaker vote they can't really stop or delay the action of the house in any real way. And if so many members were willing to go through that little game that it actually interfered with house business then there'd be no point in filibustering because they've literally decided as a body not to conduct business.\nAlso there are a hundred other procedural rules that a member of Congress can use to delay the proceedings that have nothing to do with this rule. I think they're still using Roberts rules. A member can use privilege to force a vote on any motion. Gaetz could literally move to adjourn five minutes after session is opened, there'd be a voice vote, he'd get laughed at, then everyone would get on with the next thing.", ">\n\n\n“I’m not convinced we can go the entire Congress without having it. But I believe that if that’s used, I believe that, right now, the overwhelming majority… of Republicans realize that Kevin McCarthy needs a chance to govern, and we’re gonna give him a chance,” Comer said...\n\nHe seems very optimistic there. I look for the first one before the end of February.", ">\n\nHe’ll be Speaker until the Debt Ceiling and Government Spending Bills need to be brought up for a vote later this year. He’ll then be removed and the House will not be able to vote on either of those bills; exactly what the Free-dumb Caucus wants. The lunatics run the asylum.", ">\n\nI think the freedom caucus may end up shooting themselves in the foot in the end with this rule change. Nothing is stopping the more moderate republican from replacing the speaker and working with the dems during the debt ceiling crisis that is going to happen.", ">\n\nWelcome to the machine Kevin. The machine you built.", ">\n\nWelcome my son\nWelcome to the machine\nWhere have you been?\nIt's alright we know where you've been…\nYou’ve been to Lord Feltersnatch \nHe made you kiss his ass\nYou’re speakership will barely last\nMTG will swallow you with her nasty snatch\nSo Welcome, To the machine…", ">\n\nThe scariest most accurate song ever written, yet it was only meant for poor people with no education.", ">\n\nAll they have to do is show how dysfunctional the republicans are.", ">\n\nI wonder if Vegas has odds on how long until McCarthy faces the first motion he vacate the Speakership? I'd be surprised if he makes it to 2 months.", ">\n\nwhich lasts longer, a head of lettuce or McCarthy.", ">\n\nI give it about 44 days", ">\n\nThe 118th Congress is going to be a complete circus from start to finish. But without all the interesting acts... just clowns and more clowns.", ">\n\nI get a little sense of panic every time the Republicans announce one of their disastrous bills they’re going to pass, before I remember there’s no way it will pass the Senate. There’s still the debt ceiling and budget to worry about, but the Senate holding the line gives me some comfort.", ">\n\nI'd be surprised if this doesn't happen weekly. These people are emotional and it only takes one. Remember how Trump threw people under the bus the first time they diverged from his opinion? That's what's going to happen here. The minute McCarthy does something that doesn't sit right with the red hatters and we'll be back to voting 15 times for a new SOTH.", ">\n\nI doubt there will be enough support to allow one person to call a motion to vacate. If there is though, I think weekly calls to vacate is too optimistic, more like daily calls. If enough Republican House members are emotional enough to allow for such a system, then they are emotional enough to call a motion to vacate daily when they don't get their way.", ">\n\nI think people underestimate the power this gives Jeffries and the Dems.\nAt some point in the next 6 months, McCarthy is going to accidentally do something sane, and enrage Forehead and Friends. Little Kevin will find himself facing a motion to vacate.\nAt which point Jeffries can saunter up, and say \"Hey Little Kevin, I've got fifty purple state Dems who will prop you up... In exchange for....\".\nAnd Little Kevin will do some thinking, and realize that it's going to be easier to get Dem votes to prop himself up than it will be to negotiate with Forehead. The Dems will have clear demands, as opposed to the insanity the Freedom types will be demanding.\nIf Jeffries plays this right, it could end up being a decent session for the Forces of Sanity.", ">\n\nForehead and friends..\nI laughed at that one. Thank you!", ">\n\nI think it goes without saying that there will eventually be a motion to vacate, the only question is \"when.\" McCarthy will undoubtedly do something that makes one of the 20 anti-McCarthy Reps mad, whether real or imagined, and they'll call the vote. The real question is could he actually survive it and I'm not convinced he could.", ">\n\nThe guaranteed call is going to be around anything related to the debt ceiling. My feeling is that if this rules package is as nuts as its rumored to be why would the GOP waste time becoming the bad guy entirely when they can let these 20 take all the heat of the issue themselves?? \nThink about it. .just let Matt or whoever wants to unhinge their jaw and toss the vote out take the heat and they can pitch all the consequences on the outspoken bunch of fringe crazies rather than torpedo their own re election chances. Bonus is that it absolutely stops the entire house from even considering any other alternative legislation. They have to do nothing but vote for speaker.", ">\n\nIf McCarthy was actually smart, he’d have created a coalition government rather than Paul Ryan-ing himself by selling his soul to a handful of nihilistic extremists. \nFurther, if he had an ounce of testicular fortitude, now that he’s speaker, he would immediately say, “F- you to all 20 of my haters, the rules are not changing”\nTo bad (for Kevin) that McCarthy is a spineless toad with potato salad for brains.", ">\n\nRepublicans have spent decades convincing their base that compromise is weakness. We saw a ton of Republicans get primaried and replaced since 2010 because they were willing to compromise and work with Dems on common sense things like funding the Government and helping senior citizens. McCarthy is stuck in a situation where unless he gets the HFC on board, he cannot reach across the aisle for help, because the Republican base will eat him alive.", ">\n\nMcCarthy literally sold his soul for the speakership and gave dems the majority. All they have to do is show how dysfunctional the republicans are.", ">\n\n\nMcCarthy literally sold his soul for the speakership\n\nYes.\n\nand gave dems the majority. \n\nNo.\nNothing that was done here increases the power of the Democratic party.", ">\n\nIn the next HOR elections the only political ads they need to show is this the dysfunction. Swing districts in NY and Cali will flip blue.", ">\n\nAhh... if you mean handing the next Congress to the Democratic party, I can see why some would believe that.\nUnfortunately, I am not convinced the US electorate will be so motivated by this. There has been robust evidence before this that nobody desiring functional governance should every vote for Republican representatives.\nBut we can keep our fingers crossed and hope for the best.", ">\n\nThey can barely agree on McCarthy. If they dump him they’ll never agree on another.", ">\n\nThe guy is one vote from losing the gavel and 8 votes from losing it to a Democrat. \nThis is going to happen more than once.", ">\n\nSix votes I think? This past week there probably weren't six GOP reps who were ready to retire at the end of their term and throw their support to Jeffries. In a few months I think that might change.", ">\n\nWhen they get to the partisan show trials, the nazification of fashion, the banning of electric vehicles etc etc.. and then eventually some budgetary stuff all the banjo strings are gonna loosen in strange ways and the hatchets will really fly.\nI don’t think the dems will end up with a speaker or something.. But with the margins this close and rules set back to one member able to call a no-confidence vote, every member has a proceedural veto at this point. It’s not a new power either - it is just a new era of radicals seeking to disrupt every aspect of civil order. And this is the whole point: the disruption will continue because the radicals and activists harvest millions of dollars in invisible donated cash every time they throw a baby tantrum.\nThe money is impossible to comprehend for the average citizen. Almost everyone here for example, reacts with partisan or political filters to this madness. But the people dissolving your freedom do not give a rat’s ass about any of their proclaimed political views and values. They are only interested in the money.\nCalling for a no confidence vote will generate tens of millios in new campaign donations. Without exageration or embellishment. It isn’t that some of them might use it, it is that all of them are willing to do so just to keep their dipshit donors reaching for their credit cards.\nI wouldn’t be surprised if there is not a different speaker by the end of this congress but I don’t expect that to be the outcome. I do expect a lot of poor rural, and oligarch level rich donors to once again pay, and pray for America to fall apart.", ">\n\nWhen the GOP doesn’t rule something out, it’s guaranteed to happen.", ">\n\nWill he last longer than a wilting head of lettuce?", ">\n\nI would be shocked if we make it through January without a vote on McCarthy to vacate", ">\n\nIs there any doubt? Whether it’s successful or not, the one member threshold - if he keeps that promise - makes motions to vacate inevitable. The only question is how many mooches until the first one. I’ve already got a head of lettuce sitting in my fridge to see which lasts longer." ]

[ "McCarthy is the weakest speaker in 100 years.", ">\n\nWith that rule that let's anyone recall him whenever they like, he might be the weakest speaker ever.", ">\n\n\nrule that let's anyone recall him whenever they like\n\nOnly a Republican", ">\n\nI think a democrat could too, but it would have the opposite effect of making republicans support him more.", ">\n\nNo, I think the new rule is that a sole member of the majority party can call for an ouster", ">\n\nIt would be insane to allow the minority party to trigger a recall at any number of representatives. It would happen all the time.", ">\n\nIt doesn't trigger a recall, it triggers a vote of the house. And as long as the Republicans have the majority it would have no effect.", ">\n\nit can still be used to filibuster and waste time.", ">\n\nSort of. The speaker could simply call a voice vote, the motion would fail and whoever forwarded the motion would get chastised. It would take 5 minutes, basically procedural. And you can only use your privilege once in a session to force your motion to be heard.\nIn reality there have almost always been rules likes this in Congress, they're what eventually led to Boehner stepping down, but unlike the speaker vote they can't really stop or delay the action of the house in any real way. And if so many members were willing to go through that little game that it actually interfered with house business then there'd be no point in filibustering because they've literally decided as a body not to conduct business.\nAlso there are a hundred other procedural rules that a member of Congress can use to delay the proceedings that have nothing to do with this rule. I think they're still using Roberts rules. A member can use privilege to force a vote on any motion. Gaetz could literally move to adjourn five minutes after session is opened, there'd be a voice vote, he'd get laughed at, then everyone would get on with the next thing.", ">\n\n\n“I’m not convinced we can go the entire Congress without having it. But I believe that if that’s used, I believe that, right now, the overwhelming majority… of Republicans realize that Kevin McCarthy needs a chance to govern, and we’re gonna give him a chance,” Comer said...\n\nHe seems very optimistic there. I look for the first one before the end of February.", ">\n\nHe’ll be Speaker until the Debt Ceiling and Government Spending Bills need to be brought up for a vote later this year. He’ll then be removed and the House will not be able to vote on either of those bills; exactly what the Free-dumb Caucus wants. The lunatics run the asylum.", ">\n\nI think the freedom caucus may end up shooting themselves in the foot in the end with this rule change. Nothing is stopping the more moderate republican from replacing the speaker and working with the dems during the debt ceiling crisis that is going to happen.", ">\n\nWelcome to the machine Kevin. The machine you built.", ">\n\nWelcome my son\nWelcome to the machine\nWhere have you been?\nIt's alright we know where you've been…\nYou’ve been to Lord Feltersnatch \nHe made you kiss his ass\nYou’re speakership will barely last\nMTG will swallow you with her nasty snatch\nSo Welcome, To the machine…", ">\n\nThe scariest most accurate song ever written, yet it was only meant for poor people with no education.", ">\n\nAll they have to do is show how dysfunctional the republicans are.", ">\n\nI wonder if Vegas has odds on how long until McCarthy faces the first motion he vacate the Speakership? I'd be surprised if he makes it to 2 months.", ">\n\nwhich lasts longer, a head of lettuce or McCarthy.", ">\n\nI give it about 44 days", ">\n\nThe 118th Congress is going to be a complete circus from start to finish. But without all the interesting acts... just clowns and more clowns.", ">\n\nI get a little sense of panic every time the Republicans announce one of their disastrous bills they’re going to pass, before I remember there’s no way it will pass the Senate. There’s still the debt ceiling and budget to worry about, but the Senate holding the line gives me some comfort.", ">\n\nI'd be surprised if this doesn't happen weekly. These people are emotional and it only takes one. Remember how Trump threw people under the bus the first time they diverged from his opinion? That's what's going to happen here. The minute McCarthy does something that doesn't sit right with the red hatters and we'll be back to voting 15 times for a new SOTH.", ">\n\nI doubt there will be enough support to allow one person to call a motion to vacate. If there is though, I think weekly calls to vacate is too optimistic, more like daily calls. If enough Republican House members are emotional enough to allow for such a system, then they are emotional enough to call a motion to vacate daily when they don't get their way.", ">\n\nI think people underestimate the power this gives Jeffries and the Dems.\nAt some point in the next 6 months, McCarthy is going to accidentally do something sane, and enrage Forehead and Friends. Little Kevin will find himself facing a motion to vacate.\nAt which point Jeffries can saunter up, and say \"Hey Little Kevin, I've got fifty purple state Dems who will prop you up... In exchange for....\".\nAnd Little Kevin will do some thinking, and realize that it's going to be easier to get Dem votes to prop himself up than it will be to negotiate with Forehead. The Dems will have clear demands, as opposed to the insanity the Freedom types will be demanding.\nIf Jeffries plays this right, it could end up being a decent session for the Forces of Sanity.", ">\n\nForehead and friends..\nI laughed at that one. Thank you!", ">\n\nI think it goes without saying that there will eventually be a motion to vacate, the only question is \"when.\" McCarthy will undoubtedly do something that makes one of the 20 anti-McCarthy Reps mad, whether real or imagined, and they'll call the vote. The real question is could he actually survive it and I'm not convinced he could.", ">\n\nThe guaranteed call is going to be around anything related to the debt ceiling. My feeling is that if this rules package is as nuts as its rumored to be why would the GOP waste time becoming the bad guy entirely when they can let these 20 take all the heat of the issue themselves?? \nThink about it. .just let Matt or whoever wants to unhinge their jaw and toss the vote out take the heat and they can pitch all the consequences on the outspoken bunch of fringe crazies rather than torpedo their own re election chances. Bonus is that it absolutely stops the entire house from even considering any other alternative legislation. They have to do nothing but vote for speaker.", ">\n\nIf McCarthy was actually smart, he’d have created a coalition government rather than Paul Ryan-ing himself by selling his soul to a handful of nihilistic extremists. \nFurther, if he had an ounce of testicular fortitude, now that he’s speaker, he would immediately say, “F- you to all 20 of my haters, the rules are not changing”\nTo bad (for Kevin) that McCarthy is a spineless toad with potato salad for brains.", ">\n\nRepublicans have spent decades convincing their base that compromise is weakness. We saw a ton of Republicans get primaried and replaced since 2010 because they were willing to compromise and work with Dems on common sense things like funding the Government and helping senior citizens. McCarthy is stuck in a situation where unless he gets the HFC on board, he cannot reach across the aisle for help, because the Republican base will eat him alive.", ">\n\nMcCarthy literally sold his soul for the speakership and gave dems the majority. All they have to do is show how dysfunctional the republicans are.", ">\n\n\nMcCarthy literally sold his soul for the speakership\n\nYes.\n\nand gave dems the majority. \n\nNo.\nNothing that was done here increases the power of the Democratic party.", ">\n\nIn the next HOR elections the only political ads they need to show is this the dysfunction. Swing districts in NY and Cali will flip blue.", ">\n\nAhh... if you mean handing the next Congress to the Democratic party, I can see why some would believe that.\nUnfortunately, I am not convinced the US electorate will be so motivated by this. There has been robust evidence before this that nobody desiring functional governance should every vote for Republican representatives.\nBut we can keep our fingers crossed and hope for the best.", ">\n\nThey can barely agree on McCarthy. If they dump him they’ll never agree on another.", ">\n\nThe guy is one vote from losing the gavel and 8 votes from losing it to a Democrat. \nThis is going to happen more than once.", ">\n\nSix votes I think? This past week there probably weren't six GOP reps who were ready to retire at the end of their term and throw their support to Jeffries. In a few months I think that might change.", ">\n\nWhen they get to the partisan show trials, the nazification of fashion, the banning of electric vehicles etc etc.. and then eventually some budgetary stuff all the banjo strings are gonna loosen in strange ways and the hatchets will really fly.\nI don’t think the dems will end up with a speaker or something.. But with the margins this close and rules set back to one member able to call a no-confidence vote, every member has a proceedural veto at this point. It’s not a new power either - it is just a new era of radicals seeking to disrupt every aspect of civil order. And this is the whole point: the disruption will continue because the radicals and activists harvest millions of dollars in invisible donated cash every time they throw a baby tantrum.\nThe money is impossible to comprehend for the average citizen. Almost everyone here for example, reacts with partisan or political filters to this madness. But the people dissolving your freedom do not give a rat’s ass about any of their proclaimed political views and values. They are only interested in the money.\nCalling for a no confidence vote will generate tens of millios in new campaign donations. Without exageration or embellishment. It isn’t that some of them might use it, it is that all of them are willing to do so just to keep their dipshit donors reaching for their credit cards.\nI wouldn’t be surprised if there is not a different speaker by the end of this congress but I don’t expect that to be the outcome. I do expect a lot of poor rural, and oligarch level rich donors to once again pay, and pray for America to fall apart.", ">\n\nWhen the GOP doesn’t rule something out, it’s guaranteed to happen.", ">\n\nWill he last longer than a wilting head of lettuce?", ">\n\nI would be shocked if we make it through January without a vote on McCarthy to vacate", ">\n\nIs there any doubt? Whether it’s successful or not, the one member threshold - if he keeps that promise - makes motions to vacate inevitable. The only question is how many mooches until the first one. I’ve already got a head of lettuce sitting in my fridge to see which lasts longer.", ">\n\nSINO: Speaker in name only" ]

[ "McCarthy is the weakest speaker in 100 years.", ">\n\nWith that rule that let's anyone recall him whenever they like, he might be the weakest speaker ever.", ">\n\n\nrule that let's anyone recall him whenever they like\n\nOnly a Republican", ">\n\nI think a democrat could too, but it would have the opposite effect of making republicans support him more.", ">\n\nNo, I think the new rule is that a sole member of the majority party can call for an ouster", ">\n\nIt would be insane to allow the minority party to trigger a recall at any number of representatives. It would happen all the time.", ">\n\nIt doesn't trigger a recall, it triggers a vote of the house. And as long as the Republicans have the majority it would have no effect.", ">\n\nit can still be used to filibuster and waste time.", ">\n\nSort of. The speaker could simply call a voice vote, the motion would fail and whoever forwarded the motion would get chastised. It would take 5 minutes, basically procedural. And you can only use your privilege once in a session to force your motion to be heard.\nIn reality there have almost always been rules likes this in Congress, they're what eventually led to Boehner stepping down, but unlike the speaker vote they can't really stop or delay the action of the house in any real way. And if so many members were willing to go through that little game that it actually interfered with house business then there'd be no point in filibustering because they've literally decided as a body not to conduct business.\nAlso there are a hundred other procedural rules that a member of Congress can use to delay the proceedings that have nothing to do with this rule. I think they're still using Roberts rules. A member can use privilege to force a vote on any motion. Gaetz could literally move to adjourn five minutes after session is opened, there'd be a voice vote, he'd get laughed at, then everyone would get on with the next thing.", ">\n\n\n“I’m not convinced we can go the entire Congress without having it. But I believe that if that’s used, I believe that, right now, the overwhelming majority… of Republicans realize that Kevin McCarthy needs a chance to govern, and we’re gonna give him a chance,” Comer said...\n\nHe seems very optimistic there. I look for the first one before the end of February.", ">\n\nHe’ll be Speaker until the Debt Ceiling and Government Spending Bills need to be brought up for a vote later this year. He’ll then be removed and the House will not be able to vote on either of those bills; exactly what the Free-dumb Caucus wants. The lunatics run the asylum.", ">\n\nI think the freedom caucus may end up shooting themselves in the foot in the end with this rule change. Nothing is stopping the more moderate republican from replacing the speaker and working with the dems during the debt ceiling crisis that is going to happen.", ">\n\nWelcome to the machine Kevin. The machine you built.", ">\n\nWelcome my son\nWelcome to the machine\nWhere have you been?\nIt's alright we know where you've been…\nYou’ve been to Lord Feltersnatch \nHe made you kiss his ass\nYou’re speakership will barely last\nMTG will swallow you with her nasty snatch\nSo Welcome, To the machine…", ">\n\nThe scariest most accurate song ever written, yet it was only meant for poor people with no education.", ">\n\nAll they have to do is show how dysfunctional the republicans are.", ">\n\nI wonder if Vegas has odds on how long until McCarthy faces the first motion he vacate the Speakership? I'd be surprised if he makes it to 2 months.", ">\n\nwhich lasts longer, a head of lettuce or McCarthy.", ">\n\nI give it about 44 days", ">\n\nThe 118th Congress is going to be a complete circus from start to finish. But without all the interesting acts... just clowns and more clowns.", ">\n\nI get a little sense of panic every time the Republicans announce one of their disastrous bills they’re going to pass, before I remember there’s no way it will pass the Senate. There’s still the debt ceiling and budget to worry about, but the Senate holding the line gives me some comfort.", ">\n\nI'd be surprised if this doesn't happen weekly. These people are emotional and it only takes one. Remember how Trump threw people under the bus the first time they diverged from his opinion? That's what's going to happen here. The minute McCarthy does something that doesn't sit right with the red hatters and we'll be back to voting 15 times for a new SOTH.", ">\n\nI doubt there will be enough support to allow one person to call a motion to vacate. If there is though, I think weekly calls to vacate is too optimistic, more like daily calls. If enough Republican House members are emotional enough to allow for such a system, then they are emotional enough to call a motion to vacate daily when they don't get their way.", ">\n\nI think people underestimate the power this gives Jeffries and the Dems.\nAt some point in the next 6 months, McCarthy is going to accidentally do something sane, and enrage Forehead and Friends. Little Kevin will find himself facing a motion to vacate.\nAt which point Jeffries can saunter up, and say \"Hey Little Kevin, I've got fifty purple state Dems who will prop you up... In exchange for....\".\nAnd Little Kevin will do some thinking, and realize that it's going to be easier to get Dem votes to prop himself up than it will be to negotiate with Forehead. The Dems will have clear demands, as opposed to the insanity the Freedom types will be demanding.\nIf Jeffries plays this right, it could end up being a decent session for the Forces of Sanity.", ">\n\nForehead and friends..\nI laughed at that one. Thank you!", ">\n\nI think it goes without saying that there will eventually be a motion to vacate, the only question is \"when.\" McCarthy will undoubtedly do something that makes one of the 20 anti-McCarthy Reps mad, whether real or imagined, and they'll call the vote. The real question is could he actually survive it and I'm not convinced he could.", ">\n\nThe guaranteed call is going to be around anything related to the debt ceiling. My feeling is that if this rules package is as nuts as its rumored to be why would the GOP waste time becoming the bad guy entirely when they can let these 20 take all the heat of the issue themselves?? \nThink about it. .just let Matt or whoever wants to unhinge their jaw and toss the vote out take the heat and they can pitch all the consequences on the outspoken bunch of fringe crazies rather than torpedo their own re election chances. Bonus is that it absolutely stops the entire house from even considering any other alternative legislation. They have to do nothing but vote for speaker.", ">\n\nIf McCarthy was actually smart, he’d have created a coalition government rather than Paul Ryan-ing himself by selling his soul to a handful of nihilistic extremists. \nFurther, if he had an ounce of testicular fortitude, now that he’s speaker, he would immediately say, “F- you to all 20 of my haters, the rules are not changing”\nTo bad (for Kevin) that McCarthy is a spineless toad with potato salad for brains.", ">\n\nRepublicans have spent decades convincing their base that compromise is weakness. We saw a ton of Republicans get primaried and replaced since 2010 because they were willing to compromise and work with Dems on common sense things like funding the Government and helping senior citizens. McCarthy is stuck in a situation where unless he gets the HFC on board, he cannot reach across the aisle for help, because the Republican base will eat him alive.", ">\n\nMcCarthy literally sold his soul for the speakership and gave dems the majority. All they have to do is show how dysfunctional the republicans are.", ">\n\n\nMcCarthy literally sold his soul for the speakership\n\nYes.\n\nand gave dems the majority. \n\nNo.\nNothing that was done here increases the power of the Democratic party.", ">\n\nIn the next HOR elections the only political ads they need to show is this the dysfunction. Swing districts in NY and Cali will flip blue.", ">\n\nAhh... if you mean handing the next Congress to the Democratic party, I can see why some would believe that.\nUnfortunately, I am not convinced the US electorate will be so motivated by this. There has been robust evidence before this that nobody desiring functional governance should every vote for Republican representatives.\nBut we can keep our fingers crossed and hope for the best.", ">\n\nThey can barely agree on McCarthy. If they dump him they’ll never agree on another.", ">\n\nThe guy is one vote from losing the gavel and 8 votes from losing it to a Democrat. \nThis is going to happen more than once.", ">\n\nSix votes I think? This past week there probably weren't six GOP reps who were ready to retire at the end of their term and throw their support to Jeffries. In a few months I think that might change.", ">\n\nWhen they get to the partisan show trials, the nazification of fashion, the banning of electric vehicles etc etc.. and then eventually some budgetary stuff all the banjo strings are gonna loosen in strange ways and the hatchets will really fly.\nI don’t think the dems will end up with a speaker or something.. But with the margins this close and rules set back to one member able to call a no-confidence vote, every member has a proceedural veto at this point. It’s not a new power either - it is just a new era of radicals seeking to disrupt every aspect of civil order. And this is the whole point: the disruption will continue because the radicals and activists harvest millions of dollars in invisible donated cash every time they throw a baby tantrum.\nThe money is impossible to comprehend for the average citizen. Almost everyone here for example, reacts with partisan or political filters to this madness. But the people dissolving your freedom do not give a rat’s ass about any of their proclaimed political views and values. They are only interested in the money.\nCalling for a no confidence vote will generate tens of millios in new campaign donations. Without exageration or embellishment. It isn’t that some of them might use it, it is that all of them are willing to do so just to keep their dipshit donors reaching for their credit cards.\nI wouldn’t be surprised if there is not a different speaker by the end of this congress but I don’t expect that to be the outcome. I do expect a lot of poor rural, and oligarch level rich donors to once again pay, and pray for America to fall apart.", ">\n\nWhen the GOP doesn’t rule something out, it’s guaranteed to happen.", ">\n\nWill he last longer than a wilting head of lettuce?", ">\n\nI would be shocked if we make it through January without a vote on McCarthy to vacate", ">\n\nIs there any doubt? Whether it’s successful or not, the one member threshold - if he keeps that promise - makes motions to vacate inevitable. The only question is how many mooches until the first one. I’ve already got a head of lettuce sitting in my fridge to see which lasts longer.", ">\n\nSINO: Speaker in name only", ">\n\nI hope the Dems hold the \"1 vote to vacate\" over him at every opportunity." ]

[ "McCarthy is the weakest speaker in 100 years.", ">\n\nWith that rule that let's anyone recall him whenever they like, he might be the weakest speaker ever.", ">\n\n\nrule that let's anyone recall him whenever they like\n\nOnly a Republican", ">\n\nI think a democrat could too, but it would have the opposite effect of making republicans support him more.", ">\n\nNo, I think the new rule is that a sole member of the majority party can call for an ouster", ">\n\nIt would be insane to allow the minority party to trigger a recall at any number of representatives. It would happen all the time.", ">\n\nIt doesn't trigger a recall, it triggers a vote of the house. And as long as the Republicans have the majority it would have no effect.", ">\n\nit can still be used to filibuster and waste time.", ">\n\nSort of. The speaker could simply call a voice vote, the motion would fail and whoever forwarded the motion would get chastised. It would take 5 minutes, basically procedural. And you can only use your privilege once in a session to force your motion to be heard.\nIn reality there have almost always been rules likes this in Congress, they're what eventually led to Boehner stepping down, but unlike the speaker vote they can't really stop or delay the action of the house in any real way. And if so many members were willing to go through that little game that it actually interfered with house business then there'd be no point in filibustering because they've literally decided as a body not to conduct business.\nAlso there are a hundred other procedural rules that a member of Congress can use to delay the proceedings that have nothing to do with this rule. I think they're still using Roberts rules. A member can use privilege to force a vote on any motion. Gaetz could literally move to adjourn five minutes after session is opened, there'd be a voice vote, he'd get laughed at, then everyone would get on with the next thing.", ">\n\n\n“I’m not convinced we can go the entire Congress without having it. But I believe that if that’s used, I believe that, right now, the overwhelming majority… of Republicans realize that Kevin McCarthy needs a chance to govern, and we’re gonna give him a chance,” Comer said...\n\nHe seems very optimistic there. I look for the first one before the end of February.", ">\n\nHe’ll be Speaker until the Debt Ceiling and Government Spending Bills need to be brought up for a vote later this year. He’ll then be removed and the House will not be able to vote on either of those bills; exactly what the Free-dumb Caucus wants. The lunatics run the asylum.", ">\n\nI think the freedom caucus may end up shooting themselves in the foot in the end with this rule change. Nothing is stopping the more moderate republican from replacing the speaker and working with the dems during the debt ceiling crisis that is going to happen.", ">\n\nWelcome to the machine Kevin. The machine you built.", ">\n\nWelcome my son\nWelcome to the machine\nWhere have you been?\nIt's alright we know where you've been…\nYou’ve been to Lord Feltersnatch \nHe made you kiss his ass\nYou’re speakership will barely last\nMTG will swallow you with her nasty snatch\nSo Welcome, To the machine…", ">\n\nThe scariest most accurate song ever written, yet it was only meant for poor people with no education.", ">\n\nAll they have to do is show how dysfunctional the republicans are.", ">\n\nI wonder if Vegas has odds on how long until McCarthy faces the first motion he vacate the Speakership? I'd be surprised if he makes it to 2 months.", ">\n\nwhich lasts longer, a head of lettuce or McCarthy.", ">\n\nI give it about 44 days", ">\n\nThe 118th Congress is going to be a complete circus from start to finish. But without all the interesting acts... just clowns and more clowns.", ">\n\nI get a little sense of panic every time the Republicans announce one of their disastrous bills they’re going to pass, before I remember there’s no way it will pass the Senate. There’s still the debt ceiling and budget to worry about, but the Senate holding the line gives me some comfort.", ">\n\nI'd be surprised if this doesn't happen weekly. These people are emotional and it only takes one. Remember how Trump threw people under the bus the first time they diverged from his opinion? That's what's going to happen here. The minute McCarthy does something that doesn't sit right with the red hatters and we'll be back to voting 15 times for a new SOTH.", ">\n\nI doubt there will be enough support to allow one person to call a motion to vacate. If there is though, I think weekly calls to vacate is too optimistic, more like daily calls. If enough Republican House members are emotional enough to allow for such a system, then they are emotional enough to call a motion to vacate daily when they don't get their way.", ">\n\nI think people underestimate the power this gives Jeffries and the Dems.\nAt some point in the next 6 months, McCarthy is going to accidentally do something sane, and enrage Forehead and Friends. Little Kevin will find himself facing a motion to vacate.\nAt which point Jeffries can saunter up, and say \"Hey Little Kevin, I've got fifty purple state Dems who will prop you up... In exchange for....\".\nAnd Little Kevin will do some thinking, and realize that it's going to be easier to get Dem votes to prop himself up than it will be to negotiate with Forehead. The Dems will have clear demands, as opposed to the insanity the Freedom types will be demanding.\nIf Jeffries plays this right, it could end up being a decent session for the Forces of Sanity.", ">\n\nForehead and friends..\nI laughed at that one. Thank you!", ">\n\nI think it goes without saying that there will eventually be a motion to vacate, the only question is \"when.\" McCarthy will undoubtedly do something that makes one of the 20 anti-McCarthy Reps mad, whether real or imagined, and they'll call the vote. The real question is could he actually survive it and I'm not convinced he could.", ">\n\nThe guaranteed call is going to be around anything related to the debt ceiling. My feeling is that if this rules package is as nuts as its rumored to be why would the GOP waste time becoming the bad guy entirely when they can let these 20 take all the heat of the issue themselves?? \nThink about it. .just let Matt or whoever wants to unhinge their jaw and toss the vote out take the heat and they can pitch all the consequences on the outspoken bunch of fringe crazies rather than torpedo their own re election chances. Bonus is that it absolutely stops the entire house from even considering any other alternative legislation. They have to do nothing but vote for speaker.", ">\n\nIf McCarthy was actually smart, he’d have created a coalition government rather than Paul Ryan-ing himself by selling his soul to a handful of nihilistic extremists. \nFurther, if he had an ounce of testicular fortitude, now that he’s speaker, he would immediately say, “F- you to all 20 of my haters, the rules are not changing”\nTo bad (for Kevin) that McCarthy is a spineless toad with potato salad for brains.", ">\n\nRepublicans have spent decades convincing their base that compromise is weakness. We saw a ton of Republicans get primaried and replaced since 2010 because they were willing to compromise and work with Dems on common sense things like funding the Government and helping senior citizens. McCarthy is stuck in a situation where unless he gets the HFC on board, he cannot reach across the aisle for help, because the Republican base will eat him alive.", ">\n\nMcCarthy literally sold his soul for the speakership and gave dems the majority. All they have to do is show how dysfunctional the republicans are.", ">\n\n\nMcCarthy literally sold his soul for the speakership\n\nYes.\n\nand gave dems the majority. \n\nNo.\nNothing that was done here increases the power of the Democratic party.", ">\n\nIn the next HOR elections the only political ads they need to show is this the dysfunction. Swing districts in NY and Cali will flip blue.", ">\n\nAhh... if you mean handing the next Congress to the Democratic party, I can see why some would believe that.\nUnfortunately, I am not convinced the US electorate will be so motivated by this. There has been robust evidence before this that nobody desiring functional governance should every vote for Republican representatives.\nBut we can keep our fingers crossed and hope for the best.", ">\n\nThey can barely agree on McCarthy. If they dump him they’ll never agree on another.", ">\n\nThe guy is one vote from losing the gavel and 8 votes from losing it to a Democrat. \nThis is going to happen more than once.", ">\n\nSix votes I think? This past week there probably weren't six GOP reps who were ready to retire at the end of their term and throw their support to Jeffries. In a few months I think that might change.", ">\n\nWhen they get to the partisan show trials, the nazification of fashion, the banning of electric vehicles etc etc.. and then eventually some budgetary stuff all the banjo strings are gonna loosen in strange ways and the hatchets will really fly.\nI don’t think the dems will end up with a speaker or something.. But with the margins this close and rules set back to one member able to call a no-confidence vote, every member has a proceedural veto at this point. It’s not a new power either - it is just a new era of radicals seeking to disrupt every aspect of civil order. And this is the whole point: the disruption will continue because the radicals and activists harvest millions of dollars in invisible donated cash every time they throw a baby tantrum.\nThe money is impossible to comprehend for the average citizen. Almost everyone here for example, reacts with partisan or political filters to this madness. But the people dissolving your freedom do not give a rat’s ass about any of their proclaimed political views and values. They are only interested in the money.\nCalling for a no confidence vote will generate tens of millios in new campaign donations. Without exageration or embellishment. It isn’t that some of them might use it, it is that all of them are willing to do so just to keep their dipshit donors reaching for their credit cards.\nI wouldn’t be surprised if there is not a different speaker by the end of this congress but I don’t expect that to be the outcome. I do expect a lot of poor rural, and oligarch level rich donors to once again pay, and pray for America to fall apart.", ">\n\nWhen the GOP doesn’t rule something out, it’s guaranteed to happen.", ">\n\nWill he last longer than a wilting head of lettuce?", ">\n\nI would be shocked if we make it through January without a vote on McCarthy to vacate", ">\n\nIs there any doubt? Whether it’s successful or not, the one member threshold - if he keeps that promise - makes motions to vacate inevitable. The only question is how many mooches until the first one. I’ve already got a head of lettuce sitting in my fridge to see which lasts longer.", ">\n\nSINO: Speaker in name only", ">\n\nI hope the Dems hold the \"1 vote to vacate\" over him at every opportunity.", ">\n\nThey can’t, that rule only applies to members of the majority" ]

[ "McCarthy is the weakest speaker in 100 years.", ">\n\nWith that rule that let's anyone recall him whenever they like, he might be the weakest speaker ever.", ">\n\n\nrule that let's anyone recall him whenever they like\n\nOnly a Republican", ">\n\nI think a democrat could too, but it would have the opposite effect of making republicans support him more.", ">\n\nNo, I think the new rule is that a sole member of the majority party can call for an ouster", ">\n\nIt would be insane to allow the minority party to trigger a recall at any number of representatives. It would happen all the time.", ">\n\nIt doesn't trigger a recall, it triggers a vote of the house. And as long as the Republicans have the majority it would have no effect.", ">\n\nit can still be used to filibuster and waste time.", ">\n\nSort of. The speaker could simply call a voice vote, the motion would fail and whoever forwarded the motion would get chastised. It would take 5 minutes, basically procedural. And you can only use your privilege once in a session to force your motion to be heard.\nIn reality there have almost always been rules likes this in Congress, they're what eventually led to Boehner stepping down, but unlike the speaker vote they can't really stop or delay the action of the house in any real way. And if so many members were willing to go through that little game that it actually interfered with house business then there'd be no point in filibustering because they've literally decided as a body not to conduct business.\nAlso there are a hundred other procedural rules that a member of Congress can use to delay the proceedings that have nothing to do with this rule. I think they're still using Roberts rules. A member can use privilege to force a vote on any motion. Gaetz could literally move to adjourn five minutes after session is opened, there'd be a voice vote, he'd get laughed at, then everyone would get on with the next thing.", ">\n\n\n“I’m not convinced we can go the entire Congress without having it. But I believe that if that’s used, I believe that, right now, the overwhelming majority… of Republicans realize that Kevin McCarthy needs a chance to govern, and we’re gonna give him a chance,” Comer said...\n\nHe seems very optimistic there. I look for the first one before the end of February.", ">\n\nHe’ll be Speaker until the Debt Ceiling and Government Spending Bills need to be brought up for a vote later this year. He’ll then be removed and the House will not be able to vote on either of those bills; exactly what the Free-dumb Caucus wants. The lunatics run the asylum.", ">\n\nI think the freedom caucus may end up shooting themselves in the foot in the end with this rule change. Nothing is stopping the more moderate republican from replacing the speaker and working with the dems during the debt ceiling crisis that is going to happen.", ">\n\nWelcome to the machine Kevin. The machine you built.", ">\n\nWelcome my son\nWelcome to the machine\nWhere have you been?\nIt's alright we know where you've been…\nYou’ve been to Lord Feltersnatch \nHe made you kiss his ass\nYou’re speakership will barely last\nMTG will swallow you with her nasty snatch\nSo Welcome, To the machine…", ">\n\nThe scariest most accurate song ever written, yet it was only meant for poor people with no education.", ">\n\nAll they have to do is show how dysfunctional the republicans are.", ">\n\nI wonder if Vegas has odds on how long until McCarthy faces the first motion he vacate the Speakership? I'd be surprised if he makes it to 2 months.", ">\n\nwhich lasts longer, a head of lettuce or McCarthy.", ">\n\nI give it about 44 days", ">\n\nThe 118th Congress is going to be a complete circus from start to finish. But without all the interesting acts... just clowns and more clowns.", ">\n\nI get a little sense of panic every time the Republicans announce one of their disastrous bills they’re going to pass, before I remember there’s no way it will pass the Senate. There’s still the debt ceiling and budget to worry about, but the Senate holding the line gives me some comfort.", ">\n\nI'd be surprised if this doesn't happen weekly. These people are emotional and it only takes one. Remember how Trump threw people under the bus the first time they diverged from his opinion? That's what's going to happen here. The minute McCarthy does something that doesn't sit right with the red hatters and we'll be back to voting 15 times for a new SOTH.", ">\n\nI doubt there will be enough support to allow one person to call a motion to vacate. If there is though, I think weekly calls to vacate is too optimistic, more like daily calls. If enough Republican House members are emotional enough to allow for such a system, then they are emotional enough to call a motion to vacate daily when they don't get their way.", ">\n\nI think people underestimate the power this gives Jeffries and the Dems.\nAt some point in the next 6 months, McCarthy is going to accidentally do something sane, and enrage Forehead and Friends. Little Kevin will find himself facing a motion to vacate.\nAt which point Jeffries can saunter up, and say \"Hey Little Kevin, I've got fifty purple state Dems who will prop you up... In exchange for....\".\nAnd Little Kevin will do some thinking, and realize that it's going to be easier to get Dem votes to prop himself up than it will be to negotiate with Forehead. The Dems will have clear demands, as opposed to the insanity the Freedom types will be demanding.\nIf Jeffries plays this right, it could end up being a decent session for the Forces of Sanity.", ">\n\nForehead and friends..\nI laughed at that one. Thank you!", ">\n\nI think it goes without saying that there will eventually be a motion to vacate, the only question is \"when.\" McCarthy will undoubtedly do something that makes one of the 20 anti-McCarthy Reps mad, whether real or imagined, and they'll call the vote. The real question is could he actually survive it and I'm not convinced he could.", ">\n\nThe guaranteed call is going to be around anything related to the debt ceiling. My feeling is that if this rules package is as nuts as its rumored to be why would the GOP waste time becoming the bad guy entirely when they can let these 20 take all the heat of the issue themselves?? \nThink about it. .just let Matt or whoever wants to unhinge their jaw and toss the vote out take the heat and they can pitch all the consequences on the outspoken bunch of fringe crazies rather than torpedo their own re election chances. Bonus is that it absolutely stops the entire house from even considering any other alternative legislation. They have to do nothing but vote for speaker.", ">\n\nIf McCarthy was actually smart, he’d have created a coalition government rather than Paul Ryan-ing himself by selling his soul to a handful of nihilistic extremists. \nFurther, if he had an ounce of testicular fortitude, now that he’s speaker, he would immediately say, “F- you to all 20 of my haters, the rules are not changing”\nTo bad (for Kevin) that McCarthy is a spineless toad with potato salad for brains.", ">\n\nRepublicans have spent decades convincing their base that compromise is weakness. We saw a ton of Republicans get primaried and replaced since 2010 because they were willing to compromise and work with Dems on common sense things like funding the Government and helping senior citizens. McCarthy is stuck in a situation where unless he gets the HFC on board, he cannot reach across the aisle for help, because the Republican base will eat him alive.", ">\n\nMcCarthy literally sold his soul for the speakership and gave dems the majority. All they have to do is show how dysfunctional the republicans are.", ">\n\n\nMcCarthy literally sold his soul for the speakership\n\nYes.\n\nand gave dems the majority. \n\nNo.\nNothing that was done here increases the power of the Democratic party.", ">\n\nIn the next HOR elections the only political ads they need to show is this the dysfunction. Swing districts in NY and Cali will flip blue.", ">\n\nAhh... if you mean handing the next Congress to the Democratic party, I can see why some would believe that.\nUnfortunately, I am not convinced the US electorate will be so motivated by this. There has been robust evidence before this that nobody desiring functional governance should every vote for Republican representatives.\nBut we can keep our fingers crossed and hope for the best.", ">\n\nThey can barely agree on McCarthy. If they dump him they’ll never agree on another.", ">\n\nThe guy is one vote from losing the gavel and 8 votes from losing it to a Democrat. \nThis is going to happen more than once.", ">\n\nSix votes I think? This past week there probably weren't six GOP reps who were ready to retire at the end of their term and throw their support to Jeffries. In a few months I think that might change.", ">\n\nWhen they get to the partisan show trials, the nazification of fashion, the banning of electric vehicles etc etc.. and then eventually some budgetary stuff all the banjo strings are gonna loosen in strange ways and the hatchets will really fly.\nI don’t think the dems will end up with a speaker or something.. But with the margins this close and rules set back to one member able to call a no-confidence vote, every member has a proceedural veto at this point. It’s not a new power either - it is just a new era of radicals seeking to disrupt every aspect of civil order. And this is the whole point: the disruption will continue because the radicals and activists harvest millions of dollars in invisible donated cash every time they throw a baby tantrum.\nThe money is impossible to comprehend for the average citizen. Almost everyone here for example, reacts with partisan or political filters to this madness. But the people dissolving your freedom do not give a rat’s ass about any of their proclaimed political views and values. They are only interested in the money.\nCalling for a no confidence vote will generate tens of millios in new campaign donations. Without exageration or embellishment. It isn’t that some of them might use it, it is that all of them are willing to do so just to keep their dipshit donors reaching for their credit cards.\nI wouldn’t be surprised if there is not a different speaker by the end of this congress but I don’t expect that to be the outcome. I do expect a lot of poor rural, and oligarch level rich donors to once again pay, and pray for America to fall apart.", ">\n\nWhen the GOP doesn’t rule something out, it’s guaranteed to happen.", ">\n\nWill he last longer than a wilting head of lettuce?", ">\n\nI would be shocked if we make it through January without a vote on McCarthy to vacate", ">\n\nIs there any doubt? Whether it’s successful or not, the one member threshold - if he keeps that promise - makes motions to vacate inevitable. The only question is how many mooches until the first one. I’ve already got a head of lettuce sitting in my fridge to see which lasts longer.", ">\n\nSINO: Speaker in name only", ">\n\nI hope the Dems hold the \"1 vote to vacate\" over him at every opportunity.", ">\n\nThey can’t, that rule only applies to members of the majority", ">\n\nI hadn't read that anywhere. I'm surprised rules for the House can only be applied to one side." ]

[ "McCarthy is the weakest speaker in 100 years.", ">\n\nWith that rule that let's anyone recall him whenever they like, he might be the weakest speaker ever.", ">\n\n\nrule that let's anyone recall him whenever they like\n\nOnly a Republican", ">\n\nI think a democrat could too, but it would have the opposite effect of making republicans support him more.", ">\n\nNo, I think the new rule is that a sole member of the majority party can call for an ouster", ">\n\nIt would be insane to allow the minority party to trigger a recall at any number of representatives. It would happen all the time.", ">\n\nIt doesn't trigger a recall, it triggers a vote of the house. And as long as the Republicans have the majority it would have no effect.", ">\n\nit can still be used to filibuster and waste time.", ">\n\nSort of. The speaker could simply call a voice vote, the motion would fail and whoever forwarded the motion would get chastised. It would take 5 minutes, basically procedural. And you can only use your privilege once in a session to force your motion to be heard.\nIn reality there have almost always been rules likes this in Congress, they're what eventually led to Boehner stepping down, but unlike the speaker vote they can't really stop or delay the action of the house in any real way. And if so many members were willing to go through that little game that it actually interfered with house business then there'd be no point in filibustering because they've literally decided as a body not to conduct business.\nAlso there are a hundred other procedural rules that a member of Congress can use to delay the proceedings that have nothing to do with this rule. I think they're still using Roberts rules. A member can use privilege to force a vote on any motion. Gaetz could literally move to adjourn five minutes after session is opened, there'd be a voice vote, he'd get laughed at, then everyone would get on with the next thing.", ">\n\n\n“I’m not convinced we can go the entire Congress without having it. But I believe that if that’s used, I believe that, right now, the overwhelming majority… of Republicans realize that Kevin McCarthy needs a chance to govern, and we’re gonna give him a chance,” Comer said...\n\nHe seems very optimistic there. I look for the first one before the end of February.", ">\n\nHe’ll be Speaker until the Debt Ceiling and Government Spending Bills need to be brought up for a vote later this year. He’ll then be removed and the House will not be able to vote on either of those bills; exactly what the Free-dumb Caucus wants. The lunatics run the asylum.", ">\n\nI think the freedom caucus may end up shooting themselves in the foot in the end with this rule change. Nothing is stopping the more moderate republican from replacing the speaker and working with the dems during the debt ceiling crisis that is going to happen.", ">\n\nWelcome to the machine Kevin. The machine you built.", ">\n\nWelcome my son\nWelcome to the machine\nWhere have you been?\nIt's alright we know where you've been…\nYou’ve been to Lord Feltersnatch \nHe made you kiss his ass\nYou’re speakership will barely last\nMTG will swallow you with her nasty snatch\nSo Welcome, To the machine…", ">\n\nThe scariest most accurate song ever written, yet it was only meant for poor people with no education.", ">\n\nAll they have to do is show how dysfunctional the republicans are.", ">\n\nI wonder if Vegas has odds on how long until McCarthy faces the first motion he vacate the Speakership? I'd be surprised if he makes it to 2 months.", ">\n\nwhich lasts longer, a head of lettuce or McCarthy.", ">\n\nI give it about 44 days", ">\n\nThe 118th Congress is going to be a complete circus from start to finish. But without all the interesting acts... just clowns and more clowns.", ">\n\nI get a little sense of panic every time the Republicans announce one of their disastrous bills they’re going to pass, before I remember there’s no way it will pass the Senate. There’s still the debt ceiling and budget to worry about, but the Senate holding the line gives me some comfort.", ">\n\nI'd be surprised if this doesn't happen weekly. These people are emotional and it only takes one. Remember how Trump threw people under the bus the first time they diverged from his opinion? That's what's going to happen here. The minute McCarthy does something that doesn't sit right with the red hatters and we'll be back to voting 15 times for a new SOTH.", ">\n\nI doubt there will be enough support to allow one person to call a motion to vacate. If there is though, I think weekly calls to vacate is too optimistic, more like daily calls. If enough Republican House members are emotional enough to allow for such a system, then they are emotional enough to call a motion to vacate daily when they don't get their way.", ">\n\nI think people underestimate the power this gives Jeffries and the Dems.\nAt some point in the next 6 months, McCarthy is going to accidentally do something sane, and enrage Forehead and Friends. Little Kevin will find himself facing a motion to vacate.\nAt which point Jeffries can saunter up, and say \"Hey Little Kevin, I've got fifty purple state Dems who will prop you up... In exchange for....\".\nAnd Little Kevin will do some thinking, and realize that it's going to be easier to get Dem votes to prop himself up than it will be to negotiate with Forehead. The Dems will have clear demands, as opposed to the insanity the Freedom types will be demanding.\nIf Jeffries plays this right, it could end up being a decent session for the Forces of Sanity.", ">\n\nForehead and friends..\nI laughed at that one. Thank you!", ">\n\nI think it goes without saying that there will eventually be a motion to vacate, the only question is \"when.\" McCarthy will undoubtedly do something that makes one of the 20 anti-McCarthy Reps mad, whether real or imagined, and they'll call the vote. The real question is could he actually survive it and I'm not convinced he could.", ">\n\nThe guaranteed call is going to be around anything related to the debt ceiling. My feeling is that if this rules package is as nuts as its rumored to be why would the GOP waste time becoming the bad guy entirely when they can let these 20 take all the heat of the issue themselves?? \nThink about it. .just let Matt or whoever wants to unhinge their jaw and toss the vote out take the heat and they can pitch all the consequences on the outspoken bunch of fringe crazies rather than torpedo their own re election chances. Bonus is that it absolutely stops the entire house from even considering any other alternative legislation. They have to do nothing but vote for speaker.", ">\n\nIf McCarthy was actually smart, he’d have created a coalition government rather than Paul Ryan-ing himself by selling his soul to a handful of nihilistic extremists. \nFurther, if he had an ounce of testicular fortitude, now that he’s speaker, he would immediately say, “F- you to all 20 of my haters, the rules are not changing”\nTo bad (for Kevin) that McCarthy is a spineless toad with potato salad for brains.", ">\n\nRepublicans have spent decades convincing their base that compromise is weakness. We saw a ton of Republicans get primaried and replaced since 2010 because they were willing to compromise and work with Dems on common sense things like funding the Government and helping senior citizens. McCarthy is stuck in a situation where unless he gets the HFC on board, he cannot reach across the aisle for help, because the Republican base will eat him alive.", ">\n\nMcCarthy literally sold his soul for the speakership and gave dems the majority. All they have to do is show how dysfunctional the republicans are.", ">\n\n\nMcCarthy literally sold his soul for the speakership\n\nYes.\n\nand gave dems the majority. \n\nNo.\nNothing that was done here increases the power of the Democratic party.", ">\n\nIn the next HOR elections the only political ads they need to show is this the dysfunction. Swing districts in NY and Cali will flip blue.", ">\n\nAhh... if you mean handing the next Congress to the Democratic party, I can see why some would believe that.\nUnfortunately, I am not convinced the US electorate will be so motivated by this. There has been robust evidence before this that nobody desiring functional governance should every vote for Republican representatives.\nBut we can keep our fingers crossed and hope for the best.", ">\n\nThey can barely agree on McCarthy. If they dump him they’ll never agree on another.", ">\n\nThe guy is one vote from losing the gavel and 8 votes from losing it to a Democrat. \nThis is going to happen more than once.", ">\n\nSix votes I think? This past week there probably weren't six GOP reps who were ready to retire at the end of their term and throw their support to Jeffries. In a few months I think that might change.", ">\n\nWhen they get to the partisan show trials, the nazification of fashion, the banning of electric vehicles etc etc.. and then eventually some budgetary stuff all the banjo strings are gonna loosen in strange ways and the hatchets will really fly.\nI don’t think the dems will end up with a speaker or something.. But with the margins this close and rules set back to one member able to call a no-confidence vote, every member has a proceedural veto at this point. It’s not a new power either - it is just a new era of radicals seeking to disrupt every aspect of civil order. And this is the whole point: the disruption will continue because the radicals and activists harvest millions of dollars in invisible donated cash every time they throw a baby tantrum.\nThe money is impossible to comprehend for the average citizen. Almost everyone here for example, reacts with partisan or political filters to this madness. But the people dissolving your freedom do not give a rat’s ass about any of their proclaimed political views and values. They are only interested in the money.\nCalling for a no confidence vote will generate tens of millios in new campaign donations. Without exageration or embellishment. It isn’t that some of them might use it, it is that all of them are willing to do so just to keep their dipshit donors reaching for their credit cards.\nI wouldn’t be surprised if there is not a different speaker by the end of this congress but I don’t expect that to be the outcome. I do expect a lot of poor rural, and oligarch level rich donors to once again pay, and pray for America to fall apart.", ">\n\nWhen the GOP doesn’t rule something out, it’s guaranteed to happen.", ">\n\nWill he last longer than a wilting head of lettuce?", ">\n\nI would be shocked if we make it through January without a vote on McCarthy to vacate", ">\n\nIs there any doubt? Whether it’s successful or not, the one member threshold - if he keeps that promise - makes motions to vacate inevitable. The only question is how many mooches until the first one. I’ve already got a head of lettuce sitting in my fridge to see which lasts longer.", ">\n\nSINO: Speaker in name only", ">\n\nI hope the Dems hold the \"1 vote to vacate\" over him at every opportunity.", ">\n\nThey can’t, that rule only applies to members of the majority", ">\n\nI hadn't read that anywhere. I'm surprised rules for the House can only be applied to one side.", ">\n\nThe rules are whatever they make them to be." ]

