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[ "Glitter is the herpes of the crafting world", ">\n\nMy sister used to say this, she actually mailed our aunt a joke card filled with glitter designed to gently explode upon opening. When our aunt called our house, my sister just told her she gave her “glitter herpes” to remember her by. Six years latter, our aunt still finds little shiny specs on her couch and shag carpeting.", ">\n\nI'm so sorry to hear about your sister. I assume your aunt murdered her?", ">\n\nI'm sorry to hear Marcus's auntie still keeps shag carpeting. So much the worse for the glitter too.", ">\n\nYou got that wrong, Marcus's auntie keeps shagging carpets", ">\n\nMunch munch munch", ">\n\nDrove Uber, woman dropped a handful of glitter in the back seats, pissed I wouldn’t make a pit stop I guess. Didn’t notice, quick pick up of two nicely dressed women all in black on the way to a church service for their elderly mom. They noticed after sitting down in it. Still took the ride. I wanted to die seeing their black sparkly butts go up the church walk. Screw glitter and all who use it.", ">\n\nI'm not a huge fan of glitter, but biodegradable glitter does exist and is common. I think non-biodegradable glitter should stop being used though.", ">\n\nIt still gets EVERYWHERE", ">\n\nI don’t like sand", ">\n\nIt's coarse and rough and irritating", ">\n\nNot like here. Here everything is soft, and smooth.", ">\n\nRepeat after me kids:\nGLITTER IS LITTER", ">\n\nG-litter\nGlorious litter \nIt's pretty\nIt's still litter.", ">\n\n\"pretty to look at\" is as good as glitter gets", ">\n\nOf course. No one told you to eat it", ">\n\nA lot of times it contains heavy metals too", ">\n\nNo wonder those bands in the 80s used to use a lot of it", ">\n\nGlitter is the herpes of the rock world.", ">\n\nI think herpes was still the herpes of the rock world back then... poor Pam.", ">\n\nGlitter is not allowed in my house \nI allowed it once and still can find traces of it to this day....", ">\n\nI had a phone case with glitter. The thing busted months ago and I'm STILL finding traces of it", ">\n\nI will assault anyone who thinks it’s funny to give me a glitter bomb as a joke gift", ">\n\nGlitter bombs are only acceptable for cheating exes", ">\n\nAnd porch pirates", ">\n\nI saw a prank video about that on YouTube", ">\n\nYeah Mark Rober did it for 5 years, pretty epic prank", ">\n\nAs someone who just wore an all glitter dress I got for Christmas to an out of state function, I hate glitter. I burned the dress after I got home. Literally everywhere I went I left a trail of glitter and I felt like the biggest asshole on the planet. I went to go potty and the stall looked like someone murdered a glitter pixie. I don't think this is unpopular.", ">\n\nPotty? Grow up", ">\n\n/r/gatekeeping", ">\n\nPerhaps the most banal version of it.", ">\n\n\"Critics who treat 'adult' as a term of approval, instead of as a merely descriptive term, cannot be adult themselves. To be concerned about being grown up, to admire the grown up because it is grown up, to blush at the suspicion of being childish; these things are the marks of childhood and adolescence. And in childhood and adolescence they are, in moderation, healthy symptoms. Young things ought to want to grow. But to carry on into middle life or even into early manhood this concern about being adult is a mark of really arrested development. When I was ten, I read fairy tales in secret and would have been ashamed if I had been found doing so. Now that I am fifty I read them openly. When I became a man I put away childish things, including the fear of childishness and the desire to be very grown up.\" -- C.S. Lewis", ">\n\nAnd that's why I bought bio degradable glitter. I freaking love sparkles but the planet is important. There's also edible glitter that I plan on getting eventually.", ">\n\nIts fun. But you'll definitely spill some and find it everywhere for a few weeks. Not as bad as regular glitter tho. And your poop looks fancy for a day.\nBut: Biodegradable is a lie, usually. It's only biodegradable under VERY specific circumstances that are not met in a landfill or even most bio waste composting plants. Burning it works just fine :D", ">\n\nThis is popular as fuck", ">\n\nThe fact that glitter both exists and is used says otherwise.", ">\n\nI exist and am used, but I'm not popular.", ">\n\nBut are you biodegradable?", ">\n\nEverything except my bones.", ">\n\nGlitter is terrible. Now, sparkly stuff that doesn't bleed onto everything is okay and enjoyable. But glitter that leaks onto everything and never goes away is so bad", ">\n\nIm like a crow.. i need the shiny in my life", ">\n\nSAME", ">\n\nThe largest purchaser of glitter worldwide actively hides the fact that they are the largest purchaser of glitter worldwide", ">\n\nHow are you going to put me out there like that?", ">\n\nSorry De_Nilla the world has to know what you use all of it for", ">\n\nMy 6 year old could not disagree with this comment more strongly.", ">\n\nMy 4 year old too. \nShe dropped a tiny little tub of glitter on the floor (yay Christmas presents!) in the dining room and even after sweeping and hoovering the floor is SPARKLY!", ">\n\nyou could turn on a good old fashioned Kirby, leave it running in one spot for a century, pick it up and it will still sparkle under it", ">\n\nGlitter is a horrific abomination and if any type of plastic should be banned, it should be glitter.", ">\n\nI see your point. But it is oh so wonderful to send an enemy a glitter bomb.", ">\n\nPeople actually have enemies? And fantasize about vengeful antics?\nI really need to get out more", ">\n\nI would say this is the most popular opinion ever posted on this thread. NO ONE is coming out in support of glitter.", ">\n\ni support glitter 😂", ">\n\nDownvote this person into oblivion ☝️", ">\n\nThats a downvote for you! Glitter rules!", ">\n\nI hope you get it stuck in your hard to reach places!", ">\n\nAnd you have a life with no happy sparklies!", ">\n\nNGL, I don't even care about the whole micro plastics thing that much, I just hate the mess it leaves in general, seems the second a kid spills glitter in a house you're going to be finding little specs of glitter all around the place until the end of time. (or the building burns down, whatever is first) Even with effort to clean it up some always manages to remain. \nThink a good way of telling if a house was ever owned by a family with kids is just to have a good look at the gaps between floor boards, skirting and what not, any glitter and you know kids have likely been there.", ">\n\nI'm an artist who works with glitter and resin, and you're all absolutely correct. It's a plague, and I love it. Studio floors are gorgeous, but it gets places I haven't been, ever. It's in my boyfriends welding helmet, and that doesn't come home.", ">\n\nI have 3 daughters and especially when they were younger it seemed like there was glitter everywhere in our house. Well I get a call from my sister who was part angry part couldn't stop laughing. I had given her some leftover infant diapers we had, and she was at the doctors with her recently born son.\nDuring the check up she saw a strange look come over the Docs face, concerned she moved to see what was going on and was horrified to see her sons balls sparkling with glitter.\nGlitter is trash, and gets EVERYWHERE.", ">\n\nWe buy stupid vinyl records that are damage the first time you use them, instead of CDs. CD s are just music delivery system. People buy non stick pans, which are disposable, as opposed to a stainless steel pans which will out last your grandchildren. People buy expensive cell phones that you throw out when the battery is dead. I have five working computers, that they turned off the operating systems. They say people buy fast fashion. Hell, I can't but anything else. I can live with the glitter.", ">\n\nI had my MacBook for 10 years. Still worked perfectly. But I couldn’t update it anymore. Roughly 6 months later, none of the apps I was trying to run would work anymore. So I had to get a new one. I didn’t need a new one. It was annoying. I like my current MacBook but I’m annoyed that I even have to have it.", ">\n\nthis sub needs an update it's littered with popular opinions", ">\n\nThe things people will do for karma.\nAnd people admit knowing the rules and upvoting when they agree", ">\n\nBioglitter ftw" ]

[ "Glitter is the herpes of the crafting world", ">\n\nMy sister used to say this, she actually mailed our aunt a joke card filled with glitter designed to gently explode upon opening. When our aunt called our house, my sister just told her she gave her “glitter herpes” to remember her by. Six years latter, our aunt still finds little shiny specs on her couch and shag carpeting.", ">\n\nI'm so sorry to hear about your sister. I assume your aunt murdered her?", ">\n\nI'm sorry to hear Marcus's auntie still keeps shag carpeting. So much the worse for the glitter too.", ">\n\nYou got that wrong, Marcus's auntie keeps shagging carpets", ">\n\nMunch munch munch", ">\n\nDrove Uber, woman dropped a handful of glitter in the back seats, pissed I wouldn’t make a pit stop I guess. Didn’t notice, quick pick up of two nicely dressed women all in black on the way to a church service for their elderly mom. They noticed after sitting down in it. Still took the ride. I wanted to die seeing their black sparkly butts go up the church walk. Screw glitter and all who use it.", ">\n\nI'm not a huge fan of glitter, but biodegradable glitter does exist and is common. I think non-biodegradable glitter should stop being used though.", ">\n\nIt still gets EVERYWHERE", ">\n\nI don’t like sand", ">\n\nIt's coarse and rough and irritating", ">\n\nNot like here. Here everything is soft, and smooth.", ">\n\nRepeat after me kids:\nGLITTER IS LITTER", ">\n\nG-litter\nGlorious litter \nIt's pretty\nIt's still litter.", ">\n\n\"pretty to look at\" is as good as glitter gets", ">\n\nOf course. No one told you to eat it", ">\n\nA lot of times it contains heavy metals too", ">\n\nNo wonder those bands in the 80s used to use a lot of it", ">\n\nGlitter is the herpes of the rock world.", ">\n\nI think herpes was still the herpes of the rock world back then... poor Pam.", ">\n\nGlitter is not allowed in my house \nI allowed it once and still can find traces of it to this day....", ">\n\nI had a phone case with glitter. The thing busted months ago and I'm STILL finding traces of it", ">\n\nI will assault anyone who thinks it’s funny to give me a glitter bomb as a joke gift", ">\n\nGlitter bombs are only acceptable for cheating exes", ">\n\nAnd porch pirates", ">\n\nI saw a prank video about that on YouTube", ">\n\nYeah Mark Rober did it for 5 years, pretty epic prank", ">\n\nAs someone who just wore an all glitter dress I got for Christmas to an out of state function, I hate glitter. I burned the dress after I got home. Literally everywhere I went I left a trail of glitter and I felt like the biggest asshole on the planet. I went to go potty and the stall looked like someone murdered a glitter pixie. I don't think this is unpopular.", ">\n\nPotty? Grow up", ">\n\n/r/gatekeeping", ">\n\nPerhaps the most banal version of it.", ">\n\n\"Critics who treat 'adult' as a term of approval, instead of as a merely descriptive term, cannot be adult themselves. To be concerned about being grown up, to admire the grown up because it is grown up, to blush at the suspicion of being childish; these things are the marks of childhood and adolescence. And in childhood and adolescence they are, in moderation, healthy symptoms. Young things ought to want to grow. But to carry on into middle life or even into early manhood this concern about being adult is a mark of really arrested development. When I was ten, I read fairy tales in secret and would have been ashamed if I had been found doing so. Now that I am fifty I read them openly. When I became a man I put away childish things, including the fear of childishness and the desire to be very grown up.\" -- C.S. Lewis", ">\n\nAnd that's why I bought bio degradable glitter. I freaking love sparkles but the planet is important. There's also edible glitter that I plan on getting eventually.", ">\n\nIts fun. But you'll definitely spill some and find it everywhere for a few weeks. Not as bad as regular glitter tho. And your poop looks fancy for a day.\nBut: Biodegradable is a lie, usually. It's only biodegradable under VERY specific circumstances that are not met in a landfill or even most bio waste composting plants. Burning it works just fine :D", ">\n\nThis is popular as fuck", ">\n\nThe fact that glitter both exists and is used says otherwise.", ">\n\nI exist and am used, but I'm not popular.", ">\n\nBut are you biodegradable?", ">\n\nEverything except my bones.", ">\n\nGlitter is terrible. Now, sparkly stuff that doesn't bleed onto everything is okay and enjoyable. But glitter that leaks onto everything and never goes away is so bad", ">\n\nIm like a crow.. i need the shiny in my life", ">\n\nSAME", ">\n\nThe largest purchaser of glitter worldwide actively hides the fact that they are the largest purchaser of glitter worldwide", ">\n\nHow are you going to put me out there like that?", ">\n\nSorry De_Nilla the world has to know what you use all of it for", ">\n\nMy 6 year old could not disagree with this comment more strongly.", ">\n\nMy 4 year old too. \nShe dropped a tiny little tub of glitter on the floor (yay Christmas presents!) in the dining room and even after sweeping and hoovering the floor is SPARKLY!", ">\n\nyou could turn on a good old fashioned Kirby, leave it running in one spot for a century, pick it up and it will still sparkle under it", ">\n\nGlitter is a horrific abomination and if any type of plastic should be banned, it should be glitter.", ">\n\nI see your point. But it is oh so wonderful to send an enemy a glitter bomb.", ">\n\nPeople actually have enemies? And fantasize about vengeful antics?\nI really need to get out more", ">\n\nI would say this is the most popular opinion ever posted on this thread. NO ONE is coming out in support of glitter.", ">\n\ni support glitter 😂", ">\n\nDownvote this person into oblivion ☝️", ">\n\nThats a downvote for you! Glitter rules!", ">\n\nI hope you get it stuck in your hard to reach places!", ">\n\nAnd you have a life with no happy sparklies!", ">\n\nNGL, I don't even care about the whole micro plastics thing that much, I just hate the mess it leaves in general, seems the second a kid spills glitter in a house you're going to be finding little specs of glitter all around the place until the end of time. (or the building burns down, whatever is first) Even with effort to clean it up some always manages to remain. \nThink a good way of telling if a house was ever owned by a family with kids is just to have a good look at the gaps between floor boards, skirting and what not, any glitter and you know kids have likely been there.", ">\n\nI'm an artist who works with glitter and resin, and you're all absolutely correct. It's a plague, and I love it. Studio floors are gorgeous, but it gets places I haven't been, ever. It's in my boyfriends welding helmet, and that doesn't come home.", ">\n\nI have 3 daughters and especially when they were younger it seemed like there was glitter everywhere in our house. Well I get a call from my sister who was part angry part couldn't stop laughing. I had given her some leftover infant diapers we had, and she was at the doctors with her recently born son.\nDuring the check up she saw a strange look come over the Docs face, concerned she moved to see what was going on and was horrified to see her sons balls sparkling with glitter.\nGlitter is trash, and gets EVERYWHERE.", ">\n\nWe buy stupid vinyl records that are damage the first time you use them, instead of CDs. CD s are just music delivery system. People buy non stick pans, which are disposable, as opposed to a stainless steel pans which will out last your grandchildren. People buy expensive cell phones that you throw out when the battery is dead. I have five working computers, that they turned off the operating systems. They say people buy fast fashion. Hell, I can't but anything else. I can live with the glitter.", ">\n\nI had my MacBook for 10 years. Still worked perfectly. But I couldn’t update it anymore. Roughly 6 months later, none of the apps I was trying to run would work anymore. So I had to get a new one. I didn’t need a new one. It was annoying. I like my current MacBook but I’m annoyed that I even have to have it.", ">\n\nthis sub needs an update it's littered with popular opinions", ">\n\nThe things people will do for karma.\nAnd people admit knowing the rules and upvoting when they agree", ">\n\nBioglitter ftw", ">\n\nNo glitter, ftmfw" ]

[ "Glitter is the herpes of the crafting world", ">\n\nMy sister used to say this, she actually mailed our aunt a joke card filled with glitter designed to gently explode upon opening. When our aunt called our house, my sister just told her she gave her “glitter herpes” to remember her by. Six years latter, our aunt still finds little shiny specs on her couch and shag carpeting.", ">\n\nI'm so sorry to hear about your sister. I assume your aunt murdered her?", ">\n\nI'm sorry to hear Marcus's auntie still keeps shag carpeting. So much the worse for the glitter too.", ">\n\nYou got that wrong, Marcus's auntie keeps shagging carpets", ">\n\nMunch munch munch", ">\n\nDrove Uber, woman dropped a handful of glitter in the back seats, pissed I wouldn’t make a pit stop I guess. Didn’t notice, quick pick up of two nicely dressed women all in black on the way to a church service for their elderly mom. They noticed after sitting down in it. Still took the ride. I wanted to die seeing their black sparkly butts go up the church walk. Screw glitter and all who use it.", ">\n\nI'm not a huge fan of glitter, but biodegradable glitter does exist and is common. I think non-biodegradable glitter should stop being used though.", ">\n\nIt still gets EVERYWHERE", ">\n\nI don’t like sand", ">\n\nIt's coarse and rough and irritating", ">\n\nNot like here. Here everything is soft, and smooth.", ">\n\nRepeat after me kids:\nGLITTER IS LITTER", ">\n\nG-litter\nGlorious litter \nIt's pretty\nIt's still litter.", ">\n\n\"pretty to look at\" is as good as glitter gets", ">\n\nOf course. No one told you to eat it", ">\n\nA lot of times it contains heavy metals too", ">\n\nNo wonder those bands in the 80s used to use a lot of it", ">\n\nGlitter is the herpes of the rock world.", ">\n\nI think herpes was still the herpes of the rock world back then... poor Pam.", ">\n\nGlitter is not allowed in my house \nI allowed it once and still can find traces of it to this day....", ">\n\nI had a phone case with glitter. The thing busted months ago and I'm STILL finding traces of it", ">\n\nI will assault anyone who thinks it’s funny to give me a glitter bomb as a joke gift", ">\n\nGlitter bombs are only acceptable for cheating exes", ">\n\nAnd porch pirates", ">\n\nI saw a prank video about that on YouTube", ">\n\nYeah Mark Rober did it for 5 years, pretty epic prank", ">\n\nAs someone who just wore an all glitter dress I got for Christmas to an out of state function, I hate glitter. I burned the dress after I got home. Literally everywhere I went I left a trail of glitter and I felt like the biggest asshole on the planet. I went to go potty and the stall looked like someone murdered a glitter pixie. I don't think this is unpopular.", ">\n\nPotty? Grow up", ">\n\n/r/gatekeeping", ">\n\nPerhaps the most banal version of it.", ">\n\n\"Critics who treat 'adult' as a term of approval, instead of as a merely descriptive term, cannot be adult themselves. To be concerned about being grown up, to admire the grown up because it is grown up, to blush at the suspicion of being childish; these things are the marks of childhood and adolescence. And in childhood and adolescence they are, in moderation, healthy symptoms. Young things ought to want to grow. But to carry on into middle life or even into early manhood this concern about being adult is a mark of really arrested development. When I was ten, I read fairy tales in secret and would have been ashamed if I had been found doing so. Now that I am fifty I read them openly. When I became a man I put away childish things, including the fear of childishness and the desire to be very grown up.\" -- C.S. Lewis", ">\n\nAnd that's why I bought bio degradable glitter. I freaking love sparkles but the planet is important. There's also edible glitter that I plan on getting eventually.", ">\n\nIts fun. But you'll definitely spill some and find it everywhere for a few weeks. Not as bad as regular glitter tho. And your poop looks fancy for a day.\nBut: Biodegradable is a lie, usually. It's only biodegradable under VERY specific circumstances that are not met in a landfill or even most bio waste composting plants. Burning it works just fine :D", ">\n\nThis is popular as fuck", ">\n\nThe fact that glitter both exists and is used says otherwise.", ">\n\nI exist and am used, but I'm not popular.", ">\n\nBut are you biodegradable?", ">\n\nEverything except my bones.", ">\n\nGlitter is terrible. Now, sparkly stuff that doesn't bleed onto everything is okay and enjoyable. But glitter that leaks onto everything and never goes away is so bad", ">\n\nIm like a crow.. i need the shiny in my life", ">\n\nSAME", ">\n\nThe largest purchaser of glitter worldwide actively hides the fact that they are the largest purchaser of glitter worldwide", ">\n\nHow are you going to put me out there like that?", ">\n\nSorry De_Nilla the world has to know what you use all of it for", ">\n\nMy 6 year old could not disagree with this comment more strongly.", ">\n\nMy 4 year old too. \nShe dropped a tiny little tub of glitter on the floor (yay Christmas presents!) in the dining room and even after sweeping and hoovering the floor is SPARKLY!", ">\n\nyou could turn on a good old fashioned Kirby, leave it running in one spot for a century, pick it up and it will still sparkle under it", ">\n\nGlitter is a horrific abomination and if any type of plastic should be banned, it should be glitter.", ">\n\nI see your point. But it is oh so wonderful to send an enemy a glitter bomb.", ">\n\nPeople actually have enemies? And fantasize about vengeful antics?\nI really need to get out more", ">\n\nI would say this is the most popular opinion ever posted on this thread. NO ONE is coming out in support of glitter.", ">\n\ni support glitter 😂", ">\n\nDownvote this person into oblivion ☝️", ">\n\nThats a downvote for you! Glitter rules!", ">\n\nI hope you get it stuck in your hard to reach places!", ">\n\nAnd you have a life with no happy sparklies!", ">\n\nNGL, I don't even care about the whole micro plastics thing that much, I just hate the mess it leaves in general, seems the second a kid spills glitter in a house you're going to be finding little specs of glitter all around the place until the end of time. (or the building burns down, whatever is first) Even with effort to clean it up some always manages to remain. \nThink a good way of telling if a house was ever owned by a family with kids is just to have a good look at the gaps between floor boards, skirting and what not, any glitter and you know kids have likely been there.", ">\n\nI'm an artist who works with glitter and resin, and you're all absolutely correct. It's a plague, and I love it. Studio floors are gorgeous, but it gets places I haven't been, ever. It's in my boyfriends welding helmet, and that doesn't come home.", ">\n\nI have 3 daughters and especially when they were younger it seemed like there was glitter everywhere in our house. Well I get a call from my sister who was part angry part couldn't stop laughing. I had given her some leftover infant diapers we had, and she was at the doctors with her recently born son.\nDuring the check up she saw a strange look come over the Docs face, concerned she moved to see what was going on and was horrified to see her sons balls sparkling with glitter.\nGlitter is trash, and gets EVERYWHERE.", ">\n\nWe buy stupid vinyl records that are damage the first time you use them, instead of CDs. CD s are just music delivery system. People buy non stick pans, which are disposable, as opposed to a stainless steel pans which will out last your grandchildren. People buy expensive cell phones that you throw out when the battery is dead. I have five working computers, that they turned off the operating systems. They say people buy fast fashion. Hell, I can't but anything else. I can live with the glitter.", ">\n\nI had my MacBook for 10 years. Still worked perfectly. But I couldn’t update it anymore. Roughly 6 months later, none of the apps I was trying to run would work anymore. So I had to get a new one. I didn’t need a new one. It was annoying. I like my current MacBook but I’m annoyed that I even have to have it.", ">\n\nthis sub needs an update it's littered with popular opinions", ">\n\nThe things people will do for karma.\nAnd people admit knowing the rules and upvoting when they agree", ">\n\nBioglitter ftw", ">\n\nNo glitter, ftmfw", ">\n\nWhy do you hate fun" ]

[ "Glitter is the herpes of the crafting world", ">\n\nMy sister used to say this, she actually mailed our aunt a joke card filled with glitter designed to gently explode upon opening. When our aunt called our house, my sister just told her she gave her “glitter herpes” to remember her by. Six years latter, our aunt still finds little shiny specs on her couch and shag carpeting.", ">\n\nI'm so sorry to hear about your sister. I assume your aunt murdered her?", ">\n\nI'm sorry to hear Marcus's auntie still keeps shag carpeting. So much the worse for the glitter too.", ">\n\nYou got that wrong, Marcus's auntie keeps shagging carpets", ">\n\nMunch munch munch", ">\n\nDrove Uber, woman dropped a handful of glitter in the back seats, pissed I wouldn’t make a pit stop I guess. Didn’t notice, quick pick up of two nicely dressed women all in black on the way to a church service for their elderly mom. They noticed after sitting down in it. Still took the ride. I wanted to die seeing their black sparkly butts go up the church walk. Screw glitter and all who use it.", ">\n\nI'm not a huge fan of glitter, but biodegradable glitter does exist and is common. I think non-biodegradable glitter should stop being used though.", ">\n\nIt still gets EVERYWHERE", ">\n\nI don’t like sand", ">\n\nIt's coarse and rough and irritating", ">\n\nNot like here. Here everything is soft, and smooth.", ">\n\nRepeat after me kids:\nGLITTER IS LITTER", ">\n\nG-litter\nGlorious litter \nIt's pretty\nIt's still litter.", ">\n\n\"pretty to look at\" is as good as glitter gets", ">\n\nOf course. No one told you to eat it", ">\n\nA lot of times it contains heavy metals too", ">\n\nNo wonder those bands in the 80s used to use a lot of it", ">\n\nGlitter is the herpes of the rock world.", ">\n\nI think herpes was still the herpes of the rock world back then... poor Pam.", ">\n\nGlitter is not allowed in my house \nI allowed it once and still can find traces of it to this day....", ">\n\nI had a phone case with glitter. The thing busted months ago and I'm STILL finding traces of it", ">\n\nI will assault anyone who thinks it’s funny to give me a glitter bomb as a joke gift", ">\n\nGlitter bombs are only acceptable for cheating exes", ">\n\nAnd porch pirates", ">\n\nI saw a prank video about that on YouTube", ">\n\nYeah Mark Rober did it for 5 years, pretty epic prank", ">\n\nAs someone who just wore an all glitter dress I got for Christmas to an out of state function, I hate glitter. I burned the dress after I got home. Literally everywhere I went I left a trail of glitter and I felt like the biggest asshole on the planet. I went to go potty and the stall looked like someone murdered a glitter pixie. I don't think this is unpopular.", ">\n\nPotty? Grow up", ">\n\n/r/gatekeeping", ">\n\nPerhaps the most banal version of it.", ">\n\n\"Critics who treat 'adult' as a term of approval, instead of as a merely descriptive term, cannot be adult themselves. To be concerned about being grown up, to admire the grown up because it is grown up, to blush at the suspicion of being childish; these things are the marks of childhood and adolescence. And in childhood and adolescence they are, in moderation, healthy symptoms. Young things ought to want to grow. But to carry on into middle life or even into early manhood this concern about being adult is a mark of really arrested development. When I was ten, I read fairy tales in secret and would have been ashamed if I had been found doing so. Now that I am fifty I read them openly. When I became a man I put away childish things, including the fear of childishness and the desire to be very grown up.\" -- C.S. Lewis", ">\n\nAnd that's why I bought bio degradable glitter. I freaking love sparkles but the planet is important. There's also edible glitter that I plan on getting eventually.", ">\n\nIts fun. But you'll definitely spill some and find it everywhere for a few weeks. Not as bad as regular glitter tho. And your poop looks fancy for a day.\nBut: Biodegradable is a lie, usually. It's only biodegradable under VERY specific circumstances that are not met in a landfill or even most bio waste composting plants. Burning it works just fine :D", ">\n\nThis is popular as fuck", ">\n\nThe fact that glitter both exists and is used says otherwise.", ">\n\nI exist and am used, but I'm not popular.", ">\n\nBut are you biodegradable?", ">\n\nEverything except my bones.", ">\n\nGlitter is terrible. Now, sparkly stuff that doesn't bleed onto everything is okay and enjoyable. But glitter that leaks onto everything and never goes away is so bad", ">\n\nIm like a crow.. i need the shiny in my life", ">\n\nSAME", ">\n\nThe largest purchaser of glitter worldwide actively hides the fact that they are the largest purchaser of glitter worldwide", ">\n\nHow are you going to put me out there like that?", ">\n\nSorry De_Nilla the world has to know what you use all of it for", ">\n\nMy 6 year old could not disagree with this comment more strongly.", ">\n\nMy 4 year old too. \nShe dropped a tiny little tub of glitter on the floor (yay Christmas presents!) in the dining room and even after sweeping and hoovering the floor is SPARKLY!", ">\n\nyou could turn on a good old fashioned Kirby, leave it running in one spot for a century, pick it up and it will still sparkle under it", ">\n\nGlitter is a horrific abomination and if any type of plastic should be banned, it should be glitter.", ">\n\nI see your point. But it is oh so wonderful to send an enemy a glitter bomb.", ">\n\nPeople actually have enemies? And fantasize about vengeful antics?\nI really need to get out more", ">\n\nI would say this is the most popular opinion ever posted on this thread. NO ONE is coming out in support of glitter.", ">\n\ni support glitter 😂", ">\n\nDownvote this person into oblivion ☝️", ">\n\nThats a downvote for you! Glitter rules!", ">\n\nI hope you get it stuck in your hard to reach places!", ">\n\nAnd you have a life with no happy sparklies!", ">\n\nNGL, I don't even care about the whole micro plastics thing that much, I just hate the mess it leaves in general, seems the second a kid spills glitter in a house you're going to be finding little specs of glitter all around the place until the end of time. (or the building burns down, whatever is first) Even with effort to clean it up some always manages to remain. \nThink a good way of telling if a house was ever owned by a family with kids is just to have a good look at the gaps between floor boards, skirting and what not, any glitter and you know kids have likely been there.", ">\n\nI'm an artist who works with glitter and resin, and you're all absolutely correct. It's a plague, and I love it. Studio floors are gorgeous, but it gets places I haven't been, ever. It's in my boyfriends welding helmet, and that doesn't come home.", ">\n\nI have 3 daughters and especially when they were younger it seemed like there was glitter everywhere in our house. Well I get a call from my sister who was part angry part couldn't stop laughing. I had given her some leftover infant diapers we had, and she was at the doctors with her recently born son.\nDuring the check up she saw a strange look come over the Docs face, concerned she moved to see what was going on and was horrified to see her sons balls sparkling with glitter.\nGlitter is trash, and gets EVERYWHERE.", ">\n\nWe buy stupid vinyl records that are damage the first time you use them, instead of CDs. CD s are just music delivery system. People buy non stick pans, which are disposable, as opposed to a stainless steel pans which will out last your grandchildren. People buy expensive cell phones that you throw out when the battery is dead. I have five working computers, that they turned off the operating systems. They say people buy fast fashion. Hell, I can't but anything else. I can live with the glitter.", ">\n\nI had my MacBook for 10 years. Still worked perfectly. But I couldn’t update it anymore. Roughly 6 months later, none of the apps I was trying to run would work anymore. So I had to get a new one. I didn’t need a new one. It was annoying. I like my current MacBook but I’m annoyed that I even have to have it.", ">\n\nthis sub needs an update it's littered with popular opinions", ">\n\nThe things people will do for karma.\nAnd people admit knowing the rules and upvoting when they agree", ">\n\nBioglitter ftw", ">\n\nNo glitter, ftmfw", ">\n\nWhy do you hate fun", ">\n\nWhy do you choose to be the way you are?" ]

[ "Glitter is the herpes of the crafting world", ">\n\nMy sister used to say this, she actually mailed our aunt a joke card filled with glitter designed to gently explode upon opening. When our aunt called our house, my sister just told her she gave her “glitter herpes” to remember her by. Six years latter, our aunt still finds little shiny specs on her couch and shag carpeting.", ">\n\nI'm so sorry to hear about your sister. I assume your aunt murdered her?", ">\n\nI'm sorry to hear Marcus's auntie still keeps shag carpeting. So much the worse for the glitter too.", ">\n\nYou got that wrong, Marcus's auntie keeps shagging carpets", ">\n\nMunch munch munch", ">\n\nDrove Uber, woman dropped a handful of glitter in the back seats, pissed I wouldn’t make a pit stop I guess. Didn’t notice, quick pick up of two nicely dressed women all in black on the way to a church service for their elderly mom. They noticed after sitting down in it. Still took the ride. I wanted to die seeing their black sparkly butts go up the church walk. Screw glitter and all who use it.", ">\n\nI'm not a huge fan of glitter, but biodegradable glitter does exist and is common. I think non-biodegradable glitter should stop being used though.", ">\n\nIt still gets EVERYWHERE", ">\n\nI don’t like sand", ">\n\nIt's coarse and rough and irritating", ">\n\nNot like here. Here everything is soft, and smooth.", ">\n\nRepeat after me kids:\nGLITTER IS LITTER", ">\n\nG-litter\nGlorious litter \nIt's pretty\nIt's still litter.", ">\n\n\"pretty to look at\" is as good as glitter gets", ">\n\nOf course. No one told you to eat it", ">\n\nA lot of times it contains heavy metals too", ">\n\nNo wonder those bands in the 80s used to use a lot of it", ">\n\nGlitter is the herpes of the rock world.", ">\n\nI think herpes was still the herpes of the rock world back then... poor Pam.", ">\n\nGlitter is not allowed in my house \nI allowed it once and still can find traces of it to this day....", ">\n\nI had a phone case with glitter. The thing busted months ago and I'm STILL finding traces of it", ">\n\nI will assault anyone who thinks it’s funny to give me a glitter bomb as a joke gift", ">\n\nGlitter bombs are only acceptable for cheating exes", ">\n\nAnd porch pirates", ">\n\nI saw a prank video about that on YouTube", ">\n\nYeah Mark Rober did it for 5 years, pretty epic prank", ">\n\nAs someone who just wore an all glitter dress I got for Christmas to an out of state function, I hate glitter. I burned the dress after I got home. Literally everywhere I went I left a trail of glitter and I felt like the biggest asshole on the planet. I went to go potty and the stall looked like someone murdered a glitter pixie. I don't think this is unpopular.", ">\n\nPotty? Grow up", ">\n\n/r/gatekeeping", ">\n\nPerhaps the most banal version of it.", ">\n\n\"Critics who treat 'adult' as a term of approval, instead of as a merely descriptive term, cannot be adult themselves. To be concerned about being grown up, to admire the grown up because it is grown up, to blush at the suspicion of being childish; these things are the marks of childhood and adolescence. And in childhood and adolescence they are, in moderation, healthy symptoms. Young things ought to want to grow. But to carry on into middle life or even into early manhood this concern about being adult is a mark of really arrested development. When I was ten, I read fairy tales in secret and would have been ashamed if I had been found doing so. Now that I am fifty I read them openly. When I became a man I put away childish things, including the fear of childishness and the desire to be very grown up.\" -- C.S. Lewis", ">\n\nAnd that's why I bought bio degradable glitter. I freaking love sparkles but the planet is important. There's also edible glitter that I plan on getting eventually.", ">\n\nIts fun. But you'll definitely spill some and find it everywhere for a few weeks. Not as bad as regular glitter tho. And your poop looks fancy for a day.\nBut: Biodegradable is a lie, usually. It's only biodegradable under VERY specific circumstances that are not met in a landfill or even most bio waste composting plants. Burning it works just fine :D", ">\n\nThis is popular as fuck", ">\n\nThe fact that glitter both exists and is used says otherwise.", ">\n\nI exist and am used, but I'm not popular.", ">\n\nBut are you biodegradable?", ">\n\nEverything except my bones.", ">\n\nGlitter is terrible. Now, sparkly stuff that doesn't bleed onto everything is okay and enjoyable. But glitter that leaks onto everything and never goes away is so bad", ">\n\nIm like a crow.. i need the shiny in my life", ">\n\nSAME", ">\n\nThe largest purchaser of glitter worldwide actively hides the fact that they are the largest purchaser of glitter worldwide", ">\n\nHow are you going to put me out there like that?", ">\n\nSorry De_Nilla the world has to know what you use all of it for", ">\n\nMy 6 year old could not disagree with this comment more strongly.", ">\n\nMy 4 year old too. \nShe dropped a tiny little tub of glitter on the floor (yay Christmas presents!) in the dining room and even after sweeping and hoovering the floor is SPARKLY!", ">\n\nyou could turn on a good old fashioned Kirby, leave it running in one spot for a century, pick it up and it will still sparkle under it", ">\n\nGlitter is a horrific abomination and if any type of plastic should be banned, it should be glitter.", ">\n\nI see your point. But it is oh so wonderful to send an enemy a glitter bomb.", ">\n\nPeople actually have enemies? And fantasize about vengeful antics?\nI really need to get out more", ">\n\nI would say this is the most popular opinion ever posted on this thread. NO ONE is coming out in support of glitter.", ">\n\ni support glitter 😂", ">\n\nDownvote this person into oblivion ☝️", ">\n\nThats a downvote for you! Glitter rules!", ">\n\nI hope you get it stuck in your hard to reach places!", ">\n\nAnd you have a life with no happy sparklies!", ">\n\nNGL, I don't even care about the whole micro plastics thing that much, I just hate the mess it leaves in general, seems the second a kid spills glitter in a house you're going to be finding little specs of glitter all around the place until the end of time. (or the building burns down, whatever is first) Even with effort to clean it up some always manages to remain. \nThink a good way of telling if a house was ever owned by a family with kids is just to have a good look at the gaps between floor boards, skirting and what not, any glitter and you know kids have likely been there.", ">\n\nI'm an artist who works with glitter and resin, and you're all absolutely correct. It's a plague, and I love it. Studio floors are gorgeous, but it gets places I haven't been, ever. It's in my boyfriends welding helmet, and that doesn't come home.", ">\n\nI have 3 daughters and especially when they were younger it seemed like there was glitter everywhere in our house. Well I get a call from my sister who was part angry part couldn't stop laughing. I had given her some leftover infant diapers we had, and she was at the doctors with her recently born son.\nDuring the check up she saw a strange look come over the Docs face, concerned she moved to see what was going on and was horrified to see her sons balls sparkling with glitter.\nGlitter is trash, and gets EVERYWHERE.", ">\n\nWe buy stupid vinyl records that are damage the first time you use them, instead of CDs. CD s are just music delivery system. People buy non stick pans, which are disposable, as opposed to a stainless steel pans which will out last your grandchildren. People buy expensive cell phones that you throw out when the battery is dead. I have five working computers, that they turned off the operating systems. They say people buy fast fashion. Hell, I can't but anything else. I can live with the glitter.", ">\n\nI had my MacBook for 10 years. Still worked perfectly. But I couldn’t update it anymore. Roughly 6 months later, none of the apps I was trying to run would work anymore. So I had to get a new one. I didn’t need a new one. It was annoying. I like my current MacBook but I’m annoyed that I even have to have it.", ">\n\nthis sub needs an update it's littered with popular opinions", ">\n\nThe things people will do for karma.\nAnd people admit knowing the rules and upvoting when they agree", ">\n\nBioglitter ftw", ">\n\nNo glitter, ftmfw", ">\n\nWhy do you hate fun", ">\n\nWhy do you choose to be the way you are?", ">\n\nGlitter is the middle of sequins\nEdit: get rid of both" ]

[ "Glitter is the herpes of the crafting world", ">\n\nMy sister used to say this, she actually mailed our aunt a joke card filled with glitter designed to gently explode upon opening. When our aunt called our house, my sister just told her she gave her “glitter herpes” to remember her by. Six years latter, our aunt still finds little shiny specs on her couch and shag carpeting.", ">\n\nI'm so sorry to hear about your sister. I assume your aunt murdered her?", ">\n\nI'm sorry to hear Marcus's auntie still keeps shag carpeting. So much the worse for the glitter too.", ">\n\nYou got that wrong, Marcus's auntie keeps shagging carpets", ">\n\nMunch munch munch", ">\n\nDrove Uber, woman dropped a handful of glitter in the back seats, pissed I wouldn’t make a pit stop I guess. Didn’t notice, quick pick up of two nicely dressed women all in black on the way to a church service for their elderly mom. They noticed after sitting down in it. Still took the ride. I wanted to die seeing their black sparkly butts go up the church walk. Screw glitter and all who use it.", ">\n\nI'm not a huge fan of glitter, but biodegradable glitter does exist and is common. I think non-biodegradable glitter should stop being used though.", ">\n\nIt still gets EVERYWHERE", ">\n\nI don’t like sand", ">\n\nIt's coarse and rough and irritating", ">\n\nNot like here. Here everything is soft, and smooth.", ">\n\nRepeat after me kids:\nGLITTER IS LITTER", ">\n\nG-litter\nGlorious litter \nIt's pretty\nIt's still litter.", ">\n\n\"pretty to look at\" is as good as glitter gets", ">\n\nOf course. No one told you to eat it", ">\n\nA lot of times it contains heavy metals too", ">\n\nNo wonder those bands in the 80s used to use a lot of it", ">\n\nGlitter is the herpes of the rock world.", ">\n\nI think herpes was still the herpes of the rock world back then... poor Pam.", ">\n\nGlitter is not allowed in my house \nI allowed it once and still can find traces of it to this day....", ">\n\nI had a phone case with glitter. The thing busted months ago and I'm STILL finding traces of it", ">\n\nI will assault anyone who thinks it’s funny to give me a glitter bomb as a joke gift", ">\n\nGlitter bombs are only acceptable for cheating exes", ">\n\nAnd porch pirates", ">\n\nI saw a prank video about that on YouTube", ">\n\nYeah Mark Rober did it for 5 years, pretty epic prank", ">\n\nAs someone who just wore an all glitter dress I got for Christmas to an out of state function, I hate glitter. I burned the dress after I got home. Literally everywhere I went I left a trail of glitter and I felt like the biggest asshole on the planet. I went to go potty and the stall looked like someone murdered a glitter pixie. I don't think this is unpopular.", ">\n\nPotty? Grow up", ">\n\n/r/gatekeeping", ">\n\nPerhaps the most banal version of it.", ">\n\n\"Critics who treat 'adult' as a term of approval, instead of as a merely descriptive term, cannot be adult themselves. To be concerned about being grown up, to admire the grown up because it is grown up, to blush at the suspicion of being childish; these things are the marks of childhood and adolescence. And in childhood and adolescence they are, in moderation, healthy symptoms. Young things ought to want to grow. But to carry on into middle life or even into early manhood this concern about being adult is a mark of really arrested development. When I was ten, I read fairy tales in secret and would have been ashamed if I had been found doing so. Now that I am fifty I read them openly. When I became a man I put away childish things, including the fear of childishness and the desire to be very grown up.\" -- C.S. Lewis", ">\n\nAnd that's why I bought bio degradable glitter. I freaking love sparkles but the planet is important. There's also edible glitter that I plan on getting eventually.", ">\n\nIts fun. But you'll definitely spill some and find it everywhere for a few weeks. Not as bad as regular glitter tho. And your poop looks fancy for a day.\nBut: Biodegradable is a lie, usually. It's only biodegradable under VERY specific circumstances that are not met in a landfill or even most bio waste composting plants. Burning it works just fine :D", ">\n\nThis is popular as fuck", ">\n\nThe fact that glitter both exists and is used says otherwise.", ">\n\nI exist and am used, but I'm not popular.", ">\n\nBut are you biodegradable?", ">\n\nEverything except my bones.", ">\n\nGlitter is terrible. Now, sparkly stuff that doesn't bleed onto everything is okay and enjoyable. But glitter that leaks onto everything and never goes away is so bad", ">\n\nIm like a crow.. i need the shiny in my life", ">\n\nSAME", ">\n\nThe largest purchaser of glitter worldwide actively hides the fact that they are the largest purchaser of glitter worldwide", ">\n\nHow are you going to put me out there like that?", ">\n\nSorry De_Nilla the world has to know what you use all of it for", ">\n\nMy 6 year old could not disagree with this comment more strongly.", ">\n\nMy 4 year old too. \nShe dropped a tiny little tub of glitter on the floor (yay Christmas presents!) in the dining room and even after sweeping and hoovering the floor is SPARKLY!", ">\n\nyou could turn on a good old fashioned Kirby, leave it running in one spot for a century, pick it up and it will still sparkle under it", ">\n\nGlitter is a horrific abomination and if any type of plastic should be banned, it should be glitter.", ">\n\nI see your point. But it is oh so wonderful to send an enemy a glitter bomb.", ">\n\nPeople actually have enemies? And fantasize about vengeful antics?\nI really need to get out more", ">\n\nI would say this is the most popular opinion ever posted on this thread. NO ONE is coming out in support of glitter.", ">\n\ni support glitter 😂", ">\n\nDownvote this person into oblivion ☝️", ">\n\nThats a downvote for you! Glitter rules!", ">\n\nI hope you get it stuck in your hard to reach places!", ">\n\nAnd you have a life with no happy sparklies!", ">\n\nNGL, I don't even care about the whole micro plastics thing that much, I just hate the mess it leaves in general, seems the second a kid spills glitter in a house you're going to be finding little specs of glitter all around the place until the end of time. (or the building burns down, whatever is first) Even with effort to clean it up some always manages to remain. \nThink a good way of telling if a house was ever owned by a family with kids is just to have a good look at the gaps between floor boards, skirting and what not, any glitter and you know kids have likely been there.", ">\n\nI'm an artist who works with glitter and resin, and you're all absolutely correct. It's a plague, and I love it. Studio floors are gorgeous, but it gets places I haven't been, ever. It's in my boyfriends welding helmet, and that doesn't come home.", ">\n\nI have 3 daughters and especially when they were younger it seemed like there was glitter everywhere in our house. Well I get a call from my sister who was part angry part couldn't stop laughing. I had given her some leftover infant diapers we had, and she was at the doctors with her recently born son.\nDuring the check up she saw a strange look come over the Docs face, concerned she moved to see what was going on and was horrified to see her sons balls sparkling with glitter.\nGlitter is trash, and gets EVERYWHERE.", ">\n\nWe buy stupid vinyl records that are damage the first time you use them, instead of CDs. CD s are just music delivery system. People buy non stick pans, which are disposable, as opposed to a stainless steel pans which will out last your grandchildren. People buy expensive cell phones that you throw out when the battery is dead. I have five working computers, that they turned off the operating systems. They say people buy fast fashion. Hell, I can't but anything else. I can live with the glitter.", ">\n\nI had my MacBook for 10 years. Still worked perfectly. But I couldn’t update it anymore. Roughly 6 months later, none of the apps I was trying to run would work anymore. So I had to get a new one. I didn’t need a new one. It was annoying. I like my current MacBook but I’m annoyed that I even have to have it.", ">\n\nthis sub needs an update it's littered with popular opinions", ">\n\nThe things people will do for karma.\nAnd people admit knowing the rules and upvoting when they agree", ">\n\nBioglitter ftw", ">\n\nNo glitter, ftmfw", ">\n\nWhy do you hate fun", ">\n\nWhy do you choose to be the way you are?", ">\n\nGlitter is the middle of sequins\nEdit: get rid of both", ">\n\nI love glitter. They shine and shimmer" ]

[ "Glitter is the herpes of the crafting world", ">\n\nMy sister used to say this, she actually mailed our aunt a joke card filled with glitter designed to gently explode upon opening. When our aunt called our house, my sister just told her she gave her “glitter herpes” to remember her by. Six years latter, our aunt still finds little shiny specs on her couch and shag carpeting.", ">\n\nI'm so sorry to hear about your sister. I assume your aunt murdered her?", ">\n\nI'm sorry to hear Marcus's auntie still keeps shag carpeting. So much the worse for the glitter too.", ">\n\nYou got that wrong, Marcus's auntie keeps shagging carpets", ">\n\nMunch munch munch", ">\n\nDrove Uber, woman dropped a handful of glitter in the back seats, pissed I wouldn’t make a pit stop I guess. Didn’t notice, quick pick up of two nicely dressed women all in black on the way to a church service for their elderly mom. They noticed after sitting down in it. Still took the ride. I wanted to die seeing their black sparkly butts go up the church walk. Screw glitter and all who use it.", ">\n\nI'm not a huge fan of glitter, but biodegradable glitter does exist and is common. I think non-biodegradable glitter should stop being used though.", ">\n\nIt still gets EVERYWHERE", ">\n\nI don’t like sand", ">\n\nIt's coarse and rough and irritating", ">\n\nNot like here. Here everything is soft, and smooth.", ">\n\nRepeat after me kids:\nGLITTER IS LITTER", ">\n\nG-litter\nGlorious litter \nIt's pretty\nIt's still litter.", ">\n\n\"pretty to look at\" is as good as glitter gets", ">\n\nOf course. No one told you to eat it", ">\n\nA lot of times it contains heavy metals too", ">\n\nNo wonder those bands in the 80s used to use a lot of it", ">\n\nGlitter is the herpes of the rock world.", ">\n\nI think herpes was still the herpes of the rock world back then... poor Pam.", ">\n\nGlitter is not allowed in my house \nI allowed it once and still can find traces of it to this day....", ">\n\nI had a phone case with glitter. The thing busted months ago and I'm STILL finding traces of it", ">\n\nI will assault anyone who thinks it’s funny to give me a glitter bomb as a joke gift", ">\n\nGlitter bombs are only acceptable for cheating exes", ">\n\nAnd porch pirates", ">\n\nI saw a prank video about that on YouTube", ">\n\nYeah Mark Rober did it for 5 years, pretty epic prank", ">\n\nAs someone who just wore an all glitter dress I got for Christmas to an out of state function, I hate glitter. I burned the dress after I got home. Literally everywhere I went I left a trail of glitter and I felt like the biggest asshole on the planet. I went to go potty and the stall looked like someone murdered a glitter pixie. I don't think this is unpopular.", ">\n\nPotty? Grow up", ">\n\n/r/gatekeeping", ">\n\nPerhaps the most banal version of it.", ">\n\n\"Critics who treat 'adult' as a term of approval, instead of as a merely descriptive term, cannot be adult themselves. To be concerned about being grown up, to admire the grown up because it is grown up, to blush at the suspicion of being childish; these things are the marks of childhood and adolescence. And in childhood and adolescence they are, in moderation, healthy symptoms. Young things ought to want to grow. But to carry on into middle life or even into early manhood this concern about being adult is a mark of really arrested development. When I was ten, I read fairy tales in secret and would have been ashamed if I had been found doing so. Now that I am fifty I read them openly. When I became a man I put away childish things, including the fear of childishness and the desire to be very grown up.\" -- C.S. Lewis", ">\n\nAnd that's why I bought bio degradable glitter. I freaking love sparkles but the planet is important. There's also edible glitter that I plan on getting eventually.", ">\n\nIts fun. But you'll definitely spill some and find it everywhere for a few weeks. Not as bad as regular glitter tho. And your poop looks fancy for a day.\nBut: Biodegradable is a lie, usually. It's only biodegradable under VERY specific circumstances that are not met in a landfill or even most bio waste composting plants. Burning it works just fine :D", ">\n\nThis is popular as fuck", ">\n\nThe fact that glitter both exists and is used says otherwise.", ">\n\nI exist and am used, but I'm not popular.", ">\n\nBut are you biodegradable?", ">\n\nEverything except my bones.", ">\n\nGlitter is terrible. Now, sparkly stuff that doesn't bleed onto everything is okay and enjoyable. But glitter that leaks onto everything and never goes away is so bad", ">\n\nIm like a crow.. i need the shiny in my life", ">\n\nSAME", ">\n\nThe largest purchaser of glitter worldwide actively hides the fact that they are the largest purchaser of glitter worldwide", ">\n\nHow are you going to put me out there like that?", ">\n\nSorry De_Nilla the world has to know what you use all of it for", ">\n\nMy 6 year old could not disagree with this comment more strongly.", ">\n\nMy 4 year old too. \nShe dropped a tiny little tub of glitter on the floor (yay Christmas presents!) in the dining room and even after sweeping and hoovering the floor is SPARKLY!", ">\n\nyou could turn on a good old fashioned Kirby, leave it running in one spot for a century, pick it up and it will still sparkle under it", ">\n\nGlitter is a horrific abomination and if any type of plastic should be banned, it should be glitter.", ">\n\nI see your point. But it is oh so wonderful to send an enemy a glitter bomb.", ">\n\nPeople actually have enemies? And fantasize about vengeful antics?\nI really need to get out more", ">\n\nI would say this is the most popular opinion ever posted on this thread. NO ONE is coming out in support of glitter.", ">\n\ni support glitter 😂", ">\n\nDownvote this person into oblivion ☝️", ">\n\nThats a downvote for you! Glitter rules!", ">\n\nI hope you get it stuck in your hard to reach places!", ">\n\nAnd you have a life with no happy sparklies!", ">\n\nNGL, I don't even care about the whole micro plastics thing that much, I just hate the mess it leaves in general, seems the second a kid spills glitter in a house you're going to be finding little specs of glitter all around the place until the end of time. (or the building burns down, whatever is first) Even with effort to clean it up some always manages to remain. \nThink a good way of telling if a house was ever owned by a family with kids is just to have a good look at the gaps between floor boards, skirting and what not, any glitter and you know kids have likely been there.", ">\n\nI'm an artist who works with glitter and resin, and you're all absolutely correct. It's a plague, and I love it. Studio floors are gorgeous, but it gets places I haven't been, ever. It's in my boyfriends welding helmet, and that doesn't come home.", ">\n\nI have 3 daughters and especially when they were younger it seemed like there was glitter everywhere in our house. Well I get a call from my sister who was part angry part couldn't stop laughing. I had given her some leftover infant diapers we had, and she was at the doctors with her recently born son.\nDuring the check up she saw a strange look come over the Docs face, concerned she moved to see what was going on and was horrified to see her sons balls sparkling with glitter.\nGlitter is trash, and gets EVERYWHERE.", ">\n\nWe buy stupid vinyl records that are damage the first time you use them, instead of CDs. CD s are just music delivery system. People buy non stick pans, which are disposable, as opposed to a stainless steel pans which will out last your grandchildren. People buy expensive cell phones that you throw out when the battery is dead. I have five working computers, that they turned off the operating systems. They say people buy fast fashion. Hell, I can't but anything else. I can live with the glitter.", ">\n\nI had my MacBook for 10 years. Still worked perfectly. But I couldn’t update it anymore. Roughly 6 months later, none of the apps I was trying to run would work anymore. So I had to get a new one. I didn’t need a new one. It was annoying. I like my current MacBook but I’m annoyed that I even have to have it.", ">\n\nthis sub needs an update it's littered with popular opinions", ">\n\nThe things people will do for karma.\nAnd people admit knowing the rules and upvoting when they agree", ">\n\nBioglitter ftw", ">\n\nNo glitter, ftmfw", ">\n\nWhy do you hate fun", ">\n\nWhy do you choose to be the way you are?", ">\n\nGlitter is the middle of sequins\nEdit: get rid of both", ">\n\nI love glitter. They shine and shimmer", ">\n\ndid something concerning glitter happen to you recently lol? jusk askin" ]

[ "Glitter is the herpes of the crafting world", ">\n\nMy sister used to say this, she actually mailed our aunt a joke card filled with glitter designed to gently explode upon opening. When our aunt called our house, my sister just told her she gave her “glitter herpes” to remember her by. Six years latter, our aunt still finds little shiny specs on her couch and shag carpeting.", ">\n\nI'm so sorry to hear about your sister. I assume your aunt murdered her?", ">\n\nI'm sorry to hear Marcus's auntie still keeps shag carpeting. So much the worse for the glitter too.", ">\n\nYou got that wrong, Marcus's auntie keeps shagging carpets", ">\n\nMunch munch munch", ">\n\nDrove Uber, woman dropped a handful of glitter in the back seats, pissed I wouldn’t make a pit stop I guess. Didn’t notice, quick pick up of two nicely dressed women all in black on the way to a church service for their elderly mom. They noticed after sitting down in it. Still took the ride. I wanted to die seeing their black sparkly butts go up the church walk. Screw glitter and all who use it.", ">\n\nI'm not a huge fan of glitter, but biodegradable glitter does exist and is common. I think non-biodegradable glitter should stop being used though.", ">\n\nIt still gets EVERYWHERE", ">\n\nI don’t like sand", ">\n\nIt's coarse and rough and irritating", ">\n\nNot like here. Here everything is soft, and smooth.", ">\n\nRepeat after me kids:\nGLITTER IS LITTER", ">\n\nG-litter\nGlorious litter \nIt's pretty\nIt's still litter.", ">\n\n\"pretty to look at\" is as good as glitter gets", ">\n\nOf course. No one told you to eat it", ">\n\nA lot of times it contains heavy metals too", ">\n\nNo wonder those bands in the 80s used to use a lot of it", ">\n\nGlitter is the herpes of the rock world.", ">\n\nI think herpes was still the herpes of the rock world back then... poor Pam.", ">\n\nGlitter is not allowed in my house \nI allowed it once and still can find traces of it to this day....", ">\n\nI had a phone case with glitter. The thing busted months ago and I'm STILL finding traces of it", ">\n\nI will assault anyone who thinks it’s funny to give me a glitter bomb as a joke gift", ">\n\nGlitter bombs are only acceptable for cheating exes", ">\n\nAnd porch pirates", ">\n\nI saw a prank video about that on YouTube", ">\n\nYeah Mark Rober did it for 5 years, pretty epic prank", ">\n\nAs someone who just wore an all glitter dress I got for Christmas to an out of state function, I hate glitter. I burned the dress after I got home. Literally everywhere I went I left a trail of glitter and I felt like the biggest asshole on the planet. I went to go potty and the stall looked like someone murdered a glitter pixie. I don't think this is unpopular.", ">\n\nPotty? Grow up", ">\n\n/r/gatekeeping", ">\n\nPerhaps the most banal version of it.", ">\n\n\"Critics who treat 'adult' as a term of approval, instead of as a merely descriptive term, cannot be adult themselves. To be concerned about being grown up, to admire the grown up because it is grown up, to blush at the suspicion of being childish; these things are the marks of childhood and adolescence. And in childhood and adolescence they are, in moderation, healthy symptoms. Young things ought to want to grow. But to carry on into middle life or even into early manhood this concern about being adult is a mark of really arrested development. When I was ten, I read fairy tales in secret and would have been ashamed if I had been found doing so. Now that I am fifty I read them openly. When I became a man I put away childish things, including the fear of childishness and the desire to be very grown up.\" -- C.S. Lewis", ">\n\nAnd that's why I bought bio degradable glitter. I freaking love sparkles but the planet is important. There's also edible glitter that I plan on getting eventually.", ">\n\nIts fun. But you'll definitely spill some and find it everywhere for a few weeks. Not as bad as regular glitter tho. And your poop looks fancy for a day.\nBut: Biodegradable is a lie, usually. It's only biodegradable under VERY specific circumstances that are not met in a landfill or even most bio waste composting plants. Burning it works just fine :D", ">\n\nThis is popular as fuck", ">\n\nThe fact that glitter both exists and is used says otherwise.", ">\n\nI exist and am used, but I'm not popular.", ">\n\nBut are you biodegradable?", ">\n\nEverything except my bones.", ">\n\nGlitter is terrible. Now, sparkly stuff that doesn't bleed onto everything is okay and enjoyable. But glitter that leaks onto everything and never goes away is so bad", ">\n\nIm like a crow.. i need the shiny in my life", ">\n\nSAME", ">\n\nThe largest purchaser of glitter worldwide actively hides the fact that they are the largest purchaser of glitter worldwide", ">\n\nHow are you going to put me out there like that?", ">\n\nSorry De_Nilla the world has to know what you use all of it for", ">\n\nMy 6 year old could not disagree with this comment more strongly.", ">\n\nMy 4 year old too. \nShe dropped a tiny little tub of glitter on the floor (yay Christmas presents!) in the dining room and even after sweeping and hoovering the floor is SPARKLY!", ">\n\nyou could turn on a good old fashioned Kirby, leave it running in one spot for a century, pick it up and it will still sparkle under it", ">\n\nGlitter is a horrific abomination and if any type of plastic should be banned, it should be glitter.", ">\n\nI see your point. But it is oh so wonderful to send an enemy a glitter bomb.", ">\n\nPeople actually have enemies? And fantasize about vengeful antics?\nI really need to get out more", ">\n\nI would say this is the most popular opinion ever posted on this thread. NO ONE is coming out in support of glitter.", ">\n\ni support glitter 😂", ">\n\nDownvote this person into oblivion ☝️", ">\n\nThats a downvote for you! Glitter rules!", ">\n\nI hope you get it stuck in your hard to reach places!", ">\n\nAnd you have a life with no happy sparklies!", ">\n\nNGL, I don't even care about the whole micro plastics thing that much, I just hate the mess it leaves in general, seems the second a kid spills glitter in a house you're going to be finding little specs of glitter all around the place until the end of time. (or the building burns down, whatever is first) Even with effort to clean it up some always manages to remain. \nThink a good way of telling if a house was ever owned by a family with kids is just to have a good look at the gaps between floor boards, skirting and what not, any glitter and you know kids have likely been there.", ">\n\nI'm an artist who works with glitter and resin, and you're all absolutely correct. It's a plague, and I love it. Studio floors are gorgeous, but it gets places I haven't been, ever. It's in my boyfriends welding helmet, and that doesn't come home.", ">\n\nI have 3 daughters and especially when they were younger it seemed like there was glitter everywhere in our house. Well I get a call from my sister who was part angry part couldn't stop laughing. I had given her some leftover infant diapers we had, and she was at the doctors with her recently born son.\nDuring the check up she saw a strange look come over the Docs face, concerned she moved to see what was going on and was horrified to see her sons balls sparkling with glitter.\nGlitter is trash, and gets EVERYWHERE.", ">\n\nWe buy stupid vinyl records that are damage the first time you use them, instead of CDs. CD s are just music delivery system. People buy non stick pans, which are disposable, as opposed to a stainless steel pans which will out last your grandchildren. People buy expensive cell phones that you throw out when the battery is dead. I have five working computers, that they turned off the operating systems. They say people buy fast fashion. Hell, I can't but anything else. I can live with the glitter.", ">\n\nI had my MacBook for 10 years. Still worked perfectly. But I couldn’t update it anymore. Roughly 6 months later, none of the apps I was trying to run would work anymore. So I had to get a new one. I didn’t need a new one. It was annoying. I like my current MacBook but I’m annoyed that I even have to have it.", ">\n\nthis sub needs an update it's littered with popular opinions", ">\n\nThe things people will do for karma.\nAnd people admit knowing the rules and upvoting when they agree", ">\n\nBioglitter ftw", ">\n\nNo glitter, ftmfw", ">\n\nWhy do you hate fun", ">\n\nWhy do you choose to be the way you are?", ">\n\nGlitter is the middle of sequins\nEdit: get rid of both", ">\n\nI love glitter. They shine and shimmer", ">\n\ndid something concerning glitter happen to you recently lol? jusk askin", ">\n\nOP is probably another victim of the glitter boobytrap." ]

[ "Glitter is the herpes of the crafting world", ">\n\nMy sister used to say this, she actually mailed our aunt a joke card filled with glitter designed to gently explode upon opening. When our aunt called our house, my sister just told her she gave her “glitter herpes” to remember her by. Six years latter, our aunt still finds little shiny specs on her couch and shag carpeting.", ">\n\nI'm so sorry to hear about your sister. I assume your aunt murdered her?", ">\n\nI'm sorry to hear Marcus's auntie still keeps shag carpeting. So much the worse for the glitter too.", ">\n\nYou got that wrong, Marcus's auntie keeps shagging carpets", ">\n\nMunch munch munch", ">\n\nDrove Uber, woman dropped a handful of glitter in the back seats, pissed I wouldn’t make a pit stop I guess. Didn’t notice, quick pick up of two nicely dressed women all in black on the way to a church service for their elderly mom. They noticed after sitting down in it. Still took the ride. I wanted to die seeing their black sparkly butts go up the church walk. Screw glitter and all who use it.", ">\n\nI'm not a huge fan of glitter, but biodegradable glitter does exist and is common. I think non-biodegradable glitter should stop being used though.", ">\n\nIt still gets EVERYWHERE", ">\n\nI don’t like sand", ">\n\nIt's coarse and rough and irritating", ">\n\nNot like here. Here everything is soft, and smooth.", ">\n\nRepeat after me kids:\nGLITTER IS LITTER", ">\n\nG-litter\nGlorious litter \nIt's pretty\nIt's still litter.", ">\n\n\"pretty to look at\" is as good as glitter gets", ">\n\nOf course. No one told you to eat it", ">\n\nA lot of times it contains heavy metals too", ">\n\nNo wonder those bands in the 80s used to use a lot of it", ">\n\nGlitter is the herpes of the rock world.", ">\n\nI think herpes was still the herpes of the rock world back then... poor Pam.", ">\n\nGlitter is not allowed in my house \nI allowed it once and still can find traces of it to this day....", ">\n\nI had a phone case with glitter. The thing busted months ago and I'm STILL finding traces of it", ">\n\nI will assault anyone who thinks it’s funny to give me a glitter bomb as a joke gift", ">\n\nGlitter bombs are only acceptable for cheating exes", ">\n\nAnd porch pirates", ">\n\nI saw a prank video about that on YouTube", ">\n\nYeah Mark Rober did it for 5 years, pretty epic prank", ">\n\nAs someone who just wore an all glitter dress I got for Christmas to an out of state function, I hate glitter. I burned the dress after I got home. Literally everywhere I went I left a trail of glitter and I felt like the biggest asshole on the planet. I went to go potty and the stall looked like someone murdered a glitter pixie. I don't think this is unpopular.", ">\n\nPotty? Grow up", ">\n\n/r/gatekeeping", ">\n\nPerhaps the most banal version of it.", ">\n\n\"Critics who treat 'adult' as a term of approval, instead of as a merely descriptive term, cannot be adult themselves. To be concerned about being grown up, to admire the grown up because it is grown up, to blush at the suspicion of being childish; these things are the marks of childhood and adolescence. And in childhood and adolescence they are, in moderation, healthy symptoms. Young things ought to want to grow. But to carry on into middle life or even into early manhood this concern about being adult is a mark of really arrested development. When I was ten, I read fairy tales in secret and would have been ashamed if I had been found doing so. Now that I am fifty I read them openly. When I became a man I put away childish things, including the fear of childishness and the desire to be very grown up.\" -- C.S. Lewis", ">\n\nAnd that's why I bought bio degradable glitter. I freaking love sparkles but the planet is important. There's also edible glitter that I plan on getting eventually.", ">\n\nIts fun. But you'll definitely spill some and find it everywhere for a few weeks. Not as bad as regular glitter tho. And your poop looks fancy for a day.\nBut: Biodegradable is a lie, usually. It's only biodegradable under VERY specific circumstances that are not met in a landfill or even most bio waste composting plants. Burning it works just fine :D", ">\n\nThis is popular as fuck", ">\n\nThe fact that glitter both exists and is used says otherwise.", ">\n\nI exist and am used, but I'm not popular.", ">\n\nBut are you biodegradable?", ">\n\nEverything except my bones.", ">\n\nGlitter is terrible. Now, sparkly stuff that doesn't bleed onto everything is okay and enjoyable. But glitter that leaks onto everything and never goes away is so bad", ">\n\nIm like a crow.. i need the shiny in my life", ">\n\nSAME", ">\n\nThe largest purchaser of glitter worldwide actively hides the fact that they are the largest purchaser of glitter worldwide", ">\n\nHow are you going to put me out there like that?", ">\n\nSorry De_Nilla the world has to know what you use all of it for", ">\n\nMy 6 year old could not disagree with this comment more strongly.", ">\n\nMy 4 year old too. \nShe dropped a tiny little tub of glitter on the floor (yay Christmas presents!) in the dining room and even after sweeping and hoovering the floor is SPARKLY!", ">\n\nyou could turn on a good old fashioned Kirby, leave it running in one spot for a century, pick it up and it will still sparkle under it", ">\n\nGlitter is a horrific abomination and if any type of plastic should be banned, it should be glitter.", ">\n\nI see your point. But it is oh so wonderful to send an enemy a glitter bomb.", ">\n\nPeople actually have enemies? And fantasize about vengeful antics?\nI really need to get out more", ">\n\nI would say this is the most popular opinion ever posted on this thread. NO ONE is coming out in support of glitter.", ">\n\ni support glitter 😂", ">\n\nDownvote this person into oblivion ☝️", ">\n\nThats a downvote for you! Glitter rules!", ">\n\nI hope you get it stuck in your hard to reach places!", ">\n\nAnd you have a life with no happy sparklies!", ">\n\nNGL, I don't even care about the whole micro plastics thing that much, I just hate the mess it leaves in general, seems the second a kid spills glitter in a house you're going to be finding little specs of glitter all around the place until the end of time. (or the building burns down, whatever is first) Even with effort to clean it up some always manages to remain. \nThink a good way of telling if a house was ever owned by a family with kids is just to have a good look at the gaps between floor boards, skirting and what not, any glitter and you know kids have likely been there.", ">\n\nI'm an artist who works with glitter and resin, and you're all absolutely correct. It's a plague, and I love it. Studio floors are gorgeous, but it gets places I haven't been, ever. It's in my boyfriends welding helmet, and that doesn't come home.", ">\n\nI have 3 daughters and especially when they were younger it seemed like there was glitter everywhere in our house. Well I get a call from my sister who was part angry part couldn't stop laughing. I had given her some leftover infant diapers we had, and she was at the doctors with her recently born son.\nDuring the check up she saw a strange look come over the Docs face, concerned she moved to see what was going on and was horrified to see her sons balls sparkling with glitter.\nGlitter is trash, and gets EVERYWHERE.", ">\n\nWe buy stupid vinyl records that are damage the first time you use them, instead of CDs. CD s are just music delivery system. People buy non stick pans, which are disposable, as opposed to a stainless steel pans which will out last your grandchildren. People buy expensive cell phones that you throw out when the battery is dead. I have five working computers, that they turned off the operating systems. They say people buy fast fashion. Hell, I can't but anything else. I can live with the glitter.", ">\n\nI had my MacBook for 10 years. Still worked perfectly. But I couldn’t update it anymore. Roughly 6 months later, none of the apps I was trying to run would work anymore. So I had to get a new one. I didn’t need a new one. It was annoying. I like my current MacBook but I’m annoyed that I even have to have it.", ">\n\nthis sub needs an update it's littered with popular opinions", ">\n\nThe things people will do for karma.\nAnd people admit knowing the rules and upvoting when they agree", ">\n\nBioglitter ftw", ">\n\nNo glitter, ftmfw", ">\n\nWhy do you hate fun", ">\n\nWhy do you choose to be the way you are?", ">\n\nGlitter is the middle of sequins\nEdit: get rid of both", ">\n\nI love glitter. They shine and shimmer", ">\n\ndid something concerning glitter happen to you recently lol? jusk askin", ">\n\nOP is probably another victim of the glitter boobytrap.", ">\n\ni’m a raver so reading these comments is just painful 😭😭😭😭" ]

[ "Glitter is the herpes of the crafting world", ">\n\nMy sister used to say this, she actually mailed our aunt a joke card filled with glitter designed to gently explode upon opening. When our aunt called our house, my sister just told her she gave her “glitter herpes” to remember her by. Six years latter, our aunt still finds little shiny specs on her couch and shag carpeting.", ">\n\nI'm so sorry to hear about your sister. I assume your aunt murdered her?", ">\n\nI'm sorry to hear Marcus's auntie still keeps shag carpeting. So much the worse for the glitter too.", ">\n\nYou got that wrong, Marcus's auntie keeps shagging carpets", ">\n\nMunch munch munch", ">\n\nDrove Uber, woman dropped a handful of glitter in the back seats, pissed I wouldn’t make a pit stop I guess. Didn’t notice, quick pick up of two nicely dressed women all in black on the way to a church service for their elderly mom. They noticed after sitting down in it. Still took the ride. I wanted to die seeing their black sparkly butts go up the church walk. Screw glitter and all who use it.", ">\n\nI'm not a huge fan of glitter, but biodegradable glitter does exist and is common. I think non-biodegradable glitter should stop being used though.", ">\n\nIt still gets EVERYWHERE", ">\n\nI don’t like sand", ">\n\nIt's coarse and rough and irritating", ">\n\nNot like here. Here everything is soft, and smooth.", ">\n\nRepeat after me kids:\nGLITTER IS LITTER", ">\n\nG-litter\nGlorious litter \nIt's pretty\nIt's still litter.", ">\n\n\"pretty to look at\" is as good as glitter gets", ">\n\nOf course. No one told you to eat it", ">\n\nA lot of times it contains heavy metals too", ">\n\nNo wonder those bands in the 80s used to use a lot of it", ">\n\nGlitter is the herpes of the rock world.", ">\n\nI think herpes was still the herpes of the rock world back then... poor Pam.", ">\n\nGlitter is not allowed in my house \nI allowed it once and still can find traces of it to this day....", ">\n\nI had a phone case with glitter. The thing busted months ago and I'm STILL finding traces of it", ">\n\nI will assault anyone who thinks it’s funny to give me a glitter bomb as a joke gift", ">\n\nGlitter bombs are only acceptable for cheating exes", ">\n\nAnd porch pirates", ">\n\nI saw a prank video about that on YouTube", ">\n\nYeah Mark Rober did it for 5 years, pretty epic prank", ">\n\nAs someone who just wore an all glitter dress I got for Christmas to an out of state function, I hate glitter. I burned the dress after I got home. Literally everywhere I went I left a trail of glitter and I felt like the biggest asshole on the planet. I went to go potty and the stall looked like someone murdered a glitter pixie. I don't think this is unpopular.", ">\n\nPotty? Grow up", ">\n\n/r/gatekeeping", ">\n\nPerhaps the most banal version of it.", ">\n\n\"Critics who treat 'adult' as a term of approval, instead of as a merely descriptive term, cannot be adult themselves. To be concerned about being grown up, to admire the grown up because it is grown up, to blush at the suspicion of being childish; these things are the marks of childhood and adolescence. And in childhood and adolescence they are, in moderation, healthy symptoms. Young things ought to want to grow. But to carry on into middle life or even into early manhood this concern about being adult is a mark of really arrested development. When I was ten, I read fairy tales in secret and would have been ashamed if I had been found doing so. Now that I am fifty I read them openly. When I became a man I put away childish things, including the fear of childishness and the desire to be very grown up.\" -- C.S. Lewis", ">\n\nAnd that's why I bought bio degradable glitter. I freaking love sparkles but the planet is important. There's also edible glitter that I plan on getting eventually.", ">\n\nIts fun. But you'll definitely spill some and find it everywhere for a few weeks. Not as bad as regular glitter tho. And your poop looks fancy for a day.\nBut: Biodegradable is a lie, usually. It's only biodegradable under VERY specific circumstances that are not met in a landfill or even most bio waste composting plants. Burning it works just fine :D", ">\n\nThis is popular as fuck", ">\n\nThe fact that glitter both exists and is used says otherwise.", ">\n\nI exist and am used, but I'm not popular.", ">\n\nBut are you biodegradable?", ">\n\nEverything except my bones.", ">\n\nGlitter is terrible. Now, sparkly stuff that doesn't bleed onto everything is okay and enjoyable. But glitter that leaks onto everything and never goes away is so bad", ">\n\nIm like a crow.. i need the shiny in my life", ">\n\nSAME", ">\n\nThe largest purchaser of glitter worldwide actively hides the fact that they are the largest purchaser of glitter worldwide", ">\n\nHow are you going to put me out there like that?", ">\n\nSorry De_Nilla the world has to know what you use all of it for", ">\n\nMy 6 year old could not disagree with this comment more strongly.", ">\n\nMy 4 year old too. \nShe dropped a tiny little tub of glitter on the floor (yay Christmas presents!) in the dining room and even after sweeping and hoovering the floor is SPARKLY!", ">\n\nyou could turn on a good old fashioned Kirby, leave it running in one spot for a century, pick it up and it will still sparkle under it", ">\n\nGlitter is a horrific abomination and if any type of plastic should be banned, it should be glitter.", ">\n\nI see your point. But it is oh so wonderful to send an enemy a glitter bomb.", ">\n\nPeople actually have enemies? And fantasize about vengeful antics?\nI really need to get out more", ">\n\nI would say this is the most popular opinion ever posted on this thread. NO ONE is coming out in support of glitter.", ">\n\ni support glitter 😂", ">\n\nDownvote this person into oblivion ☝️", ">\n\nThats a downvote for you! Glitter rules!", ">\n\nI hope you get it stuck in your hard to reach places!", ">\n\nAnd you have a life with no happy sparklies!", ">\n\nNGL, I don't even care about the whole micro plastics thing that much, I just hate the mess it leaves in general, seems the second a kid spills glitter in a house you're going to be finding little specs of glitter all around the place until the end of time. (or the building burns down, whatever is first) Even with effort to clean it up some always manages to remain. \nThink a good way of telling if a house was ever owned by a family with kids is just to have a good look at the gaps between floor boards, skirting and what not, any glitter and you know kids have likely been there.", ">\n\nI'm an artist who works with glitter and resin, and you're all absolutely correct. It's a plague, and I love it. Studio floors are gorgeous, but it gets places I haven't been, ever. It's in my boyfriends welding helmet, and that doesn't come home.", ">\n\nI have 3 daughters and especially when they were younger it seemed like there was glitter everywhere in our house. Well I get a call from my sister who was part angry part couldn't stop laughing. I had given her some leftover infant diapers we had, and she was at the doctors with her recently born son.\nDuring the check up she saw a strange look come over the Docs face, concerned she moved to see what was going on and was horrified to see her sons balls sparkling with glitter.\nGlitter is trash, and gets EVERYWHERE.", ">\n\nWe buy stupid vinyl records that are damage the first time you use them, instead of CDs. CD s are just music delivery system. People buy non stick pans, which are disposable, as opposed to a stainless steel pans which will out last your grandchildren. People buy expensive cell phones that you throw out when the battery is dead. I have five working computers, that they turned off the operating systems. They say people buy fast fashion. Hell, I can't but anything else. I can live with the glitter.", ">\n\nI had my MacBook for 10 years. Still worked perfectly. But I couldn’t update it anymore. Roughly 6 months later, none of the apps I was trying to run would work anymore. So I had to get a new one. I didn’t need a new one. It was annoying. I like my current MacBook but I’m annoyed that I even have to have it.", ">\n\nthis sub needs an update it's littered with popular opinions", ">\n\nThe things people will do for karma.\nAnd people admit knowing the rules and upvoting when they agree", ">\n\nBioglitter ftw", ">\n\nNo glitter, ftmfw", ">\n\nWhy do you hate fun", ">\n\nWhy do you choose to be the way you are?", ">\n\nGlitter is the middle of sequins\nEdit: get rid of both", ">\n\nI love glitter. They shine and shimmer", ">\n\ndid something concerning glitter happen to you recently lol? jusk askin", ">\n\nOP is probably another victim of the glitter boobytrap.", ">\n\ni’m a raver so reading these comments is just painful 😭😭😭😭", ">\n\nBuy the bio/eco-friendly glitter! I use it for music festivals and love it." ]

[ "Glitter is the herpes of the crafting world", ">\n\nMy sister used to say this, she actually mailed our aunt a joke card filled with glitter designed to gently explode upon opening. When our aunt called our house, my sister just told her she gave her “glitter herpes” to remember her by. Six years latter, our aunt still finds little shiny specs on her couch and shag carpeting.", ">\n\nI'm so sorry to hear about your sister. I assume your aunt murdered her?", ">\n\nI'm sorry to hear Marcus's auntie still keeps shag carpeting. So much the worse for the glitter too.", ">\n\nYou got that wrong, Marcus's auntie keeps shagging carpets", ">\n\nMunch munch munch", ">\n\nDrove Uber, woman dropped a handful of glitter in the back seats, pissed I wouldn’t make a pit stop I guess. Didn’t notice, quick pick up of two nicely dressed women all in black on the way to a church service for their elderly mom. They noticed after sitting down in it. Still took the ride. I wanted to die seeing their black sparkly butts go up the church walk. Screw glitter and all who use it.", ">\n\nI'm not a huge fan of glitter, but biodegradable glitter does exist and is common. I think non-biodegradable glitter should stop being used though.", ">\n\nIt still gets EVERYWHERE", ">\n\nI don’t like sand", ">\n\nIt's coarse and rough and irritating", ">\n\nNot like here. Here everything is soft, and smooth.", ">\n\nRepeat after me kids:\nGLITTER IS LITTER", ">\n\nG-litter\nGlorious litter \nIt's pretty\nIt's still litter.", ">\n\n\"pretty to look at\" is as good as glitter gets", ">\n\nOf course. No one told you to eat it", ">\n\nA lot of times it contains heavy metals too", ">\n\nNo wonder those bands in the 80s used to use a lot of it", ">\n\nGlitter is the herpes of the rock world.", ">\n\nI think herpes was still the herpes of the rock world back then... poor Pam.", ">\n\nGlitter is not allowed in my house \nI allowed it once and still can find traces of it to this day....", ">\n\nI had a phone case with glitter. The thing busted months ago and I'm STILL finding traces of it", ">\n\nI will assault anyone who thinks it’s funny to give me a glitter bomb as a joke gift", ">\n\nGlitter bombs are only acceptable for cheating exes", ">\n\nAnd porch pirates", ">\n\nI saw a prank video about that on YouTube", ">\n\nYeah Mark Rober did it for 5 years, pretty epic prank", ">\n\nAs someone who just wore an all glitter dress I got for Christmas to an out of state function, I hate glitter. I burned the dress after I got home. Literally everywhere I went I left a trail of glitter and I felt like the biggest asshole on the planet. I went to go potty and the stall looked like someone murdered a glitter pixie. I don't think this is unpopular.", ">\n\nPotty? Grow up", ">\n\n/r/gatekeeping", ">\n\nPerhaps the most banal version of it.", ">\n\n\"Critics who treat 'adult' as a term of approval, instead of as a merely descriptive term, cannot be adult themselves. To be concerned about being grown up, to admire the grown up because it is grown up, to blush at the suspicion of being childish; these things are the marks of childhood and adolescence. And in childhood and adolescence they are, in moderation, healthy symptoms. Young things ought to want to grow. But to carry on into middle life or even into early manhood this concern about being adult is a mark of really arrested development. When I was ten, I read fairy tales in secret and would have been ashamed if I had been found doing so. Now that I am fifty I read them openly. When I became a man I put away childish things, including the fear of childishness and the desire to be very grown up.\" -- C.S. Lewis", ">\n\nAnd that's why I bought bio degradable glitter. I freaking love sparkles but the planet is important. There's also edible glitter that I plan on getting eventually.", ">\n\nIts fun. But you'll definitely spill some and find it everywhere for a few weeks. Not as bad as regular glitter tho. And your poop looks fancy for a day.\nBut: Biodegradable is a lie, usually. It's only biodegradable under VERY specific circumstances that are not met in a landfill or even most bio waste composting plants. Burning it works just fine :D", ">\n\nThis is popular as fuck", ">\n\nThe fact that glitter both exists and is used says otherwise.", ">\n\nI exist and am used, but I'm not popular.", ">\n\nBut are you biodegradable?", ">\n\nEverything except my bones.", ">\n\nGlitter is terrible. Now, sparkly stuff that doesn't bleed onto everything is okay and enjoyable. But glitter that leaks onto everything and never goes away is so bad", ">\n\nIm like a crow.. i need the shiny in my life", ">\n\nSAME", ">\n\nThe largest purchaser of glitter worldwide actively hides the fact that they are the largest purchaser of glitter worldwide", ">\n\nHow are you going to put me out there like that?", ">\n\nSorry De_Nilla the world has to know what you use all of it for", ">\n\nMy 6 year old could not disagree with this comment more strongly.", ">\n\nMy 4 year old too. \nShe dropped a tiny little tub of glitter on the floor (yay Christmas presents!) in the dining room and even after sweeping and hoovering the floor is SPARKLY!", ">\n\nyou could turn on a good old fashioned Kirby, leave it running in one spot for a century, pick it up and it will still sparkle under it", ">\n\nGlitter is a horrific abomination and if any type of plastic should be banned, it should be glitter.", ">\n\nI see your point. But it is oh so wonderful to send an enemy a glitter bomb.", ">\n\nPeople actually have enemies? And fantasize about vengeful antics?\nI really need to get out more", ">\n\nI would say this is the most popular opinion ever posted on this thread. NO ONE is coming out in support of glitter.", ">\n\ni support glitter 😂", ">\n\nDownvote this person into oblivion ☝️", ">\n\nThats a downvote for you! Glitter rules!", ">\n\nI hope you get it stuck in your hard to reach places!", ">\n\nAnd you have a life with no happy sparklies!", ">\n\nNGL, I don't even care about the whole micro plastics thing that much, I just hate the mess it leaves in general, seems the second a kid spills glitter in a house you're going to be finding little specs of glitter all around the place until the end of time. (or the building burns down, whatever is first) Even with effort to clean it up some always manages to remain. \nThink a good way of telling if a house was ever owned by a family with kids is just to have a good look at the gaps between floor boards, skirting and what not, any glitter and you know kids have likely been there.", ">\n\nI'm an artist who works with glitter and resin, and you're all absolutely correct. It's a plague, and I love it. Studio floors are gorgeous, but it gets places I haven't been, ever. It's in my boyfriends welding helmet, and that doesn't come home.", ">\n\nI have 3 daughters and especially when they were younger it seemed like there was glitter everywhere in our house. Well I get a call from my sister who was part angry part couldn't stop laughing. I had given her some leftover infant diapers we had, and she was at the doctors with her recently born son.\nDuring the check up she saw a strange look come over the Docs face, concerned she moved to see what was going on and was horrified to see her sons balls sparkling with glitter.\nGlitter is trash, and gets EVERYWHERE.", ">\n\nWe buy stupid vinyl records that are damage the first time you use them, instead of CDs. CD s are just music delivery system. People buy non stick pans, which are disposable, as opposed to a stainless steel pans which will out last your grandchildren. People buy expensive cell phones that you throw out when the battery is dead. I have five working computers, that they turned off the operating systems. They say people buy fast fashion. Hell, I can't but anything else. I can live with the glitter.", ">\n\nI had my MacBook for 10 years. Still worked perfectly. But I couldn’t update it anymore. Roughly 6 months later, none of the apps I was trying to run would work anymore. So I had to get a new one. I didn’t need a new one. It was annoying. I like my current MacBook but I’m annoyed that I even have to have it.", ">\n\nthis sub needs an update it's littered with popular opinions", ">\n\nThe things people will do for karma.\nAnd people admit knowing the rules and upvoting when they agree", ">\n\nBioglitter ftw", ">\n\nNo glitter, ftmfw", ">\n\nWhy do you hate fun", ">\n\nWhy do you choose to be the way you are?", ">\n\nGlitter is the middle of sequins\nEdit: get rid of both", ">\n\nI love glitter. They shine and shimmer", ">\n\ndid something concerning glitter happen to you recently lol? jusk askin", ">\n\nOP is probably another victim of the glitter boobytrap.", ">\n\ni’m a raver so reading these comments is just painful 😭😭😭😭", ">\n\nBuy the bio/eco-friendly glitter! I use it for music festivals and love it.", ">\n\ngood idea 😊😊😊" ]

[ "Glitter is the herpes of the crafting world", ">\n\nMy sister used to say this, she actually mailed our aunt a joke card filled with glitter designed to gently explode upon opening. When our aunt called our house, my sister just told her she gave her “glitter herpes” to remember her by. Six years latter, our aunt still finds little shiny specs on her couch and shag carpeting.", ">\n\nI'm so sorry to hear about your sister. I assume your aunt murdered her?", ">\n\nI'm sorry to hear Marcus's auntie still keeps shag carpeting. So much the worse for the glitter too.", ">\n\nYou got that wrong, Marcus's auntie keeps shagging carpets", ">\n\nMunch munch munch", ">\n\nDrove Uber, woman dropped a handful of glitter in the back seats, pissed I wouldn’t make a pit stop I guess. Didn’t notice, quick pick up of two nicely dressed women all in black on the way to a church service for their elderly mom. They noticed after sitting down in it. Still took the ride. I wanted to die seeing their black sparkly butts go up the church walk. Screw glitter and all who use it.", ">\n\nI'm not a huge fan of glitter, but biodegradable glitter does exist and is common. I think non-biodegradable glitter should stop being used though.", ">\n\nIt still gets EVERYWHERE", ">\n\nI don’t like sand", ">\n\nIt's coarse and rough and irritating", ">\n\nNot like here. Here everything is soft, and smooth.", ">\n\nRepeat after me kids:\nGLITTER IS LITTER", ">\n\nG-litter\nGlorious litter \nIt's pretty\nIt's still litter.", ">\n\n\"pretty to look at\" is as good as glitter gets", ">\n\nOf course. No one told you to eat it", ">\n\nA lot of times it contains heavy metals too", ">\n\nNo wonder those bands in the 80s used to use a lot of it", ">\n\nGlitter is the herpes of the rock world.", ">\n\nI think herpes was still the herpes of the rock world back then... poor Pam.", ">\n\nGlitter is not allowed in my house \nI allowed it once and still can find traces of it to this day....", ">\n\nI had a phone case with glitter. The thing busted months ago and I'm STILL finding traces of it", ">\n\nI will assault anyone who thinks it’s funny to give me a glitter bomb as a joke gift", ">\n\nGlitter bombs are only acceptable for cheating exes", ">\n\nAnd porch pirates", ">\n\nI saw a prank video about that on YouTube", ">\n\nYeah Mark Rober did it for 5 years, pretty epic prank", ">\n\nAs someone who just wore an all glitter dress I got for Christmas to an out of state function, I hate glitter. I burned the dress after I got home. Literally everywhere I went I left a trail of glitter and I felt like the biggest asshole on the planet. I went to go potty and the stall looked like someone murdered a glitter pixie. I don't think this is unpopular.", ">\n\nPotty? Grow up", ">\n\n/r/gatekeeping", ">\n\nPerhaps the most banal version of it.", ">\n\n\"Critics who treat 'adult' as a term of approval, instead of as a merely descriptive term, cannot be adult themselves. To be concerned about being grown up, to admire the grown up because it is grown up, to blush at the suspicion of being childish; these things are the marks of childhood and adolescence. And in childhood and adolescence they are, in moderation, healthy symptoms. Young things ought to want to grow. But to carry on into middle life or even into early manhood this concern about being adult is a mark of really arrested development. When I was ten, I read fairy tales in secret and would have been ashamed if I had been found doing so. Now that I am fifty I read them openly. When I became a man I put away childish things, including the fear of childishness and the desire to be very grown up.\" -- C.S. Lewis", ">\n\nAnd that's why I bought bio degradable glitter. I freaking love sparkles but the planet is important. There's also edible glitter that I plan on getting eventually.", ">\n\nIts fun. But you'll definitely spill some and find it everywhere for a few weeks. Not as bad as regular glitter tho. And your poop looks fancy for a day.\nBut: Biodegradable is a lie, usually. It's only biodegradable under VERY specific circumstances that are not met in a landfill or even most bio waste composting plants. Burning it works just fine :D", ">\n\nThis is popular as fuck", ">\n\nThe fact that glitter both exists and is used says otherwise.", ">\n\nI exist and am used, but I'm not popular.", ">\n\nBut are you biodegradable?", ">\n\nEverything except my bones.", ">\n\nGlitter is terrible. Now, sparkly stuff that doesn't bleed onto everything is okay and enjoyable. But glitter that leaks onto everything and never goes away is so bad", ">\n\nIm like a crow.. i need the shiny in my life", ">\n\nSAME", ">\n\nThe largest purchaser of glitter worldwide actively hides the fact that they are the largest purchaser of glitter worldwide", ">\n\nHow are you going to put me out there like that?", ">\n\nSorry De_Nilla the world has to know what you use all of it for", ">\n\nMy 6 year old could not disagree with this comment more strongly.", ">\n\nMy 4 year old too. \nShe dropped a tiny little tub of glitter on the floor (yay Christmas presents!) in the dining room and even after sweeping and hoovering the floor is SPARKLY!", ">\n\nyou could turn on a good old fashioned Kirby, leave it running in one spot for a century, pick it up and it will still sparkle under it", ">\n\nGlitter is a horrific abomination and if any type of plastic should be banned, it should be glitter.", ">\n\nI see your point. But it is oh so wonderful to send an enemy a glitter bomb.", ">\n\nPeople actually have enemies? And fantasize about vengeful antics?\nI really need to get out more", ">\n\nI would say this is the most popular opinion ever posted on this thread. NO ONE is coming out in support of glitter.", ">\n\ni support glitter 😂", ">\n\nDownvote this person into oblivion ☝️", ">\n\nThats a downvote for you! Glitter rules!", ">\n\nI hope you get it stuck in your hard to reach places!", ">\n\nAnd you have a life with no happy sparklies!", ">\n\nNGL, I don't even care about the whole micro plastics thing that much, I just hate the mess it leaves in general, seems the second a kid spills glitter in a house you're going to be finding little specs of glitter all around the place until the end of time. (or the building burns down, whatever is first) Even with effort to clean it up some always manages to remain. \nThink a good way of telling if a house was ever owned by a family with kids is just to have a good look at the gaps between floor boards, skirting and what not, any glitter and you know kids have likely been there.", ">\n\nI'm an artist who works with glitter and resin, and you're all absolutely correct. It's a plague, and I love it. Studio floors are gorgeous, but it gets places I haven't been, ever. It's in my boyfriends welding helmet, and that doesn't come home.", ">\n\nI have 3 daughters and especially when they were younger it seemed like there was glitter everywhere in our house. Well I get a call from my sister who was part angry part couldn't stop laughing. I had given her some leftover infant diapers we had, and she was at the doctors with her recently born son.\nDuring the check up she saw a strange look come over the Docs face, concerned she moved to see what was going on and was horrified to see her sons balls sparkling with glitter.\nGlitter is trash, and gets EVERYWHERE.", ">\n\nWe buy stupid vinyl records that are damage the first time you use them, instead of CDs. CD s are just music delivery system. People buy non stick pans, which are disposable, as opposed to a stainless steel pans which will out last your grandchildren. People buy expensive cell phones that you throw out when the battery is dead. I have five working computers, that they turned off the operating systems. They say people buy fast fashion. Hell, I can't but anything else. I can live with the glitter.", ">\n\nI had my MacBook for 10 years. Still worked perfectly. But I couldn’t update it anymore. Roughly 6 months later, none of the apps I was trying to run would work anymore. So I had to get a new one. I didn’t need a new one. It was annoying. I like my current MacBook but I’m annoyed that I even have to have it.", ">\n\nthis sub needs an update it's littered with popular opinions", ">\n\nThe things people will do for karma.\nAnd people admit knowing the rules and upvoting when they agree", ">\n\nBioglitter ftw", ">\n\nNo glitter, ftmfw", ">\n\nWhy do you hate fun", ">\n\nWhy do you choose to be the way you are?", ">\n\nGlitter is the middle of sequins\nEdit: get rid of both", ">\n\nI love glitter. They shine and shimmer", ">\n\ndid something concerning glitter happen to you recently lol? jusk askin", ">\n\nOP is probably another victim of the glitter boobytrap.", ">\n\ni’m a raver so reading these comments is just painful 😭😭😭😭", ">\n\nBuy the bio/eco-friendly glitter! I use it for music festivals and love it.", ">\n\ngood idea 😊😊😊", ">\n\nWhen I need to use glitter, I'm buying a biodegradable one. Problem solved" ]

[ "Glitter is the herpes of the crafting world", ">\n\nMy sister used to say this, she actually mailed our aunt a joke card filled with glitter designed to gently explode upon opening. When our aunt called our house, my sister just told her she gave her “glitter herpes” to remember her by. Six years latter, our aunt still finds little shiny specs on her couch and shag carpeting.", ">\n\nI'm so sorry to hear about your sister. I assume your aunt murdered her?", ">\n\nI'm sorry to hear Marcus's auntie still keeps shag carpeting. So much the worse for the glitter too.", ">\n\nYou got that wrong, Marcus's auntie keeps shagging carpets", ">\n\nMunch munch munch", ">\n\nDrove Uber, woman dropped a handful of glitter in the back seats, pissed I wouldn’t make a pit stop I guess. Didn’t notice, quick pick up of two nicely dressed women all in black on the way to a church service for their elderly mom. They noticed after sitting down in it. Still took the ride. I wanted to die seeing their black sparkly butts go up the church walk. Screw glitter and all who use it.", ">\n\nI'm not a huge fan of glitter, but biodegradable glitter does exist and is common. I think non-biodegradable glitter should stop being used though.", ">\n\nIt still gets EVERYWHERE", ">\n\nI don’t like sand", ">\n\nIt's coarse and rough and irritating", ">\n\nNot like here. Here everything is soft, and smooth.", ">\n\nRepeat after me kids:\nGLITTER IS LITTER", ">\n\nG-litter\nGlorious litter \nIt's pretty\nIt's still litter.", ">\n\n\"pretty to look at\" is as good as glitter gets", ">\n\nOf course. No one told you to eat it", ">\n\nA lot of times it contains heavy metals too", ">\n\nNo wonder those bands in the 80s used to use a lot of it", ">\n\nGlitter is the herpes of the rock world.", ">\n\nI think herpes was still the herpes of the rock world back then... poor Pam.", ">\n\nGlitter is not allowed in my house \nI allowed it once and still can find traces of it to this day....", ">\n\nI had a phone case with glitter. The thing busted months ago and I'm STILL finding traces of it", ">\n\nI will assault anyone who thinks it’s funny to give me a glitter bomb as a joke gift", ">\n\nGlitter bombs are only acceptable for cheating exes", ">\n\nAnd porch pirates", ">\n\nI saw a prank video about that on YouTube", ">\n\nYeah Mark Rober did it for 5 years, pretty epic prank", ">\n\nAs someone who just wore an all glitter dress I got for Christmas to an out of state function, I hate glitter. I burned the dress after I got home. Literally everywhere I went I left a trail of glitter and I felt like the biggest asshole on the planet. I went to go potty and the stall looked like someone murdered a glitter pixie. I don't think this is unpopular.", ">\n\nPotty? Grow up", ">\n\n/r/gatekeeping", ">\n\nPerhaps the most banal version of it.", ">\n\n\"Critics who treat 'adult' as a term of approval, instead of as a merely descriptive term, cannot be adult themselves. To be concerned about being grown up, to admire the grown up because it is grown up, to blush at the suspicion of being childish; these things are the marks of childhood and adolescence. And in childhood and adolescence they are, in moderation, healthy symptoms. Young things ought to want to grow. But to carry on into middle life or even into early manhood this concern about being adult is a mark of really arrested development. When I was ten, I read fairy tales in secret and would have been ashamed if I had been found doing so. Now that I am fifty I read them openly. When I became a man I put away childish things, including the fear of childishness and the desire to be very grown up.\" -- C.S. Lewis", ">\n\nAnd that's why I bought bio degradable glitter. I freaking love sparkles but the planet is important. There's also edible glitter that I plan on getting eventually.", ">\n\nIts fun. But you'll definitely spill some and find it everywhere for a few weeks. Not as bad as regular glitter tho. And your poop looks fancy for a day.\nBut: Biodegradable is a lie, usually. It's only biodegradable under VERY specific circumstances that are not met in a landfill or even most bio waste composting plants. Burning it works just fine :D", ">\n\nThis is popular as fuck", ">\n\nThe fact that glitter both exists and is used says otherwise.", ">\n\nI exist and am used, but I'm not popular.", ">\n\nBut are you biodegradable?", ">\n\nEverything except my bones.", ">\n\nGlitter is terrible. Now, sparkly stuff that doesn't bleed onto everything is okay and enjoyable. But glitter that leaks onto everything and never goes away is so bad", ">\n\nIm like a crow.. i need the shiny in my life", ">\n\nSAME", ">\n\nThe largest purchaser of glitter worldwide actively hides the fact that they are the largest purchaser of glitter worldwide", ">\n\nHow are you going to put me out there like that?", ">\n\nSorry De_Nilla the world has to know what you use all of it for", ">\n\nMy 6 year old could not disagree with this comment more strongly.", ">\n\nMy 4 year old too. \nShe dropped a tiny little tub of glitter on the floor (yay Christmas presents!) in the dining room and even after sweeping and hoovering the floor is SPARKLY!", ">\n\nyou could turn on a good old fashioned Kirby, leave it running in one spot for a century, pick it up and it will still sparkle under it", ">\n\nGlitter is a horrific abomination and if any type of plastic should be banned, it should be glitter.", ">\n\nI see your point. But it is oh so wonderful to send an enemy a glitter bomb.", ">\n\nPeople actually have enemies? And fantasize about vengeful antics?\nI really need to get out more", ">\n\nI would say this is the most popular opinion ever posted on this thread. NO ONE is coming out in support of glitter.", ">\n\ni support glitter 😂", ">\n\nDownvote this person into oblivion ☝️", ">\n\nThats a downvote for you! Glitter rules!", ">\n\nI hope you get it stuck in your hard to reach places!", ">\n\nAnd you have a life with no happy sparklies!", ">\n\nNGL, I don't even care about the whole micro plastics thing that much, I just hate the mess it leaves in general, seems the second a kid spills glitter in a house you're going to be finding little specs of glitter all around the place until the end of time. (or the building burns down, whatever is first) Even with effort to clean it up some always manages to remain. \nThink a good way of telling if a house was ever owned by a family with kids is just to have a good look at the gaps between floor boards, skirting and what not, any glitter and you know kids have likely been there.", ">\n\nI'm an artist who works with glitter and resin, and you're all absolutely correct. It's a plague, and I love it. Studio floors are gorgeous, but it gets places I haven't been, ever. It's in my boyfriends welding helmet, and that doesn't come home.", ">\n\nI have 3 daughters and especially when they were younger it seemed like there was glitter everywhere in our house. Well I get a call from my sister who was part angry part couldn't stop laughing. I had given her some leftover infant diapers we had, and she was at the doctors with her recently born son.\nDuring the check up she saw a strange look come over the Docs face, concerned she moved to see what was going on and was horrified to see her sons balls sparkling with glitter.\nGlitter is trash, and gets EVERYWHERE.", ">\n\nWe buy stupid vinyl records that are damage the first time you use them, instead of CDs. CD s are just music delivery system. People buy non stick pans, which are disposable, as opposed to a stainless steel pans which will out last your grandchildren. People buy expensive cell phones that you throw out when the battery is dead. I have five working computers, that they turned off the operating systems. They say people buy fast fashion. Hell, I can't but anything else. I can live with the glitter.", ">\n\nI had my MacBook for 10 years. Still worked perfectly. But I couldn’t update it anymore. Roughly 6 months later, none of the apps I was trying to run would work anymore. So I had to get a new one. I didn’t need a new one. It was annoying. I like my current MacBook but I’m annoyed that I even have to have it.", ">\n\nthis sub needs an update it's littered with popular opinions", ">\n\nThe things people will do for karma.\nAnd people admit knowing the rules and upvoting when they agree", ">\n\nBioglitter ftw", ">\n\nNo glitter, ftmfw", ">\n\nWhy do you hate fun", ">\n\nWhy do you choose to be the way you are?", ">\n\nGlitter is the middle of sequins\nEdit: get rid of both", ">\n\nI love glitter. They shine and shimmer", ">\n\ndid something concerning glitter happen to you recently lol? jusk askin", ">\n\nOP is probably another victim of the glitter boobytrap.", ">\n\ni’m a raver so reading these comments is just painful 😭😭😭😭", ">\n\nBuy the bio/eco-friendly glitter! I use it for music festivals and love it.", ">\n\ngood idea 😊😊😊", ">\n\nWhen I need to use glitter, I'm buying a biodegradable one. Problem solved", ">\n\nI think it's funny that every time I go to a music festival the people who say they love the planet the most are the first to throw glitter and chemical glow sticks like it's going out of style." ]

[ "Glitter is the herpes of the crafting world", ">\n\nMy sister used to say this, she actually mailed our aunt a joke card filled with glitter designed to gently explode upon opening. When our aunt called our house, my sister just told her she gave her “glitter herpes” to remember her by. Six years latter, our aunt still finds little shiny specs on her couch and shag carpeting.", ">\n\nI'm so sorry to hear about your sister. I assume your aunt murdered her?", ">\n\nI'm sorry to hear Marcus's auntie still keeps shag carpeting. So much the worse for the glitter too.", ">\n\nYou got that wrong, Marcus's auntie keeps shagging carpets", ">\n\nMunch munch munch", ">\n\nDrove Uber, woman dropped a handful of glitter in the back seats, pissed I wouldn’t make a pit stop I guess. Didn’t notice, quick pick up of two nicely dressed women all in black on the way to a church service for their elderly mom. They noticed after sitting down in it. Still took the ride. I wanted to die seeing their black sparkly butts go up the church walk. Screw glitter and all who use it.", ">\n\nI'm not a huge fan of glitter, but biodegradable glitter does exist and is common. I think non-biodegradable glitter should stop being used though.", ">\n\nIt still gets EVERYWHERE", ">\n\nI don’t like sand", ">\n\nIt's coarse and rough and irritating", ">\n\nNot like here. Here everything is soft, and smooth.", ">\n\nRepeat after me kids:\nGLITTER IS LITTER", ">\n\nG-litter\nGlorious litter \nIt's pretty\nIt's still litter.", ">\n\n\"pretty to look at\" is as good as glitter gets", ">\n\nOf course. No one told you to eat it", ">\n\nA lot of times it contains heavy metals too", ">\n\nNo wonder those bands in the 80s used to use a lot of it", ">\n\nGlitter is the herpes of the rock world.", ">\n\nI think herpes was still the herpes of the rock world back then... poor Pam.", ">\n\nGlitter is not allowed in my house \nI allowed it once and still can find traces of it to this day....", ">\n\nI had a phone case with glitter. The thing busted months ago and I'm STILL finding traces of it", ">\n\nI will assault anyone who thinks it’s funny to give me a glitter bomb as a joke gift", ">\n\nGlitter bombs are only acceptable for cheating exes", ">\n\nAnd porch pirates", ">\n\nI saw a prank video about that on YouTube", ">\n\nYeah Mark Rober did it for 5 years, pretty epic prank", ">\n\nAs someone who just wore an all glitter dress I got for Christmas to an out of state function, I hate glitter. I burned the dress after I got home. Literally everywhere I went I left a trail of glitter and I felt like the biggest asshole on the planet. I went to go potty and the stall looked like someone murdered a glitter pixie. I don't think this is unpopular.", ">\n\nPotty? Grow up", ">\n\n/r/gatekeeping", ">\n\nPerhaps the most banal version of it.", ">\n\n\"Critics who treat 'adult' as a term of approval, instead of as a merely descriptive term, cannot be adult themselves. To be concerned about being grown up, to admire the grown up because it is grown up, to blush at the suspicion of being childish; these things are the marks of childhood and adolescence. And in childhood and adolescence they are, in moderation, healthy symptoms. Young things ought to want to grow. But to carry on into middle life or even into early manhood this concern about being adult is a mark of really arrested development. When I was ten, I read fairy tales in secret and would have been ashamed if I had been found doing so. Now that I am fifty I read them openly. When I became a man I put away childish things, including the fear of childishness and the desire to be very grown up.\" -- C.S. Lewis", ">\n\nAnd that's why I bought bio degradable glitter. I freaking love sparkles but the planet is important. There's also edible glitter that I plan on getting eventually.", ">\n\nIts fun. But you'll definitely spill some and find it everywhere for a few weeks. Not as bad as regular glitter tho. And your poop looks fancy for a day.\nBut: Biodegradable is a lie, usually. It's only biodegradable under VERY specific circumstances that are not met in a landfill or even most bio waste composting plants. Burning it works just fine :D", ">\n\nThis is popular as fuck", ">\n\nThe fact that glitter both exists and is used says otherwise.", ">\n\nI exist and am used, but I'm not popular.", ">\n\nBut are you biodegradable?", ">\n\nEverything except my bones.", ">\n\nGlitter is terrible. Now, sparkly stuff that doesn't bleed onto everything is okay and enjoyable. But glitter that leaks onto everything and never goes away is so bad", ">\n\nIm like a crow.. i need the shiny in my life", ">\n\nSAME", ">\n\nThe largest purchaser of glitter worldwide actively hides the fact that they are the largest purchaser of glitter worldwide", ">\n\nHow are you going to put me out there like that?", ">\n\nSorry De_Nilla the world has to know what you use all of it for", ">\n\nMy 6 year old could not disagree with this comment more strongly.", ">\n\nMy 4 year old too. \nShe dropped a tiny little tub of glitter on the floor (yay Christmas presents!) in the dining room and even after sweeping and hoovering the floor is SPARKLY!", ">\n\nyou could turn on a good old fashioned Kirby, leave it running in one spot for a century, pick it up and it will still sparkle under it", ">\n\nGlitter is a horrific abomination and if any type of plastic should be banned, it should be glitter.", ">\n\nI see your point. But it is oh so wonderful to send an enemy a glitter bomb.", ">\n\nPeople actually have enemies? And fantasize about vengeful antics?\nI really need to get out more", ">\n\nI would say this is the most popular opinion ever posted on this thread. NO ONE is coming out in support of glitter.", ">\n\ni support glitter 😂", ">\n\nDownvote this person into oblivion ☝️", ">\n\nThats a downvote for you! Glitter rules!", ">\n\nI hope you get it stuck in your hard to reach places!", ">\n\nAnd you have a life with no happy sparklies!", ">\n\nNGL, I don't even care about the whole micro plastics thing that much, I just hate the mess it leaves in general, seems the second a kid spills glitter in a house you're going to be finding little specs of glitter all around the place until the end of time. (or the building burns down, whatever is first) Even with effort to clean it up some always manages to remain. \nThink a good way of telling if a house was ever owned by a family with kids is just to have a good look at the gaps between floor boards, skirting and what not, any glitter and you know kids have likely been there.", ">\n\nI'm an artist who works with glitter and resin, and you're all absolutely correct. It's a plague, and I love it. Studio floors are gorgeous, but it gets places I haven't been, ever. It's in my boyfriends welding helmet, and that doesn't come home.", ">\n\nI have 3 daughters and especially when they were younger it seemed like there was glitter everywhere in our house. Well I get a call from my sister who was part angry part couldn't stop laughing. I had given her some leftover infant diapers we had, and she was at the doctors with her recently born son.\nDuring the check up she saw a strange look come over the Docs face, concerned she moved to see what was going on and was horrified to see her sons balls sparkling with glitter.\nGlitter is trash, and gets EVERYWHERE.", ">\n\nWe buy stupid vinyl records that are damage the first time you use them, instead of CDs. CD s are just music delivery system. People buy non stick pans, which are disposable, as opposed to a stainless steel pans which will out last your grandchildren. People buy expensive cell phones that you throw out when the battery is dead. I have five working computers, that they turned off the operating systems. They say people buy fast fashion. Hell, I can't but anything else. I can live with the glitter.", ">\n\nI had my MacBook for 10 years. Still worked perfectly. But I couldn’t update it anymore. Roughly 6 months later, none of the apps I was trying to run would work anymore. So I had to get a new one. I didn’t need a new one. It was annoying. I like my current MacBook but I’m annoyed that I even have to have it.", ">\n\nthis sub needs an update it's littered with popular opinions", ">\n\nThe things people will do for karma.\nAnd people admit knowing the rules and upvoting when they agree", ">\n\nBioglitter ftw", ">\n\nNo glitter, ftmfw", ">\n\nWhy do you hate fun", ">\n\nWhy do you choose to be the way you are?", ">\n\nGlitter is the middle of sequins\nEdit: get rid of both", ">\n\nI love glitter. They shine and shimmer", ">\n\ndid something concerning glitter happen to you recently lol? jusk askin", ">\n\nOP is probably another victim of the glitter boobytrap.", ">\n\ni’m a raver so reading these comments is just painful 😭😭😭😭", ">\n\nBuy the bio/eco-friendly glitter! I use it for music festivals and love it.", ">\n\ngood idea 😊😊😊", ">\n\nWhen I need to use glitter, I'm buying a biodegradable one. Problem solved", ">\n\nI think it's funny that every time I go to a music festival the people who say they love the planet the most are the first to throw glitter and chemical glow sticks like it's going out of style.", ">\n\nI go to music festivals and love face glitter, but I buy the bio/eco glitter that is made from algae. Not trying to be confrontational with you, just don't want you to think that everyone who loves to sparkle hates the environment." ]

[ "Glitter is the herpes of the crafting world", ">\n\nMy sister used to say this, she actually mailed our aunt a joke card filled with glitter designed to gently explode upon opening. When our aunt called our house, my sister just told her she gave her “glitter herpes” to remember her by. Six years latter, our aunt still finds little shiny specs on her couch and shag carpeting.", ">\n\nI'm so sorry to hear about your sister. I assume your aunt murdered her?", ">\n\nI'm sorry to hear Marcus's auntie still keeps shag carpeting. So much the worse for the glitter too.", ">\n\nYou got that wrong, Marcus's auntie keeps shagging carpets", ">\n\nMunch munch munch", ">\n\nDrove Uber, woman dropped a handful of glitter in the back seats, pissed I wouldn’t make a pit stop I guess. Didn’t notice, quick pick up of two nicely dressed women all in black on the way to a church service for their elderly mom. They noticed after sitting down in it. Still took the ride. I wanted to die seeing their black sparkly butts go up the church walk. Screw glitter and all who use it.", ">\n\nI'm not a huge fan of glitter, but biodegradable glitter does exist and is common. I think non-biodegradable glitter should stop being used though.", ">\n\nIt still gets EVERYWHERE", ">\n\nI don’t like sand", ">\n\nIt's coarse and rough and irritating", ">\n\nNot like here. Here everything is soft, and smooth.", ">\n\nRepeat after me kids:\nGLITTER IS LITTER", ">\n\nG-litter\nGlorious litter \nIt's pretty\nIt's still litter.", ">\n\n\"pretty to look at\" is as good as glitter gets", ">\n\nOf course. No one told you to eat it", ">\n\nA lot of times it contains heavy metals too", ">\n\nNo wonder those bands in the 80s used to use a lot of it", ">\n\nGlitter is the herpes of the rock world.", ">\n\nI think herpes was still the herpes of the rock world back then... poor Pam.", ">\n\nGlitter is not allowed in my house \nI allowed it once and still can find traces of it to this day....", ">\n\nI had a phone case with glitter. The thing busted months ago and I'm STILL finding traces of it", ">\n\nI will assault anyone who thinks it’s funny to give me a glitter bomb as a joke gift", ">\n\nGlitter bombs are only acceptable for cheating exes", ">\n\nAnd porch pirates", ">\n\nI saw a prank video about that on YouTube", ">\n\nYeah Mark Rober did it for 5 years, pretty epic prank", ">\n\nAs someone who just wore an all glitter dress I got for Christmas to an out of state function, I hate glitter. I burned the dress after I got home. Literally everywhere I went I left a trail of glitter and I felt like the biggest asshole on the planet. I went to go potty and the stall looked like someone murdered a glitter pixie. I don't think this is unpopular.", ">\n\nPotty? Grow up", ">\n\n/r/gatekeeping", ">\n\nPerhaps the most banal version of it.", ">\n\n\"Critics who treat 'adult' as a term of approval, instead of as a merely descriptive term, cannot be adult themselves. To be concerned about being grown up, to admire the grown up because it is grown up, to blush at the suspicion of being childish; these things are the marks of childhood and adolescence. And in childhood and adolescence they are, in moderation, healthy symptoms. Young things ought to want to grow. But to carry on into middle life or even into early manhood this concern about being adult is a mark of really arrested development. When I was ten, I read fairy tales in secret and would have been ashamed if I had been found doing so. Now that I am fifty I read them openly. When I became a man I put away childish things, including the fear of childishness and the desire to be very grown up.\" -- C.S. Lewis", ">\n\nAnd that's why I bought bio degradable glitter. I freaking love sparkles but the planet is important. There's also edible glitter that I plan on getting eventually.", ">\n\nIts fun. But you'll definitely spill some and find it everywhere for a few weeks. Not as bad as regular glitter tho. And your poop looks fancy for a day.\nBut: Biodegradable is a lie, usually. It's only biodegradable under VERY specific circumstances that are not met in a landfill or even most bio waste composting plants. Burning it works just fine :D", ">\n\nThis is popular as fuck", ">\n\nThe fact that glitter both exists and is used says otherwise.", ">\n\nI exist and am used, but I'm not popular.", ">\n\nBut are you biodegradable?", ">\n\nEverything except my bones.", ">\n\nGlitter is terrible. Now, sparkly stuff that doesn't bleed onto everything is okay and enjoyable. But glitter that leaks onto everything and never goes away is so bad", ">\n\nIm like a crow.. i need the shiny in my life", ">\n\nSAME", ">\n\nThe largest purchaser of glitter worldwide actively hides the fact that they are the largest purchaser of glitter worldwide", ">\n\nHow are you going to put me out there like that?", ">\n\nSorry De_Nilla the world has to know what you use all of it for", ">\n\nMy 6 year old could not disagree with this comment more strongly.", ">\n\nMy 4 year old too. \nShe dropped a tiny little tub of glitter on the floor (yay Christmas presents!) in the dining room and even after sweeping and hoovering the floor is SPARKLY!", ">\n\nyou could turn on a good old fashioned Kirby, leave it running in one spot for a century, pick it up and it will still sparkle under it", ">\n\nGlitter is a horrific abomination and if any type of plastic should be banned, it should be glitter.", ">\n\nI see your point. But it is oh so wonderful to send an enemy a glitter bomb.", ">\n\nPeople actually have enemies? And fantasize about vengeful antics?\nI really need to get out more", ">\n\nI would say this is the most popular opinion ever posted on this thread. NO ONE is coming out in support of glitter.", ">\n\ni support glitter 😂", ">\n\nDownvote this person into oblivion ☝️", ">\n\nThats a downvote for you! Glitter rules!", ">\n\nI hope you get it stuck in your hard to reach places!", ">\n\nAnd you have a life with no happy sparklies!", ">\n\nNGL, I don't even care about the whole micro plastics thing that much, I just hate the mess it leaves in general, seems the second a kid spills glitter in a house you're going to be finding little specs of glitter all around the place until the end of time. (or the building burns down, whatever is first) Even with effort to clean it up some always manages to remain. \nThink a good way of telling if a house was ever owned by a family with kids is just to have a good look at the gaps between floor boards, skirting and what not, any glitter and you know kids have likely been there.", ">\n\nI'm an artist who works with glitter and resin, and you're all absolutely correct. It's a plague, and I love it. Studio floors are gorgeous, but it gets places I haven't been, ever. It's in my boyfriends welding helmet, and that doesn't come home.", ">\n\nI have 3 daughters and especially when they were younger it seemed like there was glitter everywhere in our house. Well I get a call from my sister who was part angry part couldn't stop laughing. I had given her some leftover infant diapers we had, and she was at the doctors with her recently born son.\nDuring the check up she saw a strange look come over the Docs face, concerned she moved to see what was going on and was horrified to see her sons balls sparkling with glitter.\nGlitter is trash, and gets EVERYWHERE.", ">\n\nWe buy stupid vinyl records that are damage the first time you use them, instead of CDs. CD s are just music delivery system. People buy non stick pans, which are disposable, as opposed to a stainless steel pans which will out last your grandchildren. People buy expensive cell phones that you throw out when the battery is dead. I have five working computers, that they turned off the operating systems. They say people buy fast fashion. Hell, I can't but anything else. I can live with the glitter.", ">\n\nI had my MacBook for 10 years. Still worked perfectly. But I couldn’t update it anymore. Roughly 6 months later, none of the apps I was trying to run would work anymore. So I had to get a new one. I didn’t need a new one. It was annoying. I like my current MacBook but I’m annoyed that I even have to have it.", ">\n\nthis sub needs an update it's littered with popular opinions", ">\n\nThe things people will do for karma.\nAnd people admit knowing the rules and upvoting when they agree", ">\n\nBioglitter ftw", ">\n\nNo glitter, ftmfw", ">\n\nWhy do you hate fun", ">\n\nWhy do you choose to be the way you are?", ">\n\nGlitter is the middle of sequins\nEdit: get rid of both", ">\n\nI love glitter. They shine and shimmer", ">\n\ndid something concerning glitter happen to you recently lol? jusk askin", ">\n\nOP is probably another victim of the glitter boobytrap.", ">\n\ni’m a raver so reading these comments is just painful 😭😭😭😭", ">\n\nBuy the bio/eco-friendly glitter! I use it for music festivals and love it.", ">\n\ngood idea 😊😊😊", ">\n\nWhen I need to use glitter, I'm buying a biodegradable one. Problem solved", ">\n\nI think it's funny that every time I go to a music festival the people who say they love the planet the most are the first to throw glitter and chemical glow sticks like it's going out of style.", ">\n\nI go to music festivals and love face glitter, but I buy the bio/eco glitter that is made from algae. Not trying to be confrontational with you, just don't want you to think that everyone who loves to sparkle hates the environment.", ">\n\nI hate both" ]

[ "Glitter is the herpes of the crafting world", ">\n\nMy sister used to say this, she actually mailed our aunt a joke card filled with glitter designed to gently explode upon opening. When our aunt called our house, my sister just told her she gave her “glitter herpes” to remember her by. Six years latter, our aunt still finds little shiny specs on her couch and shag carpeting.", ">\n\nI'm so sorry to hear about your sister. I assume your aunt murdered her?", ">\n\nI'm sorry to hear Marcus's auntie still keeps shag carpeting. So much the worse for the glitter too.", ">\n\nYou got that wrong, Marcus's auntie keeps shagging carpets", ">\n\nMunch munch munch", ">\n\nDrove Uber, woman dropped a handful of glitter in the back seats, pissed I wouldn’t make a pit stop I guess. Didn’t notice, quick pick up of two nicely dressed women all in black on the way to a church service for their elderly mom. They noticed after sitting down in it. Still took the ride. I wanted to die seeing their black sparkly butts go up the church walk. Screw glitter and all who use it.", ">\n\nI'm not a huge fan of glitter, but biodegradable glitter does exist and is common. I think non-biodegradable glitter should stop being used though.", ">\n\nIt still gets EVERYWHERE", ">\n\nI don’t like sand", ">\n\nIt's coarse and rough and irritating", ">\n\nNot like here. Here everything is soft, and smooth.", ">\n\nRepeat after me kids:\nGLITTER IS LITTER", ">\n\nG-litter\nGlorious litter \nIt's pretty\nIt's still litter.", ">\n\n\"pretty to look at\" is as good as glitter gets", ">\n\nOf course. No one told you to eat it", ">\n\nA lot of times it contains heavy metals too", ">\n\nNo wonder those bands in the 80s used to use a lot of it", ">\n\nGlitter is the herpes of the rock world.", ">\n\nI think herpes was still the herpes of the rock world back then... poor Pam.", ">\n\nGlitter is not allowed in my house \nI allowed it once and still can find traces of it to this day....", ">\n\nI had a phone case with glitter. The thing busted months ago and I'm STILL finding traces of it", ">\n\nI will assault anyone who thinks it’s funny to give me a glitter bomb as a joke gift", ">\n\nGlitter bombs are only acceptable for cheating exes", ">\n\nAnd porch pirates", ">\n\nI saw a prank video about that on YouTube", ">\n\nYeah Mark Rober did it for 5 years, pretty epic prank", ">\n\nAs someone who just wore an all glitter dress I got for Christmas to an out of state function, I hate glitter. I burned the dress after I got home. Literally everywhere I went I left a trail of glitter and I felt like the biggest asshole on the planet. I went to go potty and the stall looked like someone murdered a glitter pixie. I don't think this is unpopular.", ">\n\nPotty? Grow up", ">\n\n/r/gatekeeping", ">\n\nPerhaps the most banal version of it.", ">\n\n\"Critics who treat 'adult' as a term of approval, instead of as a merely descriptive term, cannot be adult themselves. To be concerned about being grown up, to admire the grown up because it is grown up, to blush at the suspicion of being childish; these things are the marks of childhood and adolescence. And in childhood and adolescence they are, in moderation, healthy symptoms. Young things ought to want to grow. But to carry on into middle life or even into early manhood this concern about being adult is a mark of really arrested development. When I was ten, I read fairy tales in secret and would have been ashamed if I had been found doing so. Now that I am fifty I read them openly. When I became a man I put away childish things, including the fear of childishness and the desire to be very grown up.\" -- C.S. Lewis", ">\n\nAnd that's why I bought bio degradable glitter. I freaking love sparkles but the planet is important. There's also edible glitter that I plan on getting eventually.", ">\n\nIts fun. But you'll definitely spill some and find it everywhere for a few weeks. Not as bad as regular glitter tho. And your poop looks fancy for a day.\nBut: Biodegradable is a lie, usually. It's only biodegradable under VERY specific circumstances that are not met in a landfill or even most bio waste composting plants. Burning it works just fine :D", ">\n\nThis is popular as fuck", ">\n\nThe fact that glitter both exists and is used says otherwise.", ">\n\nI exist and am used, but I'm not popular.", ">\n\nBut are you biodegradable?", ">\n\nEverything except my bones.", ">\n\nGlitter is terrible. Now, sparkly stuff that doesn't bleed onto everything is okay and enjoyable. But glitter that leaks onto everything and never goes away is so bad", ">\n\nIm like a crow.. i need the shiny in my life", ">\n\nSAME", ">\n\nThe largest purchaser of glitter worldwide actively hides the fact that they are the largest purchaser of glitter worldwide", ">\n\nHow are you going to put me out there like that?", ">\n\nSorry De_Nilla the world has to know what you use all of it for", ">\n\nMy 6 year old could not disagree with this comment more strongly.", ">\n\nMy 4 year old too. \nShe dropped a tiny little tub of glitter on the floor (yay Christmas presents!) in the dining room and even after sweeping and hoovering the floor is SPARKLY!", ">\n\nyou could turn on a good old fashioned Kirby, leave it running in one spot for a century, pick it up and it will still sparkle under it", ">\n\nGlitter is a horrific abomination and if any type of plastic should be banned, it should be glitter.", ">\n\nI see your point. But it is oh so wonderful to send an enemy a glitter bomb.", ">\n\nPeople actually have enemies? And fantasize about vengeful antics?\nI really need to get out more", ">\n\nI would say this is the most popular opinion ever posted on this thread. NO ONE is coming out in support of glitter.", ">\n\ni support glitter 😂", ">\n\nDownvote this person into oblivion ☝️", ">\n\nThats a downvote for you! Glitter rules!", ">\n\nI hope you get it stuck in your hard to reach places!", ">\n\nAnd you have a life with no happy sparklies!", ">\n\nNGL, I don't even care about the whole micro plastics thing that much, I just hate the mess it leaves in general, seems the second a kid spills glitter in a house you're going to be finding little specs of glitter all around the place until the end of time. (or the building burns down, whatever is first) Even with effort to clean it up some always manages to remain. \nThink a good way of telling if a house was ever owned by a family with kids is just to have a good look at the gaps between floor boards, skirting and what not, any glitter and you know kids have likely been there.", ">\n\nI'm an artist who works with glitter and resin, and you're all absolutely correct. It's a plague, and I love it. Studio floors are gorgeous, but it gets places I haven't been, ever. It's in my boyfriends welding helmet, and that doesn't come home.", ">\n\nI have 3 daughters and especially when they were younger it seemed like there was glitter everywhere in our house. Well I get a call from my sister who was part angry part couldn't stop laughing. I had given her some leftover infant diapers we had, and she was at the doctors with her recently born son.\nDuring the check up she saw a strange look come over the Docs face, concerned she moved to see what was going on and was horrified to see her sons balls sparkling with glitter.\nGlitter is trash, and gets EVERYWHERE.", ">\n\nWe buy stupid vinyl records that are damage the first time you use them, instead of CDs. CD s are just music delivery system. People buy non stick pans, which are disposable, as opposed to a stainless steel pans which will out last your grandchildren. People buy expensive cell phones that you throw out when the battery is dead. I have five working computers, that they turned off the operating systems. They say people buy fast fashion. Hell, I can't but anything else. I can live with the glitter.", ">\n\nI had my MacBook for 10 years. Still worked perfectly. But I couldn’t update it anymore. Roughly 6 months later, none of the apps I was trying to run would work anymore. So I had to get a new one. I didn’t need a new one. It was annoying. I like my current MacBook but I’m annoyed that I even have to have it.", ">\n\nthis sub needs an update it's littered with popular opinions", ">\n\nThe things people will do for karma.\nAnd people admit knowing the rules and upvoting when they agree", ">\n\nBioglitter ftw", ">\n\nNo glitter, ftmfw", ">\n\nWhy do you hate fun", ">\n\nWhy do you choose to be the way you are?", ">\n\nGlitter is the middle of sequins\nEdit: get rid of both", ">\n\nI love glitter. They shine and shimmer", ">\n\ndid something concerning glitter happen to you recently lol? jusk askin", ">\n\nOP is probably another victim of the glitter boobytrap.", ">\n\ni’m a raver so reading these comments is just painful 😭😭😭😭", ">\n\nBuy the bio/eco-friendly glitter! I use it for music festivals and love it.", ">\n\ngood idea 😊😊😊", ">\n\nWhen I need to use glitter, I'm buying a biodegradable one. Problem solved", ">\n\nI think it's funny that every time I go to a music festival the people who say they love the planet the most are the first to throw glitter and chemical glow sticks like it's going out of style.", ">\n\nI go to music festivals and love face glitter, but I buy the bio/eco glitter that is made from algae. Not trying to be confrontational with you, just don't want you to think that everyone who loves to sparkle hates the environment.", ">\n\nI hate both", ">\n\nThis isn't an unpopular opinion....\nIDK if you've seen Good Mythical Morning, but they had glitter on the show ONCE and then instituted a serious, company-wide policy of banning glitter completely. Link still looks mad whenever the subject of glitter comes up." ]

[ "Glitter is the herpes of the crafting world", ">\n\nMy sister used to say this, she actually mailed our aunt a joke card filled with glitter designed to gently explode upon opening. When our aunt called our house, my sister just told her she gave her “glitter herpes” to remember her by. Six years latter, our aunt still finds little shiny specs on her couch and shag carpeting.", ">\n\nI'm so sorry to hear about your sister. I assume your aunt murdered her?", ">\n\nI'm sorry to hear Marcus's auntie still keeps shag carpeting. So much the worse for the glitter too.", ">\n\nYou got that wrong, Marcus's auntie keeps shagging carpets", ">\n\nMunch munch munch", ">\n\nDrove Uber, woman dropped a handful of glitter in the back seats, pissed I wouldn’t make a pit stop I guess. Didn’t notice, quick pick up of two nicely dressed women all in black on the way to a church service for their elderly mom. They noticed after sitting down in it. Still took the ride. I wanted to die seeing their black sparkly butts go up the church walk. Screw glitter and all who use it.", ">\n\nI'm not a huge fan of glitter, but biodegradable glitter does exist and is common. I think non-biodegradable glitter should stop being used though.", ">\n\nIt still gets EVERYWHERE", ">\n\nI don’t like sand", ">\n\nIt's coarse and rough and irritating", ">\n\nNot like here. Here everything is soft, and smooth.", ">\n\nRepeat after me kids:\nGLITTER IS LITTER", ">\n\nG-litter\nGlorious litter \nIt's pretty\nIt's still litter.", ">\n\n\"pretty to look at\" is as good as glitter gets", ">\n\nOf course. No one told you to eat it", ">\n\nA lot of times it contains heavy metals too", ">\n\nNo wonder those bands in the 80s used to use a lot of it", ">\n\nGlitter is the herpes of the rock world.", ">\n\nI think herpes was still the herpes of the rock world back then... poor Pam.", ">\n\nGlitter is not allowed in my house \nI allowed it once and still can find traces of it to this day....", ">\n\nI had a phone case with glitter. The thing busted months ago and I'm STILL finding traces of it", ">\n\nI will assault anyone who thinks it’s funny to give me a glitter bomb as a joke gift", ">\n\nGlitter bombs are only acceptable for cheating exes", ">\n\nAnd porch pirates", ">\n\nI saw a prank video about that on YouTube", ">\n\nYeah Mark Rober did it for 5 years, pretty epic prank", ">\n\nAs someone who just wore an all glitter dress I got for Christmas to an out of state function, I hate glitter. I burned the dress after I got home. Literally everywhere I went I left a trail of glitter and I felt like the biggest asshole on the planet. I went to go potty and the stall looked like someone murdered a glitter pixie. I don't think this is unpopular.", ">\n\nPotty? Grow up", ">\n\n/r/gatekeeping", ">\n\nPerhaps the most banal version of it.", ">\n\n\"Critics who treat 'adult' as a term of approval, instead of as a merely descriptive term, cannot be adult themselves. To be concerned about being grown up, to admire the grown up because it is grown up, to blush at the suspicion of being childish; these things are the marks of childhood and adolescence. And in childhood and adolescence they are, in moderation, healthy symptoms. Young things ought to want to grow. But to carry on into middle life or even into early manhood this concern about being adult is a mark of really arrested development. When I was ten, I read fairy tales in secret and would have been ashamed if I had been found doing so. Now that I am fifty I read them openly. When I became a man I put away childish things, including the fear of childishness and the desire to be very grown up.\" -- C.S. Lewis", ">\n\nAnd that's why I bought bio degradable glitter. I freaking love sparkles but the planet is important. There's also edible glitter that I plan on getting eventually.", ">\n\nIts fun. But you'll definitely spill some and find it everywhere for a few weeks. Not as bad as regular glitter tho. And your poop looks fancy for a day.\nBut: Biodegradable is a lie, usually. It's only biodegradable under VERY specific circumstances that are not met in a landfill or even most bio waste composting plants. Burning it works just fine :D", ">\n\nThis is popular as fuck", ">\n\nThe fact that glitter both exists and is used says otherwise.", ">\n\nI exist and am used, but I'm not popular.", ">\n\nBut are you biodegradable?", ">\n\nEverything except my bones.", ">\n\nGlitter is terrible. Now, sparkly stuff that doesn't bleed onto everything is okay and enjoyable. But glitter that leaks onto everything and never goes away is so bad", ">\n\nIm like a crow.. i need the shiny in my life", ">\n\nSAME", ">\n\nThe largest purchaser of glitter worldwide actively hides the fact that they are the largest purchaser of glitter worldwide", ">\n\nHow are you going to put me out there like that?", ">\n\nSorry De_Nilla the world has to know what you use all of it for", ">\n\nMy 6 year old could not disagree with this comment more strongly.", ">\n\nMy 4 year old too. \nShe dropped a tiny little tub of glitter on the floor (yay Christmas presents!) in the dining room and even after sweeping and hoovering the floor is SPARKLY!", ">\n\nyou could turn on a good old fashioned Kirby, leave it running in one spot for a century, pick it up and it will still sparkle under it", ">\n\nGlitter is a horrific abomination and if any type of plastic should be banned, it should be glitter.", ">\n\nI see your point. But it is oh so wonderful to send an enemy a glitter bomb.", ">\n\nPeople actually have enemies? And fantasize about vengeful antics?\nI really need to get out more", ">\n\nI would say this is the most popular opinion ever posted on this thread. NO ONE is coming out in support of glitter.", ">\n\ni support glitter 😂", ">\n\nDownvote this person into oblivion ☝️", ">\n\nThats a downvote for you! Glitter rules!", ">\n\nI hope you get it stuck in your hard to reach places!", ">\n\nAnd you have a life with no happy sparklies!", ">\n\nNGL, I don't even care about the whole micro plastics thing that much, I just hate the mess it leaves in general, seems the second a kid spills glitter in a house you're going to be finding little specs of glitter all around the place until the end of time. (or the building burns down, whatever is first) Even with effort to clean it up some always manages to remain. \nThink a good way of telling if a house was ever owned by a family with kids is just to have a good look at the gaps between floor boards, skirting and what not, any glitter and you know kids have likely been there.", ">\n\nI'm an artist who works with glitter and resin, and you're all absolutely correct. It's a plague, and I love it. Studio floors are gorgeous, but it gets places I haven't been, ever. It's in my boyfriends welding helmet, and that doesn't come home.", ">\n\nI have 3 daughters and especially when they were younger it seemed like there was glitter everywhere in our house. Well I get a call from my sister who was part angry part couldn't stop laughing. I had given her some leftover infant diapers we had, and she was at the doctors with her recently born son.\nDuring the check up she saw a strange look come over the Docs face, concerned she moved to see what was going on and was horrified to see her sons balls sparkling with glitter.\nGlitter is trash, and gets EVERYWHERE.", ">\n\nWe buy stupid vinyl records that are damage the first time you use them, instead of CDs. CD s are just music delivery system. People buy non stick pans, which are disposable, as opposed to a stainless steel pans which will out last your grandchildren. People buy expensive cell phones that you throw out when the battery is dead. I have five working computers, that they turned off the operating systems. They say people buy fast fashion. Hell, I can't but anything else. I can live with the glitter.", ">\n\nI had my MacBook for 10 years. Still worked perfectly. But I couldn’t update it anymore. Roughly 6 months later, none of the apps I was trying to run would work anymore. So I had to get a new one. I didn’t need a new one. It was annoying. I like my current MacBook but I’m annoyed that I even have to have it.", ">\n\nthis sub needs an update it's littered with popular opinions", ">\n\nThe things people will do for karma.\nAnd people admit knowing the rules and upvoting when they agree", ">\n\nBioglitter ftw", ">\n\nNo glitter, ftmfw", ">\n\nWhy do you hate fun", ">\n\nWhy do you choose to be the way you are?", ">\n\nGlitter is the middle of sequins\nEdit: get rid of both", ">\n\nI love glitter. They shine and shimmer", ">\n\ndid something concerning glitter happen to you recently lol? jusk askin", ">\n\nOP is probably another victim of the glitter boobytrap.", ">\n\ni’m a raver so reading these comments is just painful 😭😭😭😭", ">\n\nBuy the bio/eco-friendly glitter! I use it for music festivals and love it.", ">\n\ngood idea 😊😊😊", ">\n\nWhen I need to use glitter, I'm buying a biodegradable one. Problem solved", ">\n\nI think it's funny that every time I go to a music festival the people who say they love the planet the most are the first to throw glitter and chemical glow sticks like it's going out of style.", ">\n\nI go to music festivals and love face glitter, but I buy the bio/eco glitter that is made from algae. Not trying to be confrontational with you, just don't want you to think that everyone who loves to sparkle hates the environment.", ">\n\nI hate both", ">\n\nThis isn't an unpopular opinion....\nIDK if you've seen Good Mythical Morning, but they had glitter on the show ONCE and then instituted a serious, company-wide policy of banning glitter completely. Link still looks mad whenever the subject of glitter comes up.", ">\n\nPREACH" ]

[ "Glitter is the herpes of the crafting world", ">\n\nMy sister used to say this, she actually mailed our aunt a joke card filled with glitter designed to gently explode upon opening. When our aunt called our house, my sister just told her she gave her “glitter herpes” to remember her by. Six years latter, our aunt still finds little shiny specs on her couch and shag carpeting.", ">\n\nI'm so sorry to hear about your sister. I assume your aunt murdered her?", ">\n\nI'm sorry to hear Marcus's auntie still keeps shag carpeting. So much the worse for the glitter too.", ">\n\nYou got that wrong, Marcus's auntie keeps shagging carpets", ">\n\nMunch munch munch", ">\n\nDrove Uber, woman dropped a handful of glitter in the back seats, pissed I wouldn’t make a pit stop I guess. Didn’t notice, quick pick up of two nicely dressed women all in black on the way to a church service for their elderly mom. They noticed after sitting down in it. Still took the ride. I wanted to die seeing their black sparkly butts go up the church walk. Screw glitter and all who use it.", ">\n\nI'm not a huge fan of glitter, but biodegradable glitter does exist and is common. I think non-biodegradable glitter should stop being used though.", ">\n\nIt still gets EVERYWHERE", ">\n\nI don’t like sand", ">\n\nIt's coarse and rough and irritating", ">\n\nNot like here. Here everything is soft, and smooth.", ">\n\nRepeat after me kids:\nGLITTER IS LITTER", ">\n\nG-litter\nGlorious litter \nIt's pretty\nIt's still litter.", ">\n\n\"pretty to look at\" is as good as glitter gets", ">\n\nOf course. No one told you to eat it", ">\n\nA lot of times it contains heavy metals too", ">\n\nNo wonder those bands in the 80s used to use a lot of it", ">\n\nGlitter is the herpes of the rock world.", ">\n\nI think herpes was still the herpes of the rock world back then... poor Pam.", ">\n\nGlitter is not allowed in my house \nI allowed it once and still can find traces of it to this day....", ">\n\nI had a phone case with glitter. The thing busted months ago and I'm STILL finding traces of it", ">\n\nI will assault anyone who thinks it’s funny to give me a glitter bomb as a joke gift", ">\n\nGlitter bombs are only acceptable for cheating exes", ">\n\nAnd porch pirates", ">\n\nI saw a prank video about that on YouTube", ">\n\nYeah Mark Rober did it for 5 years, pretty epic prank", ">\n\nAs someone who just wore an all glitter dress I got for Christmas to an out of state function, I hate glitter. I burned the dress after I got home. Literally everywhere I went I left a trail of glitter and I felt like the biggest asshole on the planet. I went to go potty and the stall looked like someone murdered a glitter pixie. I don't think this is unpopular.", ">\n\nPotty? Grow up", ">\n\n/r/gatekeeping", ">\n\nPerhaps the most banal version of it.", ">\n\n\"Critics who treat 'adult' as a term of approval, instead of as a merely descriptive term, cannot be adult themselves. To be concerned about being grown up, to admire the grown up because it is grown up, to blush at the suspicion of being childish; these things are the marks of childhood and adolescence. And in childhood and adolescence they are, in moderation, healthy symptoms. Young things ought to want to grow. But to carry on into middle life or even into early manhood this concern about being adult is a mark of really arrested development. When I was ten, I read fairy tales in secret and would have been ashamed if I had been found doing so. Now that I am fifty I read them openly. When I became a man I put away childish things, including the fear of childishness and the desire to be very grown up.\" -- C.S. Lewis", ">\n\nAnd that's why I bought bio degradable glitter. I freaking love sparkles but the planet is important. There's also edible glitter that I plan on getting eventually.", ">\n\nIts fun. But you'll definitely spill some and find it everywhere for a few weeks. Not as bad as regular glitter tho. And your poop looks fancy for a day.\nBut: Biodegradable is a lie, usually. It's only biodegradable under VERY specific circumstances that are not met in a landfill or even most bio waste composting plants. Burning it works just fine :D", ">\n\nThis is popular as fuck", ">\n\nThe fact that glitter both exists and is used says otherwise.", ">\n\nI exist and am used, but I'm not popular.", ">\n\nBut are you biodegradable?", ">\n\nEverything except my bones.", ">\n\nGlitter is terrible. Now, sparkly stuff that doesn't bleed onto everything is okay and enjoyable. But glitter that leaks onto everything and never goes away is so bad", ">\n\nIm like a crow.. i need the shiny in my life", ">\n\nSAME", ">\n\nThe largest purchaser of glitter worldwide actively hides the fact that they are the largest purchaser of glitter worldwide", ">\n\nHow are you going to put me out there like that?", ">\n\nSorry De_Nilla the world has to know what you use all of it for", ">\n\nMy 6 year old could not disagree with this comment more strongly.", ">\n\nMy 4 year old too. \nShe dropped a tiny little tub of glitter on the floor (yay Christmas presents!) in the dining room and even after sweeping and hoovering the floor is SPARKLY!", ">\n\nyou could turn on a good old fashioned Kirby, leave it running in one spot for a century, pick it up and it will still sparkle under it", ">\n\nGlitter is a horrific abomination and if any type of plastic should be banned, it should be glitter.", ">\n\nI see your point. But it is oh so wonderful to send an enemy a glitter bomb.", ">\n\nPeople actually have enemies? And fantasize about vengeful antics?\nI really need to get out more", ">\n\nI would say this is the most popular opinion ever posted on this thread. NO ONE is coming out in support of glitter.", ">\n\ni support glitter 😂", ">\n\nDownvote this person into oblivion ☝️", ">\n\nThats a downvote for you! Glitter rules!", ">\n\nI hope you get it stuck in your hard to reach places!", ">\n\nAnd you have a life with no happy sparklies!", ">\n\nNGL, I don't even care about the whole micro plastics thing that much, I just hate the mess it leaves in general, seems the second a kid spills glitter in a house you're going to be finding little specs of glitter all around the place until the end of time. (or the building burns down, whatever is first) Even with effort to clean it up some always manages to remain. \nThink a good way of telling if a house was ever owned by a family with kids is just to have a good look at the gaps between floor boards, skirting and what not, any glitter and you know kids have likely been there.", ">\n\nI'm an artist who works with glitter and resin, and you're all absolutely correct. It's a plague, and I love it. Studio floors are gorgeous, but it gets places I haven't been, ever. It's in my boyfriends welding helmet, and that doesn't come home.", ">\n\nI have 3 daughters and especially when they were younger it seemed like there was glitter everywhere in our house. Well I get a call from my sister who was part angry part couldn't stop laughing. I had given her some leftover infant diapers we had, and she was at the doctors with her recently born son.\nDuring the check up she saw a strange look come over the Docs face, concerned she moved to see what was going on and was horrified to see her sons balls sparkling with glitter.\nGlitter is trash, and gets EVERYWHERE.", ">\n\nWe buy stupid vinyl records that are damage the first time you use them, instead of CDs. CD s are just music delivery system. People buy non stick pans, which are disposable, as opposed to a stainless steel pans which will out last your grandchildren. People buy expensive cell phones that you throw out when the battery is dead. I have five working computers, that they turned off the operating systems. They say people buy fast fashion. Hell, I can't but anything else. I can live with the glitter.", ">\n\nI had my MacBook for 10 years. Still worked perfectly. But I couldn’t update it anymore. Roughly 6 months later, none of the apps I was trying to run would work anymore. So I had to get a new one. I didn’t need a new one. It was annoying. I like my current MacBook but I’m annoyed that I even have to have it.", ">\n\nthis sub needs an update it's littered with popular opinions", ">\n\nThe things people will do for karma.\nAnd people admit knowing the rules and upvoting when they agree", ">\n\nBioglitter ftw", ">\n\nNo glitter, ftmfw", ">\n\nWhy do you hate fun", ">\n\nWhy do you choose to be the way you are?", ">\n\nGlitter is the middle of sequins\nEdit: get rid of both", ">\n\nI love glitter. They shine and shimmer", ">\n\ndid something concerning glitter happen to you recently lol? jusk askin", ">\n\nOP is probably another victim of the glitter boobytrap.", ">\n\ni’m a raver so reading these comments is just painful 😭😭😭😭", ">\n\nBuy the bio/eco-friendly glitter! I use it for music festivals and love it.", ">\n\ngood idea 😊😊😊", ">\n\nWhen I need to use glitter, I'm buying a biodegradable one. Problem solved", ">\n\nI think it's funny that every time I go to a music festival the people who say they love the planet the most are the first to throw glitter and chemical glow sticks like it's going out of style.", ">\n\nI go to music festivals and love face glitter, but I buy the bio/eco glitter that is made from algae. Not trying to be confrontational with you, just don't want you to think that everyone who loves to sparkle hates the environment.", ">\n\nI hate both", ">\n\nThis isn't an unpopular opinion....\nIDK if you've seen Good Mythical Morning, but they had glitter on the show ONCE and then instituted a serious, company-wide policy of banning glitter completely. Link still looks mad whenever the subject of glitter comes up.", ">\n\nPREACH", ">\n\nCheck your mailbox (there is a glitter bomb)" ]

