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2,821,801 | female | 27 | indUnk | Taurus | 09,June,2004 | This one sounds cool, and urlLink sketchy as hell at the same time. |
2,821,801 | female | 27 | indUnk | Taurus | 09,June,2004 | Disorder Rating urlLink Paranoid : Moderate urlLink Schizoid : Moderate urlLink Schizotypal : Moderate urlLink Antisocial : Moderate urlLink Borderline : Moderate urlLink Histrionic : Low urlLink Narcissistic : High urlLink Avoidant : Low urlLink Dependent : Low urlLink Obsessive-Compulsive : Low -- urlLink Personality Disorder Test - Take It! -- Ouch. Hehe. |
2,821,801 | female | 27 | indUnk | Taurus | 09,June,2004 | urlLink I guess this is serious , but the best part, by far, is the comments at the bottom of the article. Good stuff all around - lol. |
2,821,801 | female | 27 | indUnk | Taurus | 09,June,2004 | Got a little rowdy at times - we were probably a solid 7 hours into drinking by this point. And, no, I'm not in any pictures, b/c I'm taking them. Goose. ;) All of those pics are of geoff harrassing the shit out of his invited guests. Good laughs. |
2,821,801 | female | 27 | indUnk | Taurus | 09,June,2004 | First (and second) mags of the day: From 7 yards - lol. But, I do improve on the 2nd magazine. |
2,821,801 | female | 27 | indUnk | Taurus | 09,June,2004 | Of a urlLink fat person - always good for a laugh. Or six. |
2,821,801 | female | 27 | indUnk | Taurus | 09,June,2004 | Friday night: Got kinda drunk @ home Saturday AM: urlLink Memorial mountain bike ride for Mark Reynolds , with over 800 other riders. For those of you not in the know, he was a local rider killed by a mountain lion about 5-6 weeks ago. The same mountain lion (a couple days later) dragged another woman about 100 yards, by her head. Fortunately, she lived - due to the assistance of her friend and some other riders who happened to be in the area. Within a week, the offending mountain lion was shot and killed by a posse of Park Rangers/Sheriffs. In any case, got to go riding (and chat a little) with urlLink Hans Rey , urlLink Leigh Donovan (who I used to have a HUUGE crush on) and urlLink Brian Lopes . Saw Hans clear this 'un-rideable' section of trail - one of the nastiest, steepest, loosest climbs I've ever seen. I'll see if I can get a pic next weekend. The group I rode with had done a 90 minute ride prior to the 'group memorial ride', as those things usually chug along, and all the slow people (who think they're fast) like to try and hang with the big dogs, but then just get run over on the first hill. Bleh. In any case, I joined up with the fast group at the back of the pack, got bored real quick, and bolted to the front. Had to pass about (literally) 300 people, but eventually got there. That's where I met up with Lopes and Hans, and hacked it a bit. Net net net, about 3.5 hours of ride time, which lined me up for a good 3 hour post-ride nap. My ass was kicked. Ended up just sittin around with the roomies saturday night - my achilles was worked pretty bad, I figured a bottle of wine would help. Didn't. On to Superbowl sunday... After calling my buddy urlLink Dave and telling him NOT to come get me for a m/c ride early Sunday, who do I find banging on my window at 0800? You guessed it. urlLink Dave . Fuck. He's lucky I didn't shoot him, considering my head was RIGHT NEXT to the window. lol. That boy just might never learn. So, I was up for the day. Made some stylin french toast, and started to prep for the superbowl party. Party went well - total sausage fest, but what do you expect? My pats didn't cover the fucking 7 point spread due to that damn vinatieri, so I lost $70. The kid I was betting with started to get pretty over-zealous, so there was a point where five of us were going to beat him senseless. He caught wind through the grapevine that he was gonna get hurt if he didn't shut his fat mouth - so he got in line like a nice puppy. Looks like things back home got urlLink a little rowdy too. Heh. As for the rest of the night, check my previous post. I'm too hung over to write any more. |
2,821,801 | female | 27 | indUnk | Taurus | 09,June,2004 | 1) I'm drunk. A 12er of Sierra Nevada will do that to a person. 2) urlLink The Pats fucking OWN. Seeing as how I'm from NE, they are my 'home team'. So, all y'all haters can suck one. 3) Damn that urlLink Vinatieri for not covering the TWO FUCKING FIELD GOAL ATTEMPTS at the start - he cost me $70. Fucker. 4) I'm drunk. A 12er of Sierra Nevada will do that to a person. 5) Is it possible that I am ALREADY hung over? I dunno, but I'm drinking H2O and eating bread to hedge. 6) Janet Jackson's urlLink boobs look saggy . Uh, ew, time to stop acting like we're 21 no? 7) I love my camera phone. Pics to come, as soon as I get my shit together and can email them to myself. Hope everyone had a great day/night. I'm going back to being drunk and having a head ache. :-D |
2,821,801 | female | 27 | indUnk | Taurus | 09,June,2004 | urlLink WaPo article ''Fallujah,' he said, 'remains one of those cities in Iraq that just don't get it. It's a former Baathist stronghold. This was a city that profited immeasurably and immensely under the former regime. They have a view that somehow the harder they fight, the better chance they have of achieving some sort of restorationist movement within the country.'' So, can someone tell me why that gem is buried in the bottom 1/3 of the article? Laaaaaaaaaaame. Update: More evidence urlLink Democratic Underground is a bunch of fuck-wits. |
2,821,801 | female | 27 | indUnk | Taurus | 09,June,2004 | I've posted on this urlLink S&W before - basically drooling over how evil it is. But, today, I actually have a rather large (18') ruler in front of me, so I head back to the Smith & Wesson site just to put it in perspective. The barrel length on this beast is 10'+, the OVERALL length of the firearm = 18'. That's longer than the keyboard I'm typing on, and is the full length of the ruler I've got in front of me. One of the five rounds chambered in this gun, contains 2,600 lbs of muzzle 'force', one round is enough to stop a CHARGING BEAR. UPDATE : 'You know, I sometimes work at the place where they make the depleted uranium tank armor. Maybe I'll just put the word in and they can fab you some special bullets. I'm sure that will only break about a dozen or so laws.' -P. |
2,821,801 | female | 27 | indUnk | Taurus | 09,June,2004 | urlLink Whoa . |
