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05,August,2004
It takes so little to make you miserable
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05,August,2004
it takes so little to make you happy
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05,August,2004
Hooray! Blogger now looks like Blogger on my work PC. I'll check the Macs when I get home.
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i will be stamping and licking with glee, do not worry.
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K, being referrred to as your bride just sent me into the Nth tier of GiddyVille. Now I have to pee.
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05,August,2004
Don't leave my bride holding all the non-postaged invitations while you frolic in sinville, now...
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i can't tell you how much better that makes me feel. and we're going to cancun in april - better weather. maybe texas in october. but then again - who knows? only the shadow knows. and santa.
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If it's any consolation, that is not the final song from Grease, which is actually 'We Go Together.'
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i have the final song from grease going through my head and it won't stop. no, it won't. you're the one that i want!
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05,August,2004
Going to cancun before the wedding? But...that's....that's....why, you'll be living in sin!
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for those of you who don't know, my wedding has been postponed until next april or something like that. but i'm still going to cancun! woo hoo!
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05,August,2004
...in the land of Marriage, where the Husbands lie.
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05,August,2004
sharp ring - but of course i liked the other ring too. ;)
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05,August,2004
In the old days, women just gestured more with their left hands. Now we get web pages. ;-) John: I forgot to ask on Sunday -- How did that interview in Indiana go? (Or was it not last week?)
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It's all official and stuff. urlLink Check it out! Giddy monkeys are we.
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Don't be fooled by the rocks that she got She's still she's still Angie from the block We be engaged! Or rather, more so than before.
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05,August,2004
oh yeah! i got my cable modem back! funky chicken. funky chicken.
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05,August,2004
yes, it is, smarty pants.
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05,August,2004
Is that French for penguin?
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05,August,2004
ANK! ANK! ANK!
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urlLink go go gadget granny '...Her interest in computing began with the emergence of personal computers in the 1980s, but it wasn't until this year that she learned how to use a keyboard and mouse. 'This world is going to be a computer world,' she said. 'Everything is going to be run by computers.'
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okay, i have just figured out how to use this - so it looks fine - the new template makes me cry. boo hoo.
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05,August,2004
Whoa, Ben got a new template! Looks good, bro! With the all new system, do they have new templates now? 'Cause a lot of the old ones sucked. :)
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Yelahneb - neither the most current version of IE for Mac nor Mac's own new browser, Safari, display Blogger normally. As I suspected, Blogger programmers are favoring the most recent Windows-based browser coding. While Mac IE has no problem with any other site I visit, I acknowledge it always lags a version behind what appears on Windows; as for Safari, it is a robust and capable browser, more recent than the latest Windows IE, yet it cannot display Blogger either. No big deal; I just have to click a few more places than everyone else. It only reveals the deficiencies of the immature and inexperienced Blogger engineers.
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BACH, I was howling when I read the Plush Cthulu Tale. --The rest of you may not know that I received one as a birthday gift this past fall from our very own Blogmaster. He waits on my bed for the stars to align ... the Plush Cthulu, I mean, not Ben....
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05,August,2004
Well, I guess I have a more updated version of IE at home than I do at work, because I am not stuck with the crappy Lo-Fi sh*t. This looks more like the old. However, I will admit that the system/pages seem to load faster than before. At work, it was nothing for it to take 5 minutes to load the blogspot page.
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urlLink The Matrix Reloaded: Abridged Script ...the best part is the dialogue between 'Keanu' and 'The Explainer'.
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JLS - i don't think the OS is the issue; the message you received was 'This version of Blogger has been designed for web browsers that lack robust Stylesheet and/or DHTML capabilities.' that's why i asked which browser you were using - if you have IE, an upgrade from the MS Update site might be the hook up. so you don't need Windows XP to get the 'hi-fi' blog - i'm using Windows 2000, with Internet Explorer 6.0, SP1. i can't think of any reason why you couldn't upgrade your browser, whether you have Windows 95 or OS X Mac; even if you're using Netscape as your browser, newer versions are out there. let us know what happens... yeah, this whole interconnectedness thing between characters over the years in the star wars storyline is getting out of hand. i suppose it's trying to show how Fate is clever and ironic and whatnot, but it's rather heavyhanded. for that matter, wouldn't have ben said something in ep4 about seeing chewbacca again, if they had met years before in the midst of such an important event? maybe they didn't exchange names the first time. yeah, that's it...