[ "Glitter is the herpes of the crafting world", ">\n\nMy sister used to say this, she actually mailed our aunt a joke card filled with glitter designed to gently explode upon opening. When our aunt called our house, my sister just told her she gave her “glitter herpes” to remember her by. Six years latter, our aunt still finds little shiny specs on her couch and shag carpeting.", ">\n\nI'm so sorry to hear about your sister. I assume your aunt murdered her?", ">\n\nI'm sorry to hear Marcus's auntie still keeps shag carpeting. So much the worse for the glitter too.", ">\n\nYou got that wrong, Marcus's auntie keeps shagging carpets", ">\n\nMunch munch munch", ">\n\nDrove Uber, woman dropped a handful of glitter in the back seats, pissed I wouldn’t make a pit stop I guess. Didn’t notice, quick pick up of two nicely dressed women all in black on the way to a church service for their elderly mom. They noticed after sitting down in it. Still took the ride. I wanted to die seeing their black sparkly butts go up the church walk. Screw glitter and all who use it.", ">\n\nI'm not a huge fan of glitter, but biodegradable glitter does exist and is common. I think non-biodegradable glitter should stop being used though.", ">\n\nIt still gets EVERYWHERE", ">\n\nI don’t like sand", ">\n\nIt's coarse and rough and irritating", ">\n\nNot like here. Here everything is soft, and smooth.", ">\n\nRepeat after me kids:\nGLITTER IS LITTER", ">\n\nG-litter\nGlorious litter \nIt's pretty\nIt's still litter.", ">\n\n\"pretty to look at\" is as good as glitter gets", ">\n\nOf course. No one told you to eat it", ">\n\nA lot of times it contains heavy metals too", ">\n\nNo wonder those bands in the 80s used to use a lot of it", ">\n\nGlitter is the herpes of the rock world.", ">\n\nI think herpes was still the herpes of the rock world back then... poor Pam.", ">\n\nGlitter is not allowed in my house \nI allowed it once and still can find traces of it to this day....", ">\n\nI had a phone case with glitter. The thing busted months ago and I'm STILL finding traces of it", ">\n\nI will assault anyone who thinks it’s funny to give me a glitter bomb as a joke gift", ">\n\nGlitter bombs are only acceptable for cheating exes", ">\n\nAnd porch pirates", ">\n\nI saw a prank video about that on YouTube", ">\n\nYeah Mark Rober did it for 5 years, pretty epic prank", ">\n\nAs someone who just wore an all glitter dress I got for Christmas to an out of state function, I hate glitter. I burned the dress after I got home. Literally everywhere I went I left a trail of glitter and I felt like the biggest asshole on the planet. I went to go potty and the stall looked like someone murdered a glitter pixie. I don't think this is unpopular.", ">\n\nPotty? Grow up", ">\n\n/r/gatekeeping", ">\n\nPerhaps the most banal version of it.", ">\n\n\"Critics who treat 'adult' as a term of approval, instead of as a merely descriptive term, cannot be adult themselves. To be concerned about being grown up, to admire the grown up because it is grown up, to blush at the suspicion of being childish; these things are the marks of childhood and adolescence. And in childhood and adolescence they are, in moderation, healthy symptoms. Young things ought to want to grow. But to carry on into middle life or even into early manhood this concern about being adult is a mark of really arrested development. When I was ten, I read fairy tales in secret and would have been ashamed if I had been found doing so. Now that I am fifty I read them openly. When I became a man I put away childish things, including the fear of childishness and the desire to be very grown up.\" -- C.S. Lewis", ">\n\nAnd that's why I bought bio degradable glitter. I freaking love sparkles but the planet is important. There's also edible glitter that I plan on getting eventually.", ">\n\nIts fun. But you'll definitely spill some and find it everywhere for a few weeks. Not as bad as regular glitter tho. And your poop looks fancy for a day.\nBut: Biodegradable is a lie, usually. It's only biodegradable under VERY specific circumstances that are not met in a landfill or even most bio waste composting plants. Burning it works just fine :D", ">\n\nThis is popular as fuck", ">\n\nThe fact that glitter both exists and is used says otherwise.", ">\n\nI exist and am used, but I'm not popular.", ">\n\nBut are you biodegradable?", ">\n\nEverything except my bones.", ">\n\nGlitter is terrible. Now, sparkly stuff that doesn't bleed onto everything is okay and enjoyable. But glitter that leaks onto everything and never goes away is so bad", ">\n\nIm like a crow.. i need the shiny in my life", ">\n\nSAME", ">\n\nThe largest purchaser of glitter worldwide actively hides the fact that they are the largest purchaser of glitter worldwide", ">\n\nHow are you going to put me out there like that?", ">\n\nSorry De_Nilla the world has to know what you use all of it for", ">\n\nMy 6 year old could not disagree with this comment more strongly.", ">\n\nMy 4 year old too. \nShe dropped a tiny little tub of glitter on the floor (yay Christmas presents!) in the dining room and even after sweeping and hoovering the floor is SPARKLY!", ">\n\nyou could turn on a good old fashioned Kirby, leave it running in one spot for a century, pick it up and it will still sparkle under it", ">\n\nGlitter is a horrific abomination and if any type of plastic should be banned, it should be glitter.", ">\n\nI see your point. But it is oh so wonderful to send an enemy a glitter bomb.", ">\n\nPeople actually have enemies? And fantasize about vengeful antics?\nI really need to get out more", ">\n\nI would say this is the most popular opinion ever posted on this thread. NO ONE is coming out in support of glitter.", ">\n\ni support glitter 😂", ">\n\nDownvote this person into oblivion ☝️", ">\n\nThats a downvote for you! Glitter rules!", ">\n\nI hope you get it stuck in your hard to reach places!", ">\n\nAnd you have a life with no happy sparklies!", ">\n\nNGL, I don't even care about the whole micro plastics thing that much, I just hate the mess it leaves in general, seems the second a kid spills glitter in a house you're going to be finding little specs of glitter all around the place until the end of time. (or the building burns down, whatever is first) Even with effort to clean it up some always manages to remain. \nThink a good way of telling if a house was ever owned by a family with kids is just to have a good look at the gaps between floor boards, skirting and what not, any glitter and you know kids have likely been there.", ">\n\nI'm an artist who works with glitter and resin, and you're all absolutely correct. It's a plague, and I love it. Studio floors are gorgeous, but it gets places I haven't been, ever. It's in my boyfriends welding helmet, and that doesn't come home.", ">\n\nI have 3 daughters and especially when they were younger it seemed like there was glitter everywhere in our house. Well I get a call from my sister who was part angry part couldn't stop laughing. I had given her some leftover infant diapers we had, and she was at the doctors with her recently born son.\nDuring the check up she saw a strange look come over the Docs face, concerned she moved to see what was going on and was horrified to see her sons balls sparkling with glitter.\nGlitter is trash, and gets EVERYWHERE.", ">\n\nWe buy stupid vinyl records that are damage the first time you use them, instead of CDs. CD s are just music delivery system. People buy non stick pans, which are disposable, as opposed to a stainless steel pans which will out last your grandchildren. People buy expensive cell phones that you throw out when the battery is dead. I have five working computers, that they turned off the operating systems. They say people buy fast fashion. Hell, I can't but anything else. I can live with the glitter.", ">\n\nI had my MacBook for 10 years. Still worked perfectly. But I couldn’t update it anymore. Roughly 6 months later, none of the apps I was trying to run would work anymore. So I had to get a new one. I didn’t need a new one. It was annoying. I like my current MacBook but I’m annoyed that I even have to have it.", ">\n\nthis sub needs an update it's littered with popular opinions", ">\n\nThe things people will do for karma.\nAnd people admit knowing the rules and upvoting when they agree", ">\n\nBioglitter ftw", ">\n\nNo glitter, ftmfw", ">\n\nWhy do you hate fun", ">\n\nWhy do you choose to be the way you are?", ">\n\nGlitter is the middle of sequins\nEdit: get rid of both", ">\n\nI love glitter. They shine and shimmer", ">\n\ndid something concerning glitter happen to you recently lol? jusk askin", ">\n\nOP is probably another victim of the glitter boobytrap.", ">\n\ni’m a raver so reading these comments is just painful 😭😭😭😭", ">\n\nBuy the bio/eco-friendly glitter! I use it for music festivals and love it.", ">\n\ngood idea 😊😊😊", ">\n\nWhen I need to use glitter, I'm buying a biodegradable one. Problem solved", ">\n\nI think it's funny that every time I go to a music festival the people who say they love the planet the most are the first to throw glitter and chemical glow sticks like it's going out of style.", ">\n\nI go to music festivals and love face glitter, but I buy the bio/eco glitter that is made from algae. Not trying to be confrontational with you, just don't want you to think that everyone who loves to sparkle hates the environment.", ">\n\nI hate both", ">\n\nThis isn't an unpopular opinion....\nIDK if you've seen Good Mythical Morning, but they had glitter on the show ONCE and then instituted a serious, company-wide policy of banning glitter completely. Link still looks mad whenever the subject of glitter comes up.", ">\n\nPREACH", ">\n\nCheck your mailbox (there is a glitter bomb)", ">\n\nCards that play music are electronic waste" ]

[ "Glitter is the herpes of the crafting world", ">\n\nMy sister used to say this, she actually mailed our aunt a joke card filled with glitter designed to gently explode upon opening. When our aunt called our house, my sister just told her she gave her “glitter herpes” to remember her by. Six years latter, our aunt still finds little shiny specs on her couch and shag carpeting.", ">\n\nI'm so sorry to hear about your sister. I assume your aunt murdered her?", ">\n\nI'm sorry to hear Marcus's auntie still keeps shag carpeting. So much the worse for the glitter too.", ">\n\nYou got that wrong, Marcus's auntie keeps shagging carpets", ">\n\nMunch munch munch", ">\n\nDrove Uber, woman dropped a handful of glitter in the back seats, pissed I wouldn’t make a pit stop I guess. Didn’t notice, quick pick up of two nicely dressed women all in black on the way to a church service for their elderly mom. They noticed after sitting down in it. Still took the ride. I wanted to die seeing their black sparkly butts go up the church walk. Screw glitter and all who use it.", ">\n\nI'm not a huge fan of glitter, but biodegradable glitter does exist and is common. I think non-biodegradable glitter should stop being used though.", ">\n\nIt still gets EVERYWHERE", ">\n\nI don’t like sand", ">\n\nIt's coarse and rough and irritating", ">\n\nNot like here. Here everything is soft, and smooth.", ">\n\nRepeat after me kids:\nGLITTER IS LITTER", ">\n\nG-litter\nGlorious litter \nIt's pretty\nIt's still litter.", ">\n\n\"pretty to look at\" is as good as glitter gets", ">\n\nOf course. No one told you to eat it", ">\n\nA lot of times it contains heavy metals too", ">\n\nNo wonder those bands in the 80s used to use a lot of it", ">\n\nGlitter is the herpes of the rock world.", ">\n\nI think herpes was still the herpes of the rock world back then... poor Pam.", ">\n\nGlitter is not allowed in my house \nI allowed it once and still can find traces of it to this day....", ">\n\nI had a phone case with glitter. The thing busted months ago and I'm STILL finding traces of it", ">\n\nI will assault anyone who thinks it’s funny to give me a glitter bomb as a joke gift", ">\n\nGlitter bombs are only acceptable for cheating exes", ">\n\nAnd porch pirates", ">\n\nI saw a prank video about that on YouTube", ">\n\nYeah Mark Rober did it for 5 years, pretty epic prank", ">\n\nAs someone who just wore an all glitter dress I got for Christmas to an out of state function, I hate glitter. I burned the dress after I got home. Literally everywhere I went I left a trail of glitter and I felt like the biggest asshole on the planet. I went to go potty and the stall looked like someone murdered a glitter pixie. I don't think this is unpopular.", ">\n\nPotty? Grow up", ">\n\n/r/gatekeeping", ">\n\nPerhaps the most banal version of it.", ">\n\n\"Critics who treat 'adult' as a term of approval, instead of as a merely descriptive term, cannot be adult themselves. To be concerned about being grown up, to admire the grown up because it is grown up, to blush at the suspicion of being childish; these things are the marks of childhood and adolescence. And in childhood and adolescence they are, in moderation, healthy symptoms. Young things ought to want to grow. But to carry on into middle life or even into early manhood this concern about being adult is a mark of really arrested development. When I was ten, I read fairy tales in secret and would have been ashamed if I had been found doing so. Now that I am fifty I read them openly. When I became a man I put away childish things, including the fear of childishness and the desire to be very grown up.\" -- C.S. Lewis", ">\n\nAnd that's why I bought bio degradable glitter. I freaking love sparkles but the planet is important. There's also edible glitter that I plan on getting eventually.", ">\n\nIts fun. But you'll definitely spill some and find it everywhere for a few weeks. Not as bad as regular glitter tho. And your poop looks fancy for a day.\nBut: Biodegradable is a lie, usually. It's only biodegradable under VERY specific circumstances that are not met in a landfill or even most bio waste composting plants. Burning it works just fine :D", ">\n\nThis is popular as fuck", ">\n\nThe fact that glitter both exists and is used says otherwise.", ">\n\nI exist and am used, but I'm not popular.", ">\n\nBut are you biodegradable?", ">\n\nEverything except my bones.", ">\n\nGlitter is terrible. Now, sparkly stuff that doesn't bleed onto everything is okay and enjoyable. But glitter that leaks onto everything and never goes away is so bad", ">\n\nIm like a crow.. i need the shiny in my life", ">\n\nSAME", ">\n\nThe largest purchaser of glitter worldwide actively hides the fact that they are the largest purchaser of glitter worldwide", ">\n\nHow are you going to put me out there like that?", ">\n\nSorry De_Nilla the world has to know what you use all of it for", ">\n\nMy 6 year old could not disagree with this comment more strongly.", ">\n\nMy 4 year old too. \nShe dropped a tiny little tub of glitter on the floor (yay Christmas presents!) in the dining room and even after sweeping and hoovering the floor is SPARKLY!", ">\n\nyou could turn on a good old fashioned Kirby, leave it running in one spot for a century, pick it up and it will still sparkle under it", ">\n\nGlitter is a horrific abomination and if any type of plastic should be banned, it should be glitter.", ">\n\nI see your point. But it is oh so wonderful to send an enemy a glitter bomb.", ">\n\nPeople actually have enemies? And fantasize about vengeful antics?\nI really need to get out more", ">\n\nI would say this is the most popular opinion ever posted on this thread. NO ONE is coming out in support of glitter.", ">\n\ni support glitter 😂", ">\n\nDownvote this person into oblivion ☝️", ">\n\nThats a downvote for you! Glitter rules!", ">\n\nI hope you get it stuck in your hard to reach places!", ">\n\nAnd you have a life with no happy sparklies!", ">\n\nNGL, I don't even care about the whole micro plastics thing that much, I just hate the mess it leaves in general, seems the second a kid spills glitter in a house you're going to be finding little specs of glitter all around the place until the end of time. (or the building burns down, whatever is first) Even with effort to clean it up some always manages to remain. \nThink a good way of telling if a house was ever owned by a family with kids is just to have a good look at the gaps between floor boards, skirting and what not, any glitter and you know kids have likely been there.", ">\n\nI'm an artist who works with glitter and resin, and you're all absolutely correct. It's a plague, and I love it. Studio floors are gorgeous, but it gets places I haven't been, ever. It's in my boyfriends welding helmet, and that doesn't come home.", ">\n\nI have 3 daughters and especially when they were younger it seemed like there was glitter everywhere in our house. Well I get a call from my sister who was part angry part couldn't stop laughing. I had given her some leftover infant diapers we had, and she was at the doctors with her recently born son.\nDuring the check up she saw a strange look come over the Docs face, concerned she moved to see what was going on and was horrified to see her sons balls sparkling with glitter.\nGlitter is trash, and gets EVERYWHERE.", ">\n\nWe buy stupid vinyl records that are damage the first time you use them, instead of CDs. CD s are just music delivery system. People buy non stick pans, which are disposable, as opposed to a stainless steel pans which will out last your grandchildren. People buy expensive cell phones that you throw out when the battery is dead. I have five working computers, that they turned off the operating systems. They say people buy fast fashion. Hell, I can't but anything else. I can live with the glitter.", ">\n\nI had my MacBook for 10 years. Still worked perfectly. But I couldn’t update it anymore. Roughly 6 months later, none of the apps I was trying to run would work anymore. So I had to get a new one. I didn’t need a new one. It was annoying. I like my current MacBook but I’m annoyed that I even have to have it.", ">\n\nthis sub needs an update it's littered with popular opinions", ">\n\nThe things people will do for karma.\nAnd people admit knowing the rules and upvoting when they agree", ">\n\nBioglitter ftw", ">\n\nNo glitter, ftmfw", ">\n\nWhy do you hate fun", ">\n\nWhy do you choose to be the way you are?", ">\n\nGlitter is the middle of sequins\nEdit: get rid of both", ">\n\nI love glitter. They shine and shimmer", ">\n\ndid something concerning glitter happen to you recently lol? jusk askin", ">\n\nOP is probably another victim of the glitter boobytrap.", ">\n\ni’m a raver so reading these comments is just painful 😭😭😭😭", ">\n\nBuy the bio/eco-friendly glitter! I use it for music festivals and love it.", ">\n\ngood idea 😊😊😊", ">\n\nWhen I need to use glitter, I'm buying a biodegradable one. Problem solved", ">\n\nI think it's funny that every time I go to a music festival the people who say they love the planet the most are the first to throw glitter and chemical glow sticks like it's going out of style.", ">\n\nI go to music festivals and love face glitter, but I buy the bio/eco glitter that is made from algae. Not trying to be confrontational with you, just don't want you to think that everyone who loves to sparkle hates the environment.", ">\n\nI hate both", ">\n\nThis isn't an unpopular opinion....\nIDK if you've seen Good Mythical Morning, but they had glitter on the show ONCE and then instituted a serious, company-wide policy of banning glitter completely. Link still looks mad whenever the subject of glitter comes up.", ">\n\nPREACH", ">\n\nCheck your mailbox (there is a glitter bomb)", ">\n\nCards that play music are electronic waste", ">\n\nI agree. Easy downvote." ]

[ "Glitter is the herpes of the crafting world", ">\n\nMy sister used to say this, she actually mailed our aunt a joke card filled with glitter designed to gently explode upon opening. When our aunt called our house, my sister just told her she gave her “glitter herpes” to remember her by. Six years latter, our aunt still finds little shiny specs on her couch and shag carpeting.", ">\n\nI'm so sorry to hear about your sister. I assume your aunt murdered her?", ">\n\nI'm sorry to hear Marcus's auntie still keeps shag carpeting. So much the worse for the glitter too.", ">\n\nYou got that wrong, Marcus's auntie keeps shagging carpets", ">\n\nMunch munch munch", ">\n\nDrove Uber, woman dropped a handful of glitter in the back seats, pissed I wouldn’t make a pit stop I guess. Didn’t notice, quick pick up of two nicely dressed women all in black on the way to a church service for their elderly mom. They noticed after sitting down in it. Still took the ride. I wanted to die seeing their black sparkly butts go up the church walk. Screw glitter and all who use it.", ">\n\nI'm not a huge fan of glitter, but biodegradable glitter does exist and is common. I think non-biodegradable glitter should stop being used though.", ">\n\nIt still gets EVERYWHERE", ">\n\nI don’t like sand", ">\n\nIt's coarse and rough and irritating", ">\n\nNot like here. Here everything is soft, and smooth.", ">\n\nRepeat after me kids:\nGLITTER IS LITTER", ">\n\nG-litter\nGlorious litter \nIt's pretty\nIt's still litter.", ">\n\n\"pretty to look at\" is as good as glitter gets", ">\n\nOf course. No one told you to eat it", ">\n\nA lot of times it contains heavy metals too", ">\n\nNo wonder those bands in the 80s used to use a lot of it", ">\n\nGlitter is the herpes of the rock world.", ">\n\nI think herpes was still the herpes of the rock world back then... poor Pam.", ">\n\nGlitter is not allowed in my house \nI allowed it once and still can find traces of it to this day....", ">\n\nI had a phone case with glitter. The thing busted months ago and I'm STILL finding traces of it", ">\n\nI will assault anyone who thinks it’s funny to give me a glitter bomb as a joke gift", ">\n\nGlitter bombs are only acceptable for cheating exes", ">\n\nAnd porch pirates", ">\n\nI saw a prank video about that on YouTube", ">\n\nYeah Mark Rober did it for 5 years, pretty epic prank", ">\n\nAs someone who just wore an all glitter dress I got for Christmas to an out of state function, I hate glitter. I burned the dress after I got home. Literally everywhere I went I left a trail of glitter and I felt like the biggest asshole on the planet. I went to go potty and the stall looked like someone murdered a glitter pixie. I don't think this is unpopular.", ">\n\nPotty? Grow up", ">\n\n/r/gatekeeping", ">\n\nPerhaps the most banal version of it.", ">\n\n\"Critics who treat 'adult' as a term of approval, instead of as a merely descriptive term, cannot be adult themselves. To be concerned about being grown up, to admire the grown up because it is grown up, to blush at the suspicion of being childish; these things are the marks of childhood and adolescence. And in childhood and adolescence they are, in moderation, healthy symptoms. Young things ought to want to grow. But to carry on into middle life or even into early manhood this concern about being adult is a mark of really arrested development. When I was ten, I read fairy tales in secret and would have been ashamed if I had been found doing so. Now that I am fifty I read them openly. When I became a man I put away childish things, including the fear of childishness and the desire to be very grown up.\" -- C.S. Lewis", ">\n\nAnd that's why I bought bio degradable glitter. I freaking love sparkles but the planet is important. There's also edible glitter that I plan on getting eventually.", ">\n\nIts fun. But you'll definitely spill some and find it everywhere for a few weeks. Not as bad as regular glitter tho. And your poop looks fancy for a day.\nBut: Biodegradable is a lie, usually. It's only biodegradable under VERY specific circumstances that are not met in a landfill or even most bio waste composting plants. Burning it works just fine :D", ">\n\nThis is popular as fuck", ">\n\nThe fact that glitter both exists and is used says otherwise.", ">\n\nI exist and am used, but I'm not popular.", ">\n\nBut are you biodegradable?", ">\n\nEverything except my bones.", ">\n\nGlitter is terrible. Now, sparkly stuff that doesn't bleed onto everything is okay and enjoyable. But glitter that leaks onto everything and never goes away is so bad", ">\n\nIm like a crow.. i need the shiny in my life", ">\n\nSAME", ">\n\nThe largest purchaser of glitter worldwide actively hides the fact that they are the largest purchaser of glitter worldwide", ">\n\nHow are you going to put me out there like that?", ">\n\nSorry De_Nilla the world has to know what you use all of it for", ">\n\nMy 6 year old could not disagree with this comment more strongly.", ">\n\nMy 4 year old too. \nShe dropped a tiny little tub of glitter on the floor (yay Christmas presents!) in the dining room and even after sweeping and hoovering the floor is SPARKLY!", ">\n\nyou could turn on a good old fashioned Kirby, leave it running in one spot for a century, pick it up and it will still sparkle under it", ">\n\nGlitter is a horrific abomination and if any type of plastic should be banned, it should be glitter.", ">\n\nI see your point. But it is oh so wonderful to send an enemy a glitter bomb.", ">\n\nPeople actually have enemies? And fantasize about vengeful antics?\nI really need to get out more", ">\n\nI would say this is the most popular opinion ever posted on this thread. NO ONE is coming out in support of glitter.", ">\n\ni support glitter 😂", ">\n\nDownvote this person into oblivion ☝️", ">\n\nThats a downvote for you! Glitter rules!", ">\n\nI hope you get it stuck in your hard to reach places!", ">\n\nAnd you have a life with no happy sparklies!", ">\n\nNGL, I don't even care about the whole micro plastics thing that much, I just hate the mess it leaves in general, seems the second a kid spills glitter in a house you're going to be finding little specs of glitter all around the place until the end of time. (or the building burns down, whatever is first) Even with effort to clean it up some always manages to remain. \nThink a good way of telling if a house was ever owned by a family with kids is just to have a good look at the gaps between floor boards, skirting and what not, any glitter and you know kids have likely been there.", ">\n\nI'm an artist who works with glitter and resin, and you're all absolutely correct. It's a plague, and I love it. Studio floors are gorgeous, but it gets places I haven't been, ever. It's in my boyfriends welding helmet, and that doesn't come home.", ">\n\nI have 3 daughters and especially when they were younger it seemed like there was glitter everywhere in our house. Well I get a call from my sister who was part angry part couldn't stop laughing. I had given her some leftover infant diapers we had, and she was at the doctors with her recently born son.\nDuring the check up she saw a strange look come over the Docs face, concerned she moved to see what was going on and was horrified to see her sons balls sparkling with glitter.\nGlitter is trash, and gets EVERYWHERE.", ">\n\nWe buy stupid vinyl records that are damage the first time you use them, instead of CDs. CD s are just music delivery system. People buy non stick pans, which are disposable, as opposed to a stainless steel pans which will out last your grandchildren. People buy expensive cell phones that you throw out when the battery is dead. I have five working computers, that they turned off the operating systems. They say people buy fast fashion. Hell, I can't but anything else. I can live with the glitter.", ">\n\nI had my MacBook for 10 years. Still worked perfectly. But I couldn’t update it anymore. Roughly 6 months later, none of the apps I was trying to run would work anymore. So I had to get a new one. I didn’t need a new one. It was annoying. I like my current MacBook but I’m annoyed that I even have to have it.", ">\n\nthis sub needs an update it's littered with popular opinions", ">\n\nThe things people will do for karma.\nAnd people admit knowing the rules and upvoting when they agree", ">\n\nBioglitter ftw", ">\n\nNo glitter, ftmfw", ">\n\nWhy do you hate fun", ">\n\nWhy do you choose to be the way you are?", ">\n\nGlitter is the middle of sequins\nEdit: get rid of both", ">\n\nI love glitter. They shine and shimmer", ">\n\ndid something concerning glitter happen to you recently lol? jusk askin", ">\n\nOP is probably another victim of the glitter boobytrap.", ">\n\ni’m a raver so reading these comments is just painful 😭😭😭😭", ">\n\nBuy the bio/eco-friendly glitter! I use it for music festivals and love it.", ">\n\ngood idea 😊😊😊", ">\n\nWhen I need to use glitter, I'm buying a biodegradable one. Problem solved", ">\n\nI think it's funny that every time I go to a music festival the people who say they love the planet the most are the first to throw glitter and chemical glow sticks like it's going out of style.", ">\n\nI go to music festivals and love face glitter, but I buy the bio/eco glitter that is made from algae. Not trying to be confrontational with you, just don't want you to think that everyone who loves to sparkle hates the environment.", ">\n\nI hate both", ">\n\nThis isn't an unpopular opinion....\nIDK if you've seen Good Mythical Morning, but they had glitter on the show ONCE and then instituted a serious, company-wide policy of banning glitter completely. Link still looks mad whenever the subject of glitter comes up.", ">\n\nPREACH", ">\n\nCheck your mailbox (there is a glitter bomb)", ">\n\nCards that play music are electronic waste", ">\n\nI agree. Easy downvote.", ">" ]

[ "Glitter is the herpes of the crafting world", ">\n\nMy sister used to say this, she actually mailed our aunt a joke card filled with glitter designed to gently explode upon opening. When our aunt called our house, my sister just told her she gave her “glitter herpes” to remember her by. Six years latter, our aunt still finds little shiny specs on her couch and shag carpeting.", ">\n\nI'm so sorry to hear about your sister. I assume your aunt murdered her?", ">\n\nI'm sorry to hear Marcus's auntie still keeps shag carpeting. So much the worse for the glitter too.", ">\n\nYou got that wrong, Marcus's auntie keeps shagging carpets", ">\n\nMunch munch munch", ">\n\nDrove Uber, woman dropped a handful of glitter in the back seats, pissed I wouldn’t make a pit stop I guess. Didn’t notice, quick pick up of two nicely dressed women all in black on the way to a church service for their elderly mom. They noticed after sitting down in it. Still took the ride. I wanted to die seeing their black sparkly butts go up the church walk. Screw glitter and all who use it.", ">\n\nI'm not a huge fan of glitter, but biodegradable glitter does exist and is common. I think non-biodegradable glitter should stop being used though.", ">\n\nIt still gets EVERYWHERE", ">\n\nI don’t like sand", ">\n\nIt's coarse and rough and irritating", ">\n\nNot like here. Here everything is soft, and smooth.", ">\n\nRepeat after me kids:\nGLITTER IS LITTER", ">\n\nG-litter\nGlorious litter \nIt's pretty\nIt's still litter.", ">\n\n\"pretty to look at\" is as good as glitter gets", ">\n\nOf course. No one told you to eat it", ">\n\nA lot of times it contains heavy metals too", ">\n\nNo wonder those bands in the 80s used to use a lot of it", ">\n\nGlitter is the herpes of the rock world.", ">\n\nI think herpes was still the herpes of the rock world back then... poor Pam.", ">\n\nGlitter is not allowed in my house \nI allowed it once and still can find traces of it to this day....", ">\n\nI had a phone case with glitter. The thing busted months ago and I'm STILL finding traces of it", ">\n\nI will assault anyone who thinks it’s funny to give me a glitter bomb as a joke gift", ">\n\nGlitter bombs are only acceptable for cheating exes", ">\n\nAnd porch pirates", ">\n\nI saw a prank video about that on YouTube", ">\n\nYeah Mark Rober did it for 5 years, pretty epic prank", ">\n\nAs someone who just wore an all glitter dress I got for Christmas to an out of state function, I hate glitter. I burned the dress after I got home. Literally everywhere I went I left a trail of glitter and I felt like the biggest asshole on the planet. I went to go potty and the stall looked like someone murdered a glitter pixie. I don't think this is unpopular.", ">\n\nPotty? Grow up", ">\n\n/r/gatekeeping", ">\n\nPerhaps the most banal version of it.", ">\n\n\"Critics who treat 'adult' as a term of approval, instead of as a merely descriptive term, cannot be adult themselves. To be concerned about being grown up, to admire the grown up because it is grown up, to blush at the suspicion of being childish; these things are the marks of childhood and adolescence. And in childhood and adolescence they are, in moderation, healthy symptoms. Young things ought to want to grow. But to carry on into middle life or even into early manhood this concern about being adult is a mark of really arrested development. When I was ten, I read fairy tales in secret and would have been ashamed if I had been found doing so. Now that I am fifty I read them openly. When I became a man I put away childish things, including the fear of childishness and the desire to be very grown up.\" -- C.S. Lewis", ">\n\nAnd that's why I bought bio degradable glitter. I freaking love sparkles but the planet is important. There's also edible glitter that I plan on getting eventually.", ">\n\nIts fun. But you'll definitely spill some and find it everywhere for a few weeks. Not as bad as regular glitter tho. And your poop looks fancy for a day.\nBut: Biodegradable is a lie, usually. It's only biodegradable under VERY specific circumstances that are not met in a landfill or even most bio waste composting plants. Burning it works just fine :D", ">\n\nThis is popular as fuck", ">\n\nThe fact that glitter both exists and is used says otherwise.", ">\n\nI exist and am used, but I'm not popular.", ">\n\nBut are you biodegradable?", ">\n\nEverything except my bones.", ">\n\nGlitter is terrible. Now, sparkly stuff that doesn't bleed onto everything is okay and enjoyable. But glitter that leaks onto everything and never goes away is so bad", ">\n\nIm like a crow.. i need the shiny in my life", ">\n\nSAME", ">\n\nThe largest purchaser of glitter worldwide actively hides the fact that they are the largest purchaser of glitter worldwide", ">\n\nHow are you going to put me out there like that?", ">\n\nSorry De_Nilla the world has to know what you use all of it for", ">\n\nMy 6 year old could not disagree with this comment more strongly.", ">\n\nMy 4 year old too. \nShe dropped a tiny little tub of glitter on the floor (yay Christmas presents!) in the dining room and even after sweeping and hoovering the floor is SPARKLY!", ">\n\nyou could turn on a good old fashioned Kirby, leave it running in one spot for a century, pick it up and it will still sparkle under it", ">\n\nGlitter is a horrific abomination and if any type of plastic should be banned, it should be glitter.", ">\n\nI see your point. But it is oh so wonderful to send an enemy a glitter bomb.", ">\n\nPeople actually have enemies? And fantasize about vengeful antics?\nI really need to get out more", ">\n\nI would say this is the most popular opinion ever posted on this thread. NO ONE is coming out in support of glitter.", ">\n\ni support glitter 😂", ">\n\nDownvote this person into oblivion ☝️", ">\n\nThats a downvote for you! Glitter rules!", ">\n\nI hope you get it stuck in your hard to reach places!", ">\n\nAnd you have a life with no happy sparklies!", ">\n\nNGL, I don't even care about the whole micro plastics thing that much, I just hate the mess it leaves in general, seems the second a kid spills glitter in a house you're going to be finding little specs of glitter all around the place until the end of time. (or the building burns down, whatever is first) Even with effort to clean it up some always manages to remain. \nThink a good way of telling if a house was ever owned by a family with kids is just to have a good look at the gaps between floor boards, skirting and what not, any glitter and you know kids have likely been there.", ">\n\nI'm an artist who works with glitter and resin, and you're all absolutely correct. It's a plague, and I love it. Studio floors are gorgeous, but it gets places I haven't been, ever. It's in my boyfriends welding helmet, and that doesn't come home.", ">\n\nI have 3 daughters and especially when they were younger it seemed like there was glitter everywhere in our house. Well I get a call from my sister who was part angry part couldn't stop laughing. I had given her some leftover infant diapers we had, and she was at the doctors with her recently born son.\nDuring the check up she saw a strange look come over the Docs face, concerned she moved to see what was going on and was horrified to see her sons balls sparkling with glitter.\nGlitter is trash, and gets EVERYWHERE.", ">\n\nWe buy stupid vinyl records that are damage the first time you use them, instead of CDs. CD s are just music delivery system. People buy non stick pans, which are disposable, as opposed to a stainless steel pans which will out last your grandchildren. People buy expensive cell phones that you throw out when the battery is dead. I have five working computers, that they turned off the operating systems. They say people buy fast fashion. Hell, I can't but anything else. I can live with the glitter.", ">\n\nI had my MacBook for 10 years. Still worked perfectly. But I couldn’t update it anymore. Roughly 6 months later, none of the apps I was trying to run would work anymore. So I had to get a new one. I didn’t need a new one. It was annoying. I like my current MacBook but I’m annoyed that I even have to have it.", ">\n\nthis sub needs an update it's littered with popular opinions", ">\n\nThe things people will do for karma.\nAnd people admit knowing the rules and upvoting when they agree", ">\n\nBioglitter ftw", ">\n\nNo glitter, ftmfw", ">\n\nWhy do you hate fun", ">\n\nWhy do you choose to be the way you are?", ">\n\nGlitter is the middle of sequins\nEdit: get rid of both", ">\n\nI love glitter. They shine and shimmer", ">\n\ndid something concerning glitter happen to you recently lol? jusk askin", ">\n\nOP is probably another victim of the glitter boobytrap.", ">\n\ni’m a raver so reading these comments is just painful 😭😭😭😭", ">\n\nBuy the bio/eco-friendly glitter! I use it for music festivals and love it.", ">\n\ngood idea 😊😊😊", ">\n\nWhen I need to use glitter, I'm buying a biodegradable one. Problem solved", ">\n\nI think it's funny that every time I go to a music festival the people who say they love the planet the most are the first to throw glitter and chemical glow sticks like it's going out of style.", ">\n\nI go to music festivals and love face glitter, but I buy the bio/eco glitter that is made from algae. Not trying to be confrontational with you, just don't want you to think that everyone who loves to sparkle hates the environment.", ">\n\nI hate both", ">\n\nThis isn't an unpopular opinion....\nIDK if you've seen Good Mythical Morning, but they had glitter on the show ONCE and then instituted a serious, company-wide policy of banning glitter completely. Link still looks mad whenever the subject of glitter comes up.", ">\n\nPREACH", ">\n\nCheck your mailbox (there is a glitter bomb)", ">\n\nCards that play music are electronic waste", ">\n\nI agree. Easy downvote.", ">", ">\n\nlol is reddit supoosed to be an imageboard now? whats with the image replies" ]

[ "Glitter is the herpes of the crafting world", ">\n\nMy sister used to say this, she actually mailed our aunt a joke card filled with glitter designed to gently explode upon opening. When our aunt called our house, my sister just told her she gave her “glitter herpes” to remember her by. Six years latter, our aunt still finds little shiny specs on her couch and shag carpeting.", ">\n\nI'm so sorry to hear about your sister. I assume your aunt murdered her?", ">\n\nI'm sorry to hear Marcus's auntie still keeps shag carpeting. So much the worse for the glitter too.", ">\n\nYou got that wrong, Marcus's auntie keeps shagging carpets", ">\n\nMunch munch munch", ">\n\nDrove Uber, woman dropped a handful of glitter in the back seats, pissed I wouldn’t make a pit stop I guess. Didn’t notice, quick pick up of two nicely dressed women all in black on the way to a church service for their elderly mom. They noticed after sitting down in it. Still took the ride. I wanted to die seeing their black sparkly butts go up the church walk. Screw glitter and all who use it.", ">\n\nI'm not a huge fan of glitter, but biodegradable glitter does exist and is common. I think non-biodegradable glitter should stop being used though.", ">\n\nIt still gets EVERYWHERE", ">\n\nI don’t like sand", ">\n\nIt's coarse and rough and irritating", ">\n\nNot like here. Here everything is soft, and smooth.", ">\n\nRepeat after me kids:\nGLITTER IS LITTER", ">\n\nG-litter\nGlorious litter \nIt's pretty\nIt's still litter.", ">\n\n\"pretty to look at\" is as good as glitter gets", ">\n\nOf course. No one told you to eat it", ">\n\nA lot of times it contains heavy metals too", ">\n\nNo wonder those bands in the 80s used to use a lot of it", ">\n\nGlitter is the herpes of the rock world.", ">\n\nI think herpes was still the herpes of the rock world back then... poor Pam.", ">\n\nGlitter is not allowed in my house \nI allowed it once and still can find traces of it to this day....", ">\n\nI had a phone case with glitter. The thing busted months ago and I'm STILL finding traces of it", ">\n\nI will assault anyone who thinks it’s funny to give me a glitter bomb as a joke gift", ">\n\nGlitter bombs are only acceptable for cheating exes", ">\n\nAnd porch pirates", ">\n\nI saw a prank video about that on YouTube", ">\n\nYeah Mark Rober did it for 5 years, pretty epic prank", ">\n\nAs someone who just wore an all glitter dress I got for Christmas to an out of state function, I hate glitter. I burned the dress after I got home. Literally everywhere I went I left a trail of glitter and I felt like the biggest asshole on the planet. I went to go potty and the stall looked like someone murdered a glitter pixie. I don't think this is unpopular.", ">\n\nPotty? Grow up", ">\n\n/r/gatekeeping", ">\n\nPerhaps the most banal version of it.", ">\n\n\"Critics who treat 'adult' as a term of approval, instead of as a merely descriptive term, cannot be adult themselves. To be concerned about being grown up, to admire the grown up because it is grown up, to blush at the suspicion of being childish; these things are the marks of childhood and adolescence. And in childhood and adolescence they are, in moderation, healthy symptoms. Young things ought to want to grow. But to carry on into middle life or even into early manhood this concern about being adult is a mark of really arrested development. When I was ten, I read fairy tales in secret and would have been ashamed if I had been found doing so. Now that I am fifty I read them openly. When I became a man I put away childish things, including the fear of childishness and the desire to be very grown up.\" -- C.S. Lewis", ">\n\nAnd that's why I bought bio degradable glitter. I freaking love sparkles but the planet is important. There's also edible glitter that I plan on getting eventually.", ">\n\nIts fun. But you'll definitely spill some and find it everywhere for a few weeks. Not as bad as regular glitter tho. And your poop looks fancy for a day.\nBut: Biodegradable is a lie, usually. It's only biodegradable under VERY specific circumstances that are not met in a landfill or even most bio waste composting plants. Burning it works just fine :D", ">\n\nThis is popular as fuck", ">\n\nThe fact that glitter both exists and is used says otherwise.", ">\n\nI exist and am used, but I'm not popular.", ">\n\nBut are you biodegradable?", ">\n\nEverything except my bones.", ">\n\nGlitter is terrible. Now, sparkly stuff that doesn't bleed onto everything is okay and enjoyable. But glitter that leaks onto everything and never goes away is so bad", ">\n\nIm like a crow.. i need the shiny in my life", ">\n\nSAME", ">\n\nThe largest purchaser of glitter worldwide actively hides the fact that they are the largest purchaser of glitter worldwide", ">\n\nHow are you going to put me out there like that?", ">\n\nSorry De_Nilla the world has to know what you use all of it for", ">\n\nMy 6 year old could not disagree with this comment more strongly.", ">\n\nMy 4 year old too. \nShe dropped a tiny little tub of glitter on the floor (yay Christmas presents!) in the dining room and even after sweeping and hoovering the floor is SPARKLY!", ">\n\nyou could turn on a good old fashioned Kirby, leave it running in one spot for a century, pick it up and it will still sparkle under it", ">\n\nGlitter is a horrific abomination and if any type of plastic should be banned, it should be glitter.", ">\n\nI see your point. But it is oh so wonderful to send an enemy a glitter bomb.", ">\n\nPeople actually have enemies? And fantasize about vengeful antics?\nI really need to get out more", ">\n\nI would say this is the most popular opinion ever posted on this thread. NO ONE is coming out in support of glitter.", ">\n\ni support glitter 😂", ">\n\nDownvote this person into oblivion ☝️", ">\n\nThats a downvote for you! Glitter rules!", ">\n\nI hope you get it stuck in your hard to reach places!", ">\n\nAnd you have a life with no happy sparklies!", ">\n\nNGL, I don't even care about the whole micro plastics thing that much, I just hate the mess it leaves in general, seems the second a kid spills glitter in a house you're going to be finding little specs of glitter all around the place until the end of time. (or the building burns down, whatever is first) Even with effort to clean it up some always manages to remain. \nThink a good way of telling if a house was ever owned by a family with kids is just to have a good look at the gaps between floor boards, skirting and what not, any glitter and you know kids have likely been there.", ">\n\nI'm an artist who works with glitter and resin, and you're all absolutely correct. It's a plague, and I love it. Studio floors are gorgeous, but it gets places I haven't been, ever. It's in my boyfriends welding helmet, and that doesn't come home.", ">\n\nI have 3 daughters and especially when they were younger it seemed like there was glitter everywhere in our house. Well I get a call from my sister who was part angry part couldn't stop laughing. I had given her some leftover infant diapers we had, and she was at the doctors with her recently born son.\nDuring the check up she saw a strange look come over the Docs face, concerned she moved to see what was going on and was horrified to see her sons balls sparkling with glitter.\nGlitter is trash, and gets EVERYWHERE.", ">\n\nWe buy stupid vinyl records that are damage the first time you use them, instead of CDs. CD s are just music delivery system. People buy non stick pans, which are disposable, as opposed to a stainless steel pans which will out last your grandchildren. People buy expensive cell phones that you throw out when the battery is dead. I have five working computers, that they turned off the operating systems. They say people buy fast fashion. Hell, I can't but anything else. I can live with the glitter.", ">\n\nI had my MacBook for 10 years. Still worked perfectly. But I couldn’t update it anymore. Roughly 6 months later, none of the apps I was trying to run would work anymore. So I had to get a new one. I didn’t need a new one. It was annoying. I like my current MacBook but I’m annoyed that I even have to have it.", ">\n\nthis sub needs an update it's littered with popular opinions", ">\n\nThe things people will do for karma.\nAnd people admit knowing the rules and upvoting when they agree", ">\n\nBioglitter ftw", ">\n\nNo glitter, ftmfw", ">\n\nWhy do you hate fun", ">\n\nWhy do you choose to be the way you are?", ">\n\nGlitter is the middle of sequins\nEdit: get rid of both", ">\n\nI love glitter. They shine and shimmer", ">\n\ndid something concerning glitter happen to you recently lol? jusk askin", ">\n\nOP is probably another victim of the glitter boobytrap.", ">\n\ni’m a raver so reading these comments is just painful 😭😭😭😭", ">\n\nBuy the bio/eco-friendly glitter! I use it for music festivals and love it.", ">\n\ngood idea 😊😊😊", ">\n\nWhen I need to use glitter, I'm buying a biodegradable one. Problem solved", ">\n\nI think it's funny that every time I go to a music festival the people who say they love the planet the most are the first to throw glitter and chemical glow sticks like it's going out of style.", ">\n\nI go to music festivals and love face glitter, but I buy the bio/eco glitter that is made from algae. Not trying to be confrontational with you, just don't want you to think that everyone who loves to sparkle hates the environment.", ">\n\nI hate both", ">\n\nThis isn't an unpopular opinion....\nIDK if you've seen Good Mythical Morning, but they had glitter on the show ONCE and then instituted a serious, company-wide policy of banning glitter completely. Link still looks mad whenever the subject of glitter comes up.", ">\n\nPREACH", ">\n\nCheck your mailbox (there is a glitter bomb)", ">\n\nCards that play music are electronic waste", ">\n\nI agree. Easy downvote.", ">", ">\n\nlol is reddit supoosed to be an imageboard now? whats with the image replies", ">" ]

[ "Glitter is the herpes of the crafting world", ">\n\nMy sister used to say this, she actually mailed our aunt a joke card filled with glitter designed to gently explode upon opening. When our aunt called our house, my sister just told her she gave her “glitter herpes” to remember her by. Six years latter, our aunt still finds little shiny specs on her couch and shag carpeting.", ">\n\nI'm so sorry to hear about your sister. I assume your aunt murdered her?", ">\n\nI'm sorry to hear Marcus's auntie still keeps shag carpeting. So much the worse for the glitter too.", ">\n\nYou got that wrong, Marcus's auntie keeps shagging carpets", ">\n\nMunch munch munch", ">\n\nDrove Uber, woman dropped a handful of glitter in the back seats, pissed I wouldn’t make a pit stop I guess. Didn’t notice, quick pick up of two nicely dressed women all in black on the way to a church service for their elderly mom. They noticed after sitting down in it. Still took the ride. I wanted to die seeing their black sparkly butts go up the church walk. Screw glitter and all who use it.", ">\n\nI'm not a huge fan of glitter, but biodegradable glitter does exist and is common. I think non-biodegradable glitter should stop being used though.", ">\n\nIt still gets EVERYWHERE", ">\n\nI don’t like sand", ">\n\nIt's coarse and rough and irritating", ">\n\nNot like here. Here everything is soft, and smooth.", ">\n\nRepeat after me kids:\nGLITTER IS LITTER", ">\n\nG-litter\nGlorious litter \nIt's pretty\nIt's still litter.", ">\n\n\"pretty to look at\" is as good as glitter gets", ">\n\nOf course. No one told you to eat it", ">\n\nA lot of times it contains heavy metals too", ">\n\nNo wonder those bands in the 80s used to use a lot of it", ">\n\nGlitter is the herpes of the rock world.", ">\n\nI think herpes was still the herpes of the rock world back then... poor Pam.", ">\n\nGlitter is not allowed in my house \nI allowed it once and still can find traces of it to this day....", ">\n\nI had a phone case with glitter. The thing busted months ago and I'm STILL finding traces of it", ">\n\nI will assault anyone who thinks it’s funny to give me a glitter bomb as a joke gift", ">\n\nGlitter bombs are only acceptable for cheating exes", ">\n\nAnd porch pirates", ">\n\nI saw a prank video about that on YouTube", ">\n\nYeah Mark Rober did it for 5 years, pretty epic prank", ">\n\nAs someone who just wore an all glitter dress I got for Christmas to an out of state function, I hate glitter. I burned the dress after I got home. Literally everywhere I went I left a trail of glitter and I felt like the biggest asshole on the planet. I went to go potty and the stall looked like someone murdered a glitter pixie. I don't think this is unpopular.", ">\n\nPotty? Grow up", ">\n\n/r/gatekeeping", ">\n\nPerhaps the most banal version of it.", ">\n\n\"Critics who treat 'adult' as a term of approval, instead of as a merely descriptive term, cannot be adult themselves. To be concerned about being grown up, to admire the grown up because it is grown up, to blush at the suspicion of being childish; these things are the marks of childhood and adolescence. And in childhood and adolescence they are, in moderation, healthy symptoms. Young things ought to want to grow. But to carry on into middle life or even into early manhood this concern about being adult is a mark of really arrested development. When I was ten, I read fairy tales in secret and would have been ashamed if I had been found doing so. Now that I am fifty I read them openly. When I became a man I put away childish things, including the fear of childishness and the desire to be very grown up.\" -- C.S. Lewis", ">\n\nAnd that's why I bought bio degradable glitter. I freaking love sparkles but the planet is important. There's also edible glitter that I plan on getting eventually.", ">\n\nIts fun. But you'll definitely spill some and find it everywhere for a few weeks. Not as bad as regular glitter tho. And your poop looks fancy for a day.\nBut: Biodegradable is a lie, usually. It's only biodegradable under VERY specific circumstances that are not met in a landfill or even most bio waste composting plants. Burning it works just fine :D", ">\n\nThis is popular as fuck", ">\n\nThe fact that glitter both exists and is used says otherwise.", ">\n\nI exist and am used, but I'm not popular.", ">\n\nBut are you biodegradable?", ">\n\nEverything except my bones.", ">\n\nGlitter is terrible. Now, sparkly stuff that doesn't bleed onto everything is okay and enjoyable. But glitter that leaks onto everything and never goes away is so bad", ">\n\nIm like a crow.. i need the shiny in my life", ">\n\nSAME", ">\n\nThe largest purchaser of glitter worldwide actively hides the fact that they are the largest purchaser of glitter worldwide", ">\n\nHow are you going to put me out there like that?", ">\n\nSorry De_Nilla the world has to know what you use all of it for", ">\n\nMy 6 year old could not disagree with this comment more strongly.", ">\n\nMy 4 year old too. \nShe dropped a tiny little tub of glitter on the floor (yay Christmas presents!) in the dining room and even after sweeping and hoovering the floor is SPARKLY!", ">\n\nyou could turn on a good old fashioned Kirby, leave it running in one spot for a century, pick it up and it will still sparkle under it", ">\n\nGlitter is a horrific abomination and if any type of plastic should be banned, it should be glitter.", ">\n\nI see your point. But it is oh so wonderful to send an enemy a glitter bomb.", ">\n\nPeople actually have enemies? And fantasize about vengeful antics?\nI really need to get out more", ">\n\nI would say this is the most popular opinion ever posted on this thread. NO ONE is coming out in support of glitter.", ">\n\ni support glitter 😂", ">\n\nDownvote this person into oblivion ☝️", ">\n\nThats a downvote for you! Glitter rules!", ">\n\nI hope you get it stuck in your hard to reach places!", ">\n\nAnd you have a life with no happy sparklies!", ">\n\nNGL, I don't even care about the whole micro plastics thing that much, I just hate the mess it leaves in general, seems the second a kid spills glitter in a house you're going to be finding little specs of glitter all around the place until the end of time. (or the building burns down, whatever is first) Even with effort to clean it up some always manages to remain. \nThink a good way of telling if a house was ever owned by a family with kids is just to have a good look at the gaps between floor boards, skirting and what not, any glitter and you know kids have likely been there.", ">\n\nI'm an artist who works with glitter and resin, and you're all absolutely correct. It's a plague, and I love it. Studio floors are gorgeous, but it gets places I haven't been, ever. It's in my boyfriends welding helmet, and that doesn't come home.", ">\n\nI have 3 daughters and especially when they were younger it seemed like there was glitter everywhere in our house. Well I get a call from my sister who was part angry part couldn't stop laughing. I had given her some leftover infant diapers we had, and she was at the doctors with her recently born son.\nDuring the check up she saw a strange look come over the Docs face, concerned she moved to see what was going on and was horrified to see her sons balls sparkling with glitter.\nGlitter is trash, and gets EVERYWHERE.", ">\n\nWe buy stupid vinyl records that are damage the first time you use them, instead of CDs. CD s are just music delivery system. People buy non stick pans, which are disposable, as opposed to a stainless steel pans which will out last your grandchildren. People buy expensive cell phones that you throw out when the battery is dead. I have five working computers, that they turned off the operating systems. They say people buy fast fashion. Hell, I can't but anything else. I can live with the glitter.", ">\n\nI had my MacBook for 10 years. Still worked perfectly. But I couldn’t update it anymore. Roughly 6 months later, none of the apps I was trying to run would work anymore. So I had to get a new one. I didn’t need a new one. It was annoying. I like my current MacBook but I’m annoyed that I even have to have it.", ">\n\nthis sub needs an update it's littered with popular opinions", ">\n\nThe things people will do for karma.\nAnd people admit knowing the rules and upvoting when they agree", ">\n\nBioglitter ftw", ">\n\nNo glitter, ftmfw", ">\n\nWhy do you hate fun", ">\n\nWhy do you choose to be the way you are?", ">\n\nGlitter is the middle of sequins\nEdit: get rid of both", ">\n\nI love glitter. They shine and shimmer", ">\n\ndid something concerning glitter happen to you recently lol? jusk askin", ">\n\nOP is probably another victim of the glitter boobytrap.", ">\n\ni’m a raver so reading these comments is just painful 😭😭😭😭", ">\n\nBuy the bio/eco-friendly glitter! I use it for music festivals and love it.", ">\n\ngood idea 😊😊😊", ">\n\nWhen I need to use glitter, I'm buying a biodegradable one. Problem solved", ">\n\nI think it's funny that every time I go to a music festival the people who say they love the planet the most are the first to throw glitter and chemical glow sticks like it's going out of style.", ">\n\nI go to music festivals and love face glitter, but I buy the bio/eco glitter that is made from algae. Not trying to be confrontational with you, just don't want you to think that everyone who loves to sparkle hates the environment.", ">\n\nI hate both", ">\n\nThis isn't an unpopular opinion....\nIDK if you've seen Good Mythical Morning, but they had glitter on the show ONCE and then instituted a serious, company-wide policy of banning glitter completely. Link still looks mad whenever the subject of glitter comes up.", ">\n\nPREACH", ">\n\nCheck your mailbox (there is a glitter bomb)", ">\n\nCards that play music are electronic waste", ">\n\nI agree. Easy downvote.", ">", ">\n\nlol is reddit supoosed to be an imageboard now? whats with the image replies", ">", ">\n\nThis is 10/10 not an upopular opinion. It’s is literally the herpes of the arts and crafts world. Nobody wants it, but of COURSE somebody has it, and they usually don’t tell you about it until it’s too late, and once you have it it’s impossible to get rid of." ]

[ "Glitter is the herpes of the crafting world", ">\n\nMy sister used to say this, she actually mailed our aunt a joke card filled with glitter designed to gently explode upon opening. When our aunt called our house, my sister just told her she gave her “glitter herpes” to remember her by. Six years latter, our aunt still finds little shiny specs on her couch and shag carpeting.", ">\n\nI'm so sorry to hear about your sister. I assume your aunt murdered her?", ">\n\nI'm sorry to hear Marcus's auntie still keeps shag carpeting. So much the worse for the glitter too.", ">\n\nYou got that wrong, Marcus's auntie keeps shagging carpets", ">\n\nMunch munch munch", ">\n\nDrove Uber, woman dropped a handful of glitter in the back seats, pissed I wouldn’t make a pit stop I guess. Didn’t notice, quick pick up of two nicely dressed women all in black on the way to a church service for their elderly mom. They noticed after sitting down in it. Still took the ride. I wanted to die seeing their black sparkly butts go up the church walk. Screw glitter and all who use it.", ">\n\nI'm not a huge fan of glitter, but biodegradable glitter does exist and is common. I think non-biodegradable glitter should stop being used though.", ">\n\nIt still gets EVERYWHERE", ">\n\nI don’t like sand", ">\n\nIt's coarse and rough and irritating", ">\n\nNot like here. Here everything is soft, and smooth.", ">\n\nRepeat after me kids:\nGLITTER IS LITTER", ">\n\nG-litter\nGlorious litter \nIt's pretty\nIt's still litter.", ">\n\n\"pretty to look at\" is as good as glitter gets", ">\n\nOf course. No one told you to eat it", ">\n\nA lot of times it contains heavy metals too", ">\n\nNo wonder those bands in the 80s used to use a lot of it", ">\n\nGlitter is the herpes of the rock world.", ">\n\nI think herpes was still the herpes of the rock world back then... poor Pam.", ">\n\nGlitter is not allowed in my house \nI allowed it once and still can find traces of it to this day....", ">\n\nI had a phone case with glitter. The thing busted months ago and I'm STILL finding traces of it", ">\n\nI will assault anyone who thinks it’s funny to give me a glitter bomb as a joke gift", ">\n\nGlitter bombs are only acceptable for cheating exes", ">\n\nAnd porch pirates", ">\n\nI saw a prank video about that on YouTube", ">\n\nYeah Mark Rober did it for 5 years, pretty epic prank", ">\n\nAs someone who just wore an all glitter dress I got for Christmas to an out of state function, I hate glitter. I burned the dress after I got home. Literally everywhere I went I left a trail of glitter and I felt like the biggest asshole on the planet. I went to go potty and the stall looked like someone murdered a glitter pixie. I don't think this is unpopular.", ">\n\nPotty? Grow up", ">\n\n/r/gatekeeping", ">\n\nPerhaps the most banal version of it.", ">\n\n\"Critics who treat 'adult' as a term of approval, instead of as a merely descriptive term, cannot be adult themselves. To be concerned about being grown up, to admire the grown up because it is grown up, to blush at the suspicion of being childish; these things are the marks of childhood and adolescence. And in childhood and adolescence they are, in moderation, healthy symptoms. Young things ought to want to grow. But to carry on into middle life or even into early manhood this concern about being adult is a mark of really arrested development. When I was ten, I read fairy tales in secret and would have been ashamed if I had been found doing so. Now that I am fifty I read them openly. When I became a man I put away childish things, including the fear of childishness and the desire to be very grown up.\" -- C.S. Lewis", ">\n\nAnd that's why I bought bio degradable glitter. I freaking love sparkles but the planet is important. There's also edible glitter that I plan on getting eventually.", ">\n\nIts fun. But you'll definitely spill some and find it everywhere for a few weeks. Not as bad as regular glitter tho. And your poop looks fancy for a day.\nBut: Biodegradable is a lie, usually. It's only biodegradable under VERY specific circumstances that are not met in a landfill or even most bio waste composting plants. Burning it works just fine :D", ">\n\nThis is popular as fuck", ">\n\nThe fact that glitter both exists and is used says otherwise.", ">\n\nI exist and am used, but I'm not popular.", ">\n\nBut are you biodegradable?", ">\n\nEverything except my bones.", ">\n\nGlitter is terrible. Now, sparkly stuff that doesn't bleed onto everything is okay and enjoyable. But glitter that leaks onto everything and never goes away is so bad", ">\n\nIm like a crow.. i need the shiny in my life", ">\n\nSAME", ">\n\nThe largest purchaser of glitter worldwide actively hides the fact that they are the largest purchaser of glitter worldwide", ">\n\nHow are you going to put me out there like that?", ">\n\nSorry De_Nilla the world has to know what you use all of it for", ">\n\nMy 6 year old could not disagree with this comment more strongly.", ">\n\nMy 4 year old too. \nShe dropped a tiny little tub of glitter on the floor (yay Christmas presents!) in the dining room and even after sweeping and hoovering the floor is SPARKLY!", ">\n\nyou could turn on a good old fashioned Kirby, leave it running in one spot for a century, pick it up and it will still sparkle under it", ">\n\nGlitter is a horrific abomination and if any type of plastic should be banned, it should be glitter.", ">\n\nI see your point. But it is oh so wonderful to send an enemy a glitter bomb.", ">\n\nPeople actually have enemies? And fantasize about vengeful antics?\nI really need to get out more", ">\n\nI would say this is the most popular opinion ever posted on this thread. NO ONE is coming out in support of glitter.", ">\n\ni support glitter 😂", ">\n\nDownvote this person into oblivion ☝️", ">\n\nThats a downvote for you! Glitter rules!", ">\n\nI hope you get it stuck in your hard to reach places!", ">\n\nAnd you have a life with no happy sparklies!", ">\n\nNGL, I don't even care about the whole micro plastics thing that much, I just hate the mess it leaves in general, seems the second a kid spills glitter in a house you're going to be finding little specs of glitter all around the place until the end of time. (or the building burns down, whatever is first) Even with effort to clean it up some always manages to remain. \nThink a good way of telling if a house was ever owned by a family with kids is just to have a good look at the gaps between floor boards, skirting and what not, any glitter and you know kids have likely been there.", ">\n\nI'm an artist who works with glitter and resin, and you're all absolutely correct. It's a plague, and I love it. Studio floors are gorgeous, but it gets places I haven't been, ever. It's in my boyfriends welding helmet, and that doesn't come home.", ">\n\nI have 3 daughters and especially when they were younger it seemed like there was glitter everywhere in our house. Well I get a call from my sister who was part angry part couldn't stop laughing. I had given her some leftover infant diapers we had, and she was at the doctors with her recently born son.\nDuring the check up she saw a strange look come over the Docs face, concerned she moved to see what was going on and was horrified to see her sons balls sparkling with glitter.\nGlitter is trash, and gets EVERYWHERE.", ">\n\nWe buy stupid vinyl records that are damage the first time you use them, instead of CDs. CD s are just music delivery system. People buy non stick pans, which are disposable, as opposed to a stainless steel pans which will out last your grandchildren. People buy expensive cell phones that you throw out when the battery is dead. I have five working computers, that they turned off the operating systems. They say people buy fast fashion. Hell, I can't but anything else. I can live with the glitter.", ">\n\nI had my MacBook for 10 years. Still worked perfectly. But I couldn’t update it anymore. Roughly 6 months later, none of the apps I was trying to run would work anymore. So I had to get a new one. I didn’t need a new one. It was annoying. I like my current MacBook but I’m annoyed that I even have to have it.", ">\n\nthis sub needs an update it's littered with popular opinions", ">\n\nThe things people will do for karma.\nAnd people admit knowing the rules and upvoting when they agree", ">\n\nBioglitter ftw", ">\n\nNo glitter, ftmfw", ">\n\nWhy do you hate fun", ">\n\nWhy do you choose to be the way you are?", ">\n\nGlitter is the middle of sequins\nEdit: get rid of both", ">\n\nI love glitter. They shine and shimmer", ">\n\ndid something concerning glitter happen to you recently lol? jusk askin", ">\n\nOP is probably another victim of the glitter boobytrap.", ">\n\ni’m a raver so reading these comments is just painful 😭😭😭😭", ">\n\nBuy the bio/eco-friendly glitter! I use it for music festivals and love it.", ">\n\ngood idea 😊😊😊", ">\n\nWhen I need to use glitter, I'm buying a biodegradable one. Problem solved", ">\n\nI think it's funny that every time I go to a music festival the people who say they love the planet the most are the first to throw glitter and chemical glow sticks like it's going out of style.", ">\n\nI go to music festivals and love face glitter, but I buy the bio/eco glitter that is made from algae. Not trying to be confrontational with you, just don't want you to think that everyone who loves to sparkle hates the environment.", ">\n\nI hate both", ">\n\nThis isn't an unpopular opinion....\nIDK if you've seen Good Mythical Morning, but they had glitter on the show ONCE and then instituted a serious, company-wide policy of banning glitter completely. Link still looks mad whenever the subject of glitter comes up.", ">\n\nPREACH", ">\n\nCheck your mailbox (there is a glitter bomb)", ">\n\nCards that play music are electronic waste", ">\n\nI agree. Easy downvote.", ">", ">\n\nlol is reddit supoosed to be an imageboard now? whats with the image replies", ">", ">\n\nThis is 10/10 not an upopular opinion. It’s is literally the herpes of the arts and crafts world. Nobody wants it, but of COURSE somebody has it, and they usually don’t tell you about it until it’s too late, and once you have it it’s impossible to get rid of.", ">\n\nThat's a great analogy. Even though I love glitter" ]

[ "Glitter is the herpes of the crafting world", ">\n\nMy sister used to say this, she actually mailed our aunt a joke card filled with glitter designed to gently explode upon opening. When our aunt called our house, my sister just told her she gave her “glitter herpes” to remember her by. Six years latter, our aunt still finds little shiny specs on her couch and shag carpeting.", ">\n\nI'm so sorry to hear about your sister. I assume your aunt murdered her?", ">\n\nI'm sorry to hear Marcus's auntie still keeps shag carpeting. So much the worse for the glitter too.", ">\n\nYou got that wrong, Marcus's auntie keeps shagging carpets", ">\n\nMunch munch munch", ">\n\nDrove Uber, woman dropped a handful of glitter in the back seats, pissed I wouldn’t make a pit stop I guess. Didn’t notice, quick pick up of two nicely dressed women all in black on the way to a church service for their elderly mom. They noticed after sitting down in it. Still took the ride. I wanted to die seeing their black sparkly butts go up the church walk. Screw glitter and all who use it.", ">\n\nI'm not a huge fan of glitter, but biodegradable glitter does exist and is common. I think non-biodegradable glitter should stop being used though.", ">\n\nIt still gets EVERYWHERE", ">\n\nI don’t like sand", ">\n\nIt's coarse and rough and irritating", ">\n\nNot like here. Here everything is soft, and smooth.", ">\n\nRepeat after me kids:\nGLITTER IS LITTER", ">\n\nG-litter\nGlorious litter \nIt's pretty\nIt's still litter.", ">\n\n\"pretty to look at\" is as good as glitter gets", ">\n\nOf course. No one told you to eat it", ">\n\nA lot of times it contains heavy metals too", ">\n\nNo wonder those bands in the 80s used to use a lot of it", ">\n\nGlitter is the herpes of the rock world.", ">\n\nI think herpes was still the herpes of the rock world back then... poor Pam.", ">\n\nGlitter is not allowed in my house \nI allowed it once and still can find traces of it to this day....", ">\n\nI had a phone case with glitter. The thing busted months ago and I'm STILL finding traces of it", ">\n\nI will assault anyone who thinks it’s funny to give me a glitter bomb as a joke gift", ">\n\nGlitter bombs are only acceptable for cheating exes", ">\n\nAnd porch pirates", ">\n\nI saw a prank video about that on YouTube", ">\n\nYeah Mark Rober did it for 5 years, pretty epic prank", ">\n\nAs someone who just wore an all glitter dress I got for Christmas to an out of state function, I hate glitter. I burned the dress after I got home. Literally everywhere I went I left a trail of glitter and I felt like the biggest asshole on the planet. I went to go potty and the stall looked like someone murdered a glitter pixie. I don't think this is unpopular.", ">\n\nPotty? Grow up", ">\n\n/r/gatekeeping", ">\n\nPerhaps the most banal version of it.", ">\n\n\"Critics who treat 'adult' as a term of approval, instead of as a merely descriptive term, cannot be adult themselves. To be concerned about being grown up, to admire the grown up because it is grown up, to blush at the suspicion of being childish; these things are the marks of childhood and adolescence. And in childhood and adolescence they are, in moderation, healthy symptoms. Young things ought to want to grow. But to carry on into middle life or even into early manhood this concern about being adult is a mark of really arrested development. When I was ten, I read fairy tales in secret and would have been ashamed if I had been found doing so. Now that I am fifty I read them openly. When I became a man I put away childish things, including the fear of childishness and the desire to be very grown up.\" -- C.S. Lewis", ">\n\nAnd that's why I bought bio degradable glitter. I freaking love sparkles but the planet is important. There's also edible glitter that I plan on getting eventually.", ">\n\nIts fun. But you'll definitely spill some and find it everywhere for a few weeks. Not as bad as regular glitter tho. And your poop looks fancy for a day.\nBut: Biodegradable is a lie, usually. It's only biodegradable under VERY specific circumstances that are not met in a landfill or even most bio waste composting plants. Burning it works just fine :D", ">\n\nThis is popular as fuck", ">\n\nThe fact that glitter both exists and is used says otherwise.", ">\n\nI exist and am used, but I'm not popular.", ">\n\nBut are you biodegradable?", ">\n\nEverything except my bones.", ">\n\nGlitter is terrible. Now, sparkly stuff that doesn't bleed onto everything is okay and enjoyable. But glitter that leaks onto everything and never goes away is so bad", ">\n\nIm like a crow.. i need the shiny in my life", ">\n\nSAME", ">\n\nThe largest purchaser of glitter worldwide actively hides the fact that they are the largest purchaser of glitter worldwide", ">\n\nHow are you going to put me out there like that?", ">\n\nSorry De_Nilla the world has to know what you use all of it for", ">\n\nMy 6 year old could not disagree with this comment more strongly.", ">\n\nMy 4 year old too. \nShe dropped a tiny little tub of glitter on the floor (yay Christmas presents!) in the dining room and even after sweeping and hoovering the floor is SPARKLY!", ">\n\nyou could turn on a good old fashioned Kirby, leave it running in one spot for a century, pick it up and it will still sparkle under it", ">\n\nGlitter is a horrific abomination and if any type of plastic should be banned, it should be glitter.", ">\n\nI see your point. But it is oh so wonderful to send an enemy a glitter bomb.", ">\n\nPeople actually have enemies? And fantasize about vengeful antics?\nI really need to get out more", ">\n\nI would say this is the most popular opinion ever posted on this thread. NO ONE is coming out in support of glitter.", ">\n\ni support glitter 😂", ">\n\nDownvote this person into oblivion ☝️", ">\n\nThats a downvote for you! Glitter rules!", ">\n\nI hope you get it stuck in your hard to reach places!", ">\n\nAnd you have a life with no happy sparklies!", ">\n\nNGL, I don't even care about the whole micro plastics thing that much, I just hate the mess it leaves in general, seems the second a kid spills glitter in a house you're going to be finding little specs of glitter all around the place until the end of time. (or the building burns down, whatever is first) Even with effort to clean it up some always manages to remain. \nThink a good way of telling if a house was ever owned by a family with kids is just to have a good look at the gaps between floor boards, skirting and what not, any glitter and you know kids have likely been there.", ">\n\nI'm an artist who works with glitter and resin, and you're all absolutely correct. It's a plague, and I love it. Studio floors are gorgeous, but it gets places I haven't been, ever. It's in my boyfriends welding helmet, and that doesn't come home.", ">\n\nI have 3 daughters and especially when they were younger it seemed like there was glitter everywhere in our house. Well I get a call from my sister who was part angry part couldn't stop laughing. I had given her some leftover infant diapers we had, and she was at the doctors with her recently born son.\nDuring the check up she saw a strange look come over the Docs face, concerned she moved to see what was going on and was horrified to see her sons balls sparkling with glitter.\nGlitter is trash, and gets EVERYWHERE.", ">\n\nWe buy stupid vinyl records that are damage the first time you use them, instead of CDs. CD s are just music delivery system. People buy non stick pans, which are disposable, as opposed to a stainless steel pans which will out last your grandchildren. People buy expensive cell phones that you throw out when the battery is dead. I have five working computers, that they turned off the operating systems. They say people buy fast fashion. Hell, I can't but anything else. I can live with the glitter.", ">\n\nI had my MacBook for 10 years. Still worked perfectly. But I couldn’t update it anymore. Roughly 6 months later, none of the apps I was trying to run would work anymore. So I had to get a new one. I didn’t need a new one. It was annoying. I like my current MacBook but I’m annoyed that I even have to have it.", ">\n\nthis sub needs an update it's littered with popular opinions", ">\n\nThe things people will do for karma.\nAnd people admit knowing the rules and upvoting when they agree", ">\n\nBioglitter ftw", ">\n\nNo glitter, ftmfw", ">\n\nWhy do you hate fun", ">\n\nWhy do you choose to be the way you are?", ">\n\nGlitter is the middle of sequins\nEdit: get rid of both", ">\n\nI love glitter. They shine and shimmer", ">\n\ndid something concerning glitter happen to you recently lol? jusk askin", ">\n\nOP is probably another victim of the glitter boobytrap.", ">\n\ni’m a raver so reading these comments is just painful 😭😭😭😭", ">\n\nBuy the bio/eco-friendly glitter! I use it for music festivals and love it.", ">\n\ngood idea 😊😊😊", ">\n\nWhen I need to use glitter, I'm buying a biodegradable one. Problem solved", ">\n\nI think it's funny that every time I go to a music festival the people who say they love the planet the most are the first to throw glitter and chemical glow sticks like it's going out of style.", ">\n\nI go to music festivals and love face glitter, but I buy the bio/eco glitter that is made from algae. Not trying to be confrontational with you, just don't want you to think that everyone who loves to sparkle hates the environment.", ">\n\nI hate both", ">\n\nThis isn't an unpopular opinion....\nIDK if you've seen Good Mythical Morning, but they had glitter on the show ONCE and then instituted a serious, company-wide policy of banning glitter completely. Link still looks mad whenever the subject of glitter comes up.", ">\n\nPREACH", ">\n\nCheck your mailbox (there is a glitter bomb)", ">\n\nCards that play music are electronic waste", ">\n\nI agree. Easy downvote.", ">", ">\n\nlol is reddit supoosed to be an imageboard now? whats with the image replies", ">", ">\n\nThis is 10/10 not an upopular opinion. It’s is literally the herpes of the arts and crafts world. Nobody wants it, but of COURSE somebody has it, and they usually don’t tell you about it until it’s too late, and once you have it it’s impossible to get rid of.", ">\n\nThat's a great analogy. Even though I love glitter", ">\n\nI teach little children. I absolutely love glitter!" ]

[ "Glitter is the herpes of the crafting world", ">\n\nMy sister used to say this, she actually mailed our aunt a joke card filled with glitter designed to gently explode upon opening. When our aunt called our house, my sister just told her she gave her “glitter herpes” to remember her by. Six years latter, our aunt still finds little shiny specs on her couch and shag carpeting.", ">\n\nI'm so sorry to hear about your sister. I assume your aunt murdered her?", ">\n\nI'm sorry to hear Marcus's auntie still keeps shag carpeting. So much the worse for the glitter too.", ">\n\nYou got that wrong, Marcus's auntie keeps shagging carpets", ">\n\nMunch munch munch", ">\n\nDrove Uber, woman dropped a handful of glitter in the back seats, pissed I wouldn’t make a pit stop I guess. Didn’t notice, quick pick up of two nicely dressed women all in black on the way to a church service for their elderly mom. They noticed after sitting down in it. Still took the ride. I wanted to die seeing their black sparkly butts go up the church walk. Screw glitter and all who use it.", ">\n\nI'm not a huge fan of glitter, but biodegradable glitter does exist and is common. I think non-biodegradable glitter should stop being used though.", ">\n\nIt still gets EVERYWHERE", ">\n\nI don’t like sand", ">\n\nIt's coarse and rough and irritating", ">\n\nNot like here. Here everything is soft, and smooth.", ">\n\nRepeat after me kids:\nGLITTER IS LITTER", ">\n\nG-litter\nGlorious litter \nIt's pretty\nIt's still litter.", ">\n\n\"pretty to look at\" is as good as glitter gets", ">\n\nOf course. No one told you to eat it", ">\n\nA lot of times it contains heavy metals too", ">\n\nNo wonder those bands in the 80s used to use a lot of it", ">\n\nGlitter is the herpes of the rock world.", ">\n\nI think herpes was still the herpes of the rock world back then... poor Pam.", ">\n\nGlitter is not allowed in my house \nI allowed it once and still can find traces of it to this day....", ">\n\nI had a phone case with glitter. The thing busted months ago and I'm STILL finding traces of it", ">\n\nI will assault anyone who thinks it’s funny to give me a glitter bomb as a joke gift", ">\n\nGlitter bombs are only acceptable for cheating exes", ">\n\nAnd porch pirates", ">\n\nI saw a prank video about that on YouTube", ">\n\nYeah Mark Rober did it for 5 years, pretty epic prank", ">\n\nAs someone who just wore an all glitter dress I got for Christmas to an out of state function, I hate glitter. I burned the dress after I got home. Literally everywhere I went I left a trail of glitter and I felt like the biggest asshole on the planet. I went to go potty and the stall looked like someone murdered a glitter pixie. I don't think this is unpopular.", ">\n\nPotty? Grow up", ">\n\n/r/gatekeeping", ">\n\nPerhaps the most banal version of it.", ">\n\n\"Critics who treat 'adult' as a term of approval, instead of as a merely descriptive term, cannot be adult themselves. To be concerned about being grown up, to admire the grown up because it is grown up, to blush at the suspicion of being childish; these things are the marks of childhood and adolescence. And in childhood and adolescence they are, in moderation, healthy symptoms. Young things ought to want to grow. But to carry on into middle life or even into early manhood this concern about being adult is a mark of really arrested development. When I was ten, I read fairy tales in secret and would have been ashamed if I had been found doing so. Now that I am fifty I read them openly. When I became a man I put away childish things, including the fear of childishness and the desire to be very grown up.\" -- C.S. Lewis", ">\n\nAnd that's why I bought bio degradable glitter. I freaking love sparkles but the planet is important. There's also edible glitter that I plan on getting eventually.", ">\n\nIts fun. But you'll definitely spill some and find it everywhere for a few weeks. Not as bad as regular glitter tho. And your poop looks fancy for a day.\nBut: Biodegradable is a lie, usually. It's only biodegradable under VERY specific circumstances that are not met in a landfill or even most bio waste composting plants. Burning it works just fine :D", ">\n\nThis is popular as fuck", ">\n\nThe fact that glitter both exists and is used says otherwise.", ">\n\nI exist and am used, but I'm not popular.", ">\n\nBut are you biodegradable?", ">\n\nEverything except my bones.", ">\n\nGlitter is terrible. Now, sparkly stuff that doesn't bleed onto everything is okay and enjoyable. But glitter that leaks onto everything and never goes away is so bad", ">\n\nIm like a crow.. i need the shiny in my life", ">\n\nSAME", ">\n\nThe largest purchaser of glitter worldwide actively hides the fact that they are the largest purchaser of glitter worldwide", ">\n\nHow are you going to put me out there like that?", ">\n\nSorry De_Nilla the world has to know what you use all of it for", ">\n\nMy 6 year old could not disagree with this comment more strongly.", ">\n\nMy 4 year old too. \nShe dropped a tiny little tub of glitter on the floor (yay Christmas presents!) in the dining room and even after sweeping and hoovering the floor is SPARKLY!", ">\n\nyou could turn on a good old fashioned Kirby, leave it running in one spot for a century, pick it up and it will still sparkle under it", ">\n\nGlitter is a horrific abomination and if any type of plastic should be banned, it should be glitter.", ">\n\nI see your point. But it is oh so wonderful to send an enemy a glitter bomb.", ">\n\nPeople actually have enemies? And fantasize about vengeful antics?\nI really need to get out more", ">\n\nI would say this is the most popular opinion ever posted on this thread. NO ONE is coming out in support of glitter.", ">\n\ni support glitter 😂", ">\n\nDownvote this person into oblivion ☝️", ">\n\nThats a downvote for you! Glitter rules!", ">\n\nI hope you get it stuck in your hard to reach places!", ">\n\nAnd you have a life with no happy sparklies!", ">\n\nNGL, I don't even care about the whole micro plastics thing that much, I just hate the mess it leaves in general, seems the second a kid spills glitter in a house you're going to be finding little specs of glitter all around the place until the end of time. (or the building burns down, whatever is first) Even with effort to clean it up some always manages to remain. \nThink a good way of telling if a house was ever owned by a family with kids is just to have a good look at the gaps between floor boards, skirting and what not, any glitter and you know kids have likely been there.", ">\n\nI'm an artist who works with glitter and resin, and you're all absolutely correct. It's a plague, and I love it. Studio floors are gorgeous, but it gets places I haven't been, ever. It's in my boyfriends welding helmet, and that doesn't come home.", ">\n\nI have 3 daughters and especially when they were younger it seemed like there was glitter everywhere in our house. Well I get a call from my sister who was part angry part couldn't stop laughing. I had given her some leftover infant diapers we had, and she was at the doctors with her recently born son.\nDuring the check up she saw a strange look come over the Docs face, concerned she moved to see what was going on and was horrified to see her sons balls sparkling with glitter.\nGlitter is trash, and gets EVERYWHERE.", ">\n\nWe buy stupid vinyl records that are damage the first time you use them, instead of CDs. CD s are just music delivery system. People buy non stick pans, which are disposable, as opposed to a stainless steel pans which will out last your grandchildren. People buy expensive cell phones that you throw out when the battery is dead. I have five working computers, that they turned off the operating systems. They say people buy fast fashion. Hell, I can't but anything else. I can live with the glitter.", ">\n\nI had my MacBook for 10 years. Still worked perfectly. But I couldn’t update it anymore. Roughly 6 months later, none of the apps I was trying to run would work anymore. So I had to get a new one. I didn’t need a new one. It was annoying. I like my current MacBook but I’m annoyed that I even have to have it.", ">\n\nthis sub needs an update it's littered with popular opinions", ">\n\nThe things people will do for karma.\nAnd people admit knowing the rules and upvoting when they agree", ">\n\nBioglitter ftw", ">\n\nNo glitter, ftmfw", ">\n\nWhy do you hate fun", ">\n\nWhy do you choose to be the way you are?", ">\n\nGlitter is the middle of sequins\nEdit: get rid of both", ">\n\nI love glitter. They shine and shimmer", ">\n\ndid something concerning glitter happen to you recently lol? jusk askin", ">\n\nOP is probably another victim of the glitter boobytrap.", ">\n\ni’m a raver so reading these comments is just painful 😭😭😭😭", ">\n\nBuy the bio/eco-friendly glitter! I use it for music festivals and love it.", ">\n\ngood idea 😊😊😊", ">\n\nWhen I need to use glitter, I'm buying a biodegradable one. Problem solved", ">\n\nI think it's funny that every time I go to a music festival the people who say they love the planet the most are the first to throw glitter and chemical glow sticks like it's going out of style.", ">\n\nI go to music festivals and love face glitter, but I buy the bio/eco glitter that is made from algae. Not trying to be confrontational with you, just don't want you to think that everyone who loves to sparkle hates the environment.", ">\n\nI hate both", ">\n\nThis isn't an unpopular opinion....\nIDK if you've seen Good Mythical Morning, but they had glitter on the show ONCE and then instituted a serious, company-wide policy of banning glitter completely. Link still looks mad whenever the subject of glitter comes up.", ">\n\nPREACH", ">\n\nCheck your mailbox (there is a glitter bomb)", ">\n\nCards that play music are electronic waste", ">\n\nI agree. Easy downvote.", ">", ">\n\nlol is reddit supoosed to be an imageboard now? whats with the image replies", ">", ">\n\nThis is 10/10 not an upopular opinion. It’s is literally the herpes of the arts and crafts world. Nobody wants it, but of COURSE somebody has it, and they usually don’t tell you about it until it’s too late, and once you have it it’s impossible to get rid of.", ">\n\nThat's a great analogy. Even though I love glitter", ">\n\nI teach little children. I absolutely love glitter!", ">\n\nFantastic read for anyone interested. \nWhat Is Glitter? By Caity Weaver for The New York Times" ]

[ "Glitter is the herpes of the crafting world", ">\n\nMy sister used to say this, she actually mailed our aunt a joke card filled with glitter designed to gently explode upon opening. When our aunt called our house, my sister just told her she gave her “glitter herpes” to remember her by. Six years latter, our aunt still finds little shiny specs on her couch and shag carpeting.", ">\n\nI'm so sorry to hear about your sister. I assume your aunt murdered her?", ">\n\nI'm sorry to hear Marcus's auntie still keeps shag carpeting. So much the worse for the glitter too.", ">\n\nYou got that wrong, Marcus's auntie keeps shagging carpets", ">\n\nMunch munch munch", ">\n\nDrove Uber, woman dropped a handful of glitter in the back seats, pissed I wouldn’t make a pit stop I guess. Didn’t notice, quick pick up of two nicely dressed women all in black on the way to a church service for their elderly mom. They noticed after sitting down in it. Still took the ride. I wanted to die seeing their black sparkly butts go up the church walk. Screw glitter and all who use it.", ">\n\nI'm not a huge fan of glitter, but biodegradable glitter does exist and is common. I think non-biodegradable glitter should stop being used though.", ">\n\nIt still gets EVERYWHERE", ">\n\nI don’t like sand", ">\n\nIt's coarse and rough and irritating", ">\n\nNot like here. Here everything is soft, and smooth.", ">\n\nRepeat after me kids:\nGLITTER IS LITTER", ">\n\nG-litter\nGlorious litter \nIt's pretty\nIt's still litter.", ">\n\n\"pretty to look at\" is as good as glitter gets", ">\n\nOf course. No one told you to eat it", ">\n\nA lot of times it contains heavy metals too", ">\n\nNo wonder those bands in the 80s used to use a lot of it", ">\n\nGlitter is the herpes of the rock world.", ">\n\nI think herpes was still the herpes of the rock world back then... poor Pam.", ">\n\nGlitter is not allowed in my house \nI allowed it once and still can find traces of it to this day....", ">\n\nI had a phone case with glitter. The thing busted months ago and I'm STILL finding traces of it", ">\n\nI will assault anyone who thinks it’s funny to give me a glitter bomb as a joke gift", ">\n\nGlitter bombs are only acceptable for cheating exes", ">\n\nAnd porch pirates", ">\n\nI saw a prank video about that on YouTube", ">\n\nYeah Mark Rober did it for 5 years, pretty epic prank", ">\n\nAs someone who just wore an all glitter dress I got for Christmas to an out of state function, I hate glitter. I burned the dress after I got home. Literally everywhere I went I left a trail of glitter and I felt like the biggest asshole on the planet. I went to go potty and the stall looked like someone murdered a glitter pixie. I don't think this is unpopular.", ">\n\nPotty? Grow up", ">\n\n/r/gatekeeping", ">\n\nPerhaps the most banal version of it.", ">\n\n\"Critics who treat 'adult' as a term of approval, instead of as a merely descriptive term, cannot be adult themselves. To be concerned about being grown up, to admire the grown up because it is grown up, to blush at the suspicion of being childish; these things are the marks of childhood and adolescence. And in childhood and adolescence they are, in moderation, healthy symptoms. Young things ought to want to grow. But to carry on into middle life or even into early manhood this concern about being adult is a mark of really arrested development. When I was ten, I read fairy tales in secret and would have been ashamed if I had been found doing so. Now that I am fifty I read them openly. When I became a man I put away childish things, including the fear of childishness and the desire to be very grown up.\" -- C.S. Lewis", ">\n\nAnd that's why I bought bio degradable glitter. I freaking love sparkles but the planet is important. There's also edible glitter that I plan on getting eventually.", ">\n\nIts fun. But you'll definitely spill some and find it everywhere for a few weeks. Not as bad as regular glitter tho. And your poop looks fancy for a day.\nBut: Biodegradable is a lie, usually. It's only biodegradable under VERY specific circumstances that are not met in a landfill or even most bio waste composting plants. Burning it works just fine :D", ">\n\nThis is popular as fuck", ">\n\nThe fact that glitter both exists and is used says otherwise.", ">\n\nI exist and am used, but I'm not popular.", ">\n\nBut are you biodegradable?", ">\n\nEverything except my bones.", ">\n\nGlitter is terrible. Now, sparkly stuff that doesn't bleed onto everything is okay and enjoyable. But glitter that leaks onto everything and never goes away is so bad", ">\n\nIm like a crow.. i need the shiny in my life", ">\n\nSAME", ">\n\nThe largest purchaser of glitter worldwide actively hides the fact that they are the largest purchaser of glitter worldwide", ">\n\nHow are you going to put me out there like that?", ">\n\nSorry De_Nilla the world has to know what you use all of it for", ">\n\nMy 6 year old could not disagree with this comment more strongly.", ">\n\nMy 4 year old too. \nShe dropped a tiny little tub of glitter on the floor (yay Christmas presents!) in the dining room and even after sweeping and hoovering the floor is SPARKLY!", ">\n\nyou could turn on a good old fashioned Kirby, leave it running in one spot for a century, pick it up and it will still sparkle under it", ">\n\nGlitter is a horrific abomination and if any type of plastic should be banned, it should be glitter.", ">\n\nI see your point. But it is oh so wonderful to send an enemy a glitter bomb.", ">\n\nPeople actually have enemies? And fantasize about vengeful antics?\nI really need to get out more", ">\n\nI would say this is the most popular opinion ever posted on this thread. NO ONE is coming out in support of glitter.", ">\n\ni support glitter 😂", ">\n\nDownvote this person into oblivion ☝️", ">\n\nThats a downvote for you! Glitter rules!", ">\n\nI hope you get it stuck in your hard to reach places!", ">\n\nAnd you have a life with no happy sparklies!", ">\n\nNGL, I don't even care about the whole micro plastics thing that much, I just hate the mess it leaves in general, seems the second a kid spills glitter in a house you're going to be finding little specs of glitter all around the place until the end of time. (or the building burns down, whatever is first) Even with effort to clean it up some always manages to remain. \nThink a good way of telling if a house was ever owned by a family with kids is just to have a good look at the gaps between floor boards, skirting and what not, any glitter and you know kids have likely been there.", ">\n\nI'm an artist who works with glitter and resin, and you're all absolutely correct. It's a plague, and I love it. Studio floors are gorgeous, but it gets places I haven't been, ever. It's in my boyfriends welding helmet, and that doesn't come home.", ">\n\nI have 3 daughters and especially when they were younger it seemed like there was glitter everywhere in our house. Well I get a call from my sister who was part angry part couldn't stop laughing. I had given her some leftover infant diapers we had, and she was at the doctors with her recently born son.\nDuring the check up she saw a strange look come over the Docs face, concerned she moved to see what was going on and was horrified to see her sons balls sparkling with glitter.\nGlitter is trash, and gets EVERYWHERE.", ">\n\nWe buy stupid vinyl records that are damage the first time you use them, instead of CDs. CD s are just music delivery system. People buy non stick pans, which are disposable, as opposed to a stainless steel pans which will out last your grandchildren. People buy expensive cell phones that you throw out when the battery is dead. I have five working computers, that they turned off the operating systems. They say people buy fast fashion. Hell, I can't but anything else. I can live with the glitter.", ">\n\nI had my MacBook for 10 years. Still worked perfectly. But I couldn’t update it anymore. Roughly 6 months later, none of the apps I was trying to run would work anymore. So I had to get a new one. I didn’t need a new one. It was annoying. I like my current MacBook but I’m annoyed that I even have to have it.", ">\n\nthis sub needs an update it's littered with popular opinions", ">\n\nThe things people will do for karma.\nAnd people admit knowing the rules and upvoting when they agree", ">\n\nBioglitter ftw", ">\n\nNo glitter, ftmfw", ">\n\nWhy do you hate fun", ">\n\nWhy do you choose to be the way you are?", ">\n\nGlitter is the middle of sequins\nEdit: get rid of both", ">\n\nI love glitter. They shine and shimmer", ">\n\ndid something concerning glitter happen to you recently lol? jusk askin", ">\n\nOP is probably another victim of the glitter boobytrap.", ">\n\ni’m a raver so reading these comments is just painful 😭😭😭😭", ">\n\nBuy the bio/eco-friendly glitter! I use it for music festivals and love it.", ">\n\ngood idea 😊😊😊", ">\n\nWhen I need to use glitter, I'm buying a biodegradable one. Problem solved", ">\n\nI think it's funny that every time I go to a music festival the people who say they love the planet the most are the first to throw glitter and chemical glow sticks like it's going out of style.", ">\n\nI go to music festivals and love face glitter, but I buy the bio/eco glitter that is made from algae. Not trying to be confrontational with you, just don't want you to think that everyone who loves to sparkle hates the environment.", ">\n\nI hate both", ">\n\nThis isn't an unpopular opinion....\nIDK if you've seen Good Mythical Morning, but they had glitter on the show ONCE and then instituted a serious, company-wide policy of banning glitter completely. Link still looks mad whenever the subject of glitter comes up.", ">\n\nPREACH", ">\n\nCheck your mailbox (there is a glitter bomb)", ">\n\nCards that play music are electronic waste", ">\n\nI agree. Easy downvote.", ">", ">\n\nlol is reddit supoosed to be an imageboard now? whats with the image replies", ">", ">\n\nThis is 10/10 not an upopular opinion. It’s is literally the herpes of the arts and crafts world. Nobody wants it, but of COURSE somebody has it, and they usually don’t tell you about it until it’s too late, and once you have it it’s impossible to get rid of.", ">\n\nThat's a great analogy. Even though I love glitter", ">\n\nI teach little children. I absolutely love glitter!", ">\n\nFantastic read for anyone interested. \nWhat Is Glitter? By Caity Weaver for The New York Times", ">\n\nBiodegradable glitter" ]

[ "Glitter is the herpes of the crafting world", ">\n\nMy sister used to say this, she actually mailed our aunt a joke card filled with glitter designed to gently explode upon opening. When our aunt called our house, my sister just told her she gave her “glitter herpes” to remember her by. Six years latter, our aunt still finds little shiny specs on her couch and shag carpeting.", ">\n\nI'm so sorry to hear about your sister. I assume your aunt murdered her?", ">\n\nI'm sorry to hear Marcus's auntie still keeps shag carpeting. So much the worse for the glitter too.", ">\n\nYou got that wrong, Marcus's auntie keeps shagging carpets", ">\n\nMunch munch munch", ">\n\nDrove Uber, woman dropped a handful of glitter in the back seats, pissed I wouldn’t make a pit stop I guess. Didn’t notice, quick pick up of two nicely dressed women all in black on the way to a church service for their elderly mom. They noticed after sitting down in it. Still took the ride. I wanted to die seeing their black sparkly butts go up the church walk. Screw glitter and all who use it.", ">\n\nI'm not a huge fan of glitter, but biodegradable glitter does exist and is common. I think non-biodegradable glitter should stop being used though.", ">\n\nIt still gets EVERYWHERE", ">\n\nI don’t like sand", ">\n\nIt's coarse and rough and irritating", ">\n\nNot like here. Here everything is soft, and smooth.", ">\n\nRepeat after me kids:\nGLITTER IS LITTER", ">\n\nG-litter\nGlorious litter \nIt's pretty\nIt's still litter.", ">\n\n\"pretty to look at\" is as good as glitter gets", ">\n\nOf course. No one told you to eat it", ">\n\nA lot of times it contains heavy metals too", ">\n\nNo wonder those bands in the 80s used to use a lot of it", ">\n\nGlitter is the herpes of the rock world.", ">\n\nI think herpes was still the herpes of the rock world back then... poor Pam.", ">\n\nGlitter is not allowed in my house \nI allowed it once and still can find traces of it to this day....", ">\n\nI had a phone case with glitter. The thing busted months ago and I'm STILL finding traces of it", ">\n\nI will assault anyone who thinks it’s funny to give me a glitter bomb as a joke gift", ">\n\nGlitter bombs are only acceptable for cheating exes", ">\n\nAnd porch pirates", ">\n\nI saw a prank video about that on YouTube", ">\n\nYeah Mark Rober did it for 5 years, pretty epic prank", ">\n\nAs someone who just wore an all glitter dress I got for Christmas to an out of state function, I hate glitter. I burned the dress after I got home. Literally everywhere I went I left a trail of glitter and I felt like the biggest asshole on the planet. I went to go potty and the stall looked like someone murdered a glitter pixie. I don't think this is unpopular.", ">\n\nPotty? Grow up", ">\n\n/r/gatekeeping", ">\n\nPerhaps the most banal version of it.", ">\n\n\"Critics who treat 'adult' as a term of approval, instead of as a merely descriptive term, cannot be adult themselves. To be concerned about being grown up, to admire the grown up because it is grown up, to blush at the suspicion of being childish; these things are the marks of childhood and adolescence. And in childhood and adolescence they are, in moderation, healthy symptoms. Young things ought to want to grow. But to carry on into middle life or even into early manhood this concern about being adult is a mark of really arrested development. When I was ten, I read fairy tales in secret and would have been ashamed if I had been found doing so. Now that I am fifty I read them openly. When I became a man I put away childish things, including the fear of childishness and the desire to be very grown up.\" -- C.S. Lewis", ">\n\nAnd that's why I bought bio degradable glitter. I freaking love sparkles but the planet is important. There's also edible glitter that I plan on getting eventually.", ">\n\nIts fun. But you'll definitely spill some and find it everywhere for a few weeks. Not as bad as regular glitter tho. And your poop looks fancy for a day.\nBut: Biodegradable is a lie, usually. It's only biodegradable under VERY specific circumstances that are not met in a landfill or even most bio waste composting plants. Burning it works just fine :D", ">\n\nThis is popular as fuck", ">\n\nThe fact that glitter both exists and is used says otherwise.", ">\n\nI exist and am used, but I'm not popular.", ">\n\nBut are you biodegradable?", ">\n\nEverything except my bones.", ">\n\nGlitter is terrible. Now, sparkly stuff that doesn't bleed onto everything is okay and enjoyable. But glitter that leaks onto everything and never goes away is so bad", ">\n\nIm like a crow.. i need the shiny in my life", ">\n\nSAME", ">\n\nThe largest purchaser of glitter worldwide actively hides the fact that they are the largest purchaser of glitter worldwide", ">\n\nHow are you going to put me out there like that?", ">\n\nSorry De_Nilla the world has to know what you use all of it for", ">\n\nMy 6 year old could not disagree with this comment more strongly.", ">\n\nMy 4 year old too. \nShe dropped a tiny little tub of glitter on the floor (yay Christmas presents!) in the dining room and even after sweeping and hoovering the floor is SPARKLY!", ">\n\nyou could turn on a good old fashioned Kirby, leave it running in one spot for a century, pick it up and it will still sparkle under it", ">\n\nGlitter is a horrific abomination and if any type of plastic should be banned, it should be glitter.", ">\n\nI see your point. But it is oh so wonderful to send an enemy a glitter bomb.", ">\n\nPeople actually have enemies? And fantasize about vengeful antics?\nI really need to get out more", ">\n\nI would say this is the most popular opinion ever posted on this thread. NO ONE is coming out in support of glitter.", ">\n\ni support glitter 😂", ">\n\nDownvote this person into oblivion ☝️", ">\n\nThats a downvote for you! Glitter rules!", ">\n\nI hope you get it stuck in your hard to reach places!", ">\n\nAnd you have a life with no happy sparklies!", ">\n\nNGL, I don't even care about the whole micro plastics thing that much, I just hate the mess it leaves in general, seems the second a kid spills glitter in a house you're going to be finding little specs of glitter all around the place until the end of time. (or the building burns down, whatever is first) Even with effort to clean it up some always manages to remain. \nThink a good way of telling if a house was ever owned by a family with kids is just to have a good look at the gaps between floor boards, skirting and what not, any glitter and you know kids have likely been there.", ">\n\nI'm an artist who works with glitter and resin, and you're all absolutely correct. It's a plague, and I love it. Studio floors are gorgeous, but it gets places I haven't been, ever. It's in my boyfriends welding helmet, and that doesn't come home.", ">\n\nI have 3 daughters and especially when they were younger it seemed like there was glitter everywhere in our house. Well I get a call from my sister who was part angry part couldn't stop laughing. I had given her some leftover infant diapers we had, and she was at the doctors with her recently born son.\nDuring the check up she saw a strange look come over the Docs face, concerned she moved to see what was going on and was horrified to see her sons balls sparkling with glitter.\nGlitter is trash, and gets EVERYWHERE.", ">\n\nWe buy stupid vinyl records that are damage the first time you use them, instead of CDs. CD s are just music delivery system. People buy non stick pans, which are disposable, as opposed to a stainless steel pans which will out last your grandchildren. People buy expensive cell phones that you throw out when the battery is dead. I have five working computers, that they turned off the operating systems. They say people buy fast fashion. Hell, I can't but anything else. I can live with the glitter.", ">\n\nI had my MacBook for 10 years. Still worked perfectly. But I couldn’t update it anymore. Roughly 6 months later, none of the apps I was trying to run would work anymore. So I had to get a new one. I didn’t need a new one. It was annoying. I like my current MacBook but I’m annoyed that I even have to have it.", ">\n\nthis sub needs an update it's littered with popular opinions", ">\n\nThe things people will do for karma.\nAnd people admit knowing the rules and upvoting when they agree", ">\n\nBioglitter ftw", ">\n\nNo glitter, ftmfw", ">\n\nWhy do you hate fun", ">\n\nWhy do you choose to be the way you are?", ">\n\nGlitter is the middle of sequins\nEdit: get rid of both", ">\n\nI love glitter. They shine and shimmer", ">\n\ndid something concerning glitter happen to you recently lol? jusk askin", ">\n\nOP is probably another victim of the glitter boobytrap.", ">\n\ni’m a raver so reading these comments is just painful 😭😭😭😭", ">\n\nBuy the bio/eco-friendly glitter! I use it for music festivals and love it.", ">\n\ngood idea 😊😊😊", ">\n\nWhen I need to use glitter, I'm buying a biodegradable one. Problem solved", ">\n\nI think it's funny that every time I go to a music festival the people who say they love the planet the most are the first to throw glitter and chemical glow sticks like it's going out of style.", ">\n\nI go to music festivals and love face glitter, but I buy the bio/eco glitter that is made from algae. Not trying to be confrontational with you, just don't want you to think that everyone who loves to sparkle hates the environment.", ">\n\nI hate both", ">\n\nThis isn't an unpopular opinion....\nIDK if you've seen Good Mythical Morning, but they had glitter on the show ONCE and then instituted a serious, company-wide policy of banning glitter completely. Link still looks mad whenever the subject of glitter comes up.", ">\n\nPREACH", ">\n\nCheck your mailbox (there is a glitter bomb)", ">\n\nCards that play music are electronic waste", ">\n\nI agree. Easy downvote.", ">", ">\n\nlol is reddit supoosed to be an imageboard now? whats with the image replies", ">", ">\n\nThis is 10/10 not an upopular opinion. It’s is literally the herpes of the arts and crafts world. Nobody wants it, but of COURSE somebody has it, and they usually don’t tell you about it until it’s too late, and once you have it it’s impossible to get rid of.", ">\n\nThat's a great analogy. Even though I love glitter", ">\n\nI teach little children. I absolutely love glitter!", ">\n\nFantastic read for anyone interested. \nWhat Is Glitter? By Caity Weaver for The New York Times", ">\n\nBiodegradable glitter", ">\n\nbiggest sigh known to man" ]

[ "Glitter is the herpes of the crafting world", ">\n\nMy sister used to say this, she actually mailed our aunt a joke card filled with glitter designed to gently explode upon opening. When our aunt called our house, my sister just told her she gave her “glitter herpes” to remember her by. Six years latter, our aunt still finds little shiny specs on her couch and shag carpeting.", ">\n\nI'm so sorry to hear about your sister. I assume your aunt murdered her?", ">\n\nI'm sorry to hear Marcus's auntie still keeps shag carpeting. So much the worse for the glitter too.", ">\n\nYou got that wrong, Marcus's auntie keeps shagging carpets", ">\n\nMunch munch munch", ">\n\nDrove Uber, woman dropped a handful of glitter in the back seats, pissed I wouldn’t make a pit stop I guess. Didn’t notice, quick pick up of two nicely dressed women all in black on the way to a church service for their elderly mom. They noticed after sitting down in it. Still took the ride. I wanted to die seeing their black sparkly butts go up the church walk. Screw glitter and all who use it.", ">\n\nI'm not a huge fan of glitter, but biodegradable glitter does exist and is common. I think non-biodegradable glitter should stop being used though.", ">\n\nIt still gets EVERYWHERE", ">\n\nI don’t like sand", ">\n\nIt's coarse and rough and irritating", ">\n\nNot like here. Here everything is soft, and smooth.", ">\n\nRepeat after me kids:\nGLITTER IS LITTER", ">\n\nG-litter\nGlorious litter \nIt's pretty\nIt's still litter.", ">\n\n\"pretty to look at\" is as good as glitter gets", ">\n\nOf course. No one told you to eat it", ">\n\nA lot of times it contains heavy metals too", ">\n\nNo wonder those bands in the 80s used to use a lot of it", ">\n\nGlitter is the herpes of the rock world.", ">\n\nI think herpes was still the herpes of the rock world back then... poor Pam.", ">\n\nGlitter is not allowed in my house \nI allowed it once and still can find traces of it to this day....", ">\n\nI had a phone case with glitter. The thing busted months ago and I'm STILL finding traces of it", ">\n\nI will assault anyone who thinks it’s funny to give me a glitter bomb as a joke gift", ">\n\nGlitter bombs are only acceptable for cheating exes", ">\n\nAnd porch pirates", ">\n\nI saw a prank video about that on YouTube", ">\n\nYeah Mark Rober did it for 5 years, pretty epic prank", ">\n\nAs someone who just wore an all glitter dress I got for Christmas to an out of state function, I hate glitter. I burned the dress after I got home. Literally everywhere I went I left a trail of glitter and I felt like the biggest asshole on the planet. I went to go potty and the stall looked like someone murdered a glitter pixie. I don't think this is unpopular.", ">\n\nPotty? Grow up", ">\n\n/r/gatekeeping", ">\n\nPerhaps the most banal version of it.", ">\n\n\"Critics who treat 'adult' as a term of approval, instead of as a merely descriptive term, cannot be adult themselves. To be concerned about being grown up, to admire the grown up because it is grown up, to blush at the suspicion of being childish; these things are the marks of childhood and adolescence. And in childhood and adolescence they are, in moderation, healthy symptoms. Young things ought to want to grow. But to carry on into middle life or even into early manhood this concern about being adult is a mark of really arrested development. When I was ten, I read fairy tales in secret and would have been ashamed if I had been found doing so. Now that I am fifty I read them openly. When I became a man I put away childish things, including the fear of childishness and the desire to be very grown up.\" -- C.S. Lewis", ">\n\nAnd that's why I bought bio degradable glitter. I freaking love sparkles but the planet is important. There's also edible glitter that I plan on getting eventually.", ">\n\nIts fun. But you'll definitely spill some and find it everywhere for a few weeks. Not as bad as regular glitter tho. And your poop looks fancy for a day.\nBut: Biodegradable is a lie, usually. It's only biodegradable under VERY specific circumstances that are not met in a landfill or even most bio waste composting plants. Burning it works just fine :D", ">\n\nThis is popular as fuck", ">\n\nThe fact that glitter both exists and is used says otherwise.", ">\n\nI exist and am used, but I'm not popular.", ">\n\nBut are you biodegradable?", ">\n\nEverything except my bones.", ">\n\nGlitter is terrible. Now, sparkly stuff that doesn't bleed onto everything is okay and enjoyable. But glitter that leaks onto everything and never goes away is so bad", ">\n\nIm like a crow.. i need the shiny in my life", ">\n\nSAME", ">\n\nThe largest purchaser of glitter worldwide actively hides the fact that they are the largest purchaser of glitter worldwide", ">\n\nHow are you going to put me out there like that?", ">\n\nSorry De_Nilla the world has to know what you use all of it for", ">\n\nMy 6 year old could not disagree with this comment more strongly.", ">\n\nMy 4 year old too. \nShe dropped a tiny little tub of glitter on the floor (yay Christmas presents!) in the dining room and even after sweeping and hoovering the floor is SPARKLY!", ">\n\nyou could turn on a good old fashioned Kirby, leave it running in one spot for a century, pick it up and it will still sparkle under it", ">\n\nGlitter is a horrific abomination and if any type of plastic should be banned, it should be glitter.", ">\n\nI see your point. But it is oh so wonderful to send an enemy a glitter bomb.", ">\n\nPeople actually have enemies? And fantasize about vengeful antics?\nI really need to get out more", ">\n\nI would say this is the most popular opinion ever posted on this thread. NO ONE is coming out in support of glitter.", ">\n\ni support glitter 😂", ">\n\nDownvote this person into oblivion ☝️", ">\n\nThats a downvote for you! Glitter rules!", ">\n\nI hope you get it stuck in your hard to reach places!", ">\n\nAnd you have a life with no happy sparklies!", ">\n\nNGL, I don't even care about the whole micro plastics thing that much, I just hate the mess it leaves in general, seems the second a kid spills glitter in a house you're going to be finding little specs of glitter all around the place until the end of time. (or the building burns down, whatever is first) Even with effort to clean it up some always manages to remain. \nThink a good way of telling if a house was ever owned by a family with kids is just to have a good look at the gaps between floor boards, skirting and what not, any glitter and you know kids have likely been there.", ">\n\nI'm an artist who works with glitter and resin, and you're all absolutely correct. It's a plague, and I love it. Studio floors are gorgeous, but it gets places I haven't been, ever. It's in my boyfriends welding helmet, and that doesn't come home.", ">\n\nI have 3 daughters and especially when they were younger it seemed like there was glitter everywhere in our house. Well I get a call from my sister who was part angry part couldn't stop laughing. I had given her some leftover infant diapers we had, and she was at the doctors with her recently born son.\nDuring the check up she saw a strange look come over the Docs face, concerned she moved to see what was going on and was horrified to see her sons balls sparkling with glitter.\nGlitter is trash, and gets EVERYWHERE.", ">\n\nWe buy stupid vinyl records that are damage the first time you use them, instead of CDs. CD s are just music delivery system. People buy non stick pans, which are disposable, as opposed to a stainless steel pans which will out last your grandchildren. People buy expensive cell phones that you throw out when the battery is dead. I have five working computers, that they turned off the operating systems. They say people buy fast fashion. Hell, I can't but anything else. I can live with the glitter.", ">\n\nI had my MacBook for 10 years. Still worked perfectly. But I couldn’t update it anymore. Roughly 6 months later, none of the apps I was trying to run would work anymore. So I had to get a new one. I didn’t need a new one. It was annoying. I like my current MacBook but I’m annoyed that I even have to have it.", ">\n\nthis sub needs an update it's littered with popular opinions", ">\n\nThe things people will do for karma.\nAnd people admit knowing the rules and upvoting when they agree", ">\n\nBioglitter ftw", ">\n\nNo glitter, ftmfw", ">\n\nWhy do you hate fun", ">\n\nWhy do you choose to be the way you are?", ">\n\nGlitter is the middle of sequins\nEdit: get rid of both", ">\n\nI love glitter. They shine and shimmer", ">\n\ndid something concerning glitter happen to you recently lol? jusk askin", ">\n\nOP is probably another victim of the glitter boobytrap.", ">\n\ni’m a raver so reading these comments is just painful 😭😭😭😭", ">\n\nBuy the bio/eco-friendly glitter! I use it for music festivals and love it.", ">\n\ngood idea 😊😊😊", ">\n\nWhen I need to use glitter, I'm buying a biodegradable one. Problem solved", ">\n\nI think it's funny that every time I go to a music festival the people who say they love the planet the most are the first to throw glitter and chemical glow sticks like it's going out of style.", ">\n\nI go to music festivals and love face glitter, but I buy the bio/eco glitter that is made from algae. Not trying to be confrontational with you, just don't want you to think that everyone who loves to sparkle hates the environment.", ">\n\nI hate both", ">\n\nThis isn't an unpopular opinion....\nIDK if you've seen Good Mythical Morning, but they had glitter on the show ONCE and then instituted a serious, company-wide policy of banning glitter completely. Link still looks mad whenever the subject of glitter comes up.", ">\n\nPREACH", ">\n\nCheck your mailbox (there is a glitter bomb)", ">\n\nCards that play music are electronic waste", ">\n\nI agree. Easy downvote.", ">", ">\n\nlol is reddit supoosed to be an imageboard now? whats with the image replies", ">", ">\n\nThis is 10/10 not an upopular opinion. It’s is literally the herpes of the arts and crafts world. Nobody wants it, but of COURSE somebody has it, and they usually don’t tell you about it until it’s too late, and once you have it it’s impossible to get rid of.", ">\n\nThat's a great analogy. Even though I love glitter", ">\n\nI teach little children. I absolutely love glitter!", ">\n\nFantastic read for anyone interested. \nWhat Is Glitter? By Caity Weaver for The New York Times", ">\n\nBiodegradable glitter", ">\n\nbiggest sigh known to man", ">\n\nI don’t do much craft, but me and all the other performers I know are using biodegradable glitter products now." ]

[ "Glitter is the herpes of the crafting world", ">\n\nMy sister used to say this, she actually mailed our aunt a joke card filled with glitter designed to gently explode upon opening. When our aunt called our house, my sister just told her she gave her “glitter herpes” to remember her by. Six years latter, our aunt still finds little shiny specs on her couch and shag carpeting.", ">\n\nI'm so sorry to hear about your sister. I assume your aunt murdered her?", ">\n\nI'm sorry to hear Marcus's auntie still keeps shag carpeting. So much the worse for the glitter too.", ">\n\nYou got that wrong, Marcus's auntie keeps shagging carpets", ">\n\nMunch munch munch", ">\n\nDrove Uber, woman dropped a handful of glitter in the back seats, pissed I wouldn’t make a pit stop I guess. Didn’t notice, quick pick up of two nicely dressed women all in black on the way to a church service for their elderly mom. They noticed after sitting down in it. Still took the ride. I wanted to die seeing their black sparkly butts go up the church walk. Screw glitter and all who use it.", ">\n\nI'm not a huge fan of glitter, but biodegradable glitter does exist and is common. I think non-biodegradable glitter should stop being used though.", ">\n\nIt still gets EVERYWHERE", ">\n\nI don’t like sand", ">\n\nIt's coarse and rough and irritating", ">\n\nNot like here. Here everything is soft, and smooth.", ">\n\nRepeat after me kids:\nGLITTER IS LITTER", ">\n\nG-litter\nGlorious litter \nIt's pretty\nIt's still litter.", ">\n\n\"pretty to look at\" is as good as glitter gets", ">\n\nOf course. No one told you to eat it", ">\n\nA lot of times it contains heavy metals too", ">\n\nNo wonder those bands in the 80s used to use a lot of it", ">\n\nGlitter is the herpes of the rock world.", ">\n\nI think herpes was still the herpes of the rock world back then... poor Pam.", ">\n\nGlitter is not allowed in my house \nI allowed it once and still can find traces of it to this day....", ">\n\nI had a phone case with glitter. The thing busted months ago and I'm STILL finding traces of it", ">\n\nI will assault anyone who thinks it’s funny to give me a glitter bomb as a joke gift", ">\n\nGlitter bombs are only acceptable for cheating exes", ">\n\nAnd porch pirates", ">\n\nI saw a prank video about that on YouTube", ">\n\nYeah Mark Rober did it for 5 years, pretty epic prank", ">\n\nAs someone who just wore an all glitter dress I got for Christmas to an out of state function, I hate glitter. I burned the dress after I got home. Literally everywhere I went I left a trail of glitter and I felt like the biggest asshole on the planet. I went to go potty and the stall looked like someone murdered a glitter pixie. I don't think this is unpopular.", ">\n\nPotty? Grow up", ">\n\n/r/gatekeeping", ">\n\nPerhaps the most banal version of it.", ">\n\n\"Critics who treat 'adult' as a term of approval, instead of as a merely descriptive term, cannot be adult themselves. To be concerned about being grown up, to admire the grown up because it is grown up, to blush at the suspicion of being childish; these things are the marks of childhood and adolescence. And in childhood and adolescence they are, in moderation, healthy symptoms. Young things ought to want to grow. But to carry on into middle life or even into early manhood this concern about being adult is a mark of really arrested development. When I was ten, I read fairy tales in secret and would have been ashamed if I had been found doing so. Now that I am fifty I read them openly. When I became a man I put away childish things, including the fear of childishness and the desire to be very grown up.\" -- C.S. Lewis", ">\n\nAnd that's why I bought bio degradable glitter. I freaking love sparkles but the planet is important. There's also edible glitter that I plan on getting eventually.", ">\n\nIts fun. But you'll definitely spill some and find it everywhere for a few weeks. Not as bad as regular glitter tho. And your poop looks fancy for a day.\nBut: Biodegradable is a lie, usually. It's only biodegradable under VERY specific circumstances that are not met in a landfill or even most bio waste composting plants. Burning it works just fine :D", ">\n\nThis is popular as fuck", ">\n\nThe fact that glitter both exists and is used says otherwise.", ">\n\nI exist and am used, but I'm not popular.", ">\n\nBut are you biodegradable?", ">\n\nEverything except my bones.", ">\n\nGlitter is terrible. Now, sparkly stuff that doesn't bleed onto everything is okay and enjoyable. But glitter that leaks onto everything and never goes away is so bad", ">\n\nIm like a crow.. i need the shiny in my life", ">\n\nSAME", ">\n\nThe largest purchaser of glitter worldwide actively hides the fact that they are the largest purchaser of glitter worldwide", ">\n\nHow are you going to put me out there like that?", ">\n\nSorry De_Nilla the world has to know what you use all of it for", ">\n\nMy 6 year old could not disagree with this comment more strongly.", ">\n\nMy 4 year old too. \nShe dropped a tiny little tub of glitter on the floor (yay Christmas presents!) in the dining room and even after sweeping and hoovering the floor is SPARKLY!", ">\n\nyou could turn on a good old fashioned Kirby, leave it running in one spot for a century, pick it up and it will still sparkle under it", ">\n\nGlitter is a horrific abomination and if any type of plastic should be banned, it should be glitter.", ">\n\nI see your point. But it is oh so wonderful to send an enemy a glitter bomb.", ">\n\nPeople actually have enemies? And fantasize about vengeful antics?\nI really need to get out more", ">\n\nI would say this is the most popular opinion ever posted on this thread. NO ONE is coming out in support of glitter.", ">\n\ni support glitter 😂", ">\n\nDownvote this person into oblivion ☝️", ">\n\nThats a downvote for you! Glitter rules!", ">\n\nI hope you get it stuck in your hard to reach places!", ">\n\nAnd you have a life with no happy sparklies!", ">\n\nNGL, I don't even care about the whole micro plastics thing that much, I just hate the mess it leaves in general, seems the second a kid spills glitter in a house you're going to be finding little specs of glitter all around the place until the end of time. (or the building burns down, whatever is first) Even with effort to clean it up some always manages to remain. \nThink a good way of telling if a house was ever owned by a family with kids is just to have a good look at the gaps between floor boards, skirting and what not, any glitter and you know kids have likely been there.", ">\n\nI'm an artist who works with glitter and resin, and you're all absolutely correct. It's a plague, and I love it. Studio floors are gorgeous, but it gets places I haven't been, ever. It's in my boyfriends welding helmet, and that doesn't come home.", ">\n\nI have 3 daughters and especially when they were younger it seemed like there was glitter everywhere in our house. Well I get a call from my sister who was part angry part couldn't stop laughing. I had given her some leftover infant diapers we had, and she was at the doctors with her recently born son.\nDuring the check up she saw a strange look come over the Docs face, concerned she moved to see what was going on and was horrified to see her sons balls sparkling with glitter.\nGlitter is trash, and gets EVERYWHERE.", ">\n\nWe buy stupid vinyl records that are damage the first time you use them, instead of CDs. CD s are just music delivery system. People buy non stick pans, which are disposable, as opposed to a stainless steel pans which will out last your grandchildren. People buy expensive cell phones that you throw out when the battery is dead. I have five working computers, that they turned off the operating systems. They say people buy fast fashion. Hell, I can't but anything else. I can live with the glitter.", ">\n\nI had my MacBook for 10 years. Still worked perfectly. But I couldn’t update it anymore. Roughly 6 months later, none of the apps I was trying to run would work anymore. So I had to get a new one. I didn’t need a new one. It was annoying. I like my current MacBook but I’m annoyed that I even have to have it.", ">\n\nthis sub needs an update it's littered with popular opinions", ">\n\nThe things people will do for karma.\nAnd people admit knowing the rules and upvoting when they agree", ">\n\nBioglitter ftw", ">\n\nNo glitter, ftmfw", ">\n\nWhy do you hate fun", ">\n\nWhy do you choose to be the way you are?", ">\n\nGlitter is the middle of sequins\nEdit: get rid of both", ">\n\nI love glitter. They shine and shimmer", ">\n\ndid something concerning glitter happen to you recently lol? jusk askin", ">\n\nOP is probably another victim of the glitter boobytrap.", ">\n\ni’m a raver so reading these comments is just painful 😭😭😭😭", ">\n\nBuy the bio/eco-friendly glitter! I use it for music festivals and love it.", ">\n\ngood idea 😊😊😊", ">\n\nWhen I need to use glitter, I'm buying a biodegradable one. Problem solved", ">\n\nI think it's funny that every time I go to a music festival the people who say they love the planet the most are the first to throw glitter and chemical glow sticks like it's going out of style.", ">\n\nI go to music festivals and love face glitter, but I buy the bio/eco glitter that is made from algae. Not trying to be confrontational with you, just don't want you to think that everyone who loves to sparkle hates the environment.", ">\n\nI hate both", ">\n\nThis isn't an unpopular opinion....\nIDK if you've seen Good Mythical Morning, but they had glitter on the show ONCE and then instituted a serious, company-wide policy of banning glitter completely. Link still looks mad whenever the subject of glitter comes up.", ">\n\nPREACH", ">\n\nCheck your mailbox (there is a glitter bomb)", ">\n\nCards that play music are electronic waste", ">\n\nI agree. Easy downvote.", ">", ">\n\nlol is reddit supoosed to be an imageboard now? whats with the image replies", ">", ">\n\nThis is 10/10 not an upopular opinion. It’s is literally the herpes of the arts and crafts world. Nobody wants it, but of COURSE somebody has it, and they usually don’t tell you about it until it’s too late, and once you have it it’s impossible to get rid of.", ">\n\nThat's a great analogy. Even though I love glitter", ">\n\nI teach little children. I absolutely love glitter!", ">\n\nFantastic read for anyone interested. \nWhat Is Glitter? By Caity Weaver for The New York Times", ">\n\nBiodegradable glitter", ">\n\nbiggest sigh known to man", ">\n\nI don’t do much craft, but me and all the other performers I know are using biodegradable glitter products now.", ">\n\nDon’t get me started on edible glitter…" ]

[ "Glitter is the herpes of the crafting world", ">\n\nMy sister used to say this, she actually mailed our aunt a joke card filled with glitter designed to gently explode upon opening. When our aunt called our house, my sister just told her she gave her “glitter herpes” to remember her by. Six years latter, our aunt still finds little shiny specs on her couch and shag carpeting.", ">\n\nI'm so sorry to hear about your sister. I assume your aunt murdered her?", ">\n\nI'm sorry to hear Marcus's auntie still keeps shag carpeting. So much the worse for the glitter too.", ">\n\nYou got that wrong, Marcus's auntie keeps shagging carpets", ">\n\nMunch munch munch", ">\n\nDrove Uber, woman dropped a handful of glitter in the back seats, pissed I wouldn’t make a pit stop I guess. Didn’t notice, quick pick up of two nicely dressed women all in black on the way to a church service for their elderly mom. They noticed after sitting down in it. Still took the ride. I wanted to die seeing their black sparkly butts go up the church walk. Screw glitter and all who use it.", ">\n\nI'm not a huge fan of glitter, but biodegradable glitter does exist and is common. I think non-biodegradable glitter should stop being used though.", ">\n\nIt still gets EVERYWHERE", ">\n\nI don’t like sand", ">\n\nIt's coarse and rough and irritating", ">\n\nNot like here. Here everything is soft, and smooth.", ">\n\nRepeat after me kids:\nGLITTER IS LITTER", ">\n\nG-litter\nGlorious litter \nIt's pretty\nIt's still litter.", ">\n\n\"pretty to look at\" is as good as glitter gets", ">\n\nOf course. No one told you to eat it", ">\n\nA lot of times it contains heavy metals too", ">\n\nNo wonder those bands in the 80s used to use a lot of it", ">\n\nGlitter is the herpes of the rock world.", ">\n\nI think herpes was still the herpes of the rock world back then... poor Pam.", ">\n\nGlitter is not allowed in my house \nI allowed it once and still can find traces of it to this day....", ">\n\nI had a phone case with glitter. The thing busted months ago and I'm STILL finding traces of it", ">\n\nI will assault anyone who thinks it’s funny to give me a glitter bomb as a joke gift", ">\n\nGlitter bombs are only acceptable for cheating exes", ">\n\nAnd porch pirates", ">\n\nI saw a prank video about that on YouTube", ">\n\nYeah Mark Rober did it for 5 years, pretty epic prank", ">\n\nAs someone who just wore an all glitter dress I got for Christmas to an out of state function, I hate glitter. I burned the dress after I got home. Literally everywhere I went I left a trail of glitter and I felt like the biggest asshole on the planet. I went to go potty and the stall looked like someone murdered a glitter pixie. I don't think this is unpopular.", ">\n\nPotty? Grow up", ">\n\n/r/gatekeeping", ">\n\nPerhaps the most banal version of it.", ">\n\n\"Critics who treat 'adult' as a term of approval, instead of as a merely descriptive term, cannot be adult themselves. To be concerned about being grown up, to admire the grown up because it is grown up, to blush at the suspicion of being childish; these things are the marks of childhood and adolescence. And in childhood and adolescence they are, in moderation, healthy symptoms. Young things ought to want to grow. But to carry on into middle life or even into early manhood this concern about being adult is a mark of really arrested development. When I was ten, I read fairy tales in secret and would have been ashamed if I had been found doing so. Now that I am fifty I read them openly. When I became a man I put away childish things, including the fear of childishness and the desire to be very grown up.\" -- C.S. Lewis", ">\n\nAnd that's why I bought bio degradable glitter. I freaking love sparkles but the planet is important. There's also edible glitter that I plan on getting eventually.", ">\n\nIts fun. But you'll definitely spill some and find it everywhere for a few weeks. Not as bad as regular glitter tho. And your poop looks fancy for a day.\nBut: Biodegradable is a lie, usually. It's only biodegradable under VERY specific circumstances that are not met in a landfill or even most bio waste composting plants. Burning it works just fine :D", ">\n\nThis is popular as fuck", ">\n\nThe fact that glitter both exists and is used says otherwise.", ">\n\nI exist and am used, but I'm not popular.", ">\n\nBut are you biodegradable?", ">\n\nEverything except my bones.", ">\n\nGlitter is terrible. Now, sparkly stuff that doesn't bleed onto everything is okay and enjoyable. But glitter that leaks onto everything and never goes away is so bad", ">\n\nIm like a crow.. i need the shiny in my life", ">\n\nSAME", ">\n\nThe largest purchaser of glitter worldwide actively hides the fact that they are the largest purchaser of glitter worldwide", ">\n\nHow are you going to put me out there like that?", ">\n\nSorry De_Nilla the world has to know what you use all of it for", ">\n\nMy 6 year old could not disagree with this comment more strongly.", ">\n\nMy 4 year old too. \nShe dropped a tiny little tub of glitter on the floor (yay Christmas presents!) in the dining room and even after sweeping and hoovering the floor is SPARKLY!", ">\n\nyou could turn on a good old fashioned Kirby, leave it running in one spot for a century, pick it up and it will still sparkle under it", ">\n\nGlitter is a horrific abomination and if any type of plastic should be banned, it should be glitter.", ">\n\nI see your point. But it is oh so wonderful to send an enemy a glitter bomb.", ">\n\nPeople actually have enemies? And fantasize about vengeful antics?\nI really need to get out more", ">\n\nI would say this is the most popular opinion ever posted on this thread. NO ONE is coming out in support of glitter.", ">\n\ni support glitter 😂", ">\n\nDownvote this person into oblivion ☝️", ">\n\nThats a downvote for you! Glitter rules!", ">\n\nI hope you get it stuck in your hard to reach places!", ">\n\nAnd you have a life with no happy sparklies!", ">\n\nNGL, I don't even care about the whole micro plastics thing that much, I just hate the mess it leaves in general, seems the second a kid spills glitter in a house you're going to be finding little specs of glitter all around the place until the end of time. (or the building burns down, whatever is first) Even with effort to clean it up some always manages to remain. \nThink a good way of telling if a house was ever owned by a family with kids is just to have a good look at the gaps between floor boards, skirting and what not, any glitter and you know kids have likely been there.", ">\n\nI'm an artist who works with glitter and resin, and you're all absolutely correct. It's a plague, and I love it. Studio floors are gorgeous, but it gets places I haven't been, ever. It's in my boyfriends welding helmet, and that doesn't come home.", ">\n\nI have 3 daughters and especially when they were younger it seemed like there was glitter everywhere in our house. Well I get a call from my sister who was part angry part couldn't stop laughing. I had given her some leftover infant diapers we had, and she was at the doctors with her recently born son.\nDuring the check up she saw a strange look come over the Docs face, concerned she moved to see what was going on and was horrified to see her sons balls sparkling with glitter.\nGlitter is trash, and gets EVERYWHERE.", ">\n\nWe buy stupid vinyl records that are damage the first time you use them, instead of CDs. CD s are just music delivery system. People buy non stick pans, which are disposable, as opposed to a stainless steel pans which will out last your grandchildren. People buy expensive cell phones that you throw out when the battery is dead. I have five working computers, that they turned off the operating systems. They say people buy fast fashion. Hell, I can't but anything else. I can live with the glitter.", ">\n\nI had my MacBook for 10 years. Still worked perfectly. But I couldn’t update it anymore. Roughly 6 months later, none of the apps I was trying to run would work anymore. So I had to get a new one. I didn’t need a new one. It was annoying. I like my current MacBook but I’m annoyed that I even have to have it.", ">\n\nthis sub needs an update it's littered with popular opinions", ">\n\nThe things people will do for karma.\nAnd people admit knowing the rules and upvoting when they agree", ">\n\nBioglitter ftw", ">\n\nNo glitter, ftmfw", ">\n\nWhy do you hate fun", ">\n\nWhy do you choose to be the way you are?", ">\n\nGlitter is the middle of sequins\nEdit: get rid of both", ">\n\nI love glitter. They shine and shimmer", ">\n\ndid something concerning glitter happen to you recently lol? jusk askin", ">\n\nOP is probably another victim of the glitter boobytrap.", ">\n\ni’m a raver so reading these comments is just painful 😭😭😭😭", ">\n\nBuy the bio/eco-friendly glitter! I use it for music festivals and love it.", ">\n\ngood idea 😊😊😊", ">\n\nWhen I need to use glitter, I'm buying a biodegradable one. Problem solved", ">\n\nI think it's funny that every time I go to a music festival the people who say they love the planet the most are the first to throw glitter and chemical glow sticks like it's going out of style.", ">\n\nI go to music festivals and love face glitter, but I buy the bio/eco glitter that is made from algae. Not trying to be confrontational with you, just don't want you to think that everyone who loves to sparkle hates the environment.", ">\n\nI hate both", ">\n\nThis isn't an unpopular opinion....\nIDK if you've seen Good Mythical Morning, but they had glitter on the show ONCE and then instituted a serious, company-wide policy of banning glitter completely. Link still looks mad whenever the subject of glitter comes up.", ">\n\nPREACH", ">\n\nCheck your mailbox (there is a glitter bomb)", ">\n\nCards that play music are electronic waste", ">\n\nI agree. Easy downvote.", ">", ">\n\nlol is reddit supoosed to be an imageboard now? whats with the image replies", ">", ">\n\nThis is 10/10 not an upopular opinion. It’s is literally the herpes of the arts and crafts world. Nobody wants it, but of COURSE somebody has it, and they usually don’t tell you about it until it’s too late, and once you have it it’s impossible to get rid of.", ">\n\nThat's a great analogy. Even though I love glitter", ">\n\nI teach little children. I absolutely love glitter!", ">\n\nFantastic read for anyone interested. \nWhat Is Glitter? By Caity Weaver for The New York Times", ">\n\nBiodegradable glitter", ">\n\nbiggest sigh known to man", ">\n\nI don’t do much craft, but me and all the other performers I know are using biodegradable glitter products now.", ">\n\nDon’t get me started on edible glitter…", ">\n\nThis girl I'm talking to said \"give me your arm\" I was watching TV so I just obliged, she rubbed my whole arm with a brush that got loads of glitter on my skin. \"Now you sparkle like me\" was all I got when I asked why on earth I would want that." ]

[ "Glitter is the herpes of the crafting world", ">\n\nMy sister used to say this, she actually mailed our aunt a joke card filled with glitter designed to gently explode upon opening. When our aunt called our house, my sister just told her she gave her “glitter herpes” to remember her by. Six years latter, our aunt still finds little shiny specs on her couch and shag carpeting.", ">\n\nI'm so sorry to hear about your sister. I assume your aunt murdered her?", ">\n\nI'm sorry to hear Marcus's auntie still keeps shag carpeting. So much the worse for the glitter too.", ">\n\nYou got that wrong, Marcus's auntie keeps shagging carpets", ">\n\nMunch munch munch", ">\n\nDrove Uber, woman dropped a handful of glitter in the back seats, pissed I wouldn’t make a pit stop I guess. Didn’t notice, quick pick up of two nicely dressed women all in black on the way to a church service for their elderly mom. They noticed after sitting down in it. Still took the ride. I wanted to die seeing their black sparkly butts go up the church walk. Screw glitter and all who use it.", ">\n\nI'm not a huge fan of glitter, but biodegradable glitter does exist and is common. I think non-biodegradable glitter should stop being used though.", ">\n\nIt still gets EVERYWHERE", ">\n\nI don’t like sand", ">\n\nIt's coarse and rough and irritating", ">\n\nNot like here. Here everything is soft, and smooth.", ">\n\nRepeat after me kids:\nGLITTER IS LITTER", ">\n\nG-litter\nGlorious litter \nIt's pretty\nIt's still litter.", ">\n\n\"pretty to look at\" is as good as glitter gets", ">\n\nOf course. No one told you to eat it", ">\n\nA lot of times it contains heavy metals too", ">\n\nNo wonder those bands in the 80s used to use a lot of it", ">\n\nGlitter is the herpes of the rock world.", ">\n\nI think herpes was still the herpes of the rock world back then... poor Pam.", ">\n\nGlitter is not allowed in my house \nI allowed it once and still can find traces of it to this day....", ">\n\nI had a phone case with glitter. The thing busted months ago and I'm STILL finding traces of it", ">\n\nI will assault anyone who thinks it’s funny to give me a glitter bomb as a joke gift", ">\n\nGlitter bombs are only acceptable for cheating exes", ">\n\nAnd porch pirates", ">\n\nI saw a prank video about that on YouTube", ">\n\nYeah Mark Rober did it for 5 years, pretty epic prank", ">\n\nAs someone who just wore an all glitter dress I got for Christmas to an out of state function, I hate glitter. I burned the dress after I got home. Literally everywhere I went I left a trail of glitter and I felt like the biggest asshole on the planet. I went to go potty and the stall looked like someone murdered a glitter pixie. I don't think this is unpopular.", ">\n\nPotty? Grow up", ">\n\n/r/gatekeeping", ">\n\nPerhaps the most banal version of it.", ">\n\n\"Critics who treat 'adult' as a term of approval, instead of as a merely descriptive term, cannot be adult themselves. To be concerned about being grown up, to admire the grown up because it is grown up, to blush at the suspicion of being childish; these things are the marks of childhood and adolescence. And in childhood and adolescence they are, in moderation, healthy symptoms. Young things ought to want to grow. But to carry on into middle life or even into early manhood this concern about being adult is a mark of really arrested development. When I was ten, I read fairy tales in secret and would have been ashamed if I had been found doing so. Now that I am fifty I read them openly. When I became a man I put away childish things, including the fear of childishness and the desire to be very grown up.\" -- C.S. Lewis", ">\n\nAnd that's why I bought bio degradable glitter. I freaking love sparkles but the planet is important. There's also edible glitter that I plan on getting eventually.", ">\n\nIts fun. But you'll definitely spill some and find it everywhere for a few weeks. Not as bad as regular glitter tho. And your poop looks fancy for a day.\nBut: Biodegradable is a lie, usually. It's only biodegradable under VERY specific circumstances that are not met in a landfill or even most bio waste composting plants. Burning it works just fine :D", ">\n\nThis is popular as fuck", ">\n\nThe fact that glitter both exists and is used says otherwise.", ">\n\nI exist and am used, but I'm not popular.", ">\n\nBut are you biodegradable?", ">\n\nEverything except my bones.", ">\n\nGlitter is terrible. Now, sparkly stuff that doesn't bleed onto everything is okay and enjoyable. But glitter that leaks onto everything and never goes away is so bad", ">\n\nIm like a crow.. i need the shiny in my life", ">\n\nSAME", ">\n\nThe largest purchaser of glitter worldwide actively hides the fact that they are the largest purchaser of glitter worldwide", ">\n\nHow are you going to put me out there like that?", ">\n\nSorry De_Nilla the world has to know what you use all of it for", ">\n\nMy 6 year old could not disagree with this comment more strongly.", ">\n\nMy 4 year old too. \nShe dropped a tiny little tub of glitter on the floor (yay Christmas presents!) in the dining room and even after sweeping and hoovering the floor is SPARKLY!", ">\n\nyou could turn on a good old fashioned Kirby, leave it running in one spot for a century, pick it up and it will still sparkle under it", ">\n\nGlitter is a horrific abomination and if any type of plastic should be banned, it should be glitter.", ">\n\nI see your point. But it is oh so wonderful to send an enemy a glitter bomb.", ">\n\nPeople actually have enemies? And fantasize about vengeful antics?\nI really need to get out more", ">\n\nI would say this is the most popular opinion ever posted on this thread. NO ONE is coming out in support of glitter.", ">\n\ni support glitter 😂", ">\n\nDownvote this person into oblivion ☝️", ">\n\nThats a downvote for you! Glitter rules!", ">\n\nI hope you get it stuck in your hard to reach places!", ">\n\nAnd you have a life with no happy sparklies!", ">\n\nNGL, I don't even care about the whole micro plastics thing that much, I just hate the mess it leaves in general, seems the second a kid spills glitter in a house you're going to be finding little specs of glitter all around the place until the end of time. (or the building burns down, whatever is first) Even with effort to clean it up some always manages to remain. \nThink a good way of telling if a house was ever owned by a family with kids is just to have a good look at the gaps between floor boards, skirting and what not, any glitter and you know kids have likely been there.", ">\n\nI'm an artist who works with glitter and resin, and you're all absolutely correct. It's a plague, and I love it. Studio floors are gorgeous, but it gets places I haven't been, ever. It's in my boyfriends welding helmet, and that doesn't come home.", ">\n\nI have 3 daughters and especially when they were younger it seemed like there was glitter everywhere in our house. Well I get a call from my sister who was part angry part couldn't stop laughing. I had given her some leftover infant diapers we had, and she was at the doctors with her recently born son.\nDuring the check up she saw a strange look come over the Docs face, concerned she moved to see what was going on and was horrified to see her sons balls sparkling with glitter.\nGlitter is trash, and gets EVERYWHERE.", ">\n\nWe buy stupid vinyl records that are damage the first time you use them, instead of CDs. CD s are just music delivery system. People buy non stick pans, which are disposable, as opposed to a stainless steel pans which will out last your grandchildren. People buy expensive cell phones that you throw out when the battery is dead. I have five working computers, that they turned off the operating systems. They say people buy fast fashion. Hell, I can't but anything else. I can live with the glitter.", ">\n\nI had my MacBook for 10 years. Still worked perfectly. But I couldn’t update it anymore. Roughly 6 months later, none of the apps I was trying to run would work anymore. So I had to get a new one. I didn’t need a new one. It was annoying. I like my current MacBook but I’m annoyed that I even have to have it.", ">\n\nthis sub needs an update it's littered with popular opinions", ">\n\nThe things people will do for karma.\nAnd people admit knowing the rules and upvoting when they agree", ">\n\nBioglitter ftw", ">\n\nNo glitter, ftmfw", ">\n\nWhy do you hate fun", ">\n\nWhy do you choose to be the way you are?", ">\n\nGlitter is the middle of sequins\nEdit: get rid of both", ">\n\nI love glitter. They shine and shimmer", ">\n\ndid something concerning glitter happen to you recently lol? jusk askin", ">\n\nOP is probably another victim of the glitter boobytrap.", ">\n\ni’m a raver so reading these comments is just painful 😭😭😭😭", ">\n\nBuy the bio/eco-friendly glitter! I use it for music festivals and love it.", ">\n\ngood idea 😊😊😊", ">\n\nWhen I need to use glitter, I'm buying a biodegradable one. Problem solved", ">\n\nI think it's funny that every time I go to a music festival the people who say they love the planet the most are the first to throw glitter and chemical glow sticks like it's going out of style.", ">\n\nI go to music festivals and love face glitter, but I buy the bio/eco glitter that is made from algae. Not trying to be confrontational with you, just don't want you to think that everyone who loves to sparkle hates the environment.", ">\n\nI hate both", ">\n\nThis isn't an unpopular opinion....\nIDK if you've seen Good Mythical Morning, but they had glitter on the show ONCE and then instituted a serious, company-wide policy of banning glitter completely. Link still looks mad whenever the subject of glitter comes up.", ">\n\nPREACH", ">\n\nCheck your mailbox (there is a glitter bomb)", ">\n\nCards that play music are electronic waste", ">\n\nI agree. Easy downvote.", ">", ">\n\nlol is reddit supoosed to be an imageboard now? whats with the image replies", ">", ">\n\nThis is 10/10 not an upopular opinion. It’s is literally the herpes of the arts and crafts world. Nobody wants it, but of COURSE somebody has it, and they usually don’t tell you about it until it’s too late, and once you have it it’s impossible to get rid of.", ">\n\nThat's a great analogy. Even though I love glitter", ">\n\nI teach little children. I absolutely love glitter!", ">\n\nFantastic read for anyone interested. \nWhat Is Glitter? By Caity Weaver for The New York Times", ">\n\nBiodegradable glitter", ">\n\nbiggest sigh known to man", ">\n\nI don’t do much craft, but me and all the other performers I know are using biodegradable glitter products now.", ">\n\nDon’t get me started on edible glitter…", ">\n\nThis girl I'm talking to said \"give me your arm\" I was watching TV so I just obliged, she rubbed my whole arm with a brush that got loads of glitter on my skin. \"Now you sparkle like me\" was all I got when I asked why on earth I would want that.", ">\n\nGlitter is the STI of the arts and crafts world" ]