[ "McCarthy is the weakest speaker in 100 years.", ">\n\nWith that rule that let's anyone recall him whenever they like, he might be the weakest speaker ever.", ">\n\n\nrule that let's anyone recall him whenever they like\n\nOnly a Republican", ">\n\nI think a democrat could too, but it would have the opposite effect of making republicans support him more.", ">\n\nNo, I think the new rule is that a sole member of the majority party can call for an ouster", ">\n\nIt would be insane to allow the minority party to trigger a recall at any number of representatives. It would happen all the time.", ">\n\nIt doesn't trigger a recall, it triggers a vote of the house. And as long as the Republicans have the majority it would have no effect.", ">\n\nit can still be used to filibuster and waste time.", ">\n\nSort of. The speaker could simply call a voice vote, the motion would fail and whoever forwarded the motion would get chastised. It would take 5 minutes, basically procedural. And you can only use your privilege once in a session to force your motion to be heard.\nIn reality there have almost always been rules likes this in Congress, they're what eventually led to Boehner stepping down, but unlike the speaker vote they can't really stop or delay the action of the house in any real way. And if so many members were willing to go through that little game that it actually interfered with house business then there'd be no point in filibustering because they've literally decided as a body not to conduct business.\nAlso there are a hundred other procedural rules that a member of Congress can use to delay the proceedings that have nothing to do with this rule. I think they're still using Roberts rules. A member can use privilege to force a vote on any motion. Gaetz could literally move to adjourn five minutes after session is opened, there'd be a voice vote, he'd get laughed at, then everyone would get on with the next thing.", ">\n\n\n“I’m not convinced we can go the entire Congress without having it. But I believe that if that’s used, I believe that, right now, the overwhelming majority… of Republicans realize that Kevin McCarthy needs a chance to govern, and we’re gonna give him a chance,” Comer said...\n\nHe seems very optimistic there. I look for the first one before the end of February.", ">\n\nHe’ll be Speaker until the Debt Ceiling and Government Spending Bills need to be brought up for a vote later this year. He’ll then be removed and the House will not be able to vote on either of those bills; exactly what the Free-dumb Caucus wants. The lunatics run the asylum.", ">\n\nI think the freedom caucus may end up shooting themselves in the foot in the end with this rule change. Nothing is stopping the more moderate republican from replacing the speaker and working with the dems during the debt ceiling crisis that is going to happen.", ">\n\nWelcome to the machine Kevin. The machine you built.", ">\n\nWelcome my son\nWelcome to the machine\nWhere have you been?\nIt's alright we know where you've been…\nYou’ve been to Lord Feltersnatch \nHe made you kiss his ass\nYou’re speakership will barely last\nMTG will swallow you with her nasty snatch\nSo Welcome, To the machine…", ">\n\nThe scariest most accurate song ever written, yet it was only meant for poor people with no education.", ">\n\nAll they have to do is show how dysfunctional the republicans are.", ">\n\nI wonder if Vegas has odds on how long until McCarthy faces the first motion he vacate the Speakership? I'd be surprised if he makes it to 2 months.", ">\n\nwhich lasts longer, a head of lettuce or McCarthy.", ">\n\nI give it about 44 days", ">\n\nThe 118th Congress is going to be a complete circus from start to finish. But without all the interesting acts... just clowns and more clowns.", ">\n\nI get a little sense of panic every time the Republicans announce one of their disastrous bills they’re going to pass, before I remember there’s no way it will pass the Senate. There’s still the debt ceiling and budget to worry about, but the Senate holding the line gives me some comfort.", ">\n\nI'd be surprised if this doesn't happen weekly. These people are emotional and it only takes one. Remember how Trump threw people under the bus the first time they diverged from his opinion? That's what's going to happen here. The minute McCarthy does something that doesn't sit right with the red hatters and we'll be back to voting 15 times for a new SOTH.", ">\n\nI doubt there will be enough support to allow one person to call a motion to vacate. If there is though, I think weekly calls to vacate is too optimistic, more like daily calls. If enough Republican House members are emotional enough to allow for such a system, then they are emotional enough to call a motion to vacate daily when they don't get their way.", ">\n\nI think people underestimate the power this gives Jeffries and the Dems.\nAt some point in the next 6 months, McCarthy is going to accidentally do something sane, and enrage Forehead and Friends. Little Kevin will find himself facing a motion to vacate.\nAt which point Jeffries can saunter up, and say \"Hey Little Kevin, I've got fifty purple state Dems who will prop you up... In exchange for....\".\nAnd Little Kevin will do some thinking, and realize that it's going to be easier to get Dem votes to prop himself up than it will be to negotiate with Forehead. The Dems will have clear demands, as opposed to the insanity the Freedom types will be demanding.\nIf Jeffries plays this right, it could end up being a decent session for the Forces of Sanity.", ">\n\nForehead and friends..\nI laughed at that one. Thank you!", ">\n\nI think it goes without saying that there will eventually be a motion to vacate, the only question is \"when.\" McCarthy will undoubtedly do something that makes one of the 20 anti-McCarthy Reps mad, whether real or imagined, and they'll call the vote. The real question is could he actually survive it and I'm not convinced he could.", ">\n\nThe guaranteed call is going to be around anything related to the debt ceiling. My feeling is that if this rules package is as nuts as its rumored to be why would the GOP waste time becoming the bad guy entirely when they can let these 20 take all the heat of the issue themselves?? \nThink about it. .just let Matt or whoever wants to unhinge their jaw and toss the vote out take the heat and they can pitch all the consequences on the outspoken bunch of fringe crazies rather than torpedo their own re election chances. Bonus is that it absolutely stops the entire house from even considering any other alternative legislation. They have to do nothing but vote for speaker.", ">\n\nIf McCarthy was actually smart, he’d have created a coalition government rather than Paul Ryan-ing himself by selling his soul to a handful of nihilistic extremists. \nFurther, if he had an ounce of testicular fortitude, now that he’s speaker, he would immediately say, “F- you to all 20 of my haters, the rules are not changing”\nTo bad (for Kevin) that McCarthy is a spineless toad with potato salad for brains.", ">\n\nRepublicans have spent decades convincing their base that compromise is weakness. We saw a ton of Republicans get primaried and replaced since 2010 because they were willing to compromise and work with Dems on common sense things like funding the Government and helping senior citizens. McCarthy is stuck in a situation where unless he gets the HFC on board, he cannot reach across the aisle for help, because the Republican base will eat him alive.", ">\n\nMcCarthy literally sold his soul for the speakership and gave dems the majority. All they have to do is show how dysfunctional the republicans are.", ">\n\n\nMcCarthy literally sold his soul for the speakership\n\nYes.\n\nand gave dems the majority. \n\nNo.\nNothing that was done here increases the power of the Democratic party.", ">\n\nIn the next HOR elections the only political ads they need to show is this the dysfunction. Swing districts in NY and Cali will flip blue.", ">\n\nAhh... if you mean handing the next Congress to the Democratic party, I can see why some would believe that.\nUnfortunately, I am not convinced the US electorate will be so motivated by this. There has been robust evidence before this that nobody desiring functional governance should every vote for Republican representatives.\nBut we can keep our fingers crossed and hope for the best.", ">\n\nThey can barely agree on McCarthy. If they dump him they’ll never agree on another.", ">\n\nThe guy is one vote from losing the gavel and 8 votes from losing it to a Democrat. \nThis is going to happen more than once.", ">\n\nSix votes I think? This past week there probably weren't six GOP reps who were ready to retire at the end of their term and throw their support to Jeffries. In a few months I think that might change.", ">\n\nWhen they get to the partisan show trials, the nazification of fashion, the banning of electric vehicles etc etc.. and then eventually some budgetary stuff all the banjo strings are gonna loosen in strange ways and the hatchets will really fly.\nI don’t think the dems will end up with a speaker or something.. But with the margins this close and rules set back to one member able to call a no-confidence vote, every member has a proceedural veto at this point. It’s not a new power either - it is just a new era of radicals seeking to disrupt every aspect of civil order. And this is the whole point: the disruption will continue because the radicals and activists harvest millions of dollars in invisible donated cash every time they throw a baby tantrum.\nThe money is impossible to comprehend for the average citizen. Almost everyone here for example, reacts with partisan or political filters to this madness. But the people dissolving your freedom do not give a rat’s ass about any of their proclaimed political views and values. They are only interested in the money.\nCalling for a no confidence vote will generate tens of millios in new campaign donations. Without exageration or embellishment. It isn’t that some of them might use it, it is that all of them are willing to do so just to keep their dipshit donors reaching for their credit cards.\nI wouldn’t be surprised if there is not a different speaker by the end of this congress but I don’t expect that to be the outcome. I do expect a lot of poor rural, and oligarch level rich donors to once again pay, and pray for America to fall apart.", ">\n\nWhen the GOP doesn’t rule something out, it’s guaranteed to happen.", ">\n\nWill he last longer than a wilting head of lettuce?", ">\n\nI would be shocked if we make it through January without a vote on McCarthy to vacate", ">\n\nIs there any doubt? Whether it’s successful or not, the one member threshold - if he keeps that promise - makes motions to vacate inevitable. The only question is how many mooches until the first one. I’ve already got a head of lettuce sitting in my fridge to see which lasts longer.", ">\n\nSINO: Speaker in name only", ">\n\nI hope the Dems hold the \"1 vote to vacate\" over him at every opportunity.", ">\n\nThey can’t, that rule only applies to members of the majority", ">\n\nI hadn't read that anywhere. I'm surprised rules for the House can only be applied to one side.", ">\n\nThe rules are whatever they make them to be.", ">\n\nSo how long are we betting McCarthy lasts as speaker before his first challenge? 5 seconds? Maybe 10?" ]

[ "McCarthy is the weakest speaker in 100 years.", ">\n\nWith that rule that let's anyone recall him whenever they like, he might be the weakest speaker ever.", ">\n\n\nrule that let's anyone recall him whenever they like\n\nOnly a Republican", ">\n\nI think a democrat could too, but it would have the opposite effect of making republicans support him more.", ">\n\nNo, I think the new rule is that a sole member of the majority party can call for an ouster", ">\n\nIt would be insane to allow the minority party to trigger a recall at any number of representatives. It would happen all the time.", ">\n\nIt doesn't trigger a recall, it triggers a vote of the house. And as long as the Republicans have the majority it would have no effect.", ">\n\nit can still be used to filibuster and waste time.", ">\n\nSort of. The speaker could simply call a voice vote, the motion would fail and whoever forwarded the motion would get chastised. It would take 5 minutes, basically procedural. And you can only use your privilege once in a session to force your motion to be heard.\nIn reality there have almost always been rules likes this in Congress, they're what eventually led to Boehner stepping down, but unlike the speaker vote they can't really stop or delay the action of the house in any real way. And if so many members were willing to go through that little game that it actually interfered with house business then there'd be no point in filibustering because they've literally decided as a body not to conduct business.\nAlso there are a hundred other procedural rules that a member of Congress can use to delay the proceedings that have nothing to do with this rule. I think they're still using Roberts rules. A member can use privilege to force a vote on any motion. Gaetz could literally move to adjourn five minutes after session is opened, there'd be a voice vote, he'd get laughed at, then everyone would get on with the next thing.", ">\n\n\n“I’m not convinced we can go the entire Congress without having it. But I believe that if that’s used, I believe that, right now, the overwhelming majority… of Republicans realize that Kevin McCarthy needs a chance to govern, and we’re gonna give him a chance,” Comer said...\n\nHe seems very optimistic there. I look for the first one before the end of February.", ">\n\nHe’ll be Speaker until the Debt Ceiling and Government Spending Bills need to be brought up for a vote later this year. He’ll then be removed and the House will not be able to vote on either of those bills; exactly what the Free-dumb Caucus wants. The lunatics run the asylum.", ">\n\nI think the freedom caucus may end up shooting themselves in the foot in the end with this rule change. Nothing is stopping the more moderate republican from replacing the speaker and working with the dems during the debt ceiling crisis that is going to happen.", ">\n\nWelcome to the machine Kevin. The machine you built.", ">\n\nWelcome my son\nWelcome to the machine\nWhere have you been?\nIt's alright we know where you've been…\nYou’ve been to Lord Feltersnatch \nHe made you kiss his ass\nYou’re speakership will barely last\nMTG will swallow you with her nasty snatch\nSo Welcome, To the machine…", ">\n\nThe scariest most accurate song ever written, yet it was only meant for poor people with no education.", ">\n\nAll they have to do is show how dysfunctional the republicans are.", ">\n\nI wonder if Vegas has odds on how long until McCarthy faces the first motion he vacate the Speakership? I'd be surprised if he makes it to 2 months.", ">\n\nwhich lasts longer, a head of lettuce or McCarthy.", ">\n\nI give it about 44 days", ">\n\nThe 118th Congress is going to be a complete circus from start to finish. But without all the interesting acts... just clowns and more clowns.", ">\n\nI get a little sense of panic every time the Republicans announce one of their disastrous bills they’re going to pass, before I remember there’s no way it will pass the Senate. There’s still the debt ceiling and budget to worry about, but the Senate holding the line gives me some comfort.", ">\n\nI'd be surprised if this doesn't happen weekly. These people are emotional and it only takes one. Remember how Trump threw people under the bus the first time they diverged from his opinion? That's what's going to happen here. The minute McCarthy does something that doesn't sit right with the red hatters and we'll be back to voting 15 times for a new SOTH.", ">\n\nI doubt there will be enough support to allow one person to call a motion to vacate. If there is though, I think weekly calls to vacate is too optimistic, more like daily calls. If enough Republican House members are emotional enough to allow for such a system, then they are emotional enough to call a motion to vacate daily when they don't get their way.", ">\n\nI think people underestimate the power this gives Jeffries and the Dems.\nAt some point in the next 6 months, McCarthy is going to accidentally do something sane, and enrage Forehead and Friends. Little Kevin will find himself facing a motion to vacate.\nAt which point Jeffries can saunter up, and say \"Hey Little Kevin, I've got fifty purple state Dems who will prop you up... In exchange for....\".\nAnd Little Kevin will do some thinking, and realize that it's going to be easier to get Dem votes to prop himself up than it will be to negotiate with Forehead. The Dems will have clear demands, as opposed to the insanity the Freedom types will be demanding.\nIf Jeffries plays this right, it could end up being a decent session for the Forces of Sanity.", ">\n\nForehead and friends..\nI laughed at that one. Thank you!", ">\n\nI think it goes without saying that there will eventually be a motion to vacate, the only question is \"when.\" McCarthy will undoubtedly do something that makes one of the 20 anti-McCarthy Reps mad, whether real or imagined, and they'll call the vote. The real question is could he actually survive it and I'm not convinced he could.", ">\n\nThe guaranteed call is going to be around anything related to the debt ceiling. My feeling is that if this rules package is as nuts as its rumored to be why would the GOP waste time becoming the bad guy entirely when they can let these 20 take all the heat of the issue themselves?? \nThink about it. .just let Matt or whoever wants to unhinge their jaw and toss the vote out take the heat and they can pitch all the consequences on the outspoken bunch of fringe crazies rather than torpedo their own re election chances. Bonus is that it absolutely stops the entire house from even considering any other alternative legislation. They have to do nothing but vote for speaker.", ">\n\nIf McCarthy was actually smart, he’d have created a coalition government rather than Paul Ryan-ing himself by selling his soul to a handful of nihilistic extremists. \nFurther, if he had an ounce of testicular fortitude, now that he’s speaker, he would immediately say, “F- you to all 20 of my haters, the rules are not changing”\nTo bad (for Kevin) that McCarthy is a spineless toad with potato salad for brains.", ">\n\nRepublicans have spent decades convincing their base that compromise is weakness. We saw a ton of Republicans get primaried and replaced since 2010 because they were willing to compromise and work with Dems on common sense things like funding the Government and helping senior citizens. McCarthy is stuck in a situation where unless he gets the HFC on board, he cannot reach across the aisle for help, because the Republican base will eat him alive.", ">\n\nMcCarthy literally sold his soul for the speakership and gave dems the majority. All they have to do is show how dysfunctional the republicans are.", ">\n\n\nMcCarthy literally sold his soul for the speakership\n\nYes.\n\nand gave dems the majority. \n\nNo.\nNothing that was done here increases the power of the Democratic party.", ">\n\nIn the next HOR elections the only political ads they need to show is this the dysfunction. Swing districts in NY and Cali will flip blue.", ">\n\nAhh... if you mean handing the next Congress to the Democratic party, I can see why some would believe that.\nUnfortunately, I am not convinced the US electorate will be so motivated by this. There has been robust evidence before this that nobody desiring functional governance should every vote for Republican representatives.\nBut we can keep our fingers crossed and hope for the best.", ">\n\nThey can barely agree on McCarthy. If they dump him they’ll never agree on another.", ">\n\nThe guy is one vote from losing the gavel and 8 votes from losing it to a Democrat. \nThis is going to happen more than once.", ">\n\nSix votes I think? This past week there probably weren't six GOP reps who were ready to retire at the end of their term and throw their support to Jeffries. In a few months I think that might change.", ">\n\nWhen they get to the partisan show trials, the nazification of fashion, the banning of electric vehicles etc etc.. and then eventually some budgetary stuff all the banjo strings are gonna loosen in strange ways and the hatchets will really fly.\nI don’t think the dems will end up with a speaker or something.. But with the margins this close and rules set back to one member able to call a no-confidence vote, every member has a proceedural veto at this point. It’s not a new power either - it is just a new era of radicals seeking to disrupt every aspect of civil order. And this is the whole point: the disruption will continue because the radicals and activists harvest millions of dollars in invisible donated cash every time they throw a baby tantrum.\nThe money is impossible to comprehend for the average citizen. Almost everyone here for example, reacts with partisan or political filters to this madness. But the people dissolving your freedom do not give a rat’s ass about any of their proclaimed political views and values. They are only interested in the money.\nCalling for a no confidence vote will generate tens of millios in new campaign donations. Without exageration or embellishment. It isn’t that some of them might use it, it is that all of them are willing to do so just to keep their dipshit donors reaching for their credit cards.\nI wouldn’t be surprised if there is not a different speaker by the end of this congress but I don’t expect that to be the outcome. I do expect a lot of poor rural, and oligarch level rich donors to once again pay, and pray for America to fall apart.", ">\n\nWhen the GOP doesn’t rule something out, it’s guaranteed to happen.", ">\n\nWill he last longer than a wilting head of lettuce?", ">\n\nI would be shocked if we make it through January without a vote on McCarthy to vacate", ">\n\nIs there any doubt? Whether it’s successful or not, the one member threshold - if he keeps that promise - makes motions to vacate inevitable. The only question is how many mooches until the first one. I’ve already got a head of lettuce sitting in my fridge to see which lasts longer.", ">\n\nSINO: Speaker in name only", ">\n\nI hope the Dems hold the \"1 vote to vacate\" over him at every opportunity.", ">\n\nThey can’t, that rule only applies to members of the majority", ">\n\nI hadn't read that anywhere. I'm surprised rules for the House can only be applied to one side.", ">\n\nThe rules are whatever they make them to be.", ">\n\nSo how long are we betting McCarthy lasts as speaker before his first challenge? 5 seconds? Maybe 10?", ">\n\nAgreeing to allowing 1 person to impeach you is just mind blowing" ]

[ "McCarthy is the weakest speaker in 100 years.", ">\n\nWith that rule that let's anyone recall him whenever they like, he might be the weakest speaker ever.", ">\n\n\nrule that let's anyone recall him whenever they like\n\nOnly a Republican", ">\n\nI think a democrat could too, but it would have the opposite effect of making republicans support him more.", ">\n\nNo, I think the new rule is that a sole member of the majority party can call for an ouster", ">\n\nIt would be insane to allow the minority party to trigger a recall at any number of representatives. It would happen all the time.", ">\n\nIt doesn't trigger a recall, it triggers a vote of the house. And as long as the Republicans have the majority it would have no effect.", ">\n\nit can still be used to filibuster and waste time.", ">\n\nSort of. The speaker could simply call a voice vote, the motion would fail and whoever forwarded the motion would get chastised. It would take 5 minutes, basically procedural. And you can only use your privilege once in a session to force your motion to be heard.\nIn reality there have almost always been rules likes this in Congress, they're what eventually led to Boehner stepping down, but unlike the speaker vote they can't really stop or delay the action of the house in any real way. And if so many members were willing to go through that little game that it actually interfered with house business then there'd be no point in filibustering because they've literally decided as a body not to conduct business.\nAlso there are a hundred other procedural rules that a member of Congress can use to delay the proceedings that have nothing to do with this rule. I think they're still using Roberts rules. A member can use privilege to force a vote on any motion. Gaetz could literally move to adjourn five minutes after session is opened, there'd be a voice vote, he'd get laughed at, then everyone would get on with the next thing.", ">\n\n\n“I’m not convinced we can go the entire Congress without having it. But I believe that if that’s used, I believe that, right now, the overwhelming majority… of Republicans realize that Kevin McCarthy needs a chance to govern, and we’re gonna give him a chance,” Comer said...\n\nHe seems very optimistic there. I look for the first one before the end of February.", ">\n\nHe’ll be Speaker until the Debt Ceiling and Government Spending Bills need to be brought up for a vote later this year. He’ll then be removed and the House will not be able to vote on either of those bills; exactly what the Free-dumb Caucus wants. The lunatics run the asylum.", ">\n\nI think the freedom caucus may end up shooting themselves in the foot in the end with this rule change. Nothing is stopping the more moderate republican from replacing the speaker and working with the dems during the debt ceiling crisis that is going to happen.", ">\n\nWelcome to the machine Kevin. The machine you built.", ">\n\nWelcome my son\nWelcome to the machine\nWhere have you been?\nIt's alright we know where you've been…\nYou’ve been to Lord Feltersnatch \nHe made you kiss his ass\nYou’re speakership will barely last\nMTG will swallow you with her nasty snatch\nSo Welcome, To the machine…", ">\n\nThe scariest most accurate song ever written, yet it was only meant for poor people with no education.", ">\n\nAll they have to do is show how dysfunctional the republicans are.", ">\n\nI wonder if Vegas has odds on how long until McCarthy faces the first motion he vacate the Speakership? I'd be surprised if he makes it to 2 months.", ">\n\nwhich lasts longer, a head of lettuce or McCarthy.", ">\n\nI give it about 44 days", ">\n\nThe 118th Congress is going to be a complete circus from start to finish. But without all the interesting acts... just clowns and more clowns.", ">\n\nI get a little sense of panic every time the Republicans announce one of their disastrous bills they’re going to pass, before I remember there’s no way it will pass the Senate. There’s still the debt ceiling and budget to worry about, but the Senate holding the line gives me some comfort.", ">\n\nI'd be surprised if this doesn't happen weekly. These people are emotional and it only takes one. Remember how Trump threw people under the bus the first time they diverged from his opinion? That's what's going to happen here. The minute McCarthy does something that doesn't sit right with the red hatters and we'll be back to voting 15 times for a new SOTH.", ">\n\nI doubt there will be enough support to allow one person to call a motion to vacate. If there is though, I think weekly calls to vacate is too optimistic, more like daily calls. If enough Republican House members are emotional enough to allow for such a system, then they are emotional enough to call a motion to vacate daily when they don't get their way.", ">\n\nI think people underestimate the power this gives Jeffries and the Dems.\nAt some point in the next 6 months, McCarthy is going to accidentally do something sane, and enrage Forehead and Friends. Little Kevin will find himself facing a motion to vacate.\nAt which point Jeffries can saunter up, and say \"Hey Little Kevin, I've got fifty purple state Dems who will prop you up... In exchange for....\".\nAnd Little Kevin will do some thinking, and realize that it's going to be easier to get Dem votes to prop himself up than it will be to negotiate with Forehead. The Dems will have clear demands, as opposed to the insanity the Freedom types will be demanding.\nIf Jeffries plays this right, it could end up being a decent session for the Forces of Sanity.", ">\n\nForehead and friends..\nI laughed at that one. Thank you!", ">\n\nI think it goes without saying that there will eventually be a motion to vacate, the only question is \"when.\" McCarthy will undoubtedly do something that makes one of the 20 anti-McCarthy Reps mad, whether real or imagined, and they'll call the vote. The real question is could he actually survive it and I'm not convinced he could.", ">\n\nThe guaranteed call is going to be around anything related to the debt ceiling. My feeling is that if this rules package is as nuts as its rumored to be why would the GOP waste time becoming the bad guy entirely when they can let these 20 take all the heat of the issue themselves?? \nThink about it. .just let Matt or whoever wants to unhinge their jaw and toss the vote out take the heat and they can pitch all the consequences on the outspoken bunch of fringe crazies rather than torpedo their own re election chances. Bonus is that it absolutely stops the entire house from even considering any other alternative legislation. They have to do nothing but vote for speaker.", ">\n\nIf McCarthy was actually smart, he’d have created a coalition government rather than Paul Ryan-ing himself by selling his soul to a handful of nihilistic extremists. \nFurther, if he had an ounce of testicular fortitude, now that he’s speaker, he would immediately say, “F- you to all 20 of my haters, the rules are not changing”\nTo bad (for Kevin) that McCarthy is a spineless toad with potato salad for brains.", ">\n\nRepublicans have spent decades convincing their base that compromise is weakness. We saw a ton of Republicans get primaried and replaced since 2010 because they were willing to compromise and work with Dems on common sense things like funding the Government and helping senior citizens. McCarthy is stuck in a situation where unless he gets the HFC on board, he cannot reach across the aisle for help, because the Republican base will eat him alive.", ">\n\nMcCarthy literally sold his soul for the speakership and gave dems the majority. All they have to do is show how dysfunctional the republicans are.", ">\n\n\nMcCarthy literally sold his soul for the speakership\n\nYes.\n\nand gave dems the majority. \n\nNo.\nNothing that was done here increases the power of the Democratic party.", ">\n\nIn the next HOR elections the only political ads they need to show is this the dysfunction. Swing districts in NY and Cali will flip blue.", ">\n\nAhh... if you mean handing the next Congress to the Democratic party, I can see why some would believe that.\nUnfortunately, I am not convinced the US electorate will be so motivated by this. There has been robust evidence before this that nobody desiring functional governance should every vote for Republican representatives.\nBut we can keep our fingers crossed and hope for the best.", ">\n\nThey can barely agree on McCarthy. If they dump him they’ll never agree on another.", ">\n\nThe guy is one vote from losing the gavel and 8 votes from losing it to a Democrat. \nThis is going to happen more than once.", ">\n\nSix votes I think? This past week there probably weren't six GOP reps who were ready to retire at the end of their term and throw their support to Jeffries. In a few months I think that might change.", ">\n\nWhen they get to the partisan show trials, the nazification of fashion, the banning of electric vehicles etc etc.. and then eventually some budgetary stuff all the banjo strings are gonna loosen in strange ways and the hatchets will really fly.\nI don’t think the dems will end up with a speaker or something.. But with the margins this close and rules set back to one member able to call a no-confidence vote, every member has a proceedural veto at this point. It’s not a new power either - it is just a new era of radicals seeking to disrupt every aspect of civil order. And this is the whole point: the disruption will continue because the radicals and activists harvest millions of dollars in invisible donated cash every time they throw a baby tantrum.\nThe money is impossible to comprehend for the average citizen. Almost everyone here for example, reacts with partisan or political filters to this madness. But the people dissolving your freedom do not give a rat’s ass about any of their proclaimed political views and values. They are only interested in the money.\nCalling for a no confidence vote will generate tens of millios in new campaign donations. Without exageration or embellishment. It isn’t that some of them might use it, it is that all of them are willing to do so just to keep their dipshit donors reaching for their credit cards.\nI wouldn’t be surprised if there is not a different speaker by the end of this congress but I don’t expect that to be the outcome. I do expect a lot of poor rural, and oligarch level rich donors to once again pay, and pray for America to fall apart.", ">\n\nWhen the GOP doesn’t rule something out, it’s guaranteed to happen.", ">\n\nWill he last longer than a wilting head of lettuce?", ">\n\nI would be shocked if we make it through January without a vote on McCarthy to vacate", ">\n\nIs there any doubt? Whether it’s successful or not, the one member threshold - if he keeps that promise - makes motions to vacate inevitable. The only question is how many mooches until the first one. I’ve already got a head of lettuce sitting in my fridge to see which lasts longer.", ">\n\nSINO: Speaker in name only", ">\n\nI hope the Dems hold the \"1 vote to vacate\" over him at every opportunity.", ">\n\nThey can’t, that rule only applies to members of the majority", ">\n\nI hadn't read that anywhere. I'm surprised rules for the House can only be applied to one side.", ">\n\nThe rules are whatever they make them to be.", ">\n\nSo how long are we betting McCarthy lasts as speaker before his first challenge? 5 seconds? Maybe 10?", ">\n\nAgreeing to allowing 1 person to impeach you is just mind blowing", ">\n\nDemocracy at its finest lol" ]

[ "McCarthy is the weakest speaker in 100 years.", ">\n\nWith that rule that let's anyone recall him whenever they like, he might be the weakest speaker ever.", ">\n\n\nrule that let's anyone recall him whenever they like\n\nOnly a Republican", ">\n\nI think a democrat could too, but it would have the opposite effect of making republicans support him more.", ">\n\nNo, I think the new rule is that a sole member of the majority party can call for an ouster", ">\n\nIt would be insane to allow the minority party to trigger a recall at any number of representatives. It would happen all the time.", ">\n\nIt doesn't trigger a recall, it triggers a vote of the house. And as long as the Republicans have the majority it would have no effect.", ">\n\nit can still be used to filibuster and waste time.", ">\n\nSort of. The speaker could simply call a voice vote, the motion would fail and whoever forwarded the motion would get chastised. It would take 5 minutes, basically procedural. And you can only use your privilege once in a session to force your motion to be heard.\nIn reality there have almost always been rules likes this in Congress, they're what eventually led to Boehner stepping down, but unlike the speaker vote they can't really stop or delay the action of the house in any real way. And if so many members were willing to go through that little game that it actually interfered with house business then there'd be no point in filibustering because they've literally decided as a body not to conduct business.\nAlso there are a hundred other procedural rules that a member of Congress can use to delay the proceedings that have nothing to do with this rule. I think they're still using Roberts rules. A member can use privilege to force a vote on any motion. Gaetz could literally move to adjourn five minutes after session is opened, there'd be a voice vote, he'd get laughed at, then everyone would get on with the next thing.", ">\n\n\n“I’m not convinced we can go the entire Congress without having it. But I believe that if that’s used, I believe that, right now, the overwhelming majority… of Republicans realize that Kevin McCarthy needs a chance to govern, and we’re gonna give him a chance,” Comer said...\n\nHe seems very optimistic there. I look for the first one before the end of February.", ">\n\nHe’ll be Speaker until the Debt Ceiling and Government Spending Bills need to be brought up for a vote later this year. He’ll then be removed and the House will not be able to vote on either of those bills; exactly what the Free-dumb Caucus wants. The lunatics run the asylum.", ">\n\nI think the freedom caucus may end up shooting themselves in the foot in the end with this rule change. Nothing is stopping the more moderate republican from replacing the speaker and working with the dems during the debt ceiling crisis that is going to happen.", ">\n\nWelcome to the machine Kevin. The machine you built.", ">\n\nWelcome my son\nWelcome to the machine\nWhere have you been?\nIt's alright we know where you've been…\nYou’ve been to Lord Feltersnatch \nHe made you kiss his ass\nYou’re speakership will barely last\nMTG will swallow you with her nasty snatch\nSo Welcome, To the machine…", ">\n\nThe scariest most accurate song ever written, yet it was only meant for poor people with no education.", ">\n\nAll they have to do is show how dysfunctional the republicans are.", ">\n\nI wonder if Vegas has odds on how long until McCarthy faces the first motion he vacate the Speakership? I'd be surprised if he makes it to 2 months.", ">\n\nwhich lasts longer, a head of lettuce or McCarthy.", ">\n\nI give it about 44 days", ">\n\nThe 118th Congress is going to be a complete circus from start to finish. But without all the interesting acts... just clowns and more clowns.", ">\n\nI get a little sense of panic every time the Republicans announce one of their disastrous bills they’re going to pass, before I remember there’s no way it will pass the Senate. There’s still the debt ceiling and budget to worry about, but the Senate holding the line gives me some comfort.", ">\n\nI'd be surprised if this doesn't happen weekly. These people are emotional and it only takes one. Remember how Trump threw people under the bus the first time they diverged from his opinion? That's what's going to happen here. The minute McCarthy does something that doesn't sit right with the red hatters and we'll be back to voting 15 times for a new SOTH.", ">\n\nI doubt there will be enough support to allow one person to call a motion to vacate. If there is though, I think weekly calls to vacate is too optimistic, more like daily calls. If enough Republican House members are emotional enough to allow for such a system, then they are emotional enough to call a motion to vacate daily when they don't get their way.", ">\n\nI think people underestimate the power this gives Jeffries and the Dems.\nAt some point in the next 6 months, McCarthy is going to accidentally do something sane, and enrage Forehead and Friends. Little Kevin will find himself facing a motion to vacate.\nAt which point Jeffries can saunter up, and say \"Hey Little Kevin, I've got fifty purple state Dems who will prop you up... In exchange for....\".\nAnd Little Kevin will do some thinking, and realize that it's going to be easier to get Dem votes to prop himself up than it will be to negotiate with Forehead. The Dems will have clear demands, as opposed to the insanity the Freedom types will be demanding.\nIf Jeffries plays this right, it could end up being a decent session for the Forces of Sanity.", ">\n\nForehead and friends..\nI laughed at that one. Thank you!", ">\n\nI think it goes without saying that there will eventually be a motion to vacate, the only question is \"when.\" McCarthy will undoubtedly do something that makes one of the 20 anti-McCarthy Reps mad, whether real or imagined, and they'll call the vote. The real question is could he actually survive it and I'm not convinced he could.", ">\n\nThe guaranteed call is going to be around anything related to the debt ceiling. My feeling is that if this rules package is as nuts as its rumored to be why would the GOP waste time becoming the bad guy entirely when they can let these 20 take all the heat of the issue themselves?? \nThink about it. .just let Matt or whoever wants to unhinge their jaw and toss the vote out take the heat and they can pitch all the consequences on the outspoken bunch of fringe crazies rather than torpedo their own re election chances. Bonus is that it absolutely stops the entire house from even considering any other alternative legislation. They have to do nothing but vote for speaker.", ">\n\nIf McCarthy was actually smart, he’d have created a coalition government rather than Paul Ryan-ing himself by selling his soul to a handful of nihilistic extremists. \nFurther, if he had an ounce of testicular fortitude, now that he’s speaker, he would immediately say, “F- you to all 20 of my haters, the rules are not changing”\nTo bad (for Kevin) that McCarthy is a spineless toad with potato salad for brains.", ">\n\nRepublicans have spent decades convincing their base that compromise is weakness. We saw a ton of Republicans get primaried and replaced since 2010 because they were willing to compromise and work with Dems on common sense things like funding the Government and helping senior citizens. McCarthy is stuck in a situation where unless he gets the HFC on board, he cannot reach across the aisle for help, because the Republican base will eat him alive.", ">\n\nMcCarthy literally sold his soul for the speakership and gave dems the majority. All they have to do is show how dysfunctional the republicans are.", ">\n\n\nMcCarthy literally sold his soul for the speakership\n\nYes.\n\nand gave dems the majority. \n\nNo.\nNothing that was done here increases the power of the Democratic party.", ">\n\nIn the next HOR elections the only political ads they need to show is this the dysfunction. Swing districts in NY and Cali will flip blue.", ">\n\nAhh... if you mean handing the next Congress to the Democratic party, I can see why some would believe that.\nUnfortunately, I am not convinced the US electorate will be so motivated by this. There has been robust evidence before this that nobody desiring functional governance should every vote for Republican representatives.\nBut we can keep our fingers crossed and hope for the best.", ">\n\nThey can barely agree on McCarthy. If they dump him they’ll never agree on another.", ">\n\nThe guy is one vote from losing the gavel and 8 votes from losing it to a Democrat. \nThis is going to happen more than once.", ">\n\nSix votes I think? This past week there probably weren't six GOP reps who were ready to retire at the end of their term and throw their support to Jeffries. In a few months I think that might change.", ">\n\nWhen they get to the partisan show trials, the nazification of fashion, the banning of electric vehicles etc etc.. and then eventually some budgetary stuff all the banjo strings are gonna loosen in strange ways and the hatchets will really fly.\nI don’t think the dems will end up with a speaker or something.. But with the margins this close and rules set back to one member able to call a no-confidence vote, every member has a proceedural veto at this point. It’s not a new power either - it is just a new era of radicals seeking to disrupt every aspect of civil order. And this is the whole point: the disruption will continue because the radicals and activists harvest millions of dollars in invisible donated cash every time they throw a baby tantrum.\nThe money is impossible to comprehend for the average citizen. Almost everyone here for example, reacts with partisan or political filters to this madness. But the people dissolving your freedom do not give a rat’s ass about any of their proclaimed political views and values. They are only interested in the money.\nCalling for a no confidence vote will generate tens of millios in new campaign donations. Without exageration or embellishment. It isn’t that some of them might use it, it is that all of them are willing to do so just to keep their dipshit donors reaching for their credit cards.\nI wouldn’t be surprised if there is not a different speaker by the end of this congress but I don’t expect that to be the outcome. I do expect a lot of poor rural, and oligarch level rich donors to once again pay, and pray for America to fall apart.", ">\n\nWhen the GOP doesn’t rule something out, it’s guaranteed to happen.", ">\n\nWill he last longer than a wilting head of lettuce?", ">\n\nI would be shocked if we make it through January without a vote on McCarthy to vacate", ">\n\nIs there any doubt? Whether it’s successful or not, the one member threshold - if he keeps that promise - makes motions to vacate inevitable. The only question is how many mooches until the first one. I’ve already got a head of lettuce sitting in my fridge to see which lasts longer.", ">\n\nSINO: Speaker in name only", ">\n\nI hope the Dems hold the \"1 vote to vacate\" over him at every opportunity.", ">\n\nThey can’t, that rule only applies to members of the majority", ">\n\nI hadn't read that anywhere. I'm surprised rules for the House can only be applied to one side.", ">\n\nThe rules are whatever they make them to be.", ">\n\nSo how long are we betting McCarthy lasts as speaker before his first challenge? 5 seconds? Maybe 10?", ">\n\nAgreeing to allowing 1 person to impeach you is just mind blowing", ">\n\nDemocracy at its finest lol", ">\n\nI give him until June." ]

[ "McCarthy is the weakest speaker in 100 years.", ">\n\nWith that rule that let's anyone recall him whenever they like, he might be the weakest speaker ever.", ">\n\n\nrule that let's anyone recall him whenever they like\n\nOnly a Republican", ">\n\nI think a democrat could too, but it would have the opposite effect of making republicans support him more.", ">\n\nNo, I think the new rule is that a sole member of the majority party can call for an ouster", ">\n\nIt would be insane to allow the minority party to trigger a recall at any number of representatives. It would happen all the time.", ">\n\nIt doesn't trigger a recall, it triggers a vote of the house. And as long as the Republicans have the majority it would have no effect.", ">\n\nit can still be used to filibuster and waste time.", ">\n\nSort of. The speaker could simply call a voice vote, the motion would fail and whoever forwarded the motion would get chastised. It would take 5 minutes, basically procedural. And you can only use your privilege once in a session to force your motion to be heard.\nIn reality there have almost always been rules likes this in Congress, they're what eventually led to Boehner stepping down, but unlike the speaker vote they can't really stop or delay the action of the house in any real way. And if so many members were willing to go through that little game that it actually interfered with house business then there'd be no point in filibustering because they've literally decided as a body not to conduct business.\nAlso there are a hundred other procedural rules that a member of Congress can use to delay the proceedings that have nothing to do with this rule. I think they're still using Roberts rules. A member can use privilege to force a vote on any motion. Gaetz could literally move to adjourn five minutes after session is opened, there'd be a voice vote, he'd get laughed at, then everyone would get on with the next thing.", ">\n\n\n“I’m not convinced we can go the entire Congress without having it. But I believe that if that’s used, I believe that, right now, the overwhelming majority… of Republicans realize that Kevin McCarthy needs a chance to govern, and we’re gonna give him a chance,” Comer said...\n\nHe seems very optimistic there. I look for the first one before the end of February.", ">\n\nHe’ll be Speaker until the Debt Ceiling and Government Spending Bills need to be brought up for a vote later this year. He’ll then be removed and the House will not be able to vote on either of those bills; exactly what the Free-dumb Caucus wants. The lunatics run the asylum.", ">\n\nI think the freedom caucus may end up shooting themselves in the foot in the end with this rule change. Nothing is stopping the more moderate republican from replacing the speaker and working with the dems during the debt ceiling crisis that is going to happen.", ">\n\nWelcome to the machine Kevin. The machine you built.", ">\n\nWelcome my son\nWelcome to the machine\nWhere have you been?\nIt's alright we know where you've been…\nYou’ve been to Lord Feltersnatch \nHe made you kiss his ass\nYou’re speakership will barely last\nMTG will swallow you with her nasty snatch\nSo Welcome, To the machine…", ">\n\nThe scariest most accurate song ever written, yet it was only meant for poor people with no education.", ">\n\nAll they have to do is show how dysfunctional the republicans are.", ">\n\nI wonder if Vegas has odds on how long until McCarthy faces the first motion he vacate the Speakership? I'd be surprised if he makes it to 2 months.", ">\n\nwhich lasts longer, a head of lettuce or McCarthy.", ">\n\nI give it about 44 days", ">\n\nThe 118th Congress is going to be a complete circus from start to finish. But without all the interesting acts... just clowns and more clowns.", ">\n\nI get a little sense of panic every time the Republicans announce one of their disastrous bills they’re going to pass, before I remember there’s no way it will pass the Senate. There’s still the debt ceiling and budget to worry about, but the Senate holding the line gives me some comfort.", ">\n\nI'd be surprised if this doesn't happen weekly. These people are emotional and it only takes one. Remember how Trump threw people under the bus the first time they diverged from his opinion? That's what's going to happen here. The minute McCarthy does something that doesn't sit right with the red hatters and we'll be back to voting 15 times for a new SOTH.", ">\n\nI doubt there will be enough support to allow one person to call a motion to vacate. If there is though, I think weekly calls to vacate is too optimistic, more like daily calls. If enough Republican House members are emotional enough to allow for such a system, then they are emotional enough to call a motion to vacate daily when they don't get their way.", ">\n\nI think people underestimate the power this gives Jeffries and the Dems.\nAt some point in the next 6 months, McCarthy is going to accidentally do something sane, and enrage Forehead and Friends. Little Kevin will find himself facing a motion to vacate.\nAt which point Jeffries can saunter up, and say \"Hey Little Kevin, I've got fifty purple state Dems who will prop you up... In exchange for....\".\nAnd Little Kevin will do some thinking, and realize that it's going to be easier to get Dem votes to prop himself up than it will be to negotiate with Forehead. The Dems will have clear demands, as opposed to the insanity the Freedom types will be demanding.\nIf Jeffries plays this right, it could end up being a decent session for the Forces of Sanity.", ">\n\nForehead and friends..\nI laughed at that one. Thank you!", ">\n\nI think it goes without saying that there will eventually be a motion to vacate, the only question is \"when.\" McCarthy will undoubtedly do something that makes one of the 20 anti-McCarthy Reps mad, whether real or imagined, and they'll call the vote. The real question is could he actually survive it and I'm not convinced he could.", ">\n\nThe guaranteed call is going to be around anything related to the debt ceiling. My feeling is that if this rules package is as nuts as its rumored to be why would the GOP waste time becoming the bad guy entirely when they can let these 20 take all the heat of the issue themselves?? \nThink about it. .just let Matt or whoever wants to unhinge their jaw and toss the vote out take the heat and they can pitch all the consequences on the outspoken bunch of fringe crazies rather than torpedo their own re election chances. Bonus is that it absolutely stops the entire house from even considering any other alternative legislation. They have to do nothing but vote for speaker.", ">\n\nIf McCarthy was actually smart, he’d have created a coalition government rather than Paul Ryan-ing himself by selling his soul to a handful of nihilistic extremists. \nFurther, if he had an ounce of testicular fortitude, now that he’s speaker, he would immediately say, “F- you to all 20 of my haters, the rules are not changing”\nTo bad (for Kevin) that McCarthy is a spineless toad with potato salad for brains.", ">\n\nRepublicans have spent decades convincing their base that compromise is weakness. We saw a ton of Republicans get primaried and replaced since 2010 because they were willing to compromise and work with Dems on common sense things like funding the Government and helping senior citizens. McCarthy is stuck in a situation where unless he gets the HFC on board, he cannot reach across the aisle for help, because the Republican base will eat him alive.", ">\n\nMcCarthy literally sold his soul for the speakership and gave dems the majority. All they have to do is show how dysfunctional the republicans are.", ">\n\n\nMcCarthy literally sold his soul for the speakership\n\nYes.\n\nand gave dems the majority. \n\nNo.\nNothing that was done here increases the power of the Democratic party.", ">\n\nIn the next HOR elections the only political ads they need to show is this the dysfunction. Swing districts in NY and Cali will flip blue.", ">\n\nAhh... if you mean handing the next Congress to the Democratic party, I can see why some would believe that.\nUnfortunately, I am not convinced the US electorate will be so motivated by this. There has been robust evidence before this that nobody desiring functional governance should every vote for Republican representatives.\nBut we can keep our fingers crossed and hope for the best.", ">\n\nThey can barely agree on McCarthy. If they dump him they’ll never agree on another.", ">\n\nThe guy is one vote from losing the gavel and 8 votes from losing it to a Democrat. \nThis is going to happen more than once.", ">\n\nSix votes I think? This past week there probably weren't six GOP reps who were ready to retire at the end of their term and throw their support to Jeffries. In a few months I think that might change.", ">\n\nWhen they get to the partisan show trials, the nazification of fashion, the banning of electric vehicles etc etc.. and then eventually some budgetary stuff all the banjo strings are gonna loosen in strange ways and the hatchets will really fly.\nI don’t think the dems will end up with a speaker or something.. But with the margins this close and rules set back to one member able to call a no-confidence vote, every member has a proceedural veto at this point. It’s not a new power either - it is just a new era of radicals seeking to disrupt every aspect of civil order. And this is the whole point: the disruption will continue because the radicals and activists harvest millions of dollars in invisible donated cash every time they throw a baby tantrum.\nThe money is impossible to comprehend for the average citizen. Almost everyone here for example, reacts with partisan or political filters to this madness. But the people dissolving your freedom do not give a rat’s ass about any of their proclaimed political views and values. They are only interested in the money.\nCalling for a no confidence vote will generate tens of millios in new campaign donations. Without exageration or embellishment. It isn’t that some of them might use it, it is that all of them are willing to do so just to keep their dipshit donors reaching for their credit cards.\nI wouldn’t be surprised if there is not a different speaker by the end of this congress but I don’t expect that to be the outcome. I do expect a lot of poor rural, and oligarch level rich donors to once again pay, and pray for America to fall apart.", ">\n\nWhen the GOP doesn’t rule something out, it’s guaranteed to happen.", ">\n\nWill he last longer than a wilting head of lettuce?", ">\n\nI would be shocked if we make it through January without a vote on McCarthy to vacate", ">\n\nIs there any doubt? Whether it’s successful or not, the one member threshold - if he keeps that promise - makes motions to vacate inevitable. The only question is how many mooches until the first one. I’ve already got a head of lettuce sitting in my fridge to see which lasts longer.", ">\n\nSINO: Speaker in name only", ">\n\nI hope the Dems hold the \"1 vote to vacate\" over him at every opportunity.", ">\n\nThey can’t, that rule only applies to members of the majority", ">\n\nI hadn't read that anywhere. I'm surprised rules for the House can only be applied to one side.", ">\n\nThe rules are whatever they make them to be.", ">\n\nSo how long are we betting McCarthy lasts as speaker before his first challenge? 5 seconds? Maybe 10?", ">\n\nAgreeing to allowing 1 person to impeach you is just mind blowing", ">\n\nDemocracy at its finest lol", ">\n\nI give him until June.", ">\n\nThe gun on the table." ]

