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883,178 | male | 36 | Fashion | Aries | 10,October,2002 | DJS, I read your recent posting on Soft Drink - I knew you would like urlLink The Best Page in the Universe . When I read it, half the stuff sounded like your own posts. Comedic insults galore! I especially like the article 'People who like David Lynch movies are idiots.' NYC really smells. That's something I will never miss about this city. When you're walking down the street you get whiffs of sewage, hot dog water, and then patchouli. Yes, patchouli. There are these guys that sell this nasty incense stuff on the street. Who the hell ever thought that patchouli was a nice scent? I'd rather bathe in hot dog water any day. All you hippies stink. I'm serious. On a more cheerful note - I can't wait for tonight. What could be better than drinking cheap beer and listening to the melodious sound of Duf's voice? Coco's comin' out too - I can feel it! Meow! |
883,178 | male | 36 | Fashion | Aries | 10,October,2002 | I'm thinking Lynard Skynard (in honor of America's Sweetheart, Reese): In Birmingham they love the guv-nah (ew, ew, ew), And we all did what we could do Not watergate it does not botha me, Does your conscience botha you? now tell me true. [cue guitars] Sweet Home Alabama [guitar interlude] Where the skys are blue [more guitar here] Sweet Home Alabama [yep, guitar] I'll be comin' home to you. Panda, make sure to show some love for DJS and Duf when out shopping! 'Tonight's the night we make history!' Stoner, who sings that? |
883,178 | male | 36 | Fashion | Aries | 10,October,2002 | Money? I'll sing for money. $50 minimum, but I'll do it. |
883,178 | male | 36 | Fashion | Aries | 09,October,2002 | Roy? Sounds like a Grade A suckerhead. Eff him. I'm getting a little antsy in anticipation for the hoe-down tomorrow night. Is that crazy? I don't know if it's because I haven't been out and about for quite some time, but I'm looking to get a little surly (not really) and pick a fight with a bearded biker (no, I won't) and end up picking up my teeth off of the sidewalk (never happen). I know my boss CK 2 is looking forward to seeing me rock the mic...and I'll be soooo disappointed if Duf doesn't throw something down vocally. I think the boy has got real singing chops. I'm pretty sure he can sing the pantalones vaqueros off of anyone in the joint. And yes...he's going to win all the money. All the money. |
883,178 | male | 36 | Fashion | Aries | 09,October,2002 | Speaking of Roy, I sent that guy an invite and he never posted a damn thing here. What's up with that? |
883,178 | male | 36 | Fashion | Aries | 09,October,2002 | Please tell me you were able to fit Ben into your luggage. Or even Javier -- he'd at least be entertaining, and we could set him up with Roy. |
883,178 | male | 36 | Fashion | Aries | 09,October,2002 | I just looked at the weather and it's supposed to be 30 frickin degrees in Minneapolis this weekend. I may have to reconsider my visit. It's 60 in NY right now. How does one pack for such extremes?? I took a walk last night after work. When I'm here in NY by myself, I don't have many options for things to do: I either go back to my hotel room and watch way too much TV and eat a bag of Pirate's Booty (my favorite), or I go wander around until the stores close and spend money. I opted for the latter. I walked aimlessly south. I found myself in the middle of NYU's campus and thought about Ben, Felicity, Noel...and then remembered that they aren't real people...and that the show isn't even on anymore. *tear* Then I went through my favorite part of town: on Broadway through Chelsea, then south of Houston (hence 'SoHo'), and through the Village. I went to my favorite market in SoHo, to the cheesy junk stores in Chinatown, and then to Dean & Deluca. I may have a nice surprise for HAL and Stoner because of my aimlessness. And the fact that I like to buy stuff for people when I'm bored. |
883,178 | male | 36 | Fashion | Aries | 09,October,2002 | I want to clear up a misconception. The correct pronunciation of my name is not 'Duff Furr' as many people seem to think. It is: 'Do Fair.' It's French. Thanks, Duf Fer P.S. Panda, I saw the Portland pics. I got all blurry just looking at some of them. Anyhoo, I think we will out do the donut extravaganza no problem. Both Stoner and HAL represent (as in 'rep-RAH-zaint'). |
883,178 | male | 36 | Fashion | Aries | 08,October,2002 | Stoner, I agree. We just had a belated birthday celebration for 2 people on my team. Someone brought Dunkin Donuts and we sat around and talked about stupid TV shows like the Bachelor and the Real World ('those girls are SLUTS!') and then we went back to our desks. What a waste of time. And no one even sang the birthday song. So urlLink here's something that made me laugh out loud this morning. 'Good job Kelly, now pack up your shit and find a foster home.' I needed that after the weak Donut Extravaganza. Let's hope our Burrito Jamboree is more festive. |