[ "Glitter is the herpes of the crafting world", ">\n\nMy sister used to say this, she actually mailed our aunt a joke card filled with glitter designed to gently explode upon opening. When our aunt called our house, my sister just told her she gave her “glitter herpes” to remember her by. Six years latter, our aunt still finds little shiny specs on her couch and shag carpeting.", ">\n\nI'm so sorry to hear about your sister. I assume your aunt murdered her?", ">\n\nI'm sorry to hear Marcus's auntie still keeps shag carpeting. So much the worse for the glitter too.", ">\n\nYou got that wrong, Marcus's auntie keeps shagging carpets", ">\n\nMunch munch munch", ">\n\nDrove Uber, woman dropped a handful of glitter in the back seats, pissed I wouldn’t make a pit stop I guess. Didn’t notice, quick pick up of two nicely dressed women all in black on the way to a church service for their elderly mom. They noticed after sitting down in it. Still took the ride. I wanted to die seeing their black sparkly butts go up the church walk. Screw glitter and all who use it.", ">\n\nI'm not a huge fan of glitter, but biodegradable glitter does exist and is common. I think non-biodegradable glitter should stop being used though.", ">\n\nIt still gets EVERYWHERE", ">\n\nI don’t like sand", ">\n\nIt's coarse and rough and irritating", ">\n\nNot like here. Here everything is soft, and smooth.", ">\n\nRepeat after me kids:\nGLITTER IS LITTER", ">\n\nG-litter\nGlorious litter \nIt's pretty\nIt's still litter.", ">\n\n\"pretty to look at\" is as good as glitter gets", ">\n\nOf course. No one told you to eat it", ">\n\nA lot of times it contains heavy metals too", ">\n\nNo wonder those bands in the 80s used to use a lot of it", ">\n\nGlitter is the herpes of the rock world.", ">\n\nI think herpes was still the herpes of the rock world back then... poor Pam.", ">\n\nGlitter is not allowed in my house \nI allowed it once and still can find traces of it to this day....", ">\n\nI had a phone case with glitter. The thing busted months ago and I'm STILL finding traces of it", ">\n\nI will assault anyone who thinks it’s funny to give me a glitter bomb as a joke gift", ">\n\nGlitter bombs are only acceptable for cheating exes", ">\n\nAnd porch pirates", ">\n\nI saw a prank video about that on YouTube", ">\n\nYeah Mark Rober did it for 5 years, pretty epic prank", ">\n\nAs someone who just wore an all glitter dress I got for Christmas to an out of state function, I hate glitter. I burned the dress after I got home. Literally everywhere I went I left a trail of glitter and I felt like the biggest asshole on the planet. I went to go potty and the stall looked like someone murdered a glitter pixie. I don't think this is unpopular.", ">\n\nPotty? Grow up", ">\n\n/r/gatekeeping", ">\n\nPerhaps the most banal version of it.", ">\n\n\"Critics who treat 'adult' as a term of approval, instead of as a merely descriptive term, cannot be adult themselves. To be concerned about being grown up, to admire the grown up because it is grown up, to blush at the suspicion of being childish; these things are the marks of childhood and adolescence. And in childhood and adolescence they are, in moderation, healthy symptoms. Young things ought to want to grow. But to carry on into middle life or even into early manhood this concern about being adult is a mark of really arrested development. When I was ten, I read fairy tales in secret and would have been ashamed if I had been found doing so. Now that I am fifty I read them openly. When I became a man I put away childish things, including the fear of childishness and the desire to be very grown up.\" -- C.S. Lewis", ">\n\nAnd that's why I bought bio degradable glitter. I freaking love sparkles but the planet is important. There's also edible glitter that I plan on getting eventually.", ">\n\nIts fun. But you'll definitely spill some and find it everywhere for a few weeks. Not as bad as regular glitter tho. And your poop looks fancy for a day.\nBut: Biodegradable is a lie, usually. It's only biodegradable under VERY specific circumstances that are not met in a landfill or even most bio waste composting plants. Burning it works just fine :D", ">\n\nThis is popular as fuck", ">\n\nThe fact that glitter both exists and is used says otherwise.", ">\n\nI exist and am used, but I'm not popular.", ">\n\nBut are you biodegradable?", ">\n\nEverything except my bones.", ">\n\nGlitter is terrible. Now, sparkly stuff that doesn't bleed onto everything is okay and enjoyable. But glitter that leaks onto everything and never goes away is so bad", ">\n\nIm like a crow.. i need the shiny in my life", ">\n\nSAME", ">\n\nThe largest purchaser of glitter worldwide actively hides the fact that they are the largest purchaser of glitter worldwide", ">\n\nHow are you going to put me out there like that?", ">\n\nSorry De_Nilla the world has to know what you use all of it for", ">\n\nMy 6 year old could not disagree with this comment more strongly.", ">\n\nMy 4 year old too. \nShe dropped a tiny little tub of glitter on the floor (yay Christmas presents!) in the dining room and even after sweeping and hoovering the floor is SPARKLY!", ">\n\nyou could turn on a good old fashioned Kirby, leave it running in one spot for a century, pick it up and it will still sparkle under it", ">\n\nGlitter is a horrific abomination and if any type of plastic should be banned, it should be glitter.", ">\n\nI see your point. But it is oh so wonderful to send an enemy a glitter bomb.", ">\n\nPeople actually have enemies? And fantasize about vengeful antics?\nI really need to get out more", ">\n\nI would say this is the most popular opinion ever posted on this thread. NO ONE is coming out in support of glitter.", ">\n\ni support glitter 😂", ">\n\nDownvote this person into oblivion ☝️", ">\n\nThats a downvote for you! Glitter rules!", ">\n\nI hope you get it stuck in your hard to reach places!", ">\n\nAnd you have a life with no happy sparklies!", ">\n\nNGL, I don't even care about the whole micro plastics thing that much, I just hate the mess it leaves in general, seems the second a kid spills glitter in a house you're going to be finding little specs of glitter all around the place until the end of time. (or the building burns down, whatever is first) Even with effort to clean it up some always manages to remain. \nThink a good way of telling if a house was ever owned by a family with kids is just to have a good look at the gaps between floor boards, skirting and what not, any glitter and you know kids have likely been there.", ">\n\nI'm an artist who works with glitter and resin, and you're all absolutely correct. It's a plague, and I love it. Studio floors are gorgeous, but it gets places I haven't been, ever. It's in my boyfriends welding helmet, and that doesn't come home.", ">\n\nI have 3 daughters and especially when they were younger it seemed like there was glitter everywhere in our house. Well I get a call from my sister who was part angry part couldn't stop laughing. I had given her some leftover infant diapers we had, and she was at the doctors with her recently born son.\nDuring the check up she saw a strange look come over the Docs face, concerned she moved to see what was going on and was horrified to see her sons balls sparkling with glitter.\nGlitter is trash, and gets EVERYWHERE.", ">\n\nWe buy stupid vinyl records that are damage the first time you use them, instead of CDs. CD s are just music delivery system. People buy non stick pans, which are disposable, as opposed to a stainless steel pans which will out last your grandchildren. People buy expensive cell phones that you throw out when the battery is dead. I have five working computers, that they turned off the operating systems. They say people buy fast fashion. Hell, I can't but anything else. I can live with the glitter.", ">\n\nI had my MacBook for 10 years. Still worked perfectly. But I couldn’t update it anymore. Roughly 6 months later, none of the apps I was trying to run would work anymore. So I had to get a new one. I didn’t need a new one. It was annoying. I like my current MacBook but I’m annoyed that I even have to have it.", ">\n\nthis sub needs an update it's littered with popular opinions", ">\n\nThe things people will do for karma.\nAnd people admit knowing the rules and upvoting when they agree", ">\n\nBioglitter ftw", ">\n\nNo glitter, ftmfw", ">\n\nWhy do you hate fun", ">\n\nWhy do you choose to be the way you are?", ">\n\nGlitter is the middle of sequins\nEdit: get rid of both", ">\n\nI love glitter. They shine and shimmer", ">\n\ndid something concerning glitter happen to you recently lol? jusk askin", ">\n\nOP is probably another victim of the glitter boobytrap.", ">\n\ni’m a raver so reading these comments is just painful 😭😭😭😭", ">\n\nBuy the bio/eco-friendly glitter! I use it for music festivals and love it.", ">\n\ngood idea 😊😊😊", ">\n\nWhen I need to use glitter, I'm buying a biodegradable one. Problem solved", ">\n\nI think it's funny that every time I go to a music festival the people who say they love the planet the most are the first to throw glitter and chemical glow sticks like it's going out of style.", ">\n\nI go to music festivals and love face glitter, but I buy the bio/eco glitter that is made from algae. Not trying to be confrontational with you, just don't want you to think that everyone who loves to sparkle hates the environment.", ">\n\nI hate both", ">\n\nThis isn't an unpopular opinion....\nIDK if you've seen Good Mythical Morning, but they had glitter on the show ONCE and then instituted a serious, company-wide policy of banning glitter completely. Link still looks mad whenever the subject of glitter comes up.", ">\n\nPREACH", ">\n\nCheck your mailbox (there is a glitter bomb)", ">\n\nCards that play music are electronic waste", ">\n\nI agree. Easy downvote.", ">", ">\n\nlol is reddit supoosed to be an imageboard now? whats with the image replies", ">", ">\n\nThis is 10/10 not an upopular opinion. It’s is literally the herpes of the arts and crafts world. Nobody wants it, but of COURSE somebody has it, and they usually don’t tell you about it until it’s too late, and once you have it it’s impossible to get rid of.", ">\n\nThat's a great analogy. Even though I love glitter", ">\n\nI teach little children. I absolutely love glitter!", ">\n\nFantastic read for anyone interested. \nWhat Is Glitter? By Caity Weaver for The New York Times", ">\n\nBiodegradable glitter", ">\n\nbiggest sigh known to man", ">\n\nI don’t do much craft, but me and all the other performers I know are using biodegradable glitter products now.", ">\n\nDon’t get me started on edible glitter…", ">\n\nThis girl I'm talking to said \"give me your arm\" I was watching TV so I just obliged, she rubbed my whole arm with a brush that got loads of glitter on my skin. \"Now you sparkle like me\" was all I got when I asked why on earth I would want that.", ">\n\nGlitter is the STI of the arts and crafts world", ">\n\nOn what planet is this unpopular?" ]

[ "Glitter is the herpes of the crafting world", ">\n\nMy sister used to say this, she actually mailed our aunt a joke card filled with glitter designed to gently explode upon opening. When our aunt called our house, my sister just told her she gave her “glitter herpes” to remember her by. Six years latter, our aunt still finds little shiny specs on her couch and shag carpeting.", ">\n\nI'm so sorry to hear about your sister. I assume your aunt murdered her?", ">\n\nI'm sorry to hear Marcus's auntie still keeps shag carpeting. So much the worse for the glitter too.", ">\n\nYou got that wrong, Marcus's auntie keeps shagging carpets", ">\n\nMunch munch munch", ">\n\nDrove Uber, woman dropped a handful of glitter in the back seats, pissed I wouldn’t make a pit stop I guess. Didn’t notice, quick pick up of two nicely dressed women all in black on the way to a church service for their elderly mom. They noticed after sitting down in it. Still took the ride. I wanted to die seeing their black sparkly butts go up the church walk. Screw glitter and all who use it.", ">\n\nI'm not a huge fan of glitter, but biodegradable glitter does exist and is common. I think non-biodegradable glitter should stop being used though.", ">\n\nIt still gets EVERYWHERE", ">\n\nI don’t like sand", ">\n\nIt's coarse and rough and irritating", ">\n\nNot like here. Here everything is soft, and smooth.", ">\n\nRepeat after me kids:\nGLITTER IS LITTER", ">\n\nG-litter\nGlorious litter \nIt's pretty\nIt's still litter.", ">\n\n\"pretty to look at\" is as good as glitter gets", ">\n\nOf course. No one told you to eat it", ">\n\nA lot of times it contains heavy metals too", ">\n\nNo wonder those bands in the 80s used to use a lot of it", ">\n\nGlitter is the herpes of the rock world.", ">\n\nI think herpes was still the herpes of the rock world back then... poor Pam.", ">\n\nGlitter is not allowed in my house \nI allowed it once and still can find traces of it to this day....", ">\n\nI had a phone case with glitter. The thing busted months ago and I'm STILL finding traces of it", ">\n\nI will assault anyone who thinks it’s funny to give me a glitter bomb as a joke gift", ">\n\nGlitter bombs are only acceptable for cheating exes", ">\n\nAnd porch pirates", ">\n\nI saw a prank video about that on YouTube", ">\n\nYeah Mark Rober did it for 5 years, pretty epic prank", ">\n\nAs someone who just wore an all glitter dress I got for Christmas to an out of state function, I hate glitter. I burned the dress after I got home. Literally everywhere I went I left a trail of glitter and I felt like the biggest asshole on the planet. I went to go potty and the stall looked like someone murdered a glitter pixie. I don't think this is unpopular.", ">\n\nPotty? Grow up", ">\n\n/r/gatekeeping", ">\n\nPerhaps the most banal version of it.", ">\n\n\"Critics who treat 'adult' as a term of approval, instead of as a merely descriptive term, cannot be adult themselves. To be concerned about being grown up, to admire the grown up because it is grown up, to blush at the suspicion of being childish; these things are the marks of childhood and adolescence. And in childhood and adolescence they are, in moderation, healthy symptoms. Young things ought to want to grow. But to carry on into middle life or even into early manhood this concern about being adult is a mark of really arrested development. When I was ten, I read fairy tales in secret and would have been ashamed if I had been found doing so. Now that I am fifty I read them openly. When I became a man I put away childish things, including the fear of childishness and the desire to be very grown up.\" -- C.S. Lewis", ">\n\nAnd that's why I bought bio degradable glitter. I freaking love sparkles but the planet is important. There's also edible glitter that I plan on getting eventually.", ">\n\nIts fun. But you'll definitely spill some and find it everywhere for a few weeks. Not as bad as regular glitter tho. And your poop looks fancy for a day.\nBut: Biodegradable is a lie, usually. It's only biodegradable under VERY specific circumstances that are not met in a landfill or even most bio waste composting plants. Burning it works just fine :D", ">\n\nThis is popular as fuck", ">\n\nThe fact that glitter both exists and is used says otherwise.", ">\n\nI exist and am used, but I'm not popular.", ">\n\nBut are you biodegradable?", ">\n\nEverything except my bones.", ">\n\nGlitter is terrible. Now, sparkly stuff that doesn't bleed onto everything is okay and enjoyable. But glitter that leaks onto everything and never goes away is so bad", ">\n\nIm like a crow.. i need the shiny in my life", ">\n\nSAME", ">\n\nThe largest purchaser of glitter worldwide actively hides the fact that they are the largest purchaser of glitter worldwide", ">\n\nHow are you going to put me out there like that?", ">\n\nSorry De_Nilla the world has to know what you use all of it for", ">\n\nMy 6 year old could not disagree with this comment more strongly.", ">\n\nMy 4 year old too. \nShe dropped a tiny little tub of glitter on the floor (yay Christmas presents!) in the dining room and even after sweeping and hoovering the floor is SPARKLY!", ">\n\nyou could turn on a good old fashioned Kirby, leave it running in one spot for a century, pick it up and it will still sparkle under it", ">\n\nGlitter is a horrific abomination and if any type of plastic should be banned, it should be glitter.", ">\n\nI see your point. But it is oh so wonderful to send an enemy a glitter bomb.", ">\n\nPeople actually have enemies? And fantasize about vengeful antics?\nI really need to get out more", ">\n\nI would say this is the most popular opinion ever posted on this thread. NO ONE is coming out in support of glitter.", ">\n\ni support glitter 😂", ">\n\nDownvote this person into oblivion ☝️", ">\n\nThats a downvote for you! Glitter rules!", ">\n\nI hope you get it stuck in your hard to reach places!", ">\n\nAnd you have a life with no happy sparklies!", ">\n\nNGL, I don't even care about the whole micro plastics thing that much, I just hate the mess it leaves in general, seems the second a kid spills glitter in a house you're going to be finding little specs of glitter all around the place until the end of time. (or the building burns down, whatever is first) Even with effort to clean it up some always manages to remain. \nThink a good way of telling if a house was ever owned by a family with kids is just to have a good look at the gaps between floor boards, skirting and what not, any glitter and you know kids have likely been there.", ">\n\nI'm an artist who works with glitter and resin, and you're all absolutely correct. It's a plague, and I love it. Studio floors are gorgeous, but it gets places I haven't been, ever. It's in my boyfriends welding helmet, and that doesn't come home.", ">\n\nI have 3 daughters and especially when they were younger it seemed like there was glitter everywhere in our house. Well I get a call from my sister who was part angry part couldn't stop laughing. I had given her some leftover infant diapers we had, and she was at the doctors with her recently born son.\nDuring the check up she saw a strange look come over the Docs face, concerned she moved to see what was going on and was horrified to see her sons balls sparkling with glitter.\nGlitter is trash, and gets EVERYWHERE.", ">\n\nWe buy stupid vinyl records that are damage the first time you use them, instead of CDs. CD s are just music delivery system. People buy non stick pans, which are disposable, as opposed to a stainless steel pans which will out last your grandchildren. People buy expensive cell phones that you throw out when the battery is dead. I have five working computers, that they turned off the operating systems. They say people buy fast fashion. Hell, I can't but anything else. I can live with the glitter.", ">\n\nI had my MacBook for 10 years. Still worked perfectly. But I couldn’t update it anymore. Roughly 6 months later, none of the apps I was trying to run would work anymore. So I had to get a new one. I didn’t need a new one. It was annoying. I like my current MacBook but I’m annoyed that I even have to have it.", ">\n\nthis sub needs an update it's littered with popular opinions", ">\n\nThe things people will do for karma.\nAnd people admit knowing the rules and upvoting when they agree", ">\n\nBioglitter ftw", ">\n\nNo glitter, ftmfw", ">\n\nWhy do you hate fun", ">\n\nWhy do you choose to be the way you are?", ">\n\nGlitter is the middle of sequins\nEdit: get rid of both", ">\n\nI love glitter. They shine and shimmer", ">\n\ndid something concerning glitter happen to you recently lol? jusk askin", ">\n\nOP is probably another victim of the glitter boobytrap.", ">\n\ni’m a raver so reading these comments is just painful 😭😭😭😭", ">\n\nBuy the bio/eco-friendly glitter! I use it for music festivals and love it.", ">\n\ngood idea 😊😊😊", ">\n\nWhen I need to use glitter, I'm buying a biodegradable one. Problem solved", ">\n\nI think it's funny that every time I go to a music festival the people who say they love the planet the most are the first to throw glitter and chemical glow sticks like it's going out of style.", ">\n\nI go to music festivals and love face glitter, but I buy the bio/eco glitter that is made from algae. Not trying to be confrontational with you, just don't want you to think that everyone who loves to sparkle hates the environment.", ">\n\nI hate both", ">\n\nThis isn't an unpopular opinion....\nIDK if you've seen Good Mythical Morning, but they had glitter on the show ONCE and then instituted a serious, company-wide policy of banning glitter completely. Link still looks mad whenever the subject of glitter comes up.", ">\n\nPREACH", ">\n\nCheck your mailbox (there is a glitter bomb)", ">\n\nCards that play music are electronic waste", ">\n\nI agree. Easy downvote.", ">", ">\n\nlol is reddit supoosed to be an imageboard now? whats with the image replies", ">", ">\n\nThis is 10/10 not an upopular opinion. It’s is literally the herpes of the arts and crafts world. Nobody wants it, but of COURSE somebody has it, and they usually don’t tell you about it until it’s too late, and once you have it it’s impossible to get rid of.", ">\n\nThat's a great analogy. Even though I love glitter", ">\n\nI teach little children. I absolutely love glitter!", ">\n\nFantastic read for anyone interested. \nWhat Is Glitter? By Caity Weaver for The New York Times", ">\n\nBiodegradable glitter", ">\n\nbiggest sigh known to man", ">\n\nI don’t do much craft, but me and all the other performers I know are using biodegradable glitter products now.", ">\n\nDon’t get me started on edible glitter…", ">\n\nThis girl I'm talking to said \"give me your arm\" I was watching TV so I just obliged, she rubbed my whole arm with a brush that got loads of glitter on my skin. \"Now you sparkle like me\" was all I got when I asked why on earth I would want that.", ">\n\nGlitter is the STI of the arts and crafts world", ">\n\nOn what planet is this unpopular?", ">\n\nMercury, the surface temperature permanently fuses the glitter with everything it touches" ]

[ "Glitter is the herpes of the crafting world", ">\n\nMy sister used to say this, she actually mailed our aunt a joke card filled with glitter designed to gently explode upon opening. When our aunt called our house, my sister just told her she gave her “glitter herpes” to remember her by. Six years latter, our aunt still finds little shiny specs on her couch and shag carpeting.", ">\n\nI'm so sorry to hear about your sister. I assume your aunt murdered her?", ">\n\nI'm sorry to hear Marcus's auntie still keeps shag carpeting. So much the worse for the glitter too.", ">\n\nYou got that wrong, Marcus's auntie keeps shagging carpets", ">\n\nMunch munch munch", ">\n\nDrove Uber, woman dropped a handful of glitter in the back seats, pissed I wouldn’t make a pit stop I guess. Didn’t notice, quick pick up of two nicely dressed women all in black on the way to a church service for their elderly mom. They noticed after sitting down in it. Still took the ride. I wanted to die seeing their black sparkly butts go up the church walk. Screw glitter and all who use it.", ">\n\nI'm not a huge fan of glitter, but biodegradable glitter does exist and is common. I think non-biodegradable glitter should stop being used though.", ">\n\nIt still gets EVERYWHERE", ">\n\nI don’t like sand", ">\n\nIt's coarse and rough and irritating", ">\n\nNot like here. Here everything is soft, and smooth.", ">\n\nRepeat after me kids:\nGLITTER IS LITTER", ">\n\nG-litter\nGlorious litter \nIt's pretty\nIt's still litter.", ">\n\n\"pretty to look at\" is as good as glitter gets", ">\n\nOf course. No one told you to eat it", ">\n\nA lot of times it contains heavy metals too", ">\n\nNo wonder those bands in the 80s used to use a lot of it", ">\n\nGlitter is the herpes of the rock world.", ">\n\nI think herpes was still the herpes of the rock world back then... poor Pam.", ">\n\nGlitter is not allowed in my house \nI allowed it once and still can find traces of it to this day....", ">\n\nI had a phone case with glitter. The thing busted months ago and I'm STILL finding traces of it", ">\n\nI will assault anyone who thinks it’s funny to give me a glitter bomb as a joke gift", ">\n\nGlitter bombs are only acceptable for cheating exes", ">\n\nAnd porch pirates", ">\n\nI saw a prank video about that on YouTube", ">\n\nYeah Mark Rober did it for 5 years, pretty epic prank", ">\n\nAs someone who just wore an all glitter dress I got for Christmas to an out of state function, I hate glitter. I burned the dress after I got home. Literally everywhere I went I left a trail of glitter and I felt like the biggest asshole on the planet. I went to go potty and the stall looked like someone murdered a glitter pixie. I don't think this is unpopular.", ">\n\nPotty? Grow up", ">\n\n/r/gatekeeping", ">\n\nPerhaps the most banal version of it.", ">\n\n\"Critics who treat 'adult' as a term of approval, instead of as a merely descriptive term, cannot be adult themselves. To be concerned about being grown up, to admire the grown up because it is grown up, to blush at the suspicion of being childish; these things are the marks of childhood and adolescence. And in childhood and adolescence they are, in moderation, healthy symptoms. Young things ought to want to grow. But to carry on into middle life or even into early manhood this concern about being adult is a mark of really arrested development. When I was ten, I read fairy tales in secret and would have been ashamed if I had been found doing so. Now that I am fifty I read them openly. When I became a man I put away childish things, including the fear of childishness and the desire to be very grown up.\" -- C.S. Lewis", ">\n\nAnd that's why I bought bio degradable glitter. I freaking love sparkles but the planet is important. There's also edible glitter that I plan on getting eventually.", ">\n\nIts fun. But you'll definitely spill some and find it everywhere for a few weeks. Not as bad as regular glitter tho. And your poop looks fancy for a day.\nBut: Biodegradable is a lie, usually. It's only biodegradable under VERY specific circumstances that are not met in a landfill or even most bio waste composting plants. Burning it works just fine :D", ">\n\nThis is popular as fuck", ">\n\nThe fact that glitter both exists and is used says otherwise.", ">\n\nI exist and am used, but I'm not popular.", ">\n\nBut are you biodegradable?", ">\n\nEverything except my bones.", ">\n\nGlitter is terrible. Now, sparkly stuff that doesn't bleed onto everything is okay and enjoyable. But glitter that leaks onto everything and never goes away is so bad", ">\n\nIm like a crow.. i need the shiny in my life", ">\n\nSAME", ">\n\nThe largest purchaser of glitter worldwide actively hides the fact that they are the largest purchaser of glitter worldwide", ">\n\nHow are you going to put me out there like that?", ">\n\nSorry De_Nilla the world has to know what you use all of it for", ">\n\nMy 6 year old could not disagree with this comment more strongly.", ">\n\nMy 4 year old too. \nShe dropped a tiny little tub of glitter on the floor (yay Christmas presents!) in the dining room and even after sweeping and hoovering the floor is SPARKLY!", ">\n\nyou could turn on a good old fashioned Kirby, leave it running in one spot for a century, pick it up and it will still sparkle under it", ">\n\nGlitter is a horrific abomination and if any type of plastic should be banned, it should be glitter.", ">\n\nI see your point. But it is oh so wonderful to send an enemy a glitter bomb.", ">\n\nPeople actually have enemies? And fantasize about vengeful antics?\nI really need to get out more", ">\n\nI would say this is the most popular opinion ever posted on this thread. NO ONE is coming out in support of glitter.", ">\n\ni support glitter 😂", ">\n\nDownvote this person into oblivion ☝️", ">\n\nThats a downvote for you! Glitter rules!", ">\n\nI hope you get it stuck in your hard to reach places!", ">\n\nAnd you have a life with no happy sparklies!", ">\n\nNGL, I don't even care about the whole micro plastics thing that much, I just hate the mess it leaves in general, seems the second a kid spills glitter in a house you're going to be finding little specs of glitter all around the place until the end of time. (or the building burns down, whatever is first) Even with effort to clean it up some always manages to remain. \nThink a good way of telling if a house was ever owned by a family with kids is just to have a good look at the gaps between floor boards, skirting and what not, any glitter and you know kids have likely been there.", ">\n\nI'm an artist who works with glitter and resin, and you're all absolutely correct. It's a plague, and I love it. Studio floors are gorgeous, but it gets places I haven't been, ever. It's in my boyfriends welding helmet, and that doesn't come home.", ">\n\nI have 3 daughters and especially when they were younger it seemed like there was glitter everywhere in our house. Well I get a call from my sister who was part angry part couldn't stop laughing. I had given her some leftover infant diapers we had, and she was at the doctors with her recently born son.\nDuring the check up she saw a strange look come over the Docs face, concerned she moved to see what was going on and was horrified to see her sons balls sparkling with glitter.\nGlitter is trash, and gets EVERYWHERE.", ">\n\nWe buy stupid vinyl records that are damage the first time you use them, instead of CDs. CD s are just music delivery system. People buy non stick pans, which are disposable, as opposed to a stainless steel pans which will out last your grandchildren. People buy expensive cell phones that you throw out when the battery is dead. I have five working computers, that they turned off the operating systems. They say people buy fast fashion. Hell, I can't but anything else. I can live with the glitter.", ">\n\nI had my MacBook for 10 years. Still worked perfectly. But I couldn’t update it anymore. Roughly 6 months later, none of the apps I was trying to run would work anymore. So I had to get a new one. I didn’t need a new one. It was annoying. I like my current MacBook but I’m annoyed that I even have to have it.", ">\n\nthis sub needs an update it's littered with popular opinions", ">\n\nThe things people will do for karma.\nAnd people admit knowing the rules and upvoting when they agree", ">\n\nBioglitter ftw", ">\n\nNo glitter, ftmfw", ">\n\nWhy do you hate fun", ">\n\nWhy do you choose to be the way you are?", ">\n\nGlitter is the middle of sequins\nEdit: get rid of both", ">\n\nI love glitter. They shine and shimmer", ">\n\ndid something concerning glitter happen to you recently lol? jusk askin", ">\n\nOP is probably another victim of the glitter boobytrap.", ">\n\ni’m a raver so reading these comments is just painful 😭😭😭😭", ">\n\nBuy the bio/eco-friendly glitter! I use it for music festivals and love it.", ">\n\ngood idea 😊😊😊", ">\n\nWhen I need to use glitter, I'm buying a biodegradable one. Problem solved", ">\n\nI think it's funny that every time I go to a music festival the people who say they love the planet the most are the first to throw glitter and chemical glow sticks like it's going out of style.", ">\n\nI go to music festivals and love face glitter, but I buy the bio/eco glitter that is made from algae. Not trying to be confrontational with you, just don't want you to think that everyone who loves to sparkle hates the environment.", ">\n\nI hate both", ">\n\nThis isn't an unpopular opinion....\nIDK if you've seen Good Mythical Morning, but they had glitter on the show ONCE and then instituted a serious, company-wide policy of banning glitter completely. Link still looks mad whenever the subject of glitter comes up.", ">\n\nPREACH", ">\n\nCheck your mailbox (there is a glitter bomb)", ">\n\nCards that play music are electronic waste", ">\n\nI agree. Easy downvote.", ">", ">\n\nlol is reddit supoosed to be an imageboard now? whats with the image replies", ">", ">\n\nThis is 10/10 not an upopular opinion. It’s is literally the herpes of the arts and crafts world. Nobody wants it, but of COURSE somebody has it, and they usually don’t tell you about it until it’s too late, and once you have it it’s impossible to get rid of.", ">\n\nThat's a great analogy. Even though I love glitter", ">\n\nI teach little children. I absolutely love glitter!", ">\n\nFantastic read for anyone interested. \nWhat Is Glitter? By Caity Weaver for The New York Times", ">\n\nBiodegradable glitter", ">\n\nbiggest sigh known to man", ">\n\nI don’t do much craft, but me and all the other performers I know are using biodegradable glitter products now.", ">\n\nDon’t get me started on edible glitter…", ">\n\nThis girl I'm talking to said \"give me your arm\" I was watching TV so I just obliged, she rubbed my whole arm with a brush that got loads of glitter on my skin. \"Now you sparkle like me\" was all I got when I asked why on earth I would want that.", ">\n\nGlitter is the STI of the arts and crafts world", ">\n\nOn what planet is this unpopular?", ">\n\nMercury, the surface temperature permanently fuses the glitter with everything it touches", ">\n\nI agree, but I use biodegradable glitter. I wish I could ditch it but I’m a rave girl, so that’s simply not an option…😏" ]

[ "Glitter is the herpes of the crafting world", ">\n\nMy sister used to say this, she actually mailed our aunt a joke card filled with glitter designed to gently explode upon opening. When our aunt called our house, my sister just told her she gave her “glitter herpes” to remember her by. Six years latter, our aunt still finds little shiny specs on her couch and shag carpeting.", ">\n\nI'm so sorry to hear about your sister. I assume your aunt murdered her?", ">\n\nI'm sorry to hear Marcus's auntie still keeps shag carpeting. So much the worse for the glitter too.", ">\n\nYou got that wrong, Marcus's auntie keeps shagging carpets", ">\n\nMunch munch munch", ">\n\nDrove Uber, woman dropped a handful of glitter in the back seats, pissed I wouldn’t make a pit stop I guess. Didn’t notice, quick pick up of two nicely dressed women all in black on the way to a church service for their elderly mom. They noticed after sitting down in it. Still took the ride. I wanted to die seeing their black sparkly butts go up the church walk. Screw glitter and all who use it.", ">\n\nI'm not a huge fan of glitter, but biodegradable glitter does exist and is common. I think non-biodegradable glitter should stop being used though.", ">\n\nIt still gets EVERYWHERE", ">\n\nI don’t like sand", ">\n\nIt's coarse and rough and irritating", ">\n\nNot like here. Here everything is soft, and smooth.", ">\n\nRepeat after me kids:\nGLITTER IS LITTER", ">\n\nG-litter\nGlorious litter \nIt's pretty\nIt's still litter.", ">\n\n\"pretty to look at\" is as good as glitter gets", ">\n\nOf course. No one told you to eat it", ">\n\nA lot of times it contains heavy metals too", ">\n\nNo wonder those bands in the 80s used to use a lot of it", ">\n\nGlitter is the herpes of the rock world.", ">\n\nI think herpes was still the herpes of the rock world back then... poor Pam.", ">\n\nGlitter is not allowed in my house \nI allowed it once and still can find traces of it to this day....", ">\n\nI had a phone case with glitter. The thing busted months ago and I'm STILL finding traces of it", ">\n\nI will assault anyone who thinks it’s funny to give me a glitter bomb as a joke gift", ">\n\nGlitter bombs are only acceptable for cheating exes", ">\n\nAnd porch pirates", ">\n\nI saw a prank video about that on YouTube", ">\n\nYeah Mark Rober did it for 5 years, pretty epic prank", ">\n\nAs someone who just wore an all glitter dress I got for Christmas to an out of state function, I hate glitter. I burned the dress after I got home. Literally everywhere I went I left a trail of glitter and I felt like the biggest asshole on the planet. I went to go potty and the stall looked like someone murdered a glitter pixie. I don't think this is unpopular.", ">\n\nPotty? Grow up", ">\n\n/r/gatekeeping", ">\n\nPerhaps the most banal version of it.", ">\n\n\"Critics who treat 'adult' as a term of approval, instead of as a merely descriptive term, cannot be adult themselves. To be concerned about being grown up, to admire the grown up because it is grown up, to blush at the suspicion of being childish; these things are the marks of childhood and adolescence. And in childhood and adolescence they are, in moderation, healthy symptoms. Young things ought to want to grow. But to carry on into middle life or even into early manhood this concern about being adult is a mark of really arrested development. When I was ten, I read fairy tales in secret and would have been ashamed if I had been found doing so. Now that I am fifty I read them openly. When I became a man I put away childish things, including the fear of childishness and the desire to be very grown up.\" -- C.S. Lewis", ">\n\nAnd that's why I bought bio degradable glitter. I freaking love sparkles but the planet is important. There's also edible glitter that I plan on getting eventually.", ">\n\nIts fun. But you'll definitely spill some and find it everywhere for a few weeks. Not as bad as regular glitter tho. And your poop looks fancy for a day.\nBut: Biodegradable is a lie, usually. It's only biodegradable under VERY specific circumstances that are not met in a landfill or even most bio waste composting plants. Burning it works just fine :D", ">\n\nThis is popular as fuck", ">\n\nThe fact that glitter both exists and is used says otherwise.", ">\n\nI exist and am used, but I'm not popular.", ">\n\nBut are you biodegradable?", ">\n\nEverything except my bones.", ">\n\nGlitter is terrible. Now, sparkly stuff that doesn't bleed onto everything is okay and enjoyable. But glitter that leaks onto everything and never goes away is so bad", ">\n\nIm like a crow.. i need the shiny in my life", ">\n\nSAME", ">\n\nThe largest purchaser of glitter worldwide actively hides the fact that they are the largest purchaser of glitter worldwide", ">\n\nHow are you going to put me out there like that?", ">\n\nSorry De_Nilla the world has to know what you use all of it for", ">\n\nMy 6 year old could not disagree with this comment more strongly.", ">\n\nMy 4 year old too. \nShe dropped a tiny little tub of glitter on the floor (yay Christmas presents!) in the dining room and even after sweeping and hoovering the floor is SPARKLY!", ">\n\nyou could turn on a good old fashioned Kirby, leave it running in one spot for a century, pick it up and it will still sparkle under it", ">\n\nGlitter is a horrific abomination and if any type of plastic should be banned, it should be glitter.", ">\n\nI see your point. But it is oh so wonderful to send an enemy a glitter bomb.", ">\n\nPeople actually have enemies? And fantasize about vengeful antics?\nI really need to get out more", ">\n\nI would say this is the most popular opinion ever posted on this thread. NO ONE is coming out in support of glitter.", ">\n\ni support glitter 😂", ">\n\nDownvote this person into oblivion ☝️", ">\n\nThats a downvote for you! Glitter rules!", ">\n\nI hope you get it stuck in your hard to reach places!", ">\n\nAnd you have a life with no happy sparklies!", ">\n\nNGL, I don't even care about the whole micro plastics thing that much, I just hate the mess it leaves in general, seems the second a kid spills glitter in a house you're going to be finding little specs of glitter all around the place until the end of time. (or the building burns down, whatever is first) Even with effort to clean it up some always manages to remain. \nThink a good way of telling if a house was ever owned by a family with kids is just to have a good look at the gaps between floor boards, skirting and what not, any glitter and you know kids have likely been there.", ">\n\nI'm an artist who works with glitter and resin, and you're all absolutely correct. It's a plague, and I love it. Studio floors are gorgeous, but it gets places I haven't been, ever. It's in my boyfriends welding helmet, and that doesn't come home.", ">\n\nI have 3 daughters and especially when they were younger it seemed like there was glitter everywhere in our house. Well I get a call from my sister who was part angry part couldn't stop laughing. I had given her some leftover infant diapers we had, and she was at the doctors with her recently born son.\nDuring the check up she saw a strange look come over the Docs face, concerned she moved to see what was going on and was horrified to see her sons balls sparkling with glitter.\nGlitter is trash, and gets EVERYWHERE.", ">\n\nWe buy stupid vinyl records that are damage the first time you use them, instead of CDs. CD s are just music delivery system. People buy non stick pans, which are disposable, as opposed to a stainless steel pans which will out last your grandchildren. People buy expensive cell phones that you throw out when the battery is dead. I have five working computers, that they turned off the operating systems. They say people buy fast fashion. Hell, I can't but anything else. I can live with the glitter.", ">\n\nI had my MacBook for 10 years. Still worked perfectly. But I couldn’t update it anymore. Roughly 6 months later, none of the apps I was trying to run would work anymore. So I had to get a new one. I didn’t need a new one. It was annoying. I like my current MacBook but I’m annoyed that I even have to have it.", ">\n\nthis sub needs an update it's littered with popular opinions", ">\n\nThe things people will do for karma.\nAnd people admit knowing the rules and upvoting when they agree", ">\n\nBioglitter ftw", ">\n\nNo glitter, ftmfw", ">\n\nWhy do you hate fun", ">\n\nWhy do you choose to be the way you are?", ">\n\nGlitter is the middle of sequins\nEdit: get rid of both", ">\n\nI love glitter. They shine and shimmer", ">\n\ndid something concerning glitter happen to you recently lol? jusk askin", ">\n\nOP is probably another victim of the glitter boobytrap.", ">\n\ni’m a raver so reading these comments is just painful 😭😭😭😭", ">\n\nBuy the bio/eco-friendly glitter! I use it for music festivals and love it.", ">\n\ngood idea 😊😊😊", ">\n\nWhen I need to use glitter, I'm buying a biodegradable one. Problem solved", ">\n\nI think it's funny that every time I go to a music festival the people who say they love the planet the most are the first to throw glitter and chemical glow sticks like it's going out of style.", ">\n\nI go to music festivals and love face glitter, but I buy the bio/eco glitter that is made from algae. Not trying to be confrontational with you, just don't want you to think that everyone who loves to sparkle hates the environment.", ">\n\nI hate both", ">\n\nThis isn't an unpopular opinion....\nIDK if you've seen Good Mythical Morning, but they had glitter on the show ONCE and then instituted a serious, company-wide policy of banning glitter completely. Link still looks mad whenever the subject of glitter comes up.", ">\n\nPREACH", ">\n\nCheck your mailbox (there is a glitter bomb)", ">\n\nCards that play music are electronic waste", ">\n\nI agree. Easy downvote.", ">", ">\n\nlol is reddit supoosed to be an imageboard now? whats with the image replies", ">", ">\n\nThis is 10/10 not an upopular opinion. It’s is literally the herpes of the arts and crafts world. Nobody wants it, but of COURSE somebody has it, and they usually don’t tell you about it until it’s too late, and once you have it it’s impossible to get rid of.", ">\n\nThat's a great analogy. Even though I love glitter", ">\n\nI teach little children. I absolutely love glitter!", ">\n\nFantastic read for anyone interested. \nWhat Is Glitter? By Caity Weaver for The New York Times", ">\n\nBiodegradable glitter", ">\n\nbiggest sigh known to man", ">\n\nI don’t do much craft, but me and all the other performers I know are using biodegradable glitter products now.", ">\n\nDon’t get me started on edible glitter…", ">\n\nThis girl I'm talking to said \"give me your arm\" I was watching TV so I just obliged, she rubbed my whole arm with a brush that got loads of glitter on my skin. \"Now you sparkle like me\" was all I got when I asked why on earth I would want that.", ">\n\nGlitter is the STI of the arts and crafts world", ">\n\nOn what planet is this unpopular?", ">\n\nMercury, the surface temperature permanently fuses the glitter with everything it touches", ">\n\nI agree, but I use biodegradable glitter. I wish I could ditch it but I’m a rave girl, so that’s simply not an option…😏", ">\n\nSame goes for filling party balloons with helium. Literally taking a finite resource and filling a piece of trash with it." ]

[ "Glitter is the herpes of the crafting world", ">\n\nMy sister used to say this, she actually mailed our aunt a joke card filled with glitter designed to gently explode upon opening. When our aunt called our house, my sister just told her she gave her “glitter herpes” to remember her by. Six years latter, our aunt still finds little shiny specs on her couch and shag carpeting.", ">\n\nI'm so sorry to hear about your sister. I assume your aunt murdered her?", ">\n\nI'm sorry to hear Marcus's auntie still keeps shag carpeting. So much the worse for the glitter too.", ">\n\nYou got that wrong, Marcus's auntie keeps shagging carpets", ">\n\nMunch munch munch", ">\n\nDrove Uber, woman dropped a handful of glitter in the back seats, pissed I wouldn’t make a pit stop I guess. Didn’t notice, quick pick up of two nicely dressed women all in black on the way to a church service for their elderly mom. They noticed after sitting down in it. Still took the ride. I wanted to die seeing their black sparkly butts go up the church walk. Screw glitter and all who use it.", ">\n\nI'm not a huge fan of glitter, but biodegradable glitter does exist and is common. I think non-biodegradable glitter should stop being used though.", ">\n\nIt still gets EVERYWHERE", ">\n\nI don’t like sand", ">\n\nIt's coarse and rough and irritating", ">\n\nNot like here. Here everything is soft, and smooth.", ">\n\nRepeat after me kids:\nGLITTER IS LITTER", ">\n\nG-litter\nGlorious litter \nIt's pretty\nIt's still litter.", ">\n\n\"pretty to look at\" is as good as glitter gets", ">\n\nOf course. No one told you to eat it", ">\n\nA lot of times it contains heavy metals too", ">\n\nNo wonder those bands in the 80s used to use a lot of it", ">\n\nGlitter is the herpes of the rock world.", ">\n\nI think herpes was still the herpes of the rock world back then... poor Pam.", ">\n\nGlitter is not allowed in my house \nI allowed it once and still can find traces of it to this day....", ">\n\nI had a phone case with glitter. The thing busted months ago and I'm STILL finding traces of it", ">\n\nI will assault anyone who thinks it’s funny to give me a glitter bomb as a joke gift", ">\n\nGlitter bombs are only acceptable for cheating exes", ">\n\nAnd porch pirates", ">\n\nI saw a prank video about that on YouTube", ">\n\nYeah Mark Rober did it for 5 years, pretty epic prank", ">\n\nAs someone who just wore an all glitter dress I got for Christmas to an out of state function, I hate glitter. I burned the dress after I got home. Literally everywhere I went I left a trail of glitter and I felt like the biggest asshole on the planet. I went to go potty and the stall looked like someone murdered a glitter pixie. I don't think this is unpopular.", ">\n\nPotty? Grow up", ">\n\n/r/gatekeeping", ">\n\nPerhaps the most banal version of it.", ">\n\n\"Critics who treat 'adult' as a term of approval, instead of as a merely descriptive term, cannot be adult themselves. To be concerned about being grown up, to admire the grown up because it is grown up, to blush at the suspicion of being childish; these things are the marks of childhood and adolescence. And in childhood and adolescence they are, in moderation, healthy symptoms. Young things ought to want to grow. But to carry on into middle life or even into early manhood this concern about being adult is a mark of really arrested development. When I was ten, I read fairy tales in secret and would have been ashamed if I had been found doing so. Now that I am fifty I read them openly. When I became a man I put away childish things, including the fear of childishness and the desire to be very grown up.\" -- C.S. Lewis", ">\n\nAnd that's why I bought bio degradable glitter. I freaking love sparkles but the planet is important. There's also edible glitter that I plan on getting eventually.", ">\n\nIts fun. But you'll definitely spill some and find it everywhere for a few weeks. Not as bad as regular glitter tho. And your poop looks fancy for a day.\nBut: Biodegradable is a lie, usually. It's only biodegradable under VERY specific circumstances that are not met in a landfill or even most bio waste composting plants. Burning it works just fine :D", ">\n\nThis is popular as fuck", ">\n\nThe fact that glitter both exists and is used says otherwise.", ">\n\nI exist and am used, but I'm not popular.", ">\n\nBut are you biodegradable?", ">\n\nEverything except my bones.", ">\n\nGlitter is terrible. Now, sparkly stuff that doesn't bleed onto everything is okay and enjoyable. But glitter that leaks onto everything and never goes away is so bad", ">\n\nIm like a crow.. i need the shiny in my life", ">\n\nSAME", ">\n\nThe largest purchaser of glitter worldwide actively hides the fact that they are the largest purchaser of glitter worldwide", ">\n\nHow are you going to put me out there like that?", ">\n\nSorry De_Nilla the world has to know what you use all of it for", ">\n\nMy 6 year old could not disagree with this comment more strongly.", ">\n\nMy 4 year old too. \nShe dropped a tiny little tub of glitter on the floor (yay Christmas presents!) in the dining room and even after sweeping and hoovering the floor is SPARKLY!", ">\n\nyou could turn on a good old fashioned Kirby, leave it running in one spot for a century, pick it up and it will still sparkle under it", ">\n\nGlitter is a horrific abomination and if any type of plastic should be banned, it should be glitter.", ">\n\nI see your point. But it is oh so wonderful to send an enemy a glitter bomb.", ">\n\nPeople actually have enemies? And fantasize about vengeful antics?\nI really need to get out more", ">\n\nI would say this is the most popular opinion ever posted on this thread. NO ONE is coming out in support of glitter.", ">\n\ni support glitter 😂", ">\n\nDownvote this person into oblivion ☝️", ">\n\nThats a downvote for you! Glitter rules!", ">\n\nI hope you get it stuck in your hard to reach places!", ">\n\nAnd you have a life with no happy sparklies!", ">\n\nNGL, I don't even care about the whole micro plastics thing that much, I just hate the mess it leaves in general, seems the second a kid spills glitter in a house you're going to be finding little specs of glitter all around the place until the end of time. (or the building burns down, whatever is first) Even with effort to clean it up some always manages to remain. \nThink a good way of telling if a house was ever owned by a family with kids is just to have a good look at the gaps between floor boards, skirting and what not, any glitter and you know kids have likely been there.", ">\n\nI'm an artist who works with glitter and resin, and you're all absolutely correct. It's a plague, and I love it. Studio floors are gorgeous, but it gets places I haven't been, ever. It's in my boyfriends welding helmet, and that doesn't come home.", ">\n\nI have 3 daughters and especially when they were younger it seemed like there was glitter everywhere in our house. Well I get a call from my sister who was part angry part couldn't stop laughing. I had given her some leftover infant diapers we had, and she was at the doctors with her recently born son.\nDuring the check up she saw a strange look come over the Docs face, concerned she moved to see what was going on and was horrified to see her sons balls sparkling with glitter.\nGlitter is trash, and gets EVERYWHERE.", ">\n\nWe buy stupid vinyl records that are damage the first time you use them, instead of CDs. CD s are just music delivery system. People buy non stick pans, which are disposable, as opposed to a stainless steel pans which will out last your grandchildren. People buy expensive cell phones that you throw out when the battery is dead. I have five working computers, that they turned off the operating systems. They say people buy fast fashion. Hell, I can't but anything else. I can live with the glitter.", ">\n\nI had my MacBook for 10 years. Still worked perfectly. But I couldn’t update it anymore. Roughly 6 months later, none of the apps I was trying to run would work anymore. So I had to get a new one. I didn’t need a new one. It was annoying. I like my current MacBook but I’m annoyed that I even have to have it.", ">\n\nthis sub needs an update it's littered with popular opinions", ">\n\nThe things people will do for karma.\nAnd people admit knowing the rules and upvoting when they agree", ">\n\nBioglitter ftw", ">\n\nNo glitter, ftmfw", ">\n\nWhy do you hate fun", ">\n\nWhy do you choose to be the way you are?", ">\n\nGlitter is the middle of sequins\nEdit: get rid of both", ">\n\nI love glitter. They shine and shimmer", ">\n\ndid something concerning glitter happen to you recently lol? jusk askin", ">\n\nOP is probably another victim of the glitter boobytrap.", ">\n\ni’m a raver so reading these comments is just painful 😭😭😭😭", ">\n\nBuy the bio/eco-friendly glitter! I use it for music festivals and love it.", ">\n\ngood idea 😊😊😊", ">\n\nWhen I need to use glitter, I'm buying a biodegradable one. Problem solved", ">\n\nI think it's funny that every time I go to a music festival the people who say they love the planet the most are the first to throw glitter and chemical glow sticks like it's going out of style.", ">\n\nI go to music festivals and love face glitter, but I buy the bio/eco glitter that is made from algae. Not trying to be confrontational with you, just don't want you to think that everyone who loves to sparkle hates the environment.", ">\n\nI hate both", ">\n\nThis isn't an unpopular opinion....\nIDK if you've seen Good Mythical Morning, but they had glitter on the show ONCE and then instituted a serious, company-wide policy of banning glitter completely. Link still looks mad whenever the subject of glitter comes up.", ">\n\nPREACH", ">\n\nCheck your mailbox (there is a glitter bomb)", ">\n\nCards that play music are electronic waste", ">\n\nI agree. Easy downvote.", ">", ">\n\nlol is reddit supoosed to be an imageboard now? whats with the image replies", ">", ">\n\nThis is 10/10 not an upopular opinion. It’s is literally the herpes of the arts and crafts world. Nobody wants it, but of COURSE somebody has it, and they usually don’t tell you about it until it’s too late, and once you have it it’s impossible to get rid of.", ">\n\nThat's a great analogy. Even though I love glitter", ">\n\nI teach little children. I absolutely love glitter!", ">\n\nFantastic read for anyone interested. \nWhat Is Glitter? By Caity Weaver for The New York Times", ">\n\nBiodegradable glitter", ">\n\nbiggest sigh known to man", ">\n\nI don’t do much craft, but me and all the other performers I know are using biodegradable glitter products now.", ">\n\nDon’t get me started on edible glitter…", ">\n\nThis girl I'm talking to said \"give me your arm\" I was watching TV so I just obliged, she rubbed my whole arm with a brush that got loads of glitter on my skin. \"Now you sparkle like me\" was all I got when I asked why on earth I would want that.", ">\n\nGlitter is the STI of the arts and crafts world", ">\n\nOn what planet is this unpopular?", ">\n\nMercury, the surface temperature permanently fuses the glitter with everything it touches", ">\n\nI agree, but I use biodegradable glitter. I wish I could ditch it but I’m a rave girl, so that’s simply not an option…😏", ">\n\nSame goes for filling party balloons with helium. Literally taking a finite resource and filling a piece of trash with it.", ">\n\nI hope someone glitterbombs you" ]

[ "Glitter is the herpes of the crafting world", ">\n\nMy sister used to say this, she actually mailed our aunt a joke card filled with glitter designed to gently explode upon opening. When our aunt called our house, my sister just told her she gave her “glitter herpes” to remember her by. Six years latter, our aunt still finds little shiny specs on her couch and shag carpeting.", ">\n\nI'm so sorry to hear about your sister. I assume your aunt murdered her?", ">\n\nI'm sorry to hear Marcus's auntie still keeps shag carpeting. So much the worse for the glitter too.", ">\n\nYou got that wrong, Marcus's auntie keeps shagging carpets", ">\n\nMunch munch munch", ">\n\nDrove Uber, woman dropped a handful of glitter in the back seats, pissed I wouldn’t make a pit stop I guess. Didn’t notice, quick pick up of two nicely dressed women all in black on the way to a church service for their elderly mom. They noticed after sitting down in it. Still took the ride. I wanted to die seeing their black sparkly butts go up the church walk. Screw glitter and all who use it.", ">\n\nI'm not a huge fan of glitter, but biodegradable glitter does exist and is common. I think non-biodegradable glitter should stop being used though.", ">\n\nIt still gets EVERYWHERE", ">\n\nI don’t like sand", ">\n\nIt's coarse and rough and irritating", ">\n\nNot like here. Here everything is soft, and smooth.", ">\n\nRepeat after me kids:\nGLITTER IS LITTER", ">\n\nG-litter\nGlorious litter \nIt's pretty\nIt's still litter.", ">\n\n\"pretty to look at\" is as good as glitter gets", ">\n\nOf course. No one told you to eat it", ">\n\nA lot of times it contains heavy metals too", ">\n\nNo wonder those bands in the 80s used to use a lot of it", ">\n\nGlitter is the herpes of the rock world.", ">\n\nI think herpes was still the herpes of the rock world back then... poor Pam.", ">\n\nGlitter is not allowed in my house \nI allowed it once and still can find traces of it to this day....", ">\n\nI had a phone case with glitter. The thing busted months ago and I'm STILL finding traces of it", ">\n\nI will assault anyone who thinks it’s funny to give me a glitter bomb as a joke gift", ">\n\nGlitter bombs are only acceptable for cheating exes", ">\n\nAnd porch pirates", ">\n\nI saw a prank video about that on YouTube", ">\n\nYeah Mark Rober did it for 5 years, pretty epic prank", ">\n\nAs someone who just wore an all glitter dress I got for Christmas to an out of state function, I hate glitter. I burned the dress after I got home. Literally everywhere I went I left a trail of glitter and I felt like the biggest asshole on the planet. I went to go potty and the stall looked like someone murdered a glitter pixie. I don't think this is unpopular.", ">\n\nPotty? Grow up", ">\n\n/r/gatekeeping", ">\n\nPerhaps the most banal version of it.", ">\n\n\"Critics who treat 'adult' as a term of approval, instead of as a merely descriptive term, cannot be adult themselves. To be concerned about being grown up, to admire the grown up because it is grown up, to blush at the suspicion of being childish; these things are the marks of childhood and adolescence. And in childhood and adolescence they are, in moderation, healthy symptoms. Young things ought to want to grow. But to carry on into middle life or even into early manhood this concern about being adult is a mark of really arrested development. When I was ten, I read fairy tales in secret and would have been ashamed if I had been found doing so. Now that I am fifty I read them openly. When I became a man I put away childish things, including the fear of childishness and the desire to be very grown up.\" -- C.S. Lewis", ">\n\nAnd that's why I bought bio degradable glitter. I freaking love sparkles but the planet is important. There's also edible glitter that I plan on getting eventually.", ">\n\nIts fun. But you'll definitely spill some and find it everywhere for a few weeks. Not as bad as regular glitter tho. And your poop looks fancy for a day.\nBut: Biodegradable is a lie, usually. It's only biodegradable under VERY specific circumstances that are not met in a landfill or even most bio waste composting plants. Burning it works just fine :D", ">\n\nThis is popular as fuck", ">\n\nThe fact that glitter both exists and is used says otherwise.", ">\n\nI exist and am used, but I'm not popular.", ">\n\nBut are you biodegradable?", ">\n\nEverything except my bones.", ">\n\nGlitter is terrible. Now, sparkly stuff that doesn't bleed onto everything is okay and enjoyable. But glitter that leaks onto everything and never goes away is so bad", ">\n\nIm like a crow.. i need the shiny in my life", ">\n\nSAME", ">\n\nThe largest purchaser of glitter worldwide actively hides the fact that they are the largest purchaser of glitter worldwide", ">\n\nHow are you going to put me out there like that?", ">\n\nSorry De_Nilla the world has to know what you use all of it for", ">\n\nMy 6 year old could not disagree with this comment more strongly.", ">\n\nMy 4 year old too. \nShe dropped a tiny little tub of glitter on the floor (yay Christmas presents!) in the dining room and even after sweeping and hoovering the floor is SPARKLY!", ">\n\nyou could turn on a good old fashioned Kirby, leave it running in one spot for a century, pick it up and it will still sparkle under it", ">\n\nGlitter is a horrific abomination and if any type of plastic should be banned, it should be glitter.", ">\n\nI see your point. But it is oh so wonderful to send an enemy a glitter bomb.", ">\n\nPeople actually have enemies? And fantasize about vengeful antics?\nI really need to get out more", ">\n\nI would say this is the most popular opinion ever posted on this thread. NO ONE is coming out in support of glitter.", ">\n\ni support glitter 😂", ">\n\nDownvote this person into oblivion ☝️", ">\n\nThats a downvote for you! Glitter rules!", ">\n\nI hope you get it stuck in your hard to reach places!", ">\n\nAnd you have a life with no happy sparklies!", ">\n\nNGL, I don't even care about the whole micro plastics thing that much, I just hate the mess it leaves in general, seems the second a kid spills glitter in a house you're going to be finding little specs of glitter all around the place until the end of time. (or the building burns down, whatever is first) Even with effort to clean it up some always manages to remain. \nThink a good way of telling if a house was ever owned by a family with kids is just to have a good look at the gaps between floor boards, skirting and what not, any glitter and you know kids have likely been there.", ">\n\nI'm an artist who works with glitter and resin, and you're all absolutely correct. It's a plague, and I love it. Studio floors are gorgeous, but it gets places I haven't been, ever. It's in my boyfriends welding helmet, and that doesn't come home.", ">\n\nI have 3 daughters and especially when they were younger it seemed like there was glitter everywhere in our house. Well I get a call from my sister who was part angry part couldn't stop laughing. I had given her some leftover infant diapers we had, and she was at the doctors with her recently born son.\nDuring the check up she saw a strange look come over the Docs face, concerned she moved to see what was going on and was horrified to see her sons balls sparkling with glitter.\nGlitter is trash, and gets EVERYWHERE.", ">\n\nWe buy stupid vinyl records that are damage the first time you use them, instead of CDs. CD s are just music delivery system. People buy non stick pans, which are disposable, as opposed to a stainless steel pans which will out last your grandchildren. People buy expensive cell phones that you throw out when the battery is dead. I have five working computers, that they turned off the operating systems. They say people buy fast fashion. Hell, I can't but anything else. I can live with the glitter.", ">\n\nI had my MacBook for 10 years. Still worked perfectly. But I couldn’t update it anymore. Roughly 6 months later, none of the apps I was trying to run would work anymore. So I had to get a new one. I didn’t need a new one. It was annoying. I like my current MacBook but I’m annoyed that I even have to have it.", ">\n\nthis sub needs an update it's littered with popular opinions", ">\n\nThe things people will do for karma.\nAnd people admit knowing the rules and upvoting when they agree", ">\n\nBioglitter ftw", ">\n\nNo glitter, ftmfw", ">\n\nWhy do you hate fun", ">\n\nWhy do you choose to be the way you are?", ">\n\nGlitter is the middle of sequins\nEdit: get rid of both", ">\n\nI love glitter. They shine and shimmer", ">\n\ndid something concerning glitter happen to you recently lol? jusk askin", ">\n\nOP is probably another victim of the glitter boobytrap.", ">\n\ni’m a raver so reading these comments is just painful 😭😭😭😭", ">\n\nBuy the bio/eco-friendly glitter! I use it for music festivals and love it.", ">\n\ngood idea 😊😊😊", ">\n\nWhen I need to use glitter, I'm buying a biodegradable one. Problem solved", ">\n\nI think it's funny that every time I go to a music festival the people who say they love the planet the most are the first to throw glitter and chemical glow sticks like it's going out of style.", ">\n\nI go to music festivals and love face glitter, but I buy the bio/eco glitter that is made from algae. Not trying to be confrontational with you, just don't want you to think that everyone who loves to sparkle hates the environment.", ">\n\nI hate both", ">\n\nThis isn't an unpopular opinion....\nIDK if you've seen Good Mythical Morning, but they had glitter on the show ONCE and then instituted a serious, company-wide policy of banning glitter completely. Link still looks mad whenever the subject of glitter comes up.", ">\n\nPREACH", ">\n\nCheck your mailbox (there is a glitter bomb)", ">\n\nCards that play music are electronic waste", ">\n\nI agree. Easy downvote.", ">", ">\n\nlol is reddit supoosed to be an imageboard now? whats with the image replies", ">", ">\n\nThis is 10/10 not an upopular opinion. It’s is literally the herpes of the arts and crafts world. Nobody wants it, but of COURSE somebody has it, and they usually don’t tell you about it until it’s too late, and once you have it it’s impossible to get rid of.", ">\n\nThat's a great analogy. Even though I love glitter", ">\n\nI teach little children. I absolutely love glitter!", ">\n\nFantastic read for anyone interested. \nWhat Is Glitter? By Caity Weaver for The New York Times", ">\n\nBiodegradable glitter", ">\n\nbiggest sigh known to man", ">\n\nI don’t do much craft, but me and all the other performers I know are using biodegradable glitter products now.", ">\n\nDon’t get me started on edible glitter…", ">\n\nThis girl I'm talking to said \"give me your arm\" I was watching TV so I just obliged, she rubbed my whole arm with a brush that got loads of glitter on my skin. \"Now you sparkle like me\" was all I got when I asked why on earth I would want that.", ">\n\nGlitter is the STI of the arts and crafts world", ">\n\nOn what planet is this unpopular?", ">\n\nMercury, the surface temperature permanently fuses the glitter with everything it touches", ">\n\nI agree, but I use biodegradable glitter. I wish I could ditch it but I’m a rave girl, so that’s simply not an option…😏", ">\n\nSame goes for filling party balloons with helium. Literally taking a finite resource and filling a piece of trash with it.", ">\n\nI hope someone glitterbombs you", ">\n\nI hope someone glitter bombs me." ]

[ "Glitter is the herpes of the crafting world", ">\n\nMy sister used to say this, she actually mailed our aunt a joke card filled with glitter designed to gently explode upon opening. When our aunt called our house, my sister just told her she gave her “glitter herpes” to remember her by. Six years latter, our aunt still finds little shiny specs on her couch and shag carpeting.", ">\n\nI'm so sorry to hear about your sister. I assume your aunt murdered her?", ">\n\nI'm sorry to hear Marcus's auntie still keeps shag carpeting. So much the worse for the glitter too.", ">\n\nYou got that wrong, Marcus's auntie keeps shagging carpets", ">\n\nMunch munch munch", ">\n\nDrove Uber, woman dropped a handful of glitter in the back seats, pissed I wouldn’t make a pit stop I guess. Didn’t notice, quick pick up of two nicely dressed women all in black on the way to a church service for their elderly mom. They noticed after sitting down in it. Still took the ride. I wanted to die seeing their black sparkly butts go up the church walk. Screw glitter and all who use it.", ">\n\nI'm not a huge fan of glitter, but biodegradable glitter does exist and is common. I think non-biodegradable glitter should stop being used though.", ">\n\nIt still gets EVERYWHERE", ">\n\nI don’t like sand", ">\n\nIt's coarse and rough and irritating", ">\n\nNot like here. Here everything is soft, and smooth.", ">\n\nRepeat after me kids:\nGLITTER IS LITTER", ">\n\nG-litter\nGlorious litter \nIt's pretty\nIt's still litter.", ">\n\n\"pretty to look at\" is as good as glitter gets", ">\n\nOf course. No one told you to eat it", ">\n\nA lot of times it contains heavy metals too", ">\n\nNo wonder those bands in the 80s used to use a lot of it", ">\n\nGlitter is the herpes of the rock world.", ">\n\nI think herpes was still the herpes of the rock world back then... poor Pam.", ">\n\nGlitter is not allowed in my house \nI allowed it once and still can find traces of it to this day....", ">\n\nI had a phone case with glitter. The thing busted months ago and I'm STILL finding traces of it", ">\n\nI will assault anyone who thinks it’s funny to give me a glitter bomb as a joke gift", ">\n\nGlitter bombs are only acceptable for cheating exes", ">\n\nAnd porch pirates", ">\n\nI saw a prank video about that on YouTube", ">\n\nYeah Mark Rober did it for 5 years, pretty epic prank", ">\n\nAs someone who just wore an all glitter dress I got for Christmas to an out of state function, I hate glitter. I burned the dress after I got home. Literally everywhere I went I left a trail of glitter and I felt like the biggest asshole on the planet. I went to go potty and the stall looked like someone murdered a glitter pixie. I don't think this is unpopular.", ">\n\nPotty? Grow up", ">\n\n/r/gatekeeping", ">\n\nPerhaps the most banal version of it.", ">\n\n\"Critics who treat 'adult' as a term of approval, instead of as a merely descriptive term, cannot be adult themselves. To be concerned about being grown up, to admire the grown up because it is grown up, to blush at the suspicion of being childish; these things are the marks of childhood and adolescence. And in childhood and adolescence they are, in moderation, healthy symptoms. Young things ought to want to grow. But to carry on into middle life or even into early manhood this concern about being adult is a mark of really arrested development. When I was ten, I read fairy tales in secret and would have been ashamed if I had been found doing so. Now that I am fifty I read them openly. When I became a man I put away childish things, including the fear of childishness and the desire to be very grown up.\" -- C.S. Lewis", ">\n\nAnd that's why I bought bio degradable glitter. I freaking love sparkles but the planet is important. There's also edible glitter that I plan on getting eventually.", ">\n\nIts fun. But you'll definitely spill some and find it everywhere for a few weeks. Not as bad as regular glitter tho. And your poop looks fancy for a day.\nBut: Biodegradable is a lie, usually. It's only biodegradable under VERY specific circumstances that are not met in a landfill or even most bio waste composting plants. Burning it works just fine :D", ">\n\nThis is popular as fuck", ">\n\nThe fact that glitter both exists and is used says otherwise.", ">\n\nI exist and am used, but I'm not popular.", ">\n\nBut are you biodegradable?", ">\n\nEverything except my bones.", ">\n\nGlitter is terrible. Now, sparkly stuff that doesn't bleed onto everything is okay and enjoyable. But glitter that leaks onto everything and never goes away is so bad", ">\n\nIm like a crow.. i need the shiny in my life", ">\n\nSAME", ">\n\nThe largest purchaser of glitter worldwide actively hides the fact that they are the largest purchaser of glitter worldwide", ">\n\nHow are you going to put me out there like that?", ">\n\nSorry De_Nilla the world has to know what you use all of it for", ">\n\nMy 6 year old could not disagree with this comment more strongly.", ">\n\nMy 4 year old too. \nShe dropped a tiny little tub of glitter on the floor (yay Christmas presents!) in the dining room and even after sweeping and hoovering the floor is SPARKLY!", ">\n\nyou could turn on a good old fashioned Kirby, leave it running in one spot for a century, pick it up and it will still sparkle under it", ">\n\nGlitter is a horrific abomination and if any type of plastic should be banned, it should be glitter.", ">\n\nI see your point. But it is oh so wonderful to send an enemy a glitter bomb.", ">\n\nPeople actually have enemies? And fantasize about vengeful antics?\nI really need to get out more", ">\n\nI would say this is the most popular opinion ever posted on this thread. NO ONE is coming out in support of glitter.", ">\n\ni support glitter 😂", ">\n\nDownvote this person into oblivion ☝️", ">\n\nThats a downvote for you! Glitter rules!", ">\n\nI hope you get it stuck in your hard to reach places!", ">\n\nAnd you have a life with no happy sparklies!", ">\n\nNGL, I don't even care about the whole micro plastics thing that much, I just hate the mess it leaves in general, seems the second a kid spills glitter in a house you're going to be finding little specs of glitter all around the place until the end of time. (or the building burns down, whatever is first) Even with effort to clean it up some always manages to remain. \nThink a good way of telling if a house was ever owned by a family with kids is just to have a good look at the gaps between floor boards, skirting and what not, any glitter and you know kids have likely been there.", ">\n\nI'm an artist who works with glitter and resin, and you're all absolutely correct. It's a plague, and I love it. Studio floors are gorgeous, but it gets places I haven't been, ever. It's in my boyfriends welding helmet, and that doesn't come home.", ">\n\nI have 3 daughters and especially when they were younger it seemed like there was glitter everywhere in our house. Well I get a call from my sister who was part angry part couldn't stop laughing. I had given her some leftover infant diapers we had, and she was at the doctors with her recently born son.\nDuring the check up she saw a strange look come over the Docs face, concerned she moved to see what was going on and was horrified to see her sons balls sparkling with glitter.\nGlitter is trash, and gets EVERYWHERE.", ">\n\nWe buy stupid vinyl records that are damage the first time you use them, instead of CDs. CD s are just music delivery system. People buy non stick pans, which are disposable, as opposed to a stainless steel pans which will out last your grandchildren. People buy expensive cell phones that you throw out when the battery is dead. I have five working computers, that they turned off the operating systems. They say people buy fast fashion. Hell, I can't but anything else. I can live with the glitter.", ">\n\nI had my MacBook for 10 years. Still worked perfectly. But I couldn’t update it anymore. Roughly 6 months later, none of the apps I was trying to run would work anymore. So I had to get a new one. I didn’t need a new one. It was annoying. I like my current MacBook but I’m annoyed that I even have to have it.", ">\n\nthis sub needs an update it's littered with popular opinions", ">\n\nThe things people will do for karma.\nAnd people admit knowing the rules and upvoting when they agree", ">\n\nBioglitter ftw", ">\n\nNo glitter, ftmfw", ">\n\nWhy do you hate fun", ">\n\nWhy do you choose to be the way you are?", ">\n\nGlitter is the middle of sequins\nEdit: get rid of both", ">\n\nI love glitter. They shine and shimmer", ">\n\ndid something concerning glitter happen to you recently lol? jusk askin", ">\n\nOP is probably another victim of the glitter boobytrap.", ">\n\ni’m a raver so reading these comments is just painful 😭😭😭😭", ">\n\nBuy the bio/eco-friendly glitter! I use it for music festivals and love it.", ">\n\ngood idea 😊😊😊", ">\n\nWhen I need to use glitter, I'm buying a biodegradable one. Problem solved", ">\n\nI think it's funny that every time I go to a music festival the people who say they love the planet the most are the first to throw glitter and chemical glow sticks like it's going out of style.", ">\n\nI go to music festivals and love face glitter, but I buy the bio/eco glitter that is made from algae. Not trying to be confrontational with you, just don't want you to think that everyone who loves to sparkle hates the environment.", ">\n\nI hate both", ">\n\nThis isn't an unpopular opinion....\nIDK if you've seen Good Mythical Morning, but they had glitter on the show ONCE and then instituted a serious, company-wide policy of banning glitter completely. Link still looks mad whenever the subject of glitter comes up.", ">\n\nPREACH", ">\n\nCheck your mailbox (there is a glitter bomb)", ">\n\nCards that play music are electronic waste", ">\n\nI agree. Easy downvote.", ">", ">\n\nlol is reddit supoosed to be an imageboard now? whats with the image replies", ">", ">\n\nThis is 10/10 not an upopular opinion. It’s is literally the herpes of the arts and crafts world. Nobody wants it, but of COURSE somebody has it, and they usually don’t tell you about it until it’s too late, and once you have it it’s impossible to get rid of.", ">\n\nThat's a great analogy. Even though I love glitter", ">\n\nI teach little children. I absolutely love glitter!", ">\n\nFantastic read for anyone interested. \nWhat Is Glitter? By Caity Weaver for The New York Times", ">\n\nBiodegradable glitter", ">\n\nbiggest sigh known to man", ">\n\nI don’t do much craft, but me and all the other performers I know are using biodegradable glitter products now.", ">\n\nDon’t get me started on edible glitter…", ">\n\nThis girl I'm talking to said \"give me your arm\" I was watching TV so I just obliged, she rubbed my whole arm with a brush that got loads of glitter on my skin. \"Now you sparkle like me\" was all I got when I asked why on earth I would want that.", ">\n\nGlitter is the STI of the arts and crafts world", ">\n\nOn what planet is this unpopular?", ">\n\nMercury, the surface temperature permanently fuses the glitter with everything it touches", ">\n\nI agree, but I use biodegradable glitter. I wish I could ditch it but I’m a rave girl, so that’s simply not an option…😏", ">\n\nSame goes for filling party balloons with helium. Literally taking a finite resource and filling a piece of trash with it.", ">\n\nI hope someone glitterbombs you", ">\n\nI hope someone glitter bombs me.", ">\n\nI like glitter. I'm man enough to say it" ]

[ "Glitter is the herpes of the crafting world", ">\n\nMy sister used to say this, she actually mailed our aunt a joke card filled with glitter designed to gently explode upon opening. When our aunt called our house, my sister just told her she gave her “glitter herpes” to remember her by. Six years latter, our aunt still finds little shiny specs on her couch and shag carpeting.", ">\n\nI'm so sorry to hear about your sister. I assume your aunt murdered her?", ">\n\nI'm sorry to hear Marcus's auntie still keeps shag carpeting. So much the worse for the glitter too.", ">\n\nYou got that wrong, Marcus's auntie keeps shagging carpets", ">\n\nMunch munch munch", ">\n\nDrove Uber, woman dropped a handful of glitter in the back seats, pissed I wouldn’t make a pit stop I guess. Didn’t notice, quick pick up of two nicely dressed women all in black on the way to a church service for their elderly mom. They noticed after sitting down in it. Still took the ride. I wanted to die seeing their black sparkly butts go up the church walk. Screw glitter and all who use it.", ">\n\nI'm not a huge fan of glitter, but biodegradable glitter does exist and is common. I think non-biodegradable glitter should stop being used though.", ">\n\nIt still gets EVERYWHERE", ">\n\nI don’t like sand", ">\n\nIt's coarse and rough and irritating", ">\n\nNot like here. Here everything is soft, and smooth.", ">\n\nRepeat after me kids:\nGLITTER IS LITTER", ">\n\nG-litter\nGlorious litter \nIt's pretty\nIt's still litter.", ">\n\n\"pretty to look at\" is as good as glitter gets", ">\n\nOf course. No one told you to eat it", ">\n\nA lot of times it contains heavy metals too", ">\n\nNo wonder those bands in the 80s used to use a lot of it", ">\n\nGlitter is the herpes of the rock world.", ">\n\nI think herpes was still the herpes of the rock world back then... poor Pam.", ">\n\nGlitter is not allowed in my house \nI allowed it once and still can find traces of it to this day....", ">\n\nI had a phone case with glitter. The thing busted months ago and I'm STILL finding traces of it", ">\n\nI will assault anyone who thinks it’s funny to give me a glitter bomb as a joke gift", ">\n\nGlitter bombs are only acceptable for cheating exes", ">\n\nAnd porch pirates", ">\n\nI saw a prank video about that on YouTube", ">\n\nYeah Mark Rober did it for 5 years, pretty epic prank", ">\n\nAs someone who just wore an all glitter dress I got for Christmas to an out of state function, I hate glitter. I burned the dress after I got home. Literally everywhere I went I left a trail of glitter and I felt like the biggest asshole on the planet. I went to go potty and the stall looked like someone murdered a glitter pixie. I don't think this is unpopular.", ">\n\nPotty? Grow up", ">\n\n/r/gatekeeping", ">\n\nPerhaps the most banal version of it.", ">\n\n\"Critics who treat 'adult' as a term of approval, instead of as a merely descriptive term, cannot be adult themselves. To be concerned about being grown up, to admire the grown up because it is grown up, to blush at the suspicion of being childish; these things are the marks of childhood and adolescence. And in childhood and adolescence they are, in moderation, healthy symptoms. Young things ought to want to grow. But to carry on into middle life or even into early manhood this concern about being adult is a mark of really arrested development. When I was ten, I read fairy tales in secret and would have been ashamed if I had been found doing so. Now that I am fifty I read them openly. When I became a man I put away childish things, including the fear of childishness and the desire to be very grown up.\" -- C.S. Lewis", ">\n\nAnd that's why I bought bio degradable glitter. I freaking love sparkles but the planet is important. There's also edible glitter that I plan on getting eventually.", ">\n\nIts fun. But you'll definitely spill some and find it everywhere for a few weeks. Not as bad as regular glitter tho. And your poop looks fancy for a day.\nBut: Biodegradable is a lie, usually. It's only biodegradable under VERY specific circumstances that are not met in a landfill or even most bio waste composting plants. Burning it works just fine :D", ">\n\nThis is popular as fuck", ">\n\nThe fact that glitter both exists and is used says otherwise.", ">\n\nI exist and am used, but I'm not popular.", ">\n\nBut are you biodegradable?", ">\n\nEverything except my bones.", ">\n\nGlitter is terrible. Now, sparkly stuff that doesn't bleed onto everything is okay and enjoyable. But glitter that leaks onto everything and never goes away is so bad", ">\n\nIm like a crow.. i need the shiny in my life", ">\n\nSAME", ">\n\nThe largest purchaser of glitter worldwide actively hides the fact that they are the largest purchaser of glitter worldwide", ">\n\nHow are you going to put me out there like that?", ">\n\nSorry De_Nilla the world has to know what you use all of it for", ">\n\nMy 6 year old could not disagree with this comment more strongly.", ">\n\nMy 4 year old too. \nShe dropped a tiny little tub of glitter on the floor (yay Christmas presents!) in the dining room and even after sweeping and hoovering the floor is SPARKLY!", ">\n\nyou could turn on a good old fashioned Kirby, leave it running in one spot for a century, pick it up and it will still sparkle under it", ">\n\nGlitter is a horrific abomination and if any type of plastic should be banned, it should be glitter.", ">\n\nI see your point. But it is oh so wonderful to send an enemy a glitter bomb.", ">\n\nPeople actually have enemies? And fantasize about vengeful antics?\nI really need to get out more", ">\n\nI would say this is the most popular opinion ever posted on this thread. NO ONE is coming out in support of glitter.", ">\n\ni support glitter 😂", ">\n\nDownvote this person into oblivion ☝️", ">\n\nThats a downvote for you! Glitter rules!", ">\n\nI hope you get it stuck in your hard to reach places!", ">\n\nAnd you have a life with no happy sparklies!", ">\n\nNGL, I don't even care about the whole micro plastics thing that much, I just hate the mess it leaves in general, seems the second a kid spills glitter in a house you're going to be finding little specs of glitter all around the place until the end of time. (or the building burns down, whatever is first) Even with effort to clean it up some always manages to remain. \nThink a good way of telling if a house was ever owned by a family with kids is just to have a good look at the gaps between floor boards, skirting and what not, any glitter and you know kids have likely been there.", ">\n\nI'm an artist who works with glitter and resin, and you're all absolutely correct. It's a plague, and I love it. Studio floors are gorgeous, but it gets places I haven't been, ever. It's in my boyfriends welding helmet, and that doesn't come home.", ">\n\nI have 3 daughters and especially when they were younger it seemed like there was glitter everywhere in our house. Well I get a call from my sister who was part angry part couldn't stop laughing. I had given her some leftover infant diapers we had, and she was at the doctors with her recently born son.\nDuring the check up she saw a strange look come over the Docs face, concerned she moved to see what was going on and was horrified to see her sons balls sparkling with glitter.\nGlitter is trash, and gets EVERYWHERE.", ">\n\nWe buy stupid vinyl records that are damage the first time you use them, instead of CDs. CD s are just music delivery system. People buy non stick pans, which are disposable, as opposed to a stainless steel pans which will out last your grandchildren. People buy expensive cell phones that you throw out when the battery is dead. I have five working computers, that they turned off the operating systems. They say people buy fast fashion. Hell, I can't but anything else. I can live with the glitter.", ">\n\nI had my MacBook for 10 years. Still worked perfectly. But I couldn’t update it anymore. Roughly 6 months later, none of the apps I was trying to run would work anymore. So I had to get a new one. I didn’t need a new one. It was annoying. I like my current MacBook but I’m annoyed that I even have to have it.", ">\n\nthis sub needs an update it's littered with popular opinions", ">\n\nThe things people will do for karma.\nAnd people admit knowing the rules and upvoting when they agree", ">\n\nBioglitter ftw", ">\n\nNo glitter, ftmfw", ">\n\nWhy do you hate fun", ">\n\nWhy do you choose to be the way you are?", ">\n\nGlitter is the middle of sequins\nEdit: get rid of both", ">\n\nI love glitter. They shine and shimmer", ">\n\ndid something concerning glitter happen to you recently lol? jusk askin", ">\n\nOP is probably another victim of the glitter boobytrap.", ">\n\ni’m a raver so reading these comments is just painful 😭😭😭😭", ">\n\nBuy the bio/eco-friendly glitter! I use it for music festivals and love it.", ">\n\ngood idea 😊😊😊", ">\n\nWhen I need to use glitter, I'm buying a biodegradable one. Problem solved", ">\n\nI think it's funny that every time I go to a music festival the people who say they love the planet the most are the first to throw glitter and chemical glow sticks like it's going out of style.", ">\n\nI go to music festivals and love face glitter, but I buy the bio/eco glitter that is made from algae. Not trying to be confrontational with you, just don't want you to think that everyone who loves to sparkle hates the environment.", ">\n\nI hate both", ">\n\nThis isn't an unpopular opinion....\nIDK if you've seen Good Mythical Morning, but they had glitter on the show ONCE and then instituted a serious, company-wide policy of banning glitter completely. Link still looks mad whenever the subject of glitter comes up.", ">\n\nPREACH", ">\n\nCheck your mailbox (there is a glitter bomb)", ">\n\nCards that play music are electronic waste", ">\n\nI agree. Easy downvote.", ">", ">\n\nlol is reddit supoosed to be an imageboard now? whats with the image replies", ">", ">\n\nThis is 10/10 not an upopular opinion. It’s is literally the herpes of the arts and crafts world. Nobody wants it, but of COURSE somebody has it, and they usually don’t tell you about it until it’s too late, and once you have it it’s impossible to get rid of.", ">\n\nThat's a great analogy. Even though I love glitter", ">\n\nI teach little children. I absolutely love glitter!", ">\n\nFantastic read for anyone interested. \nWhat Is Glitter? By Caity Weaver for The New York Times", ">\n\nBiodegradable glitter", ">\n\nbiggest sigh known to man", ">\n\nI don’t do much craft, but me and all the other performers I know are using biodegradable glitter products now.", ">\n\nDon’t get me started on edible glitter…", ">\n\nThis girl I'm talking to said \"give me your arm\" I was watching TV so I just obliged, she rubbed my whole arm with a brush that got loads of glitter on my skin. \"Now you sparkle like me\" was all I got when I asked why on earth I would want that.", ">\n\nGlitter is the STI of the arts and crafts world", ">\n\nOn what planet is this unpopular?", ">\n\nMercury, the surface temperature permanently fuses the glitter with everything it touches", ">\n\nI agree, but I use biodegradable glitter. I wish I could ditch it but I’m a rave girl, so that’s simply not an option…😏", ">\n\nSame goes for filling party balloons with helium. Literally taking a finite resource and filling a piece of trash with it.", ">\n\nI hope someone glitterbombs you", ">\n\nI hope someone glitter bombs me.", ">\n\nI like glitter. I'm man enough to say it", ">\n\nIs this Opposite Day in r/unpopularopinion? \nr/unpopularopinion glitter is the best, closely followed by sand." ]

[ "Glitter is the herpes of the crafting world", ">\n\nMy sister used to say this, she actually mailed our aunt a joke card filled with glitter designed to gently explode upon opening. When our aunt called our house, my sister just told her she gave her “glitter herpes” to remember her by. Six years latter, our aunt still finds little shiny specs on her couch and shag carpeting.", ">\n\nI'm so sorry to hear about your sister. I assume your aunt murdered her?", ">\n\nI'm sorry to hear Marcus's auntie still keeps shag carpeting. So much the worse for the glitter too.", ">\n\nYou got that wrong, Marcus's auntie keeps shagging carpets", ">\n\nMunch munch munch", ">\n\nDrove Uber, woman dropped a handful of glitter in the back seats, pissed I wouldn’t make a pit stop I guess. Didn’t notice, quick pick up of two nicely dressed women all in black on the way to a church service for their elderly mom. They noticed after sitting down in it. Still took the ride. I wanted to die seeing their black sparkly butts go up the church walk. Screw glitter and all who use it.", ">\n\nI'm not a huge fan of glitter, but biodegradable glitter does exist and is common. I think non-biodegradable glitter should stop being used though.", ">\n\nIt still gets EVERYWHERE", ">\n\nI don’t like sand", ">\n\nIt's coarse and rough and irritating", ">\n\nNot like here. Here everything is soft, and smooth.", ">\n\nRepeat after me kids:\nGLITTER IS LITTER", ">\n\nG-litter\nGlorious litter \nIt's pretty\nIt's still litter.", ">\n\n\"pretty to look at\" is as good as glitter gets", ">\n\nOf course. No one told you to eat it", ">\n\nA lot of times it contains heavy metals too", ">\n\nNo wonder those bands in the 80s used to use a lot of it", ">\n\nGlitter is the herpes of the rock world.", ">\n\nI think herpes was still the herpes of the rock world back then... poor Pam.", ">\n\nGlitter is not allowed in my house \nI allowed it once and still can find traces of it to this day....", ">\n\nI had a phone case with glitter. The thing busted months ago and I'm STILL finding traces of it", ">\n\nI will assault anyone who thinks it’s funny to give me a glitter bomb as a joke gift", ">\n\nGlitter bombs are only acceptable for cheating exes", ">\n\nAnd porch pirates", ">\n\nI saw a prank video about that on YouTube", ">\n\nYeah Mark Rober did it for 5 years, pretty epic prank", ">\n\nAs someone who just wore an all glitter dress I got for Christmas to an out of state function, I hate glitter. I burned the dress after I got home. Literally everywhere I went I left a trail of glitter and I felt like the biggest asshole on the planet. I went to go potty and the stall looked like someone murdered a glitter pixie. I don't think this is unpopular.", ">\n\nPotty? Grow up", ">\n\n/r/gatekeeping", ">\n\nPerhaps the most banal version of it.", ">\n\n\"Critics who treat 'adult' as a term of approval, instead of as a merely descriptive term, cannot be adult themselves. To be concerned about being grown up, to admire the grown up because it is grown up, to blush at the suspicion of being childish; these things are the marks of childhood and adolescence. And in childhood and adolescence they are, in moderation, healthy symptoms. Young things ought to want to grow. But to carry on into middle life or even into early manhood this concern about being adult is a mark of really arrested development. When I was ten, I read fairy tales in secret and would have been ashamed if I had been found doing so. Now that I am fifty I read them openly. When I became a man I put away childish things, including the fear of childishness and the desire to be very grown up.\" -- C.S. Lewis", ">\n\nAnd that's why I bought bio degradable glitter. I freaking love sparkles but the planet is important. There's also edible glitter that I plan on getting eventually.", ">\n\nIts fun. But you'll definitely spill some and find it everywhere for a few weeks. Not as bad as regular glitter tho. And your poop looks fancy for a day.\nBut: Biodegradable is a lie, usually. It's only biodegradable under VERY specific circumstances that are not met in a landfill or even most bio waste composting plants. Burning it works just fine :D", ">\n\nThis is popular as fuck", ">\n\nThe fact that glitter both exists and is used says otherwise.", ">\n\nI exist and am used, but I'm not popular.", ">\n\nBut are you biodegradable?", ">\n\nEverything except my bones.", ">\n\nGlitter is terrible. Now, sparkly stuff that doesn't bleed onto everything is okay and enjoyable. But glitter that leaks onto everything and never goes away is so bad", ">\n\nIm like a crow.. i need the shiny in my life", ">\n\nSAME", ">\n\nThe largest purchaser of glitter worldwide actively hides the fact that they are the largest purchaser of glitter worldwide", ">\n\nHow are you going to put me out there like that?", ">\n\nSorry De_Nilla the world has to know what you use all of it for", ">\n\nMy 6 year old could not disagree with this comment more strongly.", ">\n\nMy 4 year old too. \nShe dropped a tiny little tub of glitter on the floor (yay Christmas presents!) in the dining room and even after sweeping and hoovering the floor is SPARKLY!", ">\n\nyou could turn on a good old fashioned Kirby, leave it running in one spot for a century, pick it up and it will still sparkle under it", ">\n\nGlitter is a horrific abomination and if any type of plastic should be banned, it should be glitter.", ">\n\nI see your point. But it is oh so wonderful to send an enemy a glitter bomb.", ">\n\nPeople actually have enemies? And fantasize about vengeful antics?\nI really need to get out more", ">\n\nI would say this is the most popular opinion ever posted on this thread. NO ONE is coming out in support of glitter.", ">\n\ni support glitter 😂", ">\n\nDownvote this person into oblivion ☝️", ">\n\nThats a downvote for you! Glitter rules!", ">\n\nI hope you get it stuck in your hard to reach places!", ">\n\nAnd you have a life with no happy sparklies!", ">\n\nNGL, I don't even care about the whole micro plastics thing that much, I just hate the mess it leaves in general, seems the second a kid spills glitter in a house you're going to be finding little specs of glitter all around the place until the end of time. (or the building burns down, whatever is first) Even with effort to clean it up some always manages to remain. \nThink a good way of telling if a house was ever owned by a family with kids is just to have a good look at the gaps between floor boards, skirting and what not, any glitter and you know kids have likely been there.", ">\n\nI'm an artist who works with glitter and resin, and you're all absolutely correct. It's a plague, and I love it. Studio floors are gorgeous, but it gets places I haven't been, ever. It's in my boyfriends welding helmet, and that doesn't come home.", ">\n\nI have 3 daughters and especially when they were younger it seemed like there was glitter everywhere in our house. Well I get a call from my sister who was part angry part couldn't stop laughing. I had given her some leftover infant diapers we had, and she was at the doctors with her recently born son.\nDuring the check up she saw a strange look come over the Docs face, concerned she moved to see what was going on and was horrified to see her sons balls sparkling with glitter.\nGlitter is trash, and gets EVERYWHERE.", ">\n\nWe buy stupid vinyl records that are damage the first time you use them, instead of CDs. CD s are just music delivery system. People buy non stick pans, which are disposable, as opposed to a stainless steel pans which will out last your grandchildren. People buy expensive cell phones that you throw out when the battery is dead. I have five working computers, that they turned off the operating systems. They say people buy fast fashion. Hell, I can't but anything else. I can live with the glitter.", ">\n\nI had my MacBook for 10 years. Still worked perfectly. But I couldn’t update it anymore. Roughly 6 months later, none of the apps I was trying to run would work anymore. So I had to get a new one. I didn’t need a new one. It was annoying. I like my current MacBook but I’m annoyed that I even have to have it.", ">\n\nthis sub needs an update it's littered with popular opinions", ">\n\nThe things people will do for karma.\nAnd people admit knowing the rules and upvoting when they agree", ">\n\nBioglitter ftw", ">\n\nNo glitter, ftmfw", ">\n\nWhy do you hate fun", ">\n\nWhy do you choose to be the way you are?", ">\n\nGlitter is the middle of sequins\nEdit: get rid of both", ">\n\nI love glitter. They shine and shimmer", ">\n\ndid something concerning glitter happen to you recently lol? jusk askin", ">\n\nOP is probably another victim of the glitter boobytrap.", ">\n\ni’m a raver so reading these comments is just painful 😭😭😭😭", ">\n\nBuy the bio/eco-friendly glitter! I use it for music festivals and love it.", ">\n\ngood idea 😊😊😊", ">\n\nWhen I need to use glitter, I'm buying a biodegradable one. Problem solved", ">\n\nI think it's funny that every time I go to a music festival the people who say they love the planet the most are the first to throw glitter and chemical glow sticks like it's going out of style.", ">\n\nI go to music festivals and love face glitter, but I buy the bio/eco glitter that is made from algae. Not trying to be confrontational with you, just don't want you to think that everyone who loves to sparkle hates the environment.", ">\n\nI hate both", ">\n\nThis isn't an unpopular opinion....\nIDK if you've seen Good Mythical Morning, but they had glitter on the show ONCE and then instituted a serious, company-wide policy of banning glitter completely. Link still looks mad whenever the subject of glitter comes up.", ">\n\nPREACH", ">\n\nCheck your mailbox (there is a glitter bomb)", ">\n\nCards that play music are electronic waste", ">\n\nI agree. Easy downvote.", ">", ">\n\nlol is reddit supoosed to be an imageboard now? whats with the image replies", ">", ">\n\nThis is 10/10 not an upopular opinion. It’s is literally the herpes of the arts and crafts world. Nobody wants it, but of COURSE somebody has it, and they usually don’t tell you about it until it’s too late, and once you have it it’s impossible to get rid of.", ">\n\nThat's a great analogy. Even though I love glitter", ">\n\nI teach little children. I absolutely love glitter!", ">\n\nFantastic read for anyone interested. \nWhat Is Glitter? By Caity Weaver for The New York Times", ">\n\nBiodegradable glitter", ">\n\nbiggest sigh known to man", ">\n\nI don’t do much craft, but me and all the other performers I know are using biodegradable glitter products now.", ">\n\nDon’t get me started on edible glitter…", ">\n\nThis girl I'm talking to said \"give me your arm\" I was watching TV so I just obliged, she rubbed my whole arm with a brush that got loads of glitter on my skin. \"Now you sparkle like me\" was all I got when I asked why on earth I would want that.", ">\n\nGlitter is the STI of the arts and crafts world", ">\n\nOn what planet is this unpopular?", ">\n\nMercury, the surface temperature permanently fuses the glitter with everything it touches", ">\n\nI agree, but I use biodegradable glitter. I wish I could ditch it but I’m a rave girl, so that’s simply not an option…😏", ">\n\nSame goes for filling party balloons with helium. Literally taking a finite resource and filling a piece of trash with it.", ">\n\nI hope someone glitterbombs you", ">\n\nI hope someone glitter bombs me.", ">\n\nI like glitter. I'm man enough to say it", ">\n\nIs this Opposite Day in r/unpopularopinion? \nr/unpopularopinion glitter is the best, closely followed by sand.", ">\n\nIt is always opposite day here.\nAny actual unpopular opinions were banned a long time ago, try mentioning weight or race and chances are the mods will automatically ban it." ]

[ "Glitter is the herpes of the crafting world", ">\n\nMy sister used to say this, she actually mailed our aunt a joke card filled with glitter designed to gently explode upon opening. When our aunt called our house, my sister just told her she gave her “glitter herpes” to remember her by. Six years latter, our aunt still finds little shiny specs on her couch and shag carpeting.", ">\n\nI'm so sorry to hear about your sister. I assume your aunt murdered her?", ">\n\nI'm sorry to hear Marcus's auntie still keeps shag carpeting. So much the worse for the glitter too.", ">\n\nYou got that wrong, Marcus's auntie keeps shagging carpets", ">\n\nMunch munch munch", ">\n\nDrove Uber, woman dropped a handful of glitter in the back seats, pissed I wouldn’t make a pit stop I guess. Didn’t notice, quick pick up of two nicely dressed women all in black on the way to a church service for their elderly mom. They noticed after sitting down in it. Still took the ride. I wanted to die seeing their black sparkly butts go up the church walk. Screw glitter and all who use it.", ">\n\nI'm not a huge fan of glitter, but biodegradable glitter does exist and is common. I think non-biodegradable glitter should stop being used though.", ">\n\nIt still gets EVERYWHERE", ">\n\nI don’t like sand", ">\n\nIt's coarse and rough and irritating", ">\n\nNot like here. Here everything is soft, and smooth.", ">\n\nRepeat after me kids:\nGLITTER IS LITTER", ">\n\nG-litter\nGlorious litter \nIt's pretty\nIt's still litter.", ">\n\n\"pretty to look at\" is as good as glitter gets", ">\n\nOf course. No one told you to eat it", ">\n\nA lot of times it contains heavy metals too", ">\n\nNo wonder those bands in the 80s used to use a lot of it", ">\n\nGlitter is the herpes of the rock world.", ">\n\nI think herpes was still the herpes of the rock world back then... poor Pam.", ">\n\nGlitter is not allowed in my house \nI allowed it once and still can find traces of it to this day....", ">\n\nI had a phone case with glitter. The thing busted months ago and I'm STILL finding traces of it", ">\n\nI will assault anyone who thinks it’s funny to give me a glitter bomb as a joke gift", ">\n\nGlitter bombs are only acceptable for cheating exes", ">\n\nAnd porch pirates", ">\n\nI saw a prank video about that on YouTube", ">\n\nYeah Mark Rober did it for 5 years, pretty epic prank", ">\n\nAs someone who just wore an all glitter dress I got for Christmas to an out of state function, I hate glitter. I burned the dress after I got home. Literally everywhere I went I left a trail of glitter and I felt like the biggest asshole on the planet. I went to go potty and the stall looked like someone murdered a glitter pixie. I don't think this is unpopular.", ">\n\nPotty? Grow up", ">\n\n/r/gatekeeping", ">\n\nPerhaps the most banal version of it.", ">\n\n\"Critics who treat 'adult' as a term of approval, instead of as a merely descriptive term, cannot be adult themselves. To be concerned about being grown up, to admire the grown up because it is grown up, to blush at the suspicion of being childish; these things are the marks of childhood and adolescence. And in childhood and adolescence they are, in moderation, healthy symptoms. Young things ought to want to grow. But to carry on into middle life or even into early manhood this concern about being adult is a mark of really arrested development. When I was ten, I read fairy tales in secret and would have been ashamed if I had been found doing so. Now that I am fifty I read them openly. When I became a man I put away childish things, including the fear of childishness and the desire to be very grown up.\" -- C.S. Lewis", ">\n\nAnd that's why I bought bio degradable glitter. I freaking love sparkles but the planet is important. There's also edible glitter that I plan on getting eventually.", ">\n\nIts fun. But you'll definitely spill some and find it everywhere for a few weeks. Not as bad as regular glitter tho. And your poop looks fancy for a day.\nBut: Biodegradable is a lie, usually. It's only biodegradable under VERY specific circumstances that are not met in a landfill or even most bio waste composting plants. Burning it works just fine :D", ">\n\nThis is popular as fuck", ">\n\nThe fact that glitter both exists and is used says otherwise.", ">\n\nI exist and am used, but I'm not popular.", ">\n\nBut are you biodegradable?", ">\n\nEverything except my bones.", ">\n\nGlitter is terrible. Now, sparkly stuff that doesn't bleed onto everything is okay and enjoyable. But glitter that leaks onto everything and never goes away is so bad", ">\n\nIm like a crow.. i need the shiny in my life", ">\n\nSAME", ">\n\nThe largest purchaser of glitter worldwide actively hides the fact that they are the largest purchaser of glitter worldwide", ">\n\nHow are you going to put me out there like that?", ">\n\nSorry De_Nilla the world has to know what you use all of it for", ">\n\nMy 6 year old could not disagree with this comment more strongly.", ">\n\nMy 4 year old too. \nShe dropped a tiny little tub of glitter on the floor (yay Christmas presents!) in the dining room and even after sweeping and hoovering the floor is SPARKLY!", ">\n\nyou could turn on a good old fashioned Kirby, leave it running in one spot for a century, pick it up and it will still sparkle under it", ">\n\nGlitter is a horrific abomination and if any type of plastic should be banned, it should be glitter.", ">\n\nI see your point. But it is oh so wonderful to send an enemy a glitter bomb.", ">\n\nPeople actually have enemies? And fantasize about vengeful antics?\nI really need to get out more", ">\n\nI would say this is the most popular opinion ever posted on this thread. NO ONE is coming out in support of glitter.", ">\n\ni support glitter 😂", ">\n\nDownvote this person into oblivion ☝️", ">\n\nThats a downvote for you! Glitter rules!", ">\n\nI hope you get it stuck in your hard to reach places!", ">\n\nAnd you have a life with no happy sparklies!", ">\n\nNGL, I don't even care about the whole micro plastics thing that much, I just hate the mess it leaves in general, seems the second a kid spills glitter in a house you're going to be finding little specs of glitter all around the place until the end of time. (or the building burns down, whatever is first) Even with effort to clean it up some always manages to remain. \nThink a good way of telling if a house was ever owned by a family with kids is just to have a good look at the gaps between floor boards, skirting and what not, any glitter and you know kids have likely been there.", ">\n\nI'm an artist who works with glitter and resin, and you're all absolutely correct. It's a plague, and I love it. Studio floors are gorgeous, but it gets places I haven't been, ever. It's in my boyfriends welding helmet, and that doesn't come home.", ">\n\nI have 3 daughters and especially when they were younger it seemed like there was glitter everywhere in our house. Well I get a call from my sister who was part angry part couldn't stop laughing. I had given her some leftover infant diapers we had, and she was at the doctors with her recently born son.\nDuring the check up she saw a strange look come over the Docs face, concerned she moved to see what was going on and was horrified to see her sons balls sparkling with glitter.\nGlitter is trash, and gets EVERYWHERE.", ">\n\nWe buy stupid vinyl records that are damage the first time you use them, instead of CDs. CD s are just music delivery system. People buy non stick pans, which are disposable, as opposed to a stainless steel pans which will out last your grandchildren. People buy expensive cell phones that you throw out when the battery is dead. I have five working computers, that they turned off the operating systems. They say people buy fast fashion. Hell, I can't but anything else. I can live with the glitter.", ">\n\nI had my MacBook for 10 years. Still worked perfectly. But I couldn’t update it anymore. Roughly 6 months later, none of the apps I was trying to run would work anymore. So I had to get a new one. I didn’t need a new one. It was annoying. I like my current MacBook but I’m annoyed that I even have to have it.", ">\n\nthis sub needs an update it's littered with popular opinions", ">\n\nThe things people will do for karma.\nAnd people admit knowing the rules and upvoting when they agree", ">\n\nBioglitter ftw", ">\n\nNo glitter, ftmfw", ">\n\nWhy do you hate fun", ">\n\nWhy do you choose to be the way you are?", ">\n\nGlitter is the middle of sequins\nEdit: get rid of both", ">\n\nI love glitter. They shine and shimmer", ">\n\ndid something concerning glitter happen to you recently lol? jusk askin", ">\n\nOP is probably another victim of the glitter boobytrap.", ">\n\ni’m a raver so reading these comments is just painful 😭😭😭😭", ">\n\nBuy the bio/eco-friendly glitter! I use it for music festivals and love it.", ">\n\ngood idea 😊😊😊", ">\n\nWhen I need to use glitter, I'm buying a biodegradable one. Problem solved", ">\n\nI think it's funny that every time I go to a music festival the people who say they love the planet the most are the first to throw glitter and chemical glow sticks like it's going out of style.", ">\n\nI go to music festivals and love face glitter, but I buy the bio/eco glitter that is made from algae. Not trying to be confrontational with you, just don't want you to think that everyone who loves to sparkle hates the environment.", ">\n\nI hate both", ">\n\nThis isn't an unpopular opinion....\nIDK if you've seen Good Mythical Morning, but they had glitter on the show ONCE and then instituted a serious, company-wide policy of banning glitter completely. Link still looks mad whenever the subject of glitter comes up.", ">\n\nPREACH", ">\n\nCheck your mailbox (there is a glitter bomb)", ">\n\nCards that play music are electronic waste", ">\n\nI agree. Easy downvote.", ">", ">\n\nlol is reddit supoosed to be an imageboard now? whats with the image replies", ">", ">\n\nThis is 10/10 not an upopular opinion. It’s is literally the herpes of the arts and crafts world. Nobody wants it, but of COURSE somebody has it, and they usually don’t tell you about it until it’s too late, and once you have it it’s impossible to get rid of.", ">\n\nThat's a great analogy. Even though I love glitter", ">\n\nI teach little children. I absolutely love glitter!", ">\n\nFantastic read for anyone interested. \nWhat Is Glitter? By Caity Weaver for The New York Times", ">\n\nBiodegradable glitter", ">\n\nbiggest sigh known to man", ">\n\nI don’t do much craft, but me and all the other performers I know are using biodegradable glitter products now.", ">\n\nDon’t get me started on edible glitter…", ">\n\nThis girl I'm talking to said \"give me your arm\" I was watching TV so I just obliged, she rubbed my whole arm with a brush that got loads of glitter on my skin. \"Now you sparkle like me\" was all I got when I asked why on earth I would want that.", ">\n\nGlitter is the STI of the arts and crafts world", ">\n\nOn what planet is this unpopular?", ">\n\nMercury, the surface temperature permanently fuses the glitter with everything it touches", ">\n\nI agree, but I use biodegradable glitter. I wish I could ditch it but I’m a rave girl, so that’s simply not an option…😏", ">\n\nSame goes for filling party balloons with helium. Literally taking a finite resource and filling a piece of trash with it.", ">\n\nI hope someone glitterbombs you", ">\n\nI hope someone glitter bombs me.", ">\n\nI like glitter. I'm man enough to say it", ">\n\nIs this Opposite Day in r/unpopularopinion? \nr/unpopularopinion glitter is the best, closely followed by sand.", ">\n\nIt is always opposite day here.\nAny actual unpopular opinions were banned a long time ago, try mentioning weight or race and chances are the mods will automatically ban it.", ">\n\nI despise glitter, it gets EVERYWHERE, and it sticks too. I just do my best to avoid it" ]

[ "Glitter is the herpes of the crafting world", ">\n\nMy sister used to say this, she actually mailed our aunt a joke card filled with glitter designed to gently explode upon opening. When our aunt called our house, my sister just told her she gave her “glitter herpes” to remember her by. Six years latter, our aunt still finds little shiny specs on her couch and shag carpeting.", ">\n\nI'm so sorry to hear about your sister. I assume your aunt murdered her?", ">\n\nI'm sorry to hear Marcus's auntie still keeps shag carpeting. So much the worse for the glitter too.", ">\n\nYou got that wrong, Marcus's auntie keeps shagging carpets", ">\n\nMunch munch munch", ">\n\nDrove Uber, woman dropped a handful of glitter in the back seats, pissed I wouldn’t make a pit stop I guess. Didn’t notice, quick pick up of two nicely dressed women all in black on the way to a church service for their elderly mom. They noticed after sitting down in it. Still took the ride. I wanted to die seeing their black sparkly butts go up the church walk. Screw glitter and all who use it.", ">\n\nI'm not a huge fan of glitter, but biodegradable glitter does exist and is common. I think non-biodegradable glitter should stop being used though.", ">\n\nIt still gets EVERYWHERE", ">\n\nI don’t like sand", ">\n\nIt's coarse and rough and irritating", ">\n\nNot like here. Here everything is soft, and smooth.", ">\n\nRepeat after me kids:\nGLITTER IS LITTER", ">\n\nG-litter\nGlorious litter \nIt's pretty\nIt's still litter.", ">\n\n\"pretty to look at\" is as good as glitter gets", ">\n\nOf course. No one told you to eat it", ">\n\nA lot of times it contains heavy metals too", ">\n\nNo wonder those bands in the 80s used to use a lot of it", ">\n\nGlitter is the herpes of the rock world.", ">\n\nI think herpes was still the herpes of the rock world back then... poor Pam.", ">\n\nGlitter is not allowed in my house \nI allowed it once and still can find traces of it to this day....", ">\n\nI had a phone case with glitter. The thing busted months ago and I'm STILL finding traces of it", ">\n\nI will assault anyone who thinks it’s funny to give me a glitter bomb as a joke gift", ">\n\nGlitter bombs are only acceptable for cheating exes", ">\n\nAnd porch pirates", ">\n\nI saw a prank video about that on YouTube", ">\n\nYeah Mark Rober did it for 5 years, pretty epic prank", ">\n\nAs someone who just wore an all glitter dress I got for Christmas to an out of state function, I hate glitter. I burned the dress after I got home. Literally everywhere I went I left a trail of glitter and I felt like the biggest asshole on the planet. I went to go potty and the stall looked like someone murdered a glitter pixie. I don't think this is unpopular.", ">\n\nPotty? Grow up", ">\n\n/r/gatekeeping", ">\n\nPerhaps the most banal version of it.", ">\n\n\"Critics who treat 'adult' as a term of approval, instead of as a merely descriptive term, cannot be adult themselves. To be concerned about being grown up, to admire the grown up because it is grown up, to blush at the suspicion of being childish; these things are the marks of childhood and adolescence. And in childhood and adolescence they are, in moderation, healthy symptoms. Young things ought to want to grow. But to carry on into middle life or even into early manhood this concern about being adult is a mark of really arrested development. When I was ten, I read fairy tales in secret and would have been ashamed if I had been found doing so. Now that I am fifty I read them openly. When I became a man I put away childish things, including the fear of childishness and the desire to be very grown up.\" -- C.S. Lewis", ">\n\nAnd that's why I bought bio degradable glitter. I freaking love sparkles but the planet is important. There's also edible glitter that I plan on getting eventually.", ">\n\nIts fun. But you'll definitely spill some and find it everywhere for a few weeks. Not as bad as regular glitter tho. And your poop looks fancy for a day.\nBut: Biodegradable is a lie, usually. It's only biodegradable under VERY specific circumstances that are not met in a landfill or even most bio waste composting plants. Burning it works just fine :D", ">\n\nThis is popular as fuck", ">\n\nThe fact that glitter both exists and is used says otherwise.", ">\n\nI exist and am used, but I'm not popular.", ">\n\nBut are you biodegradable?", ">\n\nEverything except my bones.", ">\n\nGlitter is terrible. Now, sparkly stuff that doesn't bleed onto everything is okay and enjoyable. But glitter that leaks onto everything and never goes away is so bad", ">\n\nIm like a crow.. i need the shiny in my life", ">\n\nSAME", ">\n\nThe largest purchaser of glitter worldwide actively hides the fact that they are the largest purchaser of glitter worldwide", ">\n\nHow are you going to put me out there like that?", ">\n\nSorry De_Nilla the world has to know what you use all of it for", ">\n\nMy 6 year old could not disagree with this comment more strongly.", ">\n\nMy 4 year old too. \nShe dropped a tiny little tub of glitter on the floor (yay Christmas presents!) in the dining room and even after sweeping and hoovering the floor is SPARKLY!", ">\n\nyou could turn on a good old fashioned Kirby, leave it running in one spot for a century, pick it up and it will still sparkle under it", ">\n\nGlitter is a horrific abomination and if any type of plastic should be banned, it should be glitter.", ">\n\nI see your point. But it is oh so wonderful to send an enemy a glitter bomb.", ">\n\nPeople actually have enemies? And fantasize about vengeful antics?\nI really need to get out more", ">\n\nI would say this is the most popular opinion ever posted on this thread. NO ONE is coming out in support of glitter.", ">\n\ni support glitter 😂", ">\n\nDownvote this person into oblivion ☝️", ">\n\nThats a downvote for you! Glitter rules!", ">\n\nI hope you get it stuck in your hard to reach places!", ">\n\nAnd you have a life with no happy sparklies!", ">\n\nNGL, I don't even care about the whole micro plastics thing that much, I just hate the mess it leaves in general, seems the second a kid spills glitter in a house you're going to be finding little specs of glitter all around the place until the end of time. (or the building burns down, whatever is first) Even with effort to clean it up some always manages to remain. \nThink a good way of telling if a house was ever owned by a family with kids is just to have a good look at the gaps between floor boards, skirting and what not, any glitter and you know kids have likely been there.", ">\n\nI'm an artist who works with glitter and resin, and you're all absolutely correct. It's a plague, and I love it. Studio floors are gorgeous, but it gets places I haven't been, ever. It's in my boyfriends welding helmet, and that doesn't come home.", ">\n\nI have 3 daughters and especially when they were younger it seemed like there was glitter everywhere in our house. Well I get a call from my sister who was part angry part couldn't stop laughing. I had given her some leftover infant diapers we had, and she was at the doctors with her recently born son.\nDuring the check up she saw a strange look come over the Docs face, concerned she moved to see what was going on and was horrified to see her sons balls sparkling with glitter.\nGlitter is trash, and gets EVERYWHERE.", ">\n\nWe buy stupid vinyl records that are damage the first time you use them, instead of CDs. CD s are just music delivery system. People buy non stick pans, which are disposable, as opposed to a stainless steel pans which will out last your grandchildren. People buy expensive cell phones that you throw out when the battery is dead. I have five working computers, that they turned off the operating systems. They say people buy fast fashion. Hell, I can't but anything else. I can live with the glitter.", ">\n\nI had my MacBook for 10 years. Still worked perfectly. But I couldn’t update it anymore. Roughly 6 months later, none of the apps I was trying to run would work anymore. So I had to get a new one. I didn’t need a new one. It was annoying. I like my current MacBook but I’m annoyed that I even have to have it.", ">\n\nthis sub needs an update it's littered with popular opinions", ">\n\nThe things people will do for karma.\nAnd people admit knowing the rules and upvoting when they agree", ">\n\nBioglitter ftw", ">\n\nNo glitter, ftmfw", ">\n\nWhy do you hate fun", ">\n\nWhy do you choose to be the way you are?", ">\n\nGlitter is the middle of sequins\nEdit: get rid of both", ">\n\nI love glitter. They shine and shimmer", ">\n\ndid something concerning glitter happen to you recently lol? jusk askin", ">\n\nOP is probably another victim of the glitter boobytrap.", ">\n\ni’m a raver so reading these comments is just painful 😭😭😭😭", ">\n\nBuy the bio/eco-friendly glitter! I use it for music festivals and love it.", ">\n\ngood idea 😊😊😊", ">\n\nWhen I need to use glitter, I'm buying a biodegradable one. Problem solved", ">\n\nI think it's funny that every time I go to a music festival the people who say they love the planet the most are the first to throw glitter and chemical glow sticks like it's going out of style.", ">\n\nI go to music festivals and love face glitter, but I buy the bio/eco glitter that is made from algae. Not trying to be confrontational with you, just don't want you to think that everyone who loves to sparkle hates the environment.", ">\n\nI hate both", ">\n\nThis isn't an unpopular opinion....\nIDK if you've seen Good Mythical Morning, but they had glitter on the show ONCE and then instituted a serious, company-wide policy of banning glitter completely. Link still looks mad whenever the subject of glitter comes up.", ">\n\nPREACH", ">\n\nCheck your mailbox (there is a glitter bomb)", ">\n\nCards that play music are electronic waste", ">\n\nI agree. Easy downvote.", ">", ">\n\nlol is reddit supoosed to be an imageboard now? whats with the image replies", ">", ">\n\nThis is 10/10 not an upopular opinion. It’s is literally the herpes of the arts and crafts world. Nobody wants it, but of COURSE somebody has it, and they usually don’t tell you about it until it’s too late, and once you have it it’s impossible to get rid of.", ">\n\nThat's a great analogy. Even though I love glitter", ">\n\nI teach little children. I absolutely love glitter!", ">\n\nFantastic read for anyone interested. \nWhat Is Glitter? By Caity Weaver for The New York Times", ">\n\nBiodegradable glitter", ">\n\nbiggest sigh known to man", ">\n\nI don’t do much craft, but me and all the other performers I know are using biodegradable glitter products now.", ">\n\nDon’t get me started on edible glitter…", ">\n\nThis girl I'm talking to said \"give me your arm\" I was watching TV so I just obliged, she rubbed my whole arm with a brush that got loads of glitter on my skin. \"Now you sparkle like me\" was all I got when I asked why on earth I would want that.", ">\n\nGlitter is the STI of the arts and crafts world", ">\n\nOn what planet is this unpopular?", ">\n\nMercury, the surface temperature permanently fuses the glitter with everything it touches", ">\n\nI agree, but I use biodegradable glitter. I wish I could ditch it but I’m a rave girl, so that’s simply not an option…😏", ">\n\nSame goes for filling party balloons with helium. Literally taking a finite resource and filling a piece of trash with it.", ">\n\nI hope someone glitterbombs you", ">\n\nI hope someone glitter bombs me.", ">\n\nI like glitter. I'm man enough to say it", ">\n\nIs this Opposite Day in r/unpopularopinion? \nr/unpopularopinion glitter is the best, closely followed by sand.", ">\n\nIt is always opposite day here.\nAny actual unpopular opinions were banned a long time ago, try mentioning weight or race and chances are the mods will automatically ban it.", ">\n\nI despise glitter, it gets EVERYWHERE, and it sticks too. I just do my best to avoid it", ">\n\nI love the look of glitter. I love the biodegradable stuff but the price is insane and to buy craft is so cheap and easy. It's disappointing. I have a cup that's covered in glitter the best part is it sealed in and does shed everywhere." ]

[ "Glitter is the herpes of the crafting world", ">\n\nMy sister used to say this, she actually mailed our aunt a joke card filled with glitter designed to gently explode upon opening. When our aunt called our house, my sister just told her she gave her “glitter herpes” to remember her by. Six years latter, our aunt still finds little shiny specs on her couch and shag carpeting.", ">\n\nI'm so sorry to hear about your sister. I assume your aunt murdered her?", ">\n\nI'm sorry to hear Marcus's auntie still keeps shag carpeting. So much the worse for the glitter too.", ">\n\nYou got that wrong, Marcus's auntie keeps shagging carpets", ">\n\nMunch munch munch", ">\n\nDrove Uber, woman dropped a handful of glitter in the back seats, pissed I wouldn’t make a pit stop I guess. Didn’t notice, quick pick up of two nicely dressed women all in black on the way to a church service for their elderly mom. They noticed after sitting down in it. Still took the ride. I wanted to die seeing their black sparkly butts go up the church walk. Screw glitter and all who use it.", ">\n\nI'm not a huge fan of glitter, but biodegradable glitter does exist and is common. I think non-biodegradable glitter should stop being used though.", ">\n\nIt still gets EVERYWHERE", ">\n\nI don’t like sand", ">\n\nIt's coarse and rough and irritating", ">\n\nNot like here. Here everything is soft, and smooth.", ">\n\nRepeat after me kids:\nGLITTER IS LITTER", ">\n\nG-litter\nGlorious litter \nIt's pretty\nIt's still litter.", ">\n\n\"pretty to look at\" is as good as glitter gets", ">\n\nOf course. No one told you to eat it", ">\n\nA lot of times it contains heavy metals too", ">\n\nNo wonder those bands in the 80s used to use a lot of it", ">\n\nGlitter is the herpes of the rock world.", ">\n\nI think herpes was still the herpes of the rock world back then... poor Pam.", ">\n\nGlitter is not allowed in my house \nI allowed it once and still can find traces of it to this day....", ">\n\nI had a phone case with glitter. The thing busted months ago and I'm STILL finding traces of it", ">\n\nI will assault anyone who thinks it’s funny to give me a glitter bomb as a joke gift", ">\n\nGlitter bombs are only acceptable for cheating exes", ">\n\nAnd porch pirates", ">\n\nI saw a prank video about that on YouTube", ">\n\nYeah Mark Rober did it for 5 years, pretty epic prank", ">\n\nAs someone who just wore an all glitter dress I got for Christmas to an out of state function, I hate glitter. I burned the dress after I got home. Literally everywhere I went I left a trail of glitter and I felt like the biggest asshole on the planet. I went to go potty and the stall looked like someone murdered a glitter pixie. I don't think this is unpopular.", ">\n\nPotty? Grow up", ">\n\n/r/gatekeeping", ">\n\nPerhaps the most banal version of it.", ">\n\n\"Critics who treat 'adult' as a term of approval, instead of as a merely descriptive term, cannot be adult themselves. To be concerned about being grown up, to admire the grown up because it is grown up, to blush at the suspicion of being childish; these things are the marks of childhood and adolescence. And in childhood and adolescence they are, in moderation, healthy symptoms. Young things ought to want to grow. But to carry on into middle life or even into early manhood this concern about being adult is a mark of really arrested development. When I was ten, I read fairy tales in secret and would have been ashamed if I had been found doing so. Now that I am fifty I read them openly. When I became a man I put away childish things, including the fear of childishness and the desire to be very grown up.\" -- C.S. Lewis", ">\n\nAnd that's why I bought bio degradable glitter. I freaking love sparkles but the planet is important. There's also edible glitter that I plan on getting eventually.", ">\n\nIts fun. But you'll definitely spill some and find it everywhere for a few weeks. Not as bad as regular glitter tho. And your poop looks fancy for a day.\nBut: Biodegradable is a lie, usually. It's only biodegradable under VERY specific circumstances that are not met in a landfill or even most bio waste composting plants. Burning it works just fine :D", ">\n\nThis is popular as fuck", ">\n\nThe fact that glitter both exists and is used says otherwise.", ">\n\nI exist and am used, but I'm not popular.", ">\n\nBut are you biodegradable?", ">\n\nEverything except my bones.", ">\n\nGlitter is terrible. Now, sparkly stuff that doesn't bleed onto everything is okay and enjoyable. But glitter that leaks onto everything and never goes away is so bad", ">\n\nIm like a crow.. i need the shiny in my life", ">\n\nSAME", ">\n\nThe largest purchaser of glitter worldwide actively hides the fact that they are the largest purchaser of glitter worldwide", ">\n\nHow are you going to put me out there like that?", ">\n\nSorry De_Nilla the world has to know what you use all of it for", ">\n\nMy 6 year old could not disagree with this comment more strongly.", ">\n\nMy 4 year old too. \nShe dropped a tiny little tub of glitter on the floor (yay Christmas presents!) in the dining room and even after sweeping and hoovering the floor is SPARKLY!", ">\n\nyou could turn on a good old fashioned Kirby, leave it running in one spot for a century, pick it up and it will still sparkle under it", ">\n\nGlitter is a horrific abomination and if any type of plastic should be banned, it should be glitter.", ">\n\nI see your point. But it is oh so wonderful to send an enemy a glitter bomb.", ">\n\nPeople actually have enemies? And fantasize about vengeful antics?\nI really need to get out more", ">\n\nI would say this is the most popular opinion ever posted on this thread. NO ONE is coming out in support of glitter.", ">\n\ni support glitter 😂", ">\n\nDownvote this person into oblivion ☝️", ">\n\nThats a downvote for you! Glitter rules!", ">\n\nI hope you get it stuck in your hard to reach places!", ">\n\nAnd you have a life with no happy sparklies!", ">\n\nNGL, I don't even care about the whole micro plastics thing that much, I just hate the mess it leaves in general, seems the second a kid spills glitter in a house you're going to be finding little specs of glitter all around the place until the end of time. (or the building burns down, whatever is first) Even with effort to clean it up some always manages to remain. \nThink a good way of telling if a house was ever owned by a family with kids is just to have a good look at the gaps between floor boards, skirting and what not, any glitter and you know kids have likely been there.", ">\n\nI'm an artist who works with glitter and resin, and you're all absolutely correct. It's a plague, and I love it. Studio floors are gorgeous, but it gets places I haven't been, ever. It's in my boyfriends welding helmet, and that doesn't come home.", ">\n\nI have 3 daughters and especially when they were younger it seemed like there was glitter everywhere in our house. Well I get a call from my sister who was part angry part couldn't stop laughing. I had given her some leftover infant diapers we had, and she was at the doctors with her recently born son.\nDuring the check up she saw a strange look come over the Docs face, concerned she moved to see what was going on and was horrified to see her sons balls sparkling with glitter.\nGlitter is trash, and gets EVERYWHERE.", ">\n\nWe buy stupid vinyl records that are damage the first time you use them, instead of CDs. CD s are just music delivery system. People buy non stick pans, which are disposable, as opposed to a stainless steel pans which will out last your grandchildren. People buy expensive cell phones that you throw out when the battery is dead. I have five working computers, that they turned off the operating systems. They say people buy fast fashion. Hell, I can't but anything else. I can live with the glitter.", ">\n\nI had my MacBook for 10 years. Still worked perfectly. But I couldn’t update it anymore. Roughly 6 months later, none of the apps I was trying to run would work anymore. So I had to get a new one. I didn’t need a new one. It was annoying. I like my current MacBook but I’m annoyed that I even have to have it.", ">\n\nthis sub needs an update it's littered with popular opinions", ">\n\nThe things people will do for karma.\nAnd people admit knowing the rules and upvoting when they agree", ">\n\nBioglitter ftw", ">\n\nNo glitter, ftmfw", ">\n\nWhy do you hate fun", ">\n\nWhy do you choose to be the way you are?", ">\n\nGlitter is the middle of sequins\nEdit: get rid of both", ">\n\nI love glitter. They shine and shimmer", ">\n\ndid something concerning glitter happen to you recently lol? jusk askin", ">\n\nOP is probably another victim of the glitter boobytrap.", ">\n\ni’m a raver so reading these comments is just painful 😭😭😭😭", ">\n\nBuy the bio/eco-friendly glitter! I use it for music festivals and love it.", ">\n\ngood idea 😊😊😊", ">\n\nWhen I need to use glitter, I'm buying a biodegradable one. Problem solved", ">\n\nI think it's funny that every time I go to a music festival the people who say they love the planet the most are the first to throw glitter and chemical glow sticks like it's going out of style.", ">\n\nI go to music festivals and love face glitter, but I buy the bio/eco glitter that is made from algae. Not trying to be confrontational with you, just don't want you to think that everyone who loves to sparkle hates the environment.", ">\n\nI hate both", ">\n\nThis isn't an unpopular opinion....\nIDK if you've seen Good Mythical Morning, but they had glitter on the show ONCE and then instituted a serious, company-wide policy of banning glitter completely. Link still looks mad whenever the subject of glitter comes up.", ">\n\nPREACH", ">\n\nCheck your mailbox (there is a glitter bomb)", ">\n\nCards that play music are electronic waste", ">\n\nI agree. Easy downvote.", ">", ">\n\nlol is reddit supoosed to be an imageboard now? whats with the image replies", ">", ">\n\nThis is 10/10 not an upopular opinion. It’s is literally the herpes of the arts and crafts world. Nobody wants it, but of COURSE somebody has it, and they usually don’t tell you about it until it’s too late, and once you have it it’s impossible to get rid of.", ">\n\nThat's a great analogy. Even though I love glitter", ">\n\nI teach little children. I absolutely love glitter!", ">\n\nFantastic read for anyone interested. \nWhat Is Glitter? By Caity Weaver for The New York Times", ">\n\nBiodegradable glitter", ">\n\nbiggest sigh known to man", ">\n\nI don’t do much craft, but me and all the other performers I know are using biodegradable glitter products now.", ">\n\nDon’t get me started on edible glitter…", ">\n\nThis girl I'm talking to said \"give me your arm\" I was watching TV so I just obliged, she rubbed my whole arm with a brush that got loads of glitter on my skin. \"Now you sparkle like me\" was all I got when I asked why on earth I would want that.", ">\n\nGlitter is the STI of the arts and crafts world", ">\n\nOn what planet is this unpopular?", ">\n\nMercury, the surface temperature permanently fuses the glitter with everything it touches", ">\n\nI agree, but I use biodegradable glitter. I wish I could ditch it but I’m a rave girl, so that’s simply not an option…😏", ">\n\nSame goes for filling party balloons with helium. Literally taking a finite resource and filling a piece of trash with it.", ">\n\nI hope someone glitterbombs you", ">\n\nI hope someone glitter bombs me.", ">\n\nI like glitter. I'm man enough to say it", ">\n\nIs this Opposite Day in r/unpopularopinion? \nr/unpopularopinion glitter is the best, closely followed by sand.", ">\n\nIt is always opposite day here.\nAny actual unpopular opinions were banned a long time ago, try mentioning weight or race and chances are the mods will automatically ban it.", ">\n\nI despise glitter, it gets EVERYWHERE, and it sticks too. I just do my best to avoid it", ">\n\nI love the look of glitter. I love the biodegradable stuff but the price is insane and to buy craft is so cheap and easy. It's disappointing. I have a cup that's covered in glitter the best part is it sealed in and does shed everywhere.", ">\n\nI smell this opinion getting deleted from a mile away" ]

[ "Glitter is the herpes of the crafting world", ">\n\nMy sister used to say this, she actually mailed our aunt a joke card filled with glitter designed to gently explode upon opening. When our aunt called our house, my sister just told her she gave her “glitter herpes” to remember her by. Six years latter, our aunt still finds little shiny specs on her couch and shag carpeting.", ">\n\nI'm so sorry to hear about your sister. I assume your aunt murdered her?", ">\n\nI'm sorry to hear Marcus's auntie still keeps shag carpeting. So much the worse for the glitter too.", ">\n\nYou got that wrong, Marcus's auntie keeps shagging carpets", ">\n\nMunch munch munch", ">\n\nDrove Uber, woman dropped a handful of glitter in the back seats, pissed I wouldn’t make a pit stop I guess. Didn’t notice, quick pick up of two nicely dressed women all in black on the way to a church service for their elderly mom. They noticed after sitting down in it. Still took the ride. I wanted to die seeing their black sparkly butts go up the church walk. Screw glitter and all who use it.", ">\n\nI'm not a huge fan of glitter, but biodegradable glitter does exist and is common. I think non-biodegradable glitter should stop being used though.", ">\n\nIt still gets EVERYWHERE", ">\n\nI don’t like sand", ">\n\nIt's coarse and rough and irritating", ">\n\nNot like here. Here everything is soft, and smooth.", ">\n\nRepeat after me kids:\nGLITTER IS LITTER", ">\n\nG-litter\nGlorious litter \nIt's pretty\nIt's still litter.", ">\n\n\"pretty to look at\" is as good as glitter gets", ">\n\nOf course. No one told you to eat it", ">\n\nA lot of times it contains heavy metals too", ">\n\nNo wonder those bands in the 80s used to use a lot of it", ">\n\nGlitter is the herpes of the rock world.", ">\n\nI think herpes was still the herpes of the rock world back then... poor Pam.", ">\n\nGlitter is not allowed in my house \nI allowed it once and still can find traces of it to this day....", ">\n\nI had a phone case with glitter. The thing busted months ago and I'm STILL finding traces of it", ">\n\nI will assault anyone who thinks it’s funny to give me a glitter bomb as a joke gift", ">\n\nGlitter bombs are only acceptable for cheating exes", ">\n\nAnd porch pirates", ">\n\nI saw a prank video about that on YouTube", ">\n\nYeah Mark Rober did it for 5 years, pretty epic prank", ">\n\nAs someone who just wore an all glitter dress I got for Christmas to an out of state function, I hate glitter. I burned the dress after I got home. Literally everywhere I went I left a trail of glitter and I felt like the biggest asshole on the planet. I went to go potty and the stall looked like someone murdered a glitter pixie. I don't think this is unpopular.", ">\n\nPotty? Grow up", ">\n\n/r/gatekeeping", ">\n\nPerhaps the most banal version of it.", ">\n\n\"Critics who treat 'adult' as a term of approval, instead of as a merely descriptive term, cannot be adult themselves. To be concerned about being grown up, to admire the grown up because it is grown up, to blush at the suspicion of being childish; these things are the marks of childhood and adolescence. And in childhood and adolescence they are, in moderation, healthy symptoms. Young things ought to want to grow. But to carry on into middle life or even into early manhood this concern about being adult is a mark of really arrested development. When I was ten, I read fairy tales in secret and would have been ashamed if I had been found doing so. Now that I am fifty I read them openly. When I became a man I put away childish things, including the fear of childishness and the desire to be very grown up.\" -- C.S. Lewis", ">\n\nAnd that's why I bought bio degradable glitter. I freaking love sparkles but the planet is important. There's also edible glitter that I plan on getting eventually.", ">\n\nIts fun. But you'll definitely spill some and find it everywhere for a few weeks. Not as bad as regular glitter tho. And your poop looks fancy for a day.\nBut: Biodegradable is a lie, usually. It's only biodegradable under VERY specific circumstances that are not met in a landfill or even most bio waste composting plants. Burning it works just fine :D", ">\n\nThis is popular as fuck", ">\n\nThe fact that glitter both exists and is used says otherwise.", ">\n\nI exist and am used, but I'm not popular.", ">\n\nBut are you biodegradable?", ">\n\nEverything except my bones.", ">\n\nGlitter is terrible. Now, sparkly stuff that doesn't bleed onto everything is okay and enjoyable. But glitter that leaks onto everything and never goes away is so bad", ">\n\nIm like a crow.. i need the shiny in my life", ">\n\nSAME", ">\n\nThe largest purchaser of glitter worldwide actively hides the fact that they are the largest purchaser of glitter worldwide", ">\n\nHow are you going to put me out there like that?", ">\n\nSorry De_Nilla the world has to know what you use all of it for", ">\n\nMy 6 year old could not disagree with this comment more strongly.", ">\n\nMy 4 year old too. \nShe dropped a tiny little tub of glitter on the floor (yay Christmas presents!) in the dining room and even after sweeping and hoovering the floor is SPARKLY!", ">\n\nyou could turn on a good old fashioned Kirby, leave it running in one spot for a century, pick it up and it will still sparkle under it", ">\n\nGlitter is a horrific abomination and if any type of plastic should be banned, it should be glitter.", ">\n\nI see your point. But it is oh so wonderful to send an enemy a glitter bomb.", ">\n\nPeople actually have enemies? And fantasize about vengeful antics?\nI really need to get out more", ">\n\nI would say this is the most popular opinion ever posted on this thread. NO ONE is coming out in support of glitter.", ">\n\ni support glitter 😂", ">\n\nDownvote this person into oblivion ☝️", ">\n\nThats a downvote for you! Glitter rules!", ">\n\nI hope you get it stuck in your hard to reach places!", ">\n\nAnd you have a life with no happy sparklies!", ">\n\nNGL, I don't even care about the whole micro plastics thing that much, I just hate the mess it leaves in general, seems the second a kid spills glitter in a house you're going to be finding little specs of glitter all around the place until the end of time. (or the building burns down, whatever is first) Even with effort to clean it up some always manages to remain. \nThink a good way of telling if a house was ever owned by a family with kids is just to have a good look at the gaps between floor boards, skirting and what not, any glitter and you know kids have likely been there.", ">\n\nI'm an artist who works with glitter and resin, and you're all absolutely correct. It's a plague, and I love it. Studio floors are gorgeous, but it gets places I haven't been, ever. It's in my boyfriends welding helmet, and that doesn't come home.", ">\n\nI have 3 daughters and especially when they were younger it seemed like there was glitter everywhere in our house. Well I get a call from my sister who was part angry part couldn't stop laughing. I had given her some leftover infant diapers we had, and she was at the doctors with her recently born son.\nDuring the check up she saw a strange look come over the Docs face, concerned she moved to see what was going on and was horrified to see her sons balls sparkling with glitter.\nGlitter is trash, and gets EVERYWHERE.", ">\n\nWe buy stupid vinyl records that are damage the first time you use them, instead of CDs. CD s are just music delivery system. People buy non stick pans, which are disposable, as opposed to a stainless steel pans which will out last your grandchildren. People buy expensive cell phones that you throw out when the battery is dead. I have five working computers, that they turned off the operating systems. They say people buy fast fashion. Hell, I can't but anything else. I can live with the glitter.", ">\n\nI had my MacBook for 10 years. Still worked perfectly. But I couldn’t update it anymore. Roughly 6 months later, none of the apps I was trying to run would work anymore. So I had to get a new one. I didn’t need a new one. It was annoying. I like my current MacBook but I’m annoyed that I even have to have it.", ">\n\nthis sub needs an update it's littered with popular opinions", ">\n\nThe things people will do for karma.\nAnd people admit knowing the rules and upvoting when they agree", ">\n\nBioglitter ftw", ">\n\nNo glitter, ftmfw", ">\n\nWhy do you hate fun", ">\n\nWhy do you choose to be the way you are?", ">\n\nGlitter is the middle of sequins\nEdit: get rid of both", ">\n\nI love glitter. They shine and shimmer", ">\n\ndid something concerning glitter happen to you recently lol? jusk askin", ">\n\nOP is probably another victim of the glitter boobytrap.", ">\n\ni’m a raver so reading these comments is just painful 😭😭😭😭", ">\n\nBuy the bio/eco-friendly glitter! I use it for music festivals and love it.", ">\n\ngood idea 😊😊😊", ">\n\nWhen I need to use glitter, I'm buying a biodegradable one. Problem solved", ">\n\nI think it's funny that every time I go to a music festival the people who say they love the planet the most are the first to throw glitter and chemical glow sticks like it's going out of style.", ">\n\nI go to music festivals and love face glitter, but I buy the bio/eco glitter that is made from algae. Not trying to be confrontational with you, just don't want you to think that everyone who loves to sparkle hates the environment.", ">\n\nI hate both", ">\n\nThis isn't an unpopular opinion....\nIDK if you've seen Good Mythical Morning, but they had glitter on the show ONCE and then instituted a serious, company-wide policy of banning glitter completely. Link still looks mad whenever the subject of glitter comes up.", ">\n\nPREACH", ">\n\nCheck your mailbox (there is a glitter bomb)", ">\n\nCards that play music are electronic waste", ">\n\nI agree. Easy downvote.", ">", ">\n\nlol is reddit supoosed to be an imageboard now? whats with the image replies", ">", ">\n\nThis is 10/10 not an upopular opinion. It’s is literally the herpes of the arts and crafts world. Nobody wants it, but of COURSE somebody has it, and they usually don’t tell you about it until it’s too late, and once you have it it’s impossible to get rid of.", ">\n\nThat's a great analogy. Even though I love glitter", ">\n\nI teach little children. I absolutely love glitter!", ">\n\nFantastic read for anyone interested. \nWhat Is Glitter? By Caity Weaver for The New York Times", ">\n\nBiodegradable glitter", ">\n\nbiggest sigh known to man", ">\n\nI don’t do much craft, but me and all the other performers I know are using biodegradable glitter products now.", ">\n\nDon’t get me started on edible glitter…", ">\n\nThis girl I'm talking to said \"give me your arm\" I was watching TV so I just obliged, she rubbed my whole arm with a brush that got loads of glitter on my skin. \"Now you sparkle like me\" was all I got when I asked why on earth I would want that.", ">\n\nGlitter is the STI of the arts and crafts world", ">\n\nOn what planet is this unpopular?", ">\n\nMercury, the surface temperature permanently fuses the glitter with everything it touches", ">\n\nI agree, but I use biodegradable glitter. I wish I could ditch it but I’m a rave girl, so that’s simply not an option…😏", ">\n\nSame goes for filling party balloons with helium. Literally taking a finite resource and filling a piece of trash with it.", ">\n\nI hope someone glitterbombs you", ">\n\nI hope someone glitter bombs me.", ">\n\nI like glitter. I'm man enough to say it", ">\n\nIs this Opposite Day in r/unpopularopinion? \nr/unpopularopinion glitter is the best, closely followed by sand.", ">\n\nIt is always opposite day here.\nAny actual unpopular opinions were banned a long time ago, try mentioning weight or race and chances are the mods will automatically ban it.", ">\n\nI despise glitter, it gets EVERYWHERE, and it sticks too. I just do my best to avoid it", ">\n\nI love the look of glitter. I love the biodegradable stuff but the price is insane and to buy craft is so cheap and easy. It's disappointing. I have a cup that's covered in glitter the best part is it sealed in and does shed everywhere.", ">\n\nI smell this opinion getting deleted from a mile away", ">\n\nCan we use glitter for scammers and people who steal packages?" ]

[ "Glitter is the herpes of the crafting world", ">\n\nMy sister used to say this, she actually mailed our aunt a joke card filled with glitter designed to gently explode upon opening. When our aunt called our house, my sister just told her she gave her “glitter herpes” to remember her by. Six years latter, our aunt still finds little shiny specs on her couch and shag carpeting.", ">\n\nI'm so sorry to hear about your sister. I assume your aunt murdered her?", ">\n\nI'm sorry to hear Marcus's auntie still keeps shag carpeting. So much the worse for the glitter too.", ">\n\nYou got that wrong, Marcus's auntie keeps shagging carpets", ">\n\nMunch munch munch", ">\n\nDrove Uber, woman dropped a handful of glitter in the back seats, pissed I wouldn’t make a pit stop I guess. Didn’t notice, quick pick up of two nicely dressed women all in black on the way to a church service for their elderly mom. They noticed after sitting down in it. Still took the ride. I wanted to die seeing their black sparkly butts go up the church walk. Screw glitter and all who use it.", ">\n\nI'm not a huge fan of glitter, but biodegradable glitter does exist and is common. I think non-biodegradable glitter should stop being used though.", ">\n\nIt still gets EVERYWHERE", ">\n\nI don’t like sand", ">\n\nIt's coarse and rough and irritating", ">\n\nNot like here. Here everything is soft, and smooth.", ">\n\nRepeat after me kids:\nGLITTER IS LITTER", ">\n\nG-litter\nGlorious litter \nIt's pretty\nIt's still litter.", ">\n\n\"pretty to look at\" is as good as glitter gets", ">\n\nOf course. No one told you to eat it", ">\n\nA lot of times it contains heavy metals too", ">\n\nNo wonder those bands in the 80s used to use a lot of it", ">\n\nGlitter is the herpes of the rock world.", ">\n\nI think herpes was still the herpes of the rock world back then... poor Pam.", ">\n\nGlitter is not allowed in my house \nI allowed it once and still can find traces of it to this day....", ">\n\nI had a phone case with glitter. The thing busted months ago and I'm STILL finding traces of it", ">\n\nI will assault anyone who thinks it’s funny to give me a glitter bomb as a joke gift", ">\n\nGlitter bombs are only acceptable for cheating exes", ">\n\nAnd porch pirates", ">\n\nI saw a prank video about that on YouTube", ">\n\nYeah Mark Rober did it for 5 years, pretty epic prank", ">\n\nAs someone who just wore an all glitter dress I got for Christmas to an out of state function, I hate glitter. I burned the dress after I got home. Literally everywhere I went I left a trail of glitter and I felt like the biggest asshole on the planet. I went to go potty and the stall looked like someone murdered a glitter pixie. I don't think this is unpopular.", ">\n\nPotty? Grow up", ">\n\n/r/gatekeeping", ">\n\nPerhaps the most banal version of it.", ">\n\n\"Critics who treat 'adult' as a term of approval, instead of as a merely descriptive term, cannot be adult themselves. To be concerned about being grown up, to admire the grown up because it is grown up, to blush at the suspicion of being childish; these things are the marks of childhood and adolescence. And in childhood and adolescence they are, in moderation, healthy symptoms. Young things ought to want to grow. But to carry on into middle life or even into early manhood this concern about being adult is a mark of really arrested development. When I was ten, I read fairy tales in secret and would have been ashamed if I had been found doing so. Now that I am fifty I read them openly. When I became a man I put away childish things, including the fear of childishness and the desire to be very grown up.\" -- C.S. Lewis", ">\n\nAnd that's why I bought bio degradable glitter. I freaking love sparkles but the planet is important. There's also edible glitter that I plan on getting eventually.", ">\n\nIts fun. But you'll definitely spill some and find it everywhere for a few weeks. Not as bad as regular glitter tho. And your poop looks fancy for a day.\nBut: Biodegradable is a lie, usually. It's only biodegradable under VERY specific circumstances that are not met in a landfill or even most bio waste composting plants. Burning it works just fine :D", ">\n\nThis is popular as fuck", ">\n\nThe fact that glitter both exists and is used says otherwise.", ">\n\nI exist and am used, but I'm not popular.", ">\n\nBut are you biodegradable?", ">\n\nEverything except my bones.", ">\n\nGlitter is terrible. Now, sparkly stuff that doesn't bleed onto everything is okay and enjoyable. But glitter that leaks onto everything and never goes away is so bad", ">\n\nIm like a crow.. i need the shiny in my life", ">\n\nSAME", ">\n\nThe largest purchaser of glitter worldwide actively hides the fact that they are the largest purchaser of glitter worldwide", ">\n\nHow are you going to put me out there like that?", ">\n\nSorry De_Nilla the world has to know what you use all of it for", ">\n\nMy 6 year old could not disagree with this comment more strongly.", ">\n\nMy 4 year old too. \nShe dropped a tiny little tub of glitter on the floor (yay Christmas presents!) in the dining room and even after sweeping and hoovering the floor is SPARKLY!", ">\n\nyou could turn on a good old fashioned Kirby, leave it running in one spot for a century, pick it up and it will still sparkle under it", ">\n\nGlitter is a horrific abomination and if any type of plastic should be banned, it should be glitter.", ">\n\nI see your point. But it is oh so wonderful to send an enemy a glitter bomb.", ">\n\nPeople actually have enemies? And fantasize about vengeful antics?\nI really need to get out more", ">\n\nI would say this is the most popular opinion ever posted on this thread. NO ONE is coming out in support of glitter.", ">\n\ni support glitter 😂", ">\n\nDownvote this person into oblivion ☝️", ">\n\nThats a downvote for you! Glitter rules!", ">\n\nI hope you get it stuck in your hard to reach places!", ">\n\nAnd you have a life with no happy sparklies!", ">\n\nNGL, I don't even care about the whole micro plastics thing that much, I just hate the mess it leaves in general, seems the second a kid spills glitter in a house you're going to be finding little specs of glitter all around the place until the end of time. (or the building burns down, whatever is first) Even with effort to clean it up some always manages to remain. \nThink a good way of telling if a house was ever owned by a family with kids is just to have a good look at the gaps between floor boards, skirting and what not, any glitter and you know kids have likely been there.", ">\n\nI'm an artist who works with glitter and resin, and you're all absolutely correct. It's a plague, and I love it. Studio floors are gorgeous, but it gets places I haven't been, ever. It's in my boyfriends welding helmet, and that doesn't come home.", ">\n\nI have 3 daughters and especially when they were younger it seemed like there was glitter everywhere in our house. Well I get a call from my sister who was part angry part couldn't stop laughing. I had given her some leftover infant diapers we had, and she was at the doctors with her recently born son.\nDuring the check up she saw a strange look come over the Docs face, concerned she moved to see what was going on and was horrified to see her sons balls sparkling with glitter.\nGlitter is trash, and gets EVERYWHERE.", ">\n\nWe buy stupid vinyl records that are damage the first time you use them, instead of CDs. CD s are just music delivery system. People buy non stick pans, which are disposable, as opposed to a stainless steel pans which will out last your grandchildren. People buy expensive cell phones that you throw out when the battery is dead. I have five working computers, that they turned off the operating systems. They say people buy fast fashion. Hell, I can't but anything else. I can live with the glitter.", ">\n\nI had my MacBook for 10 years. Still worked perfectly. But I couldn’t update it anymore. Roughly 6 months later, none of the apps I was trying to run would work anymore. So I had to get a new one. I didn’t need a new one. It was annoying. I like my current MacBook but I’m annoyed that I even have to have it.", ">\n\nthis sub needs an update it's littered with popular opinions", ">\n\nThe things people will do for karma.\nAnd people admit knowing the rules and upvoting when they agree", ">\n\nBioglitter ftw", ">\n\nNo glitter, ftmfw", ">\n\nWhy do you hate fun", ">\n\nWhy do you choose to be the way you are?", ">\n\nGlitter is the middle of sequins\nEdit: get rid of both", ">\n\nI love glitter. They shine and shimmer", ">\n\ndid something concerning glitter happen to you recently lol? jusk askin", ">\n\nOP is probably another victim of the glitter boobytrap.", ">\n\ni’m a raver so reading these comments is just painful 😭😭😭😭", ">\n\nBuy the bio/eco-friendly glitter! I use it for music festivals and love it.", ">\n\ngood idea 😊😊😊", ">\n\nWhen I need to use glitter, I'm buying a biodegradable one. Problem solved", ">\n\nI think it's funny that every time I go to a music festival the people who say they love the planet the most are the first to throw glitter and chemical glow sticks like it's going out of style.", ">\n\nI go to music festivals and love face glitter, but I buy the bio/eco glitter that is made from algae. Not trying to be confrontational with you, just don't want you to think that everyone who loves to sparkle hates the environment.", ">\n\nI hate both", ">\n\nThis isn't an unpopular opinion....\nIDK if you've seen Good Mythical Morning, but they had glitter on the show ONCE and then instituted a serious, company-wide policy of banning glitter completely. Link still looks mad whenever the subject of glitter comes up.", ">\n\nPREACH", ">\n\nCheck your mailbox (there is a glitter bomb)", ">\n\nCards that play music are electronic waste", ">\n\nI agree. Easy downvote.", ">", ">\n\nlol is reddit supoosed to be an imageboard now? whats with the image replies", ">", ">\n\nThis is 10/10 not an upopular opinion. It’s is literally the herpes of the arts and crafts world. Nobody wants it, but of COURSE somebody has it, and they usually don’t tell you about it until it’s too late, and once you have it it’s impossible to get rid of.", ">\n\nThat's a great analogy. Even though I love glitter", ">\n\nI teach little children. I absolutely love glitter!", ">\n\nFantastic read for anyone interested. \nWhat Is Glitter? By Caity Weaver for The New York Times", ">\n\nBiodegradable glitter", ">\n\nbiggest sigh known to man", ">\n\nI don’t do much craft, but me and all the other performers I know are using biodegradable glitter products now.", ">\n\nDon’t get me started on edible glitter…", ">\n\nThis girl I'm talking to said \"give me your arm\" I was watching TV so I just obliged, she rubbed my whole arm with a brush that got loads of glitter on my skin. \"Now you sparkle like me\" was all I got when I asked why on earth I would want that.", ">\n\nGlitter is the STI of the arts and crafts world", ">\n\nOn what planet is this unpopular?", ">\n\nMercury, the surface temperature permanently fuses the glitter with everything it touches", ">\n\nI agree, but I use biodegradable glitter. I wish I could ditch it but I’m a rave girl, so that’s simply not an option…😏", ">\n\nSame goes for filling party balloons with helium. Literally taking a finite resource and filling a piece of trash with it.", ">\n\nI hope someone glitterbombs you", ">\n\nI hope someone glitter bombs me.", ">\n\nI like glitter. I'm man enough to say it", ">\n\nIs this Opposite Day in r/unpopularopinion? \nr/unpopularopinion glitter is the best, closely followed by sand.", ">\n\nIt is always opposite day here.\nAny actual unpopular opinions were banned a long time ago, try mentioning weight or race and chances are the mods will automatically ban it.", ">\n\nI despise glitter, it gets EVERYWHERE, and it sticks too. I just do my best to avoid it", ">\n\nI love the look of glitter. I love the biodegradable stuff but the price is insane and to buy craft is so cheap and easy. It's disappointing. I have a cup that's covered in glitter the best part is it sealed in and does shed everywhere.", ">\n\nI smell this opinion getting deleted from a mile away", ">\n\nCan we use glitter for scammers and people who steal packages?", ">\n\nI remember seeing videos of this man who made this box which used GPS and hidden cameras on all sides to catch porch pirates. When the person took the packaging off the box, an alarm sounded and it would throw up massive clouds of glitter." ]

