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[ "Glitter is the herpes of the crafting world", ">\n\nMy sister used to say this, she actually mailed our aunt a joke card filled with glitter designed to gently explode upon opening. When our aunt called our house, my sister just told her she gave her “glitter herpes” to remember her by. Six years latter, our aunt still finds little shiny specs on her couch and shag carpeting.", ">\n\nI'm so sorry to hear about your sister. I assume your aunt murdered her?", ">\n\nI'm sorry to hear Marcus's auntie still keeps shag carpeting. So much the worse for the glitter too.", ">\n\nYou got that wrong, Marcus's auntie keeps shagging carpets", ">\n\nMunch munch munch", ">\n\nDrove Uber, woman dropped a handful of glitter in the back seats, pissed I wouldn’t make a pit stop I guess. Didn’t notice, quick pick up of two nicely dressed women all in black on the way to a church service for their elderly mom. They noticed after sitting down in it. Still took the ride. I wanted to die seeing their black sparkly butts go up the church walk. Screw glitter and all who use it.", ">\n\nI'm not a huge fan of glitter, but biodegradable glitter does exist and is common. I think non-biodegradable glitter should stop being used though.", ">\n\nIt still gets EVERYWHERE", ">\n\nI don’t like sand", ">\n\nIt's coarse and rough and irritating", ">\n\nNot like here. Here everything is soft, and smooth.", ">\n\nRepeat after me kids:\nGLITTER IS LITTER", ">\n\nG-litter\nGlorious litter \nIt's pretty\nIt's still litter.", ">\n\n\"pretty to look at\" is as good as glitter gets", ">\n\nOf course. No one told you to eat it", ">\n\nA lot of times it contains heavy metals too", ">\n\nNo wonder those bands in the 80s used to use a lot of it", ">\n\nGlitter is the herpes of the rock world.", ">\n\nI think herpes was still the herpes of the rock world back then... poor Pam.", ">\n\nGlitter is not allowed in my house \nI allowed it once and still can find traces of it to this day....", ">\n\nI had a phone case with glitter. The thing busted months ago and I'm STILL finding traces of it", ">\n\nI will assault anyone who thinks it’s funny to give me a glitter bomb as a joke gift", ">\n\nGlitter bombs are only acceptable for cheating exes", ">\n\nAnd porch pirates", ">\n\nI saw a prank video about that on YouTube", ">\n\nYeah Mark Rober did it for 5 years, pretty epic prank", ">\n\nAs someone who just wore an all glitter dress I got for Christmas to an out of state function, I hate glitter. I burned the dress after I got home. Literally everywhere I went I left a trail of glitter and I felt like the biggest asshole on the planet. I went to go potty and the stall looked like someone murdered a glitter pixie. I don't think this is unpopular.", ">\n\nPotty? Grow up", ">\n\n/r/gatekeeping", ">\n\nPerhaps the most banal version of it.", ">\n\n\"Critics who treat 'adult' as a term of approval, instead of as a merely descriptive term, cannot be adult themselves. To be concerned about being grown up, to admire the grown up because it is grown up, to blush at the suspicion of being childish; these things are the marks of childhood and adolescence. And in childhood and adolescence they are, in moderation, healthy symptoms. Young things ought to want to grow. But to carry on into middle life or even into early manhood this concern about being adult is a mark of really arrested development. When I was ten, I read fairy tales in secret and would have been ashamed if I had been found doing so. Now that I am fifty I read them openly. When I became a man I put away childish things, including the fear of childishness and the desire to be very grown up.\" -- C.S. Lewis", ">\n\nAnd that's why I bought bio degradable glitter. I freaking love sparkles but the planet is important. There's also edible glitter that I plan on getting eventually.", ">\n\nIts fun. But you'll definitely spill some and find it everywhere for a few weeks. Not as bad as regular glitter tho. And your poop looks fancy for a day.\nBut: Biodegradable is a lie, usually. It's only biodegradable under VERY specific circumstances that are not met in a landfill or even most bio waste composting plants. Burning it works just fine :D", ">\n\nThis is popular as fuck", ">\n\nThe fact that glitter both exists and is used says otherwise.", ">\n\nI exist and am used, but I'm not popular.", ">\n\nBut are you biodegradable?", ">\n\nEverything except my bones.", ">\n\nGlitter is terrible. Now, sparkly stuff that doesn't bleed onto everything is okay and enjoyable. But glitter that leaks onto everything and never goes away is so bad", ">\n\nIm like a crow.. i need the shiny in my life", ">\n\nSAME", ">\n\nThe largest purchaser of glitter worldwide actively hides the fact that they are the largest purchaser of glitter worldwide", ">\n\nHow are you going to put me out there like that?", ">\n\nSorry De_Nilla the world has to know what you use all of it for", ">\n\nMy 6 year old could not disagree with this comment more strongly.", ">\n\nMy 4 year old too. \nShe dropped a tiny little tub of glitter on the floor (yay Christmas presents!) in the dining room and even after sweeping and hoovering the floor is SPARKLY!", ">\n\nyou could turn on a good old fashioned Kirby, leave it running in one spot for a century, pick it up and it will still sparkle under it", ">\n\nGlitter is a horrific abomination and if any type of plastic should be banned, it should be glitter.", ">\n\nI see your point. But it is oh so wonderful to send an enemy a glitter bomb.", ">\n\nPeople actually have enemies? And fantasize about vengeful antics?\nI really need to get out more", ">\n\nI would say this is the most popular opinion ever posted on this thread. NO ONE is coming out in support of glitter.", ">\n\ni support glitter 😂", ">\n\nDownvote this person into oblivion ☝️", ">\n\nThats a downvote for you! Glitter rules!", ">\n\nI hope you get it stuck in your hard to reach places!", ">\n\nAnd you have a life with no happy sparklies!", ">\n\nNGL, I don't even care about the whole micro plastics thing that much, I just hate the mess it leaves in general, seems the second a kid spills glitter in a house you're going to be finding little specs of glitter all around the place until the end of time. (or the building burns down, whatever is first) Even with effort to clean it up some always manages to remain. \nThink a good way of telling if a house was ever owned by a family with kids is just to have a good look at the gaps between floor boards, skirting and what not, any glitter and you know kids have likely been there.", ">\n\nI'm an artist who works with glitter and resin, and you're all absolutely correct. It's a plague, and I love it. Studio floors are gorgeous, but it gets places I haven't been, ever. It's in my boyfriends welding helmet, and that doesn't come home.", ">\n\nI have 3 daughters and especially when they were younger it seemed like there was glitter everywhere in our house. Well I get a call from my sister who was part angry part couldn't stop laughing. I had given her some leftover infant diapers we had, and she was at the doctors with her recently born son.\nDuring the check up she saw a strange look come over the Docs face, concerned she moved to see what was going on and was horrified to see her sons balls sparkling with glitter.\nGlitter is trash, and gets EVERYWHERE.", ">\n\nWe buy stupid vinyl records that are damage the first time you use them, instead of CDs. CD s are just music delivery system. People buy non stick pans, which are disposable, as opposed to a stainless steel pans which will out last your grandchildren. People buy expensive cell phones that you throw out when the battery is dead. I have five working computers, that they turned off the operating systems. They say people buy fast fashion. Hell, I can't but anything else. I can live with the glitter.", ">\n\nI had my MacBook for 10 years. Still worked perfectly. But I couldn’t update it anymore. Roughly 6 months later, none of the apps I was trying to run would work anymore. So I had to get a new one. I didn’t need a new one. It was annoying. I like my current MacBook but I’m annoyed that I even have to have it.", ">\n\nthis sub needs an update it's littered with popular opinions", ">\n\nThe things people will do for karma.\nAnd people admit knowing the rules and upvoting when they agree", ">\n\nBioglitter ftw", ">\n\nNo glitter, ftmfw", ">\n\nWhy do you hate fun", ">\n\nWhy do you choose to be the way you are?", ">\n\nGlitter is the middle of sequins\nEdit: get rid of both", ">\n\nI love glitter. They shine and shimmer", ">\n\ndid something concerning glitter happen to you recently lol? jusk askin", ">\n\nOP is probably another victim of the glitter boobytrap.", ">\n\ni’m a raver so reading these comments is just painful 😭😭😭😭", ">\n\nBuy the bio/eco-friendly glitter! I use it for music festivals and love it.", ">\n\ngood idea 😊😊😊", ">\n\nWhen I need to use glitter, I'm buying a biodegradable one. Problem solved", ">\n\nI think it's funny that every time I go to a music festival the people who say they love the planet the most are the first to throw glitter and chemical glow sticks like it's going out of style.", ">\n\nI go to music festivals and love face glitter, but I buy the bio/eco glitter that is made from algae. Not trying to be confrontational with you, just don't want you to think that everyone who loves to sparkle hates the environment.", ">\n\nI hate both", ">\n\nThis isn't an unpopular opinion....\nIDK if you've seen Good Mythical Morning, but they had glitter on the show ONCE and then instituted a serious, company-wide policy of banning glitter completely. Link still looks mad whenever the subject of glitter comes up.", ">\n\nPREACH", ">\n\nCheck your mailbox (there is a glitter bomb)", ">\n\nCards that play music are electronic waste", ">\n\nI agree. Easy downvote.", ">", ">\n\nlol is reddit supoosed to be an imageboard now? whats with the image replies", ">", ">\n\nThis is 10/10 not an upopular opinion. It’s is literally the herpes of the arts and crafts world. Nobody wants it, but of COURSE somebody has it, and they usually don’t tell you about it until it’s too late, and once you have it it’s impossible to get rid of.", ">\n\nThat's a great analogy. Even though I love glitter", ">\n\nI teach little children. I absolutely love glitter!", ">\n\nFantastic read for anyone interested. \nWhat Is Glitter? By Caity Weaver for The New York Times", ">\n\nBiodegradable glitter", ">\n\nbiggest sigh known to man", ">\n\nI don’t do much craft, but me and all the other performers I know are using biodegradable glitter products now.", ">\n\nDon’t get me started on edible glitter…", ">\n\nThis girl I'm talking to said \"give me your arm\" I was watching TV so I just obliged, she rubbed my whole arm with a brush that got loads of glitter on my skin. \"Now you sparkle like me\" was all I got when I asked why on earth I would want that.", ">\n\nGlitter is the STI of the arts and crafts world", ">\n\nOn what planet is this unpopular?", ">\n\nMercury, the surface temperature permanently fuses the glitter with everything it touches", ">\n\nI agree, but I use biodegradable glitter. I wish I could ditch it but I’m a rave girl, so that’s simply not an option…😏", ">\n\nSame goes for filling party balloons with helium. Literally taking a finite resource and filling a piece of trash with it.", ">\n\nI hope someone glitterbombs you", ">\n\nI hope someone glitter bombs me.", ">\n\nI like glitter. I'm man enough to say it", ">\n\nIs this Opposite Day in r/unpopularopinion? \nr/unpopularopinion glitter is the best, closely followed by sand.", ">\n\nIt is always opposite day here.\nAny actual unpopular opinions were banned a long time ago, try mentioning weight or race and chances are the mods will automatically ban it.", ">\n\nI despise glitter, it gets EVERYWHERE, and it sticks too. I just do my best to avoid it", ">\n\nI love the look of glitter. I love the biodegradable stuff but the price is insane and to buy craft is so cheap and easy. It's disappointing. I have a cup that's covered in glitter the best part is it sealed in and does shed everywhere.", ">\n\nI smell this opinion getting deleted from a mile away", ">\n\nCan we use glitter for scammers and people who steal packages?", ">\n\nI remember seeing videos of this man who made this box which used GPS and hidden cameras on all sides to catch porch pirates. When the person took the packaging off the box, an alarm sounded and it would throw up massive clouds of glitter.", ">\n\nYES! AND BALLOONS!! Enough with the balloon releases and glitter bombs!!", ">\n\nI would have to argue that balloons are worse than glitter. At least from an environmental, less-waste perspective.", ">\n\nBalloons are an eco nightmare and I wish we could ban them... But glitter sucks too.", ">\n\nGlitter is the herpes of the craft world. I would be happy to never see it again", ">\n\nThis post is just an I hate glitter circle jerk. We all hate glitter", ">\n\nMark Rober gets a pass.", ">\n\nIf your only argument is based on microplastics, you need to find a better one lol", ">\n\nDidn't even have to read the post. Every mom everywhere agrees with you", ">\n\nWe have 4 kids and respectfully disagree", ">\n\n✨ I absolutely love glitter and if I could I would sprinkle it everywhere I went. I think this world would be a better place if there was more glitter in random places. ✨", ">\n\nlike your liver?\nmmm microplastics in liver", ">\n\nYes, I do. But I'll take my chances. Something has to be the cause of our death. Imagine if we were so scared of anything that may kill us, that we avoided doing anything. That's not living. If I die of glitter, I'll be okay with that.", ">\n\nI'm also ok with you dieing from glitter; myself, not so much.", ">\n\nBut I'm okay with you dieing from glitter.", ">\n\nHoly shit yes. \nFuck glitter. Shit should be flat out illegal!", ">\n\nI absolutely hate glitter on anything, crafting, makeup, clothes. The shit is ugly as f", ">\n\ni like glitter", ">", ">\n\nSomeone needs to invent biodegradable glitter ASAP", ">\n\nIt has existed for years now...", ">\n\nBut glitter tastes so good", ">\n\nYou mean with lipstick right? RIGHT??", ">\n\nMhmm sure! Yeah with lipstick, not...just plain glitter, totally!", ">\n\nGlitter is probably the worst thing to happen at the university I attended, because grad pics needed glitter and god forbid you clean up after your shoot.", ">\n\nPopular opinion!", ">\n\nnot only aesthetically lame but terrible for literally everyone and the environment", ">\n\nDoesnt even look good tbh", ">\n\nbiodegradable glitter is great! Balloons need to go if you are getting rid of glitter.", ">\n\nGot a bunch on me at Christmas from gift bags", ">\n\nBut how else would women figure out their husbands were at a strip club?", ">\n\nWho ever inventer and created glitter better die. Or is dead but yet glitter isnt yet. Fk", ">\n\nIt’s so pretty tho…", ">\n\nIs Glitter your mom's name?", ">\n\nI despite it as well", ">\n\nI was on some various drugs a couple weeks ago with my best bud. He randomly decided to blow a fistful of glitter directly into my face when I wasn’t paying attention. Needless to say I wasn’t amused. And two weeks later I’m still finding glitter around my room.", ">\n\nHow do you feel about edible or biodegradable glitter?", ">\n\nI did laundry today. I what was in the lint trap? Glitter", ">\n\nWhy do you people hate fun?", ">\n\nGlitter should dissolve in water and be good for plants/grass", ">\n\nIdgaf I love glitter", ">\n\nmmm I see an incredible amount of people bitch about glitter all the time. I think you have the popular opinion and I actually have the unpopular one for liking it lol.", ">\n\nOh I thought you were talking about the movie in which case I was going to say that’s not so unpopular.", ">\n\nGlitter: the herpes of arts & crafts", ">\n\nIt’s literally fancy dust, but it’s fun!", ">\n\nGlitter is the herpes of the craft world.", ">\n\nI spilled glitter in one of my tool bags 6 years ago and I am still finding bits. It's a disease that infects you and never get cured.", ">\n\nBiodegradable glitter?", ">\n\nyou know there is biodegradable glitter. it's made from seaweed.", ">\n\nPlastic glitter, yes. That's why we need more widely available biodegradable glitter, as in you should have to go hunting for an obscure store to find plastic glitter and it should be the more expensive option. You can have my edible glitter when you pry it from my cold, dead fingers!", ">\n\nComing from a dollar tree employee, you have spoken directly to my heart", ">\n\nLoose glitter, sure. Secured glitter is fine", ">\n\nI totally agree with you. But I don't think this is an unpopular opinion. No upvote for you.\nWe recently made some glitter slime at our house, however.", ">\n\nPeople could stop buying it all together but they would still make it.\nAppearantly there is some mystery company that buys like 80% of the world's glitter but Big Glitter won't tell us who because there is a confidentiality agreement and they want me to go insane because I will never know who is buying all the glitter and WHY!", ">\n\nIt’s Disney. (I have no idea but the glitter mess all over the Magic Kingdom is awful)." ]

[ "Glitter is the herpes of the crafting world", ">\n\nMy sister used to say this, she actually mailed our aunt a joke card filled with glitter designed to gently explode upon opening. When our aunt called our house, my sister just told her she gave her “glitter herpes” to remember her by. Six years latter, our aunt still finds little shiny specs on her couch and shag carpeting.", ">\n\nI'm so sorry to hear about your sister. I assume your aunt murdered her?", ">\n\nI'm sorry to hear Marcus's auntie still keeps shag carpeting. So much the worse for the glitter too.", ">\n\nYou got that wrong, Marcus's auntie keeps shagging carpets", ">\n\nMunch munch munch", ">\n\nDrove Uber, woman dropped a handful of glitter in the back seats, pissed I wouldn’t make a pit stop I guess. Didn’t notice, quick pick up of two nicely dressed women all in black on the way to a church service for their elderly mom. They noticed after sitting down in it. Still took the ride. I wanted to die seeing their black sparkly butts go up the church walk. Screw glitter and all who use it.", ">\n\nI'm not a huge fan of glitter, but biodegradable glitter does exist and is common. I think non-biodegradable glitter should stop being used though.", ">\n\nIt still gets EVERYWHERE", ">\n\nI don’t like sand", ">\n\nIt's coarse and rough and irritating", ">\n\nNot like here. Here everything is soft, and smooth.", ">\n\nRepeat after me kids:\nGLITTER IS LITTER", ">\n\nG-litter\nGlorious litter \nIt's pretty\nIt's still litter.", ">\n\n\"pretty to look at\" is as good as glitter gets", ">\n\nOf course. No one told you to eat it", ">\n\nA lot of times it contains heavy metals too", ">\n\nNo wonder those bands in the 80s used to use a lot of it", ">\n\nGlitter is the herpes of the rock world.", ">\n\nI think herpes was still the herpes of the rock world back then... poor Pam.", ">\n\nGlitter is not allowed in my house \nI allowed it once and still can find traces of it to this day....", ">\n\nI had a phone case with glitter. The thing busted months ago and I'm STILL finding traces of it", ">\n\nI will assault anyone who thinks it’s funny to give me a glitter bomb as a joke gift", ">\n\nGlitter bombs are only acceptable for cheating exes", ">\n\nAnd porch pirates", ">\n\nI saw a prank video about that on YouTube", ">\n\nYeah Mark Rober did it for 5 years, pretty epic prank", ">\n\nAs someone who just wore an all glitter dress I got for Christmas to an out of state function, I hate glitter. I burned the dress after I got home. Literally everywhere I went I left a trail of glitter and I felt like the biggest asshole on the planet. I went to go potty and the stall looked like someone murdered a glitter pixie. I don't think this is unpopular.", ">\n\nPotty? Grow up", ">\n\n/r/gatekeeping", ">\n\nPerhaps the most banal version of it.", ">\n\n\"Critics who treat 'adult' as a term of approval, instead of as a merely descriptive term, cannot be adult themselves. To be concerned about being grown up, to admire the grown up because it is grown up, to blush at the suspicion of being childish; these things are the marks of childhood and adolescence. And in childhood and adolescence they are, in moderation, healthy symptoms. Young things ought to want to grow. But to carry on into middle life or even into early manhood this concern about being adult is a mark of really arrested development. When I was ten, I read fairy tales in secret and would have been ashamed if I had been found doing so. Now that I am fifty I read them openly. When I became a man I put away childish things, including the fear of childishness and the desire to be very grown up.\" -- C.S. Lewis", ">\n\nAnd that's why I bought bio degradable glitter. I freaking love sparkles but the planet is important. There's also edible glitter that I plan on getting eventually.", ">\n\nIts fun. But you'll definitely spill some and find it everywhere for a few weeks. Not as bad as regular glitter tho. And your poop looks fancy for a day.\nBut: Biodegradable is a lie, usually. It's only biodegradable under VERY specific circumstances that are not met in a landfill or even most bio waste composting plants. Burning it works just fine :D", ">\n\nThis is popular as fuck", ">\n\nThe fact that glitter both exists and is used says otherwise.", ">\n\nI exist and am used, but I'm not popular.", ">\n\nBut are you biodegradable?", ">\n\nEverything except my bones.", ">\n\nGlitter is terrible. Now, sparkly stuff that doesn't bleed onto everything is okay and enjoyable. But glitter that leaks onto everything and never goes away is so bad", ">\n\nIm like a crow.. i need the shiny in my life", ">\n\nSAME", ">\n\nThe largest purchaser of glitter worldwide actively hides the fact that they are the largest purchaser of glitter worldwide", ">\n\nHow are you going to put me out there like that?", ">\n\nSorry De_Nilla the world has to know what you use all of it for", ">\n\nMy 6 year old could not disagree with this comment more strongly.", ">\n\nMy 4 year old too. \nShe dropped a tiny little tub of glitter on the floor (yay Christmas presents!) in the dining room and even after sweeping and hoovering the floor is SPARKLY!", ">\n\nyou could turn on a good old fashioned Kirby, leave it running in one spot for a century, pick it up and it will still sparkle under it", ">\n\nGlitter is a horrific abomination and if any type of plastic should be banned, it should be glitter.", ">\n\nI see your point. But it is oh so wonderful to send an enemy a glitter bomb.", ">\n\nPeople actually have enemies? And fantasize about vengeful antics?\nI really need to get out more", ">\n\nI would say this is the most popular opinion ever posted on this thread. NO ONE is coming out in support of glitter.", ">\n\ni support glitter 😂", ">\n\nDownvote this person into oblivion ☝️", ">\n\nThats a downvote for you! Glitter rules!", ">\n\nI hope you get it stuck in your hard to reach places!", ">\n\nAnd you have a life with no happy sparklies!", ">\n\nNGL, I don't even care about the whole micro plastics thing that much, I just hate the mess it leaves in general, seems the second a kid spills glitter in a house you're going to be finding little specs of glitter all around the place until the end of time. (or the building burns down, whatever is first) Even with effort to clean it up some always manages to remain. \nThink a good way of telling if a house was ever owned by a family with kids is just to have a good look at the gaps between floor boards, skirting and what not, any glitter and you know kids have likely been there.", ">\n\nI'm an artist who works with glitter and resin, and you're all absolutely correct. It's a plague, and I love it. Studio floors are gorgeous, but it gets places I haven't been, ever. It's in my boyfriends welding helmet, and that doesn't come home.", ">\n\nI have 3 daughters and especially when they were younger it seemed like there was glitter everywhere in our house. Well I get a call from my sister who was part angry part couldn't stop laughing. I had given her some leftover infant diapers we had, and she was at the doctors with her recently born son.\nDuring the check up she saw a strange look come over the Docs face, concerned she moved to see what was going on and was horrified to see her sons balls sparkling with glitter.\nGlitter is trash, and gets EVERYWHERE.", ">\n\nWe buy stupid vinyl records that are damage the first time you use them, instead of CDs. CD s are just music delivery system. People buy non stick pans, which are disposable, as opposed to a stainless steel pans which will out last your grandchildren. People buy expensive cell phones that you throw out when the battery is dead. I have five working computers, that they turned off the operating systems. They say people buy fast fashion. Hell, I can't but anything else. I can live with the glitter.", ">\n\nI had my MacBook for 10 years. Still worked perfectly. But I couldn’t update it anymore. Roughly 6 months later, none of the apps I was trying to run would work anymore. So I had to get a new one. I didn’t need a new one. It was annoying. I like my current MacBook but I’m annoyed that I even have to have it.", ">\n\nthis sub needs an update it's littered with popular opinions", ">\n\nThe things people will do for karma.\nAnd people admit knowing the rules and upvoting when they agree", ">\n\nBioglitter ftw", ">\n\nNo glitter, ftmfw", ">\n\nWhy do you hate fun", ">\n\nWhy do you choose to be the way you are?", ">\n\nGlitter is the middle of sequins\nEdit: get rid of both", ">\n\nI love glitter. They shine and shimmer", ">\n\ndid something concerning glitter happen to you recently lol? jusk askin", ">\n\nOP is probably another victim of the glitter boobytrap.", ">\n\ni’m a raver so reading these comments is just painful 😭😭😭😭", ">\n\nBuy the bio/eco-friendly glitter! I use it for music festivals and love it.", ">\n\ngood idea 😊😊😊", ">\n\nWhen I need to use glitter, I'm buying a biodegradable one. Problem solved", ">\n\nI think it's funny that every time I go to a music festival the people who say they love the planet the most are the first to throw glitter and chemical glow sticks like it's going out of style.", ">\n\nI go to music festivals and love face glitter, but I buy the bio/eco glitter that is made from algae. Not trying to be confrontational with you, just don't want you to think that everyone who loves to sparkle hates the environment.", ">\n\nI hate both", ">\n\nThis isn't an unpopular opinion....\nIDK if you've seen Good Mythical Morning, but they had glitter on the show ONCE and then instituted a serious, company-wide policy of banning glitter completely. Link still looks mad whenever the subject of glitter comes up.", ">\n\nPREACH", ">\n\nCheck your mailbox (there is a glitter bomb)", ">\n\nCards that play music are electronic waste", ">\n\nI agree. Easy downvote.", ">", ">\n\nlol is reddit supoosed to be an imageboard now? whats with the image replies", ">", ">\n\nThis is 10/10 not an upopular opinion. It’s is literally the herpes of the arts and crafts world. Nobody wants it, but of COURSE somebody has it, and they usually don’t tell you about it until it’s too late, and once you have it it’s impossible to get rid of.", ">\n\nThat's a great analogy. Even though I love glitter", ">\n\nI teach little children. I absolutely love glitter!", ">\n\nFantastic read for anyone interested. \nWhat Is Glitter? By Caity Weaver for The New York Times", ">\n\nBiodegradable glitter", ">\n\nbiggest sigh known to man", ">\n\nI don’t do much craft, but me and all the other performers I know are using biodegradable glitter products now.", ">\n\nDon’t get me started on edible glitter…", ">\n\nThis girl I'm talking to said \"give me your arm\" I was watching TV so I just obliged, she rubbed my whole arm with a brush that got loads of glitter on my skin. \"Now you sparkle like me\" was all I got when I asked why on earth I would want that.", ">\n\nGlitter is the STI of the arts and crafts world", ">\n\nOn what planet is this unpopular?", ">\n\nMercury, the surface temperature permanently fuses the glitter with everything it touches", ">\n\nI agree, but I use biodegradable glitter. I wish I could ditch it but I’m a rave girl, so that’s simply not an option…😏", ">\n\nSame goes for filling party balloons with helium. Literally taking a finite resource and filling a piece of trash with it.", ">\n\nI hope someone glitterbombs you", ">\n\nI hope someone glitter bombs me.", ">\n\nI like glitter. I'm man enough to say it", ">\n\nIs this Opposite Day in r/unpopularopinion? \nr/unpopularopinion glitter is the best, closely followed by sand.", ">\n\nIt is always opposite day here.\nAny actual unpopular opinions were banned a long time ago, try mentioning weight or race and chances are the mods will automatically ban it.", ">\n\nI despise glitter, it gets EVERYWHERE, and it sticks too. I just do my best to avoid it", ">\n\nI love the look of glitter. I love the biodegradable stuff but the price is insane and to buy craft is so cheap and easy. It's disappointing. I have a cup that's covered in glitter the best part is it sealed in and does shed everywhere.", ">\n\nI smell this opinion getting deleted from a mile away", ">\n\nCan we use glitter for scammers and people who steal packages?", ">\n\nI remember seeing videos of this man who made this box which used GPS and hidden cameras on all sides to catch porch pirates. When the person took the packaging off the box, an alarm sounded and it would throw up massive clouds of glitter.", ">\n\nYES! AND BALLOONS!! Enough with the balloon releases and glitter bombs!!", ">\n\nI would have to argue that balloons are worse than glitter. At least from an environmental, less-waste perspective.", ">\n\nBalloons are an eco nightmare and I wish we could ban them... But glitter sucks too.", ">\n\nGlitter is the herpes of the craft world. I would be happy to never see it again", ">\n\nThis post is just an I hate glitter circle jerk. We all hate glitter", ">\n\nMark Rober gets a pass.", ">\n\nIf your only argument is based on microplastics, you need to find a better one lol", ">\n\nDidn't even have to read the post. Every mom everywhere agrees with you", ">\n\nWe have 4 kids and respectfully disagree", ">\n\n✨ I absolutely love glitter and if I could I would sprinkle it everywhere I went. I think this world would be a better place if there was more glitter in random places. ✨", ">\n\nlike your liver?\nmmm microplastics in liver", ">\n\nYes, I do. But I'll take my chances. Something has to be the cause of our death. Imagine if we were so scared of anything that may kill us, that we avoided doing anything. That's not living. If I die of glitter, I'll be okay with that.", ">\n\nI'm also ok with you dieing from glitter; myself, not so much.", ">\n\nBut I'm okay with you dieing from glitter.", ">\n\nHoly shit yes. \nFuck glitter. Shit should be flat out illegal!", ">\n\nI absolutely hate glitter on anything, crafting, makeup, clothes. The shit is ugly as f", ">\n\ni like glitter", ">", ">\n\nSomeone needs to invent biodegradable glitter ASAP", ">\n\nIt has existed for years now...", ">\n\nBut glitter tastes so good", ">\n\nYou mean with lipstick right? RIGHT??", ">\n\nMhmm sure! Yeah with lipstick, not...just plain glitter, totally!", ">\n\nGlitter is probably the worst thing to happen at the university I attended, because grad pics needed glitter and god forbid you clean up after your shoot.", ">\n\nPopular opinion!", ">\n\nnot only aesthetically lame but terrible for literally everyone and the environment", ">\n\nDoesnt even look good tbh", ">\n\nbiodegradable glitter is great! Balloons need to go if you are getting rid of glitter.", ">\n\nGot a bunch on me at Christmas from gift bags", ">\n\nBut how else would women figure out their husbands were at a strip club?", ">\n\nWho ever inventer and created glitter better die. Or is dead but yet glitter isnt yet. Fk", ">\n\nIt’s so pretty tho…", ">\n\nIs Glitter your mom's name?", ">\n\nI despite it as well", ">\n\nI was on some various drugs a couple weeks ago with my best bud. He randomly decided to blow a fistful of glitter directly into my face when I wasn’t paying attention. Needless to say I wasn’t amused. And two weeks later I’m still finding glitter around my room.", ">\n\nHow do you feel about edible or biodegradable glitter?", ">\n\nI did laundry today. I what was in the lint trap? Glitter", ">\n\nWhy do you people hate fun?", ">\n\nGlitter should dissolve in water and be good for plants/grass", ">\n\nIdgaf I love glitter", ">\n\nmmm I see an incredible amount of people bitch about glitter all the time. I think you have the popular opinion and I actually have the unpopular one for liking it lol.", ">\n\nOh I thought you were talking about the movie in which case I was going to say that’s not so unpopular.", ">\n\nGlitter: the herpes of arts & crafts", ">\n\nIt’s literally fancy dust, but it’s fun!", ">\n\nGlitter is the herpes of the craft world.", ">\n\nI spilled glitter in one of my tool bags 6 years ago and I am still finding bits. It's a disease that infects you and never get cured.", ">\n\nBiodegradable glitter?", ">\n\nyou know there is biodegradable glitter. it's made from seaweed.", ">\n\nPlastic glitter, yes. That's why we need more widely available biodegradable glitter, as in you should have to go hunting for an obscure store to find plastic glitter and it should be the more expensive option. You can have my edible glitter when you pry it from my cold, dead fingers!", ">\n\nComing from a dollar tree employee, you have spoken directly to my heart", ">\n\nLoose glitter, sure. Secured glitter is fine", ">\n\nI totally agree with you. But I don't think this is an unpopular opinion. No upvote for you.\nWe recently made some glitter slime at our house, however.", ">\n\nPeople could stop buying it all together but they would still make it.\nAppearantly there is some mystery company that buys like 80% of the world's glitter but Big Glitter won't tell us who because there is a confidentiality agreement and they want me to go insane because I will never know who is buying all the glitter and WHY!", ">\n\nIt’s Disney. (I have no idea but the glitter mess all over the Magic Kingdom is awful).", ">\n\nI have a coworker who makes a birthday board for our office every month and always uses glitter. There is now just permanently ingrained glitter on the desk, on the phone, on the floor, on everything. No amount of lysol or mopping or whatever else will get it. Infuriating." ]

[ "Glitter is the herpes of the crafting world", ">\n\nMy sister used to say this, she actually mailed our aunt a joke card filled with glitter designed to gently explode upon opening. When our aunt called our house, my sister just told her she gave her “glitter herpes” to remember her by. Six years latter, our aunt still finds little shiny specs on her couch and shag carpeting.", ">\n\nI'm so sorry to hear about your sister. I assume your aunt murdered her?", ">\n\nI'm sorry to hear Marcus's auntie still keeps shag carpeting. So much the worse for the glitter too.", ">\n\nYou got that wrong, Marcus's auntie keeps shagging carpets", ">\n\nMunch munch munch", ">\n\nDrove Uber, woman dropped a handful of glitter in the back seats, pissed I wouldn’t make a pit stop I guess. Didn’t notice, quick pick up of two nicely dressed women all in black on the way to a church service for their elderly mom. They noticed after sitting down in it. Still took the ride. I wanted to die seeing their black sparkly butts go up the church walk. Screw glitter and all who use it.", ">\n\nI'm not a huge fan of glitter, but biodegradable glitter does exist and is common. I think non-biodegradable glitter should stop being used though.", ">\n\nIt still gets EVERYWHERE", ">\n\nI don’t like sand", ">\n\nIt's coarse and rough and irritating", ">\n\nNot like here. Here everything is soft, and smooth.", ">\n\nRepeat after me kids:\nGLITTER IS LITTER", ">\n\nG-litter\nGlorious litter \nIt's pretty\nIt's still litter.", ">\n\n\"pretty to look at\" is as good as glitter gets", ">\n\nOf course. No one told you to eat it", ">\n\nA lot of times it contains heavy metals too", ">\n\nNo wonder those bands in the 80s used to use a lot of it", ">\n\nGlitter is the herpes of the rock world.", ">\n\nI think herpes was still the herpes of the rock world back then... poor Pam.", ">\n\nGlitter is not allowed in my house \nI allowed it once and still can find traces of it to this day....", ">\n\nI had a phone case with glitter. The thing busted months ago and I'm STILL finding traces of it", ">\n\nI will assault anyone who thinks it’s funny to give me a glitter bomb as a joke gift", ">\n\nGlitter bombs are only acceptable for cheating exes", ">\n\nAnd porch pirates", ">\n\nI saw a prank video about that on YouTube", ">\n\nYeah Mark Rober did it for 5 years, pretty epic prank", ">\n\nAs someone who just wore an all glitter dress I got for Christmas to an out of state function, I hate glitter. I burned the dress after I got home. Literally everywhere I went I left a trail of glitter and I felt like the biggest asshole on the planet. I went to go potty and the stall looked like someone murdered a glitter pixie. I don't think this is unpopular.", ">\n\nPotty? Grow up", ">\n\n/r/gatekeeping", ">\n\nPerhaps the most banal version of it.", ">\n\n\"Critics who treat 'adult' as a term of approval, instead of as a merely descriptive term, cannot be adult themselves. To be concerned about being grown up, to admire the grown up because it is grown up, to blush at the suspicion of being childish; these things are the marks of childhood and adolescence. And in childhood and adolescence they are, in moderation, healthy symptoms. Young things ought to want to grow. But to carry on into middle life or even into early manhood this concern about being adult is a mark of really arrested development. When I was ten, I read fairy tales in secret and would have been ashamed if I had been found doing so. Now that I am fifty I read them openly. When I became a man I put away childish things, including the fear of childishness and the desire to be very grown up.\" -- C.S. Lewis", ">\n\nAnd that's why I bought bio degradable glitter. I freaking love sparkles but the planet is important. There's also edible glitter that I plan on getting eventually.", ">\n\nIts fun. But you'll definitely spill some and find it everywhere for a few weeks. Not as bad as regular glitter tho. And your poop looks fancy for a day.\nBut: Biodegradable is a lie, usually. It's only biodegradable under VERY specific circumstances that are not met in a landfill or even most bio waste composting plants. Burning it works just fine :D", ">\n\nThis is popular as fuck", ">\n\nThe fact that glitter both exists and is used says otherwise.", ">\n\nI exist and am used, but I'm not popular.", ">\n\nBut are you biodegradable?", ">\n\nEverything except my bones.", ">\n\nGlitter is terrible. Now, sparkly stuff that doesn't bleed onto everything is okay and enjoyable. But glitter that leaks onto everything and never goes away is so bad", ">\n\nIm like a crow.. i need the shiny in my life", ">\n\nSAME", ">\n\nThe largest purchaser of glitter worldwide actively hides the fact that they are the largest purchaser of glitter worldwide", ">\n\nHow are you going to put me out there like that?", ">\n\nSorry De_Nilla the world has to know what you use all of it for", ">\n\nMy 6 year old could not disagree with this comment more strongly.", ">\n\nMy 4 year old too. \nShe dropped a tiny little tub of glitter on the floor (yay Christmas presents!) in the dining room and even after sweeping and hoovering the floor is SPARKLY!", ">\n\nyou could turn on a good old fashioned Kirby, leave it running in one spot for a century, pick it up and it will still sparkle under it", ">\n\nGlitter is a horrific abomination and if any type of plastic should be banned, it should be glitter.", ">\n\nI see your point. But it is oh so wonderful to send an enemy a glitter bomb.", ">\n\nPeople actually have enemies? And fantasize about vengeful antics?\nI really need to get out more", ">\n\nI would say this is the most popular opinion ever posted on this thread. NO ONE is coming out in support of glitter.", ">\n\ni support glitter 😂", ">\n\nDownvote this person into oblivion ☝️", ">\n\nThats a downvote for you! Glitter rules!", ">\n\nI hope you get it stuck in your hard to reach places!", ">\n\nAnd you have a life with no happy sparklies!", ">\n\nNGL, I don't even care about the whole micro plastics thing that much, I just hate the mess it leaves in general, seems the second a kid spills glitter in a house you're going to be finding little specs of glitter all around the place until the end of time. (or the building burns down, whatever is first) Even with effort to clean it up some always manages to remain. \nThink a good way of telling if a house was ever owned by a family with kids is just to have a good look at the gaps between floor boards, skirting and what not, any glitter and you know kids have likely been there.", ">\n\nI'm an artist who works with glitter and resin, and you're all absolutely correct. It's a plague, and I love it. Studio floors are gorgeous, but it gets places I haven't been, ever. It's in my boyfriends welding helmet, and that doesn't come home.", ">\n\nI have 3 daughters and especially when they were younger it seemed like there was glitter everywhere in our house. Well I get a call from my sister who was part angry part couldn't stop laughing. I had given her some leftover infant diapers we had, and she was at the doctors with her recently born son.\nDuring the check up she saw a strange look come over the Docs face, concerned she moved to see what was going on and was horrified to see her sons balls sparkling with glitter.\nGlitter is trash, and gets EVERYWHERE.", ">\n\nWe buy stupid vinyl records that are damage the first time you use them, instead of CDs. CD s are just music delivery system. People buy non stick pans, which are disposable, as opposed to a stainless steel pans which will out last your grandchildren. People buy expensive cell phones that you throw out when the battery is dead. I have five working computers, that they turned off the operating systems. They say people buy fast fashion. Hell, I can't but anything else. I can live with the glitter.", ">\n\nI had my MacBook for 10 years. Still worked perfectly. But I couldn’t update it anymore. Roughly 6 months later, none of the apps I was trying to run would work anymore. So I had to get a new one. I didn’t need a new one. It was annoying. I like my current MacBook but I’m annoyed that I even have to have it.", ">\n\nthis sub needs an update it's littered with popular opinions", ">\n\nThe things people will do for karma.\nAnd people admit knowing the rules and upvoting when they agree", ">\n\nBioglitter ftw", ">\n\nNo glitter, ftmfw", ">\n\nWhy do you hate fun", ">\n\nWhy do you choose to be the way you are?", ">\n\nGlitter is the middle of sequins\nEdit: get rid of both", ">\n\nI love glitter. They shine and shimmer", ">\n\ndid something concerning glitter happen to you recently lol? jusk askin", ">\n\nOP is probably another victim of the glitter boobytrap.", ">\n\ni’m a raver so reading these comments is just painful 😭😭😭😭", ">\n\nBuy the bio/eco-friendly glitter! I use it for music festivals and love it.", ">\n\ngood idea 😊😊😊", ">\n\nWhen I need to use glitter, I'm buying a biodegradable one. Problem solved", ">\n\nI think it's funny that every time I go to a music festival the people who say they love the planet the most are the first to throw glitter and chemical glow sticks like it's going out of style.", ">\n\nI go to music festivals and love face glitter, but I buy the bio/eco glitter that is made from algae. Not trying to be confrontational with you, just don't want you to think that everyone who loves to sparkle hates the environment.", ">\n\nI hate both", ">\n\nThis isn't an unpopular opinion....\nIDK if you've seen Good Mythical Morning, but they had glitter on the show ONCE and then instituted a serious, company-wide policy of banning glitter completely. Link still looks mad whenever the subject of glitter comes up.", ">\n\nPREACH", ">\n\nCheck your mailbox (there is a glitter bomb)", ">\n\nCards that play music are electronic waste", ">\n\nI agree. Easy downvote.", ">", ">\n\nlol is reddit supoosed to be an imageboard now? whats with the image replies", ">", ">\n\nThis is 10/10 not an upopular opinion. It’s is literally the herpes of the arts and crafts world. Nobody wants it, but of COURSE somebody has it, and they usually don’t tell you about it until it’s too late, and once you have it it’s impossible to get rid of.", ">\n\nThat's a great analogy. Even though I love glitter", ">\n\nI teach little children. I absolutely love glitter!", ">\n\nFantastic read for anyone interested. \nWhat Is Glitter? By Caity Weaver for The New York Times", ">\n\nBiodegradable glitter", ">\n\nbiggest sigh known to man", ">\n\nI don’t do much craft, but me and all the other performers I know are using biodegradable glitter products now.", ">\n\nDon’t get me started on edible glitter…", ">\n\nThis girl I'm talking to said \"give me your arm\" I was watching TV so I just obliged, she rubbed my whole arm with a brush that got loads of glitter on my skin. \"Now you sparkle like me\" was all I got when I asked why on earth I would want that.", ">\n\nGlitter is the STI of the arts and crafts world", ">\n\nOn what planet is this unpopular?", ">\n\nMercury, the surface temperature permanently fuses the glitter with everything it touches", ">\n\nI agree, but I use biodegradable glitter. I wish I could ditch it but I’m a rave girl, so that’s simply not an option…😏", ">\n\nSame goes for filling party balloons with helium. Literally taking a finite resource and filling a piece of trash with it.", ">\n\nI hope someone glitterbombs you", ">\n\nI hope someone glitter bombs me.", ">\n\nI like glitter. I'm man enough to say it", ">\n\nIs this Opposite Day in r/unpopularopinion? \nr/unpopularopinion glitter is the best, closely followed by sand.", ">\n\nIt is always opposite day here.\nAny actual unpopular opinions were banned a long time ago, try mentioning weight or race and chances are the mods will automatically ban it.", ">\n\nI despise glitter, it gets EVERYWHERE, and it sticks too. I just do my best to avoid it", ">\n\nI love the look of glitter. I love the biodegradable stuff but the price is insane and to buy craft is so cheap and easy. It's disappointing. I have a cup that's covered in glitter the best part is it sealed in and does shed everywhere.", ">\n\nI smell this opinion getting deleted from a mile away", ">\n\nCan we use glitter for scammers and people who steal packages?", ">\n\nI remember seeing videos of this man who made this box which used GPS and hidden cameras on all sides to catch porch pirates. When the person took the packaging off the box, an alarm sounded and it would throw up massive clouds of glitter.", ">\n\nYES! AND BALLOONS!! Enough with the balloon releases and glitter bombs!!", ">\n\nI would have to argue that balloons are worse than glitter. At least from an environmental, less-waste perspective.", ">\n\nBalloons are an eco nightmare and I wish we could ban them... But glitter sucks too.", ">\n\nGlitter is the herpes of the craft world. I would be happy to never see it again", ">\n\nThis post is just an I hate glitter circle jerk. We all hate glitter", ">\n\nMark Rober gets a pass.", ">\n\nIf your only argument is based on microplastics, you need to find a better one lol", ">\n\nDidn't even have to read the post. Every mom everywhere agrees with you", ">\n\nWe have 4 kids and respectfully disagree", ">\n\n✨ I absolutely love glitter and if I could I would sprinkle it everywhere I went. I think this world would be a better place if there was more glitter in random places. ✨", ">\n\nlike your liver?\nmmm microplastics in liver", ">\n\nYes, I do. But I'll take my chances. Something has to be the cause of our death. Imagine if we were so scared of anything that may kill us, that we avoided doing anything. That's not living. If I die of glitter, I'll be okay with that.", ">\n\nI'm also ok with you dieing from glitter; myself, not so much.", ">\n\nBut I'm okay with you dieing from glitter.", ">\n\nHoly shit yes. \nFuck glitter. Shit should be flat out illegal!", ">\n\nI absolutely hate glitter on anything, crafting, makeup, clothes. The shit is ugly as f", ">\n\ni like glitter", ">", ">\n\nSomeone needs to invent biodegradable glitter ASAP", ">\n\nIt has existed for years now...", ">\n\nBut glitter tastes so good", ">\n\nYou mean with lipstick right? RIGHT??", ">\n\nMhmm sure! Yeah with lipstick, not...just plain glitter, totally!", ">\n\nGlitter is probably the worst thing to happen at the university I attended, because grad pics needed glitter and god forbid you clean up after your shoot.", ">\n\nPopular opinion!", ">\n\nnot only aesthetically lame but terrible for literally everyone and the environment", ">\n\nDoesnt even look good tbh", ">\n\nbiodegradable glitter is great! Balloons need to go if you are getting rid of glitter.", ">\n\nGot a bunch on me at Christmas from gift bags", ">\n\nBut how else would women figure out their husbands were at a strip club?", ">\n\nWho ever inventer and created glitter better die. Or is dead but yet glitter isnt yet. Fk", ">\n\nIt’s so pretty tho…", ">\n\nIs Glitter your mom's name?", ">\n\nI despite it as well", ">\n\nI was on some various drugs a couple weeks ago with my best bud. He randomly decided to blow a fistful of glitter directly into my face when I wasn’t paying attention. Needless to say I wasn’t amused. And two weeks later I’m still finding glitter around my room.", ">\n\nHow do you feel about edible or biodegradable glitter?", ">\n\nI did laundry today. I what was in the lint trap? Glitter", ">\n\nWhy do you people hate fun?", ">\n\nGlitter should dissolve in water and be good for plants/grass", ">\n\nIdgaf I love glitter", ">\n\nmmm I see an incredible amount of people bitch about glitter all the time. I think you have the popular opinion and I actually have the unpopular one for liking it lol.", ">\n\nOh I thought you were talking about the movie in which case I was going to say that’s not so unpopular.", ">\n\nGlitter: the herpes of arts & crafts", ">\n\nIt’s literally fancy dust, but it’s fun!", ">\n\nGlitter is the herpes of the craft world.", ">\n\nI spilled glitter in one of my tool bags 6 years ago and I am still finding bits. It's a disease that infects you and never get cured.", ">\n\nBiodegradable glitter?", ">\n\nyou know there is biodegradable glitter. it's made from seaweed.", ">\n\nPlastic glitter, yes. That's why we need more widely available biodegradable glitter, as in you should have to go hunting for an obscure store to find plastic glitter and it should be the more expensive option. You can have my edible glitter when you pry it from my cold, dead fingers!", ">\n\nComing from a dollar tree employee, you have spoken directly to my heart", ">\n\nLoose glitter, sure. Secured glitter is fine", ">\n\nI totally agree with you. But I don't think this is an unpopular opinion. No upvote for you.\nWe recently made some glitter slime at our house, however.", ">\n\nPeople could stop buying it all together but they would still make it.\nAppearantly there is some mystery company that buys like 80% of the world's glitter but Big Glitter won't tell us who because there is a confidentiality agreement and they want me to go insane because I will never know who is buying all the glitter and WHY!", ">\n\nIt’s Disney. (I have no idea but the glitter mess all over the Magic Kingdom is awful).", ">\n\nI have a coworker who makes a birthday board for our office every month and always uses glitter. There is now just permanently ingrained glitter on the desk, on the phone, on the floor, on everything. No amount of lysol or mopping or whatever else will get it. Infuriating.", ">\n\nGlitter is an ecological disaster." ]

[ "Glitter is the herpes of the crafting world", ">\n\nMy sister used to say this, she actually mailed our aunt a joke card filled with glitter designed to gently explode upon opening. When our aunt called our house, my sister just told her she gave her “glitter herpes” to remember her by. Six years latter, our aunt still finds little shiny specs on her couch and shag carpeting.", ">\n\nI'm so sorry to hear about your sister. I assume your aunt murdered her?", ">\n\nI'm sorry to hear Marcus's auntie still keeps shag carpeting. So much the worse for the glitter too.", ">\n\nYou got that wrong, Marcus's auntie keeps shagging carpets", ">\n\nMunch munch munch", ">\n\nDrove Uber, woman dropped a handful of glitter in the back seats, pissed I wouldn’t make a pit stop I guess. Didn’t notice, quick pick up of two nicely dressed women all in black on the way to a church service for their elderly mom. They noticed after sitting down in it. Still took the ride. I wanted to die seeing their black sparkly butts go up the church walk. Screw glitter and all who use it.", ">\n\nI'm not a huge fan of glitter, but biodegradable glitter does exist and is common. I think non-biodegradable glitter should stop being used though.", ">\n\nIt still gets EVERYWHERE", ">\n\nI don’t like sand", ">\n\nIt's coarse and rough and irritating", ">\n\nNot like here. Here everything is soft, and smooth.", ">\n\nRepeat after me kids:\nGLITTER IS LITTER", ">\n\nG-litter\nGlorious litter \nIt's pretty\nIt's still litter.", ">\n\n\"pretty to look at\" is as good as glitter gets", ">\n\nOf course. No one told you to eat it", ">\n\nA lot of times it contains heavy metals too", ">\n\nNo wonder those bands in the 80s used to use a lot of it", ">\n\nGlitter is the herpes of the rock world.", ">\n\nI think herpes was still the herpes of the rock world back then... poor Pam.", ">\n\nGlitter is not allowed in my house \nI allowed it once and still can find traces of it to this day....", ">\n\nI had a phone case with glitter. The thing busted months ago and I'm STILL finding traces of it", ">\n\nI will assault anyone who thinks it’s funny to give me a glitter bomb as a joke gift", ">\n\nGlitter bombs are only acceptable for cheating exes", ">\n\nAnd porch pirates", ">\n\nI saw a prank video about that on YouTube", ">\n\nYeah Mark Rober did it for 5 years, pretty epic prank", ">\n\nAs someone who just wore an all glitter dress I got for Christmas to an out of state function, I hate glitter. I burned the dress after I got home. Literally everywhere I went I left a trail of glitter and I felt like the biggest asshole on the planet. I went to go potty and the stall looked like someone murdered a glitter pixie. I don't think this is unpopular.", ">\n\nPotty? Grow up", ">\n\n/r/gatekeeping", ">\n\nPerhaps the most banal version of it.", ">\n\n\"Critics who treat 'adult' as a term of approval, instead of as a merely descriptive term, cannot be adult themselves. To be concerned about being grown up, to admire the grown up because it is grown up, to blush at the suspicion of being childish; these things are the marks of childhood and adolescence. And in childhood and adolescence they are, in moderation, healthy symptoms. Young things ought to want to grow. But to carry on into middle life or even into early manhood this concern about being adult is a mark of really arrested development. When I was ten, I read fairy tales in secret and would have been ashamed if I had been found doing so. Now that I am fifty I read them openly. When I became a man I put away childish things, including the fear of childishness and the desire to be very grown up.\" -- C.S. Lewis", ">\n\nAnd that's why I bought bio degradable glitter. I freaking love sparkles but the planet is important. There's also edible glitter that I plan on getting eventually.", ">\n\nIts fun. But you'll definitely spill some and find it everywhere for a few weeks. Not as bad as regular glitter tho. And your poop looks fancy for a day.\nBut: Biodegradable is a lie, usually. It's only biodegradable under VERY specific circumstances that are not met in a landfill or even most bio waste composting plants. Burning it works just fine :D", ">\n\nThis is popular as fuck", ">\n\nThe fact that glitter both exists and is used says otherwise.", ">\n\nI exist and am used, but I'm not popular.", ">\n\nBut are you biodegradable?", ">\n\nEverything except my bones.", ">\n\nGlitter is terrible. Now, sparkly stuff that doesn't bleed onto everything is okay and enjoyable. But glitter that leaks onto everything and never goes away is so bad", ">\n\nIm like a crow.. i need the shiny in my life", ">\n\nSAME", ">\n\nThe largest purchaser of glitter worldwide actively hides the fact that they are the largest purchaser of glitter worldwide", ">\n\nHow are you going to put me out there like that?", ">\n\nSorry De_Nilla the world has to know what you use all of it for", ">\n\nMy 6 year old could not disagree with this comment more strongly.", ">\n\nMy 4 year old too. \nShe dropped a tiny little tub of glitter on the floor (yay Christmas presents!) in the dining room and even after sweeping and hoovering the floor is SPARKLY!", ">\n\nyou could turn on a good old fashioned Kirby, leave it running in one spot for a century, pick it up and it will still sparkle under it", ">\n\nGlitter is a horrific abomination and if any type of plastic should be banned, it should be glitter.", ">\n\nI see your point. But it is oh so wonderful to send an enemy a glitter bomb.", ">\n\nPeople actually have enemies? And fantasize about vengeful antics?\nI really need to get out more", ">\n\nI would say this is the most popular opinion ever posted on this thread. NO ONE is coming out in support of glitter.", ">\n\ni support glitter 😂", ">\n\nDownvote this person into oblivion ☝️", ">\n\nThats a downvote for you! Glitter rules!", ">\n\nI hope you get it stuck in your hard to reach places!", ">\n\nAnd you have a life with no happy sparklies!", ">\n\nNGL, I don't even care about the whole micro plastics thing that much, I just hate the mess it leaves in general, seems the second a kid spills glitter in a house you're going to be finding little specs of glitter all around the place until the end of time. (or the building burns down, whatever is first) Even with effort to clean it up some always manages to remain. \nThink a good way of telling if a house was ever owned by a family with kids is just to have a good look at the gaps between floor boards, skirting and what not, any glitter and you know kids have likely been there.", ">\n\nI'm an artist who works with glitter and resin, and you're all absolutely correct. It's a plague, and I love it. Studio floors are gorgeous, but it gets places I haven't been, ever. It's in my boyfriends welding helmet, and that doesn't come home.", ">\n\nI have 3 daughters and especially when they were younger it seemed like there was glitter everywhere in our house. Well I get a call from my sister who was part angry part couldn't stop laughing. I had given her some leftover infant diapers we had, and she was at the doctors with her recently born son.\nDuring the check up she saw a strange look come over the Docs face, concerned she moved to see what was going on and was horrified to see her sons balls sparkling with glitter.\nGlitter is trash, and gets EVERYWHERE.", ">\n\nWe buy stupid vinyl records that are damage the first time you use them, instead of CDs. CD s are just music delivery system. People buy non stick pans, which are disposable, as opposed to a stainless steel pans which will out last your grandchildren. People buy expensive cell phones that you throw out when the battery is dead. I have five working computers, that they turned off the operating systems. They say people buy fast fashion. Hell, I can't but anything else. I can live with the glitter.", ">\n\nI had my MacBook for 10 years. Still worked perfectly. But I couldn’t update it anymore. Roughly 6 months later, none of the apps I was trying to run would work anymore. So I had to get a new one. I didn’t need a new one. It was annoying. I like my current MacBook but I’m annoyed that I even have to have it.", ">\n\nthis sub needs an update it's littered with popular opinions", ">\n\nThe things people will do for karma.\nAnd people admit knowing the rules and upvoting when they agree", ">\n\nBioglitter ftw", ">\n\nNo glitter, ftmfw", ">\n\nWhy do you hate fun", ">\n\nWhy do you choose to be the way you are?", ">\n\nGlitter is the middle of sequins\nEdit: get rid of both", ">\n\nI love glitter. They shine and shimmer", ">\n\ndid something concerning glitter happen to you recently lol? jusk askin", ">\n\nOP is probably another victim of the glitter boobytrap.", ">\n\ni’m a raver so reading these comments is just painful 😭😭😭😭", ">\n\nBuy the bio/eco-friendly glitter! I use it for music festivals and love it.", ">\n\ngood idea 😊😊😊", ">\n\nWhen I need to use glitter, I'm buying a biodegradable one. Problem solved", ">\n\nI think it's funny that every time I go to a music festival the people who say they love the planet the most are the first to throw glitter and chemical glow sticks like it's going out of style.", ">\n\nI go to music festivals and love face glitter, but I buy the bio/eco glitter that is made from algae. Not trying to be confrontational with you, just don't want you to think that everyone who loves to sparkle hates the environment.", ">\n\nI hate both", ">\n\nThis isn't an unpopular opinion....\nIDK if you've seen Good Mythical Morning, but they had glitter on the show ONCE and then instituted a serious, company-wide policy of banning glitter completely. Link still looks mad whenever the subject of glitter comes up.", ">\n\nPREACH", ">\n\nCheck your mailbox (there is a glitter bomb)", ">\n\nCards that play music are electronic waste", ">\n\nI agree. Easy downvote.", ">", ">\n\nlol is reddit supoosed to be an imageboard now? whats with the image replies", ">", ">\n\nThis is 10/10 not an upopular opinion. It’s is literally the herpes of the arts and crafts world. Nobody wants it, but of COURSE somebody has it, and they usually don’t tell you about it until it’s too late, and once you have it it’s impossible to get rid of.", ">\n\nThat's a great analogy. Even though I love glitter", ">\n\nI teach little children. I absolutely love glitter!", ">\n\nFantastic read for anyone interested. \nWhat Is Glitter? By Caity Weaver for The New York Times", ">\n\nBiodegradable glitter", ">\n\nbiggest sigh known to man", ">\n\nI don’t do much craft, but me and all the other performers I know are using biodegradable glitter products now.", ">\n\nDon’t get me started on edible glitter…", ">\n\nThis girl I'm talking to said \"give me your arm\" I was watching TV so I just obliged, she rubbed my whole arm with a brush that got loads of glitter on my skin. \"Now you sparkle like me\" was all I got when I asked why on earth I would want that.", ">\n\nGlitter is the STI of the arts and crafts world", ">\n\nOn what planet is this unpopular?", ">\n\nMercury, the surface temperature permanently fuses the glitter with everything it touches", ">\n\nI agree, but I use biodegradable glitter. I wish I could ditch it but I’m a rave girl, so that’s simply not an option…😏", ">\n\nSame goes for filling party balloons with helium. Literally taking a finite resource and filling a piece of trash with it.", ">\n\nI hope someone glitterbombs you", ">\n\nI hope someone glitter bombs me.", ">\n\nI like glitter. I'm man enough to say it", ">\n\nIs this Opposite Day in r/unpopularopinion? \nr/unpopularopinion glitter is the best, closely followed by sand.", ">\n\nIt is always opposite day here.\nAny actual unpopular opinions were banned a long time ago, try mentioning weight or race and chances are the mods will automatically ban it.", ">\n\nI despise glitter, it gets EVERYWHERE, and it sticks too. I just do my best to avoid it", ">\n\nI love the look of glitter. I love the biodegradable stuff but the price is insane and to buy craft is so cheap and easy. It's disappointing. I have a cup that's covered in glitter the best part is it sealed in and does shed everywhere.", ">\n\nI smell this opinion getting deleted from a mile away", ">\n\nCan we use glitter for scammers and people who steal packages?", ">\n\nI remember seeing videos of this man who made this box which used GPS and hidden cameras on all sides to catch porch pirates. When the person took the packaging off the box, an alarm sounded and it would throw up massive clouds of glitter.", ">\n\nYES! AND BALLOONS!! Enough with the balloon releases and glitter bombs!!", ">\n\nI would have to argue that balloons are worse than glitter. At least from an environmental, less-waste perspective.", ">\n\nBalloons are an eco nightmare and I wish we could ban them... But glitter sucks too.", ">\n\nGlitter is the herpes of the craft world. I would be happy to never see it again", ">\n\nThis post is just an I hate glitter circle jerk. We all hate glitter", ">\n\nMark Rober gets a pass.", ">\n\nIf your only argument is based on microplastics, you need to find a better one lol", ">\n\nDidn't even have to read the post. Every mom everywhere agrees with you", ">\n\nWe have 4 kids and respectfully disagree", ">\n\n✨ I absolutely love glitter and if I could I would sprinkle it everywhere I went. I think this world would be a better place if there was more glitter in random places. ✨", ">\n\nlike your liver?\nmmm microplastics in liver", ">\n\nYes, I do. But I'll take my chances. Something has to be the cause of our death. Imagine if we were so scared of anything that may kill us, that we avoided doing anything. That's not living. If I die of glitter, I'll be okay with that.", ">\n\nI'm also ok with you dieing from glitter; myself, not so much.", ">\n\nBut I'm okay with you dieing from glitter.", ">\n\nHoly shit yes. \nFuck glitter. Shit should be flat out illegal!", ">\n\nI absolutely hate glitter on anything, crafting, makeup, clothes. The shit is ugly as f", ">\n\ni like glitter", ">", ">\n\nSomeone needs to invent biodegradable glitter ASAP", ">\n\nIt has existed for years now...", ">\n\nBut glitter tastes so good", ">\n\nYou mean with lipstick right? RIGHT??", ">\n\nMhmm sure! Yeah with lipstick, not...just plain glitter, totally!", ">\n\nGlitter is probably the worst thing to happen at the university I attended, because grad pics needed glitter and god forbid you clean up after your shoot.", ">\n\nPopular opinion!", ">\n\nnot only aesthetically lame but terrible for literally everyone and the environment", ">\n\nDoesnt even look good tbh", ">\n\nbiodegradable glitter is great! Balloons need to go if you are getting rid of glitter.", ">\n\nGot a bunch on me at Christmas from gift bags", ">\n\nBut how else would women figure out their husbands were at a strip club?", ">\n\nWho ever inventer and created glitter better die. Or is dead but yet glitter isnt yet. Fk", ">\n\nIt’s so pretty tho…", ">\n\nIs Glitter your mom's name?", ">\n\nI despite it as well", ">\n\nI was on some various drugs a couple weeks ago with my best bud. He randomly decided to blow a fistful of glitter directly into my face when I wasn’t paying attention. Needless to say I wasn’t amused. And two weeks later I’m still finding glitter around my room.", ">\n\nHow do you feel about edible or biodegradable glitter?", ">\n\nI did laundry today. I what was in the lint trap? Glitter", ">\n\nWhy do you people hate fun?", ">\n\nGlitter should dissolve in water and be good for plants/grass", ">\n\nIdgaf I love glitter", ">\n\nmmm I see an incredible amount of people bitch about glitter all the time. I think you have the popular opinion and I actually have the unpopular one for liking it lol.", ">\n\nOh I thought you were talking about the movie in which case I was going to say that’s not so unpopular.", ">\n\nGlitter: the herpes of arts & crafts", ">\n\nIt’s literally fancy dust, but it’s fun!", ">\n\nGlitter is the herpes of the craft world.", ">\n\nI spilled glitter in one of my tool bags 6 years ago and I am still finding bits. It's a disease that infects you and never get cured.", ">\n\nBiodegradable glitter?", ">\n\nyou know there is biodegradable glitter. it's made from seaweed.", ">\n\nPlastic glitter, yes. That's why we need more widely available biodegradable glitter, as in you should have to go hunting for an obscure store to find plastic glitter and it should be the more expensive option. You can have my edible glitter when you pry it from my cold, dead fingers!", ">\n\nComing from a dollar tree employee, you have spoken directly to my heart", ">\n\nLoose glitter, sure. Secured glitter is fine", ">\n\nI totally agree with you. But I don't think this is an unpopular opinion. No upvote for you.\nWe recently made some glitter slime at our house, however.", ">\n\nPeople could stop buying it all together but they would still make it.\nAppearantly there is some mystery company that buys like 80% of the world's glitter but Big Glitter won't tell us who because there is a confidentiality agreement and they want me to go insane because I will never know who is buying all the glitter and WHY!", ">\n\nIt’s Disney. (I have no idea but the glitter mess all over the Magic Kingdom is awful).", ">\n\nI have a coworker who makes a birthday board for our office every month and always uses glitter. There is now just permanently ingrained glitter on the desk, on the phone, on the floor, on everything. No amount of lysol or mopping or whatever else will get it. Infuriating.", ">\n\nGlitter is an ecological disaster.", ">\n\nWho cares? The minuscule amount of plastics left behind because of a bit of glitter is negligible" ]

[ "Glitter is the herpes of the crafting world", ">\n\nMy sister used to say this, she actually mailed our aunt a joke card filled with glitter designed to gently explode upon opening. When our aunt called our house, my sister just told her she gave her “glitter herpes” to remember her by. Six years latter, our aunt still finds little shiny specs on her couch and shag carpeting.", ">\n\nI'm so sorry to hear about your sister. I assume your aunt murdered her?", ">\n\nI'm sorry to hear Marcus's auntie still keeps shag carpeting. So much the worse for the glitter too.", ">\n\nYou got that wrong, Marcus's auntie keeps shagging carpets", ">\n\nMunch munch munch", ">\n\nDrove Uber, woman dropped a handful of glitter in the back seats, pissed I wouldn’t make a pit stop I guess. Didn’t notice, quick pick up of two nicely dressed women all in black on the way to a church service for their elderly mom. They noticed after sitting down in it. Still took the ride. I wanted to die seeing their black sparkly butts go up the church walk. Screw glitter and all who use it.", ">\n\nI'm not a huge fan of glitter, but biodegradable glitter does exist and is common. I think non-biodegradable glitter should stop being used though.", ">\n\nIt still gets EVERYWHERE", ">\n\nI don’t like sand", ">\n\nIt's coarse and rough and irritating", ">\n\nNot like here. Here everything is soft, and smooth.", ">\n\nRepeat after me kids:\nGLITTER IS LITTER", ">\n\nG-litter\nGlorious litter \nIt's pretty\nIt's still litter.", ">\n\n\"pretty to look at\" is as good as glitter gets", ">\n\nOf course. No one told you to eat it", ">\n\nA lot of times it contains heavy metals too", ">\n\nNo wonder those bands in the 80s used to use a lot of it", ">\n\nGlitter is the herpes of the rock world.", ">\n\nI think herpes was still the herpes of the rock world back then... poor Pam.", ">\n\nGlitter is not allowed in my house \nI allowed it once and still can find traces of it to this day....", ">\n\nI had a phone case with glitter. The thing busted months ago and I'm STILL finding traces of it", ">\n\nI will assault anyone who thinks it’s funny to give me a glitter bomb as a joke gift", ">\n\nGlitter bombs are only acceptable for cheating exes", ">\n\nAnd porch pirates", ">\n\nI saw a prank video about that on YouTube", ">\n\nYeah Mark Rober did it for 5 years, pretty epic prank", ">\n\nAs someone who just wore an all glitter dress I got for Christmas to an out of state function, I hate glitter. I burned the dress after I got home. Literally everywhere I went I left a trail of glitter and I felt like the biggest asshole on the planet. I went to go potty and the stall looked like someone murdered a glitter pixie. I don't think this is unpopular.", ">\n\nPotty? Grow up", ">\n\n/r/gatekeeping", ">\n\nPerhaps the most banal version of it.", ">\n\n\"Critics who treat 'adult' as a term of approval, instead of as a merely descriptive term, cannot be adult themselves. To be concerned about being grown up, to admire the grown up because it is grown up, to blush at the suspicion of being childish; these things are the marks of childhood and adolescence. And in childhood and adolescence they are, in moderation, healthy symptoms. Young things ought to want to grow. But to carry on into middle life or even into early manhood this concern about being adult is a mark of really arrested development. When I was ten, I read fairy tales in secret and would have been ashamed if I had been found doing so. Now that I am fifty I read them openly. When I became a man I put away childish things, including the fear of childishness and the desire to be very grown up.\" -- C.S. Lewis", ">\n\nAnd that's why I bought bio degradable glitter. I freaking love sparkles but the planet is important. There's also edible glitter that I plan on getting eventually.", ">\n\nIts fun. But you'll definitely spill some and find it everywhere for a few weeks. Not as bad as regular glitter tho. And your poop looks fancy for a day.\nBut: Biodegradable is a lie, usually. It's only biodegradable under VERY specific circumstances that are not met in a landfill or even most bio waste composting plants. Burning it works just fine :D", ">\n\nThis is popular as fuck", ">\n\nThe fact that glitter both exists and is used says otherwise.", ">\n\nI exist and am used, but I'm not popular.", ">\n\nBut are you biodegradable?", ">\n\nEverything except my bones.", ">\n\nGlitter is terrible. Now, sparkly stuff that doesn't bleed onto everything is okay and enjoyable. But glitter that leaks onto everything and never goes away is so bad", ">\n\nIm like a crow.. i need the shiny in my life", ">\n\nSAME", ">\n\nThe largest purchaser of glitter worldwide actively hides the fact that they are the largest purchaser of glitter worldwide", ">\n\nHow are you going to put me out there like that?", ">\n\nSorry De_Nilla the world has to know what you use all of it for", ">\n\nMy 6 year old could not disagree with this comment more strongly.", ">\n\nMy 4 year old too. \nShe dropped a tiny little tub of glitter on the floor (yay Christmas presents!) in the dining room and even after sweeping and hoovering the floor is SPARKLY!", ">\n\nyou could turn on a good old fashioned Kirby, leave it running in one spot for a century, pick it up and it will still sparkle under it", ">\n\nGlitter is a horrific abomination and if any type of plastic should be banned, it should be glitter.", ">\n\nI see your point. But it is oh so wonderful to send an enemy a glitter bomb.", ">\n\nPeople actually have enemies? And fantasize about vengeful antics?\nI really need to get out more", ">\n\nI would say this is the most popular opinion ever posted on this thread. NO ONE is coming out in support of glitter.", ">\n\ni support glitter 😂", ">\n\nDownvote this person into oblivion ☝️", ">\n\nThats a downvote for you! Glitter rules!", ">\n\nI hope you get it stuck in your hard to reach places!", ">\n\nAnd you have a life with no happy sparklies!", ">\n\nNGL, I don't even care about the whole micro plastics thing that much, I just hate the mess it leaves in general, seems the second a kid spills glitter in a house you're going to be finding little specs of glitter all around the place until the end of time. (or the building burns down, whatever is first) Even with effort to clean it up some always manages to remain. \nThink a good way of telling if a house was ever owned by a family with kids is just to have a good look at the gaps between floor boards, skirting and what not, any glitter and you know kids have likely been there.", ">\n\nI'm an artist who works with glitter and resin, and you're all absolutely correct. It's a plague, and I love it. Studio floors are gorgeous, but it gets places I haven't been, ever. It's in my boyfriends welding helmet, and that doesn't come home.", ">\n\nI have 3 daughters and especially when they were younger it seemed like there was glitter everywhere in our house. Well I get a call from my sister who was part angry part couldn't stop laughing. I had given her some leftover infant diapers we had, and she was at the doctors with her recently born son.\nDuring the check up she saw a strange look come over the Docs face, concerned she moved to see what was going on and was horrified to see her sons balls sparkling with glitter.\nGlitter is trash, and gets EVERYWHERE.", ">\n\nWe buy stupid vinyl records that are damage the first time you use them, instead of CDs. CD s are just music delivery system. People buy non stick pans, which are disposable, as opposed to a stainless steel pans which will out last your grandchildren. People buy expensive cell phones that you throw out when the battery is dead. I have five working computers, that they turned off the operating systems. They say people buy fast fashion. Hell, I can't but anything else. I can live with the glitter.", ">\n\nI had my MacBook for 10 years. Still worked perfectly. But I couldn’t update it anymore. Roughly 6 months later, none of the apps I was trying to run would work anymore. So I had to get a new one. I didn’t need a new one. It was annoying. I like my current MacBook but I’m annoyed that I even have to have it.", ">\n\nthis sub needs an update it's littered with popular opinions", ">\n\nThe things people will do for karma.\nAnd people admit knowing the rules and upvoting when they agree", ">\n\nBioglitter ftw", ">\n\nNo glitter, ftmfw", ">\n\nWhy do you hate fun", ">\n\nWhy do you choose to be the way you are?", ">\n\nGlitter is the middle of sequins\nEdit: get rid of both", ">\n\nI love glitter. They shine and shimmer", ">\n\ndid something concerning glitter happen to you recently lol? jusk askin", ">\n\nOP is probably another victim of the glitter boobytrap.", ">\n\ni’m a raver so reading these comments is just painful 😭😭😭😭", ">\n\nBuy the bio/eco-friendly glitter! I use it for music festivals and love it.", ">\n\ngood idea 😊😊😊", ">\n\nWhen I need to use glitter, I'm buying a biodegradable one. Problem solved", ">\n\nI think it's funny that every time I go to a music festival the people who say they love the planet the most are the first to throw glitter and chemical glow sticks like it's going out of style.", ">\n\nI go to music festivals and love face glitter, but I buy the bio/eco glitter that is made from algae. Not trying to be confrontational with you, just don't want you to think that everyone who loves to sparkle hates the environment.", ">\n\nI hate both", ">\n\nThis isn't an unpopular opinion....\nIDK if you've seen Good Mythical Morning, but they had glitter on the show ONCE and then instituted a serious, company-wide policy of banning glitter completely. Link still looks mad whenever the subject of glitter comes up.", ">\n\nPREACH", ">\n\nCheck your mailbox (there is a glitter bomb)", ">\n\nCards that play music are electronic waste", ">\n\nI agree. Easy downvote.", ">", ">\n\nlol is reddit supoosed to be an imageboard now? whats with the image replies", ">", ">\n\nThis is 10/10 not an upopular opinion. It’s is literally the herpes of the arts and crafts world. Nobody wants it, but of COURSE somebody has it, and they usually don’t tell you about it until it’s too late, and once you have it it’s impossible to get rid of.", ">\n\nThat's a great analogy. Even though I love glitter", ">\n\nI teach little children. I absolutely love glitter!", ">\n\nFantastic read for anyone interested. \nWhat Is Glitter? By Caity Weaver for The New York Times", ">\n\nBiodegradable glitter", ">\n\nbiggest sigh known to man", ">\n\nI don’t do much craft, but me and all the other performers I know are using biodegradable glitter products now.", ">\n\nDon’t get me started on edible glitter…", ">\n\nThis girl I'm talking to said \"give me your arm\" I was watching TV so I just obliged, she rubbed my whole arm with a brush that got loads of glitter on my skin. \"Now you sparkle like me\" was all I got when I asked why on earth I would want that.", ">\n\nGlitter is the STI of the arts and crafts world", ">\n\nOn what planet is this unpopular?", ">\n\nMercury, the surface temperature permanently fuses the glitter with everything it touches", ">\n\nI agree, but I use biodegradable glitter. I wish I could ditch it but I’m a rave girl, so that’s simply not an option…😏", ">\n\nSame goes for filling party balloons with helium. Literally taking a finite resource and filling a piece of trash with it.", ">\n\nI hope someone glitterbombs you", ">\n\nI hope someone glitter bombs me.", ">\n\nI like glitter. I'm man enough to say it", ">\n\nIs this Opposite Day in r/unpopularopinion? \nr/unpopularopinion glitter is the best, closely followed by sand.", ">\n\nIt is always opposite day here.\nAny actual unpopular opinions were banned a long time ago, try mentioning weight or race and chances are the mods will automatically ban it.", ">\n\nI despise glitter, it gets EVERYWHERE, and it sticks too. I just do my best to avoid it", ">\n\nI love the look of glitter. I love the biodegradable stuff but the price is insane and to buy craft is so cheap and easy. It's disappointing. I have a cup that's covered in glitter the best part is it sealed in and does shed everywhere.", ">\n\nI smell this opinion getting deleted from a mile away", ">\n\nCan we use glitter for scammers and people who steal packages?", ">\n\nI remember seeing videos of this man who made this box which used GPS and hidden cameras on all sides to catch porch pirates. When the person took the packaging off the box, an alarm sounded and it would throw up massive clouds of glitter.", ">\n\nYES! AND BALLOONS!! Enough with the balloon releases and glitter bombs!!", ">\n\nI would have to argue that balloons are worse than glitter. At least from an environmental, less-waste perspective.", ">\n\nBalloons are an eco nightmare and I wish we could ban them... But glitter sucks too.", ">\n\nGlitter is the herpes of the craft world. I would be happy to never see it again", ">\n\nThis post is just an I hate glitter circle jerk. We all hate glitter", ">\n\nMark Rober gets a pass.", ">\n\nIf your only argument is based on microplastics, you need to find a better one lol", ">\n\nDidn't even have to read the post. Every mom everywhere agrees with you", ">\n\nWe have 4 kids and respectfully disagree", ">\n\n✨ I absolutely love glitter and if I could I would sprinkle it everywhere I went. I think this world would be a better place if there was more glitter in random places. ✨", ">\n\nlike your liver?\nmmm microplastics in liver", ">\n\nYes, I do. But I'll take my chances. Something has to be the cause of our death. Imagine if we were so scared of anything that may kill us, that we avoided doing anything. That's not living. If I die of glitter, I'll be okay with that.", ">\n\nI'm also ok with you dieing from glitter; myself, not so much.", ">\n\nBut I'm okay with you dieing from glitter.", ">\n\nHoly shit yes. \nFuck glitter. Shit should be flat out illegal!", ">\n\nI absolutely hate glitter on anything, crafting, makeup, clothes. The shit is ugly as f", ">\n\ni like glitter", ">", ">\n\nSomeone needs to invent biodegradable glitter ASAP", ">\n\nIt has existed for years now...", ">\n\nBut glitter tastes so good", ">\n\nYou mean with lipstick right? RIGHT??", ">\n\nMhmm sure! Yeah with lipstick, not...just plain glitter, totally!", ">\n\nGlitter is probably the worst thing to happen at the university I attended, because grad pics needed glitter and god forbid you clean up after your shoot.", ">\n\nPopular opinion!", ">\n\nnot only aesthetically lame but terrible for literally everyone and the environment", ">\n\nDoesnt even look good tbh", ">\n\nbiodegradable glitter is great! Balloons need to go if you are getting rid of glitter.", ">\n\nGot a bunch on me at Christmas from gift bags", ">\n\nBut how else would women figure out their husbands were at a strip club?", ">\n\nWho ever inventer and created glitter better die. Or is dead but yet glitter isnt yet. Fk", ">\n\nIt’s so pretty tho…", ">\n\nIs Glitter your mom's name?", ">\n\nI despite it as well", ">\n\nI was on some various drugs a couple weeks ago with my best bud. He randomly decided to blow a fistful of glitter directly into my face when I wasn’t paying attention. Needless to say I wasn’t amused. And two weeks later I’m still finding glitter around my room.", ">\n\nHow do you feel about edible or biodegradable glitter?", ">\n\nI did laundry today. I what was in the lint trap? Glitter", ">\n\nWhy do you people hate fun?", ">\n\nGlitter should dissolve in water and be good for plants/grass", ">\n\nIdgaf I love glitter", ">\n\nmmm I see an incredible amount of people bitch about glitter all the time. I think you have the popular opinion and I actually have the unpopular one for liking it lol.", ">\n\nOh I thought you were talking about the movie in which case I was going to say that’s not so unpopular.", ">\n\nGlitter: the herpes of arts & crafts", ">\n\nIt’s literally fancy dust, but it’s fun!", ">\n\nGlitter is the herpes of the craft world.", ">\n\nI spilled glitter in one of my tool bags 6 years ago and I am still finding bits. It's a disease that infects you and never get cured.", ">\n\nBiodegradable glitter?", ">\n\nyou know there is biodegradable glitter. it's made from seaweed.", ">\n\nPlastic glitter, yes. That's why we need more widely available biodegradable glitter, as in you should have to go hunting for an obscure store to find plastic glitter and it should be the more expensive option. You can have my edible glitter when you pry it from my cold, dead fingers!", ">\n\nComing from a dollar tree employee, you have spoken directly to my heart", ">\n\nLoose glitter, sure. Secured glitter is fine", ">\n\nI totally agree with you. But I don't think this is an unpopular opinion. No upvote for you.\nWe recently made some glitter slime at our house, however.", ">\n\nPeople could stop buying it all together but they would still make it.\nAppearantly there is some mystery company that buys like 80% of the world's glitter but Big Glitter won't tell us who because there is a confidentiality agreement and they want me to go insane because I will never know who is buying all the glitter and WHY!", ">\n\nIt’s Disney. (I have no idea but the glitter mess all over the Magic Kingdom is awful).", ">\n\nI have a coworker who makes a birthday board for our office every month and always uses glitter. There is now just permanently ingrained glitter on the desk, on the phone, on the floor, on everything. No amount of lysol or mopping or whatever else will get it. Infuriating.", ">\n\nGlitter is an ecological disaster.", ">\n\nWho cares? The minuscule amount of plastics left behind because of a bit of glitter is negligible", ">\n\nA friend of mine once said that glitter is the ‘herpes of arts and crafts’" ]

[ "Glitter is the herpes of the crafting world", ">\n\nMy sister used to say this, she actually mailed our aunt a joke card filled with glitter designed to gently explode upon opening. When our aunt called our house, my sister just told her she gave her “glitter herpes” to remember her by. Six years latter, our aunt still finds little shiny specs on her couch and shag carpeting.", ">\n\nI'm so sorry to hear about your sister. I assume your aunt murdered her?", ">\n\nI'm sorry to hear Marcus's auntie still keeps shag carpeting. So much the worse for the glitter too.", ">\n\nYou got that wrong, Marcus's auntie keeps shagging carpets", ">\n\nMunch munch munch", ">\n\nDrove Uber, woman dropped a handful of glitter in the back seats, pissed I wouldn’t make a pit stop I guess. Didn’t notice, quick pick up of two nicely dressed women all in black on the way to a church service for their elderly mom. They noticed after sitting down in it. Still took the ride. I wanted to die seeing their black sparkly butts go up the church walk. Screw glitter and all who use it.", ">\n\nI'm not a huge fan of glitter, but biodegradable glitter does exist and is common. I think non-biodegradable glitter should stop being used though.", ">\n\nIt still gets EVERYWHERE", ">\n\nI don’t like sand", ">\n\nIt's coarse and rough and irritating", ">\n\nNot like here. Here everything is soft, and smooth.", ">\n\nRepeat after me kids:\nGLITTER IS LITTER", ">\n\nG-litter\nGlorious litter \nIt's pretty\nIt's still litter.", ">\n\n\"pretty to look at\" is as good as glitter gets", ">\n\nOf course. No one told you to eat it", ">\n\nA lot of times it contains heavy metals too", ">\n\nNo wonder those bands in the 80s used to use a lot of it", ">\n\nGlitter is the herpes of the rock world.", ">\n\nI think herpes was still the herpes of the rock world back then... poor Pam.", ">\n\nGlitter is not allowed in my house \nI allowed it once and still can find traces of it to this day....", ">\n\nI had a phone case with glitter. The thing busted months ago and I'm STILL finding traces of it", ">\n\nI will assault anyone who thinks it’s funny to give me a glitter bomb as a joke gift", ">\n\nGlitter bombs are only acceptable for cheating exes", ">\n\nAnd porch pirates", ">\n\nI saw a prank video about that on YouTube", ">\n\nYeah Mark Rober did it for 5 years, pretty epic prank", ">\n\nAs someone who just wore an all glitter dress I got for Christmas to an out of state function, I hate glitter. I burned the dress after I got home. Literally everywhere I went I left a trail of glitter and I felt like the biggest asshole on the planet. I went to go potty and the stall looked like someone murdered a glitter pixie. I don't think this is unpopular.", ">\n\nPotty? Grow up", ">\n\n/r/gatekeeping", ">\n\nPerhaps the most banal version of it.", ">\n\n\"Critics who treat 'adult' as a term of approval, instead of as a merely descriptive term, cannot be adult themselves. To be concerned about being grown up, to admire the grown up because it is grown up, to blush at the suspicion of being childish; these things are the marks of childhood and adolescence. And in childhood and adolescence they are, in moderation, healthy symptoms. Young things ought to want to grow. But to carry on into middle life or even into early manhood this concern about being adult is a mark of really arrested development. When I was ten, I read fairy tales in secret and would have been ashamed if I had been found doing so. Now that I am fifty I read them openly. When I became a man I put away childish things, including the fear of childishness and the desire to be very grown up.\" -- C.S. Lewis", ">\n\nAnd that's why I bought bio degradable glitter. I freaking love sparkles but the planet is important. There's also edible glitter that I plan on getting eventually.", ">\n\nIts fun. But you'll definitely spill some and find it everywhere for a few weeks. Not as bad as regular glitter tho. And your poop looks fancy for a day.\nBut: Biodegradable is a lie, usually. It's only biodegradable under VERY specific circumstances that are not met in a landfill or even most bio waste composting plants. Burning it works just fine :D", ">\n\nThis is popular as fuck", ">\n\nThe fact that glitter both exists and is used says otherwise.", ">\n\nI exist and am used, but I'm not popular.", ">\n\nBut are you biodegradable?", ">\n\nEverything except my bones.", ">\n\nGlitter is terrible. Now, sparkly stuff that doesn't bleed onto everything is okay and enjoyable. But glitter that leaks onto everything and never goes away is so bad", ">\n\nIm like a crow.. i need the shiny in my life", ">\n\nSAME", ">\n\nThe largest purchaser of glitter worldwide actively hides the fact that they are the largest purchaser of glitter worldwide", ">\n\nHow are you going to put me out there like that?", ">\n\nSorry De_Nilla the world has to know what you use all of it for", ">\n\nMy 6 year old could not disagree with this comment more strongly.", ">\n\nMy 4 year old too. \nShe dropped a tiny little tub of glitter on the floor (yay Christmas presents!) in the dining room and even after sweeping and hoovering the floor is SPARKLY!", ">\n\nyou could turn on a good old fashioned Kirby, leave it running in one spot for a century, pick it up and it will still sparkle under it", ">\n\nGlitter is a horrific abomination and if any type of plastic should be banned, it should be glitter.", ">\n\nI see your point. But it is oh so wonderful to send an enemy a glitter bomb.", ">\n\nPeople actually have enemies? And fantasize about vengeful antics?\nI really need to get out more", ">\n\nI would say this is the most popular opinion ever posted on this thread. NO ONE is coming out in support of glitter.", ">\n\ni support glitter 😂", ">\n\nDownvote this person into oblivion ☝️", ">\n\nThats a downvote for you! Glitter rules!", ">\n\nI hope you get it stuck in your hard to reach places!", ">\n\nAnd you have a life with no happy sparklies!", ">\n\nNGL, I don't even care about the whole micro plastics thing that much, I just hate the mess it leaves in general, seems the second a kid spills glitter in a house you're going to be finding little specs of glitter all around the place until the end of time. (or the building burns down, whatever is first) Even with effort to clean it up some always manages to remain. \nThink a good way of telling if a house was ever owned by a family with kids is just to have a good look at the gaps between floor boards, skirting and what not, any glitter and you know kids have likely been there.", ">\n\nI'm an artist who works with glitter and resin, and you're all absolutely correct. It's a plague, and I love it. Studio floors are gorgeous, but it gets places I haven't been, ever. It's in my boyfriends welding helmet, and that doesn't come home.", ">\n\nI have 3 daughters and especially when they were younger it seemed like there was glitter everywhere in our house. Well I get a call from my sister who was part angry part couldn't stop laughing. I had given her some leftover infant diapers we had, and she was at the doctors with her recently born son.\nDuring the check up she saw a strange look come over the Docs face, concerned she moved to see what was going on and was horrified to see her sons balls sparkling with glitter.\nGlitter is trash, and gets EVERYWHERE.", ">\n\nWe buy stupid vinyl records that are damage the first time you use them, instead of CDs. CD s are just music delivery system. People buy non stick pans, which are disposable, as opposed to a stainless steel pans which will out last your grandchildren. People buy expensive cell phones that you throw out when the battery is dead. I have five working computers, that they turned off the operating systems. They say people buy fast fashion. Hell, I can't but anything else. I can live with the glitter.", ">\n\nI had my MacBook for 10 years. Still worked perfectly. But I couldn’t update it anymore. Roughly 6 months later, none of the apps I was trying to run would work anymore. So I had to get a new one. I didn’t need a new one. It was annoying. I like my current MacBook but I’m annoyed that I even have to have it.", ">\n\nthis sub needs an update it's littered with popular opinions", ">\n\nThe things people will do for karma.\nAnd people admit knowing the rules and upvoting when they agree", ">\n\nBioglitter ftw", ">\n\nNo glitter, ftmfw", ">\n\nWhy do you hate fun", ">\n\nWhy do you choose to be the way you are?", ">\n\nGlitter is the middle of sequins\nEdit: get rid of both", ">\n\nI love glitter. They shine and shimmer", ">\n\ndid something concerning glitter happen to you recently lol? jusk askin", ">\n\nOP is probably another victim of the glitter boobytrap.", ">\n\ni’m a raver so reading these comments is just painful 😭😭😭😭", ">\n\nBuy the bio/eco-friendly glitter! I use it for music festivals and love it.", ">\n\ngood idea 😊😊😊", ">\n\nWhen I need to use glitter, I'm buying a biodegradable one. Problem solved", ">\n\nI think it's funny that every time I go to a music festival the people who say they love the planet the most are the first to throw glitter and chemical glow sticks like it's going out of style.", ">\n\nI go to music festivals and love face glitter, but I buy the bio/eco glitter that is made from algae. Not trying to be confrontational with you, just don't want you to think that everyone who loves to sparkle hates the environment.", ">\n\nI hate both", ">\n\nThis isn't an unpopular opinion....\nIDK if you've seen Good Mythical Morning, but they had glitter on the show ONCE and then instituted a serious, company-wide policy of banning glitter completely. Link still looks mad whenever the subject of glitter comes up.", ">\n\nPREACH", ">\n\nCheck your mailbox (there is a glitter bomb)", ">\n\nCards that play music are electronic waste", ">\n\nI agree. Easy downvote.", ">", ">\n\nlol is reddit supoosed to be an imageboard now? whats with the image replies", ">", ">\n\nThis is 10/10 not an upopular opinion. It’s is literally the herpes of the arts and crafts world. Nobody wants it, but of COURSE somebody has it, and they usually don’t tell you about it until it’s too late, and once you have it it’s impossible to get rid of.", ">\n\nThat's a great analogy. Even though I love glitter", ">\n\nI teach little children. I absolutely love glitter!", ">\n\nFantastic read for anyone interested. \nWhat Is Glitter? By Caity Weaver for The New York Times", ">\n\nBiodegradable glitter", ">\n\nbiggest sigh known to man", ">\n\nI don’t do much craft, but me and all the other performers I know are using biodegradable glitter products now.", ">\n\nDon’t get me started on edible glitter…", ">\n\nThis girl I'm talking to said \"give me your arm\" I was watching TV so I just obliged, she rubbed my whole arm with a brush that got loads of glitter on my skin. \"Now you sparkle like me\" was all I got when I asked why on earth I would want that.", ">\n\nGlitter is the STI of the arts and crafts world", ">\n\nOn what planet is this unpopular?", ">\n\nMercury, the surface temperature permanently fuses the glitter with everything it touches", ">\n\nI agree, but I use biodegradable glitter. I wish I could ditch it but I’m a rave girl, so that’s simply not an option…😏", ">\n\nSame goes for filling party balloons with helium. Literally taking a finite resource and filling a piece of trash with it.", ">\n\nI hope someone glitterbombs you", ">\n\nI hope someone glitter bombs me.", ">\n\nI like glitter. I'm man enough to say it", ">\n\nIs this Opposite Day in r/unpopularopinion? \nr/unpopularopinion glitter is the best, closely followed by sand.", ">\n\nIt is always opposite day here.\nAny actual unpopular opinions were banned a long time ago, try mentioning weight or race and chances are the mods will automatically ban it.", ">\n\nI despise glitter, it gets EVERYWHERE, and it sticks too. I just do my best to avoid it", ">\n\nI love the look of glitter. I love the biodegradable stuff but the price is insane and to buy craft is so cheap and easy. It's disappointing. I have a cup that's covered in glitter the best part is it sealed in and does shed everywhere.", ">\n\nI smell this opinion getting deleted from a mile away", ">\n\nCan we use glitter for scammers and people who steal packages?", ">\n\nI remember seeing videos of this man who made this box which used GPS and hidden cameras on all sides to catch porch pirates. When the person took the packaging off the box, an alarm sounded and it would throw up massive clouds of glitter.", ">\n\nYES! AND BALLOONS!! Enough with the balloon releases and glitter bombs!!", ">\n\nI would have to argue that balloons are worse than glitter. At least from an environmental, less-waste perspective.", ">\n\nBalloons are an eco nightmare and I wish we could ban them... But glitter sucks too.", ">\n\nGlitter is the herpes of the craft world. I would be happy to never see it again", ">\n\nThis post is just an I hate glitter circle jerk. We all hate glitter", ">\n\nMark Rober gets a pass.", ">\n\nIf your only argument is based on microplastics, you need to find a better one lol", ">\n\nDidn't even have to read the post. Every mom everywhere agrees with you", ">\n\nWe have 4 kids and respectfully disagree", ">\n\n✨ I absolutely love glitter and if I could I would sprinkle it everywhere I went. I think this world would be a better place if there was more glitter in random places. ✨", ">\n\nlike your liver?\nmmm microplastics in liver", ">\n\nYes, I do. But I'll take my chances. Something has to be the cause of our death. Imagine if we were so scared of anything that may kill us, that we avoided doing anything. That's not living. If I die of glitter, I'll be okay with that.", ">\n\nI'm also ok with you dieing from glitter; myself, not so much.", ">\n\nBut I'm okay with you dieing from glitter.", ">\n\nHoly shit yes. \nFuck glitter. Shit should be flat out illegal!", ">\n\nI absolutely hate glitter on anything, crafting, makeup, clothes. The shit is ugly as f", ">\n\ni like glitter", ">", ">\n\nSomeone needs to invent biodegradable glitter ASAP", ">\n\nIt has existed for years now...", ">\n\nBut glitter tastes so good", ">\n\nYou mean with lipstick right? RIGHT??", ">\n\nMhmm sure! Yeah with lipstick, not...just plain glitter, totally!", ">\n\nGlitter is probably the worst thing to happen at the university I attended, because grad pics needed glitter and god forbid you clean up after your shoot.", ">\n\nPopular opinion!", ">\n\nnot only aesthetically lame but terrible for literally everyone and the environment", ">\n\nDoesnt even look good tbh", ">\n\nbiodegradable glitter is great! Balloons need to go if you are getting rid of glitter.", ">\n\nGot a bunch on me at Christmas from gift bags", ">\n\nBut how else would women figure out their husbands were at a strip club?", ">\n\nWho ever inventer and created glitter better die. Or is dead but yet glitter isnt yet. Fk", ">\n\nIt’s so pretty tho…", ">\n\nIs Glitter your mom's name?", ">\n\nI despite it as well", ">\n\nI was on some various drugs a couple weeks ago with my best bud. He randomly decided to blow a fistful of glitter directly into my face when I wasn’t paying attention. Needless to say I wasn’t amused. And two weeks later I’m still finding glitter around my room.", ">\n\nHow do you feel about edible or biodegradable glitter?", ">\n\nI did laundry today. I what was in the lint trap? Glitter", ">\n\nWhy do you people hate fun?", ">\n\nGlitter should dissolve in water and be good for plants/grass", ">\n\nIdgaf I love glitter", ">\n\nmmm I see an incredible amount of people bitch about glitter all the time. I think you have the popular opinion and I actually have the unpopular one for liking it lol.", ">\n\nOh I thought you were talking about the movie in which case I was going to say that’s not so unpopular.", ">\n\nGlitter: the herpes of arts & crafts", ">\n\nIt’s literally fancy dust, but it’s fun!", ">\n\nGlitter is the herpes of the craft world.", ">\n\nI spilled glitter in one of my tool bags 6 years ago and I am still finding bits. It's a disease that infects you and never get cured.", ">\n\nBiodegradable glitter?", ">\n\nyou know there is biodegradable glitter. it's made from seaweed.", ">\n\nPlastic glitter, yes. That's why we need more widely available biodegradable glitter, as in you should have to go hunting for an obscure store to find plastic glitter and it should be the more expensive option. You can have my edible glitter when you pry it from my cold, dead fingers!", ">\n\nComing from a dollar tree employee, you have spoken directly to my heart", ">\n\nLoose glitter, sure. Secured glitter is fine", ">\n\nI totally agree with you. But I don't think this is an unpopular opinion. No upvote for you.\nWe recently made some glitter slime at our house, however.", ">\n\nPeople could stop buying it all together but they would still make it.\nAppearantly there is some mystery company that buys like 80% of the world's glitter but Big Glitter won't tell us who because there is a confidentiality agreement and they want me to go insane because I will never know who is buying all the glitter and WHY!", ">\n\nIt’s Disney. (I have no idea but the glitter mess all over the Magic Kingdom is awful).", ">\n\nI have a coworker who makes a birthday board for our office every month and always uses glitter. There is now just permanently ingrained glitter on the desk, on the phone, on the floor, on everything. No amount of lysol or mopping or whatever else will get it. Infuriating.", ">\n\nGlitter is an ecological disaster.", ">\n\nWho cares? The minuscule amount of plastics left behind because of a bit of glitter is negligible", ">\n\nA friend of mine once said that glitter is the ‘herpes of arts and crafts’", ">\n\nPretty but agree" ]

[ "Glitter is the herpes of the crafting world", ">\n\nMy sister used to say this, she actually mailed our aunt a joke card filled with glitter designed to gently explode upon opening. When our aunt called our house, my sister just told her she gave her “glitter herpes” to remember her by. Six years latter, our aunt still finds little shiny specs on her couch and shag carpeting.", ">\n\nI'm so sorry to hear about your sister. I assume your aunt murdered her?", ">\n\nI'm sorry to hear Marcus's auntie still keeps shag carpeting. So much the worse for the glitter too.", ">\n\nYou got that wrong, Marcus's auntie keeps shagging carpets", ">\n\nMunch munch munch", ">\n\nDrove Uber, woman dropped a handful of glitter in the back seats, pissed I wouldn’t make a pit stop I guess. Didn’t notice, quick pick up of two nicely dressed women all in black on the way to a church service for their elderly mom. They noticed after sitting down in it. Still took the ride. I wanted to die seeing their black sparkly butts go up the church walk. Screw glitter and all who use it.", ">\n\nI'm not a huge fan of glitter, but biodegradable glitter does exist and is common. I think non-biodegradable glitter should stop being used though.", ">\n\nIt still gets EVERYWHERE", ">\n\nI don’t like sand", ">\n\nIt's coarse and rough and irritating", ">\n\nNot like here. Here everything is soft, and smooth.", ">\n\nRepeat after me kids:\nGLITTER IS LITTER", ">\n\nG-litter\nGlorious litter \nIt's pretty\nIt's still litter.", ">\n\n\"pretty to look at\" is as good as glitter gets", ">\n\nOf course. No one told you to eat it", ">\n\nA lot of times it contains heavy metals too", ">\n\nNo wonder those bands in the 80s used to use a lot of it", ">\n\nGlitter is the herpes of the rock world.", ">\n\nI think herpes was still the herpes of the rock world back then... poor Pam.", ">\n\nGlitter is not allowed in my house \nI allowed it once and still can find traces of it to this day....", ">\n\nI had a phone case with glitter. The thing busted months ago and I'm STILL finding traces of it", ">\n\nI will assault anyone who thinks it’s funny to give me a glitter bomb as a joke gift", ">\n\nGlitter bombs are only acceptable for cheating exes", ">\n\nAnd porch pirates", ">\n\nI saw a prank video about that on YouTube", ">\n\nYeah Mark Rober did it for 5 years, pretty epic prank", ">\n\nAs someone who just wore an all glitter dress I got for Christmas to an out of state function, I hate glitter. I burned the dress after I got home. Literally everywhere I went I left a trail of glitter and I felt like the biggest asshole on the planet. I went to go potty and the stall looked like someone murdered a glitter pixie. I don't think this is unpopular.", ">\n\nPotty? Grow up", ">\n\n/r/gatekeeping", ">\n\nPerhaps the most banal version of it.", ">\n\n\"Critics who treat 'adult' as a term of approval, instead of as a merely descriptive term, cannot be adult themselves. To be concerned about being grown up, to admire the grown up because it is grown up, to blush at the suspicion of being childish; these things are the marks of childhood and adolescence. And in childhood and adolescence they are, in moderation, healthy symptoms. Young things ought to want to grow. But to carry on into middle life or even into early manhood this concern about being adult is a mark of really arrested development. When I was ten, I read fairy tales in secret and would have been ashamed if I had been found doing so. Now that I am fifty I read them openly. When I became a man I put away childish things, including the fear of childishness and the desire to be very grown up.\" -- C.S. Lewis", ">\n\nAnd that's why I bought bio degradable glitter. I freaking love sparkles but the planet is important. There's also edible glitter that I plan on getting eventually.", ">\n\nIts fun. But you'll definitely spill some and find it everywhere for a few weeks. Not as bad as regular glitter tho. And your poop looks fancy for a day.\nBut: Biodegradable is a lie, usually. It's only biodegradable under VERY specific circumstances that are not met in a landfill or even most bio waste composting plants. Burning it works just fine :D", ">\n\nThis is popular as fuck", ">\n\nThe fact that glitter both exists and is used says otherwise.", ">\n\nI exist and am used, but I'm not popular.", ">\n\nBut are you biodegradable?", ">\n\nEverything except my bones.", ">\n\nGlitter is terrible. Now, sparkly stuff that doesn't bleed onto everything is okay and enjoyable. But glitter that leaks onto everything and never goes away is so bad", ">\n\nIm like a crow.. i need the shiny in my life", ">\n\nSAME", ">\n\nThe largest purchaser of glitter worldwide actively hides the fact that they are the largest purchaser of glitter worldwide", ">\n\nHow are you going to put me out there like that?", ">\n\nSorry De_Nilla the world has to know what you use all of it for", ">\n\nMy 6 year old could not disagree with this comment more strongly.", ">\n\nMy 4 year old too. \nShe dropped a tiny little tub of glitter on the floor (yay Christmas presents!) in the dining room and even after sweeping and hoovering the floor is SPARKLY!", ">\n\nyou could turn on a good old fashioned Kirby, leave it running in one spot for a century, pick it up and it will still sparkle under it", ">\n\nGlitter is a horrific abomination and if any type of plastic should be banned, it should be glitter.", ">\n\nI see your point. But it is oh so wonderful to send an enemy a glitter bomb.", ">\n\nPeople actually have enemies? And fantasize about vengeful antics?\nI really need to get out more", ">\n\nI would say this is the most popular opinion ever posted on this thread. NO ONE is coming out in support of glitter.", ">\n\ni support glitter 😂", ">\n\nDownvote this person into oblivion ☝️", ">\n\nThats a downvote for you! Glitter rules!", ">\n\nI hope you get it stuck in your hard to reach places!", ">\n\nAnd you have a life with no happy sparklies!", ">\n\nNGL, I don't even care about the whole micro plastics thing that much, I just hate the mess it leaves in general, seems the second a kid spills glitter in a house you're going to be finding little specs of glitter all around the place until the end of time. (or the building burns down, whatever is first) Even with effort to clean it up some always manages to remain. \nThink a good way of telling if a house was ever owned by a family with kids is just to have a good look at the gaps between floor boards, skirting and what not, any glitter and you know kids have likely been there.", ">\n\nI'm an artist who works with glitter and resin, and you're all absolutely correct. It's a plague, and I love it. Studio floors are gorgeous, but it gets places I haven't been, ever. It's in my boyfriends welding helmet, and that doesn't come home.", ">\n\nI have 3 daughters and especially when they were younger it seemed like there was glitter everywhere in our house. Well I get a call from my sister who was part angry part couldn't stop laughing. I had given her some leftover infant diapers we had, and she was at the doctors with her recently born son.\nDuring the check up she saw a strange look come over the Docs face, concerned she moved to see what was going on and was horrified to see her sons balls sparkling with glitter.\nGlitter is trash, and gets EVERYWHERE.", ">\n\nWe buy stupid vinyl records that are damage the first time you use them, instead of CDs. CD s are just music delivery system. People buy non stick pans, which are disposable, as opposed to a stainless steel pans which will out last your grandchildren. People buy expensive cell phones that you throw out when the battery is dead. I have five working computers, that they turned off the operating systems. They say people buy fast fashion. Hell, I can't but anything else. I can live with the glitter.", ">\n\nI had my MacBook for 10 years. Still worked perfectly. But I couldn’t update it anymore. Roughly 6 months later, none of the apps I was trying to run would work anymore. So I had to get a new one. I didn’t need a new one. It was annoying. I like my current MacBook but I’m annoyed that I even have to have it.", ">\n\nthis sub needs an update it's littered with popular opinions", ">\n\nThe things people will do for karma.\nAnd people admit knowing the rules and upvoting when they agree", ">\n\nBioglitter ftw", ">\n\nNo glitter, ftmfw", ">\n\nWhy do you hate fun", ">\n\nWhy do you choose to be the way you are?", ">\n\nGlitter is the middle of sequins\nEdit: get rid of both", ">\n\nI love glitter. They shine and shimmer", ">\n\ndid something concerning glitter happen to you recently lol? jusk askin", ">\n\nOP is probably another victim of the glitter boobytrap.", ">\n\ni’m a raver so reading these comments is just painful 😭😭😭😭", ">\n\nBuy the bio/eco-friendly glitter! I use it for music festivals and love it.", ">\n\ngood idea 😊😊😊", ">\n\nWhen I need to use glitter, I'm buying a biodegradable one. Problem solved", ">\n\nI think it's funny that every time I go to a music festival the people who say they love the planet the most are the first to throw glitter and chemical glow sticks like it's going out of style.", ">\n\nI go to music festivals and love face glitter, but I buy the bio/eco glitter that is made from algae. Not trying to be confrontational with you, just don't want you to think that everyone who loves to sparkle hates the environment.", ">\n\nI hate both", ">\n\nThis isn't an unpopular opinion....\nIDK if you've seen Good Mythical Morning, but they had glitter on the show ONCE and then instituted a serious, company-wide policy of banning glitter completely. Link still looks mad whenever the subject of glitter comes up.", ">\n\nPREACH", ">\n\nCheck your mailbox (there is a glitter bomb)", ">\n\nCards that play music are electronic waste", ">\n\nI agree. Easy downvote.", ">", ">\n\nlol is reddit supoosed to be an imageboard now? whats with the image replies", ">", ">\n\nThis is 10/10 not an upopular opinion. It’s is literally the herpes of the arts and crafts world. Nobody wants it, but of COURSE somebody has it, and they usually don’t tell you about it until it’s too late, and once you have it it’s impossible to get rid of.", ">\n\nThat's a great analogy. Even though I love glitter", ">\n\nI teach little children. I absolutely love glitter!", ">\n\nFantastic read for anyone interested. \nWhat Is Glitter? By Caity Weaver for The New York Times", ">\n\nBiodegradable glitter", ">\n\nbiggest sigh known to man", ">\n\nI don’t do much craft, but me and all the other performers I know are using biodegradable glitter products now.", ">\n\nDon’t get me started on edible glitter…", ">\n\nThis girl I'm talking to said \"give me your arm\" I was watching TV so I just obliged, she rubbed my whole arm with a brush that got loads of glitter on my skin. \"Now you sparkle like me\" was all I got when I asked why on earth I would want that.", ">\n\nGlitter is the STI of the arts and crafts world", ">\n\nOn what planet is this unpopular?", ">\n\nMercury, the surface temperature permanently fuses the glitter with everything it touches", ">\n\nI agree, but I use biodegradable glitter. I wish I could ditch it but I’m a rave girl, so that’s simply not an option…😏", ">\n\nSame goes for filling party balloons with helium. Literally taking a finite resource and filling a piece of trash with it.", ">\n\nI hope someone glitterbombs you", ">\n\nI hope someone glitter bombs me.", ">\n\nI like glitter. I'm man enough to say it", ">\n\nIs this Opposite Day in r/unpopularopinion? \nr/unpopularopinion glitter is the best, closely followed by sand.", ">\n\nIt is always opposite day here.\nAny actual unpopular opinions were banned a long time ago, try mentioning weight or race and chances are the mods will automatically ban it.", ">\n\nI despise glitter, it gets EVERYWHERE, and it sticks too. I just do my best to avoid it", ">\n\nI love the look of glitter. I love the biodegradable stuff but the price is insane and to buy craft is so cheap and easy. It's disappointing. I have a cup that's covered in glitter the best part is it sealed in and does shed everywhere.", ">\n\nI smell this opinion getting deleted from a mile away", ">\n\nCan we use glitter for scammers and people who steal packages?", ">\n\nI remember seeing videos of this man who made this box which used GPS and hidden cameras on all sides to catch porch pirates. When the person took the packaging off the box, an alarm sounded and it would throw up massive clouds of glitter.", ">\n\nYES! AND BALLOONS!! Enough with the balloon releases and glitter bombs!!", ">\n\nI would have to argue that balloons are worse than glitter. At least from an environmental, less-waste perspective.", ">\n\nBalloons are an eco nightmare and I wish we could ban them... But glitter sucks too.", ">\n\nGlitter is the herpes of the craft world. I would be happy to never see it again", ">\n\nThis post is just an I hate glitter circle jerk. We all hate glitter", ">\n\nMark Rober gets a pass.", ">\n\nIf your only argument is based on microplastics, you need to find a better one lol", ">\n\nDidn't even have to read the post. Every mom everywhere agrees with you", ">\n\nWe have 4 kids and respectfully disagree", ">\n\n✨ I absolutely love glitter and if I could I would sprinkle it everywhere I went. I think this world would be a better place if there was more glitter in random places. ✨", ">\n\nlike your liver?\nmmm microplastics in liver", ">\n\nYes, I do. But I'll take my chances. Something has to be the cause of our death. Imagine if we were so scared of anything that may kill us, that we avoided doing anything. That's not living. If I die of glitter, I'll be okay with that.", ">\n\nI'm also ok with you dieing from glitter; myself, not so much.", ">\n\nBut I'm okay with you dieing from glitter.", ">\n\nHoly shit yes. \nFuck glitter. Shit should be flat out illegal!", ">\n\nI absolutely hate glitter on anything, crafting, makeup, clothes. The shit is ugly as f", ">\n\ni like glitter", ">", ">\n\nSomeone needs to invent biodegradable glitter ASAP", ">\n\nIt has existed for years now...", ">\n\nBut glitter tastes so good", ">\n\nYou mean with lipstick right? RIGHT??", ">\n\nMhmm sure! Yeah with lipstick, not...just plain glitter, totally!", ">\n\nGlitter is probably the worst thing to happen at the university I attended, because grad pics needed glitter and god forbid you clean up after your shoot.", ">\n\nPopular opinion!", ">\n\nnot only aesthetically lame but terrible for literally everyone and the environment", ">\n\nDoesnt even look good tbh", ">\n\nbiodegradable glitter is great! Balloons need to go if you are getting rid of glitter.", ">\n\nGot a bunch on me at Christmas from gift bags", ">\n\nBut how else would women figure out their husbands were at a strip club?", ">\n\nWho ever inventer and created glitter better die. Or is dead but yet glitter isnt yet. Fk", ">\n\nIt’s so pretty tho…", ">\n\nIs Glitter your mom's name?", ">\n\nI despite it as well", ">\n\nI was on some various drugs a couple weeks ago with my best bud. He randomly decided to blow a fistful of glitter directly into my face when I wasn’t paying attention. Needless to say I wasn’t amused. And two weeks later I’m still finding glitter around my room.", ">\n\nHow do you feel about edible or biodegradable glitter?", ">\n\nI did laundry today. I what was in the lint trap? Glitter", ">\n\nWhy do you people hate fun?", ">\n\nGlitter should dissolve in water and be good for plants/grass", ">\n\nIdgaf I love glitter", ">\n\nmmm I see an incredible amount of people bitch about glitter all the time. I think you have the popular opinion and I actually have the unpopular one for liking it lol.", ">\n\nOh I thought you were talking about the movie in which case I was going to say that’s not so unpopular.", ">\n\nGlitter: the herpes of arts & crafts", ">\n\nIt’s literally fancy dust, but it’s fun!", ">\n\nGlitter is the herpes of the craft world.", ">\n\nI spilled glitter in one of my tool bags 6 years ago and I am still finding bits. It's a disease that infects you and never get cured.", ">\n\nBiodegradable glitter?", ">\n\nyou know there is biodegradable glitter. it's made from seaweed.", ">\n\nPlastic glitter, yes. That's why we need more widely available biodegradable glitter, as in you should have to go hunting for an obscure store to find plastic glitter and it should be the more expensive option. You can have my edible glitter when you pry it from my cold, dead fingers!", ">\n\nComing from a dollar tree employee, you have spoken directly to my heart", ">\n\nLoose glitter, sure. Secured glitter is fine", ">\n\nI totally agree with you. But I don't think this is an unpopular opinion. No upvote for you.\nWe recently made some glitter slime at our house, however.", ">\n\nPeople could stop buying it all together but they would still make it.\nAppearantly there is some mystery company that buys like 80% of the world's glitter but Big Glitter won't tell us who because there is a confidentiality agreement and they want me to go insane because I will never know who is buying all the glitter and WHY!", ">\n\nIt’s Disney. (I have no idea but the glitter mess all over the Magic Kingdom is awful).", ">\n\nI have a coworker who makes a birthday board for our office every month and always uses glitter. There is now just permanently ingrained glitter on the desk, on the phone, on the floor, on everything. No amount of lysol or mopping or whatever else will get it. Infuriating.", ">\n\nGlitter is an ecological disaster.", ">\n\nWho cares? The minuscule amount of plastics left behind because of a bit of glitter is negligible", ">\n\nA friend of mine once said that glitter is the ‘herpes of arts and crafts’", ">\n\nPretty but agree", ">\n\nI just don't like glitter. Some glitter won't harm many people BUT GOD ITS SO ANNOYING! Never asked for you to stuff your gift with SHRAPNEL" ]

[ "Glitter is the herpes of the crafting world", ">\n\nMy sister used to say this, she actually mailed our aunt a joke card filled with glitter designed to gently explode upon opening. When our aunt called our house, my sister just told her she gave her “glitter herpes” to remember her by. Six years latter, our aunt still finds little shiny specs on her couch and shag carpeting.", ">\n\nI'm so sorry to hear about your sister. I assume your aunt murdered her?", ">\n\nI'm sorry to hear Marcus's auntie still keeps shag carpeting. So much the worse for the glitter too.", ">\n\nYou got that wrong, Marcus's auntie keeps shagging carpets", ">\n\nMunch munch munch", ">\n\nDrove Uber, woman dropped a handful of glitter in the back seats, pissed I wouldn’t make a pit stop I guess. Didn’t notice, quick pick up of two nicely dressed women all in black on the way to a church service for their elderly mom. They noticed after sitting down in it. Still took the ride. I wanted to die seeing their black sparkly butts go up the church walk. Screw glitter and all who use it.", ">\n\nI'm not a huge fan of glitter, but biodegradable glitter does exist and is common. I think non-biodegradable glitter should stop being used though.", ">\n\nIt still gets EVERYWHERE", ">\n\nI don’t like sand", ">\n\nIt's coarse and rough and irritating", ">\n\nNot like here. Here everything is soft, and smooth.", ">\n\nRepeat after me kids:\nGLITTER IS LITTER", ">\n\nG-litter\nGlorious litter \nIt's pretty\nIt's still litter.", ">\n\n\"pretty to look at\" is as good as glitter gets", ">\n\nOf course. No one told you to eat it", ">\n\nA lot of times it contains heavy metals too", ">\n\nNo wonder those bands in the 80s used to use a lot of it", ">\n\nGlitter is the herpes of the rock world.", ">\n\nI think herpes was still the herpes of the rock world back then... poor Pam.", ">\n\nGlitter is not allowed in my house \nI allowed it once and still can find traces of it to this day....", ">\n\nI had a phone case with glitter. The thing busted months ago and I'm STILL finding traces of it", ">\n\nI will assault anyone who thinks it’s funny to give me a glitter bomb as a joke gift", ">\n\nGlitter bombs are only acceptable for cheating exes", ">\n\nAnd porch pirates", ">\n\nI saw a prank video about that on YouTube", ">\n\nYeah Mark Rober did it for 5 years, pretty epic prank", ">\n\nAs someone who just wore an all glitter dress I got for Christmas to an out of state function, I hate glitter. I burned the dress after I got home. Literally everywhere I went I left a trail of glitter and I felt like the biggest asshole on the planet. I went to go potty and the stall looked like someone murdered a glitter pixie. I don't think this is unpopular.", ">\n\nPotty? Grow up", ">\n\n/r/gatekeeping", ">\n\nPerhaps the most banal version of it.", ">\n\n\"Critics who treat 'adult' as a term of approval, instead of as a merely descriptive term, cannot be adult themselves. To be concerned about being grown up, to admire the grown up because it is grown up, to blush at the suspicion of being childish; these things are the marks of childhood and adolescence. And in childhood and adolescence they are, in moderation, healthy symptoms. Young things ought to want to grow. But to carry on into middle life or even into early manhood this concern about being adult is a mark of really arrested development. When I was ten, I read fairy tales in secret and would have been ashamed if I had been found doing so. Now that I am fifty I read them openly. When I became a man I put away childish things, including the fear of childishness and the desire to be very grown up.\" -- C.S. Lewis", ">\n\nAnd that's why I bought bio degradable glitter. I freaking love sparkles but the planet is important. There's also edible glitter that I plan on getting eventually.", ">\n\nIts fun. But you'll definitely spill some and find it everywhere for a few weeks. Not as bad as regular glitter tho. And your poop looks fancy for a day.\nBut: Biodegradable is a lie, usually. It's only biodegradable under VERY specific circumstances that are not met in a landfill or even most bio waste composting plants. Burning it works just fine :D", ">\n\nThis is popular as fuck", ">\n\nThe fact that glitter both exists and is used says otherwise.", ">\n\nI exist and am used, but I'm not popular.", ">\n\nBut are you biodegradable?", ">\n\nEverything except my bones.", ">\n\nGlitter is terrible. Now, sparkly stuff that doesn't bleed onto everything is okay and enjoyable. But glitter that leaks onto everything and never goes away is so bad", ">\n\nIm like a crow.. i need the shiny in my life", ">\n\nSAME", ">\n\nThe largest purchaser of glitter worldwide actively hides the fact that they are the largest purchaser of glitter worldwide", ">\n\nHow are you going to put me out there like that?", ">\n\nSorry De_Nilla the world has to know what you use all of it for", ">\n\nMy 6 year old could not disagree with this comment more strongly.", ">\n\nMy 4 year old too. \nShe dropped a tiny little tub of glitter on the floor (yay Christmas presents!) in the dining room and even after sweeping and hoovering the floor is SPARKLY!", ">\n\nyou could turn on a good old fashioned Kirby, leave it running in one spot for a century, pick it up and it will still sparkle under it", ">\n\nGlitter is a horrific abomination and if any type of plastic should be banned, it should be glitter.", ">\n\nI see your point. But it is oh so wonderful to send an enemy a glitter bomb.", ">\n\nPeople actually have enemies? And fantasize about vengeful antics?\nI really need to get out more", ">\n\nI would say this is the most popular opinion ever posted on this thread. NO ONE is coming out in support of glitter.", ">\n\ni support glitter 😂", ">\n\nDownvote this person into oblivion ☝️", ">\n\nThats a downvote for you! Glitter rules!", ">\n\nI hope you get it stuck in your hard to reach places!", ">\n\nAnd you have a life with no happy sparklies!", ">\n\nNGL, I don't even care about the whole micro plastics thing that much, I just hate the mess it leaves in general, seems the second a kid spills glitter in a house you're going to be finding little specs of glitter all around the place until the end of time. (or the building burns down, whatever is first) Even with effort to clean it up some always manages to remain. \nThink a good way of telling if a house was ever owned by a family with kids is just to have a good look at the gaps between floor boards, skirting and what not, any glitter and you know kids have likely been there.", ">\n\nI'm an artist who works with glitter and resin, and you're all absolutely correct. It's a plague, and I love it. Studio floors are gorgeous, but it gets places I haven't been, ever. It's in my boyfriends welding helmet, and that doesn't come home.", ">\n\nI have 3 daughters and especially when they were younger it seemed like there was glitter everywhere in our house. Well I get a call from my sister who was part angry part couldn't stop laughing. I had given her some leftover infant diapers we had, and she was at the doctors with her recently born son.\nDuring the check up she saw a strange look come over the Docs face, concerned she moved to see what was going on and was horrified to see her sons balls sparkling with glitter.\nGlitter is trash, and gets EVERYWHERE.", ">\n\nWe buy stupid vinyl records that are damage the first time you use them, instead of CDs. CD s are just music delivery system. People buy non stick pans, which are disposable, as opposed to a stainless steel pans which will out last your grandchildren. People buy expensive cell phones that you throw out when the battery is dead. I have five working computers, that they turned off the operating systems. They say people buy fast fashion. Hell, I can't but anything else. I can live with the glitter.", ">\n\nI had my MacBook for 10 years. Still worked perfectly. But I couldn’t update it anymore. Roughly 6 months later, none of the apps I was trying to run would work anymore. So I had to get a new one. I didn’t need a new one. It was annoying. I like my current MacBook but I’m annoyed that I even have to have it.", ">\n\nthis sub needs an update it's littered with popular opinions", ">\n\nThe things people will do for karma.\nAnd people admit knowing the rules and upvoting when they agree", ">\n\nBioglitter ftw", ">\n\nNo glitter, ftmfw", ">\n\nWhy do you hate fun", ">\n\nWhy do you choose to be the way you are?", ">\n\nGlitter is the middle of sequins\nEdit: get rid of both", ">\n\nI love glitter. They shine and shimmer", ">\n\ndid something concerning glitter happen to you recently lol? jusk askin", ">\n\nOP is probably another victim of the glitter boobytrap.", ">\n\ni’m a raver so reading these comments is just painful 😭😭😭😭", ">\n\nBuy the bio/eco-friendly glitter! I use it for music festivals and love it.", ">\n\ngood idea 😊😊😊", ">\n\nWhen I need to use glitter, I'm buying a biodegradable one. Problem solved", ">\n\nI think it's funny that every time I go to a music festival the people who say they love the planet the most are the first to throw glitter and chemical glow sticks like it's going out of style.", ">\n\nI go to music festivals and love face glitter, but I buy the bio/eco glitter that is made from algae. Not trying to be confrontational with you, just don't want you to think that everyone who loves to sparkle hates the environment.", ">\n\nI hate both", ">\n\nThis isn't an unpopular opinion....\nIDK if you've seen Good Mythical Morning, but they had glitter on the show ONCE and then instituted a serious, company-wide policy of banning glitter completely. Link still looks mad whenever the subject of glitter comes up.", ">\n\nPREACH", ">\n\nCheck your mailbox (there is a glitter bomb)", ">\n\nCards that play music are electronic waste", ">\n\nI agree. Easy downvote.", ">", ">\n\nlol is reddit supoosed to be an imageboard now? whats with the image replies", ">", ">\n\nThis is 10/10 not an upopular opinion. It’s is literally the herpes of the arts and crafts world. Nobody wants it, but of COURSE somebody has it, and they usually don’t tell you about it until it’s too late, and once you have it it’s impossible to get rid of.", ">\n\nThat's a great analogy. Even though I love glitter", ">\n\nI teach little children. I absolutely love glitter!", ">\n\nFantastic read for anyone interested. \nWhat Is Glitter? By Caity Weaver for The New York Times", ">\n\nBiodegradable glitter", ">\n\nbiggest sigh known to man", ">\n\nI don’t do much craft, but me and all the other performers I know are using biodegradable glitter products now.", ">\n\nDon’t get me started on edible glitter…", ">\n\nThis girl I'm talking to said \"give me your arm\" I was watching TV so I just obliged, she rubbed my whole arm with a brush that got loads of glitter on my skin. \"Now you sparkle like me\" was all I got when I asked why on earth I would want that.", ">\n\nGlitter is the STI of the arts and crafts world", ">\n\nOn what planet is this unpopular?", ">\n\nMercury, the surface temperature permanently fuses the glitter with everything it touches", ">\n\nI agree, but I use biodegradable glitter. I wish I could ditch it but I’m a rave girl, so that’s simply not an option…😏", ">\n\nSame goes for filling party balloons with helium. Literally taking a finite resource and filling a piece of trash with it.", ">\n\nI hope someone glitterbombs you", ">\n\nI hope someone glitter bombs me.", ">\n\nI like glitter. I'm man enough to say it", ">\n\nIs this Opposite Day in r/unpopularopinion? \nr/unpopularopinion glitter is the best, closely followed by sand.", ">\n\nIt is always opposite day here.\nAny actual unpopular opinions were banned a long time ago, try mentioning weight or race and chances are the mods will automatically ban it.", ">\n\nI despise glitter, it gets EVERYWHERE, and it sticks too. I just do my best to avoid it", ">\n\nI love the look of glitter. I love the biodegradable stuff but the price is insane and to buy craft is so cheap and easy. It's disappointing. I have a cup that's covered in glitter the best part is it sealed in and does shed everywhere.", ">\n\nI smell this opinion getting deleted from a mile away", ">\n\nCan we use glitter for scammers and people who steal packages?", ">\n\nI remember seeing videos of this man who made this box which used GPS and hidden cameras on all sides to catch porch pirates. When the person took the packaging off the box, an alarm sounded and it would throw up massive clouds of glitter.", ">\n\nYES! AND BALLOONS!! Enough with the balloon releases and glitter bombs!!", ">\n\nI would have to argue that balloons are worse than glitter. At least from an environmental, less-waste perspective.", ">\n\nBalloons are an eco nightmare and I wish we could ban them... But glitter sucks too.", ">\n\nGlitter is the herpes of the craft world. I would be happy to never see it again", ">\n\nThis post is just an I hate glitter circle jerk. We all hate glitter", ">\n\nMark Rober gets a pass.", ">\n\nIf your only argument is based on microplastics, you need to find a better one lol", ">\n\nDidn't even have to read the post. Every mom everywhere agrees with you", ">\n\nWe have 4 kids and respectfully disagree", ">\n\n✨ I absolutely love glitter and if I could I would sprinkle it everywhere I went. I think this world would be a better place if there was more glitter in random places. ✨", ">\n\nlike your liver?\nmmm microplastics in liver", ">\n\nYes, I do. But I'll take my chances. Something has to be the cause of our death. Imagine if we were so scared of anything that may kill us, that we avoided doing anything. That's not living. If I die of glitter, I'll be okay with that.", ">\n\nI'm also ok with you dieing from glitter; myself, not so much.", ">\n\nBut I'm okay with you dieing from glitter.", ">\n\nHoly shit yes. \nFuck glitter. Shit should be flat out illegal!", ">\n\nI absolutely hate glitter on anything, crafting, makeup, clothes. The shit is ugly as f", ">\n\ni like glitter", ">", ">\n\nSomeone needs to invent biodegradable glitter ASAP", ">\n\nIt has existed for years now...", ">\n\nBut glitter tastes so good", ">\n\nYou mean with lipstick right? RIGHT??", ">\n\nMhmm sure! Yeah with lipstick, not...just plain glitter, totally!", ">\n\nGlitter is probably the worst thing to happen at the university I attended, because grad pics needed glitter and god forbid you clean up after your shoot.", ">\n\nPopular opinion!", ">\n\nnot only aesthetically lame but terrible for literally everyone and the environment", ">\n\nDoesnt even look good tbh", ">\n\nbiodegradable glitter is great! Balloons need to go if you are getting rid of glitter.", ">\n\nGot a bunch on me at Christmas from gift bags", ">\n\nBut how else would women figure out their husbands were at a strip club?", ">\n\nWho ever inventer and created glitter better die. Or is dead but yet glitter isnt yet. Fk", ">\n\nIt’s so pretty tho…", ">\n\nIs Glitter your mom's name?", ">\n\nI despite it as well", ">\n\nI was on some various drugs a couple weeks ago with my best bud. He randomly decided to blow a fistful of glitter directly into my face when I wasn’t paying attention. Needless to say I wasn’t amused. And two weeks later I’m still finding glitter around my room.", ">\n\nHow do you feel about edible or biodegradable glitter?", ">\n\nI did laundry today. I what was in the lint trap? Glitter", ">\n\nWhy do you people hate fun?", ">\n\nGlitter should dissolve in water and be good for plants/grass", ">\n\nIdgaf I love glitter", ">\n\nmmm I see an incredible amount of people bitch about glitter all the time. I think you have the popular opinion and I actually have the unpopular one for liking it lol.", ">\n\nOh I thought you were talking about the movie in which case I was going to say that’s not so unpopular.", ">\n\nGlitter: the herpes of arts & crafts", ">\n\nIt’s literally fancy dust, but it’s fun!", ">\n\nGlitter is the herpes of the craft world.", ">\n\nI spilled glitter in one of my tool bags 6 years ago and I am still finding bits. It's a disease that infects you and never get cured.", ">\n\nBiodegradable glitter?", ">\n\nyou know there is biodegradable glitter. it's made from seaweed.", ">\n\nPlastic glitter, yes. That's why we need more widely available biodegradable glitter, as in you should have to go hunting for an obscure store to find plastic glitter and it should be the more expensive option. You can have my edible glitter when you pry it from my cold, dead fingers!", ">\n\nComing from a dollar tree employee, you have spoken directly to my heart", ">\n\nLoose glitter, sure. Secured glitter is fine", ">\n\nI totally agree with you. But I don't think this is an unpopular opinion. No upvote for you.\nWe recently made some glitter slime at our house, however.", ">\n\nPeople could stop buying it all together but they would still make it.\nAppearantly there is some mystery company that buys like 80% of the world's glitter but Big Glitter won't tell us who because there is a confidentiality agreement and they want me to go insane because I will never know who is buying all the glitter and WHY!", ">\n\nIt’s Disney. (I have no idea but the glitter mess all over the Magic Kingdom is awful).", ">\n\nI have a coworker who makes a birthday board for our office every month and always uses glitter. There is now just permanently ingrained glitter on the desk, on the phone, on the floor, on everything. No amount of lysol or mopping or whatever else will get it. Infuriating.", ">\n\nGlitter is an ecological disaster.", ">\n\nWho cares? The minuscule amount of plastics left behind because of a bit of glitter is negligible", ">\n\nA friend of mine once said that glitter is the ‘herpes of arts and crafts’", ">\n\nPretty but agree", ">\n\nI just don't like glitter. Some glitter won't harm many people BUT GOD ITS SO ANNOYING! Never asked for you to stuff your gift with SHRAPNEL", ">\n\nBog standard super popular opinion. Are you a bot, or just living under a rock?" ]

[ "Glitter is the herpes of the crafting world", ">\n\nMy sister used to say this, she actually mailed our aunt a joke card filled with glitter designed to gently explode upon opening. When our aunt called our house, my sister just told her she gave her “glitter herpes” to remember her by. Six years latter, our aunt still finds little shiny specs on her couch and shag carpeting.", ">\n\nI'm so sorry to hear about your sister. I assume your aunt murdered her?", ">\n\nI'm sorry to hear Marcus's auntie still keeps shag carpeting. So much the worse for the glitter too.", ">\n\nYou got that wrong, Marcus's auntie keeps shagging carpets", ">\n\nMunch munch munch", ">\n\nDrove Uber, woman dropped a handful of glitter in the back seats, pissed I wouldn’t make a pit stop I guess. Didn’t notice, quick pick up of two nicely dressed women all in black on the way to a church service for their elderly mom. They noticed after sitting down in it. Still took the ride. I wanted to die seeing their black sparkly butts go up the church walk. Screw glitter and all who use it.", ">\n\nI'm not a huge fan of glitter, but biodegradable glitter does exist and is common. I think non-biodegradable glitter should stop being used though.", ">\n\nIt still gets EVERYWHERE", ">\n\nI don’t like sand", ">\n\nIt's coarse and rough and irritating", ">\n\nNot like here. Here everything is soft, and smooth.", ">\n\nRepeat after me kids:\nGLITTER IS LITTER", ">\n\nG-litter\nGlorious litter \nIt's pretty\nIt's still litter.", ">\n\n\"pretty to look at\" is as good as glitter gets", ">\n\nOf course. No one told you to eat it", ">\n\nA lot of times it contains heavy metals too", ">\n\nNo wonder those bands in the 80s used to use a lot of it", ">\n\nGlitter is the herpes of the rock world.", ">\n\nI think herpes was still the herpes of the rock world back then... poor Pam.", ">\n\nGlitter is not allowed in my house \nI allowed it once and still can find traces of it to this day....", ">\n\nI had a phone case with glitter. The thing busted months ago and I'm STILL finding traces of it", ">\n\nI will assault anyone who thinks it’s funny to give me a glitter bomb as a joke gift", ">\n\nGlitter bombs are only acceptable for cheating exes", ">\n\nAnd porch pirates", ">\n\nI saw a prank video about that on YouTube", ">\n\nYeah Mark Rober did it for 5 years, pretty epic prank", ">\n\nAs someone who just wore an all glitter dress I got for Christmas to an out of state function, I hate glitter. I burned the dress after I got home. Literally everywhere I went I left a trail of glitter and I felt like the biggest asshole on the planet. I went to go potty and the stall looked like someone murdered a glitter pixie. I don't think this is unpopular.", ">\n\nPotty? Grow up", ">\n\n/r/gatekeeping", ">\n\nPerhaps the most banal version of it.", ">\n\n\"Critics who treat 'adult' as a term of approval, instead of as a merely descriptive term, cannot be adult themselves. To be concerned about being grown up, to admire the grown up because it is grown up, to blush at the suspicion of being childish; these things are the marks of childhood and adolescence. And in childhood and adolescence they are, in moderation, healthy symptoms. Young things ought to want to grow. But to carry on into middle life or even into early manhood this concern about being adult is a mark of really arrested development. When I was ten, I read fairy tales in secret and would have been ashamed if I had been found doing so. Now that I am fifty I read them openly. When I became a man I put away childish things, including the fear of childishness and the desire to be very grown up.\" -- C.S. Lewis", ">\n\nAnd that's why I bought bio degradable glitter. I freaking love sparkles but the planet is important. There's also edible glitter that I plan on getting eventually.", ">\n\nIts fun. But you'll definitely spill some and find it everywhere for a few weeks. Not as bad as regular glitter tho. And your poop looks fancy for a day.\nBut: Biodegradable is a lie, usually. It's only biodegradable under VERY specific circumstances that are not met in a landfill or even most bio waste composting plants. Burning it works just fine :D", ">\n\nThis is popular as fuck", ">\n\nThe fact that glitter both exists and is used says otherwise.", ">\n\nI exist and am used, but I'm not popular.", ">\n\nBut are you biodegradable?", ">\n\nEverything except my bones.", ">\n\nGlitter is terrible. Now, sparkly stuff that doesn't bleed onto everything is okay and enjoyable. But glitter that leaks onto everything and never goes away is so bad", ">\n\nIm like a crow.. i need the shiny in my life", ">\n\nSAME", ">\n\nThe largest purchaser of glitter worldwide actively hides the fact that they are the largest purchaser of glitter worldwide", ">\n\nHow are you going to put me out there like that?", ">\n\nSorry De_Nilla the world has to know what you use all of it for", ">\n\nMy 6 year old could not disagree with this comment more strongly.", ">\n\nMy 4 year old too. \nShe dropped a tiny little tub of glitter on the floor (yay Christmas presents!) in the dining room and even after sweeping and hoovering the floor is SPARKLY!", ">\n\nyou could turn on a good old fashioned Kirby, leave it running in one spot for a century, pick it up and it will still sparkle under it", ">\n\nGlitter is a horrific abomination and if any type of plastic should be banned, it should be glitter.", ">\n\nI see your point. But it is oh so wonderful to send an enemy a glitter bomb.", ">\n\nPeople actually have enemies? And fantasize about vengeful antics?\nI really need to get out more", ">\n\nI would say this is the most popular opinion ever posted on this thread. NO ONE is coming out in support of glitter.", ">\n\ni support glitter 😂", ">\n\nDownvote this person into oblivion ☝️", ">\n\nThats a downvote for you! Glitter rules!", ">\n\nI hope you get it stuck in your hard to reach places!", ">\n\nAnd you have a life with no happy sparklies!", ">\n\nNGL, I don't even care about the whole micro plastics thing that much, I just hate the mess it leaves in general, seems the second a kid spills glitter in a house you're going to be finding little specs of glitter all around the place until the end of time. (or the building burns down, whatever is first) Even with effort to clean it up some always manages to remain. \nThink a good way of telling if a house was ever owned by a family with kids is just to have a good look at the gaps between floor boards, skirting and what not, any glitter and you know kids have likely been there.", ">\n\nI'm an artist who works with glitter and resin, and you're all absolutely correct. It's a plague, and I love it. Studio floors are gorgeous, but it gets places I haven't been, ever. It's in my boyfriends welding helmet, and that doesn't come home.", ">\n\nI have 3 daughters and especially when they were younger it seemed like there was glitter everywhere in our house. Well I get a call from my sister who was part angry part couldn't stop laughing. I had given her some leftover infant diapers we had, and she was at the doctors with her recently born son.\nDuring the check up she saw a strange look come over the Docs face, concerned she moved to see what was going on and was horrified to see her sons balls sparkling with glitter.\nGlitter is trash, and gets EVERYWHERE.", ">\n\nWe buy stupid vinyl records that are damage the first time you use them, instead of CDs. CD s are just music delivery system. People buy non stick pans, which are disposable, as opposed to a stainless steel pans which will out last your grandchildren. People buy expensive cell phones that you throw out when the battery is dead. I have five working computers, that they turned off the operating systems. They say people buy fast fashion. Hell, I can't but anything else. I can live with the glitter.", ">\n\nI had my MacBook for 10 years. Still worked perfectly. But I couldn’t update it anymore. Roughly 6 months later, none of the apps I was trying to run would work anymore. So I had to get a new one. I didn’t need a new one. It was annoying. I like my current MacBook but I’m annoyed that I even have to have it.", ">\n\nthis sub needs an update it's littered with popular opinions", ">\n\nThe things people will do for karma.\nAnd people admit knowing the rules and upvoting when they agree", ">\n\nBioglitter ftw", ">\n\nNo glitter, ftmfw", ">\n\nWhy do you hate fun", ">\n\nWhy do you choose to be the way you are?", ">\n\nGlitter is the middle of sequins\nEdit: get rid of both", ">\n\nI love glitter. They shine and shimmer", ">\n\ndid something concerning glitter happen to you recently lol? jusk askin", ">\n\nOP is probably another victim of the glitter boobytrap.", ">\n\ni’m a raver so reading these comments is just painful 😭😭😭😭", ">\n\nBuy the bio/eco-friendly glitter! I use it for music festivals and love it.", ">\n\ngood idea 😊😊😊", ">\n\nWhen I need to use glitter, I'm buying a biodegradable one. Problem solved", ">\n\nI think it's funny that every time I go to a music festival the people who say they love the planet the most are the first to throw glitter and chemical glow sticks like it's going out of style.", ">\n\nI go to music festivals and love face glitter, but I buy the bio/eco glitter that is made from algae. Not trying to be confrontational with you, just don't want you to think that everyone who loves to sparkle hates the environment.", ">\n\nI hate both", ">\n\nThis isn't an unpopular opinion....\nIDK if you've seen Good Mythical Morning, but they had glitter on the show ONCE and then instituted a serious, company-wide policy of banning glitter completely. Link still looks mad whenever the subject of glitter comes up.", ">\n\nPREACH", ">\n\nCheck your mailbox (there is a glitter bomb)", ">\n\nCards that play music are electronic waste", ">\n\nI agree. Easy downvote.", ">", ">\n\nlol is reddit supoosed to be an imageboard now? whats with the image replies", ">", ">\n\nThis is 10/10 not an upopular opinion. It’s is literally the herpes of the arts and crafts world. Nobody wants it, but of COURSE somebody has it, and they usually don’t tell you about it until it’s too late, and once you have it it’s impossible to get rid of.", ">\n\nThat's a great analogy. Even though I love glitter", ">\n\nI teach little children. I absolutely love glitter!", ">\n\nFantastic read for anyone interested. \nWhat Is Glitter? By Caity Weaver for The New York Times", ">\n\nBiodegradable glitter", ">\n\nbiggest sigh known to man", ">\n\nI don’t do much craft, but me and all the other performers I know are using biodegradable glitter products now.", ">\n\nDon’t get me started on edible glitter…", ">\n\nThis girl I'm talking to said \"give me your arm\" I was watching TV so I just obliged, she rubbed my whole arm with a brush that got loads of glitter on my skin. \"Now you sparkle like me\" was all I got when I asked why on earth I would want that.", ">\n\nGlitter is the STI of the arts and crafts world", ">\n\nOn what planet is this unpopular?", ">\n\nMercury, the surface temperature permanently fuses the glitter with everything it touches", ">\n\nI agree, but I use biodegradable glitter. I wish I could ditch it but I’m a rave girl, so that’s simply not an option…😏", ">\n\nSame goes for filling party balloons with helium. Literally taking a finite resource and filling a piece of trash with it.", ">\n\nI hope someone glitterbombs you", ">\n\nI hope someone glitter bombs me.", ">\n\nI like glitter. I'm man enough to say it", ">\n\nIs this Opposite Day in r/unpopularopinion? \nr/unpopularopinion glitter is the best, closely followed by sand.", ">\n\nIt is always opposite day here.\nAny actual unpopular opinions were banned a long time ago, try mentioning weight or race and chances are the mods will automatically ban it.", ">\n\nI despise glitter, it gets EVERYWHERE, and it sticks too. I just do my best to avoid it", ">\n\nI love the look of glitter. I love the biodegradable stuff but the price is insane and to buy craft is so cheap and easy. It's disappointing. I have a cup that's covered in glitter the best part is it sealed in and does shed everywhere.", ">\n\nI smell this opinion getting deleted from a mile away", ">\n\nCan we use glitter for scammers and people who steal packages?", ">\n\nI remember seeing videos of this man who made this box which used GPS and hidden cameras on all sides to catch porch pirates. When the person took the packaging off the box, an alarm sounded and it would throw up massive clouds of glitter.", ">\n\nYES! AND BALLOONS!! Enough with the balloon releases and glitter bombs!!", ">\n\nI would have to argue that balloons are worse than glitter. At least from an environmental, less-waste perspective.", ">\n\nBalloons are an eco nightmare and I wish we could ban them... But glitter sucks too.", ">\n\nGlitter is the herpes of the craft world. I would be happy to never see it again", ">\n\nThis post is just an I hate glitter circle jerk. We all hate glitter", ">\n\nMark Rober gets a pass.", ">\n\nIf your only argument is based on microplastics, you need to find a better one lol", ">\n\nDidn't even have to read the post. Every mom everywhere agrees with you", ">\n\nWe have 4 kids and respectfully disagree", ">\n\n✨ I absolutely love glitter and if I could I would sprinkle it everywhere I went. I think this world would be a better place if there was more glitter in random places. ✨", ">\n\nlike your liver?\nmmm microplastics in liver", ">\n\nYes, I do. But I'll take my chances. Something has to be the cause of our death. Imagine if we were so scared of anything that may kill us, that we avoided doing anything. That's not living. If I die of glitter, I'll be okay with that.", ">\n\nI'm also ok with you dieing from glitter; myself, not so much.", ">\n\nBut I'm okay with you dieing from glitter.", ">\n\nHoly shit yes. \nFuck glitter. Shit should be flat out illegal!", ">\n\nI absolutely hate glitter on anything, crafting, makeup, clothes. The shit is ugly as f", ">\n\ni like glitter", ">", ">\n\nSomeone needs to invent biodegradable glitter ASAP", ">\n\nIt has existed for years now...", ">\n\nBut glitter tastes so good", ">\n\nYou mean with lipstick right? RIGHT??", ">\n\nMhmm sure! Yeah with lipstick, not...just plain glitter, totally!", ">\n\nGlitter is probably the worst thing to happen at the university I attended, because grad pics needed glitter and god forbid you clean up after your shoot.", ">\n\nPopular opinion!", ">\n\nnot only aesthetically lame but terrible for literally everyone and the environment", ">\n\nDoesnt even look good tbh", ">\n\nbiodegradable glitter is great! Balloons need to go if you are getting rid of glitter.", ">\n\nGot a bunch on me at Christmas from gift bags", ">\n\nBut how else would women figure out their husbands were at a strip club?", ">\n\nWho ever inventer and created glitter better die. Or is dead but yet glitter isnt yet. Fk", ">\n\nIt’s so pretty tho…", ">\n\nIs Glitter your mom's name?", ">\n\nI despite it as well", ">\n\nI was on some various drugs a couple weeks ago with my best bud. He randomly decided to blow a fistful of glitter directly into my face when I wasn’t paying attention. Needless to say I wasn’t amused. And two weeks later I’m still finding glitter around my room.", ">\n\nHow do you feel about edible or biodegradable glitter?", ">\n\nI did laundry today. I what was in the lint trap? Glitter", ">\n\nWhy do you people hate fun?", ">\n\nGlitter should dissolve in water and be good for plants/grass", ">\n\nIdgaf I love glitter", ">\n\nmmm I see an incredible amount of people bitch about glitter all the time. I think you have the popular opinion and I actually have the unpopular one for liking it lol.", ">\n\nOh I thought you were talking about the movie in which case I was going to say that’s not so unpopular.", ">\n\nGlitter: the herpes of arts & crafts", ">\n\nIt’s literally fancy dust, but it’s fun!", ">\n\nGlitter is the herpes of the craft world.", ">\n\nI spilled glitter in one of my tool bags 6 years ago and I am still finding bits. It's a disease that infects you and never get cured.", ">\n\nBiodegradable glitter?", ">\n\nyou know there is biodegradable glitter. it's made from seaweed.", ">\n\nPlastic glitter, yes. That's why we need more widely available biodegradable glitter, as in you should have to go hunting for an obscure store to find plastic glitter and it should be the more expensive option. You can have my edible glitter when you pry it from my cold, dead fingers!", ">\n\nComing from a dollar tree employee, you have spoken directly to my heart", ">\n\nLoose glitter, sure. Secured glitter is fine", ">\n\nI totally agree with you. But I don't think this is an unpopular opinion. No upvote for you.\nWe recently made some glitter slime at our house, however.", ">\n\nPeople could stop buying it all together but they would still make it.\nAppearantly there is some mystery company that buys like 80% of the world's glitter but Big Glitter won't tell us who because there is a confidentiality agreement and they want me to go insane because I will never know who is buying all the glitter and WHY!", ">\n\nIt’s Disney. (I have no idea but the glitter mess all over the Magic Kingdom is awful).", ">\n\nI have a coworker who makes a birthday board for our office every month and always uses glitter. There is now just permanently ingrained glitter on the desk, on the phone, on the floor, on everything. No amount of lysol or mopping or whatever else will get it. Infuriating.", ">\n\nGlitter is an ecological disaster.", ">\n\nWho cares? The minuscule amount of plastics left behind because of a bit of glitter is negligible", ">\n\nA friend of mine once said that glitter is the ‘herpes of arts and crafts’", ">\n\nPretty but agree", ">\n\nI just don't like glitter. Some glitter won't harm many people BUT GOD ITS SO ANNOYING! Never asked for you to stuff your gift with SHRAPNEL", ">\n\nBog standard super popular opinion. Are you a bot, or just living under a rock?", ">\n\nIf you can, you should definitely buy biodegradable glitter at sprinkles instead and then you don't have to worry obout microplastic" ]

