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"text": "System: I want you to summarize this text\nDocument: Hey, this is just a very minor thing. I'm a 16 year old male, 6 ft, 155 lbs, white. I swim competitively, so I am in a lot of contact with water. I had some pain about a week ago, bought some swimmer's ear drops, and it cleared up. Pain came back in both ears yesterday, and I was taking ibuprofen so I could go through finals without distractions. I went to see the doc today and she seemed pretty calm about the whole thing. She said the ears weren't infected, and that the Eustachian tubes were probably blocked. I've taken 2 tablets of pseudoephedrine HCl as a decongestant, and the pain in one ear has lessened a good deal. The remaining pain still is apparent when I swallow and it does feel like there is pressure on the ear. After all of this backstory, I was just wondering is there are any remedies to help lessen this pain or address the problem. For example, would any from this list \nwork well or are there any to avoid for my state?"
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"text": "System: I want you to summarize this text\nDocument: Hey, this is just a very minor thing. I'm a 16 year old male, 6 ft, 155 lbs, white. I swim competitively, so I am in a lot of contact with water. I had some pain about a week ago, bought some swimmer's ear drops, and it cleared up. Pain came back in both ears yesterday, and I was taking ibuprofen so I could go through finals without distractions. I went to see the doc today and she seemed pretty calm about the whole thing. She said the ears weren't infected, and that the Eustachian tubes were probably blocked. I've taken 2 tablets of pseudoephedrine HCl as a decongestant, and the pain in one ear has lessened a good deal. The remaining pain still is apparent when I swallow and it does feel like there is pressure on the ear. After all of this backstory, I was just wondering is there are any remedies to help lessen this pain or address the problem. For example, would any from this list \nwork well or are there any to avoid for my state?"
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"text": "System: I want you to summarize this text\nDocument: My girlfriend of six months goes to school in the same town as me. I go to a boarding school, she goes to a day school.\n\nWe can usually see each other either once or twice a week during term time and similarly infrequently in the holidays.\n\nShe has mental health issues which she has never spoken properly to anyone about. She used to self-harm several years ago but now just feels 'shit and empty' a lot of the time.\n\nI try to give her advice and put myself in her situation so that she'll go to a therapist or councillor about it, but she never does and just says that I'm being patronizing.\n\nShe says that I seem patronizing too often and that she's bored of me asking how she is over text. I say that I only do it to check she's ok because I worry about her.\n\nWe recently found out that the universities we are going to are 250 miles away from each other because she didn't get into her first choice. We're both happy to try long-distance but I've said that I want to hold on to her and enjoy the next few months regardless of the future.\n\nWe had a long phone call last night when we both openly criticised the other, which doesn't often happen, and I feel so shit waking up this morning. \n\nI put in everything I can and try to make sure she's OK but I don't know if I'm meant to be a coping mechanism or a constant source of reassurance or what. \n\nI know I am young and naive but please don't be patronizing to me in your advice. This girl was my first kiss (tragic, I know) and is the first person I've ever felt like this about. I don't want to lose her over something I can't control.\n\nI have no idea if she's planning on breaking up with me or what but I need some advice as to how to cope. Ask questions if you need to or PM me or whatever, I just need someone to help me help her and help me make her happy and smiley again like she used to be."
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"text": "System: I want you to summarize this text\nDocument: My girlfriend of six months goes to school in the same town as me. I go to a boarding school, she goes to a day school.\n\nWe can usually see each other either once or twice a week during term time and similarly infrequently in the holidays.\n\nShe has mental health issues which she has never spoken properly to anyone about. She used to self-harm several years ago but now just feels 'shit and empty' a lot of the time.\n\nI try to give her advice and put myself in her situation so that she'll go to a therapist or councillor about it, but she never does and just says that I'm being patronizing.\n\nShe says that I seem patronizing too often and that she's bored of me asking how she is over text. I say that I only do it to check she's ok because I worry about her.\n\nWe recently found out that the universities we are going to are 250 miles away from each other because she didn't get into her first choice. We're both happy to try long-distance but I've said that I want to hold on to her and enjoy the next few months regardless of the future.\n\nWe had a long phone call last night when we both openly criticised the other, which doesn't often happen, and I feel so shit waking up this morning. \n\nI put in everything I can and try to make sure she's OK but I don't know if I'm meant to be a coping mechanism or a constant source of reassurance or what. \n\nI know I am young and naive but please don't be patronizing to me in your advice. This girl was my first kiss (tragic, I know) and is the first person I've ever felt like this about. I don't want to lose her over something I can't control.\n\nI have no idea if she's planning on breaking up with me or what but I need some advice as to how to cope. Ask questions if you need to or PM me or whatever, I just need someone to help me help her and help me make her happy and smiley again like she used to be."
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"text": "System: I want you to summarize this text\nDocument: My girlfriend of six months goes to school in the same town as me. I go to a boarding school, she goes to a day school.\n\nWe can usually see each other either once or twice a week during term time and similarly infrequently in the holidays.\n\nShe has mental health issues which she has never spoken properly to anyone about. She used to self-harm several years ago but now just feels 'shit and empty' a lot of the time.\n\nI try to give her advice and put myself in her situation so that she'll go to a therapist or councillor about it, but she never does and just says that I'm being patronizing.\n\nShe says that I seem patronizing too often and that she's bored of me asking how she is over text. I say that I only do it to check she's ok because I worry about her.\n\nWe recently found out that the universities we are going to are 250 miles away from each other because she didn't get into her first choice. We're both happy to try long-distance but I've said that I want to hold on to her and enjoy the next few months regardless of the future.\n\nWe had a long phone call last night when we both openly criticised the other, which doesn't often happen, and I feel so shit waking up this morning. \n\nI put in everything I can and try to make sure she's OK but I don't know if I'm meant to be a coping mechanism or a constant source of reassurance or what. \n\nI know I am young and naive but please don't be patronizing to me in your advice. This girl was my first kiss (tragic, I know) and is the first person I've ever felt like this about. I don't want to lose her over something I can't control.\n\nI have no idea if she's planning on breaking up with me or what but I need some advice as to how to cope. Ask questions if you need to or PM me or whatever, I just need someone to help me help her and help me make her happy and smiley again like she used to be."
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"text": "System: I want you to summarize this text\nDocument: My girlfriend of six months goes to school in the same town as me. I go to a boarding school, she goes to a day school.\n\nWe can usually see each other either once or twice a week during term time and similarly infrequently in the holidays.\n\nShe has mental health issues which she has never spoken properly to anyone about. She used to self-harm several years ago but now just feels 'shit and empty' a lot of the time.\n\nI try to give her advice and put myself in her situation so that she'll go to a therapist or councillor about it, but she never does and just says that I'm being patronizing.\n\nShe says that I seem patronizing too often and that she's bored of me asking how she is over text. I say that I only do it to check she's ok because I worry about her.\n\nWe recently found out that the universities we are going to are 250 miles away from each other because she didn't get into her first choice. We're both happy to try long-distance but I've said that I want to hold on to her and enjoy the next few months regardless of the future.\n\nWe had a long phone call last night when we both openly criticised the other, which doesn't often happen, and I feel so shit waking up this morning. \n\nI put in everything I can and try to make sure she's OK but I don't know if I'm meant to be a coping mechanism or a constant source of reassurance or what. \n\nI know I am young and naive but please don't be patronizing to me in your advice. This girl was my first kiss (tragic, I know) and is the first person I've ever felt like this about. I don't want to lose her over something I can't control.\n\nI have no idea if she's planning on breaking up with me or what but I need some advice as to how to cope. Ask questions if you need to or PM me or whatever, I just need someone to help me help her and help me make her happy and smiley again like she used to be."
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"text": "System: I want you to summarize this text\nDocument: My girlfriend of six months goes to school in the same town as me. I go to a boarding school, she goes to a day school.\n\nWe can usually see each other either once or twice a week during term time and similarly infrequently in the holidays.\n\nShe has mental health issues which she has never spoken properly to anyone about. She used to self-harm several years ago but now just feels 'shit and empty' a lot of the time.\n\nI try to give her advice and put myself in her situation so that she'll go to a therapist or councillor about it, but she never does and just says that I'm being patronizing.\n\nShe says that I seem patronizing too often and that she's bored of me asking how she is over text. I say that I only do it to check she's ok because I worry about her.\n\nWe recently found out that the universities we are going to are 250 miles away from each other because she didn't get into her first choice. We're both happy to try long-distance but I've said that I want to hold on to her and enjoy the next few months regardless of the future.\n\nWe had a long phone call last night when we both openly criticised the other, which doesn't often happen, and I feel so shit waking up this morning. \n\nI put in everything I can and try to make sure she's OK but I don't know if I'm meant to be a coping mechanism or a constant source of reassurance or what. \n\nI know I am young and naive but please don't be patronizing to me in your advice. This girl was my first kiss (tragic, I know) and is the first person I've ever felt like this about. I don't want to lose her over something I can't control.\n\nI have no idea if she's planning on breaking up with me or what but I need some advice as to how to cope. Ask questions if you need to or PM me or whatever, I just need someone to help me help her and help me make her happy and smiley again like she used to be."
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"text": "System: I want you to summarize this text\nDocument: My girlfriend of six months goes to school in the same town as me. I go to a boarding school, she goes to a day school.\n\nWe can usually see each other either once or twice a week during term time and similarly infrequently in the holidays.\n\nShe has mental health issues which she has never spoken properly to anyone about. She used to self-harm several years ago but now just feels 'shit and empty' a lot of the time.\n\nI try to give her advice and put myself in her situation so that she'll go to a therapist or councillor about it, but she never does and just says that I'm being patronizing.\n\nShe says that I seem patronizing too often and that she's bored of me asking how she is over text. I say that I only do it to check she's ok because I worry about her.\n\nWe recently found out that the universities we are going to are 250 miles away from each other because she didn't get into her first choice. We're both happy to try long-distance but I've said that I want to hold on to her and enjoy the next few months regardless of the future.\n\nWe had a long phone call last night when we both openly criticised the other, which doesn't often happen, and I feel so shit waking up this morning. \n\nI put in everything I can and try to make sure she's OK but I don't know if I'm meant to be a coping mechanism or a constant source of reassurance or what. \n\nI know I am young and naive but please don't be patronizing to me in your advice. This girl was my first kiss (tragic, I know) and is the first person I've ever felt like this about. I don't want to lose her over something I can't control.\n\nI have no idea if she's planning on breaking up with me or what but I need some advice as to how to cope. Ask questions if you need to or PM me or whatever, I just need someone to help me help her and help me make her happy and smiley again like she used to be."
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"text": "System: I want you to summarize this text\nDocument: My girlfriend and I have been dating for 2 years. I have researched borderline personality disorder and I believe she exhibits the majority of the symptoms. I am nervous about bringing this up to her for a few reasons. \n\nI'm not a doctor and I am far from certain about this. Also, she already has a negative self image and I don't want to make that even worse by telling her the person closest to her thinks she has a problem. She tends to over think things and I know if I told her this, it would constantly bother her for a long period of time. \n\nI am considering not mentioning the borderline personality disorder part and just recommending she begin attending therapy again. She went to a few sessions a year ago but then stopped going."
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"text": "System: I want you to summarize this text\nDocument: My girlfriend and I have been dating for 2 years. I have researched borderline personality disorder and I believe she exhibits the majority of the symptoms. I am nervous about bringing this up to her for a few reasons. \n\nI'm not a doctor and I am far from certain about this. Also, she already has a negative self image and I don't want to make that even worse by telling her the person closest to her thinks she has a problem. She tends to over think things and I know if I told her this, it would constantly bother her for a long period of time. \n\nI am considering not mentioning the borderline personality disorder part and just recommending she begin attending therapy again. She went to a few sessions a year ago but then stopped going."
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"text": "System: I want you to summarize this text\nDocument: My girlfriend and I have been dating for 2 years. I have researched borderline personality disorder and I believe she exhibits the majority of the symptoms. I am nervous about bringing this up to her for a few reasons. \n\nI'm not a doctor and I am far from certain about this. Also, she already has a negative self image and I don't want to make that even worse by telling her the person closest to her thinks she has a problem. She tends to over think things and I know if I told her this, it would constantly bother her for a long period of time. \n\nI am considering not mentioning the borderline personality disorder part and just recommending she begin attending therapy again. She went to a few sessions a year ago but then stopped going."
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"text": "System: I want you to summarize this text\nDocument: My girlfriend and I have been dating for 2 years. I have researched borderline personality disorder and I believe she exhibits the majority of the symptoms. I am nervous about bringing this up to her for a few reasons. \n\nI'm not a doctor and I am far from certain about this. Also, she already has a negative self image and I don't want to make that even worse by telling her the person closest to her thinks she has a problem. She tends to over think things and I know if I told her this, it would constantly bother her for a long period of time. \n\nI am considering not mentioning the borderline personality disorder part and just recommending she begin attending therapy again. She went to a few sessions a year ago but then stopped going."
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"text": "System: I want you to summarize this text\nDocument: My girlfriend and I have been dating for 2 years. I have researched borderline personality disorder and I believe she exhibits the majority of the symptoms. I am nervous about bringing this up to her for a few reasons. \n\nI'm not a doctor and I am far from certain about this. Also, she already has a negative self image and I don't want to make that even worse by telling her the person closest to her thinks she has a problem. She tends to over think things and I know if I told her this, it would constantly bother her for a long period of time. \n\nI am considering not mentioning the borderline personality disorder part and just recommending she begin attending therapy again. She went to a few sessions a year ago but then stopped going."
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"text": "System: I want you to summarize this text\nDocument: My girlfriend and I have been dating for 2 years. I have researched borderline personality disorder and I believe she exhibits the majority of the symptoms. I am nervous about bringing this up to her for a few reasons. \n\nI'm not a doctor and I am far from certain about this. Also, she already has a negative self image and I don't want to make that even worse by telling her the person closest to her thinks she has a problem. She tends to over think things and I know if I told her this, it would constantly bother her for a long period of time. \n\nI am considering not mentioning the borderline personality disorder part and just recommending she begin attending therapy again. She went to a few sessions a year ago but then stopped going."
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"text": "System: I want you to summarize this text\nDocument: About two years ago, I split with an ex who owed me money. The money is a separate matter, but her response to me starting legal proceedings in regard to it was to file police reports against me for harassment among other things. \n\nI was directly contacted by the police department in regard to one report. In the context of the conversation with the officer, it was apparent that my ex had fabricated at least some things. I asked the officer for a copy of the report and I was told I couldn't have one.\n\nIt may not have been a good decision, but in light of the reports and bad experiences with my ex in general, I decided to just drop everything and move on with my life.\n\nMy concern now, however, is that her reports may show on background checks, as I'm currently looking for a new job. Is there a way I can view these reports?"
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"text": "System: I want you to summarize this text\nDocument: About two years ago, I split with an ex who owed me money. The money is a separate matter, but her response to me starting legal proceedings in regard to it was to file police reports against me for harassment among other things. \n\nI was directly contacted by the police department in regard to one report. In the context of the conversation with the officer, it was apparent that my ex had fabricated at least some things. I asked the officer for a copy of the report and I was told I couldn't have one.\n\nIt may not have been a good decision, but in light of the reports and bad experiences with my ex in general, I decided to just drop everything and move on with my life.\n\nMy concern now, however, is that her reports may show on background checks, as I'm currently looking for a new job. Is there a way I can view these reports?"
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"text": "System: I want you to summarize this text\nDocument: About two years ago, I split with an ex who owed me money. The money is a separate matter, but her response to me starting legal proceedings in regard to it was to file police reports against me for harassment among other things. \n\nI was directly contacted by the police department in regard to one report. In the context of the conversation with the officer, it was apparent that my ex had fabricated at least some things. I asked the officer for a copy of the report and I was told I couldn't have one.\n\nIt may not have been a good decision, but in light of the reports and bad experiences with my ex in general, I decided to just drop everything and move on with my life.\n\nMy concern now, however, is that her reports may show on background checks, as I'm currently looking for a new job. Is there a way I can view these reports?"
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"text": "System: I want you to summarize this text\nDocument: About two years ago, I split with an ex who owed me money. The money is a separate matter, but her response to me starting legal proceedings in regard to it was to file police reports against me for harassment among other things. \n\nI was directly contacted by the police department in regard to one report. In the context of the conversation with the officer, it was apparent that my ex had fabricated at least some things. I asked the officer for a copy of the report and I was told I couldn't have one.\n\nIt may not have been a good decision, but in light of the reports and bad experiences with my ex in general, I decided to just drop everything and move on with my life.\n\nMy concern now, however, is that her reports may show on background checks, as I'm currently looking for a new job. Is there a way I can view these reports?"