[ "Glitter is the herpes of the crafting world", ">\n\nMy sister used to say this, she actually mailed our aunt a joke card filled with glitter designed to gently explode upon opening. When our aunt called our house, my sister just told her she gave her “glitter herpes” to remember her by. Six years latter, our aunt still finds little shiny specs on her couch and shag carpeting.", ">\n\nI'm so sorry to hear about your sister. I assume your aunt murdered her?", ">\n\nI'm sorry to hear Marcus's auntie still keeps shag carpeting. So much the worse for the glitter too.", ">\n\nYou got that wrong, Marcus's auntie keeps shagging carpets", ">\n\nMunch munch munch", ">\n\nDrove Uber, woman dropped a handful of glitter in the back seats, pissed I wouldn’t make a pit stop I guess. Didn’t notice, quick pick up of two nicely dressed women all in black on the way to a church service for their elderly mom. They noticed after sitting down in it. Still took the ride. I wanted to die seeing their black sparkly butts go up the church walk. Screw glitter and all who use it.", ">\n\nI'm not a huge fan of glitter, but biodegradable glitter does exist and is common. I think non-biodegradable glitter should stop being used though.", ">\n\nIt still gets EVERYWHERE", ">\n\nI don’t like sand", ">\n\nIt's coarse and rough and irritating", ">\n\nNot like here. Here everything is soft, and smooth.", ">\n\nRepeat after me kids:\nGLITTER IS LITTER", ">\n\nG-litter\nGlorious litter \nIt's pretty\nIt's still litter.", ">\n\n\"pretty to look at\" is as good as glitter gets", ">\n\nOf course. No one told you to eat it", ">\n\nA lot of times it contains heavy metals too", ">\n\nNo wonder those bands in the 80s used to use a lot of it", ">\n\nGlitter is the herpes of the rock world.", ">\n\nI think herpes was still the herpes of the rock world back then... poor Pam.", ">\n\nGlitter is not allowed in my house \nI allowed it once and still can find traces of it to this day....", ">\n\nI had a phone case with glitter. The thing busted months ago and I'm STILL finding traces of it", ">\n\nI will assault anyone who thinks it’s funny to give me a glitter bomb as a joke gift", ">\n\nGlitter bombs are only acceptable for cheating exes", ">\n\nAnd porch pirates", ">\n\nI saw a prank video about that on YouTube", ">\n\nYeah Mark Rober did it for 5 years, pretty epic prank", ">\n\nAs someone who just wore an all glitter dress I got for Christmas to an out of state function, I hate glitter. I burned the dress after I got home. Literally everywhere I went I left a trail of glitter and I felt like the biggest asshole on the planet. I went to go potty and the stall looked like someone murdered a glitter pixie. I don't think this is unpopular.", ">\n\nPotty? Grow up", ">\n\n/r/gatekeeping", ">\n\nPerhaps the most banal version of it.", ">\n\n\"Critics who treat 'adult' as a term of approval, instead of as a merely descriptive term, cannot be adult themselves. To be concerned about being grown up, to admire the grown up because it is grown up, to blush at the suspicion of being childish; these things are the marks of childhood and adolescence. And in childhood and adolescence they are, in moderation, healthy symptoms. Young things ought to want to grow. But to carry on into middle life or even into early manhood this concern about being adult is a mark of really arrested development. When I was ten, I read fairy tales in secret and would have been ashamed if I had been found doing so. Now that I am fifty I read them openly. When I became a man I put away childish things, including the fear of childishness and the desire to be very grown up.\" -- C.S. Lewis", ">\n\nAnd that's why I bought bio degradable glitter. I freaking love sparkles but the planet is important. There's also edible glitter that I plan on getting eventually.", ">\n\nIts fun. But you'll definitely spill some and find it everywhere for a few weeks. Not as bad as regular glitter tho. And your poop looks fancy for a day.\nBut: Biodegradable is a lie, usually. It's only biodegradable under VERY specific circumstances that are not met in a landfill or even most bio waste composting plants. Burning it works just fine :D", ">\n\nThis is popular as fuck", ">\n\nThe fact that glitter both exists and is used says otherwise.", ">\n\nI exist and am used, but I'm not popular.", ">\n\nBut are you biodegradable?", ">\n\nEverything except my bones.", ">\n\nGlitter is terrible. Now, sparkly stuff that doesn't bleed onto everything is okay and enjoyable. But glitter that leaks onto everything and never goes away is so bad", ">\n\nIm like a crow.. i need the shiny in my life", ">\n\nSAME", ">\n\nThe largest purchaser of glitter worldwide actively hides the fact that they are the largest purchaser of glitter worldwide", ">\n\nHow are you going to put me out there like that?", ">\n\nSorry De_Nilla the world has to know what you use all of it for", ">\n\nMy 6 year old could not disagree with this comment more strongly.", ">\n\nMy 4 year old too. \nShe dropped a tiny little tub of glitter on the floor (yay Christmas presents!) in the dining room and even after sweeping and hoovering the floor is SPARKLY!", ">\n\nyou could turn on a good old fashioned Kirby, leave it running in one spot for a century, pick it up and it will still sparkle under it", ">\n\nGlitter is a horrific abomination and if any type of plastic should be banned, it should be glitter.", ">\n\nI see your point. But it is oh so wonderful to send an enemy a glitter bomb.", ">\n\nPeople actually have enemies? And fantasize about vengeful antics?\nI really need to get out more", ">\n\nI would say this is the most popular opinion ever posted on this thread. NO ONE is coming out in support of glitter.", ">\n\ni support glitter 😂", ">\n\nDownvote this person into oblivion ☝️", ">\n\nThats a downvote for you! Glitter rules!", ">\n\nI hope you get it stuck in your hard to reach places!", ">\n\nAnd you have a life with no happy sparklies!", ">\n\nNGL, I don't even care about the whole micro plastics thing that much, I just hate the mess it leaves in general, seems the second a kid spills glitter in a house you're going to be finding little specs of glitter all around the place until the end of time. (or the building burns down, whatever is first) Even with effort to clean it up some always manages to remain. \nThink a good way of telling if a house was ever owned by a family with kids is just to have a good look at the gaps between floor boards, skirting and what not, any glitter and you know kids have likely been there.", ">\n\nI'm an artist who works with glitter and resin, and you're all absolutely correct. It's a plague, and I love it. Studio floors are gorgeous, but it gets places I haven't been, ever. It's in my boyfriends welding helmet, and that doesn't come home.", ">\n\nI have 3 daughters and especially when they were younger it seemed like there was glitter everywhere in our house. Well I get a call from my sister who was part angry part couldn't stop laughing. I had given her some leftover infant diapers we had, and she was at the doctors with her recently born son.\nDuring the check up she saw a strange look come over the Docs face, concerned she moved to see what was going on and was horrified to see her sons balls sparkling with glitter.\nGlitter is trash, and gets EVERYWHERE.", ">\n\nWe buy stupid vinyl records that are damage the first time you use them, instead of CDs. CD s are just music delivery system. People buy non stick pans, which are disposable, as opposed to a stainless steel pans which will out last your grandchildren. People buy expensive cell phones that you throw out when the battery is dead. I have five working computers, that they turned off the operating systems. They say people buy fast fashion. Hell, I can't but anything else. I can live with the glitter.", ">\n\nI had my MacBook for 10 years. Still worked perfectly. But I couldn’t update it anymore. Roughly 6 months later, none of the apps I was trying to run would work anymore. So I had to get a new one. I didn’t need a new one. It was annoying. I like my current MacBook but I’m annoyed that I even have to have it.", ">\n\nthis sub needs an update it's littered with popular opinions", ">\n\nThe things people will do for karma.\nAnd people admit knowing the rules and upvoting when they agree", ">\n\nBioglitter ftw", ">\n\nNo glitter, ftmfw", ">\n\nWhy do you hate fun", ">\n\nWhy do you choose to be the way you are?", ">\n\nGlitter is the middle of sequins\nEdit: get rid of both", ">\n\nI love glitter. They shine and shimmer", ">\n\ndid something concerning glitter happen to you recently lol? jusk askin", ">\n\nOP is probably another victim of the glitter boobytrap.", ">\n\ni’m a raver so reading these comments is just painful 😭😭😭😭", ">\n\nBuy the bio/eco-friendly glitter! I use it for music festivals and love it.", ">\n\ngood idea 😊😊😊", ">\n\nWhen I need to use glitter, I'm buying a biodegradable one. Problem solved", ">\n\nI think it's funny that every time I go to a music festival the people who say they love the planet the most are the first to throw glitter and chemical glow sticks like it's going out of style.", ">\n\nI go to music festivals and love face glitter, but I buy the bio/eco glitter that is made from algae. Not trying to be confrontational with you, just don't want you to think that everyone who loves to sparkle hates the environment.", ">\n\nI hate both", ">\n\nThis isn't an unpopular opinion....\nIDK if you've seen Good Mythical Morning, but they had glitter on the show ONCE and then instituted a serious, company-wide policy of banning glitter completely. Link still looks mad whenever the subject of glitter comes up.", ">\n\nPREACH", ">\n\nCheck your mailbox (there is a glitter bomb)", ">\n\nCards that play music are electronic waste", ">\n\nI agree. Easy downvote.", ">", ">\n\nlol is reddit supoosed to be an imageboard now? whats with the image replies", ">", ">\n\nThis is 10/10 not an upopular opinion. It’s is literally the herpes of the arts and crafts world. Nobody wants it, but of COURSE somebody has it, and they usually don’t tell you about it until it’s too late, and once you have it it’s impossible to get rid of.", ">\n\nThat's a great analogy. Even though I love glitter", ">\n\nI teach little children. I absolutely love glitter!", ">\n\nFantastic read for anyone interested. \nWhat Is Glitter? By Caity Weaver for The New York Times", ">\n\nBiodegradable glitter", ">\n\nbiggest sigh known to man", ">\n\nI don’t do much craft, but me and all the other performers I know are using biodegradable glitter products now.", ">\n\nDon’t get me started on edible glitter…", ">\n\nThis girl I'm talking to said \"give me your arm\" I was watching TV so I just obliged, she rubbed my whole arm with a brush that got loads of glitter on my skin. \"Now you sparkle like me\" was all I got when I asked why on earth I would want that.", ">\n\nGlitter is the STI of the arts and crafts world", ">\n\nOn what planet is this unpopular?", ">\n\nMercury, the surface temperature permanently fuses the glitter with everything it touches", ">\n\nI agree, but I use biodegradable glitter. I wish I could ditch it but I’m a rave girl, so that’s simply not an option…😏", ">\n\nSame goes for filling party balloons with helium. Literally taking a finite resource and filling a piece of trash with it.", ">\n\nI hope someone glitterbombs you", ">\n\nI hope someone glitter bombs me.", ">\n\nI like glitter. I'm man enough to say it", ">\n\nIs this Opposite Day in r/unpopularopinion? \nr/unpopularopinion glitter is the best, closely followed by sand.", ">\n\nIt is always opposite day here.\nAny actual unpopular opinions were banned a long time ago, try mentioning weight or race and chances are the mods will automatically ban it.", ">\n\nI despise glitter, it gets EVERYWHERE, and it sticks too. I just do my best to avoid it", ">\n\nI love the look of glitter. I love the biodegradable stuff but the price is insane and to buy craft is so cheap and easy. It's disappointing. I have a cup that's covered in glitter the best part is it sealed in and does shed everywhere.", ">\n\nI smell this opinion getting deleted from a mile away", ">\n\nCan we use glitter for scammers and people who steal packages?", ">\n\nI remember seeing videos of this man who made this box which used GPS and hidden cameras on all sides to catch porch pirates. When the person took the packaging off the box, an alarm sounded and it would throw up massive clouds of glitter.", ">\n\nYES! AND BALLOONS!! Enough with the balloon releases and glitter bombs!!" ]

[ "Glitter is the herpes of the crafting world", ">\n\nMy sister used to say this, she actually mailed our aunt a joke card filled with glitter designed to gently explode upon opening. When our aunt called our house, my sister just told her she gave her “glitter herpes” to remember her by. Six years latter, our aunt still finds little shiny specs on her couch and shag carpeting.", ">\n\nI'm so sorry to hear about your sister. I assume your aunt murdered her?", ">\n\nI'm sorry to hear Marcus's auntie still keeps shag carpeting. So much the worse for the glitter too.", ">\n\nYou got that wrong, Marcus's auntie keeps shagging carpets", ">\n\nMunch munch munch", ">\n\nDrove Uber, woman dropped a handful of glitter in the back seats, pissed I wouldn’t make a pit stop I guess. Didn’t notice, quick pick up of two nicely dressed women all in black on the way to a church service for their elderly mom. They noticed after sitting down in it. Still took the ride. I wanted to die seeing their black sparkly butts go up the church walk. Screw glitter and all who use it.", ">\n\nI'm not a huge fan of glitter, but biodegradable glitter does exist and is common. I think non-biodegradable glitter should stop being used though.", ">\n\nIt still gets EVERYWHERE", ">\n\nI don’t like sand", ">\n\nIt's coarse and rough and irritating", ">\n\nNot like here. Here everything is soft, and smooth.", ">\n\nRepeat after me kids:\nGLITTER IS LITTER", ">\n\nG-litter\nGlorious litter \nIt's pretty\nIt's still litter.", ">\n\n\"pretty to look at\" is as good as glitter gets", ">\n\nOf course. No one told you to eat it", ">\n\nA lot of times it contains heavy metals too", ">\n\nNo wonder those bands in the 80s used to use a lot of it", ">\n\nGlitter is the herpes of the rock world.", ">\n\nI think herpes was still the herpes of the rock world back then... poor Pam.", ">\n\nGlitter is not allowed in my house \nI allowed it once and still can find traces of it to this day....", ">\n\nI had a phone case with glitter. The thing busted months ago and I'm STILL finding traces of it", ">\n\nI will assault anyone who thinks it’s funny to give me a glitter bomb as a joke gift", ">\n\nGlitter bombs are only acceptable for cheating exes", ">\n\nAnd porch pirates", ">\n\nI saw a prank video about that on YouTube", ">\n\nYeah Mark Rober did it for 5 years, pretty epic prank", ">\n\nAs someone who just wore an all glitter dress I got for Christmas to an out of state function, I hate glitter. I burned the dress after I got home. Literally everywhere I went I left a trail of glitter and I felt like the biggest asshole on the planet. I went to go potty and the stall looked like someone murdered a glitter pixie. I don't think this is unpopular.", ">\n\nPotty? Grow up", ">\n\n/r/gatekeeping", ">\n\nPerhaps the most banal version of it.", ">\n\n\"Critics who treat 'adult' as a term of approval, instead of as a merely descriptive term, cannot be adult themselves. To be concerned about being grown up, to admire the grown up because it is grown up, to blush at the suspicion of being childish; these things are the marks of childhood and adolescence. And in childhood and adolescence they are, in moderation, healthy symptoms. Young things ought to want to grow. But to carry on into middle life or even into early manhood this concern about being adult is a mark of really arrested development. When I was ten, I read fairy tales in secret and would have been ashamed if I had been found doing so. Now that I am fifty I read them openly. When I became a man I put away childish things, including the fear of childishness and the desire to be very grown up.\" -- C.S. Lewis", ">\n\nAnd that's why I bought bio degradable glitter. I freaking love sparkles but the planet is important. There's also edible glitter that I plan on getting eventually.", ">\n\nIts fun. But you'll definitely spill some and find it everywhere for a few weeks. Not as bad as regular glitter tho. And your poop looks fancy for a day.\nBut: Biodegradable is a lie, usually. It's only biodegradable under VERY specific circumstances that are not met in a landfill or even most bio waste composting plants. Burning it works just fine :D", ">\n\nThis is popular as fuck", ">\n\nThe fact that glitter both exists and is used says otherwise.", ">\n\nI exist and am used, but I'm not popular.", ">\n\nBut are you biodegradable?", ">\n\nEverything except my bones.", ">\n\nGlitter is terrible. Now, sparkly stuff that doesn't bleed onto everything is okay and enjoyable. But glitter that leaks onto everything and never goes away is so bad", ">\n\nIm like a crow.. i need the shiny in my life", ">\n\nSAME", ">\n\nThe largest purchaser of glitter worldwide actively hides the fact that they are the largest purchaser of glitter worldwide", ">\n\nHow are you going to put me out there like that?", ">\n\nSorry De_Nilla the world has to know what you use all of it for", ">\n\nMy 6 year old could not disagree with this comment more strongly.", ">\n\nMy 4 year old too. \nShe dropped a tiny little tub of glitter on the floor (yay Christmas presents!) in the dining room and even after sweeping and hoovering the floor is SPARKLY!", ">\n\nyou could turn on a good old fashioned Kirby, leave it running in one spot for a century, pick it up and it will still sparkle under it", ">\n\nGlitter is a horrific abomination and if any type of plastic should be banned, it should be glitter.", ">\n\nI see your point. But it is oh so wonderful to send an enemy a glitter bomb.", ">\n\nPeople actually have enemies? And fantasize about vengeful antics?\nI really need to get out more", ">\n\nI would say this is the most popular opinion ever posted on this thread. NO ONE is coming out in support of glitter.", ">\n\ni support glitter 😂", ">\n\nDownvote this person into oblivion ☝️", ">\n\nThats a downvote for you! Glitter rules!", ">\n\nI hope you get it stuck in your hard to reach places!", ">\n\nAnd you have a life with no happy sparklies!", ">\n\nNGL, I don't even care about the whole micro plastics thing that much, I just hate the mess it leaves in general, seems the second a kid spills glitter in a house you're going to be finding little specs of glitter all around the place until the end of time. (or the building burns down, whatever is first) Even with effort to clean it up some always manages to remain. \nThink a good way of telling if a house was ever owned by a family with kids is just to have a good look at the gaps between floor boards, skirting and what not, any glitter and you know kids have likely been there.", ">\n\nI'm an artist who works with glitter and resin, and you're all absolutely correct. It's a plague, and I love it. Studio floors are gorgeous, but it gets places I haven't been, ever. It's in my boyfriends welding helmet, and that doesn't come home.", ">\n\nI have 3 daughters and especially when they were younger it seemed like there was glitter everywhere in our house. Well I get a call from my sister who was part angry part couldn't stop laughing. I had given her some leftover infant diapers we had, and she was at the doctors with her recently born son.\nDuring the check up she saw a strange look come over the Docs face, concerned she moved to see what was going on and was horrified to see her sons balls sparkling with glitter.\nGlitter is trash, and gets EVERYWHERE.", ">\n\nWe buy stupid vinyl records that are damage the first time you use them, instead of CDs. CD s are just music delivery system. People buy non stick pans, which are disposable, as opposed to a stainless steel pans which will out last your grandchildren. People buy expensive cell phones that you throw out when the battery is dead. I have five working computers, that they turned off the operating systems. They say people buy fast fashion. Hell, I can't but anything else. I can live with the glitter.", ">\n\nI had my MacBook for 10 years. Still worked perfectly. But I couldn’t update it anymore. Roughly 6 months later, none of the apps I was trying to run would work anymore. So I had to get a new one. I didn’t need a new one. It was annoying. I like my current MacBook but I’m annoyed that I even have to have it.", ">\n\nthis sub needs an update it's littered with popular opinions", ">\n\nThe things people will do for karma.\nAnd people admit knowing the rules and upvoting when they agree", ">\n\nBioglitter ftw", ">\n\nNo glitter, ftmfw", ">\n\nWhy do you hate fun", ">\n\nWhy do you choose to be the way you are?", ">\n\nGlitter is the middle of sequins\nEdit: get rid of both", ">\n\nI love glitter. They shine and shimmer", ">\n\ndid something concerning glitter happen to you recently lol? jusk askin", ">\n\nOP is probably another victim of the glitter boobytrap.", ">\n\ni’m a raver so reading these comments is just painful 😭😭😭😭", ">\n\nBuy the bio/eco-friendly glitter! I use it for music festivals and love it.", ">\n\ngood idea 😊😊😊", ">\n\nWhen I need to use glitter, I'm buying a biodegradable one. Problem solved", ">\n\nI think it's funny that every time I go to a music festival the people who say they love the planet the most are the first to throw glitter and chemical glow sticks like it's going out of style.", ">\n\nI go to music festivals and love face glitter, but I buy the bio/eco glitter that is made from algae. Not trying to be confrontational with you, just don't want you to think that everyone who loves to sparkle hates the environment.", ">\n\nI hate both", ">\n\nThis isn't an unpopular opinion....\nIDK if you've seen Good Mythical Morning, but they had glitter on the show ONCE and then instituted a serious, company-wide policy of banning glitter completely. Link still looks mad whenever the subject of glitter comes up.", ">\n\nPREACH", ">\n\nCheck your mailbox (there is a glitter bomb)", ">\n\nCards that play music are electronic waste", ">\n\nI agree. Easy downvote.", ">", ">\n\nlol is reddit supoosed to be an imageboard now? whats with the image replies", ">", ">\n\nThis is 10/10 not an upopular opinion. It’s is literally the herpes of the arts and crafts world. Nobody wants it, but of COURSE somebody has it, and they usually don’t tell you about it until it’s too late, and once you have it it’s impossible to get rid of.", ">\n\nThat's a great analogy. Even though I love glitter", ">\n\nI teach little children. I absolutely love glitter!", ">\n\nFantastic read for anyone interested. \nWhat Is Glitter? By Caity Weaver for The New York Times", ">\n\nBiodegradable glitter", ">\n\nbiggest sigh known to man", ">\n\nI don’t do much craft, but me and all the other performers I know are using biodegradable glitter products now.", ">\n\nDon’t get me started on edible glitter…", ">\n\nThis girl I'm talking to said \"give me your arm\" I was watching TV so I just obliged, she rubbed my whole arm with a brush that got loads of glitter on my skin. \"Now you sparkle like me\" was all I got when I asked why on earth I would want that.", ">\n\nGlitter is the STI of the arts and crafts world", ">\n\nOn what planet is this unpopular?", ">\n\nMercury, the surface temperature permanently fuses the glitter with everything it touches", ">\n\nI agree, but I use biodegradable glitter. I wish I could ditch it but I’m a rave girl, so that’s simply not an option…😏", ">\n\nSame goes for filling party balloons with helium. Literally taking a finite resource and filling a piece of trash with it.", ">\n\nI hope someone glitterbombs you", ">\n\nI hope someone glitter bombs me.", ">\n\nI like glitter. I'm man enough to say it", ">\n\nIs this Opposite Day in r/unpopularopinion? \nr/unpopularopinion glitter is the best, closely followed by sand.", ">\n\nIt is always opposite day here.\nAny actual unpopular opinions were banned a long time ago, try mentioning weight or race and chances are the mods will automatically ban it.", ">\n\nI despise glitter, it gets EVERYWHERE, and it sticks too. I just do my best to avoid it", ">\n\nI love the look of glitter. I love the biodegradable stuff but the price is insane and to buy craft is so cheap and easy. It's disappointing. I have a cup that's covered in glitter the best part is it sealed in and does shed everywhere.", ">\n\nI smell this opinion getting deleted from a mile away", ">\n\nCan we use glitter for scammers and people who steal packages?", ">\n\nI remember seeing videos of this man who made this box which used GPS and hidden cameras on all sides to catch porch pirates. When the person took the packaging off the box, an alarm sounded and it would throw up massive clouds of glitter.", ">\n\nYES! AND BALLOONS!! Enough with the balloon releases and glitter bombs!!", ">\n\nI would have to argue that balloons are worse than glitter. At least from an environmental, less-waste perspective." ]

[ "Glitter is the herpes of the crafting world", ">\n\nMy sister used to say this, she actually mailed our aunt a joke card filled with glitter designed to gently explode upon opening. When our aunt called our house, my sister just told her she gave her “glitter herpes” to remember her by. Six years latter, our aunt still finds little shiny specs on her couch and shag carpeting.", ">\n\nI'm so sorry to hear about your sister. I assume your aunt murdered her?", ">\n\nI'm sorry to hear Marcus's auntie still keeps shag carpeting. So much the worse for the glitter too.", ">\n\nYou got that wrong, Marcus's auntie keeps shagging carpets", ">\n\nMunch munch munch", ">\n\nDrove Uber, woman dropped a handful of glitter in the back seats, pissed I wouldn’t make a pit stop I guess. Didn’t notice, quick pick up of two nicely dressed women all in black on the way to a church service for their elderly mom. They noticed after sitting down in it. Still took the ride. I wanted to die seeing their black sparkly butts go up the church walk. Screw glitter and all who use it.", ">\n\nI'm not a huge fan of glitter, but biodegradable glitter does exist and is common. I think non-biodegradable glitter should stop being used though.", ">\n\nIt still gets EVERYWHERE", ">\n\nI don’t like sand", ">\n\nIt's coarse and rough and irritating", ">\n\nNot like here. Here everything is soft, and smooth.", ">\n\nRepeat after me kids:\nGLITTER IS LITTER", ">\n\nG-litter\nGlorious litter \nIt's pretty\nIt's still litter.", ">\n\n\"pretty to look at\" is as good as glitter gets", ">\n\nOf course. No one told you to eat it", ">\n\nA lot of times it contains heavy metals too", ">\n\nNo wonder those bands in the 80s used to use a lot of it", ">\n\nGlitter is the herpes of the rock world.", ">\n\nI think herpes was still the herpes of the rock world back then... poor Pam.", ">\n\nGlitter is not allowed in my house \nI allowed it once and still can find traces of it to this day....", ">\n\nI had a phone case with glitter. The thing busted months ago and I'm STILL finding traces of it", ">\n\nI will assault anyone who thinks it’s funny to give me a glitter bomb as a joke gift", ">\n\nGlitter bombs are only acceptable for cheating exes", ">\n\nAnd porch pirates", ">\n\nI saw a prank video about that on YouTube", ">\n\nYeah Mark Rober did it for 5 years, pretty epic prank", ">\n\nAs someone who just wore an all glitter dress I got for Christmas to an out of state function, I hate glitter. I burned the dress after I got home. Literally everywhere I went I left a trail of glitter and I felt like the biggest asshole on the planet. I went to go potty and the stall looked like someone murdered a glitter pixie. I don't think this is unpopular.", ">\n\nPotty? Grow up", ">\n\n/r/gatekeeping", ">\n\nPerhaps the most banal version of it.", ">\n\n\"Critics who treat 'adult' as a term of approval, instead of as a merely descriptive term, cannot be adult themselves. To be concerned about being grown up, to admire the grown up because it is grown up, to blush at the suspicion of being childish; these things are the marks of childhood and adolescence. And in childhood and adolescence they are, in moderation, healthy symptoms. Young things ought to want to grow. But to carry on into middle life or even into early manhood this concern about being adult is a mark of really arrested development. When I was ten, I read fairy tales in secret and would have been ashamed if I had been found doing so. Now that I am fifty I read them openly. When I became a man I put away childish things, including the fear of childishness and the desire to be very grown up.\" -- C.S. Lewis", ">\n\nAnd that's why I bought bio degradable glitter. I freaking love sparkles but the planet is important. There's also edible glitter that I plan on getting eventually.", ">\n\nIts fun. But you'll definitely spill some and find it everywhere for a few weeks. Not as bad as regular glitter tho. And your poop looks fancy for a day.\nBut: Biodegradable is a lie, usually. It's only biodegradable under VERY specific circumstances that are not met in a landfill or even most bio waste composting plants. Burning it works just fine :D", ">\n\nThis is popular as fuck", ">\n\nThe fact that glitter both exists and is used says otherwise.", ">\n\nI exist and am used, but I'm not popular.", ">\n\nBut are you biodegradable?", ">\n\nEverything except my bones.", ">\n\nGlitter is terrible. Now, sparkly stuff that doesn't bleed onto everything is okay and enjoyable. But glitter that leaks onto everything and never goes away is so bad", ">\n\nIm like a crow.. i need the shiny in my life", ">\n\nSAME", ">\n\nThe largest purchaser of glitter worldwide actively hides the fact that they are the largest purchaser of glitter worldwide", ">\n\nHow are you going to put me out there like that?", ">\n\nSorry De_Nilla the world has to know what you use all of it for", ">\n\nMy 6 year old could not disagree with this comment more strongly.", ">\n\nMy 4 year old too. \nShe dropped a tiny little tub of glitter on the floor (yay Christmas presents!) in the dining room and even after sweeping and hoovering the floor is SPARKLY!", ">\n\nyou could turn on a good old fashioned Kirby, leave it running in one spot for a century, pick it up and it will still sparkle under it", ">\n\nGlitter is a horrific abomination and if any type of plastic should be banned, it should be glitter.", ">\n\nI see your point. But it is oh so wonderful to send an enemy a glitter bomb.", ">\n\nPeople actually have enemies? And fantasize about vengeful antics?\nI really need to get out more", ">\n\nI would say this is the most popular opinion ever posted on this thread. NO ONE is coming out in support of glitter.", ">\n\ni support glitter 😂", ">\n\nDownvote this person into oblivion ☝️", ">\n\nThats a downvote for you! Glitter rules!", ">\n\nI hope you get it stuck in your hard to reach places!", ">\n\nAnd you have a life with no happy sparklies!", ">\n\nNGL, I don't even care about the whole micro plastics thing that much, I just hate the mess it leaves in general, seems the second a kid spills glitter in a house you're going to be finding little specs of glitter all around the place until the end of time. (or the building burns down, whatever is first) Even with effort to clean it up some always manages to remain. \nThink a good way of telling if a house was ever owned by a family with kids is just to have a good look at the gaps between floor boards, skirting and what not, any glitter and you know kids have likely been there.", ">\n\nI'm an artist who works with glitter and resin, and you're all absolutely correct. It's a plague, and I love it. Studio floors are gorgeous, but it gets places I haven't been, ever. It's in my boyfriends welding helmet, and that doesn't come home.", ">\n\nI have 3 daughters and especially when they were younger it seemed like there was glitter everywhere in our house. Well I get a call from my sister who was part angry part couldn't stop laughing. I had given her some leftover infant diapers we had, and she was at the doctors with her recently born son.\nDuring the check up she saw a strange look come over the Docs face, concerned she moved to see what was going on and was horrified to see her sons balls sparkling with glitter.\nGlitter is trash, and gets EVERYWHERE.", ">\n\nWe buy stupid vinyl records that are damage the first time you use them, instead of CDs. CD s are just music delivery system. People buy non stick pans, which are disposable, as opposed to a stainless steel pans which will out last your grandchildren. People buy expensive cell phones that you throw out when the battery is dead. I have five working computers, that they turned off the operating systems. They say people buy fast fashion. Hell, I can't but anything else. I can live with the glitter.", ">\n\nI had my MacBook for 10 years. Still worked perfectly. But I couldn’t update it anymore. Roughly 6 months later, none of the apps I was trying to run would work anymore. So I had to get a new one. I didn’t need a new one. It was annoying. I like my current MacBook but I’m annoyed that I even have to have it.", ">\n\nthis sub needs an update it's littered with popular opinions", ">\n\nThe things people will do for karma.\nAnd people admit knowing the rules and upvoting when they agree", ">\n\nBioglitter ftw", ">\n\nNo glitter, ftmfw", ">\n\nWhy do you hate fun", ">\n\nWhy do you choose to be the way you are?", ">\n\nGlitter is the middle of sequins\nEdit: get rid of both", ">\n\nI love glitter. They shine and shimmer", ">\n\ndid something concerning glitter happen to you recently lol? jusk askin", ">\n\nOP is probably another victim of the glitter boobytrap.", ">\n\ni’m a raver so reading these comments is just painful 😭😭😭😭", ">\n\nBuy the bio/eco-friendly glitter! I use it for music festivals and love it.", ">\n\ngood idea 😊😊😊", ">\n\nWhen I need to use glitter, I'm buying a biodegradable one. Problem solved", ">\n\nI think it's funny that every time I go to a music festival the people who say they love the planet the most are the first to throw glitter and chemical glow sticks like it's going out of style.", ">\n\nI go to music festivals and love face glitter, but I buy the bio/eco glitter that is made from algae. Not trying to be confrontational with you, just don't want you to think that everyone who loves to sparkle hates the environment.", ">\n\nI hate both", ">\n\nThis isn't an unpopular opinion....\nIDK if you've seen Good Mythical Morning, but they had glitter on the show ONCE and then instituted a serious, company-wide policy of banning glitter completely. Link still looks mad whenever the subject of glitter comes up.", ">\n\nPREACH", ">\n\nCheck your mailbox (there is a glitter bomb)", ">\n\nCards that play music are electronic waste", ">\n\nI agree. Easy downvote.", ">", ">\n\nlol is reddit supoosed to be an imageboard now? whats with the image replies", ">", ">\n\nThis is 10/10 not an upopular opinion. It’s is literally the herpes of the arts and crafts world. Nobody wants it, but of COURSE somebody has it, and they usually don’t tell you about it until it’s too late, and once you have it it’s impossible to get rid of.", ">\n\nThat's a great analogy. Even though I love glitter", ">\n\nI teach little children. I absolutely love glitter!", ">\n\nFantastic read for anyone interested. \nWhat Is Glitter? By Caity Weaver for The New York Times", ">\n\nBiodegradable glitter", ">\n\nbiggest sigh known to man", ">\n\nI don’t do much craft, but me and all the other performers I know are using biodegradable glitter products now.", ">\n\nDon’t get me started on edible glitter…", ">\n\nThis girl I'm talking to said \"give me your arm\" I was watching TV so I just obliged, she rubbed my whole arm with a brush that got loads of glitter on my skin. \"Now you sparkle like me\" was all I got when I asked why on earth I would want that.", ">\n\nGlitter is the STI of the arts and crafts world", ">\n\nOn what planet is this unpopular?", ">\n\nMercury, the surface temperature permanently fuses the glitter with everything it touches", ">\n\nI agree, but I use biodegradable glitter. I wish I could ditch it but I’m a rave girl, so that’s simply not an option…😏", ">\n\nSame goes for filling party balloons with helium. Literally taking a finite resource and filling a piece of trash with it.", ">\n\nI hope someone glitterbombs you", ">\n\nI hope someone glitter bombs me.", ">\n\nI like glitter. I'm man enough to say it", ">\n\nIs this Opposite Day in r/unpopularopinion? \nr/unpopularopinion glitter is the best, closely followed by sand.", ">\n\nIt is always opposite day here.\nAny actual unpopular opinions were banned a long time ago, try mentioning weight or race and chances are the mods will automatically ban it.", ">\n\nI despise glitter, it gets EVERYWHERE, and it sticks too. I just do my best to avoid it", ">\n\nI love the look of glitter. I love the biodegradable stuff but the price is insane and to buy craft is so cheap and easy. It's disappointing. I have a cup that's covered in glitter the best part is it sealed in and does shed everywhere.", ">\n\nI smell this opinion getting deleted from a mile away", ">\n\nCan we use glitter for scammers and people who steal packages?", ">\n\nI remember seeing videos of this man who made this box which used GPS and hidden cameras on all sides to catch porch pirates. When the person took the packaging off the box, an alarm sounded and it would throw up massive clouds of glitter.", ">\n\nYES! AND BALLOONS!! Enough with the balloon releases and glitter bombs!!", ">\n\nI would have to argue that balloons are worse than glitter. At least from an environmental, less-waste perspective.", ">\n\nBalloons are an eco nightmare and I wish we could ban them... But glitter sucks too." ]

[ "Glitter is the herpes of the crafting world", ">\n\nMy sister used to say this, she actually mailed our aunt a joke card filled with glitter designed to gently explode upon opening. When our aunt called our house, my sister just told her she gave her “glitter herpes” to remember her by. Six years latter, our aunt still finds little shiny specs on her couch and shag carpeting.", ">\n\nI'm so sorry to hear about your sister. I assume your aunt murdered her?", ">\n\nI'm sorry to hear Marcus's auntie still keeps shag carpeting. So much the worse for the glitter too.", ">\n\nYou got that wrong, Marcus's auntie keeps shagging carpets", ">\n\nMunch munch munch", ">\n\nDrove Uber, woman dropped a handful of glitter in the back seats, pissed I wouldn’t make a pit stop I guess. Didn’t notice, quick pick up of two nicely dressed women all in black on the way to a church service for their elderly mom. They noticed after sitting down in it. Still took the ride. I wanted to die seeing their black sparkly butts go up the church walk. Screw glitter and all who use it.", ">\n\nI'm not a huge fan of glitter, but biodegradable glitter does exist and is common. I think non-biodegradable glitter should stop being used though.", ">\n\nIt still gets EVERYWHERE", ">\n\nI don’t like sand", ">\n\nIt's coarse and rough and irritating", ">\n\nNot like here. Here everything is soft, and smooth.", ">\n\nRepeat after me kids:\nGLITTER IS LITTER", ">\n\nG-litter\nGlorious litter \nIt's pretty\nIt's still litter.", ">\n\n\"pretty to look at\" is as good as glitter gets", ">\n\nOf course. No one told you to eat it", ">\n\nA lot of times it contains heavy metals too", ">\n\nNo wonder those bands in the 80s used to use a lot of it", ">\n\nGlitter is the herpes of the rock world.", ">\n\nI think herpes was still the herpes of the rock world back then... poor Pam.", ">\n\nGlitter is not allowed in my house \nI allowed it once and still can find traces of it to this day....", ">\n\nI had a phone case with glitter. The thing busted months ago and I'm STILL finding traces of it", ">\n\nI will assault anyone who thinks it’s funny to give me a glitter bomb as a joke gift", ">\n\nGlitter bombs are only acceptable for cheating exes", ">\n\nAnd porch pirates", ">\n\nI saw a prank video about that on YouTube", ">\n\nYeah Mark Rober did it for 5 years, pretty epic prank", ">\n\nAs someone who just wore an all glitter dress I got for Christmas to an out of state function, I hate glitter. I burned the dress after I got home. Literally everywhere I went I left a trail of glitter and I felt like the biggest asshole on the planet. I went to go potty and the stall looked like someone murdered a glitter pixie. I don't think this is unpopular.", ">\n\nPotty? Grow up", ">\n\n/r/gatekeeping", ">\n\nPerhaps the most banal version of it.", ">\n\n\"Critics who treat 'adult' as a term of approval, instead of as a merely descriptive term, cannot be adult themselves. To be concerned about being grown up, to admire the grown up because it is grown up, to blush at the suspicion of being childish; these things are the marks of childhood and adolescence. And in childhood and adolescence they are, in moderation, healthy symptoms. Young things ought to want to grow. But to carry on into middle life or even into early manhood this concern about being adult is a mark of really arrested development. When I was ten, I read fairy tales in secret and would have been ashamed if I had been found doing so. Now that I am fifty I read them openly. When I became a man I put away childish things, including the fear of childishness and the desire to be very grown up.\" -- C.S. Lewis", ">\n\nAnd that's why I bought bio degradable glitter. I freaking love sparkles but the planet is important. There's also edible glitter that I plan on getting eventually.", ">\n\nIts fun. But you'll definitely spill some and find it everywhere for a few weeks. Not as bad as regular glitter tho. And your poop looks fancy for a day.\nBut: Biodegradable is a lie, usually. It's only biodegradable under VERY specific circumstances that are not met in a landfill or even most bio waste composting plants. Burning it works just fine :D", ">\n\nThis is popular as fuck", ">\n\nThe fact that glitter both exists and is used says otherwise.", ">\n\nI exist and am used, but I'm not popular.", ">\n\nBut are you biodegradable?", ">\n\nEverything except my bones.", ">\n\nGlitter is terrible. Now, sparkly stuff that doesn't bleed onto everything is okay and enjoyable. But glitter that leaks onto everything and never goes away is so bad", ">\n\nIm like a crow.. i need the shiny in my life", ">\n\nSAME", ">\n\nThe largest purchaser of glitter worldwide actively hides the fact that they are the largest purchaser of glitter worldwide", ">\n\nHow are you going to put me out there like that?", ">\n\nSorry De_Nilla the world has to know what you use all of it for", ">\n\nMy 6 year old could not disagree with this comment more strongly.", ">\n\nMy 4 year old too. \nShe dropped a tiny little tub of glitter on the floor (yay Christmas presents!) in the dining room and even after sweeping and hoovering the floor is SPARKLY!", ">\n\nyou could turn on a good old fashioned Kirby, leave it running in one spot for a century, pick it up and it will still sparkle under it", ">\n\nGlitter is a horrific abomination and if any type of plastic should be banned, it should be glitter.", ">\n\nI see your point. But it is oh so wonderful to send an enemy a glitter bomb.", ">\n\nPeople actually have enemies? And fantasize about vengeful antics?\nI really need to get out more", ">\n\nI would say this is the most popular opinion ever posted on this thread. NO ONE is coming out in support of glitter.", ">\n\ni support glitter 😂", ">\n\nDownvote this person into oblivion ☝️", ">\n\nThats a downvote for you! Glitter rules!", ">\n\nI hope you get it stuck in your hard to reach places!", ">\n\nAnd you have a life with no happy sparklies!", ">\n\nNGL, I don't even care about the whole micro plastics thing that much, I just hate the mess it leaves in general, seems the second a kid spills glitter in a house you're going to be finding little specs of glitter all around the place until the end of time. (or the building burns down, whatever is first) Even with effort to clean it up some always manages to remain. \nThink a good way of telling if a house was ever owned by a family with kids is just to have a good look at the gaps between floor boards, skirting and what not, any glitter and you know kids have likely been there.", ">\n\nI'm an artist who works with glitter and resin, and you're all absolutely correct. It's a plague, and I love it. Studio floors are gorgeous, but it gets places I haven't been, ever. It's in my boyfriends welding helmet, and that doesn't come home.", ">\n\nI have 3 daughters and especially when they were younger it seemed like there was glitter everywhere in our house. Well I get a call from my sister who was part angry part couldn't stop laughing. I had given her some leftover infant diapers we had, and she was at the doctors with her recently born son.\nDuring the check up she saw a strange look come over the Docs face, concerned she moved to see what was going on and was horrified to see her sons balls sparkling with glitter.\nGlitter is trash, and gets EVERYWHERE.", ">\n\nWe buy stupid vinyl records that are damage the first time you use them, instead of CDs. CD s are just music delivery system. People buy non stick pans, which are disposable, as opposed to a stainless steel pans which will out last your grandchildren. People buy expensive cell phones that you throw out when the battery is dead. I have five working computers, that they turned off the operating systems. They say people buy fast fashion. Hell, I can't but anything else. I can live with the glitter.", ">\n\nI had my MacBook for 10 years. Still worked perfectly. But I couldn’t update it anymore. Roughly 6 months later, none of the apps I was trying to run would work anymore. So I had to get a new one. I didn’t need a new one. It was annoying. I like my current MacBook but I’m annoyed that I even have to have it.", ">\n\nthis sub needs an update it's littered with popular opinions", ">\n\nThe things people will do for karma.\nAnd people admit knowing the rules and upvoting when they agree", ">\n\nBioglitter ftw", ">\n\nNo glitter, ftmfw", ">\n\nWhy do you hate fun", ">\n\nWhy do you choose to be the way you are?", ">\n\nGlitter is the middle of sequins\nEdit: get rid of both", ">\n\nI love glitter. They shine and shimmer", ">\n\ndid something concerning glitter happen to you recently lol? jusk askin", ">\n\nOP is probably another victim of the glitter boobytrap.", ">\n\ni’m a raver so reading these comments is just painful 😭😭😭😭", ">\n\nBuy the bio/eco-friendly glitter! I use it for music festivals and love it.", ">\n\ngood idea 😊😊😊", ">\n\nWhen I need to use glitter, I'm buying a biodegradable one. Problem solved", ">\n\nI think it's funny that every time I go to a music festival the people who say they love the planet the most are the first to throw glitter and chemical glow sticks like it's going out of style.", ">\n\nI go to music festivals and love face glitter, but I buy the bio/eco glitter that is made from algae. Not trying to be confrontational with you, just don't want you to think that everyone who loves to sparkle hates the environment.", ">\n\nI hate both", ">\n\nThis isn't an unpopular opinion....\nIDK if you've seen Good Mythical Morning, but they had glitter on the show ONCE and then instituted a serious, company-wide policy of banning glitter completely. Link still looks mad whenever the subject of glitter comes up.", ">\n\nPREACH", ">\n\nCheck your mailbox (there is a glitter bomb)", ">\n\nCards that play music are electronic waste", ">\n\nI agree. Easy downvote.", ">", ">\n\nlol is reddit supoosed to be an imageboard now? whats with the image replies", ">", ">\n\nThis is 10/10 not an upopular opinion. It’s is literally the herpes of the arts and crafts world. Nobody wants it, but of COURSE somebody has it, and they usually don’t tell you about it until it’s too late, and once you have it it’s impossible to get rid of.", ">\n\nThat's a great analogy. Even though I love glitter", ">\n\nI teach little children. I absolutely love glitter!", ">\n\nFantastic read for anyone interested. \nWhat Is Glitter? By Caity Weaver for The New York Times", ">\n\nBiodegradable glitter", ">\n\nbiggest sigh known to man", ">\n\nI don’t do much craft, but me and all the other performers I know are using biodegradable glitter products now.", ">\n\nDon’t get me started on edible glitter…", ">\n\nThis girl I'm talking to said \"give me your arm\" I was watching TV so I just obliged, she rubbed my whole arm with a brush that got loads of glitter on my skin. \"Now you sparkle like me\" was all I got when I asked why on earth I would want that.", ">\n\nGlitter is the STI of the arts and crafts world", ">\n\nOn what planet is this unpopular?", ">\n\nMercury, the surface temperature permanently fuses the glitter with everything it touches", ">\n\nI agree, but I use biodegradable glitter. I wish I could ditch it but I’m a rave girl, so that’s simply not an option…😏", ">\n\nSame goes for filling party balloons with helium. Literally taking a finite resource and filling a piece of trash with it.", ">\n\nI hope someone glitterbombs you", ">\n\nI hope someone glitter bombs me.", ">\n\nI like glitter. I'm man enough to say it", ">\n\nIs this Opposite Day in r/unpopularopinion? \nr/unpopularopinion glitter is the best, closely followed by sand.", ">\n\nIt is always opposite day here.\nAny actual unpopular opinions were banned a long time ago, try mentioning weight or race and chances are the mods will automatically ban it.", ">\n\nI despise glitter, it gets EVERYWHERE, and it sticks too. I just do my best to avoid it", ">\n\nI love the look of glitter. I love the biodegradable stuff but the price is insane and to buy craft is so cheap and easy. It's disappointing. I have a cup that's covered in glitter the best part is it sealed in and does shed everywhere.", ">\n\nI smell this opinion getting deleted from a mile away", ">\n\nCan we use glitter for scammers and people who steal packages?", ">\n\nI remember seeing videos of this man who made this box which used GPS and hidden cameras on all sides to catch porch pirates. When the person took the packaging off the box, an alarm sounded and it would throw up massive clouds of glitter.", ">\n\nYES! AND BALLOONS!! Enough with the balloon releases and glitter bombs!!", ">\n\nI would have to argue that balloons are worse than glitter. At least from an environmental, less-waste perspective.", ">\n\nBalloons are an eco nightmare and I wish we could ban them... But glitter sucks too.", ">\n\nGlitter is the herpes of the craft world. I would be happy to never see it again" ]

[ "Glitter is the herpes of the crafting world", ">\n\nMy sister used to say this, she actually mailed our aunt a joke card filled with glitter designed to gently explode upon opening. When our aunt called our house, my sister just told her she gave her “glitter herpes” to remember her by. Six years latter, our aunt still finds little shiny specs on her couch and shag carpeting.", ">\n\nI'm so sorry to hear about your sister. I assume your aunt murdered her?", ">\n\nI'm sorry to hear Marcus's auntie still keeps shag carpeting. So much the worse for the glitter too.", ">\n\nYou got that wrong, Marcus's auntie keeps shagging carpets", ">\n\nMunch munch munch", ">\n\nDrove Uber, woman dropped a handful of glitter in the back seats, pissed I wouldn’t make a pit stop I guess. Didn’t notice, quick pick up of two nicely dressed women all in black on the way to a church service for their elderly mom. They noticed after sitting down in it. Still took the ride. I wanted to die seeing their black sparkly butts go up the church walk. Screw glitter and all who use it.", ">\n\nI'm not a huge fan of glitter, but biodegradable glitter does exist and is common. I think non-biodegradable glitter should stop being used though.", ">\n\nIt still gets EVERYWHERE", ">\n\nI don’t like sand", ">\n\nIt's coarse and rough and irritating", ">\n\nNot like here. Here everything is soft, and smooth.", ">\n\nRepeat after me kids:\nGLITTER IS LITTER", ">\n\nG-litter\nGlorious litter \nIt's pretty\nIt's still litter.", ">\n\n\"pretty to look at\" is as good as glitter gets", ">\n\nOf course. No one told you to eat it", ">\n\nA lot of times it contains heavy metals too", ">\n\nNo wonder those bands in the 80s used to use a lot of it", ">\n\nGlitter is the herpes of the rock world.", ">\n\nI think herpes was still the herpes of the rock world back then... poor Pam.", ">\n\nGlitter is not allowed in my house \nI allowed it once and still can find traces of it to this day....", ">\n\nI had a phone case with glitter. The thing busted months ago and I'm STILL finding traces of it", ">\n\nI will assault anyone who thinks it’s funny to give me a glitter bomb as a joke gift", ">\n\nGlitter bombs are only acceptable for cheating exes", ">\n\nAnd porch pirates", ">\n\nI saw a prank video about that on YouTube", ">\n\nYeah Mark Rober did it for 5 years, pretty epic prank", ">\n\nAs someone who just wore an all glitter dress I got for Christmas to an out of state function, I hate glitter. I burned the dress after I got home. Literally everywhere I went I left a trail of glitter and I felt like the biggest asshole on the planet. I went to go potty and the stall looked like someone murdered a glitter pixie. I don't think this is unpopular.", ">\n\nPotty? Grow up", ">\n\n/r/gatekeeping", ">\n\nPerhaps the most banal version of it.", ">\n\n\"Critics who treat 'adult' as a term of approval, instead of as a merely descriptive term, cannot be adult themselves. To be concerned about being grown up, to admire the grown up because it is grown up, to blush at the suspicion of being childish; these things are the marks of childhood and adolescence. And in childhood and adolescence they are, in moderation, healthy symptoms. Young things ought to want to grow. But to carry on into middle life or even into early manhood this concern about being adult is a mark of really arrested development. When I was ten, I read fairy tales in secret and would have been ashamed if I had been found doing so. Now that I am fifty I read them openly. When I became a man I put away childish things, including the fear of childishness and the desire to be very grown up.\" -- C.S. Lewis", ">\n\nAnd that's why I bought bio degradable glitter. I freaking love sparkles but the planet is important. There's also edible glitter that I plan on getting eventually.", ">\n\nIts fun. But you'll definitely spill some and find it everywhere for a few weeks. Not as bad as regular glitter tho. And your poop looks fancy for a day.\nBut: Biodegradable is a lie, usually. It's only biodegradable under VERY specific circumstances that are not met in a landfill or even most bio waste composting plants. Burning it works just fine :D", ">\n\nThis is popular as fuck", ">\n\nThe fact that glitter both exists and is used says otherwise.", ">\n\nI exist and am used, but I'm not popular.", ">\n\nBut are you biodegradable?", ">\n\nEverything except my bones.", ">\n\nGlitter is terrible. Now, sparkly stuff that doesn't bleed onto everything is okay and enjoyable. But glitter that leaks onto everything and never goes away is so bad", ">\n\nIm like a crow.. i need the shiny in my life", ">\n\nSAME", ">\n\nThe largest purchaser of glitter worldwide actively hides the fact that they are the largest purchaser of glitter worldwide", ">\n\nHow are you going to put me out there like that?", ">\n\nSorry De_Nilla the world has to know what you use all of it for", ">\n\nMy 6 year old could not disagree with this comment more strongly.", ">\n\nMy 4 year old too. \nShe dropped a tiny little tub of glitter on the floor (yay Christmas presents!) in the dining room and even after sweeping and hoovering the floor is SPARKLY!", ">\n\nyou could turn on a good old fashioned Kirby, leave it running in one spot for a century, pick it up and it will still sparkle under it", ">\n\nGlitter is a horrific abomination and if any type of plastic should be banned, it should be glitter.", ">\n\nI see your point. But it is oh so wonderful to send an enemy a glitter bomb.", ">\n\nPeople actually have enemies? And fantasize about vengeful antics?\nI really need to get out more", ">\n\nI would say this is the most popular opinion ever posted on this thread. NO ONE is coming out in support of glitter.", ">\n\ni support glitter 😂", ">\n\nDownvote this person into oblivion ☝️", ">\n\nThats a downvote for you! Glitter rules!", ">\n\nI hope you get it stuck in your hard to reach places!", ">\n\nAnd you have a life with no happy sparklies!", ">\n\nNGL, I don't even care about the whole micro plastics thing that much, I just hate the mess it leaves in general, seems the second a kid spills glitter in a house you're going to be finding little specs of glitter all around the place until the end of time. (or the building burns down, whatever is first) Even with effort to clean it up some always manages to remain. \nThink a good way of telling if a house was ever owned by a family with kids is just to have a good look at the gaps between floor boards, skirting and what not, any glitter and you know kids have likely been there.", ">\n\nI'm an artist who works with glitter and resin, and you're all absolutely correct. It's a plague, and I love it. Studio floors are gorgeous, but it gets places I haven't been, ever. It's in my boyfriends welding helmet, and that doesn't come home.", ">\n\nI have 3 daughters and especially when they were younger it seemed like there was glitter everywhere in our house. Well I get a call from my sister who was part angry part couldn't stop laughing. I had given her some leftover infant diapers we had, and she was at the doctors with her recently born son.\nDuring the check up she saw a strange look come over the Docs face, concerned she moved to see what was going on and was horrified to see her sons balls sparkling with glitter.\nGlitter is trash, and gets EVERYWHERE.", ">\n\nWe buy stupid vinyl records that are damage the first time you use them, instead of CDs. CD s are just music delivery system. People buy non stick pans, which are disposable, as opposed to a stainless steel pans which will out last your grandchildren. People buy expensive cell phones that you throw out when the battery is dead. I have five working computers, that they turned off the operating systems. They say people buy fast fashion. Hell, I can't but anything else. I can live with the glitter.", ">\n\nI had my MacBook for 10 years. Still worked perfectly. But I couldn’t update it anymore. Roughly 6 months later, none of the apps I was trying to run would work anymore. So I had to get a new one. I didn’t need a new one. It was annoying. I like my current MacBook but I’m annoyed that I even have to have it.", ">\n\nthis sub needs an update it's littered with popular opinions", ">\n\nThe things people will do for karma.\nAnd people admit knowing the rules and upvoting when they agree", ">\n\nBioglitter ftw", ">\n\nNo glitter, ftmfw", ">\n\nWhy do you hate fun", ">\n\nWhy do you choose to be the way you are?", ">\n\nGlitter is the middle of sequins\nEdit: get rid of both", ">\n\nI love glitter. They shine and shimmer", ">\n\ndid something concerning glitter happen to you recently lol? jusk askin", ">\n\nOP is probably another victim of the glitter boobytrap.", ">\n\ni’m a raver so reading these comments is just painful 😭😭😭😭", ">\n\nBuy the bio/eco-friendly glitter! I use it for music festivals and love it.", ">\n\ngood idea 😊😊😊", ">\n\nWhen I need to use glitter, I'm buying a biodegradable one. Problem solved", ">\n\nI think it's funny that every time I go to a music festival the people who say they love the planet the most are the first to throw glitter and chemical glow sticks like it's going out of style.", ">\n\nI go to music festivals and love face glitter, but I buy the bio/eco glitter that is made from algae. Not trying to be confrontational with you, just don't want you to think that everyone who loves to sparkle hates the environment.", ">\n\nI hate both", ">\n\nThis isn't an unpopular opinion....\nIDK if you've seen Good Mythical Morning, but they had glitter on the show ONCE and then instituted a serious, company-wide policy of banning glitter completely. Link still looks mad whenever the subject of glitter comes up.", ">\n\nPREACH", ">\n\nCheck your mailbox (there is a glitter bomb)", ">\n\nCards that play music are electronic waste", ">\n\nI agree. Easy downvote.", ">", ">\n\nlol is reddit supoosed to be an imageboard now? whats with the image replies", ">", ">\n\nThis is 10/10 not an upopular opinion. It’s is literally the herpes of the arts and crafts world. Nobody wants it, but of COURSE somebody has it, and they usually don’t tell you about it until it’s too late, and once you have it it’s impossible to get rid of.", ">\n\nThat's a great analogy. Even though I love glitter", ">\n\nI teach little children. I absolutely love glitter!", ">\n\nFantastic read for anyone interested. \nWhat Is Glitter? By Caity Weaver for The New York Times", ">\n\nBiodegradable glitter", ">\n\nbiggest sigh known to man", ">\n\nI don’t do much craft, but me and all the other performers I know are using biodegradable glitter products now.", ">\n\nDon’t get me started on edible glitter…", ">\n\nThis girl I'm talking to said \"give me your arm\" I was watching TV so I just obliged, she rubbed my whole arm with a brush that got loads of glitter on my skin. \"Now you sparkle like me\" was all I got when I asked why on earth I would want that.", ">\n\nGlitter is the STI of the arts and crafts world", ">\n\nOn what planet is this unpopular?", ">\n\nMercury, the surface temperature permanently fuses the glitter with everything it touches", ">\n\nI agree, but I use biodegradable glitter. I wish I could ditch it but I’m a rave girl, so that’s simply not an option…😏", ">\n\nSame goes for filling party balloons with helium. Literally taking a finite resource and filling a piece of trash with it.", ">\n\nI hope someone glitterbombs you", ">\n\nI hope someone glitter bombs me.", ">\n\nI like glitter. I'm man enough to say it", ">\n\nIs this Opposite Day in r/unpopularopinion? \nr/unpopularopinion glitter is the best, closely followed by sand.", ">\n\nIt is always opposite day here.\nAny actual unpopular opinions were banned a long time ago, try mentioning weight or race and chances are the mods will automatically ban it.", ">\n\nI despise glitter, it gets EVERYWHERE, and it sticks too. I just do my best to avoid it", ">\n\nI love the look of glitter. I love the biodegradable stuff but the price is insane and to buy craft is so cheap and easy. It's disappointing. I have a cup that's covered in glitter the best part is it sealed in and does shed everywhere.", ">\n\nI smell this opinion getting deleted from a mile away", ">\n\nCan we use glitter for scammers and people who steal packages?", ">\n\nI remember seeing videos of this man who made this box which used GPS and hidden cameras on all sides to catch porch pirates. When the person took the packaging off the box, an alarm sounded and it would throw up massive clouds of glitter.", ">\n\nYES! AND BALLOONS!! Enough with the balloon releases and glitter bombs!!", ">\n\nI would have to argue that balloons are worse than glitter. At least from an environmental, less-waste perspective.", ">\n\nBalloons are an eco nightmare and I wish we could ban them... But glitter sucks too.", ">\n\nGlitter is the herpes of the craft world. I would be happy to never see it again", ">\n\nThis post is just an I hate glitter circle jerk. We all hate glitter" ]

[ "Glitter is the herpes of the crafting world", ">\n\nMy sister used to say this, she actually mailed our aunt a joke card filled with glitter designed to gently explode upon opening. When our aunt called our house, my sister just told her she gave her “glitter herpes” to remember her by. Six years latter, our aunt still finds little shiny specs on her couch and shag carpeting.", ">\n\nI'm so sorry to hear about your sister. I assume your aunt murdered her?", ">\n\nI'm sorry to hear Marcus's auntie still keeps shag carpeting. So much the worse for the glitter too.", ">\n\nYou got that wrong, Marcus's auntie keeps shagging carpets", ">\n\nMunch munch munch", ">\n\nDrove Uber, woman dropped a handful of glitter in the back seats, pissed I wouldn’t make a pit stop I guess. Didn’t notice, quick pick up of two nicely dressed women all in black on the way to a church service for their elderly mom. They noticed after sitting down in it. Still took the ride. I wanted to die seeing their black sparkly butts go up the church walk. Screw glitter and all who use it.", ">\n\nI'm not a huge fan of glitter, but biodegradable glitter does exist and is common. I think non-biodegradable glitter should stop being used though.", ">\n\nIt still gets EVERYWHERE", ">\n\nI don’t like sand", ">\n\nIt's coarse and rough and irritating", ">\n\nNot like here. Here everything is soft, and smooth.", ">\n\nRepeat after me kids:\nGLITTER IS LITTER", ">\n\nG-litter\nGlorious litter \nIt's pretty\nIt's still litter.", ">\n\n\"pretty to look at\" is as good as glitter gets", ">\n\nOf course. No one told you to eat it", ">\n\nA lot of times it contains heavy metals too", ">\n\nNo wonder those bands in the 80s used to use a lot of it", ">\n\nGlitter is the herpes of the rock world.", ">\n\nI think herpes was still the herpes of the rock world back then... poor Pam.", ">\n\nGlitter is not allowed in my house \nI allowed it once and still can find traces of it to this day....", ">\n\nI had a phone case with glitter. The thing busted months ago and I'm STILL finding traces of it", ">\n\nI will assault anyone who thinks it’s funny to give me a glitter bomb as a joke gift", ">\n\nGlitter bombs are only acceptable for cheating exes", ">\n\nAnd porch pirates", ">\n\nI saw a prank video about that on YouTube", ">\n\nYeah Mark Rober did it for 5 years, pretty epic prank", ">\n\nAs someone who just wore an all glitter dress I got for Christmas to an out of state function, I hate glitter. I burned the dress after I got home. Literally everywhere I went I left a trail of glitter and I felt like the biggest asshole on the planet. I went to go potty and the stall looked like someone murdered a glitter pixie. I don't think this is unpopular.", ">\n\nPotty? Grow up", ">\n\n/r/gatekeeping", ">\n\nPerhaps the most banal version of it.", ">\n\n\"Critics who treat 'adult' as a term of approval, instead of as a merely descriptive term, cannot be adult themselves. To be concerned about being grown up, to admire the grown up because it is grown up, to blush at the suspicion of being childish; these things are the marks of childhood and adolescence. And in childhood and adolescence they are, in moderation, healthy symptoms. Young things ought to want to grow. But to carry on into middle life or even into early manhood this concern about being adult is a mark of really arrested development. When I was ten, I read fairy tales in secret and would have been ashamed if I had been found doing so. Now that I am fifty I read them openly. When I became a man I put away childish things, including the fear of childishness and the desire to be very grown up.\" -- C.S. Lewis", ">\n\nAnd that's why I bought bio degradable glitter. I freaking love sparkles but the planet is important. There's also edible glitter that I plan on getting eventually.", ">\n\nIts fun. But you'll definitely spill some and find it everywhere for a few weeks. Not as bad as regular glitter tho. And your poop looks fancy for a day.\nBut: Biodegradable is a lie, usually. It's only biodegradable under VERY specific circumstances that are not met in a landfill or even most bio waste composting plants. Burning it works just fine :D", ">\n\nThis is popular as fuck", ">\n\nThe fact that glitter both exists and is used says otherwise.", ">\n\nI exist and am used, but I'm not popular.", ">\n\nBut are you biodegradable?", ">\n\nEverything except my bones.", ">\n\nGlitter is terrible. Now, sparkly stuff that doesn't bleed onto everything is okay and enjoyable. But glitter that leaks onto everything and never goes away is so bad", ">\n\nIm like a crow.. i need the shiny in my life", ">\n\nSAME", ">\n\nThe largest purchaser of glitter worldwide actively hides the fact that they are the largest purchaser of glitter worldwide", ">\n\nHow are you going to put me out there like that?", ">\n\nSorry De_Nilla the world has to know what you use all of it for", ">\n\nMy 6 year old could not disagree with this comment more strongly.", ">\n\nMy 4 year old too. \nShe dropped a tiny little tub of glitter on the floor (yay Christmas presents!) in the dining room and even after sweeping and hoovering the floor is SPARKLY!", ">\n\nyou could turn on a good old fashioned Kirby, leave it running in one spot for a century, pick it up and it will still sparkle under it", ">\n\nGlitter is a horrific abomination and if any type of plastic should be banned, it should be glitter.", ">\n\nI see your point. But it is oh so wonderful to send an enemy a glitter bomb.", ">\n\nPeople actually have enemies? And fantasize about vengeful antics?\nI really need to get out more", ">\n\nI would say this is the most popular opinion ever posted on this thread. NO ONE is coming out in support of glitter.", ">\n\ni support glitter 😂", ">\n\nDownvote this person into oblivion ☝️", ">\n\nThats a downvote for you! Glitter rules!", ">\n\nI hope you get it stuck in your hard to reach places!", ">\n\nAnd you have a life with no happy sparklies!", ">\n\nNGL, I don't even care about the whole micro plastics thing that much, I just hate the mess it leaves in general, seems the second a kid spills glitter in a house you're going to be finding little specs of glitter all around the place until the end of time. (or the building burns down, whatever is first) Even with effort to clean it up some always manages to remain. \nThink a good way of telling if a house was ever owned by a family with kids is just to have a good look at the gaps between floor boards, skirting and what not, any glitter and you know kids have likely been there.", ">\n\nI'm an artist who works with glitter and resin, and you're all absolutely correct. It's a plague, and I love it. Studio floors are gorgeous, but it gets places I haven't been, ever. It's in my boyfriends welding helmet, and that doesn't come home.", ">\n\nI have 3 daughters and especially when they were younger it seemed like there was glitter everywhere in our house. Well I get a call from my sister who was part angry part couldn't stop laughing. I had given her some leftover infant diapers we had, and she was at the doctors with her recently born son.\nDuring the check up she saw a strange look come over the Docs face, concerned she moved to see what was going on and was horrified to see her sons balls sparkling with glitter.\nGlitter is trash, and gets EVERYWHERE.", ">\n\nWe buy stupid vinyl records that are damage the first time you use them, instead of CDs. CD s are just music delivery system. People buy non stick pans, which are disposable, as opposed to a stainless steel pans which will out last your grandchildren. People buy expensive cell phones that you throw out when the battery is dead. I have five working computers, that they turned off the operating systems. They say people buy fast fashion. Hell, I can't but anything else. I can live with the glitter.", ">\n\nI had my MacBook for 10 years. Still worked perfectly. But I couldn’t update it anymore. Roughly 6 months later, none of the apps I was trying to run would work anymore. So I had to get a new one. I didn’t need a new one. It was annoying. I like my current MacBook but I’m annoyed that I even have to have it.", ">\n\nthis sub needs an update it's littered with popular opinions", ">\n\nThe things people will do for karma.\nAnd people admit knowing the rules and upvoting when they agree", ">\n\nBioglitter ftw", ">\n\nNo glitter, ftmfw", ">\n\nWhy do you hate fun", ">\n\nWhy do you choose to be the way you are?", ">\n\nGlitter is the middle of sequins\nEdit: get rid of both", ">\n\nI love glitter. They shine and shimmer", ">\n\ndid something concerning glitter happen to you recently lol? jusk askin", ">\n\nOP is probably another victim of the glitter boobytrap.", ">\n\ni’m a raver so reading these comments is just painful 😭😭😭😭", ">\n\nBuy the bio/eco-friendly glitter! I use it for music festivals and love it.", ">\n\ngood idea 😊😊😊", ">\n\nWhen I need to use glitter, I'm buying a biodegradable one. Problem solved", ">\n\nI think it's funny that every time I go to a music festival the people who say they love the planet the most are the first to throw glitter and chemical glow sticks like it's going out of style.", ">\n\nI go to music festivals and love face glitter, but I buy the bio/eco glitter that is made from algae. Not trying to be confrontational with you, just don't want you to think that everyone who loves to sparkle hates the environment.", ">\n\nI hate both", ">\n\nThis isn't an unpopular opinion....\nIDK if you've seen Good Mythical Morning, but they had glitter on the show ONCE and then instituted a serious, company-wide policy of banning glitter completely. Link still looks mad whenever the subject of glitter comes up.", ">\n\nPREACH", ">\n\nCheck your mailbox (there is a glitter bomb)", ">\n\nCards that play music are electronic waste", ">\n\nI agree. Easy downvote.", ">", ">\n\nlol is reddit supoosed to be an imageboard now? whats with the image replies", ">", ">\n\nThis is 10/10 not an upopular opinion. It’s is literally the herpes of the arts and crafts world. Nobody wants it, but of COURSE somebody has it, and they usually don’t tell you about it until it’s too late, and once you have it it’s impossible to get rid of.", ">\n\nThat's a great analogy. Even though I love glitter", ">\n\nI teach little children. I absolutely love glitter!", ">\n\nFantastic read for anyone interested. \nWhat Is Glitter? By Caity Weaver for The New York Times", ">\n\nBiodegradable glitter", ">\n\nbiggest sigh known to man", ">\n\nI don’t do much craft, but me and all the other performers I know are using biodegradable glitter products now.", ">\n\nDon’t get me started on edible glitter…", ">\n\nThis girl I'm talking to said \"give me your arm\" I was watching TV so I just obliged, she rubbed my whole arm with a brush that got loads of glitter on my skin. \"Now you sparkle like me\" was all I got when I asked why on earth I would want that.", ">\n\nGlitter is the STI of the arts and crafts world", ">\n\nOn what planet is this unpopular?", ">\n\nMercury, the surface temperature permanently fuses the glitter with everything it touches", ">\n\nI agree, but I use biodegradable glitter. I wish I could ditch it but I’m a rave girl, so that’s simply not an option…😏", ">\n\nSame goes for filling party balloons with helium. Literally taking a finite resource and filling a piece of trash with it.", ">\n\nI hope someone glitterbombs you", ">\n\nI hope someone glitter bombs me.", ">\n\nI like glitter. I'm man enough to say it", ">\n\nIs this Opposite Day in r/unpopularopinion? \nr/unpopularopinion glitter is the best, closely followed by sand.", ">\n\nIt is always opposite day here.\nAny actual unpopular opinions were banned a long time ago, try mentioning weight or race and chances are the mods will automatically ban it.", ">\n\nI despise glitter, it gets EVERYWHERE, and it sticks too. I just do my best to avoid it", ">\n\nI love the look of glitter. I love the biodegradable stuff but the price is insane and to buy craft is so cheap and easy. It's disappointing. I have a cup that's covered in glitter the best part is it sealed in and does shed everywhere.", ">\n\nI smell this opinion getting deleted from a mile away", ">\n\nCan we use glitter for scammers and people who steal packages?", ">\n\nI remember seeing videos of this man who made this box which used GPS and hidden cameras on all sides to catch porch pirates. When the person took the packaging off the box, an alarm sounded and it would throw up massive clouds of glitter.", ">\n\nYES! AND BALLOONS!! Enough with the balloon releases and glitter bombs!!", ">\n\nI would have to argue that balloons are worse than glitter. At least from an environmental, less-waste perspective.", ">\n\nBalloons are an eco nightmare and I wish we could ban them... But glitter sucks too.", ">\n\nGlitter is the herpes of the craft world. I would be happy to never see it again", ">\n\nThis post is just an I hate glitter circle jerk. We all hate glitter", ">\n\nMark Rober gets a pass." ]

[ "Glitter is the herpes of the crafting world", ">\n\nMy sister used to say this, she actually mailed our aunt a joke card filled with glitter designed to gently explode upon opening. When our aunt called our house, my sister just told her she gave her “glitter herpes” to remember her by. Six years latter, our aunt still finds little shiny specs on her couch and shag carpeting.", ">\n\nI'm so sorry to hear about your sister. I assume your aunt murdered her?", ">\n\nI'm sorry to hear Marcus's auntie still keeps shag carpeting. So much the worse for the glitter too.", ">\n\nYou got that wrong, Marcus's auntie keeps shagging carpets", ">\n\nMunch munch munch", ">\n\nDrove Uber, woman dropped a handful of glitter in the back seats, pissed I wouldn’t make a pit stop I guess. Didn’t notice, quick pick up of two nicely dressed women all in black on the way to a church service for their elderly mom. They noticed after sitting down in it. Still took the ride. I wanted to die seeing their black sparkly butts go up the church walk. Screw glitter and all who use it.", ">\n\nI'm not a huge fan of glitter, but biodegradable glitter does exist and is common. I think non-biodegradable glitter should stop being used though.", ">\n\nIt still gets EVERYWHERE", ">\n\nI don’t like sand", ">\n\nIt's coarse and rough and irritating", ">\n\nNot like here. Here everything is soft, and smooth.", ">\n\nRepeat after me kids:\nGLITTER IS LITTER", ">\n\nG-litter\nGlorious litter \nIt's pretty\nIt's still litter.", ">\n\n\"pretty to look at\" is as good as glitter gets", ">\n\nOf course. No one told you to eat it", ">\n\nA lot of times it contains heavy metals too", ">\n\nNo wonder those bands in the 80s used to use a lot of it", ">\n\nGlitter is the herpes of the rock world.", ">\n\nI think herpes was still the herpes of the rock world back then... poor Pam.", ">\n\nGlitter is not allowed in my house \nI allowed it once and still can find traces of it to this day....", ">\n\nI had a phone case with glitter. The thing busted months ago and I'm STILL finding traces of it", ">\n\nI will assault anyone who thinks it’s funny to give me a glitter bomb as a joke gift", ">\n\nGlitter bombs are only acceptable for cheating exes", ">\n\nAnd porch pirates", ">\n\nI saw a prank video about that on YouTube", ">\n\nYeah Mark Rober did it for 5 years, pretty epic prank", ">\n\nAs someone who just wore an all glitter dress I got for Christmas to an out of state function, I hate glitter. I burned the dress after I got home. Literally everywhere I went I left a trail of glitter and I felt like the biggest asshole on the planet. I went to go potty and the stall looked like someone murdered a glitter pixie. I don't think this is unpopular.", ">\n\nPotty? Grow up", ">\n\n/r/gatekeeping", ">\n\nPerhaps the most banal version of it.", ">\n\n\"Critics who treat 'adult' as a term of approval, instead of as a merely descriptive term, cannot be adult themselves. To be concerned about being grown up, to admire the grown up because it is grown up, to blush at the suspicion of being childish; these things are the marks of childhood and adolescence. And in childhood and adolescence they are, in moderation, healthy symptoms. Young things ought to want to grow. But to carry on into middle life or even into early manhood this concern about being adult is a mark of really arrested development. When I was ten, I read fairy tales in secret and would have been ashamed if I had been found doing so. Now that I am fifty I read them openly. When I became a man I put away childish things, including the fear of childishness and the desire to be very grown up.\" -- C.S. Lewis", ">\n\nAnd that's why I bought bio degradable glitter. I freaking love sparkles but the planet is important. There's also edible glitter that I plan on getting eventually.", ">\n\nIts fun. But you'll definitely spill some and find it everywhere for a few weeks. Not as bad as regular glitter tho. And your poop looks fancy for a day.\nBut: Biodegradable is a lie, usually. It's only biodegradable under VERY specific circumstances that are not met in a landfill or even most bio waste composting plants. Burning it works just fine :D", ">\n\nThis is popular as fuck", ">\n\nThe fact that glitter both exists and is used says otherwise.", ">\n\nI exist and am used, but I'm not popular.", ">\n\nBut are you biodegradable?", ">\n\nEverything except my bones.", ">\n\nGlitter is terrible. Now, sparkly stuff that doesn't bleed onto everything is okay and enjoyable. But glitter that leaks onto everything and never goes away is so bad", ">\n\nIm like a crow.. i need the shiny in my life", ">\n\nSAME", ">\n\nThe largest purchaser of glitter worldwide actively hides the fact that they are the largest purchaser of glitter worldwide", ">\n\nHow are you going to put me out there like that?", ">\n\nSorry De_Nilla the world has to know what you use all of it for", ">\n\nMy 6 year old could not disagree with this comment more strongly.", ">\n\nMy 4 year old too. \nShe dropped a tiny little tub of glitter on the floor (yay Christmas presents!) in the dining room and even after sweeping and hoovering the floor is SPARKLY!", ">\n\nyou could turn on a good old fashioned Kirby, leave it running in one spot for a century, pick it up and it will still sparkle under it", ">\n\nGlitter is a horrific abomination and if any type of plastic should be banned, it should be glitter.", ">\n\nI see your point. But it is oh so wonderful to send an enemy a glitter bomb.", ">\n\nPeople actually have enemies? And fantasize about vengeful antics?\nI really need to get out more", ">\n\nI would say this is the most popular opinion ever posted on this thread. NO ONE is coming out in support of glitter.", ">\n\ni support glitter 😂", ">\n\nDownvote this person into oblivion ☝️", ">\n\nThats a downvote for you! Glitter rules!", ">\n\nI hope you get it stuck in your hard to reach places!", ">\n\nAnd you have a life with no happy sparklies!", ">\n\nNGL, I don't even care about the whole micro plastics thing that much, I just hate the mess it leaves in general, seems the second a kid spills glitter in a house you're going to be finding little specs of glitter all around the place until the end of time. (or the building burns down, whatever is first) Even with effort to clean it up some always manages to remain. \nThink a good way of telling if a house was ever owned by a family with kids is just to have a good look at the gaps between floor boards, skirting and what not, any glitter and you know kids have likely been there.", ">\n\nI'm an artist who works with glitter and resin, and you're all absolutely correct. It's a plague, and I love it. Studio floors are gorgeous, but it gets places I haven't been, ever. It's in my boyfriends welding helmet, and that doesn't come home.", ">\n\nI have 3 daughters and especially when they were younger it seemed like there was glitter everywhere in our house. Well I get a call from my sister who was part angry part couldn't stop laughing. I had given her some leftover infant diapers we had, and she was at the doctors with her recently born son.\nDuring the check up she saw a strange look come over the Docs face, concerned she moved to see what was going on and was horrified to see her sons balls sparkling with glitter.\nGlitter is trash, and gets EVERYWHERE.", ">\n\nWe buy stupid vinyl records that are damage the first time you use them, instead of CDs. CD s are just music delivery system. People buy non stick pans, which are disposable, as opposed to a stainless steel pans which will out last your grandchildren. People buy expensive cell phones that you throw out when the battery is dead. I have five working computers, that they turned off the operating systems. They say people buy fast fashion. Hell, I can't but anything else. I can live with the glitter.", ">\n\nI had my MacBook for 10 years. Still worked perfectly. But I couldn’t update it anymore. Roughly 6 months later, none of the apps I was trying to run would work anymore. So I had to get a new one. I didn’t need a new one. It was annoying. I like my current MacBook but I’m annoyed that I even have to have it.", ">\n\nthis sub needs an update it's littered with popular opinions", ">\n\nThe things people will do for karma.\nAnd people admit knowing the rules and upvoting when they agree", ">\n\nBioglitter ftw", ">\n\nNo glitter, ftmfw", ">\n\nWhy do you hate fun", ">\n\nWhy do you choose to be the way you are?", ">\n\nGlitter is the middle of sequins\nEdit: get rid of both", ">\n\nI love glitter. They shine and shimmer", ">\n\ndid something concerning glitter happen to you recently lol? jusk askin", ">\n\nOP is probably another victim of the glitter boobytrap.", ">\n\ni’m a raver so reading these comments is just painful 😭😭😭😭", ">\n\nBuy the bio/eco-friendly glitter! I use it for music festivals and love it.", ">\n\ngood idea 😊😊😊", ">\n\nWhen I need to use glitter, I'm buying a biodegradable one. Problem solved", ">\n\nI think it's funny that every time I go to a music festival the people who say they love the planet the most are the first to throw glitter and chemical glow sticks like it's going out of style.", ">\n\nI go to music festivals and love face glitter, but I buy the bio/eco glitter that is made from algae. Not trying to be confrontational with you, just don't want you to think that everyone who loves to sparkle hates the environment.", ">\n\nI hate both", ">\n\nThis isn't an unpopular opinion....\nIDK if you've seen Good Mythical Morning, but they had glitter on the show ONCE and then instituted a serious, company-wide policy of banning glitter completely. Link still looks mad whenever the subject of glitter comes up.", ">\n\nPREACH", ">\n\nCheck your mailbox (there is a glitter bomb)", ">\n\nCards that play music are electronic waste", ">\n\nI agree. Easy downvote.", ">", ">\n\nlol is reddit supoosed to be an imageboard now? whats with the image replies", ">", ">\n\nThis is 10/10 not an upopular opinion. It’s is literally the herpes of the arts and crafts world. Nobody wants it, but of COURSE somebody has it, and they usually don’t tell you about it until it’s too late, and once you have it it’s impossible to get rid of.", ">\n\nThat's a great analogy. Even though I love glitter", ">\n\nI teach little children. I absolutely love glitter!", ">\n\nFantastic read for anyone interested. \nWhat Is Glitter? By Caity Weaver for The New York Times", ">\n\nBiodegradable glitter", ">\n\nbiggest sigh known to man", ">\n\nI don’t do much craft, but me and all the other performers I know are using biodegradable glitter products now.", ">\n\nDon’t get me started on edible glitter…", ">\n\nThis girl I'm talking to said \"give me your arm\" I was watching TV so I just obliged, she rubbed my whole arm with a brush that got loads of glitter on my skin. \"Now you sparkle like me\" was all I got when I asked why on earth I would want that.", ">\n\nGlitter is the STI of the arts and crafts world", ">\n\nOn what planet is this unpopular?", ">\n\nMercury, the surface temperature permanently fuses the glitter with everything it touches", ">\n\nI agree, but I use biodegradable glitter. I wish I could ditch it but I’m a rave girl, so that’s simply not an option…😏", ">\n\nSame goes for filling party balloons with helium. Literally taking a finite resource and filling a piece of trash with it.", ">\n\nI hope someone glitterbombs you", ">\n\nI hope someone glitter bombs me.", ">\n\nI like glitter. I'm man enough to say it", ">\n\nIs this Opposite Day in r/unpopularopinion? \nr/unpopularopinion glitter is the best, closely followed by sand.", ">\n\nIt is always opposite day here.\nAny actual unpopular opinions were banned a long time ago, try mentioning weight or race and chances are the mods will automatically ban it.", ">\n\nI despise glitter, it gets EVERYWHERE, and it sticks too. I just do my best to avoid it", ">\n\nI love the look of glitter. I love the biodegradable stuff but the price is insane and to buy craft is so cheap and easy. It's disappointing. I have a cup that's covered in glitter the best part is it sealed in and does shed everywhere.", ">\n\nI smell this opinion getting deleted from a mile away", ">\n\nCan we use glitter for scammers and people who steal packages?", ">\n\nI remember seeing videos of this man who made this box which used GPS and hidden cameras on all sides to catch porch pirates. When the person took the packaging off the box, an alarm sounded and it would throw up massive clouds of glitter.", ">\n\nYES! AND BALLOONS!! Enough with the balloon releases and glitter bombs!!", ">\n\nI would have to argue that balloons are worse than glitter. At least from an environmental, less-waste perspective.", ">\n\nBalloons are an eco nightmare and I wish we could ban them... But glitter sucks too.", ">\n\nGlitter is the herpes of the craft world. I would be happy to never see it again", ">\n\nThis post is just an I hate glitter circle jerk. We all hate glitter", ">\n\nMark Rober gets a pass.", ">\n\nIf your only argument is based on microplastics, you need to find a better one lol" ]

[ "Glitter is the herpes of the crafting world", ">\n\nMy sister used to say this, she actually mailed our aunt a joke card filled with glitter designed to gently explode upon opening. When our aunt called our house, my sister just told her she gave her “glitter herpes” to remember her by. Six years latter, our aunt still finds little shiny specs on her couch and shag carpeting.", ">\n\nI'm so sorry to hear about your sister. I assume your aunt murdered her?", ">\n\nI'm sorry to hear Marcus's auntie still keeps shag carpeting. So much the worse for the glitter too.", ">\n\nYou got that wrong, Marcus's auntie keeps shagging carpets", ">\n\nMunch munch munch", ">\n\nDrove Uber, woman dropped a handful of glitter in the back seats, pissed I wouldn’t make a pit stop I guess. Didn’t notice, quick pick up of two nicely dressed women all in black on the way to a church service for their elderly mom. They noticed after sitting down in it. Still took the ride. I wanted to die seeing their black sparkly butts go up the church walk. Screw glitter and all who use it.", ">\n\nI'm not a huge fan of glitter, but biodegradable glitter does exist and is common. I think non-biodegradable glitter should stop being used though.", ">\n\nIt still gets EVERYWHERE", ">\n\nI don’t like sand", ">\n\nIt's coarse and rough and irritating", ">\n\nNot like here. Here everything is soft, and smooth.", ">\n\nRepeat after me kids:\nGLITTER IS LITTER", ">\n\nG-litter\nGlorious litter \nIt's pretty\nIt's still litter.", ">\n\n\"pretty to look at\" is as good as glitter gets", ">\n\nOf course. No one told you to eat it", ">\n\nA lot of times it contains heavy metals too", ">\n\nNo wonder those bands in the 80s used to use a lot of it", ">\n\nGlitter is the herpes of the rock world.", ">\n\nI think herpes was still the herpes of the rock world back then... poor Pam.", ">\n\nGlitter is not allowed in my house \nI allowed it once and still can find traces of it to this day....", ">\n\nI had a phone case with glitter. The thing busted months ago and I'm STILL finding traces of it", ">\n\nI will assault anyone who thinks it’s funny to give me a glitter bomb as a joke gift", ">\n\nGlitter bombs are only acceptable for cheating exes", ">\n\nAnd porch pirates", ">\n\nI saw a prank video about that on YouTube", ">\n\nYeah Mark Rober did it for 5 years, pretty epic prank", ">\n\nAs someone who just wore an all glitter dress I got for Christmas to an out of state function, I hate glitter. I burned the dress after I got home. Literally everywhere I went I left a trail of glitter and I felt like the biggest asshole on the planet. I went to go potty and the stall looked like someone murdered a glitter pixie. I don't think this is unpopular.", ">\n\nPotty? Grow up", ">\n\n/r/gatekeeping", ">\n\nPerhaps the most banal version of it.", ">\n\n\"Critics who treat 'adult' as a term of approval, instead of as a merely descriptive term, cannot be adult themselves. To be concerned about being grown up, to admire the grown up because it is grown up, to blush at the suspicion of being childish; these things are the marks of childhood and adolescence. And in childhood and adolescence they are, in moderation, healthy symptoms. Young things ought to want to grow. But to carry on into middle life or even into early manhood this concern about being adult is a mark of really arrested development. When I was ten, I read fairy tales in secret and would have been ashamed if I had been found doing so. Now that I am fifty I read them openly. When I became a man I put away childish things, including the fear of childishness and the desire to be very grown up.\" -- C.S. Lewis", ">\n\nAnd that's why I bought bio degradable glitter. I freaking love sparkles but the planet is important. There's also edible glitter that I plan on getting eventually.", ">\n\nIts fun. But you'll definitely spill some and find it everywhere for a few weeks. Not as bad as regular glitter tho. And your poop looks fancy for a day.\nBut: Biodegradable is a lie, usually. It's only biodegradable under VERY specific circumstances that are not met in a landfill or even most bio waste composting plants. Burning it works just fine :D", ">\n\nThis is popular as fuck", ">\n\nThe fact that glitter both exists and is used says otherwise.", ">\n\nI exist and am used, but I'm not popular.", ">\n\nBut are you biodegradable?", ">\n\nEverything except my bones.", ">\n\nGlitter is terrible. Now, sparkly stuff that doesn't bleed onto everything is okay and enjoyable. But glitter that leaks onto everything and never goes away is so bad", ">\n\nIm like a crow.. i need the shiny in my life", ">\n\nSAME", ">\n\nThe largest purchaser of glitter worldwide actively hides the fact that they are the largest purchaser of glitter worldwide", ">\n\nHow are you going to put me out there like that?", ">\n\nSorry De_Nilla the world has to know what you use all of it for", ">\n\nMy 6 year old could not disagree with this comment more strongly.", ">\n\nMy 4 year old too. \nShe dropped a tiny little tub of glitter on the floor (yay Christmas presents!) in the dining room and even after sweeping and hoovering the floor is SPARKLY!", ">\n\nyou could turn on a good old fashioned Kirby, leave it running in one spot for a century, pick it up and it will still sparkle under it", ">\n\nGlitter is a horrific abomination and if any type of plastic should be banned, it should be glitter.", ">\n\nI see your point. But it is oh so wonderful to send an enemy a glitter bomb.", ">\n\nPeople actually have enemies? And fantasize about vengeful antics?\nI really need to get out more", ">\n\nI would say this is the most popular opinion ever posted on this thread. NO ONE is coming out in support of glitter.", ">\n\ni support glitter 😂", ">\n\nDownvote this person into oblivion ☝️", ">\n\nThats a downvote for you! Glitter rules!", ">\n\nI hope you get it stuck in your hard to reach places!", ">\n\nAnd you have a life with no happy sparklies!", ">\n\nNGL, I don't even care about the whole micro plastics thing that much, I just hate the mess it leaves in general, seems the second a kid spills glitter in a house you're going to be finding little specs of glitter all around the place until the end of time. (or the building burns down, whatever is first) Even with effort to clean it up some always manages to remain. \nThink a good way of telling if a house was ever owned by a family with kids is just to have a good look at the gaps between floor boards, skirting and what not, any glitter and you know kids have likely been there.", ">\n\nI'm an artist who works with glitter and resin, and you're all absolutely correct. It's a plague, and I love it. Studio floors are gorgeous, but it gets places I haven't been, ever. It's in my boyfriends welding helmet, and that doesn't come home.", ">\n\nI have 3 daughters and especially when they were younger it seemed like there was glitter everywhere in our house. Well I get a call from my sister who was part angry part couldn't stop laughing. I had given her some leftover infant diapers we had, and she was at the doctors with her recently born son.\nDuring the check up she saw a strange look come over the Docs face, concerned she moved to see what was going on and was horrified to see her sons balls sparkling with glitter.\nGlitter is trash, and gets EVERYWHERE.", ">\n\nWe buy stupid vinyl records that are damage the first time you use them, instead of CDs. CD s are just music delivery system. People buy non stick pans, which are disposable, as opposed to a stainless steel pans which will out last your grandchildren. People buy expensive cell phones that you throw out when the battery is dead. I have five working computers, that they turned off the operating systems. They say people buy fast fashion. Hell, I can't but anything else. I can live with the glitter.", ">\n\nI had my MacBook for 10 years. Still worked perfectly. But I couldn’t update it anymore. Roughly 6 months later, none of the apps I was trying to run would work anymore. So I had to get a new one. I didn’t need a new one. It was annoying. I like my current MacBook but I’m annoyed that I even have to have it.", ">\n\nthis sub needs an update it's littered with popular opinions", ">\n\nThe things people will do for karma.\nAnd people admit knowing the rules and upvoting when they agree", ">\n\nBioglitter ftw", ">\n\nNo glitter, ftmfw", ">\n\nWhy do you hate fun", ">\n\nWhy do you choose to be the way you are?", ">\n\nGlitter is the middle of sequins\nEdit: get rid of both", ">\n\nI love glitter. They shine and shimmer", ">\n\ndid something concerning glitter happen to you recently lol? jusk askin", ">\n\nOP is probably another victim of the glitter boobytrap.", ">\n\ni’m a raver so reading these comments is just painful 😭😭😭😭", ">\n\nBuy the bio/eco-friendly glitter! I use it for music festivals and love it.", ">\n\ngood idea 😊😊😊", ">\n\nWhen I need to use glitter, I'm buying a biodegradable one. Problem solved", ">\n\nI think it's funny that every time I go to a music festival the people who say they love the planet the most are the first to throw glitter and chemical glow sticks like it's going out of style.", ">\n\nI go to music festivals and love face glitter, but I buy the bio/eco glitter that is made from algae. Not trying to be confrontational with you, just don't want you to think that everyone who loves to sparkle hates the environment.", ">\n\nI hate both", ">\n\nThis isn't an unpopular opinion....\nIDK if you've seen Good Mythical Morning, but they had glitter on the show ONCE and then instituted a serious, company-wide policy of banning glitter completely. Link still looks mad whenever the subject of glitter comes up.", ">\n\nPREACH", ">\n\nCheck your mailbox (there is a glitter bomb)", ">\n\nCards that play music are electronic waste", ">\n\nI agree. Easy downvote.", ">", ">\n\nlol is reddit supoosed to be an imageboard now? whats with the image replies", ">", ">\n\nThis is 10/10 not an upopular opinion. It’s is literally the herpes of the arts and crafts world. Nobody wants it, but of COURSE somebody has it, and they usually don’t tell you about it until it’s too late, and once you have it it’s impossible to get rid of.", ">\n\nThat's a great analogy. Even though I love glitter", ">\n\nI teach little children. I absolutely love glitter!", ">\n\nFantastic read for anyone interested. \nWhat Is Glitter? By Caity Weaver for The New York Times", ">\n\nBiodegradable glitter", ">\n\nbiggest sigh known to man", ">\n\nI don’t do much craft, but me and all the other performers I know are using biodegradable glitter products now.", ">\n\nDon’t get me started on edible glitter…", ">\n\nThis girl I'm talking to said \"give me your arm\" I was watching TV so I just obliged, she rubbed my whole arm with a brush that got loads of glitter on my skin. \"Now you sparkle like me\" was all I got when I asked why on earth I would want that.", ">\n\nGlitter is the STI of the arts and crafts world", ">\n\nOn what planet is this unpopular?", ">\n\nMercury, the surface temperature permanently fuses the glitter with everything it touches", ">\n\nI agree, but I use biodegradable glitter. I wish I could ditch it but I’m a rave girl, so that’s simply not an option…😏", ">\n\nSame goes for filling party balloons with helium. Literally taking a finite resource and filling a piece of trash with it.", ">\n\nI hope someone glitterbombs you", ">\n\nI hope someone glitter bombs me.", ">\n\nI like glitter. I'm man enough to say it", ">\n\nIs this Opposite Day in r/unpopularopinion? \nr/unpopularopinion glitter is the best, closely followed by sand.", ">\n\nIt is always opposite day here.\nAny actual unpopular opinions were banned a long time ago, try mentioning weight or race and chances are the mods will automatically ban it.", ">\n\nI despise glitter, it gets EVERYWHERE, and it sticks too. I just do my best to avoid it", ">\n\nI love the look of glitter. I love the biodegradable stuff but the price is insane and to buy craft is so cheap and easy. It's disappointing. I have a cup that's covered in glitter the best part is it sealed in and does shed everywhere.", ">\n\nI smell this opinion getting deleted from a mile away", ">\n\nCan we use glitter for scammers and people who steal packages?", ">\n\nI remember seeing videos of this man who made this box which used GPS and hidden cameras on all sides to catch porch pirates. When the person took the packaging off the box, an alarm sounded and it would throw up massive clouds of glitter.", ">\n\nYES! AND BALLOONS!! Enough with the balloon releases and glitter bombs!!", ">\n\nI would have to argue that balloons are worse than glitter. At least from an environmental, less-waste perspective.", ">\n\nBalloons are an eco nightmare and I wish we could ban them... But glitter sucks too.", ">\n\nGlitter is the herpes of the craft world. I would be happy to never see it again", ">\n\nThis post is just an I hate glitter circle jerk. We all hate glitter", ">\n\nMark Rober gets a pass.", ">\n\nIf your only argument is based on microplastics, you need to find a better one lol", ">\n\nDidn't even have to read the post. Every mom everywhere agrees with you" ]

[ "Glitter is the herpes of the crafting world", ">\n\nMy sister used to say this, she actually mailed our aunt a joke card filled with glitter designed to gently explode upon opening. When our aunt called our house, my sister just told her she gave her “glitter herpes” to remember her by. Six years latter, our aunt still finds little shiny specs on her couch and shag carpeting.", ">\n\nI'm so sorry to hear about your sister. I assume your aunt murdered her?", ">\n\nI'm sorry to hear Marcus's auntie still keeps shag carpeting. So much the worse for the glitter too.", ">\n\nYou got that wrong, Marcus's auntie keeps shagging carpets", ">\n\nMunch munch munch", ">\n\nDrove Uber, woman dropped a handful of glitter in the back seats, pissed I wouldn’t make a pit stop I guess. Didn’t notice, quick pick up of two nicely dressed women all in black on the way to a church service for their elderly mom. They noticed after sitting down in it. Still took the ride. I wanted to die seeing their black sparkly butts go up the church walk. Screw glitter and all who use it.", ">\n\nI'm not a huge fan of glitter, but biodegradable glitter does exist and is common. I think non-biodegradable glitter should stop being used though.", ">\n\nIt still gets EVERYWHERE", ">\n\nI don’t like sand", ">\n\nIt's coarse and rough and irritating", ">\n\nNot like here. Here everything is soft, and smooth.", ">\n\nRepeat after me kids:\nGLITTER IS LITTER", ">\n\nG-litter\nGlorious litter \nIt's pretty\nIt's still litter.", ">\n\n\"pretty to look at\" is as good as glitter gets", ">\n\nOf course. No one told you to eat it", ">\n\nA lot of times it contains heavy metals too", ">\n\nNo wonder those bands in the 80s used to use a lot of it", ">\n\nGlitter is the herpes of the rock world.", ">\n\nI think herpes was still the herpes of the rock world back then... poor Pam.", ">\n\nGlitter is not allowed in my house \nI allowed it once and still can find traces of it to this day....", ">\n\nI had a phone case with glitter. The thing busted months ago and I'm STILL finding traces of it", ">\n\nI will assault anyone who thinks it’s funny to give me a glitter bomb as a joke gift", ">\n\nGlitter bombs are only acceptable for cheating exes", ">\n\nAnd porch pirates", ">\n\nI saw a prank video about that on YouTube", ">\n\nYeah Mark Rober did it for 5 years, pretty epic prank", ">\n\nAs someone who just wore an all glitter dress I got for Christmas to an out of state function, I hate glitter. I burned the dress after I got home. Literally everywhere I went I left a trail of glitter and I felt like the biggest asshole on the planet. I went to go potty and the stall looked like someone murdered a glitter pixie. I don't think this is unpopular.", ">\n\nPotty? Grow up", ">\n\n/r/gatekeeping", ">\n\nPerhaps the most banal version of it.", ">\n\n\"Critics who treat 'adult' as a term of approval, instead of as a merely descriptive term, cannot be adult themselves. To be concerned about being grown up, to admire the grown up because it is grown up, to blush at the suspicion of being childish; these things are the marks of childhood and adolescence. And in childhood and adolescence they are, in moderation, healthy symptoms. Young things ought to want to grow. But to carry on into middle life or even into early manhood this concern about being adult is a mark of really arrested development. When I was ten, I read fairy tales in secret and would have been ashamed if I had been found doing so. Now that I am fifty I read them openly. When I became a man I put away childish things, including the fear of childishness and the desire to be very grown up.\" -- C.S. Lewis", ">\n\nAnd that's why I bought bio degradable glitter. I freaking love sparkles but the planet is important. There's also edible glitter that I plan on getting eventually.", ">\n\nIts fun. But you'll definitely spill some and find it everywhere for a few weeks. Not as bad as regular glitter tho. And your poop looks fancy for a day.\nBut: Biodegradable is a lie, usually. It's only biodegradable under VERY specific circumstances that are not met in a landfill or even most bio waste composting plants. Burning it works just fine :D", ">\n\nThis is popular as fuck", ">\n\nThe fact that glitter both exists and is used says otherwise.", ">\n\nI exist and am used, but I'm not popular.", ">\n\nBut are you biodegradable?", ">\n\nEverything except my bones.", ">\n\nGlitter is terrible. Now, sparkly stuff that doesn't bleed onto everything is okay and enjoyable. But glitter that leaks onto everything and never goes away is so bad", ">\n\nIm like a crow.. i need the shiny in my life", ">\n\nSAME", ">\n\nThe largest purchaser of glitter worldwide actively hides the fact that they are the largest purchaser of glitter worldwide", ">\n\nHow are you going to put me out there like that?", ">\n\nSorry De_Nilla the world has to know what you use all of it for", ">\n\nMy 6 year old could not disagree with this comment more strongly.", ">\n\nMy 4 year old too. \nShe dropped a tiny little tub of glitter on the floor (yay Christmas presents!) in the dining room and even after sweeping and hoovering the floor is SPARKLY!", ">\n\nyou could turn on a good old fashioned Kirby, leave it running in one spot for a century, pick it up and it will still sparkle under it", ">\n\nGlitter is a horrific abomination and if any type of plastic should be banned, it should be glitter.", ">\n\nI see your point. But it is oh so wonderful to send an enemy a glitter bomb.", ">\n\nPeople actually have enemies? And fantasize about vengeful antics?\nI really need to get out more", ">\n\nI would say this is the most popular opinion ever posted on this thread. NO ONE is coming out in support of glitter.", ">\n\ni support glitter 😂", ">\n\nDownvote this person into oblivion ☝️", ">\n\nThats a downvote for you! Glitter rules!", ">\n\nI hope you get it stuck in your hard to reach places!", ">\n\nAnd you have a life with no happy sparklies!", ">\n\nNGL, I don't even care about the whole micro plastics thing that much, I just hate the mess it leaves in general, seems the second a kid spills glitter in a house you're going to be finding little specs of glitter all around the place until the end of time. (or the building burns down, whatever is first) Even with effort to clean it up some always manages to remain. \nThink a good way of telling if a house was ever owned by a family with kids is just to have a good look at the gaps between floor boards, skirting and what not, any glitter and you know kids have likely been there.", ">\n\nI'm an artist who works with glitter and resin, and you're all absolutely correct. It's a plague, and I love it. Studio floors are gorgeous, but it gets places I haven't been, ever. It's in my boyfriends welding helmet, and that doesn't come home.", ">\n\nI have 3 daughters and especially when they were younger it seemed like there was glitter everywhere in our house. Well I get a call from my sister who was part angry part couldn't stop laughing. I had given her some leftover infant diapers we had, and she was at the doctors with her recently born son.\nDuring the check up she saw a strange look come over the Docs face, concerned she moved to see what was going on and was horrified to see her sons balls sparkling with glitter.\nGlitter is trash, and gets EVERYWHERE.", ">\n\nWe buy stupid vinyl records that are damage the first time you use them, instead of CDs. CD s are just music delivery system. People buy non stick pans, which are disposable, as opposed to a stainless steel pans which will out last your grandchildren. People buy expensive cell phones that you throw out when the battery is dead. I have five working computers, that they turned off the operating systems. They say people buy fast fashion. Hell, I can't but anything else. I can live with the glitter.", ">\n\nI had my MacBook for 10 years. Still worked perfectly. But I couldn’t update it anymore. Roughly 6 months later, none of the apps I was trying to run would work anymore. So I had to get a new one. I didn’t need a new one. It was annoying. I like my current MacBook but I’m annoyed that I even have to have it.", ">\n\nthis sub needs an update it's littered with popular opinions", ">\n\nThe things people will do for karma.\nAnd people admit knowing the rules and upvoting when they agree", ">\n\nBioglitter ftw", ">\n\nNo glitter, ftmfw", ">\n\nWhy do you hate fun", ">\n\nWhy do you choose to be the way you are?", ">\n\nGlitter is the middle of sequins\nEdit: get rid of both", ">\n\nI love glitter. They shine and shimmer", ">\n\ndid something concerning glitter happen to you recently lol? jusk askin", ">\n\nOP is probably another victim of the glitter boobytrap.", ">\n\ni’m a raver so reading these comments is just painful 😭😭😭😭", ">\n\nBuy the bio/eco-friendly glitter! I use it for music festivals and love it.", ">\n\ngood idea 😊😊😊", ">\n\nWhen I need to use glitter, I'm buying a biodegradable one. Problem solved", ">\n\nI think it's funny that every time I go to a music festival the people who say they love the planet the most are the first to throw glitter and chemical glow sticks like it's going out of style.", ">\n\nI go to music festivals and love face glitter, but I buy the bio/eco glitter that is made from algae. Not trying to be confrontational with you, just don't want you to think that everyone who loves to sparkle hates the environment.", ">\n\nI hate both", ">\n\nThis isn't an unpopular opinion....\nIDK if you've seen Good Mythical Morning, but they had glitter on the show ONCE and then instituted a serious, company-wide policy of banning glitter completely. Link still looks mad whenever the subject of glitter comes up.", ">\n\nPREACH", ">\n\nCheck your mailbox (there is a glitter bomb)", ">\n\nCards that play music are electronic waste", ">\n\nI agree. Easy downvote.", ">", ">\n\nlol is reddit supoosed to be an imageboard now? whats with the image replies", ">", ">\n\nThis is 10/10 not an upopular opinion. It’s is literally the herpes of the arts and crafts world. Nobody wants it, but of COURSE somebody has it, and they usually don’t tell you about it until it’s too late, and once you have it it’s impossible to get rid of.", ">\n\nThat's a great analogy. Even though I love glitter", ">\n\nI teach little children. I absolutely love glitter!", ">\n\nFantastic read for anyone interested. \nWhat Is Glitter? By Caity Weaver for The New York Times", ">\n\nBiodegradable glitter", ">\n\nbiggest sigh known to man", ">\n\nI don’t do much craft, but me and all the other performers I know are using biodegradable glitter products now.", ">\n\nDon’t get me started on edible glitter…", ">\n\nThis girl I'm talking to said \"give me your arm\" I was watching TV so I just obliged, she rubbed my whole arm with a brush that got loads of glitter on my skin. \"Now you sparkle like me\" was all I got when I asked why on earth I would want that.", ">\n\nGlitter is the STI of the arts and crafts world", ">\n\nOn what planet is this unpopular?", ">\n\nMercury, the surface temperature permanently fuses the glitter with everything it touches", ">\n\nI agree, but I use biodegradable glitter. I wish I could ditch it but I’m a rave girl, so that’s simply not an option…😏", ">\n\nSame goes for filling party balloons with helium. Literally taking a finite resource and filling a piece of trash with it.", ">\n\nI hope someone glitterbombs you", ">\n\nI hope someone glitter bombs me.", ">\n\nI like glitter. I'm man enough to say it", ">\n\nIs this Opposite Day in r/unpopularopinion? \nr/unpopularopinion glitter is the best, closely followed by sand.", ">\n\nIt is always opposite day here.\nAny actual unpopular opinions were banned a long time ago, try mentioning weight or race and chances are the mods will automatically ban it.", ">\n\nI despise glitter, it gets EVERYWHERE, and it sticks too. I just do my best to avoid it", ">\n\nI love the look of glitter. I love the biodegradable stuff but the price is insane and to buy craft is so cheap and easy. It's disappointing. I have a cup that's covered in glitter the best part is it sealed in and does shed everywhere.", ">\n\nI smell this opinion getting deleted from a mile away", ">\n\nCan we use glitter for scammers and people who steal packages?", ">\n\nI remember seeing videos of this man who made this box which used GPS and hidden cameras on all sides to catch porch pirates. When the person took the packaging off the box, an alarm sounded and it would throw up massive clouds of glitter.", ">\n\nYES! AND BALLOONS!! Enough with the balloon releases and glitter bombs!!", ">\n\nI would have to argue that balloons are worse than glitter. At least from an environmental, less-waste perspective.", ">\n\nBalloons are an eco nightmare and I wish we could ban them... But glitter sucks too.", ">\n\nGlitter is the herpes of the craft world. I would be happy to never see it again", ">\n\nThis post is just an I hate glitter circle jerk. We all hate glitter", ">\n\nMark Rober gets a pass.", ">\n\nIf your only argument is based on microplastics, you need to find a better one lol", ">\n\nDidn't even have to read the post. Every mom everywhere agrees with you", ">\n\nWe have 4 kids and respectfully disagree" ]

[ "Glitter is the herpes of the crafting world", ">\n\nMy sister used to say this, she actually mailed our aunt a joke card filled with glitter designed to gently explode upon opening. When our aunt called our house, my sister just told her she gave her “glitter herpes” to remember her by. Six years latter, our aunt still finds little shiny specs on her couch and shag carpeting.", ">\n\nI'm so sorry to hear about your sister. I assume your aunt murdered her?", ">\n\nI'm sorry to hear Marcus's auntie still keeps shag carpeting. So much the worse for the glitter too.", ">\n\nYou got that wrong, Marcus's auntie keeps shagging carpets", ">\n\nMunch munch munch", ">\n\nDrove Uber, woman dropped a handful of glitter in the back seats, pissed I wouldn’t make a pit stop I guess. Didn’t notice, quick pick up of two nicely dressed women all in black on the way to a church service for their elderly mom. They noticed after sitting down in it. Still took the ride. I wanted to die seeing their black sparkly butts go up the church walk. Screw glitter and all who use it.", ">\n\nI'm not a huge fan of glitter, but biodegradable glitter does exist and is common. I think non-biodegradable glitter should stop being used though.", ">\n\nIt still gets EVERYWHERE", ">\n\nI don’t like sand", ">\n\nIt's coarse and rough and irritating", ">\n\nNot like here. Here everything is soft, and smooth.", ">\n\nRepeat after me kids:\nGLITTER IS LITTER", ">\n\nG-litter\nGlorious litter \nIt's pretty\nIt's still litter.", ">\n\n\"pretty to look at\" is as good as glitter gets", ">\n\nOf course. No one told you to eat it", ">\n\nA lot of times it contains heavy metals too", ">\n\nNo wonder those bands in the 80s used to use a lot of it", ">\n\nGlitter is the herpes of the rock world.", ">\n\nI think herpes was still the herpes of the rock world back then... poor Pam.", ">\n\nGlitter is not allowed in my house \nI allowed it once and still can find traces of it to this day....", ">\n\nI had a phone case with glitter. The thing busted months ago and I'm STILL finding traces of it", ">\n\nI will assault anyone who thinks it’s funny to give me a glitter bomb as a joke gift", ">\n\nGlitter bombs are only acceptable for cheating exes", ">\n\nAnd porch pirates", ">\n\nI saw a prank video about that on YouTube", ">\n\nYeah Mark Rober did it for 5 years, pretty epic prank", ">\n\nAs someone who just wore an all glitter dress I got for Christmas to an out of state function, I hate glitter. I burned the dress after I got home. Literally everywhere I went I left a trail of glitter and I felt like the biggest asshole on the planet. I went to go potty and the stall looked like someone murdered a glitter pixie. I don't think this is unpopular.", ">\n\nPotty? Grow up", ">\n\n/r/gatekeeping", ">\n\nPerhaps the most banal version of it.", ">\n\n\"Critics who treat 'adult' as a term of approval, instead of as a merely descriptive term, cannot be adult themselves. To be concerned about being grown up, to admire the grown up because it is grown up, to blush at the suspicion of being childish; these things are the marks of childhood and adolescence. And in childhood and adolescence they are, in moderation, healthy symptoms. Young things ought to want to grow. But to carry on into middle life or even into early manhood this concern about being adult is a mark of really arrested development. When I was ten, I read fairy tales in secret and would have been ashamed if I had been found doing so. Now that I am fifty I read them openly. When I became a man I put away childish things, including the fear of childishness and the desire to be very grown up.\" -- C.S. Lewis", ">\n\nAnd that's why I bought bio degradable glitter. I freaking love sparkles but the planet is important. There's also edible glitter that I plan on getting eventually.", ">\n\nIts fun. But you'll definitely spill some and find it everywhere for a few weeks. Not as bad as regular glitter tho. And your poop looks fancy for a day.\nBut: Biodegradable is a lie, usually. It's only biodegradable under VERY specific circumstances that are not met in a landfill or even most bio waste composting plants. Burning it works just fine :D", ">\n\nThis is popular as fuck", ">\n\nThe fact that glitter both exists and is used says otherwise.", ">\n\nI exist and am used, but I'm not popular.", ">\n\nBut are you biodegradable?", ">\n\nEverything except my bones.", ">\n\nGlitter is terrible. Now, sparkly stuff that doesn't bleed onto everything is okay and enjoyable. But glitter that leaks onto everything and never goes away is so bad", ">\n\nIm like a crow.. i need the shiny in my life", ">\n\nSAME", ">\n\nThe largest purchaser of glitter worldwide actively hides the fact that they are the largest purchaser of glitter worldwide", ">\n\nHow are you going to put me out there like that?", ">\n\nSorry De_Nilla the world has to know what you use all of it for", ">\n\nMy 6 year old could not disagree with this comment more strongly.", ">\n\nMy 4 year old too. \nShe dropped a tiny little tub of glitter on the floor (yay Christmas presents!) in the dining room and even after sweeping and hoovering the floor is SPARKLY!", ">\n\nyou could turn on a good old fashioned Kirby, leave it running in one spot for a century, pick it up and it will still sparkle under it", ">\n\nGlitter is a horrific abomination and if any type of plastic should be banned, it should be glitter.", ">\n\nI see your point. But it is oh so wonderful to send an enemy a glitter bomb.", ">\n\nPeople actually have enemies? And fantasize about vengeful antics?\nI really need to get out more", ">\n\nI would say this is the most popular opinion ever posted on this thread. NO ONE is coming out in support of glitter.", ">\n\ni support glitter 😂", ">\n\nDownvote this person into oblivion ☝️", ">\n\nThats a downvote for you! Glitter rules!", ">\n\nI hope you get it stuck in your hard to reach places!", ">\n\nAnd you have a life with no happy sparklies!", ">\n\nNGL, I don't even care about the whole micro plastics thing that much, I just hate the mess it leaves in general, seems the second a kid spills glitter in a house you're going to be finding little specs of glitter all around the place until the end of time. (or the building burns down, whatever is first) Even with effort to clean it up some always manages to remain. \nThink a good way of telling if a house was ever owned by a family with kids is just to have a good look at the gaps between floor boards, skirting and what not, any glitter and you know kids have likely been there.", ">\n\nI'm an artist who works with glitter and resin, and you're all absolutely correct. It's a plague, and I love it. Studio floors are gorgeous, but it gets places I haven't been, ever. It's in my boyfriends welding helmet, and that doesn't come home.", ">\n\nI have 3 daughters and especially when they were younger it seemed like there was glitter everywhere in our house. Well I get a call from my sister who was part angry part couldn't stop laughing. I had given her some leftover infant diapers we had, and she was at the doctors with her recently born son.\nDuring the check up she saw a strange look come over the Docs face, concerned she moved to see what was going on and was horrified to see her sons balls sparkling with glitter.\nGlitter is trash, and gets EVERYWHERE.", ">\n\nWe buy stupid vinyl records that are damage the first time you use them, instead of CDs. CD s are just music delivery system. People buy non stick pans, which are disposable, as opposed to a stainless steel pans which will out last your grandchildren. People buy expensive cell phones that you throw out when the battery is dead. I have five working computers, that they turned off the operating systems. They say people buy fast fashion. Hell, I can't but anything else. I can live with the glitter.", ">\n\nI had my MacBook for 10 years. Still worked perfectly. But I couldn’t update it anymore. Roughly 6 months later, none of the apps I was trying to run would work anymore. So I had to get a new one. I didn’t need a new one. It was annoying. I like my current MacBook but I’m annoyed that I even have to have it.", ">\n\nthis sub needs an update it's littered with popular opinions", ">\n\nThe things people will do for karma.\nAnd people admit knowing the rules and upvoting when they agree", ">\n\nBioglitter ftw", ">\n\nNo glitter, ftmfw", ">\n\nWhy do you hate fun", ">\n\nWhy do you choose to be the way you are?", ">\n\nGlitter is the middle of sequins\nEdit: get rid of both", ">\n\nI love glitter. They shine and shimmer", ">\n\ndid something concerning glitter happen to you recently lol? jusk askin", ">\n\nOP is probably another victim of the glitter boobytrap.", ">\n\ni’m a raver so reading these comments is just painful 😭😭😭😭", ">\n\nBuy the bio/eco-friendly glitter! I use it for music festivals and love it.", ">\n\ngood idea 😊😊😊", ">\n\nWhen I need to use glitter, I'm buying a biodegradable one. Problem solved", ">\n\nI think it's funny that every time I go to a music festival the people who say they love the planet the most are the first to throw glitter and chemical glow sticks like it's going out of style.", ">\n\nI go to music festivals and love face glitter, but I buy the bio/eco glitter that is made from algae. Not trying to be confrontational with you, just don't want you to think that everyone who loves to sparkle hates the environment.", ">\n\nI hate both", ">\n\nThis isn't an unpopular opinion....\nIDK if you've seen Good Mythical Morning, but they had glitter on the show ONCE and then instituted a serious, company-wide policy of banning glitter completely. Link still looks mad whenever the subject of glitter comes up.", ">\n\nPREACH", ">\n\nCheck your mailbox (there is a glitter bomb)", ">\n\nCards that play music are electronic waste", ">\n\nI agree. Easy downvote.", ">", ">\n\nlol is reddit supoosed to be an imageboard now? whats with the image replies", ">", ">\n\nThis is 10/10 not an upopular opinion. It’s is literally the herpes of the arts and crafts world. Nobody wants it, but of COURSE somebody has it, and they usually don’t tell you about it until it’s too late, and once you have it it’s impossible to get rid of.", ">\n\nThat's a great analogy. Even though I love glitter", ">\n\nI teach little children. I absolutely love glitter!", ">\n\nFantastic read for anyone interested. \nWhat Is Glitter? By Caity Weaver for The New York Times", ">\n\nBiodegradable glitter", ">\n\nbiggest sigh known to man", ">\n\nI don’t do much craft, but me and all the other performers I know are using biodegradable glitter products now.", ">\n\nDon’t get me started on edible glitter…", ">\n\nThis girl I'm talking to said \"give me your arm\" I was watching TV so I just obliged, she rubbed my whole arm with a brush that got loads of glitter on my skin. \"Now you sparkle like me\" was all I got when I asked why on earth I would want that.", ">\n\nGlitter is the STI of the arts and crafts world", ">\n\nOn what planet is this unpopular?", ">\n\nMercury, the surface temperature permanently fuses the glitter with everything it touches", ">\n\nI agree, but I use biodegradable glitter. I wish I could ditch it but I’m a rave girl, so that’s simply not an option…😏", ">\n\nSame goes for filling party balloons with helium. Literally taking a finite resource and filling a piece of trash with it.", ">\n\nI hope someone glitterbombs you", ">\n\nI hope someone glitter bombs me.", ">\n\nI like glitter. I'm man enough to say it", ">\n\nIs this Opposite Day in r/unpopularopinion? \nr/unpopularopinion glitter is the best, closely followed by sand.", ">\n\nIt is always opposite day here.\nAny actual unpopular opinions were banned a long time ago, try mentioning weight or race and chances are the mods will automatically ban it.", ">\n\nI despise glitter, it gets EVERYWHERE, and it sticks too. I just do my best to avoid it", ">\n\nI love the look of glitter. I love the biodegradable stuff but the price is insane and to buy craft is so cheap and easy. It's disappointing. I have a cup that's covered in glitter the best part is it sealed in and does shed everywhere.", ">\n\nI smell this opinion getting deleted from a mile away", ">\n\nCan we use glitter for scammers and people who steal packages?", ">\n\nI remember seeing videos of this man who made this box which used GPS and hidden cameras on all sides to catch porch pirates. When the person took the packaging off the box, an alarm sounded and it would throw up massive clouds of glitter.", ">\n\nYES! AND BALLOONS!! Enough with the balloon releases and glitter bombs!!", ">\n\nI would have to argue that balloons are worse than glitter. At least from an environmental, less-waste perspective.", ">\n\nBalloons are an eco nightmare and I wish we could ban them... But glitter sucks too.", ">\n\nGlitter is the herpes of the craft world. I would be happy to never see it again", ">\n\nThis post is just an I hate glitter circle jerk. We all hate glitter", ">\n\nMark Rober gets a pass.", ">\n\nIf your only argument is based on microplastics, you need to find a better one lol", ">\n\nDidn't even have to read the post. Every mom everywhere agrees with you", ">\n\nWe have 4 kids and respectfully disagree", ">\n\n✨ I absolutely love glitter and if I could I would sprinkle it everywhere I went. I think this world would be a better place if there was more glitter in random places. ✨" ]

[ "Glitter is the herpes of the crafting world", ">\n\nMy sister used to say this, she actually mailed our aunt a joke card filled with glitter designed to gently explode upon opening. When our aunt called our house, my sister just told her she gave her “glitter herpes” to remember her by. Six years latter, our aunt still finds little shiny specs on her couch and shag carpeting.", ">\n\nI'm so sorry to hear about your sister. I assume your aunt murdered her?", ">\n\nI'm sorry to hear Marcus's auntie still keeps shag carpeting. So much the worse for the glitter too.", ">\n\nYou got that wrong, Marcus's auntie keeps shagging carpets", ">\n\nMunch munch munch", ">\n\nDrove Uber, woman dropped a handful of glitter in the back seats, pissed I wouldn’t make a pit stop I guess. Didn’t notice, quick pick up of two nicely dressed women all in black on the way to a church service for their elderly mom. They noticed after sitting down in it. Still took the ride. I wanted to die seeing their black sparkly butts go up the church walk. Screw glitter and all who use it.", ">\n\nI'm not a huge fan of glitter, but biodegradable glitter does exist and is common. I think non-biodegradable glitter should stop being used though.", ">\n\nIt still gets EVERYWHERE", ">\n\nI don’t like sand", ">\n\nIt's coarse and rough and irritating", ">\n\nNot like here. Here everything is soft, and smooth.", ">\n\nRepeat after me kids:\nGLITTER IS LITTER", ">\n\nG-litter\nGlorious litter \nIt's pretty\nIt's still litter.", ">\n\n\"pretty to look at\" is as good as glitter gets", ">\n\nOf course. No one told you to eat it", ">\n\nA lot of times it contains heavy metals too", ">\n\nNo wonder those bands in the 80s used to use a lot of it", ">\n\nGlitter is the herpes of the rock world.", ">\n\nI think herpes was still the herpes of the rock world back then... poor Pam.", ">\n\nGlitter is not allowed in my house \nI allowed it once and still can find traces of it to this day....", ">\n\nI had a phone case with glitter. The thing busted months ago and I'm STILL finding traces of it", ">\n\nI will assault anyone who thinks it’s funny to give me a glitter bomb as a joke gift", ">\n\nGlitter bombs are only acceptable for cheating exes", ">\n\nAnd porch pirates", ">\n\nI saw a prank video about that on YouTube", ">\n\nYeah Mark Rober did it for 5 years, pretty epic prank", ">\n\nAs someone who just wore an all glitter dress I got for Christmas to an out of state function, I hate glitter. I burned the dress after I got home. Literally everywhere I went I left a trail of glitter and I felt like the biggest asshole on the planet. I went to go potty and the stall looked like someone murdered a glitter pixie. I don't think this is unpopular.", ">\n\nPotty? Grow up", ">\n\n/r/gatekeeping", ">\n\nPerhaps the most banal version of it.", ">\n\n\"Critics who treat 'adult' as a term of approval, instead of as a merely descriptive term, cannot be adult themselves. To be concerned about being grown up, to admire the grown up because it is grown up, to blush at the suspicion of being childish; these things are the marks of childhood and adolescence. And in childhood and adolescence they are, in moderation, healthy symptoms. Young things ought to want to grow. But to carry on into middle life or even into early manhood this concern about being adult is a mark of really arrested development. When I was ten, I read fairy tales in secret and would have been ashamed if I had been found doing so. Now that I am fifty I read them openly. When I became a man I put away childish things, including the fear of childishness and the desire to be very grown up.\" -- C.S. Lewis", ">\n\nAnd that's why I bought bio degradable glitter. I freaking love sparkles but the planet is important. There's also edible glitter that I plan on getting eventually.", ">\n\nIts fun. But you'll definitely spill some and find it everywhere for a few weeks. Not as bad as regular glitter tho. And your poop looks fancy for a day.\nBut: Biodegradable is a lie, usually. It's only biodegradable under VERY specific circumstances that are not met in a landfill or even most bio waste composting plants. Burning it works just fine :D", ">\n\nThis is popular as fuck", ">\n\nThe fact that glitter both exists and is used says otherwise.", ">\n\nI exist and am used, but I'm not popular.", ">\n\nBut are you biodegradable?", ">\n\nEverything except my bones.", ">\n\nGlitter is terrible. Now, sparkly stuff that doesn't bleed onto everything is okay and enjoyable. But glitter that leaks onto everything and never goes away is so bad", ">\n\nIm like a crow.. i need the shiny in my life", ">\n\nSAME", ">\n\nThe largest purchaser of glitter worldwide actively hides the fact that they are the largest purchaser of glitter worldwide", ">\n\nHow are you going to put me out there like that?", ">\n\nSorry De_Nilla the world has to know what you use all of it for", ">\n\nMy 6 year old could not disagree with this comment more strongly.", ">\n\nMy 4 year old too. \nShe dropped a tiny little tub of glitter on the floor (yay Christmas presents!) in the dining room and even after sweeping and hoovering the floor is SPARKLY!", ">\n\nyou could turn on a good old fashioned Kirby, leave it running in one spot for a century, pick it up and it will still sparkle under it", ">\n\nGlitter is a horrific abomination and if any type of plastic should be banned, it should be glitter.", ">\n\nI see your point. But it is oh so wonderful to send an enemy a glitter bomb.", ">\n\nPeople actually have enemies? And fantasize about vengeful antics?\nI really need to get out more", ">\n\nI would say this is the most popular opinion ever posted on this thread. NO ONE is coming out in support of glitter.", ">\n\ni support glitter 😂", ">\n\nDownvote this person into oblivion ☝️", ">\n\nThats a downvote for you! Glitter rules!", ">\n\nI hope you get it stuck in your hard to reach places!", ">\n\nAnd you have a life with no happy sparklies!", ">\n\nNGL, I don't even care about the whole micro plastics thing that much, I just hate the mess it leaves in general, seems the second a kid spills glitter in a house you're going to be finding little specs of glitter all around the place until the end of time. (or the building burns down, whatever is first) Even with effort to clean it up some always manages to remain. \nThink a good way of telling if a house was ever owned by a family with kids is just to have a good look at the gaps between floor boards, skirting and what not, any glitter and you know kids have likely been there.", ">\n\nI'm an artist who works with glitter and resin, and you're all absolutely correct. It's a plague, and I love it. Studio floors are gorgeous, but it gets places I haven't been, ever. It's in my boyfriends welding helmet, and that doesn't come home.", ">\n\nI have 3 daughters and especially when they were younger it seemed like there was glitter everywhere in our house. Well I get a call from my sister who was part angry part couldn't stop laughing. I had given her some leftover infant diapers we had, and she was at the doctors with her recently born son.\nDuring the check up she saw a strange look come over the Docs face, concerned she moved to see what was going on and was horrified to see her sons balls sparkling with glitter.\nGlitter is trash, and gets EVERYWHERE.", ">\n\nWe buy stupid vinyl records that are damage the first time you use them, instead of CDs. CD s are just music delivery system. People buy non stick pans, which are disposable, as opposed to a stainless steel pans which will out last your grandchildren. People buy expensive cell phones that you throw out when the battery is dead. I have five working computers, that they turned off the operating systems. They say people buy fast fashion. Hell, I can't but anything else. I can live with the glitter.", ">\n\nI had my MacBook for 10 years. Still worked perfectly. But I couldn’t update it anymore. Roughly 6 months later, none of the apps I was trying to run would work anymore. So I had to get a new one. I didn’t need a new one. It was annoying. I like my current MacBook but I’m annoyed that I even have to have it.", ">\n\nthis sub needs an update it's littered with popular opinions", ">\n\nThe things people will do for karma.\nAnd people admit knowing the rules and upvoting when they agree", ">\n\nBioglitter ftw", ">\n\nNo glitter, ftmfw", ">\n\nWhy do you hate fun", ">\n\nWhy do you choose to be the way you are?", ">\n\nGlitter is the middle of sequins\nEdit: get rid of both", ">\n\nI love glitter. They shine and shimmer", ">\n\ndid something concerning glitter happen to you recently lol? jusk askin", ">\n\nOP is probably another victim of the glitter boobytrap.", ">\n\ni’m a raver so reading these comments is just painful 😭😭😭😭", ">\n\nBuy the bio/eco-friendly glitter! I use it for music festivals and love it.", ">\n\ngood idea 😊😊😊", ">\n\nWhen I need to use glitter, I'm buying a biodegradable one. Problem solved", ">\n\nI think it's funny that every time I go to a music festival the people who say they love the planet the most are the first to throw glitter and chemical glow sticks like it's going out of style.", ">\n\nI go to music festivals and love face glitter, but I buy the bio/eco glitter that is made from algae. Not trying to be confrontational with you, just don't want you to think that everyone who loves to sparkle hates the environment.", ">\n\nI hate both", ">\n\nThis isn't an unpopular opinion....\nIDK if you've seen Good Mythical Morning, but they had glitter on the show ONCE and then instituted a serious, company-wide policy of banning glitter completely. Link still looks mad whenever the subject of glitter comes up.", ">\n\nPREACH", ">\n\nCheck your mailbox (there is a glitter bomb)", ">\n\nCards that play music are electronic waste", ">\n\nI agree. Easy downvote.", ">", ">\n\nlol is reddit supoosed to be an imageboard now? whats with the image replies", ">", ">\n\nThis is 10/10 not an upopular opinion. It’s is literally the herpes of the arts and crafts world. Nobody wants it, but of COURSE somebody has it, and they usually don’t tell you about it until it’s too late, and once you have it it’s impossible to get rid of.", ">\n\nThat's a great analogy. Even though I love glitter", ">\n\nI teach little children. I absolutely love glitter!", ">\n\nFantastic read for anyone interested. \nWhat Is Glitter? By Caity Weaver for The New York Times", ">\n\nBiodegradable glitter", ">\n\nbiggest sigh known to man", ">\n\nI don’t do much craft, but me and all the other performers I know are using biodegradable glitter products now.", ">\n\nDon’t get me started on edible glitter…", ">\n\nThis girl I'm talking to said \"give me your arm\" I was watching TV so I just obliged, she rubbed my whole arm with a brush that got loads of glitter on my skin. \"Now you sparkle like me\" was all I got when I asked why on earth I would want that.", ">\n\nGlitter is the STI of the arts and crafts world", ">\n\nOn what planet is this unpopular?", ">\n\nMercury, the surface temperature permanently fuses the glitter with everything it touches", ">\n\nI agree, but I use biodegradable glitter. I wish I could ditch it but I’m a rave girl, so that’s simply not an option…😏", ">\n\nSame goes for filling party balloons with helium. Literally taking a finite resource and filling a piece of trash with it.", ">\n\nI hope someone glitterbombs you", ">\n\nI hope someone glitter bombs me.", ">\n\nI like glitter. I'm man enough to say it", ">\n\nIs this Opposite Day in r/unpopularopinion? \nr/unpopularopinion glitter is the best, closely followed by sand.", ">\n\nIt is always opposite day here.\nAny actual unpopular opinions were banned a long time ago, try mentioning weight or race and chances are the mods will automatically ban it.", ">\n\nI despise glitter, it gets EVERYWHERE, and it sticks too. I just do my best to avoid it", ">\n\nI love the look of glitter. I love the biodegradable stuff but the price is insane and to buy craft is so cheap and easy. It's disappointing. I have a cup that's covered in glitter the best part is it sealed in and does shed everywhere.", ">\n\nI smell this opinion getting deleted from a mile away", ">\n\nCan we use glitter for scammers and people who steal packages?", ">\n\nI remember seeing videos of this man who made this box which used GPS and hidden cameras on all sides to catch porch pirates. When the person took the packaging off the box, an alarm sounded and it would throw up massive clouds of glitter.", ">\n\nYES! AND BALLOONS!! Enough with the balloon releases and glitter bombs!!", ">\n\nI would have to argue that balloons are worse than glitter. At least from an environmental, less-waste perspective.", ">\n\nBalloons are an eco nightmare and I wish we could ban them... But glitter sucks too.", ">\n\nGlitter is the herpes of the craft world. I would be happy to never see it again", ">\n\nThis post is just an I hate glitter circle jerk. We all hate glitter", ">\n\nMark Rober gets a pass.", ">\n\nIf your only argument is based on microplastics, you need to find a better one lol", ">\n\nDidn't even have to read the post. Every mom everywhere agrees with you", ">\n\nWe have 4 kids and respectfully disagree", ">\n\n✨ I absolutely love glitter and if I could I would sprinkle it everywhere I went. I think this world would be a better place if there was more glitter in random places. ✨", ">\n\nlike your liver?\nmmm microplastics in liver" ]

[ "Glitter is the herpes of the crafting world", ">\n\nMy sister used to say this, she actually mailed our aunt a joke card filled with glitter designed to gently explode upon opening. When our aunt called our house, my sister just told her she gave her “glitter herpes” to remember her by. Six years latter, our aunt still finds little shiny specs on her couch and shag carpeting.", ">\n\nI'm so sorry to hear about your sister. I assume your aunt murdered her?", ">\n\nI'm sorry to hear Marcus's auntie still keeps shag carpeting. So much the worse for the glitter too.", ">\n\nYou got that wrong, Marcus's auntie keeps shagging carpets", ">\n\nMunch munch munch", ">\n\nDrove Uber, woman dropped a handful of glitter in the back seats, pissed I wouldn’t make a pit stop I guess. Didn’t notice, quick pick up of two nicely dressed women all in black on the way to a church service for their elderly mom. They noticed after sitting down in it. Still took the ride. I wanted to die seeing their black sparkly butts go up the church walk. Screw glitter and all who use it.", ">\n\nI'm not a huge fan of glitter, but biodegradable glitter does exist and is common. I think non-biodegradable glitter should stop being used though.", ">\n\nIt still gets EVERYWHERE", ">\n\nI don’t like sand", ">\n\nIt's coarse and rough and irritating", ">\n\nNot like here. Here everything is soft, and smooth.", ">\n\nRepeat after me kids:\nGLITTER IS LITTER", ">\n\nG-litter\nGlorious litter \nIt's pretty\nIt's still litter.", ">\n\n\"pretty to look at\" is as good as glitter gets", ">\n\nOf course. No one told you to eat it", ">\n\nA lot of times it contains heavy metals too", ">\n\nNo wonder those bands in the 80s used to use a lot of it", ">\n\nGlitter is the herpes of the rock world.", ">\n\nI think herpes was still the herpes of the rock world back then... poor Pam.", ">\n\nGlitter is not allowed in my house \nI allowed it once and still can find traces of it to this day....", ">\n\nI had a phone case with glitter. The thing busted months ago and I'm STILL finding traces of it", ">\n\nI will assault anyone who thinks it’s funny to give me a glitter bomb as a joke gift", ">\n\nGlitter bombs are only acceptable for cheating exes", ">\n\nAnd porch pirates", ">\n\nI saw a prank video about that on YouTube", ">\n\nYeah Mark Rober did it for 5 years, pretty epic prank", ">\n\nAs someone who just wore an all glitter dress I got for Christmas to an out of state function, I hate glitter. I burned the dress after I got home. Literally everywhere I went I left a trail of glitter and I felt like the biggest asshole on the planet. I went to go potty and the stall looked like someone murdered a glitter pixie. I don't think this is unpopular.", ">\n\nPotty? Grow up", ">\n\n/r/gatekeeping", ">\n\nPerhaps the most banal version of it.", ">\n\n\"Critics who treat 'adult' as a term of approval, instead of as a merely descriptive term, cannot be adult themselves. To be concerned about being grown up, to admire the grown up because it is grown up, to blush at the suspicion of being childish; these things are the marks of childhood and adolescence. And in childhood and adolescence they are, in moderation, healthy symptoms. Young things ought to want to grow. But to carry on into middle life or even into early manhood this concern about being adult is a mark of really arrested development. When I was ten, I read fairy tales in secret and would have been ashamed if I had been found doing so. Now that I am fifty I read them openly. When I became a man I put away childish things, including the fear of childishness and the desire to be very grown up.\" -- C.S. Lewis", ">\n\nAnd that's why I bought bio degradable glitter. I freaking love sparkles but the planet is important. There's also edible glitter that I plan on getting eventually.", ">\n\nIts fun. But you'll definitely spill some and find it everywhere for a few weeks. Not as bad as regular glitter tho. And your poop looks fancy for a day.\nBut: Biodegradable is a lie, usually. It's only biodegradable under VERY specific circumstances that are not met in a landfill or even most bio waste composting plants. Burning it works just fine :D", ">\n\nThis is popular as fuck", ">\n\nThe fact that glitter both exists and is used says otherwise.", ">\n\nI exist and am used, but I'm not popular.", ">\n\nBut are you biodegradable?", ">\n\nEverything except my bones.", ">\n\nGlitter is terrible. Now, sparkly stuff that doesn't bleed onto everything is okay and enjoyable. But glitter that leaks onto everything and never goes away is so bad", ">\n\nIm like a crow.. i need the shiny in my life", ">\n\nSAME", ">\n\nThe largest purchaser of glitter worldwide actively hides the fact that they are the largest purchaser of glitter worldwide", ">\n\nHow are you going to put me out there like that?", ">\n\nSorry De_Nilla the world has to know what you use all of it for", ">\n\nMy 6 year old could not disagree with this comment more strongly.", ">\n\nMy 4 year old too. \nShe dropped a tiny little tub of glitter on the floor (yay Christmas presents!) in the dining room and even after sweeping and hoovering the floor is SPARKLY!", ">\n\nyou could turn on a good old fashioned Kirby, leave it running in one spot for a century, pick it up and it will still sparkle under it", ">\n\nGlitter is a horrific abomination and if any type of plastic should be banned, it should be glitter.", ">\n\nI see your point. But it is oh so wonderful to send an enemy a glitter bomb.", ">\n\nPeople actually have enemies? And fantasize about vengeful antics?\nI really need to get out more", ">\n\nI would say this is the most popular opinion ever posted on this thread. NO ONE is coming out in support of glitter.", ">\n\ni support glitter 😂", ">\n\nDownvote this person into oblivion ☝️", ">\n\nThats a downvote for you! Glitter rules!", ">\n\nI hope you get it stuck in your hard to reach places!", ">\n\nAnd you have a life with no happy sparklies!", ">\n\nNGL, I don't even care about the whole micro plastics thing that much, I just hate the mess it leaves in general, seems the second a kid spills glitter in a house you're going to be finding little specs of glitter all around the place until the end of time. (or the building burns down, whatever is first) Even with effort to clean it up some always manages to remain. \nThink a good way of telling if a house was ever owned by a family with kids is just to have a good look at the gaps between floor boards, skirting and what not, any glitter and you know kids have likely been there.", ">\n\nI'm an artist who works with glitter and resin, and you're all absolutely correct. It's a plague, and I love it. Studio floors are gorgeous, but it gets places I haven't been, ever. It's in my boyfriends welding helmet, and that doesn't come home.", ">\n\nI have 3 daughters and especially when they were younger it seemed like there was glitter everywhere in our house. Well I get a call from my sister who was part angry part couldn't stop laughing. I had given her some leftover infant diapers we had, and she was at the doctors with her recently born son.\nDuring the check up she saw a strange look come over the Docs face, concerned she moved to see what was going on and was horrified to see her sons balls sparkling with glitter.\nGlitter is trash, and gets EVERYWHERE.", ">\n\nWe buy stupid vinyl records that are damage the first time you use them, instead of CDs. CD s are just music delivery system. People buy non stick pans, which are disposable, as opposed to a stainless steel pans which will out last your grandchildren. People buy expensive cell phones that you throw out when the battery is dead. I have five working computers, that they turned off the operating systems. They say people buy fast fashion. Hell, I can't but anything else. I can live with the glitter.", ">\n\nI had my MacBook for 10 years. Still worked perfectly. But I couldn’t update it anymore. Roughly 6 months later, none of the apps I was trying to run would work anymore. So I had to get a new one. I didn’t need a new one. It was annoying. I like my current MacBook but I’m annoyed that I even have to have it.", ">\n\nthis sub needs an update it's littered with popular opinions", ">\n\nThe things people will do for karma.\nAnd people admit knowing the rules and upvoting when they agree", ">\n\nBioglitter ftw", ">\n\nNo glitter, ftmfw", ">\n\nWhy do you hate fun", ">\n\nWhy do you choose to be the way you are?", ">\n\nGlitter is the middle of sequins\nEdit: get rid of both", ">\n\nI love glitter. They shine and shimmer", ">\n\ndid something concerning glitter happen to you recently lol? jusk askin", ">\n\nOP is probably another victim of the glitter boobytrap.", ">\n\ni’m a raver so reading these comments is just painful 😭😭😭😭", ">\n\nBuy the bio/eco-friendly glitter! I use it for music festivals and love it.", ">\n\ngood idea 😊😊😊", ">\n\nWhen I need to use glitter, I'm buying a biodegradable one. Problem solved", ">\n\nI think it's funny that every time I go to a music festival the people who say they love the planet the most are the first to throw glitter and chemical glow sticks like it's going out of style.", ">\n\nI go to music festivals and love face glitter, but I buy the bio/eco glitter that is made from algae. Not trying to be confrontational with you, just don't want you to think that everyone who loves to sparkle hates the environment.", ">\n\nI hate both", ">\n\nThis isn't an unpopular opinion....\nIDK if you've seen Good Mythical Morning, but they had glitter on the show ONCE and then instituted a serious, company-wide policy of banning glitter completely. Link still looks mad whenever the subject of glitter comes up.", ">\n\nPREACH", ">\n\nCheck your mailbox (there is a glitter bomb)", ">\n\nCards that play music are electronic waste", ">\n\nI agree. Easy downvote.", ">", ">\n\nlol is reddit supoosed to be an imageboard now? whats with the image replies", ">", ">\n\nThis is 10/10 not an upopular opinion. It’s is literally the herpes of the arts and crafts world. Nobody wants it, but of COURSE somebody has it, and they usually don’t tell you about it until it’s too late, and once you have it it’s impossible to get rid of.", ">\n\nThat's a great analogy. Even though I love glitter", ">\n\nI teach little children. I absolutely love glitter!", ">\n\nFantastic read for anyone interested. \nWhat Is Glitter? By Caity Weaver for The New York Times", ">\n\nBiodegradable glitter", ">\n\nbiggest sigh known to man", ">\n\nI don’t do much craft, but me and all the other performers I know are using biodegradable glitter products now.", ">\n\nDon’t get me started on edible glitter…", ">\n\nThis girl I'm talking to said \"give me your arm\" I was watching TV so I just obliged, she rubbed my whole arm with a brush that got loads of glitter on my skin. \"Now you sparkle like me\" was all I got when I asked why on earth I would want that.", ">\n\nGlitter is the STI of the arts and crafts world", ">\n\nOn what planet is this unpopular?", ">\n\nMercury, the surface temperature permanently fuses the glitter with everything it touches", ">\n\nI agree, but I use biodegradable glitter. I wish I could ditch it but I’m a rave girl, so that’s simply not an option…😏", ">\n\nSame goes for filling party balloons with helium. Literally taking a finite resource and filling a piece of trash with it.", ">\n\nI hope someone glitterbombs you", ">\n\nI hope someone glitter bombs me.", ">\n\nI like glitter. I'm man enough to say it", ">\n\nIs this Opposite Day in r/unpopularopinion? \nr/unpopularopinion glitter is the best, closely followed by sand.", ">\n\nIt is always opposite day here.\nAny actual unpopular opinions were banned a long time ago, try mentioning weight or race and chances are the mods will automatically ban it.", ">\n\nI despise glitter, it gets EVERYWHERE, and it sticks too. I just do my best to avoid it", ">\n\nI love the look of glitter. I love the biodegradable stuff but the price is insane and to buy craft is so cheap and easy. It's disappointing. I have a cup that's covered in glitter the best part is it sealed in and does shed everywhere.", ">\n\nI smell this opinion getting deleted from a mile away", ">\n\nCan we use glitter for scammers and people who steal packages?", ">\n\nI remember seeing videos of this man who made this box which used GPS and hidden cameras on all sides to catch porch pirates. When the person took the packaging off the box, an alarm sounded and it would throw up massive clouds of glitter.", ">\n\nYES! AND BALLOONS!! Enough with the balloon releases and glitter bombs!!", ">\n\nI would have to argue that balloons are worse than glitter. At least from an environmental, less-waste perspective.", ">\n\nBalloons are an eco nightmare and I wish we could ban them... But glitter sucks too.", ">\n\nGlitter is the herpes of the craft world. I would be happy to never see it again", ">\n\nThis post is just an I hate glitter circle jerk. We all hate glitter", ">\n\nMark Rober gets a pass.", ">\n\nIf your only argument is based on microplastics, you need to find a better one lol", ">\n\nDidn't even have to read the post. Every mom everywhere agrees with you", ">\n\nWe have 4 kids and respectfully disagree", ">\n\n✨ I absolutely love glitter and if I could I would sprinkle it everywhere I went. I think this world would be a better place if there was more glitter in random places. ✨", ">\n\nlike your liver?\nmmm microplastics in liver", ">\n\nYes, I do. But I'll take my chances. Something has to be the cause of our death. Imagine if we were so scared of anything that may kill us, that we avoided doing anything. That's not living. If I die of glitter, I'll be okay with that." ]