2,821,801 | female | 27 | indUnk | Taurus | 09,June,2004 | This reporter from some podunk town in BFE decides to urlLink make a political statement by 'apologizing' for the media's failure in not criticizing Bush's policies enough PRIOR to toppling Saddam. All I've got to say to this guy is: Shut your mealy mouth. If you actually click that link and read it, I'd hope you'd be as disgusted as I am at the tone and the condescention evident therein. Unfortunately, I'm at a loss for the appropriate word to describe the technique employed. Too bad I'm so fat and stupid, right? In any case, this jerk-off's final quote: 'there's no excusing that failure. The only thing that can be said is, Sorry.' No, asshole, that's not the only thing left to be done. Actions speak louder than your empty words (fucking reporters, eh?). Here's the solution: quit you fucker . You failed. You've been shamed. You admitted it. Now quit. Get off the pulpit and go sulk home to mommy you fucking pussy. Oh yeah, and while you're apologizing, why don't you reimburse your employer for the last two years of 'salary' you've stolen from them, you know, now that you've ADMITTED TO FAILING THE JOB YOU WERE HIRED/PAID TO PERFORM . Fucking asshole. People like this are what's wrong with the world. No accountability what-so-ever . This dipshit is just gonna go back to doing whatever he was doing, with no accountability for his actions. Word to the wise pal, an empty 'Sorry' sometimes just won't cut it. |
2,821,801 | female | 27 | indUnk | Taurus | 09,June,2004 | Especially urlLink this guy . |
2,821,801 | female | 27 | indUnk | Taurus | 09,June,2004 | Could you do anything (!) urlLink every single day for 28 years ? I think I forget to eat more often than that. |
2,821,801 | female | 27 | indUnk | Taurus | 09,June,2004 | urlLink PivX goes public! UPDATE: Up urlLink 1700% !!! LOL |
2,821,801 | female | 27 | indUnk | Taurus | 09,June,2004 | urlLink A bomb disposal robot approaches Palestinian teenager Hussam Abdo, identified by neighbors as a member of the Popular Front for the Liberation of Palestine, as he stands isolated at a Israeli checkpoint south of the West Bank town of Nablus Wednesday March 24, 2004, while wearing an explosive-packed belt, in this image from television. Now uploaded to my favorite site on the internet: urlLink Flame HQ !! |
2,821,801 | female | 27 | indUnk | Taurus | 09,June,2004 | urlLink USATODAY.com - Missed opportunities |
2,821,801 | female | 27 | indUnk | Taurus | 09,June,2004 | 310-990-7444 UPDATE : Just call the damn #. lol |
2,821,801 | female | 27 | indUnk | Taurus | 09,June,2004 | urlLink New Hamas chief vows 'no security' for Israel . I'm confused - how is this different from before? |
2,821,801 | female | 27 | indUnk | Taurus | 09,June,2004 | urlLink Pic from recent protest in NYC . O.M.F.G. UPDATE: And urlLink more . Jesus Christ. That people don't denounce this kind of shit kills me. I get all riled up (to the point of adrenaline rushes - full-on 'fight or flight') at the sight of Von's Grocery workers protests, I would most certainly be in jail for man slaughter had I run into these people. I'm literally light-headed reading this shit. |
2,821,801 | female | 27 | indUnk | Taurus | 09,June,2004 | Went out to urlLink Chino Hills with some of the urlLink Team Basso guys this morning. Up at 6, small breakfast (my undoing), out the door by 7, riding by 8:30. Rides with these guys typically go 12 miles or so - decent pace when you're actually riding, but some group members like to be more social than others - so you can rely on taking breaks every few miles or so. What I'm tryin to say is the rides are never slug-fests. After riding for a couple hours riding with the main pack (about 10 of us), we come to the fork in the road, easy home = left, more riding = right. I'm feelin pretty good, crunching people on hills and I think I'm having a good day - so, right it is with 3 other guys. At that point, its about 10:30 and heading into the hottest part of the day (hindsight = 20/20). After dicking around being lost for about an hour or so, we find this 3.5 mile downhill run. Sweet you say, save your energy... nope. The rule in mountain biking goes, what you go down, you must go up. Also, you gotta get your ass off the seat, which means all your weight is on your quads. At the bottom of the hill we made the mistake of stopping - both my quads went out like Michael J. Fox in jenga. I literally had to punch the back of my knee's to unlock the cramps. Little did I know we probably had about 3,000 feet of elevation to climb. LOL. After borrowing a GU from a buddy, and stealing another's water, we set out on our way. At this point, I've already stopped sweating (dehydrated), I'd had the chills for about an hour (dehydrated), was getting dizzy (dehydrated), and was about to urlLink bonk (not enough calories/sugar), all in 100 degree heat that isn't letting up (dehydrated). My only thought, 'I'm fucked'. Needless to say, I got home, and in the event you are writing this off as me being a drama queen, see below. That's almost 4 beats per second folks. Per second . If that still doesn't mean anything to you, urlLink read this . UPDATE : The graph of my ride. Can someone who preferably knows WTF they're doing help me with why my HR is all over the place? urlLink Details here |
2,821,801 | female | 27 | indUnk | Taurus | 09,June,2004 | urlLink You're making progress , but some comments should be the next blog 'upgrade' you make. ;) I was just about 16 when that album came out, and it kicks ass. I forgot about it for probably 8 years, then recently popped it back in my CD rotation - good times, good memories. If I remember correctly, I think '4th of July' was pretty tight, as were some others from the end of the album. I'm tellin you, if you're into this aggro-metal (or whatever you want to call it) - check out my buddy's band, urlLink Aleda , Killswitch Engage, In Flames, Shadows Fall or 36 Crazy Fists (new discovery today for me). 36CF's song 'The heart and the shape' kicks serious ass. urlLink Review here urlLink Download here |
2,821,801 | female | 27 | indUnk | Taurus | 09,June,2004 | urlLink 'Aleda is a NYC-based quartet whose five-track EP contains heaping dollops of smart rock that combines the art of Stone Temple Pilots, the dissonance of Deftones and the grooves of King's X.' Way to be Colin! Be sure to check these guys out - they have some songs for DL at urlLink their website . |
2,821,801 | female | 27 | indUnk | Taurus | 09,June,2004 | Picture album (aka 'Bandwidth Whore' style): The man of the evening - urlLink our party host , about to pour ice cream into his Guinness. Don't worry - I acted quickly and responded with a snap kick to the testes. urlLink Geoff This is Peter, he's a haxxor from Denmark, or something. His resemblance to urlLink Moby is downright scary. urlLink Peter She'll kick your ass (she's irish). All 95 lbs of her - lol. urlLink Tex That hat looks mysteriously Italian by design.... Another snap kick to the testes. urlLink Wanna be ;) There was quite a bit of ass-rubbing going on.... don't ask me I just work here. urlLink Hot ass This is about 5 minutes before Ian threw up. Guess which one Ian is. urlLink Ian Um. I plead the 5th. urlLink Ownage The greatest thing about these two was that they walked in off the street. Nobody in the entire house 1) knew them or 2) had ever seen them before. They ended up being pretty fun. To watch. urlLink Lesbian kiss |