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"text": "System: I want you to summarize this text\nDocument: About two years ago, I split with an ex who owed me money. The money is a separate matter, but her response to me starting legal proceedings in regard to it was to file police reports against me for harassment among other things. \n\nI was directly contacted by the police department in regard to one report. In the context of the conversation with the officer, it was apparent that my ex had fabricated at least some things. I asked the officer for a copy of the report and I was told I couldn't have one.\n\nIt may not have been a good decision, but in light of the reports and bad experiences with my ex in general, I decided to just drop everything and move on with my life.\n\nMy concern now, however, is that her reports may show on background checks, as I'm currently looking for a new job. Is there a way I can view these reports?"
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"text": "System: I want you to summarize this text\nDocument: So. TIFU about fifteen minutes ago, when I was doing my 2000 word essay for school. I'm just sitting there, procrastinating away, about 400 words in. I have a glass of water in my hand, and I just think to myself, 'If I was to just. give this glass of water. the slightest tip. I would have the perfect excuse for not doing this essay' (Keep in mind that this is very late at night and I'm incredibly sleep deprived). I have one hand supporting my face, and in one hand the glass of water. I start playing with the glass of water, tilting it so that it's almost tipping all the water out, then straightening it, then tipping it again (I'm so freakin bored). Guess what happens next? I accidentally tip half the fucking glass all over my keyboard. I PANIC SO FUCKING MUCH. I stand up frantically and hit my knee under the table (pretty hard), and I fall back onto my chair. I'm having a panic attack now. I grab the laptop, tip all the water out of it, shake it and wipe the keyboard on my bed. It's fucked. It's DEFINTELY fucked. I'm DEFINTELY FUCKED. But didn't I want this? I still have to do the damn assignment, but now I'll have an excuse for an extension. I don't think that a week's extension was worth a thousand dollars and all my work that I've done all semester. Then I realise. whew. that's all right. my semester's work is fine. it's all on Dropbox. It's all on Dropbox. It's all on Dropbox? IT'S ALL ON DROPBOX! ALL MY FUCKING WORK IS ON DROPBOX! \n\n-_- kill me right now"
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"text": "System: I want you to summarize this text\nDocument: So. TIFU about fifteen minutes ago, when I was doing my 2000 word essay for school. I'm just sitting there, procrastinating away, about 400 words in. I have a glass of water in my hand, and I just think to myself, 'If I was to just. give this glass of water. the slightest tip. I would have the perfect excuse for not doing this essay' (Keep in mind that this is very late at night and I'm incredibly sleep deprived). I have one hand supporting my face, and in one hand the glass of water. I start playing with the glass of water, tilting it so that it's almost tipping all the water out, then straightening it, then tipping it again (I'm so freakin bored). Guess what happens next? I accidentally tip half the fucking glass all over my keyboard. I PANIC SO FUCKING MUCH. I stand up frantically and hit my knee under the table (pretty hard), and I fall back onto my chair. I'm having a panic attack now. I grab the laptop, tip all the water out of it, shake it and wipe the keyboard on my bed. It's fucked. It's DEFINTELY fucked. I'm DEFINTELY FUCKED. But didn't I want this? I still have to do the damn assignment, but now I'll have an excuse for an extension. I don't think that a week's extension was worth a thousand dollars and all my work that I've done all semester. Then I realise. whew. that's all right. my semester's work is fine. it's all on Dropbox. It's all on Dropbox. It's all on Dropbox? IT'S ALL ON DROPBOX! ALL MY FUCKING WORK IS ON DROPBOX! \n\n-_- kill me right now"
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"text": "System: I want you to summarize this text\nDocument: So. TIFU about fifteen minutes ago, when I was doing my 2000 word essay for school. I'm just sitting there, procrastinating away, about 400 words in. I have a glass of water in my hand, and I just think to myself, 'If I was to just. give this glass of water. the slightest tip. I would have the perfect excuse for not doing this essay' (Keep in mind that this is very late at night and I'm incredibly sleep deprived). I have one hand supporting my face, and in one hand the glass of water. I start playing with the glass of water, tilting it so that it's almost tipping all the water out, then straightening it, then tipping it again (I'm so freakin bored). Guess what happens next? I accidentally tip half the fucking glass all over my keyboard. I PANIC SO FUCKING MUCH. I stand up frantically and hit my knee under the table (pretty hard), and I fall back onto my chair. I'm having a panic attack now. I grab the laptop, tip all the water out of it, shake it and wipe the keyboard on my bed. It's fucked. It's DEFINTELY fucked. I'm DEFINTELY FUCKED. But didn't I want this? I still have to do the damn assignment, but now I'll have an excuse for an extension. I don't think that a week's extension was worth a thousand dollars and all my work that I've done all semester. Then I realise. whew. that's all right. my semester's work is fine. it's all on Dropbox. It's all on Dropbox. It's all on Dropbox? IT'S ALL ON DROPBOX! ALL MY FUCKING WORK IS ON DROPBOX! \n\n-_- kill me right now"
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"text": "System: I want you to summarize this text\nDocument: So. TIFU about fifteen minutes ago, when I was doing my 2000 word essay for school. I'm just sitting there, procrastinating away, about 400 words in. I have a glass of water in my hand, and I just think to myself, 'If I was to just. give this glass of water. the slightest tip. I would have the perfect excuse for not doing this essay' (Keep in mind that this is very late at night and I'm incredibly sleep deprived). I have one hand supporting my face, and in one hand the glass of water. I start playing with the glass of water, tilting it so that it's almost tipping all the water out, then straightening it, then tipping it again (I'm so freakin bored). Guess what happens next? I accidentally tip half the fucking glass all over my keyboard. I PANIC SO FUCKING MUCH. I stand up frantically and hit my knee under the table (pretty hard), and I fall back onto my chair. I'm having a panic attack now. I grab the laptop, tip all the water out of it, shake it and wipe the keyboard on my bed. It's fucked. It's DEFINTELY fucked. I'm DEFINTELY FUCKED. But didn't I want this? I still have to do the damn assignment, but now I'll have an excuse for an extension. I don't think that a week's extension was worth a thousand dollars and all my work that I've done all semester. Then I realise. whew. that's all right. my semester's work is fine. it's all on Dropbox. It's all on Dropbox. It's all on Dropbox? IT'S ALL ON DROPBOX! ALL MY FUCKING WORK IS ON DROPBOX! \n\n-_- kill me right now"
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"text": "System: I want you to summarize this text\nDocument: So. TIFU about fifteen minutes ago, when I was doing my 2000 word essay for school. I'm just sitting there, procrastinating away, about 400 words in. I have a glass of water in my hand, and I just think to myself, 'If I was to just. give this glass of water. the slightest tip. I would have the perfect excuse for not doing this essay' (Keep in mind that this is very late at night and I'm incredibly sleep deprived). I have one hand supporting my face, and in one hand the glass of water. I start playing with the glass of water, tilting it so that it's almost tipping all the water out, then straightening it, then tipping it again (I'm so freakin bored). Guess what happens next? I accidentally tip half the fucking glass all over my keyboard. I PANIC SO FUCKING MUCH. I stand up frantically and hit my knee under the table (pretty hard), and I fall back onto my chair. I'm having a panic attack now. I grab the laptop, tip all the water out of it, shake it and wipe the keyboard on my bed. It's fucked. It's DEFINTELY fucked. I'm DEFINTELY FUCKED. But didn't I want this? I still have to do the damn assignment, but now I'll have an excuse for an extension. I don't think that a week's extension was worth a thousand dollars and all my work that I've done all semester. Then I realise. whew. that's all right. my semester's work is fine. it's all on Dropbox. It's all on Dropbox. It's all on Dropbox? IT'S ALL ON DROPBOX! ALL MY FUCKING WORK IS ON DROPBOX! \n\n-_- kill me right now"
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"text": "System: I want you to summarize this text\nDocument: So. TIFU about fifteen minutes ago, when I was doing my 2000 word essay for school. I'm just sitting there, procrastinating away, about 400 words in. I have a glass of water in my hand, and I just think to myself, 'If I was to just. give this glass of water. the slightest tip. I would have the perfect excuse for not doing this essay' (Keep in mind that this is very late at night and I'm incredibly sleep deprived). I have one hand supporting my face, and in one hand the glass of water. I start playing with the glass of water, tilting it so that it's almost tipping all the water out, then straightening it, then tipping it again (I'm so freakin bored). Guess what happens next? I accidentally tip half the fucking glass all over my keyboard. I PANIC SO FUCKING MUCH. I stand up frantically and hit my knee under the table (pretty hard), and I fall back onto my chair. I'm having a panic attack now. I grab the laptop, tip all the water out of it, shake it and wipe the keyboard on my bed. It's fucked. It's DEFINTELY fucked. I'm DEFINTELY FUCKED. But didn't I want this? I still have to do the damn assignment, but now I'll have an excuse for an extension. I don't think that a week's extension was worth a thousand dollars and all my work that I've done all semester. Then I realise. whew. that's all right. my semester's work is fine. it's all on Dropbox. It's all on Dropbox. It's all on Dropbox? IT'S ALL ON DROPBOX! ALL MY FUCKING WORK IS ON DROPBOX! \n\n-_- kill me right now"
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"text": "System: I want you to summarize this text\nDocument: So. TIFU about fifteen minutes ago, when I was doing my 2000 word essay for school. I'm just sitting there, procrastinating away, about 400 words in. I have a glass of water in my hand, and I just think to myself, 'If I was to just. give this glass of water. the slightest tip. I would have the perfect excuse for not doing this essay' (Keep in mind that this is very late at night and I'm incredibly sleep deprived). I have one hand supporting my face, and in one hand the glass of water. I start playing with the glass of water, tilting it so that it's almost tipping all the water out, then straightening it, then tipping it again (I'm so freakin bored). Guess what happens next? I accidentally tip half the fucking glass all over my keyboard. I PANIC SO FUCKING MUCH. I stand up frantically and hit my knee under the table (pretty hard), and I fall back onto my chair. I'm having a panic attack now. I grab the laptop, tip all the water out of it, shake it and wipe the keyboard on my bed. It's fucked. It's DEFINTELY fucked. I'm DEFINTELY FUCKED. But didn't I want this? I still have to do the damn assignment, but now I'll have an excuse for an extension. I don't think that a week's extension was worth a thousand dollars and all my work that I've done all semester. Then I realise. whew. that's all right. my semester's work is fine. it's all on Dropbox. It's all on Dropbox. It's all on Dropbox? IT'S ALL ON DROPBOX! ALL MY FUCKING WORK IS ON DROPBOX! \n\n-_- kill me right now"
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"text": "System: I want you to summarize this text\nDocument: So. TIFU about fifteen minutes ago, when I was doing my 2000 word essay for school. I'm just sitting there, procrastinating away, about 400 words in. I have a glass of water in my hand, and I just think to myself, 'If I was to just. give this glass of water. the slightest tip. I would have the perfect excuse for not doing this essay' (Keep in mind that this is very late at night and I'm incredibly sleep deprived). I have one hand supporting my face, and in one hand the glass of water. I start playing with the glass of water, tilting it so that it's almost tipping all the water out, then straightening it, then tipping it again (I'm so freakin bored). Guess what happens next? I accidentally tip half the fucking glass all over my keyboard. I PANIC SO FUCKING MUCH. I stand up frantically and hit my knee under the table (pretty hard), and I fall back onto my chair. I'm having a panic attack now. I grab the laptop, tip all the water out of it, shake it and wipe the keyboard on my bed. It's fucked. It's DEFINTELY fucked. I'm DEFINTELY FUCKED. But didn't I want this? I still have to do the damn assignment, but now I'll have an excuse for an extension. I don't think that a week's extension was worth a thousand dollars and all my work that I've done all semester. Then I realise. whew. that's all right. my semester's work is fine. it's all on Dropbox. It's all on Dropbox. It's all on Dropbox? IT'S ALL ON DROPBOX! ALL MY FUCKING WORK IS ON DROPBOX! \n\n-_- kill me right now"
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"text": "System: I want you to summarize this text\nDocument: So. TIFU about fifteen minutes ago, when I was doing my 2000 word essay for school. I'm just sitting there, procrastinating away, about 400 words in. I have a glass of water in my hand, and I just think to myself, 'If I was to just. give this glass of water. the slightest tip. I would have the perfect excuse for not doing this essay' (Keep in mind that this is very late at night and I'm incredibly sleep deprived). I have one hand supporting my face, and in one hand the glass of water. I start playing with the glass of water, tilting it so that it's almost tipping all the water out, then straightening it, then tipping it again (I'm so freakin bored). Guess what happens next? I accidentally tip half the fucking glass all over my keyboard. I PANIC SO FUCKING MUCH. I stand up frantically and hit my knee under the table (pretty hard), and I fall back onto my chair. I'm having a panic attack now. I grab the laptop, tip all the water out of it, shake it and wipe the keyboard on my bed. It's fucked. It's DEFINTELY fucked. I'm DEFINTELY FUCKED. But didn't I want this? I still have to do the damn assignment, but now I'll have an excuse for an extension. I don't think that a week's extension was worth a thousand dollars and all my work that I've done all semester. Then I realise. whew. that's all right. my semester's work is fine. it's all on Dropbox. It's all on Dropbox. It's all on Dropbox? IT'S ALL ON DROPBOX! ALL MY FUCKING WORK IS ON DROPBOX! \n\n-_- kill me right now"
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"text": "System: I want you to summarize this text\nDocument: So. TIFU about fifteen minutes ago, when I was doing my 2000 word essay for school. I'm just sitting there, procrastinating away, about 400 words in. I have a glass of water in my hand, and I just think to myself, 'If I was to just. give this glass of water. the slightest tip. I would have the perfect excuse for not doing this essay' (Keep in mind that this is very late at night and I'm incredibly sleep deprived). I have one hand supporting my face, and in one hand the glass of water. I start playing with the glass of water, tilting it so that it's almost tipping all the water out, then straightening it, then tipping it again (I'm so freakin bored). Guess what happens next? I accidentally tip half the fucking glass all over my keyboard. I PANIC SO FUCKING MUCH. I stand up frantically and hit my knee under the table (pretty hard), and I fall back onto my chair. I'm having a panic attack now. I grab the laptop, tip all the water out of it, shake it and wipe the keyboard on my bed. It's fucked. It's DEFINTELY fucked. I'm DEFINTELY FUCKED. But didn't I want this? I still have to do the damn assignment, but now I'll have an excuse for an extension. I don't think that a week's extension was worth a thousand dollars and all my work that I've done all semester. Then I realise. whew. that's all right. my semester's work is fine. it's all on Dropbox. It's all on Dropbox. It's all on Dropbox? IT'S ALL ON DROPBOX! ALL MY FUCKING WORK IS ON DROPBOX! \n\n-_- kill me right now"
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"text": "System: I want you to summarize this text\nDocument: So. TIFU about fifteen minutes ago, when I was doing my 2000 word essay for school. I'm just sitting there, procrastinating away, about 400 words in. I have a glass of water in my hand, and I just think to myself, 'If I was to just. give this glass of water. the slightest tip. I would have the perfect excuse for not doing this essay' (Keep in mind that this is very late at night and I'm incredibly sleep deprived). I have one hand supporting my face, and in one hand the glass of water. I start playing with the glass of water, tilting it so that it's almost tipping all the water out, then straightening it, then tipping it again (I'm so freakin bored). Guess what happens next? I accidentally tip half the fucking glass all over my keyboard. I PANIC SO FUCKING MUCH. I stand up frantically and hit my knee under the table (pretty hard), and I fall back onto my chair. I'm having a panic attack now. I grab the laptop, tip all the water out of it, shake it and wipe the keyboard on my bed. It's fucked. It's DEFINTELY fucked. I'm DEFINTELY FUCKED. But didn't I want this? I still have to do the damn assignment, but now I'll have an excuse for an extension. I don't think that a week's extension was worth a thousand dollars and all my work that I've done all semester. Then I realise. whew. that's all right. my semester's work is fine. it's all on Dropbox. It's all on Dropbox. It's all on Dropbox? IT'S ALL ON DROPBOX! ALL MY FUCKING WORK IS ON DROPBOX! \n\n-_- kill me right now"