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The Chewie thing is so retarded that I can't even think about it. I have resorted to shaking my head in disgust. I know nothing of Cavalier DSL, but I love the word 'cavalier.' If I were on Inside the Actor's Studio and they asked me what my favorite word was, I would say, 'Cavalier.' Aaaaaah. :)
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i read the whole story ben and it was bizarre. where do you find these sites?
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05,August,2004
i tell you what people - cavalier dsl sucks
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The new Blog design must be for XP users -- neither my 95 PC at work nor my OS X Mac at home can view the page in anything other than 'Blogger LoFi.' Meanwhile: .......from Dark Horizons: Peter Mayhew confirmed in Orlando this past weekend that 'Chewbacca rescues and delivers the two children to Ben Kenobi'. It's turned into a Dickens novel. Everyone is related to everyone else.
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urlLink Fotography and Forgery
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05,August,2004
urlLink Who Shoots There
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05,August,2004
urlLink Iraq, Tyranny, Totalitarianism
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05,August,2004
Correction: '-- Annoyed (r)epublican.'
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Harmony -- yes, I have focused on my breathing in such a way from time to time. Yelahneb -- you smoke too much pot. That said, I have experienced looking in the mirror and seeing a disjointed bag of skin...because I smoke too much pot, too. Red -- that was really, REALLY funny.
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they afraid that if it's legalized they won't be able to resist that temptation to go out and fuck other men.
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05,August,2004
What could possibly be so threatening about same-gender marriage, that the Executive branch is expending the time and energy to outlaw it? -- Annoyed Republican
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i haven't, but i have at times become hyper-aware of color, and wondered if there are colors i've never seen before. sometimes if i look at my face (or other faces) long enough, they cease to be familiar, and just look like some bizarre sphere made of skin, fur and sensory organs. separating yourself from your body (as in, this is my body, and I am just riding around in it) is very trippy.
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Have you ever become so aware of your own breathing that for a brief moment you become terrified that if you stop consciously thinking about it, your body won't do it on its own?
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05,August,2004
ummm...what? I have to wait 'til I get home to hear AudBlog posts...dammit, I'm missing out on all the fun! And that onion article...WTF???
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05,August,2004
go in jimi's room, dammit! is it a man or not?!
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05,August,2004
urlLink You Shall Make An Excellent Queen
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05,August,2004
urlLink urlLink my house
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05,August,2004
*static* That's an affirmative, Red. *static*
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05,August,2004
calling all angies, calling all angies - are we on for tuesday night, angie? over?
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05,August,2004
Bob Hope finally cashed it in. On a completely unrelated note, my computer here at work is very strange in that half the time it loads up Blogger LoFi, and then it will just randomly decide that it's capable of loading the HiFi version. Meh.
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There was a blog on the 'recently published' list just now that was called 'My Boyfriend is a Twat.' I found this terribly amusing.
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05,August,2004
wooooot
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hooooot
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05,August,2004
wooooo!!!!!
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05,August,2004
urlLink children's chorus, singing among other things 'A Space Oddity'
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05,August,2004
urlLink urlLink space
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05,August,2004
maybe i've been reading your site or following you around and secretly listening to you - either way.
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05,August,2004
Dude, you just posted the lyrics to an Air Supply song. FAG!!! But seriously, I thought I was the only cheese-eating ballad lover around here. I was listening to 'All Out of Love' on the way to work this morning, and I've decided that it's one of the best songs, like, ever.
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i'm not moving to nova until next june. Here I am playing with those memories again And just when I thought time had set me free Those thoughts of you keep taunting me Holding you, a feeling I never outgrew Though each and every part of me has tried Only you can fill that space inside So there's no sense pretending My heart it's not mending Chorus: Just when I thought I was over you Just when I thought I could stand on my own Oh baby those memories come crashing through And I just can't go on without you On my own I've tried to make the best of it alone I've done everything I can to ease the pain But only you can stop the rain I just can't live without you I miss everything about you Chorus It's just no good without you Without you, without you, without you Oh baby those memories come crashing through And I just can't go on without you
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The Police reference the Scylla and Charybdis in 'Wrapped Around Your Finger,' Mir. That's how I found out about it. Sort of the mythical equivalent of 'a rock and a hard place.'
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05,August,2004
Read Homer, philistine
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05,August,2004
what the hell are you talking about harmony?
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05,August,2004
NoVa and Capital One The Scylla and Charybdis of central Virginia
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i'm not sure if that's going to work - the poopoo head comment is only so effective. anyway, I DON'T WANT TO GO!!!!!!!!! WAHHHHH!!!! WON'T GO!
