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2,821,801 | female | 27 | indUnk | Taurus | 09,June,2004 | Any shred of credibility that Hans Blix had remaining, urlLink has now been annihilated . Life imitates urlLink Scrappleface . File this under: Sometimes truth is stranger than fiction. UPDATE: In the same fashion, Teddy Kennedy get's a nice warm glass of urlLink SHUT THE FUCK UP , served by Colin Powell. |
2,821,801 | female | 27 | indUnk | Taurus | 09,June,2004 | For those of you who've been following up on urlLink this Kos story (lefty blogger gloating over the deaths of the 4 in fallujah), urlLink this should be refreshing . Three cheers for the 'mercs'. |
2,821,801 | female | 27 | indUnk | Taurus | 09,June,2004 | urlLink Google Search: I'm out like Michael J. Fox in a game of Jenga! Hah, thanks Tim! |
2,821,801 | female | 27 | indUnk | Taurus | 09,June,2004 | Well, not really, but I went out today with my boss and a buddy from Santa Monica. Was literally 5 minutes into the ride, when I tried bunny hopping and heard this giant *SLAM*. (Uh oh, that's not normal). Long story short, the shock acted like a fucking pogo-stick for the rest of the entire ride, and proceeded to both top and bottom out on each bump (doesn't make sense, I know). Net net net, I blew the damping cartridge in one of the fork legs. Oops. Should be (probably will be) covered under manufacturers warranty, but the funny thing is I need the bike for a 24 hour race I'm competing in which is 3 weeks away. :/ Being that my hand was forced (no, really) - I splurged and picked up the shocks I've been drooling over for months. Complete shot of the bike: Close up of 'The Fork': |
2,821,801 | female | 27 | indUnk | Taurus | 09,June,2004 | Don't watch urlLink this vid if you're a cat lover. |
2,821,801 | female | 27 | indUnk | Taurus | 09,June,2004 | This from a girl I know's Xanga - apparently she's interviewing out @ Tufts, and is having a tough time adjusting to Boston. She's a 'la la land' lifer. What made this especially gay was my ex's response to it, which I take personally as I grew up there and still love the place. So, here's urlLink the Xanga entry . And since Xanga is fucking queer, and I refuse to give them my email address, I'll post my response here. ^ wtf 1) That's the gayest comment. Ever. 2) medford sucks, it's the armpit of boston 3) Boston women are ugly, and the guys ARE abercrombie fags 4) if you want to have a good time, ASK. I can set you up with 'cool' people. 5) new england's only good in the fall. 6) Boston punk owns. That is all. Mike 'Imfrombostonsofuckyou' Murphy |
2,821,801 | female | 27 | indUnk | Taurus | 09,June,2004 | Check out urlLink these stats ! Allah was urlLink recently quipping about an ' urlLink instalanche ' from urlLink Neal Boortz , and holy shit, look at that traffic! I wonder who'd bring more hits to your site, urlLink Glenn , or Neal.... File this under: 'Things that make ya go Hmm....' |
2,821,801 | female | 27 | indUnk | Taurus | 09,June,2004 | urlLink urlLink Are you damned? urlLink Brought to you by Rum and Monkey |
2,821,801 | female | 27 | indUnk | Taurus | 09,June,2004 | I like urlLink this review They’re,.. well, .. I suppose you could call them a metal band, or a hard rock band. They’re definitely heavy. Which is funny, considering I found out about them through a Grammy Award-winning hip-hop ensemble’s highly trafficked Web site (do you know where your Okayplayers are?). Even funnier considering they’re highly recommended by former said Grammy-award winning hip-hop ensemble’s guitar player Ben Kenney, who now plays in Incubus, who are about as heavy as a Kleenex. |
2,821,801 | female | 27 | indUnk | Taurus | 09,June,2004 | urlLink Takin Care Of Business, - By [email protected] Yer Goddamn right. |
2,821,801 | female | 27 | indUnk | Taurus | 09,June,2004 | Well, Im not going to copy the entire damn thing (It's big), but I got an email where you select your b-day from the list and it bops you down to your horoscope thing (sort of). Pretty neat. Hazelnut Tree (the Extraordinary) — charming, sense of humor, very demanding but can also be very understanding, knows how to make a lasting impression, active fighter for social causes and politics, popular, quite moody, sexually oriented, honest, a perfectionist, has a precise sense of judgment and expects complete fairness. ^ That's mine. Thanks Tim! |
2,821,801 | female | 27 | indUnk | Taurus | 09,June,2004 | Yes, even from here my long arm of power can reach you! :) |
2,821,801 | female | 27 | indUnk | Taurus | 09,June,2004 | I thought it might be nice to remember what we're supposed to be urlLink celebrating . Not sure how much blogging I'll be doing today/this weekend, as last night's Budweiser 6-pack has made me a little tired today, we might be getting out by 1400 and I've got big plans. But, in the event I don't get back up on this horse, have a fun, safe weekend, and... don't forget to remember. |
2,821,801 | female | 27 | indUnk | Taurus | 09,June,2004 | Call me a 'blog snob' or whatever you like, but on my most recent jaunt over to urlLink Howard Lovy's NanoBot I was taken aback. See for yourself why. His blog has become what your typical baseball/basketball/soccer/football/nameanovercommercializedsport has become. Not that mine's anything special, but at least you can trust my opinion - I mean Jesus who doesn't have an ad on that thing? |
2,821,801 | female | 27 | indUnk | Taurus | 09,June,2004 | urlLink Nike: See Lance Ride . Can't say it enough, this guy is so badass. I'm going to be really torn between routing for him, and urlLink Tyler Hamilton in this years urlLink TDF . Tylers my urlLink hometown boy , so gotta show love there too... |
2,821,801 | female | 27 | indUnk | Taurus | 09,June,2004 | urlLink lgf: Orland Park Mosque Opponents Shut Down The typical; 'racist' and 'bigot' excuses are given. Read it. The whole thing. |
2,821,801 | female | 27 | indUnk | Taurus | 09,June,2004 | urlLink BUSHGAME.COM - THE ANTI-BUSH ONLINE ADVENTURE You can play as fuckin He-Man, Mr. T or Hulk Hogan - all in the effort to destroy the Eeeeeeeeeeevil Bushitler and Voltron (?). |
2,821,801 | female | 27 | indUnk | Taurus | 09,June,2004 | Thanks to Pooponastick. |
2,821,801 | female | 27 | indUnk | Taurus | 09,June,2004 | I almost forgot how much urlLink Anna fucking rocks . Check her out. |
2,821,801 | female | 27 | indUnk | Taurus | 09,June,2004 | Wow. Some more spin from the urlLink MoveOn political action committee. Laughable, if only soft-minded dolts weren't so gullible. To say a sheep has five legs, doesn't make it so. -Abe Lincoln |
2,821,801 | female | 27 | indUnk | Taurus | 09,June,2004 | Oh look, urlLink Gore opens his mouth , once again. Does what he said surprise anyone. I only ask because as soon as I saw the headline on Drudge, my only response was 'Let's see what kind of crazy moonbat response he can come up with this time'. One thing about Gore, he doesn't disappoint. And urlLink the GOP's response : Washington, DC—RNC Communications Director Jim Dyke issued the following statement today in response to a speech by former Vice President Al Gore attacking President Bush. “Al Gore served as Vice President of this country for eight years. During that time, Osama Bin Laden declared war on the United States five times and terrorists killed US citizens on at least four different occasions including the first bombing of the World Trade Center, the attacks on Khobar Towers, our embassies in East Africa, and the USS Cole.” “Al Gore’s attacks on the President today demonstrate that he either does not understand the threat of global terror, or he has amnesia.” Heh. |
2,821,801 | female | 27 | indUnk | Taurus | 09,June,2004 | As I urlLink correctly predicted , what, last week? Lame. |
2,821,801 | female | 27 | indUnk | Taurus | 09,June,2004 | And, OMG, one word for the trip: EPIC - I'll even have the scars to remember it by. Good times... Photoblog coming right up urlLink Slickrock map urlLink Chillin in the parking lot @ Slickrock, day one urlLink Slickrock entrance urlLink The truck all packed up urlLink Clouds @ Slickrock urlLink Me, looking like a tool urlLink As close as I was gonna get... urlLink ...and now you know why urlLink Post crash one - hi Mom, I'm OK! urlLink Post crash two - my leg's seen better days No, really, urlLink there are some scratches , I swear! urlLink Day three mugshot My attempt at uploading urlLink my crash vid . Rt. click > Save As folks ;) |