[ "Glitter is the herpes of the crafting world", ">\n\nMy sister used to say this, she actually mailed our aunt a joke card filled with glitter designed to gently explode upon opening. When our aunt called our house, my sister just told her she gave her “glitter herpes” to remember her by. Six years latter, our aunt still finds little shiny specs on her couch and shag carpeting.", ">\n\nI'm so sorry to hear about your sister. I assume your aunt murdered her?", ">\n\nI'm sorry to hear Marcus's auntie still keeps shag carpeting. So much the worse for the glitter too.", ">\n\nYou got that wrong, Marcus's auntie keeps shagging carpets", ">\n\nMunch munch munch", ">\n\nDrove Uber, woman dropped a handful of glitter in the back seats, pissed I wouldn’t make a pit stop I guess. Didn’t notice, quick pick up of two nicely dressed women all in black on the way to a church service for their elderly mom. They noticed after sitting down in it. Still took the ride. I wanted to die seeing their black sparkly butts go up the church walk. Screw glitter and all who use it.", ">\n\nI'm not a huge fan of glitter, but biodegradable glitter does exist and is common. I think non-biodegradable glitter should stop being used though.", ">\n\nIt still gets EVERYWHERE", ">\n\nI don’t like sand", ">\n\nIt's coarse and rough and irritating", ">\n\nNot like here. Here everything is soft, and smooth.", ">\n\nRepeat after me kids:\nGLITTER IS LITTER", ">\n\nG-litter\nGlorious litter \nIt's pretty\nIt's still litter.", ">\n\n\"pretty to look at\" is as good as glitter gets", ">\n\nOf course. No one told you to eat it", ">\n\nA lot of times it contains heavy metals too", ">\n\nNo wonder those bands in the 80s used to use a lot of it", ">\n\nGlitter is the herpes of the rock world.", ">\n\nI think herpes was still the herpes of the rock world back then... poor Pam.", ">\n\nGlitter is not allowed in my house \nI allowed it once and still can find traces of it to this day....", ">\n\nI had a phone case with glitter. The thing busted months ago and I'm STILL finding traces of it", ">\n\nI will assault anyone who thinks it’s funny to give me a glitter bomb as a joke gift", ">\n\nGlitter bombs are only acceptable for cheating exes", ">\n\nAnd porch pirates", ">\n\nI saw a prank video about that on YouTube", ">\n\nYeah Mark Rober did it for 5 years, pretty epic prank", ">\n\nAs someone who just wore an all glitter dress I got for Christmas to an out of state function, I hate glitter. I burned the dress after I got home. Literally everywhere I went I left a trail of glitter and I felt like the biggest asshole on the planet. I went to go potty and the stall looked like someone murdered a glitter pixie. I don't think this is unpopular.", ">\n\nPotty? Grow up", ">\n\n/r/gatekeeping", ">\n\nPerhaps the most banal version of it.", ">\n\n\"Critics who treat 'adult' as a term of approval, instead of as a merely descriptive term, cannot be adult themselves. To be concerned about being grown up, to admire the grown up because it is grown up, to blush at the suspicion of being childish; these things are the marks of childhood and adolescence. And in childhood and adolescence they are, in moderation, healthy symptoms. Young things ought to want to grow. But to carry on into middle life or even into early manhood this concern about being adult is a mark of really arrested development. When I was ten, I read fairy tales in secret and would have been ashamed if I had been found doing so. Now that I am fifty I read them openly. When I became a man I put away childish things, including the fear of childishness and the desire to be very grown up.\" -- C.S. Lewis", ">\n\nAnd that's why I bought bio degradable glitter. I freaking love sparkles but the planet is important. There's also edible glitter that I plan on getting eventually.", ">\n\nIts fun. But you'll definitely spill some and find it everywhere for a few weeks. Not as bad as regular glitter tho. And your poop looks fancy for a day.\nBut: Biodegradable is a lie, usually. It's only biodegradable under VERY specific circumstances that are not met in a landfill or even most bio waste composting plants. Burning it works just fine :D", ">\n\nThis is popular as fuck", ">\n\nThe fact that glitter both exists and is used says otherwise.", ">\n\nI exist and am used, but I'm not popular.", ">\n\nBut are you biodegradable?", ">\n\nEverything except my bones.", ">\n\nGlitter is terrible. Now, sparkly stuff that doesn't bleed onto everything is okay and enjoyable. But glitter that leaks onto everything and never goes away is so bad", ">\n\nIm like a crow.. i need the shiny in my life", ">\n\nSAME", ">\n\nThe largest purchaser of glitter worldwide actively hides the fact that they are the largest purchaser of glitter worldwide", ">\n\nHow are you going to put me out there like that?", ">\n\nSorry De_Nilla the world has to know what you use all of it for", ">\n\nMy 6 year old could not disagree with this comment more strongly.", ">\n\nMy 4 year old too. \nShe dropped a tiny little tub of glitter on the floor (yay Christmas presents!) in the dining room and even after sweeping and hoovering the floor is SPARKLY!", ">\n\nyou could turn on a good old fashioned Kirby, leave it running in one spot for a century, pick it up and it will still sparkle under it", ">\n\nGlitter is a horrific abomination and if any type of plastic should be banned, it should be glitter.", ">\n\nI see your point. But it is oh so wonderful to send an enemy a glitter bomb.", ">\n\nPeople actually have enemies? And fantasize about vengeful antics?\nI really need to get out more", ">\n\nI would say this is the most popular opinion ever posted on this thread. NO ONE is coming out in support of glitter.", ">\n\ni support glitter 😂", ">\n\nDownvote this person into oblivion ☝️", ">\n\nThats a downvote for you! Glitter rules!", ">\n\nI hope you get it stuck in your hard to reach places!", ">\n\nAnd you have a life with no happy sparklies!", ">\n\nNGL, I don't even care about the whole micro plastics thing that much, I just hate the mess it leaves in general, seems the second a kid spills glitter in a house you're going to be finding little specs of glitter all around the place until the end of time. (or the building burns down, whatever is first) Even with effort to clean it up some always manages to remain. \nThink a good way of telling if a house was ever owned by a family with kids is just to have a good look at the gaps between floor boards, skirting and what not, any glitter and you know kids have likely been there.", ">\n\nI'm an artist who works with glitter and resin, and you're all absolutely correct. It's a plague, and I love it. Studio floors are gorgeous, but it gets places I haven't been, ever. It's in my boyfriends welding helmet, and that doesn't come home.", ">\n\nI have 3 daughters and especially when they were younger it seemed like there was glitter everywhere in our house. Well I get a call from my sister who was part angry part couldn't stop laughing. I had given her some leftover infant diapers we had, and she was at the doctors with her recently born son.\nDuring the check up she saw a strange look come over the Docs face, concerned she moved to see what was going on and was horrified to see her sons balls sparkling with glitter.\nGlitter is trash, and gets EVERYWHERE.", ">\n\nWe buy stupid vinyl records that are damage the first time you use them, instead of CDs. CD s are just music delivery system. People buy non stick pans, which are disposable, as opposed to a stainless steel pans which will out last your grandchildren. People buy expensive cell phones that you throw out when the battery is dead. I have five working computers, that they turned off the operating systems. They say people buy fast fashion. Hell, I can't but anything else. I can live with the glitter.", ">\n\nI had my MacBook for 10 years. Still worked perfectly. But I couldn’t update it anymore. Roughly 6 months later, none of the apps I was trying to run would work anymore. So I had to get a new one. I didn’t need a new one. It was annoying. I like my current MacBook but I’m annoyed that I even have to have it.", ">\n\nthis sub needs an update it's littered with popular opinions", ">\n\nThe things people will do for karma.\nAnd people admit knowing the rules and upvoting when they agree", ">\n\nBioglitter ftw", ">\n\nNo glitter, ftmfw", ">\n\nWhy do you hate fun", ">\n\nWhy do you choose to be the way you are?", ">\n\nGlitter is the middle of sequins\nEdit: get rid of both", ">\n\nI love glitter. They shine and shimmer", ">\n\ndid something concerning glitter happen to you recently lol? jusk askin", ">\n\nOP is probably another victim of the glitter boobytrap.", ">\n\ni’m a raver so reading these comments is just painful 😭😭😭😭", ">\n\nBuy the bio/eco-friendly glitter! I use it for music festivals and love it.", ">\n\ngood idea 😊😊😊", ">\n\nWhen I need to use glitter, I'm buying a biodegradable one. Problem solved", ">\n\nI think it's funny that every time I go to a music festival the people who say they love the planet the most are the first to throw glitter and chemical glow sticks like it's going out of style.", ">\n\nI go to music festivals and love face glitter, but I buy the bio/eco glitter that is made from algae. Not trying to be confrontational with you, just don't want you to think that everyone who loves to sparkle hates the environment.", ">\n\nI hate both", ">\n\nThis isn't an unpopular opinion....\nIDK if you've seen Good Mythical Morning, but they had glitter on the show ONCE and then instituted a serious, company-wide policy of banning glitter completely. Link still looks mad whenever the subject of glitter comes up.", ">\n\nPREACH", ">\n\nCheck your mailbox (there is a glitter bomb)", ">\n\nCards that play music are electronic waste", ">\n\nI agree. Easy downvote.", ">", ">\n\nlol is reddit supoosed to be an imageboard now? whats with the image replies", ">", ">\n\nThis is 10/10 not an upopular opinion. It’s is literally the herpes of the arts and crafts world. Nobody wants it, but of COURSE somebody has it, and they usually don’t tell you about it until it’s too late, and once you have it it’s impossible to get rid of.", ">\n\nThat's a great analogy. Even though I love glitter", ">\n\nI teach little children. I absolutely love glitter!", ">\n\nFantastic read for anyone interested. \nWhat Is Glitter? By Caity Weaver for The New York Times", ">\n\nBiodegradable glitter", ">\n\nbiggest sigh known to man", ">\n\nI don’t do much craft, but me and all the other performers I know are using biodegradable glitter products now.", ">\n\nDon’t get me started on edible glitter…", ">\n\nThis girl I'm talking to said \"give me your arm\" I was watching TV so I just obliged, she rubbed my whole arm with a brush that got loads of glitter on my skin. \"Now you sparkle like me\" was all I got when I asked why on earth I would want that.", ">\n\nGlitter is the STI of the arts and crafts world", ">\n\nOn what planet is this unpopular?", ">\n\nMercury, the surface temperature permanently fuses the glitter with everything it touches", ">\n\nI agree, but I use biodegradable glitter. I wish I could ditch it but I’m a rave girl, so that’s simply not an option…😏", ">\n\nSame goes for filling party balloons with helium. Literally taking a finite resource and filling a piece of trash with it.", ">\n\nI hope someone glitterbombs you", ">\n\nI hope someone glitter bombs me.", ">\n\nI like glitter. I'm man enough to say it", ">\n\nIs this Opposite Day in r/unpopularopinion? \nr/unpopularopinion glitter is the best, closely followed by sand.", ">\n\nIt is always opposite day here.\nAny actual unpopular opinions were banned a long time ago, try mentioning weight or race and chances are the mods will automatically ban it.", ">\n\nI despise glitter, it gets EVERYWHERE, and it sticks too. I just do my best to avoid it", ">\n\nI love the look of glitter. I love the biodegradable stuff but the price is insane and to buy craft is so cheap and easy. It's disappointing. I have a cup that's covered in glitter the best part is it sealed in and does shed everywhere.", ">\n\nI smell this opinion getting deleted from a mile away", ">\n\nCan we use glitter for scammers and people who steal packages?", ">\n\nI remember seeing videos of this man who made this box which used GPS and hidden cameras on all sides to catch porch pirates. When the person took the packaging off the box, an alarm sounded and it would throw up massive clouds of glitter.", ">\n\nYES! AND BALLOONS!! Enough with the balloon releases and glitter bombs!!", ">\n\nI would have to argue that balloons are worse than glitter. At least from an environmental, less-waste perspective.", ">\n\nBalloons are an eco nightmare and I wish we could ban them... But glitter sucks too.", ">\n\nGlitter is the herpes of the craft world. I would be happy to never see it again", ">\n\nThis post is just an I hate glitter circle jerk. We all hate glitter", ">\n\nMark Rober gets a pass.", ">\n\nIf your only argument is based on microplastics, you need to find a better one lol", ">\n\nDidn't even have to read the post. Every mom everywhere agrees with you", ">\n\nWe have 4 kids and respectfully disagree", ">\n\n✨ I absolutely love glitter and if I could I would sprinkle it everywhere I went. I think this world would be a better place if there was more glitter in random places. ✨", ">\n\nlike your liver?\nmmm microplastics in liver", ">\n\nYes, I do. But I'll take my chances. Something has to be the cause of our death. Imagine if we were so scared of anything that may kill us, that we avoided doing anything. That's not living. If I die of glitter, I'll be okay with that.", ">\n\nI'm also ok with you dieing from glitter; myself, not so much." ]

[ "Glitter is the herpes of the crafting world", ">\n\nMy sister used to say this, she actually mailed our aunt a joke card filled with glitter designed to gently explode upon opening. When our aunt called our house, my sister just told her she gave her “glitter herpes” to remember her by. Six years latter, our aunt still finds little shiny specs on her couch and shag carpeting.", ">\n\nI'm so sorry to hear about your sister. I assume your aunt murdered her?", ">\n\nI'm sorry to hear Marcus's auntie still keeps shag carpeting. So much the worse for the glitter too.", ">\n\nYou got that wrong, Marcus's auntie keeps shagging carpets", ">\n\nMunch munch munch", ">\n\nDrove Uber, woman dropped a handful of glitter in the back seats, pissed I wouldn’t make a pit stop I guess. Didn’t notice, quick pick up of two nicely dressed women all in black on the way to a church service for their elderly mom. They noticed after sitting down in it. Still took the ride. I wanted to die seeing their black sparkly butts go up the church walk. Screw glitter and all who use it.", ">\n\nI'm not a huge fan of glitter, but biodegradable glitter does exist and is common. I think non-biodegradable glitter should stop being used though.", ">\n\nIt still gets EVERYWHERE", ">\n\nI don’t like sand", ">\n\nIt's coarse and rough and irritating", ">\n\nNot like here. Here everything is soft, and smooth.", ">\n\nRepeat after me kids:\nGLITTER IS LITTER", ">\n\nG-litter\nGlorious litter \nIt's pretty\nIt's still litter.", ">\n\n\"pretty to look at\" is as good as glitter gets", ">\n\nOf course. No one told you to eat it", ">\n\nA lot of times it contains heavy metals too", ">\n\nNo wonder those bands in the 80s used to use a lot of it", ">\n\nGlitter is the herpes of the rock world.", ">\n\nI think herpes was still the herpes of the rock world back then... poor Pam.", ">\n\nGlitter is not allowed in my house \nI allowed it once and still can find traces of it to this day....", ">\n\nI had a phone case with glitter. The thing busted months ago and I'm STILL finding traces of it", ">\n\nI will assault anyone who thinks it’s funny to give me a glitter bomb as a joke gift", ">\n\nGlitter bombs are only acceptable for cheating exes", ">\n\nAnd porch pirates", ">\n\nI saw a prank video about that on YouTube", ">\n\nYeah Mark Rober did it for 5 years, pretty epic prank", ">\n\nAs someone who just wore an all glitter dress I got for Christmas to an out of state function, I hate glitter. I burned the dress after I got home. Literally everywhere I went I left a trail of glitter and I felt like the biggest asshole on the planet. I went to go potty and the stall looked like someone murdered a glitter pixie. I don't think this is unpopular.", ">\n\nPotty? Grow up", ">\n\n/r/gatekeeping", ">\n\nPerhaps the most banal version of it.", ">\n\n\"Critics who treat 'adult' as a term of approval, instead of as a merely descriptive term, cannot be adult themselves. To be concerned about being grown up, to admire the grown up because it is grown up, to blush at the suspicion of being childish; these things are the marks of childhood and adolescence. And in childhood and adolescence they are, in moderation, healthy symptoms. Young things ought to want to grow. But to carry on into middle life or even into early manhood this concern about being adult is a mark of really arrested development. When I was ten, I read fairy tales in secret and would have been ashamed if I had been found doing so. Now that I am fifty I read them openly. When I became a man I put away childish things, including the fear of childishness and the desire to be very grown up.\" -- C.S. Lewis", ">\n\nAnd that's why I bought bio degradable glitter. I freaking love sparkles but the planet is important. There's also edible glitter that I plan on getting eventually.", ">\n\nIts fun. But you'll definitely spill some and find it everywhere for a few weeks. Not as bad as regular glitter tho. And your poop looks fancy for a day.\nBut: Biodegradable is a lie, usually. It's only biodegradable under VERY specific circumstances that are not met in a landfill or even most bio waste composting plants. Burning it works just fine :D", ">\n\nThis is popular as fuck", ">\n\nThe fact that glitter both exists and is used says otherwise.", ">\n\nI exist and am used, but I'm not popular.", ">\n\nBut are you biodegradable?", ">\n\nEverything except my bones.", ">\n\nGlitter is terrible. Now, sparkly stuff that doesn't bleed onto everything is okay and enjoyable. But glitter that leaks onto everything and never goes away is so bad", ">\n\nIm like a crow.. i need the shiny in my life", ">\n\nSAME", ">\n\nThe largest purchaser of glitter worldwide actively hides the fact that they are the largest purchaser of glitter worldwide", ">\n\nHow are you going to put me out there like that?", ">\n\nSorry De_Nilla the world has to know what you use all of it for", ">\n\nMy 6 year old could not disagree with this comment more strongly.", ">\n\nMy 4 year old too. \nShe dropped a tiny little tub of glitter on the floor (yay Christmas presents!) in the dining room and even after sweeping and hoovering the floor is SPARKLY!", ">\n\nyou could turn on a good old fashioned Kirby, leave it running in one spot for a century, pick it up and it will still sparkle under it", ">\n\nGlitter is a horrific abomination and if any type of plastic should be banned, it should be glitter.", ">\n\nI see your point. But it is oh so wonderful to send an enemy a glitter bomb.", ">\n\nPeople actually have enemies? And fantasize about vengeful antics?\nI really need to get out more", ">\n\nI would say this is the most popular opinion ever posted on this thread. NO ONE is coming out in support of glitter.", ">\n\ni support glitter 😂", ">\n\nDownvote this person into oblivion ☝️", ">\n\nThats a downvote for you! Glitter rules!", ">\n\nI hope you get it stuck in your hard to reach places!", ">\n\nAnd you have a life with no happy sparklies!", ">\n\nNGL, I don't even care about the whole micro plastics thing that much, I just hate the mess it leaves in general, seems the second a kid spills glitter in a house you're going to be finding little specs of glitter all around the place until the end of time. (or the building burns down, whatever is first) Even with effort to clean it up some always manages to remain. \nThink a good way of telling if a house was ever owned by a family with kids is just to have a good look at the gaps between floor boards, skirting and what not, any glitter and you know kids have likely been there.", ">\n\nI'm an artist who works with glitter and resin, and you're all absolutely correct. It's a plague, and I love it. Studio floors are gorgeous, but it gets places I haven't been, ever. It's in my boyfriends welding helmet, and that doesn't come home.", ">\n\nI have 3 daughters and especially when they were younger it seemed like there was glitter everywhere in our house. Well I get a call from my sister who was part angry part couldn't stop laughing. I had given her some leftover infant diapers we had, and she was at the doctors with her recently born son.\nDuring the check up she saw a strange look come over the Docs face, concerned she moved to see what was going on and was horrified to see her sons balls sparkling with glitter.\nGlitter is trash, and gets EVERYWHERE.", ">\n\nWe buy stupid vinyl records that are damage the first time you use them, instead of CDs. CD s are just music delivery system. People buy non stick pans, which are disposable, as opposed to a stainless steel pans which will out last your grandchildren. People buy expensive cell phones that you throw out when the battery is dead. I have five working computers, that they turned off the operating systems. They say people buy fast fashion. Hell, I can't but anything else. I can live with the glitter.", ">\n\nI had my MacBook for 10 years. Still worked perfectly. But I couldn’t update it anymore. Roughly 6 months later, none of the apps I was trying to run would work anymore. So I had to get a new one. I didn’t need a new one. It was annoying. I like my current MacBook but I’m annoyed that I even have to have it.", ">\n\nthis sub needs an update it's littered with popular opinions", ">\n\nThe things people will do for karma.\nAnd people admit knowing the rules and upvoting when they agree", ">\n\nBioglitter ftw", ">\n\nNo glitter, ftmfw", ">\n\nWhy do you hate fun", ">\n\nWhy do you choose to be the way you are?", ">\n\nGlitter is the middle of sequins\nEdit: get rid of both", ">\n\nI love glitter. They shine and shimmer", ">\n\ndid something concerning glitter happen to you recently lol? jusk askin", ">\n\nOP is probably another victim of the glitter boobytrap.", ">\n\ni’m a raver so reading these comments is just painful 😭😭😭😭", ">\n\nBuy the bio/eco-friendly glitter! I use it for music festivals and love it.", ">\n\ngood idea 😊😊😊", ">\n\nWhen I need to use glitter, I'm buying a biodegradable one. Problem solved", ">\n\nI think it's funny that every time I go to a music festival the people who say they love the planet the most are the first to throw glitter and chemical glow sticks like it's going out of style.", ">\n\nI go to music festivals and love face glitter, but I buy the bio/eco glitter that is made from algae. Not trying to be confrontational with you, just don't want you to think that everyone who loves to sparkle hates the environment.", ">\n\nI hate both", ">\n\nThis isn't an unpopular opinion....\nIDK if you've seen Good Mythical Morning, but they had glitter on the show ONCE and then instituted a serious, company-wide policy of banning glitter completely. Link still looks mad whenever the subject of glitter comes up.", ">\n\nPREACH", ">\n\nCheck your mailbox (there is a glitter bomb)", ">\n\nCards that play music are electronic waste", ">\n\nI agree. Easy downvote.", ">", ">\n\nlol is reddit supoosed to be an imageboard now? whats with the image replies", ">", ">\n\nThis is 10/10 not an upopular opinion. It’s is literally the herpes of the arts and crafts world. Nobody wants it, but of COURSE somebody has it, and they usually don’t tell you about it until it’s too late, and once you have it it’s impossible to get rid of.", ">\n\nThat's a great analogy. Even though I love glitter", ">\n\nI teach little children. I absolutely love glitter!", ">\n\nFantastic read for anyone interested. \nWhat Is Glitter? By Caity Weaver for The New York Times", ">\n\nBiodegradable glitter", ">\n\nbiggest sigh known to man", ">\n\nI don’t do much craft, but me and all the other performers I know are using biodegradable glitter products now.", ">\n\nDon’t get me started on edible glitter…", ">\n\nThis girl I'm talking to said \"give me your arm\" I was watching TV so I just obliged, she rubbed my whole arm with a brush that got loads of glitter on my skin. \"Now you sparkle like me\" was all I got when I asked why on earth I would want that.", ">\n\nGlitter is the STI of the arts and crafts world", ">\n\nOn what planet is this unpopular?", ">\n\nMercury, the surface temperature permanently fuses the glitter with everything it touches", ">\n\nI agree, but I use biodegradable glitter. I wish I could ditch it but I’m a rave girl, so that’s simply not an option…😏", ">\n\nSame goes for filling party balloons with helium. Literally taking a finite resource and filling a piece of trash with it.", ">\n\nI hope someone glitterbombs you", ">\n\nI hope someone glitter bombs me.", ">\n\nI like glitter. I'm man enough to say it", ">\n\nIs this Opposite Day in r/unpopularopinion? \nr/unpopularopinion glitter is the best, closely followed by sand.", ">\n\nIt is always opposite day here.\nAny actual unpopular opinions were banned a long time ago, try mentioning weight or race and chances are the mods will automatically ban it.", ">\n\nI despise glitter, it gets EVERYWHERE, and it sticks too. I just do my best to avoid it", ">\n\nI love the look of glitter. I love the biodegradable stuff but the price is insane and to buy craft is so cheap and easy. It's disappointing. I have a cup that's covered in glitter the best part is it sealed in and does shed everywhere.", ">\n\nI smell this opinion getting deleted from a mile away", ">\n\nCan we use glitter for scammers and people who steal packages?", ">\n\nI remember seeing videos of this man who made this box which used GPS and hidden cameras on all sides to catch porch pirates. When the person took the packaging off the box, an alarm sounded and it would throw up massive clouds of glitter.", ">\n\nYES! AND BALLOONS!! Enough with the balloon releases and glitter bombs!!", ">\n\nI would have to argue that balloons are worse than glitter. At least from an environmental, less-waste perspective.", ">\n\nBalloons are an eco nightmare and I wish we could ban them... But glitter sucks too.", ">\n\nGlitter is the herpes of the craft world. I would be happy to never see it again", ">\n\nThis post is just an I hate glitter circle jerk. We all hate glitter", ">\n\nMark Rober gets a pass.", ">\n\nIf your only argument is based on microplastics, you need to find a better one lol", ">\n\nDidn't even have to read the post. Every mom everywhere agrees with you", ">\n\nWe have 4 kids and respectfully disagree", ">\n\n✨ I absolutely love glitter and if I could I would sprinkle it everywhere I went. I think this world would be a better place if there was more glitter in random places. ✨", ">\n\nlike your liver?\nmmm microplastics in liver", ">\n\nYes, I do. But I'll take my chances. Something has to be the cause of our death. Imagine if we were so scared of anything that may kill us, that we avoided doing anything. That's not living. If I die of glitter, I'll be okay with that.", ">\n\nI'm also ok with you dieing from glitter; myself, not so much.", ">\n\nBut I'm okay with you dieing from glitter." ]

[ "Glitter is the herpes of the crafting world", ">\n\nMy sister used to say this, she actually mailed our aunt a joke card filled with glitter designed to gently explode upon opening. When our aunt called our house, my sister just told her she gave her “glitter herpes” to remember her by. Six years latter, our aunt still finds little shiny specs on her couch and shag carpeting.", ">\n\nI'm so sorry to hear about your sister. I assume your aunt murdered her?", ">\n\nI'm sorry to hear Marcus's auntie still keeps shag carpeting. So much the worse for the glitter too.", ">\n\nYou got that wrong, Marcus's auntie keeps shagging carpets", ">\n\nMunch munch munch", ">\n\nDrove Uber, woman dropped a handful of glitter in the back seats, pissed I wouldn’t make a pit stop I guess. Didn’t notice, quick pick up of two nicely dressed women all in black on the way to a church service for their elderly mom. They noticed after sitting down in it. Still took the ride. I wanted to die seeing their black sparkly butts go up the church walk. Screw glitter and all who use it.", ">\n\nI'm not a huge fan of glitter, but biodegradable glitter does exist and is common. I think non-biodegradable glitter should stop being used though.", ">\n\nIt still gets EVERYWHERE", ">\n\nI don’t like sand", ">\n\nIt's coarse and rough and irritating", ">\n\nNot like here. Here everything is soft, and smooth.", ">\n\nRepeat after me kids:\nGLITTER IS LITTER", ">\n\nG-litter\nGlorious litter \nIt's pretty\nIt's still litter.", ">\n\n\"pretty to look at\" is as good as glitter gets", ">\n\nOf course. No one told you to eat it", ">\n\nA lot of times it contains heavy metals too", ">\n\nNo wonder those bands in the 80s used to use a lot of it", ">\n\nGlitter is the herpes of the rock world.", ">\n\nI think herpes was still the herpes of the rock world back then... poor Pam.", ">\n\nGlitter is not allowed in my house \nI allowed it once and still can find traces of it to this day....", ">\n\nI had a phone case with glitter. The thing busted months ago and I'm STILL finding traces of it", ">\n\nI will assault anyone who thinks it’s funny to give me a glitter bomb as a joke gift", ">\n\nGlitter bombs are only acceptable for cheating exes", ">\n\nAnd porch pirates", ">\n\nI saw a prank video about that on YouTube", ">\n\nYeah Mark Rober did it for 5 years, pretty epic prank", ">\n\nAs someone who just wore an all glitter dress I got for Christmas to an out of state function, I hate glitter. I burned the dress after I got home. Literally everywhere I went I left a trail of glitter and I felt like the biggest asshole on the planet. I went to go potty and the stall looked like someone murdered a glitter pixie. I don't think this is unpopular.", ">\n\nPotty? Grow up", ">\n\n/r/gatekeeping", ">\n\nPerhaps the most banal version of it.", ">\n\n\"Critics who treat 'adult' as a term of approval, instead of as a merely descriptive term, cannot be adult themselves. To be concerned about being grown up, to admire the grown up because it is grown up, to blush at the suspicion of being childish; these things are the marks of childhood and adolescence. And in childhood and adolescence they are, in moderation, healthy symptoms. Young things ought to want to grow. But to carry on into middle life or even into early manhood this concern about being adult is a mark of really arrested development. When I was ten, I read fairy tales in secret and would have been ashamed if I had been found doing so. Now that I am fifty I read them openly. When I became a man I put away childish things, including the fear of childishness and the desire to be very grown up.\" -- C.S. Lewis", ">\n\nAnd that's why I bought bio degradable glitter. I freaking love sparkles but the planet is important. There's also edible glitter that I plan on getting eventually.", ">\n\nIts fun. But you'll definitely spill some and find it everywhere for a few weeks. Not as bad as regular glitter tho. And your poop looks fancy for a day.\nBut: Biodegradable is a lie, usually. It's only biodegradable under VERY specific circumstances that are not met in a landfill or even most bio waste composting plants. Burning it works just fine :D", ">\n\nThis is popular as fuck", ">\n\nThe fact that glitter both exists and is used says otherwise.", ">\n\nI exist and am used, but I'm not popular.", ">\n\nBut are you biodegradable?", ">\n\nEverything except my bones.", ">\n\nGlitter is terrible. Now, sparkly stuff that doesn't bleed onto everything is okay and enjoyable. But glitter that leaks onto everything and never goes away is so bad", ">\n\nIm like a crow.. i need the shiny in my life", ">\n\nSAME", ">\n\nThe largest purchaser of glitter worldwide actively hides the fact that they are the largest purchaser of glitter worldwide", ">\n\nHow are you going to put me out there like that?", ">\n\nSorry De_Nilla the world has to know what you use all of it for", ">\n\nMy 6 year old could not disagree with this comment more strongly.", ">\n\nMy 4 year old too. \nShe dropped a tiny little tub of glitter on the floor (yay Christmas presents!) in the dining room and even after sweeping and hoovering the floor is SPARKLY!", ">\n\nyou could turn on a good old fashioned Kirby, leave it running in one spot for a century, pick it up and it will still sparkle under it", ">\n\nGlitter is a horrific abomination and if any type of plastic should be banned, it should be glitter.", ">\n\nI see your point. But it is oh so wonderful to send an enemy a glitter bomb.", ">\n\nPeople actually have enemies? And fantasize about vengeful antics?\nI really need to get out more", ">\n\nI would say this is the most popular opinion ever posted on this thread. NO ONE is coming out in support of glitter.", ">\n\ni support glitter 😂", ">\n\nDownvote this person into oblivion ☝️", ">\n\nThats a downvote for you! Glitter rules!", ">\n\nI hope you get it stuck in your hard to reach places!", ">\n\nAnd you have a life with no happy sparklies!", ">\n\nNGL, I don't even care about the whole micro plastics thing that much, I just hate the mess it leaves in general, seems the second a kid spills glitter in a house you're going to be finding little specs of glitter all around the place until the end of time. (or the building burns down, whatever is first) Even with effort to clean it up some always manages to remain. \nThink a good way of telling if a house was ever owned by a family with kids is just to have a good look at the gaps between floor boards, skirting and what not, any glitter and you know kids have likely been there.", ">\n\nI'm an artist who works with glitter and resin, and you're all absolutely correct. It's a plague, and I love it. Studio floors are gorgeous, but it gets places I haven't been, ever. It's in my boyfriends welding helmet, and that doesn't come home.", ">\n\nI have 3 daughters and especially when they were younger it seemed like there was glitter everywhere in our house. Well I get a call from my sister who was part angry part couldn't stop laughing. I had given her some leftover infant diapers we had, and she was at the doctors with her recently born son.\nDuring the check up she saw a strange look come over the Docs face, concerned she moved to see what was going on and was horrified to see her sons balls sparkling with glitter.\nGlitter is trash, and gets EVERYWHERE.", ">\n\nWe buy stupid vinyl records that are damage the first time you use them, instead of CDs. CD s are just music delivery system. People buy non stick pans, which are disposable, as opposed to a stainless steel pans which will out last your grandchildren. People buy expensive cell phones that you throw out when the battery is dead. I have five working computers, that they turned off the operating systems. They say people buy fast fashion. Hell, I can't but anything else. I can live with the glitter.", ">\n\nI had my MacBook for 10 years. Still worked perfectly. But I couldn’t update it anymore. Roughly 6 months later, none of the apps I was trying to run would work anymore. So I had to get a new one. I didn’t need a new one. It was annoying. I like my current MacBook but I’m annoyed that I even have to have it.", ">\n\nthis sub needs an update it's littered with popular opinions", ">\n\nThe things people will do for karma.\nAnd people admit knowing the rules and upvoting when they agree", ">\n\nBioglitter ftw", ">\n\nNo glitter, ftmfw", ">\n\nWhy do you hate fun", ">\n\nWhy do you choose to be the way you are?", ">\n\nGlitter is the middle of sequins\nEdit: get rid of both", ">\n\nI love glitter. They shine and shimmer", ">\n\ndid something concerning glitter happen to you recently lol? jusk askin", ">\n\nOP is probably another victim of the glitter boobytrap.", ">\n\ni’m a raver so reading these comments is just painful 😭😭😭😭", ">\n\nBuy the bio/eco-friendly glitter! I use it for music festivals and love it.", ">\n\ngood idea 😊😊😊", ">\n\nWhen I need to use glitter, I'm buying a biodegradable one. Problem solved", ">\n\nI think it's funny that every time I go to a music festival the people who say they love the planet the most are the first to throw glitter and chemical glow sticks like it's going out of style.", ">\n\nI go to music festivals and love face glitter, but I buy the bio/eco glitter that is made from algae. Not trying to be confrontational with you, just don't want you to think that everyone who loves to sparkle hates the environment.", ">\n\nI hate both", ">\n\nThis isn't an unpopular opinion....\nIDK if you've seen Good Mythical Morning, but they had glitter on the show ONCE and then instituted a serious, company-wide policy of banning glitter completely. Link still looks mad whenever the subject of glitter comes up.", ">\n\nPREACH", ">\n\nCheck your mailbox (there is a glitter bomb)", ">\n\nCards that play music are electronic waste", ">\n\nI agree. Easy downvote.", ">", ">\n\nlol is reddit supoosed to be an imageboard now? whats with the image replies", ">", ">\n\nThis is 10/10 not an upopular opinion. It’s is literally the herpes of the arts and crafts world. Nobody wants it, but of COURSE somebody has it, and they usually don’t tell you about it until it’s too late, and once you have it it’s impossible to get rid of.", ">\n\nThat's a great analogy. Even though I love glitter", ">\n\nI teach little children. I absolutely love glitter!", ">\n\nFantastic read for anyone interested. \nWhat Is Glitter? By Caity Weaver for The New York Times", ">\n\nBiodegradable glitter", ">\n\nbiggest sigh known to man", ">\n\nI don’t do much craft, but me and all the other performers I know are using biodegradable glitter products now.", ">\n\nDon’t get me started on edible glitter…", ">\n\nThis girl I'm talking to said \"give me your arm\" I was watching TV so I just obliged, she rubbed my whole arm with a brush that got loads of glitter on my skin. \"Now you sparkle like me\" was all I got when I asked why on earth I would want that.", ">\n\nGlitter is the STI of the arts and crafts world", ">\n\nOn what planet is this unpopular?", ">\n\nMercury, the surface temperature permanently fuses the glitter with everything it touches", ">\n\nI agree, but I use biodegradable glitter. I wish I could ditch it but I’m a rave girl, so that’s simply not an option…😏", ">\n\nSame goes for filling party balloons with helium. Literally taking a finite resource and filling a piece of trash with it.", ">\n\nI hope someone glitterbombs you", ">\n\nI hope someone glitter bombs me.", ">\n\nI like glitter. I'm man enough to say it", ">\n\nIs this Opposite Day in r/unpopularopinion? \nr/unpopularopinion glitter is the best, closely followed by sand.", ">\n\nIt is always opposite day here.\nAny actual unpopular opinions were banned a long time ago, try mentioning weight or race and chances are the mods will automatically ban it.", ">\n\nI despise glitter, it gets EVERYWHERE, and it sticks too. I just do my best to avoid it", ">\n\nI love the look of glitter. I love the biodegradable stuff but the price is insane and to buy craft is so cheap and easy. It's disappointing. I have a cup that's covered in glitter the best part is it sealed in and does shed everywhere.", ">\n\nI smell this opinion getting deleted from a mile away", ">\n\nCan we use glitter for scammers and people who steal packages?", ">\n\nI remember seeing videos of this man who made this box which used GPS and hidden cameras on all sides to catch porch pirates. When the person took the packaging off the box, an alarm sounded and it would throw up massive clouds of glitter.", ">\n\nYES! AND BALLOONS!! Enough with the balloon releases and glitter bombs!!", ">\n\nI would have to argue that balloons are worse than glitter. At least from an environmental, less-waste perspective.", ">\n\nBalloons are an eco nightmare and I wish we could ban them... But glitter sucks too.", ">\n\nGlitter is the herpes of the craft world. I would be happy to never see it again", ">\n\nThis post is just an I hate glitter circle jerk. We all hate glitter", ">\n\nMark Rober gets a pass.", ">\n\nIf your only argument is based on microplastics, you need to find a better one lol", ">\n\nDidn't even have to read the post. Every mom everywhere agrees with you", ">\n\nWe have 4 kids and respectfully disagree", ">\n\n✨ I absolutely love glitter and if I could I would sprinkle it everywhere I went. I think this world would be a better place if there was more glitter in random places. ✨", ">\n\nlike your liver?\nmmm microplastics in liver", ">\n\nYes, I do. But I'll take my chances. Something has to be the cause of our death. Imagine if we were so scared of anything that may kill us, that we avoided doing anything. That's not living. If I die of glitter, I'll be okay with that.", ">\n\nI'm also ok with you dieing from glitter; myself, not so much.", ">\n\nBut I'm okay with you dieing from glitter.", ">\n\nHoly shit yes. \nFuck glitter. Shit should be flat out illegal!" ]

[ "Glitter is the herpes of the crafting world", ">\n\nMy sister used to say this, she actually mailed our aunt a joke card filled with glitter designed to gently explode upon opening. When our aunt called our house, my sister just told her she gave her “glitter herpes” to remember her by. Six years latter, our aunt still finds little shiny specs on her couch and shag carpeting.", ">\n\nI'm so sorry to hear about your sister. I assume your aunt murdered her?", ">\n\nI'm sorry to hear Marcus's auntie still keeps shag carpeting. So much the worse for the glitter too.", ">\n\nYou got that wrong, Marcus's auntie keeps shagging carpets", ">\n\nMunch munch munch", ">\n\nDrove Uber, woman dropped a handful of glitter in the back seats, pissed I wouldn’t make a pit stop I guess. Didn’t notice, quick pick up of two nicely dressed women all in black on the way to a church service for their elderly mom. They noticed after sitting down in it. Still took the ride. I wanted to die seeing their black sparkly butts go up the church walk. Screw glitter and all who use it.", ">\n\nI'm not a huge fan of glitter, but biodegradable glitter does exist and is common. I think non-biodegradable glitter should stop being used though.", ">\n\nIt still gets EVERYWHERE", ">\n\nI don’t like sand", ">\n\nIt's coarse and rough and irritating", ">\n\nNot like here. Here everything is soft, and smooth.", ">\n\nRepeat after me kids:\nGLITTER IS LITTER", ">\n\nG-litter\nGlorious litter \nIt's pretty\nIt's still litter.", ">\n\n\"pretty to look at\" is as good as glitter gets", ">\n\nOf course. No one told you to eat it", ">\n\nA lot of times it contains heavy metals too", ">\n\nNo wonder those bands in the 80s used to use a lot of it", ">\n\nGlitter is the herpes of the rock world.", ">\n\nI think herpes was still the herpes of the rock world back then... poor Pam.", ">\n\nGlitter is not allowed in my house \nI allowed it once and still can find traces of it to this day....", ">\n\nI had a phone case with glitter. The thing busted months ago and I'm STILL finding traces of it", ">\n\nI will assault anyone who thinks it’s funny to give me a glitter bomb as a joke gift", ">\n\nGlitter bombs are only acceptable for cheating exes", ">\n\nAnd porch pirates", ">\n\nI saw a prank video about that on YouTube", ">\n\nYeah Mark Rober did it for 5 years, pretty epic prank", ">\n\nAs someone who just wore an all glitter dress I got for Christmas to an out of state function, I hate glitter. I burned the dress after I got home. Literally everywhere I went I left a trail of glitter and I felt like the biggest asshole on the planet. I went to go potty and the stall looked like someone murdered a glitter pixie. I don't think this is unpopular.", ">\n\nPotty? Grow up", ">\n\n/r/gatekeeping", ">\n\nPerhaps the most banal version of it.", ">\n\n\"Critics who treat 'adult' as a term of approval, instead of as a merely descriptive term, cannot be adult themselves. To be concerned about being grown up, to admire the grown up because it is grown up, to blush at the suspicion of being childish; these things are the marks of childhood and adolescence. And in childhood and adolescence they are, in moderation, healthy symptoms. Young things ought to want to grow. But to carry on into middle life or even into early manhood this concern about being adult is a mark of really arrested development. When I was ten, I read fairy tales in secret and would have been ashamed if I had been found doing so. Now that I am fifty I read them openly. When I became a man I put away childish things, including the fear of childishness and the desire to be very grown up.\" -- C.S. Lewis", ">\n\nAnd that's why I bought bio degradable glitter. I freaking love sparkles but the planet is important. There's also edible glitter that I plan on getting eventually.", ">\n\nIts fun. But you'll definitely spill some and find it everywhere for a few weeks. Not as bad as regular glitter tho. And your poop looks fancy for a day.\nBut: Biodegradable is a lie, usually. It's only biodegradable under VERY specific circumstances that are not met in a landfill or even most bio waste composting plants. Burning it works just fine :D", ">\n\nThis is popular as fuck", ">\n\nThe fact that glitter both exists and is used says otherwise.", ">\n\nI exist and am used, but I'm not popular.", ">\n\nBut are you biodegradable?", ">\n\nEverything except my bones.", ">\n\nGlitter is terrible. Now, sparkly stuff that doesn't bleed onto everything is okay and enjoyable. But glitter that leaks onto everything and never goes away is so bad", ">\n\nIm like a crow.. i need the shiny in my life", ">\n\nSAME", ">\n\nThe largest purchaser of glitter worldwide actively hides the fact that they are the largest purchaser of glitter worldwide", ">\n\nHow are you going to put me out there like that?", ">\n\nSorry De_Nilla the world has to know what you use all of it for", ">\n\nMy 6 year old could not disagree with this comment more strongly.", ">\n\nMy 4 year old too. \nShe dropped a tiny little tub of glitter on the floor (yay Christmas presents!) in the dining room and even after sweeping and hoovering the floor is SPARKLY!", ">\n\nyou could turn on a good old fashioned Kirby, leave it running in one spot for a century, pick it up and it will still sparkle under it", ">\n\nGlitter is a horrific abomination and if any type of plastic should be banned, it should be glitter.", ">\n\nI see your point. But it is oh so wonderful to send an enemy a glitter bomb.", ">\n\nPeople actually have enemies? And fantasize about vengeful antics?\nI really need to get out more", ">\n\nI would say this is the most popular opinion ever posted on this thread. NO ONE is coming out in support of glitter.", ">\n\ni support glitter 😂", ">\n\nDownvote this person into oblivion ☝️", ">\n\nThats a downvote for you! Glitter rules!", ">\n\nI hope you get it stuck in your hard to reach places!", ">\n\nAnd you have a life with no happy sparklies!", ">\n\nNGL, I don't even care about the whole micro plastics thing that much, I just hate the mess it leaves in general, seems the second a kid spills glitter in a house you're going to be finding little specs of glitter all around the place until the end of time. (or the building burns down, whatever is first) Even with effort to clean it up some always manages to remain. \nThink a good way of telling if a house was ever owned by a family with kids is just to have a good look at the gaps between floor boards, skirting and what not, any glitter and you know kids have likely been there.", ">\n\nI'm an artist who works with glitter and resin, and you're all absolutely correct. It's a plague, and I love it. Studio floors are gorgeous, but it gets places I haven't been, ever. It's in my boyfriends welding helmet, and that doesn't come home.", ">\n\nI have 3 daughters and especially when they were younger it seemed like there was glitter everywhere in our house. Well I get a call from my sister who was part angry part couldn't stop laughing. I had given her some leftover infant diapers we had, and she was at the doctors with her recently born son.\nDuring the check up she saw a strange look come over the Docs face, concerned she moved to see what was going on and was horrified to see her sons balls sparkling with glitter.\nGlitter is trash, and gets EVERYWHERE.", ">\n\nWe buy stupid vinyl records that are damage the first time you use them, instead of CDs. CD s are just music delivery system. People buy non stick pans, which are disposable, as opposed to a stainless steel pans which will out last your grandchildren. People buy expensive cell phones that you throw out when the battery is dead. I have five working computers, that they turned off the operating systems. They say people buy fast fashion. Hell, I can't but anything else. I can live with the glitter.", ">\n\nI had my MacBook for 10 years. Still worked perfectly. But I couldn’t update it anymore. Roughly 6 months later, none of the apps I was trying to run would work anymore. So I had to get a new one. I didn’t need a new one. It was annoying. I like my current MacBook but I’m annoyed that I even have to have it.", ">\n\nthis sub needs an update it's littered with popular opinions", ">\n\nThe things people will do for karma.\nAnd people admit knowing the rules and upvoting when they agree", ">\n\nBioglitter ftw", ">\n\nNo glitter, ftmfw", ">\n\nWhy do you hate fun", ">\n\nWhy do you choose to be the way you are?", ">\n\nGlitter is the middle of sequins\nEdit: get rid of both", ">\n\nI love glitter. They shine and shimmer", ">\n\ndid something concerning glitter happen to you recently lol? jusk askin", ">\n\nOP is probably another victim of the glitter boobytrap.", ">\n\ni’m a raver so reading these comments is just painful 😭😭😭😭", ">\n\nBuy the bio/eco-friendly glitter! I use it for music festivals and love it.", ">\n\ngood idea 😊😊😊", ">\n\nWhen I need to use glitter, I'm buying a biodegradable one. Problem solved", ">\n\nI think it's funny that every time I go to a music festival the people who say they love the planet the most are the first to throw glitter and chemical glow sticks like it's going out of style.", ">\n\nI go to music festivals and love face glitter, but I buy the bio/eco glitter that is made from algae. Not trying to be confrontational with you, just don't want you to think that everyone who loves to sparkle hates the environment.", ">\n\nI hate both", ">\n\nThis isn't an unpopular opinion....\nIDK if you've seen Good Mythical Morning, but they had glitter on the show ONCE and then instituted a serious, company-wide policy of banning glitter completely. Link still looks mad whenever the subject of glitter comes up.", ">\n\nPREACH", ">\n\nCheck your mailbox (there is a glitter bomb)", ">\n\nCards that play music are electronic waste", ">\n\nI agree. Easy downvote.", ">", ">\n\nlol is reddit supoosed to be an imageboard now? whats with the image replies", ">", ">\n\nThis is 10/10 not an upopular opinion. It’s is literally the herpes of the arts and crafts world. Nobody wants it, but of COURSE somebody has it, and they usually don’t tell you about it until it’s too late, and once you have it it’s impossible to get rid of.", ">\n\nThat's a great analogy. Even though I love glitter", ">\n\nI teach little children. I absolutely love glitter!", ">\n\nFantastic read for anyone interested. \nWhat Is Glitter? By Caity Weaver for The New York Times", ">\n\nBiodegradable glitter", ">\n\nbiggest sigh known to man", ">\n\nI don’t do much craft, but me and all the other performers I know are using biodegradable glitter products now.", ">\n\nDon’t get me started on edible glitter…", ">\n\nThis girl I'm talking to said \"give me your arm\" I was watching TV so I just obliged, she rubbed my whole arm with a brush that got loads of glitter on my skin. \"Now you sparkle like me\" was all I got when I asked why on earth I would want that.", ">\n\nGlitter is the STI of the arts and crafts world", ">\n\nOn what planet is this unpopular?", ">\n\nMercury, the surface temperature permanently fuses the glitter with everything it touches", ">\n\nI agree, but I use biodegradable glitter. I wish I could ditch it but I’m a rave girl, so that’s simply not an option…😏", ">\n\nSame goes for filling party balloons with helium. Literally taking a finite resource and filling a piece of trash with it.", ">\n\nI hope someone glitterbombs you", ">\n\nI hope someone glitter bombs me.", ">\n\nI like glitter. I'm man enough to say it", ">\n\nIs this Opposite Day in r/unpopularopinion? \nr/unpopularopinion glitter is the best, closely followed by sand.", ">\n\nIt is always opposite day here.\nAny actual unpopular opinions were banned a long time ago, try mentioning weight or race and chances are the mods will automatically ban it.", ">\n\nI despise glitter, it gets EVERYWHERE, and it sticks too. I just do my best to avoid it", ">\n\nI love the look of glitter. I love the biodegradable stuff but the price is insane and to buy craft is so cheap and easy. It's disappointing. I have a cup that's covered in glitter the best part is it sealed in and does shed everywhere.", ">\n\nI smell this opinion getting deleted from a mile away", ">\n\nCan we use glitter for scammers and people who steal packages?", ">\n\nI remember seeing videos of this man who made this box which used GPS and hidden cameras on all sides to catch porch pirates. When the person took the packaging off the box, an alarm sounded and it would throw up massive clouds of glitter.", ">\n\nYES! AND BALLOONS!! Enough with the balloon releases and glitter bombs!!", ">\n\nI would have to argue that balloons are worse than glitter. At least from an environmental, less-waste perspective.", ">\n\nBalloons are an eco nightmare and I wish we could ban them... But glitter sucks too.", ">\n\nGlitter is the herpes of the craft world. I would be happy to never see it again", ">\n\nThis post is just an I hate glitter circle jerk. We all hate glitter", ">\n\nMark Rober gets a pass.", ">\n\nIf your only argument is based on microplastics, you need to find a better one lol", ">\n\nDidn't even have to read the post. Every mom everywhere agrees with you", ">\n\nWe have 4 kids and respectfully disagree", ">\n\n✨ I absolutely love glitter and if I could I would sprinkle it everywhere I went. I think this world would be a better place if there was more glitter in random places. ✨", ">\n\nlike your liver?\nmmm microplastics in liver", ">\n\nYes, I do. But I'll take my chances. Something has to be the cause of our death. Imagine if we were so scared of anything that may kill us, that we avoided doing anything. That's not living. If I die of glitter, I'll be okay with that.", ">\n\nI'm also ok with you dieing from glitter; myself, not so much.", ">\n\nBut I'm okay with you dieing from glitter.", ">\n\nHoly shit yes. \nFuck glitter. Shit should be flat out illegal!", ">\n\nI absolutely hate glitter on anything, crafting, makeup, clothes. The shit is ugly as f" ]

[ "Glitter is the herpes of the crafting world", ">\n\nMy sister used to say this, she actually mailed our aunt a joke card filled with glitter designed to gently explode upon opening. When our aunt called our house, my sister just told her she gave her “glitter herpes” to remember her by. Six years latter, our aunt still finds little shiny specs on her couch and shag carpeting.", ">\n\nI'm so sorry to hear about your sister. I assume your aunt murdered her?", ">\n\nI'm sorry to hear Marcus's auntie still keeps shag carpeting. So much the worse for the glitter too.", ">\n\nYou got that wrong, Marcus's auntie keeps shagging carpets", ">\n\nMunch munch munch", ">\n\nDrove Uber, woman dropped a handful of glitter in the back seats, pissed I wouldn’t make a pit stop I guess. Didn’t notice, quick pick up of two nicely dressed women all in black on the way to a church service for their elderly mom. They noticed after sitting down in it. Still took the ride. I wanted to die seeing their black sparkly butts go up the church walk. Screw glitter and all who use it.", ">\n\nI'm not a huge fan of glitter, but biodegradable glitter does exist and is common. I think non-biodegradable glitter should stop being used though.", ">\n\nIt still gets EVERYWHERE", ">\n\nI don’t like sand", ">\n\nIt's coarse and rough and irritating", ">\n\nNot like here. Here everything is soft, and smooth.", ">\n\nRepeat after me kids:\nGLITTER IS LITTER", ">\n\nG-litter\nGlorious litter \nIt's pretty\nIt's still litter.", ">\n\n\"pretty to look at\" is as good as glitter gets", ">\n\nOf course. No one told you to eat it", ">\n\nA lot of times it contains heavy metals too", ">\n\nNo wonder those bands in the 80s used to use a lot of it", ">\n\nGlitter is the herpes of the rock world.", ">\n\nI think herpes was still the herpes of the rock world back then... poor Pam.", ">\n\nGlitter is not allowed in my house \nI allowed it once and still can find traces of it to this day....", ">\n\nI had a phone case with glitter. The thing busted months ago and I'm STILL finding traces of it", ">\n\nI will assault anyone who thinks it’s funny to give me a glitter bomb as a joke gift", ">\n\nGlitter bombs are only acceptable for cheating exes", ">\n\nAnd porch pirates", ">\n\nI saw a prank video about that on YouTube", ">\n\nYeah Mark Rober did it for 5 years, pretty epic prank", ">\n\nAs someone who just wore an all glitter dress I got for Christmas to an out of state function, I hate glitter. I burned the dress after I got home. Literally everywhere I went I left a trail of glitter and I felt like the biggest asshole on the planet. I went to go potty and the stall looked like someone murdered a glitter pixie. I don't think this is unpopular.", ">\n\nPotty? Grow up", ">\n\n/r/gatekeeping", ">\n\nPerhaps the most banal version of it.", ">\n\n\"Critics who treat 'adult' as a term of approval, instead of as a merely descriptive term, cannot be adult themselves. To be concerned about being grown up, to admire the grown up because it is grown up, to blush at the suspicion of being childish; these things are the marks of childhood and adolescence. And in childhood and adolescence they are, in moderation, healthy symptoms. Young things ought to want to grow. But to carry on into middle life or even into early manhood this concern about being adult is a mark of really arrested development. When I was ten, I read fairy tales in secret and would have been ashamed if I had been found doing so. Now that I am fifty I read them openly. When I became a man I put away childish things, including the fear of childishness and the desire to be very grown up.\" -- C.S. Lewis", ">\n\nAnd that's why I bought bio degradable glitter. I freaking love sparkles but the planet is important. There's also edible glitter that I plan on getting eventually.", ">\n\nIts fun. But you'll definitely spill some and find it everywhere for a few weeks. Not as bad as regular glitter tho. And your poop looks fancy for a day.\nBut: Biodegradable is a lie, usually. It's only biodegradable under VERY specific circumstances that are not met in a landfill or even most bio waste composting plants. Burning it works just fine :D", ">\n\nThis is popular as fuck", ">\n\nThe fact that glitter both exists and is used says otherwise.", ">\n\nI exist and am used, but I'm not popular.", ">\n\nBut are you biodegradable?", ">\n\nEverything except my bones.", ">\n\nGlitter is terrible. Now, sparkly stuff that doesn't bleed onto everything is okay and enjoyable. But glitter that leaks onto everything and never goes away is so bad", ">\n\nIm like a crow.. i need the shiny in my life", ">\n\nSAME", ">\n\nThe largest purchaser of glitter worldwide actively hides the fact that they are the largest purchaser of glitter worldwide", ">\n\nHow are you going to put me out there like that?", ">\n\nSorry De_Nilla the world has to know what you use all of it for", ">\n\nMy 6 year old could not disagree with this comment more strongly.", ">\n\nMy 4 year old too. \nShe dropped a tiny little tub of glitter on the floor (yay Christmas presents!) in the dining room and even after sweeping and hoovering the floor is SPARKLY!", ">\n\nyou could turn on a good old fashioned Kirby, leave it running in one spot for a century, pick it up and it will still sparkle under it", ">\n\nGlitter is a horrific abomination and if any type of plastic should be banned, it should be glitter.", ">\n\nI see your point. But it is oh so wonderful to send an enemy a glitter bomb.", ">\n\nPeople actually have enemies? And fantasize about vengeful antics?\nI really need to get out more", ">\n\nI would say this is the most popular opinion ever posted on this thread. NO ONE is coming out in support of glitter.", ">\n\ni support glitter 😂", ">\n\nDownvote this person into oblivion ☝️", ">\n\nThats a downvote for you! Glitter rules!", ">\n\nI hope you get it stuck in your hard to reach places!", ">\n\nAnd you have a life with no happy sparklies!", ">\n\nNGL, I don't even care about the whole micro plastics thing that much, I just hate the mess it leaves in general, seems the second a kid spills glitter in a house you're going to be finding little specs of glitter all around the place until the end of time. (or the building burns down, whatever is first) Even with effort to clean it up some always manages to remain. \nThink a good way of telling if a house was ever owned by a family with kids is just to have a good look at the gaps between floor boards, skirting and what not, any glitter and you know kids have likely been there.", ">\n\nI'm an artist who works with glitter and resin, and you're all absolutely correct. It's a plague, and I love it. Studio floors are gorgeous, but it gets places I haven't been, ever. It's in my boyfriends welding helmet, and that doesn't come home.", ">\n\nI have 3 daughters and especially when they were younger it seemed like there was glitter everywhere in our house. Well I get a call from my sister who was part angry part couldn't stop laughing. I had given her some leftover infant diapers we had, and she was at the doctors with her recently born son.\nDuring the check up she saw a strange look come over the Docs face, concerned she moved to see what was going on and was horrified to see her sons balls sparkling with glitter.\nGlitter is trash, and gets EVERYWHERE.", ">\n\nWe buy stupid vinyl records that are damage the first time you use them, instead of CDs. CD s are just music delivery system. People buy non stick pans, which are disposable, as opposed to a stainless steel pans which will out last your grandchildren. People buy expensive cell phones that you throw out when the battery is dead. I have five working computers, that they turned off the operating systems. They say people buy fast fashion. Hell, I can't but anything else. I can live with the glitter.", ">\n\nI had my MacBook for 10 years. Still worked perfectly. But I couldn’t update it anymore. Roughly 6 months later, none of the apps I was trying to run would work anymore. So I had to get a new one. I didn’t need a new one. It was annoying. I like my current MacBook but I’m annoyed that I even have to have it.", ">\n\nthis sub needs an update it's littered with popular opinions", ">\n\nThe things people will do for karma.\nAnd people admit knowing the rules and upvoting when they agree", ">\n\nBioglitter ftw", ">\n\nNo glitter, ftmfw", ">\n\nWhy do you hate fun", ">\n\nWhy do you choose to be the way you are?", ">\n\nGlitter is the middle of sequins\nEdit: get rid of both", ">\n\nI love glitter. They shine and shimmer", ">\n\ndid something concerning glitter happen to you recently lol? jusk askin", ">\n\nOP is probably another victim of the glitter boobytrap.", ">\n\ni’m a raver so reading these comments is just painful 😭😭😭😭", ">\n\nBuy the bio/eco-friendly glitter! I use it for music festivals and love it.", ">\n\ngood idea 😊😊😊", ">\n\nWhen I need to use glitter, I'm buying a biodegradable one. Problem solved", ">\n\nI think it's funny that every time I go to a music festival the people who say they love the planet the most are the first to throw glitter and chemical glow sticks like it's going out of style.", ">\n\nI go to music festivals and love face glitter, but I buy the bio/eco glitter that is made from algae. Not trying to be confrontational with you, just don't want you to think that everyone who loves to sparkle hates the environment.", ">\n\nI hate both", ">\n\nThis isn't an unpopular opinion....\nIDK if you've seen Good Mythical Morning, but they had glitter on the show ONCE and then instituted a serious, company-wide policy of banning glitter completely. Link still looks mad whenever the subject of glitter comes up.", ">\n\nPREACH", ">\n\nCheck your mailbox (there is a glitter bomb)", ">\n\nCards that play music are electronic waste", ">\n\nI agree. Easy downvote.", ">", ">\n\nlol is reddit supoosed to be an imageboard now? whats with the image replies", ">", ">\n\nThis is 10/10 not an upopular opinion. It’s is literally the herpes of the arts and crafts world. Nobody wants it, but of COURSE somebody has it, and they usually don’t tell you about it until it’s too late, and once you have it it’s impossible to get rid of.", ">\n\nThat's a great analogy. Even though I love glitter", ">\n\nI teach little children. I absolutely love glitter!", ">\n\nFantastic read for anyone interested. \nWhat Is Glitter? By Caity Weaver for The New York Times", ">\n\nBiodegradable glitter", ">\n\nbiggest sigh known to man", ">\n\nI don’t do much craft, but me and all the other performers I know are using biodegradable glitter products now.", ">\n\nDon’t get me started on edible glitter…", ">\n\nThis girl I'm talking to said \"give me your arm\" I was watching TV so I just obliged, she rubbed my whole arm with a brush that got loads of glitter on my skin. \"Now you sparkle like me\" was all I got when I asked why on earth I would want that.", ">\n\nGlitter is the STI of the arts and crafts world", ">\n\nOn what planet is this unpopular?", ">\n\nMercury, the surface temperature permanently fuses the glitter with everything it touches", ">\n\nI agree, but I use biodegradable glitter. I wish I could ditch it but I’m a rave girl, so that’s simply not an option…😏", ">\n\nSame goes for filling party balloons with helium. Literally taking a finite resource and filling a piece of trash with it.", ">\n\nI hope someone glitterbombs you", ">\n\nI hope someone glitter bombs me.", ">\n\nI like glitter. I'm man enough to say it", ">\n\nIs this Opposite Day in r/unpopularopinion? \nr/unpopularopinion glitter is the best, closely followed by sand.", ">\n\nIt is always opposite day here.\nAny actual unpopular opinions were banned a long time ago, try mentioning weight or race and chances are the mods will automatically ban it.", ">\n\nI despise glitter, it gets EVERYWHERE, and it sticks too. I just do my best to avoid it", ">\n\nI love the look of glitter. I love the biodegradable stuff but the price is insane and to buy craft is so cheap and easy. It's disappointing. I have a cup that's covered in glitter the best part is it sealed in and does shed everywhere.", ">\n\nI smell this opinion getting deleted from a mile away", ">\n\nCan we use glitter for scammers and people who steal packages?", ">\n\nI remember seeing videos of this man who made this box which used GPS and hidden cameras on all sides to catch porch pirates. When the person took the packaging off the box, an alarm sounded and it would throw up massive clouds of glitter.", ">\n\nYES! AND BALLOONS!! Enough with the balloon releases and glitter bombs!!", ">\n\nI would have to argue that balloons are worse than glitter. At least from an environmental, less-waste perspective.", ">\n\nBalloons are an eco nightmare and I wish we could ban them... But glitter sucks too.", ">\n\nGlitter is the herpes of the craft world. I would be happy to never see it again", ">\n\nThis post is just an I hate glitter circle jerk. We all hate glitter", ">\n\nMark Rober gets a pass.", ">\n\nIf your only argument is based on microplastics, you need to find a better one lol", ">\n\nDidn't even have to read the post. Every mom everywhere agrees with you", ">\n\nWe have 4 kids and respectfully disagree", ">\n\n✨ I absolutely love glitter and if I could I would sprinkle it everywhere I went. I think this world would be a better place if there was more glitter in random places. ✨", ">\n\nlike your liver?\nmmm microplastics in liver", ">\n\nYes, I do. But I'll take my chances. Something has to be the cause of our death. Imagine if we were so scared of anything that may kill us, that we avoided doing anything. That's not living. If I die of glitter, I'll be okay with that.", ">\n\nI'm also ok with you dieing from glitter; myself, not so much.", ">\n\nBut I'm okay with you dieing from glitter.", ">\n\nHoly shit yes. \nFuck glitter. Shit should be flat out illegal!", ">\n\nI absolutely hate glitter on anything, crafting, makeup, clothes. The shit is ugly as f", ">\n\ni like glitter" ]

[ "Glitter is the herpes of the crafting world", ">\n\nMy sister used to say this, she actually mailed our aunt a joke card filled with glitter designed to gently explode upon opening. When our aunt called our house, my sister just told her she gave her “glitter herpes” to remember her by. Six years latter, our aunt still finds little shiny specs on her couch and shag carpeting.", ">\n\nI'm so sorry to hear about your sister. I assume your aunt murdered her?", ">\n\nI'm sorry to hear Marcus's auntie still keeps shag carpeting. So much the worse for the glitter too.", ">\n\nYou got that wrong, Marcus's auntie keeps shagging carpets", ">\n\nMunch munch munch", ">\n\nDrove Uber, woman dropped a handful of glitter in the back seats, pissed I wouldn’t make a pit stop I guess. Didn’t notice, quick pick up of two nicely dressed women all in black on the way to a church service for their elderly mom. They noticed after sitting down in it. Still took the ride. I wanted to die seeing their black sparkly butts go up the church walk. Screw glitter and all who use it.", ">\n\nI'm not a huge fan of glitter, but biodegradable glitter does exist and is common. I think non-biodegradable glitter should stop being used though.", ">\n\nIt still gets EVERYWHERE", ">\n\nI don’t like sand", ">\n\nIt's coarse and rough and irritating", ">\n\nNot like here. Here everything is soft, and smooth.", ">\n\nRepeat after me kids:\nGLITTER IS LITTER", ">\n\nG-litter\nGlorious litter \nIt's pretty\nIt's still litter.", ">\n\n\"pretty to look at\" is as good as glitter gets", ">\n\nOf course. No one told you to eat it", ">\n\nA lot of times it contains heavy metals too", ">\n\nNo wonder those bands in the 80s used to use a lot of it", ">\n\nGlitter is the herpes of the rock world.", ">\n\nI think herpes was still the herpes of the rock world back then... poor Pam.", ">\n\nGlitter is not allowed in my house \nI allowed it once and still can find traces of it to this day....", ">\n\nI had a phone case with glitter. The thing busted months ago and I'm STILL finding traces of it", ">\n\nI will assault anyone who thinks it’s funny to give me a glitter bomb as a joke gift", ">\n\nGlitter bombs are only acceptable for cheating exes", ">\n\nAnd porch pirates", ">\n\nI saw a prank video about that on YouTube", ">\n\nYeah Mark Rober did it for 5 years, pretty epic prank", ">\n\nAs someone who just wore an all glitter dress I got for Christmas to an out of state function, I hate glitter. I burned the dress after I got home. Literally everywhere I went I left a trail of glitter and I felt like the biggest asshole on the planet. I went to go potty and the stall looked like someone murdered a glitter pixie. I don't think this is unpopular.", ">\n\nPotty? Grow up", ">\n\n/r/gatekeeping", ">\n\nPerhaps the most banal version of it.", ">\n\n\"Critics who treat 'adult' as a term of approval, instead of as a merely descriptive term, cannot be adult themselves. To be concerned about being grown up, to admire the grown up because it is grown up, to blush at the suspicion of being childish; these things are the marks of childhood and adolescence. And in childhood and adolescence they are, in moderation, healthy symptoms. Young things ought to want to grow. But to carry on into middle life or even into early manhood this concern about being adult is a mark of really arrested development. When I was ten, I read fairy tales in secret and would have been ashamed if I had been found doing so. Now that I am fifty I read them openly. When I became a man I put away childish things, including the fear of childishness and the desire to be very grown up.\" -- C.S. Lewis", ">\n\nAnd that's why I bought bio degradable glitter. I freaking love sparkles but the planet is important. There's also edible glitter that I plan on getting eventually.", ">\n\nIts fun. But you'll definitely spill some and find it everywhere for a few weeks. Not as bad as regular glitter tho. And your poop looks fancy for a day.\nBut: Biodegradable is a lie, usually. It's only biodegradable under VERY specific circumstances that are not met in a landfill or even most bio waste composting plants. Burning it works just fine :D", ">\n\nThis is popular as fuck", ">\n\nThe fact that glitter both exists and is used says otherwise.", ">\n\nI exist and am used, but I'm not popular.", ">\n\nBut are you biodegradable?", ">\n\nEverything except my bones.", ">\n\nGlitter is terrible. Now, sparkly stuff that doesn't bleed onto everything is okay and enjoyable. But glitter that leaks onto everything and never goes away is so bad", ">\n\nIm like a crow.. i need the shiny in my life", ">\n\nSAME", ">\n\nThe largest purchaser of glitter worldwide actively hides the fact that they are the largest purchaser of glitter worldwide", ">\n\nHow are you going to put me out there like that?", ">\n\nSorry De_Nilla the world has to know what you use all of it for", ">\n\nMy 6 year old could not disagree with this comment more strongly.", ">\n\nMy 4 year old too. \nShe dropped a tiny little tub of glitter on the floor (yay Christmas presents!) in the dining room and even after sweeping and hoovering the floor is SPARKLY!", ">\n\nyou could turn on a good old fashioned Kirby, leave it running in one spot for a century, pick it up and it will still sparkle under it", ">\n\nGlitter is a horrific abomination and if any type of plastic should be banned, it should be glitter.", ">\n\nI see your point. But it is oh so wonderful to send an enemy a glitter bomb.", ">\n\nPeople actually have enemies? And fantasize about vengeful antics?\nI really need to get out more", ">\n\nI would say this is the most popular opinion ever posted on this thread. NO ONE is coming out in support of glitter.", ">\n\ni support glitter 😂", ">\n\nDownvote this person into oblivion ☝️", ">\n\nThats a downvote for you! Glitter rules!", ">\n\nI hope you get it stuck in your hard to reach places!", ">\n\nAnd you have a life with no happy sparklies!", ">\n\nNGL, I don't even care about the whole micro plastics thing that much, I just hate the mess it leaves in general, seems the second a kid spills glitter in a house you're going to be finding little specs of glitter all around the place until the end of time. (or the building burns down, whatever is first) Even with effort to clean it up some always manages to remain. \nThink a good way of telling if a house was ever owned by a family with kids is just to have a good look at the gaps between floor boards, skirting and what not, any glitter and you know kids have likely been there.", ">\n\nI'm an artist who works with glitter and resin, and you're all absolutely correct. It's a plague, and I love it. Studio floors are gorgeous, but it gets places I haven't been, ever. It's in my boyfriends welding helmet, and that doesn't come home.", ">\n\nI have 3 daughters and especially when they were younger it seemed like there was glitter everywhere in our house. Well I get a call from my sister who was part angry part couldn't stop laughing. I had given her some leftover infant diapers we had, and she was at the doctors with her recently born son.\nDuring the check up she saw a strange look come over the Docs face, concerned she moved to see what was going on and was horrified to see her sons balls sparkling with glitter.\nGlitter is trash, and gets EVERYWHERE.", ">\n\nWe buy stupid vinyl records that are damage the first time you use them, instead of CDs. CD s are just music delivery system. People buy non stick pans, which are disposable, as opposed to a stainless steel pans which will out last your grandchildren. People buy expensive cell phones that you throw out when the battery is dead. I have five working computers, that they turned off the operating systems. They say people buy fast fashion. Hell, I can't but anything else. I can live with the glitter.", ">\n\nI had my MacBook for 10 years. Still worked perfectly. But I couldn’t update it anymore. Roughly 6 months later, none of the apps I was trying to run would work anymore. So I had to get a new one. I didn’t need a new one. It was annoying. I like my current MacBook but I’m annoyed that I even have to have it.", ">\n\nthis sub needs an update it's littered with popular opinions", ">\n\nThe things people will do for karma.\nAnd people admit knowing the rules and upvoting when they agree", ">\n\nBioglitter ftw", ">\n\nNo glitter, ftmfw", ">\n\nWhy do you hate fun", ">\n\nWhy do you choose to be the way you are?", ">\n\nGlitter is the middle of sequins\nEdit: get rid of both", ">\n\nI love glitter. They shine and shimmer", ">\n\ndid something concerning glitter happen to you recently lol? jusk askin", ">\n\nOP is probably another victim of the glitter boobytrap.", ">\n\ni’m a raver so reading these comments is just painful 😭😭😭😭", ">\n\nBuy the bio/eco-friendly glitter! I use it for music festivals and love it.", ">\n\ngood idea 😊😊😊", ">\n\nWhen I need to use glitter, I'm buying a biodegradable one. Problem solved", ">\n\nI think it's funny that every time I go to a music festival the people who say they love the planet the most are the first to throw glitter and chemical glow sticks like it's going out of style.", ">\n\nI go to music festivals and love face glitter, but I buy the bio/eco glitter that is made from algae. Not trying to be confrontational with you, just don't want you to think that everyone who loves to sparkle hates the environment.", ">\n\nI hate both", ">\n\nThis isn't an unpopular opinion....\nIDK if you've seen Good Mythical Morning, but they had glitter on the show ONCE and then instituted a serious, company-wide policy of banning glitter completely. Link still looks mad whenever the subject of glitter comes up.", ">\n\nPREACH", ">\n\nCheck your mailbox (there is a glitter bomb)", ">\n\nCards that play music are electronic waste", ">\n\nI agree. Easy downvote.", ">", ">\n\nlol is reddit supoosed to be an imageboard now? whats with the image replies", ">", ">\n\nThis is 10/10 not an upopular opinion. It’s is literally the herpes of the arts and crafts world. Nobody wants it, but of COURSE somebody has it, and they usually don’t tell you about it until it’s too late, and once you have it it’s impossible to get rid of.", ">\n\nThat's a great analogy. Even though I love glitter", ">\n\nI teach little children. I absolutely love glitter!", ">\n\nFantastic read for anyone interested. \nWhat Is Glitter? By Caity Weaver for The New York Times", ">\n\nBiodegradable glitter", ">\n\nbiggest sigh known to man", ">\n\nI don’t do much craft, but me and all the other performers I know are using biodegradable glitter products now.", ">\n\nDon’t get me started on edible glitter…", ">\n\nThis girl I'm talking to said \"give me your arm\" I was watching TV so I just obliged, she rubbed my whole arm with a brush that got loads of glitter on my skin. \"Now you sparkle like me\" was all I got when I asked why on earth I would want that.", ">\n\nGlitter is the STI of the arts and crafts world", ">\n\nOn what planet is this unpopular?", ">\n\nMercury, the surface temperature permanently fuses the glitter with everything it touches", ">\n\nI agree, but I use biodegradable glitter. I wish I could ditch it but I’m a rave girl, so that’s simply not an option…😏", ">\n\nSame goes for filling party balloons with helium. Literally taking a finite resource and filling a piece of trash with it.", ">\n\nI hope someone glitterbombs you", ">\n\nI hope someone glitter bombs me.", ">\n\nI like glitter. I'm man enough to say it", ">\n\nIs this Opposite Day in r/unpopularopinion? \nr/unpopularopinion glitter is the best, closely followed by sand.", ">\n\nIt is always opposite day here.\nAny actual unpopular opinions were banned a long time ago, try mentioning weight or race and chances are the mods will automatically ban it.", ">\n\nI despise glitter, it gets EVERYWHERE, and it sticks too. I just do my best to avoid it", ">\n\nI love the look of glitter. I love the biodegradable stuff but the price is insane and to buy craft is so cheap and easy. It's disappointing. I have a cup that's covered in glitter the best part is it sealed in and does shed everywhere.", ">\n\nI smell this opinion getting deleted from a mile away", ">\n\nCan we use glitter for scammers and people who steal packages?", ">\n\nI remember seeing videos of this man who made this box which used GPS and hidden cameras on all sides to catch porch pirates. When the person took the packaging off the box, an alarm sounded and it would throw up massive clouds of glitter.", ">\n\nYES! AND BALLOONS!! Enough with the balloon releases and glitter bombs!!", ">\n\nI would have to argue that balloons are worse than glitter. At least from an environmental, less-waste perspective.", ">\n\nBalloons are an eco nightmare and I wish we could ban them... But glitter sucks too.", ">\n\nGlitter is the herpes of the craft world. I would be happy to never see it again", ">\n\nThis post is just an I hate glitter circle jerk. We all hate glitter", ">\n\nMark Rober gets a pass.", ">\n\nIf your only argument is based on microplastics, you need to find a better one lol", ">\n\nDidn't even have to read the post. Every mom everywhere agrees with you", ">\n\nWe have 4 kids and respectfully disagree", ">\n\n✨ I absolutely love glitter and if I could I would sprinkle it everywhere I went. I think this world would be a better place if there was more glitter in random places. ✨", ">\n\nlike your liver?\nmmm microplastics in liver", ">\n\nYes, I do. But I'll take my chances. Something has to be the cause of our death. Imagine if we were so scared of anything that may kill us, that we avoided doing anything. That's not living. If I die of glitter, I'll be okay with that.", ">\n\nI'm also ok with you dieing from glitter; myself, not so much.", ">\n\nBut I'm okay with you dieing from glitter.", ">\n\nHoly shit yes. \nFuck glitter. Shit should be flat out illegal!", ">\n\nI absolutely hate glitter on anything, crafting, makeup, clothes. The shit is ugly as f", ">\n\ni like glitter", ">" ]

[ "Glitter is the herpes of the crafting world", ">\n\nMy sister used to say this, she actually mailed our aunt a joke card filled with glitter designed to gently explode upon opening. When our aunt called our house, my sister just told her she gave her “glitter herpes” to remember her by. Six years latter, our aunt still finds little shiny specs on her couch and shag carpeting.", ">\n\nI'm so sorry to hear about your sister. I assume your aunt murdered her?", ">\n\nI'm sorry to hear Marcus's auntie still keeps shag carpeting. So much the worse for the glitter too.", ">\n\nYou got that wrong, Marcus's auntie keeps shagging carpets", ">\n\nMunch munch munch", ">\n\nDrove Uber, woman dropped a handful of glitter in the back seats, pissed I wouldn’t make a pit stop I guess. Didn’t notice, quick pick up of two nicely dressed women all in black on the way to a church service for their elderly mom. They noticed after sitting down in it. Still took the ride. I wanted to die seeing their black sparkly butts go up the church walk. Screw glitter and all who use it.", ">\n\nI'm not a huge fan of glitter, but biodegradable glitter does exist and is common. I think non-biodegradable glitter should stop being used though.", ">\n\nIt still gets EVERYWHERE", ">\n\nI don’t like sand", ">\n\nIt's coarse and rough and irritating", ">\n\nNot like here. Here everything is soft, and smooth.", ">\n\nRepeat after me kids:\nGLITTER IS LITTER", ">\n\nG-litter\nGlorious litter \nIt's pretty\nIt's still litter.", ">\n\n\"pretty to look at\" is as good as glitter gets", ">\n\nOf course. No one told you to eat it", ">\n\nA lot of times it contains heavy metals too", ">\n\nNo wonder those bands in the 80s used to use a lot of it", ">\n\nGlitter is the herpes of the rock world.", ">\n\nI think herpes was still the herpes of the rock world back then... poor Pam.", ">\n\nGlitter is not allowed in my house \nI allowed it once and still can find traces of it to this day....", ">\n\nI had a phone case with glitter. The thing busted months ago and I'm STILL finding traces of it", ">\n\nI will assault anyone who thinks it’s funny to give me a glitter bomb as a joke gift", ">\n\nGlitter bombs are only acceptable for cheating exes", ">\n\nAnd porch pirates", ">\n\nI saw a prank video about that on YouTube", ">\n\nYeah Mark Rober did it for 5 years, pretty epic prank", ">\n\nAs someone who just wore an all glitter dress I got for Christmas to an out of state function, I hate glitter. I burned the dress after I got home. Literally everywhere I went I left a trail of glitter and I felt like the biggest asshole on the planet. I went to go potty and the stall looked like someone murdered a glitter pixie. I don't think this is unpopular.", ">\n\nPotty? Grow up", ">\n\n/r/gatekeeping", ">\n\nPerhaps the most banal version of it.", ">\n\n\"Critics who treat 'adult' as a term of approval, instead of as a merely descriptive term, cannot be adult themselves. To be concerned about being grown up, to admire the grown up because it is grown up, to blush at the suspicion of being childish; these things are the marks of childhood and adolescence. And in childhood and adolescence they are, in moderation, healthy symptoms. Young things ought to want to grow. But to carry on into middle life or even into early manhood this concern about being adult is a mark of really arrested development. When I was ten, I read fairy tales in secret and would have been ashamed if I had been found doing so. Now that I am fifty I read them openly. When I became a man I put away childish things, including the fear of childishness and the desire to be very grown up.\" -- C.S. Lewis", ">\n\nAnd that's why I bought bio degradable glitter. I freaking love sparkles but the planet is important. There's also edible glitter that I plan on getting eventually.", ">\n\nIts fun. But you'll definitely spill some and find it everywhere for a few weeks. Not as bad as regular glitter tho. And your poop looks fancy for a day.\nBut: Biodegradable is a lie, usually. It's only biodegradable under VERY specific circumstances that are not met in a landfill or even most bio waste composting plants. Burning it works just fine :D", ">\n\nThis is popular as fuck", ">\n\nThe fact that glitter both exists and is used says otherwise.", ">\n\nI exist and am used, but I'm not popular.", ">\n\nBut are you biodegradable?", ">\n\nEverything except my bones.", ">\n\nGlitter is terrible. Now, sparkly stuff that doesn't bleed onto everything is okay and enjoyable. But glitter that leaks onto everything and never goes away is so bad", ">\n\nIm like a crow.. i need the shiny in my life", ">\n\nSAME", ">\n\nThe largest purchaser of glitter worldwide actively hides the fact that they are the largest purchaser of glitter worldwide", ">\n\nHow are you going to put me out there like that?", ">\n\nSorry De_Nilla the world has to know what you use all of it for", ">\n\nMy 6 year old could not disagree with this comment more strongly.", ">\n\nMy 4 year old too. \nShe dropped a tiny little tub of glitter on the floor (yay Christmas presents!) in the dining room and even after sweeping and hoovering the floor is SPARKLY!", ">\n\nyou could turn on a good old fashioned Kirby, leave it running in one spot for a century, pick it up and it will still sparkle under it", ">\n\nGlitter is a horrific abomination and if any type of plastic should be banned, it should be glitter.", ">\n\nI see your point. But it is oh so wonderful to send an enemy a glitter bomb.", ">\n\nPeople actually have enemies? And fantasize about vengeful antics?\nI really need to get out more", ">\n\nI would say this is the most popular opinion ever posted on this thread. NO ONE is coming out in support of glitter.", ">\n\ni support glitter 😂", ">\n\nDownvote this person into oblivion ☝️", ">\n\nThats a downvote for you! Glitter rules!", ">\n\nI hope you get it stuck in your hard to reach places!", ">\n\nAnd you have a life with no happy sparklies!", ">\n\nNGL, I don't even care about the whole micro plastics thing that much, I just hate the mess it leaves in general, seems the second a kid spills glitter in a house you're going to be finding little specs of glitter all around the place until the end of time. (or the building burns down, whatever is first) Even with effort to clean it up some always manages to remain. \nThink a good way of telling if a house was ever owned by a family with kids is just to have a good look at the gaps between floor boards, skirting and what not, any glitter and you know kids have likely been there.", ">\n\nI'm an artist who works with glitter and resin, and you're all absolutely correct. It's a plague, and I love it. Studio floors are gorgeous, but it gets places I haven't been, ever. It's in my boyfriends welding helmet, and that doesn't come home.", ">\n\nI have 3 daughters and especially when they were younger it seemed like there was glitter everywhere in our house. Well I get a call from my sister who was part angry part couldn't stop laughing. I had given her some leftover infant diapers we had, and she was at the doctors with her recently born son.\nDuring the check up she saw a strange look come over the Docs face, concerned she moved to see what was going on and was horrified to see her sons balls sparkling with glitter.\nGlitter is trash, and gets EVERYWHERE.", ">\n\nWe buy stupid vinyl records that are damage the first time you use them, instead of CDs. CD s are just music delivery system. People buy non stick pans, which are disposable, as opposed to a stainless steel pans which will out last your grandchildren. People buy expensive cell phones that you throw out when the battery is dead. I have five working computers, that they turned off the operating systems. They say people buy fast fashion. Hell, I can't but anything else. I can live with the glitter.", ">\n\nI had my MacBook for 10 years. Still worked perfectly. But I couldn’t update it anymore. Roughly 6 months later, none of the apps I was trying to run would work anymore. So I had to get a new one. I didn’t need a new one. It was annoying. I like my current MacBook but I’m annoyed that I even have to have it.", ">\n\nthis sub needs an update it's littered with popular opinions", ">\n\nThe things people will do for karma.\nAnd people admit knowing the rules and upvoting when they agree", ">\n\nBioglitter ftw", ">\n\nNo glitter, ftmfw", ">\n\nWhy do you hate fun", ">\n\nWhy do you choose to be the way you are?", ">\n\nGlitter is the middle of sequins\nEdit: get rid of both", ">\n\nI love glitter. They shine and shimmer", ">\n\ndid something concerning glitter happen to you recently lol? jusk askin", ">\n\nOP is probably another victim of the glitter boobytrap.", ">\n\ni’m a raver so reading these comments is just painful 😭😭😭😭", ">\n\nBuy the bio/eco-friendly glitter! I use it for music festivals and love it.", ">\n\ngood idea 😊😊😊", ">\n\nWhen I need to use glitter, I'm buying a biodegradable one. Problem solved", ">\n\nI think it's funny that every time I go to a music festival the people who say they love the planet the most are the first to throw glitter and chemical glow sticks like it's going out of style.", ">\n\nI go to music festivals and love face glitter, but I buy the bio/eco glitter that is made from algae. Not trying to be confrontational with you, just don't want you to think that everyone who loves to sparkle hates the environment.", ">\n\nI hate both", ">\n\nThis isn't an unpopular opinion....\nIDK if you've seen Good Mythical Morning, but they had glitter on the show ONCE and then instituted a serious, company-wide policy of banning glitter completely. Link still looks mad whenever the subject of glitter comes up.", ">\n\nPREACH", ">\n\nCheck your mailbox (there is a glitter bomb)", ">\n\nCards that play music are electronic waste", ">\n\nI agree. Easy downvote.", ">", ">\n\nlol is reddit supoosed to be an imageboard now? whats with the image replies", ">", ">\n\nThis is 10/10 not an upopular opinion. It’s is literally the herpes of the arts and crafts world. Nobody wants it, but of COURSE somebody has it, and they usually don’t tell you about it until it’s too late, and once you have it it’s impossible to get rid of.", ">\n\nThat's a great analogy. Even though I love glitter", ">\n\nI teach little children. I absolutely love glitter!", ">\n\nFantastic read for anyone interested. \nWhat Is Glitter? By Caity Weaver for The New York Times", ">\n\nBiodegradable glitter", ">\n\nbiggest sigh known to man", ">\n\nI don’t do much craft, but me and all the other performers I know are using biodegradable glitter products now.", ">\n\nDon’t get me started on edible glitter…", ">\n\nThis girl I'm talking to said \"give me your arm\" I was watching TV so I just obliged, she rubbed my whole arm with a brush that got loads of glitter on my skin. \"Now you sparkle like me\" was all I got when I asked why on earth I would want that.", ">\n\nGlitter is the STI of the arts and crafts world", ">\n\nOn what planet is this unpopular?", ">\n\nMercury, the surface temperature permanently fuses the glitter with everything it touches", ">\n\nI agree, but I use biodegradable glitter. I wish I could ditch it but I’m a rave girl, so that’s simply not an option…😏", ">\n\nSame goes for filling party balloons with helium. Literally taking a finite resource and filling a piece of trash with it.", ">\n\nI hope someone glitterbombs you", ">\n\nI hope someone glitter bombs me.", ">\n\nI like glitter. I'm man enough to say it", ">\n\nIs this Opposite Day in r/unpopularopinion? \nr/unpopularopinion glitter is the best, closely followed by sand.", ">\n\nIt is always opposite day here.\nAny actual unpopular opinions were banned a long time ago, try mentioning weight or race and chances are the mods will automatically ban it.", ">\n\nI despise glitter, it gets EVERYWHERE, and it sticks too. I just do my best to avoid it", ">\n\nI love the look of glitter. I love the biodegradable stuff but the price is insane and to buy craft is so cheap and easy. It's disappointing. I have a cup that's covered in glitter the best part is it sealed in and does shed everywhere.", ">\n\nI smell this opinion getting deleted from a mile away", ">\n\nCan we use glitter for scammers and people who steal packages?", ">\n\nI remember seeing videos of this man who made this box which used GPS and hidden cameras on all sides to catch porch pirates. When the person took the packaging off the box, an alarm sounded and it would throw up massive clouds of glitter.", ">\n\nYES! AND BALLOONS!! Enough with the balloon releases and glitter bombs!!", ">\n\nI would have to argue that balloons are worse than glitter. At least from an environmental, less-waste perspective.", ">\n\nBalloons are an eco nightmare and I wish we could ban them... But glitter sucks too.", ">\n\nGlitter is the herpes of the craft world. I would be happy to never see it again", ">\n\nThis post is just an I hate glitter circle jerk. We all hate glitter", ">\n\nMark Rober gets a pass.", ">\n\nIf your only argument is based on microplastics, you need to find a better one lol", ">\n\nDidn't even have to read the post. Every mom everywhere agrees with you", ">\n\nWe have 4 kids and respectfully disagree", ">\n\n✨ I absolutely love glitter and if I could I would sprinkle it everywhere I went. I think this world would be a better place if there was more glitter in random places. ✨", ">\n\nlike your liver?\nmmm microplastics in liver", ">\n\nYes, I do. But I'll take my chances. Something has to be the cause of our death. Imagine if we were so scared of anything that may kill us, that we avoided doing anything. That's not living. If I die of glitter, I'll be okay with that.", ">\n\nI'm also ok with you dieing from glitter; myself, not so much.", ">\n\nBut I'm okay with you dieing from glitter.", ">\n\nHoly shit yes. \nFuck glitter. Shit should be flat out illegal!", ">\n\nI absolutely hate glitter on anything, crafting, makeup, clothes. The shit is ugly as f", ">\n\ni like glitter", ">", ">\n\nSomeone needs to invent biodegradable glitter ASAP" ]

[ "Glitter is the herpes of the crafting world", ">\n\nMy sister used to say this, she actually mailed our aunt a joke card filled with glitter designed to gently explode upon opening. When our aunt called our house, my sister just told her she gave her “glitter herpes” to remember her by. Six years latter, our aunt still finds little shiny specs on her couch and shag carpeting.", ">\n\nI'm so sorry to hear about your sister. I assume your aunt murdered her?", ">\n\nI'm sorry to hear Marcus's auntie still keeps shag carpeting. So much the worse for the glitter too.", ">\n\nYou got that wrong, Marcus's auntie keeps shagging carpets", ">\n\nMunch munch munch", ">\n\nDrove Uber, woman dropped a handful of glitter in the back seats, pissed I wouldn’t make a pit stop I guess. Didn’t notice, quick pick up of two nicely dressed women all in black on the way to a church service for their elderly mom. They noticed after sitting down in it. Still took the ride. I wanted to die seeing their black sparkly butts go up the church walk. Screw glitter and all who use it.", ">\n\nI'm not a huge fan of glitter, but biodegradable glitter does exist and is common. I think non-biodegradable glitter should stop being used though.", ">\n\nIt still gets EVERYWHERE", ">\n\nI don’t like sand", ">\n\nIt's coarse and rough and irritating", ">\n\nNot like here. Here everything is soft, and smooth.", ">\n\nRepeat after me kids:\nGLITTER IS LITTER", ">\n\nG-litter\nGlorious litter \nIt's pretty\nIt's still litter.", ">\n\n\"pretty to look at\" is as good as glitter gets", ">\n\nOf course. No one told you to eat it", ">\n\nA lot of times it contains heavy metals too", ">\n\nNo wonder those bands in the 80s used to use a lot of it", ">\n\nGlitter is the herpes of the rock world.", ">\n\nI think herpes was still the herpes of the rock world back then... poor Pam.", ">\n\nGlitter is not allowed in my house \nI allowed it once and still can find traces of it to this day....", ">\n\nI had a phone case with glitter. The thing busted months ago and I'm STILL finding traces of it", ">\n\nI will assault anyone who thinks it’s funny to give me a glitter bomb as a joke gift", ">\n\nGlitter bombs are only acceptable for cheating exes", ">\n\nAnd porch pirates", ">\n\nI saw a prank video about that on YouTube", ">\n\nYeah Mark Rober did it for 5 years, pretty epic prank", ">\n\nAs someone who just wore an all glitter dress I got for Christmas to an out of state function, I hate glitter. I burned the dress after I got home. Literally everywhere I went I left a trail of glitter and I felt like the biggest asshole on the planet. I went to go potty and the stall looked like someone murdered a glitter pixie. I don't think this is unpopular.", ">\n\nPotty? Grow up", ">\n\n/r/gatekeeping", ">\n\nPerhaps the most banal version of it.", ">\n\n\"Critics who treat 'adult' as a term of approval, instead of as a merely descriptive term, cannot be adult themselves. To be concerned about being grown up, to admire the grown up because it is grown up, to blush at the suspicion of being childish; these things are the marks of childhood and adolescence. And in childhood and adolescence they are, in moderation, healthy symptoms. Young things ought to want to grow. But to carry on into middle life or even into early manhood this concern about being adult is a mark of really arrested development. When I was ten, I read fairy tales in secret and would have been ashamed if I had been found doing so. Now that I am fifty I read them openly. When I became a man I put away childish things, including the fear of childishness and the desire to be very grown up.\" -- C.S. Lewis", ">\n\nAnd that's why I bought bio degradable glitter. I freaking love sparkles but the planet is important. There's also edible glitter that I plan on getting eventually.", ">\n\nIts fun. But you'll definitely spill some and find it everywhere for a few weeks. Not as bad as regular glitter tho. And your poop looks fancy for a day.\nBut: Biodegradable is a lie, usually. It's only biodegradable under VERY specific circumstances that are not met in a landfill or even most bio waste composting plants. Burning it works just fine :D", ">\n\nThis is popular as fuck", ">\n\nThe fact that glitter both exists and is used says otherwise.", ">\n\nI exist and am used, but I'm not popular.", ">\n\nBut are you biodegradable?", ">\n\nEverything except my bones.", ">\n\nGlitter is terrible. Now, sparkly stuff that doesn't bleed onto everything is okay and enjoyable. But glitter that leaks onto everything and never goes away is so bad", ">\n\nIm like a crow.. i need the shiny in my life", ">\n\nSAME", ">\n\nThe largest purchaser of glitter worldwide actively hides the fact that they are the largest purchaser of glitter worldwide", ">\n\nHow are you going to put me out there like that?", ">\n\nSorry De_Nilla the world has to know what you use all of it for", ">\n\nMy 6 year old could not disagree with this comment more strongly.", ">\n\nMy 4 year old too. \nShe dropped a tiny little tub of glitter on the floor (yay Christmas presents!) in the dining room and even after sweeping and hoovering the floor is SPARKLY!", ">\n\nyou could turn on a good old fashioned Kirby, leave it running in one spot for a century, pick it up and it will still sparkle under it", ">\n\nGlitter is a horrific abomination and if any type of plastic should be banned, it should be glitter.", ">\n\nI see your point. But it is oh so wonderful to send an enemy a glitter bomb.", ">\n\nPeople actually have enemies? And fantasize about vengeful antics?\nI really need to get out more", ">\n\nI would say this is the most popular opinion ever posted on this thread. NO ONE is coming out in support of glitter.", ">\n\ni support glitter 😂", ">\n\nDownvote this person into oblivion ☝️", ">\n\nThats a downvote for you! Glitter rules!", ">\n\nI hope you get it stuck in your hard to reach places!", ">\n\nAnd you have a life with no happy sparklies!", ">\n\nNGL, I don't even care about the whole micro plastics thing that much, I just hate the mess it leaves in general, seems the second a kid spills glitter in a house you're going to be finding little specs of glitter all around the place until the end of time. (or the building burns down, whatever is first) Even with effort to clean it up some always manages to remain. \nThink a good way of telling if a house was ever owned by a family with kids is just to have a good look at the gaps between floor boards, skirting and what not, any glitter and you know kids have likely been there.", ">\n\nI'm an artist who works with glitter and resin, and you're all absolutely correct. It's a plague, and I love it. Studio floors are gorgeous, but it gets places I haven't been, ever. It's in my boyfriends welding helmet, and that doesn't come home.", ">\n\nI have 3 daughters and especially when they were younger it seemed like there was glitter everywhere in our house. Well I get a call from my sister who was part angry part couldn't stop laughing. I had given her some leftover infant diapers we had, and she was at the doctors with her recently born son.\nDuring the check up she saw a strange look come over the Docs face, concerned she moved to see what was going on and was horrified to see her sons balls sparkling with glitter.\nGlitter is trash, and gets EVERYWHERE.", ">\n\nWe buy stupid vinyl records that are damage the first time you use them, instead of CDs. CD s are just music delivery system. People buy non stick pans, which are disposable, as opposed to a stainless steel pans which will out last your grandchildren. People buy expensive cell phones that you throw out when the battery is dead. I have five working computers, that they turned off the operating systems. They say people buy fast fashion. Hell, I can't but anything else. I can live with the glitter.", ">\n\nI had my MacBook for 10 years. Still worked perfectly. But I couldn’t update it anymore. Roughly 6 months later, none of the apps I was trying to run would work anymore. So I had to get a new one. I didn’t need a new one. It was annoying. I like my current MacBook but I’m annoyed that I even have to have it.", ">\n\nthis sub needs an update it's littered with popular opinions", ">\n\nThe things people will do for karma.\nAnd people admit knowing the rules and upvoting when they agree", ">\n\nBioglitter ftw", ">\n\nNo glitter, ftmfw", ">\n\nWhy do you hate fun", ">\n\nWhy do you choose to be the way you are?", ">\n\nGlitter is the middle of sequins\nEdit: get rid of both", ">\n\nI love glitter. They shine and shimmer", ">\n\ndid something concerning glitter happen to you recently lol? jusk askin", ">\n\nOP is probably another victim of the glitter boobytrap.", ">\n\ni’m a raver so reading these comments is just painful 😭😭😭😭", ">\n\nBuy the bio/eco-friendly glitter! I use it for music festivals and love it.", ">\n\ngood idea 😊😊😊", ">\n\nWhen I need to use glitter, I'm buying a biodegradable one. Problem solved", ">\n\nI think it's funny that every time I go to a music festival the people who say they love the planet the most are the first to throw glitter and chemical glow sticks like it's going out of style.", ">\n\nI go to music festivals and love face glitter, but I buy the bio/eco glitter that is made from algae. Not trying to be confrontational with you, just don't want you to think that everyone who loves to sparkle hates the environment.", ">\n\nI hate both", ">\n\nThis isn't an unpopular opinion....\nIDK if you've seen Good Mythical Morning, but they had glitter on the show ONCE and then instituted a serious, company-wide policy of banning glitter completely. Link still looks mad whenever the subject of glitter comes up.", ">\n\nPREACH", ">\n\nCheck your mailbox (there is a glitter bomb)", ">\n\nCards that play music are electronic waste", ">\n\nI agree. Easy downvote.", ">", ">\n\nlol is reddit supoosed to be an imageboard now? whats with the image replies", ">", ">\n\nThis is 10/10 not an upopular opinion. It’s is literally the herpes of the arts and crafts world. Nobody wants it, but of COURSE somebody has it, and they usually don’t tell you about it until it’s too late, and once you have it it’s impossible to get rid of.", ">\n\nThat's a great analogy. Even though I love glitter", ">\n\nI teach little children. I absolutely love glitter!", ">\n\nFantastic read for anyone interested. \nWhat Is Glitter? By Caity Weaver for The New York Times", ">\n\nBiodegradable glitter", ">\n\nbiggest sigh known to man", ">\n\nI don’t do much craft, but me and all the other performers I know are using biodegradable glitter products now.", ">\n\nDon’t get me started on edible glitter…", ">\n\nThis girl I'm talking to said \"give me your arm\" I was watching TV so I just obliged, she rubbed my whole arm with a brush that got loads of glitter on my skin. \"Now you sparkle like me\" was all I got when I asked why on earth I would want that.", ">\n\nGlitter is the STI of the arts and crafts world", ">\n\nOn what planet is this unpopular?", ">\n\nMercury, the surface temperature permanently fuses the glitter with everything it touches", ">\n\nI agree, but I use biodegradable glitter. I wish I could ditch it but I’m a rave girl, so that’s simply not an option…😏", ">\n\nSame goes for filling party balloons with helium. Literally taking a finite resource and filling a piece of trash with it.", ">\n\nI hope someone glitterbombs you", ">\n\nI hope someone glitter bombs me.", ">\n\nI like glitter. I'm man enough to say it", ">\n\nIs this Opposite Day in r/unpopularopinion? \nr/unpopularopinion glitter is the best, closely followed by sand.", ">\n\nIt is always opposite day here.\nAny actual unpopular opinions were banned a long time ago, try mentioning weight or race and chances are the mods will automatically ban it.", ">\n\nI despise glitter, it gets EVERYWHERE, and it sticks too. I just do my best to avoid it", ">\n\nI love the look of glitter. I love the biodegradable stuff but the price is insane and to buy craft is so cheap and easy. It's disappointing. I have a cup that's covered in glitter the best part is it sealed in and does shed everywhere.", ">\n\nI smell this opinion getting deleted from a mile away", ">\n\nCan we use glitter for scammers and people who steal packages?", ">\n\nI remember seeing videos of this man who made this box which used GPS and hidden cameras on all sides to catch porch pirates. When the person took the packaging off the box, an alarm sounded and it would throw up massive clouds of glitter.", ">\n\nYES! AND BALLOONS!! Enough with the balloon releases and glitter bombs!!", ">\n\nI would have to argue that balloons are worse than glitter. At least from an environmental, less-waste perspective.", ">\n\nBalloons are an eco nightmare and I wish we could ban them... But glitter sucks too.", ">\n\nGlitter is the herpes of the craft world. I would be happy to never see it again", ">\n\nThis post is just an I hate glitter circle jerk. We all hate glitter", ">\n\nMark Rober gets a pass.", ">\n\nIf your only argument is based on microplastics, you need to find a better one lol", ">\n\nDidn't even have to read the post. Every mom everywhere agrees with you", ">\n\nWe have 4 kids and respectfully disagree", ">\n\n✨ I absolutely love glitter and if I could I would sprinkle it everywhere I went. I think this world would be a better place if there was more glitter in random places. ✨", ">\n\nlike your liver?\nmmm microplastics in liver", ">\n\nYes, I do. But I'll take my chances. Something has to be the cause of our death. Imagine if we were so scared of anything that may kill us, that we avoided doing anything. That's not living. If I die of glitter, I'll be okay with that.", ">\n\nI'm also ok with you dieing from glitter; myself, not so much.", ">\n\nBut I'm okay with you dieing from glitter.", ">\n\nHoly shit yes. \nFuck glitter. Shit should be flat out illegal!", ">\n\nI absolutely hate glitter on anything, crafting, makeup, clothes. The shit is ugly as f", ">\n\ni like glitter", ">", ">\n\nSomeone needs to invent biodegradable glitter ASAP", ">\n\nIt has existed for years now..." ]

[ "Glitter is the herpes of the crafting world", ">\n\nMy sister used to say this, she actually mailed our aunt a joke card filled with glitter designed to gently explode upon opening. When our aunt called our house, my sister just told her she gave her “glitter herpes” to remember her by. Six years latter, our aunt still finds little shiny specs on her couch and shag carpeting.", ">\n\nI'm so sorry to hear about your sister. I assume your aunt murdered her?", ">\n\nI'm sorry to hear Marcus's auntie still keeps shag carpeting. So much the worse for the glitter too.", ">\n\nYou got that wrong, Marcus's auntie keeps shagging carpets", ">\n\nMunch munch munch", ">\n\nDrove Uber, woman dropped a handful of glitter in the back seats, pissed I wouldn’t make a pit stop I guess. Didn’t notice, quick pick up of two nicely dressed women all in black on the way to a church service for their elderly mom. They noticed after sitting down in it. Still took the ride. I wanted to die seeing their black sparkly butts go up the church walk. Screw glitter and all who use it.", ">\n\nI'm not a huge fan of glitter, but biodegradable glitter does exist and is common. I think non-biodegradable glitter should stop being used though.", ">\n\nIt still gets EVERYWHERE", ">\n\nI don’t like sand", ">\n\nIt's coarse and rough and irritating", ">\n\nNot like here. Here everything is soft, and smooth.", ">\n\nRepeat after me kids:\nGLITTER IS LITTER", ">\n\nG-litter\nGlorious litter \nIt's pretty\nIt's still litter.", ">\n\n\"pretty to look at\" is as good as glitter gets", ">\n\nOf course. No one told you to eat it", ">\n\nA lot of times it contains heavy metals too", ">\n\nNo wonder those bands in the 80s used to use a lot of it", ">\n\nGlitter is the herpes of the rock world.", ">\n\nI think herpes was still the herpes of the rock world back then... poor Pam.", ">\n\nGlitter is not allowed in my house \nI allowed it once and still can find traces of it to this day....", ">\n\nI had a phone case with glitter. The thing busted months ago and I'm STILL finding traces of it", ">\n\nI will assault anyone who thinks it’s funny to give me a glitter bomb as a joke gift", ">\n\nGlitter bombs are only acceptable for cheating exes", ">\n\nAnd porch pirates", ">\n\nI saw a prank video about that on YouTube", ">\n\nYeah Mark Rober did it for 5 years, pretty epic prank", ">\n\nAs someone who just wore an all glitter dress I got for Christmas to an out of state function, I hate glitter. I burned the dress after I got home. Literally everywhere I went I left a trail of glitter and I felt like the biggest asshole on the planet. I went to go potty and the stall looked like someone murdered a glitter pixie. I don't think this is unpopular.", ">\n\nPotty? Grow up", ">\n\n/r/gatekeeping", ">\n\nPerhaps the most banal version of it.", ">\n\n\"Critics who treat 'adult' as a term of approval, instead of as a merely descriptive term, cannot be adult themselves. To be concerned about being grown up, to admire the grown up because it is grown up, to blush at the suspicion of being childish; these things are the marks of childhood and adolescence. And in childhood and adolescence they are, in moderation, healthy symptoms. Young things ought to want to grow. But to carry on into middle life or even into early manhood this concern about being adult is a mark of really arrested development. When I was ten, I read fairy tales in secret and would have been ashamed if I had been found doing so. Now that I am fifty I read them openly. When I became a man I put away childish things, including the fear of childishness and the desire to be very grown up.\" -- C.S. Lewis", ">\n\nAnd that's why I bought bio degradable glitter. I freaking love sparkles but the planet is important. There's also edible glitter that I plan on getting eventually.", ">\n\nIts fun. But you'll definitely spill some and find it everywhere for a few weeks. Not as bad as regular glitter tho. And your poop looks fancy for a day.\nBut: Biodegradable is a lie, usually. It's only biodegradable under VERY specific circumstances that are not met in a landfill or even most bio waste composting plants. Burning it works just fine :D", ">\n\nThis is popular as fuck", ">\n\nThe fact that glitter both exists and is used says otherwise.", ">\n\nI exist and am used, but I'm not popular.", ">\n\nBut are you biodegradable?", ">\n\nEverything except my bones.", ">\n\nGlitter is terrible. Now, sparkly stuff that doesn't bleed onto everything is okay and enjoyable. But glitter that leaks onto everything and never goes away is so bad", ">\n\nIm like a crow.. i need the shiny in my life", ">\n\nSAME", ">\n\nThe largest purchaser of glitter worldwide actively hides the fact that they are the largest purchaser of glitter worldwide", ">\n\nHow are you going to put me out there like that?", ">\n\nSorry De_Nilla the world has to know what you use all of it for", ">\n\nMy 6 year old could not disagree with this comment more strongly.", ">\n\nMy 4 year old too. \nShe dropped a tiny little tub of glitter on the floor (yay Christmas presents!) in the dining room and even after sweeping and hoovering the floor is SPARKLY!", ">\n\nyou could turn on a good old fashioned Kirby, leave it running in one spot for a century, pick it up and it will still sparkle under it", ">\n\nGlitter is a horrific abomination and if any type of plastic should be banned, it should be glitter.", ">\n\nI see your point. But it is oh so wonderful to send an enemy a glitter bomb.", ">\n\nPeople actually have enemies? And fantasize about vengeful antics?\nI really need to get out more", ">\n\nI would say this is the most popular opinion ever posted on this thread. NO ONE is coming out in support of glitter.", ">\n\ni support glitter 😂", ">\n\nDownvote this person into oblivion ☝️", ">\n\nThats a downvote for you! Glitter rules!", ">\n\nI hope you get it stuck in your hard to reach places!", ">\n\nAnd you have a life with no happy sparklies!", ">\n\nNGL, I don't even care about the whole micro plastics thing that much, I just hate the mess it leaves in general, seems the second a kid spills glitter in a house you're going to be finding little specs of glitter all around the place until the end of time. (or the building burns down, whatever is first) Even with effort to clean it up some always manages to remain. \nThink a good way of telling if a house was ever owned by a family with kids is just to have a good look at the gaps between floor boards, skirting and what not, any glitter and you know kids have likely been there.", ">\n\nI'm an artist who works with glitter and resin, and you're all absolutely correct. It's a plague, and I love it. Studio floors are gorgeous, but it gets places I haven't been, ever. It's in my boyfriends welding helmet, and that doesn't come home.", ">\n\nI have 3 daughters and especially when they were younger it seemed like there was glitter everywhere in our house. Well I get a call from my sister who was part angry part couldn't stop laughing. I had given her some leftover infant diapers we had, and she was at the doctors with her recently born son.\nDuring the check up she saw a strange look come over the Docs face, concerned she moved to see what was going on and was horrified to see her sons balls sparkling with glitter.\nGlitter is trash, and gets EVERYWHERE.", ">\n\nWe buy stupid vinyl records that are damage the first time you use them, instead of CDs. CD s are just music delivery system. People buy non stick pans, which are disposable, as opposed to a stainless steel pans which will out last your grandchildren. People buy expensive cell phones that you throw out when the battery is dead. I have five working computers, that they turned off the operating systems. They say people buy fast fashion. Hell, I can't but anything else. I can live with the glitter.", ">\n\nI had my MacBook for 10 years. Still worked perfectly. But I couldn’t update it anymore. Roughly 6 months later, none of the apps I was trying to run would work anymore. So I had to get a new one. I didn’t need a new one. It was annoying. I like my current MacBook but I’m annoyed that I even have to have it.", ">\n\nthis sub needs an update it's littered with popular opinions", ">\n\nThe things people will do for karma.\nAnd people admit knowing the rules and upvoting when they agree", ">\n\nBioglitter ftw", ">\n\nNo glitter, ftmfw", ">\n\nWhy do you hate fun", ">\n\nWhy do you choose to be the way you are?", ">\n\nGlitter is the middle of sequins\nEdit: get rid of both", ">\n\nI love glitter. They shine and shimmer", ">\n\ndid something concerning glitter happen to you recently lol? jusk askin", ">\n\nOP is probably another victim of the glitter boobytrap.", ">\n\ni’m a raver so reading these comments is just painful 😭😭😭😭", ">\n\nBuy the bio/eco-friendly glitter! I use it for music festivals and love it.", ">\n\ngood idea 😊😊😊", ">\n\nWhen I need to use glitter, I'm buying a biodegradable one. Problem solved", ">\n\nI think it's funny that every time I go to a music festival the people who say they love the planet the most are the first to throw glitter and chemical glow sticks like it's going out of style.", ">\n\nI go to music festivals and love face glitter, but I buy the bio/eco glitter that is made from algae. Not trying to be confrontational with you, just don't want you to think that everyone who loves to sparkle hates the environment.", ">\n\nI hate both", ">\n\nThis isn't an unpopular opinion....\nIDK if you've seen Good Mythical Morning, but they had glitter on the show ONCE and then instituted a serious, company-wide policy of banning glitter completely. Link still looks mad whenever the subject of glitter comes up.", ">\n\nPREACH", ">\n\nCheck your mailbox (there is a glitter bomb)", ">\n\nCards that play music are electronic waste", ">\n\nI agree. Easy downvote.", ">", ">\n\nlol is reddit supoosed to be an imageboard now? whats with the image replies", ">", ">\n\nThis is 10/10 not an upopular opinion. It’s is literally the herpes of the arts and crafts world. Nobody wants it, but of COURSE somebody has it, and they usually don’t tell you about it until it’s too late, and once you have it it’s impossible to get rid of.", ">\n\nThat's a great analogy. Even though I love glitter", ">\n\nI teach little children. I absolutely love glitter!", ">\n\nFantastic read for anyone interested. \nWhat Is Glitter? By Caity Weaver for The New York Times", ">\n\nBiodegradable glitter", ">\n\nbiggest sigh known to man", ">\n\nI don’t do much craft, but me and all the other performers I know are using biodegradable glitter products now.", ">\n\nDon’t get me started on edible glitter…", ">\n\nThis girl I'm talking to said \"give me your arm\" I was watching TV so I just obliged, she rubbed my whole arm with a brush that got loads of glitter on my skin. \"Now you sparkle like me\" was all I got when I asked why on earth I would want that.", ">\n\nGlitter is the STI of the arts and crafts world", ">\n\nOn what planet is this unpopular?", ">\n\nMercury, the surface temperature permanently fuses the glitter with everything it touches", ">\n\nI agree, but I use biodegradable glitter. I wish I could ditch it but I’m a rave girl, so that’s simply not an option…😏", ">\n\nSame goes for filling party balloons with helium. Literally taking a finite resource and filling a piece of trash with it.", ">\n\nI hope someone glitterbombs you", ">\n\nI hope someone glitter bombs me.", ">\n\nI like glitter. I'm man enough to say it", ">\n\nIs this Opposite Day in r/unpopularopinion? \nr/unpopularopinion glitter is the best, closely followed by sand.", ">\n\nIt is always opposite day here.\nAny actual unpopular opinions were banned a long time ago, try mentioning weight or race and chances are the mods will automatically ban it.", ">\n\nI despise glitter, it gets EVERYWHERE, and it sticks too. I just do my best to avoid it", ">\n\nI love the look of glitter. I love the biodegradable stuff but the price is insane and to buy craft is so cheap and easy. It's disappointing. I have a cup that's covered in glitter the best part is it sealed in and does shed everywhere.", ">\n\nI smell this opinion getting deleted from a mile away", ">\n\nCan we use glitter for scammers and people who steal packages?", ">\n\nI remember seeing videos of this man who made this box which used GPS and hidden cameras on all sides to catch porch pirates. When the person took the packaging off the box, an alarm sounded and it would throw up massive clouds of glitter.", ">\n\nYES! AND BALLOONS!! Enough with the balloon releases and glitter bombs!!", ">\n\nI would have to argue that balloons are worse than glitter. At least from an environmental, less-waste perspective.", ">\n\nBalloons are an eco nightmare and I wish we could ban them... But glitter sucks too.", ">\n\nGlitter is the herpes of the craft world. I would be happy to never see it again", ">\n\nThis post is just an I hate glitter circle jerk. We all hate glitter", ">\n\nMark Rober gets a pass.", ">\n\nIf your only argument is based on microplastics, you need to find a better one lol", ">\n\nDidn't even have to read the post. Every mom everywhere agrees with you", ">\n\nWe have 4 kids and respectfully disagree", ">\n\n✨ I absolutely love glitter and if I could I would sprinkle it everywhere I went. I think this world would be a better place if there was more glitter in random places. ✨", ">\n\nlike your liver?\nmmm microplastics in liver", ">\n\nYes, I do. But I'll take my chances. Something has to be the cause of our death. Imagine if we were so scared of anything that may kill us, that we avoided doing anything. That's not living. If I die of glitter, I'll be okay with that.", ">\n\nI'm also ok with you dieing from glitter; myself, not so much.", ">\n\nBut I'm okay with you dieing from glitter.", ">\n\nHoly shit yes. \nFuck glitter. Shit should be flat out illegal!", ">\n\nI absolutely hate glitter on anything, crafting, makeup, clothes. The shit is ugly as f", ">\n\ni like glitter", ">", ">\n\nSomeone needs to invent biodegradable glitter ASAP", ">\n\nIt has existed for years now...", ">\n\nBut glitter tastes so good" ]

[ "Glitter is the herpes of the crafting world", ">\n\nMy sister used to say this, she actually mailed our aunt a joke card filled with glitter designed to gently explode upon opening. When our aunt called our house, my sister just told her she gave her “glitter herpes” to remember her by. Six years latter, our aunt still finds little shiny specs on her couch and shag carpeting.", ">\n\nI'm so sorry to hear about your sister. I assume your aunt murdered her?", ">\n\nI'm sorry to hear Marcus's auntie still keeps shag carpeting. So much the worse for the glitter too.", ">\n\nYou got that wrong, Marcus's auntie keeps shagging carpets", ">\n\nMunch munch munch", ">\n\nDrove Uber, woman dropped a handful of glitter in the back seats, pissed I wouldn’t make a pit stop I guess. Didn’t notice, quick pick up of two nicely dressed women all in black on the way to a church service for their elderly mom. They noticed after sitting down in it. Still took the ride. I wanted to die seeing their black sparkly butts go up the church walk. Screw glitter and all who use it.", ">\n\nI'm not a huge fan of glitter, but biodegradable glitter does exist and is common. I think non-biodegradable glitter should stop being used though.", ">\n\nIt still gets EVERYWHERE", ">\n\nI don’t like sand", ">\n\nIt's coarse and rough and irritating", ">\n\nNot like here. Here everything is soft, and smooth.", ">\n\nRepeat after me kids:\nGLITTER IS LITTER", ">\n\nG-litter\nGlorious litter \nIt's pretty\nIt's still litter.", ">\n\n\"pretty to look at\" is as good as glitter gets", ">\n\nOf course. No one told you to eat it", ">\n\nA lot of times it contains heavy metals too", ">\n\nNo wonder those bands in the 80s used to use a lot of it", ">\n\nGlitter is the herpes of the rock world.", ">\n\nI think herpes was still the herpes of the rock world back then... poor Pam.", ">\n\nGlitter is not allowed in my house \nI allowed it once and still can find traces of it to this day....", ">\n\nI had a phone case with glitter. The thing busted months ago and I'm STILL finding traces of it", ">\n\nI will assault anyone who thinks it’s funny to give me a glitter bomb as a joke gift", ">\n\nGlitter bombs are only acceptable for cheating exes", ">\n\nAnd porch pirates", ">\n\nI saw a prank video about that on YouTube", ">\n\nYeah Mark Rober did it for 5 years, pretty epic prank", ">\n\nAs someone who just wore an all glitter dress I got for Christmas to an out of state function, I hate glitter. I burned the dress after I got home. Literally everywhere I went I left a trail of glitter and I felt like the biggest asshole on the planet. I went to go potty and the stall looked like someone murdered a glitter pixie. I don't think this is unpopular.", ">\n\nPotty? Grow up", ">\n\n/r/gatekeeping", ">\n\nPerhaps the most banal version of it.", ">\n\n\"Critics who treat 'adult' as a term of approval, instead of as a merely descriptive term, cannot be adult themselves. To be concerned about being grown up, to admire the grown up because it is grown up, to blush at the suspicion of being childish; these things are the marks of childhood and adolescence. And in childhood and adolescence they are, in moderation, healthy symptoms. Young things ought to want to grow. But to carry on into middle life or even into early manhood this concern about being adult is a mark of really arrested development. When I was ten, I read fairy tales in secret and would have been ashamed if I had been found doing so. Now that I am fifty I read them openly. When I became a man I put away childish things, including the fear of childishness and the desire to be very grown up.\" -- C.S. Lewis", ">\n\nAnd that's why I bought bio degradable glitter. I freaking love sparkles but the planet is important. There's also edible glitter that I plan on getting eventually.", ">\n\nIts fun. But you'll definitely spill some and find it everywhere for a few weeks. Not as bad as regular glitter tho. And your poop looks fancy for a day.\nBut: Biodegradable is a lie, usually. It's only biodegradable under VERY specific circumstances that are not met in a landfill or even most bio waste composting plants. Burning it works just fine :D", ">\n\nThis is popular as fuck", ">\n\nThe fact that glitter both exists and is used says otherwise.", ">\n\nI exist and am used, but I'm not popular.", ">\n\nBut are you biodegradable?", ">\n\nEverything except my bones.", ">\n\nGlitter is terrible. Now, sparkly stuff that doesn't bleed onto everything is okay and enjoyable. But glitter that leaks onto everything and never goes away is so bad", ">\n\nIm like a crow.. i need the shiny in my life", ">\n\nSAME", ">\n\nThe largest purchaser of glitter worldwide actively hides the fact that they are the largest purchaser of glitter worldwide", ">\n\nHow are you going to put me out there like that?", ">\n\nSorry De_Nilla the world has to know what you use all of it for", ">\n\nMy 6 year old could not disagree with this comment more strongly.", ">\n\nMy 4 year old too. \nShe dropped a tiny little tub of glitter on the floor (yay Christmas presents!) in the dining room and even after sweeping and hoovering the floor is SPARKLY!", ">\n\nyou could turn on a good old fashioned Kirby, leave it running in one spot for a century, pick it up and it will still sparkle under it", ">\n\nGlitter is a horrific abomination and if any type of plastic should be banned, it should be glitter.", ">\n\nI see your point. But it is oh so wonderful to send an enemy a glitter bomb.", ">\n\nPeople actually have enemies? And fantasize about vengeful antics?\nI really need to get out more", ">\n\nI would say this is the most popular opinion ever posted on this thread. NO ONE is coming out in support of glitter.", ">\n\ni support glitter 😂", ">\n\nDownvote this person into oblivion ☝️", ">\n\nThats a downvote for you! Glitter rules!", ">\n\nI hope you get it stuck in your hard to reach places!", ">\n\nAnd you have a life with no happy sparklies!", ">\n\nNGL, I don't even care about the whole micro plastics thing that much, I just hate the mess it leaves in general, seems the second a kid spills glitter in a house you're going to be finding little specs of glitter all around the place until the end of time. (or the building burns down, whatever is first) Even with effort to clean it up some always manages to remain. \nThink a good way of telling if a house was ever owned by a family with kids is just to have a good look at the gaps between floor boards, skirting and what not, any glitter and you know kids have likely been there.", ">\n\nI'm an artist who works with glitter and resin, and you're all absolutely correct. It's a plague, and I love it. Studio floors are gorgeous, but it gets places I haven't been, ever. It's in my boyfriends welding helmet, and that doesn't come home.", ">\n\nI have 3 daughters and especially when they were younger it seemed like there was glitter everywhere in our house. Well I get a call from my sister who was part angry part couldn't stop laughing. I had given her some leftover infant diapers we had, and she was at the doctors with her recently born son.\nDuring the check up she saw a strange look come over the Docs face, concerned she moved to see what was going on and was horrified to see her sons balls sparkling with glitter.\nGlitter is trash, and gets EVERYWHERE.", ">\n\nWe buy stupid vinyl records that are damage the first time you use them, instead of CDs. CD s are just music delivery system. People buy non stick pans, which are disposable, as opposed to a stainless steel pans which will out last your grandchildren. People buy expensive cell phones that you throw out when the battery is dead. I have five working computers, that they turned off the operating systems. They say people buy fast fashion. Hell, I can't but anything else. I can live with the glitter.", ">\n\nI had my MacBook for 10 years. Still worked perfectly. But I couldn’t update it anymore. Roughly 6 months later, none of the apps I was trying to run would work anymore. So I had to get a new one. I didn’t need a new one. It was annoying. I like my current MacBook but I’m annoyed that I even have to have it.", ">\n\nthis sub needs an update it's littered with popular opinions", ">\n\nThe things people will do for karma.\nAnd people admit knowing the rules and upvoting when they agree", ">\n\nBioglitter ftw", ">\n\nNo glitter, ftmfw", ">\n\nWhy do you hate fun", ">\n\nWhy do you choose to be the way you are?", ">\n\nGlitter is the middle of sequins\nEdit: get rid of both", ">\n\nI love glitter. They shine and shimmer", ">\n\ndid something concerning glitter happen to you recently lol? jusk askin", ">\n\nOP is probably another victim of the glitter boobytrap.", ">\n\ni’m a raver so reading these comments is just painful 😭😭😭😭", ">\n\nBuy the bio/eco-friendly glitter! I use it for music festivals and love it.", ">\n\ngood idea 😊😊😊", ">\n\nWhen I need to use glitter, I'm buying a biodegradable one. Problem solved", ">\n\nI think it's funny that every time I go to a music festival the people who say they love the planet the most are the first to throw glitter and chemical glow sticks like it's going out of style.", ">\n\nI go to music festivals and love face glitter, but I buy the bio/eco glitter that is made from algae. Not trying to be confrontational with you, just don't want you to think that everyone who loves to sparkle hates the environment.", ">\n\nI hate both", ">\n\nThis isn't an unpopular opinion....\nIDK if you've seen Good Mythical Morning, but they had glitter on the show ONCE and then instituted a serious, company-wide policy of banning glitter completely. Link still looks mad whenever the subject of glitter comes up.", ">\n\nPREACH", ">\n\nCheck your mailbox (there is a glitter bomb)", ">\n\nCards that play music are electronic waste", ">\n\nI agree. Easy downvote.", ">", ">\n\nlol is reddit supoosed to be an imageboard now? whats with the image replies", ">", ">\n\nThis is 10/10 not an upopular opinion. It’s is literally the herpes of the arts and crafts world. Nobody wants it, but of COURSE somebody has it, and they usually don’t tell you about it until it’s too late, and once you have it it’s impossible to get rid of.", ">\n\nThat's a great analogy. Even though I love glitter", ">\n\nI teach little children. I absolutely love glitter!", ">\n\nFantastic read for anyone interested. \nWhat Is Glitter? By Caity Weaver for The New York Times", ">\n\nBiodegradable glitter", ">\n\nbiggest sigh known to man", ">\n\nI don’t do much craft, but me and all the other performers I know are using biodegradable glitter products now.", ">\n\nDon’t get me started on edible glitter…", ">\n\nThis girl I'm talking to said \"give me your arm\" I was watching TV so I just obliged, she rubbed my whole arm with a brush that got loads of glitter on my skin. \"Now you sparkle like me\" was all I got when I asked why on earth I would want that.", ">\n\nGlitter is the STI of the arts and crafts world", ">\n\nOn what planet is this unpopular?", ">\n\nMercury, the surface temperature permanently fuses the glitter with everything it touches", ">\n\nI agree, but I use biodegradable glitter. I wish I could ditch it but I’m a rave girl, so that’s simply not an option…😏", ">\n\nSame goes for filling party balloons with helium. Literally taking a finite resource and filling a piece of trash with it.", ">\n\nI hope someone glitterbombs you", ">\n\nI hope someone glitter bombs me.", ">\n\nI like glitter. I'm man enough to say it", ">\n\nIs this Opposite Day in r/unpopularopinion? \nr/unpopularopinion glitter is the best, closely followed by sand.", ">\n\nIt is always opposite day here.\nAny actual unpopular opinions were banned a long time ago, try mentioning weight or race and chances are the mods will automatically ban it.", ">\n\nI despise glitter, it gets EVERYWHERE, and it sticks too. I just do my best to avoid it", ">\n\nI love the look of glitter. I love the biodegradable stuff but the price is insane and to buy craft is so cheap and easy. It's disappointing. I have a cup that's covered in glitter the best part is it sealed in and does shed everywhere.", ">\n\nI smell this opinion getting deleted from a mile away", ">\n\nCan we use glitter for scammers and people who steal packages?", ">\n\nI remember seeing videos of this man who made this box which used GPS and hidden cameras on all sides to catch porch pirates. When the person took the packaging off the box, an alarm sounded and it would throw up massive clouds of glitter.", ">\n\nYES! AND BALLOONS!! Enough with the balloon releases and glitter bombs!!", ">\n\nI would have to argue that balloons are worse than glitter. At least from an environmental, less-waste perspective.", ">\n\nBalloons are an eco nightmare and I wish we could ban them... But glitter sucks too.", ">\n\nGlitter is the herpes of the craft world. I would be happy to never see it again", ">\n\nThis post is just an I hate glitter circle jerk. We all hate glitter", ">\n\nMark Rober gets a pass.", ">\n\nIf your only argument is based on microplastics, you need to find a better one lol", ">\n\nDidn't even have to read the post. Every mom everywhere agrees with you", ">\n\nWe have 4 kids and respectfully disagree", ">\n\n✨ I absolutely love glitter and if I could I would sprinkle it everywhere I went. I think this world would be a better place if there was more glitter in random places. ✨", ">\n\nlike your liver?\nmmm microplastics in liver", ">\n\nYes, I do. But I'll take my chances. Something has to be the cause of our death. Imagine if we were so scared of anything that may kill us, that we avoided doing anything. That's not living. If I die of glitter, I'll be okay with that.", ">\n\nI'm also ok with you dieing from glitter; myself, not so much.", ">\n\nBut I'm okay with you dieing from glitter.", ">\n\nHoly shit yes. \nFuck glitter. Shit should be flat out illegal!", ">\n\nI absolutely hate glitter on anything, crafting, makeup, clothes. The shit is ugly as f", ">\n\ni like glitter", ">", ">\n\nSomeone needs to invent biodegradable glitter ASAP", ">\n\nIt has existed for years now...", ">\n\nBut glitter tastes so good", ">\n\nYou mean with lipstick right? RIGHT??" ]

[ "Glitter is the herpes of the crafting world", ">\n\nMy sister used to say this, she actually mailed our aunt a joke card filled with glitter designed to gently explode upon opening. When our aunt called our house, my sister just told her she gave her “glitter herpes” to remember her by. Six years latter, our aunt still finds little shiny specs on her couch and shag carpeting.", ">\n\nI'm so sorry to hear about your sister. I assume your aunt murdered her?", ">\n\nI'm sorry to hear Marcus's auntie still keeps shag carpeting. So much the worse for the glitter too.", ">\n\nYou got that wrong, Marcus's auntie keeps shagging carpets", ">\n\nMunch munch munch", ">\n\nDrove Uber, woman dropped a handful of glitter in the back seats, pissed I wouldn’t make a pit stop I guess. Didn’t notice, quick pick up of two nicely dressed women all in black on the way to a church service for their elderly mom. They noticed after sitting down in it. Still took the ride. I wanted to die seeing their black sparkly butts go up the church walk. Screw glitter and all who use it.", ">\n\nI'm not a huge fan of glitter, but biodegradable glitter does exist and is common. I think non-biodegradable glitter should stop being used though.", ">\n\nIt still gets EVERYWHERE", ">\n\nI don’t like sand", ">\n\nIt's coarse and rough and irritating", ">\n\nNot like here. Here everything is soft, and smooth.", ">\n\nRepeat after me kids:\nGLITTER IS LITTER", ">\n\nG-litter\nGlorious litter \nIt's pretty\nIt's still litter.", ">\n\n\"pretty to look at\" is as good as glitter gets", ">\n\nOf course. No one told you to eat it", ">\n\nA lot of times it contains heavy metals too", ">\n\nNo wonder those bands in the 80s used to use a lot of it", ">\n\nGlitter is the herpes of the rock world.", ">\n\nI think herpes was still the herpes of the rock world back then... poor Pam.", ">\n\nGlitter is not allowed in my house \nI allowed it once and still can find traces of it to this day....", ">\n\nI had a phone case with glitter. The thing busted months ago and I'm STILL finding traces of it", ">\n\nI will assault anyone who thinks it’s funny to give me a glitter bomb as a joke gift", ">\n\nGlitter bombs are only acceptable for cheating exes", ">\n\nAnd porch pirates", ">\n\nI saw a prank video about that on YouTube", ">\n\nYeah Mark Rober did it for 5 years, pretty epic prank", ">\n\nAs someone who just wore an all glitter dress I got for Christmas to an out of state function, I hate glitter. I burned the dress after I got home. Literally everywhere I went I left a trail of glitter and I felt like the biggest asshole on the planet. I went to go potty and the stall looked like someone murdered a glitter pixie. I don't think this is unpopular.", ">\n\nPotty? Grow up", ">\n\n/r/gatekeeping", ">\n\nPerhaps the most banal version of it.", ">\n\n\"Critics who treat 'adult' as a term of approval, instead of as a merely descriptive term, cannot be adult themselves. To be concerned about being grown up, to admire the grown up because it is grown up, to blush at the suspicion of being childish; these things are the marks of childhood and adolescence. And in childhood and adolescence they are, in moderation, healthy symptoms. Young things ought to want to grow. But to carry on into middle life or even into early manhood this concern about being adult is a mark of really arrested development. When I was ten, I read fairy tales in secret and would have been ashamed if I had been found doing so. Now that I am fifty I read them openly. When I became a man I put away childish things, including the fear of childishness and the desire to be very grown up.\" -- C.S. Lewis", ">\n\nAnd that's why I bought bio degradable glitter. I freaking love sparkles but the planet is important. There's also edible glitter that I plan on getting eventually.", ">\n\nIts fun. But you'll definitely spill some and find it everywhere for a few weeks. Not as bad as regular glitter tho. And your poop looks fancy for a day.\nBut: Biodegradable is a lie, usually. It's only biodegradable under VERY specific circumstances that are not met in a landfill or even most bio waste composting plants. Burning it works just fine :D", ">\n\nThis is popular as fuck", ">\n\nThe fact that glitter both exists and is used says otherwise.", ">\n\nI exist and am used, but I'm not popular.", ">\n\nBut are you biodegradable?", ">\n\nEverything except my bones.", ">\n\nGlitter is terrible. Now, sparkly stuff that doesn't bleed onto everything is okay and enjoyable. But glitter that leaks onto everything and never goes away is so bad", ">\n\nIm like a crow.. i need the shiny in my life", ">\n\nSAME", ">\n\nThe largest purchaser of glitter worldwide actively hides the fact that they are the largest purchaser of glitter worldwide", ">\n\nHow are you going to put me out there like that?", ">\n\nSorry De_Nilla the world has to know what you use all of it for", ">\n\nMy 6 year old could not disagree with this comment more strongly.", ">\n\nMy 4 year old too. \nShe dropped a tiny little tub of glitter on the floor (yay Christmas presents!) in the dining room and even after sweeping and hoovering the floor is SPARKLY!", ">\n\nyou could turn on a good old fashioned Kirby, leave it running in one spot for a century, pick it up and it will still sparkle under it", ">\n\nGlitter is a horrific abomination and if any type of plastic should be banned, it should be glitter.", ">\n\nI see your point. But it is oh so wonderful to send an enemy a glitter bomb.", ">\n\nPeople actually have enemies? And fantasize about vengeful antics?\nI really need to get out more", ">\n\nI would say this is the most popular opinion ever posted on this thread. NO ONE is coming out in support of glitter.", ">\n\ni support glitter 😂", ">\n\nDownvote this person into oblivion ☝️", ">\n\nThats a downvote for you! Glitter rules!", ">\n\nI hope you get it stuck in your hard to reach places!", ">\n\nAnd you have a life with no happy sparklies!", ">\n\nNGL, I don't even care about the whole micro plastics thing that much, I just hate the mess it leaves in general, seems the second a kid spills glitter in a house you're going to be finding little specs of glitter all around the place until the end of time. (or the building burns down, whatever is first) Even with effort to clean it up some always manages to remain. \nThink a good way of telling if a house was ever owned by a family with kids is just to have a good look at the gaps between floor boards, skirting and what not, any glitter and you know kids have likely been there.", ">\n\nI'm an artist who works with glitter and resin, and you're all absolutely correct. It's a plague, and I love it. Studio floors are gorgeous, but it gets places I haven't been, ever. It's in my boyfriends welding helmet, and that doesn't come home.", ">\n\nI have 3 daughters and especially when they were younger it seemed like there was glitter everywhere in our house. Well I get a call from my sister who was part angry part couldn't stop laughing. I had given her some leftover infant diapers we had, and she was at the doctors with her recently born son.\nDuring the check up she saw a strange look come over the Docs face, concerned she moved to see what was going on and was horrified to see her sons balls sparkling with glitter.\nGlitter is trash, and gets EVERYWHERE.", ">\n\nWe buy stupid vinyl records that are damage the first time you use them, instead of CDs. CD s are just music delivery system. People buy non stick pans, which are disposable, as opposed to a stainless steel pans which will out last your grandchildren. People buy expensive cell phones that you throw out when the battery is dead. I have five working computers, that they turned off the operating systems. They say people buy fast fashion. Hell, I can't but anything else. I can live with the glitter.", ">\n\nI had my MacBook for 10 years. Still worked perfectly. But I couldn’t update it anymore. Roughly 6 months later, none of the apps I was trying to run would work anymore. So I had to get a new one. I didn’t need a new one. It was annoying. I like my current MacBook but I’m annoyed that I even have to have it.", ">\n\nthis sub needs an update it's littered with popular opinions", ">\n\nThe things people will do for karma.\nAnd people admit knowing the rules and upvoting when they agree", ">\n\nBioglitter ftw", ">\n\nNo glitter, ftmfw", ">\n\nWhy do you hate fun", ">\n\nWhy do you choose to be the way you are?", ">\n\nGlitter is the middle of sequins\nEdit: get rid of both", ">\n\nI love glitter. They shine and shimmer", ">\n\ndid something concerning glitter happen to you recently lol? jusk askin", ">\n\nOP is probably another victim of the glitter boobytrap.", ">\n\ni’m a raver so reading these comments is just painful 😭😭😭😭", ">\n\nBuy the bio/eco-friendly glitter! I use it for music festivals and love it.", ">\n\ngood idea 😊😊😊", ">\n\nWhen I need to use glitter, I'm buying a biodegradable one. Problem solved", ">\n\nI think it's funny that every time I go to a music festival the people who say they love the planet the most are the first to throw glitter and chemical glow sticks like it's going out of style.", ">\n\nI go to music festivals and love face glitter, but I buy the bio/eco glitter that is made from algae. Not trying to be confrontational with you, just don't want you to think that everyone who loves to sparkle hates the environment.", ">\n\nI hate both", ">\n\nThis isn't an unpopular opinion....\nIDK if you've seen Good Mythical Morning, but they had glitter on the show ONCE and then instituted a serious, company-wide policy of banning glitter completely. Link still looks mad whenever the subject of glitter comes up.", ">\n\nPREACH", ">\n\nCheck your mailbox (there is a glitter bomb)", ">\n\nCards that play music are electronic waste", ">\n\nI agree. Easy downvote.", ">", ">\n\nlol is reddit supoosed to be an imageboard now? whats with the image replies", ">", ">\n\nThis is 10/10 not an upopular opinion. It’s is literally the herpes of the arts and crafts world. Nobody wants it, but of COURSE somebody has it, and they usually don’t tell you about it until it’s too late, and once you have it it’s impossible to get rid of.", ">\n\nThat's a great analogy. Even though I love glitter", ">\n\nI teach little children. I absolutely love glitter!", ">\n\nFantastic read for anyone interested. \nWhat Is Glitter? By Caity Weaver for The New York Times", ">\n\nBiodegradable glitter", ">\n\nbiggest sigh known to man", ">\n\nI don’t do much craft, but me and all the other performers I know are using biodegradable glitter products now.", ">\n\nDon’t get me started on edible glitter…", ">\n\nThis girl I'm talking to said \"give me your arm\" I was watching TV so I just obliged, she rubbed my whole arm with a brush that got loads of glitter on my skin. \"Now you sparkle like me\" was all I got when I asked why on earth I would want that.", ">\n\nGlitter is the STI of the arts and crafts world", ">\n\nOn what planet is this unpopular?", ">\n\nMercury, the surface temperature permanently fuses the glitter with everything it touches", ">\n\nI agree, but I use biodegradable glitter. I wish I could ditch it but I’m a rave girl, so that’s simply not an option…😏", ">\n\nSame goes for filling party balloons with helium. Literally taking a finite resource and filling a piece of trash with it.", ">\n\nI hope someone glitterbombs you", ">\n\nI hope someone glitter bombs me.", ">\n\nI like glitter. I'm man enough to say it", ">\n\nIs this Opposite Day in r/unpopularopinion? \nr/unpopularopinion glitter is the best, closely followed by sand.", ">\n\nIt is always opposite day here.\nAny actual unpopular opinions were banned a long time ago, try mentioning weight or race and chances are the mods will automatically ban it.", ">\n\nI despise glitter, it gets EVERYWHERE, and it sticks too. I just do my best to avoid it", ">\n\nI love the look of glitter. I love the biodegradable stuff but the price is insane and to buy craft is so cheap and easy. It's disappointing. I have a cup that's covered in glitter the best part is it sealed in and does shed everywhere.", ">\n\nI smell this opinion getting deleted from a mile away", ">\n\nCan we use glitter for scammers and people who steal packages?", ">\n\nI remember seeing videos of this man who made this box which used GPS and hidden cameras on all sides to catch porch pirates. When the person took the packaging off the box, an alarm sounded and it would throw up massive clouds of glitter.", ">\n\nYES! AND BALLOONS!! Enough with the balloon releases and glitter bombs!!", ">\n\nI would have to argue that balloons are worse than glitter. At least from an environmental, less-waste perspective.", ">\n\nBalloons are an eco nightmare and I wish we could ban them... But glitter sucks too.", ">\n\nGlitter is the herpes of the craft world. I would be happy to never see it again", ">\n\nThis post is just an I hate glitter circle jerk. We all hate glitter", ">\n\nMark Rober gets a pass.", ">\n\nIf your only argument is based on microplastics, you need to find a better one lol", ">\n\nDidn't even have to read the post. Every mom everywhere agrees with you", ">\n\nWe have 4 kids and respectfully disagree", ">\n\n✨ I absolutely love glitter and if I could I would sprinkle it everywhere I went. I think this world would be a better place if there was more glitter in random places. ✨", ">\n\nlike your liver?\nmmm microplastics in liver", ">\n\nYes, I do. But I'll take my chances. Something has to be the cause of our death. Imagine if we were so scared of anything that may kill us, that we avoided doing anything. That's not living. If I die of glitter, I'll be okay with that.", ">\n\nI'm also ok with you dieing from glitter; myself, not so much.", ">\n\nBut I'm okay with you dieing from glitter.", ">\n\nHoly shit yes. \nFuck glitter. Shit should be flat out illegal!", ">\n\nI absolutely hate glitter on anything, crafting, makeup, clothes. The shit is ugly as f", ">\n\ni like glitter", ">", ">\n\nSomeone needs to invent biodegradable glitter ASAP", ">\n\nIt has existed for years now...", ">\n\nBut glitter tastes so good", ">\n\nYou mean with lipstick right? RIGHT??", ">\n\nMhmm sure! Yeah with lipstick, not...just plain glitter, totally!" ]