2,821,801 | female | 27 | indUnk | Taurus | 09,June,2004 | urlLink Dorks (rt click > save as). This is the dorkiest, geekiest thing I have ever seen in my entire 25 years of existence on this planet. This smokes even that urlLink fat ass dancing star wars geek . |
2,821,801 | female | 27 | indUnk | Taurus | 09,June,2004 | urlLink Don Watkins was the first blogger I ever read, and the first person ever to link me, thus, I feel a special affinity for him and his blog. Months ago his writing started to change, and I took a bit of a step back - it seemed like he was trying to figure out where he was trying to go with his blog. He concluded that he was going to stop writing for the sake of writing (and focus on his book) - but would be writing when something motivated him. I'm glad to see he has continued writing, and I think this recent post (linked above) is an absolutely fantastic piece. I'm a rather scatter-brained individual, but I know what I want, I know what I like and, for the most part, I know how to get it. I've always felt one of my glaring weaknesses is my inability to communicate my thoughts on paper eloquently enough that I can effectively convey my message. Don, in this post, has taken some very ingrained beliefs of mine (ours) and has presented them in a most eloquent manner. I'll write more on this later - I wanted to get the link out there in case you were looking for something to read. |
2,821,801 | female | 27 | indUnk | Taurus | 09,June,2004 | ' urlLink Mr. Terrorism '? How gauche . Not that I found anything particularly interesting or revealing in this article. The one thing that irked me about it was the French Foreign Ministers use of, 'I think'. Especially when making (what should be) declarative statements like: 'I think we have to coordinate our efforts on the technical level, which would allow us to better assess the realities on the ground, to fight terrorism more effectively,' That qualifier (I think) strikes me as waffle-ish - he's leaving himself an out so that if someone disagree's with him, he can argue that he hasn't really said anything. File this under: Say what you mean, mean what you say. Frog. |
2,821,801 | female | 27 | indUnk | Taurus | 09,June,2004 | My lunch, how festive. |
2,821,801 | female | 27 | indUnk | Taurus | 09,June,2004 | urlLink Sooooooooooooooooooo fucked . Thanks Kyle (again) for the link. I should start to keep a running tally of people who've provided me hilarious links that make it to the blog. Kyle's in the lead by far I think. If anyone can suggest a program to automate something like this, as opposed to me hard-coding an entry in every time, I'd GREATLY appreciate it. :D |
2,821,801 | female | 27 | indUnk | Taurus | 09,June,2004 | Already made it to urlLink eBay . Thanks Kyle for the link! |
2,821,801 | female | 27 | indUnk | Taurus | 09,June,2004 | 'People that bite the hand that feeds them usually lick the boot that kicks them.' - Eric Hoffer |
2,821,801 | female | 27 | indUnk | Taurus | 09,June,2004 | urlLink Brand new $550,000 automobile . Looks like fun. |
2,821,801 | female | 27 | indUnk | Taurus | 09,June,2004 | urlLink Douchebags . I guess we should only expect these fuckwits to try and drive prices up as high as possible, given how our current administration threatens their very survival. Time to break out my 45 MPG motorcycle once again - doesn't look like the 12 MPG truck is gonna be cutting it so much in the near future. Lame. |
2,821,801 | female | 27 | indUnk | Taurus | 09,June,2004 | Why would anyone vote for a guy where the best thing that could happen for his Presidential aspirations would be urlLink another terrorist attack on the US mainland ? This 'logic' is lost on me. |
2,821,801 | female | 27 | indUnk | Taurus | 09,June,2004 | A young and successful executive was traveling down a neighborhood street, going a bit too fast in his new Jaguar. He was watching for kids darting out from between parked cars and slowed down when he thought he saw something. As his car passed, no children appeared. Instead, a brick smashed into the Jag's side door! He slammed on the brakes and backed the Jag back to the spot where the brick had been thrown. The angry driver then jumped out of the car, grabbed the nearest kid and pushed him up against a parked car shouting, 'What was that all about and who are you? Just what the heck are you doing? That's a new car and that brick you threw is going to cost a lot of money. Why did you do it?' The young boy was apologetic. 'Please, mister...please, I'm sorry but I didn't know what else to do,' He pleaded. 'I threw the brick because no one else would stop...' With tears dripping down his face and off his chin, the youth pointed to a spot just around a parked car. “It's my brother,' he said. 'He rolled off the curb and fell out of his wheelchair and I can't lift him up.' Now sobbing, the boy asked the stunned executive, 'Would you please help me get him back into his wheelchair? He's hurt and he's too heavy for me.' Moved beyond words, the driver tried to swallow the rapidly swelling lump in his throat. He hurriedly lifted the handicapped boy back into the wheelchair, then took out a linen handkerchief and dabbed at the fresh scrapes and cuts. A quick look told him everything was going to be okay. 'Thank you and may God bless you,' the grateful chid told the stranger. Too shook up for words, the man simply watched the boy push his wheelchair-bound brother down the sidewalk toward their home. It was a long, slow walk back to the Jaguar. The damage was very noticeable, but the driver never bothered to repair the dented side door. He kept the dent there to remind him of this message 'Don't go through life so fast that someone has to throw a brick at you to get your attention!' God whispers in our souls and speaks to our hearts. Sometimes when we don't have time to listen, He has to throw a brick at us. It's our choice to listen or not. |
2,821,801 | female | 27 | indUnk | Taurus | 09,June,2004 | Looks like urlLink Socialists won the elections in Spain . It appears the deciding factor was a pacifistic mentality towards facing the harsh realities of this world. Islamo-facists: 1, Democracy: 0. Wonder what we should expect come November. UPDATE : As an LGF reader pointed out earlier today, ' urlLink Bomb the Vote ' appears to be Al-Quaeda's new war cry. This is just further evidence supporting my claims lambasting our 'ADD Generation'. Or, more, appropriately, our ADD world . UPDATE 2 : urlLink The Australian News posts a great piece on the significance of the Spanish capitulation to Islamofacists. One of the best, well-written articles I've read on the topic yet. Please do check it out . |
