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[ "Sooo, this means trump cried in front of someone when seeking endorsement? Putin?", ">\n\nExactly.", ">\n\nWell, now we know exactly who has something over him.", ">\n\nWe do, but we used to, too.", ">\n\nThanks, Mitch.", ">\n\nDonnie DOES love escalators…", ">\n\nSorry for the convenience", ">\n\nI wonder how man times he called Trump \"sir?\"", ">\n\nThis is how it went word for word.\n“Please sir, endorse me sir. How can I be as smart and as good looking as you sir? Or sir, [starts sobbing] you are so wonderful “", ">\n\nDesantis weakly salutes Dear Leader", ">\n\nThe mandatory real-fake cry claim does have Kim-Jong Il vibes.", ">\n\nRed-on-red crime is my favorite kind of crime.", ">\n\nThis one is great hecause half of their base appeal is as tough guys, so telling the nation that one of them was sobbing like a baby in front of the other is a solid move. Now Deathanus has to decide whether to just accept it and be belittled, or start to fight back and fracture the party. 10/10 can’t wait for season finale.", ">\n\nHalf of these guys wouldn’t know the difference between a hatchet and an axe and wouldn’t be able to load and shoot an AR. \nRepublicans in federal government are almost all what they would consider effeminate suburbanites.", ">\n\nIn reality yes. But we know they don’t live there. To them an obese man who wears makeup and lifted shoes while avoiding war because his feet hurt is the epitome of manly.", ">\n\nI love your username. For some reason, that line cracked up my wife and me and we say it all the time.", ">\n\nIt’s so funny how many people get the reference! Workaholics def had its fans but it was never a mainstream smash so it’s crazy how many people recognize one throwaway line from the show!\nNow get in my grapevan pls", ">\n\nCatherine Zeta Jones, she dips beneath lasers, oh oh oh", ">\n\nShe has entrapped me, and Sean Connery! OH oh OH. OH oh OHhh^hh^h", ">\n\nWhen two pieces of shit get together, there will be a whole lot of stories coming out", ">\n\nThis embarrassing DeSantis campaign ad will be played repeatedly as a hit piece. That was some insane level of bootlicking lol. For one rare moment, I think Trump is speaking the truth. DeSantis absolutely cried in front of him and maybe even got on his knees for an endorsement", ">\n\nI had to go show this to my grandma. She screams about Trump and DeSantis til her voice cracks. She said she’s never wished on anyone’s demise before them. And McConnell. The rage in her 4’11”, 74 year old body is immense.", ">\n\nSounds like you've got one righteous grandma", ">\n\nShe marched her lil ass out in January in DC to march with us during Trump’s inauguration. It was actually my 18th birthday and afterwards we stopped and had Ethiopian for the first time. Her first time trying any African food and she still talks about how much she loves it. She sat with me at a tattoo appointment and afterwards we got pizza and ice cream. I love her. She’s an amazing woman.", ">\n\n\nand afterwards we stopped and had Ethiopian\n\nColumbus Circle? Fantastic places up there", ">\n\nWish I could remember. The place was packed. My grandmother and I sat on the end of the table with the vegetarian platter (since i was vegan) so she mostly ate the veg stuff. It was amazing. There’s a good place up in Tampa (Queen of Sheba) but nowhere near as good as this place was.", ">\n\nHe's probably lying but I wouldn't be surprised if its true. Have you ever seen DeSantis in a debate or outside of his hand-picked media reporters? He's so socially awkward and unstable and has the charisma of a garden slug.", ">\n\nTrue. I have noticed him moving his jaw from side to side in nearly every news conference when someone else is at the podium. Odd.", ">\n\nHe's got some kind of behavioral issue. He was never an appealing candidate, but he's surrounded himself and insulated himself with a core group of very politically savvy extremists that are the ones propelling him forward. He's not the political \"genius\" the media paints him out to be. His handlers are but he's an empty suit being controlled by puppeteers.", ">\n\nThat is actually slightly reassuring for someone not so in the know about him, like myself.", ">\n\nIt shouldn't be though. If you start looking in to his core group of advisors and backers these are some terrifying people.", ">\n\nIn so much as it shows his limitations.", ">\n\nTrue, he has many weaknesses. But they cover for them well.", ">\n\nTrump is desperate to make his opponents look effete to distract from his needing to have his hand held as we walked down a ramp or having to grasp a glass with two small hands or needing the power of the military to help him beat Covid.", ">\n\nCovfefe", ">\n\nHamburder flu", ">\n\nPerpetrated by the radical left gang member known as the “Hamburglar”" ]

[ "Sooo, this means trump cried in front of someone when seeking endorsement? Putin?", ">\n\nExactly.", ">\n\nWell, now we know exactly who has something over him.", ">\n\nWe do, but we used to, too.", ">\n\nThanks, Mitch.", ">\n\nDonnie DOES love escalators…", ">\n\nSorry for the convenience", ">\n\nI wonder how man times he called Trump \"sir?\"", ">\n\nThis is how it went word for word.\n“Please sir, endorse me sir. How can I be as smart and as good looking as you sir? Or sir, [starts sobbing] you are so wonderful “", ">\n\nDesantis weakly salutes Dear Leader", ">\n\nThe mandatory real-fake cry claim does have Kim-Jong Il vibes.", ">\n\nRed-on-red crime is my favorite kind of crime.", ">\n\nThis one is great hecause half of their base appeal is as tough guys, so telling the nation that one of them was sobbing like a baby in front of the other is a solid move. Now Deathanus has to decide whether to just accept it and be belittled, or start to fight back and fracture the party. 10/10 can’t wait for season finale.", ">\n\nHalf of these guys wouldn’t know the difference between a hatchet and an axe and wouldn’t be able to load and shoot an AR. \nRepublicans in federal government are almost all what they would consider effeminate suburbanites.", ">\n\nIn reality yes. But we know they don’t live there. To them an obese man who wears makeup and lifted shoes while avoiding war because his feet hurt is the epitome of manly.", ">\n\nI love your username. For some reason, that line cracked up my wife and me and we say it all the time.", ">\n\nIt’s so funny how many people get the reference! Workaholics def had its fans but it was never a mainstream smash so it’s crazy how many people recognize one throwaway line from the show!\nNow get in my grapevan pls", ">\n\nCatherine Zeta Jones, she dips beneath lasers, oh oh oh", ">\n\nShe has entrapped me, and Sean Connery! OH oh OH. OH oh OHhh^hh^h", ">\n\nWhen two pieces of shit get together, there will be a whole lot of stories coming out", ">\n\nThis embarrassing DeSantis campaign ad will be played repeatedly as a hit piece. That was some insane level of bootlicking lol. For one rare moment, I think Trump is speaking the truth. DeSantis absolutely cried in front of him and maybe even got on his knees for an endorsement", ">\n\nI had to go show this to my grandma. She screams about Trump and DeSantis til her voice cracks. She said she’s never wished on anyone’s demise before them. And McConnell. The rage in her 4’11”, 74 year old body is immense.", ">\n\nSounds like you've got one righteous grandma", ">\n\nShe marched her lil ass out in January in DC to march with us during Trump’s inauguration. It was actually my 18th birthday and afterwards we stopped and had Ethiopian for the first time. Her first time trying any African food and she still talks about how much she loves it. She sat with me at a tattoo appointment and afterwards we got pizza and ice cream. I love her. She’s an amazing woman.", ">\n\n\nand afterwards we stopped and had Ethiopian\n\nColumbus Circle? Fantastic places up there", ">\n\nWish I could remember. The place was packed. My grandmother and I sat on the end of the table with the vegetarian platter (since i was vegan) so she mostly ate the veg stuff. It was amazing. There’s a good place up in Tampa (Queen of Sheba) but nowhere near as good as this place was.", ">\n\nHe's probably lying but I wouldn't be surprised if its true. Have you ever seen DeSantis in a debate or outside of his hand-picked media reporters? He's so socially awkward and unstable and has the charisma of a garden slug.", ">\n\nTrue. I have noticed him moving his jaw from side to side in nearly every news conference when someone else is at the podium. Odd.", ">\n\nHe's got some kind of behavioral issue. He was never an appealing candidate, but he's surrounded himself and insulated himself with a core group of very politically savvy extremists that are the ones propelling him forward. He's not the political \"genius\" the media paints him out to be. His handlers are but he's an empty suit being controlled by puppeteers.", ">\n\nThat is actually slightly reassuring for someone not so in the know about him, like myself.", ">\n\nIt shouldn't be though. If you start looking in to his core group of advisors and backers these are some terrifying people.", ">\n\nIn so much as it shows his limitations.", ">\n\nTrue, he has many weaknesses. But they cover for them well.", ">\n\nTrump is desperate to make his opponents look effete to distract from his needing to have his hand held as we walked down a ramp or having to grasp a glass with two small hands or needing the power of the military to help him beat Covid.", ">\n\nCovfefe", ">\n\nHamburder flu", ">\n\nPerpetrated by the radical left gang member known as the “Hamburglar”", ">\n\nRobble robble" ]

[ "Sooo, this means trump cried in front of someone when seeking endorsement? Putin?", ">\n\nExactly.", ">\n\nWell, now we know exactly who has something over him.", ">\n\nWe do, but we used to, too.", ">\n\nThanks, Mitch.", ">\n\nDonnie DOES love escalators…", ">\n\nSorry for the convenience", ">\n\nI wonder how man times he called Trump \"sir?\"", ">\n\nThis is how it went word for word.\n“Please sir, endorse me sir. How can I be as smart and as good looking as you sir? Or sir, [starts sobbing] you are so wonderful “", ">\n\nDesantis weakly salutes Dear Leader", ">\n\nThe mandatory real-fake cry claim does have Kim-Jong Il vibes.", ">\n\nRed-on-red crime is my favorite kind of crime.", ">\n\nThis one is great hecause half of their base appeal is as tough guys, so telling the nation that one of them was sobbing like a baby in front of the other is a solid move. Now Deathanus has to decide whether to just accept it and be belittled, or start to fight back and fracture the party. 10/10 can’t wait for season finale.", ">\n\nHalf of these guys wouldn’t know the difference between a hatchet and an axe and wouldn’t be able to load and shoot an AR. \nRepublicans in federal government are almost all what they would consider effeminate suburbanites.", ">\n\nIn reality yes. But we know they don’t live there. To them an obese man who wears makeup and lifted shoes while avoiding war because his feet hurt is the epitome of manly.", ">\n\nI love your username. For some reason, that line cracked up my wife and me and we say it all the time.", ">\n\nIt’s so funny how many people get the reference! Workaholics def had its fans but it was never a mainstream smash so it’s crazy how many people recognize one throwaway line from the show!\nNow get in my grapevan pls", ">\n\nCatherine Zeta Jones, she dips beneath lasers, oh oh oh", ">\n\nShe has entrapped me, and Sean Connery! OH oh OH. OH oh OHhh^hh^h", ">\n\nWhen two pieces of shit get together, there will be a whole lot of stories coming out", ">\n\nThis embarrassing DeSantis campaign ad will be played repeatedly as a hit piece. That was some insane level of bootlicking lol. For one rare moment, I think Trump is speaking the truth. DeSantis absolutely cried in front of him and maybe even got on his knees for an endorsement", ">\n\nI had to go show this to my grandma. She screams about Trump and DeSantis til her voice cracks. She said she’s never wished on anyone’s demise before them. And McConnell. The rage in her 4’11”, 74 year old body is immense.", ">\n\nSounds like you've got one righteous grandma", ">\n\nShe marched her lil ass out in January in DC to march with us during Trump’s inauguration. It was actually my 18th birthday and afterwards we stopped and had Ethiopian for the first time. Her first time trying any African food and she still talks about how much she loves it. She sat with me at a tattoo appointment and afterwards we got pizza and ice cream. I love her. She’s an amazing woman.", ">\n\n\nand afterwards we stopped and had Ethiopian\n\nColumbus Circle? Fantastic places up there", ">\n\nWish I could remember. The place was packed. My grandmother and I sat on the end of the table with the vegetarian platter (since i was vegan) so she mostly ate the veg stuff. It was amazing. There’s a good place up in Tampa (Queen of Sheba) but nowhere near as good as this place was.", ">\n\nHe's probably lying but I wouldn't be surprised if its true. Have you ever seen DeSantis in a debate or outside of his hand-picked media reporters? He's so socially awkward and unstable and has the charisma of a garden slug.", ">\n\nTrue. I have noticed him moving his jaw from side to side in nearly every news conference when someone else is at the podium. Odd.", ">\n\nHe's got some kind of behavioral issue. He was never an appealing candidate, but he's surrounded himself and insulated himself with a core group of very politically savvy extremists that are the ones propelling him forward. He's not the political \"genius\" the media paints him out to be. His handlers are but he's an empty suit being controlled by puppeteers.", ">\n\nThat is actually slightly reassuring for someone not so in the know about him, like myself.", ">\n\nIt shouldn't be though. If you start looking in to his core group of advisors and backers these are some terrifying people.", ">\n\nIn so much as it shows his limitations.", ">\n\nTrue, he has many weaknesses. But they cover for them well.", ">\n\nTrump is desperate to make his opponents look effete to distract from his needing to have his hand held as we walked down a ramp or having to grasp a glass with two small hands or needing the power of the military to help him beat Covid.", ">\n\nCovfefe", ">\n\nHamburder flu", ">\n\nPerpetrated by the radical left gang member known as the “Hamburglar”", ">\n\nRobble robble", ">\n\nLots of self-proclaimed “alpha males” are wrestling with some cognitive dissonance today." ]

[ "Sooo, this means trump cried in front of someone when seeking endorsement? Putin?", ">\n\nExactly.", ">\n\nWell, now we know exactly who has something over him.", ">\n\nWe do, but we used to, too.", ">\n\nThanks, Mitch.", ">\n\nDonnie DOES love escalators…", ">\n\nSorry for the convenience", ">\n\nI wonder how man times he called Trump \"sir?\"", ">\n\nThis is how it went word for word.\n“Please sir, endorse me sir. How can I be as smart and as good looking as you sir? Or sir, [starts sobbing] you are so wonderful “", ">\n\nDesantis weakly salutes Dear Leader", ">\n\nThe mandatory real-fake cry claim does have Kim-Jong Il vibes.", ">\n\nRed-on-red crime is my favorite kind of crime.", ">\n\nThis one is great hecause half of their base appeal is as tough guys, so telling the nation that one of them was sobbing like a baby in front of the other is a solid move. Now Deathanus has to decide whether to just accept it and be belittled, or start to fight back and fracture the party. 10/10 can’t wait for season finale.", ">\n\nHalf of these guys wouldn’t know the difference between a hatchet and an axe and wouldn’t be able to load and shoot an AR. \nRepublicans in federal government are almost all what they would consider effeminate suburbanites.", ">\n\nIn reality yes. But we know they don’t live there. To them an obese man who wears makeup and lifted shoes while avoiding war because his feet hurt is the epitome of manly.", ">\n\nI love your username. For some reason, that line cracked up my wife and me and we say it all the time.", ">\n\nIt’s so funny how many people get the reference! Workaholics def had its fans but it was never a mainstream smash so it’s crazy how many people recognize one throwaway line from the show!\nNow get in my grapevan pls", ">\n\nCatherine Zeta Jones, she dips beneath lasers, oh oh oh", ">\n\nShe has entrapped me, and Sean Connery! OH oh OH. OH oh OHhh^hh^h", ">\n\nWhen two pieces of shit get together, there will be a whole lot of stories coming out", ">\n\nThis embarrassing DeSantis campaign ad will be played repeatedly as a hit piece. That was some insane level of bootlicking lol. For one rare moment, I think Trump is speaking the truth. DeSantis absolutely cried in front of him and maybe even got on his knees for an endorsement", ">\n\nI had to go show this to my grandma. She screams about Trump and DeSantis til her voice cracks. She said she’s never wished on anyone’s demise before them. And McConnell. The rage in her 4’11”, 74 year old body is immense.", ">\n\nSounds like you've got one righteous grandma", ">\n\nShe marched her lil ass out in January in DC to march with us during Trump’s inauguration. It was actually my 18th birthday and afterwards we stopped and had Ethiopian for the first time. Her first time trying any African food and she still talks about how much she loves it. She sat with me at a tattoo appointment and afterwards we got pizza and ice cream. I love her. She’s an amazing woman.", ">\n\n\nand afterwards we stopped and had Ethiopian\n\nColumbus Circle? Fantastic places up there", ">\n\nWish I could remember. The place was packed. My grandmother and I sat on the end of the table with the vegetarian platter (since i was vegan) so she mostly ate the veg stuff. It was amazing. There’s a good place up in Tampa (Queen of Sheba) but nowhere near as good as this place was.", ">\n\nHe's probably lying but I wouldn't be surprised if its true. Have you ever seen DeSantis in a debate or outside of his hand-picked media reporters? He's so socially awkward and unstable and has the charisma of a garden slug.", ">\n\nTrue. I have noticed him moving his jaw from side to side in nearly every news conference when someone else is at the podium. Odd.", ">\n\nHe's got some kind of behavioral issue. He was never an appealing candidate, but he's surrounded himself and insulated himself with a core group of very politically savvy extremists that are the ones propelling him forward. He's not the political \"genius\" the media paints him out to be. His handlers are but he's an empty suit being controlled by puppeteers.", ">\n\nThat is actually slightly reassuring for someone not so in the know about him, like myself.", ">\n\nIt shouldn't be though. If you start looking in to his core group of advisors and backers these are some terrifying people.", ">\n\nIn so much as it shows his limitations.", ">\n\nTrue, he has many weaknesses. But they cover for them well.", ">\n\nTrump is desperate to make his opponents look effete to distract from his needing to have his hand held as we walked down a ramp or having to grasp a glass with two small hands or needing the power of the military to help him beat Covid.", ">\n\nCovfefe", ">\n\nHamburder flu", ">\n\nPerpetrated by the radical left gang member known as the “Hamburglar”", ">\n\nRobble robble", ">\n\nLots of self-proclaimed “alpha males” are wrestling with some cognitive dissonance today.", ">\n\nThey'll figure it out after praying to their favorite NFT of the day" ]

[ "Sooo, this means trump cried in front of someone when seeking endorsement? Putin?", ">\n\nExactly.", ">\n\nWell, now we know exactly who has something over him.", ">\n\nWe do, but we used to, too.", ">\n\nThanks, Mitch.", ">\n\nDonnie DOES love escalators…", ">\n\nSorry for the convenience", ">\n\nI wonder how man times he called Trump \"sir?\"", ">\n\nThis is how it went word for word.\n“Please sir, endorse me sir. How can I be as smart and as good looking as you sir? Or sir, [starts sobbing] you are so wonderful “", ">\n\nDesantis weakly salutes Dear Leader", ">\n\nThe mandatory real-fake cry claim does have Kim-Jong Il vibes.", ">\n\nRed-on-red crime is my favorite kind of crime.", ">\n\nThis one is great hecause half of their base appeal is as tough guys, so telling the nation that one of them was sobbing like a baby in front of the other is a solid move. Now Deathanus has to decide whether to just accept it and be belittled, or start to fight back and fracture the party. 10/10 can’t wait for season finale.", ">\n\nHalf of these guys wouldn’t know the difference between a hatchet and an axe and wouldn’t be able to load and shoot an AR. \nRepublicans in federal government are almost all what they would consider effeminate suburbanites.", ">\n\nIn reality yes. But we know they don’t live there. To them an obese man who wears makeup and lifted shoes while avoiding war because his feet hurt is the epitome of manly.", ">\n\nI love your username. For some reason, that line cracked up my wife and me and we say it all the time.", ">\n\nIt’s so funny how many people get the reference! Workaholics def had its fans but it was never a mainstream smash so it’s crazy how many people recognize one throwaway line from the show!\nNow get in my grapevan pls", ">\n\nCatherine Zeta Jones, she dips beneath lasers, oh oh oh", ">\n\nShe has entrapped me, and Sean Connery! OH oh OH. OH oh OHhh^hh^h", ">\n\nWhen two pieces of shit get together, there will be a whole lot of stories coming out", ">\n\nThis embarrassing DeSantis campaign ad will be played repeatedly as a hit piece. That was some insane level of bootlicking lol. For one rare moment, I think Trump is speaking the truth. DeSantis absolutely cried in front of him and maybe even got on his knees for an endorsement", ">\n\nI had to go show this to my grandma. She screams about Trump and DeSantis til her voice cracks. She said she’s never wished on anyone’s demise before them. And McConnell. The rage in her 4’11”, 74 year old body is immense.", ">\n\nSounds like you've got one righteous grandma", ">\n\nShe marched her lil ass out in January in DC to march with us during Trump’s inauguration. It was actually my 18th birthday and afterwards we stopped and had Ethiopian for the first time. Her first time trying any African food and she still talks about how much she loves it. She sat with me at a tattoo appointment and afterwards we got pizza and ice cream. I love her. She’s an amazing woman.", ">\n\n\nand afterwards we stopped and had Ethiopian\n\nColumbus Circle? Fantastic places up there", ">\n\nWish I could remember. The place was packed. My grandmother and I sat on the end of the table with the vegetarian platter (since i was vegan) so she mostly ate the veg stuff. It was amazing. There’s a good place up in Tampa (Queen of Sheba) but nowhere near as good as this place was.", ">\n\nHe's probably lying but I wouldn't be surprised if its true. Have you ever seen DeSantis in a debate or outside of his hand-picked media reporters? He's so socially awkward and unstable and has the charisma of a garden slug.", ">\n\nTrue. I have noticed him moving his jaw from side to side in nearly every news conference when someone else is at the podium. Odd.", ">\n\nHe's got some kind of behavioral issue. He was never an appealing candidate, but he's surrounded himself and insulated himself with a core group of very politically savvy extremists that are the ones propelling him forward. He's not the political \"genius\" the media paints him out to be. His handlers are but he's an empty suit being controlled by puppeteers.", ">\n\nThat is actually slightly reassuring for someone not so in the know about him, like myself.", ">\n\nIt shouldn't be though. If you start looking in to his core group of advisors and backers these are some terrifying people.", ">\n\nIn so much as it shows his limitations.", ">\n\nTrue, he has many weaknesses. But they cover for them well.", ">\n\nTrump is desperate to make his opponents look effete to distract from his needing to have his hand held as we walked down a ramp or having to grasp a glass with two small hands or needing the power of the military to help him beat Covid.", ">\n\nCovfefe", ">\n\nHamburder flu", ">\n\nPerpetrated by the radical left gang member known as the “Hamburglar”", ">\n\nRobble robble", ">\n\nLots of self-proclaimed “alpha males” are wrestling with some cognitive dissonance today.", ">\n\nThey'll figure it out after praying to their favorite NFT of the day", ">\n\nDeSantis's response is going to be \"you know what makes me cry? CRT. Please clap.\"" ]

[ "Sooo, this means trump cried in front of someone when seeking endorsement? Putin?", ">\n\nExactly.", ">\n\nWell, now we know exactly who has something over him.", ">\n\nWe do, but we used to, too.", ">\n\nThanks, Mitch.", ">\n\nDonnie DOES love escalators…", ">\n\nSorry for the convenience", ">\n\nI wonder how man times he called Trump \"sir?\"", ">\n\nThis is how it went word for word.\n“Please sir, endorse me sir. How can I be as smart and as good looking as you sir? Or sir, [starts sobbing] you are so wonderful “", ">\n\nDesantis weakly salutes Dear Leader", ">\n\nThe mandatory real-fake cry claim does have Kim-Jong Il vibes.", ">\n\nRed-on-red crime is my favorite kind of crime.", ">\n\nThis one is great hecause half of their base appeal is as tough guys, so telling the nation that one of them was sobbing like a baby in front of the other is a solid move. Now Deathanus has to decide whether to just accept it and be belittled, or start to fight back and fracture the party. 10/10 can’t wait for season finale.", ">\n\nHalf of these guys wouldn’t know the difference between a hatchet and an axe and wouldn’t be able to load and shoot an AR. \nRepublicans in federal government are almost all what they would consider effeminate suburbanites.", ">\n\nIn reality yes. But we know they don’t live there. To them an obese man who wears makeup and lifted shoes while avoiding war because his feet hurt is the epitome of manly.", ">\n\nI love your username. For some reason, that line cracked up my wife and me and we say it all the time.", ">\n\nIt’s so funny how many people get the reference! Workaholics def had its fans but it was never a mainstream smash so it’s crazy how many people recognize one throwaway line from the show!\nNow get in my grapevan pls", ">\n\nCatherine Zeta Jones, she dips beneath lasers, oh oh oh", ">\n\nShe has entrapped me, and Sean Connery! OH oh OH. OH oh OHhh^hh^h", ">\n\nWhen two pieces of shit get together, there will be a whole lot of stories coming out", ">\n\nThis embarrassing DeSantis campaign ad will be played repeatedly as a hit piece. That was some insane level of bootlicking lol. For one rare moment, I think Trump is speaking the truth. DeSantis absolutely cried in front of him and maybe even got on his knees for an endorsement", ">\n\nI had to go show this to my grandma. She screams about Trump and DeSantis til her voice cracks. She said she’s never wished on anyone’s demise before them. And McConnell. The rage in her 4’11”, 74 year old body is immense.", ">\n\nSounds like you've got one righteous grandma", ">\n\nShe marched her lil ass out in January in DC to march with us during Trump’s inauguration. It was actually my 18th birthday and afterwards we stopped and had Ethiopian for the first time. Her first time trying any African food and she still talks about how much she loves it. She sat with me at a tattoo appointment and afterwards we got pizza and ice cream. I love her. She’s an amazing woman.", ">\n\n\nand afterwards we stopped and had Ethiopian\n\nColumbus Circle? Fantastic places up there", ">\n\nWish I could remember. The place was packed. My grandmother and I sat on the end of the table with the vegetarian platter (since i was vegan) so she mostly ate the veg stuff. It was amazing. There’s a good place up in Tampa (Queen of Sheba) but nowhere near as good as this place was.", ">\n\nHe's probably lying but I wouldn't be surprised if its true. Have you ever seen DeSantis in a debate or outside of his hand-picked media reporters? He's so socially awkward and unstable and has the charisma of a garden slug.", ">\n\nTrue. I have noticed him moving his jaw from side to side in nearly every news conference when someone else is at the podium. Odd.", ">\n\nHe's got some kind of behavioral issue. He was never an appealing candidate, but he's surrounded himself and insulated himself with a core group of very politically savvy extremists that are the ones propelling him forward. He's not the political \"genius\" the media paints him out to be. His handlers are but he's an empty suit being controlled by puppeteers.", ">\n\nThat is actually slightly reassuring for someone not so in the know about him, like myself.", ">\n\nIt shouldn't be though. If you start looking in to his core group of advisors and backers these are some terrifying people.", ">\n\nIn so much as it shows his limitations.", ">\n\nTrue, he has many weaknesses. But they cover for them well.", ">\n\nTrump is desperate to make his opponents look effete to distract from his needing to have his hand held as we walked down a ramp or having to grasp a glass with two small hands or needing the power of the military to help him beat Covid.", ">\n\nCovfefe", ">\n\nHamburder flu", ">\n\nPerpetrated by the radical left gang member known as the “Hamburglar”", ">\n\nRobble robble", ">\n\nLots of self-proclaimed “alpha males” are wrestling with some cognitive dissonance today.", ">\n\nThey'll figure it out after praying to their favorite NFT of the day", ">\n\nDeSantis's response is going to be \"you know what makes me cry? CRT. Please clap.\"", ">\n\nIt was Jeb Bush that said “please clap.”" ]

[ "Sooo, this means trump cried in front of someone when seeking endorsement? Putin?", ">\n\nExactly.", ">\n\nWell, now we know exactly who has something over him.", ">\n\nWe do, but we used to, too.", ">\n\nThanks, Mitch.", ">\n\nDonnie DOES love escalators…", ">\n\nSorry for the convenience", ">\n\nI wonder how man times he called Trump \"sir?\"", ">\n\nThis is how it went word for word.\n“Please sir, endorse me sir. How can I be as smart and as good looking as you sir? Or sir, [starts sobbing] you are so wonderful “", ">\n\nDesantis weakly salutes Dear Leader", ">\n\nThe mandatory real-fake cry claim does have Kim-Jong Il vibes.", ">\n\nRed-on-red crime is my favorite kind of crime.", ">\n\nThis one is great hecause half of their base appeal is as tough guys, so telling the nation that one of them was sobbing like a baby in front of the other is a solid move. Now Deathanus has to decide whether to just accept it and be belittled, or start to fight back and fracture the party. 10/10 can’t wait for season finale.", ">\n\nHalf of these guys wouldn’t know the difference between a hatchet and an axe and wouldn’t be able to load and shoot an AR. \nRepublicans in federal government are almost all what they would consider effeminate suburbanites.", ">\n\nIn reality yes. But we know they don’t live there. To them an obese man who wears makeup and lifted shoes while avoiding war because his feet hurt is the epitome of manly.", ">\n\nI love your username. For some reason, that line cracked up my wife and me and we say it all the time.", ">\n\nIt’s so funny how many people get the reference! Workaholics def had its fans but it was never a mainstream smash so it’s crazy how many people recognize one throwaway line from the show!\nNow get in my grapevan pls", ">\n\nCatherine Zeta Jones, she dips beneath lasers, oh oh oh", ">\n\nShe has entrapped me, and Sean Connery! OH oh OH. OH oh OHhh^hh^h", ">\n\nWhen two pieces of shit get together, there will be a whole lot of stories coming out", ">\n\nThis embarrassing DeSantis campaign ad will be played repeatedly as a hit piece. That was some insane level of bootlicking lol. For one rare moment, I think Trump is speaking the truth. DeSantis absolutely cried in front of him and maybe even got on his knees for an endorsement", ">\n\nI had to go show this to my grandma. She screams about Trump and DeSantis til her voice cracks. She said she’s never wished on anyone’s demise before them. And McConnell. The rage in her 4’11”, 74 year old body is immense.", ">\n\nSounds like you've got one righteous grandma", ">\n\nShe marched her lil ass out in January in DC to march with us during Trump’s inauguration. It was actually my 18th birthday and afterwards we stopped and had Ethiopian for the first time. Her first time trying any African food and she still talks about how much she loves it. She sat with me at a tattoo appointment and afterwards we got pizza and ice cream. I love her. She’s an amazing woman.", ">\n\n\nand afterwards we stopped and had Ethiopian\n\nColumbus Circle? Fantastic places up there", ">\n\nWish I could remember. The place was packed. My grandmother and I sat on the end of the table with the vegetarian platter (since i was vegan) so she mostly ate the veg stuff. It was amazing. There’s a good place up in Tampa (Queen of Sheba) but nowhere near as good as this place was.", ">\n\nHe's probably lying but I wouldn't be surprised if its true. Have you ever seen DeSantis in a debate or outside of his hand-picked media reporters? He's so socially awkward and unstable and has the charisma of a garden slug.", ">\n\nTrue. I have noticed him moving his jaw from side to side in nearly every news conference when someone else is at the podium. Odd.", ">\n\nHe's got some kind of behavioral issue. He was never an appealing candidate, but he's surrounded himself and insulated himself with a core group of very politically savvy extremists that are the ones propelling him forward. He's not the political \"genius\" the media paints him out to be. His handlers are but he's an empty suit being controlled by puppeteers.", ">\n\nThat is actually slightly reassuring for someone not so in the know about him, like myself.", ">\n\nIt shouldn't be though. If you start looking in to his core group of advisors and backers these are some terrifying people.", ">\n\nIn so much as it shows his limitations.", ">\n\nTrue, he has many weaknesses. But they cover for them well.", ">\n\nTrump is desperate to make his opponents look effete to distract from his needing to have his hand held as we walked down a ramp or having to grasp a glass with two small hands or needing the power of the military to help him beat Covid.", ">\n\nCovfefe", ">\n\nHamburder flu", ">\n\nPerpetrated by the radical left gang member known as the “Hamburglar”", ">\n\nRobble robble", ">\n\nLots of self-proclaimed “alpha males” are wrestling with some cognitive dissonance today.", ">\n\nThey'll figure it out after praying to their favorite NFT of the day", ">\n\nDeSantis's response is going to be \"you know what makes me cry? CRT. Please clap.\"", ">\n\nIt was Jeb Bush that said “please clap.”", ">\n\nStandard playbook. Muddy the waters to make your opponent look “just as bad or worse” than you." ]

[ "Sooo, this means trump cried in front of someone when seeking endorsement? Putin?", ">\n\nExactly.", ">\n\nWell, now we know exactly who has something over him.", ">\n\nWe do, but we used to, too.", ">\n\nThanks, Mitch.", ">\n\nDonnie DOES love escalators…", ">\n\nSorry for the convenience", ">\n\nI wonder how man times he called Trump \"sir?\"", ">\n\nThis is how it went word for word.\n“Please sir, endorse me sir. How can I be as smart and as good looking as you sir? Or sir, [starts sobbing] you are so wonderful “", ">\n\nDesantis weakly salutes Dear Leader", ">\n\nThe mandatory real-fake cry claim does have Kim-Jong Il vibes.", ">\n\nRed-on-red crime is my favorite kind of crime.", ">\n\nThis one is great hecause half of their base appeal is as tough guys, so telling the nation that one of them was sobbing like a baby in front of the other is a solid move. Now Deathanus has to decide whether to just accept it and be belittled, or start to fight back and fracture the party. 10/10 can’t wait for season finale.", ">\n\nHalf of these guys wouldn’t know the difference between a hatchet and an axe and wouldn’t be able to load and shoot an AR. \nRepublicans in federal government are almost all what they would consider effeminate suburbanites.", ">\n\nIn reality yes. But we know they don’t live there. To them an obese man who wears makeup and lifted shoes while avoiding war because his feet hurt is the epitome of manly.", ">\n\nI love your username. For some reason, that line cracked up my wife and me and we say it all the time.", ">\n\nIt’s so funny how many people get the reference! Workaholics def had its fans but it was never a mainstream smash so it’s crazy how many people recognize one throwaway line from the show!\nNow get in my grapevan pls", ">\n\nCatherine Zeta Jones, she dips beneath lasers, oh oh oh", ">\n\nShe has entrapped me, and Sean Connery! OH oh OH. OH oh OHhh^hh^h", ">\n\nWhen two pieces of shit get together, there will be a whole lot of stories coming out", ">\n\nThis embarrassing DeSantis campaign ad will be played repeatedly as a hit piece. That was some insane level of bootlicking lol. For one rare moment, I think Trump is speaking the truth. DeSantis absolutely cried in front of him and maybe even got on his knees for an endorsement", ">\n\nI had to go show this to my grandma. She screams about Trump and DeSantis til her voice cracks. She said she’s never wished on anyone’s demise before them. And McConnell. The rage in her 4’11”, 74 year old body is immense.", ">\n\nSounds like you've got one righteous grandma", ">\n\nShe marched her lil ass out in January in DC to march with us during Trump’s inauguration. It was actually my 18th birthday and afterwards we stopped and had Ethiopian for the first time. Her first time trying any African food and she still talks about how much she loves it. She sat with me at a tattoo appointment and afterwards we got pizza and ice cream. I love her. She’s an amazing woman.", ">\n\n\nand afterwards we stopped and had Ethiopian\n\nColumbus Circle? Fantastic places up there", ">\n\nWish I could remember. The place was packed. My grandmother and I sat on the end of the table with the vegetarian platter (since i was vegan) so she mostly ate the veg stuff. It was amazing. There’s a good place up in Tampa (Queen of Sheba) but nowhere near as good as this place was.", ">\n\nHe's probably lying but I wouldn't be surprised if its true. Have you ever seen DeSantis in a debate or outside of his hand-picked media reporters? He's so socially awkward and unstable and has the charisma of a garden slug.", ">\n\nTrue. I have noticed him moving his jaw from side to side in nearly every news conference when someone else is at the podium. Odd.", ">\n\nHe's got some kind of behavioral issue. He was never an appealing candidate, but he's surrounded himself and insulated himself with a core group of very politically savvy extremists that are the ones propelling him forward. He's not the political \"genius\" the media paints him out to be. His handlers are but he's an empty suit being controlled by puppeteers.", ">\n\nThat is actually slightly reassuring for someone not so in the know about him, like myself.", ">\n\nIt shouldn't be though. If you start looking in to his core group of advisors and backers these are some terrifying people.", ">\n\nIn so much as it shows his limitations.", ">\n\nTrue, he has many weaknesses. But they cover for them well.", ">\n\nTrump is desperate to make his opponents look effete to distract from his needing to have his hand held as we walked down a ramp or having to grasp a glass with two small hands or needing the power of the military to help him beat Covid.", ">\n\nCovfefe", ">\n\nHamburder flu", ">\n\nPerpetrated by the radical left gang member known as the “Hamburglar”", ">\n\nRobble robble", ">\n\nLots of self-proclaimed “alpha males” are wrestling with some cognitive dissonance today.", ">\n\nThey'll figure it out after praying to their favorite NFT of the day", ">\n\nDeSantis's response is going to be \"you know what makes me cry? CRT. Please clap.\"", ">\n\nIt was Jeb Bush that said “please clap.”", ">\n\nStandard playbook. Muddy the waters to make your opponent look “just as bad or worse” than you.", ">\n\nOr at least make up enough stories so that sane people with busy lives aren’t sure anymore. It’s what they’ve done for Zelenskyy, Thunberg, and Fauci.\nThat being said I wouldn’t be surprised if Desantis cried." ]

[ "Sooo, this means trump cried in front of someone when seeking endorsement? Putin?", ">\n\nExactly.", ">\n\nWell, now we know exactly who has something over him.", ">\n\nWe do, but we used to, too.", ">\n\nThanks, Mitch.", ">\n\nDonnie DOES love escalators…", ">\n\nSorry for the convenience", ">\n\nI wonder how man times he called Trump \"sir?\"", ">\n\nThis is how it went word for word.\n“Please sir, endorse me sir. How can I be as smart and as good looking as you sir? Or sir, [starts sobbing] you are so wonderful “", ">\n\nDesantis weakly salutes Dear Leader", ">\n\nThe mandatory real-fake cry claim does have Kim-Jong Il vibes.", ">\n\nRed-on-red crime is my favorite kind of crime.", ">\n\nThis one is great hecause half of their base appeal is as tough guys, so telling the nation that one of them was sobbing like a baby in front of the other is a solid move. Now Deathanus has to decide whether to just accept it and be belittled, or start to fight back and fracture the party. 10/10 can’t wait for season finale.", ">\n\nHalf of these guys wouldn’t know the difference between a hatchet and an axe and wouldn’t be able to load and shoot an AR. \nRepublicans in federal government are almost all what they would consider effeminate suburbanites.", ">\n\nIn reality yes. But we know they don’t live there. To them an obese man who wears makeup and lifted shoes while avoiding war because his feet hurt is the epitome of manly.", ">\n\nI love your username. For some reason, that line cracked up my wife and me and we say it all the time.", ">\n\nIt’s so funny how many people get the reference! Workaholics def had its fans but it was never a mainstream smash so it’s crazy how many people recognize one throwaway line from the show!\nNow get in my grapevan pls", ">\n\nCatherine Zeta Jones, she dips beneath lasers, oh oh oh", ">\n\nShe has entrapped me, and Sean Connery! OH oh OH. OH oh OHhh^hh^h", ">\n\nWhen two pieces of shit get together, there will be a whole lot of stories coming out", ">\n\nThis embarrassing DeSantis campaign ad will be played repeatedly as a hit piece. That was some insane level of bootlicking lol. For one rare moment, I think Trump is speaking the truth. DeSantis absolutely cried in front of him and maybe even got on his knees for an endorsement", ">\n\nI had to go show this to my grandma. She screams about Trump and DeSantis til her voice cracks. She said she’s never wished on anyone’s demise before them. And McConnell. The rage in her 4’11”, 74 year old body is immense.", ">\n\nSounds like you've got one righteous grandma", ">\n\nShe marched her lil ass out in January in DC to march with us during Trump’s inauguration. It was actually my 18th birthday and afterwards we stopped and had Ethiopian for the first time. Her first time trying any African food and she still talks about how much she loves it. She sat with me at a tattoo appointment and afterwards we got pizza and ice cream. I love her. She’s an amazing woman.", ">\n\n\nand afterwards we stopped and had Ethiopian\n\nColumbus Circle? Fantastic places up there", ">\n\nWish I could remember. The place was packed. My grandmother and I sat on the end of the table with the vegetarian platter (since i was vegan) so she mostly ate the veg stuff. It was amazing. There’s a good place up in Tampa (Queen of Sheba) but nowhere near as good as this place was.", ">\n\nHe's probably lying but I wouldn't be surprised if its true. Have you ever seen DeSantis in a debate or outside of his hand-picked media reporters? He's so socially awkward and unstable and has the charisma of a garden slug.", ">\n\nTrue. I have noticed him moving his jaw from side to side in nearly every news conference when someone else is at the podium. Odd.", ">\n\nHe's got some kind of behavioral issue. He was never an appealing candidate, but he's surrounded himself and insulated himself with a core group of very politically savvy extremists that are the ones propelling him forward. He's not the political \"genius\" the media paints him out to be. His handlers are but he's an empty suit being controlled by puppeteers.", ">\n\nThat is actually slightly reassuring for someone not so in the know about him, like myself.", ">\n\nIt shouldn't be though. If you start looking in to his core group of advisors and backers these are some terrifying people.", ">\n\nIn so much as it shows his limitations.", ">\n\nTrue, he has many weaknesses. But they cover for them well.", ">\n\nTrump is desperate to make his opponents look effete to distract from his needing to have his hand held as we walked down a ramp or having to grasp a glass with two small hands or needing the power of the military to help him beat Covid.", ">\n\nCovfefe", ">\n\nHamburder flu", ">\n\nPerpetrated by the radical left gang member known as the “Hamburglar”", ">\n\nRobble robble", ">\n\nLots of self-proclaimed “alpha males” are wrestling with some cognitive dissonance today.", ">\n\nThey'll figure it out after praying to their favorite NFT of the day", ">\n\nDeSantis's response is going to be \"you know what makes me cry? CRT. Please clap.\"", ">\n\nIt was Jeb Bush that said “please clap.”", ">\n\nStandard playbook. Muddy the waters to make your opponent look “just as bad or worse” than you.", ">\n\nOr at least make up enough stories so that sane people with busy lives aren’t sure anymore. It’s what they’ve done for Zelenskyy, Thunberg, and Fauci.\nThat being said I wouldn’t be surprised if Desantis cried.", ">\n\nOn the one hand, Trump claims this any time he tells a story about anyone asking him for anything. \"He came to me with tears in his eyes.\" It's a bizarre piece of rhetoric he employs at every given opportunity. I think he thinks it makes him look magnanimous while simultaneously making the other person look weak. I have doubts that anyone has expressed any emotion in front of the man for less than $50,000 any time in the past 20 years.\nOn the other hand, DeSantis has no heart, can probably cry on command, and will crawl on his hands and knees across broken glass to jerk off a syphilitic stray dog into his own mouth if it means he gets what he wants." ]

[ "Sooo, this means trump cried in front of someone when seeking endorsement? Putin?", ">\n\nExactly.", ">\n\nWell, now we know exactly who has something over him.", ">\n\nWe do, but we used to, too.", ">\n\nThanks, Mitch.", ">\n\nDonnie DOES love escalators…", ">\n\nSorry for the convenience", ">\n\nI wonder how man times he called Trump \"sir?\"", ">\n\nThis is how it went word for word.\n“Please sir, endorse me sir. How can I be as smart and as good looking as you sir? Or sir, [starts sobbing] you are so wonderful “", ">\n\nDesantis weakly salutes Dear Leader", ">\n\nThe mandatory real-fake cry claim does have Kim-Jong Il vibes.", ">\n\nRed-on-red crime is my favorite kind of crime.", ">\n\nThis one is great hecause half of their base appeal is as tough guys, so telling the nation that one of them was sobbing like a baby in front of the other is a solid move. Now Deathanus has to decide whether to just accept it and be belittled, or start to fight back and fracture the party. 10/10 can’t wait for season finale.", ">\n\nHalf of these guys wouldn’t know the difference between a hatchet and an axe and wouldn’t be able to load and shoot an AR. \nRepublicans in federal government are almost all what they would consider effeminate suburbanites.", ">\n\nIn reality yes. But we know they don’t live there. To them an obese man who wears makeup and lifted shoes while avoiding war because his feet hurt is the epitome of manly.", ">\n\nI love your username. For some reason, that line cracked up my wife and me and we say it all the time.", ">\n\nIt’s so funny how many people get the reference! Workaholics def had its fans but it was never a mainstream smash so it’s crazy how many people recognize one throwaway line from the show!\nNow get in my grapevan pls", ">\n\nCatherine Zeta Jones, she dips beneath lasers, oh oh oh", ">\n\nShe has entrapped me, and Sean Connery! OH oh OH. OH oh OHhh^hh^h", ">\n\nWhen two pieces of shit get together, there will be a whole lot of stories coming out", ">\n\nThis embarrassing DeSantis campaign ad will be played repeatedly as a hit piece. That was some insane level of bootlicking lol. For one rare moment, I think Trump is speaking the truth. DeSantis absolutely cried in front of him and maybe even got on his knees for an endorsement", ">\n\nI had to go show this to my grandma. She screams about Trump and DeSantis til her voice cracks. She said she’s never wished on anyone’s demise before them. And McConnell. The rage in her 4’11”, 74 year old body is immense.", ">\n\nSounds like you've got one righteous grandma", ">\n\nShe marched her lil ass out in January in DC to march with us during Trump’s inauguration. It was actually my 18th birthday and afterwards we stopped and had Ethiopian for the first time. Her first time trying any African food and she still talks about how much she loves it. She sat with me at a tattoo appointment and afterwards we got pizza and ice cream. I love her. She’s an amazing woman.", ">\n\n\nand afterwards we stopped and had Ethiopian\n\nColumbus Circle? Fantastic places up there", ">\n\nWish I could remember. The place was packed. My grandmother and I sat on the end of the table with the vegetarian platter (since i was vegan) so she mostly ate the veg stuff. It was amazing. There’s a good place up in Tampa (Queen of Sheba) but nowhere near as good as this place was.", ">\n\nHe's probably lying but I wouldn't be surprised if its true. Have you ever seen DeSantis in a debate or outside of his hand-picked media reporters? He's so socially awkward and unstable and has the charisma of a garden slug.", ">\n\nTrue. I have noticed him moving his jaw from side to side in nearly every news conference when someone else is at the podium. Odd.", ">\n\nHe's got some kind of behavioral issue. He was never an appealing candidate, but he's surrounded himself and insulated himself with a core group of very politically savvy extremists that are the ones propelling him forward. He's not the political \"genius\" the media paints him out to be. His handlers are but he's an empty suit being controlled by puppeteers.", ">\n\nThat is actually slightly reassuring for someone not so in the know about him, like myself.", ">\n\nIt shouldn't be though. If you start looking in to his core group of advisors and backers these are some terrifying people.", ">\n\nIn so much as it shows his limitations.", ">\n\nTrue, he has many weaknesses. But they cover for them well.", ">\n\nTrump is desperate to make his opponents look effete to distract from his needing to have his hand held as we walked down a ramp or having to grasp a glass with two small hands or needing the power of the military to help him beat Covid.", ">\n\nCovfefe", ">\n\nHamburder flu", ">\n\nPerpetrated by the radical left gang member known as the “Hamburglar”", ">\n\nRobble robble", ">\n\nLots of self-proclaimed “alpha males” are wrestling with some cognitive dissonance today.", ">\n\nThey'll figure it out after praying to their favorite NFT of the day", ">\n\nDeSantis's response is going to be \"you know what makes me cry? CRT. Please clap.\"", ">\n\nIt was Jeb Bush that said “please clap.”", ">\n\nStandard playbook. Muddy the waters to make your opponent look “just as bad or worse” than you.", ">\n\nOr at least make up enough stories so that sane people with busy lives aren’t sure anymore. It’s what they’ve done for Zelenskyy, Thunberg, and Fauci.\nThat being said I wouldn’t be surprised if Desantis cried.", ">\n\nOn the one hand, Trump claims this any time he tells a story about anyone asking him for anything. \"He came to me with tears in his eyes.\" It's a bizarre piece of rhetoric he employs at every given opportunity. I think he thinks it makes him look magnanimous while simultaneously making the other person look weak. I have doubts that anyone has expressed any emotion in front of the man for less than $50,000 any time in the past 20 years.\nOn the other hand, DeSantis has no heart, can probably cry on command, and will crawl on his hands and knees across broken glass to jerk off a syphilitic stray dog into his own mouth if it means he gets what he wants.", ">\n\nNow thats an awful image!" ]

[ "Sooo, this means trump cried in front of someone when seeking endorsement? Putin?", ">\n\nExactly.", ">\n\nWell, now we know exactly who has something over him.", ">\n\nWe do, but we used to, too.", ">\n\nThanks, Mitch.", ">\n\nDonnie DOES love escalators…", ">\n\nSorry for the convenience", ">\n\nI wonder how man times he called Trump \"sir?\"", ">\n\nThis is how it went word for word.\n“Please sir, endorse me sir. How can I be as smart and as good looking as you sir? Or sir, [starts sobbing] you are so wonderful “", ">\n\nDesantis weakly salutes Dear Leader", ">\n\nThe mandatory real-fake cry claim does have Kim-Jong Il vibes.", ">\n\nRed-on-red crime is my favorite kind of crime.", ">\n\nThis one is great hecause half of their base appeal is as tough guys, so telling the nation that one of them was sobbing like a baby in front of the other is a solid move. Now Deathanus has to decide whether to just accept it and be belittled, or start to fight back and fracture the party. 10/10 can’t wait for season finale.", ">\n\nHalf of these guys wouldn’t know the difference between a hatchet and an axe and wouldn’t be able to load and shoot an AR. \nRepublicans in federal government are almost all what they would consider effeminate suburbanites.", ">\n\nIn reality yes. But we know they don’t live there. To them an obese man who wears makeup and lifted shoes while avoiding war because his feet hurt is the epitome of manly.", ">\n\nI love your username. For some reason, that line cracked up my wife and me and we say it all the time.", ">\n\nIt’s so funny how many people get the reference! Workaholics def had its fans but it was never a mainstream smash so it’s crazy how many people recognize one throwaway line from the show!\nNow get in my grapevan pls", ">\n\nCatherine Zeta Jones, she dips beneath lasers, oh oh oh", ">\n\nShe has entrapped me, and Sean Connery! OH oh OH. OH oh OHhh^hh^h", ">\n\nWhen two pieces of shit get together, there will be a whole lot of stories coming out", ">\n\nThis embarrassing DeSantis campaign ad will be played repeatedly as a hit piece. That was some insane level of bootlicking lol. For one rare moment, I think Trump is speaking the truth. DeSantis absolutely cried in front of him and maybe even got on his knees for an endorsement", ">\n\nI had to go show this to my grandma. She screams about Trump and DeSantis til her voice cracks. She said she’s never wished on anyone’s demise before them. And McConnell. The rage in her 4’11”, 74 year old body is immense.", ">\n\nSounds like you've got one righteous grandma", ">\n\nShe marched her lil ass out in January in DC to march with us during Trump’s inauguration. It was actually my 18th birthday and afterwards we stopped and had Ethiopian for the first time. Her first time trying any African food and she still talks about how much she loves it. She sat with me at a tattoo appointment and afterwards we got pizza and ice cream. I love her. She’s an amazing woman.", ">\n\n\nand afterwards we stopped and had Ethiopian\n\nColumbus Circle? Fantastic places up there", ">\n\nWish I could remember. The place was packed. My grandmother and I sat on the end of the table with the vegetarian platter (since i was vegan) so she mostly ate the veg stuff. It was amazing. There’s a good place up in Tampa (Queen of Sheba) but nowhere near as good as this place was.", ">\n\nHe's probably lying but I wouldn't be surprised if its true. Have you ever seen DeSantis in a debate or outside of his hand-picked media reporters? He's so socially awkward and unstable and has the charisma of a garden slug.", ">\n\nTrue. I have noticed him moving his jaw from side to side in nearly every news conference when someone else is at the podium. Odd.", ">\n\nHe's got some kind of behavioral issue. He was never an appealing candidate, but he's surrounded himself and insulated himself with a core group of very politically savvy extremists that are the ones propelling him forward. He's not the political \"genius\" the media paints him out to be. His handlers are but he's an empty suit being controlled by puppeteers.", ">\n\nThat is actually slightly reassuring for someone not so in the know about him, like myself.", ">\n\nIt shouldn't be though. If you start looking in to his core group of advisors and backers these are some terrifying people.", ">\n\nIn so much as it shows his limitations.", ">\n\nTrue, he has many weaknesses. But they cover for them well.", ">\n\nTrump is desperate to make his opponents look effete to distract from his needing to have his hand held as we walked down a ramp or having to grasp a glass with two small hands or needing the power of the military to help him beat Covid.", ">\n\nCovfefe", ">\n\nHamburder flu", ">\n\nPerpetrated by the radical left gang member known as the “Hamburglar”", ">\n\nRobble robble", ">\n\nLots of self-proclaimed “alpha males” are wrestling with some cognitive dissonance today.", ">\n\nThey'll figure it out after praying to their favorite NFT of the day", ">\n\nDeSantis's response is going to be \"you know what makes me cry? CRT. Please clap.\"", ">\n\nIt was Jeb Bush that said “please clap.”", ">\n\nStandard playbook. Muddy the waters to make your opponent look “just as bad or worse” than you.", ">\n\nOr at least make up enough stories so that sane people with busy lives aren’t sure anymore. It’s what they’ve done for Zelenskyy, Thunberg, and Fauci.\nThat being said I wouldn’t be surprised if Desantis cried.", ">\n\nOn the one hand, Trump claims this any time he tells a story about anyone asking him for anything. \"He came to me with tears in his eyes.\" It's a bizarre piece of rhetoric he employs at every given opportunity. I think he thinks it makes him look magnanimous while simultaneously making the other person look weak. I have doubts that anyone has expressed any emotion in front of the man for less than $50,000 any time in the past 20 years.\nOn the other hand, DeSantis has no heart, can probably cry on command, and will crawl on his hands and knees across broken glass to jerk off a syphilitic stray dog into his own mouth if it means he gets what he wants.", ">\n\nNow thats an awful image!", ">\n\nThank you, I crafted it while taking a dump." ]

[ "Sooo, this means trump cried in front of someone when seeking endorsement? Putin?", ">\n\nExactly.", ">\n\nWell, now we know exactly who has something over him.", ">\n\nWe do, but we used to, too.", ">\n\nThanks, Mitch.", ">\n\nDonnie DOES love escalators…", ">\n\nSorry for the convenience", ">\n\nI wonder how man times he called Trump \"sir?\"", ">\n\nThis is how it went word for word.\n“Please sir, endorse me sir. How can I be as smart and as good looking as you sir? Or sir, [starts sobbing] you are so wonderful “", ">\n\nDesantis weakly salutes Dear Leader", ">\n\nThe mandatory real-fake cry claim does have Kim-Jong Il vibes.", ">\n\nRed-on-red crime is my favorite kind of crime.", ">\n\nThis one is great hecause half of their base appeal is as tough guys, so telling the nation that one of them was sobbing like a baby in front of the other is a solid move. Now Deathanus has to decide whether to just accept it and be belittled, or start to fight back and fracture the party. 10/10 can’t wait for season finale.", ">\n\nHalf of these guys wouldn’t know the difference between a hatchet and an axe and wouldn’t be able to load and shoot an AR. \nRepublicans in federal government are almost all what they would consider effeminate suburbanites.", ">\n\nIn reality yes. But we know they don’t live there. To them an obese man who wears makeup and lifted shoes while avoiding war because his feet hurt is the epitome of manly.", ">\n\nI love your username. For some reason, that line cracked up my wife and me and we say it all the time.", ">\n\nIt’s so funny how many people get the reference! Workaholics def had its fans but it was never a mainstream smash so it’s crazy how many people recognize one throwaway line from the show!\nNow get in my grapevan pls", ">\n\nCatherine Zeta Jones, she dips beneath lasers, oh oh oh", ">\n\nShe has entrapped me, and Sean Connery! OH oh OH. OH oh OHhh^hh^h", ">\n\nWhen two pieces of shit get together, there will be a whole lot of stories coming out", ">\n\nThis embarrassing DeSantis campaign ad will be played repeatedly as a hit piece. That was some insane level of bootlicking lol. For one rare moment, I think Trump is speaking the truth. DeSantis absolutely cried in front of him and maybe even got on his knees for an endorsement", ">\n\nI had to go show this to my grandma. She screams about Trump and DeSantis til her voice cracks. She said she’s never wished on anyone’s demise before them. And McConnell. The rage in her 4’11”, 74 year old body is immense.", ">\n\nSounds like you've got one righteous grandma", ">\n\nShe marched her lil ass out in January in DC to march with us during Trump’s inauguration. It was actually my 18th birthday and afterwards we stopped and had Ethiopian for the first time. Her first time trying any African food and she still talks about how much she loves it. She sat with me at a tattoo appointment and afterwards we got pizza and ice cream. I love her. She’s an amazing woman.", ">\n\n\nand afterwards we stopped and had Ethiopian\n\nColumbus Circle? Fantastic places up there", ">\n\nWish I could remember. The place was packed. My grandmother and I sat on the end of the table with the vegetarian platter (since i was vegan) so she mostly ate the veg stuff. It was amazing. There’s a good place up in Tampa (Queen of Sheba) but nowhere near as good as this place was.", ">\n\nHe's probably lying but I wouldn't be surprised if its true. Have you ever seen DeSantis in a debate or outside of his hand-picked media reporters? He's so socially awkward and unstable and has the charisma of a garden slug.", ">\n\nTrue. I have noticed him moving his jaw from side to side in nearly every news conference when someone else is at the podium. Odd.", ">\n\nHe's got some kind of behavioral issue. He was never an appealing candidate, but he's surrounded himself and insulated himself with a core group of very politically savvy extremists that are the ones propelling him forward. He's not the political \"genius\" the media paints him out to be. His handlers are but he's an empty suit being controlled by puppeteers.", ">\n\nThat is actually slightly reassuring for someone not so in the know about him, like myself.", ">\n\nIt shouldn't be though. If you start looking in to his core group of advisors and backers these are some terrifying people.", ">\n\nIn so much as it shows his limitations.", ">\n\nTrue, he has many weaknesses. But they cover for them well.", ">\n\nTrump is desperate to make his opponents look effete to distract from his needing to have his hand held as we walked down a ramp or having to grasp a glass with two small hands or needing the power of the military to help him beat Covid.", ">\n\nCovfefe", ">\n\nHamburder flu", ">\n\nPerpetrated by the radical left gang member known as the “Hamburglar”", ">\n\nRobble robble", ">\n\nLots of self-proclaimed “alpha males” are wrestling with some cognitive dissonance today.", ">\n\nThey'll figure it out after praying to their favorite NFT of the day", ">\n\nDeSantis's response is going to be \"you know what makes me cry? CRT. Please clap.\"", ">\n\nIt was Jeb Bush that said “please clap.”", ">\n\nStandard playbook. Muddy the waters to make your opponent look “just as bad or worse” than you.", ">\n\nOr at least make up enough stories so that sane people with busy lives aren’t sure anymore. It’s what they’ve done for Zelenskyy, Thunberg, and Fauci.\nThat being said I wouldn’t be surprised if Desantis cried.", ">\n\nOn the one hand, Trump claims this any time he tells a story about anyone asking him for anything. \"He came to me with tears in his eyes.\" It's a bizarre piece of rhetoric he employs at every given opportunity. I think he thinks it makes him look magnanimous while simultaneously making the other person look weak. I have doubts that anyone has expressed any emotion in front of the man for less than $50,000 any time in the past 20 years.\nOn the other hand, DeSantis has no heart, can probably cry on command, and will crawl on his hands and knees across broken glass to jerk off a syphilitic stray dog into his own mouth if it means he gets what he wants.", ">\n\nNow thats an awful image!", ">\n\nThank you, I crafted it while taking a dump.", ">\n\nHope Georgia prosecutors doesn't forget the tweet where Trump admitted to interfering in the Florida election to make sure Desantis won." ]

[ "Sooo, this means trump cried in front of someone when seeking endorsement? Putin?", ">\n\nExactly.", ">\n\nWell, now we know exactly who has something over him.", ">\n\nWe do, but we used to, too.", ">\n\nThanks, Mitch.", ">\n\nDonnie DOES love escalators…", ">\n\nSorry for the convenience", ">\n\nI wonder how man times he called Trump \"sir?\"", ">\n\nThis is how it went word for word.\n“Please sir, endorse me sir. How can I be as smart and as good looking as you sir? Or sir, [starts sobbing] you are so wonderful “", ">\n\nDesantis weakly salutes Dear Leader", ">\n\nThe mandatory real-fake cry claim does have Kim-Jong Il vibes.", ">\n\nRed-on-red crime is my favorite kind of crime.", ">\n\nThis one is great hecause half of their base appeal is as tough guys, so telling the nation that one of them was sobbing like a baby in front of the other is a solid move. Now Deathanus has to decide whether to just accept it and be belittled, or start to fight back and fracture the party. 10/10 can’t wait for season finale.", ">\n\nHalf of these guys wouldn’t know the difference between a hatchet and an axe and wouldn’t be able to load and shoot an AR. \nRepublicans in federal government are almost all what they would consider effeminate suburbanites.", ">\n\nIn reality yes. But we know they don’t live there. To them an obese man who wears makeup and lifted shoes while avoiding war because his feet hurt is the epitome of manly.", ">\n\nI love your username. For some reason, that line cracked up my wife and me and we say it all the time.", ">\n\nIt’s so funny how many people get the reference! Workaholics def had its fans but it was never a mainstream smash so it’s crazy how many people recognize one throwaway line from the show!\nNow get in my grapevan pls", ">\n\nCatherine Zeta Jones, she dips beneath lasers, oh oh oh", ">\n\nShe has entrapped me, and Sean Connery! OH oh OH. OH oh OHhh^hh^h", ">\n\nWhen two pieces of shit get together, there will be a whole lot of stories coming out", ">\n\nThis embarrassing DeSantis campaign ad will be played repeatedly as a hit piece. That was some insane level of bootlicking lol. For one rare moment, I think Trump is speaking the truth. DeSantis absolutely cried in front of him and maybe even got on his knees for an endorsement", ">\n\nI had to go show this to my grandma. She screams about Trump and DeSantis til her voice cracks. She said she’s never wished on anyone’s demise before them. And McConnell. The rage in her 4’11”, 74 year old body is immense.", ">\n\nSounds like you've got one righteous grandma", ">\n\nShe marched her lil ass out in January in DC to march with us during Trump’s inauguration. It was actually my 18th birthday and afterwards we stopped and had Ethiopian for the first time. Her first time trying any African food and she still talks about how much she loves it. She sat with me at a tattoo appointment and afterwards we got pizza and ice cream. I love her. She’s an amazing woman.", ">\n\n\nand afterwards we stopped and had Ethiopian\n\nColumbus Circle? Fantastic places up there", ">\n\nWish I could remember. The place was packed. My grandmother and I sat on the end of the table with the vegetarian platter (since i was vegan) so she mostly ate the veg stuff. It was amazing. There’s a good place up in Tampa (Queen of Sheba) but nowhere near as good as this place was.", ">\n\nHe's probably lying but I wouldn't be surprised if its true. Have you ever seen DeSantis in a debate or outside of his hand-picked media reporters? He's so socially awkward and unstable and has the charisma of a garden slug.", ">\n\nTrue. I have noticed him moving his jaw from side to side in nearly every news conference when someone else is at the podium. Odd.", ">\n\nHe's got some kind of behavioral issue. He was never an appealing candidate, but he's surrounded himself and insulated himself with a core group of very politically savvy extremists that are the ones propelling him forward. He's not the political \"genius\" the media paints him out to be. His handlers are but he's an empty suit being controlled by puppeteers.", ">\n\nThat is actually slightly reassuring for someone not so in the know about him, like myself.", ">\n\nIt shouldn't be though. If you start looking in to his core group of advisors and backers these are some terrifying people.", ">\n\nIn so much as it shows his limitations.", ">\n\nTrue, he has many weaknesses. But they cover for them well.", ">\n\nTrump is desperate to make his opponents look effete to distract from his needing to have his hand held as we walked down a ramp or having to grasp a glass with two small hands or needing the power of the military to help him beat Covid.", ">\n\nCovfefe", ">\n\nHamburder flu", ">\n\nPerpetrated by the radical left gang member known as the “Hamburglar”", ">\n\nRobble robble", ">\n\nLots of self-proclaimed “alpha males” are wrestling with some cognitive dissonance today.", ">\n\nThey'll figure it out after praying to their favorite NFT of the day", ">\n\nDeSantis's response is going to be \"you know what makes me cry? CRT. Please clap.\"", ">\n\nIt was Jeb Bush that said “please clap.”", ">\n\nStandard playbook. Muddy the waters to make your opponent look “just as bad or worse” than you.", ">\n\nOr at least make up enough stories so that sane people with busy lives aren’t sure anymore. It’s what they’ve done for Zelenskyy, Thunberg, and Fauci.\nThat being said I wouldn’t be surprised if Desantis cried.", ">\n\nOn the one hand, Trump claims this any time he tells a story about anyone asking him for anything. \"He came to me with tears in his eyes.\" It's a bizarre piece of rhetoric he employs at every given opportunity. I think he thinks it makes him look magnanimous while simultaneously making the other person look weak. I have doubts that anyone has expressed any emotion in front of the man for less than $50,000 any time in the past 20 years.\nOn the other hand, DeSantis has no heart, can probably cry on command, and will crawl on his hands and knees across broken glass to jerk off a syphilitic stray dog into his own mouth if it means he gets what he wants.", ">\n\nNow thats an awful image!", ">\n\nThank you, I crafted it while taking a dump.", ">\n\nHope Georgia prosecutors doesn't forget the tweet where Trump admitted to interfering in the Florida election to make sure Desantis won.", ">\n\nAnd everybody clapped." ]

[ "Sooo, this means trump cried in front of someone when seeking endorsement? Putin?", ">\n\nExactly.", ">\n\nWell, now we know exactly who has something over him.", ">\n\nWe do, but we used to, too.", ">\n\nThanks, Mitch.", ">\n\nDonnie DOES love escalators…", ">\n\nSorry for the convenience", ">\n\nI wonder how man times he called Trump \"sir?\"", ">\n\nThis is how it went word for word.\n“Please sir, endorse me sir. How can I be as smart and as good looking as you sir? Or sir, [starts sobbing] you are so wonderful “", ">\n\nDesantis weakly salutes Dear Leader", ">\n\nThe mandatory real-fake cry claim does have Kim-Jong Il vibes.", ">\n\nRed-on-red crime is my favorite kind of crime.", ">\n\nThis one is great hecause half of their base appeal is as tough guys, so telling the nation that one of them was sobbing like a baby in front of the other is a solid move. Now Deathanus has to decide whether to just accept it and be belittled, or start to fight back and fracture the party. 10/10 can’t wait for season finale.", ">\n\nHalf of these guys wouldn’t know the difference between a hatchet and an axe and wouldn’t be able to load and shoot an AR. \nRepublicans in federal government are almost all what they would consider effeminate suburbanites.", ">\n\nIn reality yes. But we know they don’t live there. To them an obese man who wears makeup and lifted shoes while avoiding war because his feet hurt is the epitome of manly.", ">\n\nI love your username. For some reason, that line cracked up my wife and me and we say it all the time.", ">\n\nIt’s so funny how many people get the reference! Workaholics def had its fans but it was never a mainstream smash so it’s crazy how many people recognize one throwaway line from the show!\nNow get in my grapevan pls", ">\n\nCatherine Zeta Jones, she dips beneath lasers, oh oh oh", ">\n\nShe has entrapped me, and Sean Connery! OH oh OH. OH oh OHhh^hh^h", ">\n\nWhen two pieces of shit get together, there will be a whole lot of stories coming out", ">\n\nThis embarrassing DeSantis campaign ad will be played repeatedly as a hit piece. That was some insane level of bootlicking lol. For one rare moment, I think Trump is speaking the truth. DeSantis absolutely cried in front of him and maybe even got on his knees for an endorsement", ">\n\nI had to go show this to my grandma. She screams about Trump and DeSantis til her voice cracks. She said she’s never wished on anyone’s demise before them. And McConnell. The rage in her 4’11”, 74 year old body is immense.", ">\n\nSounds like you've got one righteous grandma", ">\n\nShe marched her lil ass out in January in DC to march with us during Trump’s inauguration. It was actually my 18th birthday and afterwards we stopped and had Ethiopian for the first time. Her first time trying any African food and she still talks about how much she loves it. She sat with me at a tattoo appointment and afterwards we got pizza and ice cream. I love her. She’s an amazing woman.", ">\n\n\nand afterwards we stopped and had Ethiopian\n\nColumbus Circle? Fantastic places up there", ">\n\nWish I could remember. The place was packed. My grandmother and I sat on the end of the table with the vegetarian platter (since i was vegan) so she mostly ate the veg stuff. It was amazing. There’s a good place up in Tampa (Queen of Sheba) but nowhere near as good as this place was.", ">\n\nHe's probably lying but I wouldn't be surprised if its true. Have you ever seen DeSantis in a debate or outside of his hand-picked media reporters? He's so socially awkward and unstable and has the charisma of a garden slug.", ">\n\nTrue. I have noticed him moving his jaw from side to side in nearly every news conference when someone else is at the podium. Odd.", ">\n\nHe's got some kind of behavioral issue. He was never an appealing candidate, but he's surrounded himself and insulated himself with a core group of very politically savvy extremists that are the ones propelling him forward. He's not the political \"genius\" the media paints him out to be. His handlers are but he's an empty suit being controlled by puppeteers.", ">\n\nThat is actually slightly reassuring for someone not so in the know about him, like myself.", ">\n\nIt shouldn't be though. If you start looking in to his core group of advisors and backers these are some terrifying people.", ">\n\nIn so much as it shows his limitations.", ">\n\nTrue, he has many weaknesses. But they cover for them well.", ">\n\nTrump is desperate to make his opponents look effete to distract from his needing to have his hand held as we walked down a ramp or having to grasp a glass with two small hands or needing the power of the military to help him beat Covid.", ">\n\nCovfefe", ">\n\nHamburder flu", ">\n\nPerpetrated by the radical left gang member known as the “Hamburglar”", ">\n\nRobble robble", ">\n\nLots of self-proclaimed “alpha males” are wrestling with some cognitive dissonance today.", ">\n\nThey'll figure it out after praying to their favorite NFT of the day", ">\n\nDeSantis's response is going to be \"you know what makes me cry? CRT. Please clap.\"", ">\n\nIt was Jeb Bush that said “please clap.”", ">\n\nStandard playbook. Muddy the waters to make your opponent look “just as bad or worse” than you.", ">\n\nOr at least make up enough stories so that sane people with busy lives aren’t sure anymore. It’s what they’ve done for Zelenskyy, Thunberg, and Fauci.\nThat being said I wouldn’t be surprised if Desantis cried.", ">\n\nOn the one hand, Trump claims this any time he tells a story about anyone asking him for anything. \"He came to me with tears in his eyes.\" It's a bizarre piece of rhetoric he employs at every given opportunity. I think he thinks it makes him look magnanimous while simultaneously making the other person look weak. I have doubts that anyone has expressed any emotion in front of the man for less than $50,000 any time in the past 20 years.\nOn the other hand, DeSantis has no heart, can probably cry on command, and will crawl on his hands and knees across broken glass to jerk off a syphilitic stray dog into his own mouth if it means he gets what he wants.", ">\n\nNow thats an awful image!", ">\n\nThank you, I crafted it while taking a dump.", ">\n\nHope Georgia prosecutors doesn't forget the tweet where Trump admitted to interfering in the Florida election to make sure Desantis won.", ">\n\nAnd everybody clapped.", ">\n\nI dunno, I imagine a lot of people cry when they have to interact with him." ]

[ "Sooo, this means trump cried in front of someone when seeking endorsement? Putin?", ">\n\nExactly.", ">\n\nWell, now we know exactly who has something over him.", ">\n\nWe do, but we used to, too.", ">\n\nThanks, Mitch.", ">\n\nDonnie DOES love escalators…", ">\n\nSorry for the convenience", ">\n\nI wonder how man times he called Trump \"sir?\"", ">\n\nThis is how it went word for word.\n“Please sir, endorse me sir. How can I be as smart and as good looking as you sir? Or sir, [starts sobbing] you are so wonderful “", ">\n\nDesantis weakly salutes Dear Leader", ">\n\nThe mandatory real-fake cry claim does have Kim-Jong Il vibes.", ">\n\nRed-on-red crime is my favorite kind of crime.", ">\n\nThis one is great hecause half of their base appeal is as tough guys, so telling the nation that one of them was sobbing like a baby in front of the other is a solid move. Now Deathanus has to decide whether to just accept it and be belittled, or start to fight back and fracture the party. 10/10 can’t wait for season finale.", ">\n\nHalf of these guys wouldn’t know the difference between a hatchet and an axe and wouldn’t be able to load and shoot an AR. \nRepublicans in federal government are almost all what they would consider effeminate suburbanites.", ">\n\nIn reality yes. But we know they don’t live there. To them an obese man who wears makeup and lifted shoes while avoiding war because his feet hurt is the epitome of manly.", ">\n\nI love your username. For some reason, that line cracked up my wife and me and we say it all the time.", ">\n\nIt’s so funny how many people get the reference! Workaholics def had its fans but it was never a mainstream smash so it’s crazy how many people recognize one throwaway line from the show!\nNow get in my grapevan pls", ">\n\nCatherine Zeta Jones, she dips beneath lasers, oh oh oh", ">\n\nShe has entrapped me, and Sean Connery! OH oh OH. OH oh OHhh^hh^h", ">\n\nWhen two pieces of shit get together, there will be a whole lot of stories coming out", ">\n\nThis embarrassing DeSantis campaign ad will be played repeatedly as a hit piece. That was some insane level of bootlicking lol. For one rare moment, I think Trump is speaking the truth. DeSantis absolutely cried in front of him and maybe even got on his knees for an endorsement", ">\n\nI had to go show this to my grandma. She screams about Trump and DeSantis til her voice cracks. She said she’s never wished on anyone’s demise before them. And McConnell. The rage in her 4’11”, 74 year old body is immense.", ">\n\nSounds like you've got one righteous grandma", ">\n\nShe marched her lil ass out in January in DC to march with us during Trump’s inauguration. It was actually my 18th birthday and afterwards we stopped and had Ethiopian for the first time. Her first time trying any African food and she still talks about how much she loves it. She sat with me at a tattoo appointment and afterwards we got pizza and ice cream. I love her. She’s an amazing woman.", ">\n\n\nand afterwards we stopped and had Ethiopian\n\nColumbus Circle? Fantastic places up there", ">\n\nWish I could remember. The place was packed. My grandmother and I sat on the end of the table with the vegetarian platter (since i was vegan) so she mostly ate the veg stuff. It was amazing. There’s a good place up in Tampa (Queen of Sheba) but nowhere near as good as this place was.", ">\n\nHe's probably lying but I wouldn't be surprised if its true. Have you ever seen DeSantis in a debate or outside of his hand-picked media reporters? He's so socially awkward and unstable and has the charisma of a garden slug.", ">\n\nTrue. I have noticed him moving his jaw from side to side in nearly every news conference when someone else is at the podium. Odd.", ">\n\nHe's got some kind of behavioral issue. He was never an appealing candidate, but he's surrounded himself and insulated himself with a core group of very politically savvy extremists that are the ones propelling him forward. He's not the political \"genius\" the media paints him out to be. His handlers are but he's an empty suit being controlled by puppeteers.", ">\n\nThat is actually slightly reassuring for someone not so in the know about him, like myself.", ">\n\nIt shouldn't be though. If you start looking in to his core group of advisors and backers these are some terrifying people.", ">\n\nIn so much as it shows his limitations.", ">\n\nTrue, he has many weaknesses. But they cover for them well.", ">\n\nTrump is desperate to make his opponents look effete to distract from his needing to have his hand held as we walked down a ramp or having to grasp a glass with two small hands or needing the power of the military to help him beat Covid.", ">\n\nCovfefe", ">\n\nHamburder flu", ">\n\nPerpetrated by the radical left gang member known as the “Hamburglar”", ">\n\nRobble robble", ">\n\nLots of self-proclaimed “alpha males” are wrestling with some cognitive dissonance today.", ">\n\nThey'll figure it out after praying to their favorite NFT of the day", ">\n\nDeSantis's response is going to be \"you know what makes me cry? CRT. Please clap.\"", ">\n\nIt was Jeb Bush that said “please clap.”", ">\n\nStandard playbook. Muddy the waters to make your opponent look “just as bad or worse” than you.", ">\n\nOr at least make up enough stories so that sane people with busy lives aren’t sure anymore. It’s what they’ve done for Zelenskyy, Thunberg, and Fauci.\nThat being said I wouldn’t be surprised if Desantis cried.", ">\n\nOn the one hand, Trump claims this any time he tells a story about anyone asking him for anything. \"He came to me with tears in his eyes.\" It's a bizarre piece of rhetoric he employs at every given opportunity. I think he thinks it makes him look magnanimous while simultaneously making the other person look weak. I have doubts that anyone has expressed any emotion in front of the man for less than $50,000 any time in the past 20 years.\nOn the other hand, DeSantis has no heart, can probably cry on command, and will crawl on his hands and knees across broken glass to jerk off a syphilitic stray dog into his own mouth if it means he gets what he wants.", ">\n\nNow thats an awful image!", ">\n\nThank you, I crafted it while taking a dump.", ">\n\nHope Georgia prosecutors doesn't forget the tweet where Trump admitted to interfering in the Florida election to make sure Desantis won.", ">\n\nAnd everybody clapped.", ">\n\nI dunno, I imagine a lot of people cry when they have to interact with him.", ">\n\nDesantis...\"I've seen the pee tape, and it is the most humiliation thing I've ever seen. Donald even got some in his mouth.\"" ]

[ "Sooo, this means trump cried in front of someone when seeking endorsement? Putin?", ">\n\nExactly.", ">\n\nWell, now we know exactly who has something over him.", ">\n\nWe do, but we used to, too.", ">\n\nThanks, Mitch.", ">\n\nDonnie DOES love escalators…", ">\n\nSorry for the convenience", ">\n\nI wonder how man times he called Trump \"sir?\"", ">\n\nThis is how it went word for word.\n“Please sir, endorse me sir. How can I be as smart and as good looking as you sir? Or sir, [starts sobbing] you are so wonderful “", ">\n\nDesantis weakly salutes Dear Leader", ">\n\nThe mandatory real-fake cry claim does have Kim-Jong Il vibes.", ">\n\nRed-on-red crime is my favorite kind of crime.", ">\n\nThis one is great hecause half of their base appeal is as tough guys, so telling the nation that one of them was sobbing like a baby in front of the other is a solid move. Now Deathanus has to decide whether to just accept it and be belittled, or start to fight back and fracture the party. 10/10 can’t wait for season finale.", ">\n\nHalf of these guys wouldn’t know the difference between a hatchet and an axe and wouldn’t be able to load and shoot an AR. \nRepublicans in federal government are almost all what they would consider effeminate suburbanites.", ">\n\nIn reality yes. But we know they don’t live there. To them an obese man who wears makeup and lifted shoes while avoiding war because his feet hurt is the epitome of manly.", ">\n\nI love your username. For some reason, that line cracked up my wife and me and we say it all the time.", ">\n\nIt’s so funny how many people get the reference! Workaholics def had its fans but it was never a mainstream smash so it’s crazy how many people recognize one throwaway line from the show!\nNow get in my grapevan pls", ">\n\nCatherine Zeta Jones, she dips beneath lasers, oh oh oh", ">\n\nShe has entrapped me, and Sean Connery! OH oh OH. OH oh OHhh^hh^h", ">\n\nWhen two pieces of shit get together, there will be a whole lot of stories coming out", ">\n\nThis embarrassing DeSantis campaign ad will be played repeatedly as a hit piece. That was some insane level of bootlicking lol. For one rare moment, I think Trump is speaking the truth. DeSantis absolutely cried in front of him and maybe even got on his knees for an endorsement", ">\n\nI had to go show this to my grandma. She screams about Trump and DeSantis til her voice cracks. She said she’s never wished on anyone’s demise before them. And McConnell. The rage in her 4’11”, 74 year old body is immense.", ">\n\nSounds like you've got one righteous grandma", ">\n\nShe marched her lil ass out in January in DC to march with us during Trump’s inauguration. It was actually my 18th birthday and afterwards we stopped and had Ethiopian for the first time. Her first time trying any African food and she still talks about how much she loves it. She sat with me at a tattoo appointment and afterwards we got pizza and ice cream. I love her. She’s an amazing woman.", ">\n\n\nand afterwards we stopped and had Ethiopian\n\nColumbus Circle? Fantastic places up there", ">\n\nWish I could remember. The place was packed. My grandmother and I sat on the end of the table with the vegetarian platter (since i was vegan) so she mostly ate the veg stuff. It was amazing. There’s a good place up in Tampa (Queen of Sheba) but nowhere near as good as this place was.", ">\n\nHe's probably lying but I wouldn't be surprised if its true. Have you ever seen DeSantis in a debate or outside of his hand-picked media reporters? He's so socially awkward and unstable and has the charisma of a garden slug.", ">\n\nTrue. I have noticed him moving his jaw from side to side in nearly every news conference when someone else is at the podium. Odd.", ">\n\nHe's got some kind of behavioral issue. He was never an appealing candidate, but he's surrounded himself and insulated himself with a core group of very politically savvy extremists that are the ones propelling him forward. He's not the political \"genius\" the media paints him out to be. His handlers are but he's an empty suit being controlled by puppeteers.", ">\n\nThat is actually slightly reassuring for someone not so in the know about him, like myself.", ">\n\nIt shouldn't be though. If you start looking in to his core group of advisors and backers these are some terrifying people.", ">\n\nIn so much as it shows his limitations.", ">\n\nTrue, he has many weaknesses. But they cover for them well.", ">\n\nTrump is desperate to make his opponents look effete to distract from his needing to have his hand held as we walked down a ramp or having to grasp a glass with two small hands or needing the power of the military to help him beat Covid.", ">\n\nCovfefe", ">\n\nHamburder flu", ">\n\nPerpetrated by the radical left gang member known as the “Hamburglar”", ">\n\nRobble robble", ">\n\nLots of self-proclaimed “alpha males” are wrestling with some cognitive dissonance today.", ">\n\nThey'll figure it out after praying to their favorite NFT of the day", ">\n\nDeSantis's response is going to be \"you know what makes me cry? CRT. Please clap.\"", ">\n\nIt was Jeb Bush that said “please clap.”", ">\n\nStandard playbook. Muddy the waters to make your opponent look “just as bad or worse” than you.", ">\n\nOr at least make up enough stories so that sane people with busy lives aren’t sure anymore. It’s what they’ve done for Zelenskyy, Thunberg, and Fauci.\nThat being said I wouldn’t be surprised if Desantis cried.", ">\n\nOn the one hand, Trump claims this any time he tells a story about anyone asking him for anything. \"He came to me with tears in his eyes.\" It's a bizarre piece of rhetoric he employs at every given opportunity. I think he thinks it makes him look magnanimous while simultaneously making the other person look weak. I have doubts that anyone has expressed any emotion in front of the man for less than $50,000 any time in the past 20 years.\nOn the other hand, DeSantis has no heart, can probably cry on command, and will crawl on his hands and knees across broken glass to jerk off a syphilitic stray dog into his own mouth if it means he gets what he wants.", ">\n\nNow thats an awful image!", ">\n\nThank you, I crafted it while taking a dump.", ">\n\nHope Georgia prosecutors doesn't forget the tweet where Trump admitted to interfering in the Florida election to make sure Desantis won.", ">\n\nAnd everybody clapped.", ">\n\nI dunno, I imagine a lot of people cry when they have to interact with him.", ">\n\nDesantis...\"I've seen the pee tape, and it is the most humiliation thing I've ever seen. Donald even got some in his mouth.\"", ">\n\nIt's just DJT pissing up into his own mouth on a bed the Obama's slept on at the Kremlin" ]

[ "Sooo, this means trump cried in front of someone when seeking endorsement? Putin?", ">\n\nExactly.", ">\n\nWell, now we know exactly who has something over him.", ">\n\nWe do, but we used to, too.", ">\n\nThanks, Mitch.", ">\n\nDonnie DOES love escalators…", ">\n\nSorry for the convenience", ">\n\nI wonder how man times he called Trump \"sir?\"", ">\n\nThis is how it went word for word.\n“Please sir, endorse me sir. How can I be as smart and as good looking as you sir? Or sir, [starts sobbing] you are so wonderful “", ">\n\nDesantis weakly salutes Dear Leader", ">\n\nThe mandatory real-fake cry claim does have Kim-Jong Il vibes.", ">\n\nRed-on-red crime is my favorite kind of crime.", ">\n\nThis one is great hecause half of their base appeal is as tough guys, so telling the nation that one of them was sobbing like a baby in front of the other is a solid move. Now Deathanus has to decide whether to just accept it and be belittled, or start to fight back and fracture the party. 10/10 can’t wait for season finale.", ">\n\nHalf of these guys wouldn’t know the difference between a hatchet and an axe and wouldn’t be able to load and shoot an AR. \nRepublicans in federal government are almost all what they would consider effeminate suburbanites.", ">\n\nIn reality yes. But we know they don’t live there. To them an obese man who wears makeup and lifted shoes while avoiding war because his feet hurt is the epitome of manly.", ">\n\nI love your username. For some reason, that line cracked up my wife and me and we say it all the time.", ">\n\nIt’s so funny how many people get the reference! Workaholics def had its fans but it was never a mainstream smash so it’s crazy how many people recognize one throwaway line from the show!\nNow get in my grapevan pls", ">\n\nCatherine Zeta Jones, she dips beneath lasers, oh oh oh", ">\n\nShe has entrapped me, and Sean Connery! OH oh OH. OH oh OHhh^hh^h", ">\n\nWhen two pieces of shit get together, there will be a whole lot of stories coming out", ">\n\nThis embarrassing DeSantis campaign ad will be played repeatedly as a hit piece. That was some insane level of bootlicking lol. For one rare moment, I think Trump is speaking the truth. DeSantis absolutely cried in front of him and maybe even got on his knees for an endorsement", ">\n\nI had to go show this to my grandma. She screams about Trump and DeSantis til her voice cracks. She said she’s never wished on anyone’s demise before them. And McConnell. The rage in her 4’11”, 74 year old body is immense.", ">\n\nSounds like you've got one righteous grandma", ">\n\nShe marched her lil ass out in January in DC to march with us during Trump’s inauguration. It was actually my 18th birthday and afterwards we stopped and had Ethiopian for the first time. Her first time trying any African food and she still talks about how much she loves it. She sat with me at a tattoo appointment and afterwards we got pizza and ice cream. I love her. She’s an amazing woman.", ">\n\n\nand afterwards we stopped and had Ethiopian\n\nColumbus Circle? Fantastic places up there", ">\n\nWish I could remember. The place was packed. My grandmother and I sat on the end of the table with the vegetarian platter (since i was vegan) so she mostly ate the veg stuff. It was amazing. There’s a good place up in Tampa (Queen of Sheba) but nowhere near as good as this place was.", ">\n\nHe's probably lying but I wouldn't be surprised if its true. Have you ever seen DeSantis in a debate or outside of his hand-picked media reporters? He's so socially awkward and unstable and has the charisma of a garden slug.", ">\n\nTrue. I have noticed him moving his jaw from side to side in nearly every news conference when someone else is at the podium. Odd.", ">\n\nHe's got some kind of behavioral issue. He was never an appealing candidate, but he's surrounded himself and insulated himself with a core group of very politically savvy extremists that are the ones propelling him forward. He's not the political \"genius\" the media paints him out to be. His handlers are but he's an empty suit being controlled by puppeteers.", ">\n\nThat is actually slightly reassuring for someone not so in the know about him, like myself.", ">\n\nIt shouldn't be though. If you start looking in to his core group of advisors and backers these are some terrifying people.", ">\n\nIn so much as it shows his limitations.", ">\n\nTrue, he has many weaknesses. But they cover for them well.", ">\n\nTrump is desperate to make his opponents look effete to distract from his needing to have his hand held as we walked down a ramp or having to grasp a glass with two small hands or needing the power of the military to help him beat Covid.", ">\n\nCovfefe", ">\n\nHamburder flu", ">\n\nPerpetrated by the radical left gang member known as the “Hamburglar”", ">\n\nRobble robble", ">\n\nLots of self-proclaimed “alpha males” are wrestling with some cognitive dissonance today.", ">\n\nThey'll figure it out after praying to their favorite NFT of the day", ">\n\nDeSantis's response is going to be \"you know what makes me cry? CRT. Please clap.\"", ">\n\nIt was Jeb Bush that said “please clap.”", ">\n\nStandard playbook. Muddy the waters to make your opponent look “just as bad or worse” than you.", ">\n\nOr at least make up enough stories so that sane people with busy lives aren’t sure anymore. It’s what they’ve done for Zelenskyy, Thunberg, and Fauci.\nThat being said I wouldn’t be surprised if Desantis cried.", ">\n\nOn the one hand, Trump claims this any time he tells a story about anyone asking him for anything. \"He came to me with tears in his eyes.\" It's a bizarre piece of rhetoric he employs at every given opportunity. I think he thinks it makes him look magnanimous while simultaneously making the other person look weak. I have doubts that anyone has expressed any emotion in front of the man for less than $50,000 any time in the past 20 years.\nOn the other hand, DeSantis has no heart, can probably cry on command, and will crawl on his hands and knees across broken glass to jerk off a syphilitic stray dog into his own mouth if it means he gets what he wants.", ">\n\nNow thats an awful image!", ">\n\nThank you, I crafted it while taking a dump.", ">\n\nHope Georgia prosecutors doesn't forget the tweet where Trump admitted to interfering in the Florida election to make sure Desantis won.", ">\n\nAnd everybody clapped.", ">\n\nI dunno, I imagine a lot of people cry when they have to interact with him.", ">\n\nDesantis...\"I've seen the pee tape, and it is the most humiliation thing I've ever seen. Donald even got some in his mouth.\"", ">\n\nIt's just DJT pissing up into his own mouth on a bed the Obama's slept on at the Kremlin", ">\n\nTo be fair, getting a close up whiff of scrambled Sudafed and BigMac diaper blowouts tends to make one’s eyes run a bit." ]

[ "Sooo, this means trump cried in front of someone when seeking endorsement? Putin?", ">\n\nExactly.", ">\n\nWell, now we know exactly who has something over him.", ">\n\nWe do, but we used to, too.", ">\n\nThanks, Mitch.", ">\n\nDonnie DOES love escalators…", ">\n\nSorry for the convenience", ">\n\nI wonder how man times he called Trump \"sir?\"", ">\n\nThis is how it went word for word.\n“Please sir, endorse me sir. How can I be as smart and as good looking as you sir? Or sir, [starts sobbing] you are so wonderful “", ">\n\nDesantis weakly salutes Dear Leader", ">\n\nThe mandatory real-fake cry claim does have Kim-Jong Il vibes.", ">\n\nRed-on-red crime is my favorite kind of crime.", ">\n\nThis one is great hecause half of their base appeal is as tough guys, so telling the nation that one of them was sobbing like a baby in front of the other is a solid move. Now Deathanus has to decide whether to just accept it and be belittled, or start to fight back and fracture the party. 10/10 can’t wait for season finale.", ">\n\nHalf of these guys wouldn’t know the difference between a hatchet and an axe and wouldn’t be able to load and shoot an AR. \nRepublicans in federal government are almost all what they would consider effeminate suburbanites.", ">\n\nIn reality yes. But we know they don’t live there. To them an obese man who wears makeup and lifted shoes while avoiding war because his feet hurt is the epitome of manly.", ">\n\nI love your username. For some reason, that line cracked up my wife and me and we say it all the time.", ">\n\nIt’s so funny how many people get the reference! Workaholics def had its fans but it was never a mainstream smash so it’s crazy how many people recognize one throwaway line from the show!\nNow get in my grapevan pls", ">\n\nCatherine Zeta Jones, she dips beneath lasers, oh oh oh", ">\n\nShe has entrapped me, and Sean Connery! OH oh OH. OH oh OHhh^hh^h", ">\n\nWhen two pieces of shit get together, there will be a whole lot of stories coming out", ">\n\nThis embarrassing DeSantis campaign ad will be played repeatedly as a hit piece. That was some insane level of bootlicking lol. For one rare moment, I think Trump is speaking the truth. DeSantis absolutely cried in front of him and maybe even got on his knees for an endorsement", ">\n\nI had to go show this to my grandma. She screams about Trump and DeSantis til her voice cracks. She said she’s never wished on anyone’s demise before them. And McConnell. The rage in her 4’11”, 74 year old body is immense.", ">\n\nSounds like you've got one righteous grandma", ">\n\nShe marched her lil ass out in January in DC to march with us during Trump’s inauguration. It was actually my 18th birthday and afterwards we stopped and had Ethiopian for the first time. Her first time trying any African food and she still talks about how much she loves it. She sat with me at a tattoo appointment and afterwards we got pizza and ice cream. I love her. She’s an amazing woman.", ">\n\n\nand afterwards we stopped and had Ethiopian\n\nColumbus Circle? Fantastic places up there", ">\n\nWish I could remember. The place was packed. My grandmother and I sat on the end of the table with the vegetarian platter (since i was vegan) so she mostly ate the veg stuff. It was amazing. There’s a good place up in Tampa (Queen of Sheba) but nowhere near as good as this place was.", ">\n\nHe's probably lying but I wouldn't be surprised if its true. Have you ever seen DeSantis in a debate or outside of his hand-picked media reporters? He's so socially awkward and unstable and has the charisma of a garden slug.", ">\n\nTrue. I have noticed him moving his jaw from side to side in nearly every news conference when someone else is at the podium. Odd.", ">\n\nHe's got some kind of behavioral issue. He was never an appealing candidate, but he's surrounded himself and insulated himself with a core group of very politically savvy extremists that are the ones propelling him forward. He's not the political \"genius\" the media paints him out to be. His handlers are but he's an empty suit being controlled by puppeteers.", ">\n\nThat is actually slightly reassuring for someone not so in the know about him, like myself.", ">\n\nIt shouldn't be though. If you start looking in to his core group of advisors and backers these are some terrifying people.", ">\n\nIn so much as it shows his limitations.", ">\n\nTrue, he has many weaknesses. But they cover for them well.", ">\n\nTrump is desperate to make his opponents look effete to distract from his needing to have his hand held as we walked down a ramp or having to grasp a glass with two small hands or needing the power of the military to help him beat Covid.", ">\n\nCovfefe", ">\n\nHamburder flu", ">\n\nPerpetrated by the radical left gang member known as the “Hamburglar”", ">\n\nRobble robble", ">\n\nLots of self-proclaimed “alpha males” are wrestling with some cognitive dissonance today.", ">\n\nThey'll figure it out after praying to their favorite NFT of the day", ">\n\nDeSantis's response is going to be \"you know what makes me cry? CRT. Please clap.\"", ">\n\nIt was Jeb Bush that said “please clap.”", ">\n\nStandard playbook. Muddy the waters to make your opponent look “just as bad or worse” than you.", ">\n\nOr at least make up enough stories so that sane people with busy lives aren’t sure anymore. It’s what they’ve done for Zelenskyy, Thunberg, and Fauci.\nThat being said I wouldn’t be surprised if Desantis cried.", ">\n\nOn the one hand, Trump claims this any time he tells a story about anyone asking him for anything. \"He came to me with tears in his eyes.\" It's a bizarre piece of rhetoric he employs at every given opportunity. I think he thinks it makes him look magnanimous while simultaneously making the other person look weak. I have doubts that anyone has expressed any emotion in front of the man for less than $50,000 any time in the past 20 years.\nOn the other hand, DeSantis has no heart, can probably cry on command, and will crawl on his hands and knees across broken glass to jerk off a syphilitic stray dog into his own mouth if it means he gets what he wants.", ">\n\nNow thats an awful image!", ">\n\nThank you, I crafted it while taking a dump.", ">\n\nHope Georgia prosecutors doesn't forget the tweet where Trump admitted to interfering in the Florida election to make sure Desantis won.", ">\n\nAnd everybody clapped.", ">\n\nI dunno, I imagine a lot of people cry when they have to interact with him.", ">\n\nDesantis...\"I've seen the pee tape, and it is the most humiliation thing I've ever seen. Donald even got some in his mouth.\"", ">\n\nIt's just DJT pissing up into his own mouth on a bed the Obama's slept on at the Kremlin", ">\n\nTo be fair, getting a close up whiff of scrambled Sudafed and BigMac diaper blowouts tends to make one’s eyes run a bit.", ">\n\nDesantis is garbage. But this story likely isn't true. Trump claims people cry in front of him all the time. Many of those people aren't even real, they are just folks he made up in his head in the moment. \n\"This big guy, some say a former marine, a lot of people are saying it, really big, tough guy, and he came to me, tears in his eyes, and he said 'Mister Trump, you saved my life,' and it's true, I did save his life, I fought next to him in Afghanistan, that's what people are saying, and you know what? Maybe they're right, maybe I did kill 100 terrorists, because I know terrorists, some of them are my friends, and I say to terrorists, stop with that terror, and you know what? They stop. No one else knows terror and anti-terror like I do, just like that marine said.\"" ]

[ "Sooo, this means trump cried in front of someone when seeking endorsement? Putin?", ">\n\nExactly.", ">\n\nWell, now we know exactly who has something over him.", ">\n\nWe do, but we used to, too.", ">\n\nThanks, Mitch.", ">\n\nDonnie DOES love escalators…", ">\n\nSorry for the convenience", ">\n\nI wonder how man times he called Trump \"sir?\"", ">\n\nThis is how it went word for word.\n“Please sir, endorse me sir. How can I be as smart and as good looking as you sir? Or sir, [starts sobbing] you are so wonderful “", ">\n\nDesantis weakly salutes Dear Leader", ">\n\nThe mandatory real-fake cry claim does have Kim-Jong Il vibes.", ">\n\nRed-on-red crime is my favorite kind of crime.", ">\n\nThis one is great hecause half of their base appeal is as tough guys, so telling the nation that one of them was sobbing like a baby in front of the other is a solid move. Now Deathanus has to decide whether to just accept it and be belittled, or start to fight back and fracture the party. 10/10 can’t wait for season finale.", ">\n\nHalf of these guys wouldn’t know the difference between a hatchet and an axe and wouldn’t be able to load and shoot an AR. \nRepublicans in federal government are almost all what they would consider effeminate suburbanites.", ">\n\nIn reality yes. But we know they don’t live there. To them an obese man who wears makeup and lifted shoes while avoiding war because his feet hurt is the epitome of manly.", ">\n\nI love your username. For some reason, that line cracked up my wife and me and we say it all the time.", ">\n\nIt’s so funny how many people get the reference! Workaholics def had its fans but it was never a mainstream smash so it’s crazy how many people recognize one throwaway line from the show!\nNow get in my grapevan pls", ">\n\nCatherine Zeta Jones, she dips beneath lasers, oh oh oh", ">\n\nShe has entrapped me, and Sean Connery! OH oh OH. OH oh OHhh^hh^h", ">\n\nWhen two pieces of shit get together, there will be a whole lot of stories coming out", ">\n\nThis embarrassing DeSantis campaign ad will be played repeatedly as a hit piece. That was some insane level of bootlicking lol. For one rare moment, I think Trump is speaking the truth. DeSantis absolutely cried in front of him and maybe even got on his knees for an endorsement", ">\n\nI had to go show this to my grandma. She screams about Trump and DeSantis til her voice cracks. She said she’s never wished on anyone’s demise before them. And McConnell. The rage in her 4’11”, 74 year old body is immense.", ">\n\nSounds like you've got one righteous grandma", ">\n\nShe marched her lil ass out in January in DC to march with us during Trump’s inauguration. It was actually my 18th birthday and afterwards we stopped and had Ethiopian for the first time. Her first time trying any African food and she still talks about how much she loves it. She sat with me at a tattoo appointment and afterwards we got pizza and ice cream. I love her. She’s an amazing woman.", ">\n\n\nand afterwards we stopped and had Ethiopian\n\nColumbus Circle? Fantastic places up there", ">\n\nWish I could remember. The place was packed. My grandmother and I sat on the end of the table with the vegetarian platter (since i was vegan) so she mostly ate the veg stuff. It was amazing. There’s a good place up in Tampa (Queen of Sheba) but nowhere near as good as this place was.", ">\n\nHe's probably lying but I wouldn't be surprised if its true. Have you ever seen DeSantis in a debate or outside of his hand-picked media reporters? He's so socially awkward and unstable and has the charisma of a garden slug.", ">\n\nTrue. I have noticed him moving his jaw from side to side in nearly every news conference when someone else is at the podium. Odd.", ">\n\nHe's got some kind of behavioral issue. He was never an appealing candidate, but he's surrounded himself and insulated himself with a core group of very politically savvy extremists that are the ones propelling him forward. He's not the political \"genius\" the media paints him out to be. His handlers are but he's an empty suit being controlled by puppeteers.", ">\n\nThat is actually slightly reassuring for someone not so in the know about him, like myself.", ">\n\nIt shouldn't be though. If you start looking in to his core group of advisors and backers these are some terrifying people.", ">\n\nIn so much as it shows his limitations.", ">\n\nTrue, he has many weaknesses. But they cover for them well.", ">\n\nTrump is desperate to make his opponents look effete to distract from his needing to have his hand held as we walked down a ramp or having to grasp a glass with two small hands or needing the power of the military to help him beat Covid.", ">\n\nCovfefe", ">\n\nHamburder flu", ">\n\nPerpetrated by the radical left gang member known as the “Hamburglar”", ">\n\nRobble robble", ">\n\nLots of self-proclaimed “alpha males” are wrestling with some cognitive dissonance today.", ">\n\nThey'll figure it out after praying to their favorite NFT of the day", ">\n\nDeSantis's response is going to be \"you know what makes me cry? CRT. Please clap.\"", ">\n\nIt was Jeb Bush that said “please clap.”", ">\n\nStandard playbook. Muddy the waters to make your opponent look “just as bad or worse” than you.", ">\n\nOr at least make up enough stories so that sane people with busy lives aren’t sure anymore. It’s what they’ve done for Zelenskyy, Thunberg, and Fauci.\nThat being said I wouldn’t be surprised if Desantis cried.", ">\n\nOn the one hand, Trump claims this any time he tells a story about anyone asking him for anything. \"He came to me with tears in his eyes.\" It's a bizarre piece of rhetoric he employs at every given opportunity. I think he thinks it makes him look magnanimous while simultaneously making the other person look weak. I have doubts that anyone has expressed any emotion in front of the man for less than $50,000 any time in the past 20 years.\nOn the other hand, DeSantis has no heart, can probably cry on command, and will crawl on his hands and knees across broken glass to jerk off a syphilitic stray dog into his own mouth if it means he gets what he wants.", ">\n\nNow thats an awful image!", ">\n\nThank you, I crafted it while taking a dump.", ">\n\nHope Georgia prosecutors doesn't forget the tweet where Trump admitted to interfering in the Florida election to make sure Desantis won.", ">\n\nAnd everybody clapped.", ">\n\nI dunno, I imagine a lot of people cry when they have to interact with him.", ">\n\nDesantis...\"I've seen the pee tape, and it is the most humiliation thing I've ever seen. Donald even got some in his mouth.\"", ">\n\nIt's just DJT pissing up into his own mouth on a bed the Obama's slept on at the Kremlin", ">\n\nTo be fair, getting a close up whiff of scrambled Sudafed and BigMac diaper blowouts tends to make one’s eyes run a bit.", ">\n\nDesantis is garbage. But this story likely isn't true. Trump claims people cry in front of him all the time. Many of those people aren't even real, they are just folks he made up in his head in the moment. \n\"This big guy, some say a former marine, a lot of people are saying it, really big, tough guy, and he came to me, tears in his eyes, and he said 'Mister Trump, you saved my life,' and it's true, I did save his life, I fought next to him in Afghanistan, that's what people are saying, and you know what? Maybe they're right, maybe I did kill 100 terrorists, because I know terrorists, some of them are my friends, and I say to terrorists, stop with that terror, and you know what? They stop. No one else knows terror and anti-terror like I do, just like that marine said.\"", ">\n\nRoflcopter" ]

[ "Sooo, this means trump cried in front of someone when seeking endorsement? Putin?", ">\n\nExactly.", ">\n\nWell, now we know exactly who has something over him.", ">\n\nWe do, but we used to, too.", ">\n\nThanks, Mitch.", ">\n\nDonnie DOES love escalators…", ">\n\nSorry for the convenience", ">\n\nI wonder how man times he called Trump \"sir?\"", ">\n\nThis is how it went word for word.\n“Please sir, endorse me sir. How can I be as smart and as good looking as you sir? Or sir, [starts sobbing] you are so wonderful “", ">\n\nDesantis weakly salutes Dear Leader", ">\n\nThe mandatory real-fake cry claim does have Kim-Jong Il vibes.", ">\n\nRed-on-red crime is my favorite kind of crime.", ">\n\nThis one is great hecause half of their base appeal is as tough guys, so telling the nation that one of them was sobbing like a baby in front of the other is a solid move. Now Deathanus has to decide whether to just accept it and be belittled, or start to fight back and fracture the party. 10/10 can’t wait for season finale.", ">\n\nHalf of these guys wouldn’t know the difference between a hatchet and an axe and wouldn’t be able to load and shoot an AR. \nRepublicans in federal government are almost all what they would consider effeminate suburbanites.", ">\n\nIn reality yes. But we know they don’t live there. To them an obese man who wears makeup and lifted shoes while avoiding war because his feet hurt is the epitome of manly.", ">\n\nI love your username. For some reason, that line cracked up my wife and me and we say it all the time.", ">\n\nIt’s so funny how many people get the reference! Workaholics def had its fans but it was never a mainstream smash so it’s crazy how many people recognize one throwaway line from the show!\nNow get in my grapevan pls", ">\n\nCatherine Zeta Jones, she dips beneath lasers, oh oh oh", ">\n\nShe has entrapped me, and Sean Connery! OH oh OH. OH oh OHhh^hh^h", ">\n\nWhen two pieces of shit get together, there will be a whole lot of stories coming out", ">\n\nThis embarrassing DeSantis campaign ad will be played repeatedly as a hit piece. That was some insane level of bootlicking lol. For one rare moment, I think Trump is speaking the truth. DeSantis absolutely cried in front of him and maybe even got on his knees for an endorsement", ">\n\nI had to go show this to my grandma. She screams about Trump and DeSantis til her voice cracks. She said she’s never wished on anyone’s demise before them. And McConnell. The rage in her 4’11”, 74 year old body is immense.", ">\n\nSounds like you've got one righteous grandma", ">\n\nShe marched her lil ass out in January in DC to march with us during Trump’s inauguration. It was actually my 18th birthday and afterwards we stopped and had Ethiopian for the first time. Her first time trying any African food and she still talks about how much she loves it. She sat with me at a tattoo appointment and afterwards we got pizza and ice cream. I love her. She’s an amazing woman.", ">\n\n\nand afterwards we stopped and had Ethiopian\n\nColumbus Circle? Fantastic places up there", ">\n\nWish I could remember. The place was packed. My grandmother and I sat on the end of the table with the vegetarian platter (since i was vegan) so she mostly ate the veg stuff. It was amazing. There’s a good place up in Tampa (Queen of Sheba) but nowhere near as good as this place was.", ">\n\nHe's probably lying but I wouldn't be surprised if its true. Have you ever seen DeSantis in a debate or outside of his hand-picked media reporters? He's so socially awkward and unstable and has the charisma of a garden slug.", ">\n\nTrue. I have noticed him moving his jaw from side to side in nearly every news conference when someone else is at the podium. Odd.", ">\n\nHe's got some kind of behavioral issue. He was never an appealing candidate, but he's surrounded himself and insulated himself with a core group of very politically savvy extremists that are the ones propelling him forward. He's not the political \"genius\" the media paints him out to be. His handlers are but he's an empty suit being controlled by puppeteers.", ">\n\nThat is actually slightly reassuring for someone not so in the know about him, like myself.", ">\n\nIt shouldn't be though. If you start looking in to his core group of advisors and backers these are some terrifying people.", ">\n\nIn so much as it shows his limitations.", ">\n\nTrue, he has many weaknesses. But they cover for them well.", ">\n\nTrump is desperate to make his opponents look effete to distract from his needing to have his hand held as we walked down a ramp or having to grasp a glass with two small hands or needing the power of the military to help him beat Covid.", ">\n\nCovfefe", ">\n\nHamburder flu", ">\n\nPerpetrated by the radical left gang member known as the “Hamburglar”", ">\n\nRobble robble", ">\n\nLots of self-proclaimed “alpha males” are wrestling with some cognitive dissonance today.", ">\n\nThey'll figure it out after praying to their favorite NFT of the day", ">\n\nDeSantis's response is going to be \"you know what makes me cry? CRT. Please clap.\"", ">\n\nIt was Jeb Bush that said “please clap.”", ">\n\nStandard playbook. Muddy the waters to make your opponent look “just as bad or worse” than you.", ">\n\nOr at least make up enough stories so that sane people with busy lives aren’t sure anymore. It’s what they’ve done for Zelenskyy, Thunberg, and Fauci.\nThat being said I wouldn’t be surprised if Desantis cried.", ">\n\nOn the one hand, Trump claims this any time he tells a story about anyone asking him for anything. \"He came to me with tears in his eyes.\" It's a bizarre piece of rhetoric he employs at every given opportunity. I think he thinks it makes him look magnanimous while simultaneously making the other person look weak. I have doubts that anyone has expressed any emotion in front of the man for less than $50,000 any time in the past 20 years.\nOn the other hand, DeSantis has no heart, can probably cry on command, and will crawl on his hands and knees across broken glass to jerk off a syphilitic stray dog into his own mouth if it means he gets what he wants.", ">\n\nNow thats an awful image!", ">\n\nThank you, I crafted it while taking a dump.", ">\n\nHope Georgia prosecutors doesn't forget the tweet where Trump admitted to interfering in the Florida election to make sure Desantis won.", ">\n\nAnd everybody clapped.", ">\n\nI dunno, I imagine a lot of people cry when they have to interact with him.", ">\n\nDesantis...\"I've seen the pee tape, and it is the most humiliation thing I've ever seen. Donald even got some in his mouth.\"", ">\n\nIt's just DJT pissing up into his own mouth on a bed the Obama's slept on at the Kremlin", ">\n\nTo be fair, getting a close up whiff of scrambled Sudafed and BigMac diaper blowouts tends to make one’s eyes run a bit.", ">\n\nDesantis is garbage. But this story likely isn't true. Trump claims people cry in front of him all the time. Many of those people aren't even real, they are just folks he made up in his head in the moment. \n\"This big guy, some say a former marine, a lot of people are saying it, really big, tough guy, and he came to me, tears in his eyes, and he said 'Mister Trump, you saved my life,' and it's true, I did save his life, I fought next to him in Afghanistan, that's what people are saying, and you know what? Maybe they're right, maybe I did kill 100 terrorists, because I know terrorists, some of them are my friends, and I say to terrorists, stop with that terror, and you know what? They stop. No one else knows terror and anti-terror like I do, just like that marine said.\"", ">\n\nRoflcopter", ">\n\nTrump knows whatever shit he says in the media will be reported like it was fact first and have to be proven false later" ]

[ "Sooo, this means trump cried in front of someone when seeking endorsement? Putin?", ">\n\nExactly.", ">\n\nWell, now we know exactly who has something over him.", ">\n\nWe do, but we used to, too.", ">\n\nThanks, Mitch.", ">\n\nDonnie DOES love escalators…", ">\n\nSorry for the convenience", ">\n\nI wonder how man times he called Trump \"sir?\"", ">\n\nThis is how it went word for word.\n“Please sir, endorse me sir. How can I be as smart and as good looking as you sir? Or sir, [starts sobbing] you are so wonderful “", ">\n\nDesantis weakly salutes Dear Leader", ">\n\nThe mandatory real-fake cry claim does have Kim-Jong Il vibes.", ">\n\nRed-on-red crime is my favorite kind of crime.", ">\n\nThis one is great hecause half of their base appeal is as tough guys, so telling the nation that one of them was sobbing like a baby in front of the other is a solid move. Now Deathanus has to decide whether to just accept it and be belittled, or start to fight back and fracture the party. 10/10 can’t wait for season finale.", ">\n\nHalf of these guys wouldn’t know the difference between a hatchet and an axe and wouldn’t be able to load and shoot an AR. \nRepublicans in federal government are almost all what they would consider effeminate suburbanites.", ">\n\nIn reality yes. But we know they don’t live there. To them an obese man who wears makeup and lifted shoes while avoiding war because his feet hurt is the epitome of manly.", ">\n\nI love your username. For some reason, that line cracked up my wife and me and we say it all the time.", ">\n\nIt’s so funny how many people get the reference! Workaholics def had its fans but it was never a mainstream smash so it’s crazy how many people recognize one throwaway line from the show!\nNow get in my grapevan pls", ">\n\nCatherine Zeta Jones, she dips beneath lasers, oh oh oh", ">\n\nShe has entrapped me, and Sean Connery! OH oh OH. OH oh OHhh^hh^h", ">\n\nWhen two pieces of shit get together, there will be a whole lot of stories coming out", ">\n\nThis embarrassing DeSantis campaign ad will be played repeatedly as a hit piece. That was some insane level of bootlicking lol. For one rare moment, I think Trump is speaking the truth. DeSantis absolutely cried in front of him and maybe even got on his knees for an endorsement", ">\n\nI had to go show this to my grandma. She screams about Trump and DeSantis til her voice cracks. She said she’s never wished on anyone’s demise before them. And McConnell. The rage in her 4’11”, 74 year old body is immense.", ">\n\nSounds like you've got one righteous grandma", ">\n\nShe marched her lil ass out in January in DC to march with us during Trump’s inauguration. It was actually my 18th birthday and afterwards we stopped and had Ethiopian for the first time. Her first time trying any African food and she still talks about how much she loves it. She sat with me at a tattoo appointment and afterwards we got pizza and ice cream. I love her. She’s an amazing woman.", ">\n\n\nand afterwards we stopped and had Ethiopian\n\nColumbus Circle? Fantastic places up there", ">\n\nWish I could remember. The place was packed. My grandmother and I sat on the end of the table with the vegetarian platter (since i was vegan) so she mostly ate the veg stuff. It was amazing. There’s a good place up in Tampa (Queen of Sheba) but nowhere near as good as this place was.", ">\n\nHe's probably lying but I wouldn't be surprised if its true. Have you ever seen DeSantis in a debate or outside of his hand-picked media reporters? He's so socially awkward and unstable and has the charisma of a garden slug.", ">\n\nTrue. I have noticed him moving his jaw from side to side in nearly every news conference when someone else is at the podium. Odd.", ">\n\nHe's got some kind of behavioral issue. He was never an appealing candidate, but he's surrounded himself and insulated himself with a core group of very politically savvy extremists that are the ones propelling him forward. He's not the political \"genius\" the media paints him out to be. His handlers are but he's an empty suit being controlled by puppeteers.", ">\n\nThat is actually slightly reassuring for someone not so in the know about him, like myself.", ">\n\nIt shouldn't be though. If you start looking in to his core group of advisors and backers these are some terrifying people.", ">\n\nIn so much as it shows his limitations.", ">\n\nTrue, he has many weaknesses. But they cover for them well.", ">\n\nTrump is desperate to make his opponents look effete to distract from his needing to have his hand held as we walked down a ramp or having to grasp a glass with two small hands or needing the power of the military to help him beat Covid.", ">\n\nCovfefe", ">\n\nHamburder flu", ">\n\nPerpetrated by the radical left gang member known as the “Hamburglar”", ">\n\nRobble robble", ">\n\nLots of self-proclaimed “alpha males” are wrestling with some cognitive dissonance today.", ">\n\nThey'll figure it out after praying to their favorite NFT of the day", ">\n\nDeSantis's response is going to be \"you know what makes me cry? CRT. Please clap.\"", ">\n\nIt was Jeb Bush that said “please clap.”", ">\n\nStandard playbook. Muddy the waters to make your opponent look “just as bad or worse” than you.", ">\n\nOr at least make up enough stories so that sane people with busy lives aren’t sure anymore. It’s what they’ve done for Zelenskyy, Thunberg, and Fauci.\nThat being said I wouldn’t be surprised if Desantis cried.", ">\n\nOn the one hand, Trump claims this any time he tells a story about anyone asking him for anything. \"He came to me with tears in his eyes.\" It's a bizarre piece of rhetoric he employs at every given opportunity. I think he thinks it makes him look magnanimous while simultaneously making the other person look weak. I have doubts that anyone has expressed any emotion in front of the man for less than $50,000 any time in the past 20 years.\nOn the other hand, DeSantis has no heart, can probably cry on command, and will crawl on his hands and knees across broken glass to jerk off a syphilitic stray dog into his own mouth if it means he gets what he wants.", ">\n\nNow thats an awful image!", ">\n\nThank you, I crafted it while taking a dump.", ">\n\nHope Georgia prosecutors doesn't forget the tweet where Trump admitted to interfering in the Florida election to make sure Desantis won.", ">\n\nAnd everybody clapped.", ">\n\nI dunno, I imagine a lot of people cry when they have to interact with him.", ">\n\nDesantis...\"I've seen the pee tape, and it is the most humiliation thing I've ever seen. Donald even got some in his mouth.\"", ">\n\nIt's just DJT pissing up into his own mouth on a bed the Obama's slept on at the Kremlin", ">\n\nTo be fair, getting a close up whiff of scrambled Sudafed and BigMac diaper blowouts tends to make one’s eyes run a bit.", ">\n\nDesantis is garbage. But this story likely isn't true. Trump claims people cry in front of him all the time. Many of those people aren't even real, they are just folks he made up in his head in the moment. \n\"This big guy, some say a former marine, a lot of people are saying it, really big, tough guy, and he came to me, tears in his eyes, and he said 'Mister Trump, you saved my life,' and it's true, I did save his life, I fought next to him in Afghanistan, that's what people are saying, and you know what? Maybe they're right, maybe I did kill 100 terrorists, because I know terrorists, some of them are my friends, and I say to terrorists, stop with that terror, and you know what? They stop. No one else knows terror and anti-terror like I do, just like that marine said.\"", ">\n\nRoflcopter", ">\n\nTrump knows whatever shit he says in the media will be reported like it was fact first and have to be proven false later", ">\n\n\n\"There were tears coming down from his eyes. He said: 'If you endorse me, I'll win,'\" said Trump.\n\nlmao trump couldnt come up with something better than this?" ]