883,178 | male | 36 | Fashion | Aries | 08,October,2002 | Why is it that when we write something cheesy in a greeting card, we sometimes feel compelled to add the words just kidding? I just did that as if my coworker would think I was serious when I wrote birthdays are so great, you should have them more often! For one thing, isnt even possible. Still, I felt I needed to add that just in case she didnt get my sense of humor. Workplace celebrations are awkward. |
883,178 | male | 36 | Fashion | Aries | 08,October,2002 | Stoner, to satisfy your love of rap and my love of duets, we should sing a little diddy that combines both. I betcha 'Walk This Way' by Aerosmith/Run DMC would work. We could each trade off the mic during the chorus. I just want to hear you scream 'WALK THIS WAY!' as I respond with a more subdued 'Talk this way.' Hey, I deserve it. After that I have a wedding ring we can pawn off for more beer money. |
883,178 | male | 36 | Fashion | Aries | 07,October,2002 | Two 'rritos (I thought they needed a nickname) and Lil' Sickie WILL be there, I assure you. Coco will have no trouble with the four drinks though, after her training camp last weekend. And the Reaper's Assistant wants to borrow your cell phone. I know my demands don't carry much weight since I do not intend to sing (my only karaoke experience thus far has been in the rap genre), but I swear heads will roll if I don't hear someone do a duet with Panda. I mean it. |
883,178 | male | 36 | Fashion | Aries | 07,October,2002 | I'm thinking two burrito and four drink minimum on friday. No exceptions. I hope Lil Sickie comes out, she parties like a rock star. I'm prepared to announce that Coldplay's A Rush of Blood to the Head is the album of the year. Everyone has to listen to it during the Jamboree. No exceptions. HAL, let me know if you need five faces. Now all we need is a reason for Panda and HAL to get 'they drank' ( all the way ) iz-on...k...give me a moment... DJS I'm thinking Sweet Child O' Mine . No exceptions. |
883,178 | male | 36 | Fashion | Aries | 07,October,2002 | Wow...my reputation as a crank caller is spreading. Crazy. Of course, I'd be happy to lend my services. I've even got equipment to record the calls so we can enjoy it at another time. Options, baby. We're talking options... But yes...the Burrito Karaoke Marathon is going to be the bizz-omb. It's been a while since I've done that. Uh...sing in public that is. The burrito consumption remains on the strong tip. I really hope HAL pulls through and finds a good place to rock the mic, though. Elsie's isn't really condusive for the kind of entertainment that we're prepared to provide. It's busy and the fat lady that runs it wants me dead, I'm pretty sure. |
883,178 | male | 36 | Fashion | Aries | 07,October,2002 | Now that the P-town excitement has died down, I can focus my energy on gearing up for the Pandyland Burrito/Karaoke Jamboree! In other news, our crazy neighbors still have anti-window-washer paraphernalia on their door. I wonder how long it will last. If y'all wanted, we could knock on their door and confront them as part of the Jamboree. Or, I've heard DJS is a master crank-caller -- maybe we should try to get their phone number...it's probably listed on one of their faxes or memos to our apartment management company... |
883,178 | male | 36 | Fashion | Aries | 07,October,2002 | I spent last weekend in Portland with Stoner and Mrs. Headrick. It was a fabulous time, but I just realized that every time I leave the state with Stoner, a new alter-ego pops up, a la Sybil. 'The Reaper's Assistant' now joins 'Lil Sickie' and 'Coco'. Panda, hold on to the invites. They will be soon be valuable collectors items. Sell 'em on Ebay!!! |
883,178 | male | 36 | Fashion | Aries | 04,October,2002 | Pandyland turned Haiku Town... TGIF Thank God it's Friday A burrito would be nice Stiff drink sounds better Cancelled Wedding Picked up the invites Can't reuse those things - dammit. Cash down the shitter |
883,178 | male | 36 | Fashion | Aries | 03,October,2002 | Five Things by Fer, Duf: 1. In the words of Elton John 'I'm still standing.' 2. DJS, those in the know call is CYE. 3. Must get HBO to keep up with Sopranospeak. 4. Too pumped about Pandyland Burrit....er...Karoake Jamboree! 5. What is ass-play? I guess I had to see it to understand... |