[ "McCarthy is the weakest speaker in 100 years.", ">\n\nWith that rule that let's anyone recall him whenever they like, he might be the weakest speaker ever.", ">\n\n\nrule that let's anyone recall him whenever they like\n\nOnly a Republican", ">\n\nI think a democrat could too, but it would have the opposite effect of making republicans support him more.", ">\n\nNo, I think the new rule is that a sole member of the majority party can call for an ouster", ">\n\nIt would be insane to allow the minority party to trigger a recall at any number of representatives. It would happen all the time.", ">\n\nIt doesn't trigger a recall, it triggers a vote of the house. And as long as the Republicans have the majority it would have no effect.", ">\n\nit can still be used to filibuster and waste time.", ">\n\nSort of. The speaker could simply call a voice vote, the motion would fail and whoever forwarded the motion would get chastised. It would take 5 minutes, basically procedural. And you can only use your privilege once in a session to force your motion to be heard.\nIn reality there have almost always been rules likes this in Congress, they're what eventually led to Boehner stepping down, but unlike the speaker vote they can't really stop or delay the action of the house in any real way. And if so many members were willing to go through that little game that it actually interfered with house business then there'd be no point in filibustering because they've literally decided as a body not to conduct business.\nAlso there are a hundred other procedural rules that a member of Congress can use to delay the proceedings that have nothing to do with this rule. I think they're still using Roberts rules. A member can use privilege to force a vote on any motion. Gaetz could literally move to adjourn five minutes after session is opened, there'd be a voice vote, he'd get laughed at, then everyone would get on with the next thing.", ">\n\n\n“I’m not convinced we can go the entire Congress without having it. But I believe that if that’s used, I believe that, right now, the overwhelming majority… of Republicans realize that Kevin McCarthy needs a chance to govern, and we’re gonna give him a chance,” Comer said...\n\nHe seems very optimistic there. I look for the first one before the end of February.", ">\n\nHe’ll be Speaker until the Debt Ceiling and Government Spending Bills need to be brought up for a vote later this year. He’ll then be removed and the House will not be able to vote on either of those bills; exactly what the Free-dumb Caucus wants. The lunatics run the asylum.", ">\n\nI think the freedom caucus may end up shooting themselves in the foot in the end with this rule change. Nothing is stopping the more moderate republican from replacing the speaker and working with the dems during the debt ceiling crisis that is going to happen.", ">\n\nWelcome to the machine Kevin. The machine you built.", ">\n\nWelcome my son\nWelcome to the machine\nWhere have you been?\nIt's alright we know where you've been…\nYou’ve been to Lord Feltersnatch \nHe made you kiss his ass\nYou’re speakership will barely last\nMTG will swallow you with her nasty snatch\nSo Welcome, To the machine…", ">\n\nThe scariest most accurate song ever written, yet it was only meant for poor people with no education.", ">\n\nAll they have to do is show how dysfunctional the republicans are.", ">\n\nI wonder if Vegas has odds on how long until McCarthy faces the first motion he vacate the Speakership? I'd be surprised if he makes it to 2 months.", ">\n\nwhich lasts longer, a head of lettuce or McCarthy.", ">\n\nI give it about 44 days", ">\n\nThe 118th Congress is going to be a complete circus from start to finish. But without all the interesting acts... just clowns and more clowns.", ">\n\nI get a little sense of panic every time the Republicans announce one of their disastrous bills they’re going to pass, before I remember there’s no way it will pass the Senate. There’s still the debt ceiling and budget to worry about, but the Senate holding the line gives me some comfort.", ">\n\nI'd be surprised if this doesn't happen weekly. These people are emotional and it only takes one. Remember how Trump threw people under the bus the first time they diverged from his opinion? That's what's going to happen here. The minute McCarthy does something that doesn't sit right with the red hatters and we'll be back to voting 15 times for a new SOTH.", ">\n\nI doubt there will be enough support to allow one person to call a motion to vacate. If there is though, I think weekly calls to vacate is too optimistic, more like daily calls. If enough Republican House members are emotional enough to allow for such a system, then they are emotional enough to call a motion to vacate daily when they don't get their way.", ">\n\nI think people underestimate the power this gives Jeffries and the Dems.\nAt some point in the next 6 months, McCarthy is going to accidentally do something sane, and enrage Forehead and Friends. Little Kevin will find himself facing a motion to vacate.\nAt which point Jeffries can saunter up, and say \"Hey Little Kevin, I've got fifty purple state Dems who will prop you up... In exchange for....\".\nAnd Little Kevin will do some thinking, and realize that it's going to be easier to get Dem votes to prop himself up than it will be to negotiate with Forehead. The Dems will have clear demands, as opposed to the insanity the Freedom types will be demanding.\nIf Jeffries plays this right, it could end up being a decent session for the Forces of Sanity.", ">\n\nForehead and friends..\nI laughed at that one. Thank you!", ">\n\nI think it goes without saying that there will eventually be a motion to vacate, the only question is \"when.\" McCarthy will undoubtedly do something that makes one of the 20 anti-McCarthy Reps mad, whether real or imagined, and they'll call the vote. The real question is could he actually survive it and I'm not convinced he could.", ">\n\nThe guaranteed call is going to be around anything related to the debt ceiling. My feeling is that if this rules package is as nuts as its rumored to be why would the GOP waste time becoming the bad guy entirely when they can let these 20 take all the heat of the issue themselves?? \nThink about it. .just let Matt or whoever wants to unhinge their jaw and toss the vote out take the heat and they can pitch all the consequences on the outspoken bunch of fringe crazies rather than torpedo their own re election chances. Bonus is that it absolutely stops the entire house from even considering any other alternative legislation. They have to do nothing but vote for speaker.", ">\n\nIf McCarthy was actually smart, he’d have created a coalition government rather than Paul Ryan-ing himself by selling his soul to a handful of nihilistic extremists. \nFurther, if he had an ounce of testicular fortitude, now that he’s speaker, he would immediately say, “F- you to all 20 of my haters, the rules are not changing”\nTo bad (for Kevin) that McCarthy is a spineless toad with potato salad for brains.", ">\n\nRepublicans have spent decades convincing their base that compromise is weakness. We saw a ton of Republicans get primaried and replaced since 2010 because they were willing to compromise and work with Dems on common sense things like funding the Government and helping senior citizens. McCarthy is stuck in a situation where unless he gets the HFC on board, he cannot reach across the aisle for help, because the Republican base will eat him alive.", ">\n\nMcCarthy literally sold his soul for the speakership and gave dems the majority. All they have to do is show how dysfunctional the republicans are.", ">\n\n\nMcCarthy literally sold his soul for the speakership\n\nYes.\n\nand gave dems the majority. \n\nNo.\nNothing that was done here increases the power of the Democratic party.", ">\n\nIn the next HOR elections the only political ads they need to show is this the dysfunction. Swing districts in NY and Cali will flip blue.", ">\n\nAhh... if you mean handing the next Congress to the Democratic party, I can see why some would believe that.\nUnfortunately, I am not convinced the US electorate will be so motivated by this. There has been robust evidence before this that nobody desiring functional governance should every vote for Republican representatives.\nBut we can keep our fingers crossed and hope for the best.", ">\n\nThey can barely agree on McCarthy. If they dump him they’ll never agree on another.", ">\n\nThe guy is one vote from losing the gavel and 8 votes from losing it to a Democrat. \nThis is going to happen more than once.", ">\n\nSix votes I think? This past week there probably weren't six GOP reps who were ready to retire at the end of their term and throw their support to Jeffries. In a few months I think that might change.", ">\n\nWhen they get to the partisan show trials, the nazification of fashion, the banning of electric vehicles etc etc.. and then eventually some budgetary stuff all the banjo strings are gonna loosen in strange ways and the hatchets will really fly.\nI don’t think the dems will end up with a speaker or something.. But with the margins this close and rules set back to one member able to call a no-confidence vote, every member has a proceedural veto at this point. It’s not a new power either - it is just a new era of radicals seeking to disrupt every aspect of civil order. And this is the whole point: the disruption will continue because the radicals and activists harvest millions of dollars in invisible donated cash every time they throw a baby tantrum.\nThe money is impossible to comprehend for the average citizen. Almost everyone here for example, reacts with partisan or political filters to this madness. But the people dissolving your freedom do not give a rat’s ass about any of their proclaimed political views and values. They are only interested in the money.\nCalling for a no confidence vote will generate tens of millios in new campaign donations. Without exageration or embellishment. It isn’t that some of them might use it, it is that all of them are willing to do so just to keep their dipshit donors reaching for their credit cards.\nI wouldn’t be surprised if there is not a different speaker by the end of this congress but I don’t expect that to be the outcome. I do expect a lot of poor rural, and oligarch level rich donors to once again pay, and pray for America to fall apart.", ">\n\nWhen the GOP doesn’t rule something out, it’s guaranteed to happen.", ">\n\nWill he last longer than a wilting head of lettuce?", ">\n\nI would be shocked if we make it through January without a vote on McCarthy to vacate", ">\n\nIs there any doubt? Whether it’s successful or not, the one member threshold - if he keeps that promise - makes motions to vacate inevitable. The only question is how many mooches until the first one. I’ve already got a head of lettuce sitting in my fridge to see which lasts longer.", ">\n\nSINO: Speaker in name only", ">\n\nI hope the Dems hold the \"1 vote to vacate\" over him at every opportunity.", ">\n\nThey can’t, that rule only applies to members of the majority", ">\n\nI hadn't read that anywhere. I'm surprised rules for the House can only be applied to one side.", ">\n\nThe rules are whatever they make them to be.", ">\n\nSo how long are we betting McCarthy lasts as speaker before his first challenge? 5 seconds? Maybe 10?", ">\n\nAgreeing to allowing 1 person to impeach you is just mind blowing", ">\n\nDemocracy at its finest lol", ">\n\nI give him until June.", ">\n\nThe gun on the table.", ">\n\nExcellent idea. Why not get that underway immediately." ]

[ "McCarthy is the weakest speaker in 100 years.", ">\n\nWith that rule that let's anyone recall him whenever they like, he might be the weakest speaker ever.", ">\n\n\nrule that let's anyone recall him whenever they like\n\nOnly a Republican", ">\n\nI think a democrat could too, but it would have the opposite effect of making republicans support him more.", ">\n\nNo, I think the new rule is that a sole member of the majority party can call for an ouster", ">\n\nIt would be insane to allow the minority party to trigger a recall at any number of representatives. It would happen all the time.", ">\n\nIt doesn't trigger a recall, it triggers a vote of the house. And as long as the Republicans have the majority it would have no effect.", ">\n\nit can still be used to filibuster and waste time.", ">\n\nSort of. The speaker could simply call a voice vote, the motion would fail and whoever forwarded the motion would get chastised. It would take 5 minutes, basically procedural. And you can only use your privilege once in a session to force your motion to be heard.\nIn reality there have almost always been rules likes this in Congress, they're what eventually led to Boehner stepping down, but unlike the speaker vote they can't really stop or delay the action of the house in any real way. And if so many members were willing to go through that little game that it actually interfered with house business then there'd be no point in filibustering because they've literally decided as a body not to conduct business.\nAlso there are a hundred other procedural rules that a member of Congress can use to delay the proceedings that have nothing to do with this rule. I think they're still using Roberts rules. A member can use privilege to force a vote on any motion. Gaetz could literally move to adjourn five minutes after session is opened, there'd be a voice vote, he'd get laughed at, then everyone would get on with the next thing.", ">\n\n\n“I’m not convinced we can go the entire Congress without having it. But I believe that if that’s used, I believe that, right now, the overwhelming majority… of Republicans realize that Kevin McCarthy needs a chance to govern, and we’re gonna give him a chance,” Comer said...\n\nHe seems very optimistic there. I look for the first one before the end of February.", ">\n\nHe’ll be Speaker until the Debt Ceiling and Government Spending Bills need to be brought up for a vote later this year. He’ll then be removed and the House will not be able to vote on either of those bills; exactly what the Free-dumb Caucus wants. The lunatics run the asylum.", ">\n\nI think the freedom caucus may end up shooting themselves in the foot in the end with this rule change. Nothing is stopping the more moderate republican from replacing the speaker and working with the dems during the debt ceiling crisis that is going to happen.", ">\n\nWelcome to the machine Kevin. The machine you built.", ">\n\nWelcome my son\nWelcome to the machine\nWhere have you been?\nIt's alright we know where you've been…\nYou’ve been to Lord Feltersnatch \nHe made you kiss his ass\nYou’re speakership will barely last\nMTG will swallow you with her nasty snatch\nSo Welcome, To the machine…", ">\n\nThe scariest most accurate song ever written, yet it was only meant for poor people with no education.", ">\n\nAll they have to do is show how dysfunctional the republicans are.", ">\n\nI wonder if Vegas has odds on how long until McCarthy faces the first motion he vacate the Speakership? I'd be surprised if he makes it to 2 months.", ">\n\nwhich lasts longer, a head of lettuce or McCarthy.", ">\n\nI give it about 44 days", ">\n\nThe 118th Congress is going to be a complete circus from start to finish. But without all the interesting acts... just clowns and more clowns.", ">\n\nI get a little sense of panic every time the Republicans announce one of their disastrous bills they’re going to pass, before I remember there’s no way it will pass the Senate. There’s still the debt ceiling and budget to worry about, but the Senate holding the line gives me some comfort.", ">\n\nI'd be surprised if this doesn't happen weekly. These people are emotional and it only takes one. Remember how Trump threw people under the bus the first time they diverged from his opinion? That's what's going to happen here. The minute McCarthy does something that doesn't sit right with the red hatters and we'll be back to voting 15 times for a new SOTH.", ">\n\nI doubt there will be enough support to allow one person to call a motion to vacate. If there is though, I think weekly calls to vacate is too optimistic, more like daily calls. If enough Republican House members are emotional enough to allow for such a system, then they are emotional enough to call a motion to vacate daily when they don't get their way.", ">\n\nI think people underestimate the power this gives Jeffries and the Dems.\nAt some point in the next 6 months, McCarthy is going to accidentally do something sane, and enrage Forehead and Friends. Little Kevin will find himself facing a motion to vacate.\nAt which point Jeffries can saunter up, and say \"Hey Little Kevin, I've got fifty purple state Dems who will prop you up... In exchange for....\".\nAnd Little Kevin will do some thinking, and realize that it's going to be easier to get Dem votes to prop himself up than it will be to negotiate with Forehead. The Dems will have clear demands, as opposed to the insanity the Freedom types will be demanding.\nIf Jeffries plays this right, it could end up being a decent session for the Forces of Sanity.", ">\n\nForehead and friends..\nI laughed at that one. Thank you!", ">\n\nI think it goes without saying that there will eventually be a motion to vacate, the only question is \"when.\" McCarthy will undoubtedly do something that makes one of the 20 anti-McCarthy Reps mad, whether real or imagined, and they'll call the vote. The real question is could he actually survive it and I'm not convinced he could.", ">\n\nThe guaranteed call is going to be around anything related to the debt ceiling. My feeling is that if this rules package is as nuts as its rumored to be why would the GOP waste time becoming the bad guy entirely when they can let these 20 take all the heat of the issue themselves?? \nThink about it. .just let Matt or whoever wants to unhinge their jaw and toss the vote out take the heat and they can pitch all the consequences on the outspoken bunch of fringe crazies rather than torpedo their own re election chances. Bonus is that it absolutely stops the entire house from even considering any other alternative legislation. They have to do nothing but vote for speaker.", ">\n\nIf McCarthy was actually smart, he’d have created a coalition government rather than Paul Ryan-ing himself by selling his soul to a handful of nihilistic extremists. \nFurther, if he had an ounce of testicular fortitude, now that he’s speaker, he would immediately say, “F- you to all 20 of my haters, the rules are not changing”\nTo bad (for Kevin) that McCarthy is a spineless toad with potato salad for brains.", ">\n\nRepublicans have spent decades convincing their base that compromise is weakness. We saw a ton of Republicans get primaried and replaced since 2010 because they were willing to compromise and work with Dems on common sense things like funding the Government and helping senior citizens. McCarthy is stuck in a situation where unless he gets the HFC on board, he cannot reach across the aisle for help, because the Republican base will eat him alive.", ">\n\nMcCarthy literally sold his soul for the speakership and gave dems the majority. All they have to do is show how dysfunctional the republicans are.", ">\n\n\nMcCarthy literally sold his soul for the speakership\n\nYes.\n\nand gave dems the majority. \n\nNo.\nNothing that was done here increases the power of the Democratic party.", ">\n\nIn the next HOR elections the only political ads they need to show is this the dysfunction. Swing districts in NY and Cali will flip blue.", ">\n\nAhh... if you mean handing the next Congress to the Democratic party, I can see why some would believe that.\nUnfortunately, I am not convinced the US electorate will be so motivated by this. There has been robust evidence before this that nobody desiring functional governance should every vote for Republican representatives.\nBut we can keep our fingers crossed and hope for the best.", ">\n\nThey can barely agree on McCarthy. If they dump him they’ll never agree on another.", ">\n\nThe guy is one vote from losing the gavel and 8 votes from losing it to a Democrat. \nThis is going to happen more than once.", ">\n\nSix votes I think? This past week there probably weren't six GOP reps who were ready to retire at the end of their term and throw their support to Jeffries. In a few months I think that might change.", ">\n\nWhen they get to the partisan show trials, the nazification of fashion, the banning of electric vehicles etc etc.. and then eventually some budgetary stuff all the banjo strings are gonna loosen in strange ways and the hatchets will really fly.\nI don’t think the dems will end up with a speaker or something.. But with the margins this close and rules set back to one member able to call a no-confidence vote, every member has a proceedural veto at this point. It’s not a new power either - it is just a new era of radicals seeking to disrupt every aspect of civil order. And this is the whole point: the disruption will continue because the radicals and activists harvest millions of dollars in invisible donated cash every time they throw a baby tantrum.\nThe money is impossible to comprehend for the average citizen. Almost everyone here for example, reacts with partisan or political filters to this madness. But the people dissolving your freedom do not give a rat’s ass about any of their proclaimed political views and values. They are only interested in the money.\nCalling for a no confidence vote will generate tens of millios in new campaign donations. Without exageration or embellishment. It isn’t that some of them might use it, it is that all of them are willing to do so just to keep their dipshit donors reaching for their credit cards.\nI wouldn’t be surprised if there is not a different speaker by the end of this congress but I don’t expect that to be the outcome. I do expect a lot of poor rural, and oligarch level rich donors to once again pay, and pray for America to fall apart.", ">\n\nWhen the GOP doesn’t rule something out, it’s guaranteed to happen.", ">\n\nWill he last longer than a wilting head of lettuce?", ">\n\nI would be shocked if we make it through January without a vote on McCarthy to vacate", ">\n\nIs there any doubt? Whether it’s successful or not, the one member threshold - if he keeps that promise - makes motions to vacate inevitable. The only question is how many mooches until the first one. I’ve already got a head of lettuce sitting in my fridge to see which lasts longer.", ">\n\nSINO: Speaker in name only", ">\n\nI hope the Dems hold the \"1 vote to vacate\" over him at every opportunity.", ">\n\nThey can’t, that rule only applies to members of the majority", ">\n\nI hadn't read that anywhere. I'm surprised rules for the House can only be applied to one side.", ">\n\nThe rules are whatever they make them to be.", ">\n\nSo how long are we betting McCarthy lasts as speaker before his first challenge? 5 seconds? Maybe 10?", ">\n\nAgreeing to allowing 1 person to impeach you is just mind blowing", ">\n\nDemocracy at its finest lol", ">\n\nI give him until June.", ">\n\nThe gun on the table.", ">\n\nExcellent idea. Why not get that underway immediately.", ">\n\nOf course not, Leopards Eating Faces Party has to keep all face options on the table." ]

[ "McCarthy is the weakest speaker in 100 years.", ">\n\nWith that rule that let's anyone recall him whenever they like, he might be the weakest speaker ever.", ">\n\n\nrule that let's anyone recall him whenever they like\n\nOnly a Republican", ">\n\nI think a democrat could too, but it would have the opposite effect of making republicans support him more.", ">\n\nNo, I think the new rule is that a sole member of the majority party can call for an ouster", ">\n\nIt would be insane to allow the minority party to trigger a recall at any number of representatives. It would happen all the time.", ">\n\nIt doesn't trigger a recall, it triggers a vote of the house. And as long as the Republicans have the majority it would have no effect.", ">\n\nit can still be used to filibuster and waste time.", ">\n\nSort of. The speaker could simply call a voice vote, the motion would fail and whoever forwarded the motion would get chastised. It would take 5 minutes, basically procedural. And you can only use your privilege once in a session to force your motion to be heard.\nIn reality there have almost always been rules likes this in Congress, they're what eventually led to Boehner stepping down, but unlike the speaker vote they can't really stop or delay the action of the house in any real way. And if so many members were willing to go through that little game that it actually interfered with house business then there'd be no point in filibustering because they've literally decided as a body not to conduct business.\nAlso there are a hundred other procedural rules that a member of Congress can use to delay the proceedings that have nothing to do with this rule. I think they're still using Roberts rules. A member can use privilege to force a vote on any motion. Gaetz could literally move to adjourn five minutes after session is opened, there'd be a voice vote, he'd get laughed at, then everyone would get on with the next thing.", ">\n\n\n“I’m not convinced we can go the entire Congress without having it. But I believe that if that’s used, I believe that, right now, the overwhelming majority… of Republicans realize that Kevin McCarthy needs a chance to govern, and we’re gonna give him a chance,” Comer said...\n\nHe seems very optimistic there. I look for the first one before the end of February.", ">\n\nHe’ll be Speaker until the Debt Ceiling and Government Spending Bills need to be brought up for a vote later this year. He’ll then be removed and the House will not be able to vote on either of those bills; exactly what the Free-dumb Caucus wants. The lunatics run the asylum.", ">\n\nI think the freedom caucus may end up shooting themselves in the foot in the end with this rule change. Nothing is stopping the more moderate republican from replacing the speaker and working with the dems during the debt ceiling crisis that is going to happen.", ">\n\nWelcome to the machine Kevin. The machine you built.", ">\n\nWelcome my son\nWelcome to the machine\nWhere have you been?\nIt's alright we know where you've been…\nYou’ve been to Lord Feltersnatch \nHe made you kiss his ass\nYou’re speakership will barely last\nMTG will swallow you with her nasty snatch\nSo Welcome, To the machine…", ">\n\nThe scariest most accurate song ever written, yet it was only meant for poor people with no education.", ">\n\nAll they have to do is show how dysfunctional the republicans are.", ">\n\nI wonder if Vegas has odds on how long until McCarthy faces the first motion he vacate the Speakership? I'd be surprised if he makes it to 2 months.", ">\n\nwhich lasts longer, a head of lettuce or McCarthy.", ">\n\nI give it about 44 days", ">\n\nThe 118th Congress is going to be a complete circus from start to finish. But without all the interesting acts... just clowns and more clowns.", ">\n\nI get a little sense of panic every time the Republicans announce one of their disastrous bills they’re going to pass, before I remember there’s no way it will pass the Senate. There’s still the debt ceiling and budget to worry about, but the Senate holding the line gives me some comfort.", ">\n\nI'd be surprised if this doesn't happen weekly. These people are emotional and it only takes one. Remember how Trump threw people under the bus the first time they diverged from his opinion? That's what's going to happen here. The minute McCarthy does something that doesn't sit right with the red hatters and we'll be back to voting 15 times for a new SOTH.", ">\n\nI doubt there will be enough support to allow one person to call a motion to vacate. If there is though, I think weekly calls to vacate is too optimistic, more like daily calls. If enough Republican House members are emotional enough to allow for such a system, then they are emotional enough to call a motion to vacate daily when they don't get their way.", ">\n\nI think people underestimate the power this gives Jeffries and the Dems.\nAt some point in the next 6 months, McCarthy is going to accidentally do something sane, and enrage Forehead and Friends. Little Kevin will find himself facing a motion to vacate.\nAt which point Jeffries can saunter up, and say \"Hey Little Kevin, I've got fifty purple state Dems who will prop you up... In exchange for....\".\nAnd Little Kevin will do some thinking, and realize that it's going to be easier to get Dem votes to prop himself up than it will be to negotiate with Forehead. The Dems will have clear demands, as opposed to the insanity the Freedom types will be demanding.\nIf Jeffries plays this right, it could end up being a decent session for the Forces of Sanity.", ">\n\nForehead and friends..\nI laughed at that one. Thank you!", ">\n\nI think it goes without saying that there will eventually be a motion to vacate, the only question is \"when.\" McCarthy will undoubtedly do something that makes one of the 20 anti-McCarthy Reps mad, whether real or imagined, and they'll call the vote. The real question is could he actually survive it and I'm not convinced he could.", ">\n\nThe guaranteed call is going to be around anything related to the debt ceiling. My feeling is that if this rules package is as nuts as its rumored to be why would the GOP waste time becoming the bad guy entirely when they can let these 20 take all the heat of the issue themselves?? \nThink about it. .just let Matt or whoever wants to unhinge their jaw and toss the vote out take the heat and they can pitch all the consequences on the outspoken bunch of fringe crazies rather than torpedo their own re election chances. Bonus is that it absolutely stops the entire house from even considering any other alternative legislation. They have to do nothing but vote for speaker.", ">\n\nIf McCarthy was actually smart, he’d have created a coalition government rather than Paul Ryan-ing himself by selling his soul to a handful of nihilistic extremists. \nFurther, if he had an ounce of testicular fortitude, now that he’s speaker, he would immediately say, “F- you to all 20 of my haters, the rules are not changing”\nTo bad (for Kevin) that McCarthy is a spineless toad with potato salad for brains.", ">\n\nRepublicans have spent decades convincing their base that compromise is weakness. We saw a ton of Republicans get primaried and replaced since 2010 because they were willing to compromise and work with Dems on common sense things like funding the Government and helping senior citizens. McCarthy is stuck in a situation where unless he gets the HFC on board, he cannot reach across the aisle for help, because the Republican base will eat him alive.", ">\n\nMcCarthy literally sold his soul for the speakership and gave dems the majority. All they have to do is show how dysfunctional the republicans are.", ">\n\n\nMcCarthy literally sold his soul for the speakership\n\nYes.\n\nand gave dems the majority. \n\nNo.\nNothing that was done here increases the power of the Democratic party.", ">\n\nIn the next HOR elections the only political ads they need to show is this the dysfunction. Swing districts in NY and Cali will flip blue.", ">\n\nAhh... if you mean handing the next Congress to the Democratic party, I can see why some would believe that.\nUnfortunately, I am not convinced the US electorate will be so motivated by this. There has been robust evidence before this that nobody desiring functional governance should every vote for Republican representatives.\nBut we can keep our fingers crossed and hope for the best.", ">\n\nThey can barely agree on McCarthy. If they dump him they’ll never agree on another.", ">\n\nThe guy is one vote from losing the gavel and 8 votes from losing it to a Democrat. \nThis is going to happen more than once.", ">\n\nSix votes I think? This past week there probably weren't six GOP reps who were ready to retire at the end of their term and throw their support to Jeffries. In a few months I think that might change.", ">\n\nWhen they get to the partisan show trials, the nazification of fashion, the banning of electric vehicles etc etc.. and then eventually some budgetary stuff all the banjo strings are gonna loosen in strange ways and the hatchets will really fly.\nI don’t think the dems will end up with a speaker or something.. But with the margins this close and rules set back to one member able to call a no-confidence vote, every member has a proceedural veto at this point. It’s not a new power either - it is just a new era of radicals seeking to disrupt every aspect of civil order. And this is the whole point: the disruption will continue because the radicals and activists harvest millions of dollars in invisible donated cash every time they throw a baby tantrum.\nThe money is impossible to comprehend for the average citizen. Almost everyone here for example, reacts with partisan or political filters to this madness. But the people dissolving your freedom do not give a rat’s ass about any of their proclaimed political views and values. They are only interested in the money.\nCalling for a no confidence vote will generate tens of millios in new campaign donations. Without exageration or embellishment. It isn’t that some of them might use it, it is that all of them are willing to do so just to keep their dipshit donors reaching for their credit cards.\nI wouldn’t be surprised if there is not a different speaker by the end of this congress but I don’t expect that to be the outcome. I do expect a lot of poor rural, and oligarch level rich donors to once again pay, and pray for America to fall apart.", ">\n\nWhen the GOP doesn’t rule something out, it’s guaranteed to happen.", ">\n\nWill he last longer than a wilting head of lettuce?", ">\n\nI would be shocked if we make it through January without a vote on McCarthy to vacate", ">\n\nIs there any doubt? Whether it’s successful or not, the one member threshold - if he keeps that promise - makes motions to vacate inevitable. The only question is how many mooches until the first one. I’ve already got a head of lettuce sitting in my fridge to see which lasts longer.", ">\n\nSINO: Speaker in name only", ">\n\nI hope the Dems hold the \"1 vote to vacate\" over him at every opportunity.", ">\n\nThey can’t, that rule only applies to members of the majority", ">\n\nI hadn't read that anywhere. I'm surprised rules for the House can only be applied to one side.", ">\n\nThe rules are whatever they make them to be.", ">\n\nSo how long are we betting McCarthy lasts as speaker before his first challenge? 5 seconds? Maybe 10?", ">\n\nAgreeing to allowing 1 person to impeach you is just mind blowing", ">\n\nDemocracy at its finest lol", ">\n\nI give him until June.", ">\n\nThe gun on the table.", ">\n\nExcellent idea. Why not get that underway immediately.", ">\n\nOf course not, Leopards Eating Faces Party has to keep all face options on the table.", ">\n\nWell no shit sherlock, did anyone think they lowered the no confidence threshold to 1 vote because they liked him and wanted to keep him around?" ]

[ "McCarthy is the weakest speaker in 100 years.", ">\n\nWith that rule that let's anyone recall him whenever they like, he might be the weakest speaker ever.", ">\n\n\nrule that let's anyone recall him whenever they like\n\nOnly a Republican", ">\n\nI think a democrat could too, but it would have the opposite effect of making republicans support him more.", ">\n\nNo, I think the new rule is that a sole member of the majority party can call for an ouster", ">\n\nIt would be insane to allow the minority party to trigger a recall at any number of representatives. It would happen all the time.", ">\n\nIt doesn't trigger a recall, it triggers a vote of the house. And as long as the Republicans have the majority it would have no effect.", ">\n\nit can still be used to filibuster and waste time.", ">\n\nSort of. The speaker could simply call a voice vote, the motion would fail and whoever forwarded the motion would get chastised. It would take 5 minutes, basically procedural. And you can only use your privilege once in a session to force your motion to be heard.\nIn reality there have almost always been rules likes this in Congress, they're what eventually led to Boehner stepping down, but unlike the speaker vote they can't really stop or delay the action of the house in any real way. And if so many members were willing to go through that little game that it actually interfered with house business then there'd be no point in filibustering because they've literally decided as a body not to conduct business.\nAlso there are a hundred other procedural rules that a member of Congress can use to delay the proceedings that have nothing to do with this rule. I think they're still using Roberts rules. A member can use privilege to force a vote on any motion. Gaetz could literally move to adjourn five minutes after session is opened, there'd be a voice vote, he'd get laughed at, then everyone would get on with the next thing.", ">\n\n\n“I’m not convinced we can go the entire Congress without having it. But I believe that if that’s used, I believe that, right now, the overwhelming majority… of Republicans realize that Kevin McCarthy needs a chance to govern, and we’re gonna give him a chance,” Comer said...\n\nHe seems very optimistic there. I look for the first one before the end of February.", ">\n\nHe’ll be Speaker until the Debt Ceiling and Government Spending Bills need to be brought up for a vote later this year. He’ll then be removed and the House will not be able to vote on either of those bills; exactly what the Free-dumb Caucus wants. The lunatics run the asylum.", ">\n\nI think the freedom caucus may end up shooting themselves in the foot in the end with this rule change. Nothing is stopping the more moderate republican from replacing the speaker and working with the dems during the debt ceiling crisis that is going to happen.", ">\n\nWelcome to the machine Kevin. The machine you built.", ">\n\nWelcome my son\nWelcome to the machine\nWhere have you been?\nIt's alright we know where you've been…\nYou’ve been to Lord Feltersnatch \nHe made you kiss his ass\nYou’re speakership will barely last\nMTG will swallow you with her nasty snatch\nSo Welcome, To the machine…", ">\n\nThe scariest most accurate song ever written, yet it was only meant for poor people with no education.", ">\n\nAll they have to do is show how dysfunctional the republicans are.", ">\n\nI wonder if Vegas has odds on how long until McCarthy faces the first motion he vacate the Speakership? I'd be surprised if he makes it to 2 months.", ">\n\nwhich lasts longer, a head of lettuce or McCarthy.", ">\n\nI give it about 44 days", ">\n\nThe 118th Congress is going to be a complete circus from start to finish. But without all the interesting acts... just clowns and more clowns.", ">\n\nI get a little sense of panic every time the Republicans announce one of their disastrous bills they’re going to pass, before I remember there’s no way it will pass the Senate. There’s still the debt ceiling and budget to worry about, but the Senate holding the line gives me some comfort.", ">\n\nI'd be surprised if this doesn't happen weekly. These people are emotional and it only takes one. Remember how Trump threw people under the bus the first time they diverged from his opinion? That's what's going to happen here. The minute McCarthy does something that doesn't sit right with the red hatters and we'll be back to voting 15 times for a new SOTH.", ">\n\nI doubt there will be enough support to allow one person to call a motion to vacate. If there is though, I think weekly calls to vacate is too optimistic, more like daily calls. If enough Republican House members are emotional enough to allow for such a system, then they are emotional enough to call a motion to vacate daily when they don't get their way.", ">\n\nI think people underestimate the power this gives Jeffries and the Dems.\nAt some point in the next 6 months, McCarthy is going to accidentally do something sane, and enrage Forehead and Friends. Little Kevin will find himself facing a motion to vacate.\nAt which point Jeffries can saunter up, and say \"Hey Little Kevin, I've got fifty purple state Dems who will prop you up... In exchange for....\".\nAnd Little Kevin will do some thinking, and realize that it's going to be easier to get Dem votes to prop himself up than it will be to negotiate with Forehead. The Dems will have clear demands, as opposed to the insanity the Freedom types will be demanding.\nIf Jeffries plays this right, it could end up being a decent session for the Forces of Sanity.", ">\n\nForehead and friends..\nI laughed at that one. Thank you!", ">\n\nI think it goes without saying that there will eventually be a motion to vacate, the only question is \"when.\" McCarthy will undoubtedly do something that makes one of the 20 anti-McCarthy Reps mad, whether real or imagined, and they'll call the vote. The real question is could he actually survive it and I'm not convinced he could.", ">\n\nThe guaranteed call is going to be around anything related to the debt ceiling. My feeling is that if this rules package is as nuts as its rumored to be why would the GOP waste time becoming the bad guy entirely when they can let these 20 take all the heat of the issue themselves?? \nThink about it. .just let Matt or whoever wants to unhinge their jaw and toss the vote out take the heat and they can pitch all the consequences on the outspoken bunch of fringe crazies rather than torpedo their own re election chances. Bonus is that it absolutely stops the entire house from even considering any other alternative legislation. They have to do nothing but vote for speaker.", ">\n\nIf McCarthy was actually smart, he’d have created a coalition government rather than Paul Ryan-ing himself by selling his soul to a handful of nihilistic extremists. \nFurther, if he had an ounce of testicular fortitude, now that he’s speaker, he would immediately say, “F- you to all 20 of my haters, the rules are not changing”\nTo bad (for Kevin) that McCarthy is a spineless toad with potato salad for brains.", ">\n\nRepublicans have spent decades convincing their base that compromise is weakness. We saw a ton of Republicans get primaried and replaced since 2010 because they were willing to compromise and work with Dems on common sense things like funding the Government and helping senior citizens. McCarthy is stuck in a situation where unless he gets the HFC on board, he cannot reach across the aisle for help, because the Republican base will eat him alive.", ">\n\nMcCarthy literally sold his soul for the speakership and gave dems the majority. All they have to do is show how dysfunctional the republicans are.", ">\n\n\nMcCarthy literally sold his soul for the speakership\n\nYes.\n\nand gave dems the majority. \n\nNo.\nNothing that was done here increases the power of the Democratic party.", ">\n\nIn the next HOR elections the only political ads they need to show is this the dysfunction. Swing districts in NY and Cali will flip blue.", ">\n\nAhh... if you mean handing the next Congress to the Democratic party, I can see why some would believe that.\nUnfortunately, I am not convinced the US electorate will be so motivated by this. There has been robust evidence before this that nobody desiring functional governance should every vote for Republican representatives.\nBut we can keep our fingers crossed and hope for the best.", ">\n\nThey can barely agree on McCarthy. If they dump him they’ll never agree on another.", ">\n\nThe guy is one vote from losing the gavel and 8 votes from losing it to a Democrat. \nThis is going to happen more than once.", ">\n\nSix votes I think? This past week there probably weren't six GOP reps who were ready to retire at the end of their term and throw their support to Jeffries. In a few months I think that might change.", ">\n\nWhen they get to the partisan show trials, the nazification of fashion, the banning of electric vehicles etc etc.. and then eventually some budgetary stuff all the banjo strings are gonna loosen in strange ways and the hatchets will really fly.\nI don’t think the dems will end up with a speaker or something.. But with the margins this close and rules set back to one member able to call a no-confidence vote, every member has a proceedural veto at this point. It’s not a new power either - it is just a new era of radicals seeking to disrupt every aspect of civil order. And this is the whole point: the disruption will continue because the radicals and activists harvest millions of dollars in invisible donated cash every time they throw a baby tantrum.\nThe money is impossible to comprehend for the average citizen. Almost everyone here for example, reacts with partisan or political filters to this madness. But the people dissolving your freedom do not give a rat’s ass about any of their proclaimed political views and values. They are only interested in the money.\nCalling for a no confidence vote will generate tens of millios in new campaign donations. Without exageration or embellishment. It isn’t that some of them might use it, it is that all of them are willing to do so just to keep their dipshit donors reaching for their credit cards.\nI wouldn’t be surprised if there is not a different speaker by the end of this congress but I don’t expect that to be the outcome. I do expect a lot of poor rural, and oligarch level rich donors to once again pay, and pray for America to fall apart.", ">\n\nWhen the GOP doesn’t rule something out, it’s guaranteed to happen.", ">\n\nWill he last longer than a wilting head of lettuce?", ">\n\nI would be shocked if we make it through January without a vote on McCarthy to vacate", ">\n\nIs there any doubt? Whether it’s successful or not, the one member threshold - if he keeps that promise - makes motions to vacate inevitable. The only question is how many mooches until the first one. I’ve already got a head of lettuce sitting in my fridge to see which lasts longer.", ">\n\nSINO: Speaker in name only", ">\n\nI hope the Dems hold the \"1 vote to vacate\" over him at every opportunity.", ">\n\nThey can’t, that rule only applies to members of the majority", ">\n\nI hadn't read that anywhere. I'm surprised rules for the House can only be applied to one side.", ">\n\nThe rules are whatever they make them to be.", ">\n\nSo how long are we betting McCarthy lasts as speaker before his first challenge? 5 seconds? Maybe 10?", ">\n\nAgreeing to allowing 1 person to impeach you is just mind blowing", ">\n\nDemocracy at its finest lol", ">\n\nI give him until June.", ">\n\nThe gun on the table.", ">\n\nExcellent idea. Why not get that underway immediately.", ">\n\nOf course not, Leopards Eating Faces Party has to keep all face options on the table.", ">\n\nWell no shit sherlock, did anyone think they lowered the no confidence threshold to 1 vote because they liked him and wanted to keep him around?", ">\n\nThey want to make sure McCarthy knows who his leash is tethered to.\nGood boy. Now beg." ]

[ "McCarthy is the weakest speaker in 100 years.", ">\n\nWith that rule that let's anyone recall him whenever they like, he might be the weakest speaker ever.", ">\n\n\nrule that let's anyone recall him whenever they like\n\nOnly a Republican", ">\n\nI think a democrat could too, but it would have the opposite effect of making republicans support him more.", ">\n\nNo, I think the new rule is that a sole member of the majority party can call for an ouster", ">\n\nIt would be insane to allow the minority party to trigger a recall at any number of representatives. It would happen all the time.", ">\n\nIt doesn't trigger a recall, it triggers a vote of the house. And as long as the Republicans have the majority it would have no effect.", ">\n\nit can still be used to filibuster and waste time.", ">\n\nSort of. The speaker could simply call a voice vote, the motion would fail and whoever forwarded the motion would get chastised. It would take 5 minutes, basically procedural. And you can only use your privilege once in a session to force your motion to be heard.\nIn reality there have almost always been rules likes this in Congress, they're what eventually led to Boehner stepping down, but unlike the speaker vote they can't really stop or delay the action of the house in any real way. And if so many members were willing to go through that little game that it actually interfered with house business then there'd be no point in filibustering because they've literally decided as a body not to conduct business.\nAlso there are a hundred other procedural rules that a member of Congress can use to delay the proceedings that have nothing to do with this rule. I think they're still using Roberts rules. A member can use privilege to force a vote on any motion. Gaetz could literally move to adjourn five minutes after session is opened, there'd be a voice vote, he'd get laughed at, then everyone would get on with the next thing.", ">\n\n\n“I’m not convinced we can go the entire Congress without having it. But I believe that if that’s used, I believe that, right now, the overwhelming majority… of Republicans realize that Kevin McCarthy needs a chance to govern, and we’re gonna give him a chance,” Comer said...\n\nHe seems very optimistic there. I look for the first one before the end of February.", ">\n\nHe’ll be Speaker until the Debt Ceiling and Government Spending Bills need to be brought up for a vote later this year. He’ll then be removed and the House will not be able to vote on either of those bills; exactly what the Free-dumb Caucus wants. The lunatics run the asylum.", ">\n\nI think the freedom caucus may end up shooting themselves in the foot in the end with this rule change. Nothing is stopping the more moderate republican from replacing the speaker and working with the dems during the debt ceiling crisis that is going to happen.", ">\n\nWelcome to the machine Kevin. The machine you built.", ">\n\nWelcome my son\nWelcome to the machine\nWhere have you been?\nIt's alright we know where you've been…\nYou’ve been to Lord Feltersnatch \nHe made you kiss his ass\nYou’re speakership will barely last\nMTG will swallow you with her nasty snatch\nSo Welcome, To the machine…", ">\n\nThe scariest most accurate song ever written, yet it was only meant for poor people with no education.", ">\n\nAll they have to do is show how dysfunctional the republicans are.", ">\n\nI wonder if Vegas has odds on how long until McCarthy faces the first motion he vacate the Speakership? I'd be surprised if he makes it to 2 months.", ">\n\nwhich lasts longer, a head of lettuce or McCarthy.", ">\n\nI give it about 44 days", ">\n\nThe 118th Congress is going to be a complete circus from start to finish. But without all the interesting acts... just clowns and more clowns.", ">\n\nI get a little sense of panic every time the Republicans announce one of their disastrous bills they’re going to pass, before I remember there’s no way it will pass the Senate. There’s still the debt ceiling and budget to worry about, but the Senate holding the line gives me some comfort.", ">\n\nI'd be surprised if this doesn't happen weekly. These people are emotional and it only takes one. Remember how Trump threw people under the bus the first time they diverged from his opinion? That's what's going to happen here. The minute McCarthy does something that doesn't sit right with the red hatters and we'll be back to voting 15 times for a new SOTH.", ">\n\nI doubt there will be enough support to allow one person to call a motion to vacate. If there is though, I think weekly calls to vacate is too optimistic, more like daily calls. If enough Republican House members are emotional enough to allow for such a system, then they are emotional enough to call a motion to vacate daily when they don't get their way.", ">\n\nI think people underestimate the power this gives Jeffries and the Dems.\nAt some point in the next 6 months, McCarthy is going to accidentally do something sane, and enrage Forehead and Friends. Little Kevin will find himself facing a motion to vacate.\nAt which point Jeffries can saunter up, and say \"Hey Little Kevin, I've got fifty purple state Dems who will prop you up... In exchange for....\".\nAnd Little Kevin will do some thinking, and realize that it's going to be easier to get Dem votes to prop himself up than it will be to negotiate with Forehead. The Dems will have clear demands, as opposed to the insanity the Freedom types will be demanding.\nIf Jeffries plays this right, it could end up being a decent session for the Forces of Sanity.", ">\n\nForehead and friends..\nI laughed at that one. Thank you!", ">\n\nI think it goes without saying that there will eventually be a motion to vacate, the only question is \"when.\" McCarthy will undoubtedly do something that makes one of the 20 anti-McCarthy Reps mad, whether real or imagined, and they'll call the vote. The real question is could he actually survive it and I'm not convinced he could.", ">\n\nThe guaranteed call is going to be around anything related to the debt ceiling. My feeling is that if this rules package is as nuts as its rumored to be why would the GOP waste time becoming the bad guy entirely when they can let these 20 take all the heat of the issue themselves?? \nThink about it. .just let Matt or whoever wants to unhinge their jaw and toss the vote out take the heat and they can pitch all the consequences on the outspoken bunch of fringe crazies rather than torpedo their own re election chances. Bonus is that it absolutely stops the entire house from even considering any other alternative legislation. They have to do nothing but vote for speaker.", ">\n\nIf McCarthy was actually smart, he’d have created a coalition government rather than Paul Ryan-ing himself by selling his soul to a handful of nihilistic extremists. \nFurther, if he had an ounce of testicular fortitude, now that he’s speaker, he would immediately say, “F- you to all 20 of my haters, the rules are not changing”\nTo bad (for Kevin) that McCarthy is a spineless toad with potato salad for brains.", ">\n\nRepublicans have spent decades convincing their base that compromise is weakness. We saw a ton of Republicans get primaried and replaced since 2010 because they were willing to compromise and work with Dems on common sense things like funding the Government and helping senior citizens. McCarthy is stuck in a situation where unless he gets the HFC on board, he cannot reach across the aisle for help, because the Republican base will eat him alive.", ">\n\nMcCarthy literally sold his soul for the speakership and gave dems the majority. All they have to do is show how dysfunctional the republicans are.", ">\n\n\nMcCarthy literally sold his soul for the speakership\n\nYes.\n\nand gave dems the majority. \n\nNo.\nNothing that was done here increases the power of the Democratic party.", ">\n\nIn the next HOR elections the only political ads they need to show is this the dysfunction. Swing districts in NY and Cali will flip blue.", ">\n\nAhh... if you mean handing the next Congress to the Democratic party, I can see why some would believe that.\nUnfortunately, I am not convinced the US electorate will be so motivated by this. There has been robust evidence before this that nobody desiring functional governance should every vote for Republican representatives.\nBut we can keep our fingers crossed and hope for the best.", ">\n\nThey can barely agree on McCarthy. If they dump him they’ll never agree on another.", ">\n\nThe guy is one vote from losing the gavel and 8 votes from losing it to a Democrat. \nThis is going to happen more than once.", ">\n\nSix votes I think? This past week there probably weren't six GOP reps who were ready to retire at the end of their term and throw their support to Jeffries. In a few months I think that might change.", ">\n\nWhen they get to the partisan show trials, the nazification of fashion, the banning of electric vehicles etc etc.. and then eventually some budgetary stuff all the banjo strings are gonna loosen in strange ways and the hatchets will really fly.\nI don’t think the dems will end up with a speaker or something.. But with the margins this close and rules set back to one member able to call a no-confidence vote, every member has a proceedural veto at this point. It’s not a new power either - it is just a new era of radicals seeking to disrupt every aspect of civil order. And this is the whole point: the disruption will continue because the radicals and activists harvest millions of dollars in invisible donated cash every time they throw a baby tantrum.\nThe money is impossible to comprehend for the average citizen. Almost everyone here for example, reacts with partisan or political filters to this madness. But the people dissolving your freedom do not give a rat’s ass about any of their proclaimed political views and values. They are only interested in the money.\nCalling for a no confidence vote will generate tens of millios in new campaign donations. Without exageration or embellishment. It isn’t that some of them might use it, it is that all of them are willing to do so just to keep their dipshit donors reaching for their credit cards.\nI wouldn’t be surprised if there is not a different speaker by the end of this congress but I don’t expect that to be the outcome. I do expect a lot of poor rural, and oligarch level rich donors to once again pay, and pray for America to fall apart.", ">\n\nWhen the GOP doesn’t rule something out, it’s guaranteed to happen.", ">\n\nWill he last longer than a wilting head of lettuce?", ">\n\nI would be shocked if we make it through January without a vote on McCarthy to vacate", ">\n\nIs there any doubt? Whether it’s successful or not, the one member threshold - if he keeps that promise - makes motions to vacate inevitable. The only question is how many mooches until the first one. I’ve already got a head of lettuce sitting in my fridge to see which lasts longer.", ">\n\nSINO: Speaker in name only", ">\n\nI hope the Dems hold the \"1 vote to vacate\" over him at every opportunity.", ">\n\nThey can’t, that rule only applies to members of the majority", ">\n\nI hadn't read that anywhere. I'm surprised rules for the House can only be applied to one side.", ">\n\nThe rules are whatever they make them to be.", ">\n\nSo how long are we betting McCarthy lasts as speaker before his first challenge? 5 seconds? Maybe 10?", ">\n\nAgreeing to allowing 1 person to impeach you is just mind blowing", ">\n\nDemocracy at its finest lol", ">\n\nI give him until June.", ">\n\nThe gun on the table.", ">\n\nExcellent idea. Why not get that underway immediately.", ">\n\nOf course not, Leopards Eating Faces Party has to keep all face options on the table.", ">\n\nWell no shit sherlock, did anyone think they lowered the no confidence threshold to 1 vote because they liked him and wanted to keep him around?", ">\n\nThey want to make sure McCarthy knows who his leash is tethered to.\nGood boy. Now beg.", ">\n\nlol would the Dems back the motion?" ]

[ "McCarthy is the weakest speaker in 100 years.", ">\n\nWith that rule that let's anyone recall him whenever they like, he might be the weakest speaker ever.", ">\n\n\nrule that let's anyone recall him whenever they like\n\nOnly a Republican", ">\n\nI think a democrat could too, but it would have the opposite effect of making republicans support him more.", ">\n\nNo, I think the new rule is that a sole member of the majority party can call for an ouster", ">\n\nIt would be insane to allow the minority party to trigger a recall at any number of representatives. It would happen all the time.", ">\n\nIt doesn't trigger a recall, it triggers a vote of the house. And as long as the Republicans have the majority it would have no effect.", ">\n\nit can still be used to filibuster and waste time.", ">\n\nSort of. The speaker could simply call a voice vote, the motion would fail and whoever forwarded the motion would get chastised. It would take 5 minutes, basically procedural. And you can only use your privilege once in a session to force your motion to be heard.\nIn reality there have almost always been rules likes this in Congress, they're what eventually led to Boehner stepping down, but unlike the speaker vote they can't really stop or delay the action of the house in any real way. And if so many members were willing to go through that little game that it actually interfered with house business then there'd be no point in filibustering because they've literally decided as a body not to conduct business.\nAlso there are a hundred other procedural rules that a member of Congress can use to delay the proceedings that have nothing to do with this rule. I think they're still using Roberts rules. A member can use privilege to force a vote on any motion. Gaetz could literally move to adjourn five minutes after session is opened, there'd be a voice vote, he'd get laughed at, then everyone would get on with the next thing.", ">\n\n\n“I’m not convinced we can go the entire Congress without having it. But I believe that if that’s used, I believe that, right now, the overwhelming majority… of Republicans realize that Kevin McCarthy needs a chance to govern, and we’re gonna give him a chance,” Comer said...\n\nHe seems very optimistic there. I look for the first one before the end of February.", ">\n\nHe’ll be Speaker until the Debt Ceiling and Government Spending Bills need to be brought up for a vote later this year. He’ll then be removed and the House will not be able to vote on either of those bills; exactly what the Free-dumb Caucus wants. The lunatics run the asylum.", ">\n\nI think the freedom caucus may end up shooting themselves in the foot in the end with this rule change. Nothing is stopping the more moderate republican from replacing the speaker and working with the dems during the debt ceiling crisis that is going to happen.", ">\n\nWelcome to the machine Kevin. The machine you built.", ">\n\nWelcome my son\nWelcome to the machine\nWhere have you been?\nIt's alright we know where you've been…\nYou’ve been to Lord Feltersnatch \nHe made you kiss his ass\nYou’re speakership will barely last\nMTG will swallow you with her nasty snatch\nSo Welcome, To the machine…", ">\n\nThe scariest most accurate song ever written, yet it was only meant for poor people with no education.", ">\n\nAll they have to do is show how dysfunctional the republicans are.", ">\n\nI wonder if Vegas has odds on how long until McCarthy faces the first motion he vacate the Speakership? I'd be surprised if he makes it to 2 months.", ">\n\nwhich lasts longer, a head of lettuce or McCarthy.", ">\n\nI give it about 44 days", ">\n\nThe 118th Congress is going to be a complete circus from start to finish. But without all the interesting acts... just clowns and more clowns.", ">\n\nI get a little sense of panic every time the Republicans announce one of their disastrous bills they’re going to pass, before I remember there’s no way it will pass the Senate. There’s still the debt ceiling and budget to worry about, but the Senate holding the line gives me some comfort.", ">\n\nI'd be surprised if this doesn't happen weekly. These people are emotional and it only takes one. Remember how Trump threw people under the bus the first time they diverged from his opinion? That's what's going to happen here. The minute McCarthy does something that doesn't sit right with the red hatters and we'll be back to voting 15 times for a new SOTH.", ">\n\nI doubt there will be enough support to allow one person to call a motion to vacate. If there is though, I think weekly calls to vacate is too optimistic, more like daily calls. If enough Republican House members are emotional enough to allow for such a system, then they are emotional enough to call a motion to vacate daily when they don't get their way.", ">\n\nI think people underestimate the power this gives Jeffries and the Dems.\nAt some point in the next 6 months, McCarthy is going to accidentally do something sane, and enrage Forehead and Friends. Little Kevin will find himself facing a motion to vacate.\nAt which point Jeffries can saunter up, and say \"Hey Little Kevin, I've got fifty purple state Dems who will prop you up... In exchange for....\".\nAnd Little Kevin will do some thinking, and realize that it's going to be easier to get Dem votes to prop himself up than it will be to negotiate with Forehead. The Dems will have clear demands, as opposed to the insanity the Freedom types will be demanding.\nIf Jeffries plays this right, it could end up being a decent session for the Forces of Sanity.", ">\n\nForehead and friends..\nI laughed at that one. Thank you!", ">\n\nI think it goes without saying that there will eventually be a motion to vacate, the only question is \"when.\" McCarthy will undoubtedly do something that makes one of the 20 anti-McCarthy Reps mad, whether real or imagined, and they'll call the vote. The real question is could he actually survive it and I'm not convinced he could.", ">\n\nThe guaranteed call is going to be around anything related to the debt ceiling. My feeling is that if this rules package is as nuts as its rumored to be why would the GOP waste time becoming the bad guy entirely when they can let these 20 take all the heat of the issue themselves?? \nThink about it. .just let Matt or whoever wants to unhinge their jaw and toss the vote out take the heat and they can pitch all the consequences on the outspoken bunch of fringe crazies rather than torpedo their own re election chances. Bonus is that it absolutely stops the entire house from even considering any other alternative legislation. They have to do nothing but vote for speaker.", ">\n\nIf McCarthy was actually smart, he’d have created a coalition government rather than Paul Ryan-ing himself by selling his soul to a handful of nihilistic extremists. \nFurther, if he had an ounce of testicular fortitude, now that he’s speaker, he would immediately say, “F- you to all 20 of my haters, the rules are not changing”\nTo bad (for Kevin) that McCarthy is a spineless toad with potato salad for brains.", ">\n\nRepublicans have spent decades convincing their base that compromise is weakness. We saw a ton of Republicans get primaried and replaced since 2010 because they were willing to compromise and work with Dems on common sense things like funding the Government and helping senior citizens. McCarthy is stuck in a situation where unless he gets the HFC on board, he cannot reach across the aisle for help, because the Republican base will eat him alive.", ">\n\nMcCarthy literally sold his soul for the speakership and gave dems the majority. All they have to do is show how dysfunctional the republicans are.", ">\n\n\nMcCarthy literally sold his soul for the speakership\n\nYes.\n\nand gave dems the majority. \n\nNo.\nNothing that was done here increases the power of the Democratic party.", ">\n\nIn the next HOR elections the only political ads they need to show is this the dysfunction. Swing districts in NY and Cali will flip blue.", ">\n\nAhh... if you mean handing the next Congress to the Democratic party, I can see why some would believe that.\nUnfortunately, I am not convinced the US electorate will be so motivated by this. There has been robust evidence before this that nobody desiring functional governance should every vote for Republican representatives.\nBut we can keep our fingers crossed and hope for the best.", ">\n\nThey can barely agree on McCarthy. If they dump him they’ll never agree on another.", ">\n\nThe guy is one vote from losing the gavel and 8 votes from losing it to a Democrat. \nThis is going to happen more than once.", ">\n\nSix votes I think? This past week there probably weren't six GOP reps who were ready to retire at the end of their term and throw their support to Jeffries. In a few months I think that might change.", ">\n\nWhen they get to the partisan show trials, the nazification of fashion, the banning of electric vehicles etc etc.. and then eventually some budgetary stuff all the banjo strings are gonna loosen in strange ways and the hatchets will really fly.\nI don’t think the dems will end up with a speaker or something.. But with the margins this close and rules set back to one member able to call a no-confidence vote, every member has a proceedural veto at this point. It’s not a new power either - it is just a new era of radicals seeking to disrupt every aspect of civil order. And this is the whole point: the disruption will continue because the radicals and activists harvest millions of dollars in invisible donated cash every time they throw a baby tantrum.\nThe money is impossible to comprehend for the average citizen. Almost everyone here for example, reacts with partisan or political filters to this madness. But the people dissolving your freedom do not give a rat’s ass about any of their proclaimed political views and values. They are only interested in the money.\nCalling for a no confidence vote will generate tens of millios in new campaign donations. Without exageration or embellishment. It isn’t that some of them might use it, it is that all of them are willing to do so just to keep their dipshit donors reaching for their credit cards.\nI wouldn’t be surprised if there is not a different speaker by the end of this congress but I don’t expect that to be the outcome. I do expect a lot of poor rural, and oligarch level rich donors to once again pay, and pray for America to fall apart.", ">\n\nWhen the GOP doesn’t rule something out, it’s guaranteed to happen.", ">\n\nWill he last longer than a wilting head of lettuce?", ">\n\nI would be shocked if we make it through January without a vote on McCarthy to vacate", ">\n\nIs there any doubt? Whether it’s successful or not, the one member threshold - if he keeps that promise - makes motions to vacate inevitable. The only question is how many mooches until the first one. I’ve already got a head of lettuce sitting in my fridge to see which lasts longer.", ">\n\nSINO: Speaker in name only", ">\n\nI hope the Dems hold the \"1 vote to vacate\" over him at every opportunity.", ">\n\nThey can’t, that rule only applies to members of the majority", ">\n\nI hadn't read that anywhere. I'm surprised rules for the House can only be applied to one side.", ">\n\nThe rules are whatever they make them to be.", ">\n\nSo how long are we betting McCarthy lasts as speaker before his first challenge? 5 seconds? Maybe 10?", ">\n\nAgreeing to allowing 1 person to impeach you is just mind blowing", ">\n\nDemocracy at its finest lol", ">\n\nI give him until June.", ">\n\nThe gun on the table.", ">\n\nExcellent idea. Why not get that underway immediately.", ">\n\nOf course not, Leopards Eating Faces Party has to keep all face options on the table.", ">\n\nWell no shit sherlock, did anyone think they lowered the no confidence threshold to 1 vote because they liked him and wanted to keep him around?", ">\n\nThey want to make sure McCarthy knows who his leash is tethered to.\nGood boy. Now beg.", ">\n\nlol would the Dems back the motion?", ">\n\nIt’s sad to me that nothing too will come from this congress. Just going to drive putt country more into the dirt. These politicians are pushing games while citizens suffer" ]