[ "Sooo, this means trump cried in front of someone when seeking endorsement? Putin?", ">\n\nExactly.", ">\n\nWell, now we know exactly who has something over him.", ">\n\nWe do, but we used to, too.", ">\n\nThanks, Mitch.", ">\n\nDonnie DOES love escalators…", ">\n\nSorry for the convenience", ">\n\nI wonder how man times he called Trump \"sir?\"", ">\n\nThis is how it went word for word.\n“Please sir, endorse me sir. How can I be as smart and as good looking as you sir? Or sir, [starts sobbing] you are so wonderful “", ">\n\nDesantis weakly salutes Dear Leader", ">\n\nThe mandatory real-fake cry claim does have Kim-Jong Il vibes.", ">\n\nRed-on-red crime is my favorite kind of crime.", ">\n\nThis one is great hecause half of their base appeal is as tough guys, so telling the nation that one of them was sobbing like a baby in front of the other is a solid move. Now Deathanus has to decide whether to just accept it and be belittled, or start to fight back and fracture the party. 10/10 can’t wait for season finale.", ">\n\nHalf of these guys wouldn’t know the difference between a hatchet and an axe and wouldn’t be able to load and shoot an AR. \nRepublicans in federal government are almost all what they would consider effeminate suburbanites.", ">\n\nIn reality yes. But we know they don’t live there. To them an obese man who wears makeup and lifted shoes while avoiding war because his feet hurt is the epitome of manly.", ">\n\nI love your username. For some reason, that line cracked up my wife and me and we say it all the time.", ">\n\nIt’s so funny how many people get the reference! Workaholics def had its fans but it was never a mainstream smash so it’s crazy how many people recognize one throwaway line from the show!\nNow get in my grapevan pls", ">\n\nCatherine Zeta Jones, she dips beneath lasers, oh oh oh", ">\n\nShe has entrapped me, and Sean Connery! OH oh OH. OH oh OHhh^hh^h", ">\n\nWhen two pieces of shit get together, there will be a whole lot of stories coming out", ">\n\nThis embarrassing DeSantis campaign ad will be played repeatedly as a hit piece. That was some insane level of bootlicking lol. For one rare moment, I think Trump is speaking the truth. DeSantis absolutely cried in front of him and maybe even got on his knees for an endorsement", ">\n\nI had to go show this to my grandma. She screams about Trump and DeSantis til her voice cracks. She said she’s never wished on anyone’s demise before them. And McConnell. The rage in her 4’11”, 74 year old body is immense.", ">\n\nSounds like you've got one righteous grandma", ">\n\nShe marched her lil ass out in January in DC to march with us during Trump’s inauguration. It was actually my 18th birthday and afterwards we stopped and had Ethiopian for the first time. Her first time trying any African food and she still talks about how much she loves it. She sat with me at a tattoo appointment and afterwards we got pizza and ice cream. I love her. She’s an amazing woman.", ">\n\n\nand afterwards we stopped and had Ethiopian\n\nColumbus Circle? Fantastic places up there", ">\n\nWish I could remember. The place was packed. My grandmother and I sat on the end of the table with the vegetarian platter (since i was vegan) so she mostly ate the veg stuff. It was amazing. There’s a good place up in Tampa (Queen of Sheba) but nowhere near as good as this place was.", ">\n\nHe's probably lying but I wouldn't be surprised if its true. Have you ever seen DeSantis in a debate or outside of his hand-picked media reporters? He's so socially awkward and unstable and has the charisma of a garden slug.", ">\n\nTrue. I have noticed him moving his jaw from side to side in nearly every news conference when someone else is at the podium. Odd.", ">\n\nHe's got some kind of behavioral issue. He was never an appealing candidate, but he's surrounded himself and insulated himself with a core group of very politically savvy extremists that are the ones propelling him forward. He's not the political \"genius\" the media paints him out to be. His handlers are but he's an empty suit being controlled by puppeteers.", ">\n\nThat is actually slightly reassuring for someone not so in the know about him, like myself.", ">\n\nIt shouldn't be though. If you start looking in to his core group of advisors and backers these are some terrifying people.", ">\n\nIn so much as it shows his limitations.", ">\n\nTrue, he has many weaknesses. But they cover for them well.", ">\n\nTrump is desperate to make his opponents look effete to distract from his needing to have his hand held as we walked down a ramp or having to grasp a glass with two small hands or needing the power of the military to help him beat Covid.", ">\n\nCovfefe", ">\n\nHamburder flu", ">\n\nPerpetrated by the radical left gang member known as the “Hamburglar”", ">\n\nRobble robble", ">\n\nLots of self-proclaimed “alpha males” are wrestling with some cognitive dissonance today.", ">\n\nThey'll figure it out after praying to their favorite NFT of the day", ">\n\nDeSantis's response is going to be \"you know what makes me cry? CRT. Please clap.\"", ">\n\nIt was Jeb Bush that said “please clap.”", ">\n\nStandard playbook. Muddy the waters to make your opponent look “just as bad or worse” than you.", ">\n\nOr at least make up enough stories so that sane people with busy lives aren’t sure anymore. It’s what they’ve done for Zelenskyy, Thunberg, and Fauci.\nThat being said I wouldn’t be surprised if Desantis cried.", ">\n\nOn the one hand, Trump claims this any time he tells a story about anyone asking him for anything. \"He came to me with tears in his eyes.\" It's a bizarre piece of rhetoric he employs at every given opportunity. I think he thinks it makes him look magnanimous while simultaneously making the other person look weak. I have doubts that anyone has expressed any emotion in front of the man for less than $50,000 any time in the past 20 years.\nOn the other hand, DeSantis has no heart, can probably cry on command, and will crawl on his hands and knees across broken glass to jerk off a syphilitic stray dog into his own mouth if it means he gets what he wants.", ">\n\nNow thats an awful image!", ">\n\nThank you, I crafted it while taking a dump.", ">\n\nHope Georgia prosecutors doesn't forget the tweet where Trump admitted to interfering in the Florida election to make sure Desantis won.", ">\n\nAnd everybody clapped.", ">\n\nI dunno, I imagine a lot of people cry when they have to interact with him.", ">\n\nDesantis...\"I've seen the pee tape, and it is the most humiliation thing I've ever seen. Donald even got some in his mouth.\"", ">\n\nIt's just DJT pissing up into his own mouth on a bed the Obama's slept on at the Kremlin", ">\n\nTo be fair, getting a close up whiff of scrambled Sudafed and BigMac diaper blowouts tends to make one’s eyes run a bit.", ">\n\nDesantis is garbage. But this story likely isn't true. Trump claims people cry in front of him all the time. Many of those people aren't even real, they are just folks he made up in his head in the moment. \n\"This big guy, some say a former marine, a lot of people are saying it, really big, tough guy, and he came to me, tears in his eyes, and he said 'Mister Trump, you saved my life,' and it's true, I did save his life, I fought next to him in Afghanistan, that's what people are saying, and you know what? Maybe they're right, maybe I did kill 100 terrorists, because I know terrorists, some of them are my friends, and I say to terrorists, stop with that terror, and you know what? They stop. No one else knows terror and anti-terror like I do, just like that marine said.\"", ">\n\nRoflcopter", ">\n\nTrump knows whatever shit he says in the media will be reported like it was fact first and have to be proven false later", ">\n\n\n\"There were tears coming down from his eyes. He said: 'If you endorse me, I'll win,'\" said Trump.\n\nlmao trump couldnt come up with something better than this?", ">\n\nSeriously lol. It has a lot of \"and then everyone clapped\" energy." ]

[ "Sooo, this means trump cried in front of someone when seeking endorsement? Putin?", ">\n\nExactly.", ">\n\nWell, now we know exactly who has something over him.", ">\n\nWe do, but we used to, too.", ">\n\nThanks, Mitch.", ">\n\nDonnie DOES love escalators…", ">\n\nSorry for the convenience", ">\n\nI wonder how man times he called Trump \"sir?\"", ">\n\nThis is how it went word for word.\n“Please sir, endorse me sir. How can I be as smart and as good looking as you sir? Or sir, [starts sobbing] you are so wonderful “", ">\n\nDesantis weakly salutes Dear Leader", ">\n\nThe mandatory real-fake cry claim does have Kim-Jong Il vibes.", ">\n\nRed-on-red crime is my favorite kind of crime.", ">\n\nThis one is great hecause half of their base appeal is as tough guys, so telling the nation that one of them was sobbing like a baby in front of the other is a solid move. Now Deathanus has to decide whether to just accept it and be belittled, or start to fight back and fracture the party. 10/10 can’t wait for season finale.", ">\n\nHalf of these guys wouldn’t know the difference between a hatchet and an axe and wouldn’t be able to load and shoot an AR. \nRepublicans in federal government are almost all what they would consider effeminate suburbanites.", ">\n\nIn reality yes. But we know they don’t live there. To them an obese man who wears makeup and lifted shoes while avoiding war because his feet hurt is the epitome of manly.", ">\n\nI love your username. For some reason, that line cracked up my wife and me and we say it all the time.", ">\n\nIt’s so funny how many people get the reference! Workaholics def had its fans but it was never a mainstream smash so it’s crazy how many people recognize one throwaway line from the show!\nNow get in my grapevan pls", ">\n\nCatherine Zeta Jones, she dips beneath lasers, oh oh oh", ">\n\nShe has entrapped me, and Sean Connery! OH oh OH. OH oh OHhh^hh^h", ">\n\nWhen two pieces of shit get together, there will be a whole lot of stories coming out", ">\n\nThis embarrassing DeSantis campaign ad will be played repeatedly as a hit piece. That was some insane level of bootlicking lol. For one rare moment, I think Trump is speaking the truth. DeSantis absolutely cried in front of him and maybe even got on his knees for an endorsement", ">\n\nI had to go show this to my grandma. She screams about Trump and DeSantis til her voice cracks. She said she’s never wished on anyone’s demise before them. And McConnell. The rage in her 4’11”, 74 year old body is immense.", ">\n\nSounds like you've got one righteous grandma", ">\n\nShe marched her lil ass out in January in DC to march with us during Trump’s inauguration. It was actually my 18th birthday and afterwards we stopped and had Ethiopian for the first time. Her first time trying any African food and she still talks about how much she loves it. She sat with me at a tattoo appointment and afterwards we got pizza and ice cream. I love her. She’s an amazing woman.", ">\n\n\nand afterwards we stopped and had Ethiopian\n\nColumbus Circle? Fantastic places up there", ">\n\nWish I could remember. The place was packed. My grandmother and I sat on the end of the table with the vegetarian platter (since i was vegan) so she mostly ate the veg stuff. It was amazing. There’s a good place up in Tampa (Queen of Sheba) but nowhere near as good as this place was.", ">\n\nHe's probably lying but I wouldn't be surprised if its true. Have you ever seen DeSantis in a debate or outside of his hand-picked media reporters? He's so socially awkward and unstable and has the charisma of a garden slug.", ">\n\nTrue. I have noticed him moving his jaw from side to side in nearly every news conference when someone else is at the podium. Odd.", ">\n\nHe's got some kind of behavioral issue. He was never an appealing candidate, but he's surrounded himself and insulated himself with a core group of very politically savvy extremists that are the ones propelling him forward. He's not the political \"genius\" the media paints him out to be. His handlers are but he's an empty suit being controlled by puppeteers.", ">\n\nThat is actually slightly reassuring for someone not so in the know about him, like myself.", ">\n\nIt shouldn't be though. If you start looking in to his core group of advisors and backers these are some terrifying people.", ">\n\nIn so much as it shows his limitations.", ">\n\nTrue, he has many weaknesses. But they cover for them well.", ">\n\nTrump is desperate to make his opponents look effete to distract from his needing to have his hand held as we walked down a ramp or having to grasp a glass with two small hands or needing the power of the military to help him beat Covid.", ">\n\nCovfefe", ">\n\nHamburder flu", ">\n\nPerpetrated by the radical left gang member known as the “Hamburglar”", ">\n\nRobble robble", ">\n\nLots of self-proclaimed “alpha males” are wrestling with some cognitive dissonance today.", ">\n\nThey'll figure it out after praying to their favorite NFT of the day", ">\n\nDeSantis's response is going to be \"you know what makes me cry? CRT. Please clap.\"", ">\n\nIt was Jeb Bush that said “please clap.”", ">\n\nStandard playbook. Muddy the waters to make your opponent look “just as bad or worse” than you.", ">\n\nOr at least make up enough stories so that sane people with busy lives aren’t sure anymore. It’s what they’ve done for Zelenskyy, Thunberg, and Fauci.\nThat being said I wouldn’t be surprised if Desantis cried.", ">\n\nOn the one hand, Trump claims this any time he tells a story about anyone asking him for anything. \"He came to me with tears in his eyes.\" It's a bizarre piece of rhetoric he employs at every given opportunity. I think he thinks it makes him look magnanimous while simultaneously making the other person look weak. I have doubts that anyone has expressed any emotion in front of the man for less than $50,000 any time in the past 20 years.\nOn the other hand, DeSantis has no heart, can probably cry on command, and will crawl on his hands and knees across broken glass to jerk off a syphilitic stray dog into his own mouth if it means he gets what he wants.", ">\n\nNow thats an awful image!", ">\n\nThank you, I crafted it while taking a dump.", ">\n\nHope Georgia prosecutors doesn't forget the tweet where Trump admitted to interfering in the Florida election to make sure Desantis won.", ">\n\nAnd everybody clapped.", ">\n\nI dunno, I imagine a lot of people cry when they have to interact with him.", ">\n\nDesantis...\"I've seen the pee tape, and it is the most humiliation thing I've ever seen. Donald even got some in his mouth.\"", ">\n\nIt's just DJT pissing up into his own mouth on a bed the Obama's slept on at the Kremlin", ">\n\nTo be fair, getting a close up whiff of scrambled Sudafed and BigMac diaper blowouts tends to make one’s eyes run a bit.", ">\n\nDesantis is garbage. But this story likely isn't true. Trump claims people cry in front of him all the time. Many of those people aren't even real, they are just folks he made up in his head in the moment. \n\"This big guy, some say a former marine, a lot of people are saying it, really big, tough guy, and he came to me, tears in his eyes, and he said 'Mister Trump, you saved my life,' and it's true, I did save his life, I fought next to him in Afghanistan, that's what people are saying, and you know what? Maybe they're right, maybe I did kill 100 terrorists, because I know terrorists, some of them are my friends, and I say to terrorists, stop with that terror, and you know what? They stop. No one else knows terror and anti-terror like I do, just like that marine said.\"", ">\n\nRoflcopter", ">\n\nTrump knows whatever shit he says in the media will be reported like it was fact first and have to be proven false later", ">\n\n\n\"There were tears coming down from his eyes. He said: 'If you endorse me, I'll win,'\" said Trump.\n\nlmao trump couldnt come up with something better than this?", ">\n\nSeriously lol. It has a lot of \"and then everyone clapped\" energy.", ">\n\nWow who's gonna vote for Little Crybaby Ronnie?" ]

[ "Sooo, this means trump cried in front of someone when seeking endorsement? Putin?", ">\n\nExactly.", ">\n\nWell, now we know exactly who has something over him.", ">\n\nWe do, but we used to, too.", ">\n\nThanks, Mitch.", ">\n\nDonnie DOES love escalators…", ">\n\nSorry for the convenience", ">\n\nI wonder how man times he called Trump \"sir?\"", ">\n\nThis is how it went word for word.\n“Please sir, endorse me sir. How can I be as smart and as good looking as you sir? Or sir, [starts sobbing] you are so wonderful “", ">\n\nDesantis weakly salutes Dear Leader", ">\n\nThe mandatory real-fake cry claim does have Kim-Jong Il vibes.", ">\n\nRed-on-red crime is my favorite kind of crime.", ">\n\nThis one is great hecause half of their base appeal is as tough guys, so telling the nation that one of them was sobbing like a baby in front of the other is a solid move. Now Deathanus has to decide whether to just accept it and be belittled, or start to fight back and fracture the party. 10/10 can’t wait for season finale.", ">\n\nHalf of these guys wouldn’t know the difference between a hatchet and an axe and wouldn’t be able to load and shoot an AR. \nRepublicans in federal government are almost all what they would consider effeminate suburbanites.", ">\n\nIn reality yes. But we know they don’t live there. To them an obese man who wears makeup and lifted shoes while avoiding war because his feet hurt is the epitome of manly.", ">\n\nI love your username. For some reason, that line cracked up my wife and me and we say it all the time.", ">\n\nIt’s so funny how many people get the reference! Workaholics def had its fans but it was never a mainstream smash so it’s crazy how many people recognize one throwaway line from the show!\nNow get in my grapevan pls", ">\n\nCatherine Zeta Jones, she dips beneath lasers, oh oh oh", ">\n\nShe has entrapped me, and Sean Connery! OH oh OH. OH oh OHhh^hh^h", ">\n\nWhen two pieces of shit get together, there will be a whole lot of stories coming out", ">\n\nThis embarrassing DeSantis campaign ad will be played repeatedly as a hit piece. That was some insane level of bootlicking lol. For one rare moment, I think Trump is speaking the truth. DeSantis absolutely cried in front of him and maybe even got on his knees for an endorsement", ">\n\nI had to go show this to my grandma. She screams about Trump and DeSantis til her voice cracks. She said she’s never wished on anyone’s demise before them. And McConnell. The rage in her 4’11”, 74 year old body is immense.", ">\n\nSounds like you've got one righteous grandma", ">\n\nShe marched her lil ass out in January in DC to march with us during Trump’s inauguration. It was actually my 18th birthday and afterwards we stopped and had Ethiopian for the first time. Her first time trying any African food and she still talks about how much she loves it. She sat with me at a tattoo appointment and afterwards we got pizza and ice cream. I love her. She’s an amazing woman.", ">\n\n\nand afterwards we stopped and had Ethiopian\n\nColumbus Circle? Fantastic places up there", ">\n\nWish I could remember. The place was packed. My grandmother and I sat on the end of the table with the vegetarian platter (since i was vegan) so she mostly ate the veg stuff. It was amazing. There’s a good place up in Tampa (Queen of Sheba) but nowhere near as good as this place was.", ">\n\nHe's probably lying but I wouldn't be surprised if its true. Have you ever seen DeSantis in a debate or outside of his hand-picked media reporters? He's so socially awkward and unstable and has the charisma of a garden slug.", ">\n\nTrue. I have noticed him moving his jaw from side to side in nearly every news conference when someone else is at the podium. Odd.", ">\n\nHe's got some kind of behavioral issue. He was never an appealing candidate, but he's surrounded himself and insulated himself with a core group of very politically savvy extremists that are the ones propelling him forward. He's not the political \"genius\" the media paints him out to be. His handlers are but he's an empty suit being controlled by puppeteers.", ">\n\nThat is actually slightly reassuring for someone not so in the know about him, like myself.", ">\n\nIt shouldn't be though. If you start looking in to his core group of advisors and backers these are some terrifying people.", ">\n\nIn so much as it shows his limitations.", ">\n\nTrue, he has many weaknesses. But they cover for them well.", ">\n\nTrump is desperate to make his opponents look effete to distract from his needing to have his hand held as we walked down a ramp or having to grasp a glass with two small hands or needing the power of the military to help him beat Covid.", ">\n\nCovfefe", ">\n\nHamburder flu", ">\n\nPerpetrated by the radical left gang member known as the “Hamburglar”", ">\n\nRobble robble", ">\n\nLots of self-proclaimed “alpha males” are wrestling with some cognitive dissonance today.", ">\n\nThey'll figure it out after praying to their favorite NFT of the day", ">\n\nDeSantis's response is going to be \"you know what makes me cry? CRT. Please clap.\"", ">\n\nIt was Jeb Bush that said “please clap.”", ">\n\nStandard playbook. Muddy the waters to make your opponent look “just as bad or worse” than you.", ">\n\nOr at least make up enough stories so that sane people with busy lives aren’t sure anymore. It’s what they’ve done for Zelenskyy, Thunberg, and Fauci.\nThat being said I wouldn’t be surprised if Desantis cried.", ">\n\nOn the one hand, Trump claims this any time he tells a story about anyone asking him for anything. \"He came to me with tears in his eyes.\" It's a bizarre piece of rhetoric he employs at every given opportunity. I think he thinks it makes him look magnanimous while simultaneously making the other person look weak. I have doubts that anyone has expressed any emotion in front of the man for less than $50,000 any time in the past 20 years.\nOn the other hand, DeSantis has no heart, can probably cry on command, and will crawl on his hands and knees across broken glass to jerk off a syphilitic stray dog into his own mouth if it means he gets what he wants.", ">\n\nNow thats an awful image!", ">\n\nThank you, I crafted it while taking a dump.", ">\n\nHope Georgia prosecutors doesn't forget the tweet where Trump admitted to interfering in the Florida election to make sure Desantis won.", ">\n\nAnd everybody clapped.", ">\n\nI dunno, I imagine a lot of people cry when they have to interact with him.", ">\n\nDesantis...\"I've seen the pee tape, and it is the most humiliation thing I've ever seen. Donald even got some in his mouth.\"", ">\n\nIt's just DJT pissing up into his own mouth on a bed the Obama's slept on at the Kremlin", ">\n\nTo be fair, getting a close up whiff of scrambled Sudafed and BigMac diaper blowouts tends to make one’s eyes run a bit.", ">\n\nDesantis is garbage. But this story likely isn't true. Trump claims people cry in front of him all the time. Many of those people aren't even real, they are just folks he made up in his head in the moment. \n\"This big guy, some say a former marine, a lot of people are saying it, really big, tough guy, and he came to me, tears in his eyes, and he said 'Mister Trump, you saved my life,' and it's true, I did save his life, I fought next to him in Afghanistan, that's what people are saying, and you know what? Maybe they're right, maybe I did kill 100 terrorists, because I know terrorists, some of them are my friends, and I say to terrorists, stop with that terror, and you know what? They stop. No one else knows terror and anti-terror like I do, just like that marine said.\"", ">\n\nRoflcopter", ">\n\nTrump knows whatever shit he says in the media will be reported like it was fact first and have to be proven false later", ">\n\n\n\"There were tears coming down from his eyes. He said: 'If you endorse me, I'll win,'\" said Trump.\n\nlmao trump couldnt come up with something better than this?", ">\n\nSeriously lol. It has a lot of \"and then everyone clapped\" energy.", ">\n\nWow who's gonna vote for Little Crybaby Ronnie?", ">\n\nWell as hard as it is to say it, I believe Trump this time. He just left out that they cried together, holding each other in a swampy embrace. Their Depends touching each other and their tentacles creep out and conjoin so they may exchange long protein strings." ]

[ "Sooo, this means trump cried in front of someone when seeking endorsement? Putin?", ">\n\nExactly.", ">\n\nWell, now we know exactly who has something over him.", ">\n\nWe do, but we used to, too.", ">\n\nThanks, Mitch.", ">\n\nDonnie DOES love escalators…", ">\n\nSorry for the convenience", ">\n\nI wonder how man times he called Trump \"sir?\"", ">\n\nThis is how it went word for word.\n“Please sir, endorse me sir. How can I be as smart and as good looking as you sir? Or sir, [starts sobbing] you are so wonderful “", ">\n\nDesantis weakly salutes Dear Leader", ">\n\nThe mandatory real-fake cry claim does have Kim-Jong Il vibes.", ">\n\nRed-on-red crime is my favorite kind of crime.", ">\n\nThis one is great hecause half of their base appeal is as tough guys, so telling the nation that one of them was sobbing like a baby in front of the other is a solid move. Now Deathanus has to decide whether to just accept it and be belittled, or start to fight back and fracture the party. 10/10 can’t wait for season finale.", ">\n\nHalf of these guys wouldn’t know the difference between a hatchet and an axe and wouldn’t be able to load and shoot an AR. \nRepublicans in federal government are almost all what they would consider effeminate suburbanites.", ">\n\nIn reality yes. But we know they don’t live there. To them an obese man who wears makeup and lifted shoes while avoiding war because his feet hurt is the epitome of manly.", ">\n\nI love your username. For some reason, that line cracked up my wife and me and we say it all the time.", ">\n\nIt’s so funny how many people get the reference! Workaholics def had its fans but it was never a mainstream smash so it’s crazy how many people recognize one throwaway line from the show!\nNow get in my grapevan pls", ">\n\nCatherine Zeta Jones, she dips beneath lasers, oh oh oh", ">\n\nShe has entrapped me, and Sean Connery! OH oh OH. OH oh OHhh^hh^h", ">\n\nWhen two pieces of shit get together, there will be a whole lot of stories coming out", ">\n\nThis embarrassing DeSantis campaign ad will be played repeatedly as a hit piece. That was some insane level of bootlicking lol. For one rare moment, I think Trump is speaking the truth. DeSantis absolutely cried in front of him and maybe even got on his knees for an endorsement", ">\n\nI had to go show this to my grandma. She screams about Trump and DeSantis til her voice cracks. She said she’s never wished on anyone’s demise before them. And McConnell. The rage in her 4’11”, 74 year old body is immense.", ">\n\nSounds like you've got one righteous grandma", ">\n\nShe marched her lil ass out in January in DC to march with us during Trump’s inauguration. It was actually my 18th birthday and afterwards we stopped and had Ethiopian for the first time. Her first time trying any African food and she still talks about how much she loves it. She sat with me at a tattoo appointment and afterwards we got pizza and ice cream. I love her. She’s an amazing woman.", ">\n\n\nand afterwards we stopped and had Ethiopian\n\nColumbus Circle? Fantastic places up there", ">\n\nWish I could remember. The place was packed. My grandmother and I sat on the end of the table with the vegetarian platter (since i was vegan) so she mostly ate the veg stuff. It was amazing. There’s a good place up in Tampa (Queen of Sheba) but nowhere near as good as this place was.", ">\n\nHe's probably lying but I wouldn't be surprised if its true. Have you ever seen DeSantis in a debate or outside of his hand-picked media reporters? He's so socially awkward and unstable and has the charisma of a garden slug.", ">\n\nTrue. I have noticed him moving his jaw from side to side in nearly every news conference when someone else is at the podium. Odd.", ">\n\nHe's got some kind of behavioral issue. He was never an appealing candidate, but he's surrounded himself and insulated himself with a core group of very politically savvy extremists that are the ones propelling him forward. He's not the political \"genius\" the media paints him out to be. His handlers are but he's an empty suit being controlled by puppeteers.", ">\n\nThat is actually slightly reassuring for someone not so in the know about him, like myself.", ">\n\nIt shouldn't be though. If you start looking in to his core group of advisors and backers these are some terrifying people.", ">\n\nIn so much as it shows his limitations.", ">\n\nTrue, he has many weaknesses. But they cover for them well.", ">\n\nTrump is desperate to make his opponents look effete to distract from his needing to have his hand held as we walked down a ramp or having to grasp a glass with two small hands or needing the power of the military to help him beat Covid.", ">\n\nCovfefe", ">\n\nHamburder flu", ">\n\nPerpetrated by the radical left gang member known as the “Hamburglar”", ">\n\nRobble robble", ">\n\nLots of self-proclaimed “alpha males” are wrestling with some cognitive dissonance today.", ">\n\nThey'll figure it out after praying to their favorite NFT of the day", ">\n\nDeSantis's response is going to be \"you know what makes me cry? CRT. Please clap.\"", ">\n\nIt was Jeb Bush that said “please clap.”", ">\n\nStandard playbook. Muddy the waters to make your opponent look “just as bad or worse” than you.", ">\n\nOr at least make up enough stories so that sane people with busy lives aren’t sure anymore. It’s what they’ve done for Zelenskyy, Thunberg, and Fauci.\nThat being said I wouldn’t be surprised if Desantis cried.", ">\n\nOn the one hand, Trump claims this any time he tells a story about anyone asking him for anything. \"He came to me with tears in his eyes.\" It's a bizarre piece of rhetoric he employs at every given opportunity. I think he thinks it makes him look magnanimous while simultaneously making the other person look weak. I have doubts that anyone has expressed any emotion in front of the man for less than $50,000 any time in the past 20 years.\nOn the other hand, DeSantis has no heart, can probably cry on command, and will crawl on his hands and knees across broken glass to jerk off a syphilitic stray dog into his own mouth if it means he gets what he wants.", ">\n\nNow thats an awful image!", ">\n\nThank you, I crafted it while taking a dump.", ">\n\nHope Georgia prosecutors doesn't forget the tweet where Trump admitted to interfering in the Florida election to make sure Desantis won.", ">\n\nAnd everybody clapped.", ">\n\nI dunno, I imagine a lot of people cry when they have to interact with him.", ">\n\nDesantis...\"I've seen the pee tape, and it is the most humiliation thing I've ever seen. Donald even got some in his mouth.\"", ">\n\nIt's just DJT pissing up into his own mouth on a bed the Obama's slept on at the Kremlin", ">\n\nTo be fair, getting a close up whiff of scrambled Sudafed and BigMac diaper blowouts tends to make one’s eyes run a bit.", ">\n\nDesantis is garbage. But this story likely isn't true. Trump claims people cry in front of him all the time. Many of those people aren't even real, they are just folks he made up in his head in the moment. \n\"This big guy, some say a former marine, a lot of people are saying it, really big, tough guy, and he came to me, tears in his eyes, and he said 'Mister Trump, you saved my life,' and it's true, I did save his life, I fought next to him in Afghanistan, that's what people are saying, and you know what? Maybe they're right, maybe I did kill 100 terrorists, because I know terrorists, some of them are my friends, and I say to terrorists, stop with that terror, and you know what? They stop. No one else knows terror and anti-terror like I do, just like that marine said.\"", ">\n\nRoflcopter", ">\n\nTrump knows whatever shit he says in the media will be reported like it was fact first and have to be proven false later", ">\n\n\n\"There were tears coming down from his eyes. He said: 'If you endorse me, I'll win,'\" said Trump.\n\nlmao trump couldnt come up with something better than this?", ">\n\nSeriously lol. It has a lot of \"and then everyone clapped\" energy.", ">\n\nWow who's gonna vote for Little Crybaby Ronnie?", ">\n\nWell as hard as it is to say it, I believe Trump this time. He just left out that they cried together, holding each other in a swampy embrace. Their Depends touching each other and their tentacles creep out and conjoin so they may exchange long protein strings.", ">\n\nTrump: [proceeds to unzip pantaloons]" ]

[ "Sooo, this means trump cried in front of someone when seeking endorsement? Putin?", ">\n\nExactly.", ">\n\nWell, now we know exactly who has something over him.", ">\n\nWe do, but we used to, too.", ">\n\nThanks, Mitch.", ">\n\nDonnie DOES love escalators…", ">\n\nSorry for the convenience", ">\n\nI wonder how man times he called Trump \"sir?\"", ">\n\nThis is how it went word for word.\n“Please sir, endorse me sir. How can I be as smart and as good looking as you sir? Or sir, [starts sobbing] you are so wonderful “", ">\n\nDesantis weakly salutes Dear Leader", ">\n\nThe mandatory real-fake cry claim does have Kim-Jong Il vibes.", ">\n\nRed-on-red crime is my favorite kind of crime.", ">\n\nThis one is great hecause half of their base appeal is as tough guys, so telling the nation that one of them was sobbing like a baby in front of the other is a solid move. Now Deathanus has to decide whether to just accept it and be belittled, or start to fight back and fracture the party. 10/10 can’t wait for season finale.", ">\n\nHalf of these guys wouldn’t know the difference between a hatchet and an axe and wouldn’t be able to load and shoot an AR. \nRepublicans in federal government are almost all what they would consider effeminate suburbanites.", ">\n\nIn reality yes. But we know they don’t live there. To them an obese man who wears makeup and lifted shoes while avoiding war because his feet hurt is the epitome of manly.", ">\n\nI love your username. For some reason, that line cracked up my wife and me and we say it all the time.", ">\n\nIt’s so funny how many people get the reference! Workaholics def had its fans but it was never a mainstream smash so it’s crazy how many people recognize one throwaway line from the show!\nNow get in my grapevan pls", ">\n\nCatherine Zeta Jones, she dips beneath lasers, oh oh oh", ">\n\nShe has entrapped me, and Sean Connery! OH oh OH. OH oh OHhh^hh^h", ">\n\nWhen two pieces of shit get together, there will be a whole lot of stories coming out", ">\n\nThis embarrassing DeSantis campaign ad will be played repeatedly as a hit piece. That was some insane level of bootlicking lol. For one rare moment, I think Trump is speaking the truth. DeSantis absolutely cried in front of him and maybe even got on his knees for an endorsement", ">\n\nI had to go show this to my grandma. She screams about Trump and DeSantis til her voice cracks. She said she’s never wished on anyone’s demise before them. And McConnell. The rage in her 4’11”, 74 year old body is immense.", ">\n\nSounds like you've got one righteous grandma", ">\n\nShe marched her lil ass out in January in DC to march with us during Trump’s inauguration. It was actually my 18th birthday and afterwards we stopped and had Ethiopian for the first time. Her first time trying any African food and she still talks about how much she loves it. She sat with me at a tattoo appointment and afterwards we got pizza and ice cream. I love her. She’s an amazing woman.", ">\n\n\nand afterwards we stopped and had Ethiopian\n\nColumbus Circle? Fantastic places up there", ">\n\nWish I could remember. The place was packed. My grandmother and I sat on the end of the table with the vegetarian platter (since i was vegan) so she mostly ate the veg stuff. It was amazing. There’s a good place up in Tampa (Queen of Sheba) but nowhere near as good as this place was.", ">\n\nHe's probably lying but I wouldn't be surprised if its true. Have you ever seen DeSantis in a debate or outside of his hand-picked media reporters? He's so socially awkward and unstable and has the charisma of a garden slug.", ">\n\nTrue. I have noticed him moving his jaw from side to side in nearly every news conference when someone else is at the podium. Odd.", ">\n\nHe's got some kind of behavioral issue. He was never an appealing candidate, but he's surrounded himself and insulated himself with a core group of very politically savvy extremists that are the ones propelling him forward. He's not the political \"genius\" the media paints him out to be. His handlers are but he's an empty suit being controlled by puppeteers.", ">\n\nThat is actually slightly reassuring for someone not so in the know about him, like myself.", ">\n\nIt shouldn't be though. If you start looking in to his core group of advisors and backers these are some terrifying people.", ">\n\nIn so much as it shows his limitations.", ">\n\nTrue, he has many weaknesses. But they cover for them well.", ">\n\nTrump is desperate to make his opponents look effete to distract from his needing to have his hand held as we walked down a ramp or having to grasp a glass with two small hands or needing the power of the military to help him beat Covid.", ">\n\nCovfefe", ">\n\nHamburder flu", ">\n\nPerpetrated by the radical left gang member known as the “Hamburglar”", ">\n\nRobble robble", ">\n\nLots of self-proclaimed “alpha males” are wrestling with some cognitive dissonance today.", ">\n\nThey'll figure it out after praying to their favorite NFT of the day", ">\n\nDeSantis's response is going to be \"you know what makes me cry? CRT. Please clap.\"", ">\n\nIt was Jeb Bush that said “please clap.”", ">\n\nStandard playbook. Muddy the waters to make your opponent look “just as bad or worse” than you.", ">\n\nOr at least make up enough stories so that sane people with busy lives aren’t sure anymore. It’s what they’ve done for Zelenskyy, Thunberg, and Fauci.\nThat being said I wouldn’t be surprised if Desantis cried.", ">\n\nOn the one hand, Trump claims this any time he tells a story about anyone asking him for anything. \"He came to me with tears in his eyes.\" It's a bizarre piece of rhetoric he employs at every given opportunity. I think he thinks it makes him look magnanimous while simultaneously making the other person look weak. I have doubts that anyone has expressed any emotion in front of the man for less than $50,000 any time in the past 20 years.\nOn the other hand, DeSantis has no heart, can probably cry on command, and will crawl on his hands and knees across broken glass to jerk off a syphilitic stray dog into his own mouth if it means he gets what he wants.", ">\n\nNow thats an awful image!", ">\n\nThank you, I crafted it while taking a dump.", ">\n\nHope Georgia prosecutors doesn't forget the tweet where Trump admitted to interfering in the Florida election to make sure Desantis won.", ">\n\nAnd everybody clapped.", ">\n\nI dunno, I imagine a lot of people cry when they have to interact with him.", ">\n\nDesantis...\"I've seen the pee tape, and it is the most humiliation thing I've ever seen. Donald even got some in his mouth.\"", ">\n\nIt's just DJT pissing up into his own mouth on a bed the Obama's slept on at the Kremlin", ">\n\nTo be fair, getting a close up whiff of scrambled Sudafed and BigMac diaper blowouts tends to make one’s eyes run a bit.", ">\n\nDesantis is garbage. But this story likely isn't true. Trump claims people cry in front of him all the time. Many of those people aren't even real, they are just folks he made up in his head in the moment. \n\"This big guy, some say a former marine, a lot of people are saying it, really big, tough guy, and he came to me, tears in his eyes, and he said 'Mister Trump, you saved my life,' and it's true, I did save his life, I fought next to him in Afghanistan, that's what people are saying, and you know what? Maybe they're right, maybe I did kill 100 terrorists, because I know terrorists, some of them are my friends, and I say to terrorists, stop with that terror, and you know what? They stop. No one else knows terror and anti-terror like I do, just like that marine said.\"", ">\n\nRoflcopter", ">\n\nTrump knows whatever shit he says in the media will be reported like it was fact first and have to be proven false later", ">\n\n\n\"There were tears coming down from his eyes. He said: 'If you endorse me, I'll win,'\" said Trump.\n\nlmao trump couldnt come up with something better than this?", ">\n\nSeriously lol. It has a lot of \"and then everyone clapped\" energy.", ">\n\nWow who's gonna vote for Little Crybaby Ronnie?", ">\n\nWell as hard as it is to say it, I believe Trump this time. He just left out that they cried together, holding each other in a swampy embrace. Their Depends touching each other and their tentacles creep out and conjoin so they may exchange long protein strings.", ">\n\nTrump: [proceeds to unzip pantaloons]", ">\n\n\npantaloons\n\nrich people pants" ]

[ "Sooo, this means trump cried in front of someone when seeking endorsement? Putin?", ">\n\nExactly.", ">\n\nWell, now we know exactly who has something over him.", ">\n\nWe do, but we used to, too.", ">\n\nThanks, Mitch.", ">\n\nDonnie DOES love escalators…", ">\n\nSorry for the convenience", ">\n\nI wonder how man times he called Trump \"sir?\"", ">\n\nThis is how it went word for word.\n“Please sir, endorse me sir. How can I be as smart and as good looking as you sir? Or sir, [starts sobbing] you are so wonderful “", ">\n\nDesantis weakly salutes Dear Leader", ">\n\nThe mandatory real-fake cry claim does have Kim-Jong Il vibes.", ">\n\nRed-on-red crime is my favorite kind of crime.", ">\n\nThis one is great hecause half of their base appeal is as tough guys, so telling the nation that one of them was sobbing like a baby in front of the other is a solid move. Now Deathanus has to decide whether to just accept it and be belittled, or start to fight back and fracture the party. 10/10 can’t wait for season finale.", ">\n\nHalf of these guys wouldn’t know the difference between a hatchet and an axe and wouldn’t be able to load and shoot an AR. \nRepublicans in federal government are almost all what they would consider effeminate suburbanites.", ">\n\nIn reality yes. But we know they don’t live there. To them an obese man who wears makeup and lifted shoes while avoiding war because his feet hurt is the epitome of manly.", ">\n\nI love your username. For some reason, that line cracked up my wife and me and we say it all the time.", ">\n\nIt’s so funny how many people get the reference! Workaholics def had its fans but it was never a mainstream smash so it’s crazy how many people recognize one throwaway line from the show!\nNow get in my grapevan pls", ">\n\nCatherine Zeta Jones, she dips beneath lasers, oh oh oh", ">\n\nShe has entrapped me, and Sean Connery! OH oh OH. OH oh OHhh^hh^h", ">\n\nWhen two pieces of shit get together, there will be a whole lot of stories coming out", ">\n\nThis embarrassing DeSantis campaign ad will be played repeatedly as a hit piece. That was some insane level of bootlicking lol. For one rare moment, I think Trump is speaking the truth. DeSantis absolutely cried in front of him and maybe even got on his knees for an endorsement", ">\n\nI had to go show this to my grandma. She screams about Trump and DeSantis til her voice cracks. She said she’s never wished on anyone’s demise before them. And McConnell. The rage in her 4’11”, 74 year old body is immense.", ">\n\nSounds like you've got one righteous grandma", ">\n\nShe marched her lil ass out in January in DC to march with us during Trump’s inauguration. It was actually my 18th birthday and afterwards we stopped and had Ethiopian for the first time. Her first time trying any African food and she still talks about how much she loves it. She sat with me at a tattoo appointment and afterwards we got pizza and ice cream. I love her. She’s an amazing woman.", ">\n\n\nand afterwards we stopped and had Ethiopian\n\nColumbus Circle? Fantastic places up there", ">\n\nWish I could remember. The place was packed. My grandmother and I sat on the end of the table with the vegetarian platter (since i was vegan) so she mostly ate the veg stuff. It was amazing. There’s a good place up in Tampa (Queen of Sheba) but nowhere near as good as this place was.", ">\n\nHe's probably lying but I wouldn't be surprised if its true. Have you ever seen DeSantis in a debate or outside of his hand-picked media reporters? He's so socially awkward and unstable and has the charisma of a garden slug.", ">\n\nTrue. I have noticed him moving his jaw from side to side in nearly every news conference when someone else is at the podium. Odd.", ">\n\nHe's got some kind of behavioral issue. He was never an appealing candidate, but he's surrounded himself and insulated himself with a core group of very politically savvy extremists that are the ones propelling him forward. He's not the political \"genius\" the media paints him out to be. His handlers are but he's an empty suit being controlled by puppeteers.", ">\n\nThat is actually slightly reassuring for someone not so in the know about him, like myself.", ">\n\nIt shouldn't be though. If you start looking in to his core group of advisors and backers these are some terrifying people.", ">\n\nIn so much as it shows his limitations.", ">\n\nTrue, he has many weaknesses. But they cover for them well.", ">\n\nTrump is desperate to make his opponents look effete to distract from his needing to have his hand held as we walked down a ramp or having to grasp a glass with two small hands or needing the power of the military to help him beat Covid.", ">\n\nCovfefe", ">\n\nHamburder flu", ">\n\nPerpetrated by the radical left gang member known as the “Hamburglar”", ">\n\nRobble robble", ">\n\nLots of self-proclaimed “alpha males” are wrestling with some cognitive dissonance today.", ">\n\nThey'll figure it out after praying to their favorite NFT of the day", ">\n\nDeSantis's response is going to be \"you know what makes me cry? CRT. Please clap.\"", ">\n\nIt was Jeb Bush that said “please clap.”", ">\n\nStandard playbook. Muddy the waters to make your opponent look “just as bad or worse” than you.", ">\n\nOr at least make up enough stories so that sane people with busy lives aren’t sure anymore. It’s what they’ve done for Zelenskyy, Thunberg, and Fauci.\nThat being said I wouldn’t be surprised if Desantis cried.", ">\n\nOn the one hand, Trump claims this any time he tells a story about anyone asking him for anything. \"He came to me with tears in his eyes.\" It's a bizarre piece of rhetoric he employs at every given opportunity. I think he thinks it makes him look magnanimous while simultaneously making the other person look weak. I have doubts that anyone has expressed any emotion in front of the man for less than $50,000 any time in the past 20 years.\nOn the other hand, DeSantis has no heart, can probably cry on command, and will crawl on his hands and knees across broken glass to jerk off a syphilitic stray dog into his own mouth if it means he gets what he wants.", ">\n\nNow thats an awful image!", ">\n\nThank you, I crafted it while taking a dump.", ">\n\nHope Georgia prosecutors doesn't forget the tweet where Trump admitted to interfering in the Florida election to make sure Desantis won.", ">\n\nAnd everybody clapped.", ">\n\nI dunno, I imagine a lot of people cry when they have to interact with him.", ">\n\nDesantis...\"I've seen the pee tape, and it is the most humiliation thing I've ever seen. Donald even got some in his mouth.\"", ">\n\nIt's just DJT pissing up into his own mouth on a bed the Obama's slept on at the Kremlin", ">\n\nTo be fair, getting a close up whiff of scrambled Sudafed and BigMac diaper blowouts tends to make one’s eyes run a bit.", ">\n\nDesantis is garbage. But this story likely isn't true. Trump claims people cry in front of him all the time. Many of those people aren't even real, they are just folks he made up in his head in the moment. \n\"This big guy, some say a former marine, a lot of people are saying it, really big, tough guy, and he came to me, tears in his eyes, and he said 'Mister Trump, you saved my life,' and it's true, I did save his life, I fought next to him in Afghanistan, that's what people are saying, and you know what? Maybe they're right, maybe I did kill 100 terrorists, because I know terrorists, some of them are my friends, and I say to terrorists, stop with that terror, and you know what? They stop. No one else knows terror and anti-terror like I do, just like that marine said.\"", ">\n\nRoflcopter", ">\n\nTrump knows whatever shit he says in the media will be reported like it was fact first and have to be proven false later", ">\n\n\n\"There were tears coming down from his eyes. He said: 'If you endorse me, I'll win,'\" said Trump.\n\nlmao trump couldnt come up with something better than this?", ">\n\nSeriously lol. It has a lot of \"and then everyone clapped\" energy.", ">\n\nWow who's gonna vote for Little Crybaby Ronnie?", ">\n\nWell as hard as it is to say it, I believe Trump this time. He just left out that they cried together, holding each other in a swampy embrace. Their Depends touching each other and their tentacles creep out and conjoin so they may exchange long protein strings.", ">\n\nTrump: [proceeds to unzip pantaloons]", ">\n\n\npantaloons\n\nrich people pants", ">\n\nNo, it’s crazypants. Right there in the name: pant-of-loons." ]

[ "Sooo, this means trump cried in front of someone when seeking endorsement? Putin?", ">\n\nExactly.", ">\n\nWell, now we know exactly who has something over him.", ">\n\nWe do, but we used to, too.", ">\n\nThanks, Mitch.", ">\n\nDonnie DOES love escalators…", ">\n\nSorry for the convenience", ">\n\nI wonder how man times he called Trump \"sir?\"", ">\n\nThis is how it went word for word.\n“Please sir, endorse me sir. How can I be as smart and as good looking as you sir? Or sir, [starts sobbing] you are so wonderful “", ">\n\nDesantis weakly salutes Dear Leader", ">\n\nThe mandatory real-fake cry claim does have Kim-Jong Il vibes.", ">\n\nRed-on-red crime is my favorite kind of crime.", ">\n\nThis one is great hecause half of their base appeal is as tough guys, so telling the nation that one of them was sobbing like a baby in front of the other is a solid move. Now Deathanus has to decide whether to just accept it and be belittled, or start to fight back and fracture the party. 10/10 can’t wait for season finale.", ">\n\nHalf of these guys wouldn’t know the difference between a hatchet and an axe and wouldn’t be able to load and shoot an AR. \nRepublicans in federal government are almost all what they would consider effeminate suburbanites.", ">\n\nIn reality yes. But we know they don’t live there. To them an obese man who wears makeup and lifted shoes while avoiding war because his feet hurt is the epitome of manly.", ">\n\nI love your username. For some reason, that line cracked up my wife and me and we say it all the time.", ">\n\nIt’s so funny how many people get the reference! Workaholics def had its fans but it was never a mainstream smash so it’s crazy how many people recognize one throwaway line from the show!\nNow get in my grapevan pls", ">\n\nCatherine Zeta Jones, she dips beneath lasers, oh oh oh", ">\n\nShe has entrapped me, and Sean Connery! OH oh OH. OH oh OHhh^hh^h", ">\n\nWhen two pieces of shit get together, there will be a whole lot of stories coming out", ">\n\nThis embarrassing DeSantis campaign ad will be played repeatedly as a hit piece. That was some insane level of bootlicking lol. For one rare moment, I think Trump is speaking the truth. DeSantis absolutely cried in front of him and maybe even got on his knees for an endorsement", ">\n\nI had to go show this to my grandma. She screams about Trump and DeSantis til her voice cracks. She said she’s never wished on anyone’s demise before them. And McConnell. The rage in her 4’11”, 74 year old body is immense.", ">\n\nSounds like you've got one righteous grandma", ">\n\nShe marched her lil ass out in January in DC to march with us during Trump’s inauguration. It was actually my 18th birthday and afterwards we stopped and had Ethiopian for the first time. Her first time trying any African food and she still talks about how much she loves it. She sat with me at a tattoo appointment and afterwards we got pizza and ice cream. I love her. She’s an amazing woman.", ">\n\n\nand afterwards we stopped and had Ethiopian\n\nColumbus Circle? Fantastic places up there", ">\n\nWish I could remember. The place was packed. My grandmother and I sat on the end of the table with the vegetarian platter (since i was vegan) so she mostly ate the veg stuff. It was amazing. There’s a good place up in Tampa (Queen of Sheba) but nowhere near as good as this place was.", ">\n\nHe's probably lying but I wouldn't be surprised if its true. Have you ever seen DeSantis in a debate or outside of his hand-picked media reporters? He's so socially awkward and unstable and has the charisma of a garden slug.", ">\n\nTrue. I have noticed him moving his jaw from side to side in nearly every news conference when someone else is at the podium. Odd.", ">\n\nHe's got some kind of behavioral issue. He was never an appealing candidate, but he's surrounded himself and insulated himself with a core group of very politically savvy extremists that are the ones propelling him forward. He's not the political \"genius\" the media paints him out to be. His handlers are but he's an empty suit being controlled by puppeteers.", ">\n\nThat is actually slightly reassuring for someone not so in the know about him, like myself.", ">\n\nIt shouldn't be though. If you start looking in to his core group of advisors and backers these are some terrifying people.", ">\n\nIn so much as it shows his limitations.", ">\n\nTrue, he has many weaknesses. But they cover for them well.", ">\n\nTrump is desperate to make his opponents look effete to distract from his needing to have his hand held as we walked down a ramp or having to grasp a glass with two small hands or needing the power of the military to help him beat Covid.", ">\n\nCovfefe", ">\n\nHamburder flu", ">\n\nPerpetrated by the radical left gang member known as the “Hamburglar”", ">\n\nRobble robble", ">\n\nLots of self-proclaimed “alpha males” are wrestling with some cognitive dissonance today.", ">\n\nThey'll figure it out after praying to their favorite NFT of the day", ">\n\nDeSantis's response is going to be \"you know what makes me cry? CRT. Please clap.\"", ">\n\nIt was Jeb Bush that said “please clap.”", ">\n\nStandard playbook. Muddy the waters to make your opponent look “just as bad or worse” than you.", ">\n\nOr at least make up enough stories so that sane people with busy lives aren’t sure anymore. It’s what they’ve done for Zelenskyy, Thunberg, and Fauci.\nThat being said I wouldn’t be surprised if Desantis cried.", ">\n\nOn the one hand, Trump claims this any time he tells a story about anyone asking him for anything. \"He came to me with tears in his eyes.\" It's a bizarre piece of rhetoric he employs at every given opportunity. I think he thinks it makes him look magnanimous while simultaneously making the other person look weak. I have doubts that anyone has expressed any emotion in front of the man for less than $50,000 any time in the past 20 years.\nOn the other hand, DeSantis has no heart, can probably cry on command, and will crawl on his hands and knees across broken glass to jerk off a syphilitic stray dog into his own mouth if it means he gets what he wants.", ">\n\nNow thats an awful image!", ">\n\nThank you, I crafted it while taking a dump.", ">\n\nHope Georgia prosecutors doesn't forget the tweet where Trump admitted to interfering in the Florida election to make sure Desantis won.", ">\n\nAnd everybody clapped.", ">\n\nI dunno, I imagine a lot of people cry when they have to interact with him.", ">\n\nDesantis...\"I've seen the pee tape, and it is the most humiliation thing I've ever seen. Donald even got some in his mouth.\"", ">\n\nIt's just DJT pissing up into his own mouth on a bed the Obama's slept on at the Kremlin", ">\n\nTo be fair, getting a close up whiff of scrambled Sudafed and BigMac diaper blowouts tends to make one’s eyes run a bit.", ">\n\nDesantis is garbage. But this story likely isn't true. Trump claims people cry in front of him all the time. Many of those people aren't even real, they are just folks he made up in his head in the moment. \n\"This big guy, some say a former marine, a lot of people are saying it, really big, tough guy, and he came to me, tears in his eyes, and he said 'Mister Trump, you saved my life,' and it's true, I did save his life, I fought next to him in Afghanistan, that's what people are saying, and you know what? Maybe they're right, maybe I did kill 100 terrorists, because I know terrorists, some of them are my friends, and I say to terrorists, stop with that terror, and you know what? They stop. No one else knows terror and anti-terror like I do, just like that marine said.\"", ">\n\nRoflcopter", ">\n\nTrump knows whatever shit he says in the media will be reported like it was fact first and have to be proven false later", ">\n\n\n\"There were tears coming down from his eyes. He said: 'If you endorse me, I'll win,'\" said Trump.\n\nlmao trump couldnt come up with something better than this?", ">\n\nSeriously lol. It has a lot of \"and then everyone clapped\" energy.", ">\n\nWow who's gonna vote for Little Crybaby Ronnie?", ">\n\nWell as hard as it is to say it, I believe Trump this time. He just left out that they cried together, holding each other in a swampy embrace. Their Depends touching each other and their tentacles creep out and conjoin so they may exchange long protein strings.", ">\n\nTrump: [proceeds to unzip pantaloons]", ">\n\n\npantaloons\n\nrich people pants", ">\n\nNo, it’s crazypants. Right there in the name: pant-of-loons.", ">\n\nSuper convincing story, just trust him it's true. He's a business man! How else can he be so rich if not being totally honest? Btw the water pressure sucks in Florida, you have to flush multiple times. Terrible, terrible leader." ]

[ "Sooo, this means trump cried in front of someone when seeking endorsement? Putin?", ">\n\nExactly.", ">\n\nWell, now we know exactly who has something over him.", ">\n\nWe do, but we used to, too.", ">\n\nThanks, Mitch.", ">\n\nDonnie DOES love escalators…", ">\n\nSorry for the convenience", ">\n\nI wonder how man times he called Trump \"sir?\"", ">\n\nThis is how it went word for word.\n“Please sir, endorse me sir. How can I be as smart and as good looking as you sir? Or sir, [starts sobbing] you are so wonderful “", ">\n\nDesantis weakly salutes Dear Leader", ">\n\nThe mandatory real-fake cry claim does have Kim-Jong Il vibes.", ">\n\nRed-on-red crime is my favorite kind of crime.", ">\n\nThis one is great hecause half of their base appeal is as tough guys, so telling the nation that one of them was sobbing like a baby in front of the other is a solid move. Now Deathanus has to decide whether to just accept it and be belittled, or start to fight back and fracture the party. 10/10 can’t wait for season finale.", ">\n\nHalf of these guys wouldn’t know the difference between a hatchet and an axe and wouldn’t be able to load and shoot an AR. \nRepublicans in federal government are almost all what they would consider effeminate suburbanites.", ">\n\nIn reality yes. But we know they don’t live there. To them an obese man who wears makeup and lifted shoes while avoiding war because his feet hurt is the epitome of manly.", ">\n\nI love your username. For some reason, that line cracked up my wife and me and we say it all the time.", ">\n\nIt’s so funny how many people get the reference! Workaholics def had its fans but it was never a mainstream smash so it’s crazy how many people recognize one throwaway line from the show!\nNow get in my grapevan pls", ">\n\nCatherine Zeta Jones, she dips beneath lasers, oh oh oh", ">\n\nShe has entrapped me, and Sean Connery! OH oh OH. OH oh OHhh^hh^h", ">\n\nWhen two pieces of shit get together, there will be a whole lot of stories coming out", ">\n\nThis embarrassing DeSantis campaign ad will be played repeatedly as a hit piece. That was some insane level of bootlicking lol. For one rare moment, I think Trump is speaking the truth. DeSantis absolutely cried in front of him and maybe even got on his knees for an endorsement", ">\n\nI had to go show this to my grandma. She screams about Trump and DeSantis til her voice cracks. She said she’s never wished on anyone’s demise before them. And McConnell. The rage in her 4’11”, 74 year old body is immense.", ">\n\nSounds like you've got one righteous grandma", ">\n\nShe marched her lil ass out in January in DC to march with us during Trump’s inauguration. It was actually my 18th birthday and afterwards we stopped and had Ethiopian for the first time. Her first time trying any African food and she still talks about how much she loves it. She sat with me at a tattoo appointment and afterwards we got pizza and ice cream. I love her. She’s an amazing woman.", ">\n\n\nand afterwards we stopped and had Ethiopian\n\nColumbus Circle? Fantastic places up there", ">\n\nWish I could remember. The place was packed. My grandmother and I sat on the end of the table with the vegetarian platter (since i was vegan) so she mostly ate the veg stuff. It was amazing. There’s a good place up in Tampa (Queen of Sheba) but nowhere near as good as this place was.", ">\n\nHe's probably lying but I wouldn't be surprised if its true. Have you ever seen DeSantis in a debate or outside of his hand-picked media reporters? He's so socially awkward and unstable and has the charisma of a garden slug.", ">\n\nTrue. I have noticed him moving his jaw from side to side in nearly every news conference when someone else is at the podium. Odd.", ">\n\nHe's got some kind of behavioral issue. He was never an appealing candidate, but he's surrounded himself and insulated himself with a core group of very politically savvy extremists that are the ones propelling him forward. He's not the political \"genius\" the media paints him out to be. His handlers are but he's an empty suit being controlled by puppeteers.", ">\n\nThat is actually slightly reassuring for someone not so in the know about him, like myself.", ">\n\nIt shouldn't be though. If you start looking in to his core group of advisors and backers these are some terrifying people.", ">\n\nIn so much as it shows his limitations.", ">\n\nTrue, he has many weaknesses. But they cover for them well.", ">\n\nTrump is desperate to make his opponents look effete to distract from his needing to have his hand held as we walked down a ramp or having to grasp a glass with two small hands or needing the power of the military to help him beat Covid.", ">\n\nCovfefe", ">\n\nHamburder flu", ">\n\nPerpetrated by the radical left gang member known as the “Hamburglar”", ">\n\nRobble robble", ">\n\nLots of self-proclaimed “alpha males” are wrestling with some cognitive dissonance today.", ">\n\nThey'll figure it out after praying to their favorite NFT of the day", ">\n\nDeSantis's response is going to be \"you know what makes me cry? CRT. Please clap.\"", ">\n\nIt was Jeb Bush that said “please clap.”", ">\n\nStandard playbook. Muddy the waters to make your opponent look “just as bad or worse” than you.", ">\n\nOr at least make up enough stories so that sane people with busy lives aren’t sure anymore. It’s what they’ve done for Zelenskyy, Thunberg, and Fauci.\nThat being said I wouldn’t be surprised if Desantis cried.", ">\n\nOn the one hand, Trump claims this any time he tells a story about anyone asking him for anything. \"He came to me with tears in his eyes.\" It's a bizarre piece of rhetoric he employs at every given opportunity. I think he thinks it makes him look magnanimous while simultaneously making the other person look weak. I have doubts that anyone has expressed any emotion in front of the man for less than $50,000 any time in the past 20 years.\nOn the other hand, DeSantis has no heart, can probably cry on command, and will crawl on his hands and knees across broken glass to jerk off a syphilitic stray dog into his own mouth if it means he gets what he wants.", ">\n\nNow thats an awful image!", ">\n\nThank you, I crafted it while taking a dump.", ">\n\nHope Georgia prosecutors doesn't forget the tweet where Trump admitted to interfering in the Florida election to make sure Desantis won.", ">\n\nAnd everybody clapped.", ">\n\nI dunno, I imagine a lot of people cry when they have to interact with him.", ">\n\nDesantis...\"I've seen the pee tape, and it is the most humiliation thing I've ever seen. Donald even got some in his mouth.\"", ">\n\nIt's just DJT pissing up into his own mouth on a bed the Obama's slept on at the Kremlin", ">\n\nTo be fair, getting a close up whiff of scrambled Sudafed and BigMac diaper blowouts tends to make one’s eyes run a bit.", ">\n\nDesantis is garbage. But this story likely isn't true. Trump claims people cry in front of him all the time. Many of those people aren't even real, they are just folks he made up in his head in the moment. \n\"This big guy, some say a former marine, a lot of people are saying it, really big, tough guy, and he came to me, tears in his eyes, and he said 'Mister Trump, you saved my life,' and it's true, I did save his life, I fought next to him in Afghanistan, that's what people are saying, and you know what? Maybe they're right, maybe I did kill 100 terrorists, because I know terrorists, some of them are my friends, and I say to terrorists, stop with that terror, and you know what? They stop. No one else knows terror and anti-terror like I do, just like that marine said.\"", ">\n\nRoflcopter", ">\n\nTrump knows whatever shit he says in the media will be reported like it was fact first and have to be proven false later", ">\n\n\n\"There were tears coming down from his eyes. He said: 'If you endorse me, I'll win,'\" said Trump.\n\nlmao trump couldnt come up with something better than this?", ">\n\nSeriously lol. It has a lot of \"and then everyone clapped\" energy.", ">\n\nWow who's gonna vote for Little Crybaby Ronnie?", ">\n\nWell as hard as it is to say it, I believe Trump this time. He just left out that they cried together, holding each other in a swampy embrace. Their Depends touching each other and their tentacles creep out and conjoin so they may exchange long protein strings.", ">\n\nTrump: [proceeds to unzip pantaloons]", ">\n\n\npantaloons\n\nrich people pants", ">\n\nNo, it’s crazypants. Right there in the name: pant-of-loons.", ">\n\nSuper convincing story, just trust him it's true. He's a business man! How else can he be so rich if not being totally honest? Btw the water pressure sucks in Florida, you have to flush multiple times. Terrible, terrible leader.", ">\n\n“He said ‘Sir…’”" ]

[ "Sooo, this means trump cried in front of someone when seeking endorsement? Putin?", ">\n\nExactly.", ">\n\nWell, now we know exactly who has something over him.", ">\n\nWe do, but we used to, too.", ">\n\nThanks, Mitch.", ">\n\nDonnie DOES love escalators…", ">\n\nSorry for the convenience", ">\n\nI wonder how man times he called Trump \"sir?\"", ">\n\nThis is how it went word for word.\n“Please sir, endorse me sir. How can I be as smart and as good looking as you sir? Or sir, [starts sobbing] you are so wonderful “", ">\n\nDesantis weakly salutes Dear Leader", ">\n\nThe mandatory real-fake cry claim does have Kim-Jong Il vibes.", ">\n\nRed-on-red crime is my favorite kind of crime.", ">\n\nThis one is great hecause half of their base appeal is as tough guys, so telling the nation that one of them was sobbing like a baby in front of the other is a solid move. Now Deathanus has to decide whether to just accept it and be belittled, or start to fight back and fracture the party. 10/10 can’t wait for season finale.", ">\n\nHalf of these guys wouldn’t know the difference between a hatchet and an axe and wouldn’t be able to load and shoot an AR. \nRepublicans in federal government are almost all what they would consider effeminate suburbanites.", ">\n\nIn reality yes. But we know they don’t live there. To them an obese man who wears makeup and lifted shoes while avoiding war because his feet hurt is the epitome of manly.", ">\n\nI love your username. For some reason, that line cracked up my wife and me and we say it all the time.", ">\n\nIt’s so funny how many people get the reference! Workaholics def had its fans but it was never a mainstream smash so it’s crazy how many people recognize one throwaway line from the show!\nNow get in my grapevan pls", ">\n\nCatherine Zeta Jones, she dips beneath lasers, oh oh oh", ">\n\nShe has entrapped me, and Sean Connery! OH oh OH. OH oh OHhh^hh^h", ">\n\nWhen two pieces of shit get together, there will be a whole lot of stories coming out", ">\n\nThis embarrassing DeSantis campaign ad will be played repeatedly as a hit piece. That was some insane level of bootlicking lol. For one rare moment, I think Trump is speaking the truth. DeSantis absolutely cried in front of him and maybe even got on his knees for an endorsement", ">\n\nI had to go show this to my grandma. She screams about Trump and DeSantis til her voice cracks. She said she’s never wished on anyone’s demise before them. And McConnell. The rage in her 4’11”, 74 year old body is immense.", ">\n\nSounds like you've got one righteous grandma", ">\n\nShe marched her lil ass out in January in DC to march with us during Trump’s inauguration. It was actually my 18th birthday and afterwards we stopped and had Ethiopian for the first time. Her first time trying any African food and she still talks about how much she loves it. She sat with me at a tattoo appointment and afterwards we got pizza and ice cream. I love her. She’s an amazing woman.", ">\n\n\nand afterwards we stopped and had Ethiopian\n\nColumbus Circle? Fantastic places up there", ">\n\nWish I could remember. The place was packed. My grandmother and I sat on the end of the table with the vegetarian platter (since i was vegan) so she mostly ate the veg stuff. It was amazing. There’s a good place up in Tampa (Queen of Sheba) but nowhere near as good as this place was.", ">\n\nHe's probably lying but I wouldn't be surprised if its true. Have you ever seen DeSantis in a debate or outside of his hand-picked media reporters? He's so socially awkward and unstable and has the charisma of a garden slug.", ">\n\nTrue. I have noticed him moving his jaw from side to side in nearly every news conference when someone else is at the podium. Odd.", ">\n\nHe's got some kind of behavioral issue. He was never an appealing candidate, but he's surrounded himself and insulated himself with a core group of very politically savvy extremists that are the ones propelling him forward. He's not the political \"genius\" the media paints him out to be. His handlers are but he's an empty suit being controlled by puppeteers.", ">\n\nThat is actually slightly reassuring for someone not so in the know about him, like myself.", ">\n\nIt shouldn't be though. If you start looking in to his core group of advisors and backers these are some terrifying people.", ">\n\nIn so much as it shows his limitations.", ">\n\nTrue, he has many weaknesses. But they cover for them well.", ">\n\nTrump is desperate to make his opponents look effete to distract from his needing to have his hand held as we walked down a ramp or having to grasp a glass with two small hands or needing the power of the military to help him beat Covid.", ">\n\nCovfefe", ">\n\nHamburder flu", ">\n\nPerpetrated by the radical left gang member known as the “Hamburglar”", ">\n\nRobble robble", ">\n\nLots of self-proclaimed “alpha males” are wrestling with some cognitive dissonance today.", ">\n\nThey'll figure it out after praying to their favorite NFT of the day", ">\n\nDeSantis's response is going to be \"you know what makes me cry? CRT. Please clap.\"", ">\n\nIt was Jeb Bush that said “please clap.”", ">\n\nStandard playbook. Muddy the waters to make your opponent look “just as bad or worse” than you.", ">\n\nOr at least make up enough stories so that sane people with busy lives aren’t sure anymore. It’s what they’ve done for Zelenskyy, Thunberg, and Fauci.\nThat being said I wouldn’t be surprised if Desantis cried.", ">\n\nOn the one hand, Trump claims this any time he tells a story about anyone asking him for anything. \"He came to me with tears in his eyes.\" It's a bizarre piece of rhetoric he employs at every given opportunity. I think he thinks it makes him look magnanimous while simultaneously making the other person look weak. I have doubts that anyone has expressed any emotion in front of the man for less than $50,000 any time in the past 20 years.\nOn the other hand, DeSantis has no heart, can probably cry on command, and will crawl on his hands and knees across broken glass to jerk off a syphilitic stray dog into his own mouth if it means he gets what he wants.", ">\n\nNow thats an awful image!", ">\n\nThank you, I crafted it while taking a dump.", ">\n\nHope Georgia prosecutors doesn't forget the tweet where Trump admitted to interfering in the Florida election to make sure Desantis won.", ">\n\nAnd everybody clapped.", ">\n\nI dunno, I imagine a lot of people cry when they have to interact with him.", ">\n\nDesantis...\"I've seen the pee tape, and it is the most humiliation thing I've ever seen. Donald even got some in his mouth.\"", ">\n\nIt's just DJT pissing up into his own mouth on a bed the Obama's slept on at the Kremlin", ">\n\nTo be fair, getting a close up whiff of scrambled Sudafed and BigMac diaper blowouts tends to make one’s eyes run a bit.", ">\n\nDesantis is garbage. But this story likely isn't true. Trump claims people cry in front of him all the time. Many of those people aren't even real, they are just folks he made up in his head in the moment. \n\"This big guy, some say a former marine, a lot of people are saying it, really big, tough guy, and he came to me, tears in his eyes, and he said 'Mister Trump, you saved my life,' and it's true, I did save his life, I fought next to him in Afghanistan, that's what people are saying, and you know what? Maybe they're right, maybe I did kill 100 terrorists, because I know terrorists, some of them are my friends, and I say to terrorists, stop with that terror, and you know what? They stop. No one else knows terror and anti-terror like I do, just like that marine said.\"", ">\n\nRoflcopter", ">\n\nTrump knows whatever shit he says in the media will be reported like it was fact first and have to be proven false later", ">\n\n\n\"There were tears coming down from his eyes. He said: 'If you endorse me, I'll win,'\" said Trump.\n\nlmao trump couldnt come up with something better than this?", ">\n\nSeriously lol. It has a lot of \"and then everyone clapped\" energy.", ">\n\nWow who's gonna vote for Little Crybaby Ronnie?", ">\n\nWell as hard as it is to say it, I believe Trump this time. He just left out that they cried together, holding each other in a swampy embrace. Their Depends touching each other and their tentacles creep out and conjoin so they may exchange long protein strings.", ">\n\nTrump: [proceeds to unzip pantaloons]", ">\n\n\npantaloons\n\nrich people pants", ">\n\nNo, it’s crazypants. Right there in the name: pant-of-loons.", ">\n\nSuper convincing story, just trust him it's true. He's a business man! How else can he be so rich if not being totally honest? Btw the water pressure sucks in Florida, you have to flush multiple times. Terrible, terrible leader.", ">\n\n“He said ‘Sir…’”", ">\n\nLying liars lie." ]

[ "Sooo, this means trump cried in front of someone when seeking endorsement? Putin?", ">\n\nExactly.", ">\n\nWell, now we know exactly who has something over him.", ">\n\nWe do, but we used to, too.", ">\n\nThanks, Mitch.", ">\n\nDonnie DOES love escalators…", ">\n\nSorry for the convenience", ">\n\nI wonder how man times he called Trump \"sir?\"", ">\n\nThis is how it went word for word.\n“Please sir, endorse me sir. How can I be as smart and as good looking as you sir? Or sir, [starts sobbing] you are so wonderful “", ">\n\nDesantis weakly salutes Dear Leader", ">\n\nThe mandatory real-fake cry claim does have Kim-Jong Il vibes.", ">\n\nRed-on-red crime is my favorite kind of crime.", ">\n\nThis one is great hecause half of their base appeal is as tough guys, so telling the nation that one of them was sobbing like a baby in front of the other is a solid move. Now Deathanus has to decide whether to just accept it and be belittled, or start to fight back and fracture the party. 10/10 can’t wait for season finale.", ">\n\nHalf of these guys wouldn’t know the difference between a hatchet and an axe and wouldn’t be able to load and shoot an AR. \nRepublicans in federal government are almost all what they would consider effeminate suburbanites.", ">\n\nIn reality yes. But we know they don’t live there. To them an obese man who wears makeup and lifted shoes while avoiding war because his feet hurt is the epitome of manly.", ">\n\nI love your username. For some reason, that line cracked up my wife and me and we say it all the time.", ">\n\nIt’s so funny how many people get the reference! Workaholics def had its fans but it was never a mainstream smash so it’s crazy how many people recognize one throwaway line from the show!\nNow get in my grapevan pls", ">\n\nCatherine Zeta Jones, she dips beneath lasers, oh oh oh", ">\n\nShe has entrapped me, and Sean Connery! OH oh OH. OH oh OHhh^hh^h", ">\n\nWhen two pieces of shit get together, there will be a whole lot of stories coming out", ">\n\nThis embarrassing DeSantis campaign ad will be played repeatedly as a hit piece. That was some insane level of bootlicking lol. For one rare moment, I think Trump is speaking the truth. DeSantis absolutely cried in front of him and maybe even got on his knees for an endorsement", ">\n\nI had to go show this to my grandma. She screams about Trump and DeSantis til her voice cracks. She said she’s never wished on anyone’s demise before them. And McConnell. The rage in her 4’11”, 74 year old body is immense.", ">\n\nSounds like you've got one righteous grandma", ">\n\nShe marched her lil ass out in January in DC to march with us during Trump’s inauguration. It was actually my 18th birthday and afterwards we stopped and had Ethiopian for the first time. Her first time trying any African food and she still talks about how much she loves it. She sat with me at a tattoo appointment and afterwards we got pizza and ice cream. I love her. She’s an amazing woman.", ">\n\n\nand afterwards we stopped and had Ethiopian\n\nColumbus Circle? Fantastic places up there", ">\n\nWish I could remember. The place was packed. My grandmother and I sat on the end of the table with the vegetarian platter (since i was vegan) so she mostly ate the veg stuff. It was amazing. There’s a good place up in Tampa (Queen of Sheba) but nowhere near as good as this place was.", ">\n\nHe's probably lying but I wouldn't be surprised if its true. Have you ever seen DeSantis in a debate or outside of his hand-picked media reporters? He's so socially awkward and unstable and has the charisma of a garden slug.", ">\n\nTrue. I have noticed him moving his jaw from side to side in nearly every news conference when someone else is at the podium. Odd.", ">\n\nHe's got some kind of behavioral issue. He was never an appealing candidate, but he's surrounded himself and insulated himself with a core group of very politically savvy extremists that are the ones propelling him forward. He's not the political \"genius\" the media paints him out to be. His handlers are but he's an empty suit being controlled by puppeteers.", ">\n\nThat is actually slightly reassuring for someone not so in the know about him, like myself.", ">\n\nIt shouldn't be though. If you start looking in to his core group of advisors and backers these are some terrifying people.", ">\n\nIn so much as it shows his limitations.", ">\n\nTrue, he has many weaknesses. But they cover for them well.", ">\n\nTrump is desperate to make his opponents look effete to distract from his needing to have his hand held as we walked down a ramp or having to grasp a glass with two small hands or needing the power of the military to help him beat Covid.", ">\n\nCovfefe", ">\n\nHamburder flu", ">\n\nPerpetrated by the radical left gang member known as the “Hamburglar”", ">\n\nRobble robble", ">\n\nLots of self-proclaimed “alpha males” are wrestling with some cognitive dissonance today.", ">\n\nThey'll figure it out after praying to their favorite NFT of the day", ">\n\nDeSantis's response is going to be \"you know what makes me cry? CRT. Please clap.\"", ">\n\nIt was Jeb Bush that said “please clap.”", ">\n\nStandard playbook. Muddy the waters to make your opponent look “just as bad or worse” than you.", ">\n\nOr at least make up enough stories so that sane people with busy lives aren’t sure anymore. It’s what they’ve done for Zelenskyy, Thunberg, and Fauci.\nThat being said I wouldn’t be surprised if Desantis cried.", ">\n\nOn the one hand, Trump claims this any time he tells a story about anyone asking him for anything. \"He came to me with tears in his eyes.\" It's a bizarre piece of rhetoric he employs at every given opportunity. I think he thinks it makes him look magnanimous while simultaneously making the other person look weak. I have doubts that anyone has expressed any emotion in front of the man for less than $50,000 any time in the past 20 years.\nOn the other hand, DeSantis has no heart, can probably cry on command, and will crawl on his hands and knees across broken glass to jerk off a syphilitic stray dog into his own mouth if it means he gets what he wants.", ">\n\nNow thats an awful image!", ">\n\nThank you, I crafted it while taking a dump.", ">\n\nHope Georgia prosecutors doesn't forget the tweet where Trump admitted to interfering in the Florida election to make sure Desantis won.", ">\n\nAnd everybody clapped.", ">\n\nI dunno, I imagine a lot of people cry when they have to interact with him.", ">\n\nDesantis...\"I've seen the pee tape, and it is the most humiliation thing I've ever seen. Donald even got some in his mouth.\"", ">\n\nIt's just DJT pissing up into his own mouth on a bed the Obama's slept on at the Kremlin", ">\n\nTo be fair, getting a close up whiff of scrambled Sudafed and BigMac diaper blowouts tends to make one’s eyes run a bit.", ">\n\nDesantis is garbage. But this story likely isn't true. Trump claims people cry in front of him all the time. Many of those people aren't even real, they are just folks he made up in his head in the moment. \n\"This big guy, some say a former marine, a lot of people are saying it, really big, tough guy, and he came to me, tears in his eyes, and he said 'Mister Trump, you saved my life,' and it's true, I did save his life, I fought next to him in Afghanistan, that's what people are saying, and you know what? Maybe they're right, maybe I did kill 100 terrorists, because I know terrorists, some of them are my friends, and I say to terrorists, stop with that terror, and you know what? They stop. No one else knows terror and anti-terror like I do, just like that marine said.\"", ">\n\nRoflcopter", ">\n\nTrump knows whatever shit he says in the media will be reported like it was fact first and have to be proven false later", ">\n\n\n\"There were tears coming down from his eyes. He said: 'If you endorse me, I'll win,'\" said Trump.\n\nlmao trump couldnt come up with something better than this?", ">\n\nSeriously lol. It has a lot of \"and then everyone clapped\" energy.", ">\n\nWow who's gonna vote for Little Crybaby Ronnie?", ">\n\nWell as hard as it is to say it, I believe Trump this time. He just left out that they cried together, holding each other in a swampy embrace. Their Depends touching each other and their tentacles creep out and conjoin so they may exchange long protein strings.", ">\n\nTrump: [proceeds to unzip pantaloons]", ">\n\n\npantaloons\n\nrich people pants", ">\n\nNo, it’s crazypants. Right there in the name: pant-of-loons.", ">\n\nSuper convincing story, just trust him it's true. He's a business man! How else can he be so rich if not being totally honest? Btw the water pressure sucks in Florida, you have to flush multiple times. Terrible, terrible leader.", ">\n\n“He said ‘Sir…’”", ">\n\nLying liars lie.", ">\n\nBigly." ]

[ "Sooo, this means trump cried in front of someone when seeking endorsement? Putin?", ">\n\nExactly.", ">\n\nWell, now we know exactly who has something over him.", ">\n\nWe do, but we used to, too.", ">\n\nThanks, Mitch.", ">\n\nDonnie DOES love escalators…", ">\n\nSorry for the convenience", ">\n\nI wonder how man times he called Trump \"sir?\"", ">\n\nThis is how it went word for word.\n“Please sir, endorse me sir. How can I be as smart and as good looking as you sir? Or sir, [starts sobbing] you are so wonderful “", ">\n\nDesantis weakly salutes Dear Leader", ">\n\nThe mandatory real-fake cry claim does have Kim-Jong Il vibes.", ">\n\nRed-on-red crime is my favorite kind of crime.", ">\n\nThis one is great hecause half of their base appeal is as tough guys, so telling the nation that one of them was sobbing like a baby in front of the other is a solid move. Now Deathanus has to decide whether to just accept it and be belittled, or start to fight back and fracture the party. 10/10 can’t wait for season finale.", ">\n\nHalf of these guys wouldn’t know the difference between a hatchet and an axe and wouldn’t be able to load and shoot an AR. \nRepublicans in federal government are almost all what they would consider effeminate suburbanites.", ">\n\nIn reality yes. But we know they don’t live there. To them an obese man who wears makeup and lifted shoes while avoiding war because his feet hurt is the epitome of manly.", ">\n\nI love your username. For some reason, that line cracked up my wife and me and we say it all the time.", ">\n\nIt’s so funny how many people get the reference! Workaholics def had its fans but it was never a mainstream smash so it’s crazy how many people recognize one throwaway line from the show!\nNow get in my grapevan pls", ">\n\nCatherine Zeta Jones, she dips beneath lasers, oh oh oh", ">\n\nShe has entrapped me, and Sean Connery! OH oh OH. OH oh OHhh^hh^h", ">\n\nWhen two pieces of shit get together, there will be a whole lot of stories coming out", ">\n\nThis embarrassing DeSantis campaign ad will be played repeatedly as a hit piece. That was some insane level of bootlicking lol. For one rare moment, I think Trump is speaking the truth. DeSantis absolutely cried in front of him and maybe even got on his knees for an endorsement", ">\n\nI had to go show this to my grandma. She screams about Trump and DeSantis til her voice cracks. She said she’s never wished on anyone’s demise before them. And McConnell. The rage in her 4’11”, 74 year old body is immense.", ">\n\nSounds like you've got one righteous grandma", ">\n\nShe marched her lil ass out in January in DC to march with us during Trump’s inauguration. It was actually my 18th birthday and afterwards we stopped and had Ethiopian for the first time. Her first time trying any African food and she still talks about how much she loves it. She sat with me at a tattoo appointment and afterwards we got pizza and ice cream. I love her. She’s an amazing woman.", ">\n\n\nand afterwards we stopped and had Ethiopian\n\nColumbus Circle? Fantastic places up there", ">\n\nWish I could remember. The place was packed. My grandmother and I sat on the end of the table with the vegetarian platter (since i was vegan) so she mostly ate the veg stuff. It was amazing. There’s a good place up in Tampa (Queen of Sheba) but nowhere near as good as this place was.", ">\n\nHe's probably lying but I wouldn't be surprised if its true. Have you ever seen DeSantis in a debate or outside of his hand-picked media reporters? He's so socially awkward and unstable and has the charisma of a garden slug.", ">\n\nTrue. I have noticed him moving his jaw from side to side in nearly every news conference when someone else is at the podium. Odd.", ">\n\nHe's got some kind of behavioral issue. He was never an appealing candidate, but he's surrounded himself and insulated himself with a core group of very politically savvy extremists that are the ones propelling him forward. He's not the political \"genius\" the media paints him out to be. His handlers are but he's an empty suit being controlled by puppeteers.", ">\n\nThat is actually slightly reassuring for someone not so in the know about him, like myself.", ">\n\nIt shouldn't be though. If you start looking in to his core group of advisors and backers these are some terrifying people.", ">\n\nIn so much as it shows his limitations.", ">\n\nTrue, he has many weaknesses. But they cover for them well.", ">\n\nTrump is desperate to make his opponents look effete to distract from his needing to have his hand held as we walked down a ramp or having to grasp a glass with two small hands or needing the power of the military to help him beat Covid.", ">\n\nCovfefe", ">\n\nHamburder flu", ">\n\nPerpetrated by the radical left gang member known as the “Hamburglar”", ">\n\nRobble robble", ">\n\nLots of self-proclaimed “alpha males” are wrestling with some cognitive dissonance today.", ">\n\nThey'll figure it out after praying to their favorite NFT of the day", ">\n\nDeSantis's response is going to be \"you know what makes me cry? CRT. Please clap.\"", ">\n\nIt was Jeb Bush that said “please clap.”", ">\n\nStandard playbook. Muddy the waters to make your opponent look “just as bad or worse” than you.", ">\n\nOr at least make up enough stories so that sane people with busy lives aren’t sure anymore. It’s what they’ve done for Zelenskyy, Thunberg, and Fauci.\nThat being said I wouldn’t be surprised if Desantis cried.", ">\n\nOn the one hand, Trump claims this any time he tells a story about anyone asking him for anything. \"He came to me with tears in his eyes.\" It's a bizarre piece of rhetoric he employs at every given opportunity. I think he thinks it makes him look magnanimous while simultaneously making the other person look weak. I have doubts that anyone has expressed any emotion in front of the man for less than $50,000 any time in the past 20 years.\nOn the other hand, DeSantis has no heart, can probably cry on command, and will crawl on his hands and knees across broken glass to jerk off a syphilitic stray dog into his own mouth if it means he gets what he wants.", ">\n\nNow thats an awful image!", ">\n\nThank you, I crafted it while taking a dump.", ">\n\nHope Georgia prosecutors doesn't forget the tweet where Trump admitted to interfering in the Florida election to make sure Desantis won.", ">\n\nAnd everybody clapped.", ">\n\nI dunno, I imagine a lot of people cry when they have to interact with him.", ">\n\nDesantis...\"I've seen the pee tape, and it is the most humiliation thing I've ever seen. Donald even got some in his mouth.\"", ">\n\nIt's just DJT pissing up into his own mouth on a bed the Obama's slept on at the Kremlin", ">\n\nTo be fair, getting a close up whiff of scrambled Sudafed and BigMac diaper blowouts tends to make one’s eyes run a bit.", ">\n\nDesantis is garbage. But this story likely isn't true. Trump claims people cry in front of him all the time. Many of those people aren't even real, they are just folks he made up in his head in the moment. \n\"This big guy, some say a former marine, a lot of people are saying it, really big, tough guy, and he came to me, tears in his eyes, and he said 'Mister Trump, you saved my life,' and it's true, I did save his life, I fought next to him in Afghanistan, that's what people are saying, and you know what? Maybe they're right, maybe I did kill 100 terrorists, because I know terrorists, some of them are my friends, and I say to terrorists, stop with that terror, and you know what? They stop. No one else knows terror and anti-terror like I do, just like that marine said.\"", ">\n\nRoflcopter", ">\n\nTrump knows whatever shit he says in the media will be reported like it was fact first and have to be proven false later", ">\n\n\n\"There were tears coming down from his eyes. He said: 'If you endorse me, I'll win,'\" said Trump.\n\nlmao trump couldnt come up with something better than this?", ">\n\nSeriously lol. It has a lot of \"and then everyone clapped\" energy.", ">\n\nWow who's gonna vote for Little Crybaby Ronnie?", ">\n\nWell as hard as it is to say it, I believe Trump this time. He just left out that they cried together, holding each other in a swampy embrace. Their Depends touching each other and their tentacles creep out and conjoin so they may exchange long protein strings.", ">\n\nTrump: [proceeds to unzip pantaloons]", ">\n\n\npantaloons\n\nrich people pants", ">\n\nNo, it’s crazypants. Right there in the name: pant-of-loons.", ">\n\nSuper convincing story, just trust him it's true. He's a business man! How else can he be so rich if not being totally honest? Btw the water pressure sucks in Florida, you have to flush multiple times. Terrible, terrible leader.", ">\n\n“He said ‘Sir…’”", ">\n\nLying liars lie.", ">\n\nBigly.", ">\n\nTrump says ~~Santos~~ DeSantis cried. ~~Santos~~ DeSantis will claim that he didn't. One of these serial liars would be telling the truth. That has never happened before so the universe might just explode out of sheer surprise.\nEdit: wrong idiot" ]

[ "Sooo, this means trump cried in front of someone when seeking endorsement? Putin?", ">\n\nExactly.", ">\n\nWell, now we know exactly who has something over him.", ">\n\nWe do, but we used to, too.", ">\n\nThanks, Mitch.", ">\n\nDonnie DOES love escalators…", ">\n\nSorry for the convenience", ">\n\nI wonder how man times he called Trump \"sir?\"", ">\n\nThis is how it went word for word.\n“Please sir, endorse me sir. How can I be as smart and as good looking as you sir? Or sir, [starts sobbing] you are so wonderful “", ">\n\nDesantis weakly salutes Dear Leader", ">\n\nThe mandatory real-fake cry claim does have Kim-Jong Il vibes.", ">\n\nRed-on-red crime is my favorite kind of crime.", ">\n\nThis one is great hecause half of their base appeal is as tough guys, so telling the nation that one of them was sobbing like a baby in front of the other is a solid move. Now Deathanus has to decide whether to just accept it and be belittled, or start to fight back and fracture the party. 10/10 can’t wait for season finale.", ">\n\nHalf of these guys wouldn’t know the difference between a hatchet and an axe and wouldn’t be able to load and shoot an AR. \nRepublicans in federal government are almost all what they would consider effeminate suburbanites.", ">\n\nIn reality yes. But we know they don’t live there. To them an obese man who wears makeup and lifted shoes while avoiding war because his feet hurt is the epitome of manly.", ">\n\nI love your username. For some reason, that line cracked up my wife and me and we say it all the time.", ">\n\nIt’s so funny how many people get the reference! Workaholics def had its fans but it was never a mainstream smash so it’s crazy how many people recognize one throwaway line from the show!\nNow get in my grapevan pls", ">\n\nCatherine Zeta Jones, she dips beneath lasers, oh oh oh", ">\n\nShe has entrapped me, and Sean Connery! OH oh OH. OH oh OHhh^hh^h", ">\n\nWhen two pieces of shit get together, there will be a whole lot of stories coming out", ">\n\nThis embarrassing DeSantis campaign ad will be played repeatedly as a hit piece. That was some insane level of bootlicking lol. For one rare moment, I think Trump is speaking the truth. DeSantis absolutely cried in front of him and maybe even got on his knees for an endorsement", ">\n\nI had to go show this to my grandma. She screams about Trump and DeSantis til her voice cracks. She said she’s never wished on anyone’s demise before them. And McConnell. The rage in her 4’11”, 74 year old body is immense.", ">\n\nSounds like you've got one righteous grandma", ">\n\nShe marched her lil ass out in January in DC to march with us during Trump’s inauguration. It was actually my 18th birthday and afterwards we stopped and had Ethiopian for the first time. Her first time trying any African food and she still talks about how much she loves it. She sat with me at a tattoo appointment and afterwards we got pizza and ice cream. I love her. She’s an amazing woman.", ">\n\n\nand afterwards we stopped and had Ethiopian\n\nColumbus Circle? Fantastic places up there", ">\n\nWish I could remember. The place was packed. My grandmother and I sat on the end of the table with the vegetarian platter (since i was vegan) so she mostly ate the veg stuff. It was amazing. There’s a good place up in Tampa (Queen of Sheba) but nowhere near as good as this place was.", ">\n\nHe's probably lying but I wouldn't be surprised if its true. Have you ever seen DeSantis in a debate or outside of his hand-picked media reporters? He's so socially awkward and unstable and has the charisma of a garden slug.", ">\n\nTrue. I have noticed him moving his jaw from side to side in nearly every news conference when someone else is at the podium. Odd.", ">\n\nHe's got some kind of behavioral issue. He was never an appealing candidate, but he's surrounded himself and insulated himself with a core group of very politically savvy extremists that are the ones propelling him forward. He's not the political \"genius\" the media paints him out to be. His handlers are but he's an empty suit being controlled by puppeteers.", ">\n\nThat is actually slightly reassuring for someone not so in the know about him, like myself.", ">\n\nIt shouldn't be though. If you start looking in to his core group of advisors and backers these are some terrifying people.", ">\n\nIn so much as it shows his limitations.", ">\n\nTrue, he has many weaknesses. But they cover for them well.", ">\n\nTrump is desperate to make his opponents look effete to distract from his needing to have his hand held as we walked down a ramp or having to grasp a glass with two small hands or needing the power of the military to help him beat Covid.", ">\n\nCovfefe", ">\n\nHamburder flu", ">\n\nPerpetrated by the radical left gang member known as the “Hamburglar”", ">\n\nRobble robble", ">\n\nLots of self-proclaimed “alpha males” are wrestling with some cognitive dissonance today.", ">\n\nThey'll figure it out after praying to their favorite NFT of the day", ">\n\nDeSantis's response is going to be \"you know what makes me cry? CRT. Please clap.\"", ">\n\nIt was Jeb Bush that said “please clap.”", ">\n\nStandard playbook. Muddy the waters to make your opponent look “just as bad or worse” than you.", ">\n\nOr at least make up enough stories so that sane people with busy lives aren’t sure anymore. It’s what they’ve done for Zelenskyy, Thunberg, and Fauci.\nThat being said I wouldn’t be surprised if Desantis cried.", ">\n\nOn the one hand, Trump claims this any time he tells a story about anyone asking him for anything. \"He came to me with tears in his eyes.\" It's a bizarre piece of rhetoric he employs at every given opportunity. I think he thinks it makes him look magnanimous while simultaneously making the other person look weak. I have doubts that anyone has expressed any emotion in front of the man for less than $50,000 any time in the past 20 years.\nOn the other hand, DeSantis has no heart, can probably cry on command, and will crawl on his hands and knees across broken glass to jerk off a syphilitic stray dog into his own mouth if it means he gets what he wants.", ">\n\nNow thats an awful image!", ">\n\nThank you, I crafted it while taking a dump.", ">\n\nHope Georgia prosecutors doesn't forget the tweet where Trump admitted to interfering in the Florida election to make sure Desantis won.", ">\n\nAnd everybody clapped.", ">\n\nI dunno, I imagine a lot of people cry when they have to interact with him.", ">\n\nDesantis...\"I've seen the pee tape, and it is the most humiliation thing I've ever seen. Donald even got some in his mouth.\"", ">\n\nIt's just DJT pissing up into his own mouth on a bed the Obama's slept on at the Kremlin", ">\n\nTo be fair, getting a close up whiff of scrambled Sudafed and BigMac diaper blowouts tends to make one’s eyes run a bit.", ">\n\nDesantis is garbage. But this story likely isn't true. Trump claims people cry in front of him all the time. Many of those people aren't even real, they are just folks he made up in his head in the moment. \n\"This big guy, some say a former marine, a lot of people are saying it, really big, tough guy, and he came to me, tears in his eyes, and he said 'Mister Trump, you saved my life,' and it's true, I did save his life, I fought next to him in Afghanistan, that's what people are saying, and you know what? Maybe they're right, maybe I did kill 100 terrorists, because I know terrorists, some of them are my friends, and I say to terrorists, stop with that terror, and you know what? They stop. No one else knows terror and anti-terror like I do, just like that marine said.\"", ">\n\nRoflcopter", ">\n\nTrump knows whatever shit he says in the media will be reported like it was fact first and have to be proven false later", ">\n\n\n\"There were tears coming down from his eyes. He said: 'If you endorse me, I'll win,'\" said Trump.\n\nlmao trump couldnt come up with something better than this?", ">\n\nSeriously lol. It has a lot of \"and then everyone clapped\" energy.", ">\n\nWow who's gonna vote for Little Crybaby Ronnie?", ">\n\nWell as hard as it is to say it, I believe Trump this time. He just left out that they cried together, holding each other in a swampy embrace. Their Depends touching each other and their tentacles creep out and conjoin so they may exchange long protein strings.", ">\n\nTrump: [proceeds to unzip pantaloons]", ">\n\n\npantaloons\n\nrich people pants", ">\n\nNo, it’s crazypants. Right there in the name: pant-of-loons.", ">\n\nSuper convincing story, just trust him it's true. He's a business man! How else can he be so rich if not being totally honest? Btw the water pressure sucks in Florida, you have to flush multiple times. Terrible, terrible leader.", ">\n\n“He said ‘Sir…’”", ">\n\nLying liars lie.", ">\n\nBigly.", ">\n\nTrump says ~~Santos~~ DeSantis cried. ~~Santos~~ DeSantis will claim that he didn't. One of these serial liars would be telling the truth. That has never happened before so the universe might just explode out of sheer surprise.\nEdit: wrong idiot", ">\n\nSantos or DeSantis?" ]

[ "Sooo, this means trump cried in front of someone when seeking endorsement? Putin?", ">\n\nExactly.", ">\n\nWell, now we know exactly who has something over him.", ">\n\nWe do, but we used to, too.", ">\n\nThanks, Mitch.", ">\n\nDonnie DOES love escalators…", ">\n\nSorry for the convenience", ">\n\nI wonder how man times he called Trump \"sir?\"", ">\n\nThis is how it went word for word.\n“Please sir, endorse me sir. How can I be as smart and as good looking as you sir? Or sir, [starts sobbing] you are so wonderful “", ">\n\nDesantis weakly salutes Dear Leader", ">\n\nThe mandatory real-fake cry claim does have Kim-Jong Il vibes.", ">\n\nRed-on-red crime is my favorite kind of crime.", ">\n\nThis one is great hecause half of their base appeal is as tough guys, so telling the nation that one of them was sobbing like a baby in front of the other is a solid move. Now Deathanus has to decide whether to just accept it and be belittled, or start to fight back and fracture the party. 10/10 can’t wait for season finale.", ">\n\nHalf of these guys wouldn’t know the difference between a hatchet and an axe and wouldn’t be able to load and shoot an AR. \nRepublicans in federal government are almost all what they would consider effeminate suburbanites.", ">\n\nIn reality yes. But we know they don’t live there. To them an obese man who wears makeup and lifted shoes while avoiding war because his feet hurt is the epitome of manly.", ">\n\nI love your username. For some reason, that line cracked up my wife and me and we say it all the time.", ">\n\nIt’s so funny how many people get the reference! Workaholics def had its fans but it was never a mainstream smash so it’s crazy how many people recognize one throwaway line from the show!\nNow get in my grapevan pls", ">\n\nCatherine Zeta Jones, she dips beneath lasers, oh oh oh", ">\n\nShe has entrapped me, and Sean Connery! OH oh OH. OH oh OHhh^hh^h", ">\n\nWhen two pieces of shit get together, there will be a whole lot of stories coming out", ">\n\nThis embarrassing DeSantis campaign ad will be played repeatedly as a hit piece. That was some insane level of bootlicking lol. For one rare moment, I think Trump is speaking the truth. DeSantis absolutely cried in front of him and maybe even got on his knees for an endorsement", ">\n\nI had to go show this to my grandma. She screams about Trump and DeSantis til her voice cracks. She said she’s never wished on anyone’s demise before them. And McConnell. The rage in her 4’11”, 74 year old body is immense.", ">\n\nSounds like you've got one righteous grandma", ">\n\nShe marched her lil ass out in January in DC to march with us during Trump’s inauguration. It was actually my 18th birthday and afterwards we stopped and had Ethiopian for the first time. Her first time trying any African food and she still talks about how much she loves it. She sat with me at a tattoo appointment and afterwards we got pizza and ice cream. I love her. She’s an amazing woman.", ">\n\n\nand afterwards we stopped and had Ethiopian\n\nColumbus Circle? Fantastic places up there", ">\n\nWish I could remember. The place was packed. My grandmother and I sat on the end of the table with the vegetarian platter (since i was vegan) so she mostly ate the veg stuff. It was amazing. There’s a good place up in Tampa (Queen of Sheba) but nowhere near as good as this place was.", ">\n\nHe's probably lying but I wouldn't be surprised if its true. Have you ever seen DeSantis in a debate or outside of his hand-picked media reporters? He's so socially awkward and unstable and has the charisma of a garden slug.", ">\n\nTrue. I have noticed him moving his jaw from side to side in nearly every news conference when someone else is at the podium. Odd.", ">\n\nHe's got some kind of behavioral issue. He was never an appealing candidate, but he's surrounded himself and insulated himself with a core group of very politically savvy extremists that are the ones propelling him forward. He's not the political \"genius\" the media paints him out to be. His handlers are but he's an empty suit being controlled by puppeteers.", ">\n\nThat is actually slightly reassuring for someone not so in the know about him, like myself.", ">\n\nIt shouldn't be though. If you start looking in to his core group of advisors and backers these are some terrifying people.", ">\n\nIn so much as it shows his limitations.", ">\n\nTrue, he has many weaknesses. But they cover for them well.", ">\n\nTrump is desperate to make his opponents look effete to distract from his needing to have his hand held as we walked down a ramp or having to grasp a glass with two small hands or needing the power of the military to help him beat Covid.", ">\n\nCovfefe", ">\n\nHamburder flu", ">\n\nPerpetrated by the radical left gang member known as the “Hamburglar”", ">\n\nRobble robble", ">\n\nLots of self-proclaimed “alpha males” are wrestling with some cognitive dissonance today.", ">\n\nThey'll figure it out after praying to their favorite NFT of the day", ">\n\nDeSantis's response is going to be \"you know what makes me cry? CRT. Please clap.\"", ">\n\nIt was Jeb Bush that said “please clap.”", ">\n\nStandard playbook. Muddy the waters to make your opponent look “just as bad or worse” than you.", ">\n\nOr at least make up enough stories so that sane people with busy lives aren’t sure anymore. It’s what they’ve done for Zelenskyy, Thunberg, and Fauci.\nThat being said I wouldn’t be surprised if Desantis cried.", ">\n\nOn the one hand, Trump claims this any time he tells a story about anyone asking him for anything. \"He came to me with tears in his eyes.\" It's a bizarre piece of rhetoric he employs at every given opportunity. I think he thinks it makes him look magnanimous while simultaneously making the other person look weak. I have doubts that anyone has expressed any emotion in front of the man for less than $50,000 any time in the past 20 years.\nOn the other hand, DeSantis has no heart, can probably cry on command, and will crawl on his hands and knees across broken glass to jerk off a syphilitic stray dog into his own mouth if it means he gets what he wants.", ">\n\nNow thats an awful image!", ">\n\nThank you, I crafted it while taking a dump.", ">\n\nHope Georgia prosecutors doesn't forget the tweet where Trump admitted to interfering in the Florida election to make sure Desantis won.", ">\n\nAnd everybody clapped.", ">\n\nI dunno, I imagine a lot of people cry when they have to interact with him.", ">\n\nDesantis...\"I've seen the pee tape, and it is the most humiliation thing I've ever seen. Donald even got some in his mouth.\"", ">\n\nIt's just DJT pissing up into his own mouth on a bed the Obama's slept on at the Kremlin", ">\n\nTo be fair, getting a close up whiff of scrambled Sudafed and BigMac diaper blowouts tends to make one’s eyes run a bit.", ">\n\nDesantis is garbage. But this story likely isn't true. Trump claims people cry in front of him all the time. Many of those people aren't even real, they are just folks he made up in his head in the moment. \n\"This big guy, some say a former marine, a lot of people are saying it, really big, tough guy, and he came to me, tears in his eyes, and he said 'Mister Trump, you saved my life,' and it's true, I did save his life, I fought next to him in Afghanistan, that's what people are saying, and you know what? Maybe they're right, maybe I did kill 100 terrorists, because I know terrorists, some of them are my friends, and I say to terrorists, stop with that terror, and you know what? They stop. No one else knows terror and anti-terror like I do, just like that marine said.\"", ">\n\nRoflcopter", ">\n\nTrump knows whatever shit he says in the media will be reported like it was fact first and have to be proven false later", ">\n\n\n\"There were tears coming down from his eyes. He said: 'If you endorse me, I'll win,'\" said Trump.\n\nlmao trump couldnt come up with something better than this?", ">\n\nSeriously lol. It has a lot of \"and then everyone clapped\" energy.", ">\n\nWow who's gonna vote for Little Crybaby Ronnie?", ">\n\nWell as hard as it is to say it, I believe Trump this time. He just left out that they cried together, holding each other in a swampy embrace. Their Depends touching each other and their tentacles creep out and conjoin so they may exchange long protein strings.", ">\n\nTrump: [proceeds to unzip pantaloons]", ">\n\n\npantaloons\n\nrich people pants", ">\n\nNo, it’s crazypants. Right there in the name: pant-of-loons.", ">\n\nSuper convincing story, just trust him it's true. He's a business man! How else can he be so rich if not being totally honest? Btw the water pressure sucks in Florida, you have to flush multiple times. Terrible, terrible leader.", ">\n\n“He said ‘Sir…’”", ">\n\nLying liars lie.", ">\n\nBigly.", ">\n\nTrump says ~~Santos~~ DeSantis cried. ~~Santos~~ DeSantis will claim that he didn't. One of these serial liars would be telling the truth. That has never happened before so the universe might just explode out of sheer surprise.\nEdit: wrong idiot", ">\n\nSantos or DeSantis?", ">\n\nTrump is such a beacon of truth and integrity. Add irony here." ]

[ "Sooo, this means trump cried in front of someone when seeking endorsement? Putin?", ">\n\nExactly.", ">\n\nWell, now we know exactly who has something over him.", ">\n\nWe do, but we used to, too.", ">\n\nThanks, Mitch.", ">\n\nDonnie DOES love escalators…", ">\n\nSorry for the convenience", ">\n\nI wonder how man times he called Trump \"sir?\"", ">\n\nThis is how it went word for word.\n“Please sir, endorse me sir. How can I be as smart and as good looking as you sir? Or sir, [starts sobbing] you are so wonderful “", ">\n\nDesantis weakly salutes Dear Leader", ">\n\nThe mandatory real-fake cry claim does have Kim-Jong Il vibes.", ">\n\nRed-on-red crime is my favorite kind of crime.", ">\n\nThis one is great hecause half of their base appeal is as tough guys, so telling the nation that one of them was sobbing like a baby in front of the other is a solid move. Now Deathanus has to decide whether to just accept it and be belittled, or start to fight back and fracture the party. 10/10 can’t wait for season finale.", ">\n\nHalf of these guys wouldn’t know the difference between a hatchet and an axe and wouldn’t be able to load and shoot an AR. \nRepublicans in federal government are almost all what they would consider effeminate suburbanites.", ">\n\nIn reality yes. But we know they don’t live there. To them an obese man who wears makeup and lifted shoes while avoiding war because his feet hurt is the epitome of manly.", ">\n\nI love your username. For some reason, that line cracked up my wife and me and we say it all the time.", ">\n\nIt’s so funny how many people get the reference! Workaholics def had its fans but it was never a mainstream smash so it’s crazy how many people recognize one throwaway line from the show!\nNow get in my grapevan pls", ">\n\nCatherine Zeta Jones, she dips beneath lasers, oh oh oh", ">\n\nShe has entrapped me, and Sean Connery! OH oh OH. OH oh OHhh^hh^h", ">\n\nWhen two pieces of shit get together, there will be a whole lot of stories coming out", ">\n\nThis embarrassing DeSantis campaign ad will be played repeatedly as a hit piece. That was some insane level of bootlicking lol. For one rare moment, I think Trump is speaking the truth. DeSantis absolutely cried in front of him and maybe even got on his knees for an endorsement", ">\n\nI had to go show this to my grandma. She screams about Trump and DeSantis til her voice cracks. She said she’s never wished on anyone’s demise before them. And McConnell. The rage in her 4’11”, 74 year old body is immense.", ">\n\nSounds like you've got one righteous grandma", ">\n\nShe marched her lil ass out in January in DC to march with us during Trump’s inauguration. It was actually my 18th birthday and afterwards we stopped and had Ethiopian for the first time. Her first time trying any African food and she still talks about how much she loves it. She sat with me at a tattoo appointment and afterwards we got pizza and ice cream. I love her. She’s an amazing woman.", ">\n\n\nand afterwards we stopped and had Ethiopian\n\nColumbus Circle? Fantastic places up there", ">\n\nWish I could remember. The place was packed. My grandmother and I sat on the end of the table with the vegetarian platter (since i was vegan) so she mostly ate the veg stuff. It was amazing. There’s a good place up in Tampa (Queen of Sheba) but nowhere near as good as this place was.", ">\n\nHe's probably lying but I wouldn't be surprised if its true. Have you ever seen DeSantis in a debate or outside of his hand-picked media reporters? He's so socially awkward and unstable and has the charisma of a garden slug.", ">\n\nTrue. I have noticed him moving his jaw from side to side in nearly every news conference when someone else is at the podium. Odd.", ">\n\nHe's got some kind of behavioral issue. He was never an appealing candidate, but he's surrounded himself and insulated himself with a core group of very politically savvy extremists that are the ones propelling him forward. He's not the political \"genius\" the media paints him out to be. His handlers are but he's an empty suit being controlled by puppeteers.", ">\n\nThat is actually slightly reassuring for someone not so in the know about him, like myself.", ">\n\nIt shouldn't be though. If you start looking in to his core group of advisors and backers these are some terrifying people.", ">\n\nIn so much as it shows his limitations.", ">\n\nTrue, he has many weaknesses. But they cover for them well.", ">\n\nTrump is desperate to make his opponents look effete to distract from his needing to have his hand held as we walked down a ramp or having to grasp a glass with two small hands or needing the power of the military to help him beat Covid.", ">\n\nCovfefe", ">\n\nHamburder flu", ">\n\nPerpetrated by the radical left gang member known as the “Hamburglar”", ">\n\nRobble robble", ">\n\nLots of self-proclaimed “alpha males” are wrestling with some cognitive dissonance today.", ">\n\nThey'll figure it out after praying to their favorite NFT of the day", ">\n\nDeSantis's response is going to be \"you know what makes me cry? CRT. Please clap.\"", ">\n\nIt was Jeb Bush that said “please clap.”", ">\n\nStandard playbook. Muddy the waters to make your opponent look “just as bad or worse” than you.", ">\n\nOr at least make up enough stories so that sane people with busy lives aren’t sure anymore. It’s what they’ve done for Zelenskyy, Thunberg, and Fauci.\nThat being said I wouldn’t be surprised if Desantis cried.", ">\n\nOn the one hand, Trump claims this any time he tells a story about anyone asking him for anything. \"He came to me with tears in his eyes.\" It's a bizarre piece of rhetoric he employs at every given opportunity. I think he thinks it makes him look magnanimous while simultaneously making the other person look weak. I have doubts that anyone has expressed any emotion in front of the man for less than $50,000 any time in the past 20 years.\nOn the other hand, DeSantis has no heart, can probably cry on command, and will crawl on his hands and knees across broken glass to jerk off a syphilitic stray dog into his own mouth if it means he gets what he wants.", ">\n\nNow thats an awful image!", ">\n\nThank you, I crafted it while taking a dump.", ">\n\nHope Georgia prosecutors doesn't forget the tweet where Trump admitted to interfering in the Florida election to make sure Desantis won.", ">\n\nAnd everybody clapped.", ">\n\nI dunno, I imagine a lot of people cry when they have to interact with him.", ">\n\nDesantis...\"I've seen the pee tape, and it is the most humiliation thing I've ever seen. Donald even got some in his mouth.\"", ">\n\nIt's just DJT pissing up into his own mouth on a bed the Obama's slept on at the Kremlin", ">\n\nTo be fair, getting a close up whiff of scrambled Sudafed and BigMac diaper blowouts tends to make one’s eyes run a bit.", ">\n\nDesantis is garbage. But this story likely isn't true. Trump claims people cry in front of him all the time. Many of those people aren't even real, they are just folks he made up in his head in the moment. \n\"This big guy, some say a former marine, a lot of people are saying it, really big, tough guy, and he came to me, tears in his eyes, and he said 'Mister Trump, you saved my life,' and it's true, I did save his life, I fought next to him in Afghanistan, that's what people are saying, and you know what? Maybe they're right, maybe I did kill 100 terrorists, because I know terrorists, some of them are my friends, and I say to terrorists, stop with that terror, and you know what? They stop. No one else knows terror and anti-terror like I do, just like that marine said.\"", ">\n\nRoflcopter", ">\n\nTrump knows whatever shit he says in the media will be reported like it was fact first and have to be proven false later", ">\n\n\n\"There were tears coming down from his eyes. He said: 'If you endorse me, I'll win,'\" said Trump.\n\nlmao trump couldnt come up with something better than this?", ">\n\nSeriously lol. It has a lot of \"and then everyone clapped\" energy.", ">\n\nWow who's gonna vote for Little Crybaby Ronnie?", ">\n\nWell as hard as it is to say it, I believe Trump this time. He just left out that they cried together, holding each other in a swampy embrace. Their Depends touching each other and their tentacles creep out and conjoin so they may exchange long protein strings.", ">\n\nTrump: [proceeds to unzip pantaloons]", ">\n\n\npantaloons\n\nrich people pants", ">\n\nNo, it’s crazypants. Right there in the name: pant-of-loons.", ">\n\nSuper convincing story, just trust him it's true. He's a business man! How else can he be so rich if not being totally honest? Btw the water pressure sucks in Florida, you have to flush multiple times. Terrible, terrible leader.", ">\n\n“He said ‘Sir…’”", ">\n\nLying liars lie.", ">\n\nBigly.", ">\n\nTrump says ~~Santos~~ DeSantis cried. ~~Santos~~ DeSantis will claim that he didn't. One of these serial liars would be telling the truth. That has never happened before so the universe might just explode out of sheer surprise.\nEdit: wrong idiot", ">\n\nSantos or DeSantis?", ">\n\nTrump is such a beacon of truth and integrity. Add irony here.", ">\n\nPoor Cry Baby DeSantis" ]

[ "Sooo, this means trump cried in front of someone when seeking endorsement? Putin?", ">\n\nExactly.", ">\n\nWell, now we know exactly who has something over him.", ">\n\nWe do, but we used to, too.", ">\n\nThanks, Mitch.", ">\n\nDonnie DOES love escalators…", ">\n\nSorry for the convenience", ">\n\nI wonder how man times he called Trump \"sir?\"", ">\n\nThis is how it went word for word.\n“Please sir, endorse me sir. How can I be as smart and as good looking as you sir? Or sir, [starts sobbing] you are so wonderful “", ">\n\nDesantis weakly salutes Dear Leader", ">\n\nThe mandatory real-fake cry claim does have Kim-Jong Il vibes.", ">\n\nRed-on-red crime is my favorite kind of crime.", ">\n\nThis one is great hecause half of their base appeal is as tough guys, so telling the nation that one of them was sobbing like a baby in front of the other is a solid move. Now Deathanus has to decide whether to just accept it and be belittled, or start to fight back and fracture the party. 10/10 can’t wait for season finale.", ">\n\nHalf of these guys wouldn’t know the difference between a hatchet and an axe and wouldn’t be able to load and shoot an AR. \nRepublicans in federal government are almost all what they would consider effeminate suburbanites.", ">\n\nIn reality yes. But we know they don’t live there. To them an obese man who wears makeup and lifted shoes while avoiding war because his feet hurt is the epitome of manly.", ">\n\nI love your username. For some reason, that line cracked up my wife and me and we say it all the time.", ">\n\nIt’s so funny how many people get the reference! Workaholics def had its fans but it was never a mainstream smash so it’s crazy how many people recognize one throwaway line from the show!\nNow get in my grapevan pls", ">\n\nCatherine Zeta Jones, she dips beneath lasers, oh oh oh", ">\n\nShe has entrapped me, and Sean Connery! OH oh OH. OH oh OHhh^hh^h", ">\n\nWhen two pieces of shit get together, there will be a whole lot of stories coming out", ">\n\nThis embarrassing DeSantis campaign ad will be played repeatedly as a hit piece. That was some insane level of bootlicking lol. For one rare moment, I think Trump is speaking the truth. DeSantis absolutely cried in front of him and maybe even got on his knees for an endorsement", ">\n\nI had to go show this to my grandma. She screams about Trump and DeSantis til her voice cracks. She said she’s never wished on anyone’s demise before them. And McConnell. The rage in her 4’11”, 74 year old body is immense.", ">\n\nSounds like you've got one righteous grandma", ">\n\nShe marched her lil ass out in January in DC to march with us during Trump’s inauguration. It was actually my 18th birthday and afterwards we stopped and had Ethiopian for the first time. Her first time trying any African food and she still talks about how much she loves it. She sat with me at a tattoo appointment and afterwards we got pizza and ice cream. I love her. She’s an amazing woman.", ">\n\n\nand afterwards we stopped and had Ethiopian\n\nColumbus Circle? Fantastic places up there", ">\n\nWish I could remember. The place was packed. My grandmother and I sat on the end of the table with the vegetarian platter (since i was vegan) so she mostly ate the veg stuff. It was amazing. There’s a good place up in Tampa (Queen of Sheba) but nowhere near as good as this place was.", ">\n\nHe's probably lying but I wouldn't be surprised if its true. Have you ever seen DeSantis in a debate or outside of his hand-picked media reporters? He's so socially awkward and unstable and has the charisma of a garden slug.", ">\n\nTrue. I have noticed him moving his jaw from side to side in nearly every news conference when someone else is at the podium. Odd.", ">\n\nHe's got some kind of behavioral issue. He was never an appealing candidate, but he's surrounded himself and insulated himself with a core group of very politically savvy extremists that are the ones propelling him forward. He's not the political \"genius\" the media paints him out to be. His handlers are but he's an empty suit being controlled by puppeteers.", ">\n\nThat is actually slightly reassuring for someone not so in the know about him, like myself.", ">\n\nIt shouldn't be though. If you start looking in to his core group of advisors and backers these are some terrifying people.", ">\n\nIn so much as it shows his limitations.", ">\n\nTrue, he has many weaknesses. But they cover for them well.", ">\n\nTrump is desperate to make his opponents look effete to distract from his needing to have his hand held as we walked down a ramp or having to grasp a glass with two small hands or needing the power of the military to help him beat Covid.", ">\n\nCovfefe", ">\n\nHamburder flu", ">\n\nPerpetrated by the radical left gang member known as the “Hamburglar”", ">\n\nRobble robble", ">\n\nLots of self-proclaimed “alpha males” are wrestling with some cognitive dissonance today.", ">\n\nThey'll figure it out after praying to their favorite NFT of the day", ">\n\nDeSantis's response is going to be \"you know what makes me cry? CRT. Please clap.\"", ">\n\nIt was Jeb Bush that said “please clap.”", ">\n\nStandard playbook. Muddy the waters to make your opponent look “just as bad or worse” than you.", ">\n\nOr at least make up enough stories so that sane people with busy lives aren’t sure anymore. It’s what they’ve done for Zelenskyy, Thunberg, and Fauci.\nThat being said I wouldn’t be surprised if Desantis cried.", ">\n\nOn the one hand, Trump claims this any time he tells a story about anyone asking him for anything. \"He came to me with tears in his eyes.\" It's a bizarre piece of rhetoric he employs at every given opportunity. I think he thinks it makes him look magnanimous while simultaneously making the other person look weak. I have doubts that anyone has expressed any emotion in front of the man for less than $50,000 any time in the past 20 years.\nOn the other hand, DeSantis has no heart, can probably cry on command, and will crawl on his hands and knees across broken glass to jerk off a syphilitic stray dog into his own mouth if it means he gets what he wants.", ">\n\nNow thats an awful image!", ">\n\nThank you, I crafted it while taking a dump.", ">\n\nHope Georgia prosecutors doesn't forget the tweet where Trump admitted to interfering in the Florida election to make sure Desantis won.", ">\n\nAnd everybody clapped.", ">\n\nI dunno, I imagine a lot of people cry when they have to interact with him.", ">\n\nDesantis...\"I've seen the pee tape, and it is the most humiliation thing I've ever seen. Donald even got some in his mouth.\"", ">\n\nIt's just DJT pissing up into his own mouth on a bed the Obama's slept on at the Kremlin", ">\n\nTo be fair, getting a close up whiff of scrambled Sudafed and BigMac diaper blowouts tends to make one’s eyes run a bit.", ">\n\nDesantis is garbage. But this story likely isn't true. Trump claims people cry in front of him all the time. Many of those people aren't even real, they are just folks he made up in his head in the moment. \n\"This big guy, some say a former marine, a lot of people are saying it, really big, tough guy, and he came to me, tears in his eyes, and he said 'Mister Trump, you saved my life,' and it's true, I did save his life, I fought next to him in Afghanistan, that's what people are saying, and you know what? Maybe they're right, maybe I did kill 100 terrorists, because I know terrorists, some of them are my friends, and I say to terrorists, stop with that terror, and you know what? They stop. No one else knows terror and anti-terror like I do, just like that marine said.\"", ">\n\nRoflcopter", ">\n\nTrump knows whatever shit he says in the media will be reported like it was fact first and have to be proven false later", ">\n\n\n\"There were tears coming down from his eyes. He said: 'If you endorse me, I'll win,'\" said Trump.\n\nlmao trump couldnt come up with something better than this?", ">\n\nSeriously lol. It has a lot of \"and then everyone clapped\" energy.", ">\n\nWow who's gonna vote for Little Crybaby Ronnie?", ">\n\nWell as hard as it is to say it, I believe Trump this time. He just left out that they cried together, holding each other in a swampy embrace. Their Depends touching each other and their tentacles creep out and conjoin so they may exchange long protein strings.", ">\n\nTrump: [proceeds to unzip pantaloons]", ">\n\n\npantaloons\n\nrich people pants", ">\n\nNo, it’s crazypants. Right there in the name: pant-of-loons.", ">\n\nSuper convincing story, just trust him it's true. He's a business man! How else can he be so rich if not being totally honest? Btw the water pressure sucks in Florida, you have to flush multiple times. Terrible, terrible leader.", ">\n\n“He said ‘Sir…’”", ">\n\nLying liars lie.", ">\n\nBigly.", ">\n\nTrump says ~~Santos~~ DeSantis cried. ~~Santos~~ DeSantis will claim that he didn't. One of these serial liars would be telling the truth. That has never happened before so the universe might just explode out of sheer surprise.\nEdit: wrong idiot", ">\n\nSantos or DeSantis?", ">\n\nTrump is such a beacon of truth and integrity. Add irony here.", ">\n\nPoor Cry Baby DeSantis", ">\n\n‘Big, strong’ men can’t stop crying around President Trump. Just ask him." ]