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"text": "System: I want you to summarize this text\nDocument: So. TIFU about fifteen minutes ago, when I was doing my 2000 word essay for school. I'm just sitting there, procrastinating away, about 400 words in. I have a glass of water in my hand, and I just think to myself, 'If I was to just. give this glass of water. the slightest tip. I would have the perfect excuse for not doing this essay' (Keep in mind that this is very late at night and I'm incredibly sleep deprived). I have one hand supporting my face, and in one hand the glass of water. I start playing with the glass of water, tilting it so that it's almost tipping all the water out, then straightening it, then tipping it again (I'm so freakin bored). Guess what happens next? I accidentally tip half the fucking glass all over my keyboard. I PANIC SO FUCKING MUCH. I stand up frantically and hit my knee under the table (pretty hard), and I fall back onto my chair. I'm having a panic attack now. I grab the laptop, tip all the water out of it, shake it and wipe the keyboard on my bed. It's fucked. It's DEFINTELY fucked. I'm DEFINTELY FUCKED. But didn't I want this? I still have to do the damn assignment, but now I'll have an excuse for an extension. I don't think that a week's extension was worth a thousand dollars and all my work that I've done all semester. Then I realise. whew. that's all right. my semester's work is fine. it's all on Dropbox. It's all on Dropbox. It's all on Dropbox? IT'S ALL ON DROPBOX! ALL MY FUCKING WORK IS ON DROPBOX! \n\n-_- kill me right now"
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"text": "System: I want you to summarize this text\nDocument: So. TIFU about fifteen minutes ago, when I was doing my 2000 word essay for school. I'm just sitting there, procrastinating away, about 400 words in. I have a glass of water in my hand, and I just think to myself, 'If I was to just. give this glass of water. the slightest tip. I would have the perfect excuse for not doing this essay' (Keep in mind that this is very late at night and I'm incredibly sleep deprived). I have one hand supporting my face, and in one hand the glass of water. I start playing with the glass of water, tilting it so that it's almost tipping all the water out, then straightening it, then tipping it again (I'm so freakin bored). Guess what happens next? I accidentally tip half the fucking glass all over my keyboard. I PANIC SO FUCKING MUCH. I stand up frantically and hit my knee under the table (pretty hard), and I fall back onto my chair. I'm having a panic attack now. I grab the laptop, tip all the water out of it, shake it and wipe the keyboard on my bed. It's fucked. It's DEFINTELY fucked. I'm DEFINTELY FUCKED. But didn't I want this? I still have to do the damn assignment, but now I'll have an excuse for an extension. I don't think that a week's extension was worth a thousand dollars and all my work that I've done all semester. Then I realise. whew. that's all right. my semester's work is fine. it's all on Dropbox. It's all on Dropbox. It's all on Dropbox? IT'S ALL ON DROPBOX! ALL MY FUCKING WORK IS ON DROPBOX! \n\n-_- kill me right now"
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"text": "System: I want you to summarize this text\nDocument: So. TIFU about fifteen minutes ago, when I was doing my 2000 word essay for school. I'm just sitting there, procrastinating away, about 400 words in. I have a glass of water in my hand, and I just think to myself, 'If I was to just. give this glass of water. the slightest tip. I would have the perfect excuse for not doing this essay' (Keep in mind that this is very late at night and I'm incredibly sleep deprived). I have one hand supporting my face, and in one hand the glass of water. I start playing with the glass of water, tilting it so that it's almost tipping all the water out, then straightening it, then tipping it again (I'm so freakin bored). Guess what happens next? I accidentally tip half the fucking glass all over my keyboard. I PANIC SO FUCKING MUCH. I stand up frantically and hit my knee under the table (pretty hard), and I fall back onto my chair. I'm having a panic attack now. I grab the laptop, tip all the water out of it, shake it and wipe the keyboard on my bed. It's fucked. It's DEFINTELY fucked. I'm DEFINTELY FUCKED. But didn't I want this? I still have to do the damn assignment, but now I'll have an excuse for an extension. I don't think that a week's extension was worth a thousand dollars and all my work that I've done all semester. Then I realise. whew. that's all right. my semester's work is fine. it's all on Dropbox. It's all on Dropbox. It's all on Dropbox? IT'S ALL ON DROPBOX! ALL MY FUCKING WORK IS ON DROPBOX! \n\n-_- kill me right now"
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"text": "System: I want you to summarize this text\nDocument: So. TIFU about fifteen minutes ago, when I was doing my 2000 word essay for school. I'm just sitting there, procrastinating away, about 400 words in. I have a glass of water in my hand, and I just think to myself, 'If I was to just. give this glass of water. the slightest tip. I would have the perfect excuse for not doing this essay' (Keep in mind that this is very late at night and I'm incredibly sleep deprived). I have one hand supporting my face, and in one hand the glass of water. I start playing with the glass of water, tilting it so that it's almost tipping all the water out, then straightening it, then tipping it again (I'm so freakin bored). Guess what happens next? I accidentally tip half the fucking glass all over my keyboard. I PANIC SO FUCKING MUCH. I stand up frantically and hit my knee under the table (pretty hard), and I fall back onto my chair. I'm having a panic attack now. I grab the laptop, tip all the water out of it, shake it and wipe the keyboard on my bed. It's fucked. It's DEFINTELY fucked. I'm DEFINTELY FUCKED. But didn't I want this? I still have to do the damn assignment, but now I'll have an excuse for an extension. I don't think that a week's extension was worth a thousand dollars and all my work that I've done all semester. Then I realise. whew. that's all right. my semester's work is fine. it's all on Dropbox. It's all on Dropbox. It's all on Dropbox? IT'S ALL ON DROPBOX! ALL MY FUCKING WORK IS ON DROPBOX! \n\n-_- kill me right now"
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"text": "System: I want you to summarize this text\nDocument: So. TIFU about fifteen minutes ago, when I was doing my 2000 word essay for school. I'm just sitting there, procrastinating away, about 400 words in. I have a glass of water in my hand, and I just think to myself, 'If I was to just. give this glass of water. the slightest tip. I would have the perfect excuse for not doing this essay' (Keep in mind that this is very late at night and I'm incredibly sleep deprived). I have one hand supporting my face, and in one hand the glass of water. I start playing with the glass of water, tilting it so that it's almost tipping all the water out, then straightening it, then tipping it again (I'm so freakin bored). Guess what happens next? I accidentally tip half the fucking glass all over my keyboard. I PANIC SO FUCKING MUCH. I stand up frantically and hit my knee under the table (pretty hard), and I fall back onto my chair. I'm having a panic attack now. I grab the laptop, tip all the water out of it, shake it and wipe the keyboard on my bed. It's fucked. It's DEFINTELY fucked. I'm DEFINTELY FUCKED. But didn't I want this? I still have to do the damn assignment, but now I'll have an excuse for an extension. I don't think that a week's extension was worth a thousand dollars and all my work that I've done all semester. Then I realise. whew. that's all right. my semester's work is fine. it's all on Dropbox. It's all on Dropbox. It's all on Dropbox? IT'S ALL ON DROPBOX! ALL MY FUCKING WORK IS ON DROPBOX! \n\n-_- kill me right now"
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"text": "System: I want you to summarize this text\nDocument: So. TIFU about fifteen minutes ago, when I was doing my 2000 word essay for school. I'm just sitting there, procrastinating away, about 400 words in. I have a glass of water in my hand, and I just think to myself, 'If I was to just. give this glass of water. the slightest tip. I would have the perfect excuse for not doing this essay' (Keep in mind that this is very late at night and I'm incredibly sleep deprived). I have one hand supporting my face, and in one hand the glass of water. I start playing with the glass of water, tilting it so that it's almost tipping all the water out, then straightening it, then tipping it again (I'm so freakin bored). Guess what happens next? I accidentally tip half the fucking glass all over my keyboard. I PANIC SO FUCKING MUCH. I stand up frantically and hit my knee under the table (pretty hard), and I fall back onto my chair. I'm having a panic attack now. I grab the laptop, tip all the water out of it, shake it and wipe the keyboard on my bed. It's fucked. It's DEFINTELY fucked. I'm DEFINTELY FUCKED. But didn't I want this? I still have to do the damn assignment, but now I'll have an excuse for an extension. I don't think that a week's extension was worth a thousand dollars and all my work that I've done all semester. Then I realise. whew. that's all right. my semester's work is fine. it's all on Dropbox. It's all on Dropbox. It's all on Dropbox? IT'S ALL ON DROPBOX! ALL MY FUCKING WORK IS ON DROPBOX! \n\n-_- kill me right now"
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"text": "System: I want you to summarize this text\nDocument: So. TIFU about fifteen minutes ago, when I was doing my 2000 word essay for school. I'm just sitting there, procrastinating away, about 400 words in. I have a glass of water in my hand, and I just think to myself, 'If I was to just. give this glass of water. the slightest tip. I would have the perfect excuse for not doing this essay' (Keep in mind that this is very late at night and I'm incredibly sleep deprived). I have one hand supporting my face, and in one hand the glass of water. I start playing with the glass of water, tilting it so that it's almost tipping all the water out, then straightening it, then tipping it again (I'm so freakin bored). Guess what happens next? I accidentally tip half the fucking glass all over my keyboard. I PANIC SO FUCKING MUCH. I stand up frantically and hit my knee under the table (pretty hard), and I fall back onto my chair. I'm having a panic attack now. I grab the laptop, tip all the water out of it, shake it and wipe the keyboard on my bed. It's fucked. It's DEFINTELY fucked. I'm DEFINTELY FUCKED. But didn't I want this? I still have to do the damn assignment, but now I'll have an excuse for an extension. I don't think that a week's extension was worth a thousand dollars and all my work that I've done all semester. Then I realise. whew. that's all right. my semester's work is fine. it's all on Dropbox. It's all on Dropbox. It's all on Dropbox? IT'S ALL ON DROPBOX! ALL MY FUCKING WORK IS ON DROPBOX! \n\n-_- kill me right now"
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"text": "System: I want you to summarize this text\nDocument: So. TIFU about fifteen minutes ago, when I was doing my 2000 word essay for school. I'm just sitting there, procrastinating away, about 400 words in. I have a glass of water in my hand, and I just think to myself, 'If I was to just. give this glass of water. the slightest tip. I would have the perfect excuse for not doing this essay' (Keep in mind that this is very late at night and I'm incredibly sleep deprived). I have one hand supporting my face, and in one hand the glass of water. I start playing with the glass of water, tilting it so that it's almost tipping all the water out, then straightening it, then tipping it again (I'm so freakin bored). Guess what happens next? I accidentally tip half the fucking glass all over my keyboard. I PANIC SO FUCKING MUCH. I stand up frantically and hit my knee under the table (pretty hard), and I fall back onto my chair. I'm having a panic attack now. I grab the laptop, tip all the water out of it, shake it and wipe the keyboard on my bed. It's fucked. It's DEFINTELY fucked. I'm DEFINTELY FUCKED. But didn't I want this? I still have to do the damn assignment, but now I'll have an excuse for an extension. I don't think that a week's extension was worth a thousand dollars and all my work that I've done all semester. Then I realise. whew. that's all right. my semester's work is fine. it's all on Dropbox. It's all on Dropbox. It's all on Dropbox? IT'S ALL ON DROPBOX! ALL MY FUCKING WORK IS ON DROPBOX! \n\n-_- kill me right now"
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"text": "System: I want you to summarize this text\nDocument: So. TIFU about fifteen minutes ago, when I was doing my 2000 word essay for school. I'm just sitting there, procrastinating away, about 400 words in. I have a glass of water in my hand, and I just think to myself, 'If I was to just. give this glass of water. the slightest tip. I would have the perfect excuse for not doing this essay' (Keep in mind that this is very late at night and I'm incredibly sleep deprived). I have one hand supporting my face, and in one hand the glass of water. I start playing with the glass of water, tilting it so that it's almost tipping all the water out, then straightening it, then tipping it again (I'm so freakin bored). Guess what happens next? I accidentally tip half the fucking glass all over my keyboard. I PANIC SO FUCKING MUCH. I stand up frantically and hit my knee under the table (pretty hard), and I fall back onto my chair. I'm having a panic attack now. I grab the laptop, tip all the water out of it, shake it and wipe the keyboard on my bed. It's fucked. It's DEFINTELY fucked. I'm DEFINTELY FUCKED. But didn't I want this? I still have to do the damn assignment, but now I'll have an excuse for an extension. I don't think that a week's extension was worth a thousand dollars and all my work that I've done all semester. Then I realise. whew. that's all right. my semester's work is fine. it's all on Dropbox. It's all on Dropbox. It's all on Dropbox? IT'S ALL ON DROPBOX! ALL MY FUCKING WORK IS ON DROPBOX! \n\n-_- kill me right now"
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"text": "System: I want you to summarize this text\nDocument: So. TIFU about fifteen minutes ago, when I was doing my 2000 word essay for school. I'm just sitting there, procrastinating away, about 400 words in. I have a glass of water in my hand, and I just think to myself, 'If I was to just. give this glass of water. the slightest tip. I would have the perfect excuse for not doing this essay' (Keep in mind that this is very late at night and I'm incredibly sleep deprived). I have one hand supporting my face, and in one hand the glass of water. I start playing with the glass of water, tilting it so that it's almost tipping all the water out, then straightening it, then tipping it again (I'm so freakin bored). Guess what happens next? I accidentally tip half the fucking glass all over my keyboard. I PANIC SO FUCKING MUCH. I stand up frantically and hit my knee under the table (pretty hard), and I fall back onto my chair. I'm having a panic attack now. I grab the laptop, tip all the water out of it, shake it and wipe the keyboard on my bed. It's fucked. It's DEFINTELY fucked. I'm DEFINTELY FUCKED. But didn't I want this? I still have to do the damn assignment, but now I'll have an excuse for an extension. I don't think that a week's extension was worth a thousand dollars and all my work that I've done all semester. Then I realise. whew. that's all right. my semester's work is fine. it's all on Dropbox. It's all on Dropbox. It's all on Dropbox? IT'S ALL ON DROPBOX! ALL MY FUCKING WORK IS ON DROPBOX! \n\n-_- kill me right now"
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"text": "System: I want you to summarize this text\nDocument: So. TIFU about fifteen minutes ago, when I was doing my 2000 word essay for school. I'm just sitting there, procrastinating away, about 400 words in. I have a glass of water in my hand, and I just think to myself, 'If I was to just. give this glass of water. the slightest tip. I would have the perfect excuse for not doing this essay' (Keep in mind that this is very late at night and I'm incredibly sleep deprived). I have one hand supporting my face, and in one hand the glass of water. I start playing with the glass of water, tilting it so that it's almost tipping all the water out, then straightening it, then tipping it again (I'm so freakin bored). Guess what happens next? I accidentally tip half the fucking glass all over my keyboard. I PANIC SO FUCKING MUCH. I stand up frantically and hit my knee under the table (pretty hard), and I fall back onto my chair. I'm having a panic attack now. I grab the laptop, tip all the water out of it, shake it and wipe the keyboard on my bed. It's fucked. It's DEFINTELY fucked. I'm DEFINTELY FUCKED. But didn't I want this? I still have to do the damn assignment, but now I'll have an excuse for an extension. I don't think that a week's extension was worth a thousand dollars and all my work that I've done all semester. Then I realise. whew. that's all right. my semester's work is fine. it's all on Dropbox. It's all on Dropbox. It's all on Dropbox? IT'S ALL ON DROPBOX! ALL MY FUCKING WORK IS ON DROPBOX! \n\n-_- kill me right now"
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"text": "System: I want you to summarize this text\nDocument: So. TIFU about fifteen minutes ago, when I was doing my 2000 word essay for school. I'm just sitting there, procrastinating away, about 400 words in. I have a glass of water in my hand, and I just think to myself, 'If I was to just. give this glass of water. the slightest tip. I would have the perfect excuse for not doing this essay' (Keep in mind that this is very late at night and I'm incredibly sleep deprived). I have one hand supporting my face, and in one hand the glass of water. I start playing with the glass of water, tilting it so that it's almost tipping all the water out, then straightening it, then tipping it again (I'm so freakin bored). Guess what happens next? I accidentally tip half the fucking glass all over my keyboard. I PANIC SO FUCKING MUCH. I stand up frantically and hit my knee under the table (pretty hard), and I fall back onto my chair. I'm having a panic attack now. I grab the laptop, tip all the water out of it, shake it and wipe the keyboard on my bed. It's fucked. It's DEFINTELY fucked. I'm DEFINTELY FUCKED. But didn't I want this? I still have to do the damn assignment, but now I'll have an excuse for an extension. I don't think that a week's extension was worth a thousand dollars and all my work that I've done all semester. Then I realise. whew. that's all right. my semester's work is fine. it's all on Dropbox. It's all on Dropbox. It's all on Dropbox? IT'S ALL ON DROPBOX! ALL MY FUCKING WORK IS ON DROPBOX! \n\n-_- kill me right now"
