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"“Why is the telescope pointed down”\n“…”",
">\n\nBecause if it was pointed up, they’d just see the bottom of the balloon.",
">\n\nI think its time for the Canadians to send them some balloons in response\nStarted has the balloon wars!",
">\n\n99 luftballons",
">\n\nred ones",
">\n\nCall Goldfinger",
">\n\nWell, that is an old one. Wasn't that the reason given about why the U2 that was shot down over the USSR with Francis Gary Powers was flying that day?",
">\n\nAlso same reason USA gave for it balloon flights over USSR and PRC during cold war, when confronted about it. So they are just plain \"oldie but goodie\" excuse and also probably from China bit of \"we haven't forgotten, that you used to do this to us\".",
">\n\nWhy would we believe anything they say?",
">\n\nIt makes sense, doesn't it?\nLike who believes China would send a huge white balloon into the sky for everyone to see with the bare eye and use it for spying purpose? They have satellites to do that secretly. And the USA could take down the balloon any time they want. They simply chose not to do it.\nAnother cheap spying option, like we have seen from Russia since the invasion in Ukraine started: There have been small drone sightings near military installations and military training grounds in Europe. In Norway they even caught operators.\nNo one would use a huge white balloon in the sky. That's something for a Monty Python movie.",
">\n\nIt's also 80000 to 100000.. feet up very not visible to the naked eye. It is visible to radar, but the jet stream hasn't changed much at all over the last month, they knew where it was heading.\n(our passenger jets fly about 36000 feet and are barely visible at cruising altitude)",
">\n\nIt’s currently at 64,200 feet. I’ve seen it as high as 67,000 on the Flightradar24 app. Passenger planes I’ve seen cruising anywhere between 35-45,000 feet.",
">\n\nI mentioned my source in my post, Flightradar24 app.",
">\n\nCould you provide I link, I highly doubt that this balloon has a transponder, are you sure you're not looking at something from project loon?",
">\n\n~~flightradar24.com/***~~\n~~It's the #1 tracked thing in the world atm via MLAT though.~~\nedit: Due to the reply, I'm not sure and removed the probably wrong link.",
">\n\nWhat a maroon … I bamboozled myself, lol. Appreciate your mythbusting on me.",
">\n\nExplained after they got caught?",
">\n\nI can't believe that thing is still in the air.",
">\n\nNormal citizens have no capability to take it down.",
">\n\nTrue, not normally. It seems there would be the type of people out there to figure out a way to do it. Perhaps not normal, but still civilians (non-official, non-police, non-military).",
">\n\nThe only civilians that could do it are Bezos or Musk, for obvious reasons. You must not comprehend just how high that is.",
">\n\n¯\\_(ツ)_/¯ Maybe. Or a not-so-regular macgyver. Perhaps a Felix Baumgartner type only with a different mindset.",
">\n\nNWS has there own balloons and the NWS doesn’t have balloons that big in the atmosphere. Plus the NWS balloons don’t go halfway around the world.",
">\n\nAlso I have a feeling NWS doesn’t keep the data they collect a big secret and they could have easily got data from them if they just asked, or looked it up online…",
">\n\nBut then the data would be in english, and I guess they probly wanted the data in Chinese.",
">\n\nIf they’re being honest they would allow the US to down and it analyze its contents.",
">\n\nI mean it's in US airspace isn't it? Why wasn't it already shot down? God knows what the Chinese are up to\nWill there be diplomatic issues if US shoots it down?",
">\n\nI think the only reason is they don't want to threaten the lives of the people below if it turns out to be a bomb or something.",
">\n\nAlready in the first reports about this balloon, it was stated falling debris is too dangerous, so it's not taken down.\nYou don't need a bomb, a pebble is dangerous from that height.",
">\n\nOk so let’s hit you with a pebble traveling at terminal so we can check the validity of their argument.",
">\n\nSure, it'd probably hurt a little but I'd be fine.\nFor reference a 1cm hailstone has a terminal velocity of only a bit over 15 miles per hour.\nThere's a reason golfball sized hailstorms aren't mass casualty events",
">\n\nAnd if all the components on the instruments and solar panels were made of ice you’d almost have a point!",
">\n\nAre you under the impression things made of ice have a lower terminal velocity than everything else?...\nAlso, weren't we talking about pebbles?",
">\n\nYou realize we don't live in a vacuum, right? Terminal velocity is affected by drag, which is in turn affected by an object's density. You conveniently picked ice, which has an extremely low density, and thus lower drag. \nThe original comment you're contesting with tErMiNaL vEloCiTy! is\n\nAlready in the first reports about this balloon, it was stated falling debris is too dangerous, so it's not taken down.\n\nThe basis of your argument is effectively \"well ice falling out of the sky doesn't hurt anyone, so fragments of metal won't either!\" You know your argument sucks, so you're honing in on semantics of \"how big is the pebble\" and \"what about ice!\", knowing full well that metal debris falling from 60K feet can absolutely hurt someone.\nFurthermore, we can't control the weather (generally speaking), so the tolerance for hail falling on us that is caused by natural weather patterns is dramatically higher than the government having an F-22 slap a giant balloon carrying metal components with an AIM-120 and cause the aftermath to fall all over your property.",
">\n\nI think a lot of folks are thinking that this is a spy balloon but the Chinese are saying it’s a weather balloon. I think that is obviously a very real possibility here. Just one question:\nWhat are the advantages of a balloon over a satellite? Satellites are certainly further away (duh) but with the cameras they have, they can pert near take a picture of a flea on a dog’s ass. Seeing as how china probably already has spy satellites flying over the US without incident, how detailed do they need the images to be that they’d be willing to risk the international kerfuffle?",
">\n\nI call bullshit. You do realize they are controlling its flight path dont you??? This thing has had a non-wind generated flight path. A satellita cannot stay on top of a land area for any length of time due to earth rotation and satellite geo-spatial alignment. They are video taping movement over nuclear silos and miltary bases in Montana.. China is gas lighting us. This is absolute spying. China would have told our govt .. Hey, we have a weather balloon flying over your air space please dont shoot it down.. But no they didnt.. If our govt doesnt shoot this thing down when it can safely and take control of it our govt is now China's bitch..",
">\n\n?\nA GEO satellite can stay over a fixed point for as long as it wants (has power and communications)",
">\n\nYes geo-stationary can.. But lets think about this. Check all that have them.. China, Japan, Russia, US, UK have geo sats maybe a few others.. We all have some data on things... Lower atmosphere surveillance has its advantages, just like what we do for terrorism with planes and drones, but China cant do that over the US on a whim, but if its a \"weather balloon\" gone amuck.. Well all is just fine.and it just so happens to be over US areas they have bought properties in... Weather Satellites that are open source use for many countries can give them all they need for \"weather\".",
">\n\nOh and it has been proven they are controlling it and its moving east now.",
">\n\nOk 3 things\n1) if it is for weather purposes why would it be in a country other than your own\n2) as a weather device you would assume it had a GPS to verify location and weather data to help with whatever bs study they claim\n3) if it was lost why didn’t they say anything or do anything in the thousands of miles it to reach the US coastline. \nThis is obviously not a weather ballon and it’s a stupid excuse to use when you get caught.",
">\n\n\n\nUnderstanding the weather of your adversaries allows you to make better guesses as to things like crop yields. This could allow you to put compete them in the global markets. \n\n\nUh sure?\n\n\nWhy bother? They don't care about our well-being. \n\n\nIt's probably sensing a whole lot more than the weather, so I think this is a \"half\" lie by them. \n\"Sure it's a weather balloon. Also 10 other things but yeah, weather.\"",
">\n\nMy point is that there lie makes no sense at all. It’s a half assed lie, just like every other lie the Chinese make.",
">\n\nIt makes a lot of sense if you understand that China is a dictatorship.",
">\n\nWhy was it flying over a Montana missle base?",
">\n\nJust shoot it down already. It has no business being up there. If it was purely for scientific research they could have just asked.",
">\n\nriiiiight... and those islands you built in the South China Sea weren't for military uses...",
">\n\nYet if it was a US baloon over China they'd be screaming bloody murder well into 2057.",
">\n\nIf it was a balloon over China they would have televised shooting it down without a second's hesitation.",
">\n\nDisregarding anyone below it too.",
">\n\nScientific reason or not. Get it shot down and destroyed.",
">\n\nOh yeah. They just needed to know what the weather was like over the US and they forgot to pay the cable bill so they can't turn on The Weather Channel.",
">\n\nLet’s say it is meteorological why does china need more accurate information on air currents from Chinese mainland to U.S. the only thing I can think of is they are evaluating the amount of radiation that would head their way from a nuclear exchange. Do they know something we don’t? I doubt they would nuke us but maybe putin shared something in confidence with them.",
">\n\nIn that case they would be more worried about radiation coming from Russia after US retaliates",
">\n\nCan’t we just shoot it down with those Jewish space lasers?",
">\n\nThis is probably a stupid question…but is there a way for the US to capture and study tech attached to the balloon to see if China’s reasoning are true or not? It being in the US’s airspace makes it fair game, no?",
">\n\nCan we do balloon wars instead of betacuck Russia-style wars from now on?",
">\n\nThey probably should have asked for permission if that were true.",
">\n\nSure, espionage is part of political science",
">\n\nit's not but okay",
">\n\nThose Nuclear densiometers in the balloon are for weather surveillance",
">\n\nBring that fucker down over the ocean and we’ll just see about that.",
">\n\nWho really believes the CCP?",
">\n\nThey could be telling the truth. Assuming that they're lying is just another form of trust. You trust that they're lying to you.",
">\n\nThey are not telling the truth",
">\n\nI'm not saying they are. I don't have any reason to believe them.\nBut do you have any evidence they're lying?",
">\n\nIt wasn't a weather balloon",
">\n\nHave we found out what it is yet?",
">\n\nDid you read the story? I am guessing not",
">\n\nNo. I'm waiting for a decent quality report on it. A day or two I assume.",
">\n\nSo why was there no “heads up U.S. and Canada we lost our balloon”?",
">\n\nOf course it is, what else could it be, right?\nAnd that Russian boat off the cost of the US a few weeks ago was just studying marine animals.",
">\n\nEasy way for them to drop the seeds of invasive plants across the country.",
">\n\n100% looking at the effects of the Tonga volcano... they (China) have been in a severe drought ever since that thing blew and it's well know that volcanos change the climate temporarily due to stratospheric changes.\nVolcanos emit actual tons of sulfur dioxide that turn into sulfuric acid in the stratosphere. These microscopic droplets actually reflect radiation from the sun back into space and this loss of energy produces weather patterns changes that are poorly understood... this is where the term volcanic winter comes from. Volcanos that produce significant sulfur dioxide releases can cause temporary global cooling due to this sulfuric acid \"shield\" for 2-5 years post eruption. \n1815 saw the eruption of Mt. Tambora that was responsible for the global cooling event known as \"the year without summer.\" \nThen there's the water droplets at all levels of the atmosphere that don't usually contain water... the polar regions have seen an explosion in very rare and very colorful polar stratospheric clouds. These are the most colorful clouds known and only show up a few days on a normal year... They have been a daily occurrence for the last few weeks... so there's definitely a lot of extra moisture in the stratosphere and or other abnormal conditions producing this rare phenomenon. \nBasically the big Earth pimple yeeted actual tons of all sorts of things into low level orbit and the Chinese are probably trying to figure out how to make it rain in China again.",
">\n\nDid you type this as you did your research ? Was this something you already knew? Are you into volcanoes? Are you a meteorologist? \nI have so many questions",
">\n\nVeteran storm chaser and disaster enthusiast.\nI basically keep an eye on most of the possible major natural disaster scenarios like the sun, geological activity, and general atmospheric conditions that might impact the continental US.\nI've been keeping an eye out for Tonga info since it happened and saw the Polar Stratospheric Clouds on Spaceweather.com which I check daily for current space weather conditions. They pretty much keep me updated on everything going on above the \"normal\" weather. \nHonestly it is pretty wild how far my fascination with Texas severe weather has taken me... but even the major solar flares can enhance severe weather days so I keep an eye on it all.",
">\n\nSo then they should have zero issues with us shooting it down..",
">\n\nBlow that fucker out of the sky",
">\n\nI'd say bring it down in one piece so you can study it, and potentially embarrass China further.",
">\n\nBullshit! Above all else China is known for its lies.",
">\n\nThat would be easy to verify: just show us the datastream that comes from its sensors.",
">\n\nI'm pretty sure we're already monitoring that.",
">\n\nThat's the media story. I wonder what the real story is? Can't tell until the electronics are investigated...",
">\n\nsure it is.",
">\n\nBut seriously, has anybody seen any launch codes…",
">\n\nYou left out the part where that's according to China. That's what china said they are. \nChina lies. Like all the time.",
">\n\nChina's govt are nothing but liars",
">\n\nI don't believe that shit. If it is for scientific research it would not be in US airspace.",
">\n\nEveryday, meteorologists around the world release thousands of weather balloons to gather data on the atmosphere. They have no control over where it goes.\nMaybe the smart money is to bet that the U.S. military accurately identified the object and truthfully communicated their conclusions to the public. But sometimes big government institutions make mistakes (gasp, shock!), sometimes they lie for political purposes (no way!), and sometimes they lie as part of the intricate game of espionage and geopolitics (how could they?!).\nWhile it's totally plausible this was some PRC intelligence kit, it's also totally plausible that it turns out to be something dumb like scientists in B.C. surveying wildlife populations and that the military's kneejerk reaction was tainted by growing concerns of a future US/China conflict.",
">\n\nNever trust anything the Chinese government says. It lacks transparency.the Chinese government has yet to admit to it's numerous han rights violations.",
">\n\nThat's low key a good idea",
">\n\nWell the US could and should shoot it down as it is in their airspace and it is unauthorized to be flying there, and tear the fucker apart and see what those cunts really are up to.",
">\n\nThat’s what China expects and wants us to do. It could contain bioweapons.",
">\n\nWant to bet the tinfoil folks will not report this?",
">\n\nDo you think China would be ok if a U.S. weather balloon just happened to be loitering over China for a few days?",
">\n\nUgh, it's a weather balloon. I'm sure that your tin foil may be on too tight, but perspective helps.",
">\n\nYep, the pentagon routinely considers shooting down weather balloons all the time. It just so happens to be in a stable jet stream over our ICBM bases. Nothing to see here. Shoot it down when it gets to a safe space to confirm. I’m certain that the CCP would be ok with us sending a weather balloon with monitoring equipment over China.",
">\n\nThe US chose not to shoot it down specifically because they don't fear it as a surveillance platform. A giant balloon is less stealthy and less capable than advanced spy satellites, which China has plenty of. \nBut why would China be flying giant balloons near US airspace, if not for spying? It's not a threat or a political stunt, because it's just a useless balloon. Now balloons are commonly used for weather monitoring, but why would China care in the slightest about the weather in the US?\nCrazy idea: Geoengineering.\nClimate change is a huge crisis for humanity. Geoengineering is the idea of deliberately modifying the climate to reduce its temperature. We know that huge volcanic eruptions pour sulfur dioxide and other particles into the upper atmosphere that block sunlight, creating a cooling effect (that's volcanic winter, same principle as nuclear winter).\nGeoengineering could be a relatively cheap way to temporarily hold back global warming, but it's controversial because it could have unintended effects. The United Nations or other large intergovernmental bodies would never agree to it--there would just be endless arguments and squabbling. Who would pay for it? Who would be responsible for any unintended consequences?\nBut enter China. Authoritarian China is known for ramming ahead with vast infrastructure projects that only pay off long term, like the Three Gorges Dam or their huge High Speed Rail network. Xi Jinping himself studied as a chemical engineer. So it's a crazy idea, but what if Chinese leadership got worried about climate change? Sure they can invest in renewables and try to cut back on coal plants, but they need energy to modernize, so what if they decided to also secretly start tests with geoengineering to buy themselves (and us all) some time to hold back climate change?\nEnter the balloon. What if the \"weather research\" is actually a platform for distributing particles into the stratosphere in an attempt to induce cooling? A very similar balloon was spotted over Japan a few years ago. (link: Japan Times article) What if they've been secretly launching them at various places around the world, but they lost control of one balloon that just so happened to drift into US airspace? And if the US knows the balloon isn't useful for spying, but they figured out it came from China or a Chinese vessel, then China has to come up with some new excuse for what the balloon is for. So they say it's a \"civilian vessel\" for \"weather research\", but maybe it's actually an advanced test platform for upper atmosphere geoengineering... or maybe not.",
">\n\nDon't you think China should have maybe consulted the u.s. before floating an information gathering device into their airspace? This is still a violation of sovereignty. Whether their motivations are altruistic or not, you can't do that.",
">\n\nI'm not saying China is good or altruistic (because if they were, then yes they would have asked permission). I'm saying that it doesn't make sense for them to be flying spy balloons in the age of satellites, and it doesn't make sense for them to be flying weather balloons halfway around the world. What do they have to gain from this?",
">\n\nTheyre probably testing their version of Fu-Go Balloon Bomb.",
">\n\nAmericans whining about whatever the Chinese are up to will always be funny",
">\n\nWhy would it be funny if it literally is hanging over our country? How could this be a more valid concern? What the hell are you talking about?",
">\n\nThey’re 100% spying on us. We’re 100% spying on them. The performative histrionics are funny.",
">\n\nEven if this isn’t a “spy balloon”, how is it not a valid concern? A flagrant violation if sovereign airspace should be alarming to any country.",
">\n\nAnd we would never do such a thing, right?",
">\n\nAbsolutely nobody said that. If we did, China would have a valid concern. This hypothetical ’whataboutism’ is irrelevant to the facts.",
">\n\nNothing exposes American hypocrisy quite like reactions to Chinese belligerence. I never said it wasn’t a valid concern, just that the whining is funny. Because it is.",
">\n\nWhere have I seen that before? Oh wait a minute... Are we about to see a reverse U-2 incident lol.",
">\n\nYea…OK! 👌",
">\n\nNo big deal. Just like the “civilian Russian fishing trawlers” with lots of antennas that followed my ship around in the 80’s. Nothing to see here comrade.",
">\n\nChina going start giving us hurricane tracks now?",
">\n\nSure, Jan",
">\n\nWe could absolutely shoot it down/ tow it out to sea etc. , but that doesn’t serve the goal, which is to create a sense of fear or anger among the public. Having a general sense of having been attacked or at least being in danger will help to sell whatever the US plans next.",
">\n\n\ntow it out to sea \n\nYeah, we'll just send an SR-71 by with a tow hook.\n\nbut that doesn’t serve the goal, which is to create a sense of fear or anger among the public.\n\nNice of China to oblige them by sending a \"weather balloon\" over the Montana ICBM complex.",
">\n\nThey're trying to send money to the Biden Crime Family SHOOT IT DOWN",
">\n\nOf course it is...",
">\n\nLightning storms are dangerous out in the Plains",
">\n\nYeah right. At least that's what the current administration believes. WE know better.\nDare to have an American \"meteorological\" balloon over any area in China and see how quick it is shot down. Not to mention, trying to buy any parcel of land in China and see how far you get. They are not obsessed with DEI in their learning institutes, their military or in their country. Ask the Uyghurs.\nWhat's wrong with us? We cannot even defend an obvious intrusion into our air space by a known enemy. Soon, unless we get our shit together, it will be too late, and it won't take another two years.",
">\n\nAre you suggesting the CCP is right in their treatment of the Uyghurs?",
">\n\nAbsolutely not!",
">\n\nCOVID delivery bag",
">\n\nThen why is it flying over the USA? Why not fly it over China?",
">\n\nThey're trying to change our weather!!",
">\n\nWhat benefit does using a weather balloon give over using a satellite or something",
">\n\nSensors are not limited to optics. Some need to be physically close to whatever they intend to monitor.",
">\n\nSuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuure... /s",
">\n\nThe Americans have had their own balloons and called them airships at a similar height (maybe a little higher). \nThe Chinese have left it unsaid as it does not threaten anyone. \nIf the Americans shoot this down, their further airship plan (US)is no longer possible.",
">\n\nEin luftballon\nAuf ihrem Weg zum Horizont\nHeilt man fur Ufos aus dem All",
">\n\nI mean they have satellites if they really wanted to spy on the us they wouldn’t send a balloon",
">\n\nIs it not possible to introduce a tiny controlled leak into it?",
">\n\nSounds like the roswell story... Ufo theories incoming in 3...2...1",
">\n\n[X]",
">\n\nMhmm, sure it was a weather balloon. They couldn’t have just asked for that info? Or better, just googled that data? Pretty sure it’s public, extremely well tracked and meteorologists generally don’t keep secrets because, you know, it’s just the fucking weather.",
">\n\nAh, excellent, there is a 100% chance of Missile Fall projected in that area.",
">\n\nSure jan",
">\n\n\"Which is specifically why we didn't notify anyone that it was launched, where it was going to go, and what it was going to be doing ahead of time to avoid any international tensions.\"",
">\n\nThat is such bullshit",
">\n\nB to the S",
">\n\nIt's Tik Tok SPYING ON EVERYONE",
">\n\nOh sure, sure",
">\n\nThey need to take this balloon down so my chickens will start laying eggs again! - old man yelling at cloud",
">\n\nDam no one ever send me balloons",
">\n\n“Other”",
">\n\n\"alarabiya.net\" um, yeah, no",
">\n\nOh, bother",
">\n\nWhy don’t we send some of our own scientific equipment over Beijing and take some tasteful nudes of Winnie the Pooh",
">\n\nLet's send a few weather balloons to check their pollution levels.",
">\n\nSearch and study in your own skies!!! I don't believe anything they say",
">\n\ncough cough BULLSHIT cough cough",
">\n\nWhat a shitshow... Ccp backed one",
">\n\nCan we get Alan Eustace to sky dive onto it and take a selfie? I think most people would tune in to see that…",
">\n\nThat's total bullshit",
">\n\nCan we all collectively call bullshit?",
">\n\nWhy would they be interested in our weather anyway?",
">\n\nSend Canadian geese",
">\n\nThen why has it twice demonstrated the ability to change directions contrary to the wind.\nJust shoot it down already. If a US \"weather balloon\" went toward China, it'd be shot down well before they let it get into their airspace. Globally we need to stop being so tolerant of China's nonsense",
">\n\nWelp China said it so it must be true!!!"
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Sure bro, and tik tok is a social media app... | [
"“Why is the telescope pointed down”\n“…”",
">\n\nBecause if it was pointed up, they’d just see the bottom of the balloon.",
">\n\nI think its time for the Canadians to send them some balloons in response\nStarted has the balloon wars!",
">\n\n99 luftballons",
">\n\nred ones",
">\n\nCall Goldfinger",
">\n\nWell, that is an old one. Wasn't that the reason given about why the U2 that was shot down over the USSR with Francis Gary Powers was flying that day?",
">\n\nAlso same reason USA gave for it balloon flights over USSR and PRC during cold war, when confronted about it. So they are just plain \"oldie but goodie\" excuse and also probably from China bit of \"we haven't forgotten, that you used to do this to us\".",
">\n\nWhy would we believe anything they say?",
">\n\nIt makes sense, doesn't it?\nLike who believes China would send a huge white balloon into the sky for everyone to see with the bare eye and use it for spying purpose? They have satellites to do that secretly. And the USA could take down the balloon any time they want. They simply chose not to do it.\nAnother cheap spying option, like we have seen from Russia since the invasion in Ukraine started: There have been small drone sightings near military installations and military training grounds in Europe. In Norway they even caught operators.\nNo one would use a huge white balloon in the sky. That's something for a Monty Python movie.",
">\n\nIt's also 80000 to 100000.. feet up very not visible to the naked eye. It is visible to radar, but the jet stream hasn't changed much at all over the last month, they knew where it was heading.\n(our passenger jets fly about 36000 feet and are barely visible at cruising altitude)",
">\n\nIt’s currently at 64,200 feet. I’ve seen it as high as 67,000 on the Flightradar24 app. Passenger planes I’ve seen cruising anywhere between 35-45,000 feet.",
">\n\nI mentioned my source in my post, Flightradar24 app.",
">\n\nCould you provide I link, I highly doubt that this balloon has a transponder, are you sure you're not looking at something from project loon?",
">\n\n~~flightradar24.com/***~~\n~~It's the #1 tracked thing in the world atm via MLAT though.~~\nedit: Due to the reply, I'm not sure and removed the probably wrong link.",
">\n\nWhat a maroon … I bamboozled myself, lol. Appreciate your mythbusting on me.",
">\n\nExplained after they got caught?",
">\n\nI can't believe that thing is still in the air.",
">\n\nNormal citizens have no capability to take it down.",
">\n\nTrue, not normally. It seems there would be the type of people out there to figure out a way to do it. Perhaps not normal, but still civilians (non-official, non-police, non-military).",
">\n\nThe only civilians that could do it are Bezos or Musk, for obvious reasons. You must not comprehend just how high that is.",
">\n\n¯\\_(ツ)_/¯ Maybe. Or a not-so-regular macgyver. Perhaps a Felix Baumgartner type only with a different mindset.",
">\n\nNWS has there own balloons and the NWS doesn’t have balloons that big in the atmosphere. Plus the NWS balloons don’t go halfway around the world.",
">\n\nAlso I have a feeling NWS doesn’t keep the data they collect a big secret and they could have easily got data from them if they just asked, or looked it up online…",
">\n\nBut then the data would be in english, and I guess they probly wanted the data in Chinese.",
">\n\nIf they’re being honest they would allow the US to down and it analyze its contents.",
">\n\nI mean it's in US airspace isn't it? Why wasn't it already shot down? God knows what the Chinese are up to\nWill there be diplomatic issues if US shoots it down?",
">\n\nI think the only reason is they don't want to threaten the lives of the people below if it turns out to be a bomb or something.",
">\n\nAlready in the first reports about this balloon, it was stated falling debris is too dangerous, so it's not taken down.\nYou don't need a bomb, a pebble is dangerous from that height.",
">\n\nOk so let’s hit you with a pebble traveling at terminal so we can check the validity of their argument.",
">\n\nSure, it'd probably hurt a little but I'd be fine.\nFor reference a 1cm hailstone has a terminal velocity of only a bit over 15 miles per hour.\nThere's a reason golfball sized hailstorms aren't mass casualty events",
">\n\nAnd if all the components on the instruments and solar panels were made of ice you’d almost have a point!",
">\n\nAre you under the impression things made of ice have a lower terminal velocity than everything else?...\nAlso, weren't we talking about pebbles?",
">\n\nYou realize we don't live in a vacuum, right? Terminal velocity is affected by drag, which is in turn affected by an object's density. You conveniently picked ice, which has an extremely low density, and thus lower drag. \nThe original comment you're contesting with tErMiNaL vEloCiTy! is\n\nAlready in the first reports about this balloon, it was stated falling debris is too dangerous, so it's not taken down.\n\nThe basis of your argument is effectively \"well ice falling out of the sky doesn't hurt anyone, so fragments of metal won't either!\" You know your argument sucks, so you're honing in on semantics of \"how big is the pebble\" and \"what about ice!\", knowing full well that metal debris falling from 60K feet can absolutely hurt someone.\nFurthermore, we can't control the weather (generally speaking), so the tolerance for hail falling on us that is caused by natural weather patterns is dramatically higher than the government having an F-22 slap a giant balloon carrying metal components with an AIM-120 and cause the aftermath to fall all over your property.",
">\n\nI think a lot of folks are thinking that this is a spy balloon but the Chinese are saying it’s a weather balloon. I think that is obviously a very real possibility here. Just one question:\nWhat are the advantages of a balloon over a satellite? Satellites are certainly further away (duh) but with the cameras they have, they can pert near take a picture of a flea on a dog’s ass. Seeing as how china probably already has spy satellites flying over the US without incident, how detailed do they need the images to be that they’d be willing to risk the international kerfuffle?",
">\n\nI call bullshit. You do realize they are controlling its flight path dont you??? This thing has had a non-wind generated flight path. A satellita cannot stay on top of a land area for any length of time due to earth rotation and satellite geo-spatial alignment. They are video taping movement over nuclear silos and miltary bases in Montana.. China is gas lighting us. This is absolute spying. China would have told our govt .. Hey, we have a weather balloon flying over your air space please dont shoot it down.. But no they didnt.. If our govt doesnt shoot this thing down when it can safely and take control of it our govt is now China's bitch..",
">\n\n?\nA GEO satellite can stay over a fixed point for as long as it wants (has power and communications)",
">\n\nYes geo-stationary can.. But lets think about this. Check all that have them.. China, Japan, Russia, US, UK have geo sats maybe a few others.. We all have some data on things... Lower atmosphere surveillance has its advantages, just like what we do for terrorism with planes and drones, but China cant do that over the US on a whim, but if its a \"weather balloon\" gone amuck.. Well all is just fine.and it just so happens to be over US areas they have bought properties in... Weather Satellites that are open source use for many countries can give them all they need for \"weather\".",
">\n\nOh and it has been proven they are controlling it and its moving east now.",
">\n\nOk 3 things\n1) if it is for weather purposes why would it be in a country other than your own\n2) as a weather device you would assume it had a GPS to verify location and weather data to help with whatever bs study they claim\n3) if it was lost why didn’t they say anything or do anything in the thousands of miles it to reach the US coastline. \nThis is obviously not a weather ballon and it’s a stupid excuse to use when you get caught.",
">\n\n\n\nUnderstanding the weather of your adversaries allows you to make better guesses as to things like crop yields. This could allow you to put compete them in the global markets. \n\n\nUh sure?\n\n\nWhy bother? They don't care about our well-being. \n\n\nIt's probably sensing a whole lot more than the weather, so I think this is a \"half\" lie by them. \n\"Sure it's a weather balloon. Also 10 other things but yeah, weather.\"",
">\n\nMy point is that there lie makes no sense at all. It’s a half assed lie, just like every other lie the Chinese make.",
">\n\nIt makes a lot of sense if you understand that China is a dictatorship.",
">\n\nWhy was it flying over a Montana missle base?",
">\n\nJust shoot it down already. It has no business being up there. If it was purely for scientific research they could have just asked.",
">\n\nriiiiight... and those islands you built in the South China Sea weren't for military uses...",
">\n\nYet if it was a US baloon over China they'd be screaming bloody murder well into 2057.",
">\n\nIf it was a balloon over China they would have televised shooting it down without a second's hesitation.",
">\n\nDisregarding anyone below it too.",
">\n\nScientific reason or not. Get it shot down and destroyed.",
">\n\nOh yeah. They just needed to know what the weather was like over the US and they forgot to pay the cable bill so they can't turn on The Weather Channel.",
">\n\nLet’s say it is meteorological why does china need more accurate information on air currents from Chinese mainland to U.S. the only thing I can think of is they are evaluating the amount of radiation that would head their way from a nuclear exchange. Do they know something we don’t? I doubt they would nuke us but maybe putin shared something in confidence with them.",
">\n\nIn that case they would be more worried about radiation coming from Russia after US retaliates",
">\n\nCan’t we just shoot it down with those Jewish space lasers?",
">\n\nThis is probably a stupid question…but is there a way for the US to capture and study tech attached to the balloon to see if China’s reasoning are true or not? It being in the US’s airspace makes it fair game, no?",
">\n\nCan we do balloon wars instead of betacuck Russia-style wars from now on?",
">\n\nThey probably should have asked for permission if that were true.",
">\n\nSure, espionage is part of political science",
">\n\nit's not but okay",
">\n\nThose Nuclear densiometers in the balloon are for weather surveillance",
">\n\nBring that fucker down over the ocean and we’ll just see about that.",
">\n\nWho really believes the CCP?",
">\n\nThey could be telling the truth. Assuming that they're lying is just another form of trust. You trust that they're lying to you.",
">\n\nThey are not telling the truth",
">\n\nI'm not saying they are. I don't have any reason to believe them.\nBut do you have any evidence they're lying?",
">\n\nIt wasn't a weather balloon",
">\n\nHave we found out what it is yet?",
">\n\nDid you read the story? I am guessing not",
">\n\nNo. I'm waiting for a decent quality report on it. A day or two I assume.",
">\n\nSo why was there no “heads up U.S. and Canada we lost our balloon”?",
">\n\nOf course it is, what else could it be, right?\nAnd that Russian boat off the cost of the US a few weeks ago was just studying marine animals.",
">\n\nEasy way for them to drop the seeds of invasive plants across the country.",
">\n\n100% looking at the effects of the Tonga volcano... they (China) have been in a severe drought ever since that thing blew and it's well know that volcanos change the climate temporarily due to stratospheric changes.\nVolcanos emit actual tons of sulfur dioxide that turn into sulfuric acid in the stratosphere. These microscopic droplets actually reflect radiation from the sun back into space and this loss of energy produces weather patterns changes that are poorly understood... this is where the term volcanic winter comes from. Volcanos that produce significant sulfur dioxide releases can cause temporary global cooling due to this sulfuric acid \"shield\" for 2-5 years post eruption. \n1815 saw the eruption of Mt. Tambora that was responsible for the global cooling event known as \"the year without summer.\" \nThen there's the water droplets at all levels of the atmosphere that don't usually contain water... the polar regions have seen an explosion in very rare and very colorful polar stratospheric clouds. These are the most colorful clouds known and only show up a few days on a normal year... They have been a daily occurrence for the last few weeks... so there's definitely a lot of extra moisture in the stratosphere and or other abnormal conditions producing this rare phenomenon. \nBasically the big Earth pimple yeeted actual tons of all sorts of things into low level orbit and the Chinese are probably trying to figure out how to make it rain in China again.",
">\n\nDid you type this as you did your research ? Was this something you already knew? Are you into volcanoes? Are you a meteorologist? \nI have so many questions",
">\n\nVeteran storm chaser and disaster enthusiast.\nI basically keep an eye on most of the possible major natural disaster scenarios like the sun, geological activity, and general atmospheric conditions that might impact the continental US.\nI've been keeping an eye out for Tonga info since it happened and saw the Polar Stratospheric Clouds on Spaceweather.com which I check daily for current space weather conditions. They pretty much keep me updated on everything going on above the \"normal\" weather. \nHonestly it is pretty wild how far my fascination with Texas severe weather has taken me... but even the major solar flares can enhance severe weather days so I keep an eye on it all.",
">\n\nSo then they should have zero issues with us shooting it down..",
">\n\nBlow that fucker out of the sky",
">\n\nI'd say bring it down in one piece so you can study it, and potentially embarrass China further.",
">\n\nBullshit! Above all else China is known for its lies.",
">\n\nThat would be easy to verify: just show us the datastream that comes from its sensors.",
">\n\nI'm pretty sure we're already monitoring that.",
">\n\nThat's the media story. I wonder what the real story is? Can't tell until the electronics are investigated...",
">\n\nsure it is.",
">\n\nBut seriously, has anybody seen any launch codes…",
">\n\nYou left out the part where that's according to China. That's what china said they are. \nChina lies. Like all the time.",
">\n\nChina's govt are nothing but liars",
">\n\nI don't believe that shit. If it is for scientific research it would not be in US airspace.",
">\n\nEveryday, meteorologists around the world release thousands of weather balloons to gather data on the atmosphere. They have no control over where it goes.\nMaybe the smart money is to bet that the U.S. military accurately identified the object and truthfully communicated their conclusions to the public. But sometimes big government institutions make mistakes (gasp, shock!), sometimes they lie for political purposes (no way!), and sometimes they lie as part of the intricate game of espionage and geopolitics (how could they?!).\nWhile it's totally plausible this was some PRC intelligence kit, it's also totally plausible that it turns out to be something dumb like scientists in B.C. surveying wildlife populations and that the military's kneejerk reaction was tainted by growing concerns of a future US/China conflict.",
">\n\nNever trust anything the Chinese government says. It lacks transparency.the Chinese government has yet to admit to it's numerous han rights violations.",
">\n\nThat's low key a good idea",
">\n\nWell the US could and should shoot it down as it is in their airspace and it is unauthorized to be flying there, and tear the fucker apart and see what those cunts really are up to.",
">\n\nThat’s what China expects and wants us to do. It could contain bioweapons.",
">\n\nWant to bet the tinfoil folks will not report this?",
">\n\nDo you think China would be ok if a U.S. weather balloon just happened to be loitering over China for a few days?",
">\n\nUgh, it's a weather balloon. I'm sure that your tin foil may be on too tight, but perspective helps.",
">\n\nYep, the pentagon routinely considers shooting down weather balloons all the time. It just so happens to be in a stable jet stream over our ICBM bases. Nothing to see here. Shoot it down when it gets to a safe space to confirm. I’m certain that the CCP would be ok with us sending a weather balloon with monitoring equipment over China.",
">\n\nThe US chose not to shoot it down specifically because they don't fear it as a surveillance platform. A giant balloon is less stealthy and less capable than advanced spy satellites, which China has plenty of. \nBut why would China be flying giant balloons near US airspace, if not for spying? It's not a threat or a political stunt, because it's just a useless balloon. Now balloons are commonly used for weather monitoring, but why would China care in the slightest about the weather in the US?\nCrazy idea: Geoengineering.\nClimate change is a huge crisis for humanity. Geoengineering is the idea of deliberately modifying the climate to reduce its temperature. We know that huge volcanic eruptions pour sulfur dioxide and other particles into the upper atmosphere that block sunlight, creating a cooling effect (that's volcanic winter, same principle as nuclear winter).\nGeoengineering could be a relatively cheap way to temporarily hold back global warming, but it's controversial because it could have unintended effects. The United Nations or other large intergovernmental bodies would never agree to it--there would just be endless arguments and squabbling. Who would pay for it? Who would be responsible for any unintended consequences?\nBut enter China. Authoritarian China is known for ramming ahead with vast infrastructure projects that only pay off long term, like the Three Gorges Dam or their huge High Speed Rail network. Xi Jinping himself studied as a chemical engineer. So it's a crazy idea, but what if Chinese leadership got worried about climate change? Sure they can invest in renewables and try to cut back on coal plants, but they need energy to modernize, so what if they decided to also secretly start tests with geoengineering to buy themselves (and us all) some time to hold back climate change?\nEnter the balloon. What if the \"weather research\" is actually a platform for distributing particles into the stratosphere in an attempt to induce cooling? A very similar balloon was spotted over Japan a few years ago. (link: Japan Times article) What if they've been secretly launching them at various places around the world, but they lost control of one balloon that just so happened to drift into US airspace? And if the US knows the balloon isn't useful for spying, but they figured out it came from China or a Chinese vessel, then China has to come up with some new excuse for what the balloon is for. So they say it's a \"civilian vessel\" for \"weather research\", but maybe it's actually an advanced test platform for upper atmosphere geoengineering... or maybe not.",
">\n\nDon't you think China should have maybe consulted the u.s. before floating an information gathering device into their airspace? This is still a violation of sovereignty. Whether their motivations are altruistic or not, you can't do that.",
">\n\nI'm not saying China is good or altruistic (because if they were, then yes they would have asked permission). I'm saying that it doesn't make sense for them to be flying spy balloons in the age of satellites, and it doesn't make sense for them to be flying weather balloons halfway around the world. What do they have to gain from this?",
">\n\nTheyre probably testing their version of Fu-Go Balloon Bomb.",
">\n\nAmericans whining about whatever the Chinese are up to will always be funny",
">\n\nWhy would it be funny if it literally is hanging over our country? How could this be a more valid concern? What the hell are you talking about?",
">\n\nThey’re 100% spying on us. We’re 100% spying on them. The performative histrionics are funny.",
">\n\nEven if this isn’t a “spy balloon”, how is it not a valid concern? A flagrant violation if sovereign airspace should be alarming to any country.",
">\n\nAnd we would never do such a thing, right?",
">\n\nAbsolutely nobody said that. If we did, China would have a valid concern. This hypothetical ’whataboutism’ is irrelevant to the facts.",
">\n\nNothing exposes American hypocrisy quite like reactions to Chinese belligerence. I never said it wasn’t a valid concern, just that the whining is funny. Because it is.",
">\n\nWhere have I seen that before? Oh wait a minute... Are we about to see a reverse U-2 incident lol.",
">\n\nYea…OK! 👌",
">\n\nNo big deal. Just like the “civilian Russian fishing trawlers” with lots of antennas that followed my ship around in the 80’s. Nothing to see here comrade.",
">\n\nChina going start giving us hurricane tracks now?",
">\n\nSure, Jan",
">\n\nWe could absolutely shoot it down/ tow it out to sea etc. , but that doesn’t serve the goal, which is to create a sense of fear or anger among the public. Having a general sense of having been attacked or at least being in danger will help to sell whatever the US plans next.",
">\n\n\ntow it out to sea \n\nYeah, we'll just send an SR-71 by with a tow hook.\n\nbut that doesn’t serve the goal, which is to create a sense of fear or anger among the public.\n\nNice of China to oblige them by sending a \"weather balloon\" over the Montana ICBM complex.",
">\n\nThey're trying to send money to the Biden Crime Family SHOOT IT DOWN",
">\n\nOf course it is...",
">\n\nLightning storms are dangerous out in the Plains",
">\n\nYeah right. At least that's what the current administration believes. WE know better.\nDare to have an American \"meteorological\" balloon over any area in China and see how quick it is shot down. Not to mention, trying to buy any parcel of land in China and see how far you get. They are not obsessed with DEI in their learning institutes, their military or in their country. Ask the Uyghurs.\nWhat's wrong with us? We cannot even defend an obvious intrusion into our air space by a known enemy. Soon, unless we get our shit together, it will be too late, and it won't take another two years.",
">\n\nAre you suggesting the CCP is right in their treatment of the Uyghurs?",
">\n\nAbsolutely not!",
">\n\nCOVID delivery bag",
">\n\nThen why is it flying over the USA? Why not fly it over China?",
">\n\nThey're trying to change our weather!!",
">\n\nWhat benefit does using a weather balloon give over using a satellite or something",
">\n\nSensors are not limited to optics. Some need to be physically close to whatever they intend to monitor.",
">\n\nSuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuure... /s",
">\n\nThe Americans have had their own balloons and called them airships at a similar height (maybe a little higher). \nThe Chinese have left it unsaid as it does not threaten anyone. \nIf the Americans shoot this down, their further airship plan (US)is no longer possible.",
">\n\nEin luftballon\nAuf ihrem Weg zum Horizont\nHeilt man fur Ufos aus dem All",
">\n\nI mean they have satellites if they really wanted to spy on the us they wouldn’t send a balloon",
">\n\nIs it not possible to introduce a tiny controlled leak into it?",
">\n\nSounds like the roswell story... Ufo theories incoming in 3...2...1",
">\n\n[X]",
">\n\nMhmm, sure it was a weather balloon. They couldn’t have just asked for that info? Or better, just googled that data? Pretty sure it’s public, extremely well tracked and meteorologists generally don’t keep secrets because, you know, it’s just the fucking weather.",
">\n\nAh, excellent, there is a 100% chance of Missile Fall projected in that area.",
">\n\nSure jan",
">\n\n\"Which is specifically why we didn't notify anyone that it was launched, where it was going to go, and what it was going to be doing ahead of time to avoid any international tensions.\"",
">\n\nThat is such bullshit",
">\n\nB to the S",
">\n\nIt's Tik Tok SPYING ON EVERYONE",
">\n\nOh sure, sure",
">\n\nThey need to take this balloon down so my chickens will start laying eggs again! - old man yelling at cloud",
">\n\nDam no one ever send me balloons",
">\n\n“Other”",
">\n\n\"alarabiya.net\" um, yeah, no",
">\n\nOh, bother",
">\n\nWhy don’t we send some of our own scientific equipment over Beijing and take some tasteful nudes of Winnie the Pooh",
">\n\nLet's send a few weather balloons to check their pollution levels.",
">\n\nSearch and study in your own skies!!! I don't believe anything they say",
">\n\ncough cough BULLSHIT cough cough",
">\n\nWhat a shitshow... Ccp backed one",
">\n\nCan we get Alan Eustace to sky dive onto it and take a selfie? I think most people would tune in to see that…",
">\n\nThat's total bullshit",
">\n\nCan we all collectively call bullshit?",
">\n\nWhy would they be interested in our weather anyway?",
">\n\nSend Canadian geese",
">\n\nThen why has it twice demonstrated the ability to change directions contrary to the wind.\nJust shoot it down already. If a US \"weather balloon\" went toward China, it'd be shot down well before they let it get into their airspace. Globally we need to stop being so tolerant of China's nonsense",
">\n\nWelp China said it so it must be true!!!",
">\n\ncall it what you want, I call it scraps."
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"“Why is the telescope pointed down”\n“…”",
">\n\nBecause if it was pointed up, they’d just see the bottom of the balloon.",
">\n\nI think its time for the Canadians to send them some balloons in response\nStarted has the balloon wars!",
">\n\n99 luftballons",
">\n\nred ones",
">\n\nCall Goldfinger",
">\n\nWell, that is an old one. Wasn't that the reason given about why the U2 that was shot down over the USSR with Francis Gary Powers was flying that day?",
">\n\nAlso same reason USA gave for it balloon flights over USSR and PRC during cold war, when confronted about it. So they are just plain \"oldie but goodie\" excuse and also probably from China bit of \"we haven't forgotten, that you used to do this to us\".",
">\n\nWhy would we believe anything they say?",
">\n\nIt makes sense, doesn't it?\nLike who believes China would send a huge white balloon into the sky for everyone to see with the bare eye and use it for spying purpose? They have satellites to do that secretly. And the USA could take down the balloon any time they want. They simply chose not to do it.\nAnother cheap spying option, like we have seen from Russia since the invasion in Ukraine started: There have been small drone sightings near military installations and military training grounds in Europe. In Norway they even caught operators.\nNo one would use a huge white balloon in the sky. That's something for a Monty Python movie.",
">\n\nIt's also 80000 to 100000.. feet up very not visible to the naked eye. It is visible to radar, but the jet stream hasn't changed much at all over the last month, they knew where it was heading.\n(our passenger jets fly about 36000 feet and are barely visible at cruising altitude)",
">\n\nIt’s currently at 64,200 feet. I’ve seen it as high as 67,000 on the Flightradar24 app. Passenger planes I’ve seen cruising anywhere between 35-45,000 feet.",
">\n\nI mentioned my source in my post, Flightradar24 app.",
">\n\nCould you provide I link, I highly doubt that this balloon has a transponder, are you sure you're not looking at something from project loon?",
">\n\n~~flightradar24.com/***~~\n~~It's the #1 tracked thing in the world atm via MLAT though.~~\nedit: Due to the reply, I'm not sure and removed the probably wrong link.",
">\n\nWhat a maroon … I bamboozled myself, lol. Appreciate your mythbusting on me.",
">\n\nExplained after they got caught?",
">\n\nI can't believe that thing is still in the air.",
">\n\nNormal citizens have no capability to take it down.",
">\n\nTrue, not normally. It seems there would be the type of people out there to figure out a way to do it. Perhaps not normal, but still civilians (non-official, non-police, non-military).",
">\n\nThe only civilians that could do it are Bezos or Musk, for obvious reasons. You must not comprehend just how high that is.",
">\n\n¯\\_(ツ)_/¯ Maybe. Or a not-so-regular macgyver. Perhaps a Felix Baumgartner type only with a different mindset.",
">\n\nNWS has there own balloons and the NWS doesn’t have balloons that big in the atmosphere. Plus the NWS balloons don’t go halfway around the world.",
">\n\nAlso I have a feeling NWS doesn’t keep the data they collect a big secret and they could have easily got data from them if they just asked, or looked it up online…",
">\n\nBut then the data would be in english, and I guess they probly wanted the data in Chinese.",
">\n\nIf they’re being honest they would allow the US to down and it analyze its contents.",
">\n\nI mean it's in US airspace isn't it? Why wasn't it already shot down? God knows what the Chinese are up to\nWill there be diplomatic issues if US shoots it down?",
">\n\nI think the only reason is they don't want to threaten the lives of the people below if it turns out to be a bomb or something.",
">\n\nAlready in the first reports about this balloon, it was stated falling debris is too dangerous, so it's not taken down.\nYou don't need a bomb, a pebble is dangerous from that height.",
">\n\nOk so let’s hit you with a pebble traveling at terminal so we can check the validity of their argument.",
">\n\nSure, it'd probably hurt a little but I'd be fine.\nFor reference a 1cm hailstone has a terminal velocity of only a bit over 15 miles per hour.\nThere's a reason golfball sized hailstorms aren't mass casualty events",
">\n\nAnd if all the components on the instruments and solar panels were made of ice you’d almost have a point!",
">\n\nAre you under the impression things made of ice have a lower terminal velocity than everything else?...\nAlso, weren't we talking about pebbles?",
">\n\nYou realize we don't live in a vacuum, right? Terminal velocity is affected by drag, which is in turn affected by an object's density. You conveniently picked ice, which has an extremely low density, and thus lower drag. \nThe original comment you're contesting with tErMiNaL vEloCiTy! is\n\nAlready in the first reports about this balloon, it was stated falling debris is too dangerous, so it's not taken down.\n\nThe basis of your argument is effectively \"well ice falling out of the sky doesn't hurt anyone, so fragments of metal won't either!\" You know your argument sucks, so you're honing in on semantics of \"how big is the pebble\" and \"what about ice!\", knowing full well that metal debris falling from 60K feet can absolutely hurt someone.\nFurthermore, we can't control the weather (generally speaking), so the tolerance for hail falling on us that is caused by natural weather patterns is dramatically higher than the government having an F-22 slap a giant balloon carrying metal components with an AIM-120 and cause the aftermath to fall all over your property.",
">\n\nI think a lot of folks are thinking that this is a spy balloon but the Chinese are saying it’s a weather balloon. I think that is obviously a very real possibility here. Just one question:\nWhat are the advantages of a balloon over a satellite? Satellites are certainly further away (duh) but with the cameras they have, they can pert near take a picture of a flea on a dog’s ass. Seeing as how china probably already has spy satellites flying over the US without incident, how detailed do they need the images to be that they’d be willing to risk the international kerfuffle?",
">\n\nI call bullshit. You do realize they are controlling its flight path dont you??? This thing has had a non-wind generated flight path. A satellita cannot stay on top of a land area for any length of time due to earth rotation and satellite geo-spatial alignment. They are video taping movement over nuclear silos and miltary bases in Montana.. China is gas lighting us. This is absolute spying. China would have told our govt .. Hey, we have a weather balloon flying over your air space please dont shoot it down.. But no they didnt.. If our govt doesnt shoot this thing down when it can safely and take control of it our govt is now China's bitch..",
">\n\n?\nA GEO satellite can stay over a fixed point for as long as it wants (has power and communications)",
">\n\nYes geo-stationary can.. But lets think about this. Check all that have them.. China, Japan, Russia, US, UK have geo sats maybe a few others.. We all have some data on things... Lower atmosphere surveillance has its advantages, just like what we do for terrorism with planes and drones, but China cant do that over the US on a whim, but if its a \"weather balloon\" gone amuck.. Well all is just fine.and it just so happens to be over US areas they have bought properties in... Weather Satellites that are open source use for many countries can give them all they need for \"weather\".",
">\n\nOh and it has been proven they are controlling it and its moving east now.",
">\n\nOk 3 things\n1) if it is for weather purposes why would it be in a country other than your own\n2) as a weather device you would assume it had a GPS to verify location and weather data to help with whatever bs study they claim\n3) if it was lost why didn’t they say anything or do anything in the thousands of miles it to reach the US coastline. \nThis is obviously not a weather ballon and it’s a stupid excuse to use when you get caught.",
">\n\n\n\nUnderstanding the weather of your adversaries allows you to make better guesses as to things like crop yields. This could allow you to put compete them in the global markets. \n\n\nUh sure?\n\n\nWhy bother? They don't care about our well-being. \n\n\nIt's probably sensing a whole lot more than the weather, so I think this is a \"half\" lie by them. \n\"Sure it's a weather balloon. Also 10 other things but yeah, weather.\"",
">\n\nMy point is that there lie makes no sense at all. It’s a half assed lie, just like every other lie the Chinese make.",
">\n\nIt makes a lot of sense if you understand that China is a dictatorship.",
">\n\nWhy was it flying over a Montana missle base?",
">\n\nJust shoot it down already. It has no business being up there. If it was purely for scientific research they could have just asked.",
">\n\nriiiiight... and those islands you built in the South China Sea weren't for military uses...",
">\n\nYet if it was a US baloon over China they'd be screaming bloody murder well into 2057.",
">\n\nIf it was a balloon over China they would have televised shooting it down without a second's hesitation.",
">\n\nDisregarding anyone below it too.",
">\n\nScientific reason or not. Get it shot down and destroyed.",
">\n\nOh yeah. They just needed to know what the weather was like over the US and they forgot to pay the cable bill so they can't turn on The Weather Channel.",
">\n\nLet’s say it is meteorological why does china need more accurate information on air currents from Chinese mainland to U.S. the only thing I can think of is they are evaluating the amount of radiation that would head their way from a nuclear exchange. Do they know something we don’t? I doubt they would nuke us but maybe putin shared something in confidence with them.",
">\n\nIn that case they would be more worried about radiation coming from Russia after US retaliates",
">\n\nCan’t we just shoot it down with those Jewish space lasers?",
">\n\nThis is probably a stupid question…but is there a way for the US to capture and study tech attached to the balloon to see if China’s reasoning are true or not? It being in the US’s airspace makes it fair game, no?",
">\n\nCan we do balloon wars instead of betacuck Russia-style wars from now on?",
">\n\nThey probably should have asked for permission if that were true.",
">\n\nSure, espionage is part of political science",
">\n\nit's not but okay",
">\n\nThose Nuclear densiometers in the balloon are for weather surveillance",
">\n\nBring that fucker down over the ocean and we’ll just see about that.",
">\n\nWho really believes the CCP?",
">\n\nThey could be telling the truth. Assuming that they're lying is just another form of trust. You trust that they're lying to you.",
">\n\nThey are not telling the truth",
">\n\nI'm not saying they are. I don't have any reason to believe them.\nBut do you have any evidence they're lying?",
">\n\nIt wasn't a weather balloon",
">\n\nHave we found out what it is yet?",
">\n\nDid you read the story? I am guessing not",
">\n\nNo. I'm waiting for a decent quality report on it. A day or two I assume.",
">\n\nSo why was there no “heads up U.S. and Canada we lost our balloon”?",
">\n\nOf course it is, what else could it be, right?\nAnd that Russian boat off the cost of the US a few weeks ago was just studying marine animals.",
">\n\nEasy way for them to drop the seeds of invasive plants across the country.",
">\n\n100% looking at the effects of the Tonga volcano... they (China) have been in a severe drought ever since that thing blew and it's well know that volcanos change the climate temporarily due to stratospheric changes.\nVolcanos emit actual tons of sulfur dioxide that turn into sulfuric acid in the stratosphere. These microscopic droplets actually reflect radiation from the sun back into space and this loss of energy produces weather patterns changes that are poorly understood... this is where the term volcanic winter comes from. Volcanos that produce significant sulfur dioxide releases can cause temporary global cooling due to this sulfuric acid \"shield\" for 2-5 years post eruption. \n1815 saw the eruption of Mt. Tambora that was responsible for the global cooling event known as \"the year without summer.\" \nThen there's the water droplets at all levels of the atmosphere that don't usually contain water... the polar regions have seen an explosion in very rare and very colorful polar stratospheric clouds. These are the most colorful clouds known and only show up a few days on a normal year... They have been a daily occurrence for the last few weeks... so there's definitely a lot of extra moisture in the stratosphere and or other abnormal conditions producing this rare phenomenon. \nBasically the big Earth pimple yeeted actual tons of all sorts of things into low level orbit and the Chinese are probably trying to figure out how to make it rain in China again.",
">\n\nDid you type this as you did your research ? Was this something you already knew? Are you into volcanoes? Are you a meteorologist? \nI have so many questions",
">\n\nVeteran storm chaser and disaster enthusiast.\nI basically keep an eye on most of the possible major natural disaster scenarios like the sun, geological activity, and general atmospheric conditions that might impact the continental US.\nI've been keeping an eye out for Tonga info since it happened and saw the Polar Stratospheric Clouds on Spaceweather.com which I check daily for current space weather conditions. They pretty much keep me updated on everything going on above the \"normal\" weather. \nHonestly it is pretty wild how far my fascination with Texas severe weather has taken me... but even the major solar flares can enhance severe weather days so I keep an eye on it all.",
">\n\nSo then they should have zero issues with us shooting it down..",
">\n\nBlow that fucker out of the sky",
">\n\nI'd say bring it down in one piece so you can study it, and potentially embarrass China further.",
">\n\nBullshit! Above all else China is known for its lies.",
">\n\nThat would be easy to verify: just show us the datastream that comes from its sensors.",
">\n\nI'm pretty sure we're already monitoring that.",
">\n\nThat's the media story. I wonder what the real story is? Can't tell until the electronics are investigated...",
">\n\nsure it is.",
">\n\nBut seriously, has anybody seen any launch codes…",
">\n\nYou left out the part where that's according to China. That's what china said they are. \nChina lies. Like all the time.",
">\n\nChina's govt are nothing but liars",
">\n\nI don't believe that shit. If it is for scientific research it would not be in US airspace.",
">\n\nEveryday, meteorologists around the world release thousands of weather balloons to gather data on the atmosphere. They have no control over where it goes.\nMaybe the smart money is to bet that the U.S. military accurately identified the object and truthfully communicated their conclusions to the public. But sometimes big government institutions make mistakes (gasp, shock!), sometimes they lie for political purposes (no way!), and sometimes they lie as part of the intricate game of espionage and geopolitics (how could they?!).\nWhile it's totally plausible this was some PRC intelligence kit, it's also totally plausible that it turns out to be something dumb like scientists in B.C. surveying wildlife populations and that the military's kneejerk reaction was tainted by growing concerns of a future US/China conflict.",
">\n\nNever trust anything the Chinese government says. It lacks transparency.the Chinese government has yet to admit to it's numerous han rights violations.",
">\n\nThat's low key a good idea",
">\n\nWell the US could and should shoot it down as it is in their airspace and it is unauthorized to be flying there, and tear the fucker apart and see what those cunts really are up to.",
">\n\nThat’s what China expects and wants us to do. It could contain bioweapons.",
">\n\nWant to bet the tinfoil folks will not report this?",
">\n\nDo you think China would be ok if a U.S. weather balloon just happened to be loitering over China for a few days?",
">\n\nUgh, it's a weather balloon. I'm sure that your tin foil may be on too tight, but perspective helps.",
">\n\nYep, the pentagon routinely considers shooting down weather balloons all the time. It just so happens to be in a stable jet stream over our ICBM bases. Nothing to see here. Shoot it down when it gets to a safe space to confirm. I’m certain that the CCP would be ok with us sending a weather balloon with monitoring equipment over China.",
">\n\nThe US chose not to shoot it down specifically because they don't fear it as a surveillance platform. A giant balloon is less stealthy and less capable than advanced spy satellites, which China has plenty of. \nBut why would China be flying giant balloons near US airspace, if not for spying? It's not a threat or a political stunt, because it's just a useless balloon. Now balloons are commonly used for weather monitoring, but why would China care in the slightest about the weather in the US?\nCrazy idea: Geoengineering.\nClimate change is a huge crisis for humanity. Geoengineering is the idea of deliberately modifying the climate to reduce its temperature. We know that huge volcanic eruptions pour sulfur dioxide and other particles into the upper atmosphere that block sunlight, creating a cooling effect (that's volcanic winter, same principle as nuclear winter).\nGeoengineering could be a relatively cheap way to temporarily hold back global warming, but it's controversial because it could have unintended effects. The United Nations or other large intergovernmental bodies would never agree to it--there would just be endless arguments and squabbling. Who would pay for it? Who would be responsible for any unintended consequences?\nBut enter China. Authoritarian China is known for ramming ahead with vast infrastructure projects that only pay off long term, like the Three Gorges Dam or their huge High Speed Rail network. Xi Jinping himself studied as a chemical engineer. So it's a crazy idea, but what if Chinese leadership got worried about climate change? Sure they can invest in renewables and try to cut back on coal plants, but they need energy to modernize, so what if they decided to also secretly start tests with geoengineering to buy themselves (and us all) some time to hold back climate change?\nEnter the balloon. What if the \"weather research\" is actually a platform for distributing particles into the stratosphere in an attempt to induce cooling? A very similar balloon was spotted over Japan a few years ago. (link: Japan Times article) What if they've been secretly launching them at various places around the world, but they lost control of one balloon that just so happened to drift into US airspace? And if the US knows the balloon isn't useful for spying, but they figured out it came from China or a Chinese vessel, then China has to come up with some new excuse for what the balloon is for. So they say it's a \"civilian vessel\" for \"weather research\", but maybe it's actually an advanced test platform for upper atmosphere geoengineering... or maybe not.",
">\n\nDon't you think China should have maybe consulted the u.s. before floating an information gathering device into their airspace? This is still a violation of sovereignty. Whether their motivations are altruistic or not, you can't do that.",
">\n\nI'm not saying China is good or altruistic (because if they were, then yes they would have asked permission). I'm saying that it doesn't make sense for them to be flying spy balloons in the age of satellites, and it doesn't make sense for them to be flying weather balloons halfway around the world. What do they have to gain from this?",
">\n\nTheyre probably testing their version of Fu-Go Balloon Bomb.",
">\n\nAmericans whining about whatever the Chinese are up to will always be funny",
">\n\nWhy would it be funny if it literally is hanging over our country? How could this be a more valid concern? What the hell are you talking about?",
">\n\nThey’re 100% spying on us. We’re 100% spying on them. The performative histrionics are funny.",
">\n\nEven if this isn’t a “spy balloon”, how is it not a valid concern? A flagrant violation if sovereign airspace should be alarming to any country.",
">\n\nAnd we would never do such a thing, right?",
">\n\nAbsolutely nobody said that. If we did, China would have a valid concern. This hypothetical ’whataboutism’ is irrelevant to the facts.",
">\n\nNothing exposes American hypocrisy quite like reactions to Chinese belligerence. I never said it wasn’t a valid concern, just that the whining is funny. Because it is.",
">\n\nWhere have I seen that before? Oh wait a minute... Are we about to see a reverse U-2 incident lol.",
">\n\nYea…OK! 👌",
">\n\nNo big deal. Just like the “civilian Russian fishing trawlers” with lots of antennas that followed my ship around in the 80’s. Nothing to see here comrade.",
">\n\nChina going start giving us hurricane tracks now?",
">\n\nSure, Jan",
">\n\nWe could absolutely shoot it down/ tow it out to sea etc. , but that doesn’t serve the goal, which is to create a sense of fear or anger among the public. Having a general sense of having been attacked or at least being in danger will help to sell whatever the US plans next.",
">\n\n\ntow it out to sea \n\nYeah, we'll just send an SR-71 by with a tow hook.\n\nbut that doesn’t serve the goal, which is to create a sense of fear or anger among the public.\n\nNice of China to oblige them by sending a \"weather balloon\" over the Montana ICBM complex.",
">\n\nThey're trying to send money to the Biden Crime Family SHOOT IT DOWN",
">\n\nOf course it is...",
">\n\nLightning storms are dangerous out in the Plains",
">\n\nYeah right. At least that's what the current administration believes. WE know better.\nDare to have an American \"meteorological\" balloon over any area in China and see how quick it is shot down. Not to mention, trying to buy any parcel of land in China and see how far you get. They are not obsessed with DEI in their learning institutes, their military or in their country. Ask the Uyghurs.\nWhat's wrong with us? We cannot even defend an obvious intrusion into our air space by a known enemy. Soon, unless we get our shit together, it will be too late, and it won't take another two years.",
">\n\nAre you suggesting the CCP is right in their treatment of the Uyghurs?",
">\n\nAbsolutely not!",
">\n\nCOVID delivery bag",
">\n\nThen why is it flying over the USA? Why not fly it over China?",
">\n\nThey're trying to change our weather!!",
">\n\nWhat benefit does using a weather balloon give over using a satellite or something",
">\n\nSensors are not limited to optics. Some need to be physically close to whatever they intend to monitor.",
">\n\nSuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuure... /s",
">\n\nThe Americans have had their own balloons and called them airships at a similar height (maybe a little higher). \nThe Chinese have left it unsaid as it does not threaten anyone. \nIf the Americans shoot this down, their further airship plan (US)is no longer possible.",
">\n\nEin luftballon\nAuf ihrem Weg zum Horizont\nHeilt man fur Ufos aus dem All",
">\n\nI mean they have satellites if they really wanted to spy on the us they wouldn’t send a balloon",
">\n\nIs it not possible to introduce a tiny controlled leak into it?",
">\n\nSounds like the roswell story... Ufo theories incoming in 3...2...1",
">\n\n[X]",
">\n\nMhmm, sure it was a weather balloon. They couldn’t have just asked for that info? Or better, just googled that data? Pretty sure it’s public, extremely well tracked and meteorologists generally don’t keep secrets because, you know, it’s just the fucking weather.",
">\n\nAh, excellent, there is a 100% chance of Missile Fall projected in that area.",
">\n\nSure jan",
">\n\n\"Which is specifically why we didn't notify anyone that it was launched, where it was going to go, and what it was going to be doing ahead of time to avoid any international tensions.\"",
">\n\nThat is such bullshit",
">\n\nB to the S",
">\n\nIt's Tik Tok SPYING ON EVERYONE",
">\n\nOh sure, sure",
">\n\nThey need to take this balloon down so my chickens will start laying eggs again! - old man yelling at cloud",
">\n\nDam no one ever send me balloons",
">\n\n“Other”",
">\n\n\"alarabiya.net\" um, yeah, no",
">\n\nOh, bother",
">\n\nWhy don’t we send some of our own scientific equipment over Beijing and take some tasteful nudes of Winnie the Pooh",
">\n\nLet's send a few weather balloons to check their pollution levels.",
">\n\nSearch and study in your own skies!!! I don't believe anything they say",
">\n\ncough cough BULLSHIT cough cough",
">\n\nWhat a shitshow... Ccp backed one",
">\n\nCan we get Alan Eustace to sky dive onto it and take a selfie? I think most people would tune in to see that…",
">\n\nThat's total bullshit",
">\n\nCan we all collectively call bullshit?",
">\n\nWhy would they be interested in our weather anyway?",
">\n\nSend Canadian geese",
">\n\nThen why has it twice demonstrated the ability to change directions contrary to the wind.\nJust shoot it down already. If a US \"weather balloon\" went toward China, it'd be shot down well before they let it get into their airspace. Globally we need to stop being so tolerant of China's nonsense",
">\n\nWelp China said it so it must be true!!!",
">\n\ncall it what you want, I call it scraps.",
">\n\nSure bro, and tik tok is a social media app..."
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"“Why is the telescope pointed down”\n“…”",
">\n\nBecause if it was pointed up, they’d just see the bottom of the balloon.",
">\n\nI think its time for the Canadians to send them some balloons in response\nStarted has the balloon wars!",
">\n\n99 luftballons",
">\n\nred ones",
">\n\nCall Goldfinger",
">\n\nWell, that is an old one. Wasn't that the reason given about why the U2 that was shot down over the USSR with Francis Gary Powers was flying that day?",
">\n\nAlso same reason USA gave for it balloon flights over USSR and PRC during cold war, when confronted about it. So they are just plain \"oldie but goodie\" excuse and also probably from China bit of \"we haven't forgotten, that you used to do this to us\".",
">\n\nWhy would we believe anything they say?",
">\n\nIt makes sense, doesn't it?\nLike who believes China would send a huge white balloon into the sky for everyone to see with the bare eye and use it for spying purpose? They have satellites to do that secretly. And the USA could take down the balloon any time they want. They simply chose not to do it.\nAnother cheap spying option, like we have seen from Russia since the invasion in Ukraine started: There have been small drone sightings near military installations and military training grounds in Europe. In Norway they even caught operators.\nNo one would use a huge white balloon in the sky. That's something for a Monty Python movie.",
">\n\nIt's also 80000 to 100000.. feet up very not visible to the naked eye. It is visible to radar, but the jet stream hasn't changed much at all over the last month, they knew where it was heading.\n(our passenger jets fly about 36000 feet and are barely visible at cruising altitude)",
">\n\nIt’s currently at 64,200 feet. I’ve seen it as high as 67,000 on the Flightradar24 app. Passenger planes I’ve seen cruising anywhere between 35-45,000 feet.",
">\n\nI mentioned my source in my post, Flightradar24 app.",
">\n\nCould you provide I link, I highly doubt that this balloon has a transponder, are you sure you're not looking at something from project loon?",
">\n\n~~flightradar24.com/***~~\n~~It's the #1 tracked thing in the world atm via MLAT though.~~\nedit: Due to the reply, I'm not sure and removed the probably wrong link.",
">\n\nWhat a maroon … I bamboozled myself, lol. Appreciate your mythbusting on me.",
">\n\nExplained after they got caught?",
">\n\nI can't believe that thing is still in the air.",
">\n\nNormal citizens have no capability to take it down.",
">\n\nTrue, not normally. It seems there would be the type of people out there to figure out a way to do it. Perhaps not normal, but still civilians (non-official, non-police, non-military).",
">\n\nThe only civilians that could do it are Bezos or Musk, for obvious reasons. You must not comprehend just how high that is.",
">\n\n¯\\_(ツ)_/¯ Maybe. Or a not-so-regular macgyver. Perhaps a Felix Baumgartner type only with a different mindset.",
">\n\nNWS has there own balloons and the NWS doesn’t have balloons that big in the atmosphere. Plus the NWS balloons don’t go halfway around the world.",
">\n\nAlso I have a feeling NWS doesn’t keep the data they collect a big secret and they could have easily got data from them if they just asked, or looked it up online…",
">\n\nBut then the data would be in english, and I guess they probly wanted the data in Chinese.",
">\n\nIf they’re being honest they would allow the US to down and it analyze its contents.",
">\n\nI mean it's in US airspace isn't it? Why wasn't it already shot down? God knows what the Chinese are up to\nWill there be diplomatic issues if US shoots it down?",
">\n\nI think the only reason is they don't want to threaten the lives of the people below if it turns out to be a bomb or something.",
">\n\nAlready in the first reports about this balloon, it was stated falling debris is too dangerous, so it's not taken down.\nYou don't need a bomb, a pebble is dangerous from that height.",
">\n\nOk so let’s hit you with a pebble traveling at terminal so we can check the validity of their argument.",
">\n\nSure, it'd probably hurt a little but I'd be fine.\nFor reference a 1cm hailstone has a terminal velocity of only a bit over 15 miles per hour.\nThere's a reason golfball sized hailstorms aren't mass casualty events",
">\n\nAnd if all the components on the instruments and solar panels were made of ice you’d almost have a point!",
">\n\nAre you under the impression things made of ice have a lower terminal velocity than everything else?...\nAlso, weren't we talking about pebbles?",
">\n\nYou realize we don't live in a vacuum, right? Terminal velocity is affected by drag, which is in turn affected by an object's density. You conveniently picked ice, which has an extremely low density, and thus lower drag. \nThe original comment you're contesting with tErMiNaL vEloCiTy! is\n\nAlready in the first reports about this balloon, it was stated falling debris is too dangerous, so it's not taken down.\n\nThe basis of your argument is effectively \"well ice falling out of the sky doesn't hurt anyone, so fragments of metal won't either!\" You know your argument sucks, so you're honing in on semantics of \"how big is the pebble\" and \"what about ice!\", knowing full well that metal debris falling from 60K feet can absolutely hurt someone.\nFurthermore, we can't control the weather (generally speaking), so the tolerance for hail falling on us that is caused by natural weather patterns is dramatically higher than the government having an F-22 slap a giant balloon carrying metal components with an AIM-120 and cause the aftermath to fall all over your property.",
">\n\nI think a lot of folks are thinking that this is a spy balloon but the Chinese are saying it’s a weather balloon. I think that is obviously a very real possibility here. Just one question:\nWhat are the advantages of a balloon over a satellite? Satellites are certainly further away (duh) but with the cameras they have, they can pert near take a picture of a flea on a dog’s ass. Seeing as how china probably already has spy satellites flying over the US without incident, how detailed do they need the images to be that they’d be willing to risk the international kerfuffle?",
">\n\nI call bullshit. You do realize they are controlling its flight path dont you??? This thing has had a non-wind generated flight path. A satellita cannot stay on top of a land area for any length of time due to earth rotation and satellite geo-spatial alignment. They are video taping movement over nuclear silos and miltary bases in Montana.. China is gas lighting us. This is absolute spying. China would have told our govt .. Hey, we have a weather balloon flying over your air space please dont shoot it down.. But no they didnt.. If our govt doesnt shoot this thing down when it can safely and take control of it our govt is now China's bitch..",
">\n\n?\nA GEO satellite can stay over a fixed point for as long as it wants (has power and communications)",
">\n\nYes geo-stationary can.. But lets think about this. Check all that have them.. China, Japan, Russia, US, UK have geo sats maybe a few others.. We all have some data on things... Lower atmosphere surveillance has its advantages, just like what we do for terrorism with planes and drones, but China cant do that over the US on a whim, but if its a \"weather balloon\" gone amuck.. Well all is just fine.and it just so happens to be over US areas they have bought properties in... Weather Satellites that are open source use for many countries can give them all they need for \"weather\".",
">\n\nOh and it has been proven they are controlling it and its moving east now.",
">\n\nOk 3 things\n1) if it is for weather purposes why would it be in a country other than your own\n2) as a weather device you would assume it had a GPS to verify location and weather data to help with whatever bs study they claim\n3) if it was lost why didn’t they say anything or do anything in the thousands of miles it to reach the US coastline. \nThis is obviously not a weather ballon and it’s a stupid excuse to use when you get caught.",
">\n\n\n\nUnderstanding the weather of your adversaries allows you to make better guesses as to things like crop yields. This could allow you to put compete them in the global markets. \n\n\nUh sure?\n\n\nWhy bother? They don't care about our well-being. \n\n\nIt's probably sensing a whole lot more than the weather, so I think this is a \"half\" lie by them. \n\"Sure it's a weather balloon. Also 10 other things but yeah, weather.\"",
">\n\nMy point is that there lie makes no sense at all. It’s a half assed lie, just like every other lie the Chinese make.",
">\n\nIt makes a lot of sense if you understand that China is a dictatorship.",
">\n\nWhy was it flying over a Montana missle base?",
">\n\nJust shoot it down already. It has no business being up there. If it was purely for scientific research they could have just asked.",
">\n\nriiiiight... and those islands you built in the South China Sea weren't for military uses...",
">\n\nYet if it was a US baloon over China they'd be screaming bloody murder well into 2057.",
">\n\nIf it was a balloon over China they would have televised shooting it down without a second's hesitation.",
">\n\nDisregarding anyone below it too.",
">\n\nScientific reason or not. Get it shot down and destroyed.",
">\n\nOh yeah. They just needed to know what the weather was like over the US and they forgot to pay the cable bill so they can't turn on The Weather Channel.",
">\n\nLet’s say it is meteorological why does china need more accurate information on air currents from Chinese mainland to U.S. the only thing I can think of is they are evaluating the amount of radiation that would head their way from a nuclear exchange. Do they know something we don’t? I doubt they would nuke us but maybe putin shared something in confidence with them.",
">\n\nIn that case they would be more worried about radiation coming from Russia after US retaliates",
">\n\nCan’t we just shoot it down with those Jewish space lasers?",
">\n\nThis is probably a stupid question…but is there a way for the US to capture and study tech attached to the balloon to see if China’s reasoning are true or not? It being in the US’s airspace makes it fair game, no?",
">\n\nCan we do balloon wars instead of betacuck Russia-style wars from now on?",
">\n\nThey probably should have asked for permission if that were true.",
">\n\nSure, espionage is part of political science",
">\n\nit's not but okay",
">\n\nThose Nuclear densiometers in the balloon are for weather surveillance",
">\n\nBring that fucker down over the ocean and we’ll just see about that.",
">\n\nWho really believes the CCP?",
">\n\nThey could be telling the truth. Assuming that they're lying is just another form of trust. You trust that they're lying to you.",
">\n\nThey are not telling the truth",
">\n\nI'm not saying they are. I don't have any reason to believe them.\nBut do you have any evidence they're lying?",
">\n\nIt wasn't a weather balloon",
">\n\nHave we found out what it is yet?",
">\n\nDid you read the story? I am guessing not",
">\n\nNo. I'm waiting for a decent quality report on it. A day or two I assume.",
">\n\nSo why was there no “heads up U.S. and Canada we lost our balloon”?",
">\n\nOf course it is, what else could it be, right?\nAnd that Russian boat off the cost of the US a few weeks ago was just studying marine animals.",
">\n\nEasy way for them to drop the seeds of invasive plants across the country.",
">\n\n100% looking at the effects of the Tonga volcano... they (China) have been in a severe drought ever since that thing blew and it's well know that volcanos change the climate temporarily due to stratospheric changes.\nVolcanos emit actual tons of sulfur dioxide that turn into sulfuric acid in the stratosphere. These microscopic droplets actually reflect radiation from the sun back into space and this loss of energy produces weather patterns changes that are poorly understood... this is where the term volcanic winter comes from. Volcanos that produce significant sulfur dioxide releases can cause temporary global cooling due to this sulfuric acid \"shield\" for 2-5 years post eruption. \n1815 saw the eruption of Mt. Tambora that was responsible for the global cooling event known as \"the year without summer.\" \nThen there's the water droplets at all levels of the atmosphere that don't usually contain water... the polar regions have seen an explosion in very rare and very colorful polar stratospheric clouds. These are the most colorful clouds known and only show up a few days on a normal year... They have been a daily occurrence for the last few weeks... so there's definitely a lot of extra moisture in the stratosphere and or other abnormal conditions producing this rare phenomenon. \nBasically the big Earth pimple yeeted actual tons of all sorts of things into low level orbit and the Chinese are probably trying to figure out how to make it rain in China again.",
">\n\nDid you type this as you did your research ? Was this something you already knew? Are you into volcanoes? Are you a meteorologist? \nI have so many questions",
">\n\nVeteran storm chaser and disaster enthusiast.\nI basically keep an eye on most of the possible major natural disaster scenarios like the sun, geological activity, and general atmospheric conditions that might impact the continental US.\nI've been keeping an eye out for Tonga info since it happened and saw the Polar Stratospheric Clouds on Spaceweather.com which I check daily for current space weather conditions. They pretty much keep me updated on everything going on above the \"normal\" weather. \nHonestly it is pretty wild how far my fascination with Texas severe weather has taken me... but even the major solar flares can enhance severe weather days so I keep an eye on it all.",
">\n\nSo then they should have zero issues with us shooting it down..",
">\n\nBlow that fucker out of the sky",
">\n\nI'd say bring it down in one piece so you can study it, and potentially embarrass China further.",
">\n\nBullshit! Above all else China is known for its lies.",
">\n\nThat would be easy to verify: just show us the datastream that comes from its sensors.",
">\n\nI'm pretty sure we're already monitoring that.",
">\n\nThat's the media story. I wonder what the real story is? Can't tell until the electronics are investigated...",
">\n\nsure it is.",
">\n\nBut seriously, has anybody seen any launch codes…",
">\n\nYou left out the part where that's according to China. That's what china said they are. \nChina lies. Like all the time.",
">\n\nChina's govt are nothing but liars",
">\n\nI don't believe that shit. If it is for scientific research it would not be in US airspace.",
">\n\nEveryday, meteorologists around the world release thousands of weather balloons to gather data on the atmosphere. They have no control over where it goes.\nMaybe the smart money is to bet that the U.S. military accurately identified the object and truthfully communicated their conclusions to the public. But sometimes big government institutions make mistakes (gasp, shock!), sometimes they lie for political purposes (no way!), and sometimes they lie as part of the intricate game of espionage and geopolitics (how could they?!).\nWhile it's totally plausible this was some PRC intelligence kit, it's also totally plausible that it turns out to be something dumb like scientists in B.C. surveying wildlife populations and that the military's kneejerk reaction was tainted by growing concerns of a future US/China conflict.",
">\n\nNever trust anything the Chinese government says. It lacks transparency.the Chinese government has yet to admit to it's numerous han rights violations.",
">\n\nThat's low key a good idea",
">\n\nWell the US could and should shoot it down as it is in their airspace and it is unauthorized to be flying there, and tear the fucker apart and see what those cunts really are up to.",
">\n\nThat’s what China expects and wants us to do. It could contain bioweapons.",
">\n\nWant to bet the tinfoil folks will not report this?",
">\n\nDo you think China would be ok if a U.S. weather balloon just happened to be loitering over China for a few days?",
">\n\nUgh, it's a weather balloon. I'm sure that your tin foil may be on too tight, but perspective helps.",
">\n\nYep, the pentagon routinely considers shooting down weather balloons all the time. It just so happens to be in a stable jet stream over our ICBM bases. Nothing to see here. Shoot it down when it gets to a safe space to confirm. I’m certain that the CCP would be ok with us sending a weather balloon with monitoring equipment over China.",
">\n\nThe US chose not to shoot it down specifically because they don't fear it as a surveillance platform. A giant balloon is less stealthy and less capable than advanced spy satellites, which China has plenty of. \nBut why would China be flying giant balloons near US airspace, if not for spying? It's not a threat or a political stunt, because it's just a useless balloon. Now balloons are commonly used for weather monitoring, but why would China care in the slightest about the weather in the US?\nCrazy idea: Geoengineering.\nClimate change is a huge crisis for humanity. Geoengineering is the idea of deliberately modifying the climate to reduce its temperature. We know that huge volcanic eruptions pour sulfur dioxide and other particles into the upper atmosphere that block sunlight, creating a cooling effect (that's volcanic winter, same principle as nuclear winter).\nGeoengineering could be a relatively cheap way to temporarily hold back global warming, but it's controversial because it could have unintended effects. The United Nations or other large intergovernmental bodies would never agree to it--there would just be endless arguments and squabbling. Who would pay for it? Who would be responsible for any unintended consequences?\nBut enter China. Authoritarian China is known for ramming ahead with vast infrastructure projects that only pay off long term, like the Three Gorges Dam or their huge High Speed Rail network. Xi Jinping himself studied as a chemical engineer. So it's a crazy idea, but what if Chinese leadership got worried about climate change? Sure they can invest in renewables and try to cut back on coal plants, but they need energy to modernize, so what if they decided to also secretly start tests with geoengineering to buy themselves (and us all) some time to hold back climate change?\nEnter the balloon. What if the \"weather research\" is actually a platform for distributing particles into the stratosphere in an attempt to induce cooling? A very similar balloon was spotted over Japan a few years ago. (link: Japan Times article) What if they've been secretly launching them at various places around the world, but they lost control of one balloon that just so happened to drift into US airspace? And if the US knows the balloon isn't useful for spying, but they figured out it came from China or a Chinese vessel, then China has to come up with some new excuse for what the balloon is for. So they say it's a \"civilian vessel\" for \"weather research\", but maybe it's actually an advanced test platform for upper atmosphere geoengineering... or maybe not.",
">\n\nDon't you think China should have maybe consulted the u.s. before floating an information gathering device into their airspace? This is still a violation of sovereignty. Whether their motivations are altruistic or not, you can't do that.",
">\n\nI'm not saying China is good or altruistic (because if they were, then yes they would have asked permission). I'm saying that it doesn't make sense for them to be flying spy balloons in the age of satellites, and it doesn't make sense for them to be flying weather balloons halfway around the world. What do they have to gain from this?",
">\n\nTheyre probably testing their version of Fu-Go Balloon Bomb.",
">\n\nAmericans whining about whatever the Chinese are up to will always be funny",
">\n\nWhy would it be funny if it literally is hanging over our country? How could this be a more valid concern? What the hell are you talking about?",
">\n\nThey’re 100% spying on us. We’re 100% spying on them. The performative histrionics are funny.",
">\n\nEven if this isn’t a “spy balloon”, how is it not a valid concern? A flagrant violation if sovereign airspace should be alarming to any country.",
">\n\nAnd we would never do such a thing, right?",
">\n\nAbsolutely nobody said that. If we did, China would have a valid concern. This hypothetical ’whataboutism’ is irrelevant to the facts.",
">\n\nNothing exposes American hypocrisy quite like reactions to Chinese belligerence. I never said it wasn’t a valid concern, just that the whining is funny. Because it is.",
">\n\nWhere have I seen that before? Oh wait a minute... Are we about to see a reverse U-2 incident lol.",
">\n\nYea…OK! 👌",
">\n\nNo big deal. Just like the “civilian Russian fishing trawlers” with lots of antennas that followed my ship around in the 80’s. Nothing to see here comrade.",
">\n\nChina going start giving us hurricane tracks now?",
">\n\nSure, Jan",
">\n\nWe could absolutely shoot it down/ tow it out to sea etc. , but that doesn’t serve the goal, which is to create a sense of fear or anger among the public. Having a general sense of having been attacked or at least being in danger will help to sell whatever the US plans next.",
">\n\n\ntow it out to sea \n\nYeah, we'll just send an SR-71 by with a tow hook.\n\nbut that doesn’t serve the goal, which is to create a sense of fear or anger among the public.\n\nNice of China to oblige them by sending a \"weather balloon\" over the Montana ICBM complex.",
">\n\nThey're trying to send money to the Biden Crime Family SHOOT IT DOWN",
">\n\nOf course it is...",
">\n\nLightning storms are dangerous out in the Plains",
">\n\nYeah right. At least that's what the current administration believes. WE know better.\nDare to have an American \"meteorological\" balloon over any area in China and see how quick it is shot down. Not to mention, trying to buy any parcel of land in China and see how far you get. They are not obsessed with DEI in their learning institutes, their military or in their country. Ask the Uyghurs.\nWhat's wrong with us? We cannot even defend an obvious intrusion into our air space by a known enemy. Soon, unless we get our shit together, it will be too late, and it won't take another two years.",
">\n\nAre you suggesting the CCP is right in their treatment of the Uyghurs?",
">\n\nAbsolutely not!",
">\n\nCOVID delivery bag",
">\n\nThen why is it flying over the USA? Why not fly it over China?",
">\n\nThey're trying to change our weather!!",
">\n\nWhat benefit does using a weather balloon give over using a satellite or something",
">\n\nSensors are not limited to optics. Some need to be physically close to whatever they intend to monitor.",
">\n\nSuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuure... /s",
">\n\nThe Americans have had their own balloons and called them airships at a similar height (maybe a little higher). \nThe Chinese have left it unsaid as it does not threaten anyone. \nIf the Americans shoot this down, their further airship plan (US)is no longer possible.",
">\n\nEin luftballon\nAuf ihrem Weg zum Horizont\nHeilt man fur Ufos aus dem All",
">\n\nI mean they have satellites if they really wanted to spy on the us they wouldn’t send a balloon",
">\n\nIs it not possible to introduce a tiny controlled leak into it?",
">\n\nSounds like the roswell story... Ufo theories incoming in 3...2...1",
">\n\n[X]",
">\n\nMhmm, sure it was a weather balloon. They couldn’t have just asked for that info? Or better, just googled that data? Pretty sure it’s public, extremely well tracked and meteorologists generally don’t keep secrets because, you know, it’s just the fucking weather.",
">\n\nAh, excellent, there is a 100% chance of Missile Fall projected in that area.",
">\n\nSure jan",
">\n\n\"Which is specifically why we didn't notify anyone that it was launched, where it was going to go, and what it was going to be doing ahead of time to avoid any international tensions.\"",
">\n\nThat is such bullshit",
">\n\nB to the S",
">\n\nIt's Tik Tok SPYING ON EVERYONE",
">\n\nOh sure, sure",
">\n\nThey need to take this balloon down so my chickens will start laying eggs again! - old man yelling at cloud",
">\n\nDam no one ever send me balloons",
">\n\n“Other”",
">\n\n\"alarabiya.net\" um, yeah, no",
">\n\nOh, bother",
">\n\nWhy don’t we send some of our own scientific equipment over Beijing and take some tasteful nudes of Winnie the Pooh",
">\n\nLet's send a few weather balloons to check their pollution levels.",
">\n\nSearch and study in your own skies!!! I don't believe anything they say",
">\n\ncough cough BULLSHIT cough cough",
">\n\nWhat a shitshow... Ccp backed one",
">\n\nCan we get Alan Eustace to sky dive onto it and take a selfie? I think most people would tune in to see that…",
">\n\nThat's total bullshit",
">\n\nCan we all collectively call bullshit?",
">\n\nWhy would they be interested in our weather anyway?",
">\n\nSend Canadian geese",
">\n\nThen why has it twice demonstrated the ability to change directions contrary to the wind.\nJust shoot it down already. If a US \"weather balloon\" went toward China, it'd be shot down well before they let it get into their airspace. Globally we need to stop being so tolerant of China's nonsense",
">\n\nWelp China said it so it must be true!!!",
">\n\ncall it what you want, I call it scraps.",
">\n\nSure bro, and tik tok is a social media app...",
">\n\nBalluna New Year!"
