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[ "Fiore, who just lost her bid to become Nevada’s treasurer, has never practiced law. Indeed, it’s rare to serve as a judge when one has not even attended law school. But more troubling is that Fiore has been the subject of at least one federal investigation and civil suit, has bragged about breaking the state law when she was a member of the state Assembly and previously suggested that law enforcement officers opt not to follow the law.", ">\n\nI've stood before a few Nevada judges and other officials... from my perspective this is only a little worse, not a lot worse.", ">\n\nBe honest, now -- did you have a sneaking suspicion, before clicking on the article link, which party this person belonged to?", ">\n\nNot sneaking suspicion. Full confidence", ">\n\nBetcha after five white claws and a Jagerbomb she turns into a Constitutional Law School Prof.", ">\n\nProf-ish", ">\n\nI said I was a prof-ish.", ">\n\nAccording to my sources, she practiced law at Santos, Fiore, & Froddsters.", ">\n\nWith offices at Four Seasons Total Landscaping", ">\n\nNye County seems like a shit hole just based on the map location. Enjoy your new county judge, idiot Republicans.", ">\n\nI’ve spent a good amount of time there working on a long term doc. There are good people there and the landscape is stunning; wild horses, geological marvels, a bird sanctuary, ghost towns. Their politics need work, I grant you, but the people are lovely and hospitable and the area is gorgeous.\nGot hit worse than most by COVID due to their emergency service funding coming in large part from the brothels.", ">\n\nThe good and lovely people are the ones who keep voting for the horrible politicians.", ">\n\nBecause of a long concerted effort to create divisions in the country. Rural vs. Urban. Lower middle class vs. middle middle class.\nDon’t hate the player, hate the game.", ">\n\nShe sounds like a dumpster fire.", ">\n\nI foresee several lawsuits for U.S.C. 1983 violations, and when the county is sued into oblivion for violating civil rights, then they will consider getting rid of her. The county won't mind the civil rights violations, but they won't be able to afford to keep her.", ">\n\nthis just means every single case she decides will get kicked to the appellate court, then kicked back again to get redecided. a judicial circlejerk", ">\n\n\n...five Nye County commissioners voted unanimously to appoint her to a local judgeship.\n\nEvery single one of them should lose their jobs." ]

[ "Fiore, who just lost her bid to become Nevada’s treasurer, has never practiced law. Indeed, it’s rare to serve as a judge when one has not even attended law school. But more troubling is that Fiore has been the subject of at least one federal investigation and civil suit, has bragged about breaking the state law when she was a member of the state Assembly and previously suggested that law enforcement officers opt not to follow the law.", ">\n\nI've stood before a few Nevada judges and other officials... from my perspective this is only a little worse, not a lot worse.", ">\n\nBe honest, now -- did you have a sneaking suspicion, before clicking on the article link, which party this person belonged to?", ">\n\nNot sneaking suspicion. Full confidence", ">\n\nBetcha after five white claws and a Jagerbomb she turns into a Constitutional Law School Prof.", ">\n\nProf-ish", ">\n\nI said I was a prof-ish.", ">\n\nAccording to my sources, she practiced law at Santos, Fiore, & Froddsters.", ">\n\nWith offices at Four Seasons Total Landscaping", ">\n\nNye County seems like a shit hole just based on the map location. Enjoy your new county judge, idiot Republicans.", ">\n\nI’ve spent a good amount of time there working on a long term doc. There are good people there and the landscape is stunning; wild horses, geological marvels, a bird sanctuary, ghost towns. Their politics need work, I grant you, but the people are lovely and hospitable and the area is gorgeous.\nGot hit worse than most by COVID due to their emergency service funding coming in large part from the brothels.", ">\n\nThe good and lovely people are the ones who keep voting for the horrible politicians.", ">\n\nBecause of a long concerted effort to create divisions in the country. Rural vs. Urban. Lower middle class vs. middle middle class.\nDon’t hate the player, hate the game.", ">\n\nShe sounds like a dumpster fire.", ">\n\nI foresee several lawsuits for U.S.C. 1983 violations, and when the county is sued into oblivion for violating civil rights, then they will consider getting rid of her. The county won't mind the civil rights violations, but they won't be able to afford to keep her.", ">\n\nthis just means every single case she decides will get kicked to the appellate court, then kicked back again to get redecided. a judicial circlejerk", ">\n\n\n...five Nye County commissioners voted unanimously to appoint her to a local judgeship.\n\nEvery single one of them should lose their jobs.", ">\n\nThere is something wrong with these people." ]

[ "Fiore, who just lost her bid to become Nevada’s treasurer, has never practiced law. Indeed, it’s rare to serve as a judge when one has not even attended law school. But more troubling is that Fiore has been the subject of at least one federal investigation and civil suit, has bragged about breaking the state law when she was a member of the state Assembly and previously suggested that law enforcement officers opt not to follow the law.", ">\n\nI've stood before a few Nevada judges and other officials... from my perspective this is only a little worse, not a lot worse.", ">\n\nBe honest, now -- did you have a sneaking suspicion, before clicking on the article link, which party this person belonged to?", ">\n\nNot sneaking suspicion. Full confidence", ">\n\nBetcha after five white claws and a Jagerbomb she turns into a Constitutional Law School Prof.", ">\n\nProf-ish", ">\n\nI said I was a prof-ish.", ">\n\nAccording to my sources, she practiced law at Santos, Fiore, & Froddsters.", ">\n\nWith offices at Four Seasons Total Landscaping", ">\n\nNye County seems like a shit hole just based on the map location. Enjoy your new county judge, idiot Republicans.", ">\n\nI’ve spent a good amount of time there working on a long term doc. There are good people there and the landscape is stunning; wild horses, geological marvels, a bird sanctuary, ghost towns. Their politics need work, I grant you, but the people are lovely and hospitable and the area is gorgeous.\nGot hit worse than most by COVID due to their emergency service funding coming in large part from the brothels.", ">\n\nThe good and lovely people are the ones who keep voting for the horrible politicians.", ">\n\nBecause of a long concerted effort to create divisions in the country. Rural vs. Urban. Lower middle class vs. middle middle class.\nDon’t hate the player, hate the game.", ">\n\nShe sounds like a dumpster fire.", ">\n\nI foresee several lawsuits for U.S.C. 1983 violations, and when the county is sued into oblivion for violating civil rights, then they will consider getting rid of her. The county won't mind the civil rights violations, but they won't be able to afford to keep her.", ">\n\nthis just means every single case she decides will get kicked to the appellate court, then kicked back again to get redecided. a judicial circlejerk", ">\n\n\n...five Nye County commissioners voted unanimously to appoint her to a local judgeship.\n\nEvery single one of them should lose their jobs.", ">\n\nThere is something wrong with these people.", ">\n\nLots of greasy palms tied up in this shit show." ]

[ "Fiore, who just lost her bid to become Nevada’s treasurer, has never practiced law. Indeed, it’s rare to serve as a judge when one has not even attended law school. But more troubling is that Fiore has been the subject of at least one federal investigation and civil suit, has bragged about breaking the state law when she was a member of the state Assembly and previously suggested that law enforcement officers opt not to follow the law.", ">\n\nI've stood before a few Nevada judges and other officials... from my perspective this is only a little worse, not a lot worse.", ">\n\nBe honest, now -- did you have a sneaking suspicion, before clicking on the article link, which party this person belonged to?", ">\n\nNot sneaking suspicion. Full confidence", ">\n\nBetcha after five white claws and a Jagerbomb she turns into a Constitutional Law School Prof.", ">\n\nProf-ish", ">\n\nI said I was a prof-ish.", ">\n\nAccording to my sources, she practiced law at Santos, Fiore, & Froddsters.", ">\n\nWith offices at Four Seasons Total Landscaping", ">\n\nNye County seems like a shit hole just based on the map location. Enjoy your new county judge, idiot Republicans.", ">\n\nI’ve spent a good amount of time there working on a long term doc. There are good people there and the landscape is stunning; wild horses, geological marvels, a bird sanctuary, ghost towns. Their politics need work, I grant you, but the people are lovely and hospitable and the area is gorgeous.\nGot hit worse than most by COVID due to their emergency service funding coming in large part from the brothels.", ">\n\nThe good and lovely people are the ones who keep voting for the horrible politicians.", ">\n\nBecause of a long concerted effort to create divisions in the country. Rural vs. Urban. Lower middle class vs. middle middle class.\nDon’t hate the player, hate the game.", ">\n\nShe sounds like a dumpster fire.", ">\n\nI foresee several lawsuits for U.S.C. 1983 violations, and when the county is sued into oblivion for violating civil rights, then they will consider getting rid of her. The county won't mind the civil rights violations, but they won't be able to afford to keep her.", ">\n\nthis just means every single case she decides will get kicked to the appellate court, then kicked back again to get redecided. a judicial circlejerk", ">\n\n\n...five Nye County commissioners voted unanimously to appoint her to a local judgeship.\n\nEvery single one of them should lose their jobs.", ">\n\nThere is something wrong with these people.", ">\n\nLots of greasy palms tied up in this shit show.", ">\n\nHow this b*tch keeps getting political appointments boggles me. It wasn't too long ago that her home healthcare business \"mysteriously\" burned down while coincidentally being investigated for medicare fraud.\n​\nBut hey... If this gets her out of Clark County politics, let Nye have her." ]

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[ "This is a friendly reminder to read our rules.\nRemember, /r/Showerthoughts is for showerthoughts, not \"thoughts had in the shower!\"\n(For an explanation of what a \"showerthought\" is, please read this page.)\nRule-breaking posts may result in bans." ]

[ "This is a friendly reminder to read our rules.\nRemember, /r/Showerthoughts is for showerthoughts, not \"thoughts had in the shower!\"\n(For an explanation of what a \"showerthought\" is, please read this page.)\nRule-breaking posts may result in bans.", ">\n\n\nThe fairest machine in the casino\n\nGenuinely took me too long to realize this wasn't the \"Who's the fairest maiden in the land?\" kind of fair." ]

[ "This is a friendly reminder to read our rules.\nRemember, /r/Showerthoughts is for showerthoughts, not \"thoughts had in the shower!\"\n(For an explanation of what a \"showerthought\" is, please read this page.)\nRule-breaking posts may result in bans.", ">\n\n\nThe fairest machine in the casino\n\nGenuinely took me too long to realize this wasn't the \"Who's the fairest maiden in the land?\" kind of fair.", ">\n\n\"O change machine, thou art the fairest of them all!\" Sayeth he who a dollar lost but rejoices as he collecteth his quarters four." ]

[ "This is a friendly reminder to read our rules.\nRemember, /r/Showerthoughts is for showerthoughts, not \"thoughts had in the shower!\"\n(For an explanation of what a \"showerthought\" is, please read this page.)\nRule-breaking posts may result in bans.", ">\n\n\nThe fairest machine in the casino\n\nGenuinely took me too long to realize this wasn't the \"Who's the fairest maiden in the land?\" kind of fair.", ">\n\n\"O change machine, thou art the fairest of them all!\" Sayeth he who a dollar lost but rejoices as he collecteth his quarters four.", ">\n\nThough he sayeth such to the Fairest in Casino, he who foundeth much comfort in the equivalent exchange rate - sought he yet to bartereth with splendor and glamour, his quarters four shown surely to maketh gain for the meager cost of a nickle!" ]

[ "This is a friendly reminder to read our rules.\nRemember, /r/Showerthoughts is for showerthoughts, not \"thoughts had in the shower!\"\n(For an explanation of what a \"showerthought\" is, please read this page.)\nRule-breaking posts may result in bans.", ">\n\n\nThe fairest machine in the casino\n\nGenuinely took me too long to realize this wasn't the \"Who's the fairest maiden in the land?\" kind of fair.", ">\n\n\"O change machine, thou art the fairest of them all!\" Sayeth he who a dollar lost but rejoices as he collecteth his quarters four.", ">\n\nThough he sayeth such to the Fairest in Casino, he who foundeth much comfort in the equivalent exchange rate - sought he yet to bartereth with splendor and glamour, his quarters four shown surely to maketh gain for the meager cost of a nickle!", ">\n\nGambleth he forth his last quarters four,\nLost are they now, his dollar is ancient lore,\nHe wonders, ponders, his wealth of yore,\nQuoth the Casino, \"Nevermore\"." ]

[ "This is a friendly reminder to read our rules.\nRemember, /r/Showerthoughts is for showerthoughts, not \"thoughts had in the shower!\"\n(For an explanation of what a \"showerthought\" is, please read this page.)\nRule-breaking posts may result in bans.", ">\n\n\nThe fairest machine in the casino\n\nGenuinely took me too long to realize this wasn't the \"Who's the fairest maiden in the land?\" kind of fair.", ">\n\n\"O change machine, thou art the fairest of them all!\" Sayeth he who a dollar lost but rejoices as he collecteth his quarters four.", ">\n\nThough he sayeth such to the Fairest in Casino, he who foundeth much comfort in the equivalent exchange rate - sought he yet to bartereth with splendor and glamour, his quarters four shown surely to maketh gain for the meager cost of a nickle!", ">\n\nGambleth he forth his last quarters four,\nLost are they now, his dollar is ancient lore,\nHe wonders, ponders, his wealth of yore,\nQuoth the Casino, \"Nevermore\".", ">\n\n1 of paper = 4 of coin, just make sure the mushrooms on top, and wait! JACKPROT!" ]

[ "This is a friendly reminder to read our rules.\nRemember, /r/Showerthoughts is for showerthoughts, not \"thoughts had in the shower!\"\n(For an explanation of what a \"showerthought\" is, please read this page.)\nRule-breaking posts may result in bans.", ">\n\n\nThe fairest machine in the casino\n\nGenuinely took me too long to realize this wasn't the \"Who's the fairest maiden in the land?\" kind of fair.", ">\n\n\"O change machine, thou art the fairest of them all!\" Sayeth he who a dollar lost but rejoices as he collecteth his quarters four.", ">\n\nThough he sayeth such to the Fairest in Casino, he who foundeth much comfort in the equivalent exchange rate - sought he yet to bartereth with splendor and glamour, his quarters four shown surely to maketh gain for the meager cost of a nickle!", ">\n\nGambleth he forth his last quarters four,\nLost are they now, his dollar is ancient lore,\nHe wonders, ponders, his wealth of yore,\nQuoth the Casino, \"Nevermore\".", ">\n\n1 of paper = 4 of coin, just make sure the mushrooms on top, and wait! JACKPROT!", ">\n\nIt's easy ya dingus. Win every time. Just watch out for crasino hunks. I hear they break bones if you talk with a sass mouth." ]

[ "This is a friendly reminder to read our rules.\nRemember, /r/Showerthoughts is for showerthoughts, not \"thoughts had in the shower!\"\n(For an explanation of what a \"showerthought\" is, please read this page.)\nRule-breaking posts may result in bans.", ">\n\n\nThe fairest machine in the casino\n\nGenuinely took me too long to realize this wasn't the \"Who's the fairest maiden in the land?\" kind of fair.", ">\n\n\"O change machine, thou art the fairest of them all!\" Sayeth he who a dollar lost but rejoices as he collecteth his quarters four.", ">\n\nThough he sayeth such to the Fairest in Casino, he who foundeth much comfort in the equivalent exchange rate - sought he yet to bartereth with splendor and glamour, his quarters four shown surely to maketh gain for the meager cost of a nickle!", ">\n\nGambleth he forth his last quarters four,\nLost are they now, his dollar is ancient lore,\nHe wonders, ponders, his wealth of yore,\nQuoth the Casino, \"Nevermore\".", ">\n\n1 of paper = 4 of coin, just make sure the mushrooms on top, and wait! JACKPROT!", ">\n\nIt's easy ya dingus. Win every time. Just watch out for crasino hunks. I hear they break bones if you talk with a sass mouth.", ">\n\nAn old joke I heard:\nA worker at a casino sees an old man standing in front of a change machine putting in bills and getting change. Every time he does, he shouts \"Yaay, I win!\". The worker thinks it's both nice and a little sad and that the man may be demented.\nThe worker leaves for lunch and comes back to find the front of the machine open and a maintenance person working on it. He asks what's up, and the maintenance person says the machine is broken and has been giving 5 quarters for each dollar." ]

[ "This is a friendly reminder to read our rules.\nRemember, /r/Showerthoughts is for showerthoughts, not \"thoughts had in the shower!\"\n(For an explanation of what a \"showerthought\" is, please read this page.)\nRule-breaking posts may result in bans.", ">\n\n\nThe fairest machine in the casino\n\nGenuinely took me too long to realize this wasn't the \"Who's the fairest maiden in the land?\" kind of fair.", ">\n\n\"O change machine, thou art the fairest of them all!\" Sayeth he who a dollar lost but rejoices as he collecteth his quarters four.", ">\n\nThough he sayeth such to the Fairest in Casino, he who foundeth much comfort in the equivalent exchange rate - sought he yet to bartereth with splendor and glamour, his quarters four shown surely to maketh gain for the meager cost of a nickle!", ">\n\nGambleth he forth his last quarters four,\nLost are they now, his dollar is ancient lore,\nHe wonders, ponders, his wealth of yore,\nQuoth the Casino, \"Nevermore\".", ">\n\n1 of paper = 4 of coin, just make sure the mushrooms on top, and wait! JACKPROT!", ">\n\nIt's easy ya dingus. Win every time. Just watch out for crasino hunks. I hear they break bones if you talk with a sass mouth.", ">\n\nAn old joke I heard:\nA worker at a casino sees an old man standing in front of a change machine putting in bills and getting change. Every time he does, he shouts \"Yaay, I win!\". The worker thinks it's both nice and a little sad and that the man may be demented.\nThe worker leaves for lunch and comes back to find the front of the machine open and a maintenance person working on it. He asks what's up, and the maintenance person says the machine is broken and has been giving 5 quarters for each dollar.", ">\n\nWe 6 electronic pulltab machines at the bar I work at. We’ll usually ask if they want a specific one, or if they want to play ‘box seven’ because it pays out better. \n‘Box seven’ is the ATM." ]

[ "This is a friendly reminder to read our rules.\nRemember, /r/Showerthoughts is for showerthoughts, not \"thoughts had in the shower!\"\n(For an explanation of what a \"showerthought\" is, please read this page.)\nRule-breaking posts may result in bans.", ">\n\n\nThe fairest machine in the casino\n\nGenuinely took me too long to realize this wasn't the \"Who's the fairest maiden in the land?\" kind of fair.", ">\n\n\"O change machine, thou art the fairest of them all!\" Sayeth he who a dollar lost but rejoices as he collecteth his quarters four.", ">\n\nThough he sayeth such to the Fairest in Casino, he who foundeth much comfort in the equivalent exchange rate - sought he yet to bartereth with splendor and glamour, his quarters four shown surely to maketh gain for the meager cost of a nickle!", ">\n\nGambleth he forth his last quarters four,\nLost are they now, his dollar is ancient lore,\nHe wonders, ponders, his wealth of yore,\nQuoth the Casino, \"Nevermore\".", ">\n\n1 of paper = 4 of coin, just make sure the mushrooms on top, and wait! JACKPROT!", ">\n\nIt's easy ya dingus. Win every time. Just watch out for crasino hunks. I hear they break bones if you talk with a sass mouth.", ">\n\nAn old joke I heard:\nA worker at a casino sees an old man standing in front of a change machine putting in bills and getting change. Every time he does, he shouts \"Yaay, I win!\". The worker thinks it's both nice and a little sad and that the man may be demented.\nThe worker leaves for lunch and comes back to find the front of the machine open and a maintenance person working on it. He asks what's up, and the maintenance person says the machine is broken and has been giving 5 quarters for each dollar.", ">\n\nWe 6 electronic pulltab machines at the bar I work at. We’ll usually ask if they want a specific one, or if they want to play ‘box seven’ because it pays out better. \n‘Box seven’ is the ATM.", ">\n\nOn the way to the casino recently we stopped at a 7/11 to use the ATM and my buddy got short-changed by the machine. Not many worse feelings than entering the casino down 40 bucks because you were robbed by the bank." ]

[ "This is a friendly reminder to read our rules.\nRemember, /r/Showerthoughts is for showerthoughts, not \"thoughts had in the shower!\"\n(For an explanation of what a \"showerthought\" is, please read this page.)\nRule-breaking posts may result in bans.", ">\n\n\nThe fairest machine in the casino\n\nGenuinely took me too long to realize this wasn't the \"Who's the fairest maiden in the land?\" kind of fair.", ">\n\n\"O change machine, thou art the fairest of them all!\" Sayeth he who a dollar lost but rejoices as he collecteth his quarters four.", ">\n\nThough he sayeth such to the Fairest in Casino, he who foundeth much comfort in the equivalent exchange rate - sought he yet to bartereth with splendor and glamour, his quarters four shown surely to maketh gain for the meager cost of a nickle!", ">\n\nGambleth he forth his last quarters four,\nLost are they now, his dollar is ancient lore,\nHe wonders, ponders, his wealth of yore,\nQuoth the Casino, \"Nevermore\".", ">\n\n1 of paper = 4 of coin, just make sure the mushrooms on top, and wait! JACKPROT!", ">\n\nIt's easy ya dingus. Win every time. Just watch out for crasino hunks. I hear they break bones if you talk with a sass mouth.", ">\n\nAn old joke I heard:\nA worker at a casino sees an old man standing in front of a change machine putting in bills and getting change. Every time he does, he shouts \"Yaay, I win!\". The worker thinks it's both nice and a little sad and that the man may be demented.\nThe worker leaves for lunch and comes back to find the front of the machine open and a maintenance person working on it. He asks what's up, and the maintenance person says the machine is broken and has been giving 5 quarters for each dollar.", ">\n\nWe 6 electronic pulltab machines at the bar I work at. We’ll usually ask if they want a specific one, or if they want to play ‘box seven’ because it pays out better. \n‘Box seven’ is the ATM.", ">\n\nOn the way to the casino recently we stopped at a 7/11 to use the ATM and my buddy got short-changed by the machine. Not many worse feelings than entering the casino down 40 bucks because you were robbed by the bank.", ">\n\nThere are very rare occurrences of machines having higher than 100% return with perfect play. One of my grandpa's friends who professionally plays video poker (actually comes out ahead in the long run) found a video poker machine that the pay tables he computed to be 100.5%. He spent 3 days at that machine, maximum bet. The 3rd day there, a security person came by and asked for him to get up because they were changing the machine. He gave an innocent, \"Aww, but I'm on a roll.\" The security guard leaned down and said, \"We estimate you've made about $65,000 the past 3 days. I'm asking you to leave.\" He was like, \"Ok, fair,\" and left, and they changed that machine out. He'd actually made about $70k." ]

[ "This is a friendly reminder to read our rules.\nRemember, /r/Showerthoughts is for showerthoughts, not \"thoughts had in the shower!\"\n(For an explanation of what a \"showerthought\" is, please read this page.)\nRule-breaking posts may result in bans.", ">\n\n\nThe fairest machine in the casino\n\nGenuinely took me too long to realize this wasn't the \"Who's the fairest maiden in the land?\" kind of fair.", ">\n\n\"O change machine, thou art the fairest of them all!\" Sayeth he who a dollar lost but rejoices as he collecteth his quarters four.", ">\n\nThough he sayeth such to the Fairest in Casino, he who foundeth much comfort in the equivalent exchange rate - sought he yet to bartereth with splendor and glamour, his quarters four shown surely to maketh gain for the meager cost of a nickle!", ">\n\nGambleth he forth his last quarters four,\nLost are they now, his dollar is ancient lore,\nHe wonders, ponders, his wealth of yore,\nQuoth the Casino, \"Nevermore\".", ">\n\n1 of paper = 4 of coin, just make sure the mushrooms on top, and wait! JACKPROT!", ">\n\nIt's easy ya dingus. Win every time. Just watch out for crasino hunks. I hear they break bones if you talk with a sass mouth.", ">\n\nAn old joke I heard:\nA worker at a casino sees an old man standing in front of a change machine putting in bills and getting change. Every time he does, he shouts \"Yaay, I win!\". The worker thinks it's both nice and a little sad and that the man may be demented.\nThe worker leaves for lunch and comes back to find the front of the machine open and a maintenance person working on it. He asks what's up, and the maintenance person says the machine is broken and has been giving 5 quarters for each dollar.", ">\n\nWe 6 electronic pulltab machines at the bar I work at. We’ll usually ask if they want a specific one, or if they want to play ‘box seven’ because it pays out better. \n‘Box seven’ is the ATM.", ">\n\nOn the way to the casino recently we stopped at a 7/11 to use the ATM and my buddy got short-changed by the machine. Not many worse feelings than entering the casino down 40 bucks because you were robbed by the bank.", ">\n\nThere are very rare occurrences of machines having higher than 100% return with perfect play. One of my grandpa's friends who professionally plays video poker (actually comes out ahead in the long run) found a video poker machine that the pay tables he computed to be 100.5%. He spent 3 days at that machine, maximum bet. The 3rd day there, a security person came by and asked for him to get up because they were changing the machine. He gave an innocent, \"Aww, but I'm on a roll.\" The security guard leaned down and said, \"We estimate you've made about $65,000 the past 3 days. I'm asking you to leave.\" He was like, \"Ok, fair,\" and left, and they changed that machine out. He'd actually made about $70k.", ">\n\nvery low max bet on the 100+ ones" ]

[ "This is a friendly reminder to read our rules.\nRemember, /r/Showerthoughts is for showerthoughts, not \"thoughts had in the shower!\"\n(For an explanation of what a \"showerthought\" is, please read this page.)\nRule-breaking posts may result in bans.", ">\n\n\nThe fairest machine in the casino\n\nGenuinely took me too long to realize this wasn't the \"Who's the fairest maiden in the land?\" kind of fair.", ">\n\n\"O change machine, thou art the fairest of them all!\" Sayeth he who a dollar lost but rejoices as he collecteth his quarters four.", ">\n\nThough he sayeth such to the Fairest in Casino, he who foundeth much comfort in the equivalent exchange rate - sought he yet to bartereth with splendor and glamour, his quarters four shown surely to maketh gain for the meager cost of a nickle!", ">\n\nGambleth he forth his last quarters four,\nLost are they now, his dollar is ancient lore,\nHe wonders, ponders, his wealth of yore,\nQuoth the Casino, \"Nevermore\".", ">\n\n1 of paper = 4 of coin, just make sure the mushrooms on top, and wait! JACKPROT!", ">\n\nIt's easy ya dingus. Win every time. Just watch out for crasino hunks. I hear they break bones if you talk with a sass mouth.", ">\n\nAn old joke I heard:\nA worker at a casino sees an old man standing in front of a change machine putting in bills and getting change. Every time he does, he shouts \"Yaay, I win!\". The worker thinks it's both nice and a little sad and that the man may be demented.\nThe worker leaves for lunch and comes back to find the front of the machine open and a maintenance person working on it. He asks what's up, and the maintenance person says the machine is broken and has been giving 5 quarters for each dollar.", ">\n\nWe 6 electronic pulltab machines at the bar I work at. We’ll usually ask if they want a specific one, or if they want to play ‘box seven’ because it pays out better. \n‘Box seven’ is the ATM.", ">\n\nOn the way to the casino recently we stopped at a 7/11 to use the ATM and my buddy got short-changed by the machine. Not many worse feelings than entering the casino down 40 bucks because you were robbed by the bank.", ">\n\nThere are very rare occurrences of machines having higher than 100% return with perfect play. One of my grandpa's friends who professionally plays video poker (actually comes out ahead in the long run) found a video poker machine that the pay tables he computed to be 100.5%. He spent 3 days at that machine, maximum bet. The 3rd day there, a security person came by and asked for him to get up because they were changing the machine. He gave an innocent, \"Aww, but I'm on a roll.\" The security guard leaned down and said, \"We estimate you've made about $65,000 the past 3 days. I'm asking you to leave.\" He was like, \"Ok, fair,\" and left, and they changed that machine out. He'd actually made about $70k.", ">\n\nvery low max bet on the 100+ ones", ">\n\nHaha yeah the casinos try not to have any 100+ machines, but once in a while it'll slip through." ]

[ "This is a friendly reminder to read our rules.\nRemember, /r/Showerthoughts is for showerthoughts, not \"thoughts had in the shower!\"\n(For an explanation of what a \"showerthought\" is, please read this page.)\nRule-breaking posts may result in bans.", ">\n\n\nThe fairest machine in the casino\n\nGenuinely took me too long to realize this wasn't the \"Who's the fairest maiden in the land?\" kind of fair.", ">\n\n\"O change machine, thou art the fairest of them all!\" Sayeth he who a dollar lost but rejoices as he collecteth his quarters four.", ">\n\nThough he sayeth such to the Fairest in Casino, he who foundeth much comfort in the equivalent exchange rate - sought he yet to bartereth with splendor and glamour, his quarters four shown surely to maketh gain for the meager cost of a nickle!", ">\n\nGambleth he forth his last quarters four,\nLost are they now, his dollar is ancient lore,\nHe wonders, ponders, his wealth of yore,\nQuoth the Casino, \"Nevermore\".", ">\n\n1 of paper = 4 of coin, just make sure the mushrooms on top, and wait! JACKPROT!", ">\n\nIt's easy ya dingus. Win every time. Just watch out for crasino hunks. I hear they break bones if you talk with a sass mouth.", ">\n\nAn old joke I heard:\nA worker at a casino sees an old man standing in front of a change machine putting in bills and getting change. Every time he does, he shouts \"Yaay, I win!\". The worker thinks it's both nice and a little sad and that the man may be demented.\nThe worker leaves for lunch and comes back to find the front of the machine open and a maintenance person working on it. He asks what's up, and the maintenance person says the machine is broken and has been giving 5 quarters for each dollar.", ">\n\nWe 6 electronic pulltab machines at the bar I work at. We’ll usually ask if they want a specific one, or if they want to play ‘box seven’ because it pays out better. \n‘Box seven’ is the ATM.", ">\n\nOn the way to the casino recently we stopped at a 7/11 to use the ATM and my buddy got short-changed by the machine. Not many worse feelings than entering the casino down 40 bucks because you were robbed by the bank.", ">\n\nThere are very rare occurrences of machines having higher than 100% return with perfect play. One of my grandpa's friends who professionally plays video poker (actually comes out ahead in the long run) found a video poker machine that the pay tables he computed to be 100.5%. He spent 3 days at that machine, maximum bet. The 3rd day there, a security person came by and asked for him to get up because they were changing the machine. He gave an innocent, \"Aww, but I'm on a roll.\" The security guard leaned down and said, \"We estimate you've made about $65,000 the past 3 days. I'm asking you to leave.\" He was like, \"Ok, fair,\" and left, and they changed that machine out. He'd actually made about $70k.", ">\n\nvery low max bet on the 100+ ones", ">\n\nHaha yeah the casinos try not to have any 100+ machines, but once in a while it'll slip through.", ">\n\nOld joke was playing the pay phones.\nInsert coins, pull level, get payout!" ]

[ "This is a friendly reminder to read our rules.\nRemember, /r/Showerthoughts is for showerthoughts, not \"thoughts had in the shower!\"\n(For an explanation of what a \"showerthought\" is, please read this page.)\nRule-breaking posts may result in bans.", ">\n\n\nThe fairest machine in the casino\n\nGenuinely took me too long to realize this wasn't the \"Who's the fairest maiden in the land?\" kind of fair.", ">\n\n\"O change machine, thou art the fairest of them all!\" Sayeth he who a dollar lost but rejoices as he collecteth his quarters four.", ">\n\nThough he sayeth such to the Fairest in Casino, he who foundeth much comfort in the equivalent exchange rate - sought he yet to bartereth with splendor and glamour, his quarters four shown surely to maketh gain for the meager cost of a nickle!", ">\n\nGambleth he forth his last quarters four,\nLost are they now, his dollar is ancient lore,\nHe wonders, ponders, his wealth of yore,\nQuoth the Casino, \"Nevermore\".", ">\n\n1 of paper = 4 of coin, just make sure the mushrooms on top, and wait! JACKPROT!", ">\n\nIt's easy ya dingus. Win every time. Just watch out for crasino hunks. I hear they break bones if you talk with a sass mouth.", ">\n\nAn old joke I heard:\nA worker at a casino sees an old man standing in front of a change machine putting in bills and getting change. Every time he does, he shouts \"Yaay, I win!\". The worker thinks it's both nice and a little sad and that the man may be demented.\nThe worker leaves for lunch and comes back to find the front of the machine open and a maintenance person working on it. He asks what's up, and the maintenance person says the machine is broken and has been giving 5 quarters for each dollar.", ">\n\nWe 6 electronic pulltab machines at the bar I work at. We’ll usually ask if they want a specific one, or if they want to play ‘box seven’ because it pays out better. \n‘Box seven’ is the ATM.", ">\n\nOn the way to the casino recently we stopped at a 7/11 to use the ATM and my buddy got short-changed by the machine. Not many worse feelings than entering the casino down 40 bucks because you were robbed by the bank.", ">\n\nThere are very rare occurrences of machines having higher than 100% return with perfect play. One of my grandpa's friends who professionally plays video poker (actually comes out ahead in the long run) found a video poker machine that the pay tables he computed to be 100.5%. He spent 3 days at that machine, maximum bet. The 3rd day there, a security person came by and asked for him to get up because they were changing the machine. He gave an innocent, \"Aww, but I'm on a roll.\" The security guard leaned down and said, \"We estimate you've made about $65,000 the past 3 days. I'm asking you to leave.\" He was like, \"Ok, fair,\" and left, and they changed that machine out. He'd actually made about $70k.", ">\n\nvery low max bet on the 100+ ones", ">\n\nHaha yeah the casinos try not to have any 100+ machines, but once in a while it'll slip through.", ">\n\nOld joke was playing the pay phones.\nInsert coins, pull level, get payout!", ">\n\nI went to a local casino and when I went to cash out I inserted my voucher into the cash machine and it only dispensed bills. It gave me a new voucher for the coins. 37 cents. What kind of thievery is this?" ]