2,821,801 | female | 27 | indUnk | Taurus | 09,June,2004 | So, urlLink my buddy scored his friends urlLink Cheyenne Turbo for the weekend, and we're headed out to the urlLink Darpa Grand Challenge - the un-manned vehicle race from Barstow to Vegas. WOOT WOOT! I'll be sure to post some pics when I get back! UPDATE : Back yesterday. The original format was set to be about 300 miles, which was then reduced to 150 miles - of which, the top-seeded competitor ( urlLink Red Team , our friends [ urlLink here's Nick ]) only finished 7 miles. Ooof. We heard a little bit about the course from the 'nav team' - 30 degree grades, switch backs up mountains, pretty ugly stuff. We got the low-down that what killed red team was that the nav system (broken a week ago when they urlLink flipped the bitch in a training run, went a little haywire and sent the hummer into a couple fence posts, plowed them over, then into a few more metal poles, plowed them over,then it found something it couldn't quite knock down, so it got pent up on it - front axle got smashed. Once stuck, the rear wheels kept spinning till they dug themselves a nice little hole in a gravel pit. The computer kept 'driving' until it noticed the rear wheel had shredded and was on fire. Oops. We waited around for a few hours to see if we could get some pictures of the smashed vehicle - but they had serious trouble getting a flat bed tow truck out there given the terrain - so we never did get to see the havoc. Below find some random pictures from the weekend - all in all a good time. urlLink Fear and Loathing in Barstow urlLink Some entrants in the paddock urlLink Red Team post-crash press meeting urlLink An 'autonamous' bot urlLink The 'Cajun Bot' urlLink Team 'Cyber Rider' entrance Oh yeah, and how could I forget (enter bandwidth whore): urlLink Our ride for the weekend urlLink You'rs truly figuring out HTF to work the CD player/Nav system urlLink Expensive urlLink Vroom fucking vroom |
2,821,801 | female | 27 | indUnk | Taurus | 09,June,2004 | Libbo singles out, what just so happens to be, urlLink my favorite movie . The Way of the Gun has some of the best one-liners, and two of the coolest main characters I've seen in a movie. I don't have enough fingers, toes, or freckles to count the times I've seen that movie. |
2,821,801 | female | 27 | indUnk | Taurus | 09,June,2004 | urlLink Glenn's right , we're not gonna hear to much about this in the mainstream news media. However, those of us with friends in the mid-east have reason to be glad. |
2,821,801 | female | 27 | indUnk | Taurus | 09,June,2004 | urlLink Hot Abercrombie Chick! Props to urlLink Allah's pants for 'discovering' her. |
2,821,801 | female | 27 | indUnk | Taurus | 09,June,2004 | Typically a pretty socialist rag, but urlLink this article brings to the surface, and sheds a little light on, an issue that (in my limited knowledge/experience) plagues America today. Then again, I'm more apt to attribute it to our 'ADD Generation' (the memememenownownow's), and a cultural shift to a more conservative base (call it growing pains). |
2,821,801 | female | 27 | indUnk | Taurus | 09,June,2004 | Just went to check my referrals, and urlLink got this - there is no way NOBODY on the internet has linked me. :/ Right? UPDATE: Looks to be running again, and never thought I'd get somebody from Technorati to comment on my blog. Weird. Heh. |
2,821,801 | female | 27 | indUnk | Taurus | 09,June,2004 | Libbo's doll urlLink viciously attacked Lisa's boobs over at Lagmonkey. Just randomly cruising his blog when I saw this and laughed my ass off. Weird that not all his posts show up on a Technorati search though. Hmmm. |
2,821,801 | female | 27 | indUnk | Taurus | 09,June,2004 | urlLink Finally . The kid's next. |
2,821,801 | female | 27 | indUnk | Taurus | 09,June,2004 | Remember back in January when I found that movie, ' urlLink Ichi the Killer ' on-line (it was pretty much the gnarliest film ever made) - and I claimed that this was one movie you will urlLink NEVER find at blockbuster ? Movie review after I watch it. UPDATE: Just watched it, didn't even get to finish it it was so bad. Don't bother. Might be fun to add to 'the collection' as the goriest movie you've seen, but that's about it. |
2,821,801 | female | 27 | indUnk | Taurus | 09,June,2004 | Hey fatty, stop gettin' wasted on the job, how many times do I have to tell you? I thought you might be interested and possibly entertained by urlLink this : 'It is firstly almost unreadable for anyone with a brain, filled with weird, pathological agendas and bad writing. It is also a story masquerading as a philosophy' I won't spoil your own conclusion of this type of thinking, by telling you what I think. |
2,821,801 | female | 27 | indUnk | Taurus | 09,June,2004 | Lunch. |
2,821,801 | female | 27 | indUnk | Taurus | 09,June,2004 | While sitting at your desk, lift your right foot off the floor and make clockwise circles. Now, while doing this, draw the number '6' in the air with your right hand. Your foot will change direction and there's nothing you can do about it. |
2,821,801 | female | 27 | indUnk | Taurus | 09,June,2004 | Recent effects of my job/job environment: 1) Abnormal stress levels 2) Chronic sickness - something wrong with my throat every week 3) Extremely moody 4) Just today I got the 'you come across as very angry' 5) Sense of futility b/c the people I work with are idiots 6) Head aches by 10:30 (at the latest) EVERY DAY 7) Lack of motivation to do anything outside of work Additionally, I just got word that the person I'm working with who's such a PITA has driven 3 people out of the company, and has been the major contributing factor to 3 different 'break downs'. Brilliant. |
2,821,801 | female | 27 | indUnk | Taurus | 09,June,2004 | [Jacked from my post on the urlLink R6 Message Net - you can see responses there.] Well, on valued recommendations I went out and bought two games for my computer last night. I thought I was getting tired of diablo2, so figured some variety would help. I purchased 'never winter nights gold' and 'unreal2' - for about $50 total (combined). Let me just say, both suck my sweaty nuts. I expected the FPS to be a little easier (b/c it's made for retarded ADD children) - but it was just boring, and very stupid. Doesn't seem much has changed since the days of 'Doom' and 'Duke Nukem'. Neverwinter nights is kind of a D&D game - so I expected strategy etc - it took me an hour to make my character. So, after I make my character (Boofy McBoofersen) I try to play the fucking game (you know, the reason I BOUGHT IT) - and I have to sit through fucking 45 minutes of bullshit text, and talk to 50,000 people, 50,000 times each, before I get to go kill shit. Then, what happens, I walk outside to try and kill a dog or the first thing I see - the GUI has about 10,000 options and I think a chicken killed me while I was trying to figure out wtf to do. So, folks, save your fuckin money. I'm writing this off as a learning experience. Needless to say, I'm pretty disappointed in these games. I tried again, today, to play U2 - I got about 5 minutes in and said 'fuck this'. So, if anyone wants to buy either or both of these off me, let me know. |