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"text": "System: I want you to summarize this text\nDocument: So. TIFU about fifteen minutes ago, when I was doing my 2000 word essay for school. I'm just sitting there, procrastinating away, about 400 words in. I have a glass of water in my hand, and I just think to myself, 'If I was to just. give this glass of water. the slightest tip. I would have the perfect excuse for not doing this essay' (Keep in mind that this is very late at night and I'm incredibly sleep deprived). I have one hand supporting my face, and in one hand the glass of water. I start playing with the glass of water, tilting it so that it's almost tipping all the water out, then straightening it, then tipping it again (I'm so freakin bored). Guess what happens next? I accidentally tip half the fucking glass all over my keyboard. I PANIC SO FUCKING MUCH. I stand up frantically and hit my knee under the table (pretty hard), and I fall back onto my chair. I'm having a panic attack now. I grab the laptop, tip all the water out of it, shake it and wipe the keyboard on my bed. It's fucked. It's DEFINTELY fucked. I'm DEFINTELY FUCKED. But didn't I want this? I still have to do the damn assignment, but now I'll have an excuse for an extension. I don't think that a week's extension was worth a thousand dollars and all my work that I've done all semester. Then I realise. whew. that's all right. my semester's work is fine. it's all on Dropbox. It's all on Dropbox. It's all on Dropbox? IT'S ALL ON DROPBOX! ALL MY FUCKING WORK IS ON DROPBOX! \n\n-_- kill me right now"
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"text": "System: I want you to summarize this text\nDocument: So. TIFU about fifteen minutes ago, when I was doing my 2000 word essay for school. I'm just sitting there, procrastinating away, about 400 words in. I have a glass of water in my hand, and I just think to myself, 'If I was to just. give this glass of water. the slightest tip. I would have the perfect excuse for not doing this essay' (Keep in mind that this is very late at night and I'm incredibly sleep deprived). I have one hand supporting my face, and in one hand the glass of water. I start playing with the glass of water, tilting it so that it's almost tipping all the water out, then straightening it, then tipping it again (I'm so freakin bored). Guess what happens next? I accidentally tip half the fucking glass all over my keyboard. I PANIC SO FUCKING MUCH. I stand up frantically and hit my knee under the table (pretty hard), and I fall back onto my chair. I'm having a panic attack now. I grab the laptop, tip all the water out of it, shake it and wipe the keyboard on my bed. It's fucked. It's DEFINTELY fucked. I'm DEFINTELY FUCKED. But didn't I want this? I still have to do the damn assignment, but now I'll have an excuse for an extension. I don't think that a week's extension was worth a thousand dollars and all my work that I've done all semester. Then I realise. whew. that's all right. my semester's work is fine. it's all on Dropbox. It's all on Dropbox. It's all on Dropbox? IT'S ALL ON DROPBOX! ALL MY FUCKING WORK IS ON DROPBOX! \n\n-_- kill me right now"
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"text": "System: I want you to summarize this text\nDocument: So. TIFU about fifteen minutes ago, when I was doing my 2000 word essay for school. I'm just sitting there, procrastinating away, about 400 words in. I have a glass of water in my hand, and I just think to myself, 'If I was to just. give this glass of water. the slightest tip. I would have the perfect excuse for not doing this essay' (Keep in mind that this is very late at night and I'm incredibly sleep deprived). I have one hand supporting my face, and in one hand the glass of water. I start playing with the glass of water, tilting it so that it's almost tipping all the water out, then straightening it, then tipping it again (I'm so freakin bored). Guess what happens next? I accidentally tip half the fucking glass all over my keyboard. I PANIC SO FUCKING MUCH. I stand up frantically and hit my knee under the table (pretty hard), and I fall back onto my chair. I'm having a panic attack now. I grab the laptop, tip all the water out of it, shake it and wipe the keyboard on my bed. It's fucked. It's DEFINTELY fucked. I'm DEFINTELY FUCKED. But didn't I want this? I still have to do the damn assignment, but now I'll have an excuse for an extension. I don't think that a week's extension was worth a thousand dollars and all my work that I've done all semester. Then I realise. whew. that's all right. my semester's work is fine. it's all on Dropbox. It's all on Dropbox. It's all on Dropbox? IT'S ALL ON DROPBOX! ALL MY FUCKING WORK IS ON DROPBOX! \n\n-_- kill me right now"
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"text": "System: I want you to summarize this text\nDocument: So. TIFU about fifteen minutes ago, when I was doing my 2000 word essay for school. I'm just sitting there, procrastinating away, about 400 words in. I have a glass of water in my hand, and I just think to myself, 'If I was to just. give this glass of water. the slightest tip. I would have the perfect excuse for not doing this essay' (Keep in mind that this is very late at night and I'm incredibly sleep deprived). I have one hand supporting my face, and in one hand the glass of water. I start playing with the glass of water, tilting it so that it's almost tipping all the water out, then straightening it, then tipping it again (I'm so freakin bored). Guess what happens next? I accidentally tip half the fucking glass all over my keyboard. I PANIC SO FUCKING MUCH. I stand up frantically and hit my knee under the table (pretty hard), and I fall back onto my chair. I'm having a panic attack now. I grab the laptop, tip all the water out of it, shake it and wipe the keyboard on my bed. It's fucked. It's DEFINTELY fucked. I'm DEFINTELY FUCKED. But didn't I want this? I still have to do the damn assignment, but now I'll have an excuse for an extension. I don't think that a week's extension was worth a thousand dollars and all my work that I've done all semester. Then I realise. whew. that's all right. my semester's work is fine. it's all on Dropbox. It's all on Dropbox. It's all on Dropbox? IT'S ALL ON DROPBOX! ALL MY FUCKING WORK IS ON DROPBOX! \n\n-_- kill me right now"
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"text": "System: I want you to summarize this text\nDocument: So. TIFU about fifteen minutes ago, when I was doing my 2000 word essay for school. I'm just sitting there, procrastinating away, about 400 words in. I have a glass of water in my hand, and I just think to myself, 'If I was to just. give this glass of water. the slightest tip. I would have the perfect excuse for not doing this essay' (Keep in mind that this is very late at night and I'm incredibly sleep deprived). I have one hand supporting my face, and in one hand the glass of water. I start playing with the glass of water, tilting it so that it's almost tipping all the water out, then straightening it, then tipping it again (I'm so freakin bored). Guess what happens next? I accidentally tip half the fucking glass all over my keyboard. I PANIC SO FUCKING MUCH. I stand up frantically and hit my knee under the table (pretty hard), and I fall back onto my chair. I'm having a panic attack now. I grab the laptop, tip all the water out of it, shake it and wipe the keyboard on my bed. It's fucked. It's DEFINTELY fucked. I'm DEFINTELY FUCKED. But didn't I want this? I still have to do the damn assignment, but now I'll have an excuse for an extension. I don't think that a week's extension was worth a thousand dollars and all my work that I've done all semester. Then I realise. whew. that's all right. my semester's work is fine. it's all on Dropbox. It's all on Dropbox. It's all on Dropbox? IT'S ALL ON DROPBOX! ALL MY FUCKING WORK IS ON DROPBOX! \n\n-_- kill me right now"
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"text": "System: I want you to summarize this text\nDocument: So. TIFU about fifteen minutes ago, when I was doing my 2000 word essay for school. I'm just sitting there, procrastinating away, about 400 words in. I have a glass of water in my hand, and I just think to myself, 'If I was to just. give this glass of water. the slightest tip. I would have the perfect excuse for not doing this essay' (Keep in mind that this is very late at night and I'm incredibly sleep deprived). I have one hand supporting my face, and in one hand the glass of water. I start playing with the glass of water, tilting it so that it's almost tipping all the water out, then straightening it, then tipping it again (I'm so freakin bored). Guess what happens next? I accidentally tip half the fucking glass all over my keyboard. I PANIC SO FUCKING MUCH. I stand up frantically and hit my knee under the table (pretty hard), and I fall back onto my chair. I'm having a panic attack now. I grab the laptop, tip all the water out of it, shake it and wipe the keyboard on my bed. It's fucked. It's DEFINTELY fucked. I'm DEFINTELY FUCKED. But didn't I want this? I still have to do the damn assignment, but now I'll have an excuse for an extension. I don't think that a week's extension was worth a thousand dollars and all my work that I've done all semester. Then I realise. whew. that's all right. my semester's work is fine. it's all on Dropbox. It's all on Dropbox. It's all on Dropbox? IT'S ALL ON DROPBOX! ALL MY FUCKING WORK IS ON DROPBOX! \n\n-_- kill me right now"
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"text": "System: I want you to summarize this text\nDocument: So. TIFU about fifteen minutes ago, when I was doing my 2000 word essay for school. I'm just sitting there, procrastinating away, about 400 words in. I have a glass of water in my hand, and I just think to myself, 'If I was to just. give this glass of water. the slightest tip. I would have the perfect excuse for not doing this essay' (Keep in mind that this is very late at night and I'm incredibly sleep deprived). I have one hand supporting my face, and in one hand the glass of water. I start playing with the glass of water, tilting it so that it's almost tipping all the water out, then straightening it, then tipping it again (I'm so freakin bored). Guess what happens next? I accidentally tip half the fucking glass all over my keyboard. I PANIC SO FUCKING MUCH. I stand up frantically and hit my knee under the table (pretty hard), and I fall back onto my chair. I'm having a panic attack now. I grab the laptop, tip all the water out of it, shake it and wipe the keyboard on my bed. It's fucked. It's DEFINTELY fucked. I'm DEFINTELY FUCKED. But didn't I want this? I still have to do the damn assignment, but now I'll have an excuse for an extension. I don't think that a week's extension was worth a thousand dollars and all my work that I've done all semester. Then I realise. whew. that's all right. my semester's work is fine. it's all on Dropbox. It's all on Dropbox. It's all on Dropbox? IT'S ALL ON DROPBOX! ALL MY FUCKING WORK IS ON DROPBOX! \n\n-_- kill me right now"
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"text": "System: I want you to summarize this text\nDocument: So. TIFU about fifteen minutes ago, when I was doing my 2000 word essay for school. I'm just sitting there, procrastinating away, about 400 words in. I have a glass of water in my hand, and I just think to myself, 'If I was to just. give this glass of water. the slightest tip. I would have the perfect excuse for not doing this essay' (Keep in mind that this is very late at night and I'm incredibly sleep deprived). I have one hand supporting my face, and in one hand the glass of water. I start playing with the glass of water, tilting it so that it's almost tipping all the water out, then straightening it, then tipping it again (I'm so freakin bored). Guess what happens next? I accidentally tip half the fucking glass all over my keyboard. I PANIC SO FUCKING MUCH. I stand up frantically and hit my knee under the table (pretty hard), and I fall back onto my chair. I'm having a panic attack now. I grab the laptop, tip all the water out of it, shake it and wipe the keyboard on my bed. It's fucked. It's DEFINTELY fucked. I'm DEFINTELY FUCKED. But didn't I want this? I still have to do the damn assignment, but now I'll have an excuse for an extension. I don't think that a week's extension was worth a thousand dollars and all my work that I've done all semester. Then I realise. whew. that's all right. my semester's work is fine. it's all on Dropbox. It's all on Dropbox. It's all on Dropbox? IT'S ALL ON DROPBOX! ALL MY FUCKING WORK IS ON DROPBOX! \n\n-_- kill me right now"
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"text": "System: I want you to summarize this text\nDocument: So. TIFU about fifteen minutes ago, when I was doing my 2000 word essay for school. I'm just sitting there, procrastinating away, about 400 words in. I have a glass of water in my hand, and I just think to myself, 'If I was to just. give this glass of water. the slightest tip. I would have the perfect excuse for not doing this essay' (Keep in mind that this is very late at night and I'm incredibly sleep deprived). I have one hand supporting my face, and in one hand the glass of water. I start playing with the glass of water, tilting it so that it's almost tipping all the water out, then straightening it, then tipping it again (I'm so freakin bored). Guess what happens next? I accidentally tip half the fucking glass all over my keyboard. I PANIC SO FUCKING MUCH. I stand up frantically and hit my knee under the table (pretty hard), and I fall back onto my chair. I'm having a panic attack now. I grab the laptop, tip all the water out of it, shake it and wipe the keyboard on my bed. It's fucked. It's DEFINTELY fucked. I'm DEFINTELY FUCKED. But didn't I want this? I still have to do the damn assignment, but now I'll have an excuse for an extension. I don't think that a week's extension was worth a thousand dollars and all my work that I've done all semester. Then I realise. whew. that's all right. my semester's work is fine. it's all on Dropbox. It's all on Dropbox. It's all on Dropbox? IT'S ALL ON DROPBOX! ALL MY FUCKING WORK IS ON DROPBOX! \n\n-_- kill me right now"
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"text": "System: I want you to summarize this text\nDocument: So. TIFU about fifteen minutes ago, when I was doing my 2000 word essay for school. I'm just sitting there, procrastinating away, about 400 words in. I have a glass of water in my hand, and I just think to myself, 'If I was to just. give this glass of water. the slightest tip. I would have the perfect excuse for not doing this essay' (Keep in mind that this is very late at night and I'm incredibly sleep deprived). I have one hand supporting my face, and in one hand the glass of water. I start playing with the glass of water, tilting it so that it's almost tipping all the water out, then straightening it, then tipping it again (I'm so freakin bored). Guess what happens next? I accidentally tip half the fucking glass all over my keyboard. I PANIC SO FUCKING MUCH. I stand up frantically and hit my knee under the table (pretty hard), and I fall back onto my chair. I'm having a panic attack now. I grab the laptop, tip all the water out of it, shake it and wipe the keyboard on my bed. It's fucked. It's DEFINTELY fucked. I'm DEFINTELY FUCKED. But didn't I want this? I still have to do the damn assignment, but now I'll have an excuse for an extension. I don't think that a week's extension was worth a thousand dollars and all my work that I've done all semester. Then I realise. whew. that's all right. my semester's work is fine. it's all on Dropbox. It's all on Dropbox. It's all on Dropbox? IT'S ALL ON DROPBOX! ALL MY FUCKING WORK IS ON DROPBOX! \n\n-_- kill me right now"
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"text": "System: I want you to summarize this text\nDocument: So. TIFU about fifteen minutes ago, when I was doing my 2000 word essay for school. I'm just sitting there, procrastinating away, about 400 words in. I have a glass of water in my hand, and I just think to myself, 'If I was to just. give this glass of water. the slightest tip. I would have the perfect excuse for not doing this essay' (Keep in mind that this is very late at night and I'm incredibly sleep deprived). I have one hand supporting my face, and in one hand the glass of water. I start playing with the glass of water, tilting it so that it's almost tipping all the water out, then straightening it, then tipping it again (I'm so freakin bored). Guess what happens next? I accidentally tip half the fucking glass all over my keyboard. I PANIC SO FUCKING MUCH. I stand up frantically and hit my knee under the table (pretty hard), and I fall back onto my chair. I'm having a panic attack now. I grab the laptop, tip all the water out of it, shake it and wipe the keyboard on my bed. It's fucked. It's DEFINTELY fucked. I'm DEFINTELY FUCKED. But didn't I want this? I still have to do the damn assignment, but now I'll have an excuse for an extension. I don't think that a week's extension was worth a thousand dollars and all my work that I've done all semester. Then I realise. whew. that's all right. my semester's work is fine. it's all on Dropbox. It's all on Dropbox. It's all on Dropbox? IT'S ALL ON DROPBOX! ALL MY FUCKING WORK IS ON DROPBOX! \n\n-_- kill me right now"