[ "Glitter is the herpes of the crafting world", ">\n\nMy sister used to say this, she actually mailed our aunt a joke card filled with glitter designed to gently explode upon opening. When our aunt called our house, my sister just told her she gave her “glitter herpes” to remember her by. Six years latter, our aunt still finds little shiny specs on her couch and shag carpeting.", ">\n\nI'm so sorry to hear about your sister. I assume your aunt murdered her?", ">\n\nI'm sorry to hear Marcus's auntie still keeps shag carpeting. So much the worse for the glitter too.", ">\n\nYou got that wrong, Marcus's auntie keeps shagging carpets", ">\n\nMunch munch munch", ">\n\nDrove Uber, woman dropped a handful of glitter in the back seats, pissed I wouldn’t make a pit stop I guess. Didn’t notice, quick pick up of two nicely dressed women all in black on the way to a church service for their elderly mom. They noticed after sitting down in it. Still took the ride. I wanted to die seeing their black sparkly butts go up the church walk. Screw glitter and all who use it.", ">\n\nI'm not a huge fan of glitter, but biodegradable glitter does exist and is common. I think non-biodegradable glitter should stop being used though.", ">\n\nIt still gets EVERYWHERE", ">\n\nI don’t like sand", ">\n\nIt's coarse and rough and irritating", ">\n\nNot like here. Here everything is soft, and smooth.", ">\n\nRepeat after me kids:\nGLITTER IS LITTER", ">\n\nG-litter\nGlorious litter \nIt's pretty\nIt's still litter.", ">\n\n\"pretty to look at\" is as good as glitter gets", ">\n\nOf course. No one told you to eat it", ">\n\nA lot of times it contains heavy metals too", ">\n\nNo wonder those bands in the 80s used to use a lot of it", ">\n\nGlitter is the herpes of the rock world.", ">\n\nI think herpes was still the herpes of the rock world back then... poor Pam.", ">\n\nGlitter is not allowed in my house \nI allowed it once and still can find traces of it to this day....", ">\n\nI had a phone case with glitter. The thing busted months ago and I'm STILL finding traces of it", ">\n\nI will assault anyone who thinks it’s funny to give me a glitter bomb as a joke gift", ">\n\nGlitter bombs are only acceptable for cheating exes", ">\n\nAnd porch pirates", ">\n\nI saw a prank video about that on YouTube", ">\n\nYeah Mark Rober did it for 5 years, pretty epic prank", ">\n\nAs someone who just wore an all glitter dress I got for Christmas to an out of state function, I hate glitter. I burned the dress after I got home. Literally everywhere I went I left a trail of glitter and I felt like the biggest asshole on the planet. I went to go potty and the stall looked like someone murdered a glitter pixie. I don't think this is unpopular.", ">\n\nPotty? Grow up", ">\n\n/r/gatekeeping", ">\n\nPerhaps the most banal version of it.", ">\n\n\"Critics who treat 'adult' as a term of approval, instead of as a merely descriptive term, cannot be adult themselves. To be concerned about being grown up, to admire the grown up because it is grown up, to blush at the suspicion of being childish; these things are the marks of childhood and adolescence. And in childhood and adolescence they are, in moderation, healthy symptoms. Young things ought to want to grow. But to carry on into middle life or even into early manhood this concern about being adult is a mark of really arrested development. When I was ten, I read fairy tales in secret and would have been ashamed if I had been found doing so. Now that I am fifty I read them openly. When I became a man I put away childish things, including the fear of childishness and the desire to be very grown up.\" -- C.S. Lewis", ">\n\nAnd that's why I bought bio degradable glitter. I freaking love sparkles but the planet is important. There's also edible glitter that I plan on getting eventually.", ">\n\nIts fun. But you'll definitely spill some and find it everywhere for a few weeks. Not as bad as regular glitter tho. And your poop looks fancy for a day.\nBut: Biodegradable is a lie, usually. It's only biodegradable under VERY specific circumstances that are not met in a landfill or even most bio waste composting plants. Burning it works just fine :D", ">\n\nThis is popular as fuck", ">\n\nThe fact that glitter both exists and is used says otherwise.", ">\n\nI exist and am used, but I'm not popular.", ">\n\nBut are you biodegradable?", ">\n\nEverything except my bones.", ">\n\nGlitter is terrible. Now, sparkly stuff that doesn't bleed onto everything is okay and enjoyable. But glitter that leaks onto everything and never goes away is so bad", ">\n\nIm like a crow.. i need the shiny in my life", ">\n\nSAME", ">\n\nThe largest purchaser of glitter worldwide actively hides the fact that they are the largest purchaser of glitter worldwide", ">\n\nHow are you going to put me out there like that?", ">\n\nSorry De_Nilla the world has to know what you use all of it for", ">\n\nMy 6 year old could not disagree with this comment more strongly.", ">\n\nMy 4 year old too. \nShe dropped a tiny little tub of glitter on the floor (yay Christmas presents!) in the dining room and even after sweeping and hoovering the floor is SPARKLY!", ">\n\nyou could turn on a good old fashioned Kirby, leave it running in one spot for a century, pick it up and it will still sparkle under it", ">\n\nGlitter is a horrific abomination and if any type of plastic should be banned, it should be glitter.", ">\n\nI see your point. But it is oh so wonderful to send an enemy a glitter bomb.", ">\n\nPeople actually have enemies? And fantasize about vengeful antics?\nI really need to get out more", ">\n\nI would say this is the most popular opinion ever posted on this thread. NO ONE is coming out in support of glitter.", ">\n\ni support glitter 😂", ">\n\nDownvote this person into oblivion ☝️", ">\n\nThats a downvote for you! Glitter rules!", ">\n\nI hope you get it stuck in your hard to reach places!", ">\n\nAnd you have a life with no happy sparklies!", ">\n\nNGL, I don't even care about the whole micro plastics thing that much, I just hate the mess it leaves in general, seems the second a kid spills glitter in a house you're going to be finding little specs of glitter all around the place until the end of time. (or the building burns down, whatever is first) Even with effort to clean it up some always manages to remain. \nThink a good way of telling if a house was ever owned by a family with kids is just to have a good look at the gaps between floor boards, skirting and what not, any glitter and you know kids have likely been there.", ">\n\nI'm an artist who works with glitter and resin, and you're all absolutely correct. It's a plague, and I love it. Studio floors are gorgeous, but it gets places I haven't been, ever. It's in my boyfriends welding helmet, and that doesn't come home.", ">\n\nI have 3 daughters and especially when they were younger it seemed like there was glitter everywhere in our house. Well I get a call from my sister who was part angry part couldn't stop laughing. I had given her some leftover infant diapers we had, and she was at the doctors with her recently born son.\nDuring the check up she saw a strange look come over the Docs face, concerned she moved to see what was going on and was horrified to see her sons balls sparkling with glitter.\nGlitter is trash, and gets EVERYWHERE.", ">\n\nWe buy stupid vinyl records that are damage the first time you use them, instead of CDs. CD s are just music delivery system. People buy non stick pans, which are disposable, as opposed to a stainless steel pans which will out last your grandchildren. People buy expensive cell phones that you throw out when the battery is dead. I have five working computers, that they turned off the operating systems. They say people buy fast fashion. Hell, I can't but anything else. I can live with the glitter.", ">\n\nI had my MacBook for 10 years. Still worked perfectly. But I couldn’t update it anymore. Roughly 6 months later, none of the apps I was trying to run would work anymore. So I had to get a new one. I didn’t need a new one. It was annoying. I like my current MacBook but I’m annoyed that I even have to have it.", ">\n\nthis sub needs an update it's littered with popular opinions", ">\n\nThe things people will do for karma.\nAnd people admit knowing the rules and upvoting when they agree", ">\n\nBioglitter ftw", ">\n\nNo glitter, ftmfw", ">\n\nWhy do you hate fun", ">\n\nWhy do you choose to be the way you are?", ">\n\nGlitter is the middle of sequins\nEdit: get rid of both", ">\n\nI love glitter. They shine and shimmer", ">\n\ndid something concerning glitter happen to you recently lol? jusk askin", ">\n\nOP is probably another victim of the glitter boobytrap.", ">\n\ni’m a raver so reading these comments is just painful 😭😭😭😭", ">\n\nBuy the bio/eco-friendly glitter! I use it for music festivals and love it.", ">\n\ngood idea 😊😊😊", ">\n\nWhen I need to use glitter, I'm buying a biodegradable one. Problem solved", ">\n\nI think it's funny that every time I go to a music festival the people who say they love the planet the most are the first to throw glitter and chemical glow sticks like it's going out of style.", ">\n\nI go to music festivals and love face glitter, but I buy the bio/eco glitter that is made from algae. Not trying to be confrontational with you, just don't want you to think that everyone who loves to sparkle hates the environment.", ">\n\nI hate both", ">\n\nThis isn't an unpopular opinion....\nIDK if you've seen Good Mythical Morning, but they had glitter on the show ONCE and then instituted a serious, company-wide policy of banning glitter completely. Link still looks mad whenever the subject of glitter comes up.", ">\n\nPREACH", ">\n\nCheck your mailbox (there is a glitter bomb)", ">\n\nCards that play music are electronic waste", ">\n\nI agree. Easy downvote.", ">", ">\n\nlol is reddit supoosed to be an imageboard now? whats with the image replies", ">", ">\n\nThis is 10/10 not an upopular opinion. It’s is literally the herpes of the arts and crafts world. Nobody wants it, but of COURSE somebody has it, and they usually don’t tell you about it until it’s too late, and once you have it it’s impossible to get rid of.", ">\n\nThat's a great analogy. Even though I love glitter", ">\n\nI teach little children. I absolutely love glitter!", ">\n\nFantastic read for anyone interested. \nWhat Is Glitter? By Caity Weaver for The New York Times", ">\n\nBiodegradable glitter", ">\n\nbiggest sigh known to man", ">\n\nI don’t do much craft, but me and all the other performers I know are using biodegradable glitter products now.", ">\n\nDon’t get me started on edible glitter…", ">\n\nThis girl I'm talking to said \"give me your arm\" I was watching TV so I just obliged, she rubbed my whole arm with a brush that got loads of glitter on my skin. \"Now you sparkle like me\" was all I got when I asked why on earth I would want that.", ">\n\nGlitter is the STI of the arts and crafts world", ">\n\nOn what planet is this unpopular?", ">\n\nMercury, the surface temperature permanently fuses the glitter with everything it touches", ">\n\nI agree, but I use biodegradable glitter. I wish I could ditch it but I’m a rave girl, so that’s simply not an option…😏", ">\n\nSame goes for filling party balloons with helium. Literally taking a finite resource and filling a piece of trash with it.", ">\n\nI hope someone glitterbombs you", ">\n\nI hope someone glitter bombs me.", ">\n\nI like glitter. I'm man enough to say it", ">\n\nIs this Opposite Day in r/unpopularopinion? \nr/unpopularopinion glitter is the best, closely followed by sand.", ">\n\nIt is always opposite day here.\nAny actual unpopular opinions were banned a long time ago, try mentioning weight or race and chances are the mods will automatically ban it.", ">\n\nI despise glitter, it gets EVERYWHERE, and it sticks too. I just do my best to avoid it", ">\n\nI love the look of glitter. I love the biodegradable stuff but the price is insane and to buy craft is so cheap and easy. It's disappointing. I have a cup that's covered in glitter the best part is it sealed in and does shed everywhere.", ">\n\nI smell this opinion getting deleted from a mile away", ">\n\nCan we use glitter for scammers and people who steal packages?", ">\n\nI remember seeing videos of this man who made this box which used GPS and hidden cameras on all sides to catch porch pirates. When the person took the packaging off the box, an alarm sounded and it would throw up massive clouds of glitter.", ">\n\nYES! AND BALLOONS!! Enough with the balloon releases and glitter bombs!!", ">\n\nI would have to argue that balloons are worse than glitter. At least from an environmental, less-waste perspective.", ">\n\nBalloons are an eco nightmare and I wish we could ban them... But glitter sucks too.", ">\n\nGlitter is the herpes of the craft world. I would be happy to never see it again", ">\n\nThis post is just an I hate glitter circle jerk. We all hate glitter", ">\n\nMark Rober gets a pass.", ">\n\nIf your only argument is based on microplastics, you need to find a better one lol", ">\n\nDidn't even have to read the post. Every mom everywhere agrees with you", ">\n\nWe have 4 kids and respectfully disagree", ">\n\n✨ I absolutely love glitter and if I could I would sprinkle it everywhere I went. I think this world would be a better place if there was more glitter in random places. ✨", ">\n\nlike your liver?\nmmm microplastics in liver", ">\n\nYes, I do. But I'll take my chances. Something has to be the cause of our death. Imagine if we were so scared of anything that may kill us, that we avoided doing anything. That's not living. If I die of glitter, I'll be okay with that.", ">\n\nI'm also ok with you dieing from glitter; myself, not so much.", ">\n\nBut I'm okay with you dieing from glitter.", ">\n\nHoly shit yes. \nFuck glitter. Shit should be flat out illegal!", ">\n\nI absolutely hate glitter on anything, crafting, makeup, clothes. The shit is ugly as f", ">\n\ni like glitter", ">", ">\n\nSomeone needs to invent biodegradable glitter ASAP", ">\n\nIt has existed for years now...", ">\n\nBut glitter tastes so good", ">\n\nYou mean with lipstick right? RIGHT??", ">\n\nMhmm sure! Yeah with lipstick, not...just plain glitter, totally!", ">\n\nGlitter is probably the worst thing to happen at the university I attended, because grad pics needed glitter and god forbid you clean up after your shoot." ]

[ "Glitter is the herpes of the crafting world", ">\n\nMy sister used to say this, she actually mailed our aunt a joke card filled with glitter designed to gently explode upon opening. When our aunt called our house, my sister just told her she gave her “glitter herpes” to remember her by. Six years latter, our aunt still finds little shiny specs on her couch and shag carpeting.", ">\n\nI'm so sorry to hear about your sister. I assume your aunt murdered her?", ">\n\nI'm sorry to hear Marcus's auntie still keeps shag carpeting. So much the worse for the glitter too.", ">\n\nYou got that wrong, Marcus's auntie keeps shagging carpets", ">\n\nMunch munch munch", ">\n\nDrove Uber, woman dropped a handful of glitter in the back seats, pissed I wouldn’t make a pit stop I guess. Didn’t notice, quick pick up of two nicely dressed women all in black on the way to a church service for their elderly mom. They noticed after sitting down in it. Still took the ride. I wanted to die seeing their black sparkly butts go up the church walk. Screw glitter and all who use it.", ">\n\nI'm not a huge fan of glitter, but biodegradable glitter does exist and is common. I think non-biodegradable glitter should stop being used though.", ">\n\nIt still gets EVERYWHERE", ">\n\nI don’t like sand", ">\n\nIt's coarse and rough and irritating", ">\n\nNot like here. Here everything is soft, and smooth.", ">\n\nRepeat after me kids:\nGLITTER IS LITTER", ">\n\nG-litter\nGlorious litter \nIt's pretty\nIt's still litter.", ">\n\n\"pretty to look at\" is as good as glitter gets", ">\n\nOf course. No one told you to eat it", ">\n\nA lot of times it contains heavy metals too", ">\n\nNo wonder those bands in the 80s used to use a lot of it", ">\n\nGlitter is the herpes of the rock world.", ">\n\nI think herpes was still the herpes of the rock world back then... poor Pam.", ">\n\nGlitter is not allowed in my house \nI allowed it once and still can find traces of it to this day....", ">\n\nI had a phone case with glitter. The thing busted months ago and I'm STILL finding traces of it", ">\n\nI will assault anyone who thinks it’s funny to give me a glitter bomb as a joke gift", ">\n\nGlitter bombs are only acceptable for cheating exes", ">\n\nAnd porch pirates", ">\n\nI saw a prank video about that on YouTube", ">\n\nYeah Mark Rober did it for 5 years, pretty epic prank", ">\n\nAs someone who just wore an all glitter dress I got for Christmas to an out of state function, I hate glitter. I burned the dress after I got home. Literally everywhere I went I left a trail of glitter and I felt like the biggest asshole on the planet. I went to go potty and the stall looked like someone murdered a glitter pixie. I don't think this is unpopular.", ">\n\nPotty? Grow up", ">\n\n/r/gatekeeping", ">\n\nPerhaps the most banal version of it.", ">\n\n\"Critics who treat 'adult' as a term of approval, instead of as a merely descriptive term, cannot be adult themselves. To be concerned about being grown up, to admire the grown up because it is grown up, to blush at the suspicion of being childish; these things are the marks of childhood and adolescence. And in childhood and adolescence they are, in moderation, healthy symptoms. Young things ought to want to grow. But to carry on into middle life or even into early manhood this concern about being adult is a mark of really arrested development. When I was ten, I read fairy tales in secret and would have been ashamed if I had been found doing so. Now that I am fifty I read them openly. When I became a man I put away childish things, including the fear of childishness and the desire to be very grown up.\" -- C.S. Lewis", ">\n\nAnd that's why I bought bio degradable glitter. I freaking love sparkles but the planet is important. There's also edible glitter that I plan on getting eventually.", ">\n\nIts fun. But you'll definitely spill some and find it everywhere for a few weeks. Not as bad as regular glitter tho. And your poop looks fancy for a day.\nBut: Biodegradable is a lie, usually. It's only biodegradable under VERY specific circumstances that are not met in a landfill or even most bio waste composting plants. Burning it works just fine :D", ">\n\nThis is popular as fuck", ">\n\nThe fact that glitter both exists and is used says otherwise.", ">\n\nI exist and am used, but I'm not popular.", ">\n\nBut are you biodegradable?", ">\n\nEverything except my bones.", ">\n\nGlitter is terrible. Now, sparkly stuff that doesn't bleed onto everything is okay and enjoyable. But glitter that leaks onto everything and never goes away is so bad", ">\n\nIm like a crow.. i need the shiny in my life", ">\n\nSAME", ">\n\nThe largest purchaser of glitter worldwide actively hides the fact that they are the largest purchaser of glitter worldwide", ">\n\nHow are you going to put me out there like that?", ">\n\nSorry De_Nilla the world has to know what you use all of it for", ">\n\nMy 6 year old could not disagree with this comment more strongly.", ">\n\nMy 4 year old too. \nShe dropped a tiny little tub of glitter on the floor (yay Christmas presents!) in the dining room and even after sweeping and hoovering the floor is SPARKLY!", ">\n\nyou could turn on a good old fashioned Kirby, leave it running in one spot for a century, pick it up and it will still sparkle under it", ">\n\nGlitter is a horrific abomination and if any type of plastic should be banned, it should be glitter.", ">\n\nI see your point. But it is oh so wonderful to send an enemy a glitter bomb.", ">\n\nPeople actually have enemies? And fantasize about vengeful antics?\nI really need to get out more", ">\n\nI would say this is the most popular opinion ever posted on this thread. NO ONE is coming out in support of glitter.", ">\n\ni support glitter 😂", ">\n\nDownvote this person into oblivion ☝️", ">\n\nThats a downvote for you! Glitter rules!", ">\n\nI hope you get it stuck in your hard to reach places!", ">\n\nAnd you have a life with no happy sparklies!", ">\n\nNGL, I don't even care about the whole micro plastics thing that much, I just hate the mess it leaves in general, seems the second a kid spills glitter in a house you're going to be finding little specs of glitter all around the place until the end of time. (or the building burns down, whatever is first) Even with effort to clean it up some always manages to remain. \nThink a good way of telling if a house was ever owned by a family with kids is just to have a good look at the gaps between floor boards, skirting and what not, any glitter and you know kids have likely been there.", ">\n\nI'm an artist who works with glitter and resin, and you're all absolutely correct. It's a plague, and I love it. Studio floors are gorgeous, but it gets places I haven't been, ever. It's in my boyfriends welding helmet, and that doesn't come home.", ">\n\nI have 3 daughters and especially when they were younger it seemed like there was glitter everywhere in our house. Well I get a call from my sister who was part angry part couldn't stop laughing. I had given her some leftover infant diapers we had, and she was at the doctors with her recently born son.\nDuring the check up she saw a strange look come over the Docs face, concerned she moved to see what was going on and was horrified to see her sons balls sparkling with glitter.\nGlitter is trash, and gets EVERYWHERE.", ">\n\nWe buy stupid vinyl records that are damage the first time you use them, instead of CDs. CD s are just music delivery system. People buy non stick pans, which are disposable, as opposed to a stainless steel pans which will out last your grandchildren. People buy expensive cell phones that you throw out when the battery is dead. I have five working computers, that they turned off the operating systems. They say people buy fast fashion. Hell, I can't but anything else. I can live with the glitter.", ">\n\nI had my MacBook for 10 years. Still worked perfectly. But I couldn’t update it anymore. Roughly 6 months later, none of the apps I was trying to run would work anymore. So I had to get a new one. I didn’t need a new one. It was annoying. I like my current MacBook but I’m annoyed that I even have to have it.", ">\n\nthis sub needs an update it's littered with popular opinions", ">\n\nThe things people will do for karma.\nAnd people admit knowing the rules and upvoting when they agree", ">\n\nBioglitter ftw", ">\n\nNo glitter, ftmfw", ">\n\nWhy do you hate fun", ">\n\nWhy do you choose to be the way you are?", ">\n\nGlitter is the middle of sequins\nEdit: get rid of both", ">\n\nI love glitter. They shine and shimmer", ">\n\ndid something concerning glitter happen to you recently lol? jusk askin", ">\n\nOP is probably another victim of the glitter boobytrap.", ">\n\ni’m a raver so reading these comments is just painful 😭😭😭😭", ">\n\nBuy the bio/eco-friendly glitter! I use it for music festivals and love it.", ">\n\ngood idea 😊😊😊", ">\n\nWhen I need to use glitter, I'm buying a biodegradable one. Problem solved", ">\n\nI think it's funny that every time I go to a music festival the people who say they love the planet the most are the first to throw glitter and chemical glow sticks like it's going out of style.", ">\n\nI go to music festivals and love face glitter, but I buy the bio/eco glitter that is made from algae. Not trying to be confrontational with you, just don't want you to think that everyone who loves to sparkle hates the environment.", ">\n\nI hate both", ">\n\nThis isn't an unpopular opinion....\nIDK if you've seen Good Mythical Morning, but they had glitter on the show ONCE and then instituted a serious, company-wide policy of banning glitter completely. Link still looks mad whenever the subject of glitter comes up.", ">\n\nPREACH", ">\n\nCheck your mailbox (there is a glitter bomb)", ">\n\nCards that play music are electronic waste", ">\n\nI agree. Easy downvote.", ">", ">\n\nlol is reddit supoosed to be an imageboard now? whats with the image replies", ">", ">\n\nThis is 10/10 not an upopular opinion. It’s is literally the herpes of the arts and crafts world. Nobody wants it, but of COURSE somebody has it, and they usually don’t tell you about it until it’s too late, and once you have it it’s impossible to get rid of.", ">\n\nThat's a great analogy. Even though I love glitter", ">\n\nI teach little children. I absolutely love glitter!", ">\n\nFantastic read for anyone interested. \nWhat Is Glitter? By Caity Weaver for The New York Times", ">\n\nBiodegradable glitter", ">\n\nbiggest sigh known to man", ">\n\nI don’t do much craft, but me and all the other performers I know are using biodegradable glitter products now.", ">\n\nDon’t get me started on edible glitter…", ">\n\nThis girl I'm talking to said \"give me your arm\" I was watching TV so I just obliged, she rubbed my whole arm with a brush that got loads of glitter on my skin. \"Now you sparkle like me\" was all I got when I asked why on earth I would want that.", ">\n\nGlitter is the STI of the arts and crafts world", ">\n\nOn what planet is this unpopular?", ">\n\nMercury, the surface temperature permanently fuses the glitter with everything it touches", ">\n\nI agree, but I use biodegradable glitter. I wish I could ditch it but I’m a rave girl, so that’s simply not an option…😏", ">\n\nSame goes for filling party balloons with helium. Literally taking a finite resource and filling a piece of trash with it.", ">\n\nI hope someone glitterbombs you", ">\n\nI hope someone glitter bombs me.", ">\n\nI like glitter. I'm man enough to say it", ">\n\nIs this Opposite Day in r/unpopularopinion? \nr/unpopularopinion glitter is the best, closely followed by sand.", ">\n\nIt is always opposite day here.\nAny actual unpopular opinions were banned a long time ago, try mentioning weight or race and chances are the mods will automatically ban it.", ">\n\nI despise glitter, it gets EVERYWHERE, and it sticks too. I just do my best to avoid it", ">\n\nI love the look of glitter. I love the biodegradable stuff but the price is insane and to buy craft is so cheap and easy. It's disappointing. I have a cup that's covered in glitter the best part is it sealed in and does shed everywhere.", ">\n\nI smell this opinion getting deleted from a mile away", ">\n\nCan we use glitter for scammers and people who steal packages?", ">\n\nI remember seeing videos of this man who made this box which used GPS and hidden cameras on all sides to catch porch pirates. When the person took the packaging off the box, an alarm sounded and it would throw up massive clouds of glitter.", ">\n\nYES! AND BALLOONS!! Enough with the balloon releases and glitter bombs!!", ">\n\nI would have to argue that balloons are worse than glitter. At least from an environmental, less-waste perspective.", ">\n\nBalloons are an eco nightmare and I wish we could ban them... But glitter sucks too.", ">\n\nGlitter is the herpes of the craft world. I would be happy to never see it again", ">\n\nThis post is just an I hate glitter circle jerk. We all hate glitter", ">\n\nMark Rober gets a pass.", ">\n\nIf your only argument is based on microplastics, you need to find a better one lol", ">\n\nDidn't even have to read the post. Every mom everywhere agrees with you", ">\n\nWe have 4 kids and respectfully disagree", ">\n\n✨ I absolutely love glitter and if I could I would sprinkle it everywhere I went. I think this world would be a better place if there was more glitter in random places. ✨", ">\n\nlike your liver?\nmmm microplastics in liver", ">\n\nYes, I do. But I'll take my chances. Something has to be the cause of our death. Imagine if we were so scared of anything that may kill us, that we avoided doing anything. That's not living. If I die of glitter, I'll be okay with that.", ">\n\nI'm also ok with you dieing from glitter; myself, not so much.", ">\n\nBut I'm okay with you dieing from glitter.", ">\n\nHoly shit yes. \nFuck glitter. Shit should be flat out illegal!", ">\n\nI absolutely hate glitter on anything, crafting, makeup, clothes. The shit is ugly as f", ">\n\ni like glitter", ">", ">\n\nSomeone needs to invent biodegradable glitter ASAP", ">\n\nIt has existed for years now...", ">\n\nBut glitter tastes so good", ">\n\nYou mean with lipstick right? RIGHT??", ">\n\nMhmm sure! Yeah with lipstick, not...just plain glitter, totally!", ">\n\nGlitter is probably the worst thing to happen at the university I attended, because grad pics needed glitter and god forbid you clean up after your shoot.", ">\n\nPopular opinion!" ]

[ "Glitter is the herpes of the crafting world", ">\n\nMy sister used to say this, she actually mailed our aunt a joke card filled with glitter designed to gently explode upon opening. When our aunt called our house, my sister just told her she gave her “glitter herpes” to remember her by. Six years latter, our aunt still finds little shiny specs on her couch and shag carpeting.", ">\n\nI'm so sorry to hear about your sister. I assume your aunt murdered her?", ">\n\nI'm sorry to hear Marcus's auntie still keeps shag carpeting. So much the worse for the glitter too.", ">\n\nYou got that wrong, Marcus's auntie keeps shagging carpets", ">\n\nMunch munch munch", ">\n\nDrove Uber, woman dropped a handful of glitter in the back seats, pissed I wouldn’t make a pit stop I guess. Didn’t notice, quick pick up of two nicely dressed women all in black on the way to a church service for their elderly mom. They noticed after sitting down in it. Still took the ride. I wanted to die seeing their black sparkly butts go up the church walk. Screw glitter and all who use it.", ">\n\nI'm not a huge fan of glitter, but biodegradable glitter does exist and is common. I think non-biodegradable glitter should stop being used though.", ">\n\nIt still gets EVERYWHERE", ">\n\nI don’t like sand", ">\n\nIt's coarse and rough and irritating", ">\n\nNot like here. Here everything is soft, and smooth.", ">\n\nRepeat after me kids:\nGLITTER IS LITTER", ">\n\nG-litter\nGlorious litter \nIt's pretty\nIt's still litter.", ">\n\n\"pretty to look at\" is as good as glitter gets", ">\n\nOf course. No one told you to eat it", ">\n\nA lot of times it contains heavy metals too", ">\n\nNo wonder those bands in the 80s used to use a lot of it", ">\n\nGlitter is the herpes of the rock world.", ">\n\nI think herpes was still the herpes of the rock world back then... poor Pam.", ">\n\nGlitter is not allowed in my house \nI allowed it once and still can find traces of it to this day....", ">\n\nI had a phone case with glitter. The thing busted months ago and I'm STILL finding traces of it", ">\n\nI will assault anyone who thinks it’s funny to give me a glitter bomb as a joke gift", ">\n\nGlitter bombs are only acceptable for cheating exes", ">\n\nAnd porch pirates", ">\n\nI saw a prank video about that on YouTube", ">\n\nYeah Mark Rober did it for 5 years, pretty epic prank", ">\n\nAs someone who just wore an all glitter dress I got for Christmas to an out of state function, I hate glitter. I burned the dress after I got home. Literally everywhere I went I left a trail of glitter and I felt like the biggest asshole on the planet. I went to go potty and the stall looked like someone murdered a glitter pixie. I don't think this is unpopular.", ">\n\nPotty? Grow up", ">\n\n/r/gatekeeping", ">\n\nPerhaps the most banal version of it.", ">\n\n\"Critics who treat 'adult' as a term of approval, instead of as a merely descriptive term, cannot be adult themselves. To be concerned about being grown up, to admire the grown up because it is grown up, to blush at the suspicion of being childish; these things are the marks of childhood and adolescence. And in childhood and adolescence they are, in moderation, healthy symptoms. Young things ought to want to grow. But to carry on into middle life or even into early manhood this concern about being adult is a mark of really arrested development. When I was ten, I read fairy tales in secret and would have been ashamed if I had been found doing so. Now that I am fifty I read them openly. When I became a man I put away childish things, including the fear of childishness and the desire to be very grown up.\" -- C.S. Lewis", ">\n\nAnd that's why I bought bio degradable glitter. I freaking love sparkles but the planet is important. There's also edible glitter that I plan on getting eventually.", ">\n\nIts fun. But you'll definitely spill some and find it everywhere for a few weeks. Not as bad as regular glitter tho. And your poop looks fancy for a day.\nBut: Biodegradable is a lie, usually. It's only biodegradable under VERY specific circumstances that are not met in a landfill or even most bio waste composting plants. Burning it works just fine :D", ">\n\nThis is popular as fuck", ">\n\nThe fact that glitter both exists and is used says otherwise.", ">\n\nI exist and am used, but I'm not popular.", ">\n\nBut are you biodegradable?", ">\n\nEverything except my bones.", ">\n\nGlitter is terrible. Now, sparkly stuff that doesn't bleed onto everything is okay and enjoyable. But glitter that leaks onto everything and never goes away is so bad", ">\n\nIm like a crow.. i need the shiny in my life", ">\n\nSAME", ">\n\nThe largest purchaser of glitter worldwide actively hides the fact that they are the largest purchaser of glitter worldwide", ">\n\nHow are you going to put me out there like that?", ">\n\nSorry De_Nilla the world has to know what you use all of it for", ">\n\nMy 6 year old could not disagree with this comment more strongly.", ">\n\nMy 4 year old too. \nShe dropped a tiny little tub of glitter on the floor (yay Christmas presents!) in the dining room and even after sweeping and hoovering the floor is SPARKLY!", ">\n\nyou could turn on a good old fashioned Kirby, leave it running in one spot for a century, pick it up and it will still sparkle under it", ">\n\nGlitter is a horrific abomination and if any type of plastic should be banned, it should be glitter.", ">\n\nI see your point. But it is oh so wonderful to send an enemy a glitter bomb.", ">\n\nPeople actually have enemies? And fantasize about vengeful antics?\nI really need to get out more", ">\n\nI would say this is the most popular opinion ever posted on this thread. NO ONE is coming out in support of glitter.", ">\n\ni support glitter 😂", ">\n\nDownvote this person into oblivion ☝️", ">\n\nThats a downvote for you! Glitter rules!", ">\n\nI hope you get it stuck in your hard to reach places!", ">\n\nAnd you have a life with no happy sparklies!", ">\n\nNGL, I don't even care about the whole micro plastics thing that much, I just hate the mess it leaves in general, seems the second a kid spills glitter in a house you're going to be finding little specs of glitter all around the place until the end of time. (or the building burns down, whatever is first) Even with effort to clean it up some always manages to remain. \nThink a good way of telling if a house was ever owned by a family with kids is just to have a good look at the gaps between floor boards, skirting and what not, any glitter and you know kids have likely been there.", ">\n\nI'm an artist who works with glitter and resin, and you're all absolutely correct. It's a plague, and I love it. Studio floors are gorgeous, but it gets places I haven't been, ever. It's in my boyfriends welding helmet, and that doesn't come home.", ">\n\nI have 3 daughters and especially when they were younger it seemed like there was glitter everywhere in our house. Well I get a call from my sister who was part angry part couldn't stop laughing. I had given her some leftover infant diapers we had, and she was at the doctors with her recently born son.\nDuring the check up she saw a strange look come over the Docs face, concerned she moved to see what was going on and was horrified to see her sons balls sparkling with glitter.\nGlitter is trash, and gets EVERYWHERE.", ">\n\nWe buy stupid vinyl records that are damage the first time you use them, instead of CDs. CD s are just music delivery system. People buy non stick pans, which are disposable, as opposed to a stainless steel pans which will out last your grandchildren. People buy expensive cell phones that you throw out when the battery is dead. I have five working computers, that they turned off the operating systems. They say people buy fast fashion. Hell, I can't but anything else. I can live with the glitter.", ">\n\nI had my MacBook for 10 years. Still worked perfectly. But I couldn’t update it anymore. Roughly 6 months later, none of the apps I was trying to run would work anymore. So I had to get a new one. I didn’t need a new one. It was annoying. I like my current MacBook but I’m annoyed that I even have to have it.", ">\n\nthis sub needs an update it's littered with popular opinions", ">\n\nThe things people will do for karma.\nAnd people admit knowing the rules and upvoting when they agree", ">\n\nBioglitter ftw", ">\n\nNo glitter, ftmfw", ">\n\nWhy do you hate fun", ">\n\nWhy do you choose to be the way you are?", ">\n\nGlitter is the middle of sequins\nEdit: get rid of both", ">\n\nI love glitter. They shine and shimmer", ">\n\ndid something concerning glitter happen to you recently lol? jusk askin", ">\n\nOP is probably another victim of the glitter boobytrap.", ">\n\ni’m a raver so reading these comments is just painful 😭😭😭😭", ">\n\nBuy the bio/eco-friendly glitter! I use it for music festivals and love it.", ">\n\ngood idea 😊😊😊", ">\n\nWhen I need to use glitter, I'm buying a biodegradable one. Problem solved", ">\n\nI think it's funny that every time I go to a music festival the people who say they love the planet the most are the first to throw glitter and chemical glow sticks like it's going out of style.", ">\n\nI go to music festivals and love face glitter, but I buy the bio/eco glitter that is made from algae. Not trying to be confrontational with you, just don't want you to think that everyone who loves to sparkle hates the environment.", ">\n\nI hate both", ">\n\nThis isn't an unpopular opinion....\nIDK if you've seen Good Mythical Morning, but they had glitter on the show ONCE and then instituted a serious, company-wide policy of banning glitter completely. Link still looks mad whenever the subject of glitter comes up.", ">\n\nPREACH", ">\n\nCheck your mailbox (there is a glitter bomb)", ">\n\nCards that play music are electronic waste", ">\n\nI agree. Easy downvote.", ">", ">\n\nlol is reddit supoosed to be an imageboard now? whats with the image replies", ">", ">\n\nThis is 10/10 not an upopular opinion. It’s is literally the herpes of the arts and crafts world. Nobody wants it, but of COURSE somebody has it, and they usually don’t tell you about it until it’s too late, and once you have it it’s impossible to get rid of.", ">\n\nThat's a great analogy. Even though I love glitter", ">\n\nI teach little children. I absolutely love glitter!", ">\n\nFantastic read for anyone interested. \nWhat Is Glitter? By Caity Weaver for The New York Times", ">\n\nBiodegradable glitter", ">\n\nbiggest sigh known to man", ">\n\nI don’t do much craft, but me and all the other performers I know are using biodegradable glitter products now.", ">\n\nDon’t get me started on edible glitter…", ">\n\nThis girl I'm talking to said \"give me your arm\" I was watching TV so I just obliged, she rubbed my whole arm with a brush that got loads of glitter on my skin. \"Now you sparkle like me\" was all I got when I asked why on earth I would want that.", ">\n\nGlitter is the STI of the arts and crafts world", ">\n\nOn what planet is this unpopular?", ">\n\nMercury, the surface temperature permanently fuses the glitter with everything it touches", ">\n\nI agree, but I use biodegradable glitter. I wish I could ditch it but I’m a rave girl, so that’s simply not an option…😏", ">\n\nSame goes for filling party balloons with helium. Literally taking a finite resource and filling a piece of trash with it.", ">\n\nI hope someone glitterbombs you", ">\n\nI hope someone glitter bombs me.", ">\n\nI like glitter. I'm man enough to say it", ">\n\nIs this Opposite Day in r/unpopularopinion? \nr/unpopularopinion glitter is the best, closely followed by sand.", ">\n\nIt is always opposite day here.\nAny actual unpopular opinions were banned a long time ago, try mentioning weight or race and chances are the mods will automatically ban it.", ">\n\nI despise glitter, it gets EVERYWHERE, and it sticks too. I just do my best to avoid it", ">\n\nI love the look of glitter. I love the biodegradable stuff but the price is insane and to buy craft is so cheap and easy. It's disappointing. I have a cup that's covered in glitter the best part is it sealed in and does shed everywhere.", ">\n\nI smell this opinion getting deleted from a mile away", ">\n\nCan we use glitter for scammers and people who steal packages?", ">\n\nI remember seeing videos of this man who made this box which used GPS and hidden cameras on all sides to catch porch pirates. When the person took the packaging off the box, an alarm sounded and it would throw up massive clouds of glitter.", ">\n\nYES! AND BALLOONS!! Enough with the balloon releases and glitter bombs!!", ">\n\nI would have to argue that balloons are worse than glitter. At least from an environmental, less-waste perspective.", ">\n\nBalloons are an eco nightmare and I wish we could ban them... But glitter sucks too.", ">\n\nGlitter is the herpes of the craft world. I would be happy to never see it again", ">\n\nThis post is just an I hate glitter circle jerk. We all hate glitter", ">\n\nMark Rober gets a pass.", ">\n\nIf your only argument is based on microplastics, you need to find a better one lol", ">\n\nDidn't even have to read the post. Every mom everywhere agrees with you", ">\n\nWe have 4 kids and respectfully disagree", ">\n\n✨ I absolutely love glitter and if I could I would sprinkle it everywhere I went. I think this world would be a better place if there was more glitter in random places. ✨", ">\n\nlike your liver?\nmmm microplastics in liver", ">\n\nYes, I do. But I'll take my chances. Something has to be the cause of our death. Imagine if we were so scared of anything that may kill us, that we avoided doing anything. That's not living. If I die of glitter, I'll be okay with that.", ">\n\nI'm also ok with you dieing from glitter; myself, not so much.", ">\n\nBut I'm okay with you dieing from glitter.", ">\n\nHoly shit yes. \nFuck glitter. Shit should be flat out illegal!", ">\n\nI absolutely hate glitter on anything, crafting, makeup, clothes. The shit is ugly as f", ">\n\ni like glitter", ">", ">\n\nSomeone needs to invent biodegradable glitter ASAP", ">\n\nIt has existed for years now...", ">\n\nBut glitter tastes so good", ">\n\nYou mean with lipstick right? RIGHT??", ">\n\nMhmm sure! Yeah with lipstick, not...just plain glitter, totally!", ">\n\nGlitter is probably the worst thing to happen at the university I attended, because grad pics needed glitter and god forbid you clean up after your shoot.", ">\n\nPopular opinion!", ">\n\nnot only aesthetically lame but terrible for literally everyone and the environment" ]

[ "Glitter is the herpes of the crafting world", ">\n\nMy sister used to say this, she actually mailed our aunt a joke card filled with glitter designed to gently explode upon opening. When our aunt called our house, my sister just told her she gave her “glitter herpes” to remember her by. Six years latter, our aunt still finds little shiny specs on her couch and shag carpeting.", ">\n\nI'm so sorry to hear about your sister. I assume your aunt murdered her?", ">\n\nI'm sorry to hear Marcus's auntie still keeps shag carpeting. So much the worse for the glitter too.", ">\n\nYou got that wrong, Marcus's auntie keeps shagging carpets", ">\n\nMunch munch munch", ">\n\nDrove Uber, woman dropped a handful of glitter in the back seats, pissed I wouldn’t make a pit stop I guess. Didn’t notice, quick pick up of two nicely dressed women all in black on the way to a church service for their elderly mom. They noticed after sitting down in it. Still took the ride. I wanted to die seeing their black sparkly butts go up the church walk. Screw glitter and all who use it.", ">\n\nI'm not a huge fan of glitter, but biodegradable glitter does exist and is common. I think non-biodegradable glitter should stop being used though.", ">\n\nIt still gets EVERYWHERE", ">\n\nI don’t like sand", ">\n\nIt's coarse and rough and irritating", ">\n\nNot like here. Here everything is soft, and smooth.", ">\n\nRepeat after me kids:\nGLITTER IS LITTER", ">\n\nG-litter\nGlorious litter \nIt's pretty\nIt's still litter.", ">\n\n\"pretty to look at\" is as good as glitter gets", ">\n\nOf course. No one told you to eat it", ">\n\nA lot of times it contains heavy metals too", ">\n\nNo wonder those bands in the 80s used to use a lot of it", ">\n\nGlitter is the herpes of the rock world.", ">\n\nI think herpes was still the herpes of the rock world back then... poor Pam.", ">\n\nGlitter is not allowed in my house \nI allowed it once and still can find traces of it to this day....", ">\n\nI had a phone case with glitter. The thing busted months ago and I'm STILL finding traces of it", ">\n\nI will assault anyone who thinks it’s funny to give me a glitter bomb as a joke gift", ">\n\nGlitter bombs are only acceptable for cheating exes", ">\n\nAnd porch pirates", ">\n\nI saw a prank video about that on YouTube", ">\n\nYeah Mark Rober did it for 5 years, pretty epic prank", ">\n\nAs someone who just wore an all glitter dress I got for Christmas to an out of state function, I hate glitter. I burned the dress after I got home. Literally everywhere I went I left a trail of glitter and I felt like the biggest asshole on the planet. I went to go potty and the stall looked like someone murdered a glitter pixie. I don't think this is unpopular.", ">\n\nPotty? Grow up", ">\n\n/r/gatekeeping", ">\n\nPerhaps the most banal version of it.", ">\n\n\"Critics who treat 'adult' as a term of approval, instead of as a merely descriptive term, cannot be adult themselves. To be concerned about being grown up, to admire the grown up because it is grown up, to blush at the suspicion of being childish; these things are the marks of childhood and adolescence. And in childhood and adolescence they are, in moderation, healthy symptoms. Young things ought to want to grow. But to carry on into middle life or even into early manhood this concern about being adult is a mark of really arrested development. When I was ten, I read fairy tales in secret and would have been ashamed if I had been found doing so. Now that I am fifty I read them openly. When I became a man I put away childish things, including the fear of childishness and the desire to be very grown up.\" -- C.S. Lewis", ">\n\nAnd that's why I bought bio degradable glitter. I freaking love sparkles but the planet is important. There's also edible glitter that I plan on getting eventually.", ">\n\nIts fun. But you'll definitely spill some and find it everywhere for a few weeks. Not as bad as regular glitter tho. And your poop looks fancy for a day.\nBut: Biodegradable is a lie, usually. It's only biodegradable under VERY specific circumstances that are not met in a landfill or even most bio waste composting plants. Burning it works just fine :D", ">\n\nThis is popular as fuck", ">\n\nThe fact that glitter both exists and is used says otherwise.", ">\n\nI exist and am used, but I'm not popular.", ">\n\nBut are you biodegradable?", ">\n\nEverything except my bones.", ">\n\nGlitter is terrible. Now, sparkly stuff that doesn't bleed onto everything is okay and enjoyable. But glitter that leaks onto everything and never goes away is so bad", ">\n\nIm like a crow.. i need the shiny in my life", ">\n\nSAME", ">\n\nThe largest purchaser of glitter worldwide actively hides the fact that they are the largest purchaser of glitter worldwide", ">\n\nHow are you going to put me out there like that?", ">\n\nSorry De_Nilla the world has to know what you use all of it for", ">\n\nMy 6 year old could not disagree with this comment more strongly.", ">\n\nMy 4 year old too. \nShe dropped a tiny little tub of glitter on the floor (yay Christmas presents!) in the dining room and even after sweeping and hoovering the floor is SPARKLY!", ">\n\nyou could turn on a good old fashioned Kirby, leave it running in one spot for a century, pick it up and it will still sparkle under it", ">\n\nGlitter is a horrific abomination and if any type of plastic should be banned, it should be glitter.", ">\n\nI see your point. But it is oh so wonderful to send an enemy a glitter bomb.", ">\n\nPeople actually have enemies? And fantasize about vengeful antics?\nI really need to get out more", ">\n\nI would say this is the most popular opinion ever posted on this thread. NO ONE is coming out in support of glitter.", ">\n\ni support glitter 😂", ">\n\nDownvote this person into oblivion ☝️", ">\n\nThats a downvote for you! Glitter rules!", ">\n\nI hope you get it stuck in your hard to reach places!", ">\n\nAnd you have a life with no happy sparklies!", ">\n\nNGL, I don't even care about the whole micro plastics thing that much, I just hate the mess it leaves in general, seems the second a kid spills glitter in a house you're going to be finding little specs of glitter all around the place until the end of time. (or the building burns down, whatever is first) Even with effort to clean it up some always manages to remain. \nThink a good way of telling if a house was ever owned by a family with kids is just to have a good look at the gaps between floor boards, skirting and what not, any glitter and you know kids have likely been there.", ">\n\nI'm an artist who works with glitter and resin, and you're all absolutely correct. It's a plague, and I love it. Studio floors are gorgeous, but it gets places I haven't been, ever. It's in my boyfriends welding helmet, and that doesn't come home.", ">\n\nI have 3 daughters and especially when they were younger it seemed like there was glitter everywhere in our house. Well I get a call from my sister who was part angry part couldn't stop laughing. I had given her some leftover infant diapers we had, and she was at the doctors with her recently born son.\nDuring the check up she saw a strange look come over the Docs face, concerned she moved to see what was going on and was horrified to see her sons balls sparkling with glitter.\nGlitter is trash, and gets EVERYWHERE.", ">\n\nWe buy stupid vinyl records that are damage the first time you use them, instead of CDs. CD s are just music delivery system. People buy non stick pans, which are disposable, as opposed to a stainless steel pans which will out last your grandchildren. People buy expensive cell phones that you throw out when the battery is dead. I have five working computers, that they turned off the operating systems. They say people buy fast fashion. Hell, I can't but anything else. I can live with the glitter.", ">\n\nI had my MacBook for 10 years. Still worked perfectly. But I couldn’t update it anymore. Roughly 6 months later, none of the apps I was trying to run would work anymore. So I had to get a new one. I didn’t need a new one. It was annoying. I like my current MacBook but I’m annoyed that I even have to have it.", ">\n\nthis sub needs an update it's littered with popular opinions", ">\n\nThe things people will do for karma.\nAnd people admit knowing the rules and upvoting when they agree", ">\n\nBioglitter ftw", ">\n\nNo glitter, ftmfw", ">\n\nWhy do you hate fun", ">\n\nWhy do you choose to be the way you are?", ">\n\nGlitter is the middle of sequins\nEdit: get rid of both", ">\n\nI love glitter. They shine and shimmer", ">\n\ndid something concerning glitter happen to you recently lol? jusk askin", ">\n\nOP is probably another victim of the glitter boobytrap.", ">\n\ni’m a raver so reading these comments is just painful 😭😭😭😭", ">\n\nBuy the bio/eco-friendly glitter! I use it for music festivals and love it.", ">\n\ngood idea 😊😊😊", ">\n\nWhen I need to use glitter, I'm buying a biodegradable one. Problem solved", ">\n\nI think it's funny that every time I go to a music festival the people who say they love the planet the most are the first to throw glitter and chemical glow sticks like it's going out of style.", ">\n\nI go to music festivals and love face glitter, but I buy the bio/eco glitter that is made from algae. Not trying to be confrontational with you, just don't want you to think that everyone who loves to sparkle hates the environment.", ">\n\nI hate both", ">\n\nThis isn't an unpopular opinion....\nIDK if you've seen Good Mythical Morning, but they had glitter on the show ONCE and then instituted a serious, company-wide policy of banning glitter completely. Link still looks mad whenever the subject of glitter comes up.", ">\n\nPREACH", ">\n\nCheck your mailbox (there is a glitter bomb)", ">\n\nCards that play music are electronic waste", ">\n\nI agree. Easy downvote.", ">", ">\n\nlol is reddit supoosed to be an imageboard now? whats with the image replies", ">", ">\n\nThis is 10/10 not an upopular opinion. It’s is literally the herpes of the arts and crafts world. Nobody wants it, but of COURSE somebody has it, and they usually don’t tell you about it until it’s too late, and once you have it it’s impossible to get rid of.", ">\n\nThat's a great analogy. Even though I love glitter", ">\n\nI teach little children. I absolutely love glitter!", ">\n\nFantastic read for anyone interested. \nWhat Is Glitter? By Caity Weaver for The New York Times", ">\n\nBiodegradable glitter", ">\n\nbiggest sigh known to man", ">\n\nI don’t do much craft, but me and all the other performers I know are using biodegradable glitter products now.", ">\n\nDon’t get me started on edible glitter…", ">\n\nThis girl I'm talking to said \"give me your arm\" I was watching TV so I just obliged, she rubbed my whole arm with a brush that got loads of glitter on my skin. \"Now you sparkle like me\" was all I got when I asked why on earth I would want that.", ">\n\nGlitter is the STI of the arts and crafts world", ">\n\nOn what planet is this unpopular?", ">\n\nMercury, the surface temperature permanently fuses the glitter with everything it touches", ">\n\nI agree, but I use biodegradable glitter. I wish I could ditch it but I’m a rave girl, so that’s simply not an option…😏", ">\n\nSame goes for filling party balloons with helium. Literally taking a finite resource and filling a piece of trash with it.", ">\n\nI hope someone glitterbombs you", ">\n\nI hope someone glitter bombs me.", ">\n\nI like glitter. I'm man enough to say it", ">\n\nIs this Opposite Day in r/unpopularopinion? \nr/unpopularopinion glitter is the best, closely followed by sand.", ">\n\nIt is always opposite day here.\nAny actual unpopular opinions were banned a long time ago, try mentioning weight or race and chances are the mods will automatically ban it.", ">\n\nI despise glitter, it gets EVERYWHERE, and it sticks too. I just do my best to avoid it", ">\n\nI love the look of glitter. I love the biodegradable stuff but the price is insane and to buy craft is so cheap and easy. It's disappointing. I have a cup that's covered in glitter the best part is it sealed in and does shed everywhere.", ">\n\nI smell this opinion getting deleted from a mile away", ">\n\nCan we use glitter for scammers and people who steal packages?", ">\n\nI remember seeing videos of this man who made this box which used GPS and hidden cameras on all sides to catch porch pirates. When the person took the packaging off the box, an alarm sounded and it would throw up massive clouds of glitter.", ">\n\nYES! AND BALLOONS!! Enough with the balloon releases and glitter bombs!!", ">\n\nI would have to argue that balloons are worse than glitter. At least from an environmental, less-waste perspective.", ">\n\nBalloons are an eco nightmare and I wish we could ban them... But glitter sucks too.", ">\n\nGlitter is the herpes of the craft world. I would be happy to never see it again", ">\n\nThis post is just an I hate glitter circle jerk. We all hate glitter", ">\n\nMark Rober gets a pass.", ">\n\nIf your only argument is based on microplastics, you need to find a better one lol", ">\n\nDidn't even have to read the post. Every mom everywhere agrees with you", ">\n\nWe have 4 kids and respectfully disagree", ">\n\n✨ I absolutely love glitter and if I could I would sprinkle it everywhere I went. I think this world would be a better place if there was more glitter in random places. ✨", ">\n\nlike your liver?\nmmm microplastics in liver", ">\n\nYes, I do. But I'll take my chances. Something has to be the cause of our death. Imagine if we were so scared of anything that may kill us, that we avoided doing anything. That's not living. If I die of glitter, I'll be okay with that.", ">\n\nI'm also ok with you dieing from glitter; myself, not so much.", ">\n\nBut I'm okay with you dieing from glitter.", ">\n\nHoly shit yes. \nFuck glitter. Shit should be flat out illegal!", ">\n\nI absolutely hate glitter on anything, crafting, makeup, clothes. The shit is ugly as f", ">\n\ni like glitter", ">", ">\n\nSomeone needs to invent biodegradable glitter ASAP", ">\n\nIt has existed for years now...", ">\n\nBut glitter tastes so good", ">\n\nYou mean with lipstick right? RIGHT??", ">\n\nMhmm sure! Yeah with lipstick, not...just plain glitter, totally!", ">\n\nGlitter is probably the worst thing to happen at the university I attended, because grad pics needed glitter and god forbid you clean up after your shoot.", ">\n\nPopular opinion!", ">\n\nnot only aesthetically lame but terrible for literally everyone and the environment", ">\n\nDoesnt even look good tbh" ]

[ "Glitter is the herpes of the crafting world", ">\n\nMy sister used to say this, she actually mailed our aunt a joke card filled with glitter designed to gently explode upon opening. When our aunt called our house, my sister just told her she gave her “glitter herpes” to remember her by. Six years latter, our aunt still finds little shiny specs on her couch and shag carpeting.", ">\n\nI'm so sorry to hear about your sister. I assume your aunt murdered her?", ">\n\nI'm sorry to hear Marcus's auntie still keeps shag carpeting. So much the worse for the glitter too.", ">\n\nYou got that wrong, Marcus's auntie keeps shagging carpets", ">\n\nMunch munch munch", ">\n\nDrove Uber, woman dropped a handful of glitter in the back seats, pissed I wouldn’t make a pit stop I guess. Didn’t notice, quick pick up of two nicely dressed women all in black on the way to a church service for their elderly mom. They noticed after sitting down in it. Still took the ride. I wanted to die seeing their black sparkly butts go up the church walk. Screw glitter and all who use it.", ">\n\nI'm not a huge fan of glitter, but biodegradable glitter does exist and is common. I think non-biodegradable glitter should stop being used though.", ">\n\nIt still gets EVERYWHERE", ">\n\nI don’t like sand", ">\n\nIt's coarse and rough and irritating", ">\n\nNot like here. Here everything is soft, and smooth.", ">\n\nRepeat after me kids:\nGLITTER IS LITTER", ">\n\nG-litter\nGlorious litter \nIt's pretty\nIt's still litter.", ">\n\n\"pretty to look at\" is as good as glitter gets", ">\n\nOf course. No one told you to eat it", ">\n\nA lot of times it contains heavy metals too", ">\n\nNo wonder those bands in the 80s used to use a lot of it", ">\n\nGlitter is the herpes of the rock world.", ">\n\nI think herpes was still the herpes of the rock world back then... poor Pam.", ">\n\nGlitter is not allowed in my house \nI allowed it once and still can find traces of it to this day....", ">\n\nI had a phone case with glitter. The thing busted months ago and I'm STILL finding traces of it", ">\n\nI will assault anyone who thinks it’s funny to give me a glitter bomb as a joke gift", ">\n\nGlitter bombs are only acceptable for cheating exes", ">\n\nAnd porch pirates", ">\n\nI saw a prank video about that on YouTube", ">\n\nYeah Mark Rober did it for 5 years, pretty epic prank", ">\n\nAs someone who just wore an all glitter dress I got for Christmas to an out of state function, I hate glitter. I burned the dress after I got home. Literally everywhere I went I left a trail of glitter and I felt like the biggest asshole on the planet. I went to go potty and the stall looked like someone murdered a glitter pixie. I don't think this is unpopular.", ">\n\nPotty? Grow up", ">\n\n/r/gatekeeping", ">\n\nPerhaps the most banal version of it.", ">\n\n\"Critics who treat 'adult' as a term of approval, instead of as a merely descriptive term, cannot be adult themselves. To be concerned about being grown up, to admire the grown up because it is grown up, to blush at the suspicion of being childish; these things are the marks of childhood and adolescence. And in childhood and adolescence they are, in moderation, healthy symptoms. Young things ought to want to grow. But to carry on into middle life or even into early manhood this concern about being adult is a mark of really arrested development. When I was ten, I read fairy tales in secret and would have been ashamed if I had been found doing so. Now that I am fifty I read them openly. When I became a man I put away childish things, including the fear of childishness and the desire to be very grown up.\" -- C.S. Lewis", ">\n\nAnd that's why I bought bio degradable glitter. I freaking love sparkles but the planet is important. There's also edible glitter that I plan on getting eventually.", ">\n\nIts fun. But you'll definitely spill some and find it everywhere for a few weeks. Not as bad as regular glitter tho. And your poop looks fancy for a day.\nBut: Biodegradable is a lie, usually. It's only biodegradable under VERY specific circumstances that are not met in a landfill or even most bio waste composting plants. Burning it works just fine :D", ">\n\nThis is popular as fuck", ">\n\nThe fact that glitter both exists and is used says otherwise.", ">\n\nI exist and am used, but I'm not popular.", ">\n\nBut are you biodegradable?", ">\n\nEverything except my bones.", ">\n\nGlitter is terrible. Now, sparkly stuff that doesn't bleed onto everything is okay and enjoyable. But glitter that leaks onto everything and never goes away is so bad", ">\n\nIm like a crow.. i need the shiny in my life", ">\n\nSAME", ">\n\nThe largest purchaser of glitter worldwide actively hides the fact that they are the largest purchaser of glitter worldwide", ">\n\nHow are you going to put me out there like that?", ">\n\nSorry De_Nilla the world has to know what you use all of it for", ">\n\nMy 6 year old could not disagree with this comment more strongly.", ">\n\nMy 4 year old too. \nShe dropped a tiny little tub of glitter on the floor (yay Christmas presents!) in the dining room and even after sweeping and hoovering the floor is SPARKLY!", ">\n\nyou could turn on a good old fashioned Kirby, leave it running in one spot for a century, pick it up and it will still sparkle under it", ">\n\nGlitter is a horrific abomination and if any type of plastic should be banned, it should be glitter.", ">\n\nI see your point. But it is oh so wonderful to send an enemy a glitter bomb.", ">\n\nPeople actually have enemies? And fantasize about vengeful antics?\nI really need to get out more", ">\n\nI would say this is the most popular opinion ever posted on this thread. NO ONE is coming out in support of glitter.", ">\n\ni support glitter 😂", ">\n\nDownvote this person into oblivion ☝️", ">\n\nThats a downvote for you! Glitter rules!", ">\n\nI hope you get it stuck in your hard to reach places!", ">\n\nAnd you have a life with no happy sparklies!", ">\n\nNGL, I don't even care about the whole micro plastics thing that much, I just hate the mess it leaves in general, seems the second a kid spills glitter in a house you're going to be finding little specs of glitter all around the place until the end of time. (or the building burns down, whatever is first) Even with effort to clean it up some always manages to remain. \nThink a good way of telling if a house was ever owned by a family with kids is just to have a good look at the gaps between floor boards, skirting and what not, any glitter and you know kids have likely been there.", ">\n\nI'm an artist who works with glitter and resin, and you're all absolutely correct. It's a plague, and I love it. Studio floors are gorgeous, but it gets places I haven't been, ever. It's in my boyfriends welding helmet, and that doesn't come home.", ">\n\nI have 3 daughters and especially when they were younger it seemed like there was glitter everywhere in our house. Well I get a call from my sister who was part angry part couldn't stop laughing. I had given her some leftover infant diapers we had, and she was at the doctors with her recently born son.\nDuring the check up she saw a strange look come over the Docs face, concerned she moved to see what was going on and was horrified to see her sons balls sparkling with glitter.\nGlitter is trash, and gets EVERYWHERE.", ">\n\nWe buy stupid vinyl records that are damage the first time you use them, instead of CDs. CD s are just music delivery system. People buy non stick pans, which are disposable, as opposed to a stainless steel pans which will out last your grandchildren. People buy expensive cell phones that you throw out when the battery is dead. I have five working computers, that they turned off the operating systems. They say people buy fast fashion. Hell, I can't but anything else. I can live with the glitter.", ">\n\nI had my MacBook for 10 years. Still worked perfectly. But I couldn’t update it anymore. Roughly 6 months later, none of the apps I was trying to run would work anymore. So I had to get a new one. I didn’t need a new one. It was annoying. I like my current MacBook but I’m annoyed that I even have to have it.", ">\n\nthis sub needs an update it's littered with popular opinions", ">\n\nThe things people will do for karma.\nAnd people admit knowing the rules and upvoting when they agree", ">\n\nBioglitter ftw", ">\n\nNo glitter, ftmfw", ">\n\nWhy do you hate fun", ">\n\nWhy do you choose to be the way you are?", ">\n\nGlitter is the middle of sequins\nEdit: get rid of both", ">\n\nI love glitter. They shine and shimmer", ">\n\ndid something concerning glitter happen to you recently lol? jusk askin", ">\n\nOP is probably another victim of the glitter boobytrap.", ">\n\ni’m a raver so reading these comments is just painful 😭😭😭😭", ">\n\nBuy the bio/eco-friendly glitter! I use it for music festivals and love it.", ">\n\ngood idea 😊😊😊", ">\n\nWhen I need to use glitter, I'm buying a biodegradable one. Problem solved", ">\n\nI think it's funny that every time I go to a music festival the people who say they love the planet the most are the first to throw glitter and chemical glow sticks like it's going out of style.", ">\n\nI go to music festivals and love face glitter, but I buy the bio/eco glitter that is made from algae. Not trying to be confrontational with you, just don't want you to think that everyone who loves to sparkle hates the environment.", ">\n\nI hate both", ">\n\nThis isn't an unpopular opinion....\nIDK if you've seen Good Mythical Morning, but they had glitter on the show ONCE and then instituted a serious, company-wide policy of banning glitter completely. Link still looks mad whenever the subject of glitter comes up.", ">\n\nPREACH", ">\n\nCheck your mailbox (there is a glitter bomb)", ">\n\nCards that play music are electronic waste", ">\n\nI agree. Easy downvote.", ">", ">\n\nlol is reddit supoosed to be an imageboard now? whats with the image replies", ">", ">\n\nThis is 10/10 not an upopular opinion. It’s is literally the herpes of the arts and crafts world. Nobody wants it, but of COURSE somebody has it, and they usually don’t tell you about it until it’s too late, and once you have it it’s impossible to get rid of.", ">\n\nThat's a great analogy. Even though I love glitter", ">\n\nI teach little children. I absolutely love glitter!", ">\n\nFantastic read for anyone interested. \nWhat Is Glitter? By Caity Weaver for The New York Times", ">\n\nBiodegradable glitter", ">\n\nbiggest sigh known to man", ">\n\nI don’t do much craft, but me and all the other performers I know are using biodegradable glitter products now.", ">\n\nDon’t get me started on edible glitter…", ">\n\nThis girl I'm talking to said \"give me your arm\" I was watching TV so I just obliged, she rubbed my whole arm with a brush that got loads of glitter on my skin. \"Now you sparkle like me\" was all I got when I asked why on earth I would want that.", ">\n\nGlitter is the STI of the arts and crafts world", ">\n\nOn what planet is this unpopular?", ">\n\nMercury, the surface temperature permanently fuses the glitter with everything it touches", ">\n\nI agree, but I use biodegradable glitter. I wish I could ditch it but I’m a rave girl, so that’s simply not an option…😏", ">\n\nSame goes for filling party balloons with helium. Literally taking a finite resource and filling a piece of trash with it.", ">\n\nI hope someone glitterbombs you", ">\n\nI hope someone glitter bombs me.", ">\n\nI like glitter. I'm man enough to say it", ">\n\nIs this Opposite Day in r/unpopularopinion? \nr/unpopularopinion glitter is the best, closely followed by sand.", ">\n\nIt is always opposite day here.\nAny actual unpopular opinions were banned a long time ago, try mentioning weight or race and chances are the mods will automatically ban it.", ">\n\nI despise glitter, it gets EVERYWHERE, and it sticks too. I just do my best to avoid it", ">\n\nI love the look of glitter. I love the biodegradable stuff but the price is insane and to buy craft is so cheap and easy. It's disappointing. I have a cup that's covered in glitter the best part is it sealed in and does shed everywhere.", ">\n\nI smell this opinion getting deleted from a mile away", ">\n\nCan we use glitter for scammers and people who steal packages?", ">\n\nI remember seeing videos of this man who made this box which used GPS and hidden cameras on all sides to catch porch pirates. When the person took the packaging off the box, an alarm sounded and it would throw up massive clouds of glitter.", ">\n\nYES! AND BALLOONS!! Enough with the balloon releases and glitter bombs!!", ">\n\nI would have to argue that balloons are worse than glitter. At least from an environmental, less-waste perspective.", ">\n\nBalloons are an eco nightmare and I wish we could ban them... But glitter sucks too.", ">\n\nGlitter is the herpes of the craft world. I would be happy to never see it again", ">\n\nThis post is just an I hate glitter circle jerk. We all hate glitter", ">\n\nMark Rober gets a pass.", ">\n\nIf your only argument is based on microplastics, you need to find a better one lol", ">\n\nDidn't even have to read the post. Every mom everywhere agrees with you", ">\n\nWe have 4 kids and respectfully disagree", ">\n\n✨ I absolutely love glitter and if I could I would sprinkle it everywhere I went. I think this world would be a better place if there was more glitter in random places. ✨", ">\n\nlike your liver?\nmmm microplastics in liver", ">\n\nYes, I do. But I'll take my chances. Something has to be the cause of our death. Imagine if we were so scared of anything that may kill us, that we avoided doing anything. That's not living. If I die of glitter, I'll be okay with that.", ">\n\nI'm also ok with you dieing from glitter; myself, not so much.", ">\n\nBut I'm okay with you dieing from glitter.", ">\n\nHoly shit yes. \nFuck glitter. Shit should be flat out illegal!", ">\n\nI absolutely hate glitter on anything, crafting, makeup, clothes. The shit is ugly as f", ">\n\ni like glitter", ">", ">\n\nSomeone needs to invent biodegradable glitter ASAP", ">\n\nIt has existed for years now...", ">\n\nBut glitter tastes so good", ">\n\nYou mean with lipstick right? RIGHT??", ">\n\nMhmm sure! Yeah with lipstick, not...just plain glitter, totally!", ">\n\nGlitter is probably the worst thing to happen at the university I attended, because grad pics needed glitter and god forbid you clean up after your shoot.", ">\n\nPopular opinion!", ">\n\nnot only aesthetically lame but terrible for literally everyone and the environment", ">\n\nDoesnt even look good tbh", ">\n\nbiodegradable glitter is great! Balloons need to go if you are getting rid of glitter." ]

[ "Glitter is the herpes of the crafting world", ">\n\nMy sister used to say this, she actually mailed our aunt a joke card filled with glitter designed to gently explode upon opening. When our aunt called our house, my sister just told her she gave her “glitter herpes” to remember her by. Six years latter, our aunt still finds little shiny specs on her couch and shag carpeting.", ">\n\nI'm so sorry to hear about your sister. I assume your aunt murdered her?", ">\n\nI'm sorry to hear Marcus's auntie still keeps shag carpeting. So much the worse for the glitter too.", ">\n\nYou got that wrong, Marcus's auntie keeps shagging carpets", ">\n\nMunch munch munch", ">\n\nDrove Uber, woman dropped a handful of glitter in the back seats, pissed I wouldn’t make a pit stop I guess. Didn’t notice, quick pick up of two nicely dressed women all in black on the way to a church service for their elderly mom. They noticed after sitting down in it. Still took the ride. I wanted to die seeing their black sparkly butts go up the church walk. Screw glitter and all who use it.", ">\n\nI'm not a huge fan of glitter, but biodegradable glitter does exist and is common. I think non-biodegradable glitter should stop being used though.", ">\n\nIt still gets EVERYWHERE", ">\n\nI don’t like sand", ">\n\nIt's coarse and rough and irritating", ">\n\nNot like here. Here everything is soft, and smooth.", ">\n\nRepeat after me kids:\nGLITTER IS LITTER", ">\n\nG-litter\nGlorious litter \nIt's pretty\nIt's still litter.", ">\n\n\"pretty to look at\" is as good as glitter gets", ">\n\nOf course. No one told you to eat it", ">\n\nA lot of times it contains heavy metals too", ">\n\nNo wonder those bands in the 80s used to use a lot of it", ">\n\nGlitter is the herpes of the rock world.", ">\n\nI think herpes was still the herpes of the rock world back then... poor Pam.", ">\n\nGlitter is not allowed in my house \nI allowed it once and still can find traces of it to this day....", ">\n\nI had a phone case with glitter. The thing busted months ago and I'm STILL finding traces of it", ">\n\nI will assault anyone who thinks it’s funny to give me a glitter bomb as a joke gift", ">\n\nGlitter bombs are only acceptable for cheating exes", ">\n\nAnd porch pirates", ">\n\nI saw a prank video about that on YouTube", ">\n\nYeah Mark Rober did it for 5 years, pretty epic prank", ">\n\nAs someone who just wore an all glitter dress I got for Christmas to an out of state function, I hate glitter. I burned the dress after I got home. Literally everywhere I went I left a trail of glitter and I felt like the biggest asshole on the planet. I went to go potty and the stall looked like someone murdered a glitter pixie. I don't think this is unpopular.", ">\n\nPotty? Grow up", ">\n\n/r/gatekeeping", ">\n\nPerhaps the most banal version of it.", ">\n\n\"Critics who treat 'adult' as a term of approval, instead of as a merely descriptive term, cannot be adult themselves. To be concerned about being grown up, to admire the grown up because it is grown up, to blush at the suspicion of being childish; these things are the marks of childhood and adolescence. And in childhood and adolescence they are, in moderation, healthy symptoms. Young things ought to want to grow. But to carry on into middle life or even into early manhood this concern about being adult is a mark of really arrested development. When I was ten, I read fairy tales in secret and would have been ashamed if I had been found doing so. Now that I am fifty I read them openly. When I became a man I put away childish things, including the fear of childishness and the desire to be very grown up.\" -- C.S. Lewis", ">\n\nAnd that's why I bought bio degradable glitter. I freaking love sparkles but the planet is important. There's also edible glitter that I plan on getting eventually.", ">\n\nIts fun. But you'll definitely spill some and find it everywhere for a few weeks. Not as bad as regular glitter tho. And your poop looks fancy for a day.\nBut: Biodegradable is a lie, usually. It's only biodegradable under VERY specific circumstances that are not met in a landfill or even most bio waste composting plants. Burning it works just fine :D", ">\n\nThis is popular as fuck", ">\n\nThe fact that glitter both exists and is used says otherwise.", ">\n\nI exist and am used, but I'm not popular.", ">\n\nBut are you biodegradable?", ">\n\nEverything except my bones.", ">\n\nGlitter is terrible. Now, sparkly stuff that doesn't bleed onto everything is okay and enjoyable. But glitter that leaks onto everything and never goes away is so bad", ">\n\nIm like a crow.. i need the shiny in my life", ">\n\nSAME", ">\n\nThe largest purchaser of glitter worldwide actively hides the fact that they are the largest purchaser of glitter worldwide", ">\n\nHow are you going to put me out there like that?", ">\n\nSorry De_Nilla the world has to know what you use all of it for", ">\n\nMy 6 year old could not disagree with this comment more strongly.", ">\n\nMy 4 year old too. \nShe dropped a tiny little tub of glitter on the floor (yay Christmas presents!) in the dining room and even after sweeping and hoovering the floor is SPARKLY!", ">\n\nyou could turn on a good old fashioned Kirby, leave it running in one spot for a century, pick it up and it will still sparkle under it", ">\n\nGlitter is a horrific abomination and if any type of plastic should be banned, it should be glitter.", ">\n\nI see your point. But it is oh so wonderful to send an enemy a glitter bomb.", ">\n\nPeople actually have enemies? And fantasize about vengeful antics?\nI really need to get out more", ">\n\nI would say this is the most popular opinion ever posted on this thread. NO ONE is coming out in support of glitter.", ">\n\ni support glitter 😂", ">\n\nDownvote this person into oblivion ☝️", ">\n\nThats a downvote for you! Glitter rules!", ">\n\nI hope you get it stuck in your hard to reach places!", ">\n\nAnd you have a life with no happy sparklies!", ">\n\nNGL, I don't even care about the whole micro plastics thing that much, I just hate the mess it leaves in general, seems the second a kid spills glitter in a house you're going to be finding little specs of glitter all around the place until the end of time. (or the building burns down, whatever is first) Even with effort to clean it up some always manages to remain. \nThink a good way of telling if a house was ever owned by a family with kids is just to have a good look at the gaps between floor boards, skirting and what not, any glitter and you know kids have likely been there.", ">\n\nI'm an artist who works with glitter and resin, and you're all absolutely correct. It's a plague, and I love it. Studio floors are gorgeous, but it gets places I haven't been, ever. It's in my boyfriends welding helmet, and that doesn't come home.", ">\n\nI have 3 daughters and especially when they were younger it seemed like there was glitter everywhere in our house. Well I get a call from my sister who was part angry part couldn't stop laughing. I had given her some leftover infant diapers we had, and she was at the doctors with her recently born son.\nDuring the check up she saw a strange look come over the Docs face, concerned she moved to see what was going on and was horrified to see her sons balls sparkling with glitter.\nGlitter is trash, and gets EVERYWHERE.", ">\n\nWe buy stupid vinyl records that are damage the first time you use them, instead of CDs. CD s are just music delivery system. People buy non stick pans, which are disposable, as opposed to a stainless steel pans which will out last your grandchildren. People buy expensive cell phones that you throw out when the battery is dead. I have five working computers, that they turned off the operating systems. They say people buy fast fashion. Hell, I can't but anything else. I can live with the glitter.", ">\n\nI had my MacBook for 10 years. Still worked perfectly. But I couldn’t update it anymore. Roughly 6 months later, none of the apps I was trying to run would work anymore. So I had to get a new one. I didn’t need a new one. It was annoying. I like my current MacBook but I’m annoyed that I even have to have it.", ">\n\nthis sub needs an update it's littered with popular opinions", ">\n\nThe things people will do for karma.\nAnd people admit knowing the rules and upvoting when they agree", ">\n\nBioglitter ftw", ">\n\nNo glitter, ftmfw", ">\n\nWhy do you hate fun", ">\n\nWhy do you choose to be the way you are?", ">\n\nGlitter is the middle of sequins\nEdit: get rid of both", ">\n\nI love glitter. They shine and shimmer", ">\n\ndid something concerning glitter happen to you recently lol? jusk askin", ">\n\nOP is probably another victim of the glitter boobytrap.", ">\n\ni’m a raver so reading these comments is just painful 😭😭😭😭", ">\n\nBuy the bio/eco-friendly glitter! I use it for music festivals and love it.", ">\n\ngood idea 😊😊😊", ">\n\nWhen I need to use glitter, I'm buying a biodegradable one. Problem solved", ">\n\nI think it's funny that every time I go to a music festival the people who say they love the planet the most are the first to throw glitter and chemical glow sticks like it's going out of style.", ">\n\nI go to music festivals and love face glitter, but I buy the bio/eco glitter that is made from algae. Not trying to be confrontational with you, just don't want you to think that everyone who loves to sparkle hates the environment.", ">\n\nI hate both", ">\n\nThis isn't an unpopular opinion....\nIDK if you've seen Good Mythical Morning, but they had glitter on the show ONCE and then instituted a serious, company-wide policy of banning glitter completely. Link still looks mad whenever the subject of glitter comes up.", ">\n\nPREACH", ">\n\nCheck your mailbox (there is a glitter bomb)", ">\n\nCards that play music are electronic waste", ">\n\nI agree. Easy downvote.", ">", ">\n\nlol is reddit supoosed to be an imageboard now? whats with the image replies", ">", ">\n\nThis is 10/10 not an upopular opinion. It’s is literally the herpes of the arts and crafts world. Nobody wants it, but of COURSE somebody has it, and they usually don’t tell you about it until it’s too late, and once you have it it’s impossible to get rid of.", ">\n\nThat's a great analogy. Even though I love glitter", ">\n\nI teach little children. I absolutely love glitter!", ">\n\nFantastic read for anyone interested. \nWhat Is Glitter? By Caity Weaver for The New York Times", ">\n\nBiodegradable glitter", ">\n\nbiggest sigh known to man", ">\n\nI don’t do much craft, but me and all the other performers I know are using biodegradable glitter products now.", ">\n\nDon’t get me started on edible glitter…", ">\n\nThis girl I'm talking to said \"give me your arm\" I was watching TV so I just obliged, she rubbed my whole arm with a brush that got loads of glitter on my skin. \"Now you sparkle like me\" was all I got when I asked why on earth I would want that.", ">\n\nGlitter is the STI of the arts and crafts world", ">\n\nOn what planet is this unpopular?", ">\n\nMercury, the surface temperature permanently fuses the glitter with everything it touches", ">\n\nI agree, but I use biodegradable glitter. I wish I could ditch it but I’m a rave girl, so that’s simply not an option…😏", ">\n\nSame goes for filling party balloons with helium. Literally taking a finite resource and filling a piece of trash with it.", ">\n\nI hope someone glitterbombs you", ">\n\nI hope someone glitter bombs me.", ">\n\nI like glitter. I'm man enough to say it", ">\n\nIs this Opposite Day in r/unpopularopinion? \nr/unpopularopinion glitter is the best, closely followed by sand.", ">\n\nIt is always opposite day here.\nAny actual unpopular opinions were banned a long time ago, try mentioning weight or race and chances are the mods will automatically ban it.", ">\n\nI despise glitter, it gets EVERYWHERE, and it sticks too. I just do my best to avoid it", ">\n\nI love the look of glitter. I love the biodegradable stuff but the price is insane and to buy craft is so cheap and easy. It's disappointing. I have a cup that's covered in glitter the best part is it sealed in and does shed everywhere.", ">\n\nI smell this opinion getting deleted from a mile away", ">\n\nCan we use glitter for scammers and people who steal packages?", ">\n\nI remember seeing videos of this man who made this box which used GPS and hidden cameras on all sides to catch porch pirates. When the person took the packaging off the box, an alarm sounded and it would throw up massive clouds of glitter.", ">\n\nYES! AND BALLOONS!! Enough with the balloon releases and glitter bombs!!", ">\n\nI would have to argue that balloons are worse than glitter. At least from an environmental, less-waste perspective.", ">\n\nBalloons are an eco nightmare and I wish we could ban them... But glitter sucks too.", ">\n\nGlitter is the herpes of the craft world. I would be happy to never see it again", ">\n\nThis post is just an I hate glitter circle jerk. We all hate glitter", ">\n\nMark Rober gets a pass.", ">\n\nIf your only argument is based on microplastics, you need to find a better one lol", ">\n\nDidn't even have to read the post. Every mom everywhere agrees with you", ">\n\nWe have 4 kids and respectfully disagree", ">\n\n✨ I absolutely love glitter and if I could I would sprinkle it everywhere I went. I think this world would be a better place if there was more glitter in random places. ✨", ">\n\nlike your liver?\nmmm microplastics in liver", ">\n\nYes, I do. But I'll take my chances. Something has to be the cause of our death. Imagine if we were so scared of anything that may kill us, that we avoided doing anything. That's not living. If I die of glitter, I'll be okay with that.", ">\n\nI'm also ok with you dieing from glitter; myself, not so much.", ">\n\nBut I'm okay with you dieing from glitter.", ">\n\nHoly shit yes. \nFuck glitter. Shit should be flat out illegal!", ">\n\nI absolutely hate glitter on anything, crafting, makeup, clothes. The shit is ugly as f", ">\n\ni like glitter", ">", ">\n\nSomeone needs to invent biodegradable glitter ASAP", ">\n\nIt has existed for years now...", ">\n\nBut glitter tastes so good", ">\n\nYou mean with lipstick right? RIGHT??", ">\n\nMhmm sure! Yeah with lipstick, not...just plain glitter, totally!", ">\n\nGlitter is probably the worst thing to happen at the university I attended, because grad pics needed glitter and god forbid you clean up after your shoot.", ">\n\nPopular opinion!", ">\n\nnot only aesthetically lame but terrible for literally everyone and the environment", ">\n\nDoesnt even look good tbh", ">\n\nbiodegradable glitter is great! Balloons need to go if you are getting rid of glitter.", ">\n\nGot a bunch on me at Christmas from gift bags" ]

[ "Glitter is the herpes of the crafting world", ">\n\nMy sister used to say this, she actually mailed our aunt a joke card filled with glitter designed to gently explode upon opening. When our aunt called our house, my sister just told her she gave her “glitter herpes” to remember her by. Six years latter, our aunt still finds little shiny specs on her couch and shag carpeting.", ">\n\nI'm so sorry to hear about your sister. I assume your aunt murdered her?", ">\n\nI'm sorry to hear Marcus's auntie still keeps shag carpeting. So much the worse for the glitter too.", ">\n\nYou got that wrong, Marcus's auntie keeps shagging carpets", ">\n\nMunch munch munch", ">\n\nDrove Uber, woman dropped a handful of glitter in the back seats, pissed I wouldn’t make a pit stop I guess. Didn’t notice, quick pick up of two nicely dressed women all in black on the way to a church service for their elderly mom. They noticed after sitting down in it. Still took the ride. I wanted to die seeing their black sparkly butts go up the church walk. Screw glitter and all who use it.", ">\n\nI'm not a huge fan of glitter, but biodegradable glitter does exist and is common. I think non-biodegradable glitter should stop being used though.", ">\n\nIt still gets EVERYWHERE", ">\n\nI don’t like sand", ">\n\nIt's coarse and rough and irritating", ">\n\nNot like here. Here everything is soft, and smooth.", ">\n\nRepeat after me kids:\nGLITTER IS LITTER", ">\n\nG-litter\nGlorious litter \nIt's pretty\nIt's still litter.", ">\n\n\"pretty to look at\" is as good as glitter gets", ">\n\nOf course. No one told you to eat it", ">\n\nA lot of times it contains heavy metals too", ">\n\nNo wonder those bands in the 80s used to use a lot of it", ">\n\nGlitter is the herpes of the rock world.", ">\n\nI think herpes was still the herpes of the rock world back then... poor Pam.", ">\n\nGlitter is not allowed in my house \nI allowed it once and still can find traces of it to this day....", ">\n\nI had a phone case with glitter. The thing busted months ago and I'm STILL finding traces of it", ">\n\nI will assault anyone who thinks it’s funny to give me a glitter bomb as a joke gift", ">\n\nGlitter bombs are only acceptable for cheating exes", ">\n\nAnd porch pirates", ">\n\nI saw a prank video about that on YouTube", ">\n\nYeah Mark Rober did it for 5 years, pretty epic prank", ">\n\nAs someone who just wore an all glitter dress I got for Christmas to an out of state function, I hate glitter. I burned the dress after I got home. Literally everywhere I went I left a trail of glitter and I felt like the biggest asshole on the planet. I went to go potty and the stall looked like someone murdered a glitter pixie. I don't think this is unpopular.", ">\n\nPotty? Grow up", ">\n\n/r/gatekeeping", ">\n\nPerhaps the most banal version of it.", ">\n\n\"Critics who treat 'adult' as a term of approval, instead of as a merely descriptive term, cannot be adult themselves. To be concerned about being grown up, to admire the grown up because it is grown up, to blush at the suspicion of being childish; these things are the marks of childhood and adolescence. And in childhood and adolescence they are, in moderation, healthy symptoms. Young things ought to want to grow. But to carry on into middle life or even into early manhood this concern about being adult is a mark of really arrested development. When I was ten, I read fairy tales in secret and would have been ashamed if I had been found doing so. Now that I am fifty I read them openly. When I became a man I put away childish things, including the fear of childishness and the desire to be very grown up.\" -- C.S. Lewis", ">\n\nAnd that's why I bought bio degradable glitter. I freaking love sparkles but the planet is important. There's also edible glitter that I plan on getting eventually.", ">\n\nIts fun. But you'll definitely spill some and find it everywhere for a few weeks. Not as bad as regular glitter tho. And your poop looks fancy for a day.\nBut: Biodegradable is a lie, usually. It's only biodegradable under VERY specific circumstances that are not met in a landfill or even most bio waste composting plants. Burning it works just fine :D", ">\n\nThis is popular as fuck", ">\n\nThe fact that glitter both exists and is used says otherwise.", ">\n\nI exist and am used, but I'm not popular.", ">\n\nBut are you biodegradable?", ">\n\nEverything except my bones.", ">\n\nGlitter is terrible. Now, sparkly stuff that doesn't bleed onto everything is okay and enjoyable. But glitter that leaks onto everything and never goes away is so bad", ">\n\nIm like a crow.. i need the shiny in my life", ">\n\nSAME", ">\n\nThe largest purchaser of glitter worldwide actively hides the fact that they are the largest purchaser of glitter worldwide", ">\n\nHow are you going to put me out there like that?", ">\n\nSorry De_Nilla the world has to know what you use all of it for", ">\n\nMy 6 year old could not disagree with this comment more strongly.", ">\n\nMy 4 year old too. \nShe dropped a tiny little tub of glitter on the floor (yay Christmas presents!) in the dining room and even after sweeping and hoovering the floor is SPARKLY!", ">\n\nyou could turn on a good old fashioned Kirby, leave it running in one spot for a century, pick it up and it will still sparkle under it", ">\n\nGlitter is a horrific abomination and if any type of plastic should be banned, it should be glitter.", ">\n\nI see your point. But it is oh so wonderful to send an enemy a glitter bomb.", ">\n\nPeople actually have enemies? And fantasize about vengeful antics?\nI really need to get out more", ">\n\nI would say this is the most popular opinion ever posted on this thread. NO ONE is coming out in support of glitter.", ">\n\ni support glitter 😂", ">\n\nDownvote this person into oblivion ☝️", ">\n\nThats a downvote for you! Glitter rules!", ">\n\nI hope you get it stuck in your hard to reach places!", ">\n\nAnd you have a life with no happy sparklies!", ">\n\nNGL, I don't even care about the whole micro plastics thing that much, I just hate the mess it leaves in general, seems the second a kid spills glitter in a house you're going to be finding little specs of glitter all around the place until the end of time. (or the building burns down, whatever is first) Even with effort to clean it up some always manages to remain. \nThink a good way of telling if a house was ever owned by a family with kids is just to have a good look at the gaps between floor boards, skirting and what not, any glitter and you know kids have likely been there.", ">\n\nI'm an artist who works with glitter and resin, and you're all absolutely correct. It's a plague, and I love it. Studio floors are gorgeous, but it gets places I haven't been, ever. It's in my boyfriends welding helmet, and that doesn't come home.", ">\n\nI have 3 daughters and especially when they were younger it seemed like there was glitter everywhere in our house. Well I get a call from my sister who was part angry part couldn't stop laughing. I had given her some leftover infant diapers we had, and she was at the doctors with her recently born son.\nDuring the check up she saw a strange look come over the Docs face, concerned she moved to see what was going on and was horrified to see her sons balls sparkling with glitter.\nGlitter is trash, and gets EVERYWHERE.", ">\n\nWe buy stupid vinyl records that are damage the first time you use them, instead of CDs. CD s are just music delivery system. People buy non stick pans, which are disposable, as opposed to a stainless steel pans which will out last your grandchildren. People buy expensive cell phones that you throw out when the battery is dead. I have five working computers, that they turned off the operating systems. They say people buy fast fashion. Hell, I can't but anything else. I can live with the glitter.", ">\n\nI had my MacBook for 10 years. Still worked perfectly. But I couldn’t update it anymore. Roughly 6 months later, none of the apps I was trying to run would work anymore. So I had to get a new one. I didn’t need a new one. It was annoying. I like my current MacBook but I’m annoyed that I even have to have it.", ">\n\nthis sub needs an update it's littered with popular opinions", ">\n\nThe things people will do for karma.\nAnd people admit knowing the rules and upvoting when they agree", ">\n\nBioglitter ftw", ">\n\nNo glitter, ftmfw", ">\n\nWhy do you hate fun", ">\n\nWhy do you choose to be the way you are?", ">\n\nGlitter is the middle of sequins\nEdit: get rid of both", ">\n\nI love glitter. They shine and shimmer", ">\n\ndid something concerning glitter happen to you recently lol? jusk askin", ">\n\nOP is probably another victim of the glitter boobytrap.", ">\n\ni’m a raver so reading these comments is just painful 😭😭😭😭", ">\n\nBuy the bio/eco-friendly glitter! I use it for music festivals and love it.", ">\n\ngood idea 😊😊😊", ">\n\nWhen I need to use glitter, I'm buying a biodegradable one. Problem solved", ">\n\nI think it's funny that every time I go to a music festival the people who say they love the planet the most are the first to throw glitter and chemical glow sticks like it's going out of style.", ">\n\nI go to music festivals and love face glitter, but I buy the bio/eco glitter that is made from algae. Not trying to be confrontational with you, just don't want you to think that everyone who loves to sparkle hates the environment.", ">\n\nI hate both", ">\n\nThis isn't an unpopular opinion....\nIDK if you've seen Good Mythical Morning, but they had glitter on the show ONCE and then instituted a serious, company-wide policy of banning glitter completely. Link still looks mad whenever the subject of glitter comes up.", ">\n\nPREACH", ">\n\nCheck your mailbox (there is a glitter bomb)", ">\n\nCards that play music are electronic waste", ">\n\nI agree. Easy downvote.", ">", ">\n\nlol is reddit supoosed to be an imageboard now? whats with the image replies", ">", ">\n\nThis is 10/10 not an upopular opinion. It’s is literally the herpes of the arts and crafts world. Nobody wants it, but of COURSE somebody has it, and they usually don’t tell you about it until it’s too late, and once you have it it’s impossible to get rid of.", ">\n\nThat's a great analogy. Even though I love glitter", ">\n\nI teach little children. I absolutely love glitter!", ">\n\nFantastic read for anyone interested. \nWhat Is Glitter? By Caity Weaver for The New York Times", ">\n\nBiodegradable glitter", ">\n\nbiggest sigh known to man", ">\n\nI don’t do much craft, but me and all the other performers I know are using biodegradable glitter products now.", ">\n\nDon’t get me started on edible glitter…", ">\n\nThis girl I'm talking to said \"give me your arm\" I was watching TV so I just obliged, she rubbed my whole arm with a brush that got loads of glitter on my skin. \"Now you sparkle like me\" was all I got when I asked why on earth I would want that.", ">\n\nGlitter is the STI of the arts and crafts world", ">\n\nOn what planet is this unpopular?", ">\n\nMercury, the surface temperature permanently fuses the glitter with everything it touches", ">\n\nI agree, but I use biodegradable glitter. I wish I could ditch it but I’m a rave girl, so that’s simply not an option…😏", ">\n\nSame goes for filling party balloons with helium. Literally taking a finite resource and filling a piece of trash with it.", ">\n\nI hope someone glitterbombs you", ">\n\nI hope someone glitter bombs me.", ">\n\nI like glitter. I'm man enough to say it", ">\n\nIs this Opposite Day in r/unpopularopinion? \nr/unpopularopinion glitter is the best, closely followed by sand.", ">\n\nIt is always opposite day here.\nAny actual unpopular opinions were banned a long time ago, try mentioning weight or race and chances are the mods will automatically ban it.", ">\n\nI despise glitter, it gets EVERYWHERE, and it sticks too. I just do my best to avoid it", ">\n\nI love the look of glitter. I love the biodegradable stuff but the price is insane and to buy craft is so cheap and easy. It's disappointing. I have a cup that's covered in glitter the best part is it sealed in and does shed everywhere.", ">\n\nI smell this opinion getting deleted from a mile away", ">\n\nCan we use glitter for scammers and people who steal packages?", ">\n\nI remember seeing videos of this man who made this box which used GPS and hidden cameras on all sides to catch porch pirates. When the person took the packaging off the box, an alarm sounded and it would throw up massive clouds of glitter.", ">\n\nYES! AND BALLOONS!! Enough with the balloon releases and glitter bombs!!", ">\n\nI would have to argue that balloons are worse than glitter. At least from an environmental, less-waste perspective.", ">\n\nBalloons are an eco nightmare and I wish we could ban them... But glitter sucks too.", ">\n\nGlitter is the herpes of the craft world. I would be happy to never see it again", ">\n\nThis post is just an I hate glitter circle jerk. We all hate glitter", ">\n\nMark Rober gets a pass.", ">\n\nIf your only argument is based on microplastics, you need to find a better one lol", ">\n\nDidn't even have to read the post. Every mom everywhere agrees with you", ">\n\nWe have 4 kids and respectfully disagree", ">\n\n✨ I absolutely love glitter and if I could I would sprinkle it everywhere I went. I think this world would be a better place if there was more glitter in random places. ✨", ">\n\nlike your liver?\nmmm microplastics in liver", ">\n\nYes, I do. But I'll take my chances. Something has to be the cause of our death. Imagine if we were so scared of anything that may kill us, that we avoided doing anything. That's not living. If I die of glitter, I'll be okay with that.", ">\n\nI'm also ok with you dieing from glitter; myself, not so much.", ">\n\nBut I'm okay with you dieing from glitter.", ">\n\nHoly shit yes. \nFuck glitter. Shit should be flat out illegal!", ">\n\nI absolutely hate glitter on anything, crafting, makeup, clothes. The shit is ugly as f", ">\n\ni like glitter", ">", ">\n\nSomeone needs to invent biodegradable glitter ASAP", ">\n\nIt has existed for years now...", ">\n\nBut glitter tastes so good", ">\n\nYou mean with lipstick right? RIGHT??", ">\n\nMhmm sure! Yeah with lipstick, not...just plain glitter, totally!", ">\n\nGlitter is probably the worst thing to happen at the university I attended, because grad pics needed glitter and god forbid you clean up after your shoot.", ">\n\nPopular opinion!", ">\n\nnot only aesthetically lame but terrible for literally everyone and the environment", ">\n\nDoesnt even look good tbh", ">\n\nbiodegradable glitter is great! Balloons need to go if you are getting rid of glitter.", ">\n\nGot a bunch on me at Christmas from gift bags", ">\n\nBut how else would women figure out their husbands were at a strip club?" ]

[ "Glitter is the herpes of the crafting world", ">\n\nMy sister used to say this, she actually mailed our aunt a joke card filled with glitter designed to gently explode upon opening. When our aunt called our house, my sister just told her she gave her “glitter herpes” to remember her by. Six years latter, our aunt still finds little shiny specs on her couch and shag carpeting.", ">\n\nI'm so sorry to hear about your sister. I assume your aunt murdered her?", ">\n\nI'm sorry to hear Marcus's auntie still keeps shag carpeting. So much the worse for the glitter too.", ">\n\nYou got that wrong, Marcus's auntie keeps shagging carpets", ">\n\nMunch munch munch", ">\n\nDrove Uber, woman dropped a handful of glitter in the back seats, pissed I wouldn’t make a pit stop I guess. Didn’t notice, quick pick up of two nicely dressed women all in black on the way to a church service for their elderly mom. They noticed after sitting down in it. Still took the ride. I wanted to die seeing their black sparkly butts go up the church walk. Screw glitter and all who use it.", ">\n\nI'm not a huge fan of glitter, but biodegradable glitter does exist and is common. I think non-biodegradable glitter should stop being used though.", ">\n\nIt still gets EVERYWHERE", ">\n\nI don’t like sand", ">\n\nIt's coarse and rough and irritating", ">\n\nNot like here. Here everything is soft, and smooth.", ">\n\nRepeat after me kids:\nGLITTER IS LITTER", ">\n\nG-litter\nGlorious litter \nIt's pretty\nIt's still litter.", ">\n\n\"pretty to look at\" is as good as glitter gets", ">\n\nOf course. No one told you to eat it", ">\n\nA lot of times it contains heavy metals too", ">\n\nNo wonder those bands in the 80s used to use a lot of it", ">\n\nGlitter is the herpes of the rock world.", ">\n\nI think herpes was still the herpes of the rock world back then... poor Pam.", ">\n\nGlitter is not allowed in my house \nI allowed it once and still can find traces of it to this day....", ">\n\nI had a phone case with glitter. The thing busted months ago and I'm STILL finding traces of it", ">\n\nI will assault anyone who thinks it’s funny to give me a glitter bomb as a joke gift", ">\n\nGlitter bombs are only acceptable for cheating exes", ">\n\nAnd porch pirates", ">\n\nI saw a prank video about that on YouTube", ">\n\nYeah Mark Rober did it for 5 years, pretty epic prank", ">\n\nAs someone who just wore an all glitter dress I got for Christmas to an out of state function, I hate glitter. I burned the dress after I got home. Literally everywhere I went I left a trail of glitter and I felt like the biggest asshole on the planet. I went to go potty and the stall looked like someone murdered a glitter pixie. I don't think this is unpopular.", ">\n\nPotty? Grow up", ">\n\n/r/gatekeeping", ">\n\nPerhaps the most banal version of it.", ">\n\n\"Critics who treat 'adult' as a term of approval, instead of as a merely descriptive term, cannot be adult themselves. To be concerned about being grown up, to admire the grown up because it is grown up, to blush at the suspicion of being childish; these things are the marks of childhood and adolescence. And in childhood and adolescence they are, in moderation, healthy symptoms. Young things ought to want to grow. But to carry on into middle life or even into early manhood this concern about being adult is a mark of really arrested development. When I was ten, I read fairy tales in secret and would have been ashamed if I had been found doing so. Now that I am fifty I read them openly. When I became a man I put away childish things, including the fear of childishness and the desire to be very grown up.\" -- C.S. Lewis", ">\n\nAnd that's why I bought bio degradable glitter. I freaking love sparkles but the planet is important. There's also edible glitter that I plan on getting eventually.", ">\n\nIts fun. But you'll definitely spill some and find it everywhere for a few weeks. Not as bad as regular glitter tho. And your poop looks fancy for a day.\nBut: Biodegradable is a lie, usually. It's only biodegradable under VERY specific circumstances that are not met in a landfill or even most bio waste composting plants. Burning it works just fine :D", ">\n\nThis is popular as fuck", ">\n\nThe fact that glitter both exists and is used says otherwise.", ">\n\nI exist and am used, but I'm not popular.", ">\n\nBut are you biodegradable?", ">\n\nEverything except my bones.", ">\n\nGlitter is terrible. Now, sparkly stuff that doesn't bleed onto everything is okay and enjoyable. But glitter that leaks onto everything and never goes away is so bad", ">\n\nIm like a crow.. i need the shiny in my life", ">\n\nSAME", ">\n\nThe largest purchaser of glitter worldwide actively hides the fact that they are the largest purchaser of glitter worldwide", ">\n\nHow are you going to put me out there like that?", ">\n\nSorry De_Nilla the world has to know what you use all of it for", ">\n\nMy 6 year old could not disagree with this comment more strongly.", ">\n\nMy 4 year old too. \nShe dropped a tiny little tub of glitter on the floor (yay Christmas presents!) in the dining room and even after sweeping and hoovering the floor is SPARKLY!", ">\n\nyou could turn on a good old fashioned Kirby, leave it running in one spot for a century, pick it up and it will still sparkle under it", ">\n\nGlitter is a horrific abomination and if any type of plastic should be banned, it should be glitter.", ">\n\nI see your point. But it is oh so wonderful to send an enemy a glitter bomb.", ">\n\nPeople actually have enemies? And fantasize about vengeful antics?\nI really need to get out more", ">\n\nI would say this is the most popular opinion ever posted on this thread. NO ONE is coming out in support of glitter.", ">\n\ni support glitter 😂", ">\n\nDownvote this person into oblivion ☝️", ">\n\nThats a downvote for you! Glitter rules!", ">\n\nI hope you get it stuck in your hard to reach places!", ">\n\nAnd you have a life with no happy sparklies!", ">\n\nNGL, I don't even care about the whole micro plastics thing that much, I just hate the mess it leaves in general, seems the second a kid spills glitter in a house you're going to be finding little specs of glitter all around the place until the end of time. (or the building burns down, whatever is first) Even with effort to clean it up some always manages to remain. \nThink a good way of telling if a house was ever owned by a family with kids is just to have a good look at the gaps between floor boards, skirting and what not, any glitter and you know kids have likely been there.", ">\n\nI'm an artist who works with glitter and resin, and you're all absolutely correct. It's a plague, and I love it. Studio floors are gorgeous, but it gets places I haven't been, ever. It's in my boyfriends welding helmet, and that doesn't come home.", ">\n\nI have 3 daughters and especially when they were younger it seemed like there was glitter everywhere in our house. Well I get a call from my sister who was part angry part couldn't stop laughing. I had given her some leftover infant diapers we had, and she was at the doctors with her recently born son.\nDuring the check up she saw a strange look come over the Docs face, concerned she moved to see what was going on and was horrified to see her sons balls sparkling with glitter.\nGlitter is trash, and gets EVERYWHERE.", ">\n\nWe buy stupid vinyl records that are damage the first time you use them, instead of CDs. CD s are just music delivery system. People buy non stick pans, which are disposable, as opposed to a stainless steel pans which will out last your grandchildren. People buy expensive cell phones that you throw out when the battery is dead. I have five working computers, that they turned off the operating systems. They say people buy fast fashion. Hell, I can't but anything else. I can live with the glitter.", ">\n\nI had my MacBook for 10 years. Still worked perfectly. But I couldn’t update it anymore. Roughly 6 months later, none of the apps I was trying to run would work anymore. So I had to get a new one. I didn’t need a new one. It was annoying. I like my current MacBook but I’m annoyed that I even have to have it.", ">\n\nthis sub needs an update it's littered with popular opinions", ">\n\nThe things people will do for karma.\nAnd people admit knowing the rules and upvoting when they agree", ">\n\nBioglitter ftw", ">\n\nNo glitter, ftmfw", ">\n\nWhy do you hate fun", ">\n\nWhy do you choose to be the way you are?", ">\n\nGlitter is the middle of sequins\nEdit: get rid of both", ">\n\nI love glitter. They shine and shimmer", ">\n\ndid something concerning glitter happen to you recently lol? jusk askin", ">\n\nOP is probably another victim of the glitter boobytrap.", ">\n\ni’m a raver so reading these comments is just painful 😭😭😭😭", ">\n\nBuy the bio/eco-friendly glitter! I use it for music festivals and love it.", ">\n\ngood idea 😊😊😊", ">\n\nWhen I need to use glitter, I'm buying a biodegradable one. Problem solved", ">\n\nI think it's funny that every time I go to a music festival the people who say they love the planet the most are the first to throw glitter and chemical glow sticks like it's going out of style.", ">\n\nI go to music festivals and love face glitter, but I buy the bio/eco glitter that is made from algae. Not trying to be confrontational with you, just don't want you to think that everyone who loves to sparkle hates the environment.", ">\n\nI hate both", ">\n\nThis isn't an unpopular opinion....\nIDK if you've seen Good Mythical Morning, but they had glitter on the show ONCE and then instituted a serious, company-wide policy of banning glitter completely. Link still looks mad whenever the subject of glitter comes up.", ">\n\nPREACH", ">\n\nCheck your mailbox (there is a glitter bomb)", ">\n\nCards that play music are electronic waste", ">\n\nI agree. Easy downvote.", ">", ">\n\nlol is reddit supoosed to be an imageboard now? whats with the image replies", ">", ">\n\nThis is 10/10 not an upopular opinion. It’s is literally the herpes of the arts and crafts world. Nobody wants it, but of COURSE somebody has it, and they usually don’t tell you about it until it’s too late, and once you have it it’s impossible to get rid of.", ">\n\nThat's a great analogy. Even though I love glitter", ">\n\nI teach little children. I absolutely love glitter!", ">\n\nFantastic read for anyone interested. \nWhat Is Glitter? By Caity Weaver for The New York Times", ">\n\nBiodegradable glitter", ">\n\nbiggest sigh known to man", ">\n\nI don’t do much craft, but me and all the other performers I know are using biodegradable glitter products now.", ">\n\nDon’t get me started on edible glitter…", ">\n\nThis girl I'm talking to said \"give me your arm\" I was watching TV so I just obliged, she rubbed my whole arm with a brush that got loads of glitter on my skin. \"Now you sparkle like me\" was all I got when I asked why on earth I would want that.", ">\n\nGlitter is the STI of the arts and crafts world", ">\n\nOn what planet is this unpopular?", ">\n\nMercury, the surface temperature permanently fuses the glitter with everything it touches", ">\n\nI agree, but I use biodegradable glitter. I wish I could ditch it but I’m a rave girl, so that’s simply not an option…😏", ">\n\nSame goes for filling party balloons with helium. Literally taking a finite resource and filling a piece of trash with it.", ">\n\nI hope someone glitterbombs you", ">\n\nI hope someone glitter bombs me.", ">\n\nI like glitter. I'm man enough to say it", ">\n\nIs this Opposite Day in r/unpopularopinion? \nr/unpopularopinion glitter is the best, closely followed by sand.", ">\n\nIt is always opposite day here.\nAny actual unpopular opinions were banned a long time ago, try mentioning weight or race and chances are the mods will automatically ban it.", ">\n\nI despise glitter, it gets EVERYWHERE, and it sticks too. I just do my best to avoid it", ">\n\nI love the look of glitter. I love the biodegradable stuff but the price is insane and to buy craft is so cheap and easy. It's disappointing. I have a cup that's covered in glitter the best part is it sealed in and does shed everywhere.", ">\n\nI smell this opinion getting deleted from a mile away", ">\n\nCan we use glitter for scammers and people who steal packages?", ">\n\nI remember seeing videos of this man who made this box which used GPS and hidden cameras on all sides to catch porch pirates. When the person took the packaging off the box, an alarm sounded and it would throw up massive clouds of glitter.", ">\n\nYES! AND BALLOONS!! Enough with the balloon releases and glitter bombs!!", ">\n\nI would have to argue that balloons are worse than glitter. At least from an environmental, less-waste perspective.", ">\n\nBalloons are an eco nightmare and I wish we could ban them... But glitter sucks too.", ">\n\nGlitter is the herpes of the craft world. I would be happy to never see it again", ">\n\nThis post is just an I hate glitter circle jerk. We all hate glitter", ">\n\nMark Rober gets a pass.", ">\n\nIf your only argument is based on microplastics, you need to find a better one lol", ">\n\nDidn't even have to read the post. Every mom everywhere agrees with you", ">\n\nWe have 4 kids and respectfully disagree", ">\n\n✨ I absolutely love glitter and if I could I would sprinkle it everywhere I went. I think this world would be a better place if there was more glitter in random places. ✨", ">\n\nlike your liver?\nmmm microplastics in liver", ">\n\nYes, I do. But I'll take my chances. Something has to be the cause of our death. Imagine if we were so scared of anything that may kill us, that we avoided doing anything. That's not living. If I die of glitter, I'll be okay with that.", ">\n\nI'm also ok with you dieing from glitter; myself, not so much.", ">\n\nBut I'm okay with you dieing from glitter.", ">\n\nHoly shit yes. \nFuck glitter. Shit should be flat out illegal!", ">\n\nI absolutely hate glitter on anything, crafting, makeup, clothes. The shit is ugly as f", ">\n\ni like glitter", ">", ">\n\nSomeone needs to invent biodegradable glitter ASAP", ">\n\nIt has existed for years now...", ">\n\nBut glitter tastes so good", ">\n\nYou mean with lipstick right? RIGHT??", ">\n\nMhmm sure! Yeah with lipstick, not...just plain glitter, totally!", ">\n\nGlitter is probably the worst thing to happen at the university I attended, because grad pics needed glitter and god forbid you clean up after your shoot.", ">\n\nPopular opinion!", ">\n\nnot only aesthetically lame but terrible for literally everyone and the environment", ">\n\nDoesnt even look good tbh", ">\n\nbiodegradable glitter is great! Balloons need to go if you are getting rid of glitter.", ">\n\nGot a bunch on me at Christmas from gift bags", ">\n\nBut how else would women figure out their husbands were at a strip club?", ">\n\nWho ever inventer and created glitter better die. Or is dead but yet glitter isnt yet. Fk" ]

[ "Glitter is the herpes of the crafting world", ">\n\nMy sister used to say this, she actually mailed our aunt a joke card filled with glitter designed to gently explode upon opening. When our aunt called our house, my sister just told her she gave her “glitter herpes” to remember her by. Six years latter, our aunt still finds little shiny specs on her couch and shag carpeting.", ">\n\nI'm so sorry to hear about your sister. I assume your aunt murdered her?", ">\n\nI'm sorry to hear Marcus's auntie still keeps shag carpeting. So much the worse for the glitter too.", ">\n\nYou got that wrong, Marcus's auntie keeps shagging carpets", ">\n\nMunch munch munch", ">\n\nDrove Uber, woman dropped a handful of glitter in the back seats, pissed I wouldn’t make a pit stop I guess. Didn’t notice, quick pick up of two nicely dressed women all in black on the way to a church service for their elderly mom. They noticed after sitting down in it. Still took the ride. I wanted to die seeing their black sparkly butts go up the church walk. Screw glitter and all who use it.", ">\n\nI'm not a huge fan of glitter, but biodegradable glitter does exist and is common. I think non-biodegradable glitter should stop being used though.", ">\n\nIt still gets EVERYWHERE", ">\n\nI don’t like sand", ">\n\nIt's coarse and rough and irritating", ">\n\nNot like here. Here everything is soft, and smooth.", ">\n\nRepeat after me kids:\nGLITTER IS LITTER", ">\n\nG-litter\nGlorious litter \nIt's pretty\nIt's still litter.", ">\n\n\"pretty to look at\" is as good as glitter gets", ">\n\nOf course. No one told you to eat it", ">\n\nA lot of times it contains heavy metals too", ">\n\nNo wonder those bands in the 80s used to use a lot of it", ">\n\nGlitter is the herpes of the rock world.", ">\n\nI think herpes was still the herpes of the rock world back then... poor Pam.", ">\n\nGlitter is not allowed in my house \nI allowed it once and still can find traces of it to this day....", ">\n\nI had a phone case with glitter. The thing busted months ago and I'm STILL finding traces of it", ">\n\nI will assault anyone who thinks it’s funny to give me a glitter bomb as a joke gift", ">\n\nGlitter bombs are only acceptable for cheating exes", ">\n\nAnd porch pirates", ">\n\nI saw a prank video about that on YouTube", ">\n\nYeah Mark Rober did it for 5 years, pretty epic prank", ">\n\nAs someone who just wore an all glitter dress I got for Christmas to an out of state function, I hate glitter. I burned the dress after I got home. Literally everywhere I went I left a trail of glitter and I felt like the biggest asshole on the planet. I went to go potty and the stall looked like someone murdered a glitter pixie. I don't think this is unpopular.", ">\n\nPotty? Grow up", ">\n\n/r/gatekeeping", ">\n\nPerhaps the most banal version of it.", ">\n\n\"Critics who treat 'adult' as a term of approval, instead of as a merely descriptive term, cannot be adult themselves. To be concerned about being grown up, to admire the grown up because it is grown up, to blush at the suspicion of being childish; these things are the marks of childhood and adolescence. And in childhood and adolescence they are, in moderation, healthy symptoms. Young things ought to want to grow. But to carry on into middle life or even into early manhood this concern about being adult is a mark of really arrested development. When I was ten, I read fairy tales in secret and would have been ashamed if I had been found doing so. Now that I am fifty I read them openly. When I became a man I put away childish things, including the fear of childishness and the desire to be very grown up.\" -- C.S. Lewis", ">\n\nAnd that's why I bought bio degradable glitter. I freaking love sparkles but the planet is important. There's also edible glitter that I plan on getting eventually.", ">\n\nIts fun. But you'll definitely spill some and find it everywhere for a few weeks. Not as bad as regular glitter tho. And your poop looks fancy for a day.\nBut: Biodegradable is a lie, usually. It's only biodegradable under VERY specific circumstances that are not met in a landfill or even most bio waste composting plants. Burning it works just fine :D", ">\n\nThis is popular as fuck", ">\n\nThe fact that glitter both exists and is used says otherwise.", ">\n\nI exist and am used, but I'm not popular.", ">\n\nBut are you biodegradable?", ">\n\nEverything except my bones.", ">\n\nGlitter is terrible. Now, sparkly stuff that doesn't bleed onto everything is okay and enjoyable. But glitter that leaks onto everything and never goes away is so bad", ">\n\nIm like a crow.. i need the shiny in my life", ">\n\nSAME", ">\n\nThe largest purchaser of glitter worldwide actively hides the fact that they are the largest purchaser of glitter worldwide", ">\n\nHow are you going to put me out there like that?", ">\n\nSorry De_Nilla the world has to know what you use all of it for", ">\n\nMy 6 year old could not disagree with this comment more strongly.", ">\n\nMy 4 year old too. \nShe dropped a tiny little tub of glitter on the floor (yay Christmas presents!) in the dining room and even after sweeping and hoovering the floor is SPARKLY!", ">\n\nyou could turn on a good old fashioned Kirby, leave it running in one spot for a century, pick it up and it will still sparkle under it", ">\n\nGlitter is a horrific abomination and if any type of plastic should be banned, it should be glitter.", ">\n\nI see your point. But it is oh so wonderful to send an enemy a glitter bomb.", ">\n\nPeople actually have enemies? And fantasize about vengeful antics?\nI really need to get out more", ">\n\nI would say this is the most popular opinion ever posted on this thread. NO ONE is coming out in support of glitter.", ">\n\ni support glitter 😂", ">\n\nDownvote this person into oblivion ☝️", ">\n\nThats a downvote for you! Glitter rules!", ">\n\nI hope you get it stuck in your hard to reach places!", ">\n\nAnd you have a life with no happy sparklies!", ">\n\nNGL, I don't even care about the whole micro plastics thing that much, I just hate the mess it leaves in general, seems the second a kid spills glitter in a house you're going to be finding little specs of glitter all around the place until the end of time. (or the building burns down, whatever is first) Even with effort to clean it up some always manages to remain. \nThink a good way of telling if a house was ever owned by a family with kids is just to have a good look at the gaps between floor boards, skirting and what not, any glitter and you know kids have likely been there.", ">\n\nI'm an artist who works with glitter and resin, and you're all absolutely correct. It's a plague, and I love it. Studio floors are gorgeous, but it gets places I haven't been, ever. It's in my boyfriends welding helmet, and that doesn't come home.", ">\n\nI have 3 daughters and especially when they were younger it seemed like there was glitter everywhere in our house. Well I get a call from my sister who was part angry part couldn't stop laughing. I had given her some leftover infant diapers we had, and she was at the doctors with her recently born son.\nDuring the check up she saw a strange look come over the Docs face, concerned she moved to see what was going on and was horrified to see her sons balls sparkling with glitter.\nGlitter is trash, and gets EVERYWHERE.", ">\n\nWe buy stupid vinyl records that are damage the first time you use them, instead of CDs. CD s are just music delivery system. People buy non stick pans, which are disposable, as opposed to a stainless steel pans which will out last your grandchildren. People buy expensive cell phones that you throw out when the battery is dead. I have five working computers, that they turned off the operating systems. They say people buy fast fashion. Hell, I can't but anything else. I can live with the glitter.", ">\n\nI had my MacBook for 10 years. Still worked perfectly. But I couldn’t update it anymore. Roughly 6 months later, none of the apps I was trying to run would work anymore. So I had to get a new one. I didn’t need a new one. It was annoying. I like my current MacBook but I’m annoyed that I even have to have it.", ">\n\nthis sub needs an update it's littered with popular opinions", ">\n\nThe things people will do for karma.\nAnd people admit knowing the rules and upvoting when they agree", ">\n\nBioglitter ftw", ">\n\nNo glitter, ftmfw", ">\n\nWhy do you hate fun", ">\n\nWhy do you choose to be the way you are?", ">\n\nGlitter is the middle of sequins\nEdit: get rid of both", ">\n\nI love glitter. They shine and shimmer", ">\n\ndid something concerning glitter happen to you recently lol? jusk askin", ">\n\nOP is probably another victim of the glitter boobytrap.", ">\n\ni’m a raver so reading these comments is just painful 😭😭😭😭", ">\n\nBuy the bio/eco-friendly glitter! I use it for music festivals and love it.", ">\n\ngood idea 😊😊😊", ">\n\nWhen I need to use glitter, I'm buying a biodegradable one. Problem solved", ">\n\nI think it's funny that every time I go to a music festival the people who say they love the planet the most are the first to throw glitter and chemical glow sticks like it's going out of style.", ">\n\nI go to music festivals and love face glitter, but I buy the bio/eco glitter that is made from algae. Not trying to be confrontational with you, just don't want you to think that everyone who loves to sparkle hates the environment.", ">\n\nI hate both", ">\n\nThis isn't an unpopular opinion....\nIDK if you've seen Good Mythical Morning, but they had glitter on the show ONCE and then instituted a serious, company-wide policy of banning glitter completely. Link still looks mad whenever the subject of glitter comes up.", ">\n\nPREACH", ">\n\nCheck your mailbox (there is a glitter bomb)", ">\n\nCards that play music are electronic waste", ">\n\nI agree. Easy downvote.", ">", ">\n\nlol is reddit supoosed to be an imageboard now? whats with the image replies", ">", ">\n\nThis is 10/10 not an upopular opinion. It’s is literally the herpes of the arts and crafts world. Nobody wants it, but of COURSE somebody has it, and they usually don’t tell you about it until it’s too late, and once you have it it’s impossible to get rid of.", ">\n\nThat's a great analogy. Even though I love glitter", ">\n\nI teach little children. I absolutely love glitter!", ">\n\nFantastic read for anyone interested. \nWhat Is Glitter? By Caity Weaver for The New York Times", ">\n\nBiodegradable glitter", ">\n\nbiggest sigh known to man", ">\n\nI don’t do much craft, but me and all the other performers I know are using biodegradable glitter products now.", ">\n\nDon’t get me started on edible glitter…", ">\n\nThis girl I'm talking to said \"give me your arm\" I was watching TV so I just obliged, she rubbed my whole arm with a brush that got loads of glitter on my skin. \"Now you sparkle like me\" was all I got when I asked why on earth I would want that.", ">\n\nGlitter is the STI of the arts and crafts world", ">\n\nOn what planet is this unpopular?", ">\n\nMercury, the surface temperature permanently fuses the glitter with everything it touches", ">\n\nI agree, but I use biodegradable glitter. I wish I could ditch it but I’m a rave girl, so that’s simply not an option…😏", ">\n\nSame goes for filling party balloons with helium. Literally taking a finite resource and filling a piece of trash with it.", ">\n\nI hope someone glitterbombs you", ">\n\nI hope someone glitter bombs me.", ">\n\nI like glitter. I'm man enough to say it", ">\n\nIs this Opposite Day in r/unpopularopinion? \nr/unpopularopinion glitter is the best, closely followed by sand.", ">\n\nIt is always opposite day here.\nAny actual unpopular opinions were banned a long time ago, try mentioning weight or race and chances are the mods will automatically ban it.", ">\n\nI despise glitter, it gets EVERYWHERE, and it sticks too. I just do my best to avoid it", ">\n\nI love the look of glitter. I love the biodegradable stuff but the price is insane and to buy craft is so cheap and easy. It's disappointing. I have a cup that's covered in glitter the best part is it sealed in and does shed everywhere.", ">\n\nI smell this opinion getting deleted from a mile away", ">\n\nCan we use glitter for scammers and people who steal packages?", ">\n\nI remember seeing videos of this man who made this box which used GPS and hidden cameras on all sides to catch porch pirates. When the person took the packaging off the box, an alarm sounded and it would throw up massive clouds of glitter.", ">\n\nYES! AND BALLOONS!! Enough with the balloon releases and glitter bombs!!", ">\n\nI would have to argue that balloons are worse than glitter. At least from an environmental, less-waste perspective.", ">\n\nBalloons are an eco nightmare and I wish we could ban them... But glitter sucks too.", ">\n\nGlitter is the herpes of the craft world. I would be happy to never see it again", ">\n\nThis post is just an I hate glitter circle jerk. We all hate glitter", ">\n\nMark Rober gets a pass.", ">\n\nIf your only argument is based on microplastics, you need to find a better one lol", ">\n\nDidn't even have to read the post. Every mom everywhere agrees with you", ">\n\nWe have 4 kids and respectfully disagree", ">\n\n✨ I absolutely love glitter and if I could I would sprinkle it everywhere I went. I think this world would be a better place if there was more glitter in random places. ✨", ">\n\nlike your liver?\nmmm microplastics in liver", ">\n\nYes, I do. But I'll take my chances. Something has to be the cause of our death. Imagine if we were so scared of anything that may kill us, that we avoided doing anything. That's not living. If I die of glitter, I'll be okay with that.", ">\n\nI'm also ok with you dieing from glitter; myself, not so much.", ">\n\nBut I'm okay with you dieing from glitter.", ">\n\nHoly shit yes. \nFuck glitter. Shit should be flat out illegal!", ">\n\nI absolutely hate glitter on anything, crafting, makeup, clothes. The shit is ugly as f", ">\n\ni like glitter", ">", ">\n\nSomeone needs to invent biodegradable glitter ASAP", ">\n\nIt has existed for years now...", ">\n\nBut glitter tastes so good", ">\n\nYou mean with lipstick right? RIGHT??", ">\n\nMhmm sure! Yeah with lipstick, not...just plain glitter, totally!", ">\n\nGlitter is probably the worst thing to happen at the university I attended, because grad pics needed glitter and god forbid you clean up after your shoot.", ">\n\nPopular opinion!", ">\n\nnot only aesthetically lame but terrible for literally everyone and the environment", ">\n\nDoesnt even look good tbh", ">\n\nbiodegradable glitter is great! Balloons need to go if you are getting rid of glitter.", ">\n\nGot a bunch on me at Christmas from gift bags", ">\n\nBut how else would women figure out their husbands were at a strip club?", ">\n\nWho ever inventer and created glitter better die. Or is dead but yet glitter isnt yet. Fk", ">\n\nIt’s so pretty tho…" ]

[ "Glitter is the herpes of the crafting world", ">\n\nMy sister used to say this, she actually mailed our aunt a joke card filled with glitter designed to gently explode upon opening. When our aunt called our house, my sister just told her she gave her “glitter herpes” to remember her by. Six years latter, our aunt still finds little shiny specs on her couch and shag carpeting.", ">\n\nI'm so sorry to hear about your sister. I assume your aunt murdered her?", ">\n\nI'm sorry to hear Marcus's auntie still keeps shag carpeting. So much the worse for the glitter too.", ">\n\nYou got that wrong, Marcus's auntie keeps shagging carpets", ">\n\nMunch munch munch", ">\n\nDrove Uber, woman dropped a handful of glitter in the back seats, pissed I wouldn’t make a pit stop I guess. Didn’t notice, quick pick up of two nicely dressed women all in black on the way to a church service for their elderly mom. They noticed after sitting down in it. Still took the ride. I wanted to die seeing their black sparkly butts go up the church walk. Screw glitter and all who use it.", ">\n\nI'm not a huge fan of glitter, but biodegradable glitter does exist and is common. I think non-biodegradable glitter should stop being used though.", ">\n\nIt still gets EVERYWHERE", ">\n\nI don’t like sand", ">\n\nIt's coarse and rough and irritating", ">\n\nNot like here. Here everything is soft, and smooth.", ">\n\nRepeat after me kids:\nGLITTER IS LITTER", ">\n\nG-litter\nGlorious litter \nIt's pretty\nIt's still litter.", ">\n\n\"pretty to look at\" is as good as glitter gets", ">\n\nOf course. No one told you to eat it", ">\n\nA lot of times it contains heavy metals too", ">\n\nNo wonder those bands in the 80s used to use a lot of it", ">\n\nGlitter is the herpes of the rock world.", ">\n\nI think herpes was still the herpes of the rock world back then... poor Pam.", ">\n\nGlitter is not allowed in my house \nI allowed it once and still can find traces of it to this day....", ">\n\nI had a phone case with glitter. The thing busted months ago and I'm STILL finding traces of it", ">\n\nI will assault anyone who thinks it’s funny to give me a glitter bomb as a joke gift", ">\n\nGlitter bombs are only acceptable for cheating exes", ">\n\nAnd porch pirates", ">\n\nI saw a prank video about that on YouTube", ">\n\nYeah Mark Rober did it for 5 years, pretty epic prank", ">\n\nAs someone who just wore an all glitter dress I got for Christmas to an out of state function, I hate glitter. I burned the dress after I got home. Literally everywhere I went I left a trail of glitter and I felt like the biggest asshole on the planet. I went to go potty and the stall looked like someone murdered a glitter pixie. I don't think this is unpopular.", ">\n\nPotty? Grow up", ">\n\n/r/gatekeeping", ">\n\nPerhaps the most banal version of it.", ">\n\n\"Critics who treat 'adult' as a term of approval, instead of as a merely descriptive term, cannot be adult themselves. To be concerned about being grown up, to admire the grown up because it is grown up, to blush at the suspicion of being childish; these things are the marks of childhood and adolescence. And in childhood and adolescence they are, in moderation, healthy symptoms. Young things ought to want to grow. But to carry on into middle life or even into early manhood this concern about being adult is a mark of really arrested development. When I was ten, I read fairy tales in secret and would have been ashamed if I had been found doing so. Now that I am fifty I read them openly. When I became a man I put away childish things, including the fear of childishness and the desire to be very grown up.\" -- C.S. Lewis", ">\n\nAnd that's why I bought bio degradable glitter. I freaking love sparkles but the planet is important. There's also edible glitter that I plan on getting eventually.", ">\n\nIts fun. But you'll definitely spill some and find it everywhere for a few weeks. Not as bad as regular glitter tho. And your poop looks fancy for a day.\nBut: Biodegradable is a lie, usually. It's only biodegradable under VERY specific circumstances that are not met in a landfill or even most bio waste composting plants. Burning it works just fine :D", ">\n\nThis is popular as fuck", ">\n\nThe fact that glitter both exists and is used says otherwise.", ">\n\nI exist and am used, but I'm not popular.", ">\n\nBut are you biodegradable?", ">\n\nEverything except my bones.", ">\n\nGlitter is terrible. Now, sparkly stuff that doesn't bleed onto everything is okay and enjoyable. But glitter that leaks onto everything and never goes away is so bad", ">\n\nIm like a crow.. i need the shiny in my life", ">\n\nSAME", ">\n\nThe largest purchaser of glitter worldwide actively hides the fact that they are the largest purchaser of glitter worldwide", ">\n\nHow are you going to put me out there like that?", ">\n\nSorry De_Nilla the world has to know what you use all of it for", ">\n\nMy 6 year old could not disagree with this comment more strongly.", ">\n\nMy 4 year old too. \nShe dropped a tiny little tub of glitter on the floor (yay Christmas presents!) in the dining room and even after sweeping and hoovering the floor is SPARKLY!", ">\n\nyou could turn on a good old fashioned Kirby, leave it running in one spot for a century, pick it up and it will still sparkle under it", ">\n\nGlitter is a horrific abomination and if any type of plastic should be banned, it should be glitter.", ">\n\nI see your point. But it is oh so wonderful to send an enemy a glitter bomb.", ">\n\nPeople actually have enemies? And fantasize about vengeful antics?\nI really need to get out more", ">\n\nI would say this is the most popular opinion ever posted on this thread. NO ONE is coming out in support of glitter.", ">\n\ni support glitter 😂", ">\n\nDownvote this person into oblivion ☝️", ">\n\nThats a downvote for you! Glitter rules!", ">\n\nI hope you get it stuck in your hard to reach places!", ">\n\nAnd you have a life with no happy sparklies!", ">\n\nNGL, I don't even care about the whole micro plastics thing that much, I just hate the mess it leaves in general, seems the second a kid spills glitter in a house you're going to be finding little specs of glitter all around the place until the end of time. (or the building burns down, whatever is first) Even with effort to clean it up some always manages to remain. \nThink a good way of telling if a house was ever owned by a family with kids is just to have a good look at the gaps between floor boards, skirting and what not, any glitter and you know kids have likely been there.", ">\n\nI'm an artist who works with glitter and resin, and you're all absolutely correct. It's a plague, and I love it. Studio floors are gorgeous, but it gets places I haven't been, ever. It's in my boyfriends welding helmet, and that doesn't come home.", ">\n\nI have 3 daughters and especially when they were younger it seemed like there was glitter everywhere in our house. Well I get a call from my sister who was part angry part couldn't stop laughing. I had given her some leftover infant diapers we had, and she was at the doctors with her recently born son.\nDuring the check up she saw a strange look come over the Docs face, concerned she moved to see what was going on and was horrified to see her sons balls sparkling with glitter.\nGlitter is trash, and gets EVERYWHERE.", ">\n\nWe buy stupid vinyl records that are damage the first time you use them, instead of CDs. CD s are just music delivery system. People buy non stick pans, which are disposable, as opposed to a stainless steel pans which will out last your grandchildren. People buy expensive cell phones that you throw out when the battery is dead. I have five working computers, that they turned off the operating systems. They say people buy fast fashion. Hell, I can't but anything else. I can live with the glitter.", ">\n\nI had my MacBook for 10 years. Still worked perfectly. But I couldn’t update it anymore. Roughly 6 months later, none of the apps I was trying to run would work anymore. So I had to get a new one. I didn’t need a new one. It was annoying. I like my current MacBook but I’m annoyed that I even have to have it.", ">\n\nthis sub needs an update it's littered with popular opinions", ">\n\nThe things people will do for karma.\nAnd people admit knowing the rules and upvoting when they agree", ">\n\nBioglitter ftw", ">\n\nNo glitter, ftmfw", ">\n\nWhy do you hate fun", ">\n\nWhy do you choose to be the way you are?", ">\n\nGlitter is the middle of sequins\nEdit: get rid of both", ">\n\nI love glitter. They shine and shimmer", ">\n\ndid something concerning glitter happen to you recently lol? jusk askin", ">\n\nOP is probably another victim of the glitter boobytrap.", ">\n\ni’m a raver so reading these comments is just painful 😭😭😭😭", ">\n\nBuy the bio/eco-friendly glitter! I use it for music festivals and love it.", ">\n\ngood idea 😊😊😊", ">\n\nWhen I need to use glitter, I'm buying a biodegradable one. Problem solved", ">\n\nI think it's funny that every time I go to a music festival the people who say they love the planet the most are the first to throw glitter and chemical glow sticks like it's going out of style.", ">\n\nI go to music festivals and love face glitter, but I buy the bio/eco glitter that is made from algae. Not trying to be confrontational with you, just don't want you to think that everyone who loves to sparkle hates the environment.", ">\n\nI hate both", ">\n\nThis isn't an unpopular opinion....\nIDK if you've seen Good Mythical Morning, but they had glitter on the show ONCE and then instituted a serious, company-wide policy of banning glitter completely. Link still looks mad whenever the subject of glitter comes up.", ">\n\nPREACH", ">\n\nCheck your mailbox (there is a glitter bomb)", ">\n\nCards that play music are electronic waste", ">\n\nI agree. Easy downvote.", ">", ">\n\nlol is reddit supoosed to be an imageboard now? whats with the image replies", ">", ">\n\nThis is 10/10 not an upopular opinion. It’s is literally the herpes of the arts and crafts world. Nobody wants it, but of COURSE somebody has it, and they usually don’t tell you about it until it’s too late, and once you have it it’s impossible to get rid of.", ">\n\nThat's a great analogy. Even though I love glitter", ">\n\nI teach little children. I absolutely love glitter!", ">\n\nFantastic read for anyone interested. \nWhat Is Glitter? By Caity Weaver for The New York Times", ">\n\nBiodegradable glitter", ">\n\nbiggest sigh known to man", ">\n\nI don’t do much craft, but me and all the other performers I know are using biodegradable glitter products now.", ">\n\nDon’t get me started on edible glitter…", ">\n\nThis girl I'm talking to said \"give me your arm\" I was watching TV so I just obliged, she rubbed my whole arm with a brush that got loads of glitter on my skin. \"Now you sparkle like me\" was all I got when I asked why on earth I would want that.", ">\n\nGlitter is the STI of the arts and crafts world", ">\n\nOn what planet is this unpopular?", ">\n\nMercury, the surface temperature permanently fuses the glitter with everything it touches", ">\n\nI agree, but I use biodegradable glitter. I wish I could ditch it but I’m a rave girl, so that’s simply not an option…😏", ">\n\nSame goes for filling party balloons with helium. Literally taking a finite resource and filling a piece of trash with it.", ">\n\nI hope someone glitterbombs you", ">\n\nI hope someone glitter bombs me.", ">\n\nI like glitter. I'm man enough to say it", ">\n\nIs this Opposite Day in r/unpopularopinion? \nr/unpopularopinion glitter is the best, closely followed by sand.", ">\n\nIt is always opposite day here.\nAny actual unpopular opinions were banned a long time ago, try mentioning weight or race and chances are the mods will automatically ban it.", ">\n\nI despise glitter, it gets EVERYWHERE, and it sticks too. I just do my best to avoid it", ">\n\nI love the look of glitter. I love the biodegradable stuff but the price is insane and to buy craft is so cheap and easy. It's disappointing. I have a cup that's covered in glitter the best part is it sealed in and does shed everywhere.", ">\n\nI smell this opinion getting deleted from a mile away", ">\n\nCan we use glitter for scammers and people who steal packages?", ">\n\nI remember seeing videos of this man who made this box which used GPS and hidden cameras on all sides to catch porch pirates. When the person took the packaging off the box, an alarm sounded and it would throw up massive clouds of glitter.", ">\n\nYES! AND BALLOONS!! Enough with the balloon releases and glitter bombs!!", ">\n\nI would have to argue that balloons are worse than glitter. At least from an environmental, less-waste perspective.", ">\n\nBalloons are an eco nightmare and I wish we could ban them... But glitter sucks too.", ">\n\nGlitter is the herpes of the craft world. I would be happy to never see it again", ">\n\nThis post is just an I hate glitter circle jerk. We all hate glitter", ">\n\nMark Rober gets a pass.", ">\n\nIf your only argument is based on microplastics, you need to find a better one lol", ">\n\nDidn't even have to read the post. Every mom everywhere agrees with you", ">\n\nWe have 4 kids and respectfully disagree", ">\n\n✨ I absolutely love glitter and if I could I would sprinkle it everywhere I went. I think this world would be a better place if there was more glitter in random places. ✨", ">\n\nlike your liver?\nmmm microplastics in liver", ">\n\nYes, I do. But I'll take my chances. Something has to be the cause of our death. Imagine if we were so scared of anything that may kill us, that we avoided doing anything. That's not living. If I die of glitter, I'll be okay with that.", ">\n\nI'm also ok with you dieing from glitter; myself, not so much.", ">\n\nBut I'm okay with you dieing from glitter.", ">\n\nHoly shit yes. \nFuck glitter. Shit should be flat out illegal!", ">\n\nI absolutely hate glitter on anything, crafting, makeup, clothes. The shit is ugly as f", ">\n\ni like glitter", ">", ">\n\nSomeone needs to invent biodegradable glitter ASAP", ">\n\nIt has existed for years now...", ">\n\nBut glitter tastes so good", ">\n\nYou mean with lipstick right? RIGHT??", ">\n\nMhmm sure! Yeah with lipstick, not...just plain glitter, totally!", ">\n\nGlitter is probably the worst thing to happen at the university I attended, because grad pics needed glitter and god forbid you clean up after your shoot.", ">\n\nPopular opinion!", ">\n\nnot only aesthetically lame but terrible for literally everyone and the environment", ">\n\nDoesnt even look good tbh", ">\n\nbiodegradable glitter is great! Balloons need to go if you are getting rid of glitter.", ">\n\nGot a bunch on me at Christmas from gift bags", ">\n\nBut how else would women figure out their husbands were at a strip club?", ">\n\nWho ever inventer and created glitter better die. Or is dead but yet glitter isnt yet. Fk", ">\n\nIt’s so pretty tho…", ">\n\nIs Glitter your mom's name?" ]

[ "Glitter is the herpes of the crafting world", ">\n\nMy sister used to say this, she actually mailed our aunt a joke card filled with glitter designed to gently explode upon opening. When our aunt called our house, my sister just told her she gave her “glitter herpes” to remember her by. Six years latter, our aunt still finds little shiny specs on her couch and shag carpeting.", ">\n\nI'm so sorry to hear about your sister. I assume your aunt murdered her?", ">\n\nI'm sorry to hear Marcus's auntie still keeps shag carpeting. So much the worse for the glitter too.", ">\n\nYou got that wrong, Marcus's auntie keeps shagging carpets", ">\n\nMunch munch munch", ">\n\nDrove Uber, woman dropped a handful of glitter in the back seats, pissed I wouldn’t make a pit stop I guess. Didn’t notice, quick pick up of two nicely dressed women all in black on the way to a church service for their elderly mom. They noticed after sitting down in it. Still took the ride. I wanted to die seeing their black sparkly butts go up the church walk. Screw glitter and all who use it.", ">\n\nI'm not a huge fan of glitter, but biodegradable glitter does exist and is common. I think non-biodegradable glitter should stop being used though.", ">\n\nIt still gets EVERYWHERE", ">\n\nI don’t like sand", ">\n\nIt's coarse and rough and irritating", ">\n\nNot like here. Here everything is soft, and smooth.", ">\n\nRepeat after me kids:\nGLITTER IS LITTER", ">\n\nG-litter\nGlorious litter \nIt's pretty\nIt's still litter.", ">\n\n\"pretty to look at\" is as good as glitter gets", ">\n\nOf course. No one told you to eat it", ">\n\nA lot of times it contains heavy metals too", ">\n\nNo wonder those bands in the 80s used to use a lot of it", ">\n\nGlitter is the herpes of the rock world.", ">\n\nI think herpes was still the herpes of the rock world back then... poor Pam.", ">\n\nGlitter is not allowed in my house \nI allowed it once and still can find traces of it to this day....", ">\n\nI had a phone case with glitter. The thing busted months ago and I'm STILL finding traces of it", ">\n\nI will assault anyone who thinks it’s funny to give me a glitter bomb as a joke gift", ">\n\nGlitter bombs are only acceptable for cheating exes", ">\n\nAnd porch pirates", ">\n\nI saw a prank video about that on YouTube", ">\n\nYeah Mark Rober did it for 5 years, pretty epic prank", ">\n\nAs someone who just wore an all glitter dress I got for Christmas to an out of state function, I hate glitter. I burned the dress after I got home. Literally everywhere I went I left a trail of glitter and I felt like the biggest asshole on the planet. I went to go potty and the stall looked like someone murdered a glitter pixie. I don't think this is unpopular.", ">\n\nPotty? Grow up", ">\n\n/r/gatekeeping", ">\n\nPerhaps the most banal version of it.", ">\n\n\"Critics who treat 'adult' as a term of approval, instead of as a merely descriptive term, cannot be adult themselves. To be concerned about being grown up, to admire the grown up because it is grown up, to blush at the suspicion of being childish; these things are the marks of childhood and adolescence. And in childhood and adolescence they are, in moderation, healthy symptoms. Young things ought to want to grow. But to carry on into middle life or even into early manhood this concern about being adult is a mark of really arrested development. When I was ten, I read fairy tales in secret and would have been ashamed if I had been found doing so. Now that I am fifty I read them openly. When I became a man I put away childish things, including the fear of childishness and the desire to be very grown up.\" -- C.S. Lewis", ">\n\nAnd that's why I bought bio degradable glitter. I freaking love sparkles but the planet is important. There's also edible glitter that I plan on getting eventually.", ">\n\nIts fun. But you'll definitely spill some and find it everywhere for a few weeks. Not as bad as regular glitter tho. And your poop looks fancy for a day.\nBut: Biodegradable is a lie, usually. It's only biodegradable under VERY specific circumstances that are not met in a landfill or even most bio waste composting plants. Burning it works just fine :D", ">\n\nThis is popular as fuck", ">\n\nThe fact that glitter both exists and is used says otherwise.", ">\n\nI exist and am used, but I'm not popular.", ">\n\nBut are you biodegradable?", ">\n\nEverything except my bones.", ">\n\nGlitter is terrible. Now, sparkly stuff that doesn't bleed onto everything is okay and enjoyable. But glitter that leaks onto everything and never goes away is so bad", ">\n\nIm like a crow.. i need the shiny in my life", ">\n\nSAME", ">\n\nThe largest purchaser of glitter worldwide actively hides the fact that they are the largest purchaser of glitter worldwide", ">\n\nHow are you going to put me out there like that?", ">\n\nSorry De_Nilla the world has to know what you use all of it for", ">\n\nMy 6 year old could not disagree with this comment more strongly.", ">\n\nMy 4 year old too. \nShe dropped a tiny little tub of glitter on the floor (yay Christmas presents!) in the dining room and even after sweeping and hoovering the floor is SPARKLY!", ">\n\nyou could turn on a good old fashioned Kirby, leave it running in one spot for a century, pick it up and it will still sparkle under it", ">\n\nGlitter is a horrific abomination and if any type of plastic should be banned, it should be glitter.", ">\n\nI see your point. But it is oh so wonderful to send an enemy a glitter bomb.", ">\n\nPeople actually have enemies? And fantasize about vengeful antics?\nI really need to get out more", ">\n\nI would say this is the most popular opinion ever posted on this thread. NO ONE is coming out in support of glitter.", ">\n\ni support glitter 😂", ">\n\nDownvote this person into oblivion ☝️", ">\n\nThats a downvote for you! Glitter rules!", ">\n\nI hope you get it stuck in your hard to reach places!", ">\n\nAnd you have a life with no happy sparklies!", ">\n\nNGL, I don't even care about the whole micro plastics thing that much, I just hate the mess it leaves in general, seems the second a kid spills glitter in a house you're going to be finding little specs of glitter all around the place until the end of time. (or the building burns down, whatever is first) Even with effort to clean it up some always manages to remain. \nThink a good way of telling if a house was ever owned by a family with kids is just to have a good look at the gaps between floor boards, skirting and what not, any glitter and you know kids have likely been there.", ">\n\nI'm an artist who works with glitter and resin, and you're all absolutely correct. It's a plague, and I love it. Studio floors are gorgeous, but it gets places I haven't been, ever. It's in my boyfriends welding helmet, and that doesn't come home.", ">\n\nI have 3 daughters and especially when they were younger it seemed like there was glitter everywhere in our house. Well I get a call from my sister who was part angry part couldn't stop laughing. I had given her some leftover infant diapers we had, and she was at the doctors with her recently born son.\nDuring the check up she saw a strange look come over the Docs face, concerned she moved to see what was going on and was horrified to see her sons balls sparkling with glitter.\nGlitter is trash, and gets EVERYWHERE.", ">\n\nWe buy stupid vinyl records that are damage the first time you use them, instead of CDs. CD s are just music delivery system. People buy non stick pans, which are disposable, as opposed to a stainless steel pans which will out last your grandchildren. People buy expensive cell phones that you throw out when the battery is dead. I have five working computers, that they turned off the operating systems. They say people buy fast fashion. Hell, I can't but anything else. I can live with the glitter.", ">\n\nI had my MacBook for 10 years. Still worked perfectly. But I couldn’t update it anymore. Roughly 6 months later, none of the apps I was trying to run would work anymore. So I had to get a new one. I didn’t need a new one. It was annoying. I like my current MacBook but I’m annoyed that I even have to have it.", ">\n\nthis sub needs an update it's littered with popular opinions", ">\n\nThe things people will do for karma.\nAnd people admit knowing the rules and upvoting when they agree", ">\n\nBioglitter ftw", ">\n\nNo glitter, ftmfw", ">\n\nWhy do you hate fun", ">\n\nWhy do you choose to be the way you are?", ">\n\nGlitter is the middle of sequins\nEdit: get rid of both", ">\n\nI love glitter. They shine and shimmer", ">\n\ndid something concerning glitter happen to you recently lol? jusk askin", ">\n\nOP is probably another victim of the glitter boobytrap.", ">\n\ni’m a raver so reading these comments is just painful 😭😭😭😭", ">\n\nBuy the bio/eco-friendly glitter! I use it for music festivals and love it.", ">\n\ngood idea 😊😊😊", ">\n\nWhen I need to use glitter, I'm buying a biodegradable one. Problem solved", ">\n\nI think it's funny that every time I go to a music festival the people who say they love the planet the most are the first to throw glitter and chemical glow sticks like it's going out of style.", ">\n\nI go to music festivals and love face glitter, but I buy the bio/eco glitter that is made from algae. Not trying to be confrontational with you, just don't want you to think that everyone who loves to sparkle hates the environment.", ">\n\nI hate both", ">\n\nThis isn't an unpopular opinion....\nIDK if you've seen Good Mythical Morning, but they had glitter on the show ONCE and then instituted a serious, company-wide policy of banning glitter completely. Link still looks mad whenever the subject of glitter comes up.", ">\n\nPREACH", ">\n\nCheck your mailbox (there is a glitter bomb)", ">\n\nCards that play music are electronic waste", ">\n\nI agree. Easy downvote.", ">", ">\n\nlol is reddit supoosed to be an imageboard now? whats with the image replies", ">", ">\n\nThis is 10/10 not an upopular opinion. It’s is literally the herpes of the arts and crafts world. Nobody wants it, but of COURSE somebody has it, and they usually don’t tell you about it until it’s too late, and once you have it it’s impossible to get rid of.", ">\n\nThat's a great analogy. Even though I love glitter", ">\n\nI teach little children. I absolutely love glitter!", ">\n\nFantastic read for anyone interested. \nWhat Is Glitter? By Caity Weaver for The New York Times", ">\n\nBiodegradable glitter", ">\n\nbiggest sigh known to man", ">\n\nI don’t do much craft, but me and all the other performers I know are using biodegradable glitter products now.", ">\n\nDon’t get me started on edible glitter…", ">\n\nThis girl I'm talking to said \"give me your arm\" I was watching TV so I just obliged, she rubbed my whole arm with a brush that got loads of glitter on my skin. \"Now you sparkle like me\" was all I got when I asked why on earth I would want that.", ">\n\nGlitter is the STI of the arts and crafts world", ">\n\nOn what planet is this unpopular?", ">\n\nMercury, the surface temperature permanently fuses the glitter with everything it touches", ">\n\nI agree, but I use biodegradable glitter. I wish I could ditch it but I’m a rave girl, so that’s simply not an option…😏", ">\n\nSame goes for filling party balloons with helium. Literally taking a finite resource and filling a piece of trash with it.", ">\n\nI hope someone glitterbombs you", ">\n\nI hope someone glitter bombs me.", ">\n\nI like glitter. I'm man enough to say it", ">\n\nIs this Opposite Day in r/unpopularopinion? \nr/unpopularopinion glitter is the best, closely followed by sand.", ">\n\nIt is always opposite day here.\nAny actual unpopular opinions were banned a long time ago, try mentioning weight or race and chances are the mods will automatically ban it.", ">\n\nI despise glitter, it gets EVERYWHERE, and it sticks too. I just do my best to avoid it", ">\n\nI love the look of glitter. I love the biodegradable stuff but the price is insane and to buy craft is so cheap and easy. It's disappointing. I have a cup that's covered in glitter the best part is it sealed in and does shed everywhere.", ">\n\nI smell this opinion getting deleted from a mile away", ">\n\nCan we use glitter for scammers and people who steal packages?", ">\n\nI remember seeing videos of this man who made this box which used GPS and hidden cameras on all sides to catch porch pirates. When the person took the packaging off the box, an alarm sounded and it would throw up massive clouds of glitter.", ">\n\nYES! AND BALLOONS!! Enough with the balloon releases and glitter bombs!!", ">\n\nI would have to argue that balloons are worse than glitter. At least from an environmental, less-waste perspective.", ">\n\nBalloons are an eco nightmare and I wish we could ban them... But glitter sucks too.", ">\n\nGlitter is the herpes of the craft world. I would be happy to never see it again", ">\n\nThis post is just an I hate glitter circle jerk. We all hate glitter", ">\n\nMark Rober gets a pass.", ">\n\nIf your only argument is based on microplastics, you need to find a better one lol", ">\n\nDidn't even have to read the post. Every mom everywhere agrees with you", ">\n\nWe have 4 kids and respectfully disagree", ">\n\n✨ I absolutely love glitter and if I could I would sprinkle it everywhere I went. I think this world would be a better place if there was more glitter in random places. ✨", ">\n\nlike your liver?\nmmm microplastics in liver", ">\n\nYes, I do. But I'll take my chances. Something has to be the cause of our death. Imagine if we were so scared of anything that may kill us, that we avoided doing anything. That's not living. If I die of glitter, I'll be okay with that.", ">\n\nI'm also ok with you dieing from glitter; myself, not so much.", ">\n\nBut I'm okay with you dieing from glitter.", ">\n\nHoly shit yes. \nFuck glitter. Shit should be flat out illegal!", ">\n\nI absolutely hate glitter on anything, crafting, makeup, clothes. The shit is ugly as f", ">\n\ni like glitter", ">", ">\n\nSomeone needs to invent biodegradable glitter ASAP", ">\n\nIt has existed for years now...", ">\n\nBut glitter tastes so good", ">\n\nYou mean with lipstick right? RIGHT??", ">\n\nMhmm sure! Yeah with lipstick, not...just plain glitter, totally!", ">\n\nGlitter is probably the worst thing to happen at the university I attended, because grad pics needed glitter and god forbid you clean up after your shoot.", ">\n\nPopular opinion!", ">\n\nnot only aesthetically lame but terrible for literally everyone and the environment", ">\n\nDoesnt even look good tbh", ">\n\nbiodegradable glitter is great! Balloons need to go if you are getting rid of glitter.", ">\n\nGot a bunch on me at Christmas from gift bags", ">\n\nBut how else would women figure out their husbands were at a strip club?", ">\n\nWho ever inventer and created glitter better die. Or is dead but yet glitter isnt yet. Fk", ">\n\nIt’s so pretty tho…", ">\n\nIs Glitter your mom's name?", ">\n\nI despite it as well" ]