2,821,801 | female | 27 | indUnk | Taurus | 09,June,2004 | Funny how the segment of the economy that has performed the best (in the past 60 years) under 'Democratic' leadership, has been the urlLink oil industry . |
2,821,801 | female | 27 | indUnk | Taurus | 09,June,2004 | I just found this cool-ass javascript from urlLink Mike the Marine's Blog (via: urlLink Lagmonkey ) - that tracks who's referred me in the last 24 hours. Fun game, let's see how insignificant my blog really is. Heh. |
2,821,801 | female | 27 | indUnk | Taurus | 09,June,2004 | A letter from a 'true-blue' Vietnam Vet to urlLink John Kerry . Granted, it's from Townhall, so take it with a grain of salt, however, realize that it was only published by them, not written. This is definitely worth reading. |
2,821,801 | female | 27 | indUnk | Taurus | 09,June,2004 | On my way in I snapped this, maybe you can read it, maybe you can't. Cost of living out here sucks donkey nuts. |
2,821,801 | female | 27 | indUnk | Taurus | 09,June,2004 | These, taken at lunch time (on the cell phone): Translation: Pic 1 (top to bottom): 'Fear this', blah blah blah Racing, and Mitsubishi Pic 2: Mega Speed *ahem* BWAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHH. |
2,821,801 | female | 27 | indUnk | Taurus | 09,June,2004 | With all the news on TV lately about the sub zero weather and snow that the east coast and upstate NY areas are experiencing, we shouldn't forget that Southern California has it's share of devastating weather also. I've attached a photo illustrating the excessive damage caused to a home from a west coast storm that passed through the Los Angeles area a couple of days ago. It really makes you cherish what you have, and reminds us not to take life for granted!!! Warning: urlLink The attached picture is quite graphic |
2,821,801 | female | 27 | indUnk | Taurus | 09,June,2004 | urlLink l a g m o n k e y Hah! I've been waitin for this one! Welcome (officially) to the blog-o-sphere! |
2,821,801 | female | 27 | indUnk | Taurus | 09,June,2004 | In theory, the government can now track where urlLink every $20 bill is spent . Yikes. |
2,821,801 | female | 27 | indUnk | Taurus | 09,June,2004 | With all the flap going on about WMD in Iraq, I think this article found on urlLink Slashdot is worth mentioning. It has to do with the CIA secretly sabotaging software the Russians bought (UPDATE: 'stole') to run their pipelines. Opposition to this Administrations handling of the situation in Iraq is founded on the premise that we have not yet found WMD's - fair enough, as far as Joe Average/non-CIA knows. What today's 'anti-Bush' crowd don't seem to understand is there were many many many reasons to depose of Saddam (womens rights, mass torture/murder, environmental issues to name a few) - however, b/c of the extreme ignorance of the American populous (admit it folks), the administration calculated it would pursue the avenue that would strike the *most* fear in your average American, hence our rationale became 'WMD proliferation'. Does that mean they 'sexed up the dossier' as has been purported, or that 'Bush lied' - IMO, no, it simply means the President carefully selected his argument. He consequently won 'the debate' too. Hindsight being 20/20 doesn't mean shit - I think we can all agree that with Saddam being gone, the world is a better place. How all this ties into the slashdot article, is that people who do their homework also knew there were many more reasons to 'invade' Iraq. In this instance (slashdot article) - we are only NOW (12 years later) finding out about one of the tactics our Government (under Reagan) used to cripple the Soviet Union. According to 'today's' anti-Bush crowd argument, the government should have fully disclosed to ALL American Citizens what it intended to do to Russia, have Congress approve it, then have the UN ratify the action. Honestly folks, how effective would that have been? Same difference in going to the UN to actually enforce something pertaining to Iraq - I mean, we've already shown the extent of corruption within the UN, and how that pork-barrell bullshit flowed through to Hussein as well. Intentions were compromised at our (as a Nation) expense. Ridiculous, effing ridiculous. |
2,821,801 | female | 27 | indUnk | Taurus | 09,June,2004 | OK, yeah, this is probably gonna raise a GIANT shit-storm. And let me preface this by saying I'm *REALLY* not racist, but some of these are just flat out funny. Commence the barrage: urlLink The Racial Slur Database . And MikeB ownz me for showing me this link!! |
2,821,801 | female | 27 | indUnk | Taurus | 09,June,2004 | So, my buddy's band urlLink Aleda , who I've been pimping on my blog for months now, has a urlLink new demo out. Go DL it you scallywag! :) This tune is more vocals than their 'older' stuff - a bit harder hitting too. I really dig these guys, and Colin also got me going on urlLink In Flames , urlLink Kill Switch Engage and urlLink Shadows Fall - which are some of my favorite bands right now. |
2,821,801 | female | 27 | indUnk | Taurus | 09,June,2004 | I made an awesome sandwich. Heh. Haven't been blogging much lately - too much other shit going on between work and life. Need to find some motivation to get back on the horse. |
2,821,801 | female | 27 | indUnk | Taurus | 09,June,2004 | If you have any suggestions as to how I can make this thing even *more* organized, please advise. I'm expecting to be pretty fat this weekend, so not much activity - which means I can work on re-vamping my blog. Keep in mind, I'm a tech retard, so no flash, no fancy graphics and nothing that requires more than changing font colors ;) ;) |
2,821,801 | female | 27 | indUnk | Taurus | 09,June,2004 | urlLink Hot DAMN this is a great article from the folks over at National Review. |
2,821,801 | female | 27 | indUnk | Taurus | 09,June,2004 | Oh my, am I glad I didn't read urlLink this at work. |