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"“Why is the telescope pointed down”\n“…”",
">\n\nBecause if it was pointed up, they’d just see the bottom of the balloon.",
">\n\nI think its time for the Canadians to send them some balloons in response\nStarted has the balloon wars!",
">\n\n99 luftballons",
">\n\nred ones",
">\n\nCall Goldfinger",
">\n\nWell, that is an old one. Wasn't that the reason given about why the U2 that was shot down over the USSR with Francis Gary Powers was flying that day?",
">\n\nAlso same reason USA gave for it balloon flights over USSR and PRC during cold war, when confronted about it. So they are just plain \"oldie but goodie\" excuse and also probably from China bit of \"we haven't forgotten, that you used to do this to us\".",
">\n\nWhy would we believe anything they say?",
">\n\nIt makes sense, doesn't it?\nLike who believes China would send a huge white balloon into the sky for everyone to see with the bare eye and use it for spying purpose? They have satellites to do that secretly. And the USA could take down the balloon any time they want. They simply chose not to do it.\nAnother cheap spying option, like we have seen from Russia since the invasion in Ukraine started: There have been small drone sightings near military installations and military training grounds in Europe. In Norway they even caught operators.\nNo one would use a huge white balloon in the sky. That's something for a Monty Python movie.",
">\n\nIt's also 80000 to 100000.. feet up very not visible to the naked eye. It is visible to radar, but the jet stream hasn't changed much at all over the last month, they knew where it was heading.\n(our passenger jets fly about 36000 feet and are barely visible at cruising altitude)",
">\n\nIt’s currently at 64,200 feet. I’ve seen it as high as 67,000 on the Flightradar24 app. Passenger planes I’ve seen cruising anywhere between 35-45,000 feet.",
">\n\nI mentioned my source in my post, Flightradar24 app.",
">\n\nCould you provide I link, I highly doubt that this balloon has a transponder, are you sure you're not looking at something from project loon?",
">\n\n~~flightradar24.com/***~~\n~~It's the #1 tracked thing in the world atm via MLAT though.~~\nedit: Due to the reply, I'm not sure and removed the probably wrong link.",
">\n\nWhat a maroon … I bamboozled myself, lol. Appreciate your mythbusting on me.",
">\n\nExplained after they got caught?",
">\n\nI can't believe that thing is still in the air.",
">\n\nNormal citizens have no capability to take it down.",
">\n\nTrue, not normally. It seems there would be the type of people out there to figure out a way to do it. Perhaps not normal, but still civilians (non-official, non-police, non-military).",
">\n\nThe only civilians that could do it are Bezos or Musk, for obvious reasons. You must not comprehend just how high that is.",
">\n\n¯\\_(ツ)_/¯ Maybe. Or a not-so-regular macgyver. Perhaps a Felix Baumgartner type only with a different mindset.",
">\n\nNWS has there own balloons and the NWS doesn’t have balloons that big in the atmosphere. Plus the NWS balloons don’t go halfway around the world.",
">\n\nAlso I have a feeling NWS doesn’t keep the data they collect a big secret and they could have easily got data from them if they just asked, or looked it up online…",
">\n\nBut then the data would be in english, and I guess they probly wanted the data in Chinese.",
">\n\nIf they’re being honest they would allow the US to down and it analyze its contents.",
">\n\nI mean it's in US airspace isn't it? Why wasn't it already shot down? God knows what the Chinese are up to\nWill there be diplomatic issues if US shoots it down?",
">\n\nI think the only reason is they don't want to threaten the lives of the people below if it turns out to be a bomb or something.",
">\n\nAlready in the first reports about this balloon, it was stated falling debris is too dangerous, so it's not taken down.\nYou don't need a bomb, a pebble is dangerous from that height.",
">\n\nOk so let’s hit you with a pebble traveling at terminal so we can check the validity of their argument.",
">\n\nSure, it'd probably hurt a little but I'd be fine.\nFor reference a 1cm hailstone has a terminal velocity of only a bit over 15 miles per hour.\nThere's a reason golfball sized hailstorms aren't mass casualty events",
">\n\nAnd if all the components on the instruments and solar panels were made of ice you’d almost have a point!",
">\n\nAre you under the impression things made of ice have a lower terminal velocity than everything else?...\nAlso, weren't we talking about pebbles?",
">\n\nYou realize we don't live in a vacuum, right? Terminal velocity is affected by drag, which is in turn affected by an object's density. You conveniently picked ice, which has an extremely low density, and thus lower drag. \nThe original comment you're contesting with tErMiNaL vEloCiTy! is\n\nAlready in the first reports about this balloon, it was stated falling debris is too dangerous, so it's not taken down.\n\nThe basis of your argument is effectively \"well ice falling out of the sky doesn't hurt anyone, so fragments of metal won't either!\" You know your argument sucks, so you're honing in on semantics of \"how big is the pebble\" and \"what about ice!\", knowing full well that metal debris falling from 60K feet can absolutely hurt someone.\nFurthermore, we can't control the weather (generally speaking), so the tolerance for hail falling on us that is caused by natural weather patterns is dramatically higher than the government having an F-22 slap a giant balloon carrying metal components with an AIM-120 and cause the aftermath to fall all over your property.",
">\n\nI think a lot of folks are thinking that this is a spy balloon but the Chinese are saying it’s a weather balloon. I think that is obviously a very real possibility here. Just one question:\nWhat are the advantages of a balloon over a satellite? Satellites are certainly further away (duh) but with the cameras they have, they can pert near take a picture of a flea on a dog’s ass. Seeing as how china probably already has spy satellites flying over the US without incident, how detailed do they need the images to be that they’d be willing to risk the international kerfuffle?",
">\n\nI call bullshit. You do realize they are controlling its flight path dont you??? This thing has had a non-wind generated flight path. A satellita cannot stay on top of a land area for any length of time due to earth rotation and satellite geo-spatial alignment. They are video taping movement over nuclear silos and miltary bases in Montana.. China is gas lighting us. This is absolute spying. China would have told our govt .. Hey, we have a weather balloon flying over your air space please dont shoot it down.. But no they didnt.. If our govt doesnt shoot this thing down when it can safely and take control of it our govt is now China's bitch..",
">\n\n?\nA GEO satellite can stay over a fixed point for as long as it wants (has power and communications)",
">\n\nYes geo-stationary can.. But lets think about this. Check all that have them.. China, Japan, Russia, US, UK have geo sats maybe a few others.. We all have some data on things... Lower atmosphere surveillance has its advantages, just like what we do for terrorism with planes and drones, but China cant do that over the US on a whim, but if its a \"weather balloon\" gone amuck.. Well all is just fine.and it just so happens to be over US areas they have bought properties in... Weather Satellites that are open source use for many countries can give them all they need for \"weather\".",
">\n\nOh and it has been proven they are controlling it and its moving east now.",
">\n\nOk 3 things\n1) if it is for weather purposes why would it be in a country other than your own\n2) as a weather device you would assume it had a GPS to verify location and weather data to help with whatever bs study they claim\n3) if it was lost why didn’t they say anything or do anything in the thousands of miles it to reach the US coastline. \nThis is obviously not a weather ballon and it’s a stupid excuse to use when you get caught.",
">\n\n\n\nUnderstanding the weather of your adversaries allows you to make better guesses as to things like crop yields. This could allow you to put compete them in the global markets. \n\n\nUh sure?\n\n\nWhy bother? They don't care about our well-being. \n\n\nIt's probably sensing a whole lot more than the weather, so I think this is a \"half\" lie by them. \n\"Sure it's a weather balloon. Also 10 other things but yeah, weather.\"",
">\n\nMy point is that there lie makes no sense at all. It’s a half assed lie, just like every other lie the Chinese make.",
">\n\nIt makes a lot of sense if you understand that China is a dictatorship.",
">\n\nWhy was it flying over a Montana missle base?",
">\n\nJust shoot it down already. It has no business being up there. If it was purely for scientific research they could have just asked.",
">\n\nriiiiight... and those islands you built in the South China Sea weren't for military uses...",
">\n\nYet if it was a US baloon over China they'd be screaming bloody murder well into 2057.",
">\n\nIf it was a balloon over China they would have televised shooting it down without a second's hesitation.",
">\n\nDisregarding anyone below it too.",
">\n\nScientific reason or not. Get it shot down and destroyed.",
">\n\nOh yeah. They just needed to know what the weather was like over the US and they forgot to pay the cable bill so they can't turn on The Weather Channel.",
">\n\nLet’s say it is meteorological why does china need more accurate information on air currents from Chinese mainland to U.S. the only thing I can think of is they are evaluating the amount of radiation that would head their way from a nuclear exchange. Do they know something we don’t? I doubt they would nuke us but maybe putin shared something in confidence with them.",
">\n\nIn that case they would be more worried about radiation coming from Russia after US retaliates",
">\n\nCan’t we just shoot it down with those Jewish space lasers?",
">\n\nThis is probably a stupid question…but is there a way for the US to capture and study tech attached to the balloon to see if China’s reasoning are true or not? It being in the US’s airspace makes it fair game, no?",
">\n\nCan we do balloon wars instead of betacuck Russia-style wars from now on?",
">\n\nThey probably should have asked for permission if that were true.",
">\n\nSure, espionage is part of political science",
">\n\nit's not but okay",
">\n\nThose Nuclear densiometers in the balloon are for weather surveillance",
">\n\nBring that fucker down over the ocean and we’ll just see about that.",
">\n\nWho really believes the CCP?",
">\n\nThey could be telling the truth. Assuming that they're lying is just another form of trust. You trust that they're lying to you.",
">\n\nThey are not telling the truth",
">\n\nI'm not saying they are. I don't have any reason to believe them.\nBut do you have any evidence they're lying?",
">\n\nIt wasn't a weather balloon",
">\n\nHave we found out what it is yet?",
">\n\nDid you read the story? I am guessing not",
">\n\nNo. I'm waiting for a decent quality report on it. A day or two I assume.",
">\n\nSo why was there no “heads up U.S. and Canada we lost our balloon”?",
">\n\nOf course it is, what else could it be, right?\nAnd that Russian boat off the cost of the US a few weeks ago was just studying marine animals.",
">\n\nEasy way for them to drop the seeds of invasive plants across the country.",
">\n\n100% looking at the effects of the Tonga volcano... they (China) have been in a severe drought ever since that thing blew and it's well know that volcanos change the climate temporarily due to stratospheric changes.\nVolcanos emit actual tons of sulfur dioxide that turn into sulfuric acid in the stratosphere. These microscopic droplets actually reflect radiation from the sun back into space and this loss of energy produces weather patterns changes that are poorly understood... this is where the term volcanic winter comes from. Volcanos that produce significant sulfur dioxide releases can cause temporary global cooling due to this sulfuric acid \"shield\" for 2-5 years post eruption. \n1815 saw the eruption of Mt. Tambora that was responsible for the global cooling event known as \"the year without summer.\" \nThen there's the water droplets at all levels of the atmosphere that don't usually contain water... the polar regions have seen an explosion in very rare and very colorful polar stratospheric clouds. These are the most colorful clouds known and only show up a few days on a normal year... They have been a daily occurrence for the last few weeks... so there's definitely a lot of extra moisture in the stratosphere and or other abnormal conditions producing this rare phenomenon. \nBasically the big Earth pimple yeeted actual tons of all sorts of things into low level orbit and the Chinese are probably trying to figure out how to make it rain in China again.",
">\n\nDid you type this as you did your research ? Was this something you already knew? Are you into volcanoes? Are you a meteorologist? \nI have so many questions",
">\n\nVeteran storm chaser and disaster enthusiast.\nI basically keep an eye on most of the possible major natural disaster scenarios like the sun, geological activity, and general atmospheric conditions that might impact the continental US.\nI've been keeping an eye out for Tonga info since it happened and saw the Polar Stratospheric Clouds on Spaceweather.com which I check daily for current space weather conditions. They pretty much keep me updated on everything going on above the \"normal\" weather. \nHonestly it is pretty wild how far my fascination with Texas severe weather has taken me... but even the major solar flares can enhance severe weather days so I keep an eye on it all.",
">\n\nSo then they should have zero issues with us shooting it down..",
">\n\nBlow that fucker out of the sky",
">\n\nI'd say bring it down in one piece so you can study it, and potentially embarrass China further.",
">\n\nBullshit! Above all else China is known for its lies.",
">\n\nThat would be easy to verify: just show us the datastream that comes from its sensors.",
">\n\nI'm pretty sure we're already monitoring that.",
">\n\nThat's the media story. I wonder what the real story is? Can't tell until the electronics are investigated...",
">\n\nsure it is.",
">\n\nBut seriously, has anybody seen any launch codes…",
">\n\nYou left out the part where that's according to China. That's what china said they are. \nChina lies. Like all the time.",
">\n\nChina's govt are nothing but liars",
">\n\nI don't believe that shit. If it is for scientific research it would not be in US airspace.",
">\n\nEveryday, meteorologists around the world release thousands of weather balloons to gather data on the atmosphere. They have no control over where it goes.\nMaybe the smart money is to bet that the U.S. military accurately identified the object and truthfully communicated their conclusions to the public. But sometimes big government institutions make mistakes (gasp, shock!), sometimes they lie for political purposes (no way!), and sometimes they lie as part of the intricate game of espionage and geopolitics (how could they?!).\nWhile it's totally plausible this was some PRC intelligence kit, it's also totally plausible that it turns out to be something dumb like scientists in B.C. surveying wildlife populations and that the military's kneejerk reaction was tainted by growing concerns of a future US/China conflict.",
">\n\nNever trust anything the Chinese government says. It lacks transparency.the Chinese government has yet to admit to it's numerous han rights violations.",
">\n\nThat's low key a good idea",
">\n\nWell the US could and should shoot it down as it is in their airspace and it is unauthorized to be flying there, and tear the fucker apart and see what those cunts really are up to.",
">\n\nThat’s what China expects and wants us to do. It could contain bioweapons.",
">\n\nWant to bet the tinfoil folks will not report this?",
">\n\nDo you think China would be ok if a U.S. weather balloon just happened to be loitering over China for a few days?",
">\n\nUgh, it's a weather balloon. I'm sure that your tin foil may be on too tight, but perspective helps.",
">\n\nYep, the pentagon routinely considers shooting down weather balloons all the time. It just so happens to be in a stable jet stream over our ICBM bases. Nothing to see here. Shoot it down when it gets to a safe space to confirm. I’m certain that the CCP would be ok with us sending a weather balloon with monitoring equipment over China.",
">\n\nThe US chose not to shoot it down specifically because they don't fear it as a surveillance platform. A giant balloon is less stealthy and less capable than advanced spy satellites, which China has plenty of. \nBut why would China be flying giant balloons near US airspace, if not for spying? It's not a threat or a political stunt, because it's just a useless balloon. Now balloons are commonly used for weather monitoring, but why would China care in the slightest about the weather in the US?\nCrazy idea: Geoengineering.\nClimate change is a huge crisis for humanity. Geoengineering is the idea of deliberately modifying the climate to reduce its temperature. We know that huge volcanic eruptions pour sulfur dioxide and other particles into the upper atmosphere that block sunlight, creating a cooling effect (that's volcanic winter, same principle as nuclear winter).\nGeoengineering could be a relatively cheap way to temporarily hold back global warming, but it's controversial because it could have unintended effects. The United Nations or other large intergovernmental bodies would never agree to it--there would just be endless arguments and squabbling. Who would pay for it? Who would be responsible for any unintended consequences?\nBut enter China. Authoritarian China is known for ramming ahead with vast infrastructure projects that only pay off long term, like the Three Gorges Dam or their huge High Speed Rail network. Xi Jinping himself studied as a chemical engineer. So it's a crazy idea, but what if Chinese leadership got worried about climate change? Sure they can invest in renewables and try to cut back on coal plants, but they need energy to modernize, so what if they decided to also secretly start tests with geoengineering to buy themselves (and us all) some time to hold back climate change?\nEnter the balloon. What if the \"weather research\" is actually a platform for distributing particles into the stratosphere in an attempt to induce cooling? A very similar balloon was spotted over Japan a few years ago. (link: Japan Times article) What if they've been secretly launching them at various places around the world, but they lost control of one balloon that just so happened to drift into US airspace? And if the US knows the balloon isn't useful for spying, but they figured out it came from China or a Chinese vessel, then China has to come up with some new excuse for what the balloon is for. So they say it's a \"civilian vessel\" for \"weather research\", but maybe it's actually an advanced test platform for upper atmosphere geoengineering... or maybe not.",
">\n\nDon't you think China should have maybe consulted the u.s. before floating an information gathering device into their airspace? This is still a violation of sovereignty. Whether their motivations are altruistic or not, you can't do that.",
">\n\nI'm not saying China is good or altruistic (because if they were, then yes they would have asked permission). I'm saying that it doesn't make sense for them to be flying spy balloons in the age of satellites, and it doesn't make sense for them to be flying weather balloons halfway around the world. What do they have to gain from this?",
">\n\nTheyre probably testing their version of Fu-Go Balloon Bomb.",
">\n\nAmericans whining about whatever the Chinese are up to will always be funny",
">\n\nWhy would it be funny if it literally is hanging over our country? How could this be a more valid concern? What the hell are you talking about?",
">\n\nThey’re 100% spying on us. We’re 100% spying on them. The performative histrionics are funny.",
">\n\nEven if this isn’t a “spy balloon”, how is it not a valid concern? A flagrant violation if sovereign airspace should be alarming to any country.",
">\n\nAnd we would never do such a thing, right?",
">\n\nAbsolutely nobody said that. If we did, China would have a valid concern. This hypothetical ’whataboutism’ is irrelevant to the facts.",
">\n\nNothing exposes American hypocrisy quite like reactions to Chinese belligerence. I never said it wasn’t a valid concern, just that the whining is funny. Because it is.",
">\n\nWhere have I seen that before? Oh wait a minute... Are we about to see a reverse U-2 incident lol.",
">\n\nYea…OK! 👌",
">\n\nNo big deal. Just like the “civilian Russian fishing trawlers” with lots of antennas that followed my ship around in the 80’s. Nothing to see here comrade.",
">\n\nChina going start giving us hurricane tracks now?",
">\n\nSure, Jan",
">\n\nWe could absolutely shoot it down/ tow it out to sea etc. , but that doesn’t serve the goal, which is to create a sense of fear or anger among the public. Having a general sense of having been attacked or at least being in danger will help to sell whatever the US plans next.",
">\n\n\ntow it out to sea \n\nYeah, we'll just send an SR-71 by with a tow hook.\n\nbut that doesn’t serve the goal, which is to create a sense of fear or anger among the public.\n\nNice of China to oblige them by sending a \"weather balloon\" over the Montana ICBM complex.",
">\n\nThey're trying to send money to the Biden Crime Family SHOOT IT DOWN",
">\n\nOf course it is...",
">\n\nLightning storms are dangerous out in the Plains",
">\n\nYeah right. At least that's what the current administration believes. WE know better.\nDare to have an American \"meteorological\" balloon over any area in China and see how quick it is shot down. Not to mention, trying to buy any parcel of land in China and see how far you get. They are not obsessed with DEI in their learning institutes, their military or in their country. Ask the Uyghurs.\nWhat's wrong with us? We cannot even defend an obvious intrusion into our air space by a known enemy. Soon, unless we get our shit together, it will be too late, and it won't take another two years.",
">\n\nAre you suggesting the CCP is right in their treatment of the Uyghurs?",
">\n\nAbsolutely not!",
">\n\nCOVID delivery bag",
">\n\nThen why is it flying over the USA? Why not fly it over China?",
">\n\nThey're trying to change our weather!!",
">\n\nWhat benefit does using a weather balloon give over using a satellite or something",
">\n\nSensors are not limited to optics. Some need to be physically close to whatever they intend to monitor.",
">\n\nSuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuure... /s",
">\n\nThe Americans have had their own balloons and called them airships at a similar height (maybe a little higher). \nThe Chinese have left it unsaid as it does not threaten anyone. \nIf the Americans shoot this down, their further airship plan (US)is no longer possible.",
">\n\nEin luftballon\nAuf ihrem Weg zum Horizont\nHeilt man fur Ufos aus dem All",
">\n\nI mean they have satellites if they really wanted to spy on the us they wouldn’t send a balloon",
">\n\nIs it not possible to introduce a tiny controlled leak into it?",
">\n\nSounds like the roswell story... Ufo theories incoming in 3...2...1",
">\n\n[X]",
">\n\nMhmm, sure it was a weather balloon. They couldn’t have just asked for that info? Or better, just googled that data? Pretty sure it’s public, extremely well tracked and meteorologists generally don’t keep secrets because, you know, it’s just the fucking weather.",
">\n\nAh, excellent, there is a 100% chance of Missile Fall projected in that area.",
">\n\nSure jan",
">\n\n\"Which is specifically why we didn't notify anyone that it was launched, where it was going to go, and what it was going to be doing ahead of time to avoid any international tensions.\"",
">\n\nThat is such bullshit",
">\n\nB to the S",
">\n\nIt's Tik Tok SPYING ON EVERYONE",
">\n\nOh sure, sure",
">\n\nThey need to take this balloon down so my chickens will start laying eggs again! - old man yelling at cloud",
">\n\nDam no one ever send me balloons",
">\n\n“Other”",
">\n\n\"alarabiya.net\" um, yeah, no",
">\n\nOh, bother",
">\n\nWhy don’t we send some of our own scientific equipment over Beijing and take some tasteful nudes of Winnie the Pooh",
">\n\nLet's send a few weather balloons to check their pollution levels.",
">\n\nSearch and study in your own skies!!! I don't believe anything they say",
">\n\ncough cough BULLSHIT cough cough",
">\n\nWhat a shitshow... Ccp backed one",
">\n\nCan we get Alan Eustace to sky dive onto it and take a selfie? I think most people would tune in to see that…",
">\n\nThat's total bullshit",
">\n\nCan we all collectively call bullshit?",
">\n\nWhy would they be interested in our weather anyway?",
">\n\nSend Canadian geese",
">\n\nThen why has it twice demonstrated the ability to change directions contrary to the wind.\nJust shoot it down already. If a US \"weather balloon\" went toward China, it'd be shot down well before they let it get into their airspace. Globally we need to stop being so tolerant of China's nonsense",
">\n\nWelp China said it so it must be true!!!",
">\n\ncall it what you want, I call it scraps.",
">\n\nSure bro, and tik tok is a social media app...",
">\n\nBalluna New Year!",
">\n\nTime to raise the 69th Balloon Regiment 🤣🤣"
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"“Why is the telescope pointed down”\n“…”",
">\n\nBecause if it was pointed up, they’d just see the bottom of the balloon.",
">\n\nI think its time for the Canadians to send them some balloons in response\nStarted has the balloon wars!",
">\n\n99 luftballons",
">\n\nred ones",
">\n\nCall Goldfinger",
">\n\nWell, that is an old one. Wasn't that the reason given about why the U2 that was shot down over the USSR with Francis Gary Powers was flying that day?",
">\n\nAlso same reason USA gave for it balloon flights over USSR and PRC during cold war, when confronted about it. So they are just plain \"oldie but goodie\" excuse and also probably from China bit of \"we haven't forgotten, that you used to do this to us\".",
">\n\nWhy would we believe anything they say?",
">\n\nIt makes sense, doesn't it?\nLike who believes China would send a huge white balloon into the sky for everyone to see with the bare eye and use it for spying purpose? They have satellites to do that secretly. And the USA could take down the balloon any time they want. They simply chose not to do it.\nAnother cheap spying option, like we have seen from Russia since the invasion in Ukraine started: There have been small drone sightings near military installations and military training grounds in Europe. In Norway they even caught operators.\nNo one would use a huge white balloon in the sky. That's something for a Monty Python movie.",
">\n\nIt's also 80000 to 100000.. feet up very not visible to the naked eye. It is visible to radar, but the jet stream hasn't changed much at all over the last month, they knew where it was heading.\n(our passenger jets fly about 36000 feet and are barely visible at cruising altitude)",
">\n\nIt’s currently at 64,200 feet. I’ve seen it as high as 67,000 on the Flightradar24 app. Passenger planes I’ve seen cruising anywhere between 35-45,000 feet.",
">\n\nI mentioned my source in my post, Flightradar24 app.",
">\n\nCould you provide I link, I highly doubt that this balloon has a transponder, are you sure you're not looking at something from project loon?",
">\n\n~~flightradar24.com/***~~\n~~It's the #1 tracked thing in the world atm via MLAT though.~~\nedit: Due to the reply, I'm not sure and removed the probably wrong link.",
">\n\nWhat a maroon … I bamboozled myself, lol. Appreciate your mythbusting on me.",
">\n\nExplained after they got caught?",
">\n\nI can't believe that thing is still in the air.",
">\n\nNormal citizens have no capability to take it down.",
">\n\nTrue, not normally. It seems there would be the type of people out there to figure out a way to do it. Perhaps not normal, but still civilians (non-official, non-police, non-military).",
">\n\nThe only civilians that could do it are Bezos or Musk, for obvious reasons. You must not comprehend just how high that is.",
">\n\n¯\\_(ツ)_/¯ Maybe. Or a not-so-regular macgyver. Perhaps a Felix Baumgartner type only with a different mindset.",
">\n\nNWS has there own balloons and the NWS doesn’t have balloons that big in the atmosphere. Plus the NWS balloons don’t go halfway around the world.",
">\n\nAlso I have a feeling NWS doesn’t keep the data they collect a big secret and they could have easily got data from them if they just asked, or looked it up online…",
">\n\nBut then the data would be in english, and I guess they probly wanted the data in Chinese.",
">\n\nIf they’re being honest they would allow the US to down and it analyze its contents.",
">\n\nI mean it's in US airspace isn't it? Why wasn't it already shot down? God knows what the Chinese are up to\nWill there be diplomatic issues if US shoots it down?",
">\n\nI think the only reason is they don't want to threaten the lives of the people below if it turns out to be a bomb or something.",
">\n\nAlready in the first reports about this balloon, it was stated falling debris is too dangerous, so it's not taken down.\nYou don't need a bomb, a pebble is dangerous from that height.",
">\n\nOk so let’s hit you with a pebble traveling at terminal so we can check the validity of their argument.",
">\n\nSure, it'd probably hurt a little but I'd be fine.\nFor reference a 1cm hailstone has a terminal velocity of only a bit over 15 miles per hour.\nThere's a reason golfball sized hailstorms aren't mass casualty events",
">\n\nAnd if all the components on the instruments and solar panels were made of ice you’d almost have a point!",
">\n\nAre you under the impression things made of ice have a lower terminal velocity than everything else?...\nAlso, weren't we talking about pebbles?",
">\n\nYou realize we don't live in a vacuum, right? Terminal velocity is affected by drag, which is in turn affected by an object's density. You conveniently picked ice, which has an extremely low density, and thus lower drag. \nThe original comment you're contesting with tErMiNaL vEloCiTy! is\n\nAlready in the first reports about this balloon, it was stated falling debris is too dangerous, so it's not taken down.\n\nThe basis of your argument is effectively \"well ice falling out of the sky doesn't hurt anyone, so fragments of metal won't either!\" You know your argument sucks, so you're honing in on semantics of \"how big is the pebble\" and \"what about ice!\", knowing full well that metal debris falling from 60K feet can absolutely hurt someone.\nFurthermore, we can't control the weather (generally speaking), so the tolerance for hail falling on us that is caused by natural weather patterns is dramatically higher than the government having an F-22 slap a giant balloon carrying metal components with an AIM-120 and cause the aftermath to fall all over your property.",
">\n\nI think a lot of folks are thinking that this is a spy balloon but the Chinese are saying it’s a weather balloon. I think that is obviously a very real possibility here. Just one question:\nWhat are the advantages of a balloon over a satellite? Satellites are certainly further away (duh) but with the cameras they have, they can pert near take a picture of a flea on a dog’s ass. Seeing as how china probably already has spy satellites flying over the US without incident, how detailed do they need the images to be that they’d be willing to risk the international kerfuffle?",
">\n\nI call bullshit. You do realize they are controlling its flight path dont you??? This thing has had a non-wind generated flight path. A satellita cannot stay on top of a land area for any length of time due to earth rotation and satellite geo-spatial alignment. They are video taping movement over nuclear silos and miltary bases in Montana.. China is gas lighting us. This is absolute spying. China would have told our govt .. Hey, we have a weather balloon flying over your air space please dont shoot it down.. But no they didnt.. If our govt doesnt shoot this thing down when it can safely and take control of it our govt is now China's bitch..",
">\n\n?\nA GEO satellite can stay over a fixed point for as long as it wants (has power and communications)",
">\n\nYes geo-stationary can.. But lets think about this. Check all that have them.. China, Japan, Russia, US, UK have geo sats maybe a few others.. We all have some data on things... Lower atmosphere surveillance has its advantages, just like what we do for terrorism with planes and drones, but China cant do that over the US on a whim, but if its a \"weather balloon\" gone amuck.. Well all is just fine.and it just so happens to be over US areas they have bought properties in... Weather Satellites that are open source use for many countries can give them all they need for \"weather\".",
">\n\nOh and it has been proven they are controlling it and its moving east now.",
">\n\nOk 3 things\n1) if it is for weather purposes why would it be in a country other than your own\n2) as a weather device you would assume it had a GPS to verify location and weather data to help with whatever bs study they claim\n3) if it was lost why didn’t they say anything or do anything in the thousands of miles it to reach the US coastline. \nThis is obviously not a weather ballon and it’s a stupid excuse to use when you get caught.",
">\n\n\n\nUnderstanding the weather of your adversaries allows you to make better guesses as to things like crop yields. This could allow you to put compete them in the global markets. \n\n\nUh sure?\n\n\nWhy bother? They don't care about our well-being. \n\n\nIt's probably sensing a whole lot more than the weather, so I think this is a \"half\" lie by them. \n\"Sure it's a weather balloon. Also 10 other things but yeah, weather.\"",
">\n\nMy point is that there lie makes no sense at all. It’s a half assed lie, just like every other lie the Chinese make.",
">\n\nIt makes a lot of sense if you understand that China is a dictatorship.",
">\n\nWhy was it flying over a Montana missle base?",
">\n\nJust shoot it down already. It has no business being up there. If it was purely for scientific research they could have just asked.",
">\n\nriiiiight... and those islands you built in the South China Sea weren't for military uses...",
">\n\nYet if it was a US baloon over China they'd be screaming bloody murder well into 2057.",
">\n\nIf it was a balloon over China they would have televised shooting it down without a second's hesitation.",
">\n\nDisregarding anyone below it too.",
">\n\nScientific reason or not. Get it shot down and destroyed.",
">\n\nOh yeah. They just needed to know what the weather was like over the US and they forgot to pay the cable bill so they can't turn on The Weather Channel.",
">\n\nLet’s say it is meteorological why does china need more accurate information on air currents from Chinese mainland to U.S. the only thing I can think of is they are evaluating the amount of radiation that would head their way from a nuclear exchange. Do they know something we don’t? I doubt they would nuke us but maybe putin shared something in confidence with them.",
">\n\nIn that case they would be more worried about radiation coming from Russia after US retaliates",
">\n\nCan’t we just shoot it down with those Jewish space lasers?",
">\n\nThis is probably a stupid question…but is there a way for the US to capture and study tech attached to the balloon to see if China’s reasoning are true or not? It being in the US’s airspace makes it fair game, no?",
">\n\nCan we do balloon wars instead of betacuck Russia-style wars from now on?",
">\n\nThey probably should have asked for permission if that were true.",
">\n\nSure, espionage is part of political science",
">\n\nit's not but okay",
">\n\nThose Nuclear densiometers in the balloon are for weather surveillance",
">\n\nBring that fucker down over the ocean and we’ll just see about that.",
">\n\nWho really believes the CCP?",
">\n\nThey could be telling the truth. Assuming that they're lying is just another form of trust. You trust that they're lying to you.",
">\n\nThey are not telling the truth",
">\n\nI'm not saying they are. I don't have any reason to believe them.\nBut do you have any evidence they're lying?",
">\n\nIt wasn't a weather balloon",
">\n\nHave we found out what it is yet?",
">\n\nDid you read the story? I am guessing not",
">\n\nNo. I'm waiting for a decent quality report on it. A day or two I assume.",
">\n\nSo why was there no “heads up U.S. and Canada we lost our balloon”?",
">\n\nOf course it is, what else could it be, right?\nAnd that Russian boat off the cost of the US a few weeks ago was just studying marine animals.",
">\n\nEasy way for them to drop the seeds of invasive plants across the country.",
">\n\n100% looking at the effects of the Tonga volcano... they (China) have been in a severe drought ever since that thing blew and it's well know that volcanos change the climate temporarily due to stratospheric changes.\nVolcanos emit actual tons of sulfur dioxide that turn into sulfuric acid in the stratosphere. These microscopic droplets actually reflect radiation from the sun back into space and this loss of energy produces weather patterns changes that are poorly understood... this is where the term volcanic winter comes from. Volcanos that produce significant sulfur dioxide releases can cause temporary global cooling due to this sulfuric acid \"shield\" for 2-5 years post eruption. \n1815 saw the eruption of Mt. Tambora that was responsible for the global cooling event known as \"the year without summer.\" \nThen there's the water droplets at all levels of the atmosphere that don't usually contain water... the polar regions have seen an explosion in very rare and very colorful polar stratospheric clouds. These are the most colorful clouds known and only show up a few days on a normal year... They have been a daily occurrence for the last few weeks... so there's definitely a lot of extra moisture in the stratosphere and or other abnormal conditions producing this rare phenomenon. \nBasically the big Earth pimple yeeted actual tons of all sorts of things into low level orbit and the Chinese are probably trying to figure out how to make it rain in China again.",
">\n\nDid you type this as you did your research ? Was this something you already knew? Are you into volcanoes? Are you a meteorologist? \nI have so many questions",
">\n\nVeteran storm chaser and disaster enthusiast.\nI basically keep an eye on most of the possible major natural disaster scenarios like the sun, geological activity, and general atmospheric conditions that might impact the continental US.\nI've been keeping an eye out for Tonga info since it happened and saw the Polar Stratospheric Clouds on Spaceweather.com which I check daily for current space weather conditions. They pretty much keep me updated on everything going on above the \"normal\" weather. \nHonestly it is pretty wild how far my fascination with Texas severe weather has taken me... but even the major solar flares can enhance severe weather days so I keep an eye on it all.",
">\n\nSo then they should have zero issues with us shooting it down..",
">\n\nBlow that fucker out of the sky",
">\n\nI'd say bring it down in one piece so you can study it, and potentially embarrass China further.",
">\n\nBullshit! Above all else China is known for its lies.",
">\n\nThat would be easy to verify: just show us the datastream that comes from its sensors.",
">\n\nI'm pretty sure we're already monitoring that.",
">\n\nThat's the media story. I wonder what the real story is? Can't tell until the electronics are investigated...",
">\n\nsure it is.",
">\n\nBut seriously, has anybody seen any launch codes…",
">\n\nYou left out the part where that's according to China. That's what china said they are. \nChina lies. Like all the time.",
">\n\nChina's govt are nothing but liars",
">\n\nI don't believe that shit. If it is for scientific research it would not be in US airspace.",
">\n\nEveryday, meteorologists around the world release thousands of weather balloons to gather data on the atmosphere. They have no control over where it goes.\nMaybe the smart money is to bet that the U.S. military accurately identified the object and truthfully communicated their conclusions to the public. But sometimes big government institutions make mistakes (gasp, shock!), sometimes they lie for political purposes (no way!), and sometimes they lie as part of the intricate game of espionage and geopolitics (how could they?!).\nWhile it's totally plausible this was some PRC intelligence kit, it's also totally plausible that it turns out to be something dumb like scientists in B.C. surveying wildlife populations and that the military's kneejerk reaction was tainted by growing concerns of a future US/China conflict.",
">\n\nNever trust anything the Chinese government says. It lacks transparency.the Chinese government has yet to admit to it's numerous han rights violations.",
">\n\nThat's low key a good idea",
">\n\nWell the US could and should shoot it down as it is in their airspace and it is unauthorized to be flying there, and tear the fucker apart and see what those cunts really are up to.",
">\n\nThat’s what China expects and wants us to do. It could contain bioweapons.",
">\n\nWant to bet the tinfoil folks will not report this?",
">\n\nDo you think China would be ok if a U.S. weather balloon just happened to be loitering over China for a few days?",
">\n\nUgh, it's a weather balloon. I'm sure that your tin foil may be on too tight, but perspective helps.",
">\n\nYep, the pentagon routinely considers shooting down weather balloons all the time. It just so happens to be in a stable jet stream over our ICBM bases. Nothing to see here. Shoot it down when it gets to a safe space to confirm. I’m certain that the CCP would be ok with us sending a weather balloon with monitoring equipment over China.",
">\n\nThe US chose not to shoot it down specifically because they don't fear it as a surveillance platform. A giant balloon is less stealthy and less capable than advanced spy satellites, which China has plenty of. \nBut why would China be flying giant balloons near US airspace, if not for spying? It's not a threat or a political stunt, because it's just a useless balloon. Now balloons are commonly used for weather monitoring, but why would China care in the slightest about the weather in the US?\nCrazy idea: Geoengineering.\nClimate change is a huge crisis for humanity. Geoengineering is the idea of deliberately modifying the climate to reduce its temperature. We know that huge volcanic eruptions pour sulfur dioxide and other particles into the upper atmosphere that block sunlight, creating a cooling effect (that's volcanic winter, same principle as nuclear winter).\nGeoengineering could be a relatively cheap way to temporarily hold back global warming, but it's controversial because it could have unintended effects. The United Nations or other large intergovernmental bodies would never agree to it--there would just be endless arguments and squabbling. Who would pay for it? Who would be responsible for any unintended consequences?\nBut enter China. Authoritarian China is known for ramming ahead with vast infrastructure projects that only pay off long term, like the Three Gorges Dam or their huge High Speed Rail network. Xi Jinping himself studied as a chemical engineer. So it's a crazy idea, but what if Chinese leadership got worried about climate change? Sure they can invest in renewables and try to cut back on coal plants, but they need energy to modernize, so what if they decided to also secretly start tests with geoengineering to buy themselves (and us all) some time to hold back climate change?\nEnter the balloon. What if the \"weather research\" is actually a platform for distributing particles into the stratosphere in an attempt to induce cooling? A very similar balloon was spotted over Japan a few years ago. (link: Japan Times article) What if they've been secretly launching them at various places around the world, but they lost control of one balloon that just so happened to drift into US airspace? And if the US knows the balloon isn't useful for spying, but they figured out it came from China or a Chinese vessel, then China has to come up with some new excuse for what the balloon is for. So they say it's a \"civilian vessel\" for \"weather research\", but maybe it's actually an advanced test platform for upper atmosphere geoengineering... or maybe not.",
">\n\nDon't you think China should have maybe consulted the u.s. before floating an information gathering device into their airspace? This is still a violation of sovereignty. Whether their motivations are altruistic or not, you can't do that.",
">\n\nI'm not saying China is good or altruistic (because if they were, then yes they would have asked permission). I'm saying that it doesn't make sense for them to be flying spy balloons in the age of satellites, and it doesn't make sense for them to be flying weather balloons halfway around the world. What do they have to gain from this?",
">\n\nTheyre probably testing their version of Fu-Go Balloon Bomb.",
">\n\nAmericans whining about whatever the Chinese are up to will always be funny",
">\n\nWhy would it be funny if it literally is hanging over our country? How could this be a more valid concern? What the hell are you talking about?",
">\n\nThey’re 100% spying on us. We’re 100% spying on them. The performative histrionics are funny.",
">\n\nEven if this isn’t a “spy balloon”, how is it not a valid concern? A flagrant violation if sovereign airspace should be alarming to any country.",
">\n\nAnd we would never do such a thing, right?",
">\n\nAbsolutely nobody said that. If we did, China would have a valid concern. This hypothetical ’whataboutism’ is irrelevant to the facts.",
">\n\nNothing exposes American hypocrisy quite like reactions to Chinese belligerence. I never said it wasn’t a valid concern, just that the whining is funny. Because it is.",
">\n\nWhere have I seen that before? Oh wait a minute... Are we about to see a reverse U-2 incident lol.",
">\n\nYea…OK! 👌",
">\n\nNo big deal. Just like the “civilian Russian fishing trawlers” with lots of antennas that followed my ship around in the 80’s. Nothing to see here comrade.",
">\n\nChina going start giving us hurricane tracks now?",
">\n\nSure, Jan",
">\n\nWe could absolutely shoot it down/ tow it out to sea etc. , but that doesn’t serve the goal, which is to create a sense of fear or anger among the public. Having a general sense of having been attacked or at least being in danger will help to sell whatever the US plans next.",
">\n\n\ntow it out to sea \n\nYeah, we'll just send an SR-71 by with a tow hook.\n\nbut that doesn’t serve the goal, which is to create a sense of fear or anger among the public.\n\nNice of China to oblige them by sending a \"weather balloon\" over the Montana ICBM complex.",
">\n\nThey're trying to send money to the Biden Crime Family SHOOT IT DOWN",
">\n\nOf course it is...",
">\n\nLightning storms are dangerous out in the Plains",
">\n\nYeah right. At least that's what the current administration believes. WE know better.\nDare to have an American \"meteorological\" balloon over any area in China and see how quick it is shot down. Not to mention, trying to buy any parcel of land in China and see how far you get. They are not obsessed with DEI in their learning institutes, their military or in their country. Ask the Uyghurs.\nWhat's wrong with us? We cannot even defend an obvious intrusion into our air space by a known enemy. Soon, unless we get our shit together, it will be too late, and it won't take another two years.",
">\n\nAre you suggesting the CCP is right in their treatment of the Uyghurs?",
">\n\nAbsolutely not!",
">\n\nCOVID delivery bag",
">\n\nThen why is it flying over the USA? Why not fly it over China?",
">\n\nThey're trying to change our weather!!",
">\n\nWhat benefit does using a weather balloon give over using a satellite or something",
">\n\nSensors are not limited to optics. Some need to be physically close to whatever they intend to monitor.",
">\n\nSuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuure... /s",
">\n\nThe Americans have had their own balloons and called them airships at a similar height (maybe a little higher). \nThe Chinese have left it unsaid as it does not threaten anyone. \nIf the Americans shoot this down, their further airship plan (US)is no longer possible.",
">\n\nEin luftballon\nAuf ihrem Weg zum Horizont\nHeilt man fur Ufos aus dem All",
">\n\nI mean they have satellites if they really wanted to spy on the us they wouldn’t send a balloon",
">\n\nIs it not possible to introduce a tiny controlled leak into it?",
">\n\nSounds like the roswell story... Ufo theories incoming in 3...2...1",
">\n\n[X]",
">\n\nMhmm, sure it was a weather balloon. They couldn’t have just asked for that info? Or better, just googled that data? Pretty sure it’s public, extremely well tracked and meteorologists generally don’t keep secrets because, you know, it’s just the fucking weather.",
">\n\nAh, excellent, there is a 100% chance of Missile Fall projected in that area.",
">\n\nSure jan",
">\n\n\"Which is specifically why we didn't notify anyone that it was launched, where it was going to go, and what it was going to be doing ahead of time to avoid any international tensions.\"",
">\n\nThat is such bullshit",
">\n\nB to the S",
">\n\nIt's Tik Tok SPYING ON EVERYONE",
">\n\nOh sure, sure",
">\n\nThey need to take this balloon down so my chickens will start laying eggs again! - old man yelling at cloud",
">\n\nDam no one ever send me balloons",
">\n\n“Other”",
">\n\n\"alarabiya.net\" um, yeah, no",
">\n\nOh, bother",
">\n\nWhy don’t we send some of our own scientific equipment over Beijing and take some tasteful nudes of Winnie the Pooh",
">\n\nLet's send a few weather balloons to check their pollution levels.",
">\n\nSearch and study in your own skies!!! I don't believe anything they say",
">\n\ncough cough BULLSHIT cough cough",
">\n\nWhat a shitshow... Ccp backed one",
">\n\nCan we get Alan Eustace to sky dive onto it and take a selfie? I think most people would tune in to see that…",
">\n\nThat's total bullshit",
">\n\nCan we all collectively call bullshit?",
">\n\nWhy would they be interested in our weather anyway?",
">\n\nSend Canadian geese",
">\n\nThen why has it twice demonstrated the ability to change directions contrary to the wind.\nJust shoot it down already. If a US \"weather balloon\" went toward China, it'd be shot down well before they let it get into their airspace. Globally we need to stop being so tolerant of China's nonsense",
">\n\nWelp China said it so it must be true!!!",
">\n\ncall it what you want, I call it scraps.",
">\n\nSure bro, and tik tok is a social media app...",
">\n\nBalluna New Year!",
">\n\nTime to raise the 69th Balloon Regiment 🤣🤣",
">\n\nAlso China: lies"
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Chosing not to shoot it down is a big time chinese humiliation on live stage as they probably expected the americans to shoot it down and make them look aggressive | [
"“Why is the telescope pointed down”\n“…”",
">\n\nBecause if it was pointed up, they’d just see the bottom of the balloon.",
">\n\nI think its time for the Canadians to send them some balloons in response\nStarted has the balloon wars!",
">\n\n99 luftballons",
">\n\nred ones",
">\n\nCall Goldfinger",
">\n\nWell, that is an old one. Wasn't that the reason given about why the U2 that was shot down over the USSR with Francis Gary Powers was flying that day?",
">\n\nAlso same reason USA gave for it balloon flights over USSR and PRC during cold war, when confronted about it. So they are just plain \"oldie but goodie\" excuse and also probably from China bit of \"we haven't forgotten, that you used to do this to us\".",
">\n\nWhy would we believe anything they say?",
">\n\nIt makes sense, doesn't it?\nLike who believes China would send a huge white balloon into the sky for everyone to see with the bare eye and use it for spying purpose? They have satellites to do that secretly. And the USA could take down the balloon any time they want. They simply chose not to do it.\nAnother cheap spying option, like we have seen from Russia since the invasion in Ukraine started: There have been small drone sightings near military installations and military training grounds in Europe. In Norway they even caught operators.\nNo one would use a huge white balloon in the sky. That's something for a Monty Python movie.",
">\n\nIt's also 80000 to 100000.. feet up very not visible to the naked eye. It is visible to radar, but the jet stream hasn't changed much at all over the last month, they knew where it was heading.\n(our passenger jets fly about 36000 feet and are barely visible at cruising altitude)",
">\n\nIt’s currently at 64,200 feet. I’ve seen it as high as 67,000 on the Flightradar24 app. Passenger planes I’ve seen cruising anywhere between 35-45,000 feet.",
">\n\nI mentioned my source in my post, Flightradar24 app.",
">\n\nCould you provide I link, I highly doubt that this balloon has a transponder, are you sure you're not looking at something from project loon?",
">\n\n~~flightradar24.com/***~~\n~~It's the #1 tracked thing in the world atm via MLAT though.~~\nedit: Due to the reply, I'm not sure and removed the probably wrong link.",
">\n\nWhat a maroon … I bamboozled myself, lol. Appreciate your mythbusting on me.",
">\n\nExplained after they got caught?",
">\n\nI can't believe that thing is still in the air.",
">\n\nNormal citizens have no capability to take it down.",
">\n\nTrue, not normally. It seems there would be the type of people out there to figure out a way to do it. Perhaps not normal, but still civilians (non-official, non-police, non-military).",
">\n\nThe only civilians that could do it are Bezos or Musk, for obvious reasons. You must not comprehend just how high that is.",
">\n\n¯\\_(ツ)_/¯ Maybe. Or a not-so-regular macgyver. Perhaps a Felix Baumgartner type only with a different mindset.",
">\n\nNWS has there own balloons and the NWS doesn’t have balloons that big in the atmosphere. Plus the NWS balloons don’t go halfway around the world.",
">\n\nAlso I have a feeling NWS doesn’t keep the data they collect a big secret and they could have easily got data from them if they just asked, or looked it up online…",
">\n\nBut then the data would be in english, and I guess they probly wanted the data in Chinese.",
">\n\nIf they’re being honest they would allow the US to down and it analyze its contents.",
">\n\nI mean it's in US airspace isn't it? Why wasn't it already shot down? God knows what the Chinese are up to\nWill there be diplomatic issues if US shoots it down?",
">\n\nI think the only reason is they don't want to threaten the lives of the people below if it turns out to be a bomb or something.",
">\n\nAlready in the first reports about this balloon, it was stated falling debris is too dangerous, so it's not taken down.\nYou don't need a bomb, a pebble is dangerous from that height.",
">\n\nOk so let’s hit you with a pebble traveling at terminal so we can check the validity of their argument.",
">\n\nSure, it'd probably hurt a little but I'd be fine.\nFor reference a 1cm hailstone has a terminal velocity of only a bit over 15 miles per hour.\nThere's a reason golfball sized hailstorms aren't mass casualty events",
">\n\nAnd if all the components on the instruments and solar panels were made of ice you’d almost have a point!",
">\n\nAre you under the impression things made of ice have a lower terminal velocity than everything else?...\nAlso, weren't we talking about pebbles?",
">\n\nYou realize we don't live in a vacuum, right? Terminal velocity is affected by drag, which is in turn affected by an object's density. You conveniently picked ice, which has an extremely low density, and thus lower drag. \nThe original comment you're contesting with tErMiNaL vEloCiTy! is\n\nAlready in the first reports about this balloon, it was stated falling debris is too dangerous, so it's not taken down.\n\nThe basis of your argument is effectively \"well ice falling out of the sky doesn't hurt anyone, so fragments of metal won't either!\" You know your argument sucks, so you're honing in on semantics of \"how big is the pebble\" and \"what about ice!\", knowing full well that metal debris falling from 60K feet can absolutely hurt someone.\nFurthermore, we can't control the weather (generally speaking), so the tolerance for hail falling on us that is caused by natural weather patterns is dramatically higher than the government having an F-22 slap a giant balloon carrying metal components with an AIM-120 and cause the aftermath to fall all over your property.",
">\n\nI think a lot of folks are thinking that this is a spy balloon but the Chinese are saying it’s a weather balloon. I think that is obviously a very real possibility here. Just one question:\nWhat are the advantages of a balloon over a satellite? Satellites are certainly further away (duh) but with the cameras they have, they can pert near take a picture of a flea on a dog’s ass. Seeing as how china probably already has spy satellites flying over the US without incident, how detailed do they need the images to be that they’d be willing to risk the international kerfuffle?",
">\n\nI call bullshit. You do realize they are controlling its flight path dont you??? This thing has had a non-wind generated flight path. A satellita cannot stay on top of a land area for any length of time due to earth rotation and satellite geo-spatial alignment. They are video taping movement over nuclear silos and miltary bases in Montana.. China is gas lighting us. This is absolute spying. China would have told our govt .. Hey, we have a weather balloon flying over your air space please dont shoot it down.. But no they didnt.. If our govt doesnt shoot this thing down when it can safely and take control of it our govt is now China's bitch..",
">\n\n?\nA GEO satellite can stay over a fixed point for as long as it wants (has power and communications)",
">\n\nYes geo-stationary can.. But lets think about this. Check all that have them.. China, Japan, Russia, US, UK have geo sats maybe a few others.. We all have some data on things... Lower atmosphere surveillance has its advantages, just like what we do for terrorism with planes and drones, but China cant do that over the US on a whim, but if its a \"weather balloon\" gone amuck.. Well all is just fine.and it just so happens to be over US areas they have bought properties in... Weather Satellites that are open source use for many countries can give them all they need for \"weather\".",
">\n\nOh and it has been proven they are controlling it and its moving east now.",
">\n\nOk 3 things\n1) if it is for weather purposes why would it be in a country other than your own\n2) as a weather device you would assume it had a GPS to verify location and weather data to help with whatever bs study they claim\n3) if it was lost why didn’t they say anything or do anything in the thousands of miles it to reach the US coastline. \nThis is obviously not a weather ballon and it’s a stupid excuse to use when you get caught.",
">\n\n\n\nUnderstanding the weather of your adversaries allows you to make better guesses as to things like crop yields. This could allow you to put compete them in the global markets. \n\n\nUh sure?\n\n\nWhy bother? They don't care about our well-being. \n\n\nIt's probably sensing a whole lot more than the weather, so I think this is a \"half\" lie by them. \n\"Sure it's a weather balloon. Also 10 other things but yeah, weather.\"",
">\n\nMy point is that there lie makes no sense at all. It’s a half assed lie, just like every other lie the Chinese make.",
">\n\nIt makes a lot of sense if you understand that China is a dictatorship.",
">\n\nWhy was it flying over a Montana missle base?",
">\n\nJust shoot it down already. It has no business being up there. If it was purely for scientific research they could have just asked.",
">\n\nriiiiight... and those islands you built in the South China Sea weren't for military uses...",
">\n\nYet if it was a US baloon over China they'd be screaming bloody murder well into 2057.",
">\n\nIf it was a balloon over China they would have televised shooting it down without a second's hesitation.",
">\n\nDisregarding anyone below it too.",
">\n\nScientific reason or not. Get it shot down and destroyed.",
">\n\nOh yeah. They just needed to know what the weather was like over the US and they forgot to pay the cable bill so they can't turn on The Weather Channel.",
">\n\nLet’s say it is meteorological why does china need more accurate information on air currents from Chinese mainland to U.S. the only thing I can think of is they are evaluating the amount of radiation that would head their way from a nuclear exchange. Do they know something we don’t? I doubt they would nuke us but maybe putin shared something in confidence with them.",
">\n\nIn that case they would be more worried about radiation coming from Russia after US retaliates",
">\n\nCan’t we just shoot it down with those Jewish space lasers?",
">\n\nThis is probably a stupid question…but is there a way for the US to capture and study tech attached to the balloon to see if China’s reasoning are true or not? It being in the US’s airspace makes it fair game, no?",
">\n\nCan we do balloon wars instead of betacuck Russia-style wars from now on?",
">\n\nThey probably should have asked for permission if that were true.",
">\n\nSure, espionage is part of political science",
">\n\nit's not but okay",
">\n\nThose Nuclear densiometers in the balloon are for weather surveillance",
">\n\nBring that fucker down over the ocean and we’ll just see about that.",
">\n\nWho really believes the CCP?",
">\n\nThey could be telling the truth. Assuming that they're lying is just another form of trust. You trust that they're lying to you.",
">\n\nThey are not telling the truth",
">\n\nI'm not saying they are. I don't have any reason to believe them.\nBut do you have any evidence they're lying?",
">\n\nIt wasn't a weather balloon",
">\n\nHave we found out what it is yet?",
">\n\nDid you read the story? I am guessing not",
">\n\nNo. I'm waiting for a decent quality report on it. A day or two I assume.",
">\n\nSo why was there no “heads up U.S. and Canada we lost our balloon”?",
">\n\nOf course it is, what else could it be, right?\nAnd that Russian boat off the cost of the US a few weeks ago was just studying marine animals.",
">\n\nEasy way for them to drop the seeds of invasive plants across the country.",
">\n\n100% looking at the effects of the Tonga volcano... they (China) have been in a severe drought ever since that thing blew and it's well know that volcanos change the climate temporarily due to stratospheric changes.\nVolcanos emit actual tons of sulfur dioxide that turn into sulfuric acid in the stratosphere. These microscopic droplets actually reflect radiation from the sun back into space and this loss of energy produces weather patterns changes that are poorly understood... this is where the term volcanic winter comes from. Volcanos that produce significant sulfur dioxide releases can cause temporary global cooling due to this sulfuric acid \"shield\" for 2-5 years post eruption. \n1815 saw the eruption of Mt. Tambora that was responsible for the global cooling event known as \"the year without summer.\" \nThen there's the water droplets at all levels of the atmosphere that don't usually contain water... the polar regions have seen an explosion in very rare and very colorful polar stratospheric clouds. These are the most colorful clouds known and only show up a few days on a normal year... They have been a daily occurrence for the last few weeks... so there's definitely a lot of extra moisture in the stratosphere and or other abnormal conditions producing this rare phenomenon. \nBasically the big Earth pimple yeeted actual tons of all sorts of things into low level orbit and the Chinese are probably trying to figure out how to make it rain in China again.",
">\n\nDid you type this as you did your research ? Was this something you already knew? Are you into volcanoes? Are you a meteorologist? \nI have so many questions",
">\n\nVeteran storm chaser and disaster enthusiast.\nI basically keep an eye on most of the possible major natural disaster scenarios like the sun, geological activity, and general atmospheric conditions that might impact the continental US.\nI've been keeping an eye out for Tonga info since it happened and saw the Polar Stratospheric Clouds on Spaceweather.com which I check daily for current space weather conditions. They pretty much keep me updated on everything going on above the \"normal\" weather. \nHonestly it is pretty wild how far my fascination with Texas severe weather has taken me... but even the major solar flares can enhance severe weather days so I keep an eye on it all.",
">\n\nSo then they should have zero issues with us shooting it down..",
">\n\nBlow that fucker out of the sky",
">\n\nI'd say bring it down in one piece so you can study it, and potentially embarrass China further.",
">\n\nBullshit! Above all else China is known for its lies.",
">\n\nThat would be easy to verify: just show us the datastream that comes from its sensors.",
">\n\nI'm pretty sure we're already monitoring that.",
">\n\nThat's the media story. I wonder what the real story is? Can't tell until the electronics are investigated...",
">\n\nsure it is.",
">\n\nBut seriously, has anybody seen any launch codes…",
">\n\nYou left out the part where that's according to China. That's what china said they are. \nChina lies. Like all the time.",
">\n\nChina's govt are nothing but liars",
">\n\nI don't believe that shit. If it is for scientific research it would not be in US airspace.",
">\n\nEveryday, meteorologists around the world release thousands of weather balloons to gather data on the atmosphere. They have no control over where it goes.\nMaybe the smart money is to bet that the U.S. military accurately identified the object and truthfully communicated their conclusions to the public. But sometimes big government institutions make mistakes (gasp, shock!), sometimes they lie for political purposes (no way!), and sometimes they lie as part of the intricate game of espionage and geopolitics (how could they?!).\nWhile it's totally plausible this was some PRC intelligence kit, it's also totally plausible that it turns out to be something dumb like scientists in B.C. surveying wildlife populations and that the military's kneejerk reaction was tainted by growing concerns of a future US/China conflict.",
">\n\nNever trust anything the Chinese government says. It lacks transparency.the Chinese government has yet to admit to it's numerous han rights violations.",
">\n\nThat's low key a good idea",
">\n\nWell the US could and should shoot it down as it is in their airspace and it is unauthorized to be flying there, and tear the fucker apart and see what those cunts really are up to.",
">\n\nThat’s what China expects and wants us to do. It could contain bioweapons.",
">\n\nWant to bet the tinfoil folks will not report this?",
">\n\nDo you think China would be ok if a U.S. weather balloon just happened to be loitering over China for a few days?",
">\n\nUgh, it's a weather balloon. I'm sure that your tin foil may be on too tight, but perspective helps.",
">\n\nYep, the pentagon routinely considers shooting down weather balloons all the time. It just so happens to be in a stable jet stream over our ICBM bases. Nothing to see here. Shoot it down when it gets to a safe space to confirm. I’m certain that the CCP would be ok with us sending a weather balloon with monitoring equipment over China.",
">\n\nThe US chose not to shoot it down specifically because they don't fear it as a surveillance platform. A giant balloon is less stealthy and less capable than advanced spy satellites, which China has plenty of. \nBut why would China be flying giant balloons near US airspace, if not for spying? It's not a threat or a political stunt, because it's just a useless balloon. Now balloons are commonly used for weather monitoring, but why would China care in the slightest about the weather in the US?\nCrazy idea: Geoengineering.\nClimate change is a huge crisis for humanity. Geoengineering is the idea of deliberately modifying the climate to reduce its temperature. We know that huge volcanic eruptions pour sulfur dioxide and other particles into the upper atmosphere that block sunlight, creating a cooling effect (that's volcanic winter, same principle as nuclear winter).\nGeoengineering could be a relatively cheap way to temporarily hold back global warming, but it's controversial because it could have unintended effects. The United Nations or other large intergovernmental bodies would never agree to it--there would just be endless arguments and squabbling. Who would pay for it? Who would be responsible for any unintended consequences?\nBut enter China. Authoritarian China is known for ramming ahead with vast infrastructure projects that only pay off long term, like the Three Gorges Dam or their huge High Speed Rail network. Xi Jinping himself studied as a chemical engineer. So it's a crazy idea, but what if Chinese leadership got worried about climate change? Sure they can invest in renewables and try to cut back on coal plants, but they need energy to modernize, so what if they decided to also secretly start tests with geoengineering to buy themselves (and us all) some time to hold back climate change?\nEnter the balloon. What if the \"weather research\" is actually a platform for distributing particles into the stratosphere in an attempt to induce cooling? A very similar balloon was spotted over Japan a few years ago. (link: Japan Times article) What if they've been secretly launching them at various places around the world, but they lost control of one balloon that just so happened to drift into US airspace? And if the US knows the balloon isn't useful for spying, but they figured out it came from China or a Chinese vessel, then China has to come up with some new excuse for what the balloon is for. So they say it's a \"civilian vessel\" for \"weather research\", but maybe it's actually an advanced test platform for upper atmosphere geoengineering... or maybe not.",
">\n\nDon't you think China should have maybe consulted the u.s. before floating an information gathering device into their airspace? This is still a violation of sovereignty. Whether their motivations are altruistic or not, you can't do that.",
">\n\nI'm not saying China is good or altruistic (because if they were, then yes they would have asked permission). I'm saying that it doesn't make sense for them to be flying spy balloons in the age of satellites, and it doesn't make sense for them to be flying weather balloons halfway around the world. What do they have to gain from this?",
">\n\nTheyre probably testing their version of Fu-Go Balloon Bomb.",
">\n\nAmericans whining about whatever the Chinese are up to will always be funny",
">\n\nWhy would it be funny if it literally is hanging over our country? How could this be a more valid concern? What the hell are you talking about?",
">\n\nThey’re 100% spying on us. We’re 100% spying on them. The performative histrionics are funny.",
">\n\nEven if this isn’t a “spy balloon”, how is it not a valid concern? A flagrant violation if sovereign airspace should be alarming to any country.",
">\n\nAnd we would never do such a thing, right?",
">\n\nAbsolutely nobody said that. If we did, China would have a valid concern. This hypothetical ’whataboutism’ is irrelevant to the facts.",
">\n\nNothing exposes American hypocrisy quite like reactions to Chinese belligerence. I never said it wasn’t a valid concern, just that the whining is funny. Because it is.",
">\n\nWhere have I seen that before? Oh wait a minute... Are we about to see a reverse U-2 incident lol.",
">\n\nYea…OK! 👌",
">\n\nNo big deal. Just like the “civilian Russian fishing trawlers” with lots of antennas that followed my ship around in the 80’s. Nothing to see here comrade.",
">\n\nChina going start giving us hurricane tracks now?",
">\n\nSure, Jan",
">\n\nWe could absolutely shoot it down/ tow it out to sea etc. , but that doesn’t serve the goal, which is to create a sense of fear or anger among the public. Having a general sense of having been attacked or at least being in danger will help to sell whatever the US plans next.",
">\n\n\ntow it out to sea \n\nYeah, we'll just send an SR-71 by with a tow hook.\n\nbut that doesn’t serve the goal, which is to create a sense of fear or anger among the public.\n\nNice of China to oblige them by sending a \"weather balloon\" over the Montana ICBM complex.",
">\n\nThey're trying to send money to the Biden Crime Family SHOOT IT DOWN",
">\n\nOf course it is...",
">\n\nLightning storms are dangerous out in the Plains",
">\n\nYeah right. At least that's what the current administration believes. WE know better.\nDare to have an American \"meteorological\" balloon over any area in China and see how quick it is shot down. Not to mention, trying to buy any parcel of land in China and see how far you get. They are not obsessed with DEI in their learning institutes, their military or in their country. Ask the Uyghurs.\nWhat's wrong with us? We cannot even defend an obvious intrusion into our air space by a known enemy. Soon, unless we get our shit together, it will be too late, and it won't take another two years.",
">\n\nAre you suggesting the CCP is right in their treatment of the Uyghurs?",
">\n\nAbsolutely not!",
">\n\nCOVID delivery bag",
">\n\nThen why is it flying over the USA? Why not fly it over China?",
">\n\nThey're trying to change our weather!!",
">\n\nWhat benefit does using a weather balloon give over using a satellite or something",
">\n\nSensors are not limited to optics. Some need to be physically close to whatever they intend to monitor.",
">\n\nSuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuure... /s",
">\n\nThe Americans have had their own balloons and called them airships at a similar height (maybe a little higher). \nThe Chinese have left it unsaid as it does not threaten anyone. \nIf the Americans shoot this down, their further airship plan (US)is no longer possible.",
">\n\nEin luftballon\nAuf ihrem Weg zum Horizont\nHeilt man fur Ufos aus dem All",
">\n\nI mean they have satellites if they really wanted to spy on the us they wouldn’t send a balloon",
">\n\nIs it not possible to introduce a tiny controlled leak into it?",
">\n\nSounds like the roswell story... Ufo theories incoming in 3...2...1",
">\n\n[X]",
">\n\nMhmm, sure it was a weather balloon. They couldn’t have just asked for that info? Or better, just googled that data? Pretty sure it’s public, extremely well tracked and meteorologists generally don’t keep secrets because, you know, it’s just the fucking weather.",
">\n\nAh, excellent, there is a 100% chance of Missile Fall projected in that area.",
">\n\nSure jan",
">\n\n\"Which is specifically why we didn't notify anyone that it was launched, where it was going to go, and what it was going to be doing ahead of time to avoid any international tensions.\"",
">\n\nThat is such bullshit",
">\n\nB to the S",
">\n\nIt's Tik Tok SPYING ON EVERYONE",
">\n\nOh sure, sure",
">\n\nThey need to take this balloon down so my chickens will start laying eggs again! - old man yelling at cloud",
">\n\nDam no one ever send me balloons",
">\n\n“Other”",
">\n\n\"alarabiya.net\" um, yeah, no",
">\n\nOh, bother",
">\n\nWhy don’t we send some of our own scientific equipment over Beijing and take some tasteful nudes of Winnie the Pooh",
">\n\nLet's send a few weather balloons to check their pollution levels.",
">\n\nSearch and study in your own skies!!! I don't believe anything they say",
">\n\ncough cough BULLSHIT cough cough",
">\n\nWhat a shitshow... Ccp backed one",
">\n\nCan we get Alan Eustace to sky dive onto it and take a selfie? I think most people would tune in to see that…",
">\n\nThat's total bullshit",
">\n\nCan we all collectively call bullshit?",
">\n\nWhy would they be interested in our weather anyway?",
">\n\nSend Canadian geese",
">\n\nThen why has it twice demonstrated the ability to change directions contrary to the wind.\nJust shoot it down already. If a US \"weather balloon\" went toward China, it'd be shot down well before they let it get into their airspace. Globally we need to stop being so tolerant of China's nonsense",
">\n\nWelp China said it so it must be true!!!",
">\n\ncall it what you want, I call it scraps.",
">\n\nSure bro, and tik tok is a social media app...",
">\n\nBalluna New Year!",
">\n\nTime to raise the 69th Balloon Regiment 🤣🤣",
">\n\nAlso China: lies",
">\n\nAlso China: lies"
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Yeah sounds about right. Need to know what the wind is like before tossing things over the pacific. Wouldn’t want to miss | [
"“Why is the telescope pointed down”\n“…”",
">\n\nBecause if it was pointed up, they’d just see the bottom of the balloon.",
">\n\nI think its time for the Canadians to send them some balloons in response\nStarted has the balloon wars!",
">\n\n99 luftballons",
">\n\nred ones",
">\n\nCall Goldfinger",
">\n\nWell, that is an old one. Wasn't that the reason given about why the U2 that was shot down over the USSR with Francis Gary Powers was flying that day?",
">\n\nAlso same reason USA gave for it balloon flights over USSR and PRC during cold war, when confronted about it. So they are just plain \"oldie but goodie\" excuse and also probably from China bit of \"we haven't forgotten, that you used to do this to us\".",
">\n\nWhy would we believe anything they say?",
">\n\nIt makes sense, doesn't it?\nLike who believes China would send a huge white balloon into the sky for everyone to see with the bare eye and use it for spying purpose? They have satellites to do that secretly. And the USA could take down the balloon any time they want. They simply chose not to do it.\nAnother cheap spying option, like we have seen from Russia since the invasion in Ukraine started: There have been small drone sightings near military installations and military training grounds in Europe. In Norway they even caught operators.\nNo one would use a huge white balloon in the sky. That's something for a Monty Python movie.",
">\n\nIt's also 80000 to 100000.. feet up very not visible to the naked eye. It is visible to radar, but the jet stream hasn't changed much at all over the last month, they knew where it was heading.\n(our passenger jets fly about 36000 feet and are barely visible at cruising altitude)",
">\n\nIt’s currently at 64,200 feet. I’ve seen it as high as 67,000 on the Flightradar24 app. Passenger planes I’ve seen cruising anywhere between 35-45,000 feet.",
">\n\nI mentioned my source in my post, Flightradar24 app.",
">\n\nCould you provide I link, I highly doubt that this balloon has a transponder, are you sure you're not looking at something from project loon?",
">\n\n~~flightradar24.com/***~~\n~~It's the #1 tracked thing in the world atm via MLAT though.~~\nedit: Due to the reply, I'm not sure and removed the probably wrong link.",
">\n\nWhat a maroon … I bamboozled myself, lol. Appreciate your mythbusting on me.",
">\n\nExplained after they got caught?",
">\n\nI can't believe that thing is still in the air.",
">\n\nNormal citizens have no capability to take it down.",
">\n\nTrue, not normally. It seems there would be the type of people out there to figure out a way to do it. Perhaps not normal, but still civilians (non-official, non-police, non-military).",
">\n\nThe only civilians that could do it are Bezos or Musk, for obvious reasons. You must not comprehend just how high that is.",
">\n\n¯\\_(ツ)_/¯ Maybe. Or a not-so-regular macgyver. Perhaps a Felix Baumgartner type only with a different mindset.",
">\n\nNWS has there own balloons and the NWS doesn’t have balloons that big in the atmosphere. Plus the NWS balloons don’t go halfway around the world.",
">\n\nAlso I have a feeling NWS doesn’t keep the data they collect a big secret and they could have easily got data from them if they just asked, or looked it up online…",
">\n\nBut then the data would be in english, and I guess they probly wanted the data in Chinese.",
">\n\nIf they’re being honest they would allow the US to down and it analyze its contents.",
">\n\nI mean it's in US airspace isn't it? Why wasn't it already shot down? God knows what the Chinese are up to\nWill there be diplomatic issues if US shoots it down?",
">\n\nI think the only reason is they don't want to threaten the lives of the people below if it turns out to be a bomb or something.",
">\n\nAlready in the first reports about this balloon, it was stated falling debris is too dangerous, so it's not taken down.\nYou don't need a bomb, a pebble is dangerous from that height.",
">\n\nOk so let’s hit you with a pebble traveling at terminal so we can check the validity of their argument.",
">\n\nSure, it'd probably hurt a little but I'd be fine.\nFor reference a 1cm hailstone has a terminal velocity of only a bit over 15 miles per hour.\nThere's a reason golfball sized hailstorms aren't mass casualty events",
">\n\nAnd if all the components on the instruments and solar panels were made of ice you’d almost have a point!",
">\n\nAre you under the impression things made of ice have a lower terminal velocity than everything else?...\nAlso, weren't we talking about pebbles?",
">\n\nYou realize we don't live in a vacuum, right? Terminal velocity is affected by drag, which is in turn affected by an object's density. You conveniently picked ice, which has an extremely low density, and thus lower drag. \nThe original comment you're contesting with tErMiNaL vEloCiTy! is\n\nAlready in the first reports about this balloon, it was stated falling debris is too dangerous, so it's not taken down.\n\nThe basis of your argument is effectively \"well ice falling out of the sky doesn't hurt anyone, so fragments of metal won't either!\" You know your argument sucks, so you're honing in on semantics of \"how big is the pebble\" and \"what about ice!\", knowing full well that metal debris falling from 60K feet can absolutely hurt someone.\nFurthermore, we can't control the weather (generally speaking), so the tolerance for hail falling on us that is caused by natural weather patterns is dramatically higher than the government having an F-22 slap a giant balloon carrying metal components with an AIM-120 and cause the aftermath to fall all over your property.",
">\n\nI think a lot of folks are thinking that this is a spy balloon but the Chinese are saying it’s a weather balloon. I think that is obviously a very real possibility here. Just one question:\nWhat are the advantages of a balloon over a satellite? Satellites are certainly further away (duh) but with the cameras they have, they can pert near take a picture of a flea on a dog’s ass. Seeing as how china probably already has spy satellites flying over the US without incident, how detailed do they need the images to be that they’d be willing to risk the international kerfuffle?",
">\n\nI call bullshit. You do realize they are controlling its flight path dont you??? This thing has had a non-wind generated flight path. A satellita cannot stay on top of a land area for any length of time due to earth rotation and satellite geo-spatial alignment. They are video taping movement over nuclear silos and miltary bases in Montana.. China is gas lighting us. This is absolute spying. China would have told our govt .. Hey, we have a weather balloon flying over your air space please dont shoot it down.. But no they didnt.. If our govt doesnt shoot this thing down when it can safely and take control of it our govt is now China's bitch..",
">\n\n?\nA GEO satellite can stay over a fixed point for as long as it wants (has power and communications)",
">\n\nYes geo-stationary can.. But lets think about this. Check all that have them.. China, Japan, Russia, US, UK have geo sats maybe a few others.. We all have some data on things... Lower atmosphere surveillance has its advantages, just like what we do for terrorism with planes and drones, but China cant do that over the US on a whim, but if its a \"weather balloon\" gone amuck.. Well all is just fine.and it just so happens to be over US areas they have bought properties in... Weather Satellites that are open source use for many countries can give them all they need for \"weather\".",
">\n\nOh and it has been proven they are controlling it and its moving east now.",
">\n\nOk 3 things\n1) if it is for weather purposes why would it be in a country other than your own\n2) as a weather device you would assume it had a GPS to verify location and weather data to help with whatever bs study they claim\n3) if it was lost why didn’t they say anything or do anything in the thousands of miles it to reach the US coastline. \nThis is obviously not a weather ballon and it’s a stupid excuse to use when you get caught.",
">\n\n\n\nUnderstanding the weather of your adversaries allows you to make better guesses as to things like crop yields. This could allow you to put compete them in the global markets. \n\n\nUh sure?\n\n\nWhy bother? They don't care about our well-being. \n\n\nIt's probably sensing a whole lot more than the weather, so I think this is a \"half\" lie by them. \n\"Sure it's a weather balloon. Also 10 other things but yeah, weather.\"",
">\n\nMy point is that there lie makes no sense at all. It’s a half assed lie, just like every other lie the Chinese make.",
">\n\nIt makes a lot of sense if you understand that China is a dictatorship.",
">\n\nWhy was it flying over a Montana missle base?",
">\n\nJust shoot it down already. It has no business being up there. If it was purely for scientific research they could have just asked.",
">\n\nriiiiight... and those islands you built in the South China Sea weren't for military uses...",
">\n\nYet if it was a US baloon over China they'd be screaming bloody murder well into 2057.",
">\n\nIf it was a balloon over China they would have televised shooting it down without a second's hesitation.",
">\n\nDisregarding anyone below it too.",
">\n\nScientific reason or not. Get it shot down and destroyed.",
">\n\nOh yeah. They just needed to know what the weather was like over the US and they forgot to pay the cable bill so they can't turn on The Weather Channel.",
">\n\nLet’s say it is meteorological why does china need more accurate information on air currents from Chinese mainland to U.S. the only thing I can think of is they are evaluating the amount of radiation that would head their way from a nuclear exchange. Do they know something we don’t? I doubt they would nuke us but maybe putin shared something in confidence with them.",
">\n\nIn that case they would be more worried about radiation coming from Russia after US retaliates",
">\n\nCan’t we just shoot it down with those Jewish space lasers?",
">\n\nThis is probably a stupid question…but is there a way for the US to capture and study tech attached to the balloon to see if China’s reasoning are true or not? It being in the US’s airspace makes it fair game, no?",
">\n\nCan we do balloon wars instead of betacuck Russia-style wars from now on?",
">\n\nThey probably should have asked for permission if that were true.",
">\n\nSure, espionage is part of political science",
">\n\nit's not but okay",
">\n\nThose Nuclear densiometers in the balloon are for weather surveillance",
">\n\nBring that fucker down over the ocean and we’ll just see about that.",
">\n\nWho really believes the CCP?",
">\n\nThey could be telling the truth. Assuming that they're lying is just another form of trust. You trust that they're lying to you.",
">\n\nThey are not telling the truth",
">\n\nI'm not saying they are. I don't have any reason to believe them.\nBut do you have any evidence they're lying?",
">\n\nIt wasn't a weather balloon",
">\n\nHave we found out what it is yet?",
">\n\nDid you read the story? I am guessing not",
">\n\nNo. I'm waiting for a decent quality report on it. A day or two I assume.",
">\n\nSo why was there no “heads up U.S. and Canada we lost our balloon”?",
">\n\nOf course it is, what else could it be, right?\nAnd that Russian boat off the cost of the US a few weeks ago was just studying marine animals.",
">\n\nEasy way for them to drop the seeds of invasive plants across the country.",
">\n\n100% looking at the effects of the Tonga volcano... they (China) have been in a severe drought ever since that thing blew and it's well know that volcanos change the climate temporarily due to stratospheric changes.\nVolcanos emit actual tons of sulfur dioxide that turn into sulfuric acid in the stratosphere. These microscopic droplets actually reflect radiation from the sun back into space and this loss of energy produces weather patterns changes that are poorly understood... this is where the term volcanic winter comes from. Volcanos that produce significant sulfur dioxide releases can cause temporary global cooling due to this sulfuric acid \"shield\" for 2-5 years post eruption. \n1815 saw the eruption of Mt. Tambora that was responsible for the global cooling event known as \"the year without summer.\" \nThen there's the water droplets at all levels of the atmosphere that don't usually contain water... the polar regions have seen an explosion in very rare and very colorful polar stratospheric clouds. These are the most colorful clouds known and only show up a few days on a normal year... They have been a daily occurrence for the last few weeks... so there's definitely a lot of extra moisture in the stratosphere and or other abnormal conditions producing this rare phenomenon. \nBasically the big Earth pimple yeeted actual tons of all sorts of things into low level orbit and the Chinese are probably trying to figure out how to make it rain in China again.",
">\n\nDid you type this as you did your research ? Was this something you already knew? Are you into volcanoes? Are you a meteorologist? \nI have so many questions",
">\n\nVeteran storm chaser and disaster enthusiast.\nI basically keep an eye on most of the possible major natural disaster scenarios like the sun, geological activity, and general atmospheric conditions that might impact the continental US.\nI've been keeping an eye out for Tonga info since it happened and saw the Polar Stratospheric Clouds on Spaceweather.com which I check daily for current space weather conditions. They pretty much keep me updated on everything going on above the \"normal\" weather. \nHonestly it is pretty wild how far my fascination with Texas severe weather has taken me... but even the major solar flares can enhance severe weather days so I keep an eye on it all.",
">\n\nSo then they should have zero issues with us shooting it down..",
">\n\nBlow that fucker out of the sky",
">\n\nI'd say bring it down in one piece so you can study it, and potentially embarrass China further.",
">\n\nBullshit! Above all else China is known for its lies.",
">\n\nThat would be easy to verify: just show us the datastream that comes from its sensors.",
">\n\nI'm pretty sure we're already monitoring that.",
">\n\nThat's the media story. I wonder what the real story is? Can't tell until the electronics are investigated...",
">\n\nsure it is.",
">\n\nBut seriously, has anybody seen any launch codes…",
">\n\nYou left out the part where that's according to China. That's what china said they are. \nChina lies. Like all the time.",
">\n\nChina's govt are nothing but liars",
">\n\nI don't believe that shit. If it is for scientific research it would not be in US airspace.",
">\n\nEveryday, meteorologists around the world release thousands of weather balloons to gather data on the atmosphere. They have no control over where it goes.\nMaybe the smart money is to bet that the U.S. military accurately identified the object and truthfully communicated their conclusions to the public. But sometimes big government institutions make mistakes (gasp, shock!), sometimes they lie for political purposes (no way!), and sometimes they lie as part of the intricate game of espionage and geopolitics (how could they?!).\nWhile it's totally plausible this was some PRC intelligence kit, it's also totally plausible that it turns out to be something dumb like scientists in B.C. surveying wildlife populations and that the military's kneejerk reaction was tainted by growing concerns of a future US/China conflict.",
">\n\nNever trust anything the Chinese government says. It lacks transparency.the Chinese government has yet to admit to it's numerous han rights violations.",
">\n\nThat's low key a good idea",
">\n\nWell the US could and should shoot it down as it is in their airspace and it is unauthorized to be flying there, and tear the fucker apart and see what those cunts really are up to.",
">\n\nThat’s what China expects and wants us to do. It could contain bioweapons.",
">\n\nWant to bet the tinfoil folks will not report this?",
">\n\nDo you think China would be ok if a U.S. weather balloon just happened to be loitering over China for a few days?",
">\n\nUgh, it's a weather balloon. I'm sure that your tin foil may be on too tight, but perspective helps.",
">\n\nYep, the pentagon routinely considers shooting down weather balloons all the time. It just so happens to be in a stable jet stream over our ICBM bases. Nothing to see here. Shoot it down when it gets to a safe space to confirm. I’m certain that the CCP would be ok with us sending a weather balloon with monitoring equipment over China.",
">\n\nThe US chose not to shoot it down specifically because they don't fear it as a surveillance platform. A giant balloon is less stealthy and less capable than advanced spy satellites, which China has plenty of. \nBut why would China be flying giant balloons near US airspace, if not for spying? It's not a threat or a political stunt, because it's just a useless balloon. Now balloons are commonly used for weather monitoring, but why would China care in the slightest about the weather in the US?\nCrazy idea: Geoengineering.\nClimate change is a huge crisis for humanity. Geoengineering is the idea of deliberately modifying the climate to reduce its temperature. We know that huge volcanic eruptions pour sulfur dioxide and other particles into the upper atmosphere that block sunlight, creating a cooling effect (that's volcanic winter, same principle as nuclear winter).\nGeoengineering could be a relatively cheap way to temporarily hold back global warming, but it's controversial because it could have unintended effects. The United Nations or other large intergovernmental bodies would never agree to it--there would just be endless arguments and squabbling. Who would pay for it? Who would be responsible for any unintended consequences?\nBut enter China. Authoritarian China is known for ramming ahead with vast infrastructure projects that only pay off long term, like the Three Gorges Dam or their huge High Speed Rail network. Xi Jinping himself studied as a chemical engineer. So it's a crazy idea, but what if Chinese leadership got worried about climate change? Sure they can invest in renewables and try to cut back on coal plants, but they need energy to modernize, so what if they decided to also secretly start tests with geoengineering to buy themselves (and us all) some time to hold back climate change?\nEnter the balloon. What if the \"weather research\" is actually a platform for distributing particles into the stratosphere in an attempt to induce cooling? A very similar balloon was spotted over Japan a few years ago. (link: Japan Times article) What if they've been secretly launching them at various places around the world, but they lost control of one balloon that just so happened to drift into US airspace? And if the US knows the balloon isn't useful for spying, but they figured out it came from China or a Chinese vessel, then China has to come up with some new excuse for what the balloon is for. So they say it's a \"civilian vessel\" for \"weather research\", but maybe it's actually an advanced test platform for upper atmosphere geoengineering... or maybe not.",
">\n\nDon't you think China should have maybe consulted the u.s. before floating an information gathering device into their airspace? This is still a violation of sovereignty. Whether their motivations are altruistic or not, you can't do that.",
">\n\nI'm not saying China is good or altruistic (because if they were, then yes they would have asked permission). I'm saying that it doesn't make sense for them to be flying spy balloons in the age of satellites, and it doesn't make sense for them to be flying weather balloons halfway around the world. What do they have to gain from this?",
">\n\nTheyre probably testing their version of Fu-Go Balloon Bomb.",
">\n\nAmericans whining about whatever the Chinese are up to will always be funny",
">\n\nWhy would it be funny if it literally is hanging over our country? How could this be a more valid concern? What the hell are you talking about?",
">\n\nThey’re 100% spying on us. We’re 100% spying on them. The performative histrionics are funny.",
">\n\nEven if this isn’t a “spy balloon”, how is it not a valid concern? A flagrant violation if sovereign airspace should be alarming to any country.",
">\n\nAnd we would never do such a thing, right?",
">\n\nAbsolutely nobody said that. If we did, China would have a valid concern. This hypothetical ’whataboutism’ is irrelevant to the facts.",
">\n\nNothing exposes American hypocrisy quite like reactions to Chinese belligerence. I never said it wasn’t a valid concern, just that the whining is funny. Because it is.",
">\n\nWhere have I seen that before? Oh wait a minute... Are we about to see a reverse U-2 incident lol.",
">\n\nYea…OK! 👌",
">\n\nNo big deal. Just like the “civilian Russian fishing trawlers” with lots of antennas that followed my ship around in the 80’s. Nothing to see here comrade.",
">\n\nChina going start giving us hurricane tracks now?",
">\n\nSure, Jan",
">\n\nWe could absolutely shoot it down/ tow it out to sea etc. , but that doesn’t serve the goal, which is to create a sense of fear or anger among the public. Having a general sense of having been attacked or at least being in danger will help to sell whatever the US plans next.",
">\n\n\ntow it out to sea \n\nYeah, we'll just send an SR-71 by with a tow hook.\n\nbut that doesn’t serve the goal, which is to create a sense of fear or anger among the public.\n\nNice of China to oblige them by sending a \"weather balloon\" over the Montana ICBM complex.",
">\n\nThey're trying to send money to the Biden Crime Family SHOOT IT DOWN",
">\n\nOf course it is...",
">\n\nLightning storms are dangerous out in the Plains",
">\n\nYeah right. At least that's what the current administration believes. WE know better.\nDare to have an American \"meteorological\" balloon over any area in China and see how quick it is shot down. Not to mention, trying to buy any parcel of land in China and see how far you get. They are not obsessed with DEI in their learning institutes, their military or in their country. Ask the Uyghurs.\nWhat's wrong with us? We cannot even defend an obvious intrusion into our air space by a known enemy. Soon, unless we get our shit together, it will be too late, and it won't take another two years.",
">\n\nAre you suggesting the CCP is right in their treatment of the Uyghurs?",
">\n\nAbsolutely not!",
">\n\nCOVID delivery bag",
">\n\nThen why is it flying over the USA? Why not fly it over China?",
">\n\nThey're trying to change our weather!!",
">\n\nWhat benefit does using a weather balloon give over using a satellite or something",
">\n\nSensors are not limited to optics. Some need to be physically close to whatever they intend to monitor.",
">\n\nSuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuure... /s",
">\n\nThe Americans have had their own balloons and called them airships at a similar height (maybe a little higher). \nThe Chinese have left it unsaid as it does not threaten anyone. \nIf the Americans shoot this down, their further airship plan (US)is no longer possible.",
">\n\nEin luftballon\nAuf ihrem Weg zum Horizont\nHeilt man fur Ufos aus dem All",
">\n\nI mean they have satellites if they really wanted to spy on the us they wouldn’t send a balloon",
">\n\nIs it not possible to introduce a tiny controlled leak into it?",
">\n\nSounds like the roswell story... Ufo theories incoming in 3...2...1",
">\n\n[X]",
">\n\nMhmm, sure it was a weather balloon. They couldn’t have just asked for that info? Or better, just googled that data? Pretty sure it’s public, extremely well tracked and meteorologists generally don’t keep secrets because, you know, it’s just the fucking weather.",
">\n\nAh, excellent, there is a 100% chance of Missile Fall projected in that area.",
">\n\nSure jan",
">\n\n\"Which is specifically why we didn't notify anyone that it was launched, where it was going to go, and what it was going to be doing ahead of time to avoid any international tensions.\"",
">\n\nThat is such bullshit",
">\n\nB to the S",
">\n\nIt's Tik Tok SPYING ON EVERYONE",
">\n\nOh sure, sure",
">\n\nThey need to take this balloon down so my chickens will start laying eggs again! - old man yelling at cloud",
">\n\nDam no one ever send me balloons",
">\n\n“Other”",
">\n\n\"alarabiya.net\" um, yeah, no",
">\n\nOh, bother",
">\n\nWhy don’t we send some of our own scientific equipment over Beijing and take some tasteful nudes of Winnie the Pooh",
">\n\nLet's send a few weather balloons to check their pollution levels.",
">\n\nSearch and study in your own skies!!! I don't believe anything they say",
">\n\ncough cough BULLSHIT cough cough",
">\n\nWhat a shitshow... Ccp backed one",
">\n\nCan we get Alan Eustace to sky dive onto it and take a selfie? I think most people would tune in to see that…",
">\n\nThat's total bullshit",
">\n\nCan we all collectively call bullshit?",
">\n\nWhy would they be interested in our weather anyway?",
">\n\nSend Canadian geese",
">\n\nThen why has it twice demonstrated the ability to change directions contrary to the wind.\nJust shoot it down already. If a US \"weather balloon\" went toward China, it'd be shot down well before they let it get into their airspace. Globally we need to stop being so tolerant of China's nonsense",
">\n\nWelp China said it so it must be true!!!",
">\n\ncall it what you want, I call it scraps.",
">\n\nSure bro, and tik tok is a social media app...",
">\n\nBalluna New Year!",
">\n\nTime to raise the 69th Balloon Regiment 🤣🤣",
">\n\nAlso China: lies",
">\n\nAlso China: lies",
">\n\nChosing not to shoot it down is a big time chinese humiliation on live stage as they probably expected the americans to shoot it down and make them look aggressive"
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"“Why is the telescope pointed down”\n“…”",
">\n\nBecause if it was pointed up, they’d just see the bottom of the balloon.",
">\n\nI think its time for the Canadians to send them some balloons in response\nStarted has the balloon wars!",
">\n\n99 luftballons",
">\n\nred ones",
">\n\nCall Goldfinger",
">\n\nWell, that is an old one. Wasn't that the reason given about why the U2 that was shot down over the USSR with Francis Gary Powers was flying that day?",
">\n\nAlso same reason USA gave for it balloon flights over USSR and PRC during cold war, when confronted about it. So they are just plain \"oldie but goodie\" excuse and also probably from China bit of \"we haven't forgotten, that you used to do this to us\".",
">\n\nWhy would we believe anything they say?",
">\n\nIt makes sense, doesn't it?\nLike who believes China would send a huge white balloon into the sky for everyone to see with the bare eye and use it for spying purpose? They have satellites to do that secretly. And the USA could take down the balloon any time they want. They simply chose not to do it.\nAnother cheap spying option, like we have seen from Russia since the invasion in Ukraine started: There have been small drone sightings near military installations and military training grounds in Europe. In Norway they even caught operators.\nNo one would use a huge white balloon in the sky. That's something for a Monty Python movie.",
">\n\nIt's also 80000 to 100000.. feet up very not visible to the naked eye. It is visible to radar, but the jet stream hasn't changed much at all over the last month, they knew where it was heading.\n(our passenger jets fly about 36000 feet and are barely visible at cruising altitude)",
">\n\nIt’s currently at 64,200 feet. I’ve seen it as high as 67,000 on the Flightradar24 app. Passenger planes I’ve seen cruising anywhere between 35-45,000 feet.",
">\n\nI mentioned my source in my post, Flightradar24 app.",
">\n\nCould you provide I link, I highly doubt that this balloon has a transponder, are you sure you're not looking at something from project loon?",
">\n\n~~flightradar24.com/***~~\n~~It's the #1 tracked thing in the world atm via MLAT though.~~\nedit: Due to the reply, I'm not sure and removed the probably wrong link.",
">\n\nWhat a maroon … I bamboozled myself, lol. Appreciate your mythbusting on me.",
">\n\nExplained after they got caught?",
">\n\nI can't believe that thing is still in the air.",
">\n\nNormal citizens have no capability to take it down.",
">\n\nTrue, not normally. It seems there would be the type of people out there to figure out a way to do it. Perhaps not normal, but still civilians (non-official, non-police, non-military).",
">\n\nThe only civilians that could do it are Bezos or Musk, for obvious reasons. You must not comprehend just how high that is.",
">\n\n¯\\_(ツ)_/¯ Maybe. Or a not-so-regular macgyver. Perhaps a Felix Baumgartner type only with a different mindset.",
">\n\nNWS has there own balloons and the NWS doesn’t have balloons that big in the atmosphere. Plus the NWS balloons don’t go halfway around the world.",
">\n\nAlso I have a feeling NWS doesn’t keep the data they collect a big secret and they could have easily got data from them if they just asked, or looked it up online…",
">\n\nBut then the data would be in english, and I guess they probly wanted the data in Chinese.",
">\n\nIf they’re being honest they would allow the US to down and it analyze its contents.",
">\n\nI mean it's in US airspace isn't it? Why wasn't it already shot down? God knows what the Chinese are up to\nWill there be diplomatic issues if US shoots it down?",
">\n\nI think the only reason is they don't want to threaten the lives of the people below if it turns out to be a bomb or something.",
">\n\nAlready in the first reports about this balloon, it was stated falling debris is too dangerous, so it's not taken down.\nYou don't need a bomb, a pebble is dangerous from that height.",
">\n\nOk so let’s hit you with a pebble traveling at terminal so we can check the validity of their argument.",
">\n\nSure, it'd probably hurt a little but I'd be fine.\nFor reference a 1cm hailstone has a terminal velocity of only a bit over 15 miles per hour.\nThere's a reason golfball sized hailstorms aren't mass casualty events",
">\n\nAnd if all the components on the instruments and solar panels were made of ice you’d almost have a point!",
">\n\nAre you under the impression things made of ice have a lower terminal velocity than everything else?...\nAlso, weren't we talking about pebbles?",
">\n\nYou realize we don't live in a vacuum, right? Terminal velocity is affected by drag, which is in turn affected by an object's density. You conveniently picked ice, which has an extremely low density, and thus lower drag. \nThe original comment you're contesting with tErMiNaL vEloCiTy! is\n\nAlready in the first reports about this balloon, it was stated falling debris is too dangerous, so it's not taken down.\n\nThe basis of your argument is effectively \"well ice falling out of the sky doesn't hurt anyone, so fragments of metal won't either!\" You know your argument sucks, so you're honing in on semantics of \"how big is the pebble\" and \"what about ice!\", knowing full well that metal debris falling from 60K feet can absolutely hurt someone.\nFurthermore, we can't control the weather (generally speaking), so the tolerance for hail falling on us that is caused by natural weather patterns is dramatically higher than the government having an F-22 slap a giant balloon carrying metal components with an AIM-120 and cause the aftermath to fall all over your property.",
">\n\nI think a lot of folks are thinking that this is a spy balloon but the Chinese are saying it’s a weather balloon. I think that is obviously a very real possibility here. Just one question:\nWhat are the advantages of a balloon over a satellite? Satellites are certainly further away (duh) but with the cameras they have, they can pert near take a picture of a flea on a dog’s ass. Seeing as how china probably already has spy satellites flying over the US without incident, how detailed do they need the images to be that they’d be willing to risk the international kerfuffle?",
">\n\nI call bullshit. You do realize they are controlling its flight path dont you??? This thing has had a non-wind generated flight path. A satellita cannot stay on top of a land area for any length of time due to earth rotation and satellite geo-spatial alignment. They are video taping movement over nuclear silos and miltary bases in Montana.. China is gas lighting us. This is absolute spying. China would have told our govt .. Hey, we have a weather balloon flying over your air space please dont shoot it down.. But no they didnt.. If our govt doesnt shoot this thing down when it can safely and take control of it our govt is now China's bitch..",
">\n\n?\nA GEO satellite can stay over a fixed point for as long as it wants (has power and communications)",
">\n\nYes geo-stationary can.. But lets think about this. Check all that have them.. China, Japan, Russia, US, UK have geo sats maybe a few others.. We all have some data on things... Lower atmosphere surveillance has its advantages, just like what we do for terrorism with planes and drones, but China cant do that over the US on a whim, but if its a \"weather balloon\" gone amuck.. Well all is just fine.and it just so happens to be over US areas they have bought properties in... Weather Satellites that are open source use for many countries can give them all they need for \"weather\".",
">\n\nOh and it has been proven they are controlling it and its moving east now.",
">\n\nOk 3 things\n1) if it is for weather purposes why would it be in a country other than your own\n2) as a weather device you would assume it had a GPS to verify location and weather data to help with whatever bs study they claim\n3) if it was lost why didn’t they say anything or do anything in the thousands of miles it to reach the US coastline. \nThis is obviously not a weather ballon and it’s a stupid excuse to use when you get caught.",
">\n\n\n\nUnderstanding the weather of your adversaries allows you to make better guesses as to things like crop yields. This could allow you to put compete them in the global markets. \n\n\nUh sure?\n\n\nWhy bother? They don't care about our well-being. \n\n\nIt's probably sensing a whole lot more than the weather, so I think this is a \"half\" lie by them. \n\"Sure it's a weather balloon. Also 10 other things but yeah, weather.\"",
">\n\nMy point is that there lie makes no sense at all. It’s a half assed lie, just like every other lie the Chinese make.",
">\n\nIt makes a lot of sense if you understand that China is a dictatorship.",
">\n\nWhy was it flying over a Montana missle base?",
">\n\nJust shoot it down already. It has no business being up there. If it was purely for scientific research they could have just asked.",
">\n\nriiiiight... and those islands you built in the South China Sea weren't for military uses...",
">\n\nYet if it was a US baloon over China they'd be screaming bloody murder well into 2057.",
">\n\nIf it was a balloon over China they would have televised shooting it down without a second's hesitation.",
">\n\nDisregarding anyone below it too.",
">\n\nScientific reason or not. Get it shot down and destroyed.",
">\n\nOh yeah. They just needed to know what the weather was like over the US and they forgot to pay the cable bill so they can't turn on The Weather Channel.",
">\n\nLet’s say it is meteorological why does china need more accurate information on air currents from Chinese mainland to U.S. the only thing I can think of is they are evaluating the amount of radiation that would head their way from a nuclear exchange. Do they know something we don’t? I doubt they would nuke us but maybe putin shared something in confidence with them.",
">\n\nIn that case they would be more worried about radiation coming from Russia after US retaliates",
">\n\nCan’t we just shoot it down with those Jewish space lasers?",
">\n\nThis is probably a stupid question…but is there a way for the US to capture and study tech attached to the balloon to see if China’s reasoning are true or not? It being in the US’s airspace makes it fair game, no?",
">\n\nCan we do balloon wars instead of betacuck Russia-style wars from now on?",
">\n\nThey probably should have asked for permission if that were true.",
">\n\nSure, espionage is part of political science",
">\n\nit's not but okay",
">\n\nThose Nuclear densiometers in the balloon are for weather surveillance",
">\n\nBring that fucker down over the ocean and we’ll just see about that.",
">\n\nWho really believes the CCP?",
">\n\nThey could be telling the truth. Assuming that they're lying is just another form of trust. You trust that they're lying to you.",
">\n\nThey are not telling the truth",
">\n\nI'm not saying they are. I don't have any reason to believe them.\nBut do you have any evidence they're lying?",
">\n\nIt wasn't a weather balloon",
">\n\nHave we found out what it is yet?",
">\n\nDid you read the story? I am guessing not",
">\n\nNo. I'm waiting for a decent quality report on it. A day or two I assume.",
">\n\nSo why was there no “heads up U.S. and Canada we lost our balloon”?",
">\n\nOf course it is, what else could it be, right?\nAnd that Russian boat off the cost of the US a few weeks ago was just studying marine animals.",
">\n\nEasy way for them to drop the seeds of invasive plants across the country.",
">\n\n100% looking at the effects of the Tonga volcano... they (China) have been in a severe drought ever since that thing blew and it's well know that volcanos change the climate temporarily due to stratospheric changes.\nVolcanos emit actual tons of sulfur dioxide that turn into sulfuric acid in the stratosphere. These microscopic droplets actually reflect radiation from the sun back into space and this loss of energy produces weather patterns changes that are poorly understood... this is where the term volcanic winter comes from. Volcanos that produce significant sulfur dioxide releases can cause temporary global cooling due to this sulfuric acid \"shield\" for 2-5 years post eruption. \n1815 saw the eruption of Mt. Tambora that was responsible for the global cooling event known as \"the year without summer.\" \nThen there's the water droplets at all levels of the atmosphere that don't usually contain water... the polar regions have seen an explosion in very rare and very colorful polar stratospheric clouds. These are the most colorful clouds known and only show up a few days on a normal year... They have been a daily occurrence for the last few weeks... so there's definitely a lot of extra moisture in the stratosphere and or other abnormal conditions producing this rare phenomenon. \nBasically the big Earth pimple yeeted actual tons of all sorts of things into low level orbit and the Chinese are probably trying to figure out how to make it rain in China again.",
">\n\nDid you type this as you did your research ? Was this something you already knew? Are you into volcanoes? Are you a meteorologist? \nI have so many questions",
">\n\nVeteran storm chaser and disaster enthusiast.\nI basically keep an eye on most of the possible major natural disaster scenarios like the sun, geological activity, and general atmospheric conditions that might impact the continental US.\nI've been keeping an eye out for Tonga info since it happened and saw the Polar Stratospheric Clouds on Spaceweather.com which I check daily for current space weather conditions. They pretty much keep me updated on everything going on above the \"normal\" weather. \nHonestly it is pretty wild how far my fascination with Texas severe weather has taken me... but even the major solar flares can enhance severe weather days so I keep an eye on it all.",
">\n\nSo then they should have zero issues with us shooting it down..",
">\n\nBlow that fucker out of the sky",
">\n\nI'd say bring it down in one piece so you can study it, and potentially embarrass China further.",
">\n\nBullshit! Above all else China is known for its lies.",
">\n\nThat would be easy to verify: just show us the datastream that comes from its sensors.",
">\n\nI'm pretty sure we're already monitoring that.",
">\n\nThat's the media story. I wonder what the real story is? Can't tell until the electronics are investigated...",
">\n\nsure it is.",
">\n\nBut seriously, has anybody seen any launch codes…",
">\n\nYou left out the part where that's according to China. That's what china said they are. \nChina lies. Like all the time.",
">\n\nChina's govt are nothing but liars",
">\n\nI don't believe that shit. If it is for scientific research it would not be in US airspace.",
">\n\nEveryday, meteorologists around the world release thousands of weather balloons to gather data on the atmosphere. They have no control over where it goes.\nMaybe the smart money is to bet that the U.S. military accurately identified the object and truthfully communicated their conclusions to the public. But sometimes big government institutions make mistakes (gasp, shock!), sometimes they lie for political purposes (no way!), and sometimes they lie as part of the intricate game of espionage and geopolitics (how could they?!).\nWhile it's totally plausible this was some PRC intelligence kit, it's also totally plausible that it turns out to be something dumb like scientists in B.C. surveying wildlife populations and that the military's kneejerk reaction was tainted by growing concerns of a future US/China conflict.",
">\n\nNever trust anything the Chinese government says. It lacks transparency.the Chinese government has yet to admit to it's numerous han rights violations.",
">\n\nThat's low key a good idea",
">\n\nWell the US could and should shoot it down as it is in their airspace and it is unauthorized to be flying there, and tear the fucker apart and see what those cunts really are up to.",
">\n\nThat’s what China expects and wants us to do. It could contain bioweapons.",
">\n\nWant to bet the tinfoil folks will not report this?",
">\n\nDo you think China would be ok if a U.S. weather balloon just happened to be loitering over China for a few days?",
">\n\nUgh, it's a weather balloon. I'm sure that your tin foil may be on too tight, but perspective helps.",
">\n\nYep, the pentagon routinely considers shooting down weather balloons all the time. It just so happens to be in a stable jet stream over our ICBM bases. Nothing to see here. Shoot it down when it gets to a safe space to confirm. I’m certain that the CCP would be ok with us sending a weather balloon with monitoring equipment over China.",
">\n\nThe US chose not to shoot it down specifically because they don't fear it as a surveillance platform. A giant balloon is less stealthy and less capable than advanced spy satellites, which China has plenty of. \nBut why would China be flying giant balloons near US airspace, if not for spying? It's not a threat or a political stunt, because it's just a useless balloon. Now balloons are commonly used for weather monitoring, but why would China care in the slightest about the weather in the US?\nCrazy idea: Geoengineering.\nClimate change is a huge crisis for humanity. Geoengineering is the idea of deliberately modifying the climate to reduce its temperature. We know that huge volcanic eruptions pour sulfur dioxide and other particles into the upper atmosphere that block sunlight, creating a cooling effect (that's volcanic winter, same principle as nuclear winter).\nGeoengineering could be a relatively cheap way to temporarily hold back global warming, but it's controversial because it could have unintended effects. The United Nations or other large intergovernmental bodies would never agree to it--there would just be endless arguments and squabbling. Who would pay for it? Who would be responsible for any unintended consequences?\nBut enter China. Authoritarian China is known for ramming ahead with vast infrastructure projects that only pay off long term, like the Three Gorges Dam or their huge High Speed Rail network. Xi Jinping himself studied as a chemical engineer. So it's a crazy idea, but what if Chinese leadership got worried about climate change? Sure they can invest in renewables and try to cut back on coal plants, but they need energy to modernize, so what if they decided to also secretly start tests with geoengineering to buy themselves (and us all) some time to hold back climate change?\nEnter the balloon. What if the \"weather research\" is actually a platform for distributing particles into the stratosphere in an attempt to induce cooling? A very similar balloon was spotted over Japan a few years ago. (link: Japan Times article) What if they've been secretly launching them at various places around the world, but they lost control of one balloon that just so happened to drift into US airspace? And if the US knows the balloon isn't useful for spying, but they figured out it came from China or a Chinese vessel, then China has to come up with some new excuse for what the balloon is for. So they say it's a \"civilian vessel\" for \"weather research\", but maybe it's actually an advanced test platform for upper atmosphere geoengineering... or maybe not.",
">\n\nDon't you think China should have maybe consulted the u.s. before floating an information gathering device into their airspace? This is still a violation of sovereignty. Whether their motivations are altruistic or not, you can't do that.",
">\n\nI'm not saying China is good or altruistic (because if they were, then yes they would have asked permission). I'm saying that it doesn't make sense for them to be flying spy balloons in the age of satellites, and it doesn't make sense for them to be flying weather balloons halfway around the world. What do they have to gain from this?",
">\n\nTheyre probably testing their version of Fu-Go Balloon Bomb.",
">\n\nAmericans whining about whatever the Chinese are up to will always be funny",
">\n\nWhy would it be funny if it literally is hanging over our country? How could this be a more valid concern? What the hell are you talking about?",
">\n\nThey’re 100% spying on us. We’re 100% spying on them. The performative histrionics are funny.",
">\n\nEven if this isn’t a “spy balloon”, how is it not a valid concern? A flagrant violation if sovereign airspace should be alarming to any country.",
">\n\nAnd we would never do such a thing, right?",
">\n\nAbsolutely nobody said that. If we did, China would have a valid concern. This hypothetical ’whataboutism’ is irrelevant to the facts.",
">\n\nNothing exposes American hypocrisy quite like reactions to Chinese belligerence. I never said it wasn’t a valid concern, just that the whining is funny. Because it is.",
">\n\nWhere have I seen that before? Oh wait a minute... Are we about to see a reverse U-2 incident lol.",
">\n\nYea…OK! 👌",
">\n\nNo big deal. Just like the “civilian Russian fishing trawlers” with lots of antennas that followed my ship around in the 80’s. Nothing to see here comrade.",
">\n\nChina going start giving us hurricane tracks now?",
">\n\nSure, Jan",
">\n\nWe could absolutely shoot it down/ tow it out to sea etc. , but that doesn’t serve the goal, which is to create a sense of fear or anger among the public. Having a general sense of having been attacked or at least being in danger will help to sell whatever the US plans next.",
">\n\n\ntow it out to sea \n\nYeah, we'll just send an SR-71 by with a tow hook.\n\nbut that doesn’t serve the goal, which is to create a sense of fear or anger among the public.\n\nNice of China to oblige them by sending a \"weather balloon\" over the Montana ICBM complex.",
">\n\nThey're trying to send money to the Biden Crime Family SHOOT IT DOWN",
">\n\nOf course it is...",
">\n\nLightning storms are dangerous out in the Plains",
">\n\nYeah right. At least that's what the current administration believes. WE know better.\nDare to have an American \"meteorological\" balloon over any area in China and see how quick it is shot down. Not to mention, trying to buy any parcel of land in China and see how far you get. They are not obsessed with DEI in their learning institutes, their military or in their country. Ask the Uyghurs.\nWhat's wrong with us? We cannot even defend an obvious intrusion into our air space by a known enemy. Soon, unless we get our shit together, it will be too late, and it won't take another two years.",
">\n\nAre you suggesting the CCP is right in their treatment of the Uyghurs?",
">\n\nAbsolutely not!",
">\n\nCOVID delivery bag",
">\n\nThen why is it flying over the USA? Why not fly it over China?",
">\n\nThey're trying to change our weather!!",
">\n\nWhat benefit does using a weather balloon give over using a satellite or something",
">\n\nSensors are not limited to optics. Some need to be physically close to whatever they intend to monitor.",
">\n\nSuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuure... /s",
">\n\nThe Americans have had their own balloons and called them airships at a similar height (maybe a little higher). \nThe Chinese have left it unsaid as it does not threaten anyone. \nIf the Americans shoot this down, their further airship plan (US)is no longer possible.",
">\n\nEin luftballon\nAuf ihrem Weg zum Horizont\nHeilt man fur Ufos aus dem All",
">\n\nI mean they have satellites if they really wanted to spy on the us they wouldn’t send a balloon",
">\n\nIs it not possible to introduce a tiny controlled leak into it?",
">\n\nSounds like the roswell story... Ufo theories incoming in 3...2...1",
">\n\n[X]",
">\n\nMhmm, sure it was a weather balloon. They couldn’t have just asked for that info? Or better, just googled that data? Pretty sure it’s public, extremely well tracked and meteorologists generally don’t keep secrets because, you know, it’s just the fucking weather.",
">\n\nAh, excellent, there is a 100% chance of Missile Fall projected in that area.",
">\n\nSure jan",
">\n\n\"Which is specifically why we didn't notify anyone that it was launched, where it was going to go, and what it was going to be doing ahead of time to avoid any international tensions.\"",
">\n\nThat is such bullshit",
">\n\nB to the S",
">\n\nIt's Tik Tok SPYING ON EVERYONE",
">\n\nOh sure, sure",
">\n\nThey need to take this balloon down so my chickens will start laying eggs again! - old man yelling at cloud",
">\n\nDam no one ever send me balloons",
">\n\n“Other”",
">\n\n\"alarabiya.net\" um, yeah, no",
">\n\nOh, bother",
">\n\nWhy don’t we send some of our own scientific equipment over Beijing and take some tasteful nudes of Winnie the Pooh",
">\n\nLet's send a few weather balloons to check their pollution levels.",
">\n\nSearch and study in your own skies!!! I don't believe anything they say",
">\n\ncough cough BULLSHIT cough cough",
">\n\nWhat a shitshow... Ccp backed one",
">\n\nCan we get Alan Eustace to sky dive onto it and take a selfie? I think most people would tune in to see that…",
">\n\nThat's total bullshit",
">\n\nCan we all collectively call bullshit?",
">\n\nWhy would they be interested in our weather anyway?",
">\n\nSend Canadian geese",
">\n\nThen why has it twice demonstrated the ability to change directions contrary to the wind.\nJust shoot it down already. If a US \"weather balloon\" went toward China, it'd be shot down well before they let it get into their airspace. Globally we need to stop being so tolerant of China's nonsense",
">\n\nWelp China said it so it must be true!!!",
">\n\ncall it what you want, I call it scraps.",
">\n\nSure bro, and tik tok is a social media app...",
">\n\nBalluna New Year!",
">\n\nTime to raise the 69th Balloon Regiment 🤣🤣",
">\n\nAlso China: lies",
">\n\nAlso China: lies",
">\n\nChosing not to shoot it down is a big time chinese humiliation on live stage as they probably expected the americans to shoot it down and make them look aggressive",
">\n\nYeah sounds about right. Need to know what the wind is like before tossing things over the pacific. Wouldn’t want to miss"
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"“Why is the telescope pointed down”\n“…”",
">\n\nBecause if it was pointed up, they’d just see the bottom of the balloon.",
">\n\nI think its time for the Canadians to send them some balloons in response\nStarted has the balloon wars!",
">\n\n99 luftballons",
">\n\nred ones",
">\n\nCall Goldfinger",
">\n\nWell, that is an old one. Wasn't that the reason given about why the U2 that was shot down over the USSR with Francis Gary Powers was flying that day?",
">\n\nAlso same reason USA gave for it balloon flights over USSR and PRC during cold war, when confronted about it. So they are just plain \"oldie but goodie\" excuse and also probably from China bit of \"we haven't forgotten, that you used to do this to us\".",
">\n\nWhy would we believe anything they say?",
">\n\nIt makes sense, doesn't it?\nLike who believes China would send a huge white balloon into the sky for everyone to see with the bare eye and use it for spying purpose? They have satellites to do that secretly. And the USA could take down the balloon any time they want. They simply chose not to do it.\nAnother cheap spying option, like we have seen from Russia since the invasion in Ukraine started: There have been small drone sightings near military installations and military training grounds in Europe. In Norway they even caught operators.\nNo one would use a huge white balloon in the sky. That's something for a Monty Python movie.",
">\n\nIt's also 80000 to 100000.. feet up very not visible to the naked eye. It is visible to radar, but the jet stream hasn't changed much at all over the last month, they knew where it was heading.\n(our passenger jets fly about 36000 feet and are barely visible at cruising altitude)",
">\n\nIt’s currently at 64,200 feet. I’ve seen it as high as 67,000 on the Flightradar24 app. Passenger planes I’ve seen cruising anywhere between 35-45,000 feet.",
">\n\nI mentioned my source in my post, Flightradar24 app.",
">\n\nCould you provide I link, I highly doubt that this balloon has a transponder, are you sure you're not looking at something from project loon?",
">\n\n~~flightradar24.com/***~~\n~~It's the #1 tracked thing in the world atm via MLAT though.~~\nedit: Due to the reply, I'm not sure and removed the probably wrong link.",
">\n\nWhat a maroon … I bamboozled myself, lol. Appreciate your mythbusting on me.",
">\n\nExplained after they got caught?",
">\n\nI can't believe that thing is still in the air.",
">\n\nNormal citizens have no capability to take it down.",
">\n\nTrue, not normally. It seems there would be the type of people out there to figure out a way to do it. Perhaps not normal, but still civilians (non-official, non-police, non-military).",
">\n\nThe only civilians that could do it are Bezos or Musk, for obvious reasons. You must not comprehend just how high that is.",
">\n\n¯\\_(ツ)_/¯ Maybe. Or a not-so-regular macgyver. Perhaps a Felix Baumgartner type only with a different mindset.",
">\n\nNWS has there own balloons and the NWS doesn’t have balloons that big in the atmosphere. Plus the NWS balloons don’t go halfway around the world.",
">\n\nAlso I have a feeling NWS doesn’t keep the data they collect a big secret and they could have easily got data from them if they just asked, or looked it up online…",
">\n\nBut then the data would be in english, and I guess they probly wanted the data in Chinese.",
">\n\nIf they’re being honest they would allow the US to down and it analyze its contents.",
">\n\nI mean it's in US airspace isn't it? Why wasn't it already shot down? God knows what the Chinese are up to\nWill there be diplomatic issues if US shoots it down?",
">\n\nI think the only reason is they don't want to threaten the lives of the people below if it turns out to be a bomb or something.",
">\n\nAlready in the first reports about this balloon, it was stated falling debris is too dangerous, so it's not taken down.\nYou don't need a bomb, a pebble is dangerous from that height.",
">\n\nOk so let’s hit you with a pebble traveling at terminal so we can check the validity of their argument.",
">\n\nSure, it'd probably hurt a little but I'd be fine.\nFor reference a 1cm hailstone has a terminal velocity of only a bit over 15 miles per hour.\nThere's a reason golfball sized hailstorms aren't mass casualty events",
">\n\nAnd if all the components on the instruments and solar panels were made of ice you’d almost have a point!",
">\n\nAre you under the impression things made of ice have a lower terminal velocity than everything else?...\nAlso, weren't we talking about pebbles?",
">\n\nYou realize we don't live in a vacuum, right? Terminal velocity is affected by drag, which is in turn affected by an object's density. You conveniently picked ice, which has an extremely low density, and thus lower drag. \nThe original comment you're contesting with tErMiNaL vEloCiTy! is\n\nAlready in the first reports about this balloon, it was stated falling debris is too dangerous, so it's not taken down.\n\nThe basis of your argument is effectively \"well ice falling out of the sky doesn't hurt anyone, so fragments of metal won't either!\" You know your argument sucks, so you're honing in on semantics of \"how big is the pebble\" and \"what about ice!\", knowing full well that metal debris falling from 60K feet can absolutely hurt someone.\nFurthermore, we can't control the weather (generally speaking), so the tolerance for hail falling on us that is caused by natural weather patterns is dramatically higher than the government having an F-22 slap a giant balloon carrying metal components with an AIM-120 and cause the aftermath to fall all over your property.",
">\n\nI think a lot of folks are thinking that this is a spy balloon but the Chinese are saying it’s a weather balloon. I think that is obviously a very real possibility here. Just one question:\nWhat are the advantages of a balloon over a satellite? Satellites are certainly further away (duh) but with the cameras they have, they can pert near take a picture of a flea on a dog’s ass. Seeing as how china probably already has spy satellites flying over the US without incident, how detailed do they need the images to be that they’d be willing to risk the international kerfuffle?",
">\n\nI call bullshit. You do realize they are controlling its flight path dont you??? This thing has had a non-wind generated flight path. A satellita cannot stay on top of a land area for any length of time due to earth rotation and satellite geo-spatial alignment. They are video taping movement over nuclear silos and miltary bases in Montana.. China is gas lighting us. This is absolute spying. China would have told our govt .. Hey, we have a weather balloon flying over your air space please dont shoot it down.. But no they didnt.. If our govt doesnt shoot this thing down when it can safely and take control of it our govt is now China's bitch..",
">\n\n?\nA GEO satellite can stay over a fixed point for as long as it wants (has power and communications)",
">\n\nYes geo-stationary can.. But lets think about this. Check all that have them.. China, Japan, Russia, US, UK have geo sats maybe a few others.. We all have some data on things... Lower atmosphere surveillance has its advantages, just like what we do for terrorism with planes and drones, but China cant do that over the US on a whim, but if its a \"weather balloon\" gone amuck.. Well all is just fine.and it just so happens to be over US areas they have bought properties in... Weather Satellites that are open source use for many countries can give them all they need for \"weather\".",
">\n\nOh and it has been proven they are controlling it and its moving east now.",
">\n\nOk 3 things\n1) if it is for weather purposes why would it be in a country other than your own\n2) as a weather device you would assume it had a GPS to verify location and weather data to help with whatever bs study they claim\n3) if it was lost why didn’t they say anything or do anything in the thousands of miles it to reach the US coastline. \nThis is obviously not a weather ballon and it’s a stupid excuse to use when you get caught.",
">\n\n\n\nUnderstanding the weather of your adversaries allows you to make better guesses as to things like crop yields. This could allow you to put compete them in the global markets. \n\n\nUh sure?\n\n\nWhy bother? They don't care about our well-being. \n\n\nIt's probably sensing a whole lot more than the weather, so I think this is a \"half\" lie by them. \n\"Sure it's a weather balloon. Also 10 other things but yeah, weather.\"",
">\n\nMy point is that there lie makes no sense at all. It’s a half assed lie, just like every other lie the Chinese make.",
">\n\nIt makes a lot of sense if you understand that China is a dictatorship.",
">\n\nWhy was it flying over a Montana missle base?",
">\n\nJust shoot it down already. It has no business being up there. If it was purely for scientific research they could have just asked.",
">\n\nriiiiight... and those islands you built in the South China Sea weren't for military uses...",
">\n\nYet if it was a US baloon over China they'd be screaming bloody murder well into 2057.",
">\n\nIf it was a balloon over China they would have televised shooting it down without a second's hesitation.",
">\n\nDisregarding anyone below it too.",
">\n\nScientific reason or not. Get it shot down and destroyed.",
">\n\nOh yeah. They just needed to know what the weather was like over the US and they forgot to pay the cable bill so they can't turn on The Weather Channel.",
">\n\nLet’s say it is meteorological why does china need more accurate information on air currents from Chinese mainland to U.S. the only thing I can think of is they are evaluating the amount of radiation that would head their way from a nuclear exchange. Do they know something we don’t? I doubt they would nuke us but maybe putin shared something in confidence with them.",
">\n\nIn that case they would be more worried about radiation coming from Russia after US retaliates",
">\n\nCan’t we just shoot it down with those Jewish space lasers?",
">\n\nThis is probably a stupid question…but is there a way for the US to capture and study tech attached to the balloon to see if China’s reasoning are true or not? It being in the US’s airspace makes it fair game, no?",
">\n\nCan we do balloon wars instead of betacuck Russia-style wars from now on?",
">\n\nThey probably should have asked for permission if that were true.",
">\n\nSure, espionage is part of political science",
">\n\nit's not but okay",
">\n\nThose Nuclear densiometers in the balloon are for weather surveillance",
">\n\nBring that fucker down over the ocean and we’ll just see about that.",
">\n\nWho really believes the CCP?",
">\n\nThey could be telling the truth. Assuming that they're lying is just another form of trust. You trust that they're lying to you.",
">\n\nThey are not telling the truth",
">\n\nI'm not saying they are. I don't have any reason to believe them.\nBut do you have any evidence they're lying?",
">\n\nIt wasn't a weather balloon",
">\n\nHave we found out what it is yet?",
">\n\nDid you read the story? I am guessing not",
">\n\nNo. I'm waiting for a decent quality report on it. A day or two I assume.",
">\n\nSo why was there no “heads up U.S. and Canada we lost our balloon”?",
">\n\nOf course it is, what else could it be, right?\nAnd that Russian boat off the cost of the US a few weeks ago was just studying marine animals.",
">\n\nEasy way for them to drop the seeds of invasive plants across the country.",
">\n\n100% looking at the effects of the Tonga volcano... they (China) have been in a severe drought ever since that thing blew and it's well know that volcanos change the climate temporarily due to stratospheric changes.\nVolcanos emit actual tons of sulfur dioxide that turn into sulfuric acid in the stratosphere. These microscopic droplets actually reflect radiation from the sun back into space and this loss of energy produces weather patterns changes that are poorly understood... this is where the term volcanic winter comes from. Volcanos that produce significant sulfur dioxide releases can cause temporary global cooling due to this sulfuric acid \"shield\" for 2-5 years post eruption. \n1815 saw the eruption of Mt. Tambora that was responsible for the global cooling event known as \"the year without summer.\" \nThen there's the water droplets at all levels of the atmosphere that don't usually contain water... the polar regions have seen an explosion in very rare and very colorful polar stratospheric clouds. These are the most colorful clouds known and only show up a few days on a normal year... They have been a daily occurrence for the last few weeks... so there's definitely a lot of extra moisture in the stratosphere and or other abnormal conditions producing this rare phenomenon. \nBasically the big Earth pimple yeeted actual tons of all sorts of things into low level orbit and the Chinese are probably trying to figure out how to make it rain in China again.",
">\n\nDid you type this as you did your research ? Was this something you already knew? Are you into volcanoes? Are you a meteorologist? \nI have so many questions",
">\n\nVeteran storm chaser and disaster enthusiast.\nI basically keep an eye on most of the possible major natural disaster scenarios like the sun, geological activity, and general atmospheric conditions that might impact the continental US.\nI've been keeping an eye out for Tonga info since it happened and saw the Polar Stratospheric Clouds on Spaceweather.com which I check daily for current space weather conditions. They pretty much keep me updated on everything going on above the \"normal\" weather. \nHonestly it is pretty wild how far my fascination with Texas severe weather has taken me... but even the major solar flares can enhance severe weather days so I keep an eye on it all.",
">\n\nSo then they should have zero issues with us shooting it down..",
">\n\nBlow that fucker out of the sky",
">\n\nI'd say bring it down in one piece so you can study it, and potentially embarrass China further.",
">\n\nBullshit! Above all else China is known for its lies.",
">\n\nThat would be easy to verify: just show us the datastream that comes from its sensors.",
">\n\nI'm pretty sure we're already monitoring that.",
">\n\nThat's the media story. I wonder what the real story is? Can't tell until the electronics are investigated...",
">\n\nsure it is.",
">\n\nBut seriously, has anybody seen any launch codes…",
">\n\nYou left out the part where that's according to China. That's what china said they are. \nChina lies. Like all the time.",
">\n\nChina's govt are nothing but liars",
">\n\nI don't believe that shit. If it is for scientific research it would not be in US airspace.",
">\n\nEveryday, meteorologists around the world release thousands of weather balloons to gather data on the atmosphere. They have no control over where it goes.\nMaybe the smart money is to bet that the U.S. military accurately identified the object and truthfully communicated their conclusions to the public. But sometimes big government institutions make mistakes (gasp, shock!), sometimes they lie for political purposes (no way!), and sometimes they lie as part of the intricate game of espionage and geopolitics (how could they?!).\nWhile it's totally plausible this was some PRC intelligence kit, it's also totally plausible that it turns out to be something dumb like scientists in B.C. surveying wildlife populations and that the military's kneejerk reaction was tainted by growing concerns of a future US/China conflict.",
">\n\nNever trust anything the Chinese government says. It lacks transparency.the Chinese government has yet to admit to it's numerous han rights violations.",
">\n\nThat's low key a good idea",
">\n\nWell the US could and should shoot it down as it is in their airspace and it is unauthorized to be flying there, and tear the fucker apart and see what those cunts really are up to.",
">\n\nThat’s what China expects and wants us to do. It could contain bioweapons.",
">\n\nWant to bet the tinfoil folks will not report this?",
">\n\nDo you think China would be ok if a U.S. weather balloon just happened to be loitering over China for a few days?",
">\n\nUgh, it's a weather balloon. I'm sure that your tin foil may be on too tight, but perspective helps.",
">\n\nYep, the pentagon routinely considers shooting down weather balloons all the time. It just so happens to be in a stable jet stream over our ICBM bases. Nothing to see here. Shoot it down when it gets to a safe space to confirm. I’m certain that the CCP would be ok with us sending a weather balloon with monitoring equipment over China.",
">\n\nThe US chose not to shoot it down specifically because they don't fear it as a surveillance platform. A giant balloon is less stealthy and less capable than advanced spy satellites, which China has plenty of. \nBut why would China be flying giant balloons near US airspace, if not for spying? It's not a threat or a political stunt, because it's just a useless balloon. Now balloons are commonly used for weather monitoring, but why would China care in the slightest about the weather in the US?\nCrazy idea: Geoengineering.\nClimate change is a huge crisis for humanity. Geoengineering is the idea of deliberately modifying the climate to reduce its temperature. We know that huge volcanic eruptions pour sulfur dioxide and other particles into the upper atmosphere that block sunlight, creating a cooling effect (that's volcanic winter, same principle as nuclear winter).\nGeoengineering could be a relatively cheap way to temporarily hold back global warming, but it's controversial because it could have unintended effects. The United Nations or other large intergovernmental bodies would never agree to it--there would just be endless arguments and squabbling. Who would pay for it? Who would be responsible for any unintended consequences?\nBut enter China. Authoritarian China is known for ramming ahead with vast infrastructure projects that only pay off long term, like the Three Gorges Dam or their huge High Speed Rail network. Xi Jinping himself studied as a chemical engineer. So it's a crazy idea, but what if Chinese leadership got worried about climate change? Sure they can invest in renewables and try to cut back on coal plants, but they need energy to modernize, so what if they decided to also secretly start tests with geoengineering to buy themselves (and us all) some time to hold back climate change?\nEnter the balloon. What if the \"weather research\" is actually a platform for distributing particles into the stratosphere in an attempt to induce cooling? A very similar balloon was spotted over Japan a few years ago. (link: Japan Times article) What if they've been secretly launching them at various places around the world, but they lost control of one balloon that just so happened to drift into US airspace? And if the US knows the balloon isn't useful for spying, but they figured out it came from China or a Chinese vessel, then China has to come up with some new excuse for what the balloon is for. So they say it's a \"civilian vessel\" for \"weather research\", but maybe it's actually an advanced test platform for upper atmosphere geoengineering... or maybe not.",
">\n\nDon't you think China should have maybe consulted the u.s. before floating an information gathering device into their airspace? This is still a violation of sovereignty. Whether their motivations are altruistic or not, you can't do that.",
">\n\nI'm not saying China is good or altruistic (because if they were, then yes they would have asked permission). I'm saying that it doesn't make sense for them to be flying spy balloons in the age of satellites, and it doesn't make sense for them to be flying weather balloons halfway around the world. What do they have to gain from this?",
">\n\nTheyre probably testing their version of Fu-Go Balloon Bomb.",
">\n\nAmericans whining about whatever the Chinese are up to will always be funny",
">\n\nWhy would it be funny if it literally is hanging over our country? How could this be a more valid concern? What the hell are you talking about?",
">\n\nThey’re 100% spying on us. We’re 100% spying on them. The performative histrionics are funny.",
">\n\nEven if this isn’t a “spy balloon”, how is it not a valid concern? A flagrant violation if sovereign airspace should be alarming to any country.",
">\n\nAnd we would never do such a thing, right?",
">\n\nAbsolutely nobody said that. If we did, China would have a valid concern. This hypothetical ’whataboutism’ is irrelevant to the facts.",
">\n\nNothing exposes American hypocrisy quite like reactions to Chinese belligerence. I never said it wasn’t a valid concern, just that the whining is funny. Because it is.",
">\n\nWhere have I seen that before? Oh wait a minute... Are we about to see a reverse U-2 incident lol.",
">\n\nYea…OK! 👌",
">\n\nNo big deal. Just like the “civilian Russian fishing trawlers” with lots of antennas that followed my ship around in the 80’s. Nothing to see here comrade.",
">\n\nChina going start giving us hurricane tracks now?",
">\n\nSure, Jan",
">\n\nWe could absolutely shoot it down/ tow it out to sea etc. , but that doesn’t serve the goal, which is to create a sense of fear or anger among the public. Having a general sense of having been attacked or at least being in danger will help to sell whatever the US plans next.",
">\n\n\ntow it out to sea \n\nYeah, we'll just send an SR-71 by with a tow hook.\n\nbut that doesn’t serve the goal, which is to create a sense of fear or anger among the public.\n\nNice of China to oblige them by sending a \"weather balloon\" over the Montana ICBM complex.",
">\n\nThey're trying to send money to the Biden Crime Family SHOOT IT DOWN",
">\n\nOf course it is...",
">\n\nLightning storms are dangerous out in the Plains",
">\n\nYeah right. At least that's what the current administration believes. WE know better.\nDare to have an American \"meteorological\" balloon over any area in China and see how quick it is shot down. Not to mention, trying to buy any parcel of land in China and see how far you get. They are not obsessed with DEI in their learning institutes, their military or in their country. Ask the Uyghurs.\nWhat's wrong with us? We cannot even defend an obvious intrusion into our air space by a known enemy. Soon, unless we get our shit together, it will be too late, and it won't take another two years.",
">\n\nAre you suggesting the CCP is right in their treatment of the Uyghurs?",
">\n\nAbsolutely not!",
">\n\nCOVID delivery bag",
">\n\nThen why is it flying over the USA? Why not fly it over China?",
">\n\nThey're trying to change our weather!!",
">\n\nWhat benefit does using a weather balloon give over using a satellite or something",
">\n\nSensors are not limited to optics. Some need to be physically close to whatever they intend to monitor.",
">\n\nSuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuure... /s",
">\n\nThe Americans have had their own balloons and called them airships at a similar height (maybe a little higher). \nThe Chinese have left it unsaid as it does not threaten anyone. \nIf the Americans shoot this down, their further airship plan (US)is no longer possible.",
">\n\nEin luftballon\nAuf ihrem Weg zum Horizont\nHeilt man fur Ufos aus dem All",
">\n\nI mean they have satellites if they really wanted to spy on the us they wouldn’t send a balloon",
">\n\nIs it not possible to introduce a tiny controlled leak into it?",
">\n\nSounds like the roswell story... Ufo theories incoming in 3...2...1",
">\n\n[X]",
">\n\nMhmm, sure it was a weather balloon. They couldn’t have just asked for that info? Or better, just googled that data? Pretty sure it’s public, extremely well tracked and meteorologists generally don’t keep secrets because, you know, it’s just the fucking weather.",
">\n\nAh, excellent, there is a 100% chance of Missile Fall projected in that area.",
">\n\nSure jan",
">\n\n\"Which is specifically why we didn't notify anyone that it was launched, where it was going to go, and what it was going to be doing ahead of time to avoid any international tensions.\"",
">\n\nThat is such bullshit",
">\n\nB to the S",
">\n\nIt's Tik Tok SPYING ON EVERYONE",
">\n\nOh sure, sure",
">\n\nThey need to take this balloon down so my chickens will start laying eggs again! - old man yelling at cloud",
">\n\nDam no one ever send me balloons",
">\n\n“Other”",
">\n\n\"alarabiya.net\" um, yeah, no",
">\n\nOh, bother",
">\n\nWhy don’t we send some of our own scientific equipment over Beijing and take some tasteful nudes of Winnie the Pooh",
">\n\nLet's send a few weather balloons to check their pollution levels.",
">\n\nSearch and study in your own skies!!! I don't believe anything they say",
">\n\ncough cough BULLSHIT cough cough",
">\n\nWhat a shitshow... Ccp backed one",
">\n\nCan we get Alan Eustace to sky dive onto it and take a selfie? I think most people would tune in to see that…",
">\n\nThat's total bullshit",
">\n\nCan we all collectively call bullshit?",
">\n\nWhy would they be interested in our weather anyway?",
">\n\nSend Canadian geese",
">\n\nThen why has it twice demonstrated the ability to change directions contrary to the wind.\nJust shoot it down already. If a US \"weather balloon\" went toward China, it'd be shot down well before they let it get into their airspace. Globally we need to stop being so tolerant of China's nonsense",
">\n\nWelp China said it so it must be true!!!",
">\n\ncall it what you want, I call it scraps.",
">\n\nSure bro, and tik tok is a social media app...",
">\n\nBalluna New Year!",
">\n\nTime to raise the 69th Balloon Regiment 🤣🤣",
">\n\nAlso China: lies",
">\n\nAlso China: lies",
">\n\nChosing not to shoot it down is a big time chinese humiliation on live stage as they probably expected the americans to shoot it down and make them look aggressive",
">\n\nYeah sounds about right. Need to know what the wind is like before tossing things over the pacific. Wouldn’t want to miss",
">\n\nI think the US should help these respectable efforts by sending their own “meteorological” balloon over China!"