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"text": "System: I want you to summarize this text\nDocument: So. TIFU about fifteen minutes ago, when I was doing my 2000 word essay for school. I'm just sitting there, procrastinating away, about 400 words in. I have a glass of water in my hand, and I just think to myself, 'If I was to just. give this glass of water. the slightest tip. I would have the perfect excuse for not doing this essay' (Keep in mind that this is very late at night and I'm incredibly sleep deprived). I have one hand supporting my face, and in one hand the glass of water. I start playing with the glass of water, tilting it so that it's almost tipping all the water out, then straightening it, then tipping it again (I'm so freakin bored). Guess what happens next? I accidentally tip half the fucking glass all over my keyboard. I PANIC SO FUCKING MUCH. I stand up frantically and hit my knee under the table (pretty hard), and I fall back onto my chair. I'm having a panic attack now. I grab the laptop, tip all the water out of it, shake it and wipe the keyboard on my bed. It's fucked. It's DEFINTELY fucked. I'm DEFINTELY FUCKED. But didn't I want this? I still have to do the damn assignment, but now I'll have an excuse for an extension. I don't think that a week's extension was worth a thousand dollars and all my work that I've done all semester. Then I realise. whew. that's all right. my semester's work is fine. it's all on Dropbox. It's all on Dropbox. It's all on Dropbox? IT'S ALL ON DROPBOX! ALL MY FUCKING WORK IS ON DROPBOX! \n\n-_- kill me right now"
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"text": "System: I want you to summarize this text\nDocument: So. TIFU about fifteen minutes ago, when I was doing my 2000 word essay for school. I'm just sitting there, procrastinating away, about 400 words in. I have a glass of water in my hand, and I just think to myself, 'If I was to just. give this glass of water. the slightest tip. I would have the perfect excuse for not doing this essay' (Keep in mind that this is very late at night and I'm incredibly sleep deprived). I have one hand supporting my face, and in one hand the glass of water. I start playing with the glass of water, tilting it so that it's almost tipping all the water out, then straightening it, then tipping it again (I'm so freakin bored). Guess what happens next? I accidentally tip half the fucking glass all over my keyboard. I PANIC SO FUCKING MUCH. I stand up frantically and hit my knee under the table (pretty hard), and I fall back onto my chair. I'm having a panic attack now. I grab the laptop, tip all the water out of it, shake it and wipe the keyboard on my bed. It's fucked. It's DEFINTELY fucked. I'm DEFINTELY FUCKED. But didn't I want this? I still have to do the damn assignment, but now I'll have an excuse for an extension. I don't think that a week's extension was worth a thousand dollars and all my work that I've done all semester. Then I realise. whew. that's all right. my semester's work is fine. it's all on Dropbox. It's all on Dropbox. It's all on Dropbox? IT'S ALL ON DROPBOX! ALL MY FUCKING WORK IS ON DROPBOX! \n\n-_- kill me right now"
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"text": "System: I want you to summarize this text\nDocument: So. TIFU about fifteen minutes ago, when I was doing my 2000 word essay for school. I'm just sitting there, procrastinating away, about 400 words in. I have a glass of water in my hand, and I just think to myself, 'If I was to just. give this glass of water. the slightest tip. I would have the perfect excuse for not doing this essay' (Keep in mind that this is very late at night and I'm incredibly sleep deprived). I have one hand supporting my face, and in one hand the glass of water. I start playing with the glass of water, tilting it so that it's almost tipping all the water out, then straightening it, then tipping it again (I'm so freakin bored). Guess what happens next? I accidentally tip half the fucking glass all over my keyboard. I PANIC SO FUCKING MUCH. I stand up frantically and hit my knee under the table (pretty hard), and I fall back onto my chair. I'm having a panic attack now. I grab the laptop, tip all the water out of it, shake it and wipe the keyboard on my bed. It's fucked. It's DEFINTELY fucked. I'm DEFINTELY FUCKED. But didn't I want this? I still have to do the damn assignment, but now I'll have an excuse for an extension. I don't think that a week's extension was worth a thousand dollars and all my work that I've done all semester. Then I realise. whew. that's all right. my semester's work is fine. it's all on Dropbox. It's all on Dropbox. It's all on Dropbox? IT'S ALL ON DROPBOX! ALL MY FUCKING WORK IS ON DROPBOX! \n\n-_- kill me right now"
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"text": "System: I want you to summarize this text\nDocument: So. TIFU about fifteen minutes ago, when I was doing my 2000 word essay for school. I'm just sitting there, procrastinating away, about 400 words in. I have a glass of water in my hand, and I just think to myself, 'If I was to just. give this glass of water. the slightest tip. I would have the perfect excuse for not doing this essay' (Keep in mind that this is very late at night and I'm incredibly sleep deprived). I have one hand supporting my face, and in one hand the glass of water. I start playing with the glass of water, tilting it so that it's almost tipping all the water out, then straightening it, then tipping it again (I'm so freakin bored). Guess what happens next? I accidentally tip half the fucking glass all over my keyboard. I PANIC SO FUCKING MUCH. I stand up frantically and hit my knee under the table (pretty hard), and I fall back onto my chair. I'm having a panic attack now. I grab the laptop, tip all the water out of it, shake it and wipe the keyboard on my bed. It's fucked. It's DEFINTELY fucked. I'm DEFINTELY FUCKED. But didn't I want this? I still have to do the damn assignment, but now I'll have an excuse for an extension. I don't think that a week's extension was worth a thousand dollars and all my work that I've done all semester. Then I realise. whew. that's all right. my semester's work is fine. it's all on Dropbox. It's all on Dropbox. It's all on Dropbox? IT'S ALL ON DROPBOX! ALL MY FUCKING WORK IS ON DROPBOX! \n\n-_- kill me right now"
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"text": "System: I want you to summarize this text\nDocument: So. TIFU about fifteen minutes ago, when I was doing my 2000 word essay for school. I'm just sitting there, procrastinating away, about 400 words in. I have a glass of water in my hand, and I just think to myself, 'If I was to just. give this glass of water. the slightest tip. I would have the perfect excuse for not doing this essay' (Keep in mind that this is very late at night and I'm incredibly sleep deprived). I have one hand supporting my face, and in one hand the glass of water. I start playing with the glass of water, tilting it so that it's almost tipping all the water out, then straightening it, then tipping it again (I'm so freakin bored). Guess what happens next? I accidentally tip half the fucking glass all over my keyboard. I PANIC SO FUCKING MUCH. I stand up frantically and hit my knee under the table (pretty hard), and I fall back onto my chair. I'm having a panic attack now. I grab the laptop, tip all the water out of it, shake it and wipe the keyboard on my bed. It's fucked. It's DEFINTELY fucked. I'm DEFINTELY FUCKED. But didn't I want this? I still have to do the damn assignment, but now I'll have an excuse for an extension. I don't think that a week's extension was worth a thousand dollars and all my work that I've done all semester. Then I realise. whew. that's all right. my semester's work is fine. it's all on Dropbox. It's all on Dropbox. It's all on Dropbox? IT'S ALL ON DROPBOX! ALL MY FUCKING WORK IS ON DROPBOX! \n\n-_- kill me right now"
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"text": "System: I want you to summarize this text\nDocument: So. TIFU about fifteen minutes ago, when I was doing my 2000 word essay for school. I'm just sitting there, procrastinating away, about 400 words in. I have a glass of water in my hand, and I just think to myself, 'If I was to just. give this glass of water. the slightest tip. I would have the perfect excuse for not doing this essay' (Keep in mind that this is very late at night and I'm incredibly sleep deprived). I have one hand supporting my face, and in one hand the glass of water. I start playing with the glass of water, tilting it so that it's almost tipping all the water out, then straightening it, then tipping it again (I'm so freakin bored). Guess what happens next? I accidentally tip half the fucking glass all over my keyboard. I PANIC SO FUCKING MUCH. I stand up frantically and hit my knee under the table (pretty hard), and I fall back onto my chair. I'm having a panic attack now. I grab the laptop, tip all the water out of it, shake it and wipe the keyboard on my bed. It's fucked. It's DEFINTELY fucked. I'm DEFINTELY FUCKED. But didn't I want this? I still have to do the damn assignment, but now I'll have an excuse for an extension. I don't think that a week's extension was worth a thousand dollars and all my work that I've done all semester. Then I realise. whew. that's all right. my semester's work is fine. it's all on Dropbox. It's all on Dropbox. It's all on Dropbox? IT'S ALL ON DROPBOX! ALL MY FUCKING WORK IS ON DROPBOX! \n\n-_- kill me right now"
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"text": "System: I want you to summarize this text\nDocument: So. TIFU about fifteen minutes ago, when I was doing my 2000 word essay for school. I'm just sitting there, procrastinating away, about 400 words in. I have a glass of water in my hand, and I just think to myself, 'If I was to just. give this glass of water. the slightest tip. I would have the perfect excuse for not doing this essay' (Keep in mind that this is very late at night and I'm incredibly sleep deprived). I have one hand supporting my face, and in one hand the glass of water. I start playing with the glass of water, tilting it so that it's almost tipping all the water out, then straightening it, then tipping it again (I'm so freakin bored). Guess what happens next? I accidentally tip half the fucking glass all over my keyboard. I PANIC SO FUCKING MUCH. I stand up frantically and hit my knee under the table (pretty hard), and I fall back onto my chair. I'm having a panic attack now. I grab the laptop, tip all the water out of it, shake it and wipe the keyboard on my bed. It's fucked. It's DEFINTELY fucked. I'm DEFINTELY FUCKED. But didn't I want this? I still have to do the damn assignment, but now I'll have an excuse for an extension. I don't think that a week's extension was worth a thousand dollars and all my work that I've done all semester. Then I realise. whew. that's all right. my semester's work is fine. it's all on Dropbox. It's all on Dropbox. It's all on Dropbox? IT'S ALL ON DROPBOX! ALL MY FUCKING WORK IS ON DROPBOX! \n\n-_- kill me right now"
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"text": "System: I want you to summarize this text\nDocument: So. TIFU about fifteen minutes ago, when I was doing my 2000 word essay for school. I'm just sitting there, procrastinating away, about 400 words in. I have a glass of water in my hand, and I just think to myself, 'If I was to just. give this glass of water. the slightest tip. I would have the perfect excuse for not doing this essay' (Keep in mind that this is very late at night and I'm incredibly sleep deprived). I have one hand supporting my face, and in one hand the glass of water. I start playing with the glass of water, tilting it so that it's almost tipping all the water out, then straightening it, then tipping it again (I'm so freakin bored). Guess what happens next? I accidentally tip half the fucking glass all over my keyboard. I PANIC SO FUCKING MUCH. I stand up frantically and hit my knee under the table (pretty hard), and I fall back onto my chair. I'm having a panic attack now. I grab the laptop, tip all the water out of it, shake it and wipe the keyboard on my bed. It's fucked. It's DEFINTELY fucked. I'm DEFINTELY FUCKED. But didn't I want this? I still have to do the damn assignment, but now I'll have an excuse for an extension. I don't think that a week's extension was worth a thousand dollars and all my work that I've done all semester. Then I realise. whew. that's all right. my semester's work is fine. it's all on Dropbox. It's all on Dropbox. It's all on Dropbox? IT'S ALL ON DROPBOX! ALL MY FUCKING WORK IS ON DROPBOX! \n\n-_- kill me right now"
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"text": "System: I want you to summarize this text\nDocument: So. TIFU about fifteen minutes ago, when I was doing my 2000 word essay for school. I'm just sitting there, procrastinating away, about 400 words in. I have a glass of water in my hand, and I just think to myself, 'If I was to just. give this glass of water. the slightest tip. I would have the perfect excuse for not doing this essay' (Keep in mind that this is very late at night and I'm incredibly sleep deprived). I have one hand supporting my face, and in one hand the glass of water. I start playing with the glass of water, tilting it so that it's almost tipping all the water out, then straightening it, then tipping it again (I'm so freakin bored). Guess what happens next? I accidentally tip half the fucking glass all over my keyboard. I PANIC SO FUCKING MUCH. I stand up frantically and hit my knee under the table (pretty hard), and I fall back onto my chair. I'm having a panic attack now. I grab the laptop, tip all the water out of it, shake it and wipe the keyboard on my bed. It's fucked. It's DEFINTELY fucked. I'm DEFINTELY FUCKED. But didn't I want this? I still have to do the damn assignment, but now I'll have an excuse for an extension. I don't think that a week's extension was worth a thousand dollars and all my work that I've done all semester. Then I realise. whew. that's all right. my semester's work is fine. it's all on Dropbox. It's all on Dropbox. It's all on Dropbox? IT'S ALL ON DROPBOX! ALL MY FUCKING WORK IS ON DROPBOX! \n\n-_- kill me right now"
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"text": "System: I want you to summarize this text\nDocument: So. TIFU about fifteen minutes ago, when I was doing my 2000 word essay for school. I'm just sitting there, procrastinating away, about 400 words in. I have a glass of water in my hand, and I just think to myself, 'If I was to just. give this glass of water. the slightest tip. I would have the perfect excuse for not doing this essay' (Keep in mind that this is very late at night and I'm incredibly sleep deprived). I have one hand supporting my face, and in one hand the glass of water. I start playing with the glass of water, tilting it so that it's almost tipping all the water out, then straightening it, then tipping it again (I'm so freakin bored). Guess what happens next? I accidentally tip half the fucking glass all over my keyboard. I PANIC SO FUCKING MUCH. I stand up frantically and hit my knee under the table (pretty hard), and I fall back onto my chair. I'm having a panic attack now. I grab the laptop, tip all the water out of it, shake it and wipe the keyboard on my bed. It's fucked. It's DEFINTELY fucked. I'm DEFINTELY FUCKED. But didn't I want this? I still have to do the damn assignment, but now I'll have an excuse for an extension. I don't think that a week's extension was worth a thousand dollars and all my work that I've done all semester. Then I realise. whew. that's all right. my semester's work is fine. it's all on Dropbox. It's all on Dropbox. It's all on Dropbox? IT'S ALL ON DROPBOX! ALL MY FUCKING WORK IS ON DROPBOX! \n\n-_- kill me right now"
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"text": "System: I want you to summarize this text\nDocument: So. TIFU about fifteen minutes ago, when I was doing my 2000 word essay for school. I'm just sitting there, procrastinating away, about 400 words in. I have a glass of water in my hand, and I just think to myself, 'If I was to just. give this glass of water. the slightest tip. I would have the perfect excuse for not doing this essay' (Keep in mind that this is very late at night and I'm incredibly sleep deprived). I have one hand supporting my face, and in one hand the glass of water. I start playing with the glass of water, tilting it so that it's almost tipping all the water out, then straightening it, then tipping it again (I'm so freakin bored). Guess what happens next? I accidentally tip half the fucking glass all over my keyboard. I PANIC SO FUCKING MUCH. I stand up frantically and hit my knee under the table (pretty hard), and I fall back onto my chair. I'm having a panic attack now. I grab the laptop, tip all the water out of it, shake it and wipe the keyboard on my bed. It's fucked. It's DEFINTELY fucked. I'm DEFINTELY FUCKED. But didn't I want this? I still have to do the damn assignment, but now I'll have an excuse for an extension. I don't think that a week's extension was worth a thousand dollars and all my work that I've done all semester. Then I realise. whew. that's all right. my semester's work is fine. it's all on Dropbox. It's all on Dropbox. It's all on Dropbox? IT'S ALL ON DROPBOX! ALL MY FUCKING WORK IS ON DROPBOX! \n\n-_- kill me right now"
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"text": "System: I want you to summarize this text\nDocument: So. TIFU about fifteen minutes ago, when I was doing my 2000 word essay for school. I'm just sitting there, procrastinating away, about 400 words in. I have a glass of water in my hand, and I just think to myself, 'If I was to just. give this glass of water. the slightest tip. I would have the perfect excuse for not doing this essay' (Keep in mind that this is very late at night and I'm incredibly sleep deprived). I have one hand supporting my face, and in one hand the glass of water. I start playing with the glass of water, tilting it so that it's almost tipping all the water out, then straightening it, then tipping it again (I'm so freakin bored). Guess what happens next? I accidentally tip half the fucking glass all over my keyboard. I PANIC SO FUCKING MUCH. I stand up frantically and hit my knee under the table (pretty hard), and I fall back onto my chair. I'm having a panic attack now. I grab the laptop, tip all the water out of it, shake it and wipe the keyboard on my bed. It's fucked. It's DEFINTELY fucked. I'm DEFINTELY FUCKED. But didn't I want this? I still have to do the damn assignment, but now I'll have an excuse for an extension. I don't think that a week's extension was worth a thousand dollars and all my work that I've done all semester. Then I realise. whew. that's all right. my semester's work is fine. it's all on Dropbox. It's all on Dropbox. It's all on Dropbox? IT'S ALL ON DROPBOX! ALL MY FUCKING WORK IS ON DROPBOX! \n\n-_- kill me right now"