[ "McCarthy is the weakest speaker in 100 years.", ">\n\nWith that rule that let's anyone recall him whenever they like, he might be the weakest speaker ever.", ">\n\n\nrule that let's anyone recall him whenever they like\n\nOnly a Republican", ">\n\nI think a democrat could too, but it would have the opposite effect of making republicans support him more.", ">\n\nNo, I think the new rule is that a sole member of the majority party can call for an ouster", ">\n\nIt would be insane to allow the minority party to trigger a recall at any number of representatives. It would happen all the time.", ">\n\nIt doesn't trigger a recall, it triggers a vote of the house. And as long as the Republicans have the majority it would have no effect.", ">\n\nit can still be used to filibuster and waste time.", ">\n\nSort of. The speaker could simply call a voice vote, the motion would fail and whoever forwarded the motion would get chastised. It would take 5 minutes, basically procedural. And you can only use your privilege once in a session to force your motion to be heard.\nIn reality there have almost always been rules likes this in Congress, they're what eventually led to Boehner stepping down, but unlike the speaker vote they can't really stop or delay the action of the house in any real way. And if so many members were willing to go through that little game that it actually interfered with house business then there'd be no point in filibustering because they've literally decided as a body not to conduct business.\nAlso there are a hundred other procedural rules that a member of Congress can use to delay the proceedings that have nothing to do with this rule. I think they're still using Roberts rules. A member can use privilege to force a vote on any motion. Gaetz could literally move to adjourn five minutes after session is opened, there'd be a voice vote, he'd get laughed at, then everyone would get on with the next thing.", ">\n\n\n“I’m not convinced we can go the entire Congress without having it. But I believe that if that’s used, I believe that, right now, the overwhelming majority… of Republicans realize that Kevin McCarthy needs a chance to govern, and we’re gonna give him a chance,” Comer said...\n\nHe seems very optimistic there. I look for the first one before the end of February.", ">\n\nHe’ll be Speaker until the Debt Ceiling and Government Spending Bills need to be brought up for a vote later this year. He’ll then be removed and the House will not be able to vote on either of those bills; exactly what the Free-dumb Caucus wants. The lunatics run the asylum.", ">\n\nI think the freedom caucus may end up shooting themselves in the foot in the end with this rule change. Nothing is stopping the more moderate republican from replacing the speaker and working with the dems during the debt ceiling crisis that is going to happen.", ">\n\nWelcome to the machine Kevin. The machine you built.", ">\n\nWelcome my son\nWelcome to the machine\nWhere have you been?\nIt's alright we know where you've been…\nYou’ve been to Lord Feltersnatch \nHe made you kiss his ass\nYou’re speakership will barely last\nMTG will swallow you with her nasty snatch\nSo Welcome, To the machine…", ">\n\nThe scariest most accurate song ever written, yet it was only meant for poor people with no education.", ">\n\nAll they have to do is show how dysfunctional the republicans are.", ">\n\nI wonder if Vegas has odds on how long until McCarthy faces the first motion he vacate the Speakership? I'd be surprised if he makes it to 2 months.", ">\n\nwhich lasts longer, a head of lettuce or McCarthy.", ">\n\nI give it about 44 days", ">\n\nThe 118th Congress is going to be a complete circus from start to finish. But without all the interesting acts... just clowns and more clowns.", ">\n\nI get a little sense of panic every time the Republicans announce one of their disastrous bills they’re going to pass, before I remember there’s no way it will pass the Senate. There’s still the debt ceiling and budget to worry about, but the Senate holding the line gives me some comfort.", ">\n\nI'd be surprised if this doesn't happen weekly. These people are emotional and it only takes one. Remember how Trump threw people under the bus the first time they diverged from his opinion? That's what's going to happen here. The minute McCarthy does something that doesn't sit right with the red hatters and we'll be back to voting 15 times for a new SOTH.", ">\n\nI doubt there will be enough support to allow one person to call a motion to vacate. If there is though, I think weekly calls to vacate is too optimistic, more like daily calls. If enough Republican House members are emotional enough to allow for such a system, then they are emotional enough to call a motion to vacate daily when they don't get their way.", ">\n\nI think people underestimate the power this gives Jeffries and the Dems.\nAt some point in the next 6 months, McCarthy is going to accidentally do something sane, and enrage Forehead and Friends. Little Kevin will find himself facing a motion to vacate.\nAt which point Jeffries can saunter up, and say \"Hey Little Kevin, I've got fifty purple state Dems who will prop you up... In exchange for....\".\nAnd Little Kevin will do some thinking, and realize that it's going to be easier to get Dem votes to prop himself up than it will be to negotiate with Forehead. The Dems will have clear demands, as opposed to the insanity the Freedom types will be demanding.\nIf Jeffries plays this right, it could end up being a decent session for the Forces of Sanity.", ">\n\nForehead and friends..\nI laughed at that one. Thank you!", ">\n\nI think it goes without saying that there will eventually be a motion to vacate, the only question is \"when.\" McCarthy will undoubtedly do something that makes one of the 20 anti-McCarthy Reps mad, whether real or imagined, and they'll call the vote. The real question is could he actually survive it and I'm not convinced he could.", ">\n\nThe guaranteed call is going to be around anything related to the debt ceiling. My feeling is that if this rules package is as nuts as its rumored to be why would the GOP waste time becoming the bad guy entirely when they can let these 20 take all the heat of the issue themselves?? \nThink about it. .just let Matt or whoever wants to unhinge their jaw and toss the vote out take the heat and they can pitch all the consequences on the outspoken bunch of fringe crazies rather than torpedo their own re election chances. Bonus is that it absolutely stops the entire house from even considering any other alternative legislation. They have to do nothing but vote for speaker.", ">\n\nIf McCarthy was actually smart, he’d have created a coalition government rather than Paul Ryan-ing himself by selling his soul to a handful of nihilistic extremists. \nFurther, if he had an ounce of testicular fortitude, now that he’s speaker, he would immediately say, “F- you to all 20 of my haters, the rules are not changing”\nTo bad (for Kevin) that McCarthy is a spineless toad with potato salad for brains.", ">\n\nRepublicans have spent decades convincing their base that compromise is weakness. We saw a ton of Republicans get primaried and replaced since 2010 because they were willing to compromise and work with Dems on common sense things like funding the Government and helping senior citizens. McCarthy is stuck in a situation where unless he gets the HFC on board, he cannot reach across the aisle for help, because the Republican base will eat him alive.", ">\n\nMcCarthy literally sold his soul for the speakership and gave dems the majority. All they have to do is show how dysfunctional the republicans are.", ">\n\n\nMcCarthy literally sold his soul for the speakership\n\nYes.\n\nand gave dems the majority. \n\nNo.\nNothing that was done here increases the power of the Democratic party.", ">\n\nIn the next HOR elections the only political ads they need to show is this the dysfunction. Swing districts in NY and Cali will flip blue.", ">\n\nAhh... if you mean handing the next Congress to the Democratic party, I can see why some would believe that.\nUnfortunately, I am not convinced the US electorate will be so motivated by this. There has been robust evidence before this that nobody desiring functional governance should every vote for Republican representatives.\nBut we can keep our fingers crossed and hope for the best.", ">\n\nThey can barely agree on McCarthy. If they dump him they’ll never agree on another.", ">\n\nThe guy is one vote from losing the gavel and 8 votes from losing it to a Democrat. \nThis is going to happen more than once.", ">\n\nSix votes I think? This past week there probably weren't six GOP reps who were ready to retire at the end of their term and throw their support to Jeffries. In a few months I think that might change.", ">\n\nWhen they get to the partisan show trials, the nazification of fashion, the banning of electric vehicles etc etc.. and then eventually some budgetary stuff all the banjo strings are gonna loosen in strange ways and the hatchets will really fly.\nI don’t think the dems will end up with a speaker or something.. But with the margins this close and rules set back to one member able to call a no-confidence vote, every member has a proceedural veto at this point. It’s not a new power either - it is just a new era of radicals seeking to disrupt every aspect of civil order. And this is the whole point: the disruption will continue because the radicals and activists harvest millions of dollars in invisible donated cash every time they throw a baby tantrum.\nThe money is impossible to comprehend for the average citizen. Almost everyone here for example, reacts with partisan or political filters to this madness. But the people dissolving your freedom do not give a rat’s ass about any of their proclaimed political views and values. They are only interested in the money.\nCalling for a no confidence vote will generate tens of millios in new campaign donations. Without exageration or embellishment. It isn’t that some of them might use it, it is that all of them are willing to do so just to keep their dipshit donors reaching for their credit cards.\nI wouldn’t be surprised if there is not a different speaker by the end of this congress but I don’t expect that to be the outcome. I do expect a lot of poor rural, and oligarch level rich donors to once again pay, and pray for America to fall apart.", ">\n\nWhen the GOP doesn’t rule something out, it’s guaranteed to happen.", ">\n\nWill he last longer than a wilting head of lettuce?", ">\n\nI would be shocked if we make it through January without a vote on McCarthy to vacate", ">\n\nIs there any doubt? Whether it’s successful or not, the one member threshold - if he keeps that promise - makes motions to vacate inevitable. The only question is how many mooches until the first one. I’ve already got a head of lettuce sitting in my fridge to see which lasts longer.", ">\n\nSINO: Speaker in name only", ">\n\nI hope the Dems hold the \"1 vote to vacate\" over him at every opportunity.", ">\n\nThey can’t, that rule only applies to members of the majority", ">\n\nI hadn't read that anywhere. I'm surprised rules for the House can only be applied to one side.", ">\n\nThe rules are whatever they make them to be.", ">\n\nSo how long are we betting McCarthy lasts as speaker before his first challenge? 5 seconds? Maybe 10?", ">\n\nAgreeing to allowing 1 person to impeach you is just mind blowing", ">\n\nDemocracy at its finest lol", ">\n\nI give him until June.", ">\n\nThe gun on the table.", ">\n\nExcellent idea. Why not get that underway immediately.", ">\n\nOf course not, Leopards Eating Faces Party has to keep all face options on the table.", ">\n\nWell no shit sherlock, did anyone think they lowered the no confidence threshold to 1 vote because they liked him and wanted to keep him around?", ">\n\nThey want to make sure McCarthy knows who his leash is tethered to.\nGood boy. Now beg.", ">\n\nlol would the Dems back the motion?", ">\n\nIt’s sad to me that nothing too will come from this congress. Just going to drive putt country more into the dirt. These politicians are pushing games while citizens suffer", ">\n\nPetty tyrant makes noise to be relevant. News at 11." ]

[ "McCarthy is the weakest speaker in 100 years.", ">\n\nWith that rule that let's anyone recall him whenever they like, he might be the weakest speaker ever.", ">\n\n\nrule that let's anyone recall him whenever they like\n\nOnly a Republican", ">\n\nI think a democrat could too, but it would have the opposite effect of making republicans support him more.", ">\n\nNo, I think the new rule is that a sole member of the majority party can call for an ouster", ">\n\nIt would be insane to allow the minority party to trigger a recall at any number of representatives. It would happen all the time.", ">\n\nIt doesn't trigger a recall, it triggers a vote of the house. And as long as the Republicans have the majority it would have no effect.", ">\n\nit can still be used to filibuster and waste time.", ">\n\nSort of. The speaker could simply call a voice vote, the motion would fail and whoever forwarded the motion would get chastised. It would take 5 minutes, basically procedural. And you can only use your privilege once in a session to force your motion to be heard.\nIn reality there have almost always been rules likes this in Congress, they're what eventually led to Boehner stepping down, but unlike the speaker vote they can't really stop or delay the action of the house in any real way. And if so many members were willing to go through that little game that it actually interfered with house business then there'd be no point in filibustering because they've literally decided as a body not to conduct business.\nAlso there are a hundred other procedural rules that a member of Congress can use to delay the proceedings that have nothing to do with this rule. I think they're still using Roberts rules. A member can use privilege to force a vote on any motion. Gaetz could literally move to adjourn five minutes after session is opened, there'd be a voice vote, he'd get laughed at, then everyone would get on with the next thing.", ">\n\n\n“I’m not convinced we can go the entire Congress without having it. But I believe that if that’s used, I believe that, right now, the overwhelming majority… of Republicans realize that Kevin McCarthy needs a chance to govern, and we’re gonna give him a chance,” Comer said...\n\nHe seems very optimistic there. I look for the first one before the end of February.", ">\n\nHe’ll be Speaker until the Debt Ceiling and Government Spending Bills need to be brought up for a vote later this year. He’ll then be removed and the House will not be able to vote on either of those bills; exactly what the Free-dumb Caucus wants. The lunatics run the asylum.", ">\n\nI think the freedom caucus may end up shooting themselves in the foot in the end with this rule change. Nothing is stopping the more moderate republican from replacing the speaker and working with the dems during the debt ceiling crisis that is going to happen.", ">\n\nWelcome to the machine Kevin. The machine you built.", ">\n\nWelcome my son\nWelcome to the machine\nWhere have you been?\nIt's alright we know where you've been…\nYou’ve been to Lord Feltersnatch \nHe made you kiss his ass\nYou’re speakership will barely last\nMTG will swallow you with her nasty snatch\nSo Welcome, To the machine…", ">\n\nThe scariest most accurate song ever written, yet it was only meant for poor people with no education.", ">\n\nAll they have to do is show how dysfunctional the republicans are.", ">\n\nI wonder if Vegas has odds on how long until McCarthy faces the first motion he vacate the Speakership? I'd be surprised if he makes it to 2 months.", ">\n\nwhich lasts longer, a head of lettuce or McCarthy.", ">\n\nI give it about 44 days", ">\n\nThe 118th Congress is going to be a complete circus from start to finish. But without all the interesting acts... just clowns and more clowns.", ">\n\nI get a little sense of panic every time the Republicans announce one of their disastrous bills they’re going to pass, before I remember there’s no way it will pass the Senate. There’s still the debt ceiling and budget to worry about, but the Senate holding the line gives me some comfort.", ">\n\nI'd be surprised if this doesn't happen weekly. These people are emotional and it only takes one. Remember how Trump threw people under the bus the first time they diverged from his opinion? That's what's going to happen here. The minute McCarthy does something that doesn't sit right with the red hatters and we'll be back to voting 15 times for a new SOTH.", ">\n\nI doubt there will be enough support to allow one person to call a motion to vacate. If there is though, I think weekly calls to vacate is too optimistic, more like daily calls. If enough Republican House members are emotional enough to allow for such a system, then they are emotional enough to call a motion to vacate daily when they don't get their way.", ">\n\nI think people underestimate the power this gives Jeffries and the Dems.\nAt some point in the next 6 months, McCarthy is going to accidentally do something sane, and enrage Forehead and Friends. Little Kevin will find himself facing a motion to vacate.\nAt which point Jeffries can saunter up, and say \"Hey Little Kevin, I've got fifty purple state Dems who will prop you up... In exchange for....\".\nAnd Little Kevin will do some thinking, and realize that it's going to be easier to get Dem votes to prop himself up than it will be to negotiate with Forehead. The Dems will have clear demands, as opposed to the insanity the Freedom types will be demanding.\nIf Jeffries plays this right, it could end up being a decent session for the Forces of Sanity.", ">\n\nForehead and friends..\nI laughed at that one. Thank you!", ">\n\nI think it goes without saying that there will eventually be a motion to vacate, the only question is \"when.\" McCarthy will undoubtedly do something that makes one of the 20 anti-McCarthy Reps mad, whether real or imagined, and they'll call the vote. The real question is could he actually survive it and I'm not convinced he could.", ">\n\nThe guaranteed call is going to be around anything related to the debt ceiling. My feeling is that if this rules package is as nuts as its rumored to be why would the GOP waste time becoming the bad guy entirely when they can let these 20 take all the heat of the issue themselves?? \nThink about it. .just let Matt or whoever wants to unhinge their jaw and toss the vote out take the heat and they can pitch all the consequences on the outspoken bunch of fringe crazies rather than torpedo their own re election chances. Bonus is that it absolutely stops the entire house from even considering any other alternative legislation. They have to do nothing but vote for speaker.", ">\n\nIf McCarthy was actually smart, he’d have created a coalition government rather than Paul Ryan-ing himself by selling his soul to a handful of nihilistic extremists. \nFurther, if he had an ounce of testicular fortitude, now that he’s speaker, he would immediately say, “F- you to all 20 of my haters, the rules are not changing”\nTo bad (for Kevin) that McCarthy is a spineless toad with potato salad for brains.", ">\n\nRepublicans have spent decades convincing their base that compromise is weakness. We saw a ton of Republicans get primaried and replaced since 2010 because they were willing to compromise and work with Dems on common sense things like funding the Government and helping senior citizens. McCarthy is stuck in a situation where unless he gets the HFC on board, he cannot reach across the aisle for help, because the Republican base will eat him alive.", ">\n\nMcCarthy literally sold his soul for the speakership and gave dems the majority. All they have to do is show how dysfunctional the republicans are.", ">\n\n\nMcCarthy literally sold his soul for the speakership\n\nYes.\n\nand gave dems the majority. \n\nNo.\nNothing that was done here increases the power of the Democratic party.", ">\n\nIn the next HOR elections the only political ads they need to show is this the dysfunction. Swing districts in NY and Cali will flip blue.", ">\n\nAhh... if you mean handing the next Congress to the Democratic party, I can see why some would believe that.\nUnfortunately, I am not convinced the US electorate will be so motivated by this. There has been robust evidence before this that nobody desiring functional governance should every vote for Republican representatives.\nBut we can keep our fingers crossed and hope for the best.", ">\n\nThey can barely agree on McCarthy. If they dump him they’ll never agree on another.", ">\n\nThe guy is one vote from losing the gavel and 8 votes from losing it to a Democrat. \nThis is going to happen more than once.", ">\n\nSix votes I think? This past week there probably weren't six GOP reps who were ready to retire at the end of their term and throw their support to Jeffries. In a few months I think that might change.", ">\n\nWhen they get to the partisan show trials, the nazification of fashion, the banning of electric vehicles etc etc.. and then eventually some budgetary stuff all the banjo strings are gonna loosen in strange ways and the hatchets will really fly.\nI don’t think the dems will end up with a speaker or something.. But with the margins this close and rules set back to one member able to call a no-confidence vote, every member has a proceedural veto at this point. It’s not a new power either - it is just a new era of radicals seeking to disrupt every aspect of civil order. And this is the whole point: the disruption will continue because the radicals and activists harvest millions of dollars in invisible donated cash every time they throw a baby tantrum.\nThe money is impossible to comprehend for the average citizen. Almost everyone here for example, reacts with partisan or political filters to this madness. But the people dissolving your freedom do not give a rat’s ass about any of their proclaimed political views and values. They are only interested in the money.\nCalling for a no confidence vote will generate tens of millios in new campaign donations. Without exageration or embellishment. It isn’t that some of them might use it, it is that all of them are willing to do so just to keep their dipshit donors reaching for their credit cards.\nI wouldn’t be surprised if there is not a different speaker by the end of this congress but I don’t expect that to be the outcome. I do expect a lot of poor rural, and oligarch level rich donors to once again pay, and pray for America to fall apart.", ">\n\nWhen the GOP doesn’t rule something out, it’s guaranteed to happen.", ">\n\nWill he last longer than a wilting head of lettuce?", ">\n\nI would be shocked if we make it through January without a vote on McCarthy to vacate", ">\n\nIs there any doubt? Whether it’s successful or not, the one member threshold - if he keeps that promise - makes motions to vacate inevitable. The only question is how many mooches until the first one. I’ve already got a head of lettuce sitting in my fridge to see which lasts longer.", ">\n\nSINO: Speaker in name only", ">\n\nI hope the Dems hold the \"1 vote to vacate\" over him at every opportunity.", ">\n\nThey can’t, that rule only applies to members of the majority", ">\n\nI hadn't read that anywhere. I'm surprised rules for the House can only be applied to one side.", ">\n\nThe rules are whatever they make them to be.", ">\n\nSo how long are we betting McCarthy lasts as speaker before his first challenge? 5 seconds? Maybe 10?", ">\n\nAgreeing to allowing 1 person to impeach you is just mind blowing", ">\n\nDemocracy at its finest lol", ">\n\nI give him until June.", ">\n\nThe gun on the table.", ">\n\nExcellent idea. Why not get that underway immediately.", ">\n\nOf course not, Leopards Eating Faces Party has to keep all face options on the table.", ">\n\nWell no shit sherlock, did anyone think they lowered the no confidence threshold to 1 vote because they liked him and wanted to keep him around?", ">\n\nThey want to make sure McCarthy knows who his leash is tethered to.\nGood boy. Now beg.", ">\n\nlol would the Dems back the motion?", ">\n\nIt’s sad to me that nothing too will come from this congress. Just going to drive putt country more into the dirt. These politicians are pushing games while citizens suffer", ">\n\nPetty tyrant makes noise to be relevant. News at 11.", ">\n\nWhat an awful headline. Of course they're not ruling out using the leverage they fought for" ]

[ "McCarthy is the weakest speaker in 100 years.", ">\n\nWith that rule that let's anyone recall him whenever they like, he might be the weakest speaker ever.", ">\n\n\nrule that let's anyone recall him whenever they like\n\nOnly a Republican", ">\n\nI think a democrat could too, but it would have the opposite effect of making republicans support him more.", ">\n\nNo, I think the new rule is that a sole member of the majority party can call for an ouster", ">\n\nIt would be insane to allow the minority party to trigger a recall at any number of representatives. It would happen all the time.", ">\n\nIt doesn't trigger a recall, it triggers a vote of the house. And as long as the Republicans have the majority it would have no effect.", ">\n\nit can still be used to filibuster and waste time.", ">\n\nSort of. The speaker could simply call a voice vote, the motion would fail and whoever forwarded the motion would get chastised. It would take 5 minutes, basically procedural. And you can only use your privilege once in a session to force your motion to be heard.\nIn reality there have almost always been rules likes this in Congress, they're what eventually led to Boehner stepping down, but unlike the speaker vote they can't really stop or delay the action of the house in any real way. And if so many members were willing to go through that little game that it actually interfered with house business then there'd be no point in filibustering because they've literally decided as a body not to conduct business.\nAlso there are a hundred other procedural rules that a member of Congress can use to delay the proceedings that have nothing to do with this rule. I think they're still using Roberts rules. A member can use privilege to force a vote on any motion. Gaetz could literally move to adjourn five minutes after session is opened, there'd be a voice vote, he'd get laughed at, then everyone would get on with the next thing.", ">\n\n\n“I’m not convinced we can go the entire Congress without having it. But I believe that if that’s used, I believe that, right now, the overwhelming majority… of Republicans realize that Kevin McCarthy needs a chance to govern, and we’re gonna give him a chance,” Comer said...\n\nHe seems very optimistic there. I look for the first one before the end of February.", ">\n\nHe’ll be Speaker until the Debt Ceiling and Government Spending Bills need to be brought up for a vote later this year. He’ll then be removed and the House will not be able to vote on either of those bills; exactly what the Free-dumb Caucus wants. The lunatics run the asylum.", ">\n\nI think the freedom caucus may end up shooting themselves in the foot in the end with this rule change. Nothing is stopping the more moderate republican from replacing the speaker and working with the dems during the debt ceiling crisis that is going to happen.", ">\n\nWelcome to the machine Kevin. The machine you built.", ">\n\nWelcome my son\nWelcome to the machine\nWhere have you been?\nIt's alright we know where you've been…\nYou’ve been to Lord Feltersnatch \nHe made you kiss his ass\nYou’re speakership will barely last\nMTG will swallow you with her nasty snatch\nSo Welcome, To the machine…", ">\n\nThe scariest most accurate song ever written, yet it was only meant for poor people with no education.", ">\n\nAll they have to do is show how dysfunctional the republicans are.", ">\n\nI wonder if Vegas has odds on how long until McCarthy faces the first motion he vacate the Speakership? I'd be surprised if he makes it to 2 months.", ">\n\nwhich lasts longer, a head of lettuce or McCarthy.", ">\n\nI give it about 44 days", ">\n\nThe 118th Congress is going to be a complete circus from start to finish. But without all the interesting acts... just clowns and more clowns.", ">\n\nI get a little sense of panic every time the Republicans announce one of their disastrous bills they’re going to pass, before I remember there’s no way it will pass the Senate. There’s still the debt ceiling and budget to worry about, but the Senate holding the line gives me some comfort.", ">\n\nI'd be surprised if this doesn't happen weekly. These people are emotional and it only takes one. Remember how Trump threw people under the bus the first time they diverged from his opinion? That's what's going to happen here. The minute McCarthy does something that doesn't sit right with the red hatters and we'll be back to voting 15 times for a new SOTH.", ">\n\nI doubt there will be enough support to allow one person to call a motion to vacate. If there is though, I think weekly calls to vacate is too optimistic, more like daily calls. If enough Republican House members are emotional enough to allow for such a system, then they are emotional enough to call a motion to vacate daily when they don't get their way.", ">\n\nI think people underestimate the power this gives Jeffries and the Dems.\nAt some point in the next 6 months, McCarthy is going to accidentally do something sane, and enrage Forehead and Friends. Little Kevin will find himself facing a motion to vacate.\nAt which point Jeffries can saunter up, and say \"Hey Little Kevin, I've got fifty purple state Dems who will prop you up... In exchange for....\".\nAnd Little Kevin will do some thinking, and realize that it's going to be easier to get Dem votes to prop himself up than it will be to negotiate with Forehead. The Dems will have clear demands, as opposed to the insanity the Freedom types will be demanding.\nIf Jeffries plays this right, it could end up being a decent session for the Forces of Sanity.", ">\n\nForehead and friends..\nI laughed at that one. Thank you!", ">\n\nI think it goes without saying that there will eventually be a motion to vacate, the only question is \"when.\" McCarthy will undoubtedly do something that makes one of the 20 anti-McCarthy Reps mad, whether real or imagined, and they'll call the vote. The real question is could he actually survive it and I'm not convinced he could.", ">\n\nThe guaranteed call is going to be around anything related to the debt ceiling. My feeling is that if this rules package is as nuts as its rumored to be why would the GOP waste time becoming the bad guy entirely when they can let these 20 take all the heat of the issue themselves?? \nThink about it. .just let Matt or whoever wants to unhinge their jaw and toss the vote out take the heat and they can pitch all the consequences on the outspoken bunch of fringe crazies rather than torpedo their own re election chances. Bonus is that it absolutely stops the entire house from even considering any other alternative legislation. They have to do nothing but vote for speaker.", ">\n\nIf McCarthy was actually smart, he’d have created a coalition government rather than Paul Ryan-ing himself by selling his soul to a handful of nihilistic extremists. \nFurther, if he had an ounce of testicular fortitude, now that he’s speaker, he would immediately say, “F- you to all 20 of my haters, the rules are not changing”\nTo bad (for Kevin) that McCarthy is a spineless toad with potato salad for brains.", ">\n\nRepublicans have spent decades convincing their base that compromise is weakness. We saw a ton of Republicans get primaried and replaced since 2010 because they were willing to compromise and work with Dems on common sense things like funding the Government and helping senior citizens. McCarthy is stuck in a situation where unless he gets the HFC on board, he cannot reach across the aisle for help, because the Republican base will eat him alive.", ">\n\nMcCarthy literally sold his soul for the speakership and gave dems the majority. All they have to do is show how dysfunctional the republicans are.", ">\n\n\nMcCarthy literally sold his soul for the speakership\n\nYes.\n\nand gave dems the majority. \n\nNo.\nNothing that was done here increases the power of the Democratic party.", ">\n\nIn the next HOR elections the only political ads they need to show is this the dysfunction. Swing districts in NY and Cali will flip blue.", ">\n\nAhh... if you mean handing the next Congress to the Democratic party, I can see why some would believe that.\nUnfortunately, I am not convinced the US electorate will be so motivated by this. There has been robust evidence before this that nobody desiring functional governance should every vote for Republican representatives.\nBut we can keep our fingers crossed and hope for the best.", ">\n\nThey can barely agree on McCarthy. If they dump him they’ll never agree on another.", ">\n\nThe guy is one vote from losing the gavel and 8 votes from losing it to a Democrat. \nThis is going to happen more than once.", ">\n\nSix votes I think? This past week there probably weren't six GOP reps who were ready to retire at the end of their term and throw their support to Jeffries. In a few months I think that might change.", ">\n\nWhen they get to the partisan show trials, the nazification of fashion, the banning of electric vehicles etc etc.. and then eventually some budgetary stuff all the banjo strings are gonna loosen in strange ways and the hatchets will really fly.\nI don’t think the dems will end up with a speaker or something.. But with the margins this close and rules set back to one member able to call a no-confidence vote, every member has a proceedural veto at this point. It’s not a new power either - it is just a new era of radicals seeking to disrupt every aspect of civil order. And this is the whole point: the disruption will continue because the radicals and activists harvest millions of dollars in invisible donated cash every time they throw a baby tantrum.\nThe money is impossible to comprehend for the average citizen. Almost everyone here for example, reacts with partisan or political filters to this madness. But the people dissolving your freedom do not give a rat’s ass about any of their proclaimed political views and values. They are only interested in the money.\nCalling for a no confidence vote will generate tens of millios in new campaign donations. Without exageration or embellishment. It isn’t that some of them might use it, it is that all of them are willing to do so just to keep their dipshit donors reaching for their credit cards.\nI wouldn’t be surprised if there is not a different speaker by the end of this congress but I don’t expect that to be the outcome. I do expect a lot of poor rural, and oligarch level rich donors to once again pay, and pray for America to fall apart.", ">\n\nWhen the GOP doesn’t rule something out, it’s guaranteed to happen.", ">\n\nWill he last longer than a wilting head of lettuce?", ">\n\nI would be shocked if we make it through January without a vote on McCarthy to vacate", ">\n\nIs there any doubt? Whether it’s successful or not, the one member threshold - if he keeps that promise - makes motions to vacate inevitable. The only question is how many mooches until the first one. I’ve already got a head of lettuce sitting in my fridge to see which lasts longer.", ">\n\nSINO: Speaker in name only", ">\n\nI hope the Dems hold the \"1 vote to vacate\" over him at every opportunity.", ">\n\nThey can’t, that rule only applies to members of the majority", ">\n\nI hadn't read that anywhere. I'm surprised rules for the House can only be applied to one side.", ">\n\nThe rules are whatever they make them to be.", ">\n\nSo how long are we betting McCarthy lasts as speaker before his first challenge? 5 seconds? Maybe 10?", ">\n\nAgreeing to allowing 1 person to impeach you is just mind blowing", ">\n\nDemocracy at its finest lol", ">\n\nI give him until June.", ">\n\nThe gun on the table.", ">\n\nExcellent idea. Why not get that underway immediately.", ">\n\nOf course not, Leopards Eating Faces Party has to keep all face options on the table.", ">\n\nWell no shit sherlock, did anyone think they lowered the no confidence threshold to 1 vote because they liked him and wanted to keep him around?", ">\n\nThey want to make sure McCarthy knows who his leash is tethered to.\nGood boy. Now beg.", ">\n\nlol would the Dems back the motion?", ">\n\nIt’s sad to me that nothing too will come from this congress. Just going to drive putt country more into the dirt. These politicians are pushing games while citizens suffer", ">\n\nPetty tyrant makes noise to be relevant. News at 11.", ">\n\nWhat an awful headline. Of course they're not ruling out using the leverage they fought for", ">\n\nFrom the article:\n“ As he worked to flip holdouts within his party and secure the votes he needed to take the Speakership, McCarthy agreed to lower the threshold for forcing a vote to oust the House Speaker to just one lawmaker.”" ]

[ "McCarthy is the weakest speaker in 100 years.", ">\n\nWith that rule that let's anyone recall him whenever they like, he might be the weakest speaker ever.", ">\n\n\nrule that let's anyone recall him whenever they like\n\nOnly a Republican", ">\n\nI think a democrat could too, but it would have the opposite effect of making republicans support him more.", ">\n\nNo, I think the new rule is that a sole member of the majority party can call for an ouster", ">\n\nIt would be insane to allow the minority party to trigger a recall at any number of representatives. It would happen all the time.", ">\n\nIt doesn't trigger a recall, it triggers a vote of the house. And as long as the Republicans have the majority it would have no effect.", ">\n\nit can still be used to filibuster and waste time.", ">\n\nSort of. The speaker could simply call a voice vote, the motion would fail and whoever forwarded the motion would get chastised. It would take 5 minutes, basically procedural. And you can only use your privilege once in a session to force your motion to be heard.\nIn reality there have almost always been rules likes this in Congress, they're what eventually led to Boehner stepping down, but unlike the speaker vote they can't really stop or delay the action of the house in any real way. And if so many members were willing to go through that little game that it actually interfered with house business then there'd be no point in filibustering because they've literally decided as a body not to conduct business.\nAlso there are a hundred other procedural rules that a member of Congress can use to delay the proceedings that have nothing to do with this rule. I think they're still using Roberts rules. A member can use privilege to force a vote on any motion. Gaetz could literally move to adjourn five minutes after session is opened, there'd be a voice vote, he'd get laughed at, then everyone would get on with the next thing.", ">\n\n\n“I’m not convinced we can go the entire Congress without having it. But I believe that if that’s used, I believe that, right now, the overwhelming majority… of Republicans realize that Kevin McCarthy needs a chance to govern, and we’re gonna give him a chance,” Comer said...\n\nHe seems very optimistic there. I look for the first one before the end of February.", ">\n\nHe’ll be Speaker until the Debt Ceiling and Government Spending Bills need to be brought up for a vote later this year. He’ll then be removed and the House will not be able to vote on either of those bills; exactly what the Free-dumb Caucus wants. The lunatics run the asylum.", ">\n\nI think the freedom caucus may end up shooting themselves in the foot in the end with this rule change. Nothing is stopping the more moderate republican from replacing the speaker and working with the dems during the debt ceiling crisis that is going to happen.", ">\n\nWelcome to the machine Kevin. The machine you built.", ">\n\nWelcome my son\nWelcome to the machine\nWhere have you been?\nIt's alright we know where you've been…\nYou’ve been to Lord Feltersnatch \nHe made you kiss his ass\nYou’re speakership will barely last\nMTG will swallow you with her nasty snatch\nSo Welcome, To the machine…", ">\n\nThe scariest most accurate song ever written, yet it was only meant for poor people with no education.", ">\n\nAll they have to do is show how dysfunctional the republicans are.", ">\n\nI wonder if Vegas has odds on how long until McCarthy faces the first motion he vacate the Speakership? I'd be surprised if he makes it to 2 months.", ">\n\nwhich lasts longer, a head of lettuce or McCarthy.", ">\n\nI give it about 44 days", ">\n\nThe 118th Congress is going to be a complete circus from start to finish. But without all the interesting acts... just clowns and more clowns.", ">\n\nI get a little sense of panic every time the Republicans announce one of their disastrous bills they’re going to pass, before I remember there’s no way it will pass the Senate. There’s still the debt ceiling and budget to worry about, but the Senate holding the line gives me some comfort.", ">\n\nI'd be surprised if this doesn't happen weekly. These people are emotional and it only takes one. Remember how Trump threw people under the bus the first time they diverged from his opinion? That's what's going to happen here. The minute McCarthy does something that doesn't sit right with the red hatters and we'll be back to voting 15 times for a new SOTH.", ">\n\nI doubt there will be enough support to allow one person to call a motion to vacate. If there is though, I think weekly calls to vacate is too optimistic, more like daily calls. If enough Republican House members are emotional enough to allow for such a system, then they are emotional enough to call a motion to vacate daily when they don't get their way.", ">\n\nI think people underestimate the power this gives Jeffries and the Dems.\nAt some point in the next 6 months, McCarthy is going to accidentally do something sane, and enrage Forehead and Friends. Little Kevin will find himself facing a motion to vacate.\nAt which point Jeffries can saunter up, and say \"Hey Little Kevin, I've got fifty purple state Dems who will prop you up... In exchange for....\".\nAnd Little Kevin will do some thinking, and realize that it's going to be easier to get Dem votes to prop himself up than it will be to negotiate with Forehead. The Dems will have clear demands, as opposed to the insanity the Freedom types will be demanding.\nIf Jeffries plays this right, it could end up being a decent session for the Forces of Sanity.", ">\n\nForehead and friends..\nI laughed at that one. Thank you!", ">\n\nI think it goes without saying that there will eventually be a motion to vacate, the only question is \"when.\" McCarthy will undoubtedly do something that makes one of the 20 anti-McCarthy Reps mad, whether real or imagined, and they'll call the vote. The real question is could he actually survive it and I'm not convinced he could.", ">\n\nThe guaranteed call is going to be around anything related to the debt ceiling. My feeling is that if this rules package is as nuts as its rumored to be why would the GOP waste time becoming the bad guy entirely when they can let these 20 take all the heat of the issue themselves?? \nThink about it. .just let Matt or whoever wants to unhinge their jaw and toss the vote out take the heat and they can pitch all the consequences on the outspoken bunch of fringe crazies rather than torpedo their own re election chances. Bonus is that it absolutely stops the entire house from even considering any other alternative legislation. They have to do nothing but vote for speaker.", ">\n\nIf McCarthy was actually smart, he’d have created a coalition government rather than Paul Ryan-ing himself by selling his soul to a handful of nihilistic extremists. \nFurther, if he had an ounce of testicular fortitude, now that he’s speaker, he would immediately say, “F- you to all 20 of my haters, the rules are not changing”\nTo bad (for Kevin) that McCarthy is a spineless toad with potato salad for brains.", ">\n\nRepublicans have spent decades convincing their base that compromise is weakness. We saw a ton of Republicans get primaried and replaced since 2010 because they were willing to compromise and work with Dems on common sense things like funding the Government and helping senior citizens. McCarthy is stuck in a situation where unless he gets the HFC on board, he cannot reach across the aisle for help, because the Republican base will eat him alive.", ">\n\nMcCarthy literally sold his soul for the speakership and gave dems the majority. All they have to do is show how dysfunctional the republicans are.", ">\n\n\nMcCarthy literally sold his soul for the speakership\n\nYes.\n\nand gave dems the majority. \n\nNo.\nNothing that was done here increases the power of the Democratic party.", ">\n\nIn the next HOR elections the only political ads they need to show is this the dysfunction. Swing districts in NY and Cali will flip blue.", ">\n\nAhh... if you mean handing the next Congress to the Democratic party, I can see why some would believe that.\nUnfortunately, I am not convinced the US electorate will be so motivated by this. There has been robust evidence before this that nobody desiring functional governance should every vote for Republican representatives.\nBut we can keep our fingers crossed and hope for the best.", ">\n\nThey can barely agree on McCarthy. If they dump him they’ll never agree on another.", ">\n\nThe guy is one vote from losing the gavel and 8 votes from losing it to a Democrat. \nThis is going to happen more than once.", ">\n\nSix votes I think? This past week there probably weren't six GOP reps who were ready to retire at the end of their term and throw their support to Jeffries. In a few months I think that might change.", ">\n\nWhen they get to the partisan show trials, the nazification of fashion, the banning of electric vehicles etc etc.. and then eventually some budgetary stuff all the banjo strings are gonna loosen in strange ways and the hatchets will really fly.\nI don’t think the dems will end up with a speaker or something.. But with the margins this close and rules set back to one member able to call a no-confidence vote, every member has a proceedural veto at this point. It’s not a new power either - it is just a new era of radicals seeking to disrupt every aspect of civil order. And this is the whole point: the disruption will continue because the radicals and activists harvest millions of dollars in invisible donated cash every time they throw a baby tantrum.\nThe money is impossible to comprehend for the average citizen. Almost everyone here for example, reacts with partisan or political filters to this madness. But the people dissolving your freedom do not give a rat’s ass about any of their proclaimed political views and values. They are only interested in the money.\nCalling for a no confidence vote will generate tens of millios in new campaign donations. Without exageration or embellishment. It isn’t that some of them might use it, it is that all of them are willing to do so just to keep their dipshit donors reaching for their credit cards.\nI wouldn’t be surprised if there is not a different speaker by the end of this congress but I don’t expect that to be the outcome. I do expect a lot of poor rural, and oligarch level rich donors to once again pay, and pray for America to fall apart.", ">\n\nWhen the GOP doesn’t rule something out, it’s guaranteed to happen.", ">\n\nWill he last longer than a wilting head of lettuce?", ">\n\nI would be shocked if we make it through January without a vote on McCarthy to vacate", ">\n\nIs there any doubt? Whether it’s successful or not, the one member threshold - if he keeps that promise - makes motions to vacate inevitable. The only question is how many mooches until the first one. I’ve already got a head of lettuce sitting in my fridge to see which lasts longer.", ">\n\nSINO: Speaker in name only", ">\n\nI hope the Dems hold the \"1 vote to vacate\" over him at every opportunity.", ">\n\nThey can’t, that rule only applies to members of the majority", ">\n\nI hadn't read that anywhere. I'm surprised rules for the House can only be applied to one side.", ">\n\nThe rules are whatever they make them to be.", ">\n\nSo how long are we betting McCarthy lasts as speaker before his first challenge? 5 seconds? Maybe 10?", ">\n\nAgreeing to allowing 1 person to impeach you is just mind blowing", ">\n\nDemocracy at its finest lol", ">\n\nI give him until June.", ">\n\nThe gun on the table.", ">\n\nExcellent idea. Why not get that underway immediately.", ">\n\nOf course not, Leopards Eating Faces Party has to keep all face options on the table.", ">\n\nWell no shit sherlock, did anyone think they lowered the no confidence threshold to 1 vote because they liked him and wanted to keep him around?", ">\n\nThey want to make sure McCarthy knows who his leash is tethered to.\nGood boy. Now beg.", ">\n\nlol would the Dems back the motion?", ">\n\nIt’s sad to me that nothing too will come from this congress. Just going to drive putt country more into the dirt. These politicians are pushing games while citizens suffer", ">\n\nPetty tyrant makes noise to be relevant. News at 11.", ">\n\nWhat an awful headline. Of course they're not ruling out using the leverage they fought for", ">\n\nFrom the article:\n“ As he worked to flip holdouts within his party and secure the votes he needed to take the Speakership, McCarthy agreed to lower the threshold for forcing a vote to oust the House Speaker to just one lawmaker.”", ">\n\nCan someone explain to me why the hard right doesn’t McCarthy as speaker? I mean after mccarthy’s continuous ass licking of Trump what more could they want? Sorry if i am not informed." ]

[ "McCarthy is the weakest speaker in 100 years.", ">\n\nWith that rule that let's anyone recall him whenever they like, he might be the weakest speaker ever.", ">\n\n\nrule that let's anyone recall him whenever they like\n\nOnly a Republican", ">\n\nI think a democrat could too, but it would have the opposite effect of making republicans support him more.", ">\n\nNo, I think the new rule is that a sole member of the majority party can call for an ouster", ">\n\nIt would be insane to allow the minority party to trigger a recall at any number of representatives. It would happen all the time.", ">\n\nIt doesn't trigger a recall, it triggers a vote of the house. And as long as the Republicans have the majority it would have no effect.", ">\n\nit can still be used to filibuster and waste time.", ">\n\nSort of. The speaker could simply call a voice vote, the motion would fail and whoever forwarded the motion would get chastised. It would take 5 minutes, basically procedural. And you can only use your privilege once in a session to force your motion to be heard.\nIn reality there have almost always been rules likes this in Congress, they're what eventually led to Boehner stepping down, but unlike the speaker vote they can't really stop or delay the action of the house in any real way. And if so many members were willing to go through that little game that it actually interfered with house business then there'd be no point in filibustering because they've literally decided as a body not to conduct business.\nAlso there are a hundred other procedural rules that a member of Congress can use to delay the proceedings that have nothing to do with this rule. I think they're still using Roberts rules. A member can use privilege to force a vote on any motion. Gaetz could literally move to adjourn five minutes after session is opened, there'd be a voice vote, he'd get laughed at, then everyone would get on with the next thing.", ">\n\n\n“I’m not convinced we can go the entire Congress without having it. But I believe that if that’s used, I believe that, right now, the overwhelming majority… of Republicans realize that Kevin McCarthy needs a chance to govern, and we’re gonna give him a chance,” Comer said...\n\nHe seems very optimistic there. I look for the first one before the end of February.", ">\n\nHe’ll be Speaker until the Debt Ceiling and Government Spending Bills need to be brought up for a vote later this year. He’ll then be removed and the House will not be able to vote on either of those bills; exactly what the Free-dumb Caucus wants. The lunatics run the asylum.", ">\n\nI think the freedom caucus may end up shooting themselves in the foot in the end with this rule change. Nothing is stopping the more moderate republican from replacing the speaker and working with the dems during the debt ceiling crisis that is going to happen.", ">\n\nWelcome to the machine Kevin. The machine you built.", ">\n\nWelcome my son\nWelcome to the machine\nWhere have you been?\nIt's alright we know where you've been…\nYou’ve been to Lord Feltersnatch \nHe made you kiss his ass\nYou’re speakership will barely last\nMTG will swallow you with her nasty snatch\nSo Welcome, To the machine…", ">\n\nThe scariest most accurate song ever written, yet it was only meant for poor people with no education.", ">\n\nAll they have to do is show how dysfunctional the republicans are.", ">\n\nI wonder if Vegas has odds on how long until McCarthy faces the first motion he vacate the Speakership? I'd be surprised if he makes it to 2 months.", ">\n\nwhich lasts longer, a head of lettuce or McCarthy.", ">\n\nI give it about 44 days", ">\n\nThe 118th Congress is going to be a complete circus from start to finish. But without all the interesting acts... just clowns and more clowns.", ">\n\nI get a little sense of panic every time the Republicans announce one of their disastrous bills they’re going to pass, before I remember there’s no way it will pass the Senate. There’s still the debt ceiling and budget to worry about, but the Senate holding the line gives me some comfort.", ">\n\nI'd be surprised if this doesn't happen weekly. These people are emotional and it only takes one. Remember how Trump threw people under the bus the first time they diverged from his opinion? That's what's going to happen here. The minute McCarthy does something that doesn't sit right with the red hatters and we'll be back to voting 15 times for a new SOTH.", ">\n\nI doubt there will be enough support to allow one person to call a motion to vacate. If there is though, I think weekly calls to vacate is too optimistic, more like daily calls. If enough Republican House members are emotional enough to allow for such a system, then they are emotional enough to call a motion to vacate daily when they don't get their way.", ">\n\nI think people underestimate the power this gives Jeffries and the Dems.\nAt some point in the next 6 months, McCarthy is going to accidentally do something sane, and enrage Forehead and Friends. Little Kevin will find himself facing a motion to vacate.\nAt which point Jeffries can saunter up, and say \"Hey Little Kevin, I've got fifty purple state Dems who will prop you up... In exchange for....\".\nAnd Little Kevin will do some thinking, and realize that it's going to be easier to get Dem votes to prop himself up than it will be to negotiate with Forehead. The Dems will have clear demands, as opposed to the insanity the Freedom types will be demanding.\nIf Jeffries plays this right, it could end up being a decent session for the Forces of Sanity.", ">\n\nForehead and friends..\nI laughed at that one. Thank you!", ">\n\nI think it goes without saying that there will eventually be a motion to vacate, the only question is \"when.\" McCarthy will undoubtedly do something that makes one of the 20 anti-McCarthy Reps mad, whether real or imagined, and they'll call the vote. The real question is could he actually survive it and I'm not convinced he could.", ">\n\nThe guaranteed call is going to be around anything related to the debt ceiling. My feeling is that if this rules package is as nuts as its rumored to be why would the GOP waste time becoming the bad guy entirely when they can let these 20 take all the heat of the issue themselves?? \nThink about it. .just let Matt or whoever wants to unhinge their jaw and toss the vote out take the heat and they can pitch all the consequences on the outspoken bunch of fringe crazies rather than torpedo their own re election chances. Bonus is that it absolutely stops the entire house from even considering any other alternative legislation. They have to do nothing but vote for speaker.", ">\n\nIf McCarthy was actually smart, he’d have created a coalition government rather than Paul Ryan-ing himself by selling his soul to a handful of nihilistic extremists. \nFurther, if he had an ounce of testicular fortitude, now that he’s speaker, he would immediately say, “F- you to all 20 of my haters, the rules are not changing”\nTo bad (for Kevin) that McCarthy is a spineless toad with potato salad for brains.", ">\n\nRepublicans have spent decades convincing their base that compromise is weakness. We saw a ton of Republicans get primaried and replaced since 2010 because they were willing to compromise and work with Dems on common sense things like funding the Government and helping senior citizens. McCarthy is stuck in a situation where unless he gets the HFC on board, he cannot reach across the aisle for help, because the Republican base will eat him alive.", ">\n\nMcCarthy literally sold his soul for the speakership and gave dems the majority. All they have to do is show how dysfunctional the republicans are.", ">\n\n\nMcCarthy literally sold his soul for the speakership\n\nYes.\n\nand gave dems the majority. \n\nNo.\nNothing that was done here increases the power of the Democratic party.", ">\n\nIn the next HOR elections the only political ads they need to show is this the dysfunction. Swing districts in NY and Cali will flip blue.", ">\n\nAhh... if you mean handing the next Congress to the Democratic party, I can see why some would believe that.\nUnfortunately, I am not convinced the US electorate will be so motivated by this. There has been robust evidence before this that nobody desiring functional governance should every vote for Republican representatives.\nBut we can keep our fingers crossed and hope for the best.", ">\n\nThey can barely agree on McCarthy. If they dump him they’ll never agree on another.", ">\n\nThe guy is one vote from losing the gavel and 8 votes from losing it to a Democrat. \nThis is going to happen more than once.", ">\n\nSix votes I think? This past week there probably weren't six GOP reps who were ready to retire at the end of their term and throw their support to Jeffries. In a few months I think that might change.", ">\n\nWhen they get to the partisan show trials, the nazification of fashion, the banning of electric vehicles etc etc.. and then eventually some budgetary stuff all the banjo strings are gonna loosen in strange ways and the hatchets will really fly.\nI don’t think the dems will end up with a speaker or something.. But with the margins this close and rules set back to one member able to call a no-confidence vote, every member has a proceedural veto at this point. It’s not a new power either - it is just a new era of radicals seeking to disrupt every aspect of civil order. And this is the whole point: the disruption will continue because the radicals and activists harvest millions of dollars in invisible donated cash every time they throw a baby tantrum.\nThe money is impossible to comprehend for the average citizen. Almost everyone here for example, reacts with partisan or political filters to this madness. But the people dissolving your freedom do not give a rat’s ass about any of their proclaimed political views and values. They are only interested in the money.\nCalling for a no confidence vote will generate tens of millios in new campaign donations. Without exageration or embellishment. It isn’t that some of them might use it, it is that all of them are willing to do so just to keep their dipshit donors reaching for their credit cards.\nI wouldn’t be surprised if there is not a different speaker by the end of this congress but I don’t expect that to be the outcome. I do expect a lot of poor rural, and oligarch level rich donors to once again pay, and pray for America to fall apart.", ">\n\nWhen the GOP doesn’t rule something out, it’s guaranteed to happen.", ">\n\nWill he last longer than a wilting head of lettuce?", ">\n\nI would be shocked if we make it through January without a vote on McCarthy to vacate", ">\n\nIs there any doubt? Whether it’s successful or not, the one member threshold - if he keeps that promise - makes motions to vacate inevitable. The only question is how many mooches until the first one. I’ve already got a head of lettuce sitting in my fridge to see which lasts longer.", ">\n\nSINO: Speaker in name only", ">\n\nI hope the Dems hold the \"1 vote to vacate\" over him at every opportunity.", ">\n\nThey can’t, that rule only applies to members of the majority", ">\n\nI hadn't read that anywhere. I'm surprised rules for the House can only be applied to one side.", ">\n\nThe rules are whatever they make them to be.", ">\n\nSo how long are we betting McCarthy lasts as speaker before his first challenge? 5 seconds? Maybe 10?", ">\n\nAgreeing to allowing 1 person to impeach you is just mind blowing", ">\n\nDemocracy at its finest lol", ">\n\nI give him until June.", ">\n\nThe gun on the table.", ">\n\nExcellent idea. Why not get that underway immediately.", ">\n\nOf course not, Leopards Eating Faces Party has to keep all face options on the table.", ">\n\nWell no shit sherlock, did anyone think they lowered the no confidence threshold to 1 vote because they liked him and wanted to keep him around?", ">\n\nThey want to make sure McCarthy knows who his leash is tethered to.\nGood boy. Now beg.", ">\n\nlol would the Dems back the motion?", ">\n\nIt’s sad to me that nothing too will come from this congress. Just going to drive putt country more into the dirt. These politicians are pushing games while citizens suffer", ">\n\nPetty tyrant makes noise to be relevant. News at 11.", ">\n\nWhat an awful headline. Of course they're not ruling out using the leverage they fought for", ">\n\nFrom the article:\n“ As he worked to flip holdouts within his party and secure the votes he needed to take the Speakership, McCarthy agreed to lower the threshold for forcing a vote to oust the House Speaker to just one lawmaker.”", ">\n\nCan someone explain to me why the hard right doesn’t McCarthy as speaker? I mean after mccarthy’s continuous ass licking of Trump what more could they want? Sorry if i am not informed.", ">\n\nMcCarthy…govern!?!? I won’t hold my breath." ]