[ "This is a friendly reminder to read our rules.\nRemember, /r/Showerthoughts is for showerthoughts, not \"thoughts had in the shower!\"\n(For an explanation of what a \"showerthought\" is, please read this page.)\nRule-breaking posts may result in bans.", ">\n\n\nThe fairest machine in the casino\n\nGenuinely took me too long to realize this wasn't the \"Who's the fairest maiden in the land?\" kind of fair.", ">\n\n\"O change machine, thou art the fairest of them all!\" Sayeth he who a dollar lost but rejoices as he collecteth his quarters four.", ">\n\nThough he sayeth such to the Fairest in Casino, he who foundeth much comfort in the equivalent exchange rate - sought he yet to bartereth with splendor and glamour, his quarters four shown surely to maketh gain for the meager cost of a nickle!", ">\n\nGambleth he forth his last quarters four,\nLost are they now, his dollar is ancient lore,\nHe wonders, ponders, his wealth of yore,\nQuoth the Casino, \"Nevermore\".", ">\n\n1 of paper = 4 of coin, just make sure the mushrooms on top, and wait! JACKPROT!", ">\n\nIt's easy ya dingus. Win every time. Just watch out for crasino hunks. I hear they break bones if you talk with a sass mouth.", ">\n\nAn old joke I heard:\nA worker at a casino sees an old man standing in front of a change machine putting in bills and getting change. Every time he does, he shouts \"Yaay, I win!\". The worker thinks it's both nice and a little sad and that the man may be demented.\nThe worker leaves for lunch and comes back to find the front of the machine open and a maintenance person working on it. He asks what's up, and the maintenance person says the machine is broken and has been giving 5 quarters for each dollar.", ">\n\nWe 6 electronic pulltab machines at the bar I work at. We’ll usually ask if they want a specific one, or if they want to play ‘box seven’ because it pays out better. \n‘Box seven’ is the ATM.", ">\n\nOn the way to the casino recently we stopped at a 7/11 to use the ATM and my buddy got short-changed by the machine. Not many worse feelings than entering the casino down 40 bucks because you were robbed by the bank.", ">\n\nThere are very rare occurrences of machines having higher than 100% return with perfect play. One of my grandpa's friends who professionally plays video poker (actually comes out ahead in the long run) found a video poker machine that the pay tables he computed to be 100.5%. He spent 3 days at that machine, maximum bet. The 3rd day there, a security person came by and asked for him to get up because they were changing the machine. He gave an innocent, \"Aww, but I'm on a roll.\" The security guard leaned down and said, \"We estimate you've made about $65,000 the past 3 days. I'm asking you to leave.\" He was like, \"Ok, fair,\" and left, and they changed that machine out. He'd actually made about $70k.", ">\n\nvery low max bet on the 100+ ones", ">\n\nHaha yeah the casinos try not to have any 100+ machines, but once in a while it'll slip through.", ">\n\nOld joke was playing the pay phones.\nInsert coins, pull level, get payout!", ">\n\nI went to a local casino and when I went to cash out I inserted my voucher into the cash machine and it only dispensed bills. It gave me a new voucher for the coins. 37 cents. What kind of thievery is this?", ">\n\nYou'd want to check with /r/gambling on that, but j watched a YT video last week about the worst things in Vegas and that was one of them. They started it during the change shortage and now want you to not bother redeeming your 37 cent voucher at the cashier cage." ]

[ "This is a friendly reminder to read our rules.\nRemember, /r/Showerthoughts is for showerthoughts, not \"thoughts had in the shower!\"\n(For an explanation of what a \"showerthought\" is, please read this page.)\nRule-breaking posts may result in bans.", ">\n\n\nThe fairest machine in the casino\n\nGenuinely took me too long to realize this wasn't the \"Who's the fairest maiden in the land?\" kind of fair.", ">\n\n\"O change machine, thou art the fairest of them all!\" Sayeth he who a dollar lost but rejoices as he collecteth his quarters four.", ">\n\nThough he sayeth such to the Fairest in Casino, he who foundeth much comfort in the equivalent exchange rate - sought he yet to bartereth with splendor and glamour, his quarters four shown surely to maketh gain for the meager cost of a nickle!", ">\n\nGambleth he forth his last quarters four,\nLost are they now, his dollar is ancient lore,\nHe wonders, ponders, his wealth of yore,\nQuoth the Casino, \"Nevermore\".", ">\n\n1 of paper = 4 of coin, just make sure the mushrooms on top, and wait! JACKPROT!", ">\n\nIt's easy ya dingus. Win every time. Just watch out for crasino hunks. I hear they break bones if you talk with a sass mouth.", ">\n\nAn old joke I heard:\nA worker at a casino sees an old man standing in front of a change machine putting in bills and getting change. Every time he does, he shouts \"Yaay, I win!\". The worker thinks it's both nice and a little sad and that the man may be demented.\nThe worker leaves for lunch and comes back to find the front of the machine open and a maintenance person working on it. He asks what's up, and the maintenance person says the machine is broken and has been giving 5 quarters for each dollar.", ">\n\nWe 6 electronic pulltab machines at the bar I work at. We’ll usually ask if they want a specific one, or if they want to play ‘box seven’ because it pays out better. \n‘Box seven’ is the ATM.", ">\n\nOn the way to the casino recently we stopped at a 7/11 to use the ATM and my buddy got short-changed by the machine. Not many worse feelings than entering the casino down 40 bucks because you were robbed by the bank.", ">\n\nThere are very rare occurrences of machines having higher than 100% return with perfect play. One of my grandpa's friends who professionally plays video poker (actually comes out ahead in the long run) found a video poker machine that the pay tables he computed to be 100.5%. He spent 3 days at that machine, maximum bet. The 3rd day there, a security person came by and asked for him to get up because they were changing the machine. He gave an innocent, \"Aww, but I'm on a roll.\" The security guard leaned down and said, \"We estimate you've made about $65,000 the past 3 days. I'm asking you to leave.\" He was like, \"Ok, fair,\" and left, and they changed that machine out. He'd actually made about $70k.", ">\n\nvery low max bet on the 100+ ones", ">\n\nHaha yeah the casinos try not to have any 100+ machines, but once in a while it'll slip through.", ">\n\nOld joke was playing the pay phones.\nInsert coins, pull level, get payout!", ">\n\nI went to a local casino and when I went to cash out I inserted my voucher into the cash machine and it only dispensed bills. It gave me a new voucher for the coins. 37 cents. What kind of thievery is this?", ">\n\nYou'd want to check with /r/gambling on that, but j watched a YT video last week about the worst things in Vegas and that was one of them. They started it during the change shortage and now want you to not bother redeeming your 37 cent voucher at the cashier cage.", ">\n\nChanging machines usually costs money at casinos. ATMs definitely do" ]

[ "This is a friendly reminder to read our rules.\nRemember, /r/Showerthoughts is for showerthoughts, not \"thoughts had in the shower!\"\n(For an explanation of what a \"showerthought\" is, please read this page.)\nRule-breaking posts may result in bans.", ">\n\n\nThe fairest machine in the casino\n\nGenuinely took me too long to realize this wasn't the \"Who's the fairest maiden in the land?\" kind of fair.", ">\n\n\"O change machine, thou art the fairest of them all!\" Sayeth he who a dollar lost but rejoices as he collecteth his quarters four.", ">\n\nThough he sayeth such to the Fairest in Casino, he who foundeth much comfort in the equivalent exchange rate - sought he yet to bartereth with splendor and glamour, his quarters four shown surely to maketh gain for the meager cost of a nickle!", ">\n\nGambleth he forth his last quarters four,\nLost are they now, his dollar is ancient lore,\nHe wonders, ponders, his wealth of yore,\nQuoth the Casino, \"Nevermore\".", ">\n\n1 of paper = 4 of coin, just make sure the mushrooms on top, and wait! JACKPROT!", ">\n\nIt's easy ya dingus. Win every time. Just watch out for crasino hunks. I hear they break bones if you talk with a sass mouth.", ">\n\nAn old joke I heard:\nA worker at a casino sees an old man standing in front of a change machine putting in bills and getting change. Every time he does, he shouts \"Yaay, I win!\". The worker thinks it's both nice and a little sad and that the man may be demented.\nThe worker leaves for lunch and comes back to find the front of the machine open and a maintenance person working on it. He asks what's up, and the maintenance person says the machine is broken and has been giving 5 quarters for each dollar.", ">\n\nWe 6 electronic pulltab machines at the bar I work at. We’ll usually ask if they want a specific one, or if they want to play ‘box seven’ because it pays out better. \n‘Box seven’ is the ATM.", ">\n\nOn the way to the casino recently we stopped at a 7/11 to use the ATM and my buddy got short-changed by the machine. Not many worse feelings than entering the casino down 40 bucks because you were robbed by the bank.", ">\n\nThere are very rare occurrences of machines having higher than 100% return with perfect play. One of my grandpa's friends who professionally plays video poker (actually comes out ahead in the long run) found a video poker machine that the pay tables he computed to be 100.5%. He spent 3 days at that machine, maximum bet. The 3rd day there, a security person came by and asked for him to get up because they were changing the machine. He gave an innocent, \"Aww, but I'm on a roll.\" The security guard leaned down and said, \"We estimate you've made about $65,000 the past 3 days. I'm asking you to leave.\" He was like, \"Ok, fair,\" and left, and they changed that machine out. He'd actually made about $70k.", ">\n\nvery low max bet on the 100+ ones", ">\n\nHaha yeah the casinos try not to have any 100+ machines, but once in a while it'll slip through.", ">\n\nOld joke was playing the pay phones.\nInsert coins, pull level, get payout!", ">\n\nI went to a local casino and when I went to cash out I inserted my voucher into the cash machine and it only dispensed bills. It gave me a new voucher for the coins. 37 cents. What kind of thievery is this?", ">\n\nYou'd want to check with /r/gambling on that, but j watched a YT video last week about the worst things in Vegas and that was one of them. They started it during the change shortage and now want you to not bother redeeming your 37 cent voucher at the cashier cage.", ">\n\nChanging machines usually costs money at casinos. ATMs definitely do", ">\n\nNever seen a change machine cost money in a casino. ATM always costs money and usually more than a standard one outside of a casino." ]

[ "This is a friendly reminder to read our rules.\nRemember, /r/Showerthoughts is for showerthoughts, not \"thoughts had in the shower!\"\n(For an explanation of what a \"showerthought\" is, please read this page.)\nRule-breaking posts may result in bans.", ">\n\n\nThe fairest machine in the casino\n\nGenuinely took me too long to realize this wasn't the \"Who's the fairest maiden in the land?\" kind of fair.", ">\n\n\"O change machine, thou art the fairest of them all!\" Sayeth he who a dollar lost but rejoices as he collecteth his quarters four.", ">\n\nThough he sayeth such to the Fairest in Casino, he who foundeth much comfort in the equivalent exchange rate - sought he yet to bartereth with splendor and glamour, his quarters four shown surely to maketh gain for the meager cost of a nickle!", ">\n\nGambleth he forth his last quarters four,\nLost are they now, his dollar is ancient lore,\nHe wonders, ponders, his wealth of yore,\nQuoth the Casino, \"Nevermore\".", ">\n\n1 of paper = 4 of coin, just make sure the mushrooms on top, and wait! JACKPROT!", ">\n\nIt's easy ya dingus. Win every time. Just watch out for crasino hunks. I hear they break bones if you talk with a sass mouth.", ">\n\nAn old joke I heard:\nA worker at a casino sees an old man standing in front of a change machine putting in bills and getting change. Every time he does, he shouts \"Yaay, I win!\". The worker thinks it's both nice and a little sad and that the man may be demented.\nThe worker leaves for lunch and comes back to find the front of the machine open and a maintenance person working on it. He asks what's up, and the maintenance person says the machine is broken and has been giving 5 quarters for each dollar.", ">\n\nWe 6 electronic pulltab machines at the bar I work at. We’ll usually ask if they want a specific one, or if they want to play ‘box seven’ because it pays out better. \n‘Box seven’ is the ATM.", ">\n\nOn the way to the casino recently we stopped at a 7/11 to use the ATM and my buddy got short-changed by the machine. Not many worse feelings than entering the casino down 40 bucks because you were robbed by the bank.", ">\n\nThere are very rare occurrences of machines having higher than 100% return with perfect play. One of my grandpa's friends who professionally plays video poker (actually comes out ahead in the long run) found a video poker machine that the pay tables he computed to be 100.5%. He spent 3 days at that machine, maximum bet. The 3rd day there, a security person came by and asked for him to get up because they were changing the machine. He gave an innocent, \"Aww, but I'm on a roll.\" The security guard leaned down and said, \"We estimate you've made about $65,000 the past 3 days. I'm asking you to leave.\" He was like, \"Ok, fair,\" and left, and they changed that machine out. He'd actually made about $70k.", ">\n\nvery low max bet on the 100+ ones", ">\n\nHaha yeah the casinos try not to have any 100+ machines, but once in a while it'll slip through.", ">\n\nOld joke was playing the pay phones.\nInsert coins, pull level, get payout!", ">\n\nI went to a local casino and when I went to cash out I inserted my voucher into the cash machine and it only dispensed bills. It gave me a new voucher for the coins. 37 cents. What kind of thievery is this?", ">\n\nYou'd want to check with /r/gambling on that, but j watched a YT video last week about the worst things in Vegas and that was one of them. They started it during the change shortage and now want you to not bother redeeming your 37 cent voucher at the cashier cage.", ">\n\nChanging machines usually costs money at casinos. ATMs definitely do", ">\n\nNever seen a change machine cost money in a casino. ATM always costs money and usually more than a standard one outside of a casino.", ">\n\nThis isn't true, There's this magic machine near the entrance of most that you put in this plastic card and it pumps out tons of money." ]

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[ "Republicans’ embrace of Kanye West and Herschel Walker says more about how the GOP thinks about Black people than it does about Black conservatism in America.\n\nPuppets and performers, the GOP is not interested in much else from Black Conservatives." ]

[ "Republicans’ embrace of Kanye West and Herschel Walker says more about how the GOP thinks about Black people than it does about Black conservatism in America.\n\nPuppets and performers, the GOP is not interested in much else from Black Conservatives.", ">\n\nNot just them. There's also Larry Elder, the living breathing version of Uncle Ruckus." ]

[ "Republicans’ embrace of Kanye West and Herschel Walker says more about how the GOP thinks about Black people than it does about Black conservatism in America.\n\nPuppets and performers, the GOP is not interested in much else from Black Conservatives.", ">\n\nNot just them. There's also Larry Elder, the living breathing version of Uncle Ruckus.", ">\n\nMy entire family watched the Herschel Walker saga in horror. He's the embodiment of every negative stereotype that racists have dreamt up. \nBumbling idiot/athlete that barely has a grasp on the english language. Watching the dainty lindsey graham type racists fawn over him was disgusting. \nBlack conservatives are a different breed of pick me." ]

[ "Republicans’ embrace of Kanye West and Herschel Walker says more about how the GOP thinks about Black people than it does about Black conservatism in America.\n\nPuppets and performers, the GOP is not interested in much else from Black Conservatives.", ">\n\nNot just them. There's also Larry Elder, the living breathing version of Uncle Ruckus.", ">\n\nMy entire family watched the Herschel Walker saga in horror. He's the embodiment of every negative stereotype that racists have dreamt up. \nBumbling idiot/athlete that barely has a grasp on the english language. Watching the dainty lindsey graham type racists fawn over him was disgusting. \nBlack conservatives are a different breed of pick me.", ">\n\nAlso ignores the blatant arrogance that people will vote for Herschel just because he’s black. Thank God for GOP ignorance. They ran a terrible candidate and deserved to lose." ]

[ "Republicans’ embrace of Kanye West and Herschel Walker says more about how the GOP thinks about Black people than it does about Black conservatism in America.\n\nPuppets and performers, the GOP is not interested in much else from Black Conservatives.", ">\n\nNot just them. There's also Larry Elder, the living breathing version of Uncle Ruckus.", ">\n\nMy entire family watched the Herschel Walker saga in horror. He's the embodiment of every negative stereotype that racists have dreamt up. \nBumbling idiot/athlete that barely has a grasp on the english language. Watching the dainty lindsey graham type racists fawn over him was disgusting. \nBlack conservatives are a different breed of pick me.", ">\n\nAlso ignores the blatant arrogance that people will vote for Herschel just because he’s black. Thank God for GOP ignorance. They ran a terrible candidate and deserved to lose.", ">\n\nfor real. the disrespect is palpable.\njust because they're your skinfolk doesn't make them your kinfolk" ]

[ "Republicans’ embrace of Kanye West and Herschel Walker says more about how the GOP thinks about Black people than it does about Black conservatism in America.\n\nPuppets and performers, the GOP is not interested in much else from Black Conservatives.", ">\n\nNot just them. There's also Larry Elder, the living breathing version of Uncle Ruckus.", ">\n\nMy entire family watched the Herschel Walker saga in horror. He's the embodiment of every negative stereotype that racists have dreamt up. \nBumbling idiot/athlete that barely has a grasp on the english language. Watching the dainty lindsey graham type racists fawn over him was disgusting. \nBlack conservatives are a different breed of pick me.", ">\n\nAlso ignores the blatant arrogance that people will vote for Herschel just because he’s black. Thank God for GOP ignorance. They ran a terrible candidate and deserved to lose.", ">\n\nfor real. the disrespect is palpable.\njust because they're your skinfolk doesn't make them your kinfolk", ">\n\nThe author gives black Republicans too much of a pass, how can you find the Republican party abhorrent and then say that you still respect the ideas and participation of black Republicans in something that you abhor? What is it disgusting when a white Republican looks down on poor people but not want a black Republican does? I know the article is more about the way that the GOP interacts with black Republicans but I think it's a little weird that he just leads off by giving them a complete pass. Hell, he doesn't just give them a pass he says he respects them." ]

[ "Republicans’ embrace of Kanye West and Herschel Walker says more about how the GOP thinks about Black people than it does about Black conservatism in America.\n\nPuppets and performers, the GOP is not interested in much else from Black Conservatives.", ">\n\nNot just them. There's also Larry Elder, the living breathing version of Uncle Ruckus.", ">\n\nMy entire family watched the Herschel Walker saga in horror. He's the embodiment of every negative stereotype that racists have dreamt up. \nBumbling idiot/athlete that barely has a grasp on the english language. Watching the dainty lindsey graham type racists fawn over him was disgusting. \nBlack conservatives are a different breed of pick me.", ">\n\nAlso ignores the blatant arrogance that people will vote for Herschel just because he’s black. Thank God for GOP ignorance. They ran a terrible candidate and deserved to lose.", ">\n\nfor real. the disrespect is palpable.\njust because they're your skinfolk doesn't make them your kinfolk", ">\n\nThe author gives black Republicans too much of a pass, how can you find the Republican party abhorrent and then say that you still respect the ideas and participation of black Republicans in something that you abhor? What is it disgusting when a white Republican looks down on poor people but not want a black Republican does? I know the article is more about the way that the GOP interacts with black Republicans but I think it's a little weird that he just leads off by giving them a complete pass. Hell, he doesn't just give them a pass he says he respects them.", ">\n\nThat is what they think all black men are. They don’t think there are better black men than Herschel Walker. It’s pretty fucked up." ]

[ "Republicans’ embrace of Kanye West and Herschel Walker says more about how the GOP thinks about Black people than it does about Black conservatism in America.\n\nPuppets and performers, the GOP is not interested in much else from Black Conservatives.", ">\n\nNot just them. There's also Larry Elder, the living breathing version of Uncle Ruckus.", ">\n\nMy entire family watched the Herschel Walker saga in horror. He's the embodiment of every negative stereotype that racists have dreamt up. \nBumbling idiot/athlete that barely has a grasp on the english language. Watching the dainty lindsey graham type racists fawn over him was disgusting. \nBlack conservatives are a different breed of pick me.", ">\n\nAlso ignores the blatant arrogance that people will vote for Herschel just because he’s black. Thank God for GOP ignorance. They ran a terrible candidate and deserved to lose.", ">\n\nfor real. the disrespect is palpable.\njust because they're your skinfolk doesn't make them your kinfolk", ">\n\nThe author gives black Republicans too much of a pass, how can you find the Republican party abhorrent and then say that you still respect the ideas and participation of black Republicans in something that you abhor? What is it disgusting when a white Republican looks down on poor people but not want a black Republican does? I know the article is more about the way that the GOP interacts with black Republicans but I think it's a little weird that he just leads off by giving them a complete pass. Hell, he doesn't just give them a pass he says he respects them.", ">\n\nThat is what they think all black men are. They don’t think there are better black men than Herschel Walker. It’s pretty fucked up.", ">\n\nI believe the word they use is uppity" ]

[ "Republicans’ embrace of Kanye West and Herschel Walker says more about how the GOP thinks about Black people than it does about Black conservatism in America.\n\nPuppets and performers, the GOP is not interested in much else from Black Conservatives.", ">\n\nNot just them. There's also Larry Elder, the living breathing version of Uncle Ruckus.", ">\n\nMy entire family watched the Herschel Walker saga in horror. He's the embodiment of every negative stereotype that racists have dreamt up. \nBumbling idiot/athlete that barely has a grasp on the english language. Watching the dainty lindsey graham type racists fawn over him was disgusting. \nBlack conservatives are a different breed of pick me.", ">\n\nAlso ignores the blatant arrogance that people will vote for Herschel just because he’s black. Thank God for GOP ignorance. They ran a terrible candidate and deserved to lose.", ">\n\nfor real. the disrespect is palpable.\njust because they're your skinfolk doesn't make them your kinfolk", ">\n\nThe author gives black Republicans too much of a pass, how can you find the Republican party abhorrent and then say that you still respect the ideas and participation of black Republicans in something that you abhor? What is it disgusting when a white Republican looks down on poor people but not want a black Republican does? I know the article is more about the way that the GOP interacts with black Republicans but I think it's a little weird that he just leads off by giving them a complete pass. Hell, he doesn't just give them a pass he says he respects them.", ">\n\nThat is what they think all black men are. They don’t think there are better black men than Herschel Walker. It’s pretty fucked up.", ">\n\nI believe the word they use is uppity", ">\n\nBlack Conservatives, like Hispanic Conservative, and Asian Conservatives, don't care that Whites Hate them as long as they can Hate somebody else, and they All Hate some \"Others\". Republicanism is a Giant Tent of Hatred, and really does not stand for anything else." ]

[ "Republicans’ embrace of Kanye West and Herschel Walker says more about how the GOP thinks about Black people than it does about Black conservatism in America.\n\nPuppets and performers, the GOP is not interested in much else from Black Conservatives.", ">\n\nNot just them. There's also Larry Elder, the living breathing version of Uncle Ruckus.", ">\n\nMy entire family watched the Herschel Walker saga in horror. He's the embodiment of every negative stereotype that racists have dreamt up. \nBumbling idiot/athlete that barely has a grasp on the english language. Watching the dainty lindsey graham type racists fawn over him was disgusting. \nBlack conservatives are a different breed of pick me.", ">\n\nAlso ignores the blatant arrogance that people will vote for Herschel just because he’s black. Thank God for GOP ignorance. They ran a terrible candidate and deserved to lose.", ">\n\nfor real. the disrespect is palpable.\njust because they're your skinfolk doesn't make them your kinfolk", ">\n\nThe author gives black Republicans too much of a pass, how can you find the Republican party abhorrent and then say that you still respect the ideas and participation of black Republicans in something that you abhor? What is it disgusting when a white Republican looks down on poor people but not want a black Republican does? I know the article is more about the way that the GOP interacts with black Republicans but I think it's a little weird that he just leads off by giving them a complete pass. Hell, he doesn't just give them a pass he says he respects them.", ">\n\nThat is what they think all black men are. They don’t think there are better black men than Herschel Walker. It’s pretty fucked up.", ">\n\nI believe the word they use is uppity", ">\n\nBlack Conservatives, like Hispanic Conservative, and Asian Conservatives, don't care that Whites Hate them as long as they can Hate somebody else, and they All Hate some \"Others\". Republicanism is a Giant Tent of Hatred, and really does not stand for anything else.", ">\n\nYou look at these repulsive fat turds that are Black Republicans and you know they are projecting their self hatred." ]

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[ "Glitter is the herpes of the crafting world" ]

[ "Glitter is the herpes of the crafting world", ">\n\nMy sister used to say this, she actually mailed our aunt a joke card filled with glitter designed to gently explode upon opening. When our aunt called our house, my sister just told her she gave her “glitter herpes” to remember her by. Six years latter, our aunt still finds little shiny specs on her couch and shag carpeting." ]

[ "Glitter is the herpes of the crafting world", ">\n\nMy sister used to say this, she actually mailed our aunt a joke card filled with glitter designed to gently explode upon opening. When our aunt called our house, my sister just told her she gave her “glitter herpes” to remember her by. Six years latter, our aunt still finds little shiny specs on her couch and shag carpeting.", ">\n\nI'm so sorry to hear about your sister. I assume your aunt murdered her?" ]

[ "Glitter is the herpes of the crafting world", ">\n\nMy sister used to say this, she actually mailed our aunt a joke card filled with glitter designed to gently explode upon opening. When our aunt called our house, my sister just told her she gave her “glitter herpes” to remember her by. Six years latter, our aunt still finds little shiny specs on her couch and shag carpeting.", ">\n\nI'm so sorry to hear about your sister. I assume your aunt murdered her?", ">\n\nI'm sorry to hear Marcus's auntie still keeps shag carpeting. So much the worse for the glitter too." ]

[ "Glitter is the herpes of the crafting world", ">\n\nMy sister used to say this, she actually mailed our aunt a joke card filled with glitter designed to gently explode upon opening. When our aunt called our house, my sister just told her she gave her “glitter herpes” to remember her by. Six years latter, our aunt still finds little shiny specs on her couch and shag carpeting.", ">\n\nI'm so sorry to hear about your sister. I assume your aunt murdered her?", ">\n\nI'm sorry to hear Marcus's auntie still keeps shag carpeting. So much the worse for the glitter too.", ">\n\nYou got that wrong, Marcus's auntie keeps shagging carpets" ]

[ "Glitter is the herpes of the crafting world", ">\n\nMy sister used to say this, she actually mailed our aunt a joke card filled with glitter designed to gently explode upon opening. When our aunt called our house, my sister just told her she gave her “glitter herpes” to remember her by. Six years latter, our aunt still finds little shiny specs on her couch and shag carpeting.", ">\n\nI'm so sorry to hear about your sister. I assume your aunt murdered her?", ">\n\nI'm sorry to hear Marcus's auntie still keeps shag carpeting. So much the worse for the glitter too.", ">\n\nYou got that wrong, Marcus's auntie keeps shagging carpets", ">\n\nMunch munch munch" ]

[ "Glitter is the herpes of the crafting world", ">\n\nMy sister used to say this, she actually mailed our aunt a joke card filled with glitter designed to gently explode upon opening. When our aunt called our house, my sister just told her she gave her “glitter herpes” to remember her by. Six years latter, our aunt still finds little shiny specs on her couch and shag carpeting.", ">\n\nI'm so sorry to hear about your sister. I assume your aunt murdered her?", ">\n\nI'm sorry to hear Marcus's auntie still keeps shag carpeting. So much the worse for the glitter too.", ">\n\nYou got that wrong, Marcus's auntie keeps shagging carpets", ">\n\nMunch munch munch", ">\n\nDrove Uber, woman dropped a handful of glitter in the back seats, pissed I wouldn’t make a pit stop I guess. Didn’t notice, quick pick up of two nicely dressed women all in black on the way to a church service for their elderly mom. They noticed after sitting down in it. Still took the ride. I wanted to die seeing their black sparkly butts go up the church walk. Screw glitter and all who use it." ]

[ "Glitter is the herpes of the crafting world", ">\n\nMy sister used to say this, she actually mailed our aunt a joke card filled with glitter designed to gently explode upon opening. When our aunt called our house, my sister just told her she gave her “glitter herpes” to remember her by. Six years latter, our aunt still finds little shiny specs on her couch and shag carpeting.", ">\n\nI'm so sorry to hear about your sister. I assume your aunt murdered her?", ">\n\nI'm sorry to hear Marcus's auntie still keeps shag carpeting. So much the worse for the glitter too.", ">\n\nYou got that wrong, Marcus's auntie keeps shagging carpets", ">\n\nMunch munch munch", ">\n\nDrove Uber, woman dropped a handful of glitter in the back seats, pissed I wouldn’t make a pit stop I guess. Didn’t notice, quick pick up of two nicely dressed women all in black on the way to a church service for their elderly mom. They noticed after sitting down in it. Still took the ride. I wanted to die seeing their black sparkly butts go up the church walk. Screw glitter and all who use it.", ">\n\nI'm not a huge fan of glitter, but biodegradable glitter does exist and is common. I think non-biodegradable glitter should stop being used though." ]

[ "Glitter is the herpes of the crafting world", ">\n\nMy sister used to say this, she actually mailed our aunt a joke card filled with glitter designed to gently explode upon opening. When our aunt called our house, my sister just told her she gave her “glitter herpes” to remember her by. Six years latter, our aunt still finds little shiny specs on her couch and shag carpeting.", ">\n\nI'm so sorry to hear about your sister. I assume your aunt murdered her?", ">\n\nI'm sorry to hear Marcus's auntie still keeps shag carpeting. So much the worse for the glitter too.", ">\n\nYou got that wrong, Marcus's auntie keeps shagging carpets", ">\n\nMunch munch munch", ">\n\nDrove Uber, woman dropped a handful of glitter in the back seats, pissed I wouldn’t make a pit stop I guess. Didn’t notice, quick pick up of two nicely dressed women all in black on the way to a church service for their elderly mom. They noticed after sitting down in it. Still took the ride. I wanted to die seeing their black sparkly butts go up the church walk. Screw glitter and all who use it.", ">\n\nI'm not a huge fan of glitter, but biodegradable glitter does exist and is common. I think non-biodegradable glitter should stop being used though.", ">\n\nIt still gets EVERYWHERE" ]

[ "Glitter is the herpes of the crafting world", ">\n\nMy sister used to say this, she actually mailed our aunt a joke card filled with glitter designed to gently explode upon opening. When our aunt called our house, my sister just told her she gave her “glitter herpes” to remember her by. Six years latter, our aunt still finds little shiny specs on her couch and shag carpeting.", ">\n\nI'm so sorry to hear about your sister. I assume your aunt murdered her?", ">\n\nI'm sorry to hear Marcus's auntie still keeps shag carpeting. So much the worse for the glitter too.", ">\n\nYou got that wrong, Marcus's auntie keeps shagging carpets", ">\n\nMunch munch munch", ">\n\nDrove Uber, woman dropped a handful of glitter in the back seats, pissed I wouldn’t make a pit stop I guess. Didn’t notice, quick pick up of two nicely dressed women all in black on the way to a church service for their elderly mom. They noticed after sitting down in it. Still took the ride. I wanted to die seeing their black sparkly butts go up the church walk. Screw glitter and all who use it.", ">\n\nI'm not a huge fan of glitter, but biodegradable glitter does exist and is common. I think non-biodegradable glitter should stop being used though.", ">\n\nIt still gets EVERYWHERE", ">\n\nI don’t like sand" ]

[ "Glitter is the herpes of the crafting world", ">\n\nMy sister used to say this, she actually mailed our aunt a joke card filled with glitter designed to gently explode upon opening. When our aunt called our house, my sister just told her she gave her “glitter herpes” to remember her by. Six years latter, our aunt still finds little shiny specs on her couch and shag carpeting.", ">\n\nI'm so sorry to hear about your sister. I assume your aunt murdered her?", ">\n\nI'm sorry to hear Marcus's auntie still keeps shag carpeting. So much the worse for the glitter too.", ">\n\nYou got that wrong, Marcus's auntie keeps shagging carpets", ">\n\nMunch munch munch", ">\n\nDrove Uber, woman dropped a handful of glitter in the back seats, pissed I wouldn’t make a pit stop I guess. Didn’t notice, quick pick up of two nicely dressed women all in black on the way to a church service for their elderly mom. They noticed after sitting down in it. Still took the ride. I wanted to die seeing their black sparkly butts go up the church walk. Screw glitter and all who use it.", ">\n\nI'm not a huge fan of glitter, but biodegradable glitter does exist and is common. I think non-biodegradable glitter should stop being used though.", ">\n\nIt still gets EVERYWHERE", ">\n\nI don’t like sand", ">\n\nIt's coarse and rough and irritating" ]

[ "Glitter is the herpes of the crafting world", ">\n\nMy sister used to say this, she actually mailed our aunt a joke card filled with glitter designed to gently explode upon opening. When our aunt called our house, my sister just told her she gave her “glitter herpes” to remember her by. Six years latter, our aunt still finds little shiny specs on her couch and shag carpeting.", ">\n\nI'm so sorry to hear about your sister. I assume your aunt murdered her?", ">\n\nI'm sorry to hear Marcus's auntie still keeps shag carpeting. So much the worse for the glitter too.", ">\n\nYou got that wrong, Marcus's auntie keeps shagging carpets", ">\n\nMunch munch munch", ">\n\nDrove Uber, woman dropped a handful of glitter in the back seats, pissed I wouldn’t make a pit stop I guess. Didn’t notice, quick pick up of two nicely dressed women all in black on the way to a church service for their elderly mom. They noticed after sitting down in it. Still took the ride. I wanted to die seeing their black sparkly butts go up the church walk. Screw glitter and all who use it.", ">\n\nI'm not a huge fan of glitter, but biodegradable glitter does exist and is common. I think non-biodegradable glitter should stop being used though.", ">\n\nIt still gets EVERYWHERE", ">\n\nI don’t like sand", ">\n\nIt's coarse and rough and irritating", ">\n\nNot like here. Here everything is soft, and smooth." ]

[ "Glitter is the herpes of the crafting world", ">\n\nMy sister used to say this, she actually mailed our aunt a joke card filled with glitter designed to gently explode upon opening. When our aunt called our house, my sister just told her she gave her “glitter herpes” to remember her by. Six years latter, our aunt still finds little shiny specs on her couch and shag carpeting.", ">\n\nI'm so sorry to hear about your sister. I assume your aunt murdered her?", ">\n\nI'm sorry to hear Marcus's auntie still keeps shag carpeting. So much the worse for the glitter too.", ">\n\nYou got that wrong, Marcus's auntie keeps shagging carpets", ">\n\nMunch munch munch", ">\n\nDrove Uber, woman dropped a handful of glitter in the back seats, pissed I wouldn’t make a pit stop I guess. Didn’t notice, quick pick up of two nicely dressed women all in black on the way to a church service for their elderly mom. They noticed after sitting down in it. Still took the ride. I wanted to die seeing their black sparkly butts go up the church walk. Screw glitter and all who use it.", ">\n\nI'm not a huge fan of glitter, but biodegradable glitter does exist and is common. I think non-biodegradable glitter should stop being used though.", ">\n\nIt still gets EVERYWHERE", ">\n\nI don’t like sand", ">\n\nIt's coarse and rough and irritating", ">\n\nNot like here. Here everything is soft, and smooth.", ">\n\nRepeat after me kids:\nGLITTER IS LITTER" ]