[ "Glitter is the herpes of the crafting world", ">\n\nMy sister used to say this, she actually mailed our aunt a joke card filled with glitter designed to gently explode upon opening. When our aunt called our house, my sister just told her she gave her “glitter herpes” to remember her by. Six years latter, our aunt still finds little shiny specs on her couch and shag carpeting.", ">\n\nI'm so sorry to hear about your sister. I assume your aunt murdered her?", ">\n\nI'm sorry to hear Marcus's auntie still keeps shag carpeting. So much the worse for the glitter too.", ">\n\nYou got that wrong, Marcus's auntie keeps shagging carpets", ">\n\nMunch munch munch", ">\n\nDrove Uber, woman dropped a handful of glitter in the back seats, pissed I wouldn’t make a pit stop I guess. Didn’t notice, quick pick up of two nicely dressed women all in black on the way to a church service for their elderly mom. They noticed after sitting down in it. Still took the ride. I wanted to die seeing their black sparkly butts go up the church walk. Screw glitter and all who use it.", ">\n\nI'm not a huge fan of glitter, but biodegradable glitter does exist and is common. I think non-biodegradable glitter should stop being used though.", ">\n\nIt still gets EVERYWHERE", ">\n\nI don’t like sand", ">\n\nIt's coarse and rough and irritating", ">\n\nNot like here. Here everything is soft, and smooth.", ">\n\nRepeat after me kids:\nGLITTER IS LITTER", ">\n\nG-litter\nGlorious litter \nIt's pretty\nIt's still litter.", ">\n\n\"pretty to look at\" is as good as glitter gets", ">\n\nOf course. No one told you to eat it", ">\n\nA lot of times it contains heavy metals too", ">\n\nNo wonder those bands in the 80s used to use a lot of it", ">\n\nGlitter is the herpes of the rock world.", ">\n\nI think herpes was still the herpes of the rock world back then... poor Pam.", ">\n\nGlitter is not allowed in my house \nI allowed it once and still can find traces of it to this day....", ">\n\nI had a phone case with glitter. The thing busted months ago and I'm STILL finding traces of it", ">\n\nI will assault anyone who thinks it’s funny to give me a glitter bomb as a joke gift", ">\n\nGlitter bombs are only acceptable for cheating exes", ">\n\nAnd porch pirates", ">\n\nI saw a prank video about that on YouTube", ">\n\nYeah Mark Rober did it for 5 years, pretty epic prank", ">\n\nAs someone who just wore an all glitter dress I got for Christmas to an out of state function, I hate glitter. I burned the dress after I got home. Literally everywhere I went I left a trail of glitter and I felt like the biggest asshole on the planet. I went to go potty and the stall looked like someone murdered a glitter pixie. I don't think this is unpopular.", ">\n\nPotty? Grow up", ">\n\n/r/gatekeeping", ">\n\nPerhaps the most banal version of it.", ">\n\n\"Critics who treat 'adult' as a term of approval, instead of as a merely descriptive term, cannot be adult themselves. To be concerned about being grown up, to admire the grown up because it is grown up, to blush at the suspicion of being childish; these things are the marks of childhood and adolescence. And in childhood and adolescence they are, in moderation, healthy symptoms. Young things ought to want to grow. But to carry on into middle life or even into early manhood this concern about being adult is a mark of really arrested development. When I was ten, I read fairy tales in secret and would have been ashamed if I had been found doing so. Now that I am fifty I read them openly. When I became a man I put away childish things, including the fear of childishness and the desire to be very grown up.\" -- C.S. Lewis", ">\n\nAnd that's why I bought bio degradable glitter. I freaking love sparkles but the planet is important. There's also edible glitter that I plan on getting eventually.", ">\n\nIts fun. But you'll definitely spill some and find it everywhere for a few weeks. Not as bad as regular glitter tho. And your poop looks fancy for a day.\nBut: Biodegradable is a lie, usually. It's only biodegradable under VERY specific circumstances that are not met in a landfill or even most bio waste composting plants. Burning it works just fine :D", ">\n\nThis is popular as fuck", ">\n\nThe fact that glitter both exists and is used says otherwise.", ">\n\nI exist and am used, but I'm not popular.", ">\n\nBut are you biodegradable?", ">\n\nEverything except my bones.", ">\n\nGlitter is terrible. Now, sparkly stuff that doesn't bleed onto everything is okay and enjoyable. But glitter that leaks onto everything and never goes away is so bad", ">\n\nIm like a crow.. i need the shiny in my life", ">\n\nSAME", ">\n\nThe largest purchaser of glitter worldwide actively hides the fact that they are the largest purchaser of glitter worldwide", ">\n\nHow are you going to put me out there like that?", ">\n\nSorry De_Nilla the world has to know what you use all of it for", ">\n\nMy 6 year old could not disagree with this comment more strongly.", ">\n\nMy 4 year old too. \nShe dropped a tiny little tub of glitter on the floor (yay Christmas presents!) in the dining room and even after sweeping and hoovering the floor is SPARKLY!", ">\n\nyou could turn on a good old fashioned Kirby, leave it running in one spot for a century, pick it up and it will still sparkle under it", ">\n\nGlitter is a horrific abomination and if any type of plastic should be banned, it should be glitter.", ">\n\nI see your point. But it is oh so wonderful to send an enemy a glitter bomb.", ">\n\nPeople actually have enemies? And fantasize about vengeful antics?\nI really need to get out more", ">\n\nI would say this is the most popular opinion ever posted on this thread. NO ONE is coming out in support of glitter.", ">\n\ni support glitter 😂", ">\n\nDownvote this person into oblivion ☝️", ">\n\nThats a downvote for you! Glitter rules!", ">\n\nI hope you get it stuck in your hard to reach places!", ">\n\nAnd you have a life with no happy sparklies!", ">\n\nNGL, I don't even care about the whole micro plastics thing that much, I just hate the mess it leaves in general, seems the second a kid spills glitter in a house you're going to be finding little specs of glitter all around the place until the end of time. (or the building burns down, whatever is first) Even with effort to clean it up some always manages to remain. \nThink a good way of telling if a house was ever owned by a family with kids is just to have a good look at the gaps between floor boards, skirting and what not, any glitter and you know kids have likely been there.", ">\n\nI'm an artist who works with glitter and resin, and you're all absolutely correct. It's a plague, and I love it. Studio floors are gorgeous, but it gets places I haven't been, ever. It's in my boyfriends welding helmet, and that doesn't come home.", ">\n\nI have 3 daughters and especially when they were younger it seemed like there was glitter everywhere in our house. Well I get a call from my sister who was part angry part couldn't stop laughing. I had given her some leftover infant diapers we had, and she was at the doctors with her recently born son.\nDuring the check up she saw a strange look come over the Docs face, concerned she moved to see what was going on and was horrified to see her sons balls sparkling with glitter.\nGlitter is trash, and gets EVERYWHERE.", ">\n\nWe buy stupid vinyl records that are damage the first time you use them, instead of CDs. CD s are just music delivery system. People buy non stick pans, which are disposable, as opposed to a stainless steel pans which will out last your grandchildren. People buy expensive cell phones that you throw out when the battery is dead. I have five working computers, that they turned off the operating systems. They say people buy fast fashion. Hell, I can't but anything else. I can live with the glitter.", ">\n\nI had my MacBook for 10 years. Still worked perfectly. But I couldn’t update it anymore. Roughly 6 months later, none of the apps I was trying to run would work anymore. So I had to get a new one. I didn’t need a new one. It was annoying. I like my current MacBook but I’m annoyed that I even have to have it.", ">\n\nthis sub needs an update it's littered with popular opinions", ">\n\nThe things people will do for karma.\nAnd people admit knowing the rules and upvoting when they agree", ">\n\nBioglitter ftw", ">\n\nNo glitter, ftmfw", ">\n\nWhy do you hate fun", ">\n\nWhy do you choose to be the way you are?", ">\n\nGlitter is the middle of sequins\nEdit: get rid of both", ">\n\nI love glitter. They shine and shimmer", ">\n\ndid something concerning glitter happen to you recently lol? jusk askin", ">\n\nOP is probably another victim of the glitter boobytrap.", ">\n\ni’m a raver so reading these comments is just painful 😭😭😭😭", ">\n\nBuy the bio/eco-friendly glitter! I use it for music festivals and love it.", ">\n\ngood idea 😊😊😊", ">\n\nWhen I need to use glitter, I'm buying a biodegradable one. Problem solved", ">\n\nI think it's funny that every time I go to a music festival the people who say they love the planet the most are the first to throw glitter and chemical glow sticks like it's going out of style.", ">\n\nI go to music festivals and love face glitter, but I buy the bio/eco glitter that is made from algae. Not trying to be confrontational with you, just don't want you to think that everyone who loves to sparkle hates the environment.", ">\n\nI hate both", ">\n\nThis isn't an unpopular opinion....\nIDK if you've seen Good Mythical Morning, but they had glitter on the show ONCE and then instituted a serious, company-wide policy of banning glitter completely. Link still looks mad whenever the subject of glitter comes up.", ">\n\nPREACH", ">\n\nCheck your mailbox (there is a glitter bomb)", ">\n\nCards that play music are electronic waste", ">\n\nI agree. Easy downvote.", ">", ">\n\nlol is reddit supoosed to be an imageboard now? whats with the image replies", ">", ">\n\nThis is 10/10 not an upopular opinion. It’s is literally the herpes of the arts and crafts world. Nobody wants it, but of COURSE somebody has it, and they usually don’t tell you about it until it’s too late, and once you have it it’s impossible to get rid of.", ">\n\nThat's a great analogy. Even though I love glitter", ">\n\nI teach little children. I absolutely love glitter!", ">\n\nFantastic read for anyone interested. \nWhat Is Glitter? By Caity Weaver for The New York Times", ">\n\nBiodegradable glitter", ">\n\nbiggest sigh known to man", ">\n\nI don’t do much craft, but me and all the other performers I know are using biodegradable glitter products now.", ">\n\nDon’t get me started on edible glitter…", ">\n\nThis girl I'm talking to said \"give me your arm\" I was watching TV so I just obliged, she rubbed my whole arm with a brush that got loads of glitter on my skin. \"Now you sparkle like me\" was all I got when I asked why on earth I would want that.", ">\n\nGlitter is the STI of the arts and crafts world", ">\n\nOn what planet is this unpopular?", ">\n\nMercury, the surface temperature permanently fuses the glitter with everything it touches", ">\n\nI agree, but I use biodegradable glitter. I wish I could ditch it but I’m a rave girl, so that’s simply not an option…😏", ">\n\nSame goes for filling party balloons with helium. Literally taking a finite resource and filling a piece of trash with it.", ">\n\nI hope someone glitterbombs you", ">\n\nI hope someone glitter bombs me.", ">\n\nI like glitter. I'm man enough to say it", ">\n\nIs this Opposite Day in r/unpopularopinion? \nr/unpopularopinion glitter is the best, closely followed by sand.", ">\n\nIt is always opposite day here.\nAny actual unpopular opinions were banned a long time ago, try mentioning weight or race and chances are the mods will automatically ban it.", ">\n\nI despise glitter, it gets EVERYWHERE, and it sticks too. I just do my best to avoid it", ">\n\nI love the look of glitter. I love the biodegradable stuff but the price is insane and to buy craft is so cheap and easy. It's disappointing. I have a cup that's covered in glitter the best part is it sealed in and does shed everywhere.", ">\n\nI smell this opinion getting deleted from a mile away", ">\n\nCan we use glitter for scammers and people who steal packages?", ">\n\nI remember seeing videos of this man who made this box which used GPS and hidden cameras on all sides to catch porch pirates. When the person took the packaging off the box, an alarm sounded and it would throw up massive clouds of glitter.", ">\n\nYES! AND BALLOONS!! Enough with the balloon releases and glitter bombs!!", ">\n\nI would have to argue that balloons are worse than glitter. At least from an environmental, less-waste perspective.", ">\n\nBalloons are an eco nightmare and I wish we could ban them... But glitter sucks too.", ">\n\nGlitter is the herpes of the craft world. I would be happy to never see it again", ">\n\nThis post is just an I hate glitter circle jerk. We all hate glitter", ">\n\nMark Rober gets a pass.", ">\n\nIf your only argument is based on microplastics, you need to find a better one lol", ">\n\nDidn't even have to read the post. Every mom everywhere agrees with you", ">\n\nWe have 4 kids and respectfully disagree", ">\n\n✨ I absolutely love glitter and if I could I would sprinkle it everywhere I went. I think this world would be a better place if there was more glitter in random places. ✨", ">\n\nlike your liver?\nmmm microplastics in liver", ">\n\nYes, I do. But I'll take my chances. Something has to be the cause of our death. Imagine if we were so scared of anything that may kill us, that we avoided doing anything. That's not living. If I die of glitter, I'll be okay with that.", ">\n\nI'm also ok with you dieing from glitter; myself, not so much.", ">\n\nBut I'm okay with you dieing from glitter.", ">\n\nHoly shit yes. \nFuck glitter. Shit should be flat out illegal!", ">\n\nI absolutely hate glitter on anything, crafting, makeup, clothes. The shit is ugly as f", ">\n\ni like glitter", ">", ">\n\nSomeone needs to invent biodegradable glitter ASAP", ">\n\nIt has existed for years now...", ">\n\nBut glitter tastes so good", ">\n\nYou mean with lipstick right? RIGHT??", ">\n\nMhmm sure! Yeah with lipstick, not...just plain glitter, totally!", ">\n\nGlitter is probably the worst thing to happen at the university I attended, because grad pics needed glitter and god forbid you clean up after your shoot.", ">\n\nPopular opinion!", ">\n\nnot only aesthetically lame but terrible for literally everyone and the environment", ">\n\nDoesnt even look good tbh", ">\n\nbiodegradable glitter is great! Balloons need to go if you are getting rid of glitter.", ">\n\nGot a bunch on me at Christmas from gift bags", ">\n\nBut how else would women figure out their husbands were at a strip club?", ">\n\nWho ever inventer and created glitter better die. Or is dead but yet glitter isnt yet. Fk", ">\n\nIt’s so pretty tho…", ">\n\nIs Glitter your mom's name?", ">\n\nI despite it as well", ">\n\nI was on some various drugs a couple weeks ago with my best bud. He randomly decided to blow a fistful of glitter directly into my face when I wasn’t paying attention. Needless to say I wasn’t amused. And two weeks later I’m still finding glitter around my room.", ">\n\nHow do you feel about edible or biodegradable glitter?", ">\n\nI did laundry today. I what was in the lint trap? Glitter", ">\n\nWhy do you people hate fun?", ">\n\nGlitter should dissolve in water and be good for plants/grass", ">\n\nIdgaf I love glitter", ">\n\nmmm I see an incredible amount of people bitch about glitter all the time. I think you have the popular opinion and I actually have the unpopular one for liking it lol.", ">\n\nOh I thought you were talking about the movie in which case I was going to say that’s not so unpopular.", ">\n\nGlitter: the herpes of arts & crafts", ">\n\nIt’s literally fancy dust, but it’s fun!", ">\n\nGlitter is the herpes of the craft world.", ">\n\nI spilled glitter in one of my tool bags 6 years ago and I am still finding bits. It's a disease that infects you and never get cured.", ">\n\nBiodegradable glitter?", ">\n\nyou know there is biodegradable glitter. it's made from seaweed.", ">\n\nPlastic glitter, yes. That's why we need more widely available biodegradable glitter, as in you should have to go hunting for an obscure store to find plastic glitter and it should be the more expensive option. You can have my edible glitter when you pry it from my cold, dead fingers!", ">\n\nComing from a dollar tree employee, you have spoken directly to my heart", ">\n\nLoose glitter, sure. Secured glitter is fine", ">\n\nI totally agree with you. But I don't think this is an unpopular opinion. No upvote for you.\nWe recently made some glitter slime at our house, however.", ">\n\nPeople could stop buying it all together but they would still make it.\nAppearantly there is some mystery company that buys like 80% of the world's glitter but Big Glitter won't tell us who because there is a confidentiality agreement and they want me to go insane because I will never know who is buying all the glitter and WHY!", ">\n\nIt’s Disney. (I have no idea but the glitter mess all over the Magic Kingdom is awful).", ">\n\nI have a coworker who makes a birthday board for our office every month and always uses glitter. There is now just permanently ingrained glitter on the desk, on the phone, on the floor, on everything. No amount of lysol or mopping or whatever else will get it. Infuriating.", ">\n\nGlitter is an ecological disaster.", ">\n\nWho cares? The minuscule amount of plastics left behind because of a bit of glitter is negligible", ">\n\nA friend of mine once said that glitter is the ‘herpes of arts and crafts’", ">\n\nPretty but agree", ">\n\nI just don't like glitter. Some glitter won't harm many people BUT GOD ITS SO ANNOYING! Never asked for you to stuff your gift with SHRAPNEL", ">\n\nBog standard super popular opinion. Are you a bot, or just living under a rock?", ">\n\nIf you can, you should definitely buy biodegradable glitter at sprinkles instead and then you don't have to worry obout microplastic", ">\n\nPlastic bags have been banned at most places for years where I live (Santa Cruz, CA). Only paper bags are available (with very few exceptions), and they cost 25 cents. \nBut I reused plastic bags all the time. Not so with paper bags, which often break during first use. I shoved plastic bags in my purse and didn’t have to remember to carry them in to the store like standard reusable bags. I’d get 5+ uses out of them. They also double as a handy bag you can stuff in your pocket when hiking, in case you come across any tasty mushrooms (a common occurrence for me!).\nBut glitter? I see that very rarely. Unless the ‘90s-style face glitter I used as a preteen has come back into fashion (which it may well have; I don’t know any teenagers)." ]

[ "Glitter is the herpes of the crafting world", ">\n\nMy sister used to say this, she actually mailed our aunt a joke card filled with glitter designed to gently explode upon opening. When our aunt called our house, my sister just told her she gave her “glitter herpes” to remember her by. Six years latter, our aunt still finds little shiny specs on her couch and shag carpeting.", ">\n\nI'm so sorry to hear about your sister. I assume your aunt murdered her?", ">\n\nI'm sorry to hear Marcus's auntie still keeps shag carpeting. So much the worse for the glitter too.", ">\n\nYou got that wrong, Marcus's auntie keeps shagging carpets", ">\n\nMunch munch munch", ">\n\nDrove Uber, woman dropped a handful of glitter in the back seats, pissed I wouldn’t make a pit stop I guess. Didn’t notice, quick pick up of two nicely dressed women all in black on the way to a church service for their elderly mom. They noticed after sitting down in it. Still took the ride. I wanted to die seeing their black sparkly butts go up the church walk. Screw glitter and all who use it.", ">\n\nI'm not a huge fan of glitter, but biodegradable glitter does exist and is common. I think non-biodegradable glitter should stop being used though.", ">\n\nIt still gets EVERYWHERE", ">\n\nI don’t like sand", ">\n\nIt's coarse and rough and irritating", ">\n\nNot like here. Here everything is soft, and smooth.", ">\n\nRepeat after me kids:\nGLITTER IS LITTER", ">\n\nG-litter\nGlorious litter \nIt's pretty\nIt's still litter.", ">\n\n\"pretty to look at\" is as good as glitter gets", ">\n\nOf course. No one told you to eat it", ">\n\nA lot of times it contains heavy metals too", ">\n\nNo wonder those bands in the 80s used to use a lot of it", ">\n\nGlitter is the herpes of the rock world.", ">\n\nI think herpes was still the herpes of the rock world back then... poor Pam.", ">\n\nGlitter is not allowed in my house \nI allowed it once and still can find traces of it to this day....", ">\n\nI had a phone case with glitter. The thing busted months ago and I'm STILL finding traces of it", ">\n\nI will assault anyone who thinks it’s funny to give me a glitter bomb as a joke gift", ">\n\nGlitter bombs are only acceptable for cheating exes", ">\n\nAnd porch pirates", ">\n\nI saw a prank video about that on YouTube", ">\n\nYeah Mark Rober did it for 5 years, pretty epic prank", ">\n\nAs someone who just wore an all glitter dress I got for Christmas to an out of state function, I hate glitter. I burned the dress after I got home. Literally everywhere I went I left a trail of glitter and I felt like the biggest asshole on the planet. I went to go potty and the stall looked like someone murdered a glitter pixie. I don't think this is unpopular.", ">\n\nPotty? Grow up", ">\n\n/r/gatekeeping", ">\n\nPerhaps the most banal version of it.", ">\n\n\"Critics who treat 'adult' as a term of approval, instead of as a merely descriptive term, cannot be adult themselves. To be concerned about being grown up, to admire the grown up because it is grown up, to blush at the suspicion of being childish; these things are the marks of childhood and adolescence. And in childhood and adolescence they are, in moderation, healthy symptoms. Young things ought to want to grow. But to carry on into middle life or even into early manhood this concern about being adult is a mark of really arrested development. When I was ten, I read fairy tales in secret and would have been ashamed if I had been found doing so. Now that I am fifty I read them openly. When I became a man I put away childish things, including the fear of childishness and the desire to be very grown up.\" -- C.S. Lewis", ">\n\nAnd that's why I bought bio degradable glitter. I freaking love sparkles but the planet is important. There's also edible glitter that I plan on getting eventually.", ">\n\nIts fun. But you'll definitely spill some and find it everywhere for a few weeks. Not as bad as regular glitter tho. And your poop looks fancy for a day.\nBut: Biodegradable is a lie, usually. It's only biodegradable under VERY specific circumstances that are not met in a landfill or even most bio waste composting plants. Burning it works just fine :D", ">\n\nThis is popular as fuck", ">\n\nThe fact that glitter both exists and is used says otherwise.", ">\n\nI exist and am used, but I'm not popular.", ">\n\nBut are you biodegradable?", ">\n\nEverything except my bones.", ">\n\nGlitter is terrible. Now, sparkly stuff that doesn't bleed onto everything is okay and enjoyable. But glitter that leaks onto everything and never goes away is so bad", ">\n\nIm like a crow.. i need the shiny in my life", ">\n\nSAME", ">\n\nThe largest purchaser of glitter worldwide actively hides the fact that they are the largest purchaser of glitter worldwide", ">\n\nHow are you going to put me out there like that?", ">\n\nSorry De_Nilla the world has to know what you use all of it for", ">\n\nMy 6 year old could not disagree with this comment more strongly.", ">\n\nMy 4 year old too. \nShe dropped a tiny little tub of glitter on the floor (yay Christmas presents!) in the dining room and even after sweeping and hoovering the floor is SPARKLY!", ">\n\nyou could turn on a good old fashioned Kirby, leave it running in one spot for a century, pick it up and it will still sparkle under it", ">\n\nGlitter is a horrific abomination and if any type of plastic should be banned, it should be glitter.", ">\n\nI see your point. But it is oh so wonderful to send an enemy a glitter bomb.", ">\n\nPeople actually have enemies? And fantasize about vengeful antics?\nI really need to get out more", ">\n\nI would say this is the most popular opinion ever posted on this thread. NO ONE is coming out in support of glitter.", ">\n\ni support glitter 😂", ">\n\nDownvote this person into oblivion ☝️", ">\n\nThats a downvote for you! Glitter rules!", ">\n\nI hope you get it stuck in your hard to reach places!", ">\n\nAnd you have a life with no happy sparklies!", ">\n\nNGL, I don't even care about the whole micro plastics thing that much, I just hate the mess it leaves in general, seems the second a kid spills glitter in a house you're going to be finding little specs of glitter all around the place until the end of time. (or the building burns down, whatever is first) Even with effort to clean it up some always manages to remain. \nThink a good way of telling if a house was ever owned by a family with kids is just to have a good look at the gaps between floor boards, skirting and what not, any glitter and you know kids have likely been there.", ">\n\nI'm an artist who works with glitter and resin, and you're all absolutely correct. It's a plague, and I love it. Studio floors are gorgeous, but it gets places I haven't been, ever. It's in my boyfriends welding helmet, and that doesn't come home.", ">\n\nI have 3 daughters and especially when they were younger it seemed like there was glitter everywhere in our house. Well I get a call from my sister who was part angry part couldn't stop laughing. I had given her some leftover infant diapers we had, and she was at the doctors with her recently born son.\nDuring the check up she saw a strange look come over the Docs face, concerned she moved to see what was going on and was horrified to see her sons balls sparkling with glitter.\nGlitter is trash, and gets EVERYWHERE.", ">\n\nWe buy stupid vinyl records that are damage the first time you use them, instead of CDs. CD s are just music delivery system. People buy non stick pans, which are disposable, as opposed to a stainless steel pans which will out last your grandchildren. People buy expensive cell phones that you throw out when the battery is dead. I have five working computers, that they turned off the operating systems. They say people buy fast fashion. Hell, I can't but anything else. I can live with the glitter.", ">\n\nI had my MacBook for 10 years. Still worked perfectly. But I couldn’t update it anymore. Roughly 6 months later, none of the apps I was trying to run would work anymore. So I had to get a new one. I didn’t need a new one. It was annoying. I like my current MacBook but I’m annoyed that I even have to have it.", ">\n\nthis sub needs an update it's littered with popular opinions", ">\n\nThe things people will do for karma.\nAnd people admit knowing the rules and upvoting when they agree", ">\n\nBioglitter ftw", ">\n\nNo glitter, ftmfw", ">\n\nWhy do you hate fun", ">\n\nWhy do you choose to be the way you are?", ">\n\nGlitter is the middle of sequins\nEdit: get rid of both", ">\n\nI love glitter. They shine and shimmer", ">\n\ndid something concerning glitter happen to you recently lol? jusk askin", ">\n\nOP is probably another victim of the glitter boobytrap.", ">\n\ni’m a raver so reading these comments is just painful 😭😭😭😭", ">\n\nBuy the bio/eco-friendly glitter! I use it for music festivals and love it.", ">\n\ngood idea 😊😊😊", ">\n\nWhen I need to use glitter, I'm buying a biodegradable one. Problem solved", ">\n\nI think it's funny that every time I go to a music festival the people who say they love the planet the most are the first to throw glitter and chemical glow sticks like it's going out of style.", ">\n\nI go to music festivals and love face glitter, but I buy the bio/eco glitter that is made from algae. Not trying to be confrontational with you, just don't want you to think that everyone who loves to sparkle hates the environment.", ">\n\nI hate both", ">\n\nThis isn't an unpopular opinion....\nIDK if you've seen Good Mythical Morning, but they had glitter on the show ONCE and then instituted a serious, company-wide policy of banning glitter completely. Link still looks mad whenever the subject of glitter comes up.", ">\n\nPREACH", ">\n\nCheck your mailbox (there is a glitter bomb)", ">\n\nCards that play music are electronic waste", ">\n\nI agree. Easy downvote.", ">", ">\n\nlol is reddit supoosed to be an imageboard now? whats with the image replies", ">", ">\n\nThis is 10/10 not an upopular opinion. It’s is literally the herpes of the arts and crafts world. Nobody wants it, but of COURSE somebody has it, and they usually don’t tell you about it until it’s too late, and once you have it it’s impossible to get rid of.", ">\n\nThat's a great analogy. Even though I love glitter", ">\n\nI teach little children. I absolutely love glitter!", ">\n\nFantastic read for anyone interested. \nWhat Is Glitter? By Caity Weaver for The New York Times", ">\n\nBiodegradable glitter", ">\n\nbiggest sigh known to man", ">\n\nI don’t do much craft, but me and all the other performers I know are using biodegradable glitter products now.", ">\n\nDon’t get me started on edible glitter…", ">\n\nThis girl I'm talking to said \"give me your arm\" I was watching TV so I just obliged, she rubbed my whole arm with a brush that got loads of glitter on my skin. \"Now you sparkle like me\" was all I got when I asked why on earth I would want that.", ">\n\nGlitter is the STI of the arts and crafts world", ">\n\nOn what planet is this unpopular?", ">\n\nMercury, the surface temperature permanently fuses the glitter with everything it touches", ">\n\nI agree, but I use biodegradable glitter. I wish I could ditch it but I’m a rave girl, so that’s simply not an option…😏", ">\n\nSame goes for filling party balloons with helium. Literally taking a finite resource and filling a piece of trash with it.", ">\n\nI hope someone glitterbombs you", ">\n\nI hope someone glitter bombs me.", ">\n\nI like glitter. I'm man enough to say it", ">\n\nIs this Opposite Day in r/unpopularopinion? \nr/unpopularopinion glitter is the best, closely followed by sand.", ">\n\nIt is always opposite day here.\nAny actual unpopular opinions were banned a long time ago, try mentioning weight or race and chances are the mods will automatically ban it.", ">\n\nI despise glitter, it gets EVERYWHERE, and it sticks too. I just do my best to avoid it", ">\n\nI love the look of glitter. I love the biodegradable stuff but the price is insane and to buy craft is so cheap and easy. It's disappointing. I have a cup that's covered in glitter the best part is it sealed in and does shed everywhere.", ">\n\nI smell this opinion getting deleted from a mile away", ">\n\nCan we use glitter for scammers and people who steal packages?", ">\n\nI remember seeing videos of this man who made this box which used GPS and hidden cameras on all sides to catch porch pirates. When the person took the packaging off the box, an alarm sounded and it would throw up massive clouds of glitter.", ">\n\nYES! AND BALLOONS!! Enough with the balloon releases and glitter bombs!!", ">\n\nI would have to argue that balloons are worse than glitter. At least from an environmental, less-waste perspective.", ">\n\nBalloons are an eco nightmare and I wish we could ban them... But glitter sucks too.", ">\n\nGlitter is the herpes of the craft world. I would be happy to never see it again", ">\n\nThis post is just an I hate glitter circle jerk. We all hate glitter", ">\n\nMark Rober gets a pass.", ">\n\nIf your only argument is based on microplastics, you need to find a better one lol", ">\n\nDidn't even have to read the post. Every mom everywhere agrees with you", ">\n\nWe have 4 kids and respectfully disagree", ">\n\n✨ I absolutely love glitter and if I could I would sprinkle it everywhere I went. I think this world would be a better place if there was more glitter in random places. ✨", ">\n\nlike your liver?\nmmm microplastics in liver", ">\n\nYes, I do. But I'll take my chances. Something has to be the cause of our death. Imagine if we were so scared of anything that may kill us, that we avoided doing anything. That's not living. If I die of glitter, I'll be okay with that.", ">\n\nI'm also ok with you dieing from glitter; myself, not so much.", ">\n\nBut I'm okay with you dieing from glitter.", ">\n\nHoly shit yes. \nFuck glitter. Shit should be flat out illegal!", ">\n\nI absolutely hate glitter on anything, crafting, makeup, clothes. The shit is ugly as f", ">\n\ni like glitter", ">", ">\n\nSomeone needs to invent biodegradable glitter ASAP", ">\n\nIt has existed for years now...", ">\n\nBut glitter tastes so good", ">\n\nYou mean with lipstick right? RIGHT??", ">\n\nMhmm sure! Yeah with lipstick, not...just plain glitter, totally!", ">\n\nGlitter is probably the worst thing to happen at the university I attended, because grad pics needed glitter and god forbid you clean up after your shoot.", ">\n\nPopular opinion!", ">\n\nnot only aesthetically lame but terrible for literally everyone and the environment", ">\n\nDoesnt even look good tbh", ">\n\nbiodegradable glitter is great! Balloons need to go if you are getting rid of glitter.", ">\n\nGot a bunch on me at Christmas from gift bags", ">\n\nBut how else would women figure out their husbands were at a strip club?", ">\n\nWho ever inventer and created glitter better die. Or is dead but yet glitter isnt yet. Fk", ">\n\nIt’s so pretty tho…", ">\n\nIs Glitter your mom's name?", ">\n\nI despite it as well", ">\n\nI was on some various drugs a couple weeks ago with my best bud. He randomly decided to blow a fistful of glitter directly into my face when I wasn’t paying attention. Needless to say I wasn’t amused. And two weeks later I’m still finding glitter around my room.", ">\n\nHow do you feel about edible or biodegradable glitter?", ">\n\nI did laundry today. I what was in the lint trap? Glitter", ">\n\nWhy do you people hate fun?", ">\n\nGlitter should dissolve in water and be good for plants/grass", ">\n\nIdgaf I love glitter", ">\n\nmmm I see an incredible amount of people bitch about glitter all the time. I think you have the popular opinion and I actually have the unpopular one for liking it lol.", ">\n\nOh I thought you were talking about the movie in which case I was going to say that’s not so unpopular.", ">\n\nGlitter: the herpes of arts & crafts", ">\n\nIt’s literally fancy dust, but it’s fun!", ">\n\nGlitter is the herpes of the craft world.", ">\n\nI spilled glitter in one of my tool bags 6 years ago and I am still finding bits. It's a disease that infects you and never get cured.", ">\n\nBiodegradable glitter?", ">\n\nyou know there is biodegradable glitter. it's made from seaweed.", ">\n\nPlastic glitter, yes. That's why we need more widely available biodegradable glitter, as in you should have to go hunting for an obscure store to find plastic glitter and it should be the more expensive option. You can have my edible glitter when you pry it from my cold, dead fingers!", ">\n\nComing from a dollar tree employee, you have spoken directly to my heart", ">\n\nLoose glitter, sure. Secured glitter is fine", ">\n\nI totally agree with you. But I don't think this is an unpopular opinion. No upvote for you.\nWe recently made some glitter slime at our house, however.", ">\n\nPeople could stop buying it all together but they would still make it.\nAppearantly there is some mystery company that buys like 80% of the world's glitter but Big Glitter won't tell us who because there is a confidentiality agreement and they want me to go insane because I will never know who is buying all the glitter and WHY!", ">\n\nIt’s Disney. (I have no idea but the glitter mess all over the Magic Kingdom is awful).", ">\n\nI have a coworker who makes a birthday board for our office every month and always uses glitter. There is now just permanently ingrained glitter on the desk, on the phone, on the floor, on everything. No amount of lysol or mopping or whatever else will get it. Infuriating.", ">\n\nGlitter is an ecological disaster.", ">\n\nWho cares? The minuscule amount of plastics left behind because of a bit of glitter is negligible", ">\n\nA friend of mine once said that glitter is the ‘herpes of arts and crafts’", ">\n\nPretty but agree", ">\n\nI just don't like glitter. Some glitter won't harm many people BUT GOD ITS SO ANNOYING! Never asked for you to stuff your gift with SHRAPNEL", ">\n\nBog standard super popular opinion. Are you a bot, or just living under a rock?", ">\n\nIf you can, you should definitely buy biodegradable glitter at sprinkles instead and then you don't have to worry obout microplastic", ">\n\nPlastic bags have been banned at most places for years where I live (Santa Cruz, CA). Only paper bags are available (with very few exceptions), and they cost 25 cents. \nBut I reused plastic bags all the time. Not so with paper bags, which often break during first use. I shoved plastic bags in my purse and didn’t have to remember to carry them in to the store like standard reusable bags. I’d get 5+ uses out of them. They also double as a handy bag you can stuff in your pocket when hiking, in case you come across any tasty mushrooms (a common occurrence for me!).\nBut glitter? I see that very rarely. Unless the ‘90s-style face glitter I used as a preteen has come back into fashion (which it may well have; I don’t know any teenagers).", ">\n\nWe gonna kill trees to make paper straws?" ]

[ "Glitter is the herpes of the crafting world", ">\n\nMy sister used to say this, she actually mailed our aunt a joke card filled with glitter designed to gently explode upon opening. When our aunt called our house, my sister just told her she gave her “glitter herpes” to remember her by. Six years latter, our aunt still finds little shiny specs on her couch and shag carpeting.", ">\n\nI'm so sorry to hear about your sister. I assume your aunt murdered her?", ">\n\nI'm sorry to hear Marcus's auntie still keeps shag carpeting. So much the worse for the glitter too.", ">\n\nYou got that wrong, Marcus's auntie keeps shagging carpets", ">\n\nMunch munch munch", ">\n\nDrove Uber, woman dropped a handful of glitter in the back seats, pissed I wouldn’t make a pit stop I guess. Didn’t notice, quick pick up of two nicely dressed women all in black on the way to a church service for their elderly mom. They noticed after sitting down in it. Still took the ride. I wanted to die seeing their black sparkly butts go up the church walk. Screw glitter and all who use it.", ">\n\nI'm not a huge fan of glitter, but biodegradable glitter does exist and is common. I think non-biodegradable glitter should stop being used though.", ">\n\nIt still gets EVERYWHERE", ">\n\nI don’t like sand", ">\n\nIt's coarse and rough and irritating", ">\n\nNot like here. Here everything is soft, and smooth.", ">\n\nRepeat after me kids:\nGLITTER IS LITTER", ">\n\nG-litter\nGlorious litter \nIt's pretty\nIt's still litter.", ">\n\n\"pretty to look at\" is as good as glitter gets", ">\n\nOf course. No one told you to eat it", ">\n\nA lot of times it contains heavy metals too", ">\n\nNo wonder those bands in the 80s used to use a lot of it", ">\n\nGlitter is the herpes of the rock world.", ">\n\nI think herpes was still the herpes of the rock world back then... poor Pam.", ">\n\nGlitter is not allowed in my house \nI allowed it once and still can find traces of it to this day....", ">\n\nI had a phone case with glitter. The thing busted months ago and I'm STILL finding traces of it", ">\n\nI will assault anyone who thinks it’s funny to give me a glitter bomb as a joke gift", ">\n\nGlitter bombs are only acceptable for cheating exes", ">\n\nAnd porch pirates", ">\n\nI saw a prank video about that on YouTube", ">\n\nYeah Mark Rober did it for 5 years, pretty epic prank", ">\n\nAs someone who just wore an all glitter dress I got for Christmas to an out of state function, I hate glitter. I burned the dress after I got home. Literally everywhere I went I left a trail of glitter and I felt like the biggest asshole on the planet. I went to go potty and the stall looked like someone murdered a glitter pixie. I don't think this is unpopular.", ">\n\nPotty? Grow up", ">\n\n/r/gatekeeping", ">\n\nPerhaps the most banal version of it.", ">\n\n\"Critics who treat 'adult' as a term of approval, instead of as a merely descriptive term, cannot be adult themselves. To be concerned about being grown up, to admire the grown up because it is grown up, to blush at the suspicion of being childish; these things are the marks of childhood and adolescence. And in childhood and adolescence they are, in moderation, healthy symptoms. Young things ought to want to grow. But to carry on into middle life or even into early manhood this concern about being adult is a mark of really arrested development. When I was ten, I read fairy tales in secret and would have been ashamed if I had been found doing so. Now that I am fifty I read them openly. When I became a man I put away childish things, including the fear of childishness and the desire to be very grown up.\" -- C.S. Lewis", ">\n\nAnd that's why I bought bio degradable glitter. I freaking love sparkles but the planet is important. There's also edible glitter that I plan on getting eventually.", ">\n\nIts fun. But you'll definitely spill some and find it everywhere for a few weeks. Not as bad as regular glitter tho. And your poop looks fancy for a day.\nBut: Biodegradable is a lie, usually. It's only biodegradable under VERY specific circumstances that are not met in a landfill or even most bio waste composting plants. Burning it works just fine :D", ">\n\nThis is popular as fuck", ">\n\nThe fact that glitter both exists and is used says otherwise.", ">\n\nI exist and am used, but I'm not popular.", ">\n\nBut are you biodegradable?", ">\n\nEverything except my bones.", ">\n\nGlitter is terrible. Now, sparkly stuff that doesn't bleed onto everything is okay and enjoyable. But glitter that leaks onto everything and never goes away is so bad", ">\n\nIm like a crow.. i need the shiny in my life", ">\n\nSAME", ">\n\nThe largest purchaser of glitter worldwide actively hides the fact that they are the largest purchaser of glitter worldwide", ">\n\nHow are you going to put me out there like that?", ">\n\nSorry De_Nilla the world has to know what you use all of it for", ">\n\nMy 6 year old could not disagree with this comment more strongly.", ">\n\nMy 4 year old too. \nShe dropped a tiny little tub of glitter on the floor (yay Christmas presents!) in the dining room and even after sweeping and hoovering the floor is SPARKLY!", ">\n\nyou could turn on a good old fashioned Kirby, leave it running in one spot for a century, pick it up and it will still sparkle under it", ">\n\nGlitter is a horrific abomination and if any type of plastic should be banned, it should be glitter.", ">\n\nI see your point. But it is oh so wonderful to send an enemy a glitter bomb.", ">\n\nPeople actually have enemies? And fantasize about vengeful antics?\nI really need to get out more", ">\n\nI would say this is the most popular opinion ever posted on this thread. NO ONE is coming out in support of glitter.", ">\n\ni support glitter 😂", ">\n\nDownvote this person into oblivion ☝️", ">\n\nThats a downvote for you! Glitter rules!", ">\n\nI hope you get it stuck in your hard to reach places!", ">\n\nAnd you have a life with no happy sparklies!", ">\n\nNGL, I don't even care about the whole micro plastics thing that much, I just hate the mess it leaves in general, seems the second a kid spills glitter in a house you're going to be finding little specs of glitter all around the place until the end of time. (or the building burns down, whatever is first) Even with effort to clean it up some always manages to remain. \nThink a good way of telling if a house was ever owned by a family with kids is just to have a good look at the gaps between floor boards, skirting and what not, any glitter and you know kids have likely been there.", ">\n\nI'm an artist who works with glitter and resin, and you're all absolutely correct. It's a plague, and I love it. Studio floors are gorgeous, but it gets places I haven't been, ever. It's in my boyfriends welding helmet, and that doesn't come home.", ">\n\nI have 3 daughters and especially when they were younger it seemed like there was glitter everywhere in our house. Well I get a call from my sister who was part angry part couldn't stop laughing. I had given her some leftover infant diapers we had, and she was at the doctors with her recently born son.\nDuring the check up she saw a strange look come over the Docs face, concerned she moved to see what was going on and was horrified to see her sons balls sparkling with glitter.\nGlitter is trash, and gets EVERYWHERE.", ">\n\nWe buy stupid vinyl records that are damage the first time you use them, instead of CDs. CD s are just music delivery system. People buy non stick pans, which are disposable, as opposed to a stainless steel pans which will out last your grandchildren. People buy expensive cell phones that you throw out when the battery is dead. I have five working computers, that they turned off the operating systems. They say people buy fast fashion. Hell, I can't but anything else. I can live with the glitter.", ">\n\nI had my MacBook for 10 years. Still worked perfectly. But I couldn’t update it anymore. Roughly 6 months later, none of the apps I was trying to run would work anymore. So I had to get a new one. I didn’t need a new one. It was annoying. I like my current MacBook but I’m annoyed that I even have to have it.", ">\n\nthis sub needs an update it's littered with popular opinions", ">\n\nThe things people will do for karma.\nAnd people admit knowing the rules and upvoting when they agree", ">\n\nBioglitter ftw", ">\n\nNo glitter, ftmfw", ">\n\nWhy do you hate fun", ">\n\nWhy do you choose to be the way you are?", ">\n\nGlitter is the middle of sequins\nEdit: get rid of both", ">\n\nI love glitter. They shine and shimmer", ">\n\ndid something concerning glitter happen to you recently lol? jusk askin", ">\n\nOP is probably another victim of the glitter boobytrap.", ">\n\ni’m a raver so reading these comments is just painful 😭😭😭😭", ">\n\nBuy the bio/eco-friendly glitter! I use it for music festivals and love it.", ">\n\ngood idea 😊😊😊", ">\n\nWhen I need to use glitter, I'm buying a biodegradable one. Problem solved", ">\n\nI think it's funny that every time I go to a music festival the people who say they love the planet the most are the first to throw glitter and chemical glow sticks like it's going out of style.", ">\n\nI go to music festivals and love face glitter, but I buy the bio/eco glitter that is made from algae. Not trying to be confrontational with you, just don't want you to think that everyone who loves to sparkle hates the environment.", ">\n\nI hate both", ">\n\nThis isn't an unpopular opinion....\nIDK if you've seen Good Mythical Morning, but they had glitter on the show ONCE and then instituted a serious, company-wide policy of banning glitter completely. Link still looks mad whenever the subject of glitter comes up.", ">\n\nPREACH", ">\n\nCheck your mailbox (there is a glitter bomb)", ">\n\nCards that play music are electronic waste", ">\n\nI agree. Easy downvote.", ">", ">\n\nlol is reddit supoosed to be an imageboard now? whats with the image replies", ">", ">\n\nThis is 10/10 not an upopular opinion. It’s is literally the herpes of the arts and crafts world. Nobody wants it, but of COURSE somebody has it, and they usually don’t tell you about it until it’s too late, and once you have it it’s impossible to get rid of.", ">\n\nThat's a great analogy. Even though I love glitter", ">\n\nI teach little children. I absolutely love glitter!", ">\n\nFantastic read for anyone interested. \nWhat Is Glitter? By Caity Weaver for The New York Times", ">\n\nBiodegradable glitter", ">\n\nbiggest sigh known to man", ">\n\nI don’t do much craft, but me and all the other performers I know are using biodegradable glitter products now.", ">\n\nDon’t get me started on edible glitter…", ">\n\nThis girl I'm talking to said \"give me your arm\" I was watching TV so I just obliged, she rubbed my whole arm with a brush that got loads of glitter on my skin. \"Now you sparkle like me\" was all I got when I asked why on earth I would want that.", ">\n\nGlitter is the STI of the arts and crafts world", ">\n\nOn what planet is this unpopular?", ">\n\nMercury, the surface temperature permanently fuses the glitter with everything it touches", ">\n\nI agree, but I use biodegradable glitter. I wish I could ditch it but I’m a rave girl, so that’s simply not an option…😏", ">\n\nSame goes for filling party balloons with helium. Literally taking a finite resource and filling a piece of trash with it.", ">\n\nI hope someone glitterbombs you", ">\n\nI hope someone glitter bombs me.", ">\n\nI like glitter. I'm man enough to say it", ">\n\nIs this Opposite Day in r/unpopularopinion? \nr/unpopularopinion glitter is the best, closely followed by sand.", ">\n\nIt is always opposite day here.\nAny actual unpopular opinions were banned a long time ago, try mentioning weight or race and chances are the mods will automatically ban it.", ">\n\nI despise glitter, it gets EVERYWHERE, and it sticks too. I just do my best to avoid it", ">\n\nI love the look of glitter. I love the biodegradable stuff but the price is insane and to buy craft is so cheap and easy. It's disappointing. I have a cup that's covered in glitter the best part is it sealed in and does shed everywhere.", ">\n\nI smell this opinion getting deleted from a mile away", ">\n\nCan we use glitter for scammers and people who steal packages?", ">\n\nI remember seeing videos of this man who made this box which used GPS and hidden cameras on all sides to catch porch pirates. When the person took the packaging off the box, an alarm sounded and it would throw up massive clouds of glitter.", ">\n\nYES! AND BALLOONS!! Enough with the balloon releases and glitter bombs!!", ">\n\nI would have to argue that balloons are worse than glitter. At least from an environmental, less-waste perspective.", ">\n\nBalloons are an eco nightmare and I wish we could ban them... But glitter sucks too.", ">\n\nGlitter is the herpes of the craft world. I would be happy to never see it again", ">\n\nThis post is just an I hate glitter circle jerk. We all hate glitter", ">\n\nMark Rober gets a pass.", ">\n\nIf your only argument is based on microplastics, you need to find a better one lol", ">\n\nDidn't even have to read the post. Every mom everywhere agrees with you", ">\n\nWe have 4 kids and respectfully disagree", ">\n\n✨ I absolutely love glitter and if I could I would sprinkle it everywhere I went. I think this world would be a better place if there was more glitter in random places. ✨", ">\n\nlike your liver?\nmmm microplastics in liver", ">\n\nYes, I do. But I'll take my chances. Something has to be the cause of our death. Imagine if we were so scared of anything that may kill us, that we avoided doing anything. That's not living. If I die of glitter, I'll be okay with that.", ">\n\nI'm also ok with you dieing from glitter; myself, not so much.", ">\n\nBut I'm okay with you dieing from glitter.", ">\n\nHoly shit yes. \nFuck glitter. Shit should be flat out illegal!", ">\n\nI absolutely hate glitter on anything, crafting, makeup, clothes. The shit is ugly as f", ">\n\ni like glitter", ">", ">\n\nSomeone needs to invent biodegradable glitter ASAP", ">\n\nIt has existed for years now...", ">\n\nBut glitter tastes so good", ">\n\nYou mean with lipstick right? RIGHT??", ">\n\nMhmm sure! Yeah with lipstick, not...just plain glitter, totally!", ">\n\nGlitter is probably the worst thing to happen at the university I attended, because grad pics needed glitter and god forbid you clean up after your shoot.", ">\n\nPopular opinion!", ">\n\nnot only aesthetically lame but terrible for literally everyone and the environment", ">\n\nDoesnt even look good tbh", ">\n\nbiodegradable glitter is great! Balloons need to go if you are getting rid of glitter.", ">\n\nGot a bunch on me at Christmas from gift bags", ">\n\nBut how else would women figure out their husbands were at a strip club?", ">\n\nWho ever inventer and created glitter better die. Or is dead but yet glitter isnt yet. Fk", ">\n\nIt’s so pretty tho…", ">\n\nIs Glitter your mom's name?", ">\n\nI despite it as well", ">\n\nI was on some various drugs a couple weeks ago with my best bud. He randomly decided to blow a fistful of glitter directly into my face when I wasn’t paying attention. Needless to say I wasn’t amused. And two weeks later I’m still finding glitter around my room.", ">\n\nHow do you feel about edible or biodegradable glitter?", ">\n\nI did laundry today. I what was in the lint trap? Glitter", ">\n\nWhy do you people hate fun?", ">\n\nGlitter should dissolve in water and be good for plants/grass", ">\n\nIdgaf I love glitter", ">\n\nmmm I see an incredible amount of people bitch about glitter all the time. I think you have the popular opinion and I actually have the unpopular one for liking it lol.", ">\n\nOh I thought you were talking about the movie in which case I was going to say that’s not so unpopular.", ">\n\nGlitter: the herpes of arts & crafts", ">\n\nIt’s literally fancy dust, but it’s fun!", ">\n\nGlitter is the herpes of the craft world.", ">\n\nI spilled glitter in one of my tool bags 6 years ago and I am still finding bits. It's a disease that infects you and never get cured.", ">\n\nBiodegradable glitter?", ">\n\nyou know there is biodegradable glitter. it's made from seaweed.", ">\n\nPlastic glitter, yes. That's why we need more widely available biodegradable glitter, as in you should have to go hunting for an obscure store to find plastic glitter and it should be the more expensive option. You can have my edible glitter when you pry it from my cold, dead fingers!", ">\n\nComing from a dollar tree employee, you have spoken directly to my heart", ">\n\nLoose glitter, sure. Secured glitter is fine", ">\n\nI totally agree with you. But I don't think this is an unpopular opinion. No upvote for you.\nWe recently made some glitter slime at our house, however.", ">\n\nPeople could stop buying it all together but they would still make it.\nAppearantly there is some mystery company that buys like 80% of the world's glitter but Big Glitter won't tell us who because there is a confidentiality agreement and they want me to go insane because I will never know who is buying all the glitter and WHY!", ">\n\nIt’s Disney. (I have no idea but the glitter mess all over the Magic Kingdom is awful).", ">\n\nI have a coworker who makes a birthday board for our office every month and always uses glitter. There is now just permanently ingrained glitter on the desk, on the phone, on the floor, on everything. No amount of lysol or mopping or whatever else will get it. Infuriating.", ">\n\nGlitter is an ecological disaster.", ">\n\nWho cares? The minuscule amount of plastics left behind because of a bit of glitter is negligible", ">\n\nA friend of mine once said that glitter is the ‘herpes of arts and crafts’", ">\n\nPretty but agree", ">\n\nI just don't like glitter. Some glitter won't harm many people BUT GOD ITS SO ANNOYING! Never asked for you to stuff your gift with SHRAPNEL", ">\n\nBog standard super popular opinion. Are you a bot, or just living under a rock?", ">\n\nIf you can, you should definitely buy biodegradable glitter at sprinkles instead and then you don't have to worry obout microplastic", ">\n\nPlastic bags have been banned at most places for years where I live (Santa Cruz, CA). Only paper bags are available (with very few exceptions), and they cost 25 cents. \nBut I reused plastic bags all the time. Not so with paper bags, which often break during first use. I shoved plastic bags in my purse and didn’t have to remember to carry them in to the store like standard reusable bags. I’d get 5+ uses out of them. They also double as a handy bag you can stuff in your pocket when hiking, in case you come across any tasty mushrooms (a common occurrence for me!).\nBut glitter? I see that very rarely. Unless the ‘90s-style face glitter I used as a preteen has come back into fashion (which it may well have; I don’t know any teenagers).", ">\n\nWe gonna kill trees to make paper straws?", ">\n\nClap, clap, clap, white elephant party's everywhere. Til next year for revenge purposes." ]

[ "Glitter is the herpes of the crafting world", ">\n\nMy sister used to say this, she actually mailed our aunt a joke card filled with glitter designed to gently explode upon opening. When our aunt called our house, my sister just told her she gave her “glitter herpes” to remember her by. Six years latter, our aunt still finds little shiny specs on her couch and shag carpeting.", ">\n\nI'm so sorry to hear about your sister. I assume your aunt murdered her?", ">\n\nI'm sorry to hear Marcus's auntie still keeps shag carpeting. So much the worse for the glitter too.", ">\n\nYou got that wrong, Marcus's auntie keeps shagging carpets", ">\n\nMunch munch munch", ">\n\nDrove Uber, woman dropped a handful of glitter in the back seats, pissed I wouldn’t make a pit stop I guess. Didn’t notice, quick pick up of two nicely dressed women all in black on the way to a church service for their elderly mom. They noticed after sitting down in it. Still took the ride. I wanted to die seeing their black sparkly butts go up the church walk. Screw glitter and all who use it.", ">\n\nI'm not a huge fan of glitter, but biodegradable glitter does exist and is common. I think non-biodegradable glitter should stop being used though.", ">\n\nIt still gets EVERYWHERE", ">\n\nI don’t like sand", ">\n\nIt's coarse and rough and irritating", ">\n\nNot like here. Here everything is soft, and smooth.", ">\n\nRepeat after me kids:\nGLITTER IS LITTER", ">\n\nG-litter\nGlorious litter \nIt's pretty\nIt's still litter.", ">\n\n\"pretty to look at\" is as good as glitter gets", ">\n\nOf course. No one told you to eat it", ">\n\nA lot of times it contains heavy metals too", ">\n\nNo wonder those bands in the 80s used to use a lot of it", ">\n\nGlitter is the herpes of the rock world.", ">\n\nI think herpes was still the herpes of the rock world back then... poor Pam.", ">\n\nGlitter is not allowed in my house \nI allowed it once and still can find traces of it to this day....", ">\n\nI had a phone case with glitter. The thing busted months ago and I'm STILL finding traces of it", ">\n\nI will assault anyone who thinks it’s funny to give me a glitter bomb as a joke gift", ">\n\nGlitter bombs are only acceptable for cheating exes", ">\n\nAnd porch pirates", ">\n\nI saw a prank video about that on YouTube", ">\n\nYeah Mark Rober did it for 5 years, pretty epic prank", ">\n\nAs someone who just wore an all glitter dress I got for Christmas to an out of state function, I hate glitter. I burned the dress after I got home. Literally everywhere I went I left a trail of glitter and I felt like the biggest asshole on the planet. I went to go potty and the stall looked like someone murdered a glitter pixie. I don't think this is unpopular.", ">\n\nPotty? Grow up", ">\n\n/r/gatekeeping", ">\n\nPerhaps the most banal version of it.", ">\n\n\"Critics who treat 'adult' as a term of approval, instead of as a merely descriptive term, cannot be adult themselves. To be concerned about being grown up, to admire the grown up because it is grown up, to blush at the suspicion of being childish; these things are the marks of childhood and adolescence. And in childhood and adolescence they are, in moderation, healthy symptoms. Young things ought to want to grow. But to carry on into middle life or even into early manhood this concern about being adult is a mark of really arrested development. When I was ten, I read fairy tales in secret and would have been ashamed if I had been found doing so. Now that I am fifty I read them openly. When I became a man I put away childish things, including the fear of childishness and the desire to be very grown up.\" -- C.S. Lewis", ">\n\nAnd that's why I bought bio degradable glitter. I freaking love sparkles but the planet is important. There's also edible glitter that I plan on getting eventually.", ">\n\nIts fun. But you'll definitely spill some and find it everywhere for a few weeks. Not as bad as regular glitter tho. And your poop looks fancy for a day.\nBut: Biodegradable is a lie, usually. It's only biodegradable under VERY specific circumstances that are not met in a landfill or even most bio waste composting plants. Burning it works just fine :D", ">\n\nThis is popular as fuck", ">\n\nThe fact that glitter both exists and is used says otherwise.", ">\n\nI exist and am used, but I'm not popular.", ">\n\nBut are you biodegradable?", ">\n\nEverything except my bones.", ">\n\nGlitter is terrible. Now, sparkly stuff that doesn't bleed onto everything is okay and enjoyable. But glitter that leaks onto everything and never goes away is so bad", ">\n\nIm like a crow.. i need the shiny in my life", ">\n\nSAME", ">\n\nThe largest purchaser of glitter worldwide actively hides the fact that they are the largest purchaser of glitter worldwide", ">\n\nHow are you going to put me out there like that?", ">\n\nSorry De_Nilla the world has to know what you use all of it for", ">\n\nMy 6 year old could not disagree with this comment more strongly.", ">\n\nMy 4 year old too. \nShe dropped a tiny little tub of glitter on the floor (yay Christmas presents!) in the dining room and even after sweeping and hoovering the floor is SPARKLY!", ">\n\nyou could turn on a good old fashioned Kirby, leave it running in one spot for a century, pick it up and it will still sparkle under it", ">\n\nGlitter is a horrific abomination and if any type of plastic should be banned, it should be glitter.", ">\n\nI see your point. But it is oh so wonderful to send an enemy a glitter bomb.", ">\n\nPeople actually have enemies? And fantasize about vengeful antics?\nI really need to get out more", ">\n\nI would say this is the most popular opinion ever posted on this thread. NO ONE is coming out in support of glitter.", ">\n\ni support glitter 😂", ">\n\nDownvote this person into oblivion ☝️", ">\n\nThats a downvote for you! Glitter rules!", ">\n\nI hope you get it stuck in your hard to reach places!", ">\n\nAnd you have a life with no happy sparklies!", ">\n\nNGL, I don't even care about the whole micro plastics thing that much, I just hate the mess it leaves in general, seems the second a kid spills glitter in a house you're going to be finding little specs of glitter all around the place until the end of time. (or the building burns down, whatever is first) Even with effort to clean it up some always manages to remain. \nThink a good way of telling if a house was ever owned by a family with kids is just to have a good look at the gaps between floor boards, skirting and what not, any glitter and you know kids have likely been there.", ">\n\nI'm an artist who works with glitter and resin, and you're all absolutely correct. It's a plague, and I love it. Studio floors are gorgeous, but it gets places I haven't been, ever. It's in my boyfriends welding helmet, and that doesn't come home.", ">\n\nI have 3 daughters and especially when they were younger it seemed like there was glitter everywhere in our house. Well I get a call from my sister who was part angry part couldn't stop laughing. I had given her some leftover infant diapers we had, and she was at the doctors with her recently born son.\nDuring the check up she saw a strange look come over the Docs face, concerned she moved to see what was going on and was horrified to see her sons balls sparkling with glitter.\nGlitter is trash, and gets EVERYWHERE.", ">\n\nWe buy stupid vinyl records that are damage the first time you use them, instead of CDs. CD s are just music delivery system. People buy non stick pans, which are disposable, as opposed to a stainless steel pans which will out last your grandchildren. People buy expensive cell phones that you throw out when the battery is dead. I have five working computers, that they turned off the operating systems. They say people buy fast fashion. Hell, I can't but anything else. I can live with the glitter.", ">\n\nI had my MacBook for 10 years. Still worked perfectly. But I couldn’t update it anymore. Roughly 6 months later, none of the apps I was trying to run would work anymore. So I had to get a new one. I didn’t need a new one. It was annoying. I like my current MacBook but I’m annoyed that I even have to have it.", ">\n\nthis sub needs an update it's littered with popular opinions", ">\n\nThe things people will do for karma.\nAnd people admit knowing the rules and upvoting when they agree", ">\n\nBioglitter ftw", ">\n\nNo glitter, ftmfw", ">\n\nWhy do you hate fun", ">\n\nWhy do you choose to be the way you are?", ">\n\nGlitter is the middle of sequins\nEdit: get rid of both", ">\n\nI love glitter. They shine and shimmer", ">\n\ndid something concerning glitter happen to you recently lol? jusk askin", ">\n\nOP is probably another victim of the glitter boobytrap.", ">\n\ni’m a raver so reading these comments is just painful 😭😭😭😭", ">\n\nBuy the bio/eco-friendly glitter! I use it for music festivals and love it.", ">\n\ngood idea 😊😊😊", ">\n\nWhen I need to use glitter, I'm buying a biodegradable one. Problem solved", ">\n\nI think it's funny that every time I go to a music festival the people who say they love the planet the most are the first to throw glitter and chemical glow sticks like it's going out of style.", ">\n\nI go to music festivals and love face glitter, but I buy the bio/eco glitter that is made from algae. Not trying to be confrontational with you, just don't want you to think that everyone who loves to sparkle hates the environment.", ">\n\nI hate both", ">\n\nThis isn't an unpopular opinion....\nIDK if you've seen Good Mythical Morning, but they had glitter on the show ONCE and then instituted a serious, company-wide policy of banning glitter completely. Link still looks mad whenever the subject of glitter comes up.", ">\n\nPREACH", ">\n\nCheck your mailbox (there is a glitter bomb)", ">\n\nCards that play music are electronic waste", ">\n\nI agree. Easy downvote.", ">", ">\n\nlol is reddit supoosed to be an imageboard now? whats with the image replies", ">", ">\n\nThis is 10/10 not an upopular opinion. It’s is literally the herpes of the arts and crafts world. Nobody wants it, but of COURSE somebody has it, and they usually don’t tell you about it until it’s too late, and once you have it it’s impossible to get rid of.", ">\n\nThat's a great analogy. Even though I love glitter", ">\n\nI teach little children. I absolutely love glitter!", ">\n\nFantastic read for anyone interested. \nWhat Is Glitter? By Caity Weaver for The New York Times", ">\n\nBiodegradable glitter", ">\n\nbiggest sigh known to man", ">\n\nI don’t do much craft, but me and all the other performers I know are using biodegradable glitter products now.", ">\n\nDon’t get me started on edible glitter…", ">\n\nThis girl I'm talking to said \"give me your arm\" I was watching TV so I just obliged, she rubbed my whole arm with a brush that got loads of glitter on my skin. \"Now you sparkle like me\" was all I got when I asked why on earth I would want that.", ">\n\nGlitter is the STI of the arts and crafts world", ">\n\nOn what planet is this unpopular?", ">\n\nMercury, the surface temperature permanently fuses the glitter with everything it touches", ">\n\nI agree, but I use biodegradable glitter. I wish I could ditch it but I’m a rave girl, so that’s simply not an option…😏", ">\n\nSame goes for filling party balloons with helium. Literally taking a finite resource and filling a piece of trash with it.", ">\n\nI hope someone glitterbombs you", ">\n\nI hope someone glitter bombs me.", ">\n\nI like glitter. I'm man enough to say it", ">\n\nIs this Opposite Day in r/unpopularopinion? \nr/unpopularopinion glitter is the best, closely followed by sand.", ">\n\nIt is always opposite day here.\nAny actual unpopular opinions were banned a long time ago, try mentioning weight or race and chances are the mods will automatically ban it.", ">\n\nI despise glitter, it gets EVERYWHERE, and it sticks too. I just do my best to avoid it", ">\n\nI love the look of glitter. I love the biodegradable stuff but the price is insane and to buy craft is so cheap and easy. It's disappointing. I have a cup that's covered in glitter the best part is it sealed in and does shed everywhere.", ">\n\nI smell this opinion getting deleted from a mile away", ">\n\nCan we use glitter for scammers and people who steal packages?", ">\n\nI remember seeing videos of this man who made this box which used GPS and hidden cameras on all sides to catch porch pirates. When the person took the packaging off the box, an alarm sounded and it would throw up massive clouds of glitter.", ">\n\nYES! AND BALLOONS!! Enough with the balloon releases and glitter bombs!!", ">\n\nI would have to argue that balloons are worse than glitter. At least from an environmental, less-waste perspective.", ">\n\nBalloons are an eco nightmare and I wish we could ban them... But glitter sucks too.", ">\n\nGlitter is the herpes of the craft world. I would be happy to never see it again", ">\n\nThis post is just an I hate glitter circle jerk. We all hate glitter", ">\n\nMark Rober gets a pass.", ">\n\nIf your only argument is based on microplastics, you need to find a better one lol", ">\n\nDidn't even have to read the post. Every mom everywhere agrees with you", ">\n\nWe have 4 kids and respectfully disagree", ">\n\n✨ I absolutely love glitter and if I could I would sprinkle it everywhere I went. I think this world would be a better place if there was more glitter in random places. ✨", ">\n\nlike your liver?\nmmm microplastics in liver", ">\n\nYes, I do. But I'll take my chances. Something has to be the cause of our death. Imagine if we were so scared of anything that may kill us, that we avoided doing anything. That's not living. If I die of glitter, I'll be okay with that.", ">\n\nI'm also ok with you dieing from glitter; myself, not so much.", ">\n\nBut I'm okay with you dieing from glitter.", ">\n\nHoly shit yes. \nFuck glitter. Shit should be flat out illegal!", ">\n\nI absolutely hate glitter on anything, crafting, makeup, clothes. The shit is ugly as f", ">\n\ni like glitter", ">", ">\n\nSomeone needs to invent biodegradable glitter ASAP", ">\n\nIt has existed for years now...", ">\n\nBut glitter tastes so good", ">\n\nYou mean with lipstick right? RIGHT??", ">\n\nMhmm sure! Yeah with lipstick, not...just plain glitter, totally!", ">\n\nGlitter is probably the worst thing to happen at the university I attended, because grad pics needed glitter and god forbid you clean up after your shoot.", ">\n\nPopular opinion!", ">\n\nnot only aesthetically lame but terrible for literally everyone and the environment", ">\n\nDoesnt even look good tbh", ">\n\nbiodegradable glitter is great! Balloons need to go if you are getting rid of glitter.", ">\n\nGot a bunch on me at Christmas from gift bags", ">\n\nBut how else would women figure out their husbands were at a strip club?", ">\n\nWho ever inventer and created glitter better die. Or is dead but yet glitter isnt yet. Fk", ">\n\nIt’s so pretty tho…", ">\n\nIs Glitter your mom's name?", ">\n\nI despite it as well", ">\n\nI was on some various drugs a couple weeks ago with my best bud. He randomly decided to blow a fistful of glitter directly into my face when I wasn’t paying attention. Needless to say I wasn’t amused. And two weeks later I’m still finding glitter around my room.", ">\n\nHow do you feel about edible or biodegradable glitter?", ">\n\nI did laundry today. I what was in the lint trap? Glitter", ">\n\nWhy do you people hate fun?", ">\n\nGlitter should dissolve in water and be good for plants/grass", ">\n\nIdgaf I love glitter", ">\n\nmmm I see an incredible amount of people bitch about glitter all the time. I think you have the popular opinion and I actually have the unpopular one for liking it lol.", ">\n\nOh I thought you were talking about the movie in which case I was going to say that’s not so unpopular.", ">\n\nGlitter: the herpes of arts & crafts", ">\n\nIt’s literally fancy dust, but it’s fun!", ">\n\nGlitter is the herpes of the craft world.", ">\n\nI spilled glitter in one of my tool bags 6 years ago and I am still finding bits. It's a disease that infects you and never get cured.", ">\n\nBiodegradable glitter?", ">\n\nyou know there is biodegradable glitter. it's made from seaweed.", ">\n\nPlastic glitter, yes. That's why we need more widely available biodegradable glitter, as in you should have to go hunting for an obscure store to find plastic glitter and it should be the more expensive option. You can have my edible glitter when you pry it from my cold, dead fingers!", ">\n\nComing from a dollar tree employee, you have spoken directly to my heart", ">\n\nLoose glitter, sure. Secured glitter is fine", ">\n\nI totally agree with you. But I don't think this is an unpopular opinion. No upvote for you.\nWe recently made some glitter slime at our house, however.", ">\n\nPeople could stop buying it all together but they would still make it.\nAppearantly there is some mystery company that buys like 80% of the world's glitter but Big Glitter won't tell us who because there is a confidentiality agreement and they want me to go insane because I will never know who is buying all the glitter and WHY!", ">\n\nIt’s Disney. (I have no idea but the glitter mess all over the Magic Kingdom is awful).", ">\n\nI have a coworker who makes a birthday board for our office every month and always uses glitter. There is now just permanently ingrained glitter on the desk, on the phone, on the floor, on everything. No amount of lysol or mopping or whatever else will get it. Infuriating.", ">\n\nGlitter is an ecological disaster.", ">\n\nWho cares? The minuscule amount of plastics left behind because of a bit of glitter is negligible", ">\n\nA friend of mine once said that glitter is the ‘herpes of arts and crafts’", ">\n\nPretty but agree", ">\n\nI just don't like glitter. Some glitter won't harm many people BUT GOD ITS SO ANNOYING! Never asked for you to stuff your gift with SHRAPNEL", ">\n\nBog standard super popular opinion. Are you a bot, or just living under a rock?", ">\n\nIf you can, you should definitely buy biodegradable glitter at sprinkles instead and then you don't have to worry obout microplastic", ">\n\nPlastic bags have been banned at most places for years where I live (Santa Cruz, CA). Only paper bags are available (with very few exceptions), and they cost 25 cents. \nBut I reused plastic bags all the time. Not so with paper bags, which often break during first use. I shoved plastic bags in my purse and didn’t have to remember to carry them in to the store like standard reusable bags. I’d get 5+ uses out of them. They also double as a handy bag you can stuff in your pocket when hiking, in case you come across any tasty mushrooms (a common occurrence for me!).\nBut glitter? I see that very rarely. Unless the ‘90s-style face glitter I used as a preteen has come back into fashion (which it may well have; I don’t know any teenagers).", ">\n\nWe gonna kill trees to make paper straws?", ">\n\nClap, clap, clap, white elephant party's everywhere. Til next year for revenge purposes.", ">\n\nHad a Christmas party at work I was still sweeping it up months later it got everywhere. After that the boss had a no glitter policy after that." ]

[ "Glitter is the herpes of the crafting world", ">\n\nMy sister used to say this, she actually mailed our aunt a joke card filled with glitter designed to gently explode upon opening. When our aunt called our house, my sister just told her she gave her “glitter herpes” to remember her by. Six years latter, our aunt still finds little shiny specs on her couch and shag carpeting.", ">\n\nI'm so sorry to hear about your sister. I assume your aunt murdered her?", ">\n\nI'm sorry to hear Marcus's auntie still keeps shag carpeting. So much the worse for the glitter too.", ">\n\nYou got that wrong, Marcus's auntie keeps shagging carpets", ">\n\nMunch munch munch", ">\n\nDrove Uber, woman dropped a handful of glitter in the back seats, pissed I wouldn’t make a pit stop I guess. Didn’t notice, quick pick up of two nicely dressed women all in black on the way to a church service for their elderly mom. They noticed after sitting down in it. Still took the ride. I wanted to die seeing their black sparkly butts go up the church walk. Screw glitter and all who use it.", ">\n\nI'm not a huge fan of glitter, but biodegradable glitter does exist and is common. I think non-biodegradable glitter should stop being used though.", ">\n\nIt still gets EVERYWHERE", ">\n\nI don’t like sand", ">\n\nIt's coarse and rough and irritating", ">\n\nNot like here. Here everything is soft, and smooth.", ">\n\nRepeat after me kids:\nGLITTER IS LITTER", ">\n\nG-litter\nGlorious litter \nIt's pretty\nIt's still litter.", ">\n\n\"pretty to look at\" is as good as glitter gets", ">\n\nOf course. No one told you to eat it", ">\n\nA lot of times it contains heavy metals too", ">\n\nNo wonder those bands in the 80s used to use a lot of it", ">\n\nGlitter is the herpes of the rock world.", ">\n\nI think herpes was still the herpes of the rock world back then... poor Pam.", ">\n\nGlitter is not allowed in my house \nI allowed it once and still can find traces of it to this day....", ">\n\nI had a phone case with glitter. The thing busted months ago and I'm STILL finding traces of it", ">\n\nI will assault anyone who thinks it’s funny to give me a glitter bomb as a joke gift", ">\n\nGlitter bombs are only acceptable for cheating exes", ">\n\nAnd porch pirates", ">\n\nI saw a prank video about that on YouTube", ">\n\nYeah Mark Rober did it for 5 years, pretty epic prank", ">\n\nAs someone who just wore an all glitter dress I got for Christmas to an out of state function, I hate glitter. I burned the dress after I got home. Literally everywhere I went I left a trail of glitter and I felt like the biggest asshole on the planet. I went to go potty and the stall looked like someone murdered a glitter pixie. I don't think this is unpopular.", ">\n\nPotty? Grow up", ">\n\n/r/gatekeeping", ">\n\nPerhaps the most banal version of it.", ">\n\n\"Critics who treat 'adult' as a term of approval, instead of as a merely descriptive term, cannot be adult themselves. To be concerned about being grown up, to admire the grown up because it is grown up, to blush at the suspicion of being childish; these things are the marks of childhood and adolescence. And in childhood and adolescence they are, in moderation, healthy symptoms. Young things ought to want to grow. But to carry on into middle life or even into early manhood this concern about being adult is a mark of really arrested development. When I was ten, I read fairy tales in secret and would have been ashamed if I had been found doing so. Now that I am fifty I read them openly. When I became a man I put away childish things, including the fear of childishness and the desire to be very grown up.\" -- C.S. Lewis", ">\n\nAnd that's why I bought bio degradable glitter. I freaking love sparkles but the planet is important. There's also edible glitter that I plan on getting eventually.", ">\n\nIts fun. But you'll definitely spill some and find it everywhere for a few weeks. Not as bad as regular glitter tho. And your poop looks fancy for a day.\nBut: Biodegradable is a lie, usually. It's only biodegradable under VERY specific circumstances that are not met in a landfill or even most bio waste composting plants. Burning it works just fine :D", ">\n\nThis is popular as fuck", ">\n\nThe fact that glitter both exists and is used says otherwise.", ">\n\nI exist and am used, but I'm not popular.", ">\n\nBut are you biodegradable?", ">\n\nEverything except my bones.", ">\n\nGlitter is terrible. Now, sparkly stuff that doesn't bleed onto everything is okay and enjoyable. But glitter that leaks onto everything and never goes away is so bad", ">\n\nIm like a crow.. i need the shiny in my life", ">\n\nSAME", ">\n\nThe largest purchaser of glitter worldwide actively hides the fact that they are the largest purchaser of glitter worldwide", ">\n\nHow are you going to put me out there like that?", ">\n\nSorry De_Nilla the world has to know what you use all of it for", ">\n\nMy 6 year old could not disagree with this comment more strongly.", ">\n\nMy 4 year old too. \nShe dropped a tiny little tub of glitter on the floor (yay Christmas presents!) in the dining room and even after sweeping and hoovering the floor is SPARKLY!", ">\n\nyou could turn on a good old fashioned Kirby, leave it running in one spot for a century, pick it up and it will still sparkle under it", ">\n\nGlitter is a horrific abomination and if any type of plastic should be banned, it should be glitter.", ">\n\nI see your point. But it is oh so wonderful to send an enemy a glitter bomb.", ">\n\nPeople actually have enemies? And fantasize about vengeful antics?\nI really need to get out more", ">\n\nI would say this is the most popular opinion ever posted on this thread. NO ONE is coming out in support of glitter.", ">\n\ni support glitter 😂", ">\n\nDownvote this person into oblivion ☝️", ">\n\nThats a downvote for you! Glitter rules!", ">\n\nI hope you get it stuck in your hard to reach places!", ">\n\nAnd you have a life with no happy sparklies!", ">\n\nNGL, I don't even care about the whole micro plastics thing that much, I just hate the mess it leaves in general, seems the second a kid spills glitter in a house you're going to be finding little specs of glitter all around the place until the end of time. (or the building burns down, whatever is first) Even with effort to clean it up some always manages to remain. \nThink a good way of telling if a house was ever owned by a family with kids is just to have a good look at the gaps between floor boards, skirting and what not, any glitter and you know kids have likely been there.", ">\n\nI'm an artist who works with glitter and resin, and you're all absolutely correct. It's a plague, and I love it. Studio floors are gorgeous, but it gets places I haven't been, ever. It's in my boyfriends welding helmet, and that doesn't come home.", ">\n\nI have 3 daughters and especially when they were younger it seemed like there was glitter everywhere in our house. Well I get a call from my sister who was part angry part couldn't stop laughing. I had given her some leftover infant diapers we had, and she was at the doctors with her recently born son.\nDuring the check up she saw a strange look come over the Docs face, concerned she moved to see what was going on and was horrified to see her sons balls sparkling with glitter.\nGlitter is trash, and gets EVERYWHERE.", ">\n\nWe buy stupid vinyl records that are damage the first time you use them, instead of CDs. CD s are just music delivery system. People buy non stick pans, which are disposable, as opposed to a stainless steel pans which will out last your grandchildren. People buy expensive cell phones that you throw out when the battery is dead. I have five working computers, that they turned off the operating systems. They say people buy fast fashion. Hell, I can't but anything else. I can live with the glitter.", ">\n\nI had my MacBook for 10 years. Still worked perfectly. But I couldn’t update it anymore. Roughly 6 months later, none of the apps I was trying to run would work anymore. So I had to get a new one. I didn’t need a new one. It was annoying. I like my current MacBook but I’m annoyed that I even have to have it.", ">\n\nthis sub needs an update it's littered with popular opinions", ">\n\nThe things people will do for karma.\nAnd people admit knowing the rules and upvoting when they agree", ">\n\nBioglitter ftw", ">\n\nNo glitter, ftmfw", ">\n\nWhy do you hate fun", ">\n\nWhy do you choose to be the way you are?", ">\n\nGlitter is the middle of sequins\nEdit: get rid of both", ">\n\nI love glitter. They shine and shimmer", ">\n\ndid something concerning glitter happen to you recently lol? jusk askin", ">\n\nOP is probably another victim of the glitter boobytrap.", ">\n\ni’m a raver so reading these comments is just painful 😭😭😭😭", ">\n\nBuy the bio/eco-friendly glitter! I use it for music festivals and love it.", ">\n\ngood idea 😊😊😊", ">\n\nWhen I need to use glitter, I'm buying a biodegradable one. Problem solved", ">\n\nI think it's funny that every time I go to a music festival the people who say they love the planet the most are the first to throw glitter and chemical glow sticks like it's going out of style.", ">\n\nI go to music festivals and love face glitter, but I buy the bio/eco glitter that is made from algae. Not trying to be confrontational with you, just don't want you to think that everyone who loves to sparkle hates the environment.", ">\n\nI hate both", ">\n\nThis isn't an unpopular opinion....\nIDK if you've seen Good Mythical Morning, but they had glitter on the show ONCE and then instituted a serious, company-wide policy of banning glitter completely. Link still looks mad whenever the subject of glitter comes up.", ">\n\nPREACH", ">\n\nCheck your mailbox (there is a glitter bomb)", ">\n\nCards that play music are electronic waste", ">\n\nI agree. Easy downvote.", ">", ">\n\nlol is reddit supoosed to be an imageboard now? whats with the image replies", ">", ">\n\nThis is 10/10 not an upopular opinion. It’s is literally the herpes of the arts and crafts world. Nobody wants it, but of COURSE somebody has it, and they usually don’t tell you about it until it’s too late, and once you have it it’s impossible to get rid of.", ">\n\nThat's a great analogy. Even though I love glitter", ">\n\nI teach little children. I absolutely love glitter!", ">\n\nFantastic read for anyone interested. \nWhat Is Glitter? By Caity Weaver for The New York Times", ">\n\nBiodegradable glitter", ">\n\nbiggest sigh known to man", ">\n\nI don’t do much craft, but me and all the other performers I know are using biodegradable glitter products now.", ">\n\nDon’t get me started on edible glitter…", ">\n\nThis girl I'm talking to said \"give me your arm\" I was watching TV so I just obliged, she rubbed my whole arm with a brush that got loads of glitter on my skin. \"Now you sparkle like me\" was all I got when I asked why on earth I would want that.", ">\n\nGlitter is the STI of the arts and crafts world", ">\n\nOn what planet is this unpopular?", ">\n\nMercury, the surface temperature permanently fuses the glitter with everything it touches", ">\n\nI agree, but I use biodegradable glitter. I wish I could ditch it but I’m a rave girl, so that’s simply not an option…😏", ">\n\nSame goes for filling party balloons with helium. Literally taking a finite resource and filling a piece of trash with it.", ">\n\nI hope someone glitterbombs you", ">\n\nI hope someone glitter bombs me.", ">\n\nI like glitter. I'm man enough to say it", ">\n\nIs this Opposite Day in r/unpopularopinion? \nr/unpopularopinion glitter is the best, closely followed by sand.", ">\n\nIt is always opposite day here.\nAny actual unpopular opinions were banned a long time ago, try mentioning weight or race and chances are the mods will automatically ban it.", ">\n\nI despise glitter, it gets EVERYWHERE, and it sticks too. I just do my best to avoid it", ">\n\nI love the look of glitter. I love the biodegradable stuff but the price is insane and to buy craft is so cheap and easy. It's disappointing. I have a cup that's covered in glitter the best part is it sealed in and does shed everywhere.", ">\n\nI smell this opinion getting deleted from a mile away", ">\n\nCan we use glitter for scammers and people who steal packages?", ">\n\nI remember seeing videos of this man who made this box which used GPS and hidden cameras on all sides to catch porch pirates. When the person took the packaging off the box, an alarm sounded and it would throw up massive clouds of glitter.", ">\n\nYES! AND BALLOONS!! Enough with the balloon releases and glitter bombs!!", ">\n\nI would have to argue that balloons are worse than glitter. At least from an environmental, less-waste perspective.", ">\n\nBalloons are an eco nightmare and I wish we could ban them... But glitter sucks too.", ">\n\nGlitter is the herpes of the craft world. I would be happy to never see it again", ">\n\nThis post is just an I hate glitter circle jerk. We all hate glitter", ">\n\nMark Rober gets a pass.", ">\n\nIf your only argument is based on microplastics, you need to find a better one lol", ">\n\nDidn't even have to read the post. Every mom everywhere agrees with you", ">\n\nWe have 4 kids and respectfully disagree", ">\n\n✨ I absolutely love glitter and if I could I would sprinkle it everywhere I went. I think this world would be a better place if there was more glitter in random places. ✨", ">\n\nlike your liver?\nmmm microplastics in liver", ">\n\nYes, I do. But I'll take my chances. Something has to be the cause of our death. Imagine if we were so scared of anything that may kill us, that we avoided doing anything. That's not living. If I die of glitter, I'll be okay with that.", ">\n\nI'm also ok with you dieing from glitter; myself, not so much.", ">\n\nBut I'm okay with you dieing from glitter.", ">\n\nHoly shit yes. \nFuck glitter. Shit should be flat out illegal!", ">\n\nI absolutely hate glitter on anything, crafting, makeup, clothes. The shit is ugly as f", ">\n\ni like glitter", ">", ">\n\nSomeone needs to invent biodegradable glitter ASAP", ">\n\nIt has existed for years now...", ">\n\nBut glitter tastes so good", ">\n\nYou mean with lipstick right? RIGHT??", ">\n\nMhmm sure! Yeah with lipstick, not...just plain glitter, totally!", ">\n\nGlitter is probably the worst thing to happen at the university I attended, because grad pics needed glitter and god forbid you clean up after your shoot.", ">\n\nPopular opinion!", ">\n\nnot only aesthetically lame but terrible for literally everyone and the environment", ">\n\nDoesnt even look good tbh", ">\n\nbiodegradable glitter is great! Balloons need to go if you are getting rid of glitter.", ">\n\nGot a bunch on me at Christmas from gift bags", ">\n\nBut how else would women figure out their husbands were at a strip club?", ">\n\nWho ever inventer and created glitter better die. Or is dead but yet glitter isnt yet. Fk", ">\n\nIt’s so pretty tho…", ">\n\nIs Glitter your mom's name?", ">\n\nI despite it as well", ">\n\nI was on some various drugs a couple weeks ago with my best bud. He randomly decided to blow a fistful of glitter directly into my face when I wasn’t paying attention. Needless to say I wasn’t amused. And two weeks later I’m still finding glitter around my room.", ">\n\nHow do you feel about edible or biodegradable glitter?", ">\n\nI did laundry today. I what was in the lint trap? Glitter", ">\n\nWhy do you people hate fun?", ">\n\nGlitter should dissolve in water and be good for plants/grass", ">\n\nIdgaf I love glitter", ">\n\nmmm I see an incredible amount of people bitch about glitter all the time. I think you have the popular opinion and I actually have the unpopular one for liking it lol.", ">\n\nOh I thought you were talking about the movie in which case I was going to say that’s not so unpopular.", ">\n\nGlitter: the herpes of arts & crafts", ">\n\nIt’s literally fancy dust, but it’s fun!", ">\n\nGlitter is the herpes of the craft world.", ">\n\nI spilled glitter in one of my tool bags 6 years ago and I am still finding bits. It's a disease that infects you and never get cured.", ">\n\nBiodegradable glitter?", ">\n\nyou know there is biodegradable glitter. it's made from seaweed.", ">\n\nPlastic glitter, yes. That's why we need more widely available biodegradable glitter, as in you should have to go hunting for an obscure store to find plastic glitter and it should be the more expensive option. You can have my edible glitter when you pry it from my cold, dead fingers!", ">\n\nComing from a dollar tree employee, you have spoken directly to my heart", ">\n\nLoose glitter, sure. Secured glitter is fine", ">\n\nI totally agree with you. But I don't think this is an unpopular opinion. No upvote for you.\nWe recently made some glitter slime at our house, however.", ">\n\nPeople could stop buying it all together but they would still make it.\nAppearantly there is some mystery company that buys like 80% of the world's glitter but Big Glitter won't tell us who because there is a confidentiality agreement and they want me to go insane because I will never know who is buying all the glitter and WHY!", ">\n\nIt’s Disney. (I have no idea but the glitter mess all over the Magic Kingdom is awful).", ">\n\nI have a coworker who makes a birthday board for our office every month and always uses glitter. There is now just permanently ingrained glitter on the desk, on the phone, on the floor, on everything. No amount of lysol or mopping or whatever else will get it. Infuriating.", ">\n\nGlitter is an ecological disaster.", ">\n\nWho cares? The minuscule amount of plastics left behind because of a bit of glitter is negligible", ">\n\nA friend of mine once said that glitter is the ‘herpes of arts and crafts’", ">\n\nPretty but agree", ">\n\nI just don't like glitter. Some glitter won't harm many people BUT GOD ITS SO ANNOYING! Never asked for you to stuff your gift with SHRAPNEL", ">\n\nBog standard super popular opinion. Are you a bot, or just living under a rock?", ">\n\nIf you can, you should definitely buy biodegradable glitter at sprinkles instead and then you don't have to worry obout microplastic", ">\n\nPlastic bags have been banned at most places for years where I live (Santa Cruz, CA). Only paper bags are available (with very few exceptions), and they cost 25 cents. \nBut I reused plastic bags all the time. Not so with paper bags, which often break during first use. I shoved plastic bags in my purse and didn’t have to remember to carry them in to the store like standard reusable bags. I’d get 5+ uses out of them. They also double as a handy bag you can stuff in your pocket when hiking, in case you come across any tasty mushrooms (a common occurrence for me!).\nBut glitter? I see that very rarely. Unless the ‘90s-style face glitter I used as a preteen has come back into fashion (which it may well have; I don’t know any teenagers).", ">\n\nWe gonna kill trees to make paper straws?", ">\n\nClap, clap, clap, white elephant party's everywhere. Til next year for revenge purposes.", ">\n\nHad a Christmas party at work I was still sweeping it up months later it got everywhere. After that the boss had a no glitter policy after that.", ">\n\nWhat did Mariah carey do to you?" ]

[ "Glitter is the herpes of the crafting world", ">\n\nMy sister used to say this, she actually mailed our aunt a joke card filled with glitter designed to gently explode upon opening. When our aunt called our house, my sister just told her she gave her “glitter herpes” to remember her by. Six years latter, our aunt still finds little shiny specs on her couch and shag carpeting.", ">\n\nI'm so sorry to hear about your sister. I assume your aunt murdered her?", ">\n\nI'm sorry to hear Marcus's auntie still keeps shag carpeting. So much the worse for the glitter too.", ">\n\nYou got that wrong, Marcus's auntie keeps shagging carpets", ">\n\nMunch munch munch", ">\n\nDrove Uber, woman dropped a handful of glitter in the back seats, pissed I wouldn’t make a pit stop I guess. Didn’t notice, quick pick up of two nicely dressed women all in black on the way to a church service for their elderly mom. They noticed after sitting down in it. Still took the ride. I wanted to die seeing their black sparkly butts go up the church walk. Screw glitter and all who use it.", ">\n\nI'm not a huge fan of glitter, but biodegradable glitter does exist and is common. I think non-biodegradable glitter should stop being used though.", ">\n\nIt still gets EVERYWHERE", ">\n\nI don’t like sand", ">\n\nIt's coarse and rough and irritating", ">\n\nNot like here. Here everything is soft, and smooth.", ">\n\nRepeat after me kids:\nGLITTER IS LITTER", ">\n\nG-litter\nGlorious litter \nIt's pretty\nIt's still litter.", ">\n\n\"pretty to look at\" is as good as glitter gets", ">\n\nOf course. No one told you to eat it", ">\n\nA lot of times it contains heavy metals too", ">\n\nNo wonder those bands in the 80s used to use a lot of it", ">\n\nGlitter is the herpes of the rock world.", ">\n\nI think herpes was still the herpes of the rock world back then... poor Pam.", ">\n\nGlitter is not allowed in my house \nI allowed it once and still can find traces of it to this day....", ">\n\nI had a phone case with glitter. The thing busted months ago and I'm STILL finding traces of it", ">\n\nI will assault anyone who thinks it’s funny to give me a glitter bomb as a joke gift", ">\n\nGlitter bombs are only acceptable for cheating exes", ">\n\nAnd porch pirates", ">\n\nI saw a prank video about that on YouTube", ">\n\nYeah Mark Rober did it for 5 years, pretty epic prank", ">\n\nAs someone who just wore an all glitter dress I got for Christmas to an out of state function, I hate glitter. I burned the dress after I got home. Literally everywhere I went I left a trail of glitter and I felt like the biggest asshole on the planet. I went to go potty and the stall looked like someone murdered a glitter pixie. I don't think this is unpopular.", ">\n\nPotty? Grow up", ">\n\n/r/gatekeeping", ">\n\nPerhaps the most banal version of it.", ">\n\n\"Critics who treat 'adult' as a term of approval, instead of as a merely descriptive term, cannot be adult themselves. To be concerned about being grown up, to admire the grown up because it is grown up, to blush at the suspicion of being childish; these things are the marks of childhood and adolescence. And in childhood and adolescence they are, in moderation, healthy symptoms. Young things ought to want to grow. But to carry on into middle life or even into early manhood this concern about being adult is a mark of really arrested development. When I was ten, I read fairy tales in secret and would have been ashamed if I had been found doing so. Now that I am fifty I read them openly. When I became a man I put away childish things, including the fear of childishness and the desire to be very grown up.\" -- C.S. Lewis", ">\n\nAnd that's why I bought bio degradable glitter. I freaking love sparkles but the planet is important. There's also edible glitter that I plan on getting eventually.", ">\n\nIts fun. But you'll definitely spill some and find it everywhere for a few weeks. Not as bad as regular glitter tho. And your poop looks fancy for a day.\nBut: Biodegradable is a lie, usually. It's only biodegradable under VERY specific circumstances that are not met in a landfill or even most bio waste composting plants. Burning it works just fine :D", ">\n\nThis is popular as fuck", ">\n\nThe fact that glitter both exists and is used says otherwise.", ">\n\nI exist and am used, but I'm not popular.", ">\n\nBut are you biodegradable?", ">\n\nEverything except my bones.", ">\n\nGlitter is terrible. Now, sparkly stuff that doesn't bleed onto everything is okay and enjoyable. But glitter that leaks onto everything and never goes away is so bad", ">\n\nIm like a crow.. i need the shiny in my life", ">\n\nSAME", ">\n\nThe largest purchaser of glitter worldwide actively hides the fact that they are the largest purchaser of glitter worldwide", ">\n\nHow are you going to put me out there like that?", ">\n\nSorry De_Nilla the world has to know what you use all of it for", ">\n\nMy 6 year old could not disagree with this comment more strongly.", ">\n\nMy 4 year old too. \nShe dropped a tiny little tub of glitter on the floor (yay Christmas presents!) in the dining room and even after sweeping and hoovering the floor is SPARKLY!", ">\n\nyou could turn on a good old fashioned Kirby, leave it running in one spot for a century, pick it up and it will still sparkle under it", ">\n\nGlitter is a horrific abomination and if any type of plastic should be banned, it should be glitter.", ">\n\nI see your point. But it is oh so wonderful to send an enemy a glitter bomb.", ">\n\nPeople actually have enemies? And fantasize about vengeful antics?\nI really need to get out more", ">\n\nI would say this is the most popular opinion ever posted on this thread. NO ONE is coming out in support of glitter.", ">\n\ni support glitter 😂", ">\n\nDownvote this person into oblivion ☝️", ">\n\nThats a downvote for you! Glitter rules!", ">\n\nI hope you get it stuck in your hard to reach places!", ">\n\nAnd you have a life with no happy sparklies!", ">\n\nNGL, I don't even care about the whole micro plastics thing that much, I just hate the mess it leaves in general, seems the second a kid spills glitter in a house you're going to be finding little specs of glitter all around the place until the end of time. (or the building burns down, whatever is first) Even with effort to clean it up some always manages to remain. \nThink a good way of telling if a house was ever owned by a family with kids is just to have a good look at the gaps between floor boards, skirting and what not, any glitter and you know kids have likely been there.", ">\n\nI'm an artist who works with glitter and resin, and you're all absolutely correct. It's a plague, and I love it. Studio floors are gorgeous, but it gets places I haven't been, ever. It's in my boyfriends welding helmet, and that doesn't come home.", ">\n\nI have 3 daughters and especially when they were younger it seemed like there was glitter everywhere in our house. Well I get a call from my sister who was part angry part couldn't stop laughing. I had given her some leftover infant diapers we had, and she was at the doctors with her recently born son.\nDuring the check up she saw a strange look come over the Docs face, concerned she moved to see what was going on and was horrified to see her sons balls sparkling with glitter.\nGlitter is trash, and gets EVERYWHERE.", ">\n\nWe buy stupid vinyl records that are damage the first time you use them, instead of CDs. CD s are just music delivery system. People buy non stick pans, which are disposable, as opposed to a stainless steel pans which will out last your grandchildren. People buy expensive cell phones that you throw out when the battery is dead. I have five working computers, that they turned off the operating systems. They say people buy fast fashion. Hell, I can't but anything else. I can live with the glitter.", ">\n\nI had my MacBook for 10 years. Still worked perfectly. But I couldn’t update it anymore. Roughly 6 months later, none of the apps I was trying to run would work anymore. So I had to get a new one. I didn’t need a new one. It was annoying. I like my current MacBook but I’m annoyed that I even have to have it.", ">\n\nthis sub needs an update it's littered with popular opinions", ">\n\nThe things people will do for karma.\nAnd people admit knowing the rules and upvoting when they agree", ">\n\nBioglitter ftw", ">\n\nNo glitter, ftmfw", ">\n\nWhy do you hate fun", ">\n\nWhy do you choose to be the way you are?", ">\n\nGlitter is the middle of sequins\nEdit: get rid of both", ">\n\nI love glitter. They shine and shimmer", ">\n\ndid something concerning glitter happen to you recently lol? jusk askin", ">\n\nOP is probably another victim of the glitter boobytrap.", ">\n\ni’m a raver so reading these comments is just painful 😭😭😭😭", ">\n\nBuy the bio/eco-friendly glitter! I use it for music festivals and love it.", ">\n\ngood idea 😊😊😊", ">\n\nWhen I need to use glitter, I'm buying a biodegradable one. Problem solved", ">\n\nI think it's funny that every time I go to a music festival the people who say they love the planet the most are the first to throw glitter and chemical glow sticks like it's going out of style.", ">\n\nI go to music festivals and love face glitter, but I buy the bio/eco glitter that is made from algae. Not trying to be confrontational with you, just don't want you to think that everyone who loves to sparkle hates the environment.", ">\n\nI hate both", ">\n\nThis isn't an unpopular opinion....\nIDK if you've seen Good Mythical Morning, but they had glitter on the show ONCE and then instituted a serious, company-wide policy of banning glitter completely. Link still looks mad whenever the subject of glitter comes up.", ">\n\nPREACH", ">\n\nCheck your mailbox (there is a glitter bomb)", ">\n\nCards that play music are electronic waste", ">\n\nI agree. Easy downvote.", ">", ">\n\nlol is reddit supoosed to be an imageboard now? whats with the image replies", ">", ">\n\nThis is 10/10 not an upopular opinion. It’s is literally the herpes of the arts and crafts world. Nobody wants it, but of COURSE somebody has it, and they usually don’t tell you about it until it’s too late, and once you have it it’s impossible to get rid of.", ">\n\nThat's a great analogy. Even though I love glitter", ">\n\nI teach little children. I absolutely love glitter!", ">\n\nFantastic read for anyone interested. \nWhat Is Glitter? By Caity Weaver for The New York Times", ">\n\nBiodegradable glitter", ">\n\nbiggest sigh known to man", ">\n\nI don’t do much craft, but me and all the other performers I know are using biodegradable glitter products now.", ">\n\nDon’t get me started on edible glitter…", ">\n\nThis girl I'm talking to said \"give me your arm\" I was watching TV so I just obliged, she rubbed my whole arm with a brush that got loads of glitter on my skin. \"Now you sparkle like me\" was all I got when I asked why on earth I would want that.", ">\n\nGlitter is the STI of the arts and crafts world", ">\n\nOn what planet is this unpopular?", ">\n\nMercury, the surface temperature permanently fuses the glitter with everything it touches", ">\n\nI agree, but I use biodegradable glitter. I wish I could ditch it but I’m a rave girl, so that’s simply not an option…😏", ">\n\nSame goes for filling party balloons with helium. Literally taking a finite resource and filling a piece of trash with it.", ">\n\nI hope someone glitterbombs you", ">\n\nI hope someone glitter bombs me.", ">\n\nI like glitter. I'm man enough to say it", ">\n\nIs this Opposite Day in r/unpopularopinion? \nr/unpopularopinion glitter is the best, closely followed by sand.", ">\n\nIt is always opposite day here.\nAny actual unpopular opinions were banned a long time ago, try mentioning weight or race and chances are the mods will automatically ban it.", ">\n\nI despise glitter, it gets EVERYWHERE, and it sticks too. I just do my best to avoid it", ">\n\nI love the look of glitter. I love the biodegradable stuff but the price is insane and to buy craft is so cheap and easy. It's disappointing. I have a cup that's covered in glitter the best part is it sealed in and does shed everywhere.", ">\n\nI smell this opinion getting deleted from a mile away", ">\n\nCan we use glitter for scammers and people who steal packages?", ">\n\nI remember seeing videos of this man who made this box which used GPS and hidden cameras on all sides to catch porch pirates. When the person took the packaging off the box, an alarm sounded and it would throw up massive clouds of glitter.", ">\n\nYES! AND BALLOONS!! Enough with the balloon releases and glitter bombs!!", ">\n\nI would have to argue that balloons are worse than glitter. At least from an environmental, less-waste perspective.", ">\n\nBalloons are an eco nightmare and I wish we could ban them... But glitter sucks too.", ">\n\nGlitter is the herpes of the craft world. I would be happy to never see it again", ">\n\nThis post is just an I hate glitter circle jerk. We all hate glitter", ">\n\nMark Rober gets a pass.", ">\n\nIf your only argument is based on microplastics, you need to find a better one lol", ">\n\nDidn't even have to read the post. Every mom everywhere agrees with you", ">\n\nWe have 4 kids and respectfully disagree", ">\n\n✨ I absolutely love glitter and if I could I would sprinkle it everywhere I went. I think this world would be a better place if there was more glitter in random places. ✨", ">\n\nlike your liver?\nmmm microplastics in liver", ">\n\nYes, I do. But I'll take my chances. Something has to be the cause of our death. Imagine if we were so scared of anything that may kill us, that we avoided doing anything. That's not living. If I die of glitter, I'll be okay with that.", ">\n\nI'm also ok with you dieing from glitter; myself, not so much.", ">\n\nBut I'm okay with you dieing from glitter.", ">\n\nHoly shit yes. \nFuck glitter. Shit should be flat out illegal!", ">\n\nI absolutely hate glitter on anything, crafting, makeup, clothes. The shit is ugly as f", ">\n\ni like glitter", ">", ">\n\nSomeone needs to invent biodegradable glitter ASAP", ">\n\nIt has existed for years now...", ">\n\nBut glitter tastes so good", ">\n\nYou mean with lipstick right? RIGHT??", ">\n\nMhmm sure! Yeah with lipstick, not...just plain glitter, totally!", ">\n\nGlitter is probably the worst thing to happen at the university I attended, because grad pics needed glitter and god forbid you clean up after your shoot.", ">\n\nPopular opinion!", ">\n\nnot only aesthetically lame but terrible for literally everyone and the environment", ">\n\nDoesnt even look good tbh", ">\n\nbiodegradable glitter is great! Balloons need to go if you are getting rid of glitter.", ">\n\nGot a bunch on me at Christmas from gift bags", ">\n\nBut how else would women figure out their husbands were at a strip club?", ">\n\nWho ever inventer and created glitter better die. Or is dead but yet glitter isnt yet. Fk", ">\n\nIt’s so pretty tho…", ">\n\nIs Glitter your mom's name?", ">\n\nI despite it as well", ">\n\nI was on some various drugs a couple weeks ago with my best bud. He randomly decided to blow a fistful of glitter directly into my face when I wasn’t paying attention. Needless to say I wasn’t amused. And two weeks later I’m still finding glitter around my room.", ">\n\nHow do you feel about edible or biodegradable glitter?", ">\n\nI did laundry today. I what was in the lint trap? Glitter", ">\n\nWhy do you people hate fun?", ">\n\nGlitter should dissolve in water and be good for plants/grass", ">\n\nIdgaf I love glitter", ">\n\nmmm I see an incredible amount of people bitch about glitter all the time. I think you have the popular opinion and I actually have the unpopular one for liking it lol.", ">\n\nOh I thought you were talking about the movie in which case I was going to say that’s not so unpopular.", ">\n\nGlitter: the herpes of arts & crafts", ">\n\nIt’s literally fancy dust, but it’s fun!", ">\n\nGlitter is the herpes of the craft world.", ">\n\nI spilled glitter in one of my tool bags 6 years ago and I am still finding bits. It's a disease that infects you and never get cured.", ">\n\nBiodegradable glitter?", ">\n\nyou know there is biodegradable glitter. it's made from seaweed.", ">\n\nPlastic glitter, yes. That's why we need more widely available biodegradable glitter, as in you should have to go hunting for an obscure store to find plastic glitter and it should be the more expensive option. You can have my edible glitter when you pry it from my cold, dead fingers!", ">\n\nComing from a dollar tree employee, you have spoken directly to my heart", ">\n\nLoose glitter, sure. Secured glitter is fine", ">\n\nI totally agree with you. But I don't think this is an unpopular opinion. No upvote for you.\nWe recently made some glitter slime at our house, however.", ">\n\nPeople could stop buying it all together but they would still make it.\nAppearantly there is some mystery company that buys like 80% of the world's glitter but Big Glitter won't tell us who because there is a confidentiality agreement and they want me to go insane because I will never know who is buying all the glitter and WHY!", ">\n\nIt’s Disney. (I have no idea but the glitter mess all over the Magic Kingdom is awful).", ">\n\nI have a coworker who makes a birthday board for our office every month and always uses glitter. There is now just permanently ingrained glitter on the desk, on the phone, on the floor, on everything. No amount of lysol or mopping or whatever else will get it. Infuriating.", ">\n\nGlitter is an ecological disaster.", ">\n\nWho cares? The minuscule amount of plastics left behind because of a bit of glitter is negligible", ">\n\nA friend of mine once said that glitter is the ‘herpes of arts and crafts’", ">\n\nPretty but agree", ">\n\nI just don't like glitter. Some glitter won't harm many people BUT GOD ITS SO ANNOYING! Never asked for you to stuff your gift with SHRAPNEL", ">\n\nBog standard super popular opinion. Are you a bot, or just living under a rock?", ">\n\nIf you can, you should definitely buy biodegradable glitter at sprinkles instead and then you don't have to worry obout microplastic", ">\n\nPlastic bags have been banned at most places for years where I live (Santa Cruz, CA). Only paper bags are available (with very few exceptions), and they cost 25 cents. \nBut I reused plastic bags all the time. Not so with paper bags, which often break during first use. I shoved plastic bags in my purse and didn’t have to remember to carry them in to the store like standard reusable bags. I’d get 5+ uses out of them. They also double as a handy bag you can stuff in your pocket when hiking, in case you come across any tasty mushrooms (a common occurrence for me!).\nBut glitter? I see that very rarely. Unless the ‘90s-style face glitter I used as a preteen has come back into fashion (which it may well have; I don’t know any teenagers).", ">\n\nWe gonna kill trees to make paper straws?", ">\n\nClap, clap, clap, white elephant party's everywhere. Til next year for revenge purposes.", ">\n\nHad a Christmas party at work I was still sweeping it up months later it got everywhere. After that the boss had a no glitter policy after that.", ">\n\nWhat did Mariah carey do to you?", ">\n\nYou say that because you don’t know Brazil’s carnival. Our outfits are entirely based on glitter. Sometimes only glitter in fact." ]

[ "Glitter is the herpes of the crafting world", ">\n\nMy sister used to say this, she actually mailed our aunt a joke card filled with glitter designed to gently explode upon opening. When our aunt called our house, my sister just told her she gave her “glitter herpes” to remember her by. Six years latter, our aunt still finds little shiny specs on her couch and shag carpeting.", ">\n\nI'm so sorry to hear about your sister. I assume your aunt murdered her?", ">\n\nI'm sorry to hear Marcus's auntie still keeps shag carpeting. So much the worse for the glitter too.", ">\n\nYou got that wrong, Marcus's auntie keeps shagging carpets", ">\n\nMunch munch munch", ">\n\nDrove Uber, woman dropped a handful of glitter in the back seats, pissed I wouldn’t make a pit stop I guess. Didn’t notice, quick pick up of two nicely dressed women all in black on the way to a church service for their elderly mom. They noticed after sitting down in it. Still took the ride. I wanted to die seeing their black sparkly butts go up the church walk. Screw glitter and all who use it.", ">\n\nI'm not a huge fan of glitter, but biodegradable glitter does exist and is common. I think non-biodegradable glitter should stop being used though.", ">\n\nIt still gets EVERYWHERE", ">\n\nI don’t like sand", ">\n\nIt's coarse and rough and irritating", ">\n\nNot like here. Here everything is soft, and smooth.", ">\n\nRepeat after me kids:\nGLITTER IS LITTER", ">\n\nG-litter\nGlorious litter \nIt's pretty\nIt's still litter.", ">\n\n\"pretty to look at\" is as good as glitter gets", ">\n\nOf course. No one told you to eat it", ">\n\nA lot of times it contains heavy metals too", ">\n\nNo wonder those bands in the 80s used to use a lot of it", ">\n\nGlitter is the herpes of the rock world.", ">\n\nI think herpes was still the herpes of the rock world back then... poor Pam.", ">\n\nGlitter is not allowed in my house \nI allowed it once and still can find traces of it to this day....", ">\n\nI had a phone case with glitter. The thing busted months ago and I'm STILL finding traces of it", ">\n\nI will assault anyone who thinks it’s funny to give me a glitter bomb as a joke gift", ">\n\nGlitter bombs are only acceptable for cheating exes", ">\n\nAnd porch pirates", ">\n\nI saw a prank video about that on YouTube", ">\n\nYeah Mark Rober did it for 5 years, pretty epic prank", ">\n\nAs someone who just wore an all glitter dress I got for Christmas to an out of state function, I hate glitter. I burned the dress after I got home. Literally everywhere I went I left a trail of glitter and I felt like the biggest asshole on the planet. I went to go potty and the stall looked like someone murdered a glitter pixie. I don't think this is unpopular.", ">\n\nPotty? Grow up", ">\n\n/r/gatekeeping", ">\n\nPerhaps the most banal version of it.", ">\n\n\"Critics who treat 'adult' as a term of approval, instead of as a merely descriptive term, cannot be adult themselves. To be concerned about being grown up, to admire the grown up because it is grown up, to blush at the suspicion of being childish; these things are the marks of childhood and adolescence. And in childhood and adolescence they are, in moderation, healthy symptoms. Young things ought to want to grow. But to carry on into middle life or even into early manhood this concern about being adult is a mark of really arrested development. When I was ten, I read fairy tales in secret and would have been ashamed if I had been found doing so. Now that I am fifty I read them openly. When I became a man I put away childish things, including the fear of childishness and the desire to be very grown up.\" -- C.S. Lewis", ">\n\nAnd that's why I bought bio degradable glitter. I freaking love sparkles but the planet is important. There's also edible glitter that I plan on getting eventually.", ">\n\nIts fun. But you'll definitely spill some and find it everywhere for a few weeks. Not as bad as regular glitter tho. And your poop looks fancy for a day.\nBut: Biodegradable is a lie, usually. It's only biodegradable under VERY specific circumstances that are not met in a landfill or even most bio waste composting plants. Burning it works just fine :D", ">\n\nThis is popular as fuck", ">\n\nThe fact that glitter both exists and is used says otherwise.", ">\n\nI exist and am used, but I'm not popular.", ">\n\nBut are you biodegradable?", ">\n\nEverything except my bones.", ">\n\nGlitter is terrible. Now, sparkly stuff that doesn't bleed onto everything is okay and enjoyable. But glitter that leaks onto everything and never goes away is so bad", ">\n\nIm like a crow.. i need the shiny in my life", ">\n\nSAME", ">\n\nThe largest purchaser of glitter worldwide actively hides the fact that they are the largest purchaser of glitter worldwide", ">\n\nHow are you going to put me out there like that?", ">\n\nSorry De_Nilla the world has to know what you use all of it for", ">\n\nMy 6 year old could not disagree with this comment more strongly.", ">\n\nMy 4 year old too. \nShe dropped a tiny little tub of glitter on the floor (yay Christmas presents!) in the dining room and even after sweeping and hoovering the floor is SPARKLY!", ">\n\nyou could turn on a good old fashioned Kirby, leave it running in one spot for a century, pick it up and it will still sparkle under it", ">\n\nGlitter is a horrific abomination and if any type of plastic should be banned, it should be glitter.", ">\n\nI see your point. But it is oh so wonderful to send an enemy a glitter bomb.", ">\n\nPeople actually have enemies? And fantasize about vengeful antics?\nI really need to get out more", ">\n\nI would say this is the most popular opinion ever posted on this thread. NO ONE is coming out in support of glitter.", ">\n\ni support glitter 😂", ">\n\nDownvote this person into oblivion ☝️", ">\n\nThats a downvote for you! Glitter rules!", ">\n\nI hope you get it stuck in your hard to reach places!", ">\n\nAnd you have a life with no happy sparklies!", ">\n\nNGL, I don't even care about the whole micro plastics thing that much, I just hate the mess it leaves in general, seems the second a kid spills glitter in a house you're going to be finding little specs of glitter all around the place until the end of time. (or the building burns down, whatever is first) Even with effort to clean it up some always manages to remain. \nThink a good way of telling if a house was ever owned by a family with kids is just to have a good look at the gaps between floor boards, skirting and what not, any glitter and you know kids have likely been there.", ">\n\nI'm an artist who works with glitter and resin, and you're all absolutely correct. It's a plague, and I love it. Studio floors are gorgeous, but it gets places I haven't been, ever. It's in my boyfriends welding helmet, and that doesn't come home.", ">\n\nI have 3 daughters and especially when they were younger it seemed like there was glitter everywhere in our house. Well I get a call from my sister who was part angry part couldn't stop laughing. I had given her some leftover infant diapers we had, and she was at the doctors with her recently born son.\nDuring the check up she saw a strange look come over the Docs face, concerned she moved to see what was going on and was horrified to see her sons balls sparkling with glitter.\nGlitter is trash, and gets EVERYWHERE.", ">\n\nWe buy stupid vinyl records that are damage the first time you use them, instead of CDs. CD s are just music delivery system. People buy non stick pans, which are disposable, as opposed to a stainless steel pans which will out last your grandchildren. People buy expensive cell phones that you throw out when the battery is dead. I have five working computers, that they turned off the operating systems. They say people buy fast fashion. Hell, I can't but anything else. I can live with the glitter.", ">\n\nI had my MacBook for 10 years. Still worked perfectly. But I couldn’t update it anymore. Roughly 6 months later, none of the apps I was trying to run would work anymore. So I had to get a new one. I didn’t need a new one. It was annoying. I like my current MacBook but I’m annoyed that I even have to have it.", ">\n\nthis sub needs an update it's littered with popular opinions", ">\n\nThe things people will do for karma.\nAnd people admit knowing the rules and upvoting when they agree", ">\n\nBioglitter ftw", ">\n\nNo glitter, ftmfw", ">\n\nWhy do you hate fun", ">\n\nWhy do you choose to be the way you are?", ">\n\nGlitter is the middle of sequins\nEdit: get rid of both", ">\n\nI love glitter. They shine and shimmer", ">\n\ndid something concerning glitter happen to you recently lol? jusk askin", ">\n\nOP is probably another victim of the glitter boobytrap.", ">\n\ni’m a raver so reading these comments is just painful 😭😭😭😭", ">\n\nBuy the bio/eco-friendly glitter! I use it for music festivals and love it.", ">\n\ngood idea 😊😊😊", ">\n\nWhen I need to use glitter, I'm buying a biodegradable one. Problem solved", ">\n\nI think it's funny that every time I go to a music festival the people who say they love the planet the most are the first to throw glitter and chemical glow sticks like it's going out of style.", ">\n\nI go to music festivals and love face glitter, but I buy the bio/eco glitter that is made from algae. Not trying to be confrontational with you, just don't want you to think that everyone who loves to sparkle hates the environment.", ">\n\nI hate both", ">\n\nThis isn't an unpopular opinion....\nIDK if you've seen Good Mythical Morning, but they had glitter on the show ONCE and then instituted a serious, company-wide policy of banning glitter completely. Link still looks mad whenever the subject of glitter comes up.", ">\n\nPREACH", ">\n\nCheck your mailbox (there is a glitter bomb)", ">\n\nCards that play music are electronic waste", ">\n\nI agree. Easy downvote.", ">", ">\n\nlol is reddit supoosed to be an imageboard now? whats with the image replies", ">", ">\n\nThis is 10/10 not an upopular opinion. It’s is literally the herpes of the arts and crafts world. Nobody wants it, but of COURSE somebody has it, and they usually don’t tell you about it until it’s too late, and once you have it it’s impossible to get rid of.", ">\n\nThat's a great analogy. Even though I love glitter", ">\n\nI teach little children. I absolutely love glitter!", ">\n\nFantastic read for anyone interested. \nWhat Is Glitter? By Caity Weaver for The New York Times", ">\n\nBiodegradable glitter", ">\n\nbiggest sigh known to man", ">\n\nI don’t do much craft, but me and all the other performers I know are using biodegradable glitter products now.", ">\n\nDon’t get me started on edible glitter…", ">\n\nThis girl I'm talking to said \"give me your arm\" I was watching TV so I just obliged, she rubbed my whole arm with a brush that got loads of glitter on my skin. \"Now you sparkle like me\" was all I got when I asked why on earth I would want that.", ">\n\nGlitter is the STI of the arts and crafts world", ">\n\nOn what planet is this unpopular?", ">\n\nMercury, the surface temperature permanently fuses the glitter with everything it touches", ">\n\nI agree, but I use biodegradable glitter. I wish I could ditch it but I’m a rave girl, so that’s simply not an option…😏", ">\n\nSame goes for filling party balloons with helium. Literally taking a finite resource and filling a piece of trash with it.", ">\n\nI hope someone glitterbombs you", ">\n\nI hope someone glitter bombs me.", ">\n\nI like glitter. I'm man enough to say it", ">\n\nIs this Opposite Day in r/unpopularopinion? \nr/unpopularopinion glitter is the best, closely followed by sand.", ">\n\nIt is always opposite day here.\nAny actual unpopular opinions were banned a long time ago, try mentioning weight or race and chances are the mods will automatically ban it.", ">\n\nI despise glitter, it gets EVERYWHERE, and it sticks too. I just do my best to avoid it", ">\n\nI love the look of glitter. I love the biodegradable stuff but the price is insane and to buy craft is so cheap and easy. It's disappointing. I have a cup that's covered in glitter the best part is it sealed in and does shed everywhere.", ">\n\nI smell this opinion getting deleted from a mile away", ">\n\nCan we use glitter for scammers and people who steal packages?", ">\n\nI remember seeing videos of this man who made this box which used GPS and hidden cameras on all sides to catch porch pirates. When the person took the packaging off the box, an alarm sounded and it would throw up massive clouds of glitter.", ">\n\nYES! AND BALLOONS!! Enough with the balloon releases and glitter bombs!!", ">\n\nI would have to argue that balloons are worse than glitter. At least from an environmental, less-waste perspective.", ">\n\nBalloons are an eco nightmare and I wish we could ban them... But glitter sucks too.", ">\n\nGlitter is the herpes of the craft world. I would be happy to never see it again", ">\n\nThis post is just an I hate glitter circle jerk. We all hate glitter", ">\n\nMark Rober gets a pass.", ">\n\nIf your only argument is based on microplastics, you need to find a better one lol", ">\n\nDidn't even have to read the post. Every mom everywhere agrees with you", ">\n\nWe have 4 kids and respectfully disagree", ">\n\n✨ I absolutely love glitter and if I could I would sprinkle it everywhere I went. I think this world would be a better place if there was more glitter in random places. ✨", ">\n\nlike your liver?\nmmm microplastics in liver", ">\n\nYes, I do. But I'll take my chances. Something has to be the cause of our death. Imagine if we were so scared of anything that may kill us, that we avoided doing anything. That's not living. If I die of glitter, I'll be okay with that.", ">\n\nI'm also ok with you dieing from glitter; myself, not so much.", ">\n\nBut I'm okay with you dieing from glitter.", ">\n\nHoly shit yes. \nFuck glitter. Shit should be flat out illegal!", ">\n\nI absolutely hate glitter on anything, crafting, makeup, clothes. The shit is ugly as f", ">\n\ni like glitter", ">", ">\n\nSomeone needs to invent biodegradable glitter ASAP", ">\n\nIt has existed for years now...", ">\n\nBut glitter tastes so good", ">\n\nYou mean with lipstick right? RIGHT??", ">\n\nMhmm sure! Yeah with lipstick, not...just plain glitter, totally!", ">\n\nGlitter is probably the worst thing to happen at the university I attended, because grad pics needed glitter and god forbid you clean up after your shoot.", ">\n\nPopular opinion!", ">\n\nnot only aesthetically lame but terrible for literally everyone and the environment", ">\n\nDoesnt even look good tbh", ">\n\nbiodegradable glitter is great! Balloons need to go if you are getting rid of glitter.", ">\n\nGot a bunch on me at Christmas from gift bags", ">\n\nBut how else would women figure out their husbands were at a strip club?", ">\n\nWho ever inventer and created glitter better die. Or is dead but yet glitter isnt yet. Fk", ">\n\nIt’s so pretty tho…", ">\n\nIs Glitter your mom's name?", ">\n\nI despite it as well", ">\n\nI was on some various drugs a couple weeks ago with my best bud. He randomly decided to blow a fistful of glitter directly into my face when I wasn’t paying attention. Needless to say I wasn’t amused. And two weeks later I’m still finding glitter around my room.", ">\n\nHow do you feel about edible or biodegradable glitter?", ">\n\nI did laundry today. I what was in the lint trap? Glitter", ">\n\nWhy do you people hate fun?", ">\n\nGlitter should dissolve in water and be good for plants/grass", ">\n\nIdgaf I love glitter", ">\n\nmmm I see an incredible amount of people bitch about glitter all the time. I think you have the popular opinion and I actually have the unpopular one for liking it lol.", ">\n\nOh I thought you were talking about the movie in which case I was going to say that’s not so unpopular.", ">\n\nGlitter: the herpes of arts & crafts", ">\n\nIt’s literally fancy dust, but it’s fun!", ">\n\nGlitter is the herpes of the craft world.", ">\n\nI spilled glitter in one of my tool bags 6 years ago and I am still finding bits. It's a disease that infects you and never get cured.", ">\n\nBiodegradable glitter?", ">\n\nyou know there is biodegradable glitter. it's made from seaweed.", ">\n\nPlastic glitter, yes. That's why we need more widely available biodegradable glitter, as in you should have to go hunting for an obscure store to find plastic glitter and it should be the more expensive option. You can have my edible glitter when you pry it from my cold, dead fingers!", ">\n\nComing from a dollar tree employee, you have spoken directly to my heart", ">\n\nLoose glitter, sure. Secured glitter is fine", ">\n\nI totally agree with you. But I don't think this is an unpopular opinion. No upvote for you.\nWe recently made some glitter slime at our house, however.", ">\n\nPeople could stop buying it all together but they would still make it.\nAppearantly there is some mystery company that buys like 80% of the world's glitter but Big Glitter won't tell us who because there is a confidentiality agreement and they want me to go insane because I will never know who is buying all the glitter and WHY!", ">\n\nIt’s Disney. (I have no idea but the glitter mess all over the Magic Kingdom is awful).", ">\n\nI have a coworker who makes a birthday board for our office every month and always uses glitter. There is now just permanently ingrained glitter on the desk, on the phone, on the floor, on everything. No amount of lysol or mopping or whatever else will get it. Infuriating.", ">\n\nGlitter is an ecological disaster.", ">\n\nWho cares? The minuscule amount of plastics left behind because of a bit of glitter is negligible", ">\n\nA friend of mine once said that glitter is the ‘herpes of arts and crafts’", ">\n\nPretty but agree", ">\n\nI just don't like glitter. Some glitter won't harm many people BUT GOD ITS SO ANNOYING! Never asked for you to stuff your gift with SHRAPNEL", ">\n\nBog standard super popular opinion. Are you a bot, or just living under a rock?", ">\n\nIf you can, you should definitely buy biodegradable glitter at sprinkles instead and then you don't have to worry obout microplastic", ">\n\nPlastic bags have been banned at most places for years where I live (Santa Cruz, CA). Only paper bags are available (with very few exceptions), and they cost 25 cents. \nBut I reused plastic bags all the time. Not so with paper bags, which often break during first use. I shoved plastic bags in my purse and didn’t have to remember to carry them in to the store like standard reusable bags. I’d get 5+ uses out of them. They also double as a handy bag you can stuff in your pocket when hiking, in case you come across any tasty mushrooms (a common occurrence for me!).\nBut glitter? I see that very rarely. Unless the ‘90s-style face glitter I used as a preteen has come back into fashion (which it may well have; I don’t know any teenagers).", ">\n\nWe gonna kill trees to make paper straws?", ">\n\nClap, clap, clap, white elephant party's everywhere. Til next year for revenge purposes.", ">\n\nHad a Christmas party at work I was still sweeping it up months later it got everywhere. After that the boss had a no glitter policy after that.", ">\n\nWhat did Mariah carey do to you?", ">\n\nYou say that because you don’t know Brazil’s carnival. Our outfits are entirely based on glitter. Sometimes only glitter in fact.", ">\n\nNot an unpopular opinion\nI just went through 2 days of trying to remove that bs from my jeans and a laptop bag because of a gift bag....it's still embedded into both even after trying to use a lint roller and laundry. What is the point of glitter when ppl can just use paint or ribbons.." ]

[ "Glitter is the herpes of the crafting world", ">\n\nMy sister used to say this, she actually mailed our aunt a joke card filled with glitter designed to gently explode upon opening. When our aunt called our house, my sister just told her she gave her “glitter herpes” to remember her by. Six years latter, our aunt still finds little shiny specs on her couch and shag carpeting.", ">\n\nI'm so sorry to hear about your sister. I assume your aunt murdered her?", ">\n\nI'm sorry to hear Marcus's auntie still keeps shag carpeting. So much the worse for the glitter too.", ">\n\nYou got that wrong, Marcus's auntie keeps shagging carpets", ">\n\nMunch munch munch", ">\n\nDrove Uber, woman dropped a handful of glitter in the back seats, pissed I wouldn’t make a pit stop I guess. Didn’t notice, quick pick up of two nicely dressed women all in black on the way to a church service for their elderly mom. They noticed after sitting down in it. Still took the ride. I wanted to die seeing their black sparkly butts go up the church walk. Screw glitter and all who use it.", ">\n\nI'm not a huge fan of glitter, but biodegradable glitter does exist and is common. I think non-biodegradable glitter should stop being used though.", ">\n\nIt still gets EVERYWHERE", ">\n\nI don’t like sand", ">\n\nIt's coarse and rough and irritating", ">\n\nNot like here. Here everything is soft, and smooth.", ">\n\nRepeat after me kids:\nGLITTER IS LITTER", ">\n\nG-litter\nGlorious litter \nIt's pretty\nIt's still litter.", ">\n\n\"pretty to look at\" is as good as glitter gets", ">\n\nOf course. No one told you to eat it", ">\n\nA lot of times it contains heavy metals too", ">\n\nNo wonder those bands in the 80s used to use a lot of it", ">\n\nGlitter is the herpes of the rock world.", ">\n\nI think herpes was still the herpes of the rock world back then... poor Pam.", ">\n\nGlitter is not allowed in my house \nI allowed it once and still can find traces of it to this day....", ">\n\nI had a phone case with glitter. The thing busted months ago and I'm STILL finding traces of it", ">\n\nI will assault anyone who thinks it’s funny to give me a glitter bomb as a joke gift", ">\n\nGlitter bombs are only acceptable for cheating exes", ">\n\nAnd porch pirates", ">\n\nI saw a prank video about that on YouTube", ">\n\nYeah Mark Rober did it for 5 years, pretty epic prank", ">\n\nAs someone who just wore an all glitter dress I got for Christmas to an out of state function, I hate glitter. I burned the dress after I got home. Literally everywhere I went I left a trail of glitter and I felt like the biggest asshole on the planet. I went to go potty and the stall looked like someone murdered a glitter pixie. I don't think this is unpopular.", ">\n\nPotty? Grow up", ">\n\n/r/gatekeeping", ">\n\nPerhaps the most banal version of it.", ">\n\n\"Critics who treat 'adult' as a term of approval, instead of as a merely descriptive term, cannot be adult themselves. To be concerned about being grown up, to admire the grown up because it is grown up, to blush at the suspicion of being childish; these things are the marks of childhood and adolescence. And in childhood and adolescence they are, in moderation, healthy symptoms. Young things ought to want to grow. But to carry on into middle life or even into early manhood this concern about being adult is a mark of really arrested development. When I was ten, I read fairy tales in secret and would have been ashamed if I had been found doing so. Now that I am fifty I read them openly. When I became a man I put away childish things, including the fear of childishness and the desire to be very grown up.\" -- C.S. Lewis", ">\n\nAnd that's why I bought bio degradable glitter. I freaking love sparkles but the planet is important. There's also edible glitter that I plan on getting eventually.", ">\n\nIts fun. But you'll definitely spill some and find it everywhere for a few weeks. Not as bad as regular glitter tho. And your poop looks fancy for a day.\nBut: Biodegradable is a lie, usually. It's only biodegradable under VERY specific circumstances that are not met in a landfill or even most bio waste composting plants. Burning it works just fine :D", ">\n\nThis is popular as fuck", ">\n\nThe fact that glitter both exists and is used says otherwise.", ">\n\nI exist and am used, but I'm not popular.", ">\n\nBut are you biodegradable?", ">\n\nEverything except my bones.", ">\n\nGlitter is terrible. Now, sparkly stuff that doesn't bleed onto everything is okay and enjoyable. But glitter that leaks onto everything and never goes away is so bad", ">\n\nIm like a crow.. i need the shiny in my life", ">\n\nSAME", ">\n\nThe largest purchaser of glitter worldwide actively hides the fact that they are the largest purchaser of glitter worldwide", ">\n\nHow are you going to put me out there like that?", ">\n\nSorry De_Nilla the world has to know what you use all of it for", ">\n\nMy 6 year old could not disagree with this comment more strongly.", ">\n\nMy 4 year old too. \nShe dropped a tiny little tub of glitter on the floor (yay Christmas presents!) in the dining room and even after sweeping and hoovering the floor is SPARKLY!", ">\n\nyou could turn on a good old fashioned Kirby, leave it running in one spot for a century, pick it up and it will still sparkle under it", ">\n\nGlitter is a horrific abomination and if any type of plastic should be banned, it should be glitter.", ">\n\nI see your point. But it is oh so wonderful to send an enemy a glitter bomb.", ">\n\nPeople actually have enemies? And fantasize about vengeful antics?\nI really need to get out more", ">\n\nI would say this is the most popular opinion ever posted on this thread. NO ONE is coming out in support of glitter.", ">\n\ni support glitter 😂", ">\n\nDownvote this person into oblivion ☝️", ">\n\nThats a downvote for you! Glitter rules!", ">\n\nI hope you get it stuck in your hard to reach places!", ">\n\nAnd you have a life with no happy sparklies!", ">\n\nNGL, I don't even care about the whole micro plastics thing that much, I just hate the mess it leaves in general, seems the second a kid spills glitter in a house you're going to be finding little specs of glitter all around the place until the end of time. (or the building burns down, whatever is first) Even with effort to clean it up some always manages to remain. \nThink a good way of telling if a house was ever owned by a family with kids is just to have a good look at the gaps between floor boards, skirting and what not, any glitter and you know kids have likely been there.", ">\n\nI'm an artist who works with glitter and resin, and you're all absolutely correct. It's a plague, and I love it. Studio floors are gorgeous, but it gets places I haven't been, ever. It's in my boyfriends welding helmet, and that doesn't come home.", ">\n\nI have 3 daughters and especially when they were younger it seemed like there was glitter everywhere in our house. Well I get a call from my sister who was part angry part couldn't stop laughing. I had given her some leftover infant diapers we had, and she was at the doctors with her recently born son.\nDuring the check up she saw a strange look come over the Docs face, concerned she moved to see what was going on and was horrified to see her sons balls sparkling with glitter.\nGlitter is trash, and gets EVERYWHERE.", ">\n\nWe buy stupid vinyl records that are damage the first time you use them, instead of CDs. CD s are just music delivery system. People buy non stick pans, which are disposable, as opposed to a stainless steel pans which will out last your grandchildren. People buy expensive cell phones that you throw out when the battery is dead. I have five working computers, that they turned off the operating systems. They say people buy fast fashion. Hell, I can't but anything else. I can live with the glitter.", ">\n\nI had my MacBook for 10 years. Still worked perfectly. But I couldn’t update it anymore. Roughly 6 months later, none of the apps I was trying to run would work anymore. So I had to get a new one. I didn’t need a new one. It was annoying. I like my current MacBook but I’m annoyed that I even have to have it.", ">\n\nthis sub needs an update it's littered with popular opinions", ">\n\nThe things people will do for karma.\nAnd people admit knowing the rules and upvoting when they agree", ">\n\nBioglitter ftw", ">\n\nNo glitter, ftmfw", ">\n\nWhy do you hate fun", ">\n\nWhy do you choose to be the way you are?", ">\n\nGlitter is the middle of sequins\nEdit: get rid of both", ">\n\nI love glitter. They shine and shimmer", ">\n\ndid something concerning glitter happen to you recently lol? jusk askin", ">\n\nOP is probably another victim of the glitter boobytrap.", ">\n\ni’m a raver so reading these comments is just painful 😭😭😭😭", ">\n\nBuy the bio/eco-friendly glitter! I use it for music festivals and love it.", ">\n\ngood idea 😊😊😊", ">\n\nWhen I need to use glitter, I'm buying a biodegradable one. Problem solved", ">\n\nI think it's funny that every time I go to a music festival the people who say they love the planet the most are the first to throw glitter and chemical glow sticks like it's going out of style.", ">\n\nI go to music festivals and love face glitter, but I buy the bio/eco glitter that is made from algae. Not trying to be confrontational with you, just don't want you to think that everyone who loves to sparkle hates the environment.", ">\n\nI hate both", ">\n\nThis isn't an unpopular opinion....\nIDK if you've seen Good Mythical Morning, but they had glitter on the show ONCE and then instituted a serious, company-wide policy of banning glitter completely. Link still looks mad whenever the subject of glitter comes up.", ">\n\nPREACH", ">\n\nCheck your mailbox (there is a glitter bomb)", ">\n\nCards that play music are electronic waste", ">\n\nI agree. Easy downvote.", ">", ">\n\nlol is reddit supoosed to be an imageboard now? whats with the image replies", ">", ">\n\nThis is 10/10 not an upopular opinion. It’s is literally the herpes of the arts and crafts world. Nobody wants it, but of COURSE somebody has it, and they usually don’t tell you about it until it’s too late, and once you have it it’s impossible to get rid of.", ">\n\nThat's a great analogy. Even though I love glitter", ">\n\nI teach little children. I absolutely love glitter!", ">\n\nFantastic read for anyone interested. \nWhat Is Glitter? By Caity Weaver for The New York Times", ">\n\nBiodegradable glitter", ">\n\nbiggest sigh known to man", ">\n\nI don’t do much craft, but me and all the other performers I know are using biodegradable glitter products now.", ">\n\nDon’t get me started on edible glitter…", ">\n\nThis girl I'm talking to said \"give me your arm\" I was watching TV so I just obliged, she rubbed my whole arm with a brush that got loads of glitter on my skin. \"Now you sparkle like me\" was all I got when I asked why on earth I would want that.", ">\n\nGlitter is the STI of the arts and crafts world", ">\n\nOn what planet is this unpopular?", ">\n\nMercury, the surface temperature permanently fuses the glitter with everything it touches", ">\n\nI agree, but I use biodegradable glitter. I wish I could ditch it but I’m a rave girl, so that’s simply not an option…😏", ">\n\nSame goes for filling party balloons with helium. Literally taking a finite resource and filling a piece of trash with it.", ">\n\nI hope someone glitterbombs you", ">\n\nI hope someone glitter bombs me.", ">\n\nI like glitter. I'm man enough to say it", ">\n\nIs this Opposite Day in r/unpopularopinion? \nr/unpopularopinion glitter is the best, closely followed by sand.", ">\n\nIt is always opposite day here.\nAny actual unpopular opinions were banned a long time ago, try mentioning weight or race and chances are the mods will automatically ban it.", ">\n\nI despise glitter, it gets EVERYWHERE, and it sticks too. I just do my best to avoid it", ">\n\nI love the look of glitter. I love the biodegradable stuff but the price is insane and to buy craft is so cheap and easy. It's disappointing. I have a cup that's covered in glitter the best part is it sealed in and does shed everywhere.", ">\n\nI smell this opinion getting deleted from a mile away", ">\n\nCan we use glitter for scammers and people who steal packages?", ">\n\nI remember seeing videos of this man who made this box which used GPS and hidden cameras on all sides to catch porch pirates. When the person took the packaging off the box, an alarm sounded and it would throw up massive clouds of glitter.", ">\n\nYES! AND BALLOONS!! Enough with the balloon releases and glitter bombs!!", ">\n\nI would have to argue that balloons are worse than glitter. At least from an environmental, less-waste perspective.", ">\n\nBalloons are an eco nightmare and I wish we could ban them... But glitter sucks too.", ">\n\nGlitter is the herpes of the craft world. I would be happy to never see it again", ">\n\nThis post is just an I hate glitter circle jerk. We all hate glitter", ">\n\nMark Rober gets a pass.", ">\n\nIf your only argument is based on microplastics, you need to find a better one lol", ">\n\nDidn't even have to read the post. Every mom everywhere agrees with you", ">\n\nWe have 4 kids and respectfully disagree", ">\n\n✨ I absolutely love glitter and if I could I would sprinkle it everywhere I went. I think this world would be a better place if there was more glitter in random places. ✨", ">\n\nlike your liver?\nmmm microplastics in liver", ">\n\nYes, I do. But I'll take my chances. Something has to be the cause of our death. Imagine if we were so scared of anything that may kill us, that we avoided doing anything. That's not living. If I die of glitter, I'll be okay with that.", ">\n\nI'm also ok with you dieing from glitter; myself, not so much.", ">\n\nBut I'm okay with you dieing from glitter.", ">\n\nHoly shit yes. \nFuck glitter. Shit should be flat out illegal!", ">\n\nI absolutely hate glitter on anything, crafting, makeup, clothes. The shit is ugly as f", ">\n\ni like glitter", ">", ">\n\nSomeone needs to invent biodegradable glitter ASAP", ">\n\nIt has existed for years now...", ">\n\nBut glitter tastes so good", ">\n\nYou mean with lipstick right? RIGHT??", ">\n\nMhmm sure! Yeah with lipstick, not...just plain glitter, totally!", ">\n\nGlitter is probably the worst thing to happen at the university I attended, because grad pics needed glitter and god forbid you clean up after your shoot.", ">\n\nPopular opinion!", ">\n\nnot only aesthetically lame but terrible for literally everyone and the environment", ">\n\nDoesnt even look good tbh", ">\n\nbiodegradable glitter is great! Balloons need to go if you are getting rid of glitter.", ">\n\nGot a bunch on me at Christmas from gift bags", ">\n\nBut how else would women figure out their husbands were at a strip club?", ">\n\nWho ever inventer and created glitter better die. Or is dead but yet glitter isnt yet. Fk", ">\n\nIt’s so pretty tho…", ">\n\nIs Glitter your mom's name?", ">\n\nI despite it as well", ">\n\nI was on some various drugs a couple weeks ago with my best bud. He randomly decided to blow a fistful of glitter directly into my face when I wasn’t paying attention. Needless to say I wasn’t amused. And two weeks later I’m still finding glitter around my room.", ">\n\nHow do you feel about edible or biodegradable glitter?", ">\n\nI did laundry today. I what was in the lint trap? Glitter", ">\n\nWhy do you people hate fun?", ">\n\nGlitter should dissolve in water and be good for plants/grass", ">\n\nIdgaf I love glitter", ">\n\nmmm I see an incredible amount of people bitch about glitter all the time. I think you have the popular opinion and I actually have the unpopular one for liking it lol.", ">\n\nOh I thought you were talking about the movie in which case I was going to say that’s not so unpopular.", ">\n\nGlitter: the herpes of arts & crafts", ">\n\nIt’s literally fancy dust, but it’s fun!", ">\n\nGlitter is the herpes of the craft world.", ">\n\nI spilled glitter in one of my tool bags 6 years ago and I am still finding bits. It's a disease that infects you and never get cured.", ">\n\nBiodegradable glitter?", ">\n\nyou know there is biodegradable glitter. it's made from seaweed.", ">\n\nPlastic glitter, yes. That's why we need more widely available biodegradable glitter, as in you should have to go hunting for an obscure store to find plastic glitter and it should be the more expensive option. You can have my edible glitter when you pry it from my cold, dead fingers!", ">\n\nComing from a dollar tree employee, you have spoken directly to my heart", ">\n\nLoose glitter, sure. Secured glitter is fine", ">\n\nI totally agree with you. But I don't think this is an unpopular opinion. No upvote for you.\nWe recently made some glitter slime at our house, however.", ">\n\nPeople could stop buying it all together but they would still make it.\nAppearantly there is some mystery company that buys like 80% of the world's glitter but Big Glitter won't tell us who because there is a confidentiality agreement and they want me to go insane because I will never know who is buying all the glitter and WHY!", ">\n\nIt’s Disney. (I have no idea but the glitter mess all over the Magic Kingdom is awful).", ">\n\nI have a coworker who makes a birthday board for our office every month and always uses glitter. There is now just permanently ingrained glitter on the desk, on the phone, on the floor, on everything. No amount of lysol or mopping or whatever else will get it. Infuriating.", ">\n\nGlitter is an ecological disaster.", ">\n\nWho cares? The minuscule amount of plastics left behind because of a bit of glitter is negligible", ">\n\nA friend of mine once said that glitter is the ‘herpes of arts and crafts’", ">\n\nPretty but agree", ">\n\nI just don't like glitter. Some glitter won't harm many people BUT GOD ITS SO ANNOYING! Never asked for you to stuff your gift with SHRAPNEL", ">\n\nBog standard super popular opinion. Are you a bot, or just living under a rock?", ">\n\nIf you can, you should definitely buy biodegradable glitter at sprinkles instead and then you don't have to worry obout microplastic", ">\n\nPlastic bags have been banned at most places for years where I live (Santa Cruz, CA). Only paper bags are available (with very few exceptions), and they cost 25 cents. \nBut I reused plastic bags all the time. Not so with paper bags, which often break during first use. I shoved plastic bags in my purse and didn’t have to remember to carry them in to the store like standard reusable bags. I’d get 5+ uses out of them. They also double as a handy bag you can stuff in your pocket when hiking, in case you come across any tasty mushrooms (a common occurrence for me!).\nBut glitter? I see that very rarely. Unless the ‘90s-style face glitter I used as a preteen has come back into fashion (which it may well have; I don’t know any teenagers).", ">\n\nWe gonna kill trees to make paper straws?", ">\n\nClap, clap, clap, white elephant party's everywhere. Til next year for revenge purposes.", ">\n\nHad a Christmas party at work I was still sweeping it up months later it got everywhere. After that the boss had a no glitter policy after that.", ">\n\nWhat did Mariah carey do to you?", ">\n\nYou say that because you don’t know Brazil’s carnival. Our outfits are entirely based on glitter. Sometimes only glitter in fact.", ">\n\nNot an unpopular opinion\nI just went through 2 days of trying to remove that bs from my jeans and a laptop bag because of a gift bag....it's still embedded into both even after trying to use a lint roller and laundry. What is the point of glitter when ppl can just use paint or ribbons..", ">\n\nIt's certainly true that the use of plastic products, including greeting cards and wrapping paper, can contribute to the problem of plastic pollution. Microplastics, which are small plastic particles that are 5 millimeters in size or smaller, can be found in a variety of products and can end up in the environment, where they can have negative impacts on wildlife and ecosystems. Reducing our use of plastic products can help to mitigate this problem." ]