[ "McCarthy is the weakest speaker in 100 years.", ">\n\nWith that rule that let's anyone recall him whenever they like, he might be the weakest speaker ever.", ">\n\n\nrule that let's anyone recall him whenever they like\n\nOnly a Republican", ">\n\nI think a democrat could too, but it would have the opposite effect of making republicans support him more.", ">\n\nNo, I think the new rule is that a sole member of the majority party can call for an ouster", ">\n\nIt would be insane to allow the minority party to trigger a recall at any number of representatives. It would happen all the time.", ">\n\nIt doesn't trigger a recall, it triggers a vote of the house. And as long as the Republicans have the majority it would have no effect.", ">\n\nit can still be used to filibuster and waste time.", ">\n\nSort of. The speaker could simply call a voice vote, the motion would fail and whoever forwarded the motion would get chastised. It would take 5 minutes, basically procedural. And you can only use your privilege once in a session to force your motion to be heard.\nIn reality there have almost always been rules likes this in Congress, they're what eventually led to Boehner stepping down, but unlike the speaker vote they can't really stop or delay the action of the house in any real way. And if so many members were willing to go through that little game that it actually interfered with house business then there'd be no point in filibustering because they've literally decided as a body not to conduct business.\nAlso there are a hundred other procedural rules that a member of Congress can use to delay the proceedings that have nothing to do with this rule. I think they're still using Roberts rules. A member can use privilege to force a vote on any motion. Gaetz could literally move to adjourn five minutes after session is opened, there'd be a voice vote, he'd get laughed at, then everyone would get on with the next thing.", ">\n\n\n“I’m not convinced we can go the entire Congress without having it. But I believe that if that’s used, I believe that, right now, the overwhelming majority… of Republicans realize that Kevin McCarthy needs a chance to govern, and we’re gonna give him a chance,” Comer said...\n\nHe seems very optimistic there. I look for the first one before the end of February.", ">\n\nHe’ll be Speaker until the Debt Ceiling and Government Spending Bills need to be brought up for a vote later this year. He’ll then be removed and the House will not be able to vote on either of those bills; exactly what the Free-dumb Caucus wants. The lunatics run the asylum.", ">\n\nI think the freedom caucus may end up shooting themselves in the foot in the end with this rule change. Nothing is stopping the more moderate republican from replacing the speaker and working with the dems during the debt ceiling crisis that is going to happen.", ">\n\nWelcome to the machine Kevin. The machine you built.", ">\n\nWelcome my son\nWelcome to the machine\nWhere have you been?\nIt's alright we know where you've been…\nYou’ve been to Lord Feltersnatch \nHe made you kiss his ass\nYou’re speakership will barely last\nMTG will swallow you with her nasty snatch\nSo Welcome, To the machine…", ">\n\nThe scariest most accurate song ever written, yet it was only meant for poor people with no education.", ">\n\nAll they have to do is show how dysfunctional the republicans are.", ">\n\nI wonder if Vegas has odds on how long until McCarthy faces the first motion he vacate the Speakership? I'd be surprised if he makes it to 2 months.", ">\n\nwhich lasts longer, a head of lettuce or McCarthy.", ">\n\nI give it about 44 days", ">\n\nThe 118th Congress is going to be a complete circus from start to finish. But without all the interesting acts... just clowns and more clowns.", ">\n\nI get a little sense of panic every time the Republicans announce one of their disastrous bills they’re going to pass, before I remember there’s no way it will pass the Senate. There’s still the debt ceiling and budget to worry about, but the Senate holding the line gives me some comfort.", ">\n\nI'd be surprised if this doesn't happen weekly. These people are emotional and it only takes one. Remember how Trump threw people under the bus the first time they diverged from his opinion? That's what's going to happen here. The minute McCarthy does something that doesn't sit right with the red hatters and we'll be back to voting 15 times for a new SOTH.", ">\n\nI doubt there will be enough support to allow one person to call a motion to vacate. If there is though, I think weekly calls to vacate is too optimistic, more like daily calls. If enough Republican House members are emotional enough to allow for such a system, then they are emotional enough to call a motion to vacate daily when they don't get their way.", ">\n\nI think people underestimate the power this gives Jeffries and the Dems.\nAt some point in the next 6 months, McCarthy is going to accidentally do something sane, and enrage Forehead and Friends. Little Kevin will find himself facing a motion to vacate.\nAt which point Jeffries can saunter up, and say \"Hey Little Kevin, I've got fifty purple state Dems who will prop you up... In exchange for....\".\nAnd Little Kevin will do some thinking, and realize that it's going to be easier to get Dem votes to prop himself up than it will be to negotiate with Forehead. The Dems will have clear demands, as opposed to the insanity the Freedom types will be demanding.\nIf Jeffries plays this right, it could end up being a decent session for the Forces of Sanity.", ">\n\nForehead and friends..\nI laughed at that one. Thank you!", ">\n\nI think it goes without saying that there will eventually be a motion to vacate, the only question is \"when.\" McCarthy will undoubtedly do something that makes one of the 20 anti-McCarthy Reps mad, whether real or imagined, and they'll call the vote. The real question is could he actually survive it and I'm not convinced he could.", ">\n\nThe guaranteed call is going to be around anything related to the debt ceiling. My feeling is that if this rules package is as nuts as its rumored to be why would the GOP waste time becoming the bad guy entirely when they can let these 20 take all the heat of the issue themselves?? \nThink about it. .just let Matt or whoever wants to unhinge their jaw and toss the vote out take the heat and they can pitch all the consequences on the outspoken bunch of fringe crazies rather than torpedo their own re election chances. Bonus is that it absolutely stops the entire house from even considering any other alternative legislation. They have to do nothing but vote for speaker.", ">\n\nIf McCarthy was actually smart, he’d have created a coalition government rather than Paul Ryan-ing himself by selling his soul to a handful of nihilistic extremists. \nFurther, if he had an ounce of testicular fortitude, now that he’s speaker, he would immediately say, “F- you to all 20 of my haters, the rules are not changing”\nTo bad (for Kevin) that McCarthy is a spineless toad with potato salad for brains.", ">\n\nRepublicans have spent decades convincing their base that compromise is weakness. We saw a ton of Republicans get primaried and replaced since 2010 because they were willing to compromise and work with Dems on common sense things like funding the Government and helping senior citizens. McCarthy is stuck in a situation where unless he gets the HFC on board, he cannot reach across the aisle for help, because the Republican base will eat him alive.", ">\n\nMcCarthy literally sold his soul for the speakership and gave dems the majority. All they have to do is show how dysfunctional the republicans are.", ">\n\n\nMcCarthy literally sold his soul for the speakership\n\nYes.\n\nand gave dems the majority. \n\nNo.\nNothing that was done here increases the power of the Democratic party.", ">\n\nIn the next HOR elections the only political ads they need to show is this the dysfunction. Swing districts in NY and Cali will flip blue.", ">\n\nAhh... if you mean handing the next Congress to the Democratic party, I can see why some would believe that.\nUnfortunately, I am not convinced the US electorate will be so motivated by this. There has been robust evidence before this that nobody desiring functional governance should every vote for Republican representatives.\nBut we can keep our fingers crossed and hope for the best.", ">\n\nThey can barely agree on McCarthy. If they dump him they’ll never agree on another.", ">\n\nThe guy is one vote from losing the gavel and 8 votes from losing it to a Democrat. \nThis is going to happen more than once.", ">\n\nSix votes I think? This past week there probably weren't six GOP reps who were ready to retire at the end of their term and throw their support to Jeffries. In a few months I think that might change.", ">\n\nWhen they get to the partisan show trials, the nazification of fashion, the banning of electric vehicles etc etc.. and then eventually some budgetary stuff all the banjo strings are gonna loosen in strange ways and the hatchets will really fly.\nI don’t think the dems will end up with a speaker or something.. But with the margins this close and rules set back to one member able to call a no-confidence vote, every member has a proceedural veto at this point. It’s not a new power either - it is just a new era of radicals seeking to disrupt every aspect of civil order. And this is the whole point: the disruption will continue because the radicals and activists harvest millions of dollars in invisible donated cash every time they throw a baby tantrum.\nThe money is impossible to comprehend for the average citizen. Almost everyone here for example, reacts with partisan or political filters to this madness. But the people dissolving your freedom do not give a rat’s ass about any of their proclaimed political views and values. They are only interested in the money.\nCalling for a no confidence vote will generate tens of millios in new campaign donations. Without exageration or embellishment. It isn’t that some of them might use it, it is that all of them are willing to do so just to keep their dipshit donors reaching for their credit cards.\nI wouldn’t be surprised if there is not a different speaker by the end of this congress but I don’t expect that to be the outcome. I do expect a lot of poor rural, and oligarch level rich donors to once again pay, and pray for America to fall apart.", ">\n\nWhen the GOP doesn’t rule something out, it’s guaranteed to happen.", ">\n\nWill he last longer than a wilting head of lettuce?", ">\n\nI would be shocked if we make it through January without a vote on McCarthy to vacate", ">\n\nIs there any doubt? Whether it’s successful or not, the one member threshold - if he keeps that promise - makes motions to vacate inevitable. The only question is how many mooches until the first one. I’ve already got a head of lettuce sitting in my fridge to see which lasts longer.", ">\n\nSINO: Speaker in name only", ">\n\nI hope the Dems hold the \"1 vote to vacate\" over him at every opportunity.", ">\n\nThey can’t, that rule only applies to members of the majority", ">\n\nI hadn't read that anywhere. I'm surprised rules for the House can only be applied to one side.", ">\n\nThe rules are whatever they make them to be.", ">\n\nSo how long are we betting McCarthy lasts as speaker before his first challenge? 5 seconds? Maybe 10?", ">\n\nAgreeing to allowing 1 person to impeach you is just mind blowing", ">\n\nDemocracy at its finest lol", ">\n\nI give him until June.", ">\n\nThe gun on the table.", ">\n\nExcellent idea. Why not get that underway immediately.", ">\n\nOf course not, Leopards Eating Faces Party has to keep all face options on the table.", ">\n\nWell no shit sherlock, did anyone think they lowered the no confidence threshold to 1 vote because they liked him and wanted to keep him around?", ">\n\nThey want to make sure McCarthy knows who his leash is tethered to.\nGood boy. Now beg.", ">\n\nlol would the Dems back the motion?", ">\n\nIt’s sad to me that nothing too will come from this congress. Just going to drive putt country more into the dirt. These politicians are pushing games while citizens suffer", ">\n\nPetty tyrant makes noise to be relevant. News at 11.", ">\n\nWhat an awful headline. Of course they're not ruling out using the leverage they fought for", ">\n\nFrom the article:\n“ As he worked to flip holdouts within his party and secure the votes he needed to take the Speakership, McCarthy agreed to lower the threshold for forcing a vote to oust the House Speaker to just one lawmaker.”", ">\n\nCan someone explain to me why the hard right doesn’t McCarthy as speaker? I mean after mccarthy’s continuous ass licking of Trump what more could they want? Sorry if i am not informed.", ">\n\nMcCarthy…govern!?!? I won’t hold my breath.", ">\n\nC’mon, that is NOT news to anyone with a heartbeat." ]

[ "McCarthy is the weakest speaker in 100 years.", ">\n\nWith that rule that let's anyone recall him whenever they like, he might be the weakest speaker ever.", ">\n\n\nrule that let's anyone recall him whenever they like\n\nOnly a Republican", ">\n\nI think a democrat could too, but it would have the opposite effect of making republicans support him more.", ">\n\nNo, I think the new rule is that a sole member of the majority party can call for an ouster", ">\n\nIt would be insane to allow the minority party to trigger a recall at any number of representatives. It would happen all the time.", ">\n\nIt doesn't trigger a recall, it triggers a vote of the house. And as long as the Republicans have the majority it would have no effect.", ">\n\nit can still be used to filibuster and waste time.", ">\n\nSort of. The speaker could simply call a voice vote, the motion would fail and whoever forwarded the motion would get chastised. It would take 5 minutes, basically procedural. And you can only use your privilege once in a session to force your motion to be heard.\nIn reality there have almost always been rules likes this in Congress, they're what eventually led to Boehner stepping down, but unlike the speaker vote they can't really stop or delay the action of the house in any real way. And if so many members were willing to go through that little game that it actually interfered with house business then there'd be no point in filibustering because they've literally decided as a body not to conduct business.\nAlso there are a hundred other procedural rules that a member of Congress can use to delay the proceedings that have nothing to do with this rule. I think they're still using Roberts rules. A member can use privilege to force a vote on any motion. Gaetz could literally move to adjourn five minutes after session is opened, there'd be a voice vote, he'd get laughed at, then everyone would get on with the next thing.", ">\n\n\n“I’m not convinced we can go the entire Congress without having it. But I believe that if that’s used, I believe that, right now, the overwhelming majority… of Republicans realize that Kevin McCarthy needs a chance to govern, and we’re gonna give him a chance,” Comer said...\n\nHe seems very optimistic there. I look for the first one before the end of February.", ">\n\nHe’ll be Speaker until the Debt Ceiling and Government Spending Bills need to be brought up for a vote later this year. He’ll then be removed and the House will not be able to vote on either of those bills; exactly what the Free-dumb Caucus wants. The lunatics run the asylum.", ">\n\nI think the freedom caucus may end up shooting themselves in the foot in the end with this rule change. Nothing is stopping the more moderate republican from replacing the speaker and working with the dems during the debt ceiling crisis that is going to happen.", ">\n\nWelcome to the machine Kevin. The machine you built.", ">\n\nWelcome my son\nWelcome to the machine\nWhere have you been?\nIt's alright we know where you've been…\nYou’ve been to Lord Feltersnatch \nHe made you kiss his ass\nYou’re speakership will barely last\nMTG will swallow you with her nasty snatch\nSo Welcome, To the machine…", ">\n\nThe scariest most accurate song ever written, yet it was only meant for poor people with no education.", ">\n\nAll they have to do is show how dysfunctional the republicans are.", ">\n\nI wonder if Vegas has odds on how long until McCarthy faces the first motion he vacate the Speakership? I'd be surprised if he makes it to 2 months.", ">\n\nwhich lasts longer, a head of lettuce or McCarthy.", ">\n\nI give it about 44 days", ">\n\nThe 118th Congress is going to be a complete circus from start to finish. But without all the interesting acts... just clowns and more clowns.", ">\n\nI get a little sense of panic every time the Republicans announce one of their disastrous bills they’re going to pass, before I remember there’s no way it will pass the Senate. There’s still the debt ceiling and budget to worry about, but the Senate holding the line gives me some comfort.", ">\n\nI'd be surprised if this doesn't happen weekly. These people are emotional and it only takes one. Remember how Trump threw people under the bus the first time they diverged from his opinion? That's what's going to happen here. The minute McCarthy does something that doesn't sit right with the red hatters and we'll be back to voting 15 times for a new SOTH.", ">\n\nI doubt there will be enough support to allow one person to call a motion to vacate. If there is though, I think weekly calls to vacate is too optimistic, more like daily calls. If enough Republican House members are emotional enough to allow for such a system, then they are emotional enough to call a motion to vacate daily when they don't get their way.", ">\n\nI think people underestimate the power this gives Jeffries and the Dems.\nAt some point in the next 6 months, McCarthy is going to accidentally do something sane, and enrage Forehead and Friends. Little Kevin will find himself facing a motion to vacate.\nAt which point Jeffries can saunter up, and say \"Hey Little Kevin, I've got fifty purple state Dems who will prop you up... In exchange for....\".\nAnd Little Kevin will do some thinking, and realize that it's going to be easier to get Dem votes to prop himself up than it will be to negotiate with Forehead. The Dems will have clear demands, as opposed to the insanity the Freedom types will be demanding.\nIf Jeffries plays this right, it could end up being a decent session for the Forces of Sanity.", ">\n\nForehead and friends..\nI laughed at that one. Thank you!", ">\n\nI think it goes without saying that there will eventually be a motion to vacate, the only question is \"when.\" McCarthy will undoubtedly do something that makes one of the 20 anti-McCarthy Reps mad, whether real or imagined, and they'll call the vote. The real question is could he actually survive it and I'm not convinced he could.", ">\n\nThe guaranteed call is going to be around anything related to the debt ceiling. My feeling is that if this rules package is as nuts as its rumored to be why would the GOP waste time becoming the bad guy entirely when they can let these 20 take all the heat of the issue themselves?? \nThink about it. .just let Matt or whoever wants to unhinge their jaw and toss the vote out take the heat and they can pitch all the consequences on the outspoken bunch of fringe crazies rather than torpedo their own re election chances. Bonus is that it absolutely stops the entire house from even considering any other alternative legislation. They have to do nothing but vote for speaker.", ">\n\nIf McCarthy was actually smart, he’d have created a coalition government rather than Paul Ryan-ing himself by selling his soul to a handful of nihilistic extremists. \nFurther, if he had an ounce of testicular fortitude, now that he’s speaker, he would immediately say, “F- you to all 20 of my haters, the rules are not changing”\nTo bad (for Kevin) that McCarthy is a spineless toad with potato salad for brains.", ">\n\nRepublicans have spent decades convincing their base that compromise is weakness. We saw a ton of Republicans get primaried and replaced since 2010 because they were willing to compromise and work with Dems on common sense things like funding the Government and helping senior citizens. McCarthy is stuck in a situation where unless he gets the HFC on board, he cannot reach across the aisle for help, because the Republican base will eat him alive.", ">\n\nMcCarthy literally sold his soul for the speakership and gave dems the majority. All they have to do is show how dysfunctional the republicans are.", ">\n\n\nMcCarthy literally sold his soul for the speakership\n\nYes.\n\nand gave dems the majority. \n\nNo.\nNothing that was done here increases the power of the Democratic party.", ">\n\nIn the next HOR elections the only political ads they need to show is this the dysfunction. Swing districts in NY and Cali will flip blue.", ">\n\nAhh... if you mean handing the next Congress to the Democratic party, I can see why some would believe that.\nUnfortunately, I am not convinced the US electorate will be so motivated by this. There has been robust evidence before this that nobody desiring functional governance should every vote for Republican representatives.\nBut we can keep our fingers crossed and hope for the best.", ">\n\nThey can barely agree on McCarthy. If they dump him they’ll never agree on another.", ">\n\nThe guy is one vote from losing the gavel and 8 votes from losing it to a Democrat. \nThis is going to happen more than once.", ">\n\nSix votes I think? This past week there probably weren't six GOP reps who were ready to retire at the end of their term and throw their support to Jeffries. In a few months I think that might change.", ">\n\nWhen they get to the partisan show trials, the nazification of fashion, the banning of electric vehicles etc etc.. and then eventually some budgetary stuff all the banjo strings are gonna loosen in strange ways and the hatchets will really fly.\nI don’t think the dems will end up with a speaker or something.. But with the margins this close and rules set back to one member able to call a no-confidence vote, every member has a proceedural veto at this point. It’s not a new power either - it is just a new era of radicals seeking to disrupt every aspect of civil order. And this is the whole point: the disruption will continue because the radicals and activists harvest millions of dollars in invisible donated cash every time they throw a baby tantrum.\nThe money is impossible to comprehend for the average citizen. Almost everyone here for example, reacts with partisan or political filters to this madness. But the people dissolving your freedom do not give a rat’s ass about any of their proclaimed political views and values. They are only interested in the money.\nCalling for a no confidence vote will generate tens of millios in new campaign donations. Without exageration or embellishment. It isn’t that some of them might use it, it is that all of them are willing to do so just to keep their dipshit donors reaching for their credit cards.\nI wouldn’t be surprised if there is not a different speaker by the end of this congress but I don’t expect that to be the outcome. I do expect a lot of poor rural, and oligarch level rich donors to once again pay, and pray for America to fall apart.", ">\n\nWhen the GOP doesn’t rule something out, it’s guaranteed to happen.", ">\n\nWill he last longer than a wilting head of lettuce?", ">\n\nI would be shocked if we make it through January without a vote on McCarthy to vacate", ">\n\nIs there any doubt? Whether it’s successful or not, the one member threshold - if he keeps that promise - makes motions to vacate inevitable. The only question is how many mooches until the first one. I’ve already got a head of lettuce sitting in my fridge to see which lasts longer.", ">\n\nSINO: Speaker in name only", ">\n\nI hope the Dems hold the \"1 vote to vacate\" over him at every opportunity.", ">\n\nThey can’t, that rule only applies to members of the majority", ">\n\nI hadn't read that anywhere. I'm surprised rules for the House can only be applied to one side.", ">\n\nThe rules are whatever they make them to be.", ">\n\nSo how long are we betting McCarthy lasts as speaker before his first challenge? 5 seconds? Maybe 10?", ">\n\nAgreeing to allowing 1 person to impeach you is just mind blowing", ">\n\nDemocracy at its finest lol", ">\n\nI give him until June.", ">\n\nThe gun on the table.", ">\n\nExcellent idea. Why not get that underway immediately.", ">\n\nOf course not, Leopards Eating Faces Party has to keep all face options on the table.", ">\n\nWell no shit sherlock, did anyone think they lowered the no confidence threshold to 1 vote because they liked him and wanted to keep him around?", ">\n\nThey want to make sure McCarthy knows who his leash is tethered to.\nGood boy. Now beg.", ">\n\nlol would the Dems back the motion?", ">\n\nIt’s sad to me that nothing too will come from this congress. Just going to drive putt country more into the dirt. These politicians are pushing games while citizens suffer", ">\n\nPetty tyrant makes noise to be relevant. News at 11.", ">\n\nWhat an awful headline. Of course they're not ruling out using the leverage they fought for", ">\n\nFrom the article:\n“ As he worked to flip holdouts within his party and secure the votes he needed to take the Speakership, McCarthy agreed to lower the threshold for forcing a vote to oust the House Speaker to just one lawmaker.”", ">\n\nCan someone explain to me why the hard right doesn’t McCarthy as speaker? I mean after mccarthy’s continuous ass licking of Trump what more could they want? Sorry if i am not informed.", ">\n\nMcCarthy…govern!?!? I won’t hold my breath.", ">\n\nC’mon, that is NOT news to anyone with a heartbeat.", ">\n\nI wouldn't even want the speakership role of it took me 14 fucking tries...." ]

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[ "Here we go again...\nWhat do we do with a drunken sailor? What do we do we do with a drunken sailor? What do we do with a drunken sailor, early in the morning?" ]

[ "Here we go again...\nWhat do we do with a drunken sailor? What do we do we do with a drunken sailor? What do we do with a drunken sailor, early in the morning?", ">\n\nThrow em in the brig until they're sober" ]

[ "Here we go again...\nWhat do we do with a drunken sailor? What do we do we do with a drunken sailor? What do we do with a drunken sailor, early in the morning?", ">\n\nThrow em in the brig until they're sober", ">\n\nFeed 'em to the hungry rats for dinner." ]

[ "Here we go again...\nWhat do we do with a drunken sailor? What do we do we do with a drunken sailor? What do we do with a drunken sailor, early in the morning?", ">\n\nThrow em in the brig until they're sober", ">\n\nFeed 'em to the hungry rats for dinner.", ">\n\nAnd this is why I'll need to listen to the Drunken Whaler on repeat for some amount of time." ]

[ "Here we go again...\nWhat do we do with a drunken sailor? What do we do we do with a drunken sailor? What do we do with a drunken sailor, early in the morning?", ">\n\nThrow em in the brig until they're sober", ">\n\nFeed 'em to the hungry rats for dinner.", ">\n\nAnd this is why I'll need to listen to the Drunken Whaler on repeat for some amount of time.", ">\n\nBetween this and the other things happening around the world it's like watching the events of the past 2-3 years replaying themselves." ]

[ "Here we go again...\nWhat do we do with a drunken sailor? What do we do we do with a drunken sailor? What do we do with a drunken sailor, early in the morning?", ">\n\nThrow em in the brig until they're sober", ">\n\nFeed 'em to the hungry rats for dinner.", ">\n\nAnd this is why I'll need to listen to the Drunken Whaler on repeat for some amount of time.", ">\n\nBetween this and the other things happening around the world it's like watching the events of the past 2-3 years replaying themselves.", ">\n\n\n\nSuez Canal blocked by a cargo ship ✅\n\n\nA high number of contagious tourists coming in from China ✅\n\n\nA defeated president's supporters storm a country's government buildings ✅\n\n\nYep, sounds familiar alright." ]

[ "Here we go again...\nWhat do we do with a drunken sailor? What do we do we do with a drunken sailor? What do we do with a drunken sailor, early in the morning?", ">\n\nThrow em in the brig until they're sober", ">\n\nFeed 'em to the hungry rats for dinner.", ">\n\nAnd this is why I'll need to listen to the Drunken Whaler on repeat for some amount of time.", ">\n\nBetween this and the other things happening around the world it's like watching the events of the past 2-3 years replaying themselves.", ">\n\n\n\nSuez Canal blocked by a cargo ship ✅\n\n\nA high number of contagious tourists coming in from China ✅\n\n\nA defeated president's supporters storm a country's government buildings ✅\n\n\nYep, sounds familiar alright.", ">\n\nHistory repeats, no one learns from the past." ]

[ "Here we go again...\nWhat do we do with a drunken sailor? What do we do we do with a drunken sailor? What do we do with a drunken sailor, early in the morning?", ">\n\nThrow em in the brig until they're sober", ">\n\nFeed 'em to the hungry rats for dinner.", ">\n\nAnd this is why I'll need to listen to the Drunken Whaler on repeat for some amount of time.", ">\n\nBetween this and the other things happening around the world it's like watching the events of the past 2-3 years replaying themselves.", ">\n\n\n\nSuez Canal blocked by a cargo ship ✅\n\n\nA high number of contagious tourists coming in from China ✅\n\n\nA defeated president's supporters storm a country's government buildings ✅\n\n\nYep, sounds familiar alright.", ">\n\nHistory repeats, no one learns from the past.", ">\n\nI just heard someone say, \"History doesn't repeat itself, but it does rhyme.\"" ]

[ "Here we go again...\nWhat do we do with a drunken sailor? What do we do we do with a drunken sailor? What do we do with a drunken sailor, early in the morning?", ">\n\nThrow em in the brig until they're sober", ">\n\nFeed 'em to the hungry rats for dinner.", ">\n\nAnd this is why I'll need to listen to the Drunken Whaler on repeat for some amount of time.", ">\n\nBetween this and the other things happening around the world it's like watching the events of the past 2-3 years replaying themselves.", ">\n\n\n\nSuez Canal blocked by a cargo ship ✅\n\n\nA high number of contagious tourists coming in from China ✅\n\n\nA defeated president's supporters storm a country's government buildings ✅\n\n\nYep, sounds familiar alright.", ">\n\nHistory repeats, no one learns from the past.", ">\n\nI just heard someone say, \"History doesn't repeat itself, but it does rhyme.\"", ">\n\nTime is a circle from a view except it's more like a staircase. And there's a shake at certain parts. \nHating the trudge upwards and always going around." ]

[ "Here we go again...\nWhat do we do with a drunken sailor? What do we do we do with a drunken sailor? What do we do with a drunken sailor, early in the morning?", ">\n\nThrow em in the brig until they're sober", ">\n\nFeed 'em to the hungry rats for dinner.", ">\n\nAnd this is why I'll need to listen to the Drunken Whaler on repeat for some amount of time.", ">\n\nBetween this and the other things happening around the world it's like watching the events of the past 2-3 years replaying themselves.", ">\n\n\n\nSuez Canal blocked by a cargo ship ✅\n\n\nA high number of contagious tourists coming in from China ✅\n\n\nA defeated president's supporters storm a country's government buildings ✅\n\n\nYep, sounds familiar alright.", ">\n\nHistory repeats, no one learns from the past.", ">\n\nI just heard someone say, \"History doesn't repeat itself, but it does rhyme.\"", ">\n\nTime is a circle from a view except it's more like a staircase. And there's a shake at certain parts. \nHating the trudge upwards and always going around.", ">\n\nVonnegut or mcconaughey?" ]

[ "Here we go again...\nWhat do we do with a drunken sailor? What do we do we do with a drunken sailor? What do we do with a drunken sailor, early in the morning?", ">\n\nThrow em in the brig until they're sober", ">\n\nFeed 'em to the hungry rats for dinner.", ">\n\nAnd this is why I'll need to listen to the Drunken Whaler on repeat for some amount of time.", ">\n\nBetween this and the other things happening around the world it's like watching the events of the past 2-3 years replaying themselves.", ">\n\n\n\nSuez Canal blocked by a cargo ship ✅\n\n\nA high number of contagious tourists coming in from China ✅\n\n\nA defeated president's supporters storm a country's government buildings ✅\n\n\nYep, sounds familiar alright.", ">\n\nHistory repeats, no one learns from the past.", ">\n\nI just heard someone say, \"History doesn't repeat itself, but it does rhyme.\"", ">\n\nTime is a circle from a view except it's more like a staircase. And there's a shake at certain parts. \nHating the trudge upwards and always going around.", ">\n\nVonnegut or mcconaughey?", ">\n\n\"Canal traffic is unaffected, the canal authority's chairman Osama Rabie said.\"" ]

[ "Here we go again...\nWhat do we do with a drunken sailor? What do we do we do with a drunken sailor? What do we do with a drunken sailor, early in the morning?", ">\n\nThrow em in the brig until they're sober", ">\n\nFeed 'em to the hungry rats for dinner.", ">\n\nAnd this is why I'll need to listen to the Drunken Whaler on repeat for some amount of time.", ">\n\nBetween this and the other things happening around the world it's like watching the events of the past 2-3 years replaying themselves.", ">\n\n\n\nSuez Canal blocked by a cargo ship ✅\n\n\nA high number of contagious tourists coming in from China ✅\n\n\nA defeated president's supporters storm a country's government buildings ✅\n\n\nYep, sounds familiar alright.", ">\n\nHistory repeats, no one learns from the past.", ">\n\nI just heard someone say, \"History doesn't repeat itself, but it does rhyme.\"", ">\n\nTime is a circle from a view except it's more like a staircase. And there's a shake at certain parts. \nHating the trudge upwards and always going around.", ">\n\nVonnegut or mcconaughey?", ">\n\n\"Canal traffic is unaffected, the canal authority's chairman Osama Rabie said.\"", ">\n\nCanal authority is what I call it when my wife bosses me around" ]

[ "Here we go again...\nWhat do we do with a drunken sailor? What do we do we do with a drunken sailor? What do we do with a drunken sailor, early in the morning?", ">\n\nThrow em in the brig until they're sober", ">\n\nFeed 'em to the hungry rats for dinner.", ">\n\nAnd this is why I'll need to listen to the Drunken Whaler on repeat for some amount of time.", ">\n\nBetween this and the other things happening around the world it's like watching the events of the past 2-3 years replaying themselves.", ">\n\n\n\nSuez Canal blocked by a cargo ship ✅\n\n\nA high number of contagious tourists coming in from China ✅\n\n\nA defeated president's supporters storm a country's government buildings ✅\n\n\nYep, sounds familiar alright.", ">\n\nHistory repeats, no one learns from the past.", ">\n\nI just heard someone say, \"History doesn't repeat itself, but it does rhyme.\"", ">\n\nTime is a circle from a view except it's more like a staircase. And there's a shake at certain parts. \nHating the trudge upwards and always going around.", ">\n\nVonnegut or mcconaughey?", ">\n\n\"Canal traffic is unaffected, the canal authority's chairman Osama Rabie said.\"", ">\n\nCanal authority is what I call it when my wife bosses me around", ">\n\nNot again." ]

[ "Here we go again...\nWhat do we do with a drunken sailor? What do we do we do with a drunken sailor? What do we do with a drunken sailor, early in the morning?", ">\n\nThrow em in the brig until they're sober", ">\n\nFeed 'em to the hungry rats for dinner.", ">\n\nAnd this is why I'll need to listen to the Drunken Whaler on repeat for some amount of time.", ">\n\nBetween this and the other things happening around the world it's like watching the events of the past 2-3 years replaying themselves.", ">\n\n\n\nSuez Canal blocked by a cargo ship ✅\n\n\nA high number of contagious tourists coming in from China ✅\n\n\nA defeated president's supporters storm a country's government buildings ✅\n\n\nYep, sounds familiar alright.", ">\n\nHistory repeats, no one learns from the past.", ">\n\nI just heard someone say, \"History doesn't repeat itself, but it does rhyme.\"", ">\n\nTime is a circle from a view except it's more like a staircase. And there's a shake at certain parts. \nHating the trudge upwards and always going around.", ">\n\nVonnegut or mcconaughey?", ">\n\n\"Canal traffic is unaffected, the canal authority's chairman Osama Rabie said.\"", ">\n\nCanal authority is what I call it when my wife bosses me around", ">\n\nNot again.", ">\n\nWhat next, a bowl of petunias?" ]

[ "Here we go again...\nWhat do we do with a drunken sailor? What do we do we do with a drunken sailor? What do we do with a drunken sailor, early in the morning?", ">\n\nThrow em in the brig until they're sober", ">\n\nFeed 'em to the hungry rats for dinner.", ">\n\nAnd this is why I'll need to listen to the Drunken Whaler on repeat for some amount of time.", ">\n\nBetween this and the other things happening around the world it's like watching the events of the past 2-3 years replaying themselves.", ">\n\n\n\nSuez Canal blocked by a cargo ship ✅\n\n\nA high number of contagious tourists coming in from China ✅\n\n\nA defeated president's supporters storm a country's government buildings ✅\n\n\nYep, sounds familiar alright.", ">\n\nHistory repeats, no one learns from the past.", ">\n\nI just heard someone say, \"History doesn't repeat itself, but it does rhyme.\"", ">\n\nTime is a circle from a view except it's more like a staircase. And there's a shake at certain parts. \nHating the trudge upwards and always going around.", ">\n\nVonnegut or mcconaughey?", ">\n\n\"Canal traffic is unaffected, the canal authority's chairman Osama Rabie said.\"", ">\n\nCanal authority is what I call it when my wife bosses me around", ">\n\nNot again.", ">\n\nWhat next, a bowl of petunias?", ">\n\nWhat are you doing step-ship!?" ]

[ "Here we go again...\nWhat do we do with a drunken sailor? What do we do we do with a drunken sailor? What do we do with a drunken sailor, early in the morning?", ">\n\nThrow em in the brig until they're sober", ">\n\nFeed 'em to the hungry rats for dinner.", ">\n\nAnd this is why I'll need to listen to the Drunken Whaler on repeat for some amount of time.", ">\n\nBetween this and the other things happening around the world it's like watching the events of the past 2-3 years replaying themselves.", ">\n\n\n\nSuez Canal blocked by a cargo ship ✅\n\n\nA high number of contagious tourists coming in from China ✅\n\n\nA defeated president's supporters storm a country's government buildings ✅\n\n\nYep, sounds familiar alright.", ">\n\nHistory repeats, no one learns from the past.", ">\n\nI just heard someone say, \"History doesn't repeat itself, but it does rhyme.\"", ">\n\nTime is a circle from a view except it's more like a staircase. And there's a shake at certain parts. \nHating the trudge upwards and always going around.", ">\n\nVonnegut or mcconaughey?", ">\n\n\"Canal traffic is unaffected, the canal authority's chairman Osama Rabie said.\"", ">\n\nCanal authority is what I call it when my wife bosses me around", ">\n\nNot again.", ">\n\nWhat next, a bowl of petunias?", ">\n\nWhat are you doing step-ship!?", ">\n\nI just need a quick tug." ]

[ "Here we go again...\nWhat do we do with a drunken sailor? What do we do we do with a drunken sailor? What do we do with a drunken sailor, early in the morning?", ">\n\nThrow em in the brig until they're sober", ">\n\nFeed 'em to the hungry rats for dinner.", ">\n\nAnd this is why I'll need to listen to the Drunken Whaler on repeat for some amount of time.", ">\n\nBetween this and the other things happening around the world it's like watching the events of the past 2-3 years replaying themselves.", ">\n\n\n\nSuez Canal blocked by a cargo ship ✅\n\n\nA high number of contagious tourists coming in from China ✅\n\n\nA defeated president's supporters storm a country's government buildings ✅\n\n\nYep, sounds familiar alright.", ">\n\nHistory repeats, no one learns from the past.", ">\n\nI just heard someone say, \"History doesn't repeat itself, but it does rhyme.\"", ">\n\nTime is a circle from a view except it's more like a staircase. And there's a shake at certain parts. \nHating the trudge upwards and always going around.", ">\n\nVonnegut or mcconaughey?", ">\n\n\"Canal traffic is unaffected, the canal authority's chairman Osama Rabie said.\"", ">\n\nCanal authority is what I call it when my wife bosses me around", ">\n\nNot again.", ">\n\nWhat next, a bowl of petunias?", ">\n\nWhat are you doing step-ship!?", ">\n\nI just need a quick tug.", ">\n\nHooray! Worldwide commerce meltdown again! Oh, wait, no, that one is bad..." ]

[ "Here we go again...\nWhat do we do with a drunken sailor? What do we do we do with a drunken sailor? What do we do with a drunken sailor, early in the morning?", ">\n\nThrow em in the brig until they're sober", ">\n\nFeed 'em to the hungry rats for dinner.", ">\n\nAnd this is why I'll need to listen to the Drunken Whaler on repeat for some amount of time.", ">\n\nBetween this and the other things happening around the world it's like watching the events of the past 2-3 years replaying themselves.", ">\n\n\n\nSuez Canal blocked by a cargo ship ✅\n\n\nA high number of contagious tourists coming in from China ✅\n\n\nA defeated president's supporters storm a country's government buildings ✅\n\n\nYep, sounds familiar alright.", ">\n\nHistory repeats, no one learns from the past.", ">\n\nI just heard someone say, \"History doesn't repeat itself, but it does rhyme.\"", ">\n\nTime is a circle from a view except it's more like a staircase. And there's a shake at certain parts. \nHating the trudge upwards and always going around.", ">\n\nVonnegut or mcconaughey?", ">\n\n\"Canal traffic is unaffected, the canal authority's chairman Osama Rabie said.\"", ">\n\nCanal authority is what I call it when my wife bosses me around", ">\n\nNot again.", ">\n\nWhat next, a bowl of petunias?", ">\n\nWhat are you doing step-ship!?", ">\n\nI just need a quick tug.", ">\n\nHooray! Worldwide commerce meltdown again! Oh, wait, no, that one is bad...", ">\n\nSorry, no raises this year because that global thing that happened for a couple of days\n-Corporations" ]

[ "Here we go again...\nWhat do we do with a drunken sailor? What do we do we do with a drunken sailor? What do we do with a drunken sailor, early in the morning?", ">\n\nThrow em in the brig until they're sober", ">\n\nFeed 'em to the hungry rats for dinner.", ">\n\nAnd this is why I'll need to listen to the Drunken Whaler on repeat for some amount of time.", ">\n\nBetween this and the other things happening around the world it's like watching the events of the past 2-3 years replaying themselves.", ">\n\n\n\nSuez Canal blocked by a cargo ship ✅\n\n\nA high number of contagious tourists coming in from China ✅\n\n\nA defeated president's supporters storm a country's government buildings ✅\n\n\nYep, sounds familiar alright.", ">\n\nHistory repeats, no one learns from the past.", ">\n\nI just heard someone say, \"History doesn't repeat itself, but it does rhyme.\"", ">\n\nTime is a circle from a view except it's more like a staircase. And there's a shake at certain parts. \nHating the trudge upwards and always going around.", ">\n\nVonnegut or mcconaughey?", ">\n\n\"Canal traffic is unaffected, the canal authority's chairman Osama Rabie said.\"", ">\n\nCanal authority is what I call it when my wife bosses me around", ">\n\nNot again.", ">\n\nWhat next, a bowl of petunias?", ">\n\nWhat are you doing step-ship!?", ">\n\nI just need a quick tug.", ">\n\nHooray! Worldwide commerce meltdown again! Oh, wait, no, that one is bad...", ">\n\nSorry, no raises this year because that global thing that happened for a couple of days\n-Corporations", ">\n\nAlso, all of the products and services that aren't significantly impacted are going to receive price hikes regardless- which will stick around well-after the supply chain has normalized. Our ~~suckers~~ customers ~~are too dumb to notice~~ understand that our products and services have great value and we're always doing our best to stay competitive with the other sociopaths in the price-fixed industry." ]

[ "Here we go again...\nWhat do we do with a drunken sailor? What do we do we do with a drunken sailor? What do we do with a drunken sailor, early in the morning?", ">\n\nThrow em in the brig until they're sober", ">\n\nFeed 'em to the hungry rats for dinner.", ">\n\nAnd this is why I'll need to listen to the Drunken Whaler on repeat for some amount of time.", ">\n\nBetween this and the other things happening around the world it's like watching the events of the past 2-3 years replaying themselves.", ">\n\n\n\nSuez Canal blocked by a cargo ship ✅\n\n\nA high number of contagious tourists coming in from China ✅\n\n\nA defeated president's supporters storm a country's government buildings ✅\n\n\nYep, sounds familiar alright.", ">\n\nHistory repeats, no one learns from the past.", ">\n\nI just heard someone say, \"History doesn't repeat itself, but it does rhyme.\"", ">\n\nTime is a circle from a view except it's more like a staircase. And there's a shake at certain parts. \nHating the trudge upwards and always going around.", ">\n\nVonnegut or mcconaughey?", ">\n\n\"Canal traffic is unaffected, the canal authority's chairman Osama Rabie said.\"", ">\n\nCanal authority is what I call it when my wife bosses me around", ">\n\nNot again.", ">\n\nWhat next, a bowl of petunias?", ">\n\nWhat are you doing step-ship!?", ">\n\nI just need a quick tug.", ">\n\nHooray! Worldwide commerce meltdown again! Oh, wait, no, that one is bad...", ">\n\nSorry, no raises this year because that global thing that happened for a couple of days\n-Corporations", ">\n\nAlso, all of the products and services that aren't significantly impacted are going to receive price hikes regardless- which will stick around well-after the supply chain has normalized. Our ~~suckers~~ customers ~~are too dumb to notice~~ understand that our products and services have great value and we're always doing our best to stay competitive with the other sociopaths in the price-fixed industry.", ">\n\nDammit, again?" ]

[ "Here we go again...\nWhat do we do with a drunken sailor? What do we do we do with a drunken sailor? What do we do with a drunken sailor, early in the morning?", ">\n\nThrow em in the brig until they're sober", ">\n\nFeed 'em to the hungry rats for dinner.", ">\n\nAnd this is why I'll need to listen to the Drunken Whaler on repeat for some amount of time.", ">\n\nBetween this and the other things happening around the world it's like watching the events of the past 2-3 years replaying themselves.", ">\n\n\n\nSuez Canal blocked by a cargo ship ✅\n\n\nA high number of contagious tourists coming in from China ✅\n\n\nA defeated president's supporters storm a country's government buildings ✅\n\n\nYep, sounds familiar alright.", ">\n\nHistory repeats, no one learns from the past.", ">\n\nI just heard someone say, \"History doesn't repeat itself, but it does rhyme.\"", ">\n\nTime is a circle from a view except it's more like a staircase. And there's a shake at certain parts. \nHating the trudge upwards and always going around.", ">\n\nVonnegut or mcconaughey?", ">\n\n\"Canal traffic is unaffected, the canal authority's chairman Osama Rabie said.\"", ">\n\nCanal authority is what I call it when my wife bosses me around", ">\n\nNot again.", ">\n\nWhat next, a bowl of petunias?", ">\n\nWhat are you doing step-ship!?", ">\n\nI just need a quick tug.", ">\n\nHooray! Worldwide commerce meltdown again! Oh, wait, no, that one is bad...", ">\n\nSorry, no raises this year because that global thing that happened for a couple of days\n-Corporations", ">\n\nAlso, all of the products and services that aren't significantly impacted are going to receive price hikes regardless- which will stick around well-after the supply chain has normalized. Our ~~suckers~~ customers ~~are too dumb to notice~~ understand that our products and services have great value and we're always doing our best to stay competitive with the other sociopaths in the price-fixed industry.", ">\n\nDammit, again?", ">\n\n“Hey, I’ve seen this one! I’ve seen this one! This is a classic!”" ]

[ "Here we go again...\nWhat do we do with a drunken sailor? What do we do we do with a drunken sailor? What do we do with a drunken sailor, early in the morning?", ">\n\nThrow em in the brig until they're sober", ">\n\nFeed 'em to the hungry rats for dinner.", ">\n\nAnd this is why I'll need to listen to the Drunken Whaler on repeat for some amount of time.", ">\n\nBetween this and the other things happening around the world it's like watching the events of the past 2-3 years replaying themselves.", ">\n\n\n\nSuez Canal blocked by a cargo ship ✅\n\n\nA high number of contagious tourists coming in from China ✅\n\n\nA defeated president's supporters storm a country's government buildings ✅\n\n\nYep, sounds familiar alright.", ">\n\nHistory repeats, no one learns from the past.", ">\n\nI just heard someone say, \"History doesn't repeat itself, but it does rhyme.\"", ">\n\nTime is a circle from a view except it's more like a staircase. And there's a shake at certain parts. \nHating the trudge upwards and always going around.", ">\n\nVonnegut or mcconaughey?", ">\n\n\"Canal traffic is unaffected, the canal authority's chairman Osama Rabie said.\"", ">\n\nCanal authority is what I call it when my wife bosses me around", ">\n\nNot again.", ">\n\nWhat next, a bowl of petunias?", ">\n\nWhat are you doing step-ship!?", ">\n\nI just need a quick tug.", ">\n\nHooray! Worldwide commerce meltdown again! Oh, wait, no, that one is bad...", ">\n\nSorry, no raises this year because that global thing that happened for a couple of days\n-Corporations", ">\n\nAlso, all of the products and services that aren't significantly impacted are going to receive price hikes regardless- which will stick around well-after the supply chain has normalized. Our ~~suckers~~ customers ~~are too dumb to notice~~ understand that our products and services have great value and we're always doing our best to stay competitive with the other sociopaths in the price-fixed industry.", ">\n\nDammit, again?", ">\n\n“Hey, I’ve seen this one! I’ve seen this one! This is a classic!”", ">\n\nAgain!?" ]

[ "Here we go again...\nWhat do we do with a drunken sailor? What do we do we do with a drunken sailor? What do we do with a drunken sailor, early in the morning?", ">\n\nThrow em in the brig until they're sober", ">\n\nFeed 'em to the hungry rats for dinner.", ">\n\nAnd this is why I'll need to listen to the Drunken Whaler on repeat for some amount of time.", ">\n\nBetween this and the other things happening around the world it's like watching the events of the past 2-3 years replaying themselves.", ">\n\n\n\nSuez Canal blocked by a cargo ship ✅\n\n\nA high number of contagious tourists coming in from China ✅\n\n\nA defeated president's supporters storm a country's government buildings ✅\n\n\nYep, sounds familiar alright.", ">\n\nHistory repeats, no one learns from the past.", ">\n\nI just heard someone say, \"History doesn't repeat itself, but it does rhyme.\"", ">\n\nTime is a circle from a view except it's more like a staircase. And there's a shake at certain parts. \nHating the trudge upwards and always going around.", ">\n\nVonnegut or mcconaughey?", ">\n\n\"Canal traffic is unaffected, the canal authority's chairman Osama Rabie said.\"", ">\n\nCanal authority is what I call it when my wife bosses me around", ">\n\nNot again.", ">\n\nWhat next, a bowl of petunias?", ">\n\nWhat are you doing step-ship!?", ">\n\nI just need a quick tug.", ">\n\nHooray! Worldwide commerce meltdown again! Oh, wait, no, that one is bad...", ">\n\nSorry, no raises this year because that global thing that happened for a couple of days\n-Corporations", ">\n\nAlso, all of the products and services that aren't significantly impacted are going to receive price hikes regardless- which will stick around well-after the supply chain has normalized. Our ~~suckers~~ customers ~~are too dumb to notice~~ understand that our products and services have great value and we're always doing our best to stay competitive with the other sociopaths in the price-fixed industry.", ">\n\nDammit, again?", ">\n\n“Hey, I’ve seen this one! I’ve seen this one! This is a classic!”", ">\n\nAgain!?", ">\n\nYES! THEY PUT IT BACK!!!" ]