[ "Glitter is the herpes of the crafting world", ">\n\nMy sister used to say this, she actually mailed our aunt a joke card filled with glitter designed to gently explode upon opening. When our aunt called our house, my sister just told her she gave her “glitter herpes” to remember her by. Six years latter, our aunt still finds little shiny specs on her couch and shag carpeting.", ">\n\nI'm so sorry to hear about your sister. I assume your aunt murdered her?", ">\n\nI'm sorry to hear Marcus's auntie still keeps shag carpeting. So much the worse for the glitter too.", ">\n\nYou got that wrong, Marcus's auntie keeps shagging carpets", ">\n\nMunch munch munch", ">\n\nDrove Uber, woman dropped a handful of glitter in the back seats, pissed I wouldn’t make a pit stop I guess. Didn’t notice, quick pick up of two nicely dressed women all in black on the way to a church service for their elderly mom. They noticed after sitting down in it. Still took the ride. I wanted to die seeing their black sparkly butts go up the church walk. Screw glitter and all who use it.", ">\n\nI'm not a huge fan of glitter, but biodegradable glitter does exist and is common. I think non-biodegradable glitter should stop being used though.", ">\n\nIt still gets EVERYWHERE", ">\n\nI don’t like sand", ">\n\nIt's coarse and rough and irritating", ">\n\nNot like here. Here everything is soft, and smooth.", ">\n\nRepeat after me kids:\nGLITTER IS LITTER", ">\n\nG-litter\nGlorious litter \nIt's pretty\nIt's still litter." ]

[ "Glitter is the herpes of the crafting world", ">\n\nMy sister used to say this, she actually mailed our aunt a joke card filled with glitter designed to gently explode upon opening. When our aunt called our house, my sister just told her she gave her “glitter herpes” to remember her by. Six years latter, our aunt still finds little shiny specs on her couch and shag carpeting.", ">\n\nI'm so sorry to hear about your sister. I assume your aunt murdered her?", ">\n\nI'm sorry to hear Marcus's auntie still keeps shag carpeting. So much the worse for the glitter too.", ">\n\nYou got that wrong, Marcus's auntie keeps shagging carpets", ">\n\nMunch munch munch", ">\n\nDrove Uber, woman dropped a handful of glitter in the back seats, pissed I wouldn’t make a pit stop I guess. Didn’t notice, quick pick up of two nicely dressed women all in black on the way to a church service for their elderly mom. They noticed after sitting down in it. Still took the ride. I wanted to die seeing their black sparkly butts go up the church walk. Screw glitter and all who use it.", ">\n\nI'm not a huge fan of glitter, but biodegradable glitter does exist and is common. I think non-biodegradable glitter should stop being used though.", ">\n\nIt still gets EVERYWHERE", ">\n\nI don’t like sand", ">\n\nIt's coarse and rough and irritating", ">\n\nNot like here. Here everything is soft, and smooth.", ">\n\nRepeat after me kids:\nGLITTER IS LITTER", ">\n\nG-litter\nGlorious litter \nIt's pretty\nIt's still litter.", ">\n\n\"pretty to look at\" is as good as glitter gets" ]

[ "Glitter is the herpes of the crafting world", ">\n\nMy sister used to say this, she actually mailed our aunt a joke card filled with glitter designed to gently explode upon opening. When our aunt called our house, my sister just told her she gave her “glitter herpes” to remember her by. Six years latter, our aunt still finds little shiny specs on her couch and shag carpeting.", ">\n\nI'm so sorry to hear about your sister. I assume your aunt murdered her?", ">\n\nI'm sorry to hear Marcus's auntie still keeps shag carpeting. So much the worse for the glitter too.", ">\n\nYou got that wrong, Marcus's auntie keeps shagging carpets", ">\n\nMunch munch munch", ">\n\nDrove Uber, woman dropped a handful of glitter in the back seats, pissed I wouldn’t make a pit stop I guess. Didn’t notice, quick pick up of two nicely dressed women all in black on the way to a church service for their elderly mom. They noticed after sitting down in it. Still took the ride. I wanted to die seeing their black sparkly butts go up the church walk. Screw glitter and all who use it.", ">\n\nI'm not a huge fan of glitter, but biodegradable glitter does exist and is common. I think non-biodegradable glitter should stop being used though.", ">\n\nIt still gets EVERYWHERE", ">\n\nI don’t like sand", ">\n\nIt's coarse and rough and irritating", ">\n\nNot like here. Here everything is soft, and smooth.", ">\n\nRepeat after me kids:\nGLITTER IS LITTER", ">\n\nG-litter\nGlorious litter \nIt's pretty\nIt's still litter.", ">\n\n\"pretty to look at\" is as good as glitter gets", ">\n\nOf course. No one told you to eat it" ]

[ "Glitter is the herpes of the crafting world", ">\n\nMy sister used to say this, she actually mailed our aunt a joke card filled with glitter designed to gently explode upon opening. When our aunt called our house, my sister just told her she gave her “glitter herpes” to remember her by. Six years latter, our aunt still finds little shiny specs on her couch and shag carpeting.", ">\n\nI'm so sorry to hear about your sister. I assume your aunt murdered her?", ">\n\nI'm sorry to hear Marcus's auntie still keeps shag carpeting. So much the worse for the glitter too.", ">\n\nYou got that wrong, Marcus's auntie keeps shagging carpets", ">\n\nMunch munch munch", ">\n\nDrove Uber, woman dropped a handful of glitter in the back seats, pissed I wouldn’t make a pit stop I guess. Didn’t notice, quick pick up of two nicely dressed women all in black on the way to a church service for their elderly mom. They noticed after sitting down in it. Still took the ride. I wanted to die seeing their black sparkly butts go up the church walk. Screw glitter and all who use it.", ">\n\nI'm not a huge fan of glitter, but biodegradable glitter does exist and is common. I think non-biodegradable glitter should stop being used though.", ">\n\nIt still gets EVERYWHERE", ">\n\nI don’t like sand", ">\n\nIt's coarse and rough and irritating", ">\n\nNot like here. Here everything is soft, and smooth.", ">\n\nRepeat after me kids:\nGLITTER IS LITTER", ">\n\nG-litter\nGlorious litter \nIt's pretty\nIt's still litter.", ">\n\n\"pretty to look at\" is as good as glitter gets", ">\n\nOf course. No one told you to eat it", ">\n\nA lot of times it contains heavy metals too" ]

[ "Glitter is the herpes of the crafting world", ">\n\nMy sister used to say this, she actually mailed our aunt a joke card filled with glitter designed to gently explode upon opening. When our aunt called our house, my sister just told her she gave her “glitter herpes” to remember her by. Six years latter, our aunt still finds little shiny specs on her couch and shag carpeting.", ">\n\nI'm so sorry to hear about your sister. I assume your aunt murdered her?", ">\n\nI'm sorry to hear Marcus's auntie still keeps shag carpeting. So much the worse for the glitter too.", ">\n\nYou got that wrong, Marcus's auntie keeps shagging carpets", ">\n\nMunch munch munch", ">\n\nDrove Uber, woman dropped a handful of glitter in the back seats, pissed I wouldn’t make a pit stop I guess. Didn’t notice, quick pick up of two nicely dressed women all in black on the way to a church service for their elderly mom. They noticed after sitting down in it. Still took the ride. I wanted to die seeing their black sparkly butts go up the church walk. Screw glitter and all who use it.", ">\n\nI'm not a huge fan of glitter, but biodegradable glitter does exist and is common. I think non-biodegradable glitter should stop being used though.", ">\n\nIt still gets EVERYWHERE", ">\n\nI don’t like sand", ">\n\nIt's coarse and rough and irritating", ">\n\nNot like here. Here everything is soft, and smooth.", ">\n\nRepeat after me kids:\nGLITTER IS LITTER", ">\n\nG-litter\nGlorious litter \nIt's pretty\nIt's still litter.", ">\n\n\"pretty to look at\" is as good as glitter gets", ">\n\nOf course. No one told you to eat it", ">\n\nA lot of times it contains heavy metals too", ">\n\nNo wonder those bands in the 80s used to use a lot of it" ]

[ "Glitter is the herpes of the crafting world", ">\n\nMy sister used to say this, she actually mailed our aunt a joke card filled with glitter designed to gently explode upon opening. When our aunt called our house, my sister just told her she gave her “glitter herpes” to remember her by. Six years latter, our aunt still finds little shiny specs on her couch and shag carpeting.", ">\n\nI'm so sorry to hear about your sister. I assume your aunt murdered her?", ">\n\nI'm sorry to hear Marcus's auntie still keeps shag carpeting. So much the worse for the glitter too.", ">\n\nYou got that wrong, Marcus's auntie keeps shagging carpets", ">\n\nMunch munch munch", ">\n\nDrove Uber, woman dropped a handful of glitter in the back seats, pissed I wouldn’t make a pit stop I guess. Didn’t notice, quick pick up of two nicely dressed women all in black on the way to a church service for their elderly mom. They noticed after sitting down in it. Still took the ride. I wanted to die seeing their black sparkly butts go up the church walk. Screw glitter and all who use it.", ">\n\nI'm not a huge fan of glitter, but biodegradable glitter does exist and is common. I think non-biodegradable glitter should stop being used though.", ">\n\nIt still gets EVERYWHERE", ">\n\nI don’t like sand", ">\n\nIt's coarse and rough and irritating", ">\n\nNot like here. Here everything is soft, and smooth.", ">\n\nRepeat after me kids:\nGLITTER IS LITTER", ">\n\nG-litter\nGlorious litter \nIt's pretty\nIt's still litter.", ">\n\n\"pretty to look at\" is as good as glitter gets", ">\n\nOf course. No one told you to eat it", ">\n\nA lot of times it contains heavy metals too", ">\n\nNo wonder those bands in the 80s used to use a lot of it", ">\n\nGlitter is the herpes of the rock world." ]

[ "Glitter is the herpes of the crafting world", ">\n\nMy sister used to say this, she actually mailed our aunt a joke card filled with glitter designed to gently explode upon opening. When our aunt called our house, my sister just told her she gave her “glitter herpes” to remember her by. Six years latter, our aunt still finds little shiny specs on her couch and shag carpeting.", ">\n\nI'm so sorry to hear about your sister. I assume your aunt murdered her?", ">\n\nI'm sorry to hear Marcus's auntie still keeps shag carpeting. So much the worse for the glitter too.", ">\n\nYou got that wrong, Marcus's auntie keeps shagging carpets", ">\n\nMunch munch munch", ">\n\nDrove Uber, woman dropped a handful of glitter in the back seats, pissed I wouldn’t make a pit stop I guess. Didn’t notice, quick pick up of two nicely dressed women all in black on the way to a church service for their elderly mom. They noticed after sitting down in it. Still took the ride. I wanted to die seeing their black sparkly butts go up the church walk. Screw glitter and all who use it.", ">\n\nI'm not a huge fan of glitter, but biodegradable glitter does exist and is common. I think non-biodegradable glitter should stop being used though.", ">\n\nIt still gets EVERYWHERE", ">\n\nI don’t like sand", ">\n\nIt's coarse and rough and irritating", ">\n\nNot like here. Here everything is soft, and smooth.", ">\n\nRepeat after me kids:\nGLITTER IS LITTER", ">\n\nG-litter\nGlorious litter \nIt's pretty\nIt's still litter.", ">\n\n\"pretty to look at\" is as good as glitter gets", ">\n\nOf course. No one told you to eat it", ">\n\nA lot of times it contains heavy metals too", ">\n\nNo wonder those bands in the 80s used to use a lot of it", ">\n\nGlitter is the herpes of the rock world.", ">\n\nI think herpes was still the herpes of the rock world back then... poor Pam." ]

[ "Glitter is the herpes of the crafting world", ">\n\nMy sister used to say this, she actually mailed our aunt a joke card filled with glitter designed to gently explode upon opening. When our aunt called our house, my sister just told her she gave her “glitter herpes” to remember her by. Six years latter, our aunt still finds little shiny specs on her couch and shag carpeting.", ">\n\nI'm so sorry to hear about your sister. I assume your aunt murdered her?", ">\n\nI'm sorry to hear Marcus's auntie still keeps shag carpeting. So much the worse for the glitter too.", ">\n\nYou got that wrong, Marcus's auntie keeps shagging carpets", ">\n\nMunch munch munch", ">\n\nDrove Uber, woman dropped a handful of glitter in the back seats, pissed I wouldn’t make a pit stop I guess. Didn’t notice, quick pick up of two nicely dressed women all in black on the way to a church service for their elderly mom. They noticed after sitting down in it. Still took the ride. I wanted to die seeing their black sparkly butts go up the church walk. Screw glitter and all who use it.", ">\n\nI'm not a huge fan of glitter, but biodegradable glitter does exist and is common. I think non-biodegradable glitter should stop being used though.", ">\n\nIt still gets EVERYWHERE", ">\n\nI don’t like sand", ">\n\nIt's coarse and rough and irritating", ">\n\nNot like here. Here everything is soft, and smooth.", ">\n\nRepeat after me kids:\nGLITTER IS LITTER", ">\n\nG-litter\nGlorious litter \nIt's pretty\nIt's still litter.", ">\n\n\"pretty to look at\" is as good as glitter gets", ">\n\nOf course. No one told you to eat it", ">\n\nA lot of times it contains heavy metals too", ">\n\nNo wonder those bands in the 80s used to use a lot of it", ">\n\nGlitter is the herpes of the rock world.", ">\n\nI think herpes was still the herpes of the rock world back then... poor Pam.", ">\n\nGlitter is not allowed in my house \nI allowed it once and still can find traces of it to this day...." ]

[ "Glitter is the herpes of the crafting world", ">\n\nMy sister used to say this, she actually mailed our aunt a joke card filled with glitter designed to gently explode upon opening. When our aunt called our house, my sister just told her she gave her “glitter herpes” to remember her by. Six years latter, our aunt still finds little shiny specs on her couch and shag carpeting.", ">\n\nI'm so sorry to hear about your sister. I assume your aunt murdered her?", ">\n\nI'm sorry to hear Marcus's auntie still keeps shag carpeting. So much the worse for the glitter too.", ">\n\nYou got that wrong, Marcus's auntie keeps shagging carpets", ">\n\nMunch munch munch", ">\n\nDrove Uber, woman dropped a handful of glitter in the back seats, pissed I wouldn’t make a pit stop I guess. Didn’t notice, quick pick up of two nicely dressed women all in black on the way to a church service for their elderly mom. They noticed after sitting down in it. Still took the ride. I wanted to die seeing their black sparkly butts go up the church walk. Screw glitter and all who use it.", ">\n\nI'm not a huge fan of glitter, but biodegradable glitter does exist and is common. I think non-biodegradable glitter should stop being used though.", ">\n\nIt still gets EVERYWHERE", ">\n\nI don’t like sand", ">\n\nIt's coarse and rough and irritating", ">\n\nNot like here. Here everything is soft, and smooth.", ">\n\nRepeat after me kids:\nGLITTER IS LITTER", ">\n\nG-litter\nGlorious litter \nIt's pretty\nIt's still litter.", ">\n\n\"pretty to look at\" is as good as glitter gets", ">\n\nOf course. No one told you to eat it", ">\n\nA lot of times it contains heavy metals too", ">\n\nNo wonder those bands in the 80s used to use a lot of it", ">\n\nGlitter is the herpes of the rock world.", ">\n\nI think herpes was still the herpes of the rock world back then... poor Pam.", ">\n\nGlitter is not allowed in my house \nI allowed it once and still can find traces of it to this day....", ">\n\nI had a phone case with glitter. The thing busted months ago and I'm STILL finding traces of it" ]

[ "Glitter is the herpes of the crafting world", ">\n\nMy sister used to say this, she actually mailed our aunt a joke card filled with glitter designed to gently explode upon opening. When our aunt called our house, my sister just told her she gave her “glitter herpes” to remember her by. Six years latter, our aunt still finds little shiny specs on her couch and shag carpeting.", ">\n\nI'm so sorry to hear about your sister. I assume your aunt murdered her?", ">\n\nI'm sorry to hear Marcus's auntie still keeps shag carpeting. So much the worse for the glitter too.", ">\n\nYou got that wrong, Marcus's auntie keeps shagging carpets", ">\n\nMunch munch munch", ">\n\nDrove Uber, woman dropped a handful of glitter in the back seats, pissed I wouldn’t make a pit stop I guess. Didn’t notice, quick pick up of two nicely dressed women all in black on the way to a church service for their elderly mom. They noticed after sitting down in it. Still took the ride. I wanted to die seeing their black sparkly butts go up the church walk. Screw glitter and all who use it.", ">\n\nI'm not a huge fan of glitter, but biodegradable glitter does exist and is common. I think non-biodegradable glitter should stop being used though.", ">\n\nIt still gets EVERYWHERE", ">\n\nI don’t like sand", ">\n\nIt's coarse and rough and irritating", ">\n\nNot like here. Here everything is soft, and smooth.", ">\n\nRepeat after me kids:\nGLITTER IS LITTER", ">\n\nG-litter\nGlorious litter \nIt's pretty\nIt's still litter.", ">\n\n\"pretty to look at\" is as good as glitter gets", ">\n\nOf course. No one told you to eat it", ">\n\nA lot of times it contains heavy metals too", ">\n\nNo wonder those bands in the 80s used to use a lot of it", ">\n\nGlitter is the herpes of the rock world.", ">\n\nI think herpes was still the herpes of the rock world back then... poor Pam.", ">\n\nGlitter is not allowed in my house \nI allowed it once and still can find traces of it to this day....", ">\n\nI had a phone case with glitter. The thing busted months ago and I'm STILL finding traces of it", ">\n\nI will assault anyone who thinks it’s funny to give me a glitter bomb as a joke gift" ]

[ "Glitter is the herpes of the crafting world", ">\n\nMy sister used to say this, she actually mailed our aunt a joke card filled with glitter designed to gently explode upon opening. When our aunt called our house, my sister just told her she gave her “glitter herpes” to remember her by. Six years latter, our aunt still finds little shiny specs on her couch and shag carpeting.", ">\n\nI'm so sorry to hear about your sister. I assume your aunt murdered her?", ">\n\nI'm sorry to hear Marcus's auntie still keeps shag carpeting. So much the worse for the glitter too.", ">\n\nYou got that wrong, Marcus's auntie keeps shagging carpets", ">\n\nMunch munch munch", ">\n\nDrove Uber, woman dropped a handful of glitter in the back seats, pissed I wouldn’t make a pit stop I guess. Didn’t notice, quick pick up of two nicely dressed women all in black on the way to a church service for their elderly mom. They noticed after sitting down in it. Still took the ride. I wanted to die seeing their black sparkly butts go up the church walk. Screw glitter and all who use it.", ">\n\nI'm not a huge fan of glitter, but biodegradable glitter does exist and is common. I think non-biodegradable glitter should stop being used though.", ">\n\nIt still gets EVERYWHERE", ">\n\nI don’t like sand", ">\n\nIt's coarse and rough and irritating", ">\n\nNot like here. Here everything is soft, and smooth.", ">\n\nRepeat after me kids:\nGLITTER IS LITTER", ">\n\nG-litter\nGlorious litter \nIt's pretty\nIt's still litter.", ">\n\n\"pretty to look at\" is as good as glitter gets", ">\n\nOf course. No one told you to eat it", ">\n\nA lot of times it contains heavy metals too", ">\n\nNo wonder those bands in the 80s used to use a lot of it", ">\n\nGlitter is the herpes of the rock world.", ">\n\nI think herpes was still the herpes of the rock world back then... poor Pam.", ">\n\nGlitter is not allowed in my house \nI allowed it once and still can find traces of it to this day....", ">\n\nI had a phone case with glitter. The thing busted months ago and I'm STILL finding traces of it", ">\n\nI will assault anyone who thinks it’s funny to give me a glitter bomb as a joke gift", ">\n\nGlitter bombs are only acceptable for cheating exes" ]

[ "Glitter is the herpes of the crafting world", ">\n\nMy sister used to say this, she actually mailed our aunt a joke card filled with glitter designed to gently explode upon opening. When our aunt called our house, my sister just told her she gave her “glitter herpes” to remember her by. Six years latter, our aunt still finds little shiny specs on her couch and shag carpeting.", ">\n\nI'm so sorry to hear about your sister. I assume your aunt murdered her?", ">\n\nI'm sorry to hear Marcus's auntie still keeps shag carpeting. So much the worse for the glitter too.", ">\n\nYou got that wrong, Marcus's auntie keeps shagging carpets", ">\n\nMunch munch munch", ">\n\nDrove Uber, woman dropped a handful of glitter in the back seats, pissed I wouldn’t make a pit stop I guess. Didn’t notice, quick pick up of two nicely dressed women all in black on the way to a church service for their elderly mom. They noticed after sitting down in it. Still took the ride. I wanted to die seeing their black sparkly butts go up the church walk. Screw glitter and all who use it.", ">\n\nI'm not a huge fan of glitter, but biodegradable glitter does exist and is common. I think non-biodegradable glitter should stop being used though.", ">\n\nIt still gets EVERYWHERE", ">\n\nI don’t like sand", ">\n\nIt's coarse and rough and irritating", ">\n\nNot like here. Here everything is soft, and smooth.", ">\n\nRepeat after me kids:\nGLITTER IS LITTER", ">\n\nG-litter\nGlorious litter \nIt's pretty\nIt's still litter.", ">\n\n\"pretty to look at\" is as good as glitter gets", ">\n\nOf course. No one told you to eat it", ">\n\nA lot of times it contains heavy metals too", ">\n\nNo wonder those bands in the 80s used to use a lot of it", ">\n\nGlitter is the herpes of the rock world.", ">\n\nI think herpes was still the herpes of the rock world back then... poor Pam.", ">\n\nGlitter is not allowed in my house \nI allowed it once and still can find traces of it to this day....", ">\n\nI had a phone case with glitter. The thing busted months ago and I'm STILL finding traces of it", ">\n\nI will assault anyone who thinks it’s funny to give me a glitter bomb as a joke gift", ">\n\nGlitter bombs are only acceptable for cheating exes", ">\n\nAnd porch pirates" ]

[ "Glitter is the herpes of the crafting world", ">\n\nMy sister used to say this, she actually mailed our aunt a joke card filled with glitter designed to gently explode upon opening. When our aunt called our house, my sister just told her she gave her “glitter herpes” to remember her by. Six years latter, our aunt still finds little shiny specs on her couch and shag carpeting.", ">\n\nI'm so sorry to hear about your sister. I assume your aunt murdered her?", ">\n\nI'm sorry to hear Marcus's auntie still keeps shag carpeting. So much the worse for the glitter too.", ">\n\nYou got that wrong, Marcus's auntie keeps shagging carpets", ">\n\nMunch munch munch", ">\n\nDrove Uber, woman dropped a handful of glitter in the back seats, pissed I wouldn’t make a pit stop I guess. Didn’t notice, quick pick up of two nicely dressed women all in black on the way to a church service for their elderly mom. They noticed after sitting down in it. Still took the ride. I wanted to die seeing their black sparkly butts go up the church walk. Screw glitter and all who use it.", ">\n\nI'm not a huge fan of glitter, but biodegradable glitter does exist and is common. I think non-biodegradable glitter should stop being used though.", ">\n\nIt still gets EVERYWHERE", ">\n\nI don’t like sand", ">\n\nIt's coarse and rough and irritating", ">\n\nNot like here. Here everything is soft, and smooth.", ">\n\nRepeat after me kids:\nGLITTER IS LITTER", ">\n\nG-litter\nGlorious litter \nIt's pretty\nIt's still litter.", ">\n\n\"pretty to look at\" is as good as glitter gets", ">\n\nOf course. No one told you to eat it", ">\n\nA lot of times it contains heavy metals too", ">\n\nNo wonder those bands in the 80s used to use a lot of it", ">\n\nGlitter is the herpes of the rock world.", ">\n\nI think herpes was still the herpes of the rock world back then... poor Pam.", ">\n\nGlitter is not allowed in my house \nI allowed it once and still can find traces of it to this day....", ">\n\nI had a phone case with glitter. The thing busted months ago and I'm STILL finding traces of it", ">\n\nI will assault anyone who thinks it’s funny to give me a glitter bomb as a joke gift", ">\n\nGlitter bombs are only acceptable for cheating exes", ">\n\nAnd porch pirates", ">\n\nI saw a prank video about that on YouTube" ]

[ "Glitter is the herpes of the crafting world", ">\n\nMy sister used to say this, she actually mailed our aunt a joke card filled with glitter designed to gently explode upon opening. When our aunt called our house, my sister just told her she gave her “glitter herpes” to remember her by. Six years latter, our aunt still finds little shiny specs on her couch and shag carpeting.", ">\n\nI'm so sorry to hear about your sister. I assume your aunt murdered her?", ">\n\nI'm sorry to hear Marcus's auntie still keeps shag carpeting. So much the worse for the glitter too.", ">\n\nYou got that wrong, Marcus's auntie keeps shagging carpets", ">\n\nMunch munch munch", ">\n\nDrove Uber, woman dropped a handful of glitter in the back seats, pissed I wouldn’t make a pit stop I guess. Didn’t notice, quick pick up of two nicely dressed women all in black on the way to a church service for their elderly mom. They noticed after sitting down in it. Still took the ride. I wanted to die seeing their black sparkly butts go up the church walk. Screw glitter and all who use it.", ">\n\nI'm not a huge fan of glitter, but biodegradable glitter does exist and is common. I think non-biodegradable glitter should stop being used though.", ">\n\nIt still gets EVERYWHERE", ">\n\nI don’t like sand", ">\n\nIt's coarse and rough and irritating", ">\n\nNot like here. Here everything is soft, and smooth.", ">\n\nRepeat after me kids:\nGLITTER IS LITTER", ">\n\nG-litter\nGlorious litter \nIt's pretty\nIt's still litter.", ">\n\n\"pretty to look at\" is as good as glitter gets", ">\n\nOf course. No one told you to eat it", ">\n\nA lot of times it contains heavy metals too", ">\n\nNo wonder those bands in the 80s used to use a lot of it", ">\n\nGlitter is the herpes of the rock world.", ">\n\nI think herpes was still the herpes of the rock world back then... poor Pam.", ">\n\nGlitter is not allowed in my house \nI allowed it once and still can find traces of it to this day....", ">\n\nI had a phone case with glitter. The thing busted months ago and I'm STILL finding traces of it", ">\n\nI will assault anyone who thinks it’s funny to give me a glitter bomb as a joke gift", ">\n\nGlitter bombs are only acceptable for cheating exes", ">\n\nAnd porch pirates", ">\n\nI saw a prank video about that on YouTube", ">\n\nYeah Mark Rober did it for 5 years, pretty epic prank" ]

[ "Glitter is the herpes of the crafting world", ">\n\nMy sister used to say this, she actually mailed our aunt a joke card filled with glitter designed to gently explode upon opening. When our aunt called our house, my sister just told her she gave her “glitter herpes” to remember her by. Six years latter, our aunt still finds little shiny specs on her couch and shag carpeting.", ">\n\nI'm so sorry to hear about your sister. I assume your aunt murdered her?", ">\n\nI'm sorry to hear Marcus's auntie still keeps shag carpeting. So much the worse for the glitter too.", ">\n\nYou got that wrong, Marcus's auntie keeps shagging carpets", ">\n\nMunch munch munch", ">\n\nDrove Uber, woman dropped a handful of glitter in the back seats, pissed I wouldn’t make a pit stop I guess. Didn’t notice, quick pick up of two nicely dressed women all in black on the way to a church service for their elderly mom. They noticed after sitting down in it. Still took the ride. I wanted to die seeing their black sparkly butts go up the church walk. Screw glitter and all who use it.", ">\n\nI'm not a huge fan of glitter, but biodegradable glitter does exist and is common. I think non-biodegradable glitter should stop being used though.", ">\n\nIt still gets EVERYWHERE", ">\n\nI don’t like sand", ">\n\nIt's coarse and rough and irritating", ">\n\nNot like here. Here everything is soft, and smooth.", ">\n\nRepeat after me kids:\nGLITTER IS LITTER", ">\n\nG-litter\nGlorious litter \nIt's pretty\nIt's still litter.", ">\n\n\"pretty to look at\" is as good as glitter gets", ">\n\nOf course. No one told you to eat it", ">\n\nA lot of times it contains heavy metals too", ">\n\nNo wonder those bands in the 80s used to use a lot of it", ">\n\nGlitter is the herpes of the rock world.", ">\n\nI think herpes was still the herpes of the rock world back then... poor Pam.", ">\n\nGlitter is not allowed in my house \nI allowed it once and still can find traces of it to this day....", ">\n\nI had a phone case with glitter. The thing busted months ago and I'm STILL finding traces of it", ">\n\nI will assault anyone who thinks it’s funny to give me a glitter bomb as a joke gift", ">\n\nGlitter bombs are only acceptable for cheating exes", ">\n\nAnd porch pirates", ">\n\nI saw a prank video about that on YouTube", ">\n\nYeah Mark Rober did it for 5 years, pretty epic prank", ">\n\nAs someone who just wore an all glitter dress I got for Christmas to an out of state function, I hate glitter. I burned the dress after I got home. Literally everywhere I went I left a trail of glitter and I felt like the biggest asshole on the planet. I went to go potty and the stall looked like someone murdered a glitter pixie. I don't think this is unpopular." ]

[ "Glitter is the herpes of the crafting world", ">\n\nMy sister used to say this, she actually mailed our aunt a joke card filled with glitter designed to gently explode upon opening. When our aunt called our house, my sister just told her she gave her “glitter herpes” to remember her by. Six years latter, our aunt still finds little shiny specs on her couch and shag carpeting.", ">\n\nI'm so sorry to hear about your sister. I assume your aunt murdered her?", ">\n\nI'm sorry to hear Marcus's auntie still keeps shag carpeting. So much the worse for the glitter too.", ">\n\nYou got that wrong, Marcus's auntie keeps shagging carpets", ">\n\nMunch munch munch", ">\n\nDrove Uber, woman dropped a handful of glitter in the back seats, pissed I wouldn’t make a pit stop I guess. Didn’t notice, quick pick up of two nicely dressed women all in black on the way to a church service for their elderly mom. They noticed after sitting down in it. Still took the ride. I wanted to die seeing their black sparkly butts go up the church walk. Screw glitter and all who use it.", ">\n\nI'm not a huge fan of glitter, but biodegradable glitter does exist and is common. I think non-biodegradable glitter should stop being used though.", ">\n\nIt still gets EVERYWHERE", ">\n\nI don’t like sand", ">\n\nIt's coarse and rough and irritating", ">\n\nNot like here. Here everything is soft, and smooth.", ">\n\nRepeat after me kids:\nGLITTER IS LITTER", ">\n\nG-litter\nGlorious litter \nIt's pretty\nIt's still litter.", ">\n\n\"pretty to look at\" is as good as glitter gets", ">\n\nOf course. No one told you to eat it", ">\n\nA lot of times it contains heavy metals too", ">\n\nNo wonder those bands in the 80s used to use a lot of it", ">\n\nGlitter is the herpes of the rock world.", ">\n\nI think herpes was still the herpes of the rock world back then... poor Pam.", ">\n\nGlitter is not allowed in my house \nI allowed it once and still can find traces of it to this day....", ">\n\nI had a phone case with glitter. The thing busted months ago and I'm STILL finding traces of it", ">\n\nI will assault anyone who thinks it’s funny to give me a glitter bomb as a joke gift", ">\n\nGlitter bombs are only acceptable for cheating exes", ">\n\nAnd porch pirates", ">\n\nI saw a prank video about that on YouTube", ">\n\nYeah Mark Rober did it for 5 years, pretty epic prank", ">\n\nAs someone who just wore an all glitter dress I got for Christmas to an out of state function, I hate glitter. I burned the dress after I got home. Literally everywhere I went I left a trail of glitter and I felt like the biggest asshole on the planet. I went to go potty and the stall looked like someone murdered a glitter pixie. I don't think this is unpopular.", ">\n\nPotty? Grow up" ]

[ "Glitter is the herpes of the crafting world", ">\n\nMy sister used to say this, she actually mailed our aunt a joke card filled with glitter designed to gently explode upon opening. When our aunt called our house, my sister just told her she gave her “glitter herpes” to remember her by. Six years latter, our aunt still finds little shiny specs on her couch and shag carpeting.", ">\n\nI'm so sorry to hear about your sister. I assume your aunt murdered her?", ">\n\nI'm sorry to hear Marcus's auntie still keeps shag carpeting. So much the worse for the glitter too.", ">\n\nYou got that wrong, Marcus's auntie keeps shagging carpets", ">\n\nMunch munch munch", ">\n\nDrove Uber, woman dropped a handful of glitter in the back seats, pissed I wouldn’t make a pit stop I guess. Didn’t notice, quick pick up of two nicely dressed women all in black on the way to a church service for their elderly mom. They noticed after sitting down in it. Still took the ride. I wanted to die seeing their black sparkly butts go up the church walk. Screw glitter and all who use it.", ">\n\nI'm not a huge fan of glitter, but biodegradable glitter does exist and is common. I think non-biodegradable glitter should stop being used though.", ">\n\nIt still gets EVERYWHERE", ">\n\nI don’t like sand", ">\n\nIt's coarse and rough and irritating", ">\n\nNot like here. Here everything is soft, and smooth.", ">\n\nRepeat after me kids:\nGLITTER IS LITTER", ">\n\nG-litter\nGlorious litter \nIt's pretty\nIt's still litter.", ">\n\n\"pretty to look at\" is as good as glitter gets", ">\n\nOf course. No one told you to eat it", ">\n\nA lot of times it contains heavy metals too", ">\n\nNo wonder those bands in the 80s used to use a lot of it", ">\n\nGlitter is the herpes of the rock world.", ">\n\nI think herpes was still the herpes of the rock world back then... poor Pam.", ">\n\nGlitter is not allowed in my house \nI allowed it once and still can find traces of it to this day....", ">\n\nI had a phone case with glitter. The thing busted months ago and I'm STILL finding traces of it", ">\n\nI will assault anyone who thinks it’s funny to give me a glitter bomb as a joke gift", ">\n\nGlitter bombs are only acceptable for cheating exes", ">\n\nAnd porch pirates", ">\n\nI saw a prank video about that on YouTube", ">\n\nYeah Mark Rober did it for 5 years, pretty epic prank", ">\n\nAs someone who just wore an all glitter dress I got for Christmas to an out of state function, I hate glitter. I burned the dress after I got home. Literally everywhere I went I left a trail of glitter and I felt like the biggest asshole on the planet. I went to go potty and the stall looked like someone murdered a glitter pixie. I don't think this is unpopular.", ">\n\nPotty? Grow up", ">\n\n/r/gatekeeping" ]