883,178 | male | 36 | Fashion | Aries | 02,October,2002 | Panda B: Yeah, I'm guessing your talking about the ass-play scene with Ralphie and Janice. Uh...not sure where that came from. They're doing everything in their power to make that character even more repulsive than he was in the previous episode. Mission accomplished. Admittedly, though...I tend to like the REALLY bad guy (Ralphie) and the REALLY nice guy in the show (Bobby). Ironically, they're both going to get mixed up with each other because of that pig Janice. Joey Fat-one? My girlfriend would be thrilled. She's all about the N'Stink. Oh...I can't wait to see what next week holds. If you haven't watched the show, pick up an episode or two at the video store. Be like us! Best show EVER. Duf: Watched most of Curb Your Enthusiasm last night. It's actually pretty damn funny. |
883,178 | male | 36 | Fashion | Aries | 02,October,2002 | I forgot to tell y'all about seeing Joey Fatone from N'Sync on Monday. Billygoat and I decided to press our luck and try to get rush tickets to Rent. BG was a lucky man and his name got called - we got front row seats to Rent for $20 a piece. And Joey Fatone was the star. During their standing ovation we were seriously 1 foot from him. I told BG he should touch his shoe, just to say he touched one of the members of N'Sync. He said that wouldn't be something to brag about. So what was with that one scene in the Sopranos this week? If you saw it, you know what I'm talking about. Ewwwww. |
883,178 | male | 36 | Fashion | Aries | 02,October,2002 | Some of my personal drama has died down a bit since last Friday, so I thought I'd come here to Pandyland for a little respite. Only to find... everyone fighting! Why can't we all just get along? When I come to Mpls next weekend I demand a group hug from all of you....And to see DJS and Duf sing 'Endless Love' for our Pandyland karoke night. |
883,178 | male | 36 | Fashion | Aries | 01,October,2002 | You know, Stoner might be onto something. One of the reasons we're all here in the first place was because Stoner was so close to getting 'booted' from that crappy little site from before. Uh...Butthole.com or something...I don't know, but I'm sure it was anus-related. With our 'the-truth-hurts' brand of comments we left on that aforementioned site, we started a revolution...and a rivalry. People were actually interested in Crapbox.com for a day or two. Kind of funny that Panda got the El Boot (Spanish for 'The Boot') and thus Pandyland was born. Anyway, glad to be back in the hizzy. |
883,178 | male | 36 | Fashion | Aries | 01,October,2002 | EXCUSE ME?!?!?!? I am the centerpiece of Pandyland. Signed, Stoner Duf fan until 10/2/2002, 9:07:47 AM |
883,178 | male | 36 | Fashion | Aries | 01,October,2002 | Dear Hal, What was our choice? No one else was posting. I don't think Stoner and I were brought on as the key talent of Pandyland. We are role players: the posters you count on day in and day out. We are not the superstars. You, Panda and DJS are the superstars. Signed, Duf Fer Twins fan since 1990 |
883,178 | male | 36 | Fashion | Aries | 01,October,2002 | 'Alias' is a really good show. The Stoner-Duf Fer show is not that good. |
883,178 | male | 36 | Fashion | Aries | 01,October,2002 | ew. |
883,178 | male | 36 | Fashion | Aries | 01,October,2002 | Wanna trade? |
883,178 | male | 36 | Fashion | Aries | 01,October,2002 | I have Spicy Cheddar Goldfish Crackers. |
883,178 | male | 36 | Fashion | Aries | 01,October,2002 | I have acid reflux. |
883,178 | male | 36 | Fashion | Aries | 29,November,2002 | Okay, 'Jan' is sitting in the cube next to me, reading a book during her lunch hour. The person who normally sits in that cube is out today. Why can't she take the cube 5 feet away that no one occupies? It makes me wonder how much time she spends in my 'space' when I am away. |
883,178 | male | 36 | Fashion | Aries | 27,November,2002 | Wow - wonder who the hell they hired... must be Mary F--king Poppins. |
883,178 | male | 36 | Fashion | Aries | 26,November,2002 | Stoner that totally sucks! You would have been awesome for that job. I'm pulling my membership in protest! Have a happy Thanksgiving everyone! |
883,178 | male | 36 | Fashion | Aries | 26,November,2002 | I am sad. I had an interview at the Children's Museum a week or so ago. I really, really liked them and thought they really, really liked me. I was absolutely positive I was going to at the very least get a second interview. I just got the news, though - the position has been filled. By someone other than me. That sucks. |
883,178 | male | 36 | Fashion | Aries | 26,November,2002 | I am vey, vey congested. |
883,178 | male | 36 | Fashion | Aries | 26,November,2002 | Holy Hannah. This is the weirdest thing I've stumbled across in a while... urlLink Afterlife Telegrams. Unbelievable. |