[ "Here we go again...\nWhat do we do with a drunken sailor? What do we do we do with a drunken sailor? What do we do with a drunken sailor, early in the morning?", ">\n\nThrow em in the brig until they're sober", ">\n\nFeed 'em to the hungry rats for dinner.", ">\n\nAnd this is why I'll need to listen to the Drunken Whaler on repeat for some amount of time.", ">\n\nBetween this and the other things happening around the world it's like watching the events of the past 2-3 years replaying themselves.", ">\n\n\n\nSuez Canal blocked by a cargo ship ✅\n\n\nA high number of contagious tourists coming in from China ✅\n\n\nA defeated president's supporters storm a country's government buildings ✅\n\n\nYep, sounds familiar alright.", ">\n\nHistory repeats, no one learns from the past.", ">\n\nI just heard someone say, \"History doesn't repeat itself, but it does rhyme.\"", ">\n\nTime is a circle from a view except it's more like a staircase. And there's a shake at certain parts. \nHating the trudge upwards and always going around.", ">\n\nVonnegut or mcconaughey?", ">\n\n\"Canal traffic is unaffected, the canal authority's chairman Osama Rabie said.\"", ">\n\nCanal authority is what I call it when my wife bosses me around", ">\n\nNot again.", ">\n\nWhat next, a bowl of petunias?", ">\n\nWhat are you doing step-ship!?", ">\n\nI just need a quick tug.", ">\n\nHooray! Worldwide commerce meltdown again! Oh, wait, no, that one is bad...", ">\n\nSorry, no raises this year because that global thing that happened for a couple of days\n-Corporations", ">\n\nAlso, all of the products and services that aren't significantly impacted are going to receive price hikes regardless- which will stick around well-after the supply chain has normalized. Our ~~suckers~~ customers ~~are too dumb to notice~~ understand that our products and services have great value and we're always doing our best to stay competitive with the other sociopaths in the price-fixed industry.", ">\n\nDammit, again?", ">\n\n“Hey, I’ve seen this one! I’ve seen this one! This is a classic!”", ">\n\nAgain!?", ">\n\nYES! THEY PUT IT BACK!!!", ">\n\nImagine the captains face right now though. Just think. They all hope it won't be them, but it had to be someone." ]

[ "Here we go again...\nWhat do we do with a drunken sailor? What do we do we do with a drunken sailor? What do we do with a drunken sailor, early in the morning?", ">\n\nThrow em in the brig until they're sober", ">\n\nFeed 'em to the hungry rats for dinner.", ">\n\nAnd this is why I'll need to listen to the Drunken Whaler on repeat for some amount of time.", ">\n\nBetween this and the other things happening around the world it's like watching the events of the past 2-3 years replaying themselves.", ">\n\n\n\nSuez Canal blocked by a cargo ship ✅\n\n\nA high number of contagious tourists coming in from China ✅\n\n\nA defeated president's supporters storm a country's government buildings ✅\n\n\nYep, sounds familiar alright.", ">\n\nHistory repeats, no one learns from the past.", ">\n\nI just heard someone say, \"History doesn't repeat itself, but it does rhyme.\"", ">\n\nTime is a circle from a view except it's more like a staircase. And there's a shake at certain parts. \nHating the trudge upwards and always going around.", ">\n\nVonnegut or mcconaughey?", ">\n\n\"Canal traffic is unaffected, the canal authority's chairman Osama Rabie said.\"", ">\n\nCanal authority is what I call it when my wife bosses me around", ">\n\nNot again.", ">\n\nWhat next, a bowl of petunias?", ">\n\nWhat are you doing step-ship!?", ">\n\nI just need a quick tug.", ">\n\nHooray! Worldwide commerce meltdown again! Oh, wait, no, that one is bad...", ">\n\nSorry, no raises this year because that global thing that happened for a couple of days\n-Corporations", ">\n\nAlso, all of the products and services that aren't significantly impacted are going to receive price hikes regardless- which will stick around well-after the supply chain has normalized. Our ~~suckers~~ customers ~~are too dumb to notice~~ understand that our products and services have great value and we're always doing our best to stay competitive with the other sociopaths in the price-fixed industry.", ">\n\nDammit, again?", ">\n\n“Hey, I’ve seen this one! I’ve seen this one! This is a classic!”", ">\n\nAgain!?", ">\n\nYES! THEY PUT IT BACK!!!", ">\n\nImagine the captains face right now though. Just think. They all hope it won't be them, but it had to be someone.", ">\n\nI've already seen this season." ]

[ "Here we go again...\nWhat do we do with a drunken sailor? What do we do we do with a drunken sailor? What do we do with a drunken sailor, early in the morning?", ">\n\nThrow em in the brig until they're sober", ">\n\nFeed 'em to the hungry rats for dinner.", ">\n\nAnd this is why I'll need to listen to the Drunken Whaler on repeat for some amount of time.", ">\n\nBetween this and the other things happening around the world it's like watching the events of the past 2-3 years replaying themselves.", ">\n\n\n\nSuez Canal blocked by a cargo ship ✅\n\n\nA high number of contagious tourists coming in from China ✅\n\n\nA defeated president's supporters storm a country's government buildings ✅\n\n\nYep, sounds familiar alright.", ">\n\nHistory repeats, no one learns from the past.", ">\n\nI just heard someone say, \"History doesn't repeat itself, but it does rhyme.\"", ">\n\nTime is a circle from a view except it's more like a staircase. And there's a shake at certain parts. \nHating the trudge upwards and always going around.", ">\n\nVonnegut or mcconaughey?", ">\n\n\"Canal traffic is unaffected, the canal authority's chairman Osama Rabie said.\"", ">\n\nCanal authority is what I call it when my wife bosses me around", ">\n\nNot again.", ">\n\nWhat next, a bowl of petunias?", ">\n\nWhat are you doing step-ship!?", ">\n\nI just need a quick tug.", ">\n\nHooray! Worldwide commerce meltdown again! Oh, wait, no, that one is bad...", ">\n\nSorry, no raises this year because that global thing that happened for a couple of days\n-Corporations", ">\n\nAlso, all of the products and services that aren't significantly impacted are going to receive price hikes regardless- which will stick around well-after the supply chain has normalized. Our ~~suckers~~ customers ~~are too dumb to notice~~ understand that our products and services have great value and we're always doing our best to stay competitive with the other sociopaths in the price-fixed industry.", ">\n\nDammit, again?", ">\n\n“Hey, I’ve seen this one! I’ve seen this one! This is a classic!”", ">\n\nAgain!?", ">\n\nYES! THEY PUT IT BACK!!!", ">\n\nImagine the captains face right now though. Just think. They all hope it won't be them, but it had to be someone.", ">\n\nI've already seen this season.", ">\n\n2023 writers getting lazy now." ]

[ "Here we go again...\nWhat do we do with a drunken sailor? What do we do we do with a drunken sailor? What do we do with a drunken sailor, early in the morning?", ">\n\nThrow em in the brig until they're sober", ">\n\nFeed 'em to the hungry rats for dinner.", ">\n\nAnd this is why I'll need to listen to the Drunken Whaler on repeat for some amount of time.", ">\n\nBetween this and the other things happening around the world it's like watching the events of the past 2-3 years replaying themselves.", ">\n\n\n\nSuez Canal blocked by a cargo ship ✅\n\n\nA high number of contagious tourists coming in from China ✅\n\n\nA defeated president's supporters storm a country's government buildings ✅\n\n\nYep, sounds familiar alright.", ">\n\nHistory repeats, no one learns from the past.", ">\n\nI just heard someone say, \"History doesn't repeat itself, but it does rhyme.\"", ">\n\nTime is a circle from a view except it's more like a staircase. And there's a shake at certain parts. \nHating the trudge upwards and always going around.", ">\n\nVonnegut or mcconaughey?", ">\n\n\"Canal traffic is unaffected, the canal authority's chairman Osama Rabie said.\"", ">\n\nCanal authority is what I call it when my wife bosses me around", ">\n\nNot again.", ">\n\nWhat next, a bowl of petunias?", ">\n\nWhat are you doing step-ship!?", ">\n\nI just need a quick tug.", ">\n\nHooray! Worldwide commerce meltdown again! Oh, wait, no, that one is bad...", ">\n\nSorry, no raises this year because that global thing that happened for a couple of days\n-Corporations", ">\n\nAlso, all of the products and services that aren't significantly impacted are going to receive price hikes regardless- which will stick around well-after the supply chain has normalized. Our ~~suckers~~ customers ~~are too dumb to notice~~ understand that our products and services have great value and we're always doing our best to stay competitive with the other sociopaths in the price-fixed industry.", ">\n\nDammit, again?", ">\n\n“Hey, I’ve seen this one! I’ve seen this one! This is a classic!”", ">\n\nAgain!?", ">\n\nYES! THEY PUT IT BACK!!!", ">\n\nImagine the captains face right now though. Just think. They all hope it won't be them, but it had to be someone.", ">\n\nI've already seen this season.", ">\n\n2023 writers getting lazy now.", ">\n\nI feel like I’ve heard this somewhere before…" ]

[ "Here we go again...\nWhat do we do with a drunken sailor? What do we do we do with a drunken sailor? What do we do with a drunken sailor, early in the morning?", ">\n\nThrow em in the brig until they're sober", ">\n\nFeed 'em to the hungry rats for dinner.", ">\n\nAnd this is why I'll need to listen to the Drunken Whaler on repeat for some amount of time.", ">\n\nBetween this and the other things happening around the world it's like watching the events of the past 2-3 years replaying themselves.", ">\n\n\n\nSuez Canal blocked by a cargo ship ✅\n\n\nA high number of contagious tourists coming in from China ✅\n\n\nA defeated president's supporters storm a country's government buildings ✅\n\n\nYep, sounds familiar alright.", ">\n\nHistory repeats, no one learns from the past.", ">\n\nI just heard someone say, \"History doesn't repeat itself, but it does rhyme.\"", ">\n\nTime is a circle from a view except it's more like a staircase. And there's a shake at certain parts. \nHating the trudge upwards and always going around.", ">\n\nVonnegut or mcconaughey?", ">\n\n\"Canal traffic is unaffected, the canal authority's chairman Osama Rabie said.\"", ">\n\nCanal authority is what I call it when my wife bosses me around", ">\n\nNot again.", ">\n\nWhat next, a bowl of petunias?", ">\n\nWhat are you doing step-ship!?", ">\n\nI just need a quick tug.", ">\n\nHooray! Worldwide commerce meltdown again! Oh, wait, no, that one is bad...", ">\n\nSorry, no raises this year because that global thing that happened for a couple of days\n-Corporations", ">\n\nAlso, all of the products and services that aren't significantly impacted are going to receive price hikes regardless- which will stick around well-after the supply chain has normalized. Our ~~suckers~~ customers ~~are too dumb to notice~~ understand that our products and services have great value and we're always doing our best to stay competitive with the other sociopaths in the price-fixed industry.", ">\n\nDammit, again?", ">\n\n“Hey, I’ve seen this one! I’ve seen this one! This is a classic!”", ">\n\nAgain!?", ">\n\nYES! THEY PUT IT BACK!!!", ">\n\nImagine the captains face right now though. Just think. They all hope it won't be them, but it had to be someone.", ">\n\nI've already seen this season.", ">\n\n2023 writers getting lazy now.", ">\n\nI feel like I’ve heard this somewhere before…", ">\n\n:( why did it have to be a Ukrainian grain ship … they need the god damn money and the world needs their god damn grain ." ]

[ "Here we go again...\nWhat do we do with a drunken sailor? What do we do we do with a drunken sailor? What do we do with a drunken sailor, early in the morning?", ">\n\nThrow em in the brig until they're sober", ">\n\nFeed 'em to the hungry rats for dinner.", ">\n\nAnd this is why I'll need to listen to the Drunken Whaler on repeat for some amount of time.", ">\n\nBetween this and the other things happening around the world it's like watching the events of the past 2-3 years replaying themselves.", ">\n\n\n\nSuez Canal blocked by a cargo ship ✅\n\n\nA high number of contagious tourists coming in from China ✅\n\n\nA defeated president's supporters storm a country's government buildings ✅\n\n\nYep, sounds familiar alright.", ">\n\nHistory repeats, no one learns from the past.", ">\n\nI just heard someone say, \"History doesn't repeat itself, but it does rhyme.\"", ">\n\nTime is a circle from a view except it's more like a staircase. And there's a shake at certain parts. \nHating the trudge upwards and always going around.", ">\n\nVonnegut or mcconaughey?", ">\n\n\"Canal traffic is unaffected, the canal authority's chairman Osama Rabie said.\"", ">\n\nCanal authority is what I call it when my wife bosses me around", ">\n\nNot again.", ">\n\nWhat next, a bowl of petunias?", ">\n\nWhat are you doing step-ship!?", ">\n\nI just need a quick tug.", ">\n\nHooray! Worldwide commerce meltdown again! Oh, wait, no, that one is bad...", ">\n\nSorry, no raises this year because that global thing that happened for a couple of days\n-Corporations", ">\n\nAlso, all of the products and services that aren't significantly impacted are going to receive price hikes regardless- which will stick around well-after the supply chain has normalized. Our ~~suckers~~ customers ~~are too dumb to notice~~ understand that our products and services have great value and we're always doing our best to stay competitive with the other sociopaths in the price-fixed industry.", ">\n\nDammit, again?", ">\n\n“Hey, I’ve seen this one! I’ve seen this one! This is a classic!”", ">\n\nAgain!?", ">\n\nYES! THEY PUT IT BACK!!!", ">\n\nImagine the captains face right now though. Just think. They all hope it won't be them, but it had to be someone.", ">\n\nI've already seen this season.", ">\n\n2023 writers getting lazy now.", ">\n\nI feel like I’ve heard this somewhere before…", ">\n\n:( why did it have to be a Ukrainian grain ship … they need the god damn money and the world needs their god damn grain .", ">\n\nAnd why does China need Ukrainian grain?" ]

[ "Here we go again...\nWhat do we do with a drunken sailor? What do we do we do with a drunken sailor? What do we do with a drunken sailor, early in the morning?", ">\n\nThrow em in the brig until they're sober", ">\n\nFeed 'em to the hungry rats for dinner.", ">\n\nAnd this is why I'll need to listen to the Drunken Whaler on repeat for some amount of time.", ">\n\nBetween this and the other things happening around the world it's like watching the events of the past 2-3 years replaying themselves.", ">\n\n\n\nSuez Canal blocked by a cargo ship ✅\n\n\nA high number of contagious tourists coming in from China ✅\n\n\nA defeated president's supporters storm a country's government buildings ✅\n\n\nYep, sounds familiar alright.", ">\n\nHistory repeats, no one learns from the past.", ">\n\nI just heard someone say, \"History doesn't repeat itself, but it does rhyme.\"", ">\n\nTime is a circle from a view except it's more like a staircase. And there's a shake at certain parts. \nHating the trudge upwards and always going around.", ">\n\nVonnegut or mcconaughey?", ">\n\n\"Canal traffic is unaffected, the canal authority's chairman Osama Rabie said.\"", ">\n\nCanal authority is what I call it when my wife bosses me around", ">\n\nNot again.", ">\n\nWhat next, a bowl of petunias?", ">\n\nWhat are you doing step-ship!?", ">\n\nI just need a quick tug.", ">\n\nHooray! Worldwide commerce meltdown again! Oh, wait, no, that one is bad...", ">\n\nSorry, no raises this year because that global thing that happened for a couple of days\n-Corporations", ">\n\nAlso, all of the products and services that aren't significantly impacted are going to receive price hikes regardless- which will stick around well-after the supply chain has normalized. Our ~~suckers~~ customers ~~are too dumb to notice~~ understand that our products and services have great value and we're always doing our best to stay competitive with the other sociopaths in the price-fixed industry.", ">\n\nDammit, again?", ">\n\n“Hey, I’ve seen this one! I’ve seen this one! This is a classic!”", ">\n\nAgain!?", ">\n\nYES! THEY PUT IT BACK!!!", ">\n\nImagine the captains face right now though. Just think. They all hope it won't be them, but it had to be someone.", ">\n\nI've already seen this season.", ">\n\n2023 writers getting lazy now.", ">\n\nI feel like I’ve heard this somewhere before…", ">\n\n:( why did it have to be a Ukrainian grain ship … they need the god damn money and the world needs their god damn grain .", ">\n\nAnd why does China need Ukrainian grain?", ">\n\nI’lll just leave this here." ]

[ "Here we go again...\nWhat do we do with a drunken sailor? What do we do we do with a drunken sailor? What do we do with a drunken sailor, early in the morning?", ">\n\nThrow em in the brig until they're sober", ">\n\nFeed 'em to the hungry rats for dinner.", ">\n\nAnd this is why I'll need to listen to the Drunken Whaler on repeat for some amount of time.", ">\n\nBetween this and the other things happening around the world it's like watching the events of the past 2-3 years replaying themselves.", ">\n\n\n\nSuez Canal blocked by a cargo ship ✅\n\n\nA high number of contagious tourists coming in from China ✅\n\n\nA defeated president's supporters storm a country's government buildings ✅\n\n\nYep, sounds familiar alright.", ">\n\nHistory repeats, no one learns from the past.", ">\n\nI just heard someone say, \"History doesn't repeat itself, but it does rhyme.\"", ">\n\nTime is a circle from a view except it's more like a staircase. And there's a shake at certain parts. \nHating the trudge upwards and always going around.", ">\n\nVonnegut or mcconaughey?", ">\n\n\"Canal traffic is unaffected, the canal authority's chairman Osama Rabie said.\"", ">\n\nCanal authority is what I call it when my wife bosses me around", ">\n\nNot again.", ">\n\nWhat next, a bowl of petunias?", ">\n\nWhat are you doing step-ship!?", ">\n\nI just need a quick tug.", ">\n\nHooray! Worldwide commerce meltdown again! Oh, wait, no, that one is bad...", ">\n\nSorry, no raises this year because that global thing that happened for a couple of days\n-Corporations", ">\n\nAlso, all of the products and services that aren't significantly impacted are going to receive price hikes regardless- which will stick around well-after the supply chain has normalized. Our ~~suckers~~ customers ~~are too dumb to notice~~ understand that our products and services have great value and we're always doing our best to stay competitive with the other sociopaths in the price-fixed industry.", ">\n\nDammit, again?", ">\n\n“Hey, I’ve seen this one! I’ve seen this one! This is a classic!”", ">\n\nAgain!?", ">\n\nYES! THEY PUT IT BACK!!!", ">\n\nImagine the captains face right now though. Just think. They all hope it won't be them, but it had to be someone.", ">\n\nI've already seen this season.", ">\n\n2023 writers getting lazy now.", ">\n\nI feel like I’ve heard this somewhere before…", ">\n\n:( why did it have to be a Ukrainian grain ship … they need the god damn money and the world needs their god damn grain .", ">\n\nAnd why does China need Ukrainian grain?", ">\n\nI’lll just leave this here.", ">\n\nThank you" ]

[ "Here we go again...\nWhat do we do with a drunken sailor? What do we do we do with a drunken sailor? What do we do with a drunken sailor, early in the morning?", ">\n\nThrow em in the brig until they're sober", ">\n\nFeed 'em to the hungry rats for dinner.", ">\n\nAnd this is why I'll need to listen to the Drunken Whaler on repeat for some amount of time.", ">\n\nBetween this and the other things happening around the world it's like watching the events of the past 2-3 years replaying themselves.", ">\n\n\n\nSuez Canal blocked by a cargo ship ✅\n\n\nA high number of contagious tourists coming in from China ✅\n\n\nA defeated president's supporters storm a country's government buildings ✅\n\n\nYep, sounds familiar alright.", ">\n\nHistory repeats, no one learns from the past.", ">\n\nI just heard someone say, \"History doesn't repeat itself, but it does rhyme.\"", ">\n\nTime is a circle from a view except it's more like a staircase. And there's a shake at certain parts. \nHating the trudge upwards and always going around.", ">\n\nVonnegut or mcconaughey?", ">\n\n\"Canal traffic is unaffected, the canal authority's chairman Osama Rabie said.\"", ">\n\nCanal authority is what I call it when my wife bosses me around", ">\n\nNot again.", ">\n\nWhat next, a bowl of petunias?", ">\n\nWhat are you doing step-ship!?", ">\n\nI just need a quick tug.", ">\n\nHooray! Worldwide commerce meltdown again! Oh, wait, no, that one is bad...", ">\n\nSorry, no raises this year because that global thing that happened for a couple of days\n-Corporations", ">\n\nAlso, all of the products and services that aren't significantly impacted are going to receive price hikes regardless- which will stick around well-after the supply chain has normalized. Our ~~suckers~~ customers ~~are too dumb to notice~~ understand that our products and services have great value and we're always doing our best to stay competitive with the other sociopaths in the price-fixed industry.", ">\n\nDammit, again?", ">\n\n“Hey, I’ve seen this one! I’ve seen this one! This is a classic!”", ">\n\nAgain!?", ">\n\nYES! THEY PUT IT BACK!!!", ">\n\nImagine the captains face right now though. Just think. They all hope it won't be them, but it had to be someone.", ">\n\nI've already seen this season.", ">\n\n2023 writers getting lazy now.", ">\n\nI feel like I’ve heard this somewhere before…", ">\n\n:( why did it have to be a Ukrainian grain ship … they need the god damn money and the world needs their god damn grain .", ">\n\nAnd why does China need Ukrainian grain?", ">\n\nI’lll just leave this here.", ">\n\nThank you", ">\n\na.s.h.w.g.a." ]

[ "Here we go again...\nWhat do we do with a drunken sailor? What do we do we do with a drunken sailor? What do we do with a drunken sailor, early in the morning?", ">\n\nThrow em in the brig until they're sober", ">\n\nFeed 'em to the hungry rats for dinner.", ">\n\nAnd this is why I'll need to listen to the Drunken Whaler on repeat for some amount of time.", ">\n\nBetween this and the other things happening around the world it's like watching the events of the past 2-3 years replaying themselves.", ">\n\n\n\nSuez Canal blocked by a cargo ship ✅\n\n\nA high number of contagious tourists coming in from China ✅\n\n\nA defeated president's supporters storm a country's government buildings ✅\n\n\nYep, sounds familiar alright.", ">\n\nHistory repeats, no one learns from the past.", ">\n\nI just heard someone say, \"History doesn't repeat itself, but it does rhyme.\"", ">\n\nTime is a circle from a view except it's more like a staircase. And there's a shake at certain parts. \nHating the trudge upwards and always going around.", ">\n\nVonnegut or mcconaughey?", ">\n\n\"Canal traffic is unaffected, the canal authority's chairman Osama Rabie said.\"", ">\n\nCanal authority is what I call it when my wife bosses me around", ">\n\nNot again.", ">\n\nWhat next, a bowl of petunias?", ">\n\nWhat are you doing step-ship!?", ">\n\nI just need a quick tug.", ">\n\nHooray! Worldwide commerce meltdown again! Oh, wait, no, that one is bad...", ">\n\nSorry, no raises this year because that global thing that happened for a couple of days\n-Corporations", ">\n\nAlso, all of the products and services that aren't significantly impacted are going to receive price hikes regardless- which will stick around well-after the supply chain has normalized. Our ~~suckers~~ customers ~~are too dumb to notice~~ understand that our products and services have great value and we're always doing our best to stay competitive with the other sociopaths in the price-fixed industry.", ">\n\nDammit, again?", ">\n\n“Hey, I’ve seen this one! I’ve seen this one! This is a classic!”", ">\n\nAgain!?", ">\n\nYES! THEY PUT IT BACK!!!", ">\n\nImagine the captains face right now though. Just think. They all hope it won't be them, but it had to be someone.", ">\n\nI've already seen this season.", ">\n\n2023 writers getting lazy now.", ">\n\nI feel like I’ve heard this somewhere before…", ">\n\n:( why did it have to be a Ukrainian grain ship … they need the god damn money and the world needs their god damn grain .", ">\n\nAnd why does China need Ukrainian grain?", ">\n\nI’lll just leave this here.", ">\n\nThank you", ">\n\na.s.h.w.g.a.", ">\n\nThis should be interesting, 2023 off to a good start :)" ]

[ "Here we go again...\nWhat do we do with a drunken sailor? What do we do we do with a drunken sailor? What do we do with a drunken sailor, early in the morning?", ">\n\nThrow em in the brig until they're sober", ">\n\nFeed 'em to the hungry rats for dinner.", ">\n\nAnd this is why I'll need to listen to the Drunken Whaler on repeat for some amount of time.", ">\n\nBetween this and the other things happening around the world it's like watching the events of the past 2-3 years replaying themselves.", ">\n\n\n\nSuez Canal blocked by a cargo ship ✅\n\n\nA high number of contagious tourists coming in from China ✅\n\n\nA defeated president's supporters storm a country's government buildings ✅\n\n\nYep, sounds familiar alright.", ">\n\nHistory repeats, no one learns from the past.", ">\n\nI just heard someone say, \"History doesn't repeat itself, but it does rhyme.\"", ">\n\nTime is a circle from a view except it's more like a staircase. And there's a shake at certain parts. \nHating the trudge upwards and always going around.", ">\n\nVonnegut or mcconaughey?", ">\n\n\"Canal traffic is unaffected, the canal authority's chairman Osama Rabie said.\"", ">\n\nCanal authority is what I call it when my wife bosses me around", ">\n\nNot again.", ">\n\nWhat next, a bowl of petunias?", ">\n\nWhat are you doing step-ship!?", ">\n\nI just need a quick tug.", ">\n\nHooray! Worldwide commerce meltdown again! Oh, wait, no, that one is bad...", ">\n\nSorry, no raises this year because that global thing that happened for a couple of days\n-Corporations", ">\n\nAlso, all of the products and services that aren't significantly impacted are going to receive price hikes regardless- which will stick around well-after the supply chain has normalized. Our ~~suckers~~ customers ~~are too dumb to notice~~ understand that our products and services have great value and we're always doing our best to stay competitive with the other sociopaths in the price-fixed industry.", ">\n\nDammit, again?", ">\n\n“Hey, I’ve seen this one! I’ve seen this one! This is a classic!”", ">\n\nAgain!?", ">\n\nYES! THEY PUT IT BACK!!!", ">\n\nImagine the captains face right now though. Just think. They all hope it won't be them, but it had to be someone.", ">\n\nI've already seen this season.", ">\n\n2023 writers getting lazy now.", ">\n\nI feel like I’ve heard this somewhere before…", ">\n\n:( why did it have to be a Ukrainian grain ship … they need the god damn money and the world needs their god damn grain .", ">\n\nAnd why does China need Ukrainian grain?", ">\n\nI’lll just leave this here.", ">\n\nThank you", ">\n\na.s.h.w.g.a.", ">\n\nThis should be interesting, 2023 off to a good start :)", ">\n\nLooks like a lousy remake of couple of previous years..." ]

[ "Here we go again...\nWhat do we do with a drunken sailor? What do we do we do with a drunken sailor? What do we do with a drunken sailor, early in the morning?", ">\n\nThrow em in the brig until they're sober", ">\n\nFeed 'em to the hungry rats for dinner.", ">\n\nAnd this is why I'll need to listen to the Drunken Whaler on repeat for some amount of time.", ">\n\nBetween this and the other things happening around the world it's like watching the events of the past 2-3 years replaying themselves.", ">\n\n\n\nSuez Canal blocked by a cargo ship ✅\n\n\nA high number of contagious tourists coming in from China ✅\n\n\nA defeated president's supporters storm a country's government buildings ✅\n\n\nYep, sounds familiar alright.", ">\n\nHistory repeats, no one learns from the past.", ">\n\nI just heard someone say, \"History doesn't repeat itself, but it does rhyme.\"", ">\n\nTime is a circle from a view except it's more like a staircase. And there's a shake at certain parts. \nHating the trudge upwards and always going around.", ">\n\nVonnegut or mcconaughey?", ">\n\n\"Canal traffic is unaffected, the canal authority's chairman Osama Rabie said.\"", ">\n\nCanal authority is what I call it when my wife bosses me around", ">\n\nNot again.", ">\n\nWhat next, a bowl of petunias?", ">\n\nWhat are you doing step-ship!?", ">\n\nI just need a quick tug.", ">\n\nHooray! Worldwide commerce meltdown again! Oh, wait, no, that one is bad...", ">\n\nSorry, no raises this year because that global thing that happened for a couple of days\n-Corporations", ">\n\nAlso, all of the products and services that aren't significantly impacted are going to receive price hikes regardless- which will stick around well-after the supply chain has normalized. Our ~~suckers~~ customers ~~are too dumb to notice~~ understand that our products and services have great value and we're always doing our best to stay competitive with the other sociopaths in the price-fixed industry.", ">\n\nDammit, again?", ">\n\n“Hey, I’ve seen this one! I’ve seen this one! This is a classic!”", ">\n\nAgain!?", ">\n\nYES! THEY PUT IT BACK!!!", ">\n\nImagine the captains face right now though. Just think. They all hope it won't be them, but it had to be someone.", ">\n\nI've already seen this season.", ">\n\n2023 writers getting lazy now.", ">\n\nI feel like I’ve heard this somewhere before…", ">\n\n:( why did it have to be a Ukrainian grain ship … they need the god damn money and the world needs their god damn grain .", ">\n\nAnd why does China need Ukrainian grain?", ">\n\nI’lll just leave this here.", ">\n\nThank you", ">\n\na.s.h.w.g.a.", ">\n\nThis should be interesting, 2023 off to a good start :)", ">\n\nLooks like a lousy remake of couple of previous years...", ">\n\nHave we even recover from the last?" ]

[ "Here we go again...\nWhat do we do with a drunken sailor? What do we do we do with a drunken sailor? What do we do with a drunken sailor, early in the morning?", ">\n\nThrow em in the brig until they're sober", ">\n\nFeed 'em to the hungry rats for dinner.", ">\n\nAnd this is why I'll need to listen to the Drunken Whaler on repeat for some amount of time.", ">\n\nBetween this and the other things happening around the world it's like watching the events of the past 2-3 years replaying themselves.", ">\n\n\n\nSuez Canal blocked by a cargo ship ✅\n\n\nA high number of contagious tourists coming in from China ✅\n\n\nA defeated president's supporters storm a country's government buildings ✅\n\n\nYep, sounds familiar alright.", ">\n\nHistory repeats, no one learns from the past.", ">\n\nI just heard someone say, \"History doesn't repeat itself, but it does rhyme.\"", ">\n\nTime is a circle from a view except it's more like a staircase. And there's a shake at certain parts. \nHating the trudge upwards and always going around.", ">\n\nVonnegut or mcconaughey?", ">\n\n\"Canal traffic is unaffected, the canal authority's chairman Osama Rabie said.\"", ">\n\nCanal authority is what I call it when my wife bosses me around", ">\n\nNot again.", ">\n\nWhat next, a bowl of petunias?", ">\n\nWhat are you doing step-ship!?", ">\n\nI just need a quick tug.", ">\n\nHooray! Worldwide commerce meltdown again! Oh, wait, no, that one is bad...", ">\n\nSorry, no raises this year because that global thing that happened for a couple of days\n-Corporations", ">\n\nAlso, all of the products and services that aren't significantly impacted are going to receive price hikes regardless- which will stick around well-after the supply chain has normalized. Our ~~suckers~~ customers ~~are too dumb to notice~~ understand that our products and services have great value and we're always doing our best to stay competitive with the other sociopaths in the price-fixed industry.", ">\n\nDammit, again?", ">\n\n“Hey, I’ve seen this one! I’ve seen this one! This is a classic!”", ">\n\nAgain!?", ">\n\nYES! THEY PUT IT BACK!!!", ">\n\nImagine the captains face right now though. Just think. They all hope it won't be them, but it had to be someone.", ">\n\nI've already seen this season.", ">\n\n2023 writers getting lazy now.", ">\n\nI feel like I’ve heard this somewhere before…", ">\n\n:( why did it have to be a Ukrainian grain ship … they need the god damn money and the world needs their god damn grain .", ">\n\nAnd why does China need Ukrainian grain?", ">\n\nI’lll just leave this here.", ">\n\nThank you", ">\n\na.s.h.w.g.a.", ">\n\nThis should be interesting, 2023 off to a good start :)", ">\n\nLooks like a lousy remake of couple of previous years...", ">\n\nHave we even recover from the last?", ">\n\nI already saw this episode…" ]

[ "Here we go again...\nWhat do we do with a drunken sailor? What do we do we do with a drunken sailor? What do we do with a drunken sailor, early in the morning?", ">\n\nThrow em in the brig until they're sober", ">\n\nFeed 'em to the hungry rats for dinner.", ">\n\nAnd this is why I'll need to listen to the Drunken Whaler on repeat for some amount of time.", ">\n\nBetween this and the other things happening around the world it's like watching the events of the past 2-3 years replaying themselves.", ">\n\n\n\nSuez Canal blocked by a cargo ship ✅\n\n\nA high number of contagious tourists coming in from China ✅\n\n\nA defeated president's supporters storm a country's government buildings ✅\n\n\nYep, sounds familiar alright.", ">\n\nHistory repeats, no one learns from the past.", ">\n\nI just heard someone say, \"History doesn't repeat itself, but it does rhyme.\"", ">\n\nTime is a circle from a view except it's more like a staircase. And there's a shake at certain parts. \nHating the trudge upwards and always going around.", ">\n\nVonnegut or mcconaughey?", ">\n\n\"Canal traffic is unaffected, the canal authority's chairman Osama Rabie said.\"", ">\n\nCanal authority is what I call it when my wife bosses me around", ">\n\nNot again.", ">\n\nWhat next, a bowl of petunias?", ">\n\nWhat are you doing step-ship!?", ">\n\nI just need a quick tug.", ">\n\nHooray! Worldwide commerce meltdown again! Oh, wait, no, that one is bad...", ">\n\nSorry, no raises this year because that global thing that happened for a couple of days\n-Corporations", ">\n\nAlso, all of the products and services that aren't significantly impacted are going to receive price hikes regardless- which will stick around well-after the supply chain has normalized. Our ~~suckers~~ customers ~~are too dumb to notice~~ understand that our products and services have great value and we're always doing our best to stay competitive with the other sociopaths in the price-fixed industry.", ">\n\nDammit, again?", ">\n\n“Hey, I’ve seen this one! I’ve seen this one! This is a classic!”", ">\n\nAgain!?", ">\n\nYES! THEY PUT IT BACK!!!", ">\n\nImagine the captains face right now though. Just think. They all hope it won't be them, but it had to be someone.", ">\n\nI've already seen this season.", ">\n\n2023 writers getting lazy now.", ">\n\nI feel like I’ve heard this somewhere before…", ">\n\n:( why did it have to be a Ukrainian grain ship … they need the god damn money and the world needs their god damn grain .", ">\n\nAnd why does China need Ukrainian grain?", ">\n\nI’lll just leave this here.", ">\n\nThank you", ">\n\na.s.h.w.g.a.", ">\n\nThis should be interesting, 2023 off to a good start :)", ">\n\nLooks like a lousy remake of couple of previous years...", ">\n\nHave we even recover from the last?", ">\n\nI already saw this episode…", ">\n\nLet's gooooo." ]

[ "Here we go again...\nWhat do we do with a drunken sailor? What do we do we do with a drunken sailor? What do we do with a drunken sailor, early in the morning?", ">\n\nThrow em in the brig until they're sober", ">\n\nFeed 'em to the hungry rats for dinner.", ">\n\nAnd this is why I'll need to listen to the Drunken Whaler on repeat for some amount of time.", ">\n\nBetween this and the other things happening around the world it's like watching the events of the past 2-3 years replaying themselves.", ">\n\n\n\nSuez Canal blocked by a cargo ship ✅\n\n\nA high number of contagious tourists coming in from China ✅\n\n\nA defeated president's supporters storm a country's government buildings ✅\n\n\nYep, sounds familiar alright.", ">\n\nHistory repeats, no one learns from the past.", ">\n\nI just heard someone say, \"History doesn't repeat itself, but it does rhyme.\"", ">\n\nTime is a circle from a view except it's more like a staircase. And there's a shake at certain parts. \nHating the trudge upwards and always going around.", ">\n\nVonnegut or mcconaughey?", ">\n\n\"Canal traffic is unaffected, the canal authority's chairman Osama Rabie said.\"", ">\n\nCanal authority is what I call it when my wife bosses me around", ">\n\nNot again.", ">\n\nWhat next, a bowl of petunias?", ">\n\nWhat are you doing step-ship!?", ">\n\nI just need a quick tug.", ">\n\nHooray! Worldwide commerce meltdown again! Oh, wait, no, that one is bad...", ">\n\nSorry, no raises this year because that global thing that happened for a couple of days\n-Corporations", ">\n\nAlso, all of the products and services that aren't significantly impacted are going to receive price hikes regardless- which will stick around well-after the supply chain has normalized. Our ~~suckers~~ customers ~~are too dumb to notice~~ understand that our products and services have great value and we're always doing our best to stay competitive with the other sociopaths in the price-fixed industry.", ">\n\nDammit, again?", ">\n\n“Hey, I’ve seen this one! I’ve seen this one! This is a classic!”", ">\n\nAgain!?", ">\n\nYES! THEY PUT IT BACK!!!", ">\n\nImagine the captains face right now though. Just think. They all hope it won't be them, but it had to be someone.", ">\n\nI've already seen this season.", ">\n\n2023 writers getting lazy now.", ">\n\nI feel like I’ve heard this somewhere before…", ">\n\n:( why did it have to be a Ukrainian grain ship … they need the god damn money and the world needs their god damn grain .", ">\n\nAnd why does China need Ukrainian grain?", ">\n\nI’lll just leave this here.", ">\n\nThank you", ">\n\na.s.h.w.g.a.", ">\n\nThis should be interesting, 2023 off to a good start :)", ">\n\nLooks like a lousy remake of couple of previous years...", ">\n\nHave we even recover from the last?", ">\n\nI already saw this episode…", ">\n\nLet's gooooo.", ">\n\nThese idiots can't captain ships for shit" ]

[ "Here we go again...\nWhat do we do with a drunken sailor? What do we do we do with a drunken sailor? What do we do with a drunken sailor, early in the morning?", ">\n\nThrow em in the brig until they're sober", ">\n\nFeed 'em to the hungry rats for dinner.", ">\n\nAnd this is why I'll need to listen to the Drunken Whaler on repeat for some amount of time.", ">\n\nBetween this and the other things happening around the world it's like watching the events of the past 2-3 years replaying themselves.", ">\n\n\n\nSuez Canal blocked by a cargo ship ✅\n\n\nA high number of contagious tourists coming in from China ✅\n\n\nA defeated president's supporters storm a country's government buildings ✅\n\n\nYep, sounds familiar alright.", ">\n\nHistory repeats, no one learns from the past.", ">\n\nI just heard someone say, \"History doesn't repeat itself, but it does rhyme.\"", ">\n\nTime is a circle from a view except it's more like a staircase. And there's a shake at certain parts. \nHating the trudge upwards and always going around.", ">\n\nVonnegut or mcconaughey?", ">\n\n\"Canal traffic is unaffected, the canal authority's chairman Osama Rabie said.\"", ">\n\nCanal authority is what I call it when my wife bosses me around", ">\n\nNot again.", ">\n\nWhat next, a bowl of petunias?", ">\n\nWhat are you doing step-ship!?", ">\n\nI just need a quick tug.", ">\n\nHooray! Worldwide commerce meltdown again! Oh, wait, no, that one is bad...", ">\n\nSorry, no raises this year because that global thing that happened for a couple of days\n-Corporations", ">\n\nAlso, all of the products and services that aren't significantly impacted are going to receive price hikes regardless- which will stick around well-after the supply chain has normalized. Our ~~suckers~~ customers ~~are too dumb to notice~~ understand that our products and services have great value and we're always doing our best to stay competitive with the other sociopaths in the price-fixed industry.", ">\n\nDammit, again?", ">\n\n“Hey, I’ve seen this one! I’ve seen this one! This is a classic!”", ">\n\nAgain!?", ">\n\nYES! THEY PUT IT BACK!!!", ">\n\nImagine the captains face right now though. Just think. They all hope it won't be them, but it had to be someone.", ">\n\nI've already seen this season.", ">\n\n2023 writers getting lazy now.", ">\n\nI feel like I’ve heard this somewhere before…", ">\n\n:( why did it have to be a Ukrainian grain ship … they need the god damn money and the world needs their god damn grain .", ">\n\nAnd why does China need Ukrainian grain?", ">\n\nI’lll just leave this here.", ">\n\nThank you", ">\n\na.s.h.w.g.a.", ">\n\nThis should be interesting, 2023 off to a good start :)", ">\n\nLooks like a lousy remake of couple of previous years...", ">\n\nHave we even recover from the last?", ">\n\nI already saw this episode…", ">\n\nLet's gooooo.", ">\n\nThese idiots can't captain ships for shit", ">\n\nFrom the article: “It is currently unclear to what extent canal traffic is affected.”\nPretty sure that means it is badly affected." ]

[ "Here we go again...\nWhat do we do with a drunken sailor? What do we do we do with a drunken sailor? What do we do with a drunken sailor, early in the morning?", ">\n\nThrow em in the brig until they're sober", ">\n\nFeed 'em to the hungry rats for dinner.", ">\n\nAnd this is why I'll need to listen to the Drunken Whaler on repeat for some amount of time.", ">\n\nBetween this and the other things happening around the world it's like watching the events of the past 2-3 years replaying themselves.", ">\n\n\n\nSuez Canal blocked by a cargo ship ✅\n\n\nA high number of contagious tourists coming in from China ✅\n\n\nA defeated president's supporters storm a country's government buildings ✅\n\n\nYep, sounds familiar alright.", ">\n\nHistory repeats, no one learns from the past.", ">\n\nI just heard someone say, \"History doesn't repeat itself, but it does rhyme.\"", ">\n\nTime is a circle from a view except it's more like a staircase. And there's a shake at certain parts. \nHating the trudge upwards and always going around.", ">\n\nVonnegut or mcconaughey?", ">\n\n\"Canal traffic is unaffected, the canal authority's chairman Osama Rabie said.\"", ">\n\nCanal authority is what I call it when my wife bosses me around", ">\n\nNot again.", ">\n\nWhat next, a bowl of petunias?", ">\n\nWhat are you doing step-ship!?", ">\n\nI just need a quick tug.", ">\n\nHooray! Worldwide commerce meltdown again! Oh, wait, no, that one is bad...", ">\n\nSorry, no raises this year because that global thing that happened for a couple of days\n-Corporations", ">\n\nAlso, all of the products and services that aren't significantly impacted are going to receive price hikes regardless- which will stick around well-after the supply chain has normalized. Our ~~suckers~~ customers ~~are too dumb to notice~~ understand that our products and services have great value and we're always doing our best to stay competitive with the other sociopaths in the price-fixed industry.", ">\n\nDammit, again?", ">\n\n“Hey, I’ve seen this one! I’ve seen this one! This is a classic!”", ">\n\nAgain!?", ">\n\nYES! THEY PUT IT BACK!!!", ">\n\nImagine the captains face right now though. Just think. They all hope it won't be them, but it had to be someone.", ">\n\nI've already seen this season.", ">\n\n2023 writers getting lazy now.", ">\n\nI feel like I’ve heard this somewhere before…", ">\n\n:( why did it have to be a Ukrainian grain ship … they need the god damn money and the world needs their god damn grain .", ">\n\nAnd why does China need Ukrainian grain?", ">\n\nI’lll just leave this here.", ">\n\nThank you", ">\n\na.s.h.w.g.a.", ">\n\nThis should be interesting, 2023 off to a good start :)", ">\n\nLooks like a lousy remake of couple of previous years...", ">\n\nHave we even recover from the last?", ">\n\nI already saw this episode…", ">\n\nLet's gooooo.", ">\n\nThese idiots can't captain ships for shit", ">\n\nFrom the article: “It is currently unclear to what extent canal traffic is affected.”\nPretty sure that means it is badly affected.", ">\n\nAlso from the article:\n\nCanal traffic is unaffected, the canal authority's chairman Osama Rabie said." ]

[ "Here we go again...\nWhat do we do with a drunken sailor? What do we do we do with a drunken sailor? What do we do with a drunken sailor, early in the morning?", ">\n\nThrow em in the brig until they're sober", ">\n\nFeed 'em to the hungry rats for dinner.", ">\n\nAnd this is why I'll need to listen to the Drunken Whaler on repeat for some amount of time.", ">\n\nBetween this and the other things happening around the world it's like watching the events of the past 2-3 years replaying themselves.", ">\n\n\n\nSuez Canal blocked by a cargo ship ✅\n\n\nA high number of contagious tourists coming in from China ✅\n\n\nA defeated president's supporters storm a country's government buildings ✅\n\n\nYep, sounds familiar alright.", ">\n\nHistory repeats, no one learns from the past.", ">\n\nI just heard someone say, \"History doesn't repeat itself, but it does rhyme.\"", ">\n\nTime is a circle from a view except it's more like a staircase. And there's a shake at certain parts. \nHating the trudge upwards and always going around.", ">\n\nVonnegut or mcconaughey?", ">\n\n\"Canal traffic is unaffected, the canal authority's chairman Osama Rabie said.\"", ">\n\nCanal authority is what I call it when my wife bosses me around", ">\n\nNot again.", ">\n\nWhat next, a bowl of petunias?", ">\n\nWhat are you doing step-ship!?", ">\n\nI just need a quick tug.", ">\n\nHooray! Worldwide commerce meltdown again! Oh, wait, no, that one is bad...", ">\n\nSorry, no raises this year because that global thing that happened for a couple of days\n-Corporations", ">\n\nAlso, all of the products and services that aren't significantly impacted are going to receive price hikes regardless- which will stick around well-after the supply chain has normalized. Our ~~suckers~~ customers ~~are too dumb to notice~~ understand that our products and services have great value and we're always doing our best to stay competitive with the other sociopaths in the price-fixed industry.", ">\n\nDammit, again?", ">\n\n“Hey, I’ve seen this one! I’ve seen this one! This is a classic!”", ">\n\nAgain!?", ">\n\nYES! THEY PUT IT BACK!!!", ">\n\nImagine the captains face right now though. Just think. They all hope it won't be them, but it had to be someone.", ">\n\nI've already seen this season.", ">\n\n2023 writers getting lazy now.", ">\n\nI feel like I’ve heard this somewhere before…", ">\n\n:( why did it have to be a Ukrainian grain ship … they need the god damn money and the world needs their god damn grain .", ">\n\nAnd why does China need Ukrainian grain?", ">\n\nI’lll just leave this here.", ">\n\nThank you", ">\n\na.s.h.w.g.a.", ">\n\nThis should be interesting, 2023 off to a good start :)", ">\n\nLooks like a lousy remake of couple of previous years...", ">\n\nHave we even recover from the last?", ">\n\nI already saw this episode…", ">\n\nLet's gooooo.", ">\n\nThese idiots can't captain ships for shit", ">\n\nFrom the article: “It is currently unclear to what extent canal traffic is affected.”\nPretty sure that means it is badly affected.", ">\n\nAlso from the article:\n\nCanal traffic is unaffected, the canal authority's chairman Osama Rabie said.", ">\n\nIm not even lying, they changed/updated the article and now its 4x as long with much more info. Thanks." ]

[ "Here we go again...\nWhat do we do with a drunken sailor? What do we do we do with a drunken sailor? What do we do with a drunken sailor, early in the morning?", ">\n\nThrow em in the brig until they're sober", ">\n\nFeed 'em to the hungry rats for dinner.", ">\n\nAnd this is why I'll need to listen to the Drunken Whaler on repeat for some amount of time.", ">\n\nBetween this and the other things happening around the world it's like watching the events of the past 2-3 years replaying themselves.", ">\n\n\n\nSuez Canal blocked by a cargo ship ✅\n\n\nA high number of contagious tourists coming in from China ✅\n\n\nA defeated president's supporters storm a country's government buildings ✅\n\n\nYep, sounds familiar alright.", ">\n\nHistory repeats, no one learns from the past.", ">\n\nI just heard someone say, \"History doesn't repeat itself, but it does rhyme.\"", ">\n\nTime is a circle from a view except it's more like a staircase. And there's a shake at certain parts. \nHating the trudge upwards and always going around.", ">\n\nVonnegut or mcconaughey?", ">\n\n\"Canal traffic is unaffected, the canal authority's chairman Osama Rabie said.\"", ">\n\nCanal authority is what I call it when my wife bosses me around", ">\n\nNot again.", ">\n\nWhat next, a bowl of petunias?", ">\n\nWhat are you doing step-ship!?", ">\n\nI just need a quick tug.", ">\n\nHooray! Worldwide commerce meltdown again! Oh, wait, no, that one is bad...", ">\n\nSorry, no raises this year because that global thing that happened for a couple of days\n-Corporations", ">\n\nAlso, all of the products and services that aren't significantly impacted are going to receive price hikes regardless- which will stick around well-after the supply chain has normalized. Our ~~suckers~~ customers ~~are too dumb to notice~~ understand that our products and services have great value and we're always doing our best to stay competitive with the other sociopaths in the price-fixed industry.", ">\n\nDammit, again?", ">\n\n“Hey, I’ve seen this one! I’ve seen this one! This is a classic!”", ">\n\nAgain!?", ">\n\nYES! THEY PUT IT BACK!!!", ">\n\nImagine the captains face right now though. Just think. They all hope it won't be them, but it had to be someone.", ">\n\nI've already seen this season.", ">\n\n2023 writers getting lazy now.", ">\n\nI feel like I’ve heard this somewhere before…", ">\n\n:( why did it have to be a Ukrainian grain ship … they need the god damn money and the world needs their god damn grain .", ">\n\nAnd why does China need Ukrainian grain?", ">\n\nI’lll just leave this here.", ">\n\nThank you", ">\n\na.s.h.w.g.a.", ">\n\nThis should be interesting, 2023 off to a good start :)", ">\n\nLooks like a lousy remake of couple of previous years...", ">\n\nHave we even recover from the last?", ">\n\nI already saw this episode…", ">\n\nLet's gooooo.", ">\n\nThese idiots can't captain ships for shit", ">\n\nFrom the article: “It is currently unclear to what extent canal traffic is affected.”\nPretty sure that means it is badly affected.", ">\n\nAlso from the article:\n\nCanal traffic is unaffected, the canal authority's chairman Osama Rabie said.", ">\n\nIm not even lying, they changed/updated the article and now its 4x as long with much more info. Thanks.", ">\n\nI actually thought something like that happened. I don't think you're lying! I mean, that would be a weird thing to lie about." ]

[ "Here we go again...\nWhat do we do with a drunken sailor? What do we do we do with a drunken sailor? What do we do with a drunken sailor, early in the morning?", ">\n\nThrow em in the brig until they're sober", ">\n\nFeed 'em to the hungry rats for dinner.", ">\n\nAnd this is why I'll need to listen to the Drunken Whaler on repeat for some amount of time.", ">\n\nBetween this and the other things happening around the world it's like watching the events of the past 2-3 years replaying themselves.", ">\n\n\n\nSuez Canal blocked by a cargo ship ✅\n\n\nA high number of contagious tourists coming in from China ✅\n\n\nA defeated president's supporters storm a country's government buildings ✅\n\n\nYep, sounds familiar alright.", ">\n\nHistory repeats, no one learns from the past.", ">\n\nI just heard someone say, \"History doesn't repeat itself, but it does rhyme.\"", ">\n\nTime is a circle from a view except it's more like a staircase. And there's a shake at certain parts. \nHating the trudge upwards and always going around.", ">\n\nVonnegut or mcconaughey?", ">\n\n\"Canal traffic is unaffected, the canal authority's chairman Osama Rabie said.\"", ">\n\nCanal authority is what I call it when my wife bosses me around", ">\n\nNot again.", ">\n\nWhat next, a bowl of petunias?", ">\n\nWhat are you doing step-ship!?", ">\n\nI just need a quick tug.", ">\n\nHooray! Worldwide commerce meltdown again! Oh, wait, no, that one is bad...", ">\n\nSorry, no raises this year because that global thing that happened for a couple of days\n-Corporations", ">\n\nAlso, all of the products and services that aren't significantly impacted are going to receive price hikes regardless- which will stick around well-after the supply chain has normalized. Our ~~suckers~~ customers ~~are too dumb to notice~~ understand that our products and services have great value and we're always doing our best to stay competitive with the other sociopaths in the price-fixed industry.", ">\n\nDammit, again?", ">\n\n“Hey, I’ve seen this one! I’ve seen this one! This is a classic!”", ">\n\nAgain!?", ">\n\nYES! THEY PUT IT BACK!!!", ">\n\nImagine the captains face right now though. Just think. They all hope it won't be them, but it had to be someone.", ">\n\nI've already seen this season.", ">\n\n2023 writers getting lazy now.", ">\n\nI feel like I’ve heard this somewhere before…", ">\n\n:( why did it have to be a Ukrainian grain ship … they need the god damn money and the world needs their god damn grain .", ">\n\nAnd why does China need Ukrainian grain?", ">\n\nI’lll just leave this here.", ">\n\nThank you", ">\n\na.s.h.w.g.a.", ">\n\nThis should be interesting, 2023 off to a good start :)", ">\n\nLooks like a lousy remake of couple of previous years...", ">\n\nHave we even recover from the last?", ">\n\nI already saw this episode…", ">\n\nLet's gooooo.", ">\n\nThese idiots can't captain ships for shit", ">\n\nFrom the article: “It is currently unclear to what extent canal traffic is affected.”\nPretty sure that means it is badly affected.", ">\n\nAlso from the article:\n\nCanal traffic is unaffected, the canal authority's chairman Osama Rabie said.", ">\n\nIm not even lying, they changed/updated the article and now its 4x as long with much more info. Thanks.", ">\n\nI actually thought something like that happened. I don't think you're lying! I mean, that would be a weird thing to lie about.", ">\n\nFor f sake can the US just pay Egypt to build a fing second line already. Pretty sure the US could have paid Egypt to build 12 canals from the last wreck and now here we are again. Seriously Egypt doesn't have the money so just pay for it already so we don't have months long shipping crisis every year." ]