2,821,801 | female | 27 | indUnk | Taurus | 09,June,2004 | Warning: Bread is Evil. Did you know: 1) More than 98 percent of convicted criminals are bread eaters ! 2) Exactly half of all children who grow up in bread - eating households score in the bottom 50% on standardized IQ tests ! 3) In the 19th century, when virtually all bread was baked in the home, the average life expectancy was less than 55 years; infant mortality rates were unacceptably high; many women died in childbirth; and diseases such as typhoid, scarlet fever, smallpox and influenza ravaged entire nations ! 4) Statistics show that more than 75 % of violent crimes are committed within 24 hours of eating bread ! 5) Bread is made from a substance called 'dough.' Researchers have proven that as little as one pound of dough can choke a large animal like a horse. The average person eats more bread than that in one month ! 6) Bread is known to be extremely addictive. Subjects deprived of bread and given only water, actually begged for bread after just two days ! 7) Bread is a 'gateway' food item, which usually leads to such items as butter, jam, peanut butter and even ... bacon ! 8) Bread has been proven to kill. Scientists have now uncovered alarming evidence that 100% of the people who eat bread will eventually die ! 9) Unattended newborn babies can choke on bread ! 10) Bread is baked at temperatures as high as 425 degrees Fahrenheit ! Don't laugh...that kind of heat can kill a full grown adult in less than five minutes. 11) 96 % of cancer victims eventually admit that they've eaten bread ! File this under: The beauty of statistics. (Thanks Mango!) If you're wondering, W.T.F. is fat kid talking about now, he's eaten one too many crullers or something, this all in response to email pleas (see below) from a co-worker, begging for me (and all my co-workers) to give money to the 'Million Mom March' (I'm not even linking it for a number of reasons, the first being it was conceived by a bored-ass housewife who saw coverage of Columbine on TV ) - a march protesting gun violence, the NRA, and our Second Amendment to name a few. In any case, I'd let the first email go, b/c the woman propagandizing the march has had 2 kids killed in gang-related violence. I don't know about you, but is it callous of me to recommend that you MOVE after the first one gets jacked? Nah, that would be smart . Regardless, it happened, and I'm sad - but that doesn't give her any authority to disseminate BULLSHIT emails to the rest of the company trying to guilt us into giving money to a BULLSHIT cause that is trying to strip my freedoms. So, as I mentioned, I let the first email slip - just talked to HR about it. Then, the second, third, fourth and fifth emails came across my desk - from a couple people in that office. W.T.F. I'll see if I can round them up so you can get a flavor for what I'm dealing with here.... OK, fifth email first: =================================== As many of you are aware, XXX is active with the Million Mom March. Many of us at the XXX platform would like to join together for this year's march, which is to be held on May 9 (Mother's Day), in support of XXX. Anyone who wants to participate should register through the link listed below. Registering only takes a couple of minutes on-line. Please let me know if you intend to participate, since we will be having t-shirts made for the event . (Let me know t-shirt sizes and we will try to accommodate those requests as well...) More information will follow about the event. Those who cannot participate but who would like to make a donation are welcome to do so by sending a check payable to the Million Mom March to me in the XXX office. We will likely have other opportunities to contribute in support of XXX and her family in the future. (emphasis mine) Fourth email: =================================== In lieu of flowers, two suggestions for XXX would be to send in a donation to the Million Mom March, or to the XXX Memorial Gift Fund. (See below.) There also is discussion of doing something for XXX's grandaughter, with details to be worked out later. This year's Million Mom March is to be held in Washington on May 9. XXX, XXX, and I will be organizing a team of XXX people to march in support of XXX. We will be providing more information next week on this event, and hope that many of those here locally will be able to participate. |
2,821,801 | female | 27 | indUnk | Taurus | 09,June,2004 | They've got a brand new urlLink Shari'a court system up there - you know, the system that allows you to beat your wife to death for looking at something besides her feet. Cool. |
2,821,801 | female | 27 | indUnk | Taurus | 09,June,2004 | Article over at urlLink Yahoo! News with Kofi defining his organizations position on the issue. The most damning quote: 'We had no mandate to stop oil smuggling,' Annan said. 'There was no way the UN could have stopped it.' What a genuine piece of shit this guy is - that statement is wrong on so many levels. |
2,821,801 | female | 27 | indUnk | Taurus | 09,June,2004 | This should put a nice, big urlLink permanent dent in the morale of the 'Bush Lied' crowd, one would think. If only this would get some media coverage... |
2,821,801 | female | 27 | indUnk | Taurus | 09,June,2004 | It seems like nobody ever comments on my blog, y'all just rely on AIM. Is it b/c you don't want everyone seeing that you laugh at stuff? Or that you don't want to give your email away? Or that you're lazy ;) To get rid of all that bullshit, just make up a BS email account, and use some recognizable name, then tell the comment program to 'remember you' and you'll never have to fill that shit in again. I only bring this up b/c a lot of funny responses come out of the IM convo's - and I'd like to be able to share them with other readers. :D |
2,821,801 | female | 27 | indUnk | Taurus | 09,June,2004 | B/c I don't feel like re-typing this - here's a brief synopsis of my weekend (via an IM convo): animus949: check this animus949: race at 4,500 feet (kinda high) animus949: temperatures in the mid 90's animus949: noon start (my shift) animus949: working on a cold already animus949: not enough warm (heart rate sky rockets) animus949: i won the prologue (HR even higher) animus949: couldn't get HR *below* 190 for the first 5 miles animus949: dehydration sets in in lap one (figured this out later) animus949: by lap 2, calves had cramped, quads were gone, shins were gone and hams were on their way animus949: so i crased into a tree at 25 animus949: got impaled on a stick animus949: didn't know it was there till 6 miles later when i finished the lap animus949: that's no big deal, the big deal was my dehydration - within 2 hours of finishing i was dizzy, light headed, cold sweats and puking all over animus949: had to bum a ride to the hospital 25 miles away animus949: waited 6 FUCKING HOURS TO SEE A DOCTOR animus949: all while throwing up inthe lobby animus949: they pumped 5 LITERS of fluid into me before i even started to THINK about pissing animus949: usually it only takes people .5 liters animus949: i needed 10 times that animus949: spent the night there, went back to the race at 0800 Despite all this, out of 500 racers I still had a top 10 best lap time overall. This is me in the hospital, at about 4:30 Sunday morning... And some action shots from the race: Me, hangin out about 10 minutes prior to the race starting. No I'm not on a bike b/c this race started with a run of about 600 meters, followed by a 'parade lap' around the camp ground, then followed by a lap of the race course. Me in the transition from run > bike during the prologue. Me winning the prologue (not that it counted for anything). End of lap two, later in the day - this was the stick that I go impaled on during my little 'get off into the tree' episode. The stick went in my shorts, out my shorts and back into my shorts. No fvcking IDEA how that happened. Also funny to notice you can see I'm getting notably more pale as the day went on - and check those bags under my eyes - lol. |