2,821,801 | female | 27 | indUnk | Taurus | 09,June,2004 | 1) Forgot to post this the other day, but I almost caused an accident I was laughing so hard. Thank the good Lord for camera phones. The pic isn't all that fantastic, I shoulda taken a vid, then you could have seen the rims spinning . 2) Wish me luck, I leave in about an hour on a 750 mile road trip out to Moab, UT. Three days of fun on the mountain bike, then another 750 mile road trip home. Hopefully the weather will hold so I can come back and post some nice photo's. Regardless, have a great weekend, and congrats to urlLink Libbo for being picked up by urlLink Rachel Lucas . ;) Send some traffic my way bitch (libbo, not you Rachel - hehe)! UPDATE: 3) Eek. Got my first hit from urlLink da Gummamint . |
2,821,801 | female | 27 | indUnk | Taurus | 09,June,2004 | Cool article on Gmail over at urlLink the Motley Fool . Apparently Yahoo has upped their storage limits on free accounts, and google responded by upping some peoples storage limits to a friggin TERABYTE (that's 1,000 gigs for you techtards). |
2,821,801 | female | 27 | indUnk | Taurus | 09,June,2004 | Two military urlLink cobra's (at least that's what I think they were) just flew about 100 feet (if that) over my office. Didn't think they were allowed to do that. |
2,821,801 | female | 27 | indUnk | Taurus | 09,June,2004 | So, this girl on myspace posts the following from Michael Moore: Monday, March 17, 2003 A Letter from Michael Moore to George W. Bush on the Eve of War George W. Bush 1600 Pennsylvania Ave. Washington, DC Dear Governor Bush: So today is what you call 'the moment of truth,' the day that 'France and the rest of world have to show their cards on the table.' I'm glad to hear that this day has finally arrived. Because, I gotta tell ya, having survived 440 days of your lying and conniving, I wasn't sure if I could take much more. So I'm glad to hear that today is Truth Day, 'cause I got a few truths I would like to share with you: 1. There is virtually NO ONE in America (talk radio nutters and Fox News aside) who is gung-ho to go to war. Trust me on this one. Walk out of the White House and on to any street in America and try to find five people who are PASSIONATE about wanting to kill Iraqis. YOU WON'T FIND THEM! Why? 'Cause NO Iraqis have ever come here and killed any of us! No Iraqi has even threatened to do that. You see, this is how we average Americans think: If a certain so-and-so is not perceived as a threat to our lives, then, believe it or not, we don't want to kill him! Funny how that works! 2. The majority of Americans -- the ones who never elected you -- are not fooled by your weapons of mass distraction. We know what the real issues are that affect our daily lives -- and none of them begin with I or end in Q. Here's what threatens us: two and a half million jobs lost since you took office, the stock market having become a cruel joke, no one knowing if their retirement funds are going to be there, gas now costs almost two dollars -- the list goes on and on. Bombing Iraq will not make any of this go away. Only you need to go away for things to improve. 3. As Bill Maher said last week, how bad do you have to suck to lose a popularity contest with Saddam Hussein? The whole world is against you, Mr. Bush. Count your fellow Americans among them. 4. The Pope has said this war is wrong, that it is a SIN. The Pope! But even worse, the Dixie Chicks have now come out against you! How bad does it have to get before you realize that you are an army of one on this war? Of course, this is a war you personally won't have to fight. Just like when you went AWOL while the poor were shipped to Vietnam in your place. 5. Of the 535 members of Congress, only ONE (Sen. Johnson of South Dakota) has an enlisted son or daughter in the armed forces! If you really want to stand up for America, please send your twin daughters over to Kuwait right now and let them don their chemical warfare suits. And let's see every member of Congress with a child of military age also sacrifice their kids for this war effort. What's that you say? You don't THINK so? Well, hey, guess what -- we don't think so either! 6. Finally, we love France. Yes, they have pulled some royal screw-ups. Yes, some of them can be pretty damn annoying. But have you forgotten we wouldn't even have this country known as America if it weren't for the French? That it was their help in the Revolutionary War that won it for us? That our greatest thinkers and founding fathers -- Thomas Jefferson, Ben Franklin, etc. -- spent many years in Paris where they refined the concepts that lead to our Declaration of Independence and our Constitution? That it was France who gave us our Statue of Liberty, a Frenchman who built the Chevrolet, and a pair of French brothers who invented the movies? And now they are doing what only a good friend can do -- tell you the truth about yourself, straight, no b.s. Quit pissing on the French and thank them for getting it right for once. You know, you really should have traveled more (like once) before you took over. Your ignorance of the world has not only made you look stupid, it has painted you into a corner you can't get out of. Well, cheer up -- there IS good news. If you do go through with this war, more than likely it will be over soon because I'm guessing there aren't a lot of Iraqis willing to lay down their lives to protect Saddam Hussein. After you 'win' the war, you will enjoy a huge bump in the popularity polls as everyone loves a winner -- and who doesn't like to see a good %@!$&-whoopin' every now and then (especially when it 's some third world %@!$&!). So try your best to ride this victory all the way to next year's election. Of course, that's still a long ways away, so we'll all get to have a good hardy-har-har while we watch the economy sink even further down the toilet! But, hey, who knows -- maybe you'll find Osama a few days before the election! See, start thinking like THAT! Keep hope alive! Kill Iraqis -- they got our oil!! Yours, Michael Moore To which I responded: Sorry, but Michael Moore is a urlLink fat, smelly, douche bag To whit she responded: ok, so why don't you like m.m.? I think the guy tells it how it is most of the time. Did you know disney is censoring his movie? How do you think this reflects on our rights? You prolly like Bush too don't you? Just curious to know what you think And my response? urlLink Censored ? Sorry babe. His 'stunt' aside, Disney is not a governmental organization. They have every right to NOT pay Michael Moore for his movies. Just like you have every right not to watch it. Disney, acting in their own best interest, decided that they would not *distribute* the movie (which they've now gone back on I might add). Technically, Miramax funded the movie, Disney owns Miramax - that's the extent of the relationship. Disney doesn't have Moore tied up in some backroom, or have a gun to his head telling him what to (and what not to) say. If Miramax, or Michael Moore, for example, wanted to distribute the movie on their own dime, no one is stopping them. Moore's a multi-multi-multi millionaire. If he wanted to get it done, he could. Think Mel Gibson and The Passion of the Christ - worked good for him, right? In any case, all I'm sayin is do your homework if you're gonna come back with a retort. Or, you could just swallow every hunk that fat fucktard spews out for your consumption without questioning a word of what he says - despite the fact that he admits he goofs on his sheeple (see link above). BTW, what I *think* or how I *feel* has nothing to do with Mr. Moore being a big fat liar. THAT is a fact. ;) Stupid Bitch:0 Fat Kid:1 |