[ "Glitter is the herpes of the crafting world", ">\n\nMy sister used to say this, she actually mailed our aunt a joke card filled with glitter designed to gently explode upon opening. When our aunt called our house, my sister just told her she gave her “glitter herpes” to remember her by. Six years latter, our aunt still finds little shiny specs on her couch and shag carpeting.", ">\n\nI'm so sorry to hear about your sister. I assume your aunt murdered her?", ">\n\nI'm sorry to hear Marcus's auntie still keeps shag carpeting. So much the worse for the glitter too.", ">\n\nYou got that wrong, Marcus's auntie keeps shagging carpets", ">\n\nMunch munch munch", ">\n\nDrove Uber, woman dropped a handful of glitter in the back seats, pissed I wouldn’t make a pit stop I guess. Didn’t notice, quick pick up of two nicely dressed women all in black on the way to a church service for their elderly mom. They noticed after sitting down in it. Still took the ride. I wanted to die seeing their black sparkly butts go up the church walk. Screw glitter and all who use it.", ">\n\nI'm not a huge fan of glitter, but biodegradable glitter does exist and is common. I think non-biodegradable glitter should stop being used though.", ">\n\nIt still gets EVERYWHERE", ">\n\nI don’t like sand", ">\n\nIt's coarse and rough and irritating", ">\n\nNot like here. Here everything is soft, and smooth.", ">\n\nRepeat after me kids:\nGLITTER IS LITTER", ">\n\nG-litter\nGlorious litter \nIt's pretty\nIt's still litter.", ">\n\n\"pretty to look at\" is as good as glitter gets", ">\n\nOf course. No one told you to eat it", ">\n\nA lot of times it contains heavy metals too", ">\n\nNo wonder those bands in the 80s used to use a lot of it", ">\n\nGlitter is the herpes of the rock world.", ">\n\nI think herpes was still the herpes of the rock world back then... poor Pam.", ">\n\nGlitter is not allowed in my house \nI allowed it once and still can find traces of it to this day....", ">\n\nI had a phone case with glitter. The thing busted months ago and I'm STILL finding traces of it", ">\n\nI will assault anyone who thinks it’s funny to give me a glitter bomb as a joke gift", ">\n\nGlitter bombs are only acceptable for cheating exes", ">\n\nAnd porch pirates", ">\n\nI saw a prank video about that on YouTube", ">\n\nYeah Mark Rober did it for 5 years, pretty epic prank", ">\n\nAs someone who just wore an all glitter dress I got for Christmas to an out of state function, I hate glitter. I burned the dress after I got home. Literally everywhere I went I left a trail of glitter and I felt like the biggest asshole on the planet. I went to go potty and the stall looked like someone murdered a glitter pixie. I don't think this is unpopular.", ">\n\nPotty? Grow up", ">\n\n/r/gatekeeping", ">\n\nPerhaps the most banal version of it." ]

[ "Glitter is the herpes of the crafting world", ">\n\nMy sister used to say this, she actually mailed our aunt a joke card filled with glitter designed to gently explode upon opening. When our aunt called our house, my sister just told her she gave her “glitter herpes” to remember her by. Six years latter, our aunt still finds little shiny specs on her couch and shag carpeting.", ">\n\nI'm so sorry to hear about your sister. I assume your aunt murdered her?", ">\n\nI'm sorry to hear Marcus's auntie still keeps shag carpeting. So much the worse for the glitter too.", ">\n\nYou got that wrong, Marcus's auntie keeps shagging carpets", ">\n\nMunch munch munch", ">\n\nDrove Uber, woman dropped a handful of glitter in the back seats, pissed I wouldn’t make a pit stop I guess. Didn’t notice, quick pick up of two nicely dressed women all in black on the way to a church service for their elderly mom. They noticed after sitting down in it. Still took the ride. I wanted to die seeing their black sparkly butts go up the church walk. Screw glitter and all who use it.", ">\n\nI'm not a huge fan of glitter, but biodegradable glitter does exist and is common. I think non-biodegradable glitter should stop being used though.", ">\n\nIt still gets EVERYWHERE", ">\n\nI don’t like sand", ">\n\nIt's coarse and rough and irritating", ">\n\nNot like here. Here everything is soft, and smooth.", ">\n\nRepeat after me kids:\nGLITTER IS LITTER", ">\n\nG-litter\nGlorious litter \nIt's pretty\nIt's still litter.", ">\n\n\"pretty to look at\" is as good as glitter gets", ">\n\nOf course. No one told you to eat it", ">\n\nA lot of times it contains heavy metals too", ">\n\nNo wonder those bands in the 80s used to use a lot of it", ">\n\nGlitter is the herpes of the rock world.", ">\n\nI think herpes was still the herpes of the rock world back then... poor Pam.", ">\n\nGlitter is not allowed in my house \nI allowed it once and still can find traces of it to this day....", ">\n\nI had a phone case with glitter. The thing busted months ago and I'm STILL finding traces of it", ">\n\nI will assault anyone who thinks it’s funny to give me a glitter bomb as a joke gift", ">\n\nGlitter bombs are only acceptable for cheating exes", ">\n\nAnd porch pirates", ">\n\nI saw a prank video about that on YouTube", ">\n\nYeah Mark Rober did it for 5 years, pretty epic prank", ">\n\nAs someone who just wore an all glitter dress I got for Christmas to an out of state function, I hate glitter. I burned the dress after I got home. Literally everywhere I went I left a trail of glitter and I felt like the biggest asshole on the planet. I went to go potty and the stall looked like someone murdered a glitter pixie. I don't think this is unpopular.", ">\n\nPotty? Grow up", ">\n\n/r/gatekeeping", ">\n\nPerhaps the most banal version of it.", ">\n\n\"Critics who treat 'adult' as a term of approval, instead of as a merely descriptive term, cannot be adult themselves. To be concerned about being grown up, to admire the grown up because it is grown up, to blush at the suspicion of being childish; these things are the marks of childhood and adolescence. And in childhood and adolescence they are, in moderation, healthy symptoms. Young things ought to want to grow. But to carry on into middle life or even into early manhood this concern about being adult is a mark of really arrested development. When I was ten, I read fairy tales in secret and would have been ashamed if I had been found doing so. Now that I am fifty I read them openly. When I became a man I put away childish things, including the fear of childishness and the desire to be very grown up.\" -- C.S. Lewis" ]

[ "Glitter is the herpes of the crafting world", ">\n\nMy sister used to say this, she actually mailed our aunt a joke card filled with glitter designed to gently explode upon opening. When our aunt called our house, my sister just told her she gave her “glitter herpes” to remember her by. Six years latter, our aunt still finds little shiny specs on her couch and shag carpeting.", ">\n\nI'm so sorry to hear about your sister. I assume your aunt murdered her?", ">\n\nI'm sorry to hear Marcus's auntie still keeps shag carpeting. So much the worse for the glitter too.", ">\n\nYou got that wrong, Marcus's auntie keeps shagging carpets", ">\n\nMunch munch munch", ">\n\nDrove Uber, woman dropped a handful of glitter in the back seats, pissed I wouldn’t make a pit stop I guess. Didn’t notice, quick pick up of two nicely dressed women all in black on the way to a church service for their elderly mom. They noticed after sitting down in it. Still took the ride. I wanted to die seeing their black sparkly butts go up the church walk. Screw glitter and all who use it.", ">\n\nI'm not a huge fan of glitter, but biodegradable glitter does exist and is common. I think non-biodegradable glitter should stop being used though.", ">\n\nIt still gets EVERYWHERE", ">\n\nI don’t like sand", ">\n\nIt's coarse and rough and irritating", ">\n\nNot like here. Here everything is soft, and smooth.", ">\n\nRepeat after me kids:\nGLITTER IS LITTER", ">\n\nG-litter\nGlorious litter \nIt's pretty\nIt's still litter.", ">\n\n\"pretty to look at\" is as good as glitter gets", ">\n\nOf course. No one told you to eat it", ">\n\nA lot of times it contains heavy metals too", ">\n\nNo wonder those bands in the 80s used to use a lot of it", ">\n\nGlitter is the herpes of the rock world.", ">\n\nI think herpes was still the herpes of the rock world back then... poor Pam.", ">\n\nGlitter is not allowed in my house \nI allowed it once and still can find traces of it to this day....", ">\n\nI had a phone case with glitter. The thing busted months ago and I'm STILL finding traces of it", ">\n\nI will assault anyone who thinks it’s funny to give me a glitter bomb as a joke gift", ">\n\nGlitter bombs are only acceptable for cheating exes", ">\n\nAnd porch pirates", ">\n\nI saw a prank video about that on YouTube", ">\n\nYeah Mark Rober did it for 5 years, pretty epic prank", ">\n\nAs someone who just wore an all glitter dress I got for Christmas to an out of state function, I hate glitter. I burned the dress after I got home. Literally everywhere I went I left a trail of glitter and I felt like the biggest asshole on the planet. I went to go potty and the stall looked like someone murdered a glitter pixie. I don't think this is unpopular.", ">\n\nPotty? Grow up", ">\n\n/r/gatekeeping", ">\n\nPerhaps the most banal version of it.", ">\n\n\"Critics who treat 'adult' as a term of approval, instead of as a merely descriptive term, cannot be adult themselves. To be concerned about being grown up, to admire the grown up because it is grown up, to blush at the suspicion of being childish; these things are the marks of childhood and adolescence. And in childhood and adolescence they are, in moderation, healthy symptoms. Young things ought to want to grow. But to carry on into middle life or even into early manhood this concern about being adult is a mark of really arrested development. When I was ten, I read fairy tales in secret and would have been ashamed if I had been found doing so. Now that I am fifty I read them openly. When I became a man I put away childish things, including the fear of childishness and the desire to be very grown up.\" -- C.S. Lewis", ">\n\nAnd that's why I bought bio degradable glitter. I freaking love sparkles but the planet is important. There's also edible glitter that I plan on getting eventually." ]

[ "Glitter is the herpes of the crafting world", ">\n\nMy sister used to say this, she actually mailed our aunt a joke card filled with glitter designed to gently explode upon opening. When our aunt called our house, my sister just told her she gave her “glitter herpes” to remember her by. Six years latter, our aunt still finds little shiny specs on her couch and shag carpeting.", ">\n\nI'm so sorry to hear about your sister. I assume your aunt murdered her?", ">\n\nI'm sorry to hear Marcus's auntie still keeps shag carpeting. So much the worse for the glitter too.", ">\n\nYou got that wrong, Marcus's auntie keeps shagging carpets", ">\n\nMunch munch munch", ">\n\nDrove Uber, woman dropped a handful of glitter in the back seats, pissed I wouldn’t make a pit stop I guess. Didn’t notice, quick pick up of two nicely dressed women all in black on the way to a church service for their elderly mom. They noticed after sitting down in it. Still took the ride. I wanted to die seeing their black sparkly butts go up the church walk. Screw glitter and all who use it.", ">\n\nI'm not a huge fan of glitter, but biodegradable glitter does exist and is common. I think non-biodegradable glitter should stop being used though.", ">\n\nIt still gets EVERYWHERE", ">\n\nI don’t like sand", ">\n\nIt's coarse and rough and irritating", ">\n\nNot like here. Here everything is soft, and smooth.", ">\n\nRepeat after me kids:\nGLITTER IS LITTER", ">\n\nG-litter\nGlorious litter \nIt's pretty\nIt's still litter.", ">\n\n\"pretty to look at\" is as good as glitter gets", ">\n\nOf course. No one told you to eat it", ">\n\nA lot of times it contains heavy metals too", ">\n\nNo wonder those bands in the 80s used to use a lot of it", ">\n\nGlitter is the herpes of the rock world.", ">\n\nI think herpes was still the herpes of the rock world back then... poor Pam.", ">\n\nGlitter is not allowed in my house \nI allowed it once and still can find traces of it to this day....", ">\n\nI had a phone case with glitter. The thing busted months ago and I'm STILL finding traces of it", ">\n\nI will assault anyone who thinks it’s funny to give me a glitter bomb as a joke gift", ">\n\nGlitter bombs are only acceptable for cheating exes", ">\n\nAnd porch pirates", ">\n\nI saw a prank video about that on YouTube", ">\n\nYeah Mark Rober did it for 5 years, pretty epic prank", ">\n\nAs someone who just wore an all glitter dress I got for Christmas to an out of state function, I hate glitter. I burned the dress after I got home. Literally everywhere I went I left a trail of glitter and I felt like the biggest asshole on the planet. I went to go potty and the stall looked like someone murdered a glitter pixie. I don't think this is unpopular.", ">\n\nPotty? Grow up", ">\n\n/r/gatekeeping", ">\n\nPerhaps the most banal version of it.", ">\n\n\"Critics who treat 'adult' as a term of approval, instead of as a merely descriptive term, cannot be adult themselves. To be concerned about being grown up, to admire the grown up because it is grown up, to blush at the suspicion of being childish; these things are the marks of childhood and adolescence. And in childhood and adolescence they are, in moderation, healthy symptoms. Young things ought to want to grow. But to carry on into middle life or even into early manhood this concern about being adult is a mark of really arrested development. When I was ten, I read fairy tales in secret and would have been ashamed if I had been found doing so. Now that I am fifty I read them openly. When I became a man I put away childish things, including the fear of childishness and the desire to be very grown up.\" -- C.S. Lewis", ">\n\nAnd that's why I bought bio degradable glitter. I freaking love sparkles but the planet is important. There's also edible glitter that I plan on getting eventually.", ">\n\nIts fun. But you'll definitely spill some and find it everywhere for a few weeks. Not as bad as regular glitter tho. And your poop looks fancy for a day.\nBut: Biodegradable is a lie, usually. It's only biodegradable under VERY specific circumstances that are not met in a landfill or even most bio waste composting plants. Burning it works just fine :D" ]

[ "Glitter is the herpes of the crafting world", ">\n\nMy sister used to say this, she actually mailed our aunt a joke card filled with glitter designed to gently explode upon opening. When our aunt called our house, my sister just told her she gave her “glitter herpes” to remember her by. Six years latter, our aunt still finds little shiny specs on her couch and shag carpeting.", ">\n\nI'm so sorry to hear about your sister. I assume your aunt murdered her?", ">\n\nI'm sorry to hear Marcus's auntie still keeps shag carpeting. So much the worse for the glitter too.", ">\n\nYou got that wrong, Marcus's auntie keeps shagging carpets", ">\n\nMunch munch munch", ">\n\nDrove Uber, woman dropped a handful of glitter in the back seats, pissed I wouldn’t make a pit stop I guess. Didn’t notice, quick pick up of two nicely dressed women all in black on the way to a church service for their elderly mom. They noticed after sitting down in it. Still took the ride. I wanted to die seeing their black sparkly butts go up the church walk. Screw glitter and all who use it.", ">\n\nI'm not a huge fan of glitter, but biodegradable glitter does exist and is common. I think non-biodegradable glitter should stop being used though.", ">\n\nIt still gets EVERYWHERE", ">\n\nI don’t like sand", ">\n\nIt's coarse and rough and irritating", ">\n\nNot like here. Here everything is soft, and smooth.", ">\n\nRepeat after me kids:\nGLITTER IS LITTER", ">\n\nG-litter\nGlorious litter \nIt's pretty\nIt's still litter.", ">\n\n\"pretty to look at\" is as good as glitter gets", ">\n\nOf course. No one told you to eat it", ">\n\nA lot of times it contains heavy metals too", ">\n\nNo wonder those bands in the 80s used to use a lot of it", ">\n\nGlitter is the herpes of the rock world.", ">\n\nI think herpes was still the herpes of the rock world back then... poor Pam.", ">\n\nGlitter is not allowed in my house \nI allowed it once and still can find traces of it to this day....", ">\n\nI had a phone case with glitter. The thing busted months ago and I'm STILL finding traces of it", ">\n\nI will assault anyone who thinks it’s funny to give me a glitter bomb as a joke gift", ">\n\nGlitter bombs are only acceptable for cheating exes", ">\n\nAnd porch pirates", ">\n\nI saw a prank video about that on YouTube", ">\n\nYeah Mark Rober did it for 5 years, pretty epic prank", ">\n\nAs someone who just wore an all glitter dress I got for Christmas to an out of state function, I hate glitter. I burned the dress after I got home. Literally everywhere I went I left a trail of glitter and I felt like the biggest asshole on the planet. I went to go potty and the stall looked like someone murdered a glitter pixie. I don't think this is unpopular.", ">\n\nPotty? Grow up", ">\n\n/r/gatekeeping", ">\n\nPerhaps the most banal version of it.", ">\n\n\"Critics who treat 'adult' as a term of approval, instead of as a merely descriptive term, cannot be adult themselves. To be concerned about being grown up, to admire the grown up because it is grown up, to blush at the suspicion of being childish; these things are the marks of childhood and adolescence. And in childhood and adolescence they are, in moderation, healthy symptoms. Young things ought to want to grow. But to carry on into middle life or even into early manhood this concern about being adult is a mark of really arrested development. When I was ten, I read fairy tales in secret and would have been ashamed if I had been found doing so. Now that I am fifty I read them openly. When I became a man I put away childish things, including the fear of childishness and the desire to be very grown up.\" -- C.S. Lewis", ">\n\nAnd that's why I bought bio degradable glitter. I freaking love sparkles but the planet is important. There's also edible glitter that I plan on getting eventually.", ">\n\nIts fun. But you'll definitely spill some and find it everywhere for a few weeks. Not as bad as regular glitter tho. And your poop looks fancy for a day.\nBut: Biodegradable is a lie, usually. It's only biodegradable under VERY specific circumstances that are not met in a landfill or even most bio waste composting plants. Burning it works just fine :D", ">\n\nThis is popular as fuck" ]

[ "Glitter is the herpes of the crafting world", ">\n\nMy sister used to say this, she actually mailed our aunt a joke card filled with glitter designed to gently explode upon opening. When our aunt called our house, my sister just told her she gave her “glitter herpes” to remember her by. Six years latter, our aunt still finds little shiny specs on her couch and shag carpeting.", ">\n\nI'm so sorry to hear about your sister. I assume your aunt murdered her?", ">\n\nI'm sorry to hear Marcus's auntie still keeps shag carpeting. So much the worse for the glitter too.", ">\n\nYou got that wrong, Marcus's auntie keeps shagging carpets", ">\n\nMunch munch munch", ">\n\nDrove Uber, woman dropped a handful of glitter in the back seats, pissed I wouldn’t make a pit stop I guess. Didn’t notice, quick pick up of two nicely dressed women all in black on the way to a church service for their elderly mom. They noticed after sitting down in it. Still took the ride. I wanted to die seeing their black sparkly butts go up the church walk. Screw glitter and all who use it.", ">\n\nI'm not a huge fan of glitter, but biodegradable glitter does exist and is common. I think non-biodegradable glitter should stop being used though.", ">\n\nIt still gets EVERYWHERE", ">\n\nI don’t like sand", ">\n\nIt's coarse and rough and irritating", ">\n\nNot like here. Here everything is soft, and smooth.", ">\n\nRepeat after me kids:\nGLITTER IS LITTER", ">\n\nG-litter\nGlorious litter \nIt's pretty\nIt's still litter.", ">\n\n\"pretty to look at\" is as good as glitter gets", ">\n\nOf course. No one told you to eat it", ">\n\nA lot of times it contains heavy metals too", ">\n\nNo wonder those bands in the 80s used to use a lot of it", ">\n\nGlitter is the herpes of the rock world.", ">\n\nI think herpes was still the herpes of the rock world back then... poor Pam.", ">\n\nGlitter is not allowed in my house \nI allowed it once and still can find traces of it to this day....", ">\n\nI had a phone case with glitter. The thing busted months ago and I'm STILL finding traces of it", ">\n\nI will assault anyone who thinks it’s funny to give me a glitter bomb as a joke gift", ">\n\nGlitter bombs are only acceptable for cheating exes", ">\n\nAnd porch pirates", ">\n\nI saw a prank video about that on YouTube", ">\n\nYeah Mark Rober did it for 5 years, pretty epic prank", ">\n\nAs someone who just wore an all glitter dress I got for Christmas to an out of state function, I hate glitter. I burned the dress after I got home. Literally everywhere I went I left a trail of glitter and I felt like the biggest asshole on the planet. I went to go potty and the stall looked like someone murdered a glitter pixie. I don't think this is unpopular.", ">\n\nPotty? Grow up", ">\n\n/r/gatekeeping", ">\n\nPerhaps the most banal version of it.", ">\n\n\"Critics who treat 'adult' as a term of approval, instead of as a merely descriptive term, cannot be adult themselves. To be concerned about being grown up, to admire the grown up because it is grown up, to blush at the suspicion of being childish; these things are the marks of childhood and adolescence. And in childhood and adolescence they are, in moderation, healthy symptoms. Young things ought to want to grow. But to carry on into middle life or even into early manhood this concern about being adult is a mark of really arrested development. When I was ten, I read fairy tales in secret and would have been ashamed if I had been found doing so. Now that I am fifty I read them openly. When I became a man I put away childish things, including the fear of childishness and the desire to be very grown up.\" -- C.S. Lewis", ">\n\nAnd that's why I bought bio degradable glitter. I freaking love sparkles but the planet is important. There's also edible glitter that I plan on getting eventually.", ">\n\nIts fun. But you'll definitely spill some and find it everywhere for a few weeks. Not as bad as regular glitter tho. And your poop looks fancy for a day.\nBut: Biodegradable is a lie, usually. It's only biodegradable under VERY specific circumstances that are not met in a landfill or even most bio waste composting plants. Burning it works just fine :D", ">\n\nThis is popular as fuck", ">\n\nThe fact that glitter both exists and is used says otherwise." ]

[ "Glitter is the herpes of the crafting world", ">\n\nMy sister used to say this, she actually mailed our aunt a joke card filled with glitter designed to gently explode upon opening. When our aunt called our house, my sister just told her she gave her “glitter herpes” to remember her by. Six years latter, our aunt still finds little shiny specs on her couch and shag carpeting.", ">\n\nI'm so sorry to hear about your sister. I assume your aunt murdered her?", ">\n\nI'm sorry to hear Marcus's auntie still keeps shag carpeting. So much the worse for the glitter too.", ">\n\nYou got that wrong, Marcus's auntie keeps shagging carpets", ">\n\nMunch munch munch", ">\n\nDrove Uber, woman dropped a handful of glitter in the back seats, pissed I wouldn’t make a pit stop I guess. Didn’t notice, quick pick up of two nicely dressed women all in black on the way to a church service for their elderly mom. They noticed after sitting down in it. Still took the ride. I wanted to die seeing their black sparkly butts go up the church walk. Screw glitter and all who use it.", ">\n\nI'm not a huge fan of glitter, but biodegradable glitter does exist and is common. I think non-biodegradable glitter should stop being used though.", ">\n\nIt still gets EVERYWHERE", ">\n\nI don’t like sand", ">\n\nIt's coarse and rough and irritating", ">\n\nNot like here. Here everything is soft, and smooth.", ">\n\nRepeat after me kids:\nGLITTER IS LITTER", ">\n\nG-litter\nGlorious litter \nIt's pretty\nIt's still litter.", ">\n\n\"pretty to look at\" is as good as glitter gets", ">\n\nOf course. No one told you to eat it", ">\n\nA lot of times it contains heavy metals too", ">\n\nNo wonder those bands in the 80s used to use a lot of it", ">\n\nGlitter is the herpes of the rock world.", ">\n\nI think herpes was still the herpes of the rock world back then... poor Pam.", ">\n\nGlitter is not allowed in my house \nI allowed it once and still can find traces of it to this day....", ">\n\nI had a phone case with glitter. The thing busted months ago and I'm STILL finding traces of it", ">\n\nI will assault anyone who thinks it’s funny to give me a glitter bomb as a joke gift", ">\n\nGlitter bombs are only acceptable for cheating exes", ">\n\nAnd porch pirates", ">\n\nI saw a prank video about that on YouTube", ">\n\nYeah Mark Rober did it for 5 years, pretty epic prank", ">\n\nAs someone who just wore an all glitter dress I got for Christmas to an out of state function, I hate glitter. I burned the dress after I got home. Literally everywhere I went I left a trail of glitter and I felt like the biggest asshole on the planet. I went to go potty and the stall looked like someone murdered a glitter pixie. I don't think this is unpopular.", ">\n\nPotty? Grow up", ">\n\n/r/gatekeeping", ">\n\nPerhaps the most banal version of it.", ">\n\n\"Critics who treat 'adult' as a term of approval, instead of as a merely descriptive term, cannot be adult themselves. To be concerned about being grown up, to admire the grown up because it is grown up, to blush at the suspicion of being childish; these things are the marks of childhood and adolescence. And in childhood and adolescence they are, in moderation, healthy symptoms. Young things ought to want to grow. But to carry on into middle life or even into early manhood this concern about being adult is a mark of really arrested development. When I was ten, I read fairy tales in secret and would have been ashamed if I had been found doing so. Now that I am fifty I read them openly. When I became a man I put away childish things, including the fear of childishness and the desire to be very grown up.\" -- C.S. Lewis", ">\n\nAnd that's why I bought bio degradable glitter. I freaking love sparkles but the planet is important. There's also edible glitter that I plan on getting eventually.", ">\n\nIts fun. But you'll definitely spill some and find it everywhere for a few weeks. Not as bad as regular glitter tho. And your poop looks fancy for a day.\nBut: Biodegradable is a lie, usually. It's only biodegradable under VERY specific circumstances that are not met in a landfill or even most bio waste composting plants. Burning it works just fine :D", ">\n\nThis is popular as fuck", ">\n\nThe fact that glitter both exists and is used says otherwise.", ">\n\nI exist and am used, but I'm not popular." ]

[ "Glitter is the herpes of the crafting world", ">\n\nMy sister used to say this, she actually mailed our aunt a joke card filled with glitter designed to gently explode upon opening. When our aunt called our house, my sister just told her she gave her “glitter herpes” to remember her by. Six years latter, our aunt still finds little shiny specs on her couch and shag carpeting.", ">\n\nI'm so sorry to hear about your sister. I assume your aunt murdered her?", ">\n\nI'm sorry to hear Marcus's auntie still keeps shag carpeting. So much the worse for the glitter too.", ">\n\nYou got that wrong, Marcus's auntie keeps shagging carpets", ">\n\nMunch munch munch", ">\n\nDrove Uber, woman dropped a handful of glitter in the back seats, pissed I wouldn’t make a pit stop I guess. Didn’t notice, quick pick up of two nicely dressed women all in black on the way to a church service for their elderly mom. They noticed after sitting down in it. Still took the ride. I wanted to die seeing their black sparkly butts go up the church walk. Screw glitter and all who use it.", ">\n\nI'm not a huge fan of glitter, but biodegradable glitter does exist and is common. I think non-biodegradable glitter should stop being used though.", ">\n\nIt still gets EVERYWHERE", ">\n\nI don’t like sand", ">\n\nIt's coarse and rough and irritating", ">\n\nNot like here. Here everything is soft, and smooth.", ">\n\nRepeat after me kids:\nGLITTER IS LITTER", ">\n\nG-litter\nGlorious litter \nIt's pretty\nIt's still litter.", ">\n\n\"pretty to look at\" is as good as glitter gets", ">\n\nOf course. No one told you to eat it", ">\n\nA lot of times it contains heavy metals too", ">\n\nNo wonder those bands in the 80s used to use a lot of it", ">\n\nGlitter is the herpes of the rock world.", ">\n\nI think herpes was still the herpes of the rock world back then... poor Pam.", ">\n\nGlitter is not allowed in my house \nI allowed it once and still can find traces of it to this day....", ">\n\nI had a phone case with glitter. The thing busted months ago and I'm STILL finding traces of it", ">\n\nI will assault anyone who thinks it’s funny to give me a glitter bomb as a joke gift", ">\n\nGlitter bombs are only acceptable for cheating exes", ">\n\nAnd porch pirates", ">\n\nI saw a prank video about that on YouTube", ">\n\nYeah Mark Rober did it for 5 years, pretty epic prank", ">\n\nAs someone who just wore an all glitter dress I got for Christmas to an out of state function, I hate glitter. I burned the dress after I got home. Literally everywhere I went I left a trail of glitter and I felt like the biggest asshole on the planet. I went to go potty and the stall looked like someone murdered a glitter pixie. I don't think this is unpopular.", ">\n\nPotty? Grow up", ">\n\n/r/gatekeeping", ">\n\nPerhaps the most banal version of it.", ">\n\n\"Critics who treat 'adult' as a term of approval, instead of as a merely descriptive term, cannot be adult themselves. To be concerned about being grown up, to admire the grown up because it is grown up, to blush at the suspicion of being childish; these things are the marks of childhood and adolescence. And in childhood and adolescence they are, in moderation, healthy symptoms. Young things ought to want to grow. But to carry on into middle life or even into early manhood this concern about being adult is a mark of really arrested development. When I was ten, I read fairy tales in secret and would have been ashamed if I had been found doing so. Now that I am fifty I read them openly. When I became a man I put away childish things, including the fear of childishness and the desire to be very grown up.\" -- C.S. Lewis", ">\n\nAnd that's why I bought bio degradable glitter. I freaking love sparkles but the planet is important. There's also edible glitter that I plan on getting eventually.", ">\n\nIts fun. But you'll definitely spill some and find it everywhere for a few weeks. Not as bad as regular glitter tho. And your poop looks fancy for a day.\nBut: Biodegradable is a lie, usually. It's only biodegradable under VERY specific circumstances that are not met in a landfill or even most bio waste composting plants. Burning it works just fine :D", ">\n\nThis is popular as fuck", ">\n\nThe fact that glitter both exists and is used says otherwise.", ">\n\nI exist and am used, but I'm not popular.", ">\n\nBut are you biodegradable?" ]

[ "Glitter is the herpes of the crafting world", ">\n\nMy sister used to say this, she actually mailed our aunt a joke card filled with glitter designed to gently explode upon opening. When our aunt called our house, my sister just told her she gave her “glitter herpes” to remember her by. Six years latter, our aunt still finds little shiny specs on her couch and shag carpeting.", ">\n\nI'm so sorry to hear about your sister. I assume your aunt murdered her?", ">\n\nI'm sorry to hear Marcus's auntie still keeps shag carpeting. So much the worse for the glitter too.", ">\n\nYou got that wrong, Marcus's auntie keeps shagging carpets", ">\n\nMunch munch munch", ">\n\nDrove Uber, woman dropped a handful of glitter in the back seats, pissed I wouldn’t make a pit stop I guess. Didn’t notice, quick pick up of two nicely dressed women all in black on the way to a church service for their elderly mom. They noticed after sitting down in it. Still took the ride. I wanted to die seeing their black sparkly butts go up the church walk. Screw glitter and all who use it.", ">\n\nI'm not a huge fan of glitter, but biodegradable glitter does exist and is common. I think non-biodegradable glitter should stop being used though.", ">\n\nIt still gets EVERYWHERE", ">\n\nI don’t like sand", ">\n\nIt's coarse and rough and irritating", ">\n\nNot like here. Here everything is soft, and smooth.", ">\n\nRepeat after me kids:\nGLITTER IS LITTER", ">\n\nG-litter\nGlorious litter \nIt's pretty\nIt's still litter.", ">\n\n\"pretty to look at\" is as good as glitter gets", ">\n\nOf course. No one told you to eat it", ">\n\nA lot of times it contains heavy metals too", ">\n\nNo wonder those bands in the 80s used to use a lot of it", ">\n\nGlitter is the herpes of the rock world.", ">\n\nI think herpes was still the herpes of the rock world back then... poor Pam.", ">\n\nGlitter is not allowed in my house \nI allowed it once and still can find traces of it to this day....", ">\n\nI had a phone case with glitter. The thing busted months ago and I'm STILL finding traces of it", ">\n\nI will assault anyone who thinks it’s funny to give me a glitter bomb as a joke gift", ">\n\nGlitter bombs are only acceptable for cheating exes", ">\n\nAnd porch pirates", ">\n\nI saw a prank video about that on YouTube", ">\n\nYeah Mark Rober did it for 5 years, pretty epic prank", ">\n\nAs someone who just wore an all glitter dress I got for Christmas to an out of state function, I hate glitter. I burned the dress after I got home. Literally everywhere I went I left a trail of glitter and I felt like the biggest asshole on the planet. I went to go potty and the stall looked like someone murdered a glitter pixie. I don't think this is unpopular.", ">\n\nPotty? Grow up", ">\n\n/r/gatekeeping", ">\n\nPerhaps the most banal version of it.", ">\n\n\"Critics who treat 'adult' as a term of approval, instead of as a merely descriptive term, cannot be adult themselves. To be concerned about being grown up, to admire the grown up because it is grown up, to blush at the suspicion of being childish; these things are the marks of childhood and adolescence. And in childhood and adolescence they are, in moderation, healthy symptoms. Young things ought to want to grow. But to carry on into middle life or even into early manhood this concern about being adult is a mark of really arrested development. When I was ten, I read fairy tales in secret and would have been ashamed if I had been found doing so. Now that I am fifty I read them openly. When I became a man I put away childish things, including the fear of childishness and the desire to be very grown up.\" -- C.S. Lewis", ">\n\nAnd that's why I bought bio degradable glitter. I freaking love sparkles but the planet is important. There's also edible glitter that I plan on getting eventually.", ">\n\nIts fun. But you'll definitely spill some and find it everywhere for a few weeks. Not as bad as regular glitter tho. And your poop looks fancy for a day.\nBut: Biodegradable is a lie, usually. It's only biodegradable under VERY specific circumstances that are not met in a landfill or even most bio waste composting plants. Burning it works just fine :D", ">\n\nThis is popular as fuck", ">\n\nThe fact that glitter both exists and is used says otherwise.", ">\n\nI exist and am used, but I'm not popular.", ">\n\nBut are you biodegradable?", ">\n\nEverything except my bones." ]