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"text": "System: I want you to summarize this text\nDocument: So. TIFU about fifteen minutes ago, when I was doing my 2000 word essay for school. I'm just sitting there, procrastinating away, about 400 words in. I have a glass of water in my hand, and I just think to myself, 'If I was to just. give this glass of water. the slightest tip. I would have the perfect excuse for not doing this essay' (Keep in mind that this is very late at night and I'm incredibly sleep deprived). I have one hand supporting my face, and in one hand the glass of water. I start playing with the glass of water, tilting it so that it's almost tipping all the water out, then straightening it, then tipping it again (I'm so freakin bored). Guess what happens next? I accidentally tip half the fucking glass all over my keyboard. I PANIC SO FUCKING MUCH. I stand up frantically and hit my knee under the table (pretty hard), and I fall back onto my chair. I'm having a panic attack now. I grab the laptop, tip all the water out of it, shake it and wipe the keyboard on my bed. It's fucked. It's DEFINTELY fucked. I'm DEFINTELY FUCKED. But didn't I want this? I still have to do the damn assignment, but now I'll have an excuse for an extension. I don't think that a week's extension was worth a thousand dollars and all my work that I've done all semester. Then I realise. whew. that's all right. my semester's work is fine. it's all on Dropbox. It's all on Dropbox. It's all on Dropbox? IT'S ALL ON DROPBOX! ALL MY FUCKING WORK IS ON DROPBOX! \n\n-_- kill me right now"
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"text": "System: I want you to summarize this text\nDocument: So. TIFU about fifteen minutes ago, when I was doing my 2000 word essay for school. I'm just sitting there, procrastinating away, about 400 words in. I have a glass of water in my hand, and I just think to myself, 'If I was to just. give this glass of water. the slightest tip. I would have the perfect excuse for not doing this essay' (Keep in mind that this is very late at night and I'm incredibly sleep deprived). I have one hand supporting my face, and in one hand the glass of water. I start playing with the glass of water, tilting it so that it's almost tipping all the water out, then straightening it, then tipping it again (I'm so freakin bored). Guess what happens next? I accidentally tip half the fucking glass all over my keyboard. I PANIC SO FUCKING MUCH. I stand up frantically and hit my knee under the table (pretty hard), and I fall back onto my chair. I'm having a panic attack now. I grab the laptop, tip all the water out of it, shake it and wipe the keyboard on my bed. It's fucked. It's DEFINTELY fucked. I'm DEFINTELY FUCKED. But didn't I want this? I still have to do the damn assignment, but now I'll have an excuse for an extension. I don't think that a week's extension was worth a thousand dollars and all my work that I've done all semester. Then I realise. whew. that's all right. my semester's work is fine. it's all on Dropbox. It's all on Dropbox. It's all on Dropbox? IT'S ALL ON DROPBOX! ALL MY FUCKING WORK IS ON DROPBOX! \n\n-_- kill me right now"
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"text": "System: I want you to summarize this text\nDocument: So. TIFU about fifteen minutes ago, when I was doing my 2000 word essay for school. I'm just sitting there, procrastinating away, about 400 words in. I have a glass of water in my hand, and I just think to myself, 'If I was to just. give this glass of water. the slightest tip. I would have the perfect excuse for not doing this essay' (Keep in mind that this is very late at night and I'm incredibly sleep deprived). I have one hand supporting my face, and in one hand the glass of water. I start playing with the glass of water, tilting it so that it's almost tipping all the water out, then straightening it, then tipping it again (I'm so freakin bored). Guess what happens next? I accidentally tip half the fucking glass all over my keyboard. I PANIC SO FUCKING MUCH. I stand up frantically and hit my knee under the table (pretty hard), and I fall back onto my chair. I'm having a panic attack now. I grab the laptop, tip all the water out of it, shake it and wipe the keyboard on my bed. It's fucked. It's DEFINTELY fucked. I'm DEFINTELY FUCKED. But didn't I want this? I still have to do the damn assignment, but now I'll have an excuse for an extension. I don't think that a week's extension was worth a thousand dollars and all my work that I've done all semester. Then I realise. whew. that's all right. my semester's work is fine. it's all on Dropbox. It's all on Dropbox. It's all on Dropbox? IT'S ALL ON DROPBOX! ALL MY FUCKING WORK IS ON DROPBOX! \n\n-_- kill me right now"
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"text": "System: I want you to summarize this text\nDocument: So. TIFU about fifteen minutes ago, when I was doing my 2000 word essay for school. I'm just sitting there, procrastinating away, about 400 words in. I have a glass of water in my hand, and I just think to myself, 'If I was to just. give this glass of water. the slightest tip. I would have the perfect excuse for not doing this essay' (Keep in mind that this is very late at night and I'm incredibly sleep deprived). I have one hand supporting my face, and in one hand the glass of water. I start playing with the glass of water, tilting it so that it's almost tipping all the water out, then straightening it, then tipping it again (I'm so freakin bored). Guess what happens next? I accidentally tip half the fucking glass all over my keyboard. I PANIC SO FUCKING MUCH. I stand up frantically and hit my knee under the table (pretty hard), and I fall back onto my chair. I'm having a panic attack now. I grab the laptop, tip all the water out of it, shake it and wipe the keyboard on my bed. It's fucked. It's DEFINTELY fucked. I'm DEFINTELY FUCKED. But didn't I want this? I still have to do the damn assignment, but now I'll have an excuse for an extension. I don't think that a week's extension was worth a thousand dollars and all my work that I've done all semester. Then I realise. whew. that's all right. my semester's work is fine. it's all on Dropbox. It's all on Dropbox. It's all on Dropbox? IT'S ALL ON DROPBOX! ALL MY FUCKING WORK IS ON DROPBOX! \n\n-_- kill me right now"
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"text": "System: I want you to summarize this text\nDocument: So. TIFU about fifteen minutes ago, when I was doing my 2000 word essay for school. I'm just sitting there, procrastinating away, about 400 words in. I have a glass of water in my hand, and I just think to myself, 'If I was to just. give this glass of water. the slightest tip. I would have the perfect excuse for not doing this essay' (Keep in mind that this is very late at night and I'm incredibly sleep deprived). I have one hand supporting my face, and in one hand the glass of water. I start playing with the glass of water, tilting it so that it's almost tipping all the water out, then straightening it, then tipping it again (I'm so freakin bored). Guess what happens next? I accidentally tip half the fucking glass all over my keyboard. I PANIC SO FUCKING MUCH. I stand up frantically and hit my knee under the table (pretty hard), and I fall back onto my chair. I'm having a panic attack now. I grab the laptop, tip all the water out of it, shake it and wipe the keyboard on my bed. It's fucked. It's DEFINTELY fucked. I'm DEFINTELY FUCKED. But didn't I want this? I still have to do the damn assignment, but now I'll have an excuse for an extension. I don't think that a week's extension was worth a thousand dollars and all my work that I've done all semester. Then I realise. whew. that's all right. my semester's work is fine. it's all on Dropbox. It's all on Dropbox. It's all on Dropbox? IT'S ALL ON DROPBOX! ALL MY FUCKING WORK IS ON DROPBOX! \n\n-_- kill me right now"
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"text": "System: I want you to summarize this text\nDocument: So. TIFU about fifteen minutes ago, when I was doing my 2000 word essay for school. I'm just sitting there, procrastinating away, about 400 words in. I have a glass of water in my hand, and I just think to myself, 'If I was to just. give this glass of water. the slightest tip. I would have the perfect excuse for not doing this essay' (Keep in mind that this is very late at night and I'm incredibly sleep deprived). I have one hand supporting my face, and in one hand the glass of water. I start playing with the glass of water, tilting it so that it's almost tipping all the water out, then straightening it, then tipping it again (I'm so freakin bored). Guess what happens next? I accidentally tip half the fucking glass all over my keyboard. I PANIC SO FUCKING MUCH. I stand up frantically and hit my knee under the table (pretty hard), and I fall back onto my chair. I'm having a panic attack now. I grab the laptop, tip all the water out of it, shake it and wipe the keyboard on my bed. It's fucked. It's DEFINTELY fucked. I'm DEFINTELY FUCKED. But didn't I want this? I still have to do the damn assignment, but now I'll have an excuse for an extension. I don't think that a week's extension was worth a thousand dollars and all my work that I've done all semester. Then I realise. whew. that's all right. my semester's work is fine. it's all on Dropbox. It's all on Dropbox. It's all on Dropbox? IT'S ALL ON DROPBOX! ALL MY FUCKING WORK IS ON DROPBOX! \n\n-_- kill me right now"
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"text": "System: I want you to summarize this text\nDocument: So. TIFU about fifteen minutes ago, when I was doing my 2000 word essay for school. I'm just sitting there, procrastinating away, about 400 words in. I have a glass of water in my hand, and I just think to myself, 'If I was to just. give this glass of water. the slightest tip. I would have the perfect excuse for not doing this essay' (Keep in mind that this is very late at night and I'm incredibly sleep deprived). I have one hand supporting my face, and in one hand the glass of water. I start playing with the glass of water, tilting it so that it's almost tipping all the water out, then straightening it, then tipping it again (I'm so freakin bored). Guess what happens next? I accidentally tip half the fucking glass all over my keyboard. I PANIC SO FUCKING MUCH. I stand up frantically and hit my knee under the table (pretty hard), and I fall back onto my chair. I'm having a panic attack now. I grab the laptop, tip all the water out of it, shake it and wipe the keyboard on my bed. It's fucked. It's DEFINTELY fucked. I'm DEFINTELY FUCKED. But didn't I want this? I still have to do the damn assignment, but now I'll have an excuse for an extension. I don't think that a week's extension was worth a thousand dollars and all my work that I've done all semester. Then I realise. whew. that's all right. my semester's work is fine. it's all on Dropbox. It's all on Dropbox. It's all on Dropbox? IT'S ALL ON DROPBOX! ALL MY FUCKING WORK IS ON DROPBOX! \n\n-_- kill me right now"
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"text": "System: I want you to summarize this text\nDocument: So. TIFU about fifteen minutes ago, when I was doing my 2000 word essay for school. I'm just sitting there, procrastinating away, about 400 words in. I have a glass of water in my hand, and I just think to myself, 'If I was to just. give this glass of water. the slightest tip. I would have the perfect excuse for not doing this essay' (Keep in mind that this is very late at night and I'm incredibly sleep deprived). I have one hand supporting my face, and in one hand the glass of water. I start playing with the glass of water, tilting it so that it's almost tipping all the water out, then straightening it, then tipping it again (I'm so freakin bored). Guess what happens next? I accidentally tip half the fucking glass all over my keyboard. I PANIC SO FUCKING MUCH. I stand up frantically and hit my knee under the table (pretty hard), and I fall back onto my chair. I'm having a panic attack now. I grab the laptop, tip all the water out of it, shake it and wipe the keyboard on my bed. It's fucked. It's DEFINTELY fucked. I'm DEFINTELY FUCKED. But didn't I want this? I still have to do the damn assignment, but now I'll have an excuse for an extension. I don't think that a week's extension was worth a thousand dollars and all my work that I've done all semester. Then I realise. whew. that's all right. my semester's work is fine. it's all on Dropbox. It's all on Dropbox. It's all on Dropbox? IT'S ALL ON DROPBOX! ALL MY FUCKING WORK IS ON DROPBOX! \n\n-_- kill me right now"
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"text": "System: I want you to summarize this text\nDocument: So. TIFU about fifteen minutes ago, when I was doing my 2000 word essay for school. I'm just sitting there, procrastinating away, about 400 words in. I have a glass of water in my hand, and I just think to myself, 'If I was to just. give this glass of water. the slightest tip. I would have the perfect excuse for not doing this essay' (Keep in mind that this is very late at night and I'm incredibly sleep deprived). I have one hand supporting my face, and in one hand the glass of water. I start playing with the glass of water, tilting it so that it's almost tipping all the water out, then straightening it, then tipping it again (I'm so freakin bored). Guess what happens next? I accidentally tip half the fucking glass all over my keyboard. I PANIC SO FUCKING MUCH. I stand up frantically and hit my knee under the table (pretty hard), and I fall back onto my chair. I'm having a panic attack now. I grab the laptop, tip all the water out of it, shake it and wipe the keyboard on my bed. It's fucked. It's DEFINTELY fucked. I'm DEFINTELY FUCKED. But didn't I want this? I still have to do the damn assignment, but now I'll have an excuse for an extension. I don't think that a week's extension was worth a thousand dollars and all my work that I've done all semester. Then I realise. whew. that's all right. my semester's work is fine. it's all on Dropbox. It's all on Dropbox. It's all on Dropbox? IT'S ALL ON DROPBOX! ALL MY FUCKING WORK IS ON DROPBOX! \n\n-_- kill me right now"
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"text": "System: I want you to summarize this text\nDocument: So. TIFU about fifteen minutes ago, when I was doing my 2000 word essay for school. I'm just sitting there, procrastinating away, about 400 words in. I have a glass of water in my hand, and I just think to myself, 'If I was to just. give this glass of water. the slightest tip. I would have the perfect excuse for not doing this essay' (Keep in mind that this is very late at night and I'm incredibly sleep deprived). I have one hand supporting my face, and in one hand the glass of water. I start playing with the glass of water, tilting it so that it's almost tipping all the water out, then straightening it, then tipping it again (I'm so freakin bored). Guess what happens next? I accidentally tip half the fucking glass all over my keyboard. I PANIC SO FUCKING MUCH. I stand up frantically and hit my knee under the table (pretty hard), and I fall back onto my chair. I'm having a panic attack now. I grab the laptop, tip all the water out of it, shake it and wipe the keyboard on my bed. It's fucked. It's DEFINTELY fucked. I'm DEFINTELY FUCKED. But didn't I want this? I still have to do the damn assignment, but now I'll have an excuse for an extension. I don't think that a week's extension was worth a thousand dollars and all my work that I've done all semester. Then I realise. whew. that's all right. my semester's work is fine. it's all on Dropbox. It's all on Dropbox. It's all on Dropbox? IT'S ALL ON DROPBOX! ALL MY FUCKING WORK IS ON DROPBOX! \n\n-_- kill me right now"
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"text": "System: I want you to summarize this text\nDocument: So. TIFU about fifteen minutes ago, when I was doing my 2000 word essay for school. I'm just sitting there, procrastinating away, about 400 words in. I have a glass of water in my hand, and I just think to myself, 'If I was to just. give this glass of water. the slightest tip. I would have the perfect excuse for not doing this essay' (Keep in mind that this is very late at night and I'm incredibly sleep deprived). I have one hand supporting my face, and in one hand the glass of water. I start playing with the glass of water, tilting it so that it's almost tipping all the water out, then straightening it, then tipping it again (I'm so freakin bored). Guess what happens next? I accidentally tip half the fucking glass all over my keyboard. I PANIC SO FUCKING MUCH. I stand up frantically and hit my knee under the table (pretty hard), and I fall back onto my chair. I'm having a panic attack now. I grab the laptop, tip all the water out of it, shake it and wipe the keyboard on my bed. It's fucked. It's DEFINTELY fucked. I'm DEFINTELY FUCKED. But didn't I want this? I still have to do the damn assignment, but now I'll have an excuse for an extension. I don't think that a week's extension was worth a thousand dollars and all my work that I've done all semester. Then I realise. whew. that's all right. my semester's work is fine. it's all on Dropbox. It's all on Dropbox. It's all on Dropbox? IT'S ALL ON DROPBOX! ALL MY FUCKING WORK IS ON DROPBOX! \n\n-_- kill me right now"