2,821,801 | female | 27 | indUnk | Taurus | 09,June,2004 | I'm still not sure if P was joking when he sent me this IM, but let's run with it, shall we? Piddle: gaming is for urlLink nerds ? /sarcasm Me: Is that a urlLink jet pack ? Piddle: yes, bastard Me: Is that a urlLink Hello Kitty on her leg? Piddle: no, it's her holster, dont you know anythying fatass? Me: Oops, you're right, it's urlLink right next to her Hello Kitty, my bad. Me: urlLink This guy , DEFINITELY not a geek. Me: All these pages of pictures: 1 | 2 | 3 | 4 | 5 | 6 | 7 | 8 | 9 | 10 | 11 | 12 | 13 | 14 | 15 | 16 | 17 | 18 | 19 | 20 | 21 | 22 | 23 | 24 | 25 | 26 | 27 | 28 | 29 | 30 | 31 | 32 | 33 | 34 | 35 | 36 | 37 | 38 | 39 | 40 | 41 | 42 | 43 | 44 | 45 | 46 | 47 | 48 | 49 | 50 | 51 | 52 | 53 | 54 | 55 | 56 | 57 | 58 | 59 | 60 | 61 | 62 | 63 | 64 | 65 | 66 | 67 | 68 | 69 | 70 | 71 | 72 | 73 | 74 | 75 | 76 | 77 | 78 | 79 | 80 | 81 | 82 | 83 | 84 | 85 | 86 | 87 | 88 | 89 | 90 | 91 | 92 | 93 | 94 | 95 | 96 | 97 | 98 | 99 | 100 | 101 | 102 | 103 | 104 | 105 | 106 | 107 | 108 | 109 | 110 | 111 | 112 | 113 | 114 | 115 | 116 | 117 | 118 | 119 | 120 | 121 | 122 | 123 | 124 | 125 | 126 | 127 | 128 | 129 | 130 | 131 | 132 | 133 | 134 | 135 | 136 | 137 | 138 | 139 | 140 | 141 | 142 | 143 | 144 | 145 | 146 | 147 | 148 | 149 | 150 | 151 | 152 | 153 | 154 | 155 | 156 | 157 | 158 | 159 | 160 | 161 | 162 | 163 | 164 | 165 | 166 | 167 | 168 | 169 | 170 | 171 | 172 | 173 | 174 | 175 | 176 | 177 | 178 | 179 | 180 | 181 | 182 | 183 | 184 | 185 | 186 | 187 | 188 | 189 | 190 | 191 | 192 | 193 | 194 | 195 | 196 | 197 | 198 | 199 | 200 | 201 | 202 | 203 | 204 | 205 | 206 | 207 | 208 | 209 | 210 | 211 | 212 | 213 | 214 | 215 | 216 | 217 | 218 | 219 | 220 | 221 | 222 | 223 | 224 | 225 | 226 | 227 | 228 | 229 | 230 | 231 | 232 | 233 | 234 | 235 | 236 | 237 | 238 | 239 | 240 | 241 | 242 | 243 | 244 | 245 | 246 | NEXT ...not of geeks. Me: Ooooh! Found urlLink one of you ! |
2,821,801 | female | 27 | indUnk | Taurus | 09,June,2004 | Better urlLink jump on this one before someone snatches it up. I wonder if any blogad advertisers would be interested in sponsoring the site? What motivated this you ask? Some stupid whore on urlLink Myspace posted something I'd expect from a stupid whore, that letter urlLink fat bastard wrote to President Bush back in 2003. |
2,821,801 | female | 27 | indUnk | Taurus | 09,June,2004 | When's the last time you saw an American Congressman pull a urlLink stunt like this b/c some agricultural subsidy was veto'd. Answer: Never. However, with urlLink the way our political climate is shaping up it wouldn't surprise me in the least to see more and more people getting all fired up like this guy. What I'd really like to see if Michael Moore threaten to commit suicide if Bush is re-elected, and follow through when Bush wins. |
2,821,801 | female | 27 | indUnk | Taurus | 09,June,2004 | For those of you who didn't already know, I ride a motorcycle, an R6 specifically. Some of the folks I ride with act like fools on their bikes, shit like standing on the tank backwards cruising 80+ mph down the highway. Or, sitting on the tank with your legs over the front, and your GF driving the bike from your seat - basically not.smart.stuff. I avoid doing shit like that for a number of reasons: 1) I'm not that coordinated, 2) I have this fear of falling off and getting run over by a car (call me a pussy if you must) and 3) it's just stupid. However, I can let some of that stuff pass b/c those guys aren't endgangering (for the most part) other people. Odds are if they fall off in traffic, they're not going to hurt the driver who runs them over. urlLink This guy OTOH, should be tarred and feathered . What an effing retard. |
2,821,801 | female | 27 | indUnk | Taurus | 09,June,2004 | urlLink All of it . So they found a sarin shell? Eh. Halliburton put it there, it was old, and besides everyone knew Saddam had WMD, and we gave him the sarin anyway, and it would be news if we found 400 shells, but if they were old undeclared shells they wouldn’t count because they weren’t a threat to us anyway – do you know that most of the 9/11 hijackers were Saudi? Why aren’t we invading them? Not that we should, that would TOTALLY be about oil, anyway , did you read Doonesbury today? He had this giant hand talking in a press conference. This big giant floating hand. I think it was a reprint. I like when he has that bald dude who’s in charge of some Iraqi city. Bald dude is like, wasted. The story of the prison abuse might have had a different impact if the media had chosen a different tack. The only news that hits the front page is bad news; the innumerable small fragments of good news don’t make A1 because papers have their standards, you see. We are expected to repair Iraq’s dilapidated electrical grid, so replacing an old generator and turning on the power to a neighborhood that’s had brown-outs for ten years is not news. Two Marines dead in an ambush is news because A) death leads, and B) that “mission accomplished” aircraft carrier photo op needs to be debunked, however subtly, as often as possible. The media has come to believe that reporting more good than bad somehow makes them suspect; it goes contrary to The Mission, which is to find out what’s wrong. |
2,821,801 | female | 27 | indUnk | Taurus | 09,June,2004 | File this one under, 'I've said it before, and I'll say it again' - urlLink Rachel Lucas RULES !! UPDATE: Haha! urlLink Lagmonkey comes through with urlLink a quality photoshop . Awesome ! |
2,821,801 | female | 27 | indUnk | Taurus | 09,June,2004 | First off, let me just say that I love Jeff Jarvis, however his continued urlLink shameless promotion of Iraqi bloggers kind of weirds me out. Dunno why, it just seems like every time I check his blog, he's got some new post trying to get Iraqi bloggers picked up by mainstream news sources. I thought what they were doing was present themselves as an ALTERNATIVE to mainstream media. Having them on the payrolls of these organizations (IMO) would probably compromise their objectivity. Even if it's not explicit, the editors desk will provide for an implicit censor - not what these guys need, or us even for that matter. |
2,821,801 | female | 27 | indUnk | Taurus | 09,June,2004 | No posts on this (usually) hyperactive blog urlLink since 5/11 . A few options cross my mind: 1) Allah finally found a job 2) Allah just isn't finding urlLink today's news satire-worthy anymore. 3) There's some political significance ( urlLink # of days , etc) to the 5/11 that I don't get. Either way, sucks if the site just goes down with no 'final post' or something. |
2,821,801 | female | 27 | indUnk | Taurus | 09,June,2004 | urlLink Chimaira urlLink As I Lay Dying urlLink Maroon 5 Yeah, not too confused, right? |
2,821,801 | female | 27 | indUnk | Taurus | 09,June,2004 | urlLink www.AndrewSullivan.com - 'Faked' op-ed. So far in the Iraq war battle, two major anti-war media outlets, the BBC and the Mirror, have been rocked. Tony Blair is still in office. I've said it before, and it's worth repeating. It really is stupid to be passing such quick judgement on our progress in Iraq, people don't just say 'Hindsight is 20/20' for the fuck of it. Only in the coming 20, 30, 40 or even 50 years will we see the true ramifications of what we've done here. My stance on the war is that, within those timelines our actions will be seen as a major positive. Compound that with the stance of the anti-war left, with their nanosecond by nanosecond attention span (or lack thereof), and it becomes clear to see what it is that frustrates me so much with them. |
2,821,801 | female | 27 | indUnk | Taurus | 09,June,2004 | Came across this urlLink Saleen S7 just cruisin up the 5, about 60 mph. Welcome to SoCal. |
2,821,801 | female | 27 | indUnk | Taurus | 09,June,2004 | urlLink 'Nope, no fire here, just keeeeeeeeeep walkin...' urlLink This is another one of those things that kid on the R6MN rails against. Claims it simply doesn't exist, or if it does, it's all right-wing religious fundy propaganda. I have no idea what he'd say about this example for a few reasons: 1) I'm banned and 2) he refuses to read any link I've ever posted. 3) even if he did read it, there is no way in FUCK he would ever respond, b/c there's nothing for him to say, so, the classic 3rd grade approach to debate ensues....sling an insult and hope to change the topic. LOL 4) he might not even know about it, given the urlLink lack of coverage by 'big media' as noted by Glenn Reynolds. Like a worn paperback baby.... *sighs* Funny thing is, today has actually been a super relaxing day. I haven't had to read any stupid bullshit from asshatted liberals, I've done my job, the day is nearing an end. Oh yeah, and no (true) religious fanatics have urlLink cut the heads off of US civilians . And, btw, am I the ONLY person in the world who finds it disgusting how his father is trying to urlLink politicize this whole thing ? Have some respect for the dead, even if you disagree with the motivations for your son's actions, you can at the very least respect his memory by shutting the fuck up. I'll tell you what though, it sure is nice to be getting IM's and emails from my friends on the R6 board, talking about how bullshit my banning is. I guess one of them is going to make a banner, 'Save Triguy' or something like that, which a few of them are going to use as their 'sig banners' in protest. Heh. Nice to know the whole world isn't going to shit, thanks guys. |