[ "Glitter is the herpes of the crafting world", ">\n\nMy sister used to say this, she actually mailed our aunt a joke card filled with glitter designed to gently explode upon opening. When our aunt called our house, my sister just told her she gave her “glitter herpes” to remember her by. Six years latter, our aunt still finds little shiny specs on her couch and shag carpeting.", ">\n\nI'm so sorry to hear about your sister. I assume your aunt murdered her?", ">\n\nI'm sorry to hear Marcus's auntie still keeps shag carpeting. So much the worse for the glitter too.", ">\n\nYou got that wrong, Marcus's auntie keeps shagging carpets", ">\n\nMunch munch munch", ">\n\nDrove Uber, woman dropped a handful of glitter in the back seats, pissed I wouldn’t make a pit stop I guess. Didn’t notice, quick pick up of two nicely dressed women all in black on the way to a church service for their elderly mom. They noticed after sitting down in it. Still took the ride. I wanted to die seeing their black sparkly butts go up the church walk. Screw glitter and all who use it.", ">\n\nI'm not a huge fan of glitter, but biodegradable glitter does exist and is common. I think non-biodegradable glitter should stop being used though.", ">\n\nIt still gets EVERYWHERE", ">\n\nI don’t like sand", ">\n\nIt's coarse and rough and irritating", ">\n\nNot like here. Here everything is soft, and smooth.", ">\n\nRepeat after me kids:\nGLITTER IS LITTER", ">\n\nG-litter\nGlorious litter \nIt's pretty\nIt's still litter.", ">\n\n\"pretty to look at\" is as good as glitter gets", ">\n\nOf course. No one told you to eat it", ">\n\nA lot of times it contains heavy metals too", ">\n\nNo wonder those bands in the 80s used to use a lot of it", ">\n\nGlitter is the herpes of the rock world.", ">\n\nI think herpes was still the herpes of the rock world back then... poor Pam.", ">\n\nGlitter is not allowed in my house \nI allowed it once and still can find traces of it to this day....", ">\n\nI had a phone case with glitter. The thing busted months ago and I'm STILL finding traces of it", ">\n\nI will assault anyone who thinks it’s funny to give me a glitter bomb as a joke gift", ">\n\nGlitter bombs are only acceptable for cheating exes", ">\n\nAnd porch pirates", ">\n\nI saw a prank video about that on YouTube", ">\n\nYeah Mark Rober did it for 5 years, pretty epic prank", ">\n\nAs someone who just wore an all glitter dress I got for Christmas to an out of state function, I hate glitter. I burned the dress after I got home. Literally everywhere I went I left a trail of glitter and I felt like the biggest asshole on the planet. I went to go potty and the stall looked like someone murdered a glitter pixie. I don't think this is unpopular.", ">\n\nPotty? Grow up", ">\n\n/r/gatekeeping", ">\n\nPerhaps the most banal version of it.", ">\n\n\"Critics who treat 'adult' as a term of approval, instead of as a merely descriptive term, cannot be adult themselves. To be concerned about being grown up, to admire the grown up because it is grown up, to blush at the suspicion of being childish; these things are the marks of childhood and adolescence. And in childhood and adolescence they are, in moderation, healthy symptoms. Young things ought to want to grow. But to carry on into middle life or even into early manhood this concern about being adult is a mark of really arrested development. When I was ten, I read fairy tales in secret and would have been ashamed if I had been found doing so. Now that I am fifty I read them openly. When I became a man I put away childish things, including the fear of childishness and the desire to be very grown up.\" -- C.S. Lewis", ">\n\nAnd that's why I bought bio degradable glitter. I freaking love sparkles but the planet is important. There's also edible glitter that I plan on getting eventually.", ">\n\nIts fun. But you'll definitely spill some and find it everywhere for a few weeks. Not as bad as regular glitter tho. And your poop looks fancy for a day.\nBut: Biodegradable is a lie, usually. It's only biodegradable under VERY specific circumstances that are not met in a landfill or even most bio waste composting plants. Burning it works just fine :D", ">\n\nThis is popular as fuck", ">\n\nThe fact that glitter both exists and is used says otherwise.", ">\n\nI exist and am used, but I'm not popular.", ">\n\nBut are you biodegradable?", ">\n\nEverything except my bones.", ">\n\nGlitter is terrible. Now, sparkly stuff that doesn't bleed onto everything is okay and enjoyable. But glitter that leaks onto everything and never goes away is so bad" ]

[ "Glitter is the herpes of the crafting world", ">\n\nMy sister used to say this, she actually mailed our aunt a joke card filled with glitter designed to gently explode upon opening. When our aunt called our house, my sister just told her she gave her “glitter herpes” to remember her by. Six years latter, our aunt still finds little shiny specs on her couch and shag carpeting.", ">\n\nI'm so sorry to hear about your sister. I assume your aunt murdered her?", ">\n\nI'm sorry to hear Marcus's auntie still keeps shag carpeting. So much the worse for the glitter too.", ">\n\nYou got that wrong, Marcus's auntie keeps shagging carpets", ">\n\nMunch munch munch", ">\n\nDrove Uber, woman dropped a handful of glitter in the back seats, pissed I wouldn’t make a pit stop I guess. Didn’t notice, quick pick up of two nicely dressed women all in black on the way to a church service for their elderly mom. They noticed after sitting down in it. Still took the ride. I wanted to die seeing their black sparkly butts go up the church walk. Screw glitter and all who use it.", ">\n\nI'm not a huge fan of glitter, but biodegradable glitter does exist and is common. I think non-biodegradable glitter should stop being used though.", ">\n\nIt still gets EVERYWHERE", ">\n\nI don’t like sand", ">\n\nIt's coarse and rough and irritating", ">\n\nNot like here. Here everything is soft, and smooth.", ">\n\nRepeat after me kids:\nGLITTER IS LITTER", ">\n\nG-litter\nGlorious litter \nIt's pretty\nIt's still litter.", ">\n\n\"pretty to look at\" is as good as glitter gets", ">\n\nOf course. No one told you to eat it", ">\n\nA lot of times it contains heavy metals too", ">\n\nNo wonder those bands in the 80s used to use a lot of it", ">\n\nGlitter is the herpes of the rock world.", ">\n\nI think herpes was still the herpes of the rock world back then... poor Pam.", ">\n\nGlitter is not allowed in my house \nI allowed it once and still can find traces of it to this day....", ">\n\nI had a phone case with glitter. The thing busted months ago and I'm STILL finding traces of it", ">\n\nI will assault anyone who thinks it’s funny to give me a glitter bomb as a joke gift", ">\n\nGlitter bombs are only acceptable for cheating exes", ">\n\nAnd porch pirates", ">\n\nI saw a prank video about that on YouTube", ">\n\nYeah Mark Rober did it for 5 years, pretty epic prank", ">\n\nAs someone who just wore an all glitter dress I got for Christmas to an out of state function, I hate glitter. I burned the dress after I got home. Literally everywhere I went I left a trail of glitter and I felt like the biggest asshole on the planet. I went to go potty and the stall looked like someone murdered a glitter pixie. I don't think this is unpopular.", ">\n\nPotty? Grow up", ">\n\n/r/gatekeeping", ">\n\nPerhaps the most banal version of it.", ">\n\n\"Critics who treat 'adult' as a term of approval, instead of as a merely descriptive term, cannot be adult themselves. To be concerned about being grown up, to admire the grown up because it is grown up, to blush at the suspicion of being childish; these things are the marks of childhood and adolescence. And in childhood and adolescence they are, in moderation, healthy symptoms. Young things ought to want to grow. But to carry on into middle life or even into early manhood this concern about being adult is a mark of really arrested development. When I was ten, I read fairy tales in secret and would have been ashamed if I had been found doing so. Now that I am fifty I read them openly. When I became a man I put away childish things, including the fear of childishness and the desire to be very grown up.\" -- C.S. Lewis", ">\n\nAnd that's why I bought bio degradable glitter. I freaking love sparkles but the planet is important. There's also edible glitter that I plan on getting eventually.", ">\n\nIts fun. But you'll definitely spill some and find it everywhere for a few weeks. Not as bad as regular glitter tho. And your poop looks fancy for a day.\nBut: Biodegradable is a lie, usually. It's only biodegradable under VERY specific circumstances that are not met in a landfill or even most bio waste composting plants. Burning it works just fine :D", ">\n\nThis is popular as fuck", ">\n\nThe fact that glitter both exists and is used says otherwise.", ">\n\nI exist and am used, but I'm not popular.", ">\n\nBut are you biodegradable?", ">\n\nEverything except my bones.", ">\n\nGlitter is terrible. Now, sparkly stuff that doesn't bleed onto everything is okay and enjoyable. But glitter that leaks onto everything and never goes away is so bad", ">\n\nIm like a crow.. i need the shiny in my life" ]

[ "Glitter is the herpes of the crafting world", ">\n\nMy sister used to say this, she actually mailed our aunt a joke card filled with glitter designed to gently explode upon opening. When our aunt called our house, my sister just told her she gave her “glitter herpes” to remember her by. Six years latter, our aunt still finds little shiny specs on her couch and shag carpeting.", ">\n\nI'm so sorry to hear about your sister. I assume your aunt murdered her?", ">\n\nI'm sorry to hear Marcus's auntie still keeps shag carpeting. So much the worse for the glitter too.", ">\n\nYou got that wrong, Marcus's auntie keeps shagging carpets", ">\n\nMunch munch munch", ">\n\nDrove Uber, woman dropped a handful of glitter in the back seats, pissed I wouldn’t make a pit stop I guess. Didn’t notice, quick pick up of two nicely dressed women all in black on the way to a church service for their elderly mom. They noticed after sitting down in it. Still took the ride. I wanted to die seeing their black sparkly butts go up the church walk. Screw glitter and all who use it.", ">\n\nI'm not a huge fan of glitter, but biodegradable glitter does exist and is common. I think non-biodegradable glitter should stop being used though.", ">\n\nIt still gets EVERYWHERE", ">\n\nI don’t like sand", ">\n\nIt's coarse and rough and irritating", ">\n\nNot like here. Here everything is soft, and smooth.", ">\n\nRepeat after me kids:\nGLITTER IS LITTER", ">\n\nG-litter\nGlorious litter \nIt's pretty\nIt's still litter.", ">\n\n\"pretty to look at\" is as good as glitter gets", ">\n\nOf course. No one told you to eat it", ">\n\nA lot of times it contains heavy metals too", ">\n\nNo wonder those bands in the 80s used to use a lot of it", ">\n\nGlitter is the herpes of the rock world.", ">\n\nI think herpes was still the herpes of the rock world back then... poor Pam.", ">\n\nGlitter is not allowed in my house \nI allowed it once and still can find traces of it to this day....", ">\n\nI had a phone case with glitter. The thing busted months ago and I'm STILL finding traces of it", ">\n\nI will assault anyone who thinks it’s funny to give me a glitter bomb as a joke gift", ">\n\nGlitter bombs are only acceptable for cheating exes", ">\n\nAnd porch pirates", ">\n\nI saw a prank video about that on YouTube", ">\n\nYeah Mark Rober did it for 5 years, pretty epic prank", ">\n\nAs someone who just wore an all glitter dress I got for Christmas to an out of state function, I hate glitter. I burned the dress after I got home. Literally everywhere I went I left a trail of glitter and I felt like the biggest asshole on the planet. I went to go potty and the stall looked like someone murdered a glitter pixie. I don't think this is unpopular.", ">\n\nPotty? Grow up", ">\n\n/r/gatekeeping", ">\n\nPerhaps the most banal version of it.", ">\n\n\"Critics who treat 'adult' as a term of approval, instead of as a merely descriptive term, cannot be adult themselves. To be concerned about being grown up, to admire the grown up because it is grown up, to blush at the suspicion of being childish; these things are the marks of childhood and adolescence. And in childhood and adolescence they are, in moderation, healthy symptoms. Young things ought to want to grow. But to carry on into middle life or even into early manhood this concern about being adult is a mark of really arrested development. When I was ten, I read fairy tales in secret and would have been ashamed if I had been found doing so. Now that I am fifty I read them openly. When I became a man I put away childish things, including the fear of childishness and the desire to be very grown up.\" -- C.S. Lewis", ">\n\nAnd that's why I bought bio degradable glitter. I freaking love sparkles but the planet is important. There's also edible glitter that I plan on getting eventually.", ">\n\nIts fun. But you'll definitely spill some and find it everywhere for a few weeks. Not as bad as regular glitter tho. And your poop looks fancy for a day.\nBut: Biodegradable is a lie, usually. It's only biodegradable under VERY specific circumstances that are not met in a landfill or even most bio waste composting plants. Burning it works just fine :D", ">\n\nThis is popular as fuck", ">\n\nThe fact that glitter both exists and is used says otherwise.", ">\n\nI exist and am used, but I'm not popular.", ">\n\nBut are you biodegradable?", ">\n\nEverything except my bones.", ">\n\nGlitter is terrible. Now, sparkly stuff that doesn't bleed onto everything is okay and enjoyable. But glitter that leaks onto everything and never goes away is so bad", ">\n\nIm like a crow.. i need the shiny in my life", ">\n\nSAME" ]

[ "Glitter is the herpes of the crafting world", ">\n\nMy sister used to say this, she actually mailed our aunt a joke card filled with glitter designed to gently explode upon opening. When our aunt called our house, my sister just told her she gave her “glitter herpes” to remember her by. Six years latter, our aunt still finds little shiny specs on her couch and shag carpeting.", ">\n\nI'm so sorry to hear about your sister. I assume your aunt murdered her?", ">\n\nI'm sorry to hear Marcus's auntie still keeps shag carpeting. So much the worse for the glitter too.", ">\n\nYou got that wrong, Marcus's auntie keeps shagging carpets", ">\n\nMunch munch munch", ">\n\nDrove Uber, woman dropped a handful of glitter in the back seats, pissed I wouldn’t make a pit stop I guess. Didn’t notice, quick pick up of two nicely dressed women all in black on the way to a church service for their elderly mom. They noticed after sitting down in it. Still took the ride. I wanted to die seeing their black sparkly butts go up the church walk. Screw glitter and all who use it.", ">\n\nI'm not a huge fan of glitter, but biodegradable glitter does exist and is common. I think non-biodegradable glitter should stop being used though.", ">\n\nIt still gets EVERYWHERE", ">\n\nI don’t like sand", ">\n\nIt's coarse and rough and irritating", ">\n\nNot like here. Here everything is soft, and smooth.", ">\n\nRepeat after me kids:\nGLITTER IS LITTER", ">\n\nG-litter\nGlorious litter \nIt's pretty\nIt's still litter.", ">\n\n\"pretty to look at\" is as good as glitter gets", ">\n\nOf course. No one told you to eat it", ">\n\nA lot of times it contains heavy metals too", ">\n\nNo wonder those bands in the 80s used to use a lot of it", ">\n\nGlitter is the herpes of the rock world.", ">\n\nI think herpes was still the herpes of the rock world back then... poor Pam.", ">\n\nGlitter is not allowed in my house \nI allowed it once and still can find traces of it to this day....", ">\n\nI had a phone case with glitter. The thing busted months ago and I'm STILL finding traces of it", ">\n\nI will assault anyone who thinks it’s funny to give me a glitter bomb as a joke gift", ">\n\nGlitter bombs are only acceptable for cheating exes", ">\n\nAnd porch pirates", ">\n\nI saw a prank video about that on YouTube", ">\n\nYeah Mark Rober did it for 5 years, pretty epic prank", ">\n\nAs someone who just wore an all glitter dress I got for Christmas to an out of state function, I hate glitter. I burned the dress after I got home. Literally everywhere I went I left a trail of glitter and I felt like the biggest asshole on the planet. I went to go potty and the stall looked like someone murdered a glitter pixie. I don't think this is unpopular.", ">\n\nPotty? Grow up", ">\n\n/r/gatekeeping", ">\n\nPerhaps the most banal version of it.", ">\n\n\"Critics who treat 'adult' as a term of approval, instead of as a merely descriptive term, cannot be adult themselves. To be concerned about being grown up, to admire the grown up because it is grown up, to blush at the suspicion of being childish; these things are the marks of childhood and adolescence. And in childhood and adolescence they are, in moderation, healthy symptoms. Young things ought to want to grow. But to carry on into middle life or even into early manhood this concern about being adult is a mark of really arrested development. When I was ten, I read fairy tales in secret and would have been ashamed if I had been found doing so. Now that I am fifty I read them openly. When I became a man I put away childish things, including the fear of childishness and the desire to be very grown up.\" -- C.S. Lewis", ">\n\nAnd that's why I bought bio degradable glitter. I freaking love sparkles but the planet is important. There's also edible glitter that I plan on getting eventually.", ">\n\nIts fun. But you'll definitely spill some and find it everywhere for a few weeks. Not as bad as regular glitter tho. And your poop looks fancy for a day.\nBut: Biodegradable is a lie, usually. It's only biodegradable under VERY specific circumstances that are not met in a landfill or even most bio waste composting plants. Burning it works just fine :D", ">\n\nThis is popular as fuck", ">\n\nThe fact that glitter both exists and is used says otherwise.", ">\n\nI exist and am used, but I'm not popular.", ">\n\nBut are you biodegradable?", ">\n\nEverything except my bones.", ">\n\nGlitter is terrible. Now, sparkly stuff that doesn't bleed onto everything is okay and enjoyable. But glitter that leaks onto everything and never goes away is so bad", ">\n\nIm like a crow.. i need the shiny in my life", ">\n\nSAME", ">\n\nThe largest purchaser of glitter worldwide actively hides the fact that they are the largest purchaser of glitter worldwide" ]

[ "Glitter is the herpes of the crafting world", ">\n\nMy sister used to say this, she actually mailed our aunt a joke card filled with glitter designed to gently explode upon opening. When our aunt called our house, my sister just told her she gave her “glitter herpes” to remember her by. Six years latter, our aunt still finds little shiny specs on her couch and shag carpeting.", ">\n\nI'm so sorry to hear about your sister. I assume your aunt murdered her?", ">\n\nI'm sorry to hear Marcus's auntie still keeps shag carpeting. So much the worse for the glitter too.", ">\n\nYou got that wrong, Marcus's auntie keeps shagging carpets", ">\n\nMunch munch munch", ">\n\nDrove Uber, woman dropped a handful of glitter in the back seats, pissed I wouldn’t make a pit stop I guess. Didn’t notice, quick pick up of two nicely dressed women all in black on the way to a church service for their elderly mom. They noticed after sitting down in it. Still took the ride. I wanted to die seeing their black sparkly butts go up the church walk. Screw glitter and all who use it.", ">\n\nI'm not a huge fan of glitter, but biodegradable glitter does exist and is common. I think non-biodegradable glitter should stop being used though.", ">\n\nIt still gets EVERYWHERE", ">\n\nI don’t like sand", ">\n\nIt's coarse and rough and irritating", ">\n\nNot like here. Here everything is soft, and smooth.", ">\n\nRepeat after me kids:\nGLITTER IS LITTER", ">\n\nG-litter\nGlorious litter \nIt's pretty\nIt's still litter.", ">\n\n\"pretty to look at\" is as good as glitter gets", ">\n\nOf course. No one told you to eat it", ">\n\nA lot of times it contains heavy metals too", ">\n\nNo wonder those bands in the 80s used to use a lot of it", ">\n\nGlitter is the herpes of the rock world.", ">\n\nI think herpes was still the herpes of the rock world back then... poor Pam.", ">\n\nGlitter is not allowed in my house \nI allowed it once and still can find traces of it to this day....", ">\n\nI had a phone case with glitter. The thing busted months ago and I'm STILL finding traces of it", ">\n\nI will assault anyone who thinks it’s funny to give me a glitter bomb as a joke gift", ">\n\nGlitter bombs are only acceptable for cheating exes", ">\n\nAnd porch pirates", ">\n\nI saw a prank video about that on YouTube", ">\n\nYeah Mark Rober did it for 5 years, pretty epic prank", ">\n\nAs someone who just wore an all glitter dress I got for Christmas to an out of state function, I hate glitter. I burned the dress after I got home. Literally everywhere I went I left a trail of glitter and I felt like the biggest asshole on the planet. I went to go potty and the stall looked like someone murdered a glitter pixie. I don't think this is unpopular.", ">\n\nPotty? Grow up", ">\n\n/r/gatekeeping", ">\n\nPerhaps the most banal version of it.", ">\n\n\"Critics who treat 'adult' as a term of approval, instead of as a merely descriptive term, cannot be adult themselves. To be concerned about being grown up, to admire the grown up because it is grown up, to blush at the suspicion of being childish; these things are the marks of childhood and adolescence. And in childhood and adolescence they are, in moderation, healthy symptoms. Young things ought to want to grow. But to carry on into middle life or even into early manhood this concern about being adult is a mark of really arrested development. When I was ten, I read fairy tales in secret and would have been ashamed if I had been found doing so. Now that I am fifty I read them openly. When I became a man I put away childish things, including the fear of childishness and the desire to be very grown up.\" -- C.S. Lewis", ">\n\nAnd that's why I bought bio degradable glitter. I freaking love sparkles but the planet is important. There's also edible glitter that I plan on getting eventually.", ">\n\nIts fun. But you'll definitely spill some and find it everywhere for a few weeks. Not as bad as regular glitter tho. And your poop looks fancy for a day.\nBut: Biodegradable is a lie, usually. It's only biodegradable under VERY specific circumstances that are not met in a landfill or even most bio waste composting plants. Burning it works just fine :D", ">\n\nThis is popular as fuck", ">\n\nThe fact that glitter both exists and is used says otherwise.", ">\n\nI exist and am used, but I'm not popular.", ">\n\nBut are you biodegradable?", ">\n\nEverything except my bones.", ">\n\nGlitter is terrible. Now, sparkly stuff that doesn't bleed onto everything is okay and enjoyable. But glitter that leaks onto everything and never goes away is so bad", ">\n\nIm like a crow.. i need the shiny in my life", ">\n\nSAME", ">\n\nThe largest purchaser of glitter worldwide actively hides the fact that they are the largest purchaser of glitter worldwide", ">\n\nHow are you going to put me out there like that?" ]

[ "Glitter is the herpes of the crafting world", ">\n\nMy sister used to say this, she actually mailed our aunt a joke card filled with glitter designed to gently explode upon opening. When our aunt called our house, my sister just told her she gave her “glitter herpes” to remember her by. Six years latter, our aunt still finds little shiny specs on her couch and shag carpeting.", ">\n\nI'm so sorry to hear about your sister. I assume your aunt murdered her?", ">\n\nI'm sorry to hear Marcus's auntie still keeps shag carpeting. So much the worse for the glitter too.", ">\n\nYou got that wrong, Marcus's auntie keeps shagging carpets", ">\n\nMunch munch munch", ">\n\nDrove Uber, woman dropped a handful of glitter in the back seats, pissed I wouldn’t make a pit stop I guess. Didn’t notice, quick pick up of two nicely dressed women all in black on the way to a church service for their elderly mom. They noticed after sitting down in it. Still took the ride. I wanted to die seeing their black sparkly butts go up the church walk. Screw glitter and all who use it.", ">\n\nI'm not a huge fan of glitter, but biodegradable glitter does exist and is common. I think non-biodegradable glitter should stop being used though.", ">\n\nIt still gets EVERYWHERE", ">\n\nI don’t like sand", ">\n\nIt's coarse and rough and irritating", ">\n\nNot like here. Here everything is soft, and smooth.", ">\n\nRepeat after me kids:\nGLITTER IS LITTER", ">\n\nG-litter\nGlorious litter \nIt's pretty\nIt's still litter.", ">\n\n\"pretty to look at\" is as good as glitter gets", ">\n\nOf course. No one told you to eat it", ">\n\nA lot of times it contains heavy metals too", ">\n\nNo wonder those bands in the 80s used to use a lot of it", ">\n\nGlitter is the herpes of the rock world.", ">\n\nI think herpes was still the herpes of the rock world back then... poor Pam.", ">\n\nGlitter is not allowed in my house \nI allowed it once and still can find traces of it to this day....", ">\n\nI had a phone case with glitter. The thing busted months ago and I'm STILL finding traces of it", ">\n\nI will assault anyone who thinks it’s funny to give me a glitter bomb as a joke gift", ">\n\nGlitter bombs are only acceptable for cheating exes", ">\n\nAnd porch pirates", ">\n\nI saw a prank video about that on YouTube", ">\n\nYeah Mark Rober did it for 5 years, pretty epic prank", ">\n\nAs someone who just wore an all glitter dress I got for Christmas to an out of state function, I hate glitter. I burned the dress after I got home. Literally everywhere I went I left a trail of glitter and I felt like the biggest asshole on the planet. I went to go potty and the stall looked like someone murdered a glitter pixie. I don't think this is unpopular.", ">\n\nPotty? Grow up", ">\n\n/r/gatekeeping", ">\n\nPerhaps the most banal version of it.", ">\n\n\"Critics who treat 'adult' as a term of approval, instead of as a merely descriptive term, cannot be adult themselves. To be concerned about being grown up, to admire the grown up because it is grown up, to blush at the suspicion of being childish; these things are the marks of childhood and adolescence. And in childhood and adolescence they are, in moderation, healthy symptoms. Young things ought to want to grow. But to carry on into middle life or even into early manhood this concern about being adult is a mark of really arrested development. When I was ten, I read fairy tales in secret and would have been ashamed if I had been found doing so. Now that I am fifty I read them openly. When I became a man I put away childish things, including the fear of childishness and the desire to be very grown up.\" -- C.S. Lewis", ">\n\nAnd that's why I bought bio degradable glitter. I freaking love sparkles but the planet is important. There's also edible glitter that I plan on getting eventually.", ">\n\nIts fun. But you'll definitely spill some and find it everywhere for a few weeks. Not as bad as regular glitter tho. And your poop looks fancy for a day.\nBut: Biodegradable is a lie, usually. It's only biodegradable under VERY specific circumstances that are not met in a landfill or even most bio waste composting plants. Burning it works just fine :D", ">\n\nThis is popular as fuck", ">\n\nThe fact that glitter both exists and is used says otherwise.", ">\n\nI exist and am used, but I'm not popular.", ">\n\nBut are you biodegradable?", ">\n\nEverything except my bones.", ">\n\nGlitter is terrible. Now, sparkly stuff that doesn't bleed onto everything is okay and enjoyable. But glitter that leaks onto everything and never goes away is so bad", ">\n\nIm like a crow.. i need the shiny in my life", ">\n\nSAME", ">\n\nThe largest purchaser of glitter worldwide actively hides the fact that they are the largest purchaser of glitter worldwide", ">\n\nHow are you going to put me out there like that?", ">\n\nSorry De_Nilla the world has to know what you use all of it for" ]

[ "Glitter is the herpes of the crafting world", ">\n\nMy sister used to say this, she actually mailed our aunt a joke card filled with glitter designed to gently explode upon opening. When our aunt called our house, my sister just told her she gave her “glitter herpes” to remember her by. Six years latter, our aunt still finds little shiny specs on her couch and shag carpeting.", ">\n\nI'm so sorry to hear about your sister. I assume your aunt murdered her?", ">\n\nI'm sorry to hear Marcus's auntie still keeps shag carpeting. So much the worse for the glitter too.", ">\n\nYou got that wrong, Marcus's auntie keeps shagging carpets", ">\n\nMunch munch munch", ">\n\nDrove Uber, woman dropped a handful of glitter in the back seats, pissed I wouldn’t make a pit stop I guess. Didn’t notice, quick pick up of two nicely dressed women all in black on the way to a church service for their elderly mom. They noticed after sitting down in it. Still took the ride. I wanted to die seeing their black sparkly butts go up the church walk. Screw glitter and all who use it.", ">\n\nI'm not a huge fan of glitter, but biodegradable glitter does exist and is common. I think non-biodegradable glitter should stop being used though.", ">\n\nIt still gets EVERYWHERE", ">\n\nI don’t like sand", ">\n\nIt's coarse and rough and irritating", ">\n\nNot like here. Here everything is soft, and smooth.", ">\n\nRepeat after me kids:\nGLITTER IS LITTER", ">\n\nG-litter\nGlorious litter \nIt's pretty\nIt's still litter.", ">\n\n\"pretty to look at\" is as good as glitter gets", ">\n\nOf course. No one told you to eat it", ">\n\nA lot of times it contains heavy metals too", ">\n\nNo wonder those bands in the 80s used to use a lot of it", ">\n\nGlitter is the herpes of the rock world.", ">\n\nI think herpes was still the herpes of the rock world back then... poor Pam.", ">\n\nGlitter is not allowed in my house \nI allowed it once and still can find traces of it to this day....", ">\n\nI had a phone case with glitter. The thing busted months ago and I'm STILL finding traces of it", ">\n\nI will assault anyone who thinks it’s funny to give me a glitter bomb as a joke gift", ">\n\nGlitter bombs are only acceptable for cheating exes", ">\n\nAnd porch pirates", ">\n\nI saw a prank video about that on YouTube", ">\n\nYeah Mark Rober did it for 5 years, pretty epic prank", ">\n\nAs someone who just wore an all glitter dress I got for Christmas to an out of state function, I hate glitter. I burned the dress after I got home. Literally everywhere I went I left a trail of glitter and I felt like the biggest asshole on the planet. I went to go potty and the stall looked like someone murdered a glitter pixie. I don't think this is unpopular.", ">\n\nPotty? Grow up", ">\n\n/r/gatekeeping", ">\n\nPerhaps the most banal version of it.", ">\n\n\"Critics who treat 'adult' as a term of approval, instead of as a merely descriptive term, cannot be adult themselves. To be concerned about being grown up, to admire the grown up because it is grown up, to blush at the suspicion of being childish; these things are the marks of childhood and adolescence. And in childhood and adolescence they are, in moderation, healthy symptoms. Young things ought to want to grow. But to carry on into middle life or even into early manhood this concern about being adult is a mark of really arrested development. When I was ten, I read fairy tales in secret and would have been ashamed if I had been found doing so. Now that I am fifty I read them openly. When I became a man I put away childish things, including the fear of childishness and the desire to be very grown up.\" -- C.S. Lewis", ">\n\nAnd that's why I bought bio degradable glitter. I freaking love sparkles but the planet is important. There's also edible glitter that I plan on getting eventually.", ">\n\nIts fun. But you'll definitely spill some and find it everywhere for a few weeks. Not as bad as regular glitter tho. And your poop looks fancy for a day.\nBut: Biodegradable is a lie, usually. It's only biodegradable under VERY specific circumstances that are not met in a landfill or even most bio waste composting plants. Burning it works just fine :D", ">\n\nThis is popular as fuck", ">\n\nThe fact that glitter both exists and is used says otherwise.", ">\n\nI exist and am used, but I'm not popular.", ">\n\nBut are you biodegradable?", ">\n\nEverything except my bones.", ">\n\nGlitter is terrible. Now, sparkly stuff that doesn't bleed onto everything is okay and enjoyable. But glitter that leaks onto everything and never goes away is so bad", ">\n\nIm like a crow.. i need the shiny in my life", ">\n\nSAME", ">\n\nThe largest purchaser of glitter worldwide actively hides the fact that they are the largest purchaser of glitter worldwide", ">\n\nHow are you going to put me out there like that?", ">\n\nSorry De_Nilla the world has to know what you use all of it for", ">\n\nMy 6 year old could not disagree with this comment more strongly." ]

[ "Glitter is the herpes of the crafting world", ">\n\nMy sister used to say this, she actually mailed our aunt a joke card filled with glitter designed to gently explode upon opening. When our aunt called our house, my sister just told her she gave her “glitter herpes” to remember her by. Six years latter, our aunt still finds little shiny specs on her couch and shag carpeting.", ">\n\nI'm so sorry to hear about your sister. I assume your aunt murdered her?", ">\n\nI'm sorry to hear Marcus's auntie still keeps shag carpeting. So much the worse for the glitter too.", ">\n\nYou got that wrong, Marcus's auntie keeps shagging carpets", ">\n\nMunch munch munch", ">\n\nDrove Uber, woman dropped a handful of glitter in the back seats, pissed I wouldn’t make a pit stop I guess. Didn’t notice, quick pick up of two nicely dressed women all in black on the way to a church service for their elderly mom. They noticed after sitting down in it. Still took the ride. I wanted to die seeing their black sparkly butts go up the church walk. Screw glitter and all who use it.", ">\n\nI'm not a huge fan of glitter, but biodegradable glitter does exist and is common. I think non-biodegradable glitter should stop being used though.", ">\n\nIt still gets EVERYWHERE", ">\n\nI don’t like sand", ">\n\nIt's coarse and rough and irritating", ">\n\nNot like here. Here everything is soft, and smooth.", ">\n\nRepeat after me kids:\nGLITTER IS LITTER", ">\n\nG-litter\nGlorious litter \nIt's pretty\nIt's still litter.", ">\n\n\"pretty to look at\" is as good as glitter gets", ">\n\nOf course. No one told you to eat it", ">\n\nA lot of times it contains heavy metals too", ">\n\nNo wonder those bands in the 80s used to use a lot of it", ">\n\nGlitter is the herpes of the rock world.", ">\n\nI think herpes was still the herpes of the rock world back then... poor Pam.", ">\n\nGlitter is not allowed in my house \nI allowed it once and still can find traces of it to this day....", ">\n\nI had a phone case with glitter. The thing busted months ago and I'm STILL finding traces of it", ">\n\nI will assault anyone who thinks it’s funny to give me a glitter bomb as a joke gift", ">\n\nGlitter bombs are only acceptable for cheating exes", ">\n\nAnd porch pirates", ">\n\nI saw a prank video about that on YouTube", ">\n\nYeah Mark Rober did it for 5 years, pretty epic prank", ">\n\nAs someone who just wore an all glitter dress I got for Christmas to an out of state function, I hate glitter. I burned the dress after I got home. Literally everywhere I went I left a trail of glitter and I felt like the biggest asshole on the planet. I went to go potty and the stall looked like someone murdered a glitter pixie. I don't think this is unpopular.", ">\n\nPotty? Grow up", ">\n\n/r/gatekeeping", ">\n\nPerhaps the most banal version of it.", ">\n\n\"Critics who treat 'adult' as a term of approval, instead of as a merely descriptive term, cannot be adult themselves. To be concerned about being grown up, to admire the grown up because it is grown up, to blush at the suspicion of being childish; these things are the marks of childhood and adolescence. And in childhood and adolescence they are, in moderation, healthy symptoms. Young things ought to want to grow. But to carry on into middle life or even into early manhood this concern about being adult is a mark of really arrested development. When I was ten, I read fairy tales in secret and would have been ashamed if I had been found doing so. Now that I am fifty I read them openly. When I became a man I put away childish things, including the fear of childishness and the desire to be very grown up.\" -- C.S. Lewis", ">\n\nAnd that's why I bought bio degradable glitter. I freaking love sparkles but the planet is important. There's also edible glitter that I plan on getting eventually.", ">\n\nIts fun. But you'll definitely spill some and find it everywhere for a few weeks. Not as bad as regular glitter tho. And your poop looks fancy for a day.\nBut: Biodegradable is a lie, usually. It's only biodegradable under VERY specific circumstances that are not met in a landfill or even most bio waste composting plants. Burning it works just fine :D", ">\n\nThis is popular as fuck", ">\n\nThe fact that glitter both exists and is used says otherwise.", ">\n\nI exist and am used, but I'm not popular.", ">\n\nBut are you biodegradable?", ">\n\nEverything except my bones.", ">\n\nGlitter is terrible. Now, sparkly stuff that doesn't bleed onto everything is okay and enjoyable. But glitter that leaks onto everything and never goes away is so bad", ">\n\nIm like a crow.. i need the shiny in my life", ">\n\nSAME", ">\n\nThe largest purchaser of glitter worldwide actively hides the fact that they are the largest purchaser of glitter worldwide", ">\n\nHow are you going to put me out there like that?", ">\n\nSorry De_Nilla the world has to know what you use all of it for", ">\n\nMy 6 year old could not disagree with this comment more strongly.", ">\n\nMy 4 year old too. \nShe dropped a tiny little tub of glitter on the floor (yay Christmas presents!) in the dining room and even after sweeping and hoovering the floor is SPARKLY!" ]