883,178 | male | 36 | Fashion | Aries | 25,November,2002 | ...and rob me of my super human strength? ...won't it grow back thicker and more coarse? ...then won't I be like all the freaks in the world with hairless foreheads? |
883,178 | male | 36 | Fashion | Aries | 25,November,2002 | Duf, May I interest you in a tweezer? Stoner |
883,178 | male | 36 | Fashion | Aries | 25,November,2002 | Something about me you may not know: I have a white hair growing out of the middle of my forehead. It can be as long as one inch. My barber trims it for me when I get my hair cut. Can I still be a part of Pandyland? |
883,178 | male | 36 | Fashion | Aries | 25,November,2002 | me too. |
883,178 | male | 36 | Fashion | Aries | 22,November,2002 | This magic marker is making me high. |
883,178 | male | 36 | Fashion | Aries | 22,November,2002 | urlLink *looks at the current world's population* You must have a lot of frustration then. urlLink What pisses you off? Created by urlLink ptocheia |
883,178 | male | 36 | Fashion | Aries | 22,November,2002 | urlLink This marks the end of an era. No more national debate on how margarita-consumption by a 19-year-old affects national security. Ill miss those days |
883,178 | male | 36 | Fashion | Aries | 22,November,2002 | I have no idea what anyone is talking about. The breakfast thing has me completely thrown. |
883,178 | male | 36 | Fashion | Aries | 22,November,2002 | urlLink Especially the ones that go off right after you've sat down, and spray your ass. Dont'cha just hate that? urlLink What pisses you off? Created by urlLink ptocheia I have no idea why I got this result. Really. |
883,178 | male | 36 | Fashion | Aries | 22,November,2002 | Panda - report back on the status of 'The Big Breakfast' - I believe they cancelled it about a year ago, I think I heard something like that when I was there. Pathetic! I was just mourning the loss of 'TFI Friday'!!! Other than that, HAVE A GREAT TRIP, you lucky sod. DJS, I don't think there's R-B's, but there are other foodstuffs to make up for it. Panda would argue for 'flapjacks', Stoner would argue for Kronnenburg, I would argue for the candy. And Duf, it's stuffing. |
883,178 | male | 36 | Fashion | Aries | 21,November,2002 | I call it disgusting. I never touch the stuff...ing. So, yeah...I guess it's called stuffing. |
883,178 | male | 36 | Fashion | Aries | 21,November,2002 | I would go with 'stuffing' since, traditionally, it is 'stuffed' into the turkey. That's my vote. |
883,178 | male | 36 | Fashion | Aries | 21,November,2002 | Let's settle this: Do you call it dressing or stuffing? Thanks, Duf fer |
883,178 | male | 36 | Fashion | Aries | 21,November,2002 | What did I do wrong? |
883,178 | male | 36 | Fashion | Aries | 21,November,2002 | urlLink urlLink Which Golden Girl Are You? |
883,178 | male | 36 | Fashion | Aries | 21,November,2002 | I could have it no other way...Bea Arthur and I are soulmates... You are smart, sensible and love your family. You are forgiving but also tend to hold a grudge, especially when it comes to ex-husbands! urlLink urlLink Which Golden Girl Are You? |
883,178 | male | 36 | Fashion | Aries | 21,November,2002 | urlLink urlLink Which Golden Girl Are You? Okay fine, I cheated. |
883,178 | male | 36 | Fashion | Aries | 21,November,2002 | urlLink urlLink Which Golden Girl Are You? You are innocent, naive and some might say 'dumb' but we all know you have a big heart. Just lay off the childhood stories, okay?? I don't get it. |
883,178 | male | 36 | Fashion | Aries | 21,November,2002 | ...Bono? |
883,178 | male | 36 | Fashion | Aries | 21,November,2002 | Okay...so there's an e-mail in there. Something about Bono being at the Univerity of Iowa or something and that he may be coming to a college near you soon. 'Am I buggin' you? I don't mean to....bug ya.' Panda: Do they have Arby's in London? I don't think I'd want to go otherwise. Also, I usually don't like to fall into the habit of encouraging different stereotypes of people, but I think after your date with Chachi...the frat boy generalization is pretty solid. What a clown. |