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"“Why is the telescope pointed down”\n“…”",
">\n\nBecause if it was pointed up, they’d just see the bottom of the balloon.",
">\n\nI think its time for the Canadians to send them some balloons in response\nStarted has the balloon wars!",
">\n\n99 luftballons",
">\n\nred ones",
">\n\nCall Goldfinger",
">\n\nWell, that is an old one. Wasn't that the reason given about why the U2 that was shot down over the USSR with Francis Gary Powers was flying that day?",
">\n\nAlso same reason USA gave for it balloon flights over USSR and PRC during cold war, when confronted about it. So they are just plain \"oldie but goodie\" excuse and also probably from China bit of \"we haven't forgotten, that you used to do this to us\".",
">\n\nWhy would we believe anything they say?",
">\n\nIt makes sense, doesn't it?\nLike who believes China would send a huge white balloon into the sky for everyone to see with the bare eye and use it for spying purpose? They have satellites to do that secretly. And the USA could take down the balloon any time they want. They simply chose not to do it.\nAnother cheap spying option, like we have seen from Russia since the invasion in Ukraine started: There have been small drone sightings near military installations and military training grounds in Europe. In Norway they even caught operators.\nNo one would use a huge white balloon in the sky. That's something for a Monty Python movie.",
">\n\nIt's also 80000 to 100000.. feet up very not visible to the naked eye. It is visible to radar, but the jet stream hasn't changed much at all over the last month, they knew where it was heading.\n(our passenger jets fly about 36000 feet and are barely visible at cruising altitude)",
">\n\nIt’s currently at 64,200 feet. I’ve seen it as high as 67,000 on the Flightradar24 app. Passenger planes I’ve seen cruising anywhere between 35-45,000 feet.",
">\n\nI mentioned my source in my post, Flightradar24 app.",
">\n\nCould you provide I link, I highly doubt that this balloon has a transponder, are you sure you're not looking at something from project loon?",
">\n\n~~flightradar24.com/***~~\n~~It's the #1 tracked thing in the world atm via MLAT though.~~\nedit: Due to the reply, I'm not sure and removed the probably wrong link.",
">\n\nWhat a maroon … I bamboozled myself, lol. Appreciate your mythbusting on me.",
">\n\nExplained after they got caught?",
">\n\nI can't believe that thing is still in the air.",
">\n\nNormal citizens have no capability to take it down.",
">\n\nTrue, not normally. It seems there would be the type of people out there to figure out a way to do it. Perhaps not normal, but still civilians (non-official, non-police, non-military).",
">\n\nThe only civilians that could do it are Bezos or Musk, for obvious reasons. You must not comprehend just how high that is.",
">\n\n¯\\_(ツ)_/¯ Maybe. Or a not-so-regular macgyver. Perhaps a Felix Baumgartner type only with a different mindset.",
">\n\nNWS has there own balloons and the NWS doesn’t have balloons that big in the atmosphere. Plus the NWS balloons don’t go halfway around the world.",
">\n\nAlso I have a feeling NWS doesn’t keep the data they collect a big secret and they could have easily got data from them if they just asked, or looked it up online…",
">\n\nBut then the data would be in english, and I guess they probly wanted the data in Chinese.",
">\n\nIf they’re being honest they would allow the US to down and it analyze its contents.",
">\n\nI mean it's in US airspace isn't it? Why wasn't it already shot down? God knows what the Chinese are up to\nWill there be diplomatic issues if US shoots it down?",
">\n\nI think the only reason is they don't want to threaten the lives of the people below if it turns out to be a bomb or something.",
">\n\nAlready in the first reports about this balloon, it was stated falling debris is too dangerous, so it's not taken down.\nYou don't need a bomb, a pebble is dangerous from that height.",
">\n\nOk so let’s hit you with a pebble traveling at terminal so we can check the validity of their argument.",
">\n\nSure, it'd probably hurt a little but I'd be fine.\nFor reference a 1cm hailstone has a terminal velocity of only a bit over 15 miles per hour.\nThere's a reason golfball sized hailstorms aren't mass casualty events",
">\n\nAnd if all the components on the instruments and solar panels were made of ice you’d almost have a point!",
">\n\nAre you under the impression things made of ice have a lower terminal velocity than everything else?...\nAlso, weren't we talking about pebbles?",
">\n\nYou realize we don't live in a vacuum, right? Terminal velocity is affected by drag, which is in turn affected by an object's density. You conveniently picked ice, which has an extremely low density, and thus lower drag. \nThe original comment you're contesting with tErMiNaL vEloCiTy! is\n\nAlready in the first reports about this balloon, it was stated falling debris is too dangerous, so it's not taken down.\n\nThe basis of your argument is effectively \"well ice falling out of the sky doesn't hurt anyone, so fragments of metal won't either!\" You know your argument sucks, so you're honing in on semantics of \"how big is the pebble\" and \"what about ice!\", knowing full well that metal debris falling from 60K feet can absolutely hurt someone.\nFurthermore, we can't control the weather (generally speaking), so the tolerance for hail falling on us that is caused by natural weather patterns is dramatically higher than the government having an F-22 slap a giant balloon carrying metal components with an AIM-120 and cause the aftermath to fall all over your property.",
">\n\nI think a lot of folks are thinking that this is a spy balloon but the Chinese are saying it’s a weather balloon. I think that is obviously a very real possibility here. Just one question:\nWhat are the advantages of a balloon over a satellite? Satellites are certainly further away (duh) but with the cameras they have, they can pert near take a picture of a flea on a dog’s ass. Seeing as how china probably already has spy satellites flying over the US without incident, how detailed do they need the images to be that they’d be willing to risk the international kerfuffle?",
">\n\nI call bullshit. You do realize they are controlling its flight path dont you??? This thing has had a non-wind generated flight path. A satellita cannot stay on top of a land area for any length of time due to earth rotation and satellite geo-spatial alignment. They are video taping movement over nuclear silos and miltary bases in Montana.. China is gas lighting us. This is absolute spying. China would have told our govt .. Hey, we have a weather balloon flying over your air space please dont shoot it down.. But no they didnt.. If our govt doesnt shoot this thing down when it can safely and take control of it our govt is now China's bitch..",
">\n\n?\nA GEO satellite can stay over a fixed point for as long as it wants (has power and communications)",
">\n\nYes geo-stationary can.. But lets think about this. Check all that have them.. China, Japan, Russia, US, UK have geo sats maybe a few others.. We all have some data on things... Lower atmosphere surveillance has its advantages, just like what we do for terrorism with planes and drones, but China cant do that over the US on a whim, but if its a \"weather balloon\" gone amuck.. Well all is just fine.and it just so happens to be over US areas they have bought properties in... Weather Satellites that are open source use for many countries can give them all they need for \"weather\".",
">\n\nOh and it has been proven they are controlling it and its moving east now.",
">\n\nOk 3 things\n1) if it is for weather purposes why would it be in a country other than your own\n2) as a weather device you would assume it had a GPS to verify location and weather data to help with whatever bs study they claim\n3) if it was lost why didn’t they say anything or do anything in the thousands of miles it to reach the US coastline. \nThis is obviously not a weather ballon and it’s a stupid excuse to use when you get caught.",
">\n\n\n\nUnderstanding the weather of your adversaries allows you to make better guesses as to things like crop yields. This could allow you to put compete them in the global markets. \n\n\nUh sure?\n\n\nWhy bother? They don't care about our well-being. \n\n\nIt's probably sensing a whole lot more than the weather, so I think this is a \"half\" lie by them. \n\"Sure it's a weather balloon. Also 10 other things but yeah, weather.\"",
">\n\nMy point is that there lie makes no sense at all. It’s a half assed lie, just like every other lie the Chinese make.",
">\n\nIt makes a lot of sense if you understand that China is a dictatorship.",
">\n\nWhy was it flying over a Montana missle base?",
">\n\nJust shoot it down already. It has no business being up there. If it was purely for scientific research they could have just asked.",
">\n\nriiiiight... and those islands you built in the South China Sea weren't for military uses...",
">\n\nYet if it was a US baloon over China they'd be screaming bloody murder well into 2057.",
">\n\nIf it was a balloon over China they would have televised shooting it down without a second's hesitation.",
">\n\nDisregarding anyone below it too.",
">\n\nScientific reason or not. Get it shot down and destroyed.",
">\n\nOh yeah. They just needed to know what the weather was like over the US and they forgot to pay the cable bill so they can't turn on The Weather Channel.",
">\n\nLet’s say it is meteorological why does china need more accurate information on air currents from Chinese mainland to U.S. the only thing I can think of is they are evaluating the amount of radiation that would head their way from a nuclear exchange. Do they know something we don’t? I doubt they would nuke us but maybe putin shared something in confidence with them.",
">\n\nIn that case they would be more worried about radiation coming from Russia after US retaliates",
">\n\nCan’t we just shoot it down with those Jewish space lasers?",
">\n\nThis is probably a stupid question…but is there a way for the US to capture and study tech attached to the balloon to see if China’s reasoning are true or not? It being in the US’s airspace makes it fair game, no?",
">\n\nCan we do balloon wars instead of betacuck Russia-style wars from now on?",
">\n\nThey probably should have asked for permission if that were true.",
">\n\nSure, espionage is part of political science",
">\n\nit's not but okay",
">\n\nThose Nuclear densiometers in the balloon are for weather surveillance",
">\n\nBring that fucker down over the ocean and we’ll just see about that.",
">\n\nWho really believes the CCP?",
">\n\nThey could be telling the truth. Assuming that they're lying is just another form of trust. You trust that they're lying to you.",
">\n\nThey are not telling the truth",
">\n\nI'm not saying they are. I don't have any reason to believe them.\nBut do you have any evidence they're lying?",
">\n\nIt wasn't a weather balloon",
">\n\nHave we found out what it is yet?",
">\n\nDid you read the story? I am guessing not",
">\n\nNo. I'm waiting for a decent quality report on it. A day or two I assume.",
">\n\nSo why was there no “heads up U.S. and Canada we lost our balloon”?",
">\n\nOf course it is, what else could it be, right?\nAnd that Russian boat off the cost of the US a few weeks ago was just studying marine animals.",
">\n\nEasy way for them to drop the seeds of invasive plants across the country.",
">\n\n100% looking at the effects of the Tonga volcano... they (China) have been in a severe drought ever since that thing blew and it's well know that volcanos change the climate temporarily due to stratospheric changes.\nVolcanos emit actual tons of sulfur dioxide that turn into sulfuric acid in the stratosphere. These microscopic droplets actually reflect radiation from the sun back into space and this loss of energy produces weather patterns changes that are poorly understood... this is where the term volcanic winter comes from. Volcanos that produce significant sulfur dioxide releases can cause temporary global cooling due to this sulfuric acid \"shield\" for 2-5 years post eruption. \n1815 saw the eruption of Mt. Tambora that was responsible for the global cooling event known as \"the year without summer.\" \nThen there's the water droplets at all levels of the atmosphere that don't usually contain water... the polar regions have seen an explosion in very rare and very colorful polar stratospheric clouds. These are the most colorful clouds known and only show up a few days on a normal year... They have been a daily occurrence for the last few weeks... so there's definitely a lot of extra moisture in the stratosphere and or other abnormal conditions producing this rare phenomenon. \nBasically the big Earth pimple yeeted actual tons of all sorts of things into low level orbit and the Chinese are probably trying to figure out how to make it rain in China again.",
">\n\nDid you type this as you did your research ? Was this something you already knew? Are you into volcanoes? Are you a meteorologist? \nI have so many questions",
">\n\nVeteran storm chaser and disaster enthusiast.\nI basically keep an eye on most of the possible major natural disaster scenarios like the sun, geological activity, and general atmospheric conditions that might impact the continental US.\nI've been keeping an eye out for Tonga info since it happened and saw the Polar Stratospheric Clouds on Spaceweather.com which I check daily for current space weather conditions. They pretty much keep me updated on everything going on above the \"normal\" weather. \nHonestly it is pretty wild how far my fascination with Texas severe weather has taken me... but even the major solar flares can enhance severe weather days so I keep an eye on it all.",
">\n\nSo then they should have zero issues with us shooting it down..",
">\n\nBlow that fucker out of the sky",
">\n\nI'd say bring it down in one piece so you can study it, and potentially embarrass China further.",
">\n\nBullshit! Above all else China is known for its lies.",
">\n\nThat would be easy to verify: just show us the datastream that comes from its sensors.",
">\n\nI'm pretty sure we're already monitoring that.",
">\n\nThat's the media story. I wonder what the real story is? Can't tell until the electronics are investigated...",
">\n\nsure it is.",
">\n\nBut seriously, has anybody seen any launch codes…",
">\n\nYou left out the part where that's according to China. That's what china said they are. \nChina lies. Like all the time.",
">\n\nChina's govt are nothing but liars",
">\n\nI don't believe that shit. If it is for scientific research it would not be in US airspace.",
">\n\nEveryday, meteorologists around the world release thousands of weather balloons to gather data on the atmosphere. They have no control over where it goes.\nMaybe the smart money is to bet that the U.S. military accurately identified the object and truthfully communicated their conclusions to the public. But sometimes big government institutions make mistakes (gasp, shock!), sometimes they lie for political purposes (no way!), and sometimes they lie as part of the intricate game of espionage and geopolitics (how could they?!).\nWhile it's totally plausible this was some PRC intelligence kit, it's also totally plausible that it turns out to be something dumb like scientists in B.C. surveying wildlife populations and that the military's kneejerk reaction was tainted by growing concerns of a future US/China conflict.",
">\n\nNever trust anything the Chinese government says. It lacks transparency.the Chinese government has yet to admit to it's numerous han rights violations.",
">\n\nThat's low key a good idea",
">\n\nWell the US could and should shoot it down as it is in their airspace and it is unauthorized to be flying there, and tear the fucker apart and see what those cunts really are up to.",
">\n\nThat’s what China expects and wants us to do. It could contain bioweapons.",
">\n\nWant to bet the tinfoil folks will not report this?",
">\n\nDo you think China would be ok if a U.S. weather balloon just happened to be loitering over China for a few days?",
">\n\nUgh, it's a weather balloon. I'm sure that your tin foil may be on too tight, but perspective helps.",
">\n\nYep, the pentagon routinely considers shooting down weather balloons all the time. It just so happens to be in a stable jet stream over our ICBM bases. Nothing to see here. Shoot it down when it gets to a safe space to confirm. I’m certain that the CCP would be ok with us sending a weather balloon with monitoring equipment over China.",
">\n\nThe US chose not to shoot it down specifically because they don't fear it as a surveillance platform. A giant balloon is less stealthy and less capable than advanced spy satellites, which China has plenty of. \nBut why would China be flying giant balloons near US airspace, if not for spying? It's not a threat or a political stunt, because it's just a useless balloon. Now balloons are commonly used for weather monitoring, but why would China care in the slightest about the weather in the US?\nCrazy idea: Geoengineering.\nClimate change is a huge crisis for humanity. Geoengineering is the idea of deliberately modifying the climate to reduce its temperature. We know that huge volcanic eruptions pour sulfur dioxide and other particles into the upper atmosphere that block sunlight, creating a cooling effect (that's volcanic winter, same principle as nuclear winter).\nGeoengineering could be a relatively cheap way to temporarily hold back global warming, but it's controversial because it could have unintended effects. The United Nations or other large intergovernmental bodies would never agree to it--there would just be endless arguments and squabbling. Who would pay for it? Who would be responsible for any unintended consequences?\nBut enter China. Authoritarian China is known for ramming ahead with vast infrastructure projects that only pay off long term, like the Three Gorges Dam or their huge High Speed Rail network. Xi Jinping himself studied as a chemical engineer. So it's a crazy idea, but what if Chinese leadership got worried about climate change? Sure they can invest in renewables and try to cut back on coal plants, but they need energy to modernize, so what if they decided to also secretly start tests with geoengineering to buy themselves (and us all) some time to hold back climate change?\nEnter the balloon. What if the \"weather research\" is actually a platform for distributing particles into the stratosphere in an attempt to induce cooling? A very similar balloon was spotted over Japan a few years ago. (link: Japan Times article) What if they've been secretly launching them at various places around the world, but they lost control of one balloon that just so happened to drift into US airspace? And if the US knows the balloon isn't useful for spying, but they figured out it came from China or a Chinese vessel, then China has to come up with some new excuse for what the balloon is for. So they say it's a \"civilian vessel\" for \"weather research\", but maybe it's actually an advanced test platform for upper atmosphere geoengineering... or maybe not.",
">\n\nDon't you think China should have maybe consulted the u.s. before floating an information gathering device into their airspace? This is still a violation of sovereignty. Whether their motivations are altruistic or not, you can't do that.",
">\n\nI'm not saying China is good or altruistic (because if they were, then yes they would have asked permission). I'm saying that it doesn't make sense for them to be flying spy balloons in the age of satellites, and it doesn't make sense for them to be flying weather balloons halfway around the world. What do they have to gain from this?",
">\n\nTheyre probably testing their version of Fu-Go Balloon Bomb.",
">\n\nAmericans whining about whatever the Chinese are up to will always be funny",
">\n\nWhy would it be funny if it literally is hanging over our country? How could this be a more valid concern? What the hell are you talking about?",
">\n\nThey’re 100% spying on us. We’re 100% spying on them. The performative histrionics are funny.",
">\n\nEven if this isn’t a “spy balloon”, how is it not a valid concern? A flagrant violation if sovereign airspace should be alarming to any country.",
">\n\nAnd we would never do such a thing, right?",
">\n\nAbsolutely nobody said that. If we did, China would have a valid concern. This hypothetical ’whataboutism’ is irrelevant to the facts.",
">\n\nNothing exposes American hypocrisy quite like reactions to Chinese belligerence. I never said it wasn’t a valid concern, just that the whining is funny. Because it is.",
">\n\nWhere have I seen that before? Oh wait a minute... Are we about to see a reverse U-2 incident lol.",
">\n\nYea…OK! 👌",
">\n\nNo big deal. Just like the “civilian Russian fishing trawlers” with lots of antennas that followed my ship around in the 80’s. Nothing to see here comrade.",
">\n\nChina going start giving us hurricane tracks now?",
">\n\nSure, Jan",
">\n\nWe could absolutely shoot it down/ tow it out to sea etc. , but that doesn’t serve the goal, which is to create a sense of fear or anger among the public. Having a general sense of having been attacked or at least being in danger will help to sell whatever the US plans next.",
">\n\n\ntow it out to sea \n\nYeah, we'll just send an SR-71 by with a tow hook.\n\nbut that doesn’t serve the goal, which is to create a sense of fear or anger among the public.\n\nNice of China to oblige them by sending a \"weather balloon\" over the Montana ICBM complex.",
">\n\nThey're trying to send money to the Biden Crime Family SHOOT IT DOWN",
">\n\nOf course it is...",
">\n\nLightning storms are dangerous out in the Plains",
">\n\nYeah right. At least that's what the current administration believes. WE know better.\nDare to have an American \"meteorological\" balloon over any area in China and see how quick it is shot down. Not to mention, trying to buy any parcel of land in China and see how far you get. They are not obsessed with DEI in their learning institutes, their military or in their country. Ask the Uyghurs.\nWhat's wrong with us? We cannot even defend an obvious intrusion into our air space by a known enemy. Soon, unless we get our shit together, it will be too late, and it won't take another two years.",
">\n\nAre you suggesting the CCP is right in their treatment of the Uyghurs?",
">\n\nAbsolutely not!",
">\n\nCOVID delivery bag",
">\n\nThen why is it flying over the USA? Why not fly it over China?",
">\n\nThey're trying to change our weather!!",
">\n\nWhat benefit does using a weather balloon give over using a satellite or something",
">\n\nSensors are not limited to optics. Some need to be physically close to whatever they intend to monitor.",
">\n\nSuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuure... /s",
">\n\nThe Americans have had their own balloons and called them airships at a similar height (maybe a little higher). \nThe Chinese have left it unsaid as it does not threaten anyone. \nIf the Americans shoot this down, their further airship plan (US)is no longer possible.",
">\n\nEin luftballon\nAuf ihrem Weg zum Horizont\nHeilt man fur Ufos aus dem All",
">\n\nI mean they have satellites if they really wanted to spy on the us they wouldn’t send a balloon",
">\n\nIs it not possible to introduce a tiny controlled leak into it?",
">\n\nSounds like the roswell story... Ufo theories incoming in 3...2...1",
">\n\n[X]",
">\n\nMhmm, sure it was a weather balloon. They couldn’t have just asked for that info? Or better, just googled that data? Pretty sure it’s public, extremely well tracked and meteorologists generally don’t keep secrets because, you know, it’s just the fucking weather.",
">\n\nAh, excellent, there is a 100% chance of Missile Fall projected in that area.",
">\n\nSure jan",
">\n\n\"Which is specifically why we didn't notify anyone that it was launched, where it was going to go, and what it was going to be doing ahead of time to avoid any international tensions.\"",
">\n\nThat is such bullshit",
">\n\nB to the S",
">\n\nIt's Tik Tok SPYING ON EVERYONE",
">\n\nOh sure, sure",
">\n\nThey need to take this balloon down so my chickens will start laying eggs again! - old man yelling at cloud",
">\n\nDam no one ever send me balloons",
">\n\n“Other”",
">\n\n\"alarabiya.net\" um, yeah, no",
">\n\nOh, bother",
">\n\nWhy don’t we send some of our own scientific equipment over Beijing and take some tasteful nudes of Winnie the Pooh",
">\n\nLet's send a few weather balloons to check their pollution levels.",
">\n\nSearch and study in your own skies!!! I don't believe anything they say",
">\n\ncough cough BULLSHIT cough cough",
">\n\nWhat a shitshow... Ccp backed one",
">\n\nCan we get Alan Eustace to sky dive onto it and take a selfie? I think most people would tune in to see that…",
">\n\nThat's total bullshit",
">\n\nCan we all collectively call bullshit?",
">\n\nWhy would they be interested in our weather anyway?",
">\n\nSend Canadian geese",
">\n\nThen why has it twice demonstrated the ability to change directions contrary to the wind.\nJust shoot it down already. If a US \"weather balloon\" went toward China, it'd be shot down well before they let it get into their airspace. Globally we need to stop being so tolerant of China's nonsense",
">\n\nWelp China said it so it must be true!!!",
">\n\ncall it what you want, I call it scraps.",
">\n\nSure bro, and tik tok is a social media app...",
">\n\nBalluna New Year!",
">\n\nTime to raise the 69th Balloon Regiment 🤣🤣",
">\n\nAlso China: lies",
">\n\nAlso China: lies",
">\n\nChosing not to shoot it down is a big time chinese humiliation on live stage as they probably expected the americans to shoot it down and make them look aggressive",
">\n\nYeah sounds about right. Need to know what the wind is like before tossing things over the pacific. Wouldn’t want to miss",
">\n\nI think the US should help these respectable efforts by sending their own “meteorological” balloon over China!",
">\n\nRomulan Commander Tomalak: Our cloaked probe is for……archaeological research"
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If that were true they would have let the US know about them before they entered their airspace. | [
"“Why is the telescope pointed down”\n“…”",
">\n\nBecause if it was pointed up, they’d just see the bottom of the balloon.",
">\n\nI think its time for the Canadians to send them some balloons in response\nStarted has the balloon wars!",
">\n\n99 luftballons",
">\n\nred ones",
">\n\nCall Goldfinger",
">\n\nWell, that is an old one. Wasn't that the reason given about why the U2 that was shot down over the USSR with Francis Gary Powers was flying that day?",
">\n\nAlso same reason USA gave for it balloon flights over USSR and PRC during cold war, when confronted about it. So they are just plain \"oldie but goodie\" excuse and also probably from China bit of \"we haven't forgotten, that you used to do this to us\".",
">\n\nWhy would we believe anything they say?",
">\n\nIt makes sense, doesn't it?\nLike who believes China would send a huge white balloon into the sky for everyone to see with the bare eye and use it for spying purpose? They have satellites to do that secretly. And the USA could take down the balloon any time they want. They simply chose not to do it.\nAnother cheap spying option, like we have seen from Russia since the invasion in Ukraine started: There have been small drone sightings near military installations and military training grounds in Europe. In Norway they even caught operators.\nNo one would use a huge white balloon in the sky. That's something for a Monty Python movie.",
">\n\nIt's also 80000 to 100000.. feet up very not visible to the naked eye. It is visible to radar, but the jet stream hasn't changed much at all over the last month, they knew where it was heading.\n(our passenger jets fly about 36000 feet and are barely visible at cruising altitude)",
">\n\nIt’s currently at 64,200 feet. I’ve seen it as high as 67,000 on the Flightradar24 app. Passenger planes I’ve seen cruising anywhere between 35-45,000 feet.",
">\n\nI mentioned my source in my post, Flightradar24 app.",
">\n\nCould you provide I link, I highly doubt that this balloon has a transponder, are you sure you're not looking at something from project loon?",
">\n\n~~flightradar24.com/***~~\n~~It's the #1 tracked thing in the world atm via MLAT though.~~\nedit: Due to the reply, I'm not sure and removed the probably wrong link.",
">\n\nWhat a maroon … I bamboozled myself, lol. Appreciate your mythbusting on me.",
">\n\nExplained after they got caught?",
">\n\nI can't believe that thing is still in the air.",
">\n\nNormal citizens have no capability to take it down.",
">\n\nTrue, not normally. It seems there would be the type of people out there to figure out a way to do it. Perhaps not normal, but still civilians (non-official, non-police, non-military).",
">\n\nThe only civilians that could do it are Bezos or Musk, for obvious reasons. You must not comprehend just how high that is.",
">\n\n¯\\_(ツ)_/¯ Maybe. Or a not-so-regular macgyver. Perhaps a Felix Baumgartner type only with a different mindset.",
">\n\nNWS has there own balloons and the NWS doesn’t have balloons that big in the atmosphere. Plus the NWS balloons don’t go halfway around the world.",
">\n\nAlso I have a feeling NWS doesn’t keep the data they collect a big secret and they could have easily got data from them if they just asked, or looked it up online…",
">\n\nBut then the data would be in english, and I guess they probly wanted the data in Chinese.",
">\n\nIf they’re being honest they would allow the US to down and it analyze its contents.",
">\n\nI mean it's in US airspace isn't it? Why wasn't it already shot down? God knows what the Chinese are up to\nWill there be diplomatic issues if US shoots it down?",
">\n\nI think the only reason is they don't want to threaten the lives of the people below if it turns out to be a bomb or something.",
">\n\nAlready in the first reports about this balloon, it was stated falling debris is too dangerous, so it's not taken down.\nYou don't need a bomb, a pebble is dangerous from that height.",
">\n\nOk so let’s hit you with a pebble traveling at terminal so we can check the validity of their argument.",
">\n\nSure, it'd probably hurt a little but I'd be fine.\nFor reference a 1cm hailstone has a terminal velocity of only a bit over 15 miles per hour.\nThere's a reason golfball sized hailstorms aren't mass casualty events",
">\n\nAnd if all the components on the instruments and solar panels were made of ice you’d almost have a point!",
">\n\nAre you under the impression things made of ice have a lower terminal velocity than everything else?...\nAlso, weren't we talking about pebbles?",
">\n\nYou realize we don't live in a vacuum, right? Terminal velocity is affected by drag, which is in turn affected by an object's density. You conveniently picked ice, which has an extremely low density, and thus lower drag. \nThe original comment you're contesting with tErMiNaL vEloCiTy! is\n\nAlready in the first reports about this balloon, it was stated falling debris is too dangerous, so it's not taken down.\n\nThe basis of your argument is effectively \"well ice falling out of the sky doesn't hurt anyone, so fragments of metal won't either!\" You know your argument sucks, so you're honing in on semantics of \"how big is the pebble\" and \"what about ice!\", knowing full well that metal debris falling from 60K feet can absolutely hurt someone.\nFurthermore, we can't control the weather (generally speaking), so the tolerance for hail falling on us that is caused by natural weather patterns is dramatically higher than the government having an F-22 slap a giant balloon carrying metal components with an AIM-120 and cause the aftermath to fall all over your property.",
">\n\nI think a lot of folks are thinking that this is a spy balloon but the Chinese are saying it’s a weather balloon. I think that is obviously a very real possibility here. Just one question:\nWhat are the advantages of a balloon over a satellite? Satellites are certainly further away (duh) but with the cameras they have, they can pert near take a picture of a flea on a dog’s ass. Seeing as how china probably already has spy satellites flying over the US without incident, how detailed do they need the images to be that they’d be willing to risk the international kerfuffle?",
">\n\nI call bullshit. You do realize they are controlling its flight path dont you??? This thing has had a non-wind generated flight path. A satellita cannot stay on top of a land area for any length of time due to earth rotation and satellite geo-spatial alignment. They are video taping movement over nuclear silos and miltary bases in Montana.. China is gas lighting us. This is absolute spying. China would have told our govt .. Hey, we have a weather balloon flying over your air space please dont shoot it down.. But no they didnt.. If our govt doesnt shoot this thing down when it can safely and take control of it our govt is now China's bitch..",
">\n\n?\nA GEO satellite can stay over a fixed point for as long as it wants (has power and communications)",
">\n\nYes geo-stationary can.. But lets think about this. Check all that have them.. China, Japan, Russia, US, UK have geo sats maybe a few others.. We all have some data on things... Lower atmosphere surveillance has its advantages, just like what we do for terrorism with planes and drones, but China cant do that over the US on a whim, but if its a \"weather balloon\" gone amuck.. Well all is just fine.and it just so happens to be over US areas they have bought properties in... Weather Satellites that are open source use for many countries can give them all they need for \"weather\".",
">\n\nOh and it has been proven they are controlling it and its moving east now.",
">\n\nOk 3 things\n1) if it is for weather purposes why would it be in a country other than your own\n2) as a weather device you would assume it had a GPS to verify location and weather data to help with whatever bs study they claim\n3) if it was lost why didn’t they say anything or do anything in the thousands of miles it to reach the US coastline. \nThis is obviously not a weather ballon and it’s a stupid excuse to use when you get caught.",
">\n\n\n\nUnderstanding the weather of your adversaries allows you to make better guesses as to things like crop yields. This could allow you to put compete them in the global markets. \n\n\nUh sure?\n\n\nWhy bother? They don't care about our well-being. \n\n\nIt's probably sensing a whole lot more than the weather, so I think this is a \"half\" lie by them. \n\"Sure it's a weather balloon. Also 10 other things but yeah, weather.\"",
">\n\nMy point is that there lie makes no sense at all. It’s a half assed lie, just like every other lie the Chinese make.",
">\n\nIt makes a lot of sense if you understand that China is a dictatorship.",
">\n\nWhy was it flying over a Montana missle base?",
">\n\nJust shoot it down already. It has no business being up there. If it was purely for scientific research they could have just asked.",
">\n\nriiiiight... and those islands you built in the South China Sea weren't for military uses...",
">\n\nYet if it was a US baloon over China they'd be screaming bloody murder well into 2057.",
">\n\nIf it was a balloon over China they would have televised shooting it down without a second's hesitation.",
">\n\nDisregarding anyone below it too.",
">\n\nScientific reason or not. Get it shot down and destroyed.",
">\n\nOh yeah. They just needed to know what the weather was like over the US and they forgot to pay the cable bill so they can't turn on The Weather Channel.",
">\n\nLet’s say it is meteorological why does china need more accurate information on air currents from Chinese mainland to U.S. the only thing I can think of is they are evaluating the amount of radiation that would head their way from a nuclear exchange. Do they know something we don’t? I doubt they would nuke us but maybe putin shared something in confidence with them.",
">\n\nIn that case they would be more worried about radiation coming from Russia after US retaliates",
">\n\nCan’t we just shoot it down with those Jewish space lasers?",
">\n\nThis is probably a stupid question…but is there a way for the US to capture and study tech attached to the balloon to see if China’s reasoning are true or not? It being in the US’s airspace makes it fair game, no?",
">\n\nCan we do balloon wars instead of betacuck Russia-style wars from now on?",
">\n\nThey probably should have asked for permission if that were true.",
">\n\nSure, espionage is part of political science",
">\n\nit's not but okay",
">\n\nThose Nuclear densiometers in the balloon are for weather surveillance",
">\n\nBring that fucker down over the ocean and we’ll just see about that.",
">\n\nWho really believes the CCP?",
">\n\nThey could be telling the truth. Assuming that they're lying is just another form of trust. You trust that they're lying to you.",
">\n\nThey are not telling the truth",
">\n\nI'm not saying they are. I don't have any reason to believe them.\nBut do you have any evidence they're lying?",
">\n\nIt wasn't a weather balloon",
">\n\nHave we found out what it is yet?",
">\n\nDid you read the story? I am guessing not",
">\n\nNo. I'm waiting for a decent quality report on it. A day or two I assume.",
">\n\nSo why was there no “heads up U.S. and Canada we lost our balloon”?",
">\n\nOf course it is, what else could it be, right?\nAnd that Russian boat off the cost of the US a few weeks ago was just studying marine animals.",
">\n\nEasy way for them to drop the seeds of invasive plants across the country.",
">\n\n100% looking at the effects of the Tonga volcano... they (China) have been in a severe drought ever since that thing blew and it's well know that volcanos change the climate temporarily due to stratospheric changes.\nVolcanos emit actual tons of sulfur dioxide that turn into sulfuric acid in the stratosphere. These microscopic droplets actually reflect radiation from the sun back into space and this loss of energy produces weather patterns changes that are poorly understood... this is where the term volcanic winter comes from. Volcanos that produce significant sulfur dioxide releases can cause temporary global cooling due to this sulfuric acid \"shield\" for 2-5 years post eruption. \n1815 saw the eruption of Mt. Tambora that was responsible for the global cooling event known as \"the year without summer.\" \nThen there's the water droplets at all levels of the atmosphere that don't usually contain water... the polar regions have seen an explosion in very rare and very colorful polar stratospheric clouds. These are the most colorful clouds known and only show up a few days on a normal year... They have been a daily occurrence for the last few weeks... so there's definitely a lot of extra moisture in the stratosphere and or other abnormal conditions producing this rare phenomenon. \nBasically the big Earth pimple yeeted actual tons of all sorts of things into low level orbit and the Chinese are probably trying to figure out how to make it rain in China again.",
">\n\nDid you type this as you did your research ? Was this something you already knew? Are you into volcanoes? Are you a meteorologist? \nI have so many questions",
">\n\nVeteran storm chaser and disaster enthusiast.\nI basically keep an eye on most of the possible major natural disaster scenarios like the sun, geological activity, and general atmospheric conditions that might impact the continental US.\nI've been keeping an eye out for Tonga info since it happened and saw the Polar Stratospheric Clouds on Spaceweather.com which I check daily for current space weather conditions. They pretty much keep me updated on everything going on above the \"normal\" weather. \nHonestly it is pretty wild how far my fascination with Texas severe weather has taken me... but even the major solar flares can enhance severe weather days so I keep an eye on it all.",
">\n\nSo then they should have zero issues with us shooting it down..",
">\n\nBlow that fucker out of the sky",
">\n\nI'd say bring it down in one piece so you can study it, and potentially embarrass China further.",
">\n\nBullshit! Above all else China is known for its lies.",
">\n\nThat would be easy to verify: just show us the datastream that comes from its sensors.",
">\n\nI'm pretty sure we're already monitoring that.",
">\n\nThat's the media story. I wonder what the real story is? Can't tell until the electronics are investigated...",
">\n\nsure it is.",
">\n\nBut seriously, has anybody seen any launch codes…",
">\n\nYou left out the part where that's according to China. That's what china said they are. \nChina lies. Like all the time.",
">\n\nChina's govt are nothing but liars",
">\n\nI don't believe that shit. If it is for scientific research it would not be in US airspace.",
">\n\nEveryday, meteorologists around the world release thousands of weather balloons to gather data on the atmosphere. They have no control over where it goes.\nMaybe the smart money is to bet that the U.S. military accurately identified the object and truthfully communicated their conclusions to the public. But sometimes big government institutions make mistakes (gasp, shock!), sometimes they lie for political purposes (no way!), and sometimes they lie as part of the intricate game of espionage and geopolitics (how could they?!).\nWhile it's totally plausible this was some PRC intelligence kit, it's also totally plausible that it turns out to be something dumb like scientists in B.C. surveying wildlife populations and that the military's kneejerk reaction was tainted by growing concerns of a future US/China conflict.",
">\n\nNever trust anything the Chinese government says. It lacks transparency.the Chinese government has yet to admit to it's numerous han rights violations.",
">\n\nThat's low key a good idea",
">\n\nWell the US could and should shoot it down as it is in their airspace and it is unauthorized to be flying there, and tear the fucker apart and see what those cunts really are up to.",
">\n\nThat’s what China expects and wants us to do. It could contain bioweapons.",
">\n\nWant to bet the tinfoil folks will not report this?",
">\n\nDo you think China would be ok if a U.S. weather balloon just happened to be loitering over China for a few days?",
">\n\nUgh, it's a weather balloon. I'm sure that your tin foil may be on too tight, but perspective helps.",
">\n\nYep, the pentagon routinely considers shooting down weather balloons all the time. It just so happens to be in a stable jet stream over our ICBM bases. Nothing to see here. Shoot it down when it gets to a safe space to confirm. I’m certain that the CCP would be ok with us sending a weather balloon with monitoring equipment over China.",
">\n\nThe US chose not to shoot it down specifically because they don't fear it as a surveillance platform. A giant balloon is less stealthy and less capable than advanced spy satellites, which China has plenty of. \nBut why would China be flying giant balloons near US airspace, if not for spying? It's not a threat or a political stunt, because it's just a useless balloon. Now balloons are commonly used for weather monitoring, but why would China care in the slightest about the weather in the US?\nCrazy idea: Geoengineering.\nClimate change is a huge crisis for humanity. Geoengineering is the idea of deliberately modifying the climate to reduce its temperature. We know that huge volcanic eruptions pour sulfur dioxide and other particles into the upper atmosphere that block sunlight, creating a cooling effect (that's volcanic winter, same principle as nuclear winter).\nGeoengineering could be a relatively cheap way to temporarily hold back global warming, but it's controversial because it could have unintended effects. The United Nations or other large intergovernmental bodies would never agree to it--there would just be endless arguments and squabbling. Who would pay for it? Who would be responsible for any unintended consequences?\nBut enter China. Authoritarian China is known for ramming ahead with vast infrastructure projects that only pay off long term, like the Three Gorges Dam or their huge High Speed Rail network. Xi Jinping himself studied as a chemical engineer. So it's a crazy idea, but what if Chinese leadership got worried about climate change? Sure they can invest in renewables and try to cut back on coal plants, but they need energy to modernize, so what if they decided to also secretly start tests with geoengineering to buy themselves (and us all) some time to hold back climate change?\nEnter the balloon. What if the \"weather research\" is actually a platform for distributing particles into the stratosphere in an attempt to induce cooling? A very similar balloon was spotted over Japan a few years ago. (link: Japan Times article) What if they've been secretly launching them at various places around the world, but they lost control of one balloon that just so happened to drift into US airspace? And if the US knows the balloon isn't useful for spying, but they figured out it came from China or a Chinese vessel, then China has to come up with some new excuse for what the balloon is for. So they say it's a \"civilian vessel\" for \"weather research\", but maybe it's actually an advanced test platform for upper atmosphere geoengineering... or maybe not.",
">\n\nDon't you think China should have maybe consulted the u.s. before floating an information gathering device into their airspace? This is still a violation of sovereignty. Whether their motivations are altruistic or not, you can't do that.",
">\n\nI'm not saying China is good or altruistic (because if they were, then yes they would have asked permission). I'm saying that it doesn't make sense for them to be flying spy balloons in the age of satellites, and it doesn't make sense for them to be flying weather balloons halfway around the world. What do they have to gain from this?",
">\n\nTheyre probably testing their version of Fu-Go Balloon Bomb.",
">\n\nAmericans whining about whatever the Chinese are up to will always be funny",
">\n\nWhy would it be funny if it literally is hanging over our country? How could this be a more valid concern? What the hell are you talking about?",
">\n\nThey’re 100% spying on us. We’re 100% spying on them. The performative histrionics are funny.",
">\n\nEven if this isn’t a “spy balloon”, how is it not a valid concern? A flagrant violation if sovereign airspace should be alarming to any country.",
">\n\nAnd we would never do such a thing, right?",
">\n\nAbsolutely nobody said that. If we did, China would have a valid concern. This hypothetical ’whataboutism’ is irrelevant to the facts.",
">\n\nNothing exposes American hypocrisy quite like reactions to Chinese belligerence. I never said it wasn’t a valid concern, just that the whining is funny. Because it is.",
">\n\nWhere have I seen that before? Oh wait a minute... Are we about to see a reverse U-2 incident lol.",
">\n\nYea…OK! 👌",
">\n\nNo big deal. Just like the “civilian Russian fishing trawlers” with lots of antennas that followed my ship around in the 80’s. Nothing to see here comrade.",
">\n\nChina going start giving us hurricane tracks now?",
">\n\nSure, Jan",
">\n\nWe could absolutely shoot it down/ tow it out to sea etc. , but that doesn’t serve the goal, which is to create a sense of fear or anger among the public. Having a general sense of having been attacked or at least being in danger will help to sell whatever the US plans next.",
">\n\n\ntow it out to sea \n\nYeah, we'll just send an SR-71 by with a tow hook.\n\nbut that doesn’t serve the goal, which is to create a sense of fear or anger among the public.\n\nNice of China to oblige them by sending a \"weather balloon\" over the Montana ICBM complex.",
">\n\nThey're trying to send money to the Biden Crime Family SHOOT IT DOWN",
">\n\nOf course it is...",
">\n\nLightning storms are dangerous out in the Plains",
">\n\nYeah right. At least that's what the current administration believes. WE know better.\nDare to have an American \"meteorological\" balloon over any area in China and see how quick it is shot down. Not to mention, trying to buy any parcel of land in China and see how far you get. They are not obsessed with DEI in their learning institutes, their military or in their country. Ask the Uyghurs.\nWhat's wrong with us? We cannot even defend an obvious intrusion into our air space by a known enemy. Soon, unless we get our shit together, it will be too late, and it won't take another two years.",
">\n\nAre you suggesting the CCP is right in their treatment of the Uyghurs?",
">\n\nAbsolutely not!",
">\n\nCOVID delivery bag",
">\n\nThen why is it flying over the USA? Why not fly it over China?",
">\n\nThey're trying to change our weather!!",
">\n\nWhat benefit does using a weather balloon give over using a satellite or something",
">\n\nSensors are not limited to optics. Some need to be physically close to whatever they intend to monitor.",
">\n\nSuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuure... /s",
">\n\nThe Americans have had their own balloons and called them airships at a similar height (maybe a little higher). \nThe Chinese have left it unsaid as it does not threaten anyone. \nIf the Americans shoot this down, their further airship plan (US)is no longer possible.",
">\n\nEin luftballon\nAuf ihrem Weg zum Horizont\nHeilt man fur Ufos aus dem All",
">\n\nI mean they have satellites if they really wanted to spy on the us they wouldn’t send a balloon",
">\n\nIs it not possible to introduce a tiny controlled leak into it?",
">\n\nSounds like the roswell story... Ufo theories incoming in 3...2...1",
">\n\n[X]",
">\n\nMhmm, sure it was a weather balloon. They couldn’t have just asked for that info? Or better, just googled that data? Pretty sure it’s public, extremely well tracked and meteorologists generally don’t keep secrets because, you know, it’s just the fucking weather.",
">\n\nAh, excellent, there is a 100% chance of Missile Fall projected in that area.",
">\n\nSure jan",
">\n\n\"Which is specifically why we didn't notify anyone that it was launched, where it was going to go, and what it was going to be doing ahead of time to avoid any international tensions.\"",
">\n\nThat is such bullshit",
">\n\nB to the S",
">\n\nIt's Tik Tok SPYING ON EVERYONE",
">\n\nOh sure, sure",
">\n\nThey need to take this balloon down so my chickens will start laying eggs again! - old man yelling at cloud",
">\n\nDam no one ever send me balloons",
">\n\n“Other”",
">\n\n\"alarabiya.net\" um, yeah, no",
">\n\nOh, bother",
">\n\nWhy don’t we send some of our own scientific equipment over Beijing and take some tasteful nudes of Winnie the Pooh",
">\n\nLet's send a few weather balloons to check their pollution levels.",
">\n\nSearch and study in your own skies!!! I don't believe anything they say",
">\n\ncough cough BULLSHIT cough cough",
">\n\nWhat a shitshow... Ccp backed one",
">\n\nCan we get Alan Eustace to sky dive onto it and take a selfie? I think most people would tune in to see that…",
">\n\nThat's total bullshit",
">\n\nCan we all collectively call bullshit?",
">\n\nWhy would they be interested in our weather anyway?",
">\n\nSend Canadian geese",
">\n\nThen why has it twice demonstrated the ability to change directions contrary to the wind.\nJust shoot it down already. If a US \"weather balloon\" went toward China, it'd be shot down well before they let it get into their airspace. Globally we need to stop being so tolerant of China's nonsense",
">\n\nWelp China said it so it must be true!!!",
">\n\ncall it what you want, I call it scraps.",
">\n\nSure bro, and tik tok is a social media app...",
">\n\nBalluna New Year!",
">\n\nTime to raise the 69th Balloon Regiment 🤣🤣",
">\n\nAlso China: lies",
">\n\nAlso China: lies",
">\n\nChosing not to shoot it down is a big time chinese humiliation on live stage as they probably expected the americans to shoot it down and make them look aggressive",
">\n\nYeah sounds about right. Need to know what the wind is like before tossing things over the pacific. Wouldn’t want to miss",
">\n\nI think the US should help these respectable efforts by sending their own “meteorological” balloon over China!",
">\n\nRomulan Commander Tomalak: Our cloaked probe is for……archaeological research",
">\n\nWhat did they do with our drone in 2016?"
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"“Why is the telescope pointed down”\n“…”",
">\n\nBecause if it was pointed up, they’d just see the bottom of the balloon.",
">\n\nI think its time for the Canadians to send them some balloons in response\nStarted has the balloon wars!",
">\n\n99 luftballons",
">\n\nred ones",
">\n\nCall Goldfinger",
">\n\nWell, that is an old one. Wasn't that the reason given about why the U2 that was shot down over the USSR with Francis Gary Powers was flying that day?",
">\n\nAlso same reason USA gave for it balloon flights over USSR and PRC during cold war, when confronted about it. So they are just plain \"oldie but goodie\" excuse and also probably from China bit of \"we haven't forgotten, that you used to do this to us\".",
">\n\nWhy would we believe anything they say?",
">\n\nIt makes sense, doesn't it?\nLike who believes China would send a huge white balloon into the sky for everyone to see with the bare eye and use it for spying purpose? They have satellites to do that secretly. And the USA could take down the balloon any time they want. They simply chose not to do it.\nAnother cheap spying option, like we have seen from Russia since the invasion in Ukraine started: There have been small drone sightings near military installations and military training grounds in Europe. In Norway they even caught operators.\nNo one would use a huge white balloon in the sky. That's something for a Monty Python movie.",
">\n\nIt's also 80000 to 100000.. feet up very not visible to the naked eye. It is visible to radar, but the jet stream hasn't changed much at all over the last month, they knew where it was heading.\n(our passenger jets fly about 36000 feet and are barely visible at cruising altitude)",
">\n\nIt’s currently at 64,200 feet. I’ve seen it as high as 67,000 on the Flightradar24 app. Passenger planes I’ve seen cruising anywhere between 35-45,000 feet.",
">\n\nI mentioned my source in my post, Flightradar24 app.",
">\n\nCould you provide I link, I highly doubt that this balloon has a transponder, are you sure you're not looking at something from project loon?",
">\n\n~~flightradar24.com/***~~\n~~It's the #1 tracked thing in the world atm via MLAT though.~~\nedit: Due to the reply, I'm not sure and removed the probably wrong link.",
">\n\nWhat a maroon … I bamboozled myself, lol. Appreciate your mythbusting on me.",
">\n\nExplained after they got caught?",
">\n\nI can't believe that thing is still in the air.",
">\n\nNormal citizens have no capability to take it down.",
">\n\nTrue, not normally. It seems there would be the type of people out there to figure out a way to do it. Perhaps not normal, but still civilians (non-official, non-police, non-military).",
">\n\nThe only civilians that could do it are Bezos or Musk, for obvious reasons. You must not comprehend just how high that is.",
">\n\n¯\\_(ツ)_/¯ Maybe. Or a not-so-regular macgyver. Perhaps a Felix Baumgartner type only with a different mindset.",
">\n\nNWS has there own balloons and the NWS doesn’t have balloons that big in the atmosphere. Plus the NWS balloons don’t go halfway around the world.",
">\n\nAlso I have a feeling NWS doesn’t keep the data they collect a big secret and they could have easily got data from them if they just asked, or looked it up online…",
">\n\nBut then the data would be in english, and I guess they probly wanted the data in Chinese.",
">\n\nIf they’re being honest they would allow the US to down and it analyze its contents.",
">\n\nI mean it's in US airspace isn't it? Why wasn't it already shot down? God knows what the Chinese are up to\nWill there be diplomatic issues if US shoots it down?",
">\n\nI think the only reason is they don't want to threaten the lives of the people below if it turns out to be a bomb or something.",
">\n\nAlready in the first reports about this balloon, it was stated falling debris is too dangerous, so it's not taken down.\nYou don't need a bomb, a pebble is dangerous from that height.",
">\n\nOk so let’s hit you with a pebble traveling at terminal so we can check the validity of their argument.",
">\n\nSure, it'd probably hurt a little but I'd be fine.\nFor reference a 1cm hailstone has a terminal velocity of only a bit over 15 miles per hour.\nThere's a reason golfball sized hailstorms aren't mass casualty events",
">\n\nAnd if all the components on the instruments and solar panels were made of ice you’d almost have a point!",
">\n\nAre you under the impression things made of ice have a lower terminal velocity than everything else?...\nAlso, weren't we talking about pebbles?",
">\n\nYou realize we don't live in a vacuum, right? Terminal velocity is affected by drag, which is in turn affected by an object's density. You conveniently picked ice, which has an extremely low density, and thus lower drag. \nThe original comment you're contesting with tErMiNaL vEloCiTy! is\n\nAlready in the first reports about this balloon, it was stated falling debris is too dangerous, so it's not taken down.\n\nThe basis of your argument is effectively \"well ice falling out of the sky doesn't hurt anyone, so fragments of metal won't either!\" You know your argument sucks, so you're honing in on semantics of \"how big is the pebble\" and \"what about ice!\", knowing full well that metal debris falling from 60K feet can absolutely hurt someone.\nFurthermore, we can't control the weather (generally speaking), so the tolerance for hail falling on us that is caused by natural weather patterns is dramatically higher than the government having an F-22 slap a giant balloon carrying metal components with an AIM-120 and cause the aftermath to fall all over your property.",
">\n\nI think a lot of folks are thinking that this is a spy balloon but the Chinese are saying it’s a weather balloon. I think that is obviously a very real possibility here. Just one question:\nWhat are the advantages of a balloon over a satellite? Satellites are certainly further away (duh) but with the cameras they have, they can pert near take a picture of a flea on a dog’s ass. Seeing as how china probably already has spy satellites flying over the US without incident, how detailed do they need the images to be that they’d be willing to risk the international kerfuffle?",
">\n\nI call bullshit. You do realize they are controlling its flight path dont you??? This thing has had a non-wind generated flight path. A satellita cannot stay on top of a land area for any length of time due to earth rotation and satellite geo-spatial alignment. They are video taping movement over nuclear silos and miltary bases in Montana.. China is gas lighting us. This is absolute spying. China would have told our govt .. Hey, we have a weather balloon flying over your air space please dont shoot it down.. But no they didnt.. If our govt doesnt shoot this thing down when it can safely and take control of it our govt is now China's bitch..",
">\n\n?\nA GEO satellite can stay over a fixed point for as long as it wants (has power and communications)",
">\n\nYes geo-stationary can.. But lets think about this. Check all that have them.. China, Japan, Russia, US, UK have geo sats maybe a few others.. We all have some data on things... Lower atmosphere surveillance has its advantages, just like what we do for terrorism with planes and drones, but China cant do that over the US on a whim, but if its a \"weather balloon\" gone amuck.. Well all is just fine.and it just so happens to be over US areas they have bought properties in... Weather Satellites that are open source use for many countries can give them all they need for \"weather\".",
">\n\nOh and it has been proven they are controlling it and its moving east now.",
">\n\nOk 3 things\n1) if it is for weather purposes why would it be in a country other than your own\n2) as a weather device you would assume it had a GPS to verify location and weather data to help with whatever bs study they claim\n3) if it was lost why didn’t they say anything or do anything in the thousands of miles it to reach the US coastline. \nThis is obviously not a weather ballon and it’s a stupid excuse to use when you get caught.",
">\n\n\n\nUnderstanding the weather of your adversaries allows you to make better guesses as to things like crop yields. This could allow you to put compete them in the global markets. \n\n\nUh sure?\n\n\nWhy bother? They don't care about our well-being. \n\n\nIt's probably sensing a whole lot more than the weather, so I think this is a \"half\" lie by them. \n\"Sure it's a weather balloon. Also 10 other things but yeah, weather.\"",
">\n\nMy point is that there lie makes no sense at all. It’s a half assed lie, just like every other lie the Chinese make.",
">\n\nIt makes a lot of sense if you understand that China is a dictatorship.",
">\n\nWhy was it flying over a Montana missle base?",
">\n\nJust shoot it down already. It has no business being up there. If it was purely for scientific research they could have just asked.",
">\n\nriiiiight... and those islands you built in the South China Sea weren't for military uses...",
">\n\nYet if it was a US baloon over China they'd be screaming bloody murder well into 2057.",
">\n\nIf it was a balloon over China they would have televised shooting it down without a second's hesitation.",
">\n\nDisregarding anyone below it too.",
">\n\nScientific reason or not. Get it shot down and destroyed.",
">\n\nOh yeah. They just needed to know what the weather was like over the US and they forgot to pay the cable bill so they can't turn on The Weather Channel.",
">\n\nLet’s say it is meteorological why does china need more accurate information on air currents from Chinese mainland to U.S. the only thing I can think of is they are evaluating the amount of radiation that would head their way from a nuclear exchange. Do they know something we don’t? I doubt they would nuke us but maybe putin shared something in confidence with them.",
">\n\nIn that case they would be more worried about radiation coming from Russia after US retaliates",
">\n\nCan’t we just shoot it down with those Jewish space lasers?",
">\n\nThis is probably a stupid question…but is there a way for the US to capture and study tech attached to the balloon to see if China’s reasoning are true or not? It being in the US’s airspace makes it fair game, no?",
">\n\nCan we do balloon wars instead of betacuck Russia-style wars from now on?",
">\n\nThey probably should have asked for permission if that were true.",
">\n\nSure, espionage is part of political science",
">\n\nit's not but okay",
">\n\nThose Nuclear densiometers in the balloon are for weather surveillance",
">\n\nBring that fucker down over the ocean and we’ll just see about that.",
">\n\nWho really believes the CCP?",
">\n\nThey could be telling the truth. Assuming that they're lying is just another form of trust. You trust that they're lying to you.",
">\n\nThey are not telling the truth",
">\n\nI'm not saying they are. I don't have any reason to believe them.\nBut do you have any evidence they're lying?",
">\n\nIt wasn't a weather balloon",
">\n\nHave we found out what it is yet?",
">\n\nDid you read the story? I am guessing not",
">\n\nNo. I'm waiting for a decent quality report on it. A day or two I assume.",
">\n\nSo why was there no “heads up U.S. and Canada we lost our balloon”?",
">\n\nOf course it is, what else could it be, right?\nAnd that Russian boat off the cost of the US a few weeks ago was just studying marine animals.",
">\n\nEasy way for them to drop the seeds of invasive plants across the country.",
">\n\n100% looking at the effects of the Tonga volcano... they (China) have been in a severe drought ever since that thing blew and it's well know that volcanos change the climate temporarily due to stratospheric changes.\nVolcanos emit actual tons of sulfur dioxide that turn into sulfuric acid in the stratosphere. These microscopic droplets actually reflect radiation from the sun back into space and this loss of energy produces weather patterns changes that are poorly understood... this is where the term volcanic winter comes from. Volcanos that produce significant sulfur dioxide releases can cause temporary global cooling due to this sulfuric acid \"shield\" for 2-5 years post eruption. \n1815 saw the eruption of Mt. Tambora that was responsible for the global cooling event known as \"the year without summer.\" \nThen there's the water droplets at all levels of the atmosphere that don't usually contain water... the polar regions have seen an explosion in very rare and very colorful polar stratospheric clouds. These are the most colorful clouds known and only show up a few days on a normal year... They have been a daily occurrence for the last few weeks... so there's definitely a lot of extra moisture in the stratosphere and or other abnormal conditions producing this rare phenomenon. \nBasically the big Earth pimple yeeted actual tons of all sorts of things into low level orbit and the Chinese are probably trying to figure out how to make it rain in China again.",
">\n\nDid you type this as you did your research ? Was this something you already knew? Are you into volcanoes? Are you a meteorologist? \nI have so many questions",
">\n\nVeteran storm chaser and disaster enthusiast.\nI basically keep an eye on most of the possible major natural disaster scenarios like the sun, geological activity, and general atmospheric conditions that might impact the continental US.\nI've been keeping an eye out for Tonga info since it happened and saw the Polar Stratospheric Clouds on Spaceweather.com which I check daily for current space weather conditions. They pretty much keep me updated on everything going on above the \"normal\" weather. \nHonestly it is pretty wild how far my fascination with Texas severe weather has taken me... but even the major solar flares can enhance severe weather days so I keep an eye on it all.",
">\n\nSo then they should have zero issues with us shooting it down..",
">\n\nBlow that fucker out of the sky",
">\n\nI'd say bring it down in one piece so you can study it, and potentially embarrass China further.",
">\n\nBullshit! Above all else China is known for its lies.",
">\n\nThat would be easy to verify: just show us the datastream that comes from its sensors.",
">\n\nI'm pretty sure we're already monitoring that.",
">\n\nThat's the media story. I wonder what the real story is? Can't tell until the electronics are investigated...",
">\n\nsure it is.",
">\n\nBut seriously, has anybody seen any launch codes…",
">\n\nYou left out the part where that's according to China. That's what china said they are. \nChina lies. Like all the time.",
">\n\nChina's govt are nothing but liars",
">\n\nI don't believe that shit. If it is for scientific research it would not be in US airspace.",
">\n\nEveryday, meteorologists around the world release thousands of weather balloons to gather data on the atmosphere. They have no control over where it goes.\nMaybe the smart money is to bet that the U.S. military accurately identified the object and truthfully communicated their conclusions to the public. But sometimes big government institutions make mistakes (gasp, shock!), sometimes they lie for political purposes (no way!), and sometimes they lie as part of the intricate game of espionage and geopolitics (how could they?!).\nWhile it's totally plausible this was some PRC intelligence kit, it's also totally plausible that it turns out to be something dumb like scientists in B.C. surveying wildlife populations and that the military's kneejerk reaction was tainted by growing concerns of a future US/China conflict.",
">\n\nNever trust anything the Chinese government says. It lacks transparency.the Chinese government has yet to admit to it's numerous han rights violations.",
">\n\nThat's low key a good idea",
">\n\nWell the US could and should shoot it down as it is in their airspace and it is unauthorized to be flying there, and tear the fucker apart and see what those cunts really are up to.",
">\n\nThat’s what China expects and wants us to do. It could contain bioweapons.",
">\n\nWant to bet the tinfoil folks will not report this?",
">\n\nDo you think China would be ok if a U.S. weather balloon just happened to be loitering over China for a few days?",
">\n\nUgh, it's a weather balloon. I'm sure that your tin foil may be on too tight, but perspective helps.",
">\n\nYep, the pentagon routinely considers shooting down weather balloons all the time. It just so happens to be in a stable jet stream over our ICBM bases. Nothing to see here. Shoot it down when it gets to a safe space to confirm. I’m certain that the CCP would be ok with us sending a weather balloon with monitoring equipment over China.",
">\n\nThe US chose not to shoot it down specifically because they don't fear it as a surveillance platform. A giant balloon is less stealthy and less capable than advanced spy satellites, which China has plenty of. \nBut why would China be flying giant balloons near US airspace, if not for spying? It's not a threat or a political stunt, because it's just a useless balloon. Now balloons are commonly used for weather monitoring, but why would China care in the slightest about the weather in the US?\nCrazy idea: Geoengineering.\nClimate change is a huge crisis for humanity. Geoengineering is the idea of deliberately modifying the climate to reduce its temperature. We know that huge volcanic eruptions pour sulfur dioxide and other particles into the upper atmosphere that block sunlight, creating a cooling effect (that's volcanic winter, same principle as nuclear winter).\nGeoengineering could be a relatively cheap way to temporarily hold back global warming, but it's controversial because it could have unintended effects. The United Nations or other large intergovernmental bodies would never agree to it--there would just be endless arguments and squabbling. Who would pay for it? Who would be responsible for any unintended consequences?\nBut enter China. Authoritarian China is known for ramming ahead with vast infrastructure projects that only pay off long term, like the Three Gorges Dam or their huge High Speed Rail network. Xi Jinping himself studied as a chemical engineer. So it's a crazy idea, but what if Chinese leadership got worried about climate change? Sure they can invest in renewables and try to cut back on coal plants, but they need energy to modernize, so what if they decided to also secretly start tests with geoengineering to buy themselves (and us all) some time to hold back climate change?\nEnter the balloon. What if the \"weather research\" is actually a platform for distributing particles into the stratosphere in an attempt to induce cooling? A very similar balloon was spotted over Japan a few years ago. (link: Japan Times article) What if they've been secretly launching them at various places around the world, but they lost control of one balloon that just so happened to drift into US airspace? And if the US knows the balloon isn't useful for spying, but they figured out it came from China or a Chinese vessel, then China has to come up with some new excuse for what the balloon is for. So they say it's a \"civilian vessel\" for \"weather research\", but maybe it's actually an advanced test platform for upper atmosphere geoengineering... or maybe not.",
">\n\nDon't you think China should have maybe consulted the u.s. before floating an information gathering device into their airspace? This is still a violation of sovereignty. Whether their motivations are altruistic or not, you can't do that.",
">\n\nI'm not saying China is good or altruistic (because if they were, then yes they would have asked permission). I'm saying that it doesn't make sense for them to be flying spy balloons in the age of satellites, and it doesn't make sense for them to be flying weather balloons halfway around the world. What do they have to gain from this?",
">\n\nTheyre probably testing their version of Fu-Go Balloon Bomb.",
">\n\nAmericans whining about whatever the Chinese are up to will always be funny",
">\n\nWhy would it be funny if it literally is hanging over our country? How could this be a more valid concern? What the hell are you talking about?",
">\n\nThey’re 100% spying on us. We’re 100% spying on them. The performative histrionics are funny.",
">\n\nEven if this isn’t a “spy balloon”, how is it not a valid concern? A flagrant violation if sovereign airspace should be alarming to any country.",
">\n\nAnd we would never do such a thing, right?",
">\n\nAbsolutely nobody said that. If we did, China would have a valid concern. This hypothetical ’whataboutism’ is irrelevant to the facts.",
">\n\nNothing exposes American hypocrisy quite like reactions to Chinese belligerence. I never said it wasn’t a valid concern, just that the whining is funny. Because it is.",
">\n\nWhere have I seen that before? Oh wait a minute... Are we about to see a reverse U-2 incident lol.",
">\n\nYea…OK! 👌",
">\n\nNo big deal. Just like the “civilian Russian fishing trawlers” with lots of antennas that followed my ship around in the 80’s. Nothing to see here comrade.",
">\n\nChina going start giving us hurricane tracks now?",
">\n\nSure, Jan",
">\n\nWe could absolutely shoot it down/ tow it out to sea etc. , but that doesn’t serve the goal, which is to create a sense of fear or anger among the public. Having a general sense of having been attacked or at least being in danger will help to sell whatever the US plans next.",
">\n\n\ntow it out to sea \n\nYeah, we'll just send an SR-71 by with a tow hook.\n\nbut that doesn’t serve the goal, which is to create a sense of fear or anger among the public.\n\nNice of China to oblige them by sending a \"weather balloon\" over the Montana ICBM complex.",
">\n\nThey're trying to send money to the Biden Crime Family SHOOT IT DOWN",
">\n\nOf course it is...",
">\n\nLightning storms are dangerous out in the Plains",
">\n\nYeah right. At least that's what the current administration believes. WE know better.\nDare to have an American \"meteorological\" balloon over any area in China and see how quick it is shot down. Not to mention, trying to buy any parcel of land in China and see how far you get. They are not obsessed with DEI in their learning institutes, their military or in their country. Ask the Uyghurs.\nWhat's wrong with us? We cannot even defend an obvious intrusion into our air space by a known enemy. Soon, unless we get our shit together, it will be too late, and it won't take another two years.",
">\n\nAre you suggesting the CCP is right in their treatment of the Uyghurs?",
">\n\nAbsolutely not!",
">\n\nCOVID delivery bag",
">\n\nThen why is it flying over the USA? Why not fly it over China?",
">\n\nThey're trying to change our weather!!",
">\n\nWhat benefit does using a weather balloon give over using a satellite or something",
">\n\nSensors are not limited to optics. Some need to be physically close to whatever they intend to monitor.",
">\n\nSuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuure... /s",
">\n\nThe Americans have had their own balloons and called them airships at a similar height (maybe a little higher). \nThe Chinese have left it unsaid as it does not threaten anyone. \nIf the Americans shoot this down, their further airship plan (US)is no longer possible.",
">\n\nEin luftballon\nAuf ihrem Weg zum Horizont\nHeilt man fur Ufos aus dem All",
">\n\nI mean they have satellites if they really wanted to spy on the us they wouldn’t send a balloon",
">\n\nIs it not possible to introduce a tiny controlled leak into it?",
">\n\nSounds like the roswell story... Ufo theories incoming in 3...2...1",
">\n\n[X]",
">\n\nMhmm, sure it was a weather balloon. They couldn’t have just asked for that info? Or better, just googled that data? Pretty sure it’s public, extremely well tracked and meteorologists generally don’t keep secrets because, you know, it’s just the fucking weather.",
">\n\nAh, excellent, there is a 100% chance of Missile Fall projected in that area.",
">\n\nSure jan",
">\n\n\"Which is specifically why we didn't notify anyone that it was launched, where it was going to go, and what it was going to be doing ahead of time to avoid any international tensions.\"",
">\n\nThat is such bullshit",
">\n\nB to the S",
">\n\nIt's Tik Tok SPYING ON EVERYONE",
">\n\nOh sure, sure",
">\n\nThey need to take this balloon down so my chickens will start laying eggs again! - old man yelling at cloud",
">\n\nDam no one ever send me balloons",
">\n\n“Other”",
">\n\n\"alarabiya.net\" um, yeah, no",
">\n\nOh, bother",
">\n\nWhy don’t we send some of our own scientific equipment over Beijing and take some tasteful nudes of Winnie the Pooh",
">\n\nLet's send a few weather balloons to check their pollution levels.",
">\n\nSearch and study in your own skies!!! I don't believe anything they say",
">\n\ncough cough BULLSHIT cough cough",
">\n\nWhat a shitshow... Ccp backed one",
">\n\nCan we get Alan Eustace to sky dive onto it and take a selfie? I think most people would tune in to see that…",
">\n\nThat's total bullshit",
">\n\nCan we all collectively call bullshit?",
">\n\nWhy would they be interested in our weather anyway?",
">\n\nSend Canadian geese",
">\n\nThen why has it twice demonstrated the ability to change directions contrary to the wind.\nJust shoot it down already. If a US \"weather balloon\" went toward China, it'd be shot down well before they let it get into their airspace. Globally we need to stop being so tolerant of China's nonsense",
">\n\nWelp China said it so it must be true!!!",
">\n\ncall it what you want, I call it scraps.",
">\n\nSure bro, and tik tok is a social media app...",
">\n\nBalluna New Year!",
">\n\nTime to raise the 69th Balloon Regiment 🤣🤣",
">\n\nAlso China: lies",
">\n\nAlso China: lies",
">\n\nChosing not to shoot it down is a big time chinese humiliation on live stage as they probably expected the americans to shoot it down and make them look aggressive",
">\n\nYeah sounds about right. Need to know what the wind is like before tossing things over the pacific. Wouldn’t want to miss",
">\n\nI think the US should help these respectable efforts by sending their own “meteorological” balloon over China!",
">\n\nRomulan Commander Tomalak: Our cloaked probe is for……archaeological research",
">\n\nWhat did they do with our drone in 2016?",
">\n\nIf that were true they would have let the US know about them before they entered their airspace."