[ "Glitter is the herpes of the crafting world", ">\n\nMy sister used to say this, she actually mailed our aunt a joke card filled with glitter designed to gently explode upon opening. When our aunt called our house, my sister just told her she gave her “glitter herpes” to remember her by. Six years latter, our aunt still finds little shiny specs on her couch and shag carpeting.", ">\n\nI'm so sorry to hear about your sister. I assume your aunt murdered her?", ">\n\nI'm sorry to hear Marcus's auntie still keeps shag carpeting. So much the worse for the glitter too.", ">\n\nYou got that wrong, Marcus's auntie keeps shagging carpets", ">\n\nMunch munch munch", ">\n\nDrove Uber, woman dropped a handful of glitter in the back seats, pissed I wouldn’t make a pit stop I guess. Didn’t notice, quick pick up of two nicely dressed women all in black on the way to a church service for their elderly mom. They noticed after sitting down in it. Still took the ride. I wanted to die seeing their black sparkly butts go up the church walk. Screw glitter and all who use it.", ">\n\nI'm not a huge fan of glitter, but biodegradable glitter does exist and is common. I think non-biodegradable glitter should stop being used though.", ">\n\nIt still gets EVERYWHERE", ">\n\nI don’t like sand", ">\n\nIt's coarse and rough and irritating", ">\n\nNot like here. Here everything is soft, and smooth.", ">\n\nRepeat after me kids:\nGLITTER IS LITTER", ">\n\nG-litter\nGlorious litter \nIt's pretty\nIt's still litter.", ">\n\n\"pretty to look at\" is as good as glitter gets", ">\n\nOf course. No one told you to eat it", ">\n\nA lot of times it contains heavy metals too", ">\n\nNo wonder those bands in the 80s used to use a lot of it", ">\n\nGlitter is the herpes of the rock world.", ">\n\nI think herpes was still the herpes of the rock world back then... poor Pam.", ">\n\nGlitter is not allowed in my house \nI allowed it once and still can find traces of it to this day....", ">\n\nI had a phone case with glitter. The thing busted months ago and I'm STILL finding traces of it", ">\n\nI will assault anyone who thinks it’s funny to give me a glitter bomb as a joke gift", ">\n\nGlitter bombs are only acceptable for cheating exes", ">\n\nAnd porch pirates", ">\n\nI saw a prank video about that on YouTube", ">\n\nYeah Mark Rober did it for 5 years, pretty epic prank", ">\n\nAs someone who just wore an all glitter dress I got for Christmas to an out of state function, I hate glitter. I burned the dress after I got home. Literally everywhere I went I left a trail of glitter and I felt like the biggest asshole on the planet. I went to go potty and the stall looked like someone murdered a glitter pixie. I don't think this is unpopular.", ">\n\nPotty? Grow up", ">\n\n/r/gatekeeping", ">\n\nPerhaps the most banal version of it.", ">\n\n\"Critics who treat 'adult' as a term of approval, instead of as a merely descriptive term, cannot be adult themselves. To be concerned about being grown up, to admire the grown up because it is grown up, to blush at the suspicion of being childish; these things are the marks of childhood and adolescence. And in childhood and adolescence they are, in moderation, healthy symptoms. Young things ought to want to grow. But to carry on into middle life or even into early manhood this concern about being adult is a mark of really arrested development. When I was ten, I read fairy tales in secret and would have been ashamed if I had been found doing so. Now that I am fifty I read them openly. When I became a man I put away childish things, including the fear of childishness and the desire to be very grown up.\" -- C.S. Lewis", ">\n\nAnd that's why I bought bio degradable glitter. I freaking love sparkles but the planet is important. There's also edible glitter that I plan on getting eventually.", ">\n\nIts fun. But you'll definitely spill some and find it everywhere for a few weeks. Not as bad as regular glitter tho. And your poop looks fancy for a day.\nBut: Biodegradable is a lie, usually. It's only biodegradable under VERY specific circumstances that are not met in a landfill or even most bio waste composting plants. Burning it works just fine :D", ">\n\nThis is popular as fuck", ">\n\nThe fact that glitter both exists and is used says otherwise.", ">\n\nI exist and am used, but I'm not popular.", ">\n\nBut are you biodegradable?", ">\n\nEverything except my bones.", ">\n\nGlitter is terrible. Now, sparkly stuff that doesn't bleed onto everything is okay and enjoyable. But glitter that leaks onto everything and never goes away is so bad", ">\n\nIm like a crow.. i need the shiny in my life", ">\n\nSAME", ">\n\nThe largest purchaser of glitter worldwide actively hides the fact that they are the largest purchaser of glitter worldwide", ">\n\nHow are you going to put me out there like that?", ">\n\nSorry De_Nilla the world has to know what you use all of it for", ">\n\nMy 6 year old could not disagree with this comment more strongly.", ">\n\nMy 4 year old too. \nShe dropped a tiny little tub of glitter on the floor (yay Christmas presents!) in the dining room and even after sweeping and hoovering the floor is SPARKLY!", ">\n\nyou could turn on a good old fashioned Kirby, leave it running in one spot for a century, pick it up and it will still sparkle under it", ">\n\nGlitter is a horrific abomination and if any type of plastic should be banned, it should be glitter.", ">\n\nI see your point. But it is oh so wonderful to send an enemy a glitter bomb.", ">\n\nPeople actually have enemies? And fantasize about vengeful antics?\nI really need to get out more", ">\n\nI would say this is the most popular opinion ever posted on this thread. NO ONE is coming out in support of glitter.", ">\n\ni support glitter 😂", ">\n\nDownvote this person into oblivion ☝️", ">\n\nThats a downvote for you! Glitter rules!", ">\n\nI hope you get it stuck in your hard to reach places!", ">\n\nAnd you have a life with no happy sparklies!", ">\n\nNGL, I don't even care about the whole micro plastics thing that much, I just hate the mess it leaves in general, seems the second a kid spills glitter in a house you're going to be finding little specs of glitter all around the place until the end of time. (or the building burns down, whatever is first) Even with effort to clean it up some always manages to remain. \nThink a good way of telling if a house was ever owned by a family with kids is just to have a good look at the gaps between floor boards, skirting and what not, any glitter and you know kids have likely been there.", ">\n\nI'm an artist who works with glitter and resin, and you're all absolutely correct. It's a plague, and I love it. Studio floors are gorgeous, but it gets places I haven't been, ever. It's in my boyfriends welding helmet, and that doesn't come home.", ">\n\nI have 3 daughters and especially when they were younger it seemed like there was glitter everywhere in our house. Well I get a call from my sister who was part angry part couldn't stop laughing. I had given her some leftover infant diapers we had, and she was at the doctors with her recently born son.\nDuring the check up she saw a strange look come over the Docs face, concerned she moved to see what was going on and was horrified to see her sons balls sparkling with glitter.\nGlitter is trash, and gets EVERYWHERE.", ">\n\nWe buy stupid vinyl records that are damage the first time you use them, instead of CDs. CD s are just music delivery system. People buy non stick pans, which are disposable, as opposed to a stainless steel pans which will out last your grandchildren. People buy expensive cell phones that you throw out when the battery is dead. I have five working computers, that they turned off the operating systems. They say people buy fast fashion. Hell, I can't but anything else. I can live with the glitter.", ">\n\nI had my MacBook for 10 years. Still worked perfectly. But I couldn’t update it anymore. Roughly 6 months later, none of the apps I was trying to run would work anymore. So I had to get a new one. I didn’t need a new one. It was annoying. I like my current MacBook but I’m annoyed that I even have to have it.", ">\n\nthis sub needs an update it's littered with popular opinions", ">\n\nThe things people will do for karma.\nAnd people admit knowing the rules and upvoting when they agree", ">\n\nBioglitter ftw", ">\n\nNo glitter, ftmfw", ">\n\nWhy do you hate fun", ">\n\nWhy do you choose to be the way you are?", ">\n\nGlitter is the middle of sequins\nEdit: get rid of both", ">\n\nI love glitter. They shine and shimmer", ">\n\ndid something concerning glitter happen to you recently lol? jusk askin", ">\n\nOP is probably another victim of the glitter boobytrap.", ">\n\ni’m a raver so reading these comments is just painful 😭😭😭😭", ">\n\nBuy the bio/eco-friendly glitter! I use it for music festivals and love it.", ">\n\ngood idea 😊😊😊", ">\n\nWhen I need to use glitter, I'm buying a biodegradable one. Problem solved", ">\n\nI think it's funny that every time I go to a music festival the people who say they love the planet the most are the first to throw glitter and chemical glow sticks like it's going out of style.", ">\n\nI go to music festivals and love face glitter, but I buy the bio/eco glitter that is made from algae. Not trying to be confrontational with you, just don't want you to think that everyone who loves to sparkle hates the environment.", ">\n\nI hate both", ">\n\nThis isn't an unpopular opinion....\nIDK if you've seen Good Mythical Morning, but they had glitter on the show ONCE and then instituted a serious, company-wide policy of banning glitter completely. Link still looks mad whenever the subject of glitter comes up.", ">\n\nPREACH", ">\n\nCheck your mailbox (there is a glitter bomb)", ">\n\nCards that play music are electronic waste", ">\n\nI agree. Easy downvote.", ">", ">\n\nlol is reddit supoosed to be an imageboard now? whats with the image replies", ">", ">\n\nThis is 10/10 not an upopular opinion. It’s is literally the herpes of the arts and crafts world. Nobody wants it, but of COURSE somebody has it, and they usually don’t tell you about it until it’s too late, and once you have it it’s impossible to get rid of.", ">\n\nThat's a great analogy. Even though I love glitter", ">\n\nI teach little children. I absolutely love glitter!", ">\n\nFantastic read for anyone interested. \nWhat Is Glitter? By Caity Weaver for The New York Times", ">\n\nBiodegradable glitter", ">\n\nbiggest sigh known to man", ">\n\nI don’t do much craft, but me and all the other performers I know are using biodegradable glitter products now.", ">\n\nDon’t get me started on edible glitter…", ">\n\nThis girl I'm talking to said \"give me your arm\" I was watching TV so I just obliged, she rubbed my whole arm with a brush that got loads of glitter on my skin. \"Now you sparkle like me\" was all I got when I asked why on earth I would want that.", ">\n\nGlitter is the STI of the arts and crafts world", ">\n\nOn what planet is this unpopular?", ">\n\nMercury, the surface temperature permanently fuses the glitter with everything it touches", ">\n\nI agree, but I use biodegradable glitter. I wish I could ditch it but I’m a rave girl, so that’s simply not an option…😏", ">\n\nSame goes for filling party balloons with helium. Literally taking a finite resource and filling a piece of trash with it.", ">\n\nI hope someone glitterbombs you", ">\n\nI hope someone glitter bombs me.", ">\n\nI like glitter. I'm man enough to say it", ">\n\nIs this Opposite Day in r/unpopularopinion? \nr/unpopularopinion glitter is the best, closely followed by sand.", ">\n\nIt is always opposite day here.\nAny actual unpopular opinions were banned a long time ago, try mentioning weight or race and chances are the mods will automatically ban it.", ">\n\nI despise glitter, it gets EVERYWHERE, and it sticks too. I just do my best to avoid it", ">\n\nI love the look of glitter. I love the biodegradable stuff but the price is insane and to buy craft is so cheap and easy. It's disappointing. I have a cup that's covered in glitter the best part is it sealed in and does shed everywhere.", ">\n\nI smell this opinion getting deleted from a mile away", ">\n\nCan we use glitter for scammers and people who steal packages?", ">\n\nI remember seeing videos of this man who made this box which used GPS and hidden cameras on all sides to catch porch pirates. When the person took the packaging off the box, an alarm sounded and it would throw up massive clouds of glitter.", ">\n\nYES! AND BALLOONS!! Enough with the balloon releases and glitter bombs!!", ">\n\nI would have to argue that balloons are worse than glitter. At least from an environmental, less-waste perspective.", ">\n\nBalloons are an eco nightmare and I wish we could ban them... But glitter sucks too.", ">\n\nGlitter is the herpes of the craft world. I would be happy to never see it again", ">\n\nThis post is just an I hate glitter circle jerk. We all hate glitter", ">\n\nMark Rober gets a pass.", ">\n\nIf your only argument is based on microplastics, you need to find a better one lol", ">\n\nDidn't even have to read the post. Every mom everywhere agrees with you", ">\n\nWe have 4 kids and respectfully disagree", ">\n\n✨ I absolutely love glitter and if I could I would sprinkle it everywhere I went. I think this world would be a better place if there was more glitter in random places. ✨", ">\n\nlike your liver?\nmmm microplastics in liver", ">\n\nYes, I do. But I'll take my chances. Something has to be the cause of our death. Imagine if we were so scared of anything that may kill us, that we avoided doing anything. That's not living. If I die of glitter, I'll be okay with that.", ">\n\nI'm also ok with you dieing from glitter; myself, not so much.", ">\n\nBut I'm okay with you dieing from glitter.", ">\n\nHoly shit yes. \nFuck glitter. Shit should be flat out illegal!", ">\n\nI absolutely hate glitter on anything, crafting, makeup, clothes. The shit is ugly as f", ">\n\ni like glitter", ">", ">\n\nSomeone needs to invent biodegradable glitter ASAP", ">\n\nIt has existed for years now...", ">\n\nBut glitter tastes so good", ">\n\nYou mean with lipstick right? RIGHT??", ">\n\nMhmm sure! Yeah with lipstick, not...just plain glitter, totally!", ">\n\nGlitter is probably the worst thing to happen at the university I attended, because grad pics needed glitter and god forbid you clean up after your shoot.", ">\n\nPopular opinion!", ">\n\nnot only aesthetically lame but terrible for literally everyone and the environment", ">\n\nDoesnt even look good tbh", ">\n\nbiodegradable glitter is great! Balloons need to go if you are getting rid of glitter.", ">\n\nGot a bunch on me at Christmas from gift bags", ">\n\nBut how else would women figure out their husbands were at a strip club?", ">\n\nWho ever inventer and created glitter better die. Or is dead but yet glitter isnt yet. Fk", ">\n\nIt’s so pretty tho…", ">\n\nIs Glitter your mom's name?", ">\n\nI despite it as well", ">\n\nI was on some various drugs a couple weeks ago with my best bud. He randomly decided to blow a fistful of glitter directly into my face when I wasn’t paying attention. Needless to say I wasn’t amused. And two weeks later I’m still finding glitter around my room.", ">\n\nHow do you feel about edible or biodegradable glitter?", ">\n\nI did laundry today. I what was in the lint trap? Glitter", ">\n\nWhy do you people hate fun?", ">\n\nGlitter should dissolve in water and be good for plants/grass", ">\n\nIdgaf I love glitter", ">\n\nmmm I see an incredible amount of people bitch about glitter all the time. I think you have the popular opinion and I actually have the unpopular one for liking it lol.", ">\n\nOh I thought you were talking about the movie in which case I was going to say that’s not so unpopular.", ">\n\nGlitter: the herpes of arts & crafts", ">\n\nIt’s literally fancy dust, but it’s fun!", ">\n\nGlitter is the herpes of the craft world.", ">\n\nI spilled glitter in one of my tool bags 6 years ago and I am still finding bits. It's a disease that infects you and never get cured.", ">\n\nBiodegradable glitter?", ">\n\nyou know there is biodegradable glitter. it's made from seaweed.", ">\n\nPlastic glitter, yes. That's why we need more widely available biodegradable glitter, as in you should have to go hunting for an obscure store to find plastic glitter and it should be the more expensive option. You can have my edible glitter when you pry it from my cold, dead fingers!", ">\n\nComing from a dollar tree employee, you have spoken directly to my heart", ">\n\nLoose glitter, sure. Secured glitter is fine", ">\n\nI totally agree with you. But I don't think this is an unpopular opinion. No upvote for you.\nWe recently made some glitter slime at our house, however.", ">\n\nPeople could stop buying it all together but they would still make it.\nAppearantly there is some mystery company that buys like 80% of the world's glitter but Big Glitter won't tell us who because there is a confidentiality agreement and they want me to go insane because I will never know who is buying all the glitter and WHY!", ">\n\nIt’s Disney. (I have no idea but the glitter mess all over the Magic Kingdom is awful).", ">\n\nI have a coworker who makes a birthday board for our office every month and always uses glitter. There is now just permanently ingrained glitter on the desk, on the phone, on the floor, on everything. No amount of lysol or mopping or whatever else will get it. Infuriating.", ">\n\nGlitter is an ecological disaster.", ">\n\nWho cares? The minuscule amount of plastics left behind because of a bit of glitter is negligible", ">\n\nA friend of mine once said that glitter is the ‘herpes of arts and crafts’", ">\n\nPretty but agree", ">\n\nI just don't like glitter. Some glitter won't harm many people BUT GOD ITS SO ANNOYING! Never asked for you to stuff your gift with SHRAPNEL", ">\n\nBog standard super popular opinion. Are you a bot, or just living under a rock?", ">\n\nIf you can, you should definitely buy biodegradable glitter at sprinkles instead and then you don't have to worry obout microplastic", ">\n\nPlastic bags have been banned at most places for years where I live (Santa Cruz, CA). Only paper bags are available (with very few exceptions), and they cost 25 cents. \nBut I reused plastic bags all the time. Not so with paper bags, which often break during first use. I shoved plastic bags in my purse and didn’t have to remember to carry them in to the store like standard reusable bags. I’d get 5+ uses out of them. They also double as a handy bag you can stuff in your pocket when hiking, in case you come across any tasty mushrooms (a common occurrence for me!).\nBut glitter? I see that very rarely. Unless the ‘90s-style face glitter I used as a preteen has come back into fashion (which it may well have; I don’t know any teenagers).", ">\n\nWe gonna kill trees to make paper straws?", ">\n\nClap, clap, clap, white elephant party's everywhere. Til next year for revenge purposes.", ">\n\nHad a Christmas party at work I was still sweeping it up months later it got everywhere. After that the boss had a no glitter policy after that.", ">\n\nWhat did Mariah carey do to you?", ">\n\nYou say that because you don’t know Brazil’s carnival. Our outfits are entirely based on glitter. Sometimes only glitter in fact.", ">\n\nNot an unpopular opinion\nI just went through 2 days of trying to remove that bs from my jeans and a laptop bag because of a gift bag....it's still embedded into both even after trying to use a lint roller and laundry. What is the point of glitter when ppl can just use paint or ribbons..", ">\n\nIt's certainly true that the use of plastic products, including greeting cards and wrapping paper, can contribute to the problem of plastic pollution. Microplastics, which are small plastic particles that are 5 millimeters in size or smaller, can be found in a variety of products and can end up in the environment, where they can have negative impacts on wildlife and ecosystems. Reducing our use of plastic products can help to mitigate this problem.", ">\n\nFun fact: the biggest buyer of glitter by far is likely the US DoD, though they don’t actually divulge who they are. The glitter in chaff is most likely just the stuff you can buy at a craft store." ]

[ "Glitter is the herpes of the crafting world", ">\n\nMy sister used to say this, she actually mailed our aunt a joke card filled with glitter designed to gently explode upon opening. When our aunt called our house, my sister just told her she gave her “glitter herpes” to remember her by. Six years latter, our aunt still finds little shiny specs on her couch and shag carpeting.", ">\n\nI'm so sorry to hear about your sister. I assume your aunt murdered her?", ">\n\nI'm sorry to hear Marcus's auntie still keeps shag carpeting. So much the worse for the glitter too.", ">\n\nYou got that wrong, Marcus's auntie keeps shagging carpets", ">\n\nMunch munch munch", ">\n\nDrove Uber, woman dropped a handful of glitter in the back seats, pissed I wouldn’t make a pit stop I guess. Didn’t notice, quick pick up of two nicely dressed women all in black on the way to a church service for their elderly mom. They noticed after sitting down in it. Still took the ride. I wanted to die seeing their black sparkly butts go up the church walk. Screw glitter and all who use it.", ">\n\nI'm not a huge fan of glitter, but biodegradable glitter does exist and is common. I think non-biodegradable glitter should stop being used though.", ">\n\nIt still gets EVERYWHERE", ">\n\nI don’t like sand", ">\n\nIt's coarse and rough and irritating", ">\n\nNot like here. Here everything is soft, and smooth.", ">\n\nRepeat after me kids:\nGLITTER IS LITTER", ">\n\nG-litter\nGlorious litter \nIt's pretty\nIt's still litter.", ">\n\n\"pretty to look at\" is as good as glitter gets", ">\n\nOf course. No one told you to eat it", ">\n\nA lot of times it contains heavy metals too", ">\n\nNo wonder those bands in the 80s used to use a lot of it", ">\n\nGlitter is the herpes of the rock world.", ">\n\nI think herpes was still the herpes of the rock world back then... poor Pam.", ">\n\nGlitter is not allowed in my house \nI allowed it once and still can find traces of it to this day....", ">\n\nI had a phone case with glitter. The thing busted months ago and I'm STILL finding traces of it", ">\n\nI will assault anyone who thinks it’s funny to give me a glitter bomb as a joke gift", ">\n\nGlitter bombs are only acceptable for cheating exes", ">\n\nAnd porch pirates", ">\n\nI saw a prank video about that on YouTube", ">\n\nYeah Mark Rober did it for 5 years, pretty epic prank", ">\n\nAs someone who just wore an all glitter dress I got for Christmas to an out of state function, I hate glitter. I burned the dress after I got home. Literally everywhere I went I left a trail of glitter and I felt like the biggest asshole on the planet. I went to go potty and the stall looked like someone murdered a glitter pixie. I don't think this is unpopular.", ">\n\nPotty? Grow up", ">\n\n/r/gatekeeping", ">\n\nPerhaps the most banal version of it.", ">\n\n\"Critics who treat 'adult' as a term of approval, instead of as a merely descriptive term, cannot be adult themselves. To be concerned about being grown up, to admire the grown up because it is grown up, to blush at the suspicion of being childish; these things are the marks of childhood and adolescence. And in childhood and adolescence they are, in moderation, healthy symptoms. Young things ought to want to grow. But to carry on into middle life or even into early manhood this concern about being adult is a mark of really arrested development. When I was ten, I read fairy tales in secret and would have been ashamed if I had been found doing so. Now that I am fifty I read them openly. When I became a man I put away childish things, including the fear of childishness and the desire to be very grown up.\" -- C.S. Lewis", ">\n\nAnd that's why I bought bio degradable glitter. I freaking love sparkles but the planet is important. There's also edible glitter that I plan on getting eventually.", ">\n\nIts fun. But you'll definitely spill some and find it everywhere for a few weeks. Not as bad as regular glitter tho. And your poop looks fancy for a day.\nBut: Biodegradable is a lie, usually. It's only biodegradable under VERY specific circumstances that are not met in a landfill or even most bio waste composting plants. Burning it works just fine :D", ">\n\nThis is popular as fuck", ">\n\nThe fact that glitter both exists and is used says otherwise.", ">\n\nI exist and am used, but I'm not popular.", ">\n\nBut are you biodegradable?", ">\n\nEverything except my bones.", ">\n\nGlitter is terrible. Now, sparkly stuff that doesn't bleed onto everything is okay and enjoyable. But glitter that leaks onto everything and never goes away is so bad", ">\n\nIm like a crow.. i need the shiny in my life", ">\n\nSAME", ">\n\nThe largest purchaser of glitter worldwide actively hides the fact that they are the largest purchaser of glitter worldwide", ">\n\nHow are you going to put me out there like that?", ">\n\nSorry De_Nilla the world has to know what you use all of it for", ">\n\nMy 6 year old could not disagree with this comment more strongly.", ">\n\nMy 4 year old too. \nShe dropped a tiny little tub of glitter on the floor (yay Christmas presents!) in the dining room and even after sweeping and hoovering the floor is SPARKLY!", ">\n\nyou could turn on a good old fashioned Kirby, leave it running in one spot for a century, pick it up and it will still sparkle under it", ">\n\nGlitter is a horrific abomination and if any type of plastic should be banned, it should be glitter.", ">\n\nI see your point. But it is oh so wonderful to send an enemy a glitter bomb.", ">\n\nPeople actually have enemies? And fantasize about vengeful antics?\nI really need to get out more", ">\n\nI would say this is the most popular opinion ever posted on this thread. NO ONE is coming out in support of glitter.", ">\n\ni support glitter 😂", ">\n\nDownvote this person into oblivion ☝️", ">\n\nThats a downvote for you! Glitter rules!", ">\n\nI hope you get it stuck in your hard to reach places!", ">\n\nAnd you have a life with no happy sparklies!", ">\n\nNGL, I don't even care about the whole micro plastics thing that much, I just hate the mess it leaves in general, seems the second a kid spills glitter in a house you're going to be finding little specs of glitter all around the place until the end of time. (or the building burns down, whatever is first) Even with effort to clean it up some always manages to remain. \nThink a good way of telling if a house was ever owned by a family with kids is just to have a good look at the gaps between floor boards, skirting and what not, any glitter and you know kids have likely been there.", ">\n\nI'm an artist who works with glitter and resin, and you're all absolutely correct. It's a plague, and I love it. Studio floors are gorgeous, but it gets places I haven't been, ever. It's in my boyfriends welding helmet, and that doesn't come home.", ">\n\nI have 3 daughters and especially when they were younger it seemed like there was glitter everywhere in our house. Well I get a call from my sister who was part angry part couldn't stop laughing. I had given her some leftover infant diapers we had, and she was at the doctors with her recently born son.\nDuring the check up she saw a strange look come over the Docs face, concerned she moved to see what was going on and was horrified to see her sons balls sparkling with glitter.\nGlitter is trash, and gets EVERYWHERE.", ">\n\nWe buy stupid vinyl records that are damage the first time you use them, instead of CDs. CD s are just music delivery system. People buy non stick pans, which are disposable, as opposed to a stainless steel pans which will out last your grandchildren. People buy expensive cell phones that you throw out when the battery is dead. I have five working computers, that they turned off the operating systems. They say people buy fast fashion. Hell, I can't but anything else. I can live with the glitter.", ">\n\nI had my MacBook for 10 years. Still worked perfectly. But I couldn’t update it anymore. Roughly 6 months later, none of the apps I was trying to run would work anymore. So I had to get a new one. I didn’t need a new one. It was annoying. I like my current MacBook but I’m annoyed that I even have to have it.", ">\n\nthis sub needs an update it's littered with popular opinions", ">\n\nThe things people will do for karma.\nAnd people admit knowing the rules and upvoting when they agree", ">\n\nBioglitter ftw", ">\n\nNo glitter, ftmfw", ">\n\nWhy do you hate fun", ">\n\nWhy do you choose to be the way you are?", ">\n\nGlitter is the middle of sequins\nEdit: get rid of both", ">\n\nI love glitter. They shine and shimmer", ">\n\ndid something concerning glitter happen to you recently lol? jusk askin", ">\n\nOP is probably another victim of the glitter boobytrap.", ">\n\ni’m a raver so reading these comments is just painful 😭😭😭😭", ">\n\nBuy the bio/eco-friendly glitter! I use it for music festivals and love it.", ">\n\ngood idea 😊😊😊", ">\n\nWhen I need to use glitter, I'm buying a biodegradable one. Problem solved", ">\n\nI think it's funny that every time I go to a music festival the people who say they love the planet the most are the first to throw glitter and chemical glow sticks like it's going out of style.", ">\n\nI go to music festivals and love face glitter, but I buy the bio/eco glitter that is made from algae. Not trying to be confrontational with you, just don't want you to think that everyone who loves to sparkle hates the environment.", ">\n\nI hate both", ">\n\nThis isn't an unpopular opinion....\nIDK if you've seen Good Mythical Morning, but they had glitter on the show ONCE and then instituted a serious, company-wide policy of banning glitter completely. Link still looks mad whenever the subject of glitter comes up.", ">\n\nPREACH", ">\n\nCheck your mailbox (there is a glitter bomb)", ">\n\nCards that play music are electronic waste", ">\n\nI agree. Easy downvote.", ">", ">\n\nlol is reddit supoosed to be an imageboard now? whats with the image replies", ">", ">\n\nThis is 10/10 not an upopular opinion. It’s is literally the herpes of the arts and crafts world. Nobody wants it, but of COURSE somebody has it, and they usually don’t tell you about it until it’s too late, and once you have it it’s impossible to get rid of.", ">\n\nThat's a great analogy. Even though I love glitter", ">\n\nI teach little children. I absolutely love glitter!", ">\n\nFantastic read for anyone interested. \nWhat Is Glitter? By Caity Weaver for The New York Times", ">\n\nBiodegradable glitter", ">\n\nbiggest sigh known to man", ">\n\nI don’t do much craft, but me and all the other performers I know are using biodegradable glitter products now.", ">\n\nDon’t get me started on edible glitter…", ">\n\nThis girl I'm talking to said \"give me your arm\" I was watching TV so I just obliged, she rubbed my whole arm with a brush that got loads of glitter on my skin. \"Now you sparkle like me\" was all I got when I asked why on earth I would want that.", ">\n\nGlitter is the STI of the arts and crafts world", ">\n\nOn what planet is this unpopular?", ">\n\nMercury, the surface temperature permanently fuses the glitter with everything it touches", ">\n\nI agree, but I use biodegradable glitter. I wish I could ditch it but I’m a rave girl, so that’s simply not an option…😏", ">\n\nSame goes for filling party balloons with helium. Literally taking a finite resource and filling a piece of trash with it.", ">\n\nI hope someone glitterbombs you", ">\n\nI hope someone glitter bombs me.", ">\n\nI like glitter. I'm man enough to say it", ">\n\nIs this Opposite Day in r/unpopularopinion? \nr/unpopularopinion glitter is the best, closely followed by sand.", ">\n\nIt is always opposite day here.\nAny actual unpopular opinions were banned a long time ago, try mentioning weight or race and chances are the mods will automatically ban it.", ">\n\nI despise glitter, it gets EVERYWHERE, and it sticks too. I just do my best to avoid it", ">\n\nI love the look of glitter. I love the biodegradable stuff but the price is insane and to buy craft is so cheap and easy. It's disappointing. I have a cup that's covered in glitter the best part is it sealed in and does shed everywhere.", ">\n\nI smell this opinion getting deleted from a mile away", ">\n\nCan we use glitter for scammers and people who steal packages?", ">\n\nI remember seeing videos of this man who made this box which used GPS and hidden cameras on all sides to catch porch pirates. When the person took the packaging off the box, an alarm sounded and it would throw up massive clouds of glitter.", ">\n\nYES! AND BALLOONS!! Enough with the balloon releases and glitter bombs!!", ">\n\nI would have to argue that balloons are worse than glitter. At least from an environmental, less-waste perspective.", ">\n\nBalloons are an eco nightmare and I wish we could ban them... But glitter sucks too.", ">\n\nGlitter is the herpes of the craft world. I would be happy to never see it again", ">\n\nThis post is just an I hate glitter circle jerk. We all hate glitter", ">\n\nMark Rober gets a pass.", ">\n\nIf your only argument is based on microplastics, you need to find a better one lol", ">\n\nDidn't even have to read the post. Every mom everywhere agrees with you", ">\n\nWe have 4 kids and respectfully disagree", ">\n\n✨ I absolutely love glitter and if I could I would sprinkle it everywhere I went. I think this world would be a better place if there was more glitter in random places. ✨", ">\n\nlike your liver?\nmmm microplastics in liver", ">\n\nYes, I do. But I'll take my chances. Something has to be the cause of our death. Imagine if we were so scared of anything that may kill us, that we avoided doing anything. That's not living. If I die of glitter, I'll be okay with that.", ">\n\nI'm also ok with you dieing from glitter; myself, not so much.", ">\n\nBut I'm okay with you dieing from glitter.", ">\n\nHoly shit yes. \nFuck glitter. Shit should be flat out illegal!", ">\n\nI absolutely hate glitter on anything, crafting, makeup, clothes. The shit is ugly as f", ">\n\ni like glitter", ">", ">\n\nSomeone needs to invent biodegradable glitter ASAP", ">\n\nIt has existed for years now...", ">\n\nBut glitter tastes so good", ">\n\nYou mean with lipstick right? RIGHT??", ">\n\nMhmm sure! Yeah with lipstick, not...just plain glitter, totally!", ">\n\nGlitter is probably the worst thing to happen at the university I attended, because grad pics needed glitter and god forbid you clean up after your shoot.", ">\n\nPopular opinion!", ">\n\nnot only aesthetically lame but terrible for literally everyone and the environment", ">\n\nDoesnt even look good tbh", ">\n\nbiodegradable glitter is great! Balloons need to go if you are getting rid of glitter.", ">\n\nGot a bunch on me at Christmas from gift bags", ">\n\nBut how else would women figure out their husbands were at a strip club?", ">\n\nWho ever inventer and created glitter better die. Or is dead but yet glitter isnt yet. Fk", ">\n\nIt’s so pretty tho…", ">\n\nIs Glitter your mom's name?", ">\n\nI despite it as well", ">\n\nI was on some various drugs a couple weeks ago with my best bud. He randomly decided to blow a fistful of glitter directly into my face when I wasn’t paying attention. Needless to say I wasn’t amused. And two weeks later I’m still finding glitter around my room.", ">\n\nHow do you feel about edible or biodegradable glitter?", ">\n\nI did laundry today. I what was in the lint trap? Glitter", ">\n\nWhy do you people hate fun?", ">\n\nGlitter should dissolve in water and be good for plants/grass", ">\n\nIdgaf I love glitter", ">\n\nmmm I see an incredible amount of people bitch about glitter all the time. I think you have the popular opinion and I actually have the unpopular one for liking it lol.", ">\n\nOh I thought you were talking about the movie in which case I was going to say that’s not so unpopular.", ">\n\nGlitter: the herpes of arts & crafts", ">\n\nIt’s literally fancy dust, but it’s fun!", ">\n\nGlitter is the herpes of the craft world.", ">\n\nI spilled glitter in one of my tool bags 6 years ago and I am still finding bits. It's a disease that infects you and never get cured.", ">\n\nBiodegradable glitter?", ">\n\nyou know there is biodegradable glitter. it's made from seaweed.", ">\n\nPlastic glitter, yes. That's why we need more widely available biodegradable glitter, as in you should have to go hunting for an obscure store to find plastic glitter and it should be the more expensive option. You can have my edible glitter when you pry it from my cold, dead fingers!", ">\n\nComing from a dollar tree employee, you have spoken directly to my heart", ">\n\nLoose glitter, sure. Secured glitter is fine", ">\n\nI totally agree with you. But I don't think this is an unpopular opinion. No upvote for you.\nWe recently made some glitter slime at our house, however.", ">\n\nPeople could stop buying it all together but they would still make it.\nAppearantly there is some mystery company that buys like 80% of the world's glitter but Big Glitter won't tell us who because there is a confidentiality agreement and they want me to go insane because I will never know who is buying all the glitter and WHY!", ">\n\nIt’s Disney. (I have no idea but the glitter mess all over the Magic Kingdom is awful).", ">\n\nI have a coworker who makes a birthday board for our office every month and always uses glitter. There is now just permanently ingrained glitter on the desk, on the phone, on the floor, on everything. No amount of lysol or mopping or whatever else will get it. Infuriating.", ">\n\nGlitter is an ecological disaster.", ">\n\nWho cares? The minuscule amount of plastics left behind because of a bit of glitter is negligible", ">\n\nA friend of mine once said that glitter is the ‘herpes of arts and crafts’", ">\n\nPretty but agree", ">\n\nI just don't like glitter. Some glitter won't harm many people BUT GOD ITS SO ANNOYING! Never asked for you to stuff your gift with SHRAPNEL", ">\n\nBog standard super popular opinion. Are you a bot, or just living under a rock?", ">\n\nIf you can, you should definitely buy biodegradable glitter at sprinkles instead and then you don't have to worry obout microplastic", ">\n\nPlastic bags have been banned at most places for years where I live (Santa Cruz, CA). Only paper bags are available (with very few exceptions), and they cost 25 cents. \nBut I reused plastic bags all the time. Not so with paper bags, which often break during first use. I shoved plastic bags in my purse and didn’t have to remember to carry them in to the store like standard reusable bags. I’d get 5+ uses out of them. They also double as a handy bag you can stuff in your pocket when hiking, in case you come across any tasty mushrooms (a common occurrence for me!).\nBut glitter? I see that very rarely. Unless the ‘90s-style face glitter I used as a preteen has come back into fashion (which it may well have; I don’t know any teenagers).", ">\n\nWe gonna kill trees to make paper straws?", ">\n\nClap, clap, clap, white elephant party's everywhere. Til next year for revenge purposes.", ">\n\nHad a Christmas party at work I was still sweeping it up months later it got everywhere. After that the boss had a no glitter policy after that.", ">\n\nWhat did Mariah carey do to you?", ">\n\nYou say that because you don’t know Brazil’s carnival. Our outfits are entirely based on glitter. Sometimes only glitter in fact.", ">\n\nNot an unpopular opinion\nI just went through 2 days of trying to remove that bs from my jeans and a laptop bag because of a gift bag....it's still embedded into both even after trying to use a lint roller and laundry. What is the point of glitter when ppl can just use paint or ribbons..", ">\n\nIt's certainly true that the use of plastic products, including greeting cards and wrapping paper, can contribute to the problem of plastic pollution. Microplastics, which are small plastic particles that are 5 millimeters in size or smaller, can be found in a variety of products and can end up in the environment, where they can have negative impacts on wildlife and ecosystems. Reducing our use of plastic products can help to mitigate this problem.", ">\n\nFun fact: the biggest buyer of glitter by far is likely the US DoD, though they don’t actually divulge who they are. The glitter in chaff is most likely just the stuff you can buy at a craft store.", ">\n\nEverytime they get on my hands a puppy cries" ]

[ "Glitter is the herpes of the crafting world", ">\n\nMy sister used to say this, she actually mailed our aunt a joke card filled with glitter designed to gently explode upon opening. When our aunt called our house, my sister just told her she gave her “glitter herpes” to remember her by. Six years latter, our aunt still finds little shiny specs on her couch and shag carpeting.", ">\n\nI'm so sorry to hear about your sister. I assume your aunt murdered her?", ">\n\nI'm sorry to hear Marcus's auntie still keeps shag carpeting. So much the worse for the glitter too.", ">\n\nYou got that wrong, Marcus's auntie keeps shagging carpets", ">\n\nMunch munch munch", ">\n\nDrove Uber, woman dropped a handful of glitter in the back seats, pissed I wouldn’t make a pit stop I guess. Didn’t notice, quick pick up of two nicely dressed women all in black on the way to a church service for their elderly mom. They noticed after sitting down in it. Still took the ride. I wanted to die seeing their black sparkly butts go up the church walk. Screw glitter and all who use it.", ">\n\nI'm not a huge fan of glitter, but biodegradable glitter does exist and is common. I think non-biodegradable glitter should stop being used though.", ">\n\nIt still gets EVERYWHERE", ">\n\nI don’t like sand", ">\n\nIt's coarse and rough and irritating", ">\n\nNot like here. Here everything is soft, and smooth.", ">\n\nRepeat after me kids:\nGLITTER IS LITTER", ">\n\nG-litter\nGlorious litter \nIt's pretty\nIt's still litter.", ">\n\n\"pretty to look at\" is as good as glitter gets", ">\n\nOf course. No one told you to eat it", ">\n\nA lot of times it contains heavy metals too", ">\n\nNo wonder those bands in the 80s used to use a lot of it", ">\n\nGlitter is the herpes of the rock world.", ">\n\nI think herpes was still the herpes of the rock world back then... poor Pam.", ">\n\nGlitter is not allowed in my house \nI allowed it once and still can find traces of it to this day....", ">\n\nI had a phone case with glitter. The thing busted months ago and I'm STILL finding traces of it", ">\n\nI will assault anyone who thinks it’s funny to give me a glitter bomb as a joke gift", ">\n\nGlitter bombs are only acceptable for cheating exes", ">\n\nAnd porch pirates", ">\n\nI saw a prank video about that on YouTube", ">\n\nYeah Mark Rober did it for 5 years, pretty epic prank", ">\n\nAs someone who just wore an all glitter dress I got for Christmas to an out of state function, I hate glitter. I burned the dress after I got home. Literally everywhere I went I left a trail of glitter and I felt like the biggest asshole on the planet. I went to go potty and the stall looked like someone murdered a glitter pixie. I don't think this is unpopular.", ">\n\nPotty? Grow up", ">\n\n/r/gatekeeping", ">\n\nPerhaps the most banal version of it.", ">\n\n\"Critics who treat 'adult' as a term of approval, instead of as a merely descriptive term, cannot be adult themselves. To be concerned about being grown up, to admire the grown up because it is grown up, to blush at the suspicion of being childish; these things are the marks of childhood and adolescence. And in childhood and adolescence they are, in moderation, healthy symptoms. Young things ought to want to grow. But to carry on into middle life or even into early manhood this concern about being adult is a mark of really arrested development. When I was ten, I read fairy tales in secret and would have been ashamed if I had been found doing so. Now that I am fifty I read them openly. When I became a man I put away childish things, including the fear of childishness and the desire to be very grown up.\" -- C.S. Lewis", ">\n\nAnd that's why I bought bio degradable glitter. I freaking love sparkles but the planet is important. There's also edible glitter that I plan on getting eventually.", ">\n\nIts fun. But you'll definitely spill some and find it everywhere for a few weeks. Not as bad as regular glitter tho. And your poop looks fancy for a day.\nBut: Biodegradable is a lie, usually. It's only biodegradable under VERY specific circumstances that are not met in a landfill or even most bio waste composting plants. Burning it works just fine :D", ">\n\nThis is popular as fuck", ">\n\nThe fact that glitter both exists and is used says otherwise.", ">\n\nI exist and am used, but I'm not popular.", ">\n\nBut are you biodegradable?", ">\n\nEverything except my bones.", ">\n\nGlitter is terrible. Now, sparkly stuff that doesn't bleed onto everything is okay and enjoyable. But glitter that leaks onto everything and never goes away is so bad", ">\n\nIm like a crow.. i need the shiny in my life", ">\n\nSAME", ">\n\nThe largest purchaser of glitter worldwide actively hides the fact that they are the largest purchaser of glitter worldwide", ">\n\nHow are you going to put me out there like that?", ">\n\nSorry De_Nilla the world has to know what you use all of it for", ">\n\nMy 6 year old could not disagree with this comment more strongly.", ">\n\nMy 4 year old too. \nShe dropped a tiny little tub of glitter on the floor (yay Christmas presents!) in the dining room and even after sweeping and hoovering the floor is SPARKLY!", ">\n\nyou could turn on a good old fashioned Kirby, leave it running in one spot for a century, pick it up and it will still sparkle under it", ">\n\nGlitter is a horrific abomination and if any type of plastic should be banned, it should be glitter.", ">\n\nI see your point. But it is oh so wonderful to send an enemy a glitter bomb.", ">\n\nPeople actually have enemies? And fantasize about vengeful antics?\nI really need to get out more", ">\n\nI would say this is the most popular opinion ever posted on this thread. NO ONE is coming out in support of glitter.", ">\n\ni support glitter 😂", ">\n\nDownvote this person into oblivion ☝️", ">\n\nThats a downvote for you! Glitter rules!", ">\n\nI hope you get it stuck in your hard to reach places!", ">\n\nAnd you have a life with no happy sparklies!", ">\n\nNGL, I don't even care about the whole micro plastics thing that much, I just hate the mess it leaves in general, seems the second a kid spills glitter in a house you're going to be finding little specs of glitter all around the place until the end of time. (or the building burns down, whatever is first) Even with effort to clean it up some always manages to remain. \nThink a good way of telling if a house was ever owned by a family with kids is just to have a good look at the gaps between floor boards, skirting and what not, any glitter and you know kids have likely been there.", ">\n\nI'm an artist who works with glitter and resin, and you're all absolutely correct. It's a plague, and I love it. Studio floors are gorgeous, but it gets places I haven't been, ever. It's in my boyfriends welding helmet, and that doesn't come home.", ">\n\nI have 3 daughters and especially when they were younger it seemed like there was glitter everywhere in our house. Well I get a call from my sister who was part angry part couldn't stop laughing. I had given her some leftover infant diapers we had, and she was at the doctors with her recently born son.\nDuring the check up she saw a strange look come over the Docs face, concerned she moved to see what was going on and was horrified to see her sons balls sparkling with glitter.\nGlitter is trash, and gets EVERYWHERE.", ">\n\nWe buy stupid vinyl records that are damage the first time you use them, instead of CDs. CD s are just music delivery system. People buy non stick pans, which are disposable, as opposed to a stainless steel pans which will out last your grandchildren. People buy expensive cell phones that you throw out when the battery is dead. I have five working computers, that they turned off the operating systems. They say people buy fast fashion. Hell, I can't but anything else. I can live with the glitter.", ">\n\nI had my MacBook for 10 years. Still worked perfectly. But I couldn’t update it anymore. Roughly 6 months later, none of the apps I was trying to run would work anymore. So I had to get a new one. I didn’t need a new one. It was annoying. I like my current MacBook but I’m annoyed that I even have to have it.", ">\n\nthis sub needs an update it's littered with popular opinions", ">\n\nThe things people will do for karma.\nAnd people admit knowing the rules and upvoting when they agree", ">\n\nBioglitter ftw", ">\n\nNo glitter, ftmfw", ">\n\nWhy do you hate fun", ">\n\nWhy do you choose to be the way you are?", ">\n\nGlitter is the middle of sequins\nEdit: get rid of both", ">\n\nI love glitter. They shine and shimmer", ">\n\ndid something concerning glitter happen to you recently lol? jusk askin", ">\n\nOP is probably another victim of the glitter boobytrap.", ">\n\ni’m a raver so reading these comments is just painful 😭😭😭😭", ">\n\nBuy the bio/eco-friendly glitter! I use it for music festivals and love it.", ">\n\ngood idea 😊😊😊", ">\n\nWhen I need to use glitter, I'm buying a biodegradable one. Problem solved", ">\n\nI think it's funny that every time I go to a music festival the people who say they love the planet the most are the first to throw glitter and chemical glow sticks like it's going out of style.", ">\n\nI go to music festivals and love face glitter, but I buy the bio/eco glitter that is made from algae. Not trying to be confrontational with you, just don't want you to think that everyone who loves to sparkle hates the environment.", ">\n\nI hate both", ">\n\nThis isn't an unpopular opinion....\nIDK if you've seen Good Mythical Morning, but they had glitter on the show ONCE and then instituted a serious, company-wide policy of banning glitter completely. Link still looks mad whenever the subject of glitter comes up.", ">\n\nPREACH", ">\n\nCheck your mailbox (there is a glitter bomb)", ">\n\nCards that play music are electronic waste", ">\n\nI agree. Easy downvote.", ">", ">\n\nlol is reddit supoosed to be an imageboard now? whats with the image replies", ">", ">\n\nThis is 10/10 not an upopular opinion. It’s is literally the herpes of the arts and crafts world. Nobody wants it, but of COURSE somebody has it, and they usually don’t tell you about it until it’s too late, and once you have it it’s impossible to get rid of.", ">\n\nThat's a great analogy. Even though I love glitter", ">\n\nI teach little children. I absolutely love glitter!", ">\n\nFantastic read for anyone interested. \nWhat Is Glitter? By Caity Weaver for The New York Times", ">\n\nBiodegradable glitter", ">\n\nbiggest sigh known to man", ">\n\nI don’t do much craft, but me and all the other performers I know are using biodegradable glitter products now.", ">\n\nDon’t get me started on edible glitter…", ">\n\nThis girl I'm talking to said \"give me your arm\" I was watching TV so I just obliged, she rubbed my whole arm with a brush that got loads of glitter on my skin. \"Now you sparkle like me\" was all I got when I asked why on earth I would want that.", ">\n\nGlitter is the STI of the arts and crafts world", ">\n\nOn what planet is this unpopular?", ">\n\nMercury, the surface temperature permanently fuses the glitter with everything it touches", ">\n\nI agree, but I use biodegradable glitter. I wish I could ditch it but I’m a rave girl, so that’s simply not an option…😏", ">\n\nSame goes for filling party balloons with helium. Literally taking a finite resource and filling a piece of trash with it.", ">\n\nI hope someone glitterbombs you", ">\n\nI hope someone glitter bombs me.", ">\n\nI like glitter. I'm man enough to say it", ">\n\nIs this Opposite Day in r/unpopularopinion? \nr/unpopularopinion glitter is the best, closely followed by sand.", ">\n\nIt is always opposite day here.\nAny actual unpopular opinions were banned a long time ago, try mentioning weight or race and chances are the mods will automatically ban it.", ">\n\nI despise glitter, it gets EVERYWHERE, and it sticks too. I just do my best to avoid it", ">\n\nI love the look of glitter. I love the biodegradable stuff but the price is insane and to buy craft is so cheap and easy. It's disappointing. I have a cup that's covered in glitter the best part is it sealed in and does shed everywhere.", ">\n\nI smell this opinion getting deleted from a mile away", ">\n\nCan we use glitter for scammers and people who steal packages?", ">\n\nI remember seeing videos of this man who made this box which used GPS and hidden cameras on all sides to catch porch pirates. When the person took the packaging off the box, an alarm sounded and it would throw up massive clouds of glitter.", ">\n\nYES! AND BALLOONS!! Enough with the balloon releases and glitter bombs!!", ">\n\nI would have to argue that balloons are worse than glitter. At least from an environmental, less-waste perspective.", ">\n\nBalloons are an eco nightmare and I wish we could ban them... But glitter sucks too.", ">\n\nGlitter is the herpes of the craft world. I would be happy to never see it again", ">\n\nThis post is just an I hate glitter circle jerk. We all hate glitter", ">\n\nMark Rober gets a pass.", ">\n\nIf your only argument is based on microplastics, you need to find a better one lol", ">\n\nDidn't even have to read the post. Every mom everywhere agrees with you", ">\n\nWe have 4 kids and respectfully disagree", ">\n\n✨ I absolutely love glitter and if I could I would sprinkle it everywhere I went. I think this world would be a better place if there was more glitter in random places. ✨", ">\n\nlike your liver?\nmmm microplastics in liver", ">\n\nYes, I do. But I'll take my chances. Something has to be the cause of our death. Imagine if we were so scared of anything that may kill us, that we avoided doing anything. That's not living. If I die of glitter, I'll be okay with that.", ">\n\nI'm also ok with you dieing from glitter; myself, not so much.", ">\n\nBut I'm okay with you dieing from glitter.", ">\n\nHoly shit yes. \nFuck glitter. Shit should be flat out illegal!", ">\n\nI absolutely hate glitter on anything, crafting, makeup, clothes. The shit is ugly as f", ">\n\ni like glitter", ">", ">\n\nSomeone needs to invent biodegradable glitter ASAP", ">\n\nIt has existed for years now...", ">\n\nBut glitter tastes so good", ">\n\nYou mean with lipstick right? RIGHT??", ">\n\nMhmm sure! Yeah with lipstick, not...just plain glitter, totally!", ">\n\nGlitter is probably the worst thing to happen at the university I attended, because grad pics needed glitter and god forbid you clean up after your shoot.", ">\n\nPopular opinion!", ">\n\nnot only aesthetically lame but terrible for literally everyone and the environment", ">\n\nDoesnt even look good tbh", ">\n\nbiodegradable glitter is great! Balloons need to go if you are getting rid of glitter.", ">\n\nGot a bunch on me at Christmas from gift bags", ">\n\nBut how else would women figure out their husbands were at a strip club?", ">\n\nWho ever inventer and created glitter better die. Or is dead but yet glitter isnt yet. Fk", ">\n\nIt’s so pretty tho…", ">\n\nIs Glitter your mom's name?", ">\n\nI despite it as well", ">\n\nI was on some various drugs a couple weeks ago with my best bud. He randomly decided to blow a fistful of glitter directly into my face when I wasn’t paying attention. Needless to say I wasn’t amused. And two weeks later I’m still finding glitter around my room.", ">\n\nHow do you feel about edible or biodegradable glitter?", ">\n\nI did laundry today. I what was in the lint trap? Glitter", ">\n\nWhy do you people hate fun?", ">\n\nGlitter should dissolve in water and be good for plants/grass", ">\n\nIdgaf I love glitter", ">\n\nmmm I see an incredible amount of people bitch about glitter all the time. I think you have the popular opinion and I actually have the unpopular one for liking it lol.", ">\n\nOh I thought you were talking about the movie in which case I was going to say that’s not so unpopular.", ">\n\nGlitter: the herpes of arts & crafts", ">\n\nIt’s literally fancy dust, but it’s fun!", ">\n\nGlitter is the herpes of the craft world.", ">\n\nI spilled glitter in one of my tool bags 6 years ago and I am still finding bits. It's a disease that infects you and never get cured.", ">\n\nBiodegradable glitter?", ">\n\nyou know there is biodegradable glitter. it's made from seaweed.", ">\n\nPlastic glitter, yes. That's why we need more widely available biodegradable glitter, as in you should have to go hunting for an obscure store to find plastic glitter and it should be the more expensive option. You can have my edible glitter when you pry it from my cold, dead fingers!", ">\n\nComing from a dollar tree employee, you have spoken directly to my heart", ">\n\nLoose glitter, sure. Secured glitter is fine", ">\n\nI totally agree with you. But I don't think this is an unpopular opinion. No upvote for you.\nWe recently made some glitter slime at our house, however.", ">\n\nPeople could stop buying it all together but they would still make it.\nAppearantly there is some mystery company that buys like 80% of the world's glitter but Big Glitter won't tell us who because there is a confidentiality agreement and they want me to go insane because I will never know who is buying all the glitter and WHY!", ">\n\nIt’s Disney. (I have no idea but the glitter mess all over the Magic Kingdom is awful).", ">\n\nI have a coworker who makes a birthday board for our office every month and always uses glitter. There is now just permanently ingrained glitter on the desk, on the phone, on the floor, on everything. No amount of lysol or mopping or whatever else will get it. Infuriating.", ">\n\nGlitter is an ecological disaster.", ">\n\nWho cares? The minuscule amount of plastics left behind because of a bit of glitter is negligible", ">\n\nA friend of mine once said that glitter is the ‘herpes of arts and crafts’", ">\n\nPretty but agree", ">\n\nI just don't like glitter. Some glitter won't harm many people BUT GOD ITS SO ANNOYING! Never asked for you to stuff your gift with SHRAPNEL", ">\n\nBog standard super popular opinion. Are you a bot, or just living under a rock?", ">\n\nIf you can, you should definitely buy biodegradable glitter at sprinkles instead and then you don't have to worry obout microplastic", ">\n\nPlastic bags have been banned at most places for years where I live (Santa Cruz, CA). Only paper bags are available (with very few exceptions), and they cost 25 cents. \nBut I reused plastic bags all the time. Not so with paper bags, which often break during first use. I shoved plastic bags in my purse and didn’t have to remember to carry them in to the store like standard reusable bags. I’d get 5+ uses out of them. They also double as a handy bag you can stuff in your pocket when hiking, in case you come across any tasty mushrooms (a common occurrence for me!).\nBut glitter? I see that very rarely. Unless the ‘90s-style face glitter I used as a preteen has come back into fashion (which it may well have; I don’t know any teenagers).", ">\n\nWe gonna kill trees to make paper straws?", ">\n\nClap, clap, clap, white elephant party's everywhere. Til next year for revenge purposes.", ">\n\nHad a Christmas party at work I was still sweeping it up months later it got everywhere. After that the boss had a no glitter policy after that.", ">\n\nWhat did Mariah carey do to you?", ">\n\nYou say that because you don’t know Brazil’s carnival. Our outfits are entirely based on glitter. Sometimes only glitter in fact.", ">\n\nNot an unpopular opinion\nI just went through 2 days of trying to remove that bs from my jeans and a laptop bag because of a gift bag....it's still embedded into both even after trying to use a lint roller and laundry. What is the point of glitter when ppl can just use paint or ribbons..", ">\n\nIt's certainly true that the use of plastic products, including greeting cards and wrapping paper, can contribute to the problem of plastic pollution. Microplastics, which are small plastic particles that are 5 millimeters in size or smaller, can be found in a variety of products and can end up in the environment, where they can have negative impacts on wildlife and ecosystems. Reducing our use of plastic products can help to mitigate this problem.", ">\n\nFun fact: the biggest buyer of glitter by far is likely the US DoD, though they don’t actually divulge who they are. The glitter in chaff is most likely just the stuff you can buy at a craft store.", ">\n\nEverytime they get on my hands a puppy cries", ">\n\n90 % of waste plasitc is caused by like a dozen companies and is all pre consumer. Your hatred of glitter isnt unpopular, and banning glitter wont meaningfully impact the fight against microplastics.\nHoneatly a basic bitch take. Milktoast to the highest magnitude. The horseshoe theory of mediocre takes." ]

[ "Glitter is the herpes of the crafting world", ">\n\nMy sister used to say this, she actually mailed our aunt a joke card filled with glitter designed to gently explode upon opening. When our aunt called our house, my sister just told her she gave her “glitter herpes” to remember her by. Six years latter, our aunt still finds little shiny specs on her couch and shag carpeting.", ">\n\nI'm so sorry to hear about your sister. I assume your aunt murdered her?", ">\n\nI'm sorry to hear Marcus's auntie still keeps shag carpeting. So much the worse for the glitter too.", ">\n\nYou got that wrong, Marcus's auntie keeps shagging carpets", ">\n\nMunch munch munch", ">\n\nDrove Uber, woman dropped a handful of glitter in the back seats, pissed I wouldn’t make a pit stop I guess. Didn’t notice, quick pick up of two nicely dressed women all in black on the way to a church service for their elderly mom. They noticed after sitting down in it. Still took the ride. I wanted to die seeing their black sparkly butts go up the church walk. Screw glitter and all who use it.", ">\n\nI'm not a huge fan of glitter, but biodegradable glitter does exist and is common. I think non-biodegradable glitter should stop being used though.", ">\n\nIt still gets EVERYWHERE", ">\n\nI don’t like sand", ">\n\nIt's coarse and rough and irritating", ">\n\nNot like here. Here everything is soft, and smooth.", ">\n\nRepeat after me kids:\nGLITTER IS LITTER", ">\n\nG-litter\nGlorious litter \nIt's pretty\nIt's still litter.", ">\n\n\"pretty to look at\" is as good as glitter gets", ">\n\nOf course. No one told you to eat it", ">\n\nA lot of times it contains heavy metals too", ">\n\nNo wonder those bands in the 80s used to use a lot of it", ">\n\nGlitter is the herpes of the rock world.", ">\n\nI think herpes was still the herpes of the rock world back then... poor Pam.", ">\n\nGlitter is not allowed in my house \nI allowed it once and still can find traces of it to this day....", ">\n\nI had a phone case with glitter. The thing busted months ago and I'm STILL finding traces of it", ">\n\nI will assault anyone who thinks it’s funny to give me a glitter bomb as a joke gift", ">\n\nGlitter bombs are only acceptable for cheating exes", ">\n\nAnd porch pirates", ">\n\nI saw a prank video about that on YouTube", ">\n\nYeah Mark Rober did it for 5 years, pretty epic prank", ">\n\nAs someone who just wore an all glitter dress I got for Christmas to an out of state function, I hate glitter. I burned the dress after I got home. Literally everywhere I went I left a trail of glitter and I felt like the biggest asshole on the planet. I went to go potty and the stall looked like someone murdered a glitter pixie. I don't think this is unpopular.", ">\n\nPotty? Grow up", ">\n\n/r/gatekeeping", ">\n\nPerhaps the most banal version of it.", ">\n\n\"Critics who treat 'adult' as a term of approval, instead of as a merely descriptive term, cannot be adult themselves. To be concerned about being grown up, to admire the grown up because it is grown up, to blush at the suspicion of being childish; these things are the marks of childhood and adolescence. And in childhood and adolescence they are, in moderation, healthy symptoms. Young things ought to want to grow. But to carry on into middle life or even into early manhood this concern about being adult is a mark of really arrested development. When I was ten, I read fairy tales in secret and would have been ashamed if I had been found doing so. Now that I am fifty I read them openly. When I became a man I put away childish things, including the fear of childishness and the desire to be very grown up.\" -- C.S. Lewis", ">\n\nAnd that's why I bought bio degradable glitter. I freaking love sparkles but the planet is important. There's also edible glitter that I plan on getting eventually.", ">\n\nIts fun. But you'll definitely spill some and find it everywhere for a few weeks. Not as bad as regular glitter tho. And your poop looks fancy for a day.\nBut: Biodegradable is a lie, usually. It's only biodegradable under VERY specific circumstances that are not met in a landfill or even most bio waste composting plants. Burning it works just fine :D", ">\n\nThis is popular as fuck", ">\n\nThe fact that glitter both exists and is used says otherwise.", ">\n\nI exist and am used, but I'm not popular.", ">\n\nBut are you biodegradable?", ">\n\nEverything except my bones.", ">\n\nGlitter is terrible. Now, sparkly stuff that doesn't bleed onto everything is okay and enjoyable. But glitter that leaks onto everything and never goes away is so bad", ">\n\nIm like a crow.. i need the shiny in my life", ">\n\nSAME", ">\n\nThe largest purchaser of glitter worldwide actively hides the fact that they are the largest purchaser of glitter worldwide", ">\n\nHow are you going to put me out there like that?", ">\n\nSorry De_Nilla the world has to know what you use all of it for", ">\n\nMy 6 year old could not disagree with this comment more strongly.", ">\n\nMy 4 year old too. \nShe dropped a tiny little tub of glitter on the floor (yay Christmas presents!) in the dining room and even after sweeping and hoovering the floor is SPARKLY!", ">\n\nyou could turn on a good old fashioned Kirby, leave it running in one spot for a century, pick it up and it will still sparkle under it", ">\n\nGlitter is a horrific abomination and if any type of plastic should be banned, it should be glitter.", ">\n\nI see your point. But it is oh so wonderful to send an enemy a glitter bomb.", ">\n\nPeople actually have enemies? And fantasize about vengeful antics?\nI really need to get out more", ">\n\nI would say this is the most popular opinion ever posted on this thread. NO ONE is coming out in support of glitter.", ">\n\ni support glitter 😂", ">\n\nDownvote this person into oblivion ☝️", ">\n\nThats a downvote for you! Glitter rules!", ">\n\nI hope you get it stuck in your hard to reach places!", ">\n\nAnd you have a life with no happy sparklies!", ">\n\nNGL, I don't even care about the whole micro plastics thing that much, I just hate the mess it leaves in general, seems the second a kid spills glitter in a house you're going to be finding little specs of glitter all around the place until the end of time. (or the building burns down, whatever is first) Even with effort to clean it up some always manages to remain. \nThink a good way of telling if a house was ever owned by a family with kids is just to have a good look at the gaps between floor boards, skirting and what not, any glitter and you know kids have likely been there.", ">\n\nI'm an artist who works with glitter and resin, and you're all absolutely correct. It's a plague, and I love it. Studio floors are gorgeous, but it gets places I haven't been, ever. It's in my boyfriends welding helmet, and that doesn't come home.", ">\n\nI have 3 daughters and especially when they were younger it seemed like there was glitter everywhere in our house. Well I get a call from my sister who was part angry part couldn't stop laughing. I had given her some leftover infant diapers we had, and she was at the doctors with her recently born son.\nDuring the check up she saw a strange look come over the Docs face, concerned she moved to see what was going on and was horrified to see her sons balls sparkling with glitter.\nGlitter is trash, and gets EVERYWHERE.", ">\n\nWe buy stupid vinyl records that are damage the first time you use them, instead of CDs. CD s are just music delivery system. People buy non stick pans, which are disposable, as opposed to a stainless steel pans which will out last your grandchildren. People buy expensive cell phones that you throw out when the battery is dead. I have five working computers, that they turned off the operating systems. They say people buy fast fashion. Hell, I can't but anything else. I can live with the glitter.", ">\n\nI had my MacBook for 10 years. Still worked perfectly. But I couldn’t update it anymore. Roughly 6 months later, none of the apps I was trying to run would work anymore. So I had to get a new one. I didn’t need a new one. It was annoying. I like my current MacBook but I’m annoyed that I even have to have it.", ">\n\nthis sub needs an update it's littered with popular opinions", ">\n\nThe things people will do for karma.\nAnd people admit knowing the rules and upvoting when they agree", ">\n\nBioglitter ftw", ">\n\nNo glitter, ftmfw", ">\n\nWhy do you hate fun", ">\n\nWhy do you choose to be the way you are?", ">\n\nGlitter is the middle of sequins\nEdit: get rid of both", ">\n\nI love glitter. They shine and shimmer", ">\n\ndid something concerning glitter happen to you recently lol? jusk askin", ">\n\nOP is probably another victim of the glitter boobytrap.", ">\n\ni’m a raver so reading these comments is just painful 😭😭😭😭", ">\n\nBuy the bio/eco-friendly glitter! I use it for music festivals and love it.", ">\n\ngood idea 😊😊😊", ">\n\nWhen I need to use glitter, I'm buying a biodegradable one. Problem solved", ">\n\nI think it's funny that every time I go to a music festival the people who say they love the planet the most are the first to throw glitter and chemical glow sticks like it's going out of style.", ">\n\nI go to music festivals and love face glitter, but I buy the bio/eco glitter that is made from algae. Not trying to be confrontational with you, just don't want you to think that everyone who loves to sparkle hates the environment.", ">\n\nI hate both", ">\n\nThis isn't an unpopular opinion....\nIDK if you've seen Good Mythical Morning, but they had glitter on the show ONCE and then instituted a serious, company-wide policy of banning glitter completely. Link still looks mad whenever the subject of glitter comes up.", ">\n\nPREACH", ">\n\nCheck your mailbox (there is a glitter bomb)", ">\n\nCards that play music are electronic waste", ">\n\nI agree. Easy downvote.", ">", ">\n\nlol is reddit supoosed to be an imageboard now? whats with the image replies", ">", ">\n\nThis is 10/10 not an upopular opinion. It’s is literally the herpes of the arts and crafts world. Nobody wants it, but of COURSE somebody has it, and they usually don’t tell you about it until it’s too late, and once you have it it’s impossible to get rid of.", ">\n\nThat's a great analogy. Even though I love glitter", ">\n\nI teach little children. I absolutely love glitter!", ">\n\nFantastic read for anyone interested. \nWhat Is Glitter? By Caity Weaver for The New York Times", ">\n\nBiodegradable glitter", ">\n\nbiggest sigh known to man", ">\n\nI don’t do much craft, but me and all the other performers I know are using biodegradable glitter products now.", ">\n\nDon’t get me started on edible glitter…", ">\n\nThis girl I'm talking to said \"give me your arm\" I was watching TV so I just obliged, she rubbed my whole arm with a brush that got loads of glitter on my skin. \"Now you sparkle like me\" was all I got when I asked why on earth I would want that.", ">\n\nGlitter is the STI of the arts and crafts world", ">\n\nOn what planet is this unpopular?", ">\n\nMercury, the surface temperature permanently fuses the glitter with everything it touches", ">\n\nI agree, but I use biodegradable glitter. I wish I could ditch it but I’m a rave girl, so that’s simply not an option…😏", ">\n\nSame goes for filling party balloons with helium. Literally taking a finite resource and filling a piece of trash with it.", ">\n\nI hope someone glitterbombs you", ">\n\nI hope someone glitter bombs me.", ">\n\nI like glitter. I'm man enough to say it", ">\n\nIs this Opposite Day in r/unpopularopinion? \nr/unpopularopinion glitter is the best, closely followed by sand.", ">\n\nIt is always opposite day here.\nAny actual unpopular opinions were banned a long time ago, try mentioning weight or race and chances are the mods will automatically ban it.", ">\n\nI despise glitter, it gets EVERYWHERE, and it sticks too. I just do my best to avoid it", ">\n\nI love the look of glitter. I love the biodegradable stuff but the price is insane and to buy craft is so cheap and easy. It's disappointing. I have a cup that's covered in glitter the best part is it sealed in and does shed everywhere.", ">\n\nI smell this opinion getting deleted from a mile away", ">\n\nCan we use glitter for scammers and people who steal packages?", ">\n\nI remember seeing videos of this man who made this box which used GPS and hidden cameras on all sides to catch porch pirates. When the person took the packaging off the box, an alarm sounded and it would throw up massive clouds of glitter.", ">\n\nYES! AND BALLOONS!! Enough with the balloon releases and glitter bombs!!", ">\n\nI would have to argue that balloons are worse than glitter. At least from an environmental, less-waste perspective.", ">\n\nBalloons are an eco nightmare and I wish we could ban them... But glitter sucks too.", ">\n\nGlitter is the herpes of the craft world. I would be happy to never see it again", ">\n\nThis post is just an I hate glitter circle jerk. We all hate glitter", ">\n\nMark Rober gets a pass.", ">\n\nIf your only argument is based on microplastics, you need to find a better one lol", ">\n\nDidn't even have to read the post. Every mom everywhere agrees with you", ">\n\nWe have 4 kids and respectfully disagree", ">\n\n✨ I absolutely love glitter and if I could I would sprinkle it everywhere I went. I think this world would be a better place if there was more glitter in random places. ✨", ">\n\nlike your liver?\nmmm microplastics in liver", ">\n\nYes, I do. But I'll take my chances. Something has to be the cause of our death. Imagine if we were so scared of anything that may kill us, that we avoided doing anything. That's not living. If I die of glitter, I'll be okay with that.", ">\n\nI'm also ok with you dieing from glitter; myself, not so much.", ">\n\nBut I'm okay with you dieing from glitter.", ">\n\nHoly shit yes. \nFuck glitter. Shit should be flat out illegal!", ">\n\nI absolutely hate glitter on anything, crafting, makeup, clothes. The shit is ugly as f", ">\n\ni like glitter", ">", ">\n\nSomeone needs to invent biodegradable glitter ASAP", ">\n\nIt has existed for years now...", ">\n\nBut glitter tastes so good", ">\n\nYou mean with lipstick right? RIGHT??", ">\n\nMhmm sure! Yeah with lipstick, not...just plain glitter, totally!", ">\n\nGlitter is probably the worst thing to happen at the university I attended, because grad pics needed glitter and god forbid you clean up after your shoot.", ">\n\nPopular opinion!", ">\n\nnot only aesthetically lame but terrible for literally everyone and the environment", ">\n\nDoesnt even look good tbh", ">\n\nbiodegradable glitter is great! Balloons need to go if you are getting rid of glitter.", ">\n\nGot a bunch on me at Christmas from gift bags", ">\n\nBut how else would women figure out their husbands were at a strip club?", ">\n\nWho ever inventer and created glitter better die. Or is dead but yet glitter isnt yet. Fk", ">\n\nIt’s so pretty tho…", ">\n\nIs Glitter your mom's name?", ">\n\nI despite it as well", ">\n\nI was on some various drugs a couple weeks ago with my best bud. He randomly decided to blow a fistful of glitter directly into my face when I wasn’t paying attention. Needless to say I wasn’t amused. And two weeks later I’m still finding glitter around my room.", ">\n\nHow do you feel about edible or biodegradable glitter?", ">\n\nI did laundry today. I what was in the lint trap? Glitter", ">\n\nWhy do you people hate fun?", ">\n\nGlitter should dissolve in water and be good for plants/grass", ">\n\nIdgaf I love glitter", ">\n\nmmm I see an incredible amount of people bitch about glitter all the time. I think you have the popular opinion and I actually have the unpopular one for liking it lol.", ">\n\nOh I thought you were talking about the movie in which case I was going to say that’s not so unpopular.", ">\n\nGlitter: the herpes of arts & crafts", ">\n\nIt’s literally fancy dust, but it’s fun!", ">\n\nGlitter is the herpes of the craft world.", ">\n\nI spilled glitter in one of my tool bags 6 years ago and I am still finding bits. It's a disease that infects you and never get cured.", ">\n\nBiodegradable glitter?", ">\n\nyou know there is biodegradable glitter. it's made from seaweed.", ">\n\nPlastic glitter, yes. That's why we need more widely available biodegradable glitter, as in you should have to go hunting for an obscure store to find plastic glitter and it should be the more expensive option. You can have my edible glitter when you pry it from my cold, dead fingers!", ">\n\nComing from a dollar tree employee, you have spoken directly to my heart", ">\n\nLoose glitter, sure. Secured glitter is fine", ">\n\nI totally agree with you. But I don't think this is an unpopular opinion. No upvote for you.\nWe recently made some glitter slime at our house, however.", ">\n\nPeople could stop buying it all together but they would still make it.\nAppearantly there is some mystery company that buys like 80% of the world's glitter but Big Glitter won't tell us who because there is a confidentiality agreement and they want me to go insane because I will never know who is buying all the glitter and WHY!", ">\n\nIt’s Disney. (I have no idea but the glitter mess all over the Magic Kingdom is awful).", ">\n\nI have a coworker who makes a birthday board for our office every month and always uses glitter. There is now just permanently ingrained glitter on the desk, on the phone, on the floor, on everything. No amount of lysol or mopping or whatever else will get it. Infuriating.", ">\n\nGlitter is an ecological disaster.", ">\n\nWho cares? The minuscule amount of plastics left behind because of a bit of glitter is negligible", ">\n\nA friend of mine once said that glitter is the ‘herpes of arts and crafts’", ">\n\nPretty but agree", ">\n\nI just don't like glitter. Some glitter won't harm many people BUT GOD ITS SO ANNOYING! Never asked for you to stuff your gift with SHRAPNEL", ">\n\nBog standard super popular opinion. Are you a bot, or just living under a rock?", ">\n\nIf you can, you should definitely buy biodegradable glitter at sprinkles instead and then you don't have to worry obout microplastic", ">\n\nPlastic bags have been banned at most places for years where I live (Santa Cruz, CA). Only paper bags are available (with very few exceptions), and they cost 25 cents. \nBut I reused plastic bags all the time. Not so with paper bags, which often break during first use. I shoved plastic bags in my purse and didn’t have to remember to carry them in to the store like standard reusable bags. I’d get 5+ uses out of them. They also double as a handy bag you can stuff in your pocket when hiking, in case you come across any tasty mushrooms (a common occurrence for me!).\nBut glitter? I see that very rarely. Unless the ‘90s-style face glitter I used as a preteen has come back into fashion (which it may well have; I don’t know any teenagers).", ">\n\nWe gonna kill trees to make paper straws?", ">\n\nClap, clap, clap, white elephant party's everywhere. Til next year for revenge purposes.", ">\n\nHad a Christmas party at work I was still sweeping it up months later it got everywhere. After that the boss had a no glitter policy after that.", ">\n\nWhat did Mariah carey do to you?", ">\n\nYou say that because you don’t know Brazil’s carnival. Our outfits are entirely based on glitter. Sometimes only glitter in fact.", ">\n\nNot an unpopular opinion\nI just went through 2 days of trying to remove that bs from my jeans and a laptop bag because of a gift bag....it's still embedded into both even after trying to use a lint roller and laundry. What is the point of glitter when ppl can just use paint or ribbons..", ">\n\nIt's certainly true that the use of plastic products, including greeting cards and wrapping paper, can contribute to the problem of plastic pollution. Microplastics, which are small plastic particles that are 5 millimeters in size or smaller, can be found in a variety of products and can end up in the environment, where they can have negative impacts on wildlife and ecosystems. Reducing our use of plastic products can help to mitigate this problem.", ">\n\nFun fact: the biggest buyer of glitter by far is likely the US DoD, though they don’t actually divulge who they are. The glitter in chaff is most likely just the stuff you can buy at a craft store.", ">\n\nEverytime they get on my hands a puppy cries", ">\n\n90 % of waste plasitc is caused by like a dozen companies and is all pre consumer. Your hatred of glitter isnt unpopular, and banning glitter wont meaningfully impact the fight against microplastics.\nHoneatly a basic bitch take. Milktoast to the highest magnitude. The horseshoe theory of mediocre takes.", ">\n\ni strongly agree" ]

[ "Glitter is the herpes of the crafting world", ">\n\nMy sister used to say this, she actually mailed our aunt a joke card filled with glitter designed to gently explode upon opening. When our aunt called our house, my sister just told her she gave her “glitter herpes” to remember her by. Six years latter, our aunt still finds little shiny specs on her couch and shag carpeting.", ">\n\nI'm so sorry to hear about your sister. I assume your aunt murdered her?", ">\n\nI'm sorry to hear Marcus's auntie still keeps shag carpeting. So much the worse for the glitter too.", ">\n\nYou got that wrong, Marcus's auntie keeps shagging carpets", ">\n\nMunch munch munch", ">\n\nDrove Uber, woman dropped a handful of glitter in the back seats, pissed I wouldn’t make a pit stop I guess. Didn’t notice, quick pick up of two nicely dressed women all in black on the way to a church service for their elderly mom. They noticed after sitting down in it. Still took the ride. I wanted to die seeing their black sparkly butts go up the church walk. Screw glitter and all who use it.", ">\n\nI'm not a huge fan of glitter, but biodegradable glitter does exist and is common. I think non-biodegradable glitter should stop being used though.", ">\n\nIt still gets EVERYWHERE", ">\n\nI don’t like sand", ">\n\nIt's coarse and rough and irritating", ">\n\nNot like here. Here everything is soft, and smooth.", ">\n\nRepeat after me kids:\nGLITTER IS LITTER", ">\n\nG-litter\nGlorious litter \nIt's pretty\nIt's still litter.", ">\n\n\"pretty to look at\" is as good as glitter gets", ">\n\nOf course. No one told you to eat it", ">\n\nA lot of times it contains heavy metals too", ">\n\nNo wonder those bands in the 80s used to use a lot of it", ">\n\nGlitter is the herpes of the rock world.", ">\n\nI think herpes was still the herpes of the rock world back then... poor Pam.", ">\n\nGlitter is not allowed in my house \nI allowed it once and still can find traces of it to this day....", ">\n\nI had a phone case with glitter. The thing busted months ago and I'm STILL finding traces of it", ">\n\nI will assault anyone who thinks it’s funny to give me a glitter bomb as a joke gift", ">\n\nGlitter bombs are only acceptable for cheating exes", ">\n\nAnd porch pirates", ">\n\nI saw a prank video about that on YouTube", ">\n\nYeah Mark Rober did it for 5 years, pretty epic prank", ">\n\nAs someone who just wore an all glitter dress I got for Christmas to an out of state function, I hate glitter. I burned the dress after I got home. Literally everywhere I went I left a trail of glitter and I felt like the biggest asshole on the planet. I went to go potty and the stall looked like someone murdered a glitter pixie. I don't think this is unpopular.", ">\n\nPotty? Grow up", ">\n\n/r/gatekeeping", ">\n\nPerhaps the most banal version of it.", ">\n\n\"Critics who treat 'adult' as a term of approval, instead of as a merely descriptive term, cannot be adult themselves. To be concerned about being grown up, to admire the grown up because it is grown up, to blush at the suspicion of being childish; these things are the marks of childhood and adolescence. And in childhood and adolescence they are, in moderation, healthy symptoms. Young things ought to want to grow. But to carry on into middle life or even into early manhood this concern about being adult is a mark of really arrested development. When I was ten, I read fairy tales in secret and would have been ashamed if I had been found doing so. Now that I am fifty I read them openly. When I became a man I put away childish things, including the fear of childishness and the desire to be very grown up.\" -- C.S. Lewis", ">\n\nAnd that's why I bought bio degradable glitter. I freaking love sparkles but the planet is important. There's also edible glitter that I plan on getting eventually.", ">\n\nIts fun. But you'll definitely spill some and find it everywhere for a few weeks. Not as bad as regular glitter tho. And your poop looks fancy for a day.\nBut: Biodegradable is a lie, usually. It's only biodegradable under VERY specific circumstances that are not met in a landfill or even most bio waste composting plants. Burning it works just fine :D", ">\n\nThis is popular as fuck", ">\n\nThe fact that glitter both exists and is used says otherwise.", ">\n\nI exist and am used, but I'm not popular.", ">\n\nBut are you biodegradable?", ">\n\nEverything except my bones.", ">\n\nGlitter is terrible. Now, sparkly stuff that doesn't bleed onto everything is okay and enjoyable. But glitter that leaks onto everything and never goes away is so bad", ">\n\nIm like a crow.. i need the shiny in my life", ">\n\nSAME", ">\n\nThe largest purchaser of glitter worldwide actively hides the fact that they are the largest purchaser of glitter worldwide", ">\n\nHow are you going to put me out there like that?", ">\n\nSorry De_Nilla the world has to know what you use all of it for", ">\n\nMy 6 year old could not disagree with this comment more strongly.", ">\n\nMy 4 year old too. \nShe dropped a tiny little tub of glitter on the floor (yay Christmas presents!) in the dining room and even after sweeping and hoovering the floor is SPARKLY!", ">\n\nyou could turn on a good old fashioned Kirby, leave it running in one spot for a century, pick it up and it will still sparkle under it", ">\n\nGlitter is a horrific abomination and if any type of plastic should be banned, it should be glitter.", ">\n\nI see your point. But it is oh so wonderful to send an enemy a glitter bomb.", ">\n\nPeople actually have enemies? And fantasize about vengeful antics?\nI really need to get out more", ">\n\nI would say this is the most popular opinion ever posted on this thread. NO ONE is coming out in support of glitter.", ">\n\ni support glitter 😂", ">\n\nDownvote this person into oblivion ☝️", ">\n\nThats a downvote for you! Glitter rules!", ">\n\nI hope you get it stuck in your hard to reach places!", ">\n\nAnd you have a life with no happy sparklies!", ">\n\nNGL, I don't even care about the whole micro plastics thing that much, I just hate the mess it leaves in general, seems the second a kid spills glitter in a house you're going to be finding little specs of glitter all around the place until the end of time. (or the building burns down, whatever is first) Even with effort to clean it up some always manages to remain. \nThink a good way of telling if a house was ever owned by a family with kids is just to have a good look at the gaps between floor boards, skirting and what not, any glitter and you know kids have likely been there.", ">\n\nI'm an artist who works with glitter and resin, and you're all absolutely correct. It's a plague, and I love it. Studio floors are gorgeous, but it gets places I haven't been, ever. It's in my boyfriends welding helmet, and that doesn't come home.", ">\n\nI have 3 daughters and especially when they were younger it seemed like there was glitter everywhere in our house. Well I get a call from my sister who was part angry part couldn't stop laughing. I had given her some leftover infant diapers we had, and she was at the doctors with her recently born son.\nDuring the check up she saw a strange look come over the Docs face, concerned she moved to see what was going on and was horrified to see her sons balls sparkling with glitter.\nGlitter is trash, and gets EVERYWHERE.", ">\n\nWe buy stupid vinyl records that are damage the first time you use them, instead of CDs. CD s are just music delivery system. People buy non stick pans, which are disposable, as opposed to a stainless steel pans which will out last your grandchildren. People buy expensive cell phones that you throw out when the battery is dead. I have five working computers, that they turned off the operating systems. They say people buy fast fashion. Hell, I can't but anything else. I can live with the glitter.", ">\n\nI had my MacBook for 10 years. Still worked perfectly. But I couldn’t update it anymore. Roughly 6 months later, none of the apps I was trying to run would work anymore. So I had to get a new one. I didn’t need a new one. It was annoying. I like my current MacBook but I’m annoyed that I even have to have it.", ">\n\nthis sub needs an update it's littered with popular opinions", ">\n\nThe things people will do for karma.\nAnd people admit knowing the rules and upvoting when they agree", ">\n\nBioglitter ftw", ">\n\nNo glitter, ftmfw", ">\n\nWhy do you hate fun", ">\n\nWhy do you choose to be the way you are?", ">\n\nGlitter is the middle of sequins\nEdit: get rid of both", ">\n\nI love glitter. They shine and shimmer", ">\n\ndid something concerning glitter happen to you recently lol? jusk askin", ">\n\nOP is probably another victim of the glitter boobytrap.", ">\n\ni’m a raver so reading these comments is just painful 😭😭😭😭", ">\n\nBuy the bio/eco-friendly glitter! I use it for music festivals and love it.", ">\n\ngood idea 😊😊😊", ">\n\nWhen I need to use glitter, I'm buying a biodegradable one. Problem solved", ">\n\nI think it's funny that every time I go to a music festival the people who say they love the planet the most are the first to throw glitter and chemical glow sticks like it's going out of style.", ">\n\nI go to music festivals and love face glitter, but I buy the bio/eco glitter that is made from algae. Not trying to be confrontational with you, just don't want you to think that everyone who loves to sparkle hates the environment.", ">\n\nI hate both", ">\n\nThis isn't an unpopular opinion....\nIDK if you've seen Good Mythical Morning, but they had glitter on the show ONCE and then instituted a serious, company-wide policy of banning glitter completely. Link still looks mad whenever the subject of glitter comes up.", ">\n\nPREACH", ">\n\nCheck your mailbox (there is a glitter bomb)", ">\n\nCards that play music are electronic waste", ">\n\nI agree. Easy downvote.", ">", ">\n\nlol is reddit supoosed to be an imageboard now? whats with the image replies", ">", ">\n\nThis is 10/10 not an upopular opinion. It’s is literally the herpes of the arts and crafts world. Nobody wants it, but of COURSE somebody has it, and they usually don’t tell you about it until it’s too late, and once you have it it’s impossible to get rid of.", ">\n\nThat's a great analogy. Even though I love glitter", ">\n\nI teach little children. I absolutely love glitter!", ">\n\nFantastic read for anyone interested. \nWhat Is Glitter? By Caity Weaver for The New York Times", ">\n\nBiodegradable glitter", ">\n\nbiggest sigh known to man", ">\n\nI don’t do much craft, but me and all the other performers I know are using biodegradable glitter products now.", ">\n\nDon’t get me started on edible glitter…", ">\n\nThis girl I'm talking to said \"give me your arm\" I was watching TV so I just obliged, she rubbed my whole arm with a brush that got loads of glitter on my skin. \"Now you sparkle like me\" was all I got when I asked why on earth I would want that.", ">\n\nGlitter is the STI of the arts and crafts world", ">\n\nOn what planet is this unpopular?", ">\n\nMercury, the surface temperature permanently fuses the glitter with everything it touches", ">\n\nI agree, but I use biodegradable glitter. I wish I could ditch it but I’m a rave girl, so that’s simply not an option…😏", ">\n\nSame goes for filling party balloons with helium. Literally taking a finite resource and filling a piece of trash with it.", ">\n\nI hope someone glitterbombs you", ">\n\nI hope someone glitter bombs me.", ">\n\nI like glitter. I'm man enough to say it", ">\n\nIs this Opposite Day in r/unpopularopinion? \nr/unpopularopinion glitter is the best, closely followed by sand.", ">\n\nIt is always opposite day here.\nAny actual unpopular opinions were banned a long time ago, try mentioning weight or race and chances are the mods will automatically ban it.", ">\n\nI despise glitter, it gets EVERYWHERE, and it sticks too. I just do my best to avoid it", ">\n\nI love the look of glitter. I love the biodegradable stuff but the price is insane and to buy craft is so cheap and easy. It's disappointing. I have a cup that's covered in glitter the best part is it sealed in and does shed everywhere.", ">\n\nI smell this opinion getting deleted from a mile away", ">\n\nCan we use glitter for scammers and people who steal packages?", ">\n\nI remember seeing videos of this man who made this box which used GPS and hidden cameras on all sides to catch porch pirates. When the person took the packaging off the box, an alarm sounded and it would throw up massive clouds of glitter.", ">\n\nYES! AND BALLOONS!! Enough with the balloon releases and glitter bombs!!", ">\n\nI would have to argue that balloons are worse than glitter. At least from an environmental, less-waste perspective.", ">\n\nBalloons are an eco nightmare and I wish we could ban them... But glitter sucks too.", ">\n\nGlitter is the herpes of the craft world. I would be happy to never see it again", ">\n\nThis post is just an I hate glitter circle jerk. We all hate glitter", ">\n\nMark Rober gets a pass.", ">\n\nIf your only argument is based on microplastics, you need to find a better one lol", ">\n\nDidn't even have to read the post. Every mom everywhere agrees with you", ">\n\nWe have 4 kids and respectfully disagree", ">\n\n✨ I absolutely love glitter and if I could I would sprinkle it everywhere I went. I think this world would be a better place if there was more glitter in random places. ✨", ">\n\nlike your liver?\nmmm microplastics in liver", ">\n\nYes, I do. But I'll take my chances. Something has to be the cause of our death. Imagine if we were so scared of anything that may kill us, that we avoided doing anything. That's not living. If I die of glitter, I'll be okay with that.", ">\n\nI'm also ok with you dieing from glitter; myself, not so much.", ">\n\nBut I'm okay with you dieing from glitter.", ">\n\nHoly shit yes. \nFuck glitter. Shit should be flat out illegal!", ">\n\nI absolutely hate glitter on anything, crafting, makeup, clothes. The shit is ugly as f", ">\n\ni like glitter", ">", ">\n\nSomeone needs to invent biodegradable glitter ASAP", ">\n\nIt has existed for years now...", ">\n\nBut glitter tastes so good", ">\n\nYou mean with lipstick right? RIGHT??", ">\n\nMhmm sure! Yeah with lipstick, not...just plain glitter, totally!", ">\n\nGlitter is probably the worst thing to happen at the university I attended, because grad pics needed glitter and god forbid you clean up after your shoot.", ">\n\nPopular opinion!", ">\n\nnot only aesthetically lame but terrible for literally everyone and the environment", ">\n\nDoesnt even look good tbh", ">\n\nbiodegradable glitter is great! Balloons need to go if you are getting rid of glitter.", ">\n\nGot a bunch on me at Christmas from gift bags", ">\n\nBut how else would women figure out their husbands were at a strip club?", ">\n\nWho ever inventer and created glitter better die. Or is dead but yet glitter isnt yet. Fk", ">\n\nIt’s so pretty tho…", ">\n\nIs Glitter your mom's name?", ">\n\nI despite it as well", ">\n\nI was on some various drugs a couple weeks ago with my best bud. He randomly decided to blow a fistful of glitter directly into my face when I wasn’t paying attention. Needless to say I wasn’t amused. And two weeks later I’m still finding glitter around my room.", ">\n\nHow do you feel about edible or biodegradable glitter?", ">\n\nI did laundry today. I what was in the lint trap? Glitter", ">\n\nWhy do you people hate fun?", ">\n\nGlitter should dissolve in water and be good for plants/grass", ">\n\nIdgaf I love glitter", ">\n\nmmm I see an incredible amount of people bitch about glitter all the time. I think you have the popular opinion and I actually have the unpopular one for liking it lol.", ">\n\nOh I thought you were talking about the movie in which case I was going to say that’s not so unpopular.", ">\n\nGlitter: the herpes of arts & crafts", ">\n\nIt’s literally fancy dust, but it’s fun!", ">\n\nGlitter is the herpes of the craft world.", ">\n\nI spilled glitter in one of my tool bags 6 years ago and I am still finding bits. It's a disease that infects you and never get cured.", ">\n\nBiodegradable glitter?", ">\n\nyou know there is biodegradable glitter. it's made from seaweed.", ">\n\nPlastic glitter, yes. That's why we need more widely available biodegradable glitter, as in you should have to go hunting for an obscure store to find plastic glitter and it should be the more expensive option. You can have my edible glitter when you pry it from my cold, dead fingers!", ">\n\nComing from a dollar tree employee, you have spoken directly to my heart", ">\n\nLoose glitter, sure. Secured glitter is fine", ">\n\nI totally agree with you. But I don't think this is an unpopular opinion. No upvote for you.\nWe recently made some glitter slime at our house, however.", ">\n\nPeople could stop buying it all together but they would still make it.\nAppearantly there is some mystery company that buys like 80% of the world's glitter but Big Glitter won't tell us who because there is a confidentiality agreement and they want me to go insane because I will never know who is buying all the glitter and WHY!", ">\n\nIt’s Disney. (I have no idea but the glitter mess all over the Magic Kingdom is awful).", ">\n\nI have a coworker who makes a birthday board for our office every month and always uses glitter. There is now just permanently ingrained glitter on the desk, on the phone, on the floor, on everything. No amount of lysol or mopping or whatever else will get it. Infuriating.", ">\n\nGlitter is an ecological disaster.", ">\n\nWho cares? The minuscule amount of plastics left behind because of a bit of glitter is negligible", ">\n\nA friend of mine once said that glitter is the ‘herpes of arts and crafts’", ">\n\nPretty but agree", ">\n\nI just don't like glitter. Some glitter won't harm many people BUT GOD ITS SO ANNOYING! Never asked for you to stuff your gift with SHRAPNEL", ">\n\nBog standard super popular opinion. Are you a bot, or just living under a rock?", ">\n\nIf you can, you should definitely buy biodegradable glitter at sprinkles instead and then you don't have to worry obout microplastic", ">\n\nPlastic bags have been banned at most places for years where I live (Santa Cruz, CA). Only paper bags are available (with very few exceptions), and they cost 25 cents. \nBut I reused plastic bags all the time. Not so with paper bags, which often break during first use. I shoved plastic bags in my purse and didn’t have to remember to carry them in to the store like standard reusable bags. I’d get 5+ uses out of them. They also double as a handy bag you can stuff in your pocket when hiking, in case you come across any tasty mushrooms (a common occurrence for me!).\nBut glitter? I see that very rarely. Unless the ‘90s-style face glitter I used as a preteen has come back into fashion (which it may well have; I don’t know any teenagers).", ">\n\nWe gonna kill trees to make paper straws?", ">\n\nClap, clap, clap, white elephant party's everywhere. Til next year for revenge purposes.", ">\n\nHad a Christmas party at work I was still sweeping it up months later it got everywhere. After that the boss had a no glitter policy after that.", ">\n\nWhat did Mariah carey do to you?", ">\n\nYou say that because you don’t know Brazil’s carnival. Our outfits are entirely based on glitter. Sometimes only glitter in fact.", ">\n\nNot an unpopular opinion\nI just went through 2 days of trying to remove that bs from my jeans and a laptop bag because of a gift bag....it's still embedded into both even after trying to use a lint roller and laundry. What is the point of glitter when ppl can just use paint or ribbons..", ">\n\nIt's certainly true that the use of plastic products, including greeting cards and wrapping paper, can contribute to the problem of plastic pollution. Microplastics, which are small plastic particles that are 5 millimeters in size or smaller, can be found in a variety of products and can end up in the environment, where they can have negative impacts on wildlife and ecosystems. Reducing our use of plastic products can help to mitigate this problem.", ">\n\nFun fact: the biggest buyer of glitter by far is likely the US DoD, though they don’t actually divulge who they are. The glitter in chaff is most likely just the stuff you can buy at a craft store.", ">\n\nEverytime they get on my hands a puppy cries", ">\n\n90 % of waste plasitc is caused by like a dozen companies and is all pre consumer. Your hatred of glitter isnt unpopular, and banning glitter wont meaningfully impact the fight against microplastics.\nHoneatly a basic bitch take. Milktoast to the highest magnitude. The horseshoe theory of mediocre takes.", ">\n\ni strongly agree", ">\n\nWife bought glitter covered Christmas decoration nonsense, can’t get it out of the back-seat of the car, children’s booster seats or carpet. Glitter should be forbidden bylaw, seriously where is the petition! That stuff is evil." ]

[ "Glitter is the herpes of the crafting world", ">\n\nMy sister used to say this, she actually mailed our aunt a joke card filled with glitter designed to gently explode upon opening. When our aunt called our house, my sister just told her she gave her “glitter herpes” to remember her by. Six years latter, our aunt still finds little shiny specs on her couch and shag carpeting.", ">\n\nI'm so sorry to hear about your sister. I assume your aunt murdered her?", ">\n\nI'm sorry to hear Marcus's auntie still keeps shag carpeting. So much the worse for the glitter too.", ">\n\nYou got that wrong, Marcus's auntie keeps shagging carpets", ">\n\nMunch munch munch", ">\n\nDrove Uber, woman dropped a handful of glitter in the back seats, pissed I wouldn’t make a pit stop I guess. Didn’t notice, quick pick up of two nicely dressed women all in black on the way to a church service for their elderly mom. They noticed after sitting down in it. Still took the ride. I wanted to die seeing their black sparkly butts go up the church walk. Screw glitter and all who use it.", ">\n\nI'm not a huge fan of glitter, but biodegradable glitter does exist and is common. I think non-biodegradable glitter should stop being used though.", ">\n\nIt still gets EVERYWHERE", ">\n\nI don’t like sand", ">\n\nIt's coarse and rough and irritating", ">\n\nNot like here. Here everything is soft, and smooth.", ">\n\nRepeat after me kids:\nGLITTER IS LITTER", ">\n\nG-litter\nGlorious litter \nIt's pretty\nIt's still litter.", ">\n\n\"pretty to look at\" is as good as glitter gets", ">\n\nOf course. No one told you to eat it", ">\n\nA lot of times it contains heavy metals too", ">\n\nNo wonder those bands in the 80s used to use a lot of it", ">\n\nGlitter is the herpes of the rock world.", ">\n\nI think herpes was still the herpes of the rock world back then... poor Pam.", ">\n\nGlitter is not allowed in my house \nI allowed it once and still can find traces of it to this day....", ">\n\nI had a phone case with glitter. The thing busted months ago and I'm STILL finding traces of it", ">\n\nI will assault anyone who thinks it’s funny to give me a glitter bomb as a joke gift", ">\n\nGlitter bombs are only acceptable for cheating exes", ">\n\nAnd porch pirates", ">\n\nI saw a prank video about that on YouTube", ">\n\nYeah Mark Rober did it for 5 years, pretty epic prank", ">\n\nAs someone who just wore an all glitter dress I got for Christmas to an out of state function, I hate glitter. I burned the dress after I got home. Literally everywhere I went I left a trail of glitter and I felt like the biggest asshole on the planet. I went to go potty and the stall looked like someone murdered a glitter pixie. I don't think this is unpopular.", ">\n\nPotty? Grow up", ">\n\n/r/gatekeeping", ">\n\nPerhaps the most banal version of it.", ">\n\n\"Critics who treat 'adult' as a term of approval, instead of as a merely descriptive term, cannot be adult themselves. To be concerned about being grown up, to admire the grown up because it is grown up, to blush at the suspicion of being childish; these things are the marks of childhood and adolescence. And in childhood and adolescence they are, in moderation, healthy symptoms. Young things ought to want to grow. But to carry on into middle life or even into early manhood this concern about being adult is a mark of really arrested development. When I was ten, I read fairy tales in secret and would have been ashamed if I had been found doing so. Now that I am fifty I read them openly. When I became a man I put away childish things, including the fear of childishness and the desire to be very grown up.\" -- C.S. Lewis", ">\n\nAnd that's why I bought bio degradable glitter. I freaking love sparkles but the planet is important. There's also edible glitter that I plan on getting eventually.", ">\n\nIts fun. But you'll definitely spill some and find it everywhere for a few weeks. Not as bad as regular glitter tho. And your poop looks fancy for a day.\nBut: Biodegradable is a lie, usually. It's only biodegradable under VERY specific circumstances that are not met in a landfill or even most bio waste composting plants. Burning it works just fine :D", ">\n\nThis is popular as fuck", ">\n\nThe fact that glitter both exists and is used says otherwise.", ">\n\nI exist and am used, but I'm not popular.", ">\n\nBut are you biodegradable?", ">\n\nEverything except my bones.", ">\n\nGlitter is terrible. Now, sparkly stuff that doesn't bleed onto everything is okay and enjoyable. But glitter that leaks onto everything and never goes away is so bad", ">\n\nIm like a crow.. i need the shiny in my life", ">\n\nSAME", ">\n\nThe largest purchaser of glitter worldwide actively hides the fact that they are the largest purchaser of glitter worldwide", ">\n\nHow are you going to put me out there like that?", ">\n\nSorry De_Nilla the world has to know what you use all of it for", ">\n\nMy 6 year old could not disagree with this comment more strongly.", ">\n\nMy 4 year old too. \nShe dropped a tiny little tub of glitter on the floor (yay Christmas presents!) in the dining room and even after sweeping and hoovering the floor is SPARKLY!", ">\n\nyou could turn on a good old fashioned Kirby, leave it running in one spot for a century, pick it up and it will still sparkle under it", ">\n\nGlitter is a horrific abomination and if any type of plastic should be banned, it should be glitter.", ">\n\nI see your point. But it is oh so wonderful to send an enemy a glitter bomb.", ">\n\nPeople actually have enemies? And fantasize about vengeful antics?\nI really need to get out more", ">\n\nI would say this is the most popular opinion ever posted on this thread. NO ONE is coming out in support of glitter.", ">\n\ni support glitter 😂", ">\n\nDownvote this person into oblivion ☝️", ">\n\nThats a downvote for you! Glitter rules!", ">\n\nI hope you get it stuck in your hard to reach places!", ">\n\nAnd you have a life with no happy sparklies!", ">\n\nNGL, I don't even care about the whole micro plastics thing that much, I just hate the mess it leaves in general, seems the second a kid spills glitter in a house you're going to be finding little specs of glitter all around the place until the end of time. (or the building burns down, whatever is first) Even with effort to clean it up some always manages to remain. \nThink a good way of telling if a house was ever owned by a family with kids is just to have a good look at the gaps between floor boards, skirting and what not, any glitter and you know kids have likely been there.", ">\n\nI'm an artist who works with glitter and resin, and you're all absolutely correct. It's a plague, and I love it. Studio floors are gorgeous, but it gets places I haven't been, ever. It's in my boyfriends welding helmet, and that doesn't come home.", ">\n\nI have 3 daughters and especially when they were younger it seemed like there was glitter everywhere in our house. Well I get a call from my sister who was part angry part couldn't stop laughing. I had given her some leftover infant diapers we had, and she was at the doctors with her recently born son.\nDuring the check up she saw a strange look come over the Docs face, concerned she moved to see what was going on and was horrified to see her sons balls sparkling with glitter.\nGlitter is trash, and gets EVERYWHERE.", ">\n\nWe buy stupid vinyl records that are damage the first time you use them, instead of CDs. CD s are just music delivery system. People buy non stick pans, which are disposable, as opposed to a stainless steel pans which will out last your grandchildren. People buy expensive cell phones that you throw out when the battery is dead. I have five working computers, that they turned off the operating systems. They say people buy fast fashion. Hell, I can't but anything else. I can live with the glitter.", ">\n\nI had my MacBook for 10 years. Still worked perfectly. But I couldn’t update it anymore. Roughly 6 months later, none of the apps I was trying to run would work anymore. So I had to get a new one. I didn’t need a new one. It was annoying. I like my current MacBook but I’m annoyed that I even have to have it.", ">\n\nthis sub needs an update it's littered with popular opinions", ">\n\nThe things people will do for karma.\nAnd people admit knowing the rules and upvoting when they agree", ">\n\nBioglitter ftw", ">\n\nNo glitter, ftmfw", ">\n\nWhy do you hate fun", ">\n\nWhy do you choose to be the way you are?", ">\n\nGlitter is the middle of sequins\nEdit: get rid of both", ">\n\nI love glitter. They shine and shimmer", ">\n\ndid something concerning glitter happen to you recently lol? jusk askin", ">\n\nOP is probably another victim of the glitter boobytrap.", ">\n\ni’m a raver so reading these comments is just painful 😭😭😭😭", ">\n\nBuy the bio/eco-friendly glitter! I use it for music festivals and love it.", ">\n\ngood idea 😊😊😊", ">\n\nWhen I need to use glitter, I'm buying a biodegradable one. Problem solved", ">\n\nI think it's funny that every time I go to a music festival the people who say they love the planet the most are the first to throw glitter and chemical glow sticks like it's going out of style.", ">\n\nI go to music festivals and love face glitter, but I buy the bio/eco glitter that is made from algae. Not trying to be confrontational with you, just don't want you to think that everyone who loves to sparkle hates the environment.", ">\n\nI hate both", ">\n\nThis isn't an unpopular opinion....\nIDK if you've seen Good Mythical Morning, but they had glitter on the show ONCE and then instituted a serious, company-wide policy of banning glitter completely. Link still looks mad whenever the subject of glitter comes up.", ">\n\nPREACH", ">\n\nCheck your mailbox (there is a glitter bomb)", ">\n\nCards that play music are electronic waste", ">\n\nI agree. Easy downvote.", ">", ">\n\nlol is reddit supoosed to be an imageboard now? whats with the image replies", ">", ">\n\nThis is 10/10 not an upopular opinion. It’s is literally the herpes of the arts and crafts world. Nobody wants it, but of COURSE somebody has it, and they usually don’t tell you about it until it’s too late, and once you have it it’s impossible to get rid of.", ">\n\nThat's a great analogy. Even though I love glitter", ">\n\nI teach little children. I absolutely love glitter!", ">\n\nFantastic read for anyone interested. \nWhat Is Glitter? By Caity Weaver for The New York Times", ">\n\nBiodegradable glitter", ">\n\nbiggest sigh known to man", ">\n\nI don’t do much craft, but me and all the other performers I know are using biodegradable glitter products now.", ">\n\nDon’t get me started on edible glitter…", ">\n\nThis girl I'm talking to said \"give me your arm\" I was watching TV so I just obliged, she rubbed my whole arm with a brush that got loads of glitter on my skin. \"Now you sparkle like me\" was all I got when I asked why on earth I would want that.", ">\n\nGlitter is the STI of the arts and crafts world", ">\n\nOn what planet is this unpopular?", ">\n\nMercury, the surface temperature permanently fuses the glitter with everything it touches", ">\n\nI agree, but I use biodegradable glitter. I wish I could ditch it but I’m a rave girl, so that’s simply not an option…😏", ">\n\nSame goes for filling party balloons with helium. Literally taking a finite resource and filling a piece of trash with it.", ">\n\nI hope someone glitterbombs you", ">\n\nI hope someone glitter bombs me.", ">\n\nI like glitter. I'm man enough to say it", ">\n\nIs this Opposite Day in r/unpopularopinion? \nr/unpopularopinion glitter is the best, closely followed by sand.", ">\n\nIt is always opposite day here.\nAny actual unpopular opinions were banned a long time ago, try mentioning weight or race and chances are the mods will automatically ban it.", ">\n\nI despise glitter, it gets EVERYWHERE, and it sticks too. I just do my best to avoid it", ">\n\nI love the look of glitter. I love the biodegradable stuff but the price is insane and to buy craft is so cheap and easy. It's disappointing. I have a cup that's covered in glitter the best part is it sealed in and does shed everywhere.", ">\n\nI smell this opinion getting deleted from a mile away", ">\n\nCan we use glitter for scammers and people who steal packages?", ">\n\nI remember seeing videos of this man who made this box which used GPS and hidden cameras on all sides to catch porch pirates. When the person took the packaging off the box, an alarm sounded and it would throw up massive clouds of glitter.", ">\n\nYES! AND BALLOONS!! Enough with the balloon releases and glitter bombs!!", ">\n\nI would have to argue that balloons are worse than glitter. At least from an environmental, less-waste perspective.", ">\n\nBalloons are an eco nightmare and I wish we could ban them... But glitter sucks too.", ">\n\nGlitter is the herpes of the craft world. I would be happy to never see it again", ">\n\nThis post is just an I hate glitter circle jerk. We all hate glitter", ">\n\nMark Rober gets a pass.", ">\n\nIf your only argument is based on microplastics, you need to find a better one lol", ">\n\nDidn't even have to read the post. Every mom everywhere agrees with you", ">\n\nWe have 4 kids and respectfully disagree", ">\n\n✨ I absolutely love glitter and if I could I would sprinkle it everywhere I went. I think this world would be a better place if there was more glitter in random places. ✨", ">\n\nlike your liver?\nmmm microplastics in liver", ">\n\nYes, I do. But I'll take my chances. Something has to be the cause of our death. Imagine if we were so scared of anything that may kill us, that we avoided doing anything. That's not living. If I die of glitter, I'll be okay with that.", ">\n\nI'm also ok with you dieing from glitter; myself, not so much.", ">\n\nBut I'm okay with you dieing from glitter.", ">\n\nHoly shit yes. \nFuck glitter. Shit should be flat out illegal!", ">\n\nI absolutely hate glitter on anything, crafting, makeup, clothes. The shit is ugly as f", ">\n\ni like glitter", ">", ">\n\nSomeone needs to invent biodegradable glitter ASAP", ">\n\nIt has existed for years now...", ">\n\nBut glitter tastes so good", ">\n\nYou mean with lipstick right? RIGHT??", ">\n\nMhmm sure! Yeah with lipstick, not...just plain glitter, totally!", ">\n\nGlitter is probably the worst thing to happen at the university I attended, because grad pics needed glitter and god forbid you clean up after your shoot.", ">\n\nPopular opinion!", ">\n\nnot only aesthetically lame but terrible for literally everyone and the environment", ">\n\nDoesnt even look good tbh", ">\n\nbiodegradable glitter is great! Balloons need to go if you are getting rid of glitter.", ">\n\nGot a bunch on me at Christmas from gift bags", ">\n\nBut how else would women figure out their husbands were at a strip club?", ">\n\nWho ever inventer and created glitter better die. Or is dead but yet glitter isnt yet. Fk", ">\n\nIt’s so pretty tho…", ">\n\nIs Glitter your mom's name?", ">\n\nI despite it as well", ">\n\nI was on some various drugs a couple weeks ago with my best bud. He randomly decided to blow a fistful of glitter directly into my face when I wasn’t paying attention. Needless to say I wasn’t amused. And two weeks later I’m still finding glitter around my room.", ">\n\nHow do you feel about edible or biodegradable glitter?", ">\n\nI did laundry today. I what was in the lint trap? Glitter", ">\n\nWhy do you people hate fun?", ">\n\nGlitter should dissolve in water and be good for plants/grass", ">\n\nIdgaf I love glitter", ">\n\nmmm I see an incredible amount of people bitch about glitter all the time. I think you have the popular opinion and I actually have the unpopular one for liking it lol.", ">\n\nOh I thought you were talking about the movie in which case I was going to say that’s not so unpopular.", ">\n\nGlitter: the herpes of arts & crafts", ">\n\nIt’s literally fancy dust, but it’s fun!", ">\n\nGlitter is the herpes of the craft world.", ">\n\nI spilled glitter in one of my tool bags 6 years ago and I am still finding bits. It's a disease that infects you and never get cured.", ">\n\nBiodegradable glitter?", ">\n\nyou know there is biodegradable glitter. it's made from seaweed.", ">\n\nPlastic glitter, yes. That's why we need more widely available biodegradable glitter, as in you should have to go hunting for an obscure store to find plastic glitter and it should be the more expensive option. You can have my edible glitter when you pry it from my cold, dead fingers!", ">\n\nComing from a dollar tree employee, you have spoken directly to my heart", ">\n\nLoose glitter, sure. Secured glitter is fine", ">\n\nI totally agree with you. But I don't think this is an unpopular opinion. No upvote for you.\nWe recently made some glitter slime at our house, however.", ">\n\nPeople could stop buying it all together but they would still make it.\nAppearantly there is some mystery company that buys like 80% of the world's glitter but Big Glitter won't tell us who because there is a confidentiality agreement and they want me to go insane because I will never know who is buying all the glitter and WHY!", ">\n\nIt’s Disney. (I have no idea but the glitter mess all over the Magic Kingdom is awful).", ">\n\nI have a coworker who makes a birthday board for our office every month and always uses glitter. There is now just permanently ingrained glitter on the desk, on the phone, on the floor, on everything. No amount of lysol or mopping or whatever else will get it. Infuriating.", ">\n\nGlitter is an ecological disaster.", ">\n\nWho cares? The minuscule amount of plastics left behind because of a bit of glitter is negligible", ">\n\nA friend of mine once said that glitter is the ‘herpes of arts and crafts’", ">\n\nPretty but agree", ">\n\nI just don't like glitter. Some glitter won't harm many people BUT GOD ITS SO ANNOYING! Never asked for you to stuff your gift with SHRAPNEL", ">\n\nBog standard super popular opinion. Are you a bot, or just living under a rock?", ">\n\nIf you can, you should definitely buy biodegradable glitter at sprinkles instead and then you don't have to worry obout microplastic", ">\n\nPlastic bags have been banned at most places for years where I live (Santa Cruz, CA). Only paper bags are available (with very few exceptions), and they cost 25 cents. \nBut I reused plastic bags all the time. Not so with paper bags, which often break during first use. I shoved plastic bags in my purse and didn’t have to remember to carry them in to the store like standard reusable bags. I’d get 5+ uses out of them. They also double as a handy bag you can stuff in your pocket when hiking, in case you come across any tasty mushrooms (a common occurrence for me!).\nBut glitter? I see that very rarely. Unless the ‘90s-style face glitter I used as a preteen has come back into fashion (which it may well have; I don’t know any teenagers).", ">\n\nWe gonna kill trees to make paper straws?", ">\n\nClap, clap, clap, white elephant party's everywhere. Til next year for revenge purposes.", ">\n\nHad a Christmas party at work I was still sweeping it up months later it got everywhere. After that the boss had a no glitter policy after that.", ">\n\nWhat did Mariah carey do to you?", ">\n\nYou say that because you don’t know Brazil’s carnival. Our outfits are entirely based on glitter. Sometimes only glitter in fact.", ">\n\nNot an unpopular opinion\nI just went through 2 days of trying to remove that bs from my jeans and a laptop bag because of a gift bag....it's still embedded into both even after trying to use a lint roller and laundry. What is the point of glitter when ppl can just use paint or ribbons..", ">\n\nIt's certainly true that the use of plastic products, including greeting cards and wrapping paper, can contribute to the problem of plastic pollution. Microplastics, which are small plastic particles that are 5 millimeters in size or smaller, can be found in a variety of products and can end up in the environment, where they can have negative impacts on wildlife and ecosystems. Reducing our use of plastic products can help to mitigate this problem.", ">\n\nFun fact: the biggest buyer of glitter by far is likely the US DoD, though they don’t actually divulge who they are. The glitter in chaff is most likely just the stuff you can buy at a craft store.", ">\n\nEverytime they get on my hands a puppy cries", ">\n\n90 % of waste plasitc is caused by like a dozen companies and is all pre consumer. Your hatred of glitter isnt unpopular, and banning glitter wont meaningfully impact the fight against microplastics.\nHoneatly a basic bitch take. Milktoast to the highest magnitude. The horseshoe theory of mediocre takes.", ">\n\ni strongly agree", ">\n\nWife bought glitter covered Christmas decoration nonsense, can’t get it out of the back-seat of the car, children’s booster seats or carpet. Glitter should be forbidden bylaw, seriously where is the petition! That stuff is evil.", ">\n\nDon’t tell us tell the strippers" ]

[ "Glitter is the herpes of the crafting world", ">\n\nMy sister used to say this, she actually mailed our aunt a joke card filled with glitter designed to gently explode upon opening. When our aunt called our house, my sister just told her she gave her “glitter herpes” to remember her by. Six years latter, our aunt still finds little shiny specs on her couch and shag carpeting.", ">\n\nI'm so sorry to hear about your sister. I assume your aunt murdered her?", ">\n\nI'm sorry to hear Marcus's auntie still keeps shag carpeting. So much the worse for the glitter too.", ">\n\nYou got that wrong, Marcus's auntie keeps shagging carpets", ">\n\nMunch munch munch", ">\n\nDrove Uber, woman dropped a handful of glitter in the back seats, pissed I wouldn’t make a pit stop I guess. Didn’t notice, quick pick up of two nicely dressed women all in black on the way to a church service for their elderly mom. They noticed after sitting down in it. Still took the ride. I wanted to die seeing their black sparkly butts go up the church walk. Screw glitter and all who use it.", ">\n\nI'm not a huge fan of glitter, but biodegradable glitter does exist and is common. I think non-biodegradable glitter should stop being used though.", ">\n\nIt still gets EVERYWHERE", ">\n\nI don’t like sand", ">\n\nIt's coarse and rough and irritating", ">\n\nNot like here. Here everything is soft, and smooth.", ">\n\nRepeat after me kids:\nGLITTER IS LITTER", ">\n\nG-litter\nGlorious litter \nIt's pretty\nIt's still litter.", ">\n\n\"pretty to look at\" is as good as glitter gets", ">\n\nOf course. No one told you to eat it", ">\n\nA lot of times it contains heavy metals too", ">\n\nNo wonder those bands in the 80s used to use a lot of it", ">\n\nGlitter is the herpes of the rock world.", ">\n\nI think herpes was still the herpes of the rock world back then... poor Pam.", ">\n\nGlitter is not allowed in my house \nI allowed it once and still can find traces of it to this day....", ">\n\nI had a phone case with glitter. The thing busted months ago and I'm STILL finding traces of it", ">\n\nI will assault anyone who thinks it’s funny to give me a glitter bomb as a joke gift", ">\n\nGlitter bombs are only acceptable for cheating exes", ">\n\nAnd porch pirates", ">\n\nI saw a prank video about that on YouTube", ">\n\nYeah Mark Rober did it for 5 years, pretty epic prank", ">\n\nAs someone who just wore an all glitter dress I got for Christmas to an out of state function, I hate glitter. I burned the dress after I got home. Literally everywhere I went I left a trail of glitter and I felt like the biggest asshole on the planet. I went to go potty and the stall looked like someone murdered a glitter pixie. I don't think this is unpopular.", ">\n\nPotty? Grow up", ">\n\n/r/gatekeeping", ">\n\nPerhaps the most banal version of it.", ">\n\n\"Critics who treat 'adult' as a term of approval, instead of as a merely descriptive term, cannot be adult themselves. To be concerned about being grown up, to admire the grown up because it is grown up, to blush at the suspicion of being childish; these things are the marks of childhood and adolescence. And in childhood and adolescence they are, in moderation, healthy symptoms. Young things ought to want to grow. But to carry on into middle life or even into early manhood this concern about being adult is a mark of really arrested development. When I was ten, I read fairy tales in secret and would have been ashamed if I had been found doing so. Now that I am fifty I read them openly. When I became a man I put away childish things, including the fear of childishness and the desire to be very grown up.\" -- C.S. Lewis", ">\n\nAnd that's why I bought bio degradable glitter. I freaking love sparkles but the planet is important. There's also edible glitter that I plan on getting eventually.", ">\n\nIts fun. But you'll definitely spill some and find it everywhere for a few weeks. Not as bad as regular glitter tho. And your poop looks fancy for a day.\nBut: Biodegradable is a lie, usually. It's only biodegradable under VERY specific circumstances that are not met in a landfill or even most bio waste composting plants. Burning it works just fine :D", ">\n\nThis is popular as fuck", ">\n\nThe fact that glitter both exists and is used says otherwise.", ">\n\nI exist and am used, but I'm not popular.", ">\n\nBut are you biodegradable?", ">\n\nEverything except my bones.", ">\n\nGlitter is terrible. Now, sparkly stuff that doesn't bleed onto everything is okay and enjoyable. But glitter that leaks onto everything and never goes away is so bad", ">\n\nIm like a crow.. i need the shiny in my life", ">\n\nSAME", ">\n\nThe largest purchaser of glitter worldwide actively hides the fact that they are the largest purchaser of glitter worldwide", ">\n\nHow are you going to put me out there like that?", ">\n\nSorry De_Nilla the world has to know what you use all of it for", ">\n\nMy 6 year old could not disagree with this comment more strongly.", ">\n\nMy 4 year old too. \nShe dropped a tiny little tub of glitter on the floor (yay Christmas presents!) in the dining room and even after sweeping and hoovering the floor is SPARKLY!", ">\n\nyou could turn on a good old fashioned Kirby, leave it running in one spot for a century, pick it up and it will still sparkle under it", ">\n\nGlitter is a horrific abomination and if any type of plastic should be banned, it should be glitter.", ">\n\nI see your point. But it is oh so wonderful to send an enemy a glitter bomb.", ">\n\nPeople actually have enemies? And fantasize about vengeful antics?\nI really need to get out more", ">\n\nI would say this is the most popular opinion ever posted on this thread. NO ONE is coming out in support of glitter.", ">\n\ni support glitter 😂", ">\n\nDownvote this person into oblivion ☝️", ">\n\nThats a downvote for you! Glitter rules!", ">\n\nI hope you get it stuck in your hard to reach places!", ">\n\nAnd you have a life with no happy sparklies!", ">\n\nNGL, I don't even care about the whole micro plastics thing that much, I just hate the mess it leaves in general, seems the second a kid spills glitter in a house you're going to be finding little specs of glitter all around the place until the end of time. (or the building burns down, whatever is first) Even with effort to clean it up some always manages to remain. \nThink a good way of telling if a house was ever owned by a family with kids is just to have a good look at the gaps between floor boards, skirting and what not, any glitter and you know kids have likely been there.", ">\n\nI'm an artist who works with glitter and resin, and you're all absolutely correct. It's a plague, and I love it. Studio floors are gorgeous, but it gets places I haven't been, ever. It's in my boyfriends welding helmet, and that doesn't come home.", ">\n\nI have 3 daughters and especially when they were younger it seemed like there was glitter everywhere in our house. Well I get a call from my sister who was part angry part couldn't stop laughing. I had given her some leftover infant diapers we had, and she was at the doctors with her recently born son.\nDuring the check up she saw a strange look come over the Docs face, concerned she moved to see what was going on and was horrified to see her sons balls sparkling with glitter.\nGlitter is trash, and gets EVERYWHERE.", ">\n\nWe buy stupid vinyl records that are damage the first time you use them, instead of CDs. CD s are just music delivery system. People buy non stick pans, which are disposable, as opposed to a stainless steel pans which will out last your grandchildren. People buy expensive cell phones that you throw out when the battery is dead. I have five working computers, that they turned off the operating systems. They say people buy fast fashion. Hell, I can't but anything else. I can live with the glitter.", ">\n\nI had my MacBook for 10 years. Still worked perfectly. But I couldn’t update it anymore. Roughly 6 months later, none of the apps I was trying to run would work anymore. So I had to get a new one. I didn’t need a new one. It was annoying. I like my current MacBook but I’m annoyed that I even have to have it.", ">\n\nthis sub needs an update it's littered with popular opinions", ">\n\nThe things people will do for karma.\nAnd people admit knowing the rules and upvoting when they agree", ">\n\nBioglitter ftw", ">\n\nNo glitter, ftmfw", ">\n\nWhy do you hate fun", ">\n\nWhy do you choose to be the way you are?", ">\n\nGlitter is the middle of sequins\nEdit: get rid of both", ">\n\nI love glitter. They shine and shimmer", ">\n\ndid something concerning glitter happen to you recently lol? jusk askin", ">\n\nOP is probably another victim of the glitter boobytrap.", ">\n\ni’m a raver so reading these comments is just painful 😭😭😭😭", ">\n\nBuy the bio/eco-friendly glitter! I use it for music festivals and love it.", ">\n\ngood idea 😊😊😊", ">\n\nWhen I need to use glitter, I'm buying a biodegradable one. Problem solved", ">\n\nI think it's funny that every time I go to a music festival the people who say they love the planet the most are the first to throw glitter and chemical glow sticks like it's going out of style.", ">\n\nI go to music festivals and love face glitter, but I buy the bio/eco glitter that is made from algae. Not trying to be confrontational with you, just don't want you to think that everyone who loves to sparkle hates the environment.", ">\n\nI hate both", ">\n\nThis isn't an unpopular opinion....\nIDK if you've seen Good Mythical Morning, but they had glitter on the show ONCE and then instituted a serious, company-wide policy of banning glitter completely. Link still looks mad whenever the subject of glitter comes up.", ">\n\nPREACH", ">\n\nCheck your mailbox (there is a glitter bomb)", ">\n\nCards that play music are electronic waste", ">\n\nI agree. Easy downvote.", ">", ">\n\nlol is reddit supoosed to be an imageboard now? whats with the image replies", ">", ">\n\nThis is 10/10 not an upopular opinion. It’s is literally the herpes of the arts and crafts world. Nobody wants it, but of COURSE somebody has it, and they usually don’t tell you about it until it’s too late, and once you have it it’s impossible to get rid of.", ">\n\nThat's a great analogy. Even though I love glitter", ">\n\nI teach little children. I absolutely love glitter!", ">\n\nFantastic read for anyone interested. \nWhat Is Glitter? By Caity Weaver for The New York Times", ">\n\nBiodegradable glitter", ">\n\nbiggest sigh known to man", ">\n\nI don’t do much craft, but me and all the other performers I know are using biodegradable glitter products now.", ">\n\nDon’t get me started on edible glitter…", ">\n\nThis girl I'm talking to said \"give me your arm\" I was watching TV so I just obliged, she rubbed my whole arm with a brush that got loads of glitter on my skin. \"Now you sparkle like me\" was all I got when I asked why on earth I would want that.", ">\n\nGlitter is the STI of the arts and crafts world", ">\n\nOn what planet is this unpopular?", ">\n\nMercury, the surface temperature permanently fuses the glitter with everything it touches", ">\n\nI agree, but I use biodegradable glitter. I wish I could ditch it but I’m a rave girl, so that’s simply not an option…😏", ">\n\nSame goes for filling party balloons with helium. Literally taking a finite resource and filling a piece of trash with it.", ">\n\nI hope someone glitterbombs you", ">\n\nI hope someone glitter bombs me.", ">\n\nI like glitter. I'm man enough to say it", ">\n\nIs this Opposite Day in r/unpopularopinion? \nr/unpopularopinion glitter is the best, closely followed by sand.", ">\n\nIt is always opposite day here.\nAny actual unpopular opinions were banned a long time ago, try mentioning weight or race and chances are the mods will automatically ban it.", ">\n\nI despise glitter, it gets EVERYWHERE, and it sticks too. I just do my best to avoid it", ">\n\nI love the look of glitter. I love the biodegradable stuff but the price is insane and to buy craft is so cheap and easy. It's disappointing. I have a cup that's covered in glitter the best part is it sealed in and does shed everywhere.", ">\n\nI smell this opinion getting deleted from a mile away", ">\n\nCan we use glitter for scammers and people who steal packages?", ">\n\nI remember seeing videos of this man who made this box which used GPS and hidden cameras on all sides to catch porch pirates. When the person took the packaging off the box, an alarm sounded and it would throw up massive clouds of glitter.", ">\n\nYES! AND BALLOONS!! Enough with the balloon releases and glitter bombs!!", ">\n\nI would have to argue that balloons are worse than glitter. At least from an environmental, less-waste perspective.", ">\n\nBalloons are an eco nightmare and I wish we could ban them... But glitter sucks too.", ">\n\nGlitter is the herpes of the craft world. I would be happy to never see it again", ">\n\nThis post is just an I hate glitter circle jerk. We all hate glitter", ">\n\nMark Rober gets a pass.", ">\n\nIf your only argument is based on microplastics, you need to find a better one lol", ">\n\nDidn't even have to read the post. Every mom everywhere agrees with you", ">\n\nWe have 4 kids and respectfully disagree", ">\n\n✨ I absolutely love glitter and if I could I would sprinkle it everywhere I went. I think this world would be a better place if there was more glitter in random places. ✨", ">\n\nlike your liver?\nmmm microplastics in liver", ">\n\nYes, I do. But I'll take my chances. Something has to be the cause of our death. Imagine if we were so scared of anything that may kill us, that we avoided doing anything. That's not living. If I die of glitter, I'll be okay with that.", ">\n\nI'm also ok with you dieing from glitter; myself, not so much.", ">\n\nBut I'm okay with you dieing from glitter.", ">\n\nHoly shit yes. \nFuck glitter. Shit should be flat out illegal!", ">\n\nI absolutely hate glitter on anything, crafting, makeup, clothes. The shit is ugly as f", ">\n\ni like glitter", ">", ">\n\nSomeone needs to invent biodegradable glitter ASAP", ">\n\nIt has existed for years now...", ">\n\nBut glitter tastes so good", ">\n\nYou mean with lipstick right? RIGHT??", ">\n\nMhmm sure! Yeah with lipstick, not...just plain glitter, totally!", ">\n\nGlitter is probably the worst thing to happen at the university I attended, because grad pics needed glitter and god forbid you clean up after your shoot.", ">\n\nPopular opinion!", ">\n\nnot only aesthetically lame but terrible for literally everyone and the environment", ">\n\nDoesnt even look good tbh", ">\n\nbiodegradable glitter is great! Balloons need to go if you are getting rid of glitter.", ">\n\nGot a bunch on me at Christmas from gift bags", ">\n\nBut how else would women figure out their husbands were at a strip club?", ">\n\nWho ever inventer and created glitter better die. Or is dead but yet glitter isnt yet. Fk", ">\n\nIt’s so pretty tho…", ">\n\nIs Glitter your mom's name?", ">\n\nI despite it as well", ">\n\nI was on some various drugs a couple weeks ago with my best bud. He randomly decided to blow a fistful of glitter directly into my face when I wasn’t paying attention. Needless to say I wasn’t amused. And two weeks later I’m still finding glitter around my room.", ">\n\nHow do you feel about edible or biodegradable glitter?", ">\n\nI did laundry today. I what was in the lint trap? Glitter", ">\n\nWhy do you people hate fun?", ">\n\nGlitter should dissolve in water and be good for plants/grass", ">\n\nIdgaf I love glitter", ">\n\nmmm I see an incredible amount of people bitch about glitter all the time. I think you have the popular opinion and I actually have the unpopular one for liking it lol.", ">\n\nOh I thought you were talking about the movie in which case I was going to say that’s not so unpopular.", ">\n\nGlitter: the herpes of arts & crafts", ">\n\nIt’s literally fancy dust, but it’s fun!", ">\n\nGlitter is the herpes of the craft world.", ">\n\nI spilled glitter in one of my tool bags 6 years ago and I am still finding bits. It's a disease that infects you and never get cured.", ">\n\nBiodegradable glitter?", ">\n\nyou know there is biodegradable glitter. it's made from seaweed.", ">\n\nPlastic glitter, yes. That's why we need more widely available biodegradable glitter, as in you should have to go hunting for an obscure store to find plastic glitter and it should be the more expensive option. You can have my edible glitter when you pry it from my cold, dead fingers!", ">\n\nComing from a dollar tree employee, you have spoken directly to my heart", ">\n\nLoose glitter, sure. Secured glitter is fine", ">\n\nI totally agree with you. But I don't think this is an unpopular opinion. No upvote for you.\nWe recently made some glitter slime at our house, however.", ">\n\nPeople could stop buying it all together but they would still make it.\nAppearantly there is some mystery company that buys like 80% of the world's glitter but Big Glitter won't tell us who because there is a confidentiality agreement and they want me to go insane because I will never know who is buying all the glitter and WHY!", ">\n\nIt’s Disney. (I have no idea but the glitter mess all over the Magic Kingdom is awful).", ">\n\nI have a coworker who makes a birthday board for our office every month and always uses glitter. There is now just permanently ingrained glitter on the desk, on the phone, on the floor, on everything. No amount of lysol or mopping or whatever else will get it. Infuriating.", ">\n\nGlitter is an ecological disaster.", ">\n\nWho cares? The minuscule amount of plastics left behind because of a bit of glitter is negligible", ">\n\nA friend of mine once said that glitter is the ‘herpes of arts and crafts’", ">\n\nPretty but agree", ">\n\nI just don't like glitter. Some glitter won't harm many people BUT GOD ITS SO ANNOYING! Never asked for you to stuff your gift with SHRAPNEL", ">\n\nBog standard super popular opinion. Are you a bot, or just living under a rock?", ">\n\nIf you can, you should definitely buy biodegradable glitter at sprinkles instead and then you don't have to worry obout microplastic", ">\n\nPlastic bags have been banned at most places for years where I live (Santa Cruz, CA). Only paper bags are available (with very few exceptions), and they cost 25 cents. \nBut I reused plastic bags all the time. Not so with paper bags, which often break during first use. I shoved plastic bags in my purse and didn’t have to remember to carry them in to the store like standard reusable bags. I’d get 5+ uses out of them. They also double as a handy bag you can stuff in your pocket when hiking, in case you come across any tasty mushrooms (a common occurrence for me!).\nBut glitter? I see that very rarely. Unless the ‘90s-style face glitter I used as a preteen has come back into fashion (which it may well have; I don’t know any teenagers).", ">\n\nWe gonna kill trees to make paper straws?", ">\n\nClap, clap, clap, white elephant party's everywhere. Til next year for revenge purposes.", ">\n\nHad a Christmas party at work I was still sweeping it up months later it got everywhere. After that the boss had a no glitter policy after that.", ">\n\nWhat did Mariah carey do to you?", ">\n\nYou say that because you don’t know Brazil’s carnival. Our outfits are entirely based on glitter. Sometimes only glitter in fact.", ">\n\nNot an unpopular opinion\nI just went through 2 days of trying to remove that bs from my jeans and a laptop bag because of a gift bag....it's still embedded into both even after trying to use a lint roller and laundry. What is the point of glitter when ppl can just use paint or ribbons..", ">\n\nIt's certainly true that the use of plastic products, including greeting cards and wrapping paper, can contribute to the problem of plastic pollution. Microplastics, which are small plastic particles that are 5 millimeters in size or smaller, can be found in a variety of products and can end up in the environment, where they can have negative impacts on wildlife and ecosystems. Reducing our use of plastic products can help to mitigate this problem.", ">\n\nFun fact: the biggest buyer of glitter by far is likely the US DoD, though they don’t actually divulge who they are. The glitter in chaff is most likely just the stuff you can buy at a craft store.", ">\n\nEverytime they get on my hands a puppy cries", ">\n\n90 % of waste plasitc is caused by like a dozen companies and is all pre consumer. Your hatred of glitter isnt unpopular, and banning glitter wont meaningfully impact the fight against microplastics.\nHoneatly a basic bitch take. Milktoast to the highest magnitude. The horseshoe theory of mediocre takes.", ">\n\ni strongly agree", ">\n\nWife bought glitter covered Christmas decoration nonsense, can’t get it out of the back-seat of the car, children’s booster seats or carpet. Glitter should be forbidden bylaw, seriously where is the petition! That stuff is evil.", ">\n\nDon’t tell us tell the strippers", ">\n\nThere isn’t a punishment great enough for whoever made that stuff" ]

[ "Glitter is the herpes of the crafting world", ">\n\nMy sister used to say this, she actually mailed our aunt a joke card filled with glitter designed to gently explode upon opening. When our aunt called our house, my sister just told her she gave her “glitter herpes” to remember her by. Six years latter, our aunt still finds little shiny specs on her couch and shag carpeting.", ">\n\nI'm so sorry to hear about your sister. I assume your aunt murdered her?", ">\n\nI'm sorry to hear Marcus's auntie still keeps shag carpeting. So much the worse for the glitter too.", ">\n\nYou got that wrong, Marcus's auntie keeps shagging carpets", ">\n\nMunch munch munch", ">\n\nDrove Uber, woman dropped a handful of glitter in the back seats, pissed I wouldn’t make a pit stop I guess. Didn’t notice, quick pick up of two nicely dressed women all in black on the way to a church service for their elderly mom. They noticed after sitting down in it. Still took the ride. I wanted to die seeing their black sparkly butts go up the church walk. Screw glitter and all who use it.", ">\n\nI'm not a huge fan of glitter, but biodegradable glitter does exist and is common. I think non-biodegradable glitter should stop being used though.", ">\n\nIt still gets EVERYWHERE", ">\n\nI don’t like sand", ">\n\nIt's coarse and rough and irritating", ">\n\nNot like here. Here everything is soft, and smooth.", ">\n\nRepeat after me kids:\nGLITTER IS LITTER", ">\n\nG-litter\nGlorious litter \nIt's pretty\nIt's still litter.", ">\n\n\"pretty to look at\" is as good as glitter gets", ">\n\nOf course. No one told you to eat it", ">\n\nA lot of times it contains heavy metals too", ">\n\nNo wonder those bands in the 80s used to use a lot of it", ">\n\nGlitter is the herpes of the rock world.", ">\n\nI think herpes was still the herpes of the rock world back then... poor Pam.", ">\n\nGlitter is not allowed in my house \nI allowed it once and still can find traces of it to this day....", ">\n\nI had a phone case with glitter. The thing busted months ago and I'm STILL finding traces of it", ">\n\nI will assault anyone who thinks it’s funny to give me a glitter bomb as a joke gift", ">\n\nGlitter bombs are only acceptable for cheating exes", ">\n\nAnd porch pirates", ">\n\nI saw a prank video about that on YouTube", ">\n\nYeah Mark Rober did it for 5 years, pretty epic prank", ">\n\nAs someone who just wore an all glitter dress I got for Christmas to an out of state function, I hate glitter. I burned the dress after I got home. Literally everywhere I went I left a trail of glitter and I felt like the biggest asshole on the planet. I went to go potty and the stall looked like someone murdered a glitter pixie. I don't think this is unpopular.", ">\n\nPotty? Grow up", ">\n\n/r/gatekeeping", ">\n\nPerhaps the most banal version of it.", ">\n\n\"Critics who treat 'adult' as a term of approval, instead of as a merely descriptive term, cannot be adult themselves. To be concerned about being grown up, to admire the grown up because it is grown up, to blush at the suspicion of being childish; these things are the marks of childhood and adolescence. And in childhood and adolescence they are, in moderation, healthy symptoms. Young things ought to want to grow. But to carry on into middle life or even into early manhood this concern about being adult is a mark of really arrested development. When I was ten, I read fairy tales in secret and would have been ashamed if I had been found doing so. Now that I am fifty I read them openly. When I became a man I put away childish things, including the fear of childishness and the desire to be very grown up.\" -- C.S. Lewis", ">\n\nAnd that's why I bought bio degradable glitter. I freaking love sparkles but the planet is important. There's also edible glitter that I plan on getting eventually.", ">\n\nIts fun. But you'll definitely spill some and find it everywhere for a few weeks. Not as bad as regular glitter tho. And your poop looks fancy for a day.\nBut: Biodegradable is a lie, usually. It's only biodegradable under VERY specific circumstances that are not met in a landfill or even most bio waste composting plants. Burning it works just fine :D", ">\n\nThis is popular as fuck", ">\n\nThe fact that glitter both exists and is used says otherwise.", ">\n\nI exist and am used, but I'm not popular.", ">\n\nBut are you biodegradable?", ">\n\nEverything except my bones.", ">\n\nGlitter is terrible. Now, sparkly stuff that doesn't bleed onto everything is okay and enjoyable. But glitter that leaks onto everything and never goes away is so bad", ">\n\nIm like a crow.. i need the shiny in my life", ">\n\nSAME", ">\n\nThe largest purchaser of glitter worldwide actively hides the fact that they are the largest purchaser of glitter worldwide", ">\n\nHow are you going to put me out there like that?", ">\n\nSorry De_Nilla the world has to know what you use all of it for", ">\n\nMy 6 year old could not disagree with this comment more strongly.", ">\n\nMy 4 year old too. \nShe dropped a tiny little tub of glitter on the floor (yay Christmas presents!) in the dining room and even after sweeping and hoovering the floor is SPARKLY!", ">\n\nyou could turn on a good old fashioned Kirby, leave it running in one spot for a century, pick it up and it will still sparkle under it", ">\n\nGlitter is a horrific abomination and if any type of plastic should be banned, it should be glitter.", ">\n\nI see your point. But it is oh so wonderful to send an enemy a glitter bomb.", ">\n\nPeople actually have enemies? And fantasize about vengeful antics?\nI really need to get out more", ">\n\nI would say this is the most popular opinion ever posted on this thread. NO ONE is coming out in support of glitter.", ">\n\ni support glitter 😂", ">\n\nDownvote this person into oblivion ☝️", ">\n\nThats a downvote for you! Glitter rules!", ">\n\nI hope you get it stuck in your hard to reach places!", ">\n\nAnd you have a life with no happy sparklies!", ">\n\nNGL, I don't even care about the whole micro plastics thing that much, I just hate the mess it leaves in general, seems the second a kid spills glitter in a house you're going to be finding little specs of glitter all around the place until the end of time. (or the building burns down, whatever is first) Even with effort to clean it up some always manages to remain. \nThink a good way of telling if a house was ever owned by a family with kids is just to have a good look at the gaps between floor boards, skirting and what not, any glitter and you know kids have likely been there.", ">\n\nI'm an artist who works with glitter and resin, and you're all absolutely correct. It's a plague, and I love it. Studio floors are gorgeous, but it gets places I haven't been, ever. It's in my boyfriends welding helmet, and that doesn't come home.", ">\n\nI have 3 daughters and especially when they were younger it seemed like there was glitter everywhere in our house. Well I get a call from my sister who was part angry part couldn't stop laughing. I had given her some leftover infant diapers we had, and she was at the doctors with her recently born son.\nDuring the check up she saw a strange look come over the Docs face, concerned she moved to see what was going on and was horrified to see her sons balls sparkling with glitter.\nGlitter is trash, and gets EVERYWHERE.", ">\n\nWe buy stupid vinyl records that are damage the first time you use them, instead of CDs. CD s are just music delivery system. People buy non stick pans, which are disposable, as opposed to a stainless steel pans which will out last your grandchildren. People buy expensive cell phones that you throw out when the battery is dead. I have five working computers, that they turned off the operating systems. They say people buy fast fashion. Hell, I can't but anything else. I can live with the glitter.", ">\n\nI had my MacBook for 10 years. Still worked perfectly. But I couldn’t update it anymore. Roughly 6 months later, none of the apps I was trying to run would work anymore. So I had to get a new one. I didn’t need a new one. It was annoying. I like my current MacBook but I’m annoyed that I even have to have it.", ">\n\nthis sub needs an update it's littered with popular opinions", ">\n\nThe things people will do for karma.\nAnd people admit knowing the rules and upvoting when they agree", ">\n\nBioglitter ftw", ">\n\nNo glitter, ftmfw", ">\n\nWhy do you hate fun", ">\n\nWhy do you choose to be the way you are?", ">\n\nGlitter is the middle of sequins\nEdit: get rid of both", ">\n\nI love glitter. They shine and shimmer", ">\n\ndid something concerning glitter happen to you recently lol? jusk askin", ">\n\nOP is probably another victim of the glitter boobytrap.", ">\n\ni’m a raver so reading these comments is just painful 😭😭😭😭", ">\n\nBuy the bio/eco-friendly glitter! I use it for music festivals and love it.", ">\n\ngood idea 😊😊😊", ">\n\nWhen I need to use glitter, I'm buying a biodegradable one. Problem solved", ">\n\nI think it's funny that every time I go to a music festival the people who say they love the planet the most are the first to throw glitter and chemical glow sticks like it's going out of style.", ">\n\nI go to music festivals and love face glitter, but I buy the bio/eco glitter that is made from algae. Not trying to be confrontational with you, just don't want you to think that everyone who loves to sparkle hates the environment.", ">\n\nI hate both", ">\n\nThis isn't an unpopular opinion....\nIDK if you've seen Good Mythical Morning, but they had glitter on the show ONCE and then instituted a serious, company-wide policy of banning glitter completely. Link still looks mad whenever the subject of glitter comes up.", ">\n\nPREACH", ">\n\nCheck your mailbox (there is a glitter bomb)", ">\n\nCards that play music are electronic waste", ">\n\nI agree. Easy downvote.", ">", ">\n\nlol is reddit supoosed to be an imageboard now? whats with the image replies", ">", ">\n\nThis is 10/10 not an upopular opinion. It’s is literally the herpes of the arts and crafts world. Nobody wants it, but of COURSE somebody has it, and they usually don’t tell you about it until it’s too late, and once you have it it’s impossible to get rid of.", ">\n\nThat's a great analogy. Even though I love glitter", ">\n\nI teach little children. I absolutely love glitter!", ">\n\nFantastic read for anyone interested. \nWhat Is Glitter? By Caity Weaver for The New York Times", ">\n\nBiodegradable glitter", ">\n\nbiggest sigh known to man", ">\n\nI don’t do much craft, but me and all the other performers I know are using biodegradable glitter products now.", ">\n\nDon’t get me started on edible glitter…", ">\n\nThis girl I'm talking to said \"give me your arm\" I was watching TV so I just obliged, she rubbed my whole arm with a brush that got loads of glitter on my skin. \"Now you sparkle like me\" was all I got when I asked why on earth I would want that.", ">\n\nGlitter is the STI of the arts and crafts world", ">\n\nOn what planet is this unpopular?", ">\n\nMercury, the surface temperature permanently fuses the glitter with everything it touches", ">\n\nI agree, but I use biodegradable glitter. I wish I could ditch it but I’m a rave girl, so that’s simply not an option…😏", ">\n\nSame goes for filling party balloons with helium. Literally taking a finite resource and filling a piece of trash with it.", ">\n\nI hope someone glitterbombs you", ">\n\nI hope someone glitter bombs me.", ">\n\nI like glitter. I'm man enough to say it", ">\n\nIs this Opposite Day in r/unpopularopinion? \nr/unpopularopinion glitter is the best, closely followed by sand.", ">\n\nIt is always opposite day here.\nAny actual unpopular opinions were banned a long time ago, try mentioning weight or race and chances are the mods will automatically ban it.", ">\n\nI despise glitter, it gets EVERYWHERE, and it sticks too. I just do my best to avoid it", ">\n\nI love the look of glitter. I love the biodegradable stuff but the price is insane and to buy craft is so cheap and easy. It's disappointing. I have a cup that's covered in glitter the best part is it sealed in and does shed everywhere.", ">\n\nI smell this opinion getting deleted from a mile away", ">\n\nCan we use glitter for scammers and people who steal packages?", ">\n\nI remember seeing videos of this man who made this box which used GPS and hidden cameras on all sides to catch porch pirates. When the person took the packaging off the box, an alarm sounded and it would throw up massive clouds of glitter.", ">\n\nYES! AND BALLOONS!! Enough with the balloon releases and glitter bombs!!", ">\n\nI would have to argue that balloons are worse than glitter. At least from an environmental, less-waste perspective.", ">\n\nBalloons are an eco nightmare and I wish we could ban them... But glitter sucks too.", ">\n\nGlitter is the herpes of the craft world. I would be happy to never see it again", ">\n\nThis post is just an I hate glitter circle jerk. We all hate glitter", ">\n\nMark Rober gets a pass.", ">\n\nIf your only argument is based on microplastics, you need to find a better one lol", ">\n\nDidn't even have to read the post. Every mom everywhere agrees with you", ">\n\nWe have 4 kids and respectfully disagree", ">\n\n✨ I absolutely love glitter and if I could I would sprinkle it everywhere I went. I think this world would be a better place if there was more glitter in random places. ✨", ">\n\nlike your liver?\nmmm microplastics in liver", ">\n\nYes, I do. But I'll take my chances. Something has to be the cause of our death. Imagine if we were so scared of anything that may kill us, that we avoided doing anything. That's not living. If I die of glitter, I'll be okay with that.", ">\n\nI'm also ok with you dieing from glitter; myself, not so much.", ">\n\nBut I'm okay with you dieing from glitter.", ">\n\nHoly shit yes. \nFuck glitter. Shit should be flat out illegal!", ">\n\nI absolutely hate glitter on anything, crafting, makeup, clothes. The shit is ugly as f", ">\n\ni like glitter", ">", ">\n\nSomeone needs to invent biodegradable glitter ASAP", ">\n\nIt has existed for years now...", ">\n\nBut glitter tastes so good", ">\n\nYou mean with lipstick right? RIGHT??", ">\n\nMhmm sure! Yeah with lipstick, not...just plain glitter, totally!", ">\n\nGlitter is probably the worst thing to happen at the university I attended, because grad pics needed glitter and god forbid you clean up after your shoot.", ">\n\nPopular opinion!", ">\n\nnot only aesthetically lame but terrible for literally everyone and the environment", ">\n\nDoesnt even look good tbh", ">\n\nbiodegradable glitter is great! Balloons need to go if you are getting rid of glitter.", ">\n\nGot a bunch on me at Christmas from gift bags", ">\n\nBut how else would women figure out their husbands were at a strip club?", ">\n\nWho ever inventer and created glitter better die. Or is dead but yet glitter isnt yet. Fk", ">\n\nIt’s so pretty tho…", ">\n\nIs Glitter your mom's name?", ">\n\nI despite it as well", ">\n\nI was on some various drugs a couple weeks ago with my best bud. He randomly decided to blow a fistful of glitter directly into my face when I wasn’t paying attention. Needless to say I wasn’t amused. And two weeks later I’m still finding glitter around my room.", ">\n\nHow do you feel about edible or biodegradable glitter?", ">\n\nI did laundry today. I what was in the lint trap? Glitter", ">\n\nWhy do you people hate fun?", ">\n\nGlitter should dissolve in water and be good for plants/grass", ">\n\nIdgaf I love glitter", ">\n\nmmm I see an incredible amount of people bitch about glitter all the time. I think you have the popular opinion and I actually have the unpopular one for liking it lol.", ">\n\nOh I thought you were talking about the movie in which case I was going to say that’s not so unpopular.", ">\n\nGlitter: the herpes of arts & crafts", ">\n\nIt’s literally fancy dust, but it’s fun!", ">\n\nGlitter is the herpes of the craft world.", ">\n\nI spilled glitter in one of my tool bags 6 years ago and I am still finding bits. It's a disease that infects you and never get cured.", ">\n\nBiodegradable glitter?", ">\n\nyou know there is biodegradable glitter. it's made from seaweed.", ">\n\nPlastic glitter, yes. That's why we need more widely available biodegradable glitter, as in you should have to go hunting for an obscure store to find plastic glitter and it should be the more expensive option. You can have my edible glitter when you pry it from my cold, dead fingers!", ">\n\nComing from a dollar tree employee, you have spoken directly to my heart", ">\n\nLoose glitter, sure. Secured glitter is fine", ">\n\nI totally agree with you. But I don't think this is an unpopular opinion. No upvote for you.\nWe recently made some glitter slime at our house, however.", ">\n\nPeople could stop buying it all together but they would still make it.\nAppearantly there is some mystery company that buys like 80% of the world's glitter but Big Glitter won't tell us who because there is a confidentiality agreement and they want me to go insane because I will never know who is buying all the glitter and WHY!", ">\n\nIt’s Disney. (I have no idea but the glitter mess all over the Magic Kingdom is awful).", ">\n\nI have a coworker who makes a birthday board for our office every month and always uses glitter. There is now just permanently ingrained glitter on the desk, on the phone, on the floor, on everything. No amount of lysol or mopping or whatever else will get it. Infuriating.", ">\n\nGlitter is an ecological disaster.", ">\n\nWho cares? The minuscule amount of plastics left behind because of a bit of glitter is negligible", ">\n\nA friend of mine once said that glitter is the ‘herpes of arts and crafts’", ">\n\nPretty but agree", ">\n\nI just don't like glitter. Some glitter won't harm many people BUT GOD ITS SO ANNOYING! Never asked for you to stuff your gift with SHRAPNEL", ">\n\nBog standard super popular opinion. Are you a bot, or just living under a rock?", ">\n\nIf you can, you should definitely buy biodegradable glitter at sprinkles instead and then you don't have to worry obout microplastic", ">\n\nPlastic bags have been banned at most places for years where I live (Santa Cruz, CA). Only paper bags are available (with very few exceptions), and they cost 25 cents. \nBut I reused plastic bags all the time. Not so with paper bags, which often break during first use. I shoved plastic bags in my purse and didn’t have to remember to carry them in to the store like standard reusable bags. I’d get 5+ uses out of them. They also double as a handy bag you can stuff in your pocket when hiking, in case you come across any tasty mushrooms (a common occurrence for me!).\nBut glitter? I see that very rarely. Unless the ‘90s-style face glitter I used as a preteen has come back into fashion (which it may well have; I don’t know any teenagers).", ">\n\nWe gonna kill trees to make paper straws?", ">\n\nClap, clap, clap, white elephant party's everywhere. Til next year for revenge purposes.", ">\n\nHad a Christmas party at work I was still sweeping it up months later it got everywhere. After that the boss had a no glitter policy after that.", ">\n\nWhat did Mariah carey do to you?", ">\n\nYou say that because you don’t know Brazil’s carnival. Our outfits are entirely based on glitter. Sometimes only glitter in fact.", ">\n\nNot an unpopular opinion\nI just went through 2 days of trying to remove that bs from my jeans and a laptop bag because of a gift bag....it's still embedded into both even after trying to use a lint roller and laundry. What is the point of glitter when ppl can just use paint or ribbons..", ">\n\nIt's certainly true that the use of plastic products, including greeting cards and wrapping paper, can contribute to the problem of plastic pollution. Microplastics, which are small plastic particles that are 5 millimeters in size or smaller, can be found in a variety of products and can end up in the environment, where they can have negative impacts on wildlife and ecosystems. Reducing our use of plastic products can help to mitigate this problem.", ">\n\nFun fact: the biggest buyer of glitter by far is likely the US DoD, though they don’t actually divulge who they are. The glitter in chaff is most likely just the stuff you can buy at a craft store.", ">\n\nEverytime they get on my hands a puppy cries", ">\n\n90 % of waste plasitc is caused by like a dozen companies and is all pre consumer. Your hatred of glitter isnt unpopular, and banning glitter wont meaningfully impact the fight against microplastics.\nHoneatly a basic bitch take. Milktoast to the highest magnitude. The horseshoe theory of mediocre takes.", ">\n\ni strongly agree", ">\n\nWife bought glitter covered Christmas decoration nonsense, can’t get it out of the back-seat of the car, children’s booster seats or carpet. Glitter should be forbidden bylaw, seriously where is the petition! That stuff is evil.", ">\n\nDon’t tell us tell the strippers", ">\n\nThere isn’t a punishment great enough for whoever made that stuff", ">\n\nI dont know why everyone hates glitter so much but still uses it so much in pranks and other things.\nIm not an arts and crafts person so geass people love it for that. But most i see people use it for is to prank people with" ]