2,821,801 | female | 27 | indUnk | Taurus | 09,June,2004 | Heading out to Idylwild, CA to compete in the urlLink 24 Hours of Adrenaline . Before you ask, no I'm not doing it solo - this will be a 5 man effort. Each person completes one 11-mile loop, then gets to rest while the other guys ride. Seeing as how I'm the 'young buck' of the crew, I get to go first (cluster fvck le mans style start - which means run a mile, parade loop around camp ground, then race a lap), and I also get to pick up the slack if, say at 0300, someone doesn't feel like riding. Hah. Should be a blast. Expected total mileage for the 24 hours is between 60 and 70. :D I'm comin back Sunday, so don't expect posting until then at the earliest. I'm also going to try and put together a photo-blog of the event, should definitely be bandwidth intensive. Woo hoo. Have a safe weekend and catch you on the flip side. |
2,821,801 | female | 27 | indUnk | Taurus | 09,June,2004 | So, I'm sitting in my office, looking out at this overheating car in the parking lot - looks like this guys radiator blew up or something - he'd just pulled into this spare urlLink parking space . Next thing you know the smoke starts getting urlLink thicker & urlLink thicker . Until pretty much the whole car is urlLink engulfed . So, as you could see in the previous picture, the urlLink fire department rolls up and gets some water on it. Here's what was urlLink left over . I went down afterwords to try and get a picture of the motor and the interior (which were completely scorched out - NOTHING left), but I felt a twang of conscience walking over with the camera. I'd asked permission to take the pictures you see here, but when I walked down the second time, I felt like a complete shit bag taking pictures of this kids car all burnt to a crisp. All I could bring myself to ask was, 'What caused it' - apparently a fuel line. Guess I can no longer say 'nothing fun happens to me' - b/c this was pretty damn random. |
2,821,801 | female | 27 | indUnk | Taurus | 09,June,2004 | Looks like as an 'active blogger user' I'm eligible for a urlLink GMAIL account!! Something I've been tryin to get for MONTHS! effin SWEEEET! Thanks urlLink Blogger and urlLink Google ! Alright, all you bitches need to urlLink send me an email (!!), I gotta get some base info for my filter to start kickin in. I'm such.a.dork for being this excited about this. lol UPDATE: Holy god, the GUI is gonna take a little getting used to. I'm *really* diggin the ability of the program to 'hide' or 'unhide' the email history - it allows you to see the first line of an email, and then hide all the other bullshit. Conversation log example: I sent an email to my dad, then he responded, and I responded back again - the conversation log shows one message with a '(3)' next to it - so I can track back (in 1 place) all the messages with that subject header. The only weird thing is that it also tracks who last responded (being 'ME') - so the way I'm used to reading email it looks like a sent file, as I have to look one person to the right to see who it was addressed to (I'm not sure that made any sense....). UPDATE #2: Oops. Ok, I fucked up, it doesnt track who the last two commenters were - it tracks the originator of the email, THEN the last commenter. Cool. I'm going to test this by sending an email to a list and have people comment to see how google treats the responses. Again, another thing to note is there is no 'header' columns, like in Outlook (my normal email program). You cannot sort by date, topic, file size etc. The file size data sort is gonna be the one I'm going to miss - as I used that 'sort by' every once in a while. More to come as I play with the application more. |
2,821,801 | female | 27 | indUnk | Taurus | 09,June,2004 | @ Danny's B-day party urlLink One urlLink Two urlLink Three urlLink Four Git yo booty on tha floor |
2,821,801 | female | 27 | indUnk | Taurus | 09,June,2004 | The result? Enter, stage right: urlLink The Blogosphere . |
2,821,801 | female | 27 | indUnk | Taurus | 09,June,2004 | Via: Mango Hi to you too honey! From everyone in Network Services you just mailed this to ... (notice the '000' address you send this email to). -----Original Message----- From: Jerry Ruiz at 098 Sent:Tuesday, April 20, 2004 2:10 PM To:Ray Bickham at 098; 000 Subject: Hi Honey Heh. |
2,821,801 | female | 27 | indUnk | Taurus | 09,June,2004 | Yes folks, this is not a joke - urlLink he's protesting , which will, in turn draw more attention to his fucked up economic 'policies' (if you can call them that). This literally had me laughing out loud. |
2,821,801 | female | 27 | indUnk | Taurus | 09,June,2004 | Not that we needed a graph to figure this out, but this map helps show YoY gains. Jesus. No wonder I'm gettin priced out of the market. |
2,821,801 | female | 27 | indUnk | Taurus | 09,June,2004 | Didn't intend for urlLink my comments to this post to be construed as a publicity stunt, but referrer logs don't lie. I'll see if I can get a post together at some point in my busy day to discuss what I feel defines a true 'hero'. FWIW I think this all comes down to the old liberal trick of bastardizing language ( urlLink case in point ) to justify means to an end. For, unfortunately, I look around me these days, and I don't see any hero's. Our ADD-ridden society is serverely deficient in the 'conviction' department, and to this jaded 25 year old, hero's appear to be a thing of the past. Adding insult to injury, the more we try and seek hero's in our everday lives (to make ourselves feel better that we're not completely fucked) - the more we cheapen the concept and spiral further away from the essence of 'heroism'. More to come. I guess the best quick analogy I can come up with is the William Wallace example - the character Mel Gibson played in Braveheart. I think this is the first image that comes to peoples minds when they hear about the defiant Italian who was un-ceremoniously urlLink shot in the neck by human filth, the same murder Al Jazeera is touting as 'too violent' for their animalistic audience. An interesting thing was happening in the comments section of Allah's post noted above - people started calling this courageous soul a hero . While that was also my initial gut reaction, I changed my mind when I started thinking about it. I empathize with the bandwagon jumpers - they want to make a martyr out of this man. Whether your motivation is to get angry at Muslims, or feel superior to them, or simply to feel SOMETHING about what happened - we should put those things aside if we're going to label one man, above all other comers a hero. What he did was defiant? Yes. Courageous? Yes. Noble? Very much so. Heart wrenching? Fuck yes. Heroic? No. I'd put forth the only argument that could be made that this man be recognized as a hero would be for his ability to view his situation with an unclouded mind, and recognize, with 100% clarity the extent of his situation and turn it into the absolute best thing possible. However, in my opinion, that earns my deep-seated respect (and it's not an outburst I'll likely forget for the rest of my life - for this certainly is one of those things we'll tell our grandkids), but not the exalted title of Hero. More after lunch, I need food. |