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"“Why is the telescope pointed down”\n“…”",
">\n\nBecause if it was pointed up, they’d just see the bottom of the balloon.",
">\n\nI think its time for the Canadians to send them some balloons in response\nStarted has the balloon wars!",
">\n\n99 luftballons",
">\n\nred ones",
">\n\nCall Goldfinger",
">\n\nWell, that is an old one. Wasn't that the reason given about why the U2 that was shot down over the USSR with Francis Gary Powers was flying that day?",
">\n\nAlso same reason USA gave for it balloon flights over USSR and PRC during cold war, when confronted about it. So they are just plain \"oldie but goodie\" excuse and also probably from China bit of \"we haven't forgotten, that you used to do this to us\".",
">\n\nWhy would we believe anything they say?",
">\n\nIt makes sense, doesn't it?\nLike who believes China would send a huge white balloon into the sky for everyone to see with the bare eye and use it for spying purpose? They have satellites to do that secretly. And the USA could take down the balloon any time they want. They simply chose not to do it.\nAnother cheap spying option, like we have seen from Russia since the invasion in Ukraine started: There have been small drone sightings near military installations and military training grounds in Europe. In Norway they even caught operators.\nNo one would use a huge white balloon in the sky. That's something for a Monty Python movie.",
">\n\nIt's also 80000 to 100000.. feet up very not visible to the naked eye. It is visible to radar, but the jet stream hasn't changed much at all over the last month, they knew where it was heading.\n(our passenger jets fly about 36000 feet and are barely visible at cruising altitude)",
">\n\nIt’s currently at 64,200 feet. I’ve seen it as high as 67,000 on the Flightradar24 app. Passenger planes I’ve seen cruising anywhere between 35-45,000 feet.",
">\n\nI mentioned my source in my post, Flightradar24 app.",
">\n\nCould you provide I link, I highly doubt that this balloon has a transponder, are you sure you're not looking at something from project loon?",
">\n\n~~flightradar24.com/***~~\n~~It's the #1 tracked thing in the world atm via MLAT though.~~\nedit: Due to the reply, I'm not sure and removed the probably wrong link.",
">\n\nWhat a maroon … I bamboozled myself, lol. Appreciate your mythbusting on me.",
">\n\nExplained after they got caught?",
">\n\nI can't believe that thing is still in the air.",
">\n\nNormal citizens have no capability to take it down.",
">\n\nTrue, not normally. It seems there would be the type of people out there to figure out a way to do it. Perhaps not normal, but still civilians (non-official, non-police, non-military).",
">\n\nThe only civilians that could do it are Bezos or Musk, for obvious reasons. You must not comprehend just how high that is.",
">\n\n¯\\_(ツ)_/¯ Maybe. Or a not-so-regular macgyver. Perhaps a Felix Baumgartner type only with a different mindset.",
">\n\nNWS has there own balloons and the NWS doesn’t have balloons that big in the atmosphere. Plus the NWS balloons don’t go halfway around the world.",
">\n\nAlso I have a feeling NWS doesn’t keep the data they collect a big secret and they could have easily got data from them if they just asked, or looked it up online…",
">\n\nBut then the data would be in english, and I guess they probly wanted the data in Chinese.",
">\n\nIf they’re being honest they would allow the US to down and it analyze its contents.",
">\n\nI mean it's in US airspace isn't it? Why wasn't it already shot down? God knows what the Chinese are up to\nWill there be diplomatic issues if US shoots it down?",
">\n\nI think the only reason is they don't want to threaten the lives of the people below if it turns out to be a bomb or something.",
">\n\nAlready in the first reports about this balloon, it was stated falling debris is too dangerous, so it's not taken down.\nYou don't need a bomb, a pebble is dangerous from that height.",
">\n\nOk so let’s hit you with a pebble traveling at terminal so we can check the validity of their argument.",
">\n\nSure, it'd probably hurt a little but I'd be fine.\nFor reference a 1cm hailstone has a terminal velocity of only a bit over 15 miles per hour.\nThere's a reason golfball sized hailstorms aren't mass casualty events",
">\n\nAnd if all the components on the instruments and solar panels were made of ice you’d almost have a point!",
">\n\nAre you under the impression things made of ice have a lower terminal velocity than everything else?...\nAlso, weren't we talking about pebbles?",
">\n\nYou realize we don't live in a vacuum, right? Terminal velocity is affected by drag, which is in turn affected by an object's density. You conveniently picked ice, which has an extremely low density, and thus lower drag. \nThe original comment you're contesting with tErMiNaL vEloCiTy! is\n\nAlready in the first reports about this balloon, it was stated falling debris is too dangerous, so it's not taken down.\n\nThe basis of your argument is effectively \"well ice falling out of the sky doesn't hurt anyone, so fragments of metal won't either!\" You know your argument sucks, so you're honing in on semantics of \"how big is the pebble\" and \"what about ice!\", knowing full well that metal debris falling from 60K feet can absolutely hurt someone.\nFurthermore, we can't control the weather (generally speaking), so the tolerance for hail falling on us that is caused by natural weather patterns is dramatically higher than the government having an F-22 slap a giant balloon carrying metal components with an AIM-120 and cause the aftermath to fall all over your property.",
">\n\nI think a lot of folks are thinking that this is a spy balloon but the Chinese are saying it’s a weather balloon. I think that is obviously a very real possibility here. Just one question:\nWhat are the advantages of a balloon over a satellite? Satellites are certainly further away (duh) but with the cameras they have, they can pert near take a picture of a flea on a dog’s ass. Seeing as how china probably already has spy satellites flying over the US without incident, how detailed do they need the images to be that they’d be willing to risk the international kerfuffle?",
">\n\nI call bullshit. You do realize they are controlling its flight path dont you??? This thing has had a non-wind generated flight path. A satellita cannot stay on top of a land area for any length of time due to earth rotation and satellite geo-spatial alignment. They are video taping movement over nuclear silos and miltary bases in Montana.. China is gas lighting us. This is absolute spying. China would have told our govt .. Hey, we have a weather balloon flying over your air space please dont shoot it down.. But no they didnt.. If our govt doesnt shoot this thing down when it can safely and take control of it our govt is now China's bitch..",
">\n\n?\nA GEO satellite can stay over a fixed point for as long as it wants (has power and communications)",
">\n\nYes geo-stationary can.. But lets think about this. Check all that have them.. China, Japan, Russia, US, UK have geo sats maybe a few others.. We all have some data on things... Lower atmosphere surveillance has its advantages, just like what we do for terrorism with planes and drones, but China cant do that over the US on a whim, but if its a \"weather balloon\" gone amuck.. Well all is just fine.and it just so happens to be over US areas they have bought properties in... Weather Satellites that are open source use for many countries can give them all they need for \"weather\".",
">\n\nOh and it has been proven they are controlling it and its moving east now.",
">\n\nOk 3 things\n1) if it is for weather purposes why would it be in a country other than your own\n2) as a weather device you would assume it had a GPS to verify location and weather data to help with whatever bs study they claim\n3) if it was lost why didn’t they say anything or do anything in the thousands of miles it to reach the US coastline. \nThis is obviously not a weather ballon and it’s a stupid excuse to use when you get caught.",
">\n\n\n\nUnderstanding the weather of your adversaries allows you to make better guesses as to things like crop yields. This could allow you to put compete them in the global markets. \n\n\nUh sure?\n\n\nWhy bother? They don't care about our well-being. \n\n\nIt's probably sensing a whole lot more than the weather, so I think this is a \"half\" lie by them. \n\"Sure it's a weather balloon. Also 10 other things but yeah, weather.\"",
">\n\nMy point is that there lie makes no sense at all. It’s a half assed lie, just like every other lie the Chinese make.",
">\n\nIt makes a lot of sense if you understand that China is a dictatorship.",
">\n\nWhy was it flying over a Montana missle base?",
">\n\nJust shoot it down already. It has no business being up there. If it was purely for scientific research they could have just asked.",
">\n\nriiiiight... and those islands you built in the South China Sea weren't for military uses...",
">\n\nYet if it was a US baloon over China they'd be screaming bloody murder well into 2057.",
">\n\nIf it was a balloon over China they would have televised shooting it down without a second's hesitation.",
">\n\nDisregarding anyone below it too.",
">\n\nScientific reason or not. Get it shot down and destroyed.",
">\n\nOh yeah. They just needed to know what the weather was like over the US and they forgot to pay the cable bill so they can't turn on The Weather Channel.",
">\n\nLet’s say it is meteorological why does china need more accurate information on air currents from Chinese mainland to U.S. the only thing I can think of is they are evaluating the amount of radiation that would head their way from a nuclear exchange. Do they know something we don’t? I doubt they would nuke us but maybe putin shared something in confidence with them.",
">\n\nIn that case they would be more worried about radiation coming from Russia after US retaliates",
">\n\nCan’t we just shoot it down with those Jewish space lasers?",
">\n\nThis is probably a stupid question…but is there a way for the US to capture and study tech attached to the balloon to see if China’s reasoning are true or not? It being in the US’s airspace makes it fair game, no?",
">\n\nCan we do balloon wars instead of betacuck Russia-style wars from now on?",
">\n\nThey probably should have asked for permission if that were true.",
">\n\nSure, espionage is part of political science",
">\n\nit's not but okay",
">\n\nThose Nuclear densiometers in the balloon are for weather surveillance",
">\n\nBring that fucker down over the ocean and we’ll just see about that.",
">\n\nWho really believes the CCP?",
">\n\nThey could be telling the truth. Assuming that they're lying is just another form of trust. You trust that they're lying to you.",
">\n\nThey are not telling the truth",
">\n\nI'm not saying they are. I don't have any reason to believe them.\nBut do you have any evidence they're lying?",
">\n\nIt wasn't a weather balloon",
">\n\nHave we found out what it is yet?",
">\n\nDid you read the story? I am guessing not",
">\n\nNo. I'm waiting for a decent quality report on it. A day or two I assume.",
">\n\nSo why was there no “heads up U.S. and Canada we lost our balloon”?",
">\n\nOf course it is, what else could it be, right?\nAnd that Russian boat off the cost of the US a few weeks ago was just studying marine animals.",
">\n\nEasy way for them to drop the seeds of invasive plants across the country.",
">\n\n100% looking at the effects of the Tonga volcano... they (China) have been in a severe drought ever since that thing blew and it's well know that volcanos change the climate temporarily due to stratospheric changes.\nVolcanos emit actual tons of sulfur dioxide that turn into sulfuric acid in the stratosphere. These microscopic droplets actually reflect radiation from the sun back into space and this loss of energy produces weather patterns changes that are poorly understood... this is where the term volcanic winter comes from. Volcanos that produce significant sulfur dioxide releases can cause temporary global cooling due to this sulfuric acid \"shield\" for 2-5 years post eruption. \n1815 saw the eruption of Mt. Tambora that was responsible for the global cooling event known as \"the year without summer.\" \nThen there's the water droplets at all levels of the atmosphere that don't usually contain water... the polar regions have seen an explosion in very rare and very colorful polar stratospheric clouds. These are the most colorful clouds known and only show up a few days on a normal year... They have been a daily occurrence for the last few weeks... so there's definitely a lot of extra moisture in the stratosphere and or other abnormal conditions producing this rare phenomenon. \nBasically the big Earth pimple yeeted actual tons of all sorts of things into low level orbit and the Chinese are probably trying to figure out how to make it rain in China again.",
">\n\nDid you type this as you did your research ? Was this something you already knew? Are you into volcanoes? Are you a meteorologist? \nI have so many questions",
">\n\nVeteran storm chaser and disaster enthusiast.\nI basically keep an eye on most of the possible major natural disaster scenarios like the sun, geological activity, and general atmospheric conditions that might impact the continental US.\nI've been keeping an eye out for Tonga info since it happened and saw the Polar Stratospheric Clouds on Spaceweather.com which I check daily for current space weather conditions. They pretty much keep me updated on everything going on above the \"normal\" weather. \nHonestly it is pretty wild how far my fascination with Texas severe weather has taken me... but even the major solar flares can enhance severe weather days so I keep an eye on it all.",
">\n\nSo then they should have zero issues with us shooting it down..",
">\n\nBlow that fucker out of the sky",
">\n\nI'd say bring it down in one piece so you can study it, and potentially embarrass China further.",
">\n\nBullshit! Above all else China is known for its lies.",
">\n\nThat would be easy to verify: just show us the datastream that comes from its sensors.",
">\n\nI'm pretty sure we're already monitoring that.",
">\n\nThat's the media story. I wonder what the real story is? Can't tell until the electronics are investigated...",
">\n\nsure it is.",
">\n\nBut seriously, has anybody seen any launch codes…",
">\n\nYou left out the part where that's according to China. That's what china said they are. \nChina lies. Like all the time.",
">\n\nChina's govt are nothing but liars",
">\n\nI don't believe that shit. If it is for scientific research it would not be in US airspace.",
">\n\nEveryday, meteorologists around the world release thousands of weather balloons to gather data on the atmosphere. They have no control over where it goes.\nMaybe the smart money is to bet that the U.S. military accurately identified the object and truthfully communicated their conclusions to the public. But sometimes big government institutions make mistakes (gasp, shock!), sometimes they lie for political purposes (no way!), and sometimes they lie as part of the intricate game of espionage and geopolitics (how could they?!).\nWhile it's totally plausible this was some PRC intelligence kit, it's also totally plausible that it turns out to be something dumb like scientists in B.C. surveying wildlife populations and that the military's kneejerk reaction was tainted by growing concerns of a future US/China conflict.",
">\n\nNever trust anything the Chinese government says. It lacks transparency.the Chinese government has yet to admit to it's numerous han rights violations.",
">\n\nThat's low key a good idea",
">\n\nWell the US could and should shoot it down as it is in their airspace and it is unauthorized to be flying there, and tear the fucker apart and see what those cunts really are up to.",
">\n\nThat’s what China expects and wants us to do. It could contain bioweapons.",
">\n\nWant to bet the tinfoil folks will not report this?",
">\n\nDo you think China would be ok if a U.S. weather balloon just happened to be loitering over China for a few days?",
">\n\nUgh, it's a weather balloon. I'm sure that your tin foil may be on too tight, but perspective helps.",
">\n\nYep, the pentagon routinely considers shooting down weather balloons all the time. It just so happens to be in a stable jet stream over our ICBM bases. Nothing to see here. Shoot it down when it gets to a safe space to confirm. I’m certain that the CCP would be ok with us sending a weather balloon with monitoring equipment over China.",
">\n\nThe US chose not to shoot it down specifically because they don't fear it as a surveillance platform. A giant balloon is less stealthy and less capable than advanced spy satellites, which China has plenty of. \nBut why would China be flying giant balloons near US airspace, if not for spying? It's not a threat or a political stunt, because it's just a useless balloon. Now balloons are commonly used for weather monitoring, but why would China care in the slightest about the weather in the US?\nCrazy idea: Geoengineering.\nClimate change is a huge crisis for humanity. Geoengineering is the idea of deliberately modifying the climate to reduce its temperature. We know that huge volcanic eruptions pour sulfur dioxide and other particles into the upper atmosphere that block sunlight, creating a cooling effect (that's volcanic winter, same principle as nuclear winter).\nGeoengineering could be a relatively cheap way to temporarily hold back global warming, but it's controversial because it could have unintended effects. The United Nations or other large intergovernmental bodies would never agree to it--there would just be endless arguments and squabbling. Who would pay for it? Who would be responsible for any unintended consequences?\nBut enter China. Authoritarian China is known for ramming ahead with vast infrastructure projects that only pay off long term, like the Three Gorges Dam or their huge High Speed Rail network. Xi Jinping himself studied as a chemical engineer. So it's a crazy idea, but what if Chinese leadership got worried about climate change? Sure they can invest in renewables and try to cut back on coal plants, but they need energy to modernize, so what if they decided to also secretly start tests with geoengineering to buy themselves (and us all) some time to hold back climate change?\nEnter the balloon. What if the \"weather research\" is actually a platform for distributing particles into the stratosphere in an attempt to induce cooling? A very similar balloon was spotted over Japan a few years ago. (link: Japan Times article) What if they've been secretly launching them at various places around the world, but they lost control of one balloon that just so happened to drift into US airspace? And if the US knows the balloon isn't useful for spying, but they figured out it came from China or a Chinese vessel, then China has to come up with some new excuse for what the balloon is for. So they say it's a \"civilian vessel\" for \"weather research\", but maybe it's actually an advanced test platform for upper atmosphere geoengineering... or maybe not.",
">\n\nDon't you think China should have maybe consulted the u.s. before floating an information gathering device into their airspace? This is still a violation of sovereignty. Whether their motivations are altruistic or not, you can't do that.",
">\n\nI'm not saying China is good or altruistic (because if they were, then yes they would have asked permission). I'm saying that it doesn't make sense for them to be flying spy balloons in the age of satellites, and it doesn't make sense for them to be flying weather balloons halfway around the world. What do they have to gain from this?",
">\n\nTheyre probably testing their version of Fu-Go Balloon Bomb.",
">\n\nAmericans whining about whatever the Chinese are up to will always be funny",
">\n\nWhy would it be funny if it literally is hanging over our country? How could this be a more valid concern? What the hell are you talking about?",
">\n\nThey’re 100% spying on us. We’re 100% spying on them. The performative histrionics are funny.",
">\n\nEven if this isn’t a “spy balloon”, how is it not a valid concern? A flagrant violation if sovereign airspace should be alarming to any country.",
">\n\nAnd we would never do such a thing, right?",
">\n\nAbsolutely nobody said that. If we did, China would have a valid concern. This hypothetical ’whataboutism’ is irrelevant to the facts.",
">\n\nNothing exposes American hypocrisy quite like reactions to Chinese belligerence. I never said it wasn’t a valid concern, just that the whining is funny. Because it is.",
">\n\nWhere have I seen that before? Oh wait a minute... Are we about to see a reverse U-2 incident lol.",
">\n\nYea…OK! 👌",
">\n\nNo big deal. Just like the “civilian Russian fishing trawlers” with lots of antennas that followed my ship around in the 80’s. Nothing to see here comrade.",
">\n\nChina going start giving us hurricane tracks now?",
">\n\nSure, Jan",
">\n\nWe could absolutely shoot it down/ tow it out to sea etc. , but that doesn’t serve the goal, which is to create a sense of fear or anger among the public. Having a general sense of having been attacked or at least being in danger will help to sell whatever the US plans next.",
">\n\n\ntow it out to sea \n\nYeah, we'll just send an SR-71 by with a tow hook.\n\nbut that doesn’t serve the goal, which is to create a sense of fear or anger among the public.\n\nNice of China to oblige them by sending a \"weather balloon\" over the Montana ICBM complex.",
">\n\nThey're trying to send money to the Biden Crime Family SHOOT IT DOWN",
">\n\nOf course it is...",
">\n\nLightning storms are dangerous out in the Plains",
">\n\nYeah right. At least that's what the current administration believes. WE know better.\nDare to have an American \"meteorological\" balloon over any area in China and see how quick it is shot down. Not to mention, trying to buy any parcel of land in China and see how far you get. They are not obsessed with DEI in their learning institutes, their military or in their country. Ask the Uyghurs.\nWhat's wrong with us? We cannot even defend an obvious intrusion into our air space by a known enemy. Soon, unless we get our shit together, it will be too late, and it won't take another two years.",
">\n\nAre you suggesting the CCP is right in their treatment of the Uyghurs?",
">\n\nAbsolutely not!",
">\n\nCOVID delivery bag",
">\n\nThen why is it flying over the USA? Why not fly it over China?",
">\n\nThey're trying to change our weather!!",
">\n\nWhat benefit does using a weather balloon give over using a satellite or something",
">\n\nSensors are not limited to optics. Some need to be physically close to whatever they intend to monitor.",
">\n\nSuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuure... /s",
">\n\nThe Americans have had their own balloons and called them airships at a similar height (maybe a little higher). \nThe Chinese have left it unsaid as it does not threaten anyone. \nIf the Americans shoot this down, their further airship plan (US)is no longer possible.",
">\n\nEin luftballon\nAuf ihrem Weg zum Horizont\nHeilt man fur Ufos aus dem All",
">\n\nI mean they have satellites if they really wanted to spy on the us they wouldn’t send a balloon",
">\n\nIs it not possible to introduce a tiny controlled leak into it?",
">\n\nSounds like the roswell story... Ufo theories incoming in 3...2...1",
">\n\n[X]",
">\n\nMhmm, sure it was a weather balloon. They couldn’t have just asked for that info? Or better, just googled that data? Pretty sure it’s public, extremely well tracked and meteorologists generally don’t keep secrets because, you know, it’s just the fucking weather.",
">\n\nAh, excellent, there is a 100% chance of Missile Fall projected in that area.",
">\n\nSure jan",
">\n\n\"Which is specifically why we didn't notify anyone that it was launched, where it was going to go, and what it was going to be doing ahead of time to avoid any international tensions.\"",
">\n\nThat is such bullshit",
">\n\nB to the S",
">\n\nIt's Tik Tok SPYING ON EVERYONE",
">\n\nOh sure, sure",
">\n\nThey need to take this balloon down so my chickens will start laying eggs again! - old man yelling at cloud",
">\n\nDam no one ever send me balloons",
">\n\n“Other”",
">\n\n\"alarabiya.net\" um, yeah, no",
">\n\nOh, bother",
">\n\nWhy don’t we send some of our own scientific equipment over Beijing and take some tasteful nudes of Winnie the Pooh",
">\n\nLet's send a few weather balloons to check their pollution levels.",
">\n\nSearch and study in your own skies!!! I don't believe anything they say",
">\n\ncough cough BULLSHIT cough cough",
">\n\nWhat a shitshow... Ccp backed one",
">\n\nCan we get Alan Eustace to sky dive onto it and take a selfie? I think most people would tune in to see that…",
">\n\nThat's total bullshit",
">\n\nCan we all collectively call bullshit?",
">\n\nWhy would they be interested in our weather anyway?",
">\n\nSend Canadian geese",
">\n\nThen why has it twice demonstrated the ability to change directions contrary to the wind.\nJust shoot it down already. If a US \"weather balloon\" went toward China, it'd be shot down well before they let it get into their airspace. Globally we need to stop being so tolerant of China's nonsense",
">\n\nWelp China said it so it must be true!!!",
">\n\ncall it what you want, I call it scraps.",
">\n\nSure bro, and tik tok is a social media app...",
">\n\nBalluna New Year!",
">\n\nTime to raise the 69th Balloon Regiment 🤣🤣",
">\n\nAlso China: lies",
">\n\nAlso China: lies",
">\n\nChosing not to shoot it down is a big time chinese humiliation on live stage as they probably expected the americans to shoot it down and make them look aggressive",
">\n\nYeah sounds about right. Need to know what the wind is like before tossing things over the pacific. Wouldn’t want to miss",
">\n\nI think the US should help these respectable efforts by sending their own “meteorological” balloon over China!",
">\n\nRomulan Commander Tomalak: Our cloaked probe is for……archaeological research",
">\n\nWhat did they do with our drone in 2016?",
">\n\nIf that were true they would have let the US know about them before they entered their airspace.",
">\n\nI actually believe them."
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"“Why is the telescope pointed down”\n“…”",
">\n\nBecause if it was pointed up, they’d just see the bottom of the balloon.",
">\n\nI think its time for the Canadians to send them some balloons in response\nStarted has the balloon wars!",
">\n\n99 luftballons",
">\n\nred ones",
">\n\nCall Goldfinger",
">\n\nWell, that is an old one. Wasn't that the reason given about why the U2 that was shot down over the USSR with Francis Gary Powers was flying that day?",
">\n\nAlso same reason USA gave for it balloon flights over USSR and PRC during cold war, when confronted about it. So they are just plain \"oldie but goodie\" excuse and also probably from China bit of \"we haven't forgotten, that you used to do this to us\".",
">\n\nWhy would we believe anything they say?",
">\n\nIt makes sense, doesn't it?\nLike who believes China would send a huge white balloon into the sky for everyone to see with the bare eye and use it for spying purpose? They have satellites to do that secretly. And the USA could take down the balloon any time they want. They simply chose not to do it.\nAnother cheap spying option, like we have seen from Russia since the invasion in Ukraine started: There have been small drone sightings near military installations and military training grounds in Europe. In Norway they even caught operators.\nNo one would use a huge white balloon in the sky. That's something for a Monty Python movie.",
">\n\nIt's also 80000 to 100000.. feet up very not visible to the naked eye. It is visible to radar, but the jet stream hasn't changed much at all over the last month, they knew where it was heading.\n(our passenger jets fly about 36000 feet and are barely visible at cruising altitude)",
">\n\nIt’s currently at 64,200 feet. I’ve seen it as high as 67,000 on the Flightradar24 app. Passenger planes I’ve seen cruising anywhere between 35-45,000 feet.",
">\n\nI mentioned my source in my post, Flightradar24 app.",
">\n\nCould you provide I link, I highly doubt that this balloon has a transponder, are you sure you're not looking at something from project loon?",
">\n\n~~flightradar24.com/***~~\n~~It's the #1 tracked thing in the world atm via MLAT though.~~\nedit: Due to the reply, I'm not sure and removed the probably wrong link.",
">\n\nWhat a maroon … I bamboozled myself, lol. Appreciate your mythbusting on me.",
">\n\nExplained after they got caught?",
">\n\nI can't believe that thing is still in the air.",
">\n\nNormal citizens have no capability to take it down.",
">\n\nTrue, not normally. It seems there would be the type of people out there to figure out a way to do it. Perhaps not normal, but still civilians (non-official, non-police, non-military).",
">\n\nThe only civilians that could do it are Bezos or Musk, for obvious reasons. You must not comprehend just how high that is.",
">\n\n¯\\_(ツ)_/¯ Maybe. Or a not-so-regular macgyver. Perhaps a Felix Baumgartner type only with a different mindset.",
">\n\nNWS has there own balloons and the NWS doesn’t have balloons that big in the atmosphere. Plus the NWS balloons don’t go halfway around the world.",
">\n\nAlso I have a feeling NWS doesn’t keep the data they collect a big secret and they could have easily got data from them if they just asked, or looked it up online…",
">\n\nBut then the data would be in english, and I guess they probly wanted the data in Chinese.",
">\n\nIf they’re being honest they would allow the US to down and it analyze its contents.",
">\n\nI mean it's in US airspace isn't it? Why wasn't it already shot down? God knows what the Chinese are up to\nWill there be diplomatic issues if US shoots it down?",
">\n\nI think the only reason is they don't want to threaten the lives of the people below if it turns out to be a bomb or something.",
">\n\nAlready in the first reports about this balloon, it was stated falling debris is too dangerous, so it's not taken down.\nYou don't need a bomb, a pebble is dangerous from that height.",
">\n\nOk so let’s hit you with a pebble traveling at terminal so we can check the validity of their argument.",
">\n\nSure, it'd probably hurt a little but I'd be fine.\nFor reference a 1cm hailstone has a terminal velocity of only a bit over 15 miles per hour.\nThere's a reason golfball sized hailstorms aren't mass casualty events",
">\n\nAnd if all the components on the instruments and solar panels were made of ice you’d almost have a point!",
">\n\nAre you under the impression things made of ice have a lower terminal velocity than everything else?...\nAlso, weren't we talking about pebbles?",
">\n\nYou realize we don't live in a vacuum, right? Terminal velocity is affected by drag, which is in turn affected by an object's density. You conveniently picked ice, which has an extremely low density, and thus lower drag. \nThe original comment you're contesting with tErMiNaL vEloCiTy! is\n\nAlready in the first reports about this balloon, it was stated falling debris is too dangerous, so it's not taken down.\n\nThe basis of your argument is effectively \"well ice falling out of the sky doesn't hurt anyone, so fragments of metal won't either!\" You know your argument sucks, so you're honing in on semantics of \"how big is the pebble\" and \"what about ice!\", knowing full well that metal debris falling from 60K feet can absolutely hurt someone.\nFurthermore, we can't control the weather (generally speaking), so the tolerance for hail falling on us that is caused by natural weather patterns is dramatically higher than the government having an F-22 slap a giant balloon carrying metal components with an AIM-120 and cause the aftermath to fall all over your property.",
">\n\nI think a lot of folks are thinking that this is a spy balloon but the Chinese are saying it’s a weather balloon. I think that is obviously a very real possibility here. Just one question:\nWhat are the advantages of a balloon over a satellite? Satellites are certainly further away (duh) but with the cameras they have, they can pert near take a picture of a flea on a dog’s ass. Seeing as how china probably already has spy satellites flying over the US without incident, how detailed do they need the images to be that they’d be willing to risk the international kerfuffle?",
">\n\nI call bullshit. You do realize they are controlling its flight path dont you??? This thing has had a non-wind generated flight path. A satellita cannot stay on top of a land area for any length of time due to earth rotation and satellite geo-spatial alignment. They are video taping movement over nuclear silos and miltary bases in Montana.. China is gas lighting us. This is absolute spying. China would have told our govt .. Hey, we have a weather balloon flying over your air space please dont shoot it down.. But no they didnt.. If our govt doesnt shoot this thing down when it can safely and take control of it our govt is now China's bitch..",
">\n\n?\nA GEO satellite can stay over a fixed point for as long as it wants (has power and communications)",
">\n\nYes geo-stationary can.. But lets think about this. Check all that have them.. China, Japan, Russia, US, UK have geo sats maybe a few others.. We all have some data on things... Lower atmosphere surveillance has its advantages, just like what we do for terrorism with planes and drones, but China cant do that over the US on a whim, but if its a \"weather balloon\" gone amuck.. Well all is just fine.and it just so happens to be over US areas they have bought properties in... Weather Satellites that are open source use for many countries can give them all they need for \"weather\".",
">\n\nOh and it has been proven they are controlling it and its moving east now.",
">\n\nOk 3 things\n1) if it is for weather purposes why would it be in a country other than your own\n2) as a weather device you would assume it had a GPS to verify location and weather data to help with whatever bs study they claim\n3) if it was lost why didn’t they say anything or do anything in the thousands of miles it to reach the US coastline. \nThis is obviously not a weather ballon and it’s a stupid excuse to use when you get caught.",
">\n\n\n\nUnderstanding the weather of your adversaries allows you to make better guesses as to things like crop yields. This could allow you to put compete them in the global markets. \n\n\nUh sure?\n\n\nWhy bother? They don't care about our well-being. \n\n\nIt's probably sensing a whole lot more than the weather, so I think this is a \"half\" lie by them. \n\"Sure it's a weather balloon. Also 10 other things but yeah, weather.\"",
">\n\nMy point is that there lie makes no sense at all. It’s a half assed lie, just like every other lie the Chinese make.",
">\n\nIt makes a lot of sense if you understand that China is a dictatorship.",
">\n\nWhy was it flying over a Montana missle base?",
">\n\nJust shoot it down already. It has no business being up there. If it was purely for scientific research they could have just asked.",
">\n\nriiiiight... and those islands you built in the South China Sea weren't for military uses...",
">\n\nYet if it was a US baloon over China they'd be screaming bloody murder well into 2057.",
">\n\nIf it was a balloon over China they would have televised shooting it down without a second's hesitation.",
">\n\nDisregarding anyone below it too.",
">\n\nScientific reason or not. Get it shot down and destroyed.",
">\n\nOh yeah. They just needed to know what the weather was like over the US and they forgot to pay the cable bill so they can't turn on The Weather Channel.",
">\n\nLet’s say it is meteorological why does china need more accurate information on air currents from Chinese mainland to U.S. the only thing I can think of is they are evaluating the amount of radiation that would head their way from a nuclear exchange. Do they know something we don’t? I doubt they would nuke us but maybe putin shared something in confidence with them.",
">\n\nIn that case they would be more worried about radiation coming from Russia after US retaliates",
">\n\nCan’t we just shoot it down with those Jewish space lasers?",
">\n\nThis is probably a stupid question…but is there a way for the US to capture and study tech attached to the balloon to see if China’s reasoning are true or not? It being in the US’s airspace makes it fair game, no?",
">\n\nCan we do balloon wars instead of betacuck Russia-style wars from now on?",
">\n\nThey probably should have asked for permission if that were true.",
">\n\nSure, espionage is part of political science",
">\n\nit's not but okay",
">\n\nThose Nuclear densiometers in the balloon are for weather surveillance",
">\n\nBring that fucker down over the ocean and we’ll just see about that.",
">\n\nWho really believes the CCP?",
">\n\nThey could be telling the truth. Assuming that they're lying is just another form of trust. You trust that they're lying to you.",
">\n\nThey are not telling the truth",
">\n\nI'm not saying they are. I don't have any reason to believe them.\nBut do you have any evidence they're lying?",
">\n\nIt wasn't a weather balloon",
">\n\nHave we found out what it is yet?",
">\n\nDid you read the story? I am guessing not",
">\n\nNo. I'm waiting for a decent quality report on it. A day or two I assume.",
">\n\nSo why was there no “heads up U.S. and Canada we lost our balloon”?",
">\n\nOf course it is, what else could it be, right?\nAnd that Russian boat off the cost of the US a few weeks ago was just studying marine animals.",
">\n\nEasy way for them to drop the seeds of invasive plants across the country.",
">\n\n100% looking at the effects of the Tonga volcano... they (China) have been in a severe drought ever since that thing blew and it's well know that volcanos change the climate temporarily due to stratospheric changes.\nVolcanos emit actual tons of sulfur dioxide that turn into sulfuric acid in the stratosphere. These microscopic droplets actually reflect radiation from the sun back into space and this loss of energy produces weather patterns changes that are poorly understood... this is where the term volcanic winter comes from. Volcanos that produce significant sulfur dioxide releases can cause temporary global cooling due to this sulfuric acid \"shield\" for 2-5 years post eruption. \n1815 saw the eruption of Mt. Tambora that was responsible for the global cooling event known as \"the year without summer.\" \nThen there's the water droplets at all levels of the atmosphere that don't usually contain water... the polar regions have seen an explosion in very rare and very colorful polar stratospheric clouds. These are the most colorful clouds known and only show up a few days on a normal year... They have been a daily occurrence for the last few weeks... so there's definitely a lot of extra moisture in the stratosphere and or other abnormal conditions producing this rare phenomenon. \nBasically the big Earth pimple yeeted actual tons of all sorts of things into low level orbit and the Chinese are probably trying to figure out how to make it rain in China again.",
">\n\nDid you type this as you did your research ? Was this something you already knew? Are you into volcanoes? Are you a meteorologist? \nI have so many questions",
">\n\nVeteran storm chaser and disaster enthusiast.\nI basically keep an eye on most of the possible major natural disaster scenarios like the sun, geological activity, and general atmospheric conditions that might impact the continental US.\nI've been keeping an eye out for Tonga info since it happened and saw the Polar Stratospheric Clouds on Spaceweather.com which I check daily for current space weather conditions. They pretty much keep me updated on everything going on above the \"normal\" weather. \nHonestly it is pretty wild how far my fascination with Texas severe weather has taken me... but even the major solar flares can enhance severe weather days so I keep an eye on it all.",
">\n\nSo then they should have zero issues with us shooting it down..",
">\n\nBlow that fucker out of the sky",
">\n\nI'd say bring it down in one piece so you can study it, and potentially embarrass China further.",
">\n\nBullshit! Above all else China is known for its lies.",
">\n\nThat would be easy to verify: just show us the datastream that comes from its sensors.",
">\n\nI'm pretty sure we're already monitoring that.",
">\n\nThat's the media story. I wonder what the real story is? Can't tell until the electronics are investigated...",
">\n\nsure it is.",
">\n\nBut seriously, has anybody seen any launch codes…",
">\n\nYou left out the part where that's according to China. That's what china said they are. \nChina lies. Like all the time.",
">\n\nChina's govt are nothing but liars",
">\n\nI don't believe that shit. If it is for scientific research it would not be in US airspace.",
">\n\nEveryday, meteorologists around the world release thousands of weather balloons to gather data on the atmosphere. They have no control over where it goes.\nMaybe the smart money is to bet that the U.S. military accurately identified the object and truthfully communicated their conclusions to the public. But sometimes big government institutions make mistakes (gasp, shock!), sometimes they lie for political purposes (no way!), and sometimes they lie as part of the intricate game of espionage and geopolitics (how could they?!).\nWhile it's totally plausible this was some PRC intelligence kit, it's also totally plausible that it turns out to be something dumb like scientists in B.C. surveying wildlife populations and that the military's kneejerk reaction was tainted by growing concerns of a future US/China conflict.",
">\n\nNever trust anything the Chinese government says. It lacks transparency.the Chinese government has yet to admit to it's numerous han rights violations.",
">\n\nThat's low key a good idea",
">\n\nWell the US could and should shoot it down as it is in their airspace and it is unauthorized to be flying there, and tear the fucker apart and see what those cunts really are up to.",
">\n\nThat’s what China expects and wants us to do. It could contain bioweapons.",
">\n\nWant to bet the tinfoil folks will not report this?",
">\n\nDo you think China would be ok if a U.S. weather balloon just happened to be loitering over China for a few days?",
">\n\nUgh, it's a weather balloon. I'm sure that your tin foil may be on too tight, but perspective helps.",
">\n\nYep, the pentagon routinely considers shooting down weather balloons all the time. It just so happens to be in a stable jet stream over our ICBM bases. Nothing to see here. Shoot it down when it gets to a safe space to confirm. I’m certain that the CCP would be ok with us sending a weather balloon with monitoring equipment over China.",
">\n\nThe US chose not to shoot it down specifically because they don't fear it as a surveillance platform. A giant balloon is less stealthy and less capable than advanced spy satellites, which China has plenty of. \nBut why would China be flying giant balloons near US airspace, if not for spying? It's not a threat or a political stunt, because it's just a useless balloon. Now balloons are commonly used for weather monitoring, but why would China care in the slightest about the weather in the US?\nCrazy idea: Geoengineering.\nClimate change is a huge crisis for humanity. Geoengineering is the idea of deliberately modifying the climate to reduce its temperature. We know that huge volcanic eruptions pour sulfur dioxide and other particles into the upper atmosphere that block sunlight, creating a cooling effect (that's volcanic winter, same principle as nuclear winter).\nGeoengineering could be a relatively cheap way to temporarily hold back global warming, but it's controversial because it could have unintended effects. The United Nations or other large intergovernmental bodies would never agree to it--there would just be endless arguments and squabbling. Who would pay for it? Who would be responsible for any unintended consequences?\nBut enter China. Authoritarian China is known for ramming ahead with vast infrastructure projects that only pay off long term, like the Three Gorges Dam or their huge High Speed Rail network. Xi Jinping himself studied as a chemical engineer. So it's a crazy idea, but what if Chinese leadership got worried about climate change? Sure they can invest in renewables and try to cut back on coal plants, but they need energy to modernize, so what if they decided to also secretly start tests with geoengineering to buy themselves (and us all) some time to hold back climate change?\nEnter the balloon. What if the \"weather research\" is actually a platform for distributing particles into the stratosphere in an attempt to induce cooling? A very similar balloon was spotted over Japan a few years ago. (link: Japan Times article) What if they've been secretly launching them at various places around the world, but they lost control of one balloon that just so happened to drift into US airspace? And if the US knows the balloon isn't useful for spying, but they figured out it came from China or a Chinese vessel, then China has to come up with some new excuse for what the balloon is for. So they say it's a \"civilian vessel\" for \"weather research\", but maybe it's actually an advanced test platform for upper atmosphere geoengineering... or maybe not.",
">\n\nDon't you think China should have maybe consulted the u.s. before floating an information gathering device into their airspace? This is still a violation of sovereignty. Whether their motivations are altruistic or not, you can't do that.",
">\n\nI'm not saying China is good or altruistic (because if they were, then yes they would have asked permission). I'm saying that it doesn't make sense for them to be flying spy balloons in the age of satellites, and it doesn't make sense for them to be flying weather balloons halfway around the world. What do they have to gain from this?",
">\n\nTheyre probably testing their version of Fu-Go Balloon Bomb.",
">\n\nAmericans whining about whatever the Chinese are up to will always be funny",
">\n\nWhy would it be funny if it literally is hanging over our country? How could this be a more valid concern? What the hell are you talking about?",
">\n\nThey’re 100% spying on us. We’re 100% spying on them. The performative histrionics are funny.",
">\n\nEven if this isn’t a “spy balloon”, how is it not a valid concern? A flagrant violation if sovereign airspace should be alarming to any country.",
">\n\nAnd we would never do such a thing, right?",
">\n\nAbsolutely nobody said that. If we did, China would have a valid concern. This hypothetical ’whataboutism’ is irrelevant to the facts.",
">\n\nNothing exposes American hypocrisy quite like reactions to Chinese belligerence. I never said it wasn’t a valid concern, just that the whining is funny. Because it is.",
">\n\nWhere have I seen that before? Oh wait a minute... Are we about to see a reverse U-2 incident lol.",
">\n\nYea…OK! 👌",
">\n\nNo big deal. Just like the “civilian Russian fishing trawlers” with lots of antennas that followed my ship around in the 80’s. Nothing to see here comrade.",
">\n\nChina going start giving us hurricane tracks now?",
">\n\nSure, Jan",
">\n\nWe could absolutely shoot it down/ tow it out to sea etc. , but that doesn’t serve the goal, which is to create a sense of fear or anger among the public. Having a general sense of having been attacked or at least being in danger will help to sell whatever the US plans next.",
">\n\n\ntow it out to sea \n\nYeah, we'll just send an SR-71 by with a tow hook.\n\nbut that doesn’t serve the goal, which is to create a sense of fear or anger among the public.\n\nNice of China to oblige them by sending a \"weather balloon\" over the Montana ICBM complex.",
">\n\nThey're trying to send money to the Biden Crime Family SHOOT IT DOWN",
">\n\nOf course it is...",
">\n\nLightning storms are dangerous out in the Plains",
">\n\nYeah right. At least that's what the current administration believes. WE know better.\nDare to have an American \"meteorological\" balloon over any area in China and see how quick it is shot down. Not to mention, trying to buy any parcel of land in China and see how far you get. They are not obsessed with DEI in their learning institutes, their military or in their country. Ask the Uyghurs.\nWhat's wrong with us? We cannot even defend an obvious intrusion into our air space by a known enemy. Soon, unless we get our shit together, it will be too late, and it won't take another two years.",
">\n\nAre you suggesting the CCP is right in their treatment of the Uyghurs?",
">\n\nAbsolutely not!",
">\n\nCOVID delivery bag",
">\n\nThen why is it flying over the USA? Why not fly it over China?",
">\n\nThey're trying to change our weather!!",
">\n\nWhat benefit does using a weather balloon give over using a satellite or something",
">\n\nSensors are not limited to optics. Some need to be physically close to whatever they intend to monitor.",
">\n\nSuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuure... /s",
">\n\nThe Americans have had their own balloons and called them airships at a similar height (maybe a little higher). \nThe Chinese have left it unsaid as it does not threaten anyone. \nIf the Americans shoot this down, their further airship plan (US)is no longer possible.",
">\n\nEin luftballon\nAuf ihrem Weg zum Horizont\nHeilt man fur Ufos aus dem All",
">\n\nI mean they have satellites if they really wanted to spy on the us they wouldn’t send a balloon",
">\n\nIs it not possible to introduce a tiny controlled leak into it?",
">\n\nSounds like the roswell story... Ufo theories incoming in 3...2...1",
">\n\n[X]",
">\n\nMhmm, sure it was a weather balloon. They couldn’t have just asked for that info? Or better, just googled that data? Pretty sure it’s public, extremely well tracked and meteorologists generally don’t keep secrets because, you know, it’s just the fucking weather.",
">\n\nAh, excellent, there is a 100% chance of Missile Fall projected in that area.",
">\n\nSure jan",
">\n\n\"Which is specifically why we didn't notify anyone that it was launched, where it was going to go, and what it was going to be doing ahead of time to avoid any international tensions.\"",
">\n\nThat is such bullshit",
">\n\nB to the S",
">\n\nIt's Tik Tok SPYING ON EVERYONE",
">\n\nOh sure, sure",
">\n\nThey need to take this balloon down so my chickens will start laying eggs again! - old man yelling at cloud",
">\n\nDam no one ever send me balloons",
">\n\n“Other”",
">\n\n\"alarabiya.net\" um, yeah, no",
">\n\nOh, bother",
">\n\nWhy don’t we send some of our own scientific equipment over Beijing and take some tasteful nudes of Winnie the Pooh",
">\n\nLet's send a few weather balloons to check their pollution levels.",
">\n\nSearch and study in your own skies!!! I don't believe anything they say",
">\n\ncough cough BULLSHIT cough cough",
">\n\nWhat a shitshow... Ccp backed one",
">\n\nCan we get Alan Eustace to sky dive onto it and take a selfie? I think most people would tune in to see that…",
">\n\nThat's total bullshit",
">\n\nCan we all collectively call bullshit?",
">\n\nWhy would they be interested in our weather anyway?",
">\n\nSend Canadian geese",
">\n\nThen why has it twice demonstrated the ability to change directions contrary to the wind.\nJust shoot it down already. If a US \"weather balloon\" went toward China, it'd be shot down well before they let it get into their airspace. Globally we need to stop being so tolerant of China's nonsense",
">\n\nWelp China said it so it must be true!!!",
">\n\ncall it what you want, I call it scraps.",
">\n\nSure bro, and tik tok is a social media app...",
">\n\nBalluna New Year!",
">\n\nTime to raise the 69th Balloon Regiment 🤣🤣",
">\n\nAlso China: lies",
">\n\nAlso China: lies",
">\n\nChosing not to shoot it down is a big time chinese humiliation on live stage as they probably expected the americans to shoot it down and make them look aggressive",
">\n\nYeah sounds about right. Need to know what the wind is like before tossing things over the pacific. Wouldn’t want to miss",
">\n\nI think the US should help these respectable efforts by sending their own “meteorological” balloon over China!",
">\n\nRomulan Commander Tomalak: Our cloaked probe is for……archaeological research",
">\n\nWhat did they do with our drone in 2016?",
">\n\nIf that were true they would have let the US know about them before they entered their airspace.",
">\n\nI actually believe them.",
">\n\nMy years playing Mario Kart in Battle Mode has prepared me for this moment. Put me in Coach"
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"“Why is the telescope pointed down”\n“…”",
">\n\nBecause if it was pointed up, they’d just see the bottom of the balloon.",
">\n\nI think its time for the Canadians to send them some balloons in response\nStarted has the balloon wars!",
">\n\n99 luftballons",
">\n\nred ones",
">\n\nCall Goldfinger",
">\n\nWell, that is an old one. Wasn't that the reason given about why the U2 that was shot down over the USSR with Francis Gary Powers was flying that day?",
">\n\nAlso same reason USA gave for it balloon flights over USSR and PRC during cold war, when confronted about it. So they are just plain \"oldie but goodie\" excuse and also probably from China bit of \"we haven't forgotten, that you used to do this to us\".",
">\n\nWhy would we believe anything they say?",
">\n\nIt makes sense, doesn't it?\nLike who believes China would send a huge white balloon into the sky for everyone to see with the bare eye and use it for spying purpose? They have satellites to do that secretly. And the USA could take down the balloon any time they want. They simply chose not to do it.\nAnother cheap spying option, like we have seen from Russia since the invasion in Ukraine started: There have been small drone sightings near military installations and military training grounds in Europe. In Norway they even caught operators.\nNo one would use a huge white balloon in the sky. That's something for a Monty Python movie.",
">\n\nIt's also 80000 to 100000.. feet up very not visible to the naked eye. It is visible to radar, but the jet stream hasn't changed much at all over the last month, they knew where it was heading.\n(our passenger jets fly about 36000 feet and are barely visible at cruising altitude)",
">\n\nIt’s currently at 64,200 feet. I’ve seen it as high as 67,000 on the Flightradar24 app. Passenger planes I’ve seen cruising anywhere between 35-45,000 feet.",
">\n\nI mentioned my source in my post, Flightradar24 app.",
">\n\nCould you provide I link, I highly doubt that this balloon has a transponder, are you sure you're not looking at something from project loon?",
">\n\n~~flightradar24.com/***~~\n~~It's the #1 tracked thing in the world atm via MLAT though.~~\nedit: Due to the reply, I'm not sure and removed the probably wrong link.",
">\n\nWhat a maroon … I bamboozled myself, lol. Appreciate your mythbusting on me.",
">\n\nExplained after they got caught?",
">\n\nI can't believe that thing is still in the air.",
">\n\nNormal citizens have no capability to take it down.",
">\n\nTrue, not normally. It seems there would be the type of people out there to figure out a way to do it. Perhaps not normal, but still civilians (non-official, non-police, non-military).",
">\n\nThe only civilians that could do it are Bezos or Musk, for obvious reasons. You must not comprehend just how high that is.",
">\n\n¯\\_(ツ)_/¯ Maybe. Or a not-so-regular macgyver. Perhaps a Felix Baumgartner type only with a different mindset.",
">\n\nNWS has there own balloons and the NWS doesn’t have balloons that big in the atmosphere. Plus the NWS balloons don’t go halfway around the world.",
">\n\nAlso I have a feeling NWS doesn’t keep the data they collect a big secret and they could have easily got data from them if they just asked, or looked it up online…",
">\n\nBut then the data would be in english, and I guess they probly wanted the data in Chinese.",
">\n\nIf they’re being honest they would allow the US to down and it analyze its contents.",
">\n\nI mean it's in US airspace isn't it? Why wasn't it already shot down? God knows what the Chinese are up to\nWill there be diplomatic issues if US shoots it down?",
">\n\nI think the only reason is they don't want to threaten the lives of the people below if it turns out to be a bomb or something.",
">\n\nAlready in the first reports about this balloon, it was stated falling debris is too dangerous, so it's not taken down.\nYou don't need a bomb, a pebble is dangerous from that height.",
">\n\nOk so let’s hit you with a pebble traveling at terminal so we can check the validity of their argument.",
">\n\nSure, it'd probably hurt a little but I'd be fine.\nFor reference a 1cm hailstone has a terminal velocity of only a bit over 15 miles per hour.\nThere's a reason golfball sized hailstorms aren't mass casualty events",
">\n\nAnd if all the components on the instruments and solar panels were made of ice you’d almost have a point!",
">\n\nAre you under the impression things made of ice have a lower terminal velocity than everything else?...\nAlso, weren't we talking about pebbles?",
">\n\nYou realize we don't live in a vacuum, right? Terminal velocity is affected by drag, which is in turn affected by an object's density. You conveniently picked ice, which has an extremely low density, and thus lower drag. \nThe original comment you're contesting with tErMiNaL vEloCiTy! is\n\nAlready in the first reports about this balloon, it was stated falling debris is too dangerous, so it's not taken down.\n\nThe basis of your argument is effectively \"well ice falling out of the sky doesn't hurt anyone, so fragments of metal won't either!\" You know your argument sucks, so you're honing in on semantics of \"how big is the pebble\" and \"what about ice!\", knowing full well that metal debris falling from 60K feet can absolutely hurt someone.\nFurthermore, we can't control the weather (generally speaking), so the tolerance for hail falling on us that is caused by natural weather patterns is dramatically higher than the government having an F-22 slap a giant balloon carrying metal components with an AIM-120 and cause the aftermath to fall all over your property.",
">\n\nI think a lot of folks are thinking that this is a spy balloon but the Chinese are saying it’s a weather balloon. I think that is obviously a very real possibility here. Just one question:\nWhat are the advantages of a balloon over a satellite? Satellites are certainly further away (duh) but with the cameras they have, they can pert near take a picture of a flea on a dog’s ass. Seeing as how china probably already has spy satellites flying over the US without incident, how detailed do they need the images to be that they’d be willing to risk the international kerfuffle?",
">\n\nI call bullshit. You do realize they are controlling its flight path dont you??? This thing has had a non-wind generated flight path. A satellita cannot stay on top of a land area for any length of time due to earth rotation and satellite geo-spatial alignment. They are video taping movement over nuclear silos and miltary bases in Montana.. China is gas lighting us. This is absolute spying. China would have told our govt .. Hey, we have a weather balloon flying over your air space please dont shoot it down.. But no they didnt.. If our govt doesnt shoot this thing down when it can safely and take control of it our govt is now China's bitch..",
">\n\n?\nA GEO satellite can stay over a fixed point for as long as it wants (has power and communications)",
">\n\nYes geo-stationary can.. But lets think about this. Check all that have them.. China, Japan, Russia, US, UK have geo sats maybe a few others.. We all have some data on things... Lower atmosphere surveillance has its advantages, just like what we do for terrorism with planes and drones, but China cant do that over the US on a whim, but if its a \"weather balloon\" gone amuck.. Well all is just fine.and it just so happens to be over US areas they have bought properties in... Weather Satellites that are open source use for many countries can give them all they need for \"weather\".",
">\n\nOh and it has been proven they are controlling it and its moving east now.",
">\n\nOk 3 things\n1) if it is for weather purposes why would it be in a country other than your own\n2) as a weather device you would assume it had a GPS to verify location and weather data to help with whatever bs study they claim\n3) if it was lost why didn’t they say anything or do anything in the thousands of miles it to reach the US coastline. \nThis is obviously not a weather ballon and it’s a stupid excuse to use when you get caught.",
">\n\n\n\nUnderstanding the weather of your adversaries allows you to make better guesses as to things like crop yields. This could allow you to put compete them in the global markets. \n\n\nUh sure?\n\n\nWhy bother? They don't care about our well-being. \n\n\nIt's probably sensing a whole lot more than the weather, so I think this is a \"half\" lie by them. \n\"Sure it's a weather balloon. Also 10 other things but yeah, weather.\"",
">\n\nMy point is that there lie makes no sense at all. It’s a half assed lie, just like every other lie the Chinese make.",
">\n\nIt makes a lot of sense if you understand that China is a dictatorship.",
">\n\nWhy was it flying over a Montana missle base?",
">\n\nJust shoot it down already. It has no business being up there. If it was purely for scientific research they could have just asked.",
">\n\nriiiiight... and those islands you built in the South China Sea weren't for military uses...",
">\n\nYet if it was a US baloon over China they'd be screaming bloody murder well into 2057.",
">\n\nIf it was a balloon over China they would have televised shooting it down without a second's hesitation.",
">\n\nDisregarding anyone below it too.",
">\n\nScientific reason or not. Get it shot down and destroyed.",
">\n\nOh yeah. They just needed to know what the weather was like over the US and they forgot to pay the cable bill so they can't turn on The Weather Channel.",
">\n\nLet’s say it is meteorological why does china need more accurate information on air currents from Chinese mainland to U.S. the only thing I can think of is they are evaluating the amount of radiation that would head their way from a nuclear exchange. Do they know something we don’t? I doubt they would nuke us but maybe putin shared something in confidence with them.",
">\n\nIn that case they would be more worried about radiation coming from Russia after US retaliates",
">\n\nCan’t we just shoot it down with those Jewish space lasers?",
">\n\nThis is probably a stupid question…but is there a way for the US to capture and study tech attached to the balloon to see if China’s reasoning are true or not? It being in the US’s airspace makes it fair game, no?",
">\n\nCan we do balloon wars instead of betacuck Russia-style wars from now on?",
">\n\nThey probably should have asked for permission if that were true.",
">\n\nSure, espionage is part of political science",
">\n\nit's not but okay",
">\n\nThose Nuclear densiometers in the balloon are for weather surveillance",
">\n\nBring that fucker down over the ocean and we’ll just see about that.",
">\n\nWho really believes the CCP?",
">\n\nThey could be telling the truth. Assuming that they're lying is just another form of trust. You trust that they're lying to you.",
">\n\nThey are not telling the truth",
">\n\nI'm not saying they are. I don't have any reason to believe them.\nBut do you have any evidence they're lying?",
">\n\nIt wasn't a weather balloon",
">\n\nHave we found out what it is yet?",
">\n\nDid you read the story? I am guessing not",
">\n\nNo. I'm waiting for a decent quality report on it. A day or two I assume.",
">\n\nSo why was there no “heads up U.S. and Canada we lost our balloon”?",
">\n\nOf course it is, what else could it be, right?\nAnd that Russian boat off the cost of the US a few weeks ago was just studying marine animals.",
">\n\nEasy way for them to drop the seeds of invasive plants across the country.",
">\n\n100% looking at the effects of the Tonga volcano... they (China) have been in a severe drought ever since that thing blew and it's well know that volcanos change the climate temporarily due to stratospheric changes.\nVolcanos emit actual tons of sulfur dioxide that turn into sulfuric acid in the stratosphere. These microscopic droplets actually reflect radiation from the sun back into space and this loss of energy produces weather patterns changes that are poorly understood... this is where the term volcanic winter comes from. Volcanos that produce significant sulfur dioxide releases can cause temporary global cooling due to this sulfuric acid \"shield\" for 2-5 years post eruption. \n1815 saw the eruption of Mt. Tambora that was responsible for the global cooling event known as \"the year without summer.\" \nThen there's the water droplets at all levels of the atmosphere that don't usually contain water... the polar regions have seen an explosion in very rare and very colorful polar stratospheric clouds. These are the most colorful clouds known and only show up a few days on a normal year... They have been a daily occurrence for the last few weeks... so there's definitely a lot of extra moisture in the stratosphere and or other abnormal conditions producing this rare phenomenon. \nBasically the big Earth pimple yeeted actual tons of all sorts of things into low level orbit and the Chinese are probably trying to figure out how to make it rain in China again.",
">\n\nDid you type this as you did your research ? Was this something you already knew? Are you into volcanoes? Are you a meteorologist? \nI have so many questions",
">\n\nVeteran storm chaser and disaster enthusiast.\nI basically keep an eye on most of the possible major natural disaster scenarios like the sun, geological activity, and general atmospheric conditions that might impact the continental US.\nI've been keeping an eye out for Tonga info since it happened and saw the Polar Stratospheric Clouds on Spaceweather.com which I check daily for current space weather conditions. They pretty much keep me updated on everything going on above the \"normal\" weather. \nHonestly it is pretty wild how far my fascination with Texas severe weather has taken me... but even the major solar flares can enhance severe weather days so I keep an eye on it all.",
">\n\nSo then they should have zero issues with us shooting it down..",
">\n\nBlow that fucker out of the sky",
">\n\nI'd say bring it down in one piece so you can study it, and potentially embarrass China further.",
">\n\nBullshit! Above all else China is known for its lies.",
">\n\nThat would be easy to verify: just show us the datastream that comes from its sensors.",
">\n\nI'm pretty sure we're already monitoring that.",
">\n\nThat's the media story. I wonder what the real story is? Can't tell until the electronics are investigated...",
">\n\nsure it is.",
">\n\nBut seriously, has anybody seen any launch codes…",
">\n\nYou left out the part where that's according to China. That's what china said they are. \nChina lies. Like all the time.",
">\n\nChina's govt are nothing but liars",
">\n\nI don't believe that shit. If it is for scientific research it would not be in US airspace.",
">\n\nEveryday, meteorologists around the world release thousands of weather balloons to gather data on the atmosphere. They have no control over where it goes.\nMaybe the smart money is to bet that the U.S. military accurately identified the object and truthfully communicated their conclusions to the public. But sometimes big government institutions make mistakes (gasp, shock!), sometimes they lie for political purposes (no way!), and sometimes they lie as part of the intricate game of espionage and geopolitics (how could they?!).\nWhile it's totally plausible this was some PRC intelligence kit, it's also totally plausible that it turns out to be something dumb like scientists in B.C. surveying wildlife populations and that the military's kneejerk reaction was tainted by growing concerns of a future US/China conflict.",
">\n\nNever trust anything the Chinese government says. It lacks transparency.the Chinese government has yet to admit to it's numerous han rights violations.",
">\n\nThat's low key a good idea",
">\n\nWell the US could and should shoot it down as it is in their airspace and it is unauthorized to be flying there, and tear the fucker apart and see what those cunts really are up to.",
">\n\nThat’s what China expects and wants us to do. It could contain bioweapons.",
">\n\nWant to bet the tinfoil folks will not report this?",
">\n\nDo you think China would be ok if a U.S. weather balloon just happened to be loitering over China for a few days?",
">\n\nUgh, it's a weather balloon. I'm sure that your tin foil may be on too tight, but perspective helps.",
">\n\nYep, the pentagon routinely considers shooting down weather balloons all the time. It just so happens to be in a stable jet stream over our ICBM bases. Nothing to see here. Shoot it down when it gets to a safe space to confirm. I’m certain that the CCP would be ok with us sending a weather balloon with monitoring equipment over China.",
">\n\nThe US chose not to shoot it down specifically because they don't fear it as a surveillance platform. A giant balloon is less stealthy and less capable than advanced spy satellites, which China has plenty of. \nBut why would China be flying giant balloons near US airspace, if not for spying? It's not a threat or a political stunt, because it's just a useless balloon. Now balloons are commonly used for weather monitoring, but why would China care in the slightest about the weather in the US?\nCrazy idea: Geoengineering.\nClimate change is a huge crisis for humanity. Geoengineering is the idea of deliberately modifying the climate to reduce its temperature. We know that huge volcanic eruptions pour sulfur dioxide and other particles into the upper atmosphere that block sunlight, creating a cooling effect (that's volcanic winter, same principle as nuclear winter).\nGeoengineering could be a relatively cheap way to temporarily hold back global warming, but it's controversial because it could have unintended effects. The United Nations or other large intergovernmental bodies would never agree to it--there would just be endless arguments and squabbling. Who would pay for it? Who would be responsible for any unintended consequences?\nBut enter China. Authoritarian China is known for ramming ahead with vast infrastructure projects that only pay off long term, like the Three Gorges Dam or their huge High Speed Rail network. Xi Jinping himself studied as a chemical engineer. So it's a crazy idea, but what if Chinese leadership got worried about climate change? Sure they can invest in renewables and try to cut back on coal plants, but they need energy to modernize, so what if they decided to also secretly start tests with geoengineering to buy themselves (and us all) some time to hold back climate change?\nEnter the balloon. What if the \"weather research\" is actually a platform for distributing particles into the stratosphere in an attempt to induce cooling? A very similar balloon was spotted over Japan a few years ago. (link: Japan Times article) What if they've been secretly launching them at various places around the world, but they lost control of one balloon that just so happened to drift into US airspace? And if the US knows the balloon isn't useful for spying, but they figured out it came from China or a Chinese vessel, then China has to come up with some new excuse for what the balloon is for. So they say it's a \"civilian vessel\" for \"weather research\", but maybe it's actually an advanced test platform for upper atmosphere geoengineering... or maybe not.",
">\n\nDon't you think China should have maybe consulted the u.s. before floating an information gathering device into their airspace? This is still a violation of sovereignty. Whether their motivations are altruistic or not, you can't do that.",
">\n\nI'm not saying China is good or altruistic (because if they were, then yes they would have asked permission). I'm saying that it doesn't make sense for them to be flying spy balloons in the age of satellites, and it doesn't make sense for them to be flying weather balloons halfway around the world. What do they have to gain from this?",
">\n\nTheyre probably testing their version of Fu-Go Balloon Bomb.",
">\n\nAmericans whining about whatever the Chinese are up to will always be funny",
">\n\nWhy would it be funny if it literally is hanging over our country? How could this be a more valid concern? What the hell are you talking about?",
">\n\nThey’re 100% spying on us. We’re 100% spying on them. The performative histrionics are funny.",
">\n\nEven if this isn’t a “spy balloon”, how is it not a valid concern? A flagrant violation if sovereign airspace should be alarming to any country.",
">\n\nAnd we would never do such a thing, right?",
">\n\nAbsolutely nobody said that. If we did, China would have a valid concern. This hypothetical ’whataboutism’ is irrelevant to the facts.",
">\n\nNothing exposes American hypocrisy quite like reactions to Chinese belligerence. I never said it wasn’t a valid concern, just that the whining is funny. Because it is.",
">\n\nWhere have I seen that before? Oh wait a minute... Are we about to see a reverse U-2 incident lol.",
">\n\nYea…OK! 👌",
">\n\nNo big deal. Just like the “civilian Russian fishing trawlers” with lots of antennas that followed my ship around in the 80’s. Nothing to see here comrade.",
">\n\nChina going start giving us hurricane tracks now?",
">\n\nSure, Jan",
">\n\nWe could absolutely shoot it down/ tow it out to sea etc. , but that doesn’t serve the goal, which is to create a sense of fear or anger among the public. Having a general sense of having been attacked or at least being in danger will help to sell whatever the US plans next.",
">\n\n\ntow it out to sea \n\nYeah, we'll just send an SR-71 by with a tow hook.\n\nbut that doesn’t serve the goal, which is to create a sense of fear or anger among the public.\n\nNice of China to oblige them by sending a \"weather balloon\" over the Montana ICBM complex.",
">\n\nThey're trying to send money to the Biden Crime Family SHOOT IT DOWN",
">\n\nOf course it is...",
">\n\nLightning storms are dangerous out in the Plains",
">\n\nYeah right. At least that's what the current administration believes. WE know better.\nDare to have an American \"meteorological\" balloon over any area in China and see how quick it is shot down. Not to mention, trying to buy any parcel of land in China and see how far you get. They are not obsessed with DEI in their learning institutes, their military or in their country. Ask the Uyghurs.\nWhat's wrong with us? We cannot even defend an obvious intrusion into our air space by a known enemy. Soon, unless we get our shit together, it will be too late, and it won't take another two years.",
">\n\nAre you suggesting the CCP is right in their treatment of the Uyghurs?",
">\n\nAbsolutely not!",
">\n\nCOVID delivery bag",
">\n\nThen why is it flying over the USA? Why not fly it over China?",
">\n\nThey're trying to change our weather!!",
">\n\nWhat benefit does using a weather balloon give over using a satellite or something",
">\n\nSensors are not limited to optics. Some need to be physically close to whatever they intend to monitor.",
">\n\nSuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuure... /s",
">\n\nThe Americans have had their own balloons and called them airships at a similar height (maybe a little higher). \nThe Chinese have left it unsaid as it does not threaten anyone. \nIf the Americans shoot this down, their further airship plan (US)is no longer possible.",
">\n\nEin luftballon\nAuf ihrem Weg zum Horizont\nHeilt man fur Ufos aus dem All",
">\n\nI mean they have satellites if they really wanted to spy on the us they wouldn’t send a balloon",
">\n\nIs it not possible to introduce a tiny controlled leak into it?",
">\n\nSounds like the roswell story... Ufo theories incoming in 3...2...1",
">\n\n[X]",
">\n\nMhmm, sure it was a weather balloon. They couldn’t have just asked for that info? Or better, just googled that data? Pretty sure it’s public, extremely well tracked and meteorologists generally don’t keep secrets because, you know, it’s just the fucking weather.",
">\n\nAh, excellent, there is a 100% chance of Missile Fall projected in that area.",
">\n\nSure jan",
">\n\n\"Which is specifically why we didn't notify anyone that it was launched, where it was going to go, and what it was going to be doing ahead of time to avoid any international tensions.\"",
">\n\nThat is such bullshit",
">\n\nB to the S",
">\n\nIt's Tik Tok SPYING ON EVERYONE",
">\n\nOh sure, sure",
">\n\nThey need to take this balloon down so my chickens will start laying eggs again! - old man yelling at cloud",
">\n\nDam no one ever send me balloons",
">\n\n“Other”",
">\n\n\"alarabiya.net\" um, yeah, no",
">\n\nOh, bother",
">\n\nWhy don’t we send some of our own scientific equipment over Beijing and take some tasteful nudes of Winnie the Pooh",
">\n\nLet's send a few weather balloons to check their pollution levels.",
">\n\nSearch and study in your own skies!!! I don't believe anything they say",
">\n\ncough cough BULLSHIT cough cough",
">\n\nWhat a shitshow... Ccp backed one",
">\n\nCan we get Alan Eustace to sky dive onto it and take a selfie? I think most people would tune in to see that…",
">\n\nThat's total bullshit",
">\n\nCan we all collectively call bullshit?",
">\n\nWhy would they be interested in our weather anyway?",
">\n\nSend Canadian geese",
">\n\nThen why has it twice demonstrated the ability to change directions contrary to the wind.\nJust shoot it down already. If a US \"weather balloon\" went toward China, it'd be shot down well before they let it get into their airspace. Globally we need to stop being so tolerant of China's nonsense",
">\n\nWelp China said it so it must be true!!!",
">\n\ncall it what you want, I call it scraps.",
">\n\nSure bro, and tik tok is a social media app...",
">\n\nBalluna New Year!",
">\n\nTime to raise the 69th Balloon Regiment 🤣🤣",
">\n\nAlso China: lies",
">\n\nAlso China: lies",
">\n\nChosing not to shoot it down is a big time chinese humiliation on live stage as they probably expected the americans to shoot it down and make them look aggressive",
">\n\nYeah sounds about right. Need to know what the wind is like before tossing things over the pacific. Wouldn’t want to miss",
">\n\nI think the US should help these respectable efforts by sending their own “meteorological” balloon over China!",
">\n\nRomulan Commander Tomalak: Our cloaked probe is for……archaeological research",
">\n\nWhat did they do with our drone in 2016?",
">\n\nIf that were true they would have let the US know about them before they entered their airspace.",
">\n\nI actually believe them.",
">\n\nMy years playing Mario Kart in Battle Mode has prepared me for this moment. Put me in Coach",
">\n\nThen you wouldn't mind if we tested a nuclear bomb for research in your country?"
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Enteric diseases epidemiologist here. I investigate GI outbreaks for a state government. Folks that have said this sounds like norovirus are exactly right.
Noro is the most common cause of acute gastroenteritis outbreaks by far, particularly in congregate settings like schools, long-term care facilities, prisons, etc. It is wonderfully “designed” to spread like wildfire: the infectious dose is insanely low, it’s found in the feces AND vomit of the infected, it’s not killed by hand sanitizer, it can live for a while on surfaces, and many disinfectants won’t kill it. About a hundred years ago (before the virus was discovered) it was called “winter vomiting syndrome” because cases and outbreaks increase markedly in the winter months and, you know, puking is involved. The timing and length of this annual peak differ a bit each year, but most cases and outbreaks occur between Novemberish and Marchish - aka norovirus season. In my state, our norovirus season has really picked up in the last two weeks.
If this were my investigation I’d assume norovirus unless A) the kids’ illnesses lasted say 4 to 6+ days instead of noro’s typical 1 or 2 days, B) a significant number of kids reported bloody diarrhea rather or other severe symptoms, or, C) there were some other compelling reason- for example, if the school was serving raw milk.
Your typical layperson wants to blame the shits on the last thing they ate, but it’s almost never the last thing they ate. Most common GI pathogens take at least several hours to make people sick. Noro usually takes about 24 hours.
The article doesn’t have enough info for me to say what mode of transmission is likely. If most of these kids were sick on the same one/two days, foodborne would be likely. If cases were scattered over a few/several days, person-to-person or environmental transmission would be more likely. If it is foodborne then most likely someone in the kitchen worked while they were having diarrhea or within a couple days of recovering from diarrhea.
Not mentioned in this article: it’d be super easy to test a couple of stool samples and find out the cause. It would take less than a day! The health department is probably working on it, but parents never want to give poops for school outbreaks. No idea why. | [] |
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In another article, it says that all 130 kids were vomiting simultaneously. Would that imply that it was environmental and not a virus? As in something airborne like an insecticide being sprayed incorrectly or a chemical leak?
According to 8 News Now, all 130 students were lined up outside the Wayne N. Tanaka Elementary School health office on Jan. 27 as they experienced a wave of "projectile vomiting." | [
"Enteric diseases epidemiologist here. I investigate GI outbreaks for a state government. Folks that have said this sounds like norovirus are exactly right. \nNoro is the most common cause of acute gastroenteritis outbreaks by far, particularly in congregate settings like schools, long-term care facilities, prisons, etc. It is wonderfully “designed” to spread like wildfire: the infectious dose is insanely low, it’s found in the feces AND vomit of the infected, it’s not killed by hand sanitizer, it can live for a while on surfaces, and many disinfectants won’t kill it. About a hundred years ago (before the virus was discovered) it was called “winter vomiting syndrome” because cases and outbreaks increase markedly in the winter months and, you know, puking is involved. The timing and length of this annual peak differ a bit each year, but most cases and outbreaks occur between Novemberish and Marchish - aka norovirus season. In my state, our norovirus season has really picked up in the last two weeks.\nIf this were my investigation I’d assume norovirus unless A) the kids’ illnesses lasted say 4 to 6+ days instead of noro’s typical 1 or 2 days, B) a significant number of kids reported bloody diarrhea rather or other severe symptoms, or, C) there were some other compelling reason- for example, if the school was serving raw milk.\nYour typical layperson wants to blame the shits on the last thing they ate, but it’s almost never the last thing they ate. Most common GI pathogens take at least several hours to make people sick. Noro usually takes about 24 hours.\nThe article doesn’t have enough info for me to say what mode of transmission is likely. If most of these kids were sick on the same one/two days, foodborne would be likely. If cases were scattered over a few/several days, person-to-person or environmental transmission would be more likely. If it is foodborne then most likely someone in the kitchen worked while they were having diarrhea or within a couple days of recovering from diarrhea.\nNot mentioned in this article: it’d be super easy to test a couple of stool samples and find out the cause. It would take less than a day! The health department is probably working on it, but parents never want to give poops for school outbreaks. No idea why."
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That sounds like mass psychogenic illness. | [
"Enteric diseases epidemiologist here. I investigate GI outbreaks for a state government. Folks that have said this sounds like norovirus are exactly right. \nNoro is the most common cause of acute gastroenteritis outbreaks by far, particularly in congregate settings like schools, long-term care facilities, prisons, etc. It is wonderfully “designed” to spread like wildfire: the infectious dose is insanely low, it’s found in the feces AND vomit of the infected, it’s not killed by hand sanitizer, it can live for a while on surfaces, and many disinfectants won’t kill it. About a hundred years ago (before the virus was discovered) it was called “winter vomiting syndrome” because cases and outbreaks increase markedly in the winter months and, you know, puking is involved. The timing and length of this annual peak differ a bit each year, but most cases and outbreaks occur between Novemberish and Marchish - aka norovirus season. In my state, our norovirus season has really picked up in the last two weeks.\nIf this were my investigation I’d assume norovirus unless A) the kids’ illnesses lasted say 4 to 6+ days instead of noro’s typical 1 or 2 days, B) a significant number of kids reported bloody diarrhea rather or other severe symptoms, or, C) there were some other compelling reason- for example, if the school was serving raw milk.\nYour typical layperson wants to blame the shits on the last thing they ate, but it’s almost never the last thing they ate. Most common GI pathogens take at least several hours to make people sick. Noro usually takes about 24 hours.\nThe article doesn’t have enough info for me to say what mode of transmission is likely. If most of these kids were sick on the same one/two days, foodborne would be likely. If cases were scattered over a few/several days, person-to-person or environmental transmission would be more likely. If it is foodborne then most likely someone in the kitchen worked while they were having diarrhea or within a couple days of recovering from diarrhea.\nNot mentioned in this article: it’d be super easy to test a couple of stool samples and find out the cause. It would take less than a day! The health department is probably working on it, but parents never want to give poops for school outbreaks. No idea why.",
">\n\nIn another article, it says that all 130 kids were vomiting simultaneously. Would that imply that it was environmental and not a virus? As in something airborne like an insecticide being sprayed incorrectly or a chemical leak?\n\nAccording to 8 News Now, all 130 students were lined up outside the Wayne N. Tanaka Elementary School health office on Jan. 27 as they experienced a wave of \"projectile vomiting.\""
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Or people being grossed out as well | [
"Enteric diseases epidemiologist here. I investigate GI outbreaks for a state government. Folks that have said this sounds like norovirus are exactly right. \nNoro is the most common cause of acute gastroenteritis outbreaks by far, particularly in congregate settings like schools, long-term care facilities, prisons, etc. It is wonderfully “designed” to spread like wildfire: the infectious dose is insanely low, it’s found in the feces AND vomit of the infected, it’s not killed by hand sanitizer, it can live for a while on surfaces, and many disinfectants won’t kill it. About a hundred years ago (before the virus was discovered) it was called “winter vomiting syndrome” because cases and outbreaks increase markedly in the winter months and, you know, puking is involved. The timing and length of this annual peak differ a bit each year, but most cases and outbreaks occur between Novemberish and Marchish - aka norovirus season. In my state, our norovirus season has really picked up in the last two weeks.\nIf this were my investigation I’d assume norovirus unless A) the kids’ illnesses lasted say 4 to 6+ days instead of noro’s typical 1 or 2 days, B) a significant number of kids reported bloody diarrhea rather or other severe symptoms, or, C) there were some other compelling reason- for example, if the school was serving raw milk.\nYour typical layperson wants to blame the shits on the last thing they ate, but it’s almost never the last thing they ate. Most common GI pathogens take at least several hours to make people sick. Noro usually takes about 24 hours.\nThe article doesn’t have enough info for me to say what mode of transmission is likely. If most of these kids were sick on the same one/two days, foodborne would be likely. If cases were scattered over a few/several days, person-to-person or environmental transmission would be more likely. If it is foodborne then most likely someone in the kitchen worked while they were having diarrhea or within a couple days of recovering from diarrhea.\nNot mentioned in this article: it’d be super easy to test a couple of stool samples and find out the cause. It would take less than a day! The health department is probably working on it, but parents never want to give poops for school outbreaks. No idea why.",
">\n\nIn another article, it says that all 130 kids were vomiting simultaneously. Would that imply that it was environmental and not a virus? As in something airborne like an insecticide being sprayed incorrectly or a chemical leak?\n\nAccording to 8 News Now, all 130 students were lined up outside the Wayne N. Tanaka Elementary School health office on Jan. 27 as they experienced a wave of \"projectile vomiting.\"",
">\n\nThat sounds like mass psychogenic illness."
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It goes deeper than that. | [
"Enteric diseases epidemiologist here. I investigate GI outbreaks for a state government. Folks that have said this sounds like norovirus are exactly right. \nNoro is the most common cause of acute gastroenteritis outbreaks by far, particularly in congregate settings like schools, long-term care facilities, prisons, etc. It is wonderfully “designed” to spread like wildfire: the infectious dose is insanely low, it’s found in the feces AND vomit of the infected, it’s not killed by hand sanitizer, it can live for a while on surfaces, and many disinfectants won’t kill it. About a hundred years ago (before the virus was discovered) it was called “winter vomiting syndrome” because cases and outbreaks increase markedly in the winter months and, you know, puking is involved. The timing and length of this annual peak differ a bit each year, but most cases and outbreaks occur between Novemberish and Marchish - aka norovirus season. In my state, our norovirus season has really picked up in the last two weeks.\nIf this were my investigation I’d assume norovirus unless A) the kids’ illnesses lasted say 4 to 6+ days instead of noro’s typical 1 or 2 days, B) a significant number of kids reported bloody diarrhea rather or other severe symptoms, or, C) there were some other compelling reason- for example, if the school was serving raw milk.\nYour typical layperson wants to blame the shits on the last thing they ate, but it’s almost never the last thing they ate. Most common GI pathogens take at least several hours to make people sick. Noro usually takes about 24 hours.\nThe article doesn’t have enough info for me to say what mode of transmission is likely. If most of these kids were sick on the same one/two days, foodborne would be likely. If cases were scattered over a few/several days, person-to-person or environmental transmission would be more likely. If it is foodborne then most likely someone in the kitchen worked while they were having diarrhea or within a couple days of recovering from diarrhea.\nNot mentioned in this article: it’d be super easy to test a couple of stool samples and find out the cause. It would take less than a day! The health department is probably working on it, but parents never want to give poops for school outbreaks. No idea why.",
">\n\nIn another article, it says that all 130 kids were vomiting simultaneously. Would that imply that it was environmental and not a virus? As in something airborne like an insecticide being sprayed incorrectly or a chemical leak?\n\nAccording to 8 News Now, all 130 students were lined up outside the Wayne N. Tanaka Elementary School health office on Jan. 27 as they experienced a wave of \"projectile vomiting.\"",
">\n\nThat sounds like mass psychogenic illness.",
">\n\nOr people being grossed out as well"
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That's what she said.
No, I mean some people are so grossed out by puke they puke themselves when they see someone doing it.
A psychosis would be people just internalizing people are sick and they got it too. Like that House episode, but that wouldn't necessarily be because they are grossed out | [
"Enteric diseases epidemiologist here. I investigate GI outbreaks for a state government. Folks that have said this sounds like norovirus are exactly right. \nNoro is the most common cause of acute gastroenteritis outbreaks by far, particularly in congregate settings like schools, long-term care facilities, prisons, etc. It is wonderfully “designed” to spread like wildfire: the infectious dose is insanely low, it’s found in the feces AND vomit of the infected, it’s not killed by hand sanitizer, it can live for a while on surfaces, and many disinfectants won’t kill it. About a hundred years ago (before the virus was discovered) it was called “winter vomiting syndrome” because cases and outbreaks increase markedly in the winter months and, you know, puking is involved. The timing and length of this annual peak differ a bit each year, but most cases and outbreaks occur between Novemberish and Marchish - aka norovirus season. In my state, our norovirus season has really picked up in the last two weeks.\nIf this were my investigation I’d assume norovirus unless A) the kids’ illnesses lasted say 4 to 6+ days instead of noro’s typical 1 or 2 days, B) a significant number of kids reported bloody diarrhea rather or other severe symptoms, or, C) there were some other compelling reason- for example, if the school was serving raw milk.\nYour typical layperson wants to blame the shits on the last thing they ate, but it’s almost never the last thing they ate. Most common GI pathogens take at least several hours to make people sick. Noro usually takes about 24 hours.\nThe article doesn’t have enough info for me to say what mode of transmission is likely. If most of these kids were sick on the same one/two days, foodborne would be likely. If cases were scattered over a few/several days, person-to-person or environmental transmission would be more likely. If it is foodborne then most likely someone in the kitchen worked while they were having diarrhea or within a couple days of recovering from diarrhea.\nNot mentioned in this article: it’d be super easy to test a couple of stool samples and find out the cause. It would take less than a day! The health department is probably working on it, but parents never want to give poops for school outbreaks. No idea why.",
">\n\nIn another article, it says that all 130 kids were vomiting simultaneously. Would that imply that it was environmental and not a virus? As in something airborne like an insecticide being sprayed incorrectly or a chemical leak?\n\nAccording to 8 News Now, all 130 students were lined up outside the Wayne N. Tanaka Elementary School health office on Jan. 27 as they experienced a wave of \"projectile vomiting.\"",
">\n\nThat sounds like mass psychogenic illness.",
">\n\nOr people being grossed out as well",
">\n\nIt goes deeper than that."
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Sounds like norovirus. Scourge of cruise ships everywhere. Highly contagious. For this high a body count at once, it's got to be a cafeteria worker who didn't wash their hands. | [
"Enteric diseases epidemiologist here. I investigate GI outbreaks for a state government. Folks that have said this sounds like norovirus are exactly right. \nNoro is the most common cause of acute gastroenteritis outbreaks by far, particularly in congregate settings like schools, long-term care facilities, prisons, etc. It is wonderfully “designed” to spread like wildfire: the infectious dose is insanely low, it’s found in the feces AND vomit of the infected, it’s not killed by hand sanitizer, it can live for a while on surfaces, and many disinfectants won’t kill it. About a hundred years ago (before the virus was discovered) it was called “winter vomiting syndrome” because cases and outbreaks increase markedly in the winter months and, you know, puking is involved. The timing and length of this annual peak differ a bit each year, but most cases and outbreaks occur between Novemberish and Marchish - aka norovirus season. In my state, our norovirus season has really picked up in the last two weeks.\nIf this were my investigation I’d assume norovirus unless A) the kids’ illnesses lasted say 4 to 6+ days instead of noro’s typical 1 or 2 days, B) a significant number of kids reported bloody diarrhea rather or other severe symptoms, or, C) there were some other compelling reason- for example, if the school was serving raw milk.\nYour typical layperson wants to blame the shits on the last thing they ate, but it’s almost never the last thing they ate. Most common GI pathogens take at least several hours to make people sick. Noro usually takes about 24 hours.\nThe article doesn’t have enough info for me to say what mode of transmission is likely. If most of these kids were sick on the same one/two days, foodborne would be likely. If cases were scattered over a few/several days, person-to-person or environmental transmission would be more likely. If it is foodborne then most likely someone in the kitchen worked while they were having diarrhea or within a couple days of recovering from diarrhea.\nNot mentioned in this article: it’d be super easy to test a couple of stool samples and find out the cause. It would take less than a day! The health department is probably working on it, but parents never want to give poops for school outbreaks. No idea why.",
">\n\nIn another article, it says that all 130 kids were vomiting simultaneously. Would that imply that it was environmental and not a virus? As in something airborne like an insecticide being sprayed incorrectly or a chemical leak?\n\nAccording to 8 News Now, all 130 students were lined up outside the Wayne N. Tanaka Elementary School health office on Jan. 27 as they experienced a wave of \"projectile vomiting.\"",
">\n\nThat sounds like mass psychogenic illness.",
">\n\nOr people being grossed out as well",
">\n\nIt goes deeper than that.",
">\n\nThat's what she said.\nNo, I mean some people are so grossed out by puke they puke themselves when they see someone doing it.\nA psychosis would be people just internalizing people are sick and they got it too. Like that House episode, but that wouldn't necessarily be because they are grossed out"
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Why don't people wash their hands? Why? | [
"Enteric diseases epidemiologist here. I investigate GI outbreaks for a state government. Folks that have said this sounds like norovirus are exactly right. \nNoro is the most common cause of acute gastroenteritis outbreaks by far, particularly in congregate settings like schools, long-term care facilities, prisons, etc. It is wonderfully “designed” to spread like wildfire: the infectious dose is insanely low, it’s found in the feces AND vomit of the infected, it’s not killed by hand sanitizer, it can live for a while on surfaces, and many disinfectants won’t kill it. About a hundred years ago (before the virus was discovered) it was called “winter vomiting syndrome” because cases and outbreaks increase markedly in the winter months and, you know, puking is involved. The timing and length of this annual peak differ a bit each year, but most cases and outbreaks occur between Novemberish and Marchish - aka norovirus season. In my state, our norovirus season has really picked up in the last two weeks.\nIf this were my investigation I’d assume norovirus unless A) the kids’ illnesses lasted say 4 to 6+ days instead of noro’s typical 1 or 2 days, B) a significant number of kids reported bloody diarrhea rather or other severe symptoms, or, C) there were some other compelling reason- for example, if the school was serving raw milk.\nYour typical layperson wants to blame the shits on the last thing they ate, but it’s almost never the last thing they ate. Most common GI pathogens take at least several hours to make people sick. Noro usually takes about 24 hours.\nThe article doesn’t have enough info for me to say what mode of transmission is likely. If most of these kids were sick on the same one/two days, foodborne would be likely. If cases were scattered over a few/several days, person-to-person or environmental transmission would be more likely. If it is foodborne then most likely someone in the kitchen worked while they were having diarrhea or within a couple days of recovering from diarrhea.\nNot mentioned in this article: it’d be super easy to test a couple of stool samples and find out the cause. It would take less than a day! The health department is probably working on it, but parents never want to give poops for school outbreaks. No idea why.",
">\n\nIn another article, it says that all 130 kids were vomiting simultaneously. Would that imply that it was environmental and not a virus? As in something airborne like an insecticide being sprayed incorrectly or a chemical leak?\n\nAccording to 8 News Now, all 130 students were lined up outside the Wayne N. Tanaka Elementary School health office on Jan. 27 as they experienced a wave of \"projectile vomiting.\"",
">\n\nThat sounds like mass psychogenic illness.",
">\n\nOr people being grossed out as well",
">\n\nIt goes deeper than that.",
">\n\nThat's what she said.\nNo, I mean some people are so grossed out by puke they puke themselves when they see someone doing it.\nA psychosis would be people just internalizing people are sick and they got it too. Like that House episode, but that wouldn't necessarily be because they are grossed out",
">\n\nSounds like norovirus. Scourge of cruise ships everywhere. Highly contagious. For this high a body count at once, it's got to be a cafeteria worker who didn't wash their hands."
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You’d think the last couple of years would have made at least some form of an impression… | [
"Enteric diseases epidemiologist here. I investigate GI outbreaks for a state government. Folks that have said this sounds like norovirus are exactly right. \nNoro is the most common cause of acute gastroenteritis outbreaks by far, particularly in congregate settings like schools, long-term care facilities, prisons, etc. It is wonderfully “designed” to spread like wildfire: the infectious dose is insanely low, it’s found in the feces AND vomit of the infected, it’s not killed by hand sanitizer, it can live for a while on surfaces, and many disinfectants won’t kill it. About a hundred years ago (before the virus was discovered) it was called “winter vomiting syndrome” because cases and outbreaks increase markedly in the winter months and, you know, puking is involved. The timing and length of this annual peak differ a bit each year, but most cases and outbreaks occur between Novemberish and Marchish - aka norovirus season. In my state, our norovirus season has really picked up in the last two weeks.\nIf this were my investigation I’d assume norovirus unless A) the kids’ illnesses lasted say 4 to 6+ days instead of noro’s typical 1 or 2 days, B) a significant number of kids reported bloody diarrhea rather or other severe symptoms, or, C) there were some other compelling reason- for example, if the school was serving raw milk.\nYour typical layperson wants to blame the shits on the last thing they ate, but it’s almost never the last thing they ate. Most common GI pathogens take at least several hours to make people sick. Noro usually takes about 24 hours.\nThe article doesn’t have enough info for me to say what mode of transmission is likely. If most of these kids were sick on the same one/two days, foodborne would be likely. If cases were scattered over a few/several days, person-to-person or environmental transmission would be more likely. If it is foodborne then most likely someone in the kitchen worked while they were having diarrhea or within a couple days of recovering from diarrhea.\nNot mentioned in this article: it’d be super easy to test a couple of stool samples and find out the cause. It would take less than a day! The health department is probably working on it, but parents never want to give poops for school outbreaks. No idea why.",
">\n\nIn another article, it says that all 130 kids were vomiting simultaneously. Would that imply that it was environmental and not a virus? As in something airborne like an insecticide being sprayed incorrectly or a chemical leak?\n\nAccording to 8 News Now, all 130 students were lined up outside the Wayne N. Tanaka Elementary School health office on Jan. 27 as they experienced a wave of \"projectile vomiting.\"",
">\n\nThat sounds like mass psychogenic illness.",
">\n\nOr people being grossed out as well",
">\n\nIt goes deeper than that.",
">\n\nThat's what she said.\nNo, I mean some people are so grossed out by puke they puke themselves when they see someone doing it.\nA psychosis would be people just internalizing people are sick and they got it too. Like that House episode, but that wouldn't necessarily be because they are grossed out",
">\n\nSounds like norovirus. Scourge of cruise ships everywhere. Highly contagious. For this high a body count at once, it's got to be a cafeteria worker who didn't wash their hands.",
">\n\nWhy don't people wash their hands? Why?"
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It’s like the people who believe we should keep getting sick to boost our immune system, and it’s like no I just keep getting sick! | [
"Enteric diseases epidemiologist here. I investigate GI outbreaks for a state government. Folks that have said this sounds like norovirus are exactly right. \nNoro is the most common cause of acute gastroenteritis outbreaks by far, particularly in congregate settings like schools, long-term care facilities, prisons, etc. It is wonderfully “designed” to spread like wildfire: the infectious dose is insanely low, it’s found in the feces AND vomit of the infected, it’s not killed by hand sanitizer, it can live for a while on surfaces, and many disinfectants won’t kill it. About a hundred years ago (before the virus was discovered) it was called “winter vomiting syndrome” because cases and outbreaks increase markedly in the winter months and, you know, puking is involved. The timing and length of this annual peak differ a bit each year, but most cases and outbreaks occur between Novemberish and Marchish - aka norovirus season. In my state, our norovirus season has really picked up in the last two weeks.\nIf this were my investigation I’d assume norovirus unless A) the kids’ illnesses lasted say 4 to 6+ days instead of noro’s typical 1 or 2 days, B) a significant number of kids reported bloody diarrhea rather or other severe symptoms, or, C) there were some other compelling reason- for example, if the school was serving raw milk.\nYour typical layperson wants to blame the shits on the last thing they ate, but it’s almost never the last thing they ate. Most common GI pathogens take at least several hours to make people sick. Noro usually takes about 24 hours.\nThe article doesn’t have enough info for me to say what mode of transmission is likely. If most of these kids were sick on the same one/two days, foodborne would be likely. If cases were scattered over a few/several days, person-to-person or environmental transmission would be more likely. If it is foodborne then most likely someone in the kitchen worked while they were having diarrhea or within a couple days of recovering from diarrhea.\nNot mentioned in this article: it’d be super easy to test a couple of stool samples and find out the cause. It would take less than a day! The health department is probably working on it, but parents never want to give poops for school outbreaks. No idea why.",
">\n\nIn another article, it says that all 130 kids were vomiting simultaneously. Would that imply that it was environmental and not a virus? As in something airborne like an insecticide being sprayed incorrectly or a chemical leak?\n\nAccording to 8 News Now, all 130 students were lined up outside the Wayne N. Tanaka Elementary School health office on Jan. 27 as they experienced a wave of \"projectile vomiting.\"",
">\n\nThat sounds like mass psychogenic illness.",
">\n\nOr people being grossed out as well",
">\n\nIt goes deeper than that.",
">\n\nThat's what she said.\nNo, I mean some people are so grossed out by puke they puke themselves when they see someone doing it.\nA psychosis would be people just internalizing people are sick and they got it too. Like that House episode, but that wouldn't necessarily be because they are grossed out",
">\n\nSounds like norovirus. Scourge of cruise ships everywhere. Highly contagious. For this high a body count at once, it's got to be a cafeteria worker who didn't wash their hands.",
">\n\nWhy don't people wash their hands? Why?",
">\n\nYou’d think the last couple of years would have made at least some form of an impression…"
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Don’t get me wrong, I like time off work as much as the next bloke, but not when I’m sick, especially in bloody summer, for reference I’m in West Oz, we had 39°C today here in Perth, mate of mine is currently dealing with a chest infection and is not having a good time… | [
"Enteric diseases epidemiologist here. I investigate GI outbreaks for a state government. Folks that have said this sounds like norovirus are exactly right. \nNoro is the most common cause of acute gastroenteritis outbreaks by far, particularly in congregate settings like schools, long-term care facilities, prisons, etc. It is wonderfully “designed” to spread like wildfire: the infectious dose is insanely low, it’s found in the feces AND vomit of the infected, it’s not killed by hand sanitizer, it can live for a while on surfaces, and many disinfectants won’t kill it. About a hundred years ago (before the virus was discovered) it was called “winter vomiting syndrome” because cases and outbreaks increase markedly in the winter months and, you know, puking is involved. The timing and length of this annual peak differ a bit each year, but most cases and outbreaks occur between Novemberish and Marchish - aka norovirus season. In my state, our norovirus season has really picked up in the last two weeks.\nIf this were my investigation I’d assume norovirus unless A) the kids’ illnesses lasted say 4 to 6+ days instead of noro’s typical 1 or 2 days, B) a significant number of kids reported bloody diarrhea rather or other severe symptoms, or, C) there were some other compelling reason- for example, if the school was serving raw milk.\nYour typical layperson wants to blame the shits on the last thing they ate, but it’s almost never the last thing they ate. Most common GI pathogens take at least several hours to make people sick. Noro usually takes about 24 hours.\nThe article doesn’t have enough info for me to say what mode of transmission is likely. If most of these kids were sick on the same one/two days, foodborne would be likely. If cases were scattered over a few/several days, person-to-person or environmental transmission would be more likely. If it is foodborne then most likely someone in the kitchen worked while they were having diarrhea or within a couple days of recovering from diarrhea.\nNot mentioned in this article: it’d be super easy to test a couple of stool samples and find out the cause. It would take less than a day! The health department is probably working on it, but parents never want to give poops for school outbreaks. No idea why.",
">\n\nIn another article, it says that all 130 kids were vomiting simultaneously. Would that imply that it was environmental and not a virus? As in something airborne like an insecticide being sprayed incorrectly or a chemical leak?\n\nAccording to 8 News Now, all 130 students were lined up outside the Wayne N. Tanaka Elementary School health office on Jan. 27 as they experienced a wave of \"projectile vomiting.\"",
">\n\nThat sounds like mass psychogenic illness.",
">\n\nOr people being grossed out as well",
">\n\nIt goes deeper than that.",
">\n\nThat's what she said.\nNo, I mean some people are so grossed out by puke they puke themselves when they see someone doing it.\nA psychosis would be people just internalizing people are sick and they got it too. Like that House episode, but that wouldn't necessarily be because they are grossed out",
">\n\nSounds like norovirus. Scourge of cruise ships everywhere. Highly contagious. For this high a body count at once, it's got to be a cafeteria worker who didn't wash their hands.",
">\n\nWhy don't people wash their hands? Why?",
">\n\nYou’d think the last couple of years would have made at least some form of an impression…",
">\n\nIt’s like the people who believe we should keep getting sick to boost our immune system, and it’s like no I just keep getting sick!"
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I hate that people think by being sick a lot I’m getting so much time off work, one I’m lucky to even get sick pay, and two I am not having fun! I am bedbound, struggling to look after myself and my home, and when I’m back to work I’ve got loads of work to catch up on, like it’s never fun and I’d rather not get sick!
Edit: spelling mistakes! | [
"Enteric diseases epidemiologist here. I investigate GI outbreaks for a state government. Folks that have said this sounds like norovirus are exactly right. \nNoro is the most common cause of acute gastroenteritis outbreaks by far, particularly in congregate settings like schools, long-term care facilities, prisons, etc. It is wonderfully “designed” to spread like wildfire: the infectious dose is insanely low, it’s found in the feces AND vomit of the infected, it’s not killed by hand sanitizer, it can live for a while on surfaces, and many disinfectants won’t kill it. About a hundred years ago (before the virus was discovered) it was called “winter vomiting syndrome” because cases and outbreaks increase markedly in the winter months and, you know, puking is involved. The timing and length of this annual peak differ a bit each year, but most cases and outbreaks occur between Novemberish and Marchish - aka norovirus season. In my state, our norovirus season has really picked up in the last two weeks.\nIf this were my investigation I’d assume norovirus unless A) the kids’ illnesses lasted say 4 to 6+ days instead of noro’s typical 1 or 2 days, B) a significant number of kids reported bloody diarrhea rather or other severe symptoms, or, C) there were some other compelling reason- for example, if the school was serving raw milk.\nYour typical layperson wants to blame the shits on the last thing they ate, but it’s almost never the last thing they ate. Most common GI pathogens take at least several hours to make people sick. Noro usually takes about 24 hours.\nThe article doesn’t have enough info for me to say what mode of transmission is likely. If most of these kids were sick on the same one/two days, foodborne would be likely. If cases were scattered over a few/several days, person-to-person or environmental transmission would be more likely. If it is foodborne then most likely someone in the kitchen worked while they were having diarrhea or within a couple days of recovering from diarrhea.\nNot mentioned in this article: it’d be super easy to test a couple of stool samples and find out the cause. It would take less than a day! The health department is probably working on it, but parents never want to give poops for school outbreaks. No idea why.",
">\n\nIn another article, it says that all 130 kids were vomiting simultaneously. Would that imply that it was environmental and not a virus? As in something airborne like an insecticide being sprayed incorrectly or a chemical leak?\n\nAccording to 8 News Now, all 130 students were lined up outside the Wayne N. Tanaka Elementary School health office on Jan. 27 as they experienced a wave of \"projectile vomiting.\"",
">\n\nThat sounds like mass psychogenic illness.",
">\n\nOr people being grossed out as well",
">\n\nIt goes deeper than that.",
">\n\nThat's what she said.\nNo, I mean some people are so grossed out by puke they puke themselves when they see someone doing it.\nA psychosis would be people just internalizing people are sick and they got it too. Like that House episode, but that wouldn't necessarily be because they are grossed out",
">\n\nSounds like norovirus. Scourge of cruise ships everywhere. Highly contagious. For this high a body count at once, it's got to be a cafeteria worker who didn't wash their hands.",
">\n\nWhy don't people wash their hands? Why?",
">\n\nYou’d think the last couple of years would have made at least some form of an impression…",
">\n\nIt’s like the people who believe we should keep getting sick to boost our immune system, and it’s like no I just keep getting sick!",
">\n\nDon’t get me wrong, I like time off work as much as the next bloke, but not when I’m sick, especially in bloody summer, for reference I’m in West Oz, we had 39°C today here in Perth, mate of mine is currently dealing with a chest infection and is not having a good time…"
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Poor janitor | [
"Enteric diseases epidemiologist here. I investigate GI outbreaks for a state government. Folks that have said this sounds like norovirus are exactly right. \nNoro is the most common cause of acute gastroenteritis outbreaks by far, particularly in congregate settings like schools, long-term care facilities, prisons, etc. It is wonderfully “designed” to spread like wildfire: the infectious dose is insanely low, it’s found in the feces AND vomit of the infected, it’s not killed by hand sanitizer, it can live for a while on surfaces, and many disinfectants won’t kill it. About a hundred years ago (before the virus was discovered) it was called “winter vomiting syndrome” because cases and outbreaks increase markedly in the winter months and, you know, puking is involved. The timing and length of this annual peak differ a bit each year, but most cases and outbreaks occur between Novemberish and Marchish - aka norovirus season. In my state, our norovirus season has really picked up in the last two weeks.\nIf this were my investigation I’d assume norovirus unless A) the kids’ illnesses lasted say 4 to 6+ days instead of noro’s typical 1 or 2 days, B) a significant number of kids reported bloody diarrhea rather or other severe symptoms, or, C) there were some other compelling reason- for example, if the school was serving raw milk.\nYour typical layperson wants to blame the shits on the last thing they ate, but it’s almost never the last thing they ate. Most common GI pathogens take at least several hours to make people sick. Noro usually takes about 24 hours.\nThe article doesn’t have enough info for me to say what mode of transmission is likely. If most of these kids were sick on the same one/two days, foodborne would be likely. If cases were scattered over a few/several days, person-to-person or environmental transmission would be more likely. If it is foodborne then most likely someone in the kitchen worked while they were having diarrhea or within a couple days of recovering from diarrhea.\nNot mentioned in this article: it’d be super easy to test a couple of stool samples and find out the cause. It would take less than a day! The health department is probably working on it, but parents never want to give poops for school outbreaks. No idea why.",
">\n\nIn another article, it says that all 130 kids were vomiting simultaneously. Would that imply that it was environmental and not a virus? As in something airborne like an insecticide being sprayed incorrectly or a chemical leak?\n\nAccording to 8 News Now, all 130 students were lined up outside the Wayne N. Tanaka Elementary School health office on Jan. 27 as they experienced a wave of \"projectile vomiting.\"",
">\n\nThat sounds like mass psychogenic illness.",
">\n\nOr people being grossed out as well",
">\n\nIt goes deeper than that.",
">\n\nThat's what she said.\nNo, I mean some people are so grossed out by puke they puke themselves when they see someone doing it.\nA psychosis would be people just internalizing people are sick and they got it too. Like that House episode, but that wouldn't necessarily be because they are grossed out",
">\n\nSounds like norovirus. Scourge of cruise ships everywhere. Highly contagious. For this high a body count at once, it's got to be a cafeteria worker who didn't wash their hands.",
">\n\nWhy don't people wash their hands? Why?",
">\n\nYou’d think the last couple of years would have made at least some form of an impression…",
">\n\nIt’s like the people who believe we should keep getting sick to boost our immune system, and it’s like no I just keep getting sick!",
">\n\nDon’t get me wrong, I like time off work as much as the next bloke, but not when I’m sick, especially in bloody summer, for reference I’m in West Oz, we had 39°C today here in Perth, mate of mine is currently dealing with a chest infection and is not having a good time…",
">\n\nI hate that people think by being sick a lot I’m getting so much time off work, one I’m lucky to even get sick pay, and two I am not having fun! I am bedbound, struggling to look after myself and my home, and when I’m back to work I’ve got loads of work to catch up on, like it’s never fun and I’d rather not get sick!\nEdit: spelling mistakes!"
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Season 3 of American Vandal incoming? | [
"Enteric diseases epidemiologist here. I investigate GI outbreaks for a state government. Folks that have said this sounds like norovirus are exactly right. \nNoro is the most common cause of acute gastroenteritis outbreaks by far, particularly in congregate settings like schools, long-term care facilities, prisons, etc. It is wonderfully “designed” to spread like wildfire: the infectious dose is insanely low, it’s found in the feces AND vomit of the infected, it’s not killed by hand sanitizer, it can live for a while on surfaces, and many disinfectants won’t kill it. About a hundred years ago (before the virus was discovered) it was called “winter vomiting syndrome” because cases and outbreaks increase markedly in the winter months and, you know, puking is involved. The timing and length of this annual peak differ a bit each year, but most cases and outbreaks occur between Novemberish and Marchish - aka norovirus season. In my state, our norovirus season has really picked up in the last two weeks.\nIf this were my investigation I’d assume norovirus unless A) the kids’ illnesses lasted say 4 to 6+ days instead of noro’s typical 1 or 2 days, B) a significant number of kids reported bloody diarrhea rather or other severe symptoms, or, C) there were some other compelling reason- for example, if the school was serving raw milk.\nYour typical layperson wants to blame the shits on the last thing they ate, but it’s almost never the last thing they ate. Most common GI pathogens take at least several hours to make people sick. Noro usually takes about 24 hours.\nThe article doesn’t have enough info for me to say what mode of transmission is likely. If most of these kids were sick on the same one/two days, foodborne would be likely. If cases were scattered over a few/several days, person-to-person or environmental transmission would be more likely. If it is foodborne then most likely someone in the kitchen worked while they were having diarrhea or within a couple days of recovering from diarrhea.\nNot mentioned in this article: it’d be super easy to test a couple of stool samples and find out the cause. It would take less than a day! The health department is probably working on it, but parents never want to give poops for school outbreaks. No idea why.",
">\n\nIn another article, it says that all 130 kids were vomiting simultaneously. Would that imply that it was environmental and not a virus? As in something airborne like an insecticide being sprayed incorrectly or a chemical leak?\n\nAccording to 8 News Now, all 130 students were lined up outside the Wayne N. Tanaka Elementary School health office on Jan. 27 as they experienced a wave of \"projectile vomiting.\"",
">\n\nThat sounds like mass psychogenic illness.",
">\n\nOr people being grossed out as well",
">\n\nIt goes deeper than that.",
">\n\nThat's what she said.\nNo, I mean some people are so grossed out by puke they puke themselves when they see someone doing it.\nA psychosis would be people just internalizing people are sick and they got it too. Like that House episode, but that wouldn't necessarily be because they are grossed out",
">\n\nSounds like norovirus. Scourge of cruise ships everywhere. Highly contagious. For this high a body count at once, it's got to be a cafeteria worker who didn't wash their hands.",
">\n\nWhy don't people wash their hands? Why?",
">\n\nYou’d think the last couple of years would have made at least some form of an impression…",
">\n\nIt’s like the people who believe we should keep getting sick to boost our immune system, and it’s like no I just keep getting sick!",
">\n\nDon’t get me wrong, I like time off work as much as the next bloke, but not when I’m sick, especially in bloody summer, for reference I’m in West Oz, we had 39°C today here in Perth, mate of mine is currently dealing with a chest infection and is not having a good time…",
">\n\nI hate that people think by being sick a lot I’m getting so much time off work, one I’m lucky to even get sick pay, and two I am not having fun! I am bedbound, struggling to look after myself and my home, and when I’m back to work I’ve got loads of work to catch up on, like it’s never fun and I’d rather not get sick!\nEdit: spelling mistakes!",
">\n\nPoor janitor"
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Exactly what I thought but it’s too similar to the last one I think (was it any good? It’s a great idea, that show, but the actual implementation is like… smiles at best, no laughs…for me anyway) | [
"Enteric diseases epidemiologist here. I investigate GI outbreaks for a state government. Folks that have said this sounds like norovirus are exactly right. \nNoro is the most common cause of acute gastroenteritis outbreaks by far, particularly in congregate settings like schools, long-term care facilities, prisons, etc. It is wonderfully “designed” to spread like wildfire: the infectious dose is insanely low, it’s found in the feces AND vomit of the infected, it’s not killed by hand sanitizer, it can live for a while on surfaces, and many disinfectants won’t kill it. About a hundred years ago (before the virus was discovered) it was called “winter vomiting syndrome” because cases and outbreaks increase markedly in the winter months and, you know, puking is involved. The timing and length of this annual peak differ a bit each year, but most cases and outbreaks occur between Novemberish and Marchish - aka norovirus season. In my state, our norovirus season has really picked up in the last two weeks.\nIf this were my investigation I’d assume norovirus unless A) the kids’ illnesses lasted say 4 to 6+ days instead of noro’s typical 1 or 2 days, B) a significant number of kids reported bloody diarrhea rather or other severe symptoms, or, C) there were some other compelling reason- for example, if the school was serving raw milk.\nYour typical layperson wants to blame the shits on the last thing they ate, but it’s almost never the last thing they ate. Most common GI pathogens take at least several hours to make people sick. Noro usually takes about 24 hours.\nThe article doesn’t have enough info for me to say what mode of transmission is likely. If most of these kids were sick on the same one/two days, foodborne would be likely. If cases were scattered over a few/several days, person-to-person or environmental transmission would be more likely. If it is foodborne then most likely someone in the kitchen worked while they were having diarrhea or within a couple days of recovering from diarrhea.\nNot mentioned in this article: it’d be super easy to test a couple of stool samples and find out the cause. It would take less than a day! The health department is probably working on it, but parents never want to give poops for school outbreaks. No idea why.",
">\n\nIn another article, it says that all 130 kids were vomiting simultaneously. Would that imply that it was environmental and not a virus? As in something airborne like an insecticide being sprayed incorrectly or a chemical leak?\n\nAccording to 8 News Now, all 130 students were lined up outside the Wayne N. Tanaka Elementary School health office on Jan. 27 as they experienced a wave of \"projectile vomiting.\"",
">\n\nThat sounds like mass psychogenic illness.",
">\n\nOr people being grossed out as well",
">\n\nIt goes deeper than that.",
">\n\nThat's what she said.\nNo, I mean some people are so grossed out by puke they puke themselves when they see someone doing it.\nA psychosis would be people just internalizing people are sick and they got it too. Like that House episode, but that wouldn't necessarily be because they are grossed out",
">\n\nSounds like norovirus. Scourge of cruise ships everywhere. Highly contagious. For this high a body count at once, it's got to be a cafeteria worker who didn't wash their hands.",
">\n\nWhy don't people wash their hands? Why?",
">\n\nYou’d think the last couple of years would have made at least some form of an impression…",
">\n\nIt’s like the people who believe we should keep getting sick to boost our immune system, and it’s like no I just keep getting sick!",
">\n\nDon’t get me wrong, I like time off work as much as the next bloke, but not when I’m sick, especially in bloody summer, for reference I’m in West Oz, we had 39°C today here in Perth, mate of mine is currently dealing with a chest infection and is not having a good time…",
">\n\nI hate that people think by being sick a lot I’m getting so much time off work, one I’m lucky to even get sick pay, and two I am not having fun! I am bedbound, struggling to look after myself and my home, and when I’m back to work I’ve got loads of work to catch up on, like it’s never fun and I’d rather not get sick!\nEdit: spelling mistakes!",
">\n\nPoor janitor",
">\n\nSeason 3 of American Vandal incoming?"