[ "Glitter is the herpes of the crafting world", ">\n\nMy sister used to say this, she actually mailed our aunt a joke card filled with glitter designed to gently explode upon opening. When our aunt called our house, my sister just told her she gave her “glitter herpes” to remember her by. Six years latter, our aunt still finds little shiny specs on her couch and shag carpeting.", ">\n\nI'm so sorry to hear about your sister. I assume your aunt murdered her?", ">\n\nI'm sorry to hear Marcus's auntie still keeps shag carpeting. So much the worse for the glitter too.", ">\n\nYou got that wrong, Marcus's auntie keeps shagging carpets", ">\n\nMunch munch munch", ">\n\nDrove Uber, woman dropped a handful of glitter in the back seats, pissed I wouldn’t make a pit stop I guess. Didn’t notice, quick pick up of two nicely dressed women all in black on the way to a church service for their elderly mom. They noticed after sitting down in it. Still took the ride. I wanted to die seeing their black sparkly butts go up the church walk. Screw glitter and all who use it.", ">\n\nI'm not a huge fan of glitter, but biodegradable glitter does exist and is common. I think non-biodegradable glitter should stop being used though.", ">\n\nIt still gets EVERYWHERE", ">\n\nI don’t like sand", ">\n\nIt's coarse and rough and irritating", ">\n\nNot like here. Here everything is soft, and smooth.", ">\n\nRepeat after me kids:\nGLITTER IS LITTER", ">\n\nG-litter\nGlorious litter \nIt's pretty\nIt's still litter.", ">\n\n\"pretty to look at\" is as good as glitter gets", ">\n\nOf course. No one told you to eat it", ">\n\nA lot of times it contains heavy metals too", ">\n\nNo wonder those bands in the 80s used to use a lot of it", ">\n\nGlitter is the herpes of the rock world.", ">\n\nI think herpes was still the herpes of the rock world back then... poor Pam.", ">\n\nGlitter is not allowed in my house \nI allowed it once and still can find traces of it to this day....", ">\n\nI had a phone case with glitter. The thing busted months ago and I'm STILL finding traces of it", ">\n\nI will assault anyone who thinks it’s funny to give me a glitter bomb as a joke gift", ">\n\nGlitter bombs are only acceptable for cheating exes", ">\n\nAnd porch pirates", ">\n\nI saw a prank video about that on YouTube", ">\n\nYeah Mark Rober did it for 5 years, pretty epic prank", ">\n\nAs someone who just wore an all glitter dress I got for Christmas to an out of state function, I hate glitter. I burned the dress after I got home. Literally everywhere I went I left a trail of glitter and I felt like the biggest asshole on the planet. I went to go potty and the stall looked like someone murdered a glitter pixie. I don't think this is unpopular.", ">\n\nPotty? Grow up", ">\n\n/r/gatekeeping", ">\n\nPerhaps the most banal version of it.", ">\n\n\"Critics who treat 'adult' as a term of approval, instead of as a merely descriptive term, cannot be adult themselves. To be concerned about being grown up, to admire the grown up because it is grown up, to blush at the suspicion of being childish; these things are the marks of childhood and adolescence. And in childhood and adolescence they are, in moderation, healthy symptoms. Young things ought to want to grow. But to carry on into middle life or even into early manhood this concern about being adult is a mark of really arrested development. When I was ten, I read fairy tales in secret and would have been ashamed if I had been found doing so. Now that I am fifty I read them openly. When I became a man I put away childish things, including the fear of childishness and the desire to be very grown up.\" -- C.S. Lewis", ">\n\nAnd that's why I bought bio degradable glitter. I freaking love sparkles but the planet is important. There's also edible glitter that I plan on getting eventually.", ">\n\nIts fun. But you'll definitely spill some and find it everywhere for a few weeks. Not as bad as regular glitter tho. And your poop looks fancy for a day.\nBut: Biodegradable is a lie, usually. It's only biodegradable under VERY specific circumstances that are not met in a landfill or even most bio waste composting plants. Burning it works just fine :D", ">\n\nThis is popular as fuck", ">\n\nThe fact that glitter both exists and is used says otherwise.", ">\n\nI exist and am used, but I'm not popular.", ">\n\nBut are you biodegradable?", ">\n\nEverything except my bones.", ">\n\nGlitter is terrible. Now, sparkly stuff that doesn't bleed onto everything is okay and enjoyable. But glitter that leaks onto everything and never goes away is so bad", ">\n\nIm like a crow.. i need the shiny in my life", ">\n\nSAME", ">\n\nThe largest purchaser of glitter worldwide actively hides the fact that they are the largest purchaser of glitter worldwide", ">\n\nHow are you going to put me out there like that?", ">\n\nSorry De_Nilla the world has to know what you use all of it for", ">\n\nMy 6 year old could not disagree with this comment more strongly.", ">\n\nMy 4 year old too. \nShe dropped a tiny little tub of glitter on the floor (yay Christmas presents!) in the dining room and even after sweeping and hoovering the floor is SPARKLY!", ">\n\nyou could turn on a good old fashioned Kirby, leave it running in one spot for a century, pick it up and it will still sparkle under it", ">\n\nGlitter is a horrific abomination and if any type of plastic should be banned, it should be glitter.", ">\n\nI see your point. But it is oh so wonderful to send an enemy a glitter bomb.", ">\n\nPeople actually have enemies? And fantasize about vengeful antics?\nI really need to get out more", ">\n\nI would say this is the most popular opinion ever posted on this thread. NO ONE is coming out in support of glitter.", ">\n\ni support glitter 😂", ">\n\nDownvote this person into oblivion ☝️", ">\n\nThats a downvote for you! Glitter rules!", ">\n\nI hope you get it stuck in your hard to reach places!", ">\n\nAnd you have a life with no happy sparklies!", ">\n\nNGL, I don't even care about the whole micro plastics thing that much, I just hate the mess it leaves in general, seems the second a kid spills glitter in a house you're going to be finding little specs of glitter all around the place until the end of time. (or the building burns down, whatever is first) Even with effort to clean it up some always manages to remain. \nThink a good way of telling if a house was ever owned by a family with kids is just to have a good look at the gaps between floor boards, skirting and what not, any glitter and you know kids have likely been there.", ">\n\nI'm an artist who works with glitter and resin, and you're all absolutely correct. It's a plague, and I love it. Studio floors are gorgeous, but it gets places I haven't been, ever. It's in my boyfriends welding helmet, and that doesn't come home.", ">\n\nI have 3 daughters and especially when they were younger it seemed like there was glitter everywhere in our house. Well I get a call from my sister who was part angry part couldn't stop laughing. I had given her some leftover infant diapers we had, and she was at the doctors with her recently born son.\nDuring the check up she saw a strange look come over the Docs face, concerned she moved to see what was going on and was horrified to see her sons balls sparkling with glitter.\nGlitter is trash, and gets EVERYWHERE.", ">\n\nWe buy stupid vinyl records that are damage the first time you use them, instead of CDs. CD s are just music delivery system. People buy non stick pans, which are disposable, as opposed to a stainless steel pans which will out last your grandchildren. People buy expensive cell phones that you throw out when the battery is dead. I have five working computers, that they turned off the operating systems. They say people buy fast fashion. Hell, I can't but anything else. I can live with the glitter.", ">\n\nI had my MacBook for 10 years. Still worked perfectly. But I couldn’t update it anymore. Roughly 6 months later, none of the apps I was trying to run would work anymore. So I had to get a new one. I didn’t need a new one. It was annoying. I like my current MacBook but I’m annoyed that I even have to have it.", ">\n\nthis sub needs an update it's littered with popular opinions", ">\n\nThe things people will do for karma.\nAnd people admit knowing the rules and upvoting when they agree", ">\n\nBioglitter ftw", ">\n\nNo glitter, ftmfw", ">\n\nWhy do you hate fun", ">\n\nWhy do you choose to be the way you are?", ">\n\nGlitter is the middle of sequins\nEdit: get rid of both", ">\n\nI love glitter. They shine and shimmer", ">\n\ndid something concerning glitter happen to you recently lol? jusk askin", ">\n\nOP is probably another victim of the glitter boobytrap.", ">\n\ni’m a raver so reading these comments is just painful 😭😭😭😭", ">\n\nBuy the bio/eco-friendly glitter! I use it for music festivals and love it.", ">\n\ngood idea 😊😊😊", ">\n\nWhen I need to use glitter, I'm buying a biodegradable one. Problem solved", ">\n\nI think it's funny that every time I go to a music festival the people who say they love the planet the most are the first to throw glitter and chemical glow sticks like it's going out of style.", ">\n\nI go to music festivals and love face glitter, but I buy the bio/eco glitter that is made from algae. Not trying to be confrontational with you, just don't want you to think that everyone who loves to sparkle hates the environment.", ">\n\nI hate both", ">\n\nThis isn't an unpopular opinion....\nIDK if you've seen Good Mythical Morning, but they had glitter on the show ONCE and then instituted a serious, company-wide policy of banning glitter completely. Link still looks mad whenever the subject of glitter comes up.", ">\n\nPREACH", ">\n\nCheck your mailbox (there is a glitter bomb)", ">\n\nCards that play music are electronic waste", ">\n\nI agree. Easy downvote.", ">", ">\n\nlol is reddit supoosed to be an imageboard now? whats with the image replies", ">", ">\n\nThis is 10/10 not an upopular opinion. It’s is literally the herpes of the arts and crafts world. Nobody wants it, but of COURSE somebody has it, and they usually don’t tell you about it until it’s too late, and once you have it it’s impossible to get rid of.", ">\n\nThat's a great analogy. Even though I love glitter", ">\n\nI teach little children. I absolutely love glitter!", ">\n\nFantastic read for anyone interested. \nWhat Is Glitter? By Caity Weaver for The New York Times", ">\n\nBiodegradable glitter", ">\n\nbiggest sigh known to man", ">\n\nI don’t do much craft, but me and all the other performers I know are using biodegradable glitter products now.", ">\n\nDon’t get me started on edible glitter…", ">\n\nThis girl I'm talking to said \"give me your arm\" I was watching TV so I just obliged, she rubbed my whole arm with a brush that got loads of glitter on my skin. \"Now you sparkle like me\" was all I got when I asked why on earth I would want that.", ">\n\nGlitter is the STI of the arts and crafts world", ">\n\nOn what planet is this unpopular?", ">\n\nMercury, the surface temperature permanently fuses the glitter with everything it touches", ">\n\nI agree, but I use biodegradable glitter. I wish I could ditch it but I’m a rave girl, so that’s simply not an option…😏", ">\n\nSame goes for filling party balloons with helium. Literally taking a finite resource and filling a piece of trash with it.", ">\n\nI hope someone glitterbombs you", ">\n\nI hope someone glitter bombs me.", ">\n\nI like glitter. I'm man enough to say it", ">\n\nIs this Opposite Day in r/unpopularopinion? \nr/unpopularopinion glitter is the best, closely followed by sand.", ">\n\nIt is always opposite day here.\nAny actual unpopular opinions were banned a long time ago, try mentioning weight or race and chances are the mods will automatically ban it.", ">\n\nI despise glitter, it gets EVERYWHERE, and it sticks too. I just do my best to avoid it", ">\n\nI love the look of glitter. I love the biodegradable stuff but the price is insane and to buy craft is so cheap and easy. It's disappointing. I have a cup that's covered in glitter the best part is it sealed in and does shed everywhere.", ">\n\nI smell this opinion getting deleted from a mile away", ">\n\nCan we use glitter for scammers and people who steal packages?", ">\n\nI remember seeing videos of this man who made this box which used GPS and hidden cameras on all sides to catch porch pirates. When the person took the packaging off the box, an alarm sounded and it would throw up massive clouds of glitter.", ">\n\nYES! AND BALLOONS!! Enough with the balloon releases and glitter bombs!!", ">\n\nI would have to argue that balloons are worse than glitter. At least from an environmental, less-waste perspective.", ">\n\nBalloons are an eco nightmare and I wish we could ban them... But glitter sucks too.", ">\n\nGlitter is the herpes of the craft world. I would be happy to never see it again", ">\n\nThis post is just an I hate glitter circle jerk. We all hate glitter", ">\n\nMark Rober gets a pass.", ">\n\nIf your only argument is based on microplastics, you need to find a better one lol", ">\n\nDidn't even have to read the post. Every mom everywhere agrees with you", ">\n\nWe have 4 kids and respectfully disagree", ">\n\n✨ I absolutely love glitter and if I could I would sprinkle it everywhere I went. I think this world would be a better place if there was more glitter in random places. ✨", ">\n\nlike your liver?\nmmm microplastics in liver", ">\n\nYes, I do. But I'll take my chances. Something has to be the cause of our death. Imagine if we were so scared of anything that may kill us, that we avoided doing anything. That's not living. If I die of glitter, I'll be okay with that.", ">\n\nI'm also ok with you dieing from glitter; myself, not so much.", ">\n\nBut I'm okay with you dieing from glitter.", ">\n\nHoly shit yes. \nFuck glitter. Shit should be flat out illegal!", ">\n\nI absolutely hate glitter on anything, crafting, makeup, clothes. The shit is ugly as f", ">\n\ni like glitter", ">", ">\n\nSomeone needs to invent biodegradable glitter ASAP", ">\n\nIt has existed for years now...", ">\n\nBut glitter tastes so good", ">\n\nYou mean with lipstick right? RIGHT??", ">\n\nMhmm sure! Yeah with lipstick, not...just plain glitter, totally!", ">\n\nGlitter is probably the worst thing to happen at the university I attended, because grad pics needed glitter and god forbid you clean up after your shoot.", ">\n\nPopular opinion!", ">\n\nnot only aesthetically lame but terrible for literally everyone and the environment", ">\n\nDoesnt even look good tbh", ">\n\nbiodegradable glitter is great! Balloons need to go if you are getting rid of glitter.", ">\n\nGot a bunch on me at Christmas from gift bags", ">\n\nBut how else would women figure out their husbands were at a strip club?", ">\n\nWho ever inventer and created glitter better die. Or is dead but yet glitter isnt yet. Fk", ">\n\nIt’s so pretty tho…", ">\n\nIs Glitter your mom's name?", ">\n\nI despite it as well", ">\n\nI was on some various drugs a couple weeks ago with my best bud. He randomly decided to blow a fistful of glitter directly into my face when I wasn’t paying attention. Needless to say I wasn’t amused. And two weeks later I’m still finding glitter around my room.", ">\n\nHow do you feel about edible or biodegradable glitter?", ">\n\nI did laundry today. I what was in the lint trap? Glitter", ">\n\nWhy do you people hate fun?", ">\n\nGlitter should dissolve in water and be good for plants/grass", ">\n\nIdgaf I love glitter", ">\n\nmmm I see an incredible amount of people bitch about glitter all the time. I think you have the popular opinion and I actually have the unpopular one for liking it lol.", ">\n\nOh I thought you were talking about the movie in which case I was going to say that’s not so unpopular.", ">\n\nGlitter: the herpes of arts & crafts", ">\n\nIt’s literally fancy dust, but it’s fun!", ">\n\nGlitter is the herpes of the craft world.", ">\n\nI spilled glitter in one of my tool bags 6 years ago and I am still finding bits. It's a disease that infects you and never get cured.", ">\n\nBiodegradable glitter?", ">\n\nyou know there is biodegradable glitter. it's made from seaweed.", ">\n\nPlastic glitter, yes. That's why we need more widely available biodegradable glitter, as in you should have to go hunting for an obscure store to find plastic glitter and it should be the more expensive option. You can have my edible glitter when you pry it from my cold, dead fingers!", ">\n\nComing from a dollar tree employee, you have spoken directly to my heart", ">\n\nLoose glitter, sure. Secured glitter is fine", ">\n\nI totally agree with you. But I don't think this is an unpopular opinion. No upvote for you.\nWe recently made some glitter slime at our house, however.", ">\n\nPeople could stop buying it all together but they would still make it.\nAppearantly there is some mystery company that buys like 80% of the world's glitter but Big Glitter won't tell us who because there is a confidentiality agreement and they want me to go insane because I will never know who is buying all the glitter and WHY!", ">\n\nIt’s Disney. (I have no idea but the glitter mess all over the Magic Kingdom is awful).", ">\n\nI have a coworker who makes a birthday board for our office every month and always uses glitter. There is now just permanently ingrained glitter on the desk, on the phone, on the floor, on everything. No amount of lysol or mopping or whatever else will get it. Infuriating.", ">\n\nGlitter is an ecological disaster.", ">\n\nWho cares? The minuscule amount of plastics left behind because of a bit of glitter is negligible", ">\n\nA friend of mine once said that glitter is the ‘herpes of arts and crafts’", ">\n\nPretty but agree", ">\n\nI just don't like glitter. Some glitter won't harm many people BUT GOD ITS SO ANNOYING! Never asked for you to stuff your gift with SHRAPNEL", ">\n\nBog standard super popular opinion. Are you a bot, or just living under a rock?", ">\n\nIf you can, you should definitely buy biodegradable glitter at sprinkles instead and then you don't have to worry obout microplastic", ">\n\nPlastic bags have been banned at most places for years where I live (Santa Cruz, CA). Only paper bags are available (with very few exceptions), and they cost 25 cents. \nBut I reused plastic bags all the time. Not so with paper bags, which often break during first use. I shoved plastic bags in my purse and didn’t have to remember to carry them in to the store like standard reusable bags. I’d get 5+ uses out of them. They also double as a handy bag you can stuff in your pocket when hiking, in case you come across any tasty mushrooms (a common occurrence for me!).\nBut glitter? I see that very rarely. Unless the ‘90s-style face glitter I used as a preteen has come back into fashion (which it may well have; I don’t know any teenagers).", ">\n\nWe gonna kill trees to make paper straws?", ">\n\nClap, clap, clap, white elephant party's everywhere. Til next year for revenge purposes.", ">\n\nHad a Christmas party at work I was still sweeping it up months later it got everywhere. After that the boss had a no glitter policy after that.", ">\n\nWhat did Mariah carey do to you?", ">\n\nYou say that because you don’t know Brazil’s carnival. Our outfits are entirely based on glitter. Sometimes only glitter in fact.", ">\n\nNot an unpopular opinion\nI just went through 2 days of trying to remove that bs from my jeans and a laptop bag because of a gift bag....it's still embedded into both even after trying to use a lint roller and laundry. What is the point of glitter when ppl can just use paint or ribbons..", ">\n\nIt's certainly true that the use of plastic products, including greeting cards and wrapping paper, can contribute to the problem of plastic pollution. Microplastics, which are small plastic particles that are 5 millimeters in size or smaller, can be found in a variety of products and can end up in the environment, where they can have negative impacts on wildlife and ecosystems. Reducing our use of plastic products can help to mitigate this problem.", ">\n\nFun fact: the biggest buyer of glitter by far is likely the US DoD, though they don’t actually divulge who they are. The glitter in chaff is most likely just the stuff you can buy at a craft store.", ">\n\nEverytime they get on my hands a puppy cries", ">\n\n90 % of waste plasitc is caused by like a dozen companies and is all pre consumer. Your hatred of glitter isnt unpopular, and banning glitter wont meaningfully impact the fight against microplastics.\nHoneatly a basic bitch take. Milktoast to the highest magnitude. The horseshoe theory of mediocre takes.", ">\n\ni strongly agree", ">\n\nWife bought glitter covered Christmas decoration nonsense, can’t get it out of the back-seat of the car, children’s booster seats or carpet. Glitter should be forbidden bylaw, seriously where is the petition! That stuff is evil.", ">\n\nDon’t tell us tell the strippers", ">\n\nThere isn’t a punishment great enough for whoever made that stuff", ">\n\nI dont know why everyone hates glitter so much but still uses it so much in pranks and other things.\nIm not an arts and crafts person so geass people love it for that. But most i see people use it for is to prank people with", ">\n\nI second you in this opinion. I hate glitter with all my heart" ]

[ "Glitter is the herpes of the crafting world", ">\n\nMy sister used to say this, she actually mailed our aunt a joke card filled with glitter designed to gently explode upon opening. When our aunt called our house, my sister just told her she gave her “glitter herpes” to remember her by. Six years latter, our aunt still finds little shiny specs on her couch and shag carpeting.", ">\n\nI'm so sorry to hear about your sister. I assume your aunt murdered her?", ">\n\nI'm sorry to hear Marcus's auntie still keeps shag carpeting. So much the worse for the glitter too.", ">\n\nYou got that wrong, Marcus's auntie keeps shagging carpets", ">\n\nMunch munch munch", ">\n\nDrove Uber, woman dropped a handful of glitter in the back seats, pissed I wouldn’t make a pit stop I guess. Didn’t notice, quick pick up of two nicely dressed women all in black on the way to a church service for their elderly mom. They noticed after sitting down in it. Still took the ride. I wanted to die seeing their black sparkly butts go up the church walk. Screw glitter and all who use it.", ">\n\nI'm not a huge fan of glitter, but biodegradable glitter does exist and is common. I think non-biodegradable glitter should stop being used though.", ">\n\nIt still gets EVERYWHERE", ">\n\nI don’t like sand", ">\n\nIt's coarse and rough and irritating", ">\n\nNot like here. Here everything is soft, and smooth.", ">\n\nRepeat after me kids:\nGLITTER IS LITTER", ">\n\nG-litter\nGlorious litter \nIt's pretty\nIt's still litter.", ">\n\n\"pretty to look at\" is as good as glitter gets", ">\n\nOf course. No one told you to eat it", ">\n\nA lot of times it contains heavy metals too", ">\n\nNo wonder those bands in the 80s used to use a lot of it", ">\n\nGlitter is the herpes of the rock world.", ">\n\nI think herpes was still the herpes of the rock world back then... poor Pam.", ">\n\nGlitter is not allowed in my house \nI allowed it once and still can find traces of it to this day....", ">\n\nI had a phone case with glitter. The thing busted months ago and I'm STILL finding traces of it", ">\n\nI will assault anyone who thinks it’s funny to give me a glitter bomb as a joke gift", ">\n\nGlitter bombs are only acceptable for cheating exes", ">\n\nAnd porch pirates", ">\n\nI saw a prank video about that on YouTube", ">\n\nYeah Mark Rober did it for 5 years, pretty epic prank", ">\n\nAs someone who just wore an all glitter dress I got for Christmas to an out of state function, I hate glitter. I burned the dress after I got home. Literally everywhere I went I left a trail of glitter and I felt like the biggest asshole on the planet. I went to go potty and the stall looked like someone murdered a glitter pixie. I don't think this is unpopular.", ">\n\nPotty? Grow up", ">\n\n/r/gatekeeping", ">\n\nPerhaps the most banal version of it.", ">\n\n\"Critics who treat 'adult' as a term of approval, instead of as a merely descriptive term, cannot be adult themselves. To be concerned about being grown up, to admire the grown up because it is grown up, to blush at the suspicion of being childish; these things are the marks of childhood and adolescence. And in childhood and adolescence they are, in moderation, healthy symptoms. Young things ought to want to grow. But to carry on into middle life or even into early manhood this concern about being adult is a mark of really arrested development. When I was ten, I read fairy tales in secret and would have been ashamed if I had been found doing so. Now that I am fifty I read them openly. When I became a man I put away childish things, including the fear of childishness and the desire to be very grown up.\" -- C.S. Lewis", ">\n\nAnd that's why I bought bio degradable glitter. I freaking love sparkles but the planet is important. There's also edible glitter that I plan on getting eventually.", ">\n\nIts fun. But you'll definitely spill some and find it everywhere for a few weeks. Not as bad as regular glitter tho. And your poop looks fancy for a day.\nBut: Biodegradable is a lie, usually. It's only biodegradable under VERY specific circumstances that are not met in a landfill or even most bio waste composting plants. Burning it works just fine :D", ">\n\nThis is popular as fuck", ">\n\nThe fact that glitter both exists and is used says otherwise.", ">\n\nI exist and am used, but I'm not popular.", ">\n\nBut are you biodegradable?", ">\n\nEverything except my bones.", ">\n\nGlitter is terrible. Now, sparkly stuff that doesn't bleed onto everything is okay and enjoyable. But glitter that leaks onto everything and never goes away is so bad", ">\n\nIm like a crow.. i need the shiny in my life", ">\n\nSAME", ">\n\nThe largest purchaser of glitter worldwide actively hides the fact that they are the largest purchaser of glitter worldwide", ">\n\nHow are you going to put me out there like that?", ">\n\nSorry De_Nilla the world has to know what you use all of it for", ">\n\nMy 6 year old could not disagree with this comment more strongly.", ">\n\nMy 4 year old too. \nShe dropped a tiny little tub of glitter on the floor (yay Christmas presents!) in the dining room and even after sweeping and hoovering the floor is SPARKLY!", ">\n\nyou could turn on a good old fashioned Kirby, leave it running in one spot for a century, pick it up and it will still sparkle under it", ">\n\nGlitter is a horrific abomination and if any type of plastic should be banned, it should be glitter.", ">\n\nI see your point. But it is oh so wonderful to send an enemy a glitter bomb.", ">\n\nPeople actually have enemies? And fantasize about vengeful antics?\nI really need to get out more", ">\n\nI would say this is the most popular opinion ever posted on this thread. NO ONE is coming out in support of glitter.", ">\n\ni support glitter 😂", ">\n\nDownvote this person into oblivion ☝️", ">\n\nThats a downvote for you! Glitter rules!", ">\n\nI hope you get it stuck in your hard to reach places!", ">\n\nAnd you have a life with no happy sparklies!", ">\n\nNGL, I don't even care about the whole micro plastics thing that much, I just hate the mess it leaves in general, seems the second a kid spills glitter in a house you're going to be finding little specs of glitter all around the place until the end of time. (or the building burns down, whatever is first) Even with effort to clean it up some always manages to remain. \nThink a good way of telling if a house was ever owned by a family with kids is just to have a good look at the gaps between floor boards, skirting and what not, any glitter and you know kids have likely been there.", ">\n\nI'm an artist who works with glitter and resin, and you're all absolutely correct. It's a plague, and I love it. Studio floors are gorgeous, but it gets places I haven't been, ever. It's in my boyfriends welding helmet, and that doesn't come home.", ">\n\nI have 3 daughters and especially when they were younger it seemed like there was glitter everywhere in our house. Well I get a call from my sister who was part angry part couldn't stop laughing. I had given her some leftover infant diapers we had, and she was at the doctors with her recently born son.\nDuring the check up she saw a strange look come over the Docs face, concerned she moved to see what was going on and was horrified to see her sons balls sparkling with glitter.\nGlitter is trash, and gets EVERYWHERE.", ">\n\nWe buy stupid vinyl records that are damage the first time you use them, instead of CDs. CD s are just music delivery system. People buy non stick pans, which are disposable, as opposed to a stainless steel pans which will out last your grandchildren. People buy expensive cell phones that you throw out when the battery is dead. I have five working computers, that they turned off the operating systems. They say people buy fast fashion. Hell, I can't but anything else. I can live with the glitter.", ">\n\nI had my MacBook for 10 years. Still worked perfectly. But I couldn’t update it anymore. Roughly 6 months later, none of the apps I was trying to run would work anymore. So I had to get a new one. I didn’t need a new one. It was annoying. I like my current MacBook but I’m annoyed that I even have to have it.", ">\n\nthis sub needs an update it's littered with popular opinions", ">\n\nThe things people will do for karma.\nAnd people admit knowing the rules and upvoting when they agree", ">\n\nBioglitter ftw", ">\n\nNo glitter, ftmfw", ">\n\nWhy do you hate fun", ">\n\nWhy do you choose to be the way you are?", ">\n\nGlitter is the middle of sequins\nEdit: get rid of both", ">\n\nI love glitter. They shine and shimmer", ">\n\ndid something concerning glitter happen to you recently lol? jusk askin", ">\n\nOP is probably another victim of the glitter boobytrap.", ">\n\ni’m a raver so reading these comments is just painful 😭😭😭😭", ">\n\nBuy the bio/eco-friendly glitter! I use it for music festivals and love it.", ">\n\ngood idea 😊😊😊", ">\n\nWhen I need to use glitter, I'm buying a biodegradable one. Problem solved", ">\n\nI think it's funny that every time I go to a music festival the people who say they love the planet the most are the first to throw glitter and chemical glow sticks like it's going out of style.", ">\n\nI go to music festivals and love face glitter, but I buy the bio/eco glitter that is made from algae. Not trying to be confrontational with you, just don't want you to think that everyone who loves to sparkle hates the environment.", ">\n\nI hate both", ">\n\nThis isn't an unpopular opinion....\nIDK if you've seen Good Mythical Morning, but they had glitter on the show ONCE and then instituted a serious, company-wide policy of banning glitter completely. Link still looks mad whenever the subject of glitter comes up.", ">\n\nPREACH", ">\n\nCheck your mailbox (there is a glitter bomb)", ">\n\nCards that play music are electronic waste", ">\n\nI agree. Easy downvote.", ">", ">\n\nlol is reddit supoosed to be an imageboard now? whats with the image replies", ">", ">\n\nThis is 10/10 not an upopular opinion. It’s is literally the herpes of the arts and crafts world. Nobody wants it, but of COURSE somebody has it, and they usually don’t tell you about it until it’s too late, and once you have it it’s impossible to get rid of.", ">\n\nThat's a great analogy. Even though I love glitter", ">\n\nI teach little children. I absolutely love glitter!", ">\n\nFantastic read for anyone interested. \nWhat Is Glitter? By Caity Weaver for The New York Times", ">\n\nBiodegradable glitter", ">\n\nbiggest sigh known to man", ">\n\nI don’t do much craft, but me and all the other performers I know are using biodegradable glitter products now.", ">\n\nDon’t get me started on edible glitter…", ">\n\nThis girl I'm talking to said \"give me your arm\" I was watching TV so I just obliged, she rubbed my whole arm with a brush that got loads of glitter on my skin. \"Now you sparkle like me\" was all I got when I asked why on earth I would want that.", ">\n\nGlitter is the STI of the arts and crafts world", ">\n\nOn what planet is this unpopular?", ">\n\nMercury, the surface temperature permanently fuses the glitter with everything it touches", ">\n\nI agree, but I use biodegradable glitter. I wish I could ditch it but I’m a rave girl, so that’s simply not an option…😏", ">\n\nSame goes for filling party balloons with helium. Literally taking a finite resource and filling a piece of trash with it.", ">\n\nI hope someone glitterbombs you", ">\n\nI hope someone glitter bombs me.", ">\n\nI like glitter. I'm man enough to say it", ">\n\nIs this Opposite Day in r/unpopularopinion? \nr/unpopularopinion glitter is the best, closely followed by sand.", ">\n\nIt is always opposite day here.\nAny actual unpopular opinions were banned a long time ago, try mentioning weight or race and chances are the mods will automatically ban it.", ">\n\nI despise glitter, it gets EVERYWHERE, and it sticks too. I just do my best to avoid it", ">\n\nI love the look of glitter. I love the biodegradable stuff but the price is insane and to buy craft is so cheap and easy. It's disappointing. I have a cup that's covered in glitter the best part is it sealed in and does shed everywhere.", ">\n\nI smell this opinion getting deleted from a mile away", ">\n\nCan we use glitter for scammers and people who steal packages?", ">\n\nI remember seeing videos of this man who made this box which used GPS and hidden cameras on all sides to catch porch pirates. When the person took the packaging off the box, an alarm sounded and it would throw up massive clouds of glitter.", ">\n\nYES! AND BALLOONS!! Enough with the balloon releases and glitter bombs!!", ">\n\nI would have to argue that balloons are worse than glitter. At least from an environmental, less-waste perspective.", ">\n\nBalloons are an eco nightmare and I wish we could ban them... But glitter sucks too.", ">\n\nGlitter is the herpes of the craft world. I would be happy to never see it again", ">\n\nThis post is just an I hate glitter circle jerk. We all hate glitter", ">\n\nMark Rober gets a pass.", ">\n\nIf your only argument is based on microplastics, you need to find a better one lol", ">\n\nDidn't even have to read the post. Every mom everywhere agrees with you", ">\n\nWe have 4 kids and respectfully disagree", ">\n\n✨ I absolutely love glitter and if I could I would sprinkle it everywhere I went. I think this world would be a better place if there was more glitter in random places. ✨", ">\n\nlike your liver?\nmmm microplastics in liver", ">\n\nYes, I do. But I'll take my chances. Something has to be the cause of our death. Imagine if we were so scared of anything that may kill us, that we avoided doing anything. That's not living. If I die of glitter, I'll be okay with that.", ">\n\nI'm also ok with you dieing from glitter; myself, not so much.", ">\n\nBut I'm okay with you dieing from glitter.", ">\n\nHoly shit yes. \nFuck glitter. Shit should be flat out illegal!", ">\n\nI absolutely hate glitter on anything, crafting, makeup, clothes. The shit is ugly as f", ">\n\ni like glitter", ">", ">\n\nSomeone needs to invent biodegradable glitter ASAP", ">\n\nIt has existed for years now...", ">\n\nBut glitter tastes so good", ">\n\nYou mean with lipstick right? RIGHT??", ">\n\nMhmm sure! Yeah with lipstick, not...just plain glitter, totally!", ">\n\nGlitter is probably the worst thing to happen at the university I attended, because grad pics needed glitter and god forbid you clean up after your shoot.", ">\n\nPopular opinion!", ">\n\nnot only aesthetically lame but terrible for literally everyone and the environment", ">\n\nDoesnt even look good tbh", ">\n\nbiodegradable glitter is great! Balloons need to go if you are getting rid of glitter.", ">\n\nGot a bunch on me at Christmas from gift bags", ">\n\nBut how else would women figure out their husbands were at a strip club?", ">\n\nWho ever inventer and created glitter better die. Or is dead but yet glitter isnt yet. Fk", ">\n\nIt’s so pretty tho…", ">\n\nIs Glitter your mom's name?", ">\n\nI despite it as well", ">\n\nI was on some various drugs a couple weeks ago with my best bud. He randomly decided to blow a fistful of glitter directly into my face when I wasn’t paying attention. Needless to say I wasn’t amused. And two weeks later I’m still finding glitter around my room.", ">\n\nHow do you feel about edible or biodegradable glitter?", ">\n\nI did laundry today. I what was in the lint trap? Glitter", ">\n\nWhy do you people hate fun?", ">\n\nGlitter should dissolve in water and be good for plants/grass", ">\n\nIdgaf I love glitter", ">\n\nmmm I see an incredible amount of people bitch about glitter all the time. I think you have the popular opinion and I actually have the unpopular one for liking it lol.", ">\n\nOh I thought you were talking about the movie in which case I was going to say that’s not so unpopular.", ">\n\nGlitter: the herpes of arts & crafts", ">\n\nIt’s literally fancy dust, but it’s fun!", ">\n\nGlitter is the herpes of the craft world.", ">\n\nI spilled glitter in one of my tool bags 6 years ago and I am still finding bits. It's a disease that infects you and never get cured.", ">\n\nBiodegradable glitter?", ">\n\nyou know there is biodegradable glitter. it's made from seaweed.", ">\n\nPlastic glitter, yes. That's why we need more widely available biodegradable glitter, as in you should have to go hunting for an obscure store to find plastic glitter and it should be the more expensive option. You can have my edible glitter when you pry it from my cold, dead fingers!", ">\n\nComing from a dollar tree employee, you have spoken directly to my heart", ">\n\nLoose glitter, sure. Secured glitter is fine", ">\n\nI totally agree with you. But I don't think this is an unpopular opinion. No upvote for you.\nWe recently made some glitter slime at our house, however.", ">\n\nPeople could stop buying it all together but they would still make it.\nAppearantly there is some mystery company that buys like 80% of the world's glitter but Big Glitter won't tell us who because there is a confidentiality agreement and they want me to go insane because I will never know who is buying all the glitter and WHY!", ">\n\nIt’s Disney. (I have no idea but the glitter mess all over the Magic Kingdom is awful).", ">\n\nI have a coworker who makes a birthday board for our office every month and always uses glitter. There is now just permanently ingrained glitter on the desk, on the phone, on the floor, on everything. No amount of lysol or mopping or whatever else will get it. Infuriating.", ">\n\nGlitter is an ecological disaster.", ">\n\nWho cares? The minuscule amount of plastics left behind because of a bit of glitter is negligible", ">\n\nA friend of mine once said that glitter is the ‘herpes of arts and crafts’", ">\n\nPretty but agree", ">\n\nI just don't like glitter. Some glitter won't harm many people BUT GOD ITS SO ANNOYING! Never asked for you to stuff your gift with SHRAPNEL", ">\n\nBog standard super popular opinion. Are you a bot, or just living under a rock?", ">\n\nIf you can, you should definitely buy biodegradable glitter at sprinkles instead and then you don't have to worry obout microplastic", ">\n\nPlastic bags have been banned at most places for years where I live (Santa Cruz, CA). Only paper bags are available (with very few exceptions), and they cost 25 cents. \nBut I reused plastic bags all the time. Not so with paper bags, which often break during first use. I shoved plastic bags in my purse and didn’t have to remember to carry them in to the store like standard reusable bags. I’d get 5+ uses out of them. They also double as a handy bag you can stuff in your pocket when hiking, in case you come across any tasty mushrooms (a common occurrence for me!).\nBut glitter? I see that very rarely. Unless the ‘90s-style face glitter I used as a preteen has come back into fashion (which it may well have; I don’t know any teenagers).", ">\n\nWe gonna kill trees to make paper straws?", ">\n\nClap, clap, clap, white elephant party's everywhere. Til next year for revenge purposes.", ">\n\nHad a Christmas party at work I was still sweeping it up months later it got everywhere. After that the boss had a no glitter policy after that.", ">\n\nWhat did Mariah carey do to you?", ">\n\nYou say that because you don’t know Brazil’s carnival. Our outfits are entirely based on glitter. Sometimes only glitter in fact.", ">\n\nNot an unpopular opinion\nI just went through 2 days of trying to remove that bs from my jeans and a laptop bag because of a gift bag....it's still embedded into both even after trying to use a lint roller and laundry. What is the point of glitter when ppl can just use paint or ribbons..", ">\n\nIt's certainly true that the use of plastic products, including greeting cards and wrapping paper, can contribute to the problem of plastic pollution. Microplastics, which are small plastic particles that are 5 millimeters in size or smaller, can be found in a variety of products and can end up in the environment, where they can have negative impacts on wildlife and ecosystems. Reducing our use of plastic products can help to mitigate this problem.", ">\n\nFun fact: the biggest buyer of glitter by far is likely the US DoD, though they don’t actually divulge who they are. The glitter in chaff is most likely just the stuff you can buy at a craft store.", ">\n\nEverytime they get on my hands a puppy cries", ">\n\n90 % of waste plasitc is caused by like a dozen companies and is all pre consumer. Your hatred of glitter isnt unpopular, and banning glitter wont meaningfully impact the fight against microplastics.\nHoneatly a basic bitch take. Milktoast to the highest magnitude. The horseshoe theory of mediocre takes.", ">\n\ni strongly agree", ">\n\nWife bought glitter covered Christmas decoration nonsense, can’t get it out of the back-seat of the car, children’s booster seats or carpet. Glitter should be forbidden bylaw, seriously where is the petition! That stuff is evil.", ">\n\nDon’t tell us tell the strippers", ">\n\nThere isn’t a punishment great enough for whoever made that stuff", ">\n\nI dont know why everyone hates glitter so much but still uses it so much in pranks and other things.\nIm not an arts and crafts person so geass people love it for that. But most i see people use it for is to prank people with", ">\n\nI second you in this opinion. I hate glitter with all my heart", ">\n\nYes!! Glitter is the worst thing ever!!" ]

[ "Glitter is the herpes of the crafting world", ">\n\nMy sister used to say this, she actually mailed our aunt a joke card filled with glitter designed to gently explode upon opening. When our aunt called our house, my sister just told her she gave her “glitter herpes” to remember her by. Six years latter, our aunt still finds little shiny specs on her couch and shag carpeting.", ">\n\nI'm so sorry to hear about your sister. I assume your aunt murdered her?", ">\n\nI'm sorry to hear Marcus's auntie still keeps shag carpeting. So much the worse for the glitter too.", ">\n\nYou got that wrong, Marcus's auntie keeps shagging carpets", ">\n\nMunch munch munch", ">\n\nDrove Uber, woman dropped a handful of glitter in the back seats, pissed I wouldn’t make a pit stop I guess. Didn’t notice, quick pick up of two nicely dressed women all in black on the way to a church service for their elderly mom. They noticed after sitting down in it. Still took the ride. I wanted to die seeing their black sparkly butts go up the church walk. Screw glitter and all who use it.", ">\n\nI'm not a huge fan of glitter, but biodegradable glitter does exist and is common. I think non-biodegradable glitter should stop being used though.", ">\n\nIt still gets EVERYWHERE", ">\n\nI don’t like sand", ">\n\nIt's coarse and rough and irritating", ">\n\nNot like here. Here everything is soft, and smooth.", ">\n\nRepeat after me kids:\nGLITTER IS LITTER", ">\n\nG-litter\nGlorious litter \nIt's pretty\nIt's still litter.", ">\n\n\"pretty to look at\" is as good as glitter gets", ">\n\nOf course. No one told you to eat it", ">\n\nA lot of times it contains heavy metals too", ">\n\nNo wonder those bands in the 80s used to use a lot of it", ">\n\nGlitter is the herpes of the rock world.", ">\n\nI think herpes was still the herpes of the rock world back then... poor Pam.", ">\n\nGlitter is not allowed in my house \nI allowed it once and still can find traces of it to this day....", ">\n\nI had a phone case with glitter. The thing busted months ago and I'm STILL finding traces of it", ">\n\nI will assault anyone who thinks it’s funny to give me a glitter bomb as a joke gift", ">\n\nGlitter bombs are only acceptable for cheating exes", ">\n\nAnd porch pirates", ">\n\nI saw a prank video about that on YouTube", ">\n\nYeah Mark Rober did it for 5 years, pretty epic prank", ">\n\nAs someone who just wore an all glitter dress I got for Christmas to an out of state function, I hate glitter. I burned the dress after I got home. Literally everywhere I went I left a trail of glitter and I felt like the biggest asshole on the planet. I went to go potty and the stall looked like someone murdered a glitter pixie. I don't think this is unpopular.", ">\n\nPotty? Grow up", ">\n\n/r/gatekeeping", ">\n\nPerhaps the most banal version of it.", ">\n\n\"Critics who treat 'adult' as a term of approval, instead of as a merely descriptive term, cannot be adult themselves. To be concerned about being grown up, to admire the grown up because it is grown up, to blush at the suspicion of being childish; these things are the marks of childhood and adolescence. And in childhood and adolescence they are, in moderation, healthy symptoms. Young things ought to want to grow. But to carry on into middle life or even into early manhood this concern about being adult is a mark of really arrested development. When I was ten, I read fairy tales in secret and would have been ashamed if I had been found doing so. Now that I am fifty I read them openly. When I became a man I put away childish things, including the fear of childishness and the desire to be very grown up.\" -- C.S. Lewis", ">\n\nAnd that's why I bought bio degradable glitter. I freaking love sparkles but the planet is important. There's also edible glitter that I plan on getting eventually.", ">\n\nIts fun. But you'll definitely spill some and find it everywhere for a few weeks. Not as bad as regular glitter tho. And your poop looks fancy for a day.\nBut: Biodegradable is a lie, usually. It's only biodegradable under VERY specific circumstances that are not met in a landfill or even most bio waste composting plants. Burning it works just fine :D", ">\n\nThis is popular as fuck", ">\n\nThe fact that glitter both exists and is used says otherwise.", ">\n\nI exist and am used, but I'm not popular.", ">\n\nBut are you biodegradable?", ">\n\nEverything except my bones.", ">\n\nGlitter is terrible. Now, sparkly stuff that doesn't bleed onto everything is okay and enjoyable. But glitter that leaks onto everything and never goes away is so bad", ">\n\nIm like a crow.. i need the shiny in my life", ">\n\nSAME", ">\n\nThe largest purchaser of glitter worldwide actively hides the fact that they are the largest purchaser of glitter worldwide", ">\n\nHow are you going to put me out there like that?", ">\n\nSorry De_Nilla the world has to know what you use all of it for", ">\n\nMy 6 year old could not disagree with this comment more strongly.", ">\n\nMy 4 year old too. \nShe dropped a tiny little tub of glitter on the floor (yay Christmas presents!) in the dining room and even after sweeping and hoovering the floor is SPARKLY!", ">\n\nyou could turn on a good old fashioned Kirby, leave it running in one spot for a century, pick it up and it will still sparkle under it", ">\n\nGlitter is a horrific abomination and if any type of plastic should be banned, it should be glitter.", ">\n\nI see your point. But it is oh so wonderful to send an enemy a glitter bomb.", ">\n\nPeople actually have enemies? And fantasize about vengeful antics?\nI really need to get out more", ">\n\nI would say this is the most popular opinion ever posted on this thread. NO ONE is coming out in support of glitter.", ">\n\ni support glitter 😂", ">\n\nDownvote this person into oblivion ☝️", ">\n\nThats a downvote for you! Glitter rules!", ">\n\nI hope you get it stuck in your hard to reach places!", ">\n\nAnd you have a life with no happy sparklies!", ">\n\nNGL, I don't even care about the whole micro plastics thing that much, I just hate the mess it leaves in general, seems the second a kid spills glitter in a house you're going to be finding little specs of glitter all around the place until the end of time. (or the building burns down, whatever is first) Even with effort to clean it up some always manages to remain. \nThink a good way of telling if a house was ever owned by a family with kids is just to have a good look at the gaps between floor boards, skirting and what not, any glitter and you know kids have likely been there.", ">\n\nI'm an artist who works with glitter and resin, and you're all absolutely correct. It's a plague, and I love it. Studio floors are gorgeous, but it gets places I haven't been, ever. It's in my boyfriends welding helmet, and that doesn't come home.", ">\n\nI have 3 daughters and especially when they were younger it seemed like there was glitter everywhere in our house. Well I get a call from my sister who was part angry part couldn't stop laughing. I had given her some leftover infant diapers we had, and she was at the doctors with her recently born son.\nDuring the check up she saw a strange look come over the Docs face, concerned she moved to see what was going on and was horrified to see her sons balls sparkling with glitter.\nGlitter is trash, and gets EVERYWHERE.", ">\n\nWe buy stupid vinyl records that are damage the first time you use them, instead of CDs. CD s are just music delivery system. People buy non stick pans, which are disposable, as opposed to a stainless steel pans which will out last your grandchildren. People buy expensive cell phones that you throw out when the battery is dead. I have five working computers, that they turned off the operating systems. They say people buy fast fashion. Hell, I can't but anything else. I can live with the glitter.", ">\n\nI had my MacBook for 10 years. Still worked perfectly. But I couldn’t update it anymore. Roughly 6 months later, none of the apps I was trying to run would work anymore. So I had to get a new one. I didn’t need a new one. It was annoying. I like my current MacBook but I’m annoyed that I even have to have it.", ">\n\nthis sub needs an update it's littered with popular opinions", ">\n\nThe things people will do for karma.\nAnd people admit knowing the rules and upvoting when they agree", ">\n\nBioglitter ftw", ">\n\nNo glitter, ftmfw", ">\n\nWhy do you hate fun", ">\n\nWhy do you choose to be the way you are?", ">\n\nGlitter is the middle of sequins\nEdit: get rid of both", ">\n\nI love glitter. They shine and shimmer", ">\n\ndid something concerning glitter happen to you recently lol? jusk askin", ">\n\nOP is probably another victim of the glitter boobytrap.", ">\n\ni’m a raver so reading these comments is just painful 😭😭😭😭", ">\n\nBuy the bio/eco-friendly glitter! I use it for music festivals and love it.", ">\n\ngood idea 😊😊😊", ">\n\nWhen I need to use glitter, I'm buying a biodegradable one. Problem solved", ">\n\nI think it's funny that every time I go to a music festival the people who say they love the planet the most are the first to throw glitter and chemical glow sticks like it's going out of style.", ">\n\nI go to music festivals and love face glitter, but I buy the bio/eco glitter that is made from algae. Not trying to be confrontational with you, just don't want you to think that everyone who loves to sparkle hates the environment.", ">\n\nI hate both", ">\n\nThis isn't an unpopular opinion....\nIDK if you've seen Good Mythical Morning, but they had glitter on the show ONCE and then instituted a serious, company-wide policy of banning glitter completely. Link still looks mad whenever the subject of glitter comes up.", ">\n\nPREACH", ">\n\nCheck your mailbox (there is a glitter bomb)", ">\n\nCards that play music are electronic waste", ">\n\nI agree. Easy downvote.", ">", ">\n\nlol is reddit supoosed to be an imageboard now? whats with the image replies", ">", ">\n\nThis is 10/10 not an upopular opinion. It’s is literally the herpes of the arts and crafts world. Nobody wants it, but of COURSE somebody has it, and they usually don’t tell you about it until it’s too late, and once you have it it’s impossible to get rid of.", ">\n\nThat's a great analogy. Even though I love glitter", ">\n\nI teach little children. I absolutely love glitter!", ">\n\nFantastic read for anyone interested. \nWhat Is Glitter? By Caity Weaver for The New York Times", ">\n\nBiodegradable glitter", ">\n\nbiggest sigh known to man", ">\n\nI don’t do much craft, but me and all the other performers I know are using biodegradable glitter products now.", ">\n\nDon’t get me started on edible glitter…", ">\n\nThis girl I'm talking to said \"give me your arm\" I was watching TV so I just obliged, she rubbed my whole arm with a brush that got loads of glitter on my skin. \"Now you sparkle like me\" was all I got when I asked why on earth I would want that.", ">\n\nGlitter is the STI of the arts and crafts world", ">\n\nOn what planet is this unpopular?", ">\n\nMercury, the surface temperature permanently fuses the glitter with everything it touches", ">\n\nI agree, but I use biodegradable glitter. I wish I could ditch it but I’m a rave girl, so that’s simply not an option…😏", ">\n\nSame goes for filling party balloons with helium. Literally taking a finite resource and filling a piece of trash with it.", ">\n\nI hope someone glitterbombs you", ">\n\nI hope someone glitter bombs me.", ">\n\nI like glitter. I'm man enough to say it", ">\n\nIs this Opposite Day in r/unpopularopinion? \nr/unpopularopinion glitter is the best, closely followed by sand.", ">\n\nIt is always opposite day here.\nAny actual unpopular opinions were banned a long time ago, try mentioning weight or race and chances are the mods will automatically ban it.", ">\n\nI despise glitter, it gets EVERYWHERE, and it sticks too. I just do my best to avoid it", ">\n\nI love the look of glitter. I love the biodegradable stuff but the price is insane and to buy craft is so cheap and easy. It's disappointing. I have a cup that's covered in glitter the best part is it sealed in and does shed everywhere.", ">\n\nI smell this opinion getting deleted from a mile away", ">\n\nCan we use glitter for scammers and people who steal packages?", ">\n\nI remember seeing videos of this man who made this box which used GPS and hidden cameras on all sides to catch porch pirates. When the person took the packaging off the box, an alarm sounded and it would throw up massive clouds of glitter.", ">\n\nYES! AND BALLOONS!! Enough with the balloon releases and glitter bombs!!", ">\n\nI would have to argue that balloons are worse than glitter. At least from an environmental, less-waste perspective.", ">\n\nBalloons are an eco nightmare and I wish we could ban them... But glitter sucks too.", ">\n\nGlitter is the herpes of the craft world. I would be happy to never see it again", ">\n\nThis post is just an I hate glitter circle jerk. We all hate glitter", ">\n\nMark Rober gets a pass.", ">\n\nIf your only argument is based on microplastics, you need to find a better one lol", ">\n\nDidn't even have to read the post. Every mom everywhere agrees with you", ">\n\nWe have 4 kids and respectfully disagree", ">\n\n✨ I absolutely love glitter and if I could I would sprinkle it everywhere I went. I think this world would be a better place if there was more glitter in random places. ✨", ">\n\nlike your liver?\nmmm microplastics in liver", ">\n\nYes, I do. But I'll take my chances. Something has to be the cause of our death. Imagine if we were so scared of anything that may kill us, that we avoided doing anything. That's not living. If I die of glitter, I'll be okay with that.", ">\n\nI'm also ok with you dieing from glitter; myself, not so much.", ">\n\nBut I'm okay with you dieing from glitter.", ">\n\nHoly shit yes. \nFuck glitter. Shit should be flat out illegal!", ">\n\nI absolutely hate glitter on anything, crafting, makeup, clothes. The shit is ugly as f", ">\n\ni like glitter", ">", ">\n\nSomeone needs to invent biodegradable glitter ASAP", ">\n\nIt has existed for years now...", ">\n\nBut glitter tastes so good", ">\n\nYou mean with lipstick right? RIGHT??", ">\n\nMhmm sure! Yeah with lipstick, not...just plain glitter, totally!", ">\n\nGlitter is probably the worst thing to happen at the university I attended, because grad pics needed glitter and god forbid you clean up after your shoot.", ">\n\nPopular opinion!", ">\n\nnot only aesthetically lame but terrible for literally everyone and the environment", ">\n\nDoesnt even look good tbh", ">\n\nbiodegradable glitter is great! Balloons need to go if you are getting rid of glitter.", ">\n\nGot a bunch on me at Christmas from gift bags", ">\n\nBut how else would women figure out their husbands were at a strip club?", ">\n\nWho ever inventer and created glitter better die. Or is dead but yet glitter isnt yet. Fk", ">\n\nIt’s so pretty tho…", ">\n\nIs Glitter your mom's name?", ">\n\nI despite it as well", ">\n\nI was on some various drugs a couple weeks ago with my best bud. He randomly decided to blow a fistful of glitter directly into my face when I wasn’t paying attention. Needless to say I wasn’t amused. And two weeks later I’m still finding glitter around my room.", ">\n\nHow do you feel about edible or biodegradable glitter?", ">\n\nI did laundry today. I what was in the lint trap? Glitter", ">\n\nWhy do you people hate fun?", ">\n\nGlitter should dissolve in water and be good for plants/grass", ">\n\nIdgaf I love glitter", ">\n\nmmm I see an incredible amount of people bitch about glitter all the time. I think you have the popular opinion and I actually have the unpopular one for liking it lol.", ">\n\nOh I thought you were talking about the movie in which case I was going to say that’s not so unpopular.", ">\n\nGlitter: the herpes of arts & crafts", ">\n\nIt’s literally fancy dust, but it’s fun!", ">\n\nGlitter is the herpes of the craft world.", ">\n\nI spilled glitter in one of my tool bags 6 years ago and I am still finding bits. It's a disease that infects you and never get cured.", ">\n\nBiodegradable glitter?", ">\n\nyou know there is biodegradable glitter. it's made from seaweed.", ">\n\nPlastic glitter, yes. That's why we need more widely available biodegradable glitter, as in you should have to go hunting for an obscure store to find plastic glitter and it should be the more expensive option. You can have my edible glitter when you pry it from my cold, dead fingers!", ">\n\nComing from a dollar tree employee, you have spoken directly to my heart", ">\n\nLoose glitter, sure. Secured glitter is fine", ">\n\nI totally agree with you. But I don't think this is an unpopular opinion. No upvote for you.\nWe recently made some glitter slime at our house, however.", ">\n\nPeople could stop buying it all together but they would still make it.\nAppearantly there is some mystery company that buys like 80% of the world's glitter but Big Glitter won't tell us who because there is a confidentiality agreement and they want me to go insane because I will never know who is buying all the glitter and WHY!", ">\n\nIt’s Disney. (I have no idea but the glitter mess all over the Magic Kingdom is awful).", ">\n\nI have a coworker who makes a birthday board for our office every month and always uses glitter. There is now just permanently ingrained glitter on the desk, on the phone, on the floor, on everything. No amount of lysol or mopping or whatever else will get it. Infuriating.", ">\n\nGlitter is an ecological disaster.", ">\n\nWho cares? The minuscule amount of plastics left behind because of a bit of glitter is negligible", ">\n\nA friend of mine once said that glitter is the ‘herpes of arts and crafts’", ">\n\nPretty but agree", ">\n\nI just don't like glitter. Some glitter won't harm many people BUT GOD ITS SO ANNOYING! Never asked for you to stuff your gift with SHRAPNEL", ">\n\nBog standard super popular opinion. Are you a bot, or just living under a rock?", ">\n\nIf you can, you should definitely buy biodegradable glitter at sprinkles instead and then you don't have to worry obout microplastic", ">\n\nPlastic bags have been banned at most places for years where I live (Santa Cruz, CA). Only paper bags are available (with very few exceptions), and they cost 25 cents. \nBut I reused plastic bags all the time. Not so with paper bags, which often break during first use. I shoved plastic bags in my purse and didn’t have to remember to carry them in to the store like standard reusable bags. I’d get 5+ uses out of them. They also double as a handy bag you can stuff in your pocket when hiking, in case you come across any tasty mushrooms (a common occurrence for me!).\nBut glitter? I see that very rarely. Unless the ‘90s-style face glitter I used as a preteen has come back into fashion (which it may well have; I don’t know any teenagers).", ">\n\nWe gonna kill trees to make paper straws?", ">\n\nClap, clap, clap, white elephant party's everywhere. Til next year for revenge purposes.", ">\n\nHad a Christmas party at work I was still sweeping it up months later it got everywhere. After that the boss had a no glitter policy after that.", ">\n\nWhat did Mariah carey do to you?", ">\n\nYou say that because you don’t know Brazil’s carnival. Our outfits are entirely based on glitter. Sometimes only glitter in fact.", ">\n\nNot an unpopular opinion\nI just went through 2 days of trying to remove that bs from my jeans and a laptop bag because of a gift bag....it's still embedded into both even after trying to use a lint roller and laundry. What is the point of glitter when ppl can just use paint or ribbons..", ">\n\nIt's certainly true that the use of plastic products, including greeting cards and wrapping paper, can contribute to the problem of plastic pollution. Microplastics, which are small plastic particles that are 5 millimeters in size or smaller, can be found in a variety of products and can end up in the environment, where they can have negative impacts on wildlife and ecosystems. Reducing our use of plastic products can help to mitigate this problem.", ">\n\nFun fact: the biggest buyer of glitter by far is likely the US DoD, though they don’t actually divulge who they are. The glitter in chaff is most likely just the stuff you can buy at a craft store.", ">\n\nEverytime they get on my hands a puppy cries", ">\n\n90 % of waste plasitc is caused by like a dozen companies and is all pre consumer. Your hatred of glitter isnt unpopular, and banning glitter wont meaningfully impact the fight against microplastics.\nHoneatly a basic bitch take. Milktoast to the highest magnitude. The horseshoe theory of mediocre takes.", ">\n\ni strongly agree", ">\n\nWife bought glitter covered Christmas decoration nonsense, can’t get it out of the back-seat of the car, children’s booster seats or carpet. Glitter should be forbidden bylaw, seriously where is the petition! That stuff is evil.", ">\n\nDon’t tell us tell the strippers", ">\n\nThere isn’t a punishment great enough for whoever made that stuff", ">\n\nI dont know why everyone hates glitter so much but still uses it so much in pranks and other things.\nIm not an arts and crafts person so geass people love it for that. But most i see people use it for is to prank people with", ">\n\nI second you in this opinion. I hate glitter with all my heart", ">\n\nYes!! Glitter is the worst thing ever!!", ">\n\nDown-voted because I'm fairly certain most sane persons (and males) agree with you." ]

[ "Glitter is the herpes of the crafting world", ">\n\nMy sister used to say this, she actually mailed our aunt a joke card filled with glitter designed to gently explode upon opening. When our aunt called our house, my sister just told her she gave her “glitter herpes” to remember her by. Six years latter, our aunt still finds little shiny specs on her couch and shag carpeting.", ">\n\nI'm so sorry to hear about your sister. I assume your aunt murdered her?", ">\n\nI'm sorry to hear Marcus's auntie still keeps shag carpeting. So much the worse for the glitter too.", ">\n\nYou got that wrong, Marcus's auntie keeps shagging carpets", ">\n\nMunch munch munch", ">\n\nDrove Uber, woman dropped a handful of glitter in the back seats, pissed I wouldn’t make a pit stop I guess. Didn’t notice, quick pick up of two nicely dressed women all in black on the way to a church service for their elderly mom. They noticed after sitting down in it. Still took the ride. I wanted to die seeing their black sparkly butts go up the church walk. Screw glitter and all who use it.", ">\n\nI'm not a huge fan of glitter, but biodegradable glitter does exist and is common. I think non-biodegradable glitter should stop being used though.", ">\n\nIt still gets EVERYWHERE", ">\n\nI don’t like sand", ">\n\nIt's coarse and rough and irritating", ">\n\nNot like here. Here everything is soft, and smooth.", ">\n\nRepeat after me kids:\nGLITTER IS LITTER", ">\n\nG-litter\nGlorious litter \nIt's pretty\nIt's still litter.", ">\n\n\"pretty to look at\" is as good as glitter gets", ">\n\nOf course. No one told you to eat it", ">\n\nA lot of times it contains heavy metals too", ">\n\nNo wonder those bands in the 80s used to use a lot of it", ">\n\nGlitter is the herpes of the rock world.", ">\n\nI think herpes was still the herpes of the rock world back then... poor Pam.", ">\n\nGlitter is not allowed in my house \nI allowed it once and still can find traces of it to this day....", ">\n\nI had a phone case with glitter. The thing busted months ago and I'm STILL finding traces of it", ">\n\nI will assault anyone who thinks it’s funny to give me a glitter bomb as a joke gift", ">\n\nGlitter bombs are only acceptable for cheating exes", ">\n\nAnd porch pirates", ">\n\nI saw a prank video about that on YouTube", ">\n\nYeah Mark Rober did it for 5 years, pretty epic prank", ">\n\nAs someone who just wore an all glitter dress I got for Christmas to an out of state function, I hate glitter. I burned the dress after I got home. Literally everywhere I went I left a trail of glitter and I felt like the biggest asshole on the planet. I went to go potty and the stall looked like someone murdered a glitter pixie. I don't think this is unpopular.", ">\n\nPotty? Grow up", ">\n\n/r/gatekeeping", ">\n\nPerhaps the most banal version of it.", ">\n\n\"Critics who treat 'adult' as a term of approval, instead of as a merely descriptive term, cannot be adult themselves. To be concerned about being grown up, to admire the grown up because it is grown up, to blush at the suspicion of being childish; these things are the marks of childhood and adolescence. And in childhood and adolescence they are, in moderation, healthy symptoms. Young things ought to want to grow. But to carry on into middle life or even into early manhood this concern about being adult is a mark of really arrested development. When I was ten, I read fairy tales in secret and would have been ashamed if I had been found doing so. Now that I am fifty I read them openly. When I became a man I put away childish things, including the fear of childishness and the desire to be very grown up.\" -- C.S. Lewis", ">\n\nAnd that's why I bought bio degradable glitter. I freaking love sparkles but the planet is important. There's also edible glitter that I plan on getting eventually.", ">\n\nIts fun. But you'll definitely spill some and find it everywhere for a few weeks. Not as bad as regular glitter tho. And your poop looks fancy for a day.\nBut: Biodegradable is a lie, usually. It's only biodegradable under VERY specific circumstances that are not met in a landfill or even most bio waste composting plants. Burning it works just fine :D", ">\n\nThis is popular as fuck", ">\n\nThe fact that glitter both exists and is used says otherwise.", ">\n\nI exist and am used, but I'm not popular.", ">\n\nBut are you biodegradable?", ">\n\nEverything except my bones.", ">\n\nGlitter is terrible. Now, sparkly stuff that doesn't bleed onto everything is okay and enjoyable. But glitter that leaks onto everything and never goes away is so bad", ">\n\nIm like a crow.. i need the shiny in my life", ">\n\nSAME", ">\n\nThe largest purchaser of glitter worldwide actively hides the fact that they are the largest purchaser of glitter worldwide", ">\n\nHow are you going to put me out there like that?", ">\n\nSorry De_Nilla the world has to know what you use all of it for", ">\n\nMy 6 year old could not disagree with this comment more strongly.", ">\n\nMy 4 year old too. \nShe dropped a tiny little tub of glitter on the floor (yay Christmas presents!) in the dining room and even after sweeping and hoovering the floor is SPARKLY!", ">\n\nyou could turn on a good old fashioned Kirby, leave it running in one spot for a century, pick it up and it will still sparkle under it", ">\n\nGlitter is a horrific abomination and if any type of plastic should be banned, it should be glitter.", ">\n\nI see your point. But it is oh so wonderful to send an enemy a glitter bomb.", ">\n\nPeople actually have enemies? And fantasize about vengeful antics?\nI really need to get out more", ">\n\nI would say this is the most popular opinion ever posted on this thread. NO ONE is coming out in support of glitter.", ">\n\ni support glitter 😂", ">\n\nDownvote this person into oblivion ☝️", ">\n\nThats a downvote for you! Glitter rules!", ">\n\nI hope you get it stuck in your hard to reach places!", ">\n\nAnd you have a life with no happy sparklies!", ">\n\nNGL, I don't even care about the whole micro plastics thing that much, I just hate the mess it leaves in general, seems the second a kid spills glitter in a house you're going to be finding little specs of glitter all around the place until the end of time. (or the building burns down, whatever is first) Even with effort to clean it up some always manages to remain. \nThink a good way of telling if a house was ever owned by a family with kids is just to have a good look at the gaps between floor boards, skirting and what not, any glitter and you know kids have likely been there.", ">\n\nI'm an artist who works with glitter and resin, and you're all absolutely correct. It's a plague, and I love it. Studio floors are gorgeous, but it gets places I haven't been, ever. It's in my boyfriends welding helmet, and that doesn't come home.", ">\n\nI have 3 daughters and especially when they were younger it seemed like there was glitter everywhere in our house. Well I get a call from my sister who was part angry part couldn't stop laughing. I had given her some leftover infant diapers we had, and she was at the doctors with her recently born son.\nDuring the check up she saw a strange look come over the Docs face, concerned she moved to see what was going on and was horrified to see her sons balls sparkling with glitter.\nGlitter is trash, and gets EVERYWHERE.", ">\n\nWe buy stupid vinyl records that are damage the first time you use them, instead of CDs. CD s are just music delivery system. People buy non stick pans, which are disposable, as opposed to a stainless steel pans which will out last your grandchildren. People buy expensive cell phones that you throw out when the battery is dead. I have five working computers, that they turned off the operating systems. They say people buy fast fashion. Hell, I can't but anything else. I can live with the glitter.", ">\n\nI had my MacBook for 10 years. Still worked perfectly. But I couldn’t update it anymore. Roughly 6 months later, none of the apps I was trying to run would work anymore. So I had to get a new one. I didn’t need a new one. It was annoying. I like my current MacBook but I’m annoyed that I even have to have it.", ">\n\nthis sub needs an update it's littered with popular opinions", ">\n\nThe things people will do for karma.\nAnd people admit knowing the rules and upvoting when they agree", ">\n\nBioglitter ftw", ">\n\nNo glitter, ftmfw", ">\n\nWhy do you hate fun", ">\n\nWhy do you choose to be the way you are?", ">\n\nGlitter is the middle of sequins\nEdit: get rid of both", ">\n\nI love glitter. They shine and shimmer", ">\n\ndid something concerning glitter happen to you recently lol? jusk askin", ">\n\nOP is probably another victim of the glitter boobytrap.", ">\n\ni’m a raver so reading these comments is just painful 😭😭😭😭", ">\n\nBuy the bio/eco-friendly glitter! I use it for music festivals and love it.", ">\n\ngood idea 😊😊😊", ">\n\nWhen I need to use glitter, I'm buying a biodegradable one. Problem solved", ">\n\nI think it's funny that every time I go to a music festival the people who say they love the planet the most are the first to throw glitter and chemical glow sticks like it's going out of style.", ">\n\nI go to music festivals and love face glitter, but I buy the bio/eco glitter that is made from algae. Not trying to be confrontational with you, just don't want you to think that everyone who loves to sparkle hates the environment.", ">\n\nI hate both", ">\n\nThis isn't an unpopular opinion....\nIDK if you've seen Good Mythical Morning, but they had glitter on the show ONCE and then instituted a serious, company-wide policy of banning glitter completely. Link still looks mad whenever the subject of glitter comes up.", ">\n\nPREACH", ">\n\nCheck your mailbox (there is a glitter bomb)", ">\n\nCards that play music are electronic waste", ">\n\nI agree. Easy downvote.", ">", ">\n\nlol is reddit supoosed to be an imageboard now? whats with the image replies", ">", ">\n\nThis is 10/10 not an upopular opinion. It’s is literally the herpes of the arts and crafts world. Nobody wants it, but of COURSE somebody has it, and they usually don’t tell you about it until it’s too late, and once you have it it’s impossible to get rid of.", ">\n\nThat's a great analogy. Even though I love glitter", ">\n\nI teach little children. I absolutely love glitter!", ">\n\nFantastic read for anyone interested. \nWhat Is Glitter? By Caity Weaver for The New York Times", ">\n\nBiodegradable glitter", ">\n\nbiggest sigh known to man", ">\n\nI don’t do much craft, but me and all the other performers I know are using biodegradable glitter products now.", ">\n\nDon’t get me started on edible glitter…", ">\n\nThis girl I'm talking to said \"give me your arm\" I was watching TV so I just obliged, she rubbed my whole arm with a brush that got loads of glitter on my skin. \"Now you sparkle like me\" was all I got when I asked why on earth I would want that.", ">\n\nGlitter is the STI of the arts and crafts world", ">\n\nOn what planet is this unpopular?", ">\n\nMercury, the surface temperature permanently fuses the glitter with everything it touches", ">\n\nI agree, but I use biodegradable glitter. I wish I could ditch it but I’m a rave girl, so that’s simply not an option…😏", ">\n\nSame goes for filling party balloons with helium. Literally taking a finite resource and filling a piece of trash with it.", ">\n\nI hope someone glitterbombs you", ">\n\nI hope someone glitter bombs me.", ">\n\nI like glitter. I'm man enough to say it", ">\n\nIs this Opposite Day in r/unpopularopinion? \nr/unpopularopinion glitter is the best, closely followed by sand.", ">\n\nIt is always opposite day here.\nAny actual unpopular opinions were banned a long time ago, try mentioning weight or race and chances are the mods will automatically ban it.", ">\n\nI despise glitter, it gets EVERYWHERE, and it sticks too. I just do my best to avoid it", ">\n\nI love the look of glitter. I love the biodegradable stuff but the price is insane and to buy craft is so cheap and easy. It's disappointing. I have a cup that's covered in glitter the best part is it sealed in and does shed everywhere.", ">\n\nI smell this opinion getting deleted from a mile away", ">\n\nCan we use glitter for scammers and people who steal packages?", ">\n\nI remember seeing videos of this man who made this box which used GPS and hidden cameras on all sides to catch porch pirates. When the person took the packaging off the box, an alarm sounded and it would throw up massive clouds of glitter.", ">\n\nYES! AND BALLOONS!! Enough with the balloon releases and glitter bombs!!", ">\n\nI would have to argue that balloons are worse than glitter. At least from an environmental, less-waste perspective.", ">\n\nBalloons are an eco nightmare and I wish we could ban them... But glitter sucks too.", ">\n\nGlitter is the herpes of the craft world. I would be happy to never see it again", ">\n\nThis post is just an I hate glitter circle jerk. We all hate glitter", ">\n\nMark Rober gets a pass.", ">\n\nIf your only argument is based on microplastics, you need to find a better one lol", ">\n\nDidn't even have to read the post. Every mom everywhere agrees with you", ">\n\nWe have 4 kids and respectfully disagree", ">\n\n✨ I absolutely love glitter and if I could I would sprinkle it everywhere I went. I think this world would be a better place if there was more glitter in random places. ✨", ">\n\nlike your liver?\nmmm microplastics in liver", ">\n\nYes, I do. But I'll take my chances. Something has to be the cause of our death. Imagine if we were so scared of anything that may kill us, that we avoided doing anything. That's not living. If I die of glitter, I'll be okay with that.", ">\n\nI'm also ok with you dieing from glitter; myself, not so much.", ">\n\nBut I'm okay with you dieing from glitter.", ">\n\nHoly shit yes. \nFuck glitter. Shit should be flat out illegal!", ">\n\nI absolutely hate glitter on anything, crafting, makeup, clothes. The shit is ugly as f", ">\n\ni like glitter", ">", ">\n\nSomeone needs to invent biodegradable glitter ASAP", ">\n\nIt has existed for years now...", ">\n\nBut glitter tastes so good", ">\n\nYou mean with lipstick right? RIGHT??", ">\n\nMhmm sure! Yeah with lipstick, not...just plain glitter, totally!", ">\n\nGlitter is probably the worst thing to happen at the university I attended, because grad pics needed glitter and god forbid you clean up after your shoot.", ">\n\nPopular opinion!", ">\n\nnot only aesthetically lame but terrible for literally everyone and the environment", ">\n\nDoesnt even look good tbh", ">\n\nbiodegradable glitter is great! Balloons need to go if you are getting rid of glitter.", ">\n\nGot a bunch on me at Christmas from gift bags", ">\n\nBut how else would women figure out their husbands were at a strip club?", ">\n\nWho ever inventer and created glitter better die. Or is dead but yet glitter isnt yet. Fk", ">\n\nIt’s so pretty tho…", ">\n\nIs Glitter your mom's name?", ">\n\nI despite it as well", ">\n\nI was on some various drugs a couple weeks ago with my best bud. He randomly decided to blow a fistful of glitter directly into my face when I wasn’t paying attention. Needless to say I wasn’t amused. And two weeks later I’m still finding glitter around my room.", ">\n\nHow do you feel about edible or biodegradable glitter?", ">\n\nI did laundry today. I what was in the lint trap? Glitter", ">\n\nWhy do you people hate fun?", ">\n\nGlitter should dissolve in water and be good for plants/grass", ">\n\nIdgaf I love glitter", ">\n\nmmm I see an incredible amount of people bitch about glitter all the time. I think you have the popular opinion and I actually have the unpopular one for liking it lol.", ">\n\nOh I thought you were talking about the movie in which case I was going to say that’s not so unpopular.", ">\n\nGlitter: the herpes of arts & crafts", ">\n\nIt’s literally fancy dust, but it’s fun!", ">\n\nGlitter is the herpes of the craft world.", ">\n\nI spilled glitter in one of my tool bags 6 years ago and I am still finding bits. It's a disease that infects you and never get cured.", ">\n\nBiodegradable glitter?", ">\n\nyou know there is biodegradable glitter. it's made from seaweed.", ">\n\nPlastic glitter, yes. That's why we need more widely available biodegradable glitter, as in you should have to go hunting for an obscure store to find plastic glitter and it should be the more expensive option. You can have my edible glitter when you pry it from my cold, dead fingers!", ">\n\nComing from a dollar tree employee, you have spoken directly to my heart", ">\n\nLoose glitter, sure. Secured glitter is fine", ">\n\nI totally agree with you. But I don't think this is an unpopular opinion. No upvote for you.\nWe recently made some glitter slime at our house, however.", ">\n\nPeople could stop buying it all together but they would still make it.\nAppearantly there is some mystery company that buys like 80% of the world's glitter but Big Glitter won't tell us who because there is a confidentiality agreement and they want me to go insane because I will never know who is buying all the glitter and WHY!", ">\n\nIt’s Disney. (I have no idea but the glitter mess all over the Magic Kingdom is awful).", ">\n\nI have a coworker who makes a birthday board for our office every month and always uses glitter. There is now just permanently ingrained glitter on the desk, on the phone, on the floor, on everything. No amount of lysol or mopping or whatever else will get it. Infuriating.", ">\n\nGlitter is an ecological disaster.", ">\n\nWho cares? The minuscule amount of plastics left behind because of a bit of glitter is negligible", ">\n\nA friend of mine once said that glitter is the ‘herpes of arts and crafts’", ">\n\nPretty but agree", ">\n\nI just don't like glitter. Some glitter won't harm many people BUT GOD ITS SO ANNOYING! Never asked for you to stuff your gift with SHRAPNEL", ">\n\nBog standard super popular opinion. Are you a bot, or just living under a rock?", ">\n\nIf you can, you should definitely buy biodegradable glitter at sprinkles instead and then you don't have to worry obout microplastic", ">\n\nPlastic bags have been banned at most places for years where I live (Santa Cruz, CA). Only paper bags are available (with very few exceptions), and they cost 25 cents. \nBut I reused plastic bags all the time. Not so with paper bags, which often break during first use. I shoved plastic bags in my purse and didn’t have to remember to carry them in to the store like standard reusable bags. I’d get 5+ uses out of them. They also double as a handy bag you can stuff in your pocket when hiking, in case you come across any tasty mushrooms (a common occurrence for me!).\nBut glitter? I see that very rarely. Unless the ‘90s-style face glitter I used as a preteen has come back into fashion (which it may well have; I don’t know any teenagers).", ">\n\nWe gonna kill trees to make paper straws?", ">\n\nClap, clap, clap, white elephant party's everywhere. Til next year for revenge purposes.", ">\n\nHad a Christmas party at work I was still sweeping it up months later it got everywhere. After that the boss had a no glitter policy after that.", ">\n\nWhat did Mariah carey do to you?", ">\n\nYou say that because you don’t know Brazil’s carnival. Our outfits are entirely based on glitter. Sometimes only glitter in fact.", ">\n\nNot an unpopular opinion\nI just went through 2 days of trying to remove that bs from my jeans and a laptop bag because of a gift bag....it's still embedded into both even after trying to use a lint roller and laundry. What is the point of glitter when ppl can just use paint or ribbons..", ">\n\nIt's certainly true that the use of plastic products, including greeting cards and wrapping paper, can contribute to the problem of plastic pollution. Microplastics, which are small plastic particles that are 5 millimeters in size or smaller, can be found in a variety of products and can end up in the environment, where they can have negative impacts on wildlife and ecosystems. Reducing our use of plastic products can help to mitigate this problem.", ">\n\nFun fact: the biggest buyer of glitter by far is likely the US DoD, though they don’t actually divulge who they are. The glitter in chaff is most likely just the stuff you can buy at a craft store.", ">\n\nEverytime they get on my hands a puppy cries", ">\n\n90 % of waste plasitc is caused by like a dozen companies and is all pre consumer. Your hatred of glitter isnt unpopular, and banning glitter wont meaningfully impact the fight against microplastics.\nHoneatly a basic bitch take. Milktoast to the highest magnitude. The horseshoe theory of mediocre takes.", ">\n\ni strongly agree", ">\n\nWife bought glitter covered Christmas decoration nonsense, can’t get it out of the back-seat of the car, children’s booster seats or carpet. Glitter should be forbidden bylaw, seriously where is the petition! That stuff is evil.", ">\n\nDon’t tell us tell the strippers", ">\n\nThere isn’t a punishment great enough for whoever made that stuff", ">\n\nI dont know why everyone hates glitter so much but still uses it so much in pranks and other things.\nIm not an arts and crafts person so geass people love it for that. But most i see people use it for is to prank people with", ">\n\nI second you in this opinion. I hate glitter with all my heart", ">\n\nYes!! Glitter is the worst thing ever!!", ">\n\nDown-voted because I'm fairly certain most sane persons (and males) agree with you.", ">\n\nI used to have a serious phobia from glitter in 3rd grade 😭" ]

[ "Glitter is the herpes of the crafting world", ">\n\nMy sister used to say this, she actually mailed our aunt a joke card filled with glitter designed to gently explode upon opening. When our aunt called our house, my sister just told her she gave her “glitter herpes” to remember her by. Six years latter, our aunt still finds little shiny specs on her couch and shag carpeting.", ">\n\nI'm so sorry to hear about your sister. I assume your aunt murdered her?", ">\n\nI'm sorry to hear Marcus's auntie still keeps shag carpeting. So much the worse for the glitter too.", ">\n\nYou got that wrong, Marcus's auntie keeps shagging carpets", ">\n\nMunch munch munch", ">\n\nDrove Uber, woman dropped a handful of glitter in the back seats, pissed I wouldn’t make a pit stop I guess. Didn’t notice, quick pick up of two nicely dressed women all in black on the way to a church service for their elderly mom. They noticed after sitting down in it. Still took the ride. I wanted to die seeing their black sparkly butts go up the church walk. Screw glitter and all who use it.", ">\n\nI'm not a huge fan of glitter, but biodegradable glitter does exist and is common. I think non-biodegradable glitter should stop being used though.", ">\n\nIt still gets EVERYWHERE", ">\n\nI don’t like sand", ">\n\nIt's coarse and rough and irritating", ">\n\nNot like here. Here everything is soft, and smooth.", ">\n\nRepeat after me kids:\nGLITTER IS LITTER", ">\n\nG-litter\nGlorious litter \nIt's pretty\nIt's still litter.", ">\n\n\"pretty to look at\" is as good as glitter gets", ">\n\nOf course. No one told you to eat it", ">\n\nA lot of times it contains heavy metals too", ">\n\nNo wonder those bands in the 80s used to use a lot of it", ">\n\nGlitter is the herpes of the rock world.", ">\n\nI think herpes was still the herpes of the rock world back then... poor Pam.", ">\n\nGlitter is not allowed in my house \nI allowed it once and still can find traces of it to this day....", ">\n\nI had a phone case with glitter. The thing busted months ago and I'm STILL finding traces of it", ">\n\nI will assault anyone who thinks it’s funny to give me a glitter bomb as a joke gift", ">\n\nGlitter bombs are only acceptable for cheating exes", ">\n\nAnd porch pirates", ">\n\nI saw a prank video about that on YouTube", ">\n\nYeah Mark Rober did it for 5 years, pretty epic prank", ">\n\nAs someone who just wore an all glitter dress I got for Christmas to an out of state function, I hate glitter. I burned the dress after I got home. Literally everywhere I went I left a trail of glitter and I felt like the biggest asshole on the planet. I went to go potty and the stall looked like someone murdered a glitter pixie. I don't think this is unpopular.", ">\n\nPotty? Grow up", ">\n\n/r/gatekeeping", ">\n\nPerhaps the most banal version of it.", ">\n\n\"Critics who treat 'adult' as a term of approval, instead of as a merely descriptive term, cannot be adult themselves. To be concerned about being grown up, to admire the grown up because it is grown up, to blush at the suspicion of being childish; these things are the marks of childhood and adolescence. And in childhood and adolescence they are, in moderation, healthy symptoms. Young things ought to want to grow. But to carry on into middle life or even into early manhood this concern about being adult is a mark of really arrested development. When I was ten, I read fairy tales in secret and would have been ashamed if I had been found doing so. Now that I am fifty I read them openly. When I became a man I put away childish things, including the fear of childishness and the desire to be very grown up.\" -- C.S. Lewis", ">\n\nAnd that's why I bought bio degradable glitter. I freaking love sparkles but the planet is important. There's also edible glitter that I plan on getting eventually.", ">\n\nIts fun. But you'll definitely spill some and find it everywhere for a few weeks. Not as bad as regular glitter tho. And your poop looks fancy for a day.\nBut: Biodegradable is a lie, usually. It's only biodegradable under VERY specific circumstances that are not met in a landfill or even most bio waste composting plants. Burning it works just fine :D", ">\n\nThis is popular as fuck", ">\n\nThe fact that glitter both exists and is used says otherwise.", ">\n\nI exist and am used, but I'm not popular.", ">\n\nBut are you biodegradable?", ">\n\nEverything except my bones.", ">\n\nGlitter is terrible. Now, sparkly stuff that doesn't bleed onto everything is okay and enjoyable. But glitter that leaks onto everything and never goes away is so bad", ">\n\nIm like a crow.. i need the shiny in my life", ">\n\nSAME", ">\n\nThe largest purchaser of glitter worldwide actively hides the fact that they are the largest purchaser of glitter worldwide", ">\n\nHow are you going to put me out there like that?", ">\n\nSorry De_Nilla the world has to know what you use all of it for", ">\n\nMy 6 year old could not disagree with this comment more strongly.", ">\n\nMy 4 year old too. \nShe dropped a tiny little tub of glitter on the floor (yay Christmas presents!) in the dining room and even after sweeping and hoovering the floor is SPARKLY!", ">\n\nyou could turn on a good old fashioned Kirby, leave it running in one spot for a century, pick it up and it will still sparkle under it", ">\n\nGlitter is a horrific abomination and if any type of plastic should be banned, it should be glitter.", ">\n\nI see your point. But it is oh so wonderful to send an enemy a glitter bomb.", ">\n\nPeople actually have enemies? And fantasize about vengeful antics?\nI really need to get out more", ">\n\nI would say this is the most popular opinion ever posted on this thread. NO ONE is coming out in support of glitter.", ">\n\ni support glitter 😂", ">\n\nDownvote this person into oblivion ☝️", ">\n\nThats a downvote for you! Glitter rules!", ">\n\nI hope you get it stuck in your hard to reach places!", ">\n\nAnd you have a life with no happy sparklies!", ">\n\nNGL, I don't even care about the whole micro plastics thing that much, I just hate the mess it leaves in general, seems the second a kid spills glitter in a house you're going to be finding little specs of glitter all around the place until the end of time. (or the building burns down, whatever is first) Even with effort to clean it up some always manages to remain. \nThink a good way of telling if a house was ever owned by a family with kids is just to have a good look at the gaps between floor boards, skirting and what not, any glitter and you know kids have likely been there.", ">\n\nI'm an artist who works with glitter and resin, and you're all absolutely correct. It's a plague, and I love it. Studio floors are gorgeous, but it gets places I haven't been, ever. It's in my boyfriends welding helmet, and that doesn't come home.", ">\n\nI have 3 daughters and especially when they were younger it seemed like there was glitter everywhere in our house. Well I get a call from my sister who was part angry part couldn't stop laughing. I had given her some leftover infant diapers we had, and she was at the doctors with her recently born son.\nDuring the check up she saw a strange look come over the Docs face, concerned she moved to see what was going on and was horrified to see her sons balls sparkling with glitter.\nGlitter is trash, and gets EVERYWHERE.", ">\n\nWe buy stupid vinyl records that are damage the first time you use them, instead of CDs. CD s are just music delivery system. People buy non stick pans, which are disposable, as opposed to a stainless steel pans which will out last your grandchildren. People buy expensive cell phones that you throw out when the battery is dead. I have five working computers, that they turned off the operating systems. They say people buy fast fashion. Hell, I can't but anything else. I can live with the glitter.", ">\n\nI had my MacBook for 10 years. Still worked perfectly. But I couldn’t update it anymore. Roughly 6 months later, none of the apps I was trying to run would work anymore. So I had to get a new one. I didn’t need a new one. It was annoying. I like my current MacBook but I’m annoyed that I even have to have it.", ">\n\nthis sub needs an update it's littered with popular opinions", ">\n\nThe things people will do for karma.\nAnd people admit knowing the rules and upvoting when they agree", ">\n\nBioglitter ftw", ">\n\nNo glitter, ftmfw", ">\n\nWhy do you hate fun", ">\n\nWhy do you choose to be the way you are?", ">\n\nGlitter is the middle of sequins\nEdit: get rid of both", ">\n\nI love glitter. They shine and shimmer", ">\n\ndid something concerning glitter happen to you recently lol? jusk askin", ">\n\nOP is probably another victim of the glitter boobytrap.", ">\n\ni’m a raver so reading these comments is just painful 😭😭😭😭", ">\n\nBuy the bio/eco-friendly glitter! I use it for music festivals and love it.", ">\n\ngood idea 😊😊😊", ">\n\nWhen I need to use glitter, I'm buying a biodegradable one. Problem solved", ">\n\nI think it's funny that every time I go to a music festival the people who say they love the planet the most are the first to throw glitter and chemical glow sticks like it's going out of style.", ">\n\nI go to music festivals and love face glitter, but I buy the bio/eco glitter that is made from algae. Not trying to be confrontational with you, just don't want you to think that everyone who loves to sparkle hates the environment.", ">\n\nI hate both", ">\n\nThis isn't an unpopular opinion....\nIDK if you've seen Good Mythical Morning, but they had glitter on the show ONCE and then instituted a serious, company-wide policy of banning glitter completely. Link still looks mad whenever the subject of glitter comes up.", ">\n\nPREACH", ">\n\nCheck your mailbox (there is a glitter bomb)", ">\n\nCards that play music are electronic waste", ">\n\nI agree. Easy downvote.", ">", ">\n\nlol is reddit supoosed to be an imageboard now? whats with the image replies", ">", ">\n\nThis is 10/10 not an upopular opinion. It’s is literally the herpes of the arts and crafts world. Nobody wants it, but of COURSE somebody has it, and they usually don’t tell you about it until it’s too late, and once you have it it’s impossible to get rid of.", ">\n\nThat's a great analogy. Even though I love glitter", ">\n\nI teach little children. I absolutely love glitter!", ">\n\nFantastic read for anyone interested. \nWhat Is Glitter? By Caity Weaver for The New York Times", ">\n\nBiodegradable glitter", ">\n\nbiggest sigh known to man", ">\n\nI don’t do much craft, but me and all the other performers I know are using biodegradable glitter products now.", ">\n\nDon’t get me started on edible glitter…", ">\n\nThis girl I'm talking to said \"give me your arm\" I was watching TV so I just obliged, she rubbed my whole arm with a brush that got loads of glitter on my skin. \"Now you sparkle like me\" was all I got when I asked why on earth I would want that.", ">\n\nGlitter is the STI of the arts and crafts world", ">\n\nOn what planet is this unpopular?", ">\n\nMercury, the surface temperature permanently fuses the glitter with everything it touches", ">\n\nI agree, but I use biodegradable glitter. I wish I could ditch it but I’m a rave girl, so that’s simply not an option…😏", ">\n\nSame goes for filling party balloons with helium. Literally taking a finite resource and filling a piece of trash with it.", ">\n\nI hope someone glitterbombs you", ">\n\nI hope someone glitter bombs me.", ">\n\nI like glitter. I'm man enough to say it", ">\n\nIs this Opposite Day in r/unpopularopinion? \nr/unpopularopinion glitter is the best, closely followed by sand.", ">\n\nIt is always opposite day here.\nAny actual unpopular opinions were banned a long time ago, try mentioning weight or race and chances are the mods will automatically ban it.", ">\n\nI despise glitter, it gets EVERYWHERE, and it sticks too. I just do my best to avoid it", ">\n\nI love the look of glitter. I love the biodegradable stuff but the price is insane and to buy craft is so cheap and easy. It's disappointing. I have a cup that's covered in glitter the best part is it sealed in and does shed everywhere.", ">\n\nI smell this opinion getting deleted from a mile away", ">\n\nCan we use glitter for scammers and people who steal packages?", ">\n\nI remember seeing videos of this man who made this box which used GPS and hidden cameras on all sides to catch porch pirates. When the person took the packaging off the box, an alarm sounded and it would throw up massive clouds of glitter.", ">\n\nYES! AND BALLOONS!! Enough with the balloon releases and glitter bombs!!", ">\n\nI would have to argue that balloons are worse than glitter. At least from an environmental, less-waste perspective.", ">\n\nBalloons are an eco nightmare and I wish we could ban them... But glitter sucks too.", ">\n\nGlitter is the herpes of the craft world. I would be happy to never see it again", ">\n\nThis post is just an I hate glitter circle jerk. We all hate glitter", ">\n\nMark Rober gets a pass.", ">\n\nIf your only argument is based on microplastics, you need to find a better one lol", ">\n\nDidn't even have to read the post. Every mom everywhere agrees with you", ">\n\nWe have 4 kids and respectfully disagree", ">\n\n✨ I absolutely love glitter and if I could I would sprinkle it everywhere I went. I think this world would be a better place if there was more glitter in random places. ✨", ">\n\nlike your liver?\nmmm microplastics in liver", ">\n\nYes, I do. But I'll take my chances. Something has to be the cause of our death. Imagine if we were so scared of anything that may kill us, that we avoided doing anything. That's not living. If I die of glitter, I'll be okay with that.", ">\n\nI'm also ok with you dieing from glitter; myself, not so much.", ">\n\nBut I'm okay with you dieing from glitter.", ">\n\nHoly shit yes. \nFuck glitter. Shit should be flat out illegal!", ">\n\nI absolutely hate glitter on anything, crafting, makeup, clothes. The shit is ugly as f", ">\n\ni like glitter", ">", ">\n\nSomeone needs to invent biodegradable glitter ASAP", ">\n\nIt has existed for years now...", ">\n\nBut glitter tastes so good", ">\n\nYou mean with lipstick right? RIGHT??", ">\n\nMhmm sure! Yeah with lipstick, not...just plain glitter, totally!", ">\n\nGlitter is probably the worst thing to happen at the university I attended, because grad pics needed glitter and god forbid you clean up after your shoot.", ">\n\nPopular opinion!", ">\n\nnot only aesthetically lame but terrible for literally everyone and the environment", ">\n\nDoesnt even look good tbh", ">\n\nbiodegradable glitter is great! Balloons need to go if you are getting rid of glitter.", ">\n\nGot a bunch on me at Christmas from gift bags", ">\n\nBut how else would women figure out their husbands were at a strip club?", ">\n\nWho ever inventer and created glitter better die. Or is dead but yet glitter isnt yet. Fk", ">\n\nIt’s so pretty tho…", ">\n\nIs Glitter your mom's name?", ">\n\nI despite it as well", ">\n\nI was on some various drugs a couple weeks ago with my best bud. He randomly decided to blow a fistful of glitter directly into my face when I wasn’t paying attention. Needless to say I wasn’t amused. And two weeks later I’m still finding glitter around my room.", ">\n\nHow do you feel about edible or biodegradable glitter?", ">\n\nI did laundry today. I what was in the lint trap? Glitter", ">\n\nWhy do you people hate fun?", ">\n\nGlitter should dissolve in water and be good for plants/grass", ">\n\nIdgaf I love glitter", ">\n\nmmm I see an incredible amount of people bitch about glitter all the time. I think you have the popular opinion and I actually have the unpopular one for liking it lol.", ">\n\nOh I thought you were talking about the movie in which case I was going to say that’s not so unpopular.", ">\n\nGlitter: the herpes of arts & crafts", ">\n\nIt’s literally fancy dust, but it’s fun!", ">\n\nGlitter is the herpes of the craft world.", ">\n\nI spilled glitter in one of my tool bags 6 years ago and I am still finding bits. It's a disease that infects you and never get cured.", ">\n\nBiodegradable glitter?", ">\n\nyou know there is biodegradable glitter. it's made from seaweed.", ">\n\nPlastic glitter, yes. That's why we need more widely available biodegradable glitter, as in you should have to go hunting for an obscure store to find plastic glitter and it should be the more expensive option. You can have my edible glitter when you pry it from my cold, dead fingers!", ">\n\nComing from a dollar tree employee, you have spoken directly to my heart", ">\n\nLoose glitter, sure. Secured glitter is fine", ">\n\nI totally agree with you. But I don't think this is an unpopular opinion. No upvote for you.\nWe recently made some glitter slime at our house, however.", ">\n\nPeople could stop buying it all together but they would still make it.\nAppearantly there is some mystery company that buys like 80% of the world's glitter but Big Glitter won't tell us who because there is a confidentiality agreement and they want me to go insane because I will never know who is buying all the glitter and WHY!", ">\n\nIt’s Disney. (I have no idea but the glitter mess all over the Magic Kingdom is awful).", ">\n\nI have a coworker who makes a birthday board for our office every month and always uses glitter. There is now just permanently ingrained glitter on the desk, on the phone, on the floor, on everything. No amount of lysol or mopping or whatever else will get it. Infuriating.", ">\n\nGlitter is an ecological disaster.", ">\n\nWho cares? The minuscule amount of plastics left behind because of a bit of glitter is negligible", ">\n\nA friend of mine once said that glitter is the ‘herpes of arts and crafts’", ">\n\nPretty but agree", ">\n\nI just don't like glitter. Some glitter won't harm many people BUT GOD ITS SO ANNOYING! Never asked for you to stuff your gift with SHRAPNEL", ">\n\nBog standard super popular opinion. Are you a bot, or just living under a rock?", ">\n\nIf you can, you should definitely buy biodegradable glitter at sprinkles instead and then you don't have to worry obout microplastic", ">\n\nPlastic bags have been banned at most places for years where I live (Santa Cruz, CA). Only paper bags are available (with very few exceptions), and they cost 25 cents. \nBut I reused plastic bags all the time. Not so with paper bags, which often break during first use. I shoved plastic bags in my purse and didn’t have to remember to carry them in to the store like standard reusable bags. I’d get 5+ uses out of them. They also double as a handy bag you can stuff in your pocket when hiking, in case you come across any tasty mushrooms (a common occurrence for me!).\nBut glitter? I see that very rarely. Unless the ‘90s-style face glitter I used as a preteen has come back into fashion (which it may well have; I don’t know any teenagers).", ">\n\nWe gonna kill trees to make paper straws?", ">\n\nClap, clap, clap, white elephant party's everywhere. Til next year for revenge purposes.", ">\n\nHad a Christmas party at work I was still sweeping it up months later it got everywhere. After that the boss had a no glitter policy after that.", ">\n\nWhat did Mariah carey do to you?", ">\n\nYou say that because you don’t know Brazil’s carnival. Our outfits are entirely based on glitter. Sometimes only glitter in fact.", ">\n\nNot an unpopular opinion\nI just went through 2 days of trying to remove that bs from my jeans and a laptop bag because of a gift bag....it's still embedded into both even after trying to use a lint roller and laundry. What is the point of glitter when ppl can just use paint or ribbons..", ">\n\nIt's certainly true that the use of plastic products, including greeting cards and wrapping paper, can contribute to the problem of plastic pollution. Microplastics, which are small plastic particles that are 5 millimeters in size or smaller, can be found in a variety of products and can end up in the environment, where they can have negative impacts on wildlife and ecosystems. Reducing our use of plastic products can help to mitigate this problem.", ">\n\nFun fact: the biggest buyer of glitter by far is likely the US DoD, though they don’t actually divulge who they are. The glitter in chaff is most likely just the stuff you can buy at a craft store.", ">\n\nEverytime they get on my hands a puppy cries", ">\n\n90 % of waste plasitc is caused by like a dozen companies and is all pre consumer. Your hatred of glitter isnt unpopular, and banning glitter wont meaningfully impact the fight against microplastics.\nHoneatly a basic bitch take. Milktoast to the highest magnitude. The horseshoe theory of mediocre takes.", ">\n\ni strongly agree", ">\n\nWife bought glitter covered Christmas decoration nonsense, can’t get it out of the back-seat of the car, children’s booster seats or carpet. Glitter should be forbidden bylaw, seriously where is the petition! That stuff is evil.", ">\n\nDon’t tell us tell the strippers", ">\n\nThere isn’t a punishment great enough for whoever made that stuff", ">\n\nI dont know why everyone hates glitter so much but still uses it so much in pranks and other things.\nIm not an arts and crafts person so geass people love it for that. But most i see people use it for is to prank people with", ">\n\nI second you in this opinion. I hate glitter with all my heart", ">\n\nYes!! Glitter is the worst thing ever!!", ">\n\nDown-voted because I'm fairly certain most sane persons (and males) agree with you.", ">\n\nI used to have a serious phobia from glitter in 3rd grade 😭", ">\n\nSir, you wound me🤣🤣🤣" ]

[ "Glitter is the herpes of the crafting world", ">\n\nMy sister used to say this, she actually mailed our aunt a joke card filled with glitter designed to gently explode upon opening. When our aunt called our house, my sister just told her she gave her “glitter herpes” to remember her by. Six years latter, our aunt still finds little shiny specs on her couch and shag carpeting.", ">\n\nI'm so sorry to hear about your sister. I assume your aunt murdered her?", ">\n\nI'm sorry to hear Marcus's auntie still keeps shag carpeting. So much the worse for the glitter too.", ">\n\nYou got that wrong, Marcus's auntie keeps shagging carpets", ">\n\nMunch munch munch", ">\n\nDrove Uber, woman dropped a handful of glitter in the back seats, pissed I wouldn’t make a pit stop I guess. Didn’t notice, quick pick up of two nicely dressed women all in black on the way to a church service for their elderly mom. They noticed after sitting down in it. Still took the ride. I wanted to die seeing their black sparkly butts go up the church walk. Screw glitter and all who use it.", ">\n\nI'm not a huge fan of glitter, but biodegradable glitter does exist and is common. I think non-biodegradable glitter should stop being used though.", ">\n\nIt still gets EVERYWHERE", ">\n\nI don’t like sand", ">\n\nIt's coarse and rough and irritating", ">\n\nNot like here. Here everything is soft, and smooth.", ">\n\nRepeat after me kids:\nGLITTER IS LITTER", ">\n\nG-litter\nGlorious litter \nIt's pretty\nIt's still litter.", ">\n\n\"pretty to look at\" is as good as glitter gets", ">\n\nOf course. No one told you to eat it", ">\n\nA lot of times it contains heavy metals too", ">\n\nNo wonder those bands in the 80s used to use a lot of it", ">\n\nGlitter is the herpes of the rock world.", ">\n\nI think herpes was still the herpes of the rock world back then... poor Pam.", ">\n\nGlitter is not allowed in my house \nI allowed it once and still can find traces of it to this day....", ">\n\nI had a phone case with glitter. The thing busted months ago and I'm STILL finding traces of it", ">\n\nI will assault anyone who thinks it’s funny to give me a glitter bomb as a joke gift", ">\n\nGlitter bombs are only acceptable for cheating exes", ">\n\nAnd porch pirates", ">\n\nI saw a prank video about that on YouTube", ">\n\nYeah Mark Rober did it for 5 years, pretty epic prank", ">\n\nAs someone who just wore an all glitter dress I got for Christmas to an out of state function, I hate glitter. I burned the dress after I got home. Literally everywhere I went I left a trail of glitter and I felt like the biggest asshole on the planet. I went to go potty and the stall looked like someone murdered a glitter pixie. I don't think this is unpopular.", ">\n\nPotty? Grow up", ">\n\n/r/gatekeeping", ">\n\nPerhaps the most banal version of it.", ">\n\n\"Critics who treat 'adult' as a term of approval, instead of as a merely descriptive term, cannot be adult themselves. To be concerned about being grown up, to admire the grown up because it is grown up, to blush at the suspicion of being childish; these things are the marks of childhood and adolescence. And in childhood and adolescence they are, in moderation, healthy symptoms. Young things ought to want to grow. But to carry on into middle life or even into early manhood this concern about being adult is a mark of really arrested development. When I was ten, I read fairy tales in secret and would have been ashamed if I had been found doing so. Now that I am fifty I read them openly. When I became a man I put away childish things, including the fear of childishness and the desire to be very grown up.\" -- C.S. Lewis", ">\n\nAnd that's why I bought bio degradable glitter. I freaking love sparkles but the planet is important. There's also edible glitter that I plan on getting eventually.", ">\n\nIts fun. But you'll definitely spill some and find it everywhere for a few weeks. Not as bad as regular glitter tho. And your poop looks fancy for a day.\nBut: Biodegradable is a lie, usually. It's only biodegradable under VERY specific circumstances that are not met in a landfill or even most bio waste composting plants. Burning it works just fine :D", ">\n\nThis is popular as fuck", ">\n\nThe fact that glitter both exists and is used says otherwise.", ">\n\nI exist and am used, but I'm not popular.", ">\n\nBut are you biodegradable?", ">\n\nEverything except my bones.", ">\n\nGlitter is terrible. Now, sparkly stuff that doesn't bleed onto everything is okay and enjoyable. But glitter that leaks onto everything and never goes away is so bad", ">\n\nIm like a crow.. i need the shiny in my life", ">\n\nSAME", ">\n\nThe largest purchaser of glitter worldwide actively hides the fact that they are the largest purchaser of glitter worldwide", ">\n\nHow are you going to put me out there like that?", ">\n\nSorry De_Nilla the world has to know what you use all of it for", ">\n\nMy 6 year old could not disagree with this comment more strongly.", ">\n\nMy 4 year old too. \nShe dropped a tiny little tub of glitter on the floor (yay Christmas presents!) in the dining room and even after sweeping and hoovering the floor is SPARKLY!", ">\n\nyou could turn on a good old fashioned Kirby, leave it running in one spot for a century, pick it up and it will still sparkle under it", ">\n\nGlitter is a horrific abomination and if any type of plastic should be banned, it should be glitter.", ">\n\nI see your point. But it is oh so wonderful to send an enemy a glitter bomb.", ">\n\nPeople actually have enemies? And fantasize about vengeful antics?\nI really need to get out more", ">\n\nI would say this is the most popular opinion ever posted on this thread. NO ONE is coming out in support of glitter.", ">\n\ni support glitter 😂", ">\n\nDownvote this person into oblivion ☝️", ">\n\nThats a downvote for you! Glitter rules!", ">\n\nI hope you get it stuck in your hard to reach places!", ">\n\nAnd you have a life with no happy sparklies!", ">\n\nNGL, I don't even care about the whole micro plastics thing that much, I just hate the mess it leaves in general, seems the second a kid spills glitter in a house you're going to be finding little specs of glitter all around the place until the end of time. (or the building burns down, whatever is first) Even with effort to clean it up some always manages to remain. \nThink a good way of telling if a house was ever owned by a family with kids is just to have a good look at the gaps between floor boards, skirting and what not, any glitter and you know kids have likely been there.", ">\n\nI'm an artist who works with glitter and resin, and you're all absolutely correct. It's a plague, and I love it. Studio floors are gorgeous, but it gets places I haven't been, ever. It's in my boyfriends welding helmet, and that doesn't come home.", ">\n\nI have 3 daughters and especially when they were younger it seemed like there was glitter everywhere in our house. Well I get a call from my sister who was part angry part couldn't stop laughing. I had given her some leftover infant diapers we had, and she was at the doctors with her recently born son.\nDuring the check up she saw a strange look come over the Docs face, concerned she moved to see what was going on and was horrified to see her sons balls sparkling with glitter.\nGlitter is trash, and gets EVERYWHERE.", ">\n\nWe buy stupid vinyl records that are damage the first time you use them, instead of CDs. CD s are just music delivery system. People buy non stick pans, which are disposable, as opposed to a stainless steel pans which will out last your grandchildren. People buy expensive cell phones that you throw out when the battery is dead. I have five working computers, that they turned off the operating systems. They say people buy fast fashion. Hell, I can't but anything else. I can live with the glitter.", ">\n\nI had my MacBook for 10 years. Still worked perfectly. But I couldn’t update it anymore. Roughly 6 months later, none of the apps I was trying to run would work anymore. So I had to get a new one. I didn’t need a new one. It was annoying. I like my current MacBook but I’m annoyed that I even have to have it.", ">\n\nthis sub needs an update it's littered with popular opinions", ">\n\nThe things people will do for karma.\nAnd people admit knowing the rules and upvoting when they agree", ">\n\nBioglitter ftw", ">\n\nNo glitter, ftmfw", ">\n\nWhy do you hate fun", ">\n\nWhy do you choose to be the way you are?", ">\n\nGlitter is the middle of sequins\nEdit: get rid of both", ">\n\nI love glitter. They shine and shimmer", ">\n\ndid something concerning glitter happen to you recently lol? jusk askin", ">\n\nOP is probably another victim of the glitter boobytrap.", ">\n\ni’m a raver so reading these comments is just painful 😭😭😭😭", ">\n\nBuy the bio/eco-friendly glitter! I use it for music festivals and love it.", ">\n\ngood idea 😊😊😊", ">\n\nWhen I need to use glitter, I'm buying a biodegradable one. Problem solved", ">\n\nI think it's funny that every time I go to a music festival the people who say they love the planet the most are the first to throw glitter and chemical glow sticks like it's going out of style.", ">\n\nI go to music festivals and love face glitter, but I buy the bio/eco glitter that is made from algae. Not trying to be confrontational with you, just don't want you to think that everyone who loves to sparkle hates the environment.", ">\n\nI hate both", ">\n\nThis isn't an unpopular opinion....\nIDK if you've seen Good Mythical Morning, but they had glitter on the show ONCE and then instituted a serious, company-wide policy of banning glitter completely. Link still looks mad whenever the subject of glitter comes up.", ">\n\nPREACH", ">\n\nCheck your mailbox (there is a glitter bomb)", ">\n\nCards that play music are electronic waste", ">\n\nI agree. Easy downvote.", ">", ">\n\nlol is reddit supoosed to be an imageboard now? whats with the image replies", ">", ">\n\nThis is 10/10 not an upopular opinion. It’s is literally the herpes of the arts and crafts world. Nobody wants it, but of COURSE somebody has it, and they usually don’t tell you about it until it’s too late, and once you have it it’s impossible to get rid of.", ">\n\nThat's a great analogy. Even though I love glitter", ">\n\nI teach little children. I absolutely love glitter!", ">\n\nFantastic read for anyone interested. \nWhat Is Glitter? By Caity Weaver for The New York Times", ">\n\nBiodegradable glitter", ">\n\nbiggest sigh known to man", ">\n\nI don’t do much craft, but me and all the other performers I know are using biodegradable glitter products now.", ">\n\nDon’t get me started on edible glitter…", ">\n\nThis girl I'm talking to said \"give me your arm\" I was watching TV so I just obliged, she rubbed my whole arm with a brush that got loads of glitter on my skin. \"Now you sparkle like me\" was all I got when I asked why on earth I would want that.", ">\n\nGlitter is the STI of the arts and crafts world", ">\n\nOn what planet is this unpopular?", ">\n\nMercury, the surface temperature permanently fuses the glitter with everything it touches", ">\n\nI agree, but I use biodegradable glitter. I wish I could ditch it but I’m a rave girl, so that’s simply not an option…😏", ">\n\nSame goes for filling party balloons with helium. Literally taking a finite resource and filling a piece of trash with it.", ">\n\nI hope someone glitterbombs you", ">\n\nI hope someone glitter bombs me.", ">\n\nI like glitter. I'm man enough to say it", ">\n\nIs this Opposite Day in r/unpopularopinion? \nr/unpopularopinion glitter is the best, closely followed by sand.", ">\n\nIt is always opposite day here.\nAny actual unpopular opinions were banned a long time ago, try mentioning weight or race and chances are the mods will automatically ban it.", ">\n\nI despise glitter, it gets EVERYWHERE, and it sticks too. I just do my best to avoid it", ">\n\nI love the look of glitter. I love the biodegradable stuff but the price is insane and to buy craft is so cheap and easy. It's disappointing. I have a cup that's covered in glitter the best part is it sealed in and does shed everywhere.", ">\n\nI smell this opinion getting deleted from a mile away", ">\n\nCan we use glitter for scammers and people who steal packages?", ">\n\nI remember seeing videos of this man who made this box which used GPS and hidden cameras on all sides to catch porch pirates. When the person took the packaging off the box, an alarm sounded and it would throw up massive clouds of glitter.", ">\n\nYES! AND BALLOONS!! Enough with the balloon releases and glitter bombs!!", ">\n\nI would have to argue that balloons are worse than glitter. At least from an environmental, less-waste perspective.", ">\n\nBalloons are an eco nightmare and I wish we could ban them... But glitter sucks too.", ">\n\nGlitter is the herpes of the craft world. I would be happy to never see it again", ">\n\nThis post is just an I hate glitter circle jerk. We all hate glitter", ">\n\nMark Rober gets a pass.", ">\n\nIf your only argument is based on microplastics, you need to find a better one lol", ">\n\nDidn't even have to read the post. Every mom everywhere agrees with you", ">\n\nWe have 4 kids and respectfully disagree", ">\n\n✨ I absolutely love glitter and if I could I would sprinkle it everywhere I went. I think this world would be a better place if there was more glitter in random places. ✨", ">\n\nlike your liver?\nmmm microplastics in liver", ">\n\nYes, I do. But I'll take my chances. Something has to be the cause of our death. Imagine if we were so scared of anything that may kill us, that we avoided doing anything. That's not living. If I die of glitter, I'll be okay with that.", ">\n\nI'm also ok with you dieing from glitter; myself, not so much.", ">\n\nBut I'm okay with you dieing from glitter.", ">\n\nHoly shit yes. \nFuck glitter. Shit should be flat out illegal!", ">\n\nI absolutely hate glitter on anything, crafting, makeup, clothes. The shit is ugly as f", ">\n\ni like glitter", ">", ">\n\nSomeone needs to invent biodegradable glitter ASAP", ">\n\nIt has existed for years now...", ">\n\nBut glitter tastes so good", ">\n\nYou mean with lipstick right? RIGHT??", ">\n\nMhmm sure! Yeah with lipstick, not...just plain glitter, totally!", ">\n\nGlitter is probably the worst thing to happen at the university I attended, because grad pics needed glitter and god forbid you clean up after your shoot.", ">\n\nPopular opinion!", ">\n\nnot only aesthetically lame but terrible for literally everyone and the environment", ">\n\nDoesnt even look good tbh", ">\n\nbiodegradable glitter is great! Balloons need to go if you are getting rid of glitter.", ">\n\nGot a bunch on me at Christmas from gift bags", ">\n\nBut how else would women figure out their husbands were at a strip club?", ">\n\nWho ever inventer and created glitter better die. Or is dead but yet glitter isnt yet. Fk", ">\n\nIt’s so pretty tho…", ">\n\nIs Glitter your mom's name?", ">\n\nI despite it as well", ">\n\nI was on some various drugs a couple weeks ago with my best bud. He randomly decided to blow a fistful of glitter directly into my face when I wasn’t paying attention. Needless to say I wasn’t amused. And two weeks later I’m still finding glitter around my room.", ">\n\nHow do you feel about edible or biodegradable glitter?", ">\n\nI did laundry today. I what was in the lint trap? Glitter", ">\n\nWhy do you people hate fun?", ">\n\nGlitter should dissolve in water and be good for plants/grass", ">\n\nIdgaf I love glitter", ">\n\nmmm I see an incredible amount of people bitch about glitter all the time. I think you have the popular opinion and I actually have the unpopular one for liking it lol.", ">\n\nOh I thought you were talking about the movie in which case I was going to say that’s not so unpopular.", ">\n\nGlitter: the herpes of arts & crafts", ">\n\nIt’s literally fancy dust, but it’s fun!", ">\n\nGlitter is the herpes of the craft world.", ">\n\nI spilled glitter in one of my tool bags 6 years ago and I am still finding bits. It's a disease that infects you and never get cured.", ">\n\nBiodegradable glitter?", ">\n\nyou know there is biodegradable glitter. it's made from seaweed.", ">\n\nPlastic glitter, yes. That's why we need more widely available biodegradable glitter, as in you should have to go hunting for an obscure store to find plastic glitter and it should be the more expensive option. You can have my edible glitter when you pry it from my cold, dead fingers!", ">\n\nComing from a dollar tree employee, you have spoken directly to my heart", ">\n\nLoose glitter, sure. Secured glitter is fine", ">\n\nI totally agree with you. But I don't think this is an unpopular opinion. No upvote for you.\nWe recently made some glitter slime at our house, however.", ">\n\nPeople could stop buying it all together but they would still make it.\nAppearantly there is some mystery company that buys like 80% of the world's glitter but Big Glitter won't tell us who because there is a confidentiality agreement and they want me to go insane because I will never know who is buying all the glitter and WHY!", ">\n\nIt’s Disney. (I have no idea but the glitter mess all over the Magic Kingdom is awful).", ">\n\nI have a coworker who makes a birthday board for our office every month and always uses glitter. There is now just permanently ingrained glitter on the desk, on the phone, on the floor, on everything. No amount of lysol or mopping or whatever else will get it. Infuriating.", ">\n\nGlitter is an ecological disaster.", ">\n\nWho cares? The minuscule amount of plastics left behind because of a bit of glitter is negligible", ">\n\nA friend of mine once said that glitter is the ‘herpes of arts and crafts’", ">\n\nPretty but agree", ">\n\nI just don't like glitter. Some glitter won't harm many people BUT GOD ITS SO ANNOYING! Never asked for you to stuff your gift with SHRAPNEL", ">\n\nBog standard super popular opinion. Are you a bot, or just living under a rock?", ">\n\nIf you can, you should definitely buy biodegradable glitter at sprinkles instead and then you don't have to worry obout microplastic", ">\n\nPlastic bags have been banned at most places for years where I live (Santa Cruz, CA). Only paper bags are available (with very few exceptions), and they cost 25 cents. \nBut I reused plastic bags all the time. Not so with paper bags, which often break during first use. I shoved plastic bags in my purse and didn’t have to remember to carry them in to the store like standard reusable bags. I’d get 5+ uses out of them. They also double as a handy bag you can stuff in your pocket when hiking, in case you come across any tasty mushrooms (a common occurrence for me!).\nBut glitter? I see that very rarely. Unless the ‘90s-style face glitter I used as a preteen has come back into fashion (which it may well have; I don’t know any teenagers).", ">\n\nWe gonna kill trees to make paper straws?", ">\n\nClap, clap, clap, white elephant party's everywhere. Til next year for revenge purposes.", ">\n\nHad a Christmas party at work I was still sweeping it up months later it got everywhere. After that the boss had a no glitter policy after that.", ">\n\nWhat did Mariah carey do to you?", ">\n\nYou say that because you don’t know Brazil’s carnival. Our outfits are entirely based on glitter. Sometimes only glitter in fact.", ">\n\nNot an unpopular opinion\nI just went through 2 days of trying to remove that bs from my jeans and a laptop bag because of a gift bag....it's still embedded into both even after trying to use a lint roller and laundry. What is the point of glitter when ppl can just use paint or ribbons..", ">\n\nIt's certainly true that the use of plastic products, including greeting cards and wrapping paper, can contribute to the problem of plastic pollution. Microplastics, which are small plastic particles that are 5 millimeters in size or smaller, can be found in a variety of products and can end up in the environment, where they can have negative impacts on wildlife and ecosystems. Reducing our use of plastic products can help to mitigate this problem.", ">\n\nFun fact: the biggest buyer of glitter by far is likely the US DoD, though they don’t actually divulge who they are. The glitter in chaff is most likely just the stuff you can buy at a craft store.", ">\n\nEverytime they get on my hands a puppy cries", ">\n\n90 % of waste plasitc is caused by like a dozen companies and is all pre consumer. Your hatred of glitter isnt unpopular, and banning glitter wont meaningfully impact the fight against microplastics.\nHoneatly a basic bitch take. Milktoast to the highest magnitude. The horseshoe theory of mediocre takes.", ">\n\ni strongly agree", ">\n\nWife bought glitter covered Christmas decoration nonsense, can’t get it out of the back-seat of the car, children’s booster seats or carpet. Glitter should be forbidden bylaw, seriously where is the petition! That stuff is evil.", ">\n\nDon’t tell us tell the strippers", ">\n\nThere isn’t a punishment great enough for whoever made that stuff", ">\n\nI dont know why everyone hates glitter so much but still uses it so much in pranks and other things.\nIm not an arts and crafts person so geass people love it for that. But most i see people use it for is to prank people with", ">\n\nI second you in this opinion. I hate glitter with all my heart", ">\n\nYes!! Glitter is the worst thing ever!!", ">\n\nDown-voted because I'm fairly certain most sane persons (and males) agree with you.", ">\n\nI used to have a serious phobia from glitter in 3rd grade 😭", ">\n\nSir, you wound me🤣🤣🤣", ">\n\nThe Macca's paper straws are properly shit. Fuck the turtles, they can just evolve to not need to breathe." ]

[ "Glitter is the herpes of the crafting world", ">\n\nMy sister used to say this, she actually mailed our aunt a joke card filled with glitter designed to gently explode upon opening. When our aunt called our house, my sister just told her she gave her “glitter herpes” to remember her by. Six years latter, our aunt still finds little shiny specs on her couch and shag carpeting.", ">\n\nI'm so sorry to hear about your sister. I assume your aunt murdered her?", ">\n\nI'm sorry to hear Marcus's auntie still keeps shag carpeting. So much the worse for the glitter too.", ">\n\nYou got that wrong, Marcus's auntie keeps shagging carpets", ">\n\nMunch munch munch", ">\n\nDrove Uber, woman dropped a handful of glitter in the back seats, pissed I wouldn’t make a pit stop I guess. Didn’t notice, quick pick up of two nicely dressed women all in black on the way to a church service for their elderly mom. They noticed after sitting down in it. Still took the ride. I wanted to die seeing their black sparkly butts go up the church walk. Screw glitter and all who use it.", ">\n\nI'm not a huge fan of glitter, but biodegradable glitter does exist and is common. I think non-biodegradable glitter should stop being used though.", ">\n\nIt still gets EVERYWHERE", ">\n\nI don’t like sand", ">\n\nIt's coarse and rough and irritating", ">\n\nNot like here. Here everything is soft, and smooth.", ">\n\nRepeat after me kids:\nGLITTER IS LITTER", ">\n\nG-litter\nGlorious litter \nIt's pretty\nIt's still litter.", ">\n\n\"pretty to look at\" is as good as glitter gets", ">\n\nOf course. No one told you to eat it", ">\n\nA lot of times it contains heavy metals too", ">\n\nNo wonder those bands in the 80s used to use a lot of it", ">\n\nGlitter is the herpes of the rock world.", ">\n\nI think herpes was still the herpes of the rock world back then... poor Pam.", ">\n\nGlitter is not allowed in my house \nI allowed it once and still can find traces of it to this day....", ">\n\nI had a phone case with glitter. The thing busted months ago and I'm STILL finding traces of it", ">\n\nI will assault anyone who thinks it’s funny to give me a glitter bomb as a joke gift", ">\n\nGlitter bombs are only acceptable for cheating exes", ">\n\nAnd porch pirates", ">\n\nI saw a prank video about that on YouTube", ">\n\nYeah Mark Rober did it for 5 years, pretty epic prank", ">\n\nAs someone who just wore an all glitter dress I got for Christmas to an out of state function, I hate glitter. I burned the dress after I got home. Literally everywhere I went I left a trail of glitter and I felt like the biggest asshole on the planet. I went to go potty and the stall looked like someone murdered a glitter pixie. I don't think this is unpopular.", ">\n\nPotty? Grow up", ">\n\n/r/gatekeeping", ">\n\nPerhaps the most banal version of it.", ">\n\n\"Critics who treat 'adult' as a term of approval, instead of as a merely descriptive term, cannot be adult themselves. To be concerned about being grown up, to admire the grown up because it is grown up, to blush at the suspicion of being childish; these things are the marks of childhood and adolescence. And in childhood and adolescence they are, in moderation, healthy symptoms. Young things ought to want to grow. But to carry on into middle life or even into early manhood this concern about being adult is a mark of really arrested development. When I was ten, I read fairy tales in secret and would have been ashamed if I had been found doing so. Now that I am fifty I read them openly. When I became a man I put away childish things, including the fear of childishness and the desire to be very grown up.\" -- C.S. Lewis", ">\n\nAnd that's why I bought bio degradable glitter. I freaking love sparkles but the planet is important. There's also edible glitter that I plan on getting eventually.", ">\n\nIts fun. But you'll definitely spill some and find it everywhere for a few weeks. Not as bad as regular glitter tho. And your poop looks fancy for a day.\nBut: Biodegradable is a lie, usually. It's only biodegradable under VERY specific circumstances that are not met in a landfill or even most bio waste composting plants. Burning it works just fine :D", ">\n\nThis is popular as fuck", ">\n\nThe fact that glitter both exists and is used says otherwise.", ">\n\nI exist and am used, but I'm not popular.", ">\n\nBut are you biodegradable?", ">\n\nEverything except my bones.", ">\n\nGlitter is terrible. Now, sparkly stuff that doesn't bleed onto everything is okay and enjoyable. But glitter that leaks onto everything and never goes away is so bad", ">\n\nIm like a crow.. i need the shiny in my life", ">\n\nSAME", ">\n\nThe largest purchaser of glitter worldwide actively hides the fact that they are the largest purchaser of glitter worldwide", ">\n\nHow are you going to put me out there like that?", ">\n\nSorry De_Nilla the world has to know what you use all of it for", ">\n\nMy 6 year old could not disagree with this comment more strongly.", ">\n\nMy 4 year old too. \nShe dropped a tiny little tub of glitter on the floor (yay Christmas presents!) in the dining room and even after sweeping and hoovering the floor is SPARKLY!", ">\n\nyou could turn on a good old fashioned Kirby, leave it running in one spot for a century, pick it up and it will still sparkle under it", ">\n\nGlitter is a horrific abomination and if any type of plastic should be banned, it should be glitter.", ">\n\nI see your point. But it is oh so wonderful to send an enemy a glitter bomb.", ">\n\nPeople actually have enemies? And fantasize about vengeful antics?\nI really need to get out more", ">\n\nI would say this is the most popular opinion ever posted on this thread. NO ONE is coming out in support of glitter.", ">\n\ni support glitter 😂", ">\n\nDownvote this person into oblivion ☝️", ">\n\nThats a downvote for you! Glitter rules!", ">\n\nI hope you get it stuck in your hard to reach places!", ">\n\nAnd you have a life with no happy sparklies!", ">\n\nNGL, I don't even care about the whole micro plastics thing that much, I just hate the mess it leaves in general, seems the second a kid spills glitter in a house you're going to be finding little specs of glitter all around the place until the end of time. (or the building burns down, whatever is first) Even with effort to clean it up some always manages to remain. \nThink a good way of telling if a house was ever owned by a family with kids is just to have a good look at the gaps between floor boards, skirting and what not, any glitter and you know kids have likely been there.", ">\n\nI'm an artist who works with glitter and resin, and you're all absolutely correct. It's a plague, and I love it. Studio floors are gorgeous, but it gets places I haven't been, ever. It's in my boyfriends welding helmet, and that doesn't come home.", ">\n\nI have 3 daughters and especially when they were younger it seemed like there was glitter everywhere in our house. Well I get a call from my sister who was part angry part couldn't stop laughing. I had given her some leftover infant diapers we had, and she was at the doctors with her recently born son.\nDuring the check up she saw a strange look come over the Docs face, concerned she moved to see what was going on and was horrified to see her sons balls sparkling with glitter.\nGlitter is trash, and gets EVERYWHERE.", ">\n\nWe buy stupid vinyl records that are damage the first time you use them, instead of CDs. CD s are just music delivery system. People buy non stick pans, which are disposable, as opposed to a stainless steel pans which will out last your grandchildren. People buy expensive cell phones that you throw out when the battery is dead. I have five working computers, that they turned off the operating systems. They say people buy fast fashion. Hell, I can't but anything else. I can live with the glitter.", ">\n\nI had my MacBook for 10 years. Still worked perfectly. But I couldn’t update it anymore. Roughly 6 months later, none of the apps I was trying to run would work anymore. So I had to get a new one. I didn’t need a new one. It was annoying. I like my current MacBook but I’m annoyed that I even have to have it.", ">\n\nthis sub needs an update it's littered with popular opinions", ">\n\nThe things people will do for karma.\nAnd people admit knowing the rules and upvoting when they agree", ">\n\nBioglitter ftw", ">\n\nNo glitter, ftmfw", ">\n\nWhy do you hate fun", ">\n\nWhy do you choose to be the way you are?", ">\n\nGlitter is the middle of sequins\nEdit: get rid of both", ">\n\nI love glitter. They shine and shimmer", ">\n\ndid something concerning glitter happen to you recently lol? jusk askin", ">\n\nOP is probably another victim of the glitter boobytrap.", ">\n\ni’m a raver so reading these comments is just painful 😭😭😭😭", ">\n\nBuy the bio/eco-friendly glitter! I use it for music festivals and love it.", ">\n\ngood idea 😊😊😊", ">\n\nWhen I need to use glitter, I'm buying a biodegradable one. Problem solved", ">\n\nI think it's funny that every time I go to a music festival the people who say they love the planet the most are the first to throw glitter and chemical glow sticks like it's going out of style.", ">\n\nI go to music festivals and love face glitter, but I buy the bio/eco glitter that is made from algae. Not trying to be confrontational with you, just don't want you to think that everyone who loves to sparkle hates the environment.", ">\n\nI hate both", ">\n\nThis isn't an unpopular opinion....\nIDK if you've seen Good Mythical Morning, but they had glitter on the show ONCE and then instituted a serious, company-wide policy of banning glitter completely. Link still looks mad whenever the subject of glitter comes up.", ">\n\nPREACH", ">\n\nCheck your mailbox (there is a glitter bomb)", ">\n\nCards that play music are electronic waste", ">\n\nI agree. Easy downvote.", ">", ">\n\nlol is reddit supoosed to be an imageboard now? whats with the image replies", ">", ">\n\nThis is 10/10 not an upopular opinion. It’s is literally the herpes of the arts and crafts world. Nobody wants it, but of COURSE somebody has it, and they usually don’t tell you about it until it’s too late, and once you have it it’s impossible to get rid of.", ">\n\nThat's a great analogy. Even though I love glitter", ">\n\nI teach little children. I absolutely love glitter!", ">\n\nFantastic read for anyone interested. \nWhat Is Glitter? By Caity Weaver for The New York Times", ">\n\nBiodegradable glitter", ">\n\nbiggest sigh known to man", ">\n\nI don’t do much craft, but me and all the other performers I know are using biodegradable glitter products now.", ">\n\nDon’t get me started on edible glitter…", ">\n\nThis girl I'm talking to said \"give me your arm\" I was watching TV so I just obliged, she rubbed my whole arm with a brush that got loads of glitter on my skin. \"Now you sparkle like me\" was all I got when I asked why on earth I would want that.", ">\n\nGlitter is the STI of the arts and crafts world", ">\n\nOn what planet is this unpopular?", ">\n\nMercury, the surface temperature permanently fuses the glitter with everything it touches", ">\n\nI agree, but I use biodegradable glitter. I wish I could ditch it but I’m a rave girl, so that’s simply not an option…😏", ">\n\nSame goes for filling party balloons with helium. Literally taking a finite resource and filling a piece of trash with it.", ">\n\nI hope someone glitterbombs you", ">\n\nI hope someone glitter bombs me.", ">\n\nI like glitter. I'm man enough to say it", ">\n\nIs this Opposite Day in r/unpopularopinion? \nr/unpopularopinion glitter is the best, closely followed by sand.", ">\n\nIt is always opposite day here.\nAny actual unpopular opinions were banned a long time ago, try mentioning weight or race and chances are the mods will automatically ban it.", ">\n\nI despise glitter, it gets EVERYWHERE, and it sticks too. I just do my best to avoid it", ">\n\nI love the look of glitter. I love the biodegradable stuff but the price is insane and to buy craft is so cheap and easy. It's disappointing. I have a cup that's covered in glitter the best part is it sealed in and does shed everywhere.", ">\n\nI smell this opinion getting deleted from a mile away", ">\n\nCan we use glitter for scammers and people who steal packages?", ">\n\nI remember seeing videos of this man who made this box which used GPS and hidden cameras on all sides to catch porch pirates. When the person took the packaging off the box, an alarm sounded and it would throw up massive clouds of glitter.", ">\n\nYES! AND BALLOONS!! Enough with the balloon releases and glitter bombs!!", ">\n\nI would have to argue that balloons are worse than glitter. At least from an environmental, less-waste perspective.", ">\n\nBalloons are an eco nightmare and I wish we could ban them... But glitter sucks too.", ">\n\nGlitter is the herpes of the craft world. I would be happy to never see it again", ">\n\nThis post is just an I hate glitter circle jerk. We all hate glitter", ">\n\nMark Rober gets a pass.", ">\n\nIf your only argument is based on microplastics, you need to find a better one lol", ">\n\nDidn't even have to read the post. Every mom everywhere agrees with you", ">\n\nWe have 4 kids and respectfully disagree", ">\n\n✨ I absolutely love glitter and if I could I would sprinkle it everywhere I went. I think this world would be a better place if there was more glitter in random places. ✨", ">\n\nlike your liver?\nmmm microplastics in liver", ">\n\nYes, I do. But I'll take my chances. Something has to be the cause of our death. Imagine if we were so scared of anything that may kill us, that we avoided doing anything. That's not living. If I die of glitter, I'll be okay with that.", ">\n\nI'm also ok with you dieing from glitter; myself, not so much.", ">\n\nBut I'm okay with you dieing from glitter.", ">\n\nHoly shit yes. \nFuck glitter. Shit should be flat out illegal!", ">\n\nI absolutely hate glitter on anything, crafting, makeup, clothes. The shit is ugly as f", ">\n\ni like glitter", ">", ">\n\nSomeone needs to invent biodegradable glitter ASAP", ">\n\nIt has existed for years now...", ">\n\nBut glitter tastes so good", ">\n\nYou mean with lipstick right? RIGHT??", ">\n\nMhmm sure! Yeah with lipstick, not...just plain glitter, totally!", ">\n\nGlitter is probably the worst thing to happen at the university I attended, because grad pics needed glitter and god forbid you clean up after your shoot.", ">\n\nPopular opinion!", ">\n\nnot only aesthetically lame but terrible for literally everyone and the environment", ">\n\nDoesnt even look good tbh", ">\n\nbiodegradable glitter is great! Balloons need to go if you are getting rid of glitter.", ">\n\nGot a bunch on me at Christmas from gift bags", ">\n\nBut how else would women figure out their husbands were at a strip club?", ">\n\nWho ever inventer and created glitter better die. Or is dead but yet glitter isnt yet. Fk", ">\n\nIt’s so pretty tho…", ">\n\nIs Glitter your mom's name?", ">\n\nI despite it as well", ">\n\nI was on some various drugs a couple weeks ago with my best bud. He randomly decided to blow a fistful of glitter directly into my face when I wasn’t paying attention. Needless to say I wasn’t amused. And two weeks later I’m still finding glitter around my room.", ">\n\nHow do you feel about edible or biodegradable glitter?", ">\n\nI did laundry today. I what was in the lint trap? Glitter", ">\n\nWhy do you people hate fun?", ">\n\nGlitter should dissolve in water and be good for plants/grass", ">\n\nIdgaf I love glitter", ">\n\nmmm I see an incredible amount of people bitch about glitter all the time. I think you have the popular opinion and I actually have the unpopular one for liking it lol.", ">\n\nOh I thought you were talking about the movie in which case I was going to say that’s not so unpopular.", ">\n\nGlitter: the herpes of arts & crafts", ">\n\nIt’s literally fancy dust, but it’s fun!", ">\n\nGlitter is the herpes of the craft world.", ">\n\nI spilled glitter in one of my tool bags 6 years ago and I am still finding bits. It's a disease that infects you and never get cured.", ">\n\nBiodegradable glitter?", ">\n\nyou know there is biodegradable glitter. it's made from seaweed.", ">\n\nPlastic glitter, yes. That's why we need more widely available biodegradable glitter, as in you should have to go hunting for an obscure store to find plastic glitter and it should be the more expensive option. You can have my edible glitter when you pry it from my cold, dead fingers!", ">\n\nComing from a dollar tree employee, you have spoken directly to my heart", ">\n\nLoose glitter, sure. Secured glitter is fine", ">\n\nI totally agree with you. But I don't think this is an unpopular opinion. No upvote for you.\nWe recently made some glitter slime at our house, however.", ">\n\nPeople could stop buying it all together but they would still make it.\nAppearantly there is some mystery company that buys like 80% of the world's glitter but Big Glitter won't tell us who because there is a confidentiality agreement and they want me to go insane because I will never know who is buying all the glitter and WHY!", ">\n\nIt’s Disney. (I have no idea but the glitter mess all over the Magic Kingdom is awful).", ">\n\nI have a coworker who makes a birthday board for our office every month and always uses glitter. There is now just permanently ingrained glitter on the desk, on the phone, on the floor, on everything. No amount of lysol or mopping or whatever else will get it. Infuriating.", ">\n\nGlitter is an ecological disaster.", ">\n\nWho cares? The minuscule amount of plastics left behind because of a bit of glitter is negligible", ">\n\nA friend of mine once said that glitter is the ‘herpes of arts and crafts’", ">\n\nPretty but agree", ">\n\nI just don't like glitter. Some glitter won't harm many people BUT GOD ITS SO ANNOYING! Never asked for you to stuff your gift with SHRAPNEL", ">\n\nBog standard super popular opinion. Are you a bot, or just living under a rock?", ">\n\nIf you can, you should definitely buy biodegradable glitter at sprinkles instead and then you don't have to worry obout microplastic", ">\n\nPlastic bags have been banned at most places for years where I live (Santa Cruz, CA). Only paper bags are available (with very few exceptions), and they cost 25 cents. \nBut I reused plastic bags all the time. Not so with paper bags, which often break during first use. I shoved plastic bags in my purse and didn’t have to remember to carry them in to the store like standard reusable bags. I’d get 5+ uses out of them. They also double as a handy bag you can stuff in your pocket when hiking, in case you come across any tasty mushrooms (a common occurrence for me!).\nBut glitter? I see that very rarely. Unless the ‘90s-style face glitter I used as a preteen has come back into fashion (which it may well have; I don’t know any teenagers).", ">\n\nWe gonna kill trees to make paper straws?", ">\n\nClap, clap, clap, white elephant party's everywhere. Til next year for revenge purposes.", ">\n\nHad a Christmas party at work I was still sweeping it up months later it got everywhere. After that the boss had a no glitter policy after that.", ">\n\nWhat did Mariah carey do to you?", ">\n\nYou say that because you don’t know Brazil’s carnival. Our outfits are entirely based on glitter. Sometimes only glitter in fact.", ">\n\nNot an unpopular opinion\nI just went through 2 days of trying to remove that bs from my jeans and a laptop bag because of a gift bag....it's still embedded into both even after trying to use a lint roller and laundry. What is the point of glitter when ppl can just use paint or ribbons..", ">\n\nIt's certainly true that the use of plastic products, including greeting cards and wrapping paper, can contribute to the problem of plastic pollution. Microplastics, which are small plastic particles that are 5 millimeters in size or smaller, can be found in a variety of products and can end up in the environment, where they can have negative impacts on wildlife and ecosystems. Reducing our use of plastic products can help to mitigate this problem.", ">\n\nFun fact: the biggest buyer of glitter by far is likely the US DoD, though they don’t actually divulge who they are. The glitter in chaff is most likely just the stuff you can buy at a craft store.", ">\n\nEverytime they get on my hands a puppy cries", ">\n\n90 % of waste plasitc is caused by like a dozen companies and is all pre consumer. Your hatred of glitter isnt unpopular, and banning glitter wont meaningfully impact the fight against microplastics.\nHoneatly a basic bitch take. Milktoast to the highest magnitude. The horseshoe theory of mediocre takes.", ">\n\ni strongly agree", ">\n\nWife bought glitter covered Christmas decoration nonsense, can’t get it out of the back-seat of the car, children’s booster seats or carpet. Glitter should be forbidden bylaw, seriously where is the petition! That stuff is evil.", ">\n\nDon’t tell us tell the strippers", ">\n\nThere isn’t a punishment great enough for whoever made that stuff", ">\n\nI dont know why everyone hates glitter so much but still uses it so much in pranks and other things.\nIm not an arts and crafts person so geass people love it for that. But most i see people use it for is to prank people with", ">\n\nI second you in this opinion. I hate glitter with all my heart", ">\n\nYes!! Glitter is the worst thing ever!!", ">\n\nDown-voted because I'm fairly certain most sane persons (and males) agree with you.", ">\n\nI used to have a serious phobia from glitter in 3rd grade 😭", ">\n\nSir, you wound me🤣🤣🤣", ">\n\nThe Macca's paper straws are properly shit. Fuck the turtles, they can just evolve to not need to breathe.", ">\n\nLOVE glitter, but I use biodegradable or dissolvable glitter I agree plastic glitter should be done with." ]