883,178 | male | 36 | Fashion | Aries | 21,November,2002 | Unfortunately, DJS, I think we're our only fans. :( So I'm off to London/Brussels tomorrow evening and can't wait . I can't wait to eat real fish and chips, watch the Big Breakfast, go to some good Indian Restaurants, attend an evensong at Westminster Abbey, eat Belgian chocolate, and talk to many British men. What I will not do: buy Belgian lace. For some screwed up reason my mom is sad that I'm not more into the lace-thing. It's not like I plan on ever decorating with doilies, so I don't know what the problem is. I met a friend for drinks a couple days ago when I was in NY. We had traveled through Thailand together (not really by choice, he happened to be in my MBA class) and so I think hes under the impression that we have this eternal bond. Since Im usually bored out of my mind when Im in NYC for business, I hastily accepted his invitation. Not much has changed with him since I last saw him a year ago hes still a chachi frat boy who cant let go of the frat boy days when beer bongs were cool. So the intellectual stimulation was minimal, but the scotch consumption was definitely to the maximum (which I bought on DDS tab, by the way). Me? I just had a glass of free champagne that came with my room. So after getting the $70 bar tab and walking out of the place, he actually said to meYou know, if I didnt have a girlfriend right now, we could get it on . My reaction: You gotta be kidding me. Guys are complete morons. Sometimes it sucks to be single again. |
883,178 | male | 36 | Fashion | Aries | 21,November,2002 | Does anyone ever check our e-mail? I can't believe we don't have more fans. |
883,178 | male | 36 | Fashion | Aries | 21,November,2002 | Oh dear... So I'm supposed to 'map a process', and to aid me in this, I've been given a book. On the back of the book, there is this 'blurb' to entice me: 'Discover IDEFO from a Pioneer of the Method - Chosen by the DoD As a Government Standard for BPR!' If you have any idea about what that means, please drop me a line. Help. |
883,178 | male | 36 | Fashion | Aries | 21,November,2002 | I like the fishes cause they're so delicious. |
883,178 | male | 36 | Fashion | Aries | 21,November,2002 | Which Sesame Street Muppet Are You? Stoner, if it doesn't work out with Matt, and if Karen and I fall on hard times... |
883,178 | male | 36 | Fashion | Aries | 21,November,2002 | Which Sesame Street Muppet Are You? And now I am blind, too. Take the quiz and you'll find out why. |
883,178 | male | 36 | Fashion | Aries | 20,November,2002 | Which Sesame Street Muppet Are You? Ah...Christ. |
883,178 | male | 36 | Fashion | Aries | 20,November,2002 | Stoner: Go ahead and just take the rest of the day off. Don't worry, we've got you covered. |
883,178 | male | 36 | Fashion | Aries | 20,November,2002 | Two more looooooong hours until this day is over. I can hardly stand it. |
883,178 | male | 36 | Fashion | Aries | 20,November,2002 | This is why I NEVER eat in that dump. I bring all my deliciousness back to my desk and dine in style. HAL...what're you thinking? You've got that plush cubicle with all the amenitites! |
883,178 | male | 36 | Fashion | Aries | 20,November,2002 | SHOOT ME NOW!! I just spent my lunch time in the company-provided break room trying to peacefully eat my lunch and read my book. This request was not granted - instead I had to listen to some clown on her cell phone spend 20 minutes telling someone about her quest to turn some f**king cat picture into her Christmas card this year. FYI, the picture of her cat was taken last Christmas, prices are much better at Wal-Mart then Proex, and she's already turned the photo into an 8 x 10. I'm going to kill her. |
883,178 | male | 36 | Fashion | Aries | 20,November,2002 | Ever gone to urlLink Haiku Town and wondered: 'Jesus...why hasn't that clod put any new haikus up there?' Well, there are many theories, one of which is that he's doing it in protest of my old blog Soft Drink shutting its doors. Since I'm not up to recreating something as elaborate as my old bliz-og anytime soon, I decided to fill the void for people just yearning for plain ol' dumb haikus submitted by myself, others and hopefully some of you cats. I'm pleased to present: urlLink Discount Haiku . Enjoy. |
883,178 | male | 36 | Fashion | Aries | 20,November,2002 | True Confession Time/I'm Free/Helene Beware I can run, but I cannot hide: I drink soy milk. Well, if you must know, it's because I'm lactose intolerant. Please don't give me a hard time about it. I am intolerant of intolerance of lactose intolerance. Like DJS, I am caffeine free, baby! I did not see one second of The Bachelor. I can say this though. He is from Missouri; at some point he's become a wife-beater. |
883,178 | male | 36 | Fashion | Aries | 20,November,2002 | Helene it was! I knew it from the first episode I ever watched -- I wasn't even swayed by Gwen. In regards to the other items that have been up for discussion lately: 1. I prefer skim milk. My problem is that I only have one glass out of the carton, and before I know it, it's expired. Then I am too scared to remove it from the refrigerator. So I ignore it until Hal yells at me. 2. Caffeine....mmmmmm....bzzzzzzzzz....what was I talking about? 3. Childhood vs. adulthood. I still watch the Muppet movies. That's all that matters, really. 4. My own discussion item - my 'social life' as my dad would call it. It's great to be dating someone who is really nice and funny and cute and that I enjoy being around. But in a way it sucks too - because I get all excited to see him, and that means I have to sit in my chair for EIGHT HOURS of torture, wishing the end of the day was here already. It's definitely going to be a long day...expect lots of posts from me... |