[ "Sooo, this means trump cried in front of someone when seeking endorsement? Putin?", ">\n\nExactly.", ">\n\nWell, now we know exactly who has something over him.", ">\n\nWe do, but we used to, too.", ">\n\nThanks, Mitch.", ">\n\nDonnie DOES love escalators…", ">\n\nSorry for the convenience", ">\n\nI wonder how man times he called Trump \"sir?\"", ">\n\nThis is how it went word for word.\n“Please sir, endorse me sir. How can I be as smart and as good looking as you sir? Or sir, [starts sobbing] you are so wonderful “", ">\n\nDesantis weakly salutes Dear Leader", ">\n\nThe mandatory real-fake cry claim does have Kim-Jong Il vibes.", ">\n\nRed-on-red crime is my favorite kind of crime.", ">\n\nThis one is great hecause half of their base appeal is as tough guys, so telling the nation that one of them was sobbing like a baby in front of the other is a solid move. Now Deathanus has to decide whether to just accept it and be belittled, or start to fight back and fracture the party. 10/10 can’t wait for season finale.", ">\n\nHalf of these guys wouldn’t know the difference between a hatchet and an axe and wouldn’t be able to load and shoot an AR. \nRepublicans in federal government are almost all what they would consider effeminate suburbanites.", ">\n\nIn reality yes. But we know they don’t live there. To them an obese man who wears makeup and lifted shoes while avoiding war because his feet hurt is the epitome of manly.", ">\n\nI love your username. For some reason, that line cracked up my wife and me and we say it all the time.", ">\n\nIt’s so funny how many people get the reference! Workaholics def had its fans but it was never a mainstream smash so it’s crazy how many people recognize one throwaway line from the show!\nNow get in my grapevan pls", ">\n\nCatherine Zeta Jones, she dips beneath lasers, oh oh oh", ">\n\nShe has entrapped me, and Sean Connery! OH oh OH. OH oh OHhh^hh^h", ">\n\nWhen two pieces of shit get together, there will be a whole lot of stories coming out", ">\n\nThis embarrassing DeSantis campaign ad will be played repeatedly as a hit piece. That was some insane level of bootlicking lol. For one rare moment, I think Trump is speaking the truth. DeSantis absolutely cried in front of him and maybe even got on his knees for an endorsement", ">\n\nI had to go show this to my grandma. She screams about Trump and DeSantis til her voice cracks. She said she’s never wished on anyone’s demise before them. And McConnell. The rage in her 4’11”, 74 year old body is immense.", ">\n\nSounds like you've got one righteous grandma", ">\n\nShe marched her lil ass out in January in DC to march with us during Trump’s inauguration. It was actually my 18th birthday and afterwards we stopped and had Ethiopian for the first time. Her first time trying any African food and she still talks about how much she loves it. She sat with me at a tattoo appointment and afterwards we got pizza and ice cream. I love her. She’s an amazing woman.", ">\n\n\nand afterwards we stopped and had Ethiopian\n\nColumbus Circle? Fantastic places up there", ">\n\nWish I could remember. The place was packed. My grandmother and I sat on the end of the table with the vegetarian platter (since i was vegan) so she mostly ate the veg stuff. It was amazing. There’s a good place up in Tampa (Queen of Sheba) but nowhere near as good as this place was.", ">\n\nHe's probably lying but I wouldn't be surprised if its true. Have you ever seen DeSantis in a debate or outside of his hand-picked media reporters? He's so socially awkward and unstable and has the charisma of a garden slug.", ">\n\nTrue. I have noticed him moving his jaw from side to side in nearly every news conference when someone else is at the podium. Odd.", ">\n\nHe's got some kind of behavioral issue. He was never an appealing candidate, but he's surrounded himself and insulated himself with a core group of very politically savvy extremists that are the ones propelling him forward. He's not the political \"genius\" the media paints him out to be. His handlers are but he's an empty suit being controlled by puppeteers.", ">\n\nThat is actually slightly reassuring for someone not so in the know about him, like myself.", ">\n\nIt shouldn't be though. If you start looking in to his core group of advisors and backers these are some terrifying people.", ">\n\nIn so much as it shows his limitations.", ">\n\nTrue, he has many weaknesses. But they cover for them well.", ">\n\nTrump is desperate to make his opponents look effete to distract from his needing to have his hand held as we walked down a ramp or having to grasp a glass with two small hands or needing the power of the military to help him beat Covid.", ">\n\nCovfefe", ">\n\nHamburder flu", ">\n\nPerpetrated by the radical left gang member known as the “Hamburglar”", ">\n\nRobble robble", ">\n\nLots of self-proclaimed “alpha males” are wrestling with some cognitive dissonance today.", ">\n\nThey'll figure it out after praying to their favorite NFT of the day", ">\n\nDeSantis's response is going to be \"you know what makes me cry? CRT. Please clap.\"", ">\n\nIt was Jeb Bush that said “please clap.”", ">\n\nStandard playbook. Muddy the waters to make your opponent look “just as bad or worse” than you.", ">\n\nOr at least make up enough stories so that sane people with busy lives aren’t sure anymore. It’s what they’ve done for Zelenskyy, Thunberg, and Fauci.\nThat being said I wouldn’t be surprised if Desantis cried.", ">\n\nOn the one hand, Trump claims this any time he tells a story about anyone asking him for anything. \"He came to me with tears in his eyes.\" It's a bizarre piece of rhetoric he employs at every given opportunity. I think he thinks it makes him look magnanimous while simultaneously making the other person look weak. I have doubts that anyone has expressed any emotion in front of the man for less than $50,000 any time in the past 20 years.\nOn the other hand, DeSantis has no heart, can probably cry on command, and will crawl on his hands and knees across broken glass to jerk off a syphilitic stray dog into his own mouth if it means he gets what he wants.", ">\n\nNow thats an awful image!", ">\n\nThank you, I crafted it while taking a dump.", ">\n\nHope Georgia prosecutors doesn't forget the tweet where Trump admitted to interfering in the Florida election to make sure Desantis won.", ">\n\nAnd everybody clapped.", ">\n\nI dunno, I imagine a lot of people cry when they have to interact with him.", ">\n\nDesantis...\"I've seen the pee tape, and it is the most humiliation thing I've ever seen. Donald even got some in his mouth.\"", ">\n\nIt's just DJT pissing up into his own mouth on a bed the Obama's slept on at the Kremlin", ">\n\nTo be fair, getting a close up whiff of scrambled Sudafed and BigMac diaper blowouts tends to make one’s eyes run a bit.", ">\n\nDesantis is garbage. But this story likely isn't true. Trump claims people cry in front of him all the time. Many of those people aren't even real, they are just folks he made up in his head in the moment. \n\"This big guy, some say a former marine, a lot of people are saying it, really big, tough guy, and he came to me, tears in his eyes, and he said 'Mister Trump, you saved my life,' and it's true, I did save his life, I fought next to him in Afghanistan, that's what people are saying, and you know what? Maybe they're right, maybe I did kill 100 terrorists, because I know terrorists, some of them are my friends, and I say to terrorists, stop with that terror, and you know what? They stop. No one else knows terror and anti-terror like I do, just like that marine said.\"", ">\n\nRoflcopter", ">\n\nTrump knows whatever shit he says in the media will be reported like it was fact first and have to be proven false later", ">\n\n\n\"There were tears coming down from his eyes. He said: 'If you endorse me, I'll win,'\" said Trump.\n\nlmao trump couldnt come up with something better than this?", ">\n\nSeriously lol. It has a lot of \"and then everyone clapped\" energy.", ">\n\nWow who's gonna vote for Little Crybaby Ronnie?", ">\n\nWell as hard as it is to say it, I believe Trump this time. He just left out that they cried together, holding each other in a swampy embrace. Their Depends touching each other and their tentacles creep out and conjoin so they may exchange long protein strings.", ">\n\nTrump: [proceeds to unzip pantaloons]", ">\n\n\npantaloons\n\nrich people pants", ">\n\nNo, it’s crazypants. Right there in the name: pant-of-loons.", ">\n\nSuper convincing story, just trust him it's true. He's a business man! How else can he be so rich if not being totally honest? Btw the water pressure sucks in Florida, you have to flush multiple times. Terrible, terrible leader.", ">\n\n“He said ‘Sir…’”", ">\n\nLying liars lie.", ">\n\nBigly.", ">\n\nTrump says ~~Santos~~ DeSantis cried. ~~Santos~~ DeSantis will claim that he didn't. One of these serial liars would be telling the truth. That has never happened before so the universe might just explode out of sheer surprise.\nEdit: wrong idiot", ">\n\nSantos or DeSantis?", ">\n\nTrump is such a beacon of truth and integrity. Add irony here.", ">\n\nPoor Cry Baby DeSantis", ">\n\n‘Big, strong’ men can’t stop crying around President Trump. Just ask him.", ">\n\nTrump is unbelievable. After all these years he still sounds like a hurt 8 year old." ]

[ "Sooo, this means trump cried in front of someone when seeking endorsement? Putin?", ">\n\nExactly.", ">\n\nWell, now we know exactly who has something over him.", ">\n\nWe do, but we used to, too.", ">\n\nThanks, Mitch.", ">\n\nDonnie DOES love escalators…", ">\n\nSorry for the convenience", ">\n\nI wonder how man times he called Trump \"sir?\"", ">\n\nThis is how it went word for word.\n“Please sir, endorse me sir. How can I be as smart and as good looking as you sir? Or sir, [starts sobbing] you are so wonderful “", ">\n\nDesantis weakly salutes Dear Leader", ">\n\nThe mandatory real-fake cry claim does have Kim-Jong Il vibes.", ">\n\nRed-on-red crime is my favorite kind of crime.", ">\n\nThis one is great hecause half of their base appeal is as tough guys, so telling the nation that one of them was sobbing like a baby in front of the other is a solid move. Now Deathanus has to decide whether to just accept it and be belittled, or start to fight back and fracture the party. 10/10 can’t wait for season finale.", ">\n\nHalf of these guys wouldn’t know the difference between a hatchet and an axe and wouldn’t be able to load and shoot an AR. \nRepublicans in federal government are almost all what they would consider effeminate suburbanites.", ">\n\nIn reality yes. But we know they don’t live there. To them an obese man who wears makeup and lifted shoes while avoiding war because his feet hurt is the epitome of manly.", ">\n\nI love your username. For some reason, that line cracked up my wife and me and we say it all the time.", ">\n\nIt’s so funny how many people get the reference! Workaholics def had its fans but it was never a mainstream smash so it’s crazy how many people recognize one throwaway line from the show!\nNow get in my grapevan pls", ">\n\nCatherine Zeta Jones, she dips beneath lasers, oh oh oh", ">\n\nShe has entrapped me, and Sean Connery! OH oh OH. OH oh OHhh^hh^h", ">\n\nWhen two pieces of shit get together, there will be a whole lot of stories coming out", ">\n\nThis embarrassing DeSantis campaign ad will be played repeatedly as a hit piece. That was some insane level of bootlicking lol. For one rare moment, I think Trump is speaking the truth. DeSantis absolutely cried in front of him and maybe even got on his knees for an endorsement", ">\n\nI had to go show this to my grandma. She screams about Trump and DeSantis til her voice cracks. She said she’s never wished on anyone’s demise before them. And McConnell. The rage in her 4’11”, 74 year old body is immense.", ">\n\nSounds like you've got one righteous grandma", ">\n\nShe marched her lil ass out in January in DC to march with us during Trump’s inauguration. It was actually my 18th birthday and afterwards we stopped and had Ethiopian for the first time. Her first time trying any African food and she still talks about how much she loves it. She sat with me at a tattoo appointment and afterwards we got pizza and ice cream. I love her. She’s an amazing woman.", ">\n\n\nand afterwards we stopped and had Ethiopian\n\nColumbus Circle? Fantastic places up there", ">\n\nWish I could remember. The place was packed. My grandmother and I sat on the end of the table with the vegetarian platter (since i was vegan) so she mostly ate the veg stuff. It was amazing. There’s a good place up in Tampa (Queen of Sheba) but nowhere near as good as this place was.", ">\n\nHe's probably lying but I wouldn't be surprised if its true. Have you ever seen DeSantis in a debate or outside of his hand-picked media reporters? He's so socially awkward and unstable and has the charisma of a garden slug.", ">\n\nTrue. I have noticed him moving his jaw from side to side in nearly every news conference when someone else is at the podium. Odd.", ">\n\nHe's got some kind of behavioral issue. He was never an appealing candidate, but he's surrounded himself and insulated himself with a core group of very politically savvy extremists that are the ones propelling him forward. He's not the political \"genius\" the media paints him out to be. His handlers are but he's an empty suit being controlled by puppeteers.", ">\n\nThat is actually slightly reassuring for someone not so in the know about him, like myself.", ">\n\nIt shouldn't be though. If you start looking in to his core group of advisors and backers these are some terrifying people.", ">\n\nIn so much as it shows his limitations.", ">\n\nTrue, he has many weaknesses. But they cover for them well.", ">\n\nTrump is desperate to make his opponents look effete to distract from his needing to have his hand held as we walked down a ramp or having to grasp a glass with two small hands or needing the power of the military to help him beat Covid.", ">\n\nCovfefe", ">\n\nHamburder flu", ">\n\nPerpetrated by the radical left gang member known as the “Hamburglar”", ">\n\nRobble robble", ">\n\nLots of self-proclaimed “alpha males” are wrestling with some cognitive dissonance today.", ">\n\nThey'll figure it out after praying to their favorite NFT of the day", ">\n\nDeSantis's response is going to be \"you know what makes me cry? CRT. Please clap.\"", ">\n\nIt was Jeb Bush that said “please clap.”", ">\n\nStandard playbook. Muddy the waters to make your opponent look “just as bad or worse” than you.", ">\n\nOr at least make up enough stories so that sane people with busy lives aren’t sure anymore. It’s what they’ve done for Zelenskyy, Thunberg, and Fauci.\nThat being said I wouldn’t be surprised if Desantis cried.", ">\n\nOn the one hand, Trump claims this any time he tells a story about anyone asking him for anything. \"He came to me with tears in his eyes.\" It's a bizarre piece of rhetoric he employs at every given opportunity. I think he thinks it makes him look magnanimous while simultaneously making the other person look weak. I have doubts that anyone has expressed any emotion in front of the man for less than $50,000 any time in the past 20 years.\nOn the other hand, DeSantis has no heart, can probably cry on command, and will crawl on his hands and knees across broken glass to jerk off a syphilitic stray dog into his own mouth if it means he gets what he wants.", ">\n\nNow thats an awful image!", ">\n\nThank you, I crafted it while taking a dump.", ">\n\nHope Georgia prosecutors doesn't forget the tweet where Trump admitted to interfering in the Florida election to make sure Desantis won.", ">\n\nAnd everybody clapped.", ">\n\nI dunno, I imagine a lot of people cry when they have to interact with him.", ">\n\nDesantis...\"I've seen the pee tape, and it is the most humiliation thing I've ever seen. Donald even got some in his mouth.\"", ">\n\nIt's just DJT pissing up into his own mouth on a bed the Obama's slept on at the Kremlin", ">\n\nTo be fair, getting a close up whiff of scrambled Sudafed and BigMac diaper blowouts tends to make one’s eyes run a bit.", ">\n\nDesantis is garbage. But this story likely isn't true. Trump claims people cry in front of him all the time. Many of those people aren't even real, they are just folks he made up in his head in the moment. \n\"This big guy, some say a former marine, a lot of people are saying it, really big, tough guy, and he came to me, tears in his eyes, and he said 'Mister Trump, you saved my life,' and it's true, I did save his life, I fought next to him in Afghanistan, that's what people are saying, and you know what? Maybe they're right, maybe I did kill 100 terrorists, because I know terrorists, some of them are my friends, and I say to terrorists, stop with that terror, and you know what? They stop. No one else knows terror and anti-terror like I do, just like that marine said.\"", ">\n\nRoflcopter", ">\n\nTrump knows whatever shit he says in the media will be reported like it was fact first and have to be proven false later", ">\n\n\n\"There were tears coming down from his eyes. He said: 'If you endorse me, I'll win,'\" said Trump.\n\nlmao trump couldnt come up with something better than this?", ">\n\nSeriously lol. It has a lot of \"and then everyone clapped\" energy.", ">\n\nWow who's gonna vote for Little Crybaby Ronnie?", ">\n\nWell as hard as it is to say it, I believe Trump this time. He just left out that they cried together, holding each other in a swampy embrace. Their Depends touching each other and their tentacles creep out and conjoin so they may exchange long protein strings.", ">\n\nTrump: [proceeds to unzip pantaloons]", ">\n\n\npantaloons\n\nrich people pants", ">\n\nNo, it’s crazypants. Right there in the name: pant-of-loons.", ">\n\nSuper convincing story, just trust him it's true. He's a business man! How else can he be so rich if not being totally honest? Btw the water pressure sucks in Florida, you have to flush multiple times. Terrible, terrible leader.", ">\n\n“He said ‘Sir…’”", ">\n\nLying liars lie.", ">\n\nBigly.", ">\n\nTrump says ~~Santos~~ DeSantis cried. ~~Santos~~ DeSantis will claim that he didn't. One of these serial liars would be telling the truth. That has never happened before so the universe might just explode out of sheer surprise.\nEdit: wrong idiot", ">\n\nSantos or DeSantis?", ">\n\nTrump is such a beacon of truth and integrity. Add irony here.", ">\n\nPoor Cry Baby DeSantis", ">\n\n‘Big, strong’ men can’t stop crying around President Trump. Just ask him.", ">\n\nTrump is unbelievable. After all these years he still sounds like a hurt 8 year old.", ">\n\nIt's times like this that having no history of telling any kind of truth really doesn't work in his favor, as much as I want to believe this." ]

[ "Sooo, this means trump cried in front of someone when seeking endorsement? Putin?", ">\n\nExactly.", ">\n\nWell, now we know exactly who has something over him.", ">\n\nWe do, but we used to, too.", ">\n\nThanks, Mitch.", ">\n\nDonnie DOES love escalators…", ">\n\nSorry for the convenience", ">\n\nI wonder how man times he called Trump \"sir?\"", ">\n\nThis is how it went word for word.\n“Please sir, endorse me sir. How can I be as smart and as good looking as you sir? Or sir, [starts sobbing] you are so wonderful “", ">\n\nDesantis weakly salutes Dear Leader", ">\n\nThe mandatory real-fake cry claim does have Kim-Jong Il vibes.", ">\n\nRed-on-red crime is my favorite kind of crime.", ">\n\nThis one is great hecause half of their base appeal is as tough guys, so telling the nation that one of them was sobbing like a baby in front of the other is a solid move. Now Deathanus has to decide whether to just accept it and be belittled, or start to fight back and fracture the party. 10/10 can’t wait for season finale.", ">\n\nHalf of these guys wouldn’t know the difference between a hatchet and an axe and wouldn’t be able to load and shoot an AR. \nRepublicans in federal government are almost all what they would consider effeminate suburbanites.", ">\n\nIn reality yes. But we know they don’t live there. To them an obese man who wears makeup and lifted shoes while avoiding war because his feet hurt is the epitome of manly.", ">\n\nI love your username. For some reason, that line cracked up my wife and me and we say it all the time.", ">\n\nIt’s so funny how many people get the reference! Workaholics def had its fans but it was never a mainstream smash so it’s crazy how many people recognize one throwaway line from the show!\nNow get in my grapevan pls", ">\n\nCatherine Zeta Jones, she dips beneath lasers, oh oh oh", ">\n\nShe has entrapped me, and Sean Connery! OH oh OH. OH oh OHhh^hh^h", ">\n\nWhen two pieces of shit get together, there will be a whole lot of stories coming out", ">\n\nThis embarrassing DeSantis campaign ad will be played repeatedly as a hit piece. That was some insane level of bootlicking lol. For one rare moment, I think Trump is speaking the truth. DeSantis absolutely cried in front of him and maybe even got on his knees for an endorsement", ">\n\nI had to go show this to my grandma. She screams about Trump and DeSantis til her voice cracks. She said she’s never wished on anyone’s demise before them. And McConnell. The rage in her 4’11”, 74 year old body is immense.", ">\n\nSounds like you've got one righteous grandma", ">\n\nShe marched her lil ass out in January in DC to march with us during Trump’s inauguration. It was actually my 18th birthday and afterwards we stopped and had Ethiopian for the first time. Her first time trying any African food and she still talks about how much she loves it. She sat with me at a tattoo appointment and afterwards we got pizza and ice cream. I love her. She’s an amazing woman.", ">\n\n\nand afterwards we stopped and had Ethiopian\n\nColumbus Circle? Fantastic places up there", ">\n\nWish I could remember. The place was packed. My grandmother and I sat on the end of the table with the vegetarian platter (since i was vegan) so she mostly ate the veg stuff. It was amazing. There’s a good place up in Tampa (Queen of Sheba) but nowhere near as good as this place was.", ">\n\nHe's probably lying but I wouldn't be surprised if its true. Have you ever seen DeSantis in a debate or outside of his hand-picked media reporters? He's so socially awkward and unstable and has the charisma of a garden slug.", ">\n\nTrue. I have noticed him moving his jaw from side to side in nearly every news conference when someone else is at the podium. Odd.", ">\n\nHe's got some kind of behavioral issue. He was never an appealing candidate, but he's surrounded himself and insulated himself with a core group of very politically savvy extremists that are the ones propelling him forward. He's not the political \"genius\" the media paints him out to be. His handlers are but he's an empty suit being controlled by puppeteers.", ">\n\nThat is actually slightly reassuring for someone not so in the know about him, like myself.", ">\n\nIt shouldn't be though. If you start looking in to his core group of advisors and backers these are some terrifying people.", ">\n\nIn so much as it shows his limitations.", ">\n\nTrue, he has many weaknesses. But they cover for them well.", ">\n\nTrump is desperate to make his opponents look effete to distract from his needing to have his hand held as we walked down a ramp or having to grasp a glass with two small hands or needing the power of the military to help him beat Covid.", ">\n\nCovfefe", ">\n\nHamburder flu", ">\n\nPerpetrated by the radical left gang member known as the “Hamburglar”", ">\n\nRobble robble", ">\n\nLots of self-proclaimed “alpha males” are wrestling with some cognitive dissonance today.", ">\n\nThey'll figure it out after praying to their favorite NFT of the day", ">\n\nDeSantis's response is going to be \"you know what makes me cry? CRT. Please clap.\"", ">\n\nIt was Jeb Bush that said “please clap.”", ">\n\nStandard playbook. Muddy the waters to make your opponent look “just as bad or worse” than you.", ">\n\nOr at least make up enough stories so that sane people with busy lives aren’t sure anymore. It’s what they’ve done for Zelenskyy, Thunberg, and Fauci.\nThat being said I wouldn’t be surprised if Desantis cried.", ">\n\nOn the one hand, Trump claims this any time he tells a story about anyone asking him for anything. \"He came to me with tears in his eyes.\" It's a bizarre piece of rhetoric he employs at every given opportunity. I think he thinks it makes him look magnanimous while simultaneously making the other person look weak. I have doubts that anyone has expressed any emotion in front of the man for less than $50,000 any time in the past 20 years.\nOn the other hand, DeSantis has no heart, can probably cry on command, and will crawl on his hands and knees across broken glass to jerk off a syphilitic stray dog into his own mouth if it means he gets what he wants.", ">\n\nNow thats an awful image!", ">\n\nThank you, I crafted it while taking a dump.", ">\n\nHope Georgia prosecutors doesn't forget the tweet where Trump admitted to interfering in the Florida election to make sure Desantis won.", ">\n\nAnd everybody clapped.", ">\n\nI dunno, I imagine a lot of people cry when they have to interact with him.", ">\n\nDesantis...\"I've seen the pee tape, and it is the most humiliation thing I've ever seen. Donald even got some in his mouth.\"", ">\n\nIt's just DJT pissing up into his own mouth on a bed the Obama's slept on at the Kremlin", ">\n\nTo be fair, getting a close up whiff of scrambled Sudafed and BigMac diaper blowouts tends to make one’s eyes run a bit.", ">\n\nDesantis is garbage. But this story likely isn't true. Trump claims people cry in front of him all the time. Many of those people aren't even real, they are just folks he made up in his head in the moment. \n\"This big guy, some say a former marine, a lot of people are saying it, really big, tough guy, and he came to me, tears in his eyes, and he said 'Mister Trump, you saved my life,' and it's true, I did save his life, I fought next to him in Afghanistan, that's what people are saying, and you know what? Maybe they're right, maybe I did kill 100 terrorists, because I know terrorists, some of them are my friends, and I say to terrorists, stop with that terror, and you know what? They stop. No one else knows terror and anti-terror like I do, just like that marine said.\"", ">\n\nRoflcopter", ">\n\nTrump knows whatever shit he says in the media will be reported like it was fact first and have to be proven false later", ">\n\n\n\"There were tears coming down from his eyes. He said: 'If you endorse me, I'll win,'\" said Trump.\n\nlmao trump couldnt come up with something better than this?", ">\n\nSeriously lol. It has a lot of \"and then everyone clapped\" energy.", ">\n\nWow who's gonna vote for Little Crybaby Ronnie?", ">\n\nWell as hard as it is to say it, I believe Trump this time. He just left out that they cried together, holding each other in a swampy embrace. Their Depends touching each other and their tentacles creep out and conjoin so they may exchange long protein strings.", ">\n\nTrump: [proceeds to unzip pantaloons]", ">\n\n\npantaloons\n\nrich people pants", ">\n\nNo, it’s crazypants. Right there in the name: pant-of-loons.", ">\n\nSuper convincing story, just trust him it's true. He's a business man! How else can he be so rich if not being totally honest? Btw the water pressure sucks in Florida, you have to flush multiple times. Terrible, terrible leader.", ">\n\n“He said ‘Sir…’”", ">\n\nLying liars lie.", ">\n\nBigly.", ">\n\nTrump says ~~Santos~~ DeSantis cried. ~~Santos~~ DeSantis will claim that he didn't. One of these serial liars would be telling the truth. That has never happened before so the universe might just explode out of sheer surprise.\nEdit: wrong idiot", ">\n\nSantos or DeSantis?", ">\n\nTrump is such a beacon of truth and integrity. Add irony here.", ">\n\nPoor Cry Baby DeSantis", ">\n\n‘Big, strong’ men can’t stop crying around President Trump. Just ask him.", ">\n\nTrump is unbelievable. After all these years he still sounds like a hurt 8 year old.", ">\n\nIt's times like this that having no history of telling any kind of truth really doesn't work in his favor, as much as I want to believe this.", ">\n\nLike everything else Trump has said, I’m sure this is 100% true.\nHe never lies, right?" ]

[ "Sooo, this means trump cried in front of someone when seeking endorsement? Putin?", ">\n\nExactly.", ">\n\nWell, now we know exactly who has something over him.", ">\n\nWe do, but we used to, too.", ">\n\nThanks, Mitch.", ">\n\nDonnie DOES love escalators…", ">\n\nSorry for the convenience", ">\n\nI wonder how man times he called Trump \"sir?\"", ">\n\nThis is how it went word for word.\n“Please sir, endorse me sir. How can I be as smart and as good looking as you sir? Or sir, [starts sobbing] you are so wonderful “", ">\n\nDesantis weakly salutes Dear Leader", ">\n\nThe mandatory real-fake cry claim does have Kim-Jong Il vibes.", ">\n\nRed-on-red crime is my favorite kind of crime.", ">\n\nThis one is great hecause half of their base appeal is as tough guys, so telling the nation that one of them was sobbing like a baby in front of the other is a solid move. Now Deathanus has to decide whether to just accept it and be belittled, or start to fight back and fracture the party. 10/10 can’t wait for season finale.", ">\n\nHalf of these guys wouldn’t know the difference between a hatchet and an axe and wouldn’t be able to load and shoot an AR. \nRepublicans in federal government are almost all what they would consider effeminate suburbanites.", ">\n\nIn reality yes. But we know they don’t live there. To them an obese man who wears makeup and lifted shoes while avoiding war because his feet hurt is the epitome of manly.", ">\n\nI love your username. For some reason, that line cracked up my wife and me and we say it all the time.", ">\n\nIt’s so funny how many people get the reference! Workaholics def had its fans but it was never a mainstream smash so it’s crazy how many people recognize one throwaway line from the show!\nNow get in my grapevan pls", ">\n\nCatherine Zeta Jones, she dips beneath lasers, oh oh oh", ">\n\nShe has entrapped me, and Sean Connery! OH oh OH. OH oh OHhh^hh^h", ">\n\nWhen two pieces of shit get together, there will be a whole lot of stories coming out", ">\n\nThis embarrassing DeSantis campaign ad will be played repeatedly as a hit piece. That was some insane level of bootlicking lol. For one rare moment, I think Trump is speaking the truth. DeSantis absolutely cried in front of him and maybe even got on his knees for an endorsement", ">\n\nI had to go show this to my grandma. She screams about Trump and DeSantis til her voice cracks. She said she’s never wished on anyone’s demise before them. And McConnell. The rage in her 4’11”, 74 year old body is immense.", ">\n\nSounds like you've got one righteous grandma", ">\n\nShe marched her lil ass out in January in DC to march with us during Trump’s inauguration. It was actually my 18th birthday and afterwards we stopped and had Ethiopian for the first time. Her first time trying any African food and she still talks about how much she loves it. She sat with me at a tattoo appointment and afterwards we got pizza and ice cream. I love her. She’s an amazing woman.", ">\n\n\nand afterwards we stopped and had Ethiopian\n\nColumbus Circle? Fantastic places up there", ">\n\nWish I could remember. The place was packed. My grandmother and I sat on the end of the table with the vegetarian platter (since i was vegan) so she mostly ate the veg stuff. It was amazing. There’s a good place up in Tampa (Queen of Sheba) but nowhere near as good as this place was.", ">\n\nHe's probably lying but I wouldn't be surprised if its true. Have you ever seen DeSantis in a debate or outside of his hand-picked media reporters? He's so socially awkward and unstable and has the charisma of a garden slug.", ">\n\nTrue. I have noticed him moving his jaw from side to side in nearly every news conference when someone else is at the podium. Odd.", ">\n\nHe's got some kind of behavioral issue. He was never an appealing candidate, but he's surrounded himself and insulated himself with a core group of very politically savvy extremists that are the ones propelling him forward. He's not the political \"genius\" the media paints him out to be. His handlers are but he's an empty suit being controlled by puppeteers.", ">\n\nThat is actually slightly reassuring for someone not so in the know about him, like myself.", ">\n\nIt shouldn't be though. If you start looking in to his core group of advisors and backers these are some terrifying people.", ">\n\nIn so much as it shows his limitations.", ">\n\nTrue, he has many weaknesses. But they cover for them well.", ">\n\nTrump is desperate to make his opponents look effete to distract from his needing to have his hand held as we walked down a ramp or having to grasp a glass with two small hands or needing the power of the military to help him beat Covid.", ">\n\nCovfefe", ">\n\nHamburder flu", ">\n\nPerpetrated by the radical left gang member known as the “Hamburglar”", ">\n\nRobble robble", ">\n\nLots of self-proclaimed “alpha males” are wrestling with some cognitive dissonance today.", ">\n\nThey'll figure it out after praying to their favorite NFT of the day", ">\n\nDeSantis's response is going to be \"you know what makes me cry? CRT. Please clap.\"", ">\n\nIt was Jeb Bush that said “please clap.”", ">\n\nStandard playbook. Muddy the waters to make your opponent look “just as bad or worse” than you.", ">\n\nOr at least make up enough stories so that sane people with busy lives aren’t sure anymore. It’s what they’ve done for Zelenskyy, Thunberg, and Fauci.\nThat being said I wouldn’t be surprised if Desantis cried.", ">\n\nOn the one hand, Trump claims this any time he tells a story about anyone asking him for anything. \"He came to me with tears in his eyes.\" It's a bizarre piece of rhetoric he employs at every given opportunity. I think he thinks it makes him look magnanimous while simultaneously making the other person look weak. I have doubts that anyone has expressed any emotion in front of the man for less than $50,000 any time in the past 20 years.\nOn the other hand, DeSantis has no heart, can probably cry on command, and will crawl on his hands and knees across broken glass to jerk off a syphilitic stray dog into his own mouth if it means he gets what he wants.", ">\n\nNow thats an awful image!", ">\n\nThank you, I crafted it while taking a dump.", ">\n\nHope Georgia prosecutors doesn't forget the tweet where Trump admitted to interfering in the Florida election to make sure Desantis won.", ">\n\nAnd everybody clapped.", ">\n\nI dunno, I imagine a lot of people cry when they have to interact with him.", ">\n\nDesantis...\"I've seen the pee tape, and it is the most humiliation thing I've ever seen. Donald even got some in his mouth.\"", ">\n\nIt's just DJT pissing up into his own mouth on a bed the Obama's slept on at the Kremlin", ">\n\nTo be fair, getting a close up whiff of scrambled Sudafed and BigMac diaper blowouts tends to make one’s eyes run a bit.", ">\n\nDesantis is garbage. But this story likely isn't true. Trump claims people cry in front of him all the time. Many of those people aren't even real, they are just folks he made up in his head in the moment. \n\"This big guy, some say a former marine, a lot of people are saying it, really big, tough guy, and he came to me, tears in his eyes, and he said 'Mister Trump, you saved my life,' and it's true, I did save his life, I fought next to him in Afghanistan, that's what people are saying, and you know what? Maybe they're right, maybe I did kill 100 terrorists, because I know terrorists, some of them are my friends, and I say to terrorists, stop with that terror, and you know what? They stop. No one else knows terror and anti-terror like I do, just like that marine said.\"", ">\n\nRoflcopter", ">\n\nTrump knows whatever shit he says in the media will be reported like it was fact first and have to be proven false later", ">\n\n\n\"There were tears coming down from his eyes. He said: 'If you endorse me, I'll win,'\" said Trump.\n\nlmao trump couldnt come up with something better than this?", ">\n\nSeriously lol. It has a lot of \"and then everyone clapped\" energy.", ">\n\nWow who's gonna vote for Little Crybaby Ronnie?", ">\n\nWell as hard as it is to say it, I believe Trump this time. He just left out that they cried together, holding each other in a swampy embrace. Their Depends touching each other and their tentacles creep out and conjoin so they may exchange long protein strings.", ">\n\nTrump: [proceeds to unzip pantaloons]", ">\n\n\npantaloons\n\nrich people pants", ">\n\nNo, it’s crazypants. Right there in the name: pant-of-loons.", ">\n\nSuper convincing story, just trust him it's true. He's a business man! How else can he be so rich if not being totally honest? Btw the water pressure sucks in Florida, you have to flush multiple times. Terrible, terrible leader.", ">\n\n“He said ‘Sir…’”", ">\n\nLying liars lie.", ">\n\nBigly.", ">\n\nTrump says ~~Santos~~ DeSantis cried. ~~Santos~~ DeSantis will claim that he didn't. One of these serial liars would be telling the truth. That has never happened before so the universe might just explode out of sheer surprise.\nEdit: wrong idiot", ">\n\nSantos or DeSantis?", ">\n\nTrump is such a beacon of truth and integrity. Add irony here.", ">\n\nPoor Cry Baby DeSantis", ">\n\n‘Big, strong’ men can’t stop crying around President Trump. Just ask him.", ">\n\nTrump is unbelievable. After all these years he still sounds like a hurt 8 year old.", ">\n\nIt's times like this that having no history of telling any kind of truth really doesn't work in his favor, as much as I want to believe this.", ">\n\nLike everything else Trump has said, I’m sure this is 100% true.\nHe never lies, right?", ">\n\nTo try to make a rival look bad? He'd never do that." ]

[ "Sooo, this means trump cried in front of someone when seeking endorsement? Putin?", ">\n\nExactly.", ">\n\nWell, now we know exactly who has something over him.", ">\n\nWe do, but we used to, too.", ">\n\nThanks, Mitch.", ">\n\nDonnie DOES love escalators…", ">\n\nSorry for the convenience", ">\n\nI wonder how man times he called Trump \"sir?\"", ">\n\nThis is how it went word for word.\n“Please sir, endorse me sir. How can I be as smart and as good looking as you sir? Or sir, [starts sobbing] you are so wonderful “", ">\n\nDesantis weakly salutes Dear Leader", ">\n\nThe mandatory real-fake cry claim does have Kim-Jong Il vibes.", ">\n\nRed-on-red crime is my favorite kind of crime.", ">\n\nThis one is great hecause half of their base appeal is as tough guys, so telling the nation that one of them was sobbing like a baby in front of the other is a solid move. Now Deathanus has to decide whether to just accept it and be belittled, or start to fight back and fracture the party. 10/10 can’t wait for season finale.", ">\n\nHalf of these guys wouldn’t know the difference between a hatchet and an axe and wouldn’t be able to load and shoot an AR. \nRepublicans in federal government are almost all what they would consider effeminate suburbanites.", ">\n\nIn reality yes. But we know they don’t live there. To them an obese man who wears makeup and lifted shoes while avoiding war because his feet hurt is the epitome of manly.", ">\n\nI love your username. For some reason, that line cracked up my wife and me and we say it all the time.", ">\n\nIt’s so funny how many people get the reference! Workaholics def had its fans but it was never a mainstream smash so it’s crazy how many people recognize one throwaway line from the show!\nNow get in my grapevan pls", ">\n\nCatherine Zeta Jones, she dips beneath lasers, oh oh oh", ">\n\nShe has entrapped me, and Sean Connery! OH oh OH. OH oh OHhh^hh^h", ">\n\nWhen two pieces of shit get together, there will be a whole lot of stories coming out", ">\n\nThis embarrassing DeSantis campaign ad will be played repeatedly as a hit piece. That was some insane level of bootlicking lol. For one rare moment, I think Trump is speaking the truth. DeSantis absolutely cried in front of him and maybe even got on his knees for an endorsement", ">\n\nI had to go show this to my grandma. She screams about Trump and DeSantis til her voice cracks. She said she’s never wished on anyone’s demise before them. And McConnell. The rage in her 4’11”, 74 year old body is immense.", ">\n\nSounds like you've got one righteous grandma", ">\n\nShe marched her lil ass out in January in DC to march with us during Trump’s inauguration. It was actually my 18th birthday and afterwards we stopped and had Ethiopian for the first time. Her first time trying any African food and she still talks about how much she loves it. She sat with me at a tattoo appointment and afterwards we got pizza and ice cream. I love her. She’s an amazing woman.", ">\n\n\nand afterwards we stopped and had Ethiopian\n\nColumbus Circle? Fantastic places up there", ">\n\nWish I could remember. The place was packed. My grandmother and I sat on the end of the table with the vegetarian platter (since i was vegan) so she mostly ate the veg stuff. It was amazing. There’s a good place up in Tampa (Queen of Sheba) but nowhere near as good as this place was.", ">\n\nHe's probably lying but I wouldn't be surprised if its true. Have you ever seen DeSantis in a debate or outside of his hand-picked media reporters? He's so socially awkward and unstable and has the charisma of a garden slug.", ">\n\nTrue. I have noticed him moving his jaw from side to side in nearly every news conference when someone else is at the podium. Odd.", ">\n\nHe's got some kind of behavioral issue. He was never an appealing candidate, but he's surrounded himself and insulated himself with a core group of very politically savvy extremists that are the ones propelling him forward. He's not the political \"genius\" the media paints him out to be. His handlers are but he's an empty suit being controlled by puppeteers.", ">\n\nThat is actually slightly reassuring for someone not so in the know about him, like myself.", ">\n\nIt shouldn't be though. If you start looking in to his core group of advisors and backers these are some terrifying people.", ">\n\nIn so much as it shows his limitations.", ">\n\nTrue, he has many weaknesses. But they cover for them well.", ">\n\nTrump is desperate to make his opponents look effete to distract from his needing to have his hand held as we walked down a ramp or having to grasp a glass with two small hands or needing the power of the military to help him beat Covid.", ">\n\nCovfefe", ">\n\nHamburder flu", ">\n\nPerpetrated by the radical left gang member known as the “Hamburglar”", ">\n\nRobble robble", ">\n\nLots of self-proclaimed “alpha males” are wrestling with some cognitive dissonance today.", ">\n\nThey'll figure it out after praying to their favorite NFT of the day", ">\n\nDeSantis's response is going to be \"you know what makes me cry? CRT. Please clap.\"", ">\n\nIt was Jeb Bush that said “please clap.”", ">\n\nStandard playbook. Muddy the waters to make your opponent look “just as bad or worse” than you.", ">\n\nOr at least make up enough stories so that sane people with busy lives aren’t sure anymore. It’s what they’ve done for Zelenskyy, Thunberg, and Fauci.\nThat being said I wouldn’t be surprised if Desantis cried.", ">\n\nOn the one hand, Trump claims this any time he tells a story about anyone asking him for anything. \"He came to me with tears in his eyes.\" It's a bizarre piece of rhetoric he employs at every given opportunity. I think he thinks it makes him look magnanimous while simultaneously making the other person look weak. I have doubts that anyone has expressed any emotion in front of the man for less than $50,000 any time in the past 20 years.\nOn the other hand, DeSantis has no heart, can probably cry on command, and will crawl on his hands and knees across broken glass to jerk off a syphilitic stray dog into his own mouth if it means he gets what he wants.", ">\n\nNow thats an awful image!", ">\n\nThank you, I crafted it while taking a dump.", ">\n\nHope Georgia prosecutors doesn't forget the tweet where Trump admitted to interfering in the Florida election to make sure Desantis won.", ">\n\nAnd everybody clapped.", ">\n\nI dunno, I imagine a lot of people cry when they have to interact with him.", ">\n\nDesantis...\"I've seen the pee tape, and it is the most humiliation thing I've ever seen. Donald even got some in his mouth.\"", ">\n\nIt's just DJT pissing up into his own mouth on a bed the Obama's slept on at the Kremlin", ">\n\nTo be fair, getting a close up whiff of scrambled Sudafed and BigMac diaper blowouts tends to make one’s eyes run a bit.", ">\n\nDesantis is garbage. But this story likely isn't true. Trump claims people cry in front of him all the time. Many of those people aren't even real, they are just folks he made up in his head in the moment. \n\"This big guy, some say a former marine, a lot of people are saying it, really big, tough guy, and he came to me, tears in his eyes, and he said 'Mister Trump, you saved my life,' and it's true, I did save his life, I fought next to him in Afghanistan, that's what people are saying, and you know what? Maybe they're right, maybe I did kill 100 terrorists, because I know terrorists, some of them are my friends, and I say to terrorists, stop with that terror, and you know what? They stop. No one else knows terror and anti-terror like I do, just like that marine said.\"", ">\n\nRoflcopter", ">\n\nTrump knows whatever shit he says in the media will be reported like it was fact first and have to be proven false later", ">\n\n\n\"There were tears coming down from his eyes. He said: 'If you endorse me, I'll win,'\" said Trump.\n\nlmao trump couldnt come up with something better than this?", ">\n\nSeriously lol. It has a lot of \"and then everyone clapped\" energy.", ">\n\nWow who's gonna vote for Little Crybaby Ronnie?", ">\n\nWell as hard as it is to say it, I believe Trump this time. He just left out that they cried together, holding each other in a swampy embrace. Their Depends touching each other and their tentacles creep out and conjoin so they may exchange long protein strings.", ">\n\nTrump: [proceeds to unzip pantaloons]", ">\n\n\npantaloons\n\nrich people pants", ">\n\nNo, it’s crazypants. Right there in the name: pant-of-loons.", ">\n\nSuper convincing story, just trust him it's true. He's a business man! How else can he be so rich if not being totally honest? Btw the water pressure sucks in Florida, you have to flush multiple times. Terrible, terrible leader.", ">\n\n“He said ‘Sir…’”", ">\n\nLying liars lie.", ">\n\nBigly.", ">\n\nTrump says ~~Santos~~ DeSantis cried. ~~Santos~~ DeSantis will claim that he didn't. One of these serial liars would be telling the truth. That has never happened before so the universe might just explode out of sheer surprise.\nEdit: wrong idiot", ">\n\nSantos or DeSantis?", ">\n\nTrump is such a beacon of truth and integrity. Add irony here.", ">\n\nPoor Cry Baby DeSantis", ">\n\n‘Big, strong’ men can’t stop crying around President Trump. Just ask him.", ">\n\nTrump is unbelievable. After all these years he still sounds like a hurt 8 year old.", ">\n\nIt's times like this that having no history of telling any kind of truth really doesn't work in his favor, as much as I want to believe this.", ">\n\nLike everything else Trump has said, I’m sure this is 100% true.\nHe never lies, right?", ">\n\nTo try to make a rival look bad? He'd never do that.", ">\n\nWhile calling him sir. Yawn. We get it, Donald." ]

[ "Sooo, this means trump cried in front of someone when seeking endorsement? Putin?", ">\n\nExactly.", ">\n\nWell, now we know exactly who has something over him.", ">\n\nWe do, but we used to, too.", ">\n\nThanks, Mitch.", ">\n\nDonnie DOES love escalators…", ">\n\nSorry for the convenience", ">\n\nI wonder how man times he called Trump \"sir?\"", ">\n\nThis is how it went word for word.\n“Please sir, endorse me sir. How can I be as smart and as good looking as you sir? Or sir, [starts sobbing] you are so wonderful “", ">\n\nDesantis weakly salutes Dear Leader", ">\n\nThe mandatory real-fake cry claim does have Kim-Jong Il vibes.", ">\n\nRed-on-red crime is my favorite kind of crime.", ">\n\nThis one is great hecause half of their base appeal is as tough guys, so telling the nation that one of them was sobbing like a baby in front of the other is a solid move. Now Deathanus has to decide whether to just accept it and be belittled, or start to fight back and fracture the party. 10/10 can’t wait for season finale.", ">\n\nHalf of these guys wouldn’t know the difference between a hatchet and an axe and wouldn’t be able to load and shoot an AR. \nRepublicans in federal government are almost all what they would consider effeminate suburbanites.", ">\n\nIn reality yes. But we know they don’t live there. To them an obese man who wears makeup and lifted shoes while avoiding war because his feet hurt is the epitome of manly.", ">\n\nI love your username. For some reason, that line cracked up my wife and me and we say it all the time.", ">\n\nIt’s so funny how many people get the reference! Workaholics def had its fans but it was never a mainstream smash so it’s crazy how many people recognize one throwaway line from the show!\nNow get in my grapevan pls", ">\n\nCatherine Zeta Jones, she dips beneath lasers, oh oh oh", ">\n\nShe has entrapped me, and Sean Connery! OH oh OH. OH oh OHhh^hh^h", ">\n\nWhen two pieces of shit get together, there will be a whole lot of stories coming out", ">\n\nThis embarrassing DeSantis campaign ad will be played repeatedly as a hit piece. That was some insane level of bootlicking lol. For one rare moment, I think Trump is speaking the truth. DeSantis absolutely cried in front of him and maybe even got on his knees for an endorsement", ">\n\nI had to go show this to my grandma. She screams about Trump and DeSantis til her voice cracks. She said she’s never wished on anyone’s demise before them. And McConnell. The rage in her 4’11”, 74 year old body is immense.", ">\n\nSounds like you've got one righteous grandma", ">\n\nShe marched her lil ass out in January in DC to march with us during Trump’s inauguration. It was actually my 18th birthday and afterwards we stopped and had Ethiopian for the first time. Her first time trying any African food and she still talks about how much she loves it. She sat with me at a tattoo appointment and afterwards we got pizza and ice cream. I love her. She’s an amazing woman.", ">\n\n\nand afterwards we stopped and had Ethiopian\n\nColumbus Circle? Fantastic places up there", ">\n\nWish I could remember. The place was packed. My grandmother and I sat on the end of the table with the vegetarian platter (since i was vegan) so she mostly ate the veg stuff. It was amazing. There’s a good place up in Tampa (Queen of Sheba) but nowhere near as good as this place was.", ">\n\nHe's probably lying but I wouldn't be surprised if its true. Have you ever seen DeSantis in a debate or outside of his hand-picked media reporters? He's so socially awkward and unstable and has the charisma of a garden slug.", ">\n\nTrue. I have noticed him moving his jaw from side to side in nearly every news conference when someone else is at the podium. Odd.", ">\n\nHe's got some kind of behavioral issue. He was never an appealing candidate, but he's surrounded himself and insulated himself with a core group of very politically savvy extremists that are the ones propelling him forward. He's not the political \"genius\" the media paints him out to be. His handlers are but he's an empty suit being controlled by puppeteers.", ">\n\nThat is actually slightly reassuring for someone not so in the know about him, like myself.", ">\n\nIt shouldn't be though. If you start looking in to his core group of advisors and backers these are some terrifying people.", ">\n\nIn so much as it shows his limitations.", ">\n\nTrue, he has many weaknesses. But they cover for them well.", ">\n\nTrump is desperate to make his opponents look effete to distract from his needing to have his hand held as we walked down a ramp or having to grasp a glass with two small hands or needing the power of the military to help him beat Covid.", ">\n\nCovfefe", ">\n\nHamburder flu", ">\n\nPerpetrated by the radical left gang member known as the “Hamburglar”", ">\n\nRobble robble", ">\n\nLots of self-proclaimed “alpha males” are wrestling with some cognitive dissonance today.", ">\n\nThey'll figure it out after praying to their favorite NFT of the day", ">\n\nDeSantis's response is going to be \"you know what makes me cry? CRT. Please clap.\"", ">\n\nIt was Jeb Bush that said “please clap.”", ">\n\nStandard playbook. Muddy the waters to make your opponent look “just as bad or worse” than you.", ">\n\nOr at least make up enough stories so that sane people with busy lives aren’t sure anymore. It’s what they’ve done for Zelenskyy, Thunberg, and Fauci.\nThat being said I wouldn’t be surprised if Desantis cried.", ">\n\nOn the one hand, Trump claims this any time he tells a story about anyone asking him for anything. \"He came to me with tears in his eyes.\" It's a bizarre piece of rhetoric he employs at every given opportunity. I think he thinks it makes him look magnanimous while simultaneously making the other person look weak. I have doubts that anyone has expressed any emotion in front of the man for less than $50,000 any time in the past 20 years.\nOn the other hand, DeSantis has no heart, can probably cry on command, and will crawl on his hands and knees across broken glass to jerk off a syphilitic stray dog into his own mouth if it means he gets what he wants.", ">\n\nNow thats an awful image!", ">\n\nThank you, I crafted it while taking a dump.", ">\n\nHope Georgia prosecutors doesn't forget the tweet where Trump admitted to interfering in the Florida election to make sure Desantis won.", ">\n\nAnd everybody clapped.", ">\n\nI dunno, I imagine a lot of people cry when they have to interact with him.", ">\n\nDesantis...\"I've seen the pee tape, and it is the most humiliation thing I've ever seen. Donald even got some in his mouth.\"", ">\n\nIt's just DJT pissing up into his own mouth on a bed the Obama's slept on at the Kremlin", ">\n\nTo be fair, getting a close up whiff of scrambled Sudafed and BigMac diaper blowouts tends to make one’s eyes run a bit.", ">\n\nDesantis is garbage. But this story likely isn't true. Trump claims people cry in front of him all the time. Many of those people aren't even real, they are just folks he made up in his head in the moment. \n\"This big guy, some say a former marine, a lot of people are saying it, really big, tough guy, and he came to me, tears in his eyes, and he said 'Mister Trump, you saved my life,' and it's true, I did save his life, I fought next to him in Afghanistan, that's what people are saying, and you know what? Maybe they're right, maybe I did kill 100 terrorists, because I know terrorists, some of them are my friends, and I say to terrorists, stop with that terror, and you know what? They stop. No one else knows terror and anti-terror like I do, just like that marine said.\"", ">\n\nRoflcopter", ">\n\nTrump knows whatever shit he says in the media will be reported like it was fact first and have to be proven false later", ">\n\n\n\"There were tears coming down from his eyes. He said: 'If you endorse me, I'll win,'\" said Trump.\n\nlmao trump couldnt come up with something better than this?", ">\n\nSeriously lol. It has a lot of \"and then everyone clapped\" energy.", ">\n\nWow who's gonna vote for Little Crybaby Ronnie?", ">\n\nWell as hard as it is to say it, I believe Trump this time. He just left out that they cried together, holding each other in a swampy embrace. Their Depends touching each other and their tentacles creep out and conjoin so they may exchange long protein strings.", ">\n\nTrump: [proceeds to unzip pantaloons]", ">\n\n\npantaloons\n\nrich people pants", ">\n\nNo, it’s crazypants. Right there in the name: pant-of-loons.", ">\n\nSuper convincing story, just trust him it's true. He's a business man! How else can he be so rich if not being totally honest? Btw the water pressure sucks in Florida, you have to flush multiple times. Terrible, terrible leader.", ">\n\n“He said ‘Sir…’”", ">\n\nLying liars lie.", ">\n\nBigly.", ">\n\nTrump says ~~Santos~~ DeSantis cried. ~~Santos~~ DeSantis will claim that he didn't. One of these serial liars would be telling the truth. That has never happened before so the universe might just explode out of sheer surprise.\nEdit: wrong idiot", ">\n\nSantos or DeSantis?", ">\n\nTrump is such a beacon of truth and integrity. Add irony here.", ">\n\nPoor Cry Baby DeSantis", ">\n\n‘Big, strong’ men can’t stop crying around President Trump. Just ask him.", ">\n\nTrump is unbelievable. After all these years he still sounds like a hurt 8 year old.", ">\n\nIt's times like this that having no history of telling any kind of truth really doesn't work in his favor, as much as I want to believe this.", ">\n\nLike everything else Trump has said, I’m sure this is 100% true.\nHe never lies, right?", ">\n\nTo try to make a rival look bad? He'd never do that.", ">\n\nWhile calling him sir. Yawn. We get it, Donald.", ">\n\nHe is a cringe factory and totally seems like type to cry for something when he really wants it, like a big baby." ]

[ "Sooo, this means trump cried in front of someone when seeking endorsement? Putin?", ">\n\nExactly.", ">\n\nWell, now we know exactly who has something over him.", ">\n\nWe do, but we used to, too.", ">\n\nThanks, Mitch.", ">\n\nDonnie DOES love escalators…", ">\n\nSorry for the convenience", ">\n\nI wonder how man times he called Trump \"sir?\"", ">\n\nThis is how it went word for word.\n“Please sir, endorse me sir. How can I be as smart and as good looking as you sir? Or sir, [starts sobbing] you are so wonderful “", ">\n\nDesantis weakly salutes Dear Leader", ">\n\nThe mandatory real-fake cry claim does have Kim-Jong Il vibes.", ">\n\nRed-on-red crime is my favorite kind of crime.", ">\n\nThis one is great hecause half of their base appeal is as tough guys, so telling the nation that one of them was sobbing like a baby in front of the other is a solid move. Now Deathanus has to decide whether to just accept it and be belittled, or start to fight back and fracture the party. 10/10 can’t wait for season finale.", ">\n\nHalf of these guys wouldn’t know the difference between a hatchet and an axe and wouldn’t be able to load and shoot an AR. \nRepublicans in federal government are almost all what they would consider effeminate suburbanites.", ">\n\nIn reality yes. But we know they don’t live there. To them an obese man who wears makeup and lifted shoes while avoiding war because his feet hurt is the epitome of manly.", ">\n\nI love your username. For some reason, that line cracked up my wife and me and we say it all the time.", ">\n\nIt’s so funny how many people get the reference! Workaholics def had its fans but it was never a mainstream smash so it’s crazy how many people recognize one throwaway line from the show!\nNow get in my grapevan pls", ">\n\nCatherine Zeta Jones, she dips beneath lasers, oh oh oh", ">\n\nShe has entrapped me, and Sean Connery! OH oh OH. OH oh OHhh^hh^h", ">\n\nWhen two pieces of shit get together, there will be a whole lot of stories coming out", ">\n\nThis embarrassing DeSantis campaign ad will be played repeatedly as a hit piece. That was some insane level of bootlicking lol. For one rare moment, I think Trump is speaking the truth. DeSantis absolutely cried in front of him and maybe even got on his knees for an endorsement", ">\n\nI had to go show this to my grandma. She screams about Trump and DeSantis til her voice cracks. She said she’s never wished on anyone’s demise before them. And McConnell. The rage in her 4’11”, 74 year old body is immense.", ">\n\nSounds like you've got one righteous grandma", ">\n\nShe marched her lil ass out in January in DC to march with us during Trump’s inauguration. It was actually my 18th birthday and afterwards we stopped and had Ethiopian for the first time. Her first time trying any African food and she still talks about how much she loves it. She sat with me at a tattoo appointment and afterwards we got pizza and ice cream. I love her. She’s an amazing woman.", ">\n\n\nand afterwards we stopped and had Ethiopian\n\nColumbus Circle? Fantastic places up there", ">\n\nWish I could remember. The place was packed. My grandmother and I sat on the end of the table with the vegetarian platter (since i was vegan) so she mostly ate the veg stuff. It was amazing. There’s a good place up in Tampa (Queen of Sheba) but nowhere near as good as this place was.", ">\n\nHe's probably lying but I wouldn't be surprised if its true. Have you ever seen DeSantis in a debate or outside of his hand-picked media reporters? He's so socially awkward and unstable and has the charisma of a garden slug.", ">\n\nTrue. I have noticed him moving his jaw from side to side in nearly every news conference when someone else is at the podium. Odd.", ">\n\nHe's got some kind of behavioral issue. He was never an appealing candidate, but he's surrounded himself and insulated himself with a core group of very politically savvy extremists that are the ones propelling him forward. He's not the political \"genius\" the media paints him out to be. His handlers are but he's an empty suit being controlled by puppeteers.", ">\n\nThat is actually slightly reassuring for someone not so in the know about him, like myself.", ">\n\nIt shouldn't be though. If you start looking in to his core group of advisors and backers these are some terrifying people.", ">\n\nIn so much as it shows his limitations.", ">\n\nTrue, he has many weaknesses. But they cover for them well.", ">\n\nTrump is desperate to make his opponents look effete to distract from his needing to have his hand held as we walked down a ramp or having to grasp a glass with two small hands or needing the power of the military to help him beat Covid.", ">\n\nCovfefe", ">\n\nHamburder flu", ">\n\nPerpetrated by the radical left gang member known as the “Hamburglar”", ">\n\nRobble robble", ">\n\nLots of self-proclaimed “alpha males” are wrestling with some cognitive dissonance today.", ">\n\nThey'll figure it out after praying to their favorite NFT of the day", ">\n\nDeSantis's response is going to be \"you know what makes me cry? CRT. Please clap.\"", ">\n\nIt was Jeb Bush that said “please clap.”", ">\n\nStandard playbook. Muddy the waters to make your opponent look “just as bad or worse” than you.", ">\n\nOr at least make up enough stories so that sane people with busy lives aren’t sure anymore. It’s what they’ve done for Zelenskyy, Thunberg, and Fauci.\nThat being said I wouldn’t be surprised if Desantis cried.", ">\n\nOn the one hand, Trump claims this any time he tells a story about anyone asking him for anything. \"He came to me with tears in his eyes.\" It's a bizarre piece of rhetoric he employs at every given opportunity. I think he thinks it makes him look magnanimous while simultaneously making the other person look weak. I have doubts that anyone has expressed any emotion in front of the man for less than $50,000 any time in the past 20 years.\nOn the other hand, DeSantis has no heart, can probably cry on command, and will crawl on his hands and knees across broken glass to jerk off a syphilitic stray dog into his own mouth if it means he gets what he wants.", ">\n\nNow thats an awful image!", ">\n\nThank you, I crafted it while taking a dump.", ">\n\nHope Georgia prosecutors doesn't forget the tweet where Trump admitted to interfering in the Florida election to make sure Desantis won.", ">\n\nAnd everybody clapped.", ">\n\nI dunno, I imagine a lot of people cry when they have to interact with him.", ">\n\nDesantis...\"I've seen the pee tape, and it is the most humiliation thing I've ever seen. Donald even got some in his mouth.\"", ">\n\nIt's just DJT pissing up into his own mouth on a bed the Obama's slept on at the Kremlin", ">\n\nTo be fair, getting a close up whiff of scrambled Sudafed and BigMac diaper blowouts tends to make one’s eyes run a bit.", ">\n\nDesantis is garbage. But this story likely isn't true. Trump claims people cry in front of him all the time. Many of those people aren't even real, they are just folks he made up in his head in the moment. \n\"This big guy, some say a former marine, a lot of people are saying it, really big, tough guy, and he came to me, tears in his eyes, and he said 'Mister Trump, you saved my life,' and it's true, I did save his life, I fought next to him in Afghanistan, that's what people are saying, and you know what? Maybe they're right, maybe I did kill 100 terrorists, because I know terrorists, some of them are my friends, and I say to terrorists, stop with that terror, and you know what? They stop. No one else knows terror and anti-terror like I do, just like that marine said.\"", ">\n\nRoflcopter", ">\n\nTrump knows whatever shit he says in the media will be reported like it was fact first and have to be proven false later", ">\n\n\n\"There were tears coming down from his eyes. He said: 'If you endorse me, I'll win,'\" said Trump.\n\nlmao trump couldnt come up with something better than this?", ">\n\nSeriously lol. It has a lot of \"and then everyone clapped\" energy.", ">\n\nWow who's gonna vote for Little Crybaby Ronnie?", ">\n\nWell as hard as it is to say it, I believe Trump this time. He just left out that they cried together, holding each other in a swampy embrace. Their Depends touching each other and their tentacles creep out and conjoin so they may exchange long protein strings.", ">\n\nTrump: [proceeds to unzip pantaloons]", ">\n\n\npantaloons\n\nrich people pants", ">\n\nNo, it’s crazypants. Right there in the name: pant-of-loons.", ">\n\nSuper convincing story, just trust him it's true. He's a business man! How else can he be so rich if not being totally honest? Btw the water pressure sucks in Florida, you have to flush multiple times. Terrible, terrible leader.", ">\n\n“He said ‘Sir…’”", ">\n\nLying liars lie.", ">\n\nBigly.", ">\n\nTrump says ~~Santos~~ DeSantis cried. ~~Santos~~ DeSantis will claim that he didn't. One of these serial liars would be telling the truth. That has never happened before so the universe might just explode out of sheer surprise.\nEdit: wrong idiot", ">\n\nSantos or DeSantis?", ">\n\nTrump is such a beacon of truth and integrity. Add irony here.", ">\n\nPoor Cry Baby DeSantis", ">\n\n‘Big, strong’ men can’t stop crying around President Trump. Just ask him.", ">\n\nTrump is unbelievable. After all these years he still sounds like a hurt 8 year old.", ">\n\nIt's times like this that having no history of telling any kind of truth really doesn't work in his favor, as much as I want to believe this.", ">\n\nLike everything else Trump has said, I’m sure this is 100% true.\nHe never lies, right?", ">\n\nTo try to make a rival look bad? He'd never do that.", ">\n\nWhile calling him sir. Yawn. We get it, Donald.", ">\n\nHe is a cringe factory and totally seems like type to cry for something when he really wants it, like a big baby.", ">\n\nLol. These people suck so bad." ]

[ "Sooo, this means trump cried in front of someone when seeking endorsement? Putin?", ">\n\nExactly.", ">\n\nWell, now we know exactly who has something over him.", ">\n\nWe do, but we used to, too.", ">\n\nThanks, Mitch.", ">\n\nDonnie DOES love escalators…", ">\n\nSorry for the convenience", ">\n\nI wonder how man times he called Trump \"sir?\"", ">\n\nThis is how it went word for word.\n“Please sir, endorse me sir. How can I be as smart and as good looking as you sir? Or sir, [starts sobbing] you are so wonderful “", ">\n\nDesantis weakly salutes Dear Leader", ">\n\nThe mandatory real-fake cry claim does have Kim-Jong Il vibes.", ">\n\nRed-on-red crime is my favorite kind of crime.", ">\n\nThis one is great hecause half of their base appeal is as tough guys, so telling the nation that one of them was sobbing like a baby in front of the other is a solid move. Now Deathanus has to decide whether to just accept it and be belittled, or start to fight back and fracture the party. 10/10 can’t wait for season finale.", ">\n\nHalf of these guys wouldn’t know the difference between a hatchet and an axe and wouldn’t be able to load and shoot an AR. \nRepublicans in federal government are almost all what they would consider effeminate suburbanites.", ">\n\nIn reality yes. But we know they don’t live there. To them an obese man who wears makeup and lifted shoes while avoiding war because his feet hurt is the epitome of manly.", ">\n\nI love your username. For some reason, that line cracked up my wife and me and we say it all the time.", ">\n\nIt’s so funny how many people get the reference! Workaholics def had its fans but it was never a mainstream smash so it’s crazy how many people recognize one throwaway line from the show!\nNow get in my grapevan pls", ">\n\nCatherine Zeta Jones, she dips beneath lasers, oh oh oh", ">\n\nShe has entrapped me, and Sean Connery! OH oh OH. OH oh OHhh^hh^h", ">\n\nWhen two pieces of shit get together, there will be a whole lot of stories coming out", ">\n\nThis embarrassing DeSantis campaign ad will be played repeatedly as a hit piece. That was some insane level of bootlicking lol. For one rare moment, I think Trump is speaking the truth. DeSantis absolutely cried in front of him and maybe even got on his knees for an endorsement", ">\n\nI had to go show this to my grandma. She screams about Trump and DeSantis til her voice cracks. She said she’s never wished on anyone’s demise before them. And McConnell. The rage in her 4’11”, 74 year old body is immense.", ">\n\nSounds like you've got one righteous grandma", ">\n\nShe marched her lil ass out in January in DC to march with us during Trump’s inauguration. It was actually my 18th birthday and afterwards we stopped and had Ethiopian for the first time. Her first time trying any African food and she still talks about how much she loves it. She sat with me at a tattoo appointment and afterwards we got pizza and ice cream. I love her. She’s an amazing woman.", ">\n\n\nand afterwards we stopped and had Ethiopian\n\nColumbus Circle? Fantastic places up there", ">\n\nWish I could remember. The place was packed. My grandmother and I sat on the end of the table with the vegetarian platter (since i was vegan) so she mostly ate the veg stuff. It was amazing. There’s a good place up in Tampa (Queen of Sheba) but nowhere near as good as this place was.", ">\n\nHe's probably lying but I wouldn't be surprised if its true. Have you ever seen DeSantis in a debate or outside of his hand-picked media reporters? He's so socially awkward and unstable and has the charisma of a garden slug.", ">\n\nTrue. I have noticed him moving his jaw from side to side in nearly every news conference when someone else is at the podium. Odd.", ">\n\nHe's got some kind of behavioral issue. He was never an appealing candidate, but he's surrounded himself and insulated himself with a core group of very politically savvy extremists that are the ones propelling him forward. He's not the political \"genius\" the media paints him out to be. His handlers are but he's an empty suit being controlled by puppeteers.", ">\n\nThat is actually slightly reassuring for someone not so in the know about him, like myself.", ">\n\nIt shouldn't be though. If you start looking in to his core group of advisors and backers these are some terrifying people.", ">\n\nIn so much as it shows his limitations.", ">\n\nTrue, he has many weaknesses. But they cover for them well.", ">\n\nTrump is desperate to make his opponents look effete to distract from his needing to have his hand held as we walked down a ramp or having to grasp a glass with two small hands or needing the power of the military to help him beat Covid.", ">\n\nCovfefe", ">\n\nHamburder flu", ">\n\nPerpetrated by the radical left gang member known as the “Hamburglar”", ">\n\nRobble robble", ">\n\nLots of self-proclaimed “alpha males” are wrestling with some cognitive dissonance today.", ">\n\nThey'll figure it out after praying to their favorite NFT of the day", ">\n\nDeSantis's response is going to be \"you know what makes me cry? CRT. Please clap.\"", ">\n\nIt was Jeb Bush that said “please clap.”", ">\n\nStandard playbook. Muddy the waters to make your opponent look “just as bad or worse” than you.", ">\n\nOr at least make up enough stories so that sane people with busy lives aren’t sure anymore. It’s what they’ve done for Zelenskyy, Thunberg, and Fauci.\nThat being said I wouldn’t be surprised if Desantis cried.", ">\n\nOn the one hand, Trump claims this any time he tells a story about anyone asking him for anything. \"He came to me with tears in his eyes.\" It's a bizarre piece of rhetoric he employs at every given opportunity. I think he thinks it makes him look magnanimous while simultaneously making the other person look weak. I have doubts that anyone has expressed any emotion in front of the man for less than $50,000 any time in the past 20 years.\nOn the other hand, DeSantis has no heart, can probably cry on command, and will crawl on his hands and knees across broken glass to jerk off a syphilitic stray dog into his own mouth if it means he gets what he wants.", ">\n\nNow thats an awful image!", ">\n\nThank you, I crafted it while taking a dump.", ">\n\nHope Georgia prosecutors doesn't forget the tweet where Trump admitted to interfering in the Florida election to make sure Desantis won.", ">\n\nAnd everybody clapped.", ">\n\nI dunno, I imagine a lot of people cry when they have to interact with him.", ">\n\nDesantis...\"I've seen the pee tape, and it is the most humiliation thing I've ever seen. Donald even got some in his mouth.\"", ">\n\nIt's just DJT pissing up into his own mouth on a bed the Obama's slept on at the Kremlin", ">\n\nTo be fair, getting a close up whiff of scrambled Sudafed and BigMac diaper blowouts tends to make one’s eyes run a bit.", ">\n\nDesantis is garbage. But this story likely isn't true. Trump claims people cry in front of him all the time. Many of those people aren't even real, they are just folks he made up in his head in the moment. \n\"This big guy, some say a former marine, a lot of people are saying it, really big, tough guy, and he came to me, tears in his eyes, and he said 'Mister Trump, you saved my life,' and it's true, I did save his life, I fought next to him in Afghanistan, that's what people are saying, and you know what? Maybe they're right, maybe I did kill 100 terrorists, because I know terrorists, some of them are my friends, and I say to terrorists, stop with that terror, and you know what? They stop. No one else knows terror and anti-terror like I do, just like that marine said.\"", ">\n\nRoflcopter", ">\n\nTrump knows whatever shit he says in the media will be reported like it was fact first and have to be proven false later", ">\n\n\n\"There were tears coming down from his eyes. He said: 'If you endorse me, I'll win,'\" said Trump.\n\nlmao trump couldnt come up with something better than this?", ">\n\nSeriously lol. It has a lot of \"and then everyone clapped\" energy.", ">\n\nWow who's gonna vote for Little Crybaby Ronnie?", ">\n\nWell as hard as it is to say it, I believe Trump this time. He just left out that they cried together, holding each other in a swampy embrace. Their Depends touching each other and their tentacles creep out and conjoin so they may exchange long protein strings.", ">\n\nTrump: [proceeds to unzip pantaloons]", ">\n\n\npantaloons\n\nrich people pants", ">\n\nNo, it’s crazypants. Right there in the name: pant-of-loons.", ">\n\nSuper convincing story, just trust him it's true. He's a business man! How else can he be so rich if not being totally honest? Btw the water pressure sucks in Florida, you have to flush multiple times. Terrible, terrible leader.", ">\n\n“He said ‘Sir…’”", ">\n\nLying liars lie.", ">\n\nBigly.", ">\n\nTrump says ~~Santos~~ DeSantis cried. ~~Santos~~ DeSantis will claim that he didn't. One of these serial liars would be telling the truth. That has never happened before so the universe might just explode out of sheer surprise.\nEdit: wrong idiot", ">\n\nSantos or DeSantis?", ">\n\nTrump is such a beacon of truth and integrity. Add irony here.", ">\n\nPoor Cry Baby DeSantis", ">\n\n‘Big, strong’ men can’t stop crying around President Trump. Just ask him.", ">\n\nTrump is unbelievable. After all these years he still sounds like a hurt 8 year old.", ">\n\nIt's times like this that having no history of telling any kind of truth really doesn't work in his favor, as much as I want to believe this.", ">\n\nLike everything else Trump has said, I’m sure this is 100% true.\nHe never lies, right?", ">\n\nTo try to make a rival look bad? He'd never do that.", ">\n\nWhile calling him sir. Yawn. We get it, Donald.", ">\n\nHe is a cringe factory and totally seems like type to cry for something when he really wants it, like a big baby.", ">\n\nLol. These people suck so bad.", ">\n\nCrying is okay, folks.\nTrump and DeSantis are shit people, but crying is okay." ]

[ "Sooo, this means trump cried in front of someone when seeking endorsement? Putin?", ">\n\nExactly.", ">\n\nWell, now we know exactly who has something over him.", ">\n\nWe do, but we used to, too.", ">\n\nThanks, Mitch.", ">\n\nDonnie DOES love escalators…", ">\n\nSorry for the convenience", ">\n\nI wonder how man times he called Trump \"sir?\"", ">\n\nThis is how it went word for word.\n“Please sir, endorse me sir. How can I be as smart and as good looking as you sir? Or sir, [starts sobbing] you are so wonderful “", ">\n\nDesantis weakly salutes Dear Leader", ">\n\nThe mandatory real-fake cry claim does have Kim-Jong Il vibes.", ">\n\nRed-on-red crime is my favorite kind of crime.", ">\n\nThis one is great hecause half of their base appeal is as tough guys, so telling the nation that one of them was sobbing like a baby in front of the other is a solid move. Now Deathanus has to decide whether to just accept it and be belittled, or start to fight back and fracture the party. 10/10 can’t wait for season finale.", ">\n\nHalf of these guys wouldn’t know the difference between a hatchet and an axe and wouldn’t be able to load and shoot an AR. \nRepublicans in federal government are almost all what they would consider effeminate suburbanites.", ">\n\nIn reality yes. But we know they don’t live there. To them an obese man who wears makeup and lifted shoes while avoiding war because his feet hurt is the epitome of manly.", ">\n\nI love your username. For some reason, that line cracked up my wife and me and we say it all the time.", ">\n\nIt’s so funny how many people get the reference! Workaholics def had its fans but it was never a mainstream smash so it’s crazy how many people recognize one throwaway line from the show!\nNow get in my grapevan pls", ">\n\nCatherine Zeta Jones, she dips beneath lasers, oh oh oh", ">\n\nShe has entrapped me, and Sean Connery! OH oh OH. OH oh OHhh^hh^h", ">\n\nWhen two pieces of shit get together, there will be a whole lot of stories coming out", ">\n\nThis embarrassing DeSantis campaign ad will be played repeatedly as a hit piece. That was some insane level of bootlicking lol. For one rare moment, I think Trump is speaking the truth. DeSantis absolutely cried in front of him and maybe even got on his knees for an endorsement", ">\n\nI had to go show this to my grandma. She screams about Trump and DeSantis til her voice cracks. She said she’s never wished on anyone’s demise before them. And McConnell. The rage in her 4’11”, 74 year old body is immense.", ">\n\nSounds like you've got one righteous grandma", ">\n\nShe marched her lil ass out in January in DC to march with us during Trump’s inauguration. It was actually my 18th birthday and afterwards we stopped and had Ethiopian for the first time. Her first time trying any African food and she still talks about how much she loves it. She sat with me at a tattoo appointment and afterwards we got pizza and ice cream. I love her. She’s an amazing woman.", ">\n\n\nand afterwards we stopped and had Ethiopian\n\nColumbus Circle? Fantastic places up there", ">\n\nWish I could remember. The place was packed. My grandmother and I sat on the end of the table with the vegetarian platter (since i was vegan) so she mostly ate the veg stuff. It was amazing. There’s a good place up in Tampa (Queen of Sheba) but nowhere near as good as this place was.", ">\n\nHe's probably lying but I wouldn't be surprised if its true. Have you ever seen DeSantis in a debate or outside of his hand-picked media reporters? He's so socially awkward and unstable and has the charisma of a garden slug.", ">\n\nTrue. I have noticed him moving his jaw from side to side in nearly every news conference when someone else is at the podium. Odd.", ">\n\nHe's got some kind of behavioral issue. He was never an appealing candidate, but he's surrounded himself and insulated himself with a core group of very politically savvy extremists that are the ones propelling him forward. He's not the political \"genius\" the media paints him out to be. His handlers are but he's an empty suit being controlled by puppeteers.", ">\n\nThat is actually slightly reassuring for someone not so in the know about him, like myself.", ">\n\nIt shouldn't be though. If you start looking in to his core group of advisors and backers these are some terrifying people.", ">\n\nIn so much as it shows his limitations.", ">\n\nTrue, he has many weaknesses. But they cover for them well.", ">\n\nTrump is desperate to make his opponents look effete to distract from his needing to have his hand held as we walked down a ramp or having to grasp a glass with two small hands or needing the power of the military to help him beat Covid.", ">\n\nCovfefe", ">\n\nHamburder flu", ">\n\nPerpetrated by the radical left gang member known as the “Hamburglar”", ">\n\nRobble robble", ">\n\nLots of self-proclaimed “alpha males” are wrestling with some cognitive dissonance today.", ">\n\nThey'll figure it out after praying to their favorite NFT of the day", ">\n\nDeSantis's response is going to be \"you know what makes me cry? CRT. Please clap.\"", ">\n\nIt was Jeb Bush that said “please clap.”", ">\n\nStandard playbook. Muddy the waters to make your opponent look “just as bad or worse” than you.", ">\n\nOr at least make up enough stories so that sane people with busy lives aren’t sure anymore. It’s what they’ve done for Zelenskyy, Thunberg, and Fauci.\nThat being said I wouldn’t be surprised if Desantis cried.", ">\n\nOn the one hand, Trump claims this any time he tells a story about anyone asking him for anything. \"He came to me with tears in his eyes.\" It's a bizarre piece of rhetoric he employs at every given opportunity. I think he thinks it makes him look magnanimous while simultaneously making the other person look weak. I have doubts that anyone has expressed any emotion in front of the man for less than $50,000 any time in the past 20 years.\nOn the other hand, DeSantis has no heart, can probably cry on command, and will crawl on his hands and knees across broken glass to jerk off a syphilitic stray dog into his own mouth if it means he gets what he wants.", ">\n\nNow thats an awful image!", ">\n\nThank you, I crafted it while taking a dump.", ">\n\nHope Georgia prosecutors doesn't forget the tweet where Trump admitted to interfering in the Florida election to make sure Desantis won.", ">\n\nAnd everybody clapped.", ">\n\nI dunno, I imagine a lot of people cry when they have to interact with him.", ">\n\nDesantis...\"I've seen the pee tape, and it is the most humiliation thing I've ever seen. Donald even got some in his mouth.\"", ">\n\nIt's just DJT pissing up into his own mouth on a bed the Obama's slept on at the Kremlin", ">\n\nTo be fair, getting a close up whiff of scrambled Sudafed and BigMac diaper blowouts tends to make one’s eyes run a bit.", ">\n\nDesantis is garbage. But this story likely isn't true. Trump claims people cry in front of him all the time. Many of those people aren't even real, they are just folks he made up in his head in the moment. \n\"This big guy, some say a former marine, a lot of people are saying it, really big, tough guy, and he came to me, tears in his eyes, and he said 'Mister Trump, you saved my life,' and it's true, I did save his life, I fought next to him in Afghanistan, that's what people are saying, and you know what? Maybe they're right, maybe I did kill 100 terrorists, because I know terrorists, some of them are my friends, and I say to terrorists, stop with that terror, and you know what? They stop. No one else knows terror and anti-terror like I do, just like that marine said.\"", ">\n\nRoflcopter", ">\n\nTrump knows whatever shit he says in the media will be reported like it was fact first and have to be proven false later", ">\n\n\n\"There were tears coming down from his eyes. He said: 'If you endorse me, I'll win,'\" said Trump.\n\nlmao trump couldnt come up with something better than this?", ">\n\nSeriously lol. It has a lot of \"and then everyone clapped\" energy.", ">\n\nWow who's gonna vote for Little Crybaby Ronnie?", ">\n\nWell as hard as it is to say it, I believe Trump this time. He just left out that they cried together, holding each other in a swampy embrace. Their Depends touching each other and their tentacles creep out and conjoin so they may exchange long protein strings.", ">\n\nTrump: [proceeds to unzip pantaloons]", ">\n\n\npantaloons\n\nrich people pants", ">\n\nNo, it’s crazypants. Right there in the name: pant-of-loons.", ">\n\nSuper convincing story, just trust him it's true. He's a business man! How else can he be so rich if not being totally honest? Btw the water pressure sucks in Florida, you have to flush multiple times. Terrible, terrible leader.", ">\n\n“He said ‘Sir…’”", ">\n\nLying liars lie.", ">\n\nBigly.", ">\n\nTrump says ~~Santos~~ DeSantis cried. ~~Santos~~ DeSantis will claim that he didn't. One of these serial liars would be telling the truth. That has never happened before so the universe might just explode out of sheer surprise.\nEdit: wrong idiot", ">\n\nSantos or DeSantis?", ">\n\nTrump is such a beacon of truth and integrity. Add irony here.", ">\n\nPoor Cry Baby DeSantis", ">\n\n‘Big, strong’ men can’t stop crying around President Trump. Just ask him.", ">\n\nTrump is unbelievable. After all these years he still sounds like a hurt 8 year old.", ">\n\nIt's times like this that having no history of telling any kind of truth really doesn't work in his favor, as much as I want to believe this.", ">\n\nLike everything else Trump has said, I’m sure this is 100% true.\nHe never lies, right?", ">\n\nTo try to make a rival look bad? He'd never do that.", ">\n\nWhile calling him sir. Yawn. We get it, Donald.", ">\n\nHe is a cringe factory and totally seems like type to cry for something when he really wants it, like a big baby.", ">\n\nLol. These people suck so bad.", ">\n\nCrying is okay, folks.\nTrump and DeSantis are shit people, but crying is okay.", ">\n\nProbably.... and Donald Trump poops himself and is a traitor." ]

[ "Sooo, this means trump cried in front of someone when seeking endorsement? Putin?", ">\n\nExactly.", ">\n\nWell, now we know exactly who has something over him.", ">\n\nWe do, but we used to, too.", ">\n\nThanks, Mitch.", ">\n\nDonnie DOES love escalators…", ">\n\nSorry for the convenience", ">\n\nI wonder how man times he called Trump \"sir?\"", ">\n\nThis is how it went word for word.\n“Please sir, endorse me sir. How can I be as smart and as good looking as you sir? Or sir, [starts sobbing] you are so wonderful “", ">\n\nDesantis weakly salutes Dear Leader", ">\n\nThe mandatory real-fake cry claim does have Kim-Jong Il vibes.", ">\n\nRed-on-red crime is my favorite kind of crime.", ">\n\nThis one is great hecause half of their base appeal is as tough guys, so telling the nation that one of them was sobbing like a baby in front of the other is a solid move. Now Deathanus has to decide whether to just accept it and be belittled, or start to fight back and fracture the party. 10/10 can’t wait for season finale.", ">\n\nHalf of these guys wouldn’t know the difference between a hatchet and an axe and wouldn’t be able to load and shoot an AR. \nRepublicans in federal government are almost all what they would consider effeminate suburbanites.", ">\n\nIn reality yes. But we know they don’t live there. To them an obese man who wears makeup and lifted shoes while avoiding war because his feet hurt is the epitome of manly.", ">\n\nI love your username. For some reason, that line cracked up my wife and me and we say it all the time.", ">\n\nIt’s so funny how many people get the reference! Workaholics def had its fans but it was never a mainstream smash so it’s crazy how many people recognize one throwaway line from the show!\nNow get in my grapevan pls", ">\n\nCatherine Zeta Jones, she dips beneath lasers, oh oh oh", ">\n\nShe has entrapped me, and Sean Connery! OH oh OH. OH oh OHhh^hh^h", ">\n\nWhen two pieces of shit get together, there will be a whole lot of stories coming out", ">\n\nThis embarrassing DeSantis campaign ad will be played repeatedly as a hit piece. That was some insane level of bootlicking lol. For one rare moment, I think Trump is speaking the truth. DeSantis absolutely cried in front of him and maybe even got on his knees for an endorsement", ">\n\nI had to go show this to my grandma. She screams about Trump and DeSantis til her voice cracks. She said she’s never wished on anyone’s demise before them. And McConnell. The rage in her 4’11”, 74 year old body is immense.", ">\n\nSounds like you've got one righteous grandma", ">\n\nShe marched her lil ass out in January in DC to march with us during Trump’s inauguration. It was actually my 18th birthday and afterwards we stopped and had Ethiopian for the first time. Her first time trying any African food and she still talks about how much she loves it. She sat with me at a tattoo appointment and afterwards we got pizza and ice cream. I love her. She’s an amazing woman.", ">\n\n\nand afterwards we stopped and had Ethiopian\n\nColumbus Circle? Fantastic places up there", ">\n\nWish I could remember. The place was packed. My grandmother and I sat on the end of the table with the vegetarian platter (since i was vegan) so she mostly ate the veg stuff. It was amazing. There’s a good place up in Tampa (Queen of Sheba) but nowhere near as good as this place was.", ">\n\nHe's probably lying but I wouldn't be surprised if its true. Have you ever seen DeSantis in a debate or outside of his hand-picked media reporters? He's so socially awkward and unstable and has the charisma of a garden slug.", ">\n\nTrue. I have noticed him moving his jaw from side to side in nearly every news conference when someone else is at the podium. Odd.", ">\n\nHe's got some kind of behavioral issue. He was never an appealing candidate, but he's surrounded himself and insulated himself with a core group of very politically savvy extremists that are the ones propelling him forward. He's not the political \"genius\" the media paints him out to be. His handlers are but he's an empty suit being controlled by puppeteers.", ">\n\nThat is actually slightly reassuring for someone not so in the know about him, like myself.", ">\n\nIt shouldn't be though. If you start looking in to his core group of advisors and backers these are some terrifying people.", ">\n\nIn so much as it shows his limitations.", ">\n\nTrue, he has many weaknesses. But they cover for them well.", ">\n\nTrump is desperate to make his opponents look effete to distract from his needing to have his hand held as we walked down a ramp or having to grasp a glass with two small hands or needing the power of the military to help him beat Covid.", ">\n\nCovfefe", ">\n\nHamburder flu", ">\n\nPerpetrated by the radical left gang member known as the “Hamburglar”", ">\n\nRobble robble", ">\n\nLots of self-proclaimed “alpha males” are wrestling with some cognitive dissonance today.", ">\n\nThey'll figure it out after praying to their favorite NFT of the day", ">\n\nDeSantis's response is going to be \"you know what makes me cry? CRT. Please clap.\"", ">\n\nIt was Jeb Bush that said “please clap.”", ">\n\nStandard playbook. Muddy the waters to make your opponent look “just as bad or worse” than you.", ">\n\nOr at least make up enough stories so that sane people with busy lives aren’t sure anymore. It’s what they’ve done for Zelenskyy, Thunberg, and Fauci.\nThat being said I wouldn’t be surprised if Desantis cried.", ">\n\nOn the one hand, Trump claims this any time he tells a story about anyone asking him for anything. \"He came to me with tears in his eyes.\" It's a bizarre piece of rhetoric he employs at every given opportunity. I think he thinks it makes him look magnanimous while simultaneously making the other person look weak. I have doubts that anyone has expressed any emotion in front of the man for less than $50,000 any time in the past 20 years.\nOn the other hand, DeSantis has no heart, can probably cry on command, and will crawl on his hands and knees across broken glass to jerk off a syphilitic stray dog into his own mouth if it means he gets what he wants.", ">\n\nNow thats an awful image!", ">\n\nThank you, I crafted it while taking a dump.", ">\n\nHope Georgia prosecutors doesn't forget the tweet where Trump admitted to interfering in the Florida election to make sure Desantis won.", ">\n\nAnd everybody clapped.", ">\n\nI dunno, I imagine a lot of people cry when they have to interact with him.", ">\n\nDesantis...\"I've seen the pee tape, and it is the most humiliation thing I've ever seen. Donald even got some in his mouth.\"", ">\n\nIt's just DJT pissing up into his own mouth on a bed the Obama's slept on at the Kremlin", ">\n\nTo be fair, getting a close up whiff of scrambled Sudafed and BigMac diaper blowouts tends to make one’s eyes run a bit.", ">\n\nDesantis is garbage. But this story likely isn't true. Trump claims people cry in front of him all the time. Many of those people aren't even real, they are just folks he made up in his head in the moment. \n\"This big guy, some say a former marine, a lot of people are saying it, really big, tough guy, and he came to me, tears in his eyes, and he said 'Mister Trump, you saved my life,' and it's true, I did save his life, I fought next to him in Afghanistan, that's what people are saying, and you know what? Maybe they're right, maybe I did kill 100 terrorists, because I know terrorists, some of them are my friends, and I say to terrorists, stop with that terror, and you know what? They stop. No one else knows terror and anti-terror like I do, just like that marine said.\"", ">\n\nRoflcopter", ">\n\nTrump knows whatever shit he says in the media will be reported like it was fact first and have to be proven false later", ">\n\n\n\"There were tears coming down from his eyes. He said: 'If you endorse me, I'll win,'\" said Trump.\n\nlmao trump couldnt come up with something better than this?", ">\n\nSeriously lol. It has a lot of \"and then everyone clapped\" energy.", ">\n\nWow who's gonna vote for Little Crybaby Ronnie?", ">\n\nWell as hard as it is to say it, I believe Trump this time. He just left out that they cried together, holding each other in a swampy embrace. Their Depends touching each other and their tentacles creep out and conjoin so they may exchange long protein strings.", ">\n\nTrump: [proceeds to unzip pantaloons]", ">\n\n\npantaloons\n\nrich people pants", ">\n\nNo, it’s crazypants. Right there in the name: pant-of-loons.", ">\n\nSuper convincing story, just trust him it's true. He's a business man! How else can he be so rich if not being totally honest? Btw the water pressure sucks in Florida, you have to flush multiple times. Terrible, terrible leader.", ">\n\n“He said ‘Sir…’”", ">\n\nLying liars lie.", ">\n\nBigly.", ">\n\nTrump says ~~Santos~~ DeSantis cried. ~~Santos~~ DeSantis will claim that he didn't. One of these serial liars would be telling the truth. That has never happened before so the universe might just explode out of sheer surprise.\nEdit: wrong idiot", ">\n\nSantos or DeSantis?", ">\n\nTrump is such a beacon of truth and integrity. Add irony here.", ">\n\nPoor Cry Baby DeSantis", ">\n\n‘Big, strong’ men can’t stop crying around President Trump. Just ask him.", ">\n\nTrump is unbelievable. After all these years he still sounds like a hurt 8 year old.", ">\n\nIt's times like this that having no history of telling any kind of truth really doesn't work in his favor, as much as I want to believe this.", ">\n\nLike everything else Trump has said, I’m sure this is 100% true.\nHe never lies, right?", ">\n\nTo try to make a rival look bad? He'd never do that.", ">\n\nWhile calling him sir. Yawn. We get it, Donald.", ">\n\nHe is a cringe factory and totally seems like type to cry for something when he really wants it, like a big baby.", ">\n\nLol. These people suck so bad.", ">\n\nCrying is okay, folks.\nTrump and DeSantis are shit people, but crying is okay.", ">\n\nProbably.... and Donald Trump poops himself and is a traitor.", ">\n\nFact: trump lies about everything. Fact: trump denigrates his opponents. As much as I want to believe this, it’s probably bull shit." ]

[ "Sooo, this means trump cried in front of someone when seeking endorsement? Putin?", ">\n\nExactly.", ">\n\nWell, now we know exactly who has something over him.", ">\n\nWe do, but we used to, too.", ">\n\nThanks, Mitch.", ">\n\nDonnie DOES love escalators…", ">\n\nSorry for the convenience", ">\n\nI wonder how man times he called Trump \"sir?\"", ">\n\nThis is how it went word for word.\n“Please sir, endorse me sir. How can I be as smart and as good looking as you sir? Or sir, [starts sobbing] you are so wonderful “", ">\n\nDesantis weakly salutes Dear Leader", ">\n\nThe mandatory real-fake cry claim does have Kim-Jong Il vibes.", ">\n\nRed-on-red crime is my favorite kind of crime.", ">\n\nThis one is great hecause half of their base appeal is as tough guys, so telling the nation that one of them was sobbing like a baby in front of the other is a solid move. Now Deathanus has to decide whether to just accept it and be belittled, or start to fight back and fracture the party. 10/10 can’t wait for season finale.", ">\n\nHalf of these guys wouldn’t know the difference between a hatchet and an axe and wouldn’t be able to load and shoot an AR. \nRepublicans in federal government are almost all what they would consider effeminate suburbanites.", ">\n\nIn reality yes. But we know they don’t live there. To them an obese man who wears makeup and lifted shoes while avoiding war because his feet hurt is the epitome of manly.", ">\n\nI love your username. For some reason, that line cracked up my wife and me and we say it all the time.", ">\n\nIt’s so funny how many people get the reference! Workaholics def had its fans but it was never a mainstream smash so it’s crazy how many people recognize one throwaway line from the show!\nNow get in my grapevan pls", ">\n\nCatherine Zeta Jones, she dips beneath lasers, oh oh oh", ">\n\nShe has entrapped me, and Sean Connery! OH oh OH. OH oh OHhh^hh^h", ">\n\nWhen two pieces of shit get together, there will be a whole lot of stories coming out", ">\n\nThis embarrassing DeSantis campaign ad will be played repeatedly as a hit piece. That was some insane level of bootlicking lol. For one rare moment, I think Trump is speaking the truth. DeSantis absolutely cried in front of him and maybe even got on his knees for an endorsement", ">\n\nI had to go show this to my grandma. She screams about Trump and DeSantis til her voice cracks. She said she’s never wished on anyone’s demise before them. And McConnell. The rage in her 4’11”, 74 year old body is immense.", ">\n\nSounds like you've got one righteous grandma", ">\n\nShe marched her lil ass out in January in DC to march with us during Trump’s inauguration. It was actually my 18th birthday and afterwards we stopped and had Ethiopian for the first time. Her first time trying any African food and she still talks about how much she loves it. She sat with me at a tattoo appointment and afterwards we got pizza and ice cream. I love her. She’s an amazing woman.", ">\n\n\nand afterwards we stopped and had Ethiopian\n\nColumbus Circle? Fantastic places up there", ">\n\nWish I could remember. The place was packed. My grandmother and I sat on the end of the table with the vegetarian platter (since i was vegan) so she mostly ate the veg stuff. It was amazing. There’s a good place up in Tampa (Queen of Sheba) but nowhere near as good as this place was.", ">\n\nHe's probably lying but I wouldn't be surprised if its true. Have you ever seen DeSantis in a debate or outside of his hand-picked media reporters? He's so socially awkward and unstable and has the charisma of a garden slug.", ">\n\nTrue. I have noticed him moving his jaw from side to side in nearly every news conference when someone else is at the podium. Odd.", ">\n\nHe's got some kind of behavioral issue. He was never an appealing candidate, but he's surrounded himself and insulated himself with a core group of very politically savvy extremists that are the ones propelling him forward. He's not the political \"genius\" the media paints him out to be. His handlers are but he's an empty suit being controlled by puppeteers.", ">\n\nThat is actually slightly reassuring for someone not so in the know about him, like myself.", ">\n\nIt shouldn't be though. If you start looking in to his core group of advisors and backers these are some terrifying people.", ">\n\nIn so much as it shows his limitations.", ">\n\nTrue, he has many weaknesses. But they cover for them well.", ">\n\nTrump is desperate to make his opponents look effete to distract from his needing to have his hand held as we walked down a ramp or having to grasp a glass with two small hands or needing the power of the military to help him beat Covid.", ">\n\nCovfefe", ">\n\nHamburder flu", ">\n\nPerpetrated by the radical left gang member known as the “Hamburglar”", ">\n\nRobble robble", ">\n\nLots of self-proclaimed “alpha males” are wrestling with some cognitive dissonance today.", ">\n\nThey'll figure it out after praying to their favorite NFT of the day", ">\n\nDeSantis's response is going to be \"you know what makes me cry? CRT. Please clap.\"", ">\n\nIt was Jeb Bush that said “please clap.”", ">\n\nStandard playbook. Muddy the waters to make your opponent look “just as bad or worse” than you.", ">\n\nOr at least make up enough stories so that sane people with busy lives aren’t sure anymore. It’s what they’ve done for Zelenskyy, Thunberg, and Fauci.\nThat being said I wouldn’t be surprised if Desantis cried.", ">\n\nOn the one hand, Trump claims this any time he tells a story about anyone asking him for anything. \"He came to me with tears in his eyes.\" It's a bizarre piece of rhetoric he employs at every given opportunity. I think he thinks it makes him look magnanimous while simultaneously making the other person look weak. I have doubts that anyone has expressed any emotion in front of the man for less than $50,000 any time in the past 20 years.\nOn the other hand, DeSantis has no heart, can probably cry on command, and will crawl on his hands and knees across broken glass to jerk off a syphilitic stray dog into his own mouth if it means he gets what he wants.", ">\n\nNow thats an awful image!", ">\n\nThank you, I crafted it while taking a dump.", ">\n\nHope Georgia prosecutors doesn't forget the tweet where Trump admitted to interfering in the Florida election to make sure Desantis won.", ">\n\nAnd everybody clapped.", ">\n\nI dunno, I imagine a lot of people cry when they have to interact with him.", ">\n\nDesantis...\"I've seen the pee tape, and it is the most humiliation thing I've ever seen. Donald even got some in his mouth.\"", ">\n\nIt's just DJT pissing up into his own mouth on a bed the Obama's slept on at the Kremlin", ">\n\nTo be fair, getting a close up whiff of scrambled Sudafed and BigMac diaper blowouts tends to make one’s eyes run a bit.", ">\n\nDesantis is garbage. But this story likely isn't true. Trump claims people cry in front of him all the time. Many of those people aren't even real, they are just folks he made up in his head in the moment. \n\"This big guy, some say a former marine, a lot of people are saying it, really big, tough guy, and he came to me, tears in his eyes, and he said 'Mister Trump, you saved my life,' and it's true, I did save his life, I fought next to him in Afghanistan, that's what people are saying, and you know what? Maybe they're right, maybe I did kill 100 terrorists, because I know terrorists, some of them are my friends, and I say to terrorists, stop with that terror, and you know what? They stop. No one else knows terror and anti-terror like I do, just like that marine said.\"", ">\n\nRoflcopter", ">\n\nTrump knows whatever shit he says in the media will be reported like it was fact first and have to be proven false later", ">\n\n\n\"There were tears coming down from his eyes. He said: 'If you endorse me, I'll win,'\" said Trump.\n\nlmao trump couldnt come up with something better than this?", ">\n\nSeriously lol. It has a lot of \"and then everyone clapped\" energy.", ">\n\nWow who's gonna vote for Little Crybaby Ronnie?", ">\n\nWell as hard as it is to say it, I believe Trump this time. He just left out that they cried together, holding each other in a swampy embrace. Their Depends touching each other and their tentacles creep out and conjoin so they may exchange long protein strings.", ">\n\nTrump: [proceeds to unzip pantaloons]", ">\n\n\npantaloons\n\nrich people pants", ">\n\nNo, it’s crazypants. Right there in the name: pant-of-loons.", ">\n\nSuper convincing story, just trust him it's true. He's a business man! How else can he be so rich if not being totally honest? Btw the water pressure sucks in Florida, you have to flush multiple times. Terrible, terrible leader.", ">\n\n“He said ‘Sir…’”", ">\n\nLying liars lie.", ">\n\nBigly.", ">\n\nTrump says ~~Santos~~ DeSantis cried. ~~Santos~~ DeSantis will claim that he didn't. One of these serial liars would be telling the truth. That has never happened before so the universe might just explode out of sheer surprise.\nEdit: wrong idiot", ">\n\nSantos or DeSantis?", ">\n\nTrump is such a beacon of truth and integrity. Add irony here.", ">\n\nPoor Cry Baby DeSantis", ">\n\n‘Big, strong’ men can’t stop crying around President Trump. Just ask him.", ">\n\nTrump is unbelievable. After all these years he still sounds like a hurt 8 year old.", ">\n\nIt's times like this that having no history of telling any kind of truth really doesn't work in his favor, as much as I want to believe this.", ">\n\nLike everything else Trump has said, I’m sure this is 100% true.\nHe never lies, right?", ">\n\nTo try to make a rival look bad? He'd never do that.", ">\n\nWhile calling him sir. Yawn. We get it, Donald.", ">\n\nHe is a cringe factory and totally seems like type to cry for something when he really wants it, like a big baby.", ">\n\nLol. These people suck so bad.", ">\n\nCrying is okay, folks.\nTrump and DeSantis are shit people, but crying is okay.", ">\n\nProbably.... and Donald Trump poops himself and is a traitor.", ">\n\nFact: trump lies about everything. Fact: trump denigrates his opponents. As much as I want to believe this, it’s probably bull shit.", ">\n\nThey’re both liars, but somehow I believe this." ]

[ "Sooo, this means trump cried in front of someone when seeking endorsement? Putin?", ">\n\nExactly.", ">\n\nWell, now we know exactly who has something over him.", ">\n\nWe do, but we used to, too.", ">\n\nThanks, Mitch.", ">\n\nDonnie DOES love escalators…", ">\n\nSorry for the convenience", ">\n\nI wonder how man times he called Trump \"sir?\"", ">\n\nThis is how it went word for word.\n“Please sir, endorse me sir. How can I be as smart and as good looking as you sir? Or sir, [starts sobbing] you are so wonderful “", ">\n\nDesantis weakly salutes Dear Leader", ">\n\nThe mandatory real-fake cry claim does have Kim-Jong Il vibes.", ">\n\nRed-on-red crime is my favorite kind of crime.", ">\n\nThis one is great hecause half of their base appeal is as tough guys, so telling the nation that one of them was sobbing like a baby in front of the other is a solid move. Now Deathanus has to decide whether to just accept it and be belittled, or start to fight back and fracture the party. 10/10 can’t wait for season finale.", ">\n\nHalf of these guys wouldn’t know the difference between a hatchet and an axe and wouldn’t be able to load and shoot an AR. \nRepublicans in federal government are almost all what they would consider effeminate suburbanites.", ">\n\nIn reality yes. But we know they don’t live there. To them an obese man who wears makeup and lifted shoes while avoiding war because his feet hurt is the epitome of manly.", ">\n\nI love your username. For some reason, that line cracked up my wife and me and we say it all the time.", ">\n\nIt’s so funny how many people get the reference! Workaholics def had its fans but it was never a mainstream smash so it’s crazy how many people recognize one throwaway line from the show!\nNow get in my grapevan pls", ">\n\nCatherine Zeta Jones, she dips beneath lasers, oh oh oh", ">\n\nShe has entrapped me, and Sean Connery! OH oh OH. OH oh OHhh^hh^h", ">\n\nWhen two pieces of shit get together, there will be a whole lot of stories coming out", ">\n\nThis embarrassing DeSantis campaign ad will be played repeatedly as a hit piece. That was some insane level of bootlicking lol. For one rare moment, I think Trump is speaking the truth. DeSantis absolutely cried in front of him and maybe even got on his knees for an endorsement", ">\n\nI had to go show this to my grandma. She screams about Trump and DeSantis til her voice cracks. She said she’s never wished on anyone’s demise before them. And McConnell. The rage in her 4’11”, 74 year old body is immense.", ">\n\nSounds like you've got one righteous grandma", ">\n\nShe marched her lil ass out in January in DC to march with us during Trump’s inauguration. It was actually my 18th birthday and afterwards we stopped and had Ethiopian for the first time. Her first time trying any African food and she still talks about how much she loves it. She sat with me at a tattoo appointment and afterwards we got pizza and ice cream. I love her. She’s an amazing woman.", ">\n\n\nand afterwards we stopped and had Ethiopian\n\nColumbus Circle? Fantastic places up there", ">\n\nWish I could remember. The place was packed. My grandmother and I sat on the end of the table with the vegetarian platter (since i was vegan) so she mostly ate the veg stuff. It was amazing. There’s a good place up in Tampa (Queen of Sheba) but nowhere near as good as this place was.", ">\n\nHe's probably lying but I wouldn't be surprised if its true. Have you ever seen DeSantis in a debate or outside of his hand-picked media reporters? He's so socially awkward and unstable and has the charisma of a garden slug.", ">\n\nTrue. I have noticed him moving his jaw from side to side in nearly every news conference when someone else is at the podium. Odd.", ">\n\nHe's got some kind of behavioral issue. He was never an appealing candidate, but he's surrounded himself and insulated himself with a core group of very politically savvy extremists that are the ones propelling him forward. He's not the political \"genius\" the media paints him out to be. His handlers are but he's an empty suit being controlled by puppeteers.", ">\n\nThat is actually slightly reassuring for someone not so in the know about him, like myself.", ">\n\nIt shouldn't be though. If you start looking in to his core group of advisors and backers these are some terrifying people.", ">\n\nIn so much as it shows his limitations.", ">\n\nTrue, he has many weaknesses. But they cover for them well.", ">\n\nTrump is desperate to make his opponents look effete to distract from his needing to have his hand held as we walked down a ramp or having to grasp a glass with two small hands or needing the power of the military to help him beat Covid.", ">\n\nCovfefe", ">\n\nHamburder flu", ">\n\nPerpetrated by the radical left gang member known as the “Hamburglar”", ">\n\nRobble robble", ">\n\nLots of self-proclaimed “alpha males” are wrestling with some cognitive dissonance today.", ">\n\nThey'll figure it out after praying to their favorite NFT of the day", ">\n\nDeSantis's response is going to be \"you know what makes me cry? CRT. Please clap.\"", ">\n\nIt was Jeb Bush that said “please clap.”", ">\n\nStandard playbook. Muddy the waters to make your opponent look “just as bad or worse” than you.", ">\n\nOr at least make up enough stories so that sane people with busy lives aren’t sure anymore. It’s what they’ve done for Zelenskyy, Thunberg, and Fauci.\nThat being said I wouldn’t be surprised if Desantis cried.", ">\n\nOn the one hand, Trump claims this any time he tells a story about anyone asking him for anything. \"He came to me with tears in his eyes.\" It's a bizarre piece of rhetoric he employs at every given opportunity. I think he thinks it makes him look magnanimous while simultaneously making the other person look weak. I have doubts that anyone has expressed any emotion in front of the man for less than $50,000 any time in the past 20 years.\nOn the other hand, DeSantis has no heart, can probably cry on command, and will crawl on his hands and knees across broken glass to jerk off a syphilitic stray dog into his own mouth if it means he gets what he wants.", ">\n\nNow thats an awful image!", ">\n\nThank you, I crafted it while taking a dump.", ">\n\nHope Georgia prosecutors doesn't forget the tweet where Trump admitted to interfering in the Florida election to make sure Desantis won.", ">\n\nAnd everybody clapped.", ">\n\nI dunno, I imagine a lot of people cry when they have to interact with him.", ">\n\nDesantis...\"I've seen the pee tape, and it is the most humiliation thing I've ever seen. Donald even got some in his mouth.\"", ">\n\nIt's just DJT pissing up into his own mouth on a bed the Obama's slept on at the Kremlin", ">\n\nTo be fair, getting a close up whiff of scrambled Sudafed and BigMac diaper blowouts tends to make one’s eyes run a bit.", ">\n\nDesantis is garbage. But this story likely isn't true. Trump claims people cry in front of him all the time. Many of those people aren't even real, they are just folks he made up in his head in the moment. \n\"This big guy, some say a former marine, a lot of people are saying it, really big, tough guy, and he came to me, tears in his eyes, and he said 'Mister Trump, you saved my life,' and it's true, I did save his life, I fought next to him in Afghanistan, that's what people are saying, and you know what? Maybe they're right, maybe I did kill 100 terrorists, because I know terrorists, some of them are my friends, and I say to terrorists, stop with that terror, and you know what? They stop. No one else knows terror and anti-terror like I do, just like that marine said.\"", ">\n\nRoflcopter", ">\n\nTrump knows whatever shit he says in the media will be reported like it was fact first and have to be proven false later", ">\n\n\n\"There were tears coming down from his eyes. He said: 'If you endorse me, I'll win,'\" said Trump.\n\nlmao trump couldnt come up with something better than this?", ">\n\nSeriously lol. It has a lot of \"and then everyone clapped\" energy.", ">\n\nWow who's gonna vote for Little Crybaby Ronnie?", ">\n\nWell as hard as it is to say it, I believe Trump this time. He just left out that they cried together, holding each other in a swampy embrace. Their Depends touching each other and their tentacles creep out and conjoin so they may exchange long protein strings.", ">\n\nTrump: [proceeds to unzip pantaloons]", ">\n\n\npantaloons\n\nrich people pants", ">\n\nNo, it’s crazypants. Right there in the name: pant-of-loons.", ">\n\nSuper convincing story, just trust him it's true. He's a business man! How else can he be so rich if not being totally honest? Btw the water pressure sucks in Florida, you have to flush multiple times. Terrible, terrible leader.", ">\n\n“He said ‘Sir…’”", ">\n\nLying liars lie.", ">\n\nBigly.", ">\n\nTrump says ~~Santos~~ DeSantis cried. ~~Santos~~ DeSantis will claim that he didn't. One of these serial liars would be telling the truth. That has never happened before so the universe might just explode out of sheer surprise.\nEdit: wrong idiot", ">\n\nSantos or DeSantis?", ">\n\nTrump is such a beacon of truth and integrity. Add irony here.", ">\n\nPoor Cry Baby DeSantis", ">\n\n‘Big, strong’ men can’t stop crying around President Trump. Just ask him.", ">\n\nTrump is unbelievable. After all these years he still sounds like a hurt 8 year old.", ">\n\nIt's times like this that having no history of telling any kind of truth really doesn't work in his favor, as much as I want to believe this.", ">\n\nLike everything else Trump has said, I’m sure this is 100% true.\nHe never lies, right?", ">\n\nTo try to make a rival look bad? He'd never do that.", ">\n\nWhile calling him sir. Yawn. We get it, Donald.", ">\n\nHe is a cringe factory and totally seems like type to cry for something when he really wants it, like a big baby.", ">\n\nLol. These people suck so bad.", ">\n\nCrying is okay, folks.\nTrump and DeSantis are shit people, but crying is okay.", ">\n\nProbably.... and Donald Trump poops himself and is a traitor.", ">\n\nFact: trump lies about everything. Fact: trump denigrates his opponents. As much as I want to believe this, it’s probably bull shit.", ">\n\nThey’re both liars, but somehow I believe this.", ">\n\nAnd then DJT shit his Depends." ]

[ "Sooo, this means trump cried in front of someone when seeking endorsement? Putin?", ">\n\nExactly.", ">\n\nWell, now we know exactly who has something over him.", ">\n\nWe do, but we used to, too.", ">\n\nThanks, Mitch.", ">\n\nDonnie DOES love escalators…", ">\n\nSorry for the convenience", ">\n\nI wonder how man times he called Trump \"sir?\"", ">\n\nThis is how it went word for word.\n“Please sir, endorse me sir. How can I be as smart and as good looking as you sir? Or sir, [starts sobbing] you are so wonderful “", ">\n\nDesantis weakly salutes Dear Leader", ">\n\nThe mandatory real-fake cry claim does have Kim-Jong Il vibes.", ">\n\nRed-on-red crime is my favorite kind of crime.", ">\n\nThis one is great hecause half of their base appeal is as tough guys, so telling the nation that one of them was sobbing like a baby in front of the other is a solid move. Now Deathanus has to decide whether to just accept it and be belittled, or start to fight back and fracture the party. 10/10 can’t wait for season finale.", ">\n\nHalf of these guys wouldn’t know the difference between a hatchet and an axe and wouldn’t be able to load and shoot an AR. \nRepublicans in federal government are almost all what they would consider effeminate suburbanites.", ">\n\nIn reality yes. But we know they don’t live there. To them an obese man who wears makeup and lifted shoes while avoiding war because his feet hurt is the epitome of manly.", ">\n\nI love your username. For some reason, that line cracked up my wife and me and we say it all the time.", ">\n\nIt’s so funny how many people get the reference! Workaholics def had its fans but it was never a mainstream smash so it’s crazy how many people recognize one throwaway line from the show!\nNow get in my grapevan pls", ">\n\nCatherine Zeta Jones, she dips beneath lasers, oh oh oh", ">\n\nShe has entrapped me, and Sean Connery! OH oh OH. OH oh OHhh^hh^h", ">\n\nWhen two pieces of shit get together, there will be a whole lot of stories coming out", ">\n\nThis embarrassing DeSantis campaign ad will be played repeatedly as a hit piece. That was some insane level of bootlicking lol. For one rare moment, I think Trump is speaking the truth. DeSantis absolutely cried in front of him and maybe even got on his knees for an endorsement", ">\n\nI had to go show this to my grandma. She screams about Trump and DeSantis til her voice cracks. She said she’s never wished on anyone’s demise before them. And McConnell. The rage in her 4’11”, 74 year old body is immense.", ">\n\nSounds like you've got one righteous grandma", ">\n\nShe marched her lil ass out in January in DC to march with us during Trump’s inauguration. It was actually my 18th birthday and afterwards we stopped and had Ethiopian for the first time. Her first time trying any African food and she still talks about how much she loves it. She sat with me at a tattoo appointment and afterwards we got pizza and ice cream. I love her. She’s an amazing woman.", ">\n\n\nand afterwards we stopped and had Ethiopian\n\nColumbus Circle? Fantastic places up there", ">\n\nWish I could remember. The place was packed. My grandmother and I sat on the end of the table with the vegetarian platter (since i was vegan) so she mostly ate the veg stuff. It was amazing. There’s a good place up in Tampa (Queen of Sheba) but nowhere near as good as this place was.", ">\n\nHe's probably lying but I wouldn't be surprised if its true. Have you ever seen DeSantis in a debate or outside of his hand-picked media reporters? He's so socially awkward and unstable and has the charisma of a garden slug.", ">\n\nTrue. I have noticed him moving his jaw from side to side in nearly every news conference when someone else is at the podium. Odd.", ">\n\nHe's got some kind of behavioral issue. He was never an appealing candidate, but he's surrounded himself and insulated himself with a core group of very politically savvy extremists that are the ones propelling him forward. He's not the political \"genius\" the media paints him out to be. His handlers are but he's an empty suit being controlled by puppeteers.", ">\n\nThat is actually slightly reassuring for someone not so in the know about him, like myself.", ">\n\nIt shouldn't be though. If you start looking in to his core group of advisors and backers these are some terrifying people.", ">\n\nIn so much as it shows his limitations.", ">\n\nTrue, he has many weaknesses. But they cover for them well.", ">\n\nTrump is desperate to make his opponents look effete to distract from his needing to have his hand held as we walked down a ramp or having to grasp a glass with two small hands or needing the power of the military to help him beat Covid.", ">\n\nCovfefe", ">\n\nHamburder flu", ">\n\nPerpetrated by the radical left gang member known as the “Hamburglar”", ">\n\nRobble robble", ">\n\nLots of self-proclaimed “alpha males” are wrestling with some cognitive dissonance today.", ">\n\nThey'll figure it out after praying to their favorite NFT of the day", ">\n\nDeSantis's response is going to be \"you know what makes me cry? CRT. Please clap.\"", ">\n\nIt was Jeb Bush that said “please clap.”", ">\n\nStandard playbook. Muddy the waters to make your opponent look “just as bad or worse” than you.", ">\n\nOr at least make up enough stories so that sane people with busy lives aren’t sure anymore. It’s what they’ve done for Zelenskyy, Thunberg, and Fauci.\nThat being said I wouldn’t be surprised if Desantis cried.", ">\n\nOn the one hand, Trump claims this any time he tells a story about anyone asking him for anything. \"He came to me with tears in his eyes.\" It's a bizarre piece of rhetoric he employs at every given opportunity. I think he thinks it makes him look magnanimous while simultaneously making the other person look weak. I have doubts that anyone has expressed any emotion in front of the man for less than $50,000 any time in the past 20 years.\nOn the other hand, DeSantis has no heart, can probably cry on command, and will crawl on his hands and knees across broken glass to jerk off a syphilitic stray dog into his own mouth if it means he gets what he wants.", ">\n\nNow thats an awful image!", ">\n\nThank you, I crafted it while taking a dump.", ">\n\nHope Georgia prosecutors doesn't forget the tweet where Trump admitted to interfering in the Florida election to make sure Desantis won.", ">\n\nAnd everybody clapped.", ">\n\nI dunno, I imagine a lot of people cry when they have to interact with him.", ">\n\nDesantis...\"I've seen the pee tape, and it is the most humiliation thing I've ever seen. Donald even got some in his mouth.\"", ">\n\nIt's just DJT pissing up into his own mouth on a bed the Obama's slept on at the Kremlin", ">\n\nTo be fair, getting a close up whiff of scrambled Sudafed and BigMac diaper blowouts tends to make one’s eyes run a bit.", ">\n\nDesantis is garbage. But this story likely isn't true. Trump claims people cry in front of him all the time. Many of those people aren't even real, they are just folks he made up in his head in the moment. \n\"This big guy, some say a former marine, a lot of people are saying it, really big, tough guy, and he came to me, tears in his eyes, and he said 'Mister Trump, you saved my life,' and it's true, I did save his life, I fought next to him in Afghanistan, that's what people are saying, and you know what? Maybe they're right, maybe I did kill 100 terrorists, because I know terrorists, some of them are my friends, and I say to terrorists, stop with that terror, and you know what? They stop. No one else knows terror and anti-terror like I do, just like that marine said.\"", ">\n\nRoflcopter", ">\n\nTrump knows whatever shit he says in the media will be reported like it was fact first and have to be proven false later", ">\n\n\n\"There were tears coming down from his eyes. He said: 'If you endorse me, I'll win,'\" said Trump.\n\nlmao trump couldnt come up with something better than this?", ">\n\nSeriously lol. It has a lot of \"and then everyone clapped\" energy.", ">\n\nWow who's gonna vote for Little Crybaby Ronnie?", ">\n\nWell as hard as it is to say it, I believe Trump this time. He just left out that they cried together, holding each other in a swampy embrace. Their Depends touching each other and their tentacles creep out and conjoin so they may exchange long protein strings.", ">\n\nTrump: [proceeds to unzip pantaloons]", ">\n\n\npantaloons\n\nrich people pants", ">\n\nNo, it’s crazypants. Right there in the name: pant-of-loons.", ">\n\nSuper convincing story, just trust him it's true. He's a business man! How else can he be so rich if not being totally honest? Btw the water pressure sucks in Florida, you have to flush multiple times. Terrible, terrible leader.", ">\n\n“He said ‘Sir…’”", ">\n\nLying liars lie.", ">\n\nBigly.", ">\n\nTrump says ~~Santos~~ DeSantis cried. ~~Santos~~ DeSantis will claim that he didn't. One of these serial liars would be telling the truth. That has never happened before so the universe might just explode out of sheer surprise.\nEdit: wrong idiot", ">\n\nSantos or DeSantis?", ">\n\nTrump is such a beacon of truth and integrity. Add irony here.", ">\n\nPoor Cry Baby DeSantis", ">\n\n‘Big, strong’ men can’t stop crying around President Trump. Just ask him.", ">\n\nTrump is unbelievable. After all these years he still sounds like a hurt 8 year old.", ">\n\nIt's times like this that having no history of telling any kind of truth really doesn't work in his favor, as much as I want to believe this.", ">\n\nLike everything else Trump has said, I’m sure this is 100% true.\nHe never lies, right?", ">\n\nTo try to make a rival look bad? He'd never do that.", ">\n\nWhile calling him sir. Yawn. We get it, Donald.", ">\n\nHe is a cringe factory and totally seems like type to cry for something when he really wants it, like a big baby.", ">\n\nLol. These people suck so bad.", ">\n\nCrying is okay, folks.\nTrump and DeSantis are shit people, but crying is okay.", ">\n\nProbably.... and Donald Trump poops himself and is a traitor.", ">\n\nFact: trump lies about everything. Fact: trump denigrates his opponents. As much as I want to believe this, it’s probably bull shit.", ">\n\nThey’re both liars, but somehow I believe this.", ">\n\nAnd then DJT shit his Depends.", ">\n\nWatching the republican party implode this election cycle is going to be schadenfreude like I’ve never experienced before." ]