[ "Glitter is the herpes of the crafting world", ">\n\nMy sister used to say this, she actually mailed our aunt a joke card filled with glitter designed to gently explode upon opening. When our aunt called our house, my sister just told her she gave her “glitter herpes” to remember her by. Six years latter, our aunt still finds little shiny specs on her couch and shag carpeting.", ">\n\nI'm so sorry to hear about your sister. I assume your aunt murdered her?", ">\n\nI'm sorry to hear Marcus's auntie still keeps shag carpeting. So much the worse for the glitter too.", ">\n\nYou got that wrong, Marcus's auntie keeps shagging carpets", ">\n\nMunch munch munch", ">\n\nDrove Uber, woman dropped a handful of glitter in the back seats, pissed I wouldn’t make a pit stop I guess. Didn’t notice, quick pick up of two nicely dressed women all in black on the way to a church service for their elderly mom. They noticed after sitting down in it. Still took the ride. I wanted to die seeing their black sparkly butts go up the church walk. Screw glitter and all who use it.", ">\n\nI'm not a huge fan of glitter, but biodegradable glitter does exist and is common. I think non-biodegradable glitter should stop being used though.", ">\n\nIt still gets EVERYWHERE", ">\n\nI don’t like sand", ">\n\nIt's coarse and rough and irritating", ">\n\nNot like here. Here everything is soft, and smooth.", ">\n\nRepeat after me kids:\nGLITTER IS LITTER", ">\n\nG-litter\nGlorious litter \nIt's pretty\nIt's still litter.", ">\n\n\"pretty to look at\" is as good as glitter gets", ">\n\nOf course. No one told you to eat it", ">\n\nA lot of times it contains heavy metals too", ">\n\nNo wonder those bands in the 80s used to use a lot of it", ">\n\nGlitter is the herpes of the rock world.", ">\n\nI think herpes was still the herpes of the rock world back then... poor Pam.", ">\n\nGlitter is not allowed in my house \nI allowed it once and still can find traces of it to this day....", ">\n\nI had a phone case with glitter. The thing busted months ago and I'm STILL finding traces of it", ">\n\nI will assault anyone who thinks it’s funny to give me a glitter bomb as a joke gift", ">\n\nGlitter bombs are only acceptable for cheating exes", ">\n\nAnd porch pirates", ">\n\nI saw a prank video about that on YouTube", ">\n\nYeah Mark Rober did it for 5 years, pretty epic prank", ">\n\nAs someone who just wore an all glitter dress I got for Christmas to an out of state function, I hate glitter. I burned the dress after I got home. Literally everywhere I went I left a trail of glitter and I felt like the biggest asshole on the planet. I went to go potty and the stall looked like someone murdered a glitter pixie. I don't think this is unpopular.", ">\n\nPotty? Grow up", ">\n\n/r/gatekeeping", ">\n\nPerhaps the most banal version of it.", ">\n\n\"Critics who treat 'adult' as a term of approval, instead of as a merely descriptive term, cannot be adult themselves. To be concerned about being grown up, to admire the grown up because it is grown up, to blush at the suspicion of being childish; these things are the marks of childhood and adolescence. And in childhood and adolescence they are, in moderation, healthy symptoms. Young things ought to want to grow. But to carry on into middle life or even into early manhood this concern about being adult is a mark of really arrested development. When I was ten, I read fairy tales in secret and would have been ashamed if I had been found doing so. Now that I am fifty I read them openly. When I became a man I put away childish things, including the fear of childishness and the desire to be very grown up.\" -- C.S. Lewis", ">\n\nAnd that's why I bought bio degradable glitter. I freaking love sparkles but the planet is important. There's also edible glitter that I plan on getting eventually.", ">\n\nIts fun. But you'll definitely spill some and find it everywhere for a few weeks. Not as bad as regular glitter tho. And your poop looks fancy for a day.\nBut: Biodegradable is a lie, usually. It's only biodegradable under VERY specific circumstances that are not met in a landfill or even most bio waste composting plants. Burning it works just fine :D", ">\n\nThis is popular as fuck", ">\n\nThe fact that glitter both exists and is used says otherwise.", ">\n\nI exist and am used, but I'm not popular.", ">\n\nBut are you biodegradable?", ">\n\nEverything except my bones.", ">\n\nGlitter is terrible. Now, sparkly stuff that doesn't bleed onto everything is okay and enjoyable. But glitter that leaks onto everything and never goes away is so bad", ">\n\nIm like a crow.. i need the shiny in my life", ">\n\nSAME", ">\n\nThe largest purchaser of glitter worldwide actively hides the fact that they are the largest purchaser of glitter worldwide", ">\n\nHow are you going to put me out there like that?", ">\n\nSorry De_Nilla the world has to know what you use all of it for", ">\n\nMy 6 year old could not disagree with this comment more strongly.", ">\n\nMy 4 year old too. \nShe dropped a tiny little tub of glitter on the floor (yay Christmas presents!) in the dining room and even after sweeping and hoovering the floor is SPARKLY!", ">\n\nyou could turn on a good old fashioned Kirby, leave it running in one spot for a century, pick it up and it will still sparkle under it", ">\n\nGlitter is a horrific abomination and if any type of plastic should be banned, it should be glitter.", ">\n\nI see your point. But it is oh so wonderful to send an enemy a glitter bomb.", ">\n\nPeople actually have enemies? And fantasize about vengeful antics?\nI really need to get out more", ">\n\nI would say this is the most popular opinion ever posted on this thread. NO ONE is coming out in support of glitter.", ">\n\ni support glitter 😂", ">\n\nDownvote this person into oblivion ☝️", ">\n\nThats a downvote for you! Glitter rules!", ">\n\nI hope you get it stuck in your hard to reach places!", ">\n\nAnd you have a life with no happy sparklies!", ">\n\nNGL, I don't even care about the whole micro plastics thing that much, I just hate the mess it leaves in general, seems the second a kid spills glitter in a house you're going to be finding little specs of glitter all around the place until the end of time. (or the building burns down, whatever is first) Even with effort to clean it up some always manages to remain. \nThink a good way of telling if a house was ever owned by a family with kids is just to have a good look at the gaps between floor boards, skirting and what not, any glitter and you know kids have likely been there.", ">\n\nI'm an artist who works with glitter and resin, and you're all absolutely correct. It's a plague, and I love it. Studio floors are gorgeous, but it gets places I haven't been, ever. It's in my boyfriends welding helmet, and that doesn't come home.", ">\n\nI have 3 daughters and especially when they were younger it seemed like there was glitter everywhere in our house. Well I get a call from my sister who was part angry part couldn't stop laughing. I had given her some leftover infant diapers we had, and she was at the doctors with her recently born son.\nDuring the check up she saw a strange look come over the Docs face, concerned she moved to see what was going on and was horrified to see her sons balls sparkling with glitter.\nGlitter is trash, and gets EVERYWHERE.", ">\n\nWe buy stupid vinyl records that are damage the first time you use them, instead of CDs. CD s are just music delivery system. People buy non stick pans, which are disposable, as opposed to a stainless steel pans which will out last your grandchildren. People buy expensive cell phones that you throw out when the battery is dead. I have five working computers, that they turned off the operating systems. They say people buy fast fashion. Hell, I can't but anything else. I can live with the glitter.", ">\n\nI had my MacBook for 10 years. Still worked perfectly. But I couldn’t update it anymore. Roughly 6 months later, none of the apps I was trying to run would work anymore. So I had to get a new one. I didn’t need a new one. It was annoying. I like my current MacBook but I’m annoyed that I even have to have it.", ">\n\nthis sub needs an update it's littered with popular opinions", ">\n\nThe things people will do for karma.\nAnd people admit knowing the rules and upvoting when they agree", ">\n\nBioglitter ftw", ">\n\nNo glitter, ftmfw", ">\n\nWhy do you hate fun", ">\n\nWhy do you choose to be the way you are?", ">\n\nGlitter is the middle of sequins\nEdit: get rid of both", ">\n\nI love glitter. They shine and shimmer", ">\n\ndid something concerning glitter happen to you recently lol? jusk askin", ">\n\nOP is probably another victim of the glitter boobytrap.", ">\n\ni’m a raver so reading these comments is just painful 😭😭😭😭", ">\n\nBuy the bio/eco-friendly glitter! I use it for music festivals and love it.", ">\n\ngood idea 😊😊😊", ">\n\nWhen I need to use glitter, I'm buying a biodegradable one. Problem solved", ">\n\nI think it's funny that every time I go to a music festival the people who say they love the planet the most are the first to throw glitter and chemical glow sticks like it's going out of style.", ">\n\nI go to music festivals and love face glitter, but I buy the bio/eco glitter that is made from algae. Not trying to be confrontational with you, just don't want you to think that everyone who loves to sparkle hates the environment.", ">\n\nI hate both", ">\n\nThis isn't an unpopular opinion....\nIDK if you've seen Good Mythical Morning, but they had glitter on the show ONCE and then instituted a serious, company-wide policy of banning glitter completely. Link still looks mad whenever the subject of glitter comes up.", ">\n\nPREACH", ">\n\nCheck your mailbox (there is a glitter bomb)", ">\n\nCards that play music are electronic waste", ">\n\nI agree. Easy downvote.", ">", ">\n\nlol is reddit supoosed to be an imageboard now? whats with the image replies", ">", ">\n\nThis is 10/10 not an upopular opinion. It’s is literally the herpes of the arts and crafts world. Nobody wants it, but of COURSE somebody has it, and they usually don’t tell you about it until it’s too late, and once you have it it’s impossible to get rid of.", ">\n\nThat's a great analogy. Even though I love glitter", ">\n\nI teach little children. I absolutely love glitter!", ">\n\nFantastic read for anyone interested. \nWhat Is Glitter? By Caity Weaver for The New York Times", ">\n\nBiodegradable glitter", ">\n\nbiggest sigh known to man", ">\n\nI don’t do much craft, but me and all the other performers I know are using biodegradable glitter products now.", ">\n\nDon’t get me started on edible glitter…", ">\n\nThis girl I'm talking to said \"give me your arm\" I was watching TV so I just obliged, she rubbed my whole arm with a brush that got loads of glitter on my skin. \"Now you sparkle like me\" was all I got when I asked why on earth I would want that.", ">\n\nGlitter is the STI of the arts and crafts world", ">\n\nOn what planet is this unpopular?", ">\n\nMercury, the surface temperature permanently fuses the glitter with everything it touches", ">\n\nI agree, but I use biodegradable glitter. I wish I could ditch it but I’m a rave girl, so that’s simply not an option…😏", ">\n\nSame goes for filling party balloons with helium. Literally taking a finite resource and filling a piece of trash with it.", ">\n\nI hope someone glitterbombs you", ">\n\nI hope someone glitter bombs me.", ">\n\nI like glitter. I'm man enough to say it", ">\n\nIs this Opposite Day in r/unpopularopinion? \nr/unpopularopinion glitter is the best, closely followed by sand.", ">\n\nIt is always opposite day here.\nAny actual unpopular opinions were banned a long time ago, try mentioning weight or race and chances are the mods will automatically ban it.", ">\n\nI despise glitter, it gets EVERYWHERE, and it sticks too. I just do my best to avoid it", ">\n\nI love the look of glitter. I love the biodegradable stuff but the price is insane and to buy craft is so cheap and easy. It's disappointing. I have a cup that's covered in glitter the best part is it sealed in and does shed everywhere.", ">\n\nI smell this opinion getting deleted from a mile away", ">\n\nCan we use glitter for scammers and people who steal packages?", ">\n\nI remember seeing videos of this man who made this box which used GPS and hidden cameras on all sides to catch porch pirates. When the person took the packaging off the box, an alarm sounded and it would throw up massive clouds of glitter.", ">\n\nYES! AND BALLOONS!! Enough with the balloon releases and glitter bombs!!", ">\n\nI would have to argue that balloons are worse than glitter. At least from an environmental, less-waste perspective.", ">\n\nBalloons are an eco nightmare and I wish we could ban them... But glitter sucks too.", ">\n\nGlitter is the herpes of the craft world. I would be happy to never see it again", ">\n\nThis post is just an I hate glitter circle jerk. We all hate glitter", ">\n\nMark Rober gets a pass.", ">\n\nIf your only argument is based on microplastics, you need to find a better one lol", ">\n\nDidn't even have to read the post. Every mom everywhere agrees with you", ">\n\nWe have 4 kids and respectfully disagree", ">\n\n✨ I absolutely love glitter and if I could I would sprinkle it everywhere I went. I think this world would be a better place if there was more glitter in random places. ✨", ">\n\nlike your liver?\nmmm microplastics in liver", ">\n\nYes, I do. But I'll take my chances. Something has to be the cause of our death. Imagine if we were so scared of anything that may kill us, that we avoided doing anything. That's not living. If I die of glitter, I'll be okay with that.", ">\n\nI'm also ok with you dieing from glitter; myself, not so much.", ">\n\nBut I'm okay with you dieing from glitter.", ">\n\nHoly shit yes. \nFuck glitter. Shit should be flat out illegal!", ">\n\nI absolutely hate glitter on anything, crafting, makeup, clothes. The shit is ugly as f", ">\n\ni like glitter", ">", ">\n\nSomeone needs to invent biodegradable glitter ASAP", ">\n\nIt has existed for years now...", ">\n\nBut glitter tastes so good", ">\n\nYou mean with lipstick right? RIGHT??", ">\n\nMhmm sure! Yeah with lipstick, not...just plain glitter, totally!", ">\n\nGlitter is probably the worst thing to happen at the university I attended, because grad pics needed glitter and god forbid you clean up after your shoot.", ">\n\nPopular opinion!", ">\n\nnot only aesthetically lame but terrible for literally everyone and the environment", ">\n\nDoesnt even look good tbh", ">\n\nbiodegradable glitter is great! Balloons need to go if you are getting rid of glitter.", ">\n\nGot a bunch on me at Christmas from gift bags", ">\n\nBut how else would women figure out their husbands were at a strip club?", ">\n\nWho ever inventer and created glitter better die. Or is dead but yet glitter isnt yet. Fk", ">\n\nIt’s so pretty tho…", ">\n\nIs Glitter your mom's name?", ">\n\nI despite it as well", ">\n\nI was on some various drugs a couple weeks ago with my best bud. He randomly decided to blow a fistful of glitter directly into my face when I wasn’t paying attention. Needless to say I wasn’t amused. And two weeks later I’m still finding glitter around my room.", ">\n\nHow do you feel about edible or biodegradable glitter?", ">\n\nI did laundry today. I what was in the lint trap? Glitter", ">\n\nWhy do you people hate fun?", ">\n\nGlitter should dissolve in water and be good for plants/grass", ">\n\nIdgaf I love glitter", ">\n\nmmm I see an incredible amount of people bitch about glitter all the time. I think you have the popular opinion and I actually have the unpopular one for liking it lol.", ">\n\nOh I thought you were talking about the movie in which case I was going to say that’s not so unpopular.", ">\n\nGlitter: the herpes of arts & crafts", ">\n\nIt’s literally fancy dust, but it’s fun!", ">\n\nGlitter is the herpes of the craft world.", ">\n\nI spilled glitter in one of my tool bags 6 years ago and I am still finding bits. It's a disease that infects you and never get cured.", ">\n\nBiodegradable glitter?", ">\n\nyou know there is biodegradable glitter. it's made from seaweed.", ">\n\nPlastic glitter, yes. That's why we need more widely available biodegradable glitter, as in you should have to go hunting for an obscure store to find plastic glitter and it should be the more expensive option. You can have my edible glitter when you pry it from my cold, dead fingers!", ">\n\nComing from a dollar tree employee, you have spoken directly to my heart", ">\n\nLoose glitter, sure. Secured glitter is fine", ">\n\nI totally agree with you. But I don't think this is an unpopular opinion. No upvote for you.\nWe recently made some glitter slime at our house, however.", ">\n\nPeople could stop buying it all together but they would still make it.\nAppearantly there is some mystery company that buys like 80% of the world's glitter but Big Glitter won't tell us who because there is a confidentiality agreement and they want me to go insane because I will never know who is buying all the glitter and WHY!", ">\n\nIt’s Disney. (I have no idea but the glitter mess all over the Magic Kingdom is awful).", ">\n\nI have a coworker who makes a birthday board for our office every month and always uses glitter. There is now just permanently ingrained glitter on the desk, on the phone, on the floor, on everything. No amount of lysol or mopping or whatever else will get it. Infuriating.", ">\n\nGlitter is an ecological disaster.", ">\n\nWho cares? The minuscule amount of plastics left behind because of a bit of glitter is negligible", ">\n\nA friend of mine once said that glitter is the ‘herpes of arts and crafts’", ">\n\nPretty but agree", ">\n\nI just don't like glitter. Some glitter won't harm many people BUT GOD ITS SO ANNOYING! Never asked for you to stuff your gift with SHRAPNEL", ">\n\nBog standard super popular opinion. Are you a bot, or just living under a rock?", ">\n\nIf you can, you should definitely buy biodegradable glitter at sprinkles instead and then you don't have to worry obout microplastic", ">\n\nPlastic bags have been banned at most places for years where I live (Santa Cruz, CA). Only paper bags are available (with very few exceptions), and they cost 25 cents. \nBut I reused plastic bags all the time. Not so with paper bags, which often break during first use. I shoved plastic bags in my purse and didn’t have to remember to carry them in to the store like standard reusable bags. I’d get 5+ uses out of them. They also double as a handy bag you can stuff in your pocket when hiking, in case you come across any tasty mushrooms (a common occurrence for me!).\nBut glitter? I see that very rarely. Unless the ‘90s-style face glitter I used as a preteen has come back into fashion (which it may well have; I don’t know any teenagers).", ">\n\nWe gonna kill trees to make paper straws?", ">\n\nClap, clap, clap, white elephant party's everywhere. Til next year for revenge purposes.", ">\n\nHad a Christmas party at work I was still sweeping it up months later it got everywhere. After that the boss had a no glitter policy after that.", ">\n\nWhat did Mariah carey do to you?", ">\n\nYou say that because you don’t know Brazil’s carnival. Our outfits are entirely based on glitter. Sometimes only glitter in fact.", ">\n\nNot an unpopular opinion\nI just went through 2 days of trying to remove that bs from my jeans and a laptop bag because of a gift bag....it's still embedded into both even after trying to use a lint roller and laundry. What is the point of glitter when ppl can just use paint or ribbons..", ">\n\nIt's certainly true that the use of plastic products, including greeting cards and wrapping paper, can contribute to the problem of plastic pollution. Microplastics, which are small plastic particles that are 5 millimeters in size or smaller, can be found in a variety of products and can end up in the environment, where they can have negative impacts on wildlife and ecosystems. Reducing our use of plastic products can help to mitigate this problem.", ">\n\nFun fact: the biggest buyer of glitter by far is likely the US DoD, though they don’t actually divulge who they are. The glitter in chaff is most likely just the stuff you can buy at a craft store.", ">\n\nEverytime they get on my hands a puppy cries", ">\n\n90 % of waste plasitc is caused by like a dozen companies and is all pre consumer. Your hatred of glitter isnt unpopular, and banning glitter wont meaningfully impact the fight against microplastics.\nHoneatly a basic bitch take. Milktoast to the highest magnitude. The horseshoe theory of mediocre takes.", ">\n\ni strongly agree", ">\n\nWife bought glitter covered Christmas decoration nonsense, can’t get it out of the back-seat of the car, children’s booster seats or carpet. Glitter should be forbidden bylaw, seriously where is the petition! That stuff is evil.", ">\n\nDon’t tell us tell the strippers", ">\n\nThere isn’t a punishment great enough for whoever made that stuff", ">\n\nI dont know why everyone hates glitter so much but still uses it so much in pranks and other things.\nIm not an arts and crafts person so geass people love it for that. But most i see people use it for is to prank people with", ">\n\nI second you in this opinion. I hate glitter with all my heart", ">\n\nYes!! Glitter is the worst thing ever!!", ">\n\nDown-voted because I'm fairly certain most sane persons (and males) agree with you.", ">\n\nI used to have a serious phobia from glitter in 3rd grade 😭", ">\n\nSir, you wound me🤣🤣🤣", ">\n\nThe Macca's paper straws are properly shit. Fuck the turtles, they can just evolve to not need to breathe.", ">\n\nLOVE glitter, but I use biodegradable or dissolvable glitter I agree plastic glitter should be done with.", ">\n\nI read this post several times a year, who out here is still using glitter?! Damned boomers." ]

[ "Glitter is the herpes of the crafting world", ">\n\nMy sister used to say this, she actually mailed our aunt a joke card filled with glitter designed to gently explode upon opening. When our aunt called our house, my sister just told her she gave her “glitter herpes” to remember her by. Six years latter, our aunt still finds little shiny specs on her couch and shag carpeting.", ">\n\nI'm so sorry to hear about your sister. I assume your aunt murdered her?", ">\n\nI'm sorry to hear Marcus's auntie still keeps shag carpeting. So much the worse for the glitter too.", ">\n\nYou got that wrong, Marcus's auntie keeps shagging carpets", ">\n\nMunch munch munch", ">\n\nDrove Uber, woman dropped a handful of glitter in the back seats, pissed I wouldn’t make a pit stop I guess. Didn’t notice, quick pick up of two nicely dressed women all in black on the way to a church service for their elderly mom. They noticed after sitting down in it. Still took the ride. I wanted to die seeing their black sparkly butts go up the church walk. Screw glitter and all who use it.", ">\n\nI'm not a huge fan of glitter, but biodegradable glitter does exist and is common. I think non-biodegradable glitter should stop being used though.", ">\n\nIt still gets EVERYWHERE", ">\n\nI don’t like sand", ">\n\nIt's coarse and rough and irritating", ">\n\nNot like here. Here everything is soft, and smooth.", ">\n\nRepeat after me kids:\nGLITTER IS LITTER", ">\n\nG-litter\nGlorious litter \nIt's pretty\nIt's still litter.", ">\n\n\"pretty to look at\" is as good as glitter gets", ">\n\nOf course. No one told you to eat it", ">\n\nA lot of times it contains heavy metals too", ">\n\nNo wonder those bands in the 80s used to use a lot of it", ">\n\nGlitter is the herpes of the rock world.", ">\n\nI think herpes was still the herpes of the rock world back then... poor Pam.", ">\n\nGlitter is not allowed in my house \nI allowed it once and still can find traces of it to this day....", ">\n\nI had a phone case with glitter. The thing busted months ago and I'm STILL finding traces of it", ">\n\nI will assault anyone who thinks it’s funny to give me a glitter bomb as a joke gift", ">\n\nGlitter bombs are only acceptable for cheating exes", ">\n\nAnd porch pirates", ">\n\nI saw a prank video about that on YouTube", ">\n\nYeah Mark Rober did it for 5 years, pretty epic prank", ">\n\nAs someone who just wore an all glitter dress I got for Christmas to an out of state function, I hate glitter. I burned the dress after I got home. Literally everywhere I went I left a trail of glitter and I felt like the biggest asshole on the planet. I went to go potty and the stall looked like someone murdered a glitter pixie. I don't think this is unpopular.", ">\n\nPotty? Grow up", ">\n\n/r/gatekeeping", ">\n\nPerhaps the most banal version of it.", ">\n\n\"Critics who treat 'adult' as a term of approval, instead of as a merely descriptive term, cannot be adult themselves. To be concerned about being grown up, to admire the grown up because it is grown up, to blush at the suspicion of being childish; these things are the marks of childhood and adolescence. And in childhood and adolescence they are, in moderation, healthy symptoms. Young things ought to want to grow. But to carry on into middle life or even into early manhood this concern about being adult is a mark of really arrested development. When I was ten, I read fairy tales in secret and would have been ashamed if I had been found doing so. Now that I am fifty I read them openly. When I became a man I put away childish things, including the fear of childishness and the desire to be very grown up.\" -- C.S. Lewis", ">\n\nAnd that's why I bought bio degradable glitter. I freaking love sparkles but the planet is important. There's also edible glitter that I plan on getting eventually.", ">\n\nIts fun. But you'll definitely spill some and find it everywhere for a few weeks. Not as bad as regular glitter tho. And your poop looks fancy for a day.\nBut: Biodegradable is a lie, usually. It's only biodegradable under VERY specific circumstances that are not met in a landfill or even most bio waste composting plants. Burning it works just fine :D", ">\n\nThis is popular as fuck", ">\n\nThe fact that glitter both exists and is used says otherwise.", ">\n\nI exist and am used, but I'm not popular.", ">\n\nBut are you biodegradable?", ">\n\nEverything except my bones.", ">\n\nGlitter is terrible. Now, sparkly stuff that doesn't bleed onto everything is okay and enjoyable. But glitter that leaks onto everything and never goes away is so bad", ">\n\nIm like a crow.. i need the shiny in my life", ">\n\nSAME", ">\n\nThe largest purchaser of glitter worldwide actively hides the fact that they are the largest purchaser of glitter worldwide", ">\n\nHow are you going to put me out there like that?", ">\n\nSorry De_Nilla the world has to know what you use all of it for", ">\n\nMy 6 year old could not disagree with this comment more strongly.", ">\n\nMy 4 year old too. \nShe dropped a tiny little tub of glitter on the floor (yay Christmas presents!) in the dining room and even after sweeping and hoovering the floor is SPARKLY!", ">\n\nyou could turn on a good old fashioned Kirby, leave it running in one spot for a century, pick it up and it will still sparkle under it", ">\n\nGlitter is a horrific abomination and if any type of plastic should be banned, it should be glitter.", ">\n\nI see your point. But it is oh so wonderful to send an enemy a glitter bomb.", ">\n\nPeople actually have enemies? And fantasize about vengeful antics?\nI really need to get out more", ">\n\nI would say this is the most popular opinion ever posted on this thread. NO ONE is coming out in support of glitter.", ">\n\ni support glitter 😂", ">\n\nDownvote this person into oblivion ☝️", ">\n\nThats a downvote for you! Glitter rules!", ">\n\nI hope you get it stuck in your hard to reach places!", ">\n\nAnd you have a life with no happy sparklies!", ">\n\nNGL, I don't even care about the whole micro plastics thing that much, I just hate the mess it leaves in general, seems the second a kid spills glitter in a house you're going to be finding little specs of glitter all around the place until the end of time. (or the building burns down, whatever is first) Even with effort to clean it up some always manages to remain. \nThink a good way of telling if a house was ever owned by a family with kids is just to have a good look at the gaps between floor boards, skirting and what not, any glitter and you know kids have likely been there.", ">\n\nI'm an artist who works with glitter and resin, and you're all absolutely correct. It's a plague, and I love it. Studio floors are gorgeous, but it gets places I haven't been, ever. It's in my boyfriends welding helmet, and that doesn't come home.", ">\n\nI have 3 daughters and especially when they were younger it seemed like there was glitter everywhere in our house. Well I get a call from my sister who was part angry part couldn't stop laughing. I had given her some leftover infant diapers we had, and she was at the doctors with her recently born son.\nDuring the check up she saw a strange look come over the Docs face, concerned she moved to see what was going on and was horrified to see her sons balls sparkling with glitter.\nGlitter is trash, and gets EVERYWHERE.", ">\n\nWe buy stupid vinyl records that are damage the first time you use them, instead of CDs. CD s are just music delivery system. People buy non stick pans, which are disposable, as opposed to a stainless steel pans which will out last your grandchildren. People buy expensive cell phones that you throw out when the battery is dead. I have five working computers, that they turned off the operating systems. They say people buy fast fashion. Hell, I can't but anything else. I can live with the glitter.", ">\n\nI had my MacBook for 10 years. Still worked perfectly. But I couldn’t update it anymore. Roughly 6 months later, none of the apps I was trying to run would work anymore. So I had to get a new one. I didn’t need a new one. It was annoying. I like my current MacBook but I’m annoyed that I even have to have it.", ">\n\nthis sub needs an update it's littered with popular opinions", ">\n\nThe things people will do for karma.\nAnd people admit knowing the rules and upvoting when they agree", ">\n\nBioglitter ftw", ">\n\nNo glitter, ftmfw", ">\n\nWhy do you hate fun", ">\n\nWhy do you choose to be the way you are?", ">\n\nGlitter is the middle of sequins\nEdit: get rid of both", ">\n\nI love glitter. They shine and shimmer", ">\n\ndid something concerning glitter happen to you recently lol? jusk askin", ">\n\nOP is probably another victim of the glitter boobytrap.", ">\n\ni’m a raver so reading these comments is just painful 😭😭😭😭", ">\n\nBuy the bio/eco-friendly glitter! I use it for music festivals and love it.", ">\n\ngood idea 😊😊😊", ">\n\nWhen I need to use glitter, I'm buying a biodegradable one. Problem solved", ">\n\nI think it's funny that every time I go to a music festival the people who say they love the planet the most are the first to throw glitter and chemical glow sticks like it's going out of style.", ">\n\nI go to music festivals and love face glitter, but I buy the bio/eco glitter that is made from algae. Not trying to be confrontational with you, just don't want you to think that everyone who loves to sparkle hates the environment.", ">\n\nI hate both", ">\n\nThis isn't an unpopular opinion....\nIDK if you've seen Good Mythical Morning, but they had glitter on the show ONCE and then instituted a serious, company-wide policy of banning glitter completely. Link still looks mad whenever the subject of glitter comes up.", ">\n\nPREACH", ">\n\nCheck your mailbox (there is a glitter bomb)", ">\n\nCards that play music are electronic waste", ">\n\nI agree. Easy downvote.", ">", ">\n\nlol is reddit supoosed to be an imageboard now? whats with the image replies", ">", ">\n\nThis is 10/10 not an upopular opinion. It’s is literally the herpes of the arts and crafts world. Nobody wants it, but of COURSE somebody has it, and they usually don’t tell you about it until it’s too late, and once you have it it’s impossible to get rid of.", ">\n\nThat's a great analogy. Even though I love glitter", ">\n\nI teach little children. I absolutely love glitter!", ">\n\nFantastic read for anyone interested. \nWhat Is Glitter? By Caity Weaver for The New York Times", ">\n\nBiodegradable glitter", ">\n\nbiggest sigh known to man", ">\n\nI don’t do much craft, but me and all the other performers I know are using biodegradable glitter products now.", ">\n\nDon’t get me started on edible glitter…", ">\n\nThis girl I'm talking to said \"give me your arm\" I was watching TV so I just obliged, she rubbed my whole arm with a brush that got loads of glitter on my skin. \"Now you sparkle like me\" was all I got when I asked why on earth I would want that.", ">\n\nGlitter is the STI of the arts and crafts world", ">\n\nOn what planet is this unpopular?", ">\n\nMercury, the surface temperature permanently fuses the glitter with everything it touches", ">\n\nI agree, but I use biodegradable glitter. I wish I could ditch it but I’m a rave girl, so that’s simply not an option…😏", ">\n\nSame goes for filling party balloons with helium. Literally taking a finite resource and filling a piece of trash with it.", ">\n\nI hope someone glitterbombs you", ">\n\nI hope someone glitter bombs me.", ">\n\nI like glitter. I'm man enough to say it", ">\n\nIs this Opposite Day in r/unpopularopinion? \nr/unpopularopinion glitter is the best, closely followed by sand.", ">\n\nIt is always opposite day here.\nAny actual unpopular opinions were banned a long time ago, try mentioning weight or race and chances are the mods will automatically ban it.", ">\n\nI despise glitter, it gets EVERYWHERE, and it sticks too. I just do my best to avoid it", ">\n\nI love the look of glitter. I love the biodegradable stuff but the price is insane and to buy craft is so cheap and easy. It's disappointing. I have a cup that's covered in glitter the best part is it sealed in and does shed everywhere.", ">\n\nI smell this opinion getting deleted from a mile away", ">\n\nCan we use glitter for scammers and people who steal packages?", ">\n\nI remember seeing videos of this man who made this box which used GPS and hidden cameras on all sides to catch porch pirates. When the person took the packaging off the box, an alarm sounded and it would throw up massive clouds of glitter.", ">\n\nYES! AND BALLOONS!! Enough with the balloon releases and glitter bombs!!", ">\n\nI would have to argue that balloons are worse than glitter. At least from an environmental, less-waste perspective.", ">\n\nBalloons are an eco nightmare and I wish we could ban them... But glitter sucks too.", ">\n\nGlitter is the herpes of the craft world. I would be happy to never see it again", ">\n\nThis post is just an I hate glitter circle jerk. We all hate glitter", ">\n\nMark Rober gets a pass.", ">\n\nIf your only argument is based on microplastics, you need to find a better one lol", ">\n\nDidn't even have to read the post. Every mom everywhere agrees with you", ">\n\nWe have 4 kids and respectfully disagree", ">\n\n✨ I absolutely love glitter and if I could I would sprinkle it everywhere I went. I think this world would be a better place if there was more glitter in random places. ✨", ">\n\nlike your liver?\nmmm microplastics in liver", ">\n\nYes, I do. But I'll take my chances. Something has to be the cause of our death. Imagine if we were so scared of anything that may kill us, that we avoided doing anything. That's not living. If I die of glitter, I'll be okay with that.", ">\n\nI'm also ok with you dieing from glitter; myself, not so much.", ">\n\nBut I'm okay with you dieing from glitter.", ">\n\nHoly shit yes. \nFuck glitter. Shit should be flat out illegal!", ">\n\nI absolutely hate glitter on anything, crafting, makeup, clothes. The shit is ugly as f", ">\n\ni like glitter", ">", ">\n\nSomeone needs to invent biodegradable glitter ASAP", ">\n\nIt has existed for years now...", ">\n\nBut glitter tastes so good", ">\n\nYou mean with lipstick right? RIGHT??", ">\n\nMhmm sure! Yeah with lipstick, not...just plain glitter, totally!", ">\n\nGlitter is probably the worst thing to happen at the university I attended, because grad pics needed glitter and god forbid you clean up after your shoot.", ">\n\nPopular opinion!", ">\n\nnot only aesthetically lame but terrible for literally everyone and the environment", ">\n\nDoesnt even look good tbh", ">\n\nbiodegradable glitter is great! Balloons need to go if you are getting rid of glitter.", ">\n\nGot a bunch on me at Christmas from gift bags", ">\n\nBut how else would women figure out their husbands were at a strip club?", ">\n\nWho ever inventer and created glitter better die. Or is dead but yet glitter isnt yet. Fk", ">\n\nIt’s so pretty tho…", ">\n\nIs Glitter your mom's name?", ">\n\nI despite it as well", ">\n\nI was on some various drugs a couple weeks ago with my best bud. He randomly decided to blow a fistful of glitter directly into my face when I wasn’t paying attention. Needless to say I wasn’t amused. And two weeks later I’m still finding glitter around my room.", ">\n\nHow do you feel about edible or biodegradable glitter?", ">\n\nI did laundry today. I what was in the lint trap? Glitter", ">\n\nWhy do you people hate fun?", ">\n\nGlitter should dissolve in water and be good for plants/grass", ">\n\nIdgaf I love glitter", ">\n\nmmm I see an incredible amount of people bitch about glitter all the time. I think you have the popular opinion and I actually have the unpopular one for liking it lol.", ">\n\nOh I thought you were talking about the movie in which case I was going to say that’s not so unpopular.", ">\n\nGlitter: the herpes of arts & crafts", ">\n\nIt’s literally fancy dust, but it’s fun!", ">\n\nGlitter is the herpes of the craft world.", ">\n\nI spilled glitter in one of my tool bags 6 years ago and I am still finding bits. It's a disease that infects you and never get cured.", ">\n\nBiodegradable glitter?", ">\n\nyou know there is biodegradable glitter. it's made from seaweed.", ">\n\nPlastic glitter, yes. That's why we need more widely available biodegradable glitter, as in you should have to go hunting for an obscure store to find plastic glitter and it should be the more expensive option. You can have my edible glitter when you pry it from my cold, dead fingers!", ">\n\nComing from a dollar tree employee, you have spoken directly to my heart", ">\n\nLoose glitter, sure. Secured glitter is fine", ">\n\nI totally agree with you. But I don't think this is an unpopular opinion. No upvote for you.\nWe recently made some glitter slime at our house, however.", ">\n\nPeople could stop buying it all together but they would still make it.\nAppearantly there is some mystery company that buys like 80% of the world's glitter but Big Glitter won't tell us who because there is a confidentiality agreement and they want me to go insane because I will never know who is buying all the glitter and WHY!", ">\n\nIt’s Disney. (I have no idea but the glitter mess all over the Magic Kingdom is awful).", ">\n\nI have a coworker who makes a birthday board for our office every month and always uses glitter. There is now just permanently ingrained glitter on the desk, on the phone, on the floor, on everything. No amount of lysol or mopping or whatever else will get it. Infuriating.", ">\n\nGlitter is an ecological disaster.", ">\n\nWho cares? The minuscule amount of plastics left behind because of a bit of glitter is negligible", ">\n\nA friend of mine once said that glitter is the ‘herpes of arts and crafts’", ">\n\nPretty but agree", ">\n\nI just don't like glitter. Some glitter won't harm many people BUT GOD ITS SO ANNOYING! Never asked for you to stuff your gift with SHRAPNEL", ">\n\nBog standard super popular opinion. Are you a bot, or just living under a rock?", ">\n\nIf you can, you should definitely buy biodegradable glitter at sprinkles instead and then you don't have to worry obout microplastic", ">\n\nPlastic bags have been banned at most places for years where I live (Santa Cruz, CA). Only paper bags are available (with very few exceptions), and they cost 25 cents. \nBut I reused plastic bags all the time. Not so with paper bags, which often break during first use. I shoved plastic bags in my purse and didn’t have to remember to carry them in to the store like standard reusable bags. I’d get 5+ uses out of them. They also double as a handy bag you can stuff in your pocket when hiking, in case you come across any tasty mushrooms (a common occurrence for me!).\nBut glitter? I see that very rarely. Unless the ‘90s-style face glitter I used as a preteen has come back into fashion (which it may well have; I don’t know any teenagers).", ">\n\nWe gonna kill trees to make paper straws?", ">\n\nClap, clap, clap, white elephant party's everywhere. Til next year for revenge purposes.", ">\n\nHad a Christmas party at work I was still sweeping it up months later it got everywhere. After that the boss had a no glitter policy after that.", ">\n\nWhat did Mariah carey do to you?", ">\n\nYou say that because you don’t know Brazil’s carnival. Our outfits are entirely based on glitter. Sometimes only glitter in fact.", ">\n\nNot an unpopular opinion\nI just went through 2 days of trying to remove that bs from my jeans and a laptop bag because of a gift bag....it's still embedded into both even after trying to use a lint roller and laundry. What is the point of glitter when ppl can just use paint or ribbons..", ">\n\nIt's certainly true that the use of plastic products, including greeting cards and wrapping paper, can contribute to the problem of plastic pollution. Microplastics, which are small plastic particles that are 5 millimeters in size or smaller, can be found in a variety of products and can end up in the environment, where they can have negative impacts on wildlife and ecosystems. Reducing our use of plastic products can help to mitigate this problem.", ">\n\nFun fact: the biggest buyer of glitter by far is likely the US DoD, though they don’t actually divulge who they are. The glitter in chaff is most likely just the stuff you can buy at a craft store.", ">\n\nEverytime they get on my hands a puppy cries", ">\n\n90 % of waste plasitc is caused by like a dozen companies and is all pre consumer. Your hatred of glitter isnt unpopular, and banning glitter wont meaningfully impact the fight against microplastics.\nHoneatly a basic bitch take. Milktoast to the highest magnitude. The horseshoe theory of mediocre takes.", ">\n\ni strongly agree", ">\n\nWife bought glitter covered Christmas decoration nonsense, can’t get it out of the back-seat of the car, children’s booster seats or carpet. Glitter should be forbidden bylaw, seriously where is the petition! That stuff is evil.", ">\n\nDon’t tell us tell the strippers", ">\n\nThere isn’t a punishment great enough for whoever made that stuff", ">\n\nI dont know why everyone hates glitter so much but still uses it so much in pranks and other things.\nIm not an arts and crafts person so geass people love it for that. But most i see people use it for is to prank people with", ">\n\nI second you in this opinion. I hate glitter with all my heart", ">\n\nYes!! Glitter is the worst thing ever!!", ">\n\nDown-voted because I'm fairly certain most sane persons (and males) agree with you.", ">\n\nI used to have a serious phobia from glitter in 3rd grade 😭", ">\n\nSir, you wound me🤣🤣🤣", ">\n\nThe Macca's paper straws are properly shit. Fuck the turtles, they can just evolve to not need to breathe.", ">\n\nLOVE glitter, but I use biodegradable or dissolvable glitter I agree plastic glitter should be done with.", ">\n\nI read this post several times a year, who out here is still using glitter?! Damned boomers.", ">\n\nI don't think this is an unpopular opinion. A lot of people, myself included, hate that shit and it's a nightmare to clean up. Spill some on a carpet or rug, and it'll never leave." ]

[ "Glitter is the herpes of the crafting world", ">\n\nMy sister used to say this, she actually mailed our aunt a joke card filled with glitter designed to gently explode upon opening. When our aunt called our house, my sister just told her she gave her “glitter herpes” to remember her by. Six years latter, our aunt still finds little shiny specs on her couch and shag carpeting.", ">\n\nI'm so sorry to hear about your sister. I assume your aunt murdered her?", ">\n\nI'm sorry to hear Marcus's auntie still keeps shag carpeting. So much the worse for the glitter too.", ">\n\nYou got that wrong, Marcus's auntie keeps shagging carpets", ">\n\nMunch munch munch", ">\n\nDrove Uber, woman dropped a handful of glitter in the back seats, pissed I wouldn’t make a pit stop I guess. Didn’t notice, quick pick up of two nicely dressed women all in black on the way to a church service for their elderly mom. They noticed after sitting down in it. Still took the ride. I wanted to die seeing their black sparkly butts go up the church walk. Screw glitter and all who use it.", ">\n\nI'm not a huge fan of glitter, but biodegradable glitter does exist and is common. I think non-biodegradable glitter should stop being used though.", ">\n\nIt still gets EVERYWHERE", ">\n\nI don’t like sand", ">\n\nIt's coarse and rough and irritating", ">\n\nNot like here. Here everything is soft, and smooth.", ">\n\nRepeat after me kids:\nGLITTER IS LITTER", ">\n\nG-litter\nGlorious litter \nIt's pretty\nIt's still litter.", ">\n\n\"pretty to look at\" is as good as glitter gets", ">\n\nOf course. No one told you to eat it", ">\n\nA lot of times it contains heavy metals too", ">\n\nNo wonder those bands in the 80s used to use a lot of it", ">\n\nGlitter is the herpes of the rock world.", ">\n\nI think herpes was still the herpes of the rock world back then... poor Pam.", ">\n\nGlitter is not allowed in my house \nI allowed it once and still can find traces of it to this day....", ">\n\nI had a phone case with glitter. The thing busted months ago and I'm STILL finding traces of it", ">\n\nI will assault anyone who thinks it’s funny to give me a glitter bomb as a joke gift", ">\n\nGlitter bombs are only acceptable for cheating exes", ">\n\nAnd porch pirates", ">\n\nI saw a prank video about that on YouTube", ">\n\nYeah Mark Rober did it for 5 years, pretty epic prank", ">\n\nAs someone who just wore an all glitter dress I got for Christmas to an out of state function, I hate glitter. I burned the dress after I got home. Literally everywhere I went I left a trail of glitter and I felt like the biggest asshole on the planet. I went to go potty and the stall looked like someone murdered a glitter pixie. I don't think this is unpopular.", ">\n\nPotty? Grow up", ">\n\n/r/gatekeeping", ">\n\nPerhaps the most banal version of it.", ">\n\n\"Critics who treat 'adult' as a term of approval, instead of as a merely descriptive term, cannot be adult themselves. To be concerned about being grown up, to admire the grown up because it is grown up, to blush at the suspicion of being childish; these things are the marks of childhood and adolescence. And in childhood and adolescence they are, in moderation, healthy symptoms. Young things ought to want to grow. But to carry on into middle life or even into early manhood this concern about being adult is a mark of really arrested development. When I was ten, I read fairy tales in secret and would have been ashamed if I had been found doing so. Now that I am fifty I read them openly. When I became a man I put away childish things, including the fear of childishness and the desire to be very grown up.\" -- C.S. Lewis", ">\n\nAnd that's why I bought bio degradable glitter. I freaking love sparkles but the planet is important. There's also edible glitter that I plan on getting eventually.", ">\n\nIts fun. But you'll definitely spill some and find it everywhere for a few weeks. Not as bad as regular glitter tho. And your poop looks fancy for a day.\nBut: Biodegradable is a lie, usually. It's only biodegradable under VERY specific circumstances that are not met in a landfill or even most bio waste composting plants. Burning it works just fine :D", ">\n\nThis is popular as fuck", ">\n\nThe fact that glitter both exists and is used says otherwise.", ">\n\nI exist and am used, but I'm not popular.", ">\n\nBut are you biodegradable?", ">\n\nEverything except my bones.", ">\n\nGlitter is terrible. Now, sparkly stuff that doesn't bleed onto everything is okay and enjoyable. But glitter that leaks onto everything and never goes away is so bad", ">\n\nIm like a crow.. i need the shiny in my life", ">\n\nSAME", ">\n\nThe largest purchaser of glitter worldwide actively hides the fact that they are the largest purchaser of glitter worldwide", ">\n\nHow are you going to put me out there like that?", ">\n\nSorry De_Nilla the world has to know what you use all of it for", ">\n\nMy 6 year old could not disagree with this comment more strongly.", ">\n\nMy 4 year old too. \nShe dropped a tiny little tub of glitter on the floor (yay Christmas presents!) in the dining room and even after sweeping and hoovering the floor is SPARKLY!", ">\n\nyou could turn on a good old fashioned Kirby, leave it running in one spot for a century, pick it up and it will still sparkle under it", ">\n\nGlitter is a horrific abomination and if any type of plastic should be banned, it should be glitter.", ">\n\nI see your point. But it is oh so wonderful to send an enemy a glitter bomb.", ">\n\nPeople actually have enemies? And fantasize about vengeful antics?\nI really need to get out more", ">\n\nI would say this is the most popular opinion ever posted on this thread. NO ONE is coming out in support of glitter.", ">\n\ni support glitter 😂", ">\n\nDownvote this person into oblivion ☝️", ">\n\nThats a downvote for you! Glitter rules!", ">\n\nI hope you get it stuck in your hard to reach places!", ">\n\nAnd you have a life with no happy sparklies!", ">\n\nNGL, I don't even care about the whole micro plastics thing that much, I just hate the mess it leaves in general, seems the second a kid spills glitter in a house you're going to be finding little specs of glitter all around the place until the end of time. (or the building burns down, whatever is first) Even with effort to clean it up some always manages to remain. \nThink a good way of telling if a house was ever owned by a family with kids is just to have a good look at the gaps between floor boards, skirting and what not, any glitter and you know kids have likely been there.", ">\n\nI'm an artist who works with glitter and resin, and you're all absolutely correct. It's a plague, and I love it. Studio floors are gorgeous, but it gets places I haven't been, ever. It's in my boyfriends welding helmet, and that doesn't come home.", ">\n\nI have 3 daughters and especially when they were younger it seemed like there was glitter everywhere in our house. Well I get a call from my sister who was part angry part couldn't stop laughing. I had given her some leftover infant diapers we had, and she was at the doctors with her recently born son.\nDuring the check up she saw a strange look come over the Docs face, concerned she moved to see what was going on and was horrified to see her sons balls sparkling with glitter.\nGlitter is trash, and gets EVERYWHERE.", ">\n\nWe buy stupid vinyl records that are damage the first time you use them, instead of CDs. CD s are just music delivery system. People buy non stick pans, which are disposable, as opposed to a stainless steel pans which will out last your grandchildren. People buy expensive cell phones that you throw out when the battery is dead. I have five working computers, that they turned off the operating systems. They say people buy fast fashion. Hell, I can't but anything else. I can live with the glitter.", ">\n\nI had my MacBook for 10 years. Still worked perfectly. But I couldn’t update it anymore. Roughly 6 months later, none of the apps I was trying to run would work anymore. So I had to get a new one. I didn’t need a new one. It was annoying. I like my current MacBook but I’m annoyed that I even have to have it.", ">\n\nthis sub needs an update it's littered with popular opinions", ">\n\nThe things people will do for karma.\nAnd people admit knowing the rules and upvoting when they agree", ">\n\nBioglitter ftw", ">\n\nNo glitter, ftmfw", ">\n\nWhy do you hate fun", ">\n\nWhy do you choose to be the way you are?", ">\n\nGlitter is the middle of sequins\nEdit: get rid of both", ">\n\nI love glitter. They shine and shimmer", ">\n\ndid something concerning glitter happen to you recently lol? jusk askin", ">\n\nOP is probably another victim of the glitter boobytrap.", ">\n\ni’m a raver so reading these comments is just painful 😭😭😭😭", ">\n\nBuy the bio/eco-friendly glitter! I use it for music festivals and love it.", ">\n\ngood idea 😊😊😊", ">\n\nWhen I need to use glitter, I'm buying a biodegradable one. Problem solved", ">\n\nI think it's funny that every time I go to a music festival the people who say they love the planet the most are the first to throw glitter and chemical glow sticks like it's going out of style.", ">\n\nI go to music festivals and love face glitter, but I buy the bio/eco glitter that is made from algae. Not trying to be confrontational with you, just don't want you to think that everyone who loves to sparkle hates the environment.", ">\n\nI hate both", ">\n\nThis isn't an unpopular opinion....\nIDK if you've seen Good Mythical Morning, but they had glitter on the show ONCE and then instituted a serious, company-wide policy of banning glitter completely. Link still looks mad whenever the subject of glitter comes up.", ">\n\nPREACH", ">\n\nCheck your mailbox (there is a glitter bomb)", ">\n\nCards that play music are electronic waste", ">\n\nI agree. Easy downvote.", ">", ">\n\nlol is reddit supoosed to be an imageboard now? whats with the image replies", ">", ">\n\nThis is 10/10 not an upopular opinion. It’s is literally the herpes of the arts and crafts world. Nobody wants it, but of COURSE somebody has it, and they usually don’t tell you about it until it’s too late, and once you have it it’s impossible to get rid of.", ">\n\nThat's a great analogy. Even though I love glitter", ">\n\nI teach little children. I absolutely love glitter!", ">\n\nFantastic read for anyone interested. \nWhat Is Glitter? By Caity Weaver for The New York Times", ">\n\nBiodegradable glitter", ">\n\nbiggest sigh known to man", ">\n\nI don’t do much craft, but me and all the other performers I know are using biodegradable glitter products now.", ">\n\nDon’t get me started on edible glitter…", ">\n\nThis girl I'm talking to said \"give me your arm\" I was watching TV so I just obliged, she rubbed my whole arm with a brush that got loads of glitter on my skin. \"Now you sparkle like me\" was all I got when I asked why on earth I would want that.", ">\n\nGlitter is the STI of the arts and crafts world", ">\n\nOn what planet is this unpopular?", ">\n\nMercury, the surface temperature permanently fuses the glitter with everything it touches", ">\n\nI agree, but I use biodegradable glitter. I wish I could ditch it but I’m a rave girl, so that’s simply not an option…😏", ">\n\nSame goes for filling party balloons with helium. Literally taking a finite resource and filling a piece of trash with it.", ">\n\nI hope someone glitterbombs you", ">\n\nI hope someone glitter bombs me.", ">\n\nI like glitter. I'm man enough to say it", ">\n\nIs this Opposite Day in r/unpopularopinion? \nr/unpopularopinion glitter is the best, closely followed by sand.", ">\n\nIt is always opposite day here.\nAny actual unpopular opinions were banned a long time ago, try mentioning weight or race and chances are the mods will automatically ban it.", ">\n\nI despise glitter, it gets EVERYWHERE, and it sticks too. I just do my best to avoid it", ">\n\nI love the look of glitter. I love the biodegradable stuff but the price is insane and to buy craft is so cheap and easy. It's disappointing. I have a cup that's covered in glitter the best part is it sealed in and does shed everywhere.", ">\n\nI smell this opinion getting deleted from a mile away", ">\n\nCan we use glitter for scammers and people who steal packages?", ">\n\nI remember seeing videos of this man who made this box which used GPS and hidden cameras on all sides to catch porch pirates. When the person took the packaging off the box, an alarm sounded and it would throw up massive clouds of glitter.", ">\n\nYES! AND BALLOONS!! Enough with the balloon releases and glitter bombs!!", ">\n\nI would have to argue that balloons are worse than glitter. At least from an environmental, less-waste perspective.", ">\n\nBalloons are an eco nightmare and I wish we could ban them... But glitter sucks too.", ">\n\nGlitter is the herpes of the craft world. I would be happy to never see it again", ">\n\nThis post is just an I hate glitter circle jerk. We all hate glitter", ">\n\nMark Rober gets a pass.", ">\n\nIf your only argument is based on microplastics, you need to find a better one lol", ">\n\nDidn't even have to read the post. Every mom everywhere agrees with you", ">\n\nWe have 4 kids and respectfully disagree", ">\n\n✨ I absolutely love glitter and if I could I would sprinkle it everywhere I went. I think this world would be a better place if there was more glitter in random places. ✨", ">\n\nlike your liver?\nmmm microplastics in liver", ">\n\nYes, I do. But I'll take my chances. Something has to be the cause of our death. Imagine if we were so scared of anything that may kill us, that we avoided doing anything. That's not living. If I die of glitter, I'll be okay with that.", ">\n\nI'm also ok with you dieing from glitter; myself, not so much.", ">\n\nBut I'm okay with you dieing from glitter.", ">\n\nHoly shit yes. \nFuck glitter. Shit should be flat out illegal!", ">\n\nI absolutely hate glitter on anything, crafting, makeup, clothes. The shit is ugly as f", ">\n\ni like glitter", ">", ">\n\nSomeone needs to invent biodegradable glitter ASAP", ">\n\nIt has existed for years now...", ">\n\nBut glitter tastes so good", ">\n\nYou mean with lipstick right? RIGHT??", ">\n\nMhmm sure! Yeah with lipstick, not...just plain glitter, totally!", ">\n\nGlitter is probably the worst thing to happen at the university I attended, because grad pics needed glitter and god forbid you clean up after your shoot.", ">\n\nPopular opinion!", ">\n\nnot only aesthetically lame but terrible for literally everyone and the environment", ">\n\nDoesnt even look good tbh", ">\n\nbiodegradable glitter is great! Balloons need to go if you are getting rid of glitter.", ">\n\nGot a bunch on me at Christmas from gift bags", ">\n\nBut how else would women figure out their husbands were at a strip club?", ">\n\nWho ever inventer and created glitter better die. Or is dead but yet glitter isnt yet. Fk", ">\n\nIt’s so pretty tho…", ">\n\nIs Glitter your mom's name?", ">\n\nI despite it as well", ">\n\nI was on some various drugs a couple weeks ago with my best bud. He randomly decided to blow a fistful of glitter directly into my face when I wasn’t paying attention. Needless to say I wasn’t amused. And two weeks later I’m still finding glitter around my room.", ">\n\nHow do you feel about edible or biodegradable glitter?", ">\n\nI did laundry today. I what was in the lint trap? Glitter", ">\n\nWhy do you people hate fun?", ">\n\nGlitter should dissolve in water and be good for plants/grass", ">\n\nIdgaf I love glitter", ">\n\nmmm I see an incredible amount of people bitch about glitter all the time. I think you have the popular opinion and I actually have the unpopular one for liking it lol.", ">\n\nOh I thought you were talking about the movie in which case I was going to say that’s not so unpopular.", ">\n\nGlitter: the herpes of arts & crafts", ">\n\nIt’s literally fancy dust, but it’s fun!", ">\n\nGlitter is the herpes of the craft world.", ">\n\nI spilled glitter in one of my tool bags 6 years ago and I am still finding bits. It's a disease that infects you and never get cured.", ">\n\nBiodegradable glitter?", ">\n\nyou know there is biodegradable glitter. it's made from seaweed.", ">\n\nPlastic glitter, yes. That's why we need more widely available biodegradable glitter, as in you should have to go hunting for an obscure store to find plastic glitter and it should be the more expensive option. You can have my edible glitter when you pry it from my cold, dead fingers!", ">\n\nComing from a dollar tree employee, you have spoken directly to my heart", ">\n\nLoose glitter, sure. Secured glitter is fine", ">\n\nI totally agree with you. But I don't think this is an unpopular opinion. No upvote for you.\nWe recently made some glitter slime at our house, however.", ">\n\nPeople could stop buying it all together but they would still make it.\nAppearantly there is some mystery company that buys like 80% of the world's glitter but Big Glitter won't tell us who because there is a confidentiality agreement and they want me to go insane because I will never know who is buying all the glitter and WHY!", ">\n\nIt’s Disney. (I have no idea but the glitter mess all over the Magic Kingdom is awful).", ">\n\nI have a coworker who makes a birthday board for our office every month and always uses glitter. There is now just permanently ingrained glitter on the desk, on the phone, on the floor, on everything. No amount of lysol or mopping or whatever else will get it. Infuriating.", ">\n\nGlitter is an ecological disaster.", ">\n\nWho cares? The minuscule amount of plastics left behind because of a bit of glitter is negligible", ">\n\nA friend of mine once said that glitter is the ‘herpes of arts and crafts’", ">\n\nPretty but agree", ">\n\nI just don't like glitter. Some glitter won't harm many people BUT GOD ITS SO ANNOYING! Never asked for you to stuff your gift with SHRAPNEL", ">\n\nBog standard super popular opinion. Are you a bot, or just living under a rock?", ">\n\nIf you can, you should definitely buy biodegradable glitter at sprinkles instead and then you don't have to worry obout microplastic", ">\n\nPlastic bags have been banned at most places for years where I live (Santa Cruz, CA). Only paper bags are available (with very few exceptions), and they cost 25 cents. \nBut I reused plastic bags all the time. Not so with paper bags, which often break during first use. I shoved plastic bags in my purse and didn’t have to remember to carry them in to the store like standard reusable bags. I’d get 5+ uses out of them. They also double as a handy bag you can stuff in your pocket when hiking, in case you come across any tasty mushrooms (a common occurrence for me!).\nBut glitter? I see that very rarely. Unless the ‘90s-style face glitter I used as a preteen has come back into fashion (which it may well have; I don’t know any teenagers).", ">\n\nWe gonna kill trees to make paper straws?", ">\n\nClap, clap, clap, white elephant party's everywhere. Til next year for revenge purposes.", ">\n\nHad a Christmas party at work I was still sweeping it up months later it got everywhere. After that the boss had a no glitter policy after that.", ">\n\nWhat did Mariah carey do to you?", ">\n\nYou say that because you don’t know Brazil’s carnival. Our outfits are entirely based on glitter. Sometimes only glitter in fact.", ">\n\nNot an unpopular opinion\nI just went through 2 days of trying to remove that bs from my jeans and a laptop bag because of a gift bag....it's still embedded into both even after trying to use a lint roller and laundry. What is the point of glitter when ppl can just use paint or ribbons..", ">\n\nIt's certainly true that the use of plastic products, including greeting cards and wrapping paper, can contribute to the problem of plastic pollution. Microplastics, which are small plastic particles that are 5 millimeters in size or smaller, can be found in a variety of products and can end up in the environment, where they can have negative impacts on wildlife and ecosystems. Reducing our use of plastic products can help to mitigate this problem.", ">\n\nFun fact: the biggest buyer of glitter by far is likely the US DoD, though they don’t actually divulge who they are. The glitter in chaff is most likely just the stuff you can buy at a craft store.", ">\n\nEverytime they get on my hands a puppy cries", ">\n\n90 % of waste plasitc is caused by like a dozen companies and is all pre consumer. Your hatred of glitter isnt unpopular, and banning glitter wont meaningfully impact the fight against microplastics.\nHoneatly a basic bitch take. Milktoast to the highest magnitude. The horseshoe theory of mediocre takes.", ">\n\ni strongly agree", ">\n\nWife bought glitter covered Christmas decoration nonsense, can’t get it out of the back-seat of the car, children’s booster seats or carpet. Glitter should be forbidden bylaw, seriously where is the petition! That stuff is evil.", ">\n\nDon’t tell us tell the strippers", ">\n\nThere isn’t a punishment great enough for whoever made that stuff", ">\n\nI dont know why everyone hates glitter so much but still uses it so much in pranks and other things.\nIm not an arts and crafts person so geass people love it for that. But most i see people use it for is to prank people with", ">\n\nI second you in this opinion. I hate glitter with all my heart", ">\n\nYes!! Glitter is the worst thing ever!!", ">\n\nDown-voted because I'm fairly certain most sane persons (and males) agree with you.", ">\n\nI used to have a serious phobia from glitter in 3rd grade 😭", ">\n\nSir, you wound me🤣🤣🤣", ">\n\nThe Macca's paper straws are properly shit. Fuck the turtles, they can just evolve to not need to breathe.", ">\n\nLOVE glitter, but I use biodegradable or dissolvable glitter I agree plastic glitter should be done with.", ">\n\nI read this post several times a year, who out here is still using glitter?! Damned boomers.", ">\n\nI don't think this is an unpopular opinion. A lot of people, myself included, hate that shit and it's a nightmare to clean up. Spill some on a carpet or rug, and it'll never leave.", ">\n\nGlitter is the devils creations, ugh." ]

[ "Glitter is the herpes of the crafting world", ">\n\nMy sister used to say this, she actually mailed our aunt a joke card filled with glitter designed to gently explode upon opening. When our aunt called our house, my sister just told her she gave her “glitter herpes” to remember her by. Six years latter, our aunt still finds little shiny specs on her couch and shag carpeting.", ">\n\nI'm so sorry to hear about your sister. I assume your aunt murdered her?", ">\n\nI'm sorry to hear Marcus's auntie still keeps shag carpeting. So much the worse for the glitter too.", ">\n\nYou got that wrong, Marcus's auntie keeps shagging carpets", ">\n\nMunch munch munch", ">\n\nDrove Uber, woman dropped a handful of glitter in the back seats, pissed I wouldn’t make a pit stop I guess. Didn’t notice, quick pick up of two nicely dressed women all in black on the way to a church service for their elderly mom. They noticed after sitting down in it. Still took the ride. I wanted to die seeing their black sparkly butts go up the church walk. Screw glitter and all who use it.", ">\n\nI'm not a huge fan of glitter, but biodegradable glitter does exist and is common. I think non-biodegradable glitter should stop being used though.", ">\n\nIt still gets EVERYWHERE", ">\n\nI don’t like sand", ">\n\nIt's coarse and rough and irritating", ">\n\nNot like here. Here everything is soft, and smooth.", ">\n\nRepeat after me kids:\nGLITTER IS LITTER", ">\n\nG-litter\nGlorious litter \nIt's pretty\nIt's still litter.", ">\n\n\"pretty to look at\" is as good as glitter gets", ">\n\nOf course. No one told you to eat it", ">\n\nA lot of times it contains heavy metals too", ">\n\nNo wonder those bands in the 80s used to use a lot of it", ">\n\nGlitter is the herpes of the rock world.", ">\n\nI think herpes was still the herpes of the rock world back then... poor Pam.", ">\n\nGlitter is not allowed in my house \nI allowed it once and still can find traces of it to this day....", ">\n\nI had a phone case with glitter. The thing busted months ago and I'm STILL finding traces of it", ">\n\nI will assault anyone who thinks it’s funny to give me a glitter bomb as a joke gift", ">\n\nGlitter bombs are only acceptable for cheating exes", ">\n\nAnd porch pirates", ">\n\nI saw a prank video about that on YouTube", ">\n\nYeah Mark Rober did it for 5 years, pretty epic prank", ">\n\nAs someone who just wore an all glitter dress I got for Christmas to an out of state function, I hate glitter. I burned the dress after I got home. Literally everywhere I went I left a trail of glitter and I felt like the biggest asshole on the planet. I went to go potty and the stall looked like someone murdered a glitter pixie. I don't think this is unpopular.", ">\n\nPotty? Grow up", ">\n\n/r/gatekeeping", ">\n\nPerhaps the most banal version of it.", ">\n\n\"Critics who treat 'adult' as a term of approval, instead of as a merely descriptive term, cannot be adult themselves. To be concerned about being grown up, to admire the grown up because it is grown up, to blush at the suspicion of being childish; these things are the marks of childhood and adolescence. And in childhood and adolescence they are, in moderation, healthy symptoms. Young things ought to want to grow. But to carry on into middle life or even into early manhood this concern about being adult is a mark of really arrested development. When I was ten, I read fairy tales in secret and would have been ashamed if I had been found doing so. Now that I am fifty I read them openly. When I became a man I put away childish things, including the fear of childishness and the desire to be very grown up.\" -- C.S. Lewis", ">\n\nAnd that's why I bought bio degradable glitter. I freaking love sparkles but the planet is important. There's also edible glitter that I plan on getting eventually.", ">\n\nIts fun. But you'll definitely spill some and find it everywhere for a few weeks. Not as bad as regular glitter tho. And your poop looks fancy for a day.\nBut: Biodegradable is a lie, usually. It's only biodegradable under VERY specific circumstances that are not met in a landfill or even most bio waste composting plants. Burning it works just fine :D", ">\n\nThis is popular as fuck", ">\n\nThe fact that glitter both exists and is used says otherwise.", ">\n\nI exist and am used, but I'm not popular.", ">\n\nBut are you biodegradable?", ">\n\nEverything except my bones.", ">\n\nGlitter is terrible. Now, sparkly stuff that doesn't bleed onto everything is okay and enjoyable. But glitter that leaks onto everything and never goes away is so bad", ">\n\nIm like a crow.. i need the shiny in my life", ">\n\nSAME", ">\n\nThe largest purchaser of glitter worldwide actively hides the fact that they are the largest purchaser of glitter worldwide", ">\n\nHow are you going to put me out there like that?", ">\n\nSorry De_Nilla the world has to know what you use all of it for", ">\n\nMy 6 year old could not disagree with this comment more strongly.", ">\n\nMy 4 year old too. \nShe dropped a tiny little tub of glitter on the floor (yay Christmas presents!) in the dining room and even after sweeping and hoovering the floor is SPARKLY!", ">\n\nyou could turn on a good old fashioned Kirby, leave it running in one spot for a century, pick it up and it will still sparkle under it", ">\n\nGlitter is a horrific abomination and if any type of plastic should be banned, it should be glitter.", ">\n\nI see your point. But it is oh so wonderful to send an enemy a glitter bomb.", ">\n\nPeople actually have enemies? And fantasize about vengeful antics?\nI really need to get out more", ">\n\nI would say this is the most popular opinion ever posted on this thread. NO ONE is coming out in support of glitter.", ">\n\ni support glitter 😂", ">\n\nDownvote this person into oblivion ☝️", ">\n\nThats a downvote for you! Glitter rules!", ">\n\nI hope you get it stuck in your hard to reach places!", ">\n\nAnd you have a life with no happy sparklies!", ">\n\nNGL, I don't even care about the whole micro plastics thing that much, I just hate the mess it leaves in general, seems the second a kid spills glitter in a house you're going to be finding little specs of glitter all around the place until the end of time. (or the building burns down, whatever is first) Even with effort to clean it up some always manages to remain. \nThink a good way of telling if a house was ever owned by a family with kids is just to have a good look at the gaps between floor boards, skirting and what not, any glitter and you know kids have likely been there.", ">\n\nI'm an artist who works with glitter and resin, and you're all absolutely correct. It's a plague, and I love it. Studio floors are gorgeous, but it gets places I haven't been, ever. It's in my boyfriends welding helmet, and that doesn't come home.", ">\n\nI have 3 daughters and especially when they were younger it seemed like there was glitter everywhere in our house. Well I get a call from my sister who was part angry part couldn't stop laughing. I had given her some leftover infant diapers we had, and she was at the doctors with her recently born son.\nDuring the check up she saw a strange look come over the Docs face, concerned she moved to see what was going on and was horrified to see her sons balls sparkling with glitter.\nGlitter is trash, and gets EVERYWHERE.", ">\n\nWe buy stupid vinyl records that are damage the first time you use them, instead of CDs. CD s are just music delivery system. People buy non stick pans, which are disposable, as opposed to a stainless steel pans which will out last your grandchildren. People buy expensive cell phones that you throw out when the battery is dead. I have five working computers, that they turned off the operating systems. They say people buy fast fashion. Hell, I can't but anything else. I can live with the glitter.", ">\n\nI had my MacBook for 10 years. Still worked perfectly. But I couldn’t update it anymore. Roughly 6 months later, none of the apps I was trying to run would work anymore. So I had to get a new one. I didn’t need a new one. It was annoying. I like my current MacBook but I’m annoyed that I even have to have it.", ">\n\nthis sub needs an update it's littered with popular opinions", ">\n\nThe things people will do for karma.\nAnd people admit knowing the rules and upvoting when they agree", ">\n\nBioglitter ftw", ">\n\nNo glitter, ftmfw", ">\n\nWhy do you hate fun", ">\n\nWhy do you choose to be the way you are?", ">\n\nGlitter is the middle of sequins\nEdit: get rid of both", ">\n\nI love glitter. They shine and shimmer", ">\n\ndid something concerning glitter happen to you recently lol? jusk askin", ">\n\nOP is probably another victim of the glitter boobytrap.", ">\n\ni’m a raver so reading these comments is just painful 😭😭😭😭", ">\n\nBuy the bio/eco-friendly glitter! I use it for music festivals and love it.", ">\n\ngood idea 😊😊😊", ">\n\nWhen I need to use glitter, I'm buying a biodegradable one. Problem solved", ">\n\nI think it's funny that every time I go to a music festival the people who say they love the planet the most are the first to throw glitter and chemical glow sticks like it's going out of style.", ">\n\nI go to music festivals and love face glitter, but I buy the bio/eco glitter that is made from algae. Not trying to be confrontational with you, just don't want you to think that everyone who loves to sparkle hates the environment.", ">\n\nI hate both", ">\n\nThis isn't an unpopular opinion....\nIDK if you've seen Good Mythical Morning, but they had glitter on the show ONCE and then instituted a serious, company-wide policy of banning glitter completely. Link still looks mad whenever the subject of glitter comes up.", ">\n\nPREACH", ">\n\nCheck your mailbox (there is a glitter bomb)", ">\n\nCards that play music are electronic waste", ">\n\nI agree. Easy downvote.", ">", ">\n\nlol is reddit supoosed to be an imageboard now? whats with the image replies", ">", ">\n\nThis is 10/10 not an upopular opinion. It’s is literally the herpes of the arts and crafts world. Nobody wants it, but of COURSE somebody has it, and they usually don’t tell you about it until it’s too late, and once you have it it’s impossible to get rid of.", ">\n\nThat's a great analogy. Even though I love glitter", ">\n\nI teach little children. I absolutely love glitter!", ">\n\nFantastic read for anyone interested. \nWhat Is Glitter? By Caity Weaver for The New York Times", ">\n\nBiodegradable glitter", ">\n\nbiggest sigh known to man", ">\n\nI don’t do much craft, but me and all the other performers I know are using biodegradable glitter products now.", ">\n\nDon’t get me started on edible glitter…", ">\n\nThis girl I'm talking to said \"give me your arm\" I was watching TV so I just obliged, she rubbed my whole arm with a brush that got loads of glitter on my skin. \"Now you sparkle like me\" was all I got when I asked why on earth I would want that.", ">\n\nGlitter is the STI of the arts and crafts world", ">\n\nOn what planet is this unpopular?", ">\n\nMercury, the surface temperature permanently fuses the glitter with everything it touches", ">\n\nI agree, but I use biodegradable glitter. I wish I could ditch it but I’m a rave girl, so that’s simply not an option…😏", ">\n\nSame goes for filling party balloons with helium. Literally taking a finite resource and filling a piece of trash with it.", ">\n\nI hope someone glitterbombs you", ">\n\nI hope someone glitter bombs me.", ">\n\nI like glitter. I'm man enough to say it", ">\n\nIs this Opposite Day in r/unpopularopinion? \nr/unpopularopinion glitter is the best, closely followed by sand.", ">\n\nIt is always opposite day here.\nAny actual unpopular opinions were banned a long time ago, try mentioning weight or race and chances are the mods will automatically ban it.", ">\n\nI despise glitter, it gets EVERYWHERE, and it sticks too. I just do my best to avoid it", ">\n\nI love the look of glitter. I love the biodegradable stuff but the price is insane and to buy craft is so cheap and easy. It's disappointing. I have a cup that's covered in glitter the best part is it sealed in and does shed everywhere.", ">\n\nI smell this opinion getting deleted from a mile away", ">\n\nCan we use glitter for scammers and people who steal packages?", ">\n\nI remember seeing videos of this man who made this box which used GPS and hidden cameras on all sides to catch porch pirates. When the person took the packaging off the box, an alarm sounded and it would throw up massive clouds of glitter.", ">\n\nYES! AND BALLOONS!! Enough with the balloon releases and glitter bombs!!", ">\n\nI would have to argue that balloons are worse than glitter. At least from an environmental, less-waste perspective.", ">\n\nBalloons are an eco nightmare and I wish we could ban them... But glitter sucks too.", ">\n\nGlitter is the herpes of the craft world. I would be happy to never see it again", ">\n\nThis post is just an I hate glitter circle jerk. We all hate glitter", ">\n\nMark Rober gets a pass.", ">\n\nIf your only argument is based on microplastics, you need to find a better one lol", ">\n\nDidn't even have to read the post. Every mom everywhere agrees with you", ">\n\nWe have 4 kids and respectfully disagree", ">\n\n✨ I absolutely love glitter and if I could I would sprinkle it everywhere I went. I think this world would be a better place if there was more glitter in random places. ✨", ">\n\nlike your liver?\nmmm microplastics in liver", ">\n\nYes, I do. But I'll take my chances. Something has to be the cause of our death. Imagine if we were so scared of anything that may kill us, that we avoided doing anything. That's not living. If I die of glitter, I'll be okay with that.", ">\n\nI'm also ok with you dieing from glitter; myself, not so much.", ">\n\nBut I'm okay with you dieing from glitter.", ">\n\nHoly shit yes. \nFuck glitter. Shit should be flat out illegal!", ">\n\nI absolutely hate glitter on anything, crafting, makeup, clothes. The shit is ugly as f", ">\n\ni like glitter", ">", ">\n\nSomeone needs to invent biodegradable glitter ASAP", ">\n\nIt has existed for years now...", ">\n\nBut glitter tastes so good", ">\n\nYou mean with lipstick right? RIGHT??", ">\n\nMhmm sure! Yeah with lipstick, not...just plain glitter, totally!", ">\n\nGlitter is probably the worst thing to happen at the university I attended, because grad pics needed glitter and god forbid you clean up after your shoot.", ">\n\nPopular opinion!", ">\n\nnot only aesthetically lame but terrible for literally everyone and the environment", ">\n\nDoesnt even look good tbh", ">\n\nbiodegradable glitter is great! Balloons need to go if you are getting rid of glitter.", ">\n\nGot a bunch on me at Christmas from gift bags", ">\n\nBut how else would women figure out their husbands were at a strip club?", ">\n\nWho ever inventer and created glitter better die. Or is dead but yet glitter isnt yet. Fk", ">\n\nIt’s so pretty tho…", ">\n\nIs Glitter your mom's name?", ">\n\nI despite it as well", ">\n\nI was on some various drugs a couple weeks ago with my best bud. He randomly decided to blow a fistful of glitter directly into my face when I wasn’t paying attention. Needless to say I wasn’t amused. And two weeks later I’m still finding glitter around my room.", ">\n\nHow do you feel about edible or biodegradable glitter?", ">\n\nI did laundry today. I what was in the lint trap? Glitter", ">\n\nWhy do you people hate fun?", ">\n\nGlitter should dissolve in water and be good for plants/grass", ">\n\nIdgaf I love glitter", ">\n\nmmm I see an incredible amount of people bitch about glitter all the time. I think you have the popular opinion and I actually have the unpopular one for liking it lol.", ">\n\nOh I thought you were talking about the movie in which case I was going to say that’s not so unpopular.", ">\n\nGlitter: the herpes of arts & crafts", ">\n\nIt’s literally fancy dust, but it’s fun!", ">\n\nGlitter is the herpes of the craft world.", ">\n\nI spilled glitter in one of my tool bags 6 years ago and I am still finding bits. It's a disease that infects you and never get cured.", ">\n\nBiodegradable glitter?", ">\n\nyou know there is biodegradable glitter. it's made from seaweed.", ">\n\nPlastic glitter, yes. That's why we need more widely available biodegradable glitter, as in you should have to go hunting for an obscure store to find plastic glitter and it should be the more expensive option. You can have my edible glitter when you pry it from my cold, dead fingers!", ">\n\nComing from a dollar tree employee, you have spoken directly to my heart", ">\n\nLoose glitter, sure. Secured glitter is fine", ">\n\nI totally agree with you. But I don't think this is an unpopular opinion. No upvote for you.\nWe recently made some glitter slime at our house, however.", ">\n\nPeople could stop buying it all together but they would still make it.\nAppearantly there is some mystery company that buys like 80% of the world's glitter but Big Glitter won't tell us who because there is a confidentiality agreement and they want me to go insane because I will never know who is buying all the glitter and WHY!", ">\n\nIt’s Disney. (I have no idea but the glitter mess all over the Magic Kingdom is awful).", ">\n\nI have a coworker who makes a birthday board for our office every month and always uses glitter. There is now just permanently ingrained glitter on the desk, on the phone, on the floor, on everything. No amount of lysol or mopping or whatever else will get it. Infuriating.", ">\n\nGlitter is an ecological disaster.", ">\n\nWho cares? The minuscule amount of plastics left behind because of a bit of glitter is negligible", ">\n\nA friend of mine once said that glitter is the ‘herpes of arts and crafts’", ">\n\nPretty but agree", ">\n\nI just don't like glitter. Some glitter won't harm many people BUT GOD ITS SO ANNOYING! Never asked for you to stuff your gift with SHRAPNEL", ">\n\nBog standard super popular opinion. Are you a bot, or just living under a rock?", ">\n\nIf you can, you should definitely buy biodegradable glitter at sprinkles instead and then you don't have to worry obout microplastic", ">\n\nPlastic bags have been banned at most places for years where I live (Santa Cruz, CA). Only paper bags are available (with very few exceptions), and they cost 25 cents. \nBut I reused plastic bags all the time. Not so with paper bags, which often break during first use. I shoved plastic bags in my purse and didn’t have to remember to carry them in to the store like standard reusable bags. I’d get 5+ uses out of them. They also double as a handy bag you can stuff in your pocket when hiking, in case you come across any tasty mushrooms (a common occurrence for me!).\nBut glitter? I see that very rarely. Unless the ‘90s-style face glitter I used as a preteen has come back into fashion (which it may well have; I don’t know any teenagers).", ">\n\nWe gonna kill trees to make paper straws?", ">\n\nClap, clap, clap, white elephant party's everywhere. Til next year for revenge purposes.", ">\n\nHad a Christmas party at work I was still sweeping it up months later it got everywhere. After that the boss had a no glitter policy after that.", ">\n\nWhat did Mariah carey do to you?", ">\n\nYou say that because you don’t know Brazil’s carnival. Our outfits are entirely based on glitter. Sometimes only glitter in fact.", ">\n\nNot an unpopular opinion\nI just went through 2 days of trying to remove that bs from my jeans and a laptop bag because of a gift bag....it's still embedded into both even after trying to use a lint roller and laundry. What is the point of glitter when ppl can just use paint or ribbons..", ">\n\nIt's certainly true that the use of plastic products, including greeting cards and wrapping paper, can contribute to the problem of plastic pollution. Microplastics, which are small plastic particles that are 5 millimeters in size or smaller, can be found in a variety of products and can end up in the environment, where they can have negative impacts on wildlife and ecosystems. Reducing our use of plastic products can help to mitigate this problem.", ">\n\nFun fact: the biggest buyer of glitter by far is likely the US DoD, though they don’t actually divulge who they are. The glitter in chaff is most likely just the stuff you can buy at a craft store.", ">\n\nEverytime they get on my hands a puppy cries", ">\n\n90 % of waste plasitc is caused by like a dozen companies and is all pre consumer. Your hatred of glitter isnt unpopular, and banning glitter wont meaningfully impact the fight against microplastics.\nHoneatly a basic bitch take. Milktoast to the highest magnitude. The horseshoe theory of mediocre takes.", ">\n\ni strongly agree", ">\n\nWife bought glitter covered Christmas decoration nonsense, can’t get it out of the back-seat of the car, children’s booster seats or carpet. Glitter should be forbidden bylaw, seriously where is the petition! That stuff is evil.", ">\n\nDon’t tell us tell the strippers", ">\n\nThere isn’t a punishment great enough for whoever made that stuff", ">\n\nI dont know why everyone hates glitter so much but still uses it so much in pranks and other things.\nIm not an arts and crafts person so geass people love it for that. But most i see people use it for is to prank people with", ">\n\nI second you in this opinion. I hate glitter with all my heart", ">\n\nYes!! Glitter is the worst thing ever!!", ">\n\nDown-voted because I'm fairly certain most sane persons (and males) agree with you.", ">\n\nI used to have a serious phobia from glitter in 3rd grade 😭", ">\n\nSir, you wound me🤣🤣🤣", ">\n\nThe Macca's paper straws are properly shit. Fuck the turtles, they can just evolve to not need to breathe.", ">\n\nLOVE glitter, but I use biodegradable or dissolvable glitter I agree plastic glitter should be done with.", ">\n\nI read this post several times a year, who out here is still using glitter?! Damned boomers.", ">\n\nI don't think this is an unpopular opinion. A lot of people, myself included, hate that shit and it's a nightmare to clean up. Spill some on a carpet or rug, and it'll never leave.", ">\n\nGlitter is the devils creations, ugh.", ">\n\nbut it grants you a x2 boost to whatever field you're standing in" ]

[ "Glitter is the herpes of the crafting world", ">\n\nMy sister used to say this, she actually mailed our aunt a joke card filled with glitter designed to gently explode upon opening. When our aunt called our house, my sister just told her she gave her “glitter herpes” to remember her by. Six years latter, our aunt still finds little shiny specs on her couch and shag carpeting.", ">\n\nI'm so sorry to hear about your sister. I assume your aunt murdered her?", ">\n\nI'm sorry to hear Marcus's auntie still keeps shag carpeting. So much the worse for the glitter too.", ">\n\nYou got that wrong, Marcus's auntie keeps shagging carpets", ">\n\nMunch munch munch", ">\n\nDrove Uber, woman dropped a handful of glitter in the back seats, pissed I wouldn’t make a pit stop I guess. Didn’t notice, quick pick up of two nicely dressed women all in black on the way to a church service for their elderly mom. They noticed after sitting down in it. Still took the ride. I wanted to die seeing their black sparkly butts go up the church walk. Screw glitter and all who use it.", ">\n\nI'm not a huge fan of glitter, but biodegradable glitter does exist and is common. I think non-biodegradable glitter should stop being used though.", ">\n\nIt still gets EVERYWHERE", ">\n\nI don’t like sand", ">\n\nIt's coarse and rough and irritating", ">\n\nNot like here. Here everything is soft, and smooth.", ">\n\nRepeat after me kids:\nGLITTER IS LITTER", ">\n\nG-litter\nGlorious litter \nIt's pretty\nIt's still litter.", ">\n\n\"pretty to look at\" is as good as glitter gets", ">\n\nOf course. No one told you to eat it", ">\n\nA lot of times it contains heavy metals too", ">\n\nNo wonder those bands in the 80s used to use a lot of it", ">\n\nGlitter is the herpes of the rock world.", ">\n\nI think herpes was still the herpes of the rock world back then... poor Pam.", ">\n\nGlitter is not allowed in my house \nI allowed it once and still can find traces of it to this day....", ">\n\nI had a phone case with glitter. The thing busted months ago and I'm STILL finding traces of it", ">\n\nI will assault anyone who thinks it’s funny to give me a glitter bomb as a joke gift", ">\n\nGlitter bombs are only acceptable for cheating exes", ">\n\nAnd porch pirates", ">\n\nI saw a prank video about that on YouTube", ">\n\nYeah Mark Rober did it for 5 years, pretty epic prank", ">\n\nAs someone who just wore an all glitter dress I got for Christmas to an out of state function, I hate glitter. I burned the dress after I got home. Literally everywhere I went I left a trail of glitter and I felt like the biggest asshole on the planet. I went to go potty and the stall looked like someone murdered a glitter pixie. I don't think this is unpopular.", ">\n\nPotty? Grow up", ">\n\n/r/gatekeeping", ">\n\nPerhaps the most banal version of it.", ">\n\n\"Critics who treat 'adult' as a term of approval, instead of as a merely descriptive term, cannot be adult themselves. To be concerned about being grown up, to admire the grown up because it is grown up, to blush at the suspicion of being childish; these things are the marks of childhood and adolescence. And in childhood and adolescence they are, in moderation, healthy symptoms. Young things ought to want to grow. But to carry on into middle life or even into early manhood this concern about being adult is a mark of really arrested development. When I was ten, I read fairy tales in secret and would have been ashamed if I had been found doing so. Now that I am fifty I read them openly. When I became a man I put away childish things, including the fear of childishness and the desire to be very grown up.\" -- C.S. Lewis", ">\n\nAnd that's why I bought bio degradable glitter. I freaking love sparkles but the planet is important. There's also edible glitter that I plan on getting eventually.", ">\n\nIts fun. But you'll definitely spill some and find it everywhere for a few weeks. Not as bad as regular glitter tho. And your poop looks fancy for a day.\nBut: Biodegradable is a lie, usually. It's only biodegradable under VERY specific circumstances that are not met in a landfill or even most bio waste composting plants. Burning it works just fine :D", ">\n\nThis is popular as fuck", ">\n\nThe fact that glitter both exists and is used says otherwise.", ">\n\nI exist and am used, but I'm not popular.", ">\n\nBut are you biodegradable?", ">\n\nEverything except my bones.", ">\n\nGlitter is terrible. Now, sparkly stuff that doesn't bleed onto everything is okay and enjoyable. But glitter that leaks onto everything and never goes away is so bad", ">\n\nIm like a crow.. i need the shiny in my life", ">\n\nSAME", ">\n\nThe largest purchaser of glitter worldwide actively hides the fact that they are the largest purchaser of glitter worldwide", ">\n\nHow are you going to put me out there like that?", ">\n\nSorry De_Nilla the world has to know what you use all of it for", ">\n\nMy 6 year old could not disagree with this comment more strongly.", ">\n\nMy 4 year old too. \nShe dropped a tiny little tub of glitter on the floor (yay Christmas presents!) in the dining room and even after sweeping and hoovering the floor is SPARKLY!", ">\n\nyou could turn on a good old fashioned Kirby, leave it running in one spot for a century, pick it up and it will still sparkle under it", ">\n\nGlitter is a horrific abomination and if any type of plastic should be banned, it should be glitter.", ">\n\nI see your point. But it is oh so wonderful to send an enemy a glitter bomb.", ">\n\nPeople actually have enemies? And fantasize about vengeful antics?\nI really need to get out more", ">\n\nI would say this is the most popular opinion ever posted on this thread. NO ONE is coming out in support of glitter.", ">\n\ni support glitter 😂", ">\n\nDownvote this person into oblivion ☝️", ">\n\nThats a downvote for you! Glitter rules!", ">\n\nI hope you get it stuck in your hard to reach places!", ">\n\nAnd you have a life with no happy sparklies!", ">\n\nNGL, I don't even care about the whole micro plastics thing that much, I just hate the mess it leaves in general, seems the second a kid spills glitter in a house you're going to be finding little specs of glitter all around the place until the end of time. (or the building burns down, whatever is first) Even with effort to clean it up some always manages to remain. \nThink a good way of telling if a house was ever owned by a family with kids is just to have a good look at the gaps between floor boards, skirting and what not, any glitter and you know kids have likely been there.", ">\n\nI'm an artist who works with glitter and resin, and you're all absolutely correct. It's a plague, and I love it. Studio floors are gorgeous, but it gets places I haven't been, ever. It's in my boyfriends welding helmet, and that doesn't come home.", ">\n\nI have 3 daughters and especially when they were younger it seemed like there was glitter everywhere in our house. Well I get a call from my sister who was part angry part couldn't stop laughing. I had given her some leftover infant diapers we had, and she was at the doctors with her recently born son.\nDuring the check up she saw a strange look come over the Docs face, concerned she moved to see what was going on and was horrified to see her sons balls sparkling with glitter.\nGlitter is trash, and gets EVERYWHERE.", ">\n\nWe buy stupid vinyl records that are damage the first time you use them, instead of CDs. CD s are just music delivery system. People buy non stick pans, which are disposable, as opposed to a stainless steel pans which will out last your grandchildren. People buy expensive cell phones that you throw out when the battery is dead. I have five working computers, that they turned off the operating systems. They say people buy fast fashion. Hell, I can't but anything else. I can live with the glitter.", ">\n\nI had my MacBook for 10 years. Still worked perfectly. But I couldn’t update it anymore. Roughly 6 months later, none of the apps I was trying to run would work anymore. So I had to get a new one. I didn’t need a new one. It was annoying. I like my current MacBook but I’m annoyed that I even have to have it.", ">\n\nthis sub needs an update it's littered with popular opinions", ">\n\nThe things people will do for karma.\nAnd people admit knowing the rules and upvoting when they agree", ">\n\nBioglitter ftw", ">\n\nNo glitter, ftmfw", ">\n\nWhy do you hate fun", ">\n\nWhy do you choose to be the way you are?", ">\n\nGlitter is the middle of sequins\nEdit: get rid of both", ">\n\nI love glitter. They shine and shimmer", ">\n\ndid something concerning glitter happen to you recently lol? jusk askin", ">\n\nOP is probably another victim of the glitter boobytrap.", ">\n\ni’m a raver so reading these comments is just painful 😭😭😭😭", ">\n\nBuy the bio/eco-friendly glitter! I use it for music festivals and love it.", ">\n\ngood idea 😊😊😊", ">\n\nWhen I need to use glitter, I'm buying a biodegradable one. Problem solved", ">\n\nI think it's funny that every time I go to a music festival the people who say they love the planet the most are the first to throw glitter and chemical glow sticks like it's going out of style.", ">\n\nI go to music festivals and love face glitter, but I buy the bio/eco glitter that is made from algae. Not trying to be confrontational with you, just don't want you to think that everyone who loves to sparkle hates the environment.", ">\n\nI hate both", ">\n\nThis isn't an unpopular opinion....\nIDK if you've seen Good Mythical Morning, but they had glitter on the show ONCE and then instituted a serious, company-wide policy of banning glitter completely. Link still looks mad whenever the subject of glitter comes up.", ">\n\nPREACH", ">\n\nCheck your mailbox (there is a glitter bomb)", ">\n\nCards that play music are electronic waste", ">\n\nI agree. Easy downvote.", ">", ">\n\nlol is reddit supoosed to be an imageboard now? whats with the image replies", ">", ">\n\nThis is 10/10 not an upopular opinion. It’s is literally the herpes of the arts and crafts world. Nobody wants it, but of COURSE somebody has it, and they usually don’t tell you about it until it’s too late, and once you have it it’s impossible to get rid of.", ">\n\nThat's a great analogy. Even though I love glitter", ">\n\nI teach little children. I absolutely love glitter!", ">\n\nFantastic read for anyone interested. \nWhat Is Glitter? By Caity Weaver for The New York Times", ">\n\nBiodegradable glitter", ">\n\nbiggest sigh known to man", ">\n\nI don’t do much craft, but me and all the other performers I know are using biodegradable glitter products now.", ">\n\nDon’t get me started on edible glitter…", ">\n\nThis girl I'm talking to said \"give me your arm\" I was watching TV so I just obliged, she rubbed my whole arm with a brush that got loads of glitter on my skin. \"Now you sparkle like me\" was all I got when I asked why on earth I would want that.", ">\n\nGlitter is the STI of the arts and crafts world", ">\n\nOn what planet is this unpopular?", ">\n\nMercury, the surface temperature permanently fuses the glitter with everything it touches", ">\n\nI agree, but I use biodegradable glitter. I wish I could ditch it but I’m a rave girl, so that’s simply not an option…😏", ">\n\nSame goes for filling party balloons with helium. Literally taking a finite resource and filling a piece of trash with it.", ">\n\nI hope someone glitterbombs you", ">\n\nI hope someone glitter bombs me.", ">\n\nI like glitter. I'm man enough to say it", ">\n\nIs this Opposite Day in r/unpopularopinion? \nr/unpopularopinion glitter is the best, closely followed by sand.", ">\n\nIt is always opposite day here.\nAny actual unpopular opinions were banned a long time ago, try mentioning weight or race and chances are the mods will automatically ban it.", ">\n\nI despise glitter, it gets EVERYWHERE, and it sticks too. I just do my best to avoid it", ">\n\nI love the look of glitter. I love the biodegradable stuff but the price is insane and to buy craft is so cheap and easy. It's disappointing. I have a cup that's covered in glitter the best part is it sealed in and does shed everywhere.", ">\n\nI smell this opinion getting deleted from a mile away", ">\n\nCan we use glitter for scammers and people who steal packages?", ">\n\nI remember seeing videos of this man who made this box which used GPS and hidden cameras on all sides to catch porch pirates. When the person took the packaging off the box, an alarm sounded and it would throw up massive clouds of glitter.", ">\n\nYES! AND BALLOONS!! Enough with the balloon releases and glitter bombs!!", ">\n\nI would have to argue that balloons are worse than glitter. At least from an environmental, less-waste perspective.", ">\n\nBalloons are an eco nightmare and I wish we could ban them... But glitter sucks too.", ">\n\nGlitter is the herpes of the craft world. I would be happy to never see it again", ">\n\nThis post is just an I hate glitter circle jerk. We all hate glitter", ">\n\nMark Rober gets a pass.", ">\n\nIf your only argument is based on microplastics, you need to find a better one lol", ">\n\nDidn't even have to read the post. Every mom everywhere agrees with you", ">\n\nWe have 4 kids and respectfully disagree", ">\n\n✨ I absolutely love glitter and if I could I would sprinkle it everywhere I went. I think this world would be a better place if there was more glitter in random places. ✨", ">\n\nlike your liver?\nmmm microplastics in liver", ">\n\nYes, I do. But I'll take my chances. Something has to be the cause of our death. Imagine if we were so scared of anything that may kill us, that we avoided doing anything. That's not living. If I die of glitter, I'll be okay with that.", ">\n\nI'm also ok with you dieing from glitter; myself, not so much.", ">\n\nBut I'm okay with you dieing from glitter.", ">\n\nHoly shit yes. \nFuck glitter. Shit should be flat out illegal!", ">\n\nI absolutely hate glitter on anything, crafting, makeup, clothes. The shit is ugly as f", ">\n\ni like glitter", ">", ">\n\nSomeone needs to invent biodegradable glitter ASAP", ">\n\nIt has existed for years now...", ">\n\nBut glitter tastes so good", ">\n\nYou mean with lipstick right? RIGHT??", ">\n\nMhmm sure! Yeah with lipstick, not...just plain glitter, totally!", ">\n\nGlitter is probably the worst thing to happen at the university I attended, because grad pics needed glitter and god forbid you clean up after your shoot.", ">\n\nPopular opinion!", ">\n\nnot only aesthetically lame but terrible for literally everyone and the environment", ">\n\nDoesnt even look good tbh", ">\n\nbiodegradable glitter is great! Balloons need to go if you are getting rid of glitter.", ">\n\nGot a bunch on me at Christmas from gift bags", ">\n\nBut how else would women figure out their husbands were at a strip club?", ">\n\nWho ever inventer and created glitter better die. Or is dead but yet glitter isnt yet. Fk", ">\n\nIt’s so pretty tho…", ">\n\nIs Glitter your mom's name?", ">\n\nI despite it as well", ">\n\nI was on some various drugs a couple weeks ago with my best bud. He randomly decided to blow a fistful of glitter directly into my face when I wasn’t paying attention. Needless to say I wasn’t amused. And two weeks later I’m still finding glitter around my room.", ">\n\nHow do you feel about edible or biodegradable glitter?", ">\n\nI did laundry today. I what was in the lint trap? Glitter", ">\n\nWhy do you people hate fun?", ">\n\nGlitter should dissolve in water and be good for plants/grass", ">\n\nIdgaf I love glitter", ">\n\nmmm I see an incredible amount of people bitch about glitter all the time. I think you have the popular opinion and I actually have the unpopular one for liking it lol.", ">\n\nOh I thought you were talking about the movie in which case I was going to say that’s not so unpopular.", ">\n\nGlitter: the herpes of arts & crafts", ">\n\nIt’s literally fancy dust, but it’s fun!", ">\n\nGlitter is the herpes of the craft world.", ">\n\nI spilled glitter in one of my tool bags 6 years ago and I am still finding bits. It's a disease that infects you and never get cured.", ">\n\nBiodegradable glitter?", ">\n\nyou know there is biodegradable glitter. it's made from seaweed.", ">\n\nPlastic glitter, yes. That's why we need more widely available biodegradable glitter, as in you should have to go hunting for an obscure store to find plastic glitter and it should be the more expensive option. You can have my edible glitter when you pry it from my cold, dead fingers!", ">\n\nComing from a dollar tree employee, you have spoken directly to my heart", ">\n\nLoose glitter, sure. Secured glitter is fine", ">\n\nI totally agree with you. But I don't think this is an unpopular opinion. No upvote for you.\nWe recently made some glitter slime at our house, however.", ">\n\nPeople could stop buying it all together but they would still make it.\nAppearantly there is some mystery company that buys like 80% of the world's glitter but Big Glitter won't tell us who because there is a confidentiality agreement and they want me to go insane because I will never know who is buying all the glitter and WHY!", ">\n\nIt’s Disney. (I have no idea but the glitter mess all over the Magic Kingdom is awful).", ">\n\nI have a coworker who makes a birthday board for our office every month and always uses glitter. There is now just permanently ingrained glitter on the desk, on the phone, on the floor, on everything. No amount of lysol or mopping or whatever else will get it. Infuriating.", ">\n\nGlitter is an ecological disaster.", ">\n\nWho cares? The minuscule amount of plastics left behind because of a bit of glitter is negligible", ">\n\nA friend of mine once said that glitter is the ‘herpes of arts and crafts’", ">\n\nPretty but agree", ">\n\nI just don't like glitter. Some glitter won't harm many people BUT GOD ITS SO ANNOYING! Never asked for you to stuff your gift with SHRAPNEL", ">\n\nBog standard super popular opinion. Are you a bot, or just living under a rock?", ">\n\nIf you can, you should definitely buy biodegradable glitter at sprinkles instead and then you don't have to worry obout microplastic", ">\n\nPlastic bags have been banned at most places for years where I live (Santa Cruz, CA). Only paper bags are available (with very few exceptions), and they cost 25 cents. \nBut I reused plastic bags all the time. Not so with paper bags, which often break during first use. I shoved plastic bags in my purse and didn’t have to remember to carry them in to the store like standard reusable bags. I’d get 5+ uses out of them. They also double as a handy bag you can stuff in your pocket when hiking, in case you come across any tasty mushrooms (a common occurrence for me!).\nBut glitter? I see that very rarely. Unless the ‘90s-style face glitter I used as a preteen has come back into fashion (which it may well have; I don’t know any teenagers).", ">\n\nWe gonna kill trees to make paper straws?", ">\n\nClap, clap, clap, white elephant party's everywhere. Til next year for revenge purposes.", ">\n\nHad a Christmas party at work I was still sweeping it up months later it got everywhere. After that the boss had a no glitter policy after that.", ">\n\nWhat did Mariah carey do to you?", ">\n\nYou say that because you don’t know Brazil’s carnival. Our outfits are entirely based on glitter. Sometimes only glitter in fact.", ">\n\nNot an unpopular opinion\nI just went through 2 days of trying to remove that bs from my jeans and a laptop bag because of a gift bag....it's still embedded into both even after trying to use a lint roller and laundry. What is the point of glitter when ppl can just use paint or ribbons..", ">\n\nIt's certainly true that the use of plastic products, including greeting cards and wrapping paper, can contribute to the problem of plastic pollution. Microplastics, which are small plastic particles that are 5 millimeters in size or smaller, can be found in a variety of products and can end up in the environment, where they can have negative impacts on wildlife and ecosystems. Reducing our use of plastic products can help to mitigate this problem.", ">\n\nFun fact: the biggest buyer of glitter by far is likely the US DoD, though they don’t actually divulge who they are. The glitter in chaff is most likely just the stuff you can buy at a craft store.", ">\n\nEverytime they get on my hands a puppy cries", ">\n\n90 % of waste plasitc is caused by like a dozen companies and is all pre consumer. Your hatred of glitter isnt unpopular, and banning glitter wont meaningfully impact the fight against microplastics.\nHoneatly a basic bitch take. Milktoast to the highest magnitude. The horseshoe theory of mediocre takes.", ">\n\ni strongly agree", ">\n\nWife bought glitter covered Christmas decoration nonsense, can’t get it out of the back-seat of the car, children’s booster seats or carpet. Glitter should be forbidden bylaw, seriously where is the petition! That stuff is evil.", ">\n\nDon’t tell us tell the strippers", ">\n\nThere isn’t a punishment great enough for whoever made that stuff", ">\n\nI dont know why everyone hates glitter so much but still uses it so much in pranks and other things.\nIm not an arts and crafts person so geass people love it for that. But most i see people use it for is to prank people with", ">\n\nI second you in this opinion. I hate glitter with all my heart", ">\n\nYes!! Glitter is the worst thing ever!!", ">\n\nDown-voted because I'm fairly certain most sane persons (and males) agree with you.", ">\n\nI used to have a serious phobia from glitter in 3rd grade 😭", ">\n\nSir, you wound me🤣🤣🤣", ">\n\nThe Macca's paper straws are properly shit. Fuck the turtles, they can just evolve to not need to breathe.", ">\n\nLOVE glitter, but I use biodegradable or dissolvable glitter I agree plastic glitter should be done with.", ">\n\nI read this post several times a year, who out here is still using glitter?! Damned boomers.", ">\n\nI don't think this is an unpopular opinion. A lot of people, myself included, hate that shit and it's a nightmare to clean up. Spill some on a carpet or rug, and it'll never leave.", ">\n\nGlitter is the devils creations, ugh.", ">\n\nbut it grants you a x2 boost to whatever field you're standing in", ">\n\nHAHAHA I just told someone at my wifes families christmas party to get away from me with that mess, It never really goes away, 20 years later i will walk by and notice a glint in the carpet and it will be that crazy gold glitter her cousin wore on her face.\nI guess your opinion is more popular than you might think! However her entire family tree would disagree, but grandma dont know how to use the internets lol" ]

[ "Glitter is the herpes of the crafting world", ">\n\nMy sister used to say this, she actually mailed our aunt a joke card filled with glitter designed to gently explode upon opening. When our aunt called our house, my sister just told her she gave her “glitter herpes” to remember her by. Six years latter, our aunt still finds little shiny specs on her couch and shag carpeting.", ">\n\nI'm so sorry to hear about your sister. I assume your aunt murdered her?", ">\n\nI'm sorry to hear Marcus's auntie still keeps shag carpeting. So much the worse for the glitter too.", ">\n\nYou got that wrong, Marcus's auntie keeps shagging carpets", ">\n\nMunch munch munch", ">\n\nDrove Uber, woman dropped a handful of glitter in the back seats, pissed I wouldn’t make a pit stop I guess. Didn’t notice, quick pick up of two nicely dressed women all in black on the way to a church service for their elderly mom. They noticed after sitting down in it. Still took the ride. I wanted to die seeing their black sparkly butts go up the church walk. Screw glitter and all who use it.", ">\n\nI'm not a huge fan of glitter, but biodegradable glitter does exist and is common. I think non-biodegradable glitter should stop being used though.", ">\n\nIt still gets EVERYWHERE", ">\n\nI don’t like sand", ">\n\nIt's coarse and rough and irritating", ">\n\nNot like here. Here everything is soft, and smooth.", ">\n\nRepeat after me kids:\nGLITTER IS LITTER", ">\n\nG-litter\nGlorious litter \nIt's pretty\nIt's still litter.", ">\n\n\"pretty to look at\" is as good as glitter gets", ">\n\nOf course. No one told you to eat it", ">\n\nA lot of times it contains heavy metals too", ">\n\nNo wonder those bands in the 80s used to use a lot of it", ">\n\nGlitter is the herpes of the rock world.", ">\n\nI think herpes was still the herpes of the rock world back then... poor Pam.", ">\n\nGlitter is not allowed in my house \nI allowed it once and still can find traces of it to this day....", ">\n\nI had a phone case with glitter. The thing busted months ago and I'm STILL finding traces of it", ">\n\nI will assault anyone who thinks it’s funny to give me a glitter bomb as a joke gift", ">\n\nGlitter bombs are only acceptable for cheating exes", ">\n\nAnd porch pirates", ">\n\nI saw a prank video about that on YouTube", ">\n\nYeah Mark Rober did it for 5 years, pretty epic prank", ">\n\nAs someone who just wore an all glitter dress I got for Christmas to an out of state function, I hate glitter. I burned the dress after I got home. Literally everywhere I went I left a trail of glitter and I felt like the biggest asshole on the planet. I went to go potty and the stall looked like someone murdered a glitter pixie. I don't think this is unpopular.", ">\n\nPotty? Grow up", ">\n\n/r/gatekeeping", ">\n\nPerhaps the most banal version of it.", ">\n\n\"Critics who treat 'adult' as a term of approval, instead of as a merely descriptive term, cannot be adult themselves. To be concerned about being grown up, to admire the grown up because it is grown up, to blush at the suspicion of being childish; these things are the marks of childhood and adolescence. And in childhood and adolescence they are, in moderation, healthy symptoms. Young things ought to want to grow. But to carry on into middle life or even into early manhood this concern about being adult is a mark of really arrested development. When I was ten, I read fairy tales in secret and would have been ashamed if I had been found doing so. Now that I am fifty I read them openly. When I became a man I put away childish things, including the fear of childishness and the desire to be very grown up.\" -- C.S. Lewis", ">\n\nAnd that's why I bought bio degradable glitter. I freaking love sparkles but the planet is important. There's also edible glitter that I plan on getting eventually.", ">\n\nIts fun. But you'll definitely spill some and find it everywhere for a few weeks. Not as bad as regular glitter tho. And your poop looks fancy for a day.\nBut: Biodegradable is a lie, usually. It's only biodegradable under VERY specific circumstances that are not met in a landfill or even most bio waste composting plants. Burning it works just fine :D", ">\n\nThis is popular as fuck", ">\n\nThe fact that glitter both exists and is used says otherwise.", ">\n\nI exist and am used, but I'm not popular.", ">\n\nBut are you biodegradable?", ">\n\nEverything except my bones.", ">\n\nGlitter is terrible. Now, sparkly stuff that doesn't bleed onto everything is okay and enjoyable. But glitter that leaks onto everything and never goes away is so bad", ">\n\nIm like a crow.. i need the shiny in my life", ">\n\nSAME", ">\n\nThe largest purchaser of glitter worldwide actively hides the fact that they are the largest purchaser of glitter worldwide", ">\n\nHow are you going to put me out there like that?", ">\n\nSorry De_Nilla the world has to know what you use all of it for", ">\n\nMy 6 year old could not disagree with this comment more strongly.", ">\n\nMy 4 year old too. \nShe dropped a tiny little tub of glitter on the floor (yay Christmas presents!) in the dining room and even after sweeping and hoovering the floor is SPARKLY!", ">\n\nyou could turn on a good old fashioned Kirby, leave it running in one spot for a century, pick it up and it will still sparkle under it", ">\n\nGlitter is a horrific abomination and if any type of plastic should be banned, it should be glitter.", ">\n\nI see your point. But it is oh so wonderful to send an enemy a glitter bomb.", ">\n\nPeople actually have enemies? And fantasize about vengeful antics?\nI really need to get out more", ">\n\nI would say this is the most popular opinion ever posted on this thread. NO ONE is coming out in support of glitter.", ">\n\ni support glitter 😂", ">\n\nDownvote this person into oblivion ☝️", ">\n\nThats a downvote for you! Glitter rules!", ">\n\nI hope you get it stuck in your hard to reach places!", ">\n\nAnd you have a life with no happy sparklies!", ">\n\nNGL, I don't even care about the whole micro plastics thing that much, I just hate the mess it leaves in general, seems the second a kid spills glitter in a house you're going to be finding little specs of glitter all around the place until the end of time. (or the building burns down, whatever is first) Even with effort to clean it up some always manages to remain. \nThink a good way of telling if a house was ever owned by a family with kids is just to have a good look at the gaps between floor boards, skirting and what not, any glitter and you know kids have likely been there.", ">\n\nI'm an artist who works with glitter and resin, and you're all absolutely correct. It's a plague, and I love it. Studio floors are gorgeous, but it gets places I haven't been, ever. It's in my boyfriends welding helmet, and that doesn't come home.", ">\n\nI have 3 daughters and especially when they were younger it seemed like there was glitter everywhere in our house. Well I get a call from my sister who was part angry part couldn't stop laughing. I had given her some leftover infant diapers we had, and she was at the doctors with her recently born son.\nDuring the check up she saw a strange look come over the Docs face, concerned she moved to see what was going on and was horrified to see her sons balls sparkling with glitter.\nGlitter is trash, and gets EVERYWHERE.", ">\n\nWe buy stupid vinyl records that are damage the first time you use them, instead of CDs. CD s are just music delivery system. People buy non stick pans, which are disposable, as opposed to a stainless steel pans which will out last your grandchildren. People buy expensive cell phones that you throw out when the battery is dead. I have five working computers, that they turned off the operating systems. They say people buy fast fashion. Hell, I can't but anything else. I can live with the glitter.", ">\n\nI had my MacBook for 10 years. Still worked perfectly. But I couldn’t update it anymore. Roughly 6 months later, none of the apps I was trying to run would work anymore. So I had to get a new one. I didn’t need a new one. It was annoying. I like my current MacBook but I’m annoyed that I even have to have it.", ">\n\nthis sub needs an update it's littered with popular opinions", ">\n\nThe things people will do for karma.\nAnd people admit knowing the rules and upvoting when they agree", ">\n\nBioglitter ftw", ">\n\nNo glitter, ftmfw", ">\n\nWhy do you hate fun", ">\n\nWhy do you choose to be the way you are?", ">\n\nGlitter is the middle of sequins\nEdit: get rid of both", ">\n\nI love glitter. They shine and shimmer", ">\n\ndid something concerning glitter happen to you recently lol? jusk askin", ">\n\nOP is probably another victim of the glitter boobytrap.", ">\n\ni’m a raver so reading these comments is just painful 😭😭😭😭", ">\n\nBuy the bio/eco-friendly glitter! I use it for music festivals and love it.", ">\n\ngood idea 😊😊😊", ">\n\nWhen I need to use glitter, I'm buying a biodegradable one. Problem solved", ">\n\nI think it's funny that every time I go to a music festival the people who say they love the planet the most are the first to throw glitter and chemical glow sticks like it's going out of style.", ">\n\nI go to music festivals and love face glitter, but I buy the bio/eco glitter that is made from algae. Not trying to be confrontational with you, just don't want you to think that everyone who loves to sparkle hates the environment.", ">\n\nI hate both", ">\n\nThis isn't an unpopular opinion....\nIDK if you've seen Good Mythical Morning, but they had glitter on the show ONCE and then instituted a serious, company-wide policy of banning glitter completely. Link still looks mad whenever the subject of glitter comes up.", ">\n\nPREACH", ">\n\nCheck your mailbox (there is a glitter bomb)", ">\n\nCards that play music are electronic waste", ">\n\nI agree. Easy downvote.", ">", ">\n\nlol is reddit supoosed to be an imageboard now? whats with the image replies", ">", ">\n\nThis is 10/10 not an upopular opinion. It’s is literally the herpes of the arts and crafts world. Nobody wants it, but of COURSE somebody has it, and they usually don’t tell you about it until it’s too late, and once you have it it’s impossible to get rid of.", ">\n\nThat's a great analogy. Even though I love glitter", ">\n\nI teach little children. I absolutely love glitter!", ">\n\nFantastic read for anyone interested. \nWhat Is Glitter? By Caity Weaver for The New York Times", ">\n\nBiodegradable glitter", ">\n\nbiggest sigh known to man", ">\n\nI don’t do much craft, but me and all the other performers I know are using biodegradable glitter products now.", ">\n\nDon’t get me started on edible glitter…", ">\n\nThis girl I'm talking to said \"give me your arm\" I was watching TV so I just obliged, she rubbed my whole arm with a brush that got loads of glitter on my skin. \"Now you sparkle like me\" was all I got when I asked why on earth I would want that.", ">\n\nGlitter is the STI of the arts and crafts world", ">\n\nOn what planet is this unpopular?", ">\n\nMercury, the surface temperature permanently fuses the glitter with everything it touches", ">\n\nI agree, but I use biodegradable glitter. I wish I could ditch it but I’m a rave girl, so that’s simply not an option…😏", ">\n\nSame goes for filling party balloons with helium. Literally taking a finite resource and filling a piece of trash with it.", ">\n\nI hope someone glitterbombs you", ">\n\nI hope someone glitter bombs me.", ">\n\nI like glitter. I'm man enough to say it", ">\n\nIs this Opposite Day in r/unpopularopinion? \nr/unpopularopinion glitter is the best, closely followed by sand.", ">\n\nIt is always opposite day here.\nAny actual unpopular opinions were banned a long time ago, try mentioning weight or race and chances are the mods will automatically ban it.", ">\n\nI despise glitter, it gets EVERYWHERE, and it sticks too. I just do my best to avoid it", ">\n\nI love the look of glitter. I love the biodegradable stuff but the price is insane and to buy craft is so cheap and easy. It's disappointing. I have a cup that's covered in glitter the best part is it sealed in and does shed everywhere.", ">\n\nI smell this opinion getting deleted from a mile away", ">\n\nCan we use glitter for scammers and people who steal packages?", ">\n\nI remember seeing videos of this man who made this box which used GPS and hidden cameras on all sides to catch porch pirates. When the person took the packaging off the box, an alarm sounded and it would throw up massive clouds of glitter.", ">\n\nYES! AND BALLOONS!! Enough with the balloon releases and glitter bombs!!", ">\n\nI would have to argue that balloons are worse than glitter. At least from an environmental, less-waste perspective.", ">\n\nBalloons are an eco nightmare and I wish we could ban them... But glitter sucks too.", ">\n\nGlitter is the herpes of the craft world. I would be happy to never see it again", ">\n\nThis post is just an I hate glitter circle jerk. We all hate glitter", ">\n\nMark Rober gets a pass.", ">\n\nIf your only argument is based on microplastics, you need to find a better one lol", ">\n\nDidn't even have to read the post. Every mom everywhere agrees with you", ">\n\nWe have 4 kids and respectfully disagree", ">\n\n✨ I absolutely love glitter and if I could I would sprinkle it everywhere I went. I think this world would be a better place if there was more glitter in random places. ✨", ">\n\nlike your liver?\nmmm microplastics in liver", ">\n\nYes, I do. But I'll take my chances. Something has to be the cause of our death. Imagine if we were so scared of anything that may kill us, that we avoided doing anything. That's not living. If I die of glitter, I'll be okay with that.", ">\n\nI'm also ok with you dieing from glitter; myself, not so much.", ">\n\nBut I'm okay with you dieing from glitter.", ">\n\nHoly shit yes. \nFuck glitter. Shit should be flat out illegal!", ">\n\nI absolutely hate glitter on anything, crafting, makeup, clothes. The shit is ugly as f", ">\n\ni like glitter", ">", ">\n\nSomeone needs to invent biodegradable glitter ASAP", ">\n\nIt has existed for years now...", ">\n\nBut glitter tastes so good", ">\n\nYou mean with lipstick right? RIGHT??", ">\n\nMhmm sure! Yeah with lipstick, not...just plain glitter, totally!", ">\n\nGlitter is probably the worst thing to happen at the university I attended, because grad pics needed glitter and god forbid you clean up after your shoot.", ">\n\nPopular opinion!", ">\n\nnot only aesthetically lame but terrible for literally everyone and the environment", ">\n\nDoesnt even look good tbh", ">\n\nbiodegradable glitter is great! Balloons need to go if you are getting rid of glitter.", ">\n\nGot a bunch on me at Christmas from gift bags", ">\n\nBut how else would women figure out their husbands were at a strip club?", ">\n\nWho ever inventer and created glitter better die. Or is dead but yet glitter isnt yet. Fk", ">\n\nIt’s so pretty tho…", ">\n\nIs Glitter your mom's name?", ">\n\nI despite it as well", ">\n\nI was on some various drugs a couple weeks ago with my best bud. He randomly decided to blow a fistful of glitter directly into my face when I wasn’t paying attention. Needless to say I wasn’t amused. And two weeks later I’m still finding glitter around my room.", ">\n\nHow do you feel about edible or biodegradable glitter?", ">\n\nI did laundry today. I what was in the lint trap? Glitter", ">\n\nWhy do you people hate fun?", ">\n\nGlitter should dissolve in water and be good for plants/grass", ">\n\nIdgaf I love glitter", ">\n\nmmm I see an incredible amount of people bitch about glitter all the time. I think you have the popular opinion and I actually have the unpopular one for liking it lol.", ">\n\nOh I thought you were talking about the movie in which case I was going to say that’s not so unpopular.", ">\n\nGlitter: the herpes of arts & crafts", ">\n\nIt’s literally fancy dust, but it’s fun!", ">\n\nGlitter is the herpes of the craft world.", ">\n\nI spilled glitter in one of my tool bags 6 years ago and I am still finding bits. It's a disease that infects you and never get cured.", ">\n\nBiodegradable glitter?", ">\n\nyou know there is biodegradable glitter. it's made from seaweed.", ">\n\nPlastic glitter, yes. That's why we need more widely available biodegradable glitter, as in you should have to go hunting for an obscure store to find plastic glitter and it should be the more expensive option. You can have my edible glitter when you pry it from my cold, dead fingers!", ">\n\nComing from a dollar tree employee, you have spoken directly to my heart", ">\n\nLoose glitter, sure. Secured glitter is fine", ">\n\nI totally agree with you. But I don't think this is an unpopular opinion. No upvote for you.\nWe recently made some glitter slime at our house, however.", ">\n\nPeople could stop buying it all together but they would still make it.\nAppearantly there is some mystery company that buys like 80% of the world's glitter but Big Glitter won't tell us who because there is a confidentiality agreement and they want me to go insane because I will never know who is buying all the glitter and WHY!", ">\n\nIt’s Disney. (I have no idea but the glitter mess all over the Magic Kingdom is awful).", ">\n\nI have a coworker who makes a birthday board for our office every month and always uses glitter. There is now just permanently ingrained glitter on the desk, on the phone, on the floor, on everything. No amount of lysol or mopping or whatever else will get it. Infuriating.", ">\n\nGlitter is an ecological disaster.", ">\n\nWho cares? The minuscule amount of plastics left behind because of a bit of glitter is negligible", ">\n\nA friend of mine once said that glitter is the ‘herpes of arts and crafts’", ">\n\nPretty but agree", ">\n\nI just don't like glitter. Some glitter won't harm many people BUT GOD ITS SO ANNOYING! Never asked for you to stuff your gift with SHRAPNEL", ">\n\nBog standard super popular opinion. Are you a bot, or just living under a rock?", ">\n\nIf you can, you should definitely buy biodegradable glitter at sprinkles instead and then you don't have to worry obout microplastic", ">\n\nPlastic bags have been banned at most places for years where I live (Santa Cruz, CA). Only paper bags are available (with very few exceptions), and they cost 25 cents. \nBut I reused plastic bags all the time. Not so with paper bags, which often break during first use. I shoved plastic bags in my purse and didn’t have to remember to carry them in to the store like standard reusable bags. I’d get 5+ uses out of them. They also double as a handy bag you can stuff in your pocket when hiking, in case you come across any tasty mushrooms (a common occurrence for me!).\nBut glitter? I see that very rarely. Unless the ‘90s-style face glitter I used as a preteen has come back into fashion (which it may well have; I don’t know any teenagers).", ">\n\nWe gonna kill trees to make paper straws?", ">\n\nClap, clap, clap, white elephant party's everywhere. Til next year for revenge purposes.", ">\n\nHad a Christmas party at work I was still sweeping it up months later it got everywhere. After that the boss had a no glitter policy after that.", ">\n\nWhat did Mariah carey do to you?", ">\n\nYou say that because you don’t know Brazil’s carnival. Our outfits are entirely based on glitter. Sometimes only glitter in fact.", ">\n\nNot an unpopular opinion\nI just went through 2 days of trying to remove that bs from my jeans and a laptop bag because of a gift bag....it's still embedded into both even after trying to use a lint roller and laundry. What is the point of glitter when ppl can just use paint or ribbons..", ">\n\nIt's certainly true that the use of plastic products, including greeting cards and wrapping paper, can contribute to the problem of plastic pollution. Microplastics, which are small plastic particles that are 5 millimeters in size or smaller, can be found in a variety of products and can end up in the environment, where they can have negative impacts on wildlife and ecosystems. Reducing our use of plastic products can help to mitigate this problem.", ">\n\nFun fact: the biggest buyer of glitter by far is likely the US DoD, though they don’t actually divulge who they are. The glitter in chaff is most likely just the stuff you can buy at a craft store.", ">\n\nEverytime they get on my hands a puppy cries", ">\n\n90 % of waste plasitc is caused by like a dozen companies and is all pre consumer. Your hatred of glitter isnt unpopular, and banning glitter wont meaningfully impact the fight against microplastics.\nHoneatly a basic bitch take. Milktoast to the highest magnitude. The horseshoe theory of mediocre takes.", ">\n\ni strongly agree", ">\n\nWife bought glitter covered Christmas decoration nonsense, can’t get it out of the back-seat of the car, children’s booster seats or carpet. Glitter should be forbidden bylaw, seriously where is the petition! That stuff is evil.", ">\n\nDon’t tell us tell the strippers", ">\n\nThere isn’t a punishment great enough for whoever made that stuff", ">\n\nI dont know why everyone hates glitter so much but still uses it so much in pranks and other things.\nIm not an arts and crafts person so geass people love it for that. But most i see people use it for is to prank people with", ">\n\nI second you in this opinion. I hate glitter with all my heart", ">\n\nYes!! Glitter is the worst thing ever!!", ">\n\nDown-voted because I'm fairly certain most sane persons (and males) agree with you.", ">\n\nI used to have a serious phobia from glitter in 3rd grade 😭", ">\n\nSir, you wound me🤣🤣🤣", ">\n\nThe Macca's paper straws are properly shit. Fuck the turtles, they can just evolve to not need to breathe.", ">\n\nLOVE glitter, but I use biodegradable or dissolvable glitter I agree plastic glitter should be done with.", ">\n\nI read this post several times a year, who out here is still using glitter?! Damned boomers.", ">\n\nI don't think this is an unpopular opinion. A lot of people, myself included, hate that shit and it's a nightmare to clean up. Spill some on a carpet or rug, and it'll never leave.", ">\n\nGlitter is the devils creations, ugh.", ">\n\nbut it grants you a x2 boost to whatever field you're standing in", ">\n\nHAHAHA I just told someone at my wifes families christmas party to get away from me with that mess, It never really goes away, 20 years later i will walk by and notice a glint in the carpet and it will be that crazy gold glitter her cousin wore on her face.\nI guess your opinion is more popular than you might think! However her entire family tree would disagree, but grandma dont know how to use the internets lol", ">\n\nI’m always worried about getting that shit in my eyes" ]

[ "Glitter is the herpes of the crafting world", ">\n\nMy sister used to say this, she actually mailed our aunt a joke card filled with glitter designed to gently explode upon opening. When our aunt called our house, my sister just told her she gave her “glitter herpes” to remember her by. Six years latter, our aunt still finds little shiny specs on her couch and shag carpeting.", ">\n\nI'm so sorry to hear about your sister. I assume your aunt murdered her?", ">\n\nI'm sorry to hear Marcus's auntie still keeps shag carpeting. So much the worse for the glitter too.", ">\n\nYou got that wrong, Marcus's auntie keeps shagging carpets", ">\n\nMunch munch munch", ">\n\nDrove Uber, woman dropped a handful of glitter in the back seats, pissed I wouldn’t make a pit stop I guess. Didn’t notice, quick pick up of two nicely dressed women all in black on the way to a church service for their elderly mom. They noticed after sitting down in it. Still took the ride. I wanted to die seeing their black sparkly butts go up the church walk. Screw glitter and all who use it.", ">\n\nI'm not a huge fan of glitter, but biodegradable glitter does exist and is common. I think non-biodegradable glitter should stop being used though.", ">\n\nIt still gets EVERYWHERE", ">\n\nI don’t like sand", ">\n\nIt's coarse and rough and irritating", ">\n\nNot like here. Here everything is soft, and smooth.", ">\n\nRepeat after me kids:\nGLITTER IS LITTER", ">\n\nG-litter\nGlorious litter \nIt's pretty\nIt's still litter.", ">\n\n\"pretty to look at\" is as good as glitter gets", ">\n\nOf course. No one told you to eat it", ">\n\nA lot of times it contains heavy metals too", ">\n\nNo wonder those bands in the 80s used to use a lot of it", ">\n\nGlitter is the herpes of the rock world.", ">\n\nI think herpes was still the herpes of the rock world back then... poor Pam.", ">\n\nGlitter is not allowed in my house \nI allowed it once and still can find traces of it to this day....", ">\n\nI had a phone case with glitter. The thing busted months ago and I'm STILL finding traces of it", ">\n\nI will assault anyone who thinks it’s funny to give me a glitter bomb as a joke gift", ">\n\nGlitter bombs are only acceptable for cheating exes", ">\n\nAnd porch pirates", ">\n\nI saw a prank video about that on YouTube", ">\n\nYeah Mark Rober did it for 5 years, pretty epic prank", ">\n\nAs someone who just wore an all glitter dress I got for Christmas to an out of state function, I hate glitter. I burned the dress after I got home. Literally everywhere I went I left a trail of glitter and I felt like the biggest asshole on the planet. I went to go potty and the stall looked like someone murdered a glitter pixie. I don't think this is unpopular.", ">\n\nPotty? Grow up", ">\n\n/r/gatekeeping", ">\n\nPerhaps the most banal version of it.", ">\n\n\"Critics who treat 'adult' as a term of approval, instead of as a merely descriptive term, cannot be adult themselves. To be concerned about being grown up, to admire the grown up because it is grown up, to blush at the suspicion of being childish; these things are the marks of childhood and adolescence. And in childhood and adolescence they are, in moderation, healthy symptoms. Young things ought to want to grow. But to carry on into middle life or even into early manhood this concern about being adult is a mark of really arrested development. When I was ten, I read fairy tales in secret and would have been ashamed if I had been found doing so. Now that I am fifty I read them openly. When I became a man I put away childish things, including the fear of childishness and the desire to be very grown up.\" -- C.S. Lewis", ">\n\nAnd that's why I bought bio degradable glitter. I freaking love sparkles but the planet is important. There's also edible glitter that I plan on getting eventually.", ">\n\nIts fun. But you'll definitely spill some and find it everywhere for a few weeks. Not as bad as regular glitter tho. And your poop looks fancy for a day.\nBut: Biodegradable is a lie, usually. It's only biodegradable under VERY specific circumstances that are not met in a landfill or even most bio waste composting plants. Burning it works just fine :D", ">\n\nThis is popular as fuck", ">\n\nThe fact that glitter both exists and is used says otherwise.", ">\n\nI exist and am used, but I'm not popular.", ">\n\nBut are you biodegradable?", ">\n\nEverything except my bones.", ">\n\nGlitter is terrible. Now, sparkly stuff that doesn't bleed onto everything is okay and enjoyable. But glitter that leaks onto everything and never goes away is so bad", ">\n\nIm like a crow.. i need the shiny in my life", ">\n\nSAME", ">\n\nThe largest purchaser of glitter worldwide actively hides the fact that they are the largest purchaser of glitter worldwide", ">\n\nHow are you going to put me out there like that?", ">\n\nSorry De_Nilla the world has to know what you use all of it for", ">\n\nMy 6 year old could not disagree with this comment more strongly.", ">\n\nMy 4 year old too. \nShe dropped a tiny little tub of glitter on the floor (yay Christmas presents!) in the dining room and even after sweeping and hoovering the floor is SPARKLY!", ">\n\nyou could turn on a good old fashioned Kirby, leave it running in one spot for a century, pick it up and it will still sparkle under it", ">\n\nGlitter is a horrific abomination and if any type of plastic should be banned, it should be glitter.", ">\n\nI see your point. But it is oh so wonderful to send an enemy a glitter bomb.", ">\n\nPeople actually have enemies? And fantasize about vengeful antics?\nI really need to get out more", ">\n\nI would say this is the most popular opinion ever posted on this thread. NO ONE is coming out in support of glitter.", ">\n\ni support glitter 😂", ">\n\nDownvote this person into oblivion ☝️", ">\n\nThats a downvote for you! Glitter rules!", ">\n\nI hope you get it stuck in your hard to reach places!", ">\n\nAnd you have a life with no happy sparklies!", ">\n\nNGL, I don't even care about the whole micro plastics thing that much, I just hate the mess it leaves in general, seems the second a kid spills glitter in a house you're going to be finding little specs of glitter all around the place until the end of time. (or the building burns down, whatever is first) Even with effort to clean it up some always manages to remain. \nThink a good way of telling if a house was ever owned by a family with kids is just to have a good look at the gaps between floor boards, skirting and what not, any glitter and you know kids have likely been there.", ">\n\nI'm an artist who works with glitter and resin, and you're all absolutely correct. It's a plague, and I love it. Studio floors are gorgeous, but it gets places I haven't been, ever. It's in my boyfriends welding helmet, and that doesn't come home.", ">\n\nI have 3 daughters and especially when they were younger it seemed like there was glitter everywhere in our house. Well I get a call from my sister who was part angry part couldn't stop laughing. I had given her some leftover infant diapers we had, and she was at the doctors with her recently born son.\nDuring the check up she saw a strange look come over the Docs face, concerned she moved to see what was going on and was horrified to see her sons balls sparkling with glitter.\nGlitter is trash, and gets EVERYWHERE.", ">\n\nWe buy stupid vinyl records that are damage the first time you use them, instead of CDs. CD s are just music delivery system. People buy non stick pans, which are disposable, as opposed to a stainless steel pans which will out last your grandchildren. People buy expensive cell phones that you throw out when the battery is dead. I have five working computers, that they turned off the operating systems. They say people buy fast fashion. Hell, I can't but anything else. I can live with the glitter.", ">\n\nI had my MacBook for 10 years. Still worked perfectly. But I couldn’t update it anymore. Roughly 6 months later, none of the apps I was trying to run would work anymore. So I had to get a new one. I didn’t need a new one. It was annoying. I like my current MacBook but I’m annoyed that I even have to have it.", ">\n\nthis sub needs an update it's littered with popular opinions", ">\n\nThe things people will do for karma.\nAnd people admit knowing the rules and upvoting when they agree", ">\n\nBioglitter ftw", ">\n\nNo glitter, ftmfw", ">\n\nWhy do you hate fun", ">\n\nWhy do you choose to be the way you are?", ">\n\nGlitter is the middle of sequins\nEdit: get rid of both", ">\n\nI love glitter. They shine and shimmer", ">\n\ndid something concerning glitter happen to you recently lol? jusk askin", ">\n\nOP is probably another victim of the glitter boobytrap.", ">\n\ni’m a raver so reading these comments is just painful 😭😭😭😭", ">\n\nBuy the bio/eco-friendly glitter! I use it for music festivals and love it.", ">\n\ngood idea 😊😊😊", ">\n\nWhen I need to use glitter, I'm buying a biodegradable one. Problem solved", ">\n\nI think it's funny that every time I go to a music festival the people who say they love the planet the most are the first to throw glitter and chemical glow sticks like it's going out of style.", ">\n\nI go to music festivals and love face glitter, but I buy the bio/eco glitter that is made from algae. Not trying to be confrontational with you, just don't want you to think that everyone who loves to sparkle hates the environment.", ">\n\nI hate both", ">\n\nThis isn't an unpopular opinion....\nIDK if you've seen Good Mythical Morning, but they had glitter on the show ONCE and then instituted a serious, company-wide policy of banning glitter completely. Link still looks mad whenever the subject of glitter comes up.", ">\n\nPREACH", ">\n\nCheck your mailbox (there is a glitter bomb)", ">\n\nCards that play music are electronic waste", ">\n\nI agree. Easy downvote.", ">", ">\n\nlol is reddit supoosed to be an imageboard now? whats with the image replies", ">", ">\n\nThis is 10/10 not an upopular opinion. It’s is literally the herpes of the arts and crafts world. Nobody wants it, but of COURSE somebody has it, and they usually don’t tell you about it until it’s too late, and once you have it it’s impossible to get rid of.", ">\n\nThat's a great analogy. Even though I love glitter", ">\n\nI teach little children. I absolutely love glitter!", ">\n\nFantastic read for anyone interested. \nWhat Is Glitter? By Caity Weaver for The New York Times", ">\n\nBiodegradable glitter", ">\n\nbiggest sigh known to man", ">\n\nI don’t do much craft, but me and all the other performers I know are using biodegradable glitter products now.", ">\n\nDon’t get me started on edible glitter…", ">\n\nThis girl I'm talking to said \"give me your arm\" I was watching TV so I just obliged, she rubbed my whole arm with a brush that got loads of glitter on my skin. \"Now you sparkle like me\" was all I got when I asked why on earth I would want that.", ">\n\nGlitter is the STI of the arts and crafts world", ">\n\nOn what planet is this unpopular?", ">\n\nMercury, the surface temperature permanently fuses the glitter with everything it touches", ">\n\nI agree, but I use biodegradable glitter. I wish I could ditch it but I’m a rave girl, so that’s simply not an option…😏", ">\n\nSame goes for filling party balloons with helium. Literally taking a finite resource and filling a piece of trash with it.", ">\n\nI hope someone glitterbombs you", ">\n\nI hope someone glitter bombs me.", ">\n\nI like glitter. I'm man enough to say it", ">\n\nIs this Opposite Day in r/unpopularopinion? \nr/unpopularopinion glitter is the best, closely followed by sand.", ">\n\nIt is always opposite day here.\nAny actual unpopular opinions were banned a long time ago, try mentioning weight or race and chances are the mods will automatically ban it.", ">\n\nI despise glitter, it gets EVERYWHERE, and it sticks too. I just do my best to avoid it", ">\n\nI love the look of glitter. I love the biodegradable stuff but the price is insane and to buy craft is so cheap and easy. It's disappointing. I have a cup that's covered in glitter the best part is it sealed in and does shed everywhere.", ">\n\nI smell this opinion getting deleted from a mile away", ">\n\nCan we use glitter for scammers and people who steal packages?", ">\n\nI remember seeing videos of this man who made this box which used GPS and hidden cameras on all sides to catch porch pirates. When the person took the packaging off the box, an alarm sounded and it would throw up massive clouds of glitter.", ">\n\nYES! AND BALLOONS!! Enough with the balloon releases and glitter bombs!!", ">\n\nI would have to argue that balloons are worse than glitter. At least from an environmental, less-waste perspective.", ">\n\nBalloons are an eco nightmare and I wish we could ban them... But glitter sucks too.", ">\n\nGlitter is the herpes of the craft world. I would be happy to never see it again", ">\n\nThis post is just an I hate glitter circle jerk. We all hate glitter", ">\n\nMark Rober gets a pass.", ">\n\nIf your only argument is based on microplastics, you need to find a better one lol", ">\n\nDidn't even have to read the post. Every mom everywhere agrees with you", ">\n\nWe have 4 kids and respectfully disagree", ">\n\n✨ I absolutely love glitter and if I could I would sprinkle it everywhere I went. I think this world would be a better place if there was more glitter in random places. ✨", ">\n\nlike your liver?\nmmm microplastics in liver", ">\n\nYes, I do. But I'll take my chances. Something has to be the cause of our death. Imagine if we were so scared of anything that may kill us, that we avoided doing anything. That's not living. If I die of glitter, I'll be okay with that.", ">\n\nI'm also ok with you dieing from glitter; myself, not so much.", ">\n\nBut I'm okay with you dieing from glitter.", ">\n\nHoly shit yes. \nFuck glitter. Shit should be flat out illegal!", ">\n\nI absolutely hate glitter on anything, crafting, makeup, clothes. The shit is ugly as f", ">\n\ni like glitter", ">", ">\n\nSomeone needs to invent biodegradable glitter ASAP", ">\n\nIt has existed for years now...", ">\n\nBut glitter tastes so good", ">\n\nYou mean with lipstick right? RIGHT??", ">\n\nMhmm sure! Yeah with lipstick, not...just plain glitter, totally!", ">\n\nGlitter is probably the worst thing to happen at the university I attended, because grad pics needed glitter and god forbid you clean up after your shoot.", ">\n\nPopular opinion!", ">\n\nnot only aesthetically lame but terrible for literally everyone and the environment", ">\n\nDoesnt even look good tbh", ">\n\nbiodegradable glitter is great! Balloons need to go if you are getting rid of glitter.", ">\n\nGot a bunch on me at Christmas from gift bags", ">\n\nBut how else would women figure out their husbands were at a strip club?", ">\n\nWho ever inventer and created glitter better die. Or is dead but yet glitter isnt yet. Fk", ">\n\nIt’s so pretty tho…", ">\n\nIs Glitter your mom's name?", ">\n\nI despite it as well", ">\n\nI was on some various drugs a couple weeks ago with my best bud. He randomly decided to blow a fistful of glitter directly into my face when I wasn’t paying attention. Needless to say I wasn’t amused. And two weeks later I’m still finding glitter around my room.", ">\n\nHow do you feel about edible or biodegradable glitter?", ">\n\nI did laundry today. I what was in the lint trap? Glitter", ">\n\nWhy do you people hate fun?", ">\n\nGlitter should dissolve in water and be good for plants/grass", ">\n\nIdgaf I love glitter", ">\n\nmmm I see an incredible amount of people bitch about glitter all the time. I think you have the popular opinion and I actually have the unpopular one for liking it lol.", ">\n\nOh I thought you were talking about the movie in which case I was going to say that’s not so unpopular.", ">\n\nGlitter: the herpes of arts & crafts", ">\n\nIt’s literally fancy dust, but it’s fun!", ">\n\nGlitter is the herpes of the craft world.", ">\n\nI spilled glitter in one of my tool bags 6 years ago and I am still finding bits. It's a disease that infects you and never get cured.", ">\n\nBiodegradable glitter?", ">\n\nyou know there is biodegradable glitter. it's made from seaweed.", ">\n\nPlastic glitter, yes. That's why we need more widely available biodegradable glitter, as in you should have to go hunting for an obscure store to find plastic glitter and it should be the more expensive option. You can have my edible glitter when you pry it from my cold, dead fingers!", ">\n\nComing from a dollar tree employee, you have spoken directly to my heart", ">\n\nLoose glitter, sure. Secured glitter is fine", ">\n\nI totally agree with you. But I don't think this is an unpopular opinion. No upvote for you.\nWe recently made some glitter slime at our house, however.", ">\n\nPeople could stop buying it all together but they would still make it.\nAppearantly there is some mystery company that buys like 80% of the world's glitter but Big Glitter won't tell us who because there is a confidentiality agreement and they want me to go insane because I will never know who is buying all the glitter and WHY!", ">\n\nIt’s Disney. (I have no idea but the glitter mess all over the Magic Kingdom is awful).", ">\n\nI have a coworker who makes a birthday board for our office every month and always uses glitter. There is now just permanently ingrained glitter on the desk, on the phone, on the floor, on everything. No amount of lysol or mopping or whatever else will get it. Infuriating.", ">\n\nGlitter is an ecological disaster.", ">\n\nWho cares? The minuscule amount of plastics left behind because of a bit of glitter is negligible", ">\n\nA friend of mine once said that glitter is the ‘herpes of arts and crafts’", ">\n\nPretty but agree", ">\n\nI just don't like glitter. Some glitter won't harm many people BUT GOD ITS SO ANNOYING! Never asked for you to stuff your gift with SHRAPNEL", ">\n\nBog standard super popular opinion. Are you a bot, or just living under a rock?", ">\n\nIf you can, you should definitely buy biodegradable glitter at sprinkles instead and then you don't have to worry obout microplastic", ">\n\nPlastic bags have been banned at most places for years where I live (Santa Cruz, CA). Only paper bags are available (with very few exceptions), and they cost 25 cents. \nBut I reused plastic bags all the time. Not so with paper bags, which often break during first use. I shoved plastic bags in my purse and didn’t have to remember to carry them in to the store like standard reusable bags. I’d get 5+ uses out of them. They also double as a handy bag you can stuff in your pocket when hiking, in case you come across any tasty mushrooms (a common occurrence for me!).\nBut glitter? I see that very rarely. Unless the ‘90s-style face glitter I used as a preteen has come back into fashion (which it may well have; I don’t know any teenagers).", ">\n\nWe gonna kill trees to make paper straws?", ">\n\nClap, clap, clap, white elephant party's everywhere. Til next year for revenge purposes.", ">\n\nHad a Christmas party at work I was still sweeping it up months later it got everywhere. After that the boss had a no glitter policy after that.", ">\n\nWhat did Mariah carey do to you?", ">\n\nYou say that because you don’t know Brazil’s carnival. Our outfits are entirely based on glitter. Sometimes only glitter in fact.", ">\n\nNot an unpopular opinion\nI just went through 2 days of trying to remove that bs from my jeans and a laptop bag because of a gift bag....it's still embedded into both even after trying to use a lint roller and laundry. What is the point of glitter when ppl can just use paint or ribbons..", ">\n\nIt's certainly true that the use of plastic products, including greeting cards and wrapping paper, can contribute to the problem of plastic pollution. Microplastics, which are small plastic particles that are 5 millimeters in size or smaller, can be found in a variety of products and can end up in the environment, where they can have negative impacts on wildlife and ecosystems. Reducing our use of plastic products can help to mitigate this problem.", ">\n\nFun fact: the biggest buyer of glitter by far is likely the US DoD, though they don’t actually divulge who they are. The glitter in chaff is most likely just the stuff you can buy at a craft store.", ">\n\nEverytime they get on my hands a puppy cries", ">\n\n90 % of waste plasitc is caused by like a dozen companies and is all pre consumer. Your hatred of glitter isnt unpopular, and banning glitter wont meaningfully impact the fight against microplastics.\nHoneatly a basic bitch take. Milktoast to the highest magnitude. The horseshoe theory of mediocre takes.", ">\n\ni strongly agree", ">\n\nWife bought glitter covered Christmas decoration nonsense, can’t get it out of the back-seat of the car, children’s booster seats or carpet. Glitter should be forbidden bylaw, seriously where is the petition! That stuff is evil.", ">\n\nDon’t tell us tell the strippers", ">\n\nThere isn’t a punishment great enough for whoever made that stuff", ">\n\nI dont know why everyone hates glitter so much but still uses it so much in pranks and other things.\nIm not an arts and crafts person so geass people love it for that. But most i see people use it for is to prank people with", ">\n\nI second you in this opinion. I hate glitter with all my heart", ">\n\nYes!! Glitter is the worst thing ever!!", ">\n\nDown-voted because I'm fairly certain most sane persons (and males) agree with you.", ">\n\nI used to have a serious phobia from glitter in 3rd grade 😭", ">\n\nSir, you wound me🤣🤣🤣", ">\n\nThe Macca's paper straws are properly shit. Fuck the turtles, they can just evolve to not need to breathe.", ">\n\nLOVE glitter, but I use biodegradable or dissolvable glitter I agree plastic glitter should be done with.", ">\n\nI read this post several times a year, who out here is still using glitter?! Damned boomers.", ">\n\nI don't think this is an unpopular opinion. A lot of people, myself included, hate that shit and it's a nightmare to clean up. Spill some on a carpet or rug, and it'll never leave.", ">\n\nGlitter is the devils creations, ugh.", ">\n\nbut it grants you a x2 boost to whatever field you're standing in", ">\n\nHAHAHA I just told someone at my wifes families christmas party to get away from me with that mess, It never really goes away, 20 years later i will walk by and notice a glint in the carpet and it will be that crazy gold glitter her cousin wore on her face.\nI guess your opinion is more popular than you might think! However her entire family tree would disagree, but grandma dont know how to use the internets lol", ">\n\nI’m always worried about getting that shit in my eyes", ">\n\nTrue story ..worked the bars many many years and honestly glitter saved my sanity ❤️ I figured out wearing glitter all over me I stopped perverted pigs from touching me 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 try touching me now ..now try and hold yourself when you hit the John voila your fucked explain that shit to your wife 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 like I said it changed my life" ]