2,821,801 | female | 27 | indUnk | Taurus | 09,June,2004 | urlLink Luna took my cherry, urlLink Eli got sloppy seconds, and urlLink Celo 's waitin for dirty thirds. :P Apparently the R6MN didn't like my innovative approach of limiting my political debates to my blog. So, I've been banned . Found out this morning when I went to check a private message urlLink one of the mod's had sent me, when 'voila' no more board access. Logged out, and checked a few of my posts, only to see 'banned' written under my name. I feel like a fuckin leper. LOL. Ob la dee ob la da life goes on bro, naaa na na na life goes on. So, the least I can do is solicit ideas for new 'titles' for me when/if I go back to the board. I was thinkin something along the lines of: 'Scapegoat' 'Pariah' 'BANNED' 'Oppressed' 'Lazarus' 'On thin ice' or 'DMZ' or something. Leave your suggestions in the comments box! |
2,821,801 | female | 27 | indUnk | Taurus | 09,June,2004 | 'I don't read the newspapers.' Classic. |
2,821,801 | female | 27 | indUnk | Taurus | 09,June,2004 | Yeah, urlLink holy SHIT . And did you SEE his camel toe? ROFLMAO Props to pooponastick for diggin this one up. |
2,821,801 | female | 27 | indUnk | Taurus | 09,June,2004 | This one about his urlLink internal conflict , and his wife's impression of his reaction to the Abu Grahib prison scandal. And the money quote: 'I've been reading a book about the Civil War and Ulysses Grant — and I'm not going to compare the two, don't get me wrong, and don't anybody rush off and say he doesn't get the difference between Iraq and the Civil War,' Mr. Rumsfeld said. 'The fact of the matter is, the casualties were high, the same kinds of concerns that we're expressing here were expressed then.' The people then, Mr. Rumsfeld said, 'were despairing, they were hopeful, they were concerned, they were combative.' But in the end, he concluded, 'the carnage was horrendous, and it was worth it .' It will be a sad sad sad day in American history the day Donald Rumsfeld is forced from office due to partisan bickering. |
2,821,801 | female | 27 | indUnk | Taurus | 09,June,2004 | So, in case anyone is wondering wtf this post is about, I'm about || 1) Not piss off the moderators with my political rants, which usually denigrate my witting victim 2) Direct some more traffic here - our political insult-fests (on average) get more hits/posts than anything in those sections. 3) Have the new traffic allow me to get some BlogAds, which should contribute about $.50 every 6-months to my beer fund. |
2,821,801 | female | 27 | indUnk | Taurus | 09,June,2004 | And maybe this can help explain how furious I get when a liberal opens their stupid ass retarded mouth, some choice quotes from the R6MessageNet - a motorcycle messageboard I frequent: This first one's about the Marine who recently received the Navy Cross, that nobody heard about on the news: I read the citation above in the story and just wondered if the guy runs for president as a democrat in 30 years or so, will the citation be questioned along with whether he really did kill as many enemy as suggested, etc. Quote: That's definitely a nice change... But alas, the American News Media only tells us what they want us to hear, and apparently True Acts of Heroism aren't 'News' to those who provide it. Well maybe the next time one of you retards wants to blame the 'liberal media' () you should realize that bad news sells newspapers, not sappy crap. Who wants to see 30 stories of schools being rebuilt*, and see nothing but pictures of smiling Iraqi kids? Fundies and people so slanted that thats what theyre seeing anyway, thats who. Its called human nature, folks. And FYI, spin goes both ways. * - rebuilt, not built. Think of the difference. Again, just some bullshit from two hippies in CO, both are disgruntled tech employees who're feeling rather inadequate I'd guess. If you feel like checking out the source doc's for these posts, they're as follows: urlLink Post 1 . urlLink Post 2 . Oh yeah, and if you were curious, this guy (quote #2), should have been aborted. That's how highly I think of him. lol EDIT: OK, maybe not aborted, that's not really fair. LOL |
2,821,801 | female | 27 | indUnk | Taurus | 09,June,2004 | Even if you don't like cats, urlLink this is just fucked up . (but funny) |
2,821,801 | female | 27 | indUnk | Taurus | 09,June,2004 | $5 says urlLink this guy is probably one of the nicest guy's you could ever meet in person, but holy sweet jesus, can you imagine the carnage ? Brings new meaning to that old Marine joke: Have you heard the joke about the Marine who was in Iraq? He was below a sand dune, a very high sand dune. And he yelled over that sand dune, 'One Marine is worth 10 Iraqi soldiers.' The commander on the other side of the hill said, 'I need 10 volunteers.' Ten volunteers, they went over the dune. Yelling and screaming and smoke and gun fire and then silence. The voice came again, 'One Marine is worth 50 Iraqi soldiers.' The commander sent 50 soldiers. Went over the dune and the same thing, yelling, screaming, smoke, fire, gunshots and then silence. The voice came again. 'Ha. One Marine is worth 100 Iraqi soldiers.' Again the commander asked for 100 soldiers. A hundred soldiers went over the dune. Yelling screaming, firing, gunshots. Then silence. Then the voice came again. 'One Marine is worth 1,000 Iraqi soldiers.' The commander asked for 1,000 soldiers. They went over the dune. Yelling, screaming, gunfire, shots. But this time, one Iraqi soldier, his arm badly wounded, holding it against his side, his leg badly limping, came up over the dune. And he said to his commander, 'Don't send any more soldiers. He lied. There's two of them.' Makes you wonder if urlLink al Sadr heard the joke. Heh. UPDATE: I don't suppose we'll be hearing a damn thing out of urlLink Ted Rall , you know, b/c this guy's still alive. |
2,821,801 | female | 27 | indUnk | Taurus | 09,June,2004 | Expect daily changes to this thing - the one part I'm really bummed about is how 'skinny' the text portion is - however if you take a peek at the code you'll see how each 'layer' has been individually sized, which means (as far as I can tell) each box needs to individually be re-sized (oof). That is something I have neither the time, talent or desire to accomplish, so unless one of you urlLink turkey's feels like havin a go at it, it's not gonna change any time soon. EDIT: I'm also having problems 'deleting' comments - which the new blogger comment service supposedly allows me to do. I'd made two comments to the previous post (as you can see), and I'd subsequently bah-leted both of them. Curious that they're still there, eh? In any case, I'll try and figure that out tomorrow at work, hehe. Until then, try out the comment service if you would. urlLink Libbo has already given it a go and was urlLink scared by the log in procedure. :/ I was led to believe it's a one-time thing as you have the option for the service to 'remember you' - so, I'll have to check that out from a different IP addy to confirm though. Well, again, feedback is appreciated, just don't tell me it sucks. Heh. |
2,821,801 | female | 27 | indUnk | Taurus | 09,June,2004 | urlLink Nader Misses Texas Ballot Requirement, Sues . Need I say any more? Honestly. |
2,821,801 | female | 27 | indUnk | Taurus | 09,June,2004 | This via: urlLink The Federalist In his latest election-year stunt to undermine the Bush administration -- and our national resolve to finish the job in Iraq -- John Kerry has launched a petition calling for the resignation of Secretary of Defense Donald Rumsfeld. Kerry claims that Secretary Rumsfeld should be held personally responsible for the actions of a few soldiers in Iraq's Abu Ghraib prison who humiliated a group of the captive terrorists in their search for 'actionable intelligence.' This is the same John F. Kerry, by the way, who has alternately employed claims of his Vietnam wartime heroism and wartime criminality to catapult himself into the highest echelons of public life over the past three decades. Kerry's irrational call for Rumsfeld's resignation, harkening back to his days as a Vietnam War protestor, is anything but out of the ordinary for the 'gentleman from Massachusetts'. Kerry claims his petition received about 250,000 signatures. Act now to refute this political folly and support Secretary Rumsfeld. Today, PatriotPetitions.US, the nation's leading public opinion advocate for U.S. national security and sovereignty, has released its newest campaign entreating the President and Congress to support Defense Secretary Donald Rumsfeld. Please register your support for Secretary Rumsfeld. Let your voice be heard! Please join fellow Patriots on the front lines in defense of our liberty and national sovereignty. Link to -- urlLink http://PatriotPetitions.US/Rumsfeld |