] |
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This happened at summer camp 40 odd years ago, turned out the well was contaminated. | [
"Enteric diseases epidemiologist here. I investigate GI outbreaks for a state government. Folks that have said this sounds like norovirus are exactly right. \nNoro is the most common cause of acute gastroenteritis outbreaks by far, particularly in congregate settings like schools, long-term care facilities, prisons, etc. It is wonderfully “designed” to spread like wildfire: the infectious dose is insanely low, it’s found in the feces AND vomit of the infected, it’s not killed by hand sanitizer, it can live for a while on surfaces, and many disinfectants won’t kill it. About a hundred years ago (before the virus was discovered) it was called “winter vomiting syndrome” because cases and outbreaks increase markedly in the winter months and, you know, puking is involved. The timing and length of this annual peak differ a bit each year, but most cases and outbreaks occur between Novemberish and Marchish - aka norovirus season. In my state, our norovirus season has really picked up in the last two weeks.\nIf this were my investigation I’d assume norovirus unless A) the kids’ illnesses lasted say 4 to 6+ days instead of noro’s typical 1 or 2 days, B) a significant number of kids reported bloody diarrhea rather or other severe symptoms, or, C) there were some other compelling reason- for example, if the school was serving raw milk.\nYour typical layperson wants to blame the shits on the last thing they ate, but it’s almost never the last thing they ate. Most common GI pathogens take at least several hours to make people sick. Noro usually takes about 24 hours.\nThe article doesn’t have enough info for me to say what mode of transmission is likely. If most of these kids were sick on the same one/two days, foodborne would be likely. If cases were scattered over a few/several days, person-to-person or environmental transmission would be more likely. If it is foodborne then most likely someone in the kitchen worked while they were having diarrhea or within a couple days of recovering from diarrhea.\nNot mentioned in this article: it’d be super easy to test a couple of stool samples and find out the cause. It would take less than a day! The health department is probably working on it, but parents never want to give poops for school outbreaks. No idea why.",
">\n\nIn another article, it says that all 130 kids were vomiting simultaneously. Would that imply that it was environmental and not a virus? As in something airborne like an insecticide being sprayed incorrectly or a chemical leak?\n\nAccording to 8 News Now, all 130 students were lined up outside the Wayne N. Tanaka Elementary School health office on Jan. 27 as they experienced a wave of \"projectile vomiting.\"",
">\n\nThat sounds like mass psychogenic illness.",
">\n\nOr people being grossed out as well",
">\n\nIt goes deeper than that.",
">\n\nThat's what she said.\nNo, I mean some people are so grossed out by puke they puke themselves when they see someone doing it.\nA psychosis would be people just internalizing people are sick and they got it too. Like that House episode, but that wouldn't necessarily be because they are grossed out",
">\n\nSounds like norovirus. Scourge of cruise ships everywhere. Highly contagious. For this high a body count at once, it's got to be a cafeteria worker who didn't wash their hands.",
">\n\nWhy don't people wash their hands? Why?",
">\n\nYou’d think the last couple of years would have made at least some form of an impression…",
">\n\nIt’s like the people who believe we should keep getting sick to boost our immune system, and it’s like no I just keep getting sick!",
">\n\nDon’t get me wrong, I like time off work as much as the next bloke, but not when I’m sick, especially in bloody summer, for reference I’m in West Oz, we had 39°C today here in Perth, mate of mine is currently dealing with a chest infection and is not having a good time…",
">\n\nI hate that people think by being sick a lot I’m getting so much time off work, one I’m lucky to even get sick pay, and two I am not having fun! I am bedbound, struggling to look after myself and my home, and when I’m back to work I’ve got loads of work to catch up on, like it’s never fun and I’d rather not get sick!\nEdit: spelling mistakes!",
">\n\nPoor janitor",
">\n\nSeason 3 of American Vandal incoming?",
">\n\nExactly what I thought but it’s too similar to the last one I think (was it any good? It’s a great idea, that show, but the actual implementation is like… smiles at best, no laughs…for me anyway)"
] |
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Someone poisoned the waterhole! | [
"Enteric diseases epidemiologist here. I investigate GI outbreaks for a state government. Folks that have said this sounds like norovirus are exactly right. \nNoro is the most common cause of acute gastroenteritis outbreaks by far, particularly in congregate settings like schools, long-term care facilities, prisons, etc. It is wonderfully “designed” to spread like wildfire: the infectious dose is insanely low, it’s found in the feces AND vomit of the infected, it’s not killed by hand sanitizer, it can live for a while on surfaces, and many disinfectants won’t kill it. About a hundred years ago (before the virus was discovered) it was called “winter vomiting syndrome” because cases and outbreaks increase markedly in the winter months and, you know, puking is involved. The timing and length of this annual peak differ a bit each year, but most cases and outbreaks occur between Novemberish and Marchish - aka norovirus season. In my state, our norovirus season has really picked up in the last two weeks.\nIf this were my investigation I’d assume norovirus unless A) the kids’ illnesses lasted say 4 to 6+ days instead of noro’s typical 1 or 2 days, B) a significant number of kids reported bloody diarrhea rather or other severe symptoms, or, C) there were some other compelling reason- for example, if the school was serving raw milk.\nYour typical layperson wants to blame the shits on the last thing they ate, but it’s almost never the last thing they ate. Most common GI pathogens take at least several hours to make people sick. Noro usually takes about 24 hours.\nThe article doesn’t have enough info for me to say what mode of transmission is likely. If most of these kids were sick on the same one/two days, foodborne would be likely. If cases were scattered over a few/several days, person-to-person or environmental transmission would be more likely. If it is foodborne then most likely someone in the kitchen worked while they were having diarrhea or within a couple days of recovering from diarrhea.\nNot mentioned in this article: it’d be super easy to test a couple of stool samples and find out the cause. It would take less than a day! The health department is probably working on it, but parents never want to give poops for school outbreaks. No idea why.",
">\n\nIn another article, it says that all 130 kids were vomiting simultaneously. Would that imply that it was environmental and not a virus? As in something airborne like an insecticide being sprayed incorrectly or a chemical leak?\n\nAccording to 8 News Now, all 130 students were lined up outside the Wayne N. Tanaka Elementary School health office on Jan. 27 as they experienced a wave of \"projectile vomiting.\"",
">\n\nThat sounds like mass psychogenic illness.",
">\n\nOr people being grossed out as well",
">\n\nIt goes deeper than that.",
">\n\nThat's what she said.\nNo, I mean some people are so grossed out by puke they puke themselves when they see someone doing it.\nA psychosis would be people just internalizing people are sick and they got it too. Like that House episode, but that wouldn't necessarily be because they are grossed out",
">\n\nSounds like norovirus. Scourge of cruise ships everywhere. Highly contagious. For this high a body count at once, it's got to be a cafeteria worker who didn't wash their hands.",
">\n\nWhy don't people wash their hands? Why?",
">\n\nYou’d think the last couple of years would have made at least some form of an impression…",
">\n\nIt’s like the people who believe we should keep getting sick to boost our immune system, and it’s like no I just keep getting sick!",
">\n\nDon’t get me wrong, I like time off work as much as the next bloke, but not when I’m sick, especially in bloody summer, for reference I’m in West Oz, we had 39°C today here in Perth, mate of mine is currently dealing with a chest infection and is not having a good time…",
">\n\nI hate that people think by being sick a lot I’m getting so much time off work, one I’m lucky to even get sick pay, and two I am not having fun! I am bedbound, struggling to look after myself and my home, and when I’m back to work I’ve got loads of work to catch up on, like it’s never fun and I’d rather not get sick!\nEdit: spelling mistakes!",
">\n\nPoor janitor",
">\n\nSeason 3 of American Vandal incoming?",
">\n\nExactly what I thought but it’s too similar to the last one I think (was it any good? It’s a great idea, that show, but the actual implementation is like… smiles at best, no laughs…for me anyway)",
">\n\nThis happened at summer camp 40 odd years ago, turned out the well was contaminated."
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The watering hole? Whats so great about the watering hole? | [
"Enteric diseases epidemiologist here. I investigate GI outbreaks for a state government. Folks that have said this sounds like norovirus are exactly right. \nNoro is the most common cause of acute gastroenteritis outbreaks by far, particularly in congregate settings like schools, long-term care facilities, prisons, etc. It is wonderfully “designed” to spread like wildfire: the infectious dose is insanely low, it’s found in the feces AND vomit of the infected, it’s not killed by hand sanitizer, it can live for a while on surfaces, and many disinfectants won’t kill it. About a hundred years ago (before the virus was discovered) it was called “winter vomiting syndrome” because cases and outbreaks increase markedly in the winter months and, you know, puking is involved. The timing and length of this annual peak differ a bit each year, but most cases and outbreaks occur between Novemberish and Marchish - aka norovirus season. In my state, our norovirus season has really picked up in the last two weeks.\nIf this were my investigation I’d assume norovirus unless A) the kids’ illnesses lasted say 4 to 6+ days instead of noro’s typical 1 or 2 days, B) a significant number of kids reported bloody diarrhea rather or other severe symptoms, or, C) there were some other compelling reason- for example, if the school was serving raw milk.\nYour typical layperson wants to blame the shits on the last thing they ate, but it’s almost never the last thing they ate. Most common GI pathogens take at least several hours to make people sick. Noro usually takes about 24 hours.\nThe article doesn’t have enough info for me to say what mode of transmission is likely. If most of these kids were sick on the same one/two days, foodborne would be likely. If cases were scattered over a few/several days, person-to-person or environmental transmission would be more likely. If it is foodborne then most likely someone in the kitchen worked while they were having diarrhea or within a couple days of recovering from diarrhea.\nNot mentioned in this article: it’d be super easy to test a couple of stool samples and find out the cause. It would take less than a day! The health department is probably working on it, but parents never want to give poops for school outbreaks. No idea why.",
">\n\nIn another article, it says that all 130 kids were vomiting simultaneously. Would that imply that it was environmental and not a virus? As in something airborne like an insecticide being sprayed incorrectly or a chemical leak?\n\nAccording to 8 News Now, all 130 students were lined up outside the Wayne N. Tanaka Elementary School health office on Jan. 27 as they experienced a wave of \"projectile vomiting.\"",
">\n\nThat sounds like mass psychogenic illness.",
">\n\nOr people being grossed out as well",
">\n\nIt goes deeper than that.",
">\n\nThat's what she said.\nNo, I mean some people are so grossed out by puke they puke themselves when they see someone doing it.\nA psychosis would be people just internalizing people are sick and they got it too. Like that House episode, but that wouldn't necessarily be because they are grossed out",
">\n\nSounds like norovirus. Scourge of cruise ships everywhere. Highly contagious. For this high a body count at once, it's got to be a cafeteria worker who didn't wash their hands.",
">\n\nWhy don't people wash their hands? Why?",
">\n\nYou’d think the last couple of years would have made at least some form of an impression…",
">\n\nIt’s like the people who believe we should keep getting sick to boost our immune system, and it’s like no I just keep getting sick!",
">\n\nDon’t get me wrong, I like time off work as much as the next bloke, but not when I’m sick, especially in bloody summer, for reference I’m in West Oz, we had 39°C today here in Perth, mate of mine is currently dealing with a chest infection and is not having a good time…",
">\n\nI hate that people think by being sick a lot I’m getting so much time off work, one I’m lucky to even get sick pay, and two I am not having fun! I am bedbound, struggling to look after myself and my home, and when I’m back to work I’ve got loads of work to catch up on, like it’s never fun and I’d rather not get sick!\nEdit: spelling mistakes!",
">\n\nPoor janitor",
">\n\nSeason 3 of American Vandal incoming?",
">\n\nExactly what I thought but it’s too similar to the last one I think (was it any good? It’s a great idea, that show, but the actual implementation is like… smiles at best, no laughs…for me anyway)",
">\n\nThis happened at summer camp 40 odd years ago, turned out the well was contaminated.",
">\n\nSomeone poisoned the waterhole!"
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I’ll SHOW you when we GET there. | [
"Enteric diseases epidemiologist here. I investigate GI outbreaks for a state government. Folks that have said this sounds like norovirus are exactly right. \nNoro is the most common cause of acute gastroenteritis outbreaks by far, particularly in congregate settings like schools, long-term care facilities, prisons, etc. It is wonderfully “designed” to spread like wildfire: the infectious dose is insanely low, it’s found in the feces AND vomit of the infected, it’s not killed by hand sanitizer, it can live for a while on surfaces, and many disinfectants won’t kill it. About a hundred years ago (before the virus was discovered) it was called “winter vomiting syndrome” because cases and outbreaks increase markedly in the winter months and, you know, puking is involved. The timing and length of this annual peak differ a bit each year, but most cases and outbreaks occur between Novemberish and Marchish - aka norovirus season. In my state, our norovirus season has really picked up in the last two weeks.\nIf this were my investigation I’d assume norovirus unless A) the kids’ illnesses lasted say 4 to 6+ days instead of noro’s typical 1 or 2 days, B) a significant number of kids reported bloody diarrhea rather or other severe symptoms, or, C) there were some other compelling reason- for example, if the school was serving raw milk.\nYour typical layperson wants to blame the shits on the last thing they ate, but it’s almost never the last thing they ate. Most common GI pathogens take at least several hours to make people sick. Noro usually takes about 24 hours.\nThe article doesn’t have enough info for me to say what mode of transmission is likely. If most of these kids were sick on the same one/two days, foodborne would be likely. If cases were scattered over a few/several days, person-to-person or environmental transmission would be more likely. If it is foodborne then most likely someone in the kitchen worked while they were having diarrhea or within a couple days of recovering from diarrhea.\nNot mentioned in this article: it’d be super easy to test a couple of stool samples and find out the cause. It would take less than a day! The health department is probably working on it, but parents never want to give poops for school outbreaks. No idea why.",
">\n\nIn another article, it says that all 130 kids were vomiting simultaneously. Would that imply that it was environmental and not a virus? As in something airborne like an insecticide being sprayed incorrectly or a chemical leak?\n\nAccording to 8 News Now, all 130 students were lined up outside the Wayne N. Tanaka Elementary School health office on Jan. 27 as they experienced a wave of \"projectile vomiting.\"",
">\n\nThat sounds like mass psychogenic illness.",
">\n\nOr people being grossed out as well",
">\n\nIt goes deeper than that.",
">\n\nThat's what she said.\nNo, I mean some people are so grossed out by puke they puke themselves when they see someone doing it.\nA psychosis would be people just internalizing people are sick and they got it too. Like that House episode, but that wouldn't necessarily be because they are grossed out",
">\n\nSounds like norovirus. Scourge of cruise ships everywhere. Highly contagious. For this high a body count at once, it's got to be a cafeteria worker who didn't wash their hands.",
">\n\nWhy don't people wash their hands? Why?",
">\n\nYou’d think the last couple of years would have made at least some form of an impression…",
">\n\nIt’s like the people who believe we should keep getting sick to boost our immune system, and it’s like no I just keep getting sick!",
">\n\nDon’t get me wrong, I like time off work as much as the next bloke, but not when I’m sick, especially in bloody summer, for reference I’m in West Oz, we had 39°C today here in Perth, mate of mine is currently dealing with a chest infection and is not having a good time…",
">\n\nI hate that people think by being sick a lot I’m getting so much time off work, one I’m lucky to even get sick pay, and two I am not having fun! I am bedbound, struggling to look after myself and my home, and when I’m back to work I’ve got loads of work to catch up on, like it’s never fun and I’d rather not get sick!\nEdit: spelling mistakes!",
">\n\nPoor janitor",
">\n\nSeason 3 of American Vandal incoming?",
">\n\nExactly what I thought but it’s too similar to the last one I think (was it any good? It’s a great idea, that show, but the actual implementation is like… smiles at best, no laughs…for me anyway)",
">\n\nThis happened at summer camp 40 odd years ago, turned out the well was contaminated.",
">\n\nSomeone poisoned the waterhole!",
">\n\nThe watering hole? Whats so great about the watering hole?"
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An elephant what!? | [
"Enteric diseases epidemiologist here. I investigate GI outbreaks for a state government. Folks that have said this sounds like norovirus are exactly right. \nNoro is the most common cause of acute gastroenteritis outbreaks by far, particularly in congregate settings like schools, long-term care facilities, prisons, etc. It is wonderfully “designed” to spread like wildfire: the infectious dose is insanely low, it’s found in the feces AND vomit of the infected, it’s not killed by hand sanitizer, it can live for a while on surfaces, and many disinfectants won’t kill it. About a hundred years ago (before the virus was discovered) it was called “winter vomiting syndrome” because cases and outbreaks increase markedly in the winter months and, you know, puking is involved. The timing and length of this annual peak differ a bit each year, but most cases and outbreaks occur between Novemberish and Marchish - aka norovirus season. In my state, our norovirus season has really picked up in the last two weeks.\nIf this were my investigation I’d assume norovirus unless A) the kids’ illnesses lasted say 4 to 6+ days instead of noro’s typical 1 or 2 days, B) a significant number of kids reported bloody diarrhea rather or other severe symptoms, or, C) there were some other compelling reason- for example, if the school was serving raw milk.\nYour typical layperson wants to blame the shits on the last thing they ate, but it’s almost never the last thing they ate. Most common GI pathogens take at least several hours to make people sick. Noro usually takes about 24 hours.\nThe article doesn’t have enough info for me to say what mode of transmission is likely. If most of these kids were sick on the same one/two days, foodborne would be likely. If cases were scattered over a few/several days, person-to-person or environmental transmission would be more likely. If it is foodborne then most likely someone in the kitchen worked while they were having diarrhea or within a couple days of recovering from diarrhea.\nNot mentioned in this article: it’d be super easy to test a couple of stool samples and find out the cause. It would take less than a day! The health department is probably working on it, but parents never want to give poops for school outbreaks. No idea why.",
">\n\nIn another article, it says that all 130 kids were vomiting simultaneously. Would that imply that it was environmental and not a virus? As in something airborne like an insecticide being sprayed incorrectly or a chemical leak?\n\nAccording to 8 News Now, all 130 students were lined up outside the Wayne N. Tanaka Elementary School health office on Jan. 27 as they experienced a wave of \"projectile vomiting.\"",
">\n\nThat sounds like mass psychogenic illness.",
">\n\nOr people being grossed out as well",
">\n\nIt goes deeper than that.",
">\n\nThat's what she said.\nNo, I mean some people are so grossed out by puke they puke themselves when they see someone doing it.\nA psychosis would be people just internalizing people are sick and they got it too. Like that House episode, but that wouldn't necessarily be because they are grossed out",
">\n\nSounds like norovirus. Scourge of cruise ships everywhere. Highly contagious. For this high a body count at once, it's got to be a cafeteria worker who didn't wash their hands.",
">\n\nWhy don't people wash their hands? Why?",
">\n\nYou’d think the last couple of years would have made at least some form of an impression…",
">\n\nIt’s like the people who believe we should keep getting sick to boost our immune system, and it’s like no I just keep getting sick!",
">\n\nDon’t get me wrong, I like time off work as much as the next bloke, but not when I’m sick, especially in bloody summer, for reference I’m in West Oz, we had 39°C today here in Perth, mate of mine is currently dealing with a chest infection and is not having a good time…",
">\n\nI hate that people think by being sick a lot I’m getting so much time off work, one I’m lucky to even get sick pay, and two I am not having fun! I am bedbound, struggling to look after myself and my home, and when I’m back to work I’ve got loads of work to catch up on, like it’s never fun and I’d rather not get sick!\nEdit: spelling mistakes!",
">\n\nPoor janitor",
">\n\nSeason 3 of American Vandal incoming?",
">\n\nExactly what I thought but it’s too similar to the last one I think (was it any good? It’s a great idea, that show, but the actual implementation is like… smiles at best, no laughs…for me anyway)",
">\n\nThis happened at summer camp 40 odd years ago, turned out the well was contaminated.",
">\n\nSomeone poisoned the waterhole!",
">\n\nThe watering hole? Whats so great about the watering hole?",
">\n\nI’ll SHOW you when we GET there."
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How are we gonna ditch the dodo? | [
"Enteric diseases epidemiologist here. I investigate GI outbreaks for a state government. Folks that have said this sounds like norovirus are exactly right. \nNoro is the most common cause of acute gastroenteritis outbreaks by far, particularly in congregate settings like schools, long-term care facilities, prisons, etc. It is wonderfully “designed” to spread like wildfire: the infectious dose is insanely low, it’s found in the feces AND vomit of the infected, it’s not killed by hand sanitizer, it can live for a while on surfaces, and many disinfectants won’t kill it. About a hundred years ago (before the virus was discovered) it was called “winter vomiting syndrome” because cases and outbreaks increase markedly in the winter months and, you know, puking is involved. The timing and length of this annual peak differ a bit each year, but most cases and outbreaks occur between Novemberish and Marchish - aka norovirus season. In my state, our norovirus season has really picked up in the last two weeks.\nIf this were my investigation I’d assume norovirus unless A) the kids’ illnesses lasted say 4 to 6+ days instead of noro’s typical 1 or 2 days, B) a significant number of kids reported bloody diarrhea rather or other severe symptoms, or, C) there were some other compelling reason- for example, if the school was serving raw milk.\nYour typical layperson wants to blame the shits on the last thing they ate, but it’s almost never the last thing they ate. Most common GI pathogens take at least several hours to make people sick. Noro usually takes about 24 hours.\nThe article doesn’t have enough info for me to say what mode of transmission is likely. If most of these kids were sick on the same one/two days, foodborne would be likely. If cases were scattered over a few/several days, person-to-person or environmental transmission would be more likely. If it is foodborne then most likely someone in the kitchen worked while they were having diarrhea or within a couple days of recovering from diarrhea.\nNot mentioned in this article: it’d be super easy to test a couple of stool samples and find out the cause. It would take less than a day! The health department is probably working on it, but parents never want to give poops for school outbreaks. No idea why.",
">\n\nIn another article, it says that all 130 kids were vomiting simultaneously. Would that imply that it was environmental and not a virus? As in something airborne like an insecticide being sprayed incorrectly or a chemical leak?\n\nAccording to 8 News Now, all 130 students were lined up outside the Wayne N. Tanaka Elementary School health office on Jan. 27 as they experienced a wave of \"projectile vomiting.\"",
">\n\nThat sounds like mass psychogenic illness.",
">\n\nOr people being grossed out as well",
">\n\nIt goes deeper than that.",
">\n\nThat's what she said.\nNo, I mean some people are so grossed out by puke they puke themselves when they see someone doing it.\nA psychosis would be people just internalizing people are sick and they got it too. Like that House episode, but that wouldn't necessarily be because they are grossed out",
">\n\nSounds like norovirus. Scourge of cruise ships everywhere. Highly contagious. For this high a body count at once, it's got to be a cafeteria worker who didn't wash their hands.",
">\n\nWhy don't people wash their hands? Why?",
">\n\nYou’d think the last couple of years would have made at least some form of an impression…",
">\n\nIt’s like the people who believe we should keep getting sick to boost our immune system, and it’s like no I just keep getting sick!",
">\n\nDon’t get me wrong, I like time off work as much as the next bloke, but not when I’m sick, especially in bloody summer, for reference I’m in West Oz, we had 39°C today here in Perth, mate of mine is currently dealing with a chest infection and is not having a good time…",
">\n\nI hate that people think by being sick a lot I’m getting so much time off work, one I’m lucky to even get sick pay, and two I am not having fun! I am bedbound, struggling to look after myself and my home, and when I’m back to work I’ve got loads of work to catch up on, like it’s never fun and I’d rather not get sick!\nEdit: spelling mistakes!",
">\n\nPoor janitor",
">\n\nSeason 3 of American Vandal incoming?",
">\n\nExactly what I thought but it’s too similar to the last one I think (was it any good? It’s a great idea, that show, but the actual implementation is like… smiles at best, no laughs…for me anyway)",
">\n\nThis happened at summer camp 40 odd years ago, turned out the well was contaminated.",
">\n\nSomeone poisoned the waterhole!",
">\n\nThe watering hole? Whats so great about the watering hole?",
">\n\nI’ll SHOW you when we GET there.",
">\n\nAn elephant what!?"
] |
>
American Vandal Season 3 | [
"Enteric diseases epidemiologist here. I investigate GI outbreaks for a state government. Folks that have said this sounds like norovirus are exactly right. \nNoro is the most common cause of acute gastroenteritis outbreaks by far, particularly in congregate settings like schools, long-term care facilities, prisons, etc. It is wonderfully “designed” to spread like wildfire: the infectious dose is insanely low, it’s found in the feces AND vomit of the infected, it’s not killed by hand sanitizer, it can live for a while on surfaces, and many disinfectants won’t kill it. About a hundred years ago (before the virus was discovered) it was called “winter vomiting syndrome” because cases and outbreaks increase markedly in the winter months and, you know, puking is involved. The timing and length of this annual peak differ a bit each year, but most cases and outbreaks occur between Novemberish and Marchish - aka norovirus season. In my state, our norovirus season has really picked up in the last two weeks.\nIf this were my investigation I’d assume norovirus unless A) the kids’ illnesses lasted say 4 to 6+ days instead of noro’s typical 1 or 2 days, B) a significant number of kids reported bloody diarrhea rather or other severe symptoms, or, C) there were some other compelling reason- for example, if the school was serving raw milk.\nYour typical layperson wants to blame the shits on the last thing they ate, but it’s almost never the last thing they ate. Most common GI pathogens take at least several hours to make people sick. Noro usually takes about 24 hours.\nThe article doesn’t have enough info for me to say what mode of transmission is likely. If most of these kids were sick on the same one/two days, foodborne would be likely. If cases were scattered over a few/several days, person-to-person or environmental transmission would be more likely. If it is foodborne then most likely someone in the kitchen worked while they were having diarrhea or within a couple days of recovering from diarrhea.\nNot mentioned in this article: it’d be super easy to test a couple of stool samples and find out the cause. It would take less than a day! The health department is probably working on it, but parents never want to give poops for school outbreaks. No idea why.",
">\n\nIn another article, it says that all 130 kids were vomiting simultaneously. Would that imply that it was environmental and not a virus? As in something airborne like an insecticide being sprayed incorrectly or a chemical leak?\n\nAccording to 8 News Now, all 130 students were lined up outside the Wayne N. Tanaka Elementary School health office on Jan. 27 as they experienced a wave of \"projectile vomiting.\"",
">\n\nThat sounds like mass psychogenic illness.",
">\n\nOr people being grossed out as well",
">\n\nIt goes deeper than that.",
">\n\nThat's what she said.\nNo, I mean some people are so grossed out by puke they puke themselves when they see someone doing it.\nA psychosis would be people just internalizing people are sick and they got it too. Like that House episode, but that wouldn't necessarily be because they are grossed out",
">\n\nSounds like norovirus. Scourge of cruise ships everywhere. Highly contagious. For this high a body count at once, it's got to be a cafeteria worker who didn't wash their hands.",
">\n\nWhy don't people wash their hands? Why?",
">\n\nYou’d think the last couple of years would have made at least some form of an impression…",
">\n\nIt’s like the people who believe we should keep getting sick to boost our immune system, and it’s like no I just keep getting sick!",
">\n\nDon’t get me wrong, I like time off work as much as the next bloke, but not when I’m sick, especially in bloody summer, for reference I’m in West Oz, we had 39°C today here in Perth, mate of mine is currently dealing with a chest infection and is not having a good time…",
">\n\nI hate that people think by being sick a lot I’m getting so much time off work, one I’m lucky to even get sick pay, and two I am not having fun! I am bedbound, struggling to look after myself and my home, and when I’m back to work I’ve got loads of work to catch up on, like it’s never fun and I’d rather not get sick!\nEdit: spelling mistakes!",
">\n\nPoor janitor",
">\n\nSeason 3 of American Vandal incoming?",
">\n\nExactly what I thought but it’s too similar to the last one I think (was it any good? It’s a great idea, that show, but the actual implementation is like… smiles at best, no laughs…for me anyway)",
">\n\nThis happened at summer camp 40 odd years ago, turned out the well was contaminated.",
">\n\nSomeone poisoned the waterhole!",
">\n\nThe watering hole? Whats so great about the watering hole?",
">\n\nI’ll SHOW you when we GET there.",
">\n\nAn elephant what!?",
">\n\nHow are we gonna ditch the dodo?"
] |
>
We back, boys. Lets gooo | [
"Enteric diseases epidemiologist here. I investigate GI outbreaks for a state government. Folks that have said this sounds like norovirus are exactly right. \nNoro is the most common cause of acute gastroenteritis outbreaks by far, particularly in congregate settings like schools, long-term care facilities, prisons, etc. It is wonderfully “designed” to spread like wildfire: the infectious dose is insanely low, it’s found in the feces AND vomit of the infected, it’s not killed by hand sanitizer, it can live for a while on surfaces, and many disinfectants won’t kill it. About a hundred years ago (before the virus was discovered) it was called “winter vomiting syndrome” because cases and outbreaks increase markedly in the winter months and, you know, puking is involved. The timing and length of this annual peak differ a bit each year, but most cases and outbreaks occur between Novemberish and Marchish - aka norovirus season. In my state, our norovirus season has really picked up in the last two weeks.\nIf this were my investigation I’d assume norovirus unless A) the kids’ illnesses lasted say 4 to 6+ days instead of noro’s typical 1 or 2 days, B) a significant number of kids reported bloody diarrhea rather or other severe symptoms, or, C) there were some other compelling reason- for example, if the school was serving raw milk.\nYour typical layperson wants to blame the shits on the last thing they ate, but it’s almost never the last thing they ate. Most common GI pathogens take at least several hours to make people sick. Noro usually takes about 24 hours.\nThe article doesn’t have enough info for me to say what mode of transmission is likely. If most of these kids were sick on the same one/two days, foodborne would be likely. If cases were scattered over a few/several days, person-to-person or environmental transmission would be more likely. If it is foodborne then most likely someone in the kitchen worked while they were having diarrhea or within a couple days of recovering from diarrhea.\nNot mentioned in this article: it’d be super easy to test a couple of stool samples and find out the cause. It would take less than a day! The health department is probably working on it, but parents never want to give poops for school outbreaks. No idea why.",
">\n\nIn another article, it says that all 130 kids were vomiting simultaneously. Would that imply that it was environmental and not a virus? As in something airborne like an insecticide being sprayed incorrectly or a chemical leak?\n\nAccording to 8 News Now, all 130 students were lined up outside the Wayne N. Tanaka Elementary School health office on Jan. 27 as they experienced a wave of \"projectile vomiting.\"",
">\n\nThat sounds like mass psychogenic illness.",
">\n\nOr people being grossed out as well",
">\n\nIt goes deeper than that.",
">\n\nThat's what she said.\nNo, I mean some people are so grossed out by puke they puke themselves when they see someone doing it.\nA psychosis would be people just internalizing people are sick and they got it too. Like that House episode, but that wouldn't necessarily be because they are grossed out",
">\n\nSounds like norovirus. Scourge of cruise ships everywhere. Highly contagious. For this high a body count at once, it's got to be a cafeteria worker who didn't wash their hands.",
">\n\nWhy don't people wash their hands? Why?",
">\n\nYou’d think the last couple of years would have made at least some form of an impression…",
">\n\nIt’s like the people who believe we should keep getting sick to boost our immune system, and it’s like no I just keep getting sick!",
">\n\nDon’t get me wrong, I like time off work as much as the next bloke, but not when I’m sick, especially in bloody summer, for reference I’m in West Oz, we had 39°C today here in Perth, mate of mine is currently dealing with a chest infection and is not having a good time…",
">\n\nI hate that people think by being sick a lot I’m getting so much time off work, one I’m lucky to even get sick pay, and two I am not having fun! I am bedbound, struggling to look after myself and my home, and when I’m back to work I’ve got loads of work to catch up on, like it’s never fun and I’d rather not get sick!\nEdit: spelling mistakes!",
">\n\nPoor janitor",
">\n\nSeason 3 of American Vandal incoming?",
">\n\nExactly what I thought but it’s too similar to the last one I think (was it any good? It’s a great idea, that show, but the actual implementation is like… smiles at best, no laughs…for me anyway)",
">\n\nThis happened at summer camp 40 odd years ago, turned out the well was contaminated.",
">\n\nSomeone poisoned the waterhole!",
">\n\nThe watering hole? Whats so great about the watering hole?",
">\n\nI’ll SHOW you when we GET there.",
">\n\nAn elephant what!?",
">\n\nHow are we gonna ditch the dodo?",
">\n\nAmerican Vandal Season 3"
] |
>
Sounds like someone didn't wear gloves while making lunch. Gave them the Norovirus. | [
"Enteric diseases epidemiologist here. I investigate GI outbreaks for a state government. Folks that have said this sounds like norovirus are exactly right. \nNoro is the most common cause of acute gastroenteritis outbreaks by far, particularly in congregate settings like schools, long-term care facilities, prisons, etc. It is wonderfully “designed” to spread like wildfire: the infectious dose is insanely low, it’s found in the feces AND vomit of the infected, it’s not killed by hand sanitizer, it can live for a while on surfaces, and many disinfectants won’t kill it. About a hundred years ago (before the virus was discovered) it was called “winter vomiting syndrome” because cases and outbreaks increase markedly in the winter months and, you know, puking is involved. The timing and length of this annual peak differ a bit each year, but most cases and outbreaks occur between Novemberish and Marchish - aka norovirus season. In my state, our norovirus season has really picked up in the last two weeks.\nIf this were my investigation I’d assume norovirus unless A) the kids’ illnesses lasted say 4 to 6+ days instead of noro’s typical 1 or 2 days, B) a significant number of kids reported bloody diarrhea rather or other severe symptoms, or, C) there were some other compelling reason- for example, if the school was serving raw milk.\nYour typical layperson wants to blame the shits on the last thing they ate, but it’s almost never the last thing they ate. Most common GI pathogens take at least several hours to make people sick. Noro usually takes about 24 hours.\nThe article doesn’t have enough info for me to say what mode of transmission is likely. If most of these kids were sick on the same one/two days, foodborne would be likely. If cases were scattered over a few/several days, person-to-person or environmental transmission would be more likely. If it is foodborne then most likely someone in the kitchen worked while they were having diarrhea or within a couple days of recovering from diarrhea.\nNot mentioned in this article: it’d be super easy to test a couple of stool samples and find out the cause. It would take less than a day! The health department is probably working on it, but parents never want to give poops for school outbreaks. No idea why.",
">\n\nIn another article, it says that all 130 kids were vomiting simultaneously. Would that imply that it was environmental and not a virus? As in something airborne like an insecticide being sprayed incorrectly or a chemical leak?\n\nAccording to 8 News Now, all 130 students were lined up outside the Wayne N. Tanaka Elementary School health office on Jan. 27 as they experienced a wave of \"projectile vomiting.\"",
">\n\nThat sounds like mass psychogenic illness.",
">\n\nOr people being grossed out as well",
">\n\nIt goes deeper than that.",
">\n\nThat's what she said.\nNo, I mean some people are so grossed out by puke they puke themselves when they see someone doing it.\nA psychosis would be people just internalizing people are sick and they got it too. Like that House episode, but that wouldn't necessarily be because they are grossed out",
">\n\nSounds like norovirus. Scourge of cruise ships everywhere. Highly contagious. For this high a body count at once, it's got to be a cafeteria worker who didn't wash their hands.",
">\n\nWhy don't people wash their hands? Why?",
">\n\nYou’d think the last couple of years would have made at least some form of an impression…",
">\n\nIt’s like the people who believe we should keep getting sick to boost our immune system, and it’s like no I just keep getting sick!",
">\n\nDon’t get me wrong, I like time off work as much as the next bloke, but not when I’m sick, especially in bloody summer, for reference I’m in West Oz, we had 39°C today here in Perth, mate of mine is currently dealing with a chest infection and is not having a good time…",
">\n\nI hate that people think by being sick a lot I’m getting so much time off work, one I’m lucky to even get sick pay, and two I am not having fun! I am bedbound, struggling to look after myself and my home, and when I’m back to work I’ve got loads of work to catch up on, like it’s never fun and I’d rather not get sick!\nEdit: spelling mistakes!",
">\n\nPoor janitor",
">\n\nSeason 3 of American Vandal incoming?",
">\n\nExactly what I thought but it’s too similar to the last one I think (was it any good? It’s a great idea, that show, but the actual implementation is like… smiles at best, no laughs…for me anyway)",
">\n\nThis happened at summer camp 40 odd years ago, turned out the well was contaminated.",
">\n\nSomeone poisoned the waterhole!",
">\n\nThe watering hole? Whats so great about the watering hole?",
">\n\nI’ll SHOW you when we GET there.",
">\n\nAn elephant what!?",
">\n\nHow are we gonna ditch the dodo?",
">\n\nAmerican Vandal Season 3",
">\n\nWe back, boys. Lets gooo"
] |
>
I’ve had Norovirus twice, it was brutal. Wouldn’t wish it on anyone | [
"Enteric diseases epidemiologist here. I investigate GI outbreaks for a state government. Folks that have said this sounds like norovirus are exactly right. \nNoro is the most common cause of acute gastroenteritis outbreaks by far, particularly in congregate settings like schools, long-term care facilities, prisons, etc. It is wonderfully “designed” to spread like wildfire: the infectious dose is insanely low, it’s found in the feces AND vomit of the infected, it’s not killed by hand sanitizer, it can live for a while on surfaces, and many disinfectants won’t kill it. About a hundred years ago (before the virus was discovered) it was called “winter vomiting syndrome” because cases and outbreaks increase markedly in the winter months and, you know, puking is involved. The timing and length of this annual peak differ a bit each year, but most cases and outbreaks occur between Novemberish and Marchish - aka norovirus season. In my state, our norovirus season has really picked up in the last two weeks.\nIf this were my investigation I’d assume norovirus unless A) the kids’ illnesses lasted say 4 to 6+ days instead of noro’s typical 1 or 2 days, B) a significant number of kids reported bloody diarrhea rather or other severe symptoms, or, C) there were some other compelling reason- for example, if the school was serving raw milk.\nYour typical layperson wants to blame the shits on the last thing they ate, but it’s almost never the last thing they ate. Most common GI pathogens take at least several hours to make people sick. Noro usually takes about 24 hours.\nThe article doesn’t have enough info for me to say what mode of transmission is likely. If most of these kids were sick on the same one/two days, foodborne would be likely. If cases were scattered over a few/several days, person-to-person or environmental transmission would be more likely. If it is foodborne then most likely someone in the kitchen worked while they were having diarrhea or within a couple days of recovering from diarrhea.\nNot mentioned in this article: it’d be super easy to test a couple of stool samples and find out the cause. It would take less than a day! The health department is probably working on it, but parents never want to give poops for school outbreaks. No idea why.",
">\n\nIn another article, it says that all 130 kids were vomiting simultaneously. Would that imply that it was environmental and not a virus? As in something airborne like an insecticide being sprayed incorrectly or a chemical leak?\n\nAccording to 8 News Now, all 130 students were lined up outside the Wayne N. Tanaka Elementary School health office on Jan. 27 as they experienced a wave of \"projectile vomiting.\"",
">\n\nThat sounds like mass psychogenic illness.",
">\n\nOr people being grossed out as well",
">\n\nIt goes deeper than that.",
">\n\nThat's what she said.\nNo, I mean some people are so grossed out by puke they puke themselves when they see someone doing it.\nA psychosis would be people just internalizing people are sick and they got it too. Like that House episode, but that wouldn't necessarily be because they are grossed out",
">\n\nSounds like norovirus. Scourge of cruise ships everywhere. Highly contagious. For this high a body count at once, it's got to be a cafeteria worker who didn't wash their hands.",
">\n\nWhy don't people wash their hands? Why?",
">\n\nYou’d think the last couple of years would have made at least some form of an impression…",
">\n\nIt’s like the people who believe we should keep getting sick to boost our immune system, and it’s like no I just keep getting sick!",
">\n\nDon’t get me wrong, I like time off work as much as the next bloke, but not when I’m sick, especially in bloody summer, for reference I’m in West Oz, we had 39°C today here in Perth, mate of mine is currently dealing with a chest infection and is not having a good time…",
">\n\nI hate that people think by being sick a lot I’m getting so much time off work, one I’m lucky to even get sick pay, and two I am not having fun! I am bedbound, struggling to look after myself and my home, and when I’m back to work I’ve got loads of work to catch up on, like it’s never fun and I’d rather not get sick!\nEdit: spelling mistakes!",
">\n\nPoor janitor",
">\n\nSeason 3 of American Vandal incoming?",
">\n\nExactly what I thought but it’s too similar to the last one I think (was it any good? It’s a great idea, that show, but the actual implementation is like… smiles at best, no laughs…for me anyway)",
">\n\nThis happened at summer camp 40 odd years ago, turned out the well was contaminated.",
">\n\nSomeone poisoned the waterhole!",
">\n\nThe watering hole? Whats so great about the watering hole?",
">\n\nI’ll SHOW you when we GET there.",
">\n\nAn elephant what!?",
">\n\nHow are we gonna ditch the dodo?",
">\n\nAmerican Vandal Season 3",
">\n\nWe back, boys. Lets gooo",
">\n\nSounds like someone didn't wear gloves while making lunch. Gave them the Norovirus."
] |
>
And it spreads so fast. | [
"Enteric diseases epidemiologist here. I investigate GI outbreaks for a state government. Folks that have said this sounds like norovirus are exactly right. \nNoro is the most common cause of acute gastroenteritis outbreaks by far, particularly in congregate settings like schools, long-term care facilities, prisons, etc. It is wonderfully “designed” to spread like wildfire: the infectious dose is insanely low, it’s found in the feces AND vomit of the infected, it’s not killed by hand sanitizer, it can live for a while on surfaces, and many disinfectants won’t kill it. About a hundred years ago (before the virus was discovered) it was called “winter vomiting syndrome” because cases and outbreaks increase markedly in the winter months and, you know, puking is involved. The timing and length of this annual peak differ a bit each year, but most cases and outbreaks occur between Novemberish and Marchish - aka norovirus season. In my state, our norovirus season has really picked up in the last two weeks.\nIf this were my investigation I’d assume norovirus unless A) the kids’ illnesses lasted say 4 to 6+ days instead of noro’s typical 1 or 2 days, B) a significant number of kids reported bloody diarrhea rather or other severe symptoms, or, C) there were some other compelling reason- for example, if the school was serving raw milk.\nYour typical layperson wants to blame the shits on the last thing they ate, but it’s almost never the last thing they ate. Most common GI pathogens take at least several hours to make people sick. Noro usually takes about 24 hours.\nThe article doesn’t have enough info for me to say what mode of transmission is likely. If most of these kids were sick on the same one/two days, foodborne would be likely. If cases were scattered over a few/several days, person-to-person or environmental transmission would be more likely. If it is foodborne then most likely someone in the kitchen worked while they were having diarrhea or within a couple days of recovering from diarrhea.\nNot mentioned in this article: it’d be super easy to test a couple of stool samples and find out the cause. It would take less than a day! The health department is probably working on it, but parents never want to give poops for school outbreaks. No idea why.",
">\n\nIn another article, it says that all 130 kids were vomiting simultaneously. Would that imply that it was environmental and not a virus? As in something airborne like an insecticide being sprayed incorrectly or a chemical leak?\n\nAccording to 8 News Now, all 130 students were lined up outside the Wayne N. Tanaka Elementary School health office on Jan. 27 as they experienced a wave of \"projectile vomiting.\"",
">\n\nThat sounds like mass psychogenic illness.",
">\n\nOr people being grossed out as well",
">\n\nIt goes deeper than that.",
">\n\nThat's what she said.\nNo, I mean some people are so grossed out by puke they puke themselves when they see someone doing it.\nA psychosis would be people just internalizing people are sick and they got it too. Like that House episode, but that wouldn't necessarily be because they are grossed out",
">\n\nSounds like norovirus. Scourge of cruise ships everywhere. Highly contagious. For this high a body count at once, it's got to be a cafeteria worker who didn't wash their hands.",
">\n\nWhy don't people wash their hands? Why?",
">\n\nYou’d think the last couple of years would have made at least some form of an impression…",
">\n\nIt’s like the people who believe we should keep getting sick to boost our immune system, and it’s like no I just keep getting sick!",
">\n\nDon’t get me wrong, I like time off work as much as the next bloke, but not when I’m sick, especially in bloody summer, for reference I’m in West Oz, we had 39°C today here in Perth, mate of mine is currently dealing with a chest infection and is not having a good time…",
">\n\nI hate that people think by being sick a lot I’m getting so much time off work, one I’m lucky to even get sick pay, and two I am not having fun! I am bedbound, struggling to look after myself and my home, and when I’m back to work I’ve got loads of work to catch up on, like it’s never fun and I’d rather not get sick!\nEdit: spelling mistakes!",
">\n\nPoor janitor",
">\n\nSeason 3 of American Vandal incoming?",
">\n\nExactly what I thought but it’s too similar to the last one I think (was it any good? It’s a great idea, that show, but the actual implementation is like… smiles at best, no laughs…for me anyway)",
">\n\nThis happened at summer camp 40 odd years ago, turned out the well was contaminated.",
">\n\nSomeone poisoned the waterhole!",
">\n\nThe watering hole? Whats so great about the watering hole?",
">\n\nI’ll SHOW you when we GET there.",
">\n\nAn elephant what!?",
">\n\nHow are we gonna ditch the dodo?",
">\n\nAmerican Vandal Season 3",
">\n\nWe back, boys. Lets gooo",
">\n\nSounds like someone didn't wear gloves while making lunch. Gave them the Norovirus.",
">\n\nI’ve had Norovirus twice, it was brutal. Wouldn’t wish it on anyone"
] |
>
Exactly, and it’s one of the few things that’s very difficult to get rid of by just washing your hands with soap and water.
I remember when I was in college, the school sent out an email that a few people who worked in the cafeteria kitchen had gotten it (this was after I had already had it twice), and I think I avoided the cafeteria for about two weeks. No way I was letting myself get it a third time | [
"Enteric diseases epidemiologist here. I investigate GI outbreaks for a state government. Folks that have said this sounds like norovirus are exactly right. \nNoro is the most common cause of acute gastroenteritis outbreaks by far, particularly in congregate settings like schools, long-term care facilities, prisons, etc. It is wonderfully “designed” to spread like wildfire: the infectious dose is insanely low, it’s found in the feces AND vomit of the infected, it’s not killed by hand sanitizer, it can live for a while on surfaces, and many disinfectants won’t kill it. About a hundred years ago (before the virus was discovered) it was called “winter vomiting syndrome” because cases and outbreaks increase markedly in the winter months and, you know, puking is involved. The timing and length of this annual peak differ a bit each year, but most cases and outbreaks occur between Novemberish and Marchish - aka norovirus season. In my state, our norovirus season has really picked up in the last two weeks.\nIf this were my investigation I’d assume norovirus unless A) the kids’ illnesses lasted say 4 to 6+ days instead of noro’s typical 1 or 2 days, B) a significant number of kids reported bloody diarrhea rather or other severe symptoms, or, C) there were some other compelling reason- for example, if the school was serving raw milk.\nYour typical layperson wants to blame the shits on the last thing they ate, but it’s almost never the last thing they ate. Most common GI pathogens take at least several hours to make people sick. Noro usually takes about 24 hours.\nThe article doesn’t have enough info for me to say what mode of transmission is likely. If most of these kids were sick on the same one/two days, foodborne would be likely. If cases were scattered over a few/several days, person-to-person or environmental transmission would be more likely. If it is foodborne then most likely someone in the kitchen worked while they were having diarrhea or within a couple days of recovering from diarrhea.\nNot mentioned in this article: it’d be super easy to test a couple of stool samples and find out the cause. It would take less than a day! The health department is probably working on it, but parents never want to give poops for school outbreaks. No idea why.",
">\n\nIn another article, it says that all 130 kids were vomiting simultaneously. Would that imply that it was environmental and not a virus? As in something airborne like an insecticide being sprayed incorrectly or a chemical leak?\n\nAccording to 8 News Now, all 130 students were lined up outside the Wayne N. Tanaka Elementary School health office on Jan. 27 as they experienced a wave of \"projectile vomiting.\"",
">\n\nThat sounds like mass psychogenic illness.",
">\n\nOr people being grossed out as well",
">\n\nIt goes deeper than that.",
">\n\nThat's what she said.\nNo, I mean some people are so grossed out by puke they puke themselves when they see someone doing it.\nA psychosis would be people just internalizing people are sick and they got it too. Like that House episode, but that wouldn't necessarily be because they are grossed out",
">\n\nSounds like norovirus. Scourge of cruise ships everywhere. Highly contagious. For this high a body count at once, it's got to be a cafeteria worker who didn't wash their hands.",
">\n\nWhy don't people wash their hands? Why?",
">\n\nYou’d think the last couple of years would have made at least some form of an impression…",
">\n\nIt’s like the people who believe we should keep getting sick to boost our immune system, and it’s like no I just keep getting sick!",
">\n\nDon’t get me wrong, I like time off work as much as the next bloke, but not when I’m sick, especially in bloody summer, for reference I’m in West Oz, we had 39°C today here in Perth, mate of mine is currently dealing with a chest infection and is not having a good time…",
">\n\nI hate that people think by being sick a lot I’m getting so much time off work, one I’m lucky to even get sick pay, and two I am not having fun! I am bedbound, struggling to look after myself and my home, and when I’m back to work I’ve got loads of work to catch up on, like it’s never fun and I’d rather not get sick!\nEdit: spelling mistakes!",
">\n\nPoor janitor",
">\n\nSeason 3 of American Vandal incoming?",
">\n\nExactly what I thought but it’s too similar to the last one I think (was it any good? It’s a great idea, that show, but the actual implementation is like… smiles at best, no laughs…for me anyway)",
">\n\nThis happened at summer camp 40 odd years ago, turned out the well was contaminated.",
">\n\nSomeone poisoned the waterhole!",
">\n\nThe watering hole? Whats so great about the watering hole?",
">\n\nI’ll SHOW you when we GET there.",
">\n\nAn elephant what!?",
">\n\nHow are we gonna ditch the dodo?",
">\n\nAmerican Vandal Season 3",
">\n\nWe back, boys. Lets gooo",
">\n\nSounds like someone didn't wear gloves while making lunch. Gave them the Norovirus.",
">\n\nI’ve had Norovirus twice, it was brutal. Wouldn’t wish it on anyone",
">\n\nAnd it spreads so fast."
] |
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All things considered, vomit is probably the best projectile to be in the headline relating to a US school. | [
"Enteric diseases epidemiologist here. I investigate GI outbreaks for a state government. Folks that have said this sounds like norovirus are exactly right. \nNoro is the most common cause of acute gastroenteritis outbreaks by far, particularly in congregate settings like schools, long-term care facilities, prisons, etc. It is wonderfully “designed” to spread like wildfire: the infectious dose is insanely low, it’s found in the feces AND vomit of the infected, it’s not killed by hand sanitizer, it can live for a while on surfaces, and many disinfectants won’t kill it. About a hundred years ago (before the virus was discovered) it was called “winter vomiting syndrome” because cases and outbreaks increase markedly in the winter months and, you know, puking is involved. The timing and length of this annual peak differ a bit each year, but most cases and outbreaks occur between Novemberish and Marchish - aka norovirus season. In my state, our norovirus season has really picked up in the last two weeks.\nIf this were my investigation I’d assume norovirus unless A) the kids’ illnesses lasted say 4 to 6+ days instead of noro’s typical 1 or 2 days, B) a significant number of kids reported bloody diarrhea rather or other severe symptoms, or, C) there were some other compelling reason- for example, if the school was serving raw milk.\nYour typical layperson wants to blame the shits on the last thing they ate, but it’s almost never the last thing they ate. Most common GI pathogens take at least several hours to make people sick. Noro usually takes about 24 hours.\nThe article doesn’t have enough info for me to say what mode of transmission is likely. If most of these kids were sick on the same one/two days, foodborne would be likely. If cases were scattered over a few/several days, person-to-person or environmental transmission would be more likely. If it is foodborne then most likely someone in the kitchen worked while they were having diarrhea or within a couple days of recovering from diarrhea.\nNot mentioned in this article: it’d be super easy to test a couple of stool samples and find out the cause. It would take less than a day! The health department is probably working on it, but parents never want to give poops for school outbreaks. No idea why.",
">\n\nIn another article, it says that all 130 kids were vomiting simultaneously. Would that imply that it was environmental and not a virus? As in something airborne like an insecticide being sprayed incorrectly or a chemical leak?\n\nAccording to 8 News Now, all 130 students were lined up outside the Wayne N. Tanaka Elementary School health office on Jan. 27 as they experienced a wave of \"projectile vomiting.\"",
">\n\nThat sounds like mass psychogenic illness.",
">\n\nOr people being grossed out as well",
">\n\nIt goes deeper than that.",
">\n\nThat's what she said.\nNo, I mean some people are so grossed out by puke they puke themselves when they see someone doing it.\nA psychosis would be people just internalizing people are sick and they got it too. Like that House episode, but that wouldn't necessarily be because they are grossed out",
">\n\nSounds like norovirus. Scourge of cruise ships everywhere. Highly contagious. For this high a body count at once, it's got to be a cafeteria worker who didn't wash their hands.",
">\n\nWhy don't people wash their hands? Why?",
">\n\nYou’d think the last couple of years would have made at least some form of an impression…",
">\n\nIt’s like the people who believe we should keep getting sick to boost our immune system, and it’s like no I just keep getting sick!",
">\n\nDon’t get me wrong, I like time off work as much as the next bloke, but not when I’m sick, especially in bloody summer, for reference I’m in West Oz, we had 39°C today here in Perth, mate of mine is currently dealing with a chest infection and is not having a good time…",
">\n\nI hate that people think by being sick a lot I’m getting so much time off work, one I’m lucky to even get sick pay, and two I am not having fun! I am bedbound, struggling to look after myself and my home, and when I’m back to work I’ve got loads of work to catch up on, like it’s never fun and I’d rather not get sick!\nEdit: spelling mistakes!",
">\n\nPoor janitor",
">\n\nSeason 3 of American Vandal incoming?",
">\n\nExactly what I thought but it’s too similar to the last one I think (was it any good? It’s a great idea, that show, but the actual implementation is like… smiles at best, no laughs…for me anyway)",
">\n\nThis happened at summer camp 40 odd years ago, turned out the well was contaminated.",
">\n\nSomeone poisoned the waterhole!",
">\n\nThe watering hole? Whats so great about the watering hole?",
">\n\nI’ll SHOW you when we GET there.",
">\n\nAn elephant what!?",
">\n\nHow are we gonna ditch the dodo?",
">\n\nAmerican Vandal Season 3",
">\n\nWe back, boys. Lets gooo",
">\n\nSounds like someone didn't wear gloves while making lunch. Gave them the Norovirus.",
">\n\nI’ve had Norovirus twice, it was brutal. Wouldn’t wish it on anyone",
">\n\nAnd it spreads so fast.",
">\n\nExactly, and it’s one of the few things that’s very difficult to get rid of by just washing your hands with soap and water. \nI remember when I was in college, the school sent out an email that a few people who worked in the cafeteria kitchen had gotten it (this was after I had already had it twice), and I think I avoided the cafeteria for about two weeks. No way I was letting myself get it a third time"
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Underrated comment | [
"Enteric diseases epidemiologist here. I investigate GI outbreaks for a state government. Folks that have said this sounds like norovirus are exactly right. \nNoro is the most common cause of acute gastroenteritis outbreaks by far, particularly in congregate settings like schools, long-term care facilities, prisons, etc. It is wonderfully “designed” to spread like wildfire: the infectious dose is insanely low, it’s found in the feces AND vomit of the infected, it’s not killed by hand sanitizer, it can live for a while on surfaces, and many disinfectants won’t kill it. About a hundred years ago (before the virus was discovered) it was called “winter vomiting syndrome” because cases and outbreaks increase markedly in the winter months and, you know, puking is involved. The timing and length of this annual peak differ a bit each year, but most cases and outbreaks occur between Novemberish and Marchish - aka norovirus season. In my state, our norovirus season has really picked up in the last two weeks.\nIf this were my investigation I’d assume norovirus unless A) the kids’ illnesses lasted say 4 to 6+ days instead of noro’s typical 1 or 2 days, B) a significant number of kids reported bloody diarrhea rather or other severe symptoms, or, C) there were some other compelling reason- for example, if the school was serving raw milk.\nYour typical layperson wants to blame the shits on the last thing they ate, but it’s almost never the last thing they ate. Most common GI pathogens take at least several hours to make people sick. Noro usually takes about 24 hours.\nThe article doesn’t have enough info for me to say what mode of transmission is likely. If most of these kids were sick on the same one/two days, foodborne would be likely. If cases were scattered over a few/several days, person-to-person or environmental transmission would be more likely. If it is foodborne then most likely someone in the kitchen worked while they were having diarrhea or within a couple days of recovering from diarrhea.\nNot mentioned in this article: it’d be super easy to test a couple of stool samples and find out the cause. It would take less than a day! The health department is probably working on it, but parents never want to give poops for school outbreaks. No idea why.",
">\n\nIn another article, it says that all 130 kids were vomiting simultaneously. Would that imply that it was environmental and not a virus? As in something airborne like an insecticide being sprayed incorrectly or a chemical leak?\n\nAccording to 8 News Now, all 130 students were lined up outside the Wayne N. Tanaka Elementary School health office on Jan. 27 as they experienced a wave of \"projectile vomiting.\"",
">\n\nThat sounds like mass psychogenic illness.",
">\n\nOr people being grossed out as well",
">\n\nIt goes deeper than that.",
">\n\nThat's what she said.\nNo, I mean some people are so grossed out by puke they puke themselves when they see someone doing it.\nA psychosis would be people just internalizing people are sick and they got it too. Like that House episode, but that wouldn't necessarily be because they are grossed out",
">\n\nSounds like norovirus. Scourge of cruise ships everywhere. Highly contagious. For this high a body count at once, it's got to be a cafeteria worker who didn't wash their hands.",
">\n\nWhy don't people wash their hands? Why?",
">\n\nYou’d think the last couple of years would have made at least some form of an impression…",
">\n\nIt’s like the people who believe we should keep getting sick to boost our immune system, and it’s like no I just keep getting sick!",
">\n\nDon’t get me wrong, I like time off work as much as the next bloke, but not when I’m sick, especially in bloody summer, for reference I’m in West Oz, we had 39°C today here in Perth, mate of mine is currently dealing with a chest infection and is not having a good time…",
">\n\nI hate that people think by being sick a lot I’m getting so much time off work, one I’m lucky to even get sick pay, and two I am not having fun! I am bedbound, struggling to look after myself and my home, and when I’m back to work I’ve got loads of work to catch up on, like it’s never fun and I’d rather not get sick!\nEdit: spelling mistakes!",
">\n\nPoor janitor",
">\n\nSeason 3 of American Vandal incoming?",
">\n\nExactly what I thought but it’s too similar to the last one I think (was it any good? It’s a great idea, that show, but the actual implementation is like… smiles at best, no laughs…for me anyway)",
">\n\nThis happened at summer camp 40 odd years ago, turned out the well was contaminated.",
">\n\nSomeone poisoned the waterhole!",
">\n\nThe watering hole? Whats so great about the watering hole?",
">\n\nI’ll SHOW you when we GET there.",
">\n\nAn elephant what!?",
">\n\nHow are we gonna ditch the dodo?",
">\n\nAmerican Vandal Season 3",
">\n\nWe back, boys. Lets gooo",
">\n\nSounds like someone didn't wear gloves while making lunch. Gave them the Norovirus.",
">\n\nI’ve had Norovirus twice, it was brutal. Wouldn’t wish it on anyone",
">\n\nAnd it spreads so fast.",
">\n\nExactly, and it’s one of the few things that’s very difficult to get rid of by just washing your hands with soap and water. \nI remember when I was in college, the school sent out an email that a few people who worked in the cafeteria kitchen had gotten it (this was after I had already had it twice), and I think I avoided the cafeteria for about two weeks. No way I was letting myself get it a third time",
">\n\nAll things considered, vomit is probably the best projectile to be in the headline relating to a US school."
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The school was putting on a play. It's called "The Aristocrats." | [
"Enteric diseases epidemiologist here. I investigate GI outbreaks for a state government. Folks that have said this sounds like norovirus are exactly right. \nNoro is the most common cause of acute gastroenteritis outbreaks by far, particularly in congregate settings like schools, long-term care facilities, prisons, etc. It is wonderfully “designed” to spread like wildfire: the infectious dose is insanely low, it’s found in the feces AND vomit of the infected, it’s not killed by hand sanitizer, it can live for a while on surfaces, and many disinfectants won’t kill it. About a hundred years ago (before the virus was discovered) it was called “winter vomiting syndrome” because cases and outbreaks increase markedly in the winter months and, you know, puking is involved. The timing and length of this annual peak differ a bit each year, but most cases and outbreaks occur between Novemberish and Marchish - aka norovirus season. In my state, our norovirus season has really picked up in the last two weeks.\nIf this were my investigation I’d assume norovirus unless A) the kids’ illnesses lasted say 4 to 6+ days instead of noro’s typical 1 or 2 days, B) a significant number of kids reported bloody diarrhea rather or other severe symptoms, or, C) there were some other compelling reason- for example, if the school was serving raw milk.\nYour typical layperson wants to blame the shits on the last thing they ate, but it’s almost never the last thing they ate. Most common GI pathogens take at least several hours to make people sick. Noro usually takes about 24 hours.\nThe article doesn’t have enough info for me to say what mode of transmission is likely. If most of these kids were sick on the same one/two days, foodborne would be likely. If cases were scattered over a few/several days, person-to-person or environmental transmission would be more likely. If it is foodborne then most likely someone in the kitchen worked while they were having diarrhea or within a couple days of recovering from diarrhea.\nNot mentioned in this article: it’d be super easy to test a couple of stool samples and find out the cause. It would take less than a day! The health department is probably working on it, but parents never want to give poops for school outbreaks. No idea why.",
">\n\nIn another article, it says that all 130 kids were vomiting simultaneously. Would that imply that it was environmental and not a virus? As in something airborne like an insecticide being sprayed incorrectly or a chemical leak?\n\nAccording to 8 News Now, all 130 students were lined up outside the Wayne N. Tanaka Elementary School health office on Jan. 27 as they experienced a wave of \"projectile vomiting.\"",
">\n\nThat sounds like mass psychogenic illness.",
">\n\nOr people being grossed out as well",
">\n\nIt goes deeper than that.",
">\n\nThat's what she said.\nNo, I mean some people are so grossed out by puke they puke themselves when they see someone doing it.\nA psychosis would be people just internalizing people are sick and they got it too. Like that House episode, but that wouldn't necessarily be because they are grossed out",
">\n\nSounds like norovirus. Scourge of cruise ships everywhere. Highly contagious. For this high a body count at once, it's got to be a cafeteria worker who didn't wash their hands.",
">\n\nWhy don't people wash their hands? Why?",
">\n\nYou’d think the last couple of years would have made at least some form of an impression…",
">\n\nIt’s like the people who believe we should keep getting sick to boost our immune system, and it’s like no I just keep getting sick!",
">\n\nDon’t get me wrong, I like time off work as much as the next bloke, but not when I’m sick, especially in bloody summer, for reference I’m in West Oz, we had 39°C today here in Perth, mate of mine is currently dealing with a chest infection and is not having a good time…",
">\n\nI hate that people think by being sick a lot I’m getting so much time off work, one I’m lucky to even get sick pay, and two I am not having fun! I am bedbound, struggling to look after myself and my home, and when I’m back to work I’ve got loads of work to catch up on, like it’s never fun and I’d rather not get sick!\nEdit: spelling mistakes!",
">\n\nPoor janitor",
">\n\nSeason 3 of American Vandal incoming?",
">\n\nExactly what I thought but it’s too similar to the last one I think (was it any good? It’s a great idea, that show, but the actual implementation is like… smiles at best, no laughs…for me anyway)",
">\n\nThis happened at summer camp 40 odd years ago, turned out the well was contaminated.",
">\n\nSomeone poisoned the waterhole!",
">\n\nThe watering hole? Whats so great about the watering hole?",
">\n\nI’ll SHOW you when we GET there.",
">\n\nAn elephant what!?",
">\n\nHow are we gonna ditch the dodo?",
">\n\nAmerican Vandal Season 3",
">\n\nWe back, boys. Lets gooo",
">\n\nSounds like someone didn't wear gloves while making lunch. Gave them the Norovirus.",
">\n\nI’ve had Norovirus twice, it was brutal. Wouldn’t wish it on anyone",
">\n\nAnd it spreads so fast.",
">\n\nExactly, and it’s one of the few things that’s very difficult to get rid of by just washing your hands with soap and water. \nI remember when I was in college, the school sent out an email that a few people who worked in the cafeteria kitchen had gotten it (this was after I had already had it twice), and I think I avoided the cafeteria for about two weeks. No way I was letting myself get it a third time",
">\n\nAll things considered, vomit is probably the best projectile to be in the headline relating to a US school.",
">\n\nUnderrated comment"
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While a gastrointestinal virus may be one possibility - FOX news viewers will want to consider the possibility of mass demonic possession taking place in sin city and interpret it as an omen of the end times. | [
"Enteric diseases epidemiologist here. I investigate GI outbreaks for a state government. Folks that have said this sounds like norovirus are exactly right. \nNoro is the most common cause of acute gastroenteritis outbreaks by far, particularly in congregate settings like schools, long-term care facilities, prisons, etc. It is wonderfully “designed” to spread like wildfire: the infectious dose is insanely low, it’s found in the feces AND vomit of the infected, it’s not killed by hand sanitizer, it can live for a while on surfaces, and many disinfectants won’t kill it. About a hundred years ago (before the virus was discovered) it was called “winter vomiting syndrome” because cases and outbreaks increase markedly in the winter months and, you know, puking is involved. The timing and length of this annual peak differ a bit each year, but most cases and outbreaks occur between Novemberish and Marchish - aka norovirus season. In my state, our norovirus season has really picked up in the last two weeks.\nIf this were my investigation I’d assume norovirus unless A) the kids’ illnesses lasted say 4 to 6+ days instead of noro’s typical 1 or 2 days, B) a significant number of kids reported bloody diarrhea rather or other severe symptoms, or, C) there were some other compelling reason- for example, if the school was serving raw milk.\nYour typical layperson wants to blame the shits on the last thing they ate, but it’s almost never the last thing they ate. Most common GI pathogens take at least several hours to make people sick. Noro usually takes about 24 hours.\nThe article doesn’t have enough info for me to say what mode of transmission is likely. If most of these kids were sick on the same one/two days, foodborne would be likely. If cases were scattered over a few/several days, person-to-person or environmental transmission would be more likely. If it is foodborne then most likely someone in the kitchen worked while they were having diarrhea or within a couple days of recovering from diarrhea.\nNot mentioned in this article: it’d be super easy to test a couple of stool samples and find out the cause. It would take less than a day! The health department is probably working on it, but parents never want to give poops for school outbreaks. No idea why.",
">\n\nIn another article, it says that all 130 kids were vomiting simultaneously. Would that imply that it was environmental and not a virus? As in something airborne like an insecticide being sprayed incorrectly or a chemical leak?\n\nAccording to 8 News Now, all 130 students were lined up outside the Wayne N. Tanaka Elementary School health office on Jan. 27 as they experienced a wave of \"projectile vomiting.\"",
">\n\nThat sounds like mass psychogenic illness.",
">\n\nOr people being grossed out as well",
">\n\nIt goes deeper than that.",
">\n\nThat's what she said.\nNo, I mean some people are so grossed out by puke they puke themselves when they see someone doing it.\nA psychosis would be people just internalizing people are sick and they got it too. Like that House episode, but that wouldn't necessarily be because they are grossed out",
">\n\nSounds like norovirus. Scourge of cruise ships everywhere. Highly contagious. For this high a body count at once, it's got to be a cafeteria worker who didn't wash their hands.",
">\n\nWhy don't people wash their hands? Why?",
">\n\nYou’d think the last couple of years would have made at least some form of an impression…",
">\n\nIt’s like the people who believe we should keep getting sick to boost our immune system, and it’s like no I just keep getting sick!",
">\n\nDon’t get me wrong, I like time off work as much as the next bloke, but not when I’m sick, especially in bloody summer, for reference I’m in West Oz, we had 39°C today here in Perth, mate of mine is currently dealing with a chest infection and is not having a good time…",
">\n\nI hate that people think by being sick a lot I’m getting so much time off work, one I’m lucky to even get sick pay, and two I am not having fun! I am bedbound, struggling to look after myself and my home, and when I’m back to work I’ve got loads of work to catch up on, like it’s never fun and I’d rather not get sick!\nEdit: spelling mistakes!",
">\n\nPoor janitor",
">\n\nSeason 3 of American Vandal incoming?",
">\n\nExactly what I thought but it’s too similar to the last one I think (was it any good? It’s a great idea, that show, but the actual implementation is like… smiles at best, no laughs…for me anyway)",
">\n\nThis happened at summer camp 40 odd years ago, turned out the well was contaminated.",
">\n\nSomeone poisoned the waterhole!",
">\n\nThe watering hole? Whats so great about the watering hole?",
">\n\nI’ll SHOW you when we GET there.",
">\n\nAn elephant what!?",
">\n\nHow are we gonna ditch the dodo?",
">\n\nAmerican Vandal Season 3",
">\n\nWe back, boys. Lets gooo",
">\n\nSounds like someone didn't wear gloves while making lunch. Gave them the Norovirus.",
">\n\nI’ve had Norovirus twice, it was brutal. Wouldn’t wish it on anyone",
">\n\nAnd it spreads so fast.",
">\n\nExactly, and it’s one of the few things that’s very difficult to get rid of by just washing your hands with soap and water. \nI remember when I was in college, the school sent out an email that a few people who worked in the cafeteria kitchen had gotten it (this was after I had already had it twice), and I think I avoided the cafeteria for about two weeks. No way I was letting myself get it a third time",
">\n\nAll things considered, vomit is probably the best projectile to be in the headline relating to a US school.",
">\n\nUnderrated comment",
">\n\nThe school was putting on a play. It's called \"The Aristocrats.\""
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Either that or it's because of drag queens and transgender folks. Time to ban all books in school. | [
"Enteric diseases epidemiologist here. I investigate GI outbreaks for a state government. Folks that have said this sounds like norovirus are exactly right. \nNoro is the most common cause of acute gastroenteritis outbreaks by far, particularly in congregate settings like schools, long-term care facilities, prisons, etc. It is wonderfully “designed” to spread like wildfire: the infectious dose is insanely low, it’s found in the feces AND vomit of the infected, it’s not killed by hand sanitizer, it can live for a while on surfaces, and many disinfectants won’t kill it. About a hundred years ago (before the virus was discovered) it was called “winter vomiting syndrome” because cases and outbreaks increase markedly in the winter months and, you know, puking is involved. The timing and length of this annual peak differ a bit each year, but most cases and outbreaks occur between Novemberish and Marchish - aka norovirus season. In my state, our norovirus season has really picked up in the last two weeks.\nIf this were my investigation I’d assume norovirus unless A) the kids’ illnesses lasted say 4 to 6+ days instead of noro’s typical 1 or 2 days, B) a significant number of kids reported bloody diarrhea rather or other severe symptoms, or, C) there were some other compelling reason- for example, if the school was serving raw milk.\nYour typical layperson wants to blame the shits on the last thing they ate, but it’s almost never the last thing they ate. Most common GI pathogens take at least several hours to make people sick. Noro usually takes about 24 hours.\nThe article doesn’t have enough info for me to say what mode of transmission is likely. If most of these kids were sick on the same one/two days, foodborne would be likely. If cases were scattered over a few/several days, person-to-person or environmental transmission would be more likely. If it is foodborne then most likely someone in the kitchen worked while they were having diarrhea or within a couple days of recovering from diarrhea.\nNot mentioned in this article: it’d be super easy to test a couple of stool samples and find out the cause. It would take less than a day! The health department is probably working on it, but parents never want to give poops for school outbreaks. No idea why.",
">\n\nIn another article, it says that all 130 kids were vomiting simultaneously. Would that imply that it was environmental and not a virus? As in something airborne like an insecticide being sprayed incorrectly or a chemical leak?\n\nAccording to 8 News Now, all 130 students were lined up outside the Wayne N. Tanaka Elementary School health office on Jan. 27 as they experienced a wave of \"projectile vomiting.\"",
">\n\nThat sounds like mass psychogenic illness.",
">\n\nOr people being grossed out as well",
">\n\nIt goes deeper than that.",
">\n\nThat's what she said.\nNo, I mean some people are so grossed out by puke they puke themselves when they see someone doing it.\nA psychosis would be people just internalizing people are sick and they got it too. Like that House episode, but that wouldn't necessarily be because they are grossed out",
">\n\nSounds like norovirus. Scourge of cruise ships everywhere. Highly contagious. For this high a body count at once, it's got to be a cafeteria worker who didn't wash their hands.",
">\n\nWhy don't people wash their hands? Why?",
">\n\nYou’d think the last couple of years would have made at least some form of an impression…",
">\n\nIt’s like the people who believe we should keep getting sick to boost our immune system, and it’s like no I just keep getting sick!",
">\n\nDon’t get me wrong, I like time off work as much as the next bloke, but not when I’m sick, especially in bloody summer, for reference I’m in West Oz, we had 39°C today here in Perth, mate of mine is currently dealing with a chest infection and is not having a good time…",
">\n\nI hate that people think by being sick a lot I’m getting so much time off work, one I’m lucky to even get sick pay, and two I am not having fun! I am bedbound, struggling to look after myself and my home, and when I’m back to work I’ve got loads of work to catch up on, like it’s never fun and I’d rather not get sick!\nEdit: spelling mistakes!",
">\n\nPoor janitor",
">\n\nSeason 3 of American Vandal incoming?",
">\n\nExactly what I thought but it’s too similar to the last one I think (was it any good? It’s a great idea, that show, but the actual implementation is like… smiles at best, no laughs…for me anyway)",
">\n\nThis happened at summer camp 40 odd years ago, turned out the well was contaminated.",
">\n\nSomeone poisoned the waterhole!",
">\n\nThe watering hole? Whats so great about the watering hole?",
">\n\nI’ll SHOW you when we GET there.",
">\n\nAn elephant what!?",
">\n\nHow are we gonna ditch the dodo?",
">\n\nAmerican Vandal Season 3",
">\n\nWe back, boys. Lets gooo",
">\n\nSounds like someone didn't wear gloves while making lunch. Gave them the Norovirus.",
">\n\nI’ve had Norovirus twice, it was brutal. Wouldn’t wish it on anyone",
">\n\nAnd it spreads so fast.",
">\n\nExactly, and it’s one of the few things that’s very difficult to get rid of by just washing your hands with soap and water. \nI remember when I was in college, the school sent out an email that a few people who worked in the cafeteria kitchen had gotten it (this was after I had already had it twice), and I think I avoided the cafeteria for about two weeks. No way I was letting myself get it a third time",
">\n\nAll things considered, vomit is probably the best projectile to be in the headline relating to a US school.",
">\n\nUnderrated comment",
">\n\nThe school was putting on a play. It's called \"The Aristocrats.\"",
">\n\nWhile a gastrointestinal virus may be one possibility - FOX news viewers will want to consider the possibility of mass demonic possession taking place in sin city and interpret it as an omen of the end times."
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Which letters in the alphabet are evil? | [
"Enteric diseases epidemiologist here. I investigate GI outbreaks for a state government. Folks that have said this sounds like norovirus are exactly right. \nNoro is the most common cause of acute gastroenteritis outbreaks by far, particularly in congregate settings like schools, long-term care facilities, prisons, etc. It is wonderfully “designed” to spread like wildfire: the infectious dose is insanely low, it’s found in the feces AND vomit of the infected, it’s not killed by hand sanitizer, it can live for a while on surfaces, and many disinfectants won’t kill it. About a hundred years ago (before the virus was discovered) it was called “winter vomiting syndrome” because cases and outbreaks increase markedly in the winter months and, you know, puking is involved. The timing and length of this annual peak differ a bit each year, but most cases and outbreaks occur between Novemberish and Marchish - aka norovirus season. In my state, our norovirus season has really picked up in the last two weeks.\nIf this were my investigation I’d assume norovirus unless A) the kids’ illnesses lasted say 4 to 6+ days instead of noro’s typical 1 or 2 days, B) a significant number of kids reported bloody diarrhea rather or other severe symptoms, or, C) there were some other compelling reason- for example, if the school was serving raw milk.\nYour typical layperson wants to blame the shits on the last thing they ate, but it’s almost never the last thing they ate. Most common GI pathogens take at least several hours to make people sick. Noro usually takes about 24 hours.\nThe article doesn’t have enough info for me to say what mode of transmission is likely. If most of these kids were sick on the same one/two days, foodborne would be likely. If cases were scattered over a few/several days, person-to-person or environmental transmission would be more likely. If it is foodborne then most likely someone in the kitchen worked while they were having diarrhea or within a couple days of recovering from diarrhea.\nNot mentioned in this article: it’d be super easy to test a couple of stool samples and find out the cause. It would take less than a day! The health department is probably working on it, but parents never want to give poops for school outbreaks. No idea why.",
">\n\nIn another article, it says that all 130 kids were vomiting simultaneously. Would that imply that it was environmental and not a virus? As in something airborne like an insecticide being sprayed incorrectly or a chemical leak?\n\nAccording to 8 News Now, all 130 students were lined up outside the Wayne N. Tanaka Elementary School health office on Jan. 27 as they experienced a wave of \"projectile vomiting.\"",
">\n\nThat sounds like mass psychogenic illness.",
">\n\nOr people being grossed out as well",
">\n\nIt goes deeper than that.",
">\n\nThat's what she said.\nNo, I mean some people are so grossed out by puke they puke themselves when they see someone doing it.\nA psychosis would be people just internalizing people are sick and they got it too. Like that House episode, but that wouldn't necessarily be because they are grossed out",
">\n\nSounds like norovirus. Scourge of cruise ships everywhere. Highly contagious. For this high a body count at once, it's got to be a cafeteria worker who didn't wash their hands.",
">\n\nWhy don't people wash their hands? Why?",
">\n\nYou’d think the last couple of years would have made at least some form of an impression…",
">\n\nIt’s like the people who believe we should keep getting sick to boost our immune system, and it’s like no I just keep getting sick!",
">\n\nDon’t get me wrong, I like time off work as much as the next bloke, but not when I’m sick, especially in bloody summer, for reference I’m in West Oz, we had 39°C today here in Perth, mate of mine is currently dealing with a chest infection and is not having a good time…",
">\n\nI hate that people think by being sick a lot I’m getting so much time off work, one I’m lucky to even get sick pay, and two I am not having fun! I am bedbound, struggling to look after myself and my home, and when I’m back to work I’ve got loads of work to catch up on, like it’s never fun and I’d rather not get sick!\nEdit: spelling mistakes!",
">\n\nPoor janitor",
">\n\nSeason 3 of American Vandal incoming?",
">\n\nExactly what I thought but it’s too similar to the last one I think (was it any good? It’s a great idea, that show, but the actual implementation is like… smiles at best, no laughs…for me anyway)",
">\n\nThis happened at summer camp 40 odd years ago, turned out the well was contaminated.",
">\n\nSomeone poisoned the waterhole!",
">\n\nThe watering hole? Whats so great about the watering hole?",
">\n\nI’ll SHOW you when we GET there.",
">\n\nAn elephant what!?",
">\n\nHow are we gonna ditch the dodo?",
">\n\nAmerican Vandal Season 3",
">\n\nWe back, boys. Lets gooo",
">\n\nSounds like someone didn't wear gloves while making lunch. Gave them the Norovirus.",
">\n\nI’ve had Norovirus twice, it was brutal. Wouldn’t wish it on anyone",
">\n\nAnd it spreads so fast.",
">\n\nExactly, and it’s one of the few things that’s very difficult to get rid of by just washing your hands with soap and water. \nI remember when I was in college, the school sent out an email that a few people who worked in the cafeteria kitchen had gotten it (this was after I had already had it twice), and I think I avoided the cafeteria for about two weeks. No way I was letting myself get it a third time",
">\n\nAll things considered, vomit is probably the best projectile to be in the headline relating to a US school.",
">\n\nUnderrated comment",
">\n\nThe school was putting on a play. It's called \"The Aristocrats.\"",
">\n\nWhile a gastrointestinal virus may be one possibility - FOX news viewers will want to consider the possibility of mass demonic possession taking place in sin city and interpret it as an omen of the end times.",
">\n\nEither that or it's because of drag queens and transgender folks. Time to ban all books in school."
] |
>
Mostly vowels and the letter N
/s | [
"Enteric diseases epidemiologist here. I investigate GI outbreaks for a state government. Folks that have said this sounds like norovirus are exactly right. \nNoro is the most common cause of acute gastroenteritis outbreaks by far, particularly in congregate settings like schools, long-term care facilities, prisons, etc. It is wonderfully “designed” to spread like wildfire: the infectious dose is insanely low, it’s found in the feces AND vomit of the infected, it’s not killed by hand sanitizer, it can live for a while on surfaces, and many disinfectants won’t kill it. About a hundred years ago (before the virus was discovered) it was called “winter vomiting syndrome” because cases and outbreaks increase markedly in the winter months and, you know, puking is involved. The timing and length of this annual peak differ a bit each year, but most cases and outbreaks occur between Novemberish and Marchish - aka norovirus season. In my state, our norovirus season has really picked up in the last two weeks.\nIf this were my investigation I’d assume norovirus unless A) the kids’ illnesses lasted say 4 to 6+ days instead of noro’s typical 1 or 2 days, B) a significant number of kids reported bloody diarrhea rather or other severe symptoms, or, C) there were some other compelling reason- for example, if the school was serving raw milk.\nYour typical layperson wants to blame the shits on the last thing they ate, but it’s almost never the last thing they ate. Most common GI pathogens take at least several hours to make people sick. Noro usually takes about 24 hours.\nThe article doesn’t have enough info for me to say what mode of transmission is likely. If most of these kids were sick on the same one/two days, foodborne would be likely. If cases were scattered over a few/several days, person-to-person or environmental transmission would be more likely. If it is foodborne then most likely someone in the kitchen worked while they were having diarrhea or within a couple days of recovering from diarrhea.\nNot mentioned in this article: it’d be super easy to test a couple of stool samples and find out the cause. It would take less than a day! The health department is probably working on it, but parents never want to give poops for school outbreaks. No idea why.",
">\n\nIn another article, it says that all 130 kids were vomiting simultaneously. Would that imply that it was environmental and not a virus? As in something airborne like an insecticide being sprayed incorrectly or a chemical leak?\n\nAccording to 8 News Now, all 130 students were lined up outside the Wayne N. Tanaka Elementary School health office on Jan. 27 as they experienced a wave of \"projectile vomiting.\"",
">\n\nThat sounds like mass psychogenic illness.",
">\n\nOr people being grossed out as well",
">\n\nIt goes deeper than that.",
">\n\nThat's what she said.\nNo, I mean some people are so grossed out by puke they puke themselves when they see someone doing it.\nA psychosis would be people just internalizing people are sick and they got it too. Like that House episode, but that wouldn't necessarily be because they are grossed out",
">\n\nSounds like norovirus. Scourge of cruise ships everywhere. Highly contagious. For this high a body count at once, it's got to be a cafeteria worker who didn't wash their hands.",
">\n\nWhy don't people wash their hands? Why?",
">\n\nYou’d think the last couple of years would have made at least some form of an impression…",
">\n\nIt’s like the people who believe we should keep getting sick to boost our immune system, and it’s like no I just keep getting sick!",
">\n\nDon’t get me wrong, I like time off work as much as the next bloke, but not when I’m sick, especially in bloody summer, for reference I’m in West Oz, we had 39°C today here in Perth, mate of mine is currently dealing with a chest infection and is not having a good time…",
">\n\nI hate that people think by being sick a lot I’m getting so much time off work, one I’m lucky to even get sick pay, and two I am not having fun! I am bedbound, struggling to look after myself and my home, and when I’m back to work I’ve got loads of work to catch up on, like it’s never fun and I’d rather not get sick!\nEdit: spelling mistakes!",
">\n\nPoor janitor",
">\n\nSeason 3 of American Vandal incoming?",
">\n\nExactly what I thought but it’s too similar to the last one I think (was it any good? It’s a great idea, that show, but the actual implementation is like… smiles at best, no laughs…for me anyway)",
">\n\nThis happened at summer camp 40 odd years ago, turned out the well was contaminated.",
">\n\nSomeone poisoned the waterhole!",
">\n\nThe watering hole? Whats so great about the watering hole?",
">\n\nI’ll SHOW you when we GET there.",
">\n\nAn elephant what!?",
">\n\nHow are we gonna ditch the dodo?",
">\n\nAmerican Vandal Season 3",
">\n\nWe back, boys. Lets gooo",
">\n\nSounds like someone didn't wear gloves while making lunch. Gave them the Norovirus.",
">\n\nI’ve had Norovirus twice, it was brutal. Wouldn’t wish it on anyone",
">\n\nAnd it spreads so fast.",
">\n\nExactly, and it’s one of the few things that’s very difficult to get rid of by just washing your hands with soap and water. \nI remember when I was in college, the school sent out an email that a few people who worked in the cafeteria kitchen had gotten it (this was after I had already had it twice), and I think I avoided the cafeteria for about two weeks. No way I was letting myself get it a third time",
">\n\nAll things considered, vomit is probably the best projectile to be in the headline relating to a US school.",
">\n\nUnderrated comment",
">\n\nThe school was putting on a play. It's called \"The Aristocrats.\"",
">\n\nWhile a gastrointestinal virus may be one possibility - FOX news viewers will want to consider the possibility of mass demonic possession taking place in sin city and interpret it as an omen of the end times.",
">\n\nEither that or it's because of drag queens and transgender folks. Time to ban all books in school.",
">\n\nWhich letters in the alphabet are evil?"
] |
>
I think we’d get by just fine without ‘x’ | [
"Enteric diseases epidemiologist here. I investigate GI outbreaks for a state government. Folks that have said this sounds like norovirus are exactly right. \nNoro is the most common cause of acute gastroenteritis outbreaks by far, particularly in congregate settings like schools, long-term care facilities, prisons, etc. It is wonderfully “designed” to spread like wildfire: the infectious dose is insanely low, it’s found in the feces AND vomit of the infected, it’s not killed by hand sanitizer, it can live for a while on surfaces, and many disinfectants won’t kill it. About a hundred years ago (before the virus was discovered) it was called “winter vomiting syndrome” because cases and outbreaks increase markedly in the winter months and, you know, puking is involved. The timing and length of this annual peak differ a bit each year, but most cases and outbreaks occur between Novemberish and Marchish - aka norovirus season. In my state, our norovirus season has really picked up in the last two weeks.\nIf this were my investigation I’d assume norovirus unless A) the kids’ illnesses lasted say 4 to 6+ days instead of noro’s typical 1 or 2 days, B) a significant number of kids reported bloody diarrhea rather or other severe symptoms, or, C) there were some other compelling reason- for example, if the school was serving raw milk.\nYour typical layperson wants to blame the shits on the last thing they ate, but it’s almost never the last thing they ate. Most common GI pathogens take at least several hours to make people sick. Noro usually takes about 24 hours.\nThe article doesn’t have enough info for me to say what mode of transmission is likely. If most of these kids were sick on the same one/two days, foodborne would be likely. If cases were scattered over a few/several days, person-to-person or environmental transmission would be more likely. If it is foodborne then most likely someone in the kitchen worked while they were having diarrhea or within a couple days of recovering from diarrhea.\nNot mentioned in this article: it’d be super easy to test a couple of stool samples and find out the cause. It would take less than a day! The health department is probably working on it, but parents never want to give poops for school outbreaks. No idea why.",
">\n\nIn another article, it says that all 130 kids were vomiting simultaneously. Would that imply that it was environmental and not a virus? As in something airborne like an insecticide being sprayed incorrectly or a chemical leak?\n\nAccording to 8 News Now, all 130 students were lined up outside the Wayne N. Tanaka Elementary School health office on Jan. 27 as they experienced a wave of \"projectile vomiting.\"",
">\n\nThat sounds like mass psychogenic illness.",
">\n\nOr people being grossed out as well",
">\n\nIt goes deeper than that.",
">\n\nThat's what she said.\nNo, I mean some people are so grossed out by puke they puke themselves when they see someone doing it.\nA psychosis would be people just internalizing people are sick and they got it too. Like that House episode, but that wouldn't necessarily be because they are grossed out",
">\n\nSounds like norovirus. Scourge of cruise ships everywhere. Highly contagious. For this high a body count at once, it's got to be a cafeteria worker who didn't wash their hands.",
">\n\nWhy don't people wash their hands? Why?",
">\n\nYou’d think the last couple of years would have made at least some form of an impression…",
">\n\nIt’s like the people who believe we should keep getting sick to boost our immune system, and it’s like no I just keep getting sick!",
">\n\nDon’t get me wrong, I like time off work as much as the next bloke, but not when I’m sick, especially in bloody summer, for reference I’m in West Oz, we had 39°C today here in Perth, mate of mine is currently dealing with a chest infection and is not having a good time…",
">\n\nI hate that people think by being sick a lot I’m getting so much time off work, one I’m lucky to even get sick pay, and two I am not having fun! I am bedbound, struggling to look after myself and my home, and when I’m back to work I’ve got loads of work to catch up on, like it’s never fun and I’d rather not get sick!\nEdit: spelling mistakes!",
">\n\nPoor janitor",
">\n\nSeason 3 of American Vandal incoming?",
">\n\nExactly what I thought but it’s too similar to the last one I think (was it any good? It’s a great idea, that show, but the actual implementation is like… smiles at best, no laughs…for me anyway)",
">\n\nThis happened at summer camp 40 odd years ago, turned out the well was contaminated.",
">\n\nSomeone poisoned the waterhole!",
">\n\nThe watering hole? Whats so great about the watering hole?",
">\n\nI’ll SHOW you when we GET there.",
">\n\nAn elephant what!?",
">\n\nHow are we gonna ditch the dodo?",
">\n\nAmerican Vandal Season 3",
">\n\nWe back, boys. Lets gooo",
">\n\nSounds like someone didn't wear gloves while making lunch. Gave them the Norovirus.",
">\n\nI’ve had Norovirus twice, it was brutal. Wouldn’t wish it on anyone",
">\n\nAnd it spreads so fast.",
">\n\nExactly, and it’s one of the few things that’s very difficult to get rid of by just washing your hands with soap and water. \nI remember when I was in college, the school sent out an email that a few people who worked in the cafeteria kitchen had gotten it (this was after I had already had it twice), and I think I avoided the cafeteria for about two weeks. No way I was letting myself get it a third time",
">\n\nAll things considered, vomit is probably the best projectile to be in the headline relating to a US school.",
">\n\nUnderrated comment",
">\n\nThe school was putting on a play. It's called \"The Aristocrats.\"",
">\n\nWhile a gastrointestinal virus may be one possibility - FOX news viewers will want to consider the possibility of mass demonic possession taking place in sin city and interpret it as an omen of the end times.",
">\n\nEither that or it's because of drag queens and transgender folks. Time to ban all books in school.",
">\n\nWhich letters in the alphabet are evil?",
">\n\nMostly vowels and the letter N\n/s"
] |
>
This is exactly the point. | [
"Enteric diseases epidemiologist here. I investigate GI outbreaks for a state government. Folks that have said this sounds like norovirus are exactly right. \nNoro is the most common cause of acute gastroenteritis outbreaks by far, particularly in congregate settings like schools, long-term care facilities, prisons, etc. It is wonderfully “designed” to spread like wildfire: the infectious dose is insanely low, it’s found in the feces AND vomit of the infected, it’s not killed by hand sanitizer, it can live for a while on surfaces, and many disinfectants won’t kill it. About a hundred years ago (before the virus was discovered) it was called “winter vomiting syndrome” because cases and outbreaks increase markedly in the winter months and, you know, puking is involved. The timing and length of this annual peak differ a bit each year, but most cases and outbreaks occur between Novemberish and Marchish - aka norovirus season. In my state, our norovirus season has really picked up in the last two weeks.\nIf this were my investigation I’d assume norovirus unless A) the kids’ illnesses lasted say 4 to 6+ days instead of noro’s typical 1 or 2 days, B) a significant number of kids reported bloody diarrhea rather or other severe symptoms, or, C) there were some other compelling reason- for example, if the school was serving raw milk.\nYour typical layperson wants to blame the shits on the last thing they ate, but it’s almost never the last thing they ate. Most common GI pathogens take at least several hours to make people sick. Noro usually takes about 24 hours.\nThe article doesn’t have enough info for me to say what mode of transmission is likely. If most of these kids were sick on the same one/two days, foodborne would be likely. If cases were scattered over a few/several days, person-to-person or environmental transmission would be more likely. If it is foodborne then most likely someone in the kitchen worked while they were having diarrhea or within a couple days of recovering from diarrhea.\nNot mentioned in this article: it’d be super easy to test a couple of stool samples and find out the cause. It would take less than a day! The health department is probably working on it, but parents never want to give poops for school outbreaks. No idea why.",
">\n\nIn another article, it says that all 130 kids were vomiting simultaneously. Would that imply that it was environmental and not a virus? As in something airborne like an insecticide being sprayed incorrectly or a chemical leak?\n\nAccording to 8 News Now, all 130 students were lined up outside the Wayne N. Tanaka Elementary School health office on Jan. 27 as they experienced a wave of \"projectile vomiting.\"",
">\n\nThat sounds like mass psychogenic illness.",
">\n\nOr people being grossed out as well",
">\n\nIt goes deeper than that.",
">\n\nThat's what she said.\nNo, I mean some people are so grossed out by puke they puke themselves when they see someone doing it.\nA psychosis would be people just internalizing people are sick and they got it too. Like that House episode, but that wouldn't necessarily be because they are grossed out",
">\n\nSounds like norovirus. Scourge of cruise ships everywhere. Highly contagious. For this high a body count at once, it's got to be a cafeteria worker who didn't wash their hands.",
">\n\nWhy don't people wash their hands? Why?",
">\n\nYou’d think the last couple of years would have made at least some form of an impression…",
">\n\nIt’s like the people who believe we should keep getting sick to boost our immune system, and it’s like no I just keep getting sick!",
">\n\nDon’t get me wrong, I like time off work as much as the next bloke, but not when I’m sick, especially in bloody summer, for reference I’m in West Oz, we had 39°C today here in Perth, mate of mine is currently dealing with a chest infection and is not having a good time…",
">\n\nI hate that people think by being sick a lot I’m getting so much time off work, one I’m lucky to even get sick pay, and two I am not having fun! I am bedbound, struggling to look after myself and my home, and when I’m back to work I’ve got loads of work to catch up on, like it’s never fun and I’d rather not get sick!\nEdit: spelling mistakes!",
">\n\nPoor janitor",
">\n\nSeason 3 of American Vandal incoming?",
">\n\nExactly what I thought but it’s too similar to the last one I think (was it any good? It’s a great idea, that show, but the actual implementation is like… smiles at best, no laughs…for me anyway)",
">\n\nThis happened at summer camp 40 odd years ago, turned out the well was contaminated.",
">\n\nSomeone poisoned the waterhole!",
">\n\nThe watering hole? Whats so great about the watering hole?",
">\n\nI’ll SHOW you when we GET there.",
">\n\nAn elephant what!?",
">\n\nHow are we gonna ditch the dodo?",
">\n\nAmerican Vandal Season 3",
">\n\nWe back, boys. Lets gooo",
">\n\nSounds like someone didn't wear gloves while making lunch. Gave them the Norovirus.",
">\n\nI’ve had Norovirus twice, it was brutal. Wouldn’t wish it on anyone",
">\n\nAnd it spreads so fast.",
">\n\nExactly, and it’s one of the few things that’s very difficult to get rid of by just washing your hands with soap and water. \nI remember when I was in college, the school sent out an email that a few people who worked in the cafeteria kitchen had gotten it (this was after I had already had it twice), and I think I avoided the cafeteria for about two weeks. No way I was letting myself get it a third time",
">\n\nAll things considered, vomit is probably the best projectile to be in the headline relating to a US school.",
">\n\nUnderrated comment",
">\n\nThe school was putting on a play. It's called \"The Aristocrats.\"",
">\n\nWhile a gastrointestinal virus may be one possibility - FOX news viewers will want to consider the possibility of mass demonic possession taking place in sin city and interpret it as an omen of the end times.",
">\n\nEither that or it's because of drag queens and transgender folks. Time to ban all books in school.",
">\n\nWhich letters in the alphabet are evil?",
">\n\nMostly vowels and the letter N\n/s",
">\n\nI think we’d get by just fine without ‘x’"
] |
>
Eggsactly. | [
"Enteric diseases epidemiologist here. I investigate GI outbreaks for a state government. Folks that have said this sounds like norovirus are exactly right. \nNoro is the most common cause of acute gastroenteritis outbreaks by far, particularly in congregate settings like schools, long-term care facilities, prisons, etc. It is wonderfully “designed” to spread like wildfire: the infectious dose is insanely low, it’s found in the feces AND vomit of the infected, it’s not killed by hand sanitizer, it can live for a while on surfaces, and many disinfectants won’t kill it. About a hundred years ago (before the virus was discovered) it was called “winter vomiting syndrome” because cases and outbreaks increase markedly in the winter months and, you know, puking is involved. The timing and length of this annual peak differ a bit each year, but most cases and outbreaks occur between Novemberish and Marchish - aka norovirus season. In my state, our norovirus season has really picked up in the last two weeks.\nIf this were my investigation I’d assume norovirus unless A) the kids’ illnesses lasted say 4 to 6+ days instead of noro’s typical 1 or 2 days, B) a significant number of kids reported bloody diarrhea rather or other severe symptoms, or, C) there were some other compelling reason- for example, if the school was serving raw milk.\nYour typical layperson wants to blame the shits on the last thing they ate, but it’s almost never the last thing they ate. Most common GI pathogens take at least several hours to make people sick. Noro usually takes about 24 hours.\nThe article doesn’t have enough info for me to say what mode of transmission is likely. If most of these kids were sick on the same one/two days, foodborne would be likely. If cases were scattered over a few/several days, person-to-person or environmental transmission would be more likely. If it is foodborne then most likely someone in the kitchen worked while they were having diarrhea or within a couple days of recovering from diarrhea.\nNot mentioned in this article: it’d be super easy to test a couple of stool samples and find out the cause. It would take less than a day! The health department is probably working on it, but parents never want to give poops for school outbreaks. No idea why.",
">\n\nIn another article, it says that all 130 kids were vomiting simultaneously. Would that imply that it was environmental and not a virus? As in something airborne like an insecticide being sprayed incorrectly or a chemical leak?\n\nAccording to 8 News Now, all 130 students were lined up outside the Wayne N. Tanaka Elementary School health office on Jan. 27 as they experienced a wave of \"projectile vomiting.\"",
">\n\nThat sounds like mass psychogenic illness.",
">\n\nOr people being grossed out as well",
">\n\nIt goes deeper than that.",
">\n\nThat's what she said.\nNo, I mean some people are so grossed out by puke they puke themselves when they see someone doing it.\nA psychosis would be people just internalizing people are sick and they got it too. Like that House episode, but that wouldn't necessarily be because they are grossed out",
">\n\nSounds like norovirus. Scourge of cruise ships everywhere. Highly contagious. For this high a body count at once, it's got to be a cafeteria worker who didn't wash their hands.",
">\n\nWhy don't people wash their hands? Why?",
">\n\nYou’d think the last couple of years would have made at least some form of an impression…",
">\n\nIt’s like the people who believe we should keep getting sick to boost our immune system, and it’s like no I just keep getting sick!",
">\n\nDon’t get me wrong, I like time off work as much as the next bloke, but not when I’m sick, especially in bloody summer, for reference I’m in West Oz, we had 39°C today here in Perth, mate of mine is currently dealing with a chest infection and is not having a good time…",
">\n\nI hate that people think by being sick a lot I’m getting so much time off work, one I’m lucky to even get sick pay, and two I am not having fun! I am bedbound, struggling to look after myself and my home, and when I’m back to work I’ve got loads of work to catch up on, like it’s never fun and I’d rather not get sick!\nEdit: spelling mistakes!",
">\n\nPoor janitor",
">\n\nSeason 3 of American Vandal incoming?",
">\n\nExactly what I thought but it’s too similar to the last one I think (was it any good? It’s a great idea, that show, but the actual implementation is like… smiles at best, no laughs…for me anyway)",
">\n\nThis happened at summer camp 40 odd years ago, turned out the well was contaminated.",
">\n\nSomeone poisoned the waterhole!",
">\n\nThe watering hole? Whats so great about the watering hole?",
">\n\nI’ll SHOW you when we GET there.",
">\n\nAn elephant what!?",
">\n\nHow are we gonna ditch the dodo?",
">\n\nAmerican Vandal Season 3",
">\n\nWe back, boys. Lets gooo",
">\n\nSounds like someone didn't wear gloves while making lunch. Gave them the Norovirus.",
">\n\nI’ve had Norovirus twice, it was brutal. Wouldn’t wish it on anyone",
">\n\nAnd it spreads so fast.",
">\n\nExactly, and it’s one of the few things that’s very difficult to get rid of by just washing your hands with soap and water. \nI remember when I was in college, the school sent out an email that a few people who worked in the cafeteria kitchen had gotten it (this was after I had already had it twice), and I think I avoided the cafeteria for about two weeks. No way I was letting myself get it a third time",
">\n\nAll things considered, vomit is probably the best projectile to be in the headline relating to a US school.",
">\n\nUnderrated comment",
">\n\nThe school was putting on a play. It's called \"The Aristocrats.\"",
">\n\nWhile a gastrointestinal virus may be one possibility - FOX news viewers will want to consider the possibility of mass demonic possession taking place in sin city and interpret it as an omen of the end times.",
">\n\nEither that or it's because of drag queens and transgender folks. Time to ban all books in school.",
">\n\nWhich letters in the alphabet are evil?",
">\n\nMostly vowels and the letter N\n/s",
">\n\nI think we’d get by just fine without ‘x’",
">\n\nThis is exactly the point."