[ "Here we go again...\nWhat do we do with a drunken sailor? What do we do we do with a drunken sailor? What do we do with a drunken sailor, early in the morning?", ">\n\nThrow em in the brig until they're sober", ">\n\nFeed 'em to the hungry rats for dinner.", ">\n\nAnd this is why I'll need to listen to the Drunken Whaler on repeat for some amount of time.", ">\n\nBetween this and the other things happening around the world it's like watching the events of the past 2-3 years replaying themselves.", ">\n\n\n\nSuez Canal blocked by a cargo ship ✅\n\n\nA high number of contagious tourists coming in from China ✅\n\n\nA defeated president's supporters storm a country's government buildings ✅\n\n\nYep, sounds familiar alright.", ">\n\nHistory repeats, no one learns from the past.", ">\n\nI just heard someone say, \"History doesn't repeat itself, but it does rhyme.\"", ">\n\nTime is a circle from a view except it's more like a staircase. And there's a shake at certain parts. \nHating the trudge upwards and always going around.", ">\n\nVonnegut or mcconaughey?", ">\n\n\"Canal traffic is unaffected, the canal authority's chairman Osama Rabie said.\"", ">\n\nCanal authority is what I call it when my wife bosses me around", ">\n\nNot again.", ">\n\nWhat next, a bowl of petunias?", ">\n\nWhat are you doing step-ship!?", ">\n\nI just need a quick tug.", ">\n\nHooray! Worldwide commerce meltdown again! Oh, wait, no, that one is bad...", ">\n\nSorry, no raises this year because that global thing that happened for a couple of days\n-Corporations", ">\n\nAlso, all of the products and services that aren't significantly impacted are going to receive price hikes regardless- which will stick around well-after the supply chain has normalized. Our ~~suckers~~ customers ~~are too dumb to notice~~ understand that our products and services have great value and we're always doing our best to stay competitive with the other sociopaths in the price-fixed industry.", ">\n\nDammit, again?", ">\n\n“Hey, I’ve seen this one! I’ve seen this one! This is a classic!”", ">\n\nAgain!?", ">\n\nYES! THEY PUT IT BACK!!!", ">\n\nImagine the captains face right now though. Just think. They all hope it won't be them, but it had to be someone.", ">\n\nI've already seen this season.", ">\n\n2023 writers getting lazy now.", ">\n\nI feel like I’ve heard this somewhere before…", ">\n\n:( why did it have to be a Ukrainian grain ship … they need the god damn money and the world needs their god damn grain .", ">\n\nAnd why does China need Ukrainian grain?", ">\n\nI’lll just leave this here.", ">\n\nThank you", ">\n\na.s.h.w.g.a.", ">\n\nThis should be interesting, 2023 off to a good start :)", ">\n\nLooks like a lousy remake of couple of previous years...", ">\n\nHave we even recover from the last?", ">\n\nI already saw this episode…", ">\n\nLet's gooooo.", ">\n\nThese idiots can't captain ships for shit", ">\n\nFrom the article: “It is currently unclear to what extent canal traffic is affected.”\nPretty sure that means it is badly affected.", ">\n\nAlso from the article:\n\nCanal traffic is unaffected, the canal authority's chairman Osama Rabie said.", ">\n\nIm not even lying, they changed/updated the article and now its 4x as long with much more info. Thanks.", ">\n\nI actually thought something like that happened. I don't think you're lying! I mean, that would be a weird thing to lie about.", ">\n\nFor f sake can the US just pay Egypt to build a fing second line already. Pretty sure the US could have paid Egypt to build 12 canals from the last wreck and now here we are again. Seriously Egypt doesn't have the money so just pay for it already so we don't have months long shipping crisis every year.", ">\n\nThis ignores both the history of the existing canal and the current megaprojects unfolding in egypt" ]

[ "Here we go again...\nWhat do we do with a drunken sailor? What do we do we do with a drunken sailor? What do we do with a drunken sailor, early in the morning?", ">\n\nThrow em in the brig until they're sober", ">\n\nFeed 'em to the hungry rats for dinner.", ">\n\nAnd this is why I'll need to listen to the Drunken Whaler on repeat for some amount of time.", ">\n\nBetween this and the other things happening around the world it's like watching the events of the past 2-3 years replaying themselves.", ">\n\n\n\nSuez Canal blocked by a cargo ship ✅\n\n\nA high number of contagious tourists coming in from China ✅\n\n\nA defeated president's supporters storm a country's government buildings ✅\n\n\nYep, sounds familiar alright.", ">\n\nHistory repeats, no one learns from the past.", ">\n\nI just heard someone say, \"History doesn't repeat itself, but it does rhyme.\"", ">\n\nTime is a circle from a view except it's more like a staircase. And there's a shake at certain parts. \nHating the trudge upwards and always going around.", ">\n\nVonnegut or mcconaughey?", ">\n\n\"Canal traffic is unaffected, the canal authority's chairman Osama Rabie said.\"", ">\n\nCanal authority is what I call it when my wife bosses me around", ">\n\nNot again.", ">\n\nWhat next, a bowl of petunias?", ">\n\nWhat are you doing step-ship!?", ">\n\nI just need a quick tug.", ">\n\nHooray! Worldwide commerce meltdown again! Oh, wait, no, that one is bad...", ">\n\nSorry, no raises this year because that global thing that happened for a couple of days\n-Corporations", ">\n\nAlso, all of the products and services that aren't significantly impacted are going to receive price hikes regardless- which will stick around well-after the supply chain has normalized. Our ~~suckers~~ customers ~~are too dumb to notice~~ understand that our products and services have great value and we're always doing our best to stay competitive with the other sociopaths in the price-fixed industry.", ">\n\nDammit, again?", ">\n\n“Hey, I’ve seen this one! I’ve seen this one! This is a classic!”", ">\n\nAgain!?", ">\n\nYES! THEY PUT IT BACK!!!", ">\n\nImagine the captains face right now though. Just think. They all hope it won't be them, but it had to be someone.", ">\n\nI've already seen this season.", ">\n\n2023 writers getting lazy now.", ">\n\nI feel like I’ve heard this somewhere before…", ">\n\n:( why did it have to be a Ukrainian grain ship … they need the god damn money and the world needs their god damn grain .", ">\n\nAnd why does China need Ukrainian grain?", ">\n\nI’lll just leave this here.", ">\n\nThank you", ">\n\na.s.h.w.g.a.", ">\n\nThis should be interesting, 2023 off to a good start :)", ">\n\nLooks like a lousy remake of couple of previous years...", ">\n\nHave we even recover from the last?", ">\n\nI already saw this episode…", ">\n\nLet's gooooo.", ">\n\nThese idiots can't captain ships for shit", ">\n\nFrom the article: “It is currently unclear to what extent canal traffic is affected.”\nPretty sure that means it is badly affected.", ">\n\nAlso from the article:\n\nCanal traffic is unaffected, the canal authority's chairman Osama Rabie said.", ">\n\nIm not even lying, they changed/updated the article and now its 4x as long with much more info. Thanks.", ">\n\nI actually thought something like that happened. I don't think you're lying! I mean, that would be a weird thing to lie about.", ">\n\nFor f sake can the US just pay Egypt to build a fing second line already. Pretty sure the US could have paid Egypt to build 12 canals from the last wreck and now here we are again. Seriously Egypt doesn't have the money so just pay for it already so we don't have months long shipping crisis every year.", ">\n\nThis ignores both the history of the existing canal and the current megaprojects unfolding in egypt", ">\n\nWe've got another one, folks! 🎉🎉🎉🎉 (On a serious note, FOR FUCK'S SAKE!)" ]

[ "Here we go again...\nWhat do we do with a drunken sailor? What do we do we do with a drunken sailor? What do we do with a drunken sailor, early in the morning?", ">\n\nThrow em in the brig until they're sober", ">\n\nFeed 'em to the hungry rats for dinner.", ">\n\nAnd this is why I'll need to listen to the Drunken Whaler on repeat for some amount of time.", ">\n\nBetween this and the other things happening around the world it's like watching the events of the past 2-3 years replaying themselves.", ">\n\n\n\nSuez Canal blocked by a cargo ship ✅\n\n\nA high number of contagious tourists coming in from China ✅\n\n\nA defeated president's supporters storm a country's government buildings ✅\n\n\nYep, sounds familiar alright.", ">\n\nHistory repeats, no one learns from the past.", ">\n\nI just heard someone say, \"History doesn't repeat itself, but it does rhyme.\"", ">\n\nTime is a circle from a view except it's more like a staircase. And there's a shake at certain parts. \nHating the trudge upwards and always going around.", ">\n\nVonnegut or mcconaughey?", ">\n\n\"Canal traffic is unaffected, the canal authority's chairman Osama Rabie said.\"", ">\n\nCanal authority is what I call it when my wife bosses me around", ">\n\nNot again.", ">\n\nWhat next, a bowl of petunias?", ">\n\nWhat are you doing step-ship!?", ">\n\nI just need a quick tug.", ">\n\nHooray! Worldwide commerce meltdown again! Oh, wait, no, that one is bad...", ">\n\nSorry, no raises this year because that global thing that happened for a couple of days\n-Corporations", ">\n\nAlso, all of the products and services that aren't significantly impacted are going to receive price hikes regardless- which will stick around well-after the supply chain has normalized. Our ~~suckers~~ customers ~~are too dumb to notice~~ understand that our products and services have great value and we're always doing our best to stay competitive with the other sociopaths in the price-fixed industry.", ">\n\nDammit, again?", ">\n\n“Hey, I’ve seen this one! I’ve seen this one! This is a classic!”", ">\n\nAgain!?", ">\n\nYES! THEY PUT IT BACK!!!", ">\n\nImagine the captains face right now though. Just think. They all hope it won't be them, but it had to be someone.", ">\n\nI've already seen this season.", ">\n\n2023 writers getting lazy now.", ">\n\nI feel like I’ve heard this somewhere before…", ">\n\n:( why did it have to be a Ukrainian grain ship … they need the god damn money and the world needs their god damn grain .", ">\n\nAnd why does China need Ukrainian grain?", ">\n\nI’lll just leave this here.", ">\n\nThank you", ">\n\na.s.h.w.g.a.", ">\n\nThis should be interesting, 2023 off to a good start :)", ">\n\nLooks like a lousy remake of couple of previous years...", ">\n\nHave we even recover from the last?", ">\n\nI already saw this episode…", ">\n\nLet's gooooo.", ">\n\nThese idiots can't captain ships for shit", ">\n\nFrom the article: “It is currently unclear to what extent canal traffic is affected.”\nPretty sure that means it is badly affected.", ">\n\nAlso from the article:\n\nCanal traffic is unaffected, the canal authority's chairman Osama Rabie said.", ">\n\nIm not even lying, they changed/updated the article and now its 4x as long with much more info. Thanks.", ">\n\nI actually thought something like that happened. I don't think you're lying! I mean, that would be a weird thing to lie about.", ">\n\nFor f sake can the US just pay Egypt to build a fing second line already. Pretty sure the US could have paid Egypt to build 12 canals from the last wreck and now here we are again. Seriously Egypt doesn't have the money so just pay for it already so we don't have months long shipping crisis every year.", ">\n\nThis ignores both the history of the existing canal and the current megaprojects unfolding in egypt", ">\n\nWe've got another one, folks! 🎉🎉🎉🎉 (On a serious note, FOR FUCK'S SAKE!)", ">\n\nOh god please, Not again." ]

[ "Here we go again...\nWhat do we do with a drunken sailor? What do we do we do with a drunken sailor? What do we do with a drunken sailor, early in the morning?", ">\n\nThrow em in the brig until they're sober", ">\n\nFeed 'em to the hungry rats for dinner.", ">\n\nAnd this is why I'll need to listen to the Drunken Whaler on repeat for some amount of time.", ">\n\nBetween this and the other things happening around the world it's like watching the events of the past 2-3 years replaying themselves.", ">\n\n\n\nSuez Canal blocked by a cargo ship ✅\n\n\nA high number of contagious tourists coming in from China ✅\n\n\nA defeated president's supporters storm a country's government buildings ✅\n\n\nYep, sounds familiar alright.", ">\n\nHistory repeats, no one learns from the past.", ">\n\nI just heard someone say, \"History doesn't repeat itself, but it does rhyme.\"", ">\n\nTime is a circle from a view except it's more like a staircase. And there's a shake at certain parts. \nHating the trudge upwards and always going around.", ">\n\nVonnegut or mcconaughey?", ">\n\n\"Canal traffic is unaffected, the canal authority's chairman Osama Rabie said.\"", ">\n\nCanal authority is what I call it when my wife bosses me around", ">\n\nNot again.", ">\n\nWhat next, a bowl of petunias?", ">\n\nWhat are you doing step-ship!?", ">\n\nI just need a quick tug.", ">\n\nHooray! Worldwide commerce meltdown again! Oh, wait, no, that one is bad...", ">\n\nSorry, no raises this year because that global thing that happened for a couple of days\n-Corporations", ">\n\nAlso, all of the products and services that aren't significantly impacted are going to receive price hikes regardless- which will stick around well-after the supply chain has normalized. Our ~~suckers~~ customers ~~are too dumb to notice~~ understand that our products and services have great value and we're always doing our best to stay competitive with the other sociopaths in the price-fixed industry.", ">\n\nDammit, again?", ">\n\n“Hey, I’ve seen this one! I’ve seen this one! This is a classic!”", ">\n\nAgain!?", ">\n\nYES! THEY PUT IT BACK!!!", ">\n\nImagine the captains face right now though. Just think. They all hope it won't be them, but it had to be someone.", ">\n\nI've already seen this season.", ">\n\n2023 writers getting lazy now.", ">\n\nI feel like I’ve heard this somewhere before…", ">\n\n:( why did it have to be a Ukrainian grain ship … they need the god damn money and the world needs their god damn grain .", ">\n\nAnd why does China need Ukrainian grain?", ">\n\nI’lll just leave this here.", ">\n\nThank you", ">\n\na.s.h.w.g.a.", ">\n\nThis should be interesting, 2023 off to a good start :)", ">\n\nLooks like a lousy remake of couple of previous years...", ">\n\nHave we even recover from the last?", ">\n\nI already saw this episode…", ">\n\nLet's gooooo.", ">\n\nThese idiots can't captain ships for shit", ">\n\nFrom the article: “It is currently unclear to what extent canal traffic is affected.”\nPretty sure that means it is badly affected.", ">\n\nAlso from the article:\n\nCanal traffic is unaffected, the canal authority's chairman Osama Rabie said.", ">\n\nIm not even lying, they changed/updated the article and now its 4x as long with much more info. Thanks.", ">\n\nI actually thought something like that happened. I don't think you're lying! I mean, that would be a weird thing to lie about.", ">\n\nFor f sake can the US just pay Egypt to build a fing second line already. Pretty sure the US could have paid Egypt to build 12 canals from the last wreck and now here we are again. Seriously Egypt doesn't have the money so just pay for it already so we don't have months long shipping crisis every year.", ">\n\nThis ignores both the history of the existing canal and the current megaprojects unfolding in egypt", ">\n\nWe've got another one, folks! 🎉🎉🎉🎉 (On a serious note, FOR FUCK'S SAKE!)", ">\n\nOh god please, Not again.", ">\n\nI bet my new tote bag was on there." ]

[ "Here we go again...\nWhat do we do with a drunken sailor? What do we do we do with a drunken sailor? What do we do with a drunken sailor, early in the morning?", ">\n\nThrow em in the brig until they're sober", ">\n\nFeed 'em to the hungry rats for dinner.", ">\n\nAnd this is why I'll need to listen to the Drunken Whaler on repeat for some amount of time.", ">\n\nBetween this and the other things happening around the world it's like watching the events of the past 2-3 years replaying themselves.", ">\n\n\n\nSuez Canal blocked by a cargo ship ✅\n\n\nA high number of contagious tourists coming in from China ✅\n\n\nA defeated president's supporters storm a country's government buildings ✅\n\n\nYep, sounds familiar alright.", ">\n\nHistory repeats, no one learns from the past.", ">\n\nI just heard someone say, \"History doesn't repeat itself, but it does rhyme.\"", ">\n\nTime is a circle from a view except it's more like a staircase. And there's a shake at certain parts. \nHating the trudge upwards and always going around.", ">\n\nVonnegut or mcconaughey?", ">\n\n\"Canal traffic is unaffected, the canal authority's chairman Osama Rabie said.\"", ">\n\nCanal authority is what I call it when my wife bosses me around", ">\n\nNot again.", ">\n\nWhat next, a bowl of petunias?", ">\n\nWhat are you doing step-ship!?", ">\n\nI just need a quick tug.", ">\n\nHooray! Worldwide commerce meltdown again! Oh, wait, no, that one is bad...", ">\n\nSorry, no raises this year because that global thing that happened for a couple of days\n-Corporations", ">\n\nAlso, all of the products and services that aren't significantly impacted are going to receive price hikes regardless- which will stick around well-after the supply chain has normalized. Our ~~suckers~~ customers ~~are too dumb to notice~~ understand that our products and services have great value and we're always doing our best to stay competitive with the other sociopaths in the price-fixed industry.", ">\n\nDammit, again?", ">\n\n“Hey, I’ve seen this one! I’ve seen this one! This is a classic!”", ">\n\nAgain!?", ">\n\nYES! THEY PUT IT BACK!!!", ">\n\nImagine the captains face right now though. Just think. They all hope it won't be them, but it had to be someone.", ">\n\nI've already seen this season.", ">\n\n2023 writers getting lazy now.", ">\n\nI feel like I’ve heard this somewhere before…", ">\n\n:( why did it have to be a Ukrainian grain ship … they need the god damn money and the world needs their god damn grain .", ">\n\nAnd why does China need Ukrainian grain?", ">\n\nI’lll just leave this here.", ">\n\nThank you", ">\n\na.s.h.w.g.a.", ">\n\nThis should be interesting, 2023 off to a good start :)", ">\n\nLooks like a lousy remake of couple of previous years...", ">\n\nHave we even recover from the last?", ">\n\nI already saw this episode…", ">\n\nLet's gooooo.", ">\n\nThese idiots can't captain ships for shit", ">\n\nFrom the article: “It is currently unclear to what extent canal traffic is affected.”\nPretty sure that means it is badly affected.", ">\n\nAlso from the article:\n\nCanal traffic is unaffected, the canal authority's chairman Osama Rabie said.", ">\n\nIm not even lying, they changed/updated the article and now its 4x as long with much more info. Thanks.", ">\n\nI actually thought something like that happened. I don't think you're lying! I mean, that would be a weird thing to lie about.", ">\n\nFor f sake can the US just pay Egypt to build a fing second line already. Pretty sure the US could have paid Egypt to build 12 canals from the last wreck and now here we are again. Seriously Egypt doesn't have the money so just pay for it already so we don't have months long shipping crisis every year.", ">\n\nThis ignores both the history of the existing canal and the current megaprojects unfolding in egypt", ">\n\nWe've got another one, folks! 🎉🎉🎉🎉 (On a serious note, FOR FUCK'S SAKE!)", ">\n\nOh god please, Not again.", ">\n\nI bet my new tote bag was on there.", ">\n\nOn a ship carrying grain from Ukraine to China?" ]

[ "Here we go again...\nWhat do we do with a drunken sailor? What do we do we do with a drunken sailor? What do we do with a drunken sailor, early in the morning?", ">\n\nThrow em in the brig until they're sober", ">\n\nFeed 'em to the hungry rats for dinner.", ">\n\nAnd this is why I'll need to listen to the Drunken Whaler on repeat for some amount of time.", ">\n\nBetween this and the other things happening around the world it's like watching the events of the past 2-3 years replaying themselves.", ">\n\n\n\nSuez Canal blocked by a cargo ship ✅\n\n\nA high number of contagious tourists coming in from China ✅\n\n\nA defeated president's supporters storm a country's government buildings ✅\n\n\nYep, sounds familiar alright.", ">\n\nHistory repeats, no one learns from the past.", ">\n\nI just heard someone say, \"History doesn't repeat itself, but it does rhyme.\"", ">\n\nTime is a circle from a view except it's more like a staircase. And there's a shake at certain parts. \nHating the trudge upwards and always going around.", ">\n\nVonnegut or mcconaughey?", ">\n\n\"Canal traffic is unaffected, the canal authority's chairman Osama Rabie said.\"", ">\n\nCanal authority is what I call it when my wife bosses me around", ">\n\nNot again.", ">\n\nWhat next, a bowl of petunias?", ">\n\nWhat are you doing step-ship!?", ">\n\nI just need a quick tug.", ">\n\nHooray! Worldwide commerce meltdown again! Oh, wait, no, that one is bad...", ">\n\nSorry, no raises this year because that global thing that happened for a couple of days\n-Corporations", ">\n\nAlso, all of the products and services that aren't significantly impacted are going to receive price hikes regardless- which will stick around well-after the supply chain has normalized. Our ~~suckers~~ customers ~~are too dumb to notice~~ understand that our products and services have great value and we're always doing our best to stay competitive with the other sociopaths in the price-fixed industry.", ">\n\nDammit, again?", ">\n\n“Hey, I’ve seen this one! I’ve seen this one! This is a classic!”", ">\n\nAgain!?", ">\n\nYES! THEY PUT IT BACK!!!", ">\n\nImagine the captains face right now though. Just think. They all hope it won't be them, but it had to be someone.", ">\n\nI've already seen this season.", ">\n\n2023 writers getting lazy now.", ">\n\nI feel like I’ve heard this somewhere before…", ">\n\n:( why did it have to be a Ukrainian grain ship … they need the god damn money and the world needs their god damn grain .", ">\n\nAnd why does China need Ukrainian grain?", ">\n\nI’lll just leave this here.", ">\n\nThank you", ">\n\na.s.h.w.g.a.", ">\n\nThis should be interesting, 2023 off to a good start :)", ">\n\nLooks like a lousy remake of couple of previous years...", ">\n\nHave we even recover from the last?", ">\n\nI already saw this episode…", ">\n\nLet's gooooo.", ">\n\nThese idiots can't captain ships for shit", ">\n\nFrom the article: “It is currently unclear to what extent canal traffic is affected.”\nPretty sure that means it is badly affected.", ">\n\nAlso from the article:\n\nCanal traffic is unaffected, the canal authority's chairman Osama Rabie said.", ">\n\nIm not even lying, they changed/updated the article and now its 4x as long with much more info. Thanks.", ">\n\nI actually thought something like that happened. I don't think you're lying! I mean, that would be a weird thing to lie about.", ">\n\nFor f sake can the US just pay Egypt to build a fing second line already. Pretty sure the US could have paid Egypt to build 12 canals from the last wreck and now here we are again. Seriously Egypt doesn't have the money so just pay for it already so we don't have months long shipping crisis every year.", ">\n\nThis ignores both the history of the existing canal and the current megaprojects unfolding in egypt", ">\n\nWe've got another one, folks! 🎉🎉🎉🎉 (On a serious note, FOR FUCK'S SAKE!)", ">\n\nOh god please, Not again.", ">\n\nI bet my new tote bag was on there.", ">\n\nOn a ship carrying grain from Ukraine to China?", ">\n\n\nCanal traffic is unaffected, the canal authority's chairman Osama Rabie said." ]

[ "Here we go again...\nWhat do we do with a drunken sailor? What do we do we do with a drunken sailor? What do we do with a drunken sailor, early in the morning?", ">\n\nThrow em in the brig until they're sober", ">\n\nFeed 'em to the hungry rats for dinner.", ">\n\nAnd this is why I'll need to listen to the Drunken Whaler on repeat for some amount of time.", ">\n\nBetween this and the other things happening around the world it's like watching the events of the past 2-3 years replaying themselves.", ">\n\n\n\nSuez Canal blocked by a cargo ship ✅\n\n\nA high number of contagious tourists coming in from China ✅\n\n\nA defeated president's supporters storm a country's government buildings ✅\n\n\nYep, sounds familiar alright.", ">\n\nHistory repeats, no one learns from the past.", ">\n\nI just heard someone say, \"History doesn't repeat itself, but it does rhyme.\"", ">\n\nTime is a circle from a view except it's more like a staircase. And there's a shake at certain parts. \nHating the trudge upwards and always going around.", ">\n\nVonnegut or mcconaughey?", ">\n\n\"Canal traffic is unaffected, the canal authority's chairman Osama Rabie said.\"", ">\n\nCanal authority is what I call it when my wife bosses me around", ">\n\nNot again.", ">\n\nWhat next, a bowl of petunias?", ">\n\nWhat are you doing step-ship!?", ">\n\nI just need a quick tug.", ">\n\nHooray! Worldwide commerce meltdown again! Oh, wait, no, that one is bad...", ">\n\nSorry, no raises this year because that global thing that happened for a couple of days\n-Corporations", ">\n\nAlso, all of the products and services that aren't significantly impacted are going to receive price hikes regardless- which will stick around well-after the supply chain has normalized. Our ~~suckers~~ customers ~~are too dumb to notice~~ understand that our products and services have great value and we're always doing our best to stay competitive with the other sociopaths in the price-fixed industry.", ">\n\nDammit, again?", ">\n\n“Hey, I’ve seen this one! I’ve seen this one! This is a classic!”", ">\n\nAgain!?", ">\n\nYES! THEY PUT IT BACK!!!", ">\n\nImagine the captains face right now though. Just think. They all hope it won't be them, but it had to be someone.", ">\n\nI've already seen this season.", ">\n\n2023 writers getting lazy now.", ">\n\nI feel like I’ve heard this somewhere before…", ">\n\n:( why did it have to be a Ukrainian grain ship … they need the god damn money and the world needs their god damn grain .", ">\n\nAnd why does China need Ukrainian grain?", ">\n\nI’lll just leave this here.", ">\n\nThank you", ">\n\na.s.h.w.g.a.", ">\n\nThis should be interesting, 2023 off to a good start :)", ">\n\nLooks like a lousy remake of couple of previous years...", ">\n\nHave we even recover from the last?", ">\n\nI already saw this episode…", ">\n\nLet's gooooo.", ">\n\nThese idiots can't captain ships for shit", ">\n\nFrom the article: “It is currently unclear to what extent canal traffic is affected.”\nPretty sure that means it is badly affected.", ">\n\nAlso from the article:\n\nCanal traffic is unaffected, the canal authority's chairman Osama Rabie said.", ">\n\nIm not even lying, they changed/updated the article and now its 4x as long with much more info. Thanks.", ">\n\nI actually thought something like that happened. I don't think you're lying! I mean, that would be a weird thing to lie about.", ">\n\nFor f sake can the US just pay Egypt to build a fing second line already. Pretty sure the US could have paid Egypt to build 12 canals from the last wreck and now here we are again. Seriously Egypt doesn't have the money so just pay for it already so we don't have months long shipping crisis every year.", ">\n\nThis ignores both the history of the existing canal and the current megaprojects unfolding in egypt", ">\n\nWe've got another one, folks! 🎉🎉🎉🎉 (On a serious note, FOR FUCK'S SAKE!)", ">\n\nOh god please, Not again.", ">\n\nI bet my new tote bag was on there.", ">\n\nOn a ship carrying grain from Ukraine to China?", ">\n\n\nCanal traffic is unaffected, the canal authority's chairman Osama Rabie said.", ">\n\nIt’s like deja vu all over again." ]

[ "Here we go again...\nWhat do we do with a drunken sailor? What do we do we do with a drunken sailor? What do we do with a drunken sailor, early in the morning?", ">\n\nThrow em in the brig until they're sober", ">\n\nFeed 'em to the hungry rats for dinner.", ">\n\nAnd this is why I'll need to listen to the Drunken Whaler on repeat for some amount of time.", ">\n\nBetween this and the other things happening around the world it's like watching the events of the past 2-3 years replaying themselves.", ">\n\n\n\nSuez Canal blocked by a cargo ship ✅\n\n\nA high number of contagious tourists coming in from China ✅\n\n\nA defeated president's supporters storm a country's government buildings ✅\n\n\nYep, sounds familiar alright.", ">\n\nHistory repeats, no one learns from the past.", ">\n\nI just heard someone say, \"History doesn't repeat itself, but it does rhyme.\"", ">\n\nTime is a circle from a view except it's more like a staircase. And there's a shake at certain parts. \nHating the trudge upwards and always going around.", ">\n\nVonnegut or mcconaughey?", ">\n\n\"Canal traffic is unaffected, the canal authority's chairman Osama Rabie said.\"", ">\n\nCanal authority is what I call it when my wife bosses me around", ">\n\nNot again.", ">\n\nWhat next, a bowl of petunias?", ">\n\nWhat are you doing step-ship!?", ">\n\nI just need a quick tug.", ">\n\nHooray! Worldwide commerce meltdown again! Oh, wait, no, that one is bad...", ">\n\nSorry, no raises this year because that global thing that happened for a couple of days\n-Corporations", ">\n\nAlso, all of the products and services that aren't significantly impacted are going to receive price hikes regardless- which will stick around well-after the supply chain has normalized. Our ~~suckers~~ customers ~~are too dumb to notice~~ understand that our products and services have great value and we're always doing our best to stay competitive with the other sociopaths in the price-fixed industry.", ">\n\nDammit, again?", ">\n\n“Hey, I’ve seen this one! I’ve seen this one! This is a classic!”", ">\n\nAgain!?", ">\n\nYES! THEY PUT IT BACK!!!", ">\n\nImagine the captains face right now though. Just think. They all hope it won't be them, but it had to be someone.", ">\n\nI've already seen this season.", ">\n\n2023 writers getting lazy now.", ">\n\nI feel like I’ve heard this somewhere before…", ">\n\n:( why did it have to be a Ukrainian grain ship … they need the god damn money and the world needs their god damn grain .", ">\n\nAnd why does China need Ukrainian grain?", ">\n\nI’lll just leave this here.", ">\n\nThank you", ">\n\na.s.h.w.g.a.", ">\n\nThis should be interesting, 2023 off to a good start :)", ">\n\nLooks like a lousy remake of couple of previous years...", ">\n\nHave we even recover from the last?", ">\n\nI already saw this episode…", ">\n\nLet's gooooo.", ">\n\nThese idiots can't captain ships for shit", ">\n\nFrom the article: “It is currently unclear to what extent canal traffic is affected.”\nPretty sure that means it is badly affected.", ">\n\nAlso from the article:\n\nCanal traffic is unaffected, the canal authority's chairman Osama Rabie said.", ">\n\nIm not even lying, they changed/updated the article and now its 4x as long with much more info. Thanks.", ">\n\nI actually thought something like that happened. I don't think you're lying! I mean, that would be a weird thing to lie about.", ">\n\nFor f sake can the US just pay Egypt to build a fing second line already. Pretty sure the US could have paid Egypt to build 12 canals from the last wreck and now here we are again. Seriously Egypt doesn't have the money so just pay for it already so we don't have months long shipping crisis every year.", ">\n\nThis ignores both the history of the existing canal and the current megaprojects unfolding in egypt", ">\n\nWe've got another one, folks! 🎉🎉🎉🎉 (On a serious note, FOR FUCK'S SAKE!)", ">\n\nOh god please, Not again.", ">\n\nI bet my new tote bag was on there.", ">\n\nOn a ship carrying grain from Ukraine to China?", ">\n\n\nCanal traffic is unaffected, the canal authority's chairman Osama Rabie said.", ">\n\nIt’s like deja vu all over again.", ">\n\nAgain?" ]

[ "Here we go again...\nWhat do we do with a drunken sailor? What do we do we do with a drunken sailor? What do we do with a drunken sailor, early in the morning?", ">\n\nThrow em in the brig until they're sober", ">\n\nFeed 'em to the hungry rats for dinner.", ">\n\nAnd this is why I'll need to listen to the Drunken Whaler on repeat for some amount of time.", ">\n\nBetween this and the other things happening around the world it's like watching the events of the past 2-3 years replaying themselves.", ">\n\n\n\nSuez Canal blocked by a cargo ship ✅\n\n\nA high number of contagious tourists coming in from China ✅\n\n\nA defeated president's supporters storm a country's government buildings ✅\n\n\nYep, sounds familiar alright.", ">\n\nHistory repeats, no one learns from the past.", ">\n\nI just heard someone say, \"History doesn't repeat itself, but it does rhyme.\"", ">\n\nTime is a circle from a view except it's more like a staircase. And there's a shake at certain parts. \nHating the trudge upwards and always going around.", ">\n\nVonnegut or mcconaughey?", ">\n\n\"Canal traffic is unaffected, the canal authority's chairman Osama Rabie said.\"", ">\n\nCanal authority is what I call it when my wife bosses me around", ">\n\nNot again.", ">\n\nWhat next, a bowl of petunias?", ">\n\nWhat are you doing step-ship!?", ">\n\nI just need a quick tug.", ">\n\nHooray! Worldwide commerce meltdown again! Oh, wait, no, that one is bad...", ">\n\nSorry, no raises this year because that global thing that happened for a couple of days\n-Corporations", ">\n\nAlso, all of the products and services that aren't significantly impacted are going to receive price hikes regardless- which will stick around well-after the supply chain has normalized. Our ~~suckers~~ customers ~~are too dumb to notice~~ understand that our products and services have great value and we're always doing our best to stay competitive with the other sociopaths in the price-fixed industry.", ">\n\nDammit, again?", ">\n\n“Hey, I’ve seen this one! I’ve seen this one! This is a classic!”", ">\n\nAgain!?", ">\n\nYES! THEY PUT IT BACK!!!", ">\n\nImagine the captains face right now though. Just think. They all hope it won't be them, but it had to be someone.", ">\n\nI've already seen this season.", ">\n\n2023 writers getting lazy now.", ">\n\nI feel like I’ve heard this somewhere before…", ">\n\n:( why did it have to be a Ukrainian grain ship … they need the god damn money and the world needs their god damn grain .", ">\n\nAnd why does China need Ukrainian grain?", ">\n\nI’lll just leave this here.", ">\n\nThank you", ">\n\na.s.h.w.g.a.", ">\n\nThis should be interesting, 2023 off to a good start :)", ">\n\nLooks like a lousy remake of couple of previous years...", ">\n\nHave we even recover from the last?", ">\n\nI already saw this episode…", ">\n\nLet's gooooo.", ">\n\nThese idiots can't captain ships for shit", ">\n\nFrom the article: “It is currently unclear to what extent canal traffic is affected.”\nPretty sure that means it is badly affected.", ">\n\nAlso from the article:\n\nCanal traffic is unaffected, the canal authority's chairman Osama Rabie said.", ">\n\nIm not even lying, they changed/updated the article and now its 4x as long with much more info. Thanks.", ">\n\nI actually thought something like that happened. I don't think you're lying! I mean, that would be a weird thing to lie about.", ">\n\nFor f sake can the US just pay Egypt to build a fing second line already. Pretty sure the US could have paid Egypt to build 12 canals from the last wreck and now here we are again. Seriously Egypt doesn't have the money so just pay for it already so we don't have months long shipping crisis every year.", ">\n\nThis ignores both the history of the existing canal and the current megaprojects unfolding in egypt", ">\n\nWe've got another one, folks! 🎉🎉🎉🎉 (On a serious note, FOR FUCK'S SAKE!)", ">\n\nOh god please, Not again.", ">\n\nI bet my new tote bag was on there.", ">\n\nOn a ship carrying grain from Ukraine to China?", ">\n\n\nCanal traffic is unaffected, the canal authority's chairman Osama Rabie said.", ">\n\nIt’s like deja vu all over again.", ">\n\nAgain?", ">\n\nJesus, not again." ]

[ "Here we go again...\nWhat do we do with a drunken sailor? What do we do we do with a drunken sailor? What do we do with a drunken sailor, early in the morning?", ">\n\nThrow em in the brig until they're sober", ">\n\nFeed 'em to the hungry rats for dinner.", ">\n\nAnd this is why I'll need to listen to the Drunken Whaler on repeat for some amount of time.", ">\n\nBetween this and the other things happening around the world it's like watching the events of the past 2-3 years replaying themselves.", ">\n\n\n\nSuez Canal blocked by a cargo ship ✅\n\n\nA high number of contagious tourists coming in from China ✅\n\n\nA defeated president's supporters storm a country's government buildings ✅\n\n\nYep, sounds familiar alright.", ">\n\nHistory repeats, no one learns from the past.", ">\n\nI just heard someone say, \"History doesn't repeat itself, but it does rhyme.\"", ">\n\nTime is a circle from a view except it's more like a staircase. And there's a shake at certain parts. \nHating the trudge upwards and always going around.", ">\n\nVonnegut or mcconaughey?", ">\n\n\"Canal traffic is unaffected, the canal authority's chairman Osama Rabie said.\"", ">\n\nCanal authority is what I call it when my wife bosses me around", ">\n\nNot again.", ">\n\nWhat next, a bowl of petunias?", ">\n\nWhat are you doing step-ship!?", ">\n\nI just need a quick tug.", ">\n\nHooray! Worldwide commerce meltdown again! Oh, wait, no, that one is bad...", ">\n\nSorry, no raises this year because that global thing that happened for a couple of days\n-Corporations", ">\n\nAlso, all of the products and services that aren't significantly impacted are going to receive price hikes regardless- which will stick around well-after the supply chain has normalized. Our ~~suckers~~ customers ~~are too dumb to notice~~ understand that our products and services have great value and we're always doing our best to stay competitive with the other sociopaths in the price-fixed industry.", ">\n\nDammit, again?", ">\n\n“Hey, I’ve seen this one! I’ve seen this one! This is a classic!”", ">\n\nAgain!?", ">\n\nYES! THEY PUT IT BACK!!!", ">\n\nImagine the captains face right now though. Just think. They all hope it won't be them, but it had to be someone.", ">\n\nI've already seen this season.", ">\n\n2023 writers getting lazy now.", ">\n\nI feel like I’ve heard this somewhere before…", ">\n\n:( why did it have to be a Ukrainian grain ship … they need the god damn money and the world needs their god damn grain .", ">\n\nAnd why does China need Ukrainian grain?", ">\n\nI’lll just leave this here.", ">\n\nThank you", ">\n\na.s.h.w.g.a.", ">\n\nThis should be interesting, 2023 off to a good start :)", ">\n\nLooks like a lousy remake of couple of previous years...", ">\n\nHave we even recover from the last?", ">\n\nI already saw this episode…", ">\n\nLet's gooooo.", ">\n\nThese idiots can't captain ships for shit", ">\n\nFrom the article: “It is currently unclear to what extent canal traffic is affected.”\nPretty sure that means it is badly affected.", ">\n\nAlso from the article:\n\nCanal traffic is unaffected, the canal authority's chairman Osama Rabie said.", ">\n\nIm not even lying, they changed/updated the article and now its 4x as long with much more info. Thanks.", ">\n\nI actually thought something like that happened. I don't think you're lying! I mean, that would be a weird thing to lie about.", ">\n\nFor f sake can the US just pay Egypt to build a fing second line already. Pretty sure the US could have paid Egypt to build 12 canals from the last wreck and now here we are again. Seriously Egypt doesn't have the money so just pay for it already so we don't have months long shipping crisis every year.", ">\n\nThis ignores both the history of the existing canal and the current megaprojects unfolding in egypt", ">\n\nWe've got another one, folks! 🎉🎉🎉🎉 (On a serious note, FOR FUCK'S SAKE!)", ">\n\nOh god please, Not again.", ">\n\nI bet my new tote bag was on there.", ">\n\nOn a ship carrying grain from Ukraine to China?", ">\n\n\nCanal traffic is unaffected, the canal authority's chairman Osama Rabie said.", ">\n\nIt’s like deja vu all over again.", ">\n\nAgain?", ">\n\nJesus, not again.", ">\n\noh no... not again." ]

[ "Here we go again...\nWhat do we do with a drunken sailor? What do we do we do with a drunken sailor? What do we do with a drunken sailor, early in the morning?", ">\n\nThrow em in the brig until they're sober", ">\n\nFeed 'em to the hungry rats for dinner.", ">\n\nAnd this is why I'll need to listen to the Drunken Whaler on repeat for some amount of time.", ">\n\nBetween this and the other things happening around the world it's like watching the events of the past 2-3 years replaying themselves.", ">\n\n\n\nSuez Canal blocked by a cargo ship ✅\n\n\nA high number of contagious tourists coming in from China ✅\n\n\nA defeated president's supporters storm a country's government buildings ✅\n\n\nYep, sounds familiar alright.", ">\n\nHistory repeats, no one learns from the past.", ">\n\nI just heard someone say, \"History doesn't repeat itself, but it does rhyme.\"", ">\n\nTime is a circle from a view except it's more like a staircase. And there's a shake at certain parts. \nHating the trudge upwards and always going around.", ">\n\nVonnegut or mcconaughey?", ">\n\n\"Canal traffic is unaffected, the canal authority's chairman Osama Rabie said.\"", ">\n\nCanal authority is what I call it when my wife bosses me around", ">\n\nNot again.", ">\n\nWhat next, a bowl of petunias?", ">\n\nWhat are you doing step-ship!?", ">\n\nI just need a quick tug.", ">\n\nHooray! Worldwide commerce meltdown again! Oh, wait, no, that one is bad...", ">\n\nSorry, no raises this year because that global thing that happened for a couple of days\n-Corporations", ">\n\nAlso, all of the products and services that aren't significantly impacted are going to receive price hikes regardless- which will stick around well-after the supply chain has normalized. Our ~~suckers~~ customers ~~are too dumb to notice~~ understand that our products and services have great value and we're always doing our best to stay competitive with the other sociopaths in the price-fixed industry.", ">\n\nDammit, again?", ">\n\n“Hey, I’ve seen this one! I’ve seen this one! This is a classic!”", ">\n\nAgain!?", ">\n\nYES! THEY PUT IT BACK!!!", ">\n\nImagine the captains face right now though. Just think. They all hope it won't be them, but it had to be someone.", ">\n\nI've already seen this season.", ">\n\n2023 writers getting lazy now.", ">\n\nI feel like I’ve heard this somewhere before…", ">\n\n:( why did it have to be a Ukrainian grain ship … they need the god damn money and the world needs their god damn grain .", ">\n\nAnd why does China need Ukrainian grain?", ">\n\nI’lll just leave this here.", ">\n\nThank you", ">\n\na.s.h.w.g.a.", ">\n\nThis should be interesting, 2023 off to a good start :)", ">\n\nLooks like a lousy remake of couple of previous years...", ">\n\nHave we even recover from the last?", ">\n\nI already saw this episode…", ">\n\nLet's gooooo.", ">\n\nThese idiots can't captain ships for shit", ">\n\nFrom the article: “It is currently unclear to what extent canal traffic is affected.”\nPretty sure that means it is badly affected.", ">\n\nAlso from the article:\n\nCanal traffic is unaffected, the canal authority's chairman Osama Rabie said.", ">\n\nIm not even lying, they changed/updated the article and now its 4x as long with much more info. Thanks.", ">\n\nI actually thought something like that happened. I don't think you're lying! I mean, that would be a weird thing to lie about.", ">\n\nFor f sake can the US just pay Egypt to build a fing second line already. Pretty sure the US could have paid Egypt to build 12 canals from the last wreck and now here we are again. Seriously Egypt doesn't have the money so just pay for it already so we don't have months long shipping crisis every year.", ">\n\nThis ignores both the history of the existing canal and the current megaprojects unfolding in egypt", ">\n\nWe've got another one, folks! 🎉🎉🎉🎉 (On a serious note, FOR FUCK'S SAKE!)", ">\n\nOh god please, Not again.", ">\n\nI bet my new tote bag was on there.", ">\n\nOn a ship carrying grain from Ukraine to China?", ">\n\n\nCanal traffic is unaffected, the canal authority's chairman Osama Rabie said.", ">\n\nIt’s like deja vu all over again.", ">\n\nAgain?", ">\n\nJesus, not again.", ">\n\noh no... not again.", ">\n\nhaha, yes!\nround 2" ]

[ "Here we go again...\nWhat do we do with a drunken sailor? What do we do we do with a drunken sailor? What do we do with a drunken sailor, early in the morning?", ">\n\nThrow em in the brig until they're sober", ">\n\nFeed 'em to the hungry rats for dinner.", ">\n\nAnd this is why I'll need to listen to the Drunken Whaler on repeat for some amount of time.", ">\n\nBetween this and the other things happening around the world it's like watching the events of the past 2-3 years replaying themselves.", ">\n\n\n\nSuez Canal blocked by a cargo ship ✅\n\n\nA high number of contagious tourists coming in from China ✅\n\n\nA defeated president's supporters storm a country's government buildings ✅\n\n\nYep, sounds familiar alright.", ">\n\nHistory repeats, no one learns from the past.", ">\n\nI just heard someone say, \"History doesn't repeat itself, but it does rhyme.\"", ">\n\nTime is a circle from a view except it's more like a staircase. And there's a shake at certain parts. \nHating the trudge upwards and always going around.", ">\n\nVonnegut or mcconaughey?", ">\n\n\"Canal traffic is unaffected, the canal authority's chairman Osama Rabie said.\"", ">\n\nCanal authority is what I call it when my wife bosses me around", ">\n\nNot again.", ">\n\nWhat next, a bowl of petunias?", ">\n\nWhat are you doing step-ship!?", ">\n\nI just need a quick tug.", ">\n\nHooray! Worldwide commerce meltdown again! Oh, wait, no, that one is bad...", ">\n\nSorry, no raises this year because that global thing that happened for a couple of days\n-Corporations", ">\n\nAlso, all of the products and services that aren't significantly impacted are going to receive price hikes regardless- which will stick around well-after the supply chain has normalized. Our ~~suckers~~ customers ~~are too dumb to notice~~ understand that our products and services have great value and we're always doing our best to stay competitive with the other sociopaths in the price-fixed industry.", ">\n\nDammit, again?", ">\n\n“Hey, I’ve seen this one! I’ve seen this one! This is a classic!”", ">\n\nAgain!?", ">\n\nYES! THEY PUT IT BACK!!!", ">\n\nImagine the captains face right now though. Just think. They all hope it won't be them, but it had to be someone.", ">\n\nI've already seen this season.", ">\n\n2023 writers getting lazy now.", ">\n\nI feel like I’ve heard this somewhere before…", ">\n\n:( why did it have to be a Ukrainian grain ship … they need the god damn money and the world needs their god damn grain .", ">\n\nAnd why does China need Ukrainian grain?", ">\n\nI’lll just leave this here.", ">\n\nThank you", ">\n\na.s.h.w.g.a.", ">\n\nThis should be interesting, 2023 off to a good start :)", ">\n\nLooks like a lousy remake of couple of previous years...", ">\n\nHave we even recover from the last?", ">\n\nI already saw this episode…", ">\n\nLet's gooooo.", ">\n\nThese idiots can't captain ships for shit", ">\n\nFrom the article: “It is currently unclear to what extent canal traffic is affected.”\nPretty sure that means it is badly affected.", ">\n\nAlso from the article:\n\nCanal traffic is unaffected, the canal authority's chairman Osama Rabie said.", ">\n\nIm not even lying, they changed/updated the article and now its 4x as long with much more info. Thanks.", ">\n\nI actually thought something like that happened. I don't think you're lying! I mean, that would be a weird thing to lie about.", ">\n\nFor f sake can the US just pay Egypt to build a fing second line already. Pretty sure the US could have paid Egypt to build 12 canals from the last wreck and now here we are again. Seriously Egypt doesn't have the money so just pay for it already so we don't have months long shipping crisis every year.", ">\n\nThis ignores both the history of the existing canal and the current megaprojects unfolding in egypt", ">\n\nWe've got another one, folks! 🎉🎉🎉🎉 (On a serious note, FOR FUCK'S SAKE!)", ">\n\nOh god please, Not again.", ">\n\nI bet my new tote bag was on there.", ">\n\nOn a ship carrying grain from Ukraine to China?", ">\n\n\nCanal traffic is unaffected, the canal authority's chairman Osama Rabie said.", ">\n\nIt’s like deja vu all over again.", ">\n\nAgain?", ">\n\nJesus, not again.", ">\n\noh no... not again.", ">\n\nhaha, yes!\nround 2", ">\n\nOkay, who decided to put history on loop?" ]

[ "Here we go again...\nWhat do we do with a drunken sailor? What do we do we do with a drunken sailor? What do we do with a drunken sailor, early in the morning?", ">\n\nThrow em in the brig until they're sober", ">\n\nFeed 'em to the hungry rats for dinner.", ">\n\nAnd this is why I'll need to listen to the Drunken Whaler on repeat for some amount of time.", ">\n\nBetween this and the other things happening around the world it's like watching the events of the past 2-3 years replaying themselves.", ">\n\n\n\nSuez Canal blocked by a cargo ship ✅\n\n\nA high number of contagious tourists coming in from China ✅\n\n\nA defeated president's supporters storm a country's government buildings ✅\n\n\nYep, sounds familiar alright.", ">\n\nHistory repeats, no one learns from the past.", ">\n\nI just heard someone say, \"History doesn't repeat itself, but it does rhyme.\"", ">\n\nTime is a circle from a view except it's more like a staircase. And there's a shake at certain parts. \nHating the trudge upwards and always going around.", ">\n\nVonnegut or mcconaughey?", ">\n\n\"Canal traffic is unaffected, the canal authority's chairman Osama Rabie said.\"", ">\n\nCanal authority is what I call it when my wife bosses me around", ">\n\nNot again.", ">\n\nWhat next, a bowl of petunias?", ">\n\nWhat are you doing step-ship!?", ">\n\nI just need a quick tug.", ">\n\nHooray! Worldwide commerce meltdown again! Oh, wait, no, that one is bad...", ">\n\nSorry, no raises this year because that global thing that happened for a couple of days\n-Corporations", ">\n\nAlso, all of the products and services that aren't significantly impacted are going to receive price hikes regardless- which will stick around well-after the supply chain has normalized. Our ~~suckers~~ customers ~~are too dumb to notice~~ understand that our products and services have great value and we're always doing our best to stay competitive with the other sociopaths in the price-fixed industry.", ">\n\nDammit, again?", ">\n\n“Hey, I’ve seen this one! I’ve seen this one! This is a classic!”", ">\n\nAgain!?", ">\n\nYES! THEY PUT IT BACK!!!", ">\n\nImagine the captains face right now though. Just think. They all hope it won't be them, but it had to be someone.", ">\n\nI've already seen this season.", ">\n\n2023 writers getting lazy now.", ">\n\nI feel like I’ve heard this somewhere before…", ">\n\n:( why did it have to be a Ukrainian grain ship … they need the god damn money and the world needs their god damn grain .", ">\n\nAnd why does China need Ukrainian grain?", ">\n\nI’lll just leave this here.", ">\n\nThank you", ">\n\na.s.h.w.g.a.", ">\n\nThis should be interesting, 2023 off to a good start :)", ">\n\nLooks like a lousy remake of couple of previous years...", ">\n\nHave we even recover from the last?", ">\n\nI already saw this episode…", ">\n\nLet's gooooo.", ">\n\nThese idiots can't captain ships for shit", ">\n\nFrom the article: “It is currently unclear to what extent canal traffic is affected.”\nPretty sure that means it is badly affected.", ">\n\nAlso from the article:\n\nCanal traffic is unaffected, the canal authority's chairman Osama Rabie said.", ">\n\nIm not even lying, they changed/updated the article and now its 4x as long with much more info. Thanks.", ">\n\nI actually thought something like that happened. I don't think you're lying! I mean, that would be a weird thing to lie about.", ">\n\nFor f sake can the US just pay Egypt to build a fing second line already. Pretty sure the US could have paid Egypt to build 12 canals from the last wreck and now here we are again. Seriously Egypt doesn't have the money so just pay for it already so we don't have months long shipping crisis every year.", ">\n\nThis ignores both the history of the existing canal and the current megaprojects unfolding in egypt", ">\n\nWe've got another one, folks! 🎉🎉🎉🎉 (On a serious note, FOR FUCK'S SAKE!)", ">\n\nOh god please, Not again.", ">\n\nI bet my new tote bag was on there.", ">\n\nOn a ship carrying grain from Ukraine to China?", ">\n\n\nCanal traffic is unaffected, the canal authority's chairman Osama Rabie said.", ">\n\nIt’s like deja vu all over again.", ">\n\nAgain?", ">\n\nJesus, not again.", ">\n\noh no... not again.", ">\n\nhaha, yes!\nround 2", ">\n\nOkay, who decided to put history on loop?", ">\n\nCan anyone linke some radar site for ships? So we can track how \"bad\" it is?" ]