[ "Glitter is the herpes of the crafting world", ">\n\nMy sister used to say this, she actually mailed our aunt a joke card filled with glitter designed to gently explode upon opening. When our aunt called our house, my sister just told her she gave her “glitter herpes” to remember her by. Six years latter, our aunt still finds little shiny specs on her couch and shag carpeting.", ">\n\nI'm so sorry to hear about your sister. I assume your aunt murdered her?", ">\n\nI'm sorry to hear Marcus's auntie still keeps shag carpeting. So much the worse for the glitter too.", ">\n\nYou got that wrong, Marcus's auntie keeps shagging carpets", ">\n\nMunch munch munch", ">\n\nDrove Uber, woman dropped a handful of glitter in the back seats, pissed I wouldn’t make a pit stop I guess. Didn’t notice, quick pick up of two nicely dressed women all in black on the way to a church service for their elderly mom. They noticed after sitting down in it. Still took the ride. I wanted to die seeing their black sparkly butts go up the church walk. Screw glitter and all who use it.", ">\n\nI'm not a huge fan of glitter, but biodegradable glitter does exist and is common. I think non-biodegradable glitter should stop being used though.", ">\n\nIt still gets EVERYWHERE", ">\n\nI don’t like sand", ">\n\nIt's coarse and rough and irritating", ">\n\nNot like here. Here everything is soft, and smooth.", ">\n\nRepeat after me kids:\nGLITTER IS LITTER", ">\n\nG-litter\nGlorious litter \nIt's pretty\nIt's still litter.", ">\n\n\"pretty to look at\" is as good as glitter gets", ">\n\nOf course. No one told you to eat it", ">\n\nA lot of times it contains heavy metals too", ">\n\nNo wonder those bands in the 80s used to use a lot of it", ">\n\nGlitter is the herpes of the rock world.", ">\n\nI think herpes was still the herpes of the rock world back then... poor Pam.", ">\n\nGlitter is not allowed in my house \nI allowed it once and still can find traces of it to this day....", ">\n\nI had a phone case with glitter. The thing busted months ago and I'm STILL finding traces of it", ">\n\nI will assault anyone who thinks it’s funny to give me a glitter bomb as a joke gift", ">\n\nGlitter bombs are only acceptable for cheating exes", ">\n\nAnd porch pirates", ">\n\nI saw a prank video about that on YouTube", ">\n\nYeah Mark Rober did it for 5 years, pretty epic prank", ">\n\nAs someone who just wore an all glitter dress I got for Christmas to an out of state function, I hate glitter. I burned the dress after I got home. Literally everywhere I went I left a trail of glitter and I felt like the biggest asshole on the planet. I went to go potty and the stall looked like someone murdered a glitter pixie. I don't think this is unpopular.", ">\n\nPotty? Grow up", ">\n\n/r/gatekeeping", ">\n\nPerhaps the most banal version of it.", ">\n\n\"Critics who treat 'adult' as a term of approval, instead of as a merely descriptive term, cannot be adult themselves. To be concerned about being grown up, to admire the grown up because it is grown up, to blush at the suspicion of being childish; these things are the marks of childhood and adolescence. And in childhood and adolescence they are, in moderation, healthy symptoms. Young things ought to want to grow. But to carry on into middle life or even into early manhood this concern about being adult is a mark of really arrested development. When I was ten, I read fairy tales in secret and would have been ashamed if I had been found doing so. Now that I am fifty I read them openly. When I became a man I put away childish things, including the fear of childishness and the desire to be very grown up.\" -- C.S. Lewis", ">\n\nAnd that's why I bought bio degradable glitter. I freaking love sparkles but the planet is important. There's also edible glitter that I plan on getting eventually.", ">\n\nIts fun. But you'll definitely spill some and find it everywhere for a few weeks. Not as bad as regular glitter tho. And your poop looks fancy for a day.\nBut: Biodegradable is a lie, usually. It's only biodegradable under VERY specific circumstances that are not met in a landfill or even most bio waste composting plants. Burning it works just fine :D", ">\n\nThis is popular as fuck", ">\n\nThe fact that glitter both exists and is used says otherwise.", ">\n\nI exist and am used, but I'm not popular.", ">\n\nBut are you biodegradable?", ">\n\nEverything except my bones.", ">\n\nGlitter is terrible. Now, sparkly stuff that doesn't bleed onto everything is okay and enjoyable. But glitter that leaks onto everything and never goes away is so bad", ">\n\nIm like a crow.. i need the shiny in my life", ">\n\nSAME", ">\n\nThe largest purchaser of glitter worldwide actively hides the fact that they are the largest purchaser of glitter worldwide", ">\n\nHow are you going to put me out there like that?", ">\n\nSorry De_Nilla the world has to know what you use all of it for", ">\n\nMy 6 year old could not disagree with this comment more strongly.", ">\n\nMy 4 year old too. \nShe dropped a tiny little tub of glitter on the floor (yay Christmas presents!) in the dining room and even after sweeping and hoovering the floor is SPARKLY!", ">\n\nyou could turn on a good old fashioned Kirby, leave it running in one spot for a century, pick it up and it will still sparkle under it" ]

[ "Glitter is the herpes of the crafting world", ">\n\nMy sister used to say this, she actually mailed our aunt a joke card filled with glitter designed to gently explode upon opening. When our aunt called our house, my sister just told her she gave her “glitter herpes” to remember her by. Six years latter, our aunt still finds little shiny specs on her couch and shag carpeting.", ">\n\nI'm so sorry to hear about your sister. I assume your aunt murdered her?", ">\n\nI'm sorry to hear Marcus's auntie still keeps shag carpeting. So much the worse for the glitter too.", ">\n\nYou got that wrong, Marcus's auntie keeps shagging carpets", ">\n\nMunch munch munch", ">\n\nDrove Uber, woman dropped a handful of glitter in the back seats, pissed I wouldn’t make a pit stop I guess. Didn’t notice, quick pick up of two nicely dressed women all in black on the way to a church service for their elderly mom. They noticed after sitting down in it. Still took the ride. I wanted to die seeing their black sparkly butts go up the church walk. Screw glitter and all who use it.", ">\n\nI'm not a huge fan of glitter, but biodegradable glitter does exist and is common. I think non-biodegradable glitter should stop being used though.", ">\n\nIt still gets EVERYWHERE", ">\n\nI don’t like sand", ">\n\nIt's coarse and rough and irritating", ">\n\nNot like here. Here everything is soft, and smooth.", ">\n\nRepeat after me kids:\nGLITTER IS LITTER", ">\n\nG-litter\nGlorious litter \nIt's pretty\nIt's still litter.", ">\n\n\"pretty to look at\" is as good as glitter gets", ">\n\nOf course. No one told you to eat it", ">\n\nA lot of times it contains heavy metals too", ">\n\nNo wonder those bands in the 80s used to use a lot of it", ">\n\nGlitter is the herpes of the rock world.", ">\n\nI think herpes was still the herpes of the rock world back then... poor Pam.", ">\n\nGlitter is not allowed in my house \nI allowed it once and still can find traces of it to this day....", ">\n\nI had a phone case with glitter. The thing busted months ago and I'm STILL finding traces of it", ">\n\nI will assault anyone who thinks it’s funny to give me a glitter bomb as a joke gift", ">\n\nGlitter bombs are only acceptable for cheating exes", ">\n\nAnd porch pirates", ">\n\nI saw a prank video about that on YouTube", ">\n\nYeah Mark Rober did it for 5 years, pretty epic prank", ">\n\nAs someone who just wore an all glitter dress I got for Christmas to an out of state function, I hate glitter. I burned the dress after I got home. Literally everywhere I went I left a trail of glitter and I felt like the biggest asshole on the planet. I went to go potty and the stall looked like someone murdered a glitter pixie. I don't think this is unpopular.", ">\n\nPotty? Grow up", ">\n\n/r/gatekeeping", ">\n\nPerhaps the most banal version of it.", ">\n\n\"Critics who treat 'adult' as a term of approval, instead of as a merely descriptive term, cannot be adult themselves. To be concerned about being grown up, to admire the grown up because it is grown up, to blush at the suspicion of being childish; these things are the marks of childhood and adolescence. And in childhood and adolescence they are, in moderation, healthy symptoms. Young things ought to want to grow. But to carry on into middle life or even into early manhood this concern about being adult is a mark of really arrested development. When I was ten, I read fairy tales in secret and would have been ashamed if I had been found doing so. Now that I am fifty I read them openly. When I became a man I put away childish things, including the fear of childishness and the desire to be very grown up.\" -- C.S. Lewis", ">\n\nAnd that's why I bought bio degradable glitter. I freaking love sparkles but the planet is important. There's also edible glitter that I plan on getting eventually.", ">\n\nIts fun. But you'll definitely spill some and find it everywhere for a few weeks. Not as bad as regular glitter tho. And your poop looks fancy for a day.\nBut: Biodegradable is a lie, usually. It's only biodegradable under VERY specific circumstances that are not met in a landfill or even most bio waste composting plants. Burning it works just fine :D", ">\n\nThis is popular as fuck", ">\n\nThe fact that glitter both exists and is used says otherwise.", ">\n\nI exist and am used, but I'm not popular.", ">\n\nBut are you biodegradable?", ">\n\nEverything except my bones.", ">\n\nGlitter is terrible. Now, sparkly stuff that doesn't bleed onto everything is okay and enjoyable. But glitter that leaks onto everything and never goes away is so bad", ">\n\nIm like a crow.. i need the shiny in my life", ">\n\nSAME", ">\n\nThe largest purchaser of glitter worldwide actively hides the fact that they are the largest purchaser of glitter worldwide", ">\n\nHow are you going to put me out there like that?", ">\n\nSorry De_Nilla the world has to know what you use all of it for", ">\n\nMy 6 year old could not disagree with this comment more strongly.", ">\n\nMy 4 year old too. \nShe dropped a tiny little tub of glitter on the floor (yay Christmas presents!) in the dining room and even after sweeping and hoovering the floor is SPARKLY!", ">\n\nyou could turn on a good old fashioned Kirby, leave it running in one spot for a century, pick it up and it will still sparkle under it", ">\n\nGlitter is a horrific abomination and if any type of plastic should be banned, it should be glitter." ]

[ "Glitter is the herpes of the crafting world", ">\n\nMy sister used to say this, she actually mailed our aunt a joke card filled with glitter designed to gently explode upon opening. When our aunt called our house, my sister just told her she gave her “glitter herpes” to remember her by. Six years latter, our aunt still finds little shiny specs on her couch and shag carpeting.", ">\n\nI'm so sorry to hear about your sister. I assume your aunt murdered her?", ">\n\nI'm sorry to hear Marcus's auntie still keeps shag carpeting. So much the worse for the glitter too.", ">\n\nYou got that wrong, Marcus's auntie keeps shagging carpets", ">\n\nMunch munch munch", ">\n\nDrove Uber, woman dropped a handful of glitter in the back seats, pissed I wouldn’t make a pit stop I guess. Didn’t notice, quick pick up of two nicely dressed women all in black on the way to a church service for their elderly mom. They noticed after sitting down in it. Still took the ride. I wanted to die seeing their black sparkly butts go up the church walk. Screw glitter and all who use it.", ">\n\nI'm not a huge fan of glitter, but biodegradable glitter does exist and is common. I think non-biodegradable glitter should stop being used though.", ">\n\nIt still gets EVERYWHERE", ">\n\nI don’t like sand", ">\n\nIt's coarse and rough and irritating", ">\n\nNot like here. Here everything is soft, and smooth.", ">\n\nRepeat after me kids:\nGLITTER IS LITTER", ">\n\nG-litter\nGlorious litter \nIt's pretty\nIt's still litter.", ">\n\n\"pretty to look at\" is as good as glitter gets", ">\n\nOf course. No one told you to eat it", ">\n\nA lot of times it contains heavy metals too", ">\n\nNo wonder those bands in the 80s used to use a lot of it", ">\n\nGlitter is the herpes of the rock world.", ">\n\nI think herpes was still the herpes of the rock world back then... poor Pam.", ">\n\nGlitter is not allowed in my house \nI allowed it once and still can find traces of it to this day....", ">\n\nI had a phone case with glitter. The thing busted months ago and I'm STILL finding traces of it", ">\n\nI will assault anyone who thinks it’s funny to give me a glitter bomb as a joke gift", ">\n\nGlitter bombs are only acceptable for cheating exes", ">\n\nAnd porch pirates", ">\n\nI saw a prank video about that on YouTube", ">\n\nYeah Mark Rober did it for 5 years, pretty epic prank", ">\n\nAs someone who just wore an all glitter dress I got for Christmas to an out of state function, I hate glitter. I burned the dress after I got home. Literally everywhere I went I left a trail of glitter and I felt like the biggest asshole on the planet. I went to go potty and the stall looked like someone murdered a glitter pixie. I don't think this is unpopular.", ">\n\nPotty? Grow up", ">\n\n/r/gatekeeping", ">\n\nPerhaps the most banal version of it.", ">\n\n\"Critics who treat 'adult' as a term of approval, instead of as a merely descriptive term, cannot be adult themselves. To be concerned about being grown up, to admire the grown up because it is grown up, to blush at the suspicion of being childish; these things are the marks of childhood and adolescence. And in childhood and adolescence they are, in moderation, healthy symptoms. Young things ought to want to grow. But to carry on into middle life or even into early manhood this concern about being adult is a mark of really arrested development. When I was ten, I read fairy tales in secret and would have been ashamed if I had been found doing so. Now that I am fifty I read them openly. When I became a man I put away childish things, including the fear of childishness and the desire to be very grown up.\" -- C.S. Lewis", ">\n\nAnd that's why I bought bio degradable glitter. I freaking love sparkles but the planet is important. There's also edible glitter that I plan on getting eventually.", ">\n\nIts fun. But you'll definitely spill some and find it everywhere for a few weeks. Not as bad as regular glitter tho. And your poop looks fancy for a day.\nBut: Biodegradable is a lie, usually. It's only biodegradable under VERY specific circumstances that are not met in a landfill or even most bio waste composting plants. Burning it works just fine :D", ">\n\nThis is popular as fuck", ">\n\nThe fact that glitter both exists and is used says otherwise.", ">\n\nI exist and am used, but I'm not popular.", ">\n\nBut are you biodegradable?", ">\n\nEverything except my bones.", ">\n\nGlitter is terrible. Now, sparkly stuff that doesn't bleed onto everything is okay and enjoyable. But glitter that leaks onto everything and never goes away is so bad", ">\n\nIm like a crow.. i need the shiny in my life", ">\n\nSAME", ">\n\nThe largest purchaser of glitter worldwide actively hides the fact that they are the largest purchaser of glitter worldwide", ">\n\nHow are you going to put me out there like that?", ">\n\nSorry De_Nilla the world has to know what you use all of it for", ">\n\nMy 6 year old could not disagree with this comment more strongly.", ">\n\nMy 4 year old too. \nShe dropped a tiny little tub of glitter on the floor (yay Christmas presents!) in the dining room and even after sweeping and hoovering the floor is SPARKLY!", ">\n\nyou could turn on a good old fashioned Kirby, leave it running in one spot for a century, pick it up and it will still sparkle under it", ">\n\nGlitter is a horrific abomination and if any type of plastic should be banned, it should be glitter.", ">\n\nI see your point. But it is oh so wonderful to send an enemy a glitter bomb." ]

[ "Glitter is the herpes of the crafting world", ">\n\nMy sister used to say this, she actually mailed our aunt a joke card filled with glitter designed to gently explode upon opening. When our aunt called our house, my sister just told her she gave her “glitter herpes” to remember her by. Six years latter, our aunt still finds little shiny specs on her couch and shag carpeting.", ">\n\nI'm so sorry to hear about your sister. I assume your aunt murdered her?", ">\n\nI'm sorry to hear Marcus's auntie still keeps shag carpeting. So much the worse for the glitter too.", ">\n\nYou got that wrong, Marcus's auntie keeps shagging carpets", ">\n\nMunch munch munch", ">\n\nDrove Uber, woman dropped a handful of glitter in the back seats, pissed I wouldn’t make a pit stop I guess. Didn’t notice, quick pick up of two nicely dressed women all in black on the way to a church service for their elderly mom. They noticed after sitting down in it. Still took the ride. I wanted to die seeing their black sparkly butts go up the church walk. Screw glitter and all who use it.", ">\n\nI'm not a huge fan of glitter, but biodegradable glitter does exist and is common. I think non-biodegradable glitter should stop being used though.", ">\n\nIt still gets EVERYWHERE", ">\n\nI don’t like sand", ">\n\nIt's coarse and rough and irritating", ">\n\nNot like here. Here everything is soft, and smooth.", ">\n\nRepeat after me kids:\nGLITTER IS LITTER", ">\n\nG-litter\nGlorious litter \nIt's pretty\nIt's still litter.", ">\n\n\"pretty to look at\" is as good as glitter gets", ">\n\nOf course. No one told you to eat it", ">\n\nA lot of times it contains heavy metals too", ">\n\nNo wonder those bands in the 80s used to use a lot of it", ">\n\nGlitter is the herpes of the rock world.", ">\n\nI think herpes was still the herpes of the rock world back then... poor Pam.", ">\n\nGlitter is not allowed in my house \nI allowed it once and still can find traces of it to this day....", ">\n\nI had a phone case with glitter. The thing busted months ago and I'm STILL finding traces of it", ">\n\nI will assault anyone who thinks it’s funny to give me a glitter bomb as a joke gift", ">\n\nGlitter bombs are only acceptable for cheating exes", ">\n\nAnd porch pirates", ">\n\nI saw a prank video about that on YouTube", ">\n\nYeah Mark Rober did it for 5 years, pretty epic prank", ">\n\nAs someone who just wore an all glitter dress I got for Christmas to an out of state function, I hate glitter. I burned the dress after I got home. Literally everywhere I went I left a trail of glitter and I felt like the biggest asshole on the planet. I went to go potty and the stall looked like someone murdered a glitter pixie. I don't think this is unpopular.", ">\n\nPotty? Grow up", ">\n\n/r/gatekeeping", ">\n\nPerhaps the most banal version of it.", ">\n\n\"Critics who treat 'adult' as a term of approval, instead of as a merely descriptive term, cannot be adult themselves. To be concerned about being grown up, to admire the grown up because it is grown up, to blush at the suspicion of being childish; these things are the marks of childhood and adolescence. And in childhood and adolescence they are, in moderation, healthy symptoms. Young things ought to want to grow. But to carry on into middle life or even into early manhood this concern about being adult is a mark of really arrested development. When I was ten, I read fairy tales in secret and would have been ashamed if I had been found doing so. Now that I am fifty I read them openly. When I became a man I put away childish things, including the fear of childishness and the desire to be very grown up.\" -- C.S. Lewis", ">\n\nAnd that's why I bought bio degradable glitter. I freaking love sparkles but the planet is important. There's also edible glitter that I plan on getting eventually.", ">\n\nIts fun. But you'll definitely spill some and find it everywhere for a few weeks. Not as bad as regular glitter tho. And your poop looks fancy for a day.\nBut: Biodegradable is a lie, usually. It's only biodegradable under VERY specific circumstances that are not met in a landfill or even most bio waste composting plants. Burning it works just fine :D", ">\n\nThis is popular as fuck", ">\n\nThe fact that glitter both exists and is used says otherwise.", ">\n\nI exist and am used, but I'm not popular.", ">\n\nBut are you biodegradable?", ">\n\nEverything except my bones.", ">\n\nGlitter is terrible. Now, sparkly stuff that doesn't bleed onto everything is okay and enjoyable. But glitter that leaks onto everything and never goes away is so bad", ">\n\nIm like a crow.. i need the shiny in my life", ">\n\nSAME", ">\n\nThe largest purchaser of glitter worldwide actively hides the fact that they are the largest purchaser of glitter worldwide", ">\n\nHow are you going to put me out there like that?", ">\n\nSorry De_Nilla the world has to know what you use all of it for", ">\n\nMy 6 year old could not disagree with this comment more strongly.", ">\n\nMy 4 year old too. \nShe dropped a tiny little tub of glitter on the floor (yay Christmas presents!) in the dining room and even after sweeping and hoovering the floor is SPARKLY!", ">\n\nyou could turn on a good old fashioned Kirby, leave it running in one spot for a century, pick it up and it will still sparkle under it", ">\n\nGlitter is a horrific abomination and if any type of plastic should be banned, it should be glitter.", ">\n\nI see your point. But it is oh so wonderful to send an enemy a glitter bomb.", ">\n\nPeople actually have enemies? And fantasize about vengeful antics?\nI really need to get out more" ]

[ "Glitter is the herpes of the crafting world", ">\n\nMy sister used to say this, she actually mailed our aunt a joke card filled with glitter designed to gently explode upon opening. When our aunt called our house, my sister just told her she gave her “glitter herpes” to remember her by. Six years latter, our aunt still finds little shiny specs on her couch and shag carpeting.", ">\n\nI'm so sorry to hear about your sister. I assume your aunt murdered her?", ">\n\nI'm sorry to hear Marcus's auntie still keeps shag carpeting. So much the worse for the glitter too.", ">\n\nYou got that wrong, Marcus's auntie keeps shagging carpets", ">\n\nMunch munch munch", ">\n\nDrove Uber, woman dropped a handful of glitter in the back seats, pissed I wouldn’t make a pit stop I guess. Didn’t notice, quick pick up of two nicely dressed women all in black on the way to a church service for their elderly mom. They noticed after sitting down in it. Still took the ride. I wanted to die seeing their black sparkly butts go up the church walk. Screw glitter and all who use it.", ">\n\nI'm not a huge fan of glitter, but biodegradable glitter does exist and is common. I think non-biodegradable glitter should stop being used though.", ">\n\nIt still gets EVERYWHERE", ">\n\nI don’t like sand", ">\n\nIt's coarse and rough and irritating", ">\n\nNot like here. Here everything is soft, and smooth.", ">\n\nRepeat after me kids:\nGLITTER IS LITTER", ">\n\nG-litter\nGlorious litter \nIt's pretty\nIt's still litter.", ">\n\n\"pretty to look at\" is as good as glitter gets", ">\n\nOf course. No one told you to eat it", ">\n\nA lot of times it contains heavy metals too", ">\n\nNo wonder those bands in the 80s used to use a lot of it", ">\n\nGlitter is the herpes of the rock world.", ">\n\nI think herpes was still the herpes of the rock world back then... poor Pam.", ">\n\nGlitter is not allowed in my house \nI allowed it once and still can find traces of it to this day....", ">\n\nI had a phone case with glitter. The thing busted months ago and I'm STILL finding traces of it", ">\n\nI will assault anyone who thinks it’s funny to give me a glitter bomb as a joke gift", ">\n\nGlitter bombs are only acceptable for cheating exes", ">\n\nAnd porch pirates", ">\n\nI saw a prank video about that on YouTube", ">\n\nYeah Mark Rober did it for 5 years, pretty epic prank", ">\n\nAs someone who just wore an all glitter dress I got for Christmas to an out of state function, I hate glitter. I burned the dress after I got home. Literally everywhere I went I left a trail of glitter and I felt like the biggest asshole on the planet. I went to go potty and the stall looked like someone murdered a glitter pixie. I don't think this is unpopular.", ">\n\nPotty? Grow up", ">\n\n/r/gatekeeping", ">\n\nPerhaps the most banal version of it.", ">\n\n\"Critics who treat 'adult' as a term of approval, instead of as a merely descriptive term, cannot be adult themselves. To be concerned about being grown up, to admire the grown up because it is grown up, to blush at the suspicion of being childish; these things are the marks of childhood and adolescence. And in childhood and adolescence they are, in moderation, healthy symptoms. Young things ought to want to grow. But to carry on into middle life or even into early manhood this concern about being adult is a mark of really arrested development. When I was ten, I read fairy tales in secret and would have been ashamed if I had been found doing so. Now that I am fifty I read them openly. When I became a man I put away childish things, including the fear of childishness and the desire to be very grown up.\" -- C.S. Lewis", ">\n\nAnd that's why I bought bio degradable glitter. I freaking love sparkles but the planet is important. There's also edible glitter that I plan on getting eventually.", ">\n\nIts fun. But you'll definitely spill some and find it everywhere for a few weeks. Not as bad as regular glitter tho. And your poop looks fancy for a day.\nBut: Biodegradable is a lie, usually. It's only biodegradable under VERY specific circumstances that are not met in a landfill or even most bio waste composting plants. Burning it works just fine :D", ">\n\nThis is popular as fuck", ">\n\nThe fact that glitter both exists and is used says otherwise.", ">\n\nI exist and am used, but I'm not popular.", ">\n\nBut are you biodegradable?", ">\n\nEverything except my bones.", ">\n\nGlitter is terrible. Now, sparkly stuff that doesn't bleed onto everything is okay and enjoyable. But glitter that leaks onto everything and never goes away is so bad", ">\n\nIm like a crow.. i need the shiny in my life", ">\n\nSAME", ">\n\nThe largest purchaser of glitter worldwide actively hides the fact that they are the largest purchaser of glitter worldwide", ">\n\nHow are you going to put me out there like that?", ">\n\nSorry De_Nilla the world has to know what you use all of it for", ">\n\nMy 6 year old could not disagree with this comment more strongly.", ">\n\nMy 4 year old too. \nShe dropped a tiny little tub of glitter on the floor (yay Christmas presents!) in the dining room and even after sweeping and hoovering the floor is SPARKLY!", ">\n\nyou could turn on a good old fashioned Kirby, leave it running in one spot for a century, pick it up and it will still sparkle under it", ">\n\nGlitter is a horrific abomination and if any type of plastic should be banned, it should be glitter.", ">\n\nI see your point. But it is oh so wonderful to send an enemy a glitter bomb.", ">\n\nPeople actually have enemies? And fantasize about vengeful antics?\nI really need to get out more", ">\n\nI would say this is the most popular opinion ever posted on this thread. NO ONE is coming out in support of glitter." ]

[ "Glitter is the herpes of the crafting world", ">\n\nMy sister used to say this, she actually mailed our aunt a joke card filled with glitter designed to gently explode upon opening. When our aunt called our house, my sister just told her she gave her “glitter herpes” to remember her by. Six years latter, our aunt still finds little shiny specs on her couch and shag carpeting.", ">\n\nI'm so sorry to hear about your sister. I assume your aunt murdered her?", ">\n\nI'm sorry to hear Marcus's auntie still keeps shag carpeting. So much the worse for the glitter too.", ">\n\nYou got that wrong, Marcus's auntie keeps shagging carpets", ">\n\nMunch munch munch", ">\n\nDrove Uber, woman dropped a handful of glitter in the back seats, pissed I wouldn’t make a pit stop I guess. Didn’t notice, quick pick up of two nicely dressed women all in black on the way to a church service for their elderly mom. They noticed after sitting down in it. Still took the ride. I wanted to die seeing their black sparkly butts go up the church walk. Screw glitter and all who use it.", ">\n\nI'm not a huge fan of glitter, but biodegradable glitter does exist and is common. I think non-biodegradable glitter should stop being used though.", ">\n\nIt still gets EVERYWHERE", ">\n\nI don’t like sand", ">\n\nIt's coarse and rough and irritating", ">\n\nNot like here. Here everything is soft, and smooth.", ">\n\nRepeat after me kids:\nGLITTER IS LITTER", ">\n\nG-litter\nGlorious litter \nIt's pretty\nIt's still litter.", ">\n\n\"pretty to look at\" is as good as glitter gets", ">\n\nOf course. No one told you to eat it", ">\n\nA lot of times it contains heavy metals too", ">\n\nNo wonder those bands in the 80s used to use a lot of it", ">\n\nGlitter is the herpes of the rock world.", ">\n\nI think herpes was still the herpes of the rock world back then... poor Pam.", ">\n\nGlitter is not allowed in my house \nI allowed it once and still can find traces of it to this day....", ">\n\nI had a phone case with glitter. The thing busted months ago and I'm STILL finding traces of it", ">\n\nI will assault anyone who thinks it’s funny to give me a glitter bomb as a joke gift", ">\n\nGlitter bombs are only acceptable for cheating exes", ">\n\nAnd porch pirates", ">\n\nI saw a prank video about that on YouTube", ">\n\nYeah Mark Rober did it for 5 years, pretty epic prank", ">\n\nAs someone who just wore an all glitter dress I got for Christmas to an out of state function, I hate glitter. I burned the dress after I got home. Literally everywhere I went I left a trail of glitter and I felt like the biggest asshole on the planet. I went to go potty and the stall looked like someone murdered a glitter pixie. I don't think this is unpopular.", ">\n\nPotty? Grow up", ">\n\n/r/gatekeeping", ">\n\nPerhaps the most banal version of it.", ">\n\n\"Critics who treat 'adult' as a term of approval, instead of as a merely descriptive term, cannot be adult themselves. To be concerned about being grown up, to admire the grown up because it is grown up, to blush at the suspicion of being childish; these things are the marks of childhood and adolescence. And in childhood and adolescence they are, in moderation, healthy symptoms. Young things ought to want to grow. But to carry on into middle life or even into early manhood this concern about being adult is a mark of really arrested development. When I was ten, I read fairy tales in secret and would have been ashamed if I had been found doing so. Now that I am fifty I read them openly. When I became a man I put away childish things, including the fear of childishness and the desire to be very grown up.\" -- C.S. Lewis", ">\n\nAnd that's why I bought bio degradable glitter. I freaking love sparkles but the planet is important. There's also edible glitter that I plan on getting eventually.", ">\n\nIts fun. But you'll definitely spill some and find it everywhere for a few weeks. Not as bad as regular glitter tho. And your poop looks fancy for a day.\nBut: Biodegradable is a lie, usually. It's only biodegradable under VERY specific circumstances that are not met in a landfill or even most bio waste composting plants. Burning it works just fine :D", ">\n\nThis is popular as fuck", ">\n\nThe fact that glitter both exists and is used says otherwise.", ">\n\nI exist and am used, but I'm not popular.", ">\n\nBut are you biodegradable?", ">\n\nEverything except my bones.", ">\n\nGlitter is terrible. Now, sparkly stuff that doesn't bleed onto everything is okay and enjoyable. But glitter that leaks onto everything and never goes away is so bad", ">\n\nIm like a crow.. i need the shiny in my life", ">\n\nSAME", ">\n\nThe largest purchaser of glitter worldwide actively hides the fact that they are the largest purchaser of glitter worldwide", ">\n\nHow are you going to put me out there like that?", ">\n\nSorry De_Nilla the world has to know what you use all of it for", ">\n\nMy 6 year old could not disagree with this comment more strongly.", ">\n\nMy 4 year old too. \nShe dropped a tiny little tub of glitter on the floor (yay Christmas presents!) in the dining room and even after sweeping and hoovering the floor is SPARKLY!", ">\n\nyou could turn on a good old fashioned Kirby, leave it running in one spot for a century, pick it up and it will still sparkle under it", ">\n\nGlitter is a horrific abomination and if any type of plastic should be banned, it should be glitter.", ">\n\nI see your point. But it is oh so wonderful to send an enemy a glitter bomb.", ">\n\nPeople actually have enemies? And fantasize about vengeful antics?\nI really need to get out more", ">\n\nI would say this is the most popular opinion ever posted on this thread. NO ONE is coming out in support of glitter.", ">\n\ni support glitter 😂" ]