[ "Sooo, this means trump cried in front of someone when seeking endorsement? Putin?", ">\n\nExactly.", ">\n\nWell, now we know exactly who has something over him.", ">\n\nWe do, but we used to, too.", ">\n\nThanks, Mitch.", ">\n\nDonnie DOES love escalators…", ">\n\nSorry for the convenience", ">\n\nI wonder how man times he called Trump \"sir?\"", ">\n\nThis is how it went word for word.\n“Please sir, endorse me sir. How can I be as smart and as good looking as you sir? Or sir, [starts sobbing] you are so wonderful “", ">\n\nDesantis weakly salutes Dear Leader", ">\n\nThe mandatory real-fake cry claim does have Kim-Jong Il vibes.", ">\n\nRed-on-red crime is my favorite kind of crime.", ">\n\nThis one is great hecause half of their base appeal is as tough guys, so telling the nation that one of them was sobbing like a baby in front of the other is a solid move. Now Deathanus has to decide whether to just accept it and be belittled, or start to fight back and fracture the party. 10/10 can’t wait for season finale.", ">\n\nHalf of these guys wouldn’t know the difference between a hatchet and an axe and wouldn’t be able to load and shoot an AR. \nRepublicans in federal government are almost all what they would consider effeminate suburbanites.", ">\n\nIn reality yes. But we know they don’t live there. To them an obese man who wears makeup and lifted shoes while avoiding war because his feet hurt is the epitome of manly.", ">\n\nI love your username. For some reason, that line cracked up my wife and me and we say it all the time.", ">\n\nIt’s so funny how many people get the reference! Workaholics def had its fans but it was never a mainstream smash so it’s crazy how many people recognize one throwaway line from the show!\nNow get in my grapevan pls", ">\n\nCatherine Zeta Jones, she dips beneath lasers, oh oh oh", ">\n\nShe has entrapped me, and Sean Connery! OH oh OH. OH oh OHhh^hh^h", ">\n\nWhen two pieces of shit get together, there will be a whole lot of stories coming out", ">\n\nThis embarrassing DeSantis campaign ad will be played repeatedly as a hit piece. That was some insane level of bootlicking lol. For one rare moment, I think Trump is speaking the truth. DeSantis absolutely cried in front of him and maybe even got on his knees for an endorsement", ">\n\nI had to go show this to my grandma. She screams about Trump and DeSantis til her voice cracks. She said she’s never wished on anyone’s demise before them. And McConnell. The rage in her 4’11”, 74 year old body is immense.", ">\n\nSounds like you've got one righteous grandma", ">\n\nShe marched her lil ass out in January in DC to march with us during Trump’s inauguration. It was actually my 18th birthday and afterwards we stopped and had Ethiopian for the first time. Her first time trying any African food and she still talks about how much she loves it. She sat with me at a tattoo appointment and afterwards we got pizza and ice cream. I love her. She’s an amazing woman.", ">\n\n\nand afterwards we stopped and had Ethiopian\n\nColumbus Circle? Fantastic places up there", ">\n\nWish I could remember. The place was packed. My grandmother and I sat on the end of the table with the vegetarian platter (since i was vegan) so she mostly ate the veg stuff. It was amazing. There’s a good place up in Tampa (Queen of Sheba) but nowhere near as good as this place was.", ">\n\nHe's probably lying but I wouldn't be surprised if its true. Have you ever seen DeSantis in a debate or outside of his hand-picked media reporters? He's so socially awkward and unstable and has the charisma of a garden slug.", ">\n\nTrue. I have noticed him moving his jaw from side to side in nearly every news conference when someone else is at the podium. Odd.", ">\n\nHe's got some kind of behavioral issue. He was never an appealing candidate, but he's surrounded himself and insulated himself with a core group of very politically savvy extremists that are the ones propelling him forward. He's not the political \"genius\" the media paints him out to be. His handlers are but he's an empty suit being controlled by puppeteers.", ">\n\nThat is actually slightly reassuring for someone not so in the know about him, like myself.", ">\n\nIt shouldn't be though. If you start looking in to his core group of advisors and backers these are some terrifying people.", ">\n\nIn so much as it shows his limitations.", ">\n\nTrue, he has many weaknesses. But they cover for them well.", ">\n\nTrump is desperate to make his opponents look effete to distract from his needing to have his hand held as we walked down a ramp or having to grasp a glass with two small hands or needing the power of the military to help him beat Covid.", ">\n\nCovfefe", ">\n\nHamburder flu", ">\n\nPerpetrated by the radical left gang member known as the “Hamburglar”", ">\n\nRobble robble", ">\n\nLots of self-proclaimed “alpha males” are wrestling with some cognitive dissonance today.", ">\n\nThey'll figure it out after praying to their favorite NFT of the day", ">\n\nDeSantis's response is going to be \"you know what makes me cry? CRT. Please clap.\"", ">\n\nIt was Jeb Bush that said “please clap.”", ">\n\nStandard playbook. Muddy the waters to make your opponent look “just as bad or worse” than you.", ">\n\nOr at least make up enough stories so that sane people with busy lives aren’t sure anymore. It’s what they’ve done for Zelenskyy, Thunberg, and Fauci.\nThat being said I wouldn’t be surprised if Desantis cried.", ">\n\nOn the one hand, Trump claims this any time he tells a story about anyone asking him for anything. \"He came to me with tears in his eyes.\" It's a bizarre piece of rhetoric he employs at every given opportunity. I think he thinks it makes him look magnanimous while simultaneously making the other person look weak. I have doubts that anyone has expressed any emotion in front of the man for less than $50,000 any time in the past 20 years.\nOn the other hand, DeSantis has no heart, can probably cry on command, and will crawl on his hands and knees across broken glass to jerk off a syphilitic stray dog into his own mouth if it means he gets what he wants.", ">\n\nNow thats an awful image!", ">\n\nThank you, I crafted it while taking a dump.", ">\n\nHope Georgia prosecutors doesn't forget the tweet where Trump admitted to interfering in the Florida election to make sure Desantis won.", ">\n\nAnd everybody clapped.", ">\n\nI dunno, I imagine a lot of people cry when they have to interact with him.", ">\n\nDesantis...\"I've seen the pee tape, and it is the most humiliation thing I've ever seen. Donald even got some in his mouth.\"", ">\n\nIt's just DJT pissing up into his own mouth on a bed the Obama's slept on at the Kremlin", ">\n\nTo be fair, getting a close up whiff of scrambled Sudafed and BigMac diaper blowouts tends to make one’s eyes run a bit.", ">\n\nDesantis is garbage. But this story likely isn't true. Trump claims people cry in front of him all the time. Many of those people aren't even real, they are just folks he made up in his head in the moment. \n\"This big guy, some say a former marine, a lot of people are saying it, really big, tough guy, and he came to me, tears in his eyes, and he said 'Mister Trump, you saved my life,' and it's true, I did save his life, I fought next to him in Afghanistan, that's what people are saying, and you know what? Maybe they're right, maybe I did kill 100 terrorists, because I know terrorists, some of them are my friends, and I say to terrorists, stop with that terror, and you know what? They stop. No one else knows terror and anti-terror like I do, just like that marine said.\"", ">\n\nRoflcopter", ">\n\nTrump knows whatever shit he says in the media will be reported like it was fact first and have to be proven false later", ">\n\n\n\"There were tears coming down from his eyes. He said: 'If you endorse me, I'll win,'\" said Trump.\n\nlmao trump couldnt come up with something better than this?", ">\n\nSeriously lol. It has a lot of \"and then everyone clapped\" energy.", ">\n\nWow who's gonna vote for Little Crybaby Ronnie?", ">\n\nWell as hard as it is to say it, I believe Trump this time. He just left out that they cried together, holding each other in a swampy embrace. Their Depends touching each other and their tentacles creep out and conjoin so they may exchange long protein strings.", ">\n\nTrump: [proceeds to unzip pantaloons]", ">\n\n\npantaloons\n\nrich people pants", ">\n\nNo, it’s crazypants. Right there in the name: pant-of-loons.", ">\n\nSuper convincing story, just trust him it's true. He's a business man! How else can he be so rich if not being totally honest? Btw the water pressure sucks in Florida, you have to flush multiple times. Terrible, terrible leader.", ">\n\n“He said ‘Sir…’”", ">\n\nLying liars lie.", ">\n\nBigly.", ">\n\nTrump says ~~Santos~~ DeSantis cried. ~~Santos~~ DeSantis will claim that he didn't. One of these serial liars would be telling the truth. That has never happened before so the universe might just explode out of sheer surprise.\nEdit: wrong idiot", ">\n\nSantos or DeSantis?", ">\n\nTrump is such a beacon of truth and integrity. Add irony here.", ">\n\nPoor Cry Baby DeSantis", ">\n\n‘Big, strong’ men can’t stop crying around President Trump. Just ask him.", ">\n\nTrump is unbelievable. After all these years he still sounds like a hurt 8 year old.", ">\n\nIt's times like this that having no history of telling any kind of truth really doesn't work in his favor, as much as I want to believe this.", ">\n\nLike everything else Trump has said, I’m sure this is 100% true.\nHe never lies, right?", ">\n\nTo try to make a rival look bad? He'd never do that.", ">\n\nWhile calling him sir. Yawn. We get it, Donald.", ">\n\nHe is a cringe factory and totally seems like type to cry for something when he really wants it, like a big baby.", ">\n\nLol. These people suck so bad.", ">\n\nCrying is okay, folks.\nTrump and DeSantis are shit people, but crying is okay.", ">\n\nProbably.... and Donald Trump poops himself and is a traitor.", ">\n\nFact: trump lies about everything. Fact: trump denigrates his opponents. As much as I want to believe this, it’s probably bull shit.", ">\n\nThey’re both liars, but somehow I believe this.", ">\n\nAnd then DJT shit his Depends.", ">\n\nWatching the republican party implode this election cycle is going to be schadenfreude like I’ve never experienced before.", ">\n\nEverything this piece of shit ever says is a lie. So I’m going to happily report that this is definitely more bullshit from this traitor’s mouth.\nThat being said, unfortunately his base will still eat this up. Because:\n-The Traitorous Piece of Shit said it so it must be true.\n-DeathSentence cried.\n-Crying is womanly.\n-DeathSentence is a woman.\n-MAGA MAGA MAGA\nSomewhere right now a group of Qdiots are saying some spaghetti style version of the exact talking points above." ]

[ "Sooo, this means trump cried in front of someone when seeking endorsement? Putin?", ">\n\nExactly.", ">\n\nWell, now we know exactly who has something over him.", ">\n\nWe do, but we used to, too.", ">\n\nThanks, Mitch.", ">\n\nDonnie DOES love escalators…", ">\n\nSorry for the convenience", ">\n\nI wonder how man times he called Trump \"sir?\"", ">\n\nThis is how it went word for word.\n“Please sir, endorse me sir. How can I be as smart and as good looking as you sir? Or sir, [starts sobbing] you are so wonderful “", ">\n\nDesantis weakly salutes Dear Leader", ">\n\nThe mandatory real-fake cry claim does have Kim-Jong Il vibes.", ">\n\nRed-on-red crime is my favorite kind of crime.", ">\n\nThis one is great hecause half of their base appeal is as tough guys, so telling the nation that one of them was sobbing like a baby in front of the other is a solid move. Now Deathanus has to decide whether to just accept it and be belittled, or start to fight back and fracture the party. 10/10 can’t wait for season finale.", ">\n\nHalf of these guys wouldn’t know the difference between a hatchet and an axe and wouldn’t be able to load and shoot an AR. \nRepublicans in federal government are almost all what they would consider effeminate suburbanites.", ">\n\nIn reality yes. But we know they don’t live there. To them an obese man who wears makeup and lifted shoes while avoiding war because his feet hurt is the epitome of manly.", ">\n\nI love your username. For some reason, that line cracked up my wife and me and we say it all the time.", ">\n\nIt’s so funny how many people get the reference! Workaholics def had its fans but it was never a mainstream smash so it’s crazy how many people recognize one throwaway line from the show!\nNow get in my grapevan pls", ">\n\nCatherine Zeta Jones, she dips beneath lasers, oh oh oh", ">\n\nShe has entrapped me, and Sean Connery! OH oh OH. OH oh OHhh^hh^h", ">\n\nWhen two pieces of shit get together, there will be a whole lot of stories coming out", ">\n\nThis embarrassing DeSantis campaign ad will be played repeatedly as a hit piece. That was some insane level of bootlicking lol. For one rare moment, I think Trump is speaking the truth. DeSantis absolutely cried in front of him and maybe even got on his knees for an endorsement", ">\n\nI had to go show this to my grandma. She screams about Trump and DeSantis til her voice cracks. She said she’s never wished on anyone’s demise before them. And McConnell. The rage in her 4’11”, 74 year old body is immense.", ">\n\nSounds like you've got one righteous grandma", ">\n\nShe marched her lil ass out in January in DC to march with us during Trump’s inauguration. It was actually my 18th birthday and afterwards we stopped and had Ethiopian for the first time. Her first time trying any African food and she still talks about how much she loves it. She sat with me at a tattoo appointment and afterwards we got pizza and ice cream. I love her. She’s an amazing woman.", ">\n\n\nand afterwards we stopped and had Ethiopian\n\nColumbus Circle? Fantastic places up there", ">\n\nWish I could remember. The place was packed. My grandmother and I sat on the end of the table with the vegetarian platter (since i was vegan) so she mostly ate the veg stuff. It was amazing. There’s a good place up in Tampa (Queen of Sheba) but nowhere near as good as this place was.", ">\n\nHe's probably lying but I wouldn't be surprised if its true. Have you ever seen DeSantis in a debate or outside of his hand-picked media reporters? He's so socially awkward and unstable and has the charisma of a garden slug.", ">\n\nTrue. I have noticed him moving his jaw from side to side in nearly every news conference when someone else is at the podium. Odd.", ">\n\nHe's got some kind of behavioral issue. He was never an appealing candidate, but he's surrounded himself and insulated himself with a core group of very politically savvy extremists that are the ones propelling him forward. He's not the political \"genius\" the media paints him out to be. His handlers are but he's an empty suit being controlled by puppeteers.", ">\n\nThat is actually slightly reassuring for someone not so in the know about him, like myself.", ">\n\nIt shouldn't be though. If you start looking in to his core group of advisors and backers these are some terrifying people.", ">\n\nIn so much as it shows his limitations.", ">\n\nTrue, he has many weaknesses. But they cover for them well.", ">\n\nTrump is desperate to make his opponents look effete to distract from his needing to have his hand held as we walked down a ramp or having to grasp a glass with two small hands or needing the power of the military to help him beat Covid.", ">\n\nCovfefe", ">\n\nHamburder flu", ">\n\nPerpetrated by the radical left gang member known as the “Hamburglar”", ">\n\nRobble robble", ">\n\nLots of self-proclaimed “alpha males” are wrestling with some cognitive dissonance today.", ">\n\nThey'll figure it out after praying to their favorite NFT of the day", ">\n\nDeSantis's response is going to be \"you know what makes me cry? CRT. Please clap.\"", ">\n\nIt was Jeb Bush that said “please clap.”", ">\n\nStandard playbook. Muddy the waters to make your opponent look “just as bad or worse” than you.", ">\n\nOr at least make up enough stories so that sane people with busy lives aren’t sure anymore. It’s what they’ve done for Zelenskyy, Thunberg, and Fauci.\nThat being said I wouldn’t be surprised if Desantis cried.", ">\n\nOn the one hand, Trump claims this any time he tells a story about anyone asking him for anything. \"He came to me with tears in his eyes.\" It's a bizarre piece of rhetoric he employs at every given opportunity. I think he thinks it makes him look magnanimous while simultaneously making the other person look weak. I have doubts that anyone has expressed any emotion in front of the man for less than $50,000 any time in the past 20 years.\nOn the other hand, DeSantis has no heart, can probably cry on command, and will crawl on his hands and knees across broken glass to jerk off a syphilitic stray dog into his own mouth if it means he gets what he wants.", ">\n\nNow thats an awful image!", ">\n\nThank you, I crafted it while taking a dump.", ">\n\nHope Georgia prosecutors doesn't forget the tweet where Trump admitted to interfering in the Florida election to make sure Desantis won.", ">\n\nAnd everybody clapped.", ">\n\nI dunno, I imagine a lot of people cry when they have to interact with him.", ">\n\nDesantis...\"I've seen the pee tape, and it is the most humiliation thing I've ever seen. Donald even got some in his mouth.\"", ">\n\nIt's just DJT pissing up into his own mouth on a bed the Obama's slept on at the Kremlin", ">\n\nTo be fair, getting a close up whiff of scrambled Sudafed and BigMac diaper blowouts tends to make one’s eyes run a bit.", ">\n\nDesantis is garbage. But this story likely isn't true. Trump claims people cry in front of him all the time. Many of those people aren't even real, they are just folks he made up in his head in the moment. \n\"This big guy, some say a former marine, a lot of people are saying it, really big, tough guy, and he came to me, tears in his eyes, and he said 'Mister Trump, you saved my life,' and it's true, I did save his life, I fought next to him in Afghanistan, that's what people are saying, and you know what? Maybe they're right, maybe I did kill 100 terrorists, because I know terrorists, some of them are my friends, and I say to terrorists, stop with that terror, and you know what? They stop. No one else knows terror and anti-terror like I do, just like that marine said.\"", ">\n\nRoflcopter", ">\n\nTrump knows whatever shit he says in the media will be reported like it was fact first and have to be proven false later", ">\n\n\n\"There were tears coming down from his eyes. He said: 'If you endorse me, I'll win,'\" said Trump.\n\nlmao trump couldnt come up with something better than this?", ">\n\nSeriously lol. It has a lot of \"and then everyone clapped\" energy.", ">\n\nWow who's gonna vote for Little Crybaby Ronnie?", ">\n\nWell as hard as it is to say it, I believe Trump this time. He just left out that they cried together, holding each other in a swampy embrace. Their Depends touching each other and their tentacles creep out and conjoin so they may exchange long protein strings.", ">\n\nTrump: [proceeds to unzip pantaloons]", ">\n\n\npantaloons\n\nrich people pants", ">\n\nNo, it’s crazypants. Right there in the name: pant-of-loons.", ">\n\nSuper convincing story, just trust him it's true. He's a business man! How else can he be so rich if not being totally honest? Btw the water pressure sucks in Florida, you have to flush multiple times. Terrible, terrible leader.", ">\n\n“He said ‘Sir…’”", ">\n\nLying liars lie.", ">\n\nBigly.", ">\n\nTrump says ~~Santos~~ DeSantis cried. ~~Santos~~ DeSantis will claim that he didn't. One of these serial liars would be telling the truth. That has never happened before so the universe might just explode out of sheer surprise.\nEdit: wrong idiot", ">\n\nSantos or DeSantis?", ">\n\nTrump is such a beacon of truth and integrity. Add irony here.", ">\n\nPoor Cry Baby DeSantis", ">\n\n‘Big, strong’ men can’t stop crying around President Trump. Just ask him.", ">\n\nTrump is unbelievable. After all these years he still sounds like a hurt 8 year old.", ">\n\nIt's times like this that having no history of telling any kind of truth really doesn't work in his favor, as much as I want to believe this.", ">\n\nLike everything else Trump has said, I’m sure this is 100% true.\nHe never lies, right?", ">\n\nTo try to make a rival look bad? He'd never do that.", ">\n\nWhile calling him sir. Yawn. We get it, Donald.", ">\n\nHe is a cringe factory and totally seems like type to cry for something when he really wants it, like a big baby.", ">\n\nLol. These people suck so bad.", ">\n\nCrying is okay, folks.\nTrump and DeSantis are shit people, but crying is okay.", ">\n\nProbably.... and Donald Trump poops himself and is a traitor.", ">\n\nFact: trump lies about everything. Fact: trump denigrates his opponents. As much as I want to believe this, it’s probably bull shit.", ">\n\nThey’re both liars, but somehow I believe this.", ">\n\nAnd then DJT shit his Depends.", ">\n\nWatching the republican party implode this election cycle is going to be schadenfreude like I’ve never experienced before.", ">\n\nEverything this piece of shit ever says is a lie. So I’m going to happily report that this is definitely more bullshit from this traitor’s mouth.\nThat being said, unfortunately his base will still eat this up. Because:\n-The Traitorous Piece of Shit said it so it must be true.\n-DeathSentence cried.\n-Crying is womanly.\n-DeathSentence is a woman.\n-MAGA MAGA MAGA\nSomewhere right now a group of Qdiots are saying some spaghetti style version of the exact talking points above.", ">\n\nTrump can piss in his pants because he wears absorbent diapers. It is probably a medical condition so he should not be ashamed." ]

[ "Sooo, this means trump cried in front of someone when seeking endorsement? Putin?", ">\n\nExactly.", ">\n\nWell, now we know exactly who has something over him.", ">\n\nWe do, but we used to, too.", ">\n\nThanks, Mitch.", ">\n\nDonnie DOES love escalators…", ">\n\nSorry for the convenience", ">\n\nI wonder how man times he called Trump \"sir?\"", ">\n\nThis is how it went word for word.\n“Please sir, endorse me sir. How can I be as smart and as good looking as you sir? Or sir, [starts sobbing] you are so wonderful “", ">\n\nDesantis weakly salutes Dear Leader", ">\n\nThe mandatory real-fake cry claim does have Kim-Jong Il vibes.", ">\n\nRed-on-red crime is my favorite kind of crime.", ">\n\nThis one is great hecause half of their base appeal is as tough guys, so telling the nation that one of them was sobbing like a baby in front of the other is a solid move. Now Deathanus has to decide whether to just accept it and be belittled, or start to fight back and fracture the party. 10/10 can’t wait for season finale.", ">\n\nHalf of these guys wouldn’t know the difference between a hatchet and an axe and wouldn’t be able to load and shoot an AR. \nRepublicans in federal government are almost all what they would consider effeminate suburbanites.", ">\n\nIn reality yes. But we know they don’t live there. To them an obese man who wears makeup and lifted shoes while avoiding war because his feet hurt is the epitome of manly.", ">\n\nI love your username. For some reason, that line cracked up my wife and me and we say it all the time.", ">\n\nIt’s so funny how many people get the reference! Workaholics def had its fans but it was never a mainstream smash so it’s crazy how many people recognize one throwaway line from the show!\nNow get in my grapevan pls", ">\n\nCatherine Zeta Jones, she dips beneath lasers, oh oh oh", ">\n\nShe has entrapped me, and Sean Connery! OH oh OH. OH oh OHhh^hh^h", ">\n\nWhen two pieces of shit get together, there will be a whole lot of stories coming out", ">\n\nThis embarrassing DeSantis campaign ad will be played repeatedly as a hit piece. That was some insane level of bootlicking lol. For one rare moment, I think Trump is speaking the truth. DeSantis absolutely cried in front of him and maybe even got on his knees for an endorsement", ">\n\nI had to go show this to my grandma. She screams about Trump and DeSantis til her voice cracks. She said she’s never wished on anyone’s demise before them. And McConnell. The rage in her 4’11”, 74 year old body is immense.", ">\n\nSounds like you've got one righteous grandma", ">\n\nShe marched her lil ass out in January in DC to march with us during Trump’s inauguration. It was actually my 18th birthday and afterwards we stopped and had Ethiopian for the first time. Her first time trying any African food and she still talks about how much she loves it. She sat with me at a tattoo appointment and afterwards we got pizza and ice cream. I love her. She’s an amazing woman.", ">\n\n\nand afterwards we stopped and had Ethiopian\n\nColumbus Circle? Fantastic places up there", ">\n\nWish I could remember. The place was packed. My grandmother and I sat on the end of the table with the vegetarian platter (since i was vegan) so she mostly ate the veg stuff. It was amazing. There’s a good place up in Tampa (Queen of Sheba) but nowhere near as good as this place was.", ">\n\nHe's probably lying but I wouldn't be surprised if its true. Have you ever seen DeSantis in a debate or outside of his hand-picked media reporters? He's so socially awkward and unstable and has the charisma of a garden slug.", ">\n\nTrue. I have noticed him moving his jaw from side to side in nearly every news conference when someone else is at the podium. Odd.", ">\n\nHe's got some kind of behavioral issue. He was never an appealing candidate, but he's surrounded himself and insulated himself with a core group of very politically savvy extremists that are the ones propelling him forward. He's not the political \"genius\" the media paints him out to be. His handlers are but he's an empty suit being controlled by puppeteers.", ">\n\nThat is actually slightly reassuring for someone not so in the know about him, like myself.", ">\n\nIt shouldn't be though. If you start looking in to his core group of advisors and backers these are some terrifying people.", ">\n\nIn so much as it shows his limitations.", ">\n\nTrue, he has many weaknesses. But they cover for them well.", ">\n\nTrump is desperate to make his opponents look effete to distract from his needing to have his hand held as we walked down a ramp or having to grasp a glass with two small hands or needing the power of the military to help him beat Covid.", ">\n\nCovfefe", ">\n\nHamburder flu", ">\n\nPerpetrated by the radical left gang member known as the “Hamburglar”", ">\n\nRobble robble", ">\n\nLots of self-proclaimed “alpha males” are wrestling with some cognitive dissonance today.", ">\n\nThey'll figure it out after praying to their favorite NFT of the day", ">\n\nDeSantis's response is going to be \"you know what makes me cry? CRT. Please clap.\"", ">\n\nIt was Jeb Bush that said “please clap.”", ">\n\nStandard playbook. Muddy the waters to make your opponent look “just as bad or worse” than you.", ">\n\nOr at least make up enough stories so that sane people with busy lives aren’t sure anymore. It’s what they’ve done for Zelenskyy, Thunberg, and Fauci.\nThat being said I wouldn’t be surprised if Desantis cried.", ">\n\nOn the one hand, Trump claims this any time he tells a story about anyone asking him for anything. \"He came to me with tears in his eyes.\" It's a bizarre piece of rhetoric he employs at every given opportunity. I think he thinks it makes him look magnanimous while simultaneously making the other person look weak. I have doubts that anyone has expressed any emotion in front of the man for less than $50,000 any time in the past 20 years.\nOn the other hand, DeSantis has no heart, can probably cry on command, and will crawl on his hands and knees across broken glass to jerk off a syphilitic stray dog into his own mouth if it means he gets what he wants.", ">\n\nNow thats an awful image!", ">\n\nThank you, I crafted it while taking a dump.", ">\n\nHope Georgia prosecutors doesn't forget the tweet where Trump admitted to interfering in the Florida election to make sure Desantis won.", ">\n\nAnd everybody clapped.", ">\n\nI dunno, I imagine a lot of people cry when they have to interact with him.", ">\n\nDesantis...\"I've seen the pee tape, and it is the most humiliation thing I've ever seen. Donald even got some in his mouth.\"", ">\n\nIt's just DJT pissing up into his own mouth on a bed the Obama's slept on at the Kremlin", ">\n\nTo be fair, getting a close up whiff of scrambled Sudafed and BigMac diaper blowouts tends to make one’s eyes run a bit.", ">\n\nDesantis is garbage. But this story likely isn't true. Trump claims people cry in front of him all the time. Many of those people aren't even real, they are just folks he made up in his head in the moment. \n\"This big guy, some say a former marine, a lot of people are saying it, really big, tough guy, and he came to me, tears in his eyes, and he said 'Mister Trump, you saved my life,' and it's true, I did save his life, I fought next to him in Afghanistan, that's what people are saying, and you know what? Maybe they're right, maybe I did kill 100 terrorists, because I know terrorists, some of them are my friends, and I say to terrorists, stop with that terror, and you know what? They stop. No one else knows terror and anti-terror like I do, just like that marine said.\"", ">\n\nRoflcopter", ">\n\nTrump knows whatever shit he says in the media will be reported like it was fact first and have to be proven false later", ">\n\n\n\"There were tears coming down from his eyes. He said: 'If you endorse me, I'll win,'\" said Trump.\n\nlmao trump couldnt come up with something better than this?", ">\n\nSeriously lol. It has a lot of \"and then everyone clapped\" energy.", ">\n\nWow who's gonna vote for Little Crybaby Ronnie?", ">\n\nWell as hard as it is to say it, I believe Trump this time. He just left out that they cried together, holding each other in a swampy embrace. Their Depends touching each other and their tentacles creep out and conjoin so they may exchange long protein strings.", ">\n\nTrump: [proceeds to unzip pantaloons]", ">\n\n\npantaloons\n\nrich people pants", ">\n\nNo, it’s crazypants. Right there in the name: pant-of-loons.", ">\n\nSuper convincing story, just trust him it's true. He's a business man! How else can he be so rich if not being totally honest? Btw the water pressure sucks in Florida, you have to flush multiple times. Terrible, terrible leader.", ">\n\n“He said ‘Sir…’”", ">\n\nLying liars lie.", ">\n\nBigly.", ">\n\nTrump says ~~Santos~~ DeSantis cried. ~~Santos~~ DeSantis will claim that he didn't. One of these serial liars would be telling the truth. That has never happened before so the universe might just explode out of sheer surprise.\nEdit: wrong idiot", ">\n\nSantos or DeSantis?", ">\n\nTrump is such a beacon of truth and integrity. Add irony here.", ">\n\nPoor Cry Baby DeSantis", ">\n\n‘Big, strong’ men can’t stop crying around President Trump. Just ask him.", ">\n\nTrump is unbelievable. After all these years he still sounds like a hurt 8 year old.", ">\n\nIt's times like this that having no history of telling any kind of truth really doesn't work in his favor, as much as I want to believe this.", ">\n\nLike everything else Trump has said, I’m sure this is 100% true.\nHe never lies, right?", ">\n\nTo try to make a rival look bad? He'd never do that.", ">\n\nWhile calling him sir. Yawn. We get it, Donald.", ">\n\nHe is a cringe factory and totally seems like type to cry for something when he really wants it, like a big baby.", ">\n\nLol. These people suck so bad.", ">\n\nCrying is okay, folks.\nTrump and DeSantis are shit people, but crying is okay.", ">\n\nProbably.... and Donald Trump poops himself and is a traitor.", ">\n\nFact: trump lies about everything. Fact: trump denigrates his opponents. As much as I want to believe this, it’s probably bull shit.", ">\n\nThey’re both liars, but somehow I believe this.", ">\n\nAnd then DJT shit his Depends.", ">\n\nWatching the republican party implode this election cycle is going to be schadenfreude like I’ve never experienced before.", ">\n\nEverything this piece of shit ever says is a lie. So I’m going to happily report that this is definitely more bullshit from this traitor’s mouth.\nThat being said, unfortunately his base will still eat this up. Because:\n-The Traitorous Piece of Shit said it so it must be true.\n-DeathSentence cried.\n-Crying is womanly.\n-DeathSentence is a woman.\n-MAGA MAGA MAGA\nSomewhere right now a group of Qdiots are saying some spaghetti style version of the exact talking points above.", ">\n\nTrump can piss in his pants because he wears absorbent diapers. It is probably a medical condition so he should not be ashamed.", ">\n\n\"He probably didn't even cry when he was a baby, and then he said..SIR!\"" ]

[ "Sooo, this means trump cried in front of someone when seeking endorsement? Putin?", ">\n\nExactly.", ">\n\nWell, now we know exactly who has something over him.", ">\n\nWe do, but we used to, too.", ">\n\nThanks, Mitch.", ">\n\nDonnie DOES love escalators…", ">\n\nSorry for the convenience", ">\n\nI wonder how man times he called Trump \"sir?\"", ">\n\nThis is how it went word for word.\n“Please sir, endorse me sir. How can I be as smart and as good looking as you sir? Or sir, [starts sobbing] you are so wonderful “", ">\n\nDesantis weakly salutes Dear Leader", ">\n\nThe mandatory real-fake cry claim does have Kim-Jong Il vibes.", ">\n\nRed-on-red crime is my favorite kind of crime.", ">\n\nThis one is great hecause half of their base appeal is as tough guys, so telling the nation that one of them was sobbing like a baby in front of the other is a solid move. Now Deathanus has to decide whether to just accept it and be belittled, or start to fight back and fracture the party. 10/10 can’t wait for season finale.", ">\n\nHalf of these guys wouldn’t know the difference between a hatchet and an axe and wouldn’t be able to load and shoot an AR. \nRepublicans in federal government are almost all what they would consider effeminate suburbanites.", ">\n\nIn reality yes. But we know they don’t live there. To them an obese man who wears makeup and lifted shoes while avoiding war because his feet hurt is the epitome of manly.", ">\n\nI love your username. For some reason, that line cracked up my wife and me and we say it all the time.", ">\n\nIt’s so funny how many people get the reference! Workaholics def had its fans but it was never a mainstream smash so it’s crazy how many people recognize one throwaway line from the show!\nNow get in my grapevan pls", ">\n\nCatherine Zeta Jones, she dips beneath lasers, oh oh oh", ">\n\nShe has entrapped me, and Sean Connery! OH oh OH. OH oh OHhh^hh^h", ">\n\nWhen two pieces of shit get together, there will be a whole lot of stories coming out", ">\n\nThis embarrassing DeSantis campaign ad will be played repeatedly as a hit piece. That was some insane level of bootlicking lol. For one rare moment, I think Trump is speaking the truth. DeSantis absolutely cried in front of him and maybe even got on his knees for an endorsement", ">\n\nI had to go show this to my grandma. She screams about Trump and DeSantis til her voice cracks. She said she’s never wished on anyone’s demise before them. And McConnell. The rage in her 4’11”, 74 year old body is immense.", ">\n\nSounds like you've got one righteous grandma", ">\n\nShe marched her lil ass out in January in DC to march with us during Trump’s inauguration. It was actually my 18th birthday and afterwards we stopped and had Ethiopian for the first time. Her first time trying any African food and she still talks about how much she loves it. She sat with me at a tattoo appointment and afterwards we got pizza and ice cream. I love her. She’s an amazing woman.", ">\n\n\nand afterwards we stopped and had Ethiopian\n\nColumbus Circle? Fantastic places up there", ">\n\nWish I could remember. The place was packed. My grandmother and I sat on the end of the table with the vegetarian platter (since i was vegan) so she mostly ate the veg stuff. It was amazing. There’s a good place up in Tampa (Queen of Sheba) but nowhere near as good as this place was.", ">\n\nHe's probably lying but I wouldn't be surprised if its true. Have you ever seen DeSantis in a debate or outside of his hand-picked media reporters? He's so socially awkward and unstable and has the charisma of a garden slug.", ">\n\nTrue. I have noticed him moving his jaw from side to side in nearly every news conference when someone else is at the podium. Odd.", ">\n\nHe's got some kind of behavioral issue. He was never an appealing candidate, but he's surrounded himself and insulated himself with a core group of very politically savvy extremists that are the ones propelling him forward. He's not the political \"genius\" the media paints him out to be. His handlers are but he's an empty suit being controlled by puppeteers.", ">\n\nThat is actually slightly reassuring for someone not so in the know about him, like myself.", ">\n\nIt shouldn't be though. If you start looking in to his core group of advisors and backers these are some terrifying people.", ">\n\nIn so much as it shows his limitations.", ">\n\nTrue, he has many weaknesses. But they cover for them well.", ">\n\nTrump is desperate to make his opponents look effete to distract from his needing to have his hand held as we walked down a ramp or having to grasp a glass with two small hands or needing the power of the military to help him beat Covid.", ">\n\nCovfefe", ">\n\nHamburder flu", ">\n\nPerpetrated by the radical left gang member known as the “Hamburglar”", ">\n\nRobble robble", ">\n\nLots of self-proclaimed “alpha males” are wrestling with some cognitive dissonance today.", ">\n\nThey'll figure it out after praying to their favorite NFT of the day", ">\n\nDeSantis's response is going to be \"you know what makes me cry? CRT. Please clap.\"", ">\n\nIt was Jeb Bush that said “please clap.”", ">\n\nStandard playbook. Muddy the waters to make your opponent look “just as bad or worse” than you.", ">\n\nOr at least make up enough stories so that sane people with busy lives aren’t sure anymore. It’s what they’ve done for Zelenskyy, Thunberg, and Fauci.\nThat being said I wouldn’t be surprised if Desantis cried.", ">\n\nOn the one hand, Trump claims this any time he tells a story about anyone asking him for anything. \"He came to me with tears in his eyes.\" It's a bizarre piece of rhetoric he employs at every given opportunity. I think he thinks it makes him look magnanimous while simultaneously making the other person look weak. I have doubts that anyone has expressed any emotion in front of the man for less than $50,000 any time in the past 20 years.\nOn the other hand, DeSantis has no heart, can probably cry on command, and will crawl on his hands and knees across broken glass to jerk off a syphilitic stray dog into his own mouth if it means he gets what he wants.", ">\n\nNow thats an awful image!", ">\n\nThank you, I crafted it while taking a dump.", ">\n\nHope Georgia prosecutors doesn't forget the tweet where Trump admitted to interfering in the Florida election to make sure Desantis won.", ">\n\nAnd everybody clapped.", ">\n\nI dunno, I imagine a lot of people cry when they have to interact with him.", ">\n\nDesantis...\"I've seen the pee tape, and it is the most humiliation thing I've ever seen. Donald even got some in his mouth.\"", ">\n\nIt's just DJT pissing up into his own mouth on a bed the Obama's slept on at the Kremlin", ">\n\nTo be fair, getting a close up whiff of scrambled Sudafed and BigMac diaper blowouts tends to make one’s eyes run a bit.", ">\n\nDesantis is garbage. But this story likely isn't true. Trump claims people cry in front of him all the time. Many of those people aren't even real, they are just folks he made up in his head in the moment. \n\"This big guy, some say a former marine, a lot of people are saying it, really big, tough guy, and he came to me, tears in his eyes, and he said 'Mister Trump, you saved my life,' and it's true, I did save his life, I fought next to him in Afghanistan, that's what people are saying, and you know what? Maybe they're right, maybe I did kill 100 terrorists, because I know terrorists, some of them are my friends, and I say to terrorists, stop with that terror, and you know what? They stop. No one else knows terror and anti-terror like I do, just like that marine said.\"", ">\n\nRoflcopter", ">\n\nTrump knows whatever shit he says in the media will be reported like it was fact first and have to be proven false later", ">\n\n\n\"There were tears coming down from his eyes. He said: 'If you endorse me, I'll win,'\" said Trump.\n\nlmao trump couldnt come up with something better than this?", ">\n\nSeriously lol. It has a lot of \"and then everyone clapped\" energy.", ">\n\nWow who's gonna vote for Little Crybaby Ronnie?", ">\n\nWell as hard as it is to say it, I believe Trump this time. He just left out that they cried together, holding each other in a swampy embrace. Their Depends touching each other and their tentacles creep out and conjoin so they may exchange long protein strings.", ">\n\nTrump: [proceeds to unzip pantaloons]", ">\n\n\npantaloons\n\nrich people pants", ">\n\nNo, it’s crazypants. Right there in the name: pant-of-loons.", ">\n\nSuper convincing story, just trust him it's true. He's a business man! How else can he be so rich if not being totally honest? Btw the water pressure sucks in Florida, you have to flush multiple times. Terrible, terrible leader.", ">\n\n“He said ‘Sir…’”", ">\n\nLying liars lie.", ">\n\nBigly.", ">\n\nTrump says ~~Santos~~ DeSantis cried. ~~Santos~~ DeSantis will claim that he didn't. One of these serial liars would be telling the truth. That has never happened before so the universe might just explode out of sheer surprise.\nEdit: wrong idiot", ">\n\nSantos or DeSantis?", ">\n\nTrump is such a beacon of truth and integrity. Add irony here.", ">\n\nPoor Cry Baby DeSantis", ">\n\n‘Big, strong’ men can’t stop crying around President Trump. Just ask him.", ">\n\nTrump is unbelievable. After all these years he still sounds like a hurt 8 year old.", ">\n\nIt's times like this that having no history of telling any kind of truth really doesn't work in his favor, as much as I want to believe this.", ">\n\nLike everything else Trump has said, I’m sure this is 100% true.\nHe never lies, right?", ">\n\nTo try to make a rival look bad? He'd never do that.", ">\n\nWhile calling him sir. Yawn. We get it, Donald.", ">\n\nHe is a cringe factory and totally seems like type to cry for something when he really wants it, like a big baby.", ">\n\nLol. These people suck so bad.", ">\n\nCrying is okay, folks.\nTrump and DeSantis are shit people, but crying is okay.", ">\n\nProbably.... and Donald Trump poops himself and is a traitor.", ">\n\nFact: trump lies about everything. Fact: trump denigrates his opponents. As much as I want to believe this, it’s probably bull shit.", ">\n\nThey’re both liars, but somehow I believe this.", ">\n\nAnd then DJT shit his Depends.", ">\n\nWatching the republican party implode this election cycle is going to be schadenfreude like I’ve never experienced before.", ">\n\nEverything this piece of shit ever says is a lie. So I’m going to happily report that this is definitely more bullshit from this traitor’s mouth.\nThat being said, unfortunately his base will still eat this up. Because:\n-The Traitorous Piece of Shit said it so it must be true.\n-DeathSentence cried.\n-Crying is womanly.\n-DeathSentence is a woman.\n-MAGA MAGA MAGA\nSomewhere right now a group of Qdiots are saying some spaghetti style version of the exact talking points above.", ">\n\nTrump can piss in his pants because he wears absorbent diapers. It is probably a medical condition so he should not be ashamed.", ">\n\n\"He probably didn't even cry when he was a baby, and then he said..SIR!\"", ">\n\nStormy claims trump cried when she laughed at his mushroom dick" ]

[ "Sooo, this means trump cried in front of someone when seeking endorsement? Putin?", ">\n\nExactly.", ">\n\nWell, now we know exactly who has something over him.", ">\n\nWe do, but we used to, too.", ">\n\nThanks, Mitch.", ">\n\nDonnie DOES love escalators…", ">\n\nSorry for the convenience", ">\n\nI wonder how man times he called Trump \"sir?\"", ">\n\nThis is how it went word for word.\n“Please sir, endorse me sir. How can I be as smart and as good looking as you sir? Or sir, [starts sobbing] you are so wonderful “", ">\n\nDesantis weakly salutes Dear Leader", ">\n\nThe mandatory real-fake cry claim does have Kim-Jong Il vibes.", ">\n\nRed-on-red crime is my favorite kind of crime.", ">\n\nThis one is great hecause half of their base appeal is as tough guys, so telling the nation that one of them was sobbing like a baby in front of the other is a solid move. Now Deathanus has to decide whether to just accept it and be belittled, or start to fight back and fracture the party. 10/10 can’t wait for season finale.", ">\n\nHalf of these guys wouldn’t know the difference between a hatchet and an axe and wouldn’t be able to load and shoot an AR. \nRepublicans in federal government are almost all what they would consider effeminate suburbanites.", ">\n\nIn reality yes. But we know they don’t live there. To them an obese man who wears makeup and lifted shoes while avoiding war because his feet hurt is the epitome of manly.", ">\n\nI love your username. For some reason, that line cracked up my wife and me and we say it all the time.", ">\n\nIt’s so funny how many people get the reference! Workaholics def had its fans but it was never a mainstream smash so it’s crazy how many people recognize one throwaway line from the show!\nNow get in my grapevan pls", ">\n\nCatherine Zeta Jones, she dips beneath lasers, oh oh oh", ">\n\nShe has entrapped me, and Sean Connery! OH oh OH. OH oh OHhh^hh^h", ">\n\nWhen two pieces of shit get together, there will be a whole lot of stories coming out", ">\n\nThis embarrassing DeSantis campaign ad will be played repeatedly as a hit piece. That was some insane level of bootlicking lol. For one rare moment, I think Trump is speaking the truth. DeSantis absolutely cried in front of him and maybe even got on his knees for an endorsement", ">\n\nI had to go show this to my grandma. She screams about Trump and DeSantis til her voice cracks. She said she’s never wished on anyone’s demise before them. And McConnell. The rage in her 4’11”, 74 year old body is immense.", ">\n\nSounds like you've got one righteous grandma", ">\n\nShe marched her lil ass out in January in DC to march with us during Trump’s inauguration. It was actually my 18th birthday and afterwards we stopped and had Ethiopian for the first time. Her first time trying any African food and she still talks about how much she loves it. She sat with me at a tattoo appointment and afterwards we got pizza and ice cream. I love her. She’s an amazing woman.", ">\n\n\nand afterwards we stopped and had Ethiopian\n\nColumbus Circle? Fantastic places up there", ">\n\nWish I could remember. The place was packed. My grandmother and I sat on the end of the table with the vegetarian platter (since i was vegan) so she mostly ate the veg stuff. It was amazing. There’s a good place up in Tampa (Queen of Sheba) but nowhere near as good as this place was.", ">\n\nHe's probably lying but I wouldn't be surprised if its true. Have you ever seen DeSantis in a debate or outside of his hand-picked media reporters? He's so socially awkward and unstable and has the charisma of a garden slug.", ">\n\nTrue. I have noticed him moving his jaw from side to side in nearly every news conference when someone else is at the podium. Odd.", ">\n\nHe's got some kind of behavioral issue. He was never an appealing candidate, but he's surrounded himself and insulated himself with a core group of very politically savvy extremists that are the ones propelling him forward. He's not the political \"genius\" the media paints him out to be. His handlers are but he's an empty suit being controlled by puppeteers.", ">\n\nThat is actually slightly reassuring for someone not so in the know about him, like myself.", ">\n\nIt shouldn't be though. If you start looking in to his core group of advisors and backers these are some terrifying people.", ">\n\nIn so much as it shows his limitations.", ">\n\nTrue, he has many weaknesses. But they cover for them well.", ">\n\nTrump is desperate to make his opponents look effete to distract from his needing to have his hand held as we walked down a ramp or having to grasp a glass with two small hands or needing the power of the military to help him beat Covid.", ">\n\nCovfefe", ">\n\nHamburder flu", ">\n\nPerpetrated by the radical left gang member known as the “Hamburglar”", ">\n\nRobble robble", ">\n\nLots of self-proclaimed “alpha males” are wrestling with some cognitive dissonance today.", ">\n\nThey'll figure it out after praying to their favorite NFT of the day", ">\n\nDeSantis's response is going to be \"you know what makes me cry? CRT. Please clap.\"", ">\n\nIt was Jeb Bush that said “please clap.”", ">\n\nStandard playbook. Muddy the waters to make your opponent look “just as bad or worse” than you.", ">\n\nOr at least make up enough stories so that sane people with busy lives aren’t sure anymore. It’s what they’ve done for Zelenskyy, Thunberg, and Fauci.\nThat being said I wouldn’t be surprised if Desantis cried.", ">\n\nOn the one hand, Trump claims this any time he tells a story about anyone asking him for anything. \"He came to me with tears in his eyes.\" It's a bizarre piece of rhetoric he employs at every given opportunity. I think he thinks it makes him look magnanimous while simultaneously making the other person look weak. I have doubts that anyone has expressed any emotion in front of the man for less than $50,000 any time in the past 20 years.\nOn the other hand, DeSantis has no heart, can probably cry on command, and will crawl on his hands and knees across broken glass to jerk off a syphilitic stray dog into his own mouth if it means he gets what he wants.", ">\n\nNow thats an awful image!", ">\n\nThank you, I crafted it while taking a dump.", ">\n\nHope Georgia prosecutors doesn't forget the tweet where Trump admitted to interfering in the Florida election to make sure Desantis won.", ">\n\nAnd everybody clapped.", ">\n\nI dunno, I imagine a lot of people cry when they have to interact with him.", ">\n\nDesantis...\"I've seen the pee tape, and it is the most humiliation thing I've ever seen. Donald even got some in his mouth.\"", ">\n\nIt's just DJT pissing up into his own mouth on a bed the Obama's slept on at the Kremlin", ">\n\nTo be fair, getting a close up whiff of scrambled Sudafed and BigMac diaper blowouts tends to make one’s eyes run a bit.", ">\n\nDesantis is garbage. But this story likely isn't true. Trump claims people cry in front of him all the time. Many of those people aren't even real, they are just folks he made up in his head in the moment. \n\"This big guy, some say a former marine, a lot of people are saying it, really big, tough guy, and he came to me, tears in his eyes, and he said 'Mister Trump, you saved my life,' and it's true, I did save his life, I fought next to him in Afghanistan, that's what people are saying, and you know what? Maybe they're right, maybe I did kill 100 terrorists, because I know terrorists, some of them are my friends, and I say to terrorists, stop with that terror, and you know what? They stop. No one else knows terror and anti-terror like I do, just like that marine said.\"", ">\n\nRoflcopter", ">\n\nTrump knows whatever shit he says in the media will be reported like it was fact first and have to be proven false later", ">\n\n\n\"There were tears coming down from his eyes. He said: 'If you endorse me, I'll win,'\" said Trump.\n\nlmao trump couldnt come up with something better than this?", ">\n\nSeriously lol. It has a lot of \"and then everyone clapped\" energy.", ">\n\nWow who's gonna vote for Little Crybaby Ronnie?", ">\n\nWell as hard as it is to say it, I believe Trump this time. He just left out that they cried together, holding each other in a swampy embrace. Their Depends touching each other and their tentacles creep out and conjoin so they may exchange long protein strings.", ">\n\nTrump: [proceeds to unzip pantaloons]", ">\n\n\npantaloons\n\nrich people pants", ">\n\nNo, it’s crazypants. Right there in the name: pant-of-loons.", ">\n\nSuper convincing story, just trust him it's true. He's a business man! How else can he be so rich if not being totally honest? Btw the water pressure sucks in Florida, you have to flush multiple times. Terrible, terrible leader.", ">\n\n“He said ‘Sir…’”", ">\n\nLying liars lie.", ">\n\nBigly.", ">\n\nTrump says ~~Santos~~ DeSantis cried. ~~Santos~~ DeSantis will claim that he didn't. One of these serial liars would be telling the truth. That has never happened before so the universe might just explode out of sheer surprise.\nEdit: wrong idiot", ">\n\nSantos or DeSantis?", ">\n\nTrump is such a beacon of truth and integrity. Add irony here.", ">\n\nPoor Cry Baby DeSantis", ">\n\n‘Big, strong’ men can’t stop crying around President Trump. Just ask him.", ">\n\nTrump is unbelievable. After all these years he still sounds like a hurt 8 year old.", ">\n\nIt's times like this that having no history of telling any kind of truth really doesn't work in his favor, as much as I want to believe this.", ">\n\nLike everything else Trump has said, I’m sure this is 100% true.\nHe never lies, right?", ">\n\nTo try to make a rival look bad? He'd never do that.", ">\n\nWhile calling him sir. Yawn. We get it, Donald.", ">\n\nHe is a cringe factory and totally seems like type to cry for something when he really wants it, like a big baby.", ">\n\nLol. These people suck so bad.", ">\n\nCrying is okay, folks.\nTrump and DeSantis are shit people, but crying is okay.", ">\n\nProbably.... and Donald Trump poops himself and is a traitor.", ">\n\nFact: trump lies about everything. Fact: trump denigrates his opponents. As much as I want to believe this, it’s probably bull shit.", ">\n\nThey’re both liars, but somehow I believe this.", ">\n\nAnd then DJT shit his Depends.", ">\n\nWatching the republican party implode this election cycle is going to be schadenfreude like I’ve never experienced before.", ">\n\nEverything this piece of shit ever says is a lie. So I’m going to happily report that this is definitely more bullshit from this traitor’s mouth.\nThat being said, unfortunately his base will still eat this up. Because:\n-The Traitorous Piece of Shit said it so it must be true.\n-DeathSentence cried.\n-Crying is womanly.\n-DeathSentence is a woman.\n-MAGA MAGA MAGA\nSomewhere right now a group of Qdiots are saying some spaghetti style version of the exact talking points above.", ">\n\nTrump can piss in his pants because he wears absorbent diapers. It is probably a medical condition so he should not be ashamed.", ">\n\n\"He probably didn't even cry when he was a baby, and then he said..SIR!\"", ">\n\nStormy claims trump cried when she laughed at his mushroom dick", ">\n\nI had thought DeSantis was a SEAL, and therefore unlikely to be crying. I checked Wikipedia and found out the was a lawyer for the SEALs, so different. \nThen I read that he got a Bronze Star after his Iraq tour, but then I found out that the Bronze star is typically awarded as an upgrade from a MSM in combat zones. \nSo now I'm thinking that the crying story is totes believable." ]

[ "Sooo, this means trump cried in front of someone when seeking endorsement? Putin?", ">\n\nExactly.", ">\n\nWell, now we know exactly who has something over him.", ">\n\nWe do, but we used to, too.", ">\n\nThanks, Mitch.", ">\n\nDonnie DOES love escalators…", ">\n\nSorry for the convenience", ">\n\nI wonder how man times he called Trump \"sir?\"", ">\n\nThis is how it went word for word.\n“Please sir, endorse me sir. How can I be as smart and as good looking as you sir? Or sir, [starts sobbing] you are so wonderful “", ">\n\nDesantis weakly salutes Dear Leader", ">\n\nThe mandatory real-fake cry claim does have Kim-Jong Il vibes.", ">\n\nRed-on-red crime is my favorite kind of crime.", ">\n\nThis one is great hecause half of their base appeal is as tough guys, so telling the nation that one of them was sobbing like a baby in front of the other is a solid move. Now Deathanus has to decide whether to just accept it and be belittled, or start to fight back and fracture the party. 10/10 can’t wait for season finale.", ">\n\nHalf of these guys wouldn’t know the difference between a hatchet and an axe and wouldn’t be able to load and shoot an AR. \nRepublicans in federal government are almost all what they would consider effeminate suburbanites.", ">\n\nIn reality yes. But we know they don’t live there. To them an obese man who wears makeup and lifted shoes while avoiding war because his feet hurt is the epitome of manly.", ">\n\nI love your username. For some reason, that line cracked up my wife and me and we say it all the time.", ">\n\nIt’s so funny how many people get the reference! Workaholics def had its fans but it was never a mainstream smash so it’s crazy how many people recognize one throwaway line from the show!\nNow get in my grapevan pls", ">\n\nCatherine Zeta Jones, she dips beneath lasers, oh oh oh", ">\n\nShe has entrapped me, and Sean Connery! OH oh OH. OH oh OHhh^hh^h", ">\n\nWhen two pieces of shit get together, there will be a whole lot of stories coming out", ">\n\nThis embarrassing DeSantis campaign ad will be played repeatedly as a hit piece. That was some insane level of bootlicking lol. For one rare moment, I think Trump is speaking the truth. DeSantis absolutely cried in front of him and maybe even got on his knees for an endorsement", ">\n\nI had to go show this to my grandma. She screams about Trump and DeSantis til her voice cracks. She said she’s never wished on anyone’s demise before them. And McConnell. The rage in her 4’11”, 74 year old body is immense.", ">\n\nSounds like you've got one righteous grandma", ">\n\nShe marched her lil ass out in January in DC to march with us during Trump’s inauguration. It was actually my 18th birthday and afterwards we stopped and had Ethiopian for the first time. Her first time trying any African food and she still talks about how much she loves it. She sat with me at a tattoo appointment and afterwards we got pizza and ice cream. I love her. She’s an amazing woman.", ">\n\n\nand afterwards we stopped and had Ethiopian\n\nColumbus Circle? Fantastic places up there", ">\n\nWish I could remember. The place was packed. My grandmother and I sat on the end of the table with the vegetarian platter (since i was vegan) so she mostly ate the veg stuff. It was amazing. There’s a good place up in Tampa (Queen of Sheba) but nowhere near as good as this place was.", ">\n\nHe's probably lying but I wouldn't be surprised if its true. Have you ever seen DeSantis in a debate or outside of his hand-picked media reporters? He's so socially awkward and unstable and has the charisma of a garden slug.", ">\n\nTrue. I have noticed him moving his jaw from side to side in nearly every news conference when someone else is at the podium. Odd.", ">\n\nHe's got some kind of behavioral issue. He was never an appealing candidate, but he's surrounded himself and insulated himself with a core group of very politically savvy extremists that are the ones propelling him forward. He's not the political \"genius\" the media paints him out to be. His handlers are but he's an empty suit being controlled by puppeteers.", ">\n\nThat is actually slightly reassuring for someone not so in the know about him, like myself.", ">\n\nIt shouldn't be though. If you start looking in to his core group of advisors and backers these are some terrifying people.", ">\n\nIn so much as it shows his limitations.", ">\n\nTrue, he has many weaknesses. But they cover for them well.", ">\n\nTrump is desperate to make his opponents look effete to distract from his needing to have his hand held as we walked down a ramp or having to grasp a glass with two small hands or needing the power of the military to help him beat Covid.", ">\n\nCovfefe", ">\n\nHamburder flu", ">\n\nPerpetrated by the radical left gang member known as the “Hamburglar”", ">\n\nRobble robble", ">\n\nLots of self-proclaimed “alpha males” are wrestling with some cognitive dissonance today.", ">\n\nThey'll figure it out after praying to their favorite NFT of the day", ">\n\nDeSantis's response is going to be \"you know what makes me cry? CRT. Please clap.\"", ">\n\nIt was Jeb Bush that said “please clap.”", ">\n\nStandard playbook. Muddy the waters to make your opponent look “just as bad or worse” than you.", ">\n\nOr at least make up enough stories so that sane people with busy lives aren’t sure anymore. It’s what they’ve done for Zelenskyy, Thunberg, and Fauci.\nThat being said I wouldn’t be surprised if Desantis cried.", ">\n\nOn the one hand, Trump claims this any time he tells a story about anyone asking him for anything. \"He came to me with tears in his eyes.\" It's a bizarre piece of rhetoric he employs at every given opportunity. I think he thinks it makes him look magnanimous while simultaneously making the other person look weak. I have doubts that anyone has expressed any emotion in front of the man for less than $50,000 any time in the past 20 years.\nOn the other hand, DeSantis has no heart, can probably cry on command, and will crawl on his hands and knees across broken glass to jerk off a syphilitic stray dog into his own mouth if it means he gets what he wants.", ">\n\nNow thats an awful image!", ">\n\nThank you, I crafted it while taking a dump.", ">\n\nHope Georgia prosecutors doesn't forget the tweet where Trump admitted to interfering in the Florida election to make sure Desantis won.", ">\n\nAnd everybody clapped.", ">\n\nI dunno, I imagine a lot of people cry when they have to interact with him.", ">\n\nDesantis...\"I've seen the pee tape, and it is the most humiliation thing I've ever seen. Donald even got some in his mouth.\"", ">\n\nIt's just DJT pissing up into his own mouth on a bed the Obama's slept on at the Kremlin", ">\n\nTo be fair, getting a close up whiff of scrambled Sudafed and BigMac diaper blowouts tends to make one’s eyes run a bit.", ">\n\nDesantis is garbage. But this story likely isn't true. Trump claims people cry in front of him all the time. Many of those people aren't even real, they are just folks he made up in his head in the moment. \n\"This big guy, some say a former marine, a lot of people are saying it, really big, tough guy, and he came to me, tears in his eyes, and he said 'Mister Trump, you saved my life,' and it's true, I did save his life, I fought next to him in Afghanistan, that's what people are saying, and you know what? Maybe they're right, maybe I did kill 100 terrorists, because I know terrorists, some of them are my friends, and I say to terrorists, stop with that terror, and you know what? They stop. No one else knows terror and anti-terror like I do, just like that marine said.\"", ">\n\nRoflcopter", ">\n\nTrump knows whatever shit he says in the media will be reported like it was fact first and have to be proven false later", ">\n\n\n\"There were tears coming down from his eyes. He said: 'If you endorse me, I'll win,'\" said Trump.\n\nlmao trump couldnt come up with something better than this?", ">\n\nSeriously lol. It has a lot of \"and then everyone clapped\" energy.", ">\n\nWow who's gonna vote for Little Crybaby Ronnie?", ">\n\nWell as hard as it is to say it, I believe Trump this time. He just left out that they cried together, holding each other in a swampy embrace. Their Depends touching each other and their tentacles creep out and conjoin so they may exchange long protein strings.", ">\n\nTrump: [proceeds to unzip pantaloons]", ">\n\n\npantaloons\n\nrich people pants", ">\n\nNo, it’s crazypants. Right there in the name: pant-of-loons.", ">\n\nSuper convincing story, just trust him it's true. He's a business man! How else can he be so rich if not being totally honest? Btw the water pressure sucks in Florida, you have to flush multiple times. Terrible, terrible leader.", ">\n\n“He said ‘Sir…’”", ">\n\nLying liars lie.", ">\n\nBigly.", ">\n\nTrump says ~~Santos~~ DeSantis cried. ~~Santos~~ DeSantis will claim that he didn't. One of these serial liars would be telling the truth. That has never happened before so the universe might just explode out of sheer surprise.\nEdit: wrong idiot", ">\n\nSantos or DeSantis?", ">\n\nTrump is such a beacon of truth and integrity. Add irony here.", ">\n\nPoor Cry Baby DeSantis", ">\n\n‘Big, strong’ men can’t stop crying around President Trump. Just ask him.", ">\n\nTrump is unbelievable. After all these years he still sounds like a hurt 8 year old.", ">\n\nIt's times like this that having no history of telling any kind of truth really doesn't work in his favor, as much as I want to believe this.", ">\n\nLike everything else Trump has said, I’m sure this is 100% true.\nHe never lies, right?", ">\n\nTo try to make a rival look bad? He'd never do that.", ">\n\nWhile calling him sir. Yawn. We get it, Donald.", ">\n\nHe is a cringe factory and totally seems like type to cry for something when he really wants it, like a big baby.", ">\n\nLol. These people suck so bad.", ">\n\nCrying is okay, folks.\nTrump and DeSantis are shit people, but crying is okay.", ">\n\nProbably.... and Donald Trump poops himself and is a traitor.", ">\n\nFact: trump lies about everything. Fact: trump denigrates his opponents. As much as I want to believe this, it’s probably bull shit.", ">\n\nThey’re both liars, but somehow I believe this.", ">\n\nAnd then DJT shit his Depends.", ">\n\nWatching the republican party implode this election cycle is going to be schadenfreude like I’ve never experienced before.", ">\n\nEverything this piece of shit ever says is a lie. So I’m going to happily report that this is definitely more bullshit from this traitor’s mouth.\nThat being said, unfortunately his base will still eat this up. Because:\n-The Traitorous Piece of Shit said it so it must be true.\n-DeathSentence cried.\n-Crying is womanly.\n-DeathSentence is a woman.\n-MAGA MAGA MAGA\nSomewhere right now a group of Qdiots are saying some spaghetti style version of the exact talking points above.", ">\n\nTrump can piss in his pants because he wears absorbent diapers. It is probably a medical condition so he should not be ashamed.", ">\n\n\"He probably didn't even cry when he was a baby, and then he said..SIR!\"", ">\n\nStormy claims trump cried when she laughed at his mushroom dick", ">\n\nI had thought DeSantis was a SEAL, and therefore unlikely to be crying. I checked Wikipedia and found out the was a lawyer for the SEALs, so different. \nThen I read that he got a Bronze Star after his Iraq tour, but then I found out that the Bronze star is typically awarded as an upgrade from a MSM in combat zones. \nSo now I'm thinking that the crying story is totes believable.", ">\n\nSo…. By using logic we come to the conclusion that he made Trump cry, amiright? 😱" ]

[ "Sooo, this means trump cried in front of someone when seeking endorsement? Putin?", ">\n\nExactly.", ">\n\nWell, now we know exactly who has something over him.", ">\n\nWe do, but we used to, too.", ">\n\nThanks, Mitch.", ">\n\nDonnie DOES love escalators…", ">\n\nSorry for the convenience", ">\n\nI wonder how man times he called Trump \"sir?\"", ">\n\nThis is how it went word for word.\n“Please sir, endorse me sir. How can I be as smart and as good looking as you sir? Or sir, [starts sobbing] you are so wonderful “", ">\n\nDesantis weakly salutes Dear Leader", ">\n\nThe mandatory real-fake cry claim does have Kim-Jong Il vibes.", ">\n\nRed-on-red crime is my favorite kind of crime.", ">\n\nThis one is great hecause half of their base appeal is as tough guys, so telling the nation that one of them was sobbing like a baby in front of the other is a solid move. Now Deathanus has to decide whether to just accept it and be belittled, or start to fight back and fracture the party. 10/10 can’t wait for season finale.", ">\n\nHalf of these guys wouldn’t know the difference between a hatchet and an axe and wouldn’t be able to load and shoot an AR. \nRepublicans in federal government are almost all what they would consider effeminate suburbanites.", ">\n\nIn reality yes. But we know they don’t live there. To them an obese man who wears makeup and lifted shoes while avoiding war because his feet hurt is the epitome of manly.", ">\n\nI love your username. For some reason, that line cracked up my wife and me and we say it all the time.", ">\n\nIt’s so funny how many people get the reference! Workaholics def had its fans but it was never a mainstream smash so it’s crazy how many people recognize one throwaway line from the show!\nNow get in my grapevan pls", ">\n\nCatherine Zeta Jones, she dips beneath lasers, oh oh oh", ">\n\nShe has entrapped me, and Sean Connery! OH oh OH. OH oh OHhh^hh^h", ">\n\nWhen two pieces of shit get together, there will be a whole lot of stories coming out", ">\n\nThis embarrassing DeSantis campaign ad will be played repeatedly as a hit piece. That was some insane level of bootlicking lol. For one rare moment, I think Trump is speaking the truth. DeSantis absolutely cried in front of him and maybe even got on his knees for an endorsement", ">\n\nI had to go show this to my grandma. She screams about Trump and DeSantis til her voice cracks. She said she’s never wished on anyone’s demise before them. And McConnell. The rage in her 4’11”, 74 year old body is immense.", ">\n\nSounds like you've got one righteous grandma", ">\n\nShe marched her lil ass out in January in DC to march with us during Trump’s inauguration. It was actually my 18th birthday and afterwards we stopped and had Ethiopian for the first time. Her first time trying any African food and she still talks about how much she loves it. She sat with me at a tattoo appointment and afterwards we got pizza and ice cream. I love her. She’s an amazing woman.", ">\n\n\nand afterwards we stopped and had Ethiopian\n\nColumbus Circle? Fantastic places up there", ">\n\nWish I could remember. The place was packed. My grandmother and I sat on the end of the table with the vegetarian platter (since i was vegan) so she mostly ate the veg stuff. It was amazing. There’s a good place up in Tampa (Queen of Sheba) but nowhere near as good as this place was.", ">\n\nHe's probably lying but I wouldn't be surprised if its true. Have you ever seen DeSantis in a debate or outside of his hand-picked media reporters? He's so socially awkward and unstable and has the charisma of a garden slug.", ">\n\nTrue. I have noticed him moving his jaw from side to side in nearly every news conference when someone else is at the podium. Odd.", ">\n\nHe's got some kind of behavioral issue. He was never an appealing candidate, but he's surrounded himself and insulated himself with a core group of very politically savvy extremists that are the ones propelling him forward. He's not the political \"genius\" the media paints him out to be. His handlers are but he's an empty suit being controlled by puppeteers.", ">\n\nThat is actually slightly reassuring for someone not so in the know about him, like myself.", ">\n\nIt shouldn't be though. If you start looking in to his core group of advisors and backers these are some terrifying people.", ">\n\nIn so much as it shows his limitations.", ">\n\nTrue, he has many weaknesses. But they cover for them well.", ">\n\nTrump is desperate to make his opponents look effete to distract from his needing to have his hand held as we walked down a ramp or having to grasp a glass with two small hands or needing the power of the military to help him beat Covid.", ">\n\nCovfefe", ">\n\nHamburder flu", ">\n\nPerpetrated by the radical left gang member known as the “Hamburglar”", ">\n\nRobble robble", ">\n\nLots of self-proclaimed “alpha males” are wrestling with some cognitive dissonance today.", ">\n\nThey'll figure it out after praying to their favorite NFT of the day", ">\n\nDeSantis's response is going to be \"you know what makes me cry? CRT. Please clap.\"", ">\n\nIt was Jeb Bush that said “please clap.”", ">\n\nStandard playbook. Muddy the waters to make your opponent look “just as bad or worse” than you.", ">\n\nOr at least make up enough stories so that sane people with busy lives aren’t sure anymore. It’s what they’ve done for Zelenskyy, Thunberg, and Fauci.\nThat being said I wouldn’t be surprised if Desantis cried.", ">\n\nOn the one hand, Trump claims this any time he tells a story about anyone asking him for anything. \"He came to me with tears in his eyes.\" It's a bizarre piece of rhetoric he employs at every given opportunity. I think he thinks it makes him look magnanimous while simultaneously making the other person look weak. I have doubts that anyone has expressed any emotion in front of the man for less than $50,000 any time in the past 20 years.\nOn the other hand, DeSantis has no heart, can probably cry on command, and will crawl on his hands and knees across broken glass to jerk off a syphilitic stray dog into his own mouth if it means he gets what he wants.", ">\n\nNow thats an awful image!", ">\n\nThank you, I crafted it while taking a dump.", ">\n\nHope Georgia prosecutors doesn't forget the tweet where Trump admitted to interfering in the Florida election to make sure Desantis won.", ">\n\nAnd everybody clapped.", ">\n\nI dunno, I imagine a lot of people cry when they have to interact with him.", ">\n\nDesantis...\"I've seen the pee tape, and it is the most humiliation thing I've ever seen. Donald even got some in his mouth.\"", ">\n\nIt's just DJT pissing up into his own mouth on a bed the Obama's slept on at the Kremlin", ">\n\nTo be fair, getting a close up whiff of scrambled Sudafed and BigMac diaper blowouts tends to make one’s eyes run a bit.", ">\n\nDesantis is garbage. But this story likely isn't true. Trump claims people cry in front of him all the time. Many of those people aren't even real, they are just folks he made up in his head in the moment. \n\"This big guy, some say a former marine, a lot of people are saying it, really big, tough guy, and he came to me, tears in his eyes, and he said 'Mister Trump, you saved my life,' and it's true, I did save his life, I fought next to him in Afghanistan, that's what people are saying, and you know what? Maybe they're right, maybe I did kill 100 terrorists, because I know terrorists, some of them are my friends, and I say to terrorists, stop with that terror, and you know what? They stop. No one else knows terror and anti-terror like I do, just like that marine said.\"", ">\n\nRoflcopter", ">\n\nTrump knows whatever shit he says in the media will be reported like it was fact first and have to be proven false later", ">\n\n\n\"There were tears coming down from his eyes. He said: 'If you endorse me, I'll win,'\" said Trump.\n\nlmao trump couldnt come up with something better than this?", ">\n\nSeriously lol. It has a lot of \"and then everyone clapped\" energy.", ">\n\nWow who's gonna vote for Little Crybaby Ronnie?", ">\n\nWell as hard as it is to say it, I believe Trump this time. He just left out that they cried together, holding each other in a swampy embrace. Their Depends touching each other and their tentacles creep out and conjoin so they may exchange long protein strings.", ">\n\nTrump: [proceeds to unzip pantaloons]", ">\n\n\npantaloons\n\nrich people pants", ">\n\nNo, it’s crazypants. Right there in the name: pant-of-loons.", ">\n\nSuper convincing story, just trust him it's true. He's a business man! How else can he be so rich if not being totally honest? Btw the water pressure sucks in Florida, you have to flush multiple times. Terrible, terrible leader.", ">\n\n“He said ‘Sir…’”", ">\n\nLying liars lie.", ">\n\nBigly.", ">\n\nTrump says ~~Santos~~ DeSantis cried. ~~Santos~~ DeSantis will claim that he didn't. One of these serial liars would be telling the truth. That has never happened before so the universe might just explode out of sheer surprise.\nEdit: wrong idiot", ">\n\nSantos or DeSantis?", ">\n\nTrump is such a beacon of truth and integrity. Add irony here.", ">\n\nPoor Cry Baby DeSantis", ">\n\n‘Big, strong’ men can’t stop crying around President Trump. Just ask him.", ">\n\nTrump is unbelievable. After all these years he still sounds like a hurt 8 year old.", ">\n\nIt's times like this that having no history of telling any kind of truth really doesn't work in his favor, as much as I want to believe this.", ">\n\nLike everything else Trump has said, I’m sure this is 100% true.\nHe never lies, right?", ">\n\nTo try to make a rival look bad? He'd never do that.", ">\n\nWhile calling him sir. Yawn. We get it, Donald.", ">\n\nHe is a cringe factory and totally seems like type to cry for something when he really wants it, like a big baby.", ">\n\nLol. These people suck so bad.", ">\n\nCrying is okay, folks.\nTrump and DeSantis are shit people, but crying is okay.", ">\n\nProbably.... and Donald Trump poops himself and is a traitor.", ">\n\nFact: trump lies about everything. Fact: trump denigrates his opponents. As much as I want to believe this, it’s probably bull shit.", ">\n\nThey’re both liars, but somehow I believe this.", ">\n\nAnd then DJT shit his Depends.", ">\n\nWatching the republican party implode this election cycle is going to be schadenfreude like I’ve never experienced before.", ">\n\nEverything this piece of shit ever says is a lie. So I’m going to happily report that this is definitely more bullshit from this traitor’s mouth.\nThat being said, unfortunately his base will still eat this up. Because:\n-The Traitorous Piece of Shit said it so it must be true.\n-DeathSentence cried.\n-Crying is womanly.\n-DeathSentence is a woman.\n-MAGA MAGA MAGA\nSomewhere right now a group of Qdiots are saying some spaghetti style version of the exact talking points above.", ">\n\nTrump can piss in his pants because he wears absorbent diapers. It is probably a medical condition so he should not be ashamed.", ">\n\n\"He probably didn't even cry when he was a baby, and then he said..SIR!\"", ">\n\nStormy claims trump cried when she laughed at his mushroom dick", ">\n\nI had thought DeSantis was a SEAL, and therefore unlikely to be crying. I checked Wikipedia and found out the was a lawyer for the SEALs, so different. \nThen I read that he got a Bronze Star after his Iraq tour, but then I found out that the Bronze star is typically awarded as an upgrade from a MSM in combat zones. \nSo now I'm thinking that the crying story is totes believable.", ">\n\nSo…. By using logic we come to the conclusion that he made Trump cry, amiright? 😱", ">\n\nThis asshat is so fucking predictable." ]

[ "Sooo, this means trump cried in front of someone when seeking endorsement? Putin?", ">\n\nExactly.", ">\n\nWell, now we know exactly who has something over him.", ">\n\nWe do, but we used to, too.", ">\n\nThanks, Mitch.", ">\n\nDonnie DOES love escalators…", ">\n\nSorry for the convenience", ">\n\nI wonder how man times he called Trump \"sir?\"", ">\n\nThis is how it went word for word.\n“Please sir, endorse me sir. How can I be as smart and as good looking as you sir? Or sir, [starts sobbing] you are so wonderful “", ">\n\nDesantis weakly salutes Dear Leader", ">\n\nThe mandatory real-fake cry claim does have Kim-Jong Il vibes.", ">\n\nRed-on-red crime is my favorite kind of crime.", ">\n\nThis one is great hecause half of their base appeal is as tough guys, so telling the nation that one of them was sobbing like a baby in front of the other is a solid move. Now Deathanus has to decide whether to just accept it and be belittled, or start to fight back and fracture the party. 10/10 can’t wait for season finale.", ">\n\nHalf of these guys wouldn’t know the difference between a hatchet and an axe and wouldn’t be able to load and shoot an AR. \nRepublicans in federal government are almost all what they would consider effeminate suburbanites.", ">\n\nIn reality yes. But we know they don’t live there. To them an obese man who wears makeup and lifted shoes while avoiding war because his feet hurt is the epitome of manly.", ">\n\nI love your username. For some reason, that line cracked up my wife and me and we say it all the time.", ">\n\nIt’s so funny how many people get the reference! Workaholics def had its fans but it was never a mainstream smash so it’s crazy how many people recognize one throwaway line from the show!\nNow get in my grapevan pls", ">\n\nCatherine Zeta Jones, she dips beneath lasers, oh oh oh", ">\n\nShe has entrapped me, and Sean Connery! OH oh OH. OH oh OHhh^hh^h", ">\n\nWhen two pieces of shit get together, there will be a whole lot of stories coming out", ">\n\nThis embarrassing DeSantis campaign ad will be played repeatedly as a hit piece. That was some insane level of bootlicking lol. For one rare moment, I think Trump is speaking the truth. DeSantis absolutely cried in front of him and maybe even got on his knees for an endorsement", ">\n\nI had to go show this to my grandma. She screams about Trump and DeSantis til her voice cracks. She said she’s never wished on anyone’s demise before them. And McConnell. The rage in her 4’11”, 74 year old body is immense.", ">\n\nSounds like you've got one righteous grandma", ">\n\nShe marched her lil ass out in January in DC to march with us during Trump’s inauguration. It was actually my 18th birthday and afterwards we stopped and had Ethiopian for the first time. Her first time trying any African food and she still talks about how much she loves it. She sat with me at a tattoo appointment and afterwards we got pizza and ice cream. I love her. She’s an amazing woman.", ">\n\n\nand afterwards we stopped and had Ethiopian\n\nColumbus Circle? Fantastic places up there", ">\n\nWish I could remember. The place was packed. My grandmother and I sat on the end of the table with the vegetarian platter (since i was vegan) so she mostly ate the veg stuff. It was amazing. There’s a good place up in Tampa (Queen of Sheba) but nowhere near as good as this place was.", ">\n\nHe's probably lying but I wouldn't be surprised if its true. Have you ever seen DeSantis in a debate or outside of his hand-picked media reporters? He's so socially awkward and unstable and has the charisma of a garden slug.", ">\n\nTrue. I have noticed him moving his jaw from side to side in nearly every news conference when someone else is at the podium. Odd.", ">\n\nHe's got some kind of behavioral issue. He was never an appealing candidate, but he's surrounded himself and insulated himself with a core group of very politically savvy extremists that are the ones propelling him forward. He's not the political \"genius\" the media paints him out to be. His handlers are but he's an empty suit being controlled by puppeteers.", ">\n\nThat is actually slightly reassuring for someone not so in the know about him, like myself.", ">\n\nIt shouldn't be though. If you start looking in to his core group of advisors and backers these are some terrifying people.", ">\n\nIn so much as it shows his limitations.", ">\n\nTrue, he has many weaknesses. But they cover for them well.", ">\n\nTrump is desperate to make his opponents look effete to distract from his needing to have his hand held as we walked down a ramp or having to grasp a glass with two small hands or needing the power of the military to help him beat Covid.", ">\n\nCovfefe", ">\n\nHamburder flu", ">\n\nPerpetrated by the radical left gang member known as the “Hamburglar”", ">\n\nRobble robble", ">\n\nLots of self-proclaimed “alpha males” are wrestling with some cognitive dissonance today.", ">\n\nThey'll figure it out after praying to their favorite NFT of the day", ">\n\nDeSantis's response is going to be \"you know what makes me cry? CRT. Please clap.\"", ">\n\nIt was Jeb Bush that said “please clap.”", ">\n\nStandard playbook. Muddy the waters to make your opponent look “just as bad or worse” than you.", ">\n\nOr at least make up enough stories so that sane people with busy lives aren’t sure anymore. It’s what they’ve done for Zelenskyy, Thunberg, and Fauci.\nThat being said I wouldn’t be surprised if Desantis cried.", ">\n\nOn the one hand, Trump claims this any time he tells a story about anyone asking him for anything. \"He came to me with tears in his eyes.\" It's a bizarre piece of rhetoric he employs at every given opportunity. I think he thinks it makes him look magnanimous while simultaneously making the other person look weak. I have doubts that anyone has expressed any emotion in front of the man for less than $50,000 any time in the past 20 years.\nOn the other hand, DeSantis has no heart, can probably cry on command, and will crawl on his hands and knees across broken glass to jerk off a syphilitic stray dog into his own mouth if it means he gets what he wants.", ">\n\nNow thats an awful image!", ">\n\nThank you, I crafted it while taking a dump.", ">\n\nHope Georgia prosecutors doesn't forget the tweet where Trump admitted to interfering in the Florida election to make sure Desantis won.", ">\n\nAnd everybody clapped.", ">\n\nI dunno, I imagine a lot of people cry when they have to interact with him.", ">\n\nDesantis...\"I've seen the pee tape, and it is the most humiliation thing I've ever seen. Donald even got some in his mouth.\"", ">\n\nIt's just DJT pissing up into his own mouth on a bed the Obama's slept on at the Kremlin", ">\n\nTo be fair, getting a close up whiff of scrambled Sudafed and BigMac diaper blowouts tends to make one’s eyes run a bit.", ">\n\nDesantis is garbage. But this story likely isn't true. Trump claims people cry in front of him all the time. Many of those people aren't even real, they are just folks he made up in his head in the moment. \n\"This big guy, some say a former marine, a lot of people are saying it, really big, tough guy, and he came to me, tears in his eyes, and he said 'Mister Trump, you saved my life,' and it's true, I did save his life, I fought next to him in Afghanistan, that's what people are saying, and you know what? Maybe they're right, maybe I did kill 100 terrorists, because I know terrorists, some of them are my friends, and I say to terrorists, stop with that terror, and you know what? They stop. No one else knows terror and anti-terror like I do, just like that marine said.\"", ">\n\nRoflcopter", ">\n\nTrump knows whatever shit he says in the media will be reported like it was fact first and have to be proven false later", ">\n\n\n\"There were tears coming down from his eyes. He said: 'If you endorse me, I'll win,'\" said Trump.\n\nlmao trump couldnt come up with something better than this?", ">\n\nSeriously lol. It has a lot of \"and then everyone clapped\" energy.", ">\n\nWow who's gonna vote for Little Crybaby Ronnie?", ">\n\nWell as hard as it is to say it, I believe Trump this time. He just left out that they cried together, holding each other in a swampy embrace. Their Depends touching each other and their tentacles creep out and conjoin so they may exchange long protein strings.", ">\n\nTrump: [proceeds to unzip pantaloons]", ">\n\n\npantaloons\n\nrich people pants", ">\n\nNo, it’s crazypants. Right there in the name: pant-of-loons.", ">\n\nSuper convincing story, just trust him it's true. He's a business man! How else can he be so rich if not being totally honest? Btw the water pressure sucks in Florida, you have to flush multiple times. Terrible, terrible leader.", ">\n\n“He said ‘Sir…’”", ">\n\nLying liars lie.", ">\n\nBigly.", ">\n\nTrump says ~~Santos~~ DeSantis cried. ~~Santos~~ DeSantis will claim that he didn't. One of these serial liars would be telling the truth. That has never happened before so the universe might just explode out of sheer surprise.\nEdit: wrong idiot", ">\n\nSantos or DeSantis?", ">\n\nTrump is such a beacon of truth and integrity. Add irony here.", ">\n\nPoor Cry Baby DeSantis", ">\n\n‘Big, strong’ men can’t stop crying around President Trump. Just ask him.", ">\n\nTrump is unbelievable. After all these years he still sounds like a hurt 8 year old.", ">\n\nIt's times like this that having no history of telling any kind of truth really doesn't work in his favor, as much as I want to believe this.", ">\n\nLike everything else Trump has said, I’m sure this is 100% true.\nHe never lies, right?", ">\n\nTo try to make a rival look bad? He'd never do that.", ">\n\nWhile calling him sir. Yawn. We get it, Donald.", ">\n\nHe is a cringe factory and totally seems like type to cry for something when he really wants it, like a big baby.", ">\n\nLol. These people suck so bad.", ">\n\nCrying is okay, folks.\nTrump and DeSantis are shit people, but crying is okay.", ">\n\nProbably.... and Donald Trump poops himself and is a traitor.", ">\n\nFact: trump lies about everything. Fact: trump denigrates his opponents. As much as I want to believe this, it’s probably bull shit.", ">\n\nThey’re both liars, but somehow I believe this.", ">\n\nAnd then DJT shit his Depends.", ">\n\nWatching the republican party implode this election cycle is going to be schadenfreude like I’ve never experienced before.", ">\n\nEverything this piece of shit ever says is a lie. So I’m going to happily report that this is definitely more bullshit from this traitor’s mouth.\nThat being said, unfortunately his base will still eat this up. Because:\n-The Traitorous Piece of Shit said it so it must be true.\n-DeathSentence cried.\n-Crying is womanly.\n-DeathSentence is a woman.\n-MAGA MAGA MAGA\nSomewhere right now a group of Qdiots are saying some spaghetti style version of the exact talking points above.", ">\n\nTrump can piss in his pants because he wears absorbent diapers. It is probably a medical condition so he should not be ashamed.", ">\n\n\"He probably didn't even cry when he was a baby, and then he said..SIR!\"", ">\n\nStormy claims trump cried when she laughed at his mushroom dick", ">\n\nI had thought DeSantis was a SEAL, and therefore unlikely to be crying. I checked Wikipedia and found out the was a lawyer for the SEALs, so different. \nThen I read that he got a Bronze Star after his Iraq tour, but then I found out that the Bronze star is typically awarded as an upgrade from a MSM in combat zones. \nSo now I'm thinking that the crying story is totes believable.", ">\n\nSo…. By using logic we come to the conclusion that he made Trump cry, amiright? 😱", ">\n\nThis asshat is so fucking predictable.", ">\n\ndo you mean Desantis crying? Or Trump lying?" ]

[ "Sooo, this means trump cried in front of someone when seeking endorsement? Putin?", ">\n\nExactly.", ">\n\nWell, now we know exactly who has something over him.", ">\n\nWe do, but we used to, too.", ">\n\nThanks, Mitch.", ">\n\nDonnie DOES love escalators…", ">\n\nSorry for the convenience", ">\n\nI wonder how man times he called Trump \"sir?\"", ">\n\nThis is how it went word for word.\n“Please sir, endorse me sir. How can I be as smart and as good looking as you sir? Or sir, [starts sobbing] you are so wonderful “", ">\n\nDesantis weakly salutes Dear Leader", ">\n\nThe mandatory real-fake cry claim does have Kim-Jong Il vibes.", ">\n\nRed-on-red crime is my favorite kind of crime.", ">\n\nThis one is great hecause half of their base appeal is as tough guys, so telling the nation that one of them was sobbing like a baby in front of the other is a solid move. Now Deathanus has to decide whether to just accept it and be belittled, or start to fight back and fracture the party. 10/10 can’t wait for season finale.", ">\n\nHalf of these guys wouldn’t know the difference between a hatchet and an axe and wouldn’t be able to load and shoot an AR. \nRepublicans in federal government are almost all what they would consider effeminate suburbanites.", ">\n\nIn reality yes. But we know they don’t live there. To them an obese man who wears makeup and lifted shoes while avoiding war because his feet hurt is the epitome of manly.", ">\n\nI love your username. For some reason, that line cracked up my wife and me and we say it all the time.", ">\n\nIt’s so funny how many people get the reference! Workaholics def had its fans but it was never a mainstream smash so it’s crazy how many people recognize one throwaway line from the show!\nNow get in my grapevan pls", ">\n\nCatherine Zeta Jones, she dips beneath lasers, oh oh oh", ">\n\nShe has entrapped me, and Sean Connery! OH oh OH. OH oh OHhh^hh^h", ">\n\nWhen two pieces of shit get together, there will be a whole lot of stories coming out", ">\n\nThis embarrassing DeSantis campaign ad will be played repeatedly as a hit piece. That was some insane level of bootlicking lol. For one rare moment, I think Trump is speaking the truth. DeSantis absolutely cried in front of him and maybe even got on his knees for an endorsement", ">\n\nI had to go show this to my grandma. She screams about Trump and DeSantis til her voice cracks. She said she’s never wished on anyone’s demise before them. And McConnell. The rage in her 4’11”, 74 year old body is immense.", ">\n\nSounds like you've got one righteous grandma", ">\n\nShe marched her lil ass out in January in DC to march with us during Trump’s inauguration. It was actually my 18th birthday and afterwards we stopped and had Ethiopian for the first time. Her first time trying any African food and she still talks about how much she loves it. She sat with me at a tattoo appointment and afterwards we got pizza and ice cream. I love her. She’s an amazing woman.", ">\n\n\nand afterwards we stopped and had Ethiopian\n\nColumbus Circle? Fantastic places up there", ">\n\nWish I could remember. The place was packed. My grandmother and I sat on the end of the table with the vegetarian platter (since i was vegan) so she mostly ate the veg stuff. It was amazing. There’s a good place up in Tampa (Queen of Sheba) but nowhere near as good as this place was.", ">\n\nHe's probably lying but I wouldn't be surprised if its true. Have you ever seen DeSantis in a debate or outside of his hand-picked media reporters? He's so socially awkward and unstable and has the charisma of a garden slug.", ">\n\nTrue. I have noticed him moving his jaw from side to side in nearly every news conference when someone else is at the podium. Odd.", ">\n\nHe's got some kind of behavioral issue. He was never an appealing candidate, but he's surrounded himself and insulated himself with a core group of very politically savvy extremists that are the ones propelling him forward. He's not the political \"genius\" the media paints him out to be. His handlers are but he's an empty suit being controlled by puppeteers.", ">\n\nThat is actually slightly reassuring for someone not so in the know about him, like myself.", ">\n\nIt shouldn't be though. If you start looking in to his core group of advisors and backers these are some terrifying people.", ">\n\nIn so much as it shows his limitations.", ">\n\nTrue, he has many weaknesses. But they cover for them well.", ">\n\nTrump is desperate to make his opponents look effete to distract from his needing to have his hand held as we walked down a ramp or having to grasp a glass with two small hands or needing the power of the military to help him beat Covid.", ">\n\nCovfefe", ">\n\nHamburder flu", ">\n\nPerpetrated by the radical left gang member known as the “Hamburglar”", ">\n\nRobble robble", ">\n\nLots of self-proclaimed “alpha males” are wrestling with some cognitive dissonance today.", ">\n\nThey'll figure it out after praying to their favorite NFT of the day", ">\n\nDeSantis's response is going to be \"you know what makes me cry? CRT. Please clap.\"", ">\n\nIt was Jeb Bush that said “please clap.”", ">\n\nStandard playbook. Muddy the waters to make your opponent look “just as bad or worse” than you.", ">\n\nOr at least make up enough stories so that sane people with busy lives aren’t sure anymore. It’s what they’ve done for Zelenskyy, Thunberg, and Fauci.\nThat being said I wouldn’t be surprised if Desantis cried.", ">\n\nOn the one hand, Trump claims this any time he tells a story about anyone asking him for anything. \"He came to me with tears in his eyes.\" It's a bizarre piece of rhetoric he employs at every given opportunity. I think he thinks it makes him look magnanimous while simultaneously making the other person look weak. I have doubts that anyone has expressed any emotion in front of the man for less than $50,000 any time in the past 20 years.\nOn the other hand, DeSantis has no heart, can probably cry on command, and will crawl on his hands and knees across broken glass to jerk off a syphilitic stray dog into his own mouth if it means he gets what he wants.", ">\n\nNow thats an awful image!", ">\n\nThank you, I crafted it while taking a dump.", ">\n\nHope Georgia prosecutors doesn't forget the tweet where Trump admitted to interfering in the Florida election to make sure Desantis won.", ">\n\nAnd everybody clapped.", ">\n\nI dunno, I imagine a lot of people cry when they have to interact with him.", ">\n\nDesantis...\"I've seen the pee tape, and it is the most humiliation thing I've ever seen. Donald even got some in his mouth.\"", ">\n\nIt's just DJT pissing up into his own mouth on a bed the Obama's slept on at the Kremlin", ">\n\nTo be fair, getting a close up whiff of scrambled Sudafed and BigMac diaper blowouts tends to make one’s eyes run a bit.", ">\n\nDesantis is garbage. But this story likely isn't true. Trump claims people cry in front of him all the time. Many of those people aren't even real, they are just folks he made up in his head in the moment. \n\"This big guy, some say a former marine, a lot of people are saying it, really big, tough guy, and he came to me, tears in his eyes, and he said 'Mister Trump, you saved my life,' and it's true, I did save his life, I fought next to him in Afghanistan, that's what people are saying, and you know what? Maybe they're right, maybe I did kill 100 terrorists, because I know terrorists, some of them are my friends, and I say to terrorists, stop with that terror, and you know what? They stop. No one else knows terror and anti-terror like I do, just like that marine said.\"", ">\n\nRoflcopter", ">\n\nTrump knows whatever shit he says in the media will be reported like it was fact first and have to be proven false later", ">\n\n\n\"There were tears coming down from his eyes. He said: 'If you endorse me, I'll win,'\" said Trump.\n\nlmao trump couldnt come up with something better than this?", ">\n\nSeriously lol. It has a lot of \"and then everyone clapped\" energy.", ">\n\nWow who's gonna vote for Little Crybaby Ronnie?", ">\n\nWell as hard as it is to say it, I believe Trump this time. He just left out that they cried together, holding each other in a swampy embrace. Their Depends touching each other and their tentacles creep out and conjoin so they may exchange long protein strings.", ">\n\nTrump: [proceeds to unzip pantaloons]", ">\n\n\npantaloons\n\nrich people pants", ">\n\nNo, it’s crazypants. Right there in the name: pant-of-loons.", ">\n\nSuper convincing story, just trust him it's true. He's a business man! How else can he be so rich if not being totally honest? Btw the water pressure sucks in Florida, you have to flush multiple times. Terrible, terrible leader.", ">\n\n“He said ‘Sir…’”", ">\n\nLying liars lie.", ">\n\nBigly.", ">\n\nTrump says ~~Santos~~ DeSantis cried. ~~Santos~~ DeSantis will claim that he didn't. One of these serial liars would be telling the truth. That has never happened before so the universe might just explode out of sheer surprise.\nEdit: wrong idiot", ">\n\nSantos or DeSantis?", ">\n\nTrump is such a beacon of truth and integrity. Add irony here.", ">\n\nPoor Cry Baby DeSantis", ">\n\n‘Big, strong’ men can’t stop crying around President Trump. Just ask him.", ">\n\nTrump is unbelievable. After all these years he still sounds like a hurt 8 year old.", ">\n\nIt's times like this that having no history of telling any kind of truth really doesn't work in his favor, as much as I want to believe this.", ">\n\nLike everything else Trump has said, I’m sure this is 100% true.\nHe never lies, right?", ">\n\nTo try to make a rival look bad? He'd never do that.", ">\n\nWhile calling him sir. Yawn. We get it, Donald.", ">\n\nHe is a cringe factory and totally seems like type to cry for something when he really wants it, like a big baby.", ">\n\nLol. These people suck so bad.", ">\n\nCrying is okay, folks.\nTrump and DeSantis are shit people, but crying is okay.", ">\n\nProbably.... and Donald Trump poops himself and is a traitor.", ">\n\nFact: trump lies about everything. Fact: trump denigrates his opponents. As much as I want to believe this, it’s probably bull shit.", ">\n\nThey’re both liars, but somehow I believe this.", ">\n\nAnd then DJT shit his Depends.", ">\n\nWatching the republican party implode this election cycle is going to be schadenfreude like I’ve never experienced before.", ">\n\nEverything this piece of shit ever says is a lie. So I’m going to happily report that this is definitely more bullshit from this traitor’s mouth.\nThat being said, unfortunately his base will still eat this up. Because:\n-The Traitorous Piece of Shit said it so it must be true.\n-DeathSentence cried.\n-Crying is womanly.\n-DeathSentence is a woman.\n-MAGA MAGA MAGA\nSomewhere right now a group of Qdiots are saying some spaghetti style version of the exact talking points above.", ">\n\nTrump can piss in his pants because he wears absorbent diapers. It is probably a medical condition so he should not be ashamed.", ">\n\n\"He probably didn't even cry when he was a baby, and then he said..SIR!\"", ">\n\nStormy claims trump cried when she laughed at his mushroom dick", ">\n\nI had thought DeSantis was a SEAL, and therefore unlikely to be crying. I checked Wikipedia and found out the was a lawyer for the SEALs, so different. \nThen I read that he got a Bronze Star after his Iraq tour, but then I found out that the Bronze star is typically awarded as an upgrade from a MSM in combat zones. \nSo now I'm thinking that the crying story is totes believable.", ">\n\nSo…. By using logic we come to the conclusion that he made Trump cry, amiright? 😱", ">\n\nThis asshat is so fucking predictable.", ">\n\ndo you mean Desantis crying? Or Trump lying?", ">\n\nAnd called him sir" ]

[ "Sooo, this means trump cried in front of someone when seeking endorsement? Putin?", ">\n\nExactly.", ">\n\nWell, now we know exactly who has something over him.", ">\n\nWe do, but we used to, too.", ">\n\nThanks, Mitch.", ">\n\nDonnie DOES love escalators…", ">\n\nSorry for the convenience", ">\n\nI wonder how man times he called Trump \"sir?\"", ">\n\nThis is how it went word for word.\n“Please sir, endorse me sir. How can I be as smart and as good looking as you sir? Or sir, [starts sobbing] you are so wonderful “", ">\n\nDesantis weakly salutes Dear Leader", ">\n\nThe mandatory real-fake cry claim does have Kim-Jong Il vibes.", ">\n\nRed-on-red crime is my favorite kind of crime.", ">\n\nThis one is great hecause half of their base appeal is as tough guys, so telling the nation that one of them was sobbing like a baby in front of the other is a solid move. Now Deathanus has to decide whether to just accept it and be belittled, or start to fight back and fracture the party. 10/10 can’t wait for season finale.", ">\n\nHalf of these guys wouldn’t know the difference between a hatchet and an axe and wouldn’t be able to load and shoot an AR. \nRepublicans in federal government are almost all what they would consider effeminate suburbanites.", ">\n\nIn reality yes. But we know they don’t live there. To them an obese man who wears makeup and lifted shoes while avoiding war because his feet hurt is the epitome of manly.", ">\n\nI love your username. For some reason, that line cracked up my wife and me and we say it all the time.", ">\n\nIt’s so funny how many people get the reference! Workaholics def had its fans but it was never a mainstream smash so it’s crazy how many people recognize one throwaway line from the show!\nNow get in my grapevan pls", ">\n\nCatherine Zeta Jones, she dips beneath lasers, oh oh oh", ">\n\nShe has entrapped me, and Sean Connery! OH oh OH. OH oh OHhh^hh^h", ">\n\nWhen two pieces of shit get together, there will be a whole lot of stories coming out", ">\n\nThis embarrassing DeSantis campaign ad will be played repeatedly as a hit piece. That was some insane level of bootlicking lol. For one rare moment, I think Trump is speaking the truth. DeSantis absolutely cried in front of him and maybe even got on his knees for an endorsement", ">\n\nI had to go show this to my grandma. She screams about Trump and DeSantis til her voice cracks. She said she’s never wished on anyone’s demise before them. And McConnell. The rage in her 4’11”, 74 year old body is immense.", ">\n\nSounds like you've got one righteous grandma", ">\n\nShe marched her lil ass out in January in DC to march with us during Trump’s inauguration. It was actually my 18th birthday and afterwards we stopped and had Ethiopian for the first time. Her first time trying any African food and she still talks about how much she loves it. She sat with me at a tattoo appointment and afterwards we got pizza and ice cream. I love her. She’s an amazing woman.", ">\n\n\nand afterwards we stopped and had Ethiopian\n\nColumbus Circle? Fantastic places up there", ">\n\nWish I could remember. The place was packed. My grandmother and I sat on the end of the table with the vegetarian platter (since i was vegan) so she mostly ate the veg stuff. It was amazing. There’s a good place up in Tampa (Queen of Sheba) but nowhere near as good as this place was.", ">\n\nHe's probably lying but I wouldn't be surprised if its true. Have you ever seen DeSantis in a debate or outside of his hand-picked media reporters? He's so socially awkward and unstable and has the charisma of a garden slug.", ">\n\nTrue. I have noticed him moving his jaw from side to side in nearly every news conference when someone else is at the podium. Odd.", ">\n\nHe's got some kind of behavioral issue. He was never an appealing candidate, but he's surrounded himself and insulated himself with a core group of very politically savvy extremists that are the ones propelling him forward. He's not the political \"genius\" the media paints him out to be. His handlers are but he's an empty suit being controlled by puppeteers.", ">\n\nThat is actually slightly reassuring for someone not so in the know about him, like myself.", ">\n\nIt shouldn't be though. If you start looking in to his core group of advisors and backers these are some terrifying people.", ">\n\nIn so much as it shows his limitations.", ">\n\nTrue, he has many weaknesses. But they cover for them well.", ">\n\nTrump is desperate to make his opponents look effete to distract from his needing to have his hand held as we walked down a ramp or having to grasp a glass with two small hands or needing the power of the military to help him beat Covid.", ">\n\nCovfefe", ">\n\nHamburder flu", ">\n\nPerpetrated by the radical left gang member known as the “Hamburglar”", ">\n\nRobble robble", ">\n\nLots of self-proclaimed “alpha males” are wrestling with some cognitive dissonance today.", ">\n\nThey'll figure it out after praying to their favorite NFT of the day", ">\n\nDeSantis's response is going to be \"you know what makes me cry? CRT. Please clap.\"", ">\n\nIt was Jeb Bush that said “please clap.”", ">\n\nStandard playbook. Muddy the waters to make your opponent look “just as bad or worse” than you.", ">\n\nOr at least make up enough stories so that sane people with busy lives aren’t sure anymore. It’s what they’ve done for Zelenskyy, Thunberg, and Fauci.\nThat being said I wouldn’t be surprised if Desantis cried.", ">\n\nOn the one hand, Trump claims this any time he tells a story about anyone asking him for anything. \"He came to me with tears in his eyes.\" It's a bizarre piece of rhetoric he employs at every given opportunity. I think he thinks it makes him look magnanimous while simultaneously making the other person look weak. I have doubts that anyone has expressed any emotion in front of the man for less than $50,000 any time in the past 20 years.\nOn the other hand, DeSantis has no heart, can probably cry on command, and will crawl on his hands and knees across broken glass to jerk off a syphilitic stray dog into his own mouth if it means he gets what he wants.", ">\n\nNow thats an awful image!", ">\n\nThank you, I crafted it while taking a dump.", ">\n\nHope Georgia prosecutors doesn't forget the tweet where Trump admitted to interfering in the Florida election to make sure Desantis won.", ">\n\nAnd everybody clapped.", ">\n\nI dunno, I imagine a lot of people cry when they have to interact with him.", ">\n\nDesantis...\"I've seen the pee tape, and it is the most humiliation thing I've ever seen. Donald even got some in his mouth.\"", ">\n\nIt's just DJT pissing up into his own mouth on a bed the Obama's slept on at the Kremlin", ">\n\nTo be fair, getting a close up whiff of scrambled Sudafed and BigMac diaper blowouts tends to make one’s eyes run a bit.", ">\n\nDesantis is garbage. But this story likely isn't true. Trump claims people cry in front of him all the time. Many of those people aren't even real, they are just folks he made up in his head in the moment. \n\"This big guy, some say a former marine, a lot of people are saying it, really big, tough guy, and he came to me, tears in his eyes, and he said 'Mister Trump, you saved my life,' and it's true, I did save his life, I fought next to him in Afghanistan, that's what people are saying, and you know what? Maybe they're right, maybe I did kill 100 terrorists, because I know terrorists, some of them are my friends, and I say to terrorists, stop with that terror, and you know what? They stop. No one else knows terror and anti-terror like I do, just like that marine said.\"", ">\n\nRoflcopter", ">\n\nTrump knows whatever shit he says in the media will be reported like it was fact first and have to be proven false later", ">\n\n\n\"There were tears coming down from his eyes. He said: 'If you endorse me, I'll win,'\" said Trump.\n\nlmao trump couldnt come up with something better than this?", ">\n\nSeriously lol. It has a lot of \"and then everyone clapped\" energy.", ">\n\nWow who's gonna vote for Little Crybaby Ronnie?", ">\n\nWell as hard as it is to say it, I believe Trump this time. He just left out that they cried together, holding each other in a swampy embrace. Their Depends touching each other and their tentacles creep out and conjoin so they may exchange long protein strings.", ">\n\nTrump: [proceeds to unzip pantaloons]", ">\n\n\npantaloons\n\nrich people pants", ">\n\nNo, it’s crazypants. Right there in the name: pant-of-loons.", ">\n\nSuper convincing story, just trust him it's true. He's a business man! How else can he be so rich if not being totally honest? Btw the water pressure sucks in Florida, you have to flush multiple times. Terrible, terrible leader.", ">\n\n“He said ‘Sir…’”", ">\n\nLying liars lie.", ">\n\nBigly.", ">\n\nTrump says ~~Santos~~ DeSantis cried. ~~Santos~~ DeSantis will claim that he didn't. One of these serial liars would be telling the truth. That has never happened before so the universe might just explode out of sheer surprise.\nEdit: wrong idiot", ">\n\nSantos or DeSantis?", ">\n\nTrump is such a beacon of truth and integrity. Add irony here.", ">\n\nPoor Cry Baby DeSantis", ">\n\n‘Big, strong’ men can’t stop crying around President Trump. Just ask him.", ">\n\nTrump is unbelievable. After all these years he still sounds like a hurt 8 year old.", ">\n\nIt's times like this that having no history of telling any kind of truth really doesn't work in his favor, as much as I want to believe this.", ">\n\nLike everything else Trump has said, I’m sure this is 100% true.\nHe never lies, right?", ">\n\nTo try to make a rival look bad? He'd never do that.", ">\n\nWhile calling him sir. Yawn. We get it, Donald.", ">\n\nHe is a cringe factory and totally seems like type to cry for something when he really wants it, like a big baby.", ">\n\nLol. These people suck so bad.", ">\n\nCrying is okay, folks.\nTrump and DeSantis are shit people, but crying is okay.", ">\n\nProbably.... and Donald Trump poops himself and is a traitor.", ">\n\nFact: trump lies about everything. Fact: trump denigrates his opponents. As much as I want to believe this, it’s probably bull shit.", ">\n\nThey’re both liars, but somehow I believe this.", ">\n\nAnd then DJT shit his Depends.", ">\n\nWatching the republican party implode this election cycle is going to be schadenfreude like I’ve never experienced before.", ">\n\nEverything this piece of shit ever says is a lie. So I’m going to happily report that this is definitely more bullshit from this traitor’s mouth.\nThat being said, unfortunately his base will still eat this up. Because:\n-The Traitorous Piece of Shit said it so it must be true.\n-DeathSentence cried.\n-Crying is womanly.\n-DeathSentence is a woman.\n-MAGA MAGA MAGA\nSomewhere right now a group of Qdiots are saying some spaghetti style version of the exact talking points above.", ">\n\nTrump can piss in his pants because he wears absorbent diapers. It is probably a medical condition so he should not be ashamed.", ">\n\n\"He probably didn't even cry when he was a baby, and then he said..SIR!\"", ">\n\nStormy claims trump cried when she laughed at his mushroom dick", ">\n\nI had thought DeSantis was a SEAL, and therefore unlikely to be crying. I checked Wikipedia and found out the was a lawyer for the SEALs, so different. \nThen I read that he got a Bronze Star after his Iraq tour, but then I found out that the Bronze star is typically awarded as an upgrade from a MSM in combat zones. \nSo now I'm thinking that the crying story is totes believable.", ">\n\nSo…. By using logic we come to the conclusion that he made Trump cry, amiright? 😱", ">\n\nThis asshat is so fucking predictable.", ">\n\ndo you mean Desantis crying? Or Trump lying?", ">\n\nAnd called him sir", ">\n\nNext he'll call his wife ugly" ]

[ "Sooo, this means trump cried in front of someone when seeking endorsement? Putin?", ">\n\nExactly.", ">\n\nWell, now we know exactly who has something over him.", ">\n\nWe do, but we used to, too.", ">\n\nThanks, Mitch.", ">\n\nDonnie DOES love escalators…", ">\n\nSorry for the convenience", ">\n\nI wonder how man times he called Trump \"sir?\"", ">\n\nThis is how it went word for word.\n“Please sir, endorse me sir. How can I be as smart and as good looking as you sir? Or sir, [starts sobbing] you are so wonderful “", ">\n\nDesantis weakly salutes Dear Leader", ">\n\nThe mandatory real-fake cry claim does have Kim-Jong Il vibes.", ">\n\nRed-on-red crime is my favorite kind of crime.", ">\n\nThis one is great hecause half of their base appeal is as tough guys, so telling the nation that one of them was sobbing like a baby in front of the other is a solid move. Now Deathanus has to decide whether to just accept it and be belittled, or start to fight back and fracture the party. 10/10 can’t wait for season finale.", ">\n\nHalf of these guys wouldn’t know the difference between a hatchet and an axe and wouldn’t be able to load and shoot an AR. \nRepublicans in federal government are almost all what they would consider effeminate suburbanites.", ">\n\nIn reality yes. But we know they don’t live there. To them an obese man who wears makeup and lifted shoes while avoiding war because his feet hurt is the epitome of manly.", ">\n\nI love your username. For some reason, that line cracked up my wife and me and we say it all the time.", ">\n\nIt’s so funny how many people get the reference! Workaholics def had its fans but it was never a mainstream smash so it’s crazy how many people recognize one throwaway line from the show!\nNow get in my grapevan pls", ">\n\nCatherine Zeta Jones, she dips beneath lasers, oh oh oh", ">\n\nShe has entrapped me, and Sean Connery! OH oh OH. OH oh OHhh^hh^h", ">\n\nWhen two pieces of shit get together, there will be a whole lot of stories coming out", ">\n\nThis embarrassing DeSantis campaign ad will be played repeatedly as a hit piece. That was some insane level of bootlicking lol. For one rare moment, I think Trump is speaking the truth. DeSantis absolutely cried in front of him and maybe even got on his knees for an endorsement", ">\n\nI had to go show this to my grandma. She screams about Trump and DeSantis til her voice cracks. She said she’s never wished on anyone’s demise before them. And McConnell. The rage in her 4’11”, 74 year old body is immense.", ">\n\nSounds like you've got one righteous grandma", ">\n\nShe marched her lil ass out in January in DC to march with us during Trump’s inauguration. It was actually my 18th birthday and afterwards we stopped and had Ethiopian for the first time. Her first time trying any African food and she still talks about how much she loves it. She sat with me at a tattoo appointment and afterwards we got pizza and ice cream. I love her. She’s an amazing woman.", ">\n\n\nand afterwards we stopped and had Ethiopian\n\nColumbus Circle? Fantastic places up there", ">\n\nWish I could remember. The place was packed. My grandmother and I sat on the end of the table with the vegetarian platter (since i was vegan) so she mostly ate the veg stuff. It was amazing. There’s a good place up in Tampa (Queen of Sheba) but nowhere near as good as this place was.", ">\n\nHe's probably lying but I wouldn't be surprised if its true. Have you ever seen DeSantis in a debate or outside of his hand-picked media reporters? He's so socially awkward and unstable and has the charisma of a garden slug.", ">\n\nTrue. I have noticed him moving his jaw from side to side in nearly every news conference when someone else is at the podium. Odd.", ">\n\nHe's got some kind of behavioral issue. He was never an appealing candidate, but he's surrounded himself and insulated himself with a core group of very politically savvy extremists that are the ones propelling him forward. He's not the political \"genius\" the media paints him out to be. His handlers are but he's an empty suit being controlled by puppeteers.", ">\n\nThat is actually slightly reassuring for someone not so in the know about him, like myself.", ">\n\nIt shouldn't be though. If you start looking in to his core group of advisors and backers these are some terrifying people.", ">\n\nIn so much as it shows his limitations.", ">\n\nTrue, he has many weaknesses. But they cover for them well.", ">\n\nTrump is desperate to make his opponents look effete to distract from his needing to have his hand held as we walked down a ramp or having to grasp a glass with two small hands or needing the power of the military to help him beat Covid.", ">\n\nCovfefe", ">\n\nHamburder flu", ">\n\nPerpetrated by the radical left gang member known as the “Hamburglar”", ">\n\nRobble robble", ">\n\nLots of self-proclaimed “alpha males” are wrestling with some cognitive dissonance today.", ">\n\nThey'll figure it out after praying to their favorite NFT of the day", ">\n\nDeSantis's response is going to be \"you know what makes me cry? CRT. Please clap.\"", ">\n\nIt was Jeb Bush that said “please clap.”", ">\n\nStandard playbook. Muddy the waters to make your opponent look “just as bad or worse” than you.", ">\n\nOr at least make up enough stories so that sane people with busy lives aren’t sure anymore. It’s what they’ve done for Zelenskyy, Thunberg, and Fauci.\nThat being said I wouldn’t be surprised if Desantis cried.", ">\n\nOn the one hand, Trump claims this any time he tells a story about anyone asking him for anything. \"He came to me with tears in his eyes.\" It's a bizarre piece of rhetoric he employs at every given opportunity. I think he thinks it makes him look magnanimous while simultaneously making the other person look weak. I have doubts that anyone has expressed any emotion in front of the man for less than $50,000 any time in the past 20 years.\nOn the other hand, DeSantis has no heart, can probably cry on command, and will crawl on his hands and knees across broken glass to jerk off a syphilitic stray dog into his own mouth if it means he gets what he wants.", ">\n\nNow thats an awful image!", ">\n\nThank you, I crafted it while taking a dump.", ">\n\nHope Georgia prosecutors doesn't forget the tweet where Trump admitted to interfering in the Florida election to make sure Desantis won.", ">\n\nAnd everybody clapped.", ">\n\nI dunno, I imagine a lot of people cry when they have to interact with him.", ">\n\nDesantis...\"I've seen the pee tape, and it is the most humiliation thing I've ever seen. Donald even got some in his mouth.\"", ">\n\nIt's just DJT pissing up into his own mouth on a bed the Obama's slept on at the Kremlin", ">\n\nTo be fair, getting a close up whiff of scrambled Sudafed and BigMac diaper blowouts tends to make one’s eyes run a bit.", ">\n\nDesantis is garbage. But this story likely isn't true. Trump claims people cry in front of him all the time. Many of those people aren't even real, they are just folks he made up in his head in the moment. \n\"This big guy, some say a former marine, a lot of people are saying it, really big, tough guy, and he came to me, tears in his eyes, and he said 'Mister Trump, you saved my life,' and it's true, I did save his life, I fought next to him in Afghanistan, that's what people are saying, and you know what? Maybe they're right, maybe I did kill 100 terrorists, because I know terrorists, some of them are my friends, and I say to terrorists, stop with that terror, and you know what? They stop. No one else knows terror and anti-terror like I do, just like that marine said.\"", ">\n\nRoflcopter", ">\n\nTrump knows whatever shit he says in the media will be reported like it was fact first and have to be proven false later", ">\n\n\n\"There were tears coming down from his eyes. He said: 'If you endorse me, I'll win,'\" said Trump.\n\nlmao trump couldnt come up with something better than this?", ">\n\nSeriously lol. It has a lot of \"and then everyone clapped\" energy.", ">\n\nWow who's gonna vote for Little Crybaby Ronnie?", ">\n\nWell as hard as it is to say it, I believe Trump this time. He just left out that they cried together, holding each other in a swampy embrace. Their Depends touching each other and their tentacles creep out and conjoin so they may exchange long protein strings.", ">\n\nTrump: [proceeds to unzip pantaloons]", ">\n\n\npantaloons\n\nrich people pants", ">\n\nNo, it’s crazypants. Right there in the name: pant-of-loons.", ">\n\nSuper convincing story, just trust him it's true. He's a business man! How else can he be so rich if not being totally honest? Btw the water pressure sucks in Florida, you have to flush multiple times. Terrible, terrible leader.", ">\n\n“He said ‘Sir…’”", ">\n\nLying liars lie.", ">\n\nBigly.", ">\n\nTrump says ~~Santos~~ DeSantis cried. ~~Santos~~ DeSantis will claim that he didn't. One of these serial liars would be telling the truth. That has never happened before so the universe might just explode out of sheer surprise.\nEdit: wrong idiot", ">\n\nSantos or DeSantis?", ">\n\nTrump is such a beacon of truth and integrity. Add irony here.", ">\n\nPoor Cry Baby DeSantis", ">\n\n‘Big, strong’ men can’t stop crying around President Trump. Just ask him.", ">\n\nTrump is unbelievable. After all these years he still sounds like a hurt 8 year old.", ">\n\nIt's times like this that having no history of telling any kind of truth really doesn't work in his favor, as much as I want to believe this.", ">\n\nLike everything else Trump has said, I’m sure this is 100% true.\nHe never lies, right?", ">\n\nTo try to make a rival look bad? He'd never do that.", ">\n\nWhile calling him sir. Yawn. We get it, Donald.", ">\n\nHe is a cringe factory and totally seems like type to cry for something when he really wants it, like a big baby.", ">\n\nLol. These people suck so bad.", ">\n\nCrying is okay, folks.\nTrump and DeSantis are shit people, but crying is okay.", ">\n\nProbably.... and Donald Trump poops himself and is a traitor.", ">\n\nFact: trump lies about everything. Fact: trump denigrates his opponents. As much as I want to believe this, it’s probably bull shit.", ">\n\nThey’re both liars, but somehow I believe this.", ">\n\nAnd then DJT shit his Depends.", ">\n\nWatching the republican party implode this election cycle is going to be schadenfreude like I’ve never experienced before.", ">\n\nEverything this piece of shit ever says is a lie. So I’m going to happily report that this is definitely more bullshit from this traitor’s mouth.\nThat being said, unfortunately his base will still eat this up. Because:\n-The Traitorous Piece of Shit said it so it must be true.\n-DeathSentence cried.\n-Crying is womanly.\n-DeathSentence is a woman.\n-MAGA MAGA MAGA\nSomewhere right now a group of Qdiots are saying some spaghetti style version of the exact talking points above.", ">\n\nTrump can piss in his pants because he wears absorbent diapers. It is probably a medical condition so he should not be ashamed.", ">\n\n\"He probably didn't even cry when he was a baby, and then he said..SIR!\"", ">\n\nStormy claims trump cried when she laughed at his mushroom dick", ">\n\nI had thought DeSantis was a SEAL, and therefore unlikely to be crying. I checked Wikipedia and found out the was a lawyer for the SEALs, so different. \nThen I read that he got a Bronze Star after his Iraq tour, but then I found out that the Bronze star is typically awarded as an upgrade from a MSM in combat zones. \nSo now I'm thinking that the crying story is totes believable.", ">\n\nSo…. By using logic we come to the conclusion that he made Trump cry, amiright? 😱", ">\n\nThis asshat is so fucking predictable.", ">\n\ndo you mean Desantis crying? Or Trump lying?", ">\n\nAnd called him sir", ">\n\nNext he'll call his wife ugly", ">\n\nOr say that she has secrets about where she worked.\nOr that his dad killed JFK." ]