[ "Glitter is the herpes of the crafting world", ">\n\nMy sister used to say this, she actually mailed our aunt a joke card filled with glitter designed to gently explode upon opening. When our aunt called our house, my sister just told her she gave her “glitter herpes” to remember her by. Six years latter, our aunt still finds little shiny specs on her couch and shag carpeting.", ">\n\nI'm so sorry to hear about your sister. I assume your aunt murdered her?", ">\n\nI'm sorry to hear Marcus's auntie still keeps shag carpeting. So much the worse for the glitter too.", ">\n\nYou got that wrong, Marcus's auntie keeps shagging carpets", ">\n\nMunch munch munch", ">\n\nDrove Uber, woman dropped a handful of glitter in the back seats, pissed I wouldn’t make a pit stop I guess. Didn’t notice, quick pick up of two nicely dressed women all in black on the way to a church service for their elderly mom. They noticed after sitting down in it. Still took the ride. I wanted to die seeing their black sparkly butts go up the church walk. Screw glitter and all who use it.", ">\n\nI'm not a huge fan of glitter, but biodegradable glitter does exist and is common. I think non-biodegradable glitter should stop being used though.", ">\n\nIt still gets EVERYWHERE", ">\n\nI don’t like sand", ">\n\nIt's coarse and rough and irritating", ">\n\nNot like here. Here everything is soft, and smooth.", ">\n\nRepeat after me kids:\nGLITTER IS LITTER", ">\n\nG-litter\nGlorious litter \nIt's pretty\nIt's still litter.", ">\n\n\"pretty to look at\" is as good as glitter gets", ">\n\nOf course. No one told you to eat it", ">\n\nA lot of times it contains heavy metals too", ">\n\nNo wonder those bands in the 80s used to use a lot of it", ">\n\nGlitter is the herpes of the rock world.", ">\n\nI think herpes was still the herpes of the rock world back then... poor Pam.", ">\n\nGlitter is not allowed in my house \nI allowed it once and still can find traces of it to this day....", ">\n\nI had a phone case with glitter. The thing busted months ago and I'm STILL finding traces of it", ">\n\nI will assault anyone who thinks it’s funny to give me a glitter bomb as a joke gift", ">\n\nGlitter bombs are only acceptable for cheating exes", ">\n\nAnd porch pirates", ">\n\nI saw a prank video about that on YouTube", ">\n\nYeah Mark Rober did it for 5 years, pretty epic prank", ">\n\nAs someone who just wore an all glitter dress I got for Christmas to an out of state function, I hate glitter. I burned the dress after I got home. Literally everywhere I went I left a trail of glitter and I felt like the biggest asshole on the planet. I went to go potty and the stall looked like someone murdered a glitter pixie. I don't think this is unpopular.", ">\n\nPotty? Grow up", ">\n\n/r/gatekeeping", ">\n\nPerhaps the most banal version of it.", ">\n\n\"Critics who treat 'adult' as a term of approval, instead of as a merely descriptive term, cannot be adult themselves. To be concerned about being grown up, to admire the grown up because it is grown up, to blush at the suspicion of being childish; these things are the marks of childhood and adolescence. And in childhood and adolescence they are, in moderation, healthy symptoms. Young things ought to want to grow. But to carry on into middle life or even into early manhood this concern about being adult is a mark of really arrested development. When I was ten, I read fairy tales in secret and would have been ashamed if I had been found doing so. Now that I am fifty I read them openly. When I became a man I put away childish things, including the fear of childishness and the desire to be very grown up.\" -- C.S. Lewis", ">\n\nAnd that's why I bought bio degradable glitter. I freaking love sparkles but the planet is important. There's also edible glitter that I plan on getting eventually.", ">\n\nIts fun. But you'll definitely spill some and find it everywhere for a few weeks. Not as bad as regular glitter tho. And your poop looks fancy for a day.\nBut: Biodegradable is a lie, usually. It's only biodegradable under VERY specific circumstances that are not met in a landfill or even most bio waste composting plants. Burning it works just fine :D", ">\n\nThis is popular as fuck", ">\n\nThe fact that glitter both exists and is used says otherwise.", ">\n\nI exist and am used, but I'm not popular.", ">\n\nBut are you biodegradable?", ">\n\nEverything except my bones.", ">\n\nGlitter is terrible. Now, sparkly stuff that doesn't bleed onto everything is okay and enjoyable. But glitter that leaks onto everything and never goes away is so bad", ">\n\nIm like a crow.. i need the shiny in my life", ">\n\nSAME", ">\n\nThe largest purchaser of glitter worldwide actively hides the fact that they are the largest purchaser of glitter worldwide", ">\n\nHow are you going to put me out there like that?", ">\n\nSorry De_Nilla the world has to know what you use all of it for", ">\n\nMy 6 year old could not disagree with this comment more strongly.", ">\n\nMy 4 year old too. \nShe dropped a tiny little tub of glitter on the floor (yay Christmas presents!) in the dining room and even after sweeping and hoovering the floor is SPARKLY!", ">\n\nyou could turn on a good old fashioned Kirby, leave it running in one spot for a century, pick it up and it will still sparkle under it", ">\n\nGlitter is a horrific abomination and if any type of plastic should be banned, it should be glitter.", ">\n\nI see your point. But it is oh so wonderful to send an enemy a glitter bomb.", ">\n\nPeople actually have enemies? And fantasize about vengeful antics?\nI really need to get out more", ">\n\nI would say this is the most popular opinion ever posted on this thread. NO ONE is coming out in support of glitter.", ">\n\ni support glitter 😂", ">\n\nDownvote this person into oblivion ☝️", ">\n\nThats a downvote for you! Glitter rules!", ">\n\nI hope you get it stuck in your hard to reach places!", ">\n\nAnd you have a life with no happy sparklies!", ">\n\nNGL, I don't even care about the whole micro plastics thing that much, I just hate the mess it leaves in general, seems the second a kid spills glitter in a house you're going to be finding little specs of glitter all around the place until the end of time. (or the building burns down, whatever is first) Even with effort to clean it up some always manages to remain. \nThink a good way of telling if a house was ever owned by a family with kids is just to have a good look at the gaps between floor boards, skirting and what not, any glitter and you know kids have likely been there.", ">\n\nI'm an artist who works with glitter and resin, and you're all absolutely correct. It's a plague, and I love it. Studio floors are gorgeous, but it gets places I haven't been, ever. It's in my boyfriends welding helmet, and that doesn't come home.", ">\n\nI have 3 daughters and especially when they were younger it seemed like there was glitter everywhere in our house. Well I get a call from my sister who was part angry part couldn't stop laughing. I had given her some leftover infant diapers we had, and she was at the doctors with her recently born son.\nDuring the check up she saw a strange look come over the Docs face, concerned she moved to see what was going on and was horrified to see her sons balls sparkling with glitter.\nGlitter is trash, and gets EVERYWHERE.", ">\n\nWe buy stupid vinyl records that are damage the first time you use them, instead of CDs. CD s are just music delivery system. People buy non stick pans, which are disposable, as opposed to a stainless steel pans which will out last your grandchildren. People buy expensive cell phones that you throw out when the battery is dead. I have five working computers, that they turned off the operating systems. They say people buy fast fashion. Hell, I can't but anything else. I can live with the glitter.", ">\n\nI had my MacBook for 10 years. Still worked perfectly. But I couldn’t update it anymore. Roughly 6 months later, none of the apps I was trying to run would work anymore. So I had to get a new one. I didn’t need a new one. It was annoying. I like my current MacBook but I’m annoyed that I even have to have it.", ">\n\nthis sub needs an update it's littered with popular opinions", ">\n\nThe things people will do for karma.\nAnd people admit knowing the rules and upvoting when they agree", ">\n\nBioglitter ftw", ">\n\nNo glitter, ftmfw", ">\n\nWhy do you hate fun", ">\n\nWhy do you choose to be the way you are?", ">\n\nGlitter is the middle of sequins\nEdit: get rid of both", ">\n\nI love glitter. They shine and shimmer", ">\n\ndid something concerning glitter happen to you recently lol? jusk askin", ">\n\nOP is probably another victim of the glitter boobytrap.", ">\n\ni’m a raver so reading these comments is just painful 😭😭😭😭", ">\n\nBuy the bio/eco-friendly glitter! I use it for music festivals and love it.", ">\n\ngood idea 😊😊😊", ">\n\nWhen I need to use glitter, I'm buying a biodegradable one. Problem solved", ">\n\nI think it's funny that every time I go to a music festival the people who say they love the planet the most are the first to throw glitter and chemical glow sticks like it's going out of style.", ">\n\nI go to music festivals and love face glitter, but I buy the bio/eco glitter that is made from algae. Not trying to be confrontational with you, just don't want you to think that everyone who loves to sparkle hates the environment.", ">\n\nI hate both", ">\n\nThis isn't an unpopular opinion....\nIDK if you've seen Good Mythical Morning, but they had glitter on the show ONCE and then instituted a serious, company-wide policy of banning glitter completely. Link still looks mad whenever the subject of glitter comes up.", ">\n\nPREACH", ">\n\nCheck your mailbox (there is a glitter bomb)", ">\n\nCards that play music are electronic waste", ">\n\nI agree. Easy downvote.", ">", ">\n\nlol is reddit supoosed to be an imageboard now? whats with the image replies", ">", ">\n\nThis is 10/10 not an upopular opinion. It’s is literally the herpes of the arts and crafts world. Nobody wants it, but of COURSE somebody has it, and they usually don’t tell you about it until it’s too late, and once you have it it’s impossible to get rid of.", ">\n\nThat's a great analogy. Even though I love glitter", ">\n\nI teach little children. I absolutely love glitter!", ">\n\nFantastic read for anyone interested. \nWhat Is Glitter? By Caity Weaver for The New York Times", ">\n\nBiodegradable glitter", ">\n\nbiggest sigh known to man", ">\n\nI don’t do much craft, but me and all the other performers I know are using biodegradable glitter products now.", ">\n\nDon’t get me started on edible glitter…", ">\n\nThis girl I'm talking to said \"give me your arm\" I was watching TV so I just obliged, she rubbed my whole arm with a brush that got loads of glitter on my skin. \"Now you sparkle like me\" was all I got when I asked why on earth I would want that.", ">\n\nGlitter is the STI of the arts and crafts world", ">\n\nOn what planet is this unpopular?", ">\n\nMercury, the surface temperature permanently fuses the glitter with everything it touches", ">\n\nI agree, but I use biodegradable glitter. I wish I could ditch it but I’m a rave girl, so that’s simply not an option…😏", ">\n\nSame goes for filling party balloons with helium. Literally taking a finite resource and filling a piece of trash with it.", ">\n\nI hope someone glitterbombs you", ">\n\nI hope someone glitter bombs me.", ">\n\nI like glitter. I'm man enough to say it", ">\n\nIs this Opposite Day in r/unpopularopinion? \nr/unpopularopinion glitter is the best, closely followed by sand.", ">\n\nIt is always opposite day here.\nAny actual unpopular opinions were banned a long time ago, try mentioning weight or race and chances are the mods will automatically ban it.", ">\n\nI despise glitter, it gets EVERYWHERE, and it sticks too. I just do my best to avoid it", ">\n\nI love the look of glitter. I love the biodegradable stuff but the price is insane and to buy craft is so cheap and easy. It's disappointing. I have a cup that's covered in glitter the best part is it sealed in and does shed everywhere.", ">\n\nI smell this opinion getting deleted from a mile away", ">\n\nCan we use glitter for scammers and people who steal packages?", ">\n\nI remember seeing videos of this man who made this box which used GPS and hidden cameras on all sides to catch porch pirates. When the person took the packaging off the box, an alarm sounded and it would throw up massive clouds of glitter.", ">\n\nYES! AND BALLOONS!! Enough with the balloon releases and glitter bombs!!", ">\n\nI would have to argue that balloons are worse than glitter. At least from an environmental, less-waste perspective.", ">\n\nBalloons are an eco nightmare and I wish we could ban them... But glitter sucks too.", ">\n\nGlitter is the herpes of the craft world. I would be happy to never see it again", ">\n\nThis post is just an I hate glitter circle jerk. We all hate glitter", ">\n\nMark Rober gets a pass.", ">\n\nIf your only argument is based on microplastics, you need to find a better one lol", ">\n\nDidn't even have to read the post. Every mom everywhere agrees with you", ">\n\nWe have 4 kids and respectfully disagree", ">\n\n✨ I absolutely love glitter and if I could I would sprinkle it everywhere I went. I think this world would be a better place if there was more glitter in random places. ✨", ">\n\nlike your liver?\nmmm microplastics in liver", ">\n\nYes, I do. But I'll take my chances. Something has to be the cause of our death. Imagine if we were so scared of anything that may kill us, that we avoided doing anything. That's not living. If I die of glitter, I'll be okay with that.", ">\n\nI'm also ok with you dieing from glitter; myself, not so much.", ">\n\nBut I'm okay with you dieing from glitter.", ">\n\nHoly shit yes. \nFuck glitter. Shit should be flat out illegal!", ">\n\nI absolutely hate glitter on anything, crafting, makeup, clothes. The shit is ugly as f", ">\n\ni like glitter", ">", ">\n\nSomeone needs to invent biodegradable glitter ASAP", ">\n\nIt has existed for years now...", ">\n\nBut glitter tastes so good", ">\n\nYou mean with lipstick right? RIGHT??", ">\n\nMhmm sure! Yeah with lipstick, not...just plain glitter, totally!", ">\n\nGlitter is probably the worst thing to happen at the university I attended, because grad pics needed glitter and god forbid you clean up after your shoot.", ">\n\nPopular opinion!", ">\n\nnot only aesthetically lame but terrible for literally everyone and the environment", ">\n\nDoesnt even look good tbh", ">\n\nbiodegradable glitter is great! Balloons need to go if you are getting rid of glitter.", ">\n\nGot a bunch on me at Christmas from gift bags", ">\n\nBut how else would women figure out their husbands were at a strip club?", ">\n\nWho ever inventer and created glitter better die. Or is dead but yet glitter isnt yet. Fk", ">\n\nIt’s so pretty tho…", ">\n\nIs Glitter your mom's name?", ">\n\nI despite it as well", ">\n\nI was on some various drugs a couple weeks ago with my best bud. He randomly decided to blow a fistful of glitter directly into my face when I wasn’t paying attention. Needless to say I wasn’t amused. And two weeks later I’m still finding glitter around my room.", ">\n\nHow do you feel about edible or biodegradable glitter?", ">\n\nI did laundry today. I what was in the lint trap? Glitter", ">\n\nWhy do you people hate fun?", ">\n\nGlitter should dissolve in water and be good for plants/grass", ">\n\nIdgaf I love glitter", ">\n\nmmm I see an incredible amount of people bitch about glitter all the time. I think you have the popular opinion and I actually have the unpopular one for liking it lol.", ">\n\nOh I thought you were talking about the movie in which case I was going to say that’s not so unpopular.", ">\n\nGlitter: the herpes of arts & crafts", ">\n\nIt’s literally fancy dust, but it’s fun!", ">\n\nGlitter is the herpes of the craft world.", ">\n\nI spilled glitter in one of my tool bags 6 years ago and I am still finding bits. It's a disease that infects you and never get cured.", ">\n\nBiodegradable glitter?", ">\n\nyou know there is biodegradable glitter. it's made from seaweed.", ">\n\nPlastic glitter, yes. That's why we need more widely available biodegradable glitter, as in you should have to go hunting for an obscure store to find plastic glitter and it should be the more expensive option. You can have my edible glitter when you pry it from my cold, dead fingers!", ">\n\nComing from a dollar tree employee, you have spoken directly to my heart", ">\n\nLoose glitter, sure. Secured glitter is fine", ">\n\nI totally agree with you. But I don't think this is an unpopular opinion. No upvote for you.\nWe recently made some glitter slime at our house, however.", ">\n\nPeople could stop buying it all together but they would still make it.\nAppearantly there is some mystery company that buys like 80% of the world's glitter but Big Glitter won't tell us who because there is a confidentiality agreement and they want me to go insane because I will never know who is buying all the glitter and WHY!", ">\n\nIt’s Disney. (I have no idea but the glitter mess all over the Magic Kingdom is awful).", ">\n\nI have a coworker who makes a birthday board for our office every month and always uses glitter. There is now just permanently ingrained glitter on the desk, on the phone, on the floor, on everything. No amount of lysol or mopping or whatever else will get it. Infuriating.", ">\n\nGlitter is an ecological disaster.", ">\n\nWho cares? The minuscule amount of plastics left behind because of a bit of glitter is negligible", ">\n\nA friend of mine once said that glitter is the ‘herpes of arts and crafts’", ">\n\nPretty but agree", ">\n\nI just don't like glitter. Some glitter won't harm many people BUT GOD ITS SO ANNOYING! Never asked for you to stuff your gift with SHRAPNEL", ">\n\nBog standard super popular opinion. Are you a bot, or just living under a rock?", ">\n\nIf you can, you should definitely buy biodegradable glitter at sprinkles instead and then you don't have to worry obout microplastic", ">\n\nPlastic bags have been banned at most places for years where I live (Santa Cruz, CA). Only paper bags are available (with very few exceptions), and they cost 25 cents. \nBut I reused plastic bags all the time. Not so with paper bags, which often break during first use. I shoved plastic bags in my purse and didn’t have to remember to carry them in to the store like standard reusable bags. I’d get 5+ uses out of them. They also double as a handy bag you can stuff in your pocket when hiking, in case you come across any tasty mushrooms (a common occurrence for me!).\nBut glitter? I see that very rarely. Unless the ‘90s-style face glitter I used as a preteen has come back into fashion (which it may well have; I don’t know any teenagers).", ">\n\nWe gonna kill trees to make paper straws?", ">\n\nClap, clap, clap, white elephant party's everywhere. Til next year for revenge purposes.", ">\n\nHad a Christmas party at work I was still sweeping it up months later it got everywhere. After that the boss had a no glitter policy after that.", ">\n\nWhat did Mariah carey do to you?", ">\n\nYou say that because you don’t know Brazil’s carnival. Our outfits are entirely based on glitter. Sometimes only glitter in fact.", ">\n\nNot an unpopular opinion\nI just went through 2 days of trying to remove that bs from my jeans and a laptop bag because of a gift bag....it's still embedded into both even after trying to use a lint roller and laundry. What is the point of glitter when ppl can just use paint or ribbons..", ">\n\nIt's certainly true that the use of plastic products, including greeting cards and wrapping paper, can contribute to the problem of plastic pollution. Microplastics, which are small plastic particles that are 5 millimeters in size or smaller, can be found in a variety of products and can end up in the environment, where they can have negative impacts on wildlife and ecosystems. Reducing our use of plastic products can help to mitigate this problem.", ">\n\nFun fact: the biggest buyer of glitter by far is likely the US DoD, though they don’t actually divulge who they are. The glitter in chaff is most likely just the stuff you can buy at a craft store.", ">\n\nEverytime they get on my hands a puppy cries", ">\n\n90 % of waste plasitc is caused by like a dozen companies and is all pre consumer. Your hatred of glitter isnt unpopular, and banning glitter wont meaningfully impact the fight against microplastics.\nHoneatly a basic bitch take. Milktoast to the highest magnitude. The horseshoe theory of mediocre takes.", ">\n\ni strongly agree", ">\n\nWife bought glitter covered Christmas decoration nonsense, can’t get it out of the back-seat of the car, children’s booster seats or carpet. Glitter should be forbidden bylaw, seriously where is the petition! That stuff is evil.", ">\n\nDon’t tell us tell the strippers", ">\n\nThere isn’t a punishment great enough for whoever made that stuff", ">\n\nI dont know why everyone hates glitter so much but still uses it so much in pranks and other things.\nIm not an arts and crafts person so geass people love it for that. But most i see people use it for is to prank people with", ">\n\nI second you in this opinion. I hate glitter with all my heart", ">\n\nYes!! Glitter is the worst thing ever!!", ">\n\nDown-voted because I'm fairly certain most sane persons (and males) agree with you.", ">\n\nI used to have a serious phobia from glitter in 3rd grade 😭", ">\n\nSir, you wound me🤣🤣🤣", ">\n\nThe Macca's paper straws are properly shit. Fuck the turtles, they can just evolve to not need to breathe.", ">\n\nLOVE glitter, but I use biodegradable or dissolvable glitter I agree plastic glitter should be done with.", ">\n\nI read this post several times a year, who out here is still using glitter?! Damned boomers.", ">\n\nI don't think this is an unpopular opinion. A lot of people, myself included, hate that shit and it's a nightmare to clean up. Spill some on a carpet or rug, and it'll never leave.", ">\n\nGlitter is the devils creations, ugh.", ">\n\nbut it grants you a x2 boost to whatever field you're standing in", ">\n\nHAHAHA I just told someone at my wifes families christmas party to get away from me with that mess, It never really goes away, 20 years later i will walk by and notice a glint in the carpet and it will be that crazy gold glitter her cousin wore on her face.\nI guess your opinion is more popular than you might think! However her entire family tree would disagree, but grandma dont know how to use the internets lol", ">\n\nI’m always worried about getting that shit in my eyes", ">\n\nTrue story ..worked the bars many many years and honestly glitter saved my sanity ❤️ I figured out wearing glitter all over me I stopped perverted pigs from touching me 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 try touching me now ..now try and hold yourself when you hit the John voila your fucked explain that shit to your wife 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 like I said it changed my life", ">\n\nMy parents get the same Charlie Brown card 4-5 times every Christmas. It has glitter on the front and it gets everywhere !" ]

[ "Glitter is the herpes of the crafting world", ">\n\nMy sister used to say this, she actually mailed our aunt a joke card filled with glitter designed to gently explode upon opening. When our aunt called our house, my sister just told her she gave her “glitter herpes” to remember her by. Six years latter, our aunt still finds little shiny specs on her couch and shag carpeting.", ">\n\nI'm so sorry to hear about your sister. I assume your aunt murdered her?", ">\n\nI'm sorry to hear Marcus's auntie still keeps shag carpeting. So much the worse for the glitter too.", ">\n\nYou got that wrong, Marcus's auntie keeps shagging carpets", ">\n\nMunch munch munch", ">\n\nDrove Uber, woman dropped a handful of glitter in the back seats, pissed I wouldn’t make a pit stop I guess. Didn’t notice, quick pick up of two nicely dressed women all in black on the way to a church service for their elderly mom. They noticed after sitting down in it. Still took the ride. I wanted to die seeing their black sparkly butts go up the church walk. Screw glitter and all who use it.", ">\n\nI'm not a huge fan of glitter, but biodegradable glitter does exist and is common. I think non-biodegradable glitter should stop being used though.", ">\n\nIt still gets EVERYWHERE", ">\n\nI don’t like sand", ">\n\nIt's coarse and rough and irritating", ">\n\nNot like here. Here everything is soft, and smooth.", ">\n\nRepeat after me kids:\nGLITTER IS LITTER", ">\n\nG-litter\nGlorious litter \nIt's pretty\nIt's still litter.", ">\n\n\"pretty to look at\" is as good as glitter gets", ">\n\nOf course. No one told you to eat it", ">\n\nA lot of times it contains heavy metals too", ">\n\nNo wonder those bands in the 80s used to use a lot of it", ">\n\nGlitter is the herpes of the rock world.", ">\n\nI think herpes was still the herpes of the rock world back then... poor Pam.", ">\n\nGlitter is not allowed in my house \nI allowed it once and still can find traces of it to this day....", ">\n\nI had a phone case with glitter. The thing busted months ago and I'm STILL finding traces of it", ">\n\nI will assault anyone who thinks it’s funny to give me a glitter bomb as a joke gift", ">\n\nGlitter bombs are only acceptable for cheating exes", ">\n\nAnd porch pirates", ">\n\nI saw a prank video about that on YouTube", ">\n\nYeah Mark Rober did it for 5 years, pretty epic prank", ">\n\nAs someone who just wore an all glitter dress I got for Christmas to an out of state function, I hate glitter. I burned the dress after I got home. Literally everywhere I went I left a trail of glitter and I felt like the biggest asshole on the planet. I went to go potty and the stall looked like someone murdered a glitter pixie. I don't think this is unpopular.", ">\n\nPotty? Grow up", ">\n\n/r/gatekeeping", ">\n\nPerhaps the most banal version of it.", ">\n\n\"Critics who treat 'adult' as a term of approval, instead of as a merely descriptive term, cannot be adult themselves. To be concerned about being grown up, to admire the grown up because it is grown up, to blush at the suspicion of being childish; these things are the marks of childhood and adolescence. And in childhood and adolescence they are, in moderation, healthy symptoms. Young things ought to want to grow. But to carry on into middle life or even into early manhood this concern about being adult is a mark of really arrested development. When I was ten, I read fairy tales in secret and would have been ashamed if I had been found doing so. Now that I am fifty I read them openly. When I became a man I put away childish things, including the fear of childishness and the desire to be very grown up.\" -- C.S. Lewis", ">\n\nAnd that's why I bought bio degradable glitter. I freaking love sparkles but the planet is important. There's also edible glitter that I plan on getting eventually.", ">\n\nIts fun. But you'll definitely spill some and find it everywhere for a few weeks. Not as bad as regular glitter tho. And your poop looks fancy for a day.\nBut: Biodegradable is a lie, usually. It's only biodegradable under VERY specific circumstances that are not met in a landfill or even most bio waste composting plants. Burning it works just fine :D", ">\n\nThis is popular as fuck", ">\n\nThe fact that glitter both exists and is used says otherwise.", ">\n\nI exist and am used, but I'm not popular.", ">\n\nBut are you biodegradable?", ">\n\nEverything except my bones.", ">\n\nGlitter is terrible. Now, sparkly stuff that doesn't bleed onto everything is okay and enjoyable. But glitter that leaks onto everything and never goes away is so bad", ">\n\nIm like a crow.. i need the shiny in my life", ">\n\nSAME", ">\n\nThe largest purchaser of glitter worldwide actively hides the fact that they are the largest purchaser of glitter worldwide", ">\n\nHow are you going to put me out there like that?", ">\n\nSorry De_Nilla the world has to know what you use all of it for", ">\n\nMy 6 year old could not disagree with this comment more strongly.", ">\n\nMy 4 year old too. \nShe dropped a tiny little tub of glitter on the floor (yay Christmas presents!) in the dining room and even after sweeping and hoovering the floor is SPARKLY!", ">\n\nyou could turn on a good old fashioned Kirby, leave it running in one spot for a century, pick it up and it will still sparkle under it", ">\n\nGlitter is a horrific abomination and if any type of plastic should be banned, it should be glitter.", ">\n\nI see your point. But it is oh so wonderful to send an enemy a glitter bomb.", ">\n\nPeople actually have enemies? And fantasize about vengeful antics?\nI really need to get out more", ">\n\nI would say this is the most popular opinion ever posted on this thread. NO ONE is coming out in support of glitter.", ">\n\ni support glitter 😂", ">\n\nDownvote this person into oblivion ☝️", ">\n\nThats a downvote for you! Glitter rules!", ">\n\nI hope you get it stuck in your hard to reach places!", ">\n\nAnd you have a life with no happy sparklies!", ">\n\nNGL, I don't even care about the whole micro plastics thing that much, I just hate the mess it leaves in general, seems the second a kid spills glitter in a house you're going to be finding little specs of glitter all around the place until the end of time. (or the building burns down, whatever is first) Even with effort to clean it up some always manages to remain. \nThink a good way of telling if a house was ever owned by a family with kids is just to have a good look at the gaps between floor boards, skirting and what not, any glitter and you know kids have likely been there.", ">\n\nI'm an artist who works with glitter and resin, and you're all absolutely correct. It's a plague, and I love it. Studio floors are gorgeous, but it gets places I haven't been, ever. It's in my boyfriends welding helmet, and that doesn't come home.", ">\n\nI have 3 daughters and especially when they were younger it seemed like there was glitter everywhere in our house. Well I get a call from my sister who was part angry part couldn't stop laughing. I had given her some leftover infant diapers we had, and she was at the doctors with her recently born son.\nDuring the check up she saw a strange look come over the Docs face, concerned she moved to see what was going on and was horrified to see her sons balls sparkling with glitter.\nGlitter is trash, and gets EVERYWHERE.", ">\n\nWe buy stupid vinyl records that are damage the first time you use them, instead of CDs. CD s are just music delivery system. People buy non stick pans, which are disposable, as opposed to a stainless steel pans which will out last your grandchildren. People buy expensive cell phones that you throw out when the battery is dead. I have five working computers, that they turned off the operating systems. They say people buy fast fashion. Hell, I can't but anything else. I can live with the glitter.", ">\n\nI had my MacBook for 10 years. Still worked perfectly. But I couldn’t update it anymore. Roughly 6 months later, none of the apps I was trying to run would work anymore. So I had to get a new one. I didn’t need a new one. It was annoying. I like my current MacBook but I’m annoyed that I even have to have it.", ">\n\nthis sub needs an update it's littered with popular opinions", ">\n\nThe things people will do for karma.\nAnd people admit knowing the rules and upvoting when they agree", ">\n\nBioglitter ftw", ">\n\nNo glitter, ftmfw", ">\n\nWhy do you hate fun", ">\n\nWhy do you choose to be the way you are?", ">\n\nGlitter is the middle of sequins\nEdit: get rid of both", ">\n\nI love glitter. They shine and shimmer", ">\n\ndid something concerning glitter happen to you recently lol? jusk askin", ">\n\nOP is probably another victim of the glitter boobytrap.", ">\n\ni’m a raver so reading these comments is just painful 😭😭😭😭", ">\n\nBuy the bio/eco-friendly glitter! I use it for music festivals and love it.", ">\n\ngood idea 😊😊😊", ">\n\nWhen I need to use glitter, I'm buying a biodegradable one. Problem solved", ">\n\nI think it's funny that every time I go to a music festival the people who say they love the planet the most are the first to throw glitter and chemical glow sticks like it's going out of style.", ">\n\nI go to music festivals and love face glitter, but I buy the bio/eco glitter that is made from algae. Not trying to be confrontational with you, just don't want you to think that everyone who loves to sparkle hates the environment.", ">\n\nI hate both", ">\n\nThis isn't an unpopular opinion....\nIDK if you've seen Good Mythical Morning, but they had glitter on the show ONCE and then instituted a serious, company-wide policy of banning glitter completely. Link still looks mad whenever the subject of glitter comes up.", ">\n\nPREACH", ">\n\nCheck your mailbox (there is a glitter bomb)", ">\n\nCards that play music are electronic waste", ">\n\nI agree. Easy downvote.", ">", ">\n\nlol is reddit supoosed to be an imageboard now? whats with the image replies", ">", ">\n\nThis is 10/10 not an upopular opinion. It’s is literally the herpes of the arts and crafts world. Nobody wants it, but of COURSE somebody has it, and they usually don’t tell you about it until it’s too late, and once you have it it’s impossible to get rid of.", ">\n\nThat's a great analogy. Even though I love glitter", ">\n\nI teach little children. I absolutely love glitter!", ">\n\nFantastic read for anyone interested. \nWhat Is Glitter? By Caity Weaver for The New York Times", ">\n\nBiodegradable glitter", ">\n\nbiggest sigh known to man", ">\n\nI don’t do much craft, but me and all the other performers I know are using biodegradable glitter products now.", ">\n\nDon’t get me started on edible glitter…", ">\n\nThis girl I'm talking to said \"give me your arm\" I was watching TV so I just obliged, she rubbed my whole arm with a brush that got loads of glitter on my skin. \"Now you sparkle like me\" was all I got when I asked why on earth I would want that.", ">\n\nGlitter is the STI of the arts and crafts world", ">\n\nOn what planet is this unpopular?", ">\n\nMercury, the surface temperature permanently fuses the glitter with everything it touches", ">\n\nI agree, but I use biodegradable glitter. I wish I could ditch it but I’m a rave girl, so that’s simply not an option…😏", ">\n\nSame goes for filling party balloons with helium. Literally taking a finite resource and filling a piece of trash with it.", ">\n\nI hope someone glitterbombs you", ">\n\nI hope someone glitter bombs me.", ">\n\nI like glitter. I'm man enough to say it", ">\n\nIs this Opposite Day in r/unpopularopinion? \nr/unpopularopinion glitter is the best, closely followed by sand.", ">\n\nIt is always opposite day here.\nAny actual unpopular opinions were banned a long time ago, try mentioning weight or race and chances are the mods will automatically ban it.", ">\n\nI despise glitter, it gets EVERYWHERE, and it sticks too. I just do my best to avoid it", ">\n\nI love the look of glitter. I love the biodegradable stuff but the price is insane and to buy craft is so cheap and easy. It's disappointing. I have a cup that's covered in glitter the best part is it sealed in and does shed everywhere.", ">\n\nI smell this opinion getting deleted from a mile away", ">\n\nCan we use glitter for scammers and people who steal packages?", ">\n\nI remember seeing videos of this man who made this box which used GPS and hidden cameras on all sides to catch porch pirates. When the person took the packaging off the box, an alarm sounded and it would throw up massive clouds of glitter.", ">\n\nYES! AND BALLOONS!! Enough with the balloon releases and glitter bombs!!", ">\n\nI would have to argue that balloons are worse than glitter. At least from an environmental, less-waste perspective.", ">\n\nBalloons are an eco nightmare and I wish we could ban them... But glitter sucks too.", ">\n\nGlitter is the herpes of the craft world. I would be happy to never see it again", ">\n\nThis post is just an I hate glitter circle jerk. We all hate glitter", ">\n\nMark Rober gets a pass.", ">\n\nIf your only argument is based on microplastics, you need to find a better one lol", ">\n\nDidn't even have to read the post. Every mom everywhere agrees with you", ">\n\nWe have 4 kids and respectfully disagree", ">\n\n✨ I absolutely love glitter and if I could I would sprinkle it everywhere I went. I think this world would be a better place if there was more glitter in random places. ✨", ">\n\nlike your liver?\nmmm microplastics in liver", ">\n\nYes, I do. But I'll take my chances. Something has to be the cause of our death. Imagine if we were so scared of anything that may kill us, that we avoided doing anything. That's not living. If I die of glitter, I'll be okay with that.", ">\n\nI'm also ok with you dieing from glitter; myself, not so much.", ">\n\nBut I'm okay with you dieing from glitter.", ">\n\nHoly shit yes. \nFuck glitter. Shit should be flat out illegal!", ">\n\nI absolutely hate glitter on anything, crafting, makeup, clothes. The shit is ugly as f", ">\n\ni like glitter", ">", ">\n\nSomeone needs to invent biodegradable glitter ASAP", ">\n\nIt has existed for years now...", ">\n\nBut glitter tastes so good", ">\n\nYou mean with lipstick right? RIGHT??", ">\n\nMhmm sure! Yeah with lipstick, not...just plain glitter, totally!", ">\n\nGlitter is probably the worst thing to happen at the university I attended, because grad pics needed glitter and god forbid you clean up after your shoot.", ">\n\nPopular opinion!", ">\n\nnot only aesthetically lame but terrible for literally everyone and the environment", ">\n\nDoesnt even look good tbh", ">\n\nbiodegradable glitter is great! Balloons need to go if you are getting rid of glitter.", ">\n\nGot a bunch on me at Christmas from gift bags", ">\n\nBut how else would women figure out their husbands were at a strip club?", ">\n\nWho ever inventer and created glitter better die. Or is dead but yet glitter isnt yet. Fk", ">\n\nIt’s so pretty tho…", ">\n\nIs Glitter your mom's name?", ">\n\nI despite it as well", ">\n\nI was on some various drugs a couple weeks ago with my best bud. He randomly decided to blow a fistful of glitter directly into my face when I wasn’t paying attention. Needless to say I wasn’t amused. And two weeks later I’m still finding glitter around my room.", ">\n\nHow do you feel about edible or biodegradable glitter?", ">\n\nI did laundry today. I what was in the lint trap? Glitter", ">\n\nWhy do you people hate fun?", ">\n\nGlitter should dissolve in water and be good for plants/grass", ">\n\nIdgaf I love glitter", ">\n\nmmm I see an incredible amount of people bitch about glitter all the time. I think you have the popular opinion and I actually have the unpopular one for liking it lol.", ">\n\nOh I thought you were talking about the movie in which case I was going to say that’s not so unpopular.", ">\n\nGlitter: the herpes of arts & crafts", ">\n\nIt’s literally fancy dust, but it’s fun!", ">\n\nGlitter is the herpes of the craft world.", ">\n\nI spilled glitter in one of my tool bags 6 years ago and I am still finding bits. It's a disease that infects you and never get cured.", ">\n\nBiodegradable glitter?", ">\n\nyou know there is biodegradable glitter. it's made from seaweed.", ">\n\nPlastic glitter, yes. That's why we need more widely available biodegradable glitter, as in you should have to go hunting for an obscure store to find plastic glitter and it should be the more expensive option. You can have my edible glitter when you pry it from my cold, dead fingers!", ">\n\nComing from a dollar tree employee, you have spoken directly to my heart", ">\n\nLoose glitter, sure. Secured glitter is fine", ">\n\nI totally agree with you. But I don't think this is an unpopular opinion. No upvote for you.\nWe recently made some glitter slime at our house, however.", ">\n\nPeople could stop buying it all together but they would still make it.\nAppearantly there is some mystery company that buys like 80% of the world's glitter but Big Glitter won't tell us who because there is a confidentiality agreement and they want me to go insane because I will never know who is buying all the glitter and WHY!", ">\n\nIt’s Disney. (I have no idea but the glitter mess all over the Magic Kingdom is awful).", ">\n\nI have a coworker who makes a birthday board for our office every month and always uses glitter. There is now just permanently ingrained glitter on the desk, on the phone, on the floor, on everything. No amount of lysol or mopping or whatever else will get it. Infuriating.", ">\n\nGlitter is an ecological disaster.", ">\n\nWho cares? The minuscule amount of plastics left behind because of a bit of glitter is negligible", ">\n\nA friend of mine once said that glitter is the ‘herpes of arts and crafts’", ">\n\nPretty but agree", ">\n\nI just don't like glitter. Some glitter won't harm many people BUT GOD ITS SO ANNOYING! Never asked for you to stuff your gift with SHRAPNEL", ">\n\nBog standard super popular opinion. Are you a bot, or just living under a rock?", ">\n\nIf you can, you should definitely buy biodegradable glitter at sprinkles instead and then you don't have to worry obout microplastic", ">\n\nPlastic bags have been banned at most places for years where I live (Santa Cruz, CA). Only paper bags are available (with very few exceptions), and they cost 25 cents. \nBut I reused plastic bags all the time. Not so with paper bags, which often break during first use. I shoved plastic bags in my purse and didn’t have to remember to carry them in to the store like standard reusable bags. I’d get 5+ uses out of them. They also double as a handy bag you can stuff in your pocket when hiking, in case you come across any tasty mushrooms (a common occurrence for me!).\nBut glitter? I see that very rarely. Unless the ‘90s-style face glitter I used as a preteen has come back into fashion (which it may well have; I don’t know any teenagers).", ">\n\nWe gonna kill trees to make paper straws?", ">\n\nClap, clap, clap, white elephant party's everywhere. Til next year for revenge purposes.", ">\n\nHad a Christmas party at work I was still sweeping it up months later it got everywhere. After that the boss had a no glitter policy after that.", ">\n\nWhat did Mariah carey do to you?", ">\n\nYou say that because you don’t know Brazil’s carnival. Our outfits are entirely based on glitter. Sometimes only glitter in fact.", ">\n\nNot an unpopular opinion\nI just went through 2 days of trying to remove that bs from my jeans and a laptop bag because of a gift bag....it's still embedded into both even after trying to use a lint roller and laundry. What is the point of glitter when ppl can just use paint or ribbons..", ">\n\nIt's certainly true that the use of plastic products, including greeting cards and wrapping paper, can contribute to the problem of plastic pollution. Microplastics, which are small plastic particles that are 5 millimeters in size or smaller, can be found in a variety of products and can end up in the environment, where they can have negative impacts on wildlife and ecosystems. Reducing our use of plastic products can help to mitigate this problem.", ">\n\nFun fact: the biggest buyer of glitter by far is likely the US DoD, though they don’t actually divulge who they are. The glitter in chaff is most likely just the stuff you can buy at a craft store.", ">\n\nEverytime they get on my hands a puppy cries", ">\n\n90 % of waste plasitc is caused by like a dozen companies and is all pre consumer. Your hatred of glitter isnt unpopular, and banning glitter wont meaningfully impact the fight against microplastics.\nHoneatly a basic bitch take. Milktoast to the highest magnitude. The horseshoe theory of mediocre takes.", ">\n\ni strongly agree", ">\n\nWife bought glitter covered Christmas decoration nonsense, can’t get it out of the back-seat of the car, children’s booster seats or carpet. Glitter should be forbidden bylaw, seriously where is the petition! That stuff is evil.", ">\n\nDon’t tell us tell the strippers", ">\n\nThere isn’t a punishment great enough for whoever made that stuff", ">\n\nI dont know why everyone hates glitter so much but still uses it so much in pranks and other things.\nIm not an arts and crafts person so geass people love it for that. But most i see people use it for is to prank people with", ">\n\nI second you in this opinion. I hate glitter with all my heart", ">\n\nYes!! Glitter is the worst thing ever!!", ">\n\nDown-voted because I'm fairly certain most sane persons (and males) agree with you.", ">\n\nI used to have a serious phobia from glitter in 3rd grade 😭", ">\n\nSir, you wound me🤣🤣🤣", ">\n\nThe Macca's paper straws are properly shit. Fuck the turtles, they can just evolve to not need to breathe.", ">\n\nLOVE glitter, but I use biodegradable or dissolvable glitter I agree plastic glitter should be done with.", ">\n\nI read this post several times a year, who out here is still using glitter?! Damned boomers.", ">\n\nI don't think this is an unpopular opinion. A lot of people, myself included, hate that shit and it's a nightmare to clean up. Spill some on a carpet or rug, and it'll never leave.", ">\n\nGlitter is the devils creations, ugh.", ">\n\nbut it grants you a x2 boost to whatever field you're standing in", ">\n\nHAHAHA I just told someone at my wifes families christmas party to get away from me with that mess, It never really goes away, 20 years later i will walk by and notice a glint in the carpet and it will be that crazy gold glitter her cousin wore on her face.\nI guess your opinion is more popular than you might think! However her entire family tree would disagree, but grandma dont know how to use the internets lol", ">\n\nI’m always worried about getting that shit in my eyes", ">\n\nTrue story ..worked the bars many many years and honestly glitter saved my sanity ❤️ I figured out wearing glitter all over me I stopped perverted pigs from touching me 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 try touching me now ..now try and hold yourself when you hit the John voila your fucked explain that shit to your wife 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 like I said it changed my life", ">\n\nMy parents get the same Charlie Brown card 4-5 times every Christmas. It has glitter on the front and it gets everywhere !", ">\n\nI got glitter bombed once by my friend. \nI called them and told them they’ll be coming to my house to clean up the mess if they ever pull that crap again." ]

[ "Glitter is the herpes of the crafting world", ">\n\nMy sister used to say this, she actually mailed our aunt a joke card filled with glitter designed to gently explode upon opening. When our aunt called our house, my sister just told her she gave her “glitter herpes” to remember her by. Six years latter, our aunt still finds little shiny specs on her couch and shag carpeting.", ">\n\nI'm so sorry to hear about your sister. I assume your aunt murdered her?", ">\n\nI'm sorry to hear Marcus's auntie still keeps shag carpeting. So much the worse for the glitter too.", ">\n\nYou got that wrong, Marcus's auntie keeps shagging carpets", ">\n\nMunch munch munch", ">\n\nDrove Uber, woman dropped a handful of glitter in the back seats, pissed I wouldn’t make a pit stop I guess. Didn’t notice, quick pick up of two nicely dressed women all in black on the way to a church service for their elderly mom. They noticed after sitting down in it. Still took the ride. I wanted to die seeing their black sparkly butts go up the church walk. Screw glitter and all who use it.", ">\n\nI'm not a huge fan of glitter, but biodegradable glitter does exist and is common. I think non-biodegradable glitter should stop being used though.", ">\n\nIt still gets EVERYWHERE", ">\n\nI don’t like sand", ">\n\nIt's coarse and rough and irritating", ">\n\nNot like here. Here everything is soft, and smooth.", ">\n\nRepeat after me kids:\nGLITTER IS LITTER", ">\n\nG-litter\nGlorious litter \nIt's pretty\nIt's still litter.", ">\n\n\"pretty to look at\" is as good as glitter gets", ">\n\nOf course. No one told you to eat it", ">\n\nA lot of times it contains heavy metals too", ">\n\nNo wonder those bands in the 80s used to use a lot of it", ">\n\nGlitter is the herpes of the rock world.", ">\n\nI think herpes was still the herpes of the rock world back then... poor Pam.", ">\n\nGlitter is not allowed in my house \nI allowed it once and still can find traces of it to this day....", ">\n\nI had a phone case with glitter. The thing busted months ago and I'm STILL finding traces of it", ">\n\nI will assault anyone who thinks it’s funny to give me a glitter bomb as a joke gift", ">\n\nGlitter bombs are only acceptable for cheating exes", ">\n\nAnd porch pirates", ">\n\nI saw a prank video about that on YouTube", ">\n\nYeah Mark Rober did it for 5 years, pretty epic prank", ">\n\nAs someone who just wore an all glitter dress I got for Christmas to an out of state function, I hate glitter. I burned the dress after I got home. Literally everywhere I went I left a trail of glitter and I felt like the biggest asshole on the planet. I went to go potty and the stall looked like someone murdered a glitter pixie. I don't think this is unpopular.", ">\n\nPotty? Grow up", ">\n\n/r/gatekeeping", ">\n\nPerhaps the most banal version of it.", ">\n\n\"Critics who treat 'adult' as a term of approval, instead of as a merely descriptive term, cannot be adult themselves. To be concerned about being grown up, to admire the grown up because it is grown up, to blush at the suspicion of being childish; these things are the marks of childhood and adolescence. And in childhood and adolescence they are, in moderation, healthy symptoms. Young things ought to want to grow. But to carry on into middle life or even into early manhood this concern about being adult is a mark of really arrested development. When I was ten, I read fairy tales in secret and would have been ashamed if I had been found doing so. Now that I am fifty I read them openly. When I became a man I put away childish things, including the fear of childishness and the desire to be very grown up.\" -- C.S. Lewis", ">\n\nAnd that's why I bought bio degradable glitter. I freaking love sparkles but the planet is important. There's also edible glitter that I plan on getting eventually.", ">\n\nIts fun. But you'll definitely spill some and find it everywhere for a few weeks. Not as bad as regular glitter tho. And your poop looks fancy for a day.\nBut: Biodegradable is a lie, usually. It's only biodegradable under VERY specific circumstances that are not met in a landfill or even most bio waste composting plants. Burning it works just fine :D", ">\n\nThis is popular as fuck", ">\n\nThe fact that glitter both exists and is used says otherwise.", ">\n\nI exist and am used, but I'm not popular.", ">\n\nBut are you biodegradable?", ">\n\nEverything except my bones.", ">\n\nGlitter is terrible. Now, sparkly stuff that doesn't bleed onto everything is okay and enjoyable. But glitter that leaks onto everything and never goes away is so bad", ">\n\nIm like a crow.. i need the shiny in my life", ">\n\nSAME", ">\n\nThe largest purchaser of glitter worldwide actively hides the fact that they are the largest purchaser of glitter worldwide", ">\n\nHow are you going to put me out there like that?", ">\n\nSorry De_Nilla the world has to know what you use all of it for", ">\n\nMy 6 year old could not disagree with this comment more strongly.", ">\n\nMy 4 year old too. \nShe dropped a tiny little tub of glitter on the floor (yay Christmas presents!) in the dining room and even after sweeping and hoovering the floor is SPARKLY!", ">\n\nyou could turn on a good old fashioned Kirby, leave it running in one spot for a century, pick it up and it will still sparkle under it", ">\n\nGlitter is a horrific abomination and if any type of plastic should be banned, it should be glitter.", ">\n\nI see your point. But it is oh so wonderful to send an enemy a glitter bomb.", ">\n\nPeople actually have enemies? And fantasize about vengeful antics?\nI really need to get out more", ">\n\nI would say this is the most popular opinion ever posted on this thread. NO ONE is coming out in support of glitter.", ">\n\ni support glitter 😂", ">\n\nDownvote this person into oblivion ☝️", ">\n\nThats a downvote for you! Glitter rules!", ">\n\nI hope you get it stuck in your hard to reach places!", ">\n\nAnd you have a life with no happy sparklies!", ">\n\nNGL, I don't even care about the whole micro plastics thing that much, I just hate the mess it leaves in general, seems the second a kid spills glitter in a house you're going to be finding little specs of glitter all around the place until the end of time. (or the building burns down, whatever is first) Even with effort to clean it up some always manages to remain. \nThink a good way of telling if a house was ever owned by a family with kids is just to have a good look at the gaps between floor boards, skirting and what not, any glitter and you know kids have likely been there.", ">\n\nI'm an artist who works with glitter and resin, and you're all absolutely correct. It's a plague, and I love it. Studio floors are gorgeous, but it gets places I haven't been, ever. It's in my boyfriends welding helmet, and that doesn't come home.", ">\n\nI have 3 daughters and especially when they were younger it seemed like there was glitter everywhere in our house. Well I get a call from my sister who was part angry part couldn't stop laughing. I had given her some leftover infant diapers we had, and she was at the doctors with her recently born son.\nDuring the check up she saw a strange look come over the Docs face, concerned she moved to see what was going on and was horrified to see her sons balls sparkling with glitter.\nGlitter is trash, and gets EVERYWHERE.", ">\n\nWe buy stupid vinyl records that are damage the first time you use them, instead of CDs. CD s are just music delivery system. People buy non stick pans, which are disposable, as opposed to a stainless steel pans which will out last your grandchildren. People buy expensive cell phones that you throw out when the battery is dead. I have five working computers, that they turned off the operating systems. They say people buy fast fashion. Hell, I can't but anything else. I can live with the glitter.", ">\n\nI had my MacBook for 10 years. Still worked perfectly. But I couldn’t update it anymore. Roughly 6 months later, none of the apps I was trying to run would work anymore. So I had to get a new one. I didn’t need a new one. It was annoying. I like my current MacBook but I’m annoyed that I even have to have it.", ">\n\nthis sub needs an update it's littered with popular opinions", ">\n\nThe things people will do for karma.\nAnd people admit knowing the rules and upvoting when they agree", ">\n\nBioglitter ftw", ">\n\nNo glitter, ftmfw", ">\n\nWhy do you hate fun", ">\n\nWhy do you choose to be the way you are?", ">\n\nGlitter is the middle of sequins\nEdit: get rid of both", ">\n\nI love glitter. They shine and shimmer", ">\n\ndid something concerning glitter happen to you recently lol? jusk askin", ">\n\nOP is probably another victim of the glitter boobytrap.", ">\n\ni’m a raver so reading these comments is just painful 😭😭😭😭", ">\n\nBuy the bio/eco-friendly glitter! I use it for music festivals and love it.", ">\n\ngood idea 😊😊😊", ">\n\nWhen I need to use glitter, I'm buying a biodegradable one. Problem solved", ">\n\nI think it's funny that every time I go to a music festival the people who say they love the planet the most are the first to throw glitter and chemical glow sticks like it's going out of style.", ">\n\nI go to music festivals and love face glitter, but I buy the bio/eco glitter that is made from algae. Not trying to be confrontational with you, just don't want you to think that everyone who loves to sparkle hates the environment.", ">\n\nI hate both", ">\n\nThis isn't an unpopular opinion....\nIDK if you've seen Good Mythical Morning, but they had glitter on the show ONCE and then instituted a serious, company-wide policy of banning glitter completely. Link still looks mad whenever the subject of glitter comes up.", ">\n\nPREACH", ">\n\nCheck your mailbox (there is a glitter bomb)", ">\n\nCards that play music are electronic waste", ">\n\nI agree. Easy downvote.", ">", ">\n\nlol is reddit supoosed to be an imageboard now? whats with the image replies", ">", ">\n\nThis is 10/10 not an upopular opinion. It’s is literally the herpes of the arts and crafts world. Nobody wants it, but of COURSE somebody has it, and they usually don’t tell you about it until it’s too late, and once you have it it’s impossible to get rid of.", ">\n\nThat's a great analogy. Even though I love glitter", ">\n\nI teach little children. I absolutely love glitter!", ">\n\nFantastic read for anyone interested. \nWhat Is Glitter? By Caity Weaver for The New York Times", ">\n\nBiodegradable glitter", ">\n\nbiggest sigh known to man", ">\n\nI don’t do much craft, but me and all the other performers I know are using biodegradable glitter products now.", ">\n\nDon’t get me started on edible glitter…", ">\n\nThis girl I'm talking to said \"give me your arm\" I was watching TV so I just obliged, she rubbed my whole arm with a brush that got loads of glitter on my skin. \"Now you sparkle like me\" was all I got when I asked why on earth I would want that.", ">\n\nGlitter is the STI of the arts and crafts world", ">\n\nOn what planet is this unpopular?", ">\n\nMercury, the surface temperature permanently fuses the glitter with everything it touches", ">\n\nI agree, but I use biodegradable glitter. I wish I could ditch it but I’m a rave girl, so that’s simply not an option…😏", ">\n\nSame goes for filling party balloons with helium. Literally taking a finite resource and filling a piece of trash with it.", ">\n\nI hope someone glitterbombs you", ">\n\nI hope someone glitter bombs me.", ">\n\nI like glitter. I'm man enough to say it", ">\n\nIs this Opposite Day in r/unpopularopinion? \nr/unpopularopinion glitter is the best, closely followed by sand.", ">\n\nIt is always opposite day here.\nAny actual unpopular opinions were banned a long time ago, try mentioning weight or race and chances are the mods will automatically ban it.", ">\n\nI despise glitter, it gets EVERYWHERE, and it sticks too. I just do my best to avoid it", ">\n\nI love the look of glitter. I love the biodegradable stuff but the price is insane and to buy craft is so cheap and easy. It's disappointing. I have a cup that's covered in glitter the best part is it sealed in and does shed everywhere.", ">\n\nI smell this opinion getting deleted from a mile away", ">\n\nCan we use glitter for scammers and people who steal packages?", ">\n\nI remember seeing videos of this man who made this box which used GPS and hidden cameras on all sides to catch porch pirates. When the person took the packaging off the box, an alarm sounded and it would throw up massive clouds of glitter.", ">\n\nYES! AND BALLOONS!! Enough with the balloon releases and glitter bombs!!", ">\n\nI would have to argue that balloons are worse than glitter. At least from an environmental, less-waste perspective.", ">\n\nBalloons are an eco nightmare and I wish we could ban them... But glitter sucks too.", ">\n\nGlitter is the herpes of the craft world. I would be happy to never see it again", ">\n\nThis post is just an I hate glitter circle jerk. We all hate glitter", ">\n\nMark Rober gets a pass.", ">\n\nIf your only argument is based on microplastics, you need to find a better one lol", ">\n\nDidn't even have to read the post. Every mom everywhere agrees with you", ">\n\nWe have 4 kids and respectfully disagree", ">\n\n✨ I absolutely love glitter and if I could I would sprinkle it everywhere I went. I think this world would be a better place if there was more glitter in random places. ✨", ">\n\nlike your liver?\nmmm microplastics in liver", ">\n\nYes, I do. But I'll take my chances. Something has to be the cause of our death. Imagine if we were so scared of anything that may kill us, that we avoided doing anything. That's not living. If I die of glitter, I'll be okay with that.", ">\n\nI'm also ok with you dieing from glitter; myself, not so much.", ">\n\nBut I'm okay with you dieing from glitter.", ">\n\nHoly shit yes. \nFuck glitter. Shit should be flat out illegal!", ">\n\nI absolutely hate glitter on anything, crafting, makeup, clothes. The shit is ugly as f", ">\n\ni like glitter", ">", ">\n\nSomeone needs to invent biodegradable glitter ASAP", ">\n\nIt has existed for years now...", ">\n\nBut glitter tastes so good", ">\n\nYou mean with lipstick right? RIGHT??", ">\n\nMhmm sure! Yeah with lipstick, not...just plain glitter, totally!", ">\n\nGlitter is probably the worst thing to happen at the university I attended, because grad pics needed glitter and god forbid you clean up after your shoot.", ">\n\nPopular opinion!", ">\n\nnot only aesthetically lame but terrible for literally everyone and the environment", ">\n\nDoesnt even look good tbh", ">\n\nbiodegradable glitter is great! Balloons need to go if you are getting rid of glitter.", ">\n\nGot a bunch on me at Christmas from gift bags", ">\n\nBut how else would women figure out their husbands were at a strip club?", ">\n\nWho ever inventer and created glitter better die. Or is dead but yet glitter isnt yet. Fk", ">\n\nIt’s so pretty tho…", ">\n\nIs Glitter your mom's name?", ">\n\nI despite it as well", ">\n\nI was on some various drugs a couple weeks ago with my best bud. He randomly decided to blow a fistful of glitter directly into my face when I wasn’t paying attention. Needless to say I wasn’t amused. And two weeks later I’m still finding glitter around my room.", ">\n\nHow do you feel about edible or biodegradable glitter?", ">\n\nI did laundry today. I what was in the lint trap? Glitter", ">\n\nWhy do you people hate fun?", ">\n\nGlitter should dissolve in water and be good for plants/grass", ">\n\nIdgaf I love glitter", ">\n\nmmm I see an incredible amount of people bitch about glitter all the time. I think you have the popular opinion and I actually have the unpopular one for liking it lol.", ">\n\nOh I thought you were talking about the movie in which case I was going to say that’s not so unpopular.", ">\n\nGlitter: the herpes of arts & crafts", ">\n\nIt’s literally fancy dust, but it’s fun!", ">\n\nGlitter is the herpes of the craft world.", ">\n\nI spilled glitter in one of my tool bags 6 years ago and I am still finding bits. It's a disease that infects you and never get cured.", ">\n\nBiodegradable glitter?", ">\n\nyou know there is biodegradable glitter. it's made from seaweed.", ">\n\nPlastic glitter, yes. That's why we need more widely available biodegradable glitter, as in you should have to go hunting for an obscure store to find plastic glitter and it should be the more expensive option. You can have my edible glitter when you pry it from my cold, dead fingers!", ">\n\nComing from a dollar tree employee, you have spoken directly to my heart", ">\n\nLoose glitter, sure. Secured glitter is fine", ">\n\nI totally agree with you. But I don't think this is an unpopular opinion. No upvote for you.\nWe recently made some glitter slime at our house, however.", ">\n\nPeople could stop buying it all together but they would still make it.\nAppearantly there is some mystery company that buys like 80% of the world's glitter but Big Glitter won't tell us who because there is a confidentiality agreement and they want me to go insane because I will never know who is buying all the glitter and WHY!", ">\n\nIt’s Disney. (I have no idea but the glitter mess all over the Magic Kingdom is awful).", ">\n\nI have a coworker who makes a birthday board for our office every month and always uses glitter. There is now just permanently ingrained glitter on the desk, on the phone, on the floor, on everything. No amount of lysol or mopping or whatever else will get it. Infuriating.", ">\n\nGlitter is an ecological disaster.", ">\n\nWho cares? The minuscule amount of plastics left behind because of a bit of glitter is negligible", ">\n\nA friend of mine once said that glitter is the ‘herpes of arts and crafts’", ">\n\nPretty but agree", ">\n\nI just don't like glitter. Some glitter won't harm many people BUT GOD ITS SO ANNOYING! Never asked for you to stuff your gift with SHRAPNEL", ">\n\nBog standard super popular opinion. Are you a bot, or just living under a rock?", ">\n\nIf you can, you should definitely buy biodegradable glitter at sprinkles instead and then you don't have to worry obout microplastic", ">\n\nPlastic bags have been banned at most places for years where I live (Santa Cruz, CA). Only paper bags are available (with very few exceptions), and they cost 25 cents. \nBut I reused plastic bags all the time. Not so with paper bags, which often break during first use. I shoved plastic bags in my purse and didn’t have to remember to carry them in to the store like standard reusable bags. I’d get 5+ uses out of them. They also double as a handy bag you can stuff in your pocket when hiking, in case you come across any tasty mushrooms (a common occurrence for me!).\nBut glitter? I see that very rarely. Unless the ‘90s-style face glitter I used as a preteen has come back into fashion (which it may well have; I don’t know any teenagers).", ">\n\nWe gonna kill trees to make paper straws?", ">\n\nClap, clap, clap, white elephant party's everywhere. Til next year for revenge purposes.", ">\n\nHad a Christmas party at work I was still sweeping it up months later it got everywhere. After that the boss had a no glitter policy after that.", ">\n\nWhat did Mariah carey do to you?", ">\n\nYou say that because you don’t know Brazil’s carnival. Our outfits are entirely based on glitter. Sometimes only glitter in fact.", ">\n\nNot an unpopular opinion\nI just went through 2 days of trying to remove that bs from my jeans and a laptop bag because of a gift bag....it's still embedded into both even after trying to use a lint roller and laundry. What is the point of glitter when ppl can just use paint or ribbons..", ">\n\nIt's certainly true that the use of plastic products, including greeting cards and wrapping paper, can contribute to the problem of plastic pollution. Microplastics, which are small plastic particles that are 5 millimeters in size or smaller, can be found in a variety of products and can end up in the environment, where they can have negative impacts on wildlife and ecosystems. Reducing our use of plastic products can help to mitigate this problem.", ">\n\nFun fact: the biggest buyer of glitter by far is likely the US DoD, though they don’t actually divulge who they are. The glitter in chaff is most likely just the stuff you can buy at a craft store.", ">\n\nEverytime they get on my hands a puppy cries", ">\n\n90 % of waste plasitc is caused by like a dozen companies and is all pre consumer. Your hatred of glitter isnt unpopular, and banning glitter wont meaningfully impact the fight against microplastics.\nHoneatly a basic bitch take. Milktoast to the highest magnitude. The horseshoe theory of mediocre takes.", ">\n\ni strongly agree", ">\n\nWife bought glitter covered Christmas decoration nonsense, can’t get it out of the back-seat of the car, children’s booster seats or carpet. Glitter should be forbidden bylaw, seriously where is the petition! That stuff is evil.", ">\n\nDon’t tell us tell the strippers", ">\n\nThere isn’t a punishment great enough for whoever made that stuff", ">\n\nI dont know why everyone hates glitter so much but still uses it so much in pranks and other things.\nIm not an arts and crafts person so geass people love it for that. But most i see people use it for is to prank people with", ">\n\nI second you in this opinion. I hate glitter with all my heart", ">\n\nYes!! Glitter is the worst thing ever!!", ">\n\nDown-voted because I'm fairly certain most sane persons (and males) agree with you.", ">\n\nI used to have a serious phobia from glitter in 3rd grade 😭", ">\n\nSir, you wound me🤣🤣🤣", ">\n\nThe Macca's paper straws are properly shit. Fuck the turtles, they can just evolve to not need to breathe.", ">\n\nLOVE glitter, but I use biodegradable or dissolvable glitter I agree plastic glitter should be done with.", ">\n\nI read this post several times a year, who out here is still using glitter?! Damned boomers.", ">\n\nI don't think this is an unpopular opinion. A lot of people, myself included, hate that shit and it's a nightmare to clean up. Spill some on a carpet or rug, and it'll never leave.", ">\n\nGlitter is the devils creations, ugh.", ">\n\nbut it grants you a x2 boost to whatever field you're standing in", ">\n\nHAHAHA I just told someone at my wifes families christmas party to get away from me with that mess, It never really goes away, 20 years later i will walk by and notice a glint in the carpet and it will be that crazy gold glitter her cousin wore on her face.\nI guess your opinion is more popular than you might think! However her entire family tree would disagree, but grandma dont know how to use the internets lol", ">\n\nI’m always worried about getting that shit in my eyes", ">\n\nTrue story ..worked the bars many many years and honestly glitter saved my sanity ❤️ I figured out wearing glitter all over me I stopped perverted pigs from touching me 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 try touching me now ..now try and hold yourself when you hit the John voila your fucked explain that shit to your wife 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 like I said it changed my life", ">\n\nMy parents get the same Charlie Brown card 4-5 times every Christmas. It has glitter on the front and it gets everywhere !", ">\n\nI got glitter bombed once by my friend. \nI called them and told them they’ll be coming to my house to clean up the mess if they ever pull that crap again.", ">\n\nThat’s valid although I do this biodegradable glitter should be use more often as at least that’s more eco friendly" ]

[ "Glitter is the herpes of the crafting world", ">\n\nMy sister used to say this, she actually mailed our aunt a joke card filled with glitter designed to gently explode upon opening. When our aunt called our house, my sister just told her she gave her “glitter herpes” to remember her by. Six years latter, our aunt still finds little shiny specs on her couch and shag carpeting.", ">\n\nI'm so sorry to hear about your sister. I assume your aunt murdered her?", ">\n\nI'm sorry to hear Marcus's auntie still keeps shag carpeting. So much the worse for the glitter too.", ">\n\nYou got that wrong, Marcus's auntie keeps shagging carpets", ">\n\nMunch munch munch", ">\n\nDrove Uber, woman dropped a handful of glitter in the back seats, pissed I wouldn’t make a pit stop I guess. Didn’t notice, quick pick up of two nicely dressed women all in black on the way to a church service for their elderly mom. They noticed after sitting down in it. Still took the ride. I wanted to die seeing their black sparkly butts go up the church walk. Screw glitter and all who use it.", ">\n\nI'm not a huge fan of glitter, but biodegradable glitter does exist and is common. I think non-biodegradable glitter should stop being used though.", ">\n\nIt still gets EVERYWHERE", ">\n\nI don’t like sand", ">\n\nIt's coarse and rough and irritating", ">\n\nNot like here. Here everything is soft, and smooth.", ">\n\nRepeat after me kids:\nGLITTER IS LITTER", ">\n\nG-litter\nGlorious litter \nIt's pretty\nIt's still litter.", ">\n\n\"pretty to look at\" is as good as glitter gets", ">\n\nOf course. No one told you to eat it", ">\n\nA lot of times it contains heavy metals too", ">\n\nNo wonder those bands in the 80s used to use a lot of it", ">\n\nGlitter is the herpes of the rock world.", ">\n\nI think herpes was still the herpes of the rock world back then... poor Pam.", ">\n\nGlitter is not allowed in my house \nI allowed it once and still can find traces of it to this day....", ">\n\nI had a phone case with glitter. The thing busted months ago and I'm STILL finding traces of it", ">\n\nI will assault anyone who thinks it’s funny to give me a glitter bomb as a joke gift", ">\n\nGlitter bombs are only acceptable for cheating exes", ">\n\nAnd porch pirates", ">\n\nI saw a prank video about that on YouTube", ">\n\nYeah Mark Rober did it for 5 years, pretty epic prank", ">\n\nAs someone who just wore an all glitter dress I got for Christmas to an out of state function, I hate glitter. I burned the dress after I got home. Literally everywhere I went I left a trail of glitter and I felt like the biggest asshole on the planet. I went to go potty and the stall looked like someone murdered a glitter pixie. I don't think this is unpopular.", ">\n\nPotty? Grow up", ">\n\n/r/gatekeeping", ">\n\nPerhaps the most banal version of it.", ">\n\n\"Critics who treat 'adult' as a term of approval, instead of as a merely descriptive term, cannot be adult themselves. To be concerned about being grown up, to admire the grown up because it is grown up, to blush at the suspicion of being childish; these things are the marks of childhood and adolescence. And in childhood and adolescence they are, in moderation, healthy symptoms. Young things ought to want to grow. But to carry on into middle life or even into early manhood this concern about being adult is a mark of really arrested development. When I was ten, I read fairy tales in secret and would have been ashamed if I had been found doing so. Now that I am fifty I read them openly. When I became a man I put away childish things, including the fear of childishness and the desire to be very grown up.\" -- C.S. Lewis", ">\n\nAnd that's why I bought bio degradable glitter. I freaking love sparkles but the planet is important. There's also edible glitter that I plan on getting eventually.", ">\n\nIts fun. But you'll definitely spill some and find it everywhere for a few weeks. Not as bad as regular glitter tho. And your poop looks fancy for a day.\nBut: Biodegradable is a lie, usually. It's only biodegradable under VERY specific circumstances that are not met in a landfill or even most bio waste composting plants. Burning it works just fine :D", ">\n\nThis is popular as fuck", ">\n\nThe fact that glitter both exists and is used says otherwise.", ">\n\nI exist and am used, but I'm not popular.", ">\n\nBut are you biodegradable?", ">\n\nEverything except my bones.", ">\n\nGlitter is terrible. Now, sparkly stuff that doesn't bleed onto everything is okay and enjoyable. But glitter that leaks onto everything and never goes away is so bad", ">\n\nIm like a crow.. i need the shiny in my life", ">\n\nSAME", ">\n\nThe largest purchaser of glitter worldwide actively hides the fact that they are the largest purchaser of glitter worldwide", ">\n\nHow are you going to put me out there like that?", ">\n\nSorry De_Nilla the world has to know what you use all of it for", ">\n\nMy 6 year old could not disagree with this comment more strongly.", ">\n\nMy 4 year old too. \nShe dropped a tiny little tub of glitter on the floor (yay Christmas presents!) in the dining room and even after sweeping and hoovering the floor is SPARKLY!", ">\n\nyou could turn on a good old fashioned Kirby, leave it running in one spot for a century, pick it up and it will still sparkle under it", ">\n\nGlitter is a horrific abomination and if any type of plastic should be banned, it should be glitter.", ">\n\nI see your point. But it is oh so wonderful to send an enemy a glitter bomb.", ">\n\nPeople actually have enemies? And fantasize about vengeful antics?\nI really need to get out more", ">\n\nI would say this is the most popular opinion ever posted on this thread. NO ONE is coming out in support of glitter.", ">\n\ni support glitter 😂", ">\n\nDownvote this person into oblivion ☝️", ">\n\nThats a downvote for you! Glitter rules!", ">\n\nI hope you get it stuck in your hard to reach places!", ">\n\nAnd you have a life with no happy sparklies!", ">\n\nNGL, I don't even care about the whole micro plastics thing that much, I just hate the mess it leaves in general, seems the second a kid spills glitter in a house you're going to be finding little specs of glitter all around the place until the end of time. (or the building burns down, whatever is first) Even with effort to clean it up some always manages to remain. \nThink a good way of telling if a house was ever owned by a family with kids is just to have a good look at the gaps between floor boards, skirting and what not, any glitter and you know kids have likely been there.", ">\n\nI'm an artist who works with glitter and resin, and you're all absolutely correct. It's a plague, and I love it. Studio floors are gorgeous, but it gets places I haven't been, ever. It's in my boyfriends welding helmet, and that doesn't come home.", ">\n\nI have 3 daughters and especially when they were younger it seemed like there was glitter everywhere in our house. Well I get a call from my sister who was part angry part couldn't stop laughing. I had given her some leftover infant diapers we had, and she was at the doctors with her recently born son.\nDuring the check up she saw a strange look come over the Docs face, concerned she moved to see what was going on and was horrified to see her sons balls sparkling with glitter.\nGlitter is trash, and gets EVERYWHERE.", ">\n\nWe buy stupid vinyl records that are damage the first time you use them, instead of CDs. CD s are just music delivery system. People buy non stick pans, which are disposable, as opposed to a stainless steel pans which will out last your grandchildren. People buy expensive cell phones that you throw out when the battery is dead. I have five working computers, that they turned off the operating systems. They say people buy fast fashion. Hell, I can't but anything else. I can live with the glitter.", ">\n\nI had my MacBook for 10 years. Still worked perfectly. But I couldn’t update it anymore. Roughly 6 months later, none of the apps I was trying to run would work anymore. So I had to get a new one. I didn’t need a new one. It was annoying. I like my current MacBook but I’m annoyed that I even have to have it.", ">\n\nthis sub needs an update it's littered with popular opinions", ">\n\nThe things people will do for karma.\nAnd people admit knowing the rules and upvoting when they agree", ">\n\nBioglitter ftw", ">\n\nNo glitter, ftmfw", ">\n\nWhy do you hate fun", ">\n\nWhy do you choose to be the way you are?", ">\n\nGlitter is the middle of sequins\nEdit: get rid of both", ">\n\nI love glitter. They shine and shimmer", ">\n\ndid something concerning glitter happen to you recently lol? jusk askin", ">\n\nOP is probably another victim of the glitter boobytrap.", ">\n\ni’m a raver so reading these comments is just painful 😭😭😭😭", ">\n\nBuy the bio/eco-friendly glitter! I use it for music festivals and love it.", ">\n\ngood idea 😊😊😊", ">\n\nWhen I need to use glitter, I'm buying a biodegradable one. Problem solved", ">\n\nI think it's funny that every time I go to a music festival the people who say they love the planet the most are the first to throw glitter and chemical glow sticks like it's going out of style.", ">\n\nI go to music festivals and love face glitter, but I buy the bio/eco glitter that is made from algae. Not trying to be confrontational with you, just don't want you to think that everyone who loves to sparkle hates the environment.", ">\n\nI hate both", ">\n\nThis isn't an unpopular opinion....\nIDK if you've seen Good Mythical Morning, but they had glitter on the show ONCE and then instituted a serious, company-wide policy of banning glitter completely. Link still looks mad whenever the subject of glitter comes up.", ">\n\nPREACH", ">\n\nCheck your mailbox (there is a glitter bomb)", ">\n\nCards that play music are electronic waste", ">\n\nI agree. Easy downvote.", ">", ">\n\nlol is reddit supoosed to be an imageboard now? whats with the image replies", ">", ">\n\nThis is 10/10 not an upopular opinion. It’s is literally the herpes of the arts and crafts world. Nobody wants it, but of COURSE somebody has it, and they usually don’t tell you about it until it’s too late, and once you have it it’s impossible to get rid of.", ">\n\nThat's a great analogy. Even though I love glitter", ">\n\nI teach little children. I absolutely love glitter!", ">\n\nFantastic read for anyone interested. \nWhat Is Glitter? By Caity Weaver for The New York Times", ">\n\nBiodegradable glitter", ">\n\nbiggest sigh known to man", ">\n\nI don’t do much craft, but me and all the other performers I know are using biodegradable glitter products now.", ">\n\nDon’t get me started on edible glitter…", ">\n\nThis girl I'm talking to said \"give me your arm\" I was watching TV so I just obliged, she rubbed my whole arm with a brush that got loads of glitter on my skin. \"Now you sparkle like me\" was all I got when I asked why on earth I would want that.", ">\n\nGlitter is the STI of the arts and crafts world", ">\n\nOn what planet is this unpopular?", ">\n\nMercury, the surface temperature permanently fuses the glitter with everything it touches", ">\n\nI agree, but I use biodegradable glitter. I wish I could ditch it but I’m a rave girl, so that’s simply not an option…😏", ">\n\nSame goes for filling party balloons with helium. Literally taking a finite resource and filling a piece of trash with it.", ">\n\nI hope someone glitterbombs you", ">\n\nI hope someone glitter bombs me.", ">\n\nI like glitter. I'm man enough to say it", ">\n\nIs this Opposite Day in r/unpopularopinion? \nr/unpopularopinion glitter is the best, closely followed by sand.", ">\n\nIt is always opposite day here.\nAny actual unpopular opinions were banned a long time ago, try mentioning weight or race and chances are the mods will automatically ban it.", ">\n\nI despise glitter, it gets EVERYWHERE, and it sticks too. I just do my best to avoid it", ">\n\nI love the look of glitter. I love the biodegradable stuff but the price is insane and to buy craft is so cheap and easy. It's disappointing. I have a cup that's covered in glitter the best part is it sealed in and does shed everywhere.", ">\n\nI smell this opinion getting deleted from a mile away", ">\n\nCan we use glitter for scammers and people who steal packages?", ">\n\nI remember seeing videos of this man who made this box which used GPS and hidden cameras on all sides to catch porch pirates. When the person took the packaging off the box, an alarm sounded and it would throw up massive clouds of glitter.", ">\n\nYES! AND BALLOONS!! Enough with the balloon releases and glitter bombs!!", ">\n\nI would have to argue that balloons are worse than glitter. At least from an environmental, less-waste perspective.", ">\n\nBalloons are an eco nightmare and I wish we could ban them... But glitter sucks too.", ">\n\nGlitter is the herpes of the craft world. I would be happy to never see it again", ">\n\nThis post is just an I hate glitter circle jerk. We all hate glitter", ">\n\nMark Rober gets a pass.", ">\n\nIf your only argument is based on microplastics, you need to find a better one lol", ">\n\nDidn't even have to read the post. Every mom everywhere agrees with you", ">\n\nWe have 4 kids and respectfully disagree", ">\n\n✨ I absolutely love glitter and if I could I would sprinkle it everywhere I went. I think this world would be a better place if there was more glitter in random places. ✨", ">\n\nlike your liver?\nmmm microplastics in liver", ">\n\nYes, I do. But I'll take my chances. Something has to be the cause of our death. Imagine if we were so scared of anything that may kill us, that we avoided doing anything. That's not living. If I die of glitter, I'll be okay with that.", ">\n\nI'm also ok with you dieing from glitter; myself, not so much.", ">\n\nBut I'm okay with you dieing from glitter.", ">\n\nHoly shit yes. \nFuck glitter. Shit should be flat out illegal!", ">\n\nI absolutely hate glitter on anything, crafting, makeup, clothes. The shit is ugly as f", ">\n\ni like glitter", ">", ">\n\nSomeone needs to invent biodegradable glitter ASAP", ">\n\nIt has existed for years now...", ">\n\nBut glitter tastes so good", ">\n\nYou mean with lipstick right? RIGHT??", ">\n\nMhmm sure! Yeah with lipstick, not...just plain glitter, totally!", ">\n\nGlitter is probably the worst thing to happen at the university I attended, because grad pics needed glitter and god forbid you clean up after your shoot.", ">\n\nPopular opinion!", ">\n\nnot only aesthetically lame but terrible for literally everyone and the environment", ">\n\nDoesnt even look good tbh", ">\n\nbiodegradable glitter is great! Balloons need to go if you are getting rid of glitter.", ">\n\nGot a bunch on me at Christmas from gift bags", ">\n\nBut how else would women figure out their husbands were at a strip club?", ">\n\nWho ever inventer and created glitter better die. Or is dead but yet glitter isnt yet. Fk", ">\n\nIt’s so pretty tho…", ">\n\nIs Glitter your mom's name?", ">\n\nI despite it as well", ">\n\nI was on some various drugs a couple weeks ago with my best bud. He randomly decided to blow a fistful of glitter directly into my face when I wasn’t paying attention. Needless to say I wasn’t amused. And two weeks later I’m still finding glitter around my room.", ">\n\nHow do you feel about edible or biodegradable glitter?", ">\n\nI did laundry today. I what was in the lint trap? Glitter", ">\n\nWhy do you people hate fun?", ">\n\nGlitter should dissolve in water and be good for plants/grass", ">\n\nIdgaf I love glitter", ">\n\nmmm I see an incredible amount of people bitch about glitter all the time. I think you have the popular opinion and I actually have the unpopular one for liking it lol.", ">\n\nOh I thought you were talking about the movie in which case I was going to say that’s not so unpopular.", ">\n\nGlitter: the herpes of arts & crafts", ">\n\nIt’s literally fancy dust, but it’s fun!", ">\n\nGlitter is the herpes of the craft world.", ">\n\nI spilled glitter in one of my tool bags 6 years ago and I am still finding bits. It's a disease that infects you and never get cured.", ">\n\nBiodegradable glitter?", ">\n\nyou know there is biodegradable glitter. it's made from seaweed.", ">\n\nPlastic glitter, yes. That's why we need more widely available biodegradable glitter, as in you should have to go hunting for an obscure store to find plastic glitter and it should be the more expensive option. You can have my edible glitter when you pry it from my cold, dead fingers!", ">\n\nComing from a dollar tree employee, you have spoken directly to my heart", ">\n\nLoose glitter, sure. Secured glitter is fine", ">\n\nI totally agree with you. But I don't think this is an unpopular opinion. No upvote for you.\nWe recently made some glitter slime at our house, however.", ">\n\nPeople could stop buying it all together but they would still make it.\nAppearantly there is some mystery company that buys like 80% of the world's glitter but Big Glitter won't tell us who because there is a confidentiality agreement and they want me to go insane because I will never know who is buying all the glitter and WHY!", ">\n\nIt’s Disney. (I have no idea but the glitter mess all over the Magic Kingdom is awful).", ">\n\nI have a coworker who makes a birthday board for our office every month and always uses glitter. There is now just permanently ingrained glitter on the desk, on the phone, on the floor, on everything. No amount of lysol or mopping or whatever else will get it. Infuriating.", ">\n\nGlitter is an ecological disaster.", ">\n\nWho cares? The minuscule amount of plastics left behind because of a bit of glitter is negligible", ">\n\nA friend of mine once said that glitter is the ‘herpes of arts and crafts’", ">\n\nPretty but agree", ">\n\nI just don't like glitter. Some glitter won't harm many people BUT GOD ITS SO ANNOYING! Never asked for you to stuff your gift with SHRAPNEL", ">\n\nBog standard super popular opinion. Are you a bot, or just living under a rock?", ">\n\nIf you can, you should definitely buy biodegradable glitter at sprinkles instead and then you don't have to worry obout microplastic", ">\n\nPlastic bags have been banned at most places for years where I live (Santa Cruz, CA). Only paper bags are available (with very few exceptions), and they cost 25 cents. \nBut I reused plastic bags all the time. Not so with paper bags, which often break during first use. I shoved plastic bags in my purse and didn’t have to remember to carry them in to the store like standard reusable bags. I’d get 5+ uses out of them. They also double as a handy bag you can stuff in your pocket when hiking, in case you come across any tasty mushrooms (a common occurrence for me!).\nBut glitter? I see that very rarely. Unless the ‘90s-style face glitter I used as a preteen has come back into fashion (which it may well have; I don’t know any teenagers).", ">\n\nWe gonna kill trees to make paper straws?", ">\n\nClap, clap, clap, white elephant party's everywhere. Til next year for revenge purposes.", ">\n\nHad a Christmas party at work I was still sweeping it up months later it got everywhere. After that the boss had a no glitter policy after that.", ">\n\nWhat did Mariah carey do to you?", ">\n\nYou say that because you don’t know Brazil’s carnival. Our outfits are entirely based on glitter. Sometimes only glitter in fact.", ">\n\nNot an unpopular opinion\nI just went through 2 days of trying to remove that bs from my jeans and a laptop bag because of a gift bag....it's still embedded into both even after trying to use a lint roller and laundry. What is the point of glitter when ppl can just use paint or ribbons..", ">\n\nIt's certainly true that the use of plastic products, including greeting cards and wrapping paper, can contribute to the problem of plastic pollution. Microplastics, which are small plastic particles that are 5 millimeters in size or smaller, can be found in a variety of products and can end up in the environment, where they can have negative impacts on wildlife and ecosystems. Reducing our use of plastic products can help to mitigate this problem.", ">\n\nFun fact: the biggest buyer of glitter by far is likely the US DoD, though they don’t actually divulge who they are. The glitter in chaff is most likely just the stuff you can buy at a craft store.", ">\n\nEverytime they get on my hands a puppy cries", ">\n\n90 % of waste plasitc is caused by like a dozen companies and is all pre consumer. Your hatred of glitter isnt unpopular, and banning glitter wont meaningfully impact the fight against microplastics.\nHoneatly a basic bitch take. Milktoast to the highest magnitude. The horseshoe theory of mediocre takes.", ">\n\ni strongly agree", ">\n\nWife bought glitter covered Christmas decoration nonsense, can’t get it out of the back-seat of the car, children’s booster seats or carpet. Glitter should be forbidden bylaw, seriously where is the petition! That stuff is evil.", ">\n\nDon’t tell us tell the strippers", ">\n\nThere isn’t a punishment great enough for whoever made that stuff", ">\n\nI dont know why everyone hates glitter so much but still uses it so much in pranks and other things.\nIm not an arts and crafts person so geass people love it for that. But most i see people use it for is to prank people with", ">\n\nI second you in this opinion. I hate glitter with all my heart", ">\n\nYes!! Glitter is the worst thing ever!!", ">\n\nDown-voted because I'm fairly certain most sane persons (and males) agree with you.", ">\n\nI used to have a serious phobia from glitter in 3rd grade 😭", ">\n\nSir, you wound me🤣🤣🤣", ">\n\nThe Macca's paper straws are properly shit. Fuck the turtles, they can just evolve to not need to breathe.", ">\n\nLOVE glitter, but I use biodegradable or dissolvable glitter I agree plastic glitter should be done with.", ">\n\nI read this post several times a year, who out here is still using glitter?! Damned boomers.", ">\n\nI don't think this is an unpopular opinion. A lot of people, myself included, hate that shit and it's a nightmare to clean up. Spill some on a carpet or rug, and it'll never leave.", ">\n\nGlitter is the devils creations, ugh.", ">\n\nbut it grants you a x2 boost to whatever field you're standing in", ">\n\nHAHAHA I just told someone at my wifes families christmas party to get away from me with that mess, It never really goes away, 20 years later i will walk by and notice a glint in the carpet and it will be that crazy gold glitter her cousin wore on her face.\nI guess your opinion is more popular than you might think! However her entire family tree would disagree, but grandma dont know how to use the internets lol", ">\n\nI’m always worried about getting that shit in my eyes", ">\n\nTrue story ..worked the bars many many years and honestly glitter saved my sanity ❤️ I figured out wearing glitter all over me I stopped perverted pigs from touching me 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 try touching me now ..now try and hold yourself when you hit the John voila your fucked explain that shit to your wife 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 like I said it changed my life", ">\n\nMy parents get the same Charlie Brown card 4-5 times every Christmas. It has glitter on the front and it gets everywhere !", ">\n\nI got glitter bombed once by my friend. \nI called them and told them they’ll be coming to my house to clean up the mess if they ever pull that crap again.", ">\n\nThat’s valid although I do this biodegradable glitter should be use more often as at least that’s more eco friendly", ">\n\nI love glitter, however I agree with the microplast issue. Thus, I use organic, biodegradable glitter. Solves that problem. I glue glitter to my face everyday. I have an office job lol. People think it's fun, and we're happy. Life's great." ]

[ "Glitter is the herpes of the crafting world", ">\n\nMy sister used to say this, she actually mailed our aunt a joke card filled with glitter designed to gently explode upon opening. When our aunt called our house, my sister just told her she gave her “glitter herpes” to remember her by. Six years latter, our aunt still finds little shiny specs on her couch and shag carpeting.", ">\n\nI'm so sorry to hear about your sister. I assume your aunt murdered her?", ">\n\nI'm sorry to hear Marcus's auntie still keeps shag carpeting. So much the worse for the glitter too.", ">\n\nYou got that wrong, Marcus's auntie keeps shagging carpets", ">\n\nMunch munch munch", ">\n\nDrove Uber, woman dropped a handful of glitter in the back seats, pissed I wouldn’t make a pit stop I guess. Didn’t notice, quick pick up of two nicely dressed women all in black on the way to a church service for their elderly mom. They noticed after sitting down in it. Still took the ride. I wanted to die seeing their black sparkly butts go up the church walk. Screw glitter and all who use it.", ">\n\nI'm not a huge fan of glitter, but biodegradable glitter does exist and is common. I think non-biodegradable glitter should stop being used though.", ">\n\nIt still gets EVERYWHERE", ">\n\nI don’t like sand", ">\n\nIt's coarse and rough and irritating", ">\n\nNot like here. Here everything is soft, and smooth.", ">\n\nRepeat after me kids:\nGLITTER IS LITTER", ">\n\nG-litter\nGlorious litter \nIt's pretty\nIt's still litter.", ">\n\n\"pretty to look at\" is as good as glitter gets", ">\n\nOf course. No one told you to eat it", ">\n\nA lot of times it contains heavy metals too", ">\n\nNo wonder those bands in the 80s used to use a lot of it", ">\n\nGlitter is the herpes of the rock world.", ">\n\nI think herpes was still the herpes of the rock world back then... poor Pam.", ">\n\nGlitter is not allowed in my house \nI allowed it once and still can find traces of it to this day....", ">\n\nI had a phone case with glitter. The thing busted months ago and I'm STILL finding traces of it", ">\n\nI will assault anyone who thinks it’s funny to give me a glitter bomb as a joke gift", ">\n\nGlitter bombs are only acceptable for cheating exes", ">\n\nAnd porch pirates", ">\n\nI saw a prank video about that on YouTube", ">\n\nYeah Mark Rober did it for 5 years, pretty epic prank", ">\n\nAs someone who just wore an all glitter dress I got for Christmas to an out of state function, I hate glitter. I burned the dress after I got home. Literally everywhere I went I left a trail of glitter and I felt like the biggest asshole on the planet. I went to go potty and the stall looked like someone murdered a glitter pixie. I don't think this is unpopular.", ">\n\nPotty? Grow up", ">\n\n/r/gatekeeping", ">\n\nPerhaps the most banal version of it.", ">\n\n\"Critics who treat 'adult' as a term of approval, instead of as a merely descriptive term, cannot be adult themselves. To be concerned about being grown up, to admire the grown up because it is grown up, to blush at the suspicion of being childish; these things are the marks of childhood and adolescence. And in childhood and adolescence they are, in moderation, healthy symptoms. Young things ought to want to grow. But to carry on into middle life or even into early manhood this concern about being adult is a mark of really arrested development. When I was ten, I read fairy tales in secret and would have been ashamed if I had been found doing so. Now that I am fifty I read them openly. When I became a man I put away childish things, including the fear of childishness and the desire to be very grown up.\" -- C.S. Lewis", ">\n\nAnd that's why I bought bio degradable glitter. I freaking love sparkles but the planet is important. There's also edible glitter that I plan on getting eventually.", ">\n\nIts fun. But you'll definitely spill some and find it everywhere for a few weeks. Not as bad as regular glitter tho. And your poop looks fancy for a day.\nBut: Biodegradable is a lie, usually. It's only biodegradable under VERY specific circumstances that are not met in a landfill or even most bio waste composting plants. Burning it works just fine :D", ">\n\nThis is popular as fuck", ">\n\nThe fact that glitter both exists and is used says otherwise.", ">\n\nI exist and am used, but I'm not popular.", ">\n\nBut are you biodegradable?", ">\n\nEverything except my bones.", ">\n\nGlitter is terrible. Now, sparkly stuff that doesn't bleed onto everything is okay and enjoyable. But glitter that leaks onto everything and never goes away is so bad", ">\n\nIm like a crow.. i need the shiny in my life", ">\n\nSAME", ">\n\nThe largest purchaser of glitter worldwide actively hides the fact that they are the largest purchaser of glitter worldwide", ">\n\nHow are you going to put me out there like that?", ">\n\nSorry De_Nilla the world has to know what you use all of it for", ">\n\nMy 6 year old could not disagree with this comment more strongly.", ">\n\nMy 4 year old too. \nShe dropped a tiny little tub of glitter on the floor (yay Christmas presents!) in the dining room and even after sweeping and hoovering the floor is SPARKLY!", ">\n\nyou could turn on a good old fashioned Kirby, leave it running in one spot for a century, pick it up and it will still sparkle under it", ">\n\nGlitter is a horrific abomination and if any type of plastic should be banned, it should be glitter.", ">\n\nI see your point. But it is oh so wonderful to send an enemy a glitter bomb.", ">\n\nPeople actually have enemies? And fantasize about vengeful antics?\nI really need to get out more", ">\n\nI would say this is the most popular opinion ever posted on this thread. NO ONE is coming out in support of glitter.", ">\n\ni support glitter 😂", ">\n\nDownvote this person into oblivion ☝️", ">\n\nThats a downvote for you! Glitter rules!", ">\n\nI hope you get it stuck in your hard to reach places!", ">\n\nAnd you have a life with no happy sparklies!", ">\n\nNGL, I don't even care about the whole micro plastics thing that much, I just hate the mess it leaves in general, seems the second a kid spills glitter in a house you're going to be finding little specs of glitter all around the place until the end of time. (or the building burns down, whatever is first) Even with effort to clean it up some always manages to remain. \nThink a good way of telling if a house was ever owned by a family with kids is just to have a good look at the gaps between floor boards, skirting and what not, any glitter and you know kids have likely been there.", ">\n\nI'm an artist who works with glitter and resin, and you're all absolutely correct. It's a plague, and I love it. Studio floors are gorgeous, but it gets places I haven't been, ever. It's in my boyfriends welding helmet, and that doesn't come home.", ">\n\nI have 3 daughters and especially when they were younger it seemed like there was glitter everywhere in our house. Well I get a call from my sister who was part angry part couldn't stop laughing. I had given her some leftover infant diapers we had, and she was at the doctors with her recently born son.\nDuring the check up she saw a strange look come over the Docs face, concerned she moved to see what was going on and was horrified to see her sons balls sparkling with glitter.\nGlitter is trash, and gets EVERYWHERE.", ">\n\nWe buy stupid vinyl records that are damage the first time you use them, instead of CDs. CD s are just music delivery system. People buy non stick pans, which are disposable, as opposed to a stainless steel pans which will out last your grandchildren. People buy expensive cell phones that you throw out when the battery is dead. I have five working computers, that they turned off the operating systems. They say people buy fast fashion. Hell, I can't but anything else. I can live with the glitter.", ">\n\nI had my MacBook for 10 years. Still worked perfectly. But I couldn’t update it anymore. Roughly 6 months later, none of the apps I was trying to run would work anymore. So I had to get a new one. I didn’t need a new one. It was annoying. I like my current MacBook but I’m annoyed that I even have to have it.", ">\n\nthis sub needs an update it's littered with popular opinions", ">\n\nThe things people will do for karma.\nAnd people admit knowing the rules and upvoting when they agree", ">\n\nBioglitter ftw", ">\n\nNo glitter, ftmfw", ">\n\nWhy do you hate fun", ">\n\nWhy do you choose to be the way you are?", ">\n\nGlitter is the middle of sequins\nEdit: get rid of both", ">\n\nI love glitter. They shine and shimmer", ">\n\ndid something concerning glitter happen to you recently lol? jusk askin", ">\n\nOP is probably another victim of the glitter boobytrap.", ">\n\ni’m a raver so reading these comments is just painful 😭😭😭😭", ">\n\nBuy the bio/eco-friendly glitter! I use it for music festivals and love it.", ">\n\ngood idea 😊😊😊", ">\n\nWhen I need to use glitter, I'm buying a biodegradable one. Problem solved", ">\n\nI think it's funny that every time I go to a music festival the people who say they love the planet the most are the first to throw glitter and chemical glow sticks like it's going out of style.", ">\n\nI go to music festivals and love face glitter, but I buy the bio/eco glitter that is made from algae. Not trying to be confrontational with you, just don't want you to think that everyone who loves to sparkle hates the environment.", ">\n\nI hate both", ">\n\nThis isn't an unpopular opinion....\nIDK if you've seen Good Mythical Morning, but they had glitter on the show ONCE and then instituted a serious, company-wide policy of banning glitter completely. Link still looks mad whenever the subject of glitter comes up.", ">\n\nPREACH", ">\n\nCheck your mailbox (there is a glitter bomb)", ">\n\nCards that play music are electronic waste", ">\n\nI agree. Easy downvote.", ">", ">\n\nlol is reddit supoosed to be an imageboard now? whats with the image replies", ">", ">\n\nThis is 10/10 not an upopular opinion. It’s is literally the herpes of the arts and crafts world. Nobody wants it, but of COURSE somebody has it, and they usually don’t tell you about it until it’s too late, and once you have it it’s impossible to get rid of.", ">\n\nThat's a great analogy. Even though I love glitter", ">\n\nI teach little children. I absolutely love glitter!", ">\n\nFantastic read for anyone interested. \nWhat Is Glitter? By Caity Weaver for The New York Times", ">\n\nBiodegradable glitter", ">\n\nbiggest sigh known to man", ">\n\nI don’t do much craft, but me and all the other performers I know are using biodegradable glitter products now.", ">\n\nDon’t get me started on edible glitter…", ">\n\nThis girl I'm talking to said \"give me your arm\" I was watching TV so I just obliged, she rubbed my whole arm with a brush that got loads of glitter on my skin. \"Now you sparkle like me\" was all I got when I asked why on earth I would want that.", ">\n\nGlitter is the STI of the arts and crafts world", ">\n\nOn what planet is this unpopular?", ">\n\nMercury, the surface temperature permanently fuses the glitter with everything it touches", ">\n\nI agree, but I use biodegradable glitter. I wish I could ditch it but I’m a rave girl, so that’s simply not an option…😏", ">\n\nSame goes for filling party balloons with helium. Literally taking a finite resource and filling a piece of trash with it.", ">\n\nI hope someone glitterbombs you", ">\n\nI hope someone glitter bombs me.", ">\n\nI like glitter. I'm man enough to say it", ">\n\nIs this Opposite Day in r/unpopularopinion? \nr/unpopularopinion glitter is the best, closely followed by sand.", ">\n\nIt is always opposite day here.\nAny actual unpopular opinions were banned a long time ago, try mentioning weight or race and chances are the mods will automatically ban it.", ">\n\nI despise glitter, it gets EVERYWHERE, and it sticks too. I just do my best to avoid it", ">\n\nI love the look of glitter. I love the biodegradable stuff but the price is insane and to buy craft is so cheap and easy. It's disappointing. I have a cup that's covered in glitter the best part is it sealed in and does shed everywhere.", ">\n\nI smell this opinion getting deleted from a mile away", ">\n\nCan we use glitter for scammers and people who steal packages?", ">\n\nI remember seeing videos of this man who made this box which used GPS and hidden cameras on all sides to catch porch pirates. When the person took the packaging off the box, an alarm sounded and it would throw up massive clouds of glitter.", ">\n\nYES! AND BALLOONS!! Enough with the balloon releases and glitter bombs!!", ">\n\nI would have to argue that balloons are worse than glitter. At least from an environmental, less-waste perspective.", ">\n\nBalloons are an eco nightmare and I wish we could ban them... But glitter sucks too.", ">\n\nGlitter is the herpes of the craft world. I would be happy to never see it again", ">\n\nThis post is just an I hate glitter circle jerk. We all hate glitter", ">\n\nMark Rober gets a pass.", ">\n\nIf your only argument is based on microplastics, you need to find a better one lol", ">\n\nDidn't even have to read the post. Every mom everywhere agrees with you", ">\n\nWe have 4 kids and respectfully disagree", ">\n\n✨ I absolutely love glitter and if I could I would sprinkle it everywhere I went. I think this world would be a better place if there was more glitter in random places. ✨", ">\n\nlike your liver?\nmmm microplastics in liver", ">\n\nYes, I do. But I'll take my chances. Something has to be the cause of our death. Imagine if we were so scared of anything that may kill us, that we avoided doing anything. That's not living. If I die of glitter, I'll be okay with that.", ">\n\nI'm also ok with you dieing from glitter; myself, not so much.", ">\n\nBut I'm okay with you dieing from glitter.", ">\n\nHoly shit yes. \nFuck glitter. Shit should be flat out illegal!", ">\n\nI absolutely hate glitter on anything, crafting, makeup, clothes. The shit is ugly as f", ">\n\ni like glitter", ">", ">\n\nSomeone needs to invent biodegradable glitter ASAP", ">\n\nIt has existed for years now...", ">\n\nBut glitter tastes so good", ">\n\nYou mean with lipstick right? RIGHT??", ">\n\nMhmm sure! Yeah with lipstick, not...just plain glitter, totally!", ">\n\nGlitter is probably the worst thing to happen at the university I attended, because grad pics needed glitter and god forbid you clean up after your shoot.", ">\n\nPopular opinion!", ">\n\nnot only aesthetically lame but terrible for literally everyone and the environment", ">\n\nDoesnt even look good tbh", ">\n\nbiodegradable glitter is great! Balloons need to go if you are getting rid of glitter.", ">\n\nGot a bunch on me at Christmas from gift bags", ">\n\nBut how else would women figure out their husbands were at a strip club?", ">\n\nWho ever inventer and created glitter better die. Or is dead but yet glitter isnt yet. Fk", ">\n\nIt’s so pretty tho…", ">\n\nIs Glitter your mom's name?", ">\n\nI despite it as well", ">\n\nI was on some various drugs a couple weeks ago with my best bud. He randomly decided to blow a fistful of glitter directly into my face when I wasn’t paying attention. Needless to say I wasn’t amused. And two weeks later I’m still finding glitter around my room.", ">\n\nHow do you feel about edible or biodegradable glitter?", ">\n\nI did laundry today. I what was in the lint trap? Glitter", ">\n\nWhy do you people hate fun?", ">\n\nGlitter should dissolve in water and be good for plants/grass", ">\n\nIdgaf I love glitter", ">\n\nmmm I see an incredible amount of people bitch about glitter all the time. I think you have the popular opinion and I actually have the unpopular one for liking it lol.", ">\n\nOh I thought you were talking about the movie in which case I was going to say that’s not so unpopular.", ">\n\nGlitter: the herpes of arts & crafts", ">\n\nIt’s literally fancy dust, but it’s fun!", ">\n\nGlitter is the herpes of the craft world.", ">\n\nI spilled glitter in one of my tool bags 6 years ago and I am still finding bits. It's a disease that infects you and never get cured.", ">\n\nBiodegradable glitter?", ">\n\nyou know there is biodegradable glitter. it's made from seaweed.", ">\n\nPlastic glitter, yes. That's why we need more widely available biodegradable glitter, as in you should have to go hunting for an obscure store to find plastic glitter and it should be the more expensive option. You can have my edible glitter when you pry it from my cold, dead fingers!", ">\n\nComing from a dollar tree employee, you have spoken directly to my heart", ">\n\nLoose glitter, sure. Secured glitter is fine", ">\n\nI totally agree with you. But I don't think this is an unpopular opinion. No upvote for you.\nWe recently made some glitter slime at our house, however.", ">\n\nPeople could stop buying it all together but they would still make it.\nAppearantly there is some mystery company that buys like 80% of the world's glitter but Big Glitter won't tell us who because there is a confidentiality agreement and they want me to go insane because I will never know who is buying all the glitter and WHY!", ">\n\nIt’s Disney. (I have no idea but the glitter mess all over the Magic Kingdom is awful).", ">\n\nI have a coworker who makes a birthday board for our office every month and always uses glitter. There is now just permanently ingrained glitter on the desk, on the phone, on the floor, on everything. No amount of lysol or mopping or whatever else will get it. Infuriating.", ">\n\nGlitter is an ecological disaster.", ">\n\nWho cares? The minuscule amount of plastics left behind because of a bit of glitter is negligible", ">\n\nA friend of mine once said that glitter is the ‘herpes of arts and crafts’", ">\n\nPretty but agree", ">\n\nI just don't like glitter. Some glitter won't harm many people BUT GOD ITS SO ANNOYING! Never asked for you to stuff your gift with SHRAPNEL", ">\n\nBog standard super popular opinion. Are you a bot, or just living under a rock?", ">\n\nIf you can, you should definitely buy biodegradable glitter at sprinkles instead and then you don't have to worry obout microplastic", ">\n\nPlastic bags have been banned at most places for years where I live (Santa Cruz, CA). Only paper bags are available (with very few exceptions), and they cost 25 cents. \nBut I reused plastic bags all the time. Not so with paper bags, which often break during first use. I shoved plastic bags in my purse and didn’t have to remember to carry them in to the store like standard reusable bags. I’d get 5+ uses out of them. They also double as a handy bag you can stuff in your pocket when hiking, in case you come across any tasty mushrooms (a common occurrence for me!).\nBut glitter? I see that very rarely. Unless the ‘90s-style face glitter I used as a preteen has come back into fashion (which it may well have; I don’t know any teenagers).", ">\n\nWe gonna kill trees to make paper straws?", ">\n\nClap, clap, clap, white elephant party's everywhere. Til next year for revenge purposes.", ">\n\nHad a Christmas party at work I was still sweeping it up months later it got everywhere. After that the boss had a no glitter policy after that.", ">\n\nWhat did Mariah carey do to you?", ">\n\nYou say that because you don’t know Brazil’s carnival. Our outfits are entirely based on glitter. Sometimes only glitter in fact.", ">\n\nNot an unpopular opinion\nI just went through 2 days of trying to remove that bs from my jeans and a laptop bag because of a gift bag....it's still embedded into both even after trying to use a lint roller and laundry. What is the point of glitter when ppl can just use paint or ribbons..", ">\n\nIt's certainly true that the use of plastic products, including greeting cards and wrapping paper, can contribute to the problem of plastic pollution. Microplastics, which are small plastic particles that are 5 millimeters in size or smaller, can be found in a variety of products and can end up in the environment, where they can have negative impacts on wildlife and ecosystems. Reducing our use of plastic products can help to mitigate this problem.", ">\n\nFun fact: the biggest buyer of glitter by far is likely the US DoD, though they don’t actually divulge who they are. The glitter in chaff is most likely just the stuff you can buy at a craft store.", ">\n\nEverytime they get on my hands a puppy cries", ">\n\n90 % of waste plasitc is caused by like a dozen companies and is all pre consumer. Your hatred of glitter isnt unpopular, and banning glitter wont meaningfully impact the fight against microplastics.\nHoneatly a basic bitch take. Milktoast to the highest magnitude. The horseshoe theory of mediocre takes.", ">\n\ni strongly agree", ">\n\nWife bought glitter covered Christmas decoration nonsense, can’t get it out of the back-seat of the car, children’s booster seats or carpet. Glitter should be forbidden bylaw, seriously where is the petition! That stuff is evil.", ">\n\nDon’t tell us tell the strippers", ">\n\nThere isn’t a punishment great enough for whoever made that stuff", ">\n\nI dont know why everyone hates glitter so much but still uses it so much in pranks and other things.\nIm not an arts and crafts person so geass people love it for that. But most i see people use it for is to prank people with", ">\n\nI second you in this opinion. I hate glitter with all my heart", ">\n\nYes!! Glitter is the worst thing ever!!", ">\n\nDown-voted because I'm fairly certain most sane persons (and males) agree with you.", ">\n\nI used to have a serious phobia from glitter in 3rd grade 😭", ">\n\nSir, you wound me🤣🤣🤣", ">\n\nThe Macca's paper straws are properly shit. Fuck the turtles, they can just evolve to not need to breathe.", ">\n\nLOVE glitter, but I use biodegradable or dissolvable glitter I agree plastic glitter should be done with.", ">\n\nI read this post several times a year, who out here is still using glitter?! Damned boomers.", ">\n\nI don't think this is an unpopular opinion. A lot of people, myself included, hate that shit and it's a nightmare to clean up. Spill some on a carpet or rug, and it'll never leave.", ">\n\nGlitter is the devils creations, ugh.", ">\n\nbut it grants you a x2 boost to whatever field you're standing in", ">\n\nHAHAHA I just told someone at my wifes families christmas party to get away from me with that mess, It never really goes away, 20 years later i will walk by and notice a glint in the carpet and it will be that crazy gold glitter her cousin wore on her face.\nI guess your opinion is more popular than you might think! However her entire family tree would disagree, but grandma dont know how to use the internets lol", ">\n\nI’m always worried about getting that shit in my eyes", ">\n\nTrue story ..worked the bars many many years and honestly glitter saved my sanity ❤️ I figured out wearing glitter all over me I stopped perverted pigs from touching me 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 try touching me now ..now try and hold yourself when you hit the John voila your fucked explain that shit to your wife 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 like I said it changed my life", ">\n\nMy parents get the same Charlie Brown card 4-5 times every Christmas. It has glitter on the front and it gets everywhere !", ">\n\nI got glitter bombed once by my friend. \nI called them and told them they’ll be coming to my house to clean up the mess if they ever pull that crap again.", ">\n\nThat’s valid although I do this biodegradable glitter should be use more often as at least that’s more eco friendly", ">\n\nI love glitter, however I agree with the microplast issue. Thus, I use organic, biodegradable glitter. Solves that problem. I glue glitter to my face everyday. I have an office job lol. People think it's fun, and we're happy. Life's great.", ">\n\nI love glitter. And we buy it biodegradable, so as far as the micro plastics are concerned, that's up to the consumer to know what they're buying.\nIf no one buys that kind, no one will make it anymore." ]

[ "Glitter is the herpes of the crafting world", ">\n\nMy sister used to say this, she actually mailed our aunt a joke card filled with glitter designed to gently explode upon opening. When our aunt called our house, my sister just told her she gave her “glitter herpes” to remember her by. Six years latter, our aunt still finds little shiny specs on her couch and shag carpeting.", ">\n\nI'm so sorry to hear about your sister. I assume your aunt murdered her?", ">\n\nI'm sorry to hear Marcus's auntie still keeps shag carpeting. So much the worse for the glitter too.", ">\n\nYou got that wrong, Marcus's auntie keeps shagging carpets", ">\n\nMunch munch munch", ">\n\nDrove Uber, woman dropped a handful of glitter in the back seats, pissed I wouldn’t make a pit stop I guess. Didn’t notice, quick pick up of two nicely dressed women all in black on the way to a church service for their elderly mom. They noticed after sitting down in it. Still took the ride. I wanted to die seeing their black sparkly butts go up the church walk. Screw glitter and all who use it.", ">\n\nI'm not a huge fan of glitter, but biodegradable glitter does exist and is common. I think non-biodegradable glitter should stop being used though.", ">\n\nIt still gets EVERYWHERE", ">\n\nI don’t like sand", ">\n\nIt's coarse and rough and irritating", ">\n\nNot like here. Here everything is soft, and smooth.", ">\n\nRepeat after me kids:\nGLITTER IS LITTER", ">\n\nG-litter\nGlorious litter \nIt's pretty\nIt's still litter.", ">\n\n\"pretty to look at\" is as good as glitter gets", ">\n\nOf course. No one told you to eat it", ">\n\nA lot of times it contains heavy metals too", ">\n\nNo wonder those bands in the 80s used to use a lot of it", ">\n\nGlitter is the herpes of the rock world.", ">\n\nI think herpes was still the herpes of the rock world back then... poor Pam.", ">\n\nGlitter is not allowed in my house \nI allowed it once and still can find traces of it to this day....", ">\n\nI had a phone case with glitter. The thing busted months ago and I'm STILL finding traces of it", ">\n\nI will assault anyone who thinks it’s funny to give me a glitter bomb as a joke gift", ">\n\nGlitter bombs are only acceptable for cheating exes", ">\n\nAnd porch pirates", ">\n\nI saw a prank video about that on YouTube", ">\n\nYeah Mark Rober did it for 5 years, pretty epic prank", ">\n\nAs someone who just wore an all glitter dress I got for Christmas to an out of state function, I hate glitter. I burned the dress after I got home. Literally everywhere I went I left a trail of glitter and I felt like the biggest asshole on the planet. I went to go potty and the stall looked like someone murdered a glitter pixie. I don't think this is unpopular.", ">\n\nPotty? Grow up", ">\n\n/r/gatekeeping", ">\n\nPerhaps the most banal version of it.", ">\n\n\"Critics who treat 'adult' as a term of approval, instead of as a merely descriptive term, cannot be adult themselves. To be concerned about being grown up, to admire the grown up because it is grown up, to blush at the suspicion of being childish; these things are the marks of childhood and adolescence. And in childhood and adolescence they are, in moderation, healthy symptoms. Young things ought to want to grow. But to carry on into middle life or even into early manhood this concern about being adult is a mark of really arrested development. When I was ten, I read fairy tales in secret and would have been ashamed if I had been found doing so. Now that I am fifty I read them openly. When I became a man I put away childish things, including the fear of childishness and the desire to be very grown up.\" -- C.S. Lewis", ">\n\nAnd that's why I bought bio degradable glitter. I freaking love sparkles but the planet is important. There's also edible glitter that I plan on getting eventually.", ">\n\nIts fun. But you'll definitely spill some and find it everywhere for a few weeks. Not as bad as regular glitter tho. And your poop looks fancy for a day.\nBut: Biodegradable is a lie, usually. It's only biodegradable under VERY specific circumstances that are not met in a landfill or even most bio waste composting plants. Burning it works just fine :D", ">\n\nThis is popular as fuck", ">\n\nThe fact that glitter both exists and is used says otherwise.", ">\n\nI exist and am used, but I'm not popular.", ">\n\nBut are you biodegradable?", ">\n\nEverything except my bones.", ">\n\nGlitter is terrible. Now, sparkly stuff that doesn't bleed onto everything is okay and enjoyable. But glitter that leaks onto everything and never goes away is so bad", ">\n\nIm like a crow.. i need the shiny in my life", ">\n\nSAME", ">\n\nThe largest purchaser of glitter worldwide actively hides the fact that they are the largest purchaser of glitter worldwide", ">\n\nHow are you going to put me out there like that?", ">\n\nSorry De_Nilla the world has to know what you use all of it for", ">\n\nMy 6 year old could not disagree with this comment more strongly.", ">\n\nMy 4 year old too. \nShe dropped a tiny little tub of glitter on the floor (yay Christmas presents!) in the dining room and even after sweeping and hoovering the floor is SPARKLY!", ">\n\nyou could turn on a good old fashioned Kirby, leave it running in one spot for a century, pick it up and it will still sparkle under it", ">\n\nGlitter is a horrific abomination and if any type of plastic should be banned, it should be glitter.", ">\n\nI see your point. But it is oh so wonderful to send an enemy a glitter bomb.", ">\n\nPeople actually have enemies? And fantasize about vengeful antics?\nI really need to get out more", ">\n\nI would say this is the most popular opinion ever posted on this thread. NO ONE is coming out in support of glitter.", ">\n\ni support glitter 😂", ">\n\nDownvote this person into oblivion ☝️", ">\n\nThats a downvote for you! Glitter rules!", ">\n\nI hope you get it stuck in your hard to reach places!", ">\n\nAnd you have a life with no happy sparklies!", ">\n\nNGL, I don't even care about the whole micro plastics thing that much, I just hate the mess it leaves in general, seems the second a kid spills glitter in a house you're going to be finding little specs of glitter all around the place until the end of time. (or the building burns down, whatever is first) Even with effort to clean it up some always manages to remain. \nThink a good way of telling if a house was ever owned by a family with kids is just to have a good look at the gaps between floor boards, skirting and what not, any glitter and you know kids have likely been there.", ">\n\nI'm an artist who works with glitter and resin, and you're all absolutely correct. It's a plague, and I love it. Studio floors are gorgeous, but it gets places I haven't been, ever. It's in my boyfriends welding helmet, and that doesn't come home.", ">\n\nI have 3 daughters and especially when they were younger it seemed like there was glitter everywhere in our house. Well I get a call from my sister who was part angry part couldn't stop laughing. I had given her some leftover infant diapers we had, and she was at the doctors with her recently born son.\nDuring the check up she saw a strange look come over the Docs face, concerned she moved to see what was going on and was horrified to see her sons balls sparkling with glitter.\nGlitter is trash, and gets EVERYWHERE.", ">\n\nWe buy stupid vinyl records that are damage the first time you use them, instead of CDs. CD s are just music delivery system. People buy non stick pans, which are disposable, as opposed to a stainless steel pans which will out last your grandchildren. People buy expensive cell phones that you throw out when the battery is dead. I have five working computers, that they turned off the operating systems. They say people buy fast fashion. Hell, I can't but anything else. I can live with the glitter.", ">\n\nI had my MacBook for 10 years. Still worked perfectly. But I couldn’t update it anymore. Roughly 6 months later, none of the apps I was trying to run would work anymore. So I had to get a new one. I didn’t need a new one. It was annoying. I like my current MacBook but I’m annoyed that I even have to have it.", ">\n\nthis sub needs an update it's littered with popular opinions", ">\n\nThe things people will do for karma.\nAnd people admit knowing the rules and upvoting when they agree", ">\n\nBioglitter ftw", ">\n\nNo glitter, ftmfw", ">\n\nWhy do you hate fun", ">\n\nWhy do you choose to be the way you are?", ">\n\nGlitter is the middle of sequins\nEdit: get rid of both", ">\n\nI love glitter. They shine and shimmer", ">\n\ndid something concerning glitter happen to you recently lol? jusk askin", ">\n\nOP is probably another victim of the glitter boobytrap.", ">\n\ni’m a raver so reading these comments is just painful 😭😭😭😭", ">\n\nBuy the bio/eco-friendly glitter! I use it for music festivals and love it.", ">\n\ngood idea 😊😊😊", ">\n\nWhen I need to use glitter, I'm buying a biodegradable one. Problem solved", ">\n\nI think it's funny that every time I go to a music festival the people who say they love the planet the most are the first to throw glitter and chemical glow sticks like it's going out of style.", ">\n\nI go to music festivals and love face glitter, but I buy the bio/eco glitter that is made from algae. Not trying to be confrontational with you, just don't want you to think that everyone who loves to sparkle hates the environment.", ">\n\nI hate both", ">\n\nThis isn't an unpopular opinion....\nIDK if you've seen Good Mythical Morning, but they had glitter on the show ONCE and then instituted a serious, company-wide policy of banning glitter completely. Link still looks mad whenever the subject of glitter comes up.", ">\n\nPREACH", ">\n\nCheck your mailbox (there is a glitter bomb)", ">\n\nCards that play music are electronic waste", ">\n\nI agree. Easy downvote.", ">", ">\n\nlol is reddit supoosed to be an imageboard now? whats with the image replies", ">", ">\n\nThis is 10/10 not an upopular opinion. It’s is literally the herpes of the arts and crafts world. Nobody wants it, but of COURSE somebody has it, and they usually don’t tell you about it until it’s too late, and once you have it it’s impossible to get rid of.", ">\n\nThat's a great analogy. Even though I love glitter", ">\n\nI teach little children. I absolutely love glitter!", ">\n\nFantastic read for anyone interested. \nWhat Is Glitter? By Caity Weaver for The New York Times", ">\n\nBiodegradable glitter", ">\n\nbiggest sigh known to man", ">\n\nI don’t do much craft, but me and all the other performers I know are using biodegradable glitter products now.", ">\n\nDon’t get me started on edible glitter…", ">\n\nThis girl I'm talking to said \"give me your arm\" I was watching TV so I just obliged, she rubbed my whole arm with a brush that got loads of glitter on my skin. \"Now you sparkle like me\" was all I got when I asked why on earth I would want that.", ">\n\nGlitter is the STI of the arts and crafts world", ">\n\nOn what planet is this unpopular?", ">\n\nMercury, the surface temperature permanently fuses the glitter with everything it touches", ">\n\nI agree, but I use biodegradable glitter. I wish I could ditch it but I’m a rave girl, so that’s simply not an option…😏", ">\n\nSame goes for filling party balloons with helium. Literally taking a finite resource and filling a piece of trash with it.", ">\n\nI hope someone glitterbombs you", ">\n\nI hope someone glitter bombs me.", ">\n\nI like glitter. I'm man enough to say it", ">\n\nIs this Opposite Day in r/unpopularopinion? \nr/unpopularopinion glitter is the best, closely followed by sand.", ">\n\nIt is always opposite day here.\nAny actual unpopular opinions were banned a long time ago, try mentioning weight or race and chances are the mods will automatically ban it.", ">\n\nI despise glitter, it gets EVERYWHERE, and it sticks too. I just do my best to avoid it", ">\n\nI love the look of glitter. I love the biodegradable stuff but the price is insane and to buy craft is so cheap and easy. It's disappointing. I have a cup that's covered in glitter the best part is it sealed in and does shed everywhere.", ">\n\nI smell this opinion getting deleted from a mile away", ">\n\nCan we use glitter for scammers and people who steal packages?", ">\n\nI remember seeing videos of this man who made this box which used GPS and hidden cameras on all sides to catch porch pirates. When the person took the packaging off the box, an alarm sounded and it would throw up massive clouds of glitter.", ">\n\nYES! AND BALLOONS!! Enough with the balloon releases and glitter bombs!!", ">\n\nI would have to argue that balloons are worse than glitter. At least from an environmental, less-waste perspective.", ">\n\nBalloons are an eco nightmare and I wish we could ban them... But glitter sucks too.", ">\n\nGlitter is the herpes of the craft world. I would be happy to never see it again", ">\n\nThis post is just an I hate glitter circle jerk. We all hate glitter", ">\n\nMark Rober gets a pass.", ">\n\nIf your only argument is based on microplastics, you need to find a better one lol", ">\n\nDidn't even have to read the post. Every mom everywhere agrees with you", ">\n\nWe have 4 kids and respectfully disagree", ">\n\n✨ I absolutely love glitter and if I could I would sprinkle it everywhere I went. I think this world would be a better place if there was more glitter in random places. ✨", ">\n\nlike your liver?\nmmm microplastics in liver", ">\n\nYes, I do. But I'll take my chances. Something has to be the cause of our death. Imagine if we were so scared of anything that may kill us, that we avoided doing anything. That's not living. If I die of glitter, I'll be okay with that.", ">\n\nI'm also ok with you dieing from glitter; myself, not so much.", ">\n\nBut I'm okay with you dieing from glitter.", ">\n\nHoly shit yes. \nFuck glitter. Shit should be flat out illegal!", ">\n\nI absolutely hate glitter on anything, crafting, makeup, clothes. The shit is ugly as f", ">\n\ni like glitter", ">", ">\n\nSomeone needs to invent biodegradable glitter ASAP", ">\n\nIt has existed for years now...", ">\n\nBut glitter tastes so good", ">\n\nYou mean with lipstick right? RIGHT??", ">\n\nMhmm sure! Yeah with lipstick, not...just plain glitter, totally!", ">\n\nGlitter is probably the worst thing to happen at the university I attended, because grad pics needed glitter and god forbid you clean up after your shoot.", ">\n\nPopular opinion!", ">\n\nnot only aesthetically lame but terrible for literally everyone and the environment", ">\n\nDoesnt even look good tbh", ">\n\nbiodegradable glitter is great! Balloons need to go if you are getting rid of glitter.", ">\n\nGot a bunch on me at Christmas from gift bags", ">\n\nBut how else would women figure out their husbands were at a strip club?", ">\n\nWho ever inventer and created glitter better die. Or is dead but yet glitter isnt yet. Fk", ">\n\nIt’s so pretty tho…", ">\n\nIs Glitter your mom's name?", ">\n\nI despite it as well", ">\n\nI was on some various drugs a couple weeks ago with my best bud. He randomly decided to blow a fistful of glitter directly into my face when I wasn’t paying attention. Needless to say I wasn’t amused. And two weeks later I’m still finding glitter around my room.", ">\n\nHow do you feel about edible or biodegradable glitter?", ">\n\nI did laundry today. I what was in the lint trap? Glitter", ">\n\nWhy do you people hate fun?", ">\n\nGlitter should dissolve in water and be good for plants/grass", ">\n\nIdgaf I love glitter", ">\n\nmmm I see an incredible amount of people bitch about glitter all the time. I think you have the popular opinion and I actually have the unpopular one for liking it lol.", ">\n\nOh I thought you were talking about the movie in which case I was going to say that’s not so unpopular.", ">\n\nGlitter: the herpes of arts & crafts", ">\n\nIt’s literally fancy dust, but it’s fun!", ">\n\nGlitter is the herpes of the craft world.", ">\n\nI spilled glitter in one of my tool bags 6 years ago and I am still finding bits. It's a disease that infects you and never get cured.", ">\n\nBiodegradable glitter?", ">\n\nyou know there is biodegradable glitter. it's made from seaweed.", ">\n\nPlastic glitter, yes. That's why we need more widely available biodegradable glitter, as in you should have to go hunting for an obscure store to find plastic glitter and it should be the more expensive option. You can have my edible glitter when you pry it from my cold, dead fingers!", ">\n\nComing from a dollar tree employee, you have spoken directly to my heart", ">\n\nLoose glitter, sure. Secured glitter is fine", ">\n\nI totally agree with you. But I don't think this is an unpopular opinion. No upvote for you.\nWe recently made some glitter slime at our house, however.", ">\n\nPeople could stop buying it all together but they would still make it.\nAppearantly there is some mystery company that buys like 80% of the world's glitter but Big Glitter won't tell us who because there is a confidentiality agreement and they want me to go insane because I will never know who is buying all the glitter and WHY!", ">\n\nIt’s Disney. (I have no idea but the glitter mess all over the Magic Kingdom is awful).", ">\n\nI have a coworker who makes a birthday board for our office every month and always uses glitter. There is now just permanently ingrained glitter on the desk, on the phone, on the floor, on everything. No amount of lysol or mopping or whatever else will get it. Infuriating.", ">\n\nGlitter is an ecological disaster.", ">\n\nWho cares? The minuscule amount of plastics left behind because of a bit of glitter is negligible", ">\n\nA friend of mine once said that glitter is the ‘herpes of arts and crafts’", ">\n\nPretty but agree", ">\n\nI just don't like glitter. Some glitter won't harm many people BUT GOD ITS SO ANNOYING! Never asked for you to stuff your gift with SHRAPNEL", ">\n\nBog standard super popular opinion. Are you a bot, or just living under a rock?", ">\n\nIf you can, you should definitely buy biodegradable glitter at sprinkles instead and then you don't have to worry obout microplastic", ">\n\nPlastic bags have been banned at most places for years where I live (Santa Cruz, CA). Only paper bags are available (with very few exceptions), and they cost 25 cents. \nBut I reused plastic bags all the time. Not so with paper bags, which often break during first use. I shoved plastic bags in my purse and didn’t have to remember to carry them in to the store like standard reusable bags. I’d get 5+ uses out of them. They also double as a handy bag you can stuff in your pocket when hiking, in case you come across any tasty mushrooms (a common occurrence for me!).\nBut glitter? I see that very rarely. Unless the ‘90s-style face glitter I used as a preteen has come back into fashion (which it may well have; I don’t know any teenagers).", ">\n\nWe gonna kill trees to make paper straws?", ">\n\nClap, clap, clap, white elephant party's everywhere. Til next year for revenge purposes.", ">\n\nHad a Christmas party at work I was still sweeping it up months later it got everywhere. After that the boss had a no glitter policy after that.", ">\n\nWhat did Mariah carey do to you?", ">\n\nYou say that because you don’t know Brazil’s carnival. Our outfits are entirely based on glitter. Sometimes only glitter in fact.", ">\n\nNot an unpopular opinion\nI just went through 2 days of trying to remove that bs from my jeans and a laptop bag because of a gift bag....it's still embedded into both even after trying to use a lint roller and laundry. What is the point of glitter when ppl can just use paint or ribbons..", ">\n\nIt's certainly true that the use of plastic products, including greeting cards and wrapping paper, can contribute to the problem of plastic pollution. Microplastics, which are small plastic particles that are 5 millimeters in size or smaller, can be found in a variety of products and can end up in the environment, where they can have negative impacts on wildlife and ecosystems. Reducing our use of plastic products can help to mitigate this problem.", ">\n\nFun fact: the biggest buyer of glitter by far is likely the US DoD, though they don’t actually divulge who they are. The glitter in chaff is most likely just the stuff you can buy at a craft store.", ">\n\nEverytime they get on my hands a puppy cries", ">\n\n90 % of waste plasitc is caused by like a dozen companies and is all pre consumer. Your hatred of glitter isnt unpopular, and banning glitter wont meaningfully impact the fight against microplastics.\nHoneatly a basic bitch take. Milktoast to the highest magnitude. The horseshoe theory of mediocre takes.", ">\n\ni strongly agree", ">\n\nWife bought glitter covered Christmas decoration nonsense, can’t get it out of the back-seat of the car, children’s booster seats or carpet. Glitter should be forbidden bylaw, seriously where is the petition! That stuff is evil.", ">\n\nDon’t tell us tell the strippers", ">\n\nThere isn’t a punishment great enough for whoever made that stuff", ">\n\nI dont know why everyone hates glitter so much but still uses it so much in pranks and other things.\nIm not an arts and crafts person so geass people love it for that. But most i see people use it for is to prank people with", ">\n\nI second you in this opinion. I hate glitter with all my heart", ">\n\nYes!! Glitter is the worst thing ever!!", ">\n\nDown-voted because I'm fairly certain most sane persons (and males) agree with you.", ">\n\nI used to have a serious phobia from glitter in 3rd grade 😭", ">\n\nSir, you wound me🤣🤣🤣", ">\n\nThe Macca's paper straws are properly shit. Fuck the turtles, they can just evolve to not need to breathe.", ">\n\nLOVE glitter, but I use biodegradable or dissolvable glitter I agree plastic glitter should be done with.", ">\n\nI read this post several times a year, who out here is still using glitter?! Damned boomers.", ">\n\nI don't think this is an unpopular opinion. A lot of people, myself included, hate that shit and it's a nightmare to clean up. Spill some on a carpet or rug, and it'll never leave.", ">\n\nGlitter is the devils creations, ugh.", ">\n\nbut it grants you a x2 boost to whatever field you're standing in", ">\n\nHAHAHA I just told someone at my wifes families christmas party to get away from me with that mess, It never really goes away, 20 years later i will walk by and notice a glint in the carpet and it will be that crazy gold glitter her cousin wore on her face.\nI guess your opinion is more popular than you might think! However her entire family tree would disagree, but grandma dont know how to use the internets lol", ">\n\nI’m always worried about getting that shit in my eyes", ">\n\nTrue story ..worked the bars many many years and honestly glitter saved my sanity ❤️ I figured out wearing glitter all over me I stopped perverted pigs from touching me 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 try touching me now ..now try and hold yourself when you hit the John voila your fucked explain that shit to your wife 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 like I said it changed my life", ">\n\nMy parents get the same Charlie Brown card 4-5 times every Christmas. It has glitter on the front and it gets everywhere !", ">\n\nI got glitter bombed once by my friend. \nI called them and told them they’ll be coming to my house to clean up the mess if they ever pull that crap again.", ">\n\nThat’s valid although I do this biodegradable glitter should be use more often as at least that’s more eco friendly", ">\n\nI love glitter, however I agree with the microplast issue. Thus, I use organic, biodegradable glitter. Solves that problem. I glue glitter to my face everyday. I have an office job lol. People think it's fun, and we're happy. Life's great.", ">\n\nI love glitter. And we buy it biodegradable, so as far as the micro plastics are concerned, that's up to the consumer to know what they're buying.\nIf no one buys that kind, no one will make it anymore.", ">\n\nAmen!" ]

[ "Glitter is the herpes of the crafting world", ">\n\nMy sister used to say this, she actually mailed our aunt a joke card filled with glitter designed to gently explode upon opening. When our aunt called our house, my sister just told her she gave her “glitter herpes” to remember her by. Six years latter, our aunt still finds little shiny specs on her couch and shag carpeting.", ">\n\nI'm so sorry to hear about your sister. I assume your aunt murdered her?", ">\n\nI'm sorry to hear Marcus's auntie still keeps shag carpeting. So much the worse for the glitter too.", ">\n\nYou got that wrong, Marcus's auntie keeps shagging carpets", ">\n\nMunch munch munch", ">\n\nDrove Uber, woman dropped a handful of glitter in the back seats, pissed I wouldn’t make a pit stop I guess. Didn’t notice, quick pick up of two nicely dressed women all in black on the way to a church service for their elderly mom. They noticed after sitting down in it. Still took the ride. I wanted to die seeing their black sparkly butts go up the church walk. Screw glitter and all who use it.", ">\n\nI'm not a huge fan of glitter, but biodegradable glitter does exist and is common. I think non-biodegradable glitter should stop being used though.", ">\n\nIt still gets EVERYWHERE", ">\n\nI don’t like sand", ">\n\nIt's coarse and rough and irritating", ">\n\nNot like here. Here everything is soft, and smooth.", ">\n\nRepeat after me kids:\nGLITTER IS LITTER", ">\n\nG-litter\nGlorious litter \nIt's pretty\nIt's still litter.", ">\n\n\"pretty to look at\" is as good as glitter gets", ">\n\nOf course. No one told you to eat it", ">\n\nA lot of times it contains heavy metals too", ">\n\nNo wonder those bands in the 80s used to use a lot of it", ">\n\nGlitter is the herpes of the rock world.", ">\n\nI think herpes was still the herpes of the rock world back then... poor Pam.", ">\n\nGlitter is not allowed in my house \nI allowed it once and still can find traces of it to this day....", ">\n\nI had a phone case with glitter. The thing busted months ago and I'm STILL finding traces of it", ">\n\nI will assault anyone who thinks it’s funny to give me a glitter bomb as a joke gift", ">\n\nGlitter bombs are only acceptable for cheating exes", ">\n\nAnd porch pirates", ">\n\nI saw a prank video about that on YouTube", ">\n\nYeah Mark Rober did it for 5 years, pretty epic prank", ">\n\nAs someone who just wore an all glitter dress I got for Christmas to an out of state function, I hate glitter. I burned the dress after I got home. Literally everywhere I went I left a trail of glitter and I felt like the biggest asshole on the planet. I went to go potty and the stall looked like someone murdered a glitter pixie. I don't think this is unpopular.", ">\n\nPotty? Grow up", ">\n\n/r/gatekeeping", ">\n\nPerhaps the most banal version of it.", ">\n\n\"Critics who treat 'adult' as a term of approval, instead of as a merely descriptive term, cannot be adult themselves. To be concerned about being grown up, to admire the grown up because it is grown up, to blush at the suspicion of being childish; these things are the marks of childhood and adolescence. And in childhood and adolescence they are, in moderation, healthy symptoms. Young things ought to want to grow. But to carry on into middle life or even into early manhood this concern about being adult is a mark of really arrested development. When I was ten, I read fairy tales in secret and would have been ashamed if I had been found doing so. Now that I am fifty I read them openly. When I became a man I put away childish things, including the fear of childishness and the desire to be very grown up.\" -- C.S. Lewis", ">\n\nAnd that's why I bought bio degradable glitter. I freaking love sparkles but the planet is important. There's also edible glitter that I plan on getting eventually.", ">\n\nIts fun. But you'll definitely spill some and find it everywhere for a few weeks. Not as bad as regular glitter tho. And your poop looks fancy for a day.\nBut: Biodegradable is a lie, usually. It's only biodegradable under VERY specific circumstances that are not met in a landfill or even most bio waste composting plants. Burning it works just fine :D", ">\n\nThis is popular as fuck", ">\n\nThe fact that glitter both exists and is used says otherwise.", ">\n\nI exist and am used, but I'm not popular.", ">\n\nBut are you biodegradable?", ">\n\nEverything except my bones.", ">\n\nGlitter is terrible. Now, sparkly stuff that doesn't bleed onto everything is okay and enjoyable. But glitter that leaks onto everything and never goes away is so bad", ">\n\nIm like a crow.. i need the shiny in my life", ">\n\nSAME", ">\n\nThe largest purchaser of glitter worldwide actively hides the fact that they are the largest purchaser of glitter worldwide", ">\n\nHow are you going to put me out there like that?", ">\n\nSorry De_Nilla the world has to know what you use all of it for", ">\n\nMy 6 year old could not disagree with this comment more strongly.", ">\n\nMy 4 year old too. \nShe dropped a tiny little tub of glitter on the floor (yay Christmas presents!) in the dining room and even after sweeping and hoovering the floor is SPARKLY!", ">\n\nyou could turn on a good old fashioned Kirby, leave it running in one spot for a century, pick it up and it will still sparkle under it", ">\n\nGlitter is a horrific abomination and if any type of plastic should be banned, it should be glitter.", ">\n\nI see your point. But it is oh so wonderful to send an enemy a glitter bomb.", ">\n\nPeople actually have enemies? And fantasize about vengeful antics?\nI really need to get out more", ">\n\nI would say this is the most popular opinion ever posted on this thread. NO ONE is coming out in support of glitter.", ">\n\ni support glitter 😂", ">\n\nDownvote this person into oblivion ☝️", ">\n\nThats a downvote for you! Glitter rules!", ">\n\nI hope you get it stuck in your hard to reach places!", ">\n\nAnd you have a life with no happy sparklies!", ">\n\nNGL, I don't even care about the whole micro plastics thing that much, I just hate the mess it leaves in general, seems the second a kid spills glitter in a house you're going to be finding little specs of glitter all around the place until the end of time. (or the building burns down, whatever is first) Even with effort to clean it up some always manages to remain. \nThink a good way of telling if a house was ever owned by a family with kids is just to have a good look at the gaps between floor boards, skirting and what not, any glitter and you know kids have likely been there.", ">\n\nI'm an artist who works with glitter and resin, and you're all absolutely correct. It's a plague, and I love it. Studio floors are gorgeous, but it gets places I haven't been, ever. It's in my boyfriends welding helmet, and that doesn't come home.", ">\n\nI have 3 daughters and especially when they were younger it seemed like there was glitter everywhere in our house. Well I get a call from my sister who was part angry part couldn't stop laughing. I had given her some leftover infant diapers we had, and she was at the doctors with her recently born son.\nDuring the check up she saw a strange look come over the Docs face, concerned she moved to see what was going on and was horrified to see her sons balls sparkling with glitter.\nGlitter is trash, and gets EVERYWHERE.", ">\n\nWe buy stupid vinyl records that are damage the first time you use them, instead of CDs. CD s are just music delivery system. People buy non stick pans, which are disposable, as opposed to a stainless steel pans which will out last your grandchildren. People buy expensive cell phones that you throw out when the battery is dead. I have five working computers, that they turned off the operating systems. They say people buy fast fashion. Hell, I can't but anything else. I can live with the glitter.", ">\n\nI had my MacBook for 10 years. Still worked perfectly. But I couldn’t update it anymore. Roughly 6 months later, none of the apps I was trying to run would work anymore. So I had to get a new one. I didn’t need a new one. It was annoying. I like my current MacBook but I’m annoyed that I even have to have it.", ">\n\nthis sub needs an update it's littered with popular opinions", ">\n\nThe things people will do for karma.\nAnd people admit knowing the rules and upvoting when they agree", ">\n\nBioglitter ftw", ">\n\nNo glitter, ftmfw", ">\n\nWhy do you hate fun", ">\n\nWhy do you choose to be the way you are?", ">\n\nGlitter is the middle of sequins\nEdit: get rid of both", ">\n\nI love glitter. They shine and shimmer", ">\n\ndid something concerning glitter happen to you recently lol? jusk askin", ">\n\nOP is probably another victim of the glitter boobytrap.", ">\n\ni’m a raver so reading these comments is just painful 😭😭😭😭", ">\n\nBuy the bio/eco-friendly glitter! I use it for music festivals and love it.", ">\n\ngood idea 😊😊😊", ">\n\nWhen I need to use glitter, I'm buying a biodegradable one. Problem solved", ">\n\nI think it's funny that every time I go to a music festival the people who say they love the planet the most are the first to throw glitter and chemical glow sticks like it's going out of style.", ">\n\nI go to music festivals and love face glitter, but I buy the bio/eco glitter that is made from algae. Not trying to be confrontational with you, just don't want you to think that everyone who loves to sparkle hates the environment.", ">\n\nI hate both", ">\n\nThis isn't an unpopular opinion....\nIDK if you've seen Good Mythical Morning, but they had glitter on the show ONCE and then instituted a serious, company-wide policy of banning glitter completely. Link still looks mad whenever the subject of glitter comes up.", ">\n\nPREACH", ">\n\nCheck your mailbox (there is a glitter bomb)", ">\n\nCards that play music are electronic waste", ">\n\nI agree. Easy downvote.", ">", ">\n\nlol is reddit supoosed to be an imageboard now? whats with the image replies", ">", ">\n\nThis is 10/10 not an upopular opinion. It’s is literally the herpes of the arts and crafts world. Nobody wants it, but of COURSE somebody has it, and they usually don’t tell you about it until it’s too late, and once you have it it’s impossible to get rid of.", ">\n\nThat's a great analogy. Even though I love glitter", ">\n\nI teach little children. I absolutely love glitter!", ">\n\nFantastic read for anyone interested. \nWhat Is Glitter? By Caity Weaver for The New York Times", ">\n\nBiodegradable glitter", ">\n\nbiggest sigh known to man", ">\n\nI don’t do much craft, but me and all the other performers I know are using biodegradable glitter products now.", ">\n\nDon’t get me started on edible glitter…", ">\n\nThis girl I'm talking to said \"give me your arm\" I was watching TV so I just obliged, she rubbed my whole arm with a brush that got loads of glitter on my skin. \"Now you sparkle like me\" was all I got when I asked why on earth I would want that.", ">\n\nGlitter is the STI of the arts and crafts world", ">\n\nOn what planet is this unpopular?", ">\n\nMercury, the surface temperature permanently fuses the glitter with everything it touches", ">\n\nI agree, but I use biodegradable glitter. I wish I could ditch it but I’m a rave girl, so that’s simply not an option…😏", ">\n\nSame goes for filling party balloons with helium. Literally taking a finite resource and filling a piece of trash with it.", ">\n\nI hope someone glitterbombs you", ">\n\nI hope someone glitter bombs me.", ">\n\nI like glitter. I'm man enough to say it", ">\n\nIs this Opposite Day in r/unpopularopinion? \nr/unpopularopinion glitter is the best, closely followed by sand.", ">\n\nIt is always opposite day here.\nAny actual unpopular opinions were banned a long time ago, try mentioning weight or race and chances are the mods will automatically ban it.", ">\n\nI despise glitter, it gets EVERYWHERE, and it sticks too. I just do my best to avoid it", ">\n\nI love the look of glitter. I love the biodegradable stuff but the price is insane and to buy craft is so cheap and easy. It's disappointing. I have a cup that's covered in glitter the best part is it sealed in and does shed everywhere.", ">\n\nI smell this opinion getting deleted from a mile away", ">\n\nCan we use glitter for scammers and people who steal packages?", ">\n\nI remember seeing videos of this man who made this box which used GPS and hidden cameras on all sides to catch porch pirates. When the person took the packaging off the box, an alarm sounded and it would throw up massive clouds of glitter.", ">\n\nYES! AND BALLOONS!! Enough with the balloon releases and glitter bombs!!", ">\n\nI would have to argue that balloons are worse than glitter. At least from an environmental, less-waste perspective.", ">\n\nBalloons are an eco nightmare and I wish we could ban them... But glitter sucks too.", ">\n\nGlitter is the herpes of the craft world. I would be happy to never see it again", ">\n\nThis post is just an I hate glitter circle jerk. We all hate glitter", ">\n\nMark Rober gets a pass.", ">\n\nIf your only argument is based on microplastics, you need to find a better one lol", ">\n\nDidn't even have to read the post. Every mom everywhere agrees with you", ">\n\nWe have 4 kids and respectfully disagree", ">\n\n✨ I absolutely love glitter and if I could I would sprinkle it everywhere I went. I think this world would be a better place if there was more glitter in random places. ✨", ">\n\nlike your liver?\nmmm microplastics in liver", ">\n\nYes, I do. But I'll take my chances. Something has to be the cause of our death. Imagine if we were so scared of anything that may kill us, that we avoided doing anything. That's not living. If I die of glitter, I'll be okay with that.", ">\n\nI'm also ok with you dieing from glitter; myself, not so much.", ">\n\nBut I'm okay with you dieing from glitter.", ">\n\nHoly shit yes. \nFuck glitter. Shit should be flat out illegal!", ">\n\nI absolutely hate glitter on anything, crafting, makeup, clothes. The shit is ugly as f", ">\n\ni like glitter", ">", ">\n\nSomeone needs to invent biodegradable glitter ASAP", ">\n\nIt has existed for years now...", ">\n\nBut glitter tastes so good", ">\n\nYou mean with lipstick right? RIGHT??", ">\n\nMhmm sure! Yeah with lipstick, not...just plain glitter, totally!", ">\n\nGlitter is probably the worst thing to happen at the university I attended, because grad pics needed glitter and god forbid you clean up after your shoot.", ">\n\nPopular opinion!", ">\n\nnot only aesthetically lame but terrible for literally everyone and the environment", ">\n\nDoesnt even look good tbh", ">\n\nbiodegradable glitter is great! Balloons need to go if you are getting rid of glitter.", ">\n\nGot a bunch on me at Christmas from gift bags", ">\n\nBut how else would women figure out their husbands were at a strip club?", ">\n\nWho ever inventer and created glitter better die. Or is dead but yet glitter isnt yet. Fk", ">\n\nIt’s so pretty tho…", ">\n\nIs Glitter your mom's name?", ">\n\nI despite it as well", ">\n\nI was on some various drugs a couple weeks ago with my best bud. He randomly decided to blow a fistful of glitter directly into my face when I wasn’t paying attention. Needless to say I wasn’t amused. And two weeks later I’m still finding glitter around my room.", ">\n\nHow do you feel about edible or biodegradable glitter?", ">\n\nI did laundry today. I what was in the lint trap? Glitter", ">\n\nWhy do you people hate fun?", ">\n\nGlitter should dissolve in water and be good for plants/grass", ">\n\nIdgaf I love glitter", ">\n\nmmm I see an incredible amount of people bitch about glitter all the time. I think you have the popular opinion and I actually have the unpopular one for liking it lol.", ">\n\nOh I thought you were talking about the movie in which case I was going to say that’s not so unpopular.", ">\n\nGlitter: the herpes of arts & crafts", ">\n\nIt’s literally fancy dust, but it’s fun!", ">\n\nGlitter is the herpes of the craft world.", ">\n\nI spilled glitter in one of my tool bags 6 years ago and I am still finding bits. It's a disease that infects you and never get cured.", ">\n\nBiodegradable glitter?", ">\n\nyou know there is biodegradable glitter. it's made from seaweed.", ">\n\nPlastic glitter, yes. That's why we need more widely available biodegradable glitter, as in you should have to go hunting for an obscure store to find plastic glitter and it should be the more expensive option. You can have my edible glitter when you pry it from my cold, dead fingers!", ">\n\nComing from a dollar tree employee, you have spoken directly to my heart", ">\n\nLoose glitter, sure. Secured glitter is fine", ">\n\nI totally agree with you. But I don't think this is an unpopular opinion. No upvote for you.\nWe recently made some glitter slime at our house, however.", ">\n\nPeople could stop buying it all together but they would still make it.\nAppearantly there is some mystery company that buys like 80% of the world's glitter but Big Glitter won't tell us who because there is a confidentiality agreement and they want me to go insane because I will never know who is buying all the glitter and WHY!", ">\n\nIt’s Disney. (I have no idea but the glitter mess all over the Magic Kingdom is awful).", ">\n\nI have a coworker who makes a birthday board for our office every month and always uses glitter. There is now just permanently ingrained glitter on the desk, on the phone, on the floor, on everything. No amount of lysol or mopping or whatever else will get it. Infuriating.", ">\n\nGlitter is an ecological disaster.", ">\n\nWho cares? The minuscule amount of plastics left behind because of a bit of glitter is negligible", ">\n\nA friend of mine once said that glitter is the ‘herpes of arts and crafts’", ">\n\nPretty but agree", ">\n\nI just don't like glitter. Some glitter won't harm many people BUT GOD ITS SO ANNOYING! Never asked for you to stuff your gift with SHRAPNEL", ">\n\nBog standard super popular opinion. Are you a bot, or just living under a rock?", ">\n\nIf you can, you should definitely buy biodegradable glitter at sprinkles instead and then you don't have to worry obout microplastic", ">\n\nPlastic bags have been banned at most places for years where I live (Santa Cruz, CA). Only paper bags are available (with very few exceptions), and they cost 25 cents. \nBut I reused plastic bags all the time. Not so with paper bags, which often break during first use. I shoved plastic bags in my purse and didn’t have to remember to carry them in to the store like standard reusable bags. I’d get 5+ uses out of them. They also double as a handy bag you can stuff in your pocket when hiking, in case you come across any tasty mushrooms (a common occurrence for me!).\nBut glitter? I see that very rarely. Unless the ‘90s-style face glitter I used as a preteen has come back into fashion (which it may well have; I don’t know any teenagers).", ">\n\nWe gonna kill trees to make paper straws?", ">\n\nClap, clap, clap, white elephant party's everywhere. Til next year for revenge purposes.", ">\n\nHad a Christmas party at work I was still sweeping it up months later it got everywhere. After that the boss had a no glitter policy after that.", ">\n\nWhat did Mariah carey do to you?", ">\n\nYou say that because you don’t know Brazil’s carnival. Our outfits are entirely based on glitter. Sometimes only glitter in fact.", ">\n\nNot an unpopular opinion\nI just went through 2 days of trying to remove that bs from my jeans and a laptop bag because of a gift bag....it's still embedded into both even after trying to use a lint roller and laundry. What is the point of glitter when ppl can just use paint or ribbons..", ">\n\nIt's certainly true that the use of plastic products, including greeting cards and wrapping paper, can contribute to the problem of plastic pollution. Microplastics, which are small plastic particles that are 5 millimeters in size or smaller, can be found in a variety of products and can end up in the environment, where they can have negative impacts on wildlife and ecosystems. Reducing our use of plastic products can help to mitigate this problem.", ">\n\nFun fact: the biggest buyer of glitter by far is likely the US DoD, though they don’t actually divulge who they are. The glitter in chaff is most likely just the stuff you can buy at a craft store.", ">\n\nEverytime they get on my hands a puppy cries", ">\n\n90 % of waste plasitc is caused by like a dozen companies and is all pre consumer. Your hatred of glitter isnt unpopular, and banning glitter wont meaningfully impact the fight against microplastics.\nHoneatly a basic bitch take. Milktoast to the highest magnitude. The horseshoe theory of mediocre takes.", ">\n\ni strongly agree", ">\n\nWife bought glitter covered Christmas decoration nonsense, can’t get it out of the back-seat of the car, children’s booster seats or carpet. Glitter should be forbidden bylaw, seriously where is the petition! That stuff is evil.", ">\n\nDon’t tell us tell the strippers", ">\n\nThere isn’t a punishment great enough for whoever made that stuff", ">\n\nI dont know why everyone hates glitter so much but still uses it so much in pranks and other things.\nIm not an arts and crafts person so geass people love it for that. But most i see people use it for is to prank people with", ">\n\nI second you in this opinion. I hate glitter with all my heart", ">\n\nYes!! Glitter is the worst thing ever!!", ">\n\nDown-voted because I'm fairly certain most sane persons (and males) agree with you.", ">\n\nI used to have a serious phobia from glitter in 3rd grade 😭", ">\n\nSir, you wound me🤣🤣🤣", ">\n\nThe Macca's paper straws are properly shit. Fuck the turtles, they can just evolve to not need to breathe.", ">\n\nLOVE glitter, but I use biodegradable or dissolvable glitter I agree plastic glitter should be done with.", ">\n\nI read this post several times a year, who out here is still using glitter?! Damned boomers.", ">\n\nI don't think this is an unpopular opinion. A lot of people, myself included, hate that shit and it's a nightmare to clean up. Spill some on a carpet or rug, and it'll never leave.", ">\n\nGlitter is the devils creations, ugh.", ">\n\nbut it grants you a x2 boost to whatever field you're standing in", ">\n\nHAHAHA I just told someone at my wifes families christmas party to get away from me with that mess, It never really goes away, 20 years later i will walk by and notice a glint in the carpet and it will be that crazy gold glitter her cousin wore on her face.\nI guess your opinion is more popular than you might think! However her entire family tree would disagree, but grandma dont know how to use the internets lol", ">\n\nI’m always worried about getting that shit in my eyes", ">\n\nTrue story ..worked the bars many many years and honestly glitter saved my sanity ❤️ I figured out wearing glitter all over me I stopped perverted pigs from touching me 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 try touching me now ..now try and hold yourself when you hit the John voila your fucked explain that shit to your wife 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 like I said it changed my life", ">\n\nMy parents get the same Charlie Brown card 4-5 times every Christmas. It has glitter on the front and it gets everywhere !", ">\n\nI got glitter bombed once by my friend. \nI called them and told them they’ll be coming to my house to clean up the mess if they ever pull that crap again.", ">\n\nThat’s valid although I do this biodegradable glitter should be use more often as at least that’s more eco friendly", ">\n\nI love glitter, however I agree with the microplast issue. Thus, I use organic, biodegradable glitter. Solves that problem. I glue glitter to my face everyday. I have an office job lol. People think it's fun, and we're happy. Life's great.", ">\n\nI love glitter. And we buy it biodegradable, so as far as the micro plastics are concerned, that's up to the consumer to know what they're buying.\nIf no one buys that kind, no one will make it anymore.", ">\n\nAmen!", ">\n\nExactly! It gets everywhere, is bad for the environment, and just looks straight up tacky" ]