883,178 | male | 36 | Fashion | Aries | 20,November,2002 | Alright, tonight it's going to be Helene all the way. And my bet is that Aaron pops the question. This AM my favorite morning DJ, 'Scrappy', made some good points. He said that if he's The Bachelor, he's 'not feeling' either of the girls. He said that Helene is 'a cold B' and Brooke is 'too clingy'. In his view, 'men don't like static cling, especially the female variety'. Scrappy is the new Dr. Phil. |
883,178 | male | 36 | Fashion | Aries | 19,November,2002 | Wow. I don't log in for an afternoon and I miss all the good shiz-nit. Let me tackle the important issues in brief. 1% Milk - I'm with HAL all the way on this. I refuse to drink that transparent skim milk sludge. It's watery, gross and you don't get the good spits from drinking a pint of skim. Ick...just think of it... 'No...we don't want real milk...let's just SKIM some off the top.' Caffeine - Tomorrow will mark my one month anniversary of being caffeine free. Crazy...but that's how it goes. I'm really beginning to think that caffeine really didn't have that much sway over me. I'm still able to stay up as late as I need to (1:30am last night) and now I don't get the jitters around 11:30am or so if I don't have a delicious Diet Coke. Does I miss it? Yes...but I've got a hard time accepting that something like a frigging Soft Drink had that much of a hold on me. Kids Stuff - As you may all be aware, I'm pretty much immune to the 'growing up' requirements. This is the stuff I STILL do: 1. Play Vids (or Video Games to the lamen) 2. Get Happy Meals at McD's 3. Read comic books 4. Buy an occasional action figure 5. Read children's books. I highly recommend the Series of Unfortunate Events series 6. Eat Orange Tic Tacs like candy, instead of using them as breath mints 7. Fart on the phone when I'm talking to my brother 8. Buy dumb things out of coin machines: super balls, stickers, crappy rings 9. Think Star Wars is the best movie...ever. |
883,178 | male | 36 | Fashion | Aries | 19,November,2002 | Gee, Duf. I dunno. Maybe DIET COKE?!?!?!?!?! |
883,178 | male | 36 | Fashion | Aries | 19,November,2002 | What's better than sparkling water? |
883,178 | male | 36 | Fashion | Aries | 19,November,2002 | Duf, 'Skorts' should definitely NOT have an asterisk next to them. They should be outlawed along with 'Sweatshirts' considering those two items could make a deadly fashion combination. Oy! As Hal can attest to, there is a woman in Minneapolis who wears skorts all the damn time - even in winter. She is mean...and looks like a clown. 'Skorts' must be on the 'Appropriate Business Casual Attire' list where she works. |
883,178 | male | 36 | Fashion | Aries | 18,November,2002 | Whatever, Duf. I just had a cup o' the full-fat milk, and you are currently visiting Best Buy during your designated working hours, which is basically a self-appointed recess. Adulthood can be avoided. DJS, how is the caffeine-avoidance program going? |
883,178 | male | 36 | Fashion | Aries | 18,November,2002 | That's a funny question, because off-hand I can think of a ton of things you are supposed to give up, but never do. For me, that is: 1. Sugar cereal for dinner. 2. Saved By the Bell 3. Macoroni & Cheese and hot dogs 4. Taking 'gas money' from your parents. 5. Watching Disney movies (ie 'Tuck Everlasting') and thoroughly enjoying them. 6. Telling on your brother when he squeezes your hand really, really hard during the 'Our Father' at church. To add to Hal and Duf's list: 4. Riding in a Radio Flyer wagon. 5. Wearing a lot of hot pink (unless you're from New Jersey). 6. Zip shoes (but then again, I see old people take this up again when they're about 80.) 7. Your dad drawing funny cartoon pictures of guys smoking cigarettes on your brown bag lunch. 8. Sofa forts |