[ "Sooo, this means trump cried in front of someone when seeking endorsement? Putin?", ">\n\nExactly.", ">\n\nWell, now we know exactly who has something over him.", ">\n\nWe do, but we used to, too.", ">\n\nThanks, Mitch.", ">\n\nDonnie DOES love escalators…", ">\n\nSorry for the convenience", ">\n\nI wonder how man times he called Trump \"sir?\"", ">\n\nThis is how it went word for word.\n“Please sir, endorse me sir. How can I be as smart and as good looking as you sir? Or sir, [starts sobbing] you are so wonderful “", ">\n\nDesantis weakly salutes Dear Leader", ">\n\nThe mandatory real-fake cry claim does have Kim-Jong Il vibes.", ">\n\nRed-on-red crime is my favorite kind of crime.", ">\n\nThis one is great hecause half of their base appeal is as tough guys, so telling the nation that one of them was sobbing like a baby in front of the other is a solid move. Now Deathanus has to decide whether to just accept it and be belittled, or start to fight back and fracture the party. 10/10 can’t wait for season finale.", ">\n\nHalf of these guys wouldn’t know the difference between a hatchet and an axe and wouldn’t be able to load and shoot an AR. \nRepublicans in federal government are almost all what they would consider effeminate suburbanites.", ">\n\nIn reality yes. But we know they don’t live there. To them an obese man who wears makeup and lifted shoes while avoiding war because his feet hurt is the epitome of manly.", ">\n\nI love your username. For some reason, that line cracked up my wife and me and we say it all the time.", ">\n\nIt’s so funny how many people get the reference! Workaholics def had its fans but it was never a mainstream smash so it’s crazy how many people recognize one throwaway line from the show!\nNow get in my grapevan pls", ">\n\nCatherine Zeta Jones, she dips beneath lasers, oh oh oh", ">\n\nShe has entrapped me, and Sean Connery! OH oh OH. OH oh OHhh^hh^h", ">\n\nWhen two pieces of shit get together, there will be a whole lot of stories coming out", ">\n\nThis embarrassing DeSantis campaign ad will be played repeatedly as a hit piece. That was some insane level of bootlicking lol. For one rare moment, I think Trump is speaking the truth. DeSantis absolutely cried in front of him and maybe even got on his knees for an endorsement", ">\n\nI had to go show this to my grandma. She screams about Trump and DeSantis til her voice cracks. She said she’s never wished on anyone’s demise before them. And McConnell. The rage in her 4’11”, 74 year old body is immense.", ">\n\nSounds like you've got one righteous grandma", ">\n\nShe marched her lil ass out in January in DC to march with us during Trump’s inauguration. It was actually my 18th birthday and afterwards we stopped and had Ethiopian for the first time. Her first time trying any African food and she still talks about how much she loves it. She sat with me at a tattoo appointment and afterwards we got pizza and ice cream. I love her. She’s an amazing woman.", ">\n\n\nand afterwards we stopped and had Ethiopian\n\nColumbus Circle? Fantastic places up there", ">\n\nWish I could remember. The place was packed. My grandmother and I sat on the end of the table with the vegetarian platter (since i was vegan) so she mostly ate the veg stuff. It was amazing. There’s a good place up in Tampa (Queen of Sheba) but nowhere near as good as this place was.", ">\n\nHe's probably lying but I wouldn't be surprised if its true. Have you ever seen DeSantis in a debate or outside of his hand-picked media reporters? He's so socially awkward and unstable and has the charisma of a garden slug.", ">\n\nTrue. I have noticed him moving his jaw from side to side in nearly every news conference when someone else is at the podium. Odd.", ">\n\nHe's got some kind of behavioral issue. He was never an appealing candidate, but he's surrounded himself and insulated himself with a core group of very politically savvy extremists that are the ones propelling him forward. He's not the political \"genius\" the media paints him out to be. His handlers are but he's an empty suit being controlled by puppeteers.", ">\n\nThat is actually slightly reassuring for someone not so in the know about him, like myself.", ">\n\nIt shouldn't be though. If you start looking in to his core group of advisors and backers these are some terrifying people.", ">\n\nIn so much as it shows his limitations.", ">\n\nTrue, he has many weaknesses. But they cover for them well.", ">\n\nTrump is desperate to make his opponents look effete to distract from his needing to have his hand held as we walked down a ramp or having to grasp a glass with two small hands or needing the power of the military to help him beat Covid.", ">\n\nCovfefe", ">\n\nHamburder flu", ">\n\nPerpetrated by the radical left gang member known as the “Hamburglar”", ">\n\nRobble robble", ">\n\nLots of self-proclaimed “alpha males” are wrestling with some cognitive dissonance today.", ">\n\nThey'll figure it out after praying to their favorite NFT of the day", ">\n\nDeSantis's response is going to be \"you know what makes me cry? CRT. Please clap.\"", ">\n\nIt was Jeb Bush that said “please clap.”", ">\n\nStandard playbook. Muddy the waters to make your opponent look “just as bad or worse” than you.", ">\n\nOr at least make up enough stories so that sane people with busy lives aren’t sure anymore. It’s what they’ve done for Zelenskyy, Thunberg, and Fauci.\nThat being said I wouldn’t be surprised if Desantis cried.", ">\n\nOn the one hand, Trump claims this any time he tells a story about anyone asking him for anything. \"He came to me with tears in his eyes.\" It's a bizarre piece of rhetoric he employs at every given opportunity. I think he thinks it makes him look magnanimous while simultaneously making the other person look weak. I have doubts that anyone has expressed any emotion in front of the man for less than $50,000 any time in the past 20 years.\nOn the other hand, DeSantis has no heart, can probably cry on command, and will crawl on his hands and knees across broken glass to jerk off a syphilitic stray dog into his own mouth if it means he gets what he wants.", ">\n\nNow thats an awful image!", ">\n\nThank you, I crafted it while taking a dump.", ">\n\nHope Georgia prosecutors doesn't forget the tweet where Trump admitted to interfering in the Florida election to make sure Desantis won.", ">\n\nAnd everybody clapped.", ">\n\nI dunno, I imagine a lot of people cry when they have to interact with him.", ">\n\nDesantis...\"I've seen the pee tape, and it is the most humiliation thing I've ever seen. Donald even got some in his mouth.\"", ">\n\nIt's just DJT pissing up into his own mouth on a bed the Obama's slept on at the Kremlin", ">\n\nTo be fair, getting a close up whiff of scrambled Sudafed and BigMac diaper blowouts tends to make one’s eyes run a bit.", ">\n\nDesantis is garbage. But this story likely isn't true. Trump claims people cry in front of him all the time. Many of those people aren't even real, they are just folks he made up in his head in the moment. \n\"This big guy, some say a former marine, a lot of people are saying it, really big, tough guy, and he came to me, tears in his eyes, and he said 'Mister Trump, you saved my life,' and it's true, I did save his life, I fought next to him in Afghanistan, that's what people are saying, and you know what? Maybe they're right, maybe I did kill 100 terrorists, because I know terrorists, some of them are my friends, and I say to terrorists, stop with that terror, and you know what? They stop. No one else knows terror and anti-terror like I do, just like that marine said.\"", ">\n\nRoflcopter", ">\n\nTrump knows whatever shit he says in the media will be reported like it was fact first and have to be proven false later", ">\n\n\n\"There were tears coming down from his eyes. He said: 'If you endorse me, I'll win,'\" said Trump.\n\nlmao trump couldnt come up with something better than this?", ">\n\nSeriously lol. It has a lot of \"and then everyone clapped\" energy.", ">\n\nWow who's gonna vote for Little Crybaby Ronnie?", ">\n\nWell as hard as it is to say it, I believe Trump this time. He just left out that they cried together, holding each other in a swampy embrace. Their Depends touching each other and their tentacles creep out and conjoin so they may exchange long protein strings.", ">\n\nTrump: [proceeds to unzip pantaloons]", ">\n\n\npantaloons\n\nrich people pants", ">\n\nNo, it’s crazypants. Right there in the name: pant-of-loons.", ">\n\nSuper convincing story, just trust him it's true. He's a business man! How else can he be so rich if not being totally honest? Btw the water pressure sucks in Florida, you have to flush multiple times. Terrible, terrible leader.", ">\n\n“He said ‘Sir…’”", ">\n\nLying liars lie.", ">\n\nBigly.", ">\n\nTrump says ~~Santos~~ DeSantis cried. ~~Santos~~ DeSantis will claim that he didn't. One of these serial liars would be telling the truth. That has never happened before so the universe might just explode out of sheer surprise.\nEdit: wrong idiot", ">\n\nSantos or DeSantis?", ">\n\nTrump is such a beacon of truth and integrity. Add irony here.", ">\n\nPoor Cry Baby DeSantis", ">\n\n‘Big, strong’ men can’t stop crying around President Trump. Just ask him.", ">\n\nTrump is unbelievable. After all these years he still sounds like a hurt 8 year old.", ">\n\nIt's times like this that having no history of telling any kind of truth really doesn't work in his favor, as much as I want to believe this.", ">\n\nLike everything else Trump has said, I’m sure this is 100% true.\nHe never lies, right?", ">\n\nTo try to make a rival look bad? He'd never do that.", ">\n\nWhile calling him sir. Yawn. We get it, Donald.", ">\n\nHe is a cringe factory and totally seems like type to cry for something when he really wants it, like a big baby.", ">\n\nLol. These people suck so bad.", ">\n\nCrying is okay, folks.\nTrump and DeSantis are shit people, but crying is okay.", ">\n\nProbably.... and Donald Trump poops himself and is a traitor.", ">\n\nFact: trump lies about everything. Fact: trump denigrates his opponents. As much as I want to believe this, it’s probably bull shit.", ">\n\nThey’re both liars, but somehow I believe this.", ">\n\nAnd then DJT shit his Depends.", ">\n\nWatching the republican party implode this election cycle is going to be schadenfreude like I’ve never experienced before.", ">\n\nEverything this piece of shit ever says is a lie. So I’m going to happily report that this is definitely more bullshit from this traitor’s mouth.\nThat being said, unfortunately his base will still eat this up. Because:\n-The Traitorous Piece of Shit said it so it must be true.\n-DeathSentence cried.\n-Crying is womanly.\n-DeathSentence is a woman.\n-MAGA MAGA MAGA\nSomewhere right now a group of Qdiots are saying some spaghetti style version of the exact talking points above.", ">\n\nTrump can piss in his pants because he wears absorbent diapers. It is probably a medical condition so he should not be ashamed.", ">\n\n\"He probably didn't even cry when he was a baby, and then he said..SIR!\"", ">\n\nStormy claims trump cried when she laughed at his mushroom dick", ">\n\nI had thought DeSantis was a SEAL, and therefore unlikely to be crying. I checked Wikipedia and found out the was a lawyer for the SEALs, so different. \nThen I read that he got a Bronze Star after his Iraq tour, but then I found out that the Bronze star is typically awarded as an upgrade from a MSM in combat zones. \nSo now I'm thinking that the crying story is totes believable.", ">\n\nSo…. By using logic we come to the conclusion that he made Trump cry, amiright? 😱", ">\n\nThis asshat is so fucking predictable.", ">\n\ndo you mean Desantis crying? Or Trump lying?", ">\n\nAnd called him sir", ">\n\nNext he'll call his wife ugly", ">\n\nOr say that she has secrets about where she worked.\nOr that his dad killed JFK.", ">\n\nNeither of these fascist deserve to be president." ]

[ "Sooo, this means trump cried in front of someone when seeking endorsement? Putin?", ">\n\nExactly.", ">\n\nWell, now we know exactly who has something over him.", ">\n\nWe do, but we used to, too.", ">\n\nThanks, Mitch.", ">\n\nDonnie DOES love escalators…", ">\n\nSorry for the convenience", ">\n\nI wonder how man times he called Trump \"sir?\"", ">\n\nThis is how it went word for word.\n“Please sir, endorse me sir. How can I be as smart and as good looking as you sir? Or sir, [starts sobbing] you are so wonderful “", ">\n\nDesantis weakly salutes Dear Leader", ">\n\nThe mandatory real-fake cry claim does have Kim-Jong Il vibes.", ">\n\nRed-on-red crime is my favorite kind of crime.", ">\n\nThis one is great hecause half of their base appeal is as tough guys, so telling the nation that one of them was sobbing like a baby in front of the other is a solid move. Now Deathanus has to decide whether to just accept it and be belittled, or start to fight back and fracture the party. 10/10 can’t wait for season finale.", ">\n\nHalf of these guys wouldn’t know the difference between a hatchet and an axe and wouldn’t be able to load and shoot an AR. \nRepublicans in federal government are almost all what they would consider effeminate suburbanites.", ">\n\nIn reality yes. But we know they don’t live there. To them an obese man who wears makeup and lifted shoes while avoiding war because his feet hurt is the epitome of manly.", ">\n\nI love your username. For some reason, that line cracked up my wife and me and we say it all the time.", ">\n\nIt’s so funny how many people get the reference! Workaholics def had its fans but it was never a mainstream smash so it’s crazy how many people recognize one throwaway line from the show!\nNow get in my grapevan pls", ">\n\nCatherine Zeta Jones, she dips beneath lasers, oh oh oh", ">\n\nShe has entrapped me, and Sean Connery! OH oh OH. OH oh OHhh^hh^h", ">\n\nWhen two pieces of shit get together, there will be a whole lot of stories coming out", ">\n\nThis embarrassing DeSantis campaign ad will be played repeatedly as a hit piece. That was some insane level of bootlicking lol. For one rare moment, I think Trump is speaking the truth. DeSantis absolutely cried in front of him and maybe even got on his knees for an endorsement", ">\n\nI had to go show this to my grandma. She screams about Trump and DeSantis til her voice cracks. She said she’s never wished on anyone’s demise before them. And McConnell. The rage in her 4’11”, 74 year old body is immense.", ">\n\nSounds like you've got one righteous grandma", ">\n\nShe marched her lil ass out in January in DC to march with us during Trump’s inauguration. It was actually my 18th birthday and afterwards we stopped and had Ethiopian for the first time. Her first time trying any African food and she still talks about how much she loves it. She sat with me at a tattoo appointment and afterwards we got pizza and ice cream. I love her. She’s an amazing woman.", ">\n\n\nand afterwards we stopped and had Ethiopian\n\nColumbus Circle? Fantastic places up there", ">\n\nWish I could remember. The place was packed. My grandmother and I sat on the end of the table with the vegetarian platter (since i was vegan) so she mostly ate the veg stuff. It was amazing. There’s a good place up in Tampa (Queen of Sheba) but nowhere near as good as this place was.", ">\n\nHe's probably lying but I wouldn't be surprised if its true. Have you ever seen DeSantis in a debate or outside of his hand-picked media reporters? He's so socially awkward and unstable and has the charisma of a garden slug.", ">\n\nTrue. I have noticed him moving his jaw from side to side in nearly every news conference when someone else is at the podium. Odd.", ">\n\nHe's got some kind of behavioral issue. He was never an appealing candidate, but he's surrounded himself and insulated himself with a core group of very politically savvy extremists that are the ones propelling him forward. He's not the political \"genius\" the media paints him out to be. His handlers are but he's an empty suit being controlled by puppeteers.", ">\n\nThat is actually slightly reassuring for someone not so in the know about him, like myself.", ">\n\nIt shouldn't be though. If you start looking in to his core group of advisors and backers these are some terrifying people.", ">\n\nIn so much as it shows his limitations.", ">\n\nTrue, he has many weaknesses. But they cover for them well.", ">\n\nTrump is desperate to make his opponents look effete to distract from his needing to have his hand held as we walked down a ramp or having to grasp a glass with two small hands or needing the power of the military to help him beat Covid.", ">\n\nCovfefe", ">\n\nHamburder flu", ">\n\nPerpetrated by the radical left gang member known as the “Hamburglar”", ">\n\nRobble robble", ">\n\nLots of self-proclaimed “alpha males” are wrestling with some cognitive dissonance today.", ">\n\nThey'll figure it out after praying to their favorite NFT of the day", ">\n\nDeSantis's response is going to be \"you know what makes me cry? CRT. Please clap.\"", ">\n\nIt was Jeb Bush that said “please clap.”", ">\n\nStandard playbook. Muddy the waters to make your opponent look “just as bad or worse” than you.", ">\n\nOr at least make up enough stories so that sane people with busy lives aren’t sure anymore. It’s what they’ve done for Zelenskyy, Thunberg, and Fauci.\nThat being said I wouldn’t be surprised if Desantis cried.", ">\n\nOn the one hand, Trump claims this any time he tells a story about anyone asking him for anything. \"He came to me with tears in his eyes.\" It's a bizarre piece of rhetoric he employs at every given opportunity. I think he thinks it makes him look magnanimous while simultaneously making the other person look weak. I have doubts that anyone has expressed any emotion in front of the man for less than $50,000 any time in the past 20 years.\nOn the other hand, DeSantis has no heart, can probably cry on command, and will crawl on his hands and knees across broken glass to jerk off a syphilitic stray dog into his own mouth if it means he gets what he wants.", ">\n\nNow thats an awful image!", ">\n\nThank you, I crafted it while taking a dump.", ">\n\nHope Georgia prosecutors doesn't forget the tweet where Trump admitted to interfering in the Florida election to make sure Desantis won.", ">\n\nAnd everybody clapped.", ">\n\nI dunno, I imagine a lot of people cry when they have to interact with him.", ">\n\nDesantis...\"I've seen the pee tape, and it is the most humiliation thing I've ever seen. Donald even got some in his mouth.\"", ">\n\nIt's just DJT pissing up into his own mouth on a bed the Obama's slept on at the Kremlin", ">\n\nTo be fair, getting a close up whiff of scrambled Sudafed and BigMac diaper blowouts tends to make one’s eyes run a bit.", ">\n\nDesantis is garbage. But this story likely isn't true. Trump claims people cry in front of him all the time. Many of those people aren't even real, they are just folks he made up in his head in the moment. \n\"This big guy, some say a former marine, a lot of people are saying it, really big, tough guy, and he came to me, tears in his eyes, and he said 'Mister Trump, you saved my life,' and it's true, I did save his life, I fought next to him in Afghanistan, that's what people are saying, and you know what? Maybe they're right, maybe I did kill 100 terrorists, because I know terrorists, some of them are my friends, and I say to terrorists, stop with that terror, and you know what? They stop. No one else knows terror and anti-terror like I do, just like that marine said.\"", ">\n\nRoflcopter", ">\n\nTrump knows whatever shit he says in the media will be reported like it was fact first and have to be proven false later", ">\n\n\n\"There were tears coming down from his eyes. He said: 'If you endorse me, I'll win,'\" said Trump.\n\nlmao trump couldnt come up with something better than this?", ">\n\nSeriously lol. It has a lot of \"and then everyone clapped\" energy.", ">\n\nWow who's gonna vote for Little Crybaby Ronnie?", ">\n\nWell as hard as it is to say it, I believe Trump this time. He just left out that they cried together, holding each other in a swampy embrace. Their Depends touching each other and their tentacles creep out and conjoin so they may exchange long protein strings.", ">\n\nTrump: [proceeds to unzip pantaloons]", ">\n\n\npantaloons\n\nrich people pants", ">\n\nNo, it’s crazypants. Right there in the name: pant-of-loons.", ">\n\nSuper convincing story, just trust him it's true. He's a business man! How else can he be so rich if not being totally honest? Btw the water pressure sucks in Florida, you have to flush multiple times. Terrible, terrible leader.", ">\n\n“He said ‘Sir…’”", ">\n\nLying liars lie.", ">\n\nBigly.", ">\n\nTrump says ~~Santos~~ DeSantis cried. ~~Santos~~ DeSantis will claim that he didn't. One of these serial liars would be telling the truth. That has never happened before so the universe might just explode out of sheer surprise.\nEdit: wrong idiot", ">\n\nSantos or DeSantis?", ">\n\nTrump is such a beacon of truth and integrity. Add irony here.", ">\n\nPoor Cry Baby DeSantis", ">\n\n‘Big, strong’ men can’t stop crying around President Trump. Just ask him.", ">\n\nTrump is unbelievable. After all these years he still sounds like a hurt 8 year old.", ">\n\nIt's times like this that having no history of telling any kind of truth really doesn't work in his favor, as much as I want to believe this.", ">\n\nLike everything else Trump has said, I’m sure this is 100% true.\nHe never lies, right?", ">\n\nTo try to make a rival look bad? He'd never do that.", ">\n\nWhile calling him sir. Yawn. We get it, Donald.", ">\n\nHe is a cringe factory and totally seems like type to cry for something when he really wants it, like a big baby.", ">\n\nLol. These people suck so bad.", ">\n\nCrying is okay, folks.\nTrump and DeSantis are shit people, but crying is okay.", ">\n\nProbably.... and Donald Trump poops himself and is a traitor.", ">\n\nFact: trump lies about everything. Fact: trump denigrates his opponents. As much as I want to believe this, it’s probably bull shit.", ">\n\nThey’re both liars, but somehow I believe this.", ">\n\nAnd then DJT shit his Depends.", ">\n\nWatching the republican party implode this election cycle is going to be schadenfreude like I’ve never experienced before.", ">\n\nEverything this piece of shit ever says is a lie. So I’m going to happily report that this is definitely more bullshit from this traitor’s mouth.\nThat being said, unfortunately his base will still eat this up. Because:\n-The Traitorous Piece of Shit said it so it must be true.\n-DeathSentence cried.\n-Crying is womanly.\n-DeathSentence is a woman.\n-MAGA MAGA MAGA\nSomewhere right now a group of Qdiots are saying some spaghetti style version of the exact talking points above.", ">\n\nTrump can piss in his pants because he wears absorbent diapers. It is probably a medical condition so he should not be ashamed.", ">\n\n\"He probably didn't even cry when he was a baby, and then he said..SIR!\"", ">\n\nStormy claims trump cried when she laughed at his mushroom dick", ">\n\nI had thought DeSantis was a SEAL, and therefore unlikely to be crying. I checked Wikipedia and found out the was a lawyer for the SEALs, so different. \nThen I read that he got a Bronze Star after his Iraq tour, but then I found out that the Bronze star is typically awarded as an upgrade from a MSM in combat zones. \nSo now I'm thinking that the crying story is totes believable.", ">\n\nSo…. By using logic we come to the conclusion that he made Trump cry, amiright? 😱", ">\n\nThis asshat is so fucking predictable.", ">\n\ndo you mean Desantis crying? Or Trump lying?", ">\n\nAnd called him sir", ">\n\nNext he'll call his wife ugly", ">\n\nOr say that she has secrets about where she worked.\nOr that his dad killed JFK.", ">\n\nNeither of these fascist deserve to be president.", ">\n\nletthemfight.gif" ]

[ "Sooo, this means trump cried in front of someone when seeking endorsement? Putin?", ">\n\nExactly.", ">\n\nWell, now we know exactly who has something over him.", ">\n\nWe do, but we used to, too.", ">\n\nThanks, Mitch.", ">\n\nDonnie DOES love escalators…", ">\n\nSorry for the convenience", ">\n\nI wonder how man times he called Trump \"sir?\"", ">\n\nThis is how it went word for word.\n“Please sir, endorse me sir. How can I be as smart and as good looking as you sir? Or sir, [starts sobbing] you are so wonderful “", ">\n\nDesantis weakly salutes Dear Leader", ">\n\nThe mandatory real-fake cry claim does have Kim-Jong Il vibes.", ">\n\nRed-on-red crime is my favorite kind of crime.", ">\n\nThis one is great hecause half of their base appeal is as tough guys, so telling the nation that one of them was sobbing like a baby in front of the other is a solid move. Now Deathanus has to decide whether to just accept it and be belittled, or start to fight back and fracture the party. 10/10 can’t wait for season finale.", ">\n\nHalf of these guys wouldn’t know the difference between a hatchet and an axe and wouldn’t be able to load and shoot an AR. \nRepublicans in federal government are almost all what they would consider effeminate suburbanites.", ">\n\nIn reality yes. But we know they don’t live there. To them an obese man who wears makeup and lifted shoes while avoiding war because his feet hurt is the epitome of manly.", ">\n\nI love your username. For some reason, that line cracked up my wife and me and we say it all the time.", ">\n\nIt’s so funny how many people get the reference! Workaholics def had its fans but it was never a mainstream smash so it’s crazy how many people recognize one throwaway line from the show!\nNow get in my grapevan pls", ">\n\nCatherine Zeta Jones, she dips beneath lasers, oh oh oh", ">\n\nShe has entrapped me, and Sean Connery! OH oh OH. OH oh OHhh^hh^h", ">\n\nWhen two pieces of shit get together, there will be a whole lot of stories coming out", ">\n\nThis embarrassing DeSantis campaign ad will be played repeatedly as a hit piece. That was some insane level of bootlicking lol. For one rare moment, I think Trump is speaking the truth. DeSantis absolutely cried in front of him and maybe even got on his knees for an endorsement", ">\n\nI had to go show this to my grandma. She screams about Trump and DeSantis til her voice cracks. She said she’s never wished on anyone’s demise before them. And McConnell. The rage in her 4’11”, 74 year old body is immense.", ">\n\nSounds like you've got one righteous grandma", ">\n\nShe marched her lil ass out in January in DC to march with us during Trump’s inauguration. It was actually my 18th birthday and afterwards we stopped and had Ethiopian for the first time. Her first time trying any African food and she still talks about how much she loves it. She sat with me at a tattoo appointment and afterwards we got pizza and ice cream. I love her. She’s an amazing woman.", ">\n\n\nand afterwards we stopped and had Ethiopian\n\nColumbus Circle? Fantastic places up there", ">\n\nWish I could remember. The place was packed. My grandmother and I sat on the end of the table with the vegetarian platter (since i was vegan) so she mostly ate the veg stuff. It was amazing. There’s a good place up in Tampa (Queen of Sheba) but nowhere near as good as this place was.", ">\n\nHe's probably lying but I wouldn't be surprised if its true. Have you ever seen DeSantis in a debate or outside of his hand-picked media reporters? He's so socially awkward and unstable and has the charisma of a garden slug.", ">\n\nTrue. I have noticed him moving his jaw from side to side in nearly every news conference when someone else is at the podium. Odd.", ">\n\nHe's got some kind of behavioral issue. He was never an appealing candidate, but he's surrounded himself and insulated himself with a core group of very politically savvy extremists that are the ones propelling him forward. He's not the political \"genius\" the media paints him out to be. His handlers are but he's an empty suit being controlled by puppeteers.", ">\n\nThat is actually slightly reassuring for someone not so in the know about him, like myself.", ">\n\nIt shouldn't be though. If you start looking in to his core group of advisors and backers these are some terrifying people.", ">\n\nIn so much as it shows his limitations.", ">\n\nTrue, he has many weaknesses. But they cover for them well.", ">\n\nTrump is desperate to make his opponents look effete to distract from his needing to have his hand held as we walked down a ramp or having to grasp a glass with two small hands or needing the power of the military to help him beat Covid.", ">\n\nCovfefe", ">\n\nHamburder flu", ">\n\nPerpetrated by the radical left gang member known as the “Hamburglar”", ">\n\nRobble robble", ">\n\nLots of self-proclaimed “alpha males” are wrestling with some cognitive dissonance today.", ">\n\nThey'll figure it out after praying to their favorite NFT of the day", ">\n\nDeSantis's response is going to be \"you know what makes me cry? CRT. Please clap.\"", ">\n\nIt was Jeb Bush that said “please clap.”", ">\n\nStandard playbook. Muddy the waters to make your opponent look “just as bad or worse” than you.", ">\n\nOr at least make up enough stories so that sane people with busy lives aren’t sure anymore. It’s what they’ve done for Zelenskyy, Thunberg, and Fauci.\nThat being said I wouldn’t be surprised if Desantis cried.", ">\n\nOn the one hand, Trump claims this any time he tells a story about anyone asking him for anything. \"He came to me with tears in his eyes.\" It's a bizarre piece of rhetoric he employs at every given opportunity. I think he thinks it makes him look magnanimous while simultaneously making the other person look weak. I have doubts that anyone has expressed any emotion in front of the man for less than $50,000 any time in the past 20 years.\nOn the other hand, DeSantis has no heart, can probably cry on command, and will crawl on his hands and knees across broken glass to jerk off a syphilitic stray dog into his own mouth if it means he gets what he wants.", ">\n\nNow thats an awful image!", ">\n\nThank you, I crafted it while taking a dump.", ">\n\nHope Georgia prosecutors doesn't forget the tweet where Trump admitted to interfering in the Florida election to make sure Desantis won.", ">\n\nAnd everybody clapped.", ">\n\nI dunno, I imagine a lot of people cry when they have to interact with him.", ">\n\nDesantis...\"I've seen the pee tape, and it is the most humiliation thing I've ever seen. Donald even got some in his mouth.\"", ">\n\nIt's just DJT pissing up into his own mouth on a bed the Obama's slept on at the Kremlin", ">\n\nTo be fair, getting a close up whiff of scrambled Sudafed and BigMac diaper blowouts tends to make one’s eyes run a bit.", ">\n\nDesantis is garbage. But this story likely isn't true. Trump claims people cry in front of him all the time. Many of those people aren't even real, they are just folks he made up in his head in the moment. \n\"This big guy, some say a former marine, a lot of people are saying it, really big, tough guy, and he came to me, tears in his eyes, and he said 'Mister Trump, you saved my life,' and it's true, I did save his life, I fought next to him in Afghanistan, that's what people are saying, and you know what? Maybe they're right, maybe I did kill 100 terrorists, because I know terrorists, some of them are my friends, and I say to terrorists, stop with that terror, and you know what? They stop. No one else knows terror and anti-terror like I do, just like that marine said.\"", ">\n\nRoflcopter", ">\n\nTrump knows whatever shit he says in the media will be reported like it was fact first and have to be proven false later", ">\n\n\n\"There were tears coming down from his eyes. He said: 'If you endorse me, I'll win,'\" said Trump.\n\nlmao trump couldnt come up with something better than this?", ">\n\nSeriously lol. It has a lot of \"and then everyone clapped\" energy.", ">\n\nWow who's gonna vote for Little Crybaby Ronnie?", ">\n\nWell as hard as it is to say it, I believe Trump this time. He just left out that they cried together, holding each other in a swampy embrace. Their Depends touching each other and their tentacles creep out and conjoin so they may exchange long protein strings.", ">\n\nTrump: [proceeds to unzip pantaloons]", ">\n\n\npantaloons\n\nrich people pants", ">\n\nNo, it’s crazypants. Right there in the name: pant-of-loons.", ">\n\nSuper convincing story, just trust him it's true. He's a business man! How else can he be so rich if not being totally honest? Btw the water pressure sucks in Florida, you have to flush multiple times. Terrible, terrible leader.", ">\n\n“He said ‘Sir…’”", ">\n\nLying liars lie.", ">\n\nBigly.", ">\n\nTrump says ~~Santos~~ DeSantis cried. ~~Santos~~ DeSantis will claim that he didn't. One of these serial liars would be telling the truth. That has never happened before so the universe might just explode out of sheer surprise.\nEdit: wrong idiot", ">\n\nSantos or DeSantis?", ">\n\nTrump is such a beacon of truth and integrity. Add irony here.", ">\n\nPoor Cry Baby DeSantis", ">\n\n‘Big, strong’ men can’t stop crying around President Trump. Just ask him.", ">\n\nTrump is unbelievable. After all these years he still sounds like a hurt 8 year old.", ">\n\nIt's times like this that having no history of telling any kind of truth really doesn't work in his favor, as much as I want to believe this.", ">\n\nLike everything else Trump has said, I’m sure this is 100% true.\nHe never lies, right?", ">\n\nTo try to make a rival look bad? He'd never do that.", ">\n\nWhile calling him sir. Yawn. We get it, Donald.", ">\n\nHe is a cringe factory and totally seems like type to cry for something when he really wants it, like a big baby.", ">\n\nLol. These people suck so bad.", ">\n\nCrying is okay, folks.\nTrump and DeSantis are shit people, but crying is okay.", ">\n\nProbably.... and Donald Trump poops himself and is a traitor.", ">\n\nFact: trump lies about everything. Fact: trump denigrates his opponents. As much as I want to believe this, it’s probably bull shit.", ">\n\nThey’re both liars, but somehow I believe this.", ">\n\nAnd then DJT shit his Depends.", ">\n\nWatching the republican party implode this election cycle is going to be schadenfreude like I’ve never experienced before.", ">\n\nEverything this piece of shit ever says is a lie. So I’m going to happily report that this is definitely more bullshit from this traitor’s mouth.\nThat being said, unfortunately his base will still eat this up. Because:\n-The Traitorous Piece of Shit said it so it must be true.\n-DeathSentence cried.\n-Crying is womanly.\n-DeathSentence is a woman.\n-MAGA MAGA MAGA\nSomewhere right now a group of Qdiots are saying some spaghetti style version of the exact talking points above.", ">\n\nTrump can piss in his pants because he wears absorbent diapers. It is probably a medical condition so he should not be ashamed.", ">\n\n\"He probably didn't even cry when he was a baby, and then he said..SIR!\"", ">\n\nStormy claims trump cried when she laughed at his mushroom dick", ">\n\nI had thought DeSantis was a SEAL, and therefore unlikely to be crying. I checked Wikipedia and found out the was a lawyer for the SEALs, so different. \nThen I read that he got a Bronze Star after his Iraq tour, but then I found out that the Bronze star is typically awarded as an upgrade from a MSM in combat zones. \nSo now I'm thinking that the crying story is totes believable.", ">\n\nSo…. By using logic we come to the conclusion that he made Trump cry, amiright? 😱", ">\n\nThis asshat is so fucking predictable.", ">\n\ndo you mean Desantis crying? Or Trump lying?", ">\n\nAnd called him sir", ">\n\nNext he'll call his wife ugly", ">\n\nOr say that she has secrets about where she worked.\nOr that his dad killed JFK.", ">\n\nNeither of these fascist deserve to be president.", ">\n\nletthemfight.gif", ">\n\nLet them fight. ding ding" ]

[ "Sooo, this means trump cried in front of someone when seeking endorsement? Putin?", ">\n\nExactly.", ">\n\nWell, now we know exactly who has something over him.", ">\n\nWe do, but we used to, too.", ">\n\nThanks, Mitch.", ">\n\nDonnie DOES love escalators…", ">\n\nSorry for the convenience", ">\n\nI wonder how man times he called Trump \"sir?\"", ">\n\nThis is how it went word for word.\n“Please sir, endorse me sir. How can I be as smart and as good looking as you sir? Or sir, [starts sobbing] you are so wonderful “", ">\n\nDesantis weakly salutes Dear Leader", ">\n\nThe mandatory real-fake cry claim does have Kim-Jong Il vibes.", ">\n\nRed-on-red crime is my favorite kind of crime.", ">\n\nThis one is great hecause half of their base appeal is as tough guys, so telling the nation that one of them was sobbing like a baby in front of the other is a solid move. Now Deathanus has to decide whether to just accept it and be belittled, or start to fight back and fracture the party. 10/10 can’t wait for season finale.", ">\n\nHalf of these guys wouldn’t know the difference between a hatchet and an axe and wouldn’t be able to load and shoot an AR. \nRepublicans in federal government are almost all what they would consider effeminate suburbanites.", ">\n\nIn reality yes. But we know they don’t live there. To them an obese man who wears makeup and lifted shoes while avoiding war because his feet hurt is the epitome of manly.", ">\n\nI love your username. For some reason, that line cracked up my wife and me and we say it all the time.", ">\n\nIt’s so funny how many people get the reference! Workaholics def had its fans but it was never a mainstream smash so it’s crazy how many people recognize one throwaway line from the show!\nNow get in my grapevan pls", ">\n\nCatherine Zeta Jones, she dips beneath lasers, oh oh oh", ">\n\nShe has entrapped me, and Sean Connery! OH oh OH. OH oh OHhh^hh^h", ">\n\nWhen two pieces of shit get together, there will be a whole lot of stories coming out", ">\n\nThis embarrassing DeSantis campaign ad will be played repeatedly as a hit piece. That was some insane level of bootlicking lol. For one rare moment, I think Trump is speaking the truth. DeSantis absolutely cried in front of him and maybe even got on his knees for an endorsement", ">\n\nI had to go show this to my grandma. She screams about Trump and DeSantis til her voice cracks. She said she’s never wished on anyone’s demise before them. And McConnell. The rage in her 4’11”, 74 year old body is immense.", ">\n\nSounds like you've got one righteous grandma", ">\n\nShe marched her lil ass out in January in DC to march with us during Trump’s inauguration. It was actually my 18th birthday and afterwards we stopped and had Ethiopian for the first time. Her first time trying any African food and she still talks about how much she loves it. She sat with me at a tattoo appointment and afterwards we got pizza and ice cream. I love her. She’s an amazing woman.", ">\n\n\nand afterwards we stopped and had Ethiopian\n\nColumbus Circle? Fantastic places up there", ">\n\nWish I could remember. The place was packed. My grandmother and I sat on the end of the table with the vegetarian platter (since i was vegan) so she mostly ate the veg stuff. It was amazing. There’s a good place up in Tampa (Queen of Sheba) but nowhere near as good as this place was.", ">\n\nHe's probably lying but I wouldn't be surprised if its true. Have you ever seen DeSantis in a debate or outside of his hand-picked media reporters? He's so socially awkward and unstable and has the charisma of a garden slug.", ">\n\nTrue. I have noticed him moving his jaw from side to side in nearly every news conference when someone else is at the podium. Odd.", ">\n\nHe's got some kind of behavioral issue. He was never an appealing candidate, but he's surrounded himself and insulated himself with a core group of very politically savvy extremists that are the ones propelling him forward. He's not the political \"genius\" the media paints him out to be. His handlers are but he's an empty suit being controlled by puppeteers.", ">\n\nThat is actually slightly reassuring for someone not so in the know about him, like myself.", ">\n\nIt shouldn't be though. If you start looking in to his core group of advisors and backers these are some terrifying people.", ">\n\nIn so much as it shows his limitations.", ">\n\nTrue, he has many weaknesses. But they cover for them well.", ">\n\nTrump is desperate to make his opponents look effete to distract from his needing to have his hand held as we walked down a ramp or having to grasp a glass with two small hands or needing the power of the military to help him beat Covid.", ">\n\nCovfefe", ">\n\nHamburder flu", ">\n\nPerpetrated by the radical left gang member known as the “Hamburglar”", ">\n\nRobble robble", ">\n\nLots of self-proclaimed “alpha males” are wrestling with some cognitive dissonance today.", ">\n\nThey'll figure it out after praying to their favorite NFT of the day", ">\n\nDeSantis's response is going to be \"you know what makes me cry? CRT. Please clap.\"", ">\n\nIt was Jeb Bush that said “please clap.”", ">\n\nStandard playbook. Muddy the waters to make your opponent look “just as bad or worse” than you.", ">\n\nOr at least make up enough stories so that sane people with busy lives aren’t sure anymore. It’s what they’ve done for Zelenskyy, Thunberg, and Fauci.\nThat being said I wouldn’t be surprised if Desantis cried.", ">\n\nOn the one hand, Trump claims this any time he tells a story about anyone asking him for anything. \"He came to me with tears in his eyes.\" It's a bizarre piece of rhetoric he employs at every given opportunity. I think he thinks it makes him look magnanimous while simultaneously making the other person look weak. I have doubts that anyone has expressed any emotion in front of the man for less than $50,000 any time in the past 20 years.\nOn the other hand, DeSantis has no heart, can probably cry on command, and will crawl on his hands and knees across broken glass to jerk off a syphilitic stray dog into his own mouth if it means he gets what he wants.", ">\n\nNow thats an awful image!", ">\n\nThank you, I crafted it while taking a dump.", ">\n\nHope Georgia prosecutors doesn't forget the tweet where Trump admitted to interfering in the Florida election to make sure Desantis won.", ">\n\nAnd everybody clapped.", ">\n\nI dunno, I imagine a lot of people cry when they have to interact with him.", ">\n\nDesantis...\"I've seen the pee tape, and it is the most humiliation thing I've ever seen. Donald even got some in his mouth.\"", ">\n\nIt's just DJT pissing up into his own mouth on a bed the Obama's slept on at the Kremlin", ">\n\nTo be fair, getting a close up whiff of scrambled Sudafed and BigMac diaper blowouts tends to make one’s eyes run a bit.", ">\n\nDesantis is garbage. But this story likely isn't true. Trump claims people cry in front of him all the time. Many of those people aren't even real, they are just folks he made up in his head in the moment. \n\"This big guy, some say a former marine, a lot of people are saying it, really big, tough guy, and he came to me, tears in his eyes, and he said 'Mister Trump, you saved my life,' and it's true, I did save his life, I fought next to him in Afghanistan, that's what people are saying, and you know what? Maybe they're right, maybe I did kill 100 terrorists, because I know terrorists, some of them are my friends, and I say to terrorists, stop with that terror, and you know what? They stop. No one else knows terror and anti-terror like I do, just like that marine said.\"", ">\n\nRoflcopter", ">\n\nTrump knows whatever shit he says in the media will be reported like it was fact first and have to be proven false later", ">\n\n\n\"There were tears coming down from his eyes. He said: 'If you endorse me, I'll win,'\" said Trump.\n\nlmao trump couldnt come up with something better than this?", ">\n\nSeriously lol. It has a lot of \"and then everyone clapped\" energy.", ">\n\nWow who's gonna vote for Little Crybaby Ronnie?", ">\n\nWell as hard as it is to say it, I believe Trump this time. He just left out that they cried together, holding each other in a swampy embrace. Their Depends touching each other and their tentacles creep out and conjoin so they may exchange long protein strings.", ">\n\nTrump: [proceeds to unzip pantaloons]", ">\n\n\npantaloons\n\nrich people pants", ">\n\nNo, it’s crazypants. Right there in the name: pant-of-loons.", ">\n\nSuper convincing story, just trust him it's true. He's a business man! How else can he be so rich if not being totally honest? Btw the water pressure sucks in Florida, you have to flush multiple times. Terrible, terrible leader.", ">\n\n“He said ‘Sir…’”", ">\n\nLying liars lie.", ">\n\nBigly.", ">\n\nTrump says ~~Santos~~ DeSantis cried. ~~Santos~~ DeSantis will claim that he didn't. One of these serial liars would be telling the truth. That has never happened before so the universe might just explode out of sheer surprise.\nEdit: wrong idiot", ">\n\nSantos or DeSantis?", ">\n\nTrump is such a beacon of truth and integrity. Add irony here.", ">\n\nPoor Cry Baby DeSantis", ">\n\n‘Big, strong’ men can’t stop crying around President Trump. Just ask him.", ">\n\nTrump is unbelievable. After all these years he still sounds like a hurt 8 year old.", ">\n\nIt's times like this that having no history of telling any kind of truth really doesn't work in his favor, as much as I want to believe this.", ">\n\nLike everything else Trump has said, I’m sure this is 100% true.\nHe never lies, right?", ">\n\nTo try to make a rival look bad? He'd never do that.", ">\n\nWhile calling him sir. Yawn. We get it, Donald.", ">\n\nHe is a cringe factory and totally seems like type to cry for something when he really wants it, like a big baby.", ">\n\nLol. These people suck so bad.", ">\n\nCrying is okay, folks.\nTrump and DeSantis are shit people, but crying is okay.", ">\n\nProbably.... and Donald Trump poops himself and is a traitor.", ">\n\nFact: trump lies about everything. Fact: trump denigrates his opponents. As much as I want to believe this, it’s probably bull shit.", ">\n\nThey’re both liars, but somehow I believe this.", ">\n\nAnd then DJT shit his Depends.", ">\n\nWatching the republican party implode this election cycle is going to be schadenfreude like I’ve never experienced before.", ">\n\nEverything this piece of shit ever says is a lie. So I’m going to happily report that this is definitely more bullshit from this traitor’s mouth.\nThat being said, unfortunately his base will still eat this up. Because:\n-The Traitorous Piece of Shit said it so it must be true.\n-DeathSentence cried.\n-Crying is womanly.\n-DeathSentence is a woman.\n-MAGA MAGA MAGA\nSomewhere right now a group of Qdiots are saying some spaghetti style version of the exact talking points above.", ">\n\nTrump can piss in his pants because he wears absorbent diapers. It is probably a medical condition so he should not be ashamed.", ">\n\n\"He probably didn't even cry when he was a baby, and then he said..SIR!\"", ">\n\nStormy claims trump cried when she laughed at his mushroom dick", ">\n\nI had thought DeSantis was a SEAL, and therefore unlikely to be crying. I checked Wikipedia and found out the was a lawyer for the SEALs, so different. \nThen I read that he got a Bronze Star after his Iraq tour, but then I found out that the Bronze star is typically awarded as an upgrade from a MSM in combat zones. \nSo now I'm thinking that the crying story is totes believable.", ">\n\nSo…. By using logic we come to the conclusion that he made Trump cry, amiright? 😱", ">\n\nThis asshat is so fucking predictable.", ">\n\ndo you mean Desantis crying? Or Trump lying?", ">\n\nAnd called him sir", ">\n\nNext he'll call his wife ugly", ">\n\nOr say that she has secrets about where she worked.\nOr that his dad killed JFK.", ">\n\nNeither of these fascist deserve to be president.", ">\n\nletthemfight.gif", ">\n\nLet them fight. ding ding", ">\n\nLmao, let the feasting begin." ]

[ "Sooo, this means trump cried in front of someone when seeking endorsement? Putin?", ">\n\nExactly.", ">\n\nWell, now we know exactly who has something over him.", ">\n\nWe do, but we used to, too.", ">\n\nThanks, Mitch.", ">\n\nDonnie DOES love escalators…", ">\n\nSorry for the convenience", ">\n\nI wonder how man times he called Trump \"sir?\"", ">\n\nThis is how it went word for word.\n“Please sir, endorse me sir. How can I be as smart and as good looking as you sir? Or sir, [starts sobbing] you are so wonderful “", ">\n\nDesantis weakly salutes Dear Leader", ">\n\nThe mandatory real-fake cry claim does have Kim-Jong Il vibes.", ">\n\nRed-on-red crime is my favorite kind of crime.", ">\n\nThis one is great hecause half of their base appeal is as tough guys, so telling the nation that one of them was sobbing like a baby in front of the other is a solid move. Now Deathanus has to decide whether to just accept it and be belittled, or start to fight back and fracture the party. 10/10 can’t wait for season finale.", ">\n\nHalf of these guys wouldn’t know the difference between a hatchet and an axe and wouldn’t be able to load and shoot an AR. \nRepublicans in federal government are almost all what they would consider effeminate suburbanites.", ">\n\nIn reality yes. But we know they don’t live there. To them an obese man who wears makeup and lifted shoes while avoiding war because his feet hurt is the epitome of manly.", ">\n\nI love your username. For some reason, that line cracked up my wife and me and we say it all the time.", ">\n\nIt’s so funny how many people get the reference! Workaholics def had its fans but it was never a mainstream smash so it’s crazy how many people recognize one throwaway line from the show!\nNow get in my grapevan pls", ">\n\nCatherine Zeta Jones, she dips beneath lasers, oh oh oh", ">\n\nShe has entrapped me, and Sean Connery! OH oh OH. OH oh OHhh^hh^h", ">\n\nWhen two pieces of shit get together, there will be a whole lot of stories coming out", ">\n\nThis embarrassing DeSantis campaign ad will be played repeatedly as a hit piece. That was some insane level of bootlicking lol. For one rare moment, I think Trump is speaking the truth. DeSantis absolutely cried in front of him and maybe even got on his knees for an endorsement", ">\n\nI had to go show this to my grandma. She screams about Trump and DeSantis til her voice cracks. She said she’s never wished on anyone’s demise before them. And McConnell. The rage in her 4’11”, 74 year old body is immense.", ">\n\nSounds like you've got one righteous grandma", ">\n\nShe marched her lil ass out in January in DC to march with us during Trump’s inauguration. It was actually my 18th birthday and afterwards we stopped and had Ethiopian for the first time. Her first time trying any African food and she still talks about how much she loves it. She sat with me at a tattoo appointment and afterwards we got pizza and ice cream. I love her. She’s an amazing woman.", ">\n\n\nand afterwards we stopped and had Ethiopian\n\nColumbus Circle? Fantastic places up there", ">\n\nWish I could remember. The place was packed. My grandmother and I sat on the end of the table with the vegetarian platter (since i was vegan) so she mostly ate the veg stuff. It was amazing. There’s a good place up in Tampa (Queen of Sheba) but nowhere near as good as this place was.", ">\n\nHe's probably lying but I wouldn't be surprised if its true. Have you ever seen DeSantis in a debate or outside of his hand-picked media reporters? He's so socially awkward and unstable and has the charisma of a garden slug.", ">\n\nTrue. I have noticed him moving his jaw from side to side in nearly every news conference when someone else is at the podium. Odd.", ">\n\nHe's got some kind of behavioral issue. He was never an appealing candidate, but he's surrounded himself and insulated himself with a core group of very politically savvy extremists that are the ones propelling him forward. He's not the political \"genius\" the media paints him out to be. His handlers are but he's an empty suit being controlled by puppeteers.", ">\n\nThat is actually slightly reassuring for someone not so in the know about him, like myself.", ">\n\nIt shouldn't be though. If you start looking in to his core group of advisors and backers these are some terrifying people.", ">\n\nIn so much as it shows his limitations.", ">\n\nTrue, he has many weaknesses. But they cover for them well.", ">\n\nTrump is desperate to make his opponents look effete to distract from his needing to have his hand held as we walked down a ramp or having to grasp a glass with two small hands or needing the power of the military to help him beat Covid.", ">\n\nCovfefe", ">\n\nHamburder flu", ">\n\nPerpetrated by the radical left gang member known as the “Hamburglar”", ">\n\nRobble robble", ">\n\nLots of self-proclaimed “alpha males” are wrestling with some cognitive dissonance today.", ">\n\nThey'll figure it out after praying to their favorite NFT of the day", ">\n\nDeSantis's response is going to be \"you know what makes me cry? CRT. Please clap.\"", ">\n\nIt was Jeb Bush that said “please clap.”", ">\n\nStandard playbook. Muddy the waters to make your opponent look “just as bad or worse” than you.", ">\n\nOr at least make up enough stories so that sane people with busy lives aren’t sure anymore. It’s what they’ve done for Zelenskyy, Thunberg, and Fauci.\nThat being said I wouldn’t be surprised if Desantis cried.", ">\n\nOn the one hand, Trump claims this any time he tells a story about anyone asking him for anything. \"He came to me with tears in his eyes.\" It's a bizarre piece of rhetoric he employs at every given opportunity. I think he thinks it makes him look magnanimous while simultaneously making the other person look weak. I have doubts that anyone has expressed any emotion in front of the man for less than $50,000 any time in the past 20 years.\nOn the other hand, DeSantis has no heart, can probably cry on command, and will crawl on his hands and knees across broken glass to jerk off a syphilitic stray dog into his own mouth if it means he gets what he wants.", ">\n\nNow thats an awful image!", ">\n\nThank you, I crafted it while taking a dump.", ">\n\nHope Georgia prosecutors doesn't forget the tweet where Trump admitted to interfering in the Florida election to make sure Desantis won.", ">\n\nAnd everybody clapped.", ">\n\nI dunno, I imagine a lot of people cry when they have to interact with him.", ">\n\nDesantis...\"I've seen the pee tape, and it is the most humiliation thing I've ever seen. Donald even got some in his mouth.\"", ">\n\nIt's just DJT pissing up into his own mouth on a bed the Obama's slept on at the Kremlin", ">\n\nTo be fair, getting a close up whiff of scrambled Sudafed and BigMac diaper blowouts tends to make one’s eyes run a bit.", ">\n\nDesantis is garbage. But this story likely isn't true. Trump claims people cry in front of him all the time. Many of those people aren't even real, they are just folks he made up in his head in the moment. \n\"This big guy, some say a former marine, a lot of people are saying it, really big, tough guy, and he came to me, tears in his eyes, and he said 'Mister Trump, you saved my life,' and it's true, I did save his life, I fought next to him in Afghanistan, that's what people are saying, and you know what? Maybe they're right, maybe I did kill 100 terrorists, because I know terrorists, some of them are my friends, and I say to terrorists, stop with that terror, and you know what? They stop. No one else knows terror and anti-terror like I do, just like that marine said.\"", ">\n\nRoflcopter", ">\n\nTrump knows whatever shit he says in the media will be reported like it was fact first and have to be proven false later", ">\n\n\n\"There were tears coming down from his eyes. He said: 'If you endorse me, I'll win,'\" said Trump.\n\nlmao trump couldnt come up with something better than this?", ">\n\nSeriously lol. It has a lot of \"and then everyone clapped\" energy.", ">\n\nWow who's gonna vote for Little Crybaby Ronnie?", ">\n\nWell as hard as it is to say it, I believe Trump this time. He just left out that they cried together, holding each other in a swampy embrace. Their Depends touching each other and their tentacles creep out and conjoin so they may exchange long protein strings.", ">\n\nTrump: [proceeds to unzip pantaloons]", ">\n\n\npantaloons\n\nrich people pants", ">\n\nNo, it’s crazypants. Right there in the name: pant-of-loons.", ">\n\nSuper convincing story, just trust him it's true. He's a business man! How else can he be so rich if not being totally honest? Btw the water pressure sucks in Florida, you have to flush multiple times. Terrible, terrible leader.", ">\n\n“He said ‘Sir…’”", ">\n\nLying liars lie.", ">\n\nBigly.", ">\n\nTrump says ~~Santos~~ DeSantis cried. ~~Santos~~ DeSantis will claim that he didn't. One of these serial liars would be telling the truth. That has never happened before so the universe might just explode out of sheer surprise.\nEdit: wrong idiot", ">\n\nSantos or DeSantis?", ">\n\nTrump is such a beacon of truth and integrity. Add irony here.", ">\n\nPoor Cry Baby DeSantis", ">\n\n‘Big, strong’ men can’t stop crying around President Trump. Just ask him.", ">\n\nTrump is unbelievable. After all these years he still sounds like a hurt 8 year old.", ">\n\nIt's times like this that having no history of telling any kind of truth really doesn't work in his favor, as much as I want to believe this.", ">\n\nLike everything else Trump has said, I’m sure this is 100% true.\nHe never lies, right?", ">\n\nTo try to make a rival look bad? He'd never do that.", ">\n\nWhile calling him sir. Yawn. We get it, Donald.", ">\n\nHe is a cringe factory and totally seems like type to cry for something when he really wants it, like a big baby.", ">\n\nLol. These people suck so bad.", ">\n\nCrying is okay, folks.\nTrump and DeSantis are shit people, but crying is okay.", ">\n\nProbably.... and Donald Trump poops himself and is a traitor.", ">\n\nFact: trump lies about everything. Fact: trump denigrates his opponents. As much as I want to believe this, it’s probably bull shit.", ">\n\nThey’re both liars, but somehow I believe this.", ">\n\nAnd then DJT shit his Depends.", ">\n\nWatching the republican party implode this election cycle is going to be schadenfreude like I’ve never experienced before.", ">\n\nEverything this piece of shit ever says is a lie. So I’m going to happily report that this is definitely more bullshit from this traitor’s mouth.\nThat being said, unfortunately his base will still eat this up. Because:\n-The Traitorous Piece of Shit said it so it must be true.\n-DeathSentence cried.\n-Crying is womanly.\n-DeathSentence is a woman.\n-MAGA MAGA MAGA\nSomewhere right now a group of Qdiots are saying some spaghetti style version of the exact talking points above.", ">\n\nTrump can piss in his pants because he wears absorbent diapers. It is probably a medical condition so he should not be ashamed.", ">\n\n\"He probably didn't even cry when he was a baby, and then he said..SIR!\"", ">\n\nStormy claims trump cried when she laughed at his mushroom dick", ">\n\nI had thought DeSantis was a SEAL, and therefore unlikely to be crying. I checked Wikipedia and found out the was a lawyer for the SEALs, so different. \nThen I read that he got a Bronze Star after his Iraq tour, but then I found out that the Bronze star is typically awarded as an upgrade from a MSM in combat zones. \nSo now I'm thinking that the crying story is totes believable.", ">\n\nSo…. By using logic we come to the conclusion that he made Trump cry, amiright? 😱", ">\n\nThis asshat is so fucking predictable.", ">\n\ndo you mean Desantis crying? Or Trump lying?", ">\n\nAnd called him sir", ">\n\nNext he'll call his wife ugly", ">\n\nOr say that she has secrets about where she worked.\nOr that his dad killed JFK.", ">\n\nNeither of these fascist deserve to be president.", ">\n\nletthemfight.gif", ">\n\nLet them fight. ding ding", ">\n\nLmao, let the feasting begin.", ">\n\nThis I will believe." ]

[ "Sooo, this means trump cried in front of someone when seeking endorsement? Putin?", ">\n\nExactly.", ">\n\nWell, now we know exactly who has something over him.", ">\n\nWe do, but we used to, too.", ">\n\nThanks, Mitch.", ">\n\nDonnie DOES love escalators…", ">\n\nSorry for the convenience", ">\n\nI wonder how man times he called Trump \"sir?\"", ">\n\nThis is how it went word for word.\n“Please sir, endorse me sir. How can I be as smart and as good looking as you sir? Or sir, [starts sobbing] you are so wonderful “", ">\n\nDesantis weakly salutes Dear Leader", ">\n\nThe mandatory real-fake cry claim does have Kim-Jong Il vibes.", ">\n\nRed-on-red crime is my favorite kind of crime.", ">\n\nThis one is great hecause half of their base appeal is as tough guys, so telling the nation that one of them was sobbing like a baby in front of the other is a solid move. Now Deathanus has to decide whether to just accept it and be belittled, or start to fight back and fracture the party. 10/10 can’t wait for season finale.", ">\n\nHalf of these guys wouldn’t know the difference between a hatchet and an axe and wouldn’t be able to load and shoot an AR. \nRepublicans in federal government are almost all what they would consider effeminate suburbanites.", ">\n\nIn reality yes. But we know they don’t live there. To them an obese man who wears makeup and lifted shoes while avoiding war because his feet hurt is the epitome of manly.", ">\n\nI love your username. For some reason, that line cracked up my wife and me and we say it all the time.", ">\n\nIt’s so funny how many people get the reference! Workaholics def had its fans but it was never a mainstream smash so it’s crazy how many people recognize one throwaway line from the show!\nNow get in my grapevan pls", ">\n\nCatherine Zeta Jones, she dips beneath lasers, oh oh oh", ">\n\nShe has entrapped me, and Sean Connery! OH oh OH. OH oh OHhh^hh^h", ">\n\nWhen two pieces of shit get together, there will be a whole lot of stories coming out", ">\n\nThis embarrassing DeSantis campaign ad will be played repeatedly as a hit piece. That was some insane level of bootlicking lol. For one rare moment, I think Trump is speaking the truth. DeSantis absolutely cried in front of him and maybe even got on his knees for an endorsement", ">\n\nI had to go show this to my grandma. She screams about Trump and DeSantis til her voice cracks. She said she’s never wished on anyone’s demise before them. And McConnell. The rage in her 4’11”, 74 year old body is immense.", ">\n\nSounds like you've got one righteous grandma", ">\n\nShe marched her lil ass out in January in DC to march with us during Trump’s inauguration. It was actually my 18th birthday and afterwards we stopped and had Ethiopian for the first time. Her first time trying any African food and she still talks about how much she loves it. She sat with me at a tattoo appointment and afterwards we got pizza and ice cream. I love her. She’s an amazing woman.", ">\n\n\nand afterwards we stopped and had Ethiopian\n\nColumbus Circle? Fantastic places up there", ">\n\nWish I could remember. The place was packed. My grandmother and I sat on the end of the table with the vegetarian platter (since i was vegan) so she mostly ate the veg stuff. It was amazing. There’s a good place up in Tampa (Queen of Sheba) but nowhere near as good as this place was.", ">\n\nHe's probably lying but I wouldn't be surprised if its true. Have you ever seen DeSantis in a debate or outside of his hand-picked media reporters? He's so socially awkward and unstable and has the charisma of a garden slug.", ">\n\nTrue. I have noticed him moving his jaw from side to side in nearly every news conference when someone else is at the podium. Odd.", ">\n\nHe's got some kind of behavioral issue. He was never an appealing candidate, but he's surrounded himself and insulated himself with a core group of very politically savvy extremists that are the ones propelling him forward. He's not the political \"genius\" the media paints him out to be. His handlers are but he's an empty suit being controlled by puppeteers.", ">\n\nThat is actually slightly reassuring for someone not so in the know about him, like myself.", ">\n\nIt shouldn't be though. If you start looking in to his core group of advisors and backers these are some terrifying people.", ">\n\nIn so much as it shows his limitations.", ">\n\nTrue, he has many weaknesses. But they cover for them well.", ">\n\nTrump is desperate to make his opponents look effete to distract from his needing to have his hand held as we walked down a ramp or having to grasp a glass with two small hands or needing the power of the military to help him beat Covid.", ">\n\nCovfefe", ">\n\nHamburder flu", ">\n\nPerpetrated by the radical left gang member known as the “Hamburglar”", ">\n\nRobble robble", ">\n\nLots of self-proclaimed “alpha males” are wrestling with some cognitive dissonance today.", ">\n\nThey'll figure it out after praying to their favorite NFT of the day", ">\n\nDeSantis's response is going to be \"you know what makes me cry? CRT. Please clap.\"", ">\n\nIt was Jeb Bush that said “please clap.”", ">\n\nStandard playbook. Muddy the waters to make your opponent look “just as bad or worse” than you.", ">\n\nOr at least make up enough stories so that sane people with busy lives aren’t sure anymore. It’s what they’ve done for Zelenskyy, Thunberg, and Fauci.\nThat being said I wouldn’t be surprised if Desantis cried.", ">\n\nOn the one hand, Trump claims this any time he tells a story about anyone asking him for anything. \"He came to me with tears in his eyes.\" It's a bizarre piece of rhetoric he employs at every given opportunity. I think he thinks it makes him look magnanimous while simultaneously making the other person look weak. I have doubts that anyone has expressed any emotion in front of the man for less than $50,000 any time in the past 20 years.\nOn the other hand, DeSantis has no heart, can probably cry on command, and will crawl on his hands and knees across broken glass to jerk off a syphilitic stray dog into his own mouth if it means he gets what he wants.", ">\n\nNow thats an awful image!", ">\n\nThank you, I crafted it while taking a dump.", ">\n\nHope Georgia prosecutors doesn't forget the tweet where Trump admitted to interfering in the Florida election to make sure Desantis won.", ">\n\nAnd everybody clapped.", ">\n\nI dunno, I imagine a lot of people cry when they have to interact with him.", ">\n\nDesantis...\"I've seen the pee tape, and it is the most humiliation thing I've ever seen. Donald even got some in his mouth.\"", ">\n\nIt's just DJT pissing up into his own mouth on a bed the Obama's slept on at the Kremlin", ">\n\nTo be fair, getting a close up whiff of scrambled Sudafed and BigMac diaper blowouts tends to make one’s eyes run a bit.", ">\n\nDesantis is garbage. But this story likely isn't true. Trump claims people cry in front of him all the time. Many of those people aren't even real, they are just folks he made up in his head in the moment. \n\"This big guy, some say a former marine, a lot of people are saying it, really big, tough guy, and he came to me, tears in his eyes, and he said 'Mister Trump, you saved my life,' and it's true, I did save his life, I fought next to him in Afghanistan, that's what people are saying, and you know what? Maybe they're right, maybe I did kill 100 terrorists, because I know terrorists, some of them are my friends, and I say to terrorists, stop with that terror, and you know what? They stop. No one else knows terror and anti-terror like I do, just like that marine said.\"", ">\n\nRoflcopter", ">\n\nTrump knows whatever shit he says in the media will be reported like it was fact first and have to be proven false later", ">\n\n\n\"There were tears coming down from his eyes. He said: 'If you endorse me, I'll win,'\" said Trump.\n\nlmao trump couldnt come up with something better than this?", ">\n\nSeriously lol. It has a lot of \"and then everyone clapped\" energy.", ">\n\nWow who's gonna vote for Little Crybaby Ronnie?", ">\n\nWell as hard as it is to say it, I believe Trump this time. He just left out that they cried together, holding each other in a swampy embrace. Their Depends touching each other and their tentacles creep out and conjoin so they may exchange long protein strings.", ">\n\nTrump: [proceeds to unzip pantaloons]", ">\n\n\npantaloons\n\nrich people pants", ">\n\nNo, it’s crazypants. Right there in the name: pant-of-loons.", ">\n\nSuper convincing story, just trust him it's true. He's a business man! How else can he be so rich if not being totally honest? Btw the water pressure sucks in Florida, you have to flush multiple times. Terrible, terrible leader.", ">\n\n“He said ‘Sir…’”", ">\n\nLying liars lie.", ">\n\nBigly.", ">\n\nTrump says ~~Santos~~ DeSantis cried. ~~Santos~~ DeSantis will claim that he didn't. One of these serial liars would be telling the truth. That has never happened before so the universe might just explode out of sheer surprise.\nEdit: wrong idiot", ">\n\nSantos or DeSantis?", ">\n\nTrump is such a beacon of truth and integrity. Add irony here.", ">\n\nPoor Cry Baby DeSantis", ">\n\n‘Big, strong’ men can’t stop crying around President Trump. Just ask him.", ">\n\nTrump is unbelievable. After all these years he still sounds like a hurt 8 year old.", ">\n\nIt's times like this that having no history of telling any kind of truth really doesn't work in his favor, as much as I want to believe this.", ">\n\nLike everything else Trump has said, I’m sure this is 100% true.\nHe never lies, right?", ">\n\nTo try to make a rival look bad? He'd never do that.", ">\n\nWhile calling him sir. Yawn. We get it, Donald.", ">\n\nHe is a cringe factory and totally seems like type to cry for something when he really wants it, like a big baby.", ">\n\nLol. These people suck so bad.", ">\n\nCrying is okay, folks.\nTrump and DeSantis are shit people, but crying is okay.", ">\n\nProbably.... and Donald Trump poops himself and is a traitor.", ">\n\nFact: trump lies about everything. Fact: trump denigrates his opponents. As much as I want to believe this, it’s probably bull shit.", ">\n\nThey’re both liars, but somehow I believe this.", ">\n\nAnd then DJT shit his Depends.", ">\n\nWatching the republican party implode this election cycle is going to be schadenfreude like I’ve never experienced before.", ">\n\nEverything this piece of shit ever says is a lie. So I’m going to happily report that this is definitely more bullshit from this traitor’s mouth.\nThat being said, unfortunately his base will still eat this up. Because:\n-The Traitorous Piece of Shit said it so it must be true.\n-DeathSentence cried.\n-Crying is womanly.\n-DeathSentence is a woman.\n-MAGA MAGA MAGA\nSomewhere right now a group of Qdiots are saying some spaghetti style version of the exact talking points above.", ">\n\nTrump can piss in his pants because he wears absorbent diapers. It is probably a medical condition so he should not be ashamed.", ">\n\n\"He probably didn't even cry when he was a baby, and then he said..SIR!\"", ">\n\nStormy claims trump cried when she laughed at his mushroom dick", ">\n\nI had thought DeSantis was a SEAL, and therefore unlikely to be crying. I checked Wikipedia and found out the was a lawyer for the SEALs, so different. \nThen I read that he got a Bronze Star after his Iraq tour, but then I found out that the Bronze star is typically awarded as an upgrade from a MSM in combat zones. \nSo now I'm thinking that the crying story is totes believable.", ">\n\nSo…. By using logic we come to the conclusion that he made Trump cry, amiright? 😱", ">\n\nThis asshat is so fucking predictable.", ">\n\ndo you mean Desantis crying? Or Trump lying?", ">\n\nAnd called him sir", ">\n\nNext he'll call his wife ugly", ">\n\nOr say that she has secrets about where she worked.\nOr that his dad killed JFK.", ">\n\nNeither of these fascist deserve to be president.", ">\n\nletthemfight.gif", ">\n\nLet them fight. ding ding", ">\n\nLmao, let the feasting begin.", ">\n\nThis I will believe.", ">\n\nI also heard Trump claimed that anytime DeSantis had to open a jar that was too hard to open he came over to Trump's; in tears." ]

[ "Sooo, this means trump cried in front of someone when seeking endorsement? Putin?", ">\n\nExactly.", ">\n\nWell, now we know exactly who has something over him.", ">\n\nWe do, but we used to, too.", ">\n\nThanks, Mitch.", ">\n\nDonnie DOES love escalators…", ">\n\nSorry for the convenience", ">\n\nI wonder how man times he called Trump \"sir?\"", ">\n\nThis is how it went word for word.\n“Please sir, endorse me sir. How can I be as smart and as good looking as you sir? Or sir, [starts sobbing] you are so wonderful “", ">\n\nDesantis weakly salutes Dear Leader", ">\n\nThe mandatory real-fake cry claim does have Kim-Jong Il vibes.", ">\n\nRed-on-red crime is my favorite kind of crime.", ">\n\nThis one is great hecause half of their base appeal is as tough guys, so telling the nation that one of them was sobbing like a baby in front of the other is a solid move. Now Deathanus has to decide whether to just accept it and be belittled, or start to fight back and fracture the party. 10/10 can’t wait for season finale.", ">\n\nHalf of these guys wouldn’t know the difference between a hatchet and an axe and wouldn’t be able to load and shoot an AR. \nRepublicans in federal government are almost all what they would consider effeminate suburbanites.", ">\n\nIn reality yes. But we know they don’t live there. To them an obese man who wears makeup and lifted shoes while avoiding war because his feet hurt is the epitome of manly.", ">\n\nI love your username. For some reason, that line cracked up my wife and me and we say it all the time.", ">\n\nIt’s so funny how many people get the reference! Workaholics def had its fans but it was never a mainstream smash so it’s crazy how many people recognize one throwaway line from the show!\nNow get in my grapevan pls", ">\n\nCatherine Zeta Jones, she dips beneath lasers, oh oh oh", ">\n\nShe has entrapped me, and Sean Connery! OH oh OH. OH oh OHhh^hh^h", ">\n\nWhen two pieces of shit get together, there will be a whole lot of stories coming out", ">\n\nThis embarrassing DeSantis campaign ad will be played repeatedly as a hit piece. That was some insane level of bootlicking lol. For one rare moment, I think Trump is speaking the truth. DeSantis absolutely cried in front of him and maybe even got on his knees for an endorsement", ">\n\nI had to go show this to my grandma. She screams about Trump and DeSantis til her voice cracks. She said she’s never wished on anyone’s demise before them. And McConnell. The rage in her 4’11”, 74 year old body is immense.", ">\n\nSounds like you've got one righteous grandma", ">\n\nShe marched her lil ass out in January in DC to march with us during Trump’s inauguration. It was actually my 18th birthday and afterwards we stopped and had Ethiopian for the first time. Her first time trying any African food and she still talks about how much she loves it. She sat with me at a tattoo appointment and afterwards we got pizza and ice cream. I love her. She’s an amazing woman.", ">\n\n\nand afterwards we stopped and had Ethiopian\n\nColumbus Circle? Fantastic places up there", ">\n\nWish I could remember. The place was packed. My grandmother and I sat on the end of the table with the vegetarian platter (since i was vegan) so she mostly ate the veg stuff. It was amazing. There’s a good place up in Tampa (Queen of Sheba) but nowhere near as good as this place was.", ">\n\nHe's probably lying but I wouldn't be surprised if its true. Have you ever seen DeSantis in a debate or outside of his hand-picked media reporters? He's so socially awkward and unstable and has the charisma of a garden slug.", ">\n\nTrue. I have noticed him moving his jaw from side to side in nearly every news conference when someone else is at the podium. Odd.", ">\n\nHe's got some kind of behavioral issue. He was never an appealing candidate, but he's surrounded himself and insulated himself with a core group of very politically savvy extremists that are the ones propelling him forward. He's not the political \"genius\" the media paints him out to be. His handlers are but he's an empty suit being controlled by puppeteers.", ">\n\nThat is actually slightly reassuring for someone not so in the know about him, like myself.", ">\n\nIt shouldn't be though. If you start looking in to his core group of advisors and backers these are some terrifying people.", ">\n\nIn so much as it shows his limitations.", ">\n\nTrue, he has many weaknesses. But they cover for them well.", ">\n\nTrump is desperate to make his opponents look effete to distract from his needing to have his hand held as we walked down a ramp or having to grasp a glass with two small hands or needing the power of the military to help him beat Covid.", ">\n\nCovfefe", ">\n\nHamburder flu", ">\n\nPerpetrated by the radical left gang member known as the “Hamburglar”", ">\n\nRobble robble", ">\n\nLots of self-proclaimed “alpha males” are wrestling with some cognitive dissonance today.", ">\n\nThey'll figure it out after praying to their favorite NFT of the day", ">\n\nDeSantis's response is going to be \"you know what makes me cry? CRT. Please clap.\"", ">\n\nIt was Jeb Bush that said “please clap.”", ">\n\nStandard playbook. Muddy the waters to make your opponent look “just as bad or worse” than you.", ">\n\nOr at least make up enough stories so that sane people with busy lives aren’t sure anymore. It’s what they’ve done for Zelenskyy, Thunberg, and Fauci.\nThat being said I wouldn’t be surprised if Desantis cried.", ">\n\nOn the one hand, Trump claims this any time he tells a story about anyone asking him for anything. \"He came to me with tears in his eyes.\" It's a bizarre piece of rhetoric he employs at every given opportunity. I think he thinks it makes him look magnanimous while simultaneously making the other person look weak. I have doubts that anyone has expressed any emotion in front of the man for less than $50,000 any time in the past 20 years.\nOn the other hand, DeSantis has no heart, can probably cry on command, and will crawl on his hands and knees across broken glass to jerk off a syphilitic stray dog into his own mouth if it means he gets what he wants.", ">\n\nNow thats an awful image!", ">\n\nThank you, I crafted it while taking a dump.", ">\n\nHope Georgia prosecutors doesn't forget the tweet where Trump admitted to interfering in the Florida election to make sure Desantis won.", ">\n\nAnd everybody clapped.", ">\n\nI dunno, I imagine a lot of people cry when they have to interact with him.", ">\n\nDesantis...\"I've seen the pee tape, and it is the most humiliation thing I've ever seen. Donald even got some in his mouth.\"", ">\n\nIt's just DJT pissing up into his own mouth on a bed the Obama's slept on at the Kremlin", ">\n\nTo be fair, getting a close up whiff of scrambled Sudafed and BigMac diaper blowouts tends to make one’s eyes run a bit.", ">\n\nDesantis is garbage. But this story likely isn't true. Trump claims people cry in front of him all the time. Many of those people aren't even real, they are just folks he made up in his head in the moment. \n\"This big guy, some say a former marine, a lot of people are saying it, really big, tough guy, and he came to me, tears in his eyes, and he said 'Mister Trump, you saved my life,' and it's true, I did save his life, I fought next to him in Afghanistan, that's what people are saying, and you know what? Maybe they're right, maybe I did kill 100 terrorists, because I know terrorists, some of them are my friends, and I say to terrorists, stop with that terror, and you know what? They stop. No one else knows terror and anti-terror like I do, just like that marine said.\"", ">\n\nRoflcopter", ">\n\nTrump knows whatever shit he says in the media will be reported like it was fact first and have to be proven false later", ">\n\n\n\"There were tears coming down from his eyes. He said: 'If you endorse me, I'll win,'\" said Trump.\n\nlmao trump couldnt come up with something better than this?", ">\n\nSeriously lol. It has a lot of \"and then everyone clapped\" energy.", ">\n\nWow who's gonna vote for Little Crybaby Ronnie?", ">\n\nWell as hard as it is to say it, I believe Trump this time. He just left out that they cried together, holding each other in a swampy embrace. Their Depends touching each other and their tentacles creep out and conjoin so they may exchange long protein strings.", ">\n\nTrump: [proceeds to unzip pantaloons]", ">\n\n\npantaloons\n\nrich people pants", ">\n\nNo, it’s crazypants. Right there in the name: pant-of-loons.", ">\n\nSuper convincing story, just trust him it's true. He's a business man! How else can he be so rich if not being totally honest? Btw the water pressure sucks in Florida, you have to flush multiple times. Terrible, terrible leader.", ">\n\n“He said ‘Sir…’”", ">\n\nLying liars lie.", ">\n\nBigly.", ">\n\nTrump says ~~Santos~~ DeSantis cried. ~~Santos~~ DeSantis will claim that he didn't. One of these serial liars would be telling the truth. That has never happened before so the universe might just explode out of sheer surprise.\nEdit: wrong idiot", ">\n\nSantos or DeSantis?", ">\n\nTrump is such a beacon of truth and integrity. Add irony here.", ">\n\nPoor Cry Baby DeSantis", ">\n\n‘Big, strong’ men can’t stop crying around President Trump. Just ask him.", ">\n\nTrump is unbelievable. After all these years he still sounds like a hurt 8 year old.", ">\n\nIt's times like this that having no history of telling any kind of truth really doesn't work in his favor, as much as I want to believe this.", ">\n\nLike everything else Trump has said, I’m sure this is 100% true.\nHe never lies, right?", ">\n\nTo try to make a rival look bad? He'd never do that.", ">\n\nWhile calling him sir. Yawn. We get it, Donald.", ">\n\nHe is a cringe factory and totally seems like type to cry for something when he really wants it, like a big baby.", ">\n\nLol. These people suck so bad.", ">\n\nCrying is okay, folks.\nTrump and DeSantis are shit people, but crying is okay.", ">\n\nProbably.... and Donald Trump poops himself and is a traitor.", ">\n\nFact: trump lies about everything. Fact: trump denigrates his opponents. As much as I want to believe this, it’s probably bull shit.", ">\n\nThey’re both liars, but somehow I believe this.", ">\n\nAnd then DJT shit his Depends.", ">\n\nWatching the republican party implode this election cycle is going to be schadenfreude like I’ve never experienced before.", ">\n\nEverything this piece of shit ever says is a lie. So I’m going to happily report that this is definitely more bullshit from this traitor’s mouth.\nThat being said, unfortunately his base will still eat this up. Because:\n-The Traitorous Piece of Shit said it so it must be true.\n-DeathSentence cried.\n-Crying is womanly.\n-DeathSentence is a woman.\n-MAGA MAGA MAGA\nSomewhere right now a group of Qdiots are saying some spaghetti style version of the exact talking points above.", ">\n\nTrump can piss in his pants because he wears absorbent diapers. It is probably a medical condition so he should not be ashamed.", ">\n\n\"He probably didn't even cry when he was a baby, and then he said..SIR!\"", ">\n\nStormy claims trump cried when she laughed at his mushroom dick", ">\n\nI had thought DeSantis was a SEAL, and therefore unlikely to be crying. I checked Wikipedia and found out the was a lawyer for the SEALs, so different. \nThen I read that he got a Bronze Star after his Iraq tour, but then I found out that the Bronze star is typically awarded as an upgrade from a MSM in combat zones. \nSo now I'm thinking that the crying story is totes believable.", ">\n\nSo…. By using logic we come to the conclusion that he made Trump cry, amiright? 😱", ">\n\nThis asshat is so fucking predictable.", ">\n\ndo you mean Desantis crying? Or Trump lying?", ">\n\nAnd called him sir", ">\n\nNext he'll call his wife ugly", ">\n\nOr say that she has secrets about where she worked.\nOr that his dad killed JFK.", ">\n\nNeither of these fascist deserve to be president.", ">\n\nletthemfight.gif", ">\n\nLet them fight. ding ding", ">\n\nLmao, let the feasting begin.", ">\n\nThis I will believe.", ">\n\nI also heard Trump claimed that anytime DeSantis had to open a jar that was too hard to open he came over to Trump's; in tears.", ">\n\nIt's scary how with the GOP's constant appeasement of the Orange Turd, I can actually see this happening. \nIs Trump lying? Most likely. But I can still see it happening." ]

[ "Sooo, this means trump cried in front of someone when seeking endorsement? Putin?", ">\n\nExactly.", ">\n\nWell, now we know exactly who has something over him.", ">\n\nWe do, but we used to, too.", ">\n\nThanks, Mitch.", ">\n\nDonnie DOES love escalators…", ">\n\nSorry for the convenience", ">\n\nI wonder how man times he called Trump \"sir?\"", ">\n\nThis is how it went word for word.\n“Please sir, endorse me sir. How can I be as smart and as good looking as you sir? Or sir, [starts sobbing] you are so wonderful “", ">\n\nDesantis weakly salutes Dear Leader", ">\n\nThe mandatory real-fake cry claim does have Kim-Jong Il vibes.", ">\n\nRed-on-red crime is my favorite kind of crime.", ">\n\nThis one is great hecause half of their base appeal is as tough guys, so telling the nation that one of them was sobbing like a baby in front of the other is a solid move. Now Deathanus has to decide whether to just accept it and be belittled, or start to fight back and fracture the party. 10/10 can’t wait for season finale.", ">\n\nHalf of these guys wouldn’t know the difference between a hatchet and an axe and wouldn’t be able to load and shoot an AR. \nRepublicans in federal government are almost all what they would consider effeminate suburbanites.", ">\n\nIn reality yes. But we know they don’t live there. To them an obese man who wears makeup and lifted shoes while avoiding war because his feet hurt is the epitome of manly.", ">\n\nI love your username. For some reason, that line cracked up my wife and me and we say it all the time.", ">\n\nIt’s so funny how many people get the reference! Workaholics def had its fans but it was never a mainstream smash so it’s crazy how many people recognize one throwaway line from the show!\nNow get in my grapevan pls", ">\n\nCatherine Zeta Jones, she dips beneath lasers, oh oh oh", ">\n\nShe has entrapped me, and Sean Connery! OH oh OH. OH oh OHhh^hh^h", ">\n\nWhen two pieces of shit get together, there will be a whole lot of stories coming out", ">\n\nThis embarrassing DeSantis campaign ad will be played repeatedly as a hit piece. That was some insane level of bootlicking lol. For one rare moment, I think Trump is speaking the truth. DeSantis absolutely cried in front of him and maybe even got on his knees for an endorsement", ">\n\nI had to go show this to my grandma. She screams about Trump and DeSantis til her voice cracks. She said she’s never wished on anyone’s demise before them. And McConnell. The rage in her 4’11”, 74 year old body is immense.", ">\n\nSounds like you've got one righteous grandma", ">\n\nShe marched her lil ass out in January in DC to march with us during Trump’s inauguration. It was actually my 18th birthday and afterwards we stopped and had Ethiopian for the first time. Her first time trying any African food and she still talks about how much she loves it. She sat with me at a tattoo appointment and afterwards we got pizza and ice cream. I love her. She’s an amazing woman.", ">\n\n\nand afterwards we stopped and had Ethiopian\n\nColumbus Circle? Fantastic places up there", ">\n\nWish I could remember. The place was packed. My grandmother and I sat on the end of the table with the vegetarian platter (since i was vegan) so she mostly ate the veg stuff. It was amazing. There’s a good place up in Tampa (Queen of Sheba) but nowhere near as good as this place was.", ">\n\nHe's probably lying but I wouldn't be surprised if its true. Have you ever seen DeSantis in a debate or outside of his hand-picked media reporters? He's so socially awkward and unstable and has the charisma of a garden slug.", ">\n\nTrue. I have noticed him moving his jaw from side to side in nearly every news conference when someone else is at the podium. Odd.", ">\n\nHe's got some kind of behavioral issue. He was never an appealing candidate, but he's surrounded himself and insulated himself with a core group of very politically savvy extremists that are the ones propelling him forward. He's not the political \"genius\" the media paints him out to be. His handlers are but he's an empty suit being controlled by puppeteers.", ">\n\nThat is actually slightly reassuring for someone not so in the know about him, like myself.", ">\n\nIt shouldn't be though. If you start looking in to his core group of advisors and backers these are some terrifying people.", ">\n\nIn so much as it shows his limitations.", ">\n\nTrue, he has many weaknesses. But they cover for them well.", ">\n\nTrump is desperate to make his opponents look effete to distract from his needing to have his hand held as we walked down a ramp or having to grasp a glass with two small hands or needing the power of the military to help him beat Covid.", ">\n\nCovfefe", ">\n\nHamburder flu", ">\n\nPerpetrated by the radical left gang member known as the “Hamburglar”", ">\n\nRobble robble", ">\n\nLots of self-proclaimed “alpha males” are wrestling with some cognitive dissonance today.", ">\n\nThey'll figure it out after praying to their favorite NFT of the day", ">\n\nDeSantis's response is going to be \"you know what makes me cry? CRT. Please clap.\"", ">\n\nIt was Jeb Bush that said “please clap.”", ">\n\nStandard playbook. Muddy the waters to make your opponent look “just as bad or worse” than you.", ">\n\nOr at least make up enough stories so that sane people with busy lives aren’t sure anymore. It’s what they’ve done for Zelenskyy, Thunberg, and Fauci.\nThat being said I wouldn’t be surprised if Desantis cried.", ">\n\nOn the one hand, Trump claims this any time he tells a story about anyone asking him for anything. \"He came to me with tears in his eyes.\" It's a bizarre piece of rhetoric he employs at every given opportunity. I think he thinks it makes him look magnanimous while simultaneously making the other person look weak. I have doubts that anyone has expressed any emotion in front of the man for less than $50,000 any time in the past 20 years.\nOn the other hand, DeSantis has no heart, can probably cry on command, and will crawl on his hands and knees across broken glass to jerk off a syphilitic stray dog into his own mouth if it means he gets what he wants.", ">\n\nNow thats an awful image!", ">\n\nThank you, I crafted it while taking a dump.", ">\n\nHope Georgia prosecutors doesn't forget the tweet where Trump admitted to interfering in the Florida election to make sure Desantis won.", ">\n\nAnd everybody clapped.", ">\n\nI dunno, I imagine a lot of people cry when they have to interact with him.", ">\n\nDesantis...\"I've seen the pee tape, and it is the most humiliation thing I've ever seen. Donald even got some in his mouth.\"", ">\n\nIt's just DJT pissing up into his own mouth on a bed the Obama's slept on at the Kremlin", ">\n\nTo be fair, getting a close up whiff of scrambled Sudafed and BigMac diaper blowouts tends to make one’s eyes run a bit.", ">\n\nDesantis is garbage. But this story likely isn't true. Trump claims people cry in front of him all the time. Many of those people aren't even real, they are just folks he made up in his head in the moment. \n\"This big guy, some say a former marine, a lot of people are saying it, really big, tough guy, and he came to me, tears in his eyes, and he said 'Mister Trump, you saved my life,' and it's true, I did save his life, I fought next to him in Afghanistan, that's what people are saying, and you know what? Maybe they're right, maybe I did kill 100 terrorists, because I know terrorists, some of them are my friends, and I say to terrorists, stop with that terror, and you know what? They stop. No one else knows terror and anti-terror like I do, just like that marine said.\"", ">\n\nRoflcopter", ">\n\nTrump knows whatever shit he says in the media will be reported like it was fact first and have to be proven false later", ">\n\n\n\"There were tears coming down from his eyes. He said: 'If you endorse me, I'll win,'\" said Trump.\n\nlmao trump couldnt come up with something better than this?", ">\n\nSeriously lol. It has a lot of \"and then everyone clapped\" energy.", ">\n\nWow who's gonna vote for Little Crybaby Ronnie?", ">\n\nWell as hard as it is to say it, I believe Trump this time. He just left out that they cried together, holding each other in a swampy embrace. Their Depends touching each other and their tentacles creep out and conjoin so they may exchange long protein strings.", ">\n\nTrump: [proceeds to unzip pantaloons]", ">\n\n\npantaloons\n\nrich people pants", ">\n\nNo, it’s crazypants. Right there in the name: pant-of-loons.", ">\n\nSuper convincing story, just trust him it's true. He's a business man! How else can he be so rich if not being totally honest? Btw the water pressure sucks in Florida, you have to flush multiple times. Terrible, terrible leader.", ">\n\n“He said ‘Sir…’”", ">\n\nLying liars lie.", ">\n\nBigly.", ">\n\nTrump says ~~Santos~~ DeSantis cried. ~~Santos~~ DeSantis will claim that he didn't. One of these serial liars would be telling the truth. That has never happened before so the universe might just explode out of sheer surprise.\nEdit: wrong idiot", ">\n\nSantos or DeSantis?", ">\n\nTrump is such a beacon of truth and integrity. Add irony here.", ">\n\nPoor Cry Baby DeSantis", ">\n\n‘Big, strong’ men can’t stop crying around President Trump. Just ask him.", ">\n\nTrump is unbelievable. After all these years he still sounds like a hurt 8 year old.", ">\n\nIt's times like this that having no history of telling any kind of truth really doesn't work in his favor, as much as I want to believe this.", ">\n\nLike everything else Trump has said, I’m sure this is 100% true.\nHe never lies, right?", ">\n\nTo try to make a rival look bad? He'd never do that.", ">\n\nWhile calling him sir. Yawn. We get it, Donald.", ">\n\nHe is a cringe factory and totally seems like type to cry for something when he really wants it, like a big baby.", ">\n\nLol. These people suck so bad.", ">\n\nCrying is okay, folks.\nTrump and DeSantis are shit people, but crying is okay.", ">\n\nProbably.... and Donald Trump poops himself and is a traitor.", ">\n\nFact: trump lies about everything. Fact: trump denigrates his opponents. As much as I want to believe this, it’s probably bull shit.", ">\n\nThey’re both liars, but somehow I believe this.", ">\n\nAnd then DJT shit his Depends.", ">\n\nWatching the republican party implode this election cycle is going to be schadenfreude like I’ve never experienced before.", ">\n\nEverything this piece of shit ever says is a lie. So I’m going to happily report that this is definitely more bullshit from this traitor’s mouth.\nThat being said, unfortunately his base will still eat this up. Because:\n-The Traitorous Piece of Shit said it so it must be true.\n-DeathSentence cried.\n-Crying is womanly.\n-DeathSentence is a woman.\n-MAGA MAGA MAGA\nSomewhere right now a group of Qdiots are saying some spaghetti style version of the exact talking points above.", ">\n\nTrump can piss in his pants because he wears absorbent diapers. It is probably a medical condition so he should not be ashamed.", ">\n\n\"He probably didn't even cry when he was a baby, and then he said..SIR!\"", ">\n\nStormy claims trump cried when she laughed at his mushroom dick", ">\n\nI had thought DeSantis was a SEAL, and therefore unlikely to be crying. I checked Wikipedia and found out the was a lawyer for the SEALs, so different. \nThen I read that he got a Bronze Star after his Iraq tour, but then I found out that the Bronze star is typically awarded as an upgrade from a MSM in combat zones. \nSo now I'm thinking that the crying story is totes believable.", ">\n\nSo…. By using logic we come to the conclusion that he made Trump cry, amiright? 😱", ">\n\nThis asshat is so fucking predictable.", ">\n\ndo you mean Desantis crying? Or Trump lying?", ">\n\nAnd called him sir", ">\n\nNext he'll call his wife ugly", ">\n\nOr say that she has secrets about where she worked.\nOr that his dad killed JFK.", ">\n\nNeither of these fascist deserve to be president.", ">\n\nletthemfight.gif", ">\n\nLet them fight. ding ding", ">\n\nLmao, let the feasting begin.", ">\n\nThis I will believe.", ">\n\nI also heard Trump claimed that anytime DeSantis had to open a jar that was too hard to open he came over to Trump's; in tears.", ">\n\nIt's scary how with the GOP's constant appeasement of the Orange Turd, I can actually see this happening. \nIs Trump lying? Most likely. But I can still see it happening.", ">\n\nAnd he's known for his consistent honesty, so I'm sure this happened." ]

[ "Sooo, this means trump cried in front of someone when seeking endorsement? Putin?", ">\n\nExactly.", ">\n\nWell, now we know exactly who has something over him.", ">\n\nWe do, but we used to, too.", ">\n\nThanks, Mitch.", ">\n\nDonnie DOES love escalators…", ">\n\nSorry for the convenience", ">\n\nI wonder how man times he called Trump \"sir?\"", ">\n\nThis is how it went word for word.\n“Please sir, endorse me sir. How can I be as smart and as good looking as you sir? Or sir, [starts sobbing] you are so wonderful “", ">\n\nDesantis weakly salutes Dear Leader", ">\n\nThe mandatory real-fake cry claim does have Kim-Jong Il vibes.", ">\n\nRed-on-red crime is my favorite kind of crime.", ">\n\nThis one is great hecause half of their base appeal is as tough guys, so telling the nation that one of them was sobbing like a baby in front of the other is a solid move. Now Deathanus has to decide whether to just accept it and be belittled, or start to fight back and fracture the party. 10/10 can’t wait for season finale.", ">\n\nHalf of these guys wouldn’t know the difference between a hatchet and an axe and wouldn’t be able to load and shoot an AR. \nRepublicans in federal government are almost all what they would consider effeminate suburbanites.", ">\n\nIn reality yes. But we know they don’t live there. To them an obese man who wears makeup and lifted shoes while avoiding war because his feet hurt is the epitome of manly.", ">\n\nI love your username. For some reason, that line cracked up my wife and me and we say it all the time.", ">\n\nIt’s so funny how many people get the reference! Workaholics def had its fans but it was never a mainstream smash so it’s crazy how many people recognize one throwaway line from the show!\nNow get in my grapevan pls", ">\n\nCatherine Zeta Jones, she dips beneath lasers, oh oh oh", ">\n\nShe has entrapped me, and Sean Connery! OH oh OH. OH oh OHhh^hh^h", ">\n\nWhen two pieces of shit get together, there will be a whole lot of stories coming out", ">\n\nThis embarrassing DeSantis campaign ad will be played repeatedly as a hit piece. That was some insane level of bootlicking lol. For one rare moment, I think Trump is speaking the truth. DeSantis absolutely cried in front of him and maybe even got on his knees for an endorsement", ">\n\nI had to go show this to my grandma. She screams about Trump and DeSantis til her voice cracks. She said she’s never wished on anyone’s demise before them. And McConnell. The rage in her 4’11”, 74 year old body is immense.", ">\n\nSounds like you've got one righteous grandma", ">\n\nShe marched her lil ass out in January in DC to march with us during Trump’s inauguration. It was actually my 18th birthday and afterwards we stopped and had Ethiopian for the first time. Her first time trying any African food and she still talks about how much she loves it. She sat with me at a tattoo appointment and afterwards we got pizza and ice cream. I love her. She’s an amazing woman.", ">\n\n\nand afterwards we stopped and had Ethiopian\n\nColumbus Circle? Fantastic places up there", ">\n\nWish I could remember. The place was packed. My grandmother and I sat on the end of the table with the vegetarian platter (since i was vegan) so she mostly ate the veg stuff. It was amazing. There’s a good place up in Tampa (Queen of Sheba) but nowhere near as good as this place was.", ">\n\nHe's probably lying but I wouldn't be surprised if its true. Have you ever seen DeSantis in a debate or outside of his hand-picked media reporters? He's so socially awkward and unstable and has the charisma of a garden slug.", ">\n\nTrue. I have noticed him moving his jaw from side to side in nearly every news conference when someone else is at the podium. Odd.", ">\n\nHe's got some kind of behavioral issue. He was never an appealing candidate, but he's surrounded himself and insulated himself with a core group of very politically savvy extremists that are the ones propelling him forward. He's not the political \"genius\" the media paints him out to be. His handlers are but he's an empty suit being controlled by puppeteers.", ">\n\nThat is actually slightly reassuring for someone not so in the know about him, like myself.", ">\n\nIt shouldn't be though. If you start looking in to his core group of advisors and backers these are some terrifying people.", ">\n\nIn so much as it shows his limitations.", ">\n\nTrue, he has many weaknesses. But they cover for them well.", ">\n\nTrump is desperate to make his opponents look effete to distract from his needing to have his hand held as we walked down a ramp or having to grasp a glass with two small hands or needing the power of the military to help him beat Covid.", ">\n\nCovfefe", ">\n\nHamburder flu", ">\n\nPerpetrated by the radical left gang member known as the “Hamburglar”", ">\n\nRobble robble", ">\n\nLots of self-proclaimed “alpha males” are wrestling with some cognitive dissonance today.", ">\n\nThey'll figure it out after praying to their favorite NFT of the day", ">\n\nDeSantis's response is going to be \"you know what makes me cry? CRT. Please clap.\"", ">\n\nIt was Jeb Bush that said “please clap.”", ">\n\nStandard playbook. Muddy the waters to make your opponent look “just as bad or worse” than you.", ">\n\nOr at least make up enough stories so that sane people with busy lives aren’t sure anymore. It’s what they’ve done for Zelenskyy, Thunberg, and Fauci.\nThat being said I wouldn’t be surprised if Desantis cried.", ">\n\nOn the one hand, Trump claims this any time he tells a story about anyone asking him for anything. \"He came to me with tears in his eyes.\" It's a bizarre piece of rhetoric he employs at every given opportunity. I think he thinks it makes him look magnanimous while simultaneously making the other person look weak. I have doubts that anyone has expressed any emotion in front of the man for less than $50,000 any time in the past 20 years.\nOn the other hand, DeSantis has no heart, can probably cry on command, and will crawl on his hands and knees across broken glass to jerk off a syphilitic stray dog into his own mouth if it means he gets what he wants.", ">\n\nNow thats an awful image!", ">\n\nThank you, I crafted it while taking a dump.", ">\n\nHope Georgia prosecutors doesn't forget the tweet where Trump admitted to interfering in the Florida election to make sure Desantis won.", ">\n\nAnd everybody clapped.", ">\n\nI dunno, I imagine a lot of people cry when they have to interact with him.", ">\n\nDesantis...\"I've seen the pee tape, and it is the most humiliation thing I've ever seen. Donald even got some in his mouth.\"", ">\n\nIt's just DJT pissing up into his own mouth on a bed the Obama's slept on at the Kremlin", ">\n\nTo be fair, getting a close up whiff of scrambled Sudafed and BigMac diaper blowouts tends to make one’s eyes run a bit.", ">\n\nDesantis is garbage. But this story likely isn't true. Trump claims people cry in front of him all the time. Many of those people aren't even real, they are just folks he made up in his head in the moment. \n\"This big guy, some say a former marine, a lot of people are saying it, really big, tough guy, and he came to me, tears in his eyes, and he said 'Mister Trump, you saved my life,' and it's true, I did save his life, I fought next to him in Afghanistan, that's what people are saying, and you know what? Maybe they're right, maybe I did kill 100 terrorists, because I know terrorists, some of them are my friends, and I say to terrorists, stop with that terror, and you know what? They stop. No one else knows terror and anti-terror like I do, just like that marine said.\"", ">\n\nRoflcopter", ">\n\nTrump knows whatever shit he says in the media will be reported like it was fact first and have to be proven false later", ">\n\n\n\"There were tears coming down from his eyes. He said: 'If you endorse me, I'll win,'\" said Trump.\n\nlmao trump couldnt come up with something better than this?", ">\n\nSeriously lol. It has a lot of \"and then everyone clapped\" energy.", ">\n\nWow who's gonna vote for Little Crybaby Ronnie?", ">\n\nWell as hard as it is to say it, I believe Trump this time. He just left out that they cried together, holding each other in a swampy embrace. Their Depends touching each other and their tentacles creep out and conjoin so they may exchange long protein strings.", ">\n\nTrump: [proceeds to unzip pantaloons]", ">\n\n\npantaloons\n\nrich people pants", ">\n\nNo, it’s crazypants. Right there in the name: pant-of-loons.", ">\n\nSuper convincing story, just trust him it's true. He's a business man! How else can he be so rich if not being totally honest? Btw the water pressure sucks in Florida, you have to flush multiple times. Terrible, terrible leader.", ">\n\n“He said ‘Sir…’”", ">\n\nLying liars lie.", ">\n\nBigly.", ">\n\nTrump says ~~Santos~~ DeSantis cried. ~~Santos~~ DeSantis will claim that he didn't. One of these serial liars would be telling the truth. That has never happened before so the universe might just explode out of sheer surprise.\nEdit: wrong idiot", ">\n\nSantos or DeSantis?", ">\n\nTrump is such a beacon of truth and integrity. Add irony here.", ">\n\nPoor Cry Baby DeSantis", ">\n\n‘Big, strong’ men can’t stop crying around President Trump. Just ask him.", ">\n\nTrump is unbelievable. After all these years he still sounds like a hurt 8 year old.", ">\n\nIt's times like this that having no history of telling any kind of truth really doesn't work in his favor, as much as I want to believe this.", ">\n\nLike everything else Trump has said, I’m sure this is 100% true.\nHe never lies, right?", ">\n\nTo try to make a rival look bad? He'd never do that.", ">\n\nWhile calling him sir. Yawn. We get it, Donald.", ">\n\nHe is a cringe factory and totally seems like type to cry for something when he really wants it, like a big baby.", ">\n\nLol. These people suck so bad.", ">\n\nCrying is okay, folks.\nTrump and DeSantis are shit people, but crying is okay.", ">\n\nProbably.... and Donald Trump poops himself and is a traitor.", ">\n\nFact: trump lies about everything. Fact: trump denigrates his opponents. As much as I want to believe this, it’s probably bull shit.", ">\n\nThey’re both liars, but somehow I believe this.", ">\n\nAnd then DJT shit his Depends.", ">\n\nWatching the republican party implode this election cycle is going to be schadenfreude like I’ve never experienced before.", ">\n\nEverything this piece of shit ever says is a lie. So I’m going to happily report that this is definitely more bullshit from this traitor’s mouth.\nThat being said, unfortunately his base will still eat this up. Because:\n-The Traitorous Piece of Shit said it so it must be true.\n-DeathSentence cried.\n-Crying is womanly.\n-DeathSentence is a woman.\n-MAGA MAGA MAGA\nSomewhere right now a group of Qdiots are saying some spaghetti style version of the exact talking points above.", ">\n\nTrump can piss in his pants because he wears absorbent diapers. It is probably a medical condition so he should not be ashamed.", ">\n\n\"He probably didn't even cry when he was a baby, and then he said..SIR!\"", ">\n\nStormy claims trump cried when she laughed at his mushroom dick", ">\n\nI had thought DeSantis was a SEAL, and therefore unlikely to be crying. I checked Wikipedia and found out the was a lawyer for the SEALs, so different. \nThen I read that he got a Bronze Star after his Iraq tour, but then I found out that the Bronze star is typically awarded as an upgrade from a MSM in combat zones. \nSo now I'm thinking that the crying story is totes believable.", ">\n\nSo…. By using logic we come to the conclusion that he made Trump cry, amiright? 😱", ">\n\nThis asshat is so fucking predictable.", ">\n\ndo you mean Desantis crying? Or Trump lying?", ">\n\nAnd called him sir", ">\n\nNext he'll call his wife ugly", ">\n\nOr say that she has secrets about where she worked.\nOr that his dad killed JFK.", ">\n\nNeither of these fascist deserve to be president.", ">\n\nletthemfight.gif", ">\n\nLet them fight. ding ding", ">\n\nLmao, let the feasting begin.", ">\n\nThis I will believe.", ">\n\nI also heard Trump claimed that anytime DeSantis had to open a jar that was too hard to open he came over to Trump's; in tears.", ">\n\nIt's scary how with the GOP's constant appeasement of the Orange Turd, I can actually see this happening. \nIs Trump lying? Most likely. But I can still see it happening.", ">\n\nAnd he's known for his consistent honesty, so I'm sure this happened.", ">\n\nTrump seems to always endorse people who cry in front of him, only to betray him later. Not a great judge of character if you ask me." ]

[ "Sooo, this means trump cried in front of someone when seeking endorsement? Putin?", ">\n\nExactly.", ">\n\nWell, now we know exactly who has something over him.", ">\n\nWe do, but we used to, too.", ">\n\nThanks, Mitch.", ">\n\nDonnie DOES love escalators…", ">\n\nSorry for the convenience", ">\n\nI wonder how man times he called Trump \"sir?\"", ">\n\nThis is how it went word for word.\n“Please sir, endorse me sir. How can I be as smart and as good looking as you sir? Or sir, [starts sobbing] you are so wonderful “", ">\n\nDesantis weakly salutes Dear Leader", ">\n\nThe mandatory real-fake cry claim does have Kim-Jong Il vibes.", ">\n\nRed-on-red crime is my favorite kind of crime.", ">\n\nThis one is great hecause half of their base appeal is as tough guys, so telling the nation that one of them was sobbing like a baby in front of the other is a solid move. Now Deathanus has to decide whether to just accept it and be belittled, or start to fight back and fracture the party. 10/10 can’t wait for season finale.", ">\n\nHalf of these guys wouldn’t know the difference between a hatchet and an axe and wouldn’t be able to load and shoot an AR. \nRepublicans in federal government are almost all what they would consider effeminate suburbanites.", ">\n\nIn reality yes. But we know they don’t live there. To them an obese man who wears makeup and lifted shoes while avoiding war because his feet hurt is the epitome of manly.", ">\n\nI love your username. For some reason, that line cracked up my wife and me and we say it all the time.", ">\n\nIt’s so funny how many people get the reference! Workaholics def had its fans but it was never a mainstream smash so it’s crazy how many people recognize one throwaway line from the show!\nNow get in my grapevan pls", ">\n\nCatherine Zeta Jones, she dips beneath lasers, oh oh oh", ">\n\nShe has entrapped me, and Sean Connery! OH oh OH. OH oh OHhh^hh^h", ">\n\nWhen two pieces of shit get together, there will be a whole lot of stories coming out", ">\n\nThis embarrassing DeSantis campaign ad will be played repeatedly as a hit piece. That was some insane level of bootlicking lol. For one rare moment, I think Trump is speaking the truth. DeSantis absolutely cried in front of him and maybe even got on his knees for an endorsement", ">\n\nI had to go show this to my grandma. She screams about Trump and DeSantis til her voice cracks. She said she’s never wished on anyone’s demise before them. And McConnell. The rage in her 4’11”, 74 year old body is immense.", ">\n\nSounds like you've got one righteous grandma", ">\n\nShe marched her lil ass out in January in DC to march with us during Trump’s inauguration. It was actually my 18th birthday and afterwards we stopped and had Ethiopian for the first time. Her first time trying any African food and she still talks about how much she loves it. She sat with me at a tattoo appointment and afterwards we got pizza and ice cream. I love her. She’s an amazing woman.", ">\n\n\nand afterwards we stopped and had Ethiopian\n\nColumbus Circle? Fantastic places up there", ">\n\nWish I could remember. The place was packed. My grandmother and I sat on the end of the table with the vegetarian platter (since i was vegan) so she mostly ate the veg stuff. It was amazing. There’s a good place up in Tampa (Queen of Sheba) but nowhere near as good as this place was.", ">\n\nHe's probably lying but I wouldn't be surprised if its true. Have you ever seen DeSantis in a debate or outside of his hand-picked media reporters? He's so socially awkward and unstable and has the charisma of a garden slug.", ">\n\nTrue. I have noticed him moving his jaw from side to side in nearly every news conference when someone else is at the podium. Odd.", ">\n\nHe's got some kind of behavioral issue. He was never an appealing candidate, but he's surrounded himself and insulated himself with a core group of very politically savvy extremists that are the ones propelling him forward. He's not the political \"genius\" the media paints him out to be. His handlers are but he's an empty suit being controlled by puppeteers.", ">\n\nThat is actually slightly reassuring for someone not so in the know about him, like myself.", ">\n\nIt shouldn't be though. If you start looking in to his core group of advisors and backers these are some terrifying people.", ">\n\nIn so much as it shows his limitations.", ">\n\nTrue, he has many weaknesses. But they cover for them well.", ">\n\nTrump is desperate to make his opponents look effete to distract from his needing to have his hand held as we walked down a ramp or having to grasp a glass with two small hands or needing the power of the military to help him beat Covid.", ">\n\nCovfefe", ">\n\nHamburder flu", ">\n\nPerpetrated by the radical left gang member known as the “Hamburglar”", ">\n\nRobble robble", ">\n\nLots of self-proclaimed “alpha males” are wrestling with some cognitive dissonance today.", ">\n\nThey'll figure it out after praying to their favorite NFT of the day", ">\n\nDeSantis's response is going to be \"you know what makes me cry? CRT. Please clap.\"", ">\n\nIt was Jeb Bush that said “please clap.”", ">\n\nStandard playbook. Muddy the waters to make your opponent look “just as bad or worse” than you.", ">\n\nOr at least make up enough stories so that sane people with busy lives aren’t sure anymore. It’s what they’ve done for Zelenskyy, Thunberg, and Fauci.\nThat being said I wouldn’t be surprised if Desantis cried.", ">\n\nOn the one hand, Trump claims this any time he tells a story about anyone asking him for anything. \"He came to me with tears in his eyes.\" It's a bizarre piece of rhetoric he employs at every given opportunity. I think he thinks it makes him look magnanimous while simultaneously making the other person look weak. I have doubts that anyone has expressed any emotion in front of the man for less than $50,000 any time in the past 20 years.\nOn the other hand, DeSantis has no heart, can probably cry on command, and will crawl on his hands and knees across broken glass to jerk off a syphilitic stray dog into his own mouth if it means he gets what he wants.", ">\n\nNow thats an awful image!", ">\n\nThank you, I crafted it while taking a dump.", ">\n\nHope Georgia prosecutors doesn't forget the tweet where Trump admitted to interfering in the Florida election to make sure Desantis won.", ">\n\nAnd everybody clapped.", ">\n\nI dunno, I imagine a lot of people cry when they have to interact with him.", ">\n\nDesantis...\"I've seen the pee tape, and it is the most humiliation thing I've ever seen. Donald even got some in his mouth.\"", ">\n\nIt's just DJT pissing up into his own mouth on a bed the Obama's slept on at the Kremlin", ">\n\nTo be fair, getting a close up whiff of scrambled Sudafed and BigMac diaper blowouts tends to make one’s eyes run a bit.", ">\n\nDesantis is garbage. But this story likely isn't true. Trump claims people cry in front of him all the time. Many of those people aren't even real, they are just folks he made up in his head in the moment. \n\"This big guy, some say a former marine, a lot of people are saying it, really big, tough guy, and he came to me, tears in his eyes, and he said 'Mister Trump, you saved my life,' and it's true, I did save his life, I fought next to him in Afghanistan, that's what people are saying, and you know what? Maybe they're right, maybe I did kill 100 terrorists, because I know terrorists, some of them are my friends, and I say to terrorists, stop with that terror, and you know what? They stop. No one else knows terror and anti-terror like I do, just like that marine said.\"", ">\n\nRoflcopter", ">\n\nTrump knows whatever shit he says in the media will be reported like it was fact first and have to be proven false later", ">\n\n\n\"There were tears coming down from his eyes. He said: 'If you endorse me, I'll win,'\" said Trump.\n\nlmao trump couldnt come up with something better than this?", ">\n\nSeriously lol. It has a lot of \"and then everyone clapped\" energy.", ">\n\nWow who's gonna vote for Little Crybaby Ronnie?", ">\n\nWell as hard as it is to say it, I believe Trump this time. He just left out that they cried together, holding each other in a swampy embrace. Their Depends touching each other and their tentacles creep out and conjoin so they may exchange long protein strings.", ">\n\nTrump: [proceeds to unzip pantaloons]", ">\n\n\npantaloons\n\nrich people pants", ">\n\nNo, it’s crazypants. Right there in the name: pant-of-loons.", ">\n\nSuper convincing story, just trust him it's true. He's a business man! How else can he be so rich if not being totally honest? Btw the water pressure sucks in Florida, you have to flush multiple times. Terrible, terrible leader.", ">\n\n“He said ‘Sir…’”", ">\n\nLying liars lie.", ">\n\nBigly.", ">\n\nTrump says ~~Santos~~ DeSantis cried. ~~Santos~~ DeSantis will claim that he didn't. One of these serial liars would be telling the truth. That has never happened before so the universe might just explode out of sheer surprise.\nEdit: wrong idiot", ">\n\nSantos or DeSantis?", ">\n\nTrump is such a beacon of truth and integrity. Add irony here.", ">\n\nPoor Cry Baby DeSantis", ">\n\n‘Big, strong’ men can’t stop crying around President Trump. Just ask him.", ">\n\nTrump is unbelievable. After all these years he still sounds like a hurt 8 year old.", ">\n\nIt's times like this that having no history of telling any kind of truth really doesn't work in his favor, as much as I want to believe this.", ">\n\nLike everything else Trump has said, I’m sure this is 100% true.\nHe never lies, right?", ">\n\nTo try to make a rival look bad? He'd never do that.", ">\n\nWhile calling him sir. Yawn. We get it, Donald.", ">\n\nHe is a cringe factory and totally seems like type to cry for something when he really wants it, like a big baby.", ">\n\nLol. These people suck so bad.", ">\n\nCrying is okay, folks.\nTrump and DeSantis are shit people, but crying is okay.", ">\n\nProbably.... and Donald Trump poops himself and is a traitor.", ">\n\nFact: trump lies about everything. Fact: trump denigrates his opponents. As much as I want to believe this, it’s probably bull shit.", ">\n\nThey’re both liars, but somehow I believe this.", ">\n\nAnd then DJT shit his Depends.", ">\n\nWatching the republican party implode this election cycle is going to be schadenfreude like I’ve never experienced before.", ">\n\nEverything this piece of shit ever says is a lie. So I’m going to happily report that this is definitely more bullshit from this traitor’s mouth.\nThat being said, unfortunately his base will still eat this up. Because:\n-The Traitorous Piece of Shit said it so it must be true.\n-DeathSentence cried.\n-Crying is womanly.\n-DeathSentence is a woman.\n-MAGA MAGA MAGA\nSomewhere right now a group of Qdiots are saying some spaghetti style version of the exact talking points above.", ">\n\nTrump can piss in his pants because he wears absorbent diapers. It is probably a medical condition so he should not be ashamed.", ">\n\n\"He probably didn't even cry when he was a baby, and then he said..SIR!\"", ">\n\nStormy claims trump cried when she laughed at his mushroom dick", ">\n\nI had thought DeSantis was a SEAL, and therefore unlikely to be crying. I checked Wikipedia and found out the was a lawyer for the SEALs, so different. \nThen I read that he got a Bronze Star after his Iraq tour, but then I found out that the Bronze star is typically awarded as an upgrade from a MSM in combat zones. \nSo now I'm thinking that the crying story is totes believable.", ">\n\nSo…. By using logic we come to the conclusion that he made Trump cry, amiright? 😱", ">\n\nThis asshat is so fucking predictable.", ">\n\ndo you mean Desantis crying? Or Trump lying?", ">\n\nAnd called him sir", ">\n\nNext he'll call his wife ugly", ">\n\nOr say that she has secrets about where she worked.\nOr that his dad killed JFK.", ">\n\nNeither of these fascist deserve to be president.", ">\n\nletthemfight.gif", ">\n\nLet them fight. ding ding", ">\n\nLmao, let the feasting begin.", ">\n\nThis I will believe.", ">\n\nI also heard Trump claimed that anytime DeSantis had to open a jar that was too hard to open he came over to Trump's; in tears.", ">\n\nIt's scary how with the GOP's constant appeasement of the Orange Turd, I can actually see this happening. \nIs Trump lying? Most likely. But I can still see it happening.", ">\n\nAnd he's known for his consistent honesty, so I'm sure this happened.", ">\n\nTrump seems to always endorse people who cry in front of him, only to betray him later. Not a great judge of character if you ask me.", ">\n\nLet me guess, he called him 'Sir,' too. \nBuffoon." ]