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GAH! Don't leave us, Mir! Tell Richard he's a big poopoo stinkyhead if he takes away our Mir! *pouts*
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richard's ex-bitch is taking the kids up to the maryland/dc area so jack (he has autism) can get proper treatment which is not available in va unless you happen to have 55,000 dollars laying around to pay for it. i have no qualms with that - think it will be good for jack. she is also taking daniel, their 5 year old. problem is - we are in richmond - she's going to be in rockville, md. and richard is thinking that we should move to nova to be closer to them. even if he does decide to move - he won't be for about 4-5 months - but still - i don't want to move up there. i like my life here. end of story.
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Why on earth would you do that, and if you must, when? What the hell is going on? I'm so confused. GAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHH!!!
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i don't want to move to NoVA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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My kingdom for a kazoo!
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How does it feel How does it feel To be on your own With no direction home Like a complete unknown Like a rolling stone?
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There are some people in this world to whom you could give a wheelbarrow full of gold ore, and they'd complain that it was too heavy. One of them is my boss.
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Re: drum circle epiphany...Ben, I can only HOPE you were stoned when you recorded that...
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Good night! Was that Johnathan laughing like a maniac???
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Here in this place I have no sound
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so no one was amused by the old JLS voicemail? i love it.
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Johnathan, you are such a sick puppy. It's a good thing you can write things that are as much beautiful as that was grotesque.
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I saw it. Her shit was in pieces on the floor. Shards of waste, crystalline fecal teeth, jagged and stark and cold in the weary summer night.
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And I liked the new Strong Bad email. His glasses cracked my shit up.
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Dude, like NONE of my friends on Blogger or LJ are posting anything. I'm bored, dammit! I need entertainment! I gotta be here at work for another four and half hours...you think I want to spend it WORKING?!?
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urlLink urlLink 1992
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the new strong bad email - not so good.
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and sometimes people do very brave and wonderful things - strange world.
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i tell you what, people will spaz over the strangest things.
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my thoughts exactly, red.
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jsflkejfldk
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urlLink urlLink drum circle ephiphany
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you are such a freak, ben. but a friendly freak. :)
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urlLink urlLink shadows of the night
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stubborn monkey indeed. that article has all the trappings of an 'Onion' piece! the War will go on and on. just be Good Germans and play along.
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Oh, Jesus... I pulled this from the livejournal of a friend of my ex-boyfr...oh, nevermind, it doesn't matter. The point is that it's quite funny: urlLink click here for hilarity
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Completely off-topic.. God, if urlLink this were a game I could play on VCU campus, I'd be gettin' bingos every 10 seconds. :)
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Partially based on misinformation. The part about him treating his people badly and having lots of oil still holds true. What I want to know is, if the WMD thing craps out, but it's ultimately ok because he was a cruel man and now the terrorists have one less country from which to operate, can we move on and invade and occupy other countries with cruel leaders and ample land for terrorist hideaways? Or is oil the only remaining prerequisite for us to provide this service? Wouldn't it be funny if, upon invading Iraq, we had found no WMD, *and* the country had now run out of oil. If the *only* reason left was the liberation(?) of the Iraqi people. I wonder what the pro-war side would say then. If they would gladly invade other countries, to gain *only* the liberation(?) of the populace. Personally, I certainly hope WMD are found. I'm ashamed enough of this administration's arrogant, bullying, cowboy, cartoon behavior -- what a fiasco if it wasn't even warranted. Well, except for the part about the liberation(?) of the people, and the hidden terrorists in the hills. Oh, wait -- and the oil. Yeah. I keep forgetting about that. It's so minor...just slips right out of my mind...silly me...
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So... It would seem our troops were sent to die in first-strike war effort that was based on misinformation. Thoughts? Comments? C'mon, people. The world is all falling to hell, and we're bloggin' about Donkey Kong (just kidding, sweetie)! Entertain me with your vastly differing thoughts, bitches! I'm bored as hell here at work!
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whoopsie... urlLink smells like...victory
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05,August,2004
Did you mean to post the same story twice?
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urlLink a mother's love and urlLink smells like...victory
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urlLink ping pong
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richard and i will be unable to go - we have the boys this weekend - and since i'm going to be gone all weekend, i'd like to spend some time with them.
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i do indeed have to work, and will miss the fun; i thought perhaps others might want to go, though.
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don't you have to work?
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Angie and I will not be able to attend. Revel away with you.
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July 18th: NLM. CRK. Irish Bar. 10pm to 1am. 'nuf said.