[ "Here we go again...\nWhat do we do with a drunken sailor? What do we do we do with a drunken sailor? What do we do with a drunken sailor, early in the morning?", ">\n\nThrow em in the brig until they're sober", ">\n\nFeed 'em to the hungry rats for dinner.", ">\n\nAnd this is why I'll need to listen to the Drunken Whaler on repeat for some amount of time.", ">\n\nBetween this and the other things happening around the world it's like watching the events of the past 2-3 years replaying themselves.", ">\n\n\n\nSuez Canal blocked by a cargo ship ✅\n\n\nA high number of contagious tourists coming in from China ✅\n\n\nA defeated president's supporters storm a country's government buildings ✅\n\n\nYep, sounds familiar alright.", ">\n\nHistory repeats, no one learns from the past.", ">\n\nI just heard someone say, \"History doesn't repeat itself, but it does rhyme.\"", ">\n\nTime is a circle from a view except it's more like a staircase. And there's a shake at certain parts. \nHating the trudge upwards and always going around.", ">\n\nVonnegut or mcconaughey?", ">\n\n\"Canal traffic is unaffected, the canal authority's chairman Osama Rabie said.\"", ">\n\nCanal authority is what I call it when my wife bosses me around", ">\n\nNot again.", ">\n\nWhat next, a bowl of petunias?", ">\n\nWhat are you doing step-ship!?", ">\n\nI just need a quick tug.", ">\n\nHooray! Worldwide commerce meltdown again! Oh, wait, no, that one is bad...", ">\n\nSorry, no raises this year because that global thing that happened for a couple of days\n-Corporations", ">\n\nAlso, all of the products and services that aren't significantly impacted are going to receive price hikes regardless- which will stick around well-after the supply chain has normalized. Our ~~suckers~~ customers ~~are too dumb to notice~~ understand that our products and services have great value and we're always doing our best to stay competitive with the other sociopaths in the price-fixed industry.", ">\n\nDammit, again?", ">\n\n“Hey, I’ve seen this one! I’ve seen this one! This is a classic!”", ">\n\nAgain!?", ">\n\nYES! THEY PUT IT BACK!!!", ">\n\nImagine the captains face right now though. Just think. They all hope it won't be them, but it had to be someone.", ">\n\nI've already seen this season.", ">\n\n2023 writers getting lazy now.", ">\n\nI feel like I’ve heard this somewhere before…", ">\n\n:( why did it have to be a Ukrainian grain ship … they need the god damn money and the world needs their god damn grain .", ">\n\nAnd why does China need Ukrainian grain?", ">\n\nI’lll just leave this here.", ">\n\nThank you", ">\n\na.s.h.w.g.a.", ">\n\nThis should be interesting, 2023 off to a good start :)", ">\n\nLooks like a lousy remake of couple of previous years...", ">\n\nHave we even recover from the last?", ">\n\nI already saw this episode…", ">\n\nLet's gooooo.", ">\n\nThese idiots can't captain ships for shit", ">\n\nFrom the article: “It is currently unclear to what extent canal traffic is affected.”\nPretty sure that means it is badly affected.", ">\n\nAlso from the article:\n\nCanal traffic is unaffected, the canal authority's chairman Osama Rabie said.", ">\n\nIm not even lying, they changed/updated the article and now its 4x as long with much more info. Thanks.", ">\n\nI actually thought something like that happened. I don't think you're lying! I mean, that would be a weird thing to lie about.", ">\n\nFor f sake can the US just pay Egypt to build a fing second line already. Pretty sure the US could have paid Egypt to build 12 canals from the last wreck and now here we are again. Seriously Egypt doesn't have the money so just pay for it already so we don't have months long shipping crisis every year.", ">\n\nThis ignores both the history of the existing canal and the current megaprojects unfolding in egypt", ">\n\nWe've got another one, folks! 🎉🎉🎉🎉 (On a serious note, FOR FUCK'S SAKE!)", ">\n\nOh god please, Not again.", ">\n\nI bet my new tote bag was on there.", ">\n\nOn a ship carrying grain from Ukraine to China?", ">\n\n\nCanal traffic is unaffected, the canal authority's chairman Osama Rabie said.", ">\n\nIt’s like deja vu all over again.", ">\n\nAgain?", ">\n\nJesus, not again.", ">\n\noh no... not again.", ">\n\nhaha, yes!\nround 2", ">\n\nOkay, who decided to put history on loop?", ">\n\nCan anyone linke some radar site for ships? So we can track how \"bad\" it is?", ">\n\nOh no, not again." ]

[ "Here we go again...\nWhat do we do with a drunken sailor? What do we do we do with a drunken sailor? What do we do with a drunken sailor, early in the morning?", ">\n\nThrow em in the brig until they're sober", ">\n\nFeed 'em to the hungry rats for dinner.", ">\n\nAnd this is why I'll need to listen to the Drunken Whaler on repeat for some amount of time.", ">\n\nBetween this and the other things happening around the world it's like watching the events of the past 2-3 years replaying themselves.", ">\n\n\n\nSuez Canal blocked by a cargo ship ✅\n\n\nA high number of contagious tourists coming in from China ✅\n\n\nA defeated president's supporters storm a country's government buildings ✅\n\n\nYep, sounds familiar alright.", ">\n\nHistory repeats, no one learns from the past.", ">\n\nI just heard someone say, \"History doesn't repeat itself, but it does rhyme.\"", ">\n\nTime is a circle from a view except it's more like a staircase. And there's a shake at certain parts. \nHating the trudge upwards and always going around.", ">\n\nVonnegut or mcconaughey?", ">\n\n\"Canal traffic is unaffected, the canal authority's chairman Osama Rabie said.\"", ">\n\nCanal authority is what I call it when my wife bosses me around", ">\n\nNot again.", ">\n\nWhat next, a bowl of petunias?", ">\n\nWhat are you doing step-ship!?", ">\n\nI just need a quick tug.", ">\n\nHooray! Worldwide commerce meltdown again! Oh, wait, no, that one is bad...", ">\n\nSorry, no raises this year because that global thing that happened for a couple of days\n-Corporations", ">\n\nAlso, all of the products and services that aren't significantly impacted are going to receive price hikes regardless- which will stick around well-after the supply chain has normalized. Our ~~suckers~~ customers ~~are too dumb to notice~~ understand that our products and services have great value and we're always doing our best to stay competitive with the other sociopaths in the price-fixed industry.", ">\n\nDammit, again?", ">\n\n“Hey, I’ve seen this one! I’ve seen this one! This is a classic!”", ">\n\nAgain!?", ">\n\nYES! THEY PUT IT BACK!!!", ">\n\nImagine the captains face right now though. Just think. They all hope it won't be them, but it had to be someone.", ">\n\nI've already seen this season.", ">\n\n2023 writers getting lazy now.", ">\n\nI feel like I’ve heard this somewhere before…", ">\n\n:( why did it have to be a Ukrainian grain ship … they need the god damn money and the world needs their god damn grain .", ">\n\nAnd why does China need Ukrainian grain?", ">\n\nI’lll just leave this here.", ">\n\nThank you", ">\n\na.s.h.w.g.a.", ">\n\nThis should be interesting, 2023 off to a good start :)", ">\n\nLooks like a lousy remake of couple of previous years...", ">\n\nHave we even recover from the last?", ">\n\nI already saw this episode…", ">\n\nLet's gooooo.", ">\n\nThese idiots can't captain ships for shit", ">\n\nFrom the article: “It is currently unclear to what extent canal traffic is affected.”\nPretty sure that means it is badly affected.", ">\n\nAlso from the article:\n\nCanal traffic is unaffected, the canal authority's chairman Osama Rabie said.", ">\n\nIm not even lying, they changed/updated the article and now its 4x as long with much more info. Thanks.", ">\n\nI actually thought something like that happened. I don't think you're lying! I mean, that would be a weird thing to lie about.", ">\n\nFor f sake can the US just pay Egypt to build a fing second line already. Pretty sure the US could have paid Egypt to build 12 canals from the last wreck and now here we are again. Seriously Egypt doesn't have the money so just pay for it already so we don't have months long shipping crisis every year.", ">\n\nThis ignores both the history of the existing canal and the current megaprojects unfolding in egypt", ">\n\nWe've got another one, folks! 🎉🎉🎉🎉 (On a serious note, FOR FUCK'S SAKE!)", ">\n\nOh god please, Not again.", ">\n\nI bet my new tote bag was on there.", ">\n\nOn a ship carrying grain from Ukraine to China?", ">\n\n\nCanal traffic is unaffected, the canal authority's chairman Osama Rabie said.", ">\n\nIt’s like deja vu all over again.", ">\n\nAgain?", ">\n\nJesus, not again.", ">\n\noh no... not again.", ">\n\nhaha, yes!\nround 2", ">\n\nOkay, who decided to put history on loop?", ">\n\nCan anyone linke some radar site for ships? So we can track how \"bad\" it is?", ">\n\nOh no, not again.", ">\n\nLet's gooooo!" ]

[ "Here we go again...\nWhat do we do with a drunken sailor? What do we do we do with a drunken sailor? What do we do with a drunken sailor, early in the morning?", ">\n\nThrow em in the brig until they're sober", ">\n\nFeed 'em to the hungry rats for dinner.", ">\n\nAnd this is why I'll need to listen to the Drunken Whaler on repeat for some amount of time.", ">\n\nBetween this and the other things happening around the world it's like watching the events of the past 2-3 years replaying themselves.", ">\n\n\n\nSuez Canal blocked by a cargo ship ✅\n\n\nA high number of contagious tourists coming in from China ✅\n\n\nA defeated president's supporters storm a country's government buildings ✅\n\n\nYep, sounds familiar alright.", ">\n\nHistory repeats, no one learns from the past.", ">\n\nI just heard someone say, \"History doesn't repeat itself, but it does rhyme.\"", ">\n\nTime is a circle from a view except it's more like a staircase. And there's a shake at certain parts. \nHating the trudge upwards and always going around.", ">\n\nVonnegut or mcconaughey?", ">\n\n\"Canal traffic is unaffected, the canal authority's chairman Osama Rabie said.\"", ">\n\nCanal authority is what I call it when my wife bosses me around", ">\n\nNot again.", ">\n\nWhat next, a bowl of petunias?", ">\n\nWhat are you doing step-ship!?", ">\n\nI just need a quick tug.", ">\n\nHooray! Worldwide commerce meltdown again! Oh, wait, no, that one is bad...", ">\n\nSorry, no raises this year because that global thing that happened for a couple of days\n-Corporations", ">\n\nAlso, all of the products and services that aren't significantly impacted are going to receive price hikes regardless- which will stick around well-after the supply chain has normalized. Our ~~suckers~~ customers ~~are too dumb to notice~~ understand that our products and services have great value and we're always doing our best to stay competitive with the other sociopaths in the price-fixed industry.", ">\n\nDammit, again?", ">\n\n“Hey, I’ve seen this one! I’ve seen this one! This is a classic!”", ">\n\nAgain!?", ">\n\nYES! THEY PUT IT BACK!!!", ">\n\nImagine the captains face right now though. Just think. They all hope it won't be them, but it had to be someone.", ">\n\nI've already seen this season.", ">\n\n2023 writers getting lazy now.", ">\n\nI feel like I’ve heard this somewhere before…", ">\n\n:( why did it have to be a Ukrainian grain ship … they need the god damn money and the world needs their god damn grain .", ">\n\nAnd why does China need Ukrainian grain?", ">\n\nI’lll just leave this here.", ">\n\nThank you", ">\n\na.s.h.w.g.a.", ">\n\nThis should be interesting, 2023 off to a good start :)", ">\n\nLooks like a lousy remake of couple of previous years...", ">\n\nHave we even recover from the last?", ">\n\nI already saw this episode…", ">\n\nLet's gooooo.", ">\n\nThese idiots can't captain ships for shit", ">\n\nFrom the article: “It is currently unclear to what extent canal traffic is affected.”\nPretty sure that means it is badly affected.", ">\n\nAlso from the article:\n\nCanal traffic is unaffected, the canal authority's chairman Osama Rabie said.", ">\n\nIm not even lying, they changed/updated the article and now its 4x as long with much more info. Thanks.", ">\n\nI actually thought something like that happened. I don't think you're lying! I mean, that would be a weird thing to lie about.", ">\n\nFor f sake can the US just pay Egypt to build a fing second line already. Pretty sure the US could have paid Egypt to build 12 canals from the last wreck and now here we are again. Seriously Egypt doesn't have the money so just pay for it already so we don't have months long shipping crisis every year.", ">\n\nThis ignores both the history of the existing canal and the current megaprojects unfolding in egypt", ">\n\nWe've got another one, folks! 🎉🎉🎉🎉 (On a serious note, FOR FUCK'S SAKE!)", ">\n\nOh god please, Not again.", ">\n\nI bet my new tote bag was on there.", ">\n\nOn a ship carrying grain from Ukraine to China?", ">\n\n\nCanal traffic is unaffected, the canal authority's chairman Osama Rabie said.", ">\n\nIt’s like deja vu all over again.", ">\n\nAgain?", ">\n\nJesus, not again.", ">\n\noh no... not again.", ">\n\nhaha, yes!\nround 2", ">\n\nOkay, who decided to put history on loop?", ">\n\nCan anyone linke some radar site for ships? So we can track how \"bad\" it is?", ">\n\nOh no, not again.", ">\n\nLet's gooooo!", ">\n\nWe don’t need no stinkin supply chain!" ]

[ "Here we go again...\nWhat do we do with a drunken sailor? What do we do we do with a drunken sailor? What do we do with a drunken sailor, early in the morning?", ">\n\nThrow em in the brig until they're sober", ">\n\nFeed 'em to the hungry rats for dinner.", ">\n\nAnd this is why I'll need to listen to the Drunken Whaler on repeat for some amount of time.", ">\n\nBetween this and the other things happening around the world it's like watching the events of the past 2-3 years replaying themselves.", ">\n\n\n\nSuez Canal blocked by a cargo ship ✅\n\n\nA high number of contagious tourists coming in from China ✅\n\n\nA defeated president's supporters storm a country's government buildings ✅\n\n\nYep, sounds familiar alright.", ">\n\nHistory repeats, no one learns from the past.", ">\n\nI just heard someone say, \"History doesn't repeat itself, but it does rhyme.\"", ">\n\nTime is a circle from a view except it's more like a staircase. And there's a shake at certain parts. \nHating the trudge upwards and always going around.", ">\n\nVonnegut or mcconaughey?", ">\n\n\"Canal traffic is unaffected, the canal authority's chairman Osama Rabie said.\"", ">\n\nCanal authority is what I call it when my wife bosses me around", ">\n\nNot again.", ">\n\nWhat next, a bowl of petunias?", ">\n\nWhat are you doing step-ship!?", ">\n\nI just need a quick tug.", ">\n\nHooray! Worldwide commerce meltdown again! Oh, wait, no, that one is bad...", ">\n\nSorry, no raises this year because that global thing that happened for a couple of days\n-Corporations", ">\n\nAlso, all of the products and services that aren't significantly impacted are going to receive price hikes regardless- which will stick around well-after the supply chain has normalized. Our ~~suckers~~ customers ~~are too dumb to notice~~ understand that our products and services have great value and we're always doing our best to stay competitive with the other sociopaths in the price-fixed industry.", ">\n\nDammit, again?", ">\n\n“Hey, I’ve seen this one! I’ve seen this one! This is a classic!”", ">\n\nAgain!?", ">\n\nYES! THEY PUT IT BACK!!!", ">\n\nImagine the captains face right now though. Just think. They all hope it won't be them, but it had to be someone.", ">\n\nI've already seen this season.", ">\n\n2023 writers getting lazy now.", ">\n\nI feel like I’ve heard this somewhere before…", ">\n\n:( why did it have to be a Ukrainian grain ship … they need the god damn money and the world needs their god damn grain .", ">\n\nAnd why does China need Ukrainian grain?", ">\n\nI’lll just leave this here.", ">\n\nThank you", ">\n\na.s.h.w.g.a.", ">\n\nThis should be interesting, 2023 off to a good start :)", ">\n\nLooks like a lousy remake of couple of previous years...", ">\n\nHave we even recover from the last?", ">\n\nI already saw this episode…", ">\n\nLet's gooooo.", ">\n\nThese idiots can't captain ships for shit", ">\n\nFrom the article: “It is currently unclear to what extent canal traffic is affected.”\nPretty sure that means it is badly affected.", ">\n\nAlso from the article:\n\nCanal traffic is unaffected, the canal authority's chairman Osama Rabie said.", ">\n\nIm not even lying, they changed/updated the article and now its 4x as long with much more info. Thanks.", ">\n\nI actually thought something like that happened. I don't think you're lying! I mean, that would be a weird thing to lie about.", ">\n\nFor f sake can the US just pay Egypt to build a fing second line already. Pretty sure the US could have paid Egypt to build 12 canals from the last wreck and now here we are again. Seriously Egypt doesn't have the money so just pay for it already so we don't have months long shipping crisis every year.", ">\n\nThis ignores both the history of the existing canal and the current megaprojects unfolding in egypt", ">\n\nWe've got another one, folks! 🎉🎉🎉🎉 (On a serious note, FOR FUCK'S SAKE!)", ">\n\nOh god please, Not again.", ">\n\nI bet my new tote bag was on there.", ">\n\nOn a ship carrying grain from Ukraine to China?", ">\n\n\nCanal traffic is unaffected, the canal authority's chairman Osama Rabie said.", ">\n\nIt’s like deja vu all over again.", ">\n\nAgain?", ">\n\nJesus, not again.", ">\n\noh no... not again.", ">\n\nhaha, yes!\nround 2", ">\n\nOkay, who decided to put history on loop?", ">\n\nCan anyone linke some radar site for ships? So we can track how \"bad\" it is?", ">\n\nOh no, not again.", ">\n\nLet's gooooo!", ">\n\nWe don’t need no stinkin supply chain!", ">\n\nEvergreen 2?" ]

[ "Here we go again...\nWhat do we do with a drunken sailor? What do we do we do with a drunken sailor? What do we do with a drunken sailor, early in the morning?", ">\n\nThrow em in the brig until they're sober", ">\n\nFeed 'em to the hungry rats for dinner.", ">\n\nAnd this is why I'll need to listen to the Drunken Whaler on repeat for some amount of time.", ">\n\nBetween this and the other things happening around the world it's like watching the events of the past 2-3 years replaying themselves.", ">\n\n\n\nSuez Canal blocked by a cargo ship ✅\n\n\nA high number of contagious tourists coming in from China ✅\n\n\nA defeated president's supporters storm a country's government buildings ✅\n\n\nYep, sounds familiar alright.", ">\n\nHistory repeats, no one learns from the past.", ">\n\nI just heard someone say, \"History doesn't repeat itself, but it does rhyme.\"", ">\n\nTime is a circle from a view except it's more like a staircase. And there's a shake at certain parts. \nHating the trudge upwards and always going around.", ">\n\nVonnegut or mcconaughey?", ">\n\n\"Canal traffic is unaffected, the canal authority's chairman Osama Rabie said.\"", ">\n\nCanal authority is what I call it when my wife bosses me around", ">\n\nNot again.", ">\n\nWhat next, a bowl of petunias?", ">\n\nWhat are you doing step-ship!?", ">\n\nI just need a quick tug.", ">\n\nHooray! Worldwide commerce meltdown again! Oh, wait, no, that one is bad...", ">\n\nSorry, no raises this year because that global thing that happened for a couple of days\n-Corporations", ">\n\nAlso, all of the products and services that aren't significantly impacted are going to receive price hikes regardless- which will stick around well-after the supply chain has normalized. Our ~~suckers~~ customers ~~are too dumb to notice~~ understand that our products and services have great value and we're always doing our best to stay competitive with the other sociopaths in the price-fixed industry.", ">\n\nDammit, again?", ">\n\n“Hey, I’ve seen this one! I’ve seen this one! This is a classic!”", ">\n\nAgain!?", ">\n\nYES! THEY PUT IT BACK!!!", ">\n\nImagine the captains face right now though. Just think. They all hope it won't be them, but it had to be someone.", ">\n\nI've already seen this season.", ">\n\n2023 writers getting lazy now.", ">\n\nI feel like I’ve heard this somewhere before…", ">\n\n:( why did it have to be a Ukrainian grain ship … they need the god damn money and the world needs their god damn grain .", ">\n\nAnd why does China need Ukrainian grain?", ">\n\nI’lll just leave this here.", ">\n\nThank you", ">\n\na.s.h.w.g.a.", ">\n\nThis should be interesting, 2023 off to a good start :)", ">\n\nLooks like a lousy remake of couple of previous years...", ">\n\nHave we even recover from the last?", ">\n\nI already saw this episode…", ">\n\nLet's gooooo.", ">\n\nThese idiots can't captain ships for shit", ">\n\nFrom the article: “It is currently unclear to what extent canal traffic is affected.”\nPretty sure that means it is badly affected.", ">\n\nAlso from the article:\n\nCanal traffic is unaffected, the canal authority's chairman Osama Rabie said.", ">\n\nIm not even lying, they changed/updated the article and now its 4x as long with much more info. Thanks.", ">\n\nI actually thought something like that happened. I don't think you're lying! I mean, that would be a weird thing to lie about.", ">\n\nFor f sake can the US just pay Egypt to build a fing second line already. Pretty sure the US could have paid Egypt to build 12 canals from the last wreck and now here we are again. Seriously Egypt doesn't have the money so just pay for it already so we don't have months long shipping crisis every year.", ">\n\nThis ignores both the history of the existing canal and the current megaprojects unfolding in egypt", ">\n\nWe've got another one, folks! 🎉🎉🎉🎉 (On a serious note, FOR FUCK'S SAKE!)", ">\n\nOh god please, Not again.", ">\n\nI bet my new tote bag was on there.", ">\n\nOn a ship carrying grain from Ukraine to China?", ">\n\n\nCanal traffic is unaffected, the canal authority's chairman Osama Rabie said.", ">\n\nIt’s like deja vu all over again.", ">\n\nAgain?", ">\n\nJesus, not again.", ">\n\noh no... not again.", ">\n\nhaha, yes!\nround 2", ">\n\nOkay, who decided to put history on loop?", ">\n\nCan anyone linke some radar site for ships? So we can track how \"bad\" it is?", ">\n\nOh no, not again.", ">\n\nLet's gooooo!", ">\n\nWe don’t need no stinkin supply chain!", ">\n\nEvergreen 2?", ">\n\nThis was a good episode of The Truman Show." ]

[ "Here we go again...\nWhat do we do with a drunken sailor? What do we do we do with a drunken sailor? What do we do with a drunken sailor, early in the morning?", ">\n\nThrow em in the brig until they're sober", ">\n\nFeed 'em to the hungry rats for dinner.", ">\n\nAnd this is why I'll need to listen to the Drunken Whaler on repeat for some amount of time.", ">\n\nBetween this and the other things happening around the world it's like watching the events of the past 2-3 years replaying themselves.", ">\n\n\n\nSuez Canal blocked by a cargo ship ✅\n\n\nA high number of contagious tourists coming in from China ✅\n\n\nA defeated president's supporters storm a country's government buildings ✅\n\n\nYep, sounds familiar alright.", ">\n\nHistory repeats, no one learns from the past.", ">\n\nI just heard someone say, \"History doesn't repeat itself, but it does rhyme.\"", ">\n\nTime is a circle from a view except it's more like a staircase. And there's a shake at certain parts. \nHating the trudge upwards and always going around.", ">\n\nVonnegut or mcconaughey?", ">\n\n\"Canal traffic is unaffected, the canal authority's chairman Osama Rabie said.\"", ">\n\nCanal authority is what I call it when my wife bosses me around", ">\n\nNot again.", ">\n\nWhat next, a bowl of petunias?", ">\n\nWhat are you doing step-ship!?", ">\n\nI just need a quick tug.", ">\n\nHooray! Worldwide commerce meltdown again! Oh, wait, no, that one is bad...", ">\n\nSorry, no raises this year because that global thing that happened for a couple of days\n-Corporations", ">\n\nAlso, all of the products and services that aren't significantly impacted are going to receive price hikes regardless- which will stick around well-after the supply chain has normalized. Our ~~suckers~~ customers ~~are too dumb to notice~~ understand that our products and services have great value and we're always doing our best to stay competitive with the other sociopaths in the price-fixed industry.", ">\n\nDammit, again?", ">\n\n“Hey, I’ve seen this one! I’ve seen this one! This is a classic!”", ">\n\nAgain!?", ">\n\nYES! THEY PUT IT BACK!!!", ">\n\nImagine the captains face right now though. Just think. They all hope it won't be them, but it had to be someone.", ">\n\nI've already seen this season.", ">\n\n2023 writers getting lazy now.", ">\n\nI feel like I’ve heard this somewhere before…", ">\n\n:( why did it have to be a Ukrainian grain ship … they need the god damn money and the world needs their god damn grain .", ">\n\nAnd why does China need Ukrainian grain?", ">\n\nI’lll just leave this here.", ">\n\nThank you", ">\n\na.s.h.w.g.a.", ">\n\nThis should be interesting, 2023 off to a good start :)", ">\n\nLooks like a lousy remake of couple of previous years...", ">\n\nHave we even recover from the last?", ">\n\nI already saw this episode…", ">\n\nLet's gooooo.", ">\n\nThese idiots can't captain ships for shit", ">\n\nFrom the article: “It is currently unclear to what extent canal traffic is affected.”\nPretty sure that means it is badly affected.", ">\n\nAlso from the article:\n\nCanal traffic is unaffected, the canal authority's chairman Osama Rabie said.", ">\n\nIm not even lying, they changed/updated the article and now its 4x as long with much more info. Thanks.", ">\n\nI actually thought something like that happened. I don't think you're lying! I mean, that would be a weird thing to lie about.", ">\n\nFor f sake can the US just pay Egypt to build a fing second line already. Pretty sure the US could have paid Egypt to build 12 canals from the last wreck and now here we are again. Seriously Egypt doesn't have the money so just pay for it already so we don't have months long shipping crisis every year.", ">\n\nThis ignores both the history of the existing canal and the current megaprojects unfolding in egypt", ">\n\nWe've got another one, folks! 🎉🎉🎉🎉 (On a serious note, FOR FUCK'S SAKE!)", ">\n\nOh god please, Not again.", ">\n\nI bet my new tote bag was on there.", ">\n\nOn a ship carrying grain from Ukraine to China?", ">\n\n\nCanal traffic is unaffected, the canal authority's chairman Osama Rabie said.", ">\n\nIt’s like deja vu all over again.", ">\n\nAgain?", ">\n\nJesus, not again.", ">\n\noh no... not again.", ">\n\nhaha, yes!\nround 2", ">\n\nOkay, who decided to put history on loop?", ">\n\nCan anyone linke some radar site for ships? So we can track how \"bad\" it is?", ">\n\nOh no, not again.", ">\n\nLet's gooooo!", ">\n\nWe don’t need no stinkin supply chain!", ">\n\nEvergreen 2?", ">\n\nThis was a good episode of The Truman Show.", ">\n\nUkraine still exporting to China . Unfuckin real" ]

[ "Here we go again...\nWhat do we do with a drunken sailor? What do we do we do with a drunken sailor? What do we do with a drunken sailor, early in the morning?", ">\n\nThrow em in the brig until they're sober", ">\n\nFeed 'em to the hungry rats for dinner.", ">\n\nAnd this is why I'll need to listen to the Drunken Whaler on repeat for some amount of time.", ">\n\nBetween this and the other things happening around the world it's like watching the events of the past 2-3 years replaying themselves.", ">\n\n\n\nSuez Canal blocked by a cargo ship ✅\n\n\nA high number of contagious tourists coming in from China ✅\n\n\nA defeated president's supporters storm a country's government buildings ✅\n\n\nYep, sounds familiar alright.", ">\n\nHistory repeats, no one learns from the past.", ">\n\nI just heard someone say, \"History doesn't repeat itself, but it does rhyme.\"", ">\n\nTime is a circle from a view except it's more like a staircase. And there's a shake at certain parts. \nHating the trudge upwards and always going around.", ">\n\nVonnegut or mcconaughey?", ">\n\n\"Canal traffic is unaffected, the canal authority's chairman Osama Rabie said.\"", ">\n\nCanal authority is what I call it when my wife bosses me around", ">\n\nNot again.", ">\n\nWhat next, a bowl of petunias?", ">\n\nWhat are you doing step-ship!?", ">\n\nI just need a quick tug.", ">\n\nHooray! Worldwide commerce meltdown again! Oh, wait, no, that one is bad...", ">\n\nSorry, no raises this year because that global thing that happened for a couple of days\n-Corporations", ">\n\nAlso, all of the products and services that aren't significantly impacted are going to receive price hikes regardless- which will stick around well-after the supply chain has normalized. Our ~~suckers~~ customers ~~are too dumb to notice~~ understand that our products and services have great value and we're always doing our best to stay competitive with the other sociopaths in the price-fixed industry.", ">\n\nDammit, again?", ">\n\n“Hey, I’ve seen this one! I’ve seen this one! This is a classic!”", ">\n\nAgain!?", ">\n\nYES! THEY PUT IT BACK!!!", ">\n\nImagine the captains face right now though. Just think. They all hope it won't be them, but it had to be someone.", ">\n\nI've already seen this season.", ">\n\n2023 writers getting lazy now.", ">\n\nI feel like I’ve heard this somewhere before…", ">\n\n:( why did it have to be a Ukrainian grain ship … they need the god damn money and the world needs their god damn grain .", ">\n\nAnd why does China need Ukrainian grain?", ">\n\nI’lll just leave this here.", ">\n\nThank you", ">\n\na.s.h.w.g.a.", ">\n\nThis should be interesting, 2023 off to a good start :)", ">\n\nLooks like a lousy remake of couple of previous years...", ">\n\nHave we even recover from the last?", ">\n\nI already saw this episode…", ">\n\nLet's gooooo.", ">\n\nThese idiots can't captain ships for shit", ">\n\nFrom the article: “It is currently unclear to what extent canal traffic is affected.”\nPretty sure that means it is badly affected.", ">\n\nAlso from the article:\n\nCanal traffic is unaffected, the canal authority's chairman Osama Rabie said.", ">\n\nIm not even lying, they changed/updated the article and now its 4x as long with much more info. Thanks.", ">\n\nI actually thought something like that happened. I don't think you're lying! I mean, that would be a weird thing to lie about.", ">\n\nFor f sake can the US just pay Egypt to build a fing second line already. Pretty sure the US could have paid Egypt to build 12 canals from the last wreck and now here we are again. Seriously Egypt doesn't have the money so just pay for it already so we don't have months long shipping crisis every year.", ">\n\nThis ignores both the history of the existing canal and the current megaprojects unfolding in egypt", ">\n\nWe've got another one, folks! 🎉🎉🎉🎉 (On a serious note, FOR FUCK'S SAKE!)", ">\n\nOh god please, Not again.", ">\n\nI bet my new tote bag was on there.", ">\n\nOn a ship carrying grain from Ukraine to China?", ">\n\n\nCanal traffic is unaffected, the canal authority's chairman Osama Rabie said.", ">\n\nIt’s like deja vu all over again.", ">\n\nAgain?", ">\n\nJesus, not again.", ">\n\noh no... not again.", ">\n\nhaha, yes!\nround 2", ">\n\nOkay, who decided to put history on loop?", ">\n\nCan anyone linke some radar site for ships? So we can track how \"bad\" it is?", ">\n\nOh no, not again.", ">\n\nLet's gooooo!", ">\n\nWe don’t need no stinkin supply chain!", ">\n\nEvergreen 2?", ">\n\nThis was a good episode of The Truman Show.", ">\n\nUkraine still exporting to China . Unfuckin real", ">\n\nGreat, now I will have to wait even longer for my container full of rubber dog poo" ]

[ "Here we go again...\nWhat do we do with a drunken sailor? What do we do we do with a drunken sailor? What do we do with a drunken sailor, early in the morning?", ">\n\nThrow em in the brig until they're sober", ">\n\nFeed 'em to the hungry rats for dinner.", ">\n\nAnd this is why I'll need to listen to the Drunken Whaler on repeat for some amount of time.", ">\n\nBetween this and the other things happening around the world it's like watching the events of the past 2-3 years replaying themselves.", ">\n\n\n\nSuez Canal blocked by a cargo ship ✅\n\n\nA high number of contagious tourists coming in from China ✅\n\n\nA defeated president's supporters storm a country's government buildings ✅\n\n\nYep, sounds familiar alright.", ">\n\nHistory repeats, no one learns from the past.", ">\n\nI just heard someone say, \"History doesn't repeat itself, but it does rhyme.\"", ">\n\nTime is a circle from a view except it's more like a staircase. And there's a shake at certain parts. \nHating the trudge upwards and always going around.", ">\n\nVonnegut or mcconaughey?", ">\n\n\"Canal traffic is unaffected, the canal authority's chairman Osama Rabie said.\"", ">\n\nCanal authority is what I call it when my wife bosses me around", ">\n\nNot again.", ">\n\nWhat next, a bowl of petunias?", ">\n\nWhat are you doing step-ship!?", ">\n\nI just need a quick tug.", ">\n\nHooray! Worldwide commerce meltdown again! Oh, wait, no, that one is bad...", ">\n\nSorry, no raises this year because that global thing that happened for a couple of days\n-Corporations", ">\n\nAlso, all of the products and services that aren't significantly impacted are going to receive price hikes regardless- which will stick around well-after the supply chain has normalized. Our ~~suckers~~ customers ~~are too dumb to notice~~ understand that our products and services have great value and we're always doing our best to stay competitive with the other sociopaths in the price-fixed industry.", ">\n\nDammit, again?", ">\n\n“Hey, I’ve seen this one! I’ve seen this one! This is a classic!”", ">\n\nAgain!?", ">\n\nYES! THEY PUT IT BACK!!!", ">\n\nImagine the captains face right now though. Just think. They all hope it won't be them, but it had to be someone.", ">\n\nI've already seen this season.", ">\n\n2023 writers getting lazy now.", ">\n\nI feel like I’ve heard this somewhere before…", ">\n\n:( why did it have to be a Ukrainian grain ship … they need the god damn money and the world needs their god damn grain .", ">\n\nAnd why does China need Ukrainian grain?", ">\n\nI’lll just leave this here.", ">\n\nThank you", ">\n\na.s.h.w.g.a.", ">\n\nThis should be interesting, 2023 off to a good start :)", ">\n\nLooks like a lousy remake of couple of previous years...", ">\n\nHave we even recover from the last?", ">\n\nI already saw this episode…", ">\n\nLet's gooooo.", ">\n\nThese idiots can't captain ships for shit", ">\n\nFrom the article: “It is currently unclear to what extent canal traffic is affected.”\nPretty sure that means it is badly affected.", ">\n\nAlso from the article:\n\nCanal traffic is unaffected, the canal authority's chairman Osama Rabie said.", ">\n\nIm not even lying, they changed/updated the article and now its 4x as long with much more info. Thanks.", ">\n\nI actually thought something like that happened. I don't think you're lying! I mean, that would be a weird thing to lie about.", ">\n\nFor f sake can the US just pay Egypt to build a fing second line already. Pretty sure the US could have paid Egypt to build 12 canals from the last wreck and now here we are again. Seriously Egypt doesn't have the money so just pay for it already so we don't have months long shipping crisis every year.", ">\n\nThis ignores both the history of the existing canal and the current megaprojects unfolding in egypt", ">\n\nWe've got another one, folks! 🎉🎉🎉🎉 (On a serious note, FOR FUCK'S SAKE!)", ">\n\nOh god please, Not again.", ">\n\nI bet my new tote bag was on there.", ">\n\nOn a ship carrying grain from Ukraine to China?", ">\n\n\nCanal traffic is unaffected, the canal authority's chairman Osama Rabie said.", ">\n\nIt’s like deja vu all over again.", ">\n\nAgain?", ">\n\nJesus, not again.", ">\n\noh no... not again.", ">\n\nhaha, yes!\nround 2", ">\n\nOkay, who decided to put history on loop?", ">\n\nCan anyone linke some radar site for ships? So we can track how \"bad\" it is?", ">\n\nOh no, not again.", ">\n\nLet's gooooo!", ">\n\nWe don’t need no stinkin supply chain!", ">\n\nEvergreen 2?", ">\n\nThis was a good episode of The Truman Show.", ">\n\nUkraine still exporting to China . Unfuckin real", ">\n\nGreat, now I will have to wait even longer for my container full of rubber dog poo", ">\n\nHere we go again...\nWhat do we do with a drunken sailor? What do we do we do with a drunken sailor? What do we do with a drunken sailor, early in the morning?" ]

[ "Here we go again...\nWhat do we do with a drunken sailor? What do we do we do with a drunken sailor? What do we do with a drunken sailor, early in the morning?", ">\n\nThrow em in the brig until they're sober", ">\n\nFeed 'em to the hungry rats for dinner.", ">\n\nAnd this is why I'll need to listen to the Drunken Whaler on repeat for some amount of time.", ">\n\nBetween this and the other things happening around the world it's like watching the events of the past 2-3 years replaying themselves.", ">\n\n\n\nSuez Canal blocked by a cargo ship ✅\n\n\nA high number of contagious tourists coming in from China ✅\n\n\nA defeated president's supporters storm a country's government buildings ✅\n\n\nYep, sounds familiar alright.", ">\n\nHistory repeats, no one learns from the past.", ">\n\nI just heard someone say, \"History doesn't repeat itself, but it does rhyme.\"", ">\n\nTime is a circle from a view except it's more like a staircase. And there's a shake at certain parts. \nHating the trudge upwards and always going around.", ">\n\nVonnegut or mcconaughey?", ">\n\n\"Canal traffic is unaffected, the canal authority's chairman Osama Rabie said.\"", ">\n\nCanal authority is what I call it when my wife bosses me around", ">\n\nNot again.", ">\n\nWhat next, a bowl of petunias?", ">\n\nWhat are you doing step-ship!?", ">\n\nI just need a quick tug.", ">\n\nHooray! Worldwide commerce meltdown again! Oh, wait, no, that one is bad...", ">\n\nSorry, no raises this year because that global thing that happened for a couple of days\n-Corporations", ">\n\nAlso, all of the products and services that aren't significantly impacted are going to receive price hikes regardless- which will stick around well-after the supply chain has normalized. Our ~~suckers~~ customers ~~are too dumb to notice~~ understand that our products and services have great value and we're always doing our best to stay competitive with the other sociopaths in the price-fixed industry.", ">\n\nDammit, again?", ">\n\n“Hey, I’ve seen this one! I’ve seen this one! This is a classic!”", ">\n\nAgain!?", ">\n\nYES! THEY PUT IT BACK!!!", ">\n\nImagine the captains face right now though. Just think. They all hope it won't be them, but it had to be someone.", ">\n\nI've already seen this season.", ">\n\n2023 writers getting lazy now.", ">\n\nI feel like I’ve heard this somewhere before…", ">\n\n:( why did it have to be a Ukrainian grain ship … they need the god damn money and the world needs their god damn grain .", ">\n\nAnd why does China need Ukrainian grain?", ">\n\nI’lll just leave this here.", ">\n\nThank you", ">\n\na.s.h.w.g.a.", ">\n\nThis should be interesting, 2023 off to a good start :)", ">\n\nLooks like a lousy remake of couple of previous years...", ">\n\nHave we even recover from the last?", ">\n\nI already saw this episode…", ">\n\nLet's gooooo.", ">\n\nThese idiots can't captain ships for shit", ">\n\nFrom the article: “It is currently unclear to what extent canal traffic is affected.”\nPretty sure that means it is badly affected.", ">\n\nAlso from the article:\n\nCanal traffic is unaffected, the canal authority's chairman Osama Rabie said.", ">\n\nIm not even lying, they changed/updated the article and now its 4x as long with much more info. Thanks.", ">\n\nI actually thought something like that happened. I don't think you're lying! I mean, that would be a weird thing to lie about.", ">\n\nFor f sake can the US just pay Egypt to build a fing second line already. Pretty sure the US could have paid Egypt to build 12 canals from the last wreck and now here we are again. Seriously Egypt doesn't have the money so just pay for it already so we don't have months long shipping crisis every year.", ">\n\nThis ignores both the history of the existing canal and the current megaprojects unfolding in egypt", ">\n\nWe've got another one, folks! 🎉🎉🎉🎉 (On a serious note, FOR FUCK'S SAKE!)", ">\n\nOh god please, Not again.", ">\n\nI bet my new tote bag was on there.", ">\n\nOn a ship carrying grain from Ukraine to China?", ">\n\n\nCanal traffic is unaffected, the canal authority's chairman Osama Rabie said.", ">\n\nIt’s like deja vu all over again.", ">\n\nAgain?", ">\n\nJesus, not again.", ">\n\noh no... not again.", ">\n\nhaha, yes!\nround 2", ">\n\nOkay, who decided to put history on loop?", ">\n\nCan anyone linke some radar site for ships? So we can track how \"bad\" it is?", ">\n\nOh no, not again.", ">\n\nLet's gooooo!", ">\n\nWe don’t need no stinkin supply chain!", ">\n\nEvergreen 2?", ">\n\nThis was a good episode of The Truman Show.", ">\n\nUkraine still exporting to China . Unfuckin real", ">\n\nGreat, now I will have to wait even longer for my container full of rubber dog poo", ">\n\nHere we go again...\nWhat do we do with a drunken sailor? What do we do we do with a drunken sailor? What do we do with a drunken sailor, early in the morning?", ">\n\nThrow em in the brig until they're sober" ]

[ "Here we go again...\nWhat do we do with a drunken sailor? What do we do we do with a drunken sailor? What do we do with a drunken sailor, early in the morning?", ">\n\nThrow em in the brig until they're sober", ">\n\nFeed 'em to the hungry rats for dinner.", ">\n\nAnd this is why I'll need to listen to the Drunken Whaler on repeat for some amount of time.", ">\n\nBetween this and the other things happening around the world it's like watching the events of the past 2-3 years replaying themselves.", ">\n\n\n\nSuez Canal blocked by a cargo ship ✅\n\n\nA high number of contagious tourists coming in from China ✅\n\n\nA defeated president's supporters storm a country's government buildings ✅\n\n\nYep, sounds familiar alright.", ">\n\nHistory repeats, no one learns from the past.", ">\n\nI just heard someone say, \"History doesn't repeat itself, but it does rhyme.\"", ">\n\nTime is a circle from a view except it's more like a staircase. And there's a shake at certain parts. \nHating the trudge upwards and always going around.", ">\n\nVonnegut or mcconaughey?", ">\n\n\"Canal traffic is unaffected, the canal authority's chairman Osama Rabie said.\"", ">\n\nCanal authority is what I call it when my wife bosses me around", ">\n\nNot again.", ">\n\nWhat next, a bowl of petunias?", ">\n\nWhat are you doing step-ship!?", ">\n\nI just need a quick tug.", ">\n\nHooray! Worldwide commerce meltdown again! Oh, wait, no, that one is bad...", ">\n\nSorry, no raises this year because that global thing that happened for a couple of days\n-Corporations", ">\n\nAlso, all of the products and services that aren't significantly impacted are going to receive price hikes regardless- which will stick around well-after the supply chain has normalized. Our ~~suckers~~ customers ~~are too dumb to notice~~ understand that our products and services have great value and we're always doing our best to stay competitive with the other sociopaths in the price-fixed industry.", ">\n\nDammit, again?", ">\n\n“Hey, I’ve seen this one! I’ve seen this one! This is a classic!”", ">\n\nAgain!?", ">\n\nYES! THEY PUT IT BACK!!!", ">\n\nImagine the captains face right now though. Just think. They all hope it won't be them, but it had to be someone.", ">\n\nI've already seen this season.", ">\n\n2023 writers getting lazy now.", ">\n\nI feel like I’ve heard this somewhere before…", ">\n\n:( why did it have to be a Ukrainian grain ship … they need the god damn money and the world needs their god damn grain .", ">\n\nAnd why does China need Ukrainian grain?", ">\n\nI’lll just leave this here.", ">\n\nThank you", ">\n\na.s.h.w.g.a.", ">\n\nThis should be interesting, 2023 off to a good start :)", ">\n\nLooks like a lousy remake of couple of previous years...", ">\n\nHave we even recover from the last?", ">\n\nI already saw this episode…", ">\n\nLet's gooooo.", ">\n\nThese idiots can't captain ships for shit", ">\n\nFrom the article: “It is currently unclear to what extent canal traffic is affected.”\nPretty sure that means it is badly affected.", ">\n\nAlso from the article:\n\nCanal traffic is unaffected, the canal authority's chairman Osama Rabie said.", ">\n\nIm not even lying, they changed/updated the article and now its 4x as long with much more info. Thanks.", ">\n\nI actually thought something like that happened. I don't think you're lying! I mean, that would be a weird thing to lie about.", ">\n\nFor f sake can the US just pay Egypt to build a fing second line already. Pretty sure the US could have paid Egypt to build 12 canals from the last wreck and now here we are again. Seriously Egypt doesn't have the money so just pay for it already so we don't have months long shipping crisis every year.", ">\n\nThis ignores both the history of the existing canal and the current megaprojects unfolding in egypt", ">\n\nWe've got another one, folks! 🎉🎉🎉🎉 (On a serious note, FOR FUCK'S SAKE!)", ">\n\nOh god please, Not again.", ">\n\nI bet my new tote bag was on there.", ">\n\nOn a ship carrying grain from Ukraine to China?", ">\n\n\nCanal traffic is unaffected, the canal authority's chairman Osama Rabie said.", ">\n\nIt’s like deja vu all over again.", ">\n\nAgain?", ">\n\nJesus, not again.", ">\n\noh no... not again.", ">\n\nhaha, yes!\nround 2", ">\n\nOkay, who decided to put history on loop?", ">\n\nCan anyone linke some radar site for ships? So we can track how \"bad\" it is?", ">\n\nOh no, not again.", ">\n\nLet's gooooo!", ">\n\nWe don’t need no stinkin supply chain!", ">\n\nEvergreen 2?", ">\n\nThis was a good episode of The Truman Show.", ">\n\nUkraine still exporting to China . Unfuckin real", ">\n\nGreat, now I will have to wait even longer for my container full of rubber dog poo", ">\n\nHere we go again...\nWhat do we do with a drunken sailor? What do we do we do with a drunken sailor? What do we do with a drunken sailor, early in the morning?", ">\n\nThrow em in the brig until they're sober", ">\n\nFeed 'em to the hungry rats for dinner." ]

[ "Here we go again...\nWhat do we do with a drunken sailor? What do we do we do with a drunken sailor? What do we do with a drunken sailor, early in the morning?", ">\n\nThrow em in the brig until they're sober", ">\n\nFeed 'em to the hungry rats for dinner.", ">\n\nAnd this is why I'll need to listen to the Drunken Whaler on repeat for some amount of time.", ">\n\nBetween this and the other things happening around the world it's like watching the events of the past 2-3 years replaying themselves.", ">\n\n\n\nSuez Canal blocked by a cargo ship ✅\n\n\nA high number of contagious tourists coming in from China ✅\n\n\nA defeated president's supporters storm a country's government buildings ✅\n\n\nYep, sounds familiar alright.", ">\n\nHistory repeats, no one learns from the past.", ">\n\nI just heard someone say, \"History doesn't repeat itself, but it does rhyme.\"", ">\n\nTime is a circle from a view except it's more like a staircase. And there's a shake at certain parts. \nHating the trudge upwards and always going around.", ">\n\nVonnegut or mcconaughey?", ">\n\n\"Canal traffic is unaffected, the canal authority's chairman Osama Rabie said.\"", ">\n\nCanal authority is what I call it when my wife bosses me around", ">\n\nNot again.", ">\n\nWhat next, a bowl of petunias?", ">\n\nWhat are you doing step-ship!?", ">\n\nI just need a quick tug.", ">\n\nHooray! Worldwide commerce meltdown again! Oh, wait, no, that one is bad...", ">\n\nSorry, no raises this year because that global thing that happened for a couple of days\n-Corporations", ">\n\nAlso, all of the products and services that aren't significantly impacted are going to receive price hikes regardless- which will stick around well-after the supply chain has normalized. Our ~~suckers~~ customers ~~are too dumb to notice~~ understand that our products and services have great value and we're always doing our best to stay competitive with the other sociopaths in the price-fixed industry.", ">\n\nDammit, again?", ">\n\n“Hey, I’ve seen this one! I’ve seen this one! This is a classic!”", ">\n\nAgain!?", ">\n\nYES! THEY PUT IT BACK!!!", ">\n\nImagine the captains face right now though. Just think. They all hope it won't be them, but it had to be someone.", ">\n\nI've already seen this season.", ">\n\n2023 writers getting lazy now.", ">\n\nI feel like I’ve heard this somewhere before…", ">\n\n:( why did it have to be a Ukrainian grain ship … they need the god damn money and the world needs their god damn grain .", ">\n\nAnd why does China need Ukrainian grain?", ">\n\nI’lll just leave this here.", ">\n\nThank you", ">\n\na.s.h.w.g.a.", ">\n\nThis should be interesting, 2023 off to a good start :)", ">\n\nLooks like a lousy remake of couple of previous years...", ">\n\nHave we even recover from the last?", ">\n\nI already saw this episode…", ">\n\nLet's gooooo.", ">\n\nThese idiots can't captain ships for shit", ">\n\nFrom the article: “It is currently unclear to what extent canal traffic is affected.”\nPretty sure that means it is badly affected.", ">\n\nAlso from the article:\n\nCanal traffic is unaffected, the canal authority's chairman Osama Rabie said.", ">\n\nIm not even lying, they changed/updated the article and now its 4x as long with much more info. Thanks.", ">\n\nI actually thought something like that happened. I don't think you're lying! I mean, that would be a weird thing to lie about.", ">\n\nFor f sake can the US just pay Egypt to build a fing second line already. Pretty sure the US could have paid Egypt to build 12 canals from the last wreck and now here we are again. Seriously Egypt doesn't have the money so just pay for it already so we don't have months long shipping crisis every year.", ">\n\nThis ignores both the history of the existing canal and the current megaprojects unfolding in egypt", ">\n\nWe've got another one, folks! 🎉🎉🎉🎉 (On a serious note, FOR FUCK'S SAKE!)", ">\n\nOh god please, Not again.", ">\n\nI bet my new tote bag was on there.", ">\n\nOn a ship carrying grain from Ukraine to China?", ">\n\n\nCanal traffic is unaffected, the canal authority's chairman Osama Rabie said.", ">\n\nIt’s like deja vu all over again.", ">\n\nAgain?", ">\n\nJesus, not again.", ">\n\noh no... not again.", ">\n\nhaha, yes!\nround 2", ">\n\nOkay, who decided to put history on loop?", ">\n\nCan anyone linke some radar site for ships? So we can track how \"bad\" it is?", ">\n\nOh no, not again.", ">\n\nLet's gooooo!", ">\n\nWe don’t need no stinkin supply chain!", ">\n\nEvergreen 2?", ">\n\nThis was a good episode of The Truman Show.", ">\n\nUkraine still exporting to China . Unfuckin real", ">\n\nGreat, now I will have to wait even longer for my container full of rubber dog poo", ">\n\nHere we go again...\nWhat do we do with a drunken sailor? What do we do we do with a drunken sailor? What do we do with a drunken sailor, early in the morning?", ">\n\nThrow em in the brig until they're sober", ">\n\nFeed 'em to the hungry rats for dinner.", ">\n\nPut them in bed with the captain's daughter" ]