2,821,801 | female | 27 | indUnk | Taurus | 09,June,2004 | Some key excerpts from the WaPo article from earlier today: The rally lacked the star power, and certainly the numbers, of the first Million Mom March in 2000, when hundreds of thousands of women flooded the Mall on Mother's Day. Organizers this time put the crowd at close to 3,000, a figure that could not be confirmed because police no longer estimate crowd sizes. And another gem: Assault weapons are 'made for violence,' Rep. James P. Moran Jr. (D-Va.) told the crowd. 'They're made for causing catastrophes. They ought to be illegal.' |
2,821,801 | female | 27 | indUnk | Taurus | 09,June,2004 | urlLink Google Search: smashed testes . Oh yeah baby, oh yeeeeeeeeaaahh. |
2,821,801 | female | 27 | indUnk | Taurus | 09,June,2004 | So, I was watching the season finale of ' urlLink All Star Survivor ' last night with the roommates, and somewhere between glass of wine #4, 6 and beer # something, I decided it was a good idea to call the boss and tell him I was going to be coming in around noon today. Apparently I left a nice rambling drunken message wishing my boss, Tony, a happy mothers day. Tony's a guy, urlLink flaming , but a guy. Fortunately, he got a kick out of it, and I still have a job. I did however, miss his birthday luncheon due to my hangover. Oops. And, for those of you coming in from Lagmonkey, I'll apologize now for the lack of 'hot chick' pictures, I kept a relatively low profile this weekend - however I'm going to see if I can get some pics from my buddy Aaron of the club we went to Saturday night. I spent most of the weekend helping a buddy move into a new house, which I'll also post pictures of as soon as I go and take some (heh). All I gotta say about the house is $3.5 million with a $500,000+ renovation budget. O.M.F.G. |
2,821,801 | female | 27 | indUnk | Taurus | 09,June,2004 | urlLink The Observer | UK News | Oral sex lessons to cut rates of teenage pregnancy |
2,821,801 | female | 27 | indUnk | Taurus | 09,June,2004 | This is COMPLETELY blowing up, I see no less than 15 articles on drudge referring to this crap today. I can see this getting very ugly, very fast as people have time to disseminate what just happened. What bugs me is the initial reaction I've gotten from people calling for Rumsfelds resignation, as he's claimed responsibility. Last I checked, that was something you would expect of a real man (accepting responsibility), I think the last thing we want to do is can Rummy. Wait and see... UPDATE: urlLink Cool review of the proceedings here , from a decidedly 'anti-Kerry' standpoint. BTW, I've just found a new favorite website. lol |
2,821,801 | female | 27 | indUnk | Taurus | 09,June,2004 | Well, that's what you'd need if you ever wanted a liberal to utter anything akin to urlLink Rumsfelds' statement to the Senate Armed Services Committee this morning. “These events occurred on my watch. As Secretary of Defence I am accountable for them. I take full responsibility,” Rumsfeld told the Senate Armed Services Committee in Washington. Now that, folks, is a man . |
2,821,801 | female | 27 | indUnk | Taurus | 09,June,2004 | urlLink T-Shirt Hell , found via urlLink Lagmonkey . A sample of their wares you ask? A little urlLink Friends bashing to end the week. |
2,821,801 | female | 27 | indUnk | Taurus | 09,June,2004 | Good luck getting urlLink Disney to finance your next mockumentary you urlLink shitbag . |
2,821,801 | female | 27 | indUnk | Taurus | 09,June,2004 | OOOOOHHHHHHH! Looks like urlLink lagmonk ey is situated right near the heart of this thing. This is the event that all the socialist mothers from our Bethesda platform have been promoting through our WORK email system for WEEKS now. Libbo, I'm gonna have to compile these emails and send you them - I actually complained to HR about having to receive political BS at work, and they basically told me to STFU!!!!!!! I decided that if I were going to fight it, I'd most likely get fired. Bunch 'a anal warts. |
2,821,801 | female | 27 | indUnk | Taurus | 09,June,2004 | urlLink She's back ! Most excellent news of the day I proclaim! |
2,821,801 | female | 27 | indUnk | Taurus | 09,June,2004 | Firstly, let me say that Michael Moore is a waste of oxygen who needs to have his breathing-privileges permanently fuckin' revoked for constantly churning-out 4-plus-hour pieces of self-indulgent garbage and allowing hoardes of mindless bastards with room-temperature IQs to call him 'visionary' and 'gifted' and all the other fuckin' mindless platitudes they reserve for only the most TALENTLESS cunts in the Director-game nowadays! Michael Moore suffers from a sadly non-fatal disease called A.N.T.S (Absolutely No Talent Syndrome) and watching his movies is less stimulating than intravenous valium and almost as unpleasant as watching naked 70-year-old homosexuals fuck. That having been said, it would be a good idea if his next movie was entitled 'The decapitation and disembowelment of Michael Moore: Death Of A Talentless Cunt Thanks to Mango for bringin this to my attention!! |
2,821,801 | female | 27 | indUnk | Taurus | 09,June,2004 | Found via urlLink Drudge over at the urlLink Cincinnati Enquirer . Some urlLink more evidence that Bush is, in fact, Hitler. |
2,821,801 | female | 27 | indUnk | Taurus | 09,June,2004 | Some urlLink more insight into this Ted Rall cartoon fiasco: 'Ted Rall's cartoons could have run in every paper every day since 9/11 and there will still be kids who saw Tillman's choice as a remarkable act. (Tillman's Choice: there's a phrase that sums up quite a lot, doesn't it?) People like Rall are sitting on the curb, feet in the gutter, watching the parade go past, smirking at the guy with the baton, sneering at the cheerleaders. Everyone else watching the parade thinks I wonder if there will be elephants! And when they do appear, he rolls his eyes. Elephants. How obvious. You want to live like that? I don't want to live like that. Because when you see red all the time you miss things. My favorite panel of the cartoon had Tillman signing up and asking 'Do I get to go kill Arabs.' Of course Rall knows that it's not literally true, but it's true in some metaphysical sense, which makes it truer than reality itself. And it's a bitter joke, don't you know, because that's the unspoken subtext, isn't it? ' Damn. This guy's good. What makes this especially good is he's touched on something that I see in myself: ...when you see red all the time you miss things. Life goes by too fast to miss things. |
2,821,801 | female | 27 | indUnk | Taurus | 09,June,2004 | In today's day and age with the internet permeating our lives, we are exposed to some pretty shocking shit - whether it be goatse or tubgirl, or just some crazy stuff going on around the world, we get it from all sides. That being said, I just received two of *the* most fucked up vid links EVER. So, consider that fair warning if you're sitting at work reading this entry. These are just plain old jacked. I honestly have no idea how to respond to them, I just kinda sat here and stared, first thing coming to mind was 'This is SO not cool I'm looking at these at work'. urlLink Vid one . And the even more disturbing (if that's possible) urlLink vid two . And, FYI, there will be no Office Space stapler jokes, thank you very much. |
2,821,801 | female | 27 | indUnk | Taurus | 09,June,2004 | They've been getting radio play at a station in NYC, urlLink here is the number you can call to request 'The Weight' or just 'anything by Aleda'. I've done my share. :) |