] |
>
Did someone get Boebert to cater something? | [
"Enteric diseases epidemiologist here. I investigate GI outbreaks for a state government. Folks that have said this sounds like norovirus are exactly right. \nNoro is the most common cause of acute gastroenteritis outbreaks by far, particularly in congregate settings like schools, long-term care facilities, prisons, etc. It is wonderfully “designed” to spread like wildfire: the infectious dose is insanely low, it’s found in the feces AND vomit of the infected, it’s not killed by hand sanitizer, it can live for a while on surfaces, and many disinfectants won’t kill it. About a hundred years ago (before the virus was discovered) it was called “winter vomiting syndrome” because cases and outbreaks increase markedly in the winter months and, you know, puking is involved. The timing and length of this annual peak differ a bit each year, but most cases and outbreaks occur between Novemberish and Marchish - aka norovirus season. In my state, our norovirus season has really picked up in the last two weeks.\nIf this were my investigation I’d assume norovirus unless A) the kids’ illnesses lasted say 4 to 6+ days instead of noro’s typical 1 or 2 days, B) a significant number of kids reported bloody diarrhea rather or other severe symptoms, or, C) there were some other compelling reason- for example, if the school was serving raw milk.\nYour typical layperson wants to blame the shits on the last thing they ate, but it’s almost never the last thing they ate. Most common GI pathogens take at least several hours to make people sick. Noro usually takes about 24 hours.\nThe article doesn’t have enough info for me to say what mode of transmission is likely. If most of these kids were sick on the same one/two days, foodborne would be likely. If cases were scattered over a few/several days, person-to-person or environmental transmission would be more likely. If it is foodborne then most likely someone in the kitchen worked while they were having diarrhea or within a couple days of recovering from diarrhea.\nNot mentioned in this article: it’d be super easy to test a couple of stool samples and find out the cause. It would take less than a day! The health department is probably working on it, but parents never want to give poops for school outbreaks. No idea why.",
">\n\nIn another article, it says that all 130 kids were vomiting simultaneously. Would that imply that it was environmental and not a virus? As in something airborne like an insecticide being sprayed incorrectly or a chemical leak?\n\nAccording to 8 News Now, all 130 students were lined up outside the Wayne N. Tanaka Elementary School health office on Jan. 27 as they experienced a wave of \"projectile vomiting.\"",
">\n\nThat sounds like mass psychogenic illness.",
">\n\nOr people being grossed out as well",
">\n\nIt goes deeper than that.",
">\n\nThat's what she said.\nNo, I mean some people are so grossed out by puke they puke themselves when they see someone doing it.\nA psychosis would be people just internalizing people are sick and they got it too. Like that House episode, but that wouldn't necessarily be because they are grossed out",
">\n\nSounds like norovirus. Scourge of cruise ships everywhere. Highly contagious. For this high a body count at once, it's got to be a cafeteria worker who didn't wash their hands.",
">\n\nWhy don't people wash their hands? Why?",
">\n\nYou’d think the last couple of years would have made at least some form of an impression…",
">\n\nIt’s like the people who believe we should keep getting sick to boost our immune system, and it’s like no I just keep getting sick!",
">\n\nDon’t get me wrong, I like time off work as much as the next bloke, but not when I’m sick, especially in bloody summer, for reference I’m in West Oz, we had 39°C today here in Perth, mate of mine is currently dealing with a chest infection and is not having a good time…",
">\n\nI hate that people think by being sick a lot I’m getting so much time off work, one I’m lucky to even get sick pay, and two I am not having fun! I am bedbound, struggling to look after myself and my home, and when I’m back to work I’ve got loads of work to catch up on, like it’s never fun and I’d rather not get sick!\nEdit: spelling mistakes!",
">\n\nPoor janitor",
">\n\nSeason 3 of American Vandal incoming?",
">\n\nExactly what I thought but it’s too similar to the last one I think (was it any good? It’s a great idea, that show, but the actual implementation is like… smiles at best, no laughs…for me anyway)",
">\n\nThis happened at summer camp 40 odd years ago, turned out the well was contaminated.",
">\n\nSomeone poisoned the waterhole!",
">\n\nThe watering hole? Whats so great about the watering hole?",
">\n\nI’ll SHOW you when we GET there.",
">\n\nAn elephant what!?",
">\n\nHow are we gonna ditch the dodo?",
">\n\nAmerican Vandal Season 3",
">\n\nWe back, boys. Lets gooo",
">\n\nSounds like someone didn't wear gloves while making lunch. Gave them the Norovirus.",
">\n\nI’ve had Norovirus twice, it was brutal. Wouldn’t wish it on anyone",
">\n\nAnd it spreads so fast.",
">\n\nExactly, and it’s one of the few things that’s very difficult to get rid of by just washing your hands with soap and water. \nI remember when I was in college, the school sent out an email that a few people who worked in the cafeteria kitchen had gotten it (this was after I had already had it twice), and I think I avoided the cafeteria for about two weeks. No way I was letting myself get it a third time",
">\n\nAll things considered, vomit is probably the best projectile to be in the headline relating to a US school.",
">\n\nUnderrated comment",
">\n\nThe school was putting on a play. It's called \"The Aristocrats.\"",
">\n\nWhile a gastrointestinal virus may be one possibility - FOX news viewers will want to consider the possibility of mass demonic possession taking place in sin city and interpret it as an omen of the end times.",
">\n\nEither that or it's because of drag queens and transgender folks. Time to ban all books in school.",
">\n\nWhich letters in the alphabet are evil?",
">\n\nMostly vowels and the letter N\n/s",
">\n\nI think we’d get by just fine without ‘x’",
">\n\nThis is exactly the point.",
">\n\nEggsactly."
] |
>
Underrated (voted) comment! | [
"Enteric diseases epidemiologist here. I investigate GI outbreaks for a state government. Folks that have said this sounds like norovirus are exactly right. \nNoro is the most common cause of acute gastroenteritis outbreaks by far, particularly in congregate settings like schools, long-term care facilities, prisons, etc. It is wonderfully “designed” to spread like wildfire: the infectious dose is insanely low, it’s found in the feces AND vomit of the infected, it’s not killed by hand sanitizer, it can live for a while on surfaces, and many disinfectants won’t kill it. About a hundred years ago (before the virus was discovered) it was called “winter vomiting syndrome” because cases and outbreaks increase markedly in the winter months and, you know, puking is involved. The timing and length of this annual peak differ a bit each year, but most cases and outbreaks occur between Novemberish and Marchish - aka norovirus season. In my state, our norovirus season has really picked up in the last two weeks.\nIf this were my investigation I’d assume norovirus unless A) the kids’ illnesses lasted say 4 to 6+ days instead of noro’s typical 1 or 2 days, B) a significant number of kids reported bloody diarrhea rather or other severe symptoms, or, C) there were some other compelling reason- for example, if the school was serving raw milk.\nYour typical layperson wants to blame the shits on the last thing they ate, but it’s almost never the last thing they ate. Most common GI pathogens take at least several hours to make people sick. Noro usually takes about 24 hours.\nThe article doesn’t have enough info for me to say what mode of transmission is likely. If most of these kids were sick on the same one/two days, foodborne would be likely. If cases were scattered over a few/several days, person-to-person or environmental transmission would be more likely. If it is foodborne then most likely someone in the kitchen worked while they were having diarrhea or within a couple days of recovering from diarrhea.\nNot mentioned in this article: it’d be super easy to test a couple of stool samples and find out the cause. It would take less than a day! The health department is probably working on it, but parents never want to give poops for school outbreaks. No idea why.",
">\n\nIn another article, it says that all 130 kids were vomiting simultaneously. Would that imply that it was environmental and not a virus? As in something airborne like an insecticide being sprayed incorrectly or a chemical leak?\n\nAccording to 8 News Now, all 130 students were lined up outside the Wayne N. Tanaka Elementary School health office on Jan. 27 as they experienced a wave of \"projectile vomiting.\"",
">\n\nThat sounds like mass psychogenic illness.",
">\n\nOr people being grossed out as well",
">\n\nIt goes deeper than that.",
">\n\nThat's what she said.\nNo, I mean some people are so grossed out by puke they puke themselves when they see someone doing it.\nA psychosis would be people just internalizing people are sick and they got it too. Like that House episode, but that wouldn't necessarily be because they are grossed out",
">\n\nSounds like norovirus. Scourge of cruise ships everywhere. Highly contagious. For this high a body count at once, it's got to be a cafeteria worker who didn't wash their hands.",
">\n\nWhy don't people wash their hands? Why?",
">\n\nYou’d think the last couple of years would have made at least some form of an impression…",
">\n\nIt’s like the people who believe we should keep getting sick to boost our immune system, and it’s like no I just keep getting sick!",
">\n\nDon’t get me wrong, I like time off work as much as the next bloke, but not when I’m sick, especially in bloody summer, for reference I’m in West Oz, we had 39°C today here in Perth, mate of mine is currently dealing with a chest infection and is not having a good time…",
">\n\nI hate that people think by being sick a lot I’m getting so much time off work, one I’m lucky to even get sick pay, and two I am not having fun! I am bedbound, struggling to look after myself and my home, and when I’m back to work I’ve got loads of work to catch up on, like it’s never fun and I’d rather not get sick!\nEdit: spelling mistakes!",
">\n\nPoor janitor",
">\n\nSeason 3 of American Vandal incoming?",
">\n\nExactly what I thought but it’s too similar to the last one I think (was it any good? It’s a great idea, that show, but the actual implementation is like… smiles at best, no laughs…for me anyway)",
">\n\nThis happened at summer camp 40 odd years ago, turned out the well was contaminated.",
">\n\nSomeone poisoned the waterhole!",
">\n\nThe watering hole? Whats so great about the watering hole?",
">\n\nI’ll SHOW you when we GET there.",
">\n\nAn elephant what!?",
">\n\nHow are we gonna ditch the dodo?",
">\n\nAmerican Vandal Season 3",
">\n\nWe back, boys. Lets gooo",
">\n\nSounds like someone didn't wear gloves while making lunch. Gave them the Norovirus.",
">\n\nI’ve had Norovirus twice, it was brutal. Wouldn’t wish it on anyone",
">\n\nAnd it spreads so fast.",
">\n\nExactly, and it’s one of the few things that’s very difficult to get rid of by just washing your hands with soap and water. \nI remember when I was in college, the school sent out an email that a few people who worked in the cafeteria kitchen had gotten it (this was after I had already had it twice), and I think I avoided the cafeteria for about two weeks. No way I was letting myself get it a third time",
">\n\nAll things considered, vomit is probably the best projectile to be in the headline relating to a US school.",
">\n\nUnderrated comment",
">\n\nThe school was putting on a play. It's called \"The Aristocrats.\"",
">\n\nWhile a gastrointestinal virus may be one possibility - FOX news viewers will want to consider the possibility of mass demonic possession taking place in sin city and interpret it as an omen of the end times.",
">\n\nEither that or it's because of drag queens and transgender folks. Time to ban all books in school.",
">\n\nWhich letters in the alphabet are evil?",
">\n\nMostly vowels and the letter N\n/s",
">\n\nI think we’d get by just fine without ‘x’",
">\n\nThis is exactly the point.",
">\n\nEggsactly.",
">\n\nDid someone get Boebert to cater something?"
] |
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Maybe they watched Gigli | [
"Enteric diseases epidemiologist here. I investigate GI outbreaks for a state government. Folks that have said this sounds like norovirus are exactly right. \nNoro is the most common cause of acute gastroenteritis outbreaks by far, particularly in congregate settings like schools, long-term care facilities, prisons, etc. It is wonderfully “designed” to spread like wildfire: the infectious dose is insanely low, it’s found in the feces AND vomit of the infected, it’s not killed by hand sanitizer, it can live for a while on surfaces, and many disinfectants won’t kill it. About a hundred years ago (before the virus was discovered) it was called “winter vomiting syndrome” because cases and outbreaks increase markedly in the winter months and, you know, puking is involved. The timing and length of this annual peak differ a bit each year, but most cases and outbreaks occur between Novemberish and Marchish - aka norovirus season. In my state, our norovirus season has really picked up in the last two weeks.\nIf this were my investigation I’d assume norovirus unless A) the kids’ illnesses lasted say 4 to 6+ days instead of noro’s typical 1 or 2 days, B) a significant number of kids reported bloody diarrhea rather or other severe symptoms, or, C) there were some other compelling reason- for example, if the school was serving raw milk.\nYour typical layperson wants to blame the shits on the last thing they ate, but it’s almost never the last thing they ate. Most common GI pathogens take at least several hours to make people sick. Noro usually takes about 24 hours.\nThe article doesn’t have enough info for me to say what mode of transmission is likely. If most of these kids were sick on the same one/two days, foodborne would be likely. If cases were scattered over a few/several days, person-to-person or environmental transmission would be more likely. If it is foodborne then most likely someone in the kitchen worked while they were having diarrhea or within a couple days of recovering from diarrhea.\nNot mentioned in this article: it’d be super easy to test a couple of stool samples and find out the cause. It would take less than a day! The health department is probably working on it, but parents never want to give poops for school outbreaks. No idea why.",
">\n\nIn another article, it says that all 130 kids were vomiting simultaneously. Would that imply that it was environmental and not a virus? As in something airborne like an insecticide being sprayed incorrectly or a chemical leak?\n\nAccording to 8 News Now, all 130 students were lined up outside the Wayne N. Tanaka Elementary School health office on Jan. 27 as they experienced a wave of \"projectile vomiting.\"",
">\n\nThat sounds like mass psychogenic illness.",
">\n\nOr people being grossed out as well",
">\n\nIt goes deeper than that.",
">\n\nThat's what she said.\nNo, I mean some people are so grossed out by puke they puke themselves when they see someone doing it.\nA psychosis would be people just internalizing people are sick and they got it too. Like that House episode, but that wouldn't necessarily be because they are grossed out",
">\n\nSounds like norovirus. Scourge of cruise ships everywhere. Highly contagious. For this high a body count at once, it's got to be a cafeteria worker who didn't wash their hands.",
">\n\nWhy don't people wash their hands? Why?",
">\n\nYou’d think the last couple of years would have made at least some form of an impression…",
">\n\nIt’s like the people who believe we should keep getting sick to boost our immune system, and it’s like no I just keep getting sick!",
">\n\nDon’t get me wrong, I like time off work as much as the next bloke, but not when I’m sick, especially in bloody summer, for reference I’m in West Oz, we had 39°C today here in Perth, mate of mine is currently dealing with a chest infection and is not having a good time…",
">\n\nI hate that people think by being sick a lot I’m getting so much time off work, one I’m lucky to even get sick pay, and two I am not having fun! I am bedbound, struggling to look after myself and my home, and when I’m back to work I’ve got loads of work to catch up on, like it’s never fun and I’d rather not get sick!\nEdit: spelling mistakes!",
">\n\nPoor janitor",
">\n\nSeason 3 of American Vandal incoming?",
">\n\nExactly what I thought but it’s too similar to the last one I think (was it any good? It’s a great idea, that show, but the actual implementation is like… smiles at best, no laughs…for me anyway)",
">\n\nThis happened at summer camp 40 odd years ago, turned out the well was contaminated.",
">\n\nSomeone poisoned the waterhole!",
">\n\nThe watering hole? Whats so great about the watering hole?",
">\n\nI’ll SHOW you when we GET there.",
">\n\nAn elephant what!?",
">\n\nHow are we gonna ditch the dodo?",
">\n\nAmerican Vandal Season 3",
">\n\nWe back, boys. Lets gooo",
">\n\nSounds like someone didn't wear gloves while making lunch. Gave them the Norovirus.",
">\n\nI’ve had Norovirus twice, it was brutal. Wouldn’t wish it on anyone",
">\n\nAnd it spreads so fast.",
">\n\nExactly, and it’s one of the few things that’s very difficult to get rid of by just washing your hands with soap and water. \nI remember when I was in college, the school sent out an email that a few people who worked in the cafeteria kitchen had gotten it (this was after I had already had it twice), and I think I avoided the cafeteria for about two weeks. No way I was letting myself get it a third time",
">\n\nAll things considered, vomit is probably the best projectile to be in the headline relating to a US school.",
">\n\nUnderrated comment",
">\n\nThe school was putting on a play. It's called \"The Aristocrats.\"",
">\n\nWhile a gastrointestinal virus may be one possibility - FOX news viewers will want to consider the possibility of mass demonic possession taking place in sin city and interpret it as an omen of the end times.",
">\n\nEither that or it's because of drag queens and transgender folks. Time to ban all books in school.",
">\n\nWhich letters in the alphabet are evil?",
">\n\nMostly vowels and the letter N\n/s",
">\n\nI think we’d get by just fine without ‘x’",
">\n\nThis is exactly the point.",
">\n\nEggsactly.",
">\n\nDid someone get Boebert to cater something?",
">\n\nUnderrated (voted) comment!"
] |
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Turkey time... | [
"Enteric diseases epidemiologist here. I investigate GI outbreaks for a state government. Folks that have said this sounds like norovirus are exactly right. \nNoro is the most common cause of acute gastroenteritis outbreaks by far, particularly in congregate settings like schools, long-term care facilities, prisons, etc. It is wonderfully “designed” to spread like wildfire: the infectious dose is insanely low, it’s found in the feces AND vomit of the infected, it’s not killed by hand sanitizer, it can live for a while on surfaces, and many disinfectants won’t kill it. About a hundred years ago (before the virus was discovered) it was called “winter vomiting syndrome” because cases and outbreaks increase markedly in the winter months and, you know, puking is involved. The timing and length of this annual peak differ a bit each year, but most cases and outbreaks occur between Novemberish and Marchish - aka norovirus season. In my state, our norovirus season has really picked up in the last two weeks.\nIf this were my investigation I’d assume norovirus unless A) the kids’ illnesses lasted say 4 to 6+ days instead of noro’s typical 1 or 2 days, B) a significant number of kids reported bloody diarrhea rather or other severe symptoms, or, C) there were some other compelling reason- for example, if the school was serving raw milk.\nYour typical layperson wants to blame the shits on the last thing they ate, but it’s almost never the last thing they ate. Most common GI pathogens take at least several hours to make people sick. Noro usually takes about 24 hours.\nThe article doesn’t have enough info for me to say what mode of transmission is likely. If most of these kids were sick on the same one/two days, foodborne would be likely. If cases were scattered over a few/several days, person-to-person or environmental transmission would be more likely. If it is foodborne then most likely someone in the kitchen worked while they were having diarrhea or within a couple days of recovering from diarrhea.\nNot mentioned in this article: it’d be super easy to test a couple of stool samples and find out the cause. It would take less than a day! The health department is probably working on it, but parents never want to give poops for school outbreaks. No idea why.",
">\n\nIn another article, it says that all 130 kids were vomiting simultaneously. Would that imply that it was environmental and not a virus? As in something airborne like an insecticide being sprayed incorrectly or a chemical leak?\n\nAccording to 8 News Now, all 130 students were lined up outside the Wayne N. Tanaka Elementary School health office on Jan. 27 as they experienced a wave of \"projectile vomiting.\"",
">\n\nThat sounds like mass psychogenic illness.",
">\n\nOr people being grossed out as well",
">\n\nIt goes deeper than that.",
">\n\nThat's what she said.\nNo, I mean some people are so grossed out by puke they puke themselves when they see someone doing it.\nA psychosis would be people just internalizing people are sick and they got it too. Like that House episode, but that wouldn't necessarily be because they are grossed out",
">\n\nSounds like norovirus. Scourge of cruise ships everywhere. Highly contagious. For this high a body count at once, it's got to be a cafeteria worker who didn't wash their hands.",
">\n\nWhy don't people wash their hands? Why?",
">\n\nYou’d think the last couple of years would have made at least some form of an impression…",
">\n\nIt’s like the people who believe we should keep getting sick to boost our immune system, and it’s like no I just keep getting sick!",
">\n\nDon’t get me wrong, I like time off work as much as the next bloke, but not when I’m sick, especially in bloody summer, for reference I’m in West Oz, we had 39°C today here in Perth, mate of mine is currently dealing with a chest infection and is not having a good time…",
">\n\nI hate that people think by being sick a lot I’m getting so much time off work, one I’m lucky to even get sick pay, and two I am not having fun! I am bedbound, struggling to look after myself and my home, and when I’m back to work I’ve got loads of work to catch up on, like it’s never fun and I’d rather not get sick!\nEdit: spelling mistakes!",
">\n\nPoor janitor",
">\n\nSeason 3 of American Vandal incoming?",
">\n\nExactly what I thought but it’s too similar to the last one I think (was it any good? It’s a great idea, that show, but the actual implementation is like… smiles at best, no laughs…for me anyway)",
">\n\nThis happened at summer camp 40 odd years ago, turned out the well was contaminated.",
">\n\nSomeone poisoned the waterhole!",
">\n\nThe watering hole? Whats so great about the watering hole?",
">\n\nI’ll SHOW you when we GET there.",
">\n\nAn elephant what!?",
">\n\nHow are we gonna ditch the dodo?",
">\n\nAmerican Vandal Season 3",
">\n\nWe back, boys. Lets gooo",
">\n\nSounds like someone didn't wear gloves while making lunch. Gave them the Norovirus.",
">\n\nI’ve had Norovirus twice, it was brutal. Wouldn’t wish it on anyone",
">\n\nAnd it spreads so fast.",
">\n\nExactly, and it’s one of the few things that’s very difficult to get rid of by just washing your hands with soap and water. \nI remember when I was in college, the school sent out an email that a few people who worked in the cafeteria kitchen had gotten it (this was after I had already had it twice), and I think I avoided the cafeteria for about two weeks. No way I was letting myself get it a third time",
">\n\nAll things considered, vomit is probably the best projectile to be in the headline relating to a US school.",
">\n\nUnderrated comment",
">\n\nThe school was putting on a play. It's called \"The Aristocrats.\"",
">\n\nWhile a gastrointestinal virus may be one possibility - FOX news viewers will want to consider the possibility of mass demonic possession taking place in sin city and interpret it as an omen of the end times.",
">\n\nEither that or it's because of drag queens and transgender folks. Time to ban all books in school.",
">\n\nWhich letters in the alphabet are evil?",
">\n\nMostly vowels and the letter N\n/s",
">\n\nI think we’d get by just fine without ‘x’",
">\n\nThis is exactly the point.",
">\n\nEggsactly.",
">\n\nDid someone get Boebert to cater something?",
">\n\nUnderrated (voted) comment!",
">\n\nMaybe they watched Gigli"
] |
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When I hear "projectile vomiting", I am reminded of this scene from Stand by Me. | [
"Enteric diseases epidemiologist here. I investigate GI outbreaks for a state government. Folks that have said this sounds like norovirus are exactly right. \nNoro is the most common cause of acute gastroenteritis outbreaks by far, particularly in congregate settings like schools, long-term care facilities, prisons, etc. It is wonderfully “designed” to spread like wildfire: the infectious dose is insanely low, it’s found in the feces AND vomit of the infected, it’s not killed by hand sanitizer, it can live for a while on surfaces, and many disinfectants won’t kill it. About a hundred years ago (before the virus was discovered) it was called “winter vomiting syndrome” because cases and outbreaks increase markedly in the winter months and, you know, puking is involved. The timing and length of this annual peak differ a bit each year, but most cases and outbreaks occur between Novemberish and Marchish - aka norovirus season. In my state, our norovirus season has really picked up in the last two weeks.\nIf this were my investigation I’d assume norovirus unless A) the kids’ illnesses lasted say 4 to 6+ days instead of noro’s typical 1 or 2 days, B) a significant number of kids reported bloody diarrhea rather or other severe symptoms, or, C) there were some other compelling reason- for example, if the school was serving raw milk.\nYour typical layperson wants to blame the shits on the last thing they ate, but it’s almost never the last thing they ate. Most common GI pathogens take at least several hours to make people sick. Noro usually takes about 24 hours.\nThe article doesn’t have enough info for me to say what mode of transmission is likely. If most of these kids were sick on the same one/two days, foodborne would be likely. If cases were scattered over a few/several days, person-to-person or environmental transmission would be more likely. If it is foodborne then most likely someone in the kitchen worked while they were having diarrhea or within a couple days of recovering from diarrhea.\nNot mentioned in this article: it’d be super easy to test a couple of stool samples and find out the cause. It would take less than a day! The health department is probably working on it, but parents never want to give poops for school outbreaks. No idea why.",
">\n\nIn another article, it says that all 130 kids were vomiting simultaneously. Would that imply that it was environmental and not a virus? As in something airborne like an insecticide being sprayed incorrectly or a chemical leak?\n\nAccording to 8 News Now, all 130 students were lined up outside the Wayne N. Tanaka Elementary School health office on Jan. 27 as they experienced a wave of \"projectile vomiting.\"",
">\n\nThat sounds like mass psychogenic illness.",
">\n\nOr people being grossed out as well",
">\n\nIt goes deeper than that.",
">\n\nThat's what she said.\nNo, I mean some people are so grossed out by puke they puke themselves when they see someone doing it.\nA psychosis would be people just internalizing people are sick and they got it too. Like that House episode, but that wouldn't necessarily be because they are grossed out",
">\n\nSounds like norovirus. Scourge of cruise ships everywhere. Highly contagious. For this high a body count at once, it's got to be a cafeteria worker who didn't wash their hands.",
">\n\nWhy don't people wash their hands? Why?",
">\n\nYou’d think the last couple of years would have made at least some form of an impression…",
">\n\nIt’s like the people who believe we should keep getting sick to boost our immune system, and it’s like no I just keep getting sick!",
">\n\nDon’t get me wrong, I like time off work as much as the next bloke, but not when I’m sick, especially in bloody summer, for reference I’m in West Oz, we had 39°C today here in Perth, mate of mine is currently dealing with a chest infection and is not having a good time…",
">\n\nI hate that people think by being sick a lot I’m getting so much time off work, one I’m lucky to even get sick pay, and two I am not having fun! I am bedbound, struggling to look after myself and my home, and when I’m back to work I’ve got loads of work to catch up on, like it’s never fun and I’d rather not get sick!\nEdit: spelling mistakes!",
">\n\nPoor janitor",
">\n\nSeason 3 of American Vandal incoming?",
">\n\nExactly what I thought but it’s too similar to the last one I think (was it any good? It’s a great idea, that show, but the actual implementation is like… smiles at best, no laughs…for me anyway)",
">\n\nThis happened at summer camp 40 odd years ago, turned out the well was contaminated.",
">\n\nSomeone poisoned the waterhole!",
">\n\nThe watering hole? Whats so great about the watering hole?",
">\n\nI’ll SHOW you when we GET there.",
">\n\nAn elephant what!?",
">\n\nHow are we gonna ditch the dodo?",
">\n\nAmerican Vandal Season 3",
">\n\nWe back, boys. Lets gooo",
">\n\nSounds like someone didn't wear gloves while making lunch. Gave them the Norovirus.",
">\n\nI’ve had Norovirus twice, it was brutal. Wouldn’t wish it on anyone",
">\n\nAnd it spreads so fast.",
">\n\nExactly, and it’s one of the few things that’s very difficult to get rid of by just washing your hands with soap and water. \nI remember when I was in college, the school sent out an email that a few people who worked in the cafeteria kitchen had gotten it (this was after I had already had it twice), and I think I avoided the cafeteria for about two weeks. No way I was letting myself get it a third time",
">\n\nAll things considered, vomit is probably the best projectile to be in the headline relating to a US school.",
">\n\nUnderrated comment",
">\n\nThe school was putting on a play. It's called \"The Aristocrats.\"",
">\n\nWhile a gastrointestinal virus may be one possibility - FOX news viewers will want to consider the possibility of mass demonic possession taking place in sin city and interpret it as an omen of the end times.",
">\n\nEither that or it's because of drag queens and transgender folks. Time to ban all books in school.",
">\n\nWhich letters in the alphabet are evil?",
">\n\nMostly vowels and the letter N\n/s",
">\n\nI think we’d get by just fine without ‘x’",
">\n\nThis is exactly the point.",
">\n\nEggsactly.",
">\n\nDid someone get Boebert to cater something?",
">\n\nUnderrated (voted) comment!",
">\n\nMaybe they watched Gigli",
">\n\nTurkey time..."
] |
>
That was what I envisioned, too.... | [
"Enteric diseases epidemiologist here. I investigate GI outbreaks for a state government. Folks that have said this sounds like norovirus are exactly right. \nNoro is the most common cause of acute gastroenteritis outbreaks by far, particularly in congregate settings like schools, long-term care facilities, prisons, etc. It is wonderfully “designed” to spread like wildfire: the infectious dose is insanely low, it’s found in the feces AND vomit of the infected, it’s not killed by hand sanitizer, it can live for a while on surfaces, and many disinfectants won’t kill it. About a hundred years ago (before the virus was discovered) it was called “winter vomiting syndrome” because cases and outbreaks increase markedly in the winter months and, you know, puking is involved. The timing and length of this annual peak differ a bit each year, but most cases and outbreaks occur between Novemberish and Marchish - aka norovirus season. In my state, our norovirus season has really picked up in the last two weeks.\nIf this were my investigation I’d assume norovirus unless A) the kids’ illnesses lasted say 4 to 6+ days instead of noro’s typical 1 or 2 days, B) a significant number of kids reported bloody diarrhea rather or other severe symptoms, or, C) there were some other compelling reason- for example, if the school was serving raw milk.\nYour typical layperson wants to blame the shits on the last thing they ate, but it’s almost never the last thing they ate. Most common GI pathogens take at least several hours to make people sick. Noro usually takes about 24 hours.\nThe article doesn’t have enough info for me to say what mode of transmission is likely. If most of these kids were sick on the same one/two days, foodborne would be likely. If cases were scattered over a few/several days, person-to-person or environmental transmission would be more likely. If it is foodborne then most likely someone in the kitchen worked while they were having diarrhea or within a couple days of recovering from diarrhea.\nNot mentioned in this article: it’d be super easy to test a couple of stool samples and find out the cause. It would take less than a day! The health department is probably working on it, but parents never want to give poops for school outbreaks. No idea why.",
">\n\nIn another article, it says that all 130 kids were vomiting simultaneously. Would that imply that it was environmental and not a virus? As in something airborne like an insecticide being sprayed incorrectly or a chemical leak?\n\nAccording to 8 News Now, all 130 students were lined up outside the Wayne N. Tanaka Elementary School health office on Jan. 27 as they experienced a wave of \"projectile vomiting.\"",
">\n\nThat sounds like mass psychogenic illness.",
">\n\nOr people being grossed out as well",
">\n\nIt goes deeper than that.",
">\n\nThat's what she said.\nNo, I mean some people are so grossed out by puke they puke themselves when they see someone doing it.\nA psychosis would be people just internalizing people are sick and they got it too. Like that House episode, but that wouldn't necessarily be because they are grossed out",
">\n\nSounds like norovirus. Scourge of cruise ships everywhere. Highly contagious. For this high a body count at once, it's got to be a cafeteria worker who didn't wash their hands.",
">\n\nWhy don't people wash their hands? Why?",
">\n\nYou’d think the last couple of years would have made at least some form of an impression…",
">\n\nIt’s like the people who believe we should keep getting sick to boost our immune system, and it’s like no I just keep getting sick!",
">\n\nDon’t get me wrong, I like time off work as much as the next bloke, but not when I’m sick, especially in bloody summer, for reference I’m in West Oz, we had 39°C today here in Perth, mate of mine is currently dealing with a chest infection and is not having a good time…",
">\n\nI hate that people think by being sick a lot I’m getting so much time off work, one I’m lucky to even get sick pay, and two I am not having fun! I am bedbound, struggling to look after myself and my home, and when I’m back to work I’ve got loads of work to catch up on, like it’s never fun and I’d rather not get sick!\nEdit: spelling mistakes!",
">\n\nPoor janitor",
">\n\nSeason 3 of American Vandal incoming?",
">\n\nExactly what I thought but it’s too similar to the last one I think (was it any good? It’s a great idea, that show, but the actual implementation is like… smiles at best, no laughs…for me anyway)",
">\n\nThis happened at summer camp 40 odd years ago, turned out the well was contaminated.",
">\n\nSomeone poisoned the waterhole!",
">\n\nThe watering hole? Whats so great about the watering hole?",
">\n\nI’ll SHOW you when we GET there.",
">\n\nAn elephant what!?",
">\n\nHow are we gonna ditch the dodo?",
">\n\nAmerican Vandal Season 3",
">\n\nWe back, boys. Lets gooo",
">\n\nSounds like someone didn't wear gloves while making lunch. Gave them the Norovirus.",
">\n\nI’ve had Norovirus twice, it was brutal. Wouldn’t wish it on anyone",
">\n\nAnd it spreads so fast.",
">\n\nExactly, and it’s one of the few things that’s very difficult to get rid of by just washing your hands with soap and water. \nI remember when I was in college, the school sent out an email that a few people who worked in the cafeteria kitchen had gotten it (this was after I had already had it twice), and I think I avoided the cafeteria for about two weeks. No way I was letting myself get it a third time",
">\n\nAll things considered, vomit is probably the best projectile to be in the headline relating to a US school.",
">\n\nUnderrated comment",
">\n\nThe school was putting on a play. It's called \"The Aristocrats.\"",
">\n\nWhile a gastrointestinal virus may be one possibility - FOX news viewers will want to consider the possibility of mass demonic possession taking place in sin city and interpret it as an omen of the end times.",
">\n\nEither that or it's because of drag queens and transgender folks. Time to ban all books in school.",
">\n\nWhich letters in the alphabet are evil?",
">\n\nMostly vowels and the letter N\n/s",
">\n\nI think we’d get by just fine without ‘x’",
">\n\nThis is exactly the point.",
">\n\nEggsactly.",
">\n\nDid someone get Boebert to cater something?",
">\n\nUnderrated (voted) comment!",
">\n\nMaybe they watched Gigli",
">\n\nTurkey time...",
">\n\nWhen I hear \"projectile vomiting\", I am reminded of this scene from Stand by Me."
] |
>
Sounds like American Vandal is back on the menu boys! | [
"Enteric diseases epidemiologist here. I investigate GI outbreaks for a state government. Folks that have said this sounds like norovirus are exactly right. \nNoro is the most common cause of acute gastroenteritis outbreaks by far, particularly in congregate settings like schools, long-term care facilities, prisons, etc. It is wonderfully “designed” to spread like wildfire: the infectious dose is insanely low, it’s found in the feces AND vomit of the infected, it’s not killed by hand sanitizer, it can live for a while on surfaces, and many disinfectants won’t kill it. About a hundred years ago (before the virus was discovered) it was called “winter vomiting syndrome” because cases and outbreaks increase markedly in the winter months and, you know, puking is involved. The timing and length of this annual peak differ a bit each year, but most cases and outbreaks occur between Novemberish and Marchish - aka norovirus season. In my state, our norovirus season has really picked up in the last two weeks.\nIf this were my investigation I’d assume norovirus unless A) the kids’ illnesses lasted say 4 to 6+ days instead of noro’s typical 1 or 2 days, B) a significant number of kids reported bloody diarrhea rather or other severe symptoms, or, C) there were some other compelling reason- for example, if the school was serving raw milk.\nYour typical layperson wants to blame the shits on the last thing they ate, but it’s almost never the last thing they ate. Most common GI pathogens take at least several hours to make people sick. Noro usually takes about 24 hours.\nThe article doesn’t have enough info for me to say what mode of transmission is likely. If most of these kids were sick on the same one/two days, foodborne would be likely. If cases were scattered over a few/several days, person-to-person or environmental transmission would be more likely. If it is foodborne then most likely someone in the kitchen worked while they were having diarrhea or within a couple days of recovering from diarrhea.\nNot mentioned in this article: it’d be super easy to test a couple of stool samples and find out the cause. It would take less than a day! The health department is probably working on it, but parents never want to give poops for school outbreaks. No idea why.",
">\n\nIn another article, it says that all 130 kids were vomiting simultaneously. Would that imply that it was environmental and not a virus? As in something airborne like an insecticide being sprayed incorrectly or a chemical leak?\n\nAccording to 8 News Now, all 130 students were lined up outside the Wayne N. Tanaka Elementary School health office on Jan. 27 as they experienced a wave of \"projectile vomiting.\"",
">\n\nThat sounds like mass psychogenic illness.",
">\n\nOr people being grossed out as well",
">\n\nIt goes deeper than that.",
">\n\nThat's what she said.\nNo, I mean some people are so grossed out by puke they puke themselves when they see someone doing it.\nA psychosis would be people just internalizing people are sick and they got it too. Like that House episode, but that wouldn't necessarily be because they are grossed out",
">\n\nSounds like norovirus. Scourge of cruise ships everywhere. Highly contagious. For this high a body count at once, it's got to be a cafeteria worker who didn't wash their hands.",
">\n\nWhy don't people wash their hands? Why?",
">\n\nYou’d think the last couple of years would have made at least some form of an impression…",
">\n\nIt’s like the people who believe we should keep getting sick to boost our immune system, and it’s like no I just keep getting sick!",
">\n\nDon’t get me wrong, I like time off work as much as the next bloke, but not when I’m sick, especially in bloody summer, for reference I’m in West Oz, we had 39°C today here in Perth, mate of mine is currently dealing with a chest infection and is not having a good time…",
">\n\nI hate that people think by being sick a lot I’m getting so much time off work, one I’m lucky to even get sick pay, and two I am not having fun! I am bedbound, struggling to look after myself and my home, and when I’m back to work I’ve got loads of work to catch up on, like it’s never fun and I’d rather not get sick!\nEdit: spelling mistakes!",
">\n\nPoor janitor",
">\n\nSeason 3 of American Vandal incoming?",
">\n\nExactly what I thought but it’s too similar to the last one I think (was it any good? It’s a great idea, that show, but the actual implementation is like… smiles at best, no laughs…for me anyway)",
">\n\nThis happened at summer camp 40 odd years ago, turned out the well was contaminated.",
">\n\nSomeone poisoned the waterhole!",
">\n\nThe watering hole? Whats so great about the watering hole?",
">\n\nI’ll SHOW you when we GET there.",
">\n\nAn elephant what!?",
">\n\nHow are we gonna ditch the dodo?",
">\n\nAmerican Vandal Season 3",
">\n\nWe back, boys. Lets gooo",
">\n\nSounds like someone didn't wear gloves while making lunch. Gave them the Norovirus.",
">\n\nI’ve had Norovirus twice, it was brutal. Wouldn’t wish it on anyone",
">\n\nAnd it spreads so fast.",
">\n\nExactly, and it’s one of the few things that’s very difficult to get rid of by just washing your hands with soap and water. \nI remember when I was in college, the school sent out an email that a few people who worked in the cafeteria kitchen had gotten it (this was after I had already had it twice), and I think I avoided the cafeteria for about two weeks. No way I was letting myself get it a third time",
">\n\nAll things considered, vomit is probably the best projectile to be in the headline relating to a US school.",
">\n\nUnderrated comment",
">\n\nThe school was putting on a play. It's called \"The Aristocrats.\"",
">\n\nWhile a gastrointestinal virus may be one possibility - FOX news viewers will want to consider the possibility of mass demonic possession taking place in sin city and interpret it as an omen of the end times.",
">\n\nEither that or it's because of drag queens and transgender folks. Time to ban all books in school.",
">\n\nWhich letters in the alphabet are evil?",
">\n\nMostly vowels and the letter N\n/s",
">\n\nI think we’d get by just fine without ‘x’",
">\n\nThis is exactly the point.",
">\n\nEggsactly.",
">\n\nDid someone get Boebert to cater something?",
">\n\nUnderrated (voted) comment!",
">\n\nMaybe they watched Gigli",
">\n\nTurkey time...",
">\n\nWhen I hear \"projectile vomiting\", I am reminded of this scene from Stand by Me.",
">\n\nThat was what I envisioned, too...."
] |
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Damn Turd Burglar. | [
"Enteric diseases epidemiologist here. I investigate GI outbreaks for a state government. Folks that have said this sounds like norovirus are exactly right. \nNoro is the most common cause of acute gastroenteritis outbreaks by far, particularly in congregate settings like schools, long-term care facilities, prisons, etc. It is wonderfully “designed” to spread like wildfire: the infectious dose is insanely low, it’s found in the feces AND vomit of the infected, it’s not killed by hand sanitizer, it can live for a while on surfaces, and many disinfectants won’t kill it. About a hundred years ago (before the virus was discovered) it was called “winter vomiting syndrome” because cases and outbreaks increase markedly in the winter months and, you know, puking is involved. The timing and length of this annual peak differ a bit each year, but most cases and outbreaks occur between Novemberish and Marchish - aka norovirus season. In my state, our norovirus season has really picked up in the last two weeks.\nIf this were my investigation I’d assume norovirus unless A) the kids’ illnesses lasted say 4 to 6+ days instead of noro’s typical 1 or 2 days, B) a significant number of kids reported bloody diarrhea rather or other severe symptoms, or, C) there were some other compelling reason- for example, if the school was serving raw milk.\nYour typical layperson wants to blame the shits on the last thing they ate, but it’s almost never the last thing they ate. Most common GI pathogens take at least several hours to make people sick. Noro usually takes about 24 hours.\nThe article doesn’t have enough info for me to say what mode of transmission is likely. If most of these kids were sick on the same one/two days, foodborne would be likely. If cases were scattered over a few/several days, person-to-person or environmental transmission would be more likely. If it is foodborne then most likely someone in the kitchen worked while they were having diarrhea or within a couple days of recovering from diarrhea.\nNot mentioned in this article: it’d be super easy to test a couple of stool samples and find out the cause. It would take less than a day! The health department is probably working on it, but parents never want to give poops for school outbreaks. No idea why.",
">\n\nIn another article, it says that all 130 kids were vomiting simultaneously. Would that imply that it was environmental and not a virus? As in something airborne like an insecticide being sprayed incorrectly or a chemical leak?\n\nAccording to 8 News Now, all 130 students were lined up outside the Wayne N. Tanaka Elementary School health office on Jan. 27 as they experienced a wave of \"projectile vomiting.\"",
">\n\nThat sounds like mass psychogenic illness.",
">\n\nOr people being grossed out as well",
">\n\nIt goes deeper than that.",
">\n\nThat's what she said.\nNo, I mean some people are so grossed out by puke they puke themselves when they see someone doing it.\nA psychosis would be people just internalizing people are sick and they got it too. Like that House episode, but that wouldn't necessarily be because they are grossed out",
">\n\nSounds like norovirus. Scourge of cruise ships everywhere. Highly contagious. For this high a body count at once, it's got to be a cafeteria worker who didn't wash their hands.",
">\n\nWhy don't people wash their hands? Why?",
">\n\nYou’d think the last couple of years would have made at least some form of an impression…",
">\n\nIt’s like the people who believe we should keep getting sick to boost our immune system, and it’s like no I just keep getting sick!",
">\n\nDon’t get me wrong, I like time off work as much as the next bloke, but not when I’m sick, especially in bloody summer, for reference I’m in West Oz, we had 39°C today here in Perth, mate of mine is currently dealing with a chest infection and is not having a good time…",
">\n\nI hate that people think by being sick a lot I’m getting so much time off work, one I’m lucky to even get sick pay, and two I am not having fun! I am bedbound, struggling to look after myself and my home, and when I’m back to work I’ve got loads of work to catch up on, like it’s never fun and I’d rather not get sick!\nEdit: spelling mistakes!",
">\n\nPoor janitor",
">\n\nSeason 3 of American Vandal incoming?",
">\n\nExactly what I thought but it’s too similar to the last one I think (was it any good? It’s a great idea, that show, but the actual implementation is like… smiles at best, no laughs…for me anyway)",
">\n\nThis happened at summer camp 40 odd years ago, turned out the well was contaminated.",
">\n\nSomeone poisoned the waterhole!",
">\n\nThe watering hole? Whats so great about the watering hole?",
">\n\nI’ll SHOW you when we GET there.",
">\n\nAn elephant what!?",
">\n\nHow are we gonna ditch the dodo?",
">\n\nAmerican Vandal Season 3",
">\n\nWe back, boys. Lets gooo",
">\n\nSounds like someone didn't wear gloves while making lunch. Gave them the Norovirus.",
">\n\nI’ve had Norovirus twice, it was brutal. Wouldn’t wish it on anyone",
">\n\nAnd it spreads so fast.",
">\n\nExactly, and it’s one of the few things that’s very difficult to get rid of by just washing your hands with soap and water. \nI remember when I was in college, the school sent out an email that a few people who worked in the cafeteria kitchen had gotten it (this was after I had already had it twice), and I think I avoided the cafeteria for about two weeks. No way I was letting myself get it a third time",
">\n\nAll things considered, vomit is probably the best projectile to be in the headline relating to a US school.",
">\n\nUnderrated comment",
">\n\nThe school was putting on a play. It's called \"The Aristocrats.\"",
">\n\nWhile a gastrointestinal virus may be one possibility - FOX news viewers will want to consider the possibility of mass demonic possession taking place in sin city and interpret it as an omen of the end times.",
">\n\nEither that or it's because of drag queens and transgender folks. Time to ban all books in school.",
">\n\nWhich letters in the alphabet are evil?",
">\n\nMostly vowels and the letter N\n/s",
">\n\nI think we’d get by just fine without ‘x’",
">\n\nThis is exactly the point.",
">\n\nEggsactly.",
">\n\nDid someone get Boebert to cater something?",
">\n\nUnderrated (voted) comment!",
">\n\nMaybe they watched Gigli",
">\n\nTurkey time...",
">\n\nWhen I hear \"projectile vomiting\", I am reminded of this scene from Stand by Me.",
">\n\nThat was what I envisioned, too....",
">\n\nSounds like American Vandal is back on the menu boys!"
] |
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I know school can be painfully boring, but I've never heard of an outbreak of school this bad before | [
"Enteric diseases epidemiologist here. I investigate GI outbreaks for a state government. Folks that have said this sounds like norovirus are exactly right. \nNoro is the most common cause of acute gastroenteritis outbreaks by far, particularly in congregate settings like schools, long-term care facilities, prisons, etc. It is wonderfully “designed” to spread like wildfire: the infectious dose is insanely low, it’s found in the feces AND vomit of the infected, it’s not killed by hand sanitizer, it can live for a while on surfaces, and many disinfectants won’t kill it. About a hundred years ago (before the virus was discovered) it was called “winter vomiting syndrome” because cases and outbreaks increase markedly in the winter months and, you know, puking is involved. The timing and length of this annual peak differ a bit each year, but most cases and outbreaks occur between Novemberish and Marchish - aka norovirus season. In my state, our norovirus season has really picked up in the last two weeks.\nIf this were my investigation I’d assume norovirus unless A) the kids’ illnesses lasted say 4 to 6+ days instead of noro’s typical 1 or 2 days, B) a significant number of kids reported bloody diarrhea rather or other severe symptoms, or, C) there were some other compelling reason- for example, if the school was serving raw milk.\nYour typical layperson wants to blame the shits on the last thing they ate, but it’s almost never the last thing they ate. Most common GI pathogens take at least several hours to make people sick. Noro usually takes about 24 hours.\nThe article doesn’t have enough info for me to say what mode of transmission is likely. If most of these kids were sick on the same one/two days, foodborne would be likely. If cases were scattered over a few/several days, person-to-person or environmental transmission would be more likely. If it is foodborne then most likely someone in the kitchen worked while they were having diarrhea or within a couple days of recovering from diarrhea.\nNot mentioned in this article: it’d be super easy to test a couple of stool samples and find out the cause. It would take less than a day! The health department is probably working on it, but parents never want to give poops for school outbreaks. No idea why.",
">\n\nIn another article, it says that all 130 kids were vomiting simultaneously. Would that imply that it was environmental and not a virus? As in something airborne like an insecticide being sprayed incorrectly or a chemical leak?\n\nAccording to 8 News Now, all 130 students were lined up outside the Wayne N. Tanaka Elementary School health office on Jan. 27 as they experienced a wave of \"projectile vomiting.\"",
">\n\nThat sounds like mass psychogenic illness.",
">\n\nOr people being grossed out as well",
">\n\nIt goes deeper than that.",
">\n\nThat's what she said.\nNo, I mean some people are so grossed out by puke they puke themselves when they see someone doing it.\nA psychosis would be people just internalizing people are sick and they got it too. Like that House episode, but that wouldn't necessarily be because they are grossed out",
">\n\nSounds like norovirus. Scourge of cruise ships everywhere. Highly contagious. For this high a body count at once, it's got to be a cafeteria worker who didn't wash their hands.",
">\n\nWhy don't people wash their hands? Why?",
">\n\nYou’d think the last couple of years would have made at least some form of an impression…",
">\n\nIt’s like the people who believe we should keep getting sick to boost our immune system, and it’s like no I just keep getting sick!",
">\n\nDon’t get me wrong, I like time off work as much as the next bloke, but not when I’m sick, especially in bloody summer, for reference I’m in West Oz, we had 39°C today here in Perth, mate of mine is currently dealing with a chest infection and is not having a good time…",
">\n\nI hate that people think by being sick a lot I’m getting so much time off work, one I’m lucky to even get sick pay, and two I am not having fun! I am bedbound, struggling to look after myself and my home, and when I’m back to work I’ve got loads of work to catch up on, like it’s never fun and I’d rather not get sick!\nEdit: spelling mistakes!",
">\n\nPoor janitor",
">\n\nSeason 3 of American Vandal incoming?",
">\n\nExactly what I thought but it’s too similar to the last one I think (was it any good? It’s a great idea, that show, but the actual implementation is like… smiles at best, no laughs…for me anyway)",
">\n\nThis happened at summer camp 40 odd years ago, turned out the well was contaminated.",
">\n\nSomeone poisoned the waterhole!",
">\n\nThe watering hole? Whats so great about the watering hole?",
">\n\nI’ll SHOW you when we GET there.",
">\n\nAn elephant what!?",
">\n\nHow are we gonna ditch the dodo?",
">\n\nAmerican Vandal Season 3",
">\n\nWe back, boys. Lets gooo",
">\n\nSounds like someone didn't wear gloves while making lunch. Gave them the Norovirus.",
">\n\nI’ve had Norovirus twice, it was brutal. Wouldn’t wish it on anyone",
">\n\nAnd it spreads so fast.",
">\n\nExactly, and it’s one of the few things that’s very difficult to get rid of by just washing your hands with soap and water. \nI remember when I was in college, the school sent out an email that a few people who worked in the cafeteria kitchen had gotten it (this was after I had already had it twice), and I think I avoided the cafeteria for about two weeks. No way I was letting myself get it a third time",
">\n\nAll things considered, vomit is probably the best projectile to be in the headline relating to a US school.",
">\n\nUnderrated comment",
">\n\nThe school was putting on a play. It's called \"The Aristocrats.\"",
">\n\nWhile a gastrointestinal virus may be one possibility - FOX news viewers will want to consider the possibility of mass demonic possession taking place in sin city and interpret it as an omen of the end times.",
">\n\nEither that or it's because of drag queens and transgender folks. Time to ban all books in school.",
">\n\nWhich letters in the alphabet are evil?",
">\n\nMostly vowels and the letter N\n/s",
">\n\nI think we’d get by just fine without ‘x’",
">\n\nThis is exactly the point.",
">\n\nEggsactly.",
">\n\nDid someone get Boebert to cater something?",
">\n\nUnderrated (voted) comment!",
">\n\nMaybe they watched Gigli",
">\n\nTurkey time...",
">\n\nWhen I hear \"projectile vomiting\", I am reminded of this scene from Stand by Me.",
">\n\nThat was what I envisioned, too....",
">\n\nSounds like American Vandal is back on the menu boys!",
">\n\nDamn Turd Burglar."
] |
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And no one took a photo??? | [
"Enteric diseases epidemiologist here. I investigate GI outbreaks for a state government. Folks that have said this sounds like norovirus are exactly right. \nNoro is the most common cause of acute gastroenteritis outbreaks by far, particularly in congregate settings like schools, long-term care facilities, prisons, etc. It is wonderfully “designed” to spread like wildfire: the infectious dose is insanely low, it’s found in the feces AND vomit of the infected, it’s not killed by hand sanitizer, it can live for a while on surfaces, and many disinfectants won’t kill it. About a hundred years ago (before the virus was discovered) it was called “winter vomiting syndrome” because cases and outbreaks increase markedly in the winter months and, you know, puking is involved. The timing and length of this annual peak differ a bit each year, but most cases and outbreaks occur between Novemberish and Marchish - aka norovirus season. In my state, our norovirus season has really picked up in the last two weeks.\nIf this were my investigation I’d assume norovirus unless A) the kids’ illnesses lasted say 4 to 6+ days instead of noro’s typical 1 or 2 days, B) a significant number of kids reported bloody diarrhea rather or other severe symptoms, or, C) there were some other compelling reason- for example, if the school was serving raw milk.\nYour typical layperson wants to blame the shits on the last thing they ate, but it’s almost never the last thing they ate. Most common GI pathogens take at least several hours to make people sick. Noro usually takes about 24 hours.\nThe article doesn’t have enough info for me to say what mode of transmission is likely. If most of these kids were sick on the same one/two days, foodborne would be likely. If cases were scattered over a few/several days, person-to-person or environmental transmission would be more likely. If it is foodborne then most likely someone in the kitchen worked while they were having diarrhea or within a couple days of recovering from diarrhea.\nNot mentioned in this article: it’d be super easy to test a couple of stool samples and find out the cause. It would take less than a day! The health department is probably working on it, but parents never want to give poops for school outbreaks. No idea why.",
">\n\nIn another article, it says that all 130 kids were vomiting simultaneously. Would that imply that it was environmental and not a virus? As in something airborne like an insecticide being sprayed incorrectly or a chemical leak?\n\nAccording to 8 News Now, all 130 students were lined up outside the Wayne N. Tanaka Elementary School health office on Jan. 27 as they experienced a wave of \"projectile vomiting.\"",
">\n\nThat sounds like mass psychogenic illness.",
">\n\nOr people being grossed out as well",
">\n\nIt goes deeper than that.",
">\n\nThat's what she said.\nNo, I mean some people are so grossed out by puke they puke themselves when they see someone doing it.\nA psychosis would be people just internalizing people are sick and they got it too. Like that House episode, but that wouldn't necessarily be because they are grossed out",
">\n\nSounds like norovirus. Scourge of cruise ships everywhere. Highly contagious. For this high a body count at once, it's got to be a cafeteria worker who didn't wash their hands.",
">\n\nWhy don't people wash their hands? Why?",
">\n\nYou’d think the last couple of years would have made at least some form of an impression…",
">\n\nIt’s like the people who believe we should keep getting sick to boost our immune system, and it’s like no I just keep getting sick!",
">\n\nDon’t get me wrong, I like time off work as much as the next bloke, but not when I’m sick, especially in bloody summer, for reference I’m in West Oz, we had 39°C today here in Perth, mate of mine is currently dealing with a chest infection and is not having a good time…",
">\n\nI hate that people think by being sick a lot I’m getting so much time off work, one I’m lucky to even get sick pay, and two I am not having fun! I am bedbound, struggling to look after myself and my home, and when I’m back to work I’ve got loads of work to catch up on, like it’s never fun and I’d rather not get sick!\nEdit: spelling mistakes!",
">\n\nPoor janitor",
">\n\nSeason 3 of American Vandal incoming?",
">\n\nExactly what I thought but it’s too similar to the last one I think (was it any good? It’s a great idea, that show, but the actual implementation is like… smiles at best, no laughs…for me anyway)",
">\n\nThis happened at summer camp 40 odd years ago, turned out the well was contaminated.",
">\n\nSomeone poisoned the waterhole!",
">\n\nThe watering hole? Whats so great about the watering hole?",
">\n\nI’ll SHOW you when we GET there.",
">\n\nAn elephant what!?",
">\n\nHow are we gonna ditch the dodo?",
">\n\nAmerican Vandal Season 3",
">\n\nWe back, boys. Lets gooo",
">\n\nSounds like someone didn't wear gloves while making lunch. Gave them the Norovirus.",
">\n\nI’ve had Norovirus twice, it was brutal. Wouldn’t wish it on anyone",
">\n\nAnd it spreads so fast.",
">\n\nExactly, and it’s one of the few things that’s very difficult to get rid of by just washing your hands with soap and water. \nI remember when I was in college, the school sent out an email that a few people who worked in the cafeteria kitchen had gotten it (this was after I had already had it twice), and I think I avoided the cafeteria for about two weeks. No way I was letting myself get it a third time",
">\n\nAll things considered, vomit is probably the best projectile to be in the headline relating to a US school.",
">\n\nUnderrated comment",
">\n\nThe school was putting on a play. It's called \"The Aristocrats.\"",
">\n\nWhile a gastrointestinal virus may be one possibility - FOX news viewers will want to consider the possibility of mass demonic possession taking place in sin city and interpret it as an omen of the end times.",
">\n\nEither that or it's because of drag queens and transgender folks. Time to ban all books in school.",
">\n\nWhich letters in the alphabet are evil?",
">\n\nMostly vowels and the letter N\n/s",
">\n\nI think we’d get by just fine without ‘x’",
">\n\nThis is exactly the point.",
">\n\nEggsactly.",
">\n\nDid someone get Boebert to cater something?",
">\n\nUnderrated (voted) comment!",
">\n\nMaybe they watched Gigli",
">\n\nTurkey time...",
">\n\nWhen I hear \"projectile vomiting\", I am reminded of this scene from Stand by Me.",
">\n\nThat was what I envisioned, too....",
">\n\nSounds like American Vandal is back on the menu boys!",
">\n\nDamn Turd Burglar.",
">\n\nI know school can be painfully boring, but I've never heard of an outbreak of school this bad before"
] |
>
Norovirus can lay dormant without a host for about weeks. It's pretty much impervious to Lysol and only 15-20 spores will make you wish you were dead. That shit is contagious AF.
I had it 18 months ago. Wouldn't wish it on my worst enemy. | [
"Enteric diseases epidemiologist here. I investigate GI outbreaks for a state government. Folks that have said this sounds like norovirus are exactly right. \nNoro is the most common cause of acute gastroenteritis outbreaks by far, particularly in congregate settings like schools, long-term care facilities, prisons, etc. It is wonderfully “designed” to spread like wildfire: the infectious dose is insanely low, it’s found in the feces AND vomit of the infected, it’s not killed by hand sanitizer, it can live for a while on surfaces, and many disinfectants won’t kill it. About a hundred years ago (before the virus was discovered) it was called “winter vomiting syndrome” because cases and outbreaks increase markedly in the winter months and, you know, puking is involved. The timing and length of this annual peak differ a bit each year, but most cases and outbreaks occur between Novemberish and Marchish - aka norovirus season. In my state, our norovirus season has really picked up in the last two weeks.\nIf this were my investigation I’d assume norovirus unless A) the kids’ illnesses lasted say 4 to 6+ days instead of noro’s typical 1 or 2 days, B) a significant number of kids reported bloody diarrhea rather or other severe symptoms, or, C) there were some other compelling reason- for example, if the school was serving raw milk.\nYour typical layperson wants to blame the shits on the last thing they ate, but it’s almost never the last thing they ate. Most common GI pathogens take at least several hours to make people sick. Noro usually takes about 24 hours.\nThe article doesn’t have enough info for me to say what mode of transmission is likely. If most of these kids were sick on the same one/two days, foodborne would be likely. If cases were scattered over a few/several days, person-to-person or environmental transmission would be more likely. If it is foodborne then most likely someone in the kitchen worked while they were having diarrhea or within a couple days of recovering from diarrhea.\nNot mentioned in this article: it’d be super easy to test a couple of stool samples and find out the cause. It would take less than a day! The health department is probably working on it, but parents never want to give poops for school outbreaks. No idea why.",
">\n\nIn another article, it says that all 130 kids were vomiting simultaneously. Would that imply that it was environmental and not a virus? As in something airborne like an insecticide being sprayed incorrectly or a chemical leak?\n\nAccording to 8 News Now, all 130 students were lined up outside the Wayne N. Tanaka Elementary School health office on Jan. 27 as they experienced a wave of \"projectile vomiting.\"",
">\n\nThat sounds like mass psychogenic illness.",
">\n\nOr people being grossed out as well",
">\n\nIt goes deeper than that.",
">\n\nThat's what she said.\nNo, I mean some people are so grossed out by puke they puke themselves when they see someone doing it.\nA psychosis would be people just internalizing people are sick and they got it too. Like that House episode, but that wouldn't necessarily be because they are grossed out",
">\n\nSounds like norovirus. Scourge of cruise ships everywhere. Highly contagious. For this high a body count at once, it's got to be a cafeteria worker who didn't wash their hands.",
">\n\nWhy don't people wash their hands? Why?",
">\n\nYou’d think the last couple of years would have made at least some form of an impression…",
">\n\nIt’s like the people who believe we should keep getting sick to boost our immune system, and it’s like no I just keep getting sick!",
">\n\nDon’t get me wrong, I like time off work as much as the next bloke, but not when I’m sick, especially in bloody summer, for reference I’m in West Oz, we had 39°C today here in Perth, mate of mine is currently dealing with a chest infection and is not having a good time…",
">\n\nI hate that people think by being sick a lot I’m getting so much time off work, one I’m lucky to even get sick pay, and two I am not having fun! I am bedbound, struggling to look after myself and my home, and when I’m back to work I’ve got loads of work to catch up on, like it’s never fun and I’d rather not get sick!\nEdit: spelling mistakes!",
">\n\nPoor janitor",
">\n\nSeason 3 of American Vandal incoming?",
">\n\nExactly what I thought but it’s too similar to the last one I think (was it any good? It’s a great idea, that show, but the actual implementation is like… smiles at best, no laughs…for me anyway)",
">\n\nThis happened at summer camp 40 odd years ago, turned out the well was contaminated.",
">\n\nSomeone poisoned the waterhole!",
">\n\nThe watering hole? Whats so great about the watering hole?",
">\n\nI’ll SHOW you when we GET there.",
">\n\nAn elephant what!?",
">\n\nHow are we gonna ditch the dodo?",
">\n\nAmerican Vandal Season 3",
">\n\nWe back, boys. Lets gooo",
">\n\nSounds like someone didn't wear gloves while making lunch. Gave them the Norovirus.",
">\n\nI’ve had Norovirus twice, it was brutal. Wouldn’t wish it on anyone",
">\n\nAnd it spreads so fast.",
">\n\nExactly, and it’s one of the few things that’s very difficult to get rid of by just washing your hands with soap and water. \nI remember when I was in college, the school sent out an email that a few people who worked in the cafeteria kitchen had gotten it (this was after I had already had it twice), and I think I avoided the cafeteria for about two weeks. No way I was letting myself get it a third time",
">\n\nAll things considered, vomit is probably the best projectile to be in the headline relating to a US school.",
">\n\nUnderrated comment",
">\n\nThe school was putting on a play. It's called \"The Aristocrats.\"",
">\n\nWhile a gastrointestinal virus may be one possibility - FOX news viewers will want to consider the possibility of mass demonic possession taking place in sin city and interpret it as an omen of the end times.",
">\n\nEither that or it's because of drag queens and transgender folks. Time to ban all books in school.",
">\n\nWhich letters in the alphabet are evil?",
">\n\nMostly vowels and the letter N\n/s",
">\n\nI think we’d get by just fine without ‘x’",
">\n\nThis is exactly the point.",
">\n\nEggsactly.",
">\n\nDid someone get Boebert to cater something?",
">\n\nUnderrated (voted) comment!",
">\n\nMaybe they watched Gigli",
">\n\nTurkey time...",
">\n\nWhen I hear \"projectile vomiting\", I am reminded of this scene from Stand by Me.",
">\n\nThat was what I envisioned, too....",
">\n\nSounds like American Vandal is back on the menu boys!",
">\n\nDamn Turd Burglar.",
">\n\nI know school can be painfully boring, but I've never heard of an outbreak of school this bad before",
">\n\nAnd no one took a photo???"
] |
>
I’d throw up if I lived in las Vegas to | [
"Enteric diseases epidemiologist here. I investigate GI outbreaks for a state government. Folks that have said this sounds like norovirus are exactly right. \nNoro is the most common cause of acute gastroenteritis outbreaks by far, particularly in congregate settings like schools, long-term care facilities, prisons, etc. It is wonderfully “designed” to spread like wildfire: the infectious dose is insanely low, it’s found in the feces AND vomit of the infected, it’s not killed by hand sanitizer, it can live for a while on surfaces, and many disinfectants won’t kill it. About a hundred years ago (before the virus was discovered) it was called “winter vomiting syndrome” because cases and outbreaks increase markedly in the winter months and, you know, puking is involved. The timing and length of this annual peak differ a bit each year, but most cases and outbreaks occur between Novemberish and Marchish - aka norovirus season. In my state, our norovirus season has really picked up in the last two weeks.\nIf this were my investigation I’d assume norovirus unless A) the kids’ illnesses lasted say 4 to 6+ days instead of noro’s typical 1 or 2 days, B) a significant number of kids reported bloody diarrhea rather or other severe symptoms, or, C) there were some other compelling reason- for example, if the school was serving raw milk.\nYour typical layperson wants to blame the shits on the last thing they ate, but it’s almost never the last thing they ate. Most common GI pathogens take at least several hours to make people sick. Noro usually takes about 24 hours.\nThe article doesn’t have enough info for me to say what mode of transmission is likely. If most of these kids were sick on the same one/two days, foodborne would be likely. If cases were scattered over a few/several days, person-to-person or environmental transmission would be more likely. If it is foodborne then most likely someone in the kitchen worked while they were having diarrhea or within a couple days of recovering from diarrhea.\nNot mentioned in this article: it’d be super easy to test a couple of stool samples and find out the cause. It would take less than a day! The health department is probably working on it, but parents never want to give poops for school outbreaks. No idea why.",
">\n\nIn another article, it says that all 130 kids were vomiting simultaneously. Would that imply that it was environmental and not a virus? As in something airborne like an insecticide being sprayed incorrectly or a chemical leak?\n\nAccording to 8 News Now, all 130 students were lined up outside the Wayne N. Tanaka Elementary School health office on Jan. 27 as they experienced a wave of \"projectile vomiting.\"",
">\n\nThat sounds like mass psychogenic illness.",
">\n\nOr people being grossed out as well",
">\n\nIt goes deeper than that.",
">\n\nThat's what she said.\nNo, I mean some people are so grossed out by puke they puke themselves when they see someone doing it.\nA psychosis would be people just internalizing people are sick and they got it too. Like that House episode, but that wouldn't necessarily be because they are grossed out",
">\n\nSounds like norovirus. Scourge of cruise ships everywhere. Highly contagious. For this high a body count at once, it's got to be a cafeteria worker who didn't wash their hands.",
">\n\nWhy don't people wash their hands? Why?",
">\n\nYou’d think the last couple of years would have made at least some form of an impression…",
">\n\nIt’s like the people who believe we should keep getting sick to boost our immune system, and it’s like no I just keep getting sick!",
">\n\nDon’t get me wrong, I like time off work as much as the next bloke, but not when I’m sick, especially in bloody summer, for reference I’m in West Oz, we had 39°C today here in Perth, mate of mine is currently dealing with a chest infection and is not having a good time…",
">\n\nI hate that people think by being sick a lot I’m getting so much time off work, one I’m lucky to even get sick pay, and two I am not having fun! I am bedbound, struggling to look after myself and my home, and when I’m back to work I’ve got loads of work to catch up on, like it’s never fun and I’d rather not get sick!\nEdit: spelling mistakes!",
">\n\nPoor janitor",
">\n\nSeason 3 of American Vandal incoming?",
">\n\nExactly what I thought but it’s too similar to the last one I think (was it any good? It’s a great idea, that show, but the actual implementation is like… smiles at best, no laughs…for me anyway)",
">\n\nThis happened at summer camp 40 odd years ago, turned out the well was contaminated.",
">\n\nSomeone poisoned the waterhole!",
">\n\nThe watering hole? Whats so great about the watering hole?",
">\n\nI’ll SHOW you when we GET there.",
">\n\nAn elephant what!?",
">\n\nHow are we gonna ditch the dodo?",
">\n\nAmerican Vandal Season 3",
">\n\nWe back, boys. Lets gooo",
">\n\nSounds like someone didn't wear gloves while making lunch. Gave them the Norovirus.",
">\n\nI’ve had Norovirus twice, it was brutal. Wouldn’t wish it on anyone",
">\n\nAnd it spreads so fast.",
">\n\nExactly, and it’s one of the few things that’s very difficult to get rid of by just washing your hands with soap and water. \nI remember when I was in college, the school sent out an email that a few people who worked in the cafeteria kitchen had gotten it (this was after I had already had it twice), and I think I avoided the cafeteria for about two weeks. No way I was letting myself get it a third time",
">\n\nAll things considered, vomit is probably the best projectile to be in the headline relating to a US school.",
">\n\nUnderrated comment",
">\n\nThe school was putting on a play. It's called \"The Aristocrats.\"",
">\n\nWhile a gastrointestinal virus may be one possibility - FOX news viewers will want to consider the possibility of mass demonic possession taking place in sin city and interpret it as an omen of the end times.",
">\n\nEither that or it's because of drag queens and transgender folks. Time to ban all books in school.",
">\n\nWhich letters in the alphabet are evil?",
">\n\nMostly vowels and the letter N\n/s",
">\n\nI think we’d get by just fine without ‘x’",
">\n\nThis is exactly the point.",
">\n\nEggsactly.",
">\n\nDid someone get Boebert to cater something?",
">\n\nUnderrated (voted) comment!",
">\n\nMaybe they watched Gigli",
">\n\nTurkey time...",
">\n\nWhen I hear \"projectile vomiting\", I am reminded of this scene from Stand by Me.",
">\n\nThat was what I envisioned, too....",
">\n\nSounds like American Vandal is back on the menu boys!",
">\n\nDamn Turd Burglar.",
">\n\nI know school can be painfully boring, but I've never heard of an outbreak of school this bad before",
">\n\nAnd no one took a photo???",
">\n\nNorovirus can lay dormant without a host for about weeks. It's pretty much impervious to Lysol and only 15-20 spores will make you wish you were dead. That shit is contagious AF.\nI had it 18 months ago. Wouldn't wish it on my worst enemy."
] |
>
Cops were found sitting in the parking lot waiting for the whole thing to work itself out. | [
"Enteric diseases epidemiologist here. I investigate GI outbreaks for a state government. Folks that have said this sounds like norovirus are exactly right. \nNoro is the most common cause of acute gastroenteritis outbreaks by far, particularly in congregate settings like schools, long-term care facilities, prisons, etc. It is wonderfully “designed” to spread like wildfire: the infectious dose is insanely low, it’s found in the feces AND vomit of the infected, it’s not killed by hand sanitizer, it can live for a while on surfaces, and many disinfectants won’t kill it. About a hundred years ago (before the virus was discovered) it was called “winter vomiting syndrome” because cases and outbreaks increase markedly in the winter months and, you know, puking is involved. The timing and length of this annual peak differ a bit each year, but most cases and outbreaks occur between Novemberish and Marchish - aka norovirus season. In my state, our norovirus season has really picked up in the last two weeks.\nIf this were my investigation I’d assume norovirus unless A) the kids’ illnesses lasted say 4 to 6+ days instead of noro’s typical 1 or 2 days, B) a significant number of kids reported bloody diarrhea rather or other severe symptoms, or, C) there were some other compelling reason- for example, if the school was serving raw milk.\nYour typical layperson wants to blame the shits on the last thing they ate, but it’s almost never the last thing they ate. Most common GI pathogens take at least several hours to make people sick. Noro usually takes about 24 hours.\nThe article doesn’t have enough info for me to say what mode of transmission is likely. If most of these kids were sick on the same one/two days, foodborne would be likely. If cases were scattered over a few/several days, person-to-person or environmental transmission would be more likely. If it is foodborne then most likely someone in the kitchen worked while they were having diarrhea or within a couple days of recovering from diarrhea.\nNot mentioned in this article: it’d be super easy to test a couple of stool samples and find out the cause. It would take less than a day! The health department is probably working on it, but parents never want to give poops for school outbreaks. No idea why.",
">\n\nIn another article, it says that all 130 kids were vomiting simultaneously. Would that imply that it was environmental and not a virus? As in something airborne like an insecticide being sprayed incorrectly or a chemical leak?\n\nAccording to 8 News Now, all 130 students were lined up outside the Wayne N. Tanaka Elementary School health office on Jan. 27 as they experienced a wave of \"projectile vomiting.\"",
">\n\nThat sounds like mass psychogenic illness.",
">\n\nOr people being grossed out as well",
">\n\nIt goes deeper than that.",
">\n\nThat's what she said.\nNo, I mean some people are so grossed out by puke they puke themselves when they see someone doing it.\nA psychosis would be people just internalizing people are sick and they got it too. Like that House episode, but that wouldn't necessarily be because they are grossed out",
">\n\nSounds like norovirus. Scourge of cruise ships everywhere. Highly contagious. For this high a body count at once, it's got to be a cafeteria worker who didn't wash their hands.",
">\n\nWhy don't people wash their hands? Why?",
">\n\nYou’d think the last couple of years would have made at least some form of an impression…",
">\n\nIt’s like the people who believe we should keep getting sick to boost our immune system, and it’s like no I just keep getting sick!",
">\n\nDon’t get me wrong, I like time off work as much as the next bloke, but not when I’m sick, especially in bloody summer, for reference I’m in West Oz, we had 39°C today here in Perth, mate of mine is currently dealing with a chest infection and is not having a good time…",
">\n\nI hate that people think by being sick a lot I’m getting so much time off work, one I’m lucky to even get sick pay, and two I am not having fun! I am bedbound, struggling to look after myself and my home, and when I’m back to work I’ve got loads of work to catch up on, like it’s never fun and I’d rather not get sick!\nEdit: spelling mistakes!",
">\n\nPoor janitor",
">\n\nSeason 3 of American Vandal incoming?",
">\n\nExactly what I thought but it’s too similar to the last one I think (was it any good? It’s a great idea, that show, but the actual implementation is like… smiles at best, no laughs…for me anyway)",
">\n\nThis happened at summer camp 40 odd years ago, turned out the well was contaminated.",
">\n\nSomeone poisoned the waterhole!",
">\n\nThe watering hole? Whats so great about the watering hole?",
">\n\nI’ll SHOW you when we GET there.",
">\n\nAn elephant what!?",
">\n\nHow are we gonna ditch the dodo?",
">\n\nAmerican Vandal Season 3",
">\n\nWe back, boys. Lets gooo",
">\n\nSounds like someone didn't wear gloves while making lunch. Gave them the Norovirus.",
">\n\nI’ve had Norovirus twice, it was brutal. Wouldn’t wish it on anyone",
">\n\nAnd it spreads so fast.",
">\n\nExactly, and it’s one of the few things that’s very difficult to get rid of by just washing your hands with soap and water. \nI remember when I was in college, the school sent out an email that a few people who worked in the cafeteria kitchen had gotten it (this was after I had already had it twice), and I think I avoided the cafeteria for about two weeks. No way I was letting myself get it a third time",
">\n\nAll things considered, vomit is probably the best projectile to be in the headline relating to a US school.",
">\n\nUnderrated comment",
">\n\nThe school was putting on a play. It's called \"The Aristocrats.\"",
">\n\nWhile a gastrointestinal virus may be one possibility - FOX news viewers will want to consider the possibility of mass demonic possession taking place in sin city and interpret it as an omen of the end times.",
">\n\nEither that or it's because of drag queens and transgender folks. Time to ban all books in school.",
">\n\nWhich letters in the alphabet are evil?",
">\n\nMostly vowels and the letter N\n/s",
">\n\nI think we’d get by just fine without ‘x’",
">\n\nThis is exactly the point.",
">\n\nEggsactly.",
">\n\nDid someone get Boebert to cater something?",
">\n\nUnderrated (voted) comment!",
">\n\nMaybe they watched Gigli",
">\n\nTurkey time...",
">\n\nWhen I hear \"projectile vomiting\", I am reminded of this scene from Stand by Me.",
">\n\nThat was what I envisioned, too....",
">\n\nSounds like American Vandal is back on the menu boys!",
">\n\nDamn Turd Burglar.",
">\n\nI know school can be painfully boring, but I've never heard of an outbreak of school this bad before",
">\n\nAnd no one took a photo???",
">\n\nNorovirus can lay dormant without a host for about weeks. It's pretty much impervious to Lysol and only 15-20 spores will make you wish you were dead. That shit is contagious AF.\nI had it 18 months ago. Wouldn't wish it on my worst enemy.",
">\n\nI’d throw up if I lived in las Vegas to"
] |
>
Ok, where are the guys from "American Vandel"? We need to get the band back together. | [
"Enteric diseases epidemiologist here. I investigate GI outbreaks for a state government. Folks that have said this sounds like norovirus are exactly right. \nNoro is the most common cause of acute gastroenteritis outbreaks by far, particularly in congregate settings like schools, long-term care facilities, prisons, etc. It is wonderfully “designed” to spread like wildfire: the infectious dose is insanely low, it’s found in the feces AND vomit of the infected, it’s not killed by hand sanitizer, it can live for a while on surfaces, and many disinfectants won’t kill it. About a hundred years ago (before the virus was discovered) it was called “winter vomiting syndrome” because cases and outbreaks increase markedly in the winter months and, you know, puking is involved. The timing and length of this annual peak differ a bit each year, but most cases and outbreaks occur between Novemberish and Marchish - aka norovirus season. In my state, our norovirus season has really picked up in the last two weeks.\nIf this were my investigation I’d assume norovirus unless A) the kids’ illnesses lasted say 4 to 6+ days instead of noro’s typical 1 or 2 days, B) a significant number of kids reported bloody diarrhea rather or other severe symptoms, or, C) there were some other compelling reason- for example, if the school was serving raw milk.\nYour typical layperson wants to blame the shits on the last thing they ate, but it’s almost never the last thing they ate. Most common GI pathogens take at least several hours to make people sick. Noro usually takes about 24 hours.\nThe article doesn’t have enough info for me to say what mode of transmission is likely. If most of these kids were sick on the same one/two days, foodborne would be likely. If cases were scattered over a few/several days, person-to-person or environmental transmission would be more likely. If it is foodborne then most likely someone in the kitchen worked while they were having diarrhea or within a couple days of recovering from diarrhea.\nNot mentioned in this article: it’d be super easy to test a couple of stool samples and find out the cause. It would take less than a day! The health department is probably working on it, but parents never want to give poops for school outbreaks. No idea why.",
">\n\nIn another article, it says that all 130 kids were vomiting simultaneously. Would that imply that it was environmental and not a virus? As in something airborne like an insecticide being sprayed incorrectly or a chemical leak?\n\nAccording to 8 News Now, all 130 students were lined up outside the Wayne N. Tanaka Elementary School health office on Jan. 27 as they experienced a wave of \"projectile vomiting.\"",
">\n\nThat sounds like mass psychogenic illness.",
">\n\nOr people being grossed out as well",
">\n\nIt goes deeper than that.",
">\n\nThat's what she said.\nNo, I mean some people are so grossed out by puke they puke themselves when they see someone doing it.\nA psychosis would be people just internalizing people are sick and they got it too. Like that House episode, but that wouldn't necessarily be because they are grossed out",
">\n\nSounds like norovirus. Scourge of cruise ships everywhere. Highly contagious. For this high a body count at once, it's got to be a cafeteria worker who didn't wash their hands.",
">\n\nWhy don't people wash their hands? Why?",
">\n\nYou’d think the last couple of years would have made at least some form of an impression…",
">\n\nIt’s like the people who believe we should keep getting sick to boost our immune system, and it’s like no I just keep getting sick!",
">\n\nDon’t get me wrong, I like time off work as much as the next bloke, but not when I’m sick, especially in bloody summer, for reference I’m in West Oz, we had 39°C today here in Perth, mate of mine is currently dealing with a chest infection and is not having a good time…",
">\n\nI hate that people think by being sick a lot I’m getting so much time off work, one I’m lucky to even get sick pay, and two I am not having fun! I am bedbound, struggling to look after myself and my home, and when I’m back to work I’ve got loads of work to catch up on, like it’s never fun and I’d rather not get sick!\nEdit: spelling mistakes!",
">\n\nPoor janitor",
">\n\nSeason 3 of American Vandal incoming?",
">\n\nExactly what I thought but it’s too similar to the last one I think (was it any good? It’s a great idea, that show, but the actual implementation is like… smiles at best, no laughs…for me anyway)",
">\n\nThis happened at summer camp 40 odd years ago, turned out the well was contaminated.",
">\n\nSomeone poisoned the waterhole!",
">\n\nThe watering hole? Whats so great about the watering hole?",
">\n\nI’ll SHOW you when we GET there.",
">\n\nAn elephant what!?",
">\n\nHow are we gonna ditch the dodo?",
">\n\nAmerican Vandal Season 3",
">\n\nWe back, boys. Lets gooo",
">\n\nSounds like someone didn't wear gloves while making lunch. Gave them the Norovirus.",
">\n\nI’ve had Norovirus twice, it was brutal. Wouldn’t wish it on anyone",
">\n\nAnd it spreads so fast.",
">\n\nExactly, and it’s one of the few things that’s very difficult to get rid of by just washing your hands with soap and water. \nI remember when I was in college, the school sent out an email that a few people who worked in the cafeteria kitchen had gotten it (this was after I had already had it twice), and I think I avoided the cafeteria for about two weeks. No way I was letting myself get it a third time",
">\n\nAll things considered, vomit is probably the best projectile to be in the headline relating to a US school.",
">\n\nUnderrated comment",
">\n\nThe school was putting on a play. It's called \"The Aristocrats.\"",
">\n\nWhile a gastrointestinal virus may be one possibility - FOX news viewers will want to consider the possibility of mass demonic possession taking place in sin city and interpret it as an omen of the end times.",
">\n\nEither that or it's because of drag queens and transgender folks. Time to ban all books in school.",
">\n\nWhich letters in the alphabet are evil?",
">\n\nMostly vowels and the letter N\n/s",
">\n\nI think we’d get by just fine without ‘x’",
">\n\nThis is exactly the point.",
">\n\nEggsactly.",
">\n\nDid someone get Boebert to cater something?",
">\n\nUnderrated (voted) comment!",
">\n\nMaybe they watched Gigli",
">\n\nTurkey time...",
">\n\nWhen I hear \"projectile vomiting\", I am reminded of this scene from Stand by Me.",
">\n\nThat was what I envisioned, too....",
">\n\nSounds like American Vandal is back on the menu boys!",
">\n\nDamn Turd Burglar.",
">\n\nI know school can be painfully boring, but I've never heard of an outbreak of school this bad before",
">\n\nAnd no one took a photo???",
">\n\nNorovirus can lay dormant without a host for about weeks. It's pretty much impervious to Lysol and only 15-20 spores will make you wish you were dead. That shit is contagious AF.\nI had it 18 months ago. Wouldn't wish it on my worst enemy.",
">\n\nI’d throw up if I lived in las Vegas to",
">\n\nCops were found sitting in the parking lot waiting for the whole thing to work itself out."
] |
>
Any politician will tell this is probably the result of having more than one egress point or not having armed teachers or something. | [
"Enteric diseases epidemiologist here. I investigate GI outbreaks for a state government. Folks that have said this sounds like norovirus are exactly right. \nNoro is the most common cause of acute gastroenteritis outbreaks by far, particularly in congregate settings like schools, long-term care facilities, prisons, etc. It is wonderfully “designed” to spread like wildfire: the infectious dose is insanely low, it’s found in the feces AND vomit of the infected, it’s not killed by hand sanitizer, it can live for a while on surfaces, and many disinfectants won’t kill it. About a hundred years ago (before the virus was discovered) it was called “winter vomiting syndrome” because cases and outbreaks increase markedly in the winter months and, you know, puking is involved. The timing and length of this annual peak differ a bit each year, but most cases and outbreaks occur between Novemberish and Marchish - aka norovirus season. In my state, our norovirus season has really picked up in the last two weeks.\nIf this were my investigation I’d assume norovirus unless A) the kids’ illnesses lasted say 4 to 6+ days instead of noro’s typical 1 or 2 days, B) a significant number of kids reported bloody diarrhea rather or other severe symptoms, or, C) there were some other compelling reason- for example, if the school was serving raw milk.\nYour typical layperson wants to blame the shits on the last thing they ate, but it’s almost never the last thing they ate. Most common GI pathogens take at least several hours to make people sick. Noro usually takes about 24 hours.\nThe article doesn’t have enough info for me to say what mode of transmission is likely. If most of these kids were sick on the same one/two days, foodborne would be likely. If cases were scattered over a few/several days, person-to-person or environmental transmission would be more likely. If it is foodborne then most likely someone in the kitchen worked while they were having diarrhea or within a couple days of recovering from diarrhea.\nNot mentioned in this article: it’d be super easy to test a couple of stool samples and find out the cause. It would take less than a day! The health department is probably working on it, but parents never want to give poops for school outbreaks. No idea why.",
">\n\nIn another article, it says that all 130 kids were vomiting simultaneously. Would that imply that it was environmental and not a virus? As in something airborne like an insecticide being sprayed incorrectly or a chemical leak?\n\nAccording to 8 News Now, all 130 students were lined up outside the Wayne N. Tanaka Elementary School health office on Jan. 27 as they experienced a wave of \"projectile vomiting.\"",
">\n\nThat sounds like mass psychogenic illness.",
">\n\nOr people being grossed out as well",
">\n\nIt goes deeper than that.",
">\n\nThat's what she said.\nNo, I mean some people are so grossed out by puke they puke themselves when they see someone doing it.\nA psychosis would be people just internalizing people are sick and they got it too. Like that House episode, but that wouldn't necessarily be because they are grossed out",
">\n\nSounds like norovirus. Scourge of cruise ships everywhere. Highly contagious. For this high a body count at once, it's got to be a cafeteria worker who didn't wash their hands.",
">\n\nWhy don't people wash their hands? Why?",
">\n\nYou’d think the last couple of years would have made at least some form of an impression…",
">\n\nIt’s like the people who believe we should keep getting sick to boost our immune system, and it’s like no I just keep getting sick!",
">\n\nDon’t get me wrong, I like time off work as much as the next bloke, but not when I’m sick, especially in bloody summer, for reference I’m in West Oz, we had 39°C today here in Perth, mate of mine is currently dealing with a chest infection and is not having a good time…",
">\n\nI hate that people think by being sick a lot I’m getting so much time off work, one I’m lucky to even get sick pay, and two I am not having fun! I am bedbound, struggling to look after myself and my home, and when I’m back to work I’ve got loads of work to catch up on, like it’s never fun and I’d rather not get sick!\nEdit: spelling mistakes!",
">\n\nPoor janitor",
">\n\nSeason 3 of American Vandal incoming?",
">\n\nExactly what I thought but it’s too similar to the last one I think (was it any good? It’s a great idea, that show, but the actual implementation is like… smiles at best, no laughs…for me anyway)",
">\n\nThis happened at summer camp 40 odd years ago, turned out the well was contaminated.",
">\n\nSomeone poisoned the waterhole!",
">\n\nThe watering hole? Whats so great about the watering hole?",
">\n\nI’ll SHOW you when we GET there.",
">\n\nAn elephant what!?",
">\n\nHow are we gonna ditch the dodo?",
">\n\nAmerican Vandal Season 3",
">\n\nWe back, boys. Lets gooo",
">\n\nSounds like someone didn't wear gloves while making lunch. Gave them the Norovirus.",
">\n\nI’ve had Norovirus twice, it was brutal. Wouldn’t wish it on anyone",
">\n\nAnd it spreads so fast.",
">\n\nExactly, and it’s one of the few things that’s very difficult to get rid of by just washing your hands with soap and water. \nI remember when I was in college, the school sent out an email that a few people who worked in the cafeteria kitchen had gotten it (this was after I had already had it twice), and I think I avoided the cafeteria for about two weeks. No way I was letting myself get it a third time",
">\n\nAll things considered, vomit is probably the best projectile to be in the headline relating to a US school.",
">\n\nUnderrated comment",
">\n\nThe school was putting on a play. It's called \"The Aristocrats.\"",
">\n\nWhile a gastrointestinal virus may be one possibility - FOX news viewers will want to consider the possibility of mass demonic possession taking place in sin city and interpret it as an omen of the end times.",
">\n\nEither that or it's because of drag queens and transgender folks. Time to ban all books in school.",
">\n\nWhich letters in the alphabet are evil?",
">\n\nMostly vowels and the letter N\n/s",
">\n\nI think we’d get by just fine without ‘x’",
">\n\nThis is exactly the point.",
">\n\nEggsactly.",
">\n\nDid someone get Boebert to cater something?",
">\n\nUnderrated (voted) comment!",
">\n\nMaybe they watched Gigli",
">\n\nTurkey time...",
">\n\nWhen I hear \"projectile vomiting\", I am reminded of this scene from Stand by Me.",
">\n\nThat was what I envisioned, too....",
">\n\nSounds like American Vandal is back on the menu boys!",
">\n\nDamn Turd Burglar.",
">\n\nI know school can be painfully boring, but I've never heard of an outbreak of school this bad before",
">\n\nAnd no one took a photo???",
">\n\nNorovirus can lay dormant without a host for about weeks. It's pretty much impervious to Lysol and only 15-20 spores will make you wish you were dead. That shit is contagious AF.\nI had it 18 months ago. Wouldn't wish it on my worst enemy.",
">\n\nI’d throw up if I lived in las Vegas to",
">\n\nCops were found sitting in the parking lot waiting for the whole thing to work itself out.",
">\n\nOk, where are the guys from \"American Vandel\"? We need to get the band back together."
] |
>
130 students got sick all at the same time in the same place. It was not a virus or something passed from person to person because they didn't wash their hands, it was something in the kitchen, something the kids were fed, and the school doesn't want to have to deal with it publicly because of lawsuits and repercussions. That's why the BS. | [
"Enteric diseases epidemiologist here. I investigate GI outbreaks for a state government. Folks that have said this sounds like norovirus are exactly right. \nNoro is the most common cause of acute gastroenteritis outbreaks by far, particularly in congregate settings like schools, long-term care facilities, prisons, etc. It is wonderfully “designed” to spread like wildfire: the infectious dose is insanely low, it’s found in the feces AND vomit of the infected, it’s not killed by hand sanitizer, it can live for a while on surfaces, and many disinfectants won’t kill it. About a hundred years ago (before the virus was discovered) it was called “winter vomiting syndrome” because cases and outbreaks increase markedly in the winter months and, you know, puking is involved. The timing and length of this annual peak differ a bit each year, but most cases and outbreaks occur between Novemberish and Marchish - aka norovirus season. In my state, our norovirus season has really picked up in the last two weeks.\nIf this were my investigation I’d assume norovirus unless A) the kids’ illnesses lasted say 4 to 6+ days instead of noro’s typical 1 or 2 days, B) a significant number of kids reported bloody diarrhea rather or other severe symptoms, or, C) there were some other compelling reason- for example, if the school was serving raw milk.\nYour typical layperson wants to blame the shits on the last thing they ate, but it’s almost never the last thing they ate. Most common GI pathogens take at least several hours to make people sick. Noro usually takes about 24 hours.\nThe article doesn’t have enough info for me to say what mode of transmission is likely. If most of these kids were sick on the same one/two days, foodborne would be likely. If cases were scattered over a few/several days, person-to-person or environmental transmission would be more likely. If it is foodborne then most likely someone in the kitchen worked while they were having diarrhea or within a couple days of recovering from diarrhea.\nNot mentioned in this article: it’d be super easy to test a couple of stool samples and find out the cause. It would take less than a day! The health department is probably working on it, but parents never want to give poops for school outbreaks. No idea why.",
">\n\nIn another article, it says that all 130 kids were vomiting simultaneously. Would that imply that it was environmental and not a virus? As in something airborne like an insecticide being sprayed incorrectly or a chemical leak?\n\nAccording to 8 News Now, all 130 students were lined up outside the Wayne N. Tanaka Elementary School health office on Jan. 27 as they experienced a wave of \"projectile vomiting.\"",
">\n\nThat sounds like mass psychogenic illness.",
">\n\nOr people being grossed out as well",
">\n\nIt goes deeper than that.",
">\n\nThat's what she said.\nNo, I mean some people are so grossed out by puke they puke themselves when they see someone doing it.\nA psychosis would be people just internalizing people are sick and they got it too. Like that House episode, but that wouldn't necessarily be because they are grossed out",
">\n\nSounds like norovirus. Scourge of cruise ships everywhere. Highly contagious. For this high a body count at once, it's got to be a cafeteria worker who didn't wash their hands.",
">\n\nWhy don't people wash their hands? Why?",
">\n\nYou’d think the last couple of years would have made at least some form of an impression…",
">\n\nIt’s like the people who believe we should keep getting sick to boost our immune system, and it’s like no I just keep getting sick!",
">\n\nDon’t get me wrong, I like time off work as much as the next bloke, but not when I’m sick, especially in bloody summer, for reference I’m in West Oz, we had 39°C today here in Perth, mate of mine is currently dealing with a chest infection and is not having a good time…",
">\n\nI hate that people think by being sick a lot I’m getting so much time off work, one I’m lucky to even get sick pay, and two I am not having fun! I am bedbound, struggling to look after myself and my home, and when I’m back to work I’ve got loads of work to catch up on, like it’s never fun and I’d rather not get sick!\nEdit: spelling mistakes!",
">\n\nPoor janitor",
">\n\nSeason 3 of American Vandal incoming?",
">\n\nExactly what I thought but it’s too similar to the last one I think (was it any good? It’s a great idea, that show, but the actual implementation is like… smiles at best, no laughs…for me anyway)",
">\n\nThis happened at summer camp 40 odd years ago, turned out the well was contaminated.",
">\n\nSomeone poisoned the waterhole!",
">\n\nThe watering hole? Whats so great about the watering hole?",
">\n\nI’ll SHOW you when we GET there.",
">\n\nAn elephant what!?",
">\n\nHow are we gonna ditch the dodo?",
">\n\nAmerican Vandal Season 3",
">\n\nWe back, boys. Lets gooo",
">\n\nSounds like someone didn't wear gloves while making lunch. Gave them the Norovirus.",
">\n\nI’ve had Norovirus twice, it was brutal. Wouldn’t wish it on anyone",
">\n\nAnd it spreads so fast.",
">\n\nExactly, and it’s one of the few things that’s very difficult to get rid of by just washing your hands with soap and water. \nI remember when I was in college, the school sent out an email that a few people who worked in the cafeteria kitchen had gotten it (this was after I had already had it twice), and I think I avoided the cafeteria for about two weeks. No way I was letting myself get it a third time",
">\n\nAll things considered, vomit is probably the best projectile to be in the headline relating to a US school.",
">\n\nUnderrated comment",
">\n\nThe school was putting on a play. It's called \"The Aristocrats.\"",
">\n\nWhile a gastrointestinal virus may be one possibility - FOX news viewers will want to consider the possibility of mass demonic possession taking place in sin city and interpret it as an omen of the end times.",
">\n\nEither that or it's because of drag queens and transgender folks. Time to ban all books in school.",
">\n\nWhich letters in the alphabet are evil?",
">\n\nMostly vowels and the letter N\n/s",
">\n\nI think we’d get by just fine without ‘x’",
">\n\nThis is exactly the point.",
">\n\nEggsactly.",
">\n\nDid someone get Boebert to cater something?",
">\n\nUnderrated (voted) comment!",
">\n\nMaybe they watched Gigli",
">\n\nTurkey time...",
">\n\nWhen I hear \"projectile vomiting\", I am reminded of this scene from Stand by Me.",
">\n\nThat was what I envisioned, too....",
">\n\nSounds like American Vandal is back on the menu boys!",
">\n\nDamn Turd Burglar.",
">\n\nI know school can be painfully boring, but I've never heard of an outbreak of school this bad before",
">\n\nAnd no one took a photo???",
">\n\nNorovirus can lay dormant without a host for about weeks. It's pretty much impervious to Lysol and only 15-20 spores will make you wish you were dead. That shit is contagious AF.\nI had it 18 months ago. Wouldn't wish it on my worst enemy.",
">\n\nI’d throw up if I lived in las Vegas to",
">\n\nCops were found sitting in the parking lot waiting for the whole thing to work itself out.",
">\n\nOk, where are the guys from \"American Vandel\"? We need to get the band back together.",
">\n\nAny politician will tell this is probably the result of having more than one egress point or not having armed teachers or something."
] |
>
Noro from food contamination is the leading cause of food poisoning. Like over 70% last I read. It absolutely sounds like a virus. | [
"Enteric diseases epidemiologist here. I investigate GI outbreaks for a state government. Folks that have said this sounds like norovirus are exactly right. \nNoro is the most common cause of acute gastroenteritis outbreaks by far, particularly in congregate settings like schools, long-term care facilities, prisons, etc. It is wonderfully “designed” to spread like wildfire: the infectious dose is insanely low, it’s found in the feces AND vomit of the infected, it’s not killed by hand sanitizer, it can live for a while on surfaces, and many disinfectants won’t kill it. About a hundred years ago (before the virus was discovered) it was called “winter vomiting syndrome” because cases and outbreaks increase markedly in the winter months and, you know, puking is involved. The timing and length of this annual peak differ a bit each year, but most cases and outbreaks occur between Novemberish and Marchish - aka norovirus season. In my state, our norovirus season has really picked up in the last two weeks.\nIf this were my investigation I’d assume norovirus unless A) the kids’ illnesses lasted say 4 to 6+ days instead of noro’s typical 1 or 2 days, B) a significant number of kids reported bloody diarrhea rather or other severe symptoms, or, C) there were some other compelling reason- for example, if the school was serving raw milk.\nYour typical layperson wants to blame the shits on the last thing they ate, but it’s almost never the last thing they ate. Most common GI pathogens take at least several hours to make people sick. Noro usually takes about 24 hours.\nThe article doesn’t have enough info for me to say what mode of transmission is likely. If most of these kids were sick on the same one/two days, foodborne would be likely. If cases were scattered over a few/several days, person-to-person or environmental transmission would be more likely. If it is foodborne then most likely someone in the kitchen worked while they were having diarrhea or within a couple days of recovering from diarrhea.\nNot mentioned in this article: it’d be super easy to test a couple of stool samples and find out the cause. It would take less than a day! The health department is probably working on it, but parents never want to give poops for school outbreaks. No idea why.",
">\n\nIn another article, it says that all 130 kids were vomiting simultaneously. Would that imply that it was environmental and not a virus? As in something airborne like an insecticide being sprayed incorrectly or a chemical leak?\n\nAccording to 8 News Now, all 130 students were lined up outside the Wayne N. Tanaka Elementary School health office on Jan. 27 as they experienced a wave of \"projectile vomiting.\"",
">\n\nThat sounds like mass psychogenic illness.",
">\n\nOr people being grossed out as well",
">\n\nIt goes deeper than that.",
">\n\nThat's what she said.\nNo, I mean some people are so grossed out by puke they puke themselves when they see someone doing it.\nA psychosis would be people just internalizing people are sick and they got it too. Like that House episode, but that wouldn't necessarily be because they are grossed out",
">\n\nSounds like norovirus. Scourge of cruise ships everywhere. Highly contagious. For this high a body count at once, it's got to be a cafeteria worker who didn't wash their hands.",
">\n\nWhy don't people wash their hands? Why?",
">\n\nYou’d think the last couple of years would have made at least some form of an impression…",
">\n\nIt’s like the people who believe we should keep getting sick to boost our immune system, and it’s like no I just keep getting sick!",
">\n\nDon’t get me wrong, I like time off work as much as the next bloke, but not when I’m sick, especially in bloody summer, for reference I’m in West Oz, we had 39°C today here in Perth, mate of mine is currently dealing with a chest infection and is not having a good time…",
">\n\nI hate that people think by being sick a lot I’m getting so much time off work, one I’m lucky to even get sick pay, and two I am not having fun! I am bedbound, struggling to look after myself and my home, and when I’m back to work I’ve got loads of work to catch up on, like it’s never fun and I’d rather not get sick!\nEdit: spelling mistakes!",
">\n\nPoor janitor",
">\n\nSeason 3 of American Vandal incoming?",
">\n\nExactly what I thought but it’s too similar to the last one I think (was it any good? It’s a great idea, that show, but the actual implementation is like… smiles at best, no laughs…for me anyway)",
">\n\nThis happened at summer camp 40 odd years ago, turned out the well was contaminated.",
">\n\nSomeone poisoned the waterhole!",
">\n\nThe watering hole? Whats so great about the watering hole?",
">\n\nI’ll SHOW you when we GET there.",
">\n\nAn elephant what!?",
">\n\nHow are we gonna ditch the dodo?",
">\n\nAmerican Vandal Season 3",
">\n\nWe back, boys. Lets gooo",
">\n\nSounds like someone didn't wear gloves while making lunch. Gave them the Norovirus.",
">\n\nI’ve had Norovirus twice, it was brutal. Wouldn’t wish it on anyone",
">\n\nAnd it spreads so fast.",
">\n\nExactly, and it’s one of the few things that’s very difficult to get rid of by just washing your hands with soap and water. \nI remember when I was in college, the school sent out an email that a few people who worked in the cafeteria kitchen had gotten it (this was after I had already had it twice), and I think I avoided the cafeteria for about two weeks. No way I was letting myself get it a third time",
">\n\nAll things considered, vomit is probably the best projectile to be in the headline relating to a US school.",
">\n\nUnderrated comment",
">\n\nThe school was putting on a play. It's called \"The Aristocrats.\"",
">\n\nWhile a gastrointestinal virus may be one possibility - FOX news viewers will want to consider the possibility of mass demonic possession taking place in sin city and interpret it as an omen of the end times.",
">\n\nEither that or it's because of drag queens and transgender folks. Time to ban all books in school.",
">\n\nWhich letters in the alphabet are evil?",
">\n\nMostly vowels and the letter N\n/s",
">\n\nI think we’d get by just fine without ‘x’",
">\n\nThis is exactly the point.",
">\n\nEggsactly.",
">\n\nDid someone get Boebert to cater something?",
">\n\nUnderrated (voted) comment!",
">\n\nMaybe they watched Gigli",
">\n\nTurkey time...",
">\n\nWhen I hear \"projectile vomiting\", I am reminded of this scene from Stand by Me.",
">\n\nThat was what I envisioned, too....",
">\n\nSounds like American Vandal is back on the menu boys!",
">\n\nDamn Turd Burglar.",
">\n\nI know school can be painfully boring, but I've never heard of an outbreak of school this bad before",
">\n\nAnd no one took a photo???",
">\n\nNorovirus can lay dormant without a host for about weeks. It's pretty much impervious to Lysol and only 15-20 spores will make you wish you were dead. That shit is contagious AF.\nI had it 18 months ago. Wouldn't wish it on my worst enemy.",
">\n\nI’d throw up if I lived in las Vegas to",
">\n\nCops were found sitting in the parking lot waiting for the whole thing to work itself out.",
">\n\nOk, where are the guys from \"American Vandel\"? We need to get the band back together.",
">\n\nAny politician will tell this is probably the result of having more than one egress point or not having armed teachers or something.",
">\n\n130 students got sick all at the same time in the same place. It was not a virus or something passed from person to person because they didn't wash their hands, it was something in the kitchen, something the kids were fed, and the school doesn't want to have to deal with it publicly because of lawsuits and repercussions. That's why the BS."