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"text": "System: I want you to summarize this text\nDocument: So. TIFU about fifteen minutes ago, when I was doing my 2000 word essay for school. I'm just sitting there, procrastinating away, about 400 words in. I have a glass of water in my hand, and I just think to myself, 'If I was to just. give this glass of water. the slightest tip. I would have the perfect excuse for not doing this essay' (Keep in mind that this is very late at night and I'm incredibly sleep deprived). I have one hand supporting my face, and in one hand the glass of water. I start playing with the glass of water, tilting it so that it's almost tipping all the water out, then straightening it, then tipping it again (I'm so freakin bored). Guess what happens next? I accidentally tip half the fucking glass all over my keyboard. I PANIC SO FUCKING MUCH. I stand up frantically and hit my knee under the table (pretty hard), and I fall back onto my chair. I'm having a panic attack now. I grab the laptop, tip all the water out of it, shake it and wipe the keyboard on my bed. It's fucked. It's DEFINTELY fucked. I'm DEFINTELY FUCKED. But didn't I want this? I still have to do the damn assignment, but now I'll have an excuse for an extension. I don't think that a week's extension was worth a thousand dollars and all my work that I've done all semester. Then I realise. whew. that's all right. my semester's work is fine. it's all on Dropbox. It's all on Dropbox. It's all on Dropbox? IT'S ALL ON DROPBOX! ALL MY FUCKING WORK IS ON DROPBOX! \n\n-_- kill me right now"
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"text": "System: I want you to summarize this text\nDocument: So. TIFU about fifteen minutes ago, when I was doing my 2000 word essay for school. I'm just sitting there, procrastinating away, about 400 words in. I have a glass of water in my hand, and I just think to myself, 'If I was to just. give this glass of water. the slightest tip. I would have the perfect excuse for not doing this essay' (Keep in mind that this is very late at night and I'm incredibly sleep deprived). I have one hand supporting my face, and in one hand the glass of water. I start playing with the glass of water, tilting it so that it's almost tipping all the water out, then straightening it, then tipping it again (I'm so freakin bored). Guess what happens next? I accidentally tip half the fucking glass all over my keyboard. I PANIC SO FUCKING MUCH. I stand up frantically and hit my knee under the table (pretty hard), and I fall back onto my chair. I'm having a panic attack now. I grab the laptop, tip all the water out of it, shake it and wipe the keyboard on my bed. It's fucked. It's DEFINTELY fucked. I'm DEFINTELY FUCKED. But didn't I want this? I still have to do the damn assignment, but now I'll have an excuse for an extension. I don't think that a week's extension was worth a thousand dollars and all my work that I've done all semester. Then I realise. whew. that's all right. my semester's work is fine. it's all on Dropbox. It's all on Dropbox. It's all on Dropbox? IT'S ALL ON DROPBOX! ALL MY FUCKING WORK IS ON DROPBOX! \n\n-_- kill me right now"
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"text": "System: I want you to summarize this text\nDocument: So. TIFU about fifteen minutes ago, when I was doing my 2000 word essay for school. I'm just sitting there, procrastinating away, about 400 words in. I have a glass of water in my hand, and I just think to myself, 'If I was to just. give this glass of water. the slightest tip. I would have the perfect excuse for not doing this essay' (Keep in mind that this is very late at night and I'm incredibly sleep deprived). I have one hand supporting my face, and in one hand the glass of water. I start playing with the glass of water, tilting it so that it's almost tipping all the water out, then straightening it, then tipping it again (I'm so freakin bored). Guess what happens next? I accidentally tip half the fucking glass all over my keyboard. I PANIC SO FUCKING MUCH. I stand up frantically and hit my knee under the table (pretty hard), and I fall back onto my chair. I'm having a panic attack now. I grab the laptop, tip all the water out of it, shake it and wipe the keyboard on my bed. It's fucked. It's DEFINTELY fucked. I'm DEFINTELY FUCKED. But didn't I want this? I still have to do the damn assignment, but now I'll have an excuse for an extension. I don't think that a week's extension was worth a thousand dollars and all my work that I've done all semester. Then I realise. whew. that's all right. my semester's work is fine. it's all on Dropbox. It's all on Dropbox. It's all on Dropbox? IT'S ALL ON DROPBOX! ALL MY FUCKING WORK IS ON DROPBOX! \n\n-_- kill me right now"
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"text": "System: I want you to summarize this text\nDocument: So. TIFU about fifteen minutes ago, when I was doing my 2000 word essay for school. I'm just sitting there, procrastinating away, about 400 words in. I have a glass of water in my hand, and I just think to myself, 'If I was to just. give this glass of water. the slightest tip. I would have the perfect excuse for not doing this essay' (Keep in mind that this is very late at night and I'm incredibly sleep deprived). I have one hand supporting my face, and in one hand the glass of water. I start playing with the glass of water, tilting it so that it's almost tipping all the water out, then straightening it, then tipping it again (I'm so freakin bored). Guess what happens next? I accidentally tip half the fucking glass all over my keyboard. I PANIC SO FUCKING MUCH. I stand up frantically and hit my knee under the table (pretty hard), and I fall back onto my chair. I'm having a panic attack now. I grab the laptop, tip all the water out of it, shake it and wipe the keyboard on my bed. It's fucked. It's DEFINTELY fucked. I'm DEFINTELY FUCKED. But didn't I want this? I still have to do the damn assignment, but now I'll have an excuse for an extension. I don't think that a week's extension was worth a thousand dollars and all my work that I've done all semester. Then I realise. whew. that's all right. my semester's work is fine. it's all on Dropbox. It's all on Dropbox. It's all on Dropbox? IT'S ALL ON DROPBOX! ALL MY FUCKING WORK IS ON DROPBOX! \n\n-_- kill me right now"
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"text": "System: I want you to summarize this text\nDocument: So. TIFU about fifteen minutes ago, when I was doing my 2000 word essay for school. I'm just sitting there, procrastinating away, about 400 words in. I have a glass of water in my hand, and I just think to myself, 'If I was to just. give this glass of water. the slightest tip. I would have the perfect excuse for not doing this essay' (Keep in mind that this is very late at night and I'm incredibly sleep deprived). I have one hand supporting my face, and in one hand the glass of water. I start playing with the glass of water, tilting it so that it's almost tipping all the water out, then straightening it, then tipping it again (I'm so freakin bored). Guess what happens next? I accidentally tip half the fucking glass all over my keyboard. I PANIC SO FUCKING MUCH. I stand up frantically and hit my knee under the table (pretty hard), and I fall back onto my chair. I'm having a panic attack now. I grab the laptop, tip all the water out of it, shake it and wipe the keyboard on my bed. It's fucked. It's DEFINTELY fucked. I'm DEFINTELY FUCKED. But didn't I want this? I still have to do the damn assignment, but now I'll have an excuse for an extension. I don't think that a week's extension was worth a thousand dollars and all my work that I've done all semester. Then I realise. whew. that's all right. my semester's work is fine. it's all on Dropbox. It's all on Dropbox. It's all on Dropbox? IT'S ALL ON DROPBOX! ALL MY FUCKING WORK IS ON DROPBOX! \n\n-_- kill me right now"
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"text": "System: I want you to summarize this text\nDocument: So. TIFU about fifteen minutes ago, when I was doing my 2000 word essay for school. I'm just sitting there, procrastinating away, about 400 words in. I have a glass of water in my hand, and I just think to myself, 'If I was to just. give this glass of water. the slightest tip. I would have the perfect excuse for not doing this essay' (Keep in mind that this is very late at night and I'm incredibly sleep deprived). I have one hand supporting my face, and in one hand the glass of water. I start playing with the glass of water, tilting it so that it's almost tipping all the water out, then straightening it, then tipping it again (I'm so freakin bored). Guess what happens next? I accidentally tip half the fucking glass all over my keyboard. I PANIC SO FUCKING MUCH. I stand up frantically and hit my knee under the table (pretty hard), and I fall back onto my chair. I'm having a panic attack now. I grab the laptop, tip all the water out of it, shake it and wipe the keyboard on my bed. It's fucked. It's DEFINTELY fucked. I'm DEFINTELY FUCKED. But didn't I want this? I still have to do the damn assignment, but now I'll have an excuse for an extension. I don't think that a week's extension was worth a thousand dollars and all my work that I've done all semester. Then I realise. whew. that's all right. my semester's work is fine. it's all on Dropbox. It's all on Dropbox. It's all on Dropbox? IT'S ALL ON DROPBOX! ALL MY FUCKING WORK IS ON DROPBOX! \n\n-_- kill me right now"
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"text": "System: I want you to summarize this text\nDocument: So. TIFU about fifteen minutes ago, when I was doing my 2000 word essay for school. I'm just sitting there, procrastinating away, about 400 words in. I have a glass of water in my hand, and I just think to myself, 'If I was to just. give this glass of water. the slightest tip. I would have the perfect excuse for not doing this essay' (Keep in mind that this is very late at night and I'm incredibly sleep deprived). I have one hand supporting my face, and in one hand the glass of water. I start playing with the glass of water, tilting it so that it's almost tipping all the water out, then straightening it, then tipping it again (I'm so freakin bored). Guess what happens next? I accidentally tip half the fucking glass all over my keyboard. I PANIC SO FUCKING MUCH. I stand up frantically and hit my knee under the table (pretty hard), and I fall back onto my chair. I'm having a panic attack now. I grab the laptop, tip all the water out of it, shake it and wipe the keyboard on my bed. It's fucked. It's DEFINTELY fucked. I'm DEFINTELY FUCKED. But didn't I want this? I still have to do the damn assignment, but now I'll have an excuse for an extension. I don't think that a week's extension was worth a thousand dollars and all my work that I've done all semester. Then I realise. whew. that's all right. my semester's work is fine. it's all on Dropbox. It's all on Dropbox. It's all on Dropbox? IT'S ALL ON DROPBOX! ALL MY FUCKING WORK IS ON DROPBOX! \n\n-_- kill me right now"
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"text": "System: I want you to summarize this text\nDocument: So. TIFU about fifteen minutes ago, when I was doing my 2000 word essay for school. I'm just sitting there, procrastinating away, about 400 words in. I have a glass of water in my hand, and I just think to myself, 'If I was to just. give this glass of water. the slightest tip. I would have the perfect excuse for not doing this essay' (Keep in mind that this is very late at night and I'm incredibly sleep deprived). I have one hand supporting my face, and in one hand the glass of water. I start playing with the glass of water, tilting it so that it's almost tipping all the water out, then straightening it, then tipping it again (I'm so freakin bored). Guess what happens next? I accidentally tip half the fucking glass all over my keyboard. I PANIC SO FUCKING MUCH. I stand up frantically and hit my knee under the table (pretty hard), and I fall back onto my chair. I'm having a panic attack now. I grab the laptop, tip all the water out of it, shake it and wipe the keyboard on my bed. It's fucked. It's DEFINTELY fucked. I'm DEFINTELY FUCKED. But didn't I want this? I still have to do the damn assignment, but now I'll have an excuse for an extension. I don't think that a week's extension was worth a thousand dollars and all my work that I've done all semester. Then I realise. whew. that's all right. my semester's work is fine. it's all on Dropbox. It's all on Dropbox. It's all on Dropbox? IT'S ALL ON DROPBOX! ALL MY FUCKING WORK IS ON DROPBOX! \n\n-_- kill me right now"
} |
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"text": "System: I want you to summarize this text\nDocument: So. TIFU about fifteen minutes ago, when I was doing my 2000 word essay for school. I'm just sitting there, procrastinating away, about 400 words in. I have a glass of water in my hand, and I just think to myself, 'If I was to just. give this glass of water. the slightest tip. I would have the perfect excuse for not doing this essay' (Keep in mind that this is very late at night and I'm incredibly sleep deprived). I have one hand supporting my face, and in one hand the glass of water. I start playing with the glass of water, tilting it so that it's almost tipping all the water out, then straightening it, then tipping it again (I'm so freakin bored). Guess what happens next? I accidentally tip half the fucking glass all over my keyboard. I PANIC SO FUCKING MUCH. I stand up frantically and hit my knee under the table (pretty hard), and I fall back onto my chair. I'm having a panic attack now. I grab the laptop, tip all the water out of it, shake it and wipe the keyboard on my bed. It's fucked. It's DEFINTELY fucked. I'm DEFINTELY FUCKED. But didn't I want this? I still have to do the damn assignment, but now I'll have an excuse for an extension. I don't think that a week's extension was worth a thousand dollars and all my work that I've done all semester. Then I realise. whew. that's all right. my semester's work is fine. it's all on Dropbox. It's all on Dropbox. It's all on Dropbox? IT'S ALL ON DROPBOX! ALL MY FUCKING WORK IS ON DROPBOX! \n\n-_- kill me right now"
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{
"text": "System: I want you to summarize this text\nDocument: So. TIFU about fifteen minutes ago, when I was doing my 2000 word essay for school. I'm just sitting there, procrastinating away, about 400 words in. I have a glass of water in my hand, and I just think to myself, 'If I was to just. give this glass of water. the slightest tip. I would have the perfect excuse for not doing this essay' (Keep in mind that this is very late at night and I'm incredibly sleep deprived). I have one hand supporting my face, and in one hand the glass of water. I start playing with the glass of water, tilting it so that it's almost tipping all the water out, then straightening it, then tipping it again (I'm so freakin bored). Guess what happens next? I accidentally tip half the fucking glass all over my keyboard. I PANIC SO FUCKING MUCH. I stand up frantically and hit my knee under the table (pretty hard), and I fall back onto my chair. I'm having a panic attack now. I grab the laptop, tip all the water out of it, shake it and wipe the keyboard on my bed. It's fucked. It's DEFINTELY fucked. I'm DEFINTELY FUCKED. But didn't I want this? I still have to do the damn assignment, but now I'll have an excuse for an extension. I don't think that a week's extension was worth a thousand dollars and all my work that I've done all semester. Then I realise. whew. that's all right. my semester's work is fine. it's all on Dropbox. It's all on Dropbox. It's all on Dropbox? IT'S ALL ON DROPBOX! ALL MY FUCKING WORK IS ON DROPBOX! \n\n-_- kill me right now"
} |
{
"text": "System: I want you to summarize this text\nDocument: So. TIFU about fifteen minutes ago, when I was doing my 2000 word essay for school. I'm just sitting there, procrastinating away, about 400 words in. I have a glass of water in my hand, and I just think to myself, 'If I was to just. give this glass of water. the slightest tip. I would have the perfect excuse for not doing this essay' (Keep in mind that this is very late at night and I'm incredibly sleep deprived). I have one hand supporting my face, and in one hand the glass of water. I start playing with the glass of water, tilting it so that it's almost tipping all the water out, then straightening it, then tipping it again (I'm so freakin bored). Guess what happens next? I accidentally tip half the fucking glass all over my keyboard. I PANIC SO FUCKING MUCH. I stand up frantically and hit my knee under the table (pretty hard), and I fall back onto my chair. I'm having a panic attack now. I grab the laptop, tip all the water out of it, shake it and wipe the keyboard on my bed. It's fucked. It's DEFINTELY fucked. I'm DEFINTELY FUCKED. But didn't I want this? I still have to do the damn assignment, but now I'll have an excuse for an extension. I don't think that a week's extension was worth a thousand dollars and all my work that I've done all semester. Then I realise. whew. that's all right. my semester's work is fine. it's all on Dropbox. It's all on Dropbox. It's all on Dropbox? IT'S ALL ON DROPBOX! ALL MY FUCKING WORK IS ON DROPBOX! \n\n-_- kill me right now"
} |
{
"text": "System: I want you to summarize this text\nDocument: So. TIFU about fifteen minutes ago, when I was doing my 2000 word essay for school. I'm just sitting there, procrastinating away, about 400 words in. I have a glass of water in my hand, and I just think to myself, 'If I was to just. give this glass of water. the slightest tip. I would have the perfect excuse for not doing this essay' (Keep in mind that this is very late at night and I'm incredibly sleep deprived). I have one hand supporting my face, and in one hand the glass of water. I start playing with the glass of water, tilting it so that it's almost tipping all the water out, then straightening it, then tipping it again (I'm so freakin bored). Guess what happens next? I accidentally tip half the fucking glass all over my keyboard. I PANIC SO FUCKING MUCH. I stand up frantically and hit my knee under the table (pretty hard), and I fall back onto my chair. I'm having a panic attack now. I grab the laptop, tip all the water out of it, shake it and wipe the keyboard on my bed. It's fucked. It's DEFINTELY fucked. I'm DEFINTELY FUCKED. But didn't I want this? I still have to do the damn assignment, but now I'll have an excuse for an extension. I don't think that a week's extension was worth a thousand dollars and all my work that I've done all semester. Then I realise. whew. that's all right. my semester's work is fine. it's all on Dropbox. It's all on Dropbox. It's all on Dropbox? IT'S ALL ON DROPBOX! ALL MY FUCKING WORK IS ON DROPBOX! \n\n-_- kill me right now"
} |