2,821,801 | female | 27 | indUnk | Taurus | 09,June,2004 | urlLink Bloggers rejoice ! Hopefully this is the first (of many) articles the WSJ will not hide behind their 'registration wall'. Only good things will come out of this, more attention to the WSJ as they are an excellent news source, and bloggers will be more than happy to reference them. As it appears they're already selling blog ads, the more click-through traffic they get, the better their income producing potential is from their ads. In any case, I'm droppin a referral link in here simply b/c it's positive reinforcement - so, click it please let's show the WSJ some love . :) |
2,821,801 | female | 27 | indUnk | Taurus | 09,June,2004 | A great review/op-ed discussing the urlLink plusses and minuses and politics behind Googles newborn Gmail service. Those of you who read my blog know that I've had my gmail account for a couple weeks now, and love the thing. Traffic to the account has been very limited as I'm wary about posting my account to too many bbs or blog comments sections, as those are typically the ways spammers get my 411. That my gmail account name is my actual name, makes me even more wary. In any case, if any of you have been presented with the opportunity for a gmail account, but have been stymied by State Senator Liz Figueroa's (admit it, you knew you were gonna see a 'D' next to her name) urlLink demonization of the program, I really suggest you have a look-see at this article - it really lays it out for you. |
2,821,801 | female | 27 | indUnk | Taurus | 09,June,2004 | One more example of George Bush's fictional 'Presidency' being a miserable failure. Just today George Bush personally urlLink raised interest rates one full quarter point . His unilateral reckless approach to raising interest rates has, in effect, kicked over 10,000,000,000 people out of homes they were only able to afford by obtaining interest only adjustable rate, no cap mortgages. These working middle-class tax-paying citizens will soon be living out on the street, urlLink what good will the tax cuts for the rich do for them then , huh urlLink Hitler ? Huh! In addition, the increased interest rates will serve as a dis-incentive for business to invest in capital items, in turn plunging the economy futher into a quagmire. Editors note: The opposite statement (lower interest rates produce jobs, in effect) does not hold true, that is, if it serves to improve Bush's ratings. Of course. Oh yeah, DickChenyHalliburtonEnronTexasOilSaudiArabiaAlQuaidaNoconnection betweenIraqandAlQuaedanotcountingtheobviousonesUNshouldtellthe USwhattodob/ctheyhavethemoralhighgroundnevermindtheUNoilforfood scamthatKofiAnnan'sownsonwasinchargeofandembezzeledmillionsof dollarsandnowthemedia'snotpayinganyattentiontoitb/citwouldtakeaway fromobviousnessofbushbeinghitlerreincarnated. Seriously though, you've gotta wonder if John Kerry throws Dean-esque tantrums when he reads urlLink news like this . I can just picture him yelling FUCK!!! as loud as he can, then start bawling un-controllably. It's shit like this (economic news) that makes me happy again. There is simply no fucking possible way the media can spin a net gain of ONE FUCKING MILLION JOBS IN THREE FUCKING MONTHS . You just can't do it. Then again, you can ignore it... let's see what the media's response is.... .... .... just checked CNN, nothing. Top headline? 'Cassini Races towards Saturn orbit' and another headline by Howard Stern (in Michael Moore fashion) who's quoted saying ' urlLink I criticize Bush, then I'm fired '. Hah. I wonder if that recently employed bloc of about ONE MILLION PEOPLE are gonna vote for Bush, given it's HIS FUCKING ECONOMIC POLICIES that got them jobs. I doubt it. |
2,821,801 | female | 27 | indUnk | Taurus | 09,June,2004 | The Middle East is the urlLink asshole of the world . Proof positive. Thanks Goat! |
2,821,801 | female | 27 | indUnk | Taurus | 09,June,2004 | urlLink Coward . I can't empathize, but I can sympathize with this man (I use this term loosely). For this 'man's' reaction to his son's death has brought dishonor to the memory of his son, and what his son went to Iraq for. For this man to so vehemently attack the administration for his sons death is projection pure and simple, and he lends credibility (and tacit support) to the his sons true killers (Zaraquai). I honestly have no other words to describe his lack of composure. UPDATE : Somebody show Mr. Berg urlLink this fucking video . |
2,821,801 | female | 27 | indUnk | Taurus | 09,June,2004 | In searching for a definition of 'Pax Americana' I came across urlLink this entry over at disinfopedia. The line that cracked me up strikes straight at the heart of the pacifists/peace-niks/nay-sayers etc: 'Kagan is more blunt: 'People worry a lot about how the Arab street is going to react,' he notes. 'Well, I see that the Arab street has gotten very, very quiet since we started blowing things up.'' Heh. |
2,821,801 | female | 27 | indUnk | Taurus | 09,June,2004 | urlLink Ace of Spades HQ: CBS/NYTimes Poll: Bush's Approval Rating Now at Negative Sixty-Six Bazillion I wonder if mainstream media is setting up a situation (potentially inadvertently) whereby everyone in the US is under the impression it's gonna be a close race, then when Kerry loses (as he will) one half of America will get pissed off b/c it goes against everything they've been seeing on the TV/reading in the newspaper. Hmmm. OK, yeah, I should take off my tinfoil hat - I'm startin to sound like Michael Moore. No, I don't honestly believe they're (the media) going out of their way to stage something like that, I do believe it's a potential outcome. God help us all if we have another close Presidential race where the Supreme Court has to come in and be the deciding factor. urlLink Jeff Jarvis follows up and labels it 'extremism'. Again, with the fad (see my comments over at the urlLink Young Curmodgeon ). Ever see 'extreme toothpaste' or 'extreme deoderant'? Well, now we've got 'extreme politics'. Not so 'heh'. |
2,821,801 | female | 27 | indUnk | Taurus | 09,June,2004 | I'd posted this 'bulletin' (below) in response to one whore who just kept posting 'GO SEE F911' like 50 times a day. Then, one of my friends wrote me the response (at the top), basically calling me an idiot. Nice (but wrong). I disagree--the movie is brilliant. Perhaps a bit too in your face with Moore's opinion--but any adult with half a brain can take the facts from the speculation--we do this every day when we watch the news. Either way--your bulletin entry is silly--and I am telling everyone I know regardless of their party affiliation to go see the film. Until you do--you know nothing about it, or the brilliance of the documentary itself. I don't care if it doesn't change your mind about the President--but you can't make an educated decision either way until you have seen the film. ----------------- Bulletin Message ----------------- From: Fat Kid Date: Jun 28, 2004 05:25 PM via - Ed Koch (read bio here) speaks out against MM's newest mockumentary over at World Tribune.com. Money quote: The movie's diatribes, sometimes amusing and sometimes manifestly unfair, will not change any views. They will simply cheapen the national debate and reinforce the opinions on both sides. The question it leaves, is, where do we go from here? Like MM himself says, 'Do something', maybe it's time for us to simply rise above the shit-flinging and actually initiate civil dialogue beyond the scope of the 'Bush = Hitler', 'But, but, but....Halliburton!!' and 'No blood for oil' screeds... Food for thought. |
2,821,801 | female | 27 | indUnk | Taurus | 09,June,2004 | urlLink Libbo is indeed, a fucker. Hah. And might I add, what a urlLink sick-ass tattoo . I've been looking for some sort of central theme for a half-sleeve I'm starting to design and urlLink this , my friends, is pretty_fucking_tough. |
2,821,801 | female | 27 | indUnk | Taurus | 09,June,2004 | Kind of. A copy of the soon to be infamous note passed between Condi and Dubya: And urlLink Allah's p-shop . Allah Akbar! |
2,821,801 | female | 27 | indUnk | Taurus | 09,June,2004 | Realizing that I just spent way to much time putting together a list of links, de-bunking MM's political fiction movie released this weekend, to not share it with you. So, this is basically a link dump of some of the articles I've read about the movie. As always, I've attempted to remove the personal (fat/stupid/lazy/smelly/slovenly) attacks against Moore, b/c they don't really serve my purpose, but know they constituted about half of what I read. LOL Caveat Emptor : The coup de grace: urlLink Slate Excellent read: urlLink Jarvis Various support documentation: urlLink Sun Times urlLink NY Times urlLink Jarvis urlLink IMAO urlLink Jewish World Review urlLink NY Times urlLink LGF urlLink Allah urlLink NY Times urlLink Moore Lies urlLink Jobless Lawyer urlLink Troester urlLink Sisu urlLink Kottke urlLink Samizdata urlLink Reason urlLink Sully 'Fahrenheit Tedium' post urlLink Roger Simon And finally, the infamous urlLink Moore Watch (which appear to be down). I'm sure the release of F911 has absolutely NOTHING to do with this 'catastrophic database failure'. Nothing what.so.ever. Go urlLink back to sleep . |