[ "Glitter is the herpes of the crafting world", ">\n\nMy sister used to say this, she actually mailed our aunt a joke card filled with glitter designed to gently explode upon opening. When our aunt called our house, my sister just told her she gave her “glitter herpes” to remember her by. Six years latter, our aunt still finds little shiny specs on her couch and shag carpeting.", ">\n\nI'm so sorry to hear about your sister. I assume your aunt murdered her?", ">\n\nI'm sorry to hear Marcus's auntie still keeps shag carpeting. So much the worse for the glitter too.", ">\n\nYou got that wrong, Marcus's auntie keeps shagging carpets", ">\n\nMunch munch munch", ">\n\nDrove Uber, woman dropped a handful of glitter in the back seats, pissed I wouldn’t make a pit stop I guess. Didn’t notice, quick pick up of two nicely dressed women all in black on the way to a church service for their elderly mom. They noticed after sitting down in it. Still took the ride. I wanted to die seeing their black sparkly butts go up the church walk. Screw glitter and all who use it.", ">\n\nI'm not a huge fan of glitter, but biodegradable glitter does exist and is common. I think non-biodegradable glitter should stop being used though.", ">\n\nIt still gets EVERYWHERE", ">\n\nI don’t like sand", ">\n\nIt's coarse and rough and irritating", ">\n\nNot like here. Here everything is soft, and smooth.", ">\n\nRepeat after me kids:\nGLITTER IS LITTER", ">\n\nG-litter\nGlorious litter \nIt's pretty\nIt's still litter.", ">\n\n\"pretty to look at\" is as good as glitter gets", ">\n\nOf course. No one told you to eat it", ">\n\nA lot of times it contains heavy metals too", ">\n\nNo wonder those bands in the 80s used to use a lot of it", ">\n\nGlitter is the herpes of the rock world.", ">\n\nI think herpes was still the herpes of the rock world back then... poor Pam.", ">\n\nGlitter is not allowed in my house \nI allowed it once and still can find traces of it to this day....", ">\n\nI had a phone case with glitter. The thing busted months ago and I'm STILL finding traces of it", ">\n\nI will assault anyone who thinks it’s funny to give me a glitter bomb as a joke gift", ">\n\nGlitter bombs are only acceptable for cheating exes", ">\n\nAnd porch pirates", ">\n\nI saw a prank video about that on YouTube", ">\n\nYeah Mark Rober did it for 5 years, pretty epic prank", ">\n\nAs someone who just wore an all glitter dress I got for Christmas to an out of state function, I hate glitter. I burned the dress after I got home. Literally everywhere I went I left a trail of glitter and I felt like the biggest asshole on the planet. I went to go potty and the stall looked like someone murdered a glitter pixie. I don't think this is unpopular.", ">\n\nPotty? Grow up", ">\n\n/r/gatekeeping", ">\n\nPerhaps the most banal version of it.", ">\n\n\"Critics who treat 'adult' as a term of approval, instead of as a merely descriptive term, cannot be adult themselves. To be concerned about being grown up, to admire the grown up because it is grown up, to blush at the suspicion of being childish; these things are the marks of childhood and adolescence. And in childhood and adolescence they are, in moderation, healthy symptoms. Young things ought to want to grow. But to carry on into middle life or even into early manhood this concern about being adult is a mark of really arrested development. When I was ten, I read fairy tales in secret and would have been ashamed if I had been found doing so. Now that I am fifty I read them openly. When I became a man I put away childish things, including the fear of childishness and the desire to be very grown up.\" -- C.S. Lewis", ">\n\nAnd that's why I bought bio degradable glitter. I freaking love sparkles but the planet is important. There's also edible glitter that I plan on getting eventually.", ">\n\nIts fun. But you'll definitely spill some and find it everywhere for a few weeks. Not as bad as regular glitter tho. And your poop looks fancy for a day.\nBut: Biodegradable is a lie, usually. It's only biodegradable under VERY specific circumstances that are not met in a landfill or even most bio waste composting plants. Burning it works just fine :D", ">\n\nThis is popular as fuck", ">\n\nThe fact that glitter both exists and is used says otherwise.", ">\n\nI exist and am used, but I'm not popular.", ">\n\nBut are you biodegradable?", ">\n\nEverything except my bones.", ">\n\nGlitter is terrible. Now, sparkly stuff that doesn't bleed onto everything is okay and enjoyable. But glitter that leaks onto everything and never goes away is so bad", ">\n\nIm like a crow.. i need the shiny in my life", ">\n\nSAME", ">\n\nThe largest purchaser of glitter worldwide actively hides the fact that they are the largest purchaser of glitter worldwide", ">\n\nHow are you going to put me out there like that?", ">\n\nSorry De_Nilla the world has to know what you use all of it for", ">\n\nMy 6 year old could not disagree with this comment more strongly.", ">\n\nMy 4 year old too. \nShe dropped a tiny little tub of glitter on the floor (yay Christmas presents!) in the dining room and even after sweeping and hoovering the floor is SPARKLY!", ">\n\nyou could turn on a good old fashioned Kirby, leave it running in one spot for a century, pick it up and it will still sparkle under it", ">\n\nGlitter is a horrific abomination and if any type of plastic should be banned, it should be glitter.", ">\n\nI see your point. But it is oh so wonderful to send an enemy a glitter bomb.", ">\n\nPeople actually have enemies? And fantasize about vengeful antics?\nI really need to get out more", ">\n\nI would say this is the most popular opinion ever posted on this thread. NO ONE is coming out in support of glitter.", ">\n\ni support glitter 😂", ">\n\nDownvote this person into oblivion ☝️", ">\n\nThats a downvote for you! Glitter rules!", ">\n\nI hope you get it stuck in your hard to reach places!", ">\n\nAnd you have a life with no happy sparklies!", ">\n\nNGL, I don't even care about the whole micro plastics thing that much, I just hate the mess it leaves in general, seems the second a kid spills glitter in a house you're going to be finding little specs of glitter all around the place until the end of time. (or the building burns down, whatever is first) Even with effort to clean it up some always manages to remain. \nThink a good way of telling if a house was ever owned by a family with kids is just to have a good look at the gaps between floor boards, skirting and what not, any glitter and you know kids have likely been there.", ">\n\nI'm an artist who works with glitter and resin, and you're all absolutely correct. It's a plague, and I love it. Studio floors are gorgeous, but it gets places I haven't been, ever. It's in my boyfriends welding helmet, and that doesn't come home.", ">\n\nI have 3 daughters and especially when they were younger it seemed like there was glitter everywhere in our house. Well I get a call from my sister who was part angry part couldn't stop laughing. I had given her some leftover infant diapers we had, and she was at the doctors with her recently born son.\nDuring the check up she saw a strange look come over the Docs face, concerned she moved to see what was going on and was horrified to see her sons balls sparkling with glitter.\nGlitter is trash, and gets EVERYWHERE.", ">\n\nWe buy stupid vinyl records that are damage the first time you use them, instead of CDs. CD s are just music delivery system. People buy non stick pans, which are disposable, as opposed to a stainless steel pans which will out last your grandchildren. People buy expensive cell phones that you throw out when the battery is dead. I have five working computers, that they turned off the operating systems. They say people buy fast fashion. Hell, I can't but anything else. I can live with the glitter.", ">\n\nI had my MacBook for 10 years. Still worked perfectly. But I couldn’t update it anymore. Roughly 6 months later, none of the apps I was trying to run would work anymore. So I had to get a new one. I didn’t need a new one. It was annoying. I like my current MacBook but I’m annoyed that I even have to have it.", ">\n\nthis sub needs an update it's littered with popular opinions", ">\n\nThe things people will do for karma.\nAnd people admit knowing the rules and upvoting when they agree", ">\n\nBioglitter ftw", ">\n\nNo glitter, ftmfw", ">\n\nWhy do you hate fun", ">\n\nWhy do you choose to be the way you are?", ">\n\nGlitter is the middle of sequins\nEdit: get rid of both", ">\n\nI love glitter. They shine and shimmer", ">\n\ndid something concerning glitter happen to you recently lol? jusk askin", ">\n\nOP is probably another victim of the glitter boobytrap.", ">\n\ni’m a raver so reading these comments is just painful 😭😭😭😭", ">\n\nBuy the bio/eco-friendly glitter! I use it for music festivals and love it.", ">\n\ngood idea 😊😊😊", ">\n\nWhen I need to use glitter, I'm buying a biodegradable one. Problem solved", ">\n\nI think it's funny that every time I go to a music festival the people who say they love the planet the most are the first to throw glitter and chemical glow sticks like it's going out of style.", ">\n\nI go to music festivals and love face glitter, but I buy the bio/eco glitter that is made from algae. Not trying to be confrontational with you, just don't want you to think that everyone who loves to sparkle hates the environment.", ">\n\nI hate both", ">\n\nThis isn't an unpopular opinion....\nIDK if you've seen Good Mythical Morning, but they had glitter on the show ONCE and then instituted a serious, company-wide policy of banning glitter completely. Link still looks mad whenever the subject of glitter comes up.", ">\n\nPREACH", ">\n\nCheck your mailbox (there is a glitter bomb)", ">\n\nCards that play music are electronic waste", ">\n\nI agree. Easy downvote.", ">", ">\n\nlol is reddit supoosed to be an imageboard now? whats with the image replies", ">", ">\n\nThis is 10/10 not an upopular opinion. It’s is literally the herpes of the arts and crafts world. Nobody wants it, but of COURSE somebody has it, and they usually don’t tell you about it until it’s too late, and once you have it it’s impossible to get rid of.", ">\n\nThat's a great analogy. Even though I love glitter", ">\n\nI teach little children. I absolutely love glitter!", ">\n\nFantastic read for anyone interested. \nWhat Is Glitter? By Caity Weaver for The New York Times", ">\n\nBiodegradable glitter", ">\n\nbiggest sigh known to man", ">\n\nI don’t do much craft, but me and all the other performers I know are using biodegradable glitter products now.", ">\n\nDon’t get me started on edible glitter…", ">\n\nThis girl I'm talking to said \"give me your arm\" I was watching TV so I just obliged, she rubbed my whole arm with a brush that got loads of glitter on my skin. \"Now you sparkle like me\" was all I got when I asked why on earth I would want that.", ">\n\nGlitter is the STI of the arts and crafts world", ">\n\nOn what planet is this unpopular?", ">\n\nMercury, the surface temperature permanently fuses the glitter with everything it touches", ">\n\nI agree, but I use biodegradable glitter. I wish I could ditch it but I’m a rave girl, so that’s simply not an option…😏", ">\n\nSame goes for filling party balloons with helium. Literally taking a finite resource and filling a piece of trash with it.", ">\n\nI hope someone glitterbombs you", ">\n\nI hope someone glitter bombs me.", ">\n\nI like glitter. I'm man enough to say it", ">\n\nIs this Opposite Day in r/unpopularopinion? \nr/unpopularopinion glitter is the best, closely followed by sand.", ">\n\nIt is always opposite day here.\nAny actual unpopular opinions were banned a long time ago, try mentioning weight or race and chances are the mods will automatically ban it.", ">\n\nI despise glitter, it gets EVERYWHERE, and it sticks too. I just do my best to avoid it", ">\n\nI love the look of glitter. I love the biodegradable stuff but the price is insane and to buy craft is so cheap and easy. It's disappointing. I have a cup that's covered in glitter the best part is it sealed in and does shed everywhere.", ">\n\nI smell this opinion getting deleted from a mile away", ">\n\nCan we use glitter for scammers and people who steal packages?", ">\n\nI remember seeing videos of this man who made this box which used GPS and hidden cameras on all sides to catch porch pirates. When the person took the packaging off the box, an alarm sounded and it would throw up massive clouds of glitter.", ">\n\nYES! AND BALLOONS!! Enough with the balloon releases and glitter bombs!!", ">\n\nI would have to argue that balloons are worse than glitter. At least from an environmental, less-waste perspective.", ">\n\nBalloons are an eco nightmare and I wish we could ban them... But glitter sucks too.", ">\n\nGlitter is the herpes of the craft world. I would be happy to never see it again", ">\n\nThis post is just an I hate glitter circle jerk. We all hate glitter", ">\n\nMark Rober gets a pass.", ">\n\nIf your only argument is based on microplastics, you need to find a better one lol", ">\n\nDidn't even have to read the post. Every mom everywhere agrees with you", ">\n\nWe have 4 kids and respectfully disagree", ">\n\n✨ I absolutely love glitter and if I could I would sprinkle it everywhere I went. I think this world would be a better place if there was more glitter in random places. ✨", ">\n\nlike your liver?\nmmm microplastics in liver", ">\n\nYes, I do. But I'll take my chances. Something has to be the cause of our death. Imagine if we were so scared of anything that may kill us, that we avoided doing anything. That's not living. If I die of glitter, I'll be okay with that.", ">\n\nI'm also ok with you dieing from glitter; myself, not so much.", ">\n\nBut I'm okay with you dieing from glitter.", ">\n\nHoly shit yes. \nFuck glitter. Shit should be flat out illegal!", ">\n\nI absolutely hate glitter on anything, crafting, makeup, clothes. The shit is ugly as f", ">\n\ni like glitter", ">", ">\n\nSomeone needs to invent biodegradable glitter ASAP", ">\n\nIt has existed for years now...", ">\n\nBut glitter tastes so good", ">\n\nYou mean with lipstick right? RIGHT??", ">\n\nMhmm sure! Yeah with lipstick, not...just plain glitter, totally!", ">\n\nGlitter is probably the worst thing to happen at the university I attended, because grad pics needed glitter and god forbid you clean up after your shoot.", ">\n\nPopular opinion!", ">\n\nnot only aesthetically lame but terrible for literally everyone and the environment", ">\n\nDoesnt even look good tbh", ">\n\nbiodegradable glitter is great! Balloons need to go if you are getting rid of glitter.", ">\n\nGot a bunch on me at Christmas from gift bags", ">\n\nBut how else would women figure out their husbands were at a strip club?", ">\n\nWho ever inventer and created glitter better die. Or is dead but yet glitter isnt yet. Fk", ">\n\nIt’s so pretty tho…", ">\n\nIs Glitter your mom's name?", ">\n\nI despite it as well", ">\n\nI was on some various drugs a couple weeks ago with my best bud. He randomly decided to blow a fistful of glitter directly into my face when I wasn’t paying attention. Needless to say I wasn’t amused. And two weeks later I’m still finding glitter around my room." ]

[ "Glitter is the herpes of the crafting world", ">\n\nMy sister used to say this, she actually mailed our aunt a joke card filled with glitter designed to gently explode upon opening. When our aunt called our house, my sister just told her she gave her “glitter herpes” to remember her by. Six years latter, our aunt still finds little shiny specs on her couch and shag carpeting.", ">\n\nI'm so sorry to hear about your sister. I assume your aunt murdered her?", ">\n\nI'm sorry to hear Marcus's auntie still keeps shag carpeting. So much the worse for the glitter too.", ">\n\nYou got that wrong, Marcus's auntie keeps shagging carpets", ">\n\nMunch munch munch", ">\n\nDrove Uber, woman dropped a handful of glitter in the back seats, pissed I wouldn’t make a pit stop I guess. Didn’t notice, quick pick up of two nicely dressed women all in black on the way to a church service for their elderly mom. They noticed after sitting down in it. Still took the ride. I wanted to die seeing their black sparkly butts go up the church walk. Screw glitter and all who use it.", ">\n\nI'm not a huge fan of glitter, but biodegradable glitter does exist and is common. I think non-biodegradable glitter should stop being used though.", ">\n\nIt still gets EVERYWHERE", ">\n\nI don’t like sand", ">\n\nIt's coarse and rough and irritating", ">\n\nNot like here. Here everything is soft, and smooth.", ">\n\nRepeat after me kids:\nGLITTER IS LITTER", ">\n\nG-litter\nGlorious litter \nIt's pretty\nIt's still litter.", ">\n\n\"pretty to look at\" is as good as glitter gets", ">\n\nOf course. No one told you to eat it", ">\n\nA lot of times it contains heavy metals too", ">\n\nNo wonder those bands in the 80s used to use a lot of it", ">\n\nGlitter is the herpes of the rock world.", ">\n\nI think herpes was still the herpes of the rock world back then... poor Pam.", ">\n\nGlitter is not allowed in my house \nI allowed it once and still can find traces of it to this day....", ">\n\nI had a phone case with glitter. The thing busted months ago and I'm STILL finding traces of it", ">\n\nI will assault anyone who thinks it’s funny to give me a glitter bomb as a joke gift", ">\n\nGlitter bombs are only acceptable for cheating exes", ">\n\nAnd porch pirates", ">\n\nI saw a prank video about that on YouTube", ">\n\nYeah Mark Rober did it for 5 years, pretty epic prank", ">\n\nAs someone who just wore an all glitter dress I got for Christmas to an out of state function, I hate glitter. I burned the dress after I got home. Literally everywhere I went I left a trail of glitter and I felt like the biggest asshole on the planet. I went to go potty and the stall looked like someone murdered a glitter pixie. I don't think this is unpopular.", ">\n\nPotty? Grow up", ">\n\n/r/gatekeeping", ">\n\nPerhaps the most banal version of it.", ">\n\n\"Critics who treat 'adult' as a term of approval, instead of as a merely descriptive term, cannot be adult themselves. To be concerned about being grown up, to admire the grown up because it is grown up, to blush at the suspicion of being childish; these things are the marks of childhood and adolescence. And in childhood and adolescence they are, in moderation, healthy symptoms. Young things ought to want to grow. But to carry on into middle life or even into early manhood this concern about being adult is a mark of really arrested development. When I was ten, I read fairy tales in secret and would have been ashamed if I had been found doing so. Now that I am fifty I read them openly. When I became a man I put away childish things, including the fear of childishness and the desire to be very grown up.\" -- C.S. Lewis", ">\n\nAnd that's why I bought bio degradable glitter. I freaking love sparkles but the planet is important. There's also edible glitter that I plan on getting eventually.", ">\n\nIts fun. But you'll definitely spill some and find it everywhere for a few weeks. Not as bad as regular glitter tho. And your poop looks fancy for a day.\nBut: Biodegradable is a lie, usually. It's only biodegradable under VERY specific circumstances that are not met in a landfill or even most bio waste composting plants. Burning it works just fine :D", ">\n\nThis is popular as fuck", ">\n\nThe fact that glitter both exists and is used says otherwise.", ">\n\nI exist and am used, but I'm not popular.", ">\n\nBut are you biodegradable?", ">\n\nEverything except my bones.", ">\n\nGlitter is terrible. Now, sparkly stuff that doesn't bleed onto everything is okay and enjoyable. But glitter that leaks onto everything and never goes away is so bad", ">\n\nIm like a crow.. i need the shiny in my life", ">\n\nSAME", ">\n\nThe largest purchaser of glitter worldwide actively hides the fact that they are the largest purchaser of glitter worldwide", ">\n\nHow are you going to put me out there like that?", ">\n\nSorry De_Nilla the world has to know what you use all of it for", ">\n\nMy 6 year old could not disagree with this comment more strongly.", ">\n\nMy 4 year old too. \nShe dropped a tiny little tub of glitter on the floor (yay Christmas presents!) in the dining room and even after sweeping and hoovering the floor is SPARKLY!", ">\n\nyou could turn on a good old fashioned Kirby, leave it running in one spot for a century, pick it up and it will still sparkle under it", ">\n\nGlitter is a horrific abomination and if any type of plastic should be banned, it should be glitter.", ">\n\nI see your point. But it is oh so wonderful to send an enemy a glitter bomb.", ">\n\nPeople actually have enemies? And fantasize about vengeful antics?\nI really need to get out more", ">\n\nI would say this is the most popular opinion ever posted on this thread. NO ONE is coming out in support of glitter.", ">\n\ni support glitter 😂", ">\n\nDownvote this person into oblivion ☝️", ">\n\nThats a downvote for you! Glitter rules!", ">\n\nI hope you get it stuck in your hard to reach places!", ">\n\nAnd you have a life with no happy sparklies!", ">\n\nNGL, I don't even care about the whole micro plastics thing that much, I just hate the mess it leaves in general, seems the second a kid spills glitter in a house you're going to be finding little specs of glitter all around the place until the end of time. (or the building burns down, whatever is first) Even with effort to clean it up some always manages to remain. \nThink a good way of telling if a house was ever owned by a family with kids is just to have a good look at the gaps between floor boards, skirting and what not, any glitter and you know kids have likely been there.", ">\n\nI'm an artist who works with glitter and resin, and you're all absolutely correct. It's a plague, and I love it. Studio floors are gorgeous, but it gets places I haven't been, ever. It's in my boyfriends welding helmet, and that doesn't come home.", ">\n\nI have 3 daughters and especially when they were younger it seemed like there was glitter everywhere in our house. Well I get a call from my sister who was part angry part couldn't stop laughing. I had given her some leftover infant diapers we had, and she was at the doctors with her recently born son.\nDuring the check up she saw a strange look come over the Docs face, concerned she moved to see what was going on and was horrified to see her sons balls sparkling with glitter.\nGlitter is trash, and gets EVERYWHERE.", ">\n\nWe buy stupid vinyl records that are damage the first time you use them, instead of CDs. CD s are just music delivery system. People buy non stick pans, which are disposable, as opposed to a stainless steel pans which will out last your grandchildren. People buy expensive cell phones that you throw out when the battery is dead. I have five working computers, that they turned off the operating systems. They say people buy fast fashion. Hell, I can't but anything else. I can live with the glitter.", ">\n\nI had my MacBook for 10 years. Still worked perfectly. But I couldn’t update it anymore. Roughly 6 months later, none of the apps I was trying to run would work anymore. So I had to get a new one. I didn’t need a new one. It was annoying. I like my current MacBook but I’m annoyed that I even have to have it.", ">\n\nthis sub needs an update it's littered with popular opinions", ">\n\nThe things people will do for karma.\nAnd people admit knowing the rules and upvoting when they agree", ">\n\nBioglitter ftw", ">\n\nNo glitter, ftmfw", ">\n\nWhy do you hate fun", ">\n\nWhy do you choose to be the way you are?", ">\n\nGlitter is the middle of sequins\nEdit: get rid of both", ">\n\nI love glitter. They shine and shimmer", ">\n\ndid something concerning glitter happen to you recently lol? jusk askin", ">\n\nOP is probably another victim of the glitter boobytrap.", ">\n\ni’m a raver so reading these comments is just painful 😭😭😭😭", ">\n\nBuy the bio/eco-friendly glitter! I use it for music festivals and love it.", ">\n\ngood idea 😊😊😊", ">\n\nWhen I need to use glitter, I'm buying a biodegradable one. Problem solved", ">\n\nI think it's funny that every time I go to a music festival the people who say they love the planet the most are the first to throw glitter and chemical glow sticks like it's going out of style.", ">\n\nI go to music festivals and love face glitter, but I buy the bio/eco glitter that is made from algae. Not trying to be confrontational with you, just don't want you to think that everyone who loves to sparkle hates the environment.", ">\n\nI hate both", ">\n\nThis isn't an unpopular opinion....\nIDK if you've seen Good Mythical Morning, but they had glitter on the show ONCE and then instituted a serious, company-wide policy of banning glitter completely. Link still looks mad whenever the subject of glitter comes up.", ">\n\nPREACH", ">\n\nCheck your mailbox (there is a glitter bomb)", ">\n\nCards that play music are electronic waste", ">\n\nI agree. Easy downvote.", ">", ">\n\nlol is reddit supoosed to be an imageboard now? whats with the image replies", ">", ">\n\nThis is 10/10 not an upopular opinion. It’s is literally the herpes of the arts and crafts world. Nobody wants it, but of COURSE somebody has it, and they usually don’t tell you about it until it’s too late, and once you have it it’s impossible to get rid of.", ">\n\nThat's a great analogy. Even though I love glitter", ">\n\nI teach little children. I absolutely love glitter!", ">\n\nFantastic read for anyone interested. \nWhat Is Glitter? By Caity Weaver for The New York Times", ">\n\nBiodegradable glitter", ">\n\nbiggest sigh known to man", ">\n\nI don’t do much craft, but me and all the other performers I know are using biodegradable glitter products now.", ">\n\nDon’t get me started on edible glitter…", ">\n\nThis girl I'm talking to said \"give me your arm\" I was watching TV so I just obliged, she rubbed my whole arm with a brush that got loads of glitter on my skin. \"Now you sparkle like me\" was all I got when I asked why on earth I would want that.", ">\n\nGlitter is the STI of the arts and crafts world", ">\n\nOn what planet is this unpopular?", ">\n\nMercury, the surface temperature permanently fuses the glitter with everything it touches", ">\n\nI agree, but I use biodegradable glitter. I wish I could ditch it but I’m a rave girl, so that’s simply not an option…😏", ">\n\nSame goes for filling party balloons with helium. Literally taking a finite resource and filling a piece of trash with it.", ">\n\nI hope someone glitterbombs you", ">\n\nI hope someone glitter bombs me.", ">\n\nI like glitter. I'm man enough to say it", ">\n\nIs this Opposite Day in r/unpopularopinion? \nr/unpopularopinion glitter is the best, closely followed by sand.", ">\n\nIt is always opposite day here.\nAny actual unpopular opinions were banned a long time ago, try mentioning weight or race and chances are the mods will automatically ban it.", ">\n\nI despise glitter, it gets EVERYWHERE, and it sticks too. I just do my best to avoid it", ">\n\nI love the look of glitter. I love the biodegradable stuff but the price is insane and to buy craft is so cheap and easy. It's disappointing. I have a cup that's covered in glitter the best part is it sealed in and does shed everywhere.", ">\n\nI smell this opinion getting deleted from a mile away", ">\n\nCan we use glitter for scammers and people who steal packages?", ">\n\nI remember seeing videos of this man who made this box which used GPS and hidden cameras on all sides to catch porch pirates. When the person took the packaging off the box, an alarm sounded and it would throw up massive clouds of glitter.", ">\n\nYES! AND BALLOONS!! Enough with the balloon releases and glitter bombs!!", ">\n\nI would have to argue that balloons are worse than glitter. At least from an environmental, less-waste perspective.", ">\n\nBalloons are an eco nightmare and I wish we could ban them... But glitter sucks too.", ">\n\nGlitter is the herpes of the craft world. I would be happy to never see it again", ">\n\nThis post is just an I hate glitter circle jerk. We all hate glitter", ">\n\nMark Rober gets a pass.", ">\n\nIf your only argument is based on microplastics, you need to find a better one lol", ">\n\nDidn't even have to read the post. Every mom everywhere agrees with you", ">\n\nWe have 4 kids and respectfully disagree", ">\n\n✨ I absolutely love glitter and if I could I would sprinkle it everywhere I went. I think this world would be a better place if there was more glitter in random places. ✨", ">\n\nlike your liver?\nmmm microplastics in liver", ">\n\nYes, I do. But I'll take my chances. Something has to be the cause of our death. Imagine if we were so scared of anything that may kill us, that we avoided doing anything. That's not living. If I die of glitter, I'll be okay with that.", ">\n\nI'm also ok with you dieing from glitter; myself, not so much.", ">\n\nBut I'm okay with you dieing from glitter.", ">\n\nHoly shit yes. \nFuck glitter. Shit should be flat out illegal!", ">\n\nI absolutely hate glitter on anything, crafting, makeup, clothes. The shit is ugly as f", ">\n\ni like glitter", ">", ">\n\nSomeone needs to invent biodegradable glitter ASAP", ">\n\nIt has existed for years now...", ">\n\nBut glitter tastes so good", ">\n\nYou mean with lipstick right? RIGHT??", ">\n\nMhmm sure! Yeah with lipstick, not...just plain glitter, totally!", ">\n\nGlitter is probably the worst thing to happen at the university I attended, because grad pics needed glitter and god forbid you clean up after your shoot.", ">\n\nPopular opinion!", ">\n\nnot only aesthetically lame but terrible for literally everyone and the environment", ">\n\nDoesnt even look good tbh", ">\n\nbiodegradable glitter is great! Balloons need to go if you are getting rid of glitter.", ">\n\nGot a bunch on me at Christmas from gift bags", ">\n\nBut how else would women figure out their husbands were at a strip club?", ">\n\nWho ever inventer and created glitter better die. Or is dead but yet glitter isnt yet. Fk", ">\n\nIt’s so pretty tho…", ">\n\nIs Glitter your mom's name?", ">\n\nI despite it as well", ">\n\nI was on some various drugs a couple weeks ago with my best bud. He randomly decided to blow a fistful of glitter directly into my face when I wasn’t paying attention. Needless to say I wasn’t amused. And two weeks later I’m still finding glitter around my room.", ">\n\nHow do you feel about edible or biodegradable glitter?" ]

[ "Glitter is the herpes of the crafting world", ">\n\nMy sister used to say this, she actually mailed our aunt a joke card filled with glitter designed to gently explode upon opening. When our aunt called our house, my sister just told her she gave her “glitter herpes” to remember her by. Six years latter, our aunt still finds little shiny specs on her couch and shag carpeting.", ">\n\nI'm so sorry to hear about your sister. I assume your aunt murdered her?", ">\n\nI'm sorry to hear Marcus's auntie still keeps shag carpeting. So much the worse for the glitter too.", ">\n\nYou got that wrong, Marcus's auntie keeps shagging carpets", ">\n\nMunch munch munch", ">\n\nDrove Uber, woman dropped a handful of glitter in the back seats, pissed I wouldn’t make a pit stop I guess. Didn’t notice, quick pick up of two nicely dressed women all in black on the way to a church service for their elderly mom. They noticed after sitting down in it. Still took the ride. I wanted to die seeing their black sparkly butts go up the church walk. Screw glitter and all who use it.", ">\n\nI'm not a huge fan of glitter, but biodegradable glitter does exist and is common. I think non-biodegradable glitter should stop being used though.", ">\n\nIt still gets EVERYWHERE", ">\n\nI don’t like sand", ">\n\nIt's coarse and rough and irritating", ">\n\nNot like here. Here everything is soft, and smooth.", ">\n\nRepeat after me kids:\nGLITTER IS LITTER", ">\n\nG-litter\nGlorious litter \nIt's pretty\nIt's still litter.", ">\n\n\"pretty to look at\" is as good as glitter gets", ">\n\nOf course. No one told you to eat it", ">\n\nA lot of times it contains heavy metals too", ">\n\nNo wonder those bands in the 80s used to use a lot of it", ">\n\nGlitter is the herpes of the rock world.", ">\n\nI think herpes was still the herpes of the rock world back then... poor Pam.", ">\n\nGlitter is not allowed in my house \nI allowed it once and still can find traces of it to this day....", ">\n\nI had a phone case with glitter. The thing busted months ago and I'm STILL finding traces of it", ">\n\nI will assault anyone who thinks it’s funny to give me a glitter bomb as a joke gift", ">\n\nGlitter bombs are only acceptable for cheating exes", ">\n\nAnd porch pirates", ">\n\nI saw a prank video about that on YouTube", ">\n\nYeah Mark Rober did it for 5 years, pretty epic prank", ">\n\nAs someone who just wore an all glitter dress I got for Christmas to an out of state function, I hate glitter. I burned the dress after I got home. Literally everywhere I went I left a trail of glitter and I felt like the biggest asshole on the planet. I went to go potty and the stall looked like someone murdered a glitter pixie. I don't think this is unpopular.", ">\n\nPotty? Grow up", ">\n\n/r/gatekeeping", ">\n\nPerhaps the most banal version of it.", ">\n\n\"Critics who treat 'adult' as a term of approval, instead of as a merely descriptive term, cannot be adult themselves. To be concerned about being grown up, to admire the grown up because it is grown up, to blush at the suspicion of being childish; these things are the marks of childhood and adolescence. And in childhood and adolescence they are, in moderation, healthy symptoms. Young things ought to want to grow. But to carry on into middle life or even into early manhood this concern about being adult is a mark of really arrested development. When I was ten, I read fairy tales in secret and would have been ashamed if I had been found doing so. Now that I am fifty I read them openly. When I became a man I put away childish things, including the fear of childishness and the desire to be very grown up.\" -- C.S. Lewis", ">\n\nAnd that's why I bought bio degradable glitter. I freaking love sparkles but the planet is important. There's also edible glitter that I plan on getting eventually.", ">\n\nIts fun. But you'll definitely spill some and find it everywhere for a few weeks. Not as bad as regular glitter tho. And your poop looks fancy for a day.\nBut: Biodegradable is a lie, usually. It's only biodegradable under VERY specific circumstances that are not met in a landfill or even most bio waste composting plants. Burning it works just fine :D", ">\n\nThis is popular as fuck", ">\n\nThe fact that glitter both exists and is used says otherwise.", ">\n\nI exist and am used, but I'm not popular.", ">\n\nBut are you biodegradable?", ">\n\nEverything except my bones.", ">\n\nGlitter is terrible. Now, sparkly stuff that doesn't bleed onto everything is okay and enjoyable. But glitter that leaks onto everything and never goes away is so bad", ">\n\nIm like a crow.. i need the shiny in my life", ">\n\nSAME", ">\n\nThe largest purchaser of glitter worldwide actively hides the fact that they are the largest purchaser of glitter worldwide", ">\n\nHow are you going to put me out there like that?", ">\n\nSorry De_Nilla the world has to know what you use all of it for", ">\n\nMy 6 year old could not disagree with this comment more strongly.", ">\n\nMy 4 year old too. \nShe dropped a tiny little tub of glitter on the floor (yay Christmas presents!) in the dining room and even after sweeping and hoovering the floor is SPARKLY!", ">\n\nyou could turn on a good old fashioned Kirby, leave it running in one spot for a century, pick it up and it will still sparkle under it", ">\n\nGlitter is a horrific abomination and if any type of plastic should be banned, it should be glitter.", ">\n\nI see your point. But it is oh so wonderful to send an enemy a glitter bomb.", ">\n\nPeople actually have enemies? And fantasize about vengeful antics?\nI really need to get out more", ">\n\nI would say this is the most popular opinion ever posted on this thread. NO ONE is coming out in support of glitter.", ">\n\ni support glitter 😂", ">\n\nDownvote this person into oblivion ☝️", ">\n\nThats a downvote for you! Glitter rules!", ">\n\nI hope you get it stuck in your hard to reach places!", ">\n\nAnd you have a life with no happy sparklies!", ">\n\nNGL, I don't even care about the whole micro plastics thing that much, I just hate the mess it leaves in general, seems the second a kid spills glitter in a house you're going to be finding little specs of glitter all around the place until the end of time. (or the building burns down, whatever is first) Even with effort to clean it up some always manages to remain. \nThink a good way of telling if a house was ever owned by a family with kids is just to have a good look at the gaps between floor boards, skirting and what not, any glitter and you know kids have likely been there.", ">\n\nI'm an artist who works with glitter and resin, and you're all absolutely correct. It's a plague, and I love it. Studio floors are gorgeous, but it gets places I haven't been, ever. It's in my boyfriends welding helmet, and that doesn't come home.", ">\n\nI have 3 daughters and especially when they were younger it seemed like there was glitter everywhere in our house. Well I get a call from my sister who was part angry part couldn't stop laughing. I had given her some leftover infant diapers we had, and she was at the doctors with her recently born son.\nDuring the check up she saw a strange look come over the Docs face, concerned she moved to see what was going on and was horrified to see her sons balls sparkling with glitter.\nGlitter is trash, and gets EVERYWHERE.", ">\n\nWe buy stupid vinyl records that are damage the first time you use them, instead of CDs. CD s are just music delivery system. People buy non stick pans, which are disposable, as opposed to a stainless steel pans which will out last your grandchildren. People buy expensive cell phones that you throw out when the battery is dead. I have five working computers, that they turned off the operating systems. They say people buy fast fashion. Hell, I can't but anything else. I can live with the glitter.", ">\n\nI had my MacBook for 10 years. Still worked perfectly. But I couldn’t update it anymore. Roughly 6 months later, none of the apps I was trying to run would work anymore. So I had to get a new one. I didn’t need a new one. It was annoying. I like my current MacBook but I’m annoyed that I even have to have it.", ">\n\nthis sub needs an update it's littered with popular opinions", ">\n\nThe things people will do for karma.\nAnd people admit knowing the rules and upvoting when they agree", ">\n\nBioglitter ftw", ">\n\nNo glitter, ftmfw", ">\n\nWhy do you hate fun", ">\n\nWhy do you choose to be the way you are?", ">\n\nGlitter is the middle of sequins\nEdit: get rid of both", ">\n\nI love glitter. They shine and shimmer", ">\n\ndid something concerning glitter happen to you recently lol? jusk askin", ">\n\nOP is probably another victim of the glitter boobytrap.", ">\n\ni’m a raver so reading these comments is just painful 😭😭😭😭", ">\n\nBuy the bio/eco-friendly glitter! I use it for music festivals and love it.", ">\n\ngood idea 😊😊😊", ">\n\nWhen I need to use glitter, I'm buying a biodegradable one. Problem solved", ">\n\nI think it's funny that every time I go to a music festival the people who say they love the planet the most are the first to throw glitter and chemical glow sticks like it's going out of style.", ">\n\nI go to music festivals and love face glitter, but I buy the bio/eco glitter that is made from algae. Not trying to be confrontational with you, just don't want you to think that everyone who loves to sparkle hates the environment.", ">\n\nI hate both", ">\n\nThis isn't an unpopular opinion....\nIDK if you've seen Good Mythical Morning, but they had glitter on the show ONCE and then instituted a serious, company-wide policy of banning glitter completely. Link still looks mad whenever the subject of glitter comes up.", ">\n\nPREACH", ">\n\nCheck your mailbox (there is a glitter bomb)", ">\n\nCards that play music are electronic waste", ">\n\nI agree. Easy downvote.", ">", ">\n\nlol is reddit supoosed to be an imageboard now? whats with the image replies", ">", ">\n\nThis is 10/10 not an upopular opinion. It’s is literally the herpes of the arts and crafts world. Nobody wants it, but of COURSE somebody has it, and they usually don’t tell you about it until it’s too late, and once you have it it’s impossible to get rid of.", ">\n\nThat's a great analogy. Even though I love glitter", ">\n\nI teach little children. I absolutely love glitter!", ">\n\nFantastic read for anyone interested. \nWhat Is Glitter? By Caity Weaver for The New York Times", ">\n\nBiodegradable glitter", ">\n\nbiggest sigh known to man", ">\n\nI don’t do much craft, but me and all the other performers I know are using biodegradable glitter products now.", ">\n\nDon’t get me started on edible glitter…", ">\n\nThis girl I'm talking to said \"give me your arm\" I was watching TV so I just obliged, she rubbed my whole arm with a brush that got loads of glitter on my skin. \"Now you sparkle like me\" was all I got when I asked why on earth I would want that.", ">\n\nGlitter is the STI of the arts and crafts world", ">\n\nOn what planet is this unpopular?", ">\n\nMercury, the surface temperature permanently fuses the glitter with everything it touches", ">\n\nI agree, but I use biodegradable glitter. I wish I could ditch it but I’m a rave girl, so that’s simply not an option…😏", ">\n\nSame goes for filling party balloons with helium. Literally taking a finite resource and filling a piece of trash with it.", ">\n\nI hope someone glitterbombs you", ">\n\nI hope someone glitter bombs me.", ">\n\nI like glitter. I'm man enough to say it", ">\n\nIs this Opposite Day in r/unpopularopinion? \nr/unpopularopinion glitter is the best, closely followed by sand.", ">\n\nIt is always opposite day here.\nAny actual unpopular opinions were banned a long time ago, try mentioning weight or race and chances are the mods will automatically ban it.", ">\n\nI despise glitter, it gets EVERYWHERE, and it sticks too. I just do my best to avoid it", ">\n\nI love the look of glitter. I love the biodegradable stuff but the price is insane and to buy craft is so cheap and easy. It's disappointing. I have a cup that's covered in glitter the best part is it sealed in and does shed everywhere.", ">\n\nI smell this opinion getting deleted from a mile away", ">\n\nCan we use glitter for scammers and people who steal packages?", ">\n\nI remember seeing videos of this man who made this box which used GPS and hidden cameras on all sides to catch porch pirates. When the person took the packaging off the box, an alarm sounded and it would throw up massive clouds of glitter.", ">\n\nYES! AND BALLOONS!! Enough with the balloon releases and glitter bombs!!", ">\n\nI would have to argue that balloons are worse than glitter. At least from an environmental, less-waste perspective.", ">\n\nBalloons are an eco nightmare and I wish we could ban them... But glitter sucks too.", ">\n\nGlitter is the herpes of the craft world. I would be happy to never see it again", ">\n\nThis post is just an I hate glitter circle jerk. We all hate glitter", ">\n\nMark Rober gets a pass.", ">\n\nIf your only argument is based on microplastics, you need to find a better one lol", ">\n\nDidn't even have to read the post. Every mom everywhere agrees with you", ">\n\nWe have 4 kids and respectfully disagree", ">\n\n✨ I absolutely love glitter and if I could I would sprinkle it everywhere I went. I think this world would be a better place if there was more glitter in random places. ✨", ">\n\nlike your liver?\nmmm microplastics in liver", ">\n\nYes, I do. But I'll take my chances. Something has to be the cause of our death. Imagine if we were so scared of anything that may kill us, that we avoided doing anything. That's not living. If I die of glitter, I'll be okay with that.", ">\n\nI'm also ok with you dieing from glitter; myself, not so much.", ">\n\nBut I'm okay with you dieing from glitter.", ">\n\nHoly shit yes. \nFuck glitter. Shit should be flat out illegal!", ">\n\nI absolutely hate glitter on anything, crafting, makeup, clothes. The shit is ugly as f", ">\n\ni like glitter", ">", ">\n\nSomeone needs to invent biodegradable glitter ASAP", ">\n\nIt has existed for years now...", ">\n\nBut glitter tastes so good", ">\n\nYou mean with lipstick right? RIGHT??", ">\n\nMhmm sure! Yeah with lipstick, not...just plain glitter, totally!", ">\n\nGlitter is probably the worst thing to happen at the university I attended, because grad pics needed glitter and god forbid you clean up after your shoot.", ">\n\nPopular opinion!", ">\n\nnot only aesthetically lame but terrible for literally everyone and the environment", ">\n\nDoesnt even look good tbh", ">\n\nbiodegradable glitter is great! Balloons need to go if you are getting rid of glitter.", ">\n\nGot a bunch on me at Christmas from gift bags", ">\n\nBut how else would women figure out their husbands were at a strip club?", ">\n\nWho ever inventer and created glitter better die. Or is dead but yet glitter isnt yet. Fk", ">\n\nIt’s so pretty tho…", ">\n\nIs Glitter your mom's name?", ">\n\nI despite it as well", ">\n\nI was on some various drugs a couple weeks ago with my best bud. He randomly decided to blow a fistful of glitter directly into my face when I wasn’t paying attention. Needless to say I wasn’t amused. And two weeks later I’m still finding glitter around my room.", ">\n\nHow do you feel about edible or biodegradable glitter?", ">\n\nI did laundry today. I what was in the lint trap? Glitter" ]

[ "Glitter is the herpes of the crafting world", ">\n\nMy sister used to say this, she actually mailed our aunt a joke card filled with glitter designed to gently explode upon opening. When our aunt called our house, my sister just told her she gave her “glitter herpes” to remember her by. Six years latter, our aunt still finds little shiny specs on her couch and shag carpeting.", ">\n\nI'm so sorry to hear about your sister. I assume your aunt murdered her?", ">\n\nI'm sorry to hear Marcus's auntie still keeps shag carpeting. So much the worse for the glitter too.", ">\n\nYou got that wrong, Marcus's auntie keeps shagging carpets", ">\n\nMunch munch munch", ">\n\nDrove Uber, woman dropped a handful of glitter in the back seats, pissed I wouldn’t make a pit stop I guess. Didn’t notice, quick pick up of two nicely dressed women all in black on the way to a church service for their elderly mom. They noticed after sitting down in it. Still took the ride. I wanted to die seeing their black sparkly butts go up the church walk. Screw glitter and all who use it.", ">\n\nI'm not a huge fan of glitter, but biodegradable glitter does exist and is common. I think non-biodegradable glitter should stop being used though.", ">\n\nIt still gets EVERYWHERE", ">\n\nI don’t like sand", ">\n\nIt's coarse and rough and irritating", ">\n\nNot like here. Here everything is soft, and smooth.", ">\n\nRepeat after me kids:\nGLITTER IS LITTER", ">\n\nG-litter\nGlorious litter \nIt's pretty\nIt's still litter.", ">\n\n\"pretty to look at\" is as good as glitter gets", ">\n\nOf course. No one told you to eat it", ">\n\nA lot of times it contains heavy metals too", ">\n\nNo wonder those bands in the 80s used to use a lot of it", ">\n\nGlitter is the herpes of the rock world.", ">\n\nI think herpes was still the herpes of the rock world back then... poor Pam.", ">\n\nGlitter is not allowed in my house \nI allowed it once and still can find traces of it to this day....", ">\n\nI had a phone case with glitter. The thing busted months ago and I'm STILL finding traces of it", ">\n\nI will assault anyone who thinks it’s funny to give me a glitter bomb as a joke gift", ">\n\nGlitter bombs are only acceptable for cheating exes", ">\n\nAnd porch pirates", ">\n\nI saw a prank video about that on YouTube", ">\n\nYeah Mark Rober did it for 5 years, pretty epic prank", ">\n\nAs someone who just wore an all glitter dress I got for Christmas to an out of state function, I hate glitter. I burned the dress after I got home. Literally everywhere I went I left a trail of glitter and I felt like the biggest asshole on the planet. I went to go potty and the stall looked like someone murdered a glitter pixie. I don't think this is unpopular.", ">\n\nPotty? Grow up", ">\n\n/r/gatekeeping", ">\n\nPerhaps the most banal version of it.", ">\n\n\"Critics who treat 'adult' as a term of approval, instead of as a merely descriptive term, cannot be adult themselves. To be concerned about being grown up, to admire the grown up because it is grown up, to blush at the suspicion of being childish; these things are the marks of childhood and adolescence. And in childhood and adolescence they are, in moderation, healthy symptoms. Young things ought to want to grow. But to carry on into middle life or even into early manhood this concern about being adult is a mark of really arrested development. When I was ten, I read fairy tales in secret and would have been ashamed if I had been found doing so. Now that I am fifty I read them openly. When I became a man I put away childish things, including the fear of childishness and the desire to be very grown up.\" -- C.S. Lewis", ">\n\nAnd that's why I bought bio degradable glitter. I freaking love sparkles but the planet is important. There's also edible glitter that I plan on getting eventually.", ">\n\nIts fun. But you'll definitely spill some and find it everywhere for a few weeks. Not as bad as regular glitter tho. And your poop looks fancy for a day.\nBut: Biodegradable is a lie, usually. It's only biodegradable under VERY specific circumstances that are not met in a landfill or even most bio waste composting plants. Burning it works just fine :D", ">\n\nThis is popular as fuck", ">\n\nThe fact that glitter both exists and is used says otherwise.", ">\n\nI exist and am used, but I'm not popular.", ">\n\nBut are you biodegradable?", ">\n\nEverything except my bones.", ">\n\nGlitter is terrible. Now, sparkly stuff that doesn't bleed onto everything is okay and enjoyable. But glitter that leaks onto everything and never goes away is so bad", ">\n\nIm like a crow.. i need the shiny in my life", ">\n\nSAME", ">\n\nThe largest purchaser of glitter worldwide actively hides the fact that they are the largest purchaser of glitter worldwide", ">\n\nHow are you going to put me out there like that?", ">\n\nSorry De_Nilla the world has to know what you use all of it for", ">\n\nMy 6 year old could not disagree with this comment more strongly.", ">\n\nMy 4 year old too. \nShe dropped a tiny little tub of glitter on the floor (yay Christmas presents!) in the dining room and even after sweeping and hoovering the floor is SPARKLY!", ">\n\nyou could turn on a good old fashioned Kirby, leave it running in one spot for a century, pick it up and it will still sparkle under it", ">\n\nGlitter is a horrific abomination and if any type of plastic should be banned, it should be glitter.", ">\n\nI see your point. But it is oh so wonderful to send an enemy a glitter bomb.", ">\n\nPeople actually have enemies? And fantasize about vengeful antics?\nI really need to get out more", ">\n\nI would say this is the most popular opinion ever posted on this thread. NO ONE is coming out in support of glitter.", ">\n\ni support glitter 😂", ">\n\nDownvote this person into oblivion ☝️", ">\n\nThats a downvote for you! Glitter rules!", ">\n\nI hope you get it stuck in your hard to reach places!", ">\n\nAnd you have a life with no happy sparklies!", ">\n\nNGL, I don't even care about the whole micro plastics thing that much, I just hate the mess it leaves in general, seems the second a kid spills glitter in a house you're going to be finding little specs of glitter all around the place until the end of time. (or the building burns down, whatever is first) Even with effort to clean it up some always manages to remain. \nThink a good way of telling if a house was ever owned by a family with kids is just to have a good look at the gaps between floor boards, skirting and what not, any glitter and you know kids have likely been there.", ">\n\nI'm an artist who works with glitter and resin, and you're all absolutely correct. It's a plague, and I love it. Studio floors are gorgeous, but it gets places I haven't been, ever. It's in my boyfriends welding helmet, and that doesn't come home.", ">\n\nI have 3 daughters and especially when they were younger it seemed like there was glitter everywhere in our house. Well I get a call from my sister who was part angry part couldn't stop laughing. I had given her some leftover infant diapers we had, and she was at the doctors with her recently born son.\nDuring the check up she saw a strange look come over the Docs face, concerned she moved to see what was going on and was horrified to see her sons balls sparkling with glitter.\nGlitter is trash, and gets EVERYWHERE.", ">\n\nWe buy stupid vinyl records that are damage the first time you use them, instead of CDs. CD s are just music delivery system. People buy non stick pans, which are disposable, as opposed to a stainless steel pans which will out last your grandchildren. People buy expensive cell phones that you throw out when the battery is dead. I have five working computers, that they turned off the operating systems. They say people buy fast fashion. Hell, I can't but anything else. I can live with the glitter.", ">\n\nI had my MacBook for 10 years. Still worked perfectly. But I couldn’t update it anymore. Roughly 6 months later, none of the apps I was trying to run would work anymore. So I had to get a new one. I didn’t need a new one. It was annoying. I like my current MacBook but I’m annoyed that I even have to have it.", ">\n\nthis sub needs an update it's littered with popular opinions", ">\n\nThe things people will do for karma.\nAnd people admit knowing the rules and upvoting when they agree", ">\n\nBioglitter ftw", ">\n\nNo glitter, ftmfw", ">\n\nWhy do you hate fun", ">\n\nWhy do you choose to be the way you are?", ">\n\nGlitter is the middle of sequins\nEdit: get rid of both", ">\n\nI love glitter. They shine and shimmer", ">\n\ndid something concerning glitter happen to you recently lol? jusk askin", ">\n\nOP is probably another victim of the glitter boobytrap.", ">\n\ni’m a raver so reading these comments is just painful 😭😭😭😭", ">\n\nBuy the bio/eco-friendly glitter! I use it for music festivals and love it.", ">\n\ngood idea 😊😊😊", ">\n\nWhen I need to use glitter, I'm buying a biodegradable one. Problem solved", ">\n\nI think it's funny that every time I go to a music festival the people who say they love the planet the most are the first to throw glitter and chemical glow sticks like it's going out of style.", ">\n\nI go to music festivals and love face glitter, but I buy the bio/eco glitter that is made from algae. Not trying to be confrontational with you, just don't want you to think that everyone who loves to sparkle hates the environment.", ">\n\nI hate both", ">\n\nThis isn't an unpopular opinion....\nIDK if you've seen Good Mythical Morning, but they had glitter on the show ONCE and then instituted a serious, company-wide policy of banning glitter completely. Link still looks mad whenever the subject of glitter comes up.", ">\n\nPREACH", ">\n\nCheck your mailbox (there is a glitter bomb)", ">\n\nCards that play music are electronic waste", ">\n\nI agree. Easy downvote.", ">", ">\n\nlol is reddit supoosed to be an imageboard now? whats with the image replies", ">", ">\n\nThis is 10/10 not an upopular opinion. It’s is literally the herpes of the arts and crafts world. Nobody wants it, but of COURSE somebody has it, and they usually don’t tell you about it until it’s too late, and once you have it it’s impossible to get rid of.", ">\n\nThat's a great analogy. Even though I love glitter", ">\n\nI teach little children. I absolutely love glitter!", ">\n\nFantastic read for anyone interested. \nWhat Is Glitter? By Caity Weaver for The New York Times", ">\n\nBiodegradable glitter", ">\n\nbiggest sigh known to man", ">\n\nI don’t do much craft, but me and all the other performers I know are using biodegradable glitter products now.", ">\n\nDon’t get me started on edible glitter…", ">\n\nThis girl I'm talking to said \"give me your arm\" I was watching TV so I just obliged, she rubbed my whole arm with a brush that got loads of glitter on my skin. \"Now you sparkle like me\" was all I got when I asked why on earth I would want that.", ">\n\nGlitter is the STI of the arts and crafts world", ">\n\nOn what planet is this unpopular?", ">\n\nMercury, the surface temperature permanently fuses the glitter with everything it touches", ">\n\nI agree, but I use biodegradable glitter. I wish I could ditch it but I’m a rave girl, so that’s simply not an option…😏", ">\n\nSame goes for filling party balloons with helium. Literally taking a finite resource and filling a piece of trash with it.", ">\n\nI hope someone glitterbombs you", ">\n\nI hope someone glitter bombs me.", ">\n\nI like glitter. I'm man enough to say it", ">\n\nIs this Opposite Day in r/unpopularopinion? \nr/unpopularopinion glitter is the best, closely followed by sand.", ">\n\nIt is always opposite day here.\nAny actual unpopular opinions were banned a long time ago, try mentioning weight or race and chances are the mods will automatically ban it.", ">\n\nI despise glitter, it gets EVERYWHERE, and it sticks too. I just do my best to avoid it", ">\n\nI love the look of glitter. I love the biodegradable stuff but the price is insane and to buy craft is so cheap and easy. It's disappointing. I have a cup that's covered in glitter the best part is it sealed in and does shed everywhere.", ">\n\nI smell this opinion getting deleted from a mile away", ">\n\nCan we use glitter for scammers and people who steal packages?", ">\n\nI remember seeing videos of this man who made this box which used GPS and hidden cameras on all sides to catch porch pirates. When the person took the packaging off the box, an alarm sounded and it would throw up massive clouds of glitter.", ">\n\nYES! AND BALLOONS!! Enough with the balloon releases and glitter bombs!!", ">\n\nI would have to argue that balloons are worse than glitter. At least from an environmental, less-waste perspective.", ">\n\nBalloons are an eco nightmare and I wish we could ban them... But glitter sucks too.", ">\n\nGlitter is the herpes of the craft world. I would be happy to never see it again", ">\n\nThis post is just an I hate glitter circle jerk. We all hate glitter", ">\n\nMark Rober gets a pass.", ">\n\nIf your only argument is based on microplastics, you need to find a better one lol", ">\n\nDidn't even have to read the post. Every mom everywhere agrees with you", ">\n\nWe have 4 kids and respectfully disagree", ">\n\n✨ I absolutely love glitter and if I could I would sprinkle it everywhere I went. I think this world would be a better place if there was more glitter in random places. ✨", ">\n\nlike your liver?\nmmm microplastics in liver", ">\n\nYes, I do. But I'll take my chances. Something has to be the cause of our death. Imagine if we were so scared of anything that may kill us, that we avoided doing anything. That's not living. If I die of glitter, I'll be okay with that.", ">\n\nI'm also ok with you dieing from glitter; myself, not so much.", ">\n\nBut I'm okay with you dieing from glitter.", ">\n\nHoly shit yes. \nFuck glitter. Shit should be flat out illegal!", ">\n\nI absolutely hate glitter on anything, crafting, makeup, clothes. The shit is ugly as f", ">\n\ni like glitter", ">", ">\n\nSomeone needs to invent biodegradable glitter ASAP", ">\n\nIt has existed for years now...", ">\n\nBut glitter tastes so good", ">\n\nYou mean with lipstick right? RIGHT??", ">\n\nMhmm sure! Yeah with lipstick, not...just plain glitter, totally!", ">\n\nGlitter is probably the worst thing to happen at the university I attended, because grad pics needed glitter and god forbid you clean up after your shoot.", ">\n\nPopular opinion!", ">\n\nnot only aesthetically lame but terrible for literally everyone and the environment", ">\n\nDoesnt even look good tbh", ">\n\nbiodegradable glitter is great! Balloons need to go if you are getting rid of glitter.", ">\n\nGot a bunch on me at Christmas from gift bags", ">\n\nBut how else would women figure out their husbands were at a strip club?", ">\n\nWho ever inventer and created glitter better die. Or is dead but yet glitter isnt yet. Fk", ">\n\nIt’s so pretty tho…", ">\n\nIs Glitter your mom's name?", ">\n\nI despite it as well", ">\n\nI was on some various drugs a couple weeks ago with my best bud. He randomly decided to blow a fistful of glitter directly into my face when I wasn’t paying attention. Needless to say I wasn’t amused. And two weeks later I’m still finding glitter around my room.", ">\n\nHow do you feel about edible or biodegradable glitter?", ">\n\nI did laundry today. I what was in the lint trap? Glitter", ">\n\nWhy do you people hate fun?" ]

[ "Glitter is the herpes of the crafting world", ">\n\nMy sister used to say this, she actually mailed our aunt a joke card filled with glitter designed to gently explode upon opening. When our aunt called our house, my sister just told her she gave her “glitter herpes” to remember her by. Six years latter, our aunt still finds little shiny specs on her couch and shag carpeting.", ">\n\nI'm so sorry to hear about your sister. I assume your aunt murdered her?", ">\n\nI'm sorry to hear Marcus's auntie still keeps shag carpeting. So much the worse for the glitter too.", ">\n\nYou got that wrong, Marcus's auntie keeps shagging carpets", ">\n\nMunch munch munch", ">\n\nDrove Uber, woman dropped a handful of glitter in the back seats, pissed I wouldn’t make a pit stop I guess. Didn’t notice, quick pick up of two nicely dressed women all in black on the way to a church service for their elderly mom. They noticed after sitting down in it. Still took the ride. I wanted to die seeing their black sparkly butts go up the church walk. Screw glitter and all who use it.", ">\n\nI'm not a huge fan of glitter, but biodegradable glitter does exist and is common. I think non-biodegradable glitter should stop being used though.", ">\n\nIt still gets EVERYWHERE", ">\n\nI don’t like sand", ">\n\nIt's coarse and rough and irritating", ">\n\nNot like here. Here everything is soft, and smooth.", ">\n\nRepeat after me kids:\nGLITTER IS LITTER", ">\n\nG-litter\nGlorious litter \nIt's pretty\nIt's still litter.", ">\n\n\"pretty to look at\" is as good as glitter gets", ">\n\nOf course. No one told you to eat it", ">\n\nA lot of times it contains heavy metals too", ">\n\nNo wonder those bands in the 80s used to use a lot of it", ">\n\nGlitter is the herpes of the rock world.", ">\n\nI think herpes was still the herpes of the rock world back then... poor Pam.", ">\n\nGlitter is not allowed in my house \nI allowed it once and still can find traces of it to this day....", ">\n\nI had a phone case with glitter. The thing busted months ago and I'm STILL finding traces of it", ">\n\nI will assault anyone who thinks it’s funny to give me a glitter bomb as a joke gift", ">\n\nGlitter bombs are only acceptable for cheating exes", ">\n\nAnd porch pirates", ">\n\nI saw a prank video about that on YouTube", ">\n\nYeah Mark Rober did it for 5 years, pretty epic prank", ">\n\nAs someone who just wore an all glitter dress I got for Christmas to an out of state function, I hate glitter. I burned the dress after I got home. Literally everywhere I went I left a trail of glitter and I felt like the biggest asshole on the planet. I went to go potty and the stall looked like someone murdered a glitter pixie. I don't think this is unpopular.", ">\n\nPotty? Grow up", ">\n\n/r/gatekeeping", ">\n\nPerhaps the most banal version of it.", ">\n\n\"Critics who treat 'adult' as a term of approval, instead of as a merely descriptive term, cannot be adult themselves. To be concerned about being grown up, to admire the grown up because it is grown up, to blush at the suspicion of being childish; these things are the marks of childhood and adolescence. And in childhood and adolescence they are, in moderation, healthy symptoms. Young things ought to want to grow. But to carry on into middle life or even into early manhood this concern about being adult is a mark of really arrested development. When I was ten, I read fairy tales in secret and would have been ashamed if I had been found doing so. Now that I am fifty I read them openly. When I became a man I put away childish things, including the fear of childishness and the desire to be very grown up.\" -- C.S. Lewis", ">\n\nAnd that's why I bought bio degradable glitter. I freaking love sparkles but the planet is important. There's also edible glitter that I plan on getting eventually.", ">\n\nIts fun. But you'll definitely spill some and find it everywhere for a few weeks. Not as bad as regular glitter tho. And your poop looks fancy for a day.\nBut: Biodegradable is a lie, usually. It's only biodegradable under VERY specific circumstances that are not met in a landfill or even most bio waste composting plants. Burning it works just fine :D", ">\n\nThis is popular as fuck", ">\n\nThe fact that glitter both exists and is used says otherwise.", ">\n\nI exist and am used, but I'm not popular.", ">\n\nBut are you biodegradable?", ">\n\nEverything except my bones.", ">\n\nGlitter is terrible. Now, sparkly stuff that doesn't bleed onto everything is okay and enjoyable. But glitter that leaks onto everything and never goes away is so bad", ">\n\nIm like a crow.. i need the shiny in my life", ">\n\nSAME", ">\n\nThe largest purchaser of glitter worldwide actively hides the fact that they are the largest purchaser of glitter worldwide", ">\n\nHow are you going to put me out there like that?", ">\n\nSorry De_Nilla the world has to know what you use all of it for", ">\n\nMy 6 year old could not disagree with this comment more strongly.", ">\n\nMy 4 year old too. \nShe dropped a tiny little tub of glitter on the floor (yay Christmas presents!) in the dining room and even after sweeping and hoovering the floor is SPARKLY!", ">\n\nyou could turn on a good old fashioned Kirby, leave it running in one spot for a century, pick it up and it will still sparkle under it", ">\n\nGlitter is a horrific abomination and if any type of plastic should be banned, it should be glitter.", ">\n\nI see your point. But it is oh so wonderful to send an enemy a glitter bomb.", ">\n\nPeople actually have enemies? And fantasize about vengeful antics?\nI really need to get out more", ">\n\nI would say this is the most popular opinion ever posted on this thread. NO ONE is coming out in support of glitter.", ">\n\ni support glitter 😂", ">\n\nDownvote this person into oblivion ☝️", ">\n\nThats a downvote for you! Glitter rules!", ">\n\nI hope you get it stuck in your hard to reach places!", ">\n\nAnd you have a life with no happy sparklies!", ">\n\nNGL, I don't even care about the whole micro plastics thing that much, I just hate the mess it leaves in general, seems the second a kid spills glitter in a house you're going to be finding little specs of glitter all around the place until the end of time. (or the building burns down, whatever is first) Even with effort to clean it up some always manages to remain. \nThink a good way of telling if a house was ever owned by a family with kids is just to have a good look at the gaps between floor boards, skirting and what not, any glitter and you know kids have likely been there.", ">\n\nI'm an artist who works with glitter and resin, and you're all absolutely correct. It's a plague, and I love it. Studio floors are gorgeous, but it gets places I haven't been, ever. It's in my boyfriends welding helmet, and that doesn't come home.", ">\n\nI have 3 daughters and especially when they were younger it seemed like there was glitter everywhere in our house. Well I get a call from my sister who was part angry part couldn't stop laughing. I had given her some leftover infant diapers we had, and she was at the doctors with her recently born son.\nDuring the check up she saw a strange look come over the Docs face, concerned she moved to see what was going on and was horrified to see her sons balls sparkling with glitter.\nGlitter is trash, and gets EVERYWHERE.", ">\n\nWe buy stupid vinyl records that are damage the first time you use them, instead of CDs. CD s are just music delivery system. People buy non stick pans, which are disposable, as opposed to a stainless steel pans which will out last your grandchildren. People buy expensive cell phones that you throw out when the battery is dead. I have five working computers, that they turned off the operating systems. They say people buy fast fashion. Hell, I can't but anything else. I can live with the glitter.", ">\n\nI had my MacBook for 10 years. Still worked perfectly. But I couldn’t update it anymore. Roughly 6 months later, none of the apps I was trying to run would work anymore. So I had to get a new one. I didn’t need a new one. It was annoying. I like my current MacBook but I’m annoyed that I even have to have it.", ">\n\nthis sub needs an update it's littered with popular opinions", ">\n\nThe things people will do for karma.\nAnd people admit knowing the rules and upvoting when they agree", ">\n\nBioglitter ftw", ">\n\nNo glitter, ftmfw", ">\n\nWhy do you hate fun", ">\n\nWhy do you choose to be the way you are?", ">\n\nGlitter is the middle of sequins\nEdit: get rid of both", ">\n\nI love glitter. They shine and shimmer", ">\n\ndid something concerning glitter happen to you recently lol? jusk askin", ">\n\nOP is probably another victim of the glitter boobytrap.", ">\n\ni’m a raver so reading these comments is just painful 😭😭😭😭", ">\n\nBuy the bio/eco-friendly glitter! I use it for music festivals and love it.", ">\n\ngood idea 😊😊😊", ">\n\nWhen I need to use glitter, I'm buying a biodegradable one. Problem solved", ">\n\nI think it's funny that every time I go to a music festival the people who say they love the planet the most are the first to throw glitter and chemical glow sticks like it's going out of style.", ">\n\nI go to music festivals and love face glitter, but I buy the bio/eco glitter that is made from algae. Not trying to be confrontational with you, just don't want you to think that everyone who loves to sparkle hates the environment.", ">\n\nI hate both", ">\n\nThis isn't an unpopular opinion....\nIDK if you've seen Good Mythical Morning, but they had glitter on the show ONCE and then instituted a serious, company-wide policy of banning glitter completely. Link still looks mad whenever the subject of glitter comes up.", ">\n\nPREACH", ">\n\nCheck your mailbox (there is a glitter bomb)", ">\n\nCards that play music are electronic waste", ">\n\nI agree. Easy downvote.", ">", ">\n\nlol is reddit supoosed to be an imageboard now? whats with the image replies", ">", ">\n\nThis is 10/10 not an upopular opinion. It’s is literally the herpes of the arts and crafts world. Nobody wants it, but of COURSE somebody has it, and they usually don’t tell you about it until it’s too late, and once you have it it’s impossible to get rid of.", ">\n\nThat's a great analogy. Even though I love glitter", ">\n\nI teach little children. I absolutely love glitter!", ">\n\nFantastic read for anyone interested. \nWhat Is Glitter? By Caity Weaver for The New York Times", ">\n\nBiodegradable glitter", ">\n\nbiggest sigh known to man", ">\n\nI don’t do much craft, but me and all the other performers I know are using biodegradable glitter products now.", ">\n\nDon’t get me started on edible glitter…", ">\n\nThis girl I'm talking to said \"give me your arm\" I was watching TV so I just obliged, she rubbed my whole arm with a brush that got loads of glitter on my skin. \"Now you sparkle like me\" was all I got when I asked why on earth I would want that.", ">\n\nGlitter is the STI of the arts and crafts world", ">\n\nOn what planet is this unpopular?", ">\n\nMercury, the surface temperature permanently fuses the glitter with everything it touches", ">\n\nI agree, but I use biodegradable glitter. I wish I could ditch it but I’m a rave girl, so that’s simply not an option…😏", ">\n\nSame goes for filling party balloons with helium. Literally taking a finite resource and filling a piece of trash with it.", ">\n\nI hope someone glitterbombs you", ">\n\nI hope someone glitter bombs me.", ">\n\nI like glitter. I'm man enough to say it", ">\n\nIs this Opposite Day in r/unpopularopinion? \nr/unpopularopinion glitter is the best, closely followed by sand.", ">\n\nIt is always opposite day here.\nAny actual unpopular opinions were banned a long time ago, try mentioning weight or race and chances are the mods will automatically ban it.", ">\n\nI despise glitter, it gets EVERYWHERE, and it sticks too. I just do my best to avoid it", ">\n\nI love the look of glitter. I love the biodegradable stuff but the price is insane and to buy craft is so cheap and easy. It's disappointing. I have a cup that's covered in glitter the best part is it sealed in and does shed everywhere.", ">\n\nI smell this opinion getting deleted from a mile away", ">\n\nCan we use glitter for scammers and people who steal packages?", ">\n\nI remember seeing videos of this man who made this box which used GPS and hidden cameras on all sides to catch porch pirates. When the person took the packaging off the box, an alarm sounded and it would throw up massive clouds of glitter.", ">\n\nYES! AND BALLOONS!! Enough with the balloon releases and glitter bombs!!", ">\n\nI would have to argue that balloons are worse than glitter. At least from an environmental, less-waste perspective.", ">\n\nBalloons are an eco nightmare and I wish we could ban them... But glitter sucks too.", ">\n\nGlitter is the herpes of the craft world. I would be happy to never see it again", ">\n\nThis post is just an I hate glitter circle jerk. We all hate glitter", ">\n\nMark Rober gets a pass.", ">\n\nIf your only argument is based on microplastics, you need to find a better one lol", ">\n\nDidn't even have to read the post. Every mom everywhere agrees with you", ">\n\nWe have 4 kids and respectfully disagree", ">\n\n✨ I absolutely love glitter and if I could I would sprinkle it everywhere I went. I think this world would be a better place if there was more glitter in random places. ✨", ">\n\nlike your liver?\nmmm microplastics in liver", ">\n\nYes, I do. But I'll take my chances. Something has to be the cause of our death. Imagine if we were so scared of anything that may kill us, that we avoided doing anything. That's not living. If I die of glitter, I'll be okay with that.", ">\n\nI'm also ok with you dieing from glitter; myself, not so much.", ">\n\nBut I'm okay with you dieing from glitter.", ">\n\nHoly shit yes. \nFuck glitter. Shit should be flat out illegal!", ">\n\nI absolutely hate glitter on anything, crafting, makeup, clothes. The shit is ugly as f", ">\n\ni like glitter", ">", ">\n\nSomeone needs to invent biodegradable glitter ASAP", ">\n\nIt has existed for years now...", ">\n\nBut glitter tastes so good", ">\n\nYou mean with lipstick right? RIGHT??", ">\n\nMhmm sure! Yeah with lipstick, not...just plain glitter, totally!", ">\n\nGlitter is probably the worst thing to happen at the university I attended, because grad pics needed glitter and god forbid you clean up after your shoot.", ">\n\nPopular opinion!", ">\n\nnot only aesthetically lame but terrible for literally everyone and the environment", ">\n\nDoesnt even look good tbh", ">\n\nbiodegradable glitter is great! Balloons need to go if you are getting rid of glitter.", ">\n\nGot a bunch on me at Christmas from gift bags", ">\n\nBut how else would women figure out their husbands were at a strip club?", ">\n\nWho ever inventer and created glitter better die. Or is dead but yet glitter isnt yet. Fk", ">\n\nIt’s so pretty tho…", ">\n\nIs Glitter your mom's name?", ">\n\nI despite it as well", ">\n\nI was on some various drugs a couple weeks ago with my best bud. He randomly decided to blow a fistful of glitter directly into my face when I wasn’t paying attention. Needless to say I wasn’t amused. And two weeks later I’m still finding glitter around my room.", ">\n\nHow do you feel about edible or biodegradable glitter?", ">\n\nI did laundry today. I what was in the lint trap? Glitter", ">\n\nWhy do you people hate fun?", ">\n\nGlitter should dissolve in water and be good for plants/grass" ]

[ "Glitter is the herpes of the crafting world", ">\n\nMy sister used to say this, she actually mailed our aunt a joke card filled with glitter designed to gently explode upon opening. When our aunt called our house, my sister just told her she gave her “glitter herpes” to remember her by. Six years latter, our aunt still finds little shiny specs on her couch and shag carpeting.", ">\n\nI'm so sorry to hear about your sister. I assume your aunt murdered her?", ">\n\nI'm sorry to hear Marcus's auntie still keeps shag carpeting. So much the worse for the glitter too.", ">\n\nYou got that wrong, Marcus's auntie keeps shagging carpets", ">\n\nMunch munch munch", ">\n\nDrove Uber, woman dropped a handful of glitter in the back seats, pissed I wouldn’t make a pit stop I guess. Didn’t notice, quick pick up of two nicely dressed women all in black on the way to a church service for their elderly mom. They noticed after sitting down in it. Still took the ride. I wanted to die seeing their black sparkly butts go up the church walk. Screw glitter and all who use it.", ">\n\nI'm not a huge fan of glitter, but biodegradable glitter does exist and is common. I think non-biodegradable glitter should stop being used though.", ">\n\nIt still gets EVERYWHERE", ">\n\nI don’t like sand", ">\n\nIt's coarse and rough and irritating", ">\n\nNot like here. Here everything is soft, and smooth.", ">\n\nRepeat after me kids:\nGLITTER IS LITTER", ">\n\nG-litter\nGlorious litter \nIt's pretty\nIt's still litter.", ">\n\n\"pretty to look at\" is as good as glitter gets", ">\n\nOf course. No one told you to eat it", ">\n\nA lot of times it contains heavy metals too", ">\n\nNo wonder those bands in the 80s used to use a lot of it", ">\n\nGlitter is the herpes of the rock world.", ">\n\nI think herpes was still the herpes of the rock world back then... poor Pam.", ">\n\nGlitter is not allowed in my house \nI allowed it once and still can find traces of it to this day....", ">\n\nI had a phone case with glitter. The thing busted months ago and I'm STILL finding traces of it", ">\n\nI will assault anyone who thinks it’s funny to give me a glitter bomb as a joke gift", ">\n\nGlitter bombs are only acceptable for cheating exes", ">\n\nAnd porch pirates", ">\n\nI saw a prank video about that on YouTube", ">\n\nYeah Mark Rober did it for 5 years, pretty epic prank", ">\n\nAs someone who just wore an all glitter dress I got for Christmas to an out of state function, I hate glitter. I burned the dress after I got home. Literally everywhere I went I left a trail of glitter and I felt like the biggest asshole on the planet. I went to go potty and the stall looked like someone murdered a glitter pixie. I don't think this is unpopular.", ">\n\nPotty? Grow up", ">\n\n/r/gatekeeping", ">\n\nPerhaps the most banal version of it.", ">\n\n\"Critics who treat 'adult' as a term of approval, instead of as a merely descriptive term, cannot be adult themselves. To be concerned about being grown up, to admire the grown up because it is grown up, to blush at the suspicion of being childish; these things are the marks of childhood and adolescence. And in childhood and adolescence they are, in moderation, healthy symptoms. Young things ought to want to grow. But to carry on into middle life or even into early manhood this concern about being adult is a mark of really arrested development. When I was ten, I read fairy tales in secret and would have been ashamed if I had been found doing so. Now that I am fifty I read them openly. When I became a man I put away childish things, including the fear of childishness and the desire to be very grown up.\" -- C.S. Lewis", ">\n\nAnd that's why I bought bio degradable glitter. I freaking love sparkles but the planet is important. There's also edible glitter that I plan on getting eventually.", ">\n\nIts fun. But you'll definitely spill some and find it everywhere for a few weeks. Not as bad as regular glitter tho. And your poop looks fancy for a day.\nBut: Biodegradable is a lie, usually. It's only biodegradable under VERY specific circumstances that are not met in a landfill or even most bio waste composting plants. Burning it works just fine :D", ">\n\nThis is popular as fuck", ">\n\nThe fact that glitter both exists and is used says otherwise.", ">\n\nI exist and am used, but I'm not popular.", ">\n\nBut are you biodegradable?", ">\n\nEverything except my bones.", ">\n\nGlitter is terrible. Now, sparkly stuff that doesn't bleed onto everything is okay and enjoyable. But glitter that leaks onto everything and never goes away is so bad", ">\n\nIm like a crow.. i need the shiny in my life", ">\n\nSAME", ">\n\nThe largest purchaser of glitter worldwide actively hides the fact that they are the largest purchaser of glitter worldwide", ">\n\nHow are you going to put me out there like that?", ">\n\nSorry De_Nilla the world has to know what you use all of it for", ">\n\nMy 6 year old could not disagree with this comment more strongly.", ">\n\nMy 4 year old too. \nShe dropped a tiny little tub of glitter on the floor (yay Christmas presents!) in the dining room and even after sweeping and hoovering the floor is SPARKLY!", ">\n\nyou could turn on a good old fashioned Kirby, leave it running in one spot for a century, pick it up and it will still sparkle under it", ">\n\nGlitter is a horrific abomination and if any type of plastic should be banned, it should be glitter.", ">\n\nI see your point. But it is oh so wonderful to send an enemy a glitter bomb.", ">\n\nPeople actually have enemies? And fantasize about vengeful antics?\nI really need to get out more", ">\n\nI would say this is the most popular opinion ever posted on this thread. NO ONE is coming out in support of glitter.", ">\n\ni support glitter 😂", ">\n\nDownvote this person into oblivion ☝️", ">\n\nThats a downvote for you! Glitter rules!", ">\n\nI hope you get it stuck in your hard to reach places!", ">\n\nAnd you have a life with no happy sparklies!", ">\n\nNGL, I don't even care about the whole micro plastics thing that much, I just hate the mess it leaves in general, seems the second a kid spills glitter in a house you're going to be finding little specs of glitter all around the place until the end of time. (or the building burns down, whatever is first) Even with effort to clean it up some always manages to remain. \nThink a good way of telling if a house was ever owned by a family with kids is just to have a good look at the gaps between floor boards, skirting and what not, any glitter and you know kids have likely been there.", ">\n\nI'm an artist who works with glitter and resin, and you're all absolutely correct. It's a plague, and I love it. Studio floors are gorgeous, but it gets places I haven't been, ever. It's in my boyfriends welding helmet, and that doesn't come home.", ">\n\nI have 3 daughters and especially when they were younger it seemed like there was glitter everywhere in our house. Well I get a call from my sister who was part angry part couldn't stop laughing. I had given her some leftover infant diapers we had, and she was at the doctors with her recently born son.\nDuring the check up she saw a strange look come over the Docs face, concerned she moved to see what was going on and was horrified to see her sons balls sparkling with glitter.\nGlitter is trash, and gets EVERYWHERE.", ">\n\nWe buy stupid vinyl records that are damage the first time you use them, instead of CDs. CD s are just music delivery system. People buy non stick pans, which are disposable, as opposed to a stainless steel pans which will out last your grandchildren. People buy expensive cell phones that you throw out when the battery is dead. I have five working computers, that they turned off the operating systems. They say people buy fast fashion. Hell, I can't but anything else. I can live with the glitter.", ">\n\nI had my MacBook for 10 years. Still worked perfectly. But I couldn’t update it anymore. Roughly 6 months later, none of the apps I was trying to run would work anymore. So I had to get a new one. I didn’t need a new one. It was annoying. I like my current MacBook but I’m annoyed that I even have to have it.", ">\n\nthis sub needs an update it's littered with popular opinions", ">\n\nThe things people will do for karma.\nAnd people admit knowing the rules and upvoting when they agree", ">\n\nBioglitter ftw", ">\n\nNo glitter, ftmfw", ">\n\nWhy do you hate fun", ">\n\nWhy do you choose to be the way you are?", ">\n\nGlitter is the middle of sequins\nEdit: get rid of both", ">\n\nI love glitter. They shine and shimmer", ">\n\ndid something concerning glitter happen to you recently lol? jusk askin", ">\n\nOP is probably another victim of the glitter boobytrap.", ">\n\ni’m a raver so reading these comments is just painful 😭😭😭😭", ">\n\nBuy the bio/eco-friendly glitter! I use it for music festivals and love it.", ">\n\ngood idea 😊😊😊", ">\n\nWhen I need to use glitter, I'm buying a biodegradable one. Problem solved", ">\n\nI think it's funny that every time I go to a music festival the people who say they love the planet the most are the first to throw glitter and chemical glow sticks like it's going out of style.", ">\n\nI go to music festivals and love face glitter, but I buy the bio/eco glitter that is made from algae. Not trying to be confrontational with you, just don't want you to think that everyone who loves to sparkle hates the environment.", ">\n\nI hate both", ">\n\nThis isn't an unpopular opinion....\nIDK if you've seen Good Mythical Morning, but they had glitter on the show ONCE and then instituted a serious, company-wide policy of banning glitter completely. Link still looks mad whenever the subject of glitter comes up.", ">\n\nPREACH", ">\n\nCheck your mailbox (there is a glitter bomb)", ">\n\nCards that play music are electronic waste", ">\n\nI agree. Easy downvote.", ">", ">\n\nlol is reddit supoosed to be an imageboard now? whats with the image replies", ">", ">\n\nThis is 10/10 not an upopular opinion. It’s is literally the herpes of the arts and crafts world. Nobody wants it, but of COURSE somebody has it, and they usually don’t tell you about it until it’s too late, and once you have it it’s impossible to get rid of.", ">\n\nThat's a great analogy. Even though I love glitter", ">\n\nI teach little children. I absolutely love glitter!", ">\n\nFantastic read for anyone interested. \nWhat Is Glitter? By Caity Weaver for The New York Times", ">\n\nBiodegradable glitter", ">\n\nbiggest sigh known to man", ">\n\nI don’t do much craft, but me and all the other performers I know are using biodegradable glitter products now.", ">\n\nDon’t get me started on edible glitter…", ">\n\nThis girl I'm talking to said \"give me your arm\" I was watching TV so I just obliged, she rubbed my whole arm with a brush that got loads of glitter on my skin. \"Now you sparkle like me\" was all I got when I asked why on earth I would want that.", ">\n\nGlitter is the STI of the arts and crafts world", ">\n\nOn what planet is this unpopular?", ">\n\nMercury, the surface temperature permanently fuses the glitter with everything it touches", ">\n\nI agree, but I use biodegradable glitter. I wish I could ditch it but I’m a rave girl, so that’s simply not an option…😏", ">\n\nSame goes for filling party balloons with helium. Literally taking a finite resource and filling a piece of trash with it.", ">\n\nI hope someone glitterbombs you", ">\n\nI hope someone glitter bombs me.", ">\n\nI like glitter. I'm man enough to say it", ">\n\nIs this Opposite Day in r/unpopularopinion? \nr/unpopularopinion glitter is the best, closely followed by sand.", ">\n\nIt is always opposite day here.\nAny actual unpopular opinions were banned a long time ago, try mentioning weight or race and chances are the mods will automatically ban it.", ">\n\nI despise glitter, it gets EVERYWHERE, and it sticks too. I just do my best to avoid it", ">\n\nI love the look of glitter. I love the biodegradable stuff but the price is insane and to buy craft is so cheap and easy. It's disappointing. I have a cup that's covered in glitter the best part is it sealed in and does shed everywhere.", ">\n\nI smell this opinion getting deleted from a mile away", ">\n\nCan we use glitter for scammers and people who steal packages?", ">\n\nI remember seeing videos of this man who made this box which used GPS and hidden cameras on all sides to catch porch pirates. When the person took the packaging off the box, an alarm sounded and it would throw up massive clouds of glitter.", ">\n\nYES! AND BALLOONS!! Enough with the balloon releases and glitter bombs!!", ">\n\nI would have to argue that balloons are worse than glitter. At least from an environmental, less-waste perspective.", ">\n\nBalloons are an eco nightmare and I wish we could ban them... But glitter sucks too.", ">\n\nGlitter is the herpes of the craft world. I would be happy to never see it again", ">\n\nThis post is just an I hate glitter circle jerk. We all hate glitter", ">\n\nMark Rober gets a pass.", ">\n\nIf your only argument is based on microplastics, you need to find a better one lol", ">\n\nDidn't even have to read the post. Every mom everywhere agrees with you", ">\n\nWe have 4 kids and respectfully disagree", ">\n\n✨ I absolutely love glitter and if I could I would sprinkle it everywhere I went. I think this world would be a better place if there was more glitter in random places. ✨", ">\n\nlike your liver?\nmmm microplastics in liver", ">\n\nYes, I do. But I'll take my chances. Something has to be the cause of our death. Imagine if we were so scared of anything that may kill us, that we avoided doing anything. That's not living. If I die of glitter, I'll be okay with that.", ">\n\nI'm also ok with you dieing from glitter; myself, not so much.", ">\n\nBut I'm okay with you dieing from glitter.", ">\n\nHoly shit yes. \nFuck glitter. Shit should be flat out illegal!", ">\n\nI absolutely hate glitter on anything, crafting, makeup, clothes. The shit is ugly as f", ">\n\ni like glitter", ">", ">\n\nSomeone needs to invent biodegradable glitter ASAP", ">\n\nIt has existed for years now...", ">\n\nBut glitter tastes so good", ">\n\nYou mean with lipstick right? RIGHT??", ">\n\nMhmm sure! Yeah with lipstick, not...just plain glitter, totally!", ">\n\nGlitter is probably the worst thing to happen at the university I attended, because grad pics needed glitter and god forbid you clean up after your shoot.", ">\n\nPopular opinion!", ">\n\nnot only aesthetically lame but terrible for literally everyone and the environment", ">\n\nDoesnt even look good tbh", ">\n\nbiodegradable glitter is great! Balloons need to go if you are getting rid of glitter.", ">\n\nGot a bunch on me at Christmas from gift bags", ">\n\nBut how else would women figure out their husbands were at a strip club?", ">\n\nWho ever inventer and created glitter better die. Or is dead but yet glitter isnt yet. Fk", ">\n\nIt’s so pretty tho…", ">\n\nIs Glitter your mom's name?", ">\n\nI despite it as well", ">\n\nI was on some various drugs a couple weeks ago with my best bud. He randomly decided to blow a fistful of glitter directly into my face when I wasn’t paying attention. Needless to say I wasn’t amused. And two weeks later I’m still finding glitter around my room.", ">\n\nHow do you feel about edible or biodegradable glitter?", ">\n\nI did laundry today. I what was in the lint trap? Glitter", ">\n\nWhy do you people hate fun?", ">\n\nGlitter should dissolve in water and be good for plants/grass", ">\n\nIdgaf I love glitter" ]

[ "Glitter is the herpes of the crafting world", ">\n\nMy sister used to say this, she actually mailed our aunt a joke card filled with glitter designed to gently explode upon opening. When our aunt called our house, my sister just told her she gave her “glitter herpes” to remember her by. Six years latter, our aunt still finds little shiny specs on her couch and shag carpeting.", ">\n\nI'm so sorry to hear about your sister. I assume your aunt murdered her?", ">\n\nI'm sorry to hear Marcus's auntie still keeps shag carpeting. So much the worse for the glitter too.", ">\n\nYou got that wrong, Marcus's auntie keeps shagging carpets", ">\n\nMunch munch munch", ">\n\nDrove Uber, woman dropped a handful of glitter in the back seats, pissed I wouldn’t make a pit stop I guess. Didn’t notice, quick pick up of two nicely dressed women all in black on the way to a church service for their elderly mom. They noticed after sitting down in it. Still took the ride. I wanted to die seeing their black sparkly butts go up the church walk. Screw glitter and all who use it.", ">\n\nI'm not a huge fan of glitter, but biodegradable glitter does exist and is common. I think non-biodegradable glitter should stop being used though.", ">\n\nIt still gets EVERYWHERE", ">\n\nI don’t like sand", ">\n\nIt's coarse and rough and irritating", ">\n\nNot like here. Here everything is soft, and smooth.", ">\n\nRepeat after me kids:\nGLITTER IS LITTER", ">\n\nG-litter\nGlorious litter \nIt's pretty\nIt's still litter.", ">\n\n\"pretty to look at\" is as good as glitter gets", ">\n\nOf course. No one told you to eat it", ">\n\nA lot of times it contains heavy metals too", ">\n\nNo wonder those bands in the 80s used to use a lot of it", ">\n\nGlitter is the herpes of the rock world.", ">\n\nI think herpes was still the herpes of the rock world back then... poor Pam.", ">\n\nGlitter is not allowed in my house \nI allowed it once and still can find traces of it to this day....", ">\n\nI had a phone case with glitter. The thing busted months ago and I'm STILL finding traces of it", ">\n\nI will assault anyone who thinks it’s funny to give me a glitter bomb as a joke gift", ">\n\nGlitter bombs are only acceptable for cheating exes", ">\n\nAnd porch pirates", ">\n\nI saw a prank video about that on YouTube", ">\n\nYeah Mark Rober did it for 5 years, pretty epic prank", ">\n\nAs someone who just wore an all glitter dress I got for Christmas to an out of state function, I hate glitter. I burned the dress after I got home. Literally everywhere I went I left a trail of glitter and I felt like the biggest asshole on the planet. I went to go potty and the stall looked like someone murdered a glitter pixie. I don't think this is unpopular.", ">\n\nPotty? Grow up", ">\n\n/r/gatekeeping", ">\n\nPerhaps the most banal version of it.", ">\n\n\"Critics who treat 'adult' as a term of approval, instead of as a merely descriptive term, cannot be adult themselves. To be concerned about being grown up, to admire the grown up because it is grown up, to blush at the suspicion of being childish; these things are the marks of childhood and adolescence. And in childhood and adolescence they are, in moderation, healthy symptoms. Young things ought to want to grow. But to carry on into middle life or even into early manhood this concern about being adult is a mark of really arrested development. When I was ten, I read fairy tales in secret and would have been ashamed if I had been found doing so. Now that I am fifty I read them openly. When I became a man I put away childish things, including the fear of childishness and the desire to be very grown up.\" -- C.S. Lewis", ">\n\nAnd that's why I bought bio degradable glitter. I freaking love sparkles but the planet is important. There's also edible glitter that I plan on getting eventually.", ">\n\nIts fun. But you'll definitely spill some and find it everywhere for a few weeks. Not as bad as regular glitter tho. And your poop looks fancy for a day.\nBut: Biodegradable is a lie, usually. It's only biodegradable under VERY specific circumstances that are not met in a landfill or even most bio waste composting plants. Burning it works just fine :D", ">\n\nThis is popular as fuck", ">\n\nThe fact that glitter both exists and is used says otherwise.", ">\n\nI exist and am used, but I'm not popular.", ">\n\nBut are you biodegradable?", ">\n\nEverything except my bones.", ">\n\nGlitter is terrible. Now, sparkly stuff that doesn't bleed onto everything is okay and enjoyable. But glitter that leaks onto everything and never goes away is so bad", ">\n\nIm like a crow.. i need the shiny in my life", ">\n\nSAME", ">\n\nThe largest purchaser of glitter worldwide actively hides the fact that they are the largest purchaser of glitter worldwide", ">\n\nHow are you going to put me out there like that?", ">\n\nSorry De_Nilla the world has to know what you use all of it for", ">\n\nMy 6 year old could not disagree with this comment more strongly.", ">\n\nMy 4 year old too. \nShe dropped a tiny little tub of glitter on the floor (yay Christmas presents!) in the dining room and even after sweeping and hoovering the floor is SPARKLY!", ">\n\nyou could turn on a good old fashioned Kirby, leave it running in one spot for a century, pick it up and it will still sparkle under it", ">\n\nGlitter is a horrific abomination and if any type of plastic should be banned, it should be glitter.", ">\n\nI see your point. But it is oh so wonderful to send an enemy a glitter bomb.", ">\n\nPeople actually have enemies? And fantasize about vengeful antics?\nI really need to get out more", ">\n\nI would say this is the most popular opinion ever posted on this thread. NO ONE is coming out in support of glitter.", ">\n\ni support glitter 😂", ">\n\nDownvote this person into oblivion ☝️", ">\n\nThats a downvote for you! Glitter rules!", ">\n\nI hope you get it stuck in your hard to reach places!", ">\n\nAnd you have a life with no happy sparklies!", ">\n\nNGL, I don't even care about the whole micro plastics thing that much, I just hate the mess it leaves in general, seems the second a kid spills glitter in a house you're going to be finding little specs of glitter all around the place until the end of time. (or the building burns down, whatever is first) Even with effort to clean it up some always manages to remain. \nThink a good way of telling if a house was ever owned by a family with kids is just to have a good look at the gaps between floor boards, skirting and what not, any glitter and you know kids have likely been there.", ">\n\nI'm an artist who works with glitter and resin, and you're all absolutely correct. It's a plague, and I love it. Studio floors are gorgeous, but it gets places I haven't been, ever. It's in my boyfriends welding helmet, and that doesn't come home.", ">\n\nI have 3 daughters and especially when they were younger it seemed like there was glitter everywhere in our house. Well I get a call from my sister who was part angry part couldn't stop laughing. I had given her some leftover infant diapers we had, and she was at the doctors with her recently born son.\nDuring the check up she saw a strange look come over the Docs face, concerned she moved to see what was going on and was horrified to see her sons balls sparkling with glitter.\nGlitter is trash, and gets EVERYWHERE.", ">\n\nWe buy stupid vinyl records that are damage the first time you use them, instead of CDs. CD s are just music delivery system. People buy non stick pans, which are disposable, as opposed to a stainless steel pans which will out last your grandchildren. People buy expensive cell phones that you throw out when the battery is dead. I have five working computers, that they turned off the operating systems. They say people buy fast fashion. Hell, I can't but anything else. I can live with the glitter.", ">\n\nI had my MacBook for 10 years. Still worked perfectly. But I couldn’t update it anymore. Roughly 6 months later, none of the apps I was trying to run would work anymore. So I had to get a new one. I didn’t need a new one. It was annoying. I like my current MacBook but I’m annoyed that I even have to have it.", ">\n\nthis sub needs an update it's littered with popular opinions", ">\n\nThe things people will do for karma.\nAnd people admit knowing the rules and upvoting when they agree", ">\n\nBioglitter ftw", ">\n\nNo glitter, ftmfw", ">\n\nWhy do you hate fun", ">\n\nWhy do you choose to be the way you are?", ">\n\nGlitter is the middle of sequins\nEdit: get rid of both", ">\n\nI love glitter. They shine and shimmer", ">\n\ndid something concerning glitter happen to you recently lol? jusk askin", ">\n\nOP is probably another victim of the glitter boobytrap.", ">\n\ni’m a raver so reading these comments is just painful 😭😭😭😭", ">\n\nBuy the bio/eco-friendly glitter! I use it for music festivals and love it.", ">\n\ngood idea 😊😊😊", ">\n\nWhen I need to use glitter, I'm buying a biodegradable one. Problem solved", ">\n\nI think it's funny that every time I go to a music festival the people who say they love the planet the most are the first to throw glitter and chemical glow sticks like it's going out of style.", ">\n\nI go to music festivals and love face glitter, but I buy the bio/eco glitter that is made from algae. Not trying to be confrontational with you, just don't want you to think that everyone who loves to sparkle hates the environment.", ">\n\nI hate both", ">\n\nThis isn't an unpopular opinion....\nIDK if you've seen Good Mythical Morning, but they had glitter on the show ONCE and then instituted a serious, company-wide policy of banning glitter completely. Link still looks mad whenever the subject of glitter comes up.", ">\n\nPREACH", ">\n\nCheck your mailbox (there is a glitter bomb)", ">\n\nCards that play music are electronic waste", ">\n\nI agree. Easy downvote.", ">", ">\n\nlol is reddit supoosed to be an imageboard now? whats with the image replies", ">", ">\n\nThis is 10/10 not an upopular opinion. It’s is literally the herpes of the arts and crafts world. Nobody wants it, but of COURSE somebody has it, and they usually don’t tell you about it until it’s too late, and once you have it it’s impossible to get rid of.", ">\n\nThat's a great analogy. Even though I love glitter", ">\n\nI teach little children. I absolutely love glitter!", ">\n\nFantastic read for anyone interested. \nWhat Is Glitter? By Caity Weaver for The New York Times", ">\n\nBiodegradable glitter", ">\n\nbiggest sigh known to man", ">\n\nI don’t do much craft, but me and all the other performers I know are using biodegradable glitter products now.", ">\n\nDon’t get me started on edible glitter…", ">\n\nThis girl I'm talking to said \"give me your arm\" I was watching TV so I just obliged, she rubbed my whole arm with a brush that got loads of glitter on my skin. \"Now you sparkle like me\" was all I got when I asked why on earth I would want that.", ">\n\nGlitter is the STI of the arts and crafts world", ">\n\nOn what planet is this unpopular?", ">\n\nMercury, the surface temperature permanently fuses the glitter with everything it touches", ">\n\nI agree, but I use biodegradable glitter. I wish I could ditch it but I’m a rave girl, so that’s simply not an option…😏", ">\n\nSame goes for filling party balloons with helium. Literally taking a finite resource and filling a piece of trash with it.", ">\n\nI hope someone glitterbombs you", ">\n\nI hope someone glitter bombs me.", ">\n\nI like glitter. I'm man enough to say it", ">\n\nIs this Opposite Day in r/unpopularopinion? \nr/unpopularopinion glitter is the best, closely followed by sand.", ">\n\nIt is always opposite day here.\nAny actual unpopular opinions were banned a long time ago, try mentioning weight or race and chances are the mods will automatically ban it.", ">\n\nI despise glitter, it gets EVERYWHERE, and it sticks too. I just do my best to avoid it", ">\n\nI love the look of glitter. I love the biodegradable stuff but the price is insane and to buy craft is so cheap and easy. It's disappointing. I have a cup that's covered in glitter the best part is it sealed in and does shed everywhere.", ">\n\nI smell this opinion getting deleted from a mile away", ">\n\nCan we use glitter for scammers and people who steal packages?", ">\n\nI remember seeing videos of this man who made this box which used GPS and hidden cameras on all sides to catch porch pirates. When the person took the packaging off the box, an alarm sounded and it would throw up massive clouds of glitter.", ">\n\nYES! AND BALLOONS!! Enough with the balloon releases and glitter bombs!!", ">\n\nI would have to argue that balloons are worse than glitter. At least from an environmental, less-waste perspective.", ">\n\nBalloons are an eco nightmare and I wish we could ban them... But glitter sucks too.", ">\n\nGlitter is the herpes of the craft world. I would be happy to never see it again", ">\n\nThis post is just an I hate glitter circle jerk. We all hate glitter", ">\n\nMark Rober gets a pass.", ">\n\nIf your only argument is based on microplastics, you need to find a better one lol", ">\n\nDidn't even have to read the post. Every mom everywhere agrees with you", ">\n\nWe have 4 kids and respectfully disagree", ">\n\n✨ I absolutely love glitter and if I could I would sprinkle it everywhere I went. I think this world would be a better place if there was more glitter in random places. ✨", ">\n\nlike your liver?\nmmm microplastics in liver", ">\n\nYes, I do. But I'll take my chances. Something has to be the cause of our death. Imagine if we were so scared of anything that may kill us, that we avoided doing anything. That's not living. If I die of glitter, I'll be okay with that.", ">\n\nI'm also ok with you dieing from glitter; myself, not so much.", ">\n\nBut I'm okay with you dieing from glitter.", ">\n\nHoly shit yes. \nFuck glitter. Shit should be flat out illegal!", ">\n\nI absolutely hate glitter on anything, crafting, makeup, clothes. The shit is ugly as f", ">\n\ni like glitter", ">", ">\n\nSomeone needs to invent biodegradable glitter ASAP", ">\n\nIt has existed for years now...", ">\n\nBut glitter tastes so good", ">\n\nYou mean with lipstick right? RIGHT??", ">\n\nMhmm sure! Yeah with lipstick, not...just plain glitter, totally!", ">\n\nGlitter is probably the worst thing to happen at the university I attended, because grad pics needed glitter and god forbid you clean up after your shoot.", ">\n\nPopular opinion!", ">\n\nnot only aesthetically lame but terrible for literally everyone and the environment", ">\n\nDoesnt even look good tbh", ">\n\nbiodegradable glitter is great! Balloons need to go if you are getting rid of glitter.", ">\n\nGot a bunch on me at Christmas from gift bags", ">\n\nBut how else would women figure out their husbands were at a strip club?", ">\n\nWho ever inventer and created glitter better die. Or is dead but yet glitter isnt yet. Fk", ">\n\nIt’s so pretty tho…", ">\n\nIs Glitter your mom's name?", ">\n\nI despite it as well", ">\n\nI was on some various drugs a couple weeks ago with my best bud. He randomly decided to blow a fistful of glitter directly into my face when I wasn’t paying attention. Needless to say I wasn’t amused. And two weeks later I’m still finding glitter around my room.", ">\n\nHow do you feel about edible or biodegradable glitter?", ">\n\nI did laundry today. I what was in the lint trap? Glitter", ">\n\nWhy do you people hate fun?", ">\n\nGlitter should dissolve in water and be good for plants/grass", ">\n\nIdgaf I love glitter", ">\n\nmmm I see an incredible amount of people bitch about glitter all the time. I think you have the popular opinion and I actually have the unpopular one for liking it lol." ]

[ "Glitter is the herpes of the crafting world", ">\n\nMy sister used to say this, she actually mailed our aunt a joke card filled with glitter designed to gently explode upon opening. When our aunt called our house, my sister just told her she gave her “glitter herpes” to remember her by. Six years latter, our aunt still finds little shiny specs on her couch and shag carpeting.", ">\n\nI'm so sorry to hear about your sister. I assume your aunt murdered her?", ">\n\nI'm sorry to hear Marcus's auntie still keeps shag carpeting. So much the worse for the glitter too.", ">\n\nYou got that wrong, Marcus's auntie keeps shagging carpets", ">\n\nMunch munch munch", ">\n\nDrove Uber, woman dropped a handful of glitter in the back seats, pissed I wouldn’t make a pit stop I guess. Didn’t notice, quick pick up of two nicely dressed women all in black on the way to a church service for their elderly mom. They noticed after sitting down in it. Still took the ride. I wanted to die seeing their black sparkly butts go up the church walk. Screw glitter and all who use it.", ">\n\nI'm not a huge fan of glitter, but biodegradable glitter does exist and is common. I think non-biodegradable glitter should stop being used though.", ">\n\nIt still gets EVERYWHERE", ">\n\nI don’t like sand", ">\n\nIt's coarse and rough and irritating", ">\n\nNot like here. Here everything is soft, and smooth.", ">\n\nRepeat after me kids:\nGLITTER IS LITTER", ">\n\nG-litter\nGlorious litter \nIt's pretty\nIt's still litter.", ">\n\n\"pretty to look at\" is as good as glitter gets", ">\n\nOf course. No one told you to eat it", ">\n\nA lot of times it contains heavy metals too", ">\n\nNo wonder those bands in the 80s used to use a lot of it", ">\n\nGlitter is the herpes of the rock world.", ">\n\nI think herpes was still the herpes of the rock world back then... poor Pam.", ">\n\nGlitter is not allowed in my house \nI allowed it once and still can find traces of it to this day....", ">\n\nI had a phone case with glitter. The thing busted months ago and I'm STILL finding traces of it", ">\n\nI will assault anyone who thinks it’s funny to give me a glitter bomb as a joke gift", ">\n\nGlitter bombs are only acceptable for cheating exes", ">\n\nAnd porch pirates", ">\n\nI saw a prank video about that on YouTube", ">\n\nYeah Mark Rober did it for 5 years, pretty epic prank", ">\n\nAs someone who just wore an all glitter dress I got for Christmas to an out of state function, I hate glitter. I burned the dress after I got home. Literally everywhere I went I left a trail of glitter and I felt like the biggest asshole on the planet. I went to go potty and the stall looked like someone murdered a glitter pixie. I don't think this is unpopular.", ">\n\nPotty? Grow up", ">\n\n/r/gatekeeping", ">\n\nPerhaps the most banal version of it.", ">\n\n\"Critics who treat 'adult' as a term of approval, instead of as a merely descriptive term, cannot be adult themselves. To be concerned about being grown up, to admire the grown up because it is grown up, to blush at the suspicion of being childish; these things are the marks of childhood and adolescence. And in childhood and adolescence they are, in moderation, healthy symptoms. Young things ought to want to grow. But to carry on into middle life or even into early manhood this concern about being adult is a mark of really arrested development. When I was ten, I read fairy tales in secret and would have been ashamed if I had been found doing so. Now that I am fifty I read them openly. When I became a man I put away childish things, including the fear of childishness and the desire to be very grown up.\" -- C.S. Lewis", ">\n\nAnd that's why I bought bio degradable glitter. I freaking love sparkles but the planet is important. There's also edible glitter that I plan on getting eventually.", ">\n\nIts fun. But you'll definitely spill some and find it everywhere for a few weeks. Not as bad as regular glitter tho. And your poop looks fancy for a day.\nBut: Biodegradable is a lie, usually. It's only biodegradable under VERY specific circumstances that are not met in a landfill or even most bio waste composting plants. Burning it works just fine :D", ">\n\nThis is popular as fuck", ">\n\nThe fact that glitter both exists and is used says otherwise.", ">\n\nI exist and am used, but I'm not popular.", ">\n\nBut are you biodegradable?", ">\n\nEverything except my bones.", ">\n\nGlitter is terrible. Now, sparkly stuff that doesn't bleed onto everything is okay and enjoyable. But glitter that leaks onto everything and never goes away is so bad", ">\n\nIm like a crow.. i need the shiny in my life", ">\n\nSAME", ">\n\nThe largest purchaser of glitter worldwide actively hides the fact that they are the largest purchaser of glitter worldwide", ">\n\nHow are you going to put me out there like that?", ">\n\nSorry De_Nilla the world has to know what you use all of it for", ">\n\nMy 6 year old could not disagree with this comment more strongly.", ">\n\nMy 4 year old too. \nShe dropped a tiny little tub of glitter on the floor (yay Christmas presents!) in the dining room and even after sweeping and hoovering the floor is SPARKLY!", ">\n\nyou could turn on a good old fashioned Kirby, leave it running in one spot for a century, pick it up and it will still sparkle under it", ">\n\nGlitter is a horrific abomination and if any type of plastic should be banned, it should be glitter.", ">\n\nI see your point. But it is oh so wonderful to send an enemy a glitter bomb.", ">\n\nPeople actually have enemies? And fantasize about vengeful antics?\nI really need to get out more", ">\n\nI would say this is the most popular opinion ever posted on this thread. NO ONE is coming out in support of glitter.", ">\n\ni support glitter 😂", ">\n\nDownvote this person into oblivion ☝️", ">\n\nThats a downvote for you! Glitter rules!", ">\n\nI hope you get it stuck in your hard to reach places!", ">\n\nAnd you have a life with no happy sparklies!", ">\n\nNGL, I don't even care about the whole micro plastics thing that much, I just hate the mess it leaves in general, seems the second a kid spills glitter in a house you're going to be finding little specs of glitter all around the place until the end of time. (or the building burns down, whatever is first) Even with effort to clean it up some always manages to remain. \nThink a good way of telling if a house was ever owned by a family with kids is just to have a good look at the gaps between floor boards, skirting and what not, any glitter and you know kids have likely been there.", ">\n\nI'm an artist who works with glitter and resin, and you're all absolutely correct. It's a plague, and I love it. Studio floors are gorgeous, but it gets places I haven't been, ever. It's in my boyfriends welding helmet, and that doesn't come home.", ">\n\nI have 3 daughters and especially when they were younger it seemed like there was glitter everywhere in our house. Well I get a call from my sister who was part angry part couldn't stop laughing. I had given her some leftover infant diapers we had, and she was at the doctors with her recently born son.\nDuring the check up she saw a strange look come over the Docs face, concerned she moved to see what was going on and was horrified to see her sons balls sparkling with glitter.\nGlitter is trash, and gets EVERYWHERE.", ">\n\nWe buy stupid vinyl records that are damage the first time you use them, instead of CDs. CD s are just music delivery system. People buy non stick pans, which are disposable, as opposed to a stainless steel pans which will out last your grandchildren. People buy expensive cell phones that you throw out when the battery is dead. I have five working computers, that they turned off the operating systems. They say people buy fast fashion. Hell, I can't but anything else. I can live with the glitter.", ">\n\nI had my MacBook for 10 years. Still worked perfectly. But I couldn’t update it anymore. Roughly 6 months later, none of the apps I was trying to run would work anymore. So I had to get a new one. I didn’t need a new one. It was annoying. I like my current MacBook but I’m annoyed that I even have to have it.", ">\n\nthis sub needs an update it's littered with popular opinions", ">\n\nThe things people will do for karma.\nAnd people admit knowing the rules and upvoting when they agree", ">\n\nBioglitter ftw", ">\n\nNo glitter, ftmfw", ">\n\nWhy do you hate fun", ">\n\nWhy do you choose to be the way you are?", ">\n\nGlitter is the middle of sequins\nEdit: get rid of both", ">\n\nI love glitter. They shine and shimmer", ">\n\ndid something concerning glitter happen to you recently lol? jusk askin", ">\n\nOP is probably another victim of the glitter boobytrap.", ">\n\ni’m a raver so reading these comments is just painful 😭😭😭😭", ">\n\nBuy the bio/eco-friendly glitter! I use it for music festivals and love it.", ">\n\ngood idea 😊😊😊", ">\n\nWhen I need to use glitter, I'm buying a biodegradable one. Problem solved", ">\n\nI think it's funny that every time I go to a music festival the people who say they love the planet the most are the first to throw glitter and chemical glow sticks like it's going out of style.", ">\n\nI go to music festivals and love face glitter, but I buy the bio/eco glitter that is made from algae. Not trying to be confrontational with you, just don't want you to think that everyone who loves to sparkle hates the environment.", ">\n\nI hate both", ">\n\nThis isn't an unpopular opinion....\nIDK if you've seen Good Mythical Morning, but they had glitter on the show ONCE and then instituted a serious, company-wide policy of banning glitter completely. Link still looks mad whenever the subject of glitter comes up.", ">\n\nPREACH", ">\n\nCheck your mailbox (there is a glitter bomb)", ">\n\nCards that play music are electronic waste", ">\n\nI agree. Easy downvote.", ">", ">\n\nlol is reddit supoosed to be an imageboard now? whats with the image replies", ">", ">\n\nThis is 10/10 not an upopular opinion. It’s is literally the herpes of the arts and crafts world. Nobody wants it, but of COURSE somebody has it, and they usually don’t tell you about it until it’s too late, and once you have it it’s impossible to get rid of.", ">\n\nThat's a great analogy. Even though I love glitter", ">\n\nI teach little children. I absolutely love glitter!", ">\n\nFantastic read for anyone interested. \nWhat Is Glitter? By Caity Weaver for The New York Times", ">\n\nBiodegradable glitter", ">\n\nbiggest sigh known to man", ">\n\nI don’t do much craft, but me and all the other performers I know are using biodegradable glitter products now.", ">\n\nDon’t get me started on edible glitter…", ">\n\nThis girl I'm talking to said \"give me your arm\" I was watching TV so I just obliged, she rubbed my whole arm with a brush that got loads of glitter on my skin. \"Now you sparkle like me\" was all I got when I asked why on earth I would want that.", ">\n\nGlitter is the STI of the arts and crafts world", ">\n\nOn what planet is this unpopular?", ">\n\nMercury, the surface temperature permanently fuses the glitter with everything it touches", ">\n\nI agree, but I use biodegradable glitter. I wish I could ditch it but I’m a rave girl, so that’s simply not an option…😏", ">\n\nSame goes for filling party balloons with helium. Literally taking a finite resource and filling a piece of trash with it.", ">\n\nI hope someone glitterbombs you", ">\n\nI hope someone glitter bombs me.", ">\n\nI like glitter. I'm man enough to say it", ">\n\nIs this Opposite Day in r/unpopularopinion? \nr/unpopularopinion glitter is the best, closely followed by sand.", ">\n\nIt is always opposite day here.\nAny actual unpopular opinions were banned a long time ago, try mentioning weight or race and chances are the mods will automatically ban it.", ">\n\nI despise glitter, it gets EVERYWHERE, and it sticks too. I just do my best to avoid it", ">\n\nI love the look of glitter. I love the biodegradable stuff but the price is insane and to buy craft is so cheap and easy. It's disappointing. I have a cup that's covered in glitter the best part is it sealed in and does shed everywhere.", ">\n\nI smell this opinion getting deleted from a mile away", ">\n\nCan we use glitter for scammers and people who steal packages?", ">\n\nI remember seeing videos of this man who made this box which used GPS and hidden cameras on all sides to catch porch pirates. When the person took the packaging off the box, an alarm sounded and it would throw up massive clouds of glitter.", ">\n\nYES! AND BALLOONS!! Enough with the balloon releases and glitter bombs!!", ">\n\nI would have to argue that balloons are worse than glitter. At least from an environmental, less-waste perspective.", ">\n\nBalloons are an eco nightmare and I wish we could ban them... But glitter sucks too.", ">\n\nGlitter is the herpes of the craft world. I would be happy to never see it again", ">\n\nThis post is just an I hate glitter circle jerk. We all hate glitter", ">\n\nMark Rober gets a pass.", ">\n\nIf your only argument is based on microplastics, you need to find a better one lol", ">\n\nDidn't even have to read the post. Every mom everywhere agrees with you", ">\n\nWe have 4 kids and respectfully disagree", ">\n\n✨ I absolutely love glitter and if I could I would sprinkle it everywhere I went. I think this world would be a better place if there was more glitter in random places. ✨", ">\n\nlike your liver?\nmmm microplastics in liver", ">\n\nYes, I do. But I'll take my chances. Something has to be the cause of our death. Imagine if we were so scared of anything that may kill us, that we avoided doing anything. That's not living. If I die of glitter, I'll be okay with that.", ">\n\nI'm also ok with you dieing from glitter; myself, not so much.", ">\n\nBut I'm okay with you dieing from glitter.", ">\n\nHoly shit yes. \nFuck glitter. Shit should be flat out illegal!", ">\n\nI absolutely hate glitter on anything, crafting, makeup, clothes. The shit is ugly as f", ">\n\ni like glitter", ">", ">\n\nSomeone needs to invent biodegradable glitter ASAP", ">\n\nIt has existed for years now...", ">\n\nBut glitter tastes so good", ">\n\nYou mean with lipstick right? RIGHT??", ">\n\nMhmm sure! Yeah with lipstick, not...just plain glitter, totally!", ">\n\nGlitter is probably the worst thing to happen at the university I attended, because grad pics needed glitter and god forbid you clean up after your shoot.", ">\n\nPopular opinion!", ">\n\nnot only aesthetically lame but terrible for literally everyone and the environment", ">\n\nDoesnt even look good tbh", ">\n\nbiodegradable glitter is great! Balloons need to go if you are getting rid of glitter.", ">\n\nGot a bunch on me at Christmas from gift bags", ">\n\nBut how else would women figure out their husbands were at a strip club?", ">\n\nWho ever inventer and created glitter better die. Or is dead but yet glitter isnt yet. Fk", ">\n\nIt’s so pretty tho…", ">\n\nIs Glitter your mom's name?", ">\n\nI despite it as well", ">\n\nI was on some various drugs a couple weeks ago with my best bud. He randomly decided to blow a fistful of glitter directly into my face when I wasn’t paying attention. Needless to say I wasn’t amused. And two weeks later I’m still finding glitter around my room.", ">\n\nHow do you feel about edible or biodegradable glitter?", ">\n\nI did laundry today. I what was in the lint trap? Glitter", ">\n\nWhy do you people hate fun?", ">\n\nGlitter should dissolve in water and be good for plants/grass", ">\n\nIdgaf I love glitter", ">\n\nmmm I see an incredible amount of people bitch about glitter all the time. I think you have the popular opinion and I actually have the unpopular one for liking it lol.", ">\n\nOh I thought you were talking about the movie in which case I was going to say that’s not so unpopular." ]

[ "Glitter is the herpes of the crafting world", ">\n\nMy sister used to say this, she actually mailed our aunt a joke card filled with glitter designed to gently explode upon opening. When our aunt called our house, my sister just told her she gave her “glitter herpes” to remember her by. Six years latter, our aunt still finds little shiny specs on her couch and shag carpeting.", ">\n\nI'm so sorry to hear about your sister. I assume your aunt murdered her?", ">\n\nI'm sorry to hear Marcus's auntie still keeps shag carpeting. So much the worse for the glitter too.", ">\n\nYou got that wrong, Marcus's auntie keeps shagging carpets", ">\n\nMunch munch munch", ">\n\nDrove Uber, woman dropped a handful of glitter in the back seats, pissed I wouldn’t make a pit stop I guess. Didn’t notice, quick pick up of two nicely dressed women all in black on the way to a church service for their elderly mom. They noticed after sitting down in it. Still took the ride. I wanted to die seeing their black sparkly butts go up the church walk. Screw glitter and all who use it.", ">\n\nI'm not a huge fan of glitter, but biodegradable glitter does exist and is common. I think non-biodegradable glitter should stop being used though.", ">\n\nIt still gets EVERYWHERE", ">\n\nI don’t like sand", ">\n\nIt's coarse and rough and irritating", ">\n\nNot like here. Here everything is soft, and smooth.", ">\n\nRepeat after me kids:\nGLITTER IS LITTER", ">\n\nG-litter\nGlorious litter \nIt's pretty\nIt's still litter.", ">\n\n\"pretty to look at\" is as good as glitter gets", ">\n\nOf course. No one told you to eat it", ">\n\nA lot of times it contains heavy metals too", ">\n\nNo wonder those bands in the 80s used to use a lot of it", ">\n\nGlitter is the herpes of the rock world.", ">\n\nI think herpes was still the herpes of the rock world back then... poor Pam.", ">\n\nGlitter is not allowed in my house \nI allowed it once and still can find traces of it to this day....", ">\n\nI had a phone case with glitter. The thing busted months ago and I'm STILL finding traces of it", ">\n\nI will assault anyone who thinks it’s funny to give me a glitter bomb as a joke gift", ">\n\nGlitter bombs are only acceptable for cheating exes", ">\n\nAnd porch pirates", ">\n\nI saw a prank video about that on YouTube", ">\n\nYeah Mark Rober did it for 5 years, pretty epic prank", ">\n\nAs someone who just wore an all glitter dress I got for Christmas to an out of state function, I hate glitter. I burned the dress after I got home. Literally everywhere I went I left a trail of glitter and I felt like the biggest asshole on the planet. I went to go potty and the stall looked like someone murdered a glitter pixie. I don't think this is unpopular.", ">\n\nPotty? Grow up", ">\n\n/r/gatekeeping", ">\n\nPerhaps the most banal version of it.", ">\n\n\"Critics who treat 'adult' as a term of approval, instead of as a merely descriptive term, cannot be adult themselves. To be concerned about being grown up, to admire the grown up because it is grown up, to blush at the suspicion of being childish; these things are the marks of childhood and adolescence. And in childhood and adolescence they are, in moderation, healthy symptoms. Young things ought to want to grow. But to carry on into middle life or even into early manhood this concern about being adult is a mark of really arrested development. When I was ten, I read fairy tales in secret and would have been ashamed if I had been found doing so. Now that I am fifty I read them openly. When I became a man I put away childish things, including the fear of childishness and the desire to be very grown up.\" -- C.S. Lewis", ">\n\nAnd that's why I bought bio degradable glitter. I freaking love sparkles but the planet is important. There's also edible glitter that I plan on getting eventually.", ">\n\nIts fun. But you'll definitely spill some and find it everywhere for a few weeks. Not as bad as regular glitter tho. And your poop looks fancy for a day.\nBut: Biodegradable is a lie, usually. It's only biodegradable under VERY specific circumstances that are not met in a landfill or even most bio waste composting plants. Burning it works just fine :D", ">\n\nThis is popular as fuck", ">\n\nThe fact that glitter both exists and is used says otherwise.", ">\n\nI exist and am used, but I'm not popular.", ">\n\nBut are you biodegradable?", ">\n\nEverything except my bones.", ">\n\nGlitter is terrible. Now, sparkly stuff that doesn't bleed onto everything is okay and enjoyable. But glitter that leaks onto everything and never goes away is so bad", ">\n\nIm like a crow.. i need the shiny in my life", ">\n\nSAME", ">\n\nThe largest purchaser of glitter worldwide actively hides the fact that they are the largest purchaser of glitter worldwide", ">\n\nHow are you going to put me out there like that?", ">\n\nSorry De_Nilla the world has to know what you use all of it for", ">\n\nMy 6 year old could not disagree with this comment more strongly.", ">\n\nMy 4 year old too. \nShe dropped a tiny little tub of glitter on the floor (yay Christmas presents!) in the dining room and even after sweeping and hoovering the floor is SPARKLY!", ">\n\nyou could turn on a good old fashioned Kirby, leave it running in one spot for a century, pick it up and it will still sparkle under it", ">\n\nGlitter is a horrific abomination and if any type of plastic should be banned, it should be glitter.", ">\n\nI see your point. But it is oh so wonderful to send an enemy a glitter bomb.", ">\n\nPeople actually have enemies? And fantasize about vengeful antics?\nI really need to get out more", ">\n\nI would say this is the most popular opinion ever posted on this thread. NO ONE is coming out in support of glitter.", ">\n\ni support glitter 😂", ">\n\nDownvote this person into oblivion ☝️", ">\n\nThats a downvote for you! Glitter rules!", ">\n\nI hope you get it stuck in your hard to reach places!", ">\n\nAnd you have a life with no happy sparklies!", ">\n\nNGL, I don't even care about the whole micro plastics thing that much, I just hate the mess it leaves in general, seems the second a kid spills glitter in a house you're going to be finding little specs of glitter all around the place until the end of time. (or the building burns down, whatever is first) Even with effort to clean it up some always manages to remain. \nThink a good way of telling if a house was ever owned by a family with kids is just to have a good look at the gaps between floor boards, skirting and what not, any glitter and you know kids have likely been there.", ">\n\nI'm an artist who works with glitter and resin, and you're all absolutely correct. It's a plague, and I love it. Studio floors are gorgeous, but it gets places I haven't been, ever. It's in my boyfriends welding helmet, and that doesn't come home.", ">\n\nI have 3 daughters and especially when they were younger it seemed like there was glitter everywhere in our house. Well I get a call from my sister who was part angry part couldn't stop laughing. I had given her some leftover infant diapers we had, and she was at the doctors with her recently born son.\nDuring the check up she saw a strange look come over the Docs face, concerned she moved to see what was going on and was horrified to see her sons balls sparkling with glitter.\nGlitter is trash, and gets EVERYWHERE.", ">\n\nWe buy stupid vinyl records that are damage the first time you use them, instead of CDs. CD s are just music delivery system. People buy non stick pans, which are disposable, as opposed to a stainless steel pans which will out last your grandchildren. People buy expensive cell phones that you throw out when the battery is dead. I have five working computers, that they turned off the operating systems. They say people buy fast fashion. Hell, I can't but anything else. I can live with the glitter.", ">\n\nI had my MacBook for 10 years. Still worked perfectly. But I couldn’t update it anymore. Roughly 6 months later, none of the apps I was trying to run would work anymore. So I had to get a new one. I didn’t need a new one. It was annoying. I like my current MacBook but I’m annoyed that I even have to have it.", ">\n\nthis sub needs an update it's littered with popular opinions", ">\n\nThe things people will do for karma.\nAnd people admit knowing the rules and upvoting when they agree", ">\n\nBioglitter ftw", ">\n\nNo glitter, ftmfw", ">\n\nWhy do you hate fun", ">\n\nWhy do you choose to be the way you are?", ">\n\nGlitter is the middle of sequins\nEdit: get rid of both", ">\n\nI love glitter. They shine and shimmer", ">\n\ndid something concerning glitter happen to you recently lol? jusk askin", ">\n\nOP is probably another victim of the glitter boobytrap.", ">\n\ni’m a raver so reading these comments is just painful 😭😭😭😭", ">\n\nBuy the bio/eco-friendly glitter! I use it for music festivals and love it.", ">\n\ngood idea 😊😊😊", ">\n\nWhen I need to use glitter, I'm buying a biodegradable one. Problem solved", ">\n\nI think it's funny that every time I go to a music festival the people who say they love the planet the most are the first to throw glitter and chemical glow sticks like it's going out of style.", ">\n\nI go to music festivals and love face glitter, but I buy the bio/eco glitter that is made from algae. Not trying to be confrontational with you, just don't want you to think that everyone who loves to sparkle hates the environment.", ">\n\nI hate both", ">\n\nThis isn't an unpopular opinion....\nIDK if you've seen Good Mythical Morning, but they had glitter on the show ONCE and then instituted a serious, company-wide policy of banning glitter completely. Link still looks mad whenever the subject of glitter comes up.", ">\n\nPREACH", ">\n\nCheck your mailbox (there is a glitter bomb)", ">\n\nCards that play music are electronic waste", ">\n\nI agree. Easy downvote.", ">", ">\n\nlol is reddit supoosed to be an imageboard now? whats with the image replies", ">", ">\n\nThis is 10/10 not an upopular opinion. It’s is literally the herpes of the arts and crafts world. Nobody wants it, but of COURSE somebody has it, and they usually don’t tell you about it until it’s too late, and once you have it it’s impossible to get rid of.", ">\n\nThat's a great analogy. Even though I love glitter", ">\n\nI teach little children. I absolutely love glitter!", ">\n\nFantastic read for anyone interested. \nWhat Is Glitter? By Caity Weaver for The New York Times", ">\n\nBiodegradable glitter", ">\n\nbiggest sigh known to man", ">\n\nI don’t do much craft, but me and all the other performers I know are using biodegradable glitter products now.", ">\n\nDon’t get me started on edible glitter…", ">\n\nThis girl I'm talking to said \"give me your arm\" I was watching TV so I just obliged, she rubbed my whole arm with a brush that got loads of glitter on my skin. \"Now you sparkle like me\" was all I got when I asked why on earth I would want that.", ">\n\nGlitter is the STI of the arts and crafts world", ">\n\nOn what planet is this unpopular?", ">\n\nMercury, the surface temperature permanently fuses the glitter with everything it touches", ">\n\nI agree, but I use biodegradable glitter. I wish I could ditch it but I’m a rave girl, so that’s simply not an option…😏", ">\n\nSame goes for filling party balloons with helium. Literally taking a finite resource and filling a piece of trash with it.", ">\n\nI hope someone glitterbombs you", ">\n\nI hope someone glitter bombs me.", ">\n\nI like glitter. I'm man enough to say it", ">\n\nIs this Opposite Day in r/unpopularopinion? \nr/unpopularopinion glitter is the best, closely followed by sand.", ">\n\nIt is always opposite day here.\nAny actual unpopular opinions were banned a long time ago, try mentioning weight or race and chances are the mods will automatically ban it.", ">\n\nI despise glitter, it gets EVERYWHERE, and it sticks too. I just do my best to avoid it", ">\n\nI love the look of glitter. I love the biodegradable stuff but the price is insane and to buy craft is so cheap and easy. It's disappointing. I have a cup that's covered in glitter the best part is it sealed in and does shed everywhere.", ">\n\nI smell this opinion getting deleted from a mile away", ">\n\nCan we use glitter for scammers and people who steal packages?", ">\n\nI remember seeing videos of this man who made this box which used GPS and hidden cameras on all sides to catch porch pirates. When the person took the packaging off the box, an alarm sounded and it would throw up massive clouds of glitter.", ">\n\nYES! AND BALLOONS!! Enough with the balloon releases and glitter bombs!!", ">\n\nI would have to argue that balloons are worse than glitter. At least from an environmental, less-waste perspective.", ">\n\nBalloons are an eco nightmare and I wish we could ban them... But glitter sucks too.", ">\n\nGlitter is the herpes of the craft world. I would be happy to never see it again", ">\n\nThis post is just an I hate glitter circle jerk. We all hate glitter", ">\n\nMark Rober gets a pass.", ">\n\nIf your only argument is based on microplastics, you need to find a better one lol", ">\n\nDidn't even have to read the post. Every mom everywhere agrees with you", ">\n\nWe have 4 kids and respectfully disagree", ">\n\n✨ I absolutely love glitter and if I could I would sprinkle it everywhere I went. I think this world would be a better place if there was more glitter in random places. ✨", ">\n\nlike your liver?\nmmm microplastics in liver", ">\n\nYes, I do. But I'll take my chances. Something has to be the cause of our death. Imagine if we were so scared of anything that may kill us, that we avoided doing anything. That's not living. If I die of glitter, I'll be okay with that.", ">\n\nI'm also ok with you dieing from glitter; myself, not so much.", ">\n\nBut I'm okay with you dieing from glitter.", ">\n\nHoly shit yes. \nFuck glitter. Shit should be flat out illegal!", ">\n\nI absolutely hate glitter on anything, crafting, makeup, clothes. The shit is ugly as f", ">\n\ni like glitter", ">", ">\n\nSomeone needs to invent biodegradable glitter ASAP", ">\n\nIt has existed for years now...", ">\n\nBut glitter tastes so good", ">\n\nYou mean with lipstick right? RIGHT??", ">\n\nMhmm sure! Yeah with lipstick, not...just plain glitter, totally!", ">\n\nGlitter is probably the worst thing to happen at the university I attended, because grad pics needed glitter and god forbid you clean up after your shoot.", ">\n\nPopular opinion!", ">\n\nnot only aesthetically lame but terrible for literally everyone and the environment", ">\n\nDoesnt even look good tbh", ">\n\nbiodegradable glitter is great! Balloons need to go if you are getting rid of glitter.", ">\n\nGot a bunch on me at Christmas from gift bags", ">\n\nBut how else would women figure out their husbands were at a strip club?", ">\n\nWho ever inventer and created glitter better die. Or is dead but yet glitter isnt yet. Fk", ">\n\nIt’s so pretty tho…", ">\n\nIs Glitter your mom's name?", ">\n\nI despite it as well", ">\n\nI was on some various drugs a couple weeks ago with my best bud. He randomly decided to blow a fistful of glitter directly into my face when I wasn’t paying attention. Needless to say I wasn’t amused. And two weeks later I’m still finding glitter around my room.", ">\n\nHow do you feel about edible or biodegradable glitter?", ">\n\nI did laundry today. I what was in the lint trap? Glitter", ">\n\nWhy do you people hate fun?", ">\n\nGlitter should dissolve in water and be good for plants/grass", ">\n\nIdgaf I love glitter", ">\n\nmmm I see an incredible amount of people bitch about glitter all the time. I think you have the popular opinion and I actually have the unpopular one for liking it lol.", ">\n\nOh I thought you were talking about the movie in which case I was going to say that’s not so unpopular.", ">\n\nGlitter: the herpes of arts & crafts" ]

[ "Glitter is the herpes of the crafting world", ">\n\nMy sister used to say this, she actually mailed our aunt a joke card filled with glitter designed to gently explode upon opening. When our aunt called our house, my sister just told her she gave her “glitter herpes” to remember her by. Six years latter, our aunt still finds little shiny specs on her couch and shag carpeting.", ">\n\nI'm so sorry to hear about your sister. I assume your aunt murdered her?", ">\n\nI'm sorry to hear Marcus's auntie still keeps shag carpeting. So much the worse for the glitter too.", ">\n\nYou got that wrong, Marcus's auntie keeps shagging carpets", ">\n\nMunch munch munch", ">\n\nDrove Uber, woman dropped a handful of glitter in the back seats, pissed I wouldn’t make a pit stop I guess. Didn’t notice, quick pick up of two nicely dressed women all in black on the way to a church service for their elderly mom. They noticed after sitting down in it. Still took the ride. I wanted to die seeing their black sparkly butts go up the church walk. Screw glitter and all who use it.", ">\n\nI'm not a huge fan of glitter, but biodegradable glitter does exist and is common. I think non-biodegradable glitter should stop being used though.", ">\n\nIt still gets EVERYWHERE", ">\n\nI don’t like sand", ">\n\nIt's coarse and rough and irritating", ">\n\nNot like here. Here everything is soft, and smooth.", ">\n\nRepeat after me kids:\nGLITTER IS LITTER", ">\n\nG-litter\nGlorious litter \nIt's pretty\nIt's still litter.", ">\n\n\"pretty to look at\" is as good as glitter gets", ">\n\nOf course. No one told you to eat it", ">\n\nA lot of times it contains heavy metals too", ">\n\nNo wonder those bands in the 80s used to use a lot of it", ">\n\nGlitter is the herpes of the rock world.", ">\n\nI think herpes was still the herpes of the rock world back then... poor Pam.", ">\n\nGlitter is not allowed in my house \nI allowed it once and still can find traces of it to this day....", ">\n\nI had a phone case with glitter. The thing busted months ago and I'm STILL finding traces of it", ">\n\nI will assault anyone who thinks it’s funny to give me a glitter bomb as a joke gift", ">\n\nGlitter bombs are only acceptable for cheating exes", ">\n\nAnd porch pirates", ">\n\nI saw a prank video about that on YouTube", ">\n\nYeah Mark Rober did it for 5 years, pretty epic prank", ">\n\nAs someone who just wore an all glitter dress I got for Christmas to an out of state function, I hate glitter. I burned the dress after I got home. Literally everywhere I went I left a trail of glitter and I felt like the biggest asshole on the planet. I went to go potty and the stall looked like someone murdered a glitter pixie. I don't think this is unpopular.", ">\n\nPotty? Grow up", ">\n\n/r/gatekeeping", ">\n\nPerhaps the most banal version of it.", ">\n\n\"Critics who treat 'adult' as a term of approval, instead of as a merely descriptive term, cannot be adult themselves. To be concerned about being grown up, to admire the grown up because it is grown up, to blush at the suspicion of being childish; these things are the marks of childhood and adolescence. And in childhood and adolescence they are, in moderation, healthy symptoms. Young things ought to want to grow. But to carry on into middle life or even into early manhood this concern about being adult is a mark of really arrested development. When I was ten, I read fairy tales in secret and would have been ashamed if I had been found doing so. Now that I am fifty I read them openly. When I became a man I put away childish things, including the fear of childishness and the desire to be very grown up.\" -- C.S. Lewis", ">\n\nAnd that's why I bought bio degradable glitter. I freaking love sparkles but the planet is important. There's also edible glitter that I plan on getting eventually.", ">\n\nIts fun. But you'll definitely spill some and find it everywhere for a few weeks. Not as bad as regular glitter tho. And your poop looks fancy for a day.\nBut: Biodegradable is a lie, usually. It's only biodegradable under VERY specific circumstances that are not met in a landfill or even most bio waste composting plants. Burning it works just fine :D", ">\n\nThis is popular as fuck", ">\n\nThe fact that glitter both exists and is used says otherwise.", ">\n\nI exist and am used, but I'm not popular.", ">\n\nBut are you biodegradable?", ">\n\nEverything except my bones.", ">\n\nGlitter is terrible. Now, sparkly stuff that doesn't bleed onto everything is okay and enjoyable. But glitter that leaks onto everything and never goes away is so bad", ">\n\nIm like a crow.. i need the shiny in my life", ">\n\nSAME", ">\n\nThe largest purchaser of glitter worldwide actively hides the fact that they are the largest purchaser of glitter worldwide", ">\n\nHow are you going to put me out there like that?", ">\n\nSorry De_Nilla the world has to know what you use all of it for", ">\n\nMy 6 year old could not disagree with this comment more strongly.", ">\n\nMy 4 year old too. \nShe dropped a tiny little tub of glitter on the floor (yay Christmas presents!) in the dining room and even after sweeping and hoovering the floor is SPARKLY!", ">\n\nyou could turn on a good old fashioned Kirby, leave it running in one spot for a century, pick it up and it will still sparkle under it", ">\n\nGlitter is a horrific abomination and if any type of plastic should be banned, it should be glitter.", ">\n\nI see your point. But it is oh so wonderful to send an enemy a glitter bomb.", ">\n\nPeople actually have enemies? And fantasize about vengeful antics?\nI really need to get out more", ">\n\nI would say this is the most popular opinion ever posted on this thread. NO ONE is coming out in support of glitter.", ">\n\ni support glitter 😂", ">\n\nDownvote this person into oblivion ☝️", ">\n\nThats a downvote for you! Glitter rules!", ">\n\nI hope you get it stuck in your hard to reach places!", ">\n\nAnd you have a life with no happy sparklies!", ">\n\nNGL, I don't even care about the whole micro plastics thing that much, I just hate the mess it leaves in general, seems the second a kid spills glitter in a house you're going to be finding little specs of glitter all around the place until the end of time. (or the building burns down, whatever is first) Even with effort to clean it up some always manages to remain. \nThink a good way of telling if a house was ever owned by a family with kids is just to have a good look at the gaps between floor boards, skirting and what not, any glitter and you know kids have likely been there.", ">\n\nI'm an artist who works with glitter and resin, and you're all absolutely correct. It's a plague, and I love it. Studio floors are gorgeous, but it gets places I haven't been, ever. It's in my boyfriends welding helmet, and that doesn't come home.", ">\n\nI have 3 daughters and especially when they were younger it seemed like there was glitter everywhere in our house. Well I get a call from my sister who was part angry part couldn't stop laughing. I had given her some leftover infant diapers we had, and she was at the doctors with her recently born son.\nDuring the check up she saw a strange look come over the Docs face, concerned she moved to see what was going on and was horrified to see her sons balls sparkling with glitter.\nGlitter is trash, and gets EVERYWHERE.", ">\n\nWe buy stupid vinyl records that are damage the first time you use them, instead of CDs. CD s are just music delivery system. People buy non stick pans, which are disposable, as opposed to a stainless steel pans which will out last your grandchildren. People buy expensive cell phones that you throw out when the battery is dead. I have five working computers, that they turned off the operating systems. They say people buy fast fashion. Hell, I can't but anything else. I can live with the glitter.", ">\n\nI had my MacBook for 10 years. Still worked perfectly. But I couldn’t update it anymore. Roughly 6 months later, none of the apps I was trying to run would work anymore. So I had to get a new one. I didn’t need a new one. It was annoying. I like my current MacBook but I’m annoyed that I even have to have it.", ">\n\nthis sub needs an update it's littered with popular opinions", ">\n\nThe things people will do for karma.\nAnd people admit knowing the rules and upvoting when they agree", ">\n\nBioglitter ftw", ">\n\nNo glitter, ftmfw", ">\n\nWhy do you hate fun", ">\n\nWhy do you choose to be the way you are?", ">\n\nGlitter is the middle of sequins\nEdit: get rid of both", ">\n\nI love glitter. They shine and shimmer", ">\n\ndid something concerning glitter happen to you recently lol? jusk askin", ">\n\nOP is probably another victim of the glitter boobytrap.", ">\n\ni’m a raver so reading these comments is just painful 😭😭😭😭", ">\n\nBuy the bio/eco-friendly glitter! I use it for music festivals and love it.", ">\n\ngood idea 😊😊😊", ">\n\nWhen I need to use glitter, I'm buying a biodegradable one. Problem solved", ">\n\nI think it's funny that every time I go to a music festival the people who say they love the planet the most are the first to throw glitter and chemical glow sticks like it's going out of style.", ">\n\nI go to music festivals and love face glitter, but I buy the bio/eco glitter that is made from algae. Not trying to be confrontational with you, just don't want you to think that everyone who loves to sparkle hates the environment.", ">\n\nI hate both", ">\n\nThis isn't an unpopular opinion....\nIDK if you've seen Good Mythical Morning, but they had glitter on the show ONCE and then instituted a serious, company-wide policy of banning glitter completely. Link still looks mad whenever the subject of glitter comes up.", ">\n\nPREACH", ">\n\nCheck your mailbox (there is a glitter bomb)", ">\n\nCards that play music are electronic waste", ">\n\nI agree. Easy downvote.", ">", ">\n\nlol is reddit supoosed to be an imageboard now? whats with the image replies", ">", ">\n\nThis is 10/10 not an upopular opinion. It’s is literally the herpes of the arts and crafts world. Nobody wants it, but of COURSE somebody has it, and they usually don’t tell you about it until it’s too late, and once you have it it’s impossible to get rid of.", ">\n\nThat's a great analogy. Even though I love glitter", ">\n\nI teach little children. I absolutely love glitter!", ">\n\nFantastic read for anyone interested. \nWhat Is Glitter? By Caity Weaver for The New York Times", ">\n\nBiodegradable glitter", ">\n\nbiggest sigh known to man", ">\n\nI don’t do much craft, but me and all the other performers I know are using biodegradable glitter products now.", ">\n\nDon’t get me started on edible glitter…", ">\n\nThis girl I'm talking to said \"give me your arm\" I was watching TV so I just obliged, she rubbed my whole arm with a brush that got loads of glitter on my skin. \"Now you sparkle like me\" was all I got when I asked why on earth I would want that.", ">\n\nGlitter is the STI of the arts and crafts world", ">\n\nOn what planet is this unpopular?", ">\n\nMercury, the surface temperature permanently fuses the glitter with everything it touches", ">\n\nI agree, but I use biodegradable glitter. I wish I could ditch it but I’m a rave girl, so that’s simply not an option…😏", ">\n\nSame goes for filling party balloons with helium. Literally taking a finite resource and filling a piece of trash with it.", ">\n\nI hope someone glitterbombs you", ">\n\nI hope someone glitter bombs me.", ">\n\nI like glitter. I'm man enough to say it", ">\n\nIs this Opposite Day in r/unpopularopinion? \nr/unpopularopinion glitter is the best, closely followed by sand.", ">\n\nIt is always opposite day here.\nAny actual unpopular opinions were banned a long time ago, try mentioning weight or race and chances are the mods will automatically ban it.", ">\n\nI despise glitter, it gets EVERYWHERE, and it sticks too. I just do my best to avoid it", ">\n\nI love the look of glitter. I love the biodegradable stuff but the price is insane and to buy craft is so cheap and easy. It's disappointing. I have a cup that's covered in glitter the best part is it sealed in and does shed everywhere.", ">\n\nI smell this opinion getting deleted from a mile away", ">\n\nCan we use glitter for scammers and people who steal packages?", ">\n\nI remember seeing videos of this man who made this box which used GPS and hidden cameras on all sides to catch porch pirates. When the person took the packaging off the box, an alarm sounded and it would throw up massive clouds of glitter.", ">\n\nYES! AND BALLOONS!! Enough with the balloon releases and glitter bombs!!", ">\n\nI would have to argue that balloons are worse than glitter. At least from an environmental, less-waste perspective.", ">\n\nBalloons are an eco nightmare and I wish we could ban them... But glitter sucks too.", ">\n\nGlitter is the herpes of the craft world. I would be happy to never see it again", ">\n\nThis post is just an I hate glitter circle jerk. We all hate glitter", ">\n\nMark Rober gets a pass.", ">\n\nIf your only argument is based on microplastics, you need to find a better one lol", ">\n\nDidn't even have to read the post. Every mom everywhere agrees with you", ">\n\nWe have 4 kids and respectfully disagree", ">\n\n✨ I absolutely love glitter and if I could I would sprinkle it everywhere I went. I think this world would be a better place if there was more glitter in random places. ✨", ">\n\nlike your liver?\nmmm microplastics in liver", ">\n\nYes, I do. But I'll take my chances. Something has to be the cause of our death. Imagine if we were so scared of anything that may kill us, that we avoided doing anything. That's not living. If I die of glitter, I'll be okay with that.", ">\n\nI'm also ok with you dieing from glitter; myself, not so much.", ">\n\nBut I'm okay with you dieing from glitter.", ">\n\nHoly shit yes. \nFuck glitter. Shit should be flat out illegal!", ">\n\nI absolutely hate glitter on anything, crafting, makeup, clothes. The shit is ugly as f", ">\n\ni like glitter", ">", ">\n\nSomeone needs to invent biodegradable glitter ASAP", ">\n\nIt has existed for years now...", ">\n\nBut glitter tastes so good", ">\n\nYou mean with lipstick right? RIGHT??", ">\n\nMhmm sure! Yeah with lipstick, not...just plain glitter, totally!", ">\n\nGlitter is probably the worst thing to happen at the university I attended, because grad pics needed glitter and god forbid you clean up after your shoot.", ">\n\nPopular opinion!", ">\n\nnot only aesthetically lame but terrible for literally everyone and the environment", ">\n\nDoesnt even look good tbh", ">\n\nbiodegradable glitter is great! Balloons need to go if you are getting rid of glitter.", ">\n\nGot a bunch on me at Christmas from gift bags", ">\n\nBut how else would women figure out their husbands were at a strip club?", ">\n\nWho ever inventer and created glitter better die. Or is dead but yet glitter isnt yet. Fk", ">\n\nIt’s so pretty tho…", ">\n\nIs Glitter your mom's name?", ">\n\nI despite it as well", ">\n\nI was on some various drugs a couple weeks ago with my best bud. He randomly decided to blow a fistful of glitter directly into my face when I wasn’t paying attention. Needless to say I wasn’t amused. And two weeks later I’m still finding glitter around my room.", ">\n\nHow do you feel about edible or biodegradable glitter?", ">\n\nI did laundry today. I what was in the lint trap? Glitter", ">\n\nWhy do you people hate fun?", ">\n\nGlitter should dissolve in water and be good for plants/grass", ">\n\nIdgaf I love glitter", ">\n\nmmm I see an incredible amount of people bitch about glitter all the time. I think you have the popular opinion and I actually have the unpopular one for liking it lol.", ">\n\nOh I thought you were talking about the movie in which case I was going to say that’s not so unpopular.", ">\n\nGlitter: the herpes of arts & crafts", ">\n\nIt’s literally fancy dust, but it’s fun!" ]