] |
>
I'll bet that this was the Wuhan spy balloon that spread chemtrails over them.
/s | [
"Enteric diseases epidemiologist here. I investigate GI outbreaks for a state government. Folks that have said this sounds like norovirus are exactly right. \nNoro is the most common cause of acute gastroenteritis outbreaks by far, particularly in congregate settings like schools, long-term care facilities, prisons, etc. It is wonderfully “designed” to spread like wildfire: the infectious dose is insanely low, it’s found in the feces AND vomit of the infected, it’s not killed by hand sanitizer, it can live for a while on surfaces, and many disinfectants won’t kill it. About a hundred years ago (before the virus was discovered) it was called “winter vomiting syndrome” because cases and outbreaks increase markedly in the winter months and, you know, puking is involved. The timing and length of this annual peak differ a bit each year, but most cases and outbreaks occur between Novemberish and Marchish - aka norovirus season. In my state, our norovirus season has really picked up in the last two weeks.\nIf this were my investigation I’d assume norovirus unless A) the kids’ illnesses lasted say 4 to 6+ days instead of noro’s typical 1 or 2 days, B) a significant number of kids reported bloody diarrhea rather or other severe symptoms, or, C) there were some other compelling reason- for example, if the school was serving raw milk.\nYour typical layperson wants to blame the shits on the last thing they ate, but it’s almost never the last thing they ate. Most common GI pathogens take at least several hours to make people sick. Noro usually takes about 24 hours.\nThe article doesn’t have enough info for me to say what mode of transmission is likely. If most of these kids were sick on the same one/two days, foodborne would be likely. If cases were scattered over a few/several days, person-to-person or environmental transmission would be more likely. If it is foodborne then most likely someone in the kitchen worked while they were having diarrhea or within a couple days of recovering from diarrhea.\nNot mentioned in this article: it’d be super easy to test a couple of stool samples and find out the cause. It would take less than a day! The health department is probably working on it, but parents never want to give poops for school outbreaks. No idea why.",
">\n\nIn another article, it says that all 130 kids were vomiting simultaneously. Would that imply that it was environmental and not a virus? As in something airborne like an insecticide being sprayed incorrectly or a chemical leak?\n\nAccording to 8 News Now, all 130 students were lined up outside the Wayne N. Tanaka Elementary School health office on Jan. 27 as they experienced a wave of \"projectile vomiting.\"",
">\n\nThat sounds like mass psychogenic illness.",
">\n\nOr people being grossed out as well",
">\n\nIt goes deeper than that.",
">\n\nThat's what she said.\nNo, I mean some people are so grossed out by puke they puke themselves when they see someone doing it.\nA psychosis would be people just internalizing people are sick and they got it too. Like that House episode, but that wouldn't necessarily be because they are grossed out",
">\n\nSounds like norovirus. Scourge of cruise ships everywhere. Highly contagious. For this high a body count at once, it's got to be a cafeteria worker who didn't wash their hands.",
">\n\nWhy don't people wash their hands? Why?",
">\n\nYou’d think the last couple of years would have made at least some form of an impression…",
">\n\nIt’s like the people who believe we should keep getting sick to boost our immune system, and it’s like no I just keep getting sick!",
">\n\nDon’t get me wrong, I like time off work as much as the next bloke, but not when I’m sick, especially in bloody summer, for reference I’m in West Oz, we had 39°C today here in Perth, mate of mine is currently dealing with a chest infection and is not having a good time…",
">\n\nI hate that people think by being sick a lot I’m getting so much time off work, one I’m lucky to even get sick pay, and two I am not having fun! I am bedbound, struggling to look after myself and my home, and when I’m back to work I’ve got loads of work to catch up on, like it’s never fun and I’d rather not get sick!\nEdit: spelling mistakes!",
">\n\nPoor janitor",
">\n\nSeason 3 of American Vandal incoming?",
">\n\nExactly what I thought but it’s too similar to the last one I think (was it any good? It’s a great idea, that show, but the actual implementation is like… smiles at best, no laughs…for me anyway)",
">\n\nThis happened at summer camp 40 odd years ago, turned out the well was contaminated.",
">\n\nSomeone poisoned the waterhole!",
">\n\nThe watering hole? Whats so great about the watering hole?",
">\n\nI’ll SHOW you when we GET there.",
">\n\nAn elephant what!?",
">\n\nHow are we gonna ditch the dodo?",
">\n\nAmerican Vandal Season 3",
">\n\nWe back, boys. Lets gooo",
">\n\nSounds like someone didn't wear gloves while making lunch. Gave them the Norovirus.",
">\n\nI’ve had Norovirus twice, it was brutal. Wouldn’t wish it on anyone",
">\n\nAnd it spreads so fast.",
">\n\nExactly, and it’s one of the few things that’s very difficult to get rid of by just washing your hands with soap and water. \nI remember when I was in college, the school sent out an email that a few people who worked in the cafeteria kitchen had gotten it (this was after I had already had it twice), and I think I avoided the cafeteria for about two weeks. No way I was letting myself get it a third time",
">\n\nAll things considered, vomit is probably the best projectile to be in the headline relating to a US school.",
">\n\nUnderrated comment",
">\n\nThe school was putting on a play. It's called \"The Aristocrats.\"",
">\n\nWhile a gastrointestinal virus may be one possibility - FOX news viewers will want to consider the possibility of mass demonic possession taking place in sin city and interpret it as an omen of the end times.",
">\n\nEither that or it's because of drag queens and transgender folks. Time to ban all books in school.",
">\n\nWhich letters in the alphabet are evil?",
">\n\nMostly vowels and the letter N\n/s",
">\n\nI think we’d get by just fine without ‘x’",
">\n\nThis is exactly the point.",
">\n\nEggsactly.",
">\n\nDid someone get Boebert to cater something?",
">\n\nUnderrated (voted) comment!",
">\n\nMaybe they watched Gigli",
">\n\nTurkey time...",
">\n\nWhen I hear \"projectile vomiting\", I am reminded of this scene from Stand by Me.",
">\n\nThat was what I envisioned, too....",
">\n\nSounds like American Vandal is back on the menu boys!",
">\n\nDamn Turd Burglar.",
">\n\nI know school can be painfully boring, but I've never heard of an outbreak of school this bad before",
">\n\nAnd no one took a photo???",
">\n\nNorovirus can lay dormant without a host for about weeks. It's pretty much impervious to Lysol and only 15-20 spores will make you wish you were dead. That shit is contagious AF.\nI had it 18 months ago. Wouldn't wish it on my worst enemy.",
">\n\nI’d throw up if I lived in las Vegas to",
">\n\nCops were found sitting in the parking lot waiting for the whole thing to work itself out.",
">\n\nOk, where are the guys from \"American Vandel\"? We need to get the band back together.",
">\n\nAny politician will tell this is probably the result of having more than one egress point or not having armed teachers or something.",
">\n\n130 students got sick all at the same time in the same place. It was not a virus or something passed from person to person because they didn't wash their hands, it was something in the kitchen, something the kids were fed, and the school doesn't want to have to deal with it publicly because of lawsuits and repercussions. That's why the BS.",
">\n\nNoro from food contamination is the leading cause of food poisoning. Like over 70% last I read. It absolutely sounds like a virus."
] |
>
Racist climate change is the answer you’re looking for | [
"Enteric diseases epidemiologist here. I investigate GI outbreaks for a state government. Folks that have said this sounds like norovirus are exactly right. \nNoro is the most common cause of acute gastroenteritis outbreaks by far, particularly in congregate settings like schools, long-term care facilities, prisons, etc. It is wonderfully “designed” to spread like wildfire: the infectious dose is insanely low, it’s found in the feces AND vomit of the infected, it’s not killed by hand sanitizer, it can live for a while on surfaces, and many disinfectants won’t kill it. About a hundred years ago (before the virus was discovered) it was called “winter vomiting syndrome” because cases and outbreaks increase markedly in the winter months and, you know, puking is involved. The timing and length of this annual peak differ a bit each year, but most cases and outbreaks occur between Novemberish and Marchish - aka norovirus season. In my state, our norovirus season has really picked up in the last two weeks.\nIf this were my investigation I’d assume norovirus unless A) the kids’ illnesses lasted say 4 to 6+ days instead of noro’s typical 1 or 2 days, B) a significant number of kids reported bloody diarrhea rather or other severe symptoms, or, C) there were some other compelling reason- for example, if the school was serving raw milk.\nYour typical layperson wants to blame the shits on the last thing they ate, but it’s almost never the last thing they ate. Most common GI pathogens take at least several hours to make people sick. Noro usually takes about 24 hours.\nThe article doesn’t have enough info for me to say what mode of transmission is likely. If most of these kids were sick on the same one/two days, foodborne would be likely. If cases were scattered over a few/several days, person-to-person or environmental transmission would be more likely. If it is foodborne then most likely someone in the kitchen worked while they were having diarrhea or within a couple days of recovering from diarrhea.\nNot mentioned in this article: it’d be super easy to test a couple of stool samples and find out the cause. It would take less than a day! The health department is probably working on it, but parents never want to give poops for school outbreaks. No idea why.",
">\n\nIn another article, it says that all 130 kids were vomiting simultaneously. Would that imply that it was environmental and not a virus? As in something airborne like an insecticide being sprayed incorrectly or a chemical leak?\n\nAccording to 8 News Now, all 130 students were lined up outside the Wayne N. Tanaka Elementary School health office on Jan. 27 as they experienced a wave of \"projectile vomiting.\"",
">\n\nThat sounds like mass psychogenic illness.",
">\n\nOr people being grossed out as well",
">\n\nIt goes deeper than that.",
">\n\nThat's what she said.\nNo, I mean some people are so grossed out by puke they puke themselves when they see someone doing it.\nA psychosis would be people just internalizing people are sick and they got it too. Like that House episode, but that wouldn't necessarily be because they are grossed out",
">\n\nSounds like norovirus. Scourge of cruise ships everywhere. Highly contagious. For this high a body count at once, it's got to be a cafeteria worker who didn't wash their hands.",
">\n\nWhy don't people wash their hands? Why?",
">\n\nYou’d think the last couple of years would have made at least some form of an impression…",
">\n\nIt’s like the people who believe we should keep getting sick to boost our immune system, and it’s like no I just keep getting sick!",
">\n\nDon’t get me wrong, I like time off work as much as the next bloke, but not when I’m sick, especially in bloody summer, for reference I’m in West Oz, we had 39°C today here in Perth, mate of mine is currently dealing with a chest infection and is not having a good time…",
">\n\nI hate that people think by being sick a lot I’m getting so much time off work, one I’m lucky to even get sick pay, and two I am not having fun! I am bedbound, struggling to look after myself and my home, and when I’m back to work I’ve got loads of work to catch up on, like it’s never fun and I’d rather not get sick!\nEdit: spelling mistakes!",
">\n\nPoor janitor",
">\n\nSeason 3 of American Vandal incoming?",
">\n\nExactly what I thought but it’s too similar to the last one I think (was it any good? It’s a great idea, that show, but the actual implementation is like… smiles at best, no laughs…for me anyway)",
">\n\nThis happened at summer camp 40 odd years ago, turned out the well was contaminated.",
">\n\nSomeone poisoned the waterhole!",
">\n\nThe watering hole? Whats so great about the watering hole?",
">\n\nI’ll SHOW you when we GET there.",
">\n\nAn elephant what!?",
">\n\nHow are we gonna ditch the dodo?",
">\n\nAmerican Vandal Season 3",
">\n\nWe back, boys. Lets gooo",
">\n\nSounds like someone didn't wear gloves while making lunch. Gave them the Norovirus.",
">\n\nI’ve had Norovirus twice, it was brutal. Wouldn’t wish it on anyone",
">\n\nAnd it spreads so fast.",
">\n\nExactly, and it’s one of the few things that’s very difficult to get rid of by just washing your hands with soap and water. \nI remember when I was in college, the school sent out an email that a few people who worked in the cafeteria kitchen had gotten it (this was after I had already had it twice), and I think I avoided the cafeteria for about two weeks. No way I was letting myself get it a third time",
">\n\nAll things considered, vomit is probably the best projectile to be in the headline relating to a US school.",
">\n\nUnderrated comment",
">\n\nThe school was putting on a play. It's called \"The Aristocrats.\"",
">\n\nWhile a gastrointestinal virus may be one possibility - FOX news viewers will want to consider the possibility of mass demonic possession taking place in sin city and interpret it as an omen of the end times.",
">\n\nEither that or it's because of drag queens and transgender folks. Time to ban all books in school.",
">\n\nWhich letters in the alphabet are evil?",
">\n\nMostly vowels and the letter N\n/s",
">\n\nI think we’d get by just fine without ‘x’",
">\n\nThis is exactly the point.",
">\n\nEggsactly.",
">\n\nDid someone get Boebert to cater something?",
">\n\nUnderrated (voted) comment!",
">\n\nMaybe they watched Gigli",
">\n\nTurkey time...",
">\n\nWhen I hear \"projectile vomiting\", I am reminded of this scene from Stand by Me.",
">\n\nThat was what I envisioned, too....",
">\n\nSounds like American Vandal is back on the menu boys!",
">\n\nDamn Turd Burglar.",
">\n\nI know school can be painfully boring, but I've never heard of an outbreak of school this bad before",
">\n\nAnd no one took a photo???",
">\n\nNorovirus can lay dormant without a host for about weeks. It's pretty much impervious to Lysol and only 15-20 spores will make you wish you were dead. That shit is contagious AF.\nI had it 18 months ago. Wouldn't wish it on my worst enemy.",
">\n\nI’d throw up if I lived in las Vegas to",
">\n\nCops were found sitting in the parking lot waiting for the whole thing to work itself out.",
">\n\nOk, where are the guys from \"American Vandel\"? We need to get the band back together.",
">\n\nAny politician will tell this is probably the result of having more than one egress point or not having armed teachers or something.",
">\n\n130 students got sick all at the same time in the same place. It was not a virus or something passed from person to person because they didn't wash their hands, it was something in the kitchen, something the kids were fed, and the school doesn't want to have to deal with it publicly because of lawsuits and repercussions. That's why the BS.",
">\n\nNoro from food contamination is the leading cause of food poisoning. Like over 70% last I read. It absolutely sounds like a virus.",
">\n\nI'll bet that this was the Wuhan spy balloon that spread chemtrails over them. \n/s"
] |
>
How many of those kids were forced to get vaccinated by Joe Biden?
-Some "expert" on Fox News probably | [
"Enteric diseases epidemiologist here. I investigate GI outbreaks for a state government. Folks that have said this sounds like norovirus are exactly right. \nNoro is the most common cause of acute gastroenteritis outbreaks by far, particularly in congregate settings like schools, long-term care facilities, prisons, etc. It is wonderfully “designed” to spread like wildfire: the infectious dose is insanely low, it’s found in the feces AND vomit of the infected, it’s not killed by hand sanitizer, it can live for a while on surfaces, and many disinfectants won’t kill it. About a hundred years ago (before the virus was discovered) it was called “winter vomiting syndrome” because cases and outbreaks increase markedly in the winter months and, you know, puking is involved. The timing and length of this annual peak differ a bit each year, but most cases and outbreaks occur between Novemberish and Marchish - aka norovirus season. In my state, our norovirus season has really picked up in the last two weeks.\nIf this were my investigation I’d assume norovirus unless A) the kids’ illnesses lasted say 4 to 6+ days instead of noro’s typical 1 or 2 days, B) a significant number of kids reported bloody diarrhea rather or other severe symptoms, or, C) there were some other compelling reason- for example, if the school was serving raw milk.\nYour typical layperson wants to blame the shits on the last thing they ate, but it’s almost never the last thing they ate. Most common GI pathogens take at least several hours to make people sick. Noro usually takes about 24 hours.\nThe article doesn’t have enough info for me to say what mode of transmission is likely. If most of these kids were sick on the same one/two days, foodborne would be likely. If cases were scattered over a few/several days, person-to-person or environmental transmission would be more likely. If it is foodborne then most likely someone in the kitchen worked while they were having diarrhea or within a couple days of recovering from diarrhea.\nNot mentioned in this article: it’d be super easy to test a couple of stool samples and find out the cause. It would take less than a day! The health department is probably working on it, but parents never want to give poops for school outbreaks. No idea why.",
">\n\nIn another article, it says that all 130 kids were vomiting simultaneously. Would that imply that it was environmental and not a virus? As in something airborne like an insecticide being sprayed incorrectly or a chemical leak?\n\nAccording to 8 News Now, all 130 students were lined up outside the Wayne N. Tanaka Elementary School health office on Jan. 27 as they experienced a wave of \"projectile vomiting.\"",
">\n\nThat sounds like mass psychogenic illness.",
">\n\nOr people being grossed out as well",
">\n\nIt goes deeper than that.",
">\n\nThat's what she said.\nNo, I mean some people are so grossed out by puke they puke themselves when they see someone doing it.\nA psychosis would be people just internalizing people are sick and they got it too. Like that House episode, but that wouldn't necessarily be because they are grossed out",
">\n\nSounds like norovirus. Scourge of cruise ships everywhere. Highly contagious. For this high a body count at once, it's got to be a cafeteria worker who didn't wash their hands.",
">\n\nWhy don't people wash their hands? Why?",
">\n\nYou’d think the last couple of years would have made at least some form of an impression…",
">\n\nIt’s like the people who believe we should keep getting sick to boost our immune system, and it’s like no I just keep getting sick!",
">\n\nDon’t get me wrong, I like time off work as much as the next bloke, but not when I’m sick, especially in bloody summer, for reference I’m in West Oz, we had 39°C today here in Perth, mate of mine is currently dealing with a chest infection and is not having a good time…",
">\n\nI hate that people think by being sick a lot I’m getting so much time off work, one I’m lucky to even get sick pay, and two I am not having fun! I am bedbound, struggling to look after myself and my home, and when I’m back to work I’ve got loads of work to catch up on, like it’s never fun and I’d rather not get sick!\nEdit: spelling mistakes!",
">\n\nPoor janitor",
">\n\nSeason 3 of American Vandal incoming?",
">\n\nExactly what I thought but it’s too similar to the last one I think (was it any good? It’s a great idea, that show, but the actual implementation is like… smiles at best, no laughs…for me anyway)",
">\n\nThis happened at summer camp 40 odd years ago, turned out the well was contaminated.",
">\n\nSomeone poisoned the waterhole!",
">\n\nThe watering hole? Whats so great about the watering hole?",
">\n\nI’ll SHOW you when we GET there.",
">\n\nAn elephant what!?",
">\n\nHow are we gonna ditch the dodo?",
">\n\nAmerican Vandal Season 3",
">\n\nWe back, boys. Lets gooo",
">\n\nSounds like someone didn't wear gloves while making lunch. Gave them the Norovirus.",
">\n\nI’ve had Norovirus twice, it was brutal. Wouldn’t wish it on anyone",
">\n\nAnd it spreads so fast.",
">\n\nExactly, and it’s one of the few things that’s very difficult to get rid of by just washing your hands with soap and water. \nI remember when I was in college, the school sent out an email that a few people who worked in the cafeteria kitchen had gotten it (this was after I had already had it twice), and I think I avoided the cafeteria for about two weeks. No way I was letting myself get it a third time",
">\n\nAll things considered, vomit is probably the best projectile to be in the headline relating to a US school.",
">\n\nUnderrated comment",
">\n\nThe school was putting on a play. It's called \"The Aristocrats.\"",
">\n\nWhile a gastrointestinal virus may be one possibility - FOX news viewers will want to consider the possibility of mass demonic possession taking place in sin city and interpret it as an omen of the end times.",
">\n\nEither that or it's because of drag queens and transgender folks. Time to ban all books in school.",
">\n\nWhich letters in the alphabet are evil?",
">\n\nMostly vowels and the letter N\n/s",
">\n\nI think we’d get by just fine without ‘x’",
">\n\nThis is exactly the point.",
">\n\nEggsactly.",
">\n\nDid someone get Boebert to cater something?",
">\n\nUnderrated (voted) comment!",
">\n\nMaybe they watched Gigli",
">\n\nTurkey time...",
">\n\nWhen I hear \"projectile vomiting\", I am reminded of this scene from Stand by Me.",
">\n\nThat was what I envisioned, too....",
">\n\nSounds like American Vandal is back on the menu boys!",
">\n\nDamn Turd Burglar.",
">\n\nI know school can be painfully boring, but I've never heard of an outbreak of school this bad before",
">\n\nAnd no one took a photo???",
">\n\nNorovirus can lay dormant without a host for about weeks. It's pretty much impervious to Lysol and only 15-20 spores will make you wish you were dead. That shit is contagious AF.\nI had it 18 months ago. Wouldn't wish it on my worst enemy.",
">\n\nI’d throw up if I lived in las Vegas to",
">\n\nCops were found sitting in the parking lot waiting for the whole thing to work itself out.",
">\n\nOk, where are the guys from \"American Vandel\"? We need to get the band back together.",
">\n\nAny politician will tell this is probably the result of having more than one egress point or not having armed teachers or something.",
">\n\n130 students got sick all at the same time in the same place. It was not a virus or something passed from person to person because they didn't wash their hands, it was something in the kitchen, something the kids were fed, and the school doesn't want to have to deal with it publicly because of lawsuits and repercussions. That's why the BS.",
">\n\nNoro from food contamination is the leading cause of food poisoning. Like over 70% last I read. It absolutely sounds like a virus.",
">\n\nI'll bet that this was the Wuhan spy balloon that spread chemtrails over them. \n/s",
">\n\nRacist climate change is the answer you’re looking for"
] |
>
It feels a little like cheating to post Faux News articles on /r/nottheonion. | [
"Enteric diseases epidemiologist here. I investigate GI outbreaks for a state government. Folks that have said this sounds like norovirus are exactly right. \nNoro is the most common cause of acute gastroenteritis outbreaks by far, particularly in congregate settings like schools, long-term care facilities, prisons, etc. It is wonderfully “designed” to spread like wildfire: the infectious dose is insanely low, it’s found in the feces AND vomit of the infected, it’s not killed by hand sanitizer, it can live for a while on surfaces, and many disinfectants won’t kill it. About a hundred years ago (before the virus was discovered) it was called “winter vomiting syndrome” because cases and outbreaks increase markedly in the winter months and, you know, puking is involved. The timing and length of this annual peak differ a bit each year, but most cases and outbreaks occur between Novemberish and Marchish - aka norovirus season. In my state, our norovirus season has really picked up in the last two weeks.\nIf this were my investigation I’d assume norovirus unless A) the kids’ illnesses lasted say 4 to 6+ days instead of noro’s typical 1 or 2 days, B) a significant number of kids reported bloody diarrhea rather or other severe symptoms, or, C) there were some other compelling reason- for example, if the school was serving raw milk.\nYour typical layperson wants to blame the shits on the last thing they ate, but it’s almost never the last thing they ate. Most common GI pathogens take at least several hours to make people sick. Noro usually takes about 24 hours.\nThe article doesn’t have enough info for me to say what mode of transmission is likely. If most of these kids were sick on the same one/two days, foodborne would be likely. If cases were scattered over a few/several days, person-to-person or environmental transmission would be more likely. If it is foodborne then most likely someone in the kitchen worked while they were having diarrhea or within a couple days of recovering from diarrhea.\nNot mentioned in this article: it’d be super easy to test a couple of stool samples and find out the cause. It would take less than a day! The health department is probably working on it, but parents never want to give poops for school outbreaks. No idea why.",
">\n\nIn another article, it says that all 130 kids were vomiting simultaneously. Would that imply that it was environmental and not a virus? As in something airborne like an insecticide being sprayed incorrectly or a chemical leak?\n\nAccording to 8 News Now, all 130 students were lined up outside the Wayne N. Tanaka Elementary School health office on Jan. 27 as they experienced a wave of \"projectile vomiting.\"",
">\n\nThat sounds like mass psychogenic illness.",
">\n\nOr people being grossed out as well",
">\n\nIt goes deeper than that.",
">\n\nThat's what she said.\nNo, I mean some people are so grossed out by puke they puke themselves when they see someone doing it.\nA psychosis would be people just internalizing people are sick and they got it too. Like that House episode, but that wouldn't necessarily be because they are grossed out",
">\n\nSounds like norovirus. Scourge of cruise ships everywhere. Highly contagious. For this high a body count at once, it's got to be a cafeteria worker who didn't wash their hands.",
">\n\nWhy don't people wash their hands? Why?",
">\n\nYou’d think the last couple of years would have made at least some form of an impression…",
">\n\nIt’s like the people who believe we should keep getting sick to boost our immune system, and it’s like no I just keep getting sick!",
">\n\nDon’t get me wrong, I like time off work as much as the next bloke, but not when I’m sick, especially in bloody summer, for reference I’m in West Oz, we had 39°C today here in Perth, mate of mine is currently dealing with a chest infection and is not having a good time…",
">\n\nI hate that people think by being sick a lot I’m getting so much time off work, one I’m lucky to even get sick pay, and two I am not having fun! I am bedbound, struggling to look after myself and my home, and when I’m back to work I’ve got loads of work to catch up on, like it’s never fun and I’d rather not get sick!\nEdit: spelling mistakes!",
">\n\nPoor janitor",
">\n\nSeason 3 of American Vandal incoming?",
">\n\nExactly what I thought but it’s too similar to the last one I think (was it any good? It’s a great idea, that show, but the actual implementation is like… smiles at best, no laughs…for me anyway)",
">\n\nThis happened at summer camp 40 odd years ago, turned out the well was contaminated.",
">\n\nSomeone poisoned the waterhole!",
">\n\nThe watering hole? Whats so great about the watering hole?",
">\n\nI’ll SHOW you when we GET there.",
">\n\nAn elephant what!?",
">\n\nHow are we gonna ditch the dodo?",
">\n\nAmerican Vandal Season 3",
">\n\nWe back, boys. Lets gooo",
">\n\nSounds like someone didn't wear gloves while making lunch. Gave them the Norovirus.",
">\n\nI’ve had Norovirus twice, it was brutal. Wouldn’t wish it on anyone",
">\n\nAnd it spreads so fast.",
">\n\nExactly, and it’s one of the few things that’s very difficult to get rid of by just washing your hands with soap and water. \nI remember when I was in college, the school sent out an email that a few people who worked in the cafeteria kitchen had gotten it (this was after I had already had it twice), and I think I avoided the cafeteria for about two weeks. No way I was letting myself get it a third time",
">\n\nAll things considered, vomit is probably the best projectile to be in the headline relating to a US school.",
">\n\nUnderrated comment",
">\n\nThe school was putting on a play. It's called \"The Aristocrats.\"",
">\n\nWhile a gastrointestinal virus may be one possibility - FOX news viewers will want to consider the possibility of mass demonic possession taking place in sin city and interpret it as an omen of the end times.",
">\n\nEither that or it's because of drag queens and transgender folks. Time to ban all books in school.",
">\n\nWhich letters in the alphabet are evil?",
">\n\nMostly vowels and the letter N\n/s",
">\n\nI think we’d get by just fine without ‘x’",
">\n\nThis is exactly the point.",
">\n\nEggsactly.",
">\n\nDid someone get Boebert to cater something?",
">\n\nUnderrated (voted) comment!",
">\n\nMaybe they watched Gigli",
">\n\nTurkey time...",
">\n\nWhen I hear \"projectile vomiting\", I am reminded of this scene from Stand by Me.",
">\n\nThat was what I envisioned, too....",
">\n\nSounds like American Vandal is back on the menu boys!",
">\n\nDamn Turd Burglar.",
">\n\nI know school can be painfully boring, but I've never heard of an outbreak of school this bad before",
">\n\nAnd no one took a photo???",
">\n\nNorovirus can lay dormant without a host for about weeks. It's pretty much impervious to Lysol and only 15-20 spores will make you wish you were dead. That shit is contagious AF.\nI had it 18 months ago. Wouldn't wish it on my worst enemy.",
">\n\nI’d throw up if I lived in las Vegas to",
">\n\nCops were found sitting in the parking lot waiting for the whole thing to work itself out.",
">\n\nOk, where are the guys from \"American Vandel\"? We need to get the band back together.",
">\n\nAny politician will tell this is probably the result of having more than one egress point or not having armed teachers or something.",
">\n\n130 students got sick all at the same time in the same place. It was not a virus or something passed from person to person because they didn't wash their hands, it was something in the kitchen, something the kids were fed, and the school doesn't want to have to deal with it publicly because of lawsuits and repercussions. That's why the BS.",
">\n\nNoro from food contamination is the leading cause of food poisoning. Like over 70% last I read. It absolutely sounds like a virus.",
">\n\nI'll bet that this was the Wuhan spy balloon that spread chemtrails over them. \n/s",
">\n\nRacist climate change is the answer you’re looking for",
">\n\nHow many of those kids were forced to get vaccinated by Joe Biden?\n-Some \"expert\" on Fox News probably"
] |
>
Cordyceps | [
"Enteric diseases epidemiologist here. I investigate GI outbreaks for a state government. Folks that have said this sounds like norovirus are exactly right. \nNoro is the most common cause of acute gastroenteritis outbreaks by far, particularly in congregate settings like schools, long-term care facilities, prisons, etc. It is wonderfully “designed” to spread like wildfire: the infectious dose is insanely low, it’s found in the feces AND vomit of the infected, it’s not killed by hand sanitizer, it can live for a while on surfaces, and many disinfectants won’t kill it. About a hundred years ago (before the virus was discovered) it was called “winter vomiting syndrome” because cases and outbreaks increase markedly in the winter months and, you know, puking is involved. The timing and length of this annual peak differ a bit each year, but most cases and outbreaks occur between Novemberish and Marchish - aka norovirus season. In my state, our norovirus season has really picked up in the last two weeks.\nIf this were my investigation I’d assume norovirus unless A) the kids’ illnesses lasted say 4 to 6+ days instead of noro’s typical 1 or 2 days, B) a significant number of kids reported bloody diarrhea rather or other severe symptoms, or, C) there were some other compelling reason- for example, if the school was serving raw milk.\nYour typical layperson wants to blame the shits on the last thing they ate, but it’s almost never the last thing they ate. Most common GI pathogens take at least several hours to make people sick. Noro usually takes about 24 hours.\nThe article doesn’t have enough info for me to say what mode of transmission is likely. If most of these kids were sick on the same one/two days, foodborne would be likely. If cases were scattered over a few/several days, person-to-person or environmental transmission would be more likely. If it is foodborne then most likely someone in the kitchen worked while they were having diarrhea or within a couple days of recovering from diarrhea.\nNot mentioned in this article: it’d be super easy to test a couple of stool samples and find out the cause. It would take less than a day! The health department is probably working on it, but parents never want to give poops for school outbreaks. No idea why.",
">\n\nIn another article, it says that all 130 kids were vomiting simultaneously. Would that imply that it was environmental and not a virus? As in something airborne like an insecticide being sprayed incorrectly or a chemical leak?\n\nAccording to 8 News Now, all 130 students were lined up outside the Wayne N. Tanaka Elementary School health office on Jan. 27 as they experienced a wave of \"projectile vomiting.\"",
">\n\nThat sounds like mass psychogenic illness.",
">\n\nOr people being grossed out as well",
">\n\nIt goes deeper than that.",
">\n\nThat's what she said.\nNo, I mean some people are so grossed out by puke they puke themselves when they see someone doing it.\nA psychosis would be people just internalizing people are sick and they got it too. Like that House episode, but that wouldn't necessarily be because they are grossed out",
">\n\nSounds like norovirus. Scourge of cruise ships everywhere. Highly contagious. For this high a body count at once, it's got to be a cafeteria worker who didn't wash their hands.",
">\n\nWhy don't people wash their hands? Why?",
">\n\nYou’d think the last couple of years would have made at least some form of an impression…",
">\n\nIt’s like the people who believe we should keep getting sick to boost our immune system, and it’s like no I just keep getting sick!",
">\n\nDon’t get me wrong, I like time off work as much as the next bloke, but not when I’m sick, especially in bloody summer, for reference I’m in West Oz, we had 39°C today here in Perth, mate of mine is currently dealing with a chest infection and is not having a good time…",
">\n\nI hate that people think by being sick a lot I’m getting so much time off work, one I’m lucky to even get sick pay, and two I am not having fun! I am bedbound, struggling to look after myself and my home, and when I’m back to work I’ve got loads of work to catch up on, like it’s never fun and I’d rather not get sick!\nEdit: spelling mistakes!",
">\n\nPoor janitor",
">\n\nSeason 3 of American Vandal incoming?",
">\n\nExactly what I thought but it’s too similar to the last one I think (was it any good? It’s a great idea, that show, but the actual implementation is like… smiles at best, no laughs…for me anyway)",
">\n\nThis happened at summer camp 40 odd years ago, turned out the well was contaminated.",
">\n\nSomeone poisoned the waterhole!",
">\n\nThe watering hole? Whats so great about the watering hole?",
">\n\nI’ll SHOW you when we GET there.",
">\n\nAn elephant what!?",
">\n\nHow are we gonna ditch the dodo?",
">\n\nAmerican Vandal Season 3",
">\n\nWe back, boys. Lets gooo",
">\n\nSounds like someone didn't wear gloves while making lunch. Gave them the Norovirus.",
">\n\nI’ve had Norovirus twice, it was brutal. Wouldn’t wish it on anyone",
">\n\nAnd it spreads so fast.",
">\n\nExactly, and it’s one of the few things that’s very difficult to get rid of by just washing your hands with soap and water. \nI remember when I was in college, the school sent out an email that a few people who worked in the cafeteria kitchen had gotten it (this was after I had already had it twice), and I think I avoided the cafeteria for about two weeks. No way I was letting myself get it a third time",
">\n\nAll things considered, vomit is probably the best projectile to be in the headline relating to a US school.",
">\n\nUnderrated comment",
">\n\nThe school was putting on a play. It's called \"The Aristocrats.\"",
">\n\nWhile a gastrointestinal virus may be one possibility - FOX news viewers will want to consider the possibility of mass demonic possession taking place in sin city and interpret it as an omen of the end times.",
">\n\nEither that or it's because of drag queens and transgender folks. Time to ban all books in school.",
">\n\nWhich letters in the alphabet are evil?",
">\n\nMostly vowels and the letter N\n/s",
">\n\nI think we’d get by just fine without ‘x’",
">\n\nThis is exactly the point.",
">\n\nEggsactly.",
">\n\nDid someone get Boebert to cater something?",
">\n\nUnderrated (voted) comment!",
">\n\nMaybe they watched Gigli",
">\n\nTurkey time...",
">\n\nWhen I hear \"projectile vomiting\", I am reminded of this scene from Stand by Me.",
">\n\nThat was what I envisioned, too....",
">\n\nSounds like American Vandal is back on the menu boys!",
">\n\nDamn Turd Burglar.",
">\n\nI know school can be painfully boring, but I've never heard of an outbreak of school this bad before",
">\n\nAnd no one took a photo???",
">\n\nNorovirus can lay dormant without a host for about weeks. It's pretty much impervious to Lysol and only 15-20 spores will make you wish you were dead. That shit is contagious AF.\nI had it 18 months ago. Wouldn't wish it on my worst enemy.",
">\n\nI’d throw up if I lived in las Vegas to",
">\n\nCops were found sitting in the parking lot waiting for the whole thing to work itself out.",
">\n\nOk, where are the guys from \"American Vandel\"? We need to get the band back together.",
">\n\nAny politician will tell this is probably the result of having more than one egress point or not having armed teachers or something.",
">\n\n130 students got sick all at the same time in the same place. It was not a virus or something passed from person to person because they didn't wash their hands, it was something in the kitchen, something the kids were fed, and the school doesn't want to have to deal with it publicly because of lawsuits and repercussions. That's why the BS.",
">\n\nNoro from food contamination is the leading cause of food poisoning. Like over 70% last I read. It absolutely sounds like a virus.",
">\n\nI'll bet that this was the Wuhan spy balloon that spread chemtrails over them. \n/s",
">\n\nRacist climate change is the answer you’re looking for",
">\n\nHow many of those kids were forced to get vaccinated by Joe Biden?\n-Some \"expert\" on Fox News probably",
">\n\nIt feels a little like cheating to post Faux News articles on /r/nottheonion."
] |
>
The Chinese Spy balloon poisoned them! | [
"Enteric diseases epidemiologist here. I investigate GI outbreaks for a state government. Folks that have said this sounds like norovirus are exactly right. \nNoro is the most common cause of acute gastroenteritis outbreaks by far, particularly in congregate settings like schools, long-term care facilities, prisons, etc. It is wonderfully “designed” to spread like wildfire: the infectious dose is insanely low, it’s found in the feces AND vomit of the infected, it’s not killed by hand sanitizer, it can live for a while on surfaces, and many disinfectants won’t kill it. About a hundred years ago (before the virus was discovered) it was called “winter vomiting syndrome” because cases and outbreaks increase markedly in the winter months and, you know, puking is involved. The timing and length of this annual peak differ a bit each year, but most cases and outbreaks occur between Novemberish and Marchish - aka norovirus season. In my state, our norovirus season has really picked up in the last two weeks.\nIf this were my investigation I’d assume norovirus unless A) the kids’ illnesses lasted say 4 to 6+ days instead of noro’s typical 1 or 2 days, B) a significant number of kids reported bloody diarrhea rather or other severe symptoms, or, C) there were some other compelling reason- for example, if the school was serving raw milk.\nYour typical layperson wants to blame the shits on the last thing they ate, but it’s almost never the last thing they ate. Most common GI pathogens take at least several hours to make people sick. Noro usually takes about 24 hours.\nThe article doesn’t have enough info for me to say what mode of transmission is likely. If most of these kids were sick on the same one/two days, foodborne would be likely. If cases were scattered over a few/several days, person-to-person or environmental transmission would be more likely. If it is foodborne then most likely someone in the kitchen worked while they were having diarrhea or within a couple days of recovering from diarrhea.\nNot mentioned in this article: it’d be super easy to test a couple of stool samples and find out the cause. It would take less than a day! The health department is probably working on it, but parents never want to give poops for school outbreaks. No idea why.",
">\n\nIn another article, it says that all 130 kids were vomiting simultaneously. Would that imply that it was environmental and not a virus? As in something airborne like an insecticide being sprayed incorrectly or a chemical leak?\n\nAccording to 8 News Now, all 130 students were lined up outside the Wayne N. Tanaka Elementary School health office on Jan. 27 as they experienced a wave of \"projectile vomiting.\"",
">\n\nThat sounds like mass psychogenic illness.",
">\n\nOr people being grossed out as well",
">\n\nIt goes deeper than that.",
">\n\nThat's what she said.\nNo, I mean some people are so grossed out by puke they puke themselves when they see someone doing it.\nA psychosis would be people just internalizing people are sick and they got it too. Like that House episode, but that wouldn't necessarily be because they are grossed out",
">\n\nSounds like norovirus. Scourge of cruise ships everywhere. Highly contagious. For this high a body count at once, it's got to be a cafeteria worker who didn't wash their hands.",
">\n\nWhy don't people wash their hands? Why?",
">\n\nYou’d think the last couple of years would have made at least some form of an impression…",
">\n\nIt’s like the people who believe we should keep getting sick to boost our immune system, and it’s like no I just keep getting sick!",
">\n\nDon’t get me wrong, I like time off work as much as the next bloke, but not when I’m sick, especially in bloody summer, for reference I’m in West Oz, we had 39°C today here in Perth, mate of mine is currently dealing with a chest infection and is not having a good time…",
">\n\nI hate that people think by being sick a lot I’m getting so much time off work, one I’m lucky to even get sick pay, and two I am not having fun! I am bedbound, struggling to look after myself and my home, and when I’m back to work I’ve got loads of work to catch up on, like it’s never fun and I’d rather not get sick!\nEdit: spelling mistakes!",
">\n\nPoor janitor",
">\n\nSeason 3 of American Vandal incoming?",
">\n\nExactly what I thought but it’s too similar to the last one I think (was it any good? It’s a great idea, that show, but the actual implementation is like… smiles at best, no laughs…for me anyway)",
">\n\nThis happened at summer camp 40 odd years ago, turned out the well was contaminated.",
">\n\nSomeone poisoned the waterhole!",
">\n\nThe watering hole? Whats so great about the watering hole?",
">\n\nI’ll SHOW you when we GET there.",
">\n\nAn elephant what!?",
">\n\nHow are we gonna ditch the dodo?",
">\n\nAmerican Vandal Season 3",
">\n\nWe back, boys. Lets gooo",
">\n\nSounds like someone didn't wear gloves while making lunch. Gave them the Norovirus.",
">\n\nI’ve had Norovirus twice, it was brutal. Wouldn’t wish it on anyone",
">\n\nAnd it spreads so fast.",
">\n\nExactly, and it’s one of the few things that’s very difficult to get rid of by just washing your hands with soap and water. \nI remember when I was in college, the school sent out an email that a few people who worked in the cafeteria kitchen had gotten it (this was after I had already had it twice), and I think I avoided the cafeteria for about two weeks. No way I was letting myself get it a third time",
">\n\nAll things considered, vomit is probably the best projectile to be in the headline relating to a US school.",
">\n\nUnderrated comment",
">\n\nThe school was putting on a play. It's called \"The Aristocrats.\"",
">\n\nWhile a gastrointestinal virus may be one possibility - FOX news viewers will want to consider the possibility of mass demonic possession taking place in sin city and interpret it as an omen of the end times.",
">\n\nEither that or it's because of drag queens and transgender folks. Time to ban all books in school.",
">\n\nWhich letters in the alphabet are evil?",
">\n\nMostly vowels and the letter N\n/s",
">\n\nI think we’d get by just fine without ‘x’",
">\n\nThis is exactly the point.",
">\n\nEggsactly.",
">\n\nDid someone get Boebert to cater something?",
">\n\nUnderrated (voted) comment!",
">\n\nMaybe they watched Gigli",
">\n\nTurkey time...",
">\n\nWhen I hear \"projectile vomiting\", I am reminded of this scene from Stand by Me.",
">\n\nThat was what I envisioned, too....",
">\n\nSounds like American Vandal is back on the menu boys!",
">\n\nDamn Turd Burglar.",
">\n\nI know school can be painfully boring, but I've never heard of an outbreak of school this bad before",
">\n\nAnd no one took a photo???",
">\n\nNorovirus can lay dormant without a host for about weeks. It's pretty much impervious to Lysol and only 15-20 spores will make you wish you were dead. That shit is contagious AF.\nI had it 18 months ago. Wouldn't wish it on my worst enemy.",
">\n\nI’d throw up if I lived in las Vegas to",
">\n\nCops were found sitting in the parking lot waiting for the whole thing to work itself out.",
">\n\nOk, where are the guys from \"American Vandel\"? We need to get the band back together.",
">\n\nAny politician will tell this is probably the result of having more than one egress point or not having armed teachers or something.",
">\n\n130 students got sick all at the same time in the same place. It was not a virus or something passed from person to person because they didn't wash their hands, it was something in the kitchen, something the kids were fed, and the school doesn't want to have to deal with it publicly because of lawsuits and repercussions. That's why the BS.",
">\n\nNoro from food contamination is the leading cause of food poisoning. Like over 70% last I read. It absolutely sounds like a virus.",
">\n\nI'll bet that this was the Wuhan spy balloon that spread chemtrails over them. \n/s",
">\n\nRacist climate change is the answer you’re looking for",
">\n\nHow many of those kids were forced to get vaccinated by Joe Biden?\n-Some \"expert\" on Fox News probably",
">\n\nIt feels a little like cheating to post Faux News articles on /r/nottheonion.",
">\n\nCordyceps"
] |
>
Answer is the prison food 3rd party they have hired for school lunch. | [
"Enteric diseases epidemiologist here. I investigate GI outbreaks for a state government. Folks that have said this sounds like norovirus are exactly right. \nNoro is the most common cause of acute gastroenteritis outbreaks by far, particularly in congregate settings like schools, long-term care facilities, prisons, etc. It is wonderfully “designed” to spread like wildfire: the infectious dose is insanely low, it’s found in the feces AND vomit of the infected, it’s not killed by hand sanitizer, it can live for a while on surfaces, and many disinfectants won’t kill it. About a hundred years ago (before the virus was discovered) it was called “winter vomiting syndrome” because cases and outbreaks increase markedly in the winter months and, you know, puking is involved. The timing and length of this annual peak differ a bit each year, but most cases and outbreaks occur between Novemberish and Marchish - aka norovirus season. In my state, our norovirus season has really picked up in the last two weeks.\nIf this were my investigation I’d assume norovirus unless A) the kids’ illnesses lasted say 4 to 6+ days instead of noro’s typical 1 or 2 days, B) a significant number of kids reported bloody diarrhea rather or other severe symptoms, or, C) there were some other compelling reason- for example, if the school was serving raw milk.\nYour typical layperson wants to blame the shits on the last thing they ate, but it’s almost never the last thing they ate. Most common GI pathogens take at least several hours to make people sick. Noro usually takes about 24 hours.\nThe article doesn’t have enough info for me to say what mode of transmission is likely. If most of these kids were sick on the same one/two days, foodborne would be likely. If cases were scattered over a few/several days, person-to-person or environmental transmission would be more likely. If it is foodborne then most likely someone in the kitchen worked while they were having diarrhea or within a couple days of recovering from diarrhea.\nNot mentioned in this article: it’d be super easy to test a couple of stool samples and find out the cause. It would take less than a day! The health department is probably working on it, but parents never want to give poops for school outbreaks. No idea why.",
">\n\nIn another article, it says that all 130 kids were vomiting simultaneously. Would that imply that it was environmental and not a virus? As in something airborne like an insecticide being sprayed incorrectly or a chemical leak?\n\nAccording to 8 News Now, all 130 students were lined up outside the Wayne N. Tanaka Elementary School health office on Jan. 27 as they experienced a wave of \"projectile vomiting.\"",
">\n\nThat sounds like mass psychogenic illness.",
">\n\nOr people being grossed out as well",
">\n\nIt goes deeper than that.",
">\n\nThat's what she said.\nNo, I mean some people are so grossed out by puke they puke themselves when they see someone doing it.\nA psychosis would be people just internalizing people are sick and they got it too. Like that House episode, but that wouldn't necessarily be because they are grossed out",
">\n\nSounds like norovirus. Scourge of cruise ships everywhere. Highly contagious. For this high a body count at once, it's got to be a cafeteria worker who didn't wash their hands.",
">\n\nWhy don't people wash their hands? Why?",
">\n\nYou’d think the last couple of years would have made at least some form of an impression…",
">\n\nIt’s like the people who believe we should keep getting sick to boost our immune system, and it’s like no I just keep getting sick!",
">\n\nDon’t get me wrong, I like time off work as much as the next bloke, but not when I’m sick, especially in bloody summer, for reference I’m in West Oz, we had 39°C today here in Perth, mate of mine is currently dealing with a chest infection and is not having a good time…",
">\n\nI hate that people think by being sick a lot I’m getting so much time off work, one I’m lucky to even get sick pay, and two I am not having fun! I am bedbound, struggling to look after myself and my home, and when I’m back to work I’ve got loads of work to catch up on, like it’s never fun and I’d rather not get sick!\nEdit: spelling mistakes!",
">\n\nPoor janitor",
">\n\nSeason 3 of American Vandal incoming?",
">\n\nExactly what I thought but it’s too similar to the last one I think (was it any good? It’s a great idea, that show, but the actual implementation is like… smiles at best, no laughs…for me anyway)",
">\n\nThis happened at summer camp 40 odd years ago, turned out the well was contaminated.",
">\n\nSomeone poisoned the waterhole!",
">\n\nThe watering hole? Whats so great about the watering hole?",
">\n\nI’ll SHOW you when we GET there.",
">\n\nAn elephant what!?",
">\n\nHow are we gonna ditch the dodo?",
">\n\nAmerican Vandal Season 3",
">\n\nWe back, boys. Lets gooo",
">\n\nSounds like someone didn't wear gloves while making lunch. Gave them the Norovirus.",
">\n\nI’ve had Norovirus twice, it was brutal. Wouldn’t wish it on anyone",
">\n\nAnd it spreads so fast.",
">\n\nExactly, and it’s one of the few things that’s very difficult to get rid of by just washing your hands with soap and water. \nI remember when I was in college, the school sent out an email that a few people who worked in the cafeteria kitchen had gotten it (this was after I had already had it twice), and I think I avoided the cafeteria for about two weeks. No way I was letting myself get it a third time",
">\n\nAll things considered, vomit is probably the best projectile to be in the headline relating to a US school.",
">\n\nUnderrated comment",
">\n\nThe school was putting on a play. It's called \"The Aristocrats.\"",
">\n\nWhile a gastrointestinal virus may be one possibility - FOX news viewers will want to consider the possibility of mass demonic possession taking place in sin city and interpret it as an omen of the end times.",
">\n\nEither that or it's because of drag queens and transgender folks. Time to ban all books in school.",
">\n\nWhich letters in the alphabet are evil?",
">\n\nMostly vowels and the letter N\n/s",
">\n\nI think we’d get by just fine without ‘x’",
">\n\nThis is exactly the point.",
">\n\nEggsactly.",
">\n\nDid someone get Boebert to cater something?",
">\n\nUnderrated (voted) comment!",
">\n\nMaybe they watched Gigli",
">\n\nTurkey time...",
">\n\nWhen I hear \"projectile vomiting\", I am reminded of this scene from Stand by Me.",
">\n\nThat was what I envisioned, too....",
">\n\nSounds like American Vandal is back on the menu boys!",
">\n\nDamn Turd Burglar.",
">\n\nI know school can be painfully boring, but I've never heard of an outbreak of school this bad before",
">\n\nAnd no one took a photo???",
">\n\nNorovirus can lay dormant without a host for about weeks. It's pretty much impervious to Lysol and only 15-20 spores will make you wish you were dead. That shit is contagious AF.\nI had it 18 months ago. Wouldn't wish it on my worst enemy.",
">\n\nI’d throw up if I lived in las Vegas to",
">\n\nCops were found sitting in the parking lot waiting for the whole thing to work itself out.",
">\n\nOk, where are the guys from \"American Vandel\"? We need to get the band back together.",
">\n\nAny politician will tell this is probably the result of having more than one egress point or not having armed teachers or something.",
">\n\n130 students got sick all at the same time in the same place. It was not a virus or something passed from person to person because they didn't wash their hands, it was something in the kitchen, something the kids were fed, and the school doesn't want to have to deal with it publicly because of lawsuits and repercussions. That's why the BS.",
">\n\nNoro from food contamination is the leading cause of food poisoning. Like over 70% last I read. It absolutely sounds like a virus.",
">\n\nI'll bet that this was the Wuhan spy balloon that spread chemtrails over them. \n/s",
">\n\nRacist climate change is the answer you’re looking for",
">\n\nHow many of those kids were forced to get vaccinated by Joe Biden?\n-Some \"expert\" on Fox News probably",
">\n\nIt feels a little like cheating to post Faux News articles on /r/nottheonion.",
">\n\nCordyceps",
">\n\nThe Chinese Spy balloon poisoned them!"
] |
>
Probably just a coincidence. | [
"Enteric diseases epidemiologist here. I investigate GI outbreaks for a state government. Folks that have said this sounds like norovirus are exactly right. \nNoro is the most common cause of acute gastroenteritis outbreaks by far, particularly in congregate settings like schools, long-term care facilities, prisons, etc. It is wonderfully “designed” to spread like wildfire: the infectious dose is insanely low, it’s found in the feces AND vomit of the infected, it’s not killed by hand sanitizer, it can live for a while on surfaces, and many disinfectants won’t kill it. About a hundred years ago (before the virus was discovered) it was called “winter vomiting syndrome” because cases and outbreaks increase markedly in the winter months and, you know, puking is involved. The timing and length of this annual peak differ a bit each year, but most cases and outbreaks occur between Novemberish and Marchish - aka norovirus season. In my state, our norovirus season has really picked up in the last two weeks.\nIf this were my investigation I’d assume norovirus unless A) the kids’ illnesses lasted say 4 to 6+ days instead of noro’s typical 1 or 2 days, B) a significant number of kids reported bloody diarrhea rather or other severe symptoms, or, C) there were some other compelling reason- for example, if the school was serving raw milk.\nYour typical layperson wants to blame the shits on the last thing they ate, but it’s almost never the last thing they ate. Most common GI pathogens take at least several hours to make people sick. Noro usually takes about 24 hours.\nThe article doesn’t have enough info for me to say what mode of transmission is likely. If most of these kids were sick on the same one/two days, foodborne would be likely. If cases were scattered over a few/several days, person-to-person or environmental transmission would be more likely. If it is foodborne then most likely someone in the kitchen worked while they were having diarrhea or within a couple days of recovering from diarrhea.\nNot mentioned in this article: it’d be super easy to test a couple of stool samples and find out the cause. It would take less than a day! The health department is probably working on it, but parents never want to give poops for school outbreaks. No idea why.",
">\n\nIn another article, it says that all 130 kids were vomiting simultaneously. Would that imply that it was environmental and not a virus? As in something airborne like an insecticide being sprayed incorrectly or a chemical leak?\n\nAccording to 8 News Now, all 130 students were lined up outside the Wayne N. Tanaka Elementary School health office on Jan. 27 as they experienced a wave of \"projectile vomiting.\"",
">\n\nThat sounds like mass psychogenic illness.",
">\n\nOr people being grossed out as well",
">\n\nIt goes deeper than that.",
">\n\nThat's what she said.\nNo, I mean some people are so grossed out by puke they puke themselves when they see someone doing it.\nA psychosis would be people just internalizing people are sick and they got it too. Like that House episode, but that wouldn't necessarily be because they are grossed out",
">\n\nSounds like norovirus. Scourge of cruise ships everywhere. Highly contagious. For this high a body count at once, it's got to be a cafeteria worker who didn't wash their hands.",
">\n\nWhy don't people wash their hands? Why?",
">\n\nYou’d think the last couple of years would have made at least some form of an impression…",
">\n\nIt’s like the people who believe we should keep getting sick to boost our immune system, and it’s like no I just keep getting sick!",
">\n\nDon’t get me wrong, I like time off work as much as the next bloke, but not when I’m sick, especially in bloody summer, for reference I’m in West Oz, we had 39°C today here in Perth, mate of mine is currently dealing with a chest infection and is not having a good time…",
">\n\nI hate that people think by being sick a lot I’m getting so much time off work, one I’m lucky to even get sick pay, and two I am not having fun! I am bedbound, struggling to look after myself and my home, and when I’m back to work I’ve got loads of work to catch up on, like it’s never fun and I’d rather not get sick!\nEdit: spelling mistakes!",
">\n\nPoor janitor",
">\n\nSeason 3 of American Vandal incoming?",
">\n\nExactly what I thought but it’s too similar to the last one I think (was it any good? It’s a great idea, that show, but the actual implementation is like… smiles at best, no laughs…for me anyway)",
">\n\nThis happened at summer camp 40 odd years ago, turned out the well was contaminated.",
">\n\nSomeone poisoned the waterhole!",
">\n\nThe watering hole? Whats so great about the watering hole?",
">\n\nI’ll SHOW you when we GET there.",
">\n\nAn elephant what!?",
">\n\nHow are we gonna ditch the dodo?",
">\n\nAmerican Vandal Season 3",
">\n\nWe back, boys. Lets gooo",
">\n\nSounds like someone didn't wear gloves while making lunch. Gave them the Norovirus.",
">\n\nI’ve had Norovirus twice, it was brutal. Wouldn’t wish it on anyone",
">\n\nAnd it spreads so fast.",
">\n\nExactly, and it’s one of the few things that’s very difficult to get rid of by just washing your hands with soap and water. \nI remember when I was in college, the school sent out an email that a few people who worked in the cafeteria kitchen had gotten it (this was after I had already had it twice), and I think I avoided the cafeteria for about two weeks. No way I was letting myself get it a third time",
">\n\nAll things considered, vomit is probably the best projectile to be in the headline relating to a US school.",
">\n\nUnderrated comment",
">\n\nThe school was putting on a play. It's called \"The Aristocrats.\"",
">\n\nWhile a gastrointestinal virus may be one possibility - FOX news viewers will want to consider the possibility of mass demonic possession taking place in sin city and interpret it as an omen of the end times.",
">\n\nEither that or it's because of drag queens and transgender folks. Time to ban all books in school.",
">\n\nWhich letters in the alphabet are evil?",
">\n\nMostly vowels and the letter N\n/s",
">\n\nI think we’d get by just fine without ‘x’",
">\n\nThis is exactly the point.",
">\n\nEggsactly.",
">\n\nDid someone get Boebert to cater something?",
">\n\nUnderrated (voted) comment!",
">\n\nMaybe they watched Gigli",
">\n\nTurkey time...",
">\n\nWhen I hear \"projectile vomiting\", I am reminded of this scene from Stand by Me.",
">\n\nThat was what I envisioned, too....",
">\n\nSounds like American Vandal is back on the menu boys!",
">\n\nDamn Turd Burglar.",
">\n\nI know school can be painfully boring, but I've never heard of an outbreak of school this bad before",
">\n\nAnd no one took a photo???",
">\n\nNorovirus can lay dormant without a host for about weeks. It's pretty much impervious to Lysol and only 15-20 spores will make you wish you were dead. That shit is contagious AF.\nI had it 18 months ago. Wouldn't wish it on my worst enemy.",
">\n\nI’d throw up if I lived in las Vegas to",
">\n\nCops were found sitting in the parking lot waiting for the whole thing to work itself out.",
">\n\nOk, where are the guys from \"American Vandel\"? We need to get the band back together.",
">\n\nAny politician will tell this is probably the result of having more than one egress point or not having armed teachers or something.",
">\n\n130 students got sick all at the same time in the same place. It was not a virus or something passed from person to person because they didn't wash their hands, it was something in the kitchen, something the kids were fed, and the school doesn't want to have to deal with it publicly because of lawsuits and repercussions. That's why the BS.",
">\n\nNoro from food contamination is the leading cause of food poisoning. Like over 70% last I read. It absolutely sounds like a virus.",
">\n\nI'll bet that this was the Wuhan spy balloon that spread chemtrails over them. \n/s",
">\n\nRacist climate change is the answer you’re looking for",
">\n\nHow many of those kids were forced to get vaccinated by Joe Biden?\n-Some \"expert\" on Fox News probably",
">\n\nIt feels a little like cheating to post Faux News articles on /r/nottheonion.",
">\n\nCordyceps",
">\n\nThe Chinese Spy balloon poisoned them!",
">\n\nAnswer is the prison food 3rd party they have hired for school lunch."
] |
>
Food poisoning. | [
"Enteric diseases epidemiologist here. I investigate GI outbreaks for a state government. Folks that have said this sounds like norovirus are exactly right. \nNoro is the most common cause of acute gastroenteritis outbreaks by far, particularly in congregate settings like schools, long-term care facilities, prisons, etc. It is wonderfully “designed” to spread like wildfire: the infectious dose is insanely low, it’s found in the feces AND vomit of the infected, it’s not killed by hand sanitizer, it can live for a while on surfaces, and many disinfectants won’t kill it. About a hundred years ago (before the virus was discovered) it was called “winter vomiting syndrome” because cases and outbreaks increase markedly in the winter months and, you know, puking is involved. The timing and length of this annual peak differ a bit each year, but most cases and outbreaks occur between Novemberish and Marchish - aka norovirus season. In my state, our norovirus season has really picked up in the last two weeks.\nIf this were my investigation I’d assume norovirus unless A) the kids’ illnesses lasted say 4 to 6+ days instead of noro’s typical 1 or 2 days, B) a significant number of kids reported bloody diarrhea rather or other severe symptoms, or, C) there were some other compelling reason- for example, if the school was serving raw milk.\nYour typical layperson wants to blame the shits on the last thing they ate, but it’s almost never the last thing they ate. Most common GI pathogens take at least several hours to make people sick. Noro usually takes about 24 hours.\nThe article doesn’t have enough info for me to say what mode of transmission is likely. If most of these kids were sick on the same one/two days, foodborne would be likely. If cases were scattered over a few/several days, person-to-person or environmental transmission would be more likely. If it is foodborne then most likely someone in the kitchen worked while they were having diarrhea or within a couple days of recovering from diarrhea.\nNot mentioned in this article: it’d be super easy to test a couple of stool samples and find out the cause. It would take less than a day! The health department is probably working on it, but parents never want to give poops for school outbreaks. No idea why.",
">\n\nIn another article, it says that all 130 kids were vomiting simultaneously. Would that imply that it was environmental and not a virus? As in something airborne like an insecticide being sprayed incorrectly or a chemical leak?\n\nAccording to 8 News Now, all 130 students were lined up outside the Wayne N. Tanaka Elementary School health office on Jan. 27 as they experienced a wave of \"projectile vomiting.\"",
">\n\nThat sounds like mass psychogenic illness.",
">\n\nOr people being grossed out as well",
">\n\nIt goes deeper than that.",
">\n\nThat's what she said.\nNo, I mean some people are so grossed out by puke they puke themselves when they see someone doing it.\nA psychosis would be people just internalizing people are sick and they got it too. Like that House episode, but that wouldn't necessarily be because they are grossed out",
">\n\nSounds like norovirus. Scourge of cruise ships everywhere. Highly contagious. For this high a body count at once, it's got to be a cafeteria worker who didn't wash their hands.",
">\n\nWhy don't people wash their hands? Why?",
">\n\nYou’d think the last couple of years would have made at least some form of an impression…",
">\n\nIt’s like the people who believe we should keep getting sick to boost our immune system, and it’s like no I just keep getting sick!",
">\n\nDon’t get me wrong, I like time off work as much as the next bloke, but not when I’m sick, especially in bloody summer, for reference I’m in West Oz, we had 39°C today here in Perth, mate of mine is currently dealing with a chest infection and is not having a good time…",
">\n\nI hate that people think by being sick a lot I’m getting so much time off work, one I’m lucky to even get sick pay, and two I am not having fun! I am bedbound, struggling to look after myself and my home, and when I’m back to work I’ve got loads of work to catch up on, like it’s never fun and I’d rather not get sick!\nEdit: spelling mistakes!",
">\n\nPoor janitor",
">\n\nSeason 3 of American Vandal incoming?",
">\n\nExactly what I thought but it’s too similar to the last one I think (was it any good? It’s a great idea, that show, but the actual implementation is like… smiles at best, no laughs…for me anyway)",
">\n\nThis happened at summer camp 40 odd years ago, turned out the well was contaminated.",
">\n\nSomeone poisoned the waterhole!",
">\n\nThe watering hole? Whats so great about the watering hole?",
">\n\nI’ll SHOW you when we GET there.",
">\n\nAn elephant what!?",
">\n\nHow are we gonna ditch the dodo?",
">\n\nAmerican Vandal Season 3",
">\n\nWe back, boys. Lets gooo",
">\n\nSounds like someone didn't wear gloves while making lunch. Gave them the Norovirus.",
">\n\nI’ve had Norovirus twice, it was brutal. Wouldn’t wish it on anyone",
">\n\nAnd it spreads so fast.",
">\n\nExactly, and it’s one of the few things that’s very difficult to get rid of by just washing your hands with soap and water. \nI remember when I was in college, the school sent out an email that a few people who worked in the cafeteria kitchen had gotten it (this was after I had already had it twice), and I think I avoided the cafeteria for about two weeks. No way I was letting myself get it a third time",
">\n\nAll things considered, vomit is probably the best projectile to be in the headline relating to a US school.",
">\n\nUnderrated comment",
">\n\nThe school was putting on a play. It's called \"The Aristocrats.\"",
">\n\nWhile a gastrointestinal virus may be one possibility - FOX news viewers will want to consider the possibility of mass demonic possession taking place in sin city and interpret it as an omen of the end times.",
">\n\nEither that or it's because of drag queens and transgender folks. Time to ban all books in school.",
">\n\nWhich letters in the alphabet are evil?",
">\n\nMostly vowels and the letter N\n/s",
">\n\nI think we’d get by just fine without ‘x’",
">\n\nThis is exactly the point.",
">\n\nEggsactly.",
">\n\nDid someone get Boebert to cater something?",
">\n\nUnderrated (voted) comment!",
">\n\nMaybe they watched Gigli",
">\n\nTurkey time...",
">\n\nWhen I hear \"projectile vomiting\", I am reminded of this scene from Stand by Me.",
">\n\nThat was what I envisioned, too....",
">\n\nSounds like American Vandal is back on the menu boys!",
">\n\nDamn Turd Burglar.",
">\n\nI know school can be painfully boring, but I've never heard of an outbreak of school this bad before",
">\n\nAnd no one took a photo???",
">\n\nNorovirus can lay dormant without a host for about weeks. It's pretty much impervious to Lysol and only 15-20 spores will make you wish you were dead. That shit is contagious AF.\nI had it 18 months ago. Wouldn't wish it on my worst enemy.",
">\n\nI’d throw up if I lived in las Vegas to",
">\n\nCops were found sitting in the parking lot waiting for the whole thing to work itself out.",
">\n\nOk, where are the guys from \"American Vandel\"? We need to get the band back together.",
">\n\nAny politician will tell this is probably the result of having more than one egress point or not having armed teachers or something.",
">\n\n130 students got sick all at the same time in the same place. It was not a virus or something passed from person to person because they didn't wash their hands, it was something in the kitchen, something the kids were fed, and the school doesn't want to have to deal with it publicly because of lawsuits and repercussions. That's why the BS.",
">\n\nNoro from food contamination is the leading cause of food poisoning. Like over 70% last I read. It absolutely sounds like a virus.",
">\n\nI'll bet that this was the Wuhan spy balloon that spread chemtrails over them. \n/s",
">\n\nRacist climate change is the answer you’re looking for",
">\n\nHow many of those kids were forced to get vaccinated by Joe Biden?\n-Some \"expert\" on Fox News probably",
">\n\nIt feels a little like cheating to post Faux News articles on /r/nottheonion.",
">\n\nCordyceps",
">\n\nThe Chinese Spy balloon poisoned them!",
">\n\nAnswer is the prison food 3rd party they have hired for school lunch.",
">\n\nProbably just a coincidence."
] |
>
It’s called drugs | [
"Enteric diseases epidemiologist here. I investigate GI outbreaks for a state government. Folks that have said this sounds like norovirus are exactly right. \nNoro is the most common cause of acute gastroenteritis outbreaks by far, particularly in congregate settings like schools, long-term care facilities, prisons, etc. It is wonderfully “designed” to spread like wildfire: the infectious dose is insanely low, it’s found in the feces AND vomit of the infected, it’s not killed by hand sanitizer, it can live for a while on surfaces, and many disinfectants won’t kill it. About a hundred years ago (before the virus was discovered) it was called “winter vomiting syndrome” because cases and outbreaks increase markedly in the winter months and, you know, puking is involved. The timing and length of this annual peak differ a bit each year, but most cases and outbreaks occur between Novemberish and Marchish - aka norovirus season. In my state, our norovirus season has really picked up in the last two weeks.\nIf this were my investigation I’d assume norovirus unless A) the kids’ illnesses lasted say 4 to 6+ days instead of noro’s typical 1 or 2 days, B) a significant number of kids reported bloody diarrhea rather or other severe symptoms, or, C) there were some other compelling reason- for example, if the school was serving raw milk.\nYour typical layperson wants to blame the shits on the last thing they ate, but it’s almost never the last thing they ate. Most common GI pathogens take at least several hours to make people sick. Noro usually takes about 24 hours.\nThe article doesn’t have enough info for me to say what mode of transmission is likely. If most of these kids were sick on the same one/two days, foodborne would be likely. If cases were scattered over a few/several days, person-to-person or environmental transmission would be more likely. If it is foodborne then most likely someone in the kitchen worked while they were having diarrhea or within a couple days of recovering from diarrhea.\nNot mentioned in this article: it’d be super easy to test a couple of stool samples and find out the cause. It would take less than a day! The health department is probably working on it, but parents never want to give poops for school outbreaks. No idea why.",
">\n\nIn another article, it says that all 130 kids were vomiting simultaneously. Would that imply that it was environmental and not a virus? As in something airborne like an insecticide being sprayed incorrectly or a chemical leak?\n\nAccording to 8 News Now, all 130 students were lined up outside the Wayne N. Tanaka Elementary School health office on Jan. 27 as they experienced a wave of \"projectile vomiting.\"",
">\n\nThat sounds like mass psychogenic illness.",
">\n\nOr people being grossed out as well",
">\n\nIt goes deeper than that.",
">\n\nThat's what she said.\nNo, I mean some people are so grossed out by puke they puke themselves when they see someone doing it.\nA psychosis would be people just internalizing people are sick and they got it too. Like that House episode, but that wouldn't necessarily be because they are grossed out",
">\n\nSounds like norovirus. Scourge of cruise ships everywhere. Highly contagious. For this high a body count at once, it's got to be a cafeteria worker who didn't wash their hands.",
">\n\nWhy don't people wash their hands? Why?",
">\n\nYou’d think the last couple of years would have made at least some form of an impression…",
">\n\nIt’s like the people who believe we should keep getting sick to boost our immune system, and it’s like no I just keep getting sick!",
">\n\nDon’t get me wrong, I like time off work as much as the next bloke, but not when I’m sick, especially in bloody summer, for reference I’m in West Oz, we had 39°C today here in Perth, mate of mine is currently dealing with a chest infection and is not having a good time…",
">\n\nI hate that people think by being sick a lot I’m getting so much time off work, one I’m lucky to even get sick pay, and two I am not having fun! I am bedbound, struggling to look after myself and my home, and when I’m back to work I’ve got loads of work to catch up on, like it’s never fun and I’d rather not get sick!\nEdit: spelling mistakes!",
">\n\nPoor janitor",
">\n\nSeason 3 of American Vandal incoming?",
">\n\nExactly what I thought but it’s too similar to the last one I think (was it any good? It’s a great idea, that show, but the actual implementation is like… smiles at best, no laughs…for me anyway)",
">\n\nThis happened at summer camp 40 odd years ago, turned out the well was contaminated.",
">\n\nSomeone poisoned the waterhole!",
">\n\nThe watering hole? Whats so great about the watering hole?",
">\n\nI’ll SHOW you when we GET there.",
">\n\nAn elephant what!?",
">\n\nHow are we gonna ditch the dodo?",
">\n\nAmerican Vandal Season 3",
">\n\nWe back, boys. Lets gooo",
">\n\nSounds like someone didn't wear gloves while making lunch. Gave them the Norovirus.",
">\n\nI’ve had Norovirus twice, it was brutal. Wouldn’t wish it on anyone",
">\n\nAnd it spreads so fast.",
">\n\nExactly, and it’s one of the few things that’s very difficult to get rid of by just washing your hands with soap and water. \nI remember when I was in college, the school sent out an email that a few people who worked in the cafeteria kitchen had gotten it (this was after I had already had it twice), and I think I avoided the cafeteria for about two weeks. No way I was letting myself get it a third time",
">\n\nAll things considered, vomit is probably the best projectile to be in the headline relating to a US school.",
">\n\nUnderrated comment",
">\n\nThe school was putting on a play. It's called \"The Aristocrats.\"",
">\n\nWhile a gastrointestinal virus may be one possibility - FOX news viewers will want to consider the possibility of mass demonic possession taking place in sin city and interpret it as an omen of the end times.",
">\n\nEither that or it's because of drag queens and transgender folks. Time to ban all books in school.",
">\n\nWhich letters in the alphabet are evil?",
">\n\nMostly vowels and the letter N\n/s",
">\n\nI think we’d get by just fine without ‘x’",
">\n\nThis is exactly the point.",
">\n\nEggsactly.",
">\n\nDid someone get Boebert to cater something?",
">\n\nUnderrated (voted) comment!",
">\n\nMaybe they watched Gigli",
">\n\nTurkey time...",
">\n\nWhen I hear \"projectile vomiting\", I am reminded of this scene from Stand by Me.",
">\n\nThat was what I envisioned, too....",
">\n\nSounds like American Vandal is back on the menu boys!",
">\n\nDamn Turd Burglar.",
">\n\nI know school can be painfully boring, but I've never heard of an outbreak of school this bad before",
">\n\nAnd no one took a photo???",
">\n\nNorovirus can lay dormant without a host for about weeks. It's pretty much impervious to Lysol and only 15-20 spores will make you wish you were dead. That shit is contagious AF.\nI had it 18 months ago. Wouldn't wish it on my worst enemy.",
">\n\nI’d throw up if I lived in las Vegas to",
">\n\nCops were found sitting in the parking lot waiting for the whole thing to work itself out.",
">\n\nOk, where are the guys from \"American Vandel\"? We need to get the band back together.",
">\n\nAny politician will tell this is probably the result of having more than one egress point or not having armed teachers or something.",
">\n\n130 students got sick all at the same time in the same place. It was not a virus or something passed from person to person because they didn't wash their hands, it was something in the kitchen, something the kids were fed, and the school doesn't want to have to deal with it publicly because of lawsuits and repercussions. That's why the BS.",
">\n\nNoro from food contamination is the leading cause of food poisoning. Like over 70% last I read. It absolutely sounds like a virus.",
">\n\nI'll bet that this was the Wuhan spy balloon that spread chemtrails over them. \n/s",
">\n\nRacist climate change is the answer you’re looking for",
">\n\nHow many of those kids were forced to get vaccinated by Joe Biden?\n-Some \"expert\" on Fox News probably",
">\n\nIt feels a little like cheating to post Faux News articles on /r/nottheonion.",
">\n\nCordyceps",
">\n\nThe Chinese Spy balloon poisoned them!",
">\n\nAnswer is the prison food 3rd party they have hired for school lunch.",
">\n\nProbably just a coincidence.",
">\n\nFood poisoning."
] |
>
I experienced this once when, on St. Patrick's Day, the school cafeteria added green food coloring to the peanut butter for sandwiches. The disgusting color caused some kids to start vomiting and then many more followed in some sort of mass hysteria event. Ultimately, I think the aroma of vomit became the driving force in the cafeteria-cum-vomitorium. | [
"Enteric diseases epidemiologist here. I investigate GI outbreaks for a state government. Folks that have said this sounds like norovirus are exactly right. \nNoro is the most common cause of acute gastroenteritis outbreaks by far, particularly in congregate settings like schools, long-term care facilities, prisons, etc. It is wonderfully “designed” to spread like wildfire: the infectious dose is insanely low, it’s found in the feces AND vomit of the infected, it’s not killed by hand sanitizer, it can live for a while on surfaces, and many disinfectants won’t kill it. About a hundred years ago (before the virus was discovered) it was called “winter vomiting syndrome” because cases and outbreaks increase markedly in the winter months and, you know, puking is involved. The timing and length of this annual peak differ a bit each year, but most cases and outbreaks occur between Novemberish and Marchish - aka norovirus season. In my state, our norovirus season has really picked up in the last two weeks.\nIf this were my investigation I’d assume norovirus unless A) the kids’ illnesses lasted say 4 to 6+ days instead of noro’s typical 1 or 2 days, B) a significant number of kids reported bloody diarrhea rather or other severe symptoms, or, C) there were some other compelling reason- for example, if the school was serving raw milk.\nYour typical layperson wants to blame the shits on the last thing they ate, but it’s almost never the last thing they ate. Most common GI pathogens take at least several hours to make people sick. Noro usually takes about 24 hours.\nThe article doesn’t have enough info for me to say what mode of transmission is likely. If most of these kids were sick on the same one/two days, foodborne would be likely. If cases were scattered over a few/several days, person-to-person or environmental transmission would be more likely. If it is foodborne then most likely someone in the kitchen worked while they were having diarrhea or within a couple days of recovering from diarrhea.\nNot mentioned in this article: it’d be super easy to test a couple of stool samples and find out the cause. It would take less than a day! The health department is probably working on it, but parents never want to give poops for school outbreaks. No idea why.",
">\n\nIn another article, it says that all 130 kids were vomiting simultaneously. Would that imply that it was environmental and not a virus? As in something airborne like an insecticide being sprayed incorrectly or a chemical leak?\n\nAccording to 8 News Now, all 130 students were lined up outside the Wayne N. Tanaka Elementary School health office on Jan. 27 as they experienced a wave of \"projectile vomiting.\"",
">\n\nThat sounds like mass psychogenic illness.",
">\n\nOr people being grossed out as well",
">\n\nIt goes deeper than that.",
">\n\nThat's what she said.\nNo, I mean some people are so grossed out by puke they puke themselves when they see someone doing it.\nA psychosis would be people just internalizing people are sick and they got it too. Like that House episode, but that wouldn't necessarily be because they are grossed out",
">\n\nSounds like norovirus. Scourge of cruise ships everywhere. Highly contagious. For this high a body count at once, it's got to be a cafeteria worker who didn't wash their hands.",
">\n\nWhy don't people wash their hands? Why?",
">\n\nYou’d think the last couple of years would have made at least some form of an impression…",
">\n\nIt’s like the people who believe we should keep getting sick to boost our immune system, and it’s like no I just keep getting sick!",
">\n\nDon’t get me wrong, I like time off work as much as the next bloke, but not when I’m sick, especially in bloody summer, for reference I’m in West Oz, we had 39°C today here in Perth, mate of mine is currently dealing with a chest infection and is not having a good time…",
">\n\nI hate that people think by being sick a lot I’m getting so much time off work, one I’m lucky to even get sick pay, and two I am not having fun! I am bedbound, struggling to look after myself and my home, and when I’m back to work I’ve got loads of work to catch up on, like it’s never fun and I’d rather not get sick!\nEdit: spelling mistakes!",
">\n\nPoor janitor",
">\n\nSeason 3 of American Vandal incoming?",
">\n\nExactly what I thought but it’s too similar to the last one I think (was it any good? It’s a great idea, that show, but the actual implementation is like… smiles at best, no laughs…for me anyway)",
">\n\nThis happened at summer camp 40 odd years ago, turned out the well was contaminated.",
">\n\nSomeone poisoned the waterhole!",
">\n\nThe watering hole? Whats so great about the watering hole?",
">\n\nI’ll SHOW you when we GET there.",
">\n\nAn elephant what!?",
">\n\nHow are we gonna ditch the dodo?",
">\n\nAmerican Vandal Season 3",
">\n\nWe back, boys. Lets gooo",
">\n\nSounds like someone didn't wear gloves while making lunch. Gave them the Norovirus.",
">\n\nI’ve had Norovirus twice, it was brutal. Wouldn’t wish it on anyone",
">\n\nAnd it spreads so fast.",
">\n\nExactly, and it’s one of the few things that’s very difficult to get rid of by just washing your hands with soap and water. \nI remember when I was in college, the school sent out an email that a few people who worked in the cafeteria kitchen had gotten it (this was after I had already had it twice), and I think I avoided the cafeteria for about two weeks. No way I was letting myself get it a third time",
">\n\nAll things considered, vomit is probably the best projectile to be in the headline relating to a US school.",
">\n\nUnderrated comment",
">\n\nThe school was putting on a play. It's called \"The Aristocrats.\"",
">\n\nWhile a gastrointestinal virus may be one possibility - FOX news viewers will want to consider the possibility of mass demonic possession taking place in sin city and interpret it as an omen of the end times.",
">\n\nEither that or it's because of drag queens and transgender folks. Time to ban all books in school.",
">\n\nWhich letters in the alphabet are evil?",
">\n\nMostly vowels and the letter N\n/s",
">\n\nI think we’d get by just fine without ‘x’",
">\n\nThis is exactly the point.",
">\n\nEggsactly.",
">\n\nDid someone get Boebert to cater something?",
">\n\nUnderrated (voted) comment!",
">\n\nMaybe they watched Gigli",
">\n\nTurkey time...",
">\n\nWhen I hear \"projectile vomiting\", I am reminded of this scene from Stand by Me.",
">\n\nThat was what I envisioned, too....",
">\n\nSounds like American Vandal is back on the menu boys!",
">\n\nDamn Turd Burglar.",
">\n\nI know school can be painfully boring, but I've never heard of an outbreak of school this bad before",
">\n\nAnd no one took a photo???",
">\n\nNorovirus can lay dormant without a host for about weeks. It's pretty much impervious to Lysol and only 15-20 spores will make you wish you were dead. That shit is contagious AF.\nI had it 18 months ago. Wouldn't wish it on my worst enemy.",
">\n\nI’d throw up if I lived in las Vegas to",
">\n\nCops were found sitting in the parking lot waiting for the whole thing to work itself out.",
">\n\nOk, where are the guys from \"American Vandel\"? We need to get the band back together.",
">\n\nAny politician will tell this is probably the result of having more than one egress point or not having armed teachers or something.",
">\n\n130 students got sick all at the same time in the same place. It was not a virus or something passed from person to person because they didn't wash their hands, it was something in the kitchen, something the kids were fed, and the school doesn't want to have to deal with it publicly because of lawsuits and repercussions. That's why the BS.",
">\n\nNoro from food contamination is the leading cause of food poisoning. Like over 70% last I read. It absolutely sounds like a virus.",
">\n\nI'll bet that this was the Wuhan spy balloon that spread chemtrails over them. \n/s",
">\n\nRacist climate change is the answer you’re looking for",
">\n\nHow many of those kids were forced to get vaccinated by Joe Biden?\n-Some \"expert\" on Fox News probably",
">\n\nIt feels a little like cheating to post Faux News articles on /r/nottheonion.",
">\n\nCordyceps",
">\n\nThe Chinese Spy balloon poisoned them!",
">\n\nAnswer is the prison food 3rd party they have hired for school lunch.",
">\n\nProbably just a coincidence.",
">\n\nFood poisoning.",
">\n\nIt’s called drugs"
] |
>
Glancing at this headline I reflexively thought it was yet another school shooting | [
"Enteric diseases epidemiologist here. I investigate GI outbreaks for a state government. Folks that have said this sounds like norovirus are exactly right. \nNoro is the most common cause of acute gastroenteritis outbreaks by far, particularly in congregate settings like schools, long-term care facilities, prisons, etc. It is wonderfully “designed” to spread like wildfire: the infectious dose is insanely low, it’s found in the feces AND vomit of the infected, it’s not killed by hand sanitizer, it can live for a while on surfaces, and many disinfectants won’t kill it. About a hundred years ago (before the virus was discovered) it was called “winter vomiting syndrome” because cases and outbreaks increase markedly in the winter months and, you know, puking is involved. The timing and length of this annual peak differ a bit each year, but most cases and outbreaks occur between Novemberish and Marchish - aka norovirus season. In my state, our norovirus season has really picked up in the last two weeks.\nIf this were my investigation I’d assume norovirus unless A) the kids’ illnesses lasted say 4 to 6+ days instead of noro’s typical 1 or 2 days, B) a significant number of kids reported bloody diarrhea rather or other severe symptoms, or, C) there were some other compelling reason- for example, if the school was serving raw milk.\nYour typical layperson wants to blame the shits on the last thing they ate, but it’s almost never the last thing they ate. Most common GI pathogens take at least several hours to make people sick. Noro usually takes about 24 hours.\nThe article doesn’t have enough info for me to say what mode of transmission is likely. If most of these kids were sick on the same one/two days, foodborne would be likely. If cases were scattered over a few/several days, person-to-person or environmental transmission would be more likely. If it is foodborne then most likely someone in the kitchen worked while they were having diarrhea or within a couple days of recovering from diarrhea.\nNot mentioned in this article: it’d be super easy to test a couple of stool samples and find out the cause. It would take less than a day! The health department is probably working on it, but parents never want to give poops for school outbreaks. No idea why.",
">\n\nIn another article, it says that all 130 kids were vomiting simultaneously. Would that imply that it was environmental and not a virus? As in something airborne like an insecticide being sprayed incorrectly or a chemical leak?\n\nAccording to 8 News Now, all 130 students were lined up outside the Wayne N. Tanaka Elementary School health office on Jan. 27 as they experienced a wave of \"projectile vomiting.\"",
">\n\nThat sounds like mass psychogenic illness.",
">\n\nOr people being grossed out as well",
">\n\nIt goes deeper than that.",
">\n\nThat's what she said.\nNo, I mean some people are so grossed out by puke they puke themselves when they see someone doing it.\nA psychosis would be people just internalizing people are sick and they got it too. Like that House episode, but that wouldn't necessarily be because they are grossed out",
">\n\nSounds like norovirus. Scourge of cruise ships everywhere. Highly contagious. For this high a body count at once, it's got to be a cafeteria worker who didn't wash their hands.",
">\n\nWhy don't people wash their hands? Why?",
">\n\nYou’d think the last couple of years would have made at least some form of an impression…",
">\n\nIt’s like the people who believe we should keep getting sick to boost our immune system, and it’s like no I just keep getting sick!",
">\n\nDon’t get me wrong, I like time off work as much as the next bloke, but not when I’m sick, especially in bloody summer, for reference I’m in West Oz, we had 39°C today here in Perth, mate of mine is currently dealing with a chest infection and is not having a good time…",
">\n\nI hate that people think by being sick a lot I’m getting so much time off work, one I’m lucky to even get sick pay, and two I am not having fun! I am bedbound, struggling to look after myself and my home, and when I’m back to work I’ve got loads of work to catch up on, like it’s never fun and I’d rather not get sick!\nEdit: spelling mistakes!",
">\n\nPoor janitor",
">\n\nSeason 3 of American Vandal incoming?",
">\n\nExactly what I thought but it’s too similar to the last one I think (was it any good? It’s a great idea, that show, but the actual implementation is like… smiles at best, no laughs…for me anyway)",
">\n\nThis happened at summer camp 40 odd years ago, turned out the well was contaminated.",
">\n\nSomeone poisoned the waterhole!",
">\n\nThe watering hole? Whats so great about the watering hole?",
">\n\nI’ll SHOW you when we GET there.",
">\n\nAn elephant what!?",
">\n\nHow are we gonna ditch the dodo?",
">\n\nAmerican Vandal Season 3",
">\n\nWe back, boys. Lets gooo",
">\n\nSounds like someone didn't wear gloves while making lunch. Gave them the Norovirus.",
">\n\nI’ve had Norovirus twice, it was brutal. Wouldn’t wish it on anyone",
">\n\nAnd it spreads so fast.",
">\n\nExactly, and it’s one of the few things that’s very difficult to get rid of by just washing your hands with soap and water. \nI remember when I was in college, the school sent out an email that a few people who worked in the cafeteria kitchen had gotten it (this was after I had already had it twice), and I think I avoided the cafeteria for about two weeks. No way I was letting myself get it a third time",
">\n\nAll things considered, vomit is probably the best projectile to be in the headline relating to a US school.",
">\n\nUnderrated comment",
">\n\nThe school was putting on a play. It's called \"The Aristocrats.\"",
">\n\nWhile a gastrointestinal virus may be one possibility - FOX news viewers will want to consider the possibility of mass demonic possession taking place in sin city and interpret it as an omen of the end times.",
">\n\nEither that or it's because of drag queens and transgender folks. Time to ban all books in school.",
">\n\nWhich letters in the alphabet are evil?",
">\n\nMostly vowels and the letter N\n/s",
">\n\nI think we’d get by just fine without ‘x’",
">\n\nThis is exactly the point.",
">\n\nEggsactly.",
">\n\nDid someone get Boebert to cater something?",
">\n\nUnderrated (voted) comment!",
">\n\nMaybe they watched Gigli",
">\n\nTurkey time...",
">\n\nWhen I hear \"projectile vomiting\", I am reminded of this scene from Stand by Me.",
">\n\nThat was what I envisioned, too....",
">\n\nSounds like American Vandal is back on the menu boys!",
">\n\nDamn Turd Burglar.",
">\n\nI know school can be painfully boring, but I've never heard of an outbreak of school this bad before",
">\n\nAnd no one took a photo???",
">\n\nNorovirus can lay dormant without a host for about weeks. It's pretty much impervious to Lysol and only 15-20 spores will make you wish you were dead. That shit is contagious AF.\nI had it 18 months ago. Wouldn't wish it on my worst enemy.",
">\n\nI’d throw up if I lived in las Vegas to",
">\n\nCops were found sitting in the parking lot waiting for the whole thing to work itself out.",
">\n\nOk, where are the guys from \"American Vandel\"? We need to get the band back together.",
">\n\nAny politician will tell this is probably the result of having more than one egress point or not having armed teachers or something.",
">\n\n130 students got sick all at the same time in the same place. It was not a virus or something passed from person to person because they didn't wash their hands, it was something in the kitchen, something the kids were fed, and the school doesn't want to have to deal with it publicly because of lawsuits and repercussions. That's why the BS.",
">\n\nNoro from food contamination is the leading cause of food poisoning. Like over 70% last I read. It absolutely sounds like a virus.",
">\n\nI'll bet that this was the Wuhan spy balloon that spread chemtrails over them. \n/s",
">\n\nRacist climate change is the answer you’re looking for",
">\n\nHow many of those kids were forced to get vaccinated by Joe Biden?\n-Some \"expert\" on Fox News probably",
">\n\nIt feels a little like cheating to post Faux News articles on /r/nottheonion.",
">\n\nCordyceps",
">\n\nThe Chinese Spy balloon poisoned them!",
">\n\nAnswer is the prison food 3rd party they have hired for school lunch.",
">\n\nProbably just a coincidence.",
">\n\nFood poisoning.",
">\n\nIt’s called drugs",
">\n\nI experienced this once when, on St. Patrick's Day, the school cafeteria added green food coloring to the peanut butter for sandwiches. The disgusting color caused some kids to start vomiting and then many more followed in some sort of mass hysteria event. Ultimately, I think the aroma of vomit became the driving force in the cafeteria-cum-vomitorium."