[ "Glitter is the herpes of the crafting world", ">\n\nMy sister used to say this, she actually mailed our aunt a joke card filled with glitter designed to gently explode upon opening. When our aunt called our house, my sister just told her she gave her “glitter herpes” to remember her by. Six years latter, our aunt still finds little shiny specs on her couch and shag carpeting.", ">\n\nI'm so sorry to hear about your sister. I assume your aunt murdered her?", ">\n\nI'm sorry to hear Marcus's auntie still keeps shag carpeting. So much the worse for the glitter too.", ">\n\nYou got that wrong, Marcus's auntie keeps shagging carpets", ">\n\nMunch munch munch", ">\n\nDrove Uber, woman dropped a handful of glitter in the back seats, pissed I wouldn’t make a pit stop I guess. Didn’t notice, quick pick up of two nicely dressed women all in black on the way to a church service for their elderly mom. They noticed after sitting down in it. Still took the ride. I wanted to die seeing their black sparkly butts go up the church walk. Screw glitter and all who use it.", ">\n\nI'm not a huge fan of glitter, but biodegradable glitter does exist and is common. I think non-biodegradable glitter should stop being used though.", ">\n\nIt still gets EVERYWHERE", ">\n\nI don’t like sand", ">\n\nIt's coarse and rough and irritating", ">\n\nNot like here. Here everything is soft, and smooth.", ">\n\nRepeat after me kids:\nGLITTER IS LITTER", ">\n\nG-litter\nGlorious litter \nIt's pretty\nIt's still litter.", ">\n\n\"pretty to look at\" is as good as glitter gets", ">\n\nOf course. No one told you to eat it", ">\n\nA lot of times it contains heavy metals too", ">\n\nNo wonder those bands in the 80s used to use a lot of it", ">\n\nGlitter is the herpes of the rock world.", ">\n\nI think herpes was still the herpes of the rock world back then... poor Pam.", ">\n\nGlitter is not allowed in my house \nI allowed it once and still can find traces of it to this day....", ">\n\nI had a phone case with glitter. The thing busted months ago and I'm STILL finding traces of it", ">\n\nI will assault anyone who thinks it’s funny to give me a glitter bomb as a joke gift", ">\n\nGlitter bombs are only acceptable for cheating exes", ">\n\nAnd porch pirates", ">\n\nI saw a prank video about that on YouTube", ">\n\nYeah Mark Rober did it for 5 years, pretty epic prank", ">\n\nAs someone who just wore an all glitter dress I got for Christmas to an out of state function, I hate glitter. I burned the dress after I got home. Literally everywhere I went I left a trail of glitter and I felt like the biggest asshole on the planet. I went to go potty and the stall looked like someone murdered a glitter pixie. I don't think this is unpopular.", ">\n\nPotty? Grow up", ">\n\n/r/gatekeeping", ">\n\nPerhaps the most banal version of it.", ">\n\n\"Critics who treat 'adult' as a term of approval, instead of as a merely descriptive term, cannot be adult themselves. To be concerned about being grown up, to admire the grown up because it is grown up, to blush at the suspicion of being childish; these things are the marks of childhood and adolescence. And in childhood and adolescence they are, in moderation, healthy symptoms. Young things ought to want to grow. But to carry on into middle life or even into early manhood this concern about being adult is a mark of really arrested development. When I was ten, I read fairy tales in secret and would have been ashamed if I had been found doing so. Now that I am fifty I read them openly. When I became a man I put away childish things, including the fear of childishness and the desire to be very grown up.\" -- C.S. Lewis", ">\n\nAnd that's why I bought bio degradable glitter. I freaking love sparkles but the planet is important. There's also edible glitter that I plan on getting eventually.", ">\n\nIts fun. But you'll definitely spill some and find it everywhere for a few weeks. Not as bad as regular glitter tho. And your poop looks fancy for a day.\nBut: Biodegradable is a lie, usually. It's only biodegradable under VERY specific circumstances that are not met in a landfill or even most bio waste composting plants. Burning it works just fine :D", ">\n\nThis is popular as fuck", ">\n\nThe fact that glitter both exists and is used says otherwise.", ">\n\nI exist and am used, but I'm not popular.", ">\n\nBut are you biodegradable?", ">\n\nEverything except my bones.", ">\n\nGlitter is terrible. Now, sparkly stuff that doesn't bleed onto everything is okay and enjoyable. But glitter that leaks onto everything and never goes away is so bad", ">\n\nIm like a crow.. i need the shiny in my life", ">\n\nSAME", ">\n\nThe largest purchaser of glitter worldwide actively hides the fact that they are the largest purchaser of glitter worldwide", ">\n\nHow are you going to put me out there like that?", ">\n\nSorry De_Nilla the world has to know what you use all of it for", ">\n\nMy 6 year old could not disagree with this comment more strongly.", ">\n\nMy 4 year old too. \nShe dropped a tiny little tub of glitter on the floor (yay Christmas presents!) in the dining room and even after sweeping and hoovering the floor is SPARKLY!", ">\n\nyou could turn on a good old fashioned Kirby, leave it running in one spot for a century, pick it up and it will still sparkle under it", ">\n\nGlitter is a horrific abomination and if any type of plastic should be banned, it should be glitter.", ">\n\nI see your point. But it is oh so wonderful to send an enemy a glitter bomb.", ">\n\nPeople actually have enemies? And fantasize about vengeful antics?\nI really need to get out more", ">\n\nI would say this is the most popular opinion ever posted on this thread. NO ONE is coming out in support of glitter.", ">\n\ni support glitter 😂", ">\n\nDownvote this person into oblivion ☝️" ]

[ "Glitter is the herpes of the crafting world", ">\n\nMy sister used to say this, she actually mailed our aunt a joke card filled with glitter designed to gently explode upon opening. When our aunt called our house, my sister just told her she gave her “glitter herpes” to remember her by. Six years latter, our aunt still finds little shiny specs on her couch and shag carpeting.", ">\n\nI'm so sorry to hear about your sister. I assume your aunt murdered her?", ">\n\nI'm sorry to hear Marcus's auntie still keeps shag carpeting. So much the worse for the glitter too.", ">\n\nYou got that wrong, Marcus's auntie keeps shagging carpets", ">\n\nMunch munch munch", ">\n\nDrove Uber, woman dropped a handful of glitter in the back seats, pissed I wouldn’t make a pit stop I guess. Didn’t notice, quick pick up of two nicely dressed women all in black on the way to a church service for their elderly mom. They noticed after sitting down in it. Still took the ride. I wanted to die seeing their black sparkly butts go up the church walk. Screw glitter and all who use it.", ">\n\nI'm not a huge fan of glitter, but biodegradable glitter does exist and is common. I think non-biodegradable glitter should stop being used though.", ">\n\nIt still gets EVERYWHERE", ">\n\nI don’t like sand", ">\n\nIt's coarse and rough and irritating", ">\n\nNot like here. Here everything is soft, and smooth.", ">\n\nRepeat after me kids:\nGLITTER IS LITTER", ">\n\nG-litter\nGlorious litter \nIt's pretty\nIt's still litter.", ">\n\n\"pretty to look at\" is as good as glitter gets", ">\n\nOf course. No one told you to eat it", ">\n\nA lot of times it contains heavy metals too", ">\n\nNo wonder those bands in the 80s used to use a lot of it", ">\n\nGlitter is the herpes of the rock world.", ">\n\nI think herpes was still the herpes of the rock world back then... poor Pam.", ">\n\nGlitter is not allowed in my house \nI allowed it once and still can find traces of it to this day....", ">\n\nI had a phone case with glitter. The thing busted months ago and I'm STILL finding traces of it", ">\n\nI will assault anyone who thinks it’s funny to give me a glitter bomb as a joke gift", ">\n\nGlitter bombs are only acceptable for cheating exes", ">\n\nAnd porch pirates", ">\n\nI saw a prank video about that on YouTube", ">\n\nYeah Mark Rober did it for 5 years, pretty epic prank", ">\n\nAs someone who just wore an all glitter dress I got for Christmas to an out of state function, I hate glitter. I burned the dress after I got home. Literally everywhere I went I left a trail of glitter and I felt like the biggest asshole on the planet. I went to go potty and the stall looked like someone murdered a glitter pixie. I don't think this is unpopular.", ">\n\nPotty? Grow up", ">\n\n/r/gatekeeping", ">\n\nPerhaps the most banal version of it.", ">\n\n\"Critics who treat 'adult' as a term of approval, instead of as a merely descriptive term, cannot be adult themselves. To be concerned about being grown up, to admire the grown up because it is grown up, to blush at the suspicion of being childish; these things are the marks of childhood and adolescence. And in childhood and adolescence they are, in moderation, healthy symptoms. Young things ought to want to grow. But to carry on into middle life or even into early manhood this concern about being adult is a mark of really arrested development. When I was ten, I read fairy tales in secret and would have been ashamed if I had been found doing so. Now that I am fifty I read them openly. When I became a man I put away childish things, including the fear of childishness and the desire to be very grown up.\" -- C.S. Lewis", ">\n\nAnd that's why I bought bio degradable glitter. I freaking love sparkles but the planet is important. There's also edible glitter that I plan on getting eventually.", ">\n\nIts fun. But you'll definitely spill some and find it everywhere for a few weeks. Not as bad as regular glitter tho. And your poop looks fancy for a day.\nBut: Biodegradable is a lie, usually. It's only biodegradable under VERY specific circumstances that are not met in a landfill or even most bio waste composting plants. Burning it works just fine :D", ">\n\nThis is popular as fuck", ">\n\nThe fact that glitter both exists and is used says otherwise.", ">\n\nI exist and am used, but I'm not popular.", ">\n\nBut are you biodegradable?", ">\n\nEverything except my bones.", ">\n\nGlitter is terrible. Now, sparkly stuff that doesn't bleed onto everything is okay and enjoyable. But glitter that leaks onto everything and never goes away is so bad", ">\n\nIm like a crow.. i need the shiny in my life", ">\n\nSAME", ">\n\nThe largest purchaser of glitter worldwide actively hides the fact that they are the largest purchaser of glitter worldwide", ">\n\nHow are you going to put me out there like that?", ">\n\nSorry De_Nilla the world has to know what you use all of it for", ">\n\nMy 6 year old could not disagree with this comment more strongly.", ">\n\nMy 4 year old too. \nShe dropped a tiny little tub of glitter on the floor (yay Christmas presents!) in the dining room and even after sweeping and hoovering the floor is SPARKLY!", ">\n\nyou could turn on a good old fashioned Kirby, leave it running in one spot for a century, pick it up and it will still sparkle under it", ">\n\nGlitter is a horrific abomination and if any type of plastic should be banned, it should be glitter.", ">\n\nI see your point. But it is oh so wonderful to send an enemy a glitter bomb.", ">\n\nPeople actually have enemies? And fantasize about vengeful antics?\nI really need to get out more", ">\n\nI would say this is the most popular opinion ever posted on this thread. NO ONE is coming out in support of glitter.", ">\n\ni support glitter 😂", ">\n\nDownvote this person into oblivion ☝️", ">\n\nThats a downvote for you! Glitter rules!" ]

[ "Glitter is the herpes of the crafting world", ">\n\nMy sister used to say this, she actually mailed our aunt a joke card filled with glitter designed to gently explode upon opening. When our aunt called our house, my sister just told her she gave her “glitter herpes” to remember her by. Six years latter, our aunt still finds little shiny specs on her couch and shag carpeting.", ">\n\nI'm so sorry to hear about your sister. I assume your aunt murdered her?", ">\n\nI'm sorry to hear Marcus's auntie still keeps shag carpeting. So much the worse for the glitter too.", ">\n\nYou got that wrong, Marcus's auntie keeps shagging carpets", ">\n\nMunch munch munch", ">\n\nDrove Uber, woman dropped a handful of glitter in the back seats, pissed I wouldn’t make a pit stop I guess. Didn’t notice, quick pick up of two nicely dressed women all in black on the way to a church service for their elderly mom. They noticed after sitting down in it. Still took the ride. I wanted to die seeing their black sparkly butts go up the church walk. Screw glitter and all who use it.", ">\n\nI'm not a huge fan of glitter, but biodegradable glitter does exist and is common. I think non-biodegradable glitter should stop being used though.", ">\n\nIt still gets EVERYWHERE", ">\n\nI don’t like sand", ">\n\nIt's coarse and rough and irritating", ">\n\nNot like here. Here everything is soft, and smooth.", ">\n\nRepeat after me kids:\nGLITTER IS LITTER", ">\n\nG-litter\nGlorious litter \nIt's pretty\nIt's still litter.", ">\n\n\"pretty to look at\" is as good as glitter gets", ">\n\nOf course. No one told you to eat it", ">\n\nA lot of times it contains heavy metals too", ">\n\nNo wonder those bands in the 80s used to use a lot of it", ">\n\nGlitter is the herpes of the rock world.", ">\n\nI think herpes was still the herpes of the rock world back then... poor Pam.", ">\n\nGlitter is not allowed in my house \nI allowed it once and still can find traces of it to this day....", ">\n\nI had a phone case with glitter. The thing busted months ago and I'm STILL finding traces of it", ">\n\nI will assault anyone who thinks it’s funny to give me a glitter bomb as a joke gift", ">\n\nGlitter bombs are only acceptable for cheating exes", ">\n\nAnd porch pirates", ">\n\nI saw a prank video about that on YouTube", ">\n\nYeah Mark Rober did it for 5 years, pretty epic prank", ">\n\nAs someone who just wore an all glitter dress I got for Christmas to an out of state function, I hate glitter. I burned the dress after I got home. Literally everywhere I went I left a trail of glitter and I felt like the biggest asshole on the planet. I went to go potty and the stall looked like someone murdered a glitter pixie. I don't think this is unpopular.", ">\n\nPotty? Grow up", ">\n\n/r/gatekeeping", ">\n\nPerhaps the most banal version of it.", ">\n\n\"Critics who treat 'adult' as a term of approval, instead of as a merely descriptive term, cannot be adult themselves. To be concerned about being grown up, to admire the grown up because it is grown up, to blush at the suspicion of being childish; these things are the marks of childhood and adolescence. And in childhood and adolescence they are, in moderation, healthy symptoms. Young things ought to want to grow. But to carry on into middle life or even into early manhood this concern about being adult is a mark of really arrested development. When I was ten, I read fairy tales in secret and would have been ashamed if I had been found doing so. Now that I am fifty I read them openly. When I became a man I put away childish things, including the fear of childishness and the desire to be very grown up.\" -- C.S. Lewis", ">\n\nAnd that's why I bought bio degradable glitter. I freaking love sparkles but the planet is important. There's also edible glitter that I plan on getting eventually.", ">\n\nIts fun. But you'll definitely spill some and find it everywhere for a few weeks. Not as bad as regular glitter tho. And your poop looks fancy for a day.\nBut: Biodegradable is a lie, usually. It's only biodegradable under VERY specific circumstances that are not met in a landfill or even most bio waste composting plants. Burning it works just fine :D", ">\n\nThis is popular as fuck", ">\n\nThe fact that glitter both exists and is used says otherwise.", ">\n\nI exist and am used, but I'm not popular.", ">\n\nBut are you biodegradable?", ">\n\nEverything except my bones.", ">\n\nGlitter is terrible. Now, sparkly stuff that doesn't bleed onto everything is okay and enjoyable. But glitter that leaks onto everything and never goes away is so bad", ">\n\nIm like a crow.. i need the shiny in my life", ">\n\nSAME", ">\n\nThe largest purchaser of glitter worldwide actively hides the fact that they are the largest purchaser of glitter worldwide", ">\n\nHow are you going to put me out there like that?", ">\n\nSorry De_Nilla the world has to know what you use all of it for", ">\n\nMy 6 year old could not disagree with this comment more strongly.", ">\n\nMy 4 year old too. \nShe dropped a tiny little tub of glitter on the floor (yay Christmas presents!) in the dining room and even after sweeping and hoovering the floor is SPARKLY!", ">\n\nyou could turn on a good old fashioned Kirby, leave it running in one spot for a century, pick it up and it will still sparkle under it", ">\n\nGlitter is a horrific abomination and if any type of plastic should be banned, it should be glitter.", ">\n\nI see your point. But it is oh so wonderful to send an enemy a glitter bomb.", ">\n\nPeople actually have enemies? And fantasize about vengeful antics?\nI really need to get out more", ">\n\nI would say this is the most popular opinion ever posted on this thread. NO ONE is coming out in support of glitter.", ">\n\ni support glitter 😂", ">\n\nDownvote this person into oblivion ☝️", ">\n\nThats a downvote for you! Glitter rules!", ">\n\nI hope you get it stuck in your hard to reach places!" ]

[ "Glitter is the herpes of the crafting world", ">\n\nMy sister used to say this, she actually mailed our aunt a joke card filled with glitter designed to gently explode upon opening. When our aunt called our house, my sister just told her she gave her “glitter herpes” to remember her by. Six years latter, our aunt still finds little shiny specs on her couch and shag carpeting.", ">\n\nI'm so sorry to hear about your sister. I assume your aunt murdered her?", ">\n\nI'm sorry to hear Marcus's auntie still keeps shag carpeting. So much the worse for the glitter too.", ">\n\nYou got that wrong, Marcus's auntie keeps shagging carpets", ">\n\nMunch munch munch", ">\n\nDrove Uber, woman dropped a handful of glitter in the back seats, pissed I wouldn’t make a pit stop I guess. Didn’t notice, quick pick up of two nicely dressed women all in black on the way to a church service for their elderly mom. They noticed after sitting down in it. Still took the ride. I wanted to die seeing their black sparkly butts go up the church walk. Screw glitter and all who use it.", ">\n\nI'm not a huge fan of glitter, but biodegradable glitter does exist and is common. I think non-biodegradable glitter should stop being used though.", ">\n\nIt still gets EVERYWHERE", ">\n\nI don’t like sand", ">\n\nIt's coarse and rough and irritating", ">\n\nNot like here. Here everything is soft, and smooth.", ">\n\nRepeat after me kids:\nGLITTER IS LITTER", ">\n\nG-litter\nGlorious litter \nIt's pretty\nIt's still litter.", ">\n\n\"pretty to look at\" is as good as glitter gets", ">\n\nOf course. No one told you to eat it", ">\n\nA lot of times it contains heavy metals too", ">\n\nNo wonder those bands in the 80s used to use a lot of it", ">\n\nGlitter is the herpes of the rock world.", ">\n\nI think herpes was still the herpes of the rock world back then... poor Pam.", ">\n\nGlitter is not allowed in my house \nI allowed it once and still can find traces of it to this day....", ">\n\nI had a phone case with glitter. The thing busted months ago and I'm STILL finding traces of it", ">\n\nI will assault anyone who thinks it’s funny to give me a glitter bomb as a joke gift", ">\n\nGlitter bombs are only acceptable for cheating exes", ">\n\nAnd porch pirates", ">\n\nI saw a prank video about that on YouTube", ">\n\nYeah Mark Rober did it for 5 years, pretty epic prank", ">\n\nAs someone who just wore an all glitter dress I got for Christmas to an out of state function, I hate glitter. I burned the dress after I got home. Literally everywhere I went I left a trail of glitter and I felt like the biggest asshole on the planet. I went to go potty and the stall looked like someone murdered a glitter pixie. I don't think this is unpopular.", ">\n\nPotty? Grow up", ">\n\n/r/gatekeeping", ">\n\nPerhaps the most banal version of it.", ">\n\n\"Critics who treat 'adult' as a term of approval, instead of as a merely descriptive term, cannot be adult themselves. To be concerned about being grown up, to admire the grown up because it is grown up, to blush at the suspicion of being childish; these things are the marks of childhood and adolescence. And in childhood and adolescence they are, in moderation, healthy symptoms. Young things ought to want to grow. But to carry on into middle life or even into early manhood this concern about being adult is a mark of really arrested development. When I was ten, I read fairy tales in secret and would have been ashamed if I had been found doing so. Now that I am fifty I read them openly. When I became a man I put away childish things, including the fear of childishness and the desire to be very grown up.\" -- C.S. Lewis", ">\n\nAnd that's why I bought bio degradable glitter. I freaking love sparkles but the planet is important. There's also edible glitter that I plan on getting eventually.", ">\n\nIts fun. But you'll definitely spill some and find it everywhere for a few weeks. Not as bad as regular glitter tho. And your poop looks fancy for a day.\nBut: Biodegradable is a lie, usually. It's only biodegradable under VERY specific circumstances that are not met in a landfill or even most bio waste composting plants. Burning it works just fine :D", ">\n\nThis is popular as fuck", ">\n\nThe fact that glitter both exists and is used says otherwise.", ">\n\nI exist and am used, but I'm not popular.", ">\n\nBut are you biodegradable?", ">\n\nEverything except my bones.", ">\n\nGlitter is terrible. Now, sparkly stuff that doesn't bleed onto everything is okay and enjoyable. But glitter that leaks onto everything and never goes away is so bad", ">\n\nIm like a crow.. i need the shiny in my life", ">\n\nSAME", ">\n\nThe largest purchaser of glitter worldwide actively hides the fact that they are the largest purchaser of glitter worldwide", ">\n\nHow are you going to put me out there like that?", ">\n\nSorry De_Nilla the world has to know what you use all of it for", ">\n\nMy 6 year old could not disagree with this comment more strongly.", ">\n\nMy 4 year old too. \nShe dropped a tiny little tub of glitter on the floor (yay Christmas presents!) in the dining room and even after sweeping and hoovering the floor is SPARKLY!", ">\n\nyou could turn on a good old fashioned Kirby, leave it running in one spot for a century, pick it up and it will still sparkle under it", ">\n\nGlitter is a horrific abomination and if any type of plastic should be banned, it should be glitter.", ">\n\nI see your point. But it is oh so wonderful to send an enemy a glitter bomb.", ">\n\nPeople actually have enemies? And fantasize about vengeful antics?\nI really need to get out more", ">\n\nI would say this is the most popular opinion ever posted on this thread. NO ONE is coming out in support of glitter.", ">\n\ni support glitter 😂", ">\n\nDownvote this person into oblivion ☝️", ">\n\nThats a downvote for you! Glitter rules!", ">\n\nI hope you get it stuck in your hard to reach places!", ">\n\nAnd you have a life with no happy sparklies!" ]

[ "Glitter is the herpes of the crafting world", ">\n\nMy sister used to say this, she actually mailed our aunt a joke card filled with glitter designed to gently explode upon opening. When our aunt called our house, my sister just told her she gave her “glitter herpes” to remember her by. Six years latter, our aunt still finds little shiny specs on her couch and shag carpeting.", ">\n\nI'm so sorry to hear about your sister. I assume your aunt murdered her?", ">\n\nI'm sorry to hear Marcus's auntie still keeps shag carpeting. So much the worse for the glitter too.", ">\n\nYou got that wrong, Marcus's auntie keeps shagging carpets", ">\n\nMunch munch munch", ">\n\nDrove Uber, woman dropped a handful of glitter in the back seats, pissed I wouldn’t make a pit stop I guess. Didn’t notice, quick pick up of two nicely dressed women all in black on the way to a church service for their elderly mom. They noticed after sitting down in it. Still took the ride. I wanted to die seeing their black sparkly butts go up the church walk. Screw glitter and all who use it.", ">\n\nI'm not a huge fan of glitter, but biodegradable glitter does exist and is common. I think non-biodegradable glitter should stop being used though.", ">\n\nIt still gets EVERYWHERE", ">\n\nI don’t like sand", ">\n\nIt's coarse and rough and irritating", ">\n\nNot like here. Here everything is soft, and smooth.", ">\n\nRepeat after me kids:\nGLITTER IS LITTER", ">\n\nG-litter\nGlorious litter \nIt's pretty\nIt's still litter.", ">\n\n\"pretty to look at\" is as good as glitter gets", ">\n\nOf course. No one told you to eat it", ">\n\nA lot of times it contains heavy metals too", ">\n\nNo wonder those bands in the 80s used to use a lot of it", ">\n\nGlitter is the herpes of the rock world.", ">\n\nI think herpes was still the herpes of the rock world back then... poor Pam.", ">\n\nGlitter is not allowed in my house \nI allowed it once and still can find traces of it to this day....", ">\n\nI had a phone case with glitter. The thing busted months ago and I'm STILL finding traces of it", ">\n\nI will assault anyone who thinks it’s funny to give me a glitter bomb as a joke gift", ">\n\nGlitter bombs are only acceptable for cheating exes", ">\n\nAnd porch pirates", ">\n\nI saw a prank video about that on YouTube", ">\n\nYeah Mark Rober did it for 5 years, pretty epic prank", ">\n\nAs someone who just wore an all glitter dress I got for Christmas to an out of state function, I hate glitter. I burned the dress after I got home. Literally everywhere I went I left a trail of glitter and I felt like the biggest asshole on the planet. I went to go potty and the stall looked like someone murdered a glitter pixie. I don't think this is unpopular.", ">\n\nPotty? Grow up", ">\n\n/r/gatekeeping", ">\n\nPerhaps the most banal version of it.", ">\n\n\"Critics who treat 'adult' as a term of approval, instead of as a merely descriptive term, cannot be adult themselves. To be concerned about being grown up, to admire the grown up because it is grown up, to blush at the suspicion of being childish; these things are the marks of childhood and adolescence. And in childhood and adolescence they are, in moderation, healthy symptoms. Young things ought to want to grow. But to carry on into middle life or even into early manhood this concern about being adult is a mark of really arrested development. When I was ten, I read fairy tales in secret and would have been ashamed if I had been found doing so. Now that I am fifty I read them openly. When I became a man I put away childish things, including the fear of childishness and the desire to be very grown up.\" -- C.S. Lewis", ">\n\nAnd that's why I bought bio degradable glitter. I freaking love sparkles but the planet is important. There's also edible glitter that I plan on getting eventually.", ">\n\nIts fun. But you'll definitely spill some and find it everywhere for a few weeks. Not as bad as regular glitter tho. And your poop looks fancy for a day.\nBut: Biodegradable is a lie, usually. It's only biodegradable under VERY specific circumstances that are not met in a landfill or even most bio waste composting plants. Burning it works just fine :D", ">\n\nThis is popular as fuck", ">\n\nThe fact that glitter both exists and is used says otherwise.", ">\n\nI exist and am used, but I'm not popular.", ">\n\nBut are you biodegradable?", ">\n\nEverything except my bones.", ">\n\nGlitter is terrible. Now, sparkly stuff that doesn't bleed onto everything is okay and enjoyable. But glitter that leaks onto everything and never goes away is so bad", ">\n\nIm like a crow.. i need the shiny in my life", ">\n\nSAME", ">\n\nThe largest purchaser of glitter worldwide actively hides the fact that they are the largest purchaser of glitter worldwide", ">\n\nHow are you going to put me out there like that?", ">\n\nSorry De_Nilla the world has to know what you use all of it for", ">\n\nMy 6 year old could not disagree with this comment more strongly.", ">\n\nMy 4 year old too. \nShe dropped a tiny little tub of glitter on the floor (yay Christmas presents!) in the dining room and even after sweeping and hoovering the floor is SPARKLY!", ">\n\nyou could turn on a good old fashioned Kirby, leave it running in one spot for a century, pick it up and it will still sparkle under it", ">\n\nGlitter is a horrific abomination and if any type of plastic should be banned, it should be glitter.", ">\n\nI see your point. But it is oh so wonderful to send an enemy a glitter bomb.", ">\n\nPeople actually have enemies? And fantasize about vengeful antics?\nI really need to get out more", ">\n\nI would say this is the most popular opinion ever posted on this thread. NO ONE is coming out in support of glitter.", ">\n\ni support glitter 😂", ">\n\nDownvote this person into oblivion ☝️", ">\n\nThats a downvote for you! Glitter rules!", ">\n\nI hope you get it stuck in your hard to reach places!", ">\n\nAnd you have a life with no happy sparklies!", ">\n\nNGL, I don't even care about the whole micro plastics thing that much, I just hate the mess it leaves in general, seems the second a kid spills glitter in a house you're going to be finding little specs of glitter all around the place until the end of time. (or the building burns down, whatever is first) Even with effort to clean it up some always manages to remain. \nThink a good way of telling if a house was ever owned by a family with kids is just to have a good look at the gaps between floor boards, skirting and what not, any glitter and you know kids have likely been there." ]

[ "Glitter is the herpes of the crafting world", ">\n\nMy sister used to say this, she actually mailed our aunt a joke card filled with glitter designed to gently explode upon opening. When our aunt called our house, my sister just told her she gave her “glitter herpes” to remember her by. Six years latter, our aunt still finds little shiny specs on her couch and shag carpeting.", ">\n\nI'm so sorry to hear about your sister. I assume your aunt murdered her?", ">\n\nI'm sorry to hear Marcus's auntie still keeps shag carpeting. So much the worse for the glitter too.", ">\n\nYou got that wrong, Marcus's auntie keeps shagging carpets", ">\n\nMunch munch munch", ">\n\nDrove Uber, woman dropped a handful of glitter in the back seats, pissed I wouldn’t make a pit stop I guess. Didn’t notice, quick pick up of two nicely dressed women all in black on the way to a church service for their elderly mom. They noticed after sitting down in it. Still took the ride. I wanted to die seeing their black sparkly butts go up the church walk. Screw glitter and all who use it.", ">\n\nI'm not a huge fan of glitter, but biodegradable glitter does exist and is common. I think non-biodegradable glitter should stop being used though.", ">\n\nIt still gets EVERYWHERE", ">\n\nI don’t like sand", ">\n\nIt's coarse and rough and irritating", ">\n\nNot like here. Here everything is soft, and smooth.", ">\n\nRepeat after me kids:\nGLITTER IS LITTER", ">\n\nG-litter\nGlorious litter \nIt's pretty\nIt's still litter.", ">\n\n\"pretty to look at\" is as good as glitter gets", ">\n\nOf course. No one told you to eat it", ">\n\nA lot of times it contains heavy metals too", ">\n\nNo wonder those bands in the 80s used to use a lot of it", ">\n\nGlitter is the herpes of the rock world.", ">\n\nI think herpes was still the herpes of the rock world back then... poor Pam.", ">\n\nGlitter is not allowed in my house \nI allowed it once and still can find traces of it to this day....", ">\n\nI had a phone case with glitter. The thing busted months ago and I'm STILL finding traces of it", ">\n\nI will assault anyone who thinks it’s funny to give me a glitter bomb as a joke gift", ">\n\nGlitter bombs are only acceptable for cheating exes", ">\n\nAnd porch pirates", ">\n\nI saw a prank video about that on YouTube", ">\n\nYeah Mark Rober did it for 5 years, pretty epic prank", ">\n\nAs someone who just wore an all glitter dress I got for Christmas to an out of state function, I hate glitter. I burned the dress after I got home. Literally everywhere I went I left a trail of glitter and I felt like the biggest asshole on the planet. I went to go potty and the stall looked like someone murdered a glitter pixie. I don't think this is unpopular.", ">\n\nPotty? Grow up", ">\n\n/r/gatekeeping", ">\n\nPerhaps the most banal version of it.", ">\n\n\"Critics who treat 'adult' as a term of approval, instead of as a merely descriptive term, cannot be adult themselves. To be concerned about being grown up, to admire the grown up because it is grown up, to blush at the suspicion of being childish; these things are the marks of childhood and adolescence. And in childhood and adolescence they are, in moderation, healthy symptoms. Young things ought to want to grow. But to carry on into middle life or even into early manhood this concern about being adult is a mark of really arrested development. When I was ten, I read fairy tales in secret and would have been ashamed if I had been found doing so. Now that I am fifty I read them openly. When I became a man I put away childish things, including the fear of childishness and the desire to be very grown up.\" -- C.S. Lewis", ">\n\nAnd that's why I bought bio degradable glitter. I freaking love sparkles but the planet is important. There's also edible glitter that I plan on getting eventually.", ">\n\nIts fun. But you'll definitely spill some and find it everywhere for a few weeks. Not as bad as regular glitter tho. And your poop looks fancy for a day.\nBut: Biodegradable is a lie, usually. It's only biodegradable under VERY specific circumstances that are not met in a landfill or even most bio waste composting plants. Burning it works just fine :D", ">\n\nThis is popular as fuck", ">\n\nThe fact that glitter both exists and is used says otherwise.", ">\n\nI exist and am used, but I'm not popular.", ">\n\nBut are you biodegradable?", ">\n\nEverything except my bones.", ">\n\nGlitter is terrible. Now, sparkly stuff that doesn't bleed onto everything is okay and enjoyable. But glitter that leaks onto everything and never goes away is so bad", ">\n\nIm like a crow.. i need the shiny in my life", ">\n\nSAME", ">\n\nThe largest purchaser of glitter worldwide actively hides the fact that they are the largest purchaser of glitter worldwide", ">\n\nHow are you going to put me out there like that?", ">\n\nSorry De_Nilla the world has to know what you use all of it for", ">\n\nMy 6 year old could not disagree with this comment more strongly.", ">\n\nMy 4 year old too. \nShe dropped a tiny little tub of glitter on the floor (yay Christmas presents!) in the dining room and even after sweeping and hoovering the floor is SPARKLY!", ">\n\nyou could turn on a good old fashioned Kirby, leave it running in one spot for a century, pick it up and it will still sparkle under it", ">\n\nGlitter is a horrific abomination and if any type of plastic should be banned, it should be glitter.", ">\n\nI see your point. But it is oh so wonderful to send an enemy a glitter bomb.", ">\n\nPeople actually have enemies? And fantasize about vengeful antics?\nI really need to get out more", ">\n\nI would say this is the most popular opinion ever posted on this thread. NO ONE is coming out in support of glitter.", ">\n\ni support glitter 😂", ">\n\nDownvote this person into oblivion ☝️", ">\n\nThats a downvote for you! Glitter rules!", ">\n\nI hope you get it stuck in your hard to reach places!", ">\n\nAnd you have a life with no happy sparklies!", ">\n\nNGL, I don't even care about the whole micro plastics thing that much, I just hate the mess it leaves in general, seems the second a kid spills glitter in a house you're going to be finding little specs of glitter all around the place until the end of time. (or the building burns down, whatever is first) Even with effort to clean it up some always manages to remain. \nThink a good way of telling if a house was ever owned by a family with kids is just to have a good look at the gaps between floor boards, skirting and what not, any glitter and you know kids have likely been there.", ">\n\nI'm an artist who works with glitter and resin, and you're all absolutely correct. It's a plague, and I love it. Studio floors are gorgeous, but it gets places I haven't been, ever. It's in my boyfriends welding helmet, and that doesn't come home." ]