[ "Glitter is the herpes of the crafting world", ">\n\nMy sister used to say this, she actually mailed our aunt a joke card filled with glitter designed to gently explode upon opening. When our aunt called our house, my sister just told her she gave her “glitter herpes” to remember her by. Six years latter, our aunt still finds little shiny specs on her couch and shag carpeting.", ">\n\nI'm so sorry to hear about your sister. I assume your aunt murdered her?", ">\n\nI'm sorry to hear Marcus's auntie still keeps shag carpeting. So much the worse for the glitter too.", ">\n\nYou got that wrong, Marcus's auntie keeps shagging carpets", ">\n\nMunch munch munch", ">\n\nDrove Uber, woman dropped a handful of glitter in the back seats, pissed I wouldn’t make a pit stop I guess. Didn’t notice, quick pick up of two nicely dressed women all in black on the way to a church service for their elderly mom. They noticed after sitting down in it. Still took the ride. I wanted to die seeing their black sparkly butts go up the church walk. Screw glitter and all who use it.", ">\n\nI'm not a huge fan of glitter, but biodegradable glitter does exist and is common. I think non-biodegradable glitter should stop being used though.", ">\n\nIt still gets EVERYWHERE", ">\n\nI don’t like sand", ">\n\nIt's coarse and rough and irritating", ">\n\nNot like here. Here everything is soft, and smooth.", ">\n\nRepeat after me kids:\nGLITTER IS LITTER", ">\n\nG-litter\nGlorious litter \nIt's pretty\nIt's still litter.", ">\n\n\"pretty to look at\" is as good as glitter gets", ">\n\nOf course. No one told you to eat it", ">\n\nA lot of times it contains heavy metals too", ">\n\nNo wonder those bands in the 80s used to use a lot of it", ">\n\nGlitter is the herpes of the rock world.", ">\n\nI think herpes was still the herpes of the rock world back then... poor Pam.", ">\n\nGlitter is not allowed in my house \nI allowed it once and still can find traces of it to this day....", ">\n\nI had a phone case with glitter. The thing busted months ago and I'm STILL finding traces of it", ">\n\nI will assault anyone who thinks it’s funny to give me a glitter bomb as a joke gift", ">\n\nGlitter bombs are only acceptable for cheating exes", ">\n\nAnd porch pirates", ">\n\nI saw a prank video about that on YouTube", ">\n\nYeah Mark Rober did it for 5 years, pretty epic prank", ">\n\nAs someone who just wore an all glitter dress I got for Christmas to an out of state function, I hate glitter. I burned the dress after I got home. Literally everywhere I went I left a trail of glitter and I felt like the biggest asshole on the planet. I went to go potty and the stall looked like someone murdered a glitter pixie. I don't think this is unpopular.", ">\n\nPotty? Grow up", ">\n\n/r/gatekeeping", ">\n\nPerhaps the most banal version of it.", ">\n\n\"Critics who treat 'adult' as a term of approval, instead of as a merely descriptive term, cannot be adult themselves. To be concerned about being grown up, to admire the grown up because it is grown up, to blush at the suspicion of being childish; these things are the marks of childhood and adolescence. And in childhood and adolescence they are, in moderation, healthy symptoms. Young things ought to want to grow. But to carry on into middle life or even into early manhood this concern about being adult is a mark of really arrested development. When I was ten, I read fairy tales in secret and would have been ashamed if I had been found doing so. Now that I am fifty I read them openly. When I became a man I put away childish things, including the fear of childishness and the desire to be very grown up.\" -- C.S. Lewis", ">\n\nAnd that's why I bought bio degradable glitter. I freaking love sparkles but the planet is important. There's also edible glitter that I plan on getting eventually.", ">\n\nIts fun. But you'll definitely spill some and find it everywhere for a few weeks. Not as bad as regular glitter tho. And your poop looks fancy for a day.\nBut: Biodegradable is a lie, usually. It's only biodegradable under VERY specific circumstances that are not met in a landfill or even most bio waste composting plants. Burning it works just fine :D", ">\n\nThis is popular as fuck", ">\n\nThe fact that glitter both exists and is used says otherwise.", ">\n\nI exist and am used, but I'm not popular.", ">\n\nBut are you biodegradable?", ">\n\nEverything except my bones.", ">\n\nGlitter is terrible. Now, sparkly stuff that doesn't bleed onto everything is okay and enjoyable. But glitter that leaks onto everything and never goes away is so bad", ">\n\nIm like a crow.. i need the shiny in my life", ">\n\nSAME", ">\n\nThe largest purchaser of glitter worldwide actively hides the fact that they are the largest purchaser of glitter worldwide", ">\n\nHow are you going to put me out there like that?", ">\n\nSorry De_Nilla the world has to know what you use all of it for", ">\n\nMy 6 year old could not disagree with this comment more strongly.", ">\n\nMy 4 year old too. \nShe dropped a tiny little tub of glitter on the floor (yay Christmas presents!) in the dining room and even after sweeping and hoovering the floor is SPARKLY!", ">\n\nyou could turn on a good old fashioned Kirby, leave it running in one spot for a century, pick it up and it will still sparkle under it", ">\n\nGlitter is a horrific abomination and if any type of plastic should be banned, it should be glitter.", ">\n\nI see your point. But it is oh so wonderful to send an enemy a glitter bomb.", ">\n\nPeople actually have enemies? And fantasize about vengeful antics?\nI really need to get out more", ">\n\nI would say this is the most popular opinion ever posted on this thread. NO ONE is coming out in support of glitter.", ">\n\ni support glitter 😂", ">\n\nDownvote this person into oblivion ☝️", ">\n\nThats a downvote for you! Glitter rules!", ">\n\nI hope you get it stuck in your hard to reach places!", ">\n\nAnd you have a life with no happy sparklies!", ">\n\nNGL, I don't even care about the whole micro plastics thing that much, I just hate the mess it leaves in general, seems the second a kid spills glitter in a house you're going to be finding little specs of glitter all around the place until the end of time. (or the building burns down, whatever is first) Even with effort to clean it up some always manages to remain. \nThink a good way of telling if a house was ever owned by a family with kids is just to have a good look at the gaps between floor boards, skirting and what not, any glitter and you know kids have likely been there.", ">\n\nI'm an artist who works with glitter and resin, and you're all absolutely correct. It's a plague, and I love it. Studio floors are gorgeous, but it gets places I haven't been, ever. It's in my boyfriends welding helmet, and that doesn't come home.", ">\n\nI have 3 daughters and especially when they were younger it seemed like there was glitter everywhere in our house. Well I get a call from my sister who was part angry part couldn't stop laughing. I had given her some leftover infant diapers we had, and she was at the doctors with her recently born son.\nDuring the check up she saw a strange look come over the Docs face, concerned she moved to see what was going on and was horrified to see her sons balls sparkling with glitter.\nGlitter is trash, and gets EVERYWHERE.", ">\n\nWe buy stupid vinyl records that are damage the first time you use them, instead of CDs. CD s are just music delivery system. People buy non stick pans, which are disposable, as opposed to a stainless steel pans which will out last your grandchildren. People buy expensive cell phones that you throw out when the battery is dead. I have five working computers, that they turned off the operating systems. They say people buy fast fashion. Hell, I can't but anything else. I can live with the glitter.", ">\n\nI had my MacBook for 10 years. Still worked perfectly. But I couldn’t update it anymore. Roughly 6 months later, none of the apps I was trying to run would work anymore. So I had to get a new one. I didn’t need a new one. It was annoying. I like my current MacBook but I’m annoyed that I even have to have it.", ">\n\nthis sub needs an update it's littered with popular opinions", ">\n\nThe things people will do for karma.\nAnd people admit knowing the rules and upvoting when they agree", ">\n\nBioglitter ftw", ">\n\nNo glitter, ftmfw", ">\n\nWhy do you hate fun", ">\n\nWhy do you choose to be the way you are?", ">\n\nGlitter is the middle of sequins\nEdit: get rid of both", ">\n\nI love glitter. They shine and shimmer", ">\n\ndid something concerning glitter happen to you recently lol? jusk askin", ">\n\nOP is probably another victim of the glitter boobytrap.", ">\n\ni’m a raver so reading these comments is just painful 😭😭😭😭", ">\n\nBuy the bio/eco-friendly glitter! I use it for music festivals and love it.", ">\n\ngood idea 😊😊😊", ">\n\nWhen I need to use glitter, I'm buying a biodegradable one. Problem solved", ">\n\nI think it's funny that every time I go to a music festival the people who say they love the planet the most are the first to throw glitter and chemical glow sticks like it's going out of style.", ">\n\nI go to music festivals and love face glitter, but I buy the bio/eco glitter that is made from algae. Not trying to be confrontational with you, just don't want you to think that everyone who loves to sparkle hates the environment.", ">\n\nI hate both", ">\n\nThis isn't an unpopular opinion....\nIDK if you've seen Good Mythical Morning, but they had glitter on the show ONCE and then instituted a serious, company-wide policy of banning glitter completely. Link still looks mad whenever the subject of glitter comes up.", ">\n\nPREACH", ">\n\nCheck your mailbox (there is a glitter bomb)", ">\n\nCards that play music are electronic waste", ">\n\nI agree. Easy downvote.", ">", ">\n\nlol is reddit supoosed to be an imageboard now? whats with the image replies", ">", ">\n\nThis is 10/10 not an upopular opinion. It’s is literally the herpes of the arts and crafts world. Nobody wants it, but of COURSE somebody has it, and they usually don’t tell you about it until it’s too late, and once you have it it’s impossible to get rid of.", ">\n\nThat's a great analogy. Even though I love glitter", ">\n\nI teach little children. I absolutely love glitter!", ">\n\nFantastic read for anyone interested. \nWhat Is Glitter? By Caity Weaver for The New York Times", ">\n\nBiodegradable glitter", ">\n\nbiggest sigh known to man", ">\n\nI don’t do much craft, but me and all the other performers I know are using biodegradable glitter products now.", ">\n\nDon’t get me started on edible glitter…", ">\n\nThis girl I'm talking to said \"give me your arm\" I was watching TV so I just obliged, she rubbed my whole arm with a brush that got loads of glitter on my skin. \"Now you sparkle like me\" was all I got when I asked why on earth I would want that.", ">\n\nGlitter is the STI of the arts and crafts world", ">\n\nOn what planet is this unpopular?", ">\n\nMercury, the surface temperature permanently fuses the glitter with everything it touches", ">\n\nI agree, but I use biodegradable glitter. I wish I could ditch it but I’m a rave girl, so that’s simply not an option…😏", ">\n\nSame goes for filling party balloons with helium. Literally taking a finite resource and filling a piece of trash with it.", ">\n\nI hope someone glitterbombs you", ">\n\nI hope someone glitter bombs me.", ">\n\nI like glitter. I'm man enough to say it", ">\n\nIs this Opposite Day in r/unpopularopinion? \nr/unpopularopinion glitter is the best, closely followed by sand.", ">\n\nIt is always opposite day here.\nAny actual unpopular opinions were banned a long time ago, try mentioning weight or race and chances are the mods will automatically ban it.", ">\n\nI despise glitter, it gets EVERYWHERE, and it sticks too. I just do my best to avoid it", ">\n\nI love the look of glitter. I love the biodegradable stuff but the price is insane and to buy craft is so cheap and easy. It's disappointing. I have a cup that's covered in glitter the best part is it sealed in and does shed everywhere.", ">\n\nI smell this opinion getting deleted from a mile away", ">\n\nCan we use glitter for scammers and people who steal packages?", ">\n\nI remember seeing videos of this man who made this box which used GPS and hidden cameras on all sides to catch porch pirates. When the person took the packaging off the box, an alarm sounded and it would throw up massive clouds of glitter.", ">\n\nYES! AND BALLOONS!! Enough with the balloon releases and glitter bombs!!", ">\n\nI would have to argue that balloons are worse than glitter. At least from an environmental, less-waste perspective.", ">\n\nBalloons are an eco nightmare and I wish we could ban them... But glitter sucks too.", ">\n\nGlitter is the herpes of the craft world. I would be happy to never see it again", ">\n\nThis post is just an I hate glitter circle jerk. We all hate glitter", ">\n\nMark Rober gets a pass.", ">\n\nIf your only argument is based on microplastics, you need to find a better one lol", ">\n\nDidn't even have to read the post. Every mom everywhere agrees with you", ">\n\nWe have 4 kids and respectfully disagree", ">\n\n✨ I absolutely love glitter and if I could I would sprinkle it everywhere I went. I think this world would be a better place if there was more glitter in random places. ✨", ">\n\nlike your liver?\nmmm microplastics in liver", ">\n\nYes, I do. But I'll take my chances. Something has to be the cause of our death. Imagine if we were so scared of anything that may kill us, that we avoided doing anything. That's not living. If I die of glitter, I'll be okay with that.", ">\n\nI'm also ok with you dieing from glitter; myself, not so much.", ">\n\nBut I'm okay with you dieing from glitter.", ">\n\nHoly shit yes. \nFuck glitter. Shit should be flat out illegal!", ">\n\nI absolutely hate glitter on anything, crafting, makeup, clothes. The shit is ugly as f", ">\n\ni like glitter", ">", ">\n\nSomeone needs to invent biodegradable glitter ASAP", ">\n\nIt has existed for years now...", ">\n\nBut glitter tastes so good", ">\n\nYou mean with lipstick right? RIGHT??", ">\n\nMhmm sure! Yeah with lipstick, not...just plain glitter, totally!", ">\n\nGlitter is probably the worst thing to happen at the university I attended, because grad pics needed glitter and god forbid you clean up after your shoot.", ">\n\nPopular opinion!", ">\n\nnot only aesthetically lame but terrible for literally everyone and the environment", ">\n\nDoesnt even look good tbh", ">\n\nbiodegradable glitter is great! Balloons need to go if you are getting rid of glitter.", ">\n\nGot a bunch on me at Christmas from gift bags", ">\n\nBut how else would women figure out their husbands were at a strip club?", ">\n\nWho ever inventer and created glitter better die. Or is dead but yet glitter isnt yet. Fk", ">\n\nIt’s so pretty tho…", ">\n\nIs Glitter your mom's name?", ">\n\nI despite it as well", ">\n\nI was on some various drugs a couple weeks ago with my best bud. He randomly decided to blow a fistful of glitter directly into my face when I wasn’t paying attention. Needless to say I wasn’t amused. And two weeks later I’m still finding glitter around my room.", ">\n\nHow do you feel about edible or biodegradable glitter?", ">\n\nI did laundry today. I what was in the lint trap? Glitter", ">\n\nWhy do you people hate fun?", ">\n\nGlitter should dissolve in water and be good for plants/grass", ">\n\nIdgaf I love glitter", ">\n\nmmm I see an incredible amount of people bitch about glitter all the time. I think you have the popular opinion and I actually have the unpopular one for liking it lol.", ">\n\nOh I thought you were talking about the movie in which case I was going to say that’s not so unpopular.", ">\n\nGlitter: the herpes of arts & crafts", ">\n\nIt’s literally fancy dust, but it’s fun!", ">\n\nGlitter is the herpes of the craft world.", ">\n\nI spilled glitter in one of my tool bags 6 years ago and I am still finding bits. It's a disease that infects you and never get cured.", ">\n\nBiodegradable glitter?", ">\n\nyou know there is biodegradable glitter. it's made from seaweed.", ">\n\nPlastic glitter, yes. That's why we need more widely available biodegradable glitter, as in you should have to go hunting for an obscure store to find plastic glitter and it should be the more expensive option. You can have my edible glitter when you pry it from my cold, dead fingers!", ">\n\nComing from a dollar tree employee, you have spoken directly to my heart", ">\n\nLoose glitter, sure. Secured glitter is fine", ">\n\nI totally agree with you. But I don't think this is an unpopular opinion. No upvote for you.\nWe recently made some glitter slime at our house, however.", ">\n\nPeople could stop buying it all together but they would still make it.\nAppearantly there is some mystery company that buys like 80% of the world's glitter but Big Glitter won't tell us who because there is a confidentiality agreement and they want me to go insane because I will never know who is buying all the glitter and WHY!", ">\n\nIt’s Disney. (I have no idea but the glitter mess all over the Magic Kingdom is awful).", ">\n\nI have a coworker who makes a birthday board for our office every month and always uses glitter. There is now just permanently ingrained glitter on the desk, on the phone, on the floor, on everything. No amount of lysol or mopping or whatever else will get it. Infuriating.", ">\n\nGlitter is an ecological disaster.", ">\n\nWho cares? The minuscule amount of plastics left behind because of a bit of glitter is negligible", ">\n\nA friend of mine once said that glitter is the ‘herpes of arts and crafts’", ">\n\nPretty but agree", ">\n\nI just don't like glitter. Some glitter won't harm many people BUT GOD ITS SO ANNOYING! Never asked for you to stuff your gift with SHRAPNEL", ">\n\nBog standard super popular opinion. Are you a bot, or just living under a rock?", ">\n\nIf you can, you should definitely buy biodegradable glitter at sprinkles instead and then you don't have to worry obout microplastic", ">\n\nPlastic bags have been banned at most places for years where I live (Santa Cruz, CA). Only paper bags are available (with very few exceptions), and they cost 25 cents. \nBut I reused plastic bags all the time. Not so with paper bags, which often break during first use. I shoved plastic bags in my purse and didn’t have to remember to carry them in to the store like standard reusable bags. I’d get 5+ uses out of them. They also double as a handy bag you can stuff in your pocket when hiking, in case you come across any tasty mushrooms (a common occurrence for me!).\nBut glitter? I see that very rarely. Unless the ‘90s-style face glitter I used as a preteen has come back into fashion (which it may well have; I don’t know any teenagers).", ">\n\nWe gonna kill trees to make paper straws?", ">\n\nClap, clap, clap, white elephant party's everywhere. Til next year for revenge purposes.", ">\n\nHad a Christmas party at work I was still sweeping it up months later it got everywhere. After that the boss had a no glitter policy after that.", ">\n\nWhat did Mariah carey do to you?", ">\n\nYou say that because you don’t know Brazil’s carnival. Our outfits are entirely based on glitter. Sometimes only glitter in fact.", ">\n\nNot an unpopular opinion\nI just went through 2 days of trying to remove that bs from my jeans and a laptop bag because of a gift bag....it's still embedded into both even after trying to use a lint roller and laundry. What is the point of glitter when ppl can just use paint or ribbons..", ">\n\nIt's certainly true that the use of plastic products, including greeting cards and wrapping paper, can contribute to the problem of plastic pollution. Microplastics, which are small plastic particles that are 5 millimeters in size or smaller, can be found in a variety of products and can end up in the environment, where they can have negative impacts on wildlife and ecosystems. Reducing our use of plastic products can help to mitigate this problem.", ">\n\nFun fact: the biggest buyer of glitter by far is likely the US DoD, though they don’t actually divulge who they are. The glitter in chaff is most likely just the stuff you can buy at a craft store.", ">\n\nEverytime they get on my hands a puppy cries", ">\n\n90 % of waste plasitc is caused by like a dozen companies and is all pre consumer. Your hatred of glitter isnt unpopular, and banning glitter wont meaningfully impact the fight against microplastics.\nHoneatly a basic bitch take. Milktoast to the highest magnitude. The horseshoe theory of mediocre takes.", ">\n\ni strongly agree", ">\n\nWife bought glitter covered Christmas decoration nonsense, can’t get it out of the back-seat of the car, children’s booster seats or carpet. Glitter should be forbidden bylaw, seriously where is the petition! That stuff is evil.", ">\n\nDon’t tell us tell the strippers", ">\n\nThere isn’t a punishment great enough for whoever made that stuff", ">\n\nI dont know why everyone hates glitter so much but still uses it so much in pranks and other things.\nIm not an arts and crafts person so geass people love it for that. But most i see people use it for is to prank people with", ">\n\nI second you in this opinion. I hate glitter with all my heart", ">\n\nYes!! Glitter is the worst thing ever!!", ">\n\nDown-voted because I'm fairly certain most sane persons (and males) agree with you.", ">\n\nI used to have a serious phobia from glitter in 3rd grade 😭", ">\n\nSir, you wound me🤣🤣🤣", ">\n\nThe Macca's paper straws are properly shit. Fuck the turtles, they can just evolve to not need to breathe.", ">\n\nLOVE glitter, but I use biodegradable or dissolvable glitter I agree plastic glitter should be done with.", ">\n\nI read this post several times a year, who out here is still using glitter?! Damned boomers.", ">\n\nI don't think this is an unpopular opinion. A lot of people, myself included, hate that shit and it's a nightmare to clean up. Spill some on a carpet or rug, and it'll never leave.", ">\n\nGlitter is the devils creations, ugh.", ">\n\nbut it grants you a x2 boost to whatever field you're standing in", ">\n\nHAHAHA I just told someone at my wifes families christmas party to get away from me with that mess, It never really goes away, 20 years later i will walk by and notice a glint in the carpet and it will be that crazy gold glitter her cousin wore on her face.\nI guess your opinion is more popular than you might think! However her entire family tree would disagree, but grandma dont know how to use the internets lol", ">\n\nI’m always worried about getting that shit in my eyes", ">\n\nTrue story ..worked the bars many many years and honestly glitter saved my sanity ❤️ I figured out wearing glitter all over me I stopped perverted pigs from touching me 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 try touching me now ..now try and hold yourself when you hit the John voila your fucked explain that shit to your wife 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 like I said it changed my life", ">\n\nMy parents get the same Charlie Brown card 4-5 times every Christmas. It has glitter on the front and it gets everywhere !", ">\n\nI got glitter bombed once by my friend. \nI called them and told them they’ll be coming to my house to clean up the mess if they ever pull that crap again.", ">\n\nThat’s valid although I do this biodegradable glitter should be use more often as at least that’s more eco friendly", ">\n\nI love glitter, however I agree with the microplast issue. Thus, I use organic, biodegradable glitter. Solves that problem. I glue glitter to my face everyday. I have an office job lol. People think it's fun, and we're happy. Life's great.", ">\n\nI love glitter. And we buy it biodegradable, so as far as the micro plastics are concerned, that's up to the consumer to know what they're buying.\nIf no one buys that kind, no one will make it anymore.", ">\n\nAmen!", ">\n\nExactly! It gets everywhere, is bad for the environment, and just looks straight up tacky", ">\n\nFor the most part, I agree with this.\nOne exception: glitter is an AWESOME passive aggressive, non-violent weapon when used properly.\nU wanna f up someone else's day and many more afterward? Glitter" ]

[ "Glitter is the herpes of the crafting world", ">\n\nMy sister used to say this, she actually mailed our aunt a joke card filled with glitter designed to gently explode upon opening. When our aunt called our house, my sister just told her she gave her “glitter herpes” to remember her by. Six years latter, our aunt still finds little shiny specs on her couch and shag carpeting.", ">\n\nI'm so sorry to hear about your sister. I assume your aunt murdered her?", ">\n\nI'm sorry to hear Marcus's auntie still keeps shag carpeting. So much the worse for the glitter too.", ">\n\nYou got that wrong, Marcus's auntie keeps shagging carpets", ">\n\nMunch munch munch", ">\n\nDrove Uber, woman dropped a handful of glitter in the back seats, pissed I wouldn’t make a pit stop I guess. Didn’t notice, quick pick up of two nicely dressed women all in black on the way to a church service for their elderly mom. They noticed after sitting down in it. Still took the ride. I wanted to die seeing their black sparkly butts go up the church walk. Screw glitter and all who use it.", ">\n\nI'm not a huge fan of glitter, but biodegradable glitter does exist and is common. I think non-biodegradable glitter should stop being used though.", ">\n\nIt still gets EVERYWHERE", ">\n\nI don’t like sand", ">\n\nIt's coarse and rough and irritating", ">\n\nNot like here. Here everything is soft, and smooth.", ">\n\nRepeat after me kids:\nGLITTER IS LITTER", ">\n\nG-litter\nGlorious litter \nIt's pretty\nIt's still litter.", ">\n\n\"pretty to look at\" is as good as glitter gets", ">\n\nOf course. No one told you to eat it", ">\n\nA lot of times it contains heavy metals too", ">\n\nNo wonder those bands in the 80s used to use a lot of it", ">\n\nGlitter is the herpes of the rock world.", ">\n\nI think herpes was still the herpes of the rock world back then... poor Pam.", ">\n\nGlitter is not allowed in my house \nI allowed it once and still can find traces of it to this day....", ">\n\nI had a phone case with glitter. The thing busted months ago and I'm STILL finding traces of it", ">\n\nI will assault anyone who thinks it’s funny to give me a glitter bomb as a joke gift", ">\n\nGlitter bombs are only acceptable for cheating exes", ">\n\nAnd porch pirates", ">\n\nI saw a prank video about that on YouTube", ">\n\nYeah Mark Rober did it for 5 years, pretty epic prank", ">\n\nAs someone who just wore an all glitter dress I got for Christmas to an out of state function, I hate glitter. I burned the dress after I got home. Literally everywhere I went I left a trail of glitter and I felt like the biggest asshole on the planet. I went to go potty and the stall looked like someone murdered a glitter pixie. I don't think this is unpopular.", ">\n\nPotty? Grow up", ">\n\n/r/gatekeeping", ">\n\nPerhaps the most banal version of it.", ">\n\n\"Critics who treat 'adult' as a term of approval, instead of as a merely descriptive term, cannot be adult themselves. To be concerned about being grown up, to admire the grown up because it is grown up, to blush at the suspicion of being childish; these things are the marks of childhood and adolescence. And in childhood and adolescence they are, in moderation, healthy symptoms. Young things ought to want to grow. But to carry on into middle life or even into early manhood this concern about being adult is a mark of really arrested development. When I was ten, I read fairy tales in secret and would have been ashamed if I had been found doing so. Now that I am fifty I read them openly. When I became a man I put away childish things, including the fear of childishness and the desire to be very grown up.\" -- C.S. Lewis", ">\n\nAnd that's why I bought bio degradable glitter. I freaking love sparkles but the planet is important. There's also edible glitter that I plan on getting eventually.", ">\n\nIts fun. But you'll definitely spill some and find it everywhere for a few weeks. Not as bad as regular glitter tho. And your poop looks fancy for a day.\nBut: Biodegradable is a lie, usually. It's only biodegradable under VERY specific circumstances that are not met in a landfill or even most bio waste composting plants. Burning it works just fine :D", ">\n\nThis is popular as fuck", ">\n\nThe fact that glitter both exists and is used says otherwise.", ">\n\nI exist and am used, but I'm not popular.", ">\n\nBut are you biodegradable?", ">\n\nEverything except my bones.", ">\n\nGlitter is terrible. Now, sparkly stuff that doesn't bleed onto everything is okay and enjoyable. But glitter that leaks onto everything and never goes away is so bad", ">\n\nIm like a crow.. i need the shiny in my life", ">\n\nSAME", ">\n\nThe largest purchaser of glitter worldwide actively hides the fact that they are the largest purchaser of glitter worldwide", ">\n\nHow are you going to put me out there like that?", ">\n\nSorry De_Nilla the world has to know what you use all of it for", ">\n\nMy 6 year old could not disagree with this comment more strongly.", ">\n\nMy 4 year old too. \nShe dropped a tiny little tub of glitter on the floor (yay Christmas presents!) in the dining room and even after sweeping and hoovering the floor is SPARKLY!", ">\n\nyou could turn on a good old fashioned Kirby, leave it running in one spot for a century, pick it up and it will still sparkle under it", ">\n\nGlitter is a horrific abomination and if any type of plastic should be banned, it should be glitter.", ">\n\nI see your point. But it is oh so wonderful to send an enemy a glitter bomb.", ">\n\nPeople actually have enemies? And fantasize about vengeful antics?\nI really need to get out more", ">\n\nI would say this is the most popular opinion ever posted on this thread. NO ONE is coming out in support of glitter.", ">\n\ni support glitter 😂", ">\n\nDownvote this person into oblivion ☝️", ">\n\nThats a downvote for you! Glitter rules!", ">\n\nI hope you get it stuck in your hard to reach places!", ">\n\nAnd you have a life with no happy sparklies!", ">\n\nNGL, I don't even care about the whole micro plastics thing that much, I just hate the mess it leaves in general, seems the second a kid spills glitter in a house you're going to be finding little specs of glitter all around the place until the end of time. (or the building burns down, whatever is first) Even with effort to clean it up some always manages to remain. \nThink a good way of telling if a house was ever owned by a family with kids is just to have a good look at the gaps between floor boards, skirting and what not, any glitter and you know kids have likely been there.", ">\n\nI'm an artist who works with glitter and resin, and you're all absolutely correct. It's a plague, and I love it. Studio floors are gorgeous, but it gets places I haven't been, ever. It's in my boyfriends welding helmet, and that doesn't come home.", ">\n\nI have 3 daughters and especially when they were younger it seemed like there was glitter everywhere in our house. Well I get a call from my sister who was part angry part couldn't stop laughing. I had given her some leftover infant diapers we had, and she was at the doctors with her recently born son.\nDuring the check up she saw a strange look come over the Docs face, concerned she moved to see what was going on and was horrified to see her sons balls sparkling with glitter.\nGlitter is trash, and gets EVERYWHERE.", ">\n\nWe buy stupid vinyl records that are damage the first time you use them, instead of CDs. CD s are just music delivery system. People buy non stick pans, which are disposable, as opposed to a stainless steel pans which will out last your grandchildren. People buy expensive cell phones that you throw out when the battery is dead. I have five working computers, that they turned off the operating systems. They say people buy fast fashion. Hell, I can't but anything else. I can live with the glitter.", ">\n\nI had my MacBook for 10 years. Still worked perfectly. But I couldn’t update it anymore. Roughly 6 months later, none of the apps I was trying to run would work anymore. So I had to get a new one. I didn’t need a new one. It was annoying. I like my current MacBook but I’m annoyed that I even have to have it.", ">\n\nthis sub needs an update it's littered with popular opinions", ">\n\nThe things people will do for karma.\nAnd people admit knowing the rules and upvoting when they agree", ">\n\nBioglitter ftw", ">\n\nNo glitter, ftmfw", ">\n\nWhy do you hate fun", ">\n\nWhy do you choose to be the way you are?", ">\n\nGlitter is the middle of sequins\nEdit: get rid of both", ">\n\nI love glitter. They shine and shimmer", ">\n\ndid something concerning glitter happen to you recently lol? jusk askin", ">\n\nOP is probably another victim of the glitter boobytrap.", ">\n\ni’m a raver so reading these comments is just painful 😭😭😭😭", ">\n\nBuy the bio/eco-friendly glitter! I use it for music festivals and love it.", ">\n\ngood idea 😊😊😊", ">\n\nWhen I need to use glitter, I'm buying a biodegradable one. Problem solved", ">\n\nI think it's funny that every time I go to a music festival the people who say they love the planet the most are the first to throw glitter and chemical glow sticks like it's going out of style.", ">\n\nI go to music festivals and love face glitter, but I buy the bio/eco glitter that is made from algae. Not trying to be confrontational with you, just don't want you to think that everyone who loves to sparkle hates the environment.", ">\n\nI hate both", ">\n\nThis isn't an unpopular opinion....\nIDK if you've seen Good Mythical Morning, but they had glitter on the show ONCE and then instituted a serious, company-wide policy of banning glitter completely. Link still looks mad whenever the subject of glitter comes up.", ">\n\nPREACH", ">\n\nCheck your mailbox (there is a glitter bomb)", ">\n\nCards that play music are electronic waste", ">\n\nI agree. Easy downvote.", ">", ">\n\nlol is reddit supoosed to be an imageboard now? whats with the image replies", ">", ">\n\nThis is 10/10 not an upopular opinion. It’s is literally the herpes of the arts and crafts world. Nobody wants it, but of COURSE somebody has it, and they usually don’t tell you about it until it’s too late, and once you have it it’s impossible to get rid of.", ">\n\nThat's a great analogy. Even though I love glitter", ">\n\nI teach little children. I absolutely love glitter!", ">\n\nFantastic read for anyone interested. \nWhat Is Glitter? By Caity Weaver for The New York Times", ">\n\nBiodegradable glitter", ">\n\nbiggest sigh known to man", ">\n\nI don’t do much craft, but me and all the other performers I know are using biodegradable glitter products now.", ">\n\nDon’t get me started on edible glitter…", ">\n\nThis girl I'm talking to said \"give me your arm\" I was watching TV so I just obliged, she rubbed my whole arm with a brush that got loads of glitter on my skin. \"Now you sparkle like me\" was all I got when I asked why on earth I would want that.", ">\n\nGlitter is the STI of the arts and crafts world", ">\n\nOn what planet is this unpopular?", ">\n\nMercury, the surface temperature permanently fuses the glitter with everything it touches", ">\n\nI agree, but I use biodegradable glitter. I wish I could ditch it but I’m a rave girl, so that’s simply not an option…😏", ">\n\nSame goes for filling party balloons with helium. Literally taking a finite resource and filling a piece of trash with it.", ">\n\nI hope someone glitterbombs you", ">\n\nI hope someone glitter bombs me.", ">\n\nI like glitter. I'm man enough to say it", ">\n\nIs this Opposite Day in r/unpopularopinion? \nr/unpopularopinion glitter is the best, closely followed by sand.", ">\n\nIt is always opposite day here.\nAny actual unpopular opinions were banned a long time ago, try mentioning weight or race and chances are the mods will automatically ban it.", ">\n\nI despise glitter, it gets EVERYWHERE, and it sticks too. I just do my best to avoid it", ">\n\nI love the look of glitter. I love the biodegradable stuff but the price is insane and to buy craft is so cheap and easy. It's disappointing. I have a cup that's covered in glitter the best part is it sealed in and does shed everywhere.", ">\n\nI smell this opinion getting deleted from a mile away", ">\n\nCan we use glitter for scammers and people who steal packages?", ">\n\nI remember seeing videos of this man who made this box which used GPS and hidden cameras on all sides to catch porch pirates. When the person took the packaging off the box, an alarm sounded and it would throw up massive clouds of glitter.", ">\n\nYES! AND BALLOONS!! Enough with the balloon releases and glitter bombs!!", ">\n\nI would have to argue that balloons are worse than glitter. At least from an environmental, less-waste perspective.", ">\n\nBalloons are an eco nightmare and I wish we could ban them... But glitter sucks too.", ">\n\nGlitter is the herpes of the craft world. I would be happy to never see it again", ">\n\nThis post is just an I hate glitter circle jerk. We all hate glitter", ">\n\nMark Rober gets a pass.", ">\n\nIf your only argument is based on microplastics, you need to find a better one lol", ">\n\nDidn't even have to read the post. Every mom everywhere agrees with you", ">\n\nWe have 4 kids and respectfully disagree", ">\n\n✨ I absolutely love glitter and if I could I would sprinkle it everywhere I went. I think this world would be a better place if there was more glitter in random places. ✨", ">\n\nlike your liver?\nmmm microplastics in liver", ">\n\nYes, I do. But I'll take my chances. Something has to be the cause of our death. Imagine if we were so scared of anything that may kill us, that we avoided doing anything. That's not living. If I die of glitter, I'll be okay with that.", ">\n\nI'm also ok with you dieing from glitter; myself, not so much.", ">\n\nBut I'm okay with you dieing from glitter.", ">\n\nHoly shit yes. \nFuck glitter. Shit should be flat out illegal!", ">\n\nI absolutely hate glitter on anything, crafting, makeup, clothes. The shit is ugly as f", ">\n\ni like glitter", ">", ">\n\nSomeone needs to invent biodegradable glitter ASAP", ">\n\nIt has existed for years now...", ">\n\nBut glitter tastes so good", ">\n\nYou mean with lipstick right? RIGHT??", ">\n\nMhmm sure! Yeah with lipstick, not...just plain glitter, totally!", ">\n\nGlitter is probably the worst thing to happen at the university I attended, because grad pics needed glitter and god forbid you clean up after your shoot.", ">\n\nPopular opinion!", ">\n\nnot only aesthetically lame but terrible for literally everyone and the environment", ">\n\nDoesnt even look good tbh", ">\n\nbiodegradable glitter is great! Balloons need to go if you are getting rid of glitter.", ">\n\nGot a bunch on me at Christmas from gift bags", ">\n\nBut how else would women figure out their husbands were at a strip club?", ">\n\nWho ever inventer and created glitter better die. Or is dead but yet glitter isnt yet. Fk", ">\n\nIt’s so pretty tho…", ">\n\nIs Glitter your mom's name?", ">\n\nI despite it as well", ">\n\nI was on some various drugs a couple weeks ago with my best bud. He randomly decided to blow a fistful of glitter directly into my face when I wasn’t paying attention. Needless to say I wasn’t amused. And two weeks later I’m still finding glitter around my room.", ">\n\nHow do you feel about edible or biodegradable glitter?", ">\n\nI did laundry today. I what was in the lint trap? Glitter", ">\n\nWhy do you people hate fun?", ">\n\nGlitter should dissolve in water and be good for plants/grass", ">\n\nIdgaf I love glitter", ">\n\nmmm I see an incredible amount of people bitch about glitter all the time. I think you have the popular opinion and I actually have the unpopular one for liking it lol.", ">\n\nOh I thought you were talking about the movie in which case I was going to say that’s not so unpopular.", ">\n\nGlitter: the herpes of arts & crafts", ">\n\nIt’s literally fancy dust, but it’s fun!", ">\n\nGlitter is the herpes of the craft world.", ">\n\nI spilled glitter in one of my tool bags 6 years ago and I am still finding bits. It's a disease that infects you and never get cured.", ">\n\nBiodegradable glitter?", ">\n\nyou know there is biodegradable glitter. it's made from seaweed.", ">\n\nPlastic glitter, yes. That's why we need more widely available biodegradable glitter, as in you should have to go hunting for an obscure store to find plastic glitter and it should be the more expensive option. You can have my edible glitter when you pry it from my cold, dead fingers!", ">\n\nComing from a dollar tree employee, you have spoken directly to my heart", ">\n\nLoose glitter, sure. Secured glitter is fine", ">\n\nI totally agree with you. But I don't think this is an unpopular opinion. No upvote for you.\nWe recently made some glitter slime at our house, however.", ">\n\nPeople could stop buying it all together but they would still make it.\nAppearantly there is some mystery company that buys like 80% of the world's glitter but Big Glitter won't tell us who because there is a confidentiality agreement and they want me to go insane because I will never know who is buying all the glitter and WHY!", ">\n\nIt’s Disney. (I have no idea but the glitter mess all over the Magic Kingdom is awful).", ">\n\nI have a coworker who makes a birthday board for our office every month and always uses glitter. There is now just permanently ingrained glitter on the desk, on the phone, on the floor, on everything. No amount of lysol or mopping or whatever else will get it. Infuriating.", ">\n\nGlitter is an ecological disaster.", ">\n\nWho cares? The minuscule amount of plastics left behind because of a bit of glitter is negligible", ">\n\nA friend of mine once said that glitter is the ‘herpes of arts and crafts’", ">\n\nPretty but agree", ">\n\nI just don't like glitter. Some glitter won't harm many people BUT GOD ITS SO ANNOYING! Never asked for you to stuff your gift with SHRAPNEL", ">\n\nBog standard super popular opinion. Are you a bot, or just living under a rock?", ">\n\nIf you can, you should definitely buy biodegradable glitter at sprinkles instead and then you don't have to worry obout microplastic", ">\n\nPlastic bags have been banned at most places for years where I live (Santa Cruz, CA). Only paper bags are available (with very few exceptions), and they cost 25 cents. \nBut I reused plastic bags all the time. Not so with paper bags, which often break during first use. I shoved plastic bags in my purse and didn’t have to remember to carry them in to the store like standard reusable bags. I’d get 5+ uses out of them. They also double as a handy bag you can stuff in your pocket when hiking, in case you come across any tasty mushrooms (a common occurrence for me!).\nBut glitter? I see that very rarely. Unless the ‘90s-style face glitter I used as a preteen has come back into fashion (which it may well have; I don’t know any teenagers).", ">\n\nWe gonna kill trees to make paper straws?", ">\n\nClap, clap, clap, white elephant party's everywhere. Til next year for revenge purposes.", ">\n\nHad a Christmas party at work I was still sweeping it up months later it got everywhere. After that the boss had a no glitter policy after that.", ">\n\nWhat did Mariah carey do to you?", ">\n\nYou say that because you don’t know Brazil’s carnival. Our outfits are entirely based on glitter. Sometimes only glitter in fact.", ">\n\nNot an unpopular opinion\nI just went through 2 days of trying to remove that bs from my jeans and a laptop bag because of a gift bag....it's still embedded into both even after trying to use a lint roller and laundry. What is the point of glitter when ppl can just use paint or ribbons..", ">\n\nIt's certainly true that the use of plastic products, including greeting cards and wrapping paper, can contribute to the problem of plastic pollution. Microplastics, which are small plastic particles that are 5 millimeters in size or smaller, can be found in a variety of products and can end up in the environment, where they can have negative impacts on wildlife and ecosystems. Reducing our use of plastic products can help to mitigate this problem.", ">\n\nFun fact: the biggest buyer of glitter by far is likely the US DoD, though they don’t actually divulge who they are. The glitter in chaff is most likely just the stuff you can buy at a craft store.", ">\n\nEverytime they get on my hands a puppy cries", ">\n\n90 % of waste plasitc is caused by like a dozen companies and is all pre consumer. Your hatred of glitter isnt unpopular, and banning glitter wont meaningfully impact the fight against microplastics.\nHoneatly a basic bitch take. Milktoast to the highest magnitude. The horseshoe theory of mediocre takes.", ">\n\ni strongly agree", ">\n\nWife bought glitter covered Christmas decoration nonsense, can’t get it out of the back-seat of the car, children’s booster seats or carpet. Glitter should be forbidden bylaw, seriously where is the petition! That stuff is evil.", ">\n\nDon’t tell us tell the strippers", ">\n\nThere isn’t a punishment great enough for whoever made that stuff", ">\n\nI dont know why everyone hates glitter so much but still uses it so much in pranks and other things.\nIm not an arts and crafts person so geass people love it for that. But most i see people use it for is to prank people with", ">\n\nI second you in this opinion. I hate glitter with all my heart", ">\n\nYes!! Glitter is the worst thing ever!!", ">\n\nDown-voted because I'm fairly certain most sane persons (and males) agree with you.", ">\n\nI used to have a serious phobia from glitter in 3rd grade 😭", ">\n\nSir, you wound me🤣🤣🤣", ">\n\nThe Macca's paper straws are properly shit. Fuck the turtles, they can just evolve to not need to breathe.", ">\n\nLOVE glitter, but I use biodegradable or dissolvable glitter I agree plastic glitter should be done with.", ">\n\nI read this post several times a year, who out here is still using glitter?! Damned boomers.", ">\n\nI don't think this is an unpopular opinion. A lot of people, myself included, hate that shit and it's a nightmare to clean up. Spill some on a carpet or rug, and it'll never leave.", ">\n\nGlitter is the devils creations, ugh.", ">\n\nbut it grants you a x2 boost to whatever field you're standing in", ">\n\nHAHAHA I just told someone at my wifes families christmas party to get away from me with that mess, It never really goes away, 20 years later i will walk by and notice a glint in the carpet and it will be that crazy gold glitter her cousin wore on her face.\nI guess your opinion is more popular than you might think! However her entire family tree would disagree, but grandma dont know how to use the internets lol", ">\n\nI’m always worried about getting that shit in my eyes", ">\n\nTrue story ..worked the bars many many years and honestly glitter saved my sanity ❤️ I figured out wearing glitter all over me I stopped perverted pigs from touching me 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 try touching me now ..now try and hold yourself when you hit the John voila your fucked explain that shit to your wife 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 like I said it changed my life", ">\n\nMy parents get the same Charlie Brown card 4-5 times every Christmas. It has glitter on the front and it gets everywhere !", ">\n\nI got glitter bombed once by my friend. \nI called them and told them they’ll be coming to my house to clean up the mess if they ever pull that crap again.", ">\n\nThat’s valid although I do this biodegradable glitter should be use more often as at least that’s more eco friendly", ">\n\nI love glitter, however I agree with the microplast issue. Thus, I use organic, biodegradable glitter. Solves that problem. I glue glitter to my face everyday. I have an office job lol. People think it's fun, and we're happy. Life's great.", ">\n\nI love glitter. And we buy it biodegradable, so as far as the micro plastics are concerned, that's up to the consumer to know what they're buying.\nIf no one buys that kind, no one will make it anymore.", ">\n\nAmen!", ">\n\nExactly! It gets everywhere, is bad for the environment, and just looks straight up tacky", ">\n\nFor the most part, I agree with this.\nOne exception: glitter is an AWESOME passive aggressive, non-violent weapon when used properly.\nU wanna f up someone else's day and many more afterward? Glitter", ">\n\nHahaha I tell most people I am allergic to glitter and watch the wheels turn on it. I hate glitter but love being a smart a$$." ]

[ "Glitter is the herpes of the crafting world", ">\n\nMy sister used to say this, she actually mailed our aunt a joke card filled with glitter designed to gently explode upon opening. When our aunt called our house, my sister just told her she gave her “glitter herpes” to remember her by. Six years latter, our aunt still finds little shiny specs on her couch and shag carpeting.", ">\n\nI'm so sorry to hear about your sister. I assume your aunt murdered her?", ">\n\nI'm sorry to hear Marcus's auntie still keeps shag carpeting. So much the worse for the glitter too.", ">\n\nYou got that wrong, Marcus's auntie keeps shagging carpets", ">\n\nMunch munch munch", ">\n\nDrove Uber, woman dropped a handful of glitter in the back seats, pissed I wouldn’t make a pit stop I guess. Didn’t notice, quick pick up of two nicely dressed women all in black on the way to a church service for their elderly mom. They noticed after sitting down in it. Still took the ride. I wanted to die seeing their black sparkly butts go up the church walk. Screw glitter and all who use it.", ">\n\nI'm not a huge fan of glitter, but biodegradable glitter does exist and is common. I think non-biodegradable glitter should stop being used though.", ">\n\nIt still gets EVERYWHERE", ">\n\nI don’t like sand", ">\n\nIt's coarse and rough and irritating", ">\n\nNot like here. Here everything is soft, and smooth.", ">\n\nRepeat after me kids:\nGLITTER IS LITTER", ">\n\nG-litter\nGlorious litter \nIt's pretty\nIt's still litter.", ">\n\n\"pretty to look at\" is as good as glitter gets", ">\n\nOf course. No one told you to eat it", ">\n\nA lot of times it contains heavy metals too", ">\n\nNo wonder those bands in the 80s used to use a lot of it", ">\n\nGlitter is the herpes of the rock world.", ">\n\nI think herpes was still the herpes of the rock world back then... poor Pam.", ">\n\nGlitter is not allowed in my house \nI allowed it once and still can find traces of it to this day....", ">\n\nI had a phone case with glitter. The thing busted months ago and I'm STILL finding traces of it", ">\n\nI will assault anyone who thinks it’s funny to give me a glitter bomb as a joke gift", ">\n\nGlitter bombs are only acceptable for cheating exes", ">\n\nAnd porch pirates", ">\n\nI saw a prank video about that on YouTube", ">\n\nYeah Mark Rober did it for 5 years, pretty epic prank", ">\n\nAs someone who just wore an all glitter dress I got for Christmas to an out of state function, I hate glitter. I burned the dress after I got home. Literally everywhere I went I left a trail of glitter and I felt like the biggest asshole on the planet. I went to go potty and the stall looked like someone murdered a glitter pixie. I don't think this is unpopular.", ">\n\nPotty? Grow up", ">\n\n/r/gatekeeping", ">\n\nPerhaps the most banal version of it.", ">\n\n\"Critics who treat 'adult' as a term of approval, instead of as a merely descriptive term, cannot be adult themselves. To be concerned about being grown up, to admire the grown up because it is grown up, to blush at the suspicion of being childish; these things are the marks of childhood and adolescence. And in childhood and adolescence they are, in moderation, healthy symptoms. Young things ought to want to grow. But to carry on into middle life or even into early manhood this concern about being adult is a mark of really arrested development. When I was ten, I read fairy tales in secret and would have been ashamed if I had been found doing so. Now that I am fifty I read them openly. When I became a man I put away childish things, including the fear of childishness and the desire to be very grown up.\" -- C.S. Lewis", ">\n\nAnd that's why I bought bio degradable glitter. I freaking love sparkles but the planet is important. There's also edible glitter that I plan on getting eventually.", ">\n\nIts fun. But you'll definitely spill some and find it everywhere for a few weeks. Not as bad as regular glitter tho. And your poop looks fancy for a day.\nBut: Biodegradable is a lie, usually. It's only biodegradable under VERY specific circumstances that are not met in a landfill or even most bio waste composting plants. Burning it works just fine :D", ">\n\nThis is popular as fuck", ">\n\nThe fact that glitter both exists and is used says otherwise.", ">\n\nI exist and am used, but I'm not popular.", ">\n\nBut are you biodegradable?", ">\n\nEverything except my bones.", ">\n\nGlitter is terrible. Now, sparkly stuff that doesn't bleed onto everything is okay and enjoyable. But glitter that leaks onto everything and never goes away is so bad", ">\n\nIm like a crow.. i need the shiny in my life", ">\n\nSAME", ">\n\nThe largest purchaser of glitter worldwide actively hides the fact that they are the largest purchaser of glitter worldwide", ">\n\nHow are you going to put me out there like that?", ">\n\nSorry De_Nilla the world has to know what you use all of it for", ">\n\nMy 6 year old could not disagree with this comment more strongly.", ">\n\nMy 4 year old too. \nShe dropped a tiny little tub of glitter on the floor (yay Christmas presents!) in the dining room and even after sweeping and hoovering the floor is SPARKLY!", ">\n\nyou could turn on a good old fashioned Kirby, leave it running in one spot for a century, pick it up and it will still sparkle under it", ">\n\nGlitter is a horrific abomination and if any type of plastic should be banned, it should be glitter.", ">\n\nI see your point. But it is oh so wonderful to send an enemy a glitter bomb.", ">\n\nPeople actually have enemies? And fantasize about vengeful antics?\nI really need to get out more", ">\n\nI would say this is the most popular opinion ever posted on this thread. NO ONE is coming out in support of glitter.", ">\n\ni support glitter 😂", ">\n\nDownvote this person into oblivion ☝️", ">\n\nThats a downvote for you! Glitter rules!", ">\n\nI hope you get it stuck in your hard to reach places!", ">\n\nAnd you have a life with no happy sparklies!", ">\n\nNGL, I don't even care about the whole micro plastics thing that much, I just hate the mess it leaves in general, seems the second a kid spills glitter in a house you're going to be finding little specs of glitter all around the place until the end of time. (or the building burns down, whatever is first) Even with effort to clean it up some always manages to remain. \nThink a good way of telling if a house was ever owned by a family with kids is just to have a good look at the gaps between floor boards, skirting and what not, any glitter and you know kids have likely been there.", ">\n\nI'm an artist who works with glitter and resin, and you're all absolutely correct. It's a plague, and I love it. Studio floors are gorgeous, but it gets places I haven't been, ever. It's in my boyfriends welding helmet, and that doesn't come home.", ">\n\nI have 3 daughters and especially when they were younger it seemed like there was glitter everywhere in our house. Well I get a call from my sister who was part angry part couldn't stop laughing. I had given her some leftover infant diapers we had, and she was at the doctors with her recently born son.\nDuring the check up she saw a strange look come over the Docs face, concerned she moved to see what was going on and was horrified to see her sons balls sparkling with glitter.\nGlitter is trash, and gets EVERYWHERE.", ">\n\nWe buy stupid vinyl records that are damage the first time you use them, instead of CDs. CD s are just music delivery system. People buy non stick pans, which are disposable, as opposed to a stainless steel pans which will out last your grandchildren. People buy expensive cell phones that you throw out when the battery is dead. I have five working computers, that they turned off the operating systems. They say people buy fast fashion. Hell, I can't but anything else. I can live with the glitter.", ">\n\nI had my MacBook for 10 years. Still worked perfectly. But I couldn’t update it anymore. Roughly 6 months later, none of the apps I was trying to run would work anymore. So I had to get a new one. I didn’t need a new one. It was annoying. I like my current MacBook but I’m annoyed that I even have to have it.", ">\n\nthis sub needs an update it's littered with popular opinions", ">\n\nThe things people will do for karma.\nAnd people admit knowing the rules and upvoting when they agree", ">\n\nBioglitter ftw", ">\n\nNo glitter, ftmfw", ">\n\nWhy do you hate fun", ">\n\nWhy do you choose to be the way you are?", ">\n\nGlitter is the middle of sequins\nEdit: get rid of both", ">\n\nI love glitter. They shine and shimmer", ">\n\ndid something concerning glitter happen to you recently lol? jusk askin", ">\n\nOP is probably another victim of the glitter boobytrap.", ">\n\ni’m a raver so reading these comments is just painful 😭😭😭😭", ">\n\nBuy the bio/eco-friendly glitter! I use it for music festivals and love it.", ">\n\ngood idea 😊😊😊", ">\n\nWhen I need to use glitter, I'm buying a biodegradable one. Problem solved", ">\n\nI think it's funny that every time I go to a music festival the people who say they love the planet the most are the first to throw glitter and chemical glow sticks like it's going out of style.", ">\n\nI go to music festivals and love face glitter, but I buy the bio/eco glitter that is made from algae. Not trying to be confrontational with you, just don't want you to think that everyone who loves to sparkle hates the environment.", ">\n\nI hate both", ">\n\nThis isn't an unpopular opinion....\nIDK if you've seen Good Mythical Morning, but they had glitter on the show ONCE and then instituted a serious, company-wide policy of banning glitter completely. Link still looks mad whenever the subject of glitter comes up.", ">\n\nPREACH", ">\n\nCheck your mailbox (there is a glitter bomb)", ">\n\nCards that play music are electronic waste", ">\n\nI agree. Easy downvote.", ">", ">\n\nlol is reddit supoosed to be an imageboard now? whats with the image replies", ">", ">\n\nThis is 10/10 not an upopular opinion. It’s is literally the herpes of the arts and crafts world. Nobody wants it, but of COURSE somebody has it, and they usually don’t tell you about it until it’s too late, and once you have it it’s impossible to get rid of.", ">\n\nThat's a great analogy. Even though I love glitter", ">\n\nI teach little children. I absolutely love glitter!", ">\n\nFantastic read for anyone interested. \nWhat Is Glitter? By Caity Weaver for The New York Times", ">\n\nBiodegradable glitter", ">\n\nbiggest sigh known to man", ">\n\nI don’t do much craft, but me and all the other performers I know are using biodegradable glitter products now.", ">\n\nDon’t get me started on edible glitter…", ">\n\nThis girl I'm talking to said \"give me your arm\" I was watching TV so I just obliged, she rubbed my whole arm with a brush that got loads of glitter on my skin. \"Now you sparkle like me\" was all I got when I asked why on earth I would want that.", ">\n\nGlitter is the STI of the arts and crafts world", ">\n\nOn what planet is this unpopular?", ">\n\nMercury, the surface temperature permanently fuses the glitter with everything it touches", ">\n\nI agree, but I use biodegradable glitter. I wish I could ditch it but I’m a rave girl, so that’s simply not an option…😏", ">\n\nSame goes for filling party balloons with helium. Literally taking a finite resource and filling a piece of trash with it.", ">\n\nI hope someone glitterbombs you", ">\n\nI hope someone glitter bombs me.", ">\n\nI like glitter. I'm man enough to say it", ">\n\nIs this Opposite Day in r/unpopularopinion? \nr/unpopularopinion glitter is the best, closely followed by sand.", ">\n\nIt is always opposite day here.\nAny actual unpopular opinions were banned a long time ago, try mentioning weight or race and chances are the mods will automatically ban it.", ">\n\nI despise glitter, it gets EVERYWHERE, and it sticks too. I just do my best to avoid it", ">\n\nI love the look of glitter. I love the biodegradable stuff but the price is insane and to buy craft is so cheap and easy. It's disappointing. I have a cup that's covered in glitter the best part is it sealed in and does shed everywhere.", ">\n\nI smell this opinion getting deleted from a mile away", ">\n\nCan we use glitter for scammers and people who steal packages?", ">\n\nI remember seeing videos of this man who made this box which used GPS and hidden cameras on all sides to catch porch pirates. When the person took the packaging off the box, an alarm sounded and it would throw up massive clouds of glitter.", ">\n\nYES! AND BALLOONS!! Enough with the balloon releases and glitter bombs!!", ">\n\nI would have to argue that balloons are worse than glitter. At least from an environmental, less-waste perspective.", ">\n\nBalloons are an eco nightmare and I wish we could ban them... But glitter sucks too.", ">\n\nGlitter is the herpes of the craft world. I would be happy to never see it again", ">\n\nThis post is just an I hate glitter circle jerk. We all hate glitter", ">\n\nMark Rober gets a pass.", ">\n\nIf your only argument is based on microplastics, you need to find a better one lol", ">\n\nDidn't even have to read the post. Every mom everywhere agrees with you", ">\n\nWe have 4 kids and respectfully disagree", ">\n\n✨ I absolutely love glitter and if I could I would sprinkle it everywhere I went. I think this world would be a better place if there was more glitter in random places. ✨", ">\n\nlike your liver?\nmmm microplastics in liver", ">\n\nYes, I do. But I'll take my chances. Something has to be the cause of our death. Imagine if we were so scared of anything that may kill us, that we avoided doing anything. That's not living. If I die of glitter, I'll be okay with that.", ">\n\nI'm also ok with you dieing from glitter; myself, not so much.", ">\n\nBut I'm okay with you dieing from glitter.", ">\n\nHoly shit yes. \nFuck glitter. Shit should be flat out illegal!", ">\n\nI absolutely hate glitter on anything, crafting, makeup, clothes. The shit is ugly as f", ">\n\ni like glitter", ">", ">\n\nSomeone needs to invent biodegradable glitter ASAP", ">\n\nIt has existed for years now...", ">\n\nBut glitter tastes so good", ">\n\nYou mean with lipstick right? RIGHT??", ">\n\nMhmm sure! Yeah with lipstick, not...just plain glitter, totally!", ">\n\nGlitter is probably the worst thing to happen at the university I attended, because grad pics needed glitter and god forbid you clean up after your shoot.", ">\n\nPopular opinion!", ">\n\nnot only aesthetically lame but terrible for literally everyone and the environment", ">\n\nDoesnt even look good tbh", ">\n\nbiodegradable glitter is great! Balloons need to go if you are getting rid of glitter.", ">\n\nGot a bunch on me at Christmas from gift bags", ">\n\nBut how else would women figure out their husbands were at a strip club?", ">\n\nWho ever inventer and created glitter better die. Or is dead but yet glitter isnt yet. Fk", ">\n\nIt’s so pretty tho…", ">\n\nIs Glitter your mom's name?", ">\n\nI despite it as well", ">\n\nI was on some various drugs a couple weeks ago with my best bud. He randomly decided to blow a fistful of glitter directly into my face when I wasn’t paying attention. Needless to say I wasn’t amused. And two weeks later I’m still finding glitter around my room.", ">\n\nHow do you feel about edible or biodegradable glitter?", ">\n\nI did laundry today. I what was in the lint trap? Glitter", ">\n\nWhy do you people hate fun?", ">\n\nGlitter should dissolve in water and be good for plants/grass", ">\n\nIdgaf I love glitter", ">\n\nmmm I see an incredible amount of people bitch about glitter all the time. I think you have the popular opinion and I actually have the unpopular one for liking it lol.", ">\n\nOh I thought you were talking about the movie in which case I was going to say that’s not so unpopular.", ">\n\nGlitter: the herpes of arts & crafts", ">\n\nIt’s literally fancy dust, but it’s fun!", ">\n\nGlitter is the herpes of the craft world.", ">\n\nI spilled glitter in one of my tool bags 6 years ago and I am still finding bits. It's a disease that infects you and never get cured.", ">\n\nBiodegradable glitter?", ">\n\nyou know there is biodegradable glitter. it's made from seaweed.", ">\n\nPlastic glitter, yes. That's why we need more widely available biodegradable glitter, as in you should have to go hunting for an obscure store to find plastic glitter and it should be the more expensive option. You can have my edible glitter when you pry it from my cold, dead fingers!", ">\n\nComing from a dollar tree employee, you have spoken directly to my heart", ">\n\nLoose glitter, sure. Secured glitter is fine", ">\n\nI totally agree with you. But I don't think this is an unpopular opinion. No upvote for you.\nWe recently made some glitter slime at our house, however.", ">\n\nPeople could stop buying it all together but they would still make it.\nAppearantly there is some mystery company that buys like 80% of the world's glitter but Big Glitter won't tell us who because there is a confidentiality agreement and they want me to go insane because I will never know who is buying all the glitter and WHY!", ">\n\nIt’s Disney. (I have no idea but the glitter mess all over the Magic Kingdom is awful).", ">\n\nI have a coworker who makes a birthday board for our office every month and always uses glitter. There is now just permanently ingrained glitter on the desk, on the phone, on the floor, on everything. No amount of lysol or mopping or whatever else will get it. Infuriating.", ">\n\nGlitter is an ecological disaster.", ">\n\nWho cares? The minuscule amount of plastics left behind because of a bit of glitter is negligible", ">\n\nA friend of mine once said that glitter is the ‘herpes of arts and crafts’", ">\n\nPretty but agree", ">\n\nI just don't like glitter. Some glitter won't harm many people BUT GOD ITS SO ANNOYING! Never asked for you to stuff your gift with SHRAPNEL", ">\n\nBog standard super popular opinion. Are you a bot, or just living under a rock?", ">\n\nIf you can, you should definitely buy biodegradable glitter at sprinkles instead and then you don't have to worry obout microplastic", ">\n\nPlastic bags have been banned at most places for years where I live (Santa Cruz, CA). Only paper bags are available (with very few exceptions), and they cost 25 cents. \nBut I reused plastic bags all the time. Not so with paper bags, which often break during first use. I shoved plastic bags in my purse and didn’t have to remember to carry them in to the store like standard reusable bags. I’d get 5+ uses out of them. They also double as a handy bag you can stuff in your pocket when hiking, in case you come across any tasty mushrooms (a common occurrence for me!).\nBut glitter? I see that very rarely. Unless the ‘90s-style face glitter I used as a preteen has come back into fashion (which it may well have; I don’t know any teenagers).", ">\n\nWe gonna kill trees to make paper straws?", ">\n\nClap, clap, clap, white elephant party's everywhere. Til next year for revenge purposes.", ">\n\nHad a Christmas party at work I was still sweeping it up months later it got everywhere. After that the boss had a no glitter policy after that.", ">\n\nWhat did Mariah carey do to you?", ">\n\nYou say that because you don’t know Brazil’s carnival. Our outfits are entirely based on glitter. Sometimes only glitter in fact.", ">\n\nNot an unpopular opinion\nI just went through 2 days of trying to remove that bs from my jeans and a laptop bag because of a gift bag....it's still embedded into both even after trying to use a lint roller and laundry. What is the point of glitter when ppl can just use paint or ribbons..", ">\n\nIt's certainly true that the use of plastic products, including greeting cards and wrapping paper, can contribute to the problem of plastic pollution. Microplastics, which are small plastic particles that are 5 millimeters in size or smaller, can be found in a variety of products and can end up in the environment, where they can have negative impacts on wildlife and ecosystems. Reducing our use of plastic products can help to mitigate this problem.", ">\n\nFun fact: the biggest buyer of glitter by far is likely the US DoD, though they don’t actually divulge who they are. The glitter in chaff is most likely just the stuff you can buy at a craft store.", ">\n\nEverytime they get on my hands a puppy cries", ">\n\n90 % of waste plasitc is caused by like a dozen companies and is all pre consumer. Your hatred of glitter isnt unpopular, and banning glitter wont meaningfully impact the fight against microplastics.\nHoneatly a basic bitch take. Milktoast to the highest magnitude. The horseshoe theory of mediocre takes.", ">\n\ni strongly agree", ">\n\nWife bought glitter covered Christmas decoration nonsense, can’t get it out of the back-seat of the car, children’s booster seats or carpet. Glitter should be forbidden bylaw, seriously where is the petition! That stuff is evil.", ">\n\nDon’t tell us tell the strippers", ">\n\nThere isn’t a punishment great enough for whoever made that stuff", ">\n\nI dont know why everyone hates glitter so much but still uses it so much in pranks and other things.\nIm not an arts and crafts person so geass people love it for that. But most i see people use it for is to prank people with", ">\n\nI second you in this opinion. I hate glitter with all my heart", ">\n\nYes!! Glitter is the worst thing ever!!", ">\n\nDown-voted because I'm fairly certain most sane persons (and males) agree with you.", ">\n\nI used to have a serious phobia from glitter in 3rd grade 😭", ">\n\nSir, you wound me🤣🤣🤣", ">\n\nThe Macca's paper straws are properly shit. Fuck the turtles, they can just evolve to not need to breathe.", ">\n\nLOVE glitter, but I use biodegradable or dissolvable glitter I agree plastic glitter should be done with.", ">\n\nI read this post several times a year, who out here is still using glitter?! Damned boomers.", ">\n\nI don't think this is an unpopular opinion. A lot of people, myself included, hate that shit and it's a nightmare to clean up. Spill some on a carpet or rug, and it'll never leave.", ">\n\nGlitter is the devils creations, ugh.", ">\n\nbut it grants you a x2 boost to whatever field you're standing in", ">\n\nHAHAHA I just told someone at my wifes families christmas party to get away from me with that mess, It never really goes away, 20 years later i will walk by and notice a glint in the carpet and it will be that crazy gold glitter her cousin wore on her face.\nI guess your opinion is more popular than you might think! However her entire family tree would disagree, but grandma dont know how to use the internets lol", ">\n\nI’m always worried about getting that shit in my eyes", ">\n\nTrue story ..worked the bars many many years and honestly glitter saved my sanity ❤️ I figured out wearing glitter all over me I stopped perverted pigs from touching me 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 try touching me now ..now try and hold yourself when you hit the John voila your fucked explain that shit to your wife 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 like I said it changed my life", ">\n\nMy parents get the same Charlie Brown card 4-5 times every Christmas. It has glitter on the front and it gets everywhere !", ">\n\nI got glitter bombed once by my friend. \nI called them and told them they’ll be coming to my house to clean up the mess if they ever pull that crap again.", ">\n\nThat’s valid although I do this biodegradable glitter should be use more often as at least that’s more eco friendly", ">\n\nI love glitter, however I agree with the microplast issue. Thus, I use organic, biodegradable glitter. Solves that problem. I glue glitter to my face everyday. I have an office job lol. People think it's fun, and we're happy. Life's great.", ">\n\nI love glitter. And we buy it biodegradable, so as far as the micro plastics are concerned, that's up to the consumer to know what they're buying.\nIf no one buys that kind, no one will make it anymore.", ">\n\nAmen!", ">\n\nExactly! It gets everywhere, is bad for the environment, and just looks straight up tacky", ">\n\nFor the most part, I agree with this.\nOne exception: glitter is an AWESOME passive aggressive, non-violent weapon when used properly.\nU wanna f up someone else's day and many more afterward? Glitter", ">\n\nHahaha I tell most people I am allergic to glitter and watch the wheels turn on it. I hate glitter but love being a smart a$$.", ">\n\nI like it when glitter is used sparingly" ]

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[ "It's because of shit monkeys like this that the world can't have nice things. You know, nice things, like PEACE!!!" ]

[ "It's because of shit monkeys like this that the world can't have nice things. You know, nice things, like PEACE!!!", ">\n\nAll the money and time waisted on these stupid fights between people, while our planet is getting fucked, finite resources are depleting,..." ]

[ "It's because of shit monkeys like this that the world can't have nice things. You know, nice things, like PEACE!!!", ">\n\nAll the money and time waisted on these stupid fights between people, while our planet is getting fucked, finite resources are depleting,...", ">\n\n\"The removal of troops from Ukraine is an unacceptable condition of peace.\"\nAnd that is how you know Russia has no plans for peace, when peace itself is labeled as an unacceptable condition of peace." ]

[ "It's because of shit monkeys like this that the world can't have nice things. You know, nice things, like PEACE!!!", ">\n\nAll the money and time waisted on these stupid fights between people, while our planet is getting fucked, finite resources are depleting,...", ">\n\n\"The removal of troops from Ukraine is an unacceptable condition of peace.\"\nAnd that is how you know Russia has no plans for peace, when peace itself is labeled as an unacceptable condition of peace.", ">\n\nRussia: War IS peace. Weakness IS strength." ]

[ "It's because of shit monkeys like this that the world can't have nice things. You know, nice things, like PEACE!!!", ">\n\nAll the money and time waisted on these stupid fights between people, while our planet is getting fucked, finite resources are depleting,...", ">\n\n\"The removal of troops from Ukraine is an unacceptable condition of peace.\"\nAnd that is how you know Russia has no plans for peace, when peace itself is labeled as an unacceptable condition of peace.", ">\n\nRussia: War IS peace. Weakness IS strength.", ">\n\n4+4=5!" ]

[ "It's because of shit monkeys like this that the world can't have nice things. You know, nice things, like PEACE!!!", ">\n\nAll the money and time waisted on these stupid fights between people, while our planet is getting fucked, finite resources are depleting,...", ">\n\n\"The removal of troops from Ukraine is an unacceptable condition of peace.\"\nAnd that is how you know Russia has no plans for peace, when peace itself is labeled as an unacceptable condition of peace.", ">\n\nRussia: War IS peace. Weakness IS strength.", ">\n\n4+4=5!", ">\n\n3+3=3!" ]

[ "It's because of shit monkeys like this that the world can't have nice things. You know, nice things, like PEACE!!!", ">\n\nAll the money and time waisted on these stupid fights between people, while our planet is getting fucked, finite resources are depleting,...", ">\n\n\"The removal of troops from Ukraine is an unacceptable condition of peace.\"\nAnd that is how you know Russia has no plans for peace, when peace itself is labeled as an unacceptable condition of peace.", ">\n\nRussia: War IS peace. Weakness IS strength.", ">\n\n4+4=5!", ">\n\n3+3=3!", ">\n\n/r/unexpectedfactorial" ]

[ "It's because of shit monkeys like this that the world can't have nice things. You know, nice things, like PEACE!!!", ">\n\nAll the money and time waisted on these stupid fights between people, while our planet is getting fucked, finite resources are depleting,...", ">\n\n\"The removal of troops from Ukraine is an unacceptable condition of peace.\"\nAnd that is how you know Russia has no plans for peace, when peace itself is labeled as an unacceptable condition of peace.", ">\n\nRussia: War IS peace. Weakness IS strength.", ">\n\n4+4=5!", ">\n\n3+3=3!", ">\n\n/r/unexpectedfactorial", ">\n\nNo that's the correct one 3+3=6 3!=6 therefore 3+3=3!" ]

[ "It's because of shit monkeys like this that the world can't have nice things. You know, nice things, like PEACE!!!", ">\n\nAll the money and time waisted on these stupid fights between people, while our planet is getting fucked, finite resources are depleting,...", ">\n\n\"The removal of troops from Ukraine is an unacceptable condition of peace.\"\nAnd that is how you know Russia has no plans for peace, when peace itself is labeled as an unacceptable condition of peace.", ">\n\nRussia: War IS peace. Weakness IS strength.", ">\n\n4+4=5!", ">\n\n3+3=3!", ">\n\n/r/unexpectedfactorial", ">\n\nNo that's the correct one 3+3=6 3!=6 therefore 3+3=3!", ">\n\nI didn't say it was wrong, I said it was unexpected." ]

[ "It's because of shit monkeys like this that the world can't have nice things. You know, nice things, like PEACE!!!", ">\n\nAll the money and time waisted on these stupid fights between people, while our planet is getting fucked, finite resources are depleting,...", ">\n\n\"The removal of troops from Ukraine is an unacceptable condition of peace.\"\nAnd that is how you know Russia has no plans for peace, when peace itself is labeled as an unacceptable condition of peace.", ">\n\nRussia: War IS peace. Weakness IS strength.", ">\n\n4+4=5!", ">\n\n3+3=3!", ">\n\n/r/unexpectedfactorial", ">\n\nNo that's the correct one 3+3=6 3!=6 therefore 3+3=3!", ">\n\nI didn't say it was wrong, I said it was unexpected.", ">\n\n\n\"Putting forward all sorts of ideas and 'formulas of peace,' Zelensky cherishes the illusion of achieving, with the help of the West, the withdrawal of our troops from the Russian territory of Donbas, Crimea, Zaporizhzhia and Kherson region, the payment of reparations by Russia, and the surrender of international tribunals and the like.\"\n\nYes, withdrawal from the UKRAINIAN territories you are illegally occupying should be step one for peace." ]

[ "It's because of shit monkeys like this that the world can't have nice things. You know, nice things, like PEACE!!!", ">\n\nAll the money and time waisted on these stupid fights between people, while our planet is getting fucked, finite resources are depleting,...", ">\n\n\"The removal of troops from Ukraine is an unacceptable condition of peace.\"\nAnd that is how you know Russia has no plans for peace, when peace itself is labeled as an unacceptable condition of peace.", ">\n\nRussia: War IS peace. Weakness IS strength.", ">\n\n4+4=5!", ">\n\n3+3=3!", ">\n\n/r/unexpectedfactorial", ">\n\nNo that's the correct one 3+3=6 3!=6 therefore 3+3=3!", ">\n\nI didn't say it was wrong, I said it was unexpected.", ">\n\n\n\"Putting forward all sorts of ideas and 'formulas of peace,' Zelensky cherishes the illusion of achieving, with the help of the West, the withdrawal of our troops from the Russian territory of Donbas, Crimea, Zaporizhzhia and Kherson region, the payment of reparations by Russia, and the surrender of international tribunals and the like.\"\n\nYes, withdrawal from the UKRAINIAN territories you are illegally occupying should be step one for peace.", ">\n\nEvery negotiation involves both sides giving up something they don't want to. What exactly is left for Russia in this framework?\nEdit for downvoters (I think?): What is left for Russia to give up? Because they're indicating all of their gains inviolate." ]

[ "It's because of shit monkeys like this that the world can't have nice things. You know, nice things, like PEACE!!!", ">\n\nAll the money and time waisted on these stupid fights between people, while our planet is getting fucked, finite resources are depleting,...", ">\n\n\"The removal of troops from Ukraine is an unacceptable condition of peace.\"\nAnd that is how you know Russia has no plans for peace, when peace itself is labeled as an unacceptable condition of peace.", ">\n\nRussia: War IS peace. Weakness IS strength.", ">\n\n4+4=5!", ">\n\n3+3=3!", ">\n\n/r/unexpectedfactorial", ">\n\nNo that's the correct one 3+3=6 3!=6 therefore 3+3=3!", ">\n\nI didn't say it was wrong, I said it was unexpected.", ">\n\n\n\"Putting forward all sorts of ideas and 'formulas of peace,' Zelensky cherishes the illusion of achieving, with the help of the West, the withdrawal of our troops from the Russian territory of Donbas, Crimea, Zaporizhzhia and Kherson region, the payment of reparations by Russia, and the surrender of international tribunals and the like.\"\n\nYes, withdrawal from the UKRAINIAN territories you are illegally occupying should be step one for peace.", ">\n\nEvery negotiation involves both sides giving up something they don't want to. What exactly is left for Russia in this framework?\nEdit for downvoters (I think?): What is left for Russia to give up? Because they're indicating all of their gains inviolate.", ">\n\nSo in your mind, if a thief breaks into your home and gets caught, the criminal gets to negotiate to keep some of the things he has stolen? \nYou can fuck right off with that way of thinking. Russia are illegal occupier war criminals. They deserve none of their ill-gotten gains." ]

[ "It's because of shit monkeys like this that the world can't have nice things. You know, nice things, like PEACE!!!", ">\n\nAll the money and time waisted on these stupid fights between people, while our planet is getting fucked, finite resources are depleting,...", ">\n\n\"The removal of troops from Ukraine is an unacceptable condition of peace.\"\nAnd that is how you know Russia has no plans for peace, when peace itself is labeled as an unacceptable condition of peace.", ">\n\nRussia: War IS peace. Weakness IS strength.", ">\n\n4+4=5!", ">\n\n3+3=3!", ">\n\n/r/unexpectedfactorial", ">\n\nNo that's the correct one 3+3=6 3!=6 therefore 3+3=3!", ">\n\nI didn't say it was wrong, I said it was unexpected.", ">\n\n\n\"Putting forward all sorts of ideas and 'formulas of peace,' Zelensky cherishes the illusion of achieving, with the help of the West, the withdrawal of our troops from the Russian territory of Donbas, Crimea, Zaporizhzhia and Kherson region, the payment of reparations by Russia, and the surrender of international tribunals and the like.\"\n\nYes, withdrawal from the UKRAINIAN territories you are illegally occupying should be step one for peace.", ">\n\nEvery negotiation involves both sides giving up something they don't want to. What exactly is left for Russia in this framework?\nEdit for downvoters (I think?): What is left for Russia to give up? Because they're indicating all of their gains inviolate.", ">\n\nSo in your mind, if a thief breaks into your home and gets caught, the criminal gets to negotiate to keep some of the things he has stolen? \nYou can fuck right off with that way of thinking. Russia are illegal occupier war criminals. They deserve none of their ill-gotten gains.", ">\n\nYou have misread what I wrote, which was in context of the article stating what Russia said. Nevertheless, I have edited for clarity." ]

[ "It's because of shit monkeys like this that the world can't have nice things. You know, nice things, like PEACE!!!", ">\n\nAll the money and time waisted on these stupid fights between people, while our planet is getting fucked, finite resources are depleting,...", ">\n\n\"The removal of troops from Ukraine is an unacceptable condition of peace.\"\nAnd that is how you know Russia has no plans for peace, when peace itself is labeled as an unacceptable condition of peace.", ">\n\nRussia: War IS peace. Weakness IS strength.", ">\n\n4+4=5!", ">\n\n3+3=3!", ">\n\n/r/unexpectedfactorial", ">\n\nNo that's the correct one 3+3=6 3!=6 therefore 3+3=3!", ">\n\nI didn't say it was wrong, I said it was unexpected.", ">\n\n\n\"Putting forward all sorts of ideas and 'formulas of peace,' Zelensky cherishes the illusion of achieving, with the help of the West, the withdrawal of our troops from the Russian territory of Donbas, Crimea, Zaporizhzhia and Kherson region, the payment of reparations by Russia, and the surrender of international tribunals and the like.\"\n\nYes, withdrawal from the UKRAINIAN territories you are illegally occupying should be step one for peace.", ">\n\nEvery negotiation involves both sides giving up something they don't want to. What exactly is left for Russia in this framework?\nEdit for downvoters (I think?): What is left for Russia to give up? Because they're indicating all of their gains inviolate.", ">\n\nSo in your mind, if a thief breaks into your home and gets caught, the criminal gets to negotiate to keep some of the things he has stolen? \nYou can fuck right off with that way of thinking. Russia are illegal occupier war criminals. They deserve none of their ill-gotten gains.", ">\n\nYou have misread what I wrote, which was in context of the article stating what Russia said. Nevertheless, I have edited for clarity.", ">\n\nI'm still not sure I understand your question?\nOf course, what they want Russia to give up is all the land they have illgally occupied. Return Ukraine to the 1991 borders." ]

[ "It's because of shit monkeys like this that the world can't have nice things. You know, nice things, like PEACE!!!", ">\n\nAll the money and time waisted on these stupid fights between people, while our planet is getting fucked, finite resources are depleting,...", ">\n\n\"The removal of troops from Ukraine is an unacceptable condition of peace.\"\nAnd that is how you know Russia has no plans for peace, when peace itself is labeled as an unacceptable condition of peace.", ">\n\nRussia: War IS peace. Weakness IS strength.", ">\n\n4+4=5!", ">\n\n3+3=3!", ">\n\n/r/unexpectedfactorial", ">\n\nNo that's the correct one 3+3=6 3!=6 therefore 3+3=3!", ">\n\nI didn't say it was wrong, I said it was unexpected.", ">\n\n\n\"Putting forward all sorts of ideas and 'formulas of peace,' Zelensky cherishes the illusion of achieving, with the help of the West, the withdrawal of our troops from the Russian territory of Donbas, Crimea, Zaporizhzhia and Kherson region, the payment of reparations by Russia, and the surrender of international tribunals and the like.\"\n\nYes, withdrawal from the UKRAINIAN territories you are illegally occupying should be step one for peace.", ">\n\nEvery negotiation involves both sides giving up something they don't want to. What exactly is left for Russia in this framework?\nEdit for downvoters (I think?): What is left for Russia to give up? Because they're indicating all of their gains inviolate.", ">\n\nSo in your mind, if a thief breaks into your home and gets caught, the criminal gets to negotiate to keep some of the things he has stolen? \nYou can fuck right off with that way of thinking. Russia are illegal occupier war criminals. They deserve none of their ill-gotten gains.", ">\n\nYou have misread what I wrote, which was in context of the article stating what Russia said. Nevertheless, I have edited for clarity.", ">\n\nI'm still not sure I understand your question?\nOf course, what they want Russia to give up is all the land they have illgally occupied. Return Ukraine to the 1991 borders.", ">\n\nAssume what Russia is saying in the article is offered in good faith. What exactly would their bargaining chip be in peace negotiations? Because their statement at face is essentially \"we keep all we have and maybe we stop bombing you, depending on how talks go\". That is a threat, not a negotiation." ]

[ "It's because of shit monkeys like this that the world can't have nice things. You know, nice things, like PEACE!!!", ">\n\nAll the money and time waisted on these stupid fights between people, while our planet is getting fucked, finite resources are depleting,...", ">\n\n\"The removal of troops from Ukraine is an unacceptable condition of peace.\"\nAnd that is how you know Russia has no plans for peace, when peace itself is labeled as an unacceptable condition of peace.", ">\n\nRussia: War IS peace. Weakness IS strength.", ">\n\n4+4=5!", ">\n\n3+3=3!", ">\n\n/r/unexpectedfactorial", ">\n\nNo that's the correct one 3+3=6 3!=6 therefore 3+3=3!", ">\n\nI didn't say it was wrong, I said it was unexpected.", ">\n\n\n\"Putting forward all sorts of ideas and 'formulas of peace,' Zelensky cherishes the illusion of achieving, with the help of the West, the withdrawal of our troops from the Russian territory of Donbas, Crimea, Zaporizhzhia and Kherson region, the payment of reparations by Russia, and the surrender of international tribunals and the like.\"\n\nYes, withdrawal from the UKRAINIAN territories you are illegally occupying should be step one for peace.", ">\n\nEvery negotiation involves both sides giving up something they don't want to. What exactly is left for Russia in this framework?\nEdit for downvoters (I think?): What is left for Russia to give up? Because they're indicating all of their gains inviolate.", ">\n\nSo in your mind, if a thief breaks into your home and gets caught, the criminal gets to negotiate to keep some of the things he has stolen? \nYou can fuck right off with that way of thinking. Russia are illegal occupier war criminals. They deserve none of their ill-gotten gains.", ">\n\nYou have misread what I wrote, which was in context of the article stating what Russia said. Nevertheless, I have edited for clarity.", ">\n\nI'm still not sure I understand your question?\nOf course, what they want Russia to give up is all the land they have illgally occupied. Return Ukraine to the 1991 borders.", ">\n\nAssume what Russia is saying in the article is offered in good faith. What exactly would their bargaining chip be in peace negotiations? Because their statement at face is essentially \"we keep all we have and maybe we stop bombing you, depending on how talks go\". That is a threat, not a negotiation.", ">\n\n\nAssume what Russia is saying in the article is offered in good faith. \n\nNo." ]

[ "It's because of shit monkeys like this that the world can't have nice things. You know, nice things, like PEACE!!!", ">\n\nAll the money and time waisted on these stupid fights between people, while our planet is getting fucked, finite resources are depleting,...", ">\n\n\"The removal of troops from Ukraine is an unacceptable condition of peace.\"\nAnd that is how you know Russia has no plans for peace, when peace itself is labeled as an unacceptable condition of peace.", ">\n\nRussia: War IS peace. Weakness IS strength.", ">\n\n4+4=5!", ">\n\n3+3=3!", ">\n\n/r/unexpectedfactorial", ">\n\nNo that's the correct one 3+3=6 3!=6 therefore 3+3=3!", ">\n\nI didn't say it was wrong, I said it was unexpected.", ">\n\n\n\"Putting forward all sorts of ideas and 'formulas of peace,' Zelensky cherishes the illusion of achieving, with the help of the West, the withdrawal of our troops from the Russian territory of Donbas, Crimea, Zaporizhzhia and Kherson region, the payment of reparations by Russia, and the surrender of international tribunals and the like.\"\n\nYes, withdrawal from the UKRAINIAN territories you are illegally occupying should be step one for peace.", ">\n\nEvery negotiation involves both sides giving up something they don't want to. What exactly is left for Russia in this framework?\nEdit for downvoters (I think?): What is left for Russia to give up? Because they're indicating all of their gains inviolate.", ">\n\nSo in your mind, if a thief breaks into your home and gets caught, the criminal gets to negotiate to keep some of the things he has stolen? \nYou can fuck right off with that way of thinking. Russia are illegal occupier war criminals. They deserve none of their ill-gotten gains.", ">\n\nYou have misread what I wrote, which was in context of the article stating what Russia said. Nevertheless, I have edited for clarity.", ">\n\nI'm still not sure I understand your question?\nOf course, what they want Russia to give up is all the land they have illgally occupied. Return Ukraine to the 1991 borders.", ">\n\nAssume what Russia is saying in the article is offered in good faith. What exactly would their bargaining chip be in peace negotiations? Because their statement at face is essentially \"we keep all we have and maybe we stop bombing you, depending on how talks go\". That is a threat, not a negotiation.", ">\n\n\nAssume what Russia is saying in the article is offered in good faith. \n\nNo.", ">\n\nOK, then why are you here? Russia bad, I agree, but there's nothing to discuss relevant to this article in that regard." ]

[ "It's because of shit monkeys like this that the world can't have nice things. You know, nice things, like PEACE!!!", ">\n\nAll the money and time waisted on these stupid fights between people, while our planet is getting fucked, finite resources are depleting,...", ">\n\n\"The removal of troops from Ukraine is an unacceptable condition of peace.\"\nAnd that is how you know Russia has no plans for peace, when peace itself is labeled as an unacceptable condition of peace.", ">\n\nRussia: War IS peace. Weakness IS strength.", ">\n\n4+4=5!", ">\n\n3+3=3!", ">\n\n/r/unexpectedfactorial", ">\n\nNo that's the correct one 3+3=6 3!=6 therefore 3+3=3!", ">\n\nI didn't say it was wrong, I said it was unexpected.", ">\n\n\n\"Putting forward all sorts of ideas and 'formulas of peace,' Zelensky cherishes the illusion of achieving, with the help of the West, the withdrawal of our troops from the Russian territory of Donbas, Crimea, Zaporizhzhia and Kherson region, the payment of reparations by Russia, and the surrender of international tribunals and the like.\"\n\nYes, withdrawal from the UKRAINIAN territories you are illegally occupying should be step one for peace.", ">\n\nEvery negotiation involves both sides giving up something they don't want to. What exactly is left for Russia in this framework?\nEdit for downvoters (I think?): What is left for Russia to give up? Because they're indicating all of their gains inviolate.", ">\n\nSo in your mind, if a thief breaks into your home and gets caught, the criminal gets to negotiate to keep some of the things he has stolen? \nYou can fuck right off with that way of thinking. Russia are illegal occupier war criminals. They deserve none of their ill-gotten gains.", ">\n\nYou have misread what I wrote, which was in context of the article stating what Russia said. Nevertheless, I have edited for clarity.", ">\n\nI'm still not sure I understand your question?\nOf course, what they want Russia to give up is all the land they have illgally occupied. Return Ukraine to the 1991 borders.", ">\n\nAssume what Russia is saying in the article is offered in good faith. What exactly would their bargaining chip be in peace negotiations? Because their statement at face is essentially \"we keep all we have and maybe we stop bombing you, depending on how talks go\". That is a threat, not a negotiation.", ">\n\n\nAssume what Russia is saying in the article is offered in good faith. \n\nNo.", ">\n\nOK, then why are you here? Russia bad, I agree, but there's nothing to discuss relevant to this article in that regard.", ">\n\nIt's very simple:\nRussia gets the hell out of Ukraine, and returns Ukraine's borders to where they were in 1991. That's step 1 for any peace talks.\nNext, all Russian assets seized abroad will be given to the Ukrainian government for Ukraine to rebuild, and there is nothing Russia can say or do about it. That's step 2.\nStep 3, which is the hardest and unfortunately least likely to happen, is all the Russians guilty of war crimes stand trial in international court.\nIt's not rocket surgery. Russia doesn't get to negotiate. They have the terms dictacted TO them, not the other way around. That's what happens when you are losing.\nEDIT: Responding to the coward below who responded then instantly blocked me:\nIf Russia doesn't agree, then the war continues. Under no circumstances should Russia be allowed to keep any of Ukraine's land. If they are, all that does is create positive feedback and encourages them to do this again.\nRussia needs to learn, with no uncertainty, that all they managed to accomplish was getting 100k of their men killed, wrecked the economy, strengthened NATO, and turned most of the world against them.... All for nothing.\nRussia has zero leverage. They are losing, and will continue to lose. They can either lose Ukraine and another 100k of their men and countless vehicles, ammunitions, etc while their economy suffers, or they can cut their losses and end it now." ]

[ "It's because of shit monkeys like this that the world can't have nice things. You know, nice things, like PEACE!!!", ">\n\nAll the money and time waisted on these stupid fights between people, while our planet is getting fucked, finite resources are depleting,...", ">\n\n\"The removal of troops from Ukraine is an unacceptable condition of peace.\"\nAnd that is how you know Russia has no plans for peace, when peace itself is labeled as an unacceptable condition of peace.", ">\n\nRussia: War IS peace. Weakness IS strength.", ">\n\n4+4=5!", ">\n\n3+3=3!", ">\n\n/r/unexpectedfactorial", ">\n\nNo that's the correct one 3+3=6 3!=6 therefore 3+3=3!", ">\n\nI didn't say it was wrong, I said it was unexpected.", ">\n\n\n\"Putting forward all sorts of ideas and 'formulas of peace,' Zelensky cherishes the illusion of achieving, with the help of the West, the withdrawal of our troops from the Russian territory of Donbas, Crimea, Zaporizhzhia and Kherson region, the payment of reparations by Russia, and the surrender of international tribunals and the like.\"\n\nYes, withdrawal from the UKRAINIAN territories you are illegally occupying should be step one for peace.", ">\n\nEvery negotiation involves both sides giving up something they don't want to. What exactly is left for Russia in this framework?\nEdit for downvoters (I think?): What is left for Russia to give up? Because they're indicating all of their gains inviolate.", ">\n\nSo in your mind, if a thief breaks into your home and gets caught, the criminal gets to negotiate to keep some of the things he has stolen? \nYou can fuck right off with that way of thinking. Russia are illegal occupier war criminals. They deserve none of their ill-gotten gains.", ">\n\nYou have misread what I wrote, which was in context of the article stating what Russia said. Nevertheless, I have edited for clarity.", ">\n\nI'm still not sure I understand your question?\nOf course, what they want Russia to give up is all the land they have illgally occupied. Return Ukraine to the 1991 borders.", ">\n\nAssume what Russia is saying in the article is offered in good faith. What exactly would their bargaining chip be in peace negotiations? Because their statement at face is essentially \"we keep all we have and maybe we stop bombing you, depending on how talks go\". That is a threat, not a negotiation.", ">\n\n\nAssume what Russia is saying in the article is offered in good faith. \n\nNo.", ">\n\nOK, then why are you here? Russia bad, I agree, but there's nothing to discuss relevant to this article in that regard.", ">\n\nIt's very simple:\nRussia gets the hell out of Ukraine, and returns Ukraine's borders to where they were in 1991. That's step 1 for any peace talks.\nNext, all Russian assets seized abroad will be given to the Ukrainian government for Ukraine to rebuild, and there is nothing Russia can say or do about it. That's step 2.\nStep 3, which is the hardest and unfortunately least likely to happen, is all the Russians guilty of war crimes stand trial in international court.\nIt's not rocket surgery. Russia doesn't get to negotiate. They have the terms dictacted TO them, not the other way around. That's what happens when you are losing.\nEDIT: Responding to the coward below who responded then instantly blocked me:\nIf Russia doesn't agree, then the war continues. Under no circumstances should Russia be allowed to keep any of Ukraine's land. If they are, all that does is create positive feedback and encourages them to do this again.\nRussia needs to learn, with no uncertainty, that all they managed to accomplish was getting 100k of their men killed, wrecked the economy, strengthened NATO, and turned most of the world against them.... All for nothing.\nRussia has zero leverage. They are losing, and will continue to lose. They can either lose Ukraine and another 100k of their men and countless vehicles, ammunitions, etc while their economy suffers, or they can cut their losses and end it now.", ">\n\nYou know Russia will never agree to this, right? Are you talking about the most ideal outcome for Ukraine or are you actually interested in peace short term?" ]

[ "It's because of shit monkeys like this that the world can't have nice things. You know, nice things, like PEACE!!!", ">\n\nAll the money and time waisted on these stupid fights between people, while our planet is getting fucked, finite resources are depleting,...", ">\n\n\"The removal of troops from Ukraine is an unacceptable condition of peace.\"\nAnd that is how you know Russia has no plans for peace, when peace itself is labeled as an unacceptable condition of peace.", ">\n\nRussia: War IS peace. Weakness IS strength.", ">\n\n4+4=5!", ">\n\n3+3=3!", ">\n\n/r/unexpectedfactorial", ">\n\nNo that's the correct one 3+3=6 3!=6 therefore 3+3=3!", ">\n\nI didn't say it was wrong, I said it was unexpected.", ">\n\n\n\"Putting forward all sorts of ideas and 'formulas of peace,' Zelensky cherishes the illusion of achieving, with the help of the West, the withdrawal of our troops from the Russian territory of Donbas, Crimea, Zaporizhzhia and Kherson region, the payment of reparations by Russia, and the surrender of international tribunals and the like.\"\n\nYes, withdrawal from the UKRAINIAN territories you are illegally occupying should be step one for peace.", ">\n\nEvery negotiation involves both sides giving up something they don't want to. What exactly is left for Russia in this framework?\nEdit for downvoters (I think?): What is left for Russia to give up? Because they're indicating all of their gains inviolate.", ">\n\nSo in your mind, if a thief breaks into your home and gets caught, the criminal gets to negotiate to keep some of the things he has stolen? \nYou can fuck right off with that way of thinking. Russia are illegal occupier war criminals. They deserve none of their ill-gotten gains.", ">\n\nYou have misread what I wrote, which was in context of the article stating what Russia said. Nevertheless, I have edited for clarity.", ">\n\nI'm still not sure I understand your question?\nOf course, what they want Russia to give up is all the land they have illgally occupied. Return Ukraine to the 1991 borders.", ">\n\nAssume what Russia is saying in the article is offered in good faith. What exactly would their bargaining chip be in peace negotiations? Because their statement at face is essentially \"we keep all we have and maybe we stop bombing you, depending on how talks go\". That is a threat, not a negotiation.", ">\n\n\nAssume what Russia is saying in the article is offered in good faith. \n\nNo.", ">\n\nOK, then why are you here? Russia bad, I agree, but there's nothing to discuss relevant to this article in that regard.", ">\n\nIt's very simple:\nRussia gets the hell out of Ukraine, and returns Ukraine's borders to where they were in 1991. That's step 1 for any peace talks.\nNext, all Russian assets seized abroad will be given to the Ukrainian government for Ukraine to rebuild, and there is nothing Russia can say or do about it. That's step 2.\nStep 3, which is the hardest and unfortunately least likely to happen, is all the Russians guilty of war crimes stand trial in international court.\nIt's not rocket surgery. Russia doesn't get to negotiate. They have the terms dictacted TO them, not the other way around. That's what happens when you are losing.\nEDIT: Responding to the coward below who responded then instantly blocked me:\nIf Russia doesn't agree, then the war continues. Under no circumstances should Russia be allowed to keep any of Ukraine's land. If they are, all that does is create positive feedback and encourages them to do this again.\nRussia needs to learn, with no uncertainty, that all they managed to accomplish was getting 100k of their men killed, wrecked the economy, strengthened NATO, and turned most of the world against them.... All for nothing.\nRussia has zero leverage. They are losing, and will continue to lose. They can either lose Ukraine and another 100k of their men and countless vehicles, ammunitions, etc while their economy suffers, or they can cut their losses and end it now.", ">\n\nYou know Russia will never agree to this, right? Are you talking about the most ideal outcome for Ukraine or are you actually interested in peace short term?", ">\n\nRussia rejected peace talks. \nNow we can ignore their lies that Ukriane is refusing peace." ]

[ "It's because of shit monkeys like this that the world can't have nice things. You know, nice things, like PEACE!!!", ">\n\nAll the money and time waisted on these stupid fights between people, while our planet is getting fucked, finite resources are depleting,...", ">\n\n\"The removal of troops from Ukraine is an unacceptable condition of peace.\"\nAnd that is how you know Russia has no plans for peace, when peace itself is labeled as an unacceptable condition of peace.", ">\n\nRussia: War IS peace. Weakness IS strength.", ">\n\n4+4=5!", ">\n\n3+3=3!", ">\n\n/r/unexpectedfactorial", ">\n\nNo that's the correct one 3+3=6 3!=6 therefore 3+3=3!", ">\n\nI didn't say it was wrong, I said it was unexpected.", ">\n\n\n\"Putting forward all sorts of ideas and 'formulas of peace,' Zelensky cherishes the illusion of achieving, with the help of the West, the withdrawal of our troops from the Russian territory of Donbas, Crimea, Zaporizhzhia and Kherson region, the payment of reparations by Russia, and the surrender of international tribunals and the like.\"\n\nYes, withdrawal from the UKRAINIAN territories you are illegally occupying should be step one for peace.", ">\n\nEvery negotiation involves both sides giving up something they don't want to. What exactly is left for Russia in this framework?\nEdit for downvoters (I think?): What is left for Russia to give up? Because they're indicating all of their gains inviolate.", ">\n\nSo in your mind, if a thief breaks into your home and gets caught, the criminal gets to negotiate to keep some of the things he has stolen? \nYou can fuck right off with that way of thinking. Russia are illegal occupier war criminals. They deserve none of their ill-gotten gains.", ">\n\nYou have misread what I wrote, which was in context of the article stating what Russia said. Nevertheless, I have edited for clarity.", ">\n\nI'm still not sure I understand your question?\nOf course, what they want Russia to give up is all the land they have illgally occupied. Return Ukraine to the 1991 borders.", ">\n\nAssume what Russia is saying in the article is offered in good faith. What exactly would their bargaining chip be in peace negotiations? Because their statement at face is essentially \"we keep all we have and maybe we stop bombing you, depending on how talks go\". That is a threat, not a negotiation.", ">\n\n\nAssume what Russia is saying in the article is offered in good faith. \n\nNo.", ">\n\nOK, then why are you here? Russia bad, I agree, but there's nothing to discuss relevant to this article in that regard.", ">\n\nIt's very simple:\nRussia gets the hell out of Ukraine, and returns Ukraine's borders to where they were in 1991. That's step 1 for any peace talks.\nNext, all Russian assets seized abroad will be given to the Ukrainian government for Ukraine to rebuild, and there is nothing Russia can say or do about it. That's step 2.\nStep 3, which is the hardest and unfortunately least likely to happen, is all the Russians guilty of war crimes stand trial in international court.\nIt's not rocket surgery. Russia doesn't get to negotiate. They have the terms dictacted TO them, not the other way around. That's what happens when you are losing.\nEDIT: Responding to the coward below who responded then instantly blocked me:\nIf Russia doesn't agree, then the war continues. Under no circumstances should Russia be allowed to keep any of Ukraine's land. If they are, all that does is create positive feedback and encourages them to do this again.\nRussia needs to learn, with no uncertainty, that all they managed to accomplish was getting 100k of their men killed, wrecked the economy, strengthened NATO, and turned most of the world against them.... All for nothing.\nRussia has zero leverage. They are losing, and will continue to lose. They can either lose Ukraine and another 100k of their men and countless vehicles, ammunitions, etc while their economy suffers, or they can cut their losses and end it now.", ">\n\nYou know Russia will never agree to this, right? Are you talking about the most ideal outcome for Ukraine or are you actually interested in peace short term?", ">\n\nRussia rejected peace talks. \nNow we can ignore their lies that Ukriane is refusing peace.", ">\n\nOr we could do the sensible thing and ignore all the Russian lies without waiting for anything, which means everything they say." ]

[ "It's because of shit monkeys like this that the world can't have nice things. You know, nice things, like PEACE!!!", ">\n\nAll the money and time waisted on these stupid fights between people, while our planet is getting fucked, finite resources are depleting,...", ">\n\n\"The removal of troops from Ukraine is an unacceptable condition of peace.\"\nAnd that is how you know Russia has no plans for peace, when peace itself is labeled as an unacceptable condition of peace.", ">\n\nRussia: War IS peace. Weakness IS strength.", ">\n\n4+4=5!", ">\n\n3+3=3!", ">\n\n/r/unexpectedfactorial", ">\n\nNo that's the correct one 3+3=6 3!=6 therefore 3+3=3!", ">\n\nI didn't say it was wrong, I said it was unexpected.", ">\n\n\n\"Putting forward all sorts of ideas and 'formulas of peace,' Zelensky cherishes the illusion of achieving, with the help of the West, the withdrawal of our troops from the Russian territory of Donbas, Crimea, Zaporizhzhia and Kherson region, the payment of reparations by Russia, and the surrender of international tribunals and the like.\"\n\nYes, withdrawal from the UKRAINIAN territories you are illegally occupying should be step one for peace.", ">\n\nEvery negotiation involves both sides giving up something they don't want to. What exactly is left for Russia in this framework?\nEdit for downvoters (I think?): What is left for Russia to give up? Because they're indicating all of their gains inviolate.", ">\n\nSo in your mind, if a thief breaks into your home and gets caught, the criminal gets to negotiate to keep some of the things he has stolen? \nYou can fuck right off with that way of thinking. Russia are illegal occupier war criminals. They deserve none of their ill-gotten gains.", ">\n\nYou have misread what I wrote, which was in context of the article stating what Russia said. Nevertheless, I have edited for clarity.", ">\n\nI'm still not sure I understand your question?\nOf course, what they want Russia to give up is all the land they have illgally occupied. Return Ukraine to the 1991 borders.", ">\n\nAssume what Russia is saying in the article is offered in good faith. What exactly would their bargaining chip be in peace negotiations? Because their statement at face is essentially \"we keep all we have and maybe we stop bombing you, depending on how talks go\". That is a threat, not a negotiation.", ">\n\n\nAssume what Russia is saying in the article is offered in good faith. \n\nNo.", ">\n\nOK, then why are you here? Russia bad, I agree, but there's nothing to discuss relevant to this article in that regard.", ">\n\nIt's very simple:\nRussia gets the hell out of Ukraine, and returns Ukraine's borders to where they were in 1991. That's step 1 for any peace talks.\nNext, all Russian assets seized abroad will be given to the Ukrainian government for Ukraine to rebuild, and there is nothing Russia can say or do about it. That's step 2.\nStep 3, which is the hardest and unfortunately least likely to happen, is all the Russians guilty of war crimes stand trial in international court.\nIt's not rocket surgery. Russia doesn't get to negotiate. They have the terms dictacted TO them, not the other way around. That's what happens when you are losing.\nEDIT: Responding to the coward below who responded then instantly blocked me:\nIf Russia doesn't agree, then the war continues. Under no circumstances should Russia be allowed to keep any of Ukraine's land. If they are, all that does is create positive feedback and encourages them to do this again.\nRussia needs to learn, with no uncertainty, that all they managed to accomplish was getting 100k of their men killed, wrecked the economy, strengthened NATO, and turned most of the world against them.... All for nothing.\nRussia has zero leverage. They are losing, and will continue to lose. They can either lose Ukraine and another 100k of their men and countless vehicles, ammunitions, etc while their economy suffers, or they can cut their losses and end it now.", ">\n\nYou know Russia will never agree to this, right? Are you talking about the most ideal outcome for Ukraine or are you actually interested in peace short term?", ">\n\nRussia rejected peace talks. \nNow we can ignore their lies that Ukriane is refusing peace.", ">\n\nOr we could do the sensible thing and ignore all the Russian lies without waiting for anything, which means everything they say.", ">\n\nNo, its important to actively refute disinformation." ]

[ "It's because of shit monkeys like this that the world can't have nice things. You know, nice things, like PEACE!!!", ">\n\nAll the money and time waisted on these stupid fights between people, while our planet is getting fucked, finite resources are depleting,...", ">\n\n\"The removal of troops from Ukraine is an unacceptable condition of peace.\"\nAnd that is how you know Russia has no plans for peace, when peace itself is labeled as an unacceptable condition of peace.", ">\n\nRussia: War IS peace. Weakness IS strength.", ">\n\n4+4=5!", ">\n\n3+3=3!", ">\n\n/r/unexpectedfactorial", ">\n\nNo that's the correct one 3+3=6 3!=6 therefore 3+3=3!", ">\n\nI didn't say it was wrong, I said it was unexpected.", ">\n\n\n\"Putting forward all sorts of ideas and 'formulas of peace,' Zelensky cherishes the illusion of achieving, with the help of the West, the withdrawal of our troops from the Russian territory of Donbas, Crimea, Zaporizhzhia and Kherson region, the payment of reparations by Russia, and the surrender of international tribunals and the like.\"\n\nYes, withdrawal from the UKRAINIAN territories you are illegally occupying should be step one for peace.", ">\n\nEvery negotiation involves both sides giving up something they don't want to. What exactly is left for Russia in this framework?\nEdit for downvoters (I think?): What is left for Russia to give up? Because they're indicating all of their gains inviolate.", ">\n\nSo in your mind, if a thief breaks into your home and gets caught, the criminal gets to negotiate to keep some of the things he has stolen? \nYou can fuck right off with that way of thinking. Russia are illegal occupier war criminals. They deserve none of their ill-gotten gains.", ">\n\nYou have misread what I wrote, which was in context of the article stating what Russia said. Nevertheless, I have edited for clarity.", ">\n\nI'm still not sure I understand your question?\nOf course, what they want Russia to give up is all the land they have illgally occupied. Return Ukraine to the 1991 borders.", ">\n\nAssume what Russia is saying in the article is offered in good faith. What exactly would their bargaining chip be in peace negotiations? Because their statement at face is essentially \"we keep all we have and maybe we stop bombing you, depending on how talks go\". That is a threat, not a negotiation.", ">\n\n\nAssume what Russia is saying in the article is offered in good faith. \n\nNo.", ">\n\nOK, then why are you here? Russia bad, I agree, but there's nothing to discuss relevant to this article in that regard.", ">\n\nIt's very simple:\nRussia gets the hell out of Ukraine, and returns Ukraine's borders to where they were in 1991. That's step 1 for any peace talks.\nNext, all Russian assets seized abroad will be given to the Ukrainian government for Ukraine to rebuild, and there is nothing Russia can say or do about it. That's step 2.\nStep 3, which is the hardest and unfortunately least likely to happen, is all the Russians guilty of war crimes stand trial in international court.\nIt's not rocket surgery. Russia doesn't get to negotiate. They have the terms dictacted TO them, not the other way around. That's what happens when you are losing.\nEDIT: Responding to the coward below who responded then instantly blocked me:\nIf Russia doesn't agree, then the war continues. Under no circumstances should Russia be allowed to keep any of Ukraine's land. If they are, all that does is create positive feedback and encourages them to do this again.\nRussia needs to learn, with no uncertainty, that all they managed to accomplish was getting 100k of their men killed, wrecked the economy, strengthened NATO, and turned most of the world against them.... All for nothing.\nRussia has zero leverage. They are losing, and will continue to lose. They can either lose Ukraine and another 100k of their men and countless vehicles, ammunitions, etc while their economy suffers, or they can cut their losses and end it now.", ">\n\nYou know Russia will never agree to this, right? Are you talking about the most ideal outcome for Ukraine or are you actually interested in peace short term?", ">\n\nRussia rejected peace talks. \nNow we can ignore their lies that Ukriane is refusing peace.", ">\n\nOr we could do the sensible thing and ignore all the Russian lies without waiting for anything, which means everything they say.", ">\n\nNo, its important to actively refute disinformation.", ">\n\nWhenever there is talk about a peace plan, I wish the first words out of Zelensky's mouth would be, \"We are a sovereign nation and ten months ago Russia INVADED us and is now targeting and killing innocent civilians. There is zero justification for their aggression. The only peace plan is to leave, give us back our people and pay to repair the damages.\" I hate the fact that some people even entertain any sort of appeasement towards Russia. This whole mess makes me sick in my stomach, but it could get worse if Russia profits from this somehow." ]

[ "It's because of shit monkeys like this that the world can't have nice things. You know, nice things, like PEACE!!!", ">\n\nAll the money and time waisted on these stupid fights between people, while our planet is getting fucked, finite resources are depleting,...", ">\n\n\"The removal of troops from Ukraine is an unacceptable condition of peace.\"\nAnd that is how you know Russia has no plans for peace, when peace itself is labeled as an unacceptable condition of peace.", ">\n\nRussia: War IS peace. Weakness IS strength.", ">\n\n4+4=5!", ">\n\n3+3=3!", ">\n\n/r/unexpectedfactorial", ">\n\nNo that's the correct one 3+3=6 3!=6 therefore 3+3=3!", ">\n\nI didn't say it was wrong, I said it was unexpected.", ">\n\n\n\"Putting forward all sorts of ideas and 'formulas of peace,' Zelensky cherishes the illusion of achieving, with the help of the West, the withdrawal of our troops from the Russian territory of Donbas, Crimea, Zaporizhzhia and Kherson region, the payment of reparations by Russia, and the surrender of international tribunals and the like.\"\n\nYes, withdrawal from the UKRAINIAN territories you are illegally occupying should be step one for peace.", ">\n\nEvery negotiation involves both sides giving up something they don't want to. What exactly is left for Russia in this framework?\nEdit for downvoters (I think?): What is left for Russia to give up? Because they're indicating all of their gains inviolate.", ">\n\nSo in your mind, if a thief breaks into your home and gets caught, the criminal gets to negotiate to keep some of the things he has stolen? \nYou can fuck right off with that way of thinking. Russia are illegal occupier war criminals. They deserve none of their ill-gotten gains.", ">\n\nYou have misread what I wrote, which was in context of the article stating what Russia said. Nevertheless, I have edited for clarity.", ">\n\nI'm still not sure I understand your question?\nOf course, what they want Russia to give up is all the land they have illgally occupied. Return Ukraine to the 1991 borders.", ">\n\nAssume what Russia is saying in the article is offered in good faith. What exactly would their bargaining chip be in peace negotiations? Because their statement at face is essentially \"we keep all we have and maybe we stop bombing you, depending on how talks go\". That is a threat, not a negotiation.", ">\n\n\nAssume what Russia is saying in the article is offered in good faith. \n\nNo.", ">\n\nOK, then why are you here? Russia bad, I agree, but there's nothing to discuss relevant to this article in that regard.", ">\n\nIt's very simple:\nRussia gets the hell out of Ukraine, and returns Ukraine's borders to where they were in 1991. That's step 1 for any peace talks.\nNext, all Russian assets seized abroad will be given to the Ukrainian government for Ukraine to rebuild, and there is nothing Russia can say or do about it. That's step 2.\nStep 3, which is the hardest and unfortunately least likely to happen, is all the Russians guilty of war crimes stand trial in international court.\nIt's not rocket surgery. Russia doesn't get to negotiate. They have the terms dictacted TO them, not the other way around. That's what happens when you are losing.\nEDIT: Responding to the coward below who responded then instantly blocked me:\nIf Russia doesn't agree, then the war continues. Under no circumstances should Russia be allowed to keep any of Ukraine's land. If they are, all that does is create positive feedback and encourages them to do this again.\nRussia needs to learn, with no uncertainty, that all they managed to accomplish was getting 100k of their men killed, wrecked the economy, strengthened NATO, and turned most of the world against them.... All for nothing.\nRussia has zero leverage. They are losing, and will continue to lose. They can either lose Ukraine and another 100k of their men and countless vehicles, ammunitions, etc while their economy suffers, or they can cut their losses and end it now.", ">\n\nYou know Russia will never agree to this, right? Are you talking about the most ideal outcome for Ukraine or are you actually interested in peace short term?", ">\n\nRussia rejected peace talks. \nNow we can ignore their lies that Ukriane is refusing peace.", ">\n\nOr we could do the sensible thing and ignore all the Russian lies without waiting for anything, which means everything they say.", ">\n\nNo, its important to actively refute disinformation.", ">\n\nWhenever there is talk about a peace plan, I wish the first words out of Zelensky's mouth would be, \"We are a sovereign nation and ten months ago Russia INVADED us and is now targeting and killing innocent civilians. There is zero justification for their aggression. The only peace plan is to leave, give us back our people and pay to repair the damages.\" I hate the fact that some people even entertain any sort of appeasement towards Russia. This whole mess makes me sick in my stomach, but it could get worse if Russia profits from this somehow.", ">\n\nPeople are just scared of nukes that Russia will never fire." ]

[ "It's because of shit monkeys like this that the world can't have nice things. You know, nice things, like PEACE!!!", ">\n\nAll the money and time waisted on these stupid fights between people, while our planet is getting fucked, finite resources are depleting,...", ">\n\n\"The removal of troops from Ukraine is an unacceptable condition of peace.\"\nAnd that is how you know Russia has no plans for peace, when peace itself is labeled as an unacceptable condition of peace.", ">\n\nRussia: War IS peace. Weakness IS strength.", ">\n\n4+4=5!", ">\n\n3+3=3!", ">\n\n/r/unexpectedfactorial", ">\n\nNo that's the correct one 3+3=6 3!=6 therefore 3+3=3!", ">\n\nI didn't say it was wrong, I said it was unexpected.", ">\n\n\n\"Putting forward all sorts of ideas and 'formulas of peace,' Zelensky cherishes the illusion of achieving, with the help of the West, the withdrawal of our troops from the Russian territory of Donbas, Crimea, Zaporizhzhia and Kherson region, the payment of reparations by Russia, and the surrender of international tribunals and the like.\"\n\nYes, withdrawal from the UKRAINIAN territories you are illegally occupying should be step one for peace.", ">\n\nEvery negotiation involves both sides giving up something they don't want to. What exactly is left for Russia in this framework?\nEdit for downvoters (I think?): What is left for Russia to give up? Because they're indicating all of their gains inviolate.", ">\n\nSo in your mind, if a thief breaks into your home and gets caught, the criminal gets to negotiate to keep some of the things he has stolen? \nYou can fuck right off with that way of thinking. Russia are illegal occupier war criminals. They deserve none of their ill-gotten gains.", ">\n\nYou have misread what I wrote, which was in context of the article stating what Russia said. Nevertheless, I have edited for clarity.", ">\n\nI'm still not sure I understand your question?\nOf course, what they want Russia to give up is all the land they have illgally occupied. Return Ukraine to the 1991 borders.", ">\n\nAssume what Russia is saying in the article is offered in good faith. What exactly would their bargaining chip be in peace negotiations? Because their statement at face is essentially \"we keep all we have and maybe we stop bombing you, depending on how talks go\". That is a threat, not a negotiation.", ">\n\n\nAssume what Russia is saying in the article is offered in good faith. \n\nNo.", ">\n\nOK, then why are you here? Russia bad, I agree, but there's nothing to discuss relevant to this article in that regard.", ">\n\nIt's very simple:\nRussia gets the hell out of Ukraine, and returns Ukraine's borders to where they were in 1991. That's step 1 for any peace talks.\nNext, all Russian assets seized abroad will be given to the Ukrainian government for Ukraine to rebuild, and there is nothing Russia can say or do about it. That's step 2.\nStep 3, which is the hardest and unfortunately least likely to happen, is all the Russians guilty of war crimes stand trial in international court.\nIt's not rocket surgery. Russia doesn't get to negotiate. They have the terms dictacted TO them, not the other way around. That's what happens when you are losing.\nEDIT: Responding to the coward below who responded then instantly blocked me:\nIf Russia doesn't agree, then the war continues. Under no circumstances should Russia be allowed to keep any of Ukraine's land. If they are, all that does is create positive feedback and encourages them to do this again.\nRussia needs to learn, with no uncertainty, that all they managed to accomplish was getting 100k of their men killed, wrecked the economy, strengthened NATO, and turned most of the world against them.... All for nothing.\nRussia has zero leverage. They are losing, and will continue to lose. They can either lose Ukraine and another 100k of their men and countless vehicles, ammunitions, etc while their economy suffers, or they can cut their losses and end it now.", ">\n\nYou know Russia will never agree to this, right? Are you talking about the most ideal outcome for Ukraine or are you actually interested in peace short term?", ">\n\nRussia rejected peace talks. \nNow we can ignore their lies that Ukriane is refusing peace.", ">\n\nOr we could do the sensible thing and ignore all the Russian lies without waiting for anything, which means everything they say.", ">\n\nNo, its important to actively refute disinformation.", ">\n\nWhenever there is talk about a peace plan, I wish the first words out of Zelensky's mouth would be, \"We are a sovereign nation and ten months ago Russia INVADED us and is now targeting and killing innocent civilians. There is zero justification for their aggression. The only peace plan is to leave, give us back our people and pay to repair the damages.\" I hate the fact that some people even entertain any sort of appeasement towards Russia. This whole mess makes me sick in my stomach, but it could get worse if Russia profits from this somehow.", ">\n\nPeople are just scared of nukes that Russia will never fire.", ">\n\nLavrov isn't offering a peace plan, it's asking Ukraine to retreat from areas already re conquered by Ukraine from the invaders.\nMaybe someone should explain to him how War Balance works..." ]

[ "It's because of shit monkeys like this that the world can't have nice things. You know, nice things, like PEACE!!!", ">\n\nAll the money and time waisted on these stupid fights between people, while our planet is getting fucked, finite resources are depleting,...", ">\n\n\"The removal of troops from Ukraine is an unacceptable condition of peace.\"\nAnd that is how you know Russia has no plans for peace, when peace itself is labeled as an unacceptable condition of peace.", ">\n\nRussia: War IS peace. Weakness IS strength.", ">\n\n4+4=5!", ">\n\n3+3=3!", ">\n\n/r/unexpectedfactorial", ">\n\nNo that's the correct one 3+3=6 3!=6 therefore 3+3=3!", ">\n\nI didn't say it was wrong, I said it was unexpected.", ">\n\n\n\"Putting forward all sorts of ideas and 'formulas of peace,' Zelensky cherishes the illusion of achieving, with the help of the West, the withdrawal of our troops from the Russian territory of Donbas, Crimea, Zaporizhzhia and Kherson region, the payment of reparations by Russia, and the surrender of international tribunals and the like.\"\n\nYes, withdrawal from the UKRAINIAN territories you are illegally occupying should be step one for peace.", ">\n\nEvery negotiation involves both sides giving up something they don't want to. What exactly is left for Russia in this framework?\nEdit for downvoters (I think?): What is left for Russia to give up? Because they're indicating all of their gains inviolate.", ">\n\nSo in your mind, if a thief breaks into your home and gets caught, the criminal gets to negotiate to keep some of the things he has stolen? \nYou can fuck right off with that way of thinking. Russia are illegal occupier war criminals. They deserve none of their ill-gotten gains.", ">\n\nYou have misread what I wrote, which was in context of the article stating what Russia said. Nevertheless, I have edited for clarity.", ">\n\nI'm still not sure I understand your question?\nOf course, what they want Russia to give up is all the land they have illgally occupied. Return Ukraine to the 1991 borders.", ">\n\nAssume what Russia is saying in the article is offered in good faith. What exactly would their bargaining chip be in peace negotiations? Because their statement at face is essentially \"we keep all we have and maybe we stop bombing you, depending on how talks go\". That is a threat, not a negotiation.", ">\n\n\nAssume what Russia is saying in the article is offered in good faith. \n\nNo.", ">\n\nOK, then why are you here? Russia bad, I agree, but there's nothing to discuss relevant to this article in that regard.", ">\n\nIt's very simple:\nRussia gets the hell out of Ukraine, and returns Ukraine's borders to where they were in 1991. That's step 1 for any peace talks.\nNext, all Russian assets seized abroad will be given to the Ukrainian government for Ukraine to rebuild, and there is nothing Russia can say or do about it. That's step 2.\nStep 3, which is the hardest and unfortunately least likely to happen, is all the Russians guilty of war crimes stand trial in international court.\nIt's not rocket surgery. Russia doesn't get to negotiate. They have the terms dictacted TO them, not the other way around. That's what happens when you are losing.\nEDIT: Responding to the coward below who responded then instantly blocked me:\nIf Russia doesn't agree, then the war continues. Under no circumstances should Russia be allowed to keep any of Ukraine's land. If they are, all that does is create positive feedback and encourages them to do this again.\nRussia needs to learn, with no uncertainty, that all they managed to accomplish was getting 100k of their men killed, wrecked the economy, strengthened NATO, and turned most of the world against them.... All for nothing.\nRussia has zero leverage. They are losing, and will continue to lose. They can either lose Ukraine and another 100k of their men and countless vehicles, ammunitions, etc while their economy suffers, or they can cut their losses and end it now.", ">\n\nYou know Russia will never agree to this, right? Are you talking about the most ideal outcome for Ukraine or are you actually interested in peace short term?", ">\n\nRussia rejected peace talks. \nNow we can ignore their lies that Ukriane is refusing peace.", ">\n\nOr we could do the sensible thing and ignore all the Russian lies without waiting for anything, which means everything they say.", ">\n\nNo, its important to actively refute disinformation.", ">\n\nWhenever there is talk about a peace plan, I wish the first words out of Zelensky's mouth would be, \"We are a sovereign nation and ten months ago Russia INVADED us and is now targeting and killing innocent civilians. There is zero justification for their aggression. The only peace plan is to leave, give us back our people and pay to repair the damages.\" I hate the fact that some people even entertain any sort of appeasement towards Russia. This whole mess makes me sick in my stomach, but it could get worse if Russia profits from this somehow.", ">\n\nPeople are just scared of nukes that Russia will never fire.", ">\n\nLavrov isn't offering a peace plan, it's asking Ukraine to retreat from areas already re conquered by Ukraine from the invaders.\nMaybe someone should explain to him how War Balance works...", ">\n\nRussia's lies make much a lot more sense if you consider the only audience they're ever talking to is their own people. \nEven though it's complete nonsense, they have to make it look like they're the ones calling the shots and the war has strengthened their position, not weakened it." ]

[ "It's because of shit monkeys like this that the world can't have nice things. You know, nice things, like PEACE!!!", ">\n\nAll the money and time waisted on these stupid fights between people, while our planet is getting fucked, finite resources are depleting,...", ">\n\n\"The removal of troops from Ukraine is an unacceptable condition of peace.\"\nAnd that is how you know Russia has no plans for peace, when peace itself is labeled as an unacceptable condition of peace.", ">\n\nRussia: War IS peace. Weakness IS strength.", ">\n\n4+4=5!", ">\n\n3+3=3!", ">\n\n/r/unexpectedfactorial", ">\n\nNo that's the correct one 3+3=6 3!=6 therefore 3+3=3!", ">\n\nI didn't say it was wrong, I said it was unexpected.", ">\n\n\n\"Putting forward all sorts of ideas and 'formulas of peace,' Zelensky cherishes the illusion of achieving, with the help of the West, the withdrawal of our troops from the Russian territory of Donbas, Crimea, Zaporizhzhia and Kherson region, the payment of reparations by Russia, and the surrender of international tribunals and the like.\"\n\nYes, withdrawal from the UKRAINIAN territories you are illegally occupying should be step one for peace.", ">\n\nEvery negotiation involves both sides giving up something they don't want to. What exactly is left for Russia in this framework?\nEdit for downvoters (I think?): What is left for Russia to give up? Because they're indicating all of their gains inviolate.", ">\n\nSo in your mind, if a thief breaks into your home and gets caught, the criminal gets to negotiate to keep some of the things he has stolen? \nYou can fuck right off with that way of thinking. Russia are illegal occupier war criminals. They deserve none of their ill-gotten gains.", ">\n\nYou have misread what I wrote, which was in context of the article stating what Russia said. Nevertheless, I have edited for clarity.", ">\n\nI'm still not sure I understand your question?\nOf course, what they want Russia to give up is all the land they have illgally occupied. Return Ukraine to the 1991 borders.", ">\n\nAssume what Russia is saying in the article is offered in good faith. What exactly would their bargaining chip be in peace negotiations? Because their statement at face is essentially \"we keep all we have and maybe we stop bombing you, depending on how talks go\". That is a threat, not a negotiation.", ">\n\n\nAssume what Russia is saying in the article is offered in good faith. \n\nNo.", ">\n\nOK, then why are you here? Russia bad, I agree, but there's nothing to discuss relevant to this article in that regard.", ">\n\nIt's very simple:\nRussia gets the hell out of Ukraine, and returns Ukraine's borders to where they were in 1991. That's step 1 for any peace talks.\nNext, all Russian assets seized abroad will be given to the Ukrainian government for Ukraine to rebuild, and there is nothing Russia can say or do about it. That's step 2.\nStep 3, which is the hardest and unfortunately least likely to happen, is all the Russians guilty of war crimes stand trial in international court.\nIt's not rocket surgery. Russia doesn't get to negotiate. They have the terms dictacted TO them, not the other way around. That's what happens when you are losing.\nEDIT: Responding to the coward below who responded then instantly blocked me:\nIf Russia doesn't agree, then the war continues. Under no circumstances should Russia be allowed to keep any of Ukraine's land. If they are, all that does is create positive feedback and encourages them to do this again.\nRussia needs to learn, with no uncertainty, that all they managed to accomplish was getting 100k of their men killed, wrecked the economy, strengthened NATO, and turned most of the world against them.... All for nothing.\nRussia has zero leverage. They are losing, and will continue to lose. They can either lose Ukraine and another 100k of their men and countless vehicles, ammunitions, etc while their economy suffers, or they can cut their losses and end it now.", ">\n\nYou know Russia will never agree to this, right? Are you talking about the most ideal outcome for Ukraine or are you actually interested in peace short term?", ">\n\nRussia rejected peace talks. \nNow we can ignore their lies that Ukriane is refusing peace.", ">\n\nOr we could do the sensible thing and ignore all the Russian lies without waiting for anything, which means everything they say.", ">\n\nNo, its important to actively refute disinformation.", ">\n\nWhenever there is talk about a peace plan, I wish the first words out of Zelensky's mouth would be, \"We are a sovereign nation and ten months ago Russia INVADED us and is now targeting and killing innocent civilians. There is zero justification for their aggression. The only peace plan is to leave, give us back our people and pay to repair the damages.\" I hate the fact that some people even entertain any sort of appeasement towards Russia. This whole mess makes me sick in my stomach, but it could get worse if Russia profits from this somehow.", ">\n\nPeople are just scared of nukes that Russia will never fire.", ">\n\nLavrov isn't offering a peace plan, it's asking Ukraine to retreat from areas already re conquered by Ukraine from the invaders.\nMaybe someone should explain to him how War Balance works...", ">\n\nRussia's lies make much a lot more sense if you consider the only audience they're ever talking to is their own people. \nEven though it's complete nonsense, they have to make it look like they're the ones calling the shots and the war has strengthened their position, not weakened it.", ">\n\nBut it's still kicking the ball down the road by like... Months, at best. If they're going to talk tough to the domestic audience they better be pretty confident Ukraine isn't going to keep putting up enough fight to slowly take its territory back.\nI guess if they were smart though they would've recognized the shit they were in back in March, declared Ukraine free of Nazis and fucked off back to Russia. The world probably would've let them keep Crimea at that point, honestly. Not formally but the way it's been the last 8 years." ]

[ "It's because of shit monkeys like this that the world can't have nice things. You know, nice things, like PEACE!!!", ">\n\nAll the money and time waisted on these stupid fights between people, while our planet is getting fucked, finite resources are depleting,...", ">\n\n\"The removal of troops from Ukraine is an unacceptable condition of peace.\"\nAnd that is how you know Russia has no plans for peace, when peace itself is labeled as an unacceptable condition of peace.", ">\n\nRussia: War IS peace. Weakness IS strength.", ">\n\n4+4=5!", ">\n\n3+3=3!", ">\n\n/r/unexpectedfactorial", ">\n\nNo that's the correct one 3+3=6 3!=6 therefore 3+3=3!", ">\n\nI didn't say it was wrong, I said it was unexpected.", ">\n\n\n\"Putting forward all sorts of ideas and 'formulas of peace,' Zelensky cherishes the illusion of achieving, with the help of the West, the withdrawal of our troops from the Russian territory of Donbas, Crimea, Zaporizhzhia and Kherson region, the payment of reparations by Russia, and the surrender of international tribunals and the like.\"\n\nYes, withdrawal from the UKRAINIAN territories you are illegally occupying should be step one for peace.", ">\n\nEvery negotiation involves both sides giving up something they don't want to. What exactly is left for Russia in this framework?\nEdit for downvoters (I think?): What is left for Russia to give up? Because they're indicating all of their gains inviolate.", ">\n\nSo in your mind, if a thief breaks into your home and gets caught, the criminal gets to negotiate to keep some of the things he has stolen? \nYou can fuck right off with that way of thinking. Russia are illegal occupier war criminals. They deserve none of their ill-gotten gains.", ">\n\nYou have misread what I wrote, which was in context of the article stating what Russia said. Nevertheless, I have edited for clarity.", ">\n\nI'm still not sure I understand your question?\nOf course, what they want Russia to give up is all the land they have illgally occupied. Return Ukraine to the 1991 borders.", ">\n\nAssume what Russia is saying in the article is offered in good faith. What exactly would their bargaining chip be in peace negotiations? Because their statement at face is essentially \"we keep all we have and maybe we stop bombing you, depending on how talks go\". That is a threat, not a negotiation.", ">\n\n\nAssume what Russia is saying in the article is offered in good faith. \n\nNo.", ">\n\nOK, then why are you here? Russia bad, I agree, but there's nothing to discuss relevant to this article in that regard.", ">\n\nIt's very simple:\nRussia gets the hell out of Ukraine, and returns Ukraine's borders to where they were in 1991. That's step 1 for any peace talks.\nNext, all Russian assets seized abroad will be given to the Ukrainian government for Ukraine to rebuild, and there is nothing Russia can say or do about it. That's step 2.\nStep 3, which is the hardest and unfortunately least likely to happen, is all the Russians guilty of war crimes stand trial in international court.\nIt's not rocket surgery. Russia doesn't get to negotiate. They have the terms dictacted TO them, not the other way around. That's what happens when you are losing.\nEDIT: Responding to the coward below who responded then instantly blocked me:\nIf Russia doesn't agree, then the war continues. Under no circumstances should Russia be allowed to keep any of Ukraine's land. If they are, all that does is create positive feedback and encourages them to do this again.\nRussia needs to learn, with no uncertainty, that all they managed to accomplish was getting 100k of their men killed, wrecked the economy, strengthened NATO, and turned most of the world against them.... All for nothing.\nRussia has zero leverage. They are losing, and will continue to lose. They can either lose Ukraine and another 100k of their men and countless vehicles, ammunitions, etc while their economy suffers, or they can cut their losses and end it now.", ">\n\nYou know Russia will never agree to this, right? Are you talking about the most ideal outcome for Ukraine or are you actually interested in peace short term?", ">\n\nRussia rejected peace talks. \nNow we can ignore their lies that Ukriane is refusing peace.", ">\n\nOr we could do the sensible thing and ignore all the Russian lies without waiting for anything, which means everything they say.", ">\n\nNo, its important to actively refute disinformation.", ">\n\nWhenever there is talk about a peace plan, I wish the first words out of Zelensky's mouth would be, \"We are a sovereign nation and ten months ago Russia INVADED us and is now targeting and killing innocent civilians. There is zero justification for their aggression. The only peace plan is to leave, give us back our people and pay to repair the damages.\" I hate the fact that some people even entertain any sort of appeasement towards Russia. This whole mess makes me sick in my stomach, but it could get worse if Russia profits from this somehow.", ">\n\nPeople are just scared of nukes that Russia will never fire.", ">\n\nLavrov isn't offering a peace plan, it's asking Ukraine to retreat from areas already re conquered by Ukraine from the invaders.\nMaybe someone should explain to him how War Balance works...", ">\n\nRussia's lies make much a lot more sense if you consider the only audience they're ever talking to is their own people. \nEven though it's complete nonsense, they have to make it look like they're the ones calling the shots and the war has strengthened their position, not weakened it.", ">\n\nBut it's still kicking the ball down the road by like... Months, at best. If they're going to talk tough to the domestic audience they better be pretty confident Ukraine isn't going to keep putting up enough fight to slowly take its territory back.\nI guess if they were smart though they would've recognized the shit they were in back in March, declared Ukraine free of Nazis and fucked off back to Russia. The world probably would've let them keep Crimea at that point, honestly. Not formally but the way it's been the last 8 years.", ">\n\nYou cannot trust Russia. I repeat, you cannot trust Russia." ]

[ "It's because of shit monkeys like this that the world can't have nice things. You know, nice things, like PEACE!!!", ">\n\nAll the money and time waisted on these stupid fights between people, while our planet is getting fucked, finite resources are depleting,...", ">\n\n\"The removal of troops from Ukraine is an unacceptable condition of peace.\"\nAnd that is how you know Russia has no plans for peace, when peace itself is labeled as an unacceptable condition of peace.", ">\n\nRussia: War IS peace. Weakness IS strength.", ">\n\n4+4=5!", ">\n\n3+3=3!", ">\n\n/r/unexpectedfactorial", ">\n\nNo that's the correct one 3+3=6 3!=6 therefore 3+3=3!", ">\n\nI didn't say it was wrong, I said it was unexpected.", ">\n\n\n\"Putting forward all sorts of ideas and 'formulas of peace,' Zelensky cherishes the illusion of achieving, with the help of the West, the withdrawal of our troops from the Russian territory of Donbas, Crimea, Zaporizhzhia and Kherson region, the payment of reparations by Russia, and the surrender of international tribunals and the like.\"\n\nYes, withdrawal from the UKRAINIAN territories you are illegally occupying should be step one for peace.", ">\n\nEvery negotiation involves both sides giving up something they don't want to. What exactly is left for Russia in this framework?\nEdit for downvoters (I think?): What is left for Russia to give up? Because they're indicating all of their gains inviolate.", ">\n\nSo in your mind, if a thief breaks into your home and gets caught, the criminal gets to negotiate to keep some of the things he has stolen? \nYou can fuck right off with that way of thinking. Russia are illegal occupier war criminals. They deserve none of their ill-gotten gains.", ">\n\nYou have misread what I wrote, which was in context of the article stating what Russia said. Nevertheless, I have edited for clarity.", ">\n\nI'm still not sure I understand your question?\nOf course, what they want Russia to give up is all the land they have illgally occupied. Return Ukraine to the 1991 borders.", ">\n\nAssume what Russia is saying in the article is offered in good faith. What exactly would their bargaining chip be in peace negotiations? Because their statement at face is essentially \"we keep all we have and maybe we stop bombing you, depending on how talks go\". That is a threat, not a negotiation.", ">\n\n\nAssume what Russia is saying in the article is offered in good faith. \n\nNo.", ">\n\nOK, then why are you here? Russia bad, I agree, but there's nothing to discuss relevant to this article in that regard.", ">\n\nIt's very simple:\nRussia gets the hell out of Ukraine, and returns Ukraine's borders to where they were in 1991. That's step 1 for any peace talks.\nNext, all Russian assets seized abroad will be given to the Ukrainian government for Ukraine to rebuild, and there is nothing Russia can say or do about it. That's step 2.\nStep 3, which is the hardest and unfortunately least likely to happen, is all the Russians guilty of war crimes stand trial in international court.\nIt's not rocket surgery. Russia doesn't get to negotiate. They have the terms dictacted TO them, not the other way around. That's what happens when you are losing.\nEDIT: Responding to the coward below who responded then instantly blocked me:\nIf Russia doesn't agree, then the war continues. Under no circumstances should Russia be allowed to keep any of Ukraine's land. If they are, all that does is create positive feedback and encourages them to do this again.\nRussia needs to learn, with no uncertainty, that all they managed to accomplish was getting 100k of their men killed, wrecked the economy, strengthened NATO, and turned most of the world against them.... All for nothing.\nRussia has zero leverage. They are losing, and will continue to lose. They can either lose Ukraine and another 100k of their men and countless vehicles, ammunitions, etc while their economy suffers, or they can cut their losses and end it now.", ">\n\nYou know Russia will never agree to this, right? Are you talking about the most ideal outcome for Ukraine or are you actually interested in peace short term?", ">\n\nRussia rejected peace talks. \nNow we can ignore their lies that Ukriane is refusing peace.", ">\n\nOr we could do the sensible thing and ignore all the Russian lies without waiting for anything, which means everything they say.", ">\n\nNo, its important to actively refute disinformation.", ">\n\nWhenever there is talk about a peace plan, I wish the first words out of Zelensky's mouth would be, \"We are a sovereign nation and ten months ago Russia INVADED us and is now targeting and killing innocent civilians. There is zero justification for their aggression. The only peace plan is to leave, give us back our people and pay to repair the damages.\" I hate the fact that some people even entertain any sort of appeasement towards Russia. This whole mess makes me sick in my stomach, but it could get worse if Russia profits from this somehow.", ">\n\nPeople are just scared of nukes that Russia will never fire.", ">\n\nLavrov isn't offering a peace plan, it's asking Ukraine to retreat from areas already re conquered by Ukraine from the invaders.\nMaybe someone should explain to him how War Balance works...", ">\n\nRussia's lies make much a lot more sense if you consider the only audience they're ever talking to is their own people. \nEven though it's complete nonsense, they have to make it look like they're the ones calling the shots and the war has strengthened their position, not weakened it.", ">\n\nBut it's still kicking the ball down the road by like... Months, at best. If they're going to talk tough to the domestic audience they better be pretty confident Ukraine isn't going to keep putting up enough fight to slowly take its territory back.\nI guess if they were smart though they would've recognized the shit they were in back in March, declared Ukraine free of Nazis and fucked off back to Russia. The world probably would've let them keep Crimea at that point, honestly. Not formally but the way it's been the last 8 years.", ">\n\nYou cannot trust Russia. I repeat, you cannot trust Russia.", ">\n\nI guess the only way to end this war then is for Ukraine to annex Russian territory and then graciously give it back as a peace offering." ]