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"text": "System: I want you to summarize this text\nDocument: So. TIFU about fifteen minutes ago, when I was doing my 2000 word essay for school. I'm just sitting there, procrastinating away, about 400 words in. I have a glass of water in my hand, and I just think to myself, 'If I was to just. give this glass of water. the slightest tip. I would have the perfect excuse for not doing this essay' (Keep in mind that this is very late at night and I'm incredibly sleep deprived). I have one hand supporting my face, and in one hand the glass of water. I start playing with the glass of water, tilting it so that it's almost tipping all the water out, then straightening it, then tipping it again (I'm so freakin bored). Guess what happens next? I accidentally tip half the fucking glass all over my keyboard. I PANIC SO FUCKING MUCH. I stand up frantically and hit my knee under the table (pretty hard), and I fall back onto my chair. I'm having a panic attack now. I grab the laptop, tip all the water out of it, shake it and wipe the keyboard on my bed. It's fucked. It's DEFINTELY fucked. I'm DEFINTELY FUCKED. But didn't I want this? I still have to do the damn assignment, but now I'll have an excuse for an extension. I don't think that a week's extension was worth a thousand dollars and all my work that I've done all semester. Then I realise. whew. that's all right. my semester's work is fine. it's all on Dropbox. It's all on Dropbox. It's all on Dropbox? IT'S ALL ON DROPBOX! ALL MY FUCKING WORK IS ON DROPBOX! \n\n-_- kill me right now"
} |
{
"text": "System: I want you to summarize this text\nDocument: So. TIFU about fifteen minutes ago, when I was doing my 2000 word essay for school. I'm just sitting there, procrastinating away, about 400 words in. I have a glass of water in my hand, and I just think to myself, 'If I was to just. give this glass of water. the slightest tip. I would have the perfect excuse for not doing this essay' (Keep in mind that this is very late at night and I'm incredibly sleep deprived). I have one hand supporting my face, and in one hand the glass of water. I start playing with the glass of water, tilting it so that it's almost tipping all the water out, then straightening it, then tipping it again (I'm so freakin bored). Guess what happens next? I accidentally tip half the fucking glass all over my keyboard. I PANIC SO FUCKING MUCH. I stand up frantically and hit my knee under the table (pretty hard), and I fall back onto my chair. I'm having a panic attack now. I grab the laptop, tip all the water out of it, shake it and wipe the keyboard on my bed. It's fucked. It's DEFINTELY fucked. I'm DEFINTELY FUCKED. But didn't I want this? I still have to do the damn assignment, but now I'll have an excuse for an extension. I don't think that a week's extension was worth a thousand dollars and all my work that I've done all semester. Then I realise. whew. that's all right. my semester's work is fine. it's all on Dropbox. It's all on Dropbox. It's all on Dropbox? IT'S ALL ON DROPBOX! ALL MY FUCKING WORK IS ON DROPBOX! \n\n-_- kill me right now"
} |
{
"text": "System: I want you to summarize this text\nDocument: So. TIFU about fifteen minutes ago, when I was doing my 2000 word essay for school. I'm just sitting there, procrastinating away, about 400 words in. I have a glass of water in my hand, and I just think to myself, 'If I was to just. give this glass of water. the slightest tip. I would have the perfect excuse for not doing this essay' (Keep in mind that this is very late at night and I'm incredibly sleep deprived). I have one hand supporting my face, and in one hand the glass of water. I start playing with the glass of water, tilting it so that it's almost tipping all the water out, then straightening it, then tipping it again (I'm so freakin bored). Guess what happens next? I accidentally tip half the fucking glass all over my keyboard. I PANIC SO FUCKING MUCH. I stand up frantically and hit my knee under the table (pretty hard), and I fall back onto my chair. I'm having a panic attack now. I grab the laptop, tip all the water out of it, shake it and wipe the keyboard on my bed. It's fucked. It's DEFINTELY fucked. I'm DEFINTELY FUCKED. But didn't I want this? I still have to do the damn assignment, but now I'll have an excuse for an extension. I don't think that a week's extension was worth a thousand dollars and all my work that I've done all semester. Then I realise. whew. that's all right. my semester's work is fine. it's all on Dropbox. It's all on Dropbox. It's all on Dropbox? IT'S ALL ON DROPBOX! ALL MY FUCKING WORK IS ON DROPBOX! \n\n-_- kill me right now"
} |
{
"text": "System: I want you to summarize this text\nDocument: So. TIFU about fifteen minutes ago, when I was doing my 2000 word essay for school. I'm just sitting there, procrastinating away, about 400 words in. I have a glass of water in my hand, and I just think to myself, 'If I was to just. give this glass of water. the slightest tip. I would have the perfect excuse for not doing this essay' (Keep in mind that this is very late at night and I'm incredibly sleep deprived). I have one hand supporting my face, and in one hand the glass of water. I start playing with the glass of water, tilting it so that it's almost tipping all the water out, then straightening it, then tipping it again (I'm so freakin bored). Guess what happens next? I accidentally tip half the fucking glass all over my keyboard. I PANIC SO FUCKING MUCH. I stand up frantically and hit my knee under the table (pretty hard), and I fall back onto my chair. I'm having a panic attack now. I grab the laptop, tip all the water out of it, shake it and wipe the keyboard on my bed. It's fucked. It's DEFINTELY fucked. I'm DEFINTELY FUCKED. But didn't I want this? I still have to do the damn assignment, but now I'll have an excuse for an extension. I don't think that a week's extension was worth a thousand dollars and all my work that I've done all semester. Then I realise. whew. that's all right. my semester's work is fine. it's all on Dropbox. It's all on Dropbox. It's all on Dropbox? IT'S ALL ON DROPBOX! ALL MY FUCKING WORK IS ON DROPBOX! \n\n-_- kill me right now"
} |
{
"text": "System: I want you to summarize this text\nDocument: So. TIFU about fifteen minutes ago, when I was doing my 2000 word essay for school. I'm just sitting there, procrastinating away, about 400 words in. I have a glass of water in my hand, and I just think to myself, 'If I was to just. give this glass of water. the slightest tip. I would have the perfect excuse for not doing this essay' (Keep in mind that this is very late at night and I'm incredibly sleep deprived). I have one hand supporting my face, and in one hand the glass of water. I start playing with the glass of water, tilting it so that it's almost tipping all the water out, then straightening it, then tipping it again (I'm so freakin bored). Guess what happens next? I accidentally tip half the fucking glass all over my keyboard. I PANIC SO FUCKING MUCH. I stand up frantically and hit my knee under the table (pretty hard), and I fall back onto my chair. I'm having a panic attack now. I grab the laptop, tip all the water out of it, shake it and wipe the keyboard on my bed. It's fucked. It's DEFINTELY fucked. I'm DEFINTELY FUCKED. But didn't I want this? I still have to do the damn assignment, but now I'll have an excuse for an extension. I don't think that a week's extension was worth a thousand dollars and all my work that I've done all semester. Then I realise. whew. that's all right. my semester's work is fine. it's all on Dropbox. It's all on Dropbox. It's all on Dropbox? IT'S ALL ON DROPBOX! ALL MY FUCKING WORK IS ON DROPBOX! \n\n-_- kill me right now"
} |
{
"text": "System: I want you to summarize this text\nDocument: So. TIFU about fifteen minutes ago, when I was doing my 2000 word essay for school. I'm just sitting there, procrastinating away, about 400 words in. I have a glass of water in my hand, and I just think to myself, 'If I was to just. give this glass of water. the slightest tip. I would have the perfect excuse for not doing this essay' (Keep in mind that this is very late at night and I'm incredibly sleep deprived). I have one hand supporting my face, and in one hand the glass of water. I start playing with the glass of water, tilting it so that it's almost tipping all the water out, then straightening it, then tipping it again (I'm so freakin bored). Guess what happens next? I accidentally tip half the fucking glass all over my keyboard. I PANIC SO FUCKING MUCH. I stand up frantically and hit my knee under the table (pretty hard), and I fall back onto my chair. I'm having a panic attack now. I grab the laptop, tip all the water out of it, shake it and wipe the keyboard on my bed. It's fucked. It's DEFINTELY fucked. I'm DEFINTELY FUCKED. But didn't I want this? I still have to do the damn assignment, but now I'll have an excuse for an extension. I don't think that a week's extension was worth a thousand dollars and all my work that I've done all semester. Then I realise. whew. that's all right. my semester's work is fine. it's all on Dropbox. It's all on Dropbox. It's all on Dropbox? IT'S ALL ON DROPBOX! ALL MY FUCKING WORK IS ON DROPBOX! \n\n-_- kill me right now"
} |
{
"text": "System: I want you to summarize this text\nDocument: So. TIFU about fifteen minutes ago, when I was doing my 2000 word essay for school. I'm just sitting there, procrastinating away, about 400 words in. I have a glass of water in my hand, and I just think to myself, 'If I was to just. give this glass of water. the slightest tip. I would have the perfect excuse for not doing this essay' (Keep in mind that this is very late at night and I'm incredibly sleep deprived). I have one hand supporting my face, and in one hand the glass of water. I start playing with the glass of water, tilting it so that it's almost tipping all the water out, then straightening it, then tipping it again (I'm so freakin bored). Guess what happens next? I accidentally tip half the fucking glass all over my keyboard. I PANIC SO FUCKING MUCH. I stand up frantically and hit my knee under the table (pretty hard), and I fall back onto my chair. I'm having a panic attack now. I grab the laptop, tip all the water out of it, shake it and wipe the keyboard on my bed. It's fucked. It's DEFINTELY fucked. I'm DEFINTELY FUCKED. But didn't I want this? I still have to do the damn assignment, but now I'll have an excuse for an extension. I don't think that a week's extension was worth a thousand dollars and all my work that I've done all semester. Then I realise. whew. that's all right. my semester's work is fine. it's all on Dropbox. It's all on Dropbox. It's all on Dropbox? IT'S ALL ON DROPBOX! ALL MY FUCKING WORK IS ON DROPBOX! \n\n-_- kill me right now"
} |
{
"text": "System: I want you to summarize this text\nDocument: So. TIFU about fifteen minutes ago, when I was doing my 2000 word essay for school. I'm just sitting there, procrastinating away, about 400 words in. I have a glass of water in my hand, and I just think to myself, 'If I was to just. give this glass of water. the slightest tip. I would have the perfect excuse for not doing this essay' (Keep in mind that this is very late at night and I'm incredibly sleep deprived). I have one hand supporting my face, and in one hand the glass of water. I start playing with the glass of water, tilting it so that it's almost tipping all the water out, then straightening it, then tipping it again (I'm so freakin bored). Guess what happens next? I accidentally tip half the fucking glass all over my keyboard. I PANIC SO FUCKING MUCH. I stand up frantically and hit my knee under the table (pretty hard), and I fall back onto my chair. I'm having a panic attack now. I grab the laptop, tip all the water out of it, shake it and wipe the keyboard on my bed. It's fucked. It's DEFINTELY fucked. I'm DEFINTELY FUCKED. But didn't I want this? I still have to do the damn assignment, but now I'll have an excuse for an extension. I don't think that a week's extension was worth a thousand dollars and all my work that I've done all semester. Then I realise. whew. that's all right. my semester's work is fine. it's all on Dropbox. It's all on Dropbox. It's all on Dropbox? IT'S ALL ON DROPBOX! ALL MY FUCKING WORK IS ON DROPBOX! \n\n-_- kill me right now"
} |
{
"text": "System: I want you to summarize this text\nDocument: So. TIFU about fifteen minutes ago, when I was doing my 2000 word essay for school. I'm just sitting there, procrastinating away, about 400 words in. I have a glass of water in my hand, and I just think to myself, 'If I was to just. give this glass of water. the slightest tip. I would have the perfect excuse for not doing this essay' (Keep in mind that this is very late at night and I'm incredibly sleep deprived). I have one hand supporting my face, and in one hand the glass of water. I start playing with the glass of water, tilting it so that it's almost tipping all the water out, then straightening it, then tipping it again (I'm so freakin bored). Guess what happens next? I accidentally tip half the fucking glass all over my keyboard. I PANIC SO FUCKING MUCH. I stand up frantically and hit my knee under the table (pretty hard), and I fall back onto my chair. I'm having a panic attack now. I grab the laptop, tip all the water out of it, shake it and wipe the keyboard on my bed. It's fucked. It's DEFINTELY fucked. I'm DEFINTELY FUCKED. But didn't I want this? I still have to do the damn assignment, but now I'll have an excuse for an extension. I don't think that a week's extension was worth a thousand dollars and all my work that I've done all semester. Then I realise. whew. that's all right. my semester's work is fine. it's all on Dropbox. It's all on Dropbox. It's all on Dropbox? IT'S ALL ON DROPBOX! ALL MY FUCKING WORK IS ON DROPBOX! \n\n-_- kill me right now"
} |
{
"text": "System: I want you to summarize this text\nDocument: So. TIFU about fifteen minutes ago, when I was doing my 2000 word essay for school. I'm just sitting there, procrastinating away, about 400 words in. I have a glass of water in my hand, and I just think to myself, 'If I was to just. give this glass of water. the slightest tip. I would have the perfect excuse for not doing this essay' (Keep in mind that this is very late at night and I'm incredibly sleep deprived). I have one hand supporting my face, and in one hand the glass of water. I start playing with the glass of water, tilting it so that it's almost tipping all the water out, then straightening it, then tipping it again (I'm so freakin bored). Guess what happens next? I accidentally tip half the fucking glass all over my keyboard. I PANIC SO FUCKING MUCH. I stand up frantically and hit my knee under the table (pretty hard), and I fall back onto my chair. I'm having a panic attack now. I grab the laptop, tip all the water out of it, shake it and wipe the keyboard on my bed. It's fucked. It's DEFINTELY fucked. I'm DEFINTELY FUCKED. But didn't I want this? I still have to do the damn assignment, but now I'll have an excuse for an extension. I don't think that a week's extension was worth a thousand dollars and all my work that I've done all semester. Then I realise. whew. that's all right. my semester's work is fine. it's all on Dropbox. It's all on Dropbox. It's all on Dropbox? IT'S ALL ON DROPBOX! ALL MY FUCKING WORK IS ON DROPBOX! \n\n-_- kill me right now"
} |
{
"text": "System: I want you to summarize this text\nDocument: So. TIFU about fifteen minutes ago, when I was doing my 2000 word essay for school. I'm just sitting there, procrastinating away, about 400 words in. I have a glass of water in my hand, and I just think to myself, 'If I was to just. give this glass of water. the slightest tip. I would have the perfect excuse for not doing this essay' (Keep in mind that this is very late at night and I'm incredibly sleep deprived). I have one hand supporting my face, and in one hand the glass of water. I start playing with the glass of water, tilting it so that it's almost tipping all the water out, then straightening it, then tipping it again (I'm so freakin bored). Guess what happens next? I accidentally tip half the fucking glass all over my keyboard. I PANIC SO FUCKING MUCH. I stand up frantically and hit my knee under the table (pretty hard), and I fall back onto my chair. I'm having a panic attack now. I grab the laptop, tip all the water out of it, shake it and wipe the keyboard on my bed. It's fucked. It's DEFINTELY fucked. I'm DEFINTELY FUCKED. But didn't I want this? I still have to do the damn assignment, but now I'll have an excuse for an extension. I don't think that a week's extension was worth a thousand dollars and all my work that I've done all semester. Then I realise. whew. that's all right. my semester's work is fine. it's all on Dropbox. It's all on Dropbox. It's all on Dropbox? IT'S ALL ON DROPBOX! ALL MY FUCKING WORK IS ON DROPBOX! \n\n-_- kill me right now"
} |
{
"text": "System: I want you to summarize this text\nDocument: So. TIFU about fifteen minutes ago, when I was doing my 2000 word essay for school. I'm just sitting there, procrastinating away, about 400 words in. I have a glass of water in my hand, and I just think to myself, 'If I was to just. give this glass of water. the slightest tip. I would have the perfect excuse for not doing this essay' (Keep in mind that this is very late at night and I'm incredibly sleep deprived). I have one hand supporting my face, and in one hand the glass of water. I start playing with the glass of water, tilting it so that it's almost tipping all the water out, then straightening it, then tipping it again (I'm so freakin bored). Guess what happens next? I accidentally tip half the fucking glass all over my keyboard. I PANIC SO FUCKING MUCH. I stand up frantically and hit my knee under the table (pretty hard), and I fall back onto my chair. I'm having a panic attack now. I grab the laptop, tip all the water out of it, shake it and wipe the keyboard on my bed. It's fucked. It's DEFINTELY fucked. I'm DEFINTELY FUCKED. But didn't I want this? I still have to do the damn assignment, but now I'll have an excuse for an extension. I don't think that a week's extension was worth a thousand dollars and all my work that I've done all semester. Then I realise. whew. that's all right. my semester's work is fine. it's all on Dropbox. It's all on Dropbox. It's all on Dropbox? IT'S ALL ON DROPBOX! ALL MY FUCKING WORK IS ON DROPBOX! \n\n-_- kill me right now"
} |
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