[ "Sooo, this means trump cried in front of someone when seeking endorsement? Putin?", ">\n\nExactly.", ">\n\nWell, now we know exactly who has something over him.", ">\n\nWe do, but we used to, too.", ">\n\nThanks, Mitch.", ">\n\nDonnie DOES love escalators…", ">\n\nSorry for the convenience", ">\n\nI wonder how man times he called Trump \"sir?\"", ">\n\nThis is how it went word for word.\n“Please sir, endorse me sir. How can I be as smart and as good looking as you sir? Or sir, [starts sobbing] you are so wonderful “", ">\n\nDesantis weakly salutes Dear Leader", ">\n\nThe mandatory real-fake cry claim does have Kim-Jong Il vibes.", ">\n\nRed-on-red crime is my favorite kind of crime.", ">\n\nThis one is great hecause half of their base appeal is as tough guys, so telling the nation that one of them was sobbing like a baby in front of the other is a solid move. Now Deathanus has to decide whether to just accept it and be belittled, or start to fight back and fracture the party. 10/10 can’t wait for season finale.", ">\n\nHalf of these guys wouldn’t know the difference between a hatchet and an axe and wouldn’t be able to load and shoot an AR. \nRepublicans in federal government are almost all what they would consider effeminate suburbanites.", ">\n\nIn reality yes. But we know they don’t live there. To them an obese man who wears makeup and lifted shoes while avoiding war because his feet hurt is the epitome of manly.", ">\n\nI love your username. For some reason, that line cracked up my wife and me and we say it all the time.", ">\n\nIt’s so funny how many people get the reference! Workaholics def had its fans but it was never a mainstream smash so it’s crazy how many people recognize one throwaway line from the show!\nNow get in my grapevan pls", ">\n\nCatherine Zeta Jones, she dips beneath lasers, oh oh oh", ">\n\nShe has entrapped me, and Sean Connery! OH oh OH. OH oh OHhh^hh^h", ">\n\nWhen two pieces of shit get together, there will be a whole lot of stories coming out", ">\n\nThis embarrassing DeSantis campaign ad will be played repeatedly as a hit piece. That was some insane level of bootlicking lol. For one rare moment, I think Trump is speaking the truth. DeSantis absolutely cried in front of him and maybe even got on his knees for an endorsement", ">\n\nI had to go show this to my grandma. She screams about Trump and DeSantis til her voice cracks. She said she’s never wished on anyone’s demise before them. And McConnell. The rage in her 4’11”, 74 year old body is immense.", ">\n\nSounds like you've got one righteous grandma", ">\n\nShe marched her lil ass out in January in DC to march with us during Trump’s inauguration. It was actually my 18th birthday and afterwards we stopped and had Ethiopian for the first time. Her first time trying any African food and she still talks about how much she loves it. She sat with me at a tattoo appointment and afterwards we got pizza and ice cream. I love her. She’s an amazing woman.", ">\n\n\nand afterwards we stopped and had Ethiopian\n\nColumbus Circle? Fantastic places up there", ">\n\nWish I could remember. The place was packed. My grandmother and I sat on the end of the table with the vegetarian platter (since i was vegan) so she mostly ate the veg stuff. It was amazing. There’s a good place up in Tampa (Queen of Sheba) but nowhere near as good as this place was.", ">\n\nHe's probably lying but I wouldn't be surprised if its true. Have you ever seen DeSantis in a debate or outside of his hand-picked media reporters? He's so socially awkward and unstable and has the charisma of a garden slug.", ">\n\nTrue. I have noticed him moving his jaw from side to side in nearly every news conference when someone else is at the podium. Odd.", ">\n\nHe's got some kind of behavioral issue. He was never an appealing candidate, but he's surrounded himself and insulated himself with a core group of very politically savvy extremists that are the ones propelling him forward. He's not the political \"genius\" the media paints him out to be. His handlers are but he's an empty suit being controlled by puppeteers.", ">\n\nThat is actually slightly reassuring for someone not so in the know about him, like myself.", ">\n\nIt shouldn't be though. If you start looking in to his core group of advisors and backers these are some terrifying people.", ">\n\nIn so much as it shows his limitations.", ">\n\nTrue, he has many weaknesses. But they cover for them well.", ">\n\nTrump is desperate to make his opponents look effete to distract from his needing to have his hand held as we walked down a ramp or having to grasp a glass with two small hands or needing the power of the military to help him beat Covid.", ">\n\nCovfefe", ">\n\nHamburder flu", ">\n\nPerpetrated by the radical left gang member known as the “Hamburglar”", ">\n\nRobble robble", ">\n\nLots of self-proclaimed “alpha males” are wrestling with some cognitive dissonance today.", ">\n\nThey'll figure it out after praying to their favorite NFT of the day", ">\n\nDeSantis's response is going to be \"you know what makes me cry? CRT. Please clap.\"", ">\n\nIt was Jeb Bush that said “please clap.”", ">\n\nStandard playbook. Muddy the waters to make your opponent look “just as bad or worse” than you.", ">\n\nOr at least make up enough stories so that sane people with busy lives aren’t sure anymore. It’s what they’ve done for Zelenskyy, Thunberg, and Fauci.\nThat being said I wouldn’t be surprised if Desantis cried.", ">\n\nOn the one hand, Trump claims this any time he tells a story about anyone asking him for anything. \"He came to me with tears in his eyes.\" It's a bizarre piece of rhetoric he employs at every given opportunity. I think he thinks it makes him look magnanimous while simultaneously making the other person look weak. I have doubts that anyone has expressed any emotion in front of the man for less than $50,000 any time in the past 20 years.\nOn the other hand, DeSantis has no heart, can probably cry on command, and will crawl on his hands and knees across broken glass to jerk off a syphilitic stray dog into his own mouth if it means he gets what he wants.", ">\n\nNow thats an awful image!", ">\n\nThank you, I crafted it while taking a dump.", ">\n\nHope Georgia prosecutors doesn't forget the tweet where Trump admitted to interfering in the Florida election to make sure Desantis won.", ">\n\nAnd everybody clapped.", ">\n\nI dunno, I imagine a lot of people cry when they have to interact with him.", ">\n\nDesantis...\"I've seen the pee tape, and it is the most humiliation thing I've ever seen. Donald even got some in his mouth.\"", ">\n\nIt's just DJT pissing up into his own mouth on a bed the Obama's slept on at the Kremlin", ">\n\nTo be fair, getting a close up whiff of scrambled Sudafed and BigMac diaper blowouts tends to make one’s eyes run a bit.", ">\n\nDesantis is garbage. But this story likely isn't true. Trump claims people cry in front of him all the time. Many of those people aren't even real, they are just folks he made up in his head in the moment. \n\"This big guy, some say a former marine, a lot of people are saying it, really big, tough guy, and he came to me, tears in his eyes, and he said 'Mister Trump, you saved my life,' and it's true, I did save his life, I fought next to him in Afghanistan, that's what people are saying, and you know what? Maybe they're right, maybe I did kill 100 terrorists, because I know terrorists, some of them are my friends, and I say to terrorists, stop with that terror, and you know what? They stop. No one else knows terror and anti-terror like I do, just like that marine said.\"", ">\n\nRoflcopter", ">\n\nTrump knows whatever shit he says in the media will be reported like it was fact first and have to be proven false later", ">\n\n\n\"There were tears coming down from his eyes. He said: 'If you endorse me, I'll win,'\" said Trump.\n\nlmao trump couldnt come up with something better than this?", ">\n\nSeriously lol. It has a lot of \"and then everyone clapped\" energy.", ">\n\nWow who's gonna vote for Little Crybaby Ronnie?", ">\n\nWell as hard as it is to say it, I believe Trump this time. He just left out that they cried together, holding each other in a swampy embrace. Their Depends touching each other and their tentacles creep out and conjoin so they may exchange long protein strings.", ">\n\nTrump: [proceeds to unzip pantaloons]", ">\n\n\npantaloons\n\nrich people pants", ">\n\nNo, it’s crazypants. Right there in the name: pant-of-loons.", ">\n\nSuper convincing story, just trust him it's true. He's a business man! How else can he be so rich if not being totally honest? Btw the water pressure sucks in Florida, you have to flush multiple times. Terrible, terrible leader.", ">\n\n“He said ‘Sir…’”", ">\n\nLying liars lie.", ">\n\nBigly.", ">\n\nTrump says ~~Santos~~ DeSantis cried. ~~Santos~~ DeSantis will claim that he didn't. One of these serial liars would be telling the truth. That has never happened before so the universe might just explode out of sheer surprise.\nEdit: wrong idiot", ">\n\nSantos or DeSantis?", ">\n\nTrump is such a beacon of truth and integrity. Add irony here.", ">\n\nPoor Cry Baby DeSantis", ">\n\n‘Big, strong’ men can’t stop crying around President Trump. Just ask him.", ">\n\nTrump is unbelievable. After all these years he still sounds like a hurt 8 year old.", ">\n\nIt's times like this that having no history of telling any kind of truth really doesn't work in his favor, as much as I want to believe this.", ">\n\nLike everything else Trump has said, I’m sure this is 100% true.\nHe never lies, right?", ">\n\nTo try to make a rival look bad? He'd never do that.", ">\n\nWhile calling him sir. Yawn. We get it, Donald.", ">\n\nHe is a cringe factory and totally seems like type to cry for something when he really wants it, like a big baby.", ">\n\nLol. These people suck so bad.", ">\n\nCrying is okay, folks.\nTrump and DeSantis are shit people, but crying is okay.", ">\n\nProbably.... and Donald Trump poops himself and is a traitor.", ">\n\nFact: trump lies about everything. Fact: trump denigrates his opponents. As much as I want to believe this, it’s probably bull shit.", ">\n\nThey’re both liars, but somehow I believe this.", ">\n\nAnd then DJT shit his Depends.", ">\n\nWatching the republican party implode this election cycle is going to be schadenfreude like I’ve never experienced before.", ">\n\nEverything this piece of shit ever says is a lie. So I’m going to happily report that this is definitely more bullshit from this traitor’s mouth.\nThat being said, unfortunately his base will still eat this up. Because:\n-The Traitorous Piece of Shit said it so it must be true.\n-DeathSentence cried.\n-Crying is womanly.\n-DeathSentence is a woman.\n-MAGA MAGA MAGA\nSomewhere right now a group of Qdiots are saying some spaghetti style version of the exact talking points above.", ">\n\nTrump can piss in his pants because he wears absorbent diapers. It is probably a medical condition so he should not be ashamed.", ">\n\n\"He probably didn't even cry when he was a baby, and then he said..SIR!\"", ">\n\nStormy claims trump cried when she laughed at his mushroom dick", ">\n\nI had thought DeSantis was a SEAL, and therefore unlikely to be crying. I checked Wikipedia and found out the was a lawyer for the SEALs, so different. \nThen I read that he got a Bronze Star after his Iraq tour, but then I found out that the Bronze star is typically awarded as an upgrade from a MSM in combat zones. \nSo now I'm thinking that the crying story is totes believable.", ">\n\nSo…. By using logic we come to the conclusion that he made Trump cry, amiright? 😱", ">\n\nThis asshat is so fucking predictable.", ">\n\ndo you mean Desantis crying? Or Trump lying?", ">\n\nAnd called him sir", ">\n\nNext he'll call his wife ugly", ">\n\nOr say that she has secrets about where she worked.\nOr that his dad killed JFK.", ">\n\nNeither of these fascist deserve to be president.", ">\n\nletthemfight.gif", ">\n\nLet them fight. ding ding", ">\n\nLmao, let the feasting begin.", ">\n\nThis I will believe.", ">\n\nI also heard Trump claimed that anytime DeSantis had to open a jar that was too hard to open he came over to Trump's; in tears.", ">\n\nIt's scary how with the GOP's constant appeasement of the Orange Turd, I can actually see this happening. \nIs Trump lying? Most likely. But I can still see it happening.", ">\n\nAnd he's known for his consistent honesty, so I'm sure this happened.", ">\n\nTrump seems to always endorse people who cry in front of him, only to betray him later. Not a great judge of character if you ask me.", ">\n\nLet me guess, he called him 'Sir,' too. \nBuffoon.", ">\n\nHaha, this is where they've gotten to? \"Desantis is a booger-head and cried in front of me!\"" ]

[ "Sooo, this means trump cried in front of someone when seeking endorsement? Putin?", ">\n\nExactly.", ">\n\nWell, now we know exactly who has something over him.", ">\n\nWe do, but we used to, too.", ">\n\nThanks, Mitch.", ">\n\nDonnie DOES love escalators…", ">\n\nSorry for the convenience", ">\n\nI wonder how man times he called Trump \"sir?\"", ">\n\nThis is how it went word for word.\n“Please sir, endorse me sir. How can I be as smart and as good looking as you sir? Or sir, [starts sobbing] you are so wonderful “", ">\n\nDesantis weakly salutes Dear Leader", ">\n\nThe mandatory real-fake cry claim does have Kim-Jong Il vibes.", ">\n\nRed-on-red crime is my favorite kind of crime.", ">\n\nThis one is great hecause half of their base appeal is as tough guys, so telling the nation that one of them was sobbing like a baby in front of the other is a solid move. Now Deathanus has to decide whether to just accept it and be belittled, or start to fight back and fracture the party. 10/10 can’t wait for season finale.", ">\n\nHalf of these guys wouldn’t know the difference between a hatchet and an axe and wouldn’t be able to load and shoot an AR. \nRepublicans in federal government are almost all what they would consider effeminate suburbanites.", ">\n\nIn reality yes. But we know they don’t live there. To them an obese man who wears makeup and lifted shoes while avoiding war because his feet hurt is the epitome of manly.", ">\n\nI love your username. For some reason, that line cracked up my wife and me and we say it all the time.", ">\n\nIt’s so funny how many people get the reference! Workaholics def had its fans but it was never a mainstream smash so it’s crazy how many people recognize one throwaway line from the show!\nNow get in my grapevan pls", ">\n\nCatherine Zeta Jones, she dips beneath lasers, oh oh oh", ">\n\nShe has entrapped me, and Sean Connery! OH oh OH. OH oh OHhh^hh^h", ">\n\nWhen two pieces of shit get together, there will be a whole lot of stories coming out", ">\n\nThis embarrassing DeSantis campaign ad will be played repeatedly as a hit piece. That was some insane level of bootlicking lol. For one rare moment, I think Trump is speaking the truth. DeSantis absolutely cried in front of him and maybe even got on his knees for an endorsement", ">\n\nI had to go show this to my grandma. She screams about Trump and DeSantis til her voice cracks. She said she’s never wished on anyone’s demise before them. And McConnell. The rage in her 4’11”, 74 year old body is immense.", ">\n\nSounds like you've got one righteous grandma", ">\n\nShe marched her lil ass out in January in DC to march with us during Trump’s inauguration. It was actually my 18th birthday and afterwards we stopped and had Ethiopian for the first time. Her first time trying any African food and she still talks about how much she loves it. She sat with me at a tattoo appointment and afterwards we got pizza and ice cream. I love her. She’s an amazing woman.", ">\n\n\nand afterwards we stopped and had Ethiopian\n\nColumbus Circle? Fantastic places up there", ">\n\nWish I could remember. The place was packed. My grandmother and I sat on the end of the table with the vegetarian platter (since i was vegan) so she mostly ate the veg stuff. It was amazing. There’s a good place up in Tampa (Queen of Sheba) but nowhere near as good as this place was.", ">\n\nHe's probably lying but I wouldn't be surprised if its true. Have you ever seen DeSantis in a debate or outside of his hand-picked media reporters? He's so socially awkward and unstable and has the charisma of a garden slug.", ">\n\nTrue. I have noticed him moving his jaw from side to side in nearly every news conference when someone else is at the podium. Odd.", ">\n\nHe's got some kind of behavioral issue. He was never an appealing candidate, but he's surrounded himself and insulated himself with a core group of very politically savvy extremists that are the ones propelling him forward. He's not the political \"genius\" the media paints him out to be. His handlers are but he's an empty suit being controlled by puppeteers.", ">\n\nThat is actually slightly reassuring for someone not so in the know about him, like myself.", ">\n\nIt shouldn't be though. If you start looking in to his core group of advisors and backers these are some terrifying people.", ">\n\nIn so much as it shows his limitations.", ">\n\nTrue, he has many weaknesses. But they cover for them well.", ">\n\nTrump is desperate to make his opponents look effete to distract from his needing to have his hand held as we walked down a ramp or having to grasp a glass with two small hands or needing the power of the military to help him beat Covid.", ">\n\nCovfefe", ">\n\nHamburder flu", ">\n\nPerpetrated by the radical left gang member known as the “Hamburglar”", ">\n\nRobble robble", ">\n\nLots of self-proclaimed “alpha males” are wrestling with some cognitive dissonance today.", ">\n\nThey'll figure it out after praying to their favorite NFT of the day", ">\n\nDeSantis's response is going to be \"you know what makes me cry? CRT. Please clap.\"", ">\n\nIt was Jeb Bush that said “please clap.”", ">\n\nStandard playbook. Muddy the waters to make your opponent look “just as bad or worse” than you.", ">\n\nOr at least make up enough stories so that sane people with busy lives aren’t sure anymore. It’s what they’ve done for Zelenskyy, Thunberg, and Fauci.\nThat being said I wouldn’t be surprised if Desantis cried.", ">\n\nOn the one hand, Trump claims this any time he tells a story about anyone asking him for anything. \"He came to me with tears in his eyes.\" It's a bizarre piece of rhetoric he employs at every given opportunity. I think he thinks it makes him look magnanimous while simultaneously making the other person look weak. I have doubts that anyone has expressed any emotion in front of the man for less than $50,000 any time in the past 20 years.\nOn the other hand, DeSantis has no heart, can probably cry on command, and will crawl on his hands and knees across broken glass to jerk off a syphilitic stray dog into his own mouth if it means he gets what he wants.", ">\n\nNow thats an awful image!", ">\n\nThank you, I crafted it while taking a dump.", ">\n\nHope Georgia prosecutors doesn't forget the tweet where Trump admitted to interfering in the Florida election to make sure Desantis won.", ">\n\nAnd everybody clapped.", ">\n\nI dunno, I imagine a lot of people cry when they have to interact with him.", ">\n\nDesantis...\"I've seen the pee tape, and it is the most humiliation thing I've ever seen. Donald even got some in his mouth.\"", ">\n\nIt's just DJT pissing up into his own mouth on a bed the Obama's slept on at the Kremlin", ">\n\nTo be fair, getting a close up whiff of scrambled Sudafed and BigMac diaper blowouts tends to make one’s eyes run a bit.", ">\n\nDesantis is garbage. But this story likely isn't true. Trump claims people cry in front of him all the time. Many of those people aren't even real, they are just folks he made up in his head in the moment. \n\"This big guy, some say a former marine, a lot of people are saying it, really big, tough guy, and he came to me, tears in his eyes, and he said 'Mister Trump, you saved my life,' and it's true, I did save his life, I fought next to him in Afghanistan, that's what people are saying, and you know what? Maybe they're right, maybe I did kill 100 terrorists, because I know terrorists, some of them are my friends, and I say to terrorists, stop with that terror, and you know what? They stop. No one else knows terror and anti-terror like I do, just like that marine said.\"", ">\n\nRoflcopter", ">\n\nTrump knows whatever shit he says in the media will be reported like it was fact first and have to be proven false later", ">\n\n\n\"There were tears coming down from his eyes. He said: 'If you endorse me, I'll win,'\" said Trump.\n\nlmao trump couldnt come up with something better than this?", ">\n\nSeriously lol. It has a lot of \"and then everyone clapped\" energy.", ">\n\nWow who's gonna vote for Little Crybaby Ronnie?", ">\n\nWell as hard as it is to say it, I believe Trump this time. He just left out that they cried together, holding each other in a swampy embrace. Their Depends touching each other and their tentacles creep out and conjoin so they may exchange long protein strings.", ">\n\nTrump: [proceeds to unzip pantaloons]", ">\n\n\npantaloons\n\nrich people pants", ">\n\nNo, it’s crazypants. Right there in the name: pant-of-loons.", ">\n\nSuper convincing story, just trust him it's true. He's a business man! How else can he be so rich if not being totally honest? Btw the water pressure sucks in Florida, you have to flush multiple times. Terrible, terrible leader.", ">\n\n“He said ‘Sir…’”", ">\n\nLying liars lie.", ">\n\nBigly.", ">\n\nTrump says ~~Santos~~ DeSantis cried. ~~Santos~~ DeSantis will claim that he didn't. One of these serial liars would be telling the truth. That has never happened before so the universe might just explode out of sheer surprise.\nEdit: wrong idiot", ">\n\nSantos or DeSantis?", ">\n\nTrump is such a beacon of truth and integrity. Add irony here.", ">\n\nPoor Cry Baby DeSantis", ">\n\n‘Big, strong’ men can’t stop crying around President Trump. Just ask him.", ">\n\nTrump is unbelievable. After all these years he still sounds like a hurt 8 year old.", ">\n\nIt's times like this that having no history of telling any kind of truth really doesn't work in his favor, as much as I want to believe this.", ">\n\nLike everything else Trump has said, I’m sure this is 100% true.\nHe never lies, right?", ">\n\nTo try to make a rival look bad? He'd never do that.", ">\n\nWhile calling him sir. Yawn. We get it, Donald.", ">\n\nHe is a cringe factory and totally seems like type to cry for something when he really wants it, like a big baby.", ">\n\nLol. These people suck so bad.", ">\n\nCrying is okay, folks.\nTrump and DeSantis are shit people, but crying is okay.", ">\n\nProbably.... and Donald Trump poops himself and is a traitor.", ">\n\nFact: trump lies about everything. Fact: trump denigrates his opponents. As much as I want to believe this, it’s probably bull shit.", ">\n\nThey’re both liars, but somehow I believe this.", ">\n\nAnd then DJT shit his Depends.", ">\n\nWatching the republican party implode this election cycle is going to be schadenfreude like I’ve never experienced before.", ">\n\nEverything this piece of shit ever says is a lie. So I’m going to happily report that this is definitely more bullshit from this traitor’s mouth.\nThat being said, unfortunately his base will still eat this up. Because:\n-The Traitorous Piece of Shit said it so it must be true.\n-DeathSentence cried.\n-Crying is womanly.\n-DeathSentence is a woman.\n-MAGA MAGA MAGA\nSomewhere right now a group of Qdiots are saying some spaghetti style version of the exact talking points above.", ">\n\nTrump can piss in his pants because he wears absorbent diapers. It is probably a medical condition so he should not be ashamed.", ">\n\n\"He probably didn't even cry when he was a baby, and then he said..SIR!\"", ">\n\nStormy claims trump cried when she laughed at his mushroom dick", ">\n\nI had thought DeSantis was a SEAL, and therefore unlikely to be crying. I checked Wikipedia and found out the was a lawyer for the SEALs, so different. \nThen I read that he got a Bronze Star after his Iraq tour, but then I found out that the Bronze star is typically awarded as an upgrade from a MSM in combat zones. \nSo now I'm thinking that the crying story is totes believable.", ">\n\nSo…. By using logic we come to the conclusion that he made Trump cry, amiright? 😱", ">\n\nThis asshat is so fucking predictable.", ">\n\ndo you mean Desantis crying? Or Trump lying?", ">\n\nAnd called him sir", ">\n\nNext he'll call his wife ugly", ">\n\nOr say that she has secrets about where she worked.\nOr that his dad killed JFK.", ">\n\nNeither of these fascist deserve to be president.", ">\n\nletthemfight.gif", ">\n\nLet them fight. ding ding", ">\n\nLmao, let the feasting begin.", ">\n\nThis I will believe.", ">\n\nI also heard Trump claimed that anytime DeSantis had to open a jar that was too hard to open he came over to Trump's; in tears.", ">\n\nIt's scary how with the GOP's constant appeasement of the Orange Turd, I can actually see this happening. \nIs Trump lying? Most likely. But I can still see it happening.", ">\n\nAnd he's known for his consistent honesty, so I'm sure this happened.", ">\n\nTrump seems to always endorse people who cry in front of him, only to betray him later. Not a great judge of character if you ask me.", ">\n\nLet me guess, he called him 'Sir,' too. \nBuffoon.", ">\n\nHaha, this is where they've gotten to? \"Desantis is a booger-head and cried in front of me!\"", ">\n\nIt’s going to be fascinating to watch the Republican politicians try to take on trump knowing how deranged the base is. They went along with the insanity and even leaned into it like when Ronny D built a toy wall with his kid in the commercial. They must know it’s impossible to reason with these people. I can only imagine what it will look like when the Trump crazies set their sights on destroying DeSantis." ]

[ "Sooo, this means trump cried in front of someone when seeking endorsement? Putin?", ">\n\nExactly.", ">\n\nWell, now we know exactly who has something over him.", ">\n\nWe do, but we used to, too.", ">\n\nThanks, Mitch.", ">\n\nDonnie DOES love escalators…", ">\n\nSorry for the convenience", ">\n\nI wonder how man times he called Trump \"sir?\"", ">\n\nThis is how it went word for word.\n“Please sir, endorse me sir. How can I be as smart and as good looking as you sir? Or sir, [starts sobbing] you are so wonderful “", ">\n\nDesantis weakly salutes Dear Leader", ">\n\nThe mandatory real-fake cry claim does have Kim-Jong Il vibes.", ">\n\nRed-on-red crime is my favorite kind of crime.", ">\n\nThis one is great hecause half of their base appeal is as tough guys, so telling the nation that one of them was sobbing like a baby in front of the other is a solid move. Now Deathanus has to decide whether to just accept it and be belittled, or start to fight back and fracture the party. 10/10 can’t wait for season finale.", ">\n\nHalf of these guys wouldn’t know the difference between a hatchet and an axe and wouldn’t be able to load and shoot an AR. \nRepublicans in federal government are almost all what they would consider effeminate suburbanites.", ">\n\nIn reality yes. But we know they don’t live there. To them an obese man who wears makeup and lifted shoes while avoiding war because his feet hurt is the epitome of manly.", ">\n\nI love your username. For some reason, that line cracked up my wife and me and we say it all the time.", ">\n\nIt’s so funny how many people get the reference! Workaholics def had its fans but it was never a mainstream smash so it’s crazy how many people recognize one throwaway line from the show!\nNow get in my grapevan pls", ">\n\nCatherine Zeta Jones, she dips beneath lasers, oh oh oh", ">\n\nShe has entrapped me, and Sean Connery! OH oh OH. OH oh OHhh^hh^h", ">\n\nWhen two pieces of shit get together, there will be a whole lot of stories coming out", ">\n\nThis embarrassing DeSantis campaign ad will be played repeatedly as a hit piece. That was some insane level of bootlicking lol. For one rare moment, I think Trump is speaking the truth. DeSantis absolutely cried in front of him and maybe even got on his knees for an endorsement", ">\n\nI had to go show this to my grandma. She screams about Trump and DeSantis til her voice cracks. She said she’s never wished on anyone’s demise before them. And McConnell. The rage in her 4’11”, 74 year old body is immense.", ">\n\nSounds like you've got one righteous grandma", ">\n\nShe marched her lil ass out in January in DC to march with us during Trump’s inauguration. It was actually my 18th birthday and afterwards we stopped and had Ethiopian for the first time. Her first time trying any African food and she still talks about how much she loves it. She sat with me at a tattoo appointment and afterwards we got pizza and ice cream. I love her. She’s an amazing woman.", ">\n\n\nand afterwards we stopped and had Ethiopian\n\nColumbus Circle? Fantastic places up there", ">\n\nWish I could remember. The place was packed. My grandmother and I sat on the end of the table with the vegetarian platter (since i was vegan) so she mostly ate the veg stuff. It was amazing. There’s a good place up in Tampa (Queen of Sheba) but nowhere near as good as this place was.", ">\n\nHe's probably lying but I wouldn't be surprised if its true. Have you ever seen DeSantis in a debate or outside of his hand-picked media reporters? He's so socially awkward and unstable and has the charisma of a garden slug.", ">\n\nTrue. I have noticed him moving his jaw from side to side in nearly every news conference when someone else is at the podium. Odd.", ">\n\nHe's got some kind of behavioral issue. He was never an appealing candidate, but he's surrounded himself and insulated himself with a core group of very politically savvy extremists that are the ones propelling him forward. He's not the political \"genius\" the media paints him out to be. His handlers are but he's an empty suit being controlled by puppeteers.", ">\n\nThat is actually slightly reassuring for someone not so in the know about him, like myself.", ">\n\nIt shouldn't be though. If you start looking in to his core group of advisors and backers these are some terrifying people.", ">\n\nIn so much as it shows his limitations.", ">\n\nTrue, he has many weaknesses. But they cover for them well.", ">\n\nTrump is desperate to make his opponents look effete to distract from his needing to have his hand held as we walked down a ramp or having to grasp a glass with two small hands or needing the power of the military to help him beat Covid.", ">\n\nCovfefe", ">\n\nHamburder flu", ">\n\nPerpetrated by the radical left gang member known as the “Hamburglar”", ">\n\nRobble robble", ">\n\nLots of self-proclaimed “alpha males” are wrestling with some cognitive dissonance today.", ">\n\nThey'll figure it out after praying to their favorite NFT of the day", ">\n\nDeSantis's response is going to be \"you know what makes me cry? CRT. Please clap.\"", ">\n\nIt was Jeb Bush that said “please clap.”", ">\n\nStandard playbook. Muddy the waters to make your opponent look “just as bad or worse” than you.", ">\n\nOr at least make up enough stories so that sane people with busy lives aren’t sure anymore. It’s what they’ve done for Zelenskyy, Thunberg, and Fauci.\nThat being said I wouldn’t be surprised if Desantis cried.", ">\n\nOn the one hand, Trump claims this any time he tells a story about anyone asking him for anything. \"He came to me with tears in his eyes.\" It's a bizarre piece of rhetoric he employs at every given opportunity. I think he thinks it makes him look magnanimous while simultaneously making the other person look weak. I have doubts that anyone has expressed any emotion in front of the man for less than $50,000 any time in the past 20 years.\nOn the other hand, DeSantis has no heart, can probably cry on command, and will crawl on his hands and knees across broken glass to jerk off a syphilitic stray dog into his own mouth if it means he gets what he wants.", ">\n\nNow thats an awful image!", ">\n\nThank you, I crafted it while taking a dump.", ">\n\nHope Georgia prosecutors doesn't forget the tweet where Trump admitted to interfering in the Florida election to make sure Desantis won.", ">\n\nAnd everybody clapped.", ">\n\nI dunno, I imagine a lot of people cry when they have to interact with him.", ">\n\nDesantis...\"I've seen the pee tape, and it is the most humiliation thing I've ever seen. Donald even got some in his mouth.\"", ">\n\nIt's just DJT pissing up into his own mouth on a bed the Obama's slept on at the Kremlin", ">\n\nTo be fair, getting a close up whiff of scrambled Sudafed and BigMac diaper blowouts tends to make one’s eyes run a bit.", ">\n\nDesantis is garbage. But this story likely isn't true. Trump claims people cry in front of him all the time. Many of those people aren't even real, they are just folks he made up in his head in the moment. \n\"This big guy, some say a former marine, a lot of people are saying it, really big, tough guy, and he came to me, tears in his eyes, and he said 'Mister Trump, you saved my life,' and it's true, I did save his life, I fought next to him in Afghanistan, that's what people are saying, and you know what? Maybe they're right, maybe I did kill 100 terrorists, because I know terrorists, some of them are my friends, and I say to terrorists, stop with that terror, and you know what? They stop. No one else knows terror and anti-terror like I do, just like that marine said.\"", ">\n\nRoflcopter", ">\n\nTrump knows whatever shit he says in the media will be reported like it was fact first and have to be proven false later", ">\n\n\n\"There were tears coming down from his eyes. He said: 'If you endorse me, I'll win,'\" said Trump.\n\nlmao trump couldnt come up with something better than this?", ">\n\nSeriously lol. It has a lot of \"and then everyone clapped\" energy.", ">\n\nWow who's gonna vote for Little Crybaby Ronnie?", ">\n\nWell as hard as it is to say it, I believe Trump this time. He just left out that they cried together, holding each other in a swampy embrace. Their Depends touching each other and their tentacles creep out and conjoin so they may exchange long protein strings.", ">\n\nTrump: [proceeds to unzip pantaloons]", ">\n\n\npantaloons\n\nrich people pants", ">\n\nNo, it’s crazypants. Right there in the name: pant-of-loons.", ">\n\nSuper convincing story, just trust him it's true. He's a business man! How else can he be so rich if not being totally honest? Btw the water pressure sucks in Florida, you have to flush multiple times. Terrible, terrible leader.", ">\n\n“He said ‘Sir…’”", ">\n\nLying liars lie.", ">\n\nBigly.", ">\n\nTrump says ~~Santos~~ DeSantis cried. ~~Santos~~ DeSantis will claim that he didn't. One of these serial liars would be telling the truth. That has never happened before so the universe might just explode out of sheer surprise.\nEdit: wrong idiot", ">\n\nSantos or DeSantis?", ">\n\nTrump is such a beacon of truth and integrity. Add irony here.", ">\n\nPoor Cry Baby DeSantis", ">\n\n‘Big, strong’ men can’t stop crying around President Trump. Just ask him.", ">\n\nTrump is unbelievable. After all these years he still sounds like a hurt 8 year old.", ">\n\nIt's times like this that having no history of telling any kind of truth really doesn't work in his favor, as much as I want to believe this.", ">\n\nLike everything else Trump has said, I’m sure this is 100% true.\nHe never lies, right?", ">\n\nTo try to make a rival look bad? He'd never do that.", ">\n\nWhile calling him sir. Yawn. We get it, Donald.", ">\n\nHe is a cringe factory and totally seems like type to cry for something when he really wants it, like a big baby.", ">\n\nLol. These people suck so bad.", ">\n\nCrying is okay, folks.\nTrump and DeSantis are shit people, but crying is okay.", ">\n\nProbably.... and Donald Trump poops himself and is a traitor.", ">\n\nFact: trump lies about everything. Fact: trump denigrates his opponents. As much as I want to believe this, it’s probably bull shit.", ">\n\nThey’re both liars, but somehow I believe this.", ">\n\nAnd then DJT shit his Depends.", ">\n\nWatching the republican party implode this election cycle is going to be schadenfreude like I’ve never experienced before.", ">\n\nEverything this piece of shit ever says is a lie. So I’m going to happily report that this is definitely more bullshit from this traitor’s mouth.\nThat being said, unfortunately his base will still eat this up. Because:\n-The Traitorous Piece of Shit said it so it must be true.\n-DeathSentence cried.\n-Crying is womanly.\n-DeathSentence is a woman.\n-MAGA MAGA MAGA\nSomewhere right now a group of Qdiots are saying some spaghetti style version of the exact talking points above.", ">\n\nTrump can piss in his pants because he wears absorbent diapers. It is probably a medical condition so he should not be ashamed.", ">\n\n\"He probably didn't even cry when he was a baby, and then he said..SIR!\"", ">\n\nStormy claims trump cried when she laughed at his mushroom dick", ">\n\nI had thought DeSantis was a SEAL, and therefore unlikely to be crying. I checked Wikipedia and found out the was a lawyer for the SEALs, so different. \nThen I read that he got a Bronze Star after his Iraq tour, but then I found out that the Bronze star is typically awarded as an upgrade from a MSM in combat zones. \nSo now I'm thinking that the crying story is totes believable.", ">\n\nSo…. By using logic we come to the conclusion that he made Trump cry, amiright? 😱", ">\n\nThis asshat is so fucking predictable.", ">\n\ndo you mean Desantis crying? Or Trump lying?", ">\n\nAnd called him sir", ">\n\nNext he'll call his wife ugly", ">\n\nOr say that she has secrets about where she worked.\nOr that his dad killed JFK.", ">\n\nNeither of these fascist deserve to be president.", ">\n\nletthemfight.gif", ">\n\nLet them fight. ding ding", ">\n\nLmao, let the feasting begin.", ">\n\nThis I will believe.", ">\n\nI also heard Trump claimed that anytime DeSantis had to open a jar that was too hard to open he came over to Trump's; in tears.", ">\n\nIt's scary how with the GOP's constant appeasement of the Orange Turd, I can actually see this happening. \nIs Trump lying? Most likely. But I can still see it happening.", ">\n\nAnd he's known for his consistent honesty, so I'm sure this happened.", ">\n\nTrump seems to always endorse people who cry in front of him, only to betray him later. Not a great judge of character if you ask me.", ">\n\nLet me guess, he called him 'Sir,' too. \nBuffoon.", ">\n\nHaha, this is where they've gotten to? \"Desantis is a booger-head and cried in front of me!\"", ">\n\nIt’s going to be fascinating to watch the Republican politicians try to take on trump knowing how deranged the base is. They went along with the insanity and even leaned into it like when Ronny D built a toy wall with his kid in the commercial. They must know it’s impossible to reason with these people. I can only imagine what it will look like when the Trump crazies set their sights on destroying DeSantis.", ">\n\nPlease run as an independent. Please.\nHe's the orange kryptonite to that void of charisma hack from Florida." ]

[ "Sooo, this means trump cried in front of someone when seeking endorsement? Putin?", ">\n\nExactly.", ">\n\nWell, now we know exactly who has something over him.", ">\n\nWe do, but we used to, too.", ">\n\nThanks, Mitch.", ">\n\nDonnie DOES love escalators…", ">\n\nSorry for the convenience", ">\n\nI wonder how man times he called Trump \"sir?\"", ">\n\nThis is how it went word for word.\n“Please sir, endorse me sir. How can I be as smart and as good looking as you sir? Or sir, [starts sobbing] you are so wonderful “", ">\n\nDesantis weakly salutes Dear Leader", ">\n\nThe mandatory real-fake cry claim does have Kim-Jong Il vibes.", ">\n\nRed-on-red crime is my favorite kind of crime.", ">\n\nThis one is great hecause half of their base appeal is as tough guys, so telling the nation that one of them was sobbing like a baby in front of the other is a solid move. Now Deathanus has to decide whether to just accept it and be belittled, or start to fight back and fracture the party. 10/10 can’t wait for season finale.", ">\n\nHalf of these guys wouldn’t know the difference between a hatchet and an axe and wouldn’t be able to load and shoot an AR. \nRepublicans in federal government are almost all what they would consider effeminate suburbanites.", ">\n\nIn reality yes. But we know they don’t live there. To them an obese man who wears makeup and lifted shoes while avoiding war because his feet hurt is the epitome of manly.", ">\n\nI love your username. For some reason, that line cracked up my wife and me and we say it all the time.", ">\n\nIt’s so funny how many people get the reference! Workaholics def had its fans but it was never a mainstream smash so it’s crazy how many people recognize one throwaway line from the show!\nNow get in my grapevan pls", ">\n\nCatherine Zeta Jones, she dips beneath lasers, oh oh oh", ">\n\nShe has entrapped me, and Sean Connery! OH oh OH. OH oh OHhh^hh^h", ">\n\nWhen two pieces of shit get together, there will be a whole lot of stories coming out", ">\n\nThis embarrassing DeSantis campaign ad will be played repeatedly as a hit piece. That was some insane level of bootlicking lol. For one rare moment, I think Trump is speaking the truth. DeSantis absolutely cried in front of him and maybe even got on his knees for an endorsement", ">\n\nI had to go show this to my grandma. She screams about Trump and DeSantis til her voice cracks. She said she’s never wished on anyone’s demise before them. And McConnell. The rage in her 4’11”, 74 year old body is immense.", ">\n\nSounds like you've got one righteous grandma", ">\n\nShe marched her lil ass out in January in DC to march with us during Trump’s inauguration. It was actually my 18th birthday and afterwards we stopped and had Ethiopian for the first time. Her first time trying any African food and she still talks about how much she loves it. She sat with me at a tattoo appointment and afterwards we got pizza and ice cream. I love her. She’s an amazing woman.", ">\n\n\nand afterwards we stopped and had Ethiopian\n\nColumbus Circle? Fantastic places up there", ">\n\nWish I could remember. The place was packed. My grandmother and I sat on the end of the table with the vegetarian platter (since i was vegan) so she mostly ate the veg stuff. It was amazing. There’s a good place up in Tampa (Queen of Sheba) but nowhere near as good as this place was.", ">\n\nHe's probably lying but I wouldn't be surprised if its true. Have you ever seen DeSantis in a debate or outside of his hand-picked media reporters? He's so socially awkward and unstable and has the charisma of a garden slug.", ">\n\nTrue. I have noticed him moving his jaw from side to side in nearly every news conference when someone else is at the podium. Odd.", ">\n\nHe's got some kind of behavioral issue. He was never an appealing candidate, but he's surrounded himself and insulated himself with a core group of very politically savvy extremists that are the ones propelling him forward. He's not the political \"genius\" the media paints him out to be. His handlers are but he's an empty suit being controlled by puppeteers.", ">\n\nThat is actually slightly reassuring for someone not so in the know about him, like myself.", ">\n\nIt shouldn't be though. If you start looking in to his core group of advisors and backers these are some terrifying people.", ">\n\nIn so much as it shows his limitations.", ">\n\nTrue, he has many weaknesses. But they cover for them well.", ">\n\nTrump is desperate to make his opponents look effete to distract from his needing to have his hand held as we walked down a ramp or having to grasp a glass with two small hands or needing the power of the military to help him beat Covid.", ">\n\nCovfefe", ">\n\nHamburder flu", ">\n\nPerpetrated by the radical left gang member known as the “Hamburglar”", ">\n\nRobble robble", ">\n\nLots of self-proclaimed “alpha males” are wrestling with some cognitive dissonance today.", ">\n\nThey'll figure it out after praying to their favorite NFT of the day", ">\n\nDeSantis's response is going to be \"you know what makes me cry? CRT. Please clap.\"", ">\n\nIt was Jeb Bush that said “please clap.”", ">\n\nStandard playbook. Muddy the waters to make your opponent look “just as bad or worse” than you.", ">\n\nOr at least make up enough stories so that sane people with busy lives aren’t sure anymore. It’s what they’ve done for Zelenskyy, Thunberg, and Fauci.\nThat being said I wouldn’t be surprised if Desantis cried.", ">\n\nOn the one hand, Trump claims this any time he tells a story about anyone asking him for anything. \"He came to me with tears in his eyes.\" It's a bizarre piece of rhetoric he employs at every given opportunity. I think he thinks it makes him look magnanimous while simultaneously making the other person look weak. I have doubts that anyone has expressed any emotion in front of the man for less than $50,000 any time in the past 20 years.\nOn the other hand, DeSantis has no heart, can probably cry on command, and will crawl on his hands and knees across broken glass to jerk off a syphilitic stray dog into his own mouth if it means he gets what he wants.", ">\n\nNow thats an awful image!", ">\n\nThank you, I crafted it while taking a dump.", ">\n\nHope Georgia prosecutors doesn't forget the tweet where Trump admitted to interfering in the Florida election to make sure Desantis won.", ">\n\nAnd everybody clapped.", ">\n\nI dunno, I imagine a lot of people cry when they have to interact with him.", ">\n\nDesantis...\"I've seen the pee tape, and it is the most humiliation thing I've ever seen. Donald even got some in his mouth.\"", ">\n\nIt's just DJT pissing up into his own mouth on a bed the Obama's slept on at the Kremlin", ">\n\nTo be fair, getting a close up whiff of scrambled Sudafed and BigMac diaper blowouts tends to make one’s eyes run a bit.", ">\n\nDesantis is garbage. But this story likely isn't true. Trump claims people cry in front of him all the time. Many of those people aren't even real, they are just folks he made up in his head in the moment. \n\"This big guy, some say a former marine, a lot of people are saying it, really big, tough guy, and he came to me, tears in his eyes, and he said 'Mister Trump, you saved my life,' and it's true, I did save his life, I fought next to him in Afghanistan, that's what people are saying, and you know what? Maybe they're right, maybe I did kill 100 terrorists, because I know terrorists, some of them are my friends, and I say to terrorists, stop with that terror, and you know what? They stop. No one else knows terror and anti-terror like I do, just like that marine said.\"", ">\n\nRoflcopter", ">\n\nTrump knows whatever shit he says in the media will be reported like it was fact first and have to be proven false later", ">\n\n\n\"There were tears coming down from his eyes. He said: 'If you endorse me, I'll win,'\" said Trump.\n\nlmao trump couldnt come up with something better than this?", ">\n\nSeriously lol. It has a lot of \"and then everyone clapped\" energy.", ">\n\nWow who's gonna vote for Little Crybaby Ronnie?", ">\n\nWell as hard as it is to say it, I believe Trump this time. He just left out that they cried together, holding each other in a swampy embrace. Their Depends touching each other and their tentacles creep out and conjoin so they may exchange long protein strings.", ">\n\nTrump: [proceeds to unzip pantaloons]", ">\n\n\npantaloons\n\nrich people pants", ">\n\nNo, it’s crazypants. Right there in the name: pant-of-loons.", ">\n\nSuper convincing story, just trust him it's true. He's a business man! How else can he be so rich if not being totally honest? Btw the water pressure sucks in Florida, you have to flush multiple times. Terrible, terrible leader.", ">\n\n“He said ‘Sir…’”", ">\n\nLying liars lie.", ">\n\nBigly.", ">\n\nTrump says ~~Santos~~ DeSantis cried. ~~Santos~~ DeSantis will claim that he didn't. One of these serial liars would be telling the truth. That has never happened before so the universe might just explode out of sheer surprise.\nEdit: wrong idiot", ">\n\nSantos or DeSantis?", ">\n\nTrump is such a beacon of truth and integrity. Add irony here.", ">\n\nPoor Cry Baby DeSantis", ">\n\n‘Big, strong’ men can’t stop crying around President Trump. Just ask him.", ">\n\nTrump is unbelievable. After all these years he still sounds like a hurt 8 year old.", ">\n\nIt's times like this that having no history of telling any kind of truth really doesn't work in his favor, as much as I want to believe this.", ">\n\nLike everything else Trump has said, I’m sure this is 100% true.\nHe never lies, right?", ">\n\nTo try to make a rival look bad? He'd never do that.", ">\n\nWhile calling him sir. Yawn. We get it, Donald.", ">\n\nHe is a cringe factory and totally seems like type to cry for something when he really wants it, like a big baby.", ">\n\nLol. These people suck so bad.", ">\n\nCrying is okay, folks.\nTrump and DeSantis are shit people, but crying is okay.", ">\n\nProbably.... and Donald Trump poops himself and is a traitor.", ">\n\nFact: trump lies about everything. Fact: trump denigrates his opponents. As much as I want to believe this, it’s probably bull shit.", ">\n\nThey’re both liars, but somehow I believe this.", ">\n\nAnd then DJT shit his Depends.", ">\n\nWatching the republican party implode this election cycle is going to be schadenfreude like I’ve never experienced before.", ">\n\nEverything this piece of shit ever says is a lie. So I’m going to happily report that this is definitely more bullshit from this traitor’s mouth.\nThat being said, unfortunately his base will still eat this up. Because:\n-The Traitorous Piece of Shit said it so it must be true.\n-DeathSentence cried.\n-Crying is womanly.\n-DeathSentence is a woman.\n-MAGA MAGA MAGA\nSomewhere right now a group of Qdiots are saying some spaghetti style version of the exact talking points above.", ">\n\nTrump can piss in his pants because he wears absorbent diapers. It is probably a medical condition so he should not be ashamed.", ">\n\n\"He probably didn't even cry when he was a baby, and then he said..SIR!\"", ">\n\nStormy claims trump cried when she laughed at his mushroom dick", ">\n\nI had thought DeSantis was a SEAL, and therefore unlikely to be crying. I checked Wikipedia and found out the was a lawyer for the SEALs, so different. \nThen I read that he got a Bronze Star after his Iraq tour, but then I found out that the Bronze star is typically awarded as an upgrade from a MSM in combat zones. \nSo now I'm thinking that the crying story is totes believable.", ">\n\nSo…. By using logic we come to the conclusion that he made Trump cry, amiright? 😱", ">\n\nThis asshat is so fucking predictable.", ">\n\ndo you mean Desantis crying? Or Trump lying?", ">\n\nAnd called him sir", ">\n\nNext he'll call his wife ugly", ">\n\nOr say that she has secrets about where she worked.\nOr that his dad killed JFK.", ">\n\nNeither of these fascist deserve to be president.", ">\n\nletthemfight.gif", ">\n\nLet them fight. ding ding", ">\n\nLmao, let the feasting begin.", ">\n\nThis I will believe.", ">\n\nI also heard Trump claimed that anytime DeSantis had to open a jar that was too hard to open he came over to Trump's; in tears.", ">\n\nIt's scary how with the GOP's constant appeasement of the Orange Turd, I can actually see this happening. \nIs Trump lying? Most likely. But I can still see it happening.", ">\n\nAnd he's known for his consistent honesty, so I'm sure this happened.", ">\n\nTrump seems to always endorse people who cry in front of him, only to betray him later. Not a great judge of character if you ask me.", ">\n\nLet me guess, he called him 'Sir,' too. \nBuffoon.", ">\n\nHaha, this is where they've gotten to? \"Desantis is a booger-head and cried in front of me!\"", ">\n\nIt’s going to be fascinating to watch the Republican politicians try to take on trump knowing how deranged the base is. They went along with the insanity and even leaned into it like when Ronny D built a toy wall with his kid in the commercial. They must know it’s impossible to reason with these people. I can only imagine what it will look like when the Trump crazies set their sights on destroying DeSantis.", ">\n\nPlease run as an independent. Please.\nHe's the orange kryptonite to that void of charisma hack from Florida.", ">\n\nAs is with everything Donald says \nIt is more than likely Donald cried Infront of Ronald\nHaha Ronald and Donald" ]

[ "Sooo, this means trump cried in front of someone when seeking endorsement? Putin?", ">\n\nExactly.", ">\n\nWell, now we know exactly who has something over him.", ">\n\nWe do, but we used to, too.", ">\n\nThanks, Mitch.", ">\n\nDonnie DOES love escalators…", ">\n\nSorry for the convenience", ">\n\nI wonder how man times he called Trump \"sir?\"", ">\n\nThis is how it went word for word.\n“Please sir, endorse me sir. How can I be as smart and as good looking as you sir? Or sir, [starts sobbing] you are so wonderful “", ">\n\nDesantis weakly salutes Dear Leader", ">\n\nThe mandatory real-fake cry claim does have Kim-Jong Il vibes.", ">\n\nRed-on-red crime is my favorite kind of crime.", ">\n\nThis one is great hecause half of their base appeal is as tough guys, so telling the nation that one of them was sobbing like a baby in front of the other is a solid move. Now Deathanus has to decide whether to just accept it and be belittled, or start to fight back and fracture the party. 10/10 can’t wait for season finale.", ">\n\nHalf of these guys wouldn’t know the difference between a hatchet and an axe and wouldn’t be able to load and shoot an AR. \nRepublicans in federal government are almost all what they would consider effeminate suburbanites.", ">\n\nIn reality yes. But we know they don’t live there. To them an obese man who wears makeup and lifted shoes while avoiding war because his feet hurt is the epitome of manly.", ">\n\nI love your username. For some reason, that line cracked up my wife and me and we say it all the time.", ">\n\nIt’s so funny how many people get the reference! Workaholics def had its fans but it was never a mainstream smash so it’s crazy how many people recognize one throwaway line from the show!\nNow get in my grapevan pls", ">\n\nCatherine Zeta Jones, she dips beneath lasers, oh oh oh", ">\n\nShe has entrapped me, and Sean Connery! OH oh OH. OH oh OHhh^hh^h", ">\n\nWhen two pieces of shit get together, there will be a whole lot of stories coming out", ">\n\nThis embarrassing DeSantis campaign ad will be played repeatedly as a hit piece. That was some insane level of bootlicking lol. For one rare moment, I think Trump is speaking the truth. DeSantis absolutely cried in front of him and maybe even got on his knees for an endorsement", ">\n\nI had to go show this to my grandma. She screams about Trump and DeSantis til her voice cracks. She said she’s never wished on anyone’s demise before them. And McConnell. The rage in her 4’11”, 74 year old body is immense.", ">\n\nSounds like you've got one righteous grandma", ">\n\nShe marched her lil ass out in January in DC to march with us during Trump’s inauguration. It was actually my 18th birthday and afterwards we stopped and had Ethiopian for the first time. Her first time trying any African food and she still talks about how much she loves it. She sat with me at a tattoo appointment and afterwards we got pizza and ice cream. I love her. She’s an amazing woman.", ">\n\n\nand afterwards we stopped and had Ethiopian\n\nColumbus Circle? Fantastic places up there", ">\n\nWish I could remember. The place was packed. My grandmother and I sat on the end of the table with the vegetarian platter (since i was vegan) so she mostly ate the veg stuff. It was amazing. There’s a good place up in Tampa (Queen of Sheba) but nowhere near as good as this place was.", ">\n\nHe's probably lying but I wouldn't be surprised if its true. Have you ever seen DeSantis in a debate or outside of his hand-picked media reporters? He's so socially awkward and unstable and has the charisma of a garden slug.", ">\n\nTrue. I have noticed him moving his jaw from side to side in nearly every news conference when someone else is at the podium. Odd.", ">\n\nHe's got some kind of behavioral issue. He was never an appealing candidate, but he's surrounded himself and insulated himself with a core group of very politically savvy extremists that are the ones propelling him forward. He's not the political \"genius\" the media paints him out to be. His handlers are but he's an empty suit being controlled by puppeteers.", ">\n\nThat is actually slightly reassuring for someone not so in the know about him, like myself.", ">\n\nIt shouldn't be though. If you start looking in to his core group of advisors and backers these are some terrifying people.", ">\n\nIn so much as it shows his limitations.", ">\n\nTrue, he has many weaknesses. But they cover for them well.", ">\n\nTrump is desperate to make his opponents look effete to distract from his needing to have his hand held as we walked down a ramp or having to grasp a glass with two small hands or needing the power of the military to help him beat Covid.", ">\n\nCovfefe", ">\n\nHamburder flu", ">\n\nPerpetrated by the radical left gang member known as the “Hamburglar”", ">\n\nRobble robble", ">\n\nLots of self-proclaimed “alpha males” are wrestling with some cognitive dissonance today.", ">\n\nThey'll figure it out after praying to their favorite NFT of the day", ">\n\nDeSantis's response is going to be \"you know what makes me cry? CRT. Please clap.\"", ">\n\nIt was Jeb Bush that said “please clap.”", ">\n\nStandard playbook. Muddy the waters to make your opponent look “just as bad or worse” than you.", ">\n\nOr at least make up enough stories so that sane people with busy lives aren’t sure anymore. It’s what they’ve done for Zelenskyy, Thunberg, and Fauci.\nThat being said I wouldn’t be surprised if Desantis cried.", ">\n\nOn the one hand, Trump claims this any time he tells a story about anyone asking him for anything. \"He came to me with tears in his eyes.\" It's a bizarre piece of rhetoric he employs at every given opportunity. I think he thinks it makes him look magnanimous while simultaneously making the other person look weak. I have doubts that anyone has expressed any emotion in front of the man for less than $50,000 any time in the past 20 years.\nOn the other hand, DeSantis has no heart, can probably cry on command, and will crawl on his hands and knees across broken glass to jerk off a syphilitic stray dog into his own mouth if it means he gets what he wants.", ">\n\nNow thats an awful image!", ">\n\nThank you, I crafted it while taking a dump.", ">\n\nHope Georgia prosecutors doesn't forget the tweet where Trump admitted to interfering in the Florida election to make sure Desantis won.", ">\n\nAnd everybody clapped.", ">\n\nI dunno, I imagine a lot of people cry when they have to interact with him.", ">\n\nDesantis...\"I've seen the pee tape, and it is the most humiliation thing I've ever seen. Donald even got some in his mouth.\"", ">\n\nIt's just DJT pissing up into his own mouth on a bed the Obama's slept on at the Kremlin", ">\n\nTo be fair, getting a close up whiff of scrambled Sudafed and BigMac diaper blowouts tends to make one’s eyes run a bit.", ">\n\nDesantis is garbage. But this story likely isn't true. Trump claims people cry in front of him all the time. Many of those people aren't even real, they are just folks he made up in his head in the moment. \n\"This big guy, some say a former marine, a lot of people are saying it, really big, tough guy, and he came to me, tears in his eyes, and he said 'Mister Trump, you saved my life,' and it's true, I did save his life, I fought next to him in Afghanistan, that's what people are saying, and you know what? Maybe they're right, maybe I did kill 100 terrorists, because I know terrorists, some of them are my friends, and I say to terrorists, stop with that terror, and you know what? They stop. No one else knows terror and anti-terror like I do, just like that marine said.\"", ">\n\nRoflcopter", ">\n\nTrump knows whatever shit he says in the media will be reported like it was fact first and have to be proven false later", ">\n\n\n\"There were tears coming down from his eyes. He said: 'If you endorse me, I'll win,'\" said Trump.\n\nlmao trump couldnt come up with something better than this?", ">\n\nSeriously lol. It has a lot of \"and then everyone clapped\" energy.", ">\n\nWow who's gonna vote for Little Crybaby Ronnie?", ">\n\nWell as hard as it is to say it, I believe Trump this time. He just left out that they cried together, holding each other in a swampy embrace. Their Depends touching each other and their tentacles creep out and conjoin so they may exchange long protein strings.", ">\n\nTrump: [proceeds to unzip pantaloons]", ">\n\n\npantaloons\n\nrich people pants", ">\n\nNo, it’s crazypants. Right there in the name: pant-of-loons.", ">\n\nSuper convincing story, just trust him it's true. He's a business man! How else can he be so rich if not being totally honest? Btw the water pressure sucks in Florida, you have to flush multiple times. Terrible, terrible leader.", ">\n\n“He said ‘Sir…’”", ">\n\nLying liars lie.", ">\n\nBigly.", ">\n\nTrump says ~~Santos~~ DeSantis cried. ~~Santos~~ DeSantis will claim that he didn't. One of these serial liars would be telling the truth. That has never happened before so the universe might just explode out of sheer surprise.\nEdit: wrong idiot", ">\n\nSantos or DeSantis?", ">\n\nTrump is such a beacon of truth and integrity. Add irony here.", ">\n\nPoor Cry Baby DeSantis", ">\n\n‘Big, strong’ men can’t stop crying around President Trump. Just ask him.", ">\n\nTrump is unbelievable. After all these years he still sounds like a hurt 8 year old.", ">\n\nIt's times like this that having no history of telling any kind of truth really doesn't work in his favor, as much as I want to believe this.", ">\n\nLike everything else Trump has said, I’m sure this is 100% true.\nHe never lies, right?", ">\n\nTo try to make a rival look bad? He'd never do that.", ">\n\nWhile calling him sir. Yawn. We get it, Donald.", ">\n\nHe is a cringe factory and totally seems like type to cry for something when he really wants it, like a big baby.", ">\n\nLol. These people suck so bad.", ">\n\nCrying is okay, folks.\nTrump and DeSantis are shit people, but crying is okay.", ">\n\nProbably.... and Donald Trump poops himself and is a traitor.", ">\n\nFact: trump lies about everything. Fact: trump denigrates his opponents. As much as I want to believe this, it’s probably bull shit.", ">\n\nThey’re both liars, but somehow I believe this.", ">\n\nAnd then DJT shit his Depends.", ">\n\nWatching the republican party implode this election cycle is going to be schadenfreude like I’ve never experienced before.", ">\n\nEverything this piece of shit ever says is a lie. So I’m going to happily report that this is definitely more bullshit from this traitor’s mouth.\nThat being said, unfortunately his base will still eat this up. Because:\n-The Traitorous Piece of Shit said it so it must be true.\n-DeathSentence cried.\n-Crying is womanly.\n-DeathSentence is a woman.\n-MAGA MAGA MAGA\nSomewhere right now a group of Qdiots are saying some spaghetti style version of the exact talking points above.", ">\n\nTrump can piss in his pants because he wears absorbent diapers. It is probably a medical condition so he should not be ashamed.", ">\n\n\"He probably didn't even cry when he was a baby, and then he said..SIR!\"", ">\n\nStormy claims trump cried when she laughed at his mushroom dick", ">\n\nI had thought DeSantis was a SEAL, and therefore unlikely to be crying. I checked Wikipedia and found out the was a lawyer for the SEALs, so different. \nThen I read that he got a Bronze Star after his Iraq tour, but then I found out that the Bronze star is typically awarded as an upgrade from a MSM in combat zones. \nSo now I'm thinking that the crying story is totes believable.", ">\n\nSo…. By using logic we come to the conclusion that he made Trump cry, amiright? 😱", ">\n\nThis asshat is so fucking predictable.", ">\n\ndo you mean Desantis crying? Or Trump lying?", ">\n\nAnd called him sir", ">\n\nNext he'll call his wife ugly", ">\n\nOr say that she has secrets about where she worked.\nOr that his dad killed JFK.", ">\n\nNeither of these fascist deserve to be president.", ">\n\nletthemfight.gif", ">\n\nLet them fight. ding ding", ">\n\nLmao, let the feasting begin.", ">\n\nThis I will believe.", ">\n\nI also heard Trump claimed that anytime DeSantis had to open a jar that was too hard to open he came over to Trump's; in tears.", ">\n\nIt's scary how with the GOP's constant appeasement of the Orange Turd, I can actually see this happening. \nIs Trump lying? Most likely. But I can still see it happening.", ">\n\nAnd he's known for his consistent honesty, so I'm sure this happened.", ">\n\nTrump seems to always endorse people who cry in front of him, only to betray him later. Not a great judge of character if you ask me.", ">\n\nLet me guess, he called him 'Sir,' too. \nBuffoon.", ">\n\nHaha, this is where they've gotten to? \"Desantis is a booger-head and cried in front of me!\"", ">\n\nIt’s going to be fascinating to watch the Republican politicians try to take on trump knowing how deranged the base is. They went along with the insanity and even leaned into it like when Ronny D built a toy wall with his kid in the commercial. They must know it’s impossible to reason with these people. I can only imagine what it will look like when the Trump crazies set their sights on destroying DeSantis.", ">\n\nPlease run as an independent. Please.\nHe's the orange kryptonite to that void of charisma hack from Florida.", ">\n\nAs is with everything Donald says \nIt is more than likely Donald cried Infront of Ronald\nHaha Ronald and Donald", ">\n\nAnyone with \"nald\" needs to be blacklisted from politics." ]

[ "Sooo, this means trump cried in front of someone when seeking endorsement? Putin?", ">\n\nExactly.", ">\n\nWell, now we know exactly who has something over him.", ">\n\nWe do, but we used to, too.", ">\n\nThanks, Mitch.", ">\n\nDonnie DOES love escalators…", ">\n\nSorry for the convenience", ">\n\nI wonder how man times he called Trump \"sir?\"", ">\n\nThis is how it went word for word.\n“Please sir, endorse me sir. How can I be as smart and as good looking as you sir? Or sir, [starts sobbing] you are so wonderful “", ">\n\nDesantis weakly salutes Dear Leader", ">\n\nThe mandatory real-fake cry claim does have Kim-Jong Il vibes.", ">\n\nRed-on-red crime is my favorite kind of crime.", ">\n\nThis one is great hecause half of their base appeal is as tough guys, so telling the nation that one of them was sobbing like a baby in front of the other is a solid move. Now Deathanus has to decide whether to just accept it and be belittled, or start to fight back and fracture the party. 10/10 can’t wait for season finale.", ">\n\nHalf of these guys wouldn’t know the difference between a hatchet and an axe and wouldn’t be able to load and shoot an AR. \nRepublicans in federal government are almost all what they would consider effeminate suburbanites.", ">\n\nIn reality yes. But we know they don’t live there. To them an obese man who wears makeup and lifted shoes while avoiding war because his feet hurt is the epitome of manly.", ">\n\nI love your username. For some reason, that line cracked up my wife and me and we say it all the time.", ">\n\nIt’s so funny how many people get the reference! Workaholics def had its fans but it was never a mainstream smash so it’s crazy how many people recognize one throwaway line from the show!\nNow get in my grapevan pls", ">\n\nCatherine Zeta Jones, she dips beneath lasers, oh oh oh", ">\n\nShe has entrapped me, and Sean Connery! OH oh OH. OH oh OHhh^hh^h", ">\n\nWhen two pieces of shit get together, there will be a whole lot of stories coming out", ">\n\nThis embarrassing DeSantis campaign ad will be played repeatedly as a hit piece. That was some insane level of bootlicking lol. For one rare moment, I think Trump is speaking the truth. DeSantis absolutely cried in front of him and maybe even got on his knees for an endorsement", ">\n\nI had to go show this to my grandma. She screams about Trump and DeSantis til her voice cracks. She said she’s never wished on anyone’s demise before them. And McConnell. The rage in her 4’11”, 74 year old body is immense.", ">\n\nSounds like you've got one righteous grandma", ">\n\nShe marched her lil ass out in January in DC to march with us during Trump’s inauguration. It was actually my 18th birthday and afterwards we stopped and had Ethiopian for the first time. Her first time trying any African food and she still talks about how much she loves it. She sat with me at a tattoo appointment and afterwards we got pizza and ice cream. I love her. She’s an amazing woman.", ">\n\n\nand afterwards we stopped and had Ethiopian\n\nColumbus Circle? Fantastic places up there", ">\n\nWish I could remember. The place was packed. My grandmother and I sat on the end of the table with the vegetarian platter (since i was vegan) so she mostly ate the veg stuff. It was amazing. There’s a good place up in Tampa (Queen of Sheba) but nowhere near as good as this place was.", ">\n\nHe's probably lying but I wouldn't be surprised if its true. Have you ever seen DeSantis in a debate or outside of his hand-picked media reporters? He's so socially awkward and unstable and has the charisma of a garden slug.", ">\n\nTrue. I have noticed him moving his jaw from side to side in nearly every news conference when someone else is at the podium. Odd.", ">\n\nHe's got some kind of behavioral issue. He was never an appealing candidate, but he's surrounded himself and insulated himself with a core group of very politically savvy extremists that are the ones propelling him forward. He's not the political \"genius\" the media paints him out to be. His handlers are but he's an empty suit being controlled by puppeteers.", ">\n\nThat is actually slightly reassuring for someone not so in the know about him, like myself.", ">\n\nIt shouldn't be though. If you start looking in to his core group of advisors and backers these are some terrifying people.", ">\n\nIn so much as it shows his limitations.", ">\n\nTrue, he has many weaknesses. But they cover for them well.", ">\n\nTrump is desperate to make his opponents look effete to distract from his needing to have his hand held as we walked down a ramp or having to grasp a glass with two small hands or needing the power of the military to help him beat Covid.", ">\n\nCovfefe", ">\n\nHamburder flu", ">\n\nPerpetrated by the radical left gang member known as the “Hamburglar”", ">\n\nRobble robble", ">\n\nLots of self-proclaimed “alpha males” are wrestling with some cognitive dissonance today.", ">\n\nThey'll figure it out after praying to their favorite NFT of the day", ">\n\nDeSantis's response is going to be \"you know what makes me cry? CRT. Please clap.\"", ">\n\nIt was Jeb Bush that said “please clap.”", ">\n\nStandard playbook. Muddy the waters to make your opponent look “just as bad or worse” than you.", ">\n\nOr at least make up enough stories so that sane people with busy lives aren’t sure anymore. It’s what they’ve done for Zelenskyy, Thunberg, and Fauci.\nThat being said I wouldn’t be surprised if Desantis cried.", ">\n\nOn the one hand, Trump claims this any time he tells a story about anyone asking him for anything. \"He came to me with tears in his eyes.\" It's a bizarre piece of rhetoric he employs at every given opportunity. I think he thinks it makes him look magnanimous while simultaneously making the other person look weak. I have doubts that anyone has expressed any emotion in front of the man for less than $50,000 any time in the past 20 years.\nOn the other hand, DeSantis has no heart, can probably cry on command, and will crawl on his hands and knees across broken glass to jerk off a syphilitic stray dog into his own mouth if it means he gets what he wants.", ">\n\nNow thats an awful image!", ">\n\nThank you, I crafted it while taking a dump.", ">\n\nHope Georgia prosecutors doesn't forget the tweet where Trump admitted to interfering in the Florida election to make sure Desantis won.", ">\n\nAnd everybody clapped.", ">\n\nI dunno, I imagine a lot of people cry when they have to interact with him.", ">\n\nDesantis...\"I've seen the pee tape, and it is the most humiliation thing I've ever seen. Donald even got some in his mouth.\"", ">\n\nIt's just DJT pissing up into his own mouth on a bed the Obama's slept on at the Kremlin", ">\n\nTo be fair, getting a close up whiff of scrambled Sudafed and BigMac diaper blowouts tends to make one’s eyes run a bit.", ">\n\nDesantis is garbage. But this story likely isn't true. Trump claims people cry in front of him all the time. Many of those people aren't even real, they are just folks he made up in his head in the moment. \n\"This big guy, some say a former marine, a lot of people are saying it, really big, tough guy, and he came to me, tears in his eyes, and he said 'Mister Trump, you saved my life,' and it's true, I did save his life, I fought next to him in Afghanistan, that's what people are saying, and you know what? Maybe they're right, maybe I did kill 100 terrorists, because I know terrorists, some of them are my friends, and I say to terrorists, stop with that terror, and you know what? They stop. No one else knows terror and anti-terror like I do, just like that marine said.\"", ">\n\nRoflcopter", ">\n\nTrump knows whatever shit he says in the media will be reported like it was fact first and have to be proven false later", ">\n\n\n\"There were tears coming down from his eyes. He said: 'If you endorse me, I'll win,'\" said Trump.\n\nlmao trump couldnt come up with something better than this?", ">\n\nSeriously lol. It has a lot of \"and then everyone clapped\" energy.", ">\n\nWow who's gonna vote for Little Crybaby Ronnie?", ">\n\nWell as hard as it is to say it, I believe Trump this time. He just left out that they cried together, holding each other in a swampy embrace. Their Depends touching each other and their tentacles creep out and conjoin so they may exchange long protein strings.", ">\n\nTrump: [proceeds to unzip pantaloons]", ">\n\n\npantaloons\n\nrich people pants", ">\n\nNo, it’s crazypants. Right there in the name: pant-of-loons.", ">\n\nSuper convincing story, just trust him it's true. He's a business man! How else can he be so rich if not being totally honest? Btw the water pressure sucks in Florida, you have to flush multiple times. Terrible, terrible leader.", ">\n\n“He said ‘Sir…’”", ">\n\nLying liars lie.", ">\n\nBigly.", ">\n\nTrump says ~~Santos~~ DeSantis cried. ~~Santos~~ DeSantis will claim that he didn't. One of these serial liars would be telling the truth. That has never happened before so the universe might just explode out of sheer surprise.\nEdit: wrong idiot", ">\n\nSantos or DeSantis?", ">\n\nTrump is such a beacon of truth and integrity. Add irony here.", ">\n\nPoor Cry Baby DeSantis", ">\n\n‘Big, strong’ men can’t stop crying around President Trump. Just ask him.", ">\n\nTrump is unbelievable. After all these years he still sounds like a hurt 8 year old.", ">\n\nIt's times like this that having no history of telling any kind of truth really doesn't work in his favor, as much as I want to believe this.", ">\n\nLike everything else Trump has said, I’m sure this is 100% true.\nHe never lies, right?", ">\n\nTo try to make a rival look bad? He'd never do that.", ">\n\nWhile calling him sir. Yawn. We get it, Donald.", ">\n\nHe is a cringe factory and totally seems like type to cry for something when he really wants it, like a big baby.", ">\n\nLol. These people suck so bad.", ">\n\nCrying is okay, folks.\nTrump and DeSantis are shit people, but crying is okay.", ">\n\nProbably.... and Donald Trump poops himself and is a traitor.", ">\n\nFact: trump lies about everything. Fact: trump denigrates his opponents. As much as I want to believe this, it’s probably bull shit.", ">\n\nThey’re both liars, but somehow I believe this.", ">\n\nAnd then DJT shit his Depends.", ">\n\nWatching the republican party implode this election cycle is going to be schadenfreude like I’ve never experienced before.", ">\n\nEverything this piece of shit ever says is a lie. So I’m going to happily report that this is definitely more bullshit from this traitor’s mouth.\nThat being said, unfortunately his base will still eat this up. Because:\n-The Traitorous Piece of Shit said it so it must be true.\n-DeathSentence cried.\n-Crying is womanly.\n-DeathSentence is a woman.\n-MAGA MAGA MAGA\nSomewhere right now a group of Qdiots are saying some spaghetti style version of the exact talking points above.", ">\n\nTrump can piss in his pants because he wears absorbent diapers. It is probably a medical condition so he should not be ashamed.", ">\n\n\"He probably didn't even cry when he was a baby, and then he said..SIR!\"", ">\n\nStormy claims trump cried when she laughed at his mushroom dick", ">\n\nI had thought DeSantis was a SEAL, and therefore unlikely to be crying. I checked Wikipedia and found out the was a lawyer for the SEALs, so different. \nThen I read that he got a Bronze Star after his Iraq tour, but then I found out that the Bronze star is typically awarded as an upgrade from a MSM in combat zones. \nSo now I'm thinking that the crying story is totes believable.", ">\n\nSo…. By using logic we come to the conclusion that he made Trump cry, amiright? 😱", ">\n\nThis asshat is so fucking predictable.", ">\n\ndo you mean Desantis crying? Or Trump lying?", ">\n\nAnd called him sir", ">\n\nNext he'll call his wife ugly", ">\n\nOr say that she has secrets about where she worked.\nOr that his dad killed JFK.", ">\n\nNeither of these fascist deserve to be president.", ">\n\nletthemfight.gif", ">\n\nLet them fight. ding ding", ">\n\nLmao, let the feasting begin.", ">\n\nThis I will believe.", ">\n\nI also heard Trump claimed that anytime DeSantis had to open a jar that was too hard to open he came over to Trump's; in tears.", ">\n\nIt's scary how with the GOP's constant appeasement of the Orange Turd, I can actually see this happening. \nIs Trump lying? Most likely. But I can still see it happening.", ">\n\nAnd he's known for his consistent honesty, so I'm sure this happened.", ">\n\nTrump seems to always endorse people who cry in front of him, only to betray him later. Not a great judge of character if you ask me.", ">\n\nLet me guess, he called him 'Sir,' too. \nBuffoon.", ">\n\nHaha, this is where they've gotten to? \"Desantis is a booger-head and cried in front of me!\"", ">\n\nIt’s going to be fascinating to watch the Republican politicians try to take on trump knowing how deranged the base is. They went along with the insanity and even leaned into it like when Ronny D built a toy wall with his kid in the commercial. They must know it’s impossible to reason with these people. I can only imagine what it will look like when the Trump crazies set their sights on destroying DeSantis.", ">\n\nPlease run as an independent. Please.\nHe's the orange kryptonite to that void of charisma hack from Florida.", ">\n\nAs is with everything Donald says \nIt is more than likely Donald cried Infront of Ronald\nHaha Ronald and Donald", ">\n\nAnyone with \"nald\" needs to be blacklisted from politics.", ">\n\nAnyone with gop, conservative or Republicansl too" ]

[ "Sooo, this means trump cried in front of someone when seeking endorsement? Putin?", ">\n\nExactly.", ">\n\nWell, now we know exactly who has something over him.", ">\n\nWe do, but we used to, too.", ">\n\nThanks, Mitch.", ">\n\nDonnie DOES love escalators…", ">\n\nSorry for the convenience", ">\n\nI wonder how man times he called Trump \"sir?\"", ">\n\nThis is how it went word for word.\n“Please sir, endorse me sir. How can I be as smart and as good looking as you sir? Or sir, [starts sobbing] you are so wonderful “", ">\n\nDesantis weakly salutes Dear Leader", ">\n\nThe mandatory real-fake cry claim does have Kim-Jong Il vibes.", ">\n\nRed-on-red crime is my favorite kind of crime.", ">\n\nThis one is great hecause half of their base appeal is as tough guys, so telling the nation that one of them was sobbing like a baby in front of the other is a solid move. Now Deathanus has to decide whether to just accept it and be belittled, or start to fight back and fracture the party. 10/10 can’t wait for season finale.", ">\n\nHalf of these guys wouldn’t know the difference between a hatchet and an axe and wouldn’t be able to load and shoot an AR. \nRepublicans in federal government are almost all what they would consider effeminate suburbanites.", ">\n\nIn reality yes. But we know they don’t live there. To them an obese man who wears makeup and lifted shoes while avoiding war because his feet hurt is the epitome of manly.", ">\n\nI love your username. For some reason, that line cracked up my wife and me and we say it all the time.", ">\n\nIt’s so funny how many people get the reference! Workaholics def had its fans but it was never a mainstream smash so it’s crazy how many people recognize one throwaway line from the show!\nNow get in my grapevan pls", ">\n\nCatherine Zeta Jones, she dips beneath lasers, oh oh oh", ">\n\nShe has entrapped me, and Sean Connery! OH oh OH. OH oh OHhh^hh^h", ">\n\nWhen two pieces of shit get together, there will be a whole lot of stories coming out", ">\n\nThis embarrassing DeSantis campaign ad will be played repeatedly as a hit piece. That was some insane level of bootlicking lol. For one rare moment, I think Trump is speaking the truth. DeSantis absolutely cried in front of him and maybe even got on his knees for an endorsement", ">\n\nI had to go show this to my grandma. She screams about Trump and DeSantis til her voice cracks. She said she’s never wished on anyone’s demise before them. And McConnell. The rage in her 4’11”, 74 year old body is immense.", ">\n\nSounds like you've got one righteous grandma", ">\n\nShe marched her lil ass out in January in DC to march with us during Trump’s inauguration. It was actually my 18th birthday and afterwards we stopped and had Ethiopian for the first time. Her first time trying any African food and she still talks about how much she loves it. She sat with me at a tattoo appointment and afterwards we got pizza and ice cream. I love her. She’s an amazing woman.", ">\n\n\nand afterwards we stopped and had Ethiopian\n\nColumbus Circle? Fantastic places up there", ">\n\nWish I could remember. The place was packed. My grandmother and I sat on the end of the table with the vegetarian platter (since i was vegan) so she mostly ate the veg stuff. It was amazing. There’s a good place up in Tampa (Queen of Sheba) but nowhere near as good as this place was.", ">\n\nHe's probably lying but I wouldn't be surprised if its true. Have you ever seen DeSantis in a debate or outside of his hand-picked media reporters? He's so socially awkward and unstable and has the charisma of a garden slug.", ">\n\nTrue. I have noticed him moving his jaw from side to side in nearly every news conference when someone else is at the podium. Odd.", ">\n\nHe's got some kind of behavioral issue. He was never an appealing candidate, but he's surrounded himself and insulated himself with a core group of very politically savvy extremists that are the ones propelling him forward. He's not the political \"genius\" the media paints him out to be. His handlers are but he's an empty suit being controlled by puppeteers.", ">\n\nThat is actually slightly reassuring for someone not so in the know about him, like myself.", ">\n\nIt shouldn't be though. If you start looking in to his core group of advisors and backers these are some terrifying people.", ">\n\nIn so much as it shows his limitations.", ">\n\nTrue, he has many weaknesses. But they cover for them well.", ">\n\nTrump is desperate to make his opponents look effete to distract from his needing to have his hand held as we walked down a ramp or having to grasp a glass with two small hands or needing the power of the military to help him beat Covid.", ">\n\nCovfefe", ">\n\nHamburder flu", ">\n\nPerpetrated by the radical left gang member known as the “Hamburglar”", ">\n\nRobble robble", ">\n\nLots of self-proclaimed “alpha males” are wrestling with some cognitive dissonance today.", ">\n\nThey'll figure it out after praying to their favorite NFT of the day", ">\n\nDeSantis's response is going to be \"you know what makes me cry? CRT. Please clap.\"", ">\n\nIt was Jeb Bush that said “please clap.”", ">\n\nStandard playbook. Muddy the waters to make your opponent look “just as bad or worse” than you.", ">\n\nOr at least make up enough stories so that sane people with busy lives aren’t sure anymore. It’s what they’ve done for Zelenskyy, Thunberg, and Fauci.\nThat being said I wouldn’t be surprised if Desantis cried.", ">\n\nOn the one hand, Trump claims this any time he tells a story about anyone asking him for anything. \"He came to me with tears in his eyes.\" It's a bizarre piece of rhetoric he employs at every given opportunity. I think he thinks it makes him look magnanimous while simultaneously making the other person look weak. I have doubts that anyone has expressed any emotion in front of the man for less than $50,000 any time in the past 20 years.\nOn the other hand, DeSantis has no heart, can probably cry on command, and will crawl on his hands and knees across broken glass to jerk off a syphilitic stray dog into his own mouth if it means he gets what he wants.", ">\n\nNow thats an awful image!", ">\n\nThank you, I crafted it while taking a dump.", ">\n\nHope Georgia prosecutors doesn't forget the tweet where Trump admitted to interfering in the Florida election to make sure Desantis won.", ">\n\nAnd everybody clapped.", ">\n\nI dunno, I imagine a lot of people cry when they have to interact with him.", ">\n\nDesantis...\"I've seen the pee tape, and it is the most humiliation thing I've ever seen. Donald even got some in his mouth.\"", ">\n\nIt's just DJT pissing up into his own mouth on a bed the Obama's slept on at the Kremlin", ">\n\nTo be fair, getting a close up whiff of scrambled Sudafed and BigMac diaper blowouts tends to make one’s eyes run a bit.", ">\n\nDesantis is garbage. But this story likely isn't true. Trump claims people cry in front of him all the time. Many of those people aren't even real, they are just folks he made up in his head in the moment. \n\"This big guy, some say a former marine, a lot of people are saying it, really big, tough guy, and he came to me, tears in his eyes, and he said 'Mister Trump, you saved my life,' and it's true, I did save his life, I fought next to him in Afghanistan, that's what people are saying, and you know what? Maybe they're right, maybe I did kill 100 terrorists, because I know terrorists, some of them are my friends, and I say to terrorists, stop with that terror, and you know what? They stop. No one else knows terror and anti-terror like I do, just like that marine said.\"", ">\n\nRoflcopter", ">\n\nTrump knows whatever shit he says in the media will be reported like it was fact first and have to be proven false later", ">\n\n\n\"There were tears coming down from his eyes. He said: 'If you endorse me, I'll win,'\" said Trump.\n\nlmao trump couldnt come up with something better than this?", ">\n\nSeriously lol. It has a lot of \"and then everyone clapped\" energy.", ">\n\nWow who's gonna vote for Little Crybaby Ronnie?", ">\n\nWell as hard as it is to say it, I believe Trump this time. He just left out that they cried together, holding each other in a swampy embrace. Their Depends touching each other and their tentacles creep out and conjoin so they may exchange long protein strings.", ">\n\nTrump: [proceeds to unzip pantaloons]", ">\n\n\npantaloons\n\nrich people pants", ">\n\nNo, it’s crazypants. Right there in the name: pant-of-loons.", ">\n\nSuper convincing story, just trust him it's true. He's a business man! How else can he be so rich if not being totally honest? Btw the water pressure sucks in Florida, you have to flush multiple times. Terrible, terrible leader.", ">\n\n“He said ‘Sir…’”", ">\n\nLying liars lie.", ">\n\nBigly.", ">\n\nTrump says ~~Santos~~ DeSantis cried. ~~Santos~~ DeSantis will claim that he didn't. One of these serial liars would be telling the truth. That has never happened before so the universe might just explode out of sheer surprise.\nEdit: wrong idiot", ">\n\nSantos or DeSantis?", ">\n\nTrump is such a beacon of truth and integrity. Add irony here.", ">\n\nPoor Cry Baby DeSantis", ">\n\n‘Big, strong’ men can’t stop crying around President Trump. Just ask him.", ">\n\nTrump is unbelievable. After all these years he still sounds like a hurt 8 year old.", ">\n\nIt's times like this that having no history of telling any kind of truth really doesn't work in his favor, as much as I want to believe this.", ">\n\nLike everything else Trump has said, I’m sure this is 100% true.\nHe never lies, right?", ">\n\nTo try to make a rival look bad? He'd never do that.", ">\n\nWhile calling him sir. Yawn. We get it, Donald.", ">\n\nHe is a cringe factory and totally seems like type to cry for something when he really wants it, like a big baby.", ">\n\nLol. These people suck so bad.", ">\n\nCrying is okay, folks.\nTrump and DeSantis are shit people, but crying is okay.", ">\n\nProbably.... and Donald Trump poops himself and is a traitor.", ">\n\nFact: trump lies about everything. Fact: trump denigrates his opponents. As much as I want to believe this, it’s probably bull shit.", ">\n\nThey’re both liars, but somehow I believe this.", ">\n\nAnd then DJT shit his Depends.", ">\n\nWatching the republican party implode this election cycle is going to be schadenfreude like I’ve never experienced before.", ">\n\nEverything this piece of shit ever says is a lie. So I’m going to happily report that this is definitely more bullshit from this traitor’s mouth.\nThat being said, unfortunately his base will still eat this up. Because:\n-The Traitorous Piece of Shit said it so it must be true.\n-DeathSentence cried.\n-Crying is womanly.\n-DeathSentence is a woman.\n-MAGA MAGA MAGA\nSomewhere right now a group of Qdiots are saying some spaghetti style version of the exact talking points above.", ">\n\nTrump can piss in his pants because he wears absorbent diapers. It is probably a medical condition so he should not be ashamed.", ">\n\n\"He probably didn't even cry when he was a baby, and then he said..SIR!\"", ">\n\nStormy claims trump cried when she laughed at his mushroom dick", ">\n\nI had thought DeSantis was a SEAL, and therefore unlikely to be crying. I checked Wikipedia and found out the was a lawyer for the SEALs, so different. \nThen I read that he got a Bronze Star after his Iraq tour, but then I found out that the Bronze star is typically awarded as an upgrade from a MSM in combat zones. \nSo now I'm thinking that the crying story is totes believable.", ">\n\nSo…. By using logic we come to the conclusion that he made Trump cry, amiright? 😱", ">\n\nThis asshat is so fucking predictable.", ">\n\ndo you mean Desantis crying? Or Trump lying?", ">\n\nAnd called him sir", ">\n\nNext he'll call his wife ugly", ">\n\nOr say that she has secrets about where she worked.\nOr that his dad killed JFK.", ">\n\nNeither of these fascist deserve to be president.", ">\n\nletthemfight.gif", ">\n\nLet them fight. ding ding", ">\n\nLmao, let the feasting begin.", ">\n\nThis I will believe.", ">\n\nI also heard Trump claimed that anytime DeSantis had to open a jar that was too hard to open he came over to Trump's; in tears.", ">\n\nIt's scary how with the GOP's constant appeasement of the Orange Turd, I can actually see this happening. \nIs Trump lying? Most likely. But I can still see it happening.", ">\n\nAnd he's known for his consistent honesty, so I'm sure this happened.", ">\n\nTrump seems to always endorse people who cry in front of him, only to betray him later. Not a great judge of character if you ask me.", ">\n\nLet me guess, he called him 'Sir,' too. \nBuffoon.", ">\n\nHaha, this is where they've gotten to? \"Desantis is a booger-head and cried in front of me!\"", ">\n\nIt’s going to be fascinating to watch the Republican politicians try to take on trump knowing how deranged the base is. They went along with the insanity and even leaned into it like when Ronny D built a toy wall with his kid in the commercial. They must know it’s impossible to reason with these people. I can only imagine what it will look like when the Trump crazies set their sights on destroying DeSantis.", ">\n\nPlease run as an independent. Please.\nHe's the orange kryptonite to that void of charisma hack from Florida.", ">\n\nAs is with everything Donald says \nIt is more than likely Donald cried Infront of Ronald\nHaha Ronald and Donald", ">\n\nAnyone with \"nald\" needs to be blacklisted from politics.", ">\n\nAnyone with gop, conservative or Republicansl too", ">\n\nLet them eat each other, i for one am and will be enjoying the show" ]

[ "Sooo, this means trump cried in front of someone when seeking endorsement? Putin?", ">\n\nExactly.", ">\n\nWell, now we know exactly who has something over him.", ">\n\nWe do, but we used to, too.", ">\n\nThanks, Mitch.", ">\n\nDonnie DOES love escalators…", ">\n\nSorry for the convenience", ">\n\nI wonder how man times he called Trump \"sir?\"", ">\n\nThis is how it went word for word.\n“Please sir, endorse me sir. How can I be as smart and as good looking as you sir? Or sir, [starts sobbing] you are so wonderful “", ">\n\nDesantis weakly salutes Dear Leader", ">\n\nThe mandatory real-fake cry claim does have Kim-Jong Il vibes.", ">\n\nRed-on-red crime is my favorite kind of crime.", ">\n\nThis one is great hecause half of their base appeal is as tough guys, so telling the nation that one of them was sobbing like a baby in front of the other is a solid move. Now Deathanus has to decide whether to just accept it and be belittled, or start to fight back and fracture the party. 10/10 can’t wait for season finale.", ">\n\nHalf of these guys wouldn’t know the difference between a hatchet and an axe and wouldn’t be able to load and shoot an AR. \nRepublicans in federal government are almost all what they would consider effeminate suburbanites.", ">\n\nIn reality yes. But we know they don’t live there. To them an obese man who wears makeup and lifted shoes while avoiding war because his feet hurt is the epitome of manly.", ">\n\nI love your username. For some reason, that line cracked up my wife and me and we say it all the time.", ">\n\nIt’s so funny how many people get the reference! Workaholics def had its fans but it was never a mainstream smash so it’s crazy how many people recognize one throwaway line from the show!\nNow get in my grapevan pls", ">\n\nCatherine Zeta Jones, she dips beneath lasers, oh oh oh", ">\n\nShe has entrapped me, and Sean Connery! OH oh OH. OH oh OHhh^hh^h", ">\n\nWhen two pieces of shit get together, there will be a whole lot of stories coming out", ">\n\nThis embarrassing DeSantis campaign ad will be played repeatedly as a hit piece. That was some insane level of bootlicking lol. For one rare moment, I think Trump is speaking the truth. DeSantis absolutely cried in front of him and maybe even got on his knees for an endorsement", ">\n\nI had to go show this to my grandma. She screams about Trump and DeSantis til her voice cracks. She said she’s never wished on anyone’s demise before them. And McConnell. The rage in her 4’11”, 74 year old body is immense.", ">\n\nSounds like you've got one righteous grandma", ">\n\nShe marched her lil ass out in January in DC to march with us during Trump’s inauguration. It was actually my 18th birthday and afterwards we stopped and had Ethiopian for the first time. Her first time trying any African food and she still talks about how much she loves it. She sat with me at a tattoo appointment and afterwards we got pizza and ice cream. I love her. She’s an amazing woman.", ">\n\n\nand afterwards we stopped and had Ethiopian\n\nColumbus Circle? Fantastic places up there", ">\n\nWish I could remember. The place was packed. My grandmother and I sat on the end of the table with the vegetarian platter (since i was vegan) so she mostly ate the veg stuff. It was amazing. There’s a good place up in Tampa (Queen of Sheba) but nowhere near as good as this place was.", ">\n\nHe's probably lying but I wouldn't be surprised if its true. Have you ever seen DeSantis in a debate or outside of his hand-picked media reporters? He's so socially awkward and unstable and has the charisma of a garden slug.", ">\n\nTrue. I have noticed him moving his jaw from side to side in nearly every news conference when someone else is at the podium. Odd.", ">\n\nHe's got some kind of behavioral issue. He was never an appealing candidate, but he's surrounded himself and insulated himself with a core group of very politically savvy extremists that are the ones propelling him forward. He's not the political \"genius\" the media paints him out to be. His handlers are but he's an empty suit being controlled by puppeteers.", ">\n\nThat is actually slightly reassuring for someone not so in the know about him, like myself.", ">\n\nIt shouldn't be though. If you start looking in to his core group of advisors and backers these are some terrifying people.", ">\n\nIn so much as it shows his limitations.", ">\n\nTrue, he has many weaknesses. But they cover for them well.", ">\n\nTrump is desperate to make his opponents look effete to distract from his needing to have his hand held as we walked down a ramp or having to grasp a glass with two small hands or needing the power of the military to help him beat Covid.", ">\n\nCovfefe", ">\n\nHamburder flu", ">\n\nPerpetrated by the radical left gang member known as the “Hamburglar”", ">\n\nRobble robble", ">\n\nLots of self-proclaimed “alpha males” are wrestling with some cognitive dissonance today.", ">\n\nThey'll figure it out after praying to their favorite NFT of the day", ">\n\nDeSantis's response is going to be \"you know what makes me cry? CRT. Please clap.\"", ">\n\nIt was Jeb Bush that said “please clap.”", ">\n\nStandard playbook. Muddy the waters to make your opponent look “just as bad or worse” than you.", ">\n\nOr at least make up enough stories so that sane people with busy lives aren’t sure anymore. It’s what they’ve done for Zelenskyy, Thunberg, and Fauci.\nThat being said I wouldn’t be surprised if Desantis cried.", ">\n\nOn the one hand, Trump claims this any time he tells a story about anyone asking him for anything. \"He came to me with tears in his eyes.\" It's a bizarre piece of rhetoric he employs at every given opportunity. I think he thinks it makes him look magnanimous while simultaneously making the other person look weak. I have doubts that anyone has expressed any emotion in front of the man for less than $50,000 any time in the past 20 years.\nOn the other hand, DeSantis has no heart, can probably cry on command, and will crawl on his hands and knees across broken glass to jerk off a syphilitic stray dog into his own mouth if it means he gets what he wants.", ">\n\nNow thats an awful image!", ">\n\nThank you, I crafted it while taking a dump.", ">\n\nHope Georgia prosecutors doesn't forget the tweet where Trump admitted to interfering in the Florida election to make sure Desantis won.", ">\n\nAnd everybody clapped.", ">\n\nI dunno, I imagine a lot of people cry when they have to interact with him.", ">\n\nDesantis...\"I've seen the pee tape, and it is the most humiliation thing I've ever seen. Donald even got some in his mouth.\"", ">\n\nIt's just DJT pissing up into his own mouth on a bed the Obama's slept on at the Kremlin", ">\n\nTo be fair, getting a close up whiff of scrambled Sudafed and BigMac diaper blowouts tends to make one’s eyes run a bit.", ">\n\nDesantis is garbage. But this story likely isn't true. Trump claims people cry in front of him all the time. Many of those people aren't even real, they are just folks he made up in his head in the moment. \n\"This big guy, some say a former marine, a lot of people are saying it, really big, tough guy, and he came to me, tears in his eyes, and he said 'Mister Trump, you saved my life,' and it's true, I did save his life, I fought next to him in Afghanistan, that's what people are saying, and you know what? Maybe they're right, maybe I did kill 100 terrorists, because I know terrorists, some of them are my friends, and I say to terrorists, stop with that terror, and you know what? They stop. No one else knows terror and anti-terror like I do, just like that marine said.\"", ">\n\nRoflcopter", ">\n\nTrump knows whatever shit he says in the media will be reported like it was fact first and have to be proven false later", ">\n\n\n\"There were tears coming down from his eyes. He said: 'If you endorse me, I'll win,'\" said Trump.\n\nlmao trump couldnt come up with something better than this?", ">\n\nSeriously lol. It has a lot of \"and then everyone clapped\" energy.", ">\n\nWow who's gonna vote for Little Crybaby Ronnie?", ">\n\nWell as hard as it is to say it, I believe Trump this time. He just left out that they cried together, holding each other in a swampy embrace. Their Depends touching each other and their tentacles creep out and conjoin so they may exchange long protein strings.", ">\n\nTrump: [proceeds to unzip pantaloons]", ">\n\n\npantaloons\n\nrich people pants", ">\n\nNo, it’s crazypants. Right there in the name: pant-of-loons.", ">\n\nSuper convincing story, just trust him it's true. He's a business man! How else can he be so rich if not being totally honest? Btw the water pressure sucks in Florida, you have to flush multiple times. Terrible, terrible leader.", ">\n\n“He said ‘Sir…’”", ">\n\nLying liars lie.", ">\n\nBigly.", ">\n\nTrump says ~~Santos~~ DeSantis cried. ~~Santos~~ DeSantis will claim that he didn't. One of these serial liars would be telling the truth. That has never happened before so the universe might just explode out of sheer surprise.\nEdit: wrong idiot", ">\n\nSantos or DeSantis?", ">\n\nTrump is such a beacon of truth and integrity. Add irony here.", ">\n\nPoor Cry Baby DeSantis", ">\n\n‘Big, strong’ men can’t stop crying around President Trump. Just ask him.", ">\n\nTrump is unbelievable. After all these years he still sounds like a hurt 8 year old.", ">\n\nIt's times like this that having no history of telling any kind of truth really doesn't work in his favor, as much as I want to believe this.", ">\n\nLike everything else Trump has said, I’m sure this is 100% true.\nHe never lies, right?", ">\n\nTo try to make a rival look bad? He'd never do that.", ">\n\nWhile calling him sir. Yawn. We get it, Donald.", ">\n\nHe is a cringe factory and totally seems like type to cry for something when he really wants it, like a big baby.", ">\n\nLol. These people suck so bad.", ">\n\nCrying is okay, folks.\nTrump and DeSantis are shit people, but crying is okay.", ">\n\nProbably.... and Donald Trump poops himself and is a traitor.", ">\n\nFact: trump lies about everything. Fact: trump denigrates his opponents. As much as I want to believe this, it’s probably bull shit.", ">\n\nThey’re both liars, but somehow I believe this.", ">\n\nAnd then DJT shit his Depends.", ">\n\nWatching the republican party implode this election cycle is going to be schadenfreude like I’ve never experienced before.", ">\n\nEverything this piece of shit ever says is a lie. So I’m going to happily report that this is definitely more bullshit from this traitor’s mouth.\nThat being said, unfortunately his base will still eat this up. Because:\n-The Traitorous Piece of Shit said it so it must be true.\n-DeathSentence cried.\n-Crying is womanly.\n-DeathSentence is a woman.\n-MAGA MAGA MAGA\nSomewhere right now a group of Qdiots are saying some spaghetti style version of the exact talking points above.", ">\n\nTrump can piss in his pants because he wears absorbent diapers. It is probably a medical condition so he should not be ashamed.", ">\n\n\"He probably didn't even cry when he was a baby, and then he said..SIR!\"", ">\n\nStormy claims trump cried when she laughed at his mushroom dick", ">\n\nI had thought DeSantis was a SEAL, and therefore unlikely to be crying. I checked Wikipedia and found out the was a lawyer for the SEALs, so different. \nThen I read that he got a Bronze Star after his Iraq tour, but then I found out that the Bronze star is typically awarded as an upgrade from a MSM in combat zones. \nSo now I'm thinking that the crying story is totes believable.", ">\n\nSo…. By using logic we come to the conclusion that he made Trump cry, amiright? 😱", ">\n\nThis asshat is so fucking predictable.", ">\n\ndo you mean Desantis crying? Or Trump lying?", ">\n\nAnd called him sir", ">\n\nNext he'll call his wife ugly", ">\n\nOr say that she has secrets about where she worked.\nOr that his dad killed JFK.", ">\n\nNeither of these fascist deserve to be president.", ">\n\nletthemfight.gif", ">\n\nLet them fight. ding ding", ">\n\nLmao, let the feasting begin.", ">\n\nThis I will believe.", ">\n\nI also heard Trump claimed that anytime DeSantis had to open a jar that was too hard to open he came over to Trump's; in tears.", ">\n\nIt's scary how with the GOP's constant appeasement of the Orange Turd, I can actually see this happening. \nIs Trump lying? Most likely. But I can still see it happening.", ">\n\nAnd he's known for his consistent honesty, so I'm sure this happened.", ">\n\nTrump seems to always endorse people who cry in front of him, only to betray him later. Not a great judge of character if you ask me.", ">\n\nLet me guess, he called him 'Sir,' too. \nBuffoon.", ">\n\nHaha, this is where they've gotten to? \"Desantis is a booger-head and cried in front of me!\"", ">\n\nIt’s going to be fascinating to watch the Republican politicians try to take on trump knowing how deranged the base is. They went along with the insanity and even leaned into it like when Ronny D built a toy wall with his kid in the commercial. They must know it’s impossible to reason with these people. I can only imagine what it will look like when the Trump crazies set their sights on destroying DeSantis.", ">\n\nPlease run as an independent. Please.\nHe's the orange kryptonite to that void of charisma hack from Florida.", ">\n\nAs is with everything Donald says \nIt is more than likely Donald cried Infront of Ronald\nHaha Ronald and Donald", ">\n\nAnyone with \"nald\" needs to be blacklisted from politics.", ">\n\nAnyone with gop, conservative or Republicansl too", ">\n\nLet them eat each other, i for one am and will be enjoying the show", ">\n\nWatching two obese men get into a dick measuring contest is rather disturbing." ]

[ "Sooo, this means trump cried in front of someone when seeking endorsement? Putin?", ">\n\nExactly.", ">\n\nWell, now we know exactly who has something over him.", ">\n\nWe do, but we used to, too.", ">\n\nThanks, Mitch.", ">\n\nDonnie DOES love escalators…", ">\n\nSorry for the convenience", ">\n\nI wonder how man times he called Trump \"sir?\"", ">\n\nThis is how it went word for word.\n“Please sir, endorse me sir. How can I be as smart and as good looking as you sir? Or sir, [starts sobbing] you are so wonderful “", ">\n\nDesantis weakly salutes Dear Leader", ">\n\nThe mandatory real-fake cry claim does have Kim-Jong Il vibes.", ">\n\nRed-on-red crime is my favorite kind of crime.", ">\n\nThis one is great hecause half of their base appeal is as tough guys, so telling the nation that one of them was sobbing like a baby in front of the other is a solid move. Now Deathanus has to decide whether to just accept it and be belittled, or start to fight back and fracture the party. 10/10 can’t wait for season finale.", ">\n\nHalf of these guys wouldn’t know the difference between a hatchet and an axe and wouldn’t be able to load and shoot an AR. \nRepublicans in federal government are almost all what they would consider effeminate suburbanites.", ">\n\nIn reality yes. But we know they don’t live there. To them an obese man who wears makeup and lifted shoes while avoiding war because his feet hurt is the epitome of manly.", ">\n\nI love your username. For some reason, that line cracked up my wife and me and we say it all the time.", ">\n\nIt’s so funny how many people get the reference! Workaholics def had its fans but it was never a mainstream smash so it’s crazy how many people recognize one throwaway line from the show!\nNow get in my grapevan pls", ">\n\nCatherine Zeta Jones, she dips beneath lasers, oh oh oh", ">\n\nShe has entrapped me, and Sean Connery! OH oh OH. OH oh OHhh^hh^h", ">\n\nWhen two pieces of shit get together, there will be a whole lot of stories coming out", ">\n\nThis embarrassing DeSantis campaign ad will be played repeatedly as a hit piece. That was some insane level of bootlicking lol. For one rare moment, I think Trump is speaking the truth. DeSantis absolutely cried in front of him and maybe even got on his knees for an endorsement", ">\n\nI had to go show this to my grandma. She screams about Trump and DeSantis til her voice cracks. She said she’s never wished on anyone’s demise before them. And McConnell. The rage in her 4’11”, 74 year old body is immense.", ">\n\nSounds like you've got one righteous grandma", ">\n\nShe marched her lil ass out in January in DC to march with us during Trump’s inauguration. It was actually my 18th birthday and afterwards we stopped and had Ethiopian for the first time. Her first time trying any African food and she still talks about how much she loves it. She sat with me at a tattoo appointment and afterwards we got pizza and ice cream. I love her. She’s an amazing woman.", ">\n\n\nand afterwards we stopped and had Ethiopian\n\nColumbus Circle? Fantastic places up there", ">\n\nWish I could remember. The place was packed. My grandmother and I sat on the end of the table with the vegetarian platter (since i was vegan) so she mostly ate the veg stuff. It was amazing. There’s a good place up in Tampa (Queen of Sheba) but nowhere near as good as this place was.", ">\n\nHe's probably lying but I wouldn't be surprised if its true. Have you ever seen DeSantis in a debate or outside of his hand-picked media reporters? He's so socially awkward and unstable and has the charisma of a garden slug.", ">\n\nTrue. I have noticed him moving his jaw from side to side in nearly every news conference when someone else is at the podium. Odd.", ">\n\nHe's got some kind of behavioral issue. He was never an appealing candidate, but he's surrounded himself and insulated himself with a core group of very politically savvy extremists that are the ones propelling him forward. He's not the political \"genius\" the media paints him out to be. His handlers are but he's an empty suit being controlled by puppeteers.", ">\n\nThat is actually slightly reassuring for someone not so in the know about him, like myself.", ">\n\nIt shouldn't be though. If you start looking in to his core group of advisors and backers these are some terrifying people.", ">\n\nIn so much as it shows his limitations.", ">\n\nTrue, he has many weaknesses. But they cover for them well.", ">\n\nTrump is desperate to make his opponents look effete to distract from his needing to have his hand held as we walked down a ramp or having to grasp a glass with two small hands or needing the power of the military to help him beat Covid.", ">\n\nCovfefe", ">\n\nHamburder flu", ">\n\nPerpetrated by the radical left gang member known as the “Hamburglar”", ">\n\nRobble robble", ">\n\nLots of self-proclaimed “alpha males” are wrestling with some cognitive dissonance today.", ">\n\nThey'll figure it out after praying to their favorite NFT of the day", ">\n\nDeSantis's response is going to be \"you know what makes me cry? CRT. Please clap.\"", ">\n\nIt was Jeb Bush that said “please clap.”", ">\n\nStandard playbook. Muddy the waters to make your opponent look “just as bad or worse” than you.", ">\n\nOr at least make up enough stories so that sane people with busy lives aren’t sure anymore. It’s what they’ve done for Zelenskyy, Thunberg, and Fauci.\nThat being said I wouldn’t be surprised if Desantis cried.", ">\n\nOn the one hand, Trump claims this any time he tells a story about anyone asking him for anything. \"He came to me with tears in his eyes.\" It's a bizarre piece of rhetoric he employs at every given opportunity. I think he thinks it makes him look magnanimous while simultaneously making the other person look weak. I have doubts that anyone has expressed any emotion in front of the man for less than $50,000 any time in the past 20 years.\nOn the other hand, DeSantis has no heart, can probably cry on command, and will crawl on his hands and knees across broken glass to jerk off a syphilitic stray dog into his own mouth if it means he gets what he wants.", ">\n\nNow thats an awful image!", ">\n\nThank you, I crafted it while taking a dump.", ">\n\nHope Georgia prosecutors doesn't forget the tweet where Trump admitted to interfering in the Florida election to make sure Desantis won.", ">\n\nAnd everybody clapped.", ">\n\nI dunno, I imagine a lot of people cry when they have to interact with him.", ">\n\nDesantis...\"I've seen the pee tape, and it is the most humiliation thing I've ever seen. Donald even got some in his mouth.\"", ">\n\nIt's just DJT pissing up into his own mouth on a bed the Obama's slept on at the Kremlin", ">\n\nTo be fair, getting a close up whiff of scrambled Sudafed and BigMac diaper blowouts tends to make one’s eyes run a bit.", ">\n\nDesantis is garbage. But this story likely isn't true. Trump claims people cry in front of him all the time. Many of those people aren't even real, they are just folks he made up in his head in the moment. \n\"This big guy, some say a former marine, a lot of people are saying it, really big, tough guy, and he came to me, tears in his eyes, and he said 'Mister Trump, you saved my life,' and it's true, I did save his life, I fought next to him in Afghanistan, that's what people are saying, and you know what? Maybe they're right, maybe I did kill 100 terrorists, because I know terrorists, some of them are my friends, and I say to terrorists, stop with that terror, and you know what? They stop. No one else knows terror and anti-terror like I do, just like that marine said.\"", ">\n\nRoflcopter", ">\n\nTrump knows whatever shit he says in the media will be reported like it was fact first and have to be proven false later", ">\n\n\n\"There were tears coming down from his eyes. He said: 'If you endorse me, I'll win,'\" said Trump.\n\nlmao trump couldnt come up with something better than this?", ">\n\nSeriously lol. It has a lot of \"and then everyone clapped\" energy.", ">\n\nWow who's gonna vote for Little Crybaby Ronnie?", ">\n\nWell as hard as it is to say it, I believe Trump this time. He just left out that they cried together, holding each other in a swampy embrace. Their Depends touching each other and their tentacles creep out and conjoin so they may exchange long protein strings.", ">\n\nTrump: [proceeds to unzip pantaloons]", ">\n\n\npantaloons\n\nrich people pants", ">\n\nNo, it’s crazypants. Right there in the name: pant-of-loons.", ">\n\nSuper convincing story, just trust him it's true. He's a business man! How else can he be so rich if not being totally honest? Btw the water pressure sucks in Florida, you have to flush multiple times. Terrible, terrible leader.", ">\n\n“He said ‘Sir…’”", ">\n\nLying liars lie.", ">\n\nBigly.", ">\n\nTrump says ~~Santos~~ DeSantis cried. ~~Santos~~ DeSantis will claim that he didn't. One of these serial liars would be telling the truth. That has never happened before so the universe might just explode out of sheer surprise.\nEdit: wrong idiot", ">\n\nSantos or DeSantis?", ">\n\nTrump is such a beacon of truth and integrity. Add irony here.", ">\n\nPoor Cry Baby DeSantis", ">\n\n‘Big, strong’ men can’t stop crying around President Trump. Just ask him.", ">\n\nTrump is unbelievable. After all these years he still sounds like a hurt 8 year old.", ">\n\nIt's times like this that having no history of telling any kind of truth really doesn't work in his favor, as much as I want to believe this.", ">\n\nLike everything else Trump has said, I’m sure this is 100% true.\nHe never lies, right?", ">\n\nTo try to make a rival look bad? He'd never do that.", ">\n\nWhile calling him sir. Yawn. We get it, Donald.", ">\n\nHe is a cringe factory and totally seems like type to cry for something when he really wants it, like a big baby.", ">\n\nLol. These people suck so bad.", ">\n\nCrying is okay, folks.\nTrump and DeSantis are shit people, but crying is okay.", ">\n\nProbably.... and Donald Trump poops himself and is a traitor.", ">\n\nFact: trump lies about everything. Fact: trump denigrates his opponents. As much as I want to believe this, it’s probably bull shit.", ">\n\nThey’re both liars, but somehow I believe this.", ">\n\nAnd then DJT shit his Depends.", ">\n\nWatching the republican party implode this election cycle is going to be schadenfreude like I’ve never experienced before.", ">\n\nEverything this piece of shit ever says is a lie. So I’m going to happily report that this is definitely more bullshit from this traitor’s mouth.\nThat being said, unfortunately his base will still eat this up. Because:\n-The Traitorous Piece of Shit said it so it must be true.\n-DeathSentence cried.\n-Crying is womanly.\n-DeathSentence is a woman.\n-MAGA MAGA MAGA\nSomewhere right now a group of Qdiots are saying some spaghetti style version of the exact talking points above.", ">\n\nTrump can piss in his pants because he wears absorbent diapers. It is probably a medical condition so he should not be ashamed.", ">\n\n\"He probably didn't even cry when he was a baby, and then he said..SIR!\"", ">\n\nStormy claims trump cried when she laughed at his mushroom dick", ">\n\nI had thought DeSantis was a SEAL, and therefore unlikely to be crying. I checked Wikipedia and found out the was a lawyer for the SEALs, so different. \nThen I read that he got a Bronze Star after his Iraq tour, but then I found out that the Bronze star is typically awarded as an upgrade from a MSM in combat zones. \nSo now I'm thinking that the crying story is totes believable.", ">\n\nSo…. By using logic we come to the conclusion that he made Trump cry, amiright? 😱", ">\n\nThis asshat is so fucking predictable.", ">\n\ndo you mean Desantis crying? Or Trump lying?", ">\n\nAnd called him sir", ">\n\nNext he'll call his wife ugly", ">\n\nOr say that she has secrets about where she worked.\nOr that his dad killed JFK.", ">\n\nNeither of these fascist deserve to be president.", ">\n\nletthemfight.gif", ">\n\nLet them fight. ding ding", ">\n\nLmao, let the feasting begin.", ">\n\nThis I will believe.", ">\n\nI also heard Trump claimed that anytime DeSantis had to open a jar that was too hard to open he came over to Trump's; in tears.", ">\n\nIt's scary how with the GOP's constant appeasement of the Orange Turd, I can actually see this happening. \nIs Trump lying? Most likely. But I can still see it happening.", ">\n\nAnd he's known for his consistent honesty, so I'm sure this happened.", ">\n\nTrump seems to always endorse people who cry in front of him, only to betray him later. Not a great judge of character if you ask me.", ">\n\nLet me guess, he called him 'Sir,' too. \nBuffoon.", ">\n\nHaha, this is where they've gotten to? \"Desantis is a booger-head and cried in front of me!\"", ">\n\nIt’s going to be fascinating to watch the Republican politicians try to take on trump knowing how deranged the base is. They went along with the insanity and even leaned into it like when Ronny D built a toy wall with his kid in the commercial. They must know it’s impossible to reason with these people. I can only imagine what it will look like when the Trump crazies set their sights on destroying DeSantis.", ">\n\nPlease run as an independent. Please.\nHe's the orange kryptonite to that void of charisma hack from Florida.", ">\n\nAs is with everything Donald says \nIt is more than likely Donald cried Infront of Ronald\nHaha Ronald and Donald", ">\n\nAnyone with \"nald\" needs to be blacklisted from politics.", ">\n\nAnyone with gop, conservative or Republicansl too", ">\n\nLet them eat each other, i for one am and will be enjoying the show", ">\n\nWatching two obese men get into a dick measuring contest is rather disturbing.", ">\n\nEspecially without an electron microscope." ]