2,821,801 | female | 27 | indUnk | Taurus | 09,June,2004 | John Kerry issues urlLink a statement addressing Rumsfelds comment that troops are urlLink fungible . I think John Kerry needs to take another peek at the definition of fungible before he criticizes Rummy again. This too will blow up in JFK's face. |
2,821,801 | female | 27 | indUnk | Taurus | 09,June,2004 | UCONN students urlLink sodomize campus after Final Four victories for both their men's and women's team. Of course I'd be out there shooting these fvcks with my HK if any of these were my car....but they're not, so I'll blog about it instead. Thx Timmay for the link! P.S. That's Mike Boys in #4. |
2,821,801 | female | 27 | indUnk | Taurus | 09,June,2004 | urlLink Straight from the horses' mouth (Al Jazeera). Looks like our muffin man hiding out in Najaf has come to the stark realization that his bravado and demagoguery will most likely result in him riddled with a plethora of .50 cal rounds. urlLink Not a pleasant experience . Wonder what would have happened, if our Marines hadn't cordoned off his city and threatened to waste the fuck out of him. I wonder if we could have appeased our way to his heart. |
2,821,801 | female | 27 | indUnk | Taurus | 09,June,2004 | Woo hooo! Dawn Olson's urlLink talking about sex again ! This is actually my first time linking her, but read her article and you'll see why that's funny... to me at least. |
2,821,801 | female | 27 | indUnk | Taurus | 09,June,2004 | Why the fuck did he just call what we're doing in Iraq an 'occupation'? Did anyone else catch that... |
2,821,801 | female | 27 | indUnk | Taurus | 09,June,2004 | urlLink Stupid Dog - rt. click, save as foo. |
2,821,801 | female | 27 | indUnk | Taurus | 09,June,2004 | urlLink lgf: The Arab Way of War Last line. |
2,821,801 | female | 27 | indUnk | Taurus | 09,June,2004 | urlLink Russian Captives Freed in Baghdad Some weird shit appears to be going down in Iraq. It's like the locals have been kidnapping the hell out of random countries workers, they releasing them 5 minutes later. I wonder if this is their version of 'psyops' - meaning they're trying to convey the message that they can kidnap people at will, and release who they want (note they haven't released the American truck driver). Pretty fucking stupid - however I guess it will weed out the weaker of the Coalition members - you know, see who'll cave at the slightest provocation. |
2,821,801 | female | 27 | indUnk | Taurus | 09,June,2004 | Ever have one of those days where you set your Media Player to 'random' and let it run through your ENTIRE music selection (in my case, about 1,100 songs) - and for its' life it can't come up with ONE.GOOD.SONG? Well, that is my day, and it's thoroughly pissing me off. |
2,821,801 | female | 27 | indUnk | Taurus | 09,June,2004 | Via urlLink Instapundit . What's interesting to me is that this guy was re-elected on an anti-American platform. I'm honestly curious to see what's driving these 'popularity' indices - has German policy changed w/r/t the goings on in Iraq? Have the German people changed their viewpoints? Food for thought - as it all has future relationship implications for our two countries. |
2,821,801 | female | 27 | indUnk | Taurus | 09,June,2004 | Natures cure for constipation. Even when you're not. |
2,821,801 | female | 27 | indUnk | Taurus | 09,June,2004 | urlLink One - 9/11 reference urlLink Two - Vietnam medal-tossing incident urlLink Three - Last century man Hat tip to urlLink Allah for the links. UPDATE: And urlLink my submission . Give it a '5' bitches! lol |
2,821,801 | female | 27 | indUnk | Taurus | 09,June,2004 | Found on the urlLink R6 Message Net . |
2,821,801 | female | 27 | indUnk | Taurus | 09,June,2004 | I had some urlLink custom stickers made up to drop onto my rear window - sent them to urlLink Colin , just to show him, and next thing I know - there it is. Hah. |
2,821,801 | female | 27 | indUnk | Taurus | 09,June,2004 | urlLink North Korea says standoff with US at 'brink of nuclear war' Fuck Kim Jong Il. This is the man who's come out and publicly supported John Kerry's run for President, of course he's going to act belligerent at a time like this (with what's going on in Iraq) and with a Presidential election coming up. That 'Joe-Average' doesn't recognize this is bullshit. |
2,821,801 | female | 27 | indUnk | Taurus | 09,June,2004 | What the... Not sure that this is real, but it was fwd'd to me earlier today. Have already passed it onto urlLink Allah , as he has greater authenticating resources than I - but I figured I should post it, and claim the scoop as nobody else on the 'net seems to be writing about it. urlLink Qaeda-Targeting-Guide-v1-0.pdf Please rt. click and save as muffin heads. Thx. Thanks to Thrak for the heads up if this thing pans out. UPDATE: urlLink Snopes doesn't have it. Should probably try urlLink Internet Haganah next huh. |
2,821,801 | female | 27 | indUnk | Taurus | 09,June,2004 | urlLink lgf: Postcard from the Edge I work with a woman who's husband is in 2/1, as is a friend of mine. Please say a prayer. |
2,821,801 | female | 27 | indUnk | Taurus | 09,June,2004 | urlLink Aaron pulled a fast one on me last night and dragged me out to my first fucking cowboy bar with his girlfriend. Despite my initial hesitation (and total culture shock) I ended up having an incredible time. urlLink Yours truly . urlLink Me and Aaron's GF . urlLink Vanessa, the 'little sister' . ' urlLink Holy fucking shit ' is an appropriate response. urlLink The sisters . |
2,821,801 | female | 27 | indUnk | Taurus | 09,June,2004 | |
2,821,801 | female | 27 | indUnk | Taurus | 09,June,2004 | LMFAO - urlLink The Hornivore ! Don't ever marry, you're The Hornivore. Roaming, sexual, subhuman. The Hornivores (you) are some of the most screwed up and naughty beings in the Universe. And their numbers are growing, mostly due to skipped or misused contraception. You care not. There's one thing you want, one sole need. Half manly, half bestial, you act on instinct, and animal charisma smoothes the way. It's unlikelyyou're driven by much other than your own selfish, orgasmic requirements. Your appearance and personality have evolved for the hunt. Ass beckons, you oblige. For the record, you can happily bang all personality types, however your match percentages might be low with the kinder, more sensible people of the world, purely because they all wish to avoid you. Good luck to them. |
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