2,821,801 | female | 27 | indUnk | Taurus | 09,June,2004 | This just in from the French Reuters: urlLink Terrorists = Activists . Oh. Someone tell Daniel Pearl's wife, or how about Nick Berg's family or how about Paul Johnson's family? I'm positive any one of the 3,000+ families DIRECTLY affected by the 9/11 suicide attacks wouldn't spit in your face for saying that. Way to hit bottom and keep digging Reuters. |
2,821,801 | female | 27 | indUnk | Taurus | 09,June,2004 | Time to urlLink award amnesty and change tactics. So, why don't all you guys just come on home, we'll guarantee your safety, we'll rethink this plan of how to fuck some American's, then we'll re-release you to sow havoc. |
2,821,801 | female | 27 | indUnk | Taurus | 09,June,2004 | And why is it when you See JK on campaign stops on his right is the man he saved from drowning in Veitnam and on his left is Ted Kennedy? This shit is really confusing me. -Mango |
2,821,801 | female | 27 | indUnk | Taurus | 09,June,2004 | urlLink Islamic Forum -> Political Front |
2,821,801 | female | 27 | indUnk | Taurus | 09,June,2004 | Yes, urlLink Libbo , I know I haven't gotten my shit together to get my t-shirt model thing going (you goat), but thanks for rubbing it in. However, when I do, urlLink Frank J. over at urlLink IMAO.us is going down, or at the very least, urlLink his t-shirt babe is. Either way, it should end up in gratuitous traffic for me. Muahahahah . :P Sidenote: Why do I feel like a bastard for having a 'model-off' with Frank? Let's give a run down of the problems I've been having so far: 1) No time 2) No time 3) No shirt(s) 4) No time 4.5) See sidenote above um 5) No time? Did I mention that yet? In all honesty, I've been pretty stressed out/slammed at work, and just about the only thing I feel like doing when I come home it sitting down, having a beer and not thinking about my day. Having to hassle with extra-curricular items (beyond going to the gym for stress relief) has more or less been beyond me these last few weeks. I'm sure my roommate can post up to that effect. :( I do honestly have two models - well, they've both expressed interest, and they're both paid models, so I guess they count as 'models', right? J and T, mind if I link some pics of you guys up there so Libbo can see I'm not a straight-up liar, and that I do actually know hot girls? Post up in the comments or drop me an IM if it's cool. So, in any case, I need to place an order (tonight/tomorrow) for urlLink one of my own damn t-shirts , or a few of them as the case may be and get ahold of these girls for hopefully this weekend. I still have no idea how I'm gonna get someone to model urlLink the thong . Maybe you tramps will get lucky, I'll have about 18 too many beers, and a camera will pop up... Hmmmmm.... the fat kid in a thong, shudder to think. In the meantime, I'll show you the urlLink most recent addition to my t-shirt collection . ... and my gun. urlLink |
2,821,801 | female | 27 | indUnk | Taurus | 09,June,2004 | 'We're just workin till the day we decide we've had enough' -Against Me! 'Jordan's first choice' Against Me! is a super-liberal punk band that I kind of put up with b/c I like their energy, the guys voice is pretty cool, and they make fun of liberals (they're anarchists). Dunno why stuff like this has been resonating with me lately. |
2,821,801 | female | 27 | indUnk | Taurus | 09,June,2004 | Considering urlLink the source , I'm surprised that *wasn't* the headline. Regardless, a bunch of chickens are dead, and it's all Bushs' fault. Or something. Thanks urlLink Drudge . |
2,821,801 | female | 27 | indUnk | Taurus | 09,June,2004 | Seems like there's a lot of urlLink animosity towards the press , and it's not a new phenomenon: 'He then recounts a conversation with old friend Nicholas Katzenbach, then on the board of the Washington Post, telling him that he was 'ashamed of the paper's coverage on Whitewater.'' To put it in some perspective, I'll refer you to a Toby Keith song, 'The Critic': Tell it like it is He gets up real early on his mornin' drive Down to the office for his 9 to 5 He drives a 94' two tone economy car Loves to tell the local bands down at the bar That he's the critic, yeah I can hook you up I know everybody in the business He flunked junior high band he couldn't march in time He tried to write a song once, but he couldn't make it rhyme He learned 2 or 3 chords on a pawn shop guitar He just never quite had what it took to be a star So he's a critic I work for the gazette man I got a real job He did a 5 star column on a band you never heard He did a bluegrass review without an unkind word He thought it was time to ask his boss for a raise His boss said I can't even tell if anybody's even readin' your page yeah So he thought and he thought a little more He caught a young hot star headed into town Then he hid behind his typewriter and gunned the boy down Here come the letters, the emails, the he faxes They raised him to 20 thousand dollars after taxes He's a happy critic yeah He's rollin' in the dough Man I could do this forever This is easy They're all readin' my column Please don't tell my mama That I write the music column for the gazette She still thinks, that I play piano down at the cathouse Emphasis mine. |
2,821,801 | female | 27 | indUnk | Taurus | 09,June,2004 | Have to get a whole bunch of stuff done before tomorrow, but: They're demo'ing walls. Loudly. I almost wish I could head over there and ask to take a few whacks with the 10 lb sledge. Talk about stress relief. I could even use urlLink Libbo's Michael Moore range target! Oh Joy! (Now if Libbo would only get his damn archives working, I could link you directly - so, urlLink here it is , as found in urlLink Rachel Lucas ' archives) |
2,821,801 | female | 27 | indUnk | Taurus | 09,June,2004 | urlLink BuzzMachine... by Jeff Jarvis 'Horse. Barn. Gone.' 'Nuff said. *shakes head in disgust* P and I were just talking about this last night. His question was more 'Wonder what precipitated that?' (Safire's response). I thought that since Cheny (the second biggest dog on the block) was forced to come out and respond, that the White House was probably (and rightfully) pretty pissed off. However, as Jeff Jarvis points out, the retraction is moot. The damage has been done, and that headline is all most people will ever see/hear. They won't listen to the retraction, they won't listen to the Commissions refutation of that headline - all they read is the big bold lies letters on the cover of the New York Times. |
2,821,801 | female | 27 | indUnk | Taurus | 09,June,2004 | A bunch of these recently, first it was urlLink Andrew Sullivan ( urlLink see this post ) and now we've got a gentleman from urlLink the WSJ claiming Cheny should remove himself from the Bush/Cheny '04 ticket b/c of his ties to Halliburton. What's lame is this guy is masquerading as a fan of Cheny's and that Dick would be sacrificing himself in order to let Dubya win another term. Too bad Dick Cheny is one of Bushs' strongmen, losing him would be tantamount to cutting off both your thumbs. Well, I've got an open letter for the author of that article, and it goes something like this: Dear Mr. Gannon: Shut the fuck up. Sincerely, Fat Kid |
2,821,801 | female | 27 | indUnk | Taurus | 09,June,2004 | In your face . As it needs to be. Thanks P for making me realize this. Who would you rather be? -or- You know what. Fuck the 'rabs. |
2,821,801 | female | 27 | indUnk | Taurus | 09,June,2004 | Over at urlLink GapingVoid . Thanks to Jeff Jarvis over at urlLink BuzzMachine for pointing this out. Oh, and here's Geoffs first ' urlLink submission '. ROFL. And yes, I fell out of my seat. |
2,821,801 | female | 27 | indUnk | Taurus | 09,June,2004 | Drudge has gone urlLink ape-shit . Holy God. I've never seen so many links on one page before. |