[ "Sooo, this means trump cried in front of someone when seeking endorsement? Putin?", ">\n\nExactly.", ">\n\nWell, now we know exactly who has something over him.", ">\n\nWe do, but we used to, too.", ">\n\nThanks, Mitch.", ">\n\nDonnie DOES love escalators…", ">\n\nSorry for the convenience", ">\n\nI wonder how man times he called Trump \"sir?\"", ">\n\nThis is how it went word for word.\n“Please sir, endorse me sir. How can I be as smart and as good looking as you sir? Or sir, [starts sobbing] you are so wonderful “", ">\n\nDesantis weakly salutes Dear Leader", ">\n\nThe mandatory real-fake cry claim does have Kim-Jong Il vibes.", ">\n\nRed-on-red crime is my favorite kind of crime.", ">\n\nThis one is great hecause half of their base appeal is as tough guys, so telling the nation that one of them was sobbing like a baby in front of the other is a solid move. Now Deathanus has to decide whether to just accept it and be belittled, or start to fight back and fracture the party. 10/10 can’t wait for season finale.", ">\n\nHalf of these guys wouldn’t know the difference between a hatchet and an axe and wouldn’t be able to load and shoot an AR. \nRepublicans in federal government are almost all what they would consider effeminate suburbanites.", ">\n\nIn reality yes. But we know they don’t live there. To them an obese man who wears makeup and lifted shoes while avoiding war because his feet hurt is the epitome of manly.", ">\n\nI love your username. For some reason, that line cracked up my wife and me and we say it all the time.", ">\n\nIt’s so funny how many people get the reference! Workaholics def had its fans but it was never a mainstream smash so it’s crazy how many people recognize one throwaway line from the show!\nNow get in my grapevan pls", ">\n\nCatherine Zeta Jones, she dips beneath lasers, oh oh oh", ">\n\nShe has entrapped me, and Sean Connery! OH oh OH. OH oh OHhh^hh^h", ">\n\nWhen two pieces of shit get together, there will be a whole lot of stories coming out", ">\n\nThis embarrassing DeSantis campaign ad will be played repeatedly as a hit piece. That was some insane level of bootlicking lol. For one rare moment, I think Trump is speaking the truth. DeSantis absolutely cried in front of him and maybe even got on his knees for an endorsement", ">\n\nI had to go show this to my grandma. She screams about Trump and DeSantis til her voice cracks. She said she’s never wished on anyone’s demise before them. And McConnell. The rage in her 4’11”, 74 year old body is immense.", ">\n\nSounds like you've got one righteous grandma", ">\n\nShe marched her lil ass out in January in DC to march with us during Trump’s inauguration. It was actually my 18th birthday and afterwards we stopped and had Ethiopian for the first time. Her first time trying any African food and she still talks about how much she loves it. She sat with me at a tattoo appointment and afterwards we got pizza and ice cream. I love her. She’s an amazing woman.", ">\n\n\nand afterwards we stopped and had Ethiopian\n\nColumbus Circle? Fantastic places up there", ">\n\nWish I could remember. The place was packed. My grandmother and I sat on the end of the table with the vegetarian platter (since i was vegan) so she mostly ate the veg stuff. It was amazing. There’s a good place up in Tampa (Queen of Sheba) but nowhere near as good as this place was.", ">\n\nHe's probably lying but I wouldn't be surprised if its true. Have you ever seen DeSantis in a debate or outside of his hand-picked media reporters? He's so socially awkward and unstable and has the charisma of a garden slug.", ">\n\nTrue. I have noticed him moving his jaw from side to side in nearly every news conference when someone else is at the podium. Odd.", ">\n\nHe's got some kind of behavioral issue. He was never an appealing candidate, but he's surrounded himself and insulated himself with a core group of very politically savvy extremists that are the ones propelling him forward. He's not the political \"genius\" the media paints him out to be. His handlers are but he's an empty suit being controlled by puppeteers.", ">\n\nThat is actually slightly reassuring for someone not so in the know about him, like myself.", ">\n\nIt shouldn't be though. If you start looking in to his core group of advisors and backers these are some terrifying people.", ">\n\nIn so much as it shows his limitations.", ">\n\nTrue, he has many weaknesses. But they cover for them well.", ">\n\nTrump is desperate to make his opponents look effete to distract from his needing to have his hand held as we walked down a ramp or having to grasp a glass with two small hands or needing the power of the military to help him beat Covid.", ">\n\nCovfefe", ">\n\nHamburder flu", ">\n\nPerpetrated by the radical left gang member known as the “Hamburglar”", ">\n\nRobble robble", ">\n\nLots of self-proclaimed “alpha males” are wrestling with some cognitive dissonance today.", ">\n\nThey'll figure it out after praying to their favorite NFT of the day", ">\n\nDeSantis's response is going to be \"you know what makes me cry? CRT. Please clap.\"", ">\n\nIt was Jeb Bush that said “please clap.”", ">\n\nStandard playbook. Muddy the waters to make your opponent look “just as bad or worse” than you.", ">\n\nOr at least make up enough stories so that sane people with busy lives aren’t sure anymore. It’s what they’ve done for Zelenskyy, Thunberg, and Fauci.\nThat being said I wouldn’t be surprised if Desantis cried.", ">\n\nOn the one hand, Trump claims this any time he tells a story about anyone asking him for anything. \"He came to me with tears in his eyes.\" It's a bizarre piece of rhetoric he employs at every given opportunity. I think he thinks it makes him look magnanimous while simultaneously making the other person look weak. I have doubts that anyone has expressed any emotion in front of the man for less than $50,000 any time in the past 20 years.\nOn the other hand, DeSantis has no heart, can probably cry on command, and will crawl on his hands and knees across broken glass to jerk off a syphilitic stray dog into his own mouth if it means he gets what he wants.", ">\n\nNow thats an awful image!", ">\n\nThank you, I crafted it while taking a dump.", ">\n\nHope Georgia prosecutors doesn't forget the tweet where Trump admitted to interfering in the Florida election to make sure Desantis won.", ">\n\nAnd everybody clapped.", ">\n\nI dunno, I imagine a lot of people cry when they have to interact with him.", ">\n\nDesantis...\"I've seen the pee tape, and it is the most humiliation thing I've ever seen. Donald even got some in his mouth.\"", ">\n\nIt's just DJT pissing up into his own mouth on a bed the Obama's slept on at the Kremlin", ">\n\nTo be fair, getting a close up whiff of scrambled Sudafed and BigMac diaper blowouts tends to make one’s eyes run a bit.", ">\n\nDesantis is garbage. But this story likely isn't true. Trump claims people cry in front of him all the time. Many of those people aren't even real, they are just folks he made up in his head in the moment. \n\"This big guy, some say a former marine, a lot of people are saying it, really big, tough guy, and he came to me, tears in his eyes, and he said 'Mister Trump, you saved my life,' and it's true, I did save his life, I fought next to him in Afghanistan, that's what people are saying, and you know what? Maybe they're right, maybe I did kill 100 terrorists, because I know terrorists, some of them are my friends, and I say to terrorists, stop with that terror, and you know what? They stop. No one else knows terror and anti-terror like I do, just like that marine said.\"", ">\n\nRoflcopter", ">\n\nTrump knows whatever shit he says in the media will be reported like it was fact first and have to be proven false later", ">\n\n\n\"There were tears coming down from his eyes. He said: 'If you endorse me, I'll win,'\" said Trump.\n\nlmao trump couldnt come up with something better than this?", ">\n\nSeriously lol. It has a lot of \"and then everyone clapped\" energy.", ">\n\nWow who's gonna vote for Little Crybaby Ronnie?", ">\n\nWell as hard as it is to say it, I believe Trump this time. He just left out that they cried together, holding each other in a swampy embrace. Their Depends touching each other and their tentacles creep out and conjoin so they may exchange long protein strings.", ">\n\nTrump: [proceeds to unzip pantaloons]", ">\n\n\npantaloons\n\nrich people pants", ">\n\nNo, it’s crazypants. Right there in the name: pant-of-loons.", ">\n\nSuper convincing story, just trust him it's true. He's a business man! How else can he be so rich if not being totally honest? Btw the water pressure sucks in Florida, you have to flush multiple times. Terrible, terrible leader.", ">\n\n“He said ‘Sir…’”", ">\n\nLying liars lie.", ">\n\nBigly.", ">\n\nTrump says ~~Santos~~ DeSantis cried. ~~Santos~~ DeSantis will claim that he didn't. One of these serial liars would be telling the truth. That has never happened before so the universe might just explode out of sheer surprise.\nEdit: wrong idiot", ">\n\nSantos or DeSantis?", ">\n\nTrump is such a beacon of truth and integrity. Add irony here.", ">\n\nPoor Cry Baby DeSantis", ">\n\n‘Big, strong’ men can’t stop crying around President Trump. Just ask him.", ">\n\nTrump is unbelievable. After all these years he still sounds like a hurt 8 year old.", ">\n\nIt's times like this that having no history of telling any kind of truth really doesn't work in his favor, as much as I want to believe this.", ">\n\nLike everything else Trump has said, I’m sure this is 100% true.\nHe never lies, right?", ">\n\nTo try to make a rival look bad? He'd never do that.", ">\n\nWhile calling him sir. Yawn. We get it, Donald.", ">\n\nHe is a cringe factory and totally seems like type to cry for something when he really wants it, like a big baby.", ">\n\nLol. These people suck so bad.", ">\n\nCrying is okay, folks.\nTrump and DeSantis are shit people, but crying is okay.", ">\n\nProbably.... and Donald Trump poops himself and is a traitor.", ">\n\nFact: trump lies about everything. Fact: trump denigrates his opponents. As much as I want to believe this, it’s probably bull shit.", ">\n\nThey’re both liars, but somehow I believe this.", ">\n\nAnd then DJT shit his Depends.", ">\n\nWatching the republican party implode this election cycle is going to be schadenfreude like I’ve never experienced before.", ">\n\nEverything this piece of shit ever says is a lie. So I’m going to happily report that this is definitely more bullshit from this traitor’s mouth.\nThat being said, unfortunately his base will still eat this up. Because:\n-The Traitorous Piece of Shit said it so it must be true.\n-DeathSentence cried.\n-Crying is womanly.\n-DeathSentence is a woman.\n-MAGA MAGA MAGA\nSomewhere right now a group of Qdiots are saying some spaghetti style version of the exact talking points above.", ">\n\nTrump can piss in his pants because he wears absorbent diapers. It is probably a medical condition so he should not be ashamed.", ">\n\n\"He probably didn't even cry when he was a baby, and then he said..SIR!\"", ">\n\nStormy claims trump cried when she laughed at his mushroom dick", ">\n\nI had thought DeSantis was a SEAL, and therefore unlikely to be crying. I checked Wikipedia and found out the was a lawyer for the SEALs, so different. \nThen I read that he got a Bronze Star after his Iraq tour, but then I found out that the Bronze star is typically awarded as an upgrade from a MSM in combat zones. \nSo now I'm thinking that the crying story is totes believable.", ">\n\nSo…. By using logic we come to the conclusion that he made Trump cry, amiright? 😱", ">\n\nThis asshat is so fucking predictable.", ">\n\ndo you mean Desantis crying? Or Trump lying?", ">\n\nAnd called him sir", ">\n\nNext he'll call his wife ugly", ">\n\nOr say that she has secrets about where she worked.\nOr that his dad killed JFK.", ">\n\nNeither of these fascist deserve to be president.", ">\n\nletthemfight.gif", ">\n\nLet them fight. ding ding", ">\n\nLmao, let the feasting begin.", ">\n\nThis I will believe.", ">\n\nI also heard Trump claimed that anytime DeSantis had to open a jar that was too hard to open he came over to Trump's; in tears.", ">\n\nIt's scary how with the GOP's constant appeasement of the Orange Turd, I can actually see this happening. \nIs Trump lying? Most likely. But I can still see it happening.", ">\n\nAnd he's known for his consistent honesty, so I'm sure this happened.", ">\n\nTrump seems to always endorse people who cry in front of him, only to betray him later. Not a great judge of character if you ask me.", ">\n\nLet me guess, he called him 'Sir,' too. \nBuffoon.", ">\n\nHaha, this is where they've gotten to? \"Desantis is a booger-head and cried in front of me!\"", ">\n\nIt’s going to be fascinating to watch the Republican politicians try to take on trump knowing how deranged the base is. They went along with the insanity and even leaned into it like when Ronny D built a toy wall with his kid in the commercial. They must know it’s impossible to reason with these people. I can only imagine what it will look like when the Trump crazies set their sights on destroying DeSantis.", ">\n\nPlease run as an independent. Please.\nHe's the orange kryptonite to that void of charisma hack from Florida.", ">\n\nAs is with everything Donald says \nIt is more than likely Donald cried Infront of Ronald\nHaha Ronald and Donald", ">\n\nAnyone with \"nald\" needs to be blacklisted from politics.", ">\n\nAnyone with gop, conservative or Republicansl too", ">\n\nLet them eat each other, i for one am and will be enjoying the show", ">\n\nWatching two obese men get into a dick measuring contest is rather disturbing.", ">\n\nEspecially without an electron microscope.", ">\n\nKing Ron is too evil to cry. He has ZERO empathy or compassion. I bet he wouldn’t (or didn’t) cry over his own mother dying." ]

[ "Sooo, this means trump cried in front of someone when seeking endorsement? Putin?", ">\n\nExactly.", ">\n\nWell, now we know exactly who has something over him.", ">\n\nWe do, but we used to, too.", ">\n\nThanks, Mitch.", ">\n\nDonnie DOES love escalators…", ">\n\nSorry for the convenience", ">\n\nI wonder how man times he called Trump \"sir?\"", ">\n\nThis is how it went word for word.\n“Please sir, endorse me sir. How can I be as smart and as good looking as you sir? Or sir, [starts sobbing] you are so wonderful “", ">\n\nDesantis weakly salutes Dear Leader", ">\n\nThe mandatory real-fake cry claim does have Kim-Jong Il vibes.", ">\n\nRed-on-red crime is my favorite kind of crime.", ">\n\nThis one is great hecause half of their base appeal is as tough guys, so telling the nation that one of them was sobbing like a baby in front of the other is a solid move. Now Deathanus has to decide whether to just accept it and be belittled, or start to fight back and fracture the party. 10/10 can’t wait for season finale.", ">\n\nHalf of these guys wouldn’t know the difference between a hatchet and an axe and wouldn’t be able to load and shoot an AR. \nRepublicans in federal government are almost all what they would consider effeminate suburbanites.", ">\n\nIn reality yes. But we know they don’t live there. To them an obese man who wears makeup and lifted shoes while avoiding war because his feet hurt is the epitome of manly.", ">\n\nI love your username. For some reason, that line cracked up my wife and me and we say it all the time.", ">\n\nIt’s so funny how many people get the reference! Workaholics def had its fans but it was never a mainstream smash so it’s crazy how many people recognize one throwaway line from the show!\nNow get in my grapevan pls", ">\n\nCatherine Zeta Jones, she dips beneath lasers, oh oh oh", ">\n\nShe has entrapped me, and Sean Connery! OH oh OH. OH oh OHhh^hh^h", ">\n\nWhen two pieces of shit get together, there will be a whole lot of stories coming out", ">\n\nThis embarrassing DeSantis campaign ad will be played repeatedly as a hit piece. That was some insane level of bootlicking lol. For one rare moment, I think Trump is speaking the truth. DeSantis absolutely cried in front of him and maybe even got on his knees for an endorsement", ">\n\nI had to go show this to my grandma. She screams about Trump and DeSantis til her voice cracks. She said she’s never wished on anyone’s demise before them. And McConnell. The rage in her 4’11”, 74 year old body is immense.", ">\n\nSounds like you've got one righteous grandma", ">\n\nShe marched her lil ass out in January in DC to march with us during Trump’s inauguration. It was actually my 18th birthday and afterwards we stopped and had Ethiopian for the first time. Her first time trying any African food and she still talks about how much she loves it. She sat with me at a tattoo appointment and afterwards we got pizza and ice cream. I love her. She’s an amazing woman.", ">\n\n\nand afterwards we stopped and had Ethiopian\n\nColumbus Circle? Fantastic places up there", ">\n\nWish I could remember. The place was packed. My grandmother and I sat on the end of the table with the vegetarian platter (since i was vegan) so she mostly ate the veg stuff. It was amazing. There’s a good place up in Tampa (Queen of Sheba) but nowhere near as good as this place was.", ">\n\nHe's probably lying but I wouldn't be surprised if its true. Have you ever seen DeSantis in a debate or outside of his hand-picked media reporters? He's so socially awkward and unstable and has the charisma of a garden slug.", ">\n\nTrue. I have noticed him moving his jaw from side to side in nearly every news conference when someone else is at the podium. Odd.", ">\n\nHe's got some kind of behavioral issue. He was never an appealing candidate, but he's surrounded himself and insulated himself with a core group of very politically savvy extremists that are the ones propelling him forward. He's not the political \"genius\" the media paints him out to be. His handlers are but he's an empty suit being controlled by puppeteers.", ">\n\nThat is actually slightly reassuring for someone not so in the know about him, like myself.", ">\n\nIt shouldn't be though. If you start looking in to his core group of advisors and backers these are some terrifying people.", ">\n\nIn so much as it shows his limitations.", ">\n\nTrue, he has many weaknesses. But they cover for them well.", ">\n\nTrump is desperate to make his opponents look effete to distract from his needing to have his hand held as we walked down a ramp or having to grasp a glass with two small hands or needing the power of the military to help him beat Covid.", ">\n\nCovfefe", ">\n\nHamburder flu", ">\n\nPerpetrated by the radical left gang member known as the “Hamburglar”", ">\n\nRobble robble", ">\n\nLots of self-proclaimed “alpha males” are wrestling with some cognitive dissonance today.", ">\n\nThey'll figure it out after praying to their favorite NFT of the day", ">\n\nDeSantis's response is going to be \"you know what makes me cry? CRT. Please clap.\"", ">\n\nIt was Jeb Bush that said “please clap.”", ">\n\nStandard playbook. Muddy the waters to make your opponent look “just as bad or worse” than you.", ">\n\nOr at least make up enough stories so that sane people with busy lives aren’t sure anymore. It’s what they’ve done for Zelenskyy, Thunberg, and Fauci.\nThat being said I wouldn’t be surprised if Desantis cried.", ">\n\nOn the one hand, Trump claims this any time he tells a story about anyone asking him for anything. \"He came to me with tears in his eyes.\" It's a bizarre piece of rhetoric he employs at every given opportunity. I think he thinks it makes him look magnanimous while simultaneously making the other person look weak. I have doubts that anyone has expressed any emotion in front of the man for less than $50,000 any time in the past 20 years.\nOn the other hand, DeSantis has no heart, can probably cry on command, and will crawl on his hands and knees across broken glass to jerk off a syphilitic stray dog into his own mouth if it means he gets what he wants.", ">\n\nNow thats an awful image!", ">\n\nThank you, I crafted it while taking a dump.", ">\n\nHope Georgia prosecutors doesn't forget the tweet where Trump admitted to interfering in the Florida election to make sure Desantis won.", ">\n\nAnd everybody clapped.", ">\n\nI dunno, I imagine a lot of people cry when they have to interact with him.", ">\n\nDesantis...\"I've seen the pee tape, and it is the most humiliation thing I've ever seen. Donald even got some in his mouth.\"", ">\n\nIt's just DJT pissing up into his own mouth on a bed the Obama's slept on at the Kremlin", ">\n\nTo be fair, getting a close up whiff of scrambled Sudafed and BigMac diaper blowouts tends to make one’s eyes run a bit.", ">\n\nDesantis is garbage. But this story likely isn't true. Trump claims people cry in front of him all the time. Many of those people aren't even real, they are just folks he made up in his head in the moment. \n\"This big guy, some say a former marine, a lot of people are saying it, really big, tough guy, and he came to me, tears in his eyes, and he said 'Mister Trump, you saved my life,' and it's true, I did save his life, I fought next to him in Afghanistan, that's what people are saying, and you know what? Maybe they're right, maybe I did kill 100 terrorists, because I know terrorists, some of them are my friends, and I say to terrorists, stop with that terror, and you know what? They stop. No one else knows terror and anti-terror like I do, just like that marine said.\"", ">\n\nRoflcopter", ">\n\nTrump knows whatever shit he says in the media will be reported like it was fact first and have to be proven false later", ">\n\n\n\"There were tears coming down from his eyes. He said: 'If you endorse me, I'll win,'\" said Trump.\n\nlmao trump couldnt come up with something better than this?", ">\n\nSeriously lol. It has a lot of \"and then everyone clapped\" energy.", ">\n\nWow who's gonna vote for Little Crybaby Ronnie?", ">\n\nWell as hard as it is to say it, I believe Trump this time. He just left out that they cried together, holding each other in a swampy embrace. Their Depends touching each other and their tentacles creep out and conjoin so they may exchange long protein strings.", ">\n\nTrump: [proceeds to unzip pantaloons]", ">\n\n\npantaloons\n\nrich people pants", ">\n\nNo, it’s crazypants. Right there in the name: pant-of-loons.", ">\n\nSuper convincing story, just trust him it's true. He's a business man! How else can he be so rich if not being totally honest? Btw the water pressure sucks in Florida, you have to flush multiple times. Terrible, terrible leader.", ">\n\n“He said ‘Sir…’”", ">\n\nLying liars lie.", ">\n\nBigly.", ">\n\nTrump says ~~Santos~~ DeSantis cried. ~~Santos~~ DeSantis will claim that he didn't. One of these serial liars would be telling the truth. That has never happened before so the universe might just explode out of sheer surprise.\nEdit: wrong idiot", ">\n\nSantos or DeSantis?", ">\n\nTrump is such a beacon of truth and integrity. Add irony here.", ">\n\nPoor Cry Baby DeSantis", ">\n\n‘Big, strong’ men can’t stop crying around President Trump. Just ask him.", ">\n\nTrump is unbelievable. After all these years he still sounds like a hurt 8 year old.", ">\n\nIt's times like this that having no history of telling any kind of truth really doesn't work in his favor, as much as I want to believe this.", ">\n\nLike everything else Trump has said, I’m sure this is 100% true.\nHe never lies, right?", ">\n\nTo try to make a rival look bad? He'd never do that.", ">\n\nWhile calling him sir. Yawn. We get it, Donald.", ">\n\nHe is a cringe factory and totally seems like type to cry for something when he really wants it, like a big baby.", ">\n\nLol. These people suck so bad.", ">\n\nCrying is okay, folks.\nTrump and DeSantis are shit people, but crying is okay.", ">\n\nProbably.... and Donald Trump poops himself and is a traitor.", ">\n\nFact: trump lies about everything. Fact: trump denigrates his opponents. As much as I want to believe this, it’s probably bull shit.", ">\n\nThey’re both liars, but somehow I believe this.", ">\n\nAnd then DJT shit his Depends.", ">\n\nWatching the republican party implode this election cycle is going to be schadenfreude like I’ve never experienced before.", ">\n\nEverything this piece of shit ever says is a lie. So I’m going to happily report that this is definitely more bullshit from this traitor’s mouth.\nThat being said, unfortunately his base will still eat this up. Because:\n-The Traitorous Piece of Shit said it so it must be true.\n-DeathSentence cried.\n-Crying is womanly.\n-DeathSentence is a woman.\n-MAGA MAGA MAGA\nSomewhere right now a group of Qdiots are saying some spaghetti style version of the exact talking points above.", ">\n\nTrump can piss in his pants because he wears absorbent diapers. It is probably a medical condition so he should not be ashamed.", ">\n\n\"He probably didn't even cry when he was a baby, and then he said..SIR!\"", ">\n\nStormy claims trump cried when she laughed at his mushroom dick", ">\n\nI had thought DeSantis was a SEAL, and therefore unlikely to be crying. I checked Wikipedia and found out the was a lawyer for the SEALs, so different. \nThen I read that he got a Bronze Star after his Iraq tour, but then I found out that the Bronze star is typically awarded as an upgrade from a MSM in combat zones. \nSo now I'm thinking that the crying story is totes believable.", ">\n\nSo…. By using logic we come to the conclusion that he made Trump cry, amiright? 😱", ">\n\nThis asshat is so fucking predictable.", ">\n\ndo you mean Desantis crying? Or Trump lying?", ">\n\nAnd called him sir", ">\n\nNext he'll call his wife ugly", ">\n\nOr say that she has secrets about where she worked.\nOr that his dad killed JFK.", ">\n\nNeither of these fascist deserve to be president.", ">\n\nletthemfight.gif", ">\n\nLet them fight. ding ding", ">\n\nLmao, let the feasting begin.", ">\n\nThis I will believe.", ">\n\nI also heard Trump claimed that anytime DeSantis had to open a jar that was too hard to open he came over to Trump's; in tears.", ">\n\nIt's scary how with the GOP's constant appeasement of the Orange Turd, I can actually see this happening. \nIs Trump lying? Most likely. But I can still see it happening.", ">\n\nAnd he's known for his consistent honesty, so I'm sure this happened.", ">\n\nTrump seems to always endorse people who cry in front of him, only to betray him later. Not a great judge of character if you ask me.", ">\n\nLet me guess, he called him 'Sir,' too. \nBuffoon.", ">\n\nHaha, this is where they've gotten to? \"Desantis is a booger-head and cried in front of me!\"", ">\n\nIt’s going to be fascinating to watch the Republican politicians try to take on trump knowing how deranged the base is. They went along with the insanity and even leaned into it like when Ronny D built a toy wall with his kid in the commercial. They must know it’s impossible to reason with these people. I can only imagine what it will look like when the Trump crazies set their sights on destroying DeSantis.", ">\n\nPlease run as an independent. Please.\nHe's the orange kryptonite to that void of charisma hack from Florida.", ">\n\nAs is with everything Donald says \nIt is more than likely Donald cried Infront of Ronald\nHaha Ronald and Donald", ">\n\nAnyone with \"nald\" needs to be blacklisted from politics.", ">\n\nAnyone with gop, conservative or Republicansl too", ">\n\nLet them eat each other, i for one am and will be enjoying the show", ">\n\nWatching two obese men get into a dick measuring contest is rather disturbing.", ">\n\nEspecially without an electron microscope.", ">\n\nKing Ron is too evil to cry. He has ZERO empathy or compassion. I bet he wouldn’t (or didn’t) cry over his own mother dying.", ">\n\nI didn't see any after the hurricanes or the apartment collapse." ]

[ "Sooo, this means trump cried in front of someone when seeking endorsement? Putin?", ">\n\nExactly.", ">\n\nWell, now we know exactly who has something over him.", ">\n\nWe do, but we used to, too.", ">\n\nThanks, Mitch.", ">\n\nDonnie DOES love escalators…", ">\n\nSorry for the convenience", ">\n\nI wonder how man times he called Trump \"sir?\"", ">\n\nThis is how it went word for word.\n“Please sir, endorse me sir. How can I be as smart and as good looking as you sir? Or sir, [starts sobbing] you are so wonderful “", ">\n\nDesantis weakly salutes Dear Leader", ">\n\nThe mandatory real-fake cry claim does have Kim-Jong Il vibes.", ">\n\nRed-on-red crime is my favorite kind of crime.", ">\n\nThis one is great hecause half of their base appeal is as tough guys, so telling the nation that one of them was sobbing like a baby in front of the other is a solid move. Now Deathanus has to decide whether to just accept it and be belittled, or start to fight back and fracture the party. 10/10 can’t wait for season finale.", ">\n\nHalf of these guys wouldn’t know the difference between a hatchet and an axe and wouldn’t be able to load and shoot an AR. \nRepublicans in federal government are almost all what they would consider effeminate suburbanites.", ">\n\nIn reality yes. But we know they don’t live there. To them an obese man who wears makeup and lifted shoes while avoiding war because his feet hurt is the epitome of manly.", ">\n\nI love your username. For some reason, that line cracked up my wife and me and we say it all the time.", ">\n\nIt’s so funny how many people get the reference! Workaholics def had its fans but it was never a mainstream smash so it’s crazy how many people recognize one throwaway line from the show!\nNow get in my grapevan pls", ">\n\nCatherine Zeta Jones, she dips beneath lasers, oh oh oh", ">\n\nShe has entrapped me, and Sean Connery! OH oh OH. OH oh OHhh^hh^h", ">\n\nWhen two pieces of shit get together, there will be a whole lot of stories coming out", ">\n\nThis embarrassing DeSantis campaign ad will be played repeatedly as a hit piece. That was some insane level of bootlicking lol. For one rare moment, I think Trump is speaking the truth. DeSantis absolutely cried in front of him and maybe even got on his knees for an endorsement", ">\n\nI had to go show this to my grandma. She screams about Trump and DeSantis til her voice cracks. She said she’s never wished on anyone’s demise before them. And McConnell. The rage in her 4’11”, 74 year old body is immense.", ">\n\nSounds like you've got one righteous grandma", ">\n\nShe marched her lil ass out in January in DC to march with us during Trump’s inauguration. It was actually my 18th birthday and afterwards we stopped and had Ethiopian for the first time. Her first time trying any African food and she still talks about how much she loves it. She sat with me at a tattoo appointment and afterwards we got pizza and ice cream. I love her. She’s an amazing woman.", ">\n\n\nand afterwards we stopped and had Ethiopian\n\nColumbus Circle? Fantastic places up there", ">\n\nWish I could remember. The place was packed. My grandmother and I sat on the end of the table with the vegetarian platter (since i was vegan) so she mostly ate the veg stuff. It was amazing. There’s a good place up in Tampa (Queen of Sheba) but nowhere near as good as this place was.", ">\n\nHe's probably lying but I wouldn't be surprised if its true. Have you ever seen DeSantis in a debate or outside of his hand-picked media reporters? He's so socially awkward and unstable and has the charisma of a garden slug.", ">\n\nTrue. I have noticed him moving his jaw from side to side in nearly every news conference when someone else is at the podium. Odd.", ">\n\nHe's got some kind of behavioral issue. He was never an appealing candidate, but he's surrounded himself and insulated himself with a core group of very politically savvy extremists that are the ones propelling him forward. He's not the political \"genius\" the media paints him out to be. His handlers are but he's an empty suit being controlled by puppeteers.", ">\n\nThat is actually slightly reassuring for someone not so in the know about him, like myself.", ">\n\nIt shouldn't be though. If you start looking in to his core group of advisors and backers these are some terrifying people.", ">\n\nIn so much as it shows his limitations.", ">\n\nTrue, he has many weaknesses. But they cover for them well.", ">\n\nTrump is desperate to make his opponents look effete to distract from his needing to have his hand held as we walked down a ramp or having to grasp a glass with two small hands or needing the power of the military to help him beat Covid.", ">\n\nCovfefe", ">\n\nHamburder flu", ">\n\nPerpetrated by the radical left gang member known as the “Hamburglar”", ">\n\nRobble robble", ">\n\nLots of self-proclaimed “alpha males” are wrestling with some cognitive dissonance today.", ">\n\nThey'll figure it out after praying to their favorite NFT of the day", ">\n\nDeSantis's response is going to be \"you know what makes me cry? CRT. Please clap.\"", ">\n\nIt was Jeb Bush that said “please clap.”", ">\n\nStandard playbook. Muddy the waters to make your opponent look “just as bad or worse” than you.", ">\n\nOr at least make up enough stories so that sane people with busy lives aren’t sure anymore. It’s what they’ve done for Zelenskyy, Thunberg, and Fauci.\nThat being said I wouldn’t be surprised if Desantis cried.", ">\n\nOn the one hand, Trump claims this any time he tells a story about anyone asking him for anything. \"He came to me with tears in his eyes.\" It's a bizarre piece of rhetoric he employs at every given opportunity. I think he thinks it makes him look magnanimous while simultaneously making the other person look weak. I have doubts that anyone has expressed any emotion in front of the man for less than $50,000 any time in the past 20 years.\nOn the other hand, DeSantis has no heart, can probably cry on command, and will crawl on his hands and knees across broken glass to jerk off a syphilitic stray dog into his own mouth if it means he gets what he wants.", ">\n\nNow thats an awful image!", ">\n\nThank you, I crafted it while taking a dump.", ">\n\nHope Georgia prosecutors doesn't forget the tweet where Trump admitted to interfering in the Florida election to make sure Desantis won.", ">\n\nAnd everybody clapped.", ">\n\nI dunno, I imagine a lot of people cry when they have to interact with him.", ">\n\nDesantis...\"I've seen the pee tape, and it is the most humiliation thing I've ever seen. Donald even got some in his mouth.\"", ">\n\nIt's just DJT pissing up into his own mouth on a bed the Obama's slept on at the Kremlin", ">\n\nTo be fair, getting a close up whiff of scrambled Sudafed and BigMac diaper blowouts tends to make one’s eyes run a bit.", ">\n\nDesantis is garbage. But this story likely isn't true. Trump claims people cry in front of him all the time. Many of those people aren't even real, they are just folks he made up in his head in the moment. \n\"This big guy, some say a former marine, a lot of people are saying it, really big, tough guy, and he came to me, tears in his eyes, and he said 'Mister Trump, you saved my life,' and it's true, I did save his life, I fought next to him in Afghanistan, that's what people are saying, and you know what? Maybe they're right, maybe I did kill 100 terrorists, because I know terrorists, some of them are my friends, and I say to terrorists, stop with that terror, and you know what? They stop. No one else knows terror and anti-terror like I do, just like that marine said.\"", ">\n\nRoflcopter", ">\n\nTrump knows whatever shit he says in the media will be reported like it was fact first and have to be proven false later", ">\n\n\n\"There were tears coming down from his eyes. He said: 'If you endorse me, I'll win,'\" said Trump.\n\nlmao trump couldnt come up with something better than this?", ">\n\nSeriously lol. It has a lot of \"and then everyone clapped\" energy.", ">\n\nWow who's gonna vote for Little Crybaby Ronnie?", ">\n\nWell as hard as it is to say it, I believe Trump this time. He just left out that they cried together, holding each other in a swampy embrace. Their Depends touching each other and their tentacles creep out and conjoin so they may exchange long protein strings.", ">\n\nTrump: [proceeds to unzip pantaloons]", ">\n\n\npantaloons\n\nrich people pants", ">\n\nNo, it’s crazypants. Right there in the name: pant-of-loons.", ">\n\nSuper convincing story, just trust him it's true. He's a business man! How else can he be so rich if not being totally honest? Btw the water pressure sucks in Florida, you have to flush multiple times. Terrible, terrible leader.", ">\n\n“He said ‘Sir…’”", ">\n\nLying liars lie.", ">\n\nBigly.", ">\n\nTrump says ~~Santos~~ DeSantis cried. ~~Santos~~ DeSantis will claim that he didn't. One of these serial liars would be telling the truth. That has never happened before so the universe might just explode out of sheer surprise.\nEdit: wrong idiot", ">\n\nSantos or DeSantis?", ">\n\nTrump is such a beacon of truth and integrity. Add irony here.", ">\n\nPoor Cry Baby DeSantis", ">\n\n‘Big, strong’ men can’t stop crying around President Trump. Just ask him.", ">\n\nTrump is unbelievable. After all these years he still sounds like a hurt 8 year old.", ">\n\nIt's times like this that having no history of telling any kind of truth really doesn't work in his favor, as much as I want to believe this.", ">\n\nLike everything else Trump has said, I’m sure this is 100% true.\nHe never lies, right?", ">\n\nTo try to make a rival look bad? He'd never do that.", ">\n\nWhile calling him sir. Yawn. We get it, Donald.", ">\n\nHe is a cringe factory and totally seems like type to cry for something when he really wants it, like a big baby.", ">\n\nLol. These people suck so bad.", ">\n\nCrying is okay, folks.\nTrump and DeSantis are shit people, but crying is okay.", ">\n\nProbably.... and Donald Trump poops himself and is a traitor.", ">\n\nFact: trump lies about everything. Fact: trump denigrates his opponents. As much as I want to believe this, it’s probably bull shit.", ">\n\nThey’re both liars, but somehow I believe this.", ">\n\nAnd then DJT shit his Depends.", ">\n\nWatching the republican party implode this election cycle is going to be schadenfreude like I’ve never experienced before.", ">\n\nEverything this piece of shit ever says is a lie. So I’m going to happily report that this is definitely more bullshit from this traitor’s mouth.\nThat being said, unfortunately his base will still eat this up. Because:\n-The Traitorous Piece of Shit said it so it must be true.\n-DeathSentence cried.\n-Crying is womanly.\n-DeathSentence is a woman.\n-MAGA MAGA MAGA\nSomewhere right now a group of Qdiots are saying some spaghetti style version of the exact talking points above.", ">\n\nTrump can piss in his pants because he wears absorbent diapers. It is probably a medical condition so he should not be ashamed.", ">\n\n\"He probably didn't even cry when he was a baby, and then he said..SIR!\"", ">\n\nStormy claims trump cried when she laughed at his mushroom dick", ">\n\nI had thought DeSantis was a SEAL, and therefore unlikely to be crying. I checked Wikipedia and found out the was a lawyer for the SEALs, so different. \nThen I read that he got a Bronze Star after his Iraq tour, but then I found out that the Bronze star is typically awarded as an upgrade from a MSM in combat zones. \nSo now I'm thinking that the crying story is totes believable.", ">\n\nSo…. By using logic we come to the conclusion that he made Trump cry, amiright? 😱", ">\n\nThis asshat is so fucking predictable.", ">\n\ndo you mean Desantis crying? Or Trump lying?", ">\n\nAnd called him sir", ">\n\nNext he'll call his wife ugly", ">\n\nOr say that she has secrets about where she worked.\nOr that his dad killed JFK.", ">\n\nNeither of these fascist deserve to be president.", ">\n\nletthemfight.gif", ">\n\nLet them fight. ding ding", ">\n\nLmao, let the feasting begin.", ">\n\nThis I will believe.", ">\n\nI also heard Trump claimed that anytime DeSantis had to open a jar that was too hard to open he came over to Trump's; in tears.", ">\n\nIt's scary how with the GOP's constant appeasement of the Orange Turd, I can actually see this happening. \nIs Trump lying? Most likely. But I can still see it happening.", ">\n\nAnd he's known for his consistent honesty, so I'm sure this happened.", ">\n\nTrump seems to always endorse people who cry in front of him, only to betray him later. Not a great judge of character if you ask me.", ">\n\nLet me guess, he called him 'Sir,' too. \nBuffoon.", ">\n\nHaha, this is where they've gotten to? \"Desantis is a booger-head and cried in front of me!\"", ">\n\nIt’s going to be fascinating to watch the Republican politicians try to take on trump knowing how deranged the base is. They went along with the insanity and even leaned into it like when Ronny D built a toy wall with his kid in the commercial. They must know it’s impossible to reason with these people. I can only imagine what it will look like when the Trump crazies set their sights on destroying DeSantis.", ">\n\nPlease run as an independent. Please.\nHe's the orange kryptonite to that void of charisma hack from Florida.", ">\n\nAs is with everything Donald says \nIt is more than likely Donald cried Infront of Ronald\nHaha Ronald and Donald", ">\n\nAnyone with \"nald\" needs to be blacklisted from politics.", ">\n\nAnyone with gop, conservative or Republicansl too", ">\n\nLet them eat each other, i for one am and will be enjoying the show", ">\n\nWatching two obese men get into a dick measuring contest is rather disturbing.", ">\n\nEspecially without an electron microscope.", ">\n\nKing Ron is too evil to cry. He has ZERO empathy or compassion. I bet he wouldn’t (or didn’t) cry over his own mother dying.", ">\n\nI didn't see any after the hurricanes or the apartment collapse.", ">\n\nDonald Trump can insult DeSantis on every level and watch Ronnie boy go back to kissing Trump's ass. Just like Ted Cruz. \nThe Republican collective lacks a spine since they clearly just accept incivility and childishness as virtues." ]

[ "Sooo, this means trump cried in front of someone when seeking endorsement? Putin?", ">\n\nExactly.", ">\n\nWell, now we know exactly who has something over him.", ">\n\nWe do, but we used to, too.", ">\n\nThanks, Mitch.", ">\n\nDonnie DOES love escalators…", ">\n\nSorry for the convenience", ">\n\nI wonder how man times he called Trump \"sir?\"", ">\n\nThis is how it went word for word.\n“Please sir, endorse me sir. How can I be as smart and as good looking as you sir? Or sir, [starts sobbing] you are so wonderful “", ">\n\nDesantis weakly salutes Dear Leader", ">\n\nThe mandatory real-fake cry claim does have Kim-Jong Il vibes.", ">\n\nRed-on-red crime is my favorite kind of crime.", ">\n\nThis one is great hecause half of their base appeal is as tough guys, so telling the nation that one of them was sobbing like a baby in front of the other is a solid move. Now Deathanus has to decide whether to just accept it and be belittled, or start to fight back and fracture the party. 10/10 can’t wait for season finale.", ">\n\nHalf of these guys wouldn’t know the difference between a hatchet and an axe and wouldn’t be able to load and shoot an AR. \nRepublicans in federal government are almost all what they would consider effeminate suburbanites.", ">\n\nIn reality yes. But we know they don’t live there. To them an obese man who wears makeup and lifted shoes while avoiding war because his feet hurt is the epitome of manly.", ">\n\nI love your username. For some reason, that line cracked up my wife and me and we say it all the time.", ">\n\nIt’s so funny how many people get the reference! Workaholics def had its fans but it was never a mainstream smash so it’s crazy how many people recognize one throwaway line from the show!\nNow get in my grapevan pls", ">\n\nCatherine Zeta Jones, she dips beneath lasers, oh oh oh", ">\n\nShe has entrapped me, and Sean Connery! OH oh OH. OH oh OHhh^hh^h", ">\n\nWhen two pieces of shit get together, there will be a whole lot of stories coming out", ">\n\nThis embarrassing DeSantis campaign ad will be played repeatedly as a hit piece. That was some insane level of bootlicking lol. For one rare moment, I think Trump is speaking the truth. DeSantis absolutely cried in front of him and maybe even got on his knees for an endorsement", ">\n\nI had to go show this to my grandma. She screams about Trump and DeSantis til her voice cracks. She said she’s never wished on anyone’s demise before them. And McConnell. The rage in her 4’11”, 74 year old body is immense.", ">\n\nSounds like you've got one righteous grandma", ">\n\nShe marched her lil ass out in January in DC to march with us during Trump’s inauguration. It was actually my 18th birthday and afterwards we stopped and had Ethiopian for the first time. Her first time trying any African food and she still talks about how much she loves it. She sat with me at a tattoo appointment and afterwards we got pizza and ice cream. I love her. She’s an amazing woman.", ">\n\n\nand afterwards we stopped and had Ethiopian\n\nColumbus Circle? Fantastic places up there", ">\n\nWish I could remember. The place was packed. My grandmother and I sat on the end of the table with the vegetarian platter (since i was vegan) so she mostly ate the veg stuff. It was amazing. There’s a good place up in Tampa (Queen of Sheba) but nowhere near as good as this place was.", ">\n\nHe's probably lying but I wouldn't be surprised if its true. Have you ever seen DeSantis in a debate or outside of his hand-picked media reporters? He's so socially awkward and unstable and has the charisma of a garden slug.", ">\n\nTrue. I have noticed him moving his jaw from side to side in nearly every news conference when someone else is at the podium. Odd.", ">\n\nHe's got some kind of behavioral issue. He was never an appealing candidate, but he's surrounded himself and insulated himself with a core group of very politically savvy extremists that are the ones propelling him forward. He's not the political \"genius\" the media paints him out to be. His handlers are but he's an empty suit being controlled by puppeteers.", ">\n\nThat is actually slightly reassuring for someone not so in the know about him, like myself.", ">\n\nIt shouldn't be though. If you start looking in to his core group of advisors and backers these are some terrifying people.", ">\n\nIn so much as it shows his limitations.", ">\n\nTrue, he has many weaknesses. But they cover for them well.", ">\n\nTrump is desperate to make his opponents look effete to distract from his needing to have his hand held as we walked down a ramp or having to grasp a glass with two small hands or needing the power of the military to help him beat Covid.", ">\n\nCovfefe", ">\n\nHamburder flu", ">\n\nPerpetrated by the radical left gang member known as the “Hamburglar”", ">\n\nRobble robble", ">\n\nLots of self-proclaimed “alpha males” are wrestling with some cognitive dissonance today.", ">\n\nThey'll figure it out after praying to their favorite NFT of the day", ">\n\nDeSantis's response is going to be \"you know what makes me cry? CRT. Please clap.\"", ">\n\nIt was Jeb Bush that said “please clap.”", ">\n\nStandard playbook. Muddy the waters to make your opponent look “just as bad or worse” than you.", ">\n\nOr at least make up enough stories so that sane people with busy lives aren’t sure anymore. It’s what they’ve done for Zelenskyy, Thunberg, and Fauci.\nThat being said I wouldn’t be surprised if Desantis cried.", ">\n\nOn the one hand, Trump claims this any time he tells a story about anyone asking him for anything. \"He came to me with tears in his eyes.\" It's a bizarre piece of rhetoric he employs at every given opportunity. I think he thinks it makes him look magnanimous while simultaneously making the other person look weak. I have doubts that anyone has expressed any emotion in front of the man for less than $50,000 any time in the past 20 years.\nOn the other hand, DeSantis has no heart, can probably cry on command, and will crawl on his hands and knees across broken glass to jerk off a syphilitic stray dog into his own mouth if it means he gets what he wants.", ">\n\nNow thats an awful image!", ">\n\nThank you, I crafted it while taking a dump.", ">\n\nHope Georgia prosecutors doesn't forget the tweet where Trump admitted to interfering in the Florida election to make sure Desantis won.", ">\n\nAnd everybody clapped.", ">\n\nI dunno, I imagine a lot of people cry when they have to interact with him.", ">\n\nDesantis...\"I've seen the pee tape, and it is the most humiliation thing I've ever seen. Donald even got some in his mouth.\"", ">\n\nIt's just DJT pissing up into his own mouth on a bed the Obama's slept on at the Kremlin", ">\n\nTo be fair, getting a close up whiff of scrambled Sudafed and BigMac diaper blowouts tends to make one’s eyes run a bit.", ">\n\nDesantis is garbage. But this story likely isn't true. Trump claims people cry in front of him all the time. Many of those people aren't even real, they are just folks he made up in his head in the moment. \n\"This big guy, some say a former marine, a lot of people are saying it, really big, tough guy, and he came to me, tears in his eyes, and he said 'Mister Trump, you saved my life,' and it's true, I did save his life, I fought next to him in Afghanistan, that's what people are saying, and you know what? Maybe they're right, maybe I did kill 100 terrorists, because I know terrorists, some of them are my friends, and I say to terrorists, stop with that terror, and you know what? They stop. No one else knows terror and anti-terror like I do, just like that marine said.\"", ">\n\nRoflcopter", ">\n\nTrump knows whatever shit he says in the media will be reported like it was fact first and have to be proven false later", ">\n\n\n\"There were tears coming down from his eyes. He said: 'If you endorse me, I'll win,'\" said Trump.\n\nlmao trump couldnt come up with something better than this?", ">\n\nSeriously lol. It has a lot of \"and then everyone clapped\" energy.", ">\n\nWow who's gonna vote for Little Crybaby Ronnie?", ">\n\nWell as hard as it is to say it, I believe Trump this time. He just left out that they cried together, holding each other in a swampy embrace. Their Depends touching each other and their tentacles creep out and conjoin so they may exchange long protein strings.", ">\n\nTrump: [proceeds to unzip pantaloons]", ">\n\n\npantaloons\n\nrich people pants", ">\n\nNo, it’s crazypants. Right there in the name: pant-of-loons.", ">\n\nSuper convincing story, just trust him it's true. He's a business man! How else can he be so rich if not being totally honest? Btw the water pressure sucks in Florida, you have to flush multiple times. Terrible, terrible leader.", ">\n\n“He said ‘Sir…’”", ">\n\nLying liars lie.", ">\n\nBigly.", ">\n\nTrump says ~~Santos~~ DeSantis cried. ~~Santos~~ DeSantis will claim that he didn't. One of these serial liars would be telling the truth. That has never happened before so the universe might just explode out of sheer surprise.\nEdit: wrong idiot", ">\n\nSantos or DeSantis?", ">\n\nTrump is such a beacon of truth and integrity. Add irony here.", ">\n\nPoor Cry Baby DeSantis", ">\n\n‘Big, strong’ men can’t stop crying around President Trump. Just ask him.", ">\n\nTrump is unbelievable. After all these years he still sounds like a hurt 8 year old.", ">\n\nIt's times like this that having no history of telling any kind of truth really doesn't work in his favor, as much as I want to believe this.", ">\n\nLike everything else Trump has said, I’m sure this is 100% true.\nHe never lies, right?", ">\n\nTo try to make a rival look bad? He'd never do that.", ">\n\nWhile calling him sir. Yawn. We get it, Donald.", ">\n\nHe is a cringe factory and totally seems like type to cry for something when he really wants it, like a big baby.", ">\n\nLol. These people suck so bad.", ">\n\nCrying is okay, folks.\nTrump and DeSantis are shit people, but crying is okay.", ">\n\nProbably.... and Donald Trump poops himself and is a traitor.", ">\n\nFact: trump lies about everything. Fact: trump denigrates his opponents. As much as I want to believe this, it’s probably bull shit.", ">\n\nThey’re both liars, but somehow I believe this.", ">\n\nAnd then DJT shit his Depends.", ">\n\nWatching the republican party implode this election cycle is going to be schadenfreude like I’ve never experienced before.", ">\n\nEverything this piece of shit ever says is a lie. So I’m going to happily report that this is definitely more bullshit from this traitor’s mouth.\nThat being said, unfortunately his base will still eat this up. Because:\n-The Traitorous Piece of Shit said it so it must be true.\n-DeathSentence cried.\n-Crying is womanly.\n-DeathSentence is a woman.\n-MAGA MAGA MAGA\nSomewhere right now a group of Qdiots are saying some spaghetti style version of the exact talking points above.", ">\n\nTrump can piss in his pants because he wears absorbent diapers. It is probably a medical condition so he should not be ashamed.", ">\n\n\"He probably didn't even cry when he was a baby, and then he said..SIR!\"", ">\n\nStormy claims trump cried when she laughed at his mushroom dick", ">\n\nI had thought DeSantis was a SEAL, and therefore unlikely to be crying. I checked Wikipedia and found out the was a lawyer for the SEALs, so different. \nThen I read that he got a Bronze Star after his Iraq tour, but then I found out that the Bronze star is typically awarded as an upgrade from a MSM in combat zones. \nSo now I'm thinking that the crying story is totes believable.", ">\n\nSo…. By using logic we come to the conclusion that he made Trump cry, amiright? 😱", ">\n\nThis asshat is so fucking predictable.", ">\n\ndo you mean Desantis crying? Or Trump lying?", ">\n\nAnd called him sir", ">\n\nNext he'll call his wife ugly", ">\n\nOr say that she has secrets about where she worked.\nOr that his dad killed JFK.", ">\n\nNeither of these fascist deserve to be president.", ">\n\nletthemfight.gif", ">\n\nLet them fight. ding ding", ">\n\nLmao, let the feasting begin.", ">\n\nThis I will believe.", ">\n\nI also heard Trump claimed that anytime DeSantis had to open a jar that was too hard to open he came over to Trump's; in tears.", ">\n\nIt's scary how with the GOP's constant appeasement of the Orange Turd, I can actually see this happening. \nIs Trump lying? Most likely. But I can still see it happening.", ">\n\nAnd he's known for his consistent honesty, so I'm sure this happened.", ">\n\nTrump seems to always endorse people who cry in front of him, only to betray him later. Not a great judge of character if you ask me.", ">\n\nLet me guess, he called him 'Sir,' too. \nBuffoon.", ">\n\nHaha, this is where they've gotten to? \"Desantis is a booger-head and cried in front of me!\"", ">\n\nIt’s going to be fascinating to watch the Republican politicians try to take on trump knowing how deranged the base is. They went along with the insanity and even leaned into it like when Ronny D built a toy wall with his kid in the commercial. They must know it’s impossible to reason with these people. I can only imagine what it will look like when the Trump crazies set their sights on destroying DeSantis.", ">\n\nPlease run as an independent. Please.\nHe's the orange kryptonite to that void of charisma hack from Florida.", ">\n\nAs is with everything Donald says \nIt is more than likely Donald cried Infront of Ronald\nHaha Ronald and Donald", ">\n\nAnyone with \"nald\" needs to be blacklisted from politics.", ">\n\nAnyone with gop, conservative or Republicansl too", ">\n\nLet them eat each other, i for one am and will be enjoying the show", ">\n\nWatching two obese men get into a dick measuring contest is rather disturbing.", ">\n\nEspecially without an electron microscope.", ">\n\nKing Ron is too evil to cry. He has ZERO empathy or compassion. I bet he wouldn’t (or didn’t) cry over his own mother dying.", ">\n\nI didn't see any after the hurricanes or the apartment collapse.", ">\n\nDonald Trump can insult DeSantis on every level and watch Ronnie boy go back to kissing Trump's ass. Just like Ted Cruz. \nThe Republican collective lacks a spine since they clearly just accept incivility and childishness as virtues.", ">\n\nPointless article" ]

[ "Sooo, this means trump cried in front of someone when seeking endorsement? Putin?", ">\n\nExactly.", ">\n\nWell, now we know exactly who has something over him.", ">\n\nWe do, but we used to, too.", ">\n\nThanks, Mitch.", ">\n\nDonnie DOES love escalators…", ">\n\nSorry for the convenience", ">\n\nI wonder how man times he called Trump \"sir?\"", ">\n\nThis is how it went word for word.\n“Please sir, endorse me sir. How can I be as smart and as good looking as you sir? Or sir, [starts sobbing] you are so wonderful “", ">\n\nDesantis weakly salutes Dear Leader", ">\n\nThe mandatory real-fake cry claim does have Kim-Jong Il vibes.", ">\n\nRed-on-red crime is my favorite kind of crime.", ">\n\nThis one is great hecause half of their base appeal is as tough guys, so telling the nation that one of them was sobbing like a baby in front of the other is a solid move. Now Deathanus has to decide whether to just accept it and be belittled, or start to fight back and fracture the party. 10/10 can’t wait for season finale.", ">\n\nHalf of these guys wouldn’t know the difference between a hatchet and an axe and wouldn’t be able to load and shoot an AR. \nRepublicans in federal government are almost all what they would consider effeminate suburbanites.", ">\n\nIn reality yes. But we know they don’t live there. To them an obese man who wears makeup and lifted shoes while avoiding war because his feet hurt is the epitome of manly.", ">\n\nI love your username. For some reason, that line cracked up my wife and me and we say it all the time.", ">\n\nIt’s so funny how many people get the reference! Workaholics def had its fans but it was never a mainstream smash so it’s crazy how many people recognize one throwaway line from the show!\nNow get in my grapevan pls", ">\n\nCatherine Zeta Jones, she dips beneath lasers, oh oh oh", ">\n\nShe has entrapped me, and Sean Connery! OH oh OH. OH oh OHhh^hh^h", ">\n\nWhen two pieces of shit get together, there will be a whole lot of stories coming out", ">\n\nThis embarrassing DeSantis campaign ad will be played repeatedly as a hit piece. That was some insane level of bootlicking lol. For one rare moment, I think Trump is speaking the truth. DeSantis absolutely cried in front of him and maybe even got on his knees for an endorsement", ">\n\nI had to go show this to my grandma. She screams about Trump and DeSantis til her voice cracks. She said she’s never wished on anyone’s demise before them. And McConnell. The rage in her 4’11”, 74 year old body is immense.", ">\n\nSounds like you've got one righteous grandma", ">\n\nShe marched her lil ass out in January in DC to march with us during Trump’s inauguration. It was actually my 18th birthday and afterwards we stopped and had Ethiopian for the first time. Her first time trying any African food and she still talks about how much she loves it. She sat with me at a tattoo appointment and afterwards we got pizza and ice cream. I love her. She’s an amazing woman.", ">\n\n\nand afterwards we stopped and had Ethiopian\n\nColumbus Circle? Fantastic places up there", ">\n\nWish I could remember. The place was packed. My grandmother and I sat on the end of the table with the vegetarian platter (since i was vegan) so she mostly ate the veg stuff. It was amazing. There’s a good place up in Tampa (Queen of Sheba) but nowhere near as good as this place was.", ">\n\nHe's probably lying but I wouldn't be surprised if its true. Have you ever seen DeSantis in a debate or outside of his hand-picked media reporters? He's so socially awkward and unstable and has the charisma of a garden slug.", ">\n\nTrue. I have noticed him moving his jaw from side to side in nearly every news conference when someone else is at the podium. Odd.", ">\n\nHe's got some kind of behavioral issue. He was never an appealing candidate, but he's surrounded himself and insulated himself with a core group of very politically savvy extremists that are the ones propelling him forward. He's not the political \"genius\" the media paints him out to be. His handlers are but he's an empty suit being controlled by puppeteers.", ">\n\nThat is actually slightly reassuring for someone not so in the know about him, like myself.", ">\n\nIt shouldn't be though. If you start looking in to his core group of advisors and backers these are some terrifying people.", ">\n\nIn so much as it shows his limitations.", ">\n\nTrue, he has many weaknesses. But they cover for them well.", ">\n\nTrump is desperate to make his opponents look effete to distract from his needing to have his hand held as we walked down a ramp or having to grasp a glass with two small hands or needing the power of the military to help him beat Covid.", ">\n\nCovfefe", ">\n\nHamburder flu", ">\n\nPerpetrated by the radical left gang member known as the “Hamburglar”", ">\n\nRobble robble", ">\n\nLots of self-proclaimed “alpha males” are wrestling with some cognitive dissonance today.", ">\n\nThey'll figure it out after praying to their favorite NFT of the day", ">\n\nDeSantis's response is going to be \"you know what makes me cry? CRT. Please clap.\"", ">\n\nIt was Jeb Bush that said “please clap.”", ">\n\nStandard playbook. Muddy the waters to make your opponent look “just as bad or worse” than you.", ">\n\nOr at least make up enough stories so that sane people with busy lives aren’t sure anymore. It’s what they’ve done for Zelenskyy, Thunberg, and Fauci.\nThat being said I wouldn’t be surprised if Desantis cried.", ">\n\nOn the one hand, Trump claims this any time he tells a story about anyone asking him for anything. \"He came to me with tears in his eyes.\" It's a bizarre piece of rhetoric he employs at every given opportunity. I think he thinks it makes him look magnanimous while simultaneously making the other person look weak. I have doubts that anyone has expressed any emotion in front of the man for less than $50,000 any time in the past 20 years.\nOn the other hand, DeSantis has no heart, can probably cry on command, and will crawl on his hands and knees across broken glass to jerk off a syphilitic stray dog into his own mouth if it means he gets what he wants.", ">\n\nNow thats an awful image!", ">\n\nThank you, I crafted it while taking a dump.", ">\n\nHope Georgia prosecutors doesn't forget the tweet where Trump admitted to interfering in the Florida election to make sure Desantis won.", ">\n\nAnd everybody clapped.", ">\n\nI dunno, I imagine a lot of people cry when they have to interact with him.", ">\n\nDesantis...\"I've seen the pee tape, and it is the most humiliation thing I've ever seen. Donald even got some in his mouth.\"", ">\n\nIt's just DJT pissing up into his own mouth on a bed the Obama's slept on at the Kremlin", ">\n\nTo be fair, getting a close up whiff of scrambled Sudafed and BigMac diaper blowouts tends to make one’s eyes run a bit.", ">\n\nDesantis is garbage. But this story likely isn't true. Trump claims people cry in front of him all the time. Many of those people aren't even real, they are just folks he made up in his head in the moment. \n\"This big guy, some say a former marine, a lot of people are saying it, really big, tough guy, and he came to me, tears in his eyes, and he said 'Mister Trump, you saved my life,' and it's true, I did save his life, I fought next to him in Afghanistan, that's what people are saying, and you know what? Maybe they're right, maybe I did kill 100 terrorists, because I know terrorists, some of them are my friends, and I say to terrorists, stop with that terror, and you know what? They stop. No one else knows terror and anti-terror like I do, just like that marine said.\"", ">\n\nRoflcopter", ">\n\nTrump knows whatever shit he says in the media will be reported like it was fact first and have to be proven false later", ">\n\n\n\"There were tears coming down from his eyes. He said: 'If you endorse me, I'll win,'\" said Trump.\n\nlmao trump couldnt come up with something better than this?", ">\n\nSeriously lol. It has a lot of \"and then everyone clapped\" energy.", ">\n\nWow who's gonna vote for Little Crybaby Ronnie?", ">\n\nWell as hard as it is to say it, I believe Trump this time. He just left out that they cried together, holding each other in a swampy embrace. Their Depends touching each other and their tentacles creep out and conjoin so they may exchange long protein strings.", ">\n\nTrump: [proceeds to unzip pantaloons]", ">\n\n\npantaloons\n\nrich people pants", ">\n\nNo, it’s crazypants. Right there in the name: pant-of-loons.", ">\n\nSuper convincing story, just trust him it's true. He's a business man! How else can he be so rich if not being totally honest? Btw the water pressure sucks in Florida, you have to flush multiple times. Terrible, terrible leader.", ">\n\n“He said ‘Sir…’”", ">\n\nLying liars lie.", ">\n\nBigly.", ">\n\nTrump says ~~Santos~~ DeSantis cried. ~~Santos~~ DeSantis will claim that he didn't. One of these serial liars would be telling the truth. That has never happened before so the universe might just explode out of sheer surprise.\nEdit: wrong idiot", ">\n\nSantos or DeSantis?", ">\n\nTrump is such a beacon of truth and integrity. Add irony here.", ">\n\nPoor Cry Baby DeSantis", ">\n\n‘Big, strong’ men can’t stop crying around President Trump. Just ask him.", ">\n\nTrump is unbelievable. After all these years he still sounds like a hurt 8 year old.", ">\n\nIt's times like this that having no history of telling any kind of truth really doesn't work in his favor, as much as I want to believe this.", ">\n\nLike everything else Trump has said, I’m sure this is 100% true.\nHe never lies, right?", ">\n\nTo try to make a rival look bad? He'd never do that.", ">\n\nWhile calling him sir. Yawn. We get it, Donald.", ">\n\nHe is a cringe factory and totally seems like type to cry for something when he really wants it, like a big baby.", ">\n\nLol. These people suck so bad.", ">\n\nCrying is okay, folks.\nTrump and DeSantis are shit people, but crying is okay.", ">\n\nProbably.... and Donald Trump poops himself and is a traitor.", ">\n\nFact: trump lies about everything. Fact: trump denigrates his opponents. As much as I want to believe this, it’s probably bull shit.", ">\n\nThey’re both liars, but somehow I believe this.", ">\n\nAnd then DJT shit his Depends.", ">\n\nWatching the republican party implode this election cycle is going to be schadenfreude like I’ve never experienced before.", ">\n\nEverything this piece of shit ever says is a lie. So I’m going to happily report that this is definitely more bullshit from this traitor’s mouth.\nThat being said, unfortunately his base will still eat this up. Because:\n-The Traitorous Piece of Shit said it so it must be true.\n-DeathSentence cried.\n-Crying is womanly.\n-DeathSentence is a woman.\n-MAGA MAGA MAGA\nSomewhere right now a group of Qdiots are saying some spaghetti style version of the exact talking points above.", ">\n\nTrump can piss in his pants because he wears absorbent diapers. It is probably a medical condition so he should not be ashamed.", ">\n\n\"He probably didn't even cry when he was a baby, and then he said..SIR!\"", ">\n\nStormy claims trump cried when she laughed at his mushroom dick", ">\n\nI had thought DeSantis was a SEAL, and therefore unlikely to be crying. I checked Wikipedia and found out the was a lawyer for the SEALs, so different. \nThen I read that he got a Bronze Star after his Iraq tour, but then I found out that the Bronze star is typically awarded as an upgrade from a MSM in combat zones. \nSo now I'm thinking that the crying story is totes believable.", ">\n\nSo…. By using logic we come to the conclusion that he made Trump cry, amiright? 😱", ">\n\nThis asshat is so fucking predictable.", ">\n\ndo you mean Desantis crying? Or Trump lying?", ">\n\nAnd called him sir", ">\n\nNext he'll call his wife ugly", ">\n\nOr say that she has secrets about where she worked.\nOr that his dad killed JFK.", ">\n\nNeither of these fascist deserve to be president.", ">\n\nletthemfight.gif", ">\n\nLet them fight. ding ding", ">\n\nLmao, let the feasting begin.", ">\n\nThis I will believe.", ">\n\nI also heard Trump claimed that anytime DeSantis had to open a jar that was too hard to open he came over to Trump's; in tears.", ">\n\nIt's scary how with the GOP's constant appeasement of the Orange Turd, I can actually see this happening. \nIs Trump lying? Most likely. But I can still see it happening.", ">\n\nAnd he's known for his consistent honesty, so I'm sure this happened.", ">\n\nTrump seems to always endorse people who cry in front of him, only to betray him later. Not a great judge of character if you ask me.", ">\n\nLet me guess, he called him 'Sir,' too. \nBuffoon.", ">\n\nHaha, this is where they've gotten to? \"Desantis is a booger-head and cried in front of me!\"", ">\n\nIt’s going to be fascinating to watch the Republican politicians try to take on trump knowing how deranged the base is. They went along with the insanity and even leaned into it like when Ronny D built a toy wall with his kid in the commercial. They must know it’s impossible to reason with these people. I can only imagine what it will look like when the Trump crazies set their sights on destroying DeSantis.", ">\n\nPlease run as an independent. Please.\nHe's the orange kryptonite to that void of charisma hack from Florida.", ">\n\nAs is with everything Donald says \nIt is more than likely Donald cried Infront of Ronald\nHaha Ronald and Donald", ">\n\nAnyone with \"nald\" needs to be blacklisted from politics.", ">\n\nAnyone with gop, conservative or Republicansl too", ">\n\nLet them eat each other, i for one am and will be enjoying the show", ">\n\nWatching two obese men get into a dick measuring contest is rather disturbing.", ">\n\nEspecially without an electron microscope.", ">\n\nKing Ron is too evil to cry. He has ZERO empathy or compassion. I bet he wouldn’t (or didn’t) cry over his own mother dying.", ">\n\nI didn't see any after the hurricanes or the apartment collapse.", ">\n\nDonald Trump can insult DeSantis on every level and watch Ronnie boy go back to kissing Trump's ass. Just like Ted Cruz. \nThe Republican collective lacks a spine since they clearly just accept incivility and childishness as virtues.", ">\n\nPointless article", ">\n\nI hope they both destroy each other. Our country needs a better leader than these two clowns" ]

[ "Sooo, this means trump cried in front of someone when seeking endorsement? Putin?", ">\n\nExactly.", ">\n\nWell, now we know exactly who has something over him.", ">\n\nWe do, but we used to, too.", ">\n\nThanks, Mitch.", ">\n\nDonnie DOES love escalators…", ">\n\nSorry for the convenience", ">\n\nI wonder how man times he called Trump \"sir?\"", ">\n\nThis is how it went word for word.\n“Please sir, endorse me sir. How can I be as smart and as good looking as you sir? Or sir, [starts sobbing] you are so wonderful “", ">\n\nDesantis weakly salutes Dear Leader", ">\n\nThe mandatory real-fake cry claim does have Kim-Jong Il vibes.", ">\n\nRed-on-red crime is my favorite kind of crime.", ">\n\nThis one is great hecause half of their base appeal is as tough guys, so telling the nation that one of them was sobbing like a baby in front of the other is a solid move. Now Deathanus has to decide whether to just accept it and be belittled, or start to fight back and fracture the party. 10/10 can’t wait for season finale.", ">\n\nHalf of these guys wouldn’t know the difference between a hatchet and an axe and wouldn’t be able to load and shoot an AR. \nRepublicans in federal government are almost all what they would consider effeminate suburbanites.", ">\n\nIn reality yes. But we know they don’t live there. To them an obese man who wears makeup and lifted shoes while avoiding war because his feet hurt is the epitome of manly.", ">\n\nI love your username. For some reason, that line cracked up my wife and me and we say it all the time.", ">\n\nIt’s so funny how many people get the reference! Workaholics def had its fans but it was never a mainstream smash so it’s crazy how many people recognize one throwaway line from the show!\nNow get in my grapevan pls", ">\n\nCatherine Zeta Jones, she dips beneath lasers, oh oh oh", ">\n\nShe has entrapped me, and Sean Connery! OH oh OH. OH oh OHhh^hh^h", ">\n\nWhen two pieces of shit get together, there will be a whole lot of stories coming out", ">\n\nThis embarrassing DeSantis campaign ad will be played repeatedly as a hit piece. That was some insane level of bootlicking lol. For one rare moment, I think Trump is speaking the truth. DeSantis absolutely cried in front of him and maybe even got on his knees for an endorsement", ">\n\nI had to go show this to my grandma. She screams about Trump and DeSantis til her voice cracks. She said she’s never wished on anyone’s demise before them. And McConnell. The rage in her 4’11”, 74 year old body is immense.", ">\n\nSounds like you've got one righteous grandma", ">\n\nShe marched her lil ass out in January in DC to march with us during Trump’s inauguration. It was actually my 18th birthday and afterwards we stopped and had Ethiopian for the first time. Her first time trying any African food and she still talks about how much she loves it. She sat with me at a tattoo appointment and afterwards we got pizza and ice cream. I love her. She’s an amazing woman.", ">\n\n\nand afterwards we stopped and had Ethiopian\n\nColumbus Circle? Fantastic places up there", ">\n\nWish I could remember. The place was packed. My grandmother and I sat on the end of the table with the vegetarian platter (since i was vegan) so she mostly ate the veg stuff. It was amazing. There’s a good place up in Tampa (Queen of Sheba) but nowhere near as good as this place was.", ">\n\nHe's probably lying but I wouldn't be surprised if its true. Have you ever seen DeSantis in a debate or outside of his hand-picked media reporters? He's so socially awkward and unstable and has the charisma of a garden slug.", ">\n\nTrue. I have noticed him moving his jaw from side to side in nearly every news conference when someone else is at the podium. Odd.", ">\n\nHe's got some kind of behavioral issue. He was never an appealing candidate, but he's surrounded himself and insulated himself with a core group of very politically savvy extremists that are the ones propelling him forward. He's not the political \"genius\" the media paints him out to be. His handlers are but he's an empty suit being controlled by puppeteers.", ">\n\nThat is actually slightly reassuring for someone not so in the know about him, like myself.", ">\n\nIt shouldn't be though. If you start looking in to his core group of advisors and backers these are some terrifying people.", ">\n\nIn so much as it shows his limitations.", ">\n\nTrue, he has many weaknesses. But they cover for them well.", ">\n\nTrump is desperate to make his opponents look effete to distract from his needing to have his hand held as we walked down a ramp or having to grasp a glass with two small hands or needing the power of the military to help him beat Covid.", ">\n\nCovfefe", ">\n\nHamburder flu", ">\n\nPerpetrated by the radical left gang member known as the “Hamburglar”", ">\n\nRobble robble", ">\n\nLots of self-proclaimed “alpha males” are wrestling with some cognitive dissonance today.", ">\n\nThey'll figure it out after praying to their favorite NFT of the day", ">\n\nDeSantis's response is going to be \"you know what makes me cry? CRT. Please clap.\"", ">\n\nIt was Jeb Bush that said “please clap.”", ">\n\nStandard playbook. Muddy the waters to make your opponent look “just as bad or worse” than you.", ">\n\nOr at least make up enough stories so that sane people with busy lives aren’t sure anymore. It’s what they’ve done for Zelenskyy, Thunberg, and Fauci.\nThat being said I wouldn’t be surprised if Desantis cried.", ">\n\nOn the one hand, Trump claims this any time he tells a story about anyone asking him for anything. \"He came to me with tears in his eyes.\" It's a bizarre piece of rhetoric he employs at every given opportunity. I think he thinks it makes him look magnanimous while simultaneously making the other person look weak. I have doubts that anyone has expressed any emotion in front of the man for less than $50,000 any time in the past 20 years.\nOn the other hand, DeSantis has no heart, can probably cry on command, and will crawl on his hands and knees across broken glass to jerk off a syphilitic stray dog into his own mouth if it means he gets what he wants.", ">\n\nNow thats an awful image!", ">\n\nThank you, I crafted it while taking a dump.", ">\n\nHope Georgia prosecutors doesn't forget the tweet where Trump admitted to interfering in the Florida election to make sure Desantis won.", ">\n\nAnd everybody clapped.", ">\n\nI dunno, I imagine a lot of people cry when they have to interact with him.", ">\n\nDesantis...\"I've seen the pee tape, and it is the most humiliation thing I've ever seen. Donald even got some in his mouth.\"", ">\n\nIt's just DJT pissing up into his own mouth on a bed the Obama's slept on at the Kremlin", ">\n\nTo be fair, getting a close up whiff of scrambled Sudafed and BigMac diaper blowouts tends to make one’s eyes run a bit.", ">\n\nDesantis is garbage. But this story likely isn't true. Trump claims people cry in front of him all the time. Many of those people aren't even real, they are just folks he made up in his head in the moment. \n\"This big guy, some say a former marine, a lot of people are saying it, really big, tough guy, and he came to me, tears in his eyes, and he said 'Mister Trump, you saved my life,' and it's true, I did save his life, I fought next to him in Afghanistan, that's what people are saying, and you know what? Maybe they're right, maybe I did kill 100 terrorists, because I know terrorists, some of them are my friends, and I say to terrorists, stop with that terror, and you know what? They stop. No one else knows terror and anti-terror like I do, just like that marine said.\"", ">\n\nRoflcopter", ">\n\nTrump knows whatever shit he says in the media will be reported like it was fact first and have to be proven false later", ">\n\n\n\"There were tears coming down from his eyes. He said: 'If you endorse me, I'll win,'\" said Trump.\n\nlmao trump couldnt come up with something better than this?", ">\n\nSeriously lol. It has a lot of \"and then everyone clapped\" energy.", ">\n\nWow who's gonna vote for Little Crybaby Ronnie?", ">\n\nWell as hard as it is to say it, I believe Trump this time. He just left out that they cried together, holding each other in a swampy embrace. Their Depends touching each other and their tentacles creep out and conjoin so they may exchange long protein strings.", ">\n\nTrump: [proceeds to unzip pantaloons]", ">\n\n\npantaloons\n\nrich people pants", ">\n\nNo, it’s crazypants. Right there in the name: pant-of-loons.", ">\n\nSuper convincing story, just trust him it's true. He's a business man! How else can he be so rich if not being totally honest? Btw the water pressure sucks in Florida, you have to flush multiple times. Terrible, terrible leader.", ">\n\n“He said ‘Sir…’”", ">\n\nLying liars lie.", ">\n\nBigly.", ">\n\nTrump says ~~Santos~~ DeSantis cried. ~~Santos~~ DeSantis will claim that he didn't. One of these serial liars would be telling the truth. That has never happened before so the universe might just explode out of sheer surprise.\nEdit: wrong idiot", ">\n\nSantos or DeSantis?", ">\n\nTrump is such a beacon of truth and integrity. Add irony here.", ">\n\nPoor Cry Baby DeSantis", ">\n\n‘Big, strong’ men can’t stop crying around President Trump. Just ask him.", ">\n\nTrump is unbelievable. After all these years he still sounds like a hurt 8 year old.", ">\n\nIt's times like this that having no history of telling any kind of truth really doesn't work in his favor, as much as I want to believe this.", ">\n\nLike everything else Trump has said, I’m sure this is 100% true.\nHe never lies, right?", ">\n\nTo try to make a rival look bad? He'd never do that.", ">\n\nWhile calling him sir. Yawn. We get it, Donald.", ">\n\nHe is a cringe factory and totally seems like type to cry for something when he really wants it, like a big baby.", ">\n\nLol. These people suck so bad.", ">\n\nCrying is okay, folks.\nTrump and DeSantis are shit people, but crying is okay.", ">\n\nProbably.... and Donald Trump poops himself and is a traitor.", ">\n\nFact: trump lies about everything. Fact: trump denigrates his opponents. As much as I want to believe this, it’s probably bull shit.", ">\n\nThey’re both liars, but somehow I believe this.", ">\n\nAnd then DJT shit his Depends.", ">\n\nWatching the republican party implode this election cycle is going to be schadenfreude like I’ve never experienced before.", ">\n\nEverything this piece of shit ever says is a lie. So I’m going to happily report that this is definitely more bullshit from this traitor’s mouth.\nThat being said, unfortunately his base will still eat this up. Because:\n-The Traitorous Piece of Shit said it so it must be true.\n-DeathSentence cried.\n-Crying is womanly.\n-DeathSentence is a woman.\n-MAGA MAGA MAGA\nSomewhere right now a group of Qdiots are saying some spaghetti style version of the exact talking points above.", ">\n\nTrump can piss in his pants because he wears absorbent diapers. It is probably a medical condition so he should not be ashamed.", ">\n\n\"He probably didn't even cry when he was a baby, and then he said..SIR!\"", ">\n\nStormy claims trump cried when she laughed at his mushroom dick", ">\n\nI had thought DeSantis was a SEAL, and therefore unlikely to be crying. I checked Wikipedia and found out the was a lawyer for the SEALs, so different. \nThen I read that he got a Bronze Star after his Iraq tour, but then I found out that the Bronze star is typically awarded as an upgrade from a MSM in combat zones. \nSo now I'm thinking that the crying story is totes believable.", ">\n\nSo…. By using logic we come to the conclusion that he made Trump cry, amiright? 😱", ">\n\nThis asshat is so fucking predictable.", ">\n\ndo you mean Desantis crying? Or Trump lying?", ">\n\nAnd called him sir", ">\n\nNext he'll call his wife ugly", ">\n\nOr say that she has secrets about where she worked.\nOr that his dad killed JFK.", ">\n\nNeither of these fascist deserve to be president.", ">\n\nletthemfight.gif", ">\n\nLet them fight. ding ding", ">\n\nLmao, let the feasting begin.", ">\n\nThis I will believe.", ">\n\nI also heard Trump claimed that anytime DeSantis had to open a jar that was too hard to open he came over to Trump's; in tears.", ">\n\nIt's scary how with the GOP's constant appeasement of the Orange Turd, I can actually see this happening. \nIs Trump lying? Most likely. But I can still see it happening.", ">\n\nAnd he's known for his consistent honesty, so I'm sure this happened.", ">\n\nTrump seems to always endorse people who cry in front of him, only to betray him later. Not a great judge of character if you ask me.", ">\n\nLet me guess, he called him 'Sir,' too. \nBuffoon.", ">\n\nHaha, this is where they've gotten to? \"Desantis is a booger-head and cried in front of me!\"", ">\n\nIt’s going to be fascinating to watch the Republican politicians try to take on trump knowing how deranged the base is. They went along with the insanity and even leaned into it like when Ronny D built a toy wall with his kid in the commercial. They must know it’s impossible to reason with these people. I can only imagine what it will look like when the Trump crazies set their sights on destroying DeSantis.", ">\n\nPlease run as an independent. Please.\nHe's the orange kryptonite to that void of charisma hack from Florida.", ">\n\nAs is with everything Donald says \nIt is more than likely Donald cried Infront of Ronald\nHaha Ronald and Donald", ">\n\nAnyone with \"nald\" needs to be blacklisted from politics.", ">\n\nAnyone with gop, conservative or Republicansl too", ">\n\nLet them eat each other, i for one am and will be enjoying the show", ">\n\nWatching two obese men get into a dick measuring contest is rather disturbing.", ">\n\nEspecially without an electron microscope.", ">\n\nKing Ron is too evil to cry. He has ZERO empathy or compassion. I bet he wouldn’t (or didn’t) cry over his own mother dying.", ">\n\nI didn't see any after the hurricanes or the apartment collapse.", ">\n\nDonald Trump can insult DeSantis on every level and watch Ronnie boy go back to kissing Trump's ass. Just like Ted Cruz. \nThe Republican collective lacks a spine since they clearly just accept incivility and childishness as virtues.", ">\n\nPointless article", ">\n\nI hope they both destroy each other. Our country needs a better leader than these two clowns", ">\n\nBegun, the douche wars have." ]

[ "Sooo, this means trump cried in front of someone when seeking endorsement? Putin?", ">\n\nExactly.", ">\n\nWell, now we know exactly who has something over him.", ">\n\nWe do, but we used to, too.", ">\n\nThanks, Mitch.", ">\n\nDonnie DOES love escalators…", ">\n\nSorry for the convenience", ">\n\nI wonder how man times he called Trump \"sir?\"", ">\n\nThis is how it went word for word.\n“Please sir, endorse me sir. How can I be as smart and as good looking as you sir? Or sir, [starts sobbing] you are so wonderful “", ">\n\nDesantis weakly salutes Dear Leader", ">\n\nThe mandatory real-fake cry claim does have Kim-Jong Il vibes.", ">\n\nRed-on-red crime is my favorite kind of crime.", ">\n\nThis one is great hecause half of their base appeal is as tough guys, so telling the nation that one of them was sobbing like a baby in front of the other is a solid move. Now Deathanus has to decide whether to just accept it and be belittled, or start to fight back and fracture the party. 10/10 can’t wait for season finale.", ">\n\nHalf of these guys wouldn’t know the difference between a hatchet and an axe and wouldn’t be able to load and shoot an AR. \nRepublicans in federal government are almost all what they would consider effeminate suburbanites.", ">\n\nIn reality yes. But we know they don’t live there. To them an obese man who wears makeup and lifted shoes while avoiding war because his feet hurt is the epitome of manly.", ">\n\nI love your username. For some reason, that line cracked up my wife and me and we say it all the time.", ">\n\nIt’s so funny how many people get the reference! Workaholics def had its fans but it was never a mainstream smash so it’s crazy how many people recognize one throwaway line from the show!\nNow get in my grapevan pls", ">\n\nCatherine Zeta Jones, she dips beneath lasers, oh oh oh", ">\n\nShe has entrapped me, and Sean Connery! OH oh OH. OH oh OHhh^hh^h", ">\n\nWhen two pieces of shit get together, there will be a whole lot of stories coming out", ">\n\nThis embarrassing DeSantis campaign ad will be played repeatedly as a hit piece. That was some insane level of bootlicking lol. For one rare moment, I think Trump is speaking the truth. DeSantis absolutely cried in front of him and maybe even got on his knees for an endorsement", ">\n\nI had to go show this to my grandma. She screams about Trump and DeSantis til her voice cracks. She said she’s never wished on anyone’s demise before them. And McConnell. The rage in her 4’11”, 74 year old body is immense.", ">\n\nSounds like you've got one righteous grandma", ">\n\nShe marched her lil ass out in January in DC to march with us during Trump’s inauguration. It was actually my 18th birthday and afterwards we stopped and had Ethiopian for the first time. Her first time trying any African food and she still talks about how much she loves it. She sat with me at a tattoo appointment and afterwards we got pizza and ice cream. I love her. She’s an amazing woman.", ">\n\n\nand afterwards we stopped and had Ethiopian\n\nColumbus Circle? Fantastic places up there", ">\n\nWish I could remember. The place was packed. My grandmother and I sat on the end of the table with the vegetarian platter (since i was vegan) so she mostly ate the veg stuff. It was amazing. There’s a good place up in Tampa (Queen of Sheba) but nowhere near as good as this place was.", ">\n\nHe's probably lying but I wouldn't be surprised if its true. Have you ever seen DeSantis in a debate or outside of his hand-picked media reporters? He's so socially awkward and unstable and has the charisma of a garden slug.", ">\n\nTrue. I have noticed him moving his jaw from side to side in nearly every news conference when someone else is at the podium. Odd.", ">\n\nHe's got some kind of behavioral issue. He was never an appealing candidate, but he's surrounded himself and insulated himself with a core group of very politically savvy extremists that are the ones propelling him forward. He's not the political \"genius\" the media paints him out to be. His handlers are but he's an empty suit being controlled by puppeteers.", ">\n\nThat is actually slightly reassuring for someone not so in the know about him, like myself.", ">\n\nIt shouldn't be though. If you start looking in to his core group of advisors and backers these are some terrifying people.", ">\n\nIn so much as it shows his limitations.", ">\n\nTrue, he has many weaknesses. But they cover for them well.", ">\n\nTrump is desperate to make his opponents look effete to distract from his needing to have his hand held as we walked down a ramp or having to grasp a glass with two small hands or needing the power of the military to help him beat Covid.", ">\n\nCovfefe", ">\n\nHamburder flu", ">\n\nPerpetrated by the radical left gang member known as the “Hamburglar”", ">\n\nRobble robble", ">\n\nLots of self-proclaimed “alpha males” are wrestling with some cognitive dissonance today.", ">\n\nThey'll figure it out after praying to their favorite NFT of the day", ">\n\nDeSantis's response is going to be \"you know what makes me cry? CRT. Please clap.\"", ">\n\nIt was Jeb Bush that said “please clap.”", ">\n\nStandard playbook. Muddy the waters to make your opponent look “just as bad or worse” than you.", ">\n\nOr at least make up enough stories so that sane people with busy lives aren’t sure anymore. It’s what they’ve done for Zelenskyy, Thunberg, and Fauci.\nThat being said I wouldn’t be surprised if Desantis cried.", ">\n\nOn the one hand, Trump claims this any time he tells a story about anyone asking him for anything. \"He came to me with tears in his eyes.\" It's a bizarre piece of rhetoric he employs at every given opportunity. I think he thinks it makes him look magnanimous while simultaneously making the other person look weak. I have doubts that anyone has expressed any emotion in front of the man for less than $50,000 any time in the past 20 years.\nOn the other hand, DeSantis has no heart, can probably cry on command, and will crawl on his hands and knees across broken glass to jerk off a syphilitic stray dog into his own mouth if it means he gets what he wants.", ">\n\nNow thats an awful image!", ">\n\nThank you, I crafted it while taking a dump.", ">\n\nHope Georgia prosecutors doesn't forget the tweet where Trump admitted to interfering in the Florida election to make sure Desantis won.", ">\n\nAnd everybody clapped.", ">\n\nI dunno, I imagine a lot of people cry when they have to interact with him.", ">\n\nDesantis...\"I've seen the pee tape, and it is the most humiliation thing I've ever seen. Donald even got some in his mouth.\"", ">\n\nIt's just DJT pissing up into his own mouth on a bed the Obama's slept on at the Kremlin", ">\n\nTo be fair, getting a close up whiff of scrambled Sudafed and BigMac diaper blowouts tends to make one’s eyes run a bit.", ">\n\nDesantis is garbage. But this story likely isn't true. Trump claims people cry in front of him all the time. Many of those people aren't even real, they are just folks he made up in his head in the moment. \n\"This big guy, some say a former marine, a lot of people are saying it, really big, tough guy, and he came to me, tears in his eyes, and he said 'Mister Trump, you saved my life,' and it's true, I did save his life, I fought next to him in Afghanistan, that's what people are saying, and you know what? Maybe they're right, maybe I did kill 100 terrorists, because I know terrorists, some of them are my friends, and I say to terrorists, stop with that terror, and you know what? They stop. No one else knows terror and anti-terror like I do, just like that marine said.\"", ">\n\nRoflcopter", ">\n\nTrump knows whatever shit he says in the media will be reported like it was fact first and have to be proven false later", ">\n\n\n\"There were tears coming down from his eyes. He said: 'If you endorse me, I'll win,'\" said Trump.\n\nlmao trump couldnt come up with something better than this?", ">\n\nSeriously lol. It has a lot of \"and then everyone clapped\" energy.", ">\n\nWow who's gonna vote for Little Crybaby Ronnie?", ">\n\nWell as hard as it is to say it, I believe Trump this time. He just left out that they cried together, holding each other in a swampy embrace. Their Depends touching each other and their tentacles creep out and conjoin so they may exchange long protein strings.", ">\n\nTrump: [proceeds to unzip pantaloons]", ">\n\n\npantaloons\n\nrich people pants", ">\n\nNo, it’s crazypants. Right there in the name: pant-of-loons.", ">\n\nSuper convincing story, just trust him it's true. He's a business man! How else can he be so rich if not being totally honest? Btw the water pressure sucks in Florida, you have to flush multiple times. Terrible, terrible leader.", ">\n\n“He said ‘Sir…’”", ">\n\nLying liars lie.", ">\n\nBigly.", ">\n\nTrump says ~~Santos~~ DeSantis cried. ~~Santos~~ DeSantis will claim that he didn't. One of these serial liars would be telling the truth. That has never happened before so the universe might just explode out of sheer surprise.\nEdit: wrong idiot", ">\n\nSantos or DeSantis?", ">\n\nTrump is such a beacon of truth and integrity. Add irony here.", ">\n\nPoor Cry Baby DeSantis", ">\n\n‘Big, strong’ men can’t stop crying around President Trump. Just ask him.", ">\n\nTrump is unbelievable. After all these years he still sounds like a hurt 8 year old.", ">\n\nIt's times like this that having no history of telling any kind of truth really doesn't work in his favor, as much as I want to believe this.", ">\n\nLike everything else Trump has said, I’m sure this is 100% true.\nHe never lies, right?", ">\n\nTo try to make a rival look bad? He'd never do that.", ">\n\nWhile calling him sir. Yawn. We get it, Donald.", ">\n\nHe is a cringe factory and totally seems like type to cry for something when he really wants it, like a big baby.", ">\n\nLol. These people suck so bad.", ">\n\nCrying is okay, folks.\nTrump and DeSantis are shit people, but crying is okay.", ">\n\nProbably.... and Donald Trump poops himself and is a traitor.", ">\n\nFact: trump lies about everything. Fact: trump denigrates his opponents. As much as I want to believe this, it’s probably bull shit.", ">\n\nThey’re both liars, but somehow I believe this.", ">\n\nAnd then DJT shit his Depends.", ">\n\nWatching the republican party implode this election cycle is going to be schadenfreude like I’ve never experienced before.", ">\n\nEverything this piece of shit ever says is a lie. So I’m going to happily report that this is definitely more bullshit from this traitor’s mouth.\nThat being said, unfortunately his base will still eat this up. Because:\n-The Traitorous Piece of Shit said it so it must be true.\n-DeathSentence cried.\n-Crying is womanly.\n-DeathSentence is a woman.\n-MAGA MAGA MAGA\nSomewhere right now a group of Qdiots are saying some spaghetti style version of the exact talking points above.", ">\n\nTrump can piss in his pants because he wears absorbent diapers. It is probably a medical condition so he should not be ashamed.", ">\n\n\"He probably didn't even cry when he was a baby, and then he said..SIR!\"", ">\n\nStormy claims trump cried when she laughed at his mushroom dick", ">\n\nI had thought DeSantis was a SEAL, and therefore unlikely to be crying. I checked Wikipedia and found out the was a lawyer for the SEALs, so different. \nThen I read that he got a Bronze Star after his Iraq tour, but then I found out that the Bronze star is typically awarded as an upgrade from a MSM in combat zones. \nSo now I'm thinking that the crying story is totes believable.", ">\n\nSo…. By using logic we come to the conclusion that he made Trump cry, amiright? 😱", ">\n\nThis asshat is so fucking predictable.", ">\n\ndo you mean Desantis crying? Or Trump lying?", ">\n\nAnd called him sir", ">\n\nNext he'll call his wife ugly", ">\n\nOr say that she has secrets about where she worked.\nOr that his dad killed JFK.", ">\n\nNeither of these fascist deserve to be president.", ">\n\nletthemfight.gif", ">\n\nLet them fight. ding ding", ">\n\nLmao, let the feasting begin.", ">\n\nThis I will believe.", ">\n\nI also heard Trump claimed that anytime DeSantis had to open a jar that was too hard to open he came over to Trump's; in tears.", ">\n\nIt's scary how with the GOP's constant appeasement of the Orange Turd, I can actually see this happening. \nIs Trump lying? Most likely. But I can still see it happening.", ">\n\nAnd he's known for his consistent honesty, so I'm sure this happened.", ">\n\nTrump seems to always endorse people who cry in front of him, only to betray him later. Not a great judge of character if you ask me.", ">\n\nLet me guess, he called him 'Sir,' too. \nBuffoon.", ">\n\nHaha, this is where they've gotten to? \"Desantis is a booger-head and cried in front of me!\"", ">\n\nIt’s going to be fascinating to watch the Republican politicians try to take on trump knowing how deranged the base is. They went along with the insanity and even leaned into it like when Ronny D built a toy wall with his kid in the commercial. They must know it’s impossible to reason with these people. I can only imagine what it will look like when the Trump crazies set their sights on destroying DeSantis.", ">\n\nPlease run as an independent. Please.\nHe's the orange kryptonite to that void of charisma hack from Florida.", ">\n\nAs is with everything Donald says \nIt is more than likely Donald cried Infront of Ronald\nHaha Ronald and Donald", ">\n\nAnyone with \"nald\" needs to be blacklisted from politics.", ">\n\nAnyone with gop, conservative or Republicansl too", ">\n\nLet them eat each other, i for one am and will be enjoying the show", ">\n\nWatching two obese men get into a dick measuring contest is rather disturbing.", ">\n\nEspecially without an electron microscope.", ">\n\nKing Ron is too evil to cry. He has ZERO empathy or compassion. I bet he wouldn’t (or didn’t) cry over his own mother dying.", ">\n\nI didn't see any after the hurricanes or the apartment collapse.", ">\n\nDonald Trump can insult DeSantis on every level and watch Ronnie boy go back to kissing Trump's ass. Just like Ted Cruz. \nThe Republican collective lacks a spine since they clearly just accept incivility and childishness as virtues.", ">\n\nPointless article", ">\n\nI hope they both destroy each other. Our country needs a better leader than these two clowns", ">\n\nBegun, the douche wars have.", ">\n\nDude this is fucking hilarious. Let the GOP burn baby burn" ]

[ "Sooo, this means trump cried in front of someone when seeking endorsement? Putin?", ">\n\nExactly.", ">\n\nWell, now we know exactly who has something over him.", ">\n\nWe do, but we used to, too.", ">\n\nThanks, Mitch.", ">\n\nDonnie DOES love escalators…", ">\n\nSorry for the convenience", ">\n\nI wonder how man times he called Trump \"sir?\"", ">\n\nThis is how it went word for word.\n“Please sir, endorse me sir. How can I be as smart and as good looking as you sir? Or sir, [starts sobbing] you are so wonderful “", ">\n\nDesantis weakly salutes Dear Leader", ">\n\nThe mandatory real-fake cry claim does have Kim-Jong Il vibes.", ">\n\nRed-on-red crime is my favorite kind of crime.", ">\n\nThis one is great hecause half of their base appeal is as tough guys, so telling the nation that one of them was sobbing like a baby in front of the other is a solid move. Now Deathanus has to decide whether to just accept it and be belittled, or start to fight back and fracture the party. 10/10 can’t wait for season finale.", ">\n\nHalf of these guys wouldn’t know the difference between a hatchet and an axe and wouldn’t be able to load and shoot an AR. \nRepublicans in federal government are almost all what they would consider effeminate suburbanites.", ">\n\nIn reality yes. But we know they don’t live there. To them an obese man who wears makeup and lifted shoes while avoiding war because his feet hurt is the epitome of manly.", ">\n\nI love your username. For some reason, that line cracked up my wife and me and we say it all the time.", ">\n\nIt’s so funny how many people get the reference! Workaholics def had its fans but it was never a mainstream smash so it’s crazy how many people recognize one throwaway line from the show!\nNow get in my grapevan pls", ">\n\nCatherine Zeta Jones, she dips beneath lasers, oh oh oh", ">\n\nShe has entrapped me, and Sean Connery! OH oh OH. OH oh OHhh^hh^h", ">\n\nWhen two pieces of shit get together, there will be a whole lot of stories coming out", ">\n\nThis embarrassing DeSantis campaign ad will be played repeatedly as a hit piece. That was some insane level of bootlicking lol. For one rare moment, I think Trump is speaking the truth. DeSantis absolutely cried in front of him and maybe even got on his knees for an endorsement", ">\n\nI had to go show this to my grandma. She screams about Trump and DeSantis til her voice cracks. She said she’s never wished on anyone’s demise before them. And McConnell. The rage in her 4’11”, 74 year old body is immense.", ">\n\nSounds like you've got one righteous grandma", ">\n\nShe marched her lil ass out in January in DC to march with us during Trump’s inauguration. It was actually my 18th birthday and afterwards we stopped and had Ethiopian for the first time. Her first time trying any African food and she still talks about how much she loves it. She sat with me at a tattoo appointment and afterwards we got pizza and ice cream. I love her. She’s an amazing woman.", ">\n\n\nand afterwards we stopped and had Ethiopian\n\nColumbus Circle? Fantastic places up there", ">\n\nWish I could remember. The place was packed. My grandmother and I sat on the end of the table with the vegetarian platter (since i was vegan) so she mostly ate the veg stuff. It was amazing. There’s a good place up in Tampa (Queen of Sheba) but nowhere near as good as this place was.", ">\n\nHe's probably lying but I wouldn't be surprised if its true. Have you ever seen DeSantis in a debate or outside of his hand-picked media reporters? He's so socially awkward and unstable and has the charisma of a garden slug.", ">\n\nTrue. I have noticed him moving his jaw from side to side in nearly every news conference when someone else is at the podium. Odd.", ">\n\nHe's got some kind of behavioral issue. He was never an appealing candidate, but he's surrounded himself and insulated himself with a core group of very politically savvy extremists that are the ones propelling him forward. He's not the political \"genius\" the media paints him out to be. His handlers are but he's an empty suit being controlled by puppeteers.", ">\n\nThat is actually slightly reassuring for someone not so in the know about him, like myself.", ">\n\nIt shouldn't be though. If you start looking in to his core group of advisors and backers these are some terrifying people.", ">\n\nIn so much as it shows his limitations.", ">\n\nTrue, he has many weaknesses. But they cover for them well.", ">\n\nTrump is desperate to make his opponents look effete to distract from his needing to have his hand held as we walked down a ramp or having to grasp a glass with two small hands or needing the power of the military to help him beat Covid.", ">\n\nCovfefe", ">\n\nHamburder flu", ">\n\nPerpetrated by the radical left gang member known as the “Hamburglar”", ">\n\nRobble robble", ">\n\nLots of self-proclaimed “alpha males” are wrestling with some cognitive dissonance today.", ">\n\nThey'll figure it out after praying to their favorite NFT of the day", ">\n\nDeSantis's response is going to be \"you know what makes me cry? CRT. Please clap.\"", ">\n\nIt was Jeb Bush that said “please clap.”", ">\n\nStandard playbook. Muddy the waters to make your opponent look “just as bad or worse” than you.", ">\n\nOr at least make up enough stories so that sane people with busy lives aren’t sure anymore. It’s what they’ve done for Zelenskyy, Thunberg, and Fauci.\nThat being said I wouldn’t be surprised if Desantis cried.", ">\n\nOn the one hand, Trump claims this any time he tells a story about anyone asking him for anything. \"He came to me with tears in his eyes.\" It's a bizarre piece of rhetoric he employs at every given opportunity. I think he thinks it makes him look magnanimous while simultaneously making the other person look weak. I have doubts that anyone has expressed any emotion in front of the man for less than $50,000 any time in the past 20 years.\nOn the other hand, DeSantis has no heart, can probably cry on command, and will crawl on his hands and knees across broken glass to jerk off a syphilitic stray dog into his own mouth if it means he gets what he wants.", ">\n\nNow thats an awful image!", ">\n\nThank you, I crafted it while taking a dump.", ">\n\nHope Georgia prosecutors doesn't forget the tweet where Trump admitted to interfering in the Florida election to make sure Desantis won.", ">\n\nAnd everybody clapped.", ">\n\nI dunno, I imagine a lot of people cry when they have to interact with him.", ">\n\nDesantis...\"I've seen the pee tape, and it is the most humiliation thing I've ever seen. Donald even got some in his mouth.\"", ">\n\nIt's just DJT pissing up into his own mouth on a bed the Obama's slept on at the Kremlin", ">\n\nTo be fair, getting a close up whiff of scrambled Sudafed and BigMac diaper blowouts tends to make one’s eyes run a bit.", ">\n\nDesantis is garbage. But this story likely isn't true. Trump claims people cry in front of him all the time. Many of those people aren't even real, they are just folks he made up in his head in the moment. \n\"This big guy, some say a former marine, a lot of people are saying it, really big, tough guy, and he came to me, tears in his eyes, and he said 'Mister Trump, you saved my life,' and it's true, I did save his life, I fought next to him in Afghanistan, that's what people are saying, and you know what? Maybe they're right, maybe I did kill 100 terrorists, because I know terrorists, some of them are my friends, and I say to terrorists, stop with that terror, and you know what? They stop. No one else knows terror and anti-terror like I do, just like that marine said.\"", ">\n\nRoflcopter", ">\n\nTrump knows whatever shit he says in the media will be reported like it was fact first and have to be proven false later", ">\n\n\n\"There were tears coming down from his eyes. He said: 'If you endorse me, I'll win,'\" said Trump.\n\nlmao trump couldnt come up with something better than this?", ">\n\nSeriously lol. It has a lot of \"and then everyone clapped\" energy.", ">\n\nWow who's gonna vote for Little Crybaby Ronnie?", ">\n\nWell as hard as it is to say it, I believe Trump this time. He just left out that they cried together, holding each other in a swampy embrace. Their Depends touching each other and their tentacles creep out and conjoin so they may exchange long protein strings.", ">\n\nTrump: [proceeds to unzip pantaloons]", ">\n\n\npantaloons\n\nrich people pants", ">\n\nNo, it’s crazypants. Right there in the name: pant-of-loons.", ">\n\nSuper convincing story, just trust him it's true. He's a business man! How else can he be so rich if not being totally honest? Btw the water pressure sucks in Florida, you have to flush multiple times. Terrible, terrible leader.", ">\n\n“He said ‘Sir…’”", ">\n\nLying liars lie.", ">\n\nBigly.", ">\n\nTrump says ~~Santos~~ DeSantis cried. ~~Santos~~ DeSantis will claim that he didn't. One of these serial liars would be telling the truth. That has never happened before so the universe might just explode out of sheer surprise.\nEdit: wrong idiot", ">\n\nSantos or DeSantis?", ">\n\nTrump is such a beacon of truth and integrity. Add irony here.", ">\n\nPoor Cry Baby DeSantis", ">\n\n‘Big, strong’ men can’t stop crying around President Trump. Just ask him.", ">\n\nTrump is unbelievable. After all these years he still sounds like a hurt 8 year old.", ">\n\nIt's times like this that having no history of telling any kind of truth really doesn't work in his favor, as much as I want to believe this.", ">\n\nLike everything else Trump has said, I’m sure this is 100% true.\nHe never lies, right?", ">\n\nTo try to make a rival look bad? He'd never do that.", ">\n\nWhile calling him sir. Yawn. We get it, Donald.", ">\n\nHe is a cringe factory and totally seems like type to cry for something when he really wants it, like a big baby.", ">\n\nLol. These people suck so bad.", ">\n\nCrying is okay, folks.\nTrump and DeSantis are shit people, but crying is okay.", ">\n\nProbably.... and Donald Trump poops himself and is a traitor.", ">\n\nFact: trump lies about everything. Fact: trump denigrates his opponents. As much as I want to believe this, it’s probably bull shit.", ">\n\nThey’re both liars, but somehow I believe this.", ">\n\nAnd then DJT shit his Depends.", ">\n\nWatching the republican party implode this election cycle is going to be schadenfreude like I’ve never experienced before.", ">\n\nEverything this piece of shit ever says is a lie. So I’m going to happily report that this is definitely more bullshit from this traitor’s mouth.\nThat being said, unfortunately his base will still eat this up. Because:\n-The Traitorous Piece of Shit said it so it must be true.\n-DeathSentence cried.\n-Crying is womanly.\n-DeathSentence is a woman.\n-MAGA MAGA MAGA\nSomewhere right now a group of Qdiots are saying some spaghetti style version of the exact talking points above.", ">\n\nTrump can piss in his pants because he wears absorbent diapers. It is probably a medical condition so he should not be ashamed.", ">\n\n\"He probably didn't even cry when he was a baby, and then he said..SIR!\"", ">\n\nStormy claims trump cried when she laughed at his mushroom dick", ">\n\nI had thought DeSantis was a SEAL, and therefore unlikely to be crying. I checked Wikipedia and found out the was a lawyer for the SEALs, so different. \nThen I read that he got a Bronze Star after his Iraq tour, but then I found out that the Bronze star is typically awarded as an upgrade from a MSM in combat zones. \nSo now I'm thinking that the crying story is totes believable.", ">\n\nSo…. By using logic we come to the conclusion that he made Trump cry, amiright? 😱", ">\n\nThis asshat is so fucking predictable.", ">\n\ndo you mean Desantis crying? Or Trump lying?", ">\n\nAnd called him sir", ">\n\nNext he'll call his wife ugly", ">\n\nOr say that she has secrets about where she worked.\nOr that his dad killed JFK.", ">\n\nNeither of these fascist deserve to be president.", ">\n\nletthemfight.gif", ">\n\nLet them fight. ding ding", ">\n\nLmao, let the feasting begin.", ">\n\nThis I will believe.", ">\n\nI also heard Trump claimed that anytime DeSantis had to open a jar that was too hard to open he came over to Trump's; in tears.", ">\n\nIt's scary how with the GOP's constant appeasement of the Orange Turd, I can actually see this happening. \nIs Trump lying? Most likely. But I can still see it happening.", ">\n\nAnd he's known for his consistent honesty, so I'm sure this happened.", ">\n\nTrump seems to always endorse people who cry in front of him, only to betray him later. Not a great judge of character if you ask me.", ">\n\nLet me guess, he called him 'Sir,' too. \nBuffoon.", ">\n\nHaha, this is where they've gotten to? \"Desantis is a booger-head and cried in front of me!\"", ">\n\nIt’s going to be fascinating to watch the Republican politicians try to take on trump knowing how deranged the base is. They went along with the insanity and even leaned into it like when Ronny D built a toy wall with his kid in the commercial. They must know it’s impossible to reason with these people. I can only imagine what it will look like when the Trump crazies set their sights on destroying DeSantis.", ">\n\nPlease run as an independent. Please.\nHe's the orange kryptonite to that void of charisma hack from Florida.", ">\n\nAs is with everything Donald says \nIt is more than likely Donald cried Infront of Ronald\nHaha Ronald and Donald", ">\n\nAnyone with \"nald\" needs to be blacklisted from politics.", ">\n\nAnyone with gop, conservative or Republicansl too", ">\n\nLet them eat each other, i for one am and will be enjoying the show", ">\n\nWatching two obese men get into a dick measuring contest is rather disturbing.", ">\n\nEspecially without an electron microscope.", ">\n\nKing Ron is too evil to cry. He has ZERO empathy or compassion. I bet he wouldn’t (or didn’t) cry over his own mother dying.", ">\n\nI didn't see any after the hurricanes or the apartment collapse.", ">\n\nDonald Trump can insult DeSantis on every level and watch Ronnie boy go back to kissing Trump's ass. Just like Ted Cruz. \nThe Republican collective lacks a spine since they clearly just accept incivility and childishness as virtues.", ">\n\nPointless article", ">\n\nI hope they both destroy each other. Our country needs a better leader than these two clowns", ">\n\nBegun, the douche wars have.", ">\n\nDude this is fucking hilarious. Let the GOP burn baby burn", ">\n\n\"It was incredible. I was having lunch at Mar-A-Lago and DeSantis walks up to me with tears in his eyes. And he said. You know what he said? He said 'Mister Trump, you're amazing. Everything a man could be. If you endorse me, I'll win. I'll give you anything you want.' And you know what I said? I said 'No way Jose. I'm the big cheese.' And you know what he did? He ran away crying in his little white boots. So sad. So sad.\"" ]

[ "Sooo, this means trump cried in front of someone when seeking endorsement? Putin?", ">\n\nExactly.", ">\n\nWell, now we know exactly who has something over him.", ">\n\nWe do, but we used to, too.", ">\n\nThanks, Mitch.", ">\n\nDonnie DOES love escalators…", ">\n\nSorry for the convenience", ">\n\nI wonder how man times he called Trump \"sir?\"", ">\n\nThis is how it went word for word.\n“Please sir, endorse me sir. How can I be as smart and as good looking as you sir? Or sir, [starts sobbing] you are so wonderful “", ">\n\nDesantis weakly salutes Dear Leader", ">\n\nThe mandatory real-fake cry claim does have Kim-Jong Il vibes.", ">\n\nRed-on-red crime is my favorite kind of crime.", ">\n\nThis one is great hecause half of their base appeal is as tough guys, so telling the nation that one of them was sobbing like a baby in front of the other is a solid move. Now Deathanus has to decide whether to just accept it and be belittled, or start to fight back and fracture the party. 10/10 can’t wait for season finale.", ">\n\nHalf of these guys wouldn’t know the difference between a hatchet and an axe and wouldn’t be able to load and shoot an AR. \nRepublicans in federal government are almost all what they would consider effeminate suburbanites.", ">\n\nIn reality yes. But we know they don’t live there. To them an obese man who wears makeup and lifted shoes while avoiding war because his feet hurt is the epitome of manly.", ">\n\nI love your username. For some reason, that line cracked up my wife and me and we say it all the time.", ">\n\nIt’s so funny how many people get the reference! Workaholics def had its fans but it was never a mainstream smash so it’s crazy how many people recognize one throwaway line from the show!\nNow get in my grapevan pls", ">\n\nCatherine Zeta Jones, she dips beneath lasers, oh oh oh", ">\n\nShe has entrapped me, and Sean Connery! OH oh OH. OH oh OHhh^hh^h", ">\n\nWhen two pieces of shit get together, there will be a whole lot of stories coming out", ">\n\nThis embarrassing DeSantis campaign ad will be played repeatedly as a hit piece. That was some insane level of bootlicking lol. For one rare moment, I think Trump is speaking the truth. DeSantis absolutely cried in front of him and maybe even got on his knees for an endorsement", ">\n\nI had to go show this to my grandma. She screams about Trump and DeSantis til her voice cracks. She said she’s never wished on anyone’s demise before them. And McConnell. The rage in her 4’11”, 74 year old body is immense.", ">\n\nSounds like you've got one righteous grandma", ">\n\nShe marched her lil ass out in January in DC to march with us during Trump’s inauguration. It was actually my 18th birthday and afterwards we stopped and had Ethiopian for the first time. Her first time trying any African food and she still talks about how much she loves it. She sat with me at a tattoo appointment and afterwards we got pizza and ice cream. I love her. She’s an amazing woman.", ">\n\n\nand afterwards we stopped and had Ethiopian\n\nColumbus Circle? Fantastic places up there", ">\n\nWish I could remember. The place was packed. My grandmother and I sat on the end of the table with the vegetarian platter (since i was vegan) so she mostly ate the veg stuff. It was amazing. There’s a good place up in Tampa (Queen of Sheba) but nowhere near as good as this place was.", ">\n\nHe's probably lying but I wouldn't be surprised if its true. Have you ever seen DeSantis in a debate or outside of his hand-picked media reporters? He's so socially awkward and unstable and has the charisma of a garden slug.", ">\n\nTrue. I have noticed him moving his jaw from side to side in nearly every news conference when someone else is at the podium. Odd.", ">\n\nHe's got some kind of behavioral issue. He was never an appealing candidate, but he's surrounded himself and insulated himself with a core group of very politically savvy extremists that are the ones propelling him forward. He's not the political \"genius\" the media paints him out to be. His handlers are but he's an empty suit being controlled by puppeteers.", ">\n\nThat is actually slightly reassuring for someone not so in the know about him, like myself.", ">\n\nIt shouldn't be though. If you start looking in to his core group of advisors and backers these are some terrifying people.", ">\n\nIn so much as it shows his limitations.", ">\n\nTrue, he has many weaknesses. But they cover for them well.", ">\n\nTrump is desperate to make his opponents look effete to distract from his needing to have his hand held as we walked down a ramp or having to grasp a glass with two small hands or needing the power of the military to help him beat Covid.", ">\n\nCovfefe", ">\n\nHamburder flu", ">\n\nPerpetrated by the radical left gang member known as the “Hamburglar”", ">\n\nRobble robble", ">\n\nLots of self-proclaimed “alpha males” are wrestling with some cognitive dissonance today.", ">\n\nThey'll figure it out after praying to their favorite NFT of the day", ">\n\nDeSantis's response is going to be \"you know what makes me cry? CRT. Please clap.\"", ">\n\nIt was Jeb Bush that said “please clap.”", ">\n\nStandard playbook. Muddy the waters to make your opponent look “just as bad or worse” than you.", ">\n\nOr at least make up enough stories so that sane people with busy lives aren’t sure anymore. It’s what they’ve done for Zelenskyy, Thunberg, and Fauci.\nThat being said I wouldn’t be surprised if Desantis cried.", ">\n\nOn the one hand, Trump claims this any time he tells a story about anyone asking him for anything. \"He came to me with tears in his eyes.\" It's a bizarre piece of rhetoric he employs at every given opportunity. I think he thinks it makes him look magnanimous while simultaneously making the other person look weak. I have doubts that anyone has expressed any emotion in front of the man for less than $50,000 any time in the past 20 years.\nOn the other hand, DeSantis has no heart, can probably cry on command, and will crawl on his hands and knees across broken glass to jerk off a syphilitic stray dog into his own mouth if it means he gets what he wants.", ">\n\nNow thats an awful image!", ">\n\nThank you, I crafted it while taking a dump.", ">\n\nHope Georgia prosecutors doesn't forget the tweet where Trump admitted to interfering in the Florida election to make sure Desantis won.", ">\n\nAnd everybody clapped.", ">\n\nI dunno, I imagine a lot of people cry when they have to interact with him.", ">\n\nDesantis...\"I've seen the pee tape, and it is the most humiliation thing I've ever seen. Donald even got some in his mouth.\"", ">\n\nIt's just DJT pissing up into his own mouth on a bed the Obama's slept on at the Kremlin", ">\n\nTo be fair, getting a close up whiff of scrambled Sudafed and BigMac diaper blowouts tends to make one’s eyes run a bit.", ">\n\nDesantis is garbage. But this story likely isn't true. Trump claims people cry in front of him all the time. Many of those people aren't even real, they are just folks he made up in his head in the moment. \n\"This big guy, some say a former marine, a lot of people are saying it, really big, tough guy, and he came to me, tears in his eyes, and he said 'Mister Trump, you saved my life,' and it's true, I did save his life, I fought next to him in Afghanistan, that's what people are saying, and you know what? Maybe they're right, maybe I did kill 100 terrorists, because I know terrorists, some of them are my friends, and I say to terrorists, stop with that terror, and you know what? They stop. No one else knows terror and anti-terror like I do, just like that marine said.\"", ">\n\nRoflcopter", ">\n\nTrump knows whatever shit he says in the media will be reported like it was fact first and have to be proven false later", ">\n\n\n\"There were tears coming down from his eyes. He said: 'If you endorse me, I'll win,'\" said Trump.\n\nlmao trump couldnt come up with something better than this?", ">\n\nSeriously lol. It has a lot of \"and then everyone clapped\" energy.", ">\n\nWow who's gonna vote for Little Crybaby Ronnie?", ">\n\nWell as hard as it is to say it, I believe Trump this time. He just left out that they cried together, holding each other in a swampy embrace. Their Depends touching each other and their tentacles creep out and conjoin so they may exchange long protein strings.", ">\n\nTrump: [proceeds to unzip pantaloons]", ">\n\n\npantaloons\n\nrich people pants", ">\n\nNo, it’s crazypants. Right there in the name: pant-of-loons.", ">\n\nSuper convincing story, just trust him it's true. He's a business man! How else can he be so rich if not being totally honest? Btw the water pressure sucks in Florida, you have to flush multiple times. Terrible, terrible leader.", ">\n\n“He said ‘Sir…’”", ">\n\nLying liars lie.", ">\n\nBigly.", ">\n\nTrump says ~~Santos~~ DeSantis cried. ~~Santos~~ DeSantis will claim that he didn't. One of these serial liars would be telling the truth. That has never happened before so the universe might just explode out of sheer surprise.\nEdit: wrong idiot", ">\n\nSantos or DeSantis?", ">\n\nTrump is such a beacon of truth and integrity. Add irony here.", ">\n\nPoor Cry Baby DeSantis", ">\n\n‘Big, strong’ men can’t stop crying around President Trump. Just ask him.", ">\n\nTrump is unbelievable. After all these years he still sounds like a hurt 8 year old.", ">\n\nIt's times like this that having no history of telling any kind of truth really doesn't work in his favor, as much as I want to believe this.", ">\n\nLike everything else Trump has said, I’m sure this is 100% true.\nHe never lies, right?", ">\n\nTo try to make a rival look bad? He'd never do that.", ">\n\nWhile calling him sir. Yawn. We get it, Donald.", ">\n\nHe is a cringe factory and totally seems like type to cry for something when he really wants it, like a big baby.", ">\n\nLol. These people suck so bad.", ">\n\nCrying is okay, folks.\nTrump and DeSantis are shit people, but crying is okay.", ">\n\nProbably.... and Donald Trump poops himself and is a traitor.", ">\n\nFact: trump lies about everything. Fact: trump denigrates his opponents. As much as I want to believe this, it’s probably bull shit.", ">\n\nThey’re both liars, but somehow I believe this.", ">\n\nAnd then DJT shit his Depends.", ">\n\nWatching the republican party implode this election cycle is going to be schadenfreude like I’ve never experienced before.", ">\n\nEverything this piece of shit ever says is a lie. So I’m going to happily report that this is definitely more bullshit from this traitor’s mouth.\nThat being said, unfortunately his base will still eat this up. Because:\n-The Traitorous Piece of Shit said it so it must be true.\n-DeathSentence cried.\n-Crying is womanly.\n-DeathSentence is a woman.\n-MAGA MAGA MAGA\nSomewhere right now a group of Qdiots are saying some spaghetti style version of the exact talking points above.", ">\n\nTrump can piss in his pants because he wears absorbent diapers. It is probably a medical condition so he should not be ashamed.", ">\n\n\"He probably didn't even cry when he was a baby, and then he said..SIR!\"", ">\n\nStormy claims trump cried when she laughed at his mushroom dick", ">\n\nI had thought DeSantis was a SEAL, and therefore unlikely to be crying. I checked Wikipedia and found out the was a lawyer for the SEALs, so different. \nThen I read that he got a Bronze Star after his Iraq tour, but then I found out that the Bronze star is typically awarded as an upgrade from a MSM in combat zones. \nSo now I'm thinking that the crying story is totes believable.", ">\n\nSo…. By using logic we come to the conclusion that he made Trump cry, amiright? 😱", ">\n\nThis asshat is so fucking predictable.", ">\n\ndo you mean Desantis crying? Or Trump lying?", ">\n\nAnd called him sir", ">\n\nNext he'll call his wife ugly", ">\n\nOr say that she has secrets about where she worked.\nOr that his dad killed JFK.", ">\n\nNeither of these fascist deserve to be president.", ">\n\nletthemfight.gif", ">\n\nLet them fight. ding ding", ">\n\nLmao, let the feasting begin.", ">\n\nThis I will believe.", ">\n\nI also heard Trump claimed that anytime DeSantis had to open a jar that was too hard to open he came over to Trump's; in tears.", ">\n\nIt's scary how with the GOP's constant appeasement of the Orange Turd, I can actually see this happening. \nIs Trump lying? Most likely. But I can still see it happening.", ">\n\nAnd he's known for his consistent honesty, so I'm sure this happened.", ">\n\nTrump seems to always endorse people who cry in front of him, only to betray him later. Not a great judge of character if you ask me.", ">\n\nLet me guess, he called him 'Sir,' too. \nBuffoon.", ">\n\nHaha, this is where they've gotten to? \"Desantis is a booger-head and cried in front of me!\"", ">\n\nIt’s going to be fascinating to watch the Republican politicians try to take on trump knowing how deranged the base is. They went along with the insanity and even leaned into it like when Ronny D built a toy wall with his kid in the commercial. They must know it’s impossible to reason with these people. I can only imagine what it will look like when the Trump crazies set their sights on destroying DeSantis.", ">\n\nPlease run as an independent. Please.\nHe's the orange kryptonite to that void of charisma hack from Florida.", ">\n\nAs is with everything Donald says \nIt is more than likely Donald cried Infront of Ronald\nHaha Ronald and Donald", ">\n\nAnyone with \"nald\" needs to be blacklisted from politics.", ">\n\nAnyone with gop, conservative or Republicansl too", ">\n\nLet them eat each other, i for one am and will be enjoying the show", ">\n\nWatching two obese men get into a dick measuring contest is rather disturbing.", ">\n\nEspecially without an electron microscope.", ">\n\nKing Ron is too evil to cry. He has ZERO empathy or compassion. I bet he wouldn’t (or didn’t) cry over his own mother dying.", ">\n\nI didn't see any after the hurricanes or the apartment collapse.", ">\n\nDonald Trump can insult DeSantis on every level and watch Ronnie boy go back to kissing Trump's ass. Just like Ted Cruz. \nThe Republican collective lacks a spine since they clearly just accept incivility and childishness as virtues.", ">\n\nPointless article", ">\n\nI hope they both destroy each other. Our country needs a better leader than these two clowns", ">\n\nBegun, the douche wars have.", ">\n\nDude this is fucking hilarious. Let the GOP burn baby burn", ">\n\n\"It was incredible. I was having lunch at Mar-A-Lago and DeSantis walks up to me with tears in his eyes. And he said. You know what he said? He said 'Mister Trump, you're amazing. Everything a man could be. If you endorse me, I'll win. I'll give you anything you want.' And you know what I said? I said 'No way Jose. I'm the big cheese.' And you know what he did? He ran away crying in his little white boots. So sad. So sad.\"", ">\n\nBelievable until he said “Mr trump”.\nIt’s always “Sir” or “Mr President” when the Cheeto relays his big strong man with tears in his eyes stories." ]