[ "It's because of shit monkeys like this that the world can't have nice things. You know, nice things, like PEACE!!!", ">\n\nAll the money and time waisted on these stupid fights between people, while our planet is getting fucked, finite resources are depleting,...", ">\n\n\"The removal of troops from Ukraine is an unacceptable condition of peace.\"\nAnd that is how you know Russia has no plans for peace, when peace itself is labeled as an unacceptable condition of peace.", ">\n\nRussia: War IS peace. Weakness IS strength.", ">\n\n4+4=5!", ">\n\n3+3=3!", ">\n\n/r/unexpectedfactorial", ">\n\nNo that's the correct one 3+3=6 3!=6 therefore 3+3=3!", ">\n\nI didn't say it was wrong, I said it was unexpected.", ">\n\n\n\"Putting forward all sorts of ideas and 'formulas of peace,' Zelensky cherishes the illusion of achieving, with the help of the West, the withdrawal of our troops from the Russian territory of Donbas, Crimea, Zaporizhzhia and Kherson region, the payment of reparations by Russia, and the surrender of international tribunals and the like.\"\n\nYes, withdrawal from the UKRAINIAN territories you are illegally occupying should be step one for peace.", ">\n\nEvery negotiation involves both sides giving up something they don't want to. What exactly is left for Russia in this framework?\nEdit for downvoters (I think?): What is left for Russia to give up? Because they're indicating all of their gains inviolate.", ">\n\nSo in your mind, if a thief breaks into your home and gets caught, the criminal gets to negotiate to keep some of the things he has stolen? \nYou can fuck right off with that way of thinking. Russia are illegal occupier war criminals. They deserve none of their ill-gotten gains.", ">\n\nYou have misread what I wrote, which was in context of the article stating what Russia said. Nevertheless, I have edited for clarity.", ">\n\nI'm still not sure I understand your question?\nOf course, what they want Russia to give up is all the land they have illgally occupied. Return Ukraine to the 1991 borders.", ">\n\nAssume what Russia is saying in the article is offered in good faith. What exactly would their bargaining chip be in peace negotiations? Because their statement at face is essentially \"we keep all we have and maybe we stop bombing you, depending on how talks go\". That is a threat, not a negotiation.", ">\n\n\nAssume what Russia is saying in the article is offered in good faith. \n\nNo.", ">\n\nOK, then why are you here? Russia bad, I agree, but there's nothing to discuss relevant to this article in that regard.", ">\n\nIt's very simple:\nRussia gets the hell out of Ukraine, and returns Ukraine's borders to where they were in 1991. That's step 1 for any peace talks.\nNext, all Russian assets seized abroad will be given to the Ukrainian government for Ukraine to rebuild, and there is nothing Russia can say or do about it. That's step 2.\nStep 3, which is the hardest and unfortunately least likely to happen, is all the Russians guilty of war crimes stand trial in international court.\nIt's not rocket surgery. Russia doesn't get to negotiate. They have the terms dictacted TO them, not the other way around. That's what happens when you are losing.\nEDIT: Responding to the coward below who responded then instantly blocked me:\nIf Russia doesn't agree, then the war continues. Under no circumstances should Russia be allowed to keep any of Ukraine's land. If they are, all that does is create positive feedback and encourages them to do this again.\nRussia needs to learn, with no uncertainty, that all they managed to accomplish was getting 100k of their men killed, wrecked the economy, strengthened NATO, and turned most of the world against them.... All for nothing.\nRussia has zero leverage. They are losing, and will continue to lose. They can either lose Ukraine and another 100k of their men and countless vehicles, ammunitions, etc while their economy suffers, or they can cut their losses and end it now.", ">\n\nYou know Russia will never agree to this, right? Are you talking about the most ideal outcome for Ukraine or are you actually interested in peace short term?", ">\n\nRussia rejected peace talks. \nNow we can ignore their lies that Ukriane is refusing peace.", ">\n\nOr we could do the sensible thing and ignore all the Russian lies without waiting for anything, which means everything they say.", ">\n\nNo, its important to actively refute disinformation.", ">\n\nWhenever there is talk about a peace plan, I wish the first words out of Zelensky's mouth would be, \"We are a sovereign nation and ten months ago Russia INVADED us and is now targeting and killing innocent civilians. There is zero justification for their aggression. The only peace plan is to leave, give us back our people and pay to repair the damages.\" I hate the fact that some people even entertain any sort of appeasement towards Russia. This whole mess makes me sick in my stomach, but it could get worse if Russia profits from this somehow.", ">\n\nPeople are just scared of nukes that Russia will never fire.", ">\n\nLavrov isn't offering a peace plan, it's asking Ukraine to retreat from areas already re conquered by Ukraine from the invaders.\nMaybe someone should explain to him how War Balance works...", ">\n\nRussia's lies make much a lot more sense if you consider the only audience they're ever talking to is their own people. \nEven though it's complete nonsense, they have to make it look like they're the ones calling the shots and the war has strengthened their position, not weakened it.", ">\n\nBut it's still kicking the ball down the road by like... Months, at best. If they're going to talk tough to the domestic audience they better be pretty confident Ukraine isn't going to keep putting up enough fight to slowly take its territory back.\nI guess if they were smart though they would've recognized the shit they were in back in March, declared Ukraine free of Nazis and fucked off back to Russia. The world probably would've let them keep Crimea at that point, honestly. Not formally but the way it's been the last 8 years.", ">\n\nYou cannot trust Russia. I repeat, you cannot trust Russia.", ">\n\nI guess the only way to end this war then is for Ukraine to annex Russian territory and then graciously give it back as a peace offering.", ">\n\nNot even a joke. The only way to win this war is to invade Russia, IMO." ]

[ "It's because of shit monkeys like this that the world can't have nice things. You know, nice things, like PEACE!!!", ">\n\nAll the money and time waisted on these stupid fights between people, while our planet is getting fucked, finite resources are depleting,...", ">\n\n\"The removal of troops from Ukraine is an unacceptable condition of peace.\"\nAnd that is how you know Russia has no plans for peace, when peace itself is labeled as an unacceptable condition of peace.", ">\n\nRussia: War IS peace. Weakness IS strength.", ">\n\n4+4=5!", ">\n\n3+3=3!", ">\n\n/r/unexpectedfactorial", ">\n\nNo that's the correct one 3+3=6 3!=6 therefore 3+3=3!", ">\n\nI didn't say it was wrong, I said it was unexpected.", ">\n\n\n\"Putting forward all sorts of ideas and 'formulas of peace,' Zelensky cherishes the illusion of achieving, with the help of the West, the withdrawal of our troops from the Russian territory of Donbas, Crimea, Zaporizhzhia and Kherson region, the payment of reparations by Russia, and the surrender of international tribunals and the like.\"\n\nYes, withdrawal from the UKRAINIAN territories you are illegally occupying should be step one for peace.", ">\n\nEvery negotiation involves both sides giving up something they don't want to. What exactly is left for Russia in this framework?\nEdit for downvoters (I think?): What is left for Russia to give up? Because they're indicating all of their gains inviolate.", ">\n\nSo in your mind, if a thief breaks into your home and gets caught, the criminal gets to negotiate to keep some of the things he has stolen? \nYou can fuck right off with that way of thinking. Russia are illegal occupier war criminals. They deserve none of their ill-gotten gains.", ">\n\nYou have misread what I wrote, which was in context of the article stating what Russia said. Nevertheless, I have edited for clarity.", ">\n\nI'm still not sure I understand your question?\nOf course, what they want Russia to give up is all the land they have illgally occupied. Return Ukraine to the 1991 borders.", ">\n\nAssume what Russia is saying in the article is offered in good faith. What exactly would their bargaining chip be in peace negotiations? Because their statement at face is essentially \"we keep all we have and maybe we stop bombing you, depending on how talks go\". That is a threat, not a negotiation.", ">\n\n\nAssume what Russia is saying in the article is offered in good faith. \n\nNo.", ">\n\nOK, then why are you here? Russia bad, I agree, but there's nothing to discuss relevant to this article in that regard.", ">\n\nIt's very simple:\nRussia gets the hell out of Ukraine, and returns Ukraine's borders to where they were in 1991. That's step 1 for any peace talks.\nNext, all Russian assets seized abroad will be given to the Ukrainian government for Ukraine to rebuild, and there is nothing Russia can say or do about it. That's step 2.\nStep 3, which is the hardest and unfortunately least likely to happen, is all the Russians guilty of war crimes stand trial in international court.\nIt's not rocket surgery. Russia doesn't get to negotiate. They have the terms dictacted TO them, not the other way around. That's what happens when you are losing.\nEDIT: Responding to the coward below who responded then instantly blocked me:\nIf Russia doesn't agree, then the war continues. Under no circumstances should Russia be allowed to keep any of Ukraine's land. If they are, all that does is create positive feedback and encourages them to do this again.\nRussia needs to learn, with no uncertainty, that all they managed to accomplish was getting 100k of their men killed, wrecked the economy, strengthened NATO, and turned most of the world against them.... All for nothing.\nRussia has zero leverage. They are losing, and will continue to lose. They can either lose Ukraine and another 100k of their men and countless vehicles, ammunitions, etc while their economy suffers, or they can cut their losses and end it now.", ">\n\nYou know Russia will never agree to this, right? Are you talking about the most ideal outcome for Ukraine or are you actually interested in peace short term?", ">\n\nRussia rejected peace talks. \nNow we can ignore their lies that Ukriane is refusing peace.", ">\n\nOr we could do the sensible thing and ignore all the Russian lies without waiting for anything, which means everything they say.", ">\n\nNo, its important to actively refute disinformation.", ">\n\nWhenever there is talk about a peace plan, I wish the first words out of Zelensky's mouth would be, \"We are a sovereign nation and ten months ago Russia INVADED us and is now targeting and killing innocent civilians. There is zero justification for their aggression. The only peace plan is to leave, give us back our people and pay to repair the damages.\" I hate the fact that some people even entertain any sort of appeasement towards Russia. This whole mess makes me sick in my stomach, but it could get worse if Russia profits from this somehow.", ">\n\nPeople are just scared of nukes that Russia will never fire.", ">\n\nLavrov isn't offering a peace plan, it's asking Ukraine to retreat from areas already re conquered by Ukraine from the invaders.\nMaybe someone should explain to him how War Balance works...", ">\n\nRussia's lies make much a lot more sense if you consider the only audience they're ever talking to is their own people. \nEven though it's complete nonsense, they have to make it look like they're the ones calling the shots and the war has strengthened their position, not weakened it.", ">\n\nBut it's still kicking the ball down the road by like... Months, at best. If they're going to talk tough to the domestic audience they better be pretty confident Ukraine isn't going to keep putting up enough fight to slowly take its territory back.\nI guess if they were smart though they would've recognized the shit they were in back in March, declared Ukraine free of Nazis and fucked off back to Russia. The world probably would've let them keep Crimea at that point, honestly. Not formally but the way it's been the last 8 years.", ">\n\nYou cannot trust Russia. I repeat, you cannot trust Russia.", ">\n\nI guess the only way to end this war then is for Ukraine to annex Russian territory and then graciously give it back as a peace offering.", ">\n\nNot even a joke. The only way to win this war is to invade Russia, IMO.", ">\n\nThat will be the end of the world. MAD kind of sort of works" ]

[ "It's because of shit monkeys like this that the world can't have nice things. You know, nice things, like PEACE!!!", ">\n\nAll the money and time waisted on these stupid fights between people, while our planet is getting fucked, finite resources are depleting,...", ">\n\n\"The removal of troops from Ukraine is an unacceptable condition of peace.\"\nAnd that is how you know Russia has no plans for peace, when peace itself is labeled as an unacceptable condition of peace.", ">\n\nRussia: War IS peace. Weakness IS strength.", ">\n\n4+4=5!", ">\n\n3+3=3!", ">\n\n/r/unexpectedfactorial", ">\n\nNo that's the correct one 3+3=6 3!=6 therefore 3+3=3!", ">\n\nI didn't say it was wrong, I said it was unexpected.", ">\n\n\n\"Putting forward all sorts of ideas and 'formulas of peace,' Zelensky cherishes the illusion of achieving, with the help of the West, the withdrawal of our troops from the Russian territory of Donbas, Crimea, Zaporizhzhia and Kherson region, the payment of reparations by Russia, and the surrender of international tribunals and the like.\"\n\nYes, withdrawal from the UKRAINIAN territories you are illegally occupying should be step one for peace.", ">\n\nEvery negotiation involves both sides giving up something they don't want to. What exactly is left for Russia in this framework?\nEdit for downvoters (I think?): What is left for Russia to give up? Because they're indicating all of their gains inviolate.", ">\n\nSo in your mind, if a thief breaks into your home and gets caught, the criminal gets to negotiate to keep some of the things he has stolen? \nYou can fuck right off with that way of thinking. Russia are illegal occupier war criminals. They deserve none of their ill-gotten gains.", ">\n\nYou have misread what I wrote, which was in context of the article stating what Russia said. Nevertheless, I have edited for clarity.", ">\n\nI'm still not sure I understand your question?\nOf course, what they want Russia to give up is all the land they have illgally occupied. Return Ukraine to the 1991 borders.", ">\n\nAssume what Russia is saying in the article is offered in good faith. What exactly would their bargaining chip be in peace negotiations? Because their statement at face is essentially \"we keep all we have and maybe we stop bombing you, depending on how talks go\". That is a threat, not a negotiation.", ">\n\n\nAssume what Russia is saying in the article is offered in good faith. \n\nNo.", ">\n\nOK, then why are you here? Russia bad, I agree, but there's nothing to discuss relevant to this article in that regard.", ">\n\nIt's very simple:\nRussia gets the hell out of Ukraine, and returns Ukraine's borders to where they were in 1991. That's step 1 for any peace talks.\nNext, all Russian assets seized abroad will be given to the Ukrainian government for Ukraine to rebuild, and there is nothing Russia can say or do about it. That's step 2.\nStep 3, which is the hardest and unfortunately least likely to happen, is all the Russians guilty of war crimes stand trial in international court.\nIt's not rocket surgery. Russia doesn't get to negotiate. They have the terms dictacted TO them, not the other way around. That's what happens when you are losing.\nEDIT: Responding to the coward below who responded then instantly blocked me:\nIf Russia doesn't agree, then the war continues. Under no circumstances should Russia be allowed to keep any of Ukraine's land. If they are, all that does is create positive feedback and encourages them to do this again.\nRussia needs to learn, with no uncertainty, that all they managed to accomplish was getting 100k of their men killed, wrecked the economy, strengthened NATO, and turned most of the world against them.... All for nothing.\nRussia has zero leverage. They are losing, and will continue to lose. They can either lose Ukraine and another 100k of their men and countless vehicles, ammunitions, etc while their economy suffers, or they can cut their losses and end it now.", ">\n\nYou know Russia will never agree to this, right? Are you talking about the most ideal outcome for Ukraine or are you actually interested in peace short term?", ">\n\nRussia rejected peace talks. \nNow we can ignore their lies that Ukriane is refusing peace.", ">\n\nOr we could do the sensible thing and ignore all the Russian lies without waiting for anything, which means everything they say.", ">\n\nNo, its important to actively refute disinformation.", ">\n\nWhenever there is talk about a peace plan, I wish the first words out of Zelensky's mouth would be, \"We are a sovereign nation and ten months ago Russia INVADED us and is now targeting and killing innocent civilians. There is zero justification for their aggression. The only peace plan is to leave, give us back our people and pay to repair the damages.\" I hate the fact that some people even entertain any sort of appeasement towards Russia. This whole mess makes me sick in my stomach, but it could get worse if Russia profits from this somehow.", ">\n\nPeople are just scared of nukes that Russia will never fire.", ">\n\nLavrov isn't offering a peace plan, it's asking Ukraine to retreat from areas already re conquered by Ukraine from the invaders.\nMaybe someone should explain to him how War Balance works...", ">\n\nRussia's lies make much a lot more sense if you consider the only audience they're ever talking to is their own people. \nEven though it's complete nonsense, they have to make it look like they're the ones calling the shots and the war has strengthened their position, not weakened it.", ">\n\nBut it's still kicking the ball down the road by like... Months, at best. If they're going to talk tough to the domestic audience they better be pretty confident Ukraine isn't going to keep putting up enough fight to slowly take its territory back.\nI guess if they were smart though they would've recognized the shit they were in back in March, declared Ukraine free of Nazis and fucked off back to Russia. The world probably would've let them keep Crimea at that point, honestly. Not formally but the way it's been the last 8 years.", ">\n\nYou cannot trust Russia. I repeat, you cannot trust Russia.", ">\n\nI guess the only way to end this war then is for Ukraine to annex Russian territory and then graciously give it back as a peace offering.", ">\n\nNot even a joke. The only way to win this war is to invade Russia, IMO.", ">\n\nThat will be the end of the world. MAD kind of sort of works", ">\n\nIf Ukraine invades Russia? Why?" ]

[ "It's because of shit monkeys like this that the world can't have nice things. You know, nice things, like PEACE!!!", ">\n\nAll the money and time waisted on these stupid fights between people, while our planet is getting fucked, finite resources are depleting,...", ">\n\n\"The removal of troops from Ukraine is an unacceptable condition of peace.\"\nAnd that is how you know Russia has no plans for peace, when peace itself is labeled as an unacceptable condition of peace.", ">\n\nRussia: War IS peace. Weakness IS strength.", ">\n\n4+4=5!", ">\n\n3+3=3!", ">\n\n/r/unexpectedfactorial", ">\n\nNo that's the correct one 3+3=6 3!=6 therefore 3+3=3!", ">\n\nI didn't say it was wrong, I said it was unexpected.", ">\n\n\n\"Putting forward all sorts of ideas and 'formulas of peace,' Zelensky cherishes the illusion of achieving, with the help of the West, the withdrawal of our troops from the Russian territory of Donbas, Crimea, Zaporizhzhia and Kherson region, the payment of reparations by Russia, and the surrender of international tribunals and the like.\"\n\nYes, withdrawal from the UKRAINIAN territories you are illegally occupying should be step one for peace.", ">\n\nEvery negotiation involves both sides giving up something they don't want to. What exactly is left for Russia in this framework?\nEdit for downvoters (I think?): What is left for Russia to give up? Because they're indicating all of their gains inviolate.", ">\n\nSo in your mind, if a thief breaks into your home and gets caught, the criminal gets to negotiate to keep some of the things he has stolen? \nYou can fuck right off with that way of thinking. Russia are illegal occupier war criminals. They deserve none of their ill-gotten gains.", ">\n\nYou have misread what I wrote, which was in context of the article stating what Russia said. Nevertheless, I have edited for clarity.", ">\n\nI'm still not sure I understand your question?\nOf course, what they want Russia to give up is all the land they have illgally occupied. Return Ukraine to the 1991 borders.", ">\n\nAssume what Russia is saying in the article is offered in good faith. What exactly would their bargaining chip be in peace negotiations? Because their statement at face is essentially \"we keep all we have and maybe we stop bombing you, depending on how talks go\". That is a threat, not a negotiation.", ">\n\n\nAssume what Russia is saying in the article is offered in good faith. \n\nNo.", ">\n\nOK, then why are you here? Russia bad, I agree, but there's nothing to discuss relevant to this article in that regard.", ">\n\nIt's very simple:\nRussia gets the hell out of Ukraine, and returns Ukraine's borders to where they were in 1991. That's step 1 for any peace talks.\nNext, all Russian assets seized abroad will be given to the Ukrainian government for Ukraine to rebuild, and there is nothing Russia can say or do about it. That's step 2.\nStep 3, which is the hardest and unfortunately least likely to happen, is all the Russians guilty of war crimes stand trial in international court.\nIt's not rocket surgery. Russia doesn't get to negotiate. They have the terms dictacted TO them, not the other way around. That's what happens when you are losing.\nEDIT: Responding to the coward below who responded then instantly blocked me:\nIf Russia doesn't agree, then the war continues. Under no circumstances should Russia be allowed to keep any of Ukraine's land. If they are, all that does is create positive feedback and encourages them to do this again.\nRussia needs to learn, with no uncertainty, that all they managed to accomplish was getting 100k of their men killed, wrecked the economy, strengthened NATO, and turned most of the world against them.... All for nothing.\nRussia has zero leverage. They are losing, and will continue to lose. They can either lose Ukraine and another 100k of their men and countless vehicles, ammunitions, etc while their economy suffers, or they can cut their losses and end it now.", ">\n\nYou know Russia will never agree to this, right? Are you talking about the most ideal outcome for Ukraine or are you actually interested in peace short term?", ">\n\nRussia rejected peace talks. \nNow we can ignore their lies that Ukriane is refusing peace.", ">\n\nOr we could do the sensible thing and ignore all the Russian lies without waiting for anything, which means everything they say.", ">\n\nNo, its important to actively refute disinformation.", ">\n\nWhenever there is talk about a peace plan, I wish the first words out of Zelensky's mouth would be, \"We are a sovereign nation and ten months ago Russia INVADED us and is now targeting and killing innocent civilians. There is zero justification for their aggression. The only peace plan is to leave, give us back our people and pay to repair the damages.\" I hate the fact that some people even entertain any sort of appeasement towards Russia. This whole mess makes me sick in my stomach, but it could get worse if Russia profits from this somehow.", ">\n\nPeople are just scared of nukes that Russia will never fire.", ">\n\nLavrov isn't offering a peace plan, it's asking Ukraine to retreat from areas already re conquered by Ukraine from the invaders.\nMaybe someone should explain to him how War Balance works...", ">\n\nRussia's lies make much a lot more sense if you consider the only audience they're ever talking to is their own people. \nEven though it's complete nonsense, they have to make it look like they're the ones calling the shots and the war has strengthened their position, not weakened it.", ">\n\nBut it's still kicking the ball down the road by like... Months, at best. If they're going to talk tough to the domestic audience they better be pretty confident Ukraine isn't going to keep putting up enough fight to slowly take its territory back.\nI guess if they were smart though they would've recognized the shit they were in back in March, declared Ukraine free of Nazis and fucked off back to Russia. The world probably would've let them keep Crimea at that point, honestly. Not formally but the way it's been the last 8 years.", ">\n\nYou cannot trust Russia. I repeat, you cannot trust Russia.", ">\n\nI guess the only way to end this war then is for Ukraine to annex Russian territory and then graciously give it back as a peace offering.", ">\n\nNot even a joke. The only way to win this war is to invade Russia, IMO.", ">\n\nThat will be the end of the world. MAD kind of sort of works", ">\n\nIf Ukraine invades Russia? Why?", ">\n\nRussia hasn’t used nukes because we haven’t used nukes, and vice versa. But if Russia is invaded and now has to go on the defensive, that might change." ]

[ "It's because of shit monkeys like this that the world can't have nice things. You know, nice things, like PEACE!!!", ">\n\nAll the money and time waisted on these stupid fights between people, while our planet is getting fucked, finite resources are depleting,...", ">\n\n\"The removal of troops from Ukraine is an unacceptable condition of peace.\"\nAnd that is how you know Russia has no plans for peace, when peace itself is labeled as an unacceptable condition of peace.", ">\n\nRussia: War IS peace. Weakness IS strength.", ">\n\n4+4=5!", ">\n\n3+3=3!", ">\n\n/r/unexpectedfactorial", ">\n\nNo that's the correct one 3+3=6 3!=6 therefore 3+3=3!", ">\n\nI didn't say it was wrong, I said it was unexpected.", ">\n\n\n\"Putting forward all sorts of ideas and 'formulas of peace,' Zelensky cherishes the illusion of achieving, with the help of the West, the withdrawal of our troops from the Russian territory of Donbas, Crimea, Zaporizhzhia and Kherson region, the payment of reparations by Russia, and the surrender of international tribunals and the like.\"\n\nYes, withdrawal from the UKRAINIAN territories you are illegally occupying should be step one for peace.", ">\n\nEvery negotiation involves both sides giving up something they don't want to. What exactly is left for Russia in this framework?\nEdit for downvoters (I think?): What is left for Russia to give up? Because they're indicating all of their gains inviolate.", ">\n\nSo in your mind, if a thief breaks into your home and gets caught, the criminal gets to negotiate to keep some of the things he has stolen? \nYou can fuck right off with that way of thinking. Russia are illegal occupier war criminals. They deserve none of their ill-gotten gains.", ">\n\nYou have misread what I wrote, which was in context of the article stating what Russia said. Nevertheless, I have edited for clarity.", ">\n\nI'm still not sure I understand your question?\nOf course, what they want Russia to give up is all the land they have illgally occupied. Return Ukraine to the 1991 borders.", ">\n\nAssume what Russia is saying in the article is offered in good faith. What exactly would their bargaining chip be in peace negotiations? Because their statement at face is essentially \"we keep all we have and maybe we stop bombing you, depending on how talks go\". That is a threat, not a negotiation.", ">\n\n\nAssume what Russia is saying in the article is offered in good faith. \n\nNo.", ">\n\nOK, then why are you here? Russia bad, I agree, but there's nothing to discuss relevant to this article in that regard.", ">\n\nIt's very simple:\nRussia gets the hell out of Ukraine, and returns Ukraine's borders to where they were in 1991. That's step 1 for any peace talks.\nNext, all Russian assets seized abroad will be given to the Ukrainian government for Ukraine to rebuild, and there is nothing Russia can say or do about it. That's step 2.\nStep 3, which is the hardest and unfortunately least likely to happen, is all the Russians guilty of war crimes stand trial in international court.\nIt's not rocket surgery. Russia doesn't get to negotiate. They have the terms dictacted TO them, not the other way around. That's what happens when you are losing.\nEDIT: Responding to the coward below who responded then instantly blocked me:\nIf Russia doesn't agree, then the war continues. Under no circumstances should Russia be allowed to keep any of Ukraine's land. If they are, all that does is create positive feedback and encourages them to do this again.\nRussia needs to learn, with no uncertainty, that all they managed to accomplish was getting 100k of their men killed, wrecked the economy, strengthened NATO, and turned most of the world against them.... All for nothing.\nRussia has zero leverage. They are losing, and will continue to lose. They can either lose Ukraine and another 100k of their men and countless vehicles, ammunitions, etc while their economy suffers, or they can cut their losses and end it now.", ">\n\nYou know Russia will never agree to this, right? Are you talking about the most ideal outcome for Ukraine or are you actually interested in peace short term?", ">\n\nRussia rejected peace talks. \nNow we can ignore their lies that Ukriane is refusing peace.", ">\n\nOr we could do the sensible thing and ignore all the Russian lies without waiting for anything, which means everything they say.", ">\n\nNo, its important to actively refute disinformation.", ">\n\nWhenever there is talk about a peace plan, I wish the first words out of Zelensky's mouth would be, \"We are a sovereign nation and ten months ago Russia INVADED us and is now targeting and killing innocent civilians. There is zero justification for their aggression. The only peace plan is to leave, give us back our people and pay to repair the damages.\" I hate the fact that some people even entertain any sort of appeasement towards Russia. This whole mess makes me sick in my stomach, but it could get worse if Russia profits from this somehow.", ">\n\nPeople are just scared of nukes that Russia will never fire.", ">\n\nLavrov isn't offering a peace plan, it's asking Ukraine to retreat from areas already re conquered by Ukraine from the invaders.\nMaybe someone should explain to him how War Balance works...", ">\n\nRussia's lies make much a lot more sense if you consider the only audience they're ever talking to is their own people. \nEven though it's complete nonsense, they have to make it look like they're the ones calling the shots and the war has strengthened their position, not weakened it.", ">\n\nBut it's still kicking the ball down the road by like... Months, at best. If they're going to talk tough to the domestic audience they better be pretty confident Ukraine isn't going to keep putting up enough fight to slowly take its territory back.\nI guess if they were smart though they would've recognized the shit they were in back in March, declared Ukraine free of Nazis and fucked off back to Russia. The world probably would've let them keep Crimea at that point, honestly. Not formally but the way it's been the last 8 years.", ">\n\nYou cannot trust Russia. I repeat, you cannot trust Russia.", ">\n\nI guess the only way to end this war then is for Ukraine to annex Russian territory and then graciously give it back as a peace offering.", ">\n\nNot even a joke. The only way to win this war is to invade Russia, IMO.", ">\n\nThat will be the end of the world. MAD kind of sort of works", ">\n\nIf Ukraine invades Russia? Why?", ">\n\nRussia hasn’t used nukes because we haven’t used nukes, and vice versa. But if Russia is invaded and now has to go on the defensive, that might change.", ">\n\nSo if Ukraine had nukes it would be fair for them to use them on Russia now? \nI'm not talking about a US invasion, but Ukraine attacking Russian territory." ]

[ "It's because of shit monkeys like this that the world can't have nice things. You know, nice things, like PEACE!!!", ">\n\nAll the money and time waisted on these stupid fights between people, while our planet is getting fucked, finite resources are depleting,...", ">\n\n\"The removal of troops from Ukraine is an unacceptable condition of peace.\"\nAnd that is how you know Russia has no plans for peace, when peace itself is labeled as an unacceptable condition of peace.", ">\n\nRussia: War IS peace. Weakness IS strength.", ">\n\n4+4=5!", ">\n\n3+3=3!", ">\n\n/r/unexpectedfactorial", ">\n\nNo that's the correct one 3+3=6 3!=6 therefore 3+3=3!", ">\n\nI didn't say it was wrong, I said it was unexpected.", ">\n\n\n\"Putting forward all sorts of ideas and 'formulas of peace,' Zelensky cherishes the illusion of achieving, with the help of the West, the withdrawal of our troops from the Russian territory of Donbas, Crimea, Zaporizhzhia and Kherson region, the payment of reparations by Russia, and the surrender of international tribunals and the like.\"\n\nYes, withdrawal from the UKRAINIAN territories you are illegally occupying should be step one for peace.", ">\n\nEvery negotiation involves both sides giving up something they don't want to. What exactly is left for Russia in this framework?\nEdit for downvoters (I think?): What is left for Russia to give up? Because they're indicating all of their gains inviolate.", ">\n\nSo in your mind, if a thief breaks into your home and gets caught, the criminal gets to negotiate to keep some of the things he has stolen? \nYou can fuck right off with that way of thinking. Russia are illegal occupier war criminals. They deserve none of their ill-gotten gains.", ">\n\nYou have misread what I wrote, which was in context of the article stating what Russia said. Nevertheless, I have edited for clarity.", ">\n\nI'm still not sure I understand your question?\nOf course, what they want Russia to give up is all the land they have illgally occupied. Return Ukraine to the 1991 borders.", ">\n\nAssume what Russia is saying in the article is offered in good faith. What exactly would their bargaining chip be in peace negotiations? Because their statement at face is essentially \"we keep all we have and maybe we stop bombing you, depending on how talks go\". That is a threat, not a negotiation.", ">\n\n\nAssume what Russia is saying in the article is offered in good faith. \n\nNo.", ">\n\nOK, then why are you here? Russia bad, I agree, but there's nothing to discuss relevant to this article in that regard.", ">\n\nIt's very simple:\nRussia gets the hell out of Ukraine, and returns Ukraine's borders to where they were in 1991. That's step 1 for any peace talks.\nNext, all Russian assets seized abroad will be given to the Ukrainian government for Ukraine to rebuild, and there is nothing Russia can say or do about it. That's step 2.\nStep 3, which is the hardest and unfortunately least likely to happen, is all the Russians guilty of war crimes stand trial in international court.\nIt's not rocket surgery. Russia doesn't get to negotiate. They have the terms dictacted TO them, not the other way around. That's what happens when you are losing.\nEDIT: Responding to the coward below who responded then instantly blocked me:\nIf Russia doesn't agree, then the war continues. Under no circumstances should Russia be allowed to keep any of Ukraine's land. If they are, all that does is create positive feedback and encourages them to do this again.\nRussia needs to learn, with no uncertainty, that all they managed to accomplish was getting 100k of their men killed, wrecked the economy, strengthened NATO, and turned most of the world against them.... All for nothing.\nRussia has zero leverage. They are losing, and will continue to lose. They can either lose Ukraine and another 100k of their men and countless vehicles, ammunitions, etc while their economy suffers, or they can cut their losses and end it now.", ">\n\nYou know Russia will never agree to this, right? Are you talking about the most ideal outcome for Ukraine or are you actually interested in peace short term?", ">\n\nRussia rejected peace talks. \nNow we can ignore their lies that Ukriane is refusing peace.", ">\n\nOr we could do the sensible thing and ignore all the Russian lies without waiting for anything, which means everything they say.", ">\n\nNo, its important to actively refute disinformation.", ">\n\nWhenever there is talk about a peace plan, I wish the first words out of Zelensky's mouth would be, \"We are a sovereign nation and ten months ago Russia INVADED us and is now targeting and killing innocent civilians. There is zero justification for their aggression. The only peace plan is to leave, give us back our people and pay to repair the damages.\" I hate the fact that some people even entertain any sort of appeasement towards Russia. This whole mess makes me sick in my stomach, but it could get worse if Russia profits from this somehow.", ">\n\nPeople are just scared of nukes that Russia will never fire.", ">\n\nLavrov isn't offering a peace plan, it's asking Ukraine to retreat from areas already re conquered by Ukraine from the invaders.\nMaybe someone should explain to him how War Balance works...", ">\n\nRussia's lies make much a lot more sense if you consider the only audience they're ever talking to is their own people. \nEven though it's complete nonsense, they have to make it look like they're the ones calling the shots and the war has strengthened their position, not weakened it.", ">\n\nBut it's still kicking the ball down the road by like... Months, at best. If they're going to talk tough to the domestic audience they better be pretty confident Ukraine isn't going to keep putting up enough fight to slowly take its territory back.\nI guess if they were smart though they would've recognized the shit they were in back in March, declared Ukraine free of Nazis and fucked off back to Russia. The world probably would've let them keep Crimea at that point, honestly. Not formally but the way it's been the last 8 years.", ">\n\nYou cannot trust Russia. I repeat, you cannot trust Russia.", ">\n\nI guess the only way to end this war then is for Ukraine to annex Russian territory and then graciously give it back as a peace offering.", ">\n\nNot even a joke. The only way to win this war is to invade Russia, IMO.", ">\n\nThat will be the end of the world. MAD kind of sort of works", ">\n\nIf Ukraine invades Russia? Why?", ">\n\nRussia hasn’t used nukes because we haven’t used nukes, and vice versa. But if Russia is invaded and now has to go on the defensive, that might change.", ">\n\nSo if Ukraine had nukes it would be fair for them to use them on Russia now? \nI'm not talking about a US invasion, but Ukraine attacking Russian territory.", ">\n\nThe reason Ukraine has no nukes is because they signed them over to Russia in 1993 in exchange for security. It’s a moot point because Russia wouldn’t invade Ukraine if they had nukes. Again, MAD" ]

[ "It's because of shit monkeys like this that the world can't have nice things. You know, nice things, like PEACE!!!", ">\n\nAll the money and time waisted on these stupid fights between people, while our planet is getting fucked, finite resources are depleting,...", ">\n\n\"The removal of troops from Ukraine is an unacceptable condition of peace.\"\nAnd that is how you know Russia has no plans for peace, when peace itself is labeled as an unacceptable condition of peace.", ">\n\nRussia: War IS peace. Weakness IS strength.", ">\n\n4+4=5!", ">\n\n3+3=3!", ">\n\n/r/unexpectedfactorial", ">\n\nNo that's the correct one 3+3=6 3!=6 therefore 3+3=3!", ">\n\nI didn't say it was wrong, I said it was unexpected.", ">\n\n\n\"Putting forward all sorts of ideas and 'formulas of peace,' Zelensky cherishes the illusion of achieving, with the help of the West, the withdrawal of our troops from the Russian territory of Donbas, Crimea, Zaporizhzhia and Kherson region, the payment of reparations by Russia, and the surrender of international tribunals and the like.\"\n\nYes, withdrawal from the UKRAINIAN territories you are illegally occupying should be step one for peace.", ">\n\nEvery negotiation involves both sides giving up something they don't want to. What exactly is left for Russia in this framework?\nEdit for downvoters (I think?): What is left for Russia to give up? Because they're indicating all of their gains inviolate.", ">\n\nSo in your mind, if a thief breaks into your home and gets caught, the criminal gets to negotiate to keep some of the things he has stolen? \nYou can fuck right off with that way of thinking. Russia are illegal occupier war criminals. They deserve none of their ill-gotten gains.", ">\n\nYou have misread what I wrote, which was in context of the article stating what Russia said. Nevertheless, I have edited for clarity.", ">\n\nI'm still not sure I understand your question?\nOf course, what they want Russia to give up is all the land they have illgally occupied. Return Ukraine to the 1991 borders.", ">\n\nAssume what Russia is saying in the article is offered in good faith. What exactly would their bargaining chip be in peace negotiations? Because their statement at face is essentially \"we keep all we have and maybe we stop bombing you, depending on how talks go\". That is a threat, not a negotiation.", ">\n\n\nAssume what Russia is saying in the article is offered in good faith. \n\nNo.", ">\n\nOK, then why are you here? Russia bad, I agree, but there's nothing to discuss relevant to this article in that regard.", ">\n\nIt's very simple:\nRussia gets the hell out of Ukraine, and returns Ukraine's borders to where they were in 1991. That's step 1 for any peace talks.\nNext, all Russian assets seized abroad will be given to the Ukrainian government for Ukraine to rebuild, and there is nothing Russia can say or do about it. That's step 2.\nStep 3, which is the hardest and unfortunately least likely to happen, is all the Russians guilty of war crimes stand trial in international court.\nIt's not rocket surgery. Russia doesn't get to negotiate. They have the terms dictacted TO them, not the other way around. That's what happens when you are losing.\nEDIT: Responding to the coward below who responded then instantly blocked me:\nIf Russia doesn't agree, then the war continues. Under no circumstances should Russia be allowed to keep any of Ukraine's land. If they are, all that does is create positive feedback and encourages them to do this again.\nRussia needs to learn, with no uncertainty, that all they managed to accomplish was getting 100k of their men killed, wrecked the economy, strengthened NATO, and turned most of the world against them.... All for nothing.\nRussia has zero leverage. They are losing, and will continue to lose. They can either lose Ukraine and another 100k of their men and countless vehicles, ammunitions, etc while their economy suffers, or they can cut their losses and end it now.", ">\n\nYou know Russia will never agree to this, right? Are you talking about the most ideal outcome for Ukraine or are you actually interested in peace short term?", ">\n\nRussia rejected peace talks. \nNow we can ignore their lies that Ukriane is refusing peace.", ">\n\nOr we could do the sensible thing and ignore all the Russian lies without waiting for anything, which means everything they say.", ">\n\nNo, its important to actively refute disinformation.", ">\n\nWhenever there is talk about a peace plan, I wish the first words out of Zelensky's mouth would be, \"We are a sovereign nation and ten months ago Russia INVADED us and is now targeting and killing innocent civilians. There is zero justification for their aggression. The only peace plan is to leave, give us back our people and pay to repair the damages.\" I hate the fact that some people even entertain any sort of appeasement towards Russia. This whole mess makes me sick in my stomach, but it could get worse if Russia profits from this somehow.", ">\n\nPeople are just scared of nukes that Russia will never fire.", ">\n\nLavrov isn't offering a peace plan, it's asking Ukraine to retreat from areas already re conquered by Ukraine from the invaders.\nMaybe someone should explain to him how War Balance works...", ">\n\nRussia's lies make much a lot more sense if you consider the only audience they're ever talking to is their own people. \nEven though it's complete nonsense, they have to make it look like they're the ones calling the shots and the war has strengthened their position, not weakened it.", ">\n\nBut it's still kicking the ball down the road by like... Months, at best. If they're going to talk tough to the domestic audience they better be pretty confident Ukraine isn't going to keep putting up enough fight to slowly take its territory back.\nI guess if they were smart though they would've recognized the shit they were in back in March, declared Ukraine free of Nazis and fucked off back to Russia. The world probably would've let them keep Crimea at that point, honestly. Not formally but the way it's been the last 8 years.", ">\n\nYou cannot trust Russia. I repeat, you cannot trust Russia.", ">\n\nI guess the only way to end this war then is for Ukraine to annex Russian territory and then graciously give it back as a peace offering.", ">\n\nNot even a joke. The only way to win this war is to invade Russia, IMO.", ">\n\nThat will be the end of the world. MAD kind of sort of works", ">\n\nIf Ukraine invades Russia? Why?", ">\n\nRussia hasn’t used nukes because we haven’t used nukes, and vice versa. But if Russia is invaded and now has to go on the defensive, that might change.", ">\n\nSo if Ukraine had nukes it would be fair for them to use them on Russia now? \nI'm not talking about a US invasion, but Ukraine attacking Russian territory.", ">\n\nThe reason Ukraine has no nukes is because they signed them over to Russia in 1993 in exchange for security. It’s a moot point because Russia wouldn’t invade Ukraine if they had nukes. Again, MAD", ">\n\n\"Here are the three places I will not allow Scarlett Johansson to take me on a date.\"" ]

[ "It's because of shit monkeys like this that the world can't have nice things. You know, nice things, like PEACE!!!", ">\n\nAll the money and time waisted on these stupid fights between people, while our planet is getting fucked, finite resources are depleting,...", ">\n\n\"The removal of troops from Ukraine is an unacceptable condition of peace.\"\nAnd that is how you know Russia has no plans for peace, when peace itself is labeled as an unacceptable condition of peace.", ">\n\nRussia: War IS peace. Weakness IS strength.", ">\n\n4+4=5!", ">\n\n3+3=3!", ">\n\n/r/unexpectedfactorial", ">\n\nNo that's the correct one 3+3=6 3!=6 therefore 3+3=3!", ">\n\nI didn't say it was wrong, I said it was unexpected.", ">\n\n\n\"Putting forward all sorts of ideas and 'formulas of peace,' Zelensky cherishes the illusion of achieving, with the help of the West, the withdrawal of our troops from the Russian territory of Donbas, Crimea, Zaporizhzhia and Kherson region, the payment of reparations by Russia, and the surrender of international tribunals and the like.\"\n\nYes, withdrawal from the UKRAINIAN territories you are illegally occupying should be step one for peace.", ">\n\nEvery negotiation involves both sides giving up something they don't want to. What exactly is left for Russia in this framework?\nEdit for downvoters (I think?): What is left for Russia to give up? Because they're indicating all of their gains inviolate.", ">\n\nSo in your mind, if a thief breaks into your home and gets caught, the criminal gets to negotiate to keep some of the things he has stolen? \nYou can fuck right off with that way of thinking. Russia are illegal occupier war criminals. They deserve none of their ill-gotten gains.", ">\n\nYou have misread what I wrote, which was in context of the article stating what Russia said. Nevertheless, I have edited for clarity.", ">\n\nI'm still not sure I understand your question?\nOf course, what they want Russia to give up is all the land they have illgally occupied. Return Ukraine to the 1991 borders.", ">\n\nAssume what Russia is saying in the article is offered in good faith. What exactly would their bargaining chip be in peace negotiations? Because their statement at face is essentially \"we keep all we have and maybe we stop bombing you, depending on how talks go\". That is a threat, not a negotiation.", ">\n\n\nAssume what Russia is saying in the article is offered in good faith. \n\nNo.", ">\n\nOK, then why are you here? Russia bad, I agree, but there's nothing to discuss relevant to this article in that regard.", ">\n\nIt's very simple:\nRussia gets the hell out of Ukraine, and returns Ukraine's borders to where they were in 1991. That's step 1 for any peace talks.\nNext, all Russian assets seized abroad will be given to the Ukrainian government for Ukraine to rebuild, and there is nothing Russia can say or do about it. That's step 2.\nStep 3, which is the hardest and unfortunately least likely to happen, is all the Russians guilty of war crimes stand trial in international court.\nIt's not rocket surgery. Russia doesn't get to negotiate. They have the terms dictacted TO them, not the other way around. That's what happens when you are losing.\nEDIT: Responding to the coward below who responded then instantly blocked me:\nIf Russia doesn't agree, then the war continues. Under no circumstances should Russia be allowed to keep any of Ukraine's land. If they are, all that does is create positive feedback and encourages them to do this again.\nRussia needs to learn, with no uncertainty, that all they managed to accomplish was getting 100k of their men killed, wrecked the economy, strengthened NATO, and turned most of the world against them.... All for nothing.\nRussia has zero leverage. They are losing, and will continue to lose. They can either lose Ukraine and another 100k of their men and countless vehicles, ammunitions, etc while their economy suffers, or they can cut their losses and end it now.", ">\n\nYou know Russia will never agree to this, right? Are you talking about the most ideal outcome for Ukraine or are you actually interested in peace short term?", ">\n\nRussia rejected peace talks. \nNow we can ignore their lies that Ukriane is refusing peace.", ">\n\nOr we could do the sensible thing and ignore all the Russian lies without waiting for anything, which means everything they say.", ">\n\nNo, its important to actively refute disinformation.", ">\n\nWhenever there is talk about a peace plan, I wish the first words out of Zelensky's mouth would be, \"We are a sovereign nation and ten months ago Russia INVADED us and is now targeting and killing innocent civilians. There is zero justification for their aggression. The only peace plan is to leave, give us back our people and pay to repair the damages.\" I hate the fact that some people even entertain any sort of appeasement towards Russia. This whole mess makes me sick in my stomach, but it could get worse if Russia profits from this somehow.", ">\n\nPeople are just scared of nukes that Russia will never fire.", ">\n\nLavrov isn't offering a peace plan, it's asking Ukraine to retreat from areas already re conquered by Ukraine from the invaders.\nMaybe someone should explain to him how War Balance works...", ">\n\nRussia's lies make much a lot more sense if you consider the only audience they're ever talking to is their own people. \nEven though it's complete nonsense, they have to make it look like they're the ones calling the shots and the war has strengthened their position, not weakened it.", ">\n\nBut it's still kicking the ball down the road by like... Months, at best. If they're going to talk tough to the domestic audience they better be pretty confident Ukraine isn't going to keep putting up enough fight to slowly take its territory back.\nI guess if they were smart though they would've recognized the shit they were in back in March, declared Ukraine free of Nazis and fucked off back to Russia. The world probably would've let them keep Crimea at that point, honestly. Not formally but the way it's been the last 8 years.", ">\n\nYou cannot trust Russia. I repeat, you cannot trust Russia.", ">\n\nI guess the only way to end this war then is for Ukraine to annex Russian territory and then graciously give it back as a peace offering.", ">\n\nNot even a joke. The only way to win this war is to invade Russia, IMO.", ">\n\nThat will be the end of the world. MAD kind of sort of works", ">\n\nIf Ukraine invades Russia? Why?", ">\n\nRussia hasn’t used nukes because we haven’t used nukes, and vice versa. But if Russia is invaded and now has to go on the defensive, that might change.", ">\n\nSo if Ukraine had nukes it would be fair for them to use them on Russia now? \nI'm not talking about a US invasion, but Ukraine attacking Russian territory.", ">\n\nThe reason Ukraine has no nukes is because they signed them over to Russia in 1993 in exchange for security. It’s a moot point because Russia wouldn’t invade Ukraine if they had nukes. Again, MAD", ">\n\n\"Here are the three places I will not allow Scarlett Johansson to take me on a date.\"", ">\n\nSo they'll just accept more dead soldiers. Good idea." ]

[ "It's because of shit monkeys like this that the world can't have nice things. You know, nice things, like PEACE!!!", ">\n\nAll the money and time waisted on these stupid fights between people, while our planet is getting fucked, finite resources are depleting,...", ">\n\n\"The removal of troops from Ukraine is an unacceptable condition of peace.\"\nAnd that is how you know Russia has no plans for peace, when peace itself is labeled as an unacceptable condition of peace.", ">\n\nRussia: War IS peace. Weakness IS strength.", ">\n\n4+4=5!", ">\n\n3+3=3!", ">\n\n/r/unexpectedfactorial", ">\n\nNo that's the correct one 3+3=6 3!=6 therefore 3+3=3!", ">\n\nI didn't say it was wrong, I said it was unexpected.", ">\n\n\n\"Putting forward all sorts of ideas and 'formulas of peace,' Zelensky cherishes the illusion of achieving, with the help of the West, the withdrawal of our troops from the Russian territory of Donbas, Crimea, Zaporizhzhia and Kherson region, the payment of reparations by Russia, and the surrender of international tribunals and the like.\"\n\nYes, withdrawal from the UKRAINIAN territories you are illegally occupying should be step one for peace.", ">\n\nEvery negotiation involves both sides giving up something they don't want to. What exactly is left for Russia in this framework?\nEdit for downvoters (I think?): What is left for Russia to give up? Because they're indicating all of their gains inviolate.", ">\n\nSo in your mind, if a thief breaks into your home and gets caught, the criminal gets to negotiate to keep some of the things he has stolen? \nYou can fuck right off with that way of thinking. Russia are illegal occupier war criminals. They deserve none of their ill-gotten gains.", ">\n\nYou have misread what I wrote, which was in context of the article stating what Russia said. Nevertheless, I have edited for clarity.", ">\n\nI'm still not sure I understand your question?\nOf course, what they want Russia to give up is all the land they have illgally occupied. Return Ukraine to the 1991 borders.", ">\n\nAssume what Russia is saying in the article is offered in good faith. What exactly would their bargaining chip be in peace negotiations? Because their statement at face is essentially \"we keep all we have and maybe we stop bombing you, depending on how talks go\". That is a threat, not a negotiation.", ">\n\n\nAssume what Russia is saying in the article is offered in good faith. \n\nNo.", ">\n\nOK, then why are you here? Russia bad, I agree, but there's nothing to discuss relevant to this article in that regard.", ">\n\nIt's very simple:\nRussia gets the hell out of Ukraine, and returns Ukraine's borders to where they were in 1991. That's step 1 for any peace talks.\nNext, all Russian assets seized abroad will be given to the Ukrainian government for Ukraine to rebuild, and there is nothing Russia can say or do about it. That's step 2.\nStep 3, which is the hardest and unfortunately least likely to happen, is all the Russians guilty of war crimes stand trial in international court.\nIt's not rocket surgery. Russia doesn't get to negotiate. They have the terms dictacted TO them, not the other way around. That's what happens when you are losing.\nEDIT: Responding to the coward below who responded then instantly blocked me:\nIf Russia doesn't agree, then the war continues. Under no circumstances should Russia be allowed to keep any of Ukraine's land. If they are, all that does is create positive feedback and encourages them to do this again.\nRussia needs to learn, with no uncertainty, that all they managed to accomplish was getting 100k of their men killed, wrecked the economy, strengthened NATO, and turned most of the world against them.... All for nothing.\nRussia has zero leverage. They are losing, and will continue to lose. They can either lose Ukraine and another 100k of their men and countless vehicles, ammunitions, etc while their economy suffers, or they can cut their losses and end it now.", ">\n\nYou know Russia will never agree to this, right? Are you talking about the most ideal outcome for Ukraine or are you actually interested in peace short term?", ">\n\nRussia rejected peace talks. \nNow we can ignore their lies that Ukriane is refusing peace.", ">\n\nOr we could do the sensible thing and ignore all the Russian lies without waiting for anything, which means everything they say.", ">\n\nNo, its important to actively refute disinformation.", ">\n\nWhenever there is talk about a peace plan, I wish the first words out of Zelensky's mouth would be, \"We are a sovereign nation and ten months ago Russia INVADED us and is now targeting and killing innocent civilians. There is zero justification for their aggression. The only peace plan is to leave, give us back our people and pay to repair the damages.\" I hate the fact that some people even entertain any sort of appeasement towards Russia. This whole mess makes me sick in my stomach, but it could get worse if Russia profits from this somehow.", ">\n\nPeople are just scared of nukes that Russia will never fire.", ">\n\nLavrov isn't offering a peace plan, it's asking Ukraine to retreat from areas already re conquered by Ukraine from the invaders.\nMaybe someone should explain to him how War Balance works...", ">\n\nRussia's lies make much a lot more sense if you consider the only audience they're ever talking to is their own people. \nEven though it's complete nonsense, they have to make it look like they're the ones calling the shots and the war has strengthened their position, not weakened it.", ">\n\nBut it's still kicking the ball down the road by like... Months, at best. If they're going to talk tough to the domestic audience they better be pretty confident Ukraine isn't going to keep putting up enough fight to slowly take its territory back.\nI guess if they were smart though they would've recognized the shit they were in back in March, declared Ukraine free of Nazis and fucked off back to Russia. The world probably would've let them keep Crimea at that point, honestly. Not formally but the way it's been the last 8 years.", ">\n\nYou cannot trust Russia. I repeat, you cannot trust Russia.", ">\n\nI guess the only way to end this war then is for Ukraine to annex Russian territory and then graciously give it back as a peace offering.", ">\n\nNot even a joke. The only way to win this war is to invade Russia, IMO.", ">\n\nThat will be the end of the world. MAD kind of sort of works", ">\n\nIf Ukraine invades Russia? Why?", ">\n\nRussia hasn’t used nukes because we haven’t used nukes, and vice versa. But if Russia is invaded and now has to go on the defensive, that might change.", ">\n\nSo if Ukraine had nukes it would be fair for them to use them on Russia now? \nI'm not talking about a US invasion, but Ukraine attacking Russian territory.", ">\n\nThe reason Ukraine has no nukes is because they signed them over to Russia in 1993 in exchange for security. It’s a moot point because Russia wouldn’t invade Ukraine if they had nukes. Again, MAD", ">\n\n\"Here are the three places I will not allow Scarlett Johansson to take me on a date.\"", ">\n\nSo they'll just accept more dead soldiers. Good idea.", ">\n\nRussia will never care about dead soldiers. They just see it as an annoyance because it's bad publicity." ]

[ "It's because of shit monkeys like this that the world can't have nice things. You know, nice things, like PEACE!!!", ">\n\nAll the money and time waisted on these stupid fights between people, while our planet is getting fucked, finite resources are depleting,...", ">\n\n\"The removal of troops from Ukraine is an unacceptable condition of peace.\"\nAnd that is how you know Russia has no plans for peace, when peace itself is labeled as an unacceptable condition of peace.", ">\n\nRussia: War IS peace. Weakness IS strength.", ">\n\n4+4=5!", ">\n\n3+3=3!", ">\n\n/r/unexpectedfactorial", ">\n\nNo that's the correct one 3+3=6 3!=6 therefore 3+3=3!", ">\n\nI didn't say it was wrong, I said it was unexpected.", ">\n\n\n\"Putting forward all sorts of ideas and 'formulas of peace,' Zelensky cherishes the illusion of achieving, with the help of the West, the withdrawal of our troops from the Russian territory of Donbas, Crimea, Zaporizhzhia and Kherson region, the payment of reparations by Russia, and the surrender of international tribunals and the like.\"\n\nYes, withdrawal from the UKRAINIAN territories you are illegally occupying should be step one for peace.", ">\n\nEvery negotiation involves both sides giving up something they don't want to. What exactly is left for Russia in this framework?\nEdit for downvoters (I think?): What is left for Russia to give up? Because they're indicating all of their gains inviolate.", ">\n\nSo in your mind, if a thief breaks into your home and gets caught, the criminal gets to negotiate to keep some of the things he has stolen? \nYou can fuck right off with that way of thinking. Russia are illegal occupier war criminals. They deserve none of their ill-gotten gains.", ">\n\nYou have misread what I wrote, which was in context of the article stating what Russia said. Nevertheless, I have edited for clarity.", ">\n\nI'm still not sure I understand your question?\nOf course, what they want Russia to give up is all the land they have illgally occupied. Return Ukraine to the 1991 borders.", ">\n\nAssume what Russia is saying in the article is offered in good faith. What exactly would their bargaining chip be in peace negotiations? Because their statement at face is essentially \"we keep all we have and maybe we stop bombing you, depending on how talks go\". That is a threat, not a negotiation.", ">\n\n\nAssume what Russia is saying in the article is offered in good faith. \n\nNo.", ">\n\nOK, then why are you here? Russia bad, I agree, but there's nothing to discuss relevant to this article in that regard.", ">\n\nIt's very simple:\nRussia gets the hell out of Ukraine, and returns Ukraine's borders to where they were in 1991. That's step 1 for any peace talks.\nNext, all Russian assets seized abroad will be given to the Ukrainian government for Ukraine to rebuild, and there is nothing Russia can say or do about it. That's step 2.\nStep 3, which is the hardest and unfortunately least likely to happen, is all the Russians guilty of war crimes stand trial in international court.\nIt's not rocket surgery. Russia doesn't get to negotiate. They have the terms dictacted TO them, not the other way around. That's what happens when you are losing.\nEDIT: Responding to the coward below who responded then instantly blocked me:\nIf Russia doesn't agree, then the war continues. Under no circumstances should Russia be allowed to keep any of Ukraine's land. If they are, all that does is create positive feedback and encourages them to do this again.\nRussia needs to learn, with no uncertainty, that all they managed to accomplish was getting 100k of their men killed, wrecked the economy, strengthened NATO, and turned most of the world against them.... All for nothing.\nRussia has zero leverage. They are losing, and will continue to lose. They can either lose Ukraine and another 100k of their men and countless vehicles, ammunitions, etc while their economy suffers, or they can cut their losses and end it now.", ">\n\nYou know Russia will never agree to this, right? Are you talking about the most ideal outcome for Ukraine or are you actually interested in peace short term?", ">\n\nRussia rejected peace talks. \nNow we can ignore their lies that Ukriane is refusing peace.", ">\n\nOr we could do the sensible thing and ignore all the Russian lies without waiting for anything, which means everything they say.", ">\n\nNo, its important to actively refute disinformation.", ">\n\nWhenever there is talk about a peace plan, I wish the first words out of Zelensky's mouth would be, \"We are a sovereign nation and ten months ago Russia INVADED us and is now targeting and killing innocent civilians. There is zero justification for their aggression. The only peace plan is to leave, give us back our people and pay to repair the damages.\" I hate the fact that some people even entertain any sort of appeasement towards Russia. This whole mess makes me sick in my stomach, but it could get worse if Russia profits from this somehow.", ">\n\nPeople are just scared of nukes that Russia will never fire.", ">\n\nLavrov isn't offering a peace plan, it's asking Ukraine to retreat from areas already re conquered by Ukraine from the invaders.\nMaybe someone should explain to him how War Balance works...", ">\n\nRussia's lies make much a lot more sense if you consider the only audience they're ever talking to is their own people. \nEven though it's complete nonsense, they have to make it look like they're the ones calling the shots and the war has strengthened their position, not weakened it.", ">\n\nBut it's still kicking the ball down the road by like... Months, at best. If they're going to talk tough to the domestic audience they better be pretty confident Ukraine isn't going to keep putting up enough fight to slowly take its territory back.\nI guess if they were smart though they would've recognized the shit they were in back in March, declared Ukraine free of Nazis and fucked off back to Russia. The world probably would've let them keep Crimea at that point, honestly. Not formally but the way it's been the last 8 years.", ">\n\nYou cannot trust Russia. I repeat, you cannot trust Russia.", ">\n\nI guess the only way to end this war then is for Ukraine to annex Russian territory and then graciously give it back as a peace offering.", ">\n\nNot even a joke. The only way to win this war is to invade Russia, IMO.", ">\n\nThat will be the end of the world. MAD kind of sort of works", ">\n\nIf Ukraine invades Russia? Why?", ">\n\nRussia hasn’t used nukes because we haven’t used nukes, and vice versa. But if Russia is invaded and now has to go on the defensive, that might change.", ">\n\nSo if Ukraine had nukes it would be fair for them to use them on Russia now? \nI'm not talking about a US invasion, but Ukraine attacking Russian territory.", ">\n\nThe reason Ukraine has no nukes is because they signed them over to Russia in 1993 in exchange for security. It’s a moot point because Russia wouldn’t invade Ukraine if they had nukes. Again, MAD", ">\n\n\"Here are the three places I will not allow Scarlett Johansson to take me on a date.\"", ">\n\nSo they'll just accept more dead soldiers. Good idea.", ">\n\nRussia will never care about dead soldiers. They just see it as an annoyance because it's bad publicity.", ">\n\nTo a degree they'll consider it a good thing, since they're using it as an excuse to remove 'undesirables' from their population. Clearing out prisons and minorites and politically problematic people from their population. A lot of the people who would have the inclination and the resources to resist the regime used those resources to get the fuck out, and the ultra nationalist types who are counterintuitively the next largest internal threat are being fed into the meat grinder to their own cheers.\nIt's like, truly awful from a humanitarian perspective, and pretty fucking bad from a long term view for Russia, but if you're an old rich fuck at the top of the pyramid, there's a certain fucked up logic to it." ]

[ "It's because of shit monkeys like this that the world can't have nice things. You know, nice things, like PEACE!!!", ">\n\nAll the money and time waisted on these stupid fights between people, while our planet is getting fucked, finite resources are depleting,...", ">\n\n\"The removal of troops from Ukraine is an unacceptable condition of peace.\"\nAnd that is how you know Russia has no plans for peace, when peace itself is labeled as an unacceptable condition of peace.", ">\n\nRussia: War IS peace. Weakness IS strength.", ">\n\n4+4=5!", ">\n\n3+3=3!", ">\n\n/r/unexpectedfactorial", ">\n\nNo that's the correct one 3+3=6 3!=6 therefore 3+3=3!", ">\n\nI didn't say it was wrong, I said it was unexpected.", ">\n\n\n\"Putting forward all sorts of ideas and 'formulas of peace,' Zelensky cherishes the illusion of achieving, with the help of the West, the withdrawal of our troops from the Russian territory of Donbas, Crimea, Zaporizhzhia and Kherson region, the payment of reparations by Russia, and the surrender of international tribunals and the like.\"\n\nYes, withdrawal from the UKRAINIAN territories you are illegally occupying should be step one for peace.", ">\n\nEvery negotiation involves both sides giving up something they don't want to. What exactly is left for Russia in this framework?\nEdit for downvoters (I think?): What is left for Russia to give up? Because they're indicating all of their gains inviolate.", ">\n\nSo in your mind, if a thief breaks into your home and gets caught, the criminal gets to negotiate to keep some of the things he has stolen? \nYou can fuck right off with that way of thinking. Russia are illegal occupier war criminals. They deserve none of their ill-gotten gains.", ">\n\nYou have misread what I wrote, which was in context of the article stating what Russia said. Nevertheless, I have edited for clarity.", ">\n\nI'm still not sure I understand your question?\nOf course, what they want Russia to give up is all the land they have illgally occupied. Return Ukraine to the 1991 borders.", ">\n\nAssume what Russia is saying in the article is offered in good faith. What exactly would their bargaining chip be in peace negotiations? Because their statement at face is essentially \"we keep all we have and maybe we stop bombing you, depending on how talks go\". That is a threat, not a negotiation.", ">\n\n\nAssume what Russia is saying in the article is offered in good faith. \n\nNo.", ">\n\nOK, then why are you here? Russia bad, I agree, but there's nothing to discuss relevant to this article in that regard.", ">\n\nIt's very simple:\nRussia gets the hell out of Ukraine, and returns Ukraine's borders to where they were in 1991. That's step 1 for any peace talks.\nNext, all Russian assets seized abroad will be given to the Ukrainian government for Ukraine to rebuild, and there is nothing Russia can say or do about it. That's step 2.\nStep 3, which is the hardest and unfortunately least likely to happen, is all the Russians guilty of war crimes stand trial in international court.\nIt's not rocket surgery. Russia doesn't get to negotiate. They have the terms dictacted TO them, not the other way around. That's what happens when you are losing.\nEDIT: Responding to the coward below who responded then instantly blocked me:\nIf Russia doesn't agree, then the war continues. Under no circumstances should Russia be allowed to keep any of Ukraine's land. If they are, all that does is create positive feedback and encourages them to do this again.\nRussia needs to learn, with no uncertainty, that all they managed to accomplish was getting 100k of their men killed, wrecked the economy, strengthened NATO, and turned most of the world against them.... All for nothing.\nRussia has zero leverage. They are losing, and will continue to lose. They can either lose Ukraine and another 100k of their men and countless vehicles, ammunitions, etc while their economy suffers, or they can cut their losses and end it now.", ">\n\nYou know Russia will never agree to this, right? Are you talking about the most ideal outcome for Ukraine or are you actually interested in peace short term?", ">\n\nRussia rejected peace talks. \nNow we can ignore their lies that Ukriane is refusing peace.", ">\n\nOr we could do the sensible thing and ignore all the Russian lies without waiting for anything, which means everything they say.", ">\n\nNo, its important to actively refute disinformation.", ">\n\nWhenever there is talk about a peace plan, I wish the first words out of Zelensky's mouth would be, \"We are a sovereign nation and ten months ago Russia INVADED us and is now targeting and killing innocent civilians. There is zero justification for their aggression. The only peace plan is to leave, give us back our people and pay to repair the damages.\" I hate the fact that some people even entertain any sort of appeasement towards Russia. This whole mess makes me sick in my stomach, but it could get worse if Russia profits from this somehow.", ">\n\nPeople are just scared of nukes that Russia will never fire.", ">\n\nLavrov isn't offering a peace plan, it's asking Ukraine to retreat from areas already re conquered by Ukraine from the invaders.\nMaybe someone should explain to him how War Balance works...", ">\n\nRussia's lies make much a lot more sense if you consider the only audience they're ever talking to is their own people. \nEven though it's complete nonsense, they have to make it look like they're the ones calling the shots and the war has strengthened their position, not weakened it.", ">\n\nBut it's still kicking the ball down the road by like... Months, at best. If they're going to talk tough to the domestic audience they better be pretty confident Ukraine isn't going to keep putting up enough fight to slowly take its territory back.\nI guess if they were smart though they would've recognized the shit they were in back in March, declared Ukraine free of Nazis and fucked off back to Russia. The world probably would've let them keep Crimea at that point, honestly. Not formally but the way it's been the last 8 years.", ">\n\nYou cannot trust Russia. I repeat, you cannot trust Russia.", ">\n\nI guess the only way to end this war then is for Ukraine to annex Russian territory and then graciously give it back as a peace offering.", ">\n\nNot even a joke. The only way to win this war is to invade Russia, IMO.", ">\n\nThat will be the end of the world. MAD kind of sort of works", ">\n\nIf Ukraine invades Russia? Why?", ">\n\nRussia hasn’t used nukes because we haven’t used nukes, and vice versa. But if Russia is invaded and now has to go on the defensive, that might change.", ">\n\nSo if Ukraine had nukes it would be fair for them to use them on Russia now? \nI'm not talking about a US invasion, but Ukraine attacking Russian territory.", ">\n\nThe reason Ukraine has no nukes is because they signed them over to Russia in 1993 in exchange for security. It’s a moot point because Russia wouldn’t invade Ukraine if they had nukes. Again, MAD", ">\n\n\"Here are the three places I will not allow Scarlett Johansson to take me on a date.\"", ">\n\nSo they'll just accept more dead soldiers. Good idea.", ">\n\nRussia will never care about dead soldiers. They just see it as an annoyance because it's bad publicity.", ">\n\nTo a degree they'll consider it a good thing, since they're using it as an excuse to remove 'undesirables' from their population. Clearing out prisons and minorites and politically problematic people from their population. A lot of the people who would have the inclination and the resources to resist the regime used those resources to get the fuck out, and the ultra nationalist types who are counterintuitively the next largest internal threat are being fed into the meat grinder to their own cheers.\nIt's like, truly awful from a humanitarian perspective, and pretty fucking bad from a long term view for Russia, but if you're an old rich fuck at the top of the pyramid, there's a certain fucked up logic to it.", ">\n\nThose citizen soldiers are just meat for the grinder, the real concern is the loss of the professional soldier. One thing the US has been really good at is learning from military action. Russia now has minimal to no capability to do so." ]

[ "It's because of shit monkeys like this that the world can't have nice things. You know, nice things, like PEACE!!!", ">\n\nAll the money and time waisted on these stupid fights between people, while our planet is getting fucked, finite resources are depleting,...", ">\n\n\"The removal of troops from Ukraine is an unacceptable condition of peace.\"\nAnd that is how you know Russia has no plans for peace, when peace itself is labeled as an unacceptable condition of peace.", ">\n\nRussia: War IS peace. Weakness IS strength.", ">\n\n4+4=5!", ">\n\n3+3=3!", ">\n\n/r/unexpectedfactorial", ">\n\nNo that's the correct one 3+3=6 3!=6 therefore 3+3=3!", ">\n\nI didn't say it was wrong, I said it was unexpected.", ">\n\n\n\"Putting forward all sorts of ideas and 'formulas of peace,' Zelensky cherishes the illusion of achieving, with the help of the West, the withdrawal of our troops from the Russian territory of Donbas, Crimea, Zaporizhzhia and Kherson region, the payment of reparations by Russia, and the surrender of international tribunals and the like.\"\n\nYes, withdrawal from the UKRAINIAN territories you are illegally occupying should be step one for peace.", ">\n\nEvery negotiation involves both sides giving up something they don't want to. What exactly is left for Russia in this framework?\nEdit for downvoters (I think?): What is left for Russia to give up? Because they're indicating all of their gains inviolate.", ">\n\nSo in your mind, if a thief breaks into your home and gets caught, the criminal gets to negotiate to keep some of the things he has stolen? \nYou can fuck right off with that way of thinking. Russia are illegal occupier war criminals. They deserve none of their ill-gotten gains.", ">\n\nYou have misread what I wrote, which was in context of the article stating what Russia said. Nevertheless, I have edited for clarity.", ">\n\nI'm still not sure I understand your question?\nOf course, what they want Russia to give up is all the land they have illgally occupied. Return Ukraine to the 1991 borders.", ">\n\nAssume what Russia is saying in the article is offered in good faith. What exactly would their bargaining chip be in peace negotiations? Because their statement at face is essentially \"we keep all we have and maybe we stop bombing you, depending on how talks go\". That is a threat, not a negotiation.", ">\n\n\nAssume what Russia is saying in the article is offered in good faith. \n\nNo.", ">\n\nOK, then why are you here? Russia bad, I agree, but there's nothing to discuss relevant to this article in that regard.", ">\n\nIt's very simple:\nRussia gets the hell out of Ukraine, and returns Ukraine's borders to where they were in 1991. That's step 1 for any peace talks.\nNext, all Russian assets seized abroad will be given to the Ukrainian government for Ukraine to rebuild, and there is nothing Russia can say or do about it. That's step 2.\nStep 3, which is the hardest and unfortunately least likely to happen, is all the Russians guilty of war crimes stand trial in international court.\nIt's not rocket surgery. Russia doesn't get to negotiate. They have the terms dictacted TO them, not the other way around. That's what happens when you are losing.\nEDIT: Responding to the coward below who responded then instantly blocked me:\nIf Russia doesn't agree, then the war continues. Under no circumstances should Russia be allowed to keep any of Ukraine's land. If they are, all that does is create positive feedback and encourages them to do this again.\nRussia needs to learn, with no uncertainty, that all they managed to accomplish was getting 100k of their men killed, wrecked the economy, strengthened NATO, and turned most of the world against them.... All for nothing.\nRussia has zero leverage. They are losing, and will continue to lose. They can either lose Ukraine and another 100k of their men and countless vehicles, ammunitions, etc while their economy suffers, or they can cut their losses and end it now.", ">\n\nYou know Russia will never agree to this, right? Are you talking about the most ideal outcome for Ukraine or are you actually interested in peace short term?", ">\n\nRussia rejected peace talks. \nNow we can ignore their lies that Ukriane is refusing peace.", ">\n\nOr we could do the sensible thing and ignore all the Russian lies without waiting for anything, which means everything they say.", ">\n\nNo, its important to actively refute disinformation.", ">\n\nWhenever there is talk about a peace plan, I wish the first words out of Zelensky's mouth would be, \"We are a sovereign nation and ten months ago Russia INVADED us and is now targeting and killing innocent civilians. There is zero justification for their aggression. The only peace plan is to leave, give us back our people and pay to repair the damages.\" I hate the fact that some people even entertain any sort of appeasement towards Russia. This whole mess makes me sick in my stomach, but it could get worse if Russia profits from this somehow.", ">\n\nPeople are just scared of nukes that Russia will never fire.", ">\n\nLavrov isn't offering a peace plan, it's asking Ukraine to retreat from areas already re conquered by Ukraine from the invaders.\nMaybe someone should explain to him how War Balance works...", ">\n\nRussia's lies make much a lot more sense if you consider the only audience they're ever talking to is their own people. \nEven though it's complete nonsense, they have to make it look like they're the ones calling the shots and the war has strengthened their position, not weakened it.", ">\n\nBut it's still kicking the ball down the road by like... Months, at best. If they're going to talk tough to the domestic audience they better be pretty confident Ukraine isn't going to keep putting up enough fight to slowly take its territory back.\nI guess if they were smart though they would've recognized the shit they were in back in March, declared Ukraine free of Nazis and fucked off back to Russia. The world probably would've let them keep Crimea at that point, honestly. Not formally but the way it's been the last 8 years.", ">\n\nYou cannot trust Russia. I repeat, you cannot trust Russia.", ">\n\nI guess the only way to end this war then is for Ukraine to annex Russian territory and then graciously give it back as a peace offering.", ">\n\nNot even a joke. The only way to win this war is to invade Russia, IMO.", ">\n\nThat will be the end of the world. MAD kind of sort of works", ">\n\nIf Ukraine invades Russia? Why?", ">\n\nRussia hasn’t used nukes because we haven’t used nukes, and vice versa. But if Russia is invaded and now has to go on the defensive, that might change.", ">\n\nSo if Ukraine had nukes it would be fair for them to use them on Russia now? \nI'm not talking about a US invasion, but Ukraine attacking Russian territory.", ">\n\nThe reason Ukraine has no nukes is because they signed them over to Russia in 1993 in exchange for security. It’s a moot point because Russia wouldn’t invade Ukraine if they had nukes. Again, MAD", ">\n\n\"Here are the three places I will not allow Scarlett Johansson to take me on a date.\"", ">\n\nSo they'll just accept more dead soldiers. Good idea.", ">\n\nRussia will never care about dead soldiers. They just see it as an annoyance because it's bad publicity.", ">\n\nTo a degree they'll consider it a good thing, since they're using it as an excuse to remove 'undesirables' from their population. Clearing out prisons and minorites and politically problematic people from their population. A lot of the people who would have the inclination and the resources to resist the regime used those resources to get the fuck out, and the ultra nationalist types who are counterintuitively the next largest internal threat are being fed into the meat grinder to their own cheers.\nIt's like, truly awful from a humanitarian perspective, and pretty fucking bad from a long term view for Russia, but if you're an old rich fuck at the top of the pyramid, there's a certain fucked up logic to it.", ">\n\nThose citizen soldiers are just meat for the grinder, the real concern is the loss of the professional soldier. One thing the US has been really good at is learning from military action. Russia now has minimal to no capability to do so.", ">\n\n1 - Putin dead\n2 - Lavrov dead\n3 - Get the fuck out of my Country and stay out." ]

[ "It's because of shit monkeys like this that the world can't have nice things. You know, nice things, like PEACE!!!", ">\n\nAll the money and time waisted on these stupid fights between people, while our planet is getting fucked, finite resources are depleting,...", ">\n\n\"The removal of troops from Ukraine is an unacceptable condition of peace.\"\nAnd that is how you know Russia has no plans for peace, when peace itself is labeled as an unacceptable condition of peace.", ">\n\nRussia: War IS peace. Weakness IS strength.", ">\n\n4+4=5!", ">\n\n3+3=3!", ">\n\n/r/unexpectedfactorial", ">\n\nNo that's the correct one 3+3=6 3!=6 therefore 3+3=3!", ">\n\nI didn't say it was wrong, I said it was unexpected.", ">\n\n\n\"Putting forward all sorts of ideas and 'formulas of peace,' Zelensky cherishes the illusion of achieving, with the help of the West, the withdrawal of our troops from the Russian territory of Donbas, Crimea, Zaporizhzhia and Kherson region, the payment of reparations by Russia, and the surrender of international tribunals and the like.\"\n\nYes, withdrawal from the UKRAINIAN territories you are illegally occupying should be step one for peace.", ">\n\nEvery negotiation involves both sides giving up something they don't want to. What exactly is left for Russia in this framework?\nEdit for downvoters (I think?): What is left for Russia to give up? Because they're indicating all of their gains inviolate.", ">\n\nSo in your mind, if a thief breaks into your home and gets caught, the criminal gets to negotiate to keep some of the things he has stolen? \nYou can fuck right off with that way of thinking. Russia are illegal occupier war criminals. They deserve none of their ill-gotten gains.", ">\n\nYou have misread what I wrote, which was in context of the article stating what Russia said. Nevertheless, I have edited for clarity.", ">\n\nI'm still not sure I understand your question?\nOf course, what they want Russia to give up is all the land they have illgally occupied. Return Ukraine to the 1991 borders.", ">\n\nAssume what Russia is saying in the article is offered in good faith. What exactly would their bargaining chip be in peace negotiations? Because their statement at face is essentially \"we keep all we have and maybe we stop bombing you, depending on how talks go\". That is a threat, not a negotiation.", ">\n\n\nAssume what Russia is saying in the article is offered in good faith. \n\nNo.", ">\n\nOK, then why are you here? Russia bad, I agree, but there's nothing to discuss relevant to this article in that regard.", ">\n\nIt's very simple:\nRussia gets the hell out of Ukraine, and returns Ukraine's borders to where they were in 1991. That's step 1 for any peace talks.\nNext, all Russian assets seized abroad will be given to the Ukrainian government for Ukraine to rebuild, and there is nothing Russia can say or do about it. That's step 2.\nStep 3, which is the hardest and unfortunately least likely to happen, is all the Russians guilty of war crimes stand trial in international court.\nIt's not rocket surgery. Russia doesn't get to negotiate. They have the terms dictacted TO them, not the other way around. That's what happens when you are losing.\nEDIT: Responding to the coward below who responded then instantly blocked me:\nIf Russia doesn't agree, then the war continues. Under no circumstances should Russia be allowed to keep any of Ukraine's land. If they are, all that does is create positive feedback and encourages them to do this again.\nRussia needs to learn, with no uncertainty, that all they managed to accomplish was getting 100k of their men killed, wrecked the economy, strengthened NATO, and turned most of the world against them.... All for nothing.\nRussia has zero leverage. They are losing, and will continue to lose. They can either lose Ukraine and another 100k of their men and countless vehicles, ammunitions, etc while their economy suffers, or they can cut their losses and end it now.", ">\n\nYou know Russia will never agree to this, right? Are you talking about the most ideal outcome for Ukraine or are you actually interested in peace short term?", ">\n\nRussia rejected peace talks. \nNow we can ignore their lies that Ukriane is refusing peace.", ">\n\nOr we could do the sensible thing and ignore all the Russian lies without waiting for anything, which means everything they say.", ">\n\nNo, its important to actively refute disinformation.", ">\n\nWhenever there is talk about a peace plan, I wish the first words out of Zelensky's mouth would be, \"We are a sovereign nation and ten months ago Russia INVADED us and is now targeting and killing innocent civilians. There is zero justification for their aggression. The only peace plan is to leave, give us back our people and pay to repair the damages.\" I hate the fact that some people even entertain any sort of appeasement towards Russia. This whole mess makes me sick in my stomach, but it could get worse if Russia profits from this somehow.", ">\n\nPeople are just scared of nukes that Russia will never fire.", ">\n\nLavrov isn't offering a peace plan, it's asking Ukraine to retreat from areas already re conquered by Ukraine from the invaders.\nMaybe someone should explain to him how War Balance works...", ">\n\nRussia's lies make much a lot more sense if you consider the only audience they're ever talking to is their own people. \nEven though it's complete nonsense, they have to make it look like they're the ones calling the shots and the war has strengthened their position, not weakened it.", ">\n\nBut it's still kicking the ball down the road by like... Months, at best. If they're going to talk tough to the domestic audience they better be pretty confident Ukraine isn't going to keep putting up enough fight to slowly take its territory back.\nI guess if they were smart though they would've recognized the shit they were in back in March, declared Ukraine free of Nazis and fucked off back to Russia. The world probably would've let them keep Crimea at that point, honestly. Not formally but the way it's been the last 8 years.", ">\n\nYou cannot trust Russia. I repeat, you cannot trust Russia.", ">\n\nI guess the only way to end this war then is for Ukraine to annex Russian territory and then graciously give it back as a peace offering.", ">\n\nNot even a joke. The only way to win this war is to invade Russia, IMO.", ">\n\nThat will be the end of the world. MAD kind of sort of works", ">\n\nIf Ukraine invades Russia? Why?", ">\n\nRussia hasn’t used nukes because we haven’t used nukes, and vice versa. But if Russia is invaded and now has to go on the defensive, that might change.", ">\n\nSo if Ukraine had nukes it would be fair for them to use them on Russia now? \nI'm not talking about a US invasion, but Ukraine attacking Russian territory.", ">\n\nThe reason Ukraine has no nukes is because they signed them over to Russia in 1993 in exchange for security. It’s a moot point because Russia wouldn’t invade Ukraine if they had nukes. Again, MAD", ">\n\n\"Here are the three places I will not allow Scarlett Johansson to take me on a date.\"", ">\n\nSo they'll just accept more dead soldiers. Good idea.", ">\n\nRussia will never care about dead soldiers. They just see it as an annoyance because it's bad publicity.", ">\n\nTo a degree they'll consider it a good thing, since they're using it as an excuse to remove 'undesirables' from their population. Clearing out prisons and minorites and politically problematic people from their population. A lot of the people who would have the inclination and the resources to resist the regime used those resources to get the fuck out, and the ultra nationalist types who are counterintuitively the next largest internal threat are being fed into the meat grinder to their own cheers.\nIt's like, truly awful from a humanitarian perspective, and pretty fucking bad from a long term view for Russia, but if you're an old rich fuck at the top of the pyramid, there's a certain fucked up logic to it.", ">\n\nThose citizen soldiers are just meat for the grinder, the real concern is the loss of the professional soldier. One thing the US has been really good at is learning from military action. Russia now has minimal to no capability to do so.", ">\n\n1 - Putin dead\n2 - Lavrov dead\n3 - Get the fuck out of my Country and stay out.", ">\n\nYou forgot:\n4 - Reparations. \n5 - Reducing nuclear stockpile to 1 warhead." ]

[ "It's because of shit monkeys like this that the world can't have nice things. You know, nice things, like PEACE!!!", ">\n\nAll the money and time waisted on these stupid fights between people, while our planet is getting fucked, finite resources are depleting,...", ">\n\n\"The removal of troops from Ukraine is an unacceptable condition of peace.\"\nAnd that is how you know Russia has no plans for peace, when peace itself is labeled as an unacceptable condition of peace.", ">\n\nRussia: War IS peace. Weakness IS strength.", ">\n\n4+4=5!", ">\n\n3+3=3!", ">\n\n/r/unexpectedfactorial", ">\n\nNo that's the correct one 3+3=6 3!=6 therefore 3+3=3!", ">\n\nI didn't say it was wrong, I said it was unexpected.", ">\n\n\n\"Putting forward all sorts of ideas and 'formulas of peace,' Zelensky cherishes the illusion of achieving, with the help of the West, the withdrawal of our troops from the Russian territory of Donbas, Crimea, Zaporizhzhia and Kherson region, the payment of reparations by Russia, and the surrender of international tribunals and the like.\"\n\nYes, withdrawal from the UKRAINIAN territories you are illegally occupying should be step one for peace.", ">\n\nEvery negotiation involves both sides giving up something they don't want to. What exactly is left for Russia in this framework?\nEdit for downvoters (I think?): What is left for Russia to give up? Because they're indicating all of their gains inviolate.", ">\n\nSo in your mind, if a thief breaks into your home and gets caught, the criminal gets to negotiate to keep some of the things he has stolen? \nYou can fuck right off with that way of thinking. Russia are illegal occupier war criminals. They deserve none of their ill-gotten gains.", ">\n\nYou have misread what I wrote, which was in context of the article stating what Russia said. Nevertheless, I have edited for clarity.", ">\n\nI'm still not sure I understand your question?\nOf course, what they want Russia to give up is all the land they have illgally occupied. Return Ukraine to the 1991 borders.", ">\n\nAssume what Russia is saying in the article is offered in good faith. What exactly would their bargaining chip be in peace negotiations? Because their statement at face is essentially \"we keep all we have and maybe we stop bombing you, depending on how talks go\". That is a threat, not a negotiation.", ">\n\n\nAssume what Russia is saying in the article is offered in good faith. \n\nNo.", ">\n\nOK, then why are you here? Russia bad, I agree, but there's nothing to discuss relevant to this article in that regard.", ">\n\nIt's very simple:\nRussia gets the hell out of Ukraine, and returns Ukraine's borders to where they were in 1991. That's step 1 for any peace talks.\nNext, all Russian assets seized abroad will be given to the Ukrainian government for Ukraine to rebuild, and there is nothing Russia can say or do about it. That's step 2.\nStep 3, which is the hardest and unfortunately least likely to happen, is all the Russians guilty of war crimes stand trial in international court.\nIt's not rocket surgery. Russia doesn't get to negotiate. They have the terms dictacted TO them, not the other way around. That's what happens when you are losing.\nEDIT: Responding to the coward below who responded then instantly blocked me:\nIf Russia doesn't agree, then the war continues. Under no circumstances should Russia be allowed to keep any of Ukraine's land. If they are, all that does is create positive feedback and encourages them to do this again.\nRussia needs to learn, with no uncertainty, that all they managed to accomplish was getting 100k of their men killed, wrecked the economy, strengthened NATO, and turned most of the world against them.... All for nothing.\nRussia has zero leverage. They are losing, and will continue to lose. They can either lose Ukraine and another 100k of their men and countless vehicles, ammunitions, etc while their economy suffers, or they can cut their losses and end it now.", ">\n\nYou know Russia will never agree to this, right? Are you talking about the most ideal outcome for Ukraine or are you actually interested in peace short term?", ">\n\nRussia rejected peace talks. \nNow we can ignore their lies that Ukriane is refusing peace.", ">\n\nOr we could do the sensible thing and ignore all the Russian lies without waiting for anything, which means everything they say.", ">\n\nNo, its important to actively refute disinformation.", ">\n\nWhenever there is talk about a peace plan, I wish the first words out of Zelensky's mouth would be, \"We are a sovereign nation and ten months ago Russia INVADED us and is now targeting and killing innocent civilians. There is zero justification for their aggression. The only peace plan is to leave, give us back our people and pay to repair the damages.\" I hate the fact that some people even entertain any sort of appeasement towards Russia. This whole mess makes me sick in my stomach, but it could get worse if Russia profits from this somehow.", ">\n\nPeople are just scared of nukes that Russia will never fire.", ">\n\nLavrov isn't offering a peace plan, it's asking Ukraine to retreat from areas already re conquered by Ukraine from the invaders.\nMaybe someone should explain to him how War Balance works...", ">\n\nRussia's lies make much a lot more sense if you consider the only audience they're ever talking to is their own people. \nEven though it's complete nonsense, they have to make it look like they're the ones calling the shots and the war has strengthened their position, not weakened it.", ">\n\nBut it's still kicking the ball down the road by like... Months, at best. If they're going to talk tough to the domestic audience they better be pretty confident Ukraine isn't going to keep putting up enough fight to slowly take its territory back.\nI guess if they were smart though they would've recognized the shit they were in back in March, declared Ukraine free of Nazis and fucked off back to Russia. The world probably would've let them keep Crimea at that point, honestly. Not formally but the way it's been the last 8 years.", ">\n\nYou cannot trust Russia. I repeat, you cannot trust Russia.", ">\n\nI guess the only way to end this war then is for Ukraine to annex Russian territory and then graciously give it back as a peace offering.", ">\n\nNot even a joke. The only way to win this war is to invade Russia, IMO.", ">\n\nThat will be the end of the world. MAD kind of sort of works", ">\n\nIf Ukraine invades Russia? Why?", ">\n\nRussia hasn’t used nukes because we haven’t used nukes, and vice versa. But if Russia is invaded and now has to go on the defensive, that might change.", ">\n\nSo if Ukraine had nukes it would be fair for them to use them on Russia now? \nI'm not talking about a US invasion, but Ukraine attacking Russian territory.", ">\n\nThe reason Ukraine has no nukes is because they signed them over to Russia in 1993 in exchange for security. It’s a moot point because Russia wouldn’t invade Ukraine if they had nukes. Again, MAD", ">\n\n\"Here are the three places I will not allow Scarlett Johansson to take me on a date.\"", ">\n\nSo they'll just accept more dead soldiers. Good idea.", ">\n\nRussia will never care about dead soldiers. They just see it as an annoyance because it's bad publicity.", ">\n\nTo a degree they'll consider it a good thing, since they're using it as an excuse to remove 'undesirables' from their population. Clearing out prisons and minorites and politically problematic people from their population. A lot of the people who would have the inclination and the resources to resist the regime used those resources to get the fuck out, and the ultra nationalist types who are counterintuitively the next largest internal threat are being fed into the meat grinder to their own cheers.\nIt's like, truly awful from a humanitarian perspective, and pretty fucking bad from a long term view for Russia, but if you're an old rich fuck at the top of the pyramid, there's a certain fucked up logic to it.", ">\n\nThose citizen soldiers are just meat for the grinder, the real concern is the loss of the professional soldier. One thing the US has been really good at is learning from military action. Russia now has minimal to no capability to do so.", ">\n\n1 - Putin dead\n2 - Lavrov dead\n3 - Get the fuck out of my Country and stay out.", ">\n\nYou forgot:\n4 - Reparations. \n5 - Reducing nuclear stockpile to 1 warhead.", ">\n\n1 is too generous at this point. The regime needs to be dismantled completely." ]

[ "It's because of shit monkeys like this that the world can't have nice things. You know, nice things, like PEACE!!!", ">\n\nAll the money and time waisted on these stupid fights between people, while our planet is getting fucked, finite resources are depleting,...", ">\n\n\"The removal of troops from Ukraine is an unacceptable condition of peace.\"\nAnd that is how you know Russia has no plans for peace, when peace itself is labeled as an unacceptable condition of peace.", ">\n\nRussia: War IS peace. Weakness IS strength.", ">\n\n4+4=5!", ">\n\n3+3=3!", ">\n\n/r/unexpectedfactorial", ">\n\nNo that's the correct one 3+3=6 3!=6 therefore 3+3=3!", ">\n\nI didn't say it was wrong, I said it was unexpected.", ">\n\n\n\"Putting forward all sorts of ideas and 'formulas of peace,' Zelensky cherishes the illusion of achieving, with the help of the West, the withdrawal of our troops from the Russian territory of Donbas, Crimea, Zaporizhzhia and Kherson region, the payment of reparations by Russia, and the surrender of international tribunals and the like.\"\n\nYes, withdrawal from the UKRAINIAN territories you are illegally occupying should be step one for peace.", ">\n\nEvery negotiation involves both sides giving up something they don't want to. What exactly is left for Russia in this framework?\nEdit for downvoters (I think?): What is left for Russia to give up? Because they're indicating all of their gains inviolate.", ">\n\nSo in your mind, if a thief breaks into your home and gets caught, the criminal gets to negotiate to keep some of the things he has stolen? \nYou can fuck right off with that way of thinking. Russia are illegal occupier war criminals. They deserve none of their ill-gotten gains.", ">\n\nYou have misread what I wrote, which was in context of the article stating what Russia said. Nevertheless, I have edited for clarity.", ">\n\nI'm still not sure I understand your question?\nOf course, what they want Russia to give up is all the land they have illgally occupied. Return Ukraine to the 1991 borders.", ">\n\nAssume what Russia is saying in the article is offered in good faith. What exactly would their bargaining chip be in peace negotiations? Because their statement at face is essentially \"we keep all we have and maybe we stop bombing you, depending on how talks go\". That is a threat, not a negotiation.", ">\n\n\nAssume what Russia is saying in the article is offered in good faith. \n\nNo.", ">\n\nOK, then why are you here? Russia bad, I agree, but there's nothing to discuss relevant to this article in that regard.", ">\n\nIt's very simple:\nRussia gets the hell out of Ukraine, and returns Ukraine's borders to where they were in 1991. That's step 1 for any peace talks.\nNext, all Russian assets seized abroad will be given to the Ukrainian government for Ukraine to rebuild, and there is nothing Russia can say or do about it. That's step 2.\nStep 3, which is the hardest and unfortunately least likely to happen, is all the Russians guilty of war crimes stand trial in international court.\nIt's not rocket surgery. Russia doesn't get to negotiate. They have the terms dictacted TO them, not the other way around. That's what happens when you are losing.\nEDIT: Responding to the coward below who responded then instantly blocked me:\nIf Russia doesn't agree, then the war continues. Under no circumstances should Russia be allowed to keep any of Ukraine's land. If they are, all that does is create positive feedback and encourages them to do this again.\nRussia needs to learn, with no uncertainty, that all they managed to accomplish was getting 100k of their men killed, wrecked the economy, strengthened NATO, and turned most of the world against them.... All for nothing.\nRussia has zero leverage. They are losing, and will continue to lose. They can either lose Ukraine and another 100k of their men and countless vehicles, ammunitions, etc while their economy suffers, or they can cut their losses and end it now.", ">\n\nYou know Russia will never agree to this, right? Are you talking about the most ideal outcome for Ukraine or are you actually interested in peace short term?", ">\n\nRussia rejected peace talks. \nNow we can ignore their lies that Ukriane is refusing peace.", ">\n\nOr we could do the sensible thing and ignore all the Russian lies without waiting for anything, which means everything they say.", ">\n\nNo, its important to actively refute disinformation.", ">\n\nWhenever there is talk about a peace plan, I wish the first words out of Zelensky's mouth would be, \"We are a sovereign nation and ten months ago Russia INVADED us and is now targeting and killing innocent civilians. There is zero justification for their aggression. The only peace plan is to leave, give us back our people and pay to repair the damages.\" I hate the fact that some people even entertain any sort of appeasement towards Russia. This whole mess makes me sick in my stomach, but it could get worse if Russia profits from this somehow.", ">\n\nPeople are just scared of nukes that Russia will never fire.", ">\n\nLavrov isn't offering a peace plan, it's asking Ukraine to retreat from areas already re conquered by Ukraine from the invaders.\nMaybe someone should explain to him how War Balance works...", ">\n\nRussia's lies make much a lot more sense if you consider the only audience they're ever talking to is their own people. \nEven though it's complete nonsense, they have to make it look like they're the ones calling the shots and the war has strengthened their position, not weakened it.", ">\n\nBut it's still kicking the ball down the road by like... Months, at best. If they're going to talk tough to the domestic audience they better be pretty confident Ukraine isn't going to keep putting up enough fight to slowly take its territory back.\nI guess if they were smart though they would've recognized the shit they were in back in March, declared Ukraine free of Nazis and fucked off back to Russia. The world probably would've let them keep Crimea at that point, honestly. Not formally but the way it's been the last 8 years.", ">\n\nYou cannot trust Russia. I repeat, you cannot trust Russia.", ">\n\nI guess the only way to end this war then is for Ukraine to annex Russian territory and then graciously give it back as a peace offering.", ">\n\nNot even a joke. The only way to win this war is to invade Russia, IMO.", ">\n\nThat will be the end of the world. MAD kind of sort of works", ">\n\nIf Ukraine invades Russia? Why?", ">\n\nRussia hasn’t used nukes because we haven’t used nukes, and vice versa. But if Russia is invaded and now has to go on the defensive, that might change.", ">\n\nSo if Ukraine had nukes it would be fair for them to use them on Russia now? \nI'm not talking about a US invasion, but Ukraine attacking Russian territory.", ">\n\nThe reason Ukraine has no nukes is because they signed them over to Russia in 1993 in exchange for security. It’s a moot point because Russia wouldn’t invade Ukraine if they had nukes. Again, MAD", ">\n\n\"Here are the three places I will not allow Scarlett Johansson to take me on a date.\"", ">\n\nSo they'll just accept more dead soldiers. Good idea.", ">\n\nRussia will never care about dead soldiers. They just see it as an annoyance because it's bad publicity.", ">\n\nTo a degree they'll consider it a good thing, since they're using it as an excuse to remove 'undesirables' from their population. Clearing out prisons and minorites and politically problematic people from their population. A lot of the people who would have the inclination and the resources to resist the regime used those resources to get the fuck out, and the ultra nationalist types who are counterintuitively the next largest internal threat are being fed into the meat grinder to their own cheers.\nIt's like, truly awful from a humanitarian perspective, and pretty fucking bad from a long term view for Russia, but if you're an old rich fuck at the top of the pyramid, there's a certain fucked up logic to it.", ">\n\nThose citizen soldiers are just meat for the grinder, the real concern is the loss of the professional soldier. One thing the US has been really good at is learning from military action. Russia now has minimal to no capability to do so.", ">\n\n1 - Putin dead\n2 - Lavrov dead\n3 - Get the fuck out of my Country and stay out.", ">\n\nYou forgot:\n4 - Reparations. \n5 - Reducing nuclear stockpile to 1 warhead.", ">\n\n1 is too generous at this point. The regime needs to be dismantled completely.", ">\n\nThey can keep one and have to store it on the Red Square." ]

[ "It's because of shit monkeys like this that the world can't have nice things. You know, nice things, like PEACE!!!", ">\n\nAll the money and time waisted on these stupid fights between people, while our planet is getting fucked, finite resources are depleting,...", ">\n\n\"The removal of troops from Ukraine is an unacceptable condition of peace.\"\nAnd that is how you know Russia has no plans for peace, when peace itself is labeled as an unacceptable condition of peace.", ">\n\nRussia: War IS peace. Weakness IS strength.", ">\n\n4+4=5!", ">\n\n3+3=3!", ">\n\n/r/unexpectedfactorial", ">\n\nNo that's the correct one 3+3=6 3!=6 therefore 3+3=3!", ">\n\nI didn't say it was wrong, I said it was unexpected.", ">\n\n\n\"Putting forward all sorts of ideas and 'formulas of peace,' Zelensky cherishes the illusion of achieving, with the help of the West, the withdrawal of our troops from the Russian territory of Donbas, Crimea, Zaporizhzhia and Kherson region, the payment of reparations by Russia, and the surrender of international tribunals and the like.\"\n\nYes, withdrawal from the UKRAINIAN territories you are illegally occupying should be step one for peace.", ">\n\nEvery negotiation involves both sides giving up something they don't want to. What exactly is left for Russia in this framework?\nEdit for downvoters (I think?): What is left for Russia to give up? Because they're indicating all of their gains inviolate.", ">\n\nSo in your mind, if a thief breaks into your home and gets caught, the criminal gets to negotiate to keep some of the things he has stolen? \nYou can fuck right off with that way of thinking. Russia are illegal occupier war criminals. They deserve none of their ill-gotten gains.", ">\n\nYou have misread what I wrote, which was in context of the article stating what Russia said. Nevertheless, I have edited for clarity.", ">\n\nI'm still not sure I understand your question?\nOf course, what they want Russia to give up is all the land they have illgally occupied. Return Ukraine to the 1991 borders.", ">\n\nAssume what Russia is saying in the article is offered in good faith. What exactly would their bargaining chip be in peace negotiations? Because their statement at face is essentially \"we keep all we have and maybe we stop bombing you, depending on how talks go\". That is a threat, not a negotiation.", ">\n\n\nAssume what Russia is saying in the article is offered in good faith. \n\nNo.", ">\n\nOK, then why are you here? Russia bad, I agree, but there's nothing to discuss relevant to this article in that regard.", ">\n\nIt's very simple:\nRussia gets the hell out of Ukraine, and returns Ukraine's borders to where they were in 1991. That's step 1 for any peace talks.\nNext, all Russian assets seized abroad will be given to the Ukrainian government for Ukraine to rebuild, and there is nothing Russia can say or do about it. That's step 2.\nStep 3, which is the hardest and unfortunately least likely to happen, is all the Russians guilty of war crimes stand trial in international court.\nIt's not rocket surgery. Russia doesn't get to negotiate. They have the terms dictacted TO them, not the other way around. That's what happens when you are losing.\nEDIT: Responding to the coward below who responded then instantly blocked me:\nIf Russia doesn't agree, then the war continues. Under no circumstances should Russia be allowed to keep any of Ukraine's land. If they are, all that does is create positive feedback and encourages them to do this again.\nRussia needs to learn, with no uncertainty, that all they managed to accomplish was getting 100k of their men killed, wrecked the economy, strengthened NATO, and turned most of the world against them.... All for nothing.\nRussia has zero leverage. They are losing, and will continue to lose. They can either lose Ukraine and another 100k of their men and countless vehicles, ammunitions, etc while their economy suffers, or they can cut their losses and end it now.", ">\n\nYou know Russia will never agree to this, right? Are you talking about the most ideal outcome for Ukraine or are you actually interested in peace short term?", ">\n\nRussia rejected peace talks. \nNow we can ignore their lies that Ukriane is refusing peace.", ">\n\nOr we could do the sensible thing and ignore all the Russian lies without waiting for anything, which means everything they say.", ">\n\nNo, its important to actively refute disinformation.", ">\n\nWhenever there is talk about a peace plan, I wish the first words out of Zelensky's mouth would be, \"We are a sovereign nation and ten months ago Russia INVADED us and is now targeting and killing innocent civilians. There is zero justification for their aggression. The only peace plan is to leave, give us back our people and pay to repair the damages.\" I hate the fact that some people even entertain any sort of appeasement towards Russia. This whole mess makes me sick in my stomach, but it could get worse if Russia profits from this somehow.", ">\n\nPeople are just scared of nukes that Russia will never fire.", ">\n\nLavrov isn't offering a peace plan, it's asking Ukraine to retreat from areas already re conquered by Ukraine from the invaders.\nMaybe someone should explain to him how War Balance works...", ">\n\nRussia's lies make much a lot more sense if you consider the only audience they're ever talking to is their own people. \nEven though it's complete nonsense, they have to make it look like they're the ones calling the shots and the war has strengthened their position, not weakened it.", ">\n\nBut it's still kicking the ball down the road by like... Months, at best. If they're going to talk tough to the domestic audience they better be pretty confident Ukraine isn't going to keep putting up enough fight to slowly take its territory back.\nI guess if they were smart though they would've recognized the shit they were in back in March, declared Ukraine free of Nazis and fucked off back to Russia. The world probably would've let them keep Crimea at that point, honestly. Not formally but the way it's been the last 8 years.", ">\n\nYou cannot trust Russia. I repeat, you cannot trust Russia.", ">\n\nI guess the only way to end this war then is for Ukraine to annex Russian territory and then graciously give it back as a peace offering.", ">\n\nNot even a joke. The only way to win this war is to invade Russia, IMO.", ">\n\nThat will be the end of the world. MAD kind of sort of works", ">\n\nIf Ukraine invades Russia? Why?", ">\n\nRussia hasn’t used nukes because we haven’t used nukes, and vice versa. But if Russia is invaded and now has to go on the defensive, that might change.", ">\n\nSo if Ukraine had nukes it would be fair for them to use them on Russia now? \nI'm not talking about a US invasion, but Ukraine attacking Russian territory.", ">\n\nThe reason Ukraine has no nukes is because they signed them over to Russia in 1993 in exchange for security. It’s a moot point because Russia wouldn’t invade Ukraine if they had nukes. Again, MAD", ">\n\n\"Here are the three places I will not allow Scarlett Johansson to take me on a date.\"", ">\n\nSo they'll just accept more dead soldiers. Good idea.", ">\n\nRussia will never care about dead soldiers. They just see it as an annoyance because it's bad publicity.", ">\n\nTo a degree they'll consider it a good thing, since they're using it as an excuse to remove 'undesirables' from their population. Clearing out prisons and minorites and politically problematic people from their population. A lot of the people who would have the inclination and the resources to resist the regime used those resources to get the fuck out, and the ultra nationalist types who are counterintuitively the next largest internal threat are being fed into the meat grinder to their own cheers.\nIt's like, truly awful from a humanitarian perspective, and pretty fucking bad from a long term view for Russia, but if you're an old rich fuck at the top of the pyramid, there's a certain fucked up logic to it.", ">\n\nThose citizen soldiers are just meat for the grinder, the real concern is the loss of the professional soldier. One thing the US has been really good at is learning from military action. Russia now has minimal to no capability to do so.", ">\n\n1 - Putin dead\n2 - Lavrov dead\n3 - Get the fuck out of my Country and stay out.", ">\n\nYou forgot:\n4 - Reparations. \n5 - Reducing nuclear stockpile to 1 warhead.", ">\n\n1 is too generous at this point. The regime needs to be dismantled completely.", ">\n\nThey can keep one and have to store it on the Red Square.", ">\n\nThey have to shove it up Lenin's mummified corpse" ]

[ "It's because of shit monkeys like this that the world can't have nice things. You know, nice things, like PEACE!!!", ">\n\nAll the money and time waisted on these stupid fights between people, while our planet is getting fucked, finite resources are depleting,...", ">\n\n\"The removal of troops from Ukraine is an unacceptable condition of peace.\"\nAnd that is how you know Russia has no plans for peace, when peace itself is labeled as an unacceptable condition of peace.", ">\n\nRussia: War IS peace. Weakness IS strength.", ">\n\n4+4=5!", ">\n\n3+3=3!", ">\n\n/r/unexpectedfactorial", ">\n\nNo that's the correct one 3+3=6 3!=6 therefore 3+3=3!", ">\n\nI didn't say it was wrong, I said it was unexpected.", ">\n\n\n\"Putting forward all sorts of ideas and 'formulas of peace,' Zelensky cherishes the illusion of achieving, with the help of the West, the withdrawal of our troops from the Russian territory of Donbas, Crimea, Zaporizhzhia and Kherson region, the payment of reparations by Russia, and the surrender of international tribunals and the like.\"\n\nYes, withdrawal from the UKRAINIAN territories you are illegally occupying should be step one for peace.", ">\n\nEvery negotiation involves both sides giving up something they don't want to. What exactly is left for Russia in this framework?\nEdit for downvoters (I think?): What is left for Russia to give up? Because they're indicating all of their gains inviolate.", ">\n\nSo in your mind, if a thief breaks into your home and gets caught, the criminal gets to negotiate to keep some of the things he has stolen? \nYou can fuck right off with that way of thinking. Russia are illegal occupier war criminals. They deserve none of their ill-gotten gains.", ">\n\nYou have misread what I wrote, which was in context of the article stating what Russia said. Nevertheless, I have edited for clarity.", ">\n\nI'm still not sure I understand your question?\nOf course, what they want Russia to give up is all the land they have illgally occupied. Return Ukraine to the 1991 borders.", ">\n\nAssume what Russia is saying in the article is offered in good faith. What exactly would their bargaining chip be in peace negotiations? Because their statement at face is essentially \"we keep all we have and maybe we stop bombing you, depending on how talks go\". That is a threat, not a negotiation.", ">\n\n\nAssume what Russia is saying in the article is offered in good faith. \n\nNo.", ">\n\nOK, then why are you here? Russia bad, I agree, but there's nothing to discuss relevant to this article in that regard.", ">\n\nIt's very simple:\nRussia gets the hell out of Ukraine, and returns Ukraine's borders to where they were in 1991. That's step 1 for any peace talks.\nNext, all Russian assets seized abroad will be given to the Ukrainian government for Ukraine to rebuild, and there is nothing Russia can say or do about it. That's step 2.\nStep 3, which is the hardest and unfortunately least likely to happen, is all the Russians guilty of war crimes stand trial in international court.\nIt's not rocket surgery. Russia doesn't get to negotiate. They have the terms dictacted TO them, not the other way around. That's what happens when you are losing.\nEDIT: Responding to the coward below who responded then instantly blocked me:\nIf Russia doesn't agree, then the war continues. Under no circumstances should Russia be allowed to keep any of Ukraine's land. If they are, all that does is create positive feedback and encourages them to do this again.\nRussia needs to learn, with no uncertainty, that all they managed to accomplish was getting 100k of their men killed, wrecked the economy, strengthened NATO, and turned most of the world against them.... All for nothing.\nRussia has zero leverage. They are losing, and will continue to lose. They can either lose Ukraine and another 100k of their men and countless vehicles, ammunitions, etc while their economy suffers, or they can cut their losses and end it now.", ">\n\nYou know Russia will never agree to this, right? Are you talking about the most ideal outcome for Ukraine or are you actually interested in peace short term?", ">\n\nRussia rejected peace talks. \nNow we can ignore their lies that Ukriane is refusing peace.", ">\n\nOr we could do the sensible thing and ignore all the Russian lies without waiting for anything, which means everything they say.", ">\n\nNo, its important to actively refute disinformation.", ">\n\nWhenever there is talk about a peace plan, I wish the first words out of Zelensky's mouth would be, \"We are a sovereign nation and ten months ago Russia INVADED us and is now targeting and killing innocent civilians. There is zero justification for their aggression. The only peace plan is to leave, give us back our people and pay to repair the damages.\" I hate the fact that some people even entertain any sort of appeasement towards Russia. This whole mess makes me sick in my stomach, but it could get worse if Russia profits from this somehow.", ">\n\nPeople are just scared of nukes that Russia will never fire.", ">\n\nLavrov isn't offering a peace plan, it's asking Ukraine to retreat from areas already re conquered by Ukraine from the invaders.\nMaybe someone should explain to him how War Balance works...", ">\n\nRussia's lies make much a lot more sense if you consider the only audience they're ever talking to is their own people. \nEven though it's complete nonsense, they have to make it look like they're the ones calling the shots and the war has strengthened their position, not weakened it.", ">\n\nBut it's still kicking the ball down the road by like... Months, at best. If they're going to talk tough to the domestic audience they better be pretty confident Ukraine isn't going to keep putting up enough fight to slowly take its territory back.\nI guess if they were smart though they would've recognized the shit they were in back in March, declared Ukraine free of Nazis and fucked off back to Russia. The world probably would've let them keep Crimea at that point, honestly. Not formally but the way it's been the last 8 years.", ">\n\nYou cannot trust Russia. I repeat, you cannot trust Russia.", ">\n\nI guess the only way to end this war then is for Ukraine to annex Russian territory and then graciously give it back as a peace offering.", ">\n\nNot even a joke. The only way to win this war is to invade Russia, IMO.", ">\n\nThat will be the end of the world. MAD kind of sort of works", ">\n\nIf Ukraine invades Russia? Why?", ">\n\nRussia hasn’t used nukes because we haven’t used nukes, and vice versa. But if Russia is invaded and now has to go on the defensive, that might change.", ">\n\nSo if Ukraine had nukes it would be fair for them to use them on Russia now? \nI'm not talking about a US invasion, but Ukraine attacking Russian territory.", ">\n\nThe reason Ukraine has no nukes is because they signed them over to Russia in 1993 in exchange for security. It’s a moot point because Russia wouldn’t invade Ukraine if they had nukes. Again, MAD", ">\n\n\"Here are the three places I will not allow Scarlett Johansson to take me on a date.\"", ">\n\nSo they'll just accept more dead soldiers. Good idea.", ">\n\nRussia will never care about dead soldiers. They just see it as an annoyance because it's bad publicity.", ">\n\nTo a degree they'll consider it a good thing, since they're using it as an excuse to remove 'undesirables' from their population. Clearing out prisons and minorites and politically problematic people from their population. A lot of the people who would have the inclination and the resources to resist the regime used those resources to get the fuck out, and the ultra nationalist types who are counterintuitively the next largest internal threat are being fed into the meat grinder to their own cheers.\nIt's like, truly awful from a humanitarian perspective, and pretty fucking bad from a long term view for Russia, but if you're an old rich fuck at the top of the pyramid, there's a certain fucked up logic to it.", ">\n\nThose citizen soldiers are just meat for the grinder, the real concern is the loss of the professional soldier. One thing the US has been really good at is learning from military action. Russia now has minimal to no capability to do so.", ">\n\n1 - Putin dead\n2 - Lavrov dead\n3 - Get the fuck out of my Country and stay out.", ">\n\nYou forgot:\n4 - Reparations. \n5 - Reducing nuclear stockpile to 1 warhead.", ">\n\n1 is too generous at this point. The regime needs to be dismantled completely.", ">\n\nThey can keep one and have to store it on the Red Square.", ">\n\nThey have to shove it up Lenin's mummified corpse", ">\n\nThis is the best tl;dr I could make, original reduced by 84%. (I'm a bot)\n\n\nRussian Foreign Minister Sergey Lavrov on Thursday rejected Ukrainian President Volodymyr Zelensky's \"Peace formula\" as a basis for talks, outlining three conditions that Moscow will not accept.\nThe peace formula would \"Save thousands of lives,\" Zelensky said.\nRussia has asserted that Ukraine must accept the September annexation of four of its regions-Luhansk, Donetsk, Kherson and Zaporizhzhia-following sham referendums called by Russian President Vladimir Putin.\n\n\nExtended Summary | FAQ | Feedback | Top keywords: Russian^#1 Peace^#2 Zelensky^#3 world^#4 formula^#5" ]

[ "It's because of shit monkeys like this that the world can't have nice things. You know, nice things, like PEACE!!!", ">\n\nAll the money and time waisted on these stupid fights between people, while our planet is getting fucked, finite resources are depleting,...", ">\n\n\"The removal of troops from Ukraine is an unacceptable condition of peace.\"\nAnd that is how you know Russia has no plans for peace, when peace itself is labeled as an unacceptable condition of peace.", ">\n\nRussia: War IS peace. Weakness IS strength.", ">\n\n4+4=5!", ">\n\n3+3=3!", ">\n\n/r/unexpectedfactorial", ">\n\nNo that's the correct one 3+3=6 3!=6 therefore 3+3=3!", ">\n\nI didn't say it was wrong, I said it was unexpected.", ">\n\n\n\"Putting forward all sorts of ideas and 'formulas of peace,' Zelensky cherishes the illusion of achieving, with the help of the West, the withdrawal of our troops from the Russian territory of Donbas, Crimea, Zaporizhzhia and Kherson region, the payment of reparations by Russia, and the surrender of international tribunals and the like.\"\n\nYes, withdrawal from the UKRAINIAN territories you are illegally occupying should be step one for peace.", ">\n\nEvery negotiation involves both sides giving up something they don't want to. What exactly is left for Russia in this framework?\nEdit for downvoters (I think?): What is left for Russia to give up? Because they're indicating all of their gains inviolate.", ">\n\nSo in your mind, if a thief breaks into your home and gets caught, the criminal gets to negotiate to keep some of the things he has stolen? \nYou can fuck right off with that way of thinking. Russia are illegal occupier war criminals. They deserve none of their ill-gotten gains.", ">\n\nYou have misread what I wrote, which was in context of the article stating what Russia said. Nevertheless, I have edited for clarity.", ">\n\nI'm still not sure I understand your question?\nOf course, what they want Russia to give up is all the land they have illgally occupied. Return Ukraine to the 1991 borders.", ">\n\nAssume what Russia is saying in the article is offered in good faith. What exactly would their bargaining chip be in peace negotiations? Because their statement at face is essentially \"we keep all we have and maybe we stop bombing you, depending on how talks go\". That is a threat, not a negotiation.", ">\n\n\nAssume what Russia is saying in the article is offered in good faith. \n\nNo.", ">\n\nOK, then why are you here? Russia bad, I agree, but there's nothing to discuss relevant to this article in that regard.", ">\n\nIt's very simple:\nRussia gets the hell out of Ukraine, and returns Ukraine's borders to where they were in 1991. That's step 1 for any peace talks.\nNext, all Russian assets seized abroad will be given to the Ukrainian government for Ukraine to rebuild, and there is nothing Russia can say or do about it. That's step 2.\nStep 3, which is the hardest and unfortunately least likely to happen, is all the Russians guilty of war crimes stand trial in international court.\nIt's not rocket surgery. Russia doesn't get to negotiate. They have the terms dictacted TO them, not the other way around. That's what happens when you are losing.\nEDIT: Responding to the coward below who responded then instantly blocked me:\nIf Russia doesn't agree, then the war continues. Under no circumstances should Russia be allowed to keep any of Ukraine's land. If they are, all that does is create positive feedback and encourages them to do this again.\nRussia needs to learn, with no uncertainty, that all they managed to accomplish was getting 100k of their men killed, wrecked the economy, strengthened NATO, and turned most of the world against them.... All for nothing.\nRussia has zero leverage. They are losing, and will continue to lose. They can either lose Ukraine and another 100k of their men and countless vehicles, ammunitions, etc while their economy suffers, or they can cut their losses and end it now.", ">\n\nYou know Russia will never agree to this, right? Are you talking about the most ideal outcome for Ukraine or are you actually interested in peace short term?", ">\n\nRussia rejected peace talks. \nNow we can ignore their lies that Ukriane is refusing peace.", ">\n\nOr we could do the sensible thing and ignore all the Russian lies without waiting for anything, which means everything they say.", ">\n\nNo, its important to actively refute disinformation.", ">\n\nWhenever there is talk about a peace plan, I wish the first words out of Zelensky's mouth would be, \"We are a sovereign nation and ten months ago Russia INVADED us and is now targeting and killing innocent civilians. There is zero justification for their aggression. The only peace plan is to leave, give us back our people and pay to repair the damages.\" I hate the fact that some people even entertain any sort of appeasement towards Russia. This whole mess makes me sick in my stomach, but it could get worse if Russia profits from this somehow.", ">\n\nPeople are just scared of nukes that Russia will never fire.", ">\n\nLavrov isn't offering a peace plan, it's asking Ukraine to retreat from areas already re conquered by Ukraine from the invaders.\nMaybe someone should explain to him how War Balance works...", ">\n\nRussia's lies make much a lot more sense if you consider the only audience they're ever talking to is their own people. \nEven though it's complete nonsense, they have to make it look like they're the ones calling the shots and the war has strengthened their position, not weakened it.", ">\n\nBut it's still kicking the ball down the road by like... Months, at best. If they're going to talk tough to the domestic audience they better be pretty confident Ukraine isn't going to keep putting up enough fight to slowly take its territory back.\nI guess if they were smart though they would've recognized the shit they were in back in March, declared Ukraine free of Nazis and fucked off back to Russia. The world probably would've let them keep Crimea at that point, honestly. Not formally but the way it's been the last 8 years.", ">\n\nYou cannot trust Russia. I repeat, you cannot trust Russia.", ">\n\nI guess the only way to end this war then is for Ukraine to annex Russian territory and then graciously give it back as a peace offering.", ">\n\nNot even a joke. The only way to win this war is to invade Russia, IMO.", ">\n\nThat will be the end of the world. MAD kind of sort of works", ">\n\nIf Ukraine invades Russia? Why?", ">\n\nRussia hasn’t used nukes because we haven’t used nukes, and vice versa. But if Russia is invaded and now has to go on the defensive, that might change.", ">\n\nSo if Ukraine had nukes it would be fair for them to use them on Russia now? \nI'm not talking about a US invasion, but Ukraine attacking Russian territory.", ">\n\nThe reason Ukraine has no nukes is because they signed them over to Russia in 1993 in exchange for security. It’s a moot point because Russia wouldn’t invade Ukraine if they had nukes. Again, MAD", ">\n\n\"Here are the three places I will not allow Scarlett Johansson to take me on a date.\"", ">\n\nSo they'll just accept more dead soldiers. Good idea.", ">\n\nRussia will never care about dead soldiers. They just see it as an annoyance because it's bad publicity.", ">\n\nTo a degree they'll consider it a good thing, since they're using it as an excuse to remove 'undesirables' from their population. Clearing out prisons and minorites and politically problematic people from their population. A lot of the people who would have the inclination and the resources to resist the regime used those resources to get the fuck out, and the ultra nationalist types who are counterintuitively the next largest internal threat are being fed into the meat grinder to their own cheers.\nIt's like, truly awful from a humanitarian perspective, and pretty fucking bad from a long term view for Russia, but if you're an old rich fuck at the top of the pyramid, there's a certain fucked up logic to it.", ">\n\nThose citizen soldiers are just meat for the grinder, the real concern is the loss of the professional soldier. One thing the US has been really good at is learning from military action. Russia now has minimal to no capability to do so.", ">\n\n1 - Putin dead\n2 - Lavrov dead\n3 - Get the fuck out of my Country and stay out.", ">\n\nYou forgot:\n4 - Reparations. \n5 - Reducing nuclear stockpile to 1 warhead.", ">\n\n1 is too generous at this point. The regime needs to be dismantled completely.", ">\n\nThey can keep one and have to store it on the Red Square.", ">\n\nThey have to shove it up Lenin's mummified corpse", ">\n\nThis is the best tl;dr I could make, original reduced by 84%. (I'm a bot)\n\n\nRussian Foreign Minister Sergey Lavrov on Thursday rejected Ukrainian President Volodymyr Zelensky's \"Peace formula\" as a basis for talks, outlining three conditions that Moscow will not accept.\nThe peace formula would \"Save thousands of lives,\" Zelensky said.\nRussia has asserted that Ukraine must accept the September annexation of four of its regions-Luhansk, Donetsk, Kherson and Zaporizhzhia-following sham referendums called by Russian President Vladimir Putin.\n\n\nExtended Summary | FAQ | Feedback | Top keywords: Russian^#1 Peace^#2 Zelensky^#3 world^#4 formula^#5", ">\n\nLast I checked, if you're getting your ass handed to you, you don't set the conditions of peace." ]

[ "It's because of shit monkeys like this that the world can't have nice things. You know, nice things, like PEACE!!!", ">\n\nAll the money and time waisted on these stupid fights between people, while our planet is getting fucked, finite resources are depleting,...", ">\n\n\"The removal of troops from Ukraine is an unacceptable condition of peace.\"\nAnd that is how you know Russia has no plans for peace, when peace itself is labeled as an unacceptable condition of peace.", ">\n\nRussia: War IS peace. Weakness IS strength.", ">\n\n4+4=5!", ">\n\n3+3=3!", ">\n\n/r/unexpectedfactorial", ">\n\nNo that's the correct one 3+3=6 3!=6 therefore 3+3=3!", ">\n\nI didn't say it was wrong, I said it was unexpected.", ">\n\n\n\"Putting forward all sorts of ideas and 'formulas of peace,' Zelensky cherishes the illusion of achieving, with the help of the West, the withdrawal of our troops from the Russian territory of Donbas, Crimea, Zaporizhzhia and Kherson region, the payment of reparations by Russia, and the surrender of international tribunals and the like.\"\n\nYes, withdrawal from the UKRAINIAN territories you are illegally occupying should be step one for peace.", ">\n\nEvery negotiation involves both sides giving up something they don't want to. What exactly is left for Russia in this framework?\nEdit for downvoters (I think?): What is left for Russia to give up? Because they're indicating all of their gains inviolate.", ">\n\nSo in your mind, if a thief breaks into your home and gets caught, the criminal gets to negotiate to keep some of the things he has stolen? \nYou can fuck right off with that way of thinking. Russia are illegal occupier war criminals. They deserve none of their ill-gotten gains.", ">\n\nYou have misread what I wrote, which was in context of the article stating what Russia said. Nevertheless, I have edited for clarity.", ">\n\nI'm still not sure I understand your question?\nOf course, what they want Russia to give up is all the land they have illgally occupied. Return Ukraine to the 1991 borders.", ">\n\nAssume what Russia is saying in the article is offered in good faith. What exactly would their bargaining chip be in peace negotiations? Because their statement at face is essentially \"we keep all we have and maybe we stop bombing you, depending on how talks go\". That is a threat, not a negotiation.", ">\n\n\nAssume what Russia is saying in the article is offered in good faith. \n\nNo.", ">\n\nOK, then why are you here? Russia bad, I agree, but there's nothing to discuss relevant to this article in that regard.", ">\n\nIt's very simple:\nRussia gets the hell out of Ukraine, and returns Ukraine's borders to where they were in 1991. That's step 1 for any peace talks.\nNext, all Russian assets seized abroad will be given to the Ukrainian government for Ukraine to rebuild, and there is nothing Russia can say or do about it. That's step 2.\nStep 3, which is the hardest and unfortunately least likely to happen, is all the Russians guilty of war crimes stand trial in international court.\nIt's not rocket surgery. Russia doesn't get to negotiate. They have the terms dictacted TO them, not the other way around. That's what happens when you are losing.\nEDIT: Responding to the coward below who responded then instantly blocked me:\nIf Russia doesn't agree, then the war continues. Under no circumstances should Russia be allowed to keep any of Ukraine's land. If they are, all that does is create positive feedback and encourages them to do this again.\nRussia needs to learn, with no uncertainty, that all they managed to accomplish was getting 100k of their men killed, wrecked the economy, strengthened NATO, and turned most of the world against them.... All for nothing.\nRussia has zero leverage. They are losing, and will continue to lose. They can either lose Ukraine and another 100k of their men and countless vehicles, ammunitions, etc while their economy suffers, or they can cut their losses and end it now.", ">\n\nYou know Russia will never agree to this, right? Are you talking about the most ideal outcome for Ukraine or are you actually interested in peace short term?", ">\n\nRussia rejected peace talks. \nNow we can ignore their lies that Ukriane is refusing peace.", ">\n\nOr we could do the sensible thing and ignore all the Russian lies without waiting for anything, which means everything they say.", ">\n\nNo, its important to actively refute disinformation.", ">\n\nWhenever there is talk about a peace plan, I wish the first words out of Zelensky's mouth would be, \"We are a sovereign nation and ten months ago Russia INVADED us and is now targeting and killing innocent civilians. There is zero justification for their aggression. The only peace plan is to leave, give us back our people and pay to repair the damages.\" I hate the fact that some people even entertain any sort of appeasement towards Russia. This whole mess makes me sick in my stomach, but it could get worse if Russia profits from this somehow.", ">\n\nPeople are just scared of nukes that Russia will never fire.", ">\n\nLavrov isn't offering a peace plan, it's asking Ukraine to retreat from areas already re conquered by Ukraine from the invaders.\nMaybe someone should explain to him how War Balance works...", ">\n\nRussia's lies make much a lot more sense if you consider the only audience they're ever talking to is their own people. \nEven though it's complete nonsense, they have to make it look like they're the ones calling the shots and the war has strengthened their position, not weakened it.", ">\n\nBut it's still kicking the ball down the road by like... Months, at best. If they're going to talk tough to the domestic audience they better be pretty confident Ukraine isn't going to keep putting up enough fight to slowly take its territory back.\nI guess if they were smart though they would've recognized the shit they were in back in March, declared Ukraine free of Nazis and fucked off back to Russia. The world probably would've let them keep Crimea at that point, honestly. Not formally but the way it's been the last 8 years.", ">\n\nYou cannot trust Russia. I repeat, you cannot trust Russia.", ">\n\nI guess the only way to end this war then is for Ukraine to annex Russian territory and then graciously give it back as a peace offering.", ">\n\nNot even a joke. The only way to win this war is to invade Russia, IMO.", ">\n\nThat will be the end of the world. MAD kind of sort of works", ">\n\nIf Ukraine invades Russia? Why?", ">\n\nRussia hasn’t used nukes because we haven’t used nukes, and vice versa. But if Russia is invaded and now has to go on the defensive, that might change.", ">\n\nSo if Ukraine had nukes it would be fair for them to use them on Russia now? \nI'm not talking about a US invasion, but Ukraine attacking Russian territory.", ">\n\nThe reason Ukraine has no nukes is because they signed them over to Russia in 1993 in exchange for security. It’s a moot point because Russia wouldn’t invade Ukraine if they had nukes. Again, MAD", ">\n\n\"Here are the three places I will not allow Scarlett Johansson to take me on a date.\"", ">\n\nSo they'll just accept more dead soldiers. Good idea.", ">\n\nRussia will never care about dead soldiers. They just see it as an annoyance because it's bad publicity.", ">\n\nTo a degree they'll consider it a good thing, since they're using it as an excuse to remove 'undesirables' from their population. Clearing out prisons and minorites and politically problematic people from their population. A lot of the people who would have the inclination and the resources to resist the regime used those resources to get the fuck out, and the ultra nationalist types who are counterintuitively the next largest internal threat are being fed into the meat grinder to their own cheers.\nIt's like, truly awful from a humanitarian perspective, and pretty fucking bad from a long term view for Russia, but if you're an old rich fuck at the top of the pyramid, there's a certain fucked up logic to it.", ">\n\nThose citizen soldiers are just meat for the grinder, the real concern is the loss of the professional soldier. One thing the US has been really good at is learning from military action. Russia now has minimal to no capability to do so.", ">\n\n1 - Putin dead\n2 - Lavrov dead\n3 - Get the fuck out of my Country and stay out.", ">\n\nYou forgot:\n4 - Reparations. \n5 - Reducing nuclear stockpile to 1 warhead.", ">\n\n1 is too generous at this point. The regime needs to be dismantled completely.", ">\n\nThey can keep one and have to store it on the Red Square.", ">\n\nThey have to shove it up Lenin's mummified corpse", ">\n\nThis is the best tl;dr I could make, original reduced by 84%. (I'm a bot)\n\n\nRussian Foreign Minister Sergey Lavrov on Thursday rejected Ukrainian President Volodymyr Zelensky's \"Peace formula\" as a basis for talks, outlining three conditions that Moscow will not accept.\nThe peace formula would \"Save thousands of lives,\" Zelensky said.\nRussia has asserted that Ukraine must accept the September annexation of four of its regions-Luhansk, Donetsk, Kherson and Zaporizhzhia-following sham referendums called by Russian President Vladimir Putin.\n\n\nExtended Summary | FAQ | Feedback | Top keywords: Russian^#1 Peace^#2 Zelensky^#3 world^#4 formula^#5", ">\n\nLast I checked, if you're getting your ass handed to you, you don't set the conditions of peace.", ">\n\nI mean, Japan was getting its shit pushed in pretty well, and they somehow managed to negotiate for ‘none of our royal family gets free trips to the Hague, despite the prince blatantly being a war criminal’." ]

[ "It's because of shit monkeys like this that the world can't have nice things. You know, nice things, like PEACE!!!", ">\n\nAll the money and time waisted on these stupid fights between people, while our planet is getting fucked, finite resources are depleting,...", ">\n\n\"The removal of troops from Ukraine is an unacceptable condition of peace.\"\nAnd that is how you know Russia has no plans for peace, when peace itself is labeled as an unacceptable condition of peace.", ">\n\nRussia: War IS peace. Weakness IS strength.", ">\n\n4+4=5!", ">\n\n3+3=3!", ">\n\n/r/unexpectedfactorial", ">\n\nNo that's the correct one 3+3=6 3!=6 therefore 3+3=3!", ">\n\nI didn't say it was wrong, I said it was unexpected.", ">\n\n\n\"Putting forward all sorts of ideas and 'formulas of peace,' Zelensky cherishes the illusion of achieving, with the help of the West, the withdrawal of our troops from the Russian territory of Donbas, Crimea, Zaporizhzhia and Kherson region, the payment of reparations by Russia, and the surrender of international tribunals and the like.\"\n\nYes, withdrawal from the UKRAINIAN territories you are illegally occupying should be step one for peace.", ">\n\nEvery negotiation involves both sides giving up something they don't want to. What exactly is left for Russia in this framework?\nEdit for downvoters (I think?): What is left for Russia to give up? Because they're indicating all of their gains inviolate.", ">\n\nSo in your mind, if a thief breaks into your home and gets caught, the criminal gets to negotiate to keep some of the things he has stolen? \nYou can fuck right off with that way of thinking. Russia are illegal occupier war criminals. They deserve none of their ill-gotten gains.", ">\n\nYou have misread what I wrote, which was in context of the article stating what Russia said. Nevertheless, I have edited for clarity.", ">\n\nI'm still not sure I understand your question?\nOf course, what they want Russia to give up is all the land they have illgally occupied. Return Ukraine to the 1991 borders.", ">\n\nAssume what Russia is saying in the article is offered in good faith. What exactly would their bargaining chip be in peace negotiations? Because their statement at face is essentially \"we keep all we have and maybe we stop bombing you, depending on how talks go\". That is a threat, not a negotiation.", ">\n\n\nAssume what Russia is saying in the article is offered in good faith. \n\nNo.", ">\n\nOK, then why are you here? Russia bad, I agree, but there's nothing to discuss relevant to this article in that regard.", ">\n\nIt's very simple:\nRussia gets the hell out of Ukraine, and returns Ukraine's borders to where they were in 1991. That's step 1 for any peace talks.\nNext, all Russian assets seized abroad will be given to the Ukrainian government for Ukraine to rebuild, and there is nothing Russia can say or do about it. That's step 2.\nStep 3, which is the hardest and unfortunately least likely to happen, is all the Russians guilty of war crimes stand trial in international court.\nIt's not rocket surgery. Russia doesn't get to negotiate. They have the terms dictacted TO them, not the other way around. That's what happens when you are losing.\nEDIT: Responding to the coward below who responded then instantly blocked me:\nIf Russia doesn't agree, then the war continues. Under no circumstances should Russia be allowed to keep any of Ukraine's land. If they are, all that does is create positive feedback and encourages them to do this again.\nRussia needs to learn, with no uncertainty, that all they managed to accomplish was getting 100k of their men killed, wrecked the economy, strengthened NATO, and turned most of the world against them.... All for nothing.\nRussia has zero leverage. They are losing, and will continue to lose. They can either lose Ukraine and another 100k of their men and countless vehicles, ammunitions, etc while their economy suffers, or they can cut their losses and end it now.", ">\n\nYou know Russia will never agree to this, right? Are you talking about the most ideal outcome for Ukraine or are you actually interested in peace short term?", ">\n\nRussia rejected peace talks. \nNow we can ignore their lies that Ukriane is refusing peace.", ">\n\nOr we could do the sensible thing and ignore all the Russian lies without waiting for anything, which means everything they say.", ">\n\nNo, its important to actively refute disinformation.", ">\n\nWhenever there is talk about a peace plan, I wish the first words out of Zelensky's mouth would be, \"We are a sovereign nation and ten months ago Russia INVADED us and is now targeting and killing innocent civilians. There is zero justification for their aggression. The only peace plan is to leave, give us back our people and pay to repair the damages.\" I hate the fact that some people even entertain any sort of appeasement towards Russia. This whole mess makes me sick in my stomach, but it could get worse if Russia profits from this somehow.", ">\n\nPeople are just scared of nukes that Russia will never fire.", ">\n\nLavrov isn't offering a peace plan, it's asking Ukraine to retreat from areas already re conquered by Ukraine from the invaders.\nMaybe someone should explain to him how War Balance works...", ">\n\nRussia's lies make much a lot more sense if you consider the only audience they're ever talking to is their own people. \nEven though it's complete nonsense, they have to make it look like they're the ones calling the shots and the war has strengthened their position, not weakened it.", ">\n\nBut it's still kicking the ball down the road by like... Months, at best. If they're going to talk tough to the domestic audience they better be pretty confident Ukraine isn't going to keep putting up enough fight to slowly take its territory back.\nI guess if they were smart though they would've recognized the shit they were in back in March, declared Ukraine free of Nazis and fucked off back to Russia. The world probably would've let them keep Crimea at that point, honestly. Not formally but the way it's been the last 8 years.", ">\n\nYou cannot trust Russia. I repeat, you cannot trust Russia.", ">\n\nI guess the only way to end this war then is for Ukraine to annex Russian territory and then graciously give it back as a peace offering.", ">\n\nNot even a joke. The only way to win this war is to invade Russia, IMO.", ">\n\nThat will be the end of the world. MAD kind of sort of works", ">\n\nIf Ukraine invades Russia? Why?", ">\n\nRussia hasn’t used nukes because we haven’t used nukes, and vice versa. But if Russia is invaded and now has to go on the defensive, that might change.", ">\n\nSo if Ukraine had nukes it would be fair for them to use them on Russia now? \nI'm not talking about a US invasion, but Ukraine attacking Russian territory.", ">\n\nThe reason Ukraine has no nukes is because they signed them over to Russia in 1993 in exchange for security. It’s a moot point because Russia wouldn’t invade Ukraine if they had nukes. Again, MAD", ">\n\n\"Here are the three places I will not allow Scarlett Johansson to take me on a date.\"", ">\n\nSo they'll just accept more dead soldiers. Good idea.", ">\n\nRussia will never care about dead soldiers. They just see it as an annoyance because it's bad publicity.", ">\n\nTo a degree they'll consider it a good thing, since they're using it as an excuse to remove 'undesirables' from their population. Clearing out prisons and minorites and politically problematic people from their population. A lot of the people who would have the inclination and the resources to resist the regime used those resources to get the fuck out, and the ultra nationalist types who are counterintuitively the next largest internal threat are being fed into the meat grinder to their own cheers.\nIt's like, truly awful from a humanitarian perspective, and pretty fucking bad from a long term view for Russia, but if you're an old rich fuck at the top of the pyramid, there's a certain fucked up logic to it.", ">\n\nThose citizen soldiers are just meat for the grinder, the real concern is the loss of the professional soldier. One thing the US has been really good at is learning from military action. Russia now has minimal to no capability to do so.", ">\n\n1 - Putin dead\n2 - Lavrov dead\n3 - Get the fuck out of my Country and stay out.", ">\n\nYou forgot:\n4 - Reparations. \n5 - Reducing nuclear stockpile to 1 warhead.", ">\n\n1 is too generous at this point. The regime needs to be dismantled completely.", ">\n\nThey can keep one and have to store it on the Red Square.", ">\n\nThey have to shove it up Lenin's mummified corpse", ">\n\nThis is the best tl;dr I could make, original reduced by 84%. (I'm a bot)\n\n\nRussian Foreign Minister Sergey Lavrov on Thursday rejected Ukrainian President Volodymyr Zelensky's \"Peace formula\" as a basis for talks, outlining three conditions that Moscow will not accept.\nThe peace formula would \"Save thousands of lives,\" Zelensky said.\nRussia has asserted that Ukraine must accept the September annexation of four of its regions-Luhansk, Donetsk, Kherson and Zaporizhzhia-following sham referendums called by Russian President Vladimir Putin.\n\n\nExtended Summary | FAQ | Feedback | Top keywords: Russian^#1 Peace^#2 Zelensky^#3 world^#4 formula^#5", ">\n\nLast I checked, if you're getting your ass handed to you, you don't set the conditions of peace.", ">\n\nI mean, Japan was getting its shit pushed in pretty well, and they somehow managed to negotiate for ‘none of our royal family gets free trips to the Hague, despite the prince blatantly being a war criminal’.", ">\n\nYou know that’s what the US basically wanted. They didn’t want to depose the emperor and risk having a population that didn’t want to listen and would resist. With the emperor still there the population would at least listen and not turn an occupation into a shitfest with guerrilla attacks and such" ]

[ "It's because of shit monkeys like this that the world can't have nice things. You know, nice things, like PEACE!!!", ">\n\nAll the money and time waisted on these stupid fights between people, while our planet is getting fucked, finite resources are depleting,...", ">\n\n\"The removal of troops from Ukraine is an unacceptable condition of peace.\"\nAnd that is how you know Russia has no plans for peace, when peace itself is labeled as an unacceptable condition of peace.", ">\n\nRussia: War IS peace. Weakness IS strength.", ">\n\n4+4=5!", ">\n\n3+3=3!", ">\n\n/r/unexpectedfactorial", ">\n\nNo that's the correct one 3+3=6 3!=6 therefore 3+3=3!", ">\n\nI didn't say it was wrong, I said it was unexpected.", ">\n\n\n\"Putting forward all sorts of ideas and 'formulas of peace,' Zelensky cherishes the illusion of achieving, with the help of the West, the withdrawal of our troops from the Russian territory of Donbas, Crimea, Zaporizhzhia and Kherson region, the payment of reparations by Russia, and the surrender of international tribunals and the like.\"\n\nYes, withdrawal from the UKRAINIAN territories you are illegally occupying should be step one for peace.", ">\n\nEvery negotiation involves both sides giving up something they don't want to. What exactly is left for Russia in this framework?\nEdit for downvoters (I think?): What is left for Russia to give up? Because they're indicating all of their gains inviolate.", ">\n\nSo in your mind, if a thief breaks into your home and gets caught, the criminal gets to negotiate to keep some of the things he has stolen? \nYou can fuck right off with that way of thinking. Russia are illegal occupier war criminals. They deserve none of their ill-gotten gains.", ">\n\nYou have misread what I wrote, which was in context of the article stating what Russia said. Nevertheless, I have edited for clarity.", ">\n\nI'm still not sure I understand your question?\nOf course, what they want Russia to give up is all the land they have illgally occupied. Return Ukraine to the 1991 borders.", ">\n\nAssume what Russia is saying in the article is offered in good faith. What exactly would their bargaining chip be in peace negotiations? Because their statement at face is essentially \"we keep all we have and maybe we stop bombing you, depending on how talks go\". That is a threat, not a negotiation.", ">\n\n\nAssume what Russia is saying in the article is offered in good faith. \n\nNo.", ">\n\nOK, then why are you here? Russia bad, I agree, but there's nothing to discuss relevant to this article in that regard.", ">\n\nIt's very simple:\nRussia gets the hell out of Ukraine, and returns Ukraine's borders to where they were in 1991. That's step 1 for any peace talks.\nNext, all Russian assets seized abroad will be given to the Ukrainian government for Ukraine to rebuild, and there is nothing Russia can say or do about it. That's step 2.\nStep 3, which is the hardest and unfortunately least likely to happen, is all the Russians guilty of war crimes stand trial in international court.\nIt's not rocket surgery. Russia doesn't get to negotiate. They have the terms dictacted TO them, not the other way around. That's what happens when you are losing.\nEDIT: Responding to the coward below who responded then instantly blocked me:\nIf Russia doesn't agree, then the war continues. Under no circumstances should Russia be allowed to keep any of Ukraine's land. If they are, all that does is create positive feedback and encourages them to do this again.\nRussia needs to learn, with no uncertainty, that all they managed to accomplish was getting 100k of their men killed, wrecked the economy, strengthened NATO, and turned most of the world against them.... All for nothing.\nRussia has zero leverage. They are losing, and will continue to lose. They can either lose Ukraine and another 100k of their men and countless vehicles, ammunitions, etc while their economy suffers, or they can cut their losses and end it now.", ">\n\nYou know Russia will never agree to this, right? Are you talking about the most ideal outcome for Ukraine or are you actually interested in peace short term?", ">\n\nRussia rejected peace talks. \nNow we can ignore their lies that Ukriane is refusing peace.", ">\n\nOr we could do the sensible thing and ignore all the Russian lies without waiting for anything, which means everything they say.", ">\n\nNo, its important to actively refute disinformation.", ">\n\nWhenever there is talk about a peace plan, I wish the first words out of Zelensky's mouth would be, \"We are a sovereign nation and ten months ago Russia INVADED us and is now targeting and killing innocent civilians. There is zero justification for their aggression. The only peace plan is to leave, give us back our people and pay to repair the damages.\" I hate the fact that some people even entertain any sort of appeasement towards Russia. This whole mess makes me sick in my stomach, but it could get worse if Russia profits from this somehow.", ">\n\nPeople are just scared of nukes that Russia will never fire.", ">\n\nLavrov isn't offering a peace plan, it's asking Ukraine to retreat from areas already re conquered by Ukraine from the invaders.\nMaybe someone should explain to him how War Balance works...", ">\n\nRussia's lies make much a lot more sense if you consider the only audience they're ever talking to is their own people. \nEven though it's complete nonsense, they have to make it look like they're the ones calling the shots and the war has strengthened their position, not weakened it.", ">\n\nBut it's still kicking the ball down the road by like... Months, at best. If they're going to talk tough to the domestic audience they better be pretty confident Ukraine isn't going to keep putting up enough fight to slowly take its territory back.\nI guess if they were smart though they would've recognized the shit they were in back in March, declared Ukraine free of Nazis and fucked off back to Russia. The world probably would've let them keep Crimea at that point, honestly. Not formally but the way it's been the last 8 years.", ">\n\nYou cannot trust Russia. I repeat, you cannot trust Russia.", ">\n\nI guess the only way to end this war then is for Ukraine to annex Russian territory and then graciously give it back as a peace offering.", ">\n\nNot even a joke. The only way to win this war is to invade Russia, IMO.", ">\n\nThat will be the end of the world. MAD kind of sort of works", ">\n\nIf Ukraine invades Russia? Why?", ">\n\nRussia hasn’t used nukes because we haven’t used nukes, and vice versa. But if Russia is invaded and now has to go on the defensive, that might change.", ">\n\nSo if Ukraine had nukes it would be fair for them to use them on Russia now? \nI'm not talking about a US invasion, but Ukraine attacking Russian territory.", ">\n\nThe reason Ukraine has no nukes is because they signed them over to Russia in 1993 in exchange for security. It’s a moot point because Russia wouldn’t invade Ukraine if they had nukes. Again, MAD", ">\n\n\"Here are the three places I will not allow Scarlett Johansson to take me on a date.\"", ">\n\nSo they'll just accept more dead soldiers. Good idea.", ">\n\nRussia will never care about dead soldiers. They just see it as an annoyance because it's bad publicity.", ">\n\nTo a degree they'll consider it a good thing, since they're using it as an excuse to remove 'undesirables' from their population. Clearing out prisons and minorites and politically problematic people from their population. A lot of the people who would have the inclination and the resources to resist the regime used those resources to get the fuck out, and the ultra nationalist types who are counterintuitively the next largest internal threat are being fed into the meat grinder to their own cheers.\nIt's like, truly awful from a humanitarian perspective, and pretty fucking bad from a long term view for Russia, but if you're an old rich fuck at the top of the pyramid, there's a certain fucked up logic to it.", ">\n\nThose citizen soldiers are just meat for the grinder, the real concern is the loss of the professional soldier. One thing the US has been really good at is learning from military action. Russia now has minimal to no capability to do so.", ">\n\n1 - Putin dead\n2 - Lavrov dead\n3 - Get the fuck out of my Country and stay out.", ">\n\nYou forgot:\n4 - Reparations. \n5 - Reducing nuclear stockpile to 1 warhead.", ">\n\n1 is too generous at this point. The regime needs to be dismantled completely.", ">\n\nThey can keep one and have to store it on the Red Square.", ">\n\nThey have to shove it up Lenin's mummified corpse", ">\n\nThis is the best tl;dr I could make, original reduced by 84%. (I'm a bot)\n\n\nRussian Foreign Minister Sergey Lavrov on Thursday rejected Ukrainian President Volodymyr Zelensky's \"Peace formula\" as a basis for talks, outlining three conditions that Moscow will not accept.\nThe peace formula would \"Save thousands of lives,\" Zelensky said.\nRussia has asserted that Ukraine must accept the September annexation of four of its regions-Luhansk, Donetsk, Kherson and Zaporizhzhia-following sham referendums called by Russian President Vladimir Putin.\n\n\nExtended Summary | FAQ | Feedback | Top keywords: Russian^#1 Peace^#2 Zelensky^#3 world^#4 formula^#5", ">\n\nLast I checked, if you're getting your ass handed to you, you don't set the conditions of peace.", ">\n\nI mean, Japan was getting its shit pushed in pretty well, and they somehow managed to negotiate for ‘none of our royal family gets free trips to the Hague, despite the prince blatantly being a war criminal’.", ">\n\nYou know that’s what the US basically wanted. They didn’t want to depose the emperor and risk having a population that didn’t want to listen and would resist. With the emperor still there the population would at least listen and not turn an occupation into a shitfest with guerrilla attacks and such", ">\n\nHow very Zapp Brannigan, to think you can set the terms for ending the war you're losing THAT YOU FUCKING STARTED.\nJust take the L and go home. Also end Putin's reign." ]