[ "Glitter is the herpes of the crafting world", ">\n\nMy sister used to say this, she actually mailed our aunt a joke card filled with glitter designed to gently explode upon opening. When our aunt called our house, my sister just told her she gave her “glitter herpes” to remember her by. Six years latter, our aunt still finds little shiny specs on her couch and shag carpeting.", ">\n\nI'm so sorry to hear about your sister. I assume your aunt murdered her?", ">\n\nI'm sorry to hear Marcus's auntie still keeps shag carpeting. So much the worse for the glitter too.", ">\n\nYou got that wrong, Marcus's auntie keeps shagging carpets", ">\n\nMunch munch munch", ">\n\nDrove Uber, woman dropped a handful of glitter in the back seats, pissed I wouldn’t make a pit stop I guess. Didn’t notice, quick pick up of two nicely dressed women all in black on the way to a church service for their elderly mom. They noticed after sitting down in it. Still took the ride. I wanted to die seeing their black sparkly butts go up the church walk. Screw glitter and all who use it.", ">\n\nI'm not a huge fan of glitter, but biodegradable glitter does exist and is common. I think non-biodegradable glitter should stop being used though.", ">\n\nIt still gets EVERYWHERE", ">\n\nI don’t like sand", ">\n\nIt's coarse and rough and irritating", ">\n\nNot like here. Here everything is soft, and smooth.", ">\n\nRepeat after me kids:\nGLITTER IS LITTER", ">\n\nG-litter\nGlorious litter \nIt's pretty\nIt's still litter.", ">\n\n\"pretty to look at\" is as good as glitter gets", ">\n\nOf course. No one told you to eat it", ">\n\nA lot of times it contains heavy metals too", ">\n\nNo wonder those bands in the 80s used to use a lot of it", ">\n\nGlitter is the herpes of the rock world.", ">\n\nI think herpes was still the herpes of the rock world back then... poor Pam.", ">\n\nGlitter is not allowed in my house \nI allowed it once and still can find traces of it to this day....", ">\n\nI had a phone case with glitter. The thing busted months ago and I'm STILL finding traces of it", ">\n\nI will assault anyone who thinks it’s funny to give me a glitter bomb as a joke gift", ">\n\nGlitter bombs are only acceptable for cheating exes", ">\n\nAnd porch pirates", ">\n\nI saw a prank video about that on YouTube", ">\n\nYeah Mark Rober did it for 5 years, pretty epic prank", ">\n\nAs someone who just wore an all glitter dress I got for Christmas to an out of state function, I hate glitter. I burned the dress after I got home. Literally everywhere I went I left a trail of glitter and I felt like the biggest asshole on the planet. I went to go potty and the stall looked like someone murdered a glitter pixie. I don't think this is unpopular.", ">\n\nPotty? Grow up", ">\n\n/r/gatekeeping", ">\n\nPerhaps the most banal version of it.", ">\n\n\"Critics who treat 'adult' as a term of approval, instead of as a merely descriptive term, cannot be adult themselves. To be concerned about being grown up, to admire the grown up because it is grown up, to blush at the suspicion of being childish; these things are the marks of childhood and adolescence. And in childhood and adolescence they are, in moderation, healthy symptoms. Young things ought to want to grow. But to carry on into middle life or even into early manhood this concern about being adult is a mark of really arrested development. When I was ten, I read fairy tales in secret and would have been ashamed if I had been found doing so. Now that I am fifty I read them openly. When I became a man I put away childish things, including the fear of childishness and the desire to be very grown up.\" -- C.S. Lewis", ">\n\nAnd that's why I bought bio degradable glitter. I freaking love sparkles but the planet is important. There's also edible glitter that I plan on getting eventually.", ">\n\nIts fun. But you'll definitely spill some and find it everywhere for a few weeks. Not as bad as regular glitter tho. And your poop looks fancy for a day.\nBut: Biodegradable is a lie, usually. It's only biodegradable under VERY specific circumstances that are not met in a landfill or even most bio waste composting plants. Burning it works just fine :D", ">\n\nThis is popular as fuck", ">\n\nThe fact that glitter both exists and is used says otherwise.", ">\n\nI exist and am used, but I'm not popular.", ">\n\nBut are you biodegradable?", ">\n\nEverything except my bones.", ">\n\nGlitter is terrible. Now, sparkly stuff that doesn't bleed onto everything is okay and enjoyable. But glitter that leaks onto everything and never goes away is so bad", ">\n\nIm like a crow.. i need the shiny in my life", ">\n\nSAME", ">\n\nThe largest purchaser of glitter worldwide actively hides the fact that they are the largest purchaser of glitter worldwide", ">\n\nHow are you going to put me out there like that?", ">\n\nSorry De_Nilla the world has to know what you use all of it for", ">\n\nMy 6 year old could not disagree with this comment more strongly.", ">\n\nMy 4 year old too. \nShe dropped a tiny little tub of glitter on the floor (yay Christmas presents!) in the dining room and even after sweeping and hoovering the floor is SPARKLY!", ">\n\nyou could turn on a good old fashioned Kirby, leave it running in one spot for a century, pick it up and it will still sparkle under it", ">\n\nGlitter is a horrific abomination and if any type of plastic should be banned, it should be glitter.", ">\n\nI see your point. But it is oh so wonderful to send an enemy a glitter bomb.", ">\n\nPeople actually have enemies? And fantasize about vengeful antics?\nI really need to get out more", ">\n\nI would say this is the most popular opinion ever posted on this thread. NO ONE is coming out in support of glitter.", ">\n\ni support glitter 😂", ">\n\nDownvote this person into oblivion ☝️", ">\n\nThats a downvote for you! Glitter rules!", ">\n\nI hope you get it stuck in your hard to reach places!", ">\n\nAnd you have a life with no happy sparklies!", ">\n\nNGL, I don't even care about the whole micro plastics thing that much, I just hate the mess it leaves in general, seems the second a kid spills glitter in a house you're going to be finding little specs of glitter all around the place until the end of time. (or the building burns down, whatever is first) Even with effort to clean it up some always manages to remain. \nThink a good way of telling if a house was ever owned by a family with kids is just to have a good look at the gaps between floor boards, skirting and what not, any glitter and you know kids have likely been there.", ">\n\nI'm an artist who works with glitter and resin, and you're all absolutely correct. It's a plague, and I love it. Studio floors are gorgeous, but it gets places I haven't been, ever. It's in my boyfriends welding helmet, and that doesn't come home.", ">\n\nI have 3 daughters and especially when they were younger it seemed like there was glitter everywhere in our house. Well I get a call from my sister who was part angry part couldn't stop laughing. I had given her some leftover infant diapers we had, and she was at the doctors with her recently born son.\nDuring the check up she saw a strange look come over the Docs face, concerned she moved to see what was going on and was horrified to see her sons balls sparkling with glitter.\nGlitter is trash, and gets EVERYWHERE.", ">\n\nWe buy stupid vinyl records that are damage the first time you use them, instead of CDs. CD s are just music delivery system. People buy non stick pans, which are disposable, as opposed to a stainless steel pans which will out last your grandchildren. People buy expensive cell phones that you throw out when the battery is dead. I have five working computers, that they turned off the operating systems. They say people buy fast fashion. Hell, I can't but anything else. I can live with the glitter.", ">\n\nI had my MacBook for 10 years. Still worked perfectly. But I couldn’t update it anymore. Roughly 6 months later, none of the apps I was trying to run would work anymore. So I had to get a new one. I didn’t need a new one. It was annoying. I like my current MacBook but I’m annoyed that I even have to have it.", ">\n\nthis sub needs an update it's littered with popular opinions", ">\n\nThe things people will do for karma.\nAnd people admit knowing the rules and upvoting when they agree", ">\n\nBioglitter ftw", ">\n\nNo glitter, ftmfw", ">\n\nWhy do you hate fun", ">\n\nWhy do you choose to be the way you are?", ">\n\nGlitter is the middle of sequins\nEdit: get rid of both", ">\n\nI love glitter. They shine and shimmer", ">\n\ndid something concerning glitter happen to you recently lol? jusk askin", ">\n\nOP is probably another victim of the glitter boobytrap.", ">\n\ni’m a raver so reading these comments is just painful 😭😭😭😭", ">\n\nBuy the bio/eco-friendly glitter! I use it for music festivals and love it.", ">\n\ngood idea 😊😊😊", ">\n\nWhen I need to use glitter, I'm buying a biodegradable one. Problem solved", ">\n\nI think it's funny that every time I go to a music festival the people who say they love the planet the most are the first to throw glitter and chemical glow sticks like it's going out of style.", ">\n\nI go to music festivals and love face glitter, but I buy the bio/eco glitter that is made from algae. Not trying to be confrontational with you, just don't want you to think that everyone who loves to sparkle hates the environment.", ">\n\nI hate both", ">\n\nThis isn't an unpopular opinion....\nIDK if you've seen Good Mythical Morning, but they had glitter on the show ONCE and then instituted a serious, company-wide policy of banning glitter completely. Link still looks mad whenever the subject of glitter comes up.", ">\n\nPREACH", ">\n\nCheck your mailbox (there is a glitter bomb)", ">\n\nCards that play music are electronic waste", ">\n\nI agree. Easy downvote.", ">", ">\n\nlol is reddit supoosed to be an imageboard now? whats with the image replies", ">", ">\n\nThis is 10/10 not an upopular opinion. It’s is literally the herpes of the arts and crafts world. Nobody wants it, but of COURSE somebody has it, and they usually don’t tell you about it until it’s too late, and once you have it it’s impossible to get rid of.", ">\n\nThat's a great analogy. Even though I love glitter", ">\n\nI teach little children. I absolutely love glitter!", ">\n\nFantastic read for anyone interested. \nWhat Is Glitter? By Caity Weaver for The New York Times", ">\n\nBiodegradable glitter", ">\n\nbiggest sigh known to man", ">\n\nI don’t do much craft, but me and all the other performers I know are using biodegradable glitter products now.", ">\n\nDon’t get me started on edible glitter…", ">\n\nThis girl I'm talking to said \"give me your arm\" I was watching TV so I just obliged, she rubbed my whole arm with a brush that got loads of glitter on my skin. \"Now you sparkle like me\" was all I got when I asked why on earth I would want that.", ">\n\nGlitter is the STI of the arts and crafts world", ">\n\nOn what planet is this unpopular?", ">\n\nMercury, the surface temperature permanently fuses the glitter with everything it touches", ">\n\nI agree, but I use biodegradable glitter. I wish I could ditch it but I’m a rave girl, so that’s simply not an option…😏", ">\n\nSame goes for filling party balloons with helium. Literally taking a finite resource and filling a piece of trash with it.", ">\n\nI hope someone glitterbombs you", ">\n\nI hope someone glitter bombs me.", ">\n\nI like glitter. I'm man enough to say it", ">\n\nIs this Opposite Day in r/unpopularopinion? \nr/unpopularopinion glitter is the best, closely followed by sand.", ">\n\nIt is always opposite day here.\nAny actual unpopular opinions were banned a long time ago, try mentioning weight or race and chances are the mods will automatically ban it.", ">\n\nI despise glitter, it gets EVERYWHERE, and it sticks too. I just do my best to avoid it", ">\n\nI love the look of glitter. I love the biodegradable stuff but the price is insane and to buy craft is so cheap and easy. It's disappointing. I have a cup that's covered in glitter the best part is it sealed in and does shed everywhere.", ">\n\nI smell this opinion getting deleted from a mile away", ">\n\nCan we use glitter for scammers and people who steal packages?", ">\n\nI remember seeing videos of this man who made this box which used GPS and hidden cameras on all sides to catch porch pirates. When the person took the packaging off the box, an alarm sounded and it would throw up massive clouds of glitter.", ">\n\nYES! AND BALLOONS!! Enough with the balloon releases and glitter bombs!!", ">\n\nI would have to argue that balloons are worse than glitter. At least from an environmental, less-waste perspective.", ">\n\nBalloons are an eco nightmare and I wish we could ban them... But glitter sucks too.", ">\n\nGlitter is the herpes of the craft world. I would be happy to never see it again", ">\n\nThis post is just an I hate glitter circle jerk. We all hate glitter", ">\n\nMark Rober gets a pass.", ">\n\nIf your only argument is based on microplastics, you need to find a better one lol", ">\n\nDidn't even have to read the post. Every mom everywhere agrees with you", ">\n\nWe have 4 kids and respectfully disagree", ">\n\n✨ I absolutely love glitter and if I could I would sprinkle it everywhere I went. I think this world would be a better place if there was more glitter in random places. ✨", ">\n\nlike your liver?\nmmm microplastics in liver", ">\n\nYes, I do. But I'll take my chances. Something has to be the cause of our death. Imagine if we were so scared of anything that may kill us, that we avoided doing anything. That's not living. If I die of glitter, I'll be okay with that.", ">\n\nI'm also ok with you dieing from glitter; myself, not so much.", ">\n\nBut I'm okay with you dieing from glitter.", ">\n\nHoly shit yes. \nFuck glitter. Shit should be flat out illegal!", ">\n\nI absolutely hate glitter on anything, crafting, makeup, clothes. The shit is ugly as f", ">\n\ni like glitter", ">", ">\n\nSomeone needs to invent biodegradable glitter ASAP", ">\n\nIt has existed for years now...", ">\n\nBut glitter tastes so good", ">\n\nYou mean with lipstick right? RIGHT??", ">\n\nMhmm sure! Yeah with lipstick, not...just plain glitter, totally!", ">\n\nGlitter is probably the worst thing to happen at the university I attended, because grad pics needed glitter and god forbid you clean up after your shoot.", ">\n\nPopular opinion!", ">\n\nnot only aesthetically lame but terrible for literally everyone and the environment", ">\n\nDoesnt even look good tbh", ">\n\nbiodegradable glitter is great! Balloons need to go if you are getting rid of glitter.", ">\n\nGot a bunch on me at Christmas from gift bags", ">\n\nBut how else would women figure out their husbands were at a strip club?", ">\n\nWho ever inventer and created glitter better die. Or is dead but yet glitter isnt yet. Fk", ">\n\nIt’s so pretty tho…", ">\n\nIs Glitter your mom's name?", ">\n\nI despite it as well", ">\n\nI was on some various drugs a couple weeks ago with my best bud. He randomly decided to blow a fistful of glitter directly into my face when I wasn’t paying attention. Needless to say I wasn’t amused. And two weeks later I’m still finding glitter around my room.", ">\n\nHow do you feel about edible or biodegradable glitter?", ">\n\nI did laundry today. I what was in the lint trap? Glitter", ">\n\nWhy do you people hate fun?", ">\n\nGlitter should dissolve in water and be good for plants/grass", ">\n\nIdgaf I love glitter", ">\n\nmmm I see an incredible amount of people bitch about glitter all the time. I think you have the popular opinion and I actually have the unpopular one for liking it lol.", ">\n\nOh I thought you were talking about the movie in which case I was going to say that’s not so unpopular.", ">\n\nGlitter: the herpes of arts & crafts", ">\n\nIt’s literally fancy dust, but it’s fun!", ">\n\nGlitter is the herpes of the craft world." ]

[ "Glitter is the herpes of the crafting world", ">\n\nMy sister used to say this, she actually mailed our aunt a joke card filled with glitter designed to gently explode upon opening. When our aunt called our house, my sister just told her she gave her “glitter herpes” to remember her by. Six years latter, our aunt still finds little shiny specs on her couch and shag carpeting.", ">\n\nI'm so sorry to hear about your sister. I assume your aunt murdered her?", ">\n\nI'm sorry to hear Marcus's auntie still keeps shag carpeting. So much the worse for the glitter too.", ">\n\nYou got that wrong, Marcus's auntie keeps shagging carpets", ">\n\nMunch munch munch", ">\n\nDrove Uber, woman dropped a handful of glitter in the back seats, pissed I wouldn’t make a pit stop I guess. Didn’t notice, quick pick up of two nicely dressed women all in black on the way to a church service for their elderly mom. They noticed after sitting down in it. Still took the ride. I wanted to die seeing their black sparkly butts go up the church walk. Screw glitter and all who use it.", ">\n\nI'm not a huge fan of glitter, but biodegradable glitter does exist and is common. I think non-biodegradable glitter should stop being used though.", ">\n\nIt still gets EVERYWHERE", ">\n\nI don’t like sand", ">\n\nIt's coarse and rough and irritating", ">\n\nNot like here. Here everything is soft, and smooth.", ">\n\nRepeat after me kids:\nGLITTER IS LITTER", ">\n\nG-litter\nGlorious litter \nIt's pretty\nIt's still litter.", ">\n\n\"pretty to look at\" is as good as glitter gets", ">\n\nOf course. No one told you to eat it", ">\n\nA lot of times it contains heavy metals too", ">\n\nNo wonder those bands in the 80s used to use a lot of it", ">\n\nGlitter is the herpes of the rock world.", ">\n\nI think herpes was still the herpes of the rock world back then... poor Pam.", ">\n\nGlitter is not allowed in my house \nI allowed it once and still can find traces of it to this day....", ">\n\nI had a phone case with glitter. The thing busted months ago and I'm STILL finding traces of it", ">\n\nI will assault anyone who thinks it’s funny to give me a glitter bomb as a joke gift", ">\n\nGlitter bombs are only acceptable for cheating exes", ">\n\nAnd porch pirates", ">\n\nI saw a prank video about that on YouTube", ">\n\nYeah Mark Rober did it for 5 years, pretty epic prank", ">\n\nAs someone who just wore an all glitter dress I got for Christmas to an out of state function, I hate glitter. I burned the dress after I got home. Literally everywhere I went I left a trail of glitter and I felt like the biggest asshole on the planet. I went to go potty and the stall looked like someone murdered a glitter pixie. I don't think this is unpopular.", ">\n\nPotty? Grow up", ">\n\n/r/gatekeeping", ">\n\nPerhaps the most banal version of it.", ">\n\n\"Critics who treat 'adult' as a term of approval, instead of as a merely descriptive term, cannot be adult themselves. To be concerned about being grown up, to admire the grown up because it is grown up, to blush at the suspicion of being childish; these things are the marks of childhood and adolescence. And in childhood and adolescence they are, in moderation, healthy symptoms. Young things ought to want to grow. But to carry on into middle life or even into early manhood this concern about being adult is a mark of really arrested development. When I was ten, I read fairy tales in secret and would have been ashamed if I had been found doing so. Now that I am fifty I read them openly. When I became a man I put away childish things, including the fear of childishness and the desire to be very grown up.\" -- C.S. Lewis", ">\n\nAnd that's why I bought bio degradable glitter. I freaking love sparkles but the planet is important. There's also edible glitter that I plan on getting eventually.", ">\n\nIts fun. But you'll definitely spill some and find it everywhere for a few weeks. Not as bad as regular glitter tho. And your poop looks fancy for a day.\nBut: Biodegradable is a lie, usually. It's only biodegradable under VERY specific circumstances that are not met in a landfill or even most bio waste composting plants. Burning it works just fine :D", ">\n\nThis is popular as fuck", ">\n\nThe fact that glitter both exists and is used says otherwise.", ">\n\nI exist and am used, but I'm not popular.", ">\n\nBut are you biodegradable?", ">\n\nEverything except my bones.", ">\n\nGlitter is terrible. Now, sparkly stuff that doesn't bleed onto everything is okay and enjoyable. But glitter that leaks onto everything and never goes away is so bad", ">\n\nIm like a crow.. i need the shiny in my life", ">\n\nSAME", ">\n\nThe largest purchaser of glitter worldwide actively hides the fact that they are the largest purchaser of glitter worldwide", ">\n\nHow are you going to put me out there like that?", ">\n\nSorry De_Nilla the world has to know what you use all of it for", ">\n\nMy 6 year old could not disagree with this comment more strongly.", ">\n\nMy 4 year old too. \nShe dropped a tiny little tub of glitter on the floor (yay Christmas presents!) in the dining room and even after sweeping and hoovering the floor is SPARKLY!", ">\n\nyou could turn on a good old fashioned Kirby, leave it running in one spot for a century, pick it up and it will still sparkle under it", ">\n\nGlitter is a horrific abomination and if any type of plastic should be banned, it should be glitter.", ">\n\nI see your point. But it is oh so wonderful to send an enemy a glitter bomb.", ">\n\nPeople actually have enemies? And fantasize about vengeful antics?\nI really need to get out more", ">\n\nI would say this is the most popular opinion ever posted on this thread. NO ONE is coming out in support of glitter.", ">\n\ni support glitter 😂", ">\n\nDownvote this person into oblivion ☝️", ">\n\nThats a downvote for you! Glitter rules!", ">\n\nI hope you get it stuck in your hard to reach places!", ">\n\nAnd you have a life with no happy sparklies!", ">\n\nNGL, I don't even care about the whole micro plastics thing that much, I just hate the mess it leaves in general, seems the second a kid spills glitter in a house you're going to be finding little specs of glitter all around the place until the end of time. (or the building burns down, whatever is first) Even with effort to clean it up some always manages to remain. \nThink a good way of telling if a house was ever owned by a family with kids is just to have a good look at the gaps between floor boards, skirting and what not, any glitter and you know kids have likely been there.", ">\n\nI'm an artist who works with glitter and resin, and you're all absolutely correct. It's a plague, and I love it. Studio floors are gorgeous, but it gets places I haven't been, ever. It's in my boyfriends welding helmet, and that doesn't come home.", ">\n\nI have 3 daughters and especially when they were younger it seemed like there was glitter everywhere in our house. Well I get a call from my sister who was part angry part couldn't stop laughing. I had given her some leftover infant diapers we had, and she was at the doctors with her recently born son.\nDuring the check up she saw a strange look come over the Docs face, concerned she moved to see what was going on and was horrified to see her sons balls sparkling with glitter.\nGlitter is trash, and gets EVERYWHERE.", ">\n\nWe buy stupid vinyl records that are damage the first time you use them, instead of CDs. CD s are just music delivery system. People buy non stick pans, which are disposable, as opposed to a stainless steel pans which will out last your grandchildren. People buy expensive cell phones that you throw out when the battery is dead. I have five working computers, that they turned off the operating systems. They say people buy fast fashion. Hell, I can't but anything else. I can live with the glitter.", ">\n\nI had my MacBook for 10 years. Still worked perfectly. But I couldn’t update it anymore. Roughly 6 months later, none of the apps I was trying to run would work anymore. So I had to get a new one. I didn’t need a new one. It was annoying. I like my current MacBook but I’m annoyed that I even have to have it.", ">\n\nthis sub needs an update it's littered with popular opinions", ">\n\nThe things people will do for karma.\nAnd people admit knowing the rules and upvoting when they agree", ">\n\nBioglitter ftw", ">\n\nNo glitter, ftmfw", ">\n\nWhy do you hate fun", ">\n\nWhy do you choose to be the way you are?", ">\n\nGlitter is the middle of sequins\nEdit: get rid of both", ">\n\nI love glitter. They shine and shimmer", ">\n\ndid something concerning glitter happen to you recently lol? jusk askin", ">\n\nOP is probably another victim of the glitter boobytrap.", ">\n\ni’m a raver so reading these comments is just painful 😭😭😭😭", ">\n\nBuy the bio/eco-friendly glitter! I use it for music festivals and love it.", ">\n\ngood idea 😊😊😊", ">\n\nWhen I need to use glitter, I'm buying a biodegradable one. Problem solved", ">\n\nI think it's funny that every time I go to a music festival the people who say they love the planet the most are the first to throw glitter and chemical glow sticks like it's going out of style.", ">\n\nI go to music festivals and love face glitter, but I buy the bio/eco glitter that is made from algae. Not trying to be confrontational with you, just don't want you to think that everyone who loves to sparkle hates the environment.", ">\n\nI hate both", ">\n\nThis isn't an unpopular opinion....\nIDK if you've seen Good Mythical Morning, but they had glitter on the show ONCE and then instituted a serious, company-wide policy of banning glitter completely. Link still looks mad whenever the subject of glitter comes up.", ">\n\nPREACH", ">\n\nCheck your mailbox (there is a glitter bomb)", ">\n\nCards that play music are electronic waste", ">\n\nI agree. Easy downvote.", ">", ">\n\nlol is reddit supoosed to be an imageboard now? whats with the image replies", ">", ">\n\nThis is 10/10 not an upopular opinion. It’s is literally the herpes of the arts and crafts world. Nobody wants it, but of COURSE somebody has it, and they usually don’t tell you about it until it’s too late, and once you have it it’s impossible to get rid of.", ">\n\nThat's a great analogy. Even though I love glitter", ">\n\nI teach little children. I absolutely love glitter!", ">\n\nFantastic read for anyone interested. \nWhat Is Glitter? By Caity Weaver for The New York Times", ">\n\nBiodegradable glitter", ">\n\nbiggest sigh known to man", ">\n\nI don’t do much craft, but me and all the other performers I know are using biodegradable glitter products now.", ">\n\nDon’t get me started on edible glitter…", ">\n\nThis girl I'm talking to said \"give me your arm\" I was watching TV so I just obliged, she rubbed my whole arm with a brush that got loads of glitter on my skin. \"Now you sparkle like me\" was all I got when I asked why on earth I would want that.", ">\n\nGlitter is the STI of the arts and crafts world", ">\n\nOn what planet is this unpopular?", ">\n\nMercury, the surface temperature permanently fuses the glitter with everything it touches", ">\n\nI agree, but I use biodegradable glitter. I wish I could ditch it but I’m a rave girl, so that’s simply not an option…😏", ">\n\nSame goes for filling party balloons with helium. Literally taking a finite resource and filling a piece of trash with it.", ">\n\nI hope someone glitterbombs you", ">\n\nI hope someone glitter bombs me.", ">\n\nI like glitter. I'm man enough to say it", ">\n\nIs this Opposite Day in r/unpopularopinion? \nr/unpopularopinion glitter is the best, closely followed by sand.", ">\n\nIt is always opposite day here.\nAny actual unpopular opinions were banned a long time ago, try mentioning weight or race and chances are the mods will automatically ban it.", ">\n\nI despise glitter, it gets EVERYWHERE, and it sticks too. I just do my best to avoid it", ">\n\nI love the look of glitter. I love the biodegradable stuff but the price is insane and to buy craft is so cheap and easy. It's disappointing. I have a cup that's covered in glitter the best part is it sealed in and does shed everywhere.", ">\n\nI smell this opinion getting deleted from a mile away", ">\n\nCan we use glitter for scammers and people who steal packages?", ">\n\nI remember seeing videos of this man who made this box which used GPS and hidden cameras on all sides to catch porch pirates. When the person took the packaging off the box, an alarm sounded and it would throw up massive clouds of glitter.", ">\n\nYES! AND BALLOONS!! Enough with the balloon releases and glitter bombs!!", ">\n\nI would have to argue that balloons are worse than glitter. At least from an environmental, less-waste perspective.", ">\n\nBalloons are an eco nightmare and I wish we could ban them... But glitter sucks too.", ">\n\nGlitter is the herpes of the craft world. I would be happy to never see it again", ">\n\nThis post is just an I hate glitter circle jerk. We all hate glitter", ">\n\nMark Rober gets a pass.", ">\n\nIf your only argument is based on microplastics, you need to find a better one lol", ">\n\nDidn't even have to read the post. Every mom everywhere agrees with you", ">\n\nWe have 4 kids and respectfully disagree", ">\n\n✨ I absolutely love glitter and if I could I would sprinkle it everywhere I went. I think this world would be a better place if there was more glitter in random places. ✨", ">\n\nlike your liver?\nmmm microplastics in liver", ">\n\nYes, I do. But I'll take my chances. Something has to be the cause of our death. Imagine if we were so scared of anything that may kill us, that we avoided doing anything. That's not living. If I die of glitter, I'll be okay with that.", ">\n\nI'm also ok with you dieing from glitter; myself, not so much.", ">\n\nBut I'm okay with you dieing from glitter.", ">\n\nHoly shit yes. \nFuck glitter. Shit should be flat out illegal!", ">\n\nI absolutely hate glitter on anything, crafting, makeup, clothes. The shit is ugly as f", ">\n\ni like glitter", ">", ">\n\nSomeone needs to invent biodegradable glitter ASAP", ">\n\nIt has existed for years now...", ">\n\nBut glitter tastes so good", ">\n\nYou mean with lipstick right? RIGHT??", ">\n\nMhmm sure! Yeah with lipstick, not...just plain glitter, totally!", ">\n\nGlitter is probably the worst thing to happen at the university I attended, because grad pics needed glitter and god forbid you clean up after your shoot.", ">\n\nPopular opinion!", ">\n\nnot only aesthetically lame but terrible for literally everyone and the environment", ">\n\nDoesnt even look good tbh", ">\n\nbiodegradable glitter is great! Balloons need to go if you are getting rid of glitter.", ">\n\nGot a bunch on me at Christmas from gift bags", ">\n\nBut how else would women figure out their husbands were at a strip club?", ">\n\nWho ever inventer and created glitter better die. Or is dead but yet glitter isnt yet. Fk", ">\n\nIt’s so pretty tho…", ">\n\nIs Glitter your mom's name?", ">\n\nI despite it as well", ">\n\nI was on some various drugs a couple weeks ago with my best bud. He randomly decided to blow a fistful of glitter directly into my face when I wasn’t paying attention. Needless to say I wasn’t amused. And two weeks later I’m still finding glitter around my room.", ">\n\nHow do you feel about edible or biodegradable glitter?", ">\n\nI did laundry today. I what was in the lint trap? Glitter", ">\n\nWhy do you people hate fun?", ">\n\nGlitter should dissolve in water and be good for plants/grass", ">\n\nIdgaf I love glitter", ">\n\nmmm I see an incredible amount of people bitch about glitter all the time. I think you have the popular opinion and I actually have the unpopular one for liking it lol.", ">\n\nOh I thought you were talking about the movie in which case I was going to say that’s not so unpopular.", ">\n\nGlitter: the herpes of arts & crafts", ">\n\nIt’s literally fancy dust, but it’s fun!", ">\n\nGlitter is the herpes of the craft world.", ">\n\nI spilled glitter in one of my tool bags 6 years ago and I am still finding bits. It's a disease that infects you and never get cured." ]

[ "Glitter is the herpes of the crafting world", ">\n\nMy sister used to say this, she actually mailed our aunt a joke card filled with glitter designed to gently explode upon opening. When our aunt called our house, my sister just told her she gave her “glitter herpes” to remember her by. Six years latter, our aunt still finds little shiny specs on her couch and shag carpeting.", ">\n\nI'm so sorry to hear about your sister. I assume your aunt murdered her?", ">\n\nI'm sorry to hear Marcus's auntie still keeps shag carpeting. So much the worse for the glitter too.", ">\n\nYou got that wrong, Marcus's auntie keeps shagging carpets", ">\n\nMunch munch munch", ">\n\nDrove Uber, woman dropped a handful of glitter in the back seats, pissed I wouldn’t make a pit stop I guess. Didn’t notice, quick pick up of two nicely dressed women all in black on the way to a church service for their elderly mom. They noticed after sitting down in it. Still took the ride. I wanted to die seeing their black sparkly butts go up the church walk. Screw glitter and all who use it.", ">\n\nI'm not a huge fan of glitter, but biodegradable glitter does exist and is common. I think non-biodegradable glitter should stop being used though.", ">\n\nIt still gets EVERYWHERE", ">\n\nI don’t like sand", ">\n\nIt's coarse and rough and irritating", ">\n\nNot like here. Here everything is soft, and smooth.", ">\n\nRepeat after me kids:\nGLITTER IS LITTER", ">\n\nG-litter\nGlorious litter \nIt's pretty\nIt's still litter.", ">\n\n\"pretty to look at\" is as good as glitter gets", ">\n\nOf course. No one told you to eat it", ">\n\nA lot of times it contains heavy metals too", ">\n\nNo wonder those bands in the 80s used to use a lot of it", ">\n\nGlitter is the herpes of the rock world.", ">\n\nI think herpes was still the herpes of the rock world back then... poor Pam.", ">\n\nGlitter is not allowed in my house \nI allowed it once and still can find traces of it to this day....", ">\n\nI had a phone case with glitter. The thing busted months ago and I'm STILL finding traces of it", ">\n\nI will assault anyone who thinks it’s funny to give me a glitter bomb as a joke gift", ">\n\nGlitter bombs are only acceptable for cheating exes", ">\n\nAnd porch pirates", ">\n\nI saw a prank video about that on YouTube", ">\n\nYeah Mark Rober did it for 5 years, pretty epic prank", ">\n\nAs someone who just wore an all glitter dress I got for Christmas to an out of state function, I hate glitter. I burned the dress after I got home. Literally everywhere I went I left a trail of glitter and I felt like the biggest asshole on the planet. I went to go potty and the stall looked like someone murdered a glitter pixie. I don't think this is unpopular.", ">\n\nPotty? Grow up", ">\n\n/r/gatekeeping", ">\n\nPerhaps the most banal version of it.", ">\n\n\"Critics who treat 'adult' as a term of approval, instead of as a merely descriptive term, cannot be adult themselves. To be concerned about being grown up, to admire the grown up because it is grown up, to blush at the suspicion of being childish; these things are the marks of childhood and adolescence. And in childhood and adolescence they are, in moderation, healthy symptoms. Young things ought to want to grow. But to carry on into middle life or even into early manhood this concern about being adult is a mark of really arrested development. When I was ten, I read fairy tales in secret and would have been ashamed if I had been found doing so. Now that I am fifty I read them openly. When I became a man I put away childish things, including the fear of childishness and the desire to be very grown up.\" -- C.S. Lewis", ">\n\nAnd that's why I bought bio degradable glitter. I freaking love sparkles but the planet is important. There's also edible glitter that I plan on getting eventually.", ">\n\nIts fun. But you'll definitely spill some and find it everywhere for a few weeks. Not as bad as regular glitter tho. And your poop looks fancy for a day.\nBut: Biodegradable is a lie, usually. It's only biodegradable under VERY specific circumstances that are not met in a landfill or even most bio waste composting plants. Burning it works just fine :D", ">\n\nThis is popular as fuck", ">\n\nThe fact that glitter both exists and is used says otherwise.", ">\n\nI exist and am used, but I'm not popular.", ">\n\nBut are you biodegradable?", ">\n\nEverything except my bones.", ">\n\nGlitter is terrible. Now, sparkly stuff that doesn't bleed onto everything is okay and enjoyable. But glitter that leaks onto everything and never goes away is so bad", ">\n\nIm like a crow.. i need the shiny in my life", ">\n\nSAME", ">\n\nThe largest purchaser of glitter worldwide actively hides the fact that they are the largest purchaser of glitter worldwide", ">\n\nHow are you going to put me out there like that?", ">\n\nSorry De_Nilla the world has to know what you use all of it for", ">\n\nMy 6 year old could not disagree with this comment more strongly.", ">\n\nMy 4 year old too. \nShe dropped a tiny little tub of glitter on the floor (yay Christmas presents!) in the dining room and even after sweeping and hoovering the floor is SPARKLY!", ">\n\nyou could turn on a good old fashioned Kirby, leave it running in one spot for a century, pick it up and it will still sparkle under it", ">\n\nGlitter is a horrific abomination and if any type of plastic should be banned, it should be glitter.", ">\n\nI see your point. But it is oh so wonderful to send an enemy a glitter bomb.", ">\n\nPeople actually have enemies? And fantasize about vengeful antics?\nI really need to get out more", ">\n\nI would say this is the most popular opinion ever posted on this thread. NO ONE is coming out in support of glitter.", ">\n\ni support glitter 😂", ">\n\nDownvote this person into oblivion ☝️", ">\n\nThats a downvote for you! Glitter rules!", ">\n\nI hope you get it stuck in your hard to reach places!", ">\n\nAnd you have a life with no happy sparklies!", ">\n\nNGL, I don't even care about the whole micro plastics thing that much, I just hate the mess it leaves in general, seems the second a kid spills glitter in a house you're going to be finding little specs of glitter all around the place until the end of time. (or the building burns down, whatever is first) Even with effort to clean it up some always manages to remain. \nThink a good way of telling if a house was ever owned by a family with kids is just to have a good look at the gaps between floor boards, skirting and what not, any glitter and you know kids have likely been there.", ">\n\nI'm an artist who works with glitter and resin, and you're all absolutely correct. It's a plague, and I love it. Studio floors are gorgeous, but it gets places I haven't been, ever. It's in my boyfriends welding helmet, and that doesn't come home.", ">\n\nI have 3 daughters and especially when they were younger it seemed like there was glitter everywhere in our house. Well I get a call from my sister who was part angry part couldn't stop laughing. I had given her some leftover infant diapers we had, and she was at the doctors with her recently born son.\nDuring the check up she saw a strange look come over the Docs face, concerned she moved to see what was going on and was horrified to see her sons balls sparkling with glitter.\nGlitter is trash, and gets EVERYWHERE.", ">\n\nWe buy stupid vinyl records that are damage the first time you use them, instead of CDs. CD s are just music delivery system. People buy non stick pans, which are disposable, as opposed to a stainless steel pans which will out last your grandchildren. People buy expensive cell phones that you throw out when the battery is dead. I have five working computers, that they turned off the operating systems. They say people buy fast fashion. Hell, I can't but anything else. I can live with the glitter.", ">\n\nI had my MacBook for 10 years. Still worked perfectly. But I couldn’t update it anymore. Roughly 6 months later, none of the apps I was trying to run would work anymore. So I had to get a new one. I didn’t need a new one. It was annoying. I like my current MacBook but I’m annoyed that I even have to have it.", ">\n\nthis sub needs an update it's littered with popular opinions", ">\n\nThe things people will do for karma.\nAnd people admit knowing the rules and upvoting when they agree", ">\n\nBioglitter ftw", ">\n\nNo glitter, ftmfw", ">\n\nWhy do you hate fun", ">\n\nWhy do you choose to be the way you are?", ">\n\nGlitter is the middle of sequins\nEdit: get rid of both", ">\n\nI love glitter. They shine and shimmer", ">\n\ndid something concerning glitter happen to you recently lol? jusk askin", ">\n\nOP is probably another victim of the glitter boobytrap.", ">\n\ni’m a raver so reading these comments is just painful 😭😭😭😭", ">\n\nBuy the bio/eco-friendly glitter! I use it for music festivals and love it.", ">\n\ngood idea 😊😊😊", ">\n\nWhen I need to use glitter, I'm buying a biodegradable one. Problem solved", ">\n\nI think it's funny that every time I go to a music festival the people who say they love the planet the most are the first to throw glitter and chemical glow sticks like it's going out of style.", ">\n\nI go to music festivals and love face glitter, but I buy the bio/eco glitter that is made from algae. Not trying to be confrontational with you, just don't want you to think that everyone who loves to sparkle hates the environment.", ">\n\nI hate both", ">\n\nThis isn't an unpopular opinion....\nIDK if you've seen Good Mythical Morning, but they had glitter on the show ONCE and then instituted a serious, company-wide policy of banning glitter completely. Link still looks mad whenever the subject of glitter comes up.", ">\n\nPREACH", ">\n\nCheck your mailbox (there is a glitter bomb)", ">\n\nCards that play music are electronic waste", ">\n\nI agree. Easy downvote.", ">", ">\n\nlol is reddit supoosed to be an imageboard now? whats with the image replies", ">", ">\n\nThis is 10/10 not an upopular opinion. It’s is literally the herpes of the arts and crafts world. Nobody wants it, but of COURSE somebody has it, and they usually don’t tell you about it until it’s too late, and once you have it it’s impossible to get rid of.", ">\n\nThat's a great analogy. Even though I love glitter", ">\n\nI teach little children. I absolutely love glitter!", ">\n\nFantastic read for anyone interested. \nWhat Is Glitter? By Caity Weaver for The New York Times", ">\n\nBiodegradable glitter", ">\n\nbiggest sigh known to man", ">\n\nI don’t do much craft, but me and all the other performers I know are using biodegradable glitter products now.", ">\n\nDon’t get me started on edible glitter…", ">\n\nThis girl I'm talking to said \"give me your arm\" I was watching TV so I just obliged, she rubbed my whole arm with a brush that got loads of glitter on my skin. \"Now you sparkle like me\" was all I got when I asked why on earth I would want that.", ">\n\nGlitter is the STI of the arts and crafts world", ">\n\nOn what planet is this unpopular?", ">\n\nMercury, the surface temperature permanently fuses the glitter with everything it touches", ">\n\nI agree, but I use biodegradable glitter. I wish I could ditch it but I’m a rave girl, so that’s simply not an option…😏", ">\n\nSame goes for filling party balloons with helium. Literally taking a finite resource and filling a piece of trash with it.", ">\n\nI hope someone glitterbombs you", ">\n\nI hope someone glitter bombs me.", ">\n\nI like glitter. I'm man enough to say it", ">\n\nIs this Opposite Day in r/unpopularopinion? \nr/unpopularopinion glitter is the best, closely followed by sand.", ">\n\nIt is always opposite day here.\nAny actual unpopular opinions were banned a long time ago, try mentioning weight or race and chances are the mods will automatically ban it.", ">\n\nI despise glitter, it gets EVERYWHERE, and it sticks too. I just do my best to avoid it", ">\n\nI love the look of glitter. I love the biodegradable stuff but the price is insane and to buy craft is so cheap and easy. It's disappointing. I have a cup that's covered in glitter the best part is it sealed in and does shed everywhere.", ">\n\nI smell this opinion getting deleted from a mile away", ">\n\nCan we use glitter for scammers and people who steal packages?", ">\n\nI remember seeing videos of this man who made this box which used GPS and hidden cameras on all sides to catch porch pirates. When the person took the packaging off the box, an alarm sounded and it would throw up massive clouds of glitter.", ">\n\nYES! AND BALLOONS!! Enough with the balloon releases and glitter bombs!!", ">\n\nI would have to argue that balloons are worse than glitter. At least from an environmental, less-waste perspective.", ">\n\nBalloons are an eco nightmare and I wish we could ban them... But glitter sucks too.", ">\n\nGlitter is the herpes of the craft world. I would be happy to never see it again", ">\n\nThis post is just an I hate glitter circle jerk. We all hate glitter", ">\n\nMark Rober gets a pass.", ">\n\nIf your only argument is based on microplastics, you need to find a better one lol", ">\n\nDidn't even have to read the post. Every mom everywhere agrees with you", ">\n\nWe have 4 kids and respectfully disagree", ">\n\n✨ I absolutely love glitter and if I could I would sprinkle it everywhere I went. I think this world would be a better place if there was more glitter in random places. ✨", ">\n\nlike your liver?\nmmm microplastics in liver", ">\n\nYes, I do. But I'll take my chances. Something has to be the cause of our death. Imagine if we were so scared of anything that may kill us, that we avoided doing anything. That's not living. If I die of glitter, I'll be okay with that.", ">\n\nI'm also ok with you dieing from glitter; myself, not so much.", ">\n\nBut I'm okay with you dieing from glitter.", ">\n\nHoly shit yes. \nFuck glitter. Shit should be flat out illegal!", ">\n\nI absolutely hate glitter on anything, crafting, makeup, clothes. The shit is ugly as f", ">\n\ni like glitter", ">", ">\n\nSomeone needs to invent biodegradable glitter ASAP", ">\n\nIt has existed for years now...", ">\n\nBut glitter tastes so good", ">\n\nYou mean with lipstick right? RIGHT??", ">\n\nMhmm sure! Yeah with lipstick, not...just plain glitter, totally!", ">\n\nGlitter is probably the worst thing to happen at the university I attended, because grad pics needed glitter and god forbid you clean up after your shoot.", ">\n\nPopular opinion!", ">\n\nnot only aesthetically lame but terrible for literally everyone and the environment", ">\n\nDoesnt even look good tbh", ">\n\nbiodegradable glitter is great! Balloons need to go if you are getting rid of glitter.", ">\n\nGot a bunch on me at Christmas from gift bags", ">\n\nBut how else would women figure out their husbands were at a strip club?", ">\n\nWho ever inventer and created glitter better die. Or is dead but yet glitter isnt yet. Fk", ">\n\nIt’s so pretty tho…", ">\n\nIs Glitter your mom's name?", ">\n\nI despite it as well", ">\n\nI was on some various drugs a couple weeks ago with my best bud. He randomly decided to blow a fistful of glitter directly into my face when I wasn’t paying attention. Needless to say I wasn’t amused. And two weeks later I’m still finding glitter around my room.", ">\n\nHow do you feel about edible or biodegradable glitter?", ">\n\nI did laundry today. I what was in the lint trap? Glitter", ">\n\nWhy do you people hate fun?", ">\n\nGlitter should dissolve in water and be good for plants/grass", ">\n\nIdgaf I love glitter", ">\n\nmmm I see an incredible amount of people bitch about glitter all the time. I think you have the popular opinion and I actually have the unpopular one for liking it lol.", ">\n\nOh I thought you were talking about the movie in which case I was going to say that’s not so unpopular.", ">\n\nGlitter: the herpes of arts & crafts", ">\n\nIt’s literally fancy dust, but it’s fun!", ">\n\nGlitter is the herpes of the craft world.", ">\n\nI spilled glitter in one of my tool bags 6 years ago and I am still finding bits. It's a disease that infects you and never get cured.", ">\n\nBiodegradable glitter?" ]

[ "Glitter is the herpes of the crafting world", ">\n\nMy sister used to say this, she actually mailed our aunt a joke card filled with glitter designed to gently explode upon opening. When our aunt called our house, my sister just told her she gave her “glitter herpes” to remember her by. Six years latter, our aunt still finds little shiny specs on her couch and shag carpeting.", ">\n\nI'm so sorry to hear about your sister. I assume your aunt murdered her?", ">\n\nI'm sorry to hear Marcus's auntie still keeps shag carpeting. So much the worse for the glitter too.", ">\n\nYou got that wrong, Marcus's auntie keeps shagging carpets", ">\n\nMunch munch munch", ">\n\nDrove Uber, woman dropped a handful of glitter in the back seats, pissed I wouldn’t make a pit stop I guess. Didn’t notice, quick pick up of two nicely dressed women all in black on the way to a church service for their elderly mom. They noticed after sitting down in it. Still took the ride. I wanted to die seeing their black sparkly butts go up the church walk. Screw glitter and all who use it.", ">\n\nI'm not a huge fan of glitter, but biodegradable glitter does exist and is common. I think non-biodegradable glitter should stop being used though.", ">\n\nIt still gets EVERYWHERE", ">\n\nI don’t like sand", ">\n\nIt's coarse and rough and irritating", ">\n\nNot like here. Here everything is soft, and smooth.", ">\n\nRepeat after me kids:\nGLITTER IS LITTER", ">\n\nG-litter\nGlorious litter \nIt's pretty\nIt's still litter.", ">\n\n\"pretty to look at\" is as good as glitter gets", ">\n\nOf course. No one told you to eat it", ">\n\nA lot of times it contains heavy metals too", ">\n\nNo wonder those bands in the 80s used to use a lot of it", ">\n\nGlitter is the herpes of the rock world.", ">\n\nI think herpes was still the herpes of the rock world back then... poor Pam.", ">\n\nGlitter is not allowed in my house \nI allowed it once and still can find traces of it to this day....", ">\n\nI had a phone case with glitter. The thing busted months ago and I'm STILL finding traces of it", ">\n\nI will assault anyone who thinks it’s funny to give me a glitter bomb as a joke gift", ">\n\nGlitter bombs are only acceptable for cheating exes", ">\n\nAnd porch pirates", ">\n\nI saw a prank video about that on YouTube", ">\n\nYeah Mark Rober did it for 5 years, pretty epic prank", ">\n\nAs someone who just wore an all glitter dress I got for Christmas to an out of state function, I hate glitter. I burned the dress after I got home. Literally everywhere I went I left a trail of glitter and I felt like the biggest asshole on the planet. I went to go potty and the stall looked like someone murdered a glitter pixie. I don't think this is unpopular.", ">\n\nPotty? Grow up", ">\n\n/r/gatekeeping", ">\n\nPerhaps the most banal version of it.", ">\n\n\"Critics who treat 'adult' as a term of approval, instead of as a merely descriptive term, cannot be adult themselves. To be concerned about being grown up, to admire the grown up because it is grown up, to blush at the suspicion of being childish; these things are the marks of childhood and adolescence. And in childhood and adolescence they are, in moderation, healthy symptoms. Young things ought to want to grow. But to carry on into middle life or even into early manhood this concern about being adult is a mark of really arrested development. When I was ten, I read fairy tales in secret and would have been ashamed if I had been found doing so. Now that I am fifty I read them openly. When I became a man I put away childish things, including the fear of childishness and the desire to be very grown up.\" -- C.S. Lewis", ">\n\nAnd that's why I bought bio degradable glitter. I freaking love sparkles but the planet is important. There's also edible glitter that I plan on getting eventually.", ">\n\nIts fun. But you'll definitely spill some and find it everywhere for a few weeks. Not as bad as regular glitter tho. And your poop looks fancy for a day.\nBut: Biodegradable is a lie, usually. It's only biodegradable under VERY specific circumstances that are not met in a landfill or even most bio waste composting plants. Burning it works just fine :D", ">\n\nThis is popular as fuck", ">\n\nThe fact that glitter both exists and is used says otherwise.", ">\n\nI exist and am used, but I'm not popular.", ">\n\nBut are you biodegradable?", ">\n\nEverything except my bones.", ">\n\nGlitter is terrible. Now, sparkly stuff that doesn't bleed onto everything is okay and enjoyable. But glitter that leaks onto everything and never goes away is so bad", ">\n\nIm like a crow.. i need the shiny in my life", ">\n\nSAME", ">\n\nThe largest purchaser of glitter worldwide actively hides the fact that they are the largest purchaser of glitter worldwide", ">\n\nHow are you going to put me out there like that?", ">\n\nSorry De_Nilla the world has to know what you use all of it for", ">\n\nMy 6 year old could not disagree with this comment more strongly.", ">\n\nMy 4 year old too. \nShe dropped a tiny little tub of glitter on the floor (yay Christmas presents!) in the dining room and even after sweeping and hoovering the floor is SPARKLY!", ">\n\nyou could turn on a good old fashioned Kirby, leave it running in one spot for a century, pick it up and it will still sparkle under it", ">\n\nGlitter is a horrific abomination and if any type of plastic should be banned, it should be glitter.", ">\n\nI see your point. But it is oh so wonderful to send an enemy a glitter bomb.", ">\n\nPeople actually have enemies? And fantasize about vengeful antics?\nI really need to get out more", ">\n\nI would say this is the most popular opinion ever posted on this thread. NO ONE is coming out in support of glitter.", ">\n\ni support glitter 😂", ">\n\nDownvote this person into oblivion ☝️", ">\n\nThats a downvote for you! Glitter rules!", ">\n\nI hope you get it stuck in your hard to reach places!", ">\n\nAnd you have a life with no happy sparklies!", ">\n\nNGL, I don't even care about the whole micro plastics thing that much, I just hate the mess it leaves in general, seems the second a kid spills glitter in a house you're going to be finding little specs of glitter all around the place until the end of time. (or the building burns down, whatever is first) Even with effort to clean it up some always manages to remain. \nThink a good way of telling if a house was ever owned by a family with kids is just to have a good look at the gaps between floor boards, skirting and what not, any glitter and you know kids have likely been there.", ">\n\nI'm an artist who works with glitter and resin, and you're all absolutely correct. It's a plague, and I love it. Studio floors are gorgeous, but it gets places I haven't been, ever. It's in my boyfriends welding helmet, and that doesn't come home.", ">\n\nI have 3 daughters and especially when they were younger it seemed like there was glitter everywhere in our house. Well I get a call from my sister who was part angry part couldn't stop laughing. I had given her some leftover infant diapers we had, and she was at the doctors with her recently born son.\nDuring the check up she saw a strange look come over the Docs face, concerned she moved to see what was going on and was horrified to see her sons balls sparkling with glitter.\nGlitter is trash, and gets EVERYWHERE.", ">\n\nWe buy stupid vinyl records that are damage the first time you use them, instead of CDs. CD s are just music delivery system. People buy non stick pans, which are disposable, as opposed to a stainless steel pans which will out last your grandchildren. People buy expensive cell phones that you throw out when the battery is dead. I have five working computers, that they turned off the operating systems. They say people buy fast fashion. Hell, I can't but anything else. I can live with the glitter.", ">\n\nI had my MacBook for 10 years. Still worked perfectly. But I couldn’t update it anymore. Roughly 6 months later, none of the apps I was trying to run would work anymore. So I had to get a new one. I didn’t need a new one. It was annoying. I like my current MacBook but I’m annoyed that I even have to have it.", ">\n\nthis sub needs an update it's littered with popular opinions", ">\n\nThe things people will do for karma.\nAnd people admit knowing the rules and upvoting when they agree", ">\n\nBioglitter ftw", ">\n\nNo glitter, ftmfw", ">\n\nWhy do you hate fun", ">\n\nWhy do you choose to be the way you are?", ">\n\nGlitter is the middle of sequins\nEdit: get rid of both", ">\n\nI love glitter. They shine and shimmer", ">\n\ndid something concerning glitter happen to you recently lol? jusk askin", ">\n\nOP is probably another victim of the glitter boobytrap.", ">\n\ni’m a raver so reading these comments is just painful 😭😭😭😭", ">\n\nBuy the bio/eco-friendly glitter! I use it for music festivals and love it.", ">\n\ngood idea 😊😊😊", ">\n\nWhen I need to use glitter, I'm buying a biodegradable one. Problem solved", ">\n\nI think it's funny that every time I go to a music festival the people who say they love the planet the most are the first to throw glitter and chemical glow sticks like it's going out of style.", ">\n\nI go to music festivals and love face glitter, but I buy the bio/eco glitter that is made from algae. Not trying to be confrontational with you, just don't want you to think that everyone who loves to sparkle hates the environment.", ">\n\nI hate both", ">\n\nThis isn't an unpopular opinion....\nIDK if you've seen Good Mythical Morning, but they had glitter on the show ONCE and then instituted a serious, company-wide policy of banning glitter completely. Link still looks mad whenever the subject of glitter comes up.", ">\n\nPREACH", ">\n\nCheck your mailbox (there is a glitter bomb)", ">\n\nCards that play music are electronic waste", ">\n\nI agree. Easy downvote.", ">", ">\n\nlol is reddit supoosed to be an imageboard now? whats with the image replies", ">", ">\n\nThis is 10/10 not an upopular opinion. It’s is literally the herpes of the arts and crafts world. Nobody wants it, but of COURSE somebody has it, and they usually don’t tell you about it until it’s too late, and once you have it it’s impossible to get rid of.", ">\n\nThat's a great analogy. Even though I love glitter", ">\n\nI teach little children. I absolutely love glitter!", ">\n\nFantastic read for anyone interested. \nWhat Is Glitter? By Caity Weaver for The New York Times", ">\n\nBiodegradable glitter", ">\n\nbiggest sigh known to man", ">\n\nI don’t do much craft, but me and all the other performers I know are using biodegradable glitter products now.", ">\n\nDon’t get me started on edible glitter…", ">\n\nThis girl I'm talking to said \"give me your arm\" I was watching TV so I just obliged, she rubbed my whole arm with a brush that got loads of glitter on my skin. \"Now you sparkle like me\" was all I got when I asked why on earth I would want that.", ">\n\nGlitter is the STI of the arts and crafts world", ">\n\nOn what planet is this unpopular?", ">\n\nMercury, the surface temperature permanently fuses the glitter with everything it touches", ">\n\nI agree, but I use biodegradable glitter. I wish I could ditch it but I’m a rave girl, so that’s simply not an option…😏", ">\n\nSame goes for filling party balloons with helium. Literally taking a finite resource and filling a piece of trash with it.", ">\n\nI hope someone glitterbombs you", ">\n\nI hope someone glitter bombs me.", ">\n\nI like glitter. I'm man enough to say it", ">\n\nIs this Opposite Day in r/unpopularopinion? \nr/unpopularopinion glitter is the best, closely followed by sand.", ">\n\nIt is always opposite day here.\nAny actual unpopular opinions were banned a long time ago, try mentioning weight or race and chances are the mods will automatically ban it.", ">\n\nI despise glitter, it gets EVERYWHERE, and it sticks too. I just do my best to avoid it", ">\n\nI love the look of glitter. I love the biodegradable stuff but the price is insane and to buy craft is so cheap and easy. It's disappointing. I have a cup that's covered in glitter the best part is it sealed in and does shed everywhere.", ">\n\nI smell this opinion getting deleted from a mile away", ">\n\nCan we use glitter for scammers and people who steal packages?", ">\n\nI remember seeing videos of this man who made this box which used GPS and hidden cameras on all sides to catch porch pirates. When the person took the packaging off the box, an alarm sounded and it would throw up massive clouds of glitter.", ">\n\nYES! AND BALLOONS!! Enough with the balloon releases and glitter bombs!!", ">\n\nI would have to argue that balloons are worse than glitter. At least from an environmental, less-waste perspective.", ">\n\nBalloons are an eco nightmare and I wish we could ban them... But glitter sucks too.", ">\n\nGlitter is the herpes of the craft world. I would be happy to never see it again", ">\n\nThis post is just an I hate glitter circle jerk. We all hate glitter", ">\n\nMark Rober gets a pass.", ">\n\nIf your only argument is based on microplastics, you need to find a better one lol", ">\n\nDidn't even have to read the post. Every mom everywhere agrees with you", ">\n\nWe have 4 kids and respectfully disagree", ">\n\n✨ I absolutely love glitter and if I could I would sprinkle it everywhere I went. I think this world would be a better place if there was more glitter in random places. ✨", ">\n\nlike your liver?\nmmm microplastics in liver", ">\n\nYes, I do. But I'll take my chances. Something has to be the cause of our death. Imagine if we were so scared of anything that may kill us, that we avoided doing anything. That's not living. If I die of glitter, I'll be okay with that.", ">\n\nI'm also ok with you dieing from glitter; myself, not so much.", ">\n\nBut I'm okay with you dieing from glitter.", ">\n\nHoly shit yes. \nFuck glitter. Shit should be flat out illegal!", ">\n\nI absolutely hate glitter on anything, crafting, makeup, clothes. The shit is ugly as f", ">\n\ni like glitter", ">", ">\n\nSomeone needs to invent biodegradable glitter ASAP", ">\n\nIt has existed for years now...", ">\n\nBut glitter tastes so good", ">\n\nYou mean with lipstick right? RIGHT??", ">\n\nMhmm sure! Yeah with lipstick, not...just plain glitter, totally!", ">\n\nGlitter is probably the worst thing to happen at the university I attended, because grad pics needed glitter and god forbid you clean up after your shoot.", ">\n\nPopular opinion!", ">\n\nnot only aesthetically lame but terrible for literally everyone and the environment", ">\n\nDoesnt even look good tbh", ">\n\nbiodegradable glitter is great! Balloons need to go if you are getting rid of glitter.", ">\n\nGot a bunch on me at Christmas from gift bags", ">\n\nBut how else would women figure out their husbands were at a strip club?", ">\n\nWho ever inventer and created glitter better die. Or is dead but yet glitter isnt yet. Fk", ">\n\nIt’s so pretty tho…", ">\n\nIs Glitter your mom's name?", ">\n\nI despite it as well", ">\n\nI was on some various drugs a couple weeks ago with my best bud. He randomly decided to blow a fistful of glitter directly into my face when I wasn’t paying attention. Needless to say I wasn’t amused. And two weeks later I’m still finding glitter around my room.", ">\n\nHow do you feel about edible or biodegradable glitter?", ">\n\nI did laundry today. I what was in the lint trap? Glitter", ">\n\nWhy do you people hate fun?", ">\n\nGlitter should dissolve in water and be good for plants/grass", ">\n\nIdgaf I love glitter", ">\n\nmmm I see an incredible amount of people bitch about glitter all the time. I think you have the popular opinion and I actually have the unpopular one for liking it lol.", ">\n\nOh I thought you were talking about the movie in which case I was going to say that’s not so unpopular.", ">\n\nGlitter: the herpes of arts & crafts", ">\n\nIt’s literally fancy dust, but it’s fun!", ">\n\nGlitter is the herpes of the craft world.", ">\n\nI spilled glitter in one of my tool bags 6 years ago and I am still finding bits. It's a disease that infects you and never get cured.", ">\n\nBiodegradable glitter?", ">\n\nyou know there is biodegradable glitter. it's made from seaweed." ]

[ "Glitter is the herpes of the crafting world", ">\n\nMy sister used to say this, she actually mailed our aunt a joke card filled with glitter designed to gently explode upon opening. When our aunt called our house, my sister just told her she gave her “glitter herpes” to remember her by. Six years latter, our aunt still finds little shiny specs on her couch and shag carpeting.", ">\n\nI'm so sorry to hear about your sister. I assume your aunt murdered her?", ">\n\nI'm sorry to hear Marcus's auntie still keeps shag carpeting. So much the worse for the glitter too.", ">\n\nYou got that wrong, Marcus's auntie keeps shagging carpets", ">\n\nMunch munch munch", ">\n\nDrove Uber, woman dropped a handful of glitter in the back seats, pissed I wouldn’t make a pit stop I guess. Didn’t notice, quick pick up of two nicely dressed women all in black on the way to a church service for their elderly mom. They noticed after sitting down in it. Still took the ride. I wanted to die seeing their black sparkly butts go up the church walk. Screw glitter and all who use it.", ">\n\nI'm not a huge fan of glitter, but biodegradable glitter does exist and is common. I think non-biodegradable glitter should stop being used though.", ">\n\nIt still gets EVERYWHERE", ">\n\nI don’t like sand", ">\n\nIt's coarse and rough and irritating", ">\n\nNot like here. Here everything is soft, and smooth.", ">\n\nRepeat after me kids:\nGLITTER IS LITTER", ">\n\nG-litter\nGlorious litter \nIt's pretty\nIt's still litter.", ">\n\n\"pretty to look at\" is as good as glitter gets", ">\n\nOf course. No one told you to eat it", ">\n\nA lot of times it contains heavy metals too", ">\n\nNo wonder those bands in the 80s used to use a lot of it", ">\n\nGlitter is the herpes of the rock world.", ">\n\nI think herpes was still the herpes of the rock world back then... poor Pam.", ">\n\nGlitter is not allowed in my house \nI allowed it once and still can find traces of it to this day....", ">\n\nI had a phone case with glitter. The thing busted months ago and I'm STILL finding traces of it", ">\n\nI will assault anyone who thinks it’s funny to give me a glitter bomb as a joke gift", ">\n\nGlitter bombs are only acceptable for cheating exes", ">\n\nAnd porch pirates", ">\n\nI saw a prank video about that on YouTube", ">\n\nYeah Mark Rober did it for 5 years, pretty epic prank", ">\n\nAs someone who just wore an all glitter dress I got for Christmas to an out of state function, I hate glitter. I burned the dress after I got home. Literally everywhere I went I left a trail of glitter and I felt like the biggest asshole on the planet. I went to go potty and the stall looked like someone murdered a glitter pixie. I don't think this is unpopular.", ">\n\nPotty? Grow up", ">\n\n/r/gatekeeping", ">\n\nPerhaps the most banal version of it.", ">\n\n\"Critics who treat 'adult' as a term of approval, instead of as a merely descriptive term, cannot be adult themselves. To be concerned about being grown up, to admire the grown up because it is grown up, to blush at the suspicion of being childish; these things are the marks of childhood and adolescence. And in childhood and adolescence they are, in moderation, healthy symptoms. Young things ought to want to grow. But to carry on into middle life or even into early manhood this concern about being adult is a mark of really arrested development. When I was ten, I read fairy tales in secret and would have been ashamed if I had been found doing so. Now that I am fifty I read them openly. When I became a man I put away childish things, including the fear of childishness and the desire to be very grown up.\" -- C.S. Lewis", ">\n\nAnd that's why I bought bio degradable glitter. I freaking love sparkles but the planet is important. There's also edible glitter that I plan on getting eventually.", ">\n\nIts fun. But you'll definitely spill some and find it everywhere for a few weeks. Not as bad as regular glitter tho. And your poop looks fancy for a day.\nBut: Biodegradable is a lie, usually. It's only biodegradable under VERY specific circumstances that are not met in a landfill or even most bio waste composting plants. Burning it works just fine :D", ">\n\nThis is popular as fuck", ">\n\nThe fact that glitter both exists and is used says otherwise.", ">\n\nI exist and am used, but I'm not popular.", ">\n\nBut are you biodegradable?", ">\n\nEverything except my bones.", ">\n\nGlitter is terrible. Now, sparkly stuff that doesn't bleed onto everything is okay and enjoyable. But glitter that leaks onto everything and never goes away is so bad", ">\n\nIm like a crow.. i need the shiny in my life", ">\n\nSAME", ">\n\nThe largest purchaser of glitter worldwide actively hides the fact that they are the largest purchaser of glitter worldwide", ">\n\nHow are you going to put me out there like that?", ">\n\nSorry De_Nilla the world has to know what you use all of it for", ">\n\nMy 6 year old could not disagree with this comment more strongly.", ">\n\nMy 4 year old too. \nShe dropped a tiny little tub of glitter on the floor (yay Christmas presents!) in the dining room and even after sweeping and hoovering the floor is SPARKLY!", ">\n\nyou could turn on a good old fashioned Kirby, leave it running in one spot for a century, pick it up and it will still sparkle under it", ">\n\nGlitter is a horrific abomination and if any type of plastic should be banned, it should be glitter.", ">\n\nI see your point. But it is oh so wonderful to send an enemy a glitter bomb.", ">\n\nPeople actually have enemies? And fantasize about vengeful antics?\nI really need to get out more", ">\n\nI would say this is the most popular opinion ever posted on this thread. NO ONE is coming out in support of glitter.", ">\n\ni support glitter 😂", ">\n\nDownvote this person into oblivion ☝️", ">\n\nThats a downvote for you! Glitter rules!", ">\n\nI hope you get it stuck in your hard to reach places!", ">\n\nAnd you have a life with no happy sparklies!", ">\n\nNGL, I don't even care about the whole micro plastics thing that much, I just hate the mess it leaves in general, seems the second a kid spills glitter in a house you're going to be finding little specs of glitter all around the place until the end of time. (or the building burns down, whatever is first) Even with effort to clean it up some always manages to remain. \nThink a good way of telling if a house was ever owned by a family with kids is just to have a good look at the gaps between floor boards, skirting and what not, any glitter and you know kids have likely been there.", ">\n\nI'm an artist who works with glitter and resin, and you're all absolutely correct. It's a plague, and I love it. Studio floors are gorgeous, but it gets places I haven't been, ever. It's in my boyfriends welding helmet, and that doesn't come home.", ">\n\nI have 3 daughters and especially when they were younger it seemed like there was glitter everywhere in our house. Well I get a call from my sister who was part angry part couldn't stop laughing. I had given her some leftover infant diapers we had, and she was at the doctors with her recently born son.\nDuring the check up she saw a strange look come over the Docs face, concerned she moved to see what was going on and was horrified to see her sons balls sparkling with glitter.\nGlitter is trash, and gets EVERYWHERE.", ">\n\nWe buy stupid vinyl records that are damage the first time you use them, instead of CDs. CD s are just music delivery system. People buy non stick pans, which are disposable, as opposed to a stainless steel pans which will out last your grandchildren. People buy expensive cell phones that you throw out when the battery is dead. I have five working computers, that they turned off the operating systems. They say people buy fast fashion. Hell, I can't but anything else. I can live with the glitter.", ">\n\nI had my MacBook for 10 years. Still worked perfectly. But I couldn’t update it anymore. Roughly 6 months later, none of the apps I was trying to run would work anymore. So I had to get a new one. I didn’t need a new one. It was annoying. I like my current MacBook but I’m annoyed that I even have to have it.", ">\n\nthis sub needs an update it's littered with popular opinions", ">\n\nThe things people will do for karma.\nAnd people admit knowing the rules and upvoting when they agree", ">\n\nBioglitter ftw", ">\n\nNo glitter, ftmfw", ">\n\nWhy do you hate fun", ">\n\nWhy do you choose to be the way you are?", ">\n\nGlitter is the middle of sequins\nEdit: get rid of both", ">\n\nI love glitter. They shine and shimmer", ">\n\ndid something concerning glitter happen to you recently lol? jusk askin", ">\n\nOP is probably another victim of the glitter boobytrap.", ">\n\ni’m a raver so reading these comments is just painful 😭😭😭😭", ">\n\nBuy the bio/eco-friendly glitter! I use it for music festivals and love it.", ">\n\ngood idea 😊😊😊", ">\n\nWhen I need to use glitter, I'm buying a biodegradable one. Problem solved", ">\n\nI think it's funny that every time I go to a music festival the people who say they love the planet the most are the first to throw glitter and chemical glow sticks like it's going out of style.", ">\n\nI go to music festivals and love face glitter, but I buy the bio/eco glitter that is made from algae. Not trying to be confrontational with you, just don't want you to think that everyone who loves to sparkle hates the environment.", ">\n\nI hate both", ">\n\nThis isn't an unpopular opinion....\nIDK if you've seen Good Mythical Morning, but they had glitter on the show ONCE and then instituted a serious, company-wide policy of banning glitter completely. Link still looks mad whenever the subject of glitter comes up.", ">\n\nPREACH", ">\n\nCheck your mailbox (there is a glitter bomb)", ">\n\nCards that play music are electronic waste", ">\n\nI agree. Easy downvote.", ">", ">\n\nlol is reddit supoosed to be an imageboard now? whats with the image replies", ">", ">\n\nThis is 10/10 not an upopular opinion. It’s is literally the herpes of the arts and crafts world. Nobody wants it, but of COURSE somebody has it, and they usually don’t tell you about it until it’s too late, and once you have it it’s impossible to get rid of.", ">\n\nThat's a great analogy. Even though I love glitter", ">\n\nI teach little children. I absolutely love glitter!", ">\n\nFantastic read for anyone interested. \nWhat Is Glitter? By Caity Weaver for The New York Times", ">\n\nBiodegradable glitter", ">\n\nbiggest sigh known to man", ">\n\nI don’t do much craft, but me and all the other performers I know are using biodegradable glitter products now.", ">\n\nDon’t get me started on edible glitter…", ">\n\nThis girl I'm talking to said \"give me your arm\" I was watching TV so I just obliged, she rubbed my whole arm with a brush that got loads of glitter on my skin. \"Now you sparkle like me\" was all I got when I asked why on earth I would want that.", ">\n\nGlitter is the STI of the arts and crafts world", ">\n\nOn what planet is this unpopular?", ">\n\nMercury, the surface temperature permanently fuses the glitter with everything it touches", ">\n\nI agree, but I use biodegradable glitter. I wish I could ditch it but I’m a rave girl, so that’s simply not an option…😏", ">\n\nSame goes for filling party balloons with helium. Literally taking a finite resource and filling a piece of trash with it.", ">\n\nI hope someone glitterbombs you", ">\n\nI hope someone glitter bombs me.", ">\n\nI like glitter. I'm man enough to say it", ">\n\nIs this Opposite Day in r/unpopularopinion? \nr/unpopularopinion glitter is the best, closely followed by sand.", ">\n\nIt is always opposite day here.\nAny actual unpopular opinions were banned a long time ago, try mentioning weight or race and chances are the mods will automatically ban it.", ">\n\nI despise glitter, it gets EVERYWHERE, and it sticks too. I just do my best to avoid it", ">\n\nI love the look of glitter. I love the biodegradable stuff but the price is insane and to buy craft is so cheap and easy. It's disappointing. I have a cup that's covered in glitter the best part is it sealed in and does shed everywhere.", ">\n\nI smell this opinion getting deleted from a mile away", ">\n\nCan we use glitter for scammers and people who steal packages?", ">\n\nI remember seeing videos of this man who made this box which used GPS and hidden cameras on all sides to catch porch pirates. When the person took the packaging off the box, an alarm sounded and it would throw up massive clouds of glitter.", ">\n\nYES! AND BALLOONS!! Enough with the balloon releases and glitter bombs!!", ">\n\nI would have to argue that balloons are worse than glitter. At least from an environmental, less-waste perspective.", ">\n\nBalloons are an eco nightmare and I wish we could ban them... But glitter sucks too.", ">\n\nGlitter is the herpes of the craft world. I would be happy to never see it again", ">\n\nThis post is just an I hate glitter circle jerk. We all hate glitter", ">\n\nMark Rober gets a pass.", ">\n\nIf your only argument is based on microplastics, you need to find a better one lol", ">\n\nDidn't even have to read the post. Every mom everywhere agrees with you", ">\n\nWe have 4 kids and respectfully disagree", ">\n\n✨ I absolutely love glitter and if I could I would sprinkle it everywhere I went. I think this world would be a better place if there was more glitter in random places. ✨", ">\n\nlike your liver?\nmmm microplastics in liver", ">\n\nYes, I do. But I'll take my chances. Something has to be the cause of our death. Imagine if we were so scared of anything that may kill us, that we avoided doing anything. That's not living. If I die of glitter, I'll be okay with that.", ">\n\nI'm also ok with you dieing from glitter; myself, not so much.", ">\n\nBut I'm okay with you dieing from glitter.", ">\n\nHoly shit yes. \nFuck glitter. Shit should be flat out illegal!", ">\n\nI absolutely hate glitter on anything, crafting, makeup, clothes. The shit is ugly as f", ">\n\ni like glitter", ">", ">\n\nSomeone needs to invent biodegradable glitter ASAP", ">\n\nIt has existed for years now...", ">\n\nBut glitter tastes so good", ">\n\nYou mean with lipstick right? RIGHT??", ">\n\nMhmm sure! Yeah with lipstick, not...just plain glitter, totally!", ">\n\nGlitter is probably the worst thing to happen at the university I attended, because grad pics needed glitter and god forbid you clean up after your shoot.", ">\n\nPopular opinion!", ">\n\nnot only aesthetically lame but terrible for literally everyone and the environment", ">\n\nDoesnt even look good tbh", ">\n\nbiodegradable glitter is great! Balloons need to go if you are getting rid of glitter.", ">\n\nGot a bunch on me at Christmas from gift bags", ">\n\nBut how else would women figure out their husbands were at a strip club?", ">\n\nWho ever inventer and created glitter better die. Or is dead but yet glitter isnt yet. Fk", ">\n\nIt’s so pretty tho…", ">\n\nIs Glitter your mom's name?", ">\n\nI despite it as well", ">\n\nI was on some various drugs a couple weeks ago with my best bud. He randomly decided to blow a fistful of glitter directly into my face when I wasn’t paying attention. Needless to say I wasn’t amused. And two weeks later I’m still finding glitter around my room.", ">\n\nHow do you feel about edible or biodegradable glitter?", ">\n\nI did laundry today. I what was in the lint trap? Glitter", ">\n\nWhy do you people hate fun?", ">\n\nGlitter should dissolve in water and be good for plants/grass", ">\n\nIdgaf I love glitter", ">\n\nmmm I see an incredible amount of people bitch about glitter all the time. I think you have the popular opinion and I actually have the unpopular one for liking it lol.", ">\n\nOh I thought you were talking about the movie in which case I was going to say that’s not so unpopular.", ">\n\nGlitter: the herpes of arts & crafts", ">\n\nIt’s literally fancy dust, but it’s fun!", ">\n\nGlitter is the herpes of the craft world.", ">\n\nI spilled glitter in one of my tool bags 6 years ago and I am still finding bits. It's a disease that infects you and never get cured.", ">\n\nBiodegradable glitter?", ">\n\nyou know there is biodegradable glitter. it's made from seaweed.", ">\n\nPlastic glitter, yes. That's why we need more widely available biodegradable glitter, as in you should have to go hunting for an obscure store to find plastic glitter and it should be the more expensive option. You can have my edible glitter when you pry it from my cold, dead fingers!" ]

[ "Glitter is the herpes of the crafting world", ">\n\nMy sister used to say this, she actually mailed our aunt a joke card filled with glitter designed to gently explode upon opening. When our aunt called our house, my sister just told her she gave her “glitter herpes” to remember her by. Six years latter, our aunt still finds little shiny specs on her couch and shag carpeting.", ">\n\nI'm so sorry to hear about your sister. I assume your aunt murdered her?", ">\n\nI'm sorry to hear Marcus's auntie still keeps shag carpeting. So much the worse for the glitter too.", ">\n\nYou got that wrong, Marcus's auntie keeps shagging carpets", ">\n\nMunch munch munch", ">\n\nDrove Uber, woman dropped a handful of glitter in the back seats, pissed I wouldn’t make a pit stop I guess. Didn’t notice, quick pick up of two nicely dressed women all in black on the way to a church service for their elderly mom. They noticed after sitting down in it. Still took the ride. I wanted to die seeing their black sparkly butts go up the church walk. Screw glitter and all who use it.", ">\n\nI'm not a huge fan of glitter, but biodegradable glitter does exist and is common. I think non-biodegradable glitter should stop being used though.", ">\n\nIt still gets EVERYWHERE", ">\n\nI don’t like sand", ">\n\nIt's coarse and rough and irritating", ">\n\nNot like here. Here everything is soft, and smooth.", ">\n\nRepeat after me kids:\nGLITTER IS LITTER", ">\n\nG-litter\nGlorious litter \nIt's pretty\nIt's still litter.", ">\n\n\"pretty to look at\" is as good as glitter gets", ">\n\nOf course. No one told you to eat it", ">\n\nA lot of times it contains heavy metals too", ">\n\nNo wonder those bands in the 80s used to use a lot of it", ">\n\nGlitter is the herpes of the rock world.", ">\n\nI think herpes was still the herpes of the rock world back then... poor Pam.", ">\n\nGlitter is not allowed in my house \nI allowed it once and still can find traces of it to this day....", ">\n\nI had a phone case with glitter. The thing busted months ago and I'm STILL finding traces of it", ">\n\nI will assault anyone who thinks it’s funny to give me a glitter bomb as a joke gift", ">\n\nGlitter bombs are only acceptable for cheating exes", ">\n\nAnd porch pirates", ">\n\nI saw a prank video about that on YouTube", ">\n\nYeah Mark Rober did it for 5 years, pretty epic prank", ">\n\nAs someone who just wore an all glitter dress I got for Christmas to an out of state function, I hate glitter. I burned the dress after I got home. Literally everywhere I went I left a trail of glitter and I felt like the biggest asshole on the planet. I went to go potty and the stall looked like someone murdered a glitter pixie. I don't think this is unpopular.", ">\n\nPotty? Grow up", ">\n\n/r/gatekeeping", ">\n\nPerhaps the most banal version of it.", ">\n\n\"Critics who treat 'adult' as a term of approval, instead of as a merely descriptive term, cannot be adult themselves. To be concerned about being grown up, to admire the grown up because it is grown up, to blush at the suspicion of being childish; these things are the marks of childhood and adolescence. And in childhood and adolescence they are, in moderation, healthy symptoms. Young things ought to want to grow. But to carry on into middle life or even into early manhood this concern about being adult is a mark of really arrested development. When I was ten, I read fairy tales in secret and would have been ashamed if I had been found doing so. Now that I am fifty I read them openly. When I became a man I put away childish things, including the fear of childishness and the desire to be very grown up.\" -- C.S. Lewis", ">\n\nAnd that's why I bought bio degradable glitter. I freaking love sparkles but the planet is important. There's also edible glitter that I plan on getting eventually.", ">\n\nIts fun. But you'll definitely spill some and find it everywhere for a few weeks. Not as bad as regular glitter tho. And your poop looks fancy for a day.\nBut: Biodegradable is a lie, usually. It's only biodegradable under VERY specific circumstances that are not met in a landfill or even most bio waste composting plants. Burning it works just fine :D", ">\n\nThis is popular as fuck", ">\n\nThe fact that glitter both exists and is used says otherwise.", ">\n\nI exist and am used, but I'm not popular.", ">\n\nBut are you biodegradable?", ">\n\nEverything except my bones.", ">\n\nGlitter is terrible. Now, sparkly stuff that doesn't bleed onto everything is okay and enjoyable. But glitter that leaks onto everything and never goes away is so bad", ">\n\nIm like a crow.. i need the shiny in my life", ">\n\nSAME", ">\n\nThe largest purchaser of glitter worldwide actively hides the fact that they are the largest purchaser of glitter worldwide", ">\n\nHow are you going to put me out there like that?", ">\n\nSorry De_Nilla the world has to know what you use all of it for", ">\n\nMy 6 year old could not disagree with this comment more strongly.", ">\n\nMy 4 year old too. \nShe dropped a tiny little tub of glitter on the floor (yay Christmas presents!) in the dining room and even after sweeping and hoovering the floor is SPARKLY!", ">\n\nyou could turn on a good old fashioned Kirby, leave it running in one spot for a century, pick it up and it will still sparkle under it", ">\n\nGlitter is a horrific abomination and if any type of plastic should be banned, it should be glitter.", ">\n\nI see your point. But it is oh so wonderful to send an enemy a glitter bomb.", ">\n\nPeople actually have enemies? And fantasize about vengeful antics?\nI really need to get out more", ">\n\nI would say this is the most popular opinion ever posted on this thread. NO ONE is coming out in support of glitter.", ">\n\ni support glitter 😂", ">\n\nDownvote this person into oblivion ☝️", ">\n\nThats a downvote for you! Glitter rules!", ">\n\nI hope you get it stuck in your hard to reach places!", ">\n\nAnd you have a life with no happy sparklies!", ">\n\nNGL, I don't even care about the whole micro plastics thing that much, I just hate the mess it leaves in general, seems the second a kid spills glitter in a house you're going to be finding little specs of glitter all around the place until the end of time. (or the building burns down, whatever is first) Even with effort to clean it up some always manages to remain. \nThink a good way of telling if a house was ever owned by a family with kids is just to have a good look at the gaps between floor boards, skirting and what not, any glitter and you know kids have likely been there.", ">\n\nI'm an artist who works with glitter and resin, and you're all absolutely correct. It's a plague, and I love it. Studio floors are gorgeous, but it gets places I haven't been, ever. It's in my boyfriends welding helmet, and that doesn't come home.", ">\n\nI have 3 daughters and especially when they were younger it seemed like there was glitter everywhere in our house. Well I get a call from my sister who was part angry part couldn't stop laughing. I had given her some leftover infant diapers we had, and she was at the doctors with her recently born son.\nDuring the check up she saw a strange look come over the Docs face, concerned she moved to see what was going on and was horrified to see her sons balls sparkling with glitter.\nGlitter is trash, and gets EVERYWHERE.", ">\n\nWe buy stupid vinyl records that are damage the first time you use them, instead of CDs. CD s are just music delivery system. People buy non stick pans, which are disposable, as opposed to a stainless steel pans which will out last your grandchildren. People buy expensive cell phones that you throw out when the battery is dead. I have five working computers, that they turned off the operating systems. They say people buy fast fashion. Hell, I can't but anything else. I can live with the glitter.", ">\n\nI had my MacBook for 10 years. Still worked perfectly. But I couldn’t update it anymore. Roughly 6 months later, none of the apps I was trying to run would work anymore. So I had to get a new one. I didn’t need a new one. It was annoying. I like my current MacBook but I’m annoyed that I even have to have it.", ">\n\nthis sub needs an update it's littered with popular opinions", ">\n\nThe things people will do for karma.\nAnd people admit knowing the rules and upvoting when they agree", ">\n\nBioglitter ftw", ">\n\nNo glitter, ftmfw", ">\n\nWhy do you hate fun", ">\n\nWhy do you choose to be the way you are?", ">\n\nGlitter is the middle of sequins\nEdit: get rid of both", ">\n\nI love glitter. They shine and shimmer", ">\n\ndid something concerning glitter happen to you recently lol? jusk askin", ">\n\nOP is probably another victim of the glitter boobytrap.", ">\n\ni’m a raver so reading these comments is just painful 😭😭😭😭", ">\n\nBuy the bio/eco-friendly glitter! I use it for music festivals and love it.", ">\n\ngood idea 😊😊😊", ">\n\nWhen I need to use glitter, I'm buying a biodegradable one. Problem solved", ">\n\nI think it's funny that every time I go to a music festival the people who say they love the planet the most are the first to throw glitter and chemical glow sticks like it's going out of style.", ">\n\nI go to music festivals and love face glitter, but I buy the bio/eco glitter that is made from algae. Not trying to be confrontational with you, just don't want you to think that everyone who loves to sparkle hates the environment.", ">\n\nI hate both", ">\n\nThis isn't an unpopular opinion....\nIDK if you've seen Good Mythical Morning, but they had glitter on the show ONCE and then instituted a serious, company-wide policy of banning glitter completely. Link still looks mad whenever the subject of glitter comes up.", ">\n\nPREACH", ">\n\nCheck your mailbox (there is a glitter bomb)", ">\n\nCards that play music are electronic waste", ">\n\nI agree. Easy downvote.", ">", ">\n\nlol is reddit supoosed to be an imageboard now? whats with the image replies", ">", ">\n\nThis is 10/10 not an upopular opinion. It’s is literally the herpes of the arts and crafts world. Nobody wants it, but of COURSE somebody has it, and they usually don’t tell you about it until it’s too late, and once you have it it’s impossible to get rid of.", ">\n\nThat's a great analogy. Even though I love glitter", ">\n\nI teach little children. I absolutely love glitter!", ">\n\nFantastic read for anyone interested. \nWhat Is Glitter? By Caity Weaver for The New York Times", ">\n\nBiodegradable glitter", ">\n\nbiggest sigh known to man", ">\n\nI don’t do much craft, but me and all the other performers I know are using biodegradable glitter products now.", ">\n\nDon’t get me started on edible glitter…", ">\n\nThis girl I'm talking to said \"give me your arm\" I was watching TV so I just obliged, she rubbed my whole arm with a brush that got loads of glitter on my skin. \"Now you sparkle like me\" was all I got when I asked why on earth I would want that.", ">\n\nGlitter is the STI of the arts and crafts world", ">\n\nOn what planet is this unpopular?", ">\n\nMercury, the surface temperature permanently fuses the glitter with everything it touches", ">\n\nI agree, but I use biodegradable glitter. I wish I could ditch it but I’m a rave girl, so that’s simply not an option…😏", ">\n\nSame goes for filling party balloons with helium. Literally taking a finite resource and filling a piece of trash with it.", ">\n\nI hope someone glitterbombs you", ">\n\nI hope someone glitter bombs me.", ">\n\nI like glitter. I'm man enough to say it", ">\n\nIs this Opposite Day in r/unpopularopinion? \nr/unpopularopinion glitter is the best, closely followed by sand.", ">\n\nIt is always opposite day here.\nAny actual unpopular opinions were banned a long time ago, try mentioning weight or race and chances are the mods will automatically ban it.", ">\n\nI despise glitter, it gets EVERYWHERE, and it sticks too. I just do my best to avoid it", ">\n\nI love the look of glitter. I love the biodegradable stuff but the price is insane and to buy craft is so cheap and easy. It's disappointing. I have a cup that's covered in glitter the best part is it sealed in and does shed everywhere.", ">\n\nI smell this opinion getting deleted from a mile away", ">\n\nCan we use glitter for scammers and people who steal packages?", ">\n\nI remember seeing videos of this man who made this box which used GPS and hidden cameras on all sides to catch porch pirates. When the person took the packaging off the box, an alarm sounded and it would throw up massive clouds of glitter.", ">\n\nYES! AND BALLOONS!! Enough with the balloon releases and glitter bombs!!", ">\n\nI would have to argue that balloons are worse than glitter. At least from an environmental, less-waste perspective.", ">\n\nBalloons are an eco nightmare and I wish we could ban them... But glitter sucks too.", ">\n\nGlitter is the herpes of the craft world. I would be happy to never see it again", ">\n\nThis post is just an I hate glitter circle jerk. We all hate glitter", ">\n\nMark Rober gets a pass.", ">\n\nIf your only argument is based on microplastics, you need to find a better one lol", ">\n\nDidn't even have to read the post. Every mom everywhere agrees with you", ">\n\nWe have 4 kids and respectfully disagree", ">\n\n✨ I absolutely love glitter and if I could I would sprinkle it everywhere I went. I think this world would be a better place if there was more glitter in random places. ✨", ">\n\nlike your liver?\nmmm microplastics in liver", ">\n\nYes, I do. But I'll take my chances. Something has to be the cause of our death. Imagine if we were so scared of anything that may kill us, that we avoided doing anything. That's not living. If I die of glitter, I'll be okay with that.", ">\n\nI'm also ok with you dieing from glitter; myself, not so much.", ">\n\nBut I'm okay with you dieing from glitter.", ">\n\nHoly shit yes. \nFuck glitter. Shit should be flat out illegal!", ">\n\nI absolutely hate glitter on anything, crafting, makeup, clothes. The shit is ugly as f", ">\n\ni like glitter", ">", ">\n\nSomeone needs to invent biodegradable glitter ASAP", ">\n\nIt has existed for years now...", ">\n\nBut glitter tastes so good", ">\n\nYou mean with lipstick right? RIGHT??", ">\n\nMhmm sure! Yeah with lipstick, not...just plain glitter, totally!", ">\n\nGlitter is probably the worst thing to happen at the university I attended, because grad pics needed glitter and god forbid you clean up after your shoot.", ">\n\nPopular opinion!", ">\n\nnot only aesthetically lame but terrible for literally everyone and the environment", ">\n\nDoesnt even look good tbh", ">\n\nbiodegradable glitter is great! Balloons need to go if you are getting rid of glitter.", ">\n\nGot a bunch on me at Christmas from gift bags", ">\n\nBut how else would women figure out their husbands were at a strip club?", ">\n\nWho ever inventer and created glitter better die. Or is dead but yet glitter isnt yet. Fk", ">\n\nIt’s so pretty tho…", ">\n\nIs Glitter your mom's name?", ">\n\nI despite it as well", ">\n\nI was on some various drugs a couple weeks ago with my best bud. He randomly decided to blow a fistful of glitter directly into my face when I wasn’t paying attention. Needless to say I wasn’t amused. And two weeks later I’m still finding glitter around my room.", ">\n\nHow do you feel about edible or biodegradable glitter?", ">\n\nI did laundry today. I what was in the lint trap? Glitter", ">\n\nWhy do you people hate fun?", ">\n\nGlitter should dissolve in water and be good for plants/grass", ">\n\nIdgaf I love glitter", ">\n\nmmm I see an incredible amount of people bitch about glitter all the time. I think you have the popular opinion and I actually have the unpopular one for liking it lol.", ">\n\nOh I thought you were talking about the movie in which case I was going to say that’s not so unpopular.", ">\n\nGlitter: the herpes of arts & crafts", ">\n\nIt’s literally fancy dust, but it’s fun!", ">\n\nGlitter is the herpes of the craft world.", ">\n\nI spilled glitter in one of my tool bags 6 years ago and I am still finding bits. It's a disease that infects you and never get cured.", ">\n\nBiodegradable glitter?", ">\n\nyou know there is biodegradable glitter. it's made from seaweed.", ">\n\nPlastic glitter, yes. That's why we need more widely available biodegradable glitter, as in you should have to go hunting for an obscure store to find plastic glitter and it should be the more expensive option. You can have my edible glitter when you pry it from my cold, dead fingers!", ">\n\nComing from a dollar tree employee, you have spoken directly to my heart" ]

[ "Glitter is the herpes of the crafting world", ">\n\nMy sister used to say this, she actually mailed our aunt a joke card filled with glitter designed to gently explode upon opening. When our aunt called our house, my sister just told her she gave her “glitter herpes” to remember her by. Six years latter, our aunt still finds little shiny specs on her couch and shag carpeting.", ">\n\nI'm so sorry to hear about your sister. I assume your aunt murdered her?", ">\n\nI'm sorry to hear Marcus's auntie still keeps shag carpeting. So much the worse for the glitter too.", ">\n\nYou got that wrong, Marcus's auntie keeps shagging carpets", ">\n\nMunch munch munch", ">\n\nDrove Uber, woman dropped a handful of glitter in the back seats, pissed I wouldn’t make a pit stop I guess. Didn’t notice, quick pick up of two nicely dressed women all in black on the way to a church service for their elderly mom. They noticed after sitting down in it. Still took the ride. I wanted to die seeing their black sparkly butts go up the church walk. Screw glitter and all who use it.", ">\n\nI'm not a huge fan of glitter, but biodegradable glitter does exist and is common. I think non-biodegradable glitter should stop being used though.", ">\n\nIt still gets EVERYWHERE", ">\n\nI don’t like sand", ">\n\nIt's coarse and rough and irritating", ">\n\nNot like here. Here everything is soft, and smooth.", ">\n\nRepeat after me kids:\nGLITTER IS LITTER", ">\n\nG-litter\nGlorious litter \nIt's pretty\nIt's still litter.", ">\n\n\"pretty to look at\" is as good as glitter gets", ">\n\nOf course. No one told you to eat it", ">\n\nA lot of times it contains heavy metals too", ">\n\nNo wonder those bands in the 80s used to use a lot of it", ">\n\nGlitter is the herpes of the rock world.", ">\n\nI think herpes was still the herpes of the rock world back then... poor Pam.", ">\n\nGlitter is not allowed in my house \nI allowed it once and still can find traces of it to this day....", ">\n\nI had a phone case with glitter. The thing busted months ago and I'm STILL finding traces of it", ">\n\nI will assault anyone who thinks it’s funny to give me a glitter bomb as a joke gift", ">\n\nGlitter bombs are only acceptable for cheating exes", ">\n\nAnd porch pirates", ">\n\nI saw a prank video about that on YouTube", ">\n\nYeah Mark Rober did it for 5 years, pretty epic prank", ">\n\nAs someone who just wore an all glitter dress I got for Christmas to an out of state function, I hate glitter. I burned the dress after I got home. Literally everywhere I went I left a trail of glitter and I felt like the biggest asshole on the planet. I went to go potty and the stall looked like someone murdered a glitter pixie. I don't think this is unpopular.", ">\n\nPotty? Grow up", ">\n\n/r/gatekeeping", ">\n\nPerhaps the most banal version of it.", ">\n\n\"Critics who treat 'adult' as a term of approval, instead of as a merely descriptive term, cannot be adult themselves. To be concerned about being grown up, to admire the grown up because it is grown up, to blush at the suspicion of being childish; these things are the marks of childhood and adolescence. And in childhood and adolescence they are, in moderation, healthy symptoms. Young things ought to want to grow. But to carry on into middle life or even into early manhood this concern about being adult is a mark of really arrested development. When I was ten, I read fairy tales in secret and would have been ashamed if I had been found doing so. Now that I am fifty I read them openly. When I became a man I put away childish things, including the fear of childishness and the desire to be very grown up.\" -- C.S. Lewis", ">\n\nAnd that's why I bought bio degradable glitter. I freaking love sparkles but the planet is important. There's also edible glitter that I plan on getting eventually.", ">\n\nIts fun. But you'll definitely spill some and find it everywhere for a few weeks. Not as bad as regular glitter tho. And your poop looks fancy for a day.\nBut: Biodegradable is a lie, usually. It's only biodegradable under VERY specific circumstances that are not met in a landfill or even most bio waste composting plants. Burning it works just fine :D", ">\n\nThis is popular as fuck", ">\n\nThe fact that glitter both exists and is used says otherwise.", ">\n\nI exist and am used, but I'm not popular.", ">\n\nBut are you biodegradable?", ">\n\nEverything except my bones.", ">\n\nGlitter is terrible. Now, sparkly stuff that doesn't bleed onto everything is okay and enjoyable. But glitter that leaks onto everything and never goes away is so bad", ">\n\nIm like a crow.. i need the shiny in my life", ">\n\nSAME", ">\n\nThe largest purchaser of glitter worldwide actively hides the fact that they are the largest purchaser of glitter worldwide", ">\n\nHow are you going to put me out there like that?", ">\n\nSorry De_Nilla the world has to know what you use all of it for", ">\n\nMy 6 year old could not disagree with this comment more strongly.", ">\n\nMy 4 year old too. \nShe dropped a tiny little tub of glitter on the floor (yay Christmas presents!) in the dining room and even after sweeping and hoovering the floor is SPARKLY!", ">\n\nyou could turn on a good old fashioned Kirby, leave it running in one spot for a century, pick it up and it will still sparkle under it", ">\n\nGlitter is a horrific abomination and if any type of plastic should be banned, it should be glitter.", ">\n\nI see your point. But it is oh so wonderful to send an enemy a glitter bomb.", ">\n\nPeople actually have enemies? And fantasize about vengeful antics?\nI really need to get out more", ">\n\nI would say this is the most popular opinion ever posted on this thread. NO ONE is coming out in support of glitter.", ">\n\ni support glitter 😂", ">\n\nDownvote this person into oblivion ☝️", ">\n\nThats a downvote for you! Glitter rules!", ">\n\nI hope you get it stuck in your hard to reach places!", ">\n\nAnd you have a life with no happy sparklies!", ">\n\nNGL, I don't even care about the whole micro plastics thing that much, I just hate the mess it leaves in general, seems the second a kid spills glitter in a house you're going to be finding little specs of glitter all around the place until the end of time. (or the building burns down, whatever is first) Even with effort to clean it up some always manages to remain. \nThink a good way of telling if a house was ever owned by a family with kids is just to have a good look at the gaps between floor boards, skirting and what not, any glitter and you know kids have likely been there.", ">\n\nI'm an artist who works with glitter and resin, and you're all absolutely correct. It's a plague, and I love it. Studio floors are gorgeous, but it gets places I haven't been, ever. It's in my boyfriends welding helmet, and that doesn't come home.", ">\n\nI have 3 daughters and especially when they were younger it seemed like there was glitter everywhere in our house. Well I get a call from my sister who was part angry part couldn't stop laughing. I had given her some leftover infant diapers we had, and she was at the doctors with her recently born son.\nDuring the check up she saw a strange look come over the Docs face, concerned she moved to see what was going on and was horrified to see her sons balls sparkling with glitter.\nGlitter is trash, and gets EVERYWHERE.", ">\n\nWe buy stupid vinyl records that are damage the first time you use them, instead of CDs. CD s are just music delivery system. People buy non stick pans, which are disposable, as opposed to a stainless steel pans which will out last your grandchildren. People buy expensive cell phones that you throw out when the battery is dead. I have five working computers, that they turned off the operating systems. They say people buy fast fashion. Hell, I can't but anything else. I can live with the glitter.", ">\n\nI had my MacBook for 10 years. Still worked perfectly. But I couldn’t update it anymore. Roughly 6 months later, none of the apps I was trying to run would work anymore. So I had to get a new one. I didn’t need a new one. It was annoying. I like my current MacBook but I’m annoyed that I even have to have it.", ">\n\nthis sub needs an update it's littered with popular opinions", ">\n\nThe things people will do for karma.\nAnd people admit knowing the rules and upvoting when they agree", ">\n\nBioglitter ftw", ">\n\nNo glitter, ftmfw", ">\n\nWhy do you hate fun", ">\n\nWhy do you choose to be the way you are?", ">\n\nGlitter is the middle of sequins\nEdit: get rid of both", ">\n\nI love glitter. They shine and shimmer", ">\n\ndid something concerning glitter happen to you recently lol? jusk askin", ">\n\nOP is probably another victim of the glitter boobytrap.", ">\n\ni’m a raver so reading these comments is just painful 😭😭😭😭", ">\n\nBuy the bio/eco-friendly glitter! I use it for music festivals and love it.", ">\n\ngood idea 😊😊😊", ">\n\nWhen I need to use glitter, I'm buying a biodegradable one. Problem solved", ">\n\nI think it's funny that every time I go to a music festival the people who say they love the planet the most are the first to throw glitter and chemical glow sticks like it's going out of style.", ">\n\nI go to music festivals and love face glitter, but I buy the bio/eco glitter that is made from algae. Not trying to be confrontational with you, just don't want you to think that everyone who loves to sparkle hates the environment.", ">\n\nI hate both", ">\n\nThis isn't an unpopular opinion....\nIDK if you've seen Good Mythical Morning, but they had glitter on the show ONCE and then instituted a serious, company-wide policy of banning glitter completely. Link still looks mad whenever the subject of glitter comes up.", ">\n\nPREACH", ">\n\nCheck your mailbox (there is a glitter bomb)", ">\n\nCards that play music are electronic waste", ">\n\nI agree. Easy downvote.", ">", ">\n\nlol is reddit supoosed to be an imageboard now? whats with the image replies", ">", ">\n\nThis is 10/10 not an upopular opinion. It’s is literally the herpes of the arts and crafts world. Nobody wants it, but of COURSE somebody has it, and they usually don’t tell you about it until it’s too late, and once you have it it’s impossible to get rid of.", ">\n\nThat's a great analogy. Even though I love glitter", ">\n\nI teach little children. I absolutely love glitter!", ">\n\nFantastic read for anyone interested. \nWhat Is Glitter? By Caity Weaver for The New York Times", ">\n\nBiodegradable glitter", ">\n\nbiggest sigh known to man", ">\n\nI don’t do much craft, but me and all the other performers I know are using biodegradable glitter products now.", ">\n\nDon’t get me started on edible glitter…", ">\n\nThis girl I'm talking to said \"give me your arm\" I was watching TV so I just obliged, she rubbed my whole arm with a brush that got loads of glitter on my skin. \"Now you sparkle like me\" was all I got when I asked why on earth I would want that.", ">\n\nGlitter is the STI of the arts and crafts world", ">\n\nOn what planet is this unpopular?", ">\n\nMercury, the surface temperature permanently fuses the glitter with everything it touches", ">\n\nI agree, but I use biodegradable glitter. I wish I could ditch it but I’m a rave girl, so that’s simply not an option…😏", ">\n\nSame goes for filling party balloons with helium. Literally taking a finite resource and filling a piece of trash with it.", ">\n\nI hope someone glitterbombs you", ">\n\nI hope someone glitter bombs me.", ">\n\nI like glitter. I'm man enough to say it", ">\n\nIs this Opposite Day in r/unpopularopinion? \nr/unpopularopinion glitter is the best, closely followed by sand.", ">\n\nIt is always opposite day here.\nAny actual unpopular opinions were banned a long time ago, try mentioning weight or race and chances are the mods will automatically ban it.", ">\n\nI despise glitter, it gets EVERYWHERE, and it sticks too. I just do my best to avoid it", ">\n\nI love the look of glitter. I love the biodegradable stuff but the price is insane and to buy craft is so cheap and easy. It's disappointing. I have a cup that's covered in glitter the best part is it sealed in and does shed everywhere.", ">\n\nI smell this opinion getting deleted from a mile away", ">\n\nCan we use glitter for scammers and people who steal packages?", ">\n\nI remember seeing videos of this man who made this box which used GPS and hidden cameras on all sides to catch porch pirates. When the person took the packaging off the box, an alarm sounded and it would throw up massive clouds of glitter.", ">\n\nYES! AND BALLOONS!! Enough with the balloon releases and glitter bombs!!", ">\n\nI would have to argue that balloons are worse than glitter. At least from an environmental, less-waste perspective.", ">\n\nBalloons are an eco nightmare and I wish we could ban them... But glitter sucks too.", ">\n\nGlitter is the herpes of the craft world. I would be happy to never see it again", ">\n\nThis post is just an I hate glitter circle jerk. We all hate glitter", ">\n\nMark Rober gets a pass.", ">\n\nIf your only argument is based on microplastics, you need to find a better one lol", ">\n\nDidn't even have to read the post. Every mom everywhere agrees with you", ">\n\nWe have 4 kids and respectfully disagree", ">\n\n✨ I absolutely love glitter and if I could I would sprinkle it everywhere I went. I think this world would be a better place if there was more glitter in random places. ✨", ">\n\nlike your liver?\nmmm microplastics in liver", ">\n\nYes, I do. But I'll take my chances. Something has to be the cause of our death. Imagine if we were so scared of anything that may kill us, that we avoided doing anything. That's not living. If I die of glitter, I'll be okay with that.", ">\n\nI'm also ok with you dieing from glitter; myself, not so much.", ">\n\nBut I'm okay with you dieing from glitter.", ">\n\nHoly shit yes. \nFuck glitter. Shit should be flat out illegal!", ">\n\nI absolutely hate glitter on anything, crafting, makeup, clothes. The shit is ugly as f", ">\n\ni like glitter", ">", ">\n\nSomeone needs to invent biodegradable glitter ASAP", ">\n\nIt has existed for years now...", ">\n\nBut glitter tastes so good", ">\n\nYou mean with lipstick right? RIGHT??", ">\n\nMhmm sure! Yeah with lipstick, not...just plain glitter, totally!", ">\n\nGlitter is probably the worst thing to happen at the university I attended, because grad pics needed glitter and god forbid you clean up after your shoot.", ">\n\nPopular opinion!", ">\n\nnot only aesthetically lame but terrible for literally everyone and the environment", ">\n\nDoesnt even look good tbh", ">\n\nbiodegradable glitter is great! Balloons need to go if you are getting rid of glitter.", ">\n\nGot a bunch on me at Christmas from gift bags", ">\n\nBut how else would women figure out their husbands were at a strip club?", ">\n\nWho ever inventer and created glitter better die. Or is dead but yet glitter isnt yet. Fk", ">\n\nIt’s so pretty tho…", ">\n\nIs Glitter your mom's name?", ">\n\nI despite it as well", ">\n\nI was on some various drugs a couple weeks ago with my best bud. He randomly decided to blow a fistful of glitter directly into my face when I wasn’t paying attention. Needless to say I wasn’t amused. And two weeks later I’m still finding glitter around my room.", ">\n\nHow do you feel about edible or biodegradable glitter?", ">\n\nI did laundry today. I what was in the lint trap? Glitter", ">\n\nWhy do you people hate fun?", ">\n\nGlitter should dissolve in water and be good for plants/grass", ">\n\nIdgaf I love glitter", ">\n\nmmm I see an incredible amount of people bitch about glitter all the time. I think you have the popular opinion and I actually have the unpopular one for liking it lol.", ">\n\nOh I thought you were talking about the movie in which case I was going to say that’s not so unpopular.", ">\n\nGlitter: the herpes of arts & crafts", ">\n\nIt’s literally fancy dust, but it’s fun!", ">\n\nGlitter is the herpes of the craft world.", ">\n\nI spilled glitter in one of my tool bags 6 years ago and I am still finding bits. It's a disease that infects you and never get cured.", ">\n\nBiodegradable glitter?", ">\n\nyou know there is biodegradable glitter. it's made from seaweed.", ">\n\nPlastic glitter, yes. That's why we need more widely available biodegradable glitter, as in you should have to go hunting for an obscure store to find plastic glitter and it should be the more expensive option. You can have my edible glitter when you pry it from my cold, dead fingers!", ">\n\nComing from a dollar tree employee, you have spoken directly to my heart", ">\n\nLoose glitter, sure. Secured glitter is fine" ]

[ "Glitter is the herpes of the crafting world", ">\n\nMy sister used to say this, she actually mailed our aunt a joke card filled with glitter designed to gently explode upon opening. When our aunt called our house, my sister just told her she gave her “glitter herpes” to remember her by. Six years latter, our aunt still finds little shiny specs on her couch and shag carpeting.", ">\n\nI'm so sorry to hear about your sister. I assume your aunt murdered her?", ">\n\nI'm sorry to hear Marcus's auntie still keeps shag carpeting. So much the worse for the glitter too.", ">\n\nYou got that wrong, Marcus's auntie keeps shagging carpets", ">\n\nMunch munch munch", ">\n\nDrove Uber, woman dropped a handful of glitter in the back seats, pissed I wouldn’t make a pit stop I guess. Didn’t notice, quick pick up of two nicely dressed women all in black on the way to a church service for their elderly mom. They noticed after sitting down in it. Still took the ride. I wanted to die seeing their black sparkly butts go up the church walk. Screw glitter and all who use it.", ">\n\nI'm not a huge fan of glitter, but biodegradable glitter does exist and is common. I think non-biodegradable glitter should stop being used though.", ">\n\nIt still gets EVERYWHERE", ">\n\nI don’t like sand", ">\n\nIt's coarse and rough and irritating", ">\n\nNot like here. Here everything is soft, and smooth.", ">\n\nRepeat after me kids:\nGLITTER IS LITTER", ">\n\nG-litter\nGlorious litter \nIt's pretty\nIt's still litter.", ">\n\n\"pretty to look at\" is as good as glitter gets", ">\n\nOf course. No one told you to eat it", ">\n\nA lot of times it contains heavy metals too", ">\n\nNo wonder those bands in the 80s used to use a lot of it", ">\n\nGlitter is the herpes of the rock world.", ">\n\nI think herpes was still the herpes of the rock world back then... poor Pam.", ">\n\nGlitter is not allowed in my house \nI allowed it once and still can find traces of it to this day....", ">\n\nI had a phone case with glitter. The thing busted months ago and I'm STILL finding traces of it", ">\n\nI will assault anyone who thinks it’s funny to give me a glitter bomb as a joke gift", ">\n\nGlitter bombs are only acceptable for cheating exes", ">\n\nAnd porch pirates", ">\n\nI saw a prank video about that on YouTube", ">\n\nYeah Mark Rober did it for 5 years, pretty epic prank", ">\n\nAs someone who just wore an all glitter dress I got for Christmas to an out of state function, I hate glitter. I burned the dress after I got home. Literally everywhere I went I left a trail of glitter and I felt like the biggest asshole on the planet. I went to go potty and the stall looked like someone murdered a glitter pixie. I don't think this is unpopular.", ">\n\nPotty? Grow up", ">\n\n/r/gatekeeping", ">\n\nPerhaps the most banal version of it.", ">\n\n\"Critics who treat 'adult' as a term of approval, instead of as a merely descriptive term, cannot be adult themselves. To be concerned about being grown up, to admire the grown up because it is grown up, to blush at the suspicion of being childish; these things are the marks of childhood and adolescence. And in childhood and adolescence they are, in moderation, healthy symptoms. Young things ought to want to grow. But to carry on into middle life or even into early manhood this concern about being adult is a mark of really arrested development. When I was ten, I read fairy tales in secret and would have been ashamed if I had been found doing so. Now that I am fifty I read them openly. When I became a man I put away childish things, including the fear of childishness and the desire to be very grown up.\" -- C.S. Lewis", ">\n\nAnd that's why I bought bio degradable glitter. I freaking love sparkles but the planet is important. There's also edible glitter that I plan on getting eventually.", ">\n\nIts fun. But you'll definitely spill some and find it everywhere for a few weeks. Not as bad as regular glitter tho. And your poop looks fancy for a day.\nBut: Biodegradable is a lie, usually. It's only biodegradable under VERY specific circumstances that are not met in a landfill or even most bio waste composting plants. Burning it works just fine :D", ">\n\nThis is popular as fuck", ">\n\nThe fact that glitter both exists and is used says otherwise.", ">\n\nI exist and am used, but I'm not popular.", ">\n\nBut are you biodegradable?", ">\n\nEverything except my bones.", ">\n\nGlitter is terrible. Now, sparkly stuff that doesn't bleed onto everything is okay and enjoyable. But glitter that leaks onto everything and never goes away is so bad", ">\n\nIm like a crow.. i need the shiny in my life", ">\n\nSAME", ">\n\nThe largest purchaser of glitter worldwide actively hides the fact that they are the largest purchaser of glitter worldwide", ">\n\nHow are you going to put me out there like that?", ">\n\nSorry De_Nilla the world has to know what you use all of it for", ">\n\nMy 6 year old could not disagree with this comment more strongly.", ">\n\nMy 4 year old too. \nShe dropped a tiny little tub of glitter on the floor (yay Christmas presents!) in the dining room and even after sweeping and hoovering the floor is SPARKLY!", ">\n\nyou could turn on a good old fashioned Kirby, leave it running in one spot for a century, pick it up and it will still sparkle under it", ">\n\nGlitter is a horrific abomination and if any type of plastic should be banned, it should be glitter.", ">\n\nI see your point. But it is oh so wonderful to send an enemy a glitter bomb.", ">\n\nPeople actually have enemies? And fantasize about vengeful antics?\nI really need to get out more", ">\n\nI would say this is the most popular opinion ever posted on this thread. NO ONE is coming out in support of glitter.", ">\n\ni support glitter 😂", ">\n\nDownvote this person into oblivion ☝️", ">\n\nThats a downvote for you! Glitter rules!", ">\n\nI hope you get it stuck in your hard to reach places!", ">\n\nAnd you have a life with no happy sparklies!", ">\n\nNGL, I don't even care about the whole micro plastics thing that much, I just hate the mess it leaves in general, seems the second a kid spills glitter in a house you're going to be finding little specs of glitter all around the place until the end of time. (or the building burns down, whatever is first) Even with effort to clean it up some always manages to remain. \nThink a good way of telling if a house was ever owned by a family with kids is just to have a good look at the gaps between floor boards, skirting and what not, any glitter and you know kids have likely been there.", ">\n\nI'm an artist who works with glitter and resin, and you're all absolutely correct. It's a plague, and I love it. Studio floors are gorgeous, but it gets places I haven't been, ever. It's in my boyfriends welding helmet, and that doesn't come home.", ">\n\nI have 3 daughters and especially when they were younger it seemed like there was glitter everywhere in our house. Well I get a call from my sister who was part angry part couldn't stop laughing. I had given her some leftover infant diapers we had, and she was at the doctors with her recently born son.\nDuring the check up she saw a strange look come over the Docs face, concerned she moved to see what was going on and was horrified to see her sons balls sparkling with glitter.\nGlitter is trash, and gets EVERYWHERE.", ">\n\nWe buy stupid vinyl records that are damage the first time you use them, instead of CDs. CD s are just music delivery system. People buy non stick pans, which are disposable, as opposed to a stainless steel pans which will out last your grandchildren. People buy expensive cell phones that you throw out when the battery is dead. I have five working computers, that they turned off the operating systems. They say people buy fast fashion. Hell, I can't but anything else. I can live with the glitter.", ">\n\nI had my MacBook for 10 years. Still worked perfectly. But I couldn’t update it anymore. Roughly 6 months later, none of the apps I was trying to run would work anymore. So I had to get a new one. I didn’t need a new one. It was annoying. I like my current MacBook but I’m annoyed that I even have to have it.", ">\n\nthis sub needs an update it's littered with popular opinions", ">\n\nThe things people will do for karma.\nAnd people admit knowing the rules and upvoting when they agree", ">\n\nBioglitter ftw", ">\n\nNo glitter, ftmfw", ">\n\nWhy do you hate fun", ">\n\nWhy do you choose to be the way you are?", ">\n\nGlitter is the middle of sequins\nEdit: get rid of both", ">\n\nI love glitter. They shine and shimmer", ">\n\ndid something concerning glitter happen to you recently lol? jusk askin", ">\n\nOP is probably another victim of the glitter boobytrap.", ">\n\ni’m a raver so reading these comments is just painful 😭😭😭😭", ">\n\nBuy the bio/eco-friendly glitter! I use it for music festivals and love it.", ">\n\ngood idea 😊😊😊", ">\n\nWhen I need to use glitter, I'm buying a biodegradable one. Problem solved", ">\n\nI think it's funny that every time I go to a music festival the people who say they love the planet the most are the first to throw glitter and chemical glow sticks like it's going out of style.", ">\n\nI go to music festivals and love face glitter, but I buy the bio/eco glitter that is made from algae. Not trying to be confrontational with you, just don't want you to think that everyone who loves to sparkle hates the environment.", ">\n\nI hate both", ">\n\nThis isn't an unpopular opinion....\nIDK if you've seen Good Mythical Morning, but they had glitter on the show ONCE and then instituted a serious, company-wide policy of banning glitter completely. Link still looks mad whenever the subject of glitter comes up.", ">\n\nPREACH", ">\n\nCheck your mailbox (there is a glitter bomb)", ">\n\nCards that play music are electronic waste", ">\n\nI agree. Easy downvote.", ">", ">\n\nlol is reddit supoosed to be an imageboard now? whats with the image replies", ">", ">\n\nThis is 10/10 not an upopular opinion. It’s is literally the herpes of the arts and crafts world. Nobody wants it, but of COURSE somebody has it, and they usually don’t tell you about it until it’s too late, and once you have it it’s impossible to get rid of.", ">\n\nThat's a great analogy. Even though I love glitter", ">\n\nI teach little children. I absolutely love glitter!", ">\n\nFantastic read for anyone interested. \nWhat Is Glitter? By Caity Weaver for The New York Times", ">\n\nBiodegradable glitter", ">\n\nbiggest sigh known to man", ">\n\nI don’t do much craft, but me and all the other performers I know are using biodegradable glitter products now.", ">\n\nDon’t get me started on edible glitter…", ">\n\nThis girl I'm talking to said \"give me your arm\" I was watching TV so I just obliged, she rubbed my whole arm with a brush that got loads of glitter on my skin. \"Now you sparkle like me\" was all I got when I asked why on earth I would want that.", ">\n\nGlitter is the STI of the arts and crafts world", ">\n\nOn what planet is this unpopular?", ">\n\nMercury, the surface temperature permanently fuses the glitter with everything it touches", ">\n\nI agree, but I use biodegradable glitter. I wish I could ditch it but I’m a rave girl, so that’s simply not an option…😏", ">\n\nSame goes for filling party balloons with helium. Literally taking a finite resource and filling a piece of trash with it.", ">\n\nI hope someone glitterbombs you", ">\n\nI hope someone glitter bombs me.", ">\n\nI like glitter. I'm man enough to say it", ">\n\nIs this Opposite Day in r/unpopularopinion? \nr/unpopularopinion glitter is the best, closely followed by sand.", ">\n\nIt is always opposite day here.\nAny actual unpopular opinions were banned a long time ago, try mentioning weight or race and chances are the mods will automatically ban it.", ">\n\nI despise glitter, it gets EVERYWHERE, and it sticks too. I just do my best to avoid it", ">\n\nI love the look of glitter. I love the biodegradable stuff but the price is insane and to buy craft is so cheap and easy. It's disappointing. I have a cup that's covered in glitter the best part is it sealed in and does shed everywhere.", ">\n\nI smell this opinion getting deleted from a mile away", ">\n\nCan we use glitter for scammers and people who steal packages?", ">\n\nI remember seeing videos of this man who made this box which used GPS and hidden cameras on all sides to catch porch pirates. When the person took the packaging off the box, an alarm sounded and it would throw up massive clouds of glitter.", ">\n\nYES! AND BALLOONS!! Enough with the balloon releases and glitter bombs!!", ">\n\nI would have to argue that balloons are worse than glitter. At least from an environmental, less-waste perspective.", ">\n\nBalloons are an eco nightmare and I wish we could ban them... But glitter sucks too.", ">\n\nGlitter is the herpes of the craft world. I would be happy to never see it again", ">\n\nThis post is just an I hate glitter circle jerk. We all hate glitter", ">\n\nMark Rober gets a pass.", ">\n\nIf your only argument is based on microplastics, you need to find a better one lol", ">\n\nDidn't even have to read the post. Every mom everywhere agrees with you", ">\n\nWe have 4 kids and respectfully disagree", ">\n\n✨ I absolutely love glitter and if I could I would sprinkle it everywhere I went. I think this world would be a better place if there was more glitter in random places. ✨", ">\n\nlike your liver?\nmmm microplastics in liver", ">\n\nYes, I do. But I'll take my chances. Something has to be the cause of our death. Imagine if we were so scared of anything that may kill us, that we avoided doing anything. That's not living. If I die of glitter, I'll be okay with that.", ">\n\nI'm also ok with you dieing from glitter; myself, not so much.", ">\n\nBut I'm okay with you dieing from glitter.", ">\n\nHoly shit yes. \nFuck glitter. Shit should be flat out illegal!", ">\n\nI absolutely hate glitter on anything, crafting, makeup, clothes. The shit is ugly as f", ">\n\ni like glitter", ">", ">\n\nSomeone needs to invent biodegradable glitter ASAP", ">\n\nIt has existed for years now...", ">\n\nBut glitter tastes so good", ">\n\nYou mean with lipstick right? RIGHT??", ">\n\nMhmm sure! Yeah with lipstick, not...just plain glitter, totally!", ">\n\nGlitter is probably the worst thing to happen at the university I attended, because grad pics needed glitter and god forbid you clean up after your shoot.", ">\n\nPopular opinion!", ">\n\nnot only aesthetically lame but terrible for literally everyone and the environment", ">\n\nDoesnt even look good tbh", ">\n\nbiodegradable glitter is great! Balloons need to go if you are getting rid of glitter.", ">\n\nGot a bunch on me at Christmas from gift bags", ">\n\nBut how else would women figure out their husbands were at a strip club?", ">\n\nWho ever inventer and created glitter better die. Or is dead but yet glitter isnt yet. Fk", ">\n\nIt’s so pretty tho…", ">\n\nIs Glitter your mom's name?", ">\n\nI despite it as well", ">\n\nI was on some various drugs a couple weeks ago with my best bud. He randomly decided to blow a fistful of glitter directly into my face when I wasn’t paying attention. Needless to say I wasn’t amused. And two weeks later I’m still finding glitter around my room.", ">\n\nHow do you feel about edible or biodegradable glitter?", ">\n\nI did laundry today. I what was in the lint trap? Glitter", ">\n\nWhy do you people hate fun?", ">\n\nGlitter should dissolve in water and be good for plants/grass", ">\n\nIdgaf I love glitter", ">\n\nmmm I see an incredible amount of people bitch about glitter all the time. I think you have the popular opinion and I actually have the unpopular one for liking it lol.", ">\n\nOh I thought you were talking about the movie in which case I was going to say that’s not so unpopular.", ">\n\nGlitter: the herpes of arts & crafts", ">\n\nIt’s literally fancy dust, but it’s fun!", ">\n\nGlitter is the herpes of the craft world.", ">\n\nI spilled glitter in one of my tool bags 6 years ago and I am still finding bits. It's a disease that infects you and never get cured.", ">\n\nBiodegradable glitter?", ">\n\nyou know there is biodegradable glitter. it's made from seaweed.", ">\n\nPlastic glitter, yes. That's why we need more widely available biodegradable glitter, as in you should have to go hunting for an obscure store to find plastic glitter and it should be the more expensive option. You can have my edible glitter when you pry it from my cold, dead fingers!", ">\n\nComing from a dollar tree employee, you have spoken directly to my heart", ">\n\nLoose glitter, sure. Secured glitter is fine", ">\n\nI totally agree with you. But I don't think this is an unpopular opinion. No upvote for you.\nWe recently made some glitter slime at our house, however." ]

[ "Glitter is the herpes of the crafting world", ">\n\nMy sister used to say this, she actually mailed our aunt a joke card filled with glitter designed to gently explode upon opening. When our aunt called our house, my sister just told her she gave her “glitter herpes” to remember her by. Six years latter, our aunt still finds little shiny specs on her couch and shag carpeting.", ">\n\nI'm so sorry to hear about your sister. I assume your aunt murdered her?", ">\n\nI'm sorry to hear Marcus's auntie still keeps shag carpeting. So much the worse for the glitter too.", ">\n\nYou got that wrong, Marcus's auntie keeps shagging carpets", ">\n\nMunch munch munch", ">\n\nDrove Uber, woman dropped a handful of glitter in the back seats, pissed I wouldn’t make a pit stop I guess. Didn’t notice, quick pick up of two nicely dressed women all in black on the way to a church service for their elderly mom. They noticed after sitting down in it. Still took the ride. I wanted to die seeing their black sparkly butts go up the church walk. Screw glitter and all who use it.", ">\n\nI'm not a huge fan of glitter, but biodegradable glitter does exist and is common. I think non-biodegradable glitter should stop being used though.", ">\n\nIt still gets EVERYWHERE", ">\n\nI don’t like sand", ">\n\nIt's coarse and rough and irritating", ">\n\nNot like here. Here everything is soft, and smooth.", ">\n\nRepeat after me kids:\nGLITTER IS LITTER", ">\n\nG-litter\nGlorious litter \nIt's pretty\nIt's still litter.", ">\n\n\"pretty to look at\" is as good as glitter gets", ">\n\nOf course. No one told you to eat it", ">\n\nA lot of times it contains heavy metals too", ">\n\nNo wonder those bands in the 80s used to use a lot of it", ">\n\nGlitter is the herpes of the rock world.", ">\n\nI think herpes was still the herpes of the rock world back then... poor Pam.", ">\n\nGlitter is not allowed in my house \nI allowed it once and still can find traces of it to this day....", ">\n\nI had a phone case with glitter. The thing busted months ago and I'm STILL finding traces of it", ">\n\nI will assault anyone who thinks it’s funny to give me a glitter bomb as a joke gift", ">\n\nGlitter bombs are only acceptable for cheating exes", ">\n\nAnd porch pirates", ">\n\nI saw a prank video about that on YouTube", ">\n\nYeah Mark Rober did it for 5 years, pretty epic prank", ">\n\nAs someone who just wore an all glitter dress I got for Christmas to an out of state function, I hate glitter. I burned the dress after I got home. Literally everywhere I went I left a trail of glitter and I felt like the biggest asshole on the planet. I went to go potty and the stall looked like someone murdered a glitter pixie. I don't think this is unpopular.", ">\n\nPotty? Grow up", ">\n\n/r/gatekeeping", ">\n\nPerhaps the most banal version of it.", ">\n\n\"Critics who treat 'adult' as a term of approval, instead of as a merely descriptive term, cannot be adult themselves. To be concerned about being grown up, to admire the grown up because it is grown up, to blush at the suspicion of being childish; these things are the marks of childhood and adolescence. And in childhood and adolescence they are, in moderation, healthy symptoms. Young things ought to want to grow. But to carry on into middle life or even into early manhood this concern about being adult is a mark of really arrested development. When I was ten, I read fairy tales in secret and would have been ashamed if I had been found doing so. Now that I am fifty I read them openly. When I became a man I put away childish things, including the fear of childishness and the desire to be very grown up.\" -- C.S. Lewis", ">\n\nAnd that's why I bought bio degradable glitter. I freaking love sparkles but the planet is important. There's also edible glitter that I plan on getting eventually.", ">\n\nIts fun. But you'll definitely spill some and find it everywhere for a few weeks. Not as bad as regular glitter tho. And your poop looks fancy for a day.\nBut: Biodegradable is a lie, usually. It's only biodegradable under VERY specific circumstances that are not met in a landfill or even most bio waste composting plants. Burning it works just fine :D", ">\n\nThis is popular as fuck", ">\n\nThe fact that glitter both exists and is used says otherwise.", ">\n\nI exist and am used, but I'm not popular.", ">\n\nBut are you biodegradable?", ">\n\nEverything except my bones.", ">\n\nGlitter is terrible. Now, sparkly stuff that doesn't bleed onto everything is okay and enjoyable. But glitter that leaks onto everything and never goes away is so bad", ">\n\nIm like a crow.. i need the shiny in my life", ">\n\nSAME", ">\n\nThe largest purchaser of glitter worldwide actively hides the fact that they are the largest purchaser of glitter worldwide", ">\n\nHow are you going to put me out there like that?", ">\n\nSorry De_Nilla the world has to know what you use all of it for", ">\n\nMy 6 year old could not disagree with this comment more strongly.", ">\n\nMy 4 year old too. \nShe dropped a tiny little tub of glitter on the floor (yay Christmas presents!) in the dining room and even after sweeping and hoovering the floor is SPARKLY!", ">\n\nyou could turn on a good old fashioned Kirby, leave it running in one spot for a century, pick it up and it will still sparkle under it", ">\n\nGlitter is a horrific abomination and if any type of plastic should be banned, it should be glitter.", ">\n\nI see your point. But it is oh so wonderful to send an enemy a glitter bomb.", ">\n\nPeople actually have enemies? And fantasize about vengeful antics?\nI really need to get out more", ">\n\nI would say this is the most popular opinion ever posted on this thread. NO ONE is coming out in support of glitter.", ">\n\ni support glitter 😂", ">\n\nDownvote this person into oblivion ☝️", ">\n\nThats a downvote for you! Glitter rules!", ">\n\nI hope you get it stuck in your hard to reach places!", ">\n\nAnd you have a life with no happy sparklies!", ">\n\nNGL, I don't even care about the whole micro plastics thing that much, I just hate the mess it leaves in general, seems the second a kid spills glitter in a house you're going to be finding little specs of glitter all around the place until the end of time. (or the building burns down, whatever is first) Even with effort to clean it up some always manages to remain. \nThink a good way of telling if a house was ever owned by a family with kids is just to have a good look at the gaps between floor boards, skirting and what not, any glitter and you know kids have likely been there.", ">\n\nI'm an artist who works with glitter and resin, and you're all absolutely correct. It's a plague, and I love it. Studio floors are gorgeous, but it gets places I haven't been, ever. It's in my boyfriends welding helmet, and that doesn't come home.", ">\n\nI have 3 daughters and especially when they were younger it seemed like there was glitter everywhere in our house. Well I get a call from my sister who was part angry part couldn't stop laughing. I had given her some leftover infant diapers we had, and she was at the doctors with her recently born son.\nDuring the check up she saw a strange look come over the Docs face, concerned she moved to see what was going on and was horrified to see her sons balls sparkling with glitter.\nGlitter is trash, and gets EVERYWHERE.", ">\n\nWe buy stupid vinyl records that are damage the first time you use them, instead of CDs. CD s are just music delivery system. People buy non stick pans, which are disposable, as opposed to a stainless steel pans which will out last your grandchildren. People buy expensive cell phones that you throw out when the battery is dead. I have five working computers, that they turned off the operating systems. They say people buy fast fashion. Hell, I can't but anything else. I can live with the glitter.", ">\n\nI had my MacBook for 10 years. Still worked perfectly. But I couldn’t update it anymore. Roughly 6 months later, none of the apps I was trying to run would work anymore. So I had to get a new one. I didn’t need a new one. It was annoying. I like my current MacBook but I’m annoyed that I even have to have it.", ">\n\nthis sub needs an update it's littered with popular opinions", ">\n\nThe things people will do for karma.\nAnd people admit knowing the rules and upvoting when they agree", ">\n\nBioglitter ftw", ">\n\nNo glitter, ftmfw", ">\n\nWhy do you hate fun", ">\n\nWhy do you choose to be the way you are?", ">\n\nGlitter is the middle of sequins\nEdit: get rid of both", ">\n\nI love glitter. They shine and shimmer", ">\n\ndid something concerning glitter happen to you recently lol? jusk askin", ">\n\nOP is probably another victim of the glitter boobytrap.", ">\n\ni’m a raver so reading these comments is just painful 😭😭😭😭", ">\n\nBuy the bio/eco-friendly glitter! I use it for music festivals and love it.", ">\n\ngood idea 😊😊😊", ">\n\nWhen I need to use glitter, I'm buying a biodegradable one. Problem solved", ">\n\nI think it's funny that every time I go to a music festival the people who say they love the planet the most are the first to throw glitter and chemical glow sticks like it's going out of style.", ">\n\nI go to music festivals and love face glitter, but I buy the bio/eco glitter that is made from algae. Not trying to be confrontational with you, just don't want you to think that everyone who loves to sparkle hates the environment.", ">\n\nI hate both", ">\n\nThis isn't an unpopular opinion....\nIDK if you've seen Good Mythical Morning, but they had glitter on the show ONCE and then instituted a serious, company-wide policy of banning glitter completely. Link still looks mad whenever the subject of glitter comes up.", ">\n\nPREACH", ">\n\nCheck your mailbox (there is a glitter bomb)", ">\n\nCards that play music are electronic waste", ">\n\nI agree. Easy downvote.", ">", ">\n\nlol is reddit supoosed to be an imageboard now? whats with the image replies", ">", ">\n\nThis is 10/10 not an upopular opinion. It’s is literally the herpes of the arts and crafts world. Nobody wants it, but of COURSE somebody has it, and they usually don’t tell you about it until it’s too late, and once you have it it’s impossible to get rid of.", ">\n\nThat's a great analogy. Even though I love glitter", ">\n\nI teach little children. I absolutely love glitter!", ">\n\nFantastic read for anyone interested. \nWhat Is Glitter? By Caity Weaver for The New York Times", ">\n\nBiodegradable glitter", ">\n\nbiggest sigh known to man", ">\n\nI don’t do much craft, but me and all the other performers I know are using biodegradable glitter products now.", ">\n\nDon’t get me started on edible glitter…", ">\n\nThis girl I'm talking to said \"give me your arm\" I was watching TV so I just obliged, she rubbed my whole arm with a brush that got loads of glitter on my skin. \"Now you sparkle like me\" was all I got when I asked why on earth I would want that.", ">\n\nGlitter is the STI of the arts and crafts world", ">\n\nOn what planet is this unpopular?", ">\n\nMercury, the surface temperature permanently fuses the glitter with everything it touches", ">\n\nI agree, but I use biodegradable glitter. I wish I could ditch it but I’m a rave girl, so that’s simply not an option…😏", ">\n\nSame goes for filling party balloons with helium. Literally taking a finite resource and filling a piece of trash with it.", ">\n\nI hope someone glitterbombs you", ">\n\nI hope someone glitter bombs me.", ">\n\nI like glitter. I'm man enough to say it", ">\n\nIs this Opposite Day in r/unpopularopinion? \nr/unpopularopinion glitter is the best, closely followed by sand.", ">\n\nIt is always opposite day here.\nAny actual unpopular opinions were banned a long time ago, try mentioning weight or race and chances are the mods will automatically ban it.", ">\n\nI despise glitter, it gets EVERYWHERE, and it sticks too. I just do my best to avoid it", ">\n\nI love the look of glitter. I love the biodegradable stuff but the price is insane and to buy craft is so cheap and easy. It's disappointing. I have a cup that's covered in glitter the best part is it sealed in and does shed everywhere.", ">\n\nI smell this opinion getting deleted from a mile away", ">\n\nCan we use glitter for scammers and people who steal packages?", ">\n\nI remember seeing videos of this man who made this box which used GPS and hidden cameras on all sides to catch porch pirates. When the person took the packaging off the box, an alarm sounded and it would throw up massive clouds of glitter.", ">\n\nYES! AND BALLOONS!! Enough with the balloon releases and glitter bombs!!", ">\n\nI would have to argue that balloons are worse than glitter. At least from an environmental, less-waste perspective.", ">\n\nBalloons are an eco nightmare and I wish we could ban them... But glitter sucks too.", ">\n\nGlitter is the herpes of the craft world. I would be happy to never see it again", ">\n\nThis post is just an I hate glitter circle jerk. We all hate glitter", ">\n\nMark Rober gets a pass.", ">\n\nIf your only argument is based on microplastics, you need to find a better one lol", ">\n\nDidn't even have to read the post. Every mom everywhere agrees with you", ">\n\nWe have 4 kids and respectfully disagree", ">\n\n✨ I absolutely love glitter and if I could I would sprinkle it everywhere I went. I think this world would be a better place if there was more glitter in random places. ✨", ">\n\nlike your liver?\nmmm microplastics in liver", ">\n\nYes, I do. But I'll take my chances. Something has to be the cause of our death. Imagine if we were so scared of anything that may kill us, that we avoided doing anything. That's not living. If I die of glitter, I'll be okay with that.", ">\n\nI'm also ok with you dieing from glitter; myself, not so much.", ">\n\nBut I'm okay with you dieing from glitter.", ">\n\nHoly shit yes. \nFuck glitter. Shit should be flat out illegal!", ">\n\nI absolutely hate glitter on anything, crafting, makeup, clothes. The shit is ugly as f", ">\n\ni like glitter", ">", ">\n\nSomeone needs to invent biodegradable glitter ASAP", ">\n\nIt has existed for years now...", ">\n\nBut glitter tastes so good", ">\n\nYou mean with lipstick right? RIGHT??", ">\n\nMhmm sure! Yeah with lipstick, not...just plain glitter, totally!", ">\n\nGlitter is probably the worst thing to happen at the university I attended, because grad pics needed glitter and god forbid you clean up after your shoot.", ">\n\nPopular opinion!", ">\n\nnot only aesthetically lame but terrible for literally everyone and the environment", ">\n\nDoesnt even look good tbh", ">\n\nbiodegradable glitter is great! Balloons need to go if you are getting rid of glitter.", ">\n\nGot a bunch on me at Christmas from gift bags", ">\n\nBut how else would women figure out their husbands were at a strip club?", ">\n\nWho ever inventer and created glitter better die. Or is dead but yet glitter isnt yet. Fk", ">\n\nIt’s so pretty tho…", ">\n\nIs Glitter your mom's name?", ">\n\nI despite it as well", ">\n\nI was on some various drugs a couple weeks ago with my best bud. He randomly decided to blow a fistful of glitter directly into my face when I wasn’t paying attention. Needless to say I wasn’t amused. And two weeks later I’m still finding glitter around my room.", ">\n\nHow do you feel about edible or biodegradable glitter?", ">\n\nI did laundry today. I what was in the lint trap? Glitter", ">\n\nWhy do you people hate fun?", ">\n\nGlitter should dissolve in water and be good for plants/grass", ">\n\nIdgaf I love glitter", ">\n\nmmm I see an incredible amount of people bitch about glitter all the time. I think you have the popular opinion and I actually have the unpopular one for liking it lol.", ">\n\nOh I thought you were talking about the movie in which case I was going to say that’s not so unpopular.", ">\n\nGlitter: the herpes of arts & crafts", ">\n\nIt’s literally fancy dust, but it’s fun!", ">\n\nGlitter is the herpes of the craft world.", ">\n\nI spilled glitter in one of my tool bags 6 years ago and I am still finding bits. It's a disease that infects you and never get cured.", ">\n\nBiodegradable glitter?", ">\n\nyou know there is biodegradable glitter. it's made from seaweed.", ">\n\nPlastic glitter, yes. That's why we need more widely available biodegradable glitter, as in you should have to go hunting for an obscure store to find plastic glitter and it should be the more expensive option. You can have my edible glitter when you pry it from my cold, dead fingers!", ">\n\nComing from a dollar tree employee, you have spoken directly to my heart", ">\n\nLoose glitter, sure. Secured glitter is fine", ">\n\nI totally agree with you. But I don't think this is an unpopular opinion. No upvote for you.\nWe recently made some glitter slime at our house, however.", ">\n\nPeople could stop buying it all together but they would still make it.\nAppearantly there is some mystery company that buys like 80% of the world's glitter but Big Glitter won't tell us who because there is a confidentiality agreement and they want me to go insane because I will never know who is buying all the glitter and WHY!" ]