883,178 | male | 36 | Fashion | Aries | 18,November,2002 | Oh, and one other thing, women at this office can wear denim dresses and skirts on Monday through Thursday, but men cannot wear denim pants (a.k.a. jeans). Hello? Sexism! When will we move past these ugly double standards? Now, for your viewing pleasure, our company Dress Code Policy: Appropriate Business Casual Attire Dress slacks/pants Casual slacks/pants Skirts ( including jean material ) Dresses ( including denim material ) Sweaters Blouses Collared Shirts Ties (optional) Suits Stirrup pants with long tops/sweaters/jackets Turtlenecks Blazers/business cut jackets Shoes must always be worn Not Appropriate Jeans of any color* Casual t-shirts* Capri pants* Skorts* Tank tops Overly revealing clothing (no midriffs, cleavage, etc.) Leggings/spandex/exercise attire Sweatshirts* Sweatpants Jogging Suits Shorts* Tennis shoes* (lace-up canvas or leather styles) Baseball caps Torn/soiled/un-pressed clothing Thongs/flip flops *Asterisked items may be worn on casual Fridays. |
883,178 | male | 36 | Fashion | Aries | 18,November,2002 | HAL and I decided that there are things you have to give up when you become an adult. Here is a partial list: 1. Recess 2. Summer vacation 3. Whole milk HAL then proceeded to tell me that she is stuck on 1% milk and refuses to migrate to skim. I'm all like 'What's up with that?' She's all like 'I don't want to drink it, it's like water plus.' I'm all like 'but it's not fair, we all have made the jump' and she's all like 'I'm not going to do it.' I friggin flipped. Like, who does she think she is? What things do you think people have to give up when the become adults? |
883,178 | male | 36 | Fashion | Aries | 18,November,2002 | And I thought The Bachelor was urlLink bad ... |
883,178 | male | 36 | Fashion | Aries | 18,November,2002 | Go see Bowling for Columbine. Saw it the other day, and it was very, very good. Surprisingly good, in fact. Different and better than I expected. How so, you ask?? Well, I have an unexpected new admiration for Marilyn Manson. Being at work again has also been surprisingly great, but so far two people have asked why people keep saying Welcome Back to me. They hadnt known that I had ever left. Nice. Im not sure how to respond. |
883,178 | male | 36 | Fashion | Aries | 18,November,2002 | MS Mail...oh God, don't get me started. I'm pissed that I missed the hastily-arranged Country Bar Meltdown on Saturday. I was sick as a dog on Friday. Literally, I was sitting at my desk and felt like I was stoned (not that I have any idea what that's like) with my mouth hanging open and staring at the computer like I was some kind of a-hole. It got so bad, that I told CK2 that I needed to go off and up out of the place and kill time until DJ LZ (my girlfriend) was ready to head back to the burbs. So...what'd I do? 'There's a place for fun in your life...' Mall of America, yo. I went in, walking like a zombie and purchased a doughnut ala Krispy Kriz-eme and enjoyed a mouth-watering bottle of milk. From there, I promptly headed to the video game store and played a demo version of Star Wars: The Clone Wars on Gamecube. I got to fly a ship and kick some ass, but when my guy popped out of the ship and flipped on his lightsaber, the game took a turn for the worst. It was some bad actor trying to do Mace Windu (Sam Jackson's character) and it stunk. That, and a bunch of guys hit me with the killing. Good time-waster, shitty game. So, in a nutshell, I was too sick later that night for karaoke and such. But I'm there next time. P.S. Don't believe the Cocks. 8 Mile was a good flick. |
883,178 | male | 36 | Fashion | Aries | 15,November,2002 | Brunching Shuttlecocks finally updated their site, and with that comes urlLink a review that will make you think twice before you run out to see 8 Mile , a movie that 'tells the story of B. Rabbit, also known as Jimmy, also known as the white guy who thinks he can rap, also known as Dawg.' Can you tell I'm having a slow day at work? |
883,178 | male | 36 | Fashion | Aries | 15,November,2002 | Speaking of things people say that are wrong/funny: New Yorkers say 'dater' not 'data'. What the hell is that? |
883,178 | male | 36 | Fashion | Aries | 15,November,2002 | That's probably how Winona rationalized it as well. Think about it! |
883,178 | male | 36 | Fashion | Aries | 15,November,2002 | I would say: 'delta' 'raise the helicopter' 'bandwidth' 'value proposition' and my all time favorite (or least favorite as the case is) is: 'MS mail' HAL, DJS and I work with a woman who cannot say e-mail for some reason. She insists on calling it MS mail. But then she has had a stick up her @$$ for 51 years, and she's only 50, so... On an unrelated topic, I think I got a dud CD at the Virgin Records Megastore in Columbus, Ohio. Here is my moral dilemma (I will not be back in Columbus until the second week of December, and I cannot wait that long to listen to the new Foo Fighters disc): would I be in the wrong if I took it to Target for an even exchange? They are such a giant corporation and can better absorb the loss than me, a poor lad who is barely getting by. |