] |
>
usually food poison or toxic gas | [
"Enteric diseases epidemiologist here. I investigate GI outbreaks for a state government. Folks that have said this sounds like norovirus are exactly right. \nNoro is the most common cause of acute gastroenteritis outbreaks by far, particularly in congregate settings like schools, long-term care facilities, prisons, etc. It is wonderfully “designed” to spread like wildfire: the infectious dose is insanely low, it’s found in the feces AND vomit of the infected, it’s not killed by hand sanitizer, it can live for a while on surfaces, and many disinfectants won’t kill it. About a hundred years ago (before the virus was discovered) it was called “winter vomiting syndrome” because cases and outbreaks increase markedly in the winter months and, you know, puking is involved. The timing and length of this annual peak differ a bit each year, but most cases and outbreaks occur between Novemberish and Marchish - aka norovirus season. In my state, our norovirus season has really picked up in the last two weeks.\nIf this were my investigation I’d assume norovirus unless A) the kids’ illnesses lasted say 4 to 6+ days instead of noro’s typical 1 or 2 days, B) a significant number of kids reported bloody diarrhea rather or other severe symptoms, or, C) there were some other compelling reason- for example, if the school was serving raw milk.\nYour typical layperson wants to blame the shits on the last thing they ate, but it’s almost never the last thing they ate. Most common GI pathogens take at least several hours to make people sick. Noro usually takes about 24 hours.\nThe article doesn’t have enough info for me to say what mode of transmission is likely. If most of these kids were sick on the same one/two days, foodborne would be likely. If cases were scattered over a few/several days, person-to-person or environmental transmission would be more likely. If it is foodborne then most likely someone in the kitchen worked while they were having diarrhea or within a couple days of recovering from diarrhea.\nNot mentioned in this article: it’d be super easy to test a couple of stool samples and find out the cause. It would take less than a day! The health department is probably working on it, but parents never want to give poops for school outbreaks. No idea why.",
">\n\nIn another article, it says that all 130 kids were vomiting simultaneously. Would that imply that it was environmental and not a virus? As in something airborne like an insecticide being sprayed incorrectly or a chemical leak?\n\nAccording to 8 News Now, all 130 students were lined up outside the Wayne N. Tanaka Elementary School health office on Jan. 27 as they experienced a wave of \"projectile vomiting.\"",
">\n\nThat sounds like mass psychogenic illness.",
">\n\nOr people being grossed out as well",
">\n\nIt goes deeper than that.",
">\n\nThat's what she said.\nNo, I mean some people are so grossed out by puke they puke themselves when they see someone doing it.\nA psychosis would be people just internalizing people are sick and they got it too. Like that House episode, but that wouldn't necessarily be because they are grossed out",
">\n\nSounds like norovirus. Scourge of cruise ships everywhere. Highly contagious. For this high a body count at once, it's got to be a cafeteria worker who didn't wash their hands.",
">\n\nWhy don't people wash their hands? Why?",
">\n\nYou’d think the last couple of years would have made at least some form of an impression…",
">\n\nIt’s like the people who believe we should keep getting sick to boost our immune system, and it’s like no I just keep getting sick!",
">\n\nDon’t get me wrong, I like time off work as much as the next bloke, but not when I’m sick, especially in bloody summer, for reference I’m in West Oz, we had 39°C today here in Perth, mate of mine is currently dealing with a chest infection and is not having a good time…",
">\n\nI hate that people think by being sick a lot I’m getting so much time off work, one I’m lucky to even get sick pay, and two I am not having fun! I am bedbound, struggling to look after myself and my home, and when I’m back to work I’ve got loads of work to catch up on, like it’s never fun and I’d rather not get sick!\nEdit: spelling mistakes!",
">\n\nPoor janitor",
">\n\nSeason 3 of American Vandal incoming?",
">\n\nExactly what I thought but it’s too similar to the last one I think (was it any good? It’s a great idea, that show, but the actual implementation is like… smiles at best, no laughs…for me anyway)",
">\n\nThis happened at summer camp 40 odd years ago, turned out the well was contaminated.",
">\n\nSomeone poisoned the waterhole!",
">\n\nThe watering hole? Whats so great about the watering hole?",
">\n\nI’ll SHOW you when we GET there.",
">\n\nAn elephant what!?",
">\n\nHow are we gonna ditch the dodo?",
">\n\nAmerican Vandal Season 3",
">\n\nWe back, boys. Lets gooo",
">\n\nSounds like someone didn't wear gloves while making lunch. Gave them the Norovirus.",
">\n\nI’ve had Norovirus twice, it was brutal. Wouldn’t wish it on anyone",
">\n\nAnd it spreads so fast.",
">\n\nExactly, and it’s one of the few things that’s very difficult to get rid of by just washing your hands with soap and water. \nI remember when I was in college, the school sent out an email that a few people who worked in the cafeteria kitchen had gotten it (this was after I had already had it twice), and I think I avoided the cafeteria for about two weeks. No way I was letting myself get it a third time",
">\n\nAll things considered, vomit is probably the best projectile to be in the headline relating to a US school.",
">\n\nUnderrated comment",
">\n\nThe school was putting on a play. It's called \"The Aristocrats.\"",
">\n\nWhile a gastrointestinal virus may be one possibility - FOX news viewers will want to consider the possibility of mass demonic possession taking place in sin city and interpret it as an omen of the end times.",
">\n\nEither that or it's because of drag queens and transgender folks. Time to ban all books in school.",
">\n\nWhich letters in the alphabet are evil?",
">\n\nMostly vowels and the letter N\n/s",
">\n\nI think we’d get by just fine without ‘x’",
">\n\nThis is exactly the point.",
">\n\nEggsactly.",
">\n\nDid someone get Boebert to cater something?",
">\n\nUnderrated (voted) comment!",
">\n\nMaybe they watched Gigli",
">\n\nTurkey time...",
">\n\nWhen I hear \"projectile vomiting\", I am reminded of this scene from Stand by Me.",
">\n\nThat was what I envisioned, too....",
">\n\nSounds like American Vandal is back on the menu boys!",
">\n\nDamn Turd Burglar.",
">\n\nI know school can be painfully boring, but I've never heard of an outbreak of school this bad before",
">\n\nAnd no one took a photo???",
">\n\nNorovirus can lay dormant without a host for about weeks. It's pretty much impervious to Lysol and only 15-20 spores will make you wish you were dead. That shit is contagious AF.\nI had it 18 months ago. Wouldn't wish it on my worst enemy.",
">\n\nI’d throw up if I lived in las Vegas to",
">\n\nCops were found sitting in the parking lot waiting for the whole thing to work itself out.",
">\n\nOk, where are the guys from \"American Vandel\"? We need to get the band back together.",
">\n\nAny politician will tell this is probably the result of having more than one egress point or not having armed teachers or something.",
">\n\n130 students got sick all at the same time in the same place. It was not a virus or something passed from person to person because they didn't wash their hands, it was something in the kitchen, something the kids were fed, and the school doesn't want to have to deal with it publicly because of lawsuits and repercussions. That's why the BS.",
">\n\nNoro from food contamination is the leading cause of food poisoning. Like over 70% last I read. It absolutely sounds like a virus.",
">\n\nI'll bet that this was the Wuhan spy balloon that spread chemtrails over them. \n/s",
">\n\nRacist climate change is the answer you’re looking for",
">\n\nHow many of those kids were forced to get vaccinated by Joe Biden?\n-Some \"expert\" on Fox News probably",
">\n\nIt feels a little like cheating to post Faux News articles on /r/nottheonion.",
">\n\nCordyceps",
">\n\nThe Chinese Spy balloon poisoned them!",
">\n\nAnswer is the prison food 3rd party they have hired for school lunch.",
">\n\nProbably just a coincidence.",
">\n\nFood poisoning.",
">\n\nIt’s called drugs",
">\n\nI experienced this once when, on St. Patrick's Day, the school cafeteria added green food coloring to the peanut butter for sandwiches. The disgusting color caused some kids to start vomiting and then many more followed in some sort of mass hysteria event. Ultimately, I think the aroma of vomit became the driving force in the cafeteria-cum-vomitorium.",
">\n\nGlancing at this headline I reflexively thought it was yet another school shooting"
] |
>
The Last of Us | [
"Enteric diseases epidemiologist here. I investigate GI outbreaks for a state government. Folks that have said this sounds like norovirus are exactly right. \nNoro is the most common cause of acute gastroenteritis outbreaks by far, particularly in congregate settings like schools, long-term care facilities, prisons, etc. It is wonderfully “designed” to spread like wildfire: the infectious dose is insanely low, it’s found in the feces AND vomit of the infected, it’s not killed by hand sanitizer, it can live for a while on surfaces, and many disinfectants won’t kill it. About a hundred years ago (before the virus was discovered) it was called “winter vomiting syndrome” because cases and outbreaks increase markedly in the winter months and, you know, puking is involved. The timing and length of this annual peak differ a bit each year, but most cases and outbreaks occur between Novemberish and Marchish - aka norovirus season. In my state, our norovirus season has really picked up in the last two weeks.\nIf this were my investigation I’d assume norovirus unless A) the kids’ illnesses lasted say 4 to 6+ days instead of noro’s typical 1 or 2 days, B) a significant number of kids reported bloody diarrhea rather or other severe symptoms, or, C) there were some other compelling reason- for example, if the school was serving raw milk.\nYour typical layperson wants to blame the shits on the last thing they ate, but it’s almost never the last thing they ate. Most common GI pathogens take at least several hours to make people sick. Noro usually takes about 24 hours.\nThe article doesn’t have enough info for me to say what mode of transmission is likely. If most of these kids were sick on the same one/two days, foodborne would be likely. If cases were scattered over a few/several days, person-to-person or environmental transmission would be more likely. If it is foodborne then most likely someone in the kitchen worked while they were having diarrhea or within a couple days of recovering from diarrhea.\nNot mentioned in this article: it’d be super easy to test a couple of stool samples and find out the cause. It would take less than a day! The health department is probably working on it, but parents never want to give poops for school outbreaks. No idea why.",
">\n\nIn another article, it says that all 130 kids were vomiting simultaneously. Would that imply that it was environmental and not a virus? As in something airborne like an insecticide being sprayed incorrectly or a chemical leak?\n\nAccording to 8 News Now, all 130 students were lined up outside the Wayne N. Tanaka Elementary School health office on Jan. 27 as they experienced a wave of \"projectile vomiting.\"",
">\n\nThat sounds like mass psychogenic illness.",
">\n\nOr people being grossed out as well",
">\n\nIt goes deeper than that.",
">\n\nThat's what she said.\nNo, I mean some people are so grossed out by puke they puke themselves when they see someone doing it.\nA psychosis would be people just internalizing people are sick and they got it too. Like that House episode, but that wouldn't necessarily be because they are grossed out",
">\n\nSounds like norovirus. Scourge of cruise ships everywhere. Highly contagious. For this high a body count at once, it's got to be a cafeteria worker who didn't wash their hands.",
">\n\nWhy don't people wash their hands? Why?",
">\n\nYou’d think the last couple of years would have made at least some form of an impression…",
">\n\nIt’s like the people who believe we should keep getting sick to boost our immune system, and it’s like no I just keep getting sick!",
">\n\nDon’t get me wrong, I like time off work as much as the next bloke, but not when I’m sick, especially in bloody summer, for reference I’m in West Oz, we had 39°C today here in Perth, mate of mine is currently dealing with a chest infection and is not having a good time…",
">\n\nI hate that people think by being sick a lot I’m getting so much time off work, one I’m lucky to even get sick pay, and two I am not having fun! I am bedbound, struggling to look after myself and my home, and when I’m back to work I’ve got loads of work to catch up on, like it’s never fun and I’d rather not get sick!\nEdit: spelling mistakes!",
">\n\nPoor janitor",
">\n\nSeason 3 of American Vandal incoming?",
">\n\nExactly what I thought but it’s too similar to the last one I think (was it any good? It’s a great idea, that show, but the actual implementation is like… smiles at best, no laughs…for me anyway)",
">\n\nThis happened at summer camp 40 odd years ago, turned out the well was contaminated.",
">\n\nSomeone poisoned the waterhole!",
">\n\nThe watering hole? Whats so great about the watering hole?",
">\n\nI’ll SHOW you when we GET there.",
">\n\nAn elephant what!?",
">\n\nHow are we gonna ditch the dodo?",
">\n\nAmerican Vandal Season 3",
">\n\nWe back, boys. Lets gooo",
">\n\nSounds like someone didn't wear gloves while making lunch. Gave them the Norovirus.",
">\n\nI’ve had Norovirus twice, it was brutal. Wouldn’t wish it on anyone",
">\n\nAnd it spreads so fast.",
">\n\nExactly, and it’s one of the few things that’s very difficult to get rid of by just washing your hands with soap and water. \nI remember when I was in college, the school sent out an email that a few people who worked in the cafeteria kitchen had gotten it (this was after I had already had it twice), and I think I avoided the cafeteria for about two weeks. No way I was letting myself get it a third time",
">\n\nAll things considered, vomit is probably the best projectile to be in the headline relating to a US school.",
">\n\nUnderrated comment",
">\n\nThe school was putting on a play. It's called \"The Aristocrats.\"",
">\n\nWhile a gastrointestinal virus may be one possibility - FOX news viewers will want to consider the possibility of mass demonic possession taking place in sin city and interpret it as an omen of the end times.",
">\n\nEither that or it's because of drag queens and transgender folks. Time to ban all books in school.",
">\n\nWhich letters in the alphabet are evil?",
">\n\nMostly vowels and the letter N\n/s",
">\n\nI think we’d get by just fine without ‘x’",
">\n\nThis is exactly the point.",
">\n\nEggsactly.",
">\n\nDid someone get Boebert to cater something?",
">\n\nUnderrated (voted) comment!",
">\n\nMaybe they watched Gigli",
">\n\nTurkey time...",
">\n\nWhen I hear \"projectile vomiting\", I am reminded of this scene from Stand by Me.",
">\n\nThat was what I envisioned, too....",
">\n\nSounds like American Vandal is back on the menu boys!",
">\n\nDamn Turd Burglar.",
">\n\nI know school can be painfully boring, but I've never heard of an outbreak of school this bad before",
">\n\nAnd no one took a photo???",
">\n\nNorovirus can lay dormant without a host for about weeks. It's pretty much impervious to Lysol and only 15-20 spores will make you wish you were dead. That shit is contagious AF.\nI had it 18 months ago. Wouldn't wish it on my worst enemy.",
">\n\nI’d throw up if I lived in las Vegas to",
">\n\nCops were found sitting in the parking lot waiting for the whole thing to work itself out.",
">\n\nOk, where are the guys from \"American Vandel\"? We need to get the band back together.",
">\n\nAny politician will tell this is probably the result of having more than one egress point or not having armed teachers or something.",
">\n\n130 students got sick all at the same time in the same place. It was not a virus or something passed from person to person because they didn't wash their hands, it was something in the kitchen, something the kids were fed, and the school doesn't want to have to deal with it publicly because of lawsuits and repercussions. That's why the BS.",
">\n\nNoro from food contamination is the leading cause of food poisoning. Like over 70% last I read. It absolutely sounds like a virus.",
">\n\nI'll bet that this was the Wuhan spy balloon that spread chemtrails over them. \n/s",
">\n\nRacist climate change is the answer you’re looking for",
">\n\nHow many of those kids were forced to get vaccinated by Joe Biden?\n-Some \"expert\" on Fox News probably",
">\n\nIt feels a little like cheating to post Faux News articles on /r/nottheonion.",
">\n\nCordyceps",
">\n\nThe Chinese Spy balloon poisoned them!",
">\n\nAnswer is the prison food 3rd party they have hired for school lunch.",
">\n\nProbably just a coincidence.",
">\n\nFood poisoning.",
">\n\nIt’s called drugs",
">\n\nI experienced this once when, on St. Patrick's Day, the school cafeteria added green food coloring to the peanut butter for sandwiches. The disgusting color caused some kids to start vomiting and then many more followed in some sort of mass hysteria event. Ultimately, I think the aroma of vomit became the driving force in the cafeteria-cum-vomitorium.",
">\n\nGlancing at this headline I reflexively thought it was yet another school shooting",
">\n\nusually food poison or toxic gas"
] |
>
Is this sounding like what Chunk caused at the movie theater in Goonies? | [
"Enteric diseases epidemiologist here. I investigate GI outbreaks for a state government. Folks that have said this sounds like norovirus are exactly right. \nNoro is the most common cause of acute gastroenteritis outbreaks by far, particularly in congregate settings like schools, long-term care facilities, prisons, etc. It is wonderfully “designed” to spread like wildfire: the infectious dose is insanely low, it’s found in the feces AND vomit of the infected, it’s not killed by hand sanitizer, it can live for a while on surfaces, and many disinfectants won’t kill it. About a hundred years ago (before the virus was discovered) it was called “winter vomiting syndrome” because cases and outbreaks increase markedly in the winter months and, you know, puking is involved. The timing and length of this annual peak differ a bit each year, but most cases and outbreaks occur between Novemberish and Marchish - aka norovirus season. In my state, our norovirus season has really picked up in the last two weeks.\nIf this were my investigation I’d assume norovirus unless A) the kids’ illnesses lasted say 4 to 6+ days instead of noro’s typical 1 or 2 days, B) a significant number of kids reported bloody diarrhea rather or other severe symptoms, or, C) there were some other compelling reason- for example, if the school was serving raw milk.\nYour typical layperson wants to blame the shits on the last thing they ate, but it’s almost never the last thing they ate. Most common GI pathogens take at least several hours to make people sick. Noro usually takes about 24 hours.\nThe article doesn’t have enough info for me to say what mode of transmission is likely. If most of these kids were sick on the same one/two days, foodborne would be likely. If cases were scattered over a few/several days, person-to-person or environmental transmission would be more likely. If it is foodborne then most likely someone in the kitchen worked while they were having diarrhea or within a couple days of recovering from diarrhea.\nNot mentioned in this article: it’d be super easy to test a couple of stool samples and find out the cause. It would take less than a day! The health department is probably working on it, but parents never want to give poops for school outbreaks. No idea why.",
">\n\nIn another article, it says that all 130 kids were vomiting simultaneously. Would that imply that it was environmental and not a virus? As in something airborne like an insecticide being sprayed incorrectly or a chemical leak?\n\nAccording to 8 News Now, all 130 students were lined up outside the Wayne N. Tanaka Elementary School health office on Jan. 27 as they experienced a wave of \"projectile vomiting.\"",
">\n\nThat sounds like mass psychogenic illness.",
">\n\nOr people being grossed out as well",
">\n\nIt goes deeper than that.",
">\n\nThat's what she said.\nNo, I mean some people are so grossed out by puke they puke themselves when they see someone doing it.\nA psychosis would be people just internalizing people are sick and they got it too. Like that House episode, but that wouldn't necessarily be because they are grossed out",
">\n\nSounds like norovirus. Scourge of cruise ships everywhere. Highly contagious. For this high a body count at once, it's got to be a cafeteria worker who didn't wash their hands.",
">\n\nWhy don't people wash their hands? Why?",
">\n\nYou’d think the last couple of years would have made at least some form of an impression…",
">\n\nIt’s like the people who believe we should keep getting sick to boost our immune system, and it’s like no I just keep getting sick!",
">\n\nDon’t get me wrong, I like time off work as much as the next bloke, but not when I’m sick, especially in bloody summer, for reference I’m in West Oz, we had 39°C today here in Perth, mate of mine is currently dealing with a chest infection and is not having a good time…",
">\n\nI hate that people think by being sick a lot I’m getting so much time off work, one I’m lucky to even get sick pay, and two I am not having fun! I am bedbound, struggling to look after myself and my home, and when I’m back to work I’ve got loads of work to catch up on, like it’s never fun and I’d rather not get sick!\nEdit: spelling mistakes!",
">\n\nPoor janitor",
">\n\nSeason 3 of American Vandal incoming?",
">\n\nExactly what I thought but it’s too similar to the last one I think (was it any good? It’s a great idea, that show, but the actual implementation is like… smiles at best, no laughs…for me anyway)",
">\n\nThis happened at summer camp 40 odd years ago, turned out the well was contaminated.",
">\n\nSomeone poisoned the waterhole!",
">\n\nThe watering hole? Whats so great about the watering hole?",
">\n\nI’ll SHOW you when we GET there.",
">\n\nAn elephant what!?",
">\n\nHow are we gonna ditch the dodo?",
">\n\nAmerican Vandal Season 3",
">\n\nWe back, boys. Lets gooo",
">\n\nSounds like someone didn't wear gloves while making lunch. Gave them the Norovirus.",
">\n\nI’ve had Norovirus twice, it was brutal. Wouldn’t wish it on anyone",
">\n\nAnd it spreads so fast.",
">\n\nExactly, and it’s one of the few things that’s very difficult to get rid of by just washing your hands with soap and water. \nI remember when I was in college, the school sent out an email that a few people who worked in the cafeteria kitchen had gotten it (this was after I had already had it twice), and I think I avoided the cafeteria for about two weeks. No way I was letting myself get it a third time",
">\n\nAll things considered, vomit is probably the best projectile to be in the headline relating to a US school.",
">\n\nUnderrated comment",
">\n\nThe school was putting on a play. It's called \"The Aristocrats.\"",
">\n\nWhile a gastrointestinal virus may be one possibility - FOX news viewers will want to consider the possibility of mass demonic possession taking place in sin city and interpret it as an omen of the end times.",
">\n\nEither that or it's because of drag queens and transgender folks. Time to ban all books in school.",
">\n\nWhich letters in the alphabet are evil?",
">\n\nMostly vowels and the letter N\n/s",
">\n\nI think we’d get by just fine without ‘x’",
">\n\nThis is exactly the point.",
">\n\nEggsactly.",
">\n\nDid someone get Boebert to cater something?",
">\n\nUnderrated (voted) comment!",
">\n\nMaybe they watched Gigli",
">\n\nTurkey time...",
">\n\nWhen I hear \"projectile vomiting\", I am reminded of this scene from Stand by Me.",
">\n\nThat was what I envisioned, too....",
">\n\nSounds like American Vandal is back on the menu boys!",
">\n\nDamn Turd Burglar.",
">\n\nI know school can be painfully boring, but I've never heard of an outbreak of school this bad before",
">\n\nAnd no one took a photo???",
">\n\nNorovirus can lay dormant without a host for about weeks. It's pretty much impervious to Lysol and only 15-20 spores will make you wish you were dead. That shit is contagious AF.\nI had it 18 months ago. Wouldn't wish it on my worst enemy.",
">\n\nI’d throw up if I lived in las Vegas to",
">\n\nCops were found sitting in the parking lot waiting for the whole thing to work itself out.",
">\n\nOk, where are the guys from \"American Vandel\"? We need to get the band back together.",
">\n\nAny politician will tell this is probably the result of having more than one egress point or not having armed teachers or something.",
">\n\n130 students got sick all at the same time in the same place. It was not a virus or something passed from person to person because they didn't wash their hands, it was something in the kitchen, something the kids were fed, and the school doesn't want to have to deal with it publicly because of lawsuits and repercussions. That's why the BS.",
">\n\nNoro from food contamination is the leading cause of food poisoning. Like over 70% last I read. It absolutely sounds like a virus.",
">\n\nI'll bet that this was the Wuhan spy balloon that spread chemtrails over them. \n/s",
">\n\nRacist climate change is the answer you’re looking for",
">\n\nHow many of those kids were forced to get vaccinated by Joe Biden?\n-Some \"expert\" on Fox News probably",
">\n\nIt feels a little like cheating to post Faux News articles on /r/nottheonion.",
">\n\nCordyceps",
">\n\nThe Chinese Spy balloon poisoned them!",
">\n\nAnswer is the prison food 3rd party they have hired for school lunch.",
">\n\nProbably just a coincidence.",
">\n\nFood poisoning.",
">\n\nIt’s called drugs",
">\n\nI experienced this once when, on St. Patrick's Day, the school cafeteria added green food coloring to the peanut butter for sandwiches. The disgusting color caused some kids to start vomiting and then many more followed in some sort of mass hysteria event. Ultimately, I think the aroma of vomit became the driving force in the cafeteria-cum-vomitorium.",
">\n\nGlancing at this headline I reflexively thought it was yet another school shooting",
">\n\nusually food poison or toxic gas",
">\n\nThe Last of Us"
] |
>
If I were the janitor I'd just be taking some PTO all of a sudden. | [
"Enteric diseases epidemiologist here. I investigate GI outbreaks for a state government. Folks that have said this sounds like norovirus are exactly right. \nNoro is the most common cause of acute gastroenteritis outbreaks by far, particularly in congregate settings like schools, long-term care facilities, prisons, etc. It is wonderfully “designed” to spread like wildfire: the infectious dose is insanely low, it’s found in the feces AND vomit of the infected, it’s not killed by hand sanitizer, it can live for a while on surfaces, and many disinfectants won’t kill it. About a hundred years ago (before the virus was discovered) it was called “winter vomiting syndrome” because cases and outbreaks increase markedly in the winter months and, you know, puking is involved. The timing and length of this annual peak differ a bit each year, but most cases and outbreaks occur between Novemberish and Marchish - aka norovirus season. In my state, our norovirus season has really picked up in the last two weeks.\nIf this were my investigation I’d assume norovirus unless A) the kids’ illnesses lasted say 4 to 6+ days instead of noro’s typical 1 or 2 days, B) a significant number of kids reported bloody diarrhea rather or other severe symptoms, or, C) there were some other compelling reason- for example, if the school was serving raw milk.\nYour typical layperson wants to blame the shits on the last thing they ate, but it’s almost never the last thing they ate. Most common GI pathogens take at least several hours to make people sick. Noro usually takes about 24 hours.\nThe article doesn’t have enough info for me to say what mode of transmission is likely. If most of these kids were sick on the same one/two days, foodborne would be likely. If cases were scattered over a few/several days, person-to-person or environmental transmission would be more likely. If it is foodborne then most likely someone in the kitchen worked while they were having diarrhea or within a couple days of recovering from diarrhea.\nNot mentioned in this article: it’d be super easy to test a couple of stool samples and find out the cause. It would take less than a day! The health department is probably working on it, but parents never want to give poops for school outbreaks. No idea why.",
">\n\nIn another article, it says that all 130 kids were vomiting simultaneously. Would that imply that it was environmental and not a virus? As in something airborne like an insecticide being sprayed incorrectly or a chemical leak?\n\nAccording to 8 News Now, all 130 students were lined up outside the Wayne N. Tanaka Elementary School health office on Jan. 27 as they experienced a wave of \"projectile vomiting.\"",
">\n\nThat sounds like mass psychogenic illness.",
">\n\nOr people being grossed out as well",
">\n\nIt goes deeper than that.",
">\n\nThat's what she said.\nNo, I mean some people are so grossed out by puke they puke themselves when they see someone doing it.\nA psychosis would be people just internalizing people are sick and they got it too. Like that House episode, but that wouldn't necessarily be because they are grossed out",
">\n\nSounds like norovirus. Scourge of cruise ships everywhere. Highly contagious. For this high a body count at once, it's got to be a cafeteria worker who didn't wash their hands.",
">\n\nWhy don't people wash their hands? Why?",
">\n\nYou’d think the last couple of years would have made at least some form of an impression…",
">\n\nIt’s like the people who believe we should keep getting sick to boost our immune system, and it’s like no I just keep getting sick!",
">\n\nDon’t get me wrong, I like time off work as much as the next bloke, but not when I’m sick, especially in bloody summer, for reference I’m in West Oz, we had 39°C today here in Perth, mate of mine is currently dealing with a chest infection and is not having a good time…",
">\n\nI hate that people think by being sick a lot I’m getting so much time off work, one I’m lucky to even get sick pay, and two I am not having fun! I am bedbound, struggling to look after myself and my home, and when I’m back to work I’ve got loads of work to catch up on, like it’s never fun and I’d rather not get sick!\nEdit: spelling mistakes!",
">\n\nPoor janitor",
">\n\nSeason 3 of American Vandal incoming?",
">\n\nExactly what I thought but it’s too similar to the last one I think (was it any good? It’s a great idea, that show, but the actual implementation is like… smiles at best, no laughs…for me anyway)",
">\n\nThis happened at summer camp 40 odd years ago, turned out the well was contaminated.",
">\n\nSomeone poisoned the waterhole!",
">\n\nThe watering hole? Whats so great about the watering hole?",
">\n\nI’ll SHOW you when we GET there.",
">\n\nAn elephant what!?",
">\n\nHow are we gonna ditch the dodo?",
">\n\nAmerican Vandal Season 3",
">\n\nWe back, boys. Lets gooo",
">\n\nSounds like someone didn't wear gloves while making lunch. Gave them the Norovirus.",
">\n\nI’ve had Norovirus twice, it was brutal. Wouldn’t wish it on anyone",
">\n\nAnd it spreads so fast.",
">\n\nExactly, and it’s one of the few things that’s very difficult to get rid of by just washing your hands with soap and water. \nI remember when I was in college, the school sent out an email that a few people who worked in the cafeteria kitchen had gotten it (this was after I had already had it twice), and I think I avoided the cafeteria for about two weeks. No way I was letting myself get it a third time",
">\n\nAll things considered, vomit is probably the best projectile to be in the headline relating to a US school.",
">\n\nUnderrated comment",
">\n\nThe school was putting on a play. It's called \"The Aristocrats.\"",
">\n\nWhile a gastrointestinal virus may be one possibility - FOX news viewers will want to consider the possibility of mass demonic possession taking place in sin city and interpret it as an omen of the end times.",
">\n\nEither that or it's because of drag queens and transgender folks. Time to ban all books in school.",
">\n\nWhich letters in the alphabet are evil?",
">\n\nMostly vowels and the letter N\n/s",
">\n\nI think we’d get by just fine without ‘x’",
">\n\nThis is exactly the point.",
">\n\nEggsactly.",
">\n\nDid someone get Boebert to cater something?",
">\n\nUnderrated (voted) comment!",
">\n\nMaybe they watched Gigli",
">\n\nTurkey time...",
">\n\nWhen I hear \"projectile vomiting\", I am reminded of this scene from Stand by Me.",
">\n\nThat was what I envisioned, too....",
">\n\nSounds like American Vandal is back on the menu boys!",
">\n\nDamn Turd Burglar.",
">\n\nI know school can be painfully boring, but I've never heard of an outbreak of school this bad before",
">\n\nAnd no one took a photo???",
">\n\nNorovirus can lay dormant without a host for about weeks. It's pretty much impervious to Lysol and only 15-20 spores will make you wish you were dead. That shit is contagious AF.\nI had it 18 months ago. Wouldn't wish it on my worst enemy.",
">\n\nI’d throw up if I lived in las Vegas to",
">\n\nCops were found sitting in the parking lot waiting for the whole thing to work itself out.",
">\n\nOk, where are the guys from \"American Vandel\"? We need to get the band back together.",
">\n\nAny politician will tell this is probably the result of having more than one egress point or not having armed teachers or something.",
">\n\n130 students got sick all at the same time in the same place. It was not a virus or something passed from person to person because they didn't wash their hands, it was something in the kitchen, something the kids were fed, and the school doesn't want to have to deal with it publicly because of lawsuits and repercussions. That's why the BS.",
">\n\nNoro from food contamination is the leading cause of food poisoning. Like over 70% last I read. It absolutely sounds like a virus.",
">\n\nI'll bet that this was the Wuhan spy balloon that spread chemtrails over them. \n/s",
">\n\nRacist climate change is the answer you’re looking for",
">\n\nHow many of those kids were forced to get vaccinated by Joe Biden?\n-Some \"expert\" on Fox News probably",
">\n\nIt feels a little like cheating to post Faux News articles on /r/nottheonion.",
">\n\nCordyceps",
">\n\nThe Chinese Spy balloon poisoned them!",
">\n\nAnswer is the prison food 3rd party they have hired for school lunch.",
">\n\nProbably just a coincidence.",
">\n\nFood poisoning.",
">\n\nIt’s called drugs",
">\n\nI experienced this once when, on St. Patrick's Day, the school cafeteria added green food coloring to the peanut butter for sandwiches. The disgusting color caused some kids to start vomiting and then many more followed in some sort of mass hysteria event. Ultimately, I think the aroma of vomit became the driving force in the cafeteria-cum-vomitorium.",
">\n\nGlancing at this headline I reflexively thought it was yet another school shooting",
">\n\nusually food poison or toxic gas",
">\n\nThe Last of Us",
">\n\nIs this sounding like what Chunk caused at the movie theater in Goonies?"
] |
>
Did these children go on a field trip to Camp Lejeune lately? | [
"Enteric diseases epidemiologist here. I investigate GI outbreaks for a state government. Folks that have said this sounds like norovirus are exactly right. \nNoro is the most common cause of acute gastroenteritis outbreaks by far, particularly in congregate settings like schools, long-term care facilities, prisons, etc. It is wonderfully “designed” to spread like wildfire: the infectious dose is insanely low, it’s found in the feces AND vomit of the infected, it’s not killed by hand sanitizer, it can live for a while on surfaces, and many disinfectants won’t kill it. About a hundred years ago (before the virus was discovered) it was called “winter vomiting syndrome” because cases and outbreaks increase markedly in the winter months and, you know, puking is involved. The timing and length of this annual peak differ a bit each year, but most cases and outbreaks occur between Novemberish and Marchish - aka norovirus season. In my state, our norovirus season has really picked up in the last two weeks.\nIf this were my investigation I’d assume norovirus unless A) the kids’ illnesses lasted say 4 to 6+ days instead of noro’s typical 1 or 2 days, B) a significant number of kids reported bloody diarrhea rather or other severe symptoms, or, C) there were some other compelling reason- for example, if the school was serving raw milk.\nYour typical layperson wants to blame the shits on the last thing they ate, but it’s almost never the last thing they ate. Most common GI pathogens take at least several hours to make people sick. Noro usually takes about 24 hours.\nThe article doesn’t have enough info for me to say what mode of transmission is likely. If most of these kids were sick on the same one/two days, foodborne would be likely. If cases were scattered over a few/several days, person-to-person or environmental transmission would be more likely. If it is foodborne then most likely someone in the kitchen worked while they were having diarrhea or within a couple days of recovering from diarrhea.\nNot mentioned in this article: it’d be super easy to test a couple of stool samples and find out the cause. It would take less than a day! The health department is probably working on it, but parents never want to give poops for school outbreaks. No idea why.",
">\n\nIn another article, it says that all 130 kids were vomiting simultaneously. Would that imply that it was environmental and not a virus? As in something airborne like an insecticide being sprayed incorrectly or a chemical leak?\n\nAccording to 8 News Now, all 130 students were lined up outside the Wayne N. Tanaka Elementary School health office on Jan. 27 as they experienced a wave of \"projectile vomiting.\"",
">\n\nThat sounds like mass psychogenic illness.",
">\n\nOr people being grossed out as well",
">\n\nIt goes deeper than that.",
">\n\nThat's what she said.\nNo, I mean some people are so grossed out by puke they puke themselves when they see someone doing it.\nA psychosis would be people just internalizing people are sick and they got it too. Like that House episode, but that wouldn't necessarily be because they are grossed out",
">\n\nSounds like norovirus. Scourge of cruise ships everywhere. Highly contagious. For this high a body count at once, it's got to be a cafeteria worker who didn't wash their hands.",
">\n\nWhy don't people wash their hands? Why?",
">\n\nYou’d think the last couple of years would have made at least some form of an impression…",
">\n\nIt’s like the people who believe we should keep getting sick to boost our immune system, and it’s like no I just keep getting sick!",
">\n\nDon’t get me wrong, I like time off work as much as the next bloke, but not when I’m sick, especially in bloody summer, for reference I’m in West Oz, we had 39°C today here in Perth, mate of mine is currently dealing with a chest infection and is not having a good time…",
">\n\nI hate that people think by being sick a lot I’m getting so much time off work, one I’m lucky to even get sick pay, and two I am not having fun! I am bedbound, struggling to look after myself and my home, and when I’m back to work I’ve got loads of work to catch up on, like it’s never fun and I’d rather not get sick!\nEdit: spelling mistakes!",
">\n\nPoor janitor",
">\n\nSeason 3 of American Vandal incoming?",
">\n\nExactly what I thought but it’s too similar to the last one I think (was it any good? It’s a great idea, that show, but the actual implementation is like… smiles at best, no laughs…for me anyway)",
">\n\nThis happened at summer camp 40 odd years ago, turned out the well was contaminated.",
">\n\nSomeone poisoned the waterhole!",
">\n\nThe watering hole? Whats so great about the watering hole?",
">\n\nI’ll SHOW you when we GET there.",
">\n\nAn elephant what!?",
">\n\nHow are we gonna ditch the dodo?",
">\n\nAmerican Vandal Season 3",
">\n\nWe back, boys. Lets gooo",
">\n\nSounds like someone didn't wear gloves while making lunch. Gave them the Norovirus.",
">\n\nI’ve had Norovirus twice, it was brutal. Wouldn’t wish it on anyone",
">\n\nAnd it spreads so fast.",
">\n\nExactly, and it’s one of the few things that’s very difficult to get rid of by just washing your hands with soap and water. \nI remember when I was in college, the school sent out an email that a few people who worked in the cafeteria kitchen had gotten it (this was after I had already had it twice), and I think I avoided the cafeteria for about two weeks. No way I was letting myself get it a third time",
">\n\nAll things considered, vomit is probably the best projectile to be in the headline relating to a US school.",
">\n\nUnderrated comment",
">\n\nThe school was putting on a play. It's called \"The Aristocrats.\"",
">\n\nWhile a gastrointestinal virus may be one possibility - FOX news viewers will want to consider the possibility of mass demonic possession taking place in sin city and interpret it as an omen of the end times.",
">\n\nEither that or it's because of drag queens and transgender folks. Time to ban all books in school.",
">\n\nWhich letters in the alphabet are evil?",
">\n\nMostly vowels and the letter N\n/s",
">\n\nI think we’d get by just fine without ‘x’",
">\n\nThis is exactly the point.",
">\n\nEggsactly.",
">\n\nDid someone get Boebert to cater something?",
">\n\nUnderrated (voted) comment!",
">\n\nMaybe they watched Gigli",
">\n\nTurkey time...",
">\n\nWhen I hear \"projectile vomiting\", I am reminded of this scene from Stand by Me.",
">\n\nThat was what I envisioned, too....",
">\n\nSounds like American Vandal is back on the menu boys!",
">\n\nDamn Turd Burglar.",
">\n\nI know school can be painfully boring, but I've never heard of an outbreak of school this bad before",
">\n\nAnd no one took a photo???",
">\n\nNorovirus can lay dormant without a host for about weeks. It's pretty much impervious to Lysol and only 15-20 spores will make you wish you were dead. That shit is contagious AF.\nI had it 18 months ago. Wouldn't wish it on my worst enemy.",
">\n\nI’d throw up if I lived in las Vegas to",
">\n\nCops were found sitting in the parking lot waiting for the whole thing to work itself out.",
">\n\nOk, where are the guys from \"American Vandel\"? We need to get the band back together.",
">\n\nAny politician will tell this is probably the result of having more than one egress point or not having armed teachers or something.",
">\n\n130 students got sick all at the same time in the same place. It was not a virus or something passed from person to person because they didn't wash their hands, it was something in the kitchen, something the kids were fed, and the school doesn't want to have to deal with it publicly because of lawsuits and repercussions. That's why the BS.",
">\n\nNoro from food contamination is the leading cause of food poisoning. Like over 70% last I read. It absolutely sounds like a virus.",
">\n\nI'll bet that this was the Wuhan spy balloon that spread chemtrails over them. \n/s",
">\n\nRacist climate change is the answer you’re looking for",
">\n\nHow many of those kids were forced to get vaccinated by Joe Biden?\n-Some \"expert\" on Fox News probably",
">\n\nIt feels a little like cheating to post Faux News articles on /r/nottheonion.",
">\n\nCordyceps",
">\n\nThe Chinese Spy balloon poisoned them!",
">\n\nAnswer is the prison food 3rd party they have hired for school lunch.",
">\n\nProbably just a coincidence.",
">\n\nFood poisoning.",
">\n\nIt’s called drugs",
">\n\nI experienced this once when, on St. Patrick's Day, the school cafeteria added green food coloring to the peanut butter for sandwiches. The disgusting color caused some kids to start vomiting and then many more followed in some sort of mass hysteria event. Ultimately, I think the aroma of vomit became the driving force in the cafeteria-cum-vomitorium.",
">\n\nGlancing at this headline I reflexively thought it was yet another school shooting",
">\n\nusually food poison or toxic gas",
">\n\nThe Last of Us",
">\n\nIs this sounding like what Chunk caused at the movie theater in Goonies?",
">\n\nIf I were the janitor I'd just be taking some PTO all of a sudden."
] |
>
:O Oh my god!!! | [
"Enteric diseases epidemiologist here. I investigate GI outbreaks for a state government. Folks that have said this sounds like norovirus are exactly right. \nNoro is the most common cause of acute gastroenteritis outbreaks by far, particularly in congregate settings like schools, long-term care facilities, prisons, etc. It is wonderfully “designed” to spread like wildfire: the infectious dose is insanely low, it’s found in the feces AND vomit of the infected, it’s not killed by hand sanitizer, it can live for a while on surfaces, and many disinfectants won’t kill it. About a hundred years ago (before the virus was discovered) it was called “winter vomiting syndrome” because cases and outbreaks increase markedly in the winter months and, you know, puking is involved. The timing and length of this annual peak differ a bit each year, but most cases and outbreaks occur between Novemberish and Marchish - aka norovirus season. In my state, our norovirus season has really picked up in the last two weeks.\nIf this were my investigation I’d assume norovirus unless A) the kids’ illnesses lasted say 4 to 6+ days instead of noro’s typical 1 or 2 days, B) a significant number of kids reported bloody diarrhea rather or other severe symptoms, or, C) there were some other compelling reason- for example, if the school was serving raw milk.\nYour typical layperson wants to blame the shits on the last thing they ate, but it’s almost never the last thing they ate. Most common GI pathogens take at least several hours to make people sick. Noro usually takes about 24 hours.\nThe article doesn’t have enough info for me to say what mode of transmission is likely. If most of these kids were sick on the same one/two days, foodborne would be likely. If cases were scattered over a few/several days, person-to-person or environmental transmission would be more likely. If it is foodborne then most likely someone in the kitchen worked while they were having diarrhea or within a couple days of recovering from diarrhea.\nNot mentioned in this article: it’d be super easy to test a couple of stool samples and find out the cause. It would take less than a day! The health department is probably working on it, but parents never want to give poops for school outbreaks. No idea why.",
">\n\nIn another article, it says that all 130 kids were vomiting simultaneously. Would that imply that it was environmental and not a virus? As in something airborne like an insecticide being sprayed incorrectly or a chemical leak?\n\nAccording to 8 News Now, all 130 students were lined up outside the Wayne N. Tanaka Elementary School health office on Jan. 27 as they experienced a wave of \"projectile vomiting.\"",
">\n\nThat sounds like mass psychogenic illness.",
">\n\nOr people being grossed out as well",
">\n\nIt goes deeper than that.",
">\n\nThat's what she said.\nNo, I mean some people are so grossed out by puke they puke themselves when they see someone doing it.\nA psychosis would be people just internalizing people are sick and they got it too. Like that House episode, but that wouldn't necessarily be because they are grossed out",
">\n\nSounds like norovirus. Scourge of cruise ships everywhere. Highly contagious. For this high a body count at once, it's got to be a cafeteria worker who didn't wash their hands.",
">\n\nWhy don't people wash their hands? Why?",
">\n\nYou’d think the last couple of years would have made at least some form of an impression…",
">\n\nIt’s like the people who believe we should keep getting sick to boost our immune system, and it’s like no I just keep getting sick!",
">\n\nDon’t get me wrong, I like time off work as much as the next bloke, but not when I’m sick, especially in bloody summer, for reference I’m in West Oz, we had 39°C today here in Perth, mate of mine is currently dealing with a chest infection and is not having a good time…",
">\n\nI hate that people think by being sick a lot I’m getting so much time off work, one I’m lucky to even get sick pay, and two I am not having fun! I am bedbound, struggling to look after myself and my home, and when I’m back to work I’ve got loads of work to catch up on, like it’s never fun and I’d rather not get sick!\nEdit: spelling mistakes!",
">\n\nPoor janitor",
">\n\nSeason 3 of American Vandal incoming?",
">\n\nExactly what I thought but it’s too similar to the last one I think (was it any good? It’s a great idea, that show, but the actual implementation is like… smiles at best, no laughs…for me anyway)",
">\n\nThis happened at summer camp 40 odd years ago, turned out the well was contaminated.",
">\n\nSomeone poisoned the waterhole!",
">\n\nThe watering hole? Whats so great about the watering hole?",
">\n\nI’ll SHOW you when we GET there.",
">\n\nAn elephant what!?",
">\n\nHow are we gonna ditch the dodo?",
">\n\nAmerican Vandal Season 3",
">\n\nWe back, boys. Lets gooo",
">\n\nSounds like someone didn't wear gloves while making lunch. Gave them the Norovirus.",
">\n\nI’ve had Norovirus twice, it was brutal. Wouldn’t wish it on anyone",
">\n\nAnd it spreads so fast.",
">\n\nExactly, and it’s one of the few things that’s very difficult to get rid of by just washing your hands with soap and water. \nI remember when I was in college, the school sent out an email that a few people who worked in the cafeteria kitchen had gotten it (this was after I had already had it twice), and I think I avoided the cafeteria for about two weeks. No way I was letting myself get it a third time",
">\n\nAll things considered, vomit is probably the best projectile to be in the headline relating to a US school.",
">\n\nUnderrated comment",
">\n\nThe school was putting on a play. It's called \"The Aristocrats.\"",
">\n\nWhile a gastrointestinal virus may be one possibility - FOX news viewers will want to consider the possibility of mass demonic possession taking place in sin city and interpret it as an omen of the end times.",
">\n\nEither that or it's because of drag queens and transgender folks. Time to ban all books in school.",
">\n\nWhich letters in the alphabet are evil?",
">\n\nMostly vowels and the letter N\n/s",
">\n\nI think we’d get by just fine without ‘x’",
">\n\nThis is exactly the point.",
">\n\nEggsactly.",
">\n\nDid someone get Boebert to cater something?",
">\n\nUnderrated (voted) comment!",
">\n\nMaybe they watched Gigli",
">\n\nTurkey time...",
">\n\nWhen I hear \"projectile vomiting\", I am reminded of this scene from Stand by Me.",
">\n\nThat was what I envisioned, too....",
">\n\nSounds like American Vandal is back on the menu boys!",
">\n\nDamn Turd Burglar.",
">\n\nI know school can be painfully boring, but I've never heard of an outbreak of school this bad before",
">\n\nAnd no one took a photo???",
">\n\nNorovirus can lay dormant without a host for about weeks. It's pretty much impervious to Lysol and only 15-20 spores will make you wish you were dead. That shit is contagious AF.\nI had it 18 months ago. Wouldn't wish it on my worst enemy.",
">\n\nI’d throw up if I lived in las Vegas to",
">\n\nCops were found sitting in the parking lot waiting for the whole thing to work itself out.",
">\n\nOk, where are the guys from \"American Vandel\"? We need to get the band back together.",
">\n\nAny politician will tell this is probably the result of having more than one egress point or not having armed teachers or something.",
">\n\n130 students got sick all at the same time in the same place. It was not a virus or something passed from person to person because they didn't wash their hands, it was something in the kitchen, something the kids were fed, and the school doesn't want to have to deal with it publicly because of lawsuits and repercussions. That's why the BS.",
">\n\nNoro from food contamination is the leading cause of food poisoning. Like over 70% last I read. It absolutely sounds like a virus.",
">\n\nI'll bet that this was the Wuhan spy balloon that spread chemtrails over them. \n/s",
">\n\nRacist climate change is the answer you’re looking for",
">\n\nHow many of those kids were forced to get vaccinated by Joe Biden?\n-Some \"expert\" on Fox News probably",
">\n\nIt feels a little like cheating to post Faux News articles on /r/nottheonion.",
">\n\nCordyceps",
">\n\nThe Chinese Spy balloon poisoned them!",
">\n\nAnswer is the prison food 3rd party they have hired for school lunch.",
">\n\nProbably just a coincidence.",
">\n\nFood poisoning.",
">\n\nIt’s called drugs",
">\n\nI experienced this once when, on St. Patrick's Day, the school cafeteria added green food coloring to the peanut butter for sandwiches. The disgusting color caused some kids to start vomiting and then many more followed in some sort of mass hysteria event. Ultimately, I think the aroma of vomit became the driving force in the cafeteria-cum-vomitorium.",
">\n\nGlancing at this headline I reflexively thought it was yet another school shooting",
">\n\nusually food poison or toxic gas",
">\n\nThe Last of Us",
">\n\nIs this sounding like what Chunk caused at the movie theater in Goonies?",
">\n\nIf I were the janitor I'd just be taking some PTO all of a sudden.",
">\n\nDid these children go on a field trip to Camp Lejeune lately?"
] |
>
"Parents with liquor cabinets that nolonger contain alcohol." | [
"Enteric diseases epidemiologist here. I investigate GI outbreaks for a state government. Folks that have said this sounds like norovirus are exactly right. \nNoro is the most common cause of acute gastroenteritis outbreaks by far, particularly in congregate settings like schools, long-term care facilities, prisons, etc. It is wonderfully “designed” to spread like wildfire: the infectious dose is insanely low, it’s found in the feces AND vomit of the infected, it’s not killed by hand sanitizer, it can live for a while on surfaces, and many disinfectants won’t kill it. About a hundred years ago (before the virus was discovered) it was called “winter vomiting syndrome” because cases and outbreaks increase markedly in the winter months and, you know, puking is involved. The timing and length of this annual peak differ a bit each year, but most cases and outbreaks occur between Novemberish and Marchish - aka norovirus season. In my state, our norovirus season has really picked up in the last two weeks.\nIf this were my investigation I’d assume norovirus unless A) the kids’ illnesses lasted say 4 to 6+ days instead of noro’s typical 1 or 2 days, B) a significant number of kids reported bloody diarrhea rather or other severe symptoms, or, C) there were some other compelling reason- for example, if the school was serving raw milk.\nYour typical layperson wants to blame the shits on the last thing they ate, but it’s almost never the last thing they ate. Most common GI pathogens take at least several hours to make people sick. Noro usually takes about 24 hours.\nThe article doesn’t have enough info for me to say what mode of transmission is likely. If most of these kids were sick on the same one/two days, foodborne would be likely. If cases were scattered over a few/several days, person-to-person or environmental transmission would be more likely. If it is foodborne then most likely someone in the kitchen worked while they were having diarrhea or within a couple days of recovering from diarrhea.\nNot mentioned in this article: it’d be super easy to test a couple of stool samples and find out the cause. It would take less than a day! The health department is probably working on it, but parents never want to give poops for school outbreaks. No idea why.",
">\n\nIn another article, it says that all 130 kids were vomiting simultaneously. Would that imply that it was environmental and not a virus? As in something airborne like an insecticide being sprayed incorrectly or a chemical leak?\n\nAccording to 8 News Now, all 130 students were lined up outside the Wayne N. Tanaka Elementary School health office on Jan. 27 as they experienced a wave of \"projectile vomiting.\"",
">\n\nThat sounds like mass psychogenic illness.",
">\n\nOr people being grossed out as well",
">\n\nIt goes deeper than that.",
">\n\nThat's what she said.\nNo, I mean some people are so grossed out by puke they puke themselves when they see someone doing it.\nA psychosis would be people just internalizing people are sick and they got it too. Like that House episode, but that wouldn't necessarily be because they are grossed out",
">\n\nSounds like norovirus. Scourge of cruise ships everywhere. Highly contagious. For this high a body count at once, it's got to be a cafeteria worker who didn't wash their hands.",
">\n\nWhy don't people wash their hands? Why?",
">\n\nYou’d think the last couple of years would have made at least some form of an impression…",
">\n\nIt’s like the people who believe we should keep getting sick to boost our immune system, and it’s like no I just keep getting sick!",
">\n\nDon’t get me wrong, I like time off work as much as the next bloke, but not when I’m sick, especially in bloody summer, for reference I’m in West Oz, we had 39°C today here in Perth, mate of mine is currently dealing with a chest infection and is not having a good time…",
">\n\nI hate that people think by being sick a lot I’m getting so much time off work, one I’m lucky to even get sick pay, and two I am not having fun! I am bedbound, struggling to look after myself and my home, and when I’m back to work I’ve got loads of work to catch up on, like it’s never fun and I’d rather not get sick!\nEdit: spelling mistakes!",
">\n\nPoor janitor",
">\n\nSeason 3 of American Vandal incoming?",
">\n\nExactly what I thought but it’s too similar to the last one I think (was it any good? It’s a great idea, that show, but the actual implementation is like… smiles at best, no laughs…for me anyway)",
">\n\nThis happened at summer camp 40 odd years ago, turned out the well was contaminated.",
">\n\nSomeone poisoned the waterhole!",
">\n\nThe watering hole? Whats so great about the watering hole?",
">\n\nI’ll SHOW you when we GET there.",
">\n\nAn elephant what!?",
">\n\nHow are we gonna ditch the dodo?",
">\n\nAmerican Vandal Season 3",
">\n\nWe back, boys. Lets gooo",
">\n\nSounds like someone didn't wear gloves while making lunch. Gave them the Norovirus.",
">\n\nI’ve had Norovirus twice, it was brutal. Wouldn’t wish it on anyone",
">\n\nAnd it spreads so fast.",
">\n\nExactly, and it’s one of the few things that’s very difficult to get rid of by just washing your hands with soap and water. \nI remember when I was in college, the school sent out an email that a few people who worked in the cafeteria kitchen had gotten it (this was after I had already had it twice), and I think I avoided the cafeteria for about two weeks. No way I was letting myself get it a third time",
">\n\nAll things considered, vomit is probably the best projectile to be in the headline relating to a US school.",
">\n\nUnderrated comment",
">\n\nThe school was putting on a play. It's called \"The Aristocrats.\"",
">\n\nWhile a gastrointestinal virus may be one possibility - FOX news viewers will want to consider the possibility of mass demonic possession taking place in sin city and interpret it as an omen of the end times.",
">\n\nEither that or it's because of drag queens and transgender folks. Time to ban all books in school.",
">\n\nWhich letters in the alphabet are evil?",
">\n\nMostly vowels and the letter N\n/s",
">\n\nI think we’d get by just fine without ‘x’",
">\n\nThis is exactly the point.",
">\n\nEggsactly.",
">\n\nDid someone get Boebert to cater something?",
">\n\nUnderrated (voted) comment!",
">\n\nMaybe they watched Gigli",
">\n\nTurkey time...",
">\n\nWhen I hear \"projectile vomiting\", I am reminded of this scene from Stand by Me.",
">\n\nThat was what I envisioned, too....",
">\n\nSounds like American Vandal is back on the menu boys!",
">\n\nDamn Turd Burglar.",
">\n\nI know school can be painfully boring, but I've never heard of an outbreak of school this bad before",
">\n\nAnd no one took a photo???",
">\n\nNorovirus can lay dormant without a host for about weeks. It's pretty much impervious to Lysol and only 15-20 spores will make you wish you were dead. That shit is contagious AF.\nI had it 18 months ago. Wouldn't wish it on my worst enemy.",
">\n\nI’d throw up if I lived in las Vegas to",
">\n\nCops were found sitting in the parking lot waiting for the whole thing to work itself out.",
">\n\nOk, where are the guys from \"American Vandel\"? We need to get the band back together.",
">\n\nAny politician will tell this is probably the result of having more than one egress point or not having armed teachers or something.",
">\n\n130 students got sick all at the same time in the same place. It was not a virus or something passed from person to person because they didn't wash their hands, it was something in the kitchen, something the kids were fed, and the school doesn't want to have to deal with it publicly because of lawsuits and repercussions. That's why the BS.",
">\n\nNoro from food contamination is the leading cause of food poisoning. Like over 70% last I read. It absolutely sounds like a virus.",
">\n\nI'll bet that this was the Wuhan spy balloon that spread chemtrails over them. \n/s",
">\n\nRacist climate change is the answer you’re looking for",
">\n\nHow many of those kids were forced to get vaccinated by Joe Biden?\n-Some \"expert\" on Fox News probably",
">\n\nIt feels a little like cheating to post Faux News articles on /r/nottheonion.",
">\n\nCordyceps",
">\n\nThe Chinese Spy balloon poisoned them!",
">\n\nAnswer is the prison food 3rd party they have hired for school lunch.",
">\n\nProbably just a coincidence.",
">\n\nFood poisoning.",
">\n\nIt’s called drugs",
">\n\nI experienced this once when, on St. Patrick's Day, the school cafeteria added green food coloring to the peanut butter for sandwiches. The disgusting color caused some kids to start vomiting and then many more followed in some sort of mass hysteria event. Ultimately, I think the aroma of vomit became the driving force in the cafeteria-cum-vomitorium.",
">\n\nGlancing at this headline I reflexively thought it was yet another school shooting",
">\n\nusually food poison or toxic gas",
">\n\nThe Last of Us",
">\n\nIs this sounding like what Chunk caused at the movie theater in Goonies?",
">\n\nIf I were the janitor I'd just be taking some PTO all of a sudden.",
">\n\nDid these children go on a field trip to Camp Lejeune lately?",
">\n\n:O Oh my god!!!"
] |
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They must have had some of Michelle Obama's famous school lunches. People have to clean out their freezers! | [
"Enteric diseases epidemiologist here. I investigate GI outbreaks for a state government. Folks that have said this sounds like norovirus are exactly right. \nNoro is the most common cause of acute gastroenteritis outbreaks by far, particularly in congregate settings like schools, long-term care facilities, prisons, etc. It is wonderfully “designed” to spread like wildfire: the infectious dose is insanely low, it’s found in the feces AND vomit of the infected, it’s not killed by hand sanitizer, it can live for a while on surfaces, and many disinfectants won’t kill it. About a hundred years ago (before the virus was discovered) it was called “winter vomiting syndrome” because cases and outbreaks increase markedly in the winter months and, you know, puking is involved. The timing and length of this annual peak differ a bit each year, but most cases and outbreaks occur between Novemberish and Marchish - aka norovirus season. In my state, our norovirus season has really picked up in the last two weeks.\nIf this were my investigation I’d assume norovirus unless A) the kids’ illnesses lasted say 4 to 6+ days instead of noro’s typical 1 or 2 days, B) a significant number of kids reported bloody diarrhea rather or other severe symptoms, or, C) there were some other compelling reason- for example, if the school was serving raw milk.\nYour typical layperson wants to blame the shits on the last thing they ate, but it’s almost never the last thing they ate. Most common GI pathogens take at least several hours to make people sick. Noro usually takes about 24 hours.\nThe article doesn’t have enough info for me to say what mode of transmission is likely. If most of these kids were sick on the same one/two days, foodborne would be likely. If cases were scattered over a few/several days, person-to-person or environmental transmission would be more likely. If it is foodborne then most likely someone in the kitchen worked while they were having diarrhea or within a couple days of recovering from diarrhea.\nNot mentioned in this article: it’d be super easy to test a couple of stool samples and find out the cause. It would take less than a day! The health department is probably working on it, but parents never want to give poops for school outbreaks. No idea why.",
">\n\nIn another article, it says that all 130 kids were vomiting simultaneously. Would that imply that it was environmental and not a virus? As in something airborne like an insecticide being sprayed incorrectly or a chemical leak?\n\nAccording to 8 News Now, all 130 students were lined up outside the Wayne N. Tanaka Elementary School health office on Jan. 27 as they experienced a wave of \"projectile vomiting.\"",
">\n\nThat sounds like mass psychogenic illness.",
">\n\nOr people being grossed out as well",
">\n\nIt goes deeper than that.",
">\n\nThat's what she said.\nNo, I mean some people are so grossed out by puke they puke themselves when they see someone doing it.\nA psychosis would be people just internalizing people are sick and they got it too. Like that House episode, but that wouldn't necessarily be because they are grossed out",
">\n\nSounds like norovirus. Scourge of cruise ships everywhere. Highly contagious. For this high a body count at once, it's got to be a cafeteria worker who didn't wash their hands.",
">\n\nWhy don't people wash their hands? Why?",
">\n\nYou’d think the last couple of years would have made at least some form of an impression…",
">\n\nIt’s like the people who believe we should keep getting sick to boost our immune system, and it’s like no I just keep getting sick!",
">\n\nDon’t get me wrong, I like time off work as much as the next bloke, but not when I’m sick, especially in bloody summer, for reference I’m in West Oz, we had 39°C today here in Perth, mate of mine is currently dealing with a chest infection and is not having a good time…",
">\n\nI hate that people think by being sick a lot I’m getting so much time off work, one I’m lucky to even get sick pay, and two I am not having fun! I am bedbound, struggling to look after myself and my home, and when I’m back to work I’ve got loads of work to catch up on, like it’s never fun and I’d rather not get sick!\nEdit: spelling mistakes!",
">\n\nPoor janitor",
">\n\nSeason 3 of American Vandal incoming?",
">\n\nExactly what I thought but it’s too similar to the last one I think (was it any good? It’s a great idea, that show, but the actual implementation is like… smiles at best, no laughs…for me anyway)",
">\n\nThis happened at summer camp 40 odd years ago, turned out the well was contaminated.",
">\n\nSomeone poisoned the waterhole!",
">\n\nThe watering hole? Whats so great about the watering hole?",
">\n\nI’ll SHOW you when we GET there.",
">\n\nAn elephant what!?",
">\n\nHow are we gonna ditch the dodo?",
">\n\nAmerican Vandal Season 3",
">\n\nWe back, boys. Lets gooo",
">\n\nSounds like someone didn't wear gloves while making lunch. Gave them the Norovirus.",
">\n\nI’ve had Norovirus twice, it was brutal. Wouldn’t wish it on anyone",
">\n\nAnd it spreads so fast.",
">\n\nExactly, and it’s one of the few things that’s very difficult to get rid of by just washing your hands with soap and water. \nI remember when I was in college, the school sent out an email that a few people who worked in the cafeteria kitchen had gotten it (this was after I had already had it twice), and I think I avoided the cafeteria for about two weeks. No way I was letting myself get it a third time",
">\n\nAll things considered, vomit is probably the best projectile to be in the headline relating to a US school.",
">\n\nUnderrated comment",
">\n\nThe school was putting on a play. It's called \"The Aristocrats.\"",
">\n\nWhile a gastrointestinal virus may be one possibility - FOX news viewers will want to consider the possibility of mass demonic possession taking place in sin city and interpret it as an omen of the end times.",
">\n\nEither that or it's because of drag queens and transgender folks. Time to ban all books in school.",
">\n\nWhich letters in the alphabet are evil?",
">\n\nMostly vowels and the letter N\n/s",
">\n\nI think we’d get by just fine without ‘x’",
">\n\nThis is exactly the point.",
">\n\nEggsactly.",
">\n\nDid someone get Boebert to cater something?",
">\n\nUnderrated (voted) comment!",
">\n\nMaybe they watched Gigli",
">\n\nTurkey time...",
">\n\nWhen I hear \"projectile vomiting\", I am reminded of this scene from Stand by Me.",
">\n\nThat was what I envisioned, too....",
">\n\nSounds like American Vandal is back on the menu boys!",
">\n\nDamn Turd Burglar.",
">\n\nI know school can be painfully boring, but I've never heard of an outbreak of school this bad before",
">\n\nAnd no one took a photo???",
">\n\nNorovirus can lay dormant without a host for about weeks. It's pretty much impervious to Lysol and only 15-20 spores will make you wish you were dead. That shit is contagious AF.\nI had it 18 months ago. Wouldn't wish it on my worst enemy.",
">\n\nI’d throw up if I lived in las Vegas to",
">\n\nCops were found sitting in the parking lot waiting for the whole thing to work itself out.",
">\n\nOk, where are the guys from \"American Vandel\"? We need to get the band back together.",
">\n\nAny politician will tell this is probably the result of having more than one egress point or not having armed teachers or something.",
">\n\n130 students got sick all at the same time in the same place. It was not a virus or something passed from person to person because they didn't wash their hands, it was something in the kitchen, something the kids were fed, and the school doesn't want to have to deal with it publicly because of lawsuits and repercussions. That's why the BS.",
">\n\nNoro from food contamination is the leading cause of food poisoning. Like over 70% last I read. It absolutely sounds like a virus.",
">\n\nI'll bet that this was the Wuhan spy balloon that spread chemtrails over them. \n/s",
">\n\nRacist climate change is the answer you’re looking for",
">\n\nHow many of those kids were forced to get vaccinated by Joe Biden?\n-Some \"expert\" on Fox News probably",
">\n\nIt feels a little like cheating to post Faux News articles on /r/nottheonion.",
">\n\nCordyceps",
">\n\nThe Chinese Spy balloon poisoned them!",
">\n\nAnswer is the prison food 3rd party they have hired for school lunch.",
">\n\nProbably just a coincidence.",
">\n\nFood poisoning.",
">\n\nIt’s called drugs",
">\n\nI experienced this once when, on St. Patrick's Day, the school cafeteria added green food coloring to the peanut butter for sandwiches. The disgusting color caused some kids to start vomiting and then many more followed in some sort of mass hysteria event. Ultimately, I think the aroma of vomit became the driving force in the cafeteria-cum-vomitorium.",
">\n\nGlancing at this headline I reflexively thought it was yet another school shooting",
">\n\nusually food poison or toxic gas",
">\n\nThe Last of Us",
">\n\nIs this sounding like what Chunk caused at the movie theater in Goonies?",
">\n\nIf I were the janitor I'd just be taking some PTO all of a sudden.",
">\n\nDid these children go on a field trip to Camp Lejeune lately?",
">\n\n:O Oh my god!!!",
">\n\n\"Parents with liquor cabinets that nolonger contain alcohol.\""
] |
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does anyone have the tldr for this? | [
"Enteric diseases epidemiologist here. I investigate GI outbreaks for a state government. Folks that have said this sounds like norovirus are exactly right. \nNoro is the most common cause of acute gastroenteritis outbreaks by far, particularly in congregate settings like schools, long-term care facilities, prisons, etc. It is wonderfully “designed” to spread like wildfire: the infectious dose is insanely low, it’s found in the feces AND vomit of the infected, it’s not killed by hand sanitizer, it can live for a while on surfaces, and many disinfectants won’t kill it. About a hundred years ago (before the virus was discovered) it was called “winter vomiting syndrome” because cases and outbreaks increase markedly in the winter months and, you know, puking is involved. The timing and length of this annual peak differ a bit each year, but most cases and outbreaks occur between Novemberish and Marchish - aka norovirus season. In my state, our norovirus season has really picked up in the last two weeks.\nIf this were my investigation I’d assume norovirus unless A) the kids’ illnesses lasted say 4 to 6+ days instead of noro’s typical 1 or 2 days, B) a significant number of kids reported bloody diarrhea rather or other severe symptoms, or, C) there were some other compelling reason- for example, if the school was serving raw milk.\nYour typical layperson wants to blame the shits on the last thing they ate, but it’s almost never the last thing they ate. Most common GI pathogens take at least several hours to make people sick. Noro usually takes about 24 hours.\nThe article doesn’t have enough info for me to say what mode of transmission is likely. If most of these kids were sick on the same one/two days, foodborne would be likely. If cases were scattered over a few/several days, person-to-person or environmental transmission would be more likely. If it is foodborne then most likely someone in the kitchen worked while they were having diarrhea or within a couple days of recovering from diarrhea.\nNot mentioned in this article: it’d be super easy to test a couple of stool samples and find out the cause. It would take less than a day! The health department is probably working on it, but parents never want to give poops for school outbreaks. No idea why.",
">\n\nIn another article, it says that all 130 kids were vomiting simultaneously. Would that imply that it was environmental and not a virus? As in something airborne like an insecticide being sprayed incorrectly or a chemical leak?\n\nAccording to 8 News Now, all 130 students were lined up outside the Wayne N. Tanaka Elementary School health office on Jan. 27 as they experienced a wave of \"projectile vomiting.\"",
">\n\nThat sounds like mass psychogenic illness.",
">\n\nOr people being grossed out as well",
">\n\nIt goes deeper than that.",
">\n\nThat's what she said.\nNo, I mean some people are so grossed out by puke they puke themselves when they see someone doing it.\nA psychosis would be people just internalizing people are sick and they got it too. Like that House episode, but that wouldn't necessarily be because they are grossed out",
">\n\nSounds like norovirus. Scourge of cruise ships everywhere. Highly contagious. For this high a body count at once, it's got to be a cafeteria worker who didn't wash their hands.",
">\n\nWhy don't people wash their hands? Why?",
">\n\nYou’d think the last couple of years would have made at least some form of an impression…",
">\n\nIt’s like the people who believe we should keep getting sick to boost our immune system, and it’s like no I just keep getting sick!",
">\n\nDon’t get me wrong, I like time off work as much as the next bloke, but not when I’m sick, especially in bloody summer, for reference I’m in West Oz, we had 39°C today here in Perth, mate of mine is currently dealing with a chest infection and is not having a good time…",
">\n\nI hate that people think by being sick a lot I’m getting so much time off work, one I’m lucky to even get sick pay, and two I am not having fun! I am bedbound, struggling to look after myself and my home, and when I’m back to work I’ve got loads of work to catch up on, like it’s never fun and I’d rather not get sick!\nEdit: spelling mistakes!",
">\n\nPoor janitor",
">\n\nSeason 3 of American Vandal incoming?",
">\n\nExactly what I thought but it’s too similar to the last one I think (was it any good? It’s a great idea, that show, but the actual implementation is like… smiles at best, no laughs…for me anyway)",
">\n\nThis happened at summer camp 40 odd years ago, turned out the well was contaminated.",
">\n\nSomeone poisoned the waterhole!",
">\n\nThe watering hole? Whats so great about the watering hole?",
">\n\nI’ll SHOW you when we GET there.",
">\n\nAn elephant what!?",
">\n\nHow are we gonna ditch the dodo?",
">\n\nAmerican Vandal Season 3",
">\n\nWe back, boys. Lets gooo",
">\n\nSounds like someone didn't wear gloves while making lunch. Gave them the Norovirus.",
">\n\nI’ve had Norovirus twice, it was brutal. Wouldn’t wish it on anyone",
">\n\nAnd it spreads so fast.",
">\n\nExactly, and it’s one of the few things that’s very difficult to get rid of by just washing your hands with soap and water. \nI remember when I was in college, the school sent out an email that a few people who worked in the cafeteria kitchen had gotten it (this was after I had already had it twice), and I think I avoided the cafeteria for about two weeks. No way I was letting myself get it a third time",
">\n\nAll things considered, vomit is probably the best projectile to be in the headline relating to a US school.",
">\n\nUnderrated comment",
">\n\nThe school was putting on a play. It's called \"The Aristocrats.\"",
">\n\nWhile a gastrointestinal virus may be one possibility - FOX news viewers will want to consider the possibility of mass demonic possession taking place in sin city and interpret it as an omen of the end times.",
">\n\nEither that or it's because of drag queens and transgender folks. Time to ban all books in school.",
">\n\nWhich letters in the alphabet are evil?",
">\n\nMostly vowels and the letter N\n/s",
">\n\nI think we’d get by just fine without ‘x’",
">\n\nThis is exactly the point.",
">\n\nEggsactly.",
">\n\nDid someone get Boebert to cater something?",
">\n\nUnderrated (voted) comment!",
">\n\nMaybe they watched Gigli",
">\n\nTurkey time...",
">\n\nWhen I hear \"projectile vomiting\", I am reminded of this scene from Stand by Me.",
">\n\nThat was what I envisioned, too....",
">\n\nSounds like American Vandal is back on the menu boys!",
">\n\nDamn Turd Burglar.",
">\n\nI know school can be painfully boring, but I've never heard of an outbreak of school this bad before",
">\n\nAnd no one took a photo???",
">\n\nNorovirus can lay dormant without a host for about weeks. It's pretty much impervious to Lysol and only 15-20 spores will make you wish you were dead. That shit is contagious AF.\nI had it 18 months ago. Wouldn't wish it on my worst enemy.",
">\n\nI’d throw up if I lived in las Vegas to",
">\n\nCops were found sitting in the parking lot waiting for the whole thing to work itself out.",
">\n\nOk, where are the guys from \"American Vandel\"? We need to get the band back together.",
">\n\nAny politician will tell this is probably the result of having more than one egress point or not having armed teachers or something.",
">\n\n130 students got sick all at the same time in the same place. It was not a virus or something passed from person to person because they didn't wash their hands, it was something in the kitchen, something the kids were fed, and the school doesn't want to have to deal with it publicly because of lawsuits and repercussions. That's why the BS.",
">\n\nNoro from food contamination is the leading cause of food poisoning. Like over 70% last I read. It absolutely sounds like a virus.",
">\n\nI'll bet that this was the Wuhan spy balloon that spread chemtrails over them. \n/s",
">\n\nRacist climate change is the answer you’re looking for",
">\n\nHow many of those kids were forced to get vaccinated by Joe Biden?\n-Some \"expert\" on Fox News probably",
">\n\nIt feels a little like cheating to post Faux News articles on /r/nottheonion.",
">\n\nCordyceps",
">\n\nThe Chinese Spy balloon poisoned them!",
">\n\nAnswer is the prison food 3rd party they have hired for school lunch.",
">\n\nProbably just a coincidence.",
">\n\nFood poisoning.",
">\n\nIt’s called drugs",
">\n\nI experienced this once when, on St. Patrick's Day, the school cafeteria added green food coloring to the peanut butter for sandwiches. The disgusting color caused some kids to start vomiting and then many more followed in some sort of mass hysteria event. Ultimately, I think the aroma of vomit became the driving force in the cafeteria-cum-vomitorium.",
">\n\nGlancing at this headline I reflexively thought it was yet another school shooting",
">\n\nusually food poison or toxic gas",
">\n\nThe Last of Us",
">\n\nIs this sounding like what Chunk caused at the movie theater in Goonies?",
">\n\nIf I were the janitor I'd just be taking some PTO all of a sudden.",
">\n\nDid these children go on a field trip to Camp Lejeune lately?",
">\n\n:O Oh my god!!!",
">\n\n\"Parents with liquor cabinets that nolonger contain alcohol.\"",
">\n\nThey must have had some of Michelle Obama's famous school lunches. People have to clean out their freezers!"
] |
>
The title of the article is the TLDR. The article was extremely short and doesn't offer much additional info beyond the headline. | [
"Enteric diseases epidemiologist here. I investigate GI outbreaks for a state government. Folks that have said this sounds like norovirus are exactly right. \nNoro is the most common cause of acute gastroenteritis outbreaks by far, particularly in congregate settings like schools, long-term care facilities, prisons, etc. It is wonderfully “designed” to spread like wildfire: the infectious dose is insanely low, it’s found in the feces AND vomit of the infected, it’s not killed by hand sanitizer, it can live for a while on surfaces, and many disinfectants won’t kill it. About a hundred years ago (before the virus was discovered) it was called “winter vomiting syndrome” because cases and outbreaks increase markedly in the winter months and, you know, puking is involved. The timing and length of this annual peak differ a bit each year, but most cases and outbreaks occur between Novemberish and Marchish - aka norovirus season. In my state, our norovirus season has really picked up in the last two weeks.\nIf this were my investigation I’d assume norovirus unless A) the kids’ illnesses lasted say 4 to 6+ days instead of noro’s typical 1 or 2 days, B) a significant number of kids reported bloody diarrhea rather or other severe symptoms, or, C) there were some other compelling reason- for example, if the school was serving raw milk.\nYour typical layperson wants to blame the shits on the last thing they ate, but it’s almost never the last thing they ate. Most common GI pathogens take at least several hours to make people sick. Noro usually takes about 24 hours.\nThe article doesn’t have enough info for me to say what mode of transmission is likely. If most of these kids were sick on the same one/two days, foodborne would be likely. If cases were scattered over a few/several days, person-to-person or environmental transmission would be more likely. If it is foodborne then most likely someone in the kitchen worked while they were having diarrhea or within a couple days of recovering from diarrhea.\nNot mentioned in this article: it’d be super easy to test a couple of stool samples and find out the cause. It would take less than a day! The health department is probably working on it, but parents never want to give poops for school outbreaks. No idea why.",
">\n\nIn another article, it says that all 130 kids were vomiting simultaneously. Would that imply that it was environmental and not a virus? As in something airborne like an insecticide being sprayed incorrectly or a chemical leak?\n\nAccording to 8 News Now, all 130 students were lined up outside the Wayne N. Tanaka Elementary School health office on Jan. 27 as they experienced a wave of \"projectile vomiting.\"",
">\n\nThat sounds like mass psychogenic illness.",
">\n\nOr people being grossed out as well",
">\n\nIt goes deeper than that.",
">\n\nThat's what she said.\nNo, I mean some people are so grossed out by puke they puke themselves when they see someone doing it.\nA psychosis would be people just internalizing people are sick and they got it too. Like that House episode, but that wouldn't necessarily be because they are grossed out",
">\n\nSounds like norovirus. Scourge of cruise ships everywhere. Highly contagious. For this high a body count at once, it's got to be a cafeteria worker who didn't wash their hands.",
">\n\nWhy don't people wash their hands? Why?",
">\n\nYou’d think the last couple of years would have made at least some form of an impression…",
">\n\nIt’s like the people who believe we should keep getting sick to boost our immune system, and it’s like no I just keep getting sick!",
">\n\nDon’t get me wrong, I like time off work as much as the next bloke, but not when I’m sick, especially in bloody summer, for reference I’m in West Oz, we had 39°C today here in Perth, mate of mine is currently dealing with a chest infection and is not having a good time…",
">\n\nI hate that people think by being sick a lot I’m getting so much time off work, one I’m lucky to even get sick pay, and two I am not having fun! I am bedbound, struggling to look after myself and my home, and when I’m back to work I’ve got loads of work to catch up on, like it’s never fun and I’d rather not get sick!\nEdit: spelling mistakes!",
">\n\nPoor janitor",
">\n\nSeason 3 of American Vandal incoming?",
">\n\nExactly what I thought but it’s too similar to the last one I think (was it any good? It’s a great idea, that show, but the actual implementation is like… smiles at best, no laughs…for me anyway)",
">\n\nThis happened at summer camp 40 odd years ago, turned out the well was contaminated.",
">\n\nSomeone poisoned the waterhole!",
">\n\nThe watering hole? Whats so great about the watering hole?",
">\n\nI’ll SHOW you when we GET there.",
">\n\nAn elephant what!?",
">\n\nHow are we gonna ditch the dodo?",
">\n\nAmerican Vandal Season 3",
">\n\nWe back, boys. Lets gooo",
">\n\nSounds like someone didn't wear gloves while making lunch. Gave them the Norovirus.",
">\n\nI’ve had Norovirus twice, it was brutal. Wouldn’t wish it on anyone",
">\n\nAnd it spreads so fast.",
">\n\nExactly, and it’s one of the few things that’s very difficult to get rid of by just washing your hands with soap and water. \nI remember when I was in college, the school sent out an email that a few people who worked in the cafeteria kitchen had gotten it (this was after I had already had it twice), and I think I avoided the cafeteria for about two weeks. No way I was letting myself get it a third time",
">\n\nAll things considered, vomit is probably the best projectile to be in the headline relating to a US school.",
">\n\nUnderrated comment",
">\n\nThe school was putting on a play. It's called \"The Aristocrats.\"",
">\n\nWhile a gastrointestinal virus may be one possibility - FOX news viewers will want to consider the possibility of mass demonic possession taking place in sin city and interpret it as an omen of the end times.",
">\n\nEither that or it's because of drag queens and transgender folks. Time to ban all books in school.",
">\n\nWhich letters in the alphabet are evil?",
">\n\nMostly vowels and the letter N\n/s",
">\n\nI think we’d get by just fine without ‘x’",
">\n\nThis is exactly the point.",
">\n\nEggsactly.",
">\n\nDid someone get Boebert to cater something?",
">\n\nUnderrated (voted) comment!",
">\n\nMaybe they watched Gigli",
">\n\nTurkey time...",
">\n\nWhen I hear \"projectile vomiting\", I am reminded of this scene from Stand by Me.",
">\n\nThat was what I envisioned, too....",
">\n\nSounds like American Vandal is back on the menu boys!",
">\n\nDamn Turd Burglar.",
">\n\nI know school can be painfully boring, but I've never heard of an outbreak of school this bad before",
">\n\nAnd no one took a photo???",
">\n\nNorovirus can lay dormant without a host for about weeks. It's pretty much impervious to Lysol and only 15-20 spores will make you wish you were dead. That shit is contagious AF.\nI had it 18 months ago. Wouldn't wish it on my worst enemy.",
">\n\nI’d throw up if I lived in las Vegas to",
">\n\nCops were found sitting in the parking lot waiting for the whole thing to work itself out.",
">\n\nOk, where are the guys from \"American Vandel\"? We need to get the band back together.",
">\n\nAny politician will tell this is probably the result of having more than one egress point or not having armed teachers or something.",
">\n\n130 students got sick all at the same time in the same place. It was not a virus or something passed from person to person because they didn't wash their hands, it was something in the kitchen, something the kids were fed, and the school doesn't want to have to deal with it publicly because of lawsuits and repercussions. That's why the BS.",
">\n\nNoro from food contamination is the leading cause of food poisoning. Like over 70% last I read. It absolutely sounds like a virus.",
">\n\nI'll bet that this was the Wuhan spy balloon that spread chemtrails over them. \n/s",
">\n\nRacist climate change is the answer you’re looking for",
">\n\nHow many of those kids were forced to get vaccinated by Joe Biden?\n-Some \"expert\" on Fox News probably",
">\n\nIt feels a little like cheating to post Faux News articles on /r/nottheonion.",
">\n\nCordyceps",
">\n\nThe Chinese Spy balloon poisoned them!",
">\n\nAnswer is the prison food 3rd party they have hired for school lunch.",
">\n\nProbably just a coincidence.",
">\n\nFood poisoning.",
">\n\nIt’s called drugs",
">\n\nI experienced this once when, on St. Patrick's Day, the school cafeteria added green food coloring to the peanut butter for sandwiches. The disgusting color caused some kids to start vomiting and then many more followed in some sort of mass hysteria event. Ultimately, I think the aroma of vomit became the driving force in the cafeteria-cum-vomitorium.",
">\n\nGlancing at this headline I reflexively thought it was yet another school shooting",
">\n\nusually food poison or toxic gas",
">\n\nThe Last of Us",
">\n\nIs this sounding like what Chunk caused at the movie theater in Goonies?",
">\n\nIf I were the janitor I'd just be taking some PTO all of a sudden.",
">\n\nDid these children go on a field trip to Camp Lejeune lately?",
">\n\n:O Oh my god!!!",
">\n\n\"Parents with liquor cabinets that nolonger contain alcohol.\"",
">\n\nThey must have had some of Michelle Obama's famous school lunches. People have to clean out their freezers!",
">\n\ndoes anyone have the tldr for this?"
] |
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MAGA water poisoning. People. Are saying it’s happening because they can’t control those young people. | [
"Enteric diseases epidemiologist here. I investigate GI outbreaks for a state government. Folks that have said this sounds like norovirus are exactly right. \nNoro is the most common cause of acute gastroenteritis outbreaks by far, particularly in congregate settings like schools, long-term care facilities, prisons, etc. It is wonderfully “designed” to spread like wildfire: the infectious dose is insanely low, it’s found in the feces AND vomit of the infected, it’s not killed by hand sanitizer, it can live for a while on surfaces, and many disinfectants won’t kill it. About a hundred years ago (before the virus was discovered) it was called “winter vomiting syndrome” because cases and outbreaks increase markedly in the winter months and, you know, puking is involved. The timing and length of this annual peak differ a bit each year, but most cases and outbreaks occur between Novemberish and Marchish - aka norovirus season. In my state, our norovirus season has really picked up in the last two weeks.\nIf this were my investigation I’d assume norovirus unless A) the kids’ illnesses lasted say 4 to 6+ days instead of noro’s typical 1 or 2 days, B) a significant number of kids reported bloody diarrhea rather or other severe symptoms, or, C) there were some other compelling reason- for example, if the school was serving raw milk.\nYour typical layperson wants to blame the shits on the last thing they ate, but it’s almost never the last thing they ate. Most common GI pathogens take at least several hours to make people sick. Noro usually takes about 24 hours.\nThe article doesn’t have enough info for me to say what mode of transmission is likely. If most of these kids were sick on the same one/two days, foodborne would be likely. If cases were scattered over a few/several days, person-to-person or environmental transmission would be more likely. If it is foodborne then most likely someone in the kitchen worked while they were having diarrhea or within a couple days of recovering from diarrhea.\nNot mentioned in this article: it’d be super easy to test a couple of stool samples and find out the cause. It would take less than a day! The health department is probably working on it, but parents never want to give poops for school outbreaks. No idea why.",
">\n\nIn another article, it says that all 130 kids were vomiting simultaneously. Would that imply that it was environmental and not a virus? As in something airborne like an insecticide being sprayed incorrectly or a chemical leak?\n\nAccording to 8 News Now, all 130 students were lined up outside the Wayne N. Tanaka Elementary School health office on Jan. 27 as they experienced a wave of \"projectile vomiting.\"",
">\n\nThat sounds like mass psychogenic illness.",
">\n\nOr people being grossed out as well",
">\n\nIt goes deeper than that.",
">\n\nThat's what she said.\nNo, I mean some people are so grossed out by puke they puke themselves when they see someone doing it.\nA psychosis would be people just internalizing people are sick and they got it too. Like that House episode, but that wouldn't necessarily be because they are grossed out",
">\n\nSounds like norovirus. Scourge of cruise ships everywhere. Highly contagious. For this high a body count at once, it's got to be a cafeteria worker who didn't wash their hands.",
">\n\nWhy don't people wash their hands? Why?",
">\n\nYou’d think the last couple of years would have made at least some form of an impression…",
">\n\nIt’s like the people who believe we should keep getting sick to boost our immune system, and it’s like no I just keep getting sick!",
">\n\nDon’t get me wrong, I like time off work as much as the next bloke, but not when I’m sick, especially in bloody summer, for reference I’m in West Oz, we had 39°C today here in Perth, mate of mine is currently dealing with a chest infection and is not having a good time…",
">\n\nI hate that people think by being sick a lot I’m getting so much time off work, one I’m lucky to even get sick pay, and two I am not having fun! I am bedbound, struggling to look after myself and my home, and when I’m back to work I’ve got loads of work to catch up on, like it’s never fun and I’d rather not get sick!\nEdit: spelling mistakes!",
">\n\nPoor janitor",
">\n\nSeason 3 of American Vandal incoming?",
">\n\nExactly what I thought but it’s too similar to the last one I think (was it any good? It’s a great idea, that show, but the actual implementation is like… smiles at best, no laughs…for me anyway)",
">\n\nThis happened at summer camp 40 odd years ago, turned out the well was contaminated.",
">\n\nSomeone poisoned the waterhole!",
">\n\nThe watering hole? Whats so great about the watering hole?",
">\n\nI’ll SHOW you when we GET there.",
">\n\nAn elephant what!?",
">\n\nHow are we gonna ditch the dodo?",
">\n\nAmerican Vandal Season 3",
">\n\nWe back, boys. Lets gooo",
">\n\nSounds like someone didn't wear gloves while making lunch. Gave them the Norovirus.",
">\n\nI’ve had Norovirus twice, it was brutal. Wouldn’t wish it on anyone",
">\n\nAnd it spreads so fast.",
">\n\nExactly, and it’s one of the few things that’s very difficult to get rid of by just washing your hands with soap and water. \nI remember when I was in college, the school sent out an email that a few people who worked in the cafeteria kitchen had gotten it (this was after I had already had it twice), and I think I avoided the cafeteria for about two weeks. No way I was letting myself get it a third time",
">\n\nAll things considered, vomit is probably the best projectile to be in the headline relating to a US school.",
">\n\nUnderrated comment",
">\n\nThe school was putting on a play. It's called \"The Aristocrats.\"",
">\n\nWhile a gastrointestinal virus may be one possibility - FOX news viewers will want to consider the possibility of mass demonic possession taking place in sin city and interpret it as an omen of the end times.",
">\n\nEither that or it's because of drag queens and transgender folks. Time to ban all books in school.",
">\n\nWhich letters in the alphabet are evil?",
">\n\nMostly vowels and the letter N\n/s",
">\n\nI think we’d get by just fine without ‘x’",
">\n\nThis is exactly the point.",
">\n\nEggsactly.",
">\n\nDid someone get Boebert to cater something?",
">\n\nUnderrated (voted) comment!",
">\n\nMaybe they watched Gigli",
">\n\nTurkey time...",
">\n\nWhen I hear \"projectile vomiting\", I am reminded of this scene from Stand by Me.",
">\n\nThat was what I envisioned, too....",
">\n\nSounds like American Vandal is back on the menu boys!",
">\n\nDamn Turd Burglar.",
">\n\nI know school can be painfully boring, but I've never heard of an outbreak of school this bad before",
">\n\nAnd no one took a photo???",
">\n\nNorovirus can lay dormant without a host for about weeks. It's pretty much impervious to Lysol and only 15-20 spores will make you wish you were dead. That shit is contagious AF.\nI had it 18 months ago. Wouldn't wish it on my worst enemy.",
">\n\nI’d throw up if I lived in las Vegas to",
">\n\nCops were found sitting in the parking lot waiting for the whole thing to work itself out.",
">\n\nOk, where are the guys from \"American Vandel\"? We need to get the band back together.",
">\n\nAny politician will tell this is probably the result of having more than one egress point or not having armed teachers or something.",
">\n\n130 students got sick all at the same time in the same place. It was not a virus or something passed from person to person because they didn't wash their hands, it was something in the kitchen, something the kids were fed, and the school doesn't want to have to deal with it publicly because of lawsuits and repercussions. That's why the BS.",
">\n\nNoro from food contamination is the leading cause of food poisoning. Like over 70% last I read. It absolutely sounds like a virus.",
">\n\nI'll bet that this was the Wuhan spy balloon that spread chemtrails over them. \n/s",
">\n\nRacist climate change is the answer you’re looking for",
">\n\nHow many of those kids were forced to get vaccinated by Joe Biden?\n-Some \"expert\" on Fox News probably",
">\n\nIt feels a little like cheating to post Faux News articles on /r/nottheonion.",
">\n\nCordyceps",
">\n\nThe Chinese Spy balloon poisoned them!",
">\n\nAnswer is the prison food 3rd party they have hired for school lunch.",
">\n\nProbably just a coincidence.",
">\n\nFood poisoning.",
">\n\nIt’s called drugs",
">\n\nI experienced this once when, on St. Patrick's Day, the school cafeteria added green food coloring to the peanut butter for sandwiches. The disgusting color caused some kids to start vomiting and then many more followed in some sort of mass hysteria event. Ultimately, I think the aroma of vomit became the driving force in the cafeteria-cum-vomitorium.",
">\n\nGlancing at this headline I reflexively thought it was yet another school shooting",
">\n\nusually food poison or toxic gas",
">\n\nThe Last of Us",
">\n\nIs this sounding like what Chunk caused at the movie theater in Goonies?",
">\n\nIf I were the janitor I'd just be taking some PTO all of a sudden.",
">\n\nDid these children go on a field trip to Camp Lejeune lately?",
">\n\n:O Oh my god!!!",
">\n\n\"Parents with liquor cabinets that nolonger contain alcohol.\"",
">\n\nThey must have had some of Michelle Obama's famous school lunches. People have to clean out their freezers!",
">\n\ndoes anyone have the tldr for this?",
">\n\nThe title of the article is the TLDR. The article was extremely short and doesn't offer much additional info beyond the headline."
] |
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Spy balloon? Coincidence? Tom Brady? | [
"Enteric diseases epidemiologist here. I investigate GI outbreaks for a state government. Folks that have said this sounds like norovirus are exactly right. \nNoro is the most common cause of acute gastroenteritis outbreaks by far, particularly in congregate settings like schools, long-term care facilities, prisons, etc. It is wonderfully “designed” to spread like wildfire: the infectious dose is insanely low, it’s found in the feces AND vomit of the infected, it’s not killed by hand sanitizer, it can live for a while on surfaces, and many disinfectants won’t kill it. About a hundred years ago (before the virus was discovered) it was called “winter vomiting syndrome” because cases and outbreaks increase markedly in the winter months and, you know, puking is involved. The timing and length of this annual peak differ a bit each year, but most cases and outbreaks occur between Novemberish and Marchish - aka norovirus season. In my state, our norovirus season has really picked up in the last two weeks.\nIf this were my investigation I’d assume norovirus unless A) the kids’ illnesses lasted say 4 to 6+ days instead of noro’s typical 1 or 2 days, B) a significant number of kids reported bloody diarrhea rather or other severe symptoms, or, C) there were some other compelling reason- for example, if the school was serving raw milk.\nYour typical layperson wants to blame the shits on the last thing they ate, but it’s almost never the last thing they ate. Most common GI pathogens take at least several hours to make people sick. Noro usually takes about 24 hours.\nThe article doesn’t have enough info for me to say what mode of transmission is likely. If most of these kids were sick on the same one/two days, foodborne would be likely. If cases were scattered over a few/several days, person-to-person or environmental transmission would be more likely. If it is foodborne then most likely someone in the kitchen worked while they were having diarrhea or within a couple days of recovering from diarrhea.\nNot mentioned in this article: it’d be super easy to test a couple of stool samples and find out the cause. It would take less than a day! The health department is probably working on it, but parents never want to give poops for school outbreaks. No idea why.",
">\n\nIn another article, it says that all 130 kids were vomiting simultaneously. Would that imply that it was environmental and not a virus? As in something airborne like an insecticide being sprayed incorrectly or a chemical leak?\n\nAccording to 8 News Now, all 130 students were lined up outside the Wayne N. Tanaka Elementary School health office on Jan. 27 as they experienced a wave of \"projectile vomiting.\"",
">\n\nThat sounds like mass psychogenic illness.",
">\n\nOr people being grossed out as well",
">\n\nIt goes deeper than that.",
">\n\nThat's what she said.\nNo, I mean some people are so grossed out by puke they puke themselves when they see someone doing it.\nA psychosis would be people just internalizing people are sick and they got it too. Like that House episode, but that wouldn't necessarily be because they are grossed out",
">\n\nSounds like norovirus. Scourge of cruise ships everywhere. Highly contagious. For this high a body count at once, it's got to be a cafeteria worker who didn't wash their hands.",
">\n\nWhy don't people wash their hands? Why?",
">\n\nYou’d think the last couple of years would have made at least some form of an impression…",
">\n\nIt’s like the people who believe we should keep getting sick to boost our immune system, and it’s like no I just keep getting sick!",
">\n\nDon’t get me wrong, I like time off work as much as the next bloke, but not when I’m sick, especially in bloody summer, for reference I’m in West Oz, we had 39°C today here in Perth, mate of mine is currently dealing with a chest infection and is not having a good time…",
">\n\nI hate that people think by being sick a lot I’m getting so much time off work, one I’m lucky to even get sick pay, and two I am not having fun! I am bedbound, struggling to look after myself and my home, and when I’m back to work I’ve got loads of work to catch up on, like it’s never fun and I’d rather not get sick!\nEdit: spelling mistakes!",
">\n\nPoor janitor",
">\n\nSeason 3 of American Vandal incoming?",
">\n\nExactly what I thought but it’s too similar to the last one I think (was it any good? It’s a great idea, that show, but the actual implementation is like… smiles at best, no laughs…for me anyway)",
">\n\nThis happened at summer camp 40 odd years ago, turned out the well was contaminated.",
">\n\nSomeone poisoned the waterhole!",
">\n\nThe watering hole? Whats so great about the watering hole?",
">\n\nI’ll SHOW you when we GET there.",
">\n\nAn elephant what!?",
">\n\nHow are we gonna ditch the dodo?",
">\n\nAmerican Vandal Season 3",
">\n\nWe back, boys. Lets gooo",
">\n\nSounds like someone didn't wear gloves while making lunch. Gave them the Norovirus.",
">\n\nI’ve had Norovirus twice, it was brutal. Wouldn’t wish it on anyone",
">\n\nAnd it spreads so fast.",
">\n\nExactly, and it’s one of the few things that’s very difficult to get rid of by just washing your hands with soap and water. \nI remember when I was in college, the school sent out an email that a few people who worked in the cafeteria kitchen had gotten it (this was after I had already had it twice), and I think I avoided the cafeteria for about two weeks. No way I was letting myself get it a third time",
">\n\nAll things considered, vomit is probably the best projectile to be in the headline relating to a US school.",
">\n\nUnderrated comment",
">\n\nThe school was putting on a play. It's called \"The Aristocrats.\"",
">\n\nWhile a gastrointestinal virus may be one possibility - FOX news viewers will want to consider the possibility of mass demonic possession taking place in sin city and interpret it as an omen of the end times.",
">\n\nEither that or it's because of drag queens and transgender folks. Time to ban all books in school.",
">\n\nWhich letters in the alphabet are evil?",
">\n\nMostly vowels and the letter N\n/s",
">\n\nI think we’d get by just fine without ‘x’",
">\n\nThis is exactly the point.",
">\n\nEggsactly.",
">\n\nDid someone get Boebert to cater something?",
">\n\nUnderrated (voted) comment!",
">\n\nMaybe they watched Gigli",
">\n\nTurkey time...",
">\n\nWhen I hear \"projectile vomiting\", I am reminded of this scene from Stand by Me.",
">\n\nThat was what I envisioned, too....",
">\n\nSounds like American Vandal is back on the menu boys!",
">\n\nDamn Turd Burglar.",
">\n\nI know school can be painfully boring, but I've never heard of an outbreak of school this bad before",
">\n\nAnd no one took a photo???",
">\n\nNorovirus can lay dormant without a host for about weeks. It's pretty much impervious to Lysol and only 15-20 spores will make you wish you were dead. That shit is contagious AF.\nI had it 18 months ago. Wouldn't wish it on my worst enemy.",
">\n\nI’d throw up if I lived in las Vegas to",
">\n\nCops were found sitting in the parking lot waiting for the whole thing to work itself out.",
">\n\nOk, where are the guys from \"American Vandel\"? We need to get the band back together.",
">\n\nAny politician will tell this is probably the result of having more than one egress point or not having armed teachers or something.",
">\n\n130 students got sick all at the same time in the same place. It was not a virus or something passed from person to person because they didn't wash their hands, it was something in the kitchen, something the kids were fed, and the school doesn't want to have to deal with it publicly because of lawsuits and repercussions. That's why the BS.",
">\n\nNoro from food contamination is the leading cause of food poisoning. Like over 70% last I read. It absolutely sounds like a virus.",
">\n\nI'll bet that this was the Wuhan spy balloon that spread chemtrails over them. \n/s",
">\n\nRacist climate change is the answer you’re looking for",
">\n\nHow many of those kids were forced to get vaccinated by Joe Biden?\n-Some \"expert\" on Fox News probably",
">\n\nIt feels a little like cheating to post Faux News articles on /r/nottheonion.",
">\n\nCordyceps",
">\n\nThe Chinese Spy balloon poisoned them!",
">\n\nAnswer is the prison food 3rd party they have hired for school lunch.",
">\n\nProbably just a coincidence.",
">\n\nFood poisoning.",
">\n\nIt’s called drugs",
">\n\nI experienced this once when, on St. Patrick's Day, the school cafeteria added green food coloring to the peanut butter for sandwiches. The disgusting color caused some kids to start vomiting and then many more followed in some sort of mass hysteria event. Ultimately, I think the aroma of vomit became the driving force in the cafeteria-cum-vomitorium.",
">\n\nGlancing at this headline I reflexively thought it was yet another school shooting",
">\n\nusually food poison or toxic gas",
">\n\nThe Last of Us",
">\n\nIs this sounding like what Chunk caused at the movie theater in Goonies?",
">\n\nIf I were the janitor I'd just be taking some PTO all of a sudden.",
">\n\nDid these children go on a field trip to Camp Lejeune lately?",
">\n\n:O Oh my god!!!",
">\n\n\"Parents with liquor cabinets that nolonger contain alcohol.\"",
">\n\nThey must have had some of Michelle Obama's famous school lunches. People have to clean out their freezers!",
">\n\ndoes anyone have the tldr for this?",
">\n\nThe title of the article is the TLDR. The article was extremely short and doesn't offer much additional info beyond the headline.",
">\n\nMAGA water poisoning. People. Are saying it’s happening because they can’t control those young people."
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"Enteric diseases epidemiologist here. I investigate GI outbreaks for a state government. Folks that have said this sounds like norovirus are exactly right. \nNoro is the most common cause of acute gastroenteritis outbreaks by far, particularly in congregate settings like schools, long-term care facilities, prisons, etc. It is wonderfully “designed” to spread like wildfire: the infectious dose is insanely low, it’s found in the feces AND vomit of the infected, it’s not killed by hand sanitizer, it can live for a while on surfaces, and many disinfectants won’t kill it. About a hundred years ago (before the virus was discovered) it was called “winter vomiting syndrome” because cases and outbreaks increase markedly in the winter months and, you know, puking is involved. The timing and length of this annual peak differ a bit each year, but most cases and outbreaks occur between Novemberish and Marchish - aka norovirus season. In my state, our norovirus season has really picked up in the last two weeks.\nIf this were my investigation I’d assume norovirus unless A) the kids’ illnesses lasted say 4 to 6+ days instead of noro’s typical 1 or 2 days, B) a significant number of kids reported bloody diarrhea rather or other severe symptoms, or, C) there were some other compelling reason- for example, if the school was serving raw milk.\nYour typical layperson wants to blame the shits on the last thing they ate, but it’s almost never the last thing they ate. Most common GI pathogens take at least several hours to make people sick. Noro usually takes about 24 hours.\nThe article doesn’t have enough info for me to say what mode of transmission is likely. If most of these kids were sick on the same one/two days, foodborne would be likely. If cases were scattered over a few/several days, person-to-person or environmental transmission would be more likely. If it is foodborne then most likely someone in the kitchen worked while they were having diarrhea or within a couple days of recovering from diarrhea.\nNot mentioned in this article: it’d be super easy to test a couple of stool samples and find out the cause. It would take less than a day! The health department is probably working on it, but parents never want to give poops for school outbreaks. No idea why.",
">\n\nIn another article, it says that all 130 kids were vomiting simultaneously. Would that imply that it was environmental and not a virus? As in something airborne like an insecticide being sprayed incorrectly or a chemical leak?\n\nAccording to 8 News Now, all 130 students were lined up outside the Wayne N. Tanaka Elementary School health office on Jan. 27 as they experienced a wave of \"projectile vomiting.\"",
">\n\nThat sounds like mass psychogenic illness.",
">\n\nOr people being grossed out as well",
">\n\nIt goes deeper than that.",
">\n\nThat's what she said.\nNo, I mean some people are so grossed out by puke they puke themselves when they see someone doing it.\nA psychosis would be people just internalizing people are sick and they got it too. Like that House episode, but that wouldn't necessarily be because they are grossed out",
">\n\nSounds like norovirus. Scourge of cruise ships everywhere. Highly contagious. For this high a body count at once, it's got to be a cafeteria worker who didn't wash their hands.",
">\n\nWhy don't people wash their hands? Why?",
">\n\nYou’d think the last couple of years would have made at least some form of an impression…",
">\n\nIt’s like the people who believe we should keep getting sick to boost our immune system, and it’s like no I just keep getting sick!",
">\n\nDon’t get me wrong, I like time off work as much as the next bloke, but not when I’m sick, especially in bloody summer, for reference I’m in West Oz, we had 39°C today here in Perth, mate of mine is currently dealing with a chest infection and is not having a good time…",
">\n\nI hate that people think by being sick a lot I’m getting so much time off work, one I’m lucky to even get sick pay, and two I am not having fun! I am bedbound, struggling to look after myself and my home, and when I’m back to work I’ve got loads of work to catch up on, like it’s never fun and I’d rather not get sick!\nEdit: spelling mistakes!",
">\n\nPoor janitor",
">\n\nSeason 3 of American Vandal incoming?",
">\n\nExactly what I thought but it’s too similar to the last one I think (was it any good? It’s a great idea, that show, but the actual implementation is like… smiles at best, no laughs…for me anyway)",
">\n\nThis happened at summer camp 40 odd years ago, turned out the well was contaminated.",
">\n\nSomeone poisoned the waterhole!",
">\n\nThe watering hole? Whats so great about the watering hole?",
">\n\nI’ll SHOW you when we GET there.",
">\n\nAn elephant what!?",
">\n\nHow are we gonna ditch the dodo?",
">\n\nAmerican Vandal Season 3",
">\n\nWe back, boys. Lets gooo",
">\n\nSounds like someone didn't wear gloves while making lunch. Gave them the Norovirus.",
">\n\nI’ve had Norovirus twice, it was brutal. Wouldn’t wish it on anyone",
">\n\nAnd it spreads so fast.",
">\n\nExactly, and it’s one of the few things that’s very difficult to get rid of by just washing your hands with soap and water. \nI remember when I was in college, the school sent out an email that a few people who worked in the cafeteria kitchen had gotten it (this was after I had already had it twice), and I think I avoided the cafeteria for about two weeks. No way I was letting myself get it a third time",
">\n\nAll things considered, vomit is probably the best projectile to be in the headline relating to a US school.",
">\n\nUnderrated comment",
">\n\nThe school was putting on a play. It's called \"The Aristocrats.\"",
">\n\nWhile a gastrointestinal virus may be one possibility - FOX news viewers will want to consider the possibility of mass demonic possession taking place in sin city and interpret it as an omen of the end times.",
">\n\nEither that or it's because of drag queens and transgender folks. Time to ban all books in school.",
">\n\nWhich letters in the alphabet are evil?",
">\n\nMostly vowels and the letter N\n/s",
">\n\nI think we’d get by just fine without ‘x’",
">\n\nThis is exactly the point.",
">\n\nEggsactly.",
">\n\nDid someone get Boebert to cater something?",
">\n\nUnderrated (voted) comment!",
">\n\nMaybe they watched Gigli",
">\n\nTurkey time...",
">\n\nWhen I hear \"projectile vomiting\", I am reminded of this scene from Stand by Me.",
">\n\nThat was what I envisioned, too....",
">\n\nSounds like American Vandal is back on the menu boys!",
">\n\nDamn Turd Burglar.",
">\n\nI know school can be painfully boring, but I've never heard of an outbreak of school this bad before",
">\n\nAnd no one took a photo???",
">\n\nNorovirus can lay dormant without a host for about weeks. It's pretty much impervious to Lysol and only 15-20 spores will make you wish you were dead. That shit is contagious AF.\nI had it 18 months ago. Wouldn't wish it on my worst enemy.",
">\n\nI’d throw up if I lived in las Vegas to",
">\n\nCops were found sitting in the parking lot waiting for the whole thing to work itself out.",
">\n\nOk, where are the guys from \"American Vandel\"? We need to get the band back together.",
">\n\nAny politician will tell this is probably the result of having more than one egress point or not having armed teachers or something.",
">\n\n130 students got sick all at the same time in the same place. It was not a virus or something passed from person to person because they didn't wash their hands, it was something in the kitchen, something the kids were fed, and the school doesn't want to have to deal with it publicly because of lawsuits and repercussions. That's why the BS.",
">\n\nNoro from food contamination is the leading cause of food poisoning. Like over 70% last I read. It absolutely sounds like a virus.",
">\n\nI'll bet that this was the Wuhan spy balloon that spread chemtrails over them. \n/s",
">\n\nRacist climate change is the answer you’re looking for",
">\n\nHow many of those kids were forced to get vaccinated by Joe Biden?\n-Some \"expert\" on Fox News probably",
">\n\nIt feels a little like cheating to post Faux News articles on /r/nottheonion.",
">\n\nCordyceps",
">\n\nThe Chinese Spy balloon poisoned them!",
">\n\nAnswer is the prison food 3rd party they have hired for school lunch.",
">\n\nProbably just a coincidence.",
">\n\nFood poisoning.",
">\n\nIt’s called drugs",
">\n\nI experienced this once when, on St. Patrick's Day, the school cafeteria added green food coloring to the peanut butter for sandwiches. The disgusting color caused some kids to start vomiting and then many more followed in some sort of mass hysteria event. Ultimately, I think the aroma of vomit became the driving force in the cafeteria-cum-vomitorium.",
">\n\nGlancing at this headline I reflexively thought it was yet another school shooting",
">\n\nusually food poison or toxic gas",
">\n\nThe Last of Us",
">\n\nIs this sounding like what Chunk caused at the movie theater in Goonies?",
">\n\nIf I were the janitor I'd just be taking some PTO all of a sudden.",
">\n\nDid these children go on a field trip to Camp Lejeune lately?",
">\n\n:O Oh my god!!!",
">\n\n\"Parents with liquor cabinets that nolonger contain alcohol.\"",
">\n\nThey must have had some of Michelle Obama's famous school lunches. People have to clean out their freezers!",
">\n\ndoes anyone have the tldr for this?",
">\n\nThe title of the article is the TLDR. The article was extremely short and doesn't offer much additional info beyond the headline.",
">\n\nMAGA water poisoning. People. Are saying it’s happening because they can’t control those young people.",
">\n\nSpy balloon? Coincidence? Tom Brady?"
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Republicans don't even give a shit about their representatives governing. They literally just want them to start culture wars and dish out hits on societal things that they find offensive. Take DeSantis here. Dude has no accomplishments as governor; nothing important legislative, and nothing important economically. Battling "woke" shit like this is his only motivation, and it's what his voters want. | [] |
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"Republicans don't even give a shit about their representatives governing. They literally just want them to start culture wars and dish out hits on societal things that they find offensive. Take DeSantis here. Dude has no accomplishments as governor; nothing important legislative, and nothing important economically. Battling \"woke\" shit like this is his only motivation, and it's what his voters want."
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