[ "Glitter is the herpes of the crafting world", ">\n\nMy sister used to say this, she actually mailed our aunt a joke card filled with glitter designed to gently explode upon opening. When our aunt called our house, my sister just told her she gave her “glitter herpes” to remember her by. Six years latter, our aunt still finds little shiny specs on her couch and shag carpeting.", ">\n\nI'm so sorry to hear about your sister. I assume your aunt murdered her?", ">\n\nI'm sorry to hear Marcus's auntie still keeps shag carpeting. So much the worse for the glitter too.", ">\n\nYou got that wrong, Marcus's auntie keeps shagging carpets", ">\n\nMunch munch munch", ">\n\nDrove Uber, woman dropped a handful of glitter in the back seats, pissed I wouldn’t make a pit stop I guess. Didn’t notice, quick pick up of two nicely dressed women all in black on the way to a church service for their elderly mom. They noticed after sitting down in it. Still took the ride. I wanted to die seeing their black sparkly butts go up the church walk. Screw glitter and all who use it.", ">\n\nI'm not a huge fan of glitter, but biodegradable glitter does exist and is common. I think non-biodegradable glitter should stop being used though.", ">\n\nIt still gets EVERYWHERE", ">\n\nI don’t like sand", ">\n\nIt's coarse and rough and irritating", ">\n\nNot like here. Here everything is soft, and smooth.", ">\n\nRepeat after me kids:\nGLITTER IS LITTER", ">\n\nG-litter\nGlorious litter \nIt's pretty\nIt's still litter.", ">\n\n\"pretty to look at\" is as good as glitter gets", ">\n\nOf course. No one told you to eat it", ">\n\nA lot of times it contains heavy metals too", ">\n\nNo wonder those bands in the 80s used to use a lot of it", ">\n\nGlitter is the herpes of the rock world.", ">\n\nI think herpes was still the herpes of the rock world back then... poor Pam.", ">\n\nGlitter is not allowed in my house \nI allowed it once and still can find traces of it to this day....", ">\n\nI had a phone case with glitter. The thing busted months ago and I'm STILL finding traces of it", ">\n\nI will assault anyone who thinks it’s funny to give me a glitter bomb as a joke gift", ">\n\nGlitter bombs are only acceptable for cheating exes", ">\n\nAnd porch pirates", ">\n\nI saw a prank video about that on YouTube", ">\n\nYeah Mark Rober did it for 5 years, pretty epic prank", ">\n\nAs someone who just wore an all glitter dress I got for Christmas to an out of state function, I hate glitter. I burned the dress after I got home. Literally everywhere I went I left a trail of glitter and I felt like the biggest asshole on the planet. I went to go potty and the stall looked like someone murdered a glitter pixie. I don't think this is unpopular.", ">\n\nPotty? Grow up", ">\n\n/r/gatekeeping", ">\n\nPerhaps the most banal version of it.", ">\n\n\"Critics who treat 'adult' as a term of approval, instead of as a merely descriptive term, cannot be adult themselves. To be concerned about being grown up, to admire the grown up because it is grown up, to blush at the suspicion of being childish; these things are the marks of childhood and adolescence. And in childhood and adolescence they are, in moderation, healthy symptoms. Young things ought to want to grow. But to carry on into middle life or even into early manhood this concern about being adult is a mark of really arrested development. When I was ten, I read fairy tales in secret and would have been ashamed if I had been found doing so. Now that I am fifty I read them openly. When I became a man I put away childish things, including the fear of childishness and the desire to be very grown up.\" -- C.S. Lewis", ">\n\nAnd that's why I bought bio degradable glitter. I freaking love sparkles but the planet is important. There's also edible glitter that I plan on getting eventually.", ">\n\nIts fun. But you'll definitely spill some and find it everywhere for a few weeks. Not as bad as regular glitter tho. And your poop looks fancy for a day.\nBut: Biodegradable is a lie, usually. It's only biodegradable under VERY specific circumstances that are not met in a landfill or even most bio waste composting plants. Burning it works just fine :D", ">\n\nThis is popular as fuck", ">\n\nThe fact that glitter both exists and is used says otherwise.", ">\n\nI exist and am used, but I'm not popular.", ">\n\nBut are you biodegradable?", ">\n\nEverything except my bones.", ">\n\nGlitter is terrible. Now, sparkly stuff that doesn't bleed onto everything is okay and enjoyable. But glitter that leaks onto everything and never goes away is so bad", ">\n\nIm like a crow.. i need the shiny in my life", ">\n\nSAME", ">\n\nThe largest purchaser of glitter worldwide actively hides the fact that they are the largest purchaser of glitter worldwide", ">\n\nHow are you going to put me out there like that?", ">\n\nSorry De_Nilla the world has to know what you use all of it for", ">\n\nMy 6 year old could not disagree with this comment more strongly.", ">\n\nMy 4 year old too. \nShe dropped a tiny little tub of glitter on the floor (yay Christmas presents!) in the dining room and even after sweeping and hoovering the floor is SPARKLY!", ">\n\nyou could turn on a good old fashioned Kirby, leave it running in one spot for a century, pick it up and it will still sparkle under it", ">\n\nGlitter is a horrific abomination and if any type of plastic should be banned, it should be glitter.", ">\n\nI see your point. But it is oh so wonderful to send an enemy a glitter bomb.", ">\n\nPeople actually have enemies? And fantasize about vengeful antics?\nI really need to get out more", ">\n\nI would say this is the most popular opinion ever posted on this thread. NO ONE is coming out in support of glitter.", ">\n\ni support glitter 😂", ">\n\nDownvote this person into oblivion ☝️", ">\n\nThats a downvote for you! Glitter rules!", ">\n\nI hope you get it stuck in your hard to reach places!", ">\n\nAnd you have a life with no happy sparklies!", ">\n\nNGL, I don't even care about the whole micro plastics thing that much, I just hate the mess it leaves in general, seems the second a kid spills glitter in a house you're going to be finding little specs of glitter all around the place until the end of time. (or the building burns down, whatever is first) Even with effort to clean it up some always manages to remain. \nThink a good way of telling if a house was ever owned by a family with kids is just to have a good look at the gaps between floor boards, skirting and what not, any glitter and you know kids have likely been there.", ">\n\nI'm an artist who works with glitter and resin, and you're all absolutely correct. It's a plague, and I love it. Studio floors are gorgeous, but it gets places I haven't been, ever. It's in my boyfriends welding helmet, and that doesn't come home.", ">\n\nI have 3 daughters and especially when they were younger it seemed like there was glitter everywhere in our house. Well I get a call from my sister who was part angry part couldn't stop laughing. I had given her some leftover infant diapers we had, and she was at the doctors with her recently born son.\nDuring the check up she saw a strange look come over the Docs face, concerned she moved to see what was going on and was horrified to see her sons balls sparkling with glitter.\nGlitter is trash, and gets EVERYWHERE." ]

[ "Glitter is the herpes of the crafting world", ">\n\nMy sister used to say this, she actually mailed our aunt a joke card filled with glitter designed to gently explode upon opening. When our aunt called our house, my sister just told her she gave her “glitter herpes” to remember her by. Six years latter, our aunt still finds little shiny specs on her couch and shag carpeting.", ">\n\nI'm so sorry to hear about your sister. I assume your aunt murdered her?", ">\n\nI'm sorry to hear Marcus's auntie still keeps shag carpeting. So much the worse for the glitter too.", ">\n\nYou got that wrong, Marcus's auntie keeps shagging carpets", ">\n\nMunch munch munch", ">\n\nDrove Uber, woman dropped a handful of glitter in the back seats, pissed I wouldn’t make a pit stop I guess. Didn’t notice, quick pick up of two nicely dressed women all in black on the way to a church service for their elderly mom. They noticed after sitting down in it. Still took the ride. I wanted to die seeing their black sparkly butts go up the church walk. Screw glitter and all who use it.", ">\n\nI'm not a huge fan of glitter, but biodegradable glitter does exist and is common. I think non-biodegradable glitter should stop being used though.", ">\n\nIt still gets EVERYWHERE", ">\n\nI don’t like sand", ">\n\nIt's coarse and rough and irritating", ">\n\nNot like here. Here everything is soft, and smooth.", ">\n\nRepeat after me kids:\nGLITTER IS LITTER", ">\n\nG-litter\nGlorious litter \nIt's pretty\nIt's still litter.", ">\n\n\"pretty to look at\" is as good as glitter gets", ">\n\nOf course. No one told you to eat it", ">\n\nA lot of times it contains heavy metals too", ">\n\nNo wonder those bands in the 80s used to use a lot of it", ">\n\nGlitter is the herpes of the rock world.", ">\n\nI think herpes was still the herpes of the rock world back then... poor Pam.", ">\n\nGlitter is not allowed in my house \nI allowed it once and still can find traces of it to this day....", ">\n\nI had a phone case with glitter. The thing busted months ago and I'm STILL finding traces of it", ">\n\nI will assault anyone who thinks it’s funny to give me a glitter bomb as a joke gift", ">\n\nGlitter bombs are only acceptable for cheating exes", ">\n\nAnd porch pirates", ">\n\nI saw a prank video about that on YouTube", ">\n\nYeah Mark Rober did it for 5 years, pretty epic prank", ">\n\nAs someone who just wore an all glitter dress I got for Christmas to an out of state function, I hate glitter. I burned the dress after I got home. Literally everywhere I went I left a trail of glitter and I felt like the biggest asshole on the planet. I went to go potty and the stall looked like someone murdered a glitter pixie. I don't think this is unpopular.", ">\n\nPotty? Grow up", ">\n\n/r/gatekeeping", ">\n\nPerhaps the most banal version of it.", ">\n\n\"Critics who treat 'adult' as a term of approval, instead of as a merely descriptive term, cannot be adult themselves. To be concerned about being grown up, to admire the grown up because it is grown up, to blush at the suspicion of being childish; these things are the marks of childhood and adolescence. And in childhood and adolescence they are, in moderation, healthy symptoms. Young things ought to want to grow. But to carry on into middle life or even into early manhood this concern about being adult is a mark of really arrested development. When I was ten, I read fairy tales in secret and would have been ashamed if I had been found doing so. Now that I am fifty I read them openly. When I became a man I put away childish things, including the fear of childishness and the desire to be very grown up.\" -- C.S. Lewis", ">\n\nAnd that's why I bought bio degradable glitter. I freaking love sparkles but the planet is important. There's also edible glitter that I plan on getting eventually.", ">\n\nIts fun. But you'll definitely spill some and find it everywhere for a few weeks. Not as bad as regular glitter tho. And your poop looks fancy for a day.\nBut: Biodegradable is a lie, usually. It's only biodegradable under VERY specific circumstances that are not met in a landfill or even most bio waste composting plants. Burning it works just fine :D", ">\n\nThis is popular as fuck", ">\n\nThe fact that glitter both exists and is used says otherwise.", ">\n\nI exist and am used, but I'm not popular.", ">\n\nBut are you biodegradable?", ">\n\nEverything except my bones.", ">\n\nGlitter is terrible. Now, sparkly stuff that doesn't bleed onto everything is okay and enjoyable. But glitter that leaks onto everything and never goes away is so bad", ">\n\nIm like a crow.. i need the shiny in my life", ">\n\nSAME", ">\n\nThe largest purchaser of glitter worldwide actively hides the fact that they are the largest purchaser of glitter worldwide", ">\n\nHow are you going to put me out there like that?", ">\n\nSorry De_Nilla the world has to know what you use all of it for", ">\n\nMy 6 year old could not disagree with this comment more strongly.", ">\n\nMy 4 year old too. \nShe dropped a tiny little tub of glitter on the floor (yay Christmas presents!) in the dining room and even after sweeping and hoovering the floor is SPARKLY!", ">\n\nyou could turn on a good old fashioned Kirby, leave it running in one spot for a century, pick it up and it will still sparkle under it", ">\n\nGlitter is a horrific abomination and if any type of plastic should be banned, it should be glitter.", ">\n\nI see your point. But it is oh so wonderful to send an enemy a glitter bomb.", ">\n\nPeople actually have enemies? And fantasize about vengeful antics?\nI really need to get out more", ">\n\nI would say this is the most popular opinion ever posted on this thread. NO ONE is coming out in support of glitter.", ">\n\ni support glitter 😂", ">\n\nDownvote this person into oblivion ☝️", ">\n\nThats a downvote for you! Glitter rules!", ">\n\nI hope you get it stuck in your hard to reach places!", ">\n\nAnd you have a life with no happy sparklies!", ">\n\nNGL, I don't even care about the whole micro plastics thing that much, I just hate the mess it leaves in general, seems the second a kid spills glitter in a house you're going to be finding little specs of glitter all around the place until the end of time. (or the building burns down, whatever is first) Even with effort to clean it up some always manages to remain. \nThink a good way of telling if a house was ever owned by a family with kids is just to have a good look at the gaps between floor boards, skirting and what not, any glitter and you know kids have likely been there.", ">\n\nI'm an artist who works with glitter and resin, and you're all absolutely correct. It's a plague, and I love it. Studio floors are gorgeous, but it gets places I haven't been, ever. It's in my boyfriends welding helmet, and that doesn't come home.", ">\n\nI have 3 daughters and especially when they were younger it seemed like there was glitter everywhere in our house. Well I get a call from my sister who was part angry part couldn't stop laughing. I had given her some leftover infant diapers we had, and she was at the doctors with her recently born son.\nDuring the check up she saw a strange look come over the Docs face, concerned she moved to see what was going on and was horrified to see her sons balls sparkling with glitter.\nGlitter is trash, and gets EVERYWHERE.", ">\n\nWe buy stupid vinyl records that are damage the first time you use them, instead of CDs. CD s are just music delivery system. People buy non stick pans, which are disposable, as opposed to a stainless steel pans which will out last your grandchildren. People buy expensive cell phones that you throw out when the battery is dead. I have five working computers, that they turned off the operating systems. They say people buy fast fashion. Hell, I can't but anything else. I can live with the glitter." ]

[ "Glitter is the herpes of the crafting world", ">\n\nMy sister used to say this, she actually mailed our aunt a joke card filled with glitter designed to gently explode upon opening. When our aunt called our house, my sister just told her she gave her “glitter herpes” to remember her by. Six years latter, our aunt still finds little shiny specs on her couch and shag carpeting.", ">\n\nI'm so sorry to hear about your sister. I assume your aunt murdered her?", ">\n\nI'm sorry to hear Marcus's auntie still keeps shag carpeting. So much the worse for the glitter too.", ">\n\nYou got that wrong, Marcus's auntie keeps shagging carpets", ">\n\nMunch munch munch", ">\n\nDrove Uber, woman dropped a handful of glitter in the back seats, pissed I wouldn’t make a pit stop I guess. Didn’t notice, quick pick up of two nicely dressed women all in black on the way to a church service for their elderly mom. They noticed after sitting down in it. Still took the ride. I wanted to die seeing their black sparkly butts go up the church walk. Screw glitter and all who use it.", ">\n\nI'm not a huge fan of glitter, but biodegradable glitter does exist and is common. I think non-biodegradable glitter should stop being used though.", ">\n\nIt still gets EVERYWHERE", ">\n\nI don’t like sand", ">\n\nIt's coarse and rough and irritating", ">\n\nNot like here. Here everything is soft, and smooth.", ">\n\nRepeat after me kids:\nGLITTER IS LITTER", ">\n\nG-litter\nGlorious litter \nIt's pretty\nIt's still litter.", ">\n\n\"pretty to look at\" is as good as glitter gets", ">\n\nOf course. No one told you to eat it", ">\n\nA lot of times it contains heavy metals too", ">\n\nNo wonder those bands in the 80s used to use a lot of it", ">\n\nGlitter is the herpes of the rock world.", ">\n\nI think herpes was still the herpes of the rock world back then... poor Pam.", ">\n\nGlitter is not allowed in my house \nI allowed it once and still can find traces of it to this day....", ">\n\nI had a phone case with glitter. The thing busted months ago and I'm STILL finding traces of it", ">\n\nI will assault anyone who thinks it’s funny to give me a glitter bomb as a joke gift", ">\n\nGlitter bombs are only acceptable for cheating exes", ">\n\nAnd porch pirates", ">\n\nI saw a prank video about that on YouTube", ">\n\nYeah Mark Rober did it for 5 years, pretty epic prank", ">\n\nAs someone who just wore an all glitter dress I got for Christmas to an out of state function, I hate glitter. I burned the dress after I got home. Literally everywhere I went I left a trail of glitter and I felt like the biggest asshole on the planet. I went to go potty and the stall looked like someone murdered a glitter pixie. I don't think this is unpopular.", ">\n\nPotty? Grow up", ">\n\n/r/gatekeeping", ">\n\nPerhaps the most banal version of it.", ">\n\n\"Critics who treat 'adult' as a term of approval, instead of as a merely descriptive term, cannot be adult themselves. To be concerned about being grown up, to admire the grown up because it is grown up, to blush at the suspicion of being childish; these things are the marks of childhood and adolescence. And in childhood and adolescence they are, in moderation, healthy symptoms. Young things ought to want to grow. But to carry on into middle life or even into early manhood this concern about being adult is a mark of really arrested development. When I was ten, I read fairy tales in secret and would have been ashamed if I had been found doing so. Now that I am fifty I read them openly. When I became a man I put away childish things, including the fear of childishness and the desire to be very grown up.\" -- C.S. Lewis", ">\n\nAnd that's why I bought bio degradable glitter. I freaking love sparkles but the planet is important. There's also edible glitter that I plan on getting eventually.", ">\n\nIts fun. But you'll definitely spill some and find it everywhere for a few weeks. Not as bad as regular glitter tho. And your poop looks fancy for a day.\nBut: Biodegradable is a lie, usually. It's only biodegradable under VERY specific circumstances that are not met in a landfill or even most bio waste composting plants. Burning it works just fine :D", ">\n\nThis is popular as fuck", ">\n\nThe fact that glitter both exists and is used says otherwise.", ">\n\nI exist and am used, but I'm not popular.", ">\n\nBut are you biodegradable?", ">\n\nEverything except my bones.", ">\n\nGlitter is terrible. Now, sparkly stuff that doesn't bleed onto everything is okay and enjoyable. But glitter that leaks onto everything and never goes away is so bad", ">\n\nIm like a crow.. i need the shiny in my life", ">\n\nSAME", ">\n\nThe largest purchaser of glitter worldwide actively hides the fact that they are the largest purchaser of glitter worldwide", ">\n\nHow are you going to put me out there like that?", ">\n\nSorry De_Nilla the world has to know what you use all of it for", ">\n\nMy 6 year old could not disagree with this comment more strongly.", ">\n\nMy 4 year old too. \nShe dropped a tiny little tub of glitter on the floor (yay Christmas presents!) in the dining room and even after sweeping and hoovering the floor is SPARKLY!", ">\n\nyou could turn on a good old fashioned Kirby, leave it running in one spot for a century, pick it up and it will still sparkle under it", ">\n\nGlitter is a horrific abomination and if any type of plastic should be banned, it should be glitter.", ">\n\nI see your point. But it is oh so wonderful to send an enemy a glitter bomb.", ">\n\nPeople actually have enemies? And fantasize about vengeful antics?\nI really need to get out more", ">\n\nI would say this is the most popular opinion ever posted on this thread. NO ONE is coming out in support of glitter.", ">\n\ni support glitter 😂", ">\n\nDownvote this person into oblivion ☝️", ">\n\nThats a downvote for you! Glitter rules!", ">\n\nI hope you get it stuck in your hard to reach places!", ">\n\nAnd you have a life with no happy sparklies!", ">\n\nNGL, I don't even care about the whole micro plastics thing that much, I just hate the mess it leaves in general, seems the second a kid spills glitter in a house you're going to be finding little specs of glitter all around the place until the end of time. (or the building burns down, whatever is first) Even with effort to clean it up some always manages to remain. \nThink a good way of telling if a house was ever owned by a family with kids is just to have a good look at the gaps between floor boards, skirting and what not, any glitter and you know kids have likely been there.", ">\n\nI'm an artist who works with glitter and resin, and you're all absolutely correct. It's a plague, and I love it. Studio floors are gorgeous, but it gets places I haven't been, ever. It's in my boyfriends welding helmet, and that doesn't come home.", ">\n\nI have 3 daughters and especially when they were younger it seemed like there was glitter everywhere in our house. Well I get a call from my sister who was part angry part couldn't stop laughing. I had given her some leftover infant diapers we had, and she was at the doctors with her recently born son.\nDuring the check up she saw a strange look come over the Docs face, concerned she moved to see what was going on and was horrified to see her sons balls sparkling with glitter.\nGlitter is trash, and gets EVERYWHERE.", ">\n\nWe buy stupid vinyl records that are damage the first time you use them, instead of CDs. CD s are just music delivery system. People buy non stick pans, which are disposable, as opposed to a stainless steel pans which will out last your grandchildren. People buy expensive cell phones that you throw out when the battery is dead. I have five working computers, that they turned off the operating systems. They say people buy fast fashion. Hell, I can't but anything else. I can live with the glitter.", ">\n\nI had my MacBook for 10 years. Still worked perfectly. But I couldn’t update it anymore. Roughly 6 months later, none of the apps I was trying to run would work anymore. So I had to get a new one. I didn’t need a new one. It was annoying. I like my current MacBook but I’m annoyed that I even have to have it." ]

[ "Glitter is the herpes of the crafting world", ">\n\nMy sister used to say this, she actually mailed our aunt a joke card filled with glitter designed to gently explode upon opening. When our aunt called our house, my sister just told her she gave her “glitter herpes” to remember her by. Six years latter, our aunt still finds little shiny specs on her couch and shag carpeting.", ">\n\nI'm so sorry to hear about your sister. I assume your aunt murdered her?", ">\n\nI'm sorry to hear Marcus's auntie still keeps shag carpeting. So much the worse for the glitter too.", ">\n\nYou got that wrong, Marcus's auntie keeps shagging carpets", ">\n\nMunch munch munch", ">\n\nDrove Uber, woman dropped a handful of glitter in the back seats, pissed I wouldn’t make a pit stop I guess. Didn’t notice, quick pick up of two nicely dressed women all in black on the way to a church service for their elderly mom. They noticed after sitting down in it. Still took the ride. I wanted to die seeing their black sparkly butts go up the church walk. Screw glitter and all who use it.", ">\n\nI'm not a huge fan of glitter, but biodegradable glitter does exist and is common. I think non-biodegradable glitter should stop being used though.", ">\n\nIt still gets EVERYWHERE", ">\n\nI don’t like sand", ">\n\nIt's coarse and rough and irritating", ">\n\nNot like here. Here everything is soft, and smooth.", ">\n\nRepeat after me kids:\nGLITTER IS LITTER", ">\n\nG-litter\nGlorious litter \nIt's pretty\nIt's still litter.", ">\n\n\"pretty to look at\" is as good as glitter gets", ">\n\nOf course. No one told you to eat it", ">\n\nA lot of times it contains heavy metals too", ">\n\nNo wonder those bands in the 80s used to use a lot of it", ">\n\nGlitter is the herpes of the rock world.", ">\n\nI think herpes was still the herpes of the rock world back then... poor Pam.", ">\n\nGlitter is not allowed in my house \nI allowed it once and still can find traces of it to this day....", ">\n\nI had a phone case with glitter. The thing busted months ago and I'm STILL finding traces of it", ">\n\nI will assault anyone who thinks it’s funny to give me a glitter bomb as a joke gift", ">\n\nGlitter bombs are only acceptable for cheating exes", ">\n\nAnd porch pirates", ">\n\nI saw a prank video about that on YouTube", ">\n\nYeah Mark Rober did it for 5 years, pretty epic prank", ">\n\nAs someone who just wore an all glitter dress I got for Christmas to an out of state function, I hate glitter. I burned the dress after I got home. Literally everywhere I went I left a trail of glitter and I felt like the biggest asshole on the planet. I went to go potty and the stall looked like someone murdered a glitter pixie. I don't think this is unpopular.", ">\n\nPotty? Grow up", ">\n\n/r/gatekeeping", ">\n\nPerhaps the most banal version of it.", ">\n\n\"Critics who treat 'adult' as a term of approval, instead of as a merely descriptive term, cannot be adult themselves. To be concerned about being grown up, to admire the grown up because it is grown up, to blush at the suspicion of being childish; these things are the marks of childhood and adolescence. And in childhood and adolescence they are, in moderation, healthy symptoms. Young things ought to want to grow. But to carry on into middle life or even into early manhood this concern about being adult is a mark of really arrested development. When I was ten, I read fairy tales in secret and would have been ashamed if I had been found doing so. Now that I am fifty I read them openly. When I became a man I put away childish things, including the fear of childishness and the desire to be very grown up.\" -- C.S. Lewis", ">\n\nAnd that's why I bought bio degradable glitter. I freaking love sparkles but the planet is important. There's also edible glitter that I plan on getting eventually.", ">\n\nIts fun. But you'll definitely spill some and find it everywhere for a few weeks. Not as bad as regular glitter tho. And your poop looks fancy for a day.\nBut: Biodegradable is a lie, usually. It's only biodegradable under VERY specific circumstances that are not met in a landfill or even most bio waste composting plants. Burning it works just fine :D", ">\n\nThis is popular as fuck", ">\n\nThe fact that glitter both exists and is used says otherwise.", ">\n\nI exist and am used, but I'm not popular.", ">\n\nBut are you biodegradable?", ">\n\nEverything except my bones.", ">\n\nGlitter is terrible. Now, sparkly stuff that doesn't bleed onto everything is okay and enjoyable. But glitter that leaks onto everything and never goes away is so bad", ">\n\nIm like a crow.. i need the shiny in my life", ">\n\nSAME", ">\n\nThe largest purchaser of glitter worldwide actively hides the fact that they are the largest purchaser of glitter worldwide", ">\n\nHow are you going to put me out there like that?", ">\n\nSorry De_Nilla the world has to know what you use all of it for", ">\n\nMy 6 year old could not disagree with this comment more strongly.", ">\n\nMy 4 year old too. \nShe dropped a tiny little tub of glitter on the floor (yay Christmas presents!) in the dining room and even after sweeping and hoovering the floor is SPARKLY!", ">\n\nyou could turn on a good old fashioned Kirby, leave it running in one spot for a century, pick it up and it will still sparkle under it", ">\n\nGlitter is a horrific abomination and if any type of plastic should be banned, it should be glitter.", ">\n\nI see your point. But it is oh so wonderful to send an enemy a glitter bomb.", ">\n\nPeople actually have enemies? And fantasize about vengeful antics?\nI really need to get out more", ">\n\nI would say this is the most popular opinion ever posted on this thread. NO ONE is coming out in support of glitter.", ">\n\ni support glitter 😂", ">\n\nDownvote this person into oblivion ☝️", ">\n\nThats a downvote for you! Glitter rules!", ">\n\nI hope you get it stuck in your hard to reach places!", ">\n\nAnd you have a life with no happy sparklies!", ">\n\nNGL, I don't even care about the whole micro plastics thing that much, I just hate the mess it leaves in general, seems the second a kid spills glitter in a house you're going to be finding little specs of glitter all around the place until the end of time. (or the building burns down, whatever is first) Even with effort to clean it up some always manages to remain. \nThink a good way of telling if a house was ever owned by a family with kids is just to have a good look at the gaps between floor boards, skirting and what not, any glitter and you know kids have likely been there.", ">\n\nI'm an artist who works with glitter and resin, and you're all absolutely correct. It's a plague, and I love it. Studio floors are gorgeous, but it gets places I haven't been, ever. It's in my boyfriends welding helmet, and that doesn't come home.", ">\n\nI have 3 daughters and especially when they were younger it seemed like there was glitter everywhere in our house. Well I get a call from my sister who was part angry part couldn't stop laughing. I had given her some leftover infant diapers we had, and she was at the doctors with her recently born son.\nDuring the check up she saw a strange look come over the Docs face, concerned she moved to see what was going on and was horrified to see her sons balls sparkling with glitter.\nGlitter is trash, and gets EVERYWHERE.", ">\n\nWe buy stupid vinyl records that are damage the first time you use them, instead of CDs. CD s are just music delivery system. People buy non stick pans, which are disposable, as opposed to a stainless steel pans which will out last your grandchildren. People buy expensive cell phones that you throw out when the battery is dead. I have five working computers, that they turned off the operating systems. They say people buy fast fashion. Hell, I can't but anything else. I can live with the glitter.", ">\n\nI had my MacBook for 10 years. Still worked perfectly. But I couldn’t update it anymore. Roughly 6 months later, none of the apps I was trying to run would work anymore. So I had to get a new one. I didn’t need a new one. It was annoying. I like my current MacBook but I’m annoyed that I even have to have it.", ">\n\nthis sub needs an update it's littered with popular opinions" ]

[ "Glitter is the herpes of the crafting world", ">\n\nMy sister used to say this, she actually mailed our aunt a joke card filled with glitter designed to gently explode upon opening. When our aunt called our house, my sister just told her she gave her “glitter herpes” to remember her by. Six years latter, our aunt still finds little shiny specs on her couch and shag carpeting.", ">\n\nI'm so sorry to hear about your sister. I assume your aunt murdered her?", ">\n\nI'm sorry to hear Marcus's auntie still keeps shag carpeting. So much the worse for the glitter too.", ">\n\nYou got that wrong, Marcus's auntie keeps shagging carpets", ">\n\nMunch munch munch", ">\n\nDrove Uber, woman dropped a handful of glitter in the back seats, pissed I wouldn’t make a pit stop I guess. Didn’t notice, quick pick up of two nicely dressed women all in black on the way to a church service for their elderly mom. They noticed after sitting down in it. Still took the ride. I wanted to die seeing their black sparkly butts go up the church walk. Screw glitter and all who use it.", ">\n\nI'm not a huge fan of glitter, but biodegradable glitter does exist and is common. I think non-biodegradable glitter should stop being used though.", ">\n\nIt still gets EVERYWHERE", ">\n\nI don’t like sand", ">\n\nIt's coarse and rough and irritating", ">\n\nNot like here. Here everything is soft, and smooth.", ">\n\nRepeat after me kids:\nGLITTER IS LITTER", ">\n\nG-litter\nGlorious litter \nIt's pretty\nIt's still litter.", ">\n\n\"pretty to look at\" is as good as glitter gets", ">\n\nOf course. No one told you to eat it", ">\n\nA lot of times it contains heavy metals too", ">\n\nNo wonder those bands in the 80s used to use a lot of it", ">\n\nGlitter is the herpes of the rock world.", ">\n\nI think herpes was still the herpes of the rock world back then... poor Pam.", ">\n\nGlitter is not allowed in my house \nI allowed it once and still can find traces of it to this day....", ">\n\nI had a phone case with glitter. The thing busted months ago and I'm STILL finding traces of it", ">\n\nI will assault anyone who thinks it’s funny to give me a glitter bomb as a joke gift", ">\n\nGlitter bombs are only acceptable for cheating exes", ">\n\nAnd porch pirates", ">\n\nI saw a prank video about that on YouTube", ">\n\nYeah Mark Rober did it for 5 years, pretty epic prank", ">\n\nAs someone who just wore an all glitter dress I got for Christmas to an out of state function, I hate glitter. I burned the dress after I got home. Literally everywhere I went I left a trail of glitter and I felt like the biggest asshole on the planet. I went to go potty and the stall looked like someone murdered a glitter pixie. I don't think this is unpopular.", ">\n\nPotty? Grow up", ">\n\n/r/gatekeeping", ">\n\nPerhaps the most banal version of it.", ">\n\n\"Critics who treat 'adult' as a term of approval, instead of as a merely descriptive term, cannot be adult themselves. To be concerned about being grown up, to admire the grown up because it is grown up, to blush at the suspicion of being childish; these things are the marks of childhood and adolescence. And in childhood and adolescence they are, in moderation, healthy symptoms. Young things ought to want to grow. But to carry on into middle life or even into early manhood this concern about being adult is a mark of really arrested development. When I was ten, I read fairy tales in secret and would have been ashamed if I had been found doing so. Now that I am fifty I read them openly. When I became a man I put away childish things, including the fear of childishness and the desire to be very grown up.\" -- C.S. Lewis", ">\n\nAnd that's why I bought bio degradable glitter. I freaking love sparkles but the planet is important. There's also edible glitter that I plan on getting eventually.", ">\n\nIts fun. But you'll definitely spill some and find it everywhere for a few weeks. Not as bad as regular glitter tho. And your poop looks fancy for a day.\nBut: Biodegradable is a lie, usually. It's only biodegradable under VERY specific circumstances that are not met in a landfill or even most bio waste composting plants. Burning it works just fine :D", ">\n\nThis is popular as fuck", ">\n\nThe fact that glitter both exists and is used says otherwise.", ">\n\nI exist and am used, but I'm not popular.", ">\n\nBut are you biodegradable?", ">\n\nEverything except my bones.", ">\n\nGlitter is terrible. Now, sparkly stuff that doesn't bleed onto everything is okay and enjoyable. But glitter that leaks onto everything and never goes away is so bad", ">\n\nIm like a crow.. i need the shiny in my life", ">\n\nSAME", ">\n\nThe largest purchaser of glitter worldwide actively hides the fact that they are the largest purchaser of glitter worldwide", ">\n\nHow are you going to put me out there like that?", ">\n\nSorry De_Nilla the world has to know what you use all of it for", ">\n\nMy 6 year old could not disagree with this comment more strongly.", ">\n\nMy 4 year old too. \nShe dropped a tiny little tub of glitter on the floor (yay Christmas presents!) in the dining room and even after sweeping and hoovering the floor is SPARKLY!", ">\n\nyou could turn on a good old fashioned Kirby, leave it running in one spot for a century, pick it up and it will still sparkle under it", ">\n\nGlitter is a horrific abomination and if any type of plastic should be banned, it should be glitter.", ">\n\nI see your point. But it is oh so wonderful to send an enemy a glitter bomb.", ">\n\nPeople actually have enemies? And fantasize about vengeful antics?\nI really need to get out more", ">\n\nI would say this is the most popular opinion ever posted on this thread. NO ONE is coming out in support of glitter.", ">\n\ni support glitter 😂", ">\n\nDownvote this person into oblivion ☝️", ">\n\nThats a downvote for you! Glitter rules!", ">\n\nI hope you get it stuck in your hard to reach places!", ">\n\nAnd you have a life with no happy sparklies!", ">\n\nNGL, I don't even care about the whole micro plastics thing that much, I just hate the mess it leaves in general, seems the second a kid spills glitter in a house you're going to be finding little specs of glitter all around the place until the end of time. (or the building burns down, whatever is first) Even with effort to clean it up some always manages to remain. \nThink a good way of telling if a house was ever owned by a family with kids is just to have a good look at the gaps between floor boards, skirting and what not, any glitter and you know kids have likely been there.", ">\n\nI'm an artist who works with glitter and resin, and you're all absolutely correct. It's a plague, and I love it. Studio floors are gorgeous, but it gets places I haven't been, ever. It's in my boyfriends welding helmet, and that doesn't come home.", ">\n\nI have 3 daughters and especially when they were younger it seemed like there was glitter everywhere in our house. Well I get a call from my sister who was part angry part couldn't stop laughing. I had given her some leftover infant diapers we had, and she was at the doctors with her recently born son.\nDuring the check up she saw a strange look come over the Docs face, concerned she moved to see what was going on and was horrified to see her sons balls sparkling with glitter.\nGlitter is trash, and gets EVERYWHERE.", ">\n\nWe buy stupid vinyl records that are damage the first time you use them, instead of CDs. CD s are just music delivery system. People buy non stick pans, which are disposable, as opposed to a stainless steel pans which will out last your grandchildren. People buy expensive cell phones that you throw out when the battery is dead. I have five working computers, that they turned off the operating systems. They say people buy fast fashion. Hell, I can't but anything else. I can live with the glitter.", ">\n\nI had my MacBook for 10 years. Still worked perfectly. But I couldn’t update it anymore. Roughly 6 months later, none of the apps I was trying to run would work anymore. So I had to get a new one. I didn’t need a new one. It was annoying. I like my current MacBook but I’m annoyed that I even have to have it.", ">\n\nthis sub needs an update it's littered with popular opinions", ">\n\nThe things people will do for karma.\nAnd people admit knowing the rules and upvoting when they agree" ]