883,178 | male | 36 | Fashion | Aries | 15,November,2002 | My least favorite corporate phrases of the decade: 'Let's talk about your issues.' 'FYI' 'Just a heads-up...' 'I need that report ASAP.' ' Per my conversation with so-and-so...' 'Team meeting' 'Could you cc: me on that? Great. Thanks.' 'Please advise.' 'You need to update your calendar.' 'Efficient workflow' 'Your e-mails come across as hostile.' Somebody stop me! |
883,178 | male | 36 | Fashion | Aries | 15,November,2002 | Least favorite corporate phrase of the day: Human capital. |
883,178 | male | 36 | Fashion | Aries | 15,November,2002 | You're right, Duf. 'Final Chapter' was a bit harsh. Mix beer and HAL, and the Jig Off has the potential to be never-ending. Living in Minneapolis does sound logical doesn't it? The thing is, I split my time between Chicago and NYC. That makes me sound important right? News flash: I'm not. I saw 'Frida' again last night with a friend here in NY. Even better the second time! |
883,178 | male | 36 | Fashion | Aries | 15,November,2002 | I went mental at the Virgin records megastore in Columbus. I am officially broke now, but I beefed up the collection by adding 2 graphic novels (my first) by Daniel Clowes, 10 cd's and 2 dvd's. Being so close to Christmas and all, I thought I would look out for myself by getting things for me and only for me. To quote DJS's buddy: 'I rock.' |
883,178 | male | 36 | Fashion | Aries | 15,November,2002 | Word to the wise: don't push the post & publish button twice! |
883,178 | male | 36 | Fashion | Aries | 15,November,2002 | The 'Jig Off 2' part I like. The 'final chapter' part I don't like. Question for Panda Bear: If you work in NYC, why can't you live anywhere (read 'not Milwaukee'; read 'Minneapolis')? |
883,178 | male | 36 | Fashion | Aries | 15,November,2002 | urlLink This is strange . I used to work there, and now they are getting sued. It's just very weird to read about the work environment, and to know the people they are talking about, and to have seen the behavior firsthand. I never thought of it as sexual harassment (if anyone even swore around me, they always apologized) but I guess this woman was deeper in the trenches with the sales force than I was. Anyways, it's just so strange... |
883,178 | male | 36 | Fashion | Aries | 15,November,2002 | I thought Gino gave you his number, so why don't you call him up and invite him! Stoner could take my place in Jig Off 2 - the final chapter. I want pictures! |
883,178 | male | 36 | Fashion | Aries | 14,November,2002 | Hey guys, Now it's time for me to reveal the real reason I'm coming back to work... I miss 'Jan'. Don't laugh, but missing her smiling face every morning has left me feeling very sad and ungreeted. *sniff sniff* So are we going to see the other Mpls-based pandylanders at the bar on Saturday OR WHAT!!! We kicked off my unemployment at the Country Bar, and I think we should close it that way as well. Maybe Gino will be there!?!!?! |
883,178 | male | 36 | Fashion | Aries | 14,November,2002 | urlLink Which GTA Vice City Character are you? brought to you by urlLink Quizilla You're Tommy. You're a bad-ass, and you know it. You don't take any shit from anyone, especially mobsters who blame you for the drug deal you screwed up. Big surprise! For those not in the know, this video game is what I've been doing with my free time...you know, instead of watching 'Friends' or 'The Bachelor.' |
883,178 | male | 36 | Fashion | Aries | 14,November,2002 | I think it's the real deal...it looks like he's got plenty o' make-up plastered on...and as for his schnozz??? I think it fell off a couple times, hence the surgical mask he sometimes wears. When he said he was Bad...he meant it. |
883,178 | male | 36 | Fashion | Aries | 13,November,2002 | I saw that horrific picture earlier this morning. I think I am going to barf... Do you think someone doctored that photo? Let's hope so? I didn't think he could grow facial hair through plastic flesh...and what's up with his snout? |
883,178 | male | 36 | Fashion | Aries | 13,November,2002 | I have seen the face of urlLink evil . If there are children nearby, cover their eyes. |
883,178 | male | 36 | Fashion | Aries | 13,November,2002 | Stoner - do you want every song on the album, or just a few? Because I am a master of disaster when it comes to downloading songs off the internet and burning them on CDs. Downloading the whole album might be a problem though... I'll get the baked goods next time I'm in town. Yummy! |
883,178 | male | 36 | Fashion | Aries | 13,November,2002 | Stoner - I don't have a CD burner...but I reckon I could work something out, because yes, I'm down with the Toll House, y'all. Wait...you actually want a copy of JT's album? What is this world coming to??? |
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