2,821,801 | female | 27 | indUnk | Taurus | 09,June,2004 | Anything to get Kerry elected urlLink it appears - from this article it looks like they're sellin the 'nothing will change' line. Rrrrrrriiiiiiight. |
2,821,801 | female | 27 | indUnk | Taurus | 09,June,2004 | In 25-50 years when we round up and summarily shoot all the people who have totally fucked up our country over the past couple years, I swear to God people are going to look back at urlLink Michael Moore and MoveOn as two of the case-study examples of just how stupid people in our country can be in the pursuit of power. What a sneaky bastard. That's about as close as I can come to complimenting Michael Moore. Shudder to think. UPDATE: Moorewatch hits it urlLink on the head . Read. |
2,821,801 | female | 27 | indUnk | Taurus | 09,June,2004 | A friend just made his own urlLink 1911 . This isn't some kit gun, the guy actually machined a number of internal parts, namely: the frame rails, took off the front strap finger grove, the front sight dovetail, .250 beavertail cut, beveled magwell, blended the rear of the slide to the frame, checkered the back Sooo cool. Now, all we gotta do is get out to the outdoor 'range' to try that puppy out ... oh yeah, and his .50. ;) |
2,821,801 | female | 27 | indUnk | Taurus | 09,June,2004 | urlLink BuzzMachine... by Jeff Jarvis And the coolest comment from the thread? Please. He did what he did because that's what served him the best. He's a narcissistic, loud-mouthed publicity whore who's made a career out of creating 90-minute multiplex fixes for bourgeois desperate to have Important Opinions. Ex-actly. |
2,821,801 | female | 27 | indUnk | Taurus | 09,June,2004 | This from our Olympic hopeful - total stud on the team, turned professional maybe two and a half years ago, guy about my age, and our team has sponsored him through various fund raisers so he's been able to travel all around the world for various events. We call him 'The Terminator'. Total.fucking.animal. +++++++++++ first, i'd like to send out a hearty thanks to all who have taken an interest and supported me this year in my build up to olympic trials. it was an honor to race at an event of such magnitude and i'm thrilled i was able to represent team psycho this weekend. in the two weeks leading up to the race, and in the race itself, things went either very well, or very badly. i capped an intense training build up the week prior to the race with a PR at the Harpoon 5 miler (good), only to suffer a recurrance the next day of the lung inflammation i've been dealing with (bad). i felt that a week of recovery would be enough to overcome this setback but found that on race morning i was still having lung troubles. it was difficult to dwell on the negative though b/c i had made it despite all of the setbacks i've been dealt this year. only 15 men started, and of those there were 10 americans, 4 kiwis, and 1 brazilian. each of us were individually introduced and called out onto the pontoon through a narrow gateway. the race coverage was intense, with a helicopter above us for the entire race, and underwater divers fliming us during the swim. a minute of so into the swim my lungs started to tighten up. i couldn't find my top end, had to settle for a choppy tempo, and i exited the water almost two minutes down on the rest of the field. (results are at triathlon.org) the first two laps of the bike were also a struggle, but i started to find a rhythm about 20 minutes in. the crowd on the one huge climb of the day (a 3 min. climb were i used my 28 rear cog each time up) was in my face the whole time, and i couldn't help but think that this was the closest thing to riding up a col in the tour de france that i would ever experience. on lap five i finally closed the gap to the chase group up the road. this is where my race suddenly went from very bad to very good. riding solo is not a good use of energy in a draft legal race so i made good use of the draft for the final lap and came into transition slightly recovered. i ran as hard as i could knowing that i had crawled my way back into the race, and i finished 8th overall, 5th american. i don't generally spend too much time digesting my races philosophically. but this race has so far resonated with me like no other. i've had, by most accounts, a disasterous early 2004 season. i missed two early season races, olympic trials in honolulu, and countless training sessions dealing with health issues. i mananged to requalify for trials, and i finally put together two weeks of consistent training, only to suffer yet another setback the week leading up to the race in bellingham. and in ITU races when you're almost two minutes back exiting the water, your race almost always over. but i did not give up earlier this year, and i did not give up on sunday. i'd like to take the credit for doing all the work on race day, but the truth is that racing for a team that has so graciously supported me these past two years really does put wind in your sails when it seems all is lost. and when you represent a group of people dedicated to getting the most out of triathlon, quitting is just not option. the reservoir of psycho karma has grown larger each year, and i'd like to think that i tapped into that source on a day when the tank was empty. |
2,821,801 | female | 27 | indUnk | Taurus | 09,June,2004 | urlLink Ratings row over Moore Iraq film Anyone have statistics about how much *less* money R-rated films make? I don't remember them off the top of my head, but I know it's significant. An R-rating severely restricts your audience, and of course Moore is pushing to get a PG-13 ranking, so he can shock the shit out of his viewers. Also, don't you just love how he mentions recruiting in the same sentence as 15 and 16-year olds - brilliant propaganda. *shakes head* |
2,821,801 | female | 27 | indUnk | Taurus | 09,June,2004 | Till the (hopefully) party of the year. Black tie affair, house-warming party, overlooking the water - this should be prime time for me to round up some more potential models for my ' urlLink Musings t-shirt ' and more specifically, urlLink thong . Don't worry folks, I am bringin a camera, and there will be pictures come Sunday most likely. Keep your modems peeled, and your hands out of your pants. |
2,821,801 | female | 27 | indUnk | Taurus | 09,June,2004 | In an effort to de-throne urlLink Frank , the King Of All Things urlLink French , urlLink monkey-smelling and not- urlLink manly , Fat Kid hereby announces his first ever t-shirt contest. urlLink Frank came up with the absoulutely ludicrous idea that he might be able to sell more shirts by having icky girls urlLink take pictures of themselves wearing them , then have various dirty old men from the blogosphere vote on them for a spokesmodel position. Where's urlLink NOW , when you need 'em I say? Very original, and it appears to be working (damnit). I (with the help of urlLink Libbo kicking me in the toofises) came up with the also very original, and very brilliant idea of beating urlLink Frank at his own game. So, again, with urlLink Libbo doing all the heavy lifting (I'm fat, remember), he designed the urlLink first ever 'Fat Kid' t-shirt !!! urlLink BUY IT HERE! Now that I have t-shirts available, I AM IN SEARCH OF MODELS . That's right ladies, if you think you have what it takes to represent the Fatness, urlLink get in touch . In an ironic twist not lost on me, no fatties allowed - I'm lookin to sell shirts here people. C'mon. I've already got one two volunteer(s), just need like 50 more for this thing to work. Also, if you're reading this, do me a favor and click every link that says ' urlLink Frank ' - I want to make sure he see's me comin. Wouldn't be fair to trample him from behind and all... PS: urlLink Libbo sounds off , spreading the news that urlLink Frank J. will soon be de-throned. Fat Kid Akbar . PPS 2: Tryin to find these two... PPS 3: Got a two model(s) fuckfaces. Anty up... |
2,821,801 | female | 27 | indUnk | Taurus | 09,June,2004 | I dont know what's better, gettin laid or gettin paid, I just know when I'm gettin one the other's gettin away... -Dilated Peoples, 'This way' I'm at work. Gettin paid. Fuck. |
2,821,801 | female | 27 | indUnk | Taurus | 09,June,2004 | You know you've been owned by the fat kid when 28% of the bandwidth for your site urlLink has been leeched . :/ Sorry dude. Thanks to my trusty referrer log for the heads up. |
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