[ "Sooo, this means trump cried in front of someone when seeking endorsement? Putin?", ">\n\nExactly.", ">\n\nWell, now we know exactly who has something over him.", ">\n\nWe do, but we used to, too.", ">\n\nThanks, Mitch.", ">\n\nDonnie DOES love escalators…", ">\n\nSorry for the convenience", ">\n\nI wonder how man times he called Trump \"sir?\"", ">\n\nThis is how it went word for word.\n“Please sir, endorse me sir. How can I be as smart and as good looking as you sir? Or sir, [starts sobbing] you are so wonderful “", ">\n\nDesantis weakly salutes Dear Leader", ">\n\nThe mandatory real-fake cry claim does have Kim-Jong Il vibes.", ">\n\nRed-on-red crime is my favorite kind of crime.", ">\n\nThis one is great hecause half of their base appeal is as tough guys, so telling the nation that one of them was sobbing like a baby in front of the other is a solid move. Now Deathanus has to decide whether to just accept it and be belittled, or start to fight back and fracture the party. 10/10 can’t wait for season finale.", ">\n\nHalf of these guys wouldn’t know the difference between a hatchet and an axe and wouldn’t be able to load and shoot an AR. \nRepublicans in federal government are almost all what they would consider effeminate suburbanites.", ">\n\nIn reality yes. But we know they don’t live there. To them an obese man who wears makeup and lifted shoes while avoiding war because his feet hurt is the epitome of manly.", ">\n\nI love your username. For some reason, that line cracked up my wife and me and we say it all the time.", ">\n\nIt’s so funny how many people get the reference! Workaholics def had its fans but it was never a mainstream smash so it’s crazy how many people recognize one throwaway line from the show!\nNow get in my grapevan pls", ">\n\nCatherine Zeta Jones, she dips beneath lasers, oh oh oh", ">\n\nShe has entrapped me, and Sean Connery! OH oh OH. OH oh OHhh^hh^h", ">\n\nWhen two pieces of shit get together, there will be a whole lot of stories coming out", ">\n\nThis embarrassing DeSantis campaign ad will be played repeatedly as a hit piece. That was some insane level of bootlicking lol. For one rare moment, I think Trump is speaking the truth. DeSantis absolutely cried in front of him and maybe even got on his knees for an endorsement", ">\n\nI had to go show this to my grandma. She screams about Trump and DeSantis til her voice cracks. She said she’s never wished on anyone’s demise before them. And McConnell. The rage in her 4’11”, 74 year old body is immense.", ">\n\nSounds like you've got one righteous grandma", ">\n\nShe marched her lil ass out in January in DC to march with us during Trump’s inauguration. It was actually my 18th birthday and afterwards we stopped and had Ethiopian for the first time. Her first time trying any African food and she still talks about how much she loves it. She sat with me at a tattoo appointment and afterwards we got pizza and ice cream. I love her. She’s an amazing woman.", ">\n\n\nand afterwards we stopped and had Ethiopian\n\nColumbus Circle? Fantastic places up there", ">\n\nWish I could remember. The place was packed. My grandmother and I sat on the end of the table with the vegetarian platter (since i was vegan) so she mostly ate the veg stuff. It was amazing. There’s a good place up in Tampa (Queen of Sheba) but nowhere near as good as this place was.", ">\n\nHe's probably lying but I wouldn't be surprised if its true. Have you ever seen DeSantis in a debate or outside of his hand-picked media reporters? He's so socially awkward and unstable and has the charisma of a garden slug.", ">\n\nTrue. I have noticed him moving his jaw from side to side in nearly every news conference when someone else is at the podium. Odd.", ">\n\nHe's got some kind of behavioral issue. He was never an appealing candidate, but he's surrounded himself and insulated himself with a core group of very politically savvy extremists that are the ones propelling him forward. He's not the political \"genius\" the media paints him out to be. His handlers are but he's an empty suit being controlled by puppeteers.", ">\n\nThat is actually slightly reassuring for someone not so in the know about him, like myself.", ">\n\nIt shouldn't be though. If you start looking in to his core group of advisors and backers these are some terrifying people.", ">\n\nIn so much as it shows his limitations.", ">\n\nTrue, he has many weaknesses. But they cover for them well.", ">\n\nTrump is desperate to make his opponents look effete to distract from his needing to have his hand held as we walked down a ramp or having to grasp a glass with two small hands or needing the power of the military to help him beat Covid.", ">\n\nCovfefe", ">\n\nHamburder flu", ">\n\nPerpetrated by the radical left gang member known as the “Hamburglar”", ">\n\nRobble robble", ">\n\nLots of self-proclaimed “alpha males” are wrestling with some cognitive dissonance today.", ">\n\nThey'll figure it out after praying to their favorite NFT of the day", ">\n\nDeSantis's response is going to be \"you know what makes me cry? CRT. Please clap.\"", ">\n\nIt was Jeb Bush that said “please clap.”", ">\n\nStandard playbook. Muddy the waters to make your opponent look “just as bad or worse” than you.", ">\n\nOr at least make up enough stories so that sane people with busy lives aren’t sure anymore. It’s what they’ve done for Zelenskyy, Thunberg, and Fauci.\nThat being said I wouldn’t be surprised if Desantis cried.", ">\n\nOn the one hand, Trump claims this any time he tells a story about anyone asking him for anything. \"He came to me with tears in his eyes.\" It's a bizarre piece of rhetoric he employs at every given opportunity. I think he thinks it makes him look magnanimous while simultaneously making the other person look weak. I have doubts that anyone has expressed any emotion in front of the man for less than $50,000 any time in the past 20 years.\nOn the other hand, DeSantis has no heart, can probably cry on command, and will crawl on his hands and knees across broken glass to jerk off a syphilitic stray dog into his own mouth if it means he gets what he wants.", ">\n\nNow thats an awful image!", ">\n\nThank you, I crafted it while taking a dump.", ">\n\nHope Georgia prosecutors doesn't forget the tweet where Trump admitted to interfering in the Florida election to make sure Desantis won.", ">\n\nAnd everybody clapped.", ">\n\nI dunno, I imagine a lot of people cry when they have to interact with him.", ">\n\nDesantis...\"I've seen the pee tape, and it is the most humiliation thing I've ever seen. Donald even got some in his mouth.\"", ">\n\nIt's just DJT pissing up into his own mouth on a bed the Obama's slept on at the Kremlin", ">\n\nTo be fair, getting a close up whiff of scrambled Sudafed and BigMac diaper blowouts tends to make one’s eyes run a bit.", ">\n\nDesantis is garbage. But this story likely isn't true. Trump claims people cry in front of him all the time. Many of those people aren't even real, they are just folks he made up in his head in the moment. \n\"This big guy, some say a former marine, a lot of people are saying it, really big, tough guy, and he came to me, tears in his eyes, and he said 'Mister Trump, you saved my life,' and it's true, I did save his life, I fought next to him in Afghanistan, that's what people are saying, and you know what? Maybe they're right, maybe I did kill 100 terrorists, because I know terrorists, some of them are my friends, and I say to terrorists, stop with that terror, and you know what? They stop. No one else knows terror and anti-terror like I do, just like that marine said.\"", ">\n\nRoflcopter", ">\n\nTrump knows whatever shit he says in the media will be reported like it was fact first and have to be proven false later", ">\n\n\n\"There were tears coming down from his eyes. He said: 'If you endorse me, I'll win,'\" said Trump.\n\nlmao trump couldnt come up with something better than this?", ">\n\nSeriously lol. It has a lot of \"and then everyone clapped\" energy.", ">\n\nWow who's gonna vote for Little Crybaby Ronnie?", ">\n\nWell as hard as it is to say it, I believe Trump this time. He just left out that they cried together, holding each other in a swampy embrace. Their Depends touching each other and their tentacles creep out and conjoin so they may exchange long protein strings.", ">\n\nTrump: [proceeds to unzip pantaloons]", ">\n\n\npantaloons\n\nrich people pants", ">\n\nNo, it’s crazypants. Right there in the name: pant-of-loons.", ">\n\nSuper convincing story, just trust him it's true. He's a business man! How else can he be so rich if not being totally honest? Btw the water pressure sucks in Florida, you have to flush multiple times. Terrible, terrible leader.", ">\n\n“He said ‘Sir…’”", ">\n\nLying liars lie.", ">\n\nBigly.", ">\n\nTrump says ~~Santos~~ DeSantis cried. ~~Santos~~ DeSantis will claim that he didn't. One of these serial liars would be telling the truth. That has never happened before so the universe might just explode out of sheer surprise.\nEdit: wrong idiot", ">\n\nSantos or DeSantis?", ">\n\nTrump is such a beacon of truth and integrity. Add irony here.", ">\n\nPoor Cry Baby DeSantis", ">\n\n‘Big, strong’ men can’t stop crying around President Trump. Just ask him.", ">\n\nTrump is unbelievable. After all these years he still sounds like a hurt 8 year old.", ">\n\nIt's times like this that having no history of telling any kind of truth really doesn't work in his favor, as much as I want to believe this.", ">\n\nLike everything else Trump has said, I’m sure this is 100% true.\nHe never lies, right?", ">\n\nTo try to make a rival look bad? He'd never do that.", ">\n\nWhile calling him sir. Yawn. We get it, Donald.", ">\n\nHe is a cringe factory and totally seems like type to cry for something when he really wants it, like a big baby.", ">\n\nLol. These people suck so bad.", ">\n\nCrying is okay, folks.\nTrump and DeSantis are shit people, but crying is okay.", ">\n\nProbably.... and Donald Trump poops himself and is a traitor.", ">\n\nFact: trump lies about everything. Fact: trump denigrates his opponents. As much as I want to believe this, it’s probably bull shit.", ">\n\nThey’re both liars, but somehow I believe this.", ">\n\nAnd then DJT shit his Depends.", ">\n\nWatching the republican party implode this election cycle is going to be schadenfreude like I’ve never experienced before.", ">\n\nEverything this piece of shit ever says is a lie. So I’m going to happily report that this is definitely more bullshit from this traitor’s mouth.\nThat being said, unfortunately his base will still eat this up. Because:\n-The Traitorous Piece of Shit said it so it must be true.\n-DeathSentence cried.\n-Crying is womanly.\n-DeathSentence is a woman.\n-MAGA MAGA MAGA\nSomewhere right now a group of Qdiots are saying some spaghetti style version of the exact talking points above.", ">\n\nTrump can piss in his pants because he wears absorbent diapers. It is probably a medical condition so he should not be ashamed.", ">\n\n\"He probably didn't even cry when he was a baby, and then he said..SIR!\"", ">\n\nStormy claims trump cried when she laughed at his mushroom dick", ">\n\nI had thought DeSantis was a SEAL, and therefore unlikely to be crying. I checked Wikipedia and found out the was a lawyer for the SEALs, so different. \nThen I read that he got a Bronze Star after his Iraq tour, but then I found out that the Bronze star is typically awarded as an upgrade from a MSM in combat zones. \nSo now I'm thinking that the crying story is totes believable.", ">\n\nSo…. By using logic we come to the conclusion that he made Trump cry, amiright? 😱", ">\n\nThis asshat is so fucking predictable.", ">\n\ndo you mean Desantis crying? Or Trump lying?", ">\n\nAnd called him sir", ">\n\nNext he'll call his wife ugly", ">\n\nOr say that she has secrets about where she worked.\nOr that his dad killed JFK.", ">\n\nNeither of these fascist deserve to be president.", ">\n\nletthemfight.gif", ">\n\nLet them fight. ding ding", ">\n\nLmao, let the feasting begin.", ">\n\nThis I will believe.", ">\n\nI also heard Trump claimed that anytime DeSantis had to open a jar that was too hard to open he came over to Trump's; in tears.", ">\n\nIt's scary how with the GOP's constant appeasement of the Orange Turd, I can actually see this happening. \nIs Trump lying? Most likely. But I can still see it happening.", ">\n\nAnd he's known for his consistent honesty, so I'm sure this happened.", ">\n\nTrump seems to always endorse people who cry in front of him, only to betray him later. Not a great judge of character if you ask me.", ">\n\nLet me guess, he called him 'Sir,' too. \nBuffoon.", ">\n\nHaha, this is where they've gotten to? \"Desantis is a booger-head and cried in front of me!\"", ">\n\nIt’s going to be fascinating to watch the Republican politicians try to take on trump knowing how deranged the base is. They went along with the insanity and even leaned into it like when Ronny D built a toy wall with his kid in the commercial. They must know it’s impossible to reason with these people. I can only imagine what it will look like when the Trump crazies set their sights on destroying DeSantis.", ">\n\nPlease run as an independent. Please.\nHe's the orange kryptonite to that void of charisma hack from Florida.", ">\n\nAs is with everything Donald says \nIt is more than likely Donald cried Infront of Ronald\nHaha Ronald and Donald", ">\n\nAnyone with \"nald\" needs to be blacklisted from politics.", ">\n\nAnyone with gop, conservative or Republicansl too", ">\n\nLet them eat each other, i for one am and will be enjoying the show", ">\n\nWatching two obese men get into a dick measuring contest is rather disturbing.", ">\n\nEspecially without an electron microscope.", ">\n\nKing Ron is too evil to cry. He has ZERO empathy or compassion. I bet he wouldn’t (or didn’t) cry over his own mother dying.", ">\n\nI didn't see any after the hurricanes or the apartment collapse.", ">\n\nDonald Trump can insult DeSantis on every level and watch Ronnie boy go back to kissing Trump's ass. Just like Ted Cruz. \nThe Republican collective lacks a spine since they clearly just accept incivility and childishness as virtues.", ">\n\nPointless article", ">\n\nI hope they both destroy each other. Our country needs a better leader than these two clowns", ">\n\nBegun, the douche wars have.", ">\n\nDude this is fucking hilarious. Let the GOP burn baby burn", ">\n\n\"It was incredible. I was having lunch at Mar-A-Lago and DeSantis walks up to me with tears in his eyes. And he said. You know what he said? He said 'Mister Trump, you're amazing. Everything a man could be. If you endorse me, I'll win. I'll give you anything you want.' And you know what I said? I said 'No way Jose. I'm the big cheese.' And you know what he did? He ran away crying in his little white boots. So sad. So sad.\"", ">\n\nBelievable until he said “Mr trump”.\nIt’s always “Sir” or “Mr President” when the Cheeto relays his big strong man with tears in his eyes stories.", ">\n\nCan you imagine what Republicans are going to release against Trump when he dies and it’s safe to talk?" ]

[ "Sooo, this means trump cried in front of someone when seeking endorsement? Putin?", ">\n\nExactly.", ">\n\nWell, now we know exactly who has something over him.", ">\n\nWe do, but we used to, too.", ">\n\nThanks, Mitch.", ">\n\nDonnie DOES love escalators…", ">\n\nSorry for the convenience", ">\n\nI wonder how man times he called Trump \"sir?\"", ">\n\nThis is how it went word for word.\n“Please sir, endorse me sir. How can I be as smart and as good looking as you sir? Or sir, [starts sobbing] you are so wonderful “", ">\n\nDesantis weakly salutes Dear Leader", ">\n\nThe mandatory real-fake cry claim does have Kim-Jong Il vibes.", ">\n\nRed-on-red crime is my favorite kind of crime.", ">\n\nThis one is great hecause half of their base appeal is as tough guys, so telling the nation that one of them was sobbing like a baby in front of the other is a solid move. Now Deathanus has to decide whether to just accept it and be belittled, or start to fight back and fracture the party. 10/10 can’t wait for season finale.", ">\n\nHalf of these guys wouldn’t know the difference between a hatchet and an axe and wouldn’t be able to load and shoot an AR. \nRepublicans in federal government are almost all what they would consider effeminate suburbanites.", ">\n\nIn reality yes. But we know they don’t live there. To them an obese man who wears makeup and lifted shoes while avoiding war because his feet hurt is the epitome of manly.", ">\n\nI love your username. For some reason, that line cracked up my wife and me and we say it all the time.", ">\n\nIt’s so funny how many people get the reference! Workaholics def had its fans but it was never a mainstream smash so it’s crazy how many people recognize one throwaway line from the show!\nNow get in my grapevan pls", ">\n\nCatherine Zeta Jones, she dips beneath lasers, oh oh oh", ">\n\nShe has entrapped me, and Sean Connery! OH oh OH. OH oh OHhh^hh^h", ">\n\nWhen two pieces of shit get together, there will be a whole lot of stories coming out", ">\n\nThis embarrassing DeSantis campaign ad will be played repeatedly as a hit piece. That was some insane level of bootlicking lol. For one rare moment, I think Trump is speaking the truth. DeSantis absolutely cried in front of him and maybe even got on his knees for an endorsement", ">\n\nI had to go show this to my grandma. She screams about Trump and DeSantis til her voice cracks. She said she’s never wished on anyone’s demise before them. And McConnell. The rage in her 4’11”, 74 year old body is immense.", ">\n\nSounds like you've got one righteous grandma", ">\n\nShe marched her lil ass out in January in DC to march with us during Trump’s inauguration. It was actually my 18th birthday and afterwards we stopped and had Ethiopian for the first time. Her first time trying any African food and she still talks about how much she loves it. She sat with me at a tattoo appointment and afterwards we got pizza and ice cream. I love her. She’s an amazing woman.", ">\n\n\nand afterwards we stopped and had Ethiopian\n\nColumbus Circle? Fantastic places up there", ">\n\nWish I could remember. The place was packed. My grandmother and I sat on the end of the table with the vegetarian platter (since i was vegan) so she mostly ate the veg stuff. It was amazing. There’s a good place up in Tampa (Queen of Sheba) but nowhere near as good as this place was.", ">\n\nHe's probably lying but I wouldn't be surprised if its true. Have you ever seen DeSantis in a debate or outside of his hand-picked media reporters? He's so socially awkward and unstable and has the charisma of a garden slug.", ">\n\nTrue. I have noticed him moving his jaw from side to side in nearly every news conference when someone else is at the podium. Odd.", ">\n\nHe's got some kind of behavioral issue. He was never an appealing candidate, but he's surrounded himself and insulated himself with a core group of very politically savvy extremists that are the ones propelling him forward. He's not the political \"genius\" the media paints him out to be. His handlers are but he's an empty suit being controlled by puppeteers.", ">\n\nThat is actually slightly reassuring for someone not so in the know about him, like myself.", ">\n\nIt shouldn't be though. If you start looking in to his core group of advisors and backers these are some terrifying people.", ">\n\nIn so much as it shows his limitations.", ">\n\nTrue, he has many weaknesses. But they cover for them well.", ">\n\nTrump is desperate to make his opponents look effete to distract from his needing to have his hand held as we walked down a ramp or having to grasp a glass with two small hands or needing the power of the military to help him beat Covid.", ">\n\nCovfefe", ">\n\nHamburder flu", ">\n\nPerpetrated by the radical left gang member known as the “Hamburglar”", ">\n\nRobble robble", ">\n\nLots of self-proclaimed “alpha males” are wrestling with some cognitive dissonance today.", ">\n\nThey'll figure it out after praying to their favorite NFT of the day", ">\n\nDeSantis's response is going to be \"you know what makes me cry? CRT. Please clap.\"", ">\n\nIt was Jeb Bush that said “please clap.”", ">\n\nStandard playbook. Muddy the waters to make your opponent look “just as bad or worse” than you.", ">\n\nOr at least make up enough stories so that sane people with busy lives aren’t sure anymore. It’s what they’ve done for Zelenskyy, Thunberg, and Fauci.\nThat being said I wouldn’t be surprised if Desantis cried.", ">\n\nOn the one hand, Trump claims this any time he tells a story about anyone asking him for anything. \"He came to me with tears in his eyes.\" It's a bizarre piece of rhetoric he employs at every given opportunity. I think he thinks it makes him look magnanimous while simultaneously making the other person look weak. I have doubts that anyone has expressed any emotion in front of the man for less than $50,000 any time in the past 20 years.\nOn the other hand, DeSantis has no heart, can probably cry on command, and will crawl on his hands and knees across broken glass to jerk off a syphilitic stray dog into his own mouth if it means he gets what he wants.", ">\n\nNow thats an awful image!", ">\n\nThank you, I crafted it while taking a dump.", ">\n\nHope Georgia prosecutors doesn't forget the tweet where Trump admitted to interfering in the Florida election to make sure Desantis won.", ">\n\nAnd everybody clapped.", ">\n\nI dunno, I imagine a lot of people cry when they have to interact with him.", ">\n\nDesantis...\"I've seen the pee tape, and it is the most humiliation thing I've ever seen. Donald even got some in his mouth.\"", ">\n\nIt's just DJT pissing up into his own mouth on a bed the Obama's slept on at the Kremlin", ">\n\nTo be fair, getting a close up whiff of scrambled Sudafed and BigMac diaper blowouts tends to make one’s eyes run a bit.", ">\n\nDesantis is garbage. But this story likely isn't true. Trump claims people cry in front of him all the time. Many of those people aren't even real, they are just folks he made up in his head in the moment. \n\"This big guy, some say a former marine, a lot of people are saying it, really big, tough guy, and he came to me, tears in his eyes, and he said 'Mister Trump, you saved my life,' and it's true, I did save his life, I fought next to him in Afghanistan, that's what people are saying, and you know what? Maybe they're right, maybe I did kill 100 terrorists, because I know terrorists, some of them are my friends, and I say to terrorists, stop with that terror, and you know what? They stop. No one else knows terror and anti-terror like I do, just like that marine said.\"", ">\n\nRoflcopter", ">\n\nTrump knows whatever shit he says in the media will be reported like it was fact first and have to be proven false later", ">\n\n\n\"There were tears coming down from his eyes. He said: 'If you endorse me, I'll win,'\" said Trump.\n\nlmao trump couldnt come up with something better than this?", ">\n\nSeriously lol. It has a lot of \"and then everyone clapped\" energy.", ">\n\nWow who's gonna vote for Little Crybaby Ronnie?", ">\n\nWell as hard as it is to say it, I believe Trump this time. He just left out that they cried together, holding each other in a swampy embrace. Their Depends touching each other and their tentacles creep out and conjoin so they may exchange long protein strings.", ">\n\nTrump: [proceeds to unzip pantaloons]", ">\n\n\npantaloons\n\nrich people pants", ">\n\nNo, it’s crazypants. Right there in the name: pant-of-loons.", ">\n\nSuper convincing story, just trust him it's true. He's a business man! How else can he be so rich if not being totally honest? Btw the water pressure sucks in Florida, you have to flush multiple times. Terrible, terrible leader.", ">\n\n“He said ‘Sir…’”", ">\n\nLying liars lie.", ">\n\nBigly.", ">\n\nTrump says ~~Santos~~ DeSantis cried. ~~Santos~~ DeSantis will claim that he didn't. One of these serial liars would be telling the truth. That has never happened before so the universe might just explode out of sheer surprise.\nEdit: wrong idiot", ">\n\nSantos or DeSantis?", ">\n\nTrump is such a beacon of truth and integrity. Add irony here.", ">\n\nPoor Cry Baby DeSantis", ">\n\n‘Big, strong’ men can’t stop crying around President Trump. Just ask him.", ">\n\nTrump is unbelievable. After all these years he still sounds like a hurt 8 year old.", ">\n\nIt's times like this that having no history of telling any kind of truth really doesn't work in his favor, as much as I want to believe this.", ">\n\nLike everything else Trump has said, I’m sure this is 100% true.\nHe never lies, right?", ">\n\nTo try to make a rival look bad? He'd never do that.", ">\n\nWhile calling him sir. Yawn. We get it, Donald.", ">\n\nHe is a cringe factory and totally seems like type to cry for something when he really wants it, like a big baby.", ">\n\nLol. These people suck so bad.", ">\n\nCrying is okay, folks.\nTrump and DeSantis are shit people, but crying is okay.", ">\n\nProbably.... and Donald Trump poops himself and is a traitor.", ">\n\nFact: trump lies about everything. Fact: trump denigrates his opponents. As much as I want to believe this, it’s probably bull shit.", ">\n\nThey’re both liars, but somehow I believe this.", ">\n\nAnd then DJT shit his Depends.", ">\n\nWatching the republican party implode this election cycle is going to be schadenfreude like I’ve never experienced before.", ">\n\nEverything this piece of shit ever says is a lie. So I’m going to happily report that this is definitely more bullshit from this traitor’s mouth.\nThat being said, unfortunately his base will still eat this up. Because:\n-The Traitorous Piece of Shit said it so it must be true.\n-DeathSentence cried.\n-Crying is womanly.\n-DeathSentence is a woman.\n-MAGA MAGA MAGA\nSomewhere right now a group of Qdiots are saying some spaghetti style version of the exact talking points above.", ">\n\nTrump can piss in his pants because he wears absorbent diapers. It is probably a medical condition so he should not be ashamed.", ">\n\n\"He probably didn't even cry when he was a baby, and then he said..SIR!\"", ">\n\nStormy claims trump cried when she laughed at his mushroom dick", ">\n\nI had thought DeSantis was a SEAL, and therefore unlikely to be crying. I checked Wikipedia and found out the was a lawyer for the SEALs, so different. \nThen I read that he got a Bronze Star after his Iraq tour, but then I found out that the Bronze star is typically awarded as an upgrade from a MSM in combat zones. \nSo now I'm thinking that the crying story is totes believable.", ">\n\nSo…. By using logic we come to the conclusion that he made Trump cry, amiright? 😱", ">\n\nThis asshat is so fucking predictable.", ">\n\ndo you mean Desantis crying? Or Trump lying?", ">\n\nAnd called him sir", ">\n\nNext he'll call his wife ugly", ">\n\nOr say that she has secrets about where she worked.\nOr that his dad killed JFK.", ">\n\nNeither of these fascist deserve to be president.", ">\n\nletthemfight.gif", ">\n\nLet them fight. ding ding", ">\n\nLmao, let the feasting begin.", ">\n\nThis I will believe.", ">\n\nI also heard Trump claimed that anytime DeSantis had to open a jar that was too hard to open he came over to Trump's; in tears.", ">\n\nIt's scary how with the GOP's constant appeasement of the Orange Turd, I can actually see this happening. \nIs Trump lying? Most likely. But I can still see it happening.", ">\n\nAnd he's known for his consistent honesty, so I'm sure this happened.", ">\n\nTrump seems to always endorse people who cry in front of him, only to betray him later. Not a great judge of character if you ask me.", ">\n\nLet me guess, he called him 'Sir,' too. \nBuffoon.", ">\n\nHaha, this is where they've gotten to? \"Desantis is a booger-head and cried in front of me!\"", ">\n\nIt’s going to be fascinating to watch the Republican politicians try to take on trump knowing how deranged the base is. They went along with the insanity and even leaned into it like when Ronny D built a toy wall with his kid in the commercial. They must know it’s impossible to reason with these people. I can only imagine what it will look like when the Trump crazies set their sights on destroying DeSantis.", ">\n\nPlease run as an independent. Please.\nHe's the orange kryptonite to that void of charisma hack from Florida.", ">\n\nAs is with everything Donald says \nIt is more than likely Donald cried Infront of Ronald\nHaha Ronald and Donald", ">\n\nAnyone with \"nald\" needs to be blacklisted from politics.", ">\n\nAnyone with gop, conservative or Republicansl too", ">\n\nLet them eat each other, i for one am and will be enjoying the show", ">\n\nWatching two obese men get into a dick measuring contest is rather disturbing.", ">\n\nEspecially without an electron microscope.", ">\n\nKing Ron is too evil to cry. He has ZERO empathy or compassion. I bet he wouldn’t (or didn’t) cry over his own mother dying.", ">\n\nI didn't see any after the hurricanes or the apartment collapse.", ">\n\nDonald Trump can insult DeSantis on every level and watch Ronnie boy go back to kissing Trump's ass. Just like Ted Cruz. \nThe Republican collective lacks a spine since they clearly just accept incivility and childishness as virtues.", ">\n\nPointless article", ">\n\nI hope they both destroy each other. Our country needs a better leader than these two clowns", ">\n\nBegun, the douche wars have.", ">\n\nDude this is fucking hilarious. Let the GOP burn baby burn", ">\n\n\"It was incredible. I was having lunch at Mar-A-Lago and DeSantis walks up to me with tears in his eyes. And he said. You know what he said? He said 'Mister Trump, you're amazing. Everything a man could be. If you endorse me, I'll win. I'll give you anything you want.' And you know what I said? I said 'No way Jose. I'm the big cheese.' And you know what he did? He ran away crying in his little white boots. So sad. So sad.\"", ">\n\nBelievable until he said “Mr trump”.\nIt’s always “Sir” or “Mr President” when the Cheeto relays his big strong man with tears in his eyes stories.", ">\n\nCan you imagine what Republicans are going to release against Trump when he dies and it’s safe to talk?", ">\n\nThis battle between these two would be fucking hilarious if they didn’t have a serious chance of winning." ]

[ "Sooo, this means trump cried in front of someone when seeking endorsement? Putin?", ">\n\nExactly.", ">\n\nWell, now we know exactly who has something over him.", ">\n\nWe do, but we used to, too.", ">\n\nThanks, Mitch.", ">\n\nDonnie DOES love escalators…", ">\n\nSorry for the convenience", ">\n\nI wonder how man times he called Trump \"sir?\"", ">\n\nThis is how it went word for word.\n“Please sir, endorse me sir. How can I be as smart and as good looking as you sir? Or sir, [starts sobbing] you are so wonderful “", ">\n\nDesantis weakly salutes Dear Leader", ">\n\nThe mandatory real-fake cry claim does have Kim-Jong Il vibes.", ">\n\nRed-on-red crime is my favorite kind of crime.", ">\n\nThis one is great hecause half of their base appeal is as tough guys, so telling the nation that one of them was sobbing like a baby in front of the other is a solid move. Now Deathanus has to decide whether to just accept it and be belittled, or start to fight back and fracture the party. 10/10 can’t wait for season finale.", ">\n\nHalf of these guys wouldn’t know the difference between a hatchet and an axe and wouldn’t be able to load and shoot an AR. \nRepublicans in federal government are almost all what they would consider effeminate suburbanites.", ">\n\nIn reality yes. But we know they don’t live there. To them an obese man who wears makeup and lifted shoes while avoiding war because his feet hurt is the epitome of manly.", ">\n\nI love your username. For some reason, that line cracked up my wife and me and we say it all the time.", ">\n\nIt’s so funny how many people get the reference! Workaholics def had its fans but it was never a mainstream smash so it’s crazy how many people recognize one throwaway line from the show!\nNow get in my grapevan pls", ">\n\nCatherine Zeta Jones, she dips beneath lasers, oh oh oh", ">\n\nShe has entrapped me, and Sean Connery! OH oh OH. OH oh OHhh^hh^h", ">\n\nWhen two pieces of shit get together, there will be a whole lot of stories coming out", ">\n\nThis embarrassing DeSantis campaign ad will be played repeatedly as a hit piece. That was some insane level of bootlicking lol. For one rare moment, I think Trump is speaking the truth. DeSantis absolutely cried in front of him and maybe even got on his knees for an endorsement", ">\n\nI had to go show this to my grandma. She screams about Trump and DeSantis til her voice cracks. She said she’s never wished on anyone’s demise before them. And McConnell. The rage in her 4’11”, 74 year old body is immense.", ">\n\nSounds like you've got one righteous grandma", ">\n\nShe marched her lil ass out in January in DC to march with us during Trump’s inauguration. It was actually my 18th birthday and afterwards we stopped and had Ethiopian for the first time. Her first time trying any African food and she still talks about how much she loves it. She sat with me at a tattoo appointment and afterwards we got pizza and ice cream. I love her. She’s an amazing woman.", ">\n\n\nand afterwards we stopped and had Ethiopian\n\nColumbus Circle? Fantastic places up there", ">\n\nWish I could remember. The place was packed. My grandmother and I sat on the end of the table with the vegetarian platter (since i was vegan) so she mostly ate the veg stuff. It was amazing. There’s a good place up in Tampa (Queen of Sheba) but nowhere near as good as this place was.", ">\n\nHe's probably lying but I wouldn't be surprised if its true. Have you ever seen DeSantis in a debate or outside of his hand-picked media reporters? He's so socially awkward and unstable and has the charisma of a garden slug.", ">\n\nTrue. I have noticed him moving his jaw from side to side in nearly every news conference when someone else is at the podium. Odd.", ">\n\nHe's got some kind of behavioral issue. He was never an appealing candidate, but he's surrounded himself and insulated himself with a core group of very politically savvy extremists that are the ones propelling him forward. He's not the political \"genius\" the media paints him out to be. His handlers are but he's an empty suit being controlled by puppeteers.", ">\n\nThat is actually slightly reassuring for someone not so in the know about him, like myself.", ">\n\nIt shouldn't be though. If you start looking in to his core group of advisors and backers these are some terrifying people.", ">\n\nIn so much as it shows his limitations.", ">\n\nTrue, he has many weaknesses. But they cover for them well.", ">\n\nTrump is desperate to make his opponents look effete to distract from his needing to have his hand held as we walked down a ramp or having to grasp a glass with two small hands or needing the power of the military to help him beat Covid.", ">\n\nCovfefe", ">\n\nHamburder flu", ">\n\nPerpetrated by the radical left gang member known as the “Hamburglar”", ">\n\nRobble robble", ">\n\nLots of self-proclaimed “alpha males” are wrestling with some cognitive dissonance today.", ">\n\nThey'll figure it out after praying to their favorite NFT of the day", ">\n\nDeSantis's response is going to be \"you know what makes me cry? CRT. Please clap.\"", ">\n\nIt was Jeb Bush that said “please clap.”", ">\n\nStandard playbook. Muddy the waters to make your opponent look “just as bad or worse” than you.", ">\n\nOr at least make up enough stories so that sane people with busy lives aren’t sure anymore. It’s what they’ve done for Zelenskyy, Thunberg, and Fauci.\nThat being said I wouldn’t be surprised if Desantis cried.", ">\n\nOn the one hand, Trump claims this any time he tells a story about anyone asking him for anything. \"He came to me with tears in his eyes.\" It's a bizarre piece of rhetoric he employs at every given opportunity. I think he thinks it makes him look magnanimous while simultaneously making the other person look weak. I have doubts that anyone has expressed any emotion in front of the man for less than $50,000 any time in the past 20 years.\nOn the other hand, DeSantis has no heart, can probably cry on command, and will crawl on his hands and knees across broken glass to jerk off a syphilitic stray dog into his own mouth if it means he gets what he wants.", ">\n\nNow thats an awful image!", ">\n\nThank you, I crafted it while taking a dump.", ">\n\nHope Georgia prosecutors doesn't forget the tweet where Trump admitted to interfering in the Florida election to make sure Desantis won.", ">\n\nAnd everybody clapped.", ">\n\nI dunno, I imagine a lot of people cry when they have to interact with him.", ">\n\nDesantis...\"I've seen the pee tape, and it is the most humiliation thing I've ever seen. Donald even got some in his mouth.\"", ">\n\nIt's just DJT pissing up into his own mouth on a bed the Obama's slept on at the Kremlin", ">\n\nTo be fair, getting a close up whiff of scrambled Sudafed and BigMac diaper blowouts tends to make one’s eyes run a bit.", ">\n\nDesantis is garbage. But this story likely isn't true. Trump claims people cry in front of him all the time. Many of those people aren't even real, they are just folks he made up in his head in the moment. \n\"This big guy, some say a former marine, a lot of people are saying it, really big, tough guy, and he came to me, tears in his eyes, and he said 'Mister Trump, you saved my life,' and it's true, I did save his life, I fought next to him in Afghanistan, that's what people are saying, and you know what? Maybe they're right, maybe I did kill 100 terrorists, because I know terrorists, some of them are my friends, and I say to terrorists, stop with that terror, and you know what? They stop. No one else knows terror and anti-terror like I do, just like that marine said.\"", ">\n\nRoflcopter", ">\n\nTrump knows whatever shit he says in the media will be reported like it was fact first and have to be proven false later", ">\n\n\n\"There were tears coming down from his eyes. He said: 'If you endorse me, I'll win,'\" said Trump.\n\nlmao trump couldnt come up with something better than this?", ">\n\nSeriously lol. It has a lot of \"and then everyone clapped\" energy.", ">\n\nWow who's gonna vote for Little Crybaby Ronnie?", ">\n\nWell as hard as it is to say it, I believe Trump this time. He just left out that they cried together, holding each other in a swampy embrace. Their Depends touching each other and their tentacles creep out and conjoin so they may exchange long protein strings.", ">\n\nTrump: [proceeds to unzip pantaloons]", ">\n\n\npantaloons\n\nrich people pants", ">\n\nNo, it’s crazypants. Right there in the name: pant-of-loons.", ">\n\nSuper convincing story, just trust him it's true. He's a business man! How else can he be so rich if not being totally honest? Btw the water pressure sucks in Florida, you have to flush multiple times. Terrible, terrible leader.", ">\n\n“He said ‘Sir…’”", ">\n\nLying liars lie.", ">\n\nBigly.", ">\n\nTrump says ~~Santos~~ DeSantis cried. ~~Santos~~ DeSantis will claim that he didn't. One of these serial liars would be telling the truth. That has never happened before so the universe might just explode out of sheer surprise.\nEdit: wrong idiot", ">\n\nSantos or DeSantis?", ">\n\nTrump is such a beacon of truth and integrity. Add irony here.", ">\n\nPoor Cry Baby DeSantis", ">\n\n‘Big, strong’ men can’t stop crying around President Trump. Just ask him.", ">\n\nTrump is unbelievable. After all these years he still sounds like a hurt 8 year old.", ">\n\nIt's times like this that having no history of telling any kind of truth really doesn't work in his favor, as much as I want to believe this.", ">\n\nLike everything else Trump has said, I’m sure this is 100% true.\nHe never lies, right?", ">\n\nTo try to make a rival look bad? He'd never do that.", ">\n\nWhile calling him sir. Yawn. We get it, Donald.", ">\n\nHe is a cringe factory and totally seems like type to cry for something when he really wants it, like a big baby.", ">\n\nLol. These people suck so bad.", ">\n\nCrying is okay, folks.\nTrump and DeSantis are shit people, but crying is okay.", ">\n\nProbably.... and Donald Trump poops himself and is a traitor.", ">\n\nFact: trump lies about everything. Fact: trump denigrates his opponents. As much as I want to believe this, it’s probably bull shit.", ">\n\nThey’re both liars, but somehow I believe this.", ">\n\nAnd then DJT shit his Depends.", ">\n\nWatching the republican party implode this election cycle is going to be schadenfreude like I’ve never experienced before.", ">\n\nEverything this piece of shit ever says is a lie. So I’m going to happily report that this is definitely more bullshit from this traitor’s mouth.\nThat being said, unfortunately his base will still eat this up. Because:\n-The Traitorous Piece of Shit said it so it must be true.\n-DeathSentence cried.\n-Crying is womanly.\n-DeathSentence is a woman.\n-MAGA MAGA MAGA\nSomewhere right now a group of Qdiots are saying some spaghetti style version of the exact talking points above.", ">\n\nTrump can piss in his pants because he wears absorbent diapers. It is probably a medical condition so he should not be ashamed.", ">\n\n\"He probably didn't even cry when he was a baby, and then he said..SIR!\"", ">\n\nStormy claims trump cried when she laughed at his mushroom dick", ">\n\nI had thought DeSantis was a SEAL, and therefore unlikely to be crying. I checked Wikipedia and found out the was a lawyer for the SEALs, so different. \nThen I read that he got a Bronze Star after his Iraq tour, but then I found out that the Bronze star is typically awarded as an upgrade from a MSM in combat zones. \nSo now I'm thinking that the crying story is totes believable.", ">\n\nSo…. By using logic we come to the conclusion that he made Trump cry, amiright? 😱", ">\n\nThis asshat is so fucking predictable.", ">\n\ndo you mean Desantis crying? Or Trump lying?", ">\n\nAnd called him sir", ">\n\nNext he'll call his wife ugly", ">\n\nOr say that she has secrets about where she worked.\nOr that his dad killed JFK.", ">\n\nNeither of these fascist deserve to be president.", ">\n\nletthemfight.gif", ">\n\nLet them fight. ding ding", ">\n\nLmao, let the feasting begin.", ">\n\nThis I will believe.", ">\n\nI also heard Trump claimed that anytime DeSantis had to open a jar that was too hard to open he came over to Trump's; in tears.", ">\n\nIt's scary how with the GOP's constant appeasement of the Orange Turd, I can actually see this happening. \nIs Trump lying? Most likely. But I can still see it happening.", ">\n\nAnd he's known for his consistent honesty, so I'm sure this happened.", ">\n\nTrump seems to always endorse people who cry in front of him, only to betray him later. Not a great judge of character if you ask me.", ">\n\nLet me guess, he called him 'Sir,' too. \nBuffoon.", ">\n\nHaha, this is where they've gotten to? \"Desantis is a booger-head and cried in front of me!\"", ">\n\nIt’s going to be fascinating to watch the Republican politicians try to take on trump knowing how deranged the base is. They went along with the insanity and even leaned into it like when Ronny D built a toy wall with his kid in the commercial. They must know it’s impossible to reason with these people. I can only imagine what it will look like when the Trump crazies set their sights on destroying DeSantis.", ">\n\nPlease run as an independent. Please.\nHe's the orange kryptonite to that void of charisma hack from Florida.", ">\n\nAs is with everything Donald says \nIt is more than likely Donald cried Infront of Ronald\nHaha Ronald and Donald", ">\n\nAnyone with \"nald\" needs to be blacklisted from politics.", ">\n\nAnyone with gop, conservative or Republicansl too", ">\n\nLet them eat each other, i for one am and will be enjoying the show", ">\n\nWatching two obese men get into a dick measuring contest is rather disturbing.", ">\n\nEspecially without an electron microscope.", ">\n\nKing Ron is too evil to cry. He has ZERO empathy or compassion. I bet he wouldn’t (or didn’t) cry over his own mother dying.", ">\n\nI didn't see any after the hurricanes or the apartment collapse.", ">\n\nDonald Trump can insult DeSantis on every level and watch Ronnie boy go back to kissing Trump's ass. Just like Ted Cruz. \nThe Republican collective lacks a spine since they clearly just accept incivility and childishness as virtues.", ">\n\nPointless article", ">\n\nI hope they both destroy each other. Our country needs a better leader than these two clowns", ">\n\nBegun, the douche wars have.", ">\n\nDude this is fucking hilarious. Let the GOP burn baby burn", ">\n\n\"It was incredible. I was having lunch at Mar-A-Lago and DeSantis walks up to me with tears in his eyes. And he said. You know what he said? He said 'Mister Trump, you're amazing. Everything a man could be. If you endorse me, I'll win. I'll give you anything you want.' And you know what I said? I said 'No way Jose. I'm the big cheese.' And you know what he did? He ran away crying in his little white boots. So sad. So sad.\"", ">\n\nBelievable until he said “Mr trump”.\nIt’s always “Sir” or “Mr President” when the Cheeto relays his big strong man with tears in his eyes stories.", ">\n\nCan you imagine what Republicans are going to release against Trump when he dies and it’s safe to talk?", ">\n\nThis battle between these two would be fucking hilarious if they didn’t have a serious chance of winning.", ">\n\nWho cares what he says. Hey media, just ignore him and report when he's convicted pretty please." ]

[ "Sooo, this means trump cried in front of someone when seeking endorsement? Putin?", ">\n\nExactly.", ">\n\nWell, now we know exactly who has something over him.", ">\n\nWe do, but we used to, too.", ">\n\nThanks, Mitch.", ">\n\nDonnie DOES love escalators…", ">\n\nSorry for the convenience", ">\n\nI wonder how man times he called Trump \"sir?\"", ">\n\nThis is how it went word for word.\n“Please sir, endorse me sir. How can I be as smart and as good looking as you sir? Or sir, [starts sobbing] you are so wonderful “", ">\n\nDesantis weakly salutes Dear Leader", ">\n\nThe mandatory real-fake cry claim does have Kim-Jong Il vibes.", ">\n\nRed-on-red crime is my favorite kind of crime.", ">\n\nThis one is great hecause half of their base appeal is as tough guys, so telling the nation that one of them was sobbing like a baby in front of the other is a solid move. Now Deathanus has to decide whether to just accept it and be belittled, or start to fight back and fracture the party. 10/10 can’t wait for season finale.", ">\n\nHalf of these guys wouldn’t know the difference between a hatchet and an axe and wouldn’t be able to load and shoot an AR. \nRepublicans in federal government are almost all what they would consider effeminate suburbanites.", ">\n\nIn reality yes. But we know they don’t live there. To them an obese man who wears makeup and lifted shoes while avoiding war because his feet hurt is the epitome of manly.", ">\n\nI love your username. For some reason, that line cracked up my wife and me and we say it all the time.", ">\n\nIt’s so funny how many people get the reference! Workaholics def had its fans but it was never a mainstream smash so it’s crazy how many people recognize one throwaway line from the show!\nNow get in my grapevan pls", ">\n\nCatherine Zeta Jones, she dips beneath lasers, oh oh oh", ">\n\nShe has entrapped me, and Sean Connery! OH oh OH. OH oh OHhh^hh^h", ">\n\nWhen two pieces of shit get together, there will be a whole lot of stories coming out", ">\n\nThis embarrassing DeSantis campaign ad will be played repeatedly as a hit piece. That was some insane level of bootlicking lol. For one rare moment, I think Trump is speaking the truth. DeSantis absolutely cried in front of him and maybe even got on his knees for an endorsement", ">\n\nI had to go show this to my grandma. She screams about Trump and DeSantis til her voice cracks. She said she’s never wished on anyone’s demise before them. And McConnell. The rage in her 4’11”, 74 year old body is immense.", ">\n\nSounds like you've got one righteous grandma", ">\n\nShe marched her lil ass out in January in DC to march with us during Trump’s inauguration. It was actually my 18th birthday and afterwards we stopped and had Ethiopian for the first time. Her first time trying any African food and she still talks about how much she loves it. She sat with me at a tattoo appointment and afterwards we got pizza and ice cream. I love her. She’s an amazing woman.", ">\n\n\nand afterwards we stopped and had Ethiopian\n\nColumbus Circle? Fantastic places up there", ">\n\nWish I could remember. The place was packed. My grandmother and I sat on the end of the table with the vegetarian platter (since i was vegan) so she mostly ate the veg stuff. It was amazing. There’s a good place up in Tampa (Queen of Sheba) but nowhere near as good as this place was.", ">\n\nHe's probably lying but I wouldn't be surprised if its true. Have you ever seen DeSantis in a debate or outside of his hand-picked media reporters? He's so socially awkward and unstable and has the charisma of a garden slug.", ">\n\nTrue. I have noticed him moving his jaw from side to side in nearly every news conference when someone else is at the podium. Odd.", ">\n\nHe's got some kind of behavioral issue. He was never an appealing candidate, but he's surrounded himself and insulated himself with a core group of very politically savvy extremists that are the ones propelling him forward. He's not the political \"genius\" the media paints him out to be. His handlers are but he's an empty suit being controlled by puppeteers.", ">\n\nThat is actually slightly reassuring for someone not so in the know about him, like myself.", ">\n\nIt shouldn't be though. If you start looking in to his core group of advisors and backers these are some terrifying people.", ">\n\nIn so much as it shows his limitations.", ">\n\nTrue, he has many weaknesses. But they cover for them well.", ">\n\nTrump is desperate to make his opponents look effete to distract from his needing to have his hand held as we walked down a ramp or having to grasp a glass with two small hands or needing the power of the military to help him beat Covid.", ">\n\nCovfefe", ">\n\nHamburder flu", ">\n\nPerpetrated by the radical left gang member known as the “Hamburglar”", ">\n\nRobble robble", ">\n\nLots of self-proclaimed “alpha males” are wrestling with some cognitive dissonance today.", ">\n\nThey'll figure it out after praying to their favorite NFT of the day", ">\n\nDeSantis's response is going to be \"you know what makes me cry? CRT. Please clap.\"", ">\n\nIt was Jeb Bush that said “please clap.”", ">\n\nStandard playbook. Muddy the waters to make your opponent look “just as bad or worse” than you.", ">\n\nOr at least make up enough stories so that sane people with busy lives aren’t sure anymore. It’s what they’ve done for Zelenskyy, Thunberg, and Fauci.\nThat being said I wouldn’t be surprised if Desantis cried.", ">\n\nOn the one hand, Trump claims this any time he tells a story about anyone asking him for anything. \"He came to me with tears in his eyes.\" It's a bizarre piece of rhetoric he employs at every given opportunity. I think he thinks it makes him look magnanimous while simultaneously making the other person look weak. I have doubts that anyone has expressed any emotion in front of the man for less than $50,000 any time in the past 20 years.\nOn the other hand, DeSantis has no heart, can probably cry on command, and will crawl on his hands and knees across broken glass to jerk off a syphilitic stray dog into his own mouth if it means he gets what he wants.", ">\n\nNow thats an awful image!", ">\n\nThank you, I crafted it while taking a dump.", ">\n\nHope Georgia prosecutors doesn't forget the tweet where Trump admitted to interfering in the Florida election to make sure Desantis won.", ">\n\nAnd everybody clapped.", ">\n\nI dunno, I imagine a lot of people cry when they have to interact with him.", ">\n\nDesantis...\"I've seen the pee tape, and it is the most humiliation thing I've ever seen. Donald even got some in his mouth.\"", ">\n\nIt's just DJT pissing up into his own mouth on a bed the Obama's slept on at the Kremlin", ">\n\nTo be fair, getting a close up whiff of scrambled Sudafed and BigMac diaper blowouts tends to make one’s eyes run a bit.", ">\n\nDesantis is garbage. But this story likely isn't true. Trump claims people cry in front of him all the time. Many of those people aren't even real, they are just folks he made up in his head in the moment. \n\"This big guy, some say a former marine, a lot of people are saying it, really big, tough guy, and he came to me, tears in his eyes, and he said 'Mister Trump, you saved my life,' and it's true, I did save his life, I fought next to him in Afghanistan, that's what people are saying, and you know what? Maybe they're right, maybe I did kill 100 terrorists, because I know terrorists, some of them are my friends, and I say to terrorists, stop with that terror, and you know what? They stop. No one else knows terror and anti-terror like I do, just like that marine said.\"", ">\n\nRoflcopter", ">\n\nTrump knows whatever shit he says in the media will be reported like it was fact first and have to be proven false later", ">\n\n\n\"There were tears coming down from his eyes. He said: 'If you endorse me, I'll win,'\" said Trump.\n\nlmao trump couldnt come up with something better than this?", ">\n\nSeriously lol. It has a lot of \"and then everyone clapped\" energy.", ">\n\nWow who's gonna vote for Little Crybaby Ronnie?", ">\n\nWell as hard as it is to say it, I believe Trump this time. He just left out that they cried together, holding each other in a swampy embrace. Their Depends touching each other and their tentacles creep out and conjoin so they may exchange long protein strings.", ">\n\nTrump: [proceeds to unzip pantaloons]", ">\n\n\npantaloons\n\nrich people pants", ">\n\nNo, it’s crazypants. Right there in the name: pant-of-loons.", ">\n\nSuper convincing story, just trust him it's true. He's a business man! How else can he be so rich if not being totally honest? Btw the water pressure sucks in Florida, you have to flush multiple times. Terrible, terrible leader.", ">\n\n“He said ‘Sir…’”", ">\n\nLying liars lie.", ">\n\nBigly.", ">\n\nTrump says ~~Santos~~ DeSantis cried. ~~Santos~~ DeSantis will claim that he didn't. One of these serial liars would be telling the truth. That has never happened before so the universe might just explode out of sheer surprise.\nEdit: wrong idiot", ">\n\nSantos or DeSantis?", ">\n\nTrump is such a beacon of truth and integrity. Add irony here.", ">\n\nPoor Cry Baby DeSantis", ">\n\n‘Big, strong’ men can’t stop crying around President Trump. Just ask him.", ">\n\nTrump is unbelievable. After all these years he still sounds like a hurt 8 year old.", ">\n\nIt's times like this that having no history of telling any kind of truth really doesn't work in his favor, as much as I want to believe this.", ">\n\nLike everything else Trump has said, I’m sure this is 100% true.\nHe never lies, right?", ">\n\nTo try to make a rival look bad? He'd never do that.", ">\n\nWhile calling him sir. Yawn. We get it, Donald.", ">\n\nHe is a cringe factory and totally seems like type to cry for something when he really wants it, like a big baby.", ">\n\nLol. These people suck so bad.", ">\n\nCrying is okay, folks.\nTrump and DeSantis are shit people, but crying is okay.", ">\n\nProbably.... and Donald Trump poops himself and is a traitor.", ">\n\nFact: trump lies about everything. Fact: trump denigrates his opponents. As much as I want to believe this, it’s probably bull shit.", ">\n\nThey’re both liars, but somehow I believe this.", ">\n\nAnd then DJT shit his Depends.", ">\n\nWatching the republican party implode this election cycle is going to be schadenfreude like I’ve never experienced before.", ">\n\nEverything this piece of shit ever says is a lie. So I’m going to happily report that this is definitely more bullshit from this traitor’s mouth.\nThat being said, unfortunately his base will still eat this up. Because:\n-The Traitorous Piece of Shit said it so it must be true.\n-DeathSentence cried.\n-Crying is womanly.\n-DeathSentence is a woman.\n-MAGA MAGA MAGA\nSomewhere right now a group of Qdiots are saying some spaghetti style version of the exact talking points above.", ">\n\nTrump can piss in his pants because he wears absorbent diapers. It is probably a medical condition so he should not be ashamed.", ">\n\n\"He probably didn't even cry when he was a baby, and then he said..SIR!\"", ">\n\nStormy claims trump cried when she laughed at his mushroom dick", ">\n\nI had thought DeSantis was a SEAL, and therefore unlikely to be crying. I checked Wikipedia and found out the was a lawyer for the SEALs, so different. \nThen I read that he got a Bronze Star after his Iraq tour, but then I found out that the Bronze star is typically awarded as an upgrade from a MSM in combat zones. \nSo now I'm thinking that the crying story is totes believable.", ">\n\nSo…. By using logic we come to the conclusion that he made Trump cry, amiright? 😱", ">\n\nThis asshat is so fucking predictable.", ">\n\ndo you mean Desantis crying? Or Trump lying?", ">\n\nAnd called him sir", ">\n\nNext he'll call his wife ugly", ">\n\nOr say that she has secrets about where she worked.\nOr that his dad killed JFK.", ">\n\nNeither of these fascist deserve to be president.", ">\n\nletthemfight.gif", ">\n\nLet them fight. ding ding", ">\n\nLmao, let the feasting begin.", ">\n\nThis I will believe.", ">\n\nI also heard Trump claimed that anytime DeSantis had to open a jar that was too hard to open he came over to Trump's; in tears.", ">\n\nIt's scary how with the GOP's constant appeasement of the Orange Turd, I can actually see this happening. \nIs Trump lying? Most likely. But I can still see it happening.", ">\n\nAnd he's known for his consistent honesty, so I'm sure this happened.", ">\n\nTrump seems to always endorse people who cry in front of him, only to betray him later. Not a great judge of character if you ask me.", ">\n\nLet me guess, he called him 'Sir,' too. \nBuffoon.", ">\n\nHaha, this is where they've gotten to? \"Desantis is a booger-head and cried in front of me!\"", ">\n\nIt’s going to be fascinating to watch the Republican politicians try to take on trump knowing how deranged the base is. They went along with the insanity and even leaned into it like when Ronny D built a toy wall with his kid in the commercial. They must know it’s impossible to reason with these people. I can only imagine what it will look like when the Trump crazies set their sights on destroying DeSantis.", ">\n\nPlease run as an independent. Please.\nHe's the orange kryptonite to that void of charisma hack from Florida.", ">\n\nAs is with everything Donald says \nIt is more than likely Donald cried Infront of Ronald\nHaha Ronald and Donald", ">\n\nAnyone with \"nald\" needs to be blacklisted from politics.", ">\n\nAnyone with gop, conservative or Republicansl too", ">\n\nLet them eat each other, i for one am and will be enjoying the show", ">\n\nWatching two obese men get into a dick measuring contest is rather disturbing.", ">\n\nEspecially without an electron microscope.", ">\n\nKing Ron is too evil to cry. He has ZERO empathy or compassion. I bet he wouldn’t (or didn’t) cry over his own mother dying.", ">\n\nI didn't see any after the hurricanes or the apartment collapse.", ">\n\nDonald Trump can insult DeSantis on every level and watch Ronnie boy go back to kissing Trump's ass. Just like Ted Cruz. \nThe Republican collective lacks a spine since they clearly just accept incivility and childishness as virtues.", ">\n\nPointless article", ">\n\nI hope they both destroy each other. Our country needs a better leader than these two clowns", ">\n\nBegun, the douche wars have.", ">\n\nDude this is fucking hilarious. Let the GOP burn baby burn", ">\n\n\"It was incredible. I was having lunch at Mar-A-Lago and DeSantis walks up to me with tears in his eyes. And he said. You know what he said? He said 'Mister Trump, you're amazing. Everything a man could be. If you endorse me, I'll win. I'll give you anything you want.' And you know what I said? I said 'No way Jose. I'm the big cheese.' And you know what he did? He ran away crying in his little white boots. So sad. So sad.\"", ">\n\nBelievable until he said “Mr trump”.\nIt’s always “Sir” or “Mr President” when the Cheeto relays his big strong man with tears in his eyes stories.", ">\n\nCan you imagine what Republicans are going to release against Trump when he dies and it’s safe to talk?", ">\n\nThis battle between these two would be fucking hilarious if they didn’t have a serious chance of winning.", ">\n\nWho cares what he says. Hey media, just ignore him and report when he's convicted pretty please.", ">\n\nAs weak as Trump is right now, he knows how to put the hurt on competing right-wing grifters." ]

[ "Sooo, this means trump cried in front of someone when seeking endorsement? Putin?", ">\n\nExactly.", ">\n\nWell, now we know exactly who has something over him.", ">\n\nWe do, but we used to, too.", ">\n\nThanks, Mitch.", ">\n\nDonnie DOES love escalators…", ">\n\nSorry for the convenience", ">\n\nI wonder how man times he called Trump \"sir?\"", ">\n\nThis is how it went word for word.\n“Please sir, endorse me sir. How can I be as smart and as good looking as you sir? Or sir, [starts sobbing] you are so wonderful “", ">\n\nDesantis weakly salutes Dear Leader", ">\n\nThe mandatory real-fake cry claim does have Kim-Jong Il vibes.", ">\n\nRed-on-red crime is my favorite kind of crime.", ">\n\nThis one is great hecause half of their base appeal is as tough guys, so telling the nation that one of them was sobbing like a baby in front of the other is a solid move. Now Deathanus has to decide whether to just accept it and be belittled, or start to fight back and fracture the party. 10/10 can’t wait for season finale.", ">\n\nHalf of these guys wouldn’t know the difference between a hatchet and an axe and wouldn’t be able to load and shoot an AR. \nRepublicans in federal government are almost all what they would consider effeminate suburbanites.", ">\n\nIn reality yes. But we know they don’t live there. To them an obese man who wears makeup and lifted shoes while avoiding war because his feet hurt is the epitome of manly.", ">\n\nI love your username. For some reason, that line cracked up my wife and me and we say it all the time.", ">\n\nIt’s so funny how many people get the reference! Workaholics def had its fans but it was never a mainstream smash so it’s crazy how many people recognize one throwaway line from the show!\nNow get in my grapevan pls", ">\n\nCatherine Zeta Jones, she dips beneath lasers, oh oh oh", ">\n\nShe has entrapped me, and Sean Connery! OH oh OH. OH oh OHhh^hh^h", ">\n\nWhen two pieces of shit get together, there will be a whole lot of stories coming out", ">\n\nThis embarrassing DeSantis campaign ad will be played repeatedly as a hit piece. That was some insane level of bootlicking lol. For one rare moment, I think Trump is speaking the truth. DeSantis absolutely cried in front of him and maybe even got on his knees for an endorsement", ">\n\nI had to go show this to my grandma. She screams about Trump and DeSantis til her voice cracks. She said she’s never wished on anyone’s demise before them. And McConnell. The rage in her 4’11”, 74 year old body is immense.", ">\n\nSounds like you've got one righteous grandma", ">\n\nShe marched her lil ass out in January in DC to march with us during Trump’s inauguration. It was actually my 18th birthday and afterwards we stopped and had Ethiopian for the first time. Her first time trying any African food and she still talks about how much she loves it. She sat with me at a tattoo appointment and afterwards we got pizza and ice cream. I love her. She’s an amazing woman.", ">\n\n\nand afterwards we stopped and had Ethiopian\n\nColumbus Circle? Fantastic places up there", ">\n\nWish I could remember. The place was packed. My grandmother and I sat on the end of the table with the vegetarian platter (since i was vegan) so she mostly ate the veg stuff. It was amazing. There’s a good place up in Tampa (Queen of Sheba) but nowhere near as good as this place was.", ">\n\nHe's probably lying but I wouldn't be surprised if its true. Have you ever seen DeSantis in a debate or outside of his hand-picked media reporters? He's so socially awkward and unstable and has the charisma of a garden slug.", ">\n\nTrue. I have noticed him moving his jaw from side to side in nearly every news conference when someone else is at the podium. Odd.", ">\n\nHe's got some kind of behavioral issue. He was never an appealing candidate, but he's surrounded himself and insulated himself with a core group of very politically savvy extremists that are the ones propelling him forward. He's not the political \"genius\" the media paints him out to be. His handlers are but he's an empty suit being controlled by puppeteers.", ">\n\nThat is actually slightly reassuring for someone not so in the know about him, like myself.", ">\n\nIt shouldn't be though. If you start looking in to his core group of advisors and backers these are some terrifying people.", ">\n\nIn so much as it shows his limitations.", ">\n\nTrue, he has many weaknesses. But they cover for them well.", ">\n\nTrump is desperate to make his opponents look effete to distract from his needing to have his hand held as we walked down a ramp or having to grasp a glass with two small hands or needing the power of the military to help him beat Covid.", ">\n\nCovfefe", ">\n\nHamburder flu", ">\n\nPerpetrated by the radical left gang member known as the “Hamburglar”", ">\n\nRobble robble", ">\n\nLots of self-proclaimed “alpha males” are wrestling with some cognitive dissonance today.", ">\n\nThey'll figure it out after praying to their favorite NFT of the day", ">\n\nDeSantis's response is going to be \"you know what makes me cry? CRT. Please clap.\"", ">\n\nIt was Jeb Bush that said “please clap.”", ">\n\nStandard playbook. Muddy the waters to make your opponent look “just as bad or worse” than you.", ">\n\nOr at least make up enough stories so that sane people with busy lives aren’t sure anymore. It’s what they’ve done for Zelenskyy, Thunberg, and Fauci.\nThat being said I wouldn’t be surprised if Desantis cried.", ">\n\nOn the one hand, Trump claims this any time he tells a story about anyone asking him for anything. \"He came to me with tears in his eyes.\" It's a bizarre piece of rhetoric he employs at every given opportunity. I think he thinks it makes him look magnanimous while simultaneously making the other person look weak. I have doubts that anyone has expressed any emotion in front of the man for less than $50,000 any time in the past 20 years.\nOn the other hand, DeSantis has no heart, can probably cry on command, and will crawl on his hands and knees across broken glass to jerk off a syphilitic stray dog into his own mouth if it means he gets what he wants.", ">\n\nNow thats an awful image!", ">\n\nThank you, I crafted it while taking a dump.", ">\n\nHope Georgia prosecutors doesn't forget the tweet where Trump admitted to interfering in the Florida election to make sure Desantis won.", ">\n\nAnd everybody clapped.", ">\n\nI dunno, I imagine a lot of people cry when they have to interact with him.", ">\n\nDesantis...\"I've seen the pee tape, and it is the most humiliation thing I've ever seen. Donald even got some in his mouth.\"", ">\n\nIt's just DJT pissing up into his own mouth on a bed the Obama's slept on at the Kremlin", ">\n\nTo be fair, getting a close up whiff of scrambled Sudafed and BigMac diaper blowouts tends to make one’s eyes run a bit.", ">\n\nDesantis is garbage. But this story likely isn't true. Trump claims people cry in front of him all the time. Many of those people aren't even real, they are just folks he made up in his head in the moment. \n\"This big guy, some say a former marine, a lot of people are saying it, really big, tough guy, and he came to me, tears in his eyes, and he said 'Mister Trump, you saved my life,' and it's true, I did save his life, I fought next to him in Afghanistan, that's what people are saying, and you know what? Maybe they're right, maybe I did kill 100 terrorists, because I know terrorists, some of them are my friends, and I say to terrorists, stop with that terror, and you know what? They stop. No one else knows terror and anti-terror like I do, just like that marine said.\"", ">\n\nRoflcopter", ">\n\nTrump knows whatever shit he says in the media will be reported like it was fact first and have to be proven false later", ">\n\n\n\"There were tears coming down from his eyes. He said: 'If you endorse me, I'll win,'\" said Trump.\n\nlmao trump couldnt come up with something better than this?", ">\n\nSeriously lol. It has a lot of \"and then everyone clapped\" energy.", ">\n\nWow who's gonna vote for Little Crybaby Ronnie?", ">\n\nWell as hard as it is to say it, I believe Trump this time. He just left out that they cried together, holding each other in a swampy embrace. Their Depends touching each other and their tentacles creep out and conjoin so they may exchange long protein strings.", ">\n\nTrump: [proceeds to unzip pantaloons]", ">\n\n\npantaloons\n\nrich people pants", ">\n\nNo, it’s crazypants. Right there in the name: pant-of-loons.", ">\n\nSuper convincing story, just trust him it's true. He's a business man! How else can he be so rich if not being totally honest? Btw the water pressure sucks in Florida, you have to flush multiple times. Terrible, terrible leader.", ">\n\n“He said ‘Sir…’”", ">\n\nLying liars lie.", ">\n\nBigly.", ">\n\nTrump says ~~Santos~~ DeSantis cried. ~~Santos~~ DeSantis will claim that he didn't. One of these serial liars would be telling the truth. That has never happened before so the universe might just explode out of sheer surprise.\nEdit: wrong idiot", ">\n\nSantos or DeSantis?", ">\n\nTrump is such a beacon of truth and integrity. Add irony here.", ">\n\nPoor Cry Baby DeSantis", ">\n\n‘Big, strong’ men can’t stop crying around President Trump. Just ask him.", ">\n\nTrump is unbelievable. After all these years he still sounds like a hurt 8 year old.", ">\n\nIt's times like this that having no history of telling any kind of truth really doesn't work in his favor, as much as I want to believe this.", ">\n\nLike everything else Trump has said, I’m sure this is 100% true.\nHe never lies, right?", ">\n\nTo try to make a rival look bad? He'd never do that.", ">\n\nWhile calling him sir. Yawn. We get it, Donald.", ">\n\nHe is a cringe factory and totally seems like type to cry for something when he really wants it, like a big baby.", ">\n\nLol. These people suck so bad.", ">\n\nCrying is okay, folks.\nTrump and DeSantis are shit people, but crying is okay.", ">\n\nProbably.... and Donald Trump poops himself and is a traitor.", ">\n\nFact: trump lies about everything. Fact: trump denigrates his opponents. As much as I want to believe this, it’s probably bull shit.", ">\n\nThey’re both liars, but somehow I believe this.", ">\n\nAnd then DJT shit his Depends.", ">\n\nWatching the republican party implode this election cycle is going to be schadenfreude like I’ve never experienced before.", ">\n\nEverything this piece of shit ever says is a lie. So I’m going to happily report that this is definitely more bullshit from this traitor’s mouth.\nThat being said, unfortunately his base will still eat this up. Because:\n-The Traitorous Piece of Shit said it so it must be true.\n-DeathSentence cried.\n-Crying is womanly.\n-DeathSentence is a woman.\n-MAGA MAGA MAGA\nSomewhere right now a group of Qdiots are saying some spaghetti style version of the exact talking points above.", ">\n\nTrump can piss in his pants because he wears absorbent diapers. It is probably a medical condition so he should not be ashamed.", ">\n\n\"He probably didn't even cry when he was a baby, and then he said..SIR!\"", ">\n\nStormy claims trump cried when she laughed at his mushroom dick", ">\n\nI had thought DeSantis was a SEAL, and therefore unlikely to be crying. I checked Wikipedia and found out the was a lawyer for the SEALs, so different. \nThen I read that he got a Bronze Star after his Iraq tour, but then I found out that the Bronze star is typically awarded as an upgrade from a MSM in combat zones. \nSo now I'm thinking that the crying story is totes believable.", ">\n\nSo…. By using logic we come to the conclusion that he made Trump cry, amiright? 😱", ">\n\nThis asshat is so fucking predictable.", ">\n\ndo you mean Desantis crying? Or Trump lying?", ">\n\nAnd called him sir", ">\n\nNext he'll call his wife ugly", ">\n\nOr say that she has secrets about where she worked.\nOr that his dad killed JFK.", ">\n\nNeither of these fascist deserve to be president.", ">\n\nletthemfight.gif", ">\n\nLet them fight. ding ding", ">\n\nLmao, let the feasting begin.", ">\n\nThis I will believe.", ">\n\nI also heard Trump claimed that anytime DeSantis had to open a jar that was too hard to open he came over to Trump's; in tears.", ">\n\nIt's scary how with the GOP's constant appeasement of the Orange Turd, I can actually see this happening. \nIs Trump lying? Most likely. But I can still see it happening.", ">\n\nAnd he's known for his consistent honesty, so I'm sure this happened.", ">\n\nTrump seems to always endorse people who cry in front of him, only to betray him later. Not a great judge of character if you ask me.", ">\n\nLet me guess, he called him 'Sir,' too. \nBuffoon.", ">\n\nHaha, this is where they've gotten to? \"Desantis is a booger-head and cried in front of me!\"", ">\n\nIt’s going to be fascinating to watch the Republican politicians try to take on trump knowing how deranged the base is. They went along with the insanity and even leaned into it like when Ronny D built a toy wall with his kid in the commercial. They must know it’s impossible to reason with these people. I can only imagine what it will look like when the Trump crazies set their sights on destroying DeSantis.", ">\n\nPlease run as an independent. Please.\nHe's the orange kryptonite to that void of charisma hack from Florida.", ">\n\nAs is with everything Donald says \nIt is more than likely Donald cried Infront of Ronald\nHaha Ronald and Donald", ">\n\nAnyone with \"nald\" needs to be blacklisted from politics.", ">\n\nAnyone with gop, conservative or Republicansl too", ">\n\nLet them eat each other, i for one am and will be enjoying the show", ">\n\nWatching two obese men get into a dick measuring contest is rather disturbing.", ">\n\nEspecially without an electron microscope.", ">\n\nKing Ron is too evil to cry. He has ZERO empathy or compassion. I bet he wouldn’t (or didn’t) cry over his own mother dying.", ">\n\nI didn't see any after the hurricanes or the apartment collapse.", ">\n\nDonald Trump can insult DeSantis on every level and watch Ronnie boy go back to kissing Trump's ass. Just like Ted Cruz. \nThe Republican collective lacks a spine since they clearly just accept incivility and childishness as virtues.", ">\n\nPointless article", ">\n\nI hope they both destroy each other. Our country needs a better leader than these two clowns", ">\n\nBegun, the douche wars have.", ">\n\nDude this is fucking hilarious. Let the GOP burn baby burn", ">\n\n\"It was incredible. I was having lunch at Mar-A-Lago and DeSantis walks up to me with tears in his eyes. And he said. You know what he said? He said 'Mister Trump, you're amazing. Everything a man could be. If you endorse me, I'll win. I'll give you anything you want.' And you know what I said? I said 'No way Jose. I'm the big cheese.' And you know what he did? He ran away crying in his little white boots. So sad. So sad.\"", ">\n\nBelievable until he said “Mr trump”.\nIt’s always “Sir” or “Mr President” when the Cheeto relays his big strong man with tears in his eyes stories.", ">\n\nCan you imagine what Republicans are going to release against Trump when he dies and it’s safe to talk?", ">\n\nThis battle between these two would be fucking hilarious if they didn’t have a serious chance of winning.", ">\n\nWho cares what he says. Hey media, just ignore him and report when he's convicted pretty please.", ">\n\nAs weak as Trump is right now, he knows how to put the hurt on competing right-wing grifters.", ">\n\nTrump wasn't kidding when he said he hasn't changed since he was in first grade. This is the kind of thing a bully tries to tell other kids to make the picked on kid in class look bad. Except the picked on kid deserves it this time so it's hard to feel bad for any of them." ]

[ "Sooo, this means trump cried in front of someone when seeking endorsement? Putin?", ">\n\nExactly.", ">\n\nWell, now we know exactly who has something over him.", ">\n\nWe do, but we used to, too.", ">\n\nThanks, Mitch.", ">\n\nDonnie DOES love escalators…", ">\n\nSorry for the convenience", ">\n\nI wonder how man times he called Trump \"sir?\"", ">\n\nThis is how it went word for word.\n“Please sir, endorse me sir. How can I be as smart and as good looking as you sir? Or sir, [starts sobbing] you are so wonderful “", ">\n\nDesantis weakly salutes Dear Leader", ">\n\nThe mandatory real-fake cry claim does have Kim-Jong Il vibes.", ">\n\nRed-on-red crime is my favorite kind of crime.", ">\n\nThis one is great hecause half of their base appeal is as tough guys, so telling the nation that one of them was sobbing like a baby in front of the other is a solid move. Now Deathanus has to decide whether to just accept it and be belittled, or start to fight back and fracture the party. 10/10 can’t wait for season finale.", ">\n\nHalf of these guys wouldn’t know the difference between a hatchet and an axe and wouldn’t be able to load and shoot an AR. \nRepublicans in federal government are almost all what they would consider effeminate suburbanites.", ">\n\nIn reality yes. But we know they don’t live there. To them an obese man who wears makeup and lifted shoes while avoiding war because his feet hurt is the epitome of manly.", ">\n\nI love your username. For some reason, that line cracked up my wife and me and we say it all the time.", ">\n\nIt’s so funny how many people get the reference! Workaholics def had its fans but it was never a mainstream smash so it’s crazy how many people recognize one throwaway line from the show!\nNow get in my grapevan pls", ">\n\nCatherine Zeta Jones, she dips beneath lasers, oh oh oh", ">\n\nShe has entrapped me, and Sean Connery! OH oh OH. OH oh OHhh^hh^h", ">\n\nWhen two pieces of shit get together, there will be a whole lot of stories coming out", ">\n\nThis embarrassing DeSantis campaign ad will be played repeatedly as a hit piece. That was some insane level of bootlicking lol. For one rare moment, I think Trump is speaking the truth. DeSantis absolutely cried in front of him and maybe even got on his knees for an endorsement", ">\n\nI had to go show this to my grandma. She screams about Trump and DeSantis til her voice cracks. She said she’s never wished on anyone’s demise before them. And McConnell. The rage in her 4’11”, 74 year old body is immense.", ">\n\nSounds like you've got one righteous grandma", ">\n\nShe marched her lil ass out in January in DC to march with us during Trump’s inauguration. It was actually my 18th birthday and afterwards we stopped and had Ethiopian for the first time. Her first time trying any African food and she still talks about how much she loves it. She sat with me at a tattoo appointment and afterwards we got pizza and ice cream. I love her. She’s an amazing woman.", ">\n\n\nand afterwards we stopped and had Ethiopian\n\nColumbus Circle? Fantastic places up there", ">\n\nWish I could remember. The place was packed. My grandmother and I sat on the end of the table with the vegetarian platter (since i was vegan) so she mostly ate the veg stuff. It was amazing. There’s a good place up in Tampa (Queen of Sheba) but nowhere near as good as this place was.", ">\n\nHe's probably lying but I wouldn't be surprised if its true. Have you ever seen DeSantis in a debate or outside of his hand-picked media reporters? He's so socially awkward and unstable and has the charisma of a garden slug.", ">\n\nTrue. I have noticed him moving his jaw from side to side in nearly every news conference when someone else is at the podium. Odd.", ">\n\nHe's got some kind of behavioral issue. He was never an appealing candidate, but he's surrounded himself and insulated himself with a core group of very politically savvy extremists that are the ones propelling him forward. He's not the political \"genius\" the media paints him out to be. His handlers are but he's an empty suit being controlled by puppeteers.", ">\n\nThat is actually slightly reassuring for someone not so in the know about him, like myself.", ">\n\nIt shouldn't be though. If you start looking in to his core group of advisors and backers these are some terrifying people.", ">\n\nIn so much as it shows his limitations.", ">\n\nTrue, he has many weaknesses. But they cover for them well.", ">\n\nTrump is desperate to make his opponents look effete to distract from his needing to have his hand held as we walked down a ramp or having to grasp a glass with two small hands or needing the power of the military to help him beat Covid.", ">\n\nCovfefe", ">\n\nHamburder flu", ">\n\nPerpetrated by the radical left gang member known as the “Hamburglar”", ">\n\nRobble robble", ">\n\nLots of self-proclaimed “alpha males” are wrestling with some cognitive dissonance today.", ">\n\nThey'll figure it out after praying to their favorite NFT of the day", ">\n\nDeSantis's response is going to be \"you know what makes me cry? CRT. Please clap.\"", ">\n\nIt was Jeb Bush that said “please clap.”", ">\n\nStandard playbook. Muddy the waters to make your opponent look “just as bad or worse” than you.", ">\n\nOr at least make up enough stories so that sane people with busy lives aren’t sure anymore. It’s what they’ve done for Zelenskyy, Thunberg, and Fauci.\nThat being said I wouldn’t be surprised if Desantis cried.", ">\n\nOn the one hand, Trump claims this any time he tells a story about anyone asking him for anything. \"He came to me with tears in his eyes.\" It's a bizarre piece of rhetoric he employs at every given opportunity. I think he thinks it makes him look magnanimous while simultaneously making the other person look weak. I have doubts that anyone has expressed any emotion in front of the man for less than $50,000 any time in the past 20 years.\nOn the other hand, DeSantis has no heart, can probably cry on command, and will crawl on his hands and knees across broken glass to jerk off a syphilitic stray dog into his own mouth if it means he gets what he wants.", ">\n\nNow thats an awful image!", ">\n\nThank you, I crafted it while taking a dump.", ">\n\nHope Georgia prosecutors doesn't forget the tweet where Trump admitted to interfering in the Florida election to make sure Desantis won.", ">\n\nAnd everybody clapped.", ">\n\nI dunno, I imagine a lot of people cry when they have to interact with him.", ">\n\nDesantis...\"I've seen the pee tape, and it is the most humiliation thing I've ever seen. Donald even got some in his mouth.\"", ">\n\nIt's just DJT pissing up into his own mouth on a bed the Obama's slept on at the Kremlin", ">\n\nTo be fair, getting a close up whiff of scrambled Sudafed and BigMac diaper blowouts tends to make one’s eyes run a bit.", ">\n\nDesantis is garbage. But this story likely isn't true. Trump claims people cry in front of him all the time. Many of those people aren't even real, they are just folks he made up in his head in the moment. \n\"This big guy, some say a former marine, a lot of people are saying it, really big, tough guy, and he came to me, tears in his eyes, and he said 'Mister Trump, you saved my life,' and it's true, I did save his life, I fought next to him in Afghanistan, that's what people are saying, and you know what? Maybe they're right, maybe I did kill 100 terrorists, because I know terrorists, some of them are my friends, and I say to terrorists, stop with that terror, and you know what? They stop. No one else knows terror and anti-terror like I do, just like that marine said.\"", ">\n\nRoflcopter", ">\n\nTrump knows whatever shit he says in the media will be reported like it was fact first and have to be proven false later", ">\n\n\n\"There were tears coming down from his eyes. He said: 'If you endorse me, I'll win,'\" said Trump.\n\nlmao trump couldnt come up with something better than this?", ">\n\nSeriously lol. It has a lot of \"and then everyone clapped\" energy.", ">\n\nWow who's gonna vote for Little Crybaby Ronnie?", ">\n\nWell as hard as it is to say it, I believe Trump this time. He just left out that they cried together, holding each other in a swampy embrace. Their Depends touching each other and their tentacles creep out and conjoin so they may exchange long protein strings.", ">\n\nTrump: [proceeds to unzip pantaloons]", ">\n\n\npantaloons\n\nrich people pants", ">\n\nNo, it’s crazypants. Right there in the name: pant-of-loons.", ">\n\nSuper convincing story, just trust him it's true. He's a business man! How else can he be so rich if not being totally honest? Btw the water pressure sucks in Florida, you have to flush multiple times. Terrible, terrible leader.", ">\n\n“He said ‘Sir…’”", ">\n\nLying liars lie.", ">\n\nBigly.", ">\n\nTrump says ~~Santos~~ DeSantis cried. ~~Santos~~ DeSantis will claim that he didn't. One of these serial liars would be telling the truth. That has never happened before so the universe might just explode out of sheer surprise.\nEdit: wrong idiot", ">\n\nSantos or DeSantis?", ">\n\nTrump is such a beacon of truth and integrity. Add irony here.", ">\n\nPoor Cry Baby DeSantis", ">\n\n‘Big, strong’ men can’t stop crying around President Trump. Just ask him.", ">\n\nTrump is unbelievable. After all these years he still sounds like a hurt 8 year old.", ">\n\nIt's times like this that having no history of telling any kind of truth really doesn't work in his favor, as much as I want to believe this.", ">\n\nLike everything else Trump has said, I’m sure this is 100% true.\nHe never lies, right?", ">\n\nTo try to make a rival look bad? He'd never do that.", ">\n\nWhile calling him sir. Yawn. We get it, Donald.", ">\n\nHe is a cringe factory and totally seems like type to cry for something when he really wants it, like a big baby.", ">\n\nLol. These people suck so bad.", ">\n\nCrying is okay, folks.\nTrump and DeSantis are shit people, but crying is okay.", ">\n\nProbably.... and Donald Trump poops himself and is a traitor.", ">\n\nFact: trump lies about everything. Fact: trump denigrates his opponents. As much as I want to believe this, it’s probably bull shit.", ">\n\nThey’re both liars, but somehow I believe this.", ">\n\nAnd then DJT shit his Depends.", ">\n\nWatching the republican party implode this election cycle is going to be schadenfreude like I’ve never experienced before.", ">\n\nEverything this piece of shit ever says is a lie. So I’m going to happily report that this is definitely more bullshit from this traitor’s mouth.\nThat being said, unfortunately his base will still eat this up. Because:\n-The Traitorous Piece of Shit said it so it must be true.\n-DeathSentence cried.\n-Crying is womanly.\n-DeathSentence is a woman.\n-MAGA MAGA MAGA\nSomewhere right now a group of Qdiots are saying some spaghetti style version of the exact talking points above.", ">\n\nTrump can piss in his pants because he wears absorbent diapers. It is probably a medical condition so he should not be ashamed.", ">\n\n\"He probably didn't even cry when he was a baby, and then he said..SIR!\"", ">\n\nStormy claims trump cried when she laughed at his mushroom dick", ">\n\nI had thought DeSantis was a SEAL, and therefore unlikely to be crying. I checked Wikipedia and found out the was a lawyer for the SEALs, so different. \nThen I read that he got a Bronze Star after his Iraq tour, but then I found out that the Bronze star is typically awarded as an upgrade from a MSM in combat zones. \nSo now I'm thinking that the crying story is totes believable.", ">\n\nSo…. By using logic we come to the conclusion that he made Trump cry, amiright? 😱", ">\n\nThis asshat is so fucking predictable.", ">\n\ndo you mean Desantis crying? Or Trump lying?", ">\n\nAnd called him sir", ">\n\nNext he'll call his wife ugly", ">\n\nOr say that she has secrets about where she worked.\nOr that his dad killed JFK.", ">\n\nNeither of these fascist deserve to be president.", ">\n\nletthemfight.gif", ">\n\nLet them fight. ding ding", ">\n\nLmao, let the feasting begin.", ">\n\nThis I will believe.", ">\n\nI also heard Trump claimed that anytime DeSantis had to open a jar that was too hard to open he came over to Trump's; in tears.", ">\n\nIt's scary how with the GOP's constant appeasement of the Orange Turd, I can actually see this happening. \nIs Trump lying? Most likely. But I can still see it happening.", ">\n\nAnd he's known for his consistent honesty, so I'm sure this happened.", ">\n\nTrump seems to always endorse people who cry in front of him, only to betray him later. Not a great judge of character if you ask me.", ">\n\nLet me guess, he called him 'Sir,' too. \nBuffoon.", ">\n\nHaha, this is where they've gotten to? \"Desantis is a booger-head and cried in front of me!\"", ">\n\nIt’s going to be fascinating to watch the Republican politicians try to take on trump knowing how deranged the base is. They went along with the insanity and even leaned into it like when Ronny D built a toy wall with his kid in the commercial. They must know it’s impossible to reason with these people. I can only imagine what it will look like when the Trump crazies set their sights on destroying DeSantis.", ">\n\nPlease run as an independent. Please.\nHe's the orange kryptonite to that void of charisma hack from Florida.", ">\n\nAs is with everything Donald says \nIt is more than likely Donald cried Infront of Ronald\nHaha Ronald and Donald", ">\n\nAnyone with \"nald\" needs to be blacklisted from politics.", ">\n\nAnyone with gop, conservative or Republicansl too", ">\n\nLet them eat each other, i for one am and will be enjoying the show", ">\n\nWatching two obese men get into a dick measuring contest is rather disturbing.", ">\n\nEspecially without an electron microscope.", ">\n\nKing Ron is too evil to cry. He has ZERO empathy or compassion. I bet he wouldn’t (or didn’t) cry over his own mother dying.", ">\n\nI didn't see any after the hurricanes or the apartment collapse.", ">\n\nDonald Trump can insult DeSantis on every level and watch Ronnie boy go back to kissing Trump's ass. Just like Ted Cruz. \nThe Republican collective lacks a spine since they clearly just accept incivility and childishness as virtues.", ">\n\nPointless article", ">\n\nI hope they both destroy each other. Our country needs a better leader than these two clowns", ">\n\nBegun, the douche wars have.", ">\n\nDude this is fucking hilarious. Let the GOP burn baby burn", ">\n\n\"It was incredible. I was having lunch at Mar-A-Lago and DeSantis walks up to me with tears in his eyes. And he said. You know what he said? He said 'Mister Trump, you're amazing. Everything a man could be. If you endorse me, I'll win. I'll give you anything you want.' And you know what I said? I said 'No way Jose. I'm the big cheese.' And you know what he did? He ran away crying in his little white boots. So sad. So sad.\"", ">\n\nBelievable until he said “Mr trump”.\nIt’s always “Sir” or “Mr President” when the Cheeto relays his big strong man with tears in his eyes stories.", ">\n\nCan you imagine what Republicans are going to release against Trump when he dies and it’s safe to talk?", ">\n\nThis battle between these two would be fucking hilarious if they didn’t have a serious chance of winning.", ">\n\nWho cares what he says. Hey media, just ignore him and report when he's convicted pretty please.", ">\n\nAs weak as Trump is right now, he knows how to put the hurt on competing right-wing grifters.", ">\n\nTrump wasn't kidding when he said he hasn't changed since he was in first grade. This is the kind of thing a bully tries to tell other kids to make the picked on kid in class look bad. Except the picked on kid deserves it this time so it's hard to feel bad for any of them.", ">\n\nSure, Don. We all 100% believe that's something that happened. Thanks for the update." ]

[ "Sooo, this means trump cried in front of someone when seeking endorsement? Putin?", ">\n\nExactly.", ">\n\nWell, now we know exactly who has something over him.", ">\n\nWe do, but we used to, too.", ">\n\nThanks, Mitch.", ">\n\nDonnie DOES love escalators…", ">\n\nSorry for the convenience", ">\n\nI wonder how man times he called Trump \"sir?\"", ">\n\nThis is how it went word for word.\n“Please sir, endorse me sir. How can I be as smart and as good looking as you sir? Or sir, [starts sobbing] you are so wonderful “", ">\n\nDesantis weakly salutes Dear Leader", ">\n\nThe mandatory real-fake cry claim does have Kim-Jong Il vibes.", ">\n\nRed-on-red crime is my favorite kind of crime.", ">\n\nThis one is great hecause half of their base appeal is as tough guys, so telling the nation that one of them was sobbing like a baby in front of the other is a solid move. Now Deathanus has to decide whether to just accept it and be belittled, or start to fight back and fracture the party. 10/10 can’t wait for season finale.", ">\n\nHalf of these guys wouldn’t know the difference between a hatchet and an axe and wouldn’t be able to load and shoot an AR. \nRepublicans in federal government are almost all what they would consider effeminate suburbanites.", ">\n\nIn reality yes. But we know they don’t live there. To them an obese man who wears makeup and lifted shoes while avoiding war because his feet hurt is the epitome of manly.", ">\n\nI love your username. For some reason, that line cracked up my wife and me and we say it all the time.", ">\n\nIt’s so funny how many people get the reference! Workaholics def had its fans but it was never a mainstream smash so it’s crazy how many people recognize one throwaway line from the show!\nNow get in my grapevan pls", ">\n\nCatherine Zeta Jones, she dips beneath lasers, oh oh oh", ">\n\nShe has entrapped me, and Sean Connery! OH oh OH. OH oh OHhh^hh^h", ">\n\nWhen two pieces of shit get together, there will be a whole lot of stories coming out", ">\n\nThis embarrassing DeSantis campaign ad will be played repeatedly as a hit piece. That was some insane level of bootlicking lol. For one rare moment, I think Trump is speaking the truth. DeSantis absolutely cried in front of him and maybe even got on his knees for an endorsement", ">\n\nI had to go show this to my grandma. She screams about Trump and DeSantis til her voice cracks. She said she’s never wished on anyone’s demise before them. And McConnell. The rage in her 4’11”, 74 year old body is immense.", ">\n\nSounds like you've got one righteous grandma", ">\n\nShe marched her lil ass out in January in DC to march with us during Trump’s inauguration. It was actually my 18th birthday and afterwards we stopped and had Ethiopian for the first time. Her first time trying any African food and she still talks about how much she loves it. She sat with me at a tattoo appointment and afterwards we got pizza and ice cream. I love her. She’s an amazing woman.", ">\n\n\nand afterwards we stopped and had Ethiopian\n\nColumbus Circle? Fantastic places up there", ">\n\nWish I could remember. The place was packed. My grandmother and I sat on the end of the table with the vegetarian platter (since i was vegan) so she mostly ate the veg stuff. It was amazing. There’s a good place up in Tampa (Queen of Sheba) but nowhere near as good as this place was.", ">\n\nHe's probably lying but I wouldn't be surprised if its true. Have you ever seen DeSantis in a debate or outside of his hand-picked media reporters? He's so socially awkward and unstable and has the charisma of a garden slug.", ">\n\nTrue. I have noticed him moving his jaw from side to side in nearly every news conference when someone else is at the podium. Odd.", ">\n\nHe's got some kind of behavioral issue. He was never an appealing candidate, but he's surrounded himself and insulated himself with a core group of very politically savvy extremists that are the ones propelling him forward. He's not the political \"genius\" the media paints him out to be. His handlers are but he's an empty suit being controlled by puppeteers.", ">\n\nThat is actually slightly reassuring for someone not so in the know about him, like myself.", ">\n\nIt shouldn't be though. If you start looking in to his core group of advisors and backers these are some terrifying people.", ">\n\nIn so much as it shows his limitations.", ">\n\nTrue, he has many weaknesses. But they cover for them well.", ">\n\nTrump is desperate to make his opponents look effete to distract from his needing to have his hand held as we walked down a ramp or having to grasp a glass with two small hands or needing the power of the military to help him beat Covid.", ">\n\nCovfefe", ">\n\nHamburder flu", ">\n\nPerpetrated by the radical left gang member known as the “Hamburglar”", ">\n\nRobble robble", ">\n\nLots of self-proclaimed “alpha males” are wrestling with some cognitive dissonance today.", ">\n\nThey'll figure it out after praying to their favorite NFT of the day", ">\n\nDeSantis's response is going to be \"you know what makes me cry? CRT. Please clap.\"", ">\n\nIt was Jeb Bush that said “please clap.”", ">\n\nStandard playbook. Muddy the waters to make your opponent look “just as bad or worse” than you.", ">\n\nOr at least make up enough stories so that sane people with busy lives aren’t sure anymore. It’s what they’ve done for Zelenskyy, Thunberg, and Fauci.\nThat being said I wouldn’t be surprised if Desantis cried.", ">\n\nOn the one hand, Trump claims this any time he tells a story about anyone asking him for anything. \"He came to me with tears in his eyes.\" It's a bizarre piece of rhetoric he employs at every given opportunity. I think he thinks it makes him look magnanimous while simultaneously making the other person look weak. I have doubts that anyone has expressed any emotion in front of the man for less than $50,000 any time in the past 20 years.\nOn the other hand, DeSantis has no heart, can probably cry on command, and will crawl on his hands and knees across broken glass to jerk off a syphilitic stray dog into his own mouth if it means he gets what he wants.", ">\n\nNow thats an awful image!", ">\n\nThank you, I crafted it while taking a dump.", ">\n\nHope Georgia prosecutors doesn't forget the tweet where Trump admitted to interfering in the Florida election to make sure Desantis won.", ">\n\nAnd everybody clapped.", ">\n\nI dunno, I imagine a lot of people cry when they have to interact with him.", ">\n\nDesantis...\"I've seen the pee tape, and it is the most humiliation thing I've ever seen. Donald even got some in his mouth.\"", ">\n\nIt's just DJT pissing up into his own mouth on a bed the Obama's slept on at the Kremlin", ">\n\nTo be fair, getting a close up whiff of scrambled Sudafed and BigMac diaper blowouts tends to make one’s eyes run a bit.", ">\n\nDesantis is garbage. But this story likely isn't true. Trump claims people cry in front of him all the time. Many of those people aren't even real, they are just folks he made up in his head in the moment. \n\"This big guy, some say a former marine, a lot of people are saying it, really big, tough guy, and he came to me, tears in his eyes, and he said 'Mister Trump, you saved my life,' and it's true, I did save his life, I fought next to him in Afghanistan, that's what people are saying, and you know what? Maybe they're right, maybe I did kill 100 terrorists, because I know terrorists, some of them are my friends, and I say to terrorists, stop with that terror, and you know what? They stop. No one else knows terror and anti-terror like I do, just like that marine said.\"", ">\n\nRoflcopter", ">\n\nTrump knows whatever shit he says in the media will be reported like it was fact first and have to be proven false later", ">\n\n\n\"There were tears coming down from his eyes. He said: 'If you endorse me, I'll win,'\" said Trump.\n\nlmao trump couldnt come up with something better than this?", ">\n\nSeriously lol. It has a lot of \"and then everyone clapped\" energy.", ">\n\nWow who's gonna vote for Little Crybaby Ronnie?", ">\n\nWell as hard as it is to say it, I believe Trump this time. He just left out that they cried together, holding each other in a swampy embrace. Their Depends touching each other and their tentacles creep out and conjoin so they may exchange long protein strings.", ">\n\nTrump: [proceeds to unzip pantaloons]", ">\n\n\npantaloons\n\nrich people pants", ">\n\nNo, it’s crazypants. Right there in the name: pant-of-loons.", ">\n\nSuper convincing story, just trust him it's true. He's a business man! How else can he be so rich if not being totally honest? Btw the water pressure sucks in Florida, you have to flush multiple times. Terrible, terrible leader.", ">\n\n“He said ‘Sir…’”", ">\n\nLying liars lie.", ">\n\nBigly.", ">\n\nTrump says ~~Santos~~ DeSantis cried. ~~Santos~~ DeSantis will claim that he didn't. One of these serial liars would be telling the truth. That has never happened before so the universe might just explode out of sheer surprise.\nEdit: wrong idiot", ">\n\nSantos or DeSantis?", ">\n\nTrump is such a beacon of truth and integrity. Add irony here.", ">\n\nPoor Cry Baby DeSantis", ">\n\n‘Big, strong’ men can’t stop crying around President Trump. Just ask him.", ">\n\nTrump is unbelievable. After all these years he still sounds like a hurt 8 year old.", ">\n\nIt's times like this that having no history of telling any kind of truth really doesn't work in his favor, as much as I want to believe this.", ">\n\nLike everything else Trump has said, I’m sure this is 100% true.\nHe never lies, right?", ">\n\nTo try to make a rival look bad? He'd never do that.", ">\n\nWhile calling him sir. Yawn. We get it, Donald.", ">\n\nHe is a cringe factory and totally seems like type to cry for something when he really wants it, like a big baby.", ">\n\nLol. These people suck so bad.", ">\n\nCrying is okay, folks.\nTrump and DeSantis are shit people, but crying is okay.", ">\n\nProbably.... and Donald Trump poops himself and is a traitor.", ">\n\nFact: trump lies about everything. Fact: trump denigrates his opponents. As much as I want to believe this, it’s probably bull shit.", ">\n\nThey’re both liars, but somehow I believe this.", ">\n\nAnd then DJT shit his Depends.", ">\n\nWatching the republican party implode this election cycle is going to be schadenfreude like I’ve never experienced before.", ">\n\nEverything this piece of shit ever says is a lie. So I’m going to happily report that this is definitely more bullshit from this traitor’s mouth.\nThat being said, unfortunately his base will still eat this up. Because:\n-The Traitorous Piece of Shit said it so it must be true.\n-DeathSentence cried.\n-Crying is womanly.\n-DeathSentence is a woman.\n-MAGA MAGA MAGA\nSomewhere right now a group of Qdiots are saying some spaghetti style version of the exact talking points above.", ">\n\nTrump can piss in his pants because he wears absorbent diapers. It is probably a medical condition so he should not be ashamed.", ">\n\n\"He probably didn't even cry when he was a baby, and then he said..SIR!\"", ">\n\nStormy claims trump cried when she laughed at his mushroom dick", ">\n\nI had thought DeSantis was a SEAL, and therefore unlikely to be crying. I checked Wikipedia and found out the was a lawyer for the SEALs, so different. \nThen I read that he got a Bronze Star after his Iraq tour, but then I found out that the Bronze star is typically awarded as an upgrade from a MSM in combat zones. \nSo now I'm thinking that the crying story is totes believable.", ">\n\nSo…. By using logic we come to the conclusion that he made Trump cry, amiright? 😱", ">\n\nThis asshat is so fucking predictable.", ">\n\ndo you mean Desantis crying? Or Trump lying?", ">\n\nAnd called him sir", ">\n\nNext he'll call his wife ugly", ">\n\nOr say that she has secrets about where she worked.\nOr that his dad killed JFK.", ">\n\nNeither of these fascist deserve to be president.", ">\n\nletthemfight.gif", ">\n\nLet them fight. ding ding", ">\n\nLmao, let the feasting begin.", ">\n\nThis I will believe.", ">\n\nI also heard Trump claimed that anytime DeSantis had to open a jar that was too hard to open he came over to Trump's; in tears.", ">\n\nIt's scary how with the GOP's constant appeasement of the Orange Turd, I can actually see this happening. \nIs Trump lying? Most likely. But I can still see it happening.", ">\n\nAnd he's known for his consistent honesty, so I'm sure this happened.", ">\n\nTrump seems to always endorse people who cry in front of him, only to betray him later. Not a great judge of character if you ask me.", ">\n\nLet me guess, he called him 'Sir,' too. \nBuffoon.", ">\n\nHaha, this is where they've gotten to? \"Desantis is a booger-head and cried in front of me!\"", ">\n\nIt’s going to be fascinating to watch the Republican politicians try to take on trump knowing how deranged the base is. They went along with the insanity and even leaned into it like when Ronny D built a toy wall with his kid in the commercial. They must know it’s impossible to reason with these people. I can only imagine what it will look like when the Trump crazies set their sights on destroying DeSantis.", ">\n\nPlease run as an independent. Please.\nHe's the orange kryptonite to that void of charisma hack from Florida.", ">\n\nAs is with everything Donald says \nIt is more than likely Donald cried Infront of Ronald\nHaha Ronald and Donald", ">\n\nAnyone with \"nald\" needs to be blacklisted from politics.", ">\n\nAnyone with gop, conservative or Republicansl too", ">\n\nLet them eat each other, i for one am and will be enjoying the show", ">\n\nWatching two obese men get into a dick measuring contest is rather disturbing.", ">\n\nEspecially without an electron microscope.", ">\n\nKing Ron is too evil to cry. He has ZERO empathy or compassion. I bet he wouldn’t (or didn’t) cry over his own mother dying.", ">\n\nI didn't see any after the hurricanes or the apartment collapse.", ">\n\nDonald Trump can insult DeSantis on every level and watch Ronnie boy go back to kissing Trump's ass. Just like Ted Cruz. \nThe Republican collective lacks a spine since they clearly just accept incivility and childishness as virtues.", ">\n\nPointless article", ">\n\nI hope they both destroy each other. Our country needs a better leader than these two clowns", ">\n\nBegun, the douche wars have.", ">\n\nDude this is fucking hilarious. Let the GOP burn baby burn", ">\n\n\"It was incredible. I was having lunch at Mar-A-Lago and DeSantis walks up to me with tears in his eyes. And he said. You know what he said? He said 'Mister Trump, you're amazing. Everything a man could be. If you endorse me, I'll win. I'll give you anything you want.' And you know what I said? I said 'No way Jose. I'm the big cheese.' And you know what he did? He ran away crying in his little white boots. So sad. So sad.\"", ">\n\nBelievable until he said “Mr trump”.\nIt’s always “Sir” or “Mr President” when the Cheeto relays his big strong man with tears in his eyes stories.", ">\n\nCan you imagine what Republicans are going to release against Trump when he dies and it’s safe to talk?", ">\n\nThis battle between these two would be fucking hilarious if they didn’t have a serious chance of winning.", ">\n\nWho cares what he says. Hey media, just ignore him and report when he's convicted pretty please.", ">\n\nAs weak as Trump is right now, he knows how to put the hurt on competing right-wing grifters.", ">\n\nTrump wasn't kidding when he said he hasn't changed since he was in first grade. This is the kind of thing a bully tries to tell other kids to make the picked on kid in class look bad. Except the picked on kid deserves it this time so it's hard to feel bad for any of them.", ">\n\nSure, Don. We all 100% believe that's something that happened. Thanks for the update.", ">\n\nGotta hand it to him, Trump really knows how to play to the absolute basest and lowest common denominator of humanity." ]

[ "Sooo, this means trump cried in front of someone when seeking endorsement? Putin?", ">\n\nExactly.", ">\n\nWell, now we know exactly who has something over him.", ">\n\nWe do, but we used to, too.", ">\n\nThanks, Mitch.", ">\n\nDonnie DOES love escalators…", ">\n\nSorry for the convenience", ">\n\nI wonder how man times he called Trump \"sir?\"", ">\n\nThis is how it went word for word.\n“Please sir, endorse me sir. How can I be as smart and as good looking as you sir? Or sir, [starts sobbing] you are so wonderful “", ">\n\nDesantis weakly salutes Dear Leader", ">\n\nThe mandatory real-fake cry claim does have Kim-Jong Il vibes.", ">\n\nRed-on-red crime is my favorite kind of crime.", ">\n\nThis one is great hecause half of their base appeal is as tough guys, so telling the nation that one of them was sobbing like a baby in front of the other is a solid move. Now Deathanus has to decide whether to just accept it and be belittled, or start to fight back and fracture the party. 10/10 can’t wait for season finale.", ">\n\nHalf of these guys wouldn’t know the difference between a hatchet and an axe and wouldn’t be able to load and shoot an AR. \nRepublicans in federal government are almost all what they would consider effeminate suburbanites.", ">\n\nIn reality yes. But we know they don’t live there. To them an obese man who wears makeup and lifted shoes while avoiding war because his feet hurt is the epitome of manly.", ">\n\nI love your username. For some reason, that line cracked up my wife and me and we say it all the time.", ">\n\nIt’s so funny how many people get the reference! Workaholics def had its fans but it was never a mainstream smash so it’s crazy how many people recognize one throwaway line from the show!\nNow get in my grapevan pls", ">\n\nCatherine Zeta Jones, she dips beneath lasers, oh oh oh", ">\n\nShe has entrapped me, and Sean Connery! OH oh OH. OH oh OHhh^hh^h", ">\n\nWhen two pieces of shit get together, there will be a whole lot of stories coming out", ">\n\nThis embarrassing DeSantis campaign ad will be played repeatedly as a hit piece. That was some insane level of bootlicking lol. For one rare moment, I think Trump is speaking the truth. DeSantis absolutely cried in front of him and maybe even got on his knees for an endorsement", ">\n\nI had to go show this to my grandma. She screams about Trump and DeSantis til her voice cracks. She said she’s never wished on anyone’s demise before them. And McConnell. The rage in her 4’11”, 74 year old body is immense.", ">\n\nSounds like you've got one righteous grandma", ">\n\nShe marched her lil ass out in January in DC to march with us during Trump’s inauguration. It was actually my 18th birthday and afterwards we stopped and had Ethiopian for the first time. Her first time trying any African food and she still talks about how much she loves it. She sat with me at a tattoo appointment and afterwards we got pizza and ice cream. I love her. She’s an amazing woman.", ">\n\n\nand afterwards we stopped and had Ethiopian\n\nColumbus Circle? Fantastic places up there", ">\n\nWish I could remember. The place was packed. My grandmother and I sat on the end of the table with the vegetarian platter (since i was vegan) so she mostly ate the veg stuff. It was amazing. There’s a good place up in Tampa (Queen of Sheba) but nowhere near as good as this place was.", ">\n\nHe's probably lying but I wouldn't be surprised if its true. Have you ever seen DeSantis in a debate or outside of his hand-picked media reporters? He's so socially awkward and unstable and has the charisma of a garden slug.", ">\n\nTrue. I have noticed him moving his jaw from side to side in nearly every news conference when someone else is at the podium. Odd.", ">\n\nHe's got some kind of behavioral issue. He was never an appealing candidate, but he's surrounded himself and insulated himself with a core group of very politically savvy extremists that are the ones propelling him forward. He's not the political \"genius\" the media paints him out to be. His handlers are but he's an empty suit being controlled by puppeteers.", ">\n\nThat is actually slightly reassuring for someone not so in the know about him, like myself.", ">\n\nIt shouldn't be though. If you start looking in to his core group of advisors and backers these are some terrifying people.", ">\n\nIn so much as it shows his limitations.", ">\n\nTrue, he has many weaknesses. But they cover for them well.", ">\n\nTrump is desperate to make his opponents look effete to distract from his needing to have his hand held as we walked down a ramp or having to grasp a glass with two small hands or needing the power of the military to help him beat Covid.", ">\n\nCovfefe", ">\n\nHamburder flu", ">\n\nPerpetrated by the radical left gang member known as the “Hamburglar”", ">\n\nRobble robble", ">\n\nLots of self-proclaimed “alpha males” are wrestling with some cognitive dissonance today.", ">\n\nThey'll figure it out after praying to their favorite NFT of the day", ">\n\nDeSantis's response is going to be \"you know what makes me cry? CRT. Please clap.\"", ">\n\nIt was Jeb Bush that said “please clap.”", ">\n\nStandard playbook. Muddy the waters to make your opponent look “just as bad or worse” than you.", ">\n\nOr at least make up enough stories so that sane people with busy lives aren’t sure anymore. It’s what they’ve done for Zelenskyy, Thunberg, and Fauci.\nThat being said I wouldn’t be surprised if Desantis cried.", ">\n\nOn the one hand, Trump claims this any time he tells a story about anyone asking him for anything. \"He came to me with tears in his eyes.\" It's a bizarre piece of rhetoric he employs at every given opportunity. I think he thinks it makes him look magnanimous while simultaneously making the other person look weak. I have doubts that anyone has expressed any emotion in front of the man for less than $50,000 any time in the past 20 years.\nOn the other hand, DeSantis has no heart, can probably cry on command, and will crawl on his hands and knees across broken glass to jerk off a syphilitic stray dog into his own mouth if it means he gets what he wants.", ">\n\nNow thats an awful image!", ">\n\nThank you, I crafted it while taking a dump.", ">\n\nHope Georgia prosecutors doesn't forget the tweet where Trump admitted to interfering in the Florida election to make sure Desantis won.", ">\n\nAnd everybody clapped.", ">\n\nI dunno, I imagine a lot of people cry when they have to interact with him.", ">\n\nDesantis...\"I've seen the pee tape, and it is the most humiliation thing I've ever seen. Donald even got some in his mouth.\"", ">\n\nIt's just DJT pissing up into his own mouth on a bed the Obama's slept on at the Kremlin", ">\n\nTo be fair, getting a close up whiff of scrambled Sudafed and BigMac diaper blowouts tends to make one’s eyes run a bit.", ">\n\nDesantis is garbage. But this story likely isn't true. Trump claims people cry in front of him all the time. Many of those people aren't even real, they are just folks he made up in his head in the moment. \n\"This big guy, some say a former marine, a lot of people are saying it, really big, tough guy, and he came to me, tears in his eyes, and he said 'Mister Trump, you saved my life,' and it's true, I did save his life, I fought next to him in Afghanistan, that's what people are saying, and you know what? Maybe they're right, maybe I did kill 100 terrorists, because I know terrorists, some of them are my friends, and I say to terrorists, stop with that terror, and you know what? They stop. No one else knows terror and anti-terror like I do, just like that marine said.\"", ">\n\nRoflcopter", ">\n\nTrump knows whatever shit he says in the media will be reported like it was fact first and have to be proven false later", ">\n\n\n\"There were tears coming down from his eyes. He said: 'If you endorse me, I'll win,'\" said Trump.\n\nlmao trump couldnt come up with something better than this?", ">\n\nSeriously lol. It has a lot of \"and then everyone clapped\" energy.", ">\n\nWow who's gonna vote for Little Crybaby Ronnie?", ">\n\nWell as hard as it is to say it, I believe Trump this time. He just left out that they cried together, holding each other in a swampy embrace. Their Depends touching each other and their tentacles creep out and conjoin so they may exchange long protein strings.", ">\n\nTrump: [proceeds to unzip pantaloons]", ">\n\n\npantaloons\n\nrich people pants", ">\n\nNo, it’s crazypants. Right there in the name: pant-of-loons.", ">\n\nSuper convincing story, just trust him it's true. He's a business man! How else can he be so rich if not being totally honest? Btw the water pressure sucks in Florida, you have to flush multiple times. Terrible, terrible leader.", ">\n\n“He said ‘Sir…’”", ">\n\nLying liars lie.", ">\n\nBigly.", ">\n\nTrump says ~~Santos~~ DeSantis cried. ~~Santos~~ DeSantis will claim that he didn't. One of these serial liars would be telling the truth. That has never happened before so the universe might just explode out of sheer surprise.\nEdit: wrong idiot", ">\n\nSantos or DeSantis?", ">\n\nTrump is such a beacon of truth and integrity. Add irony here.", ">\n\nPoor Cry Baby DeSantis", ">\n\n‘Big, strong’ men can’t stop crying around President Trump. Just ask him.", ">\n\nTrump is unbelievable. After all these years he still sounds like a hurt 8 year old.", ">\n\nIt's times like this that having no history of telling any kind of truth really doesn't work in his favor, as much as I want to believe this.", ">\n\nLike everything else Trump has said, I’m sure this is 100% true.\nHe never lies, right?", ">\n\nTo try to make a rival look bad? He'd never do that.", ">\n\nWhile calling him sir. Yawn. We get it, Donald.", ">\n\nHe is a cringe factory and totally seems like type to cry for something when he really wants it, like a big baby.", ">\n\nLol. These people suck so bad.", ">\n\nCrying is okay, folks.\nTrump and DeSantis are shit people, but crying is okay.", ">\n\nProbably.... and Donald Trump poops himself and is a traitor.", ">\n\nFact: trump lies about everything. Fact: trump denigrates his opponents. As much as I want to believe this, it’s probably bull shit.", ">\n\nThey’re both liars, but somehow I believe this.", ">\n\nAnd then DJT shit his Depends.", ">\n\nWatching the republican party implode this election cycle is going to be schadenfreude like I’ve never experienced before.", ">\n\nEverything this piece of shit ever says is a lie. So I’m going to happily report that this is definitely more bullshit from this traitor’s mouth.\nThat being said, unfortunately his base will still eat this up. Because:\n-The Traitorous Piece of Shit said it so it must be true.\n-DeathSentence cried.\n-Crying is womanly.\n-DeathSentence is a woman.\n-MAGA MAGA MAGA\nSomewhere right now a group of Qdiots are saying some spaghetti style version of the exact talking points above.", ">\n\nTrump can piss in his pants because he wears absorbent diapers. It is probably a medical condition so he should not be ashamed.", ">\n\n\"He probably didn't even cry when he was a baby, and then he said..SIR!\"", ">\n\nStormy claims trump cried when she laughed at his mushroom dick", ">\n\nI had thought DeSantis was a SEAL, and therefore unlikely to be crying. I checked Wikipedia and found out the was a lawyer for the SEALs, so different. \nThen I read that he got a Bronze Star after his Iraq tour, but then I found out that the Bronze star is typically awarded as an upgrade from a MSM in combat zones. \nSo now I'm thinking that the crying story is totes believable.", ">\n\nSo…. By using logic we come to the conclusion that he made Trump cry, amiright? 😱", ">\n\nThis asshat is so fucking predictable.", ">\n\ndo you mean Desantis crying? Or Trump lying?", ">\n\nAnd called him sir", ">\n\nNext he'll call his wife ugly", ">\n\nOr say that she has secrets about where she worked.\nOr that his dad killed JFK.", ">\n\nNeither of these fascist deserve to be president.", ">\n\nletthemfight.gif", ">\n\nLet them fight. ding ding", ">\n\nLmao, let the feasting begin.", ">\n\nThis I will believe.", ">\n\nI also heard Trump claimed that anytime DeSantis had to open a jar that was too hard to open he came over to Trump's; in tears.", ">\n\nIt's scary how with the GOP's constant appeasement of the Orange Turd, I can actually see this happening. \nIs Trump lying? Most likely. But I can still see it happening.", ">\n\nAnd he's known for his consistent honesty, so I'm sure this happened.", ">\n\nTrump seems to always endorse people who cry in front of him, only to betray him later. Not a great judge of character if you ask me.", ">\n\nLet me guess, he called him 'Sir,' too. \nBuffoon.", ">\n\nHaha, this is where they've gotten to? \"Desantis is a booger-head and cried in front of me!\"", ">\n\nIt’s going to be fascinating to watch the Republican politicians try to take on trump knowing how deranged the base is. They went along with the insanity and even leaned into it like when Ronny D built a toy wall with his kid in the commercial. They must know it’s impossible to reason with these people. I can only imagine what it will look like when the Trump crazies set their sights on destroying DeSantis.", ">\n\nPlease run as an independent. Please.\nHe's the orange kryptonite to that void of charisma hack from Florida.", ">\n\nAs is with everything Donald says \nIt is more than likely Donald cried Infront of Ronald\nHaha Ronald and Donald", ">\n\nAnyone with \"nald\" needs to be blacklisted from politics.", ">\n\nAnyone with gop, conservative or Republicansl too", ">\n\nLet them eat each other, i for one am and will be enjoying the show", ">\n\nWatching two obese men get into a dick measuring contest is rather disturbing.", ">\n\nEspecially without an electron microscope.", ">\n\nKing Ron is too evil to cry. He has ZERO empathy or compassion. I bet he wouldn’t (or didn’t) cry over his own mother dying.", ">\n\nI didn't see any after the hurricanes or the apartment collapse.", ">\n\nDonald Trump can insult DeSantis on every level and watch Ronnie boy go back to kissing Trump's ass. Just like Ted Cruz. \nThe Republican collective lacks a spine since they clearly just accept incivility and childishness as virtues.", ">\n\nPointless article", ">\n\nI hope they both destroy each other. Our country needs a better leader than these two clowns", ">\n\nBegun, the douche wars have.", ">\n\nDude this is fucking hilarious. Let the GOP burn baby burn", ">\n\n\"It was incredible. I was having lunch at Mar-A-Lago and DeSantis walks up to me with tears in his eyes. And he said. You know what he said? He said 'Mister Trump, you're amazing. Everything a man could be. If you endorse me, I'll win. I'll give you anything you want.' And you know what I said? I said 'No way Jose. I'm the big cheese.' And you know what he did? He ran away crying in his little white boots. So sad. So sad.\"", ">\n\nBelievable until he said “Mr trump”.\nIt’s always “Sir” or “Mr President” when the Cheeto relays his big strong man with tears in his eyes stories.", ">\n\nCan you imagine what Republicans are going to release against Trump when he dies and it’s safe to talk?", ">\n\nThis battle between these two would be fucking hilarious if they didn’t have a serious chance of winning.", ">\n\nWho cares what he says. Hey media, just ignore him and report when he's convicted pretty please.", ">\n\nAs weak as Trump is right now, he knows how to put the hurt on competing right-wing grifters.", ">\n\nTrump wasn't kidding when he said he hasn't changed since he was in first grade. This is the kind of thing a bully tries to tell other kids to make the picked on kid in class look bad. Except the picked on kid deserves it this time so it's hard to feel bad for any of them.", ">\n\nSure, Don. We all 100% believe that's something that happened. Thanks for the update.", ">\n\nGotta hand it to him, Trump really knows how to play to the absolute basest and lowest common denominator of humanity.", ">\n\nMAGA is completely Middle School bullshit." ]

[ "Sooo, this means trump cried in front of someone when seeking endorsement? Putin?", ">\n\nExactly.", ">\n\nWell, now we know exactly who has something over him.", ">\n\nWe do, but we used to, too.", ">\n\nThanks, Mitch.", ">\n\nDonnie DOES love escalators…", ">\n\nSorry for the convenience", ">\n\nI wonder how man times he called Trump \"sir?\"", ">\n\nThis is how it went word for word.\n“Please sir, endorse me sir. How can I be as smart and as good looking as you sir? Or sir, [starts sobbing] you are so wonderful “", ">\n\nDesantis weakly salutes Dear Leader", ">\n\nThe mandatory real-fake cry claim does have Kim-Jong Il vibes.", ">\n\nRed-on-red crime is my favorite kind of crime.", ">\n\nThis one is great hecause half of their base appeal is as tough guys, so telling the nation that one of them was sobbing like a baby in front of the other is a solid move. Now Deathanus has to decide whether to just accept it and be belittled, or start to fight back and fracture the party. 10/10 can’t wait for season finale.", ">\n\nHalf of these guys wouldn’t know the difference between a hatchet and an axe and wouldn’t be able to load and shoot an AR. \nRepublicans in federal government are almost all what they would consider effeminate suburbanites.", ">\n\nIn reality yes. But we know they don’t live there. To them an obese man who wears makeup and lifted shoes while avoiding war because his feet hurt is the epitome of manly.", ">\n\nI love your username. For some reason, that line cracked up my wife and me and we say it all the time.", ">\n\nIt’s so funny how many people get the reference! Workaholics def had its fans but it was never a mainstream smash so it’s crazy how many people recognize one throwaway line from the show!\nNow get in my grapevan pls", ">\n\nCatherine Zeta Jones, she dips beneath lasers, oh oh oh", ">\n\nShe has entrapped me, and Sean Connery! OH oh OH. OH oh OHhh^hh^h", ">\n\nWhen two pieces of shit get together, there will be a whole lot of stories coming out", ">\n\nThis embarrassing DeSantis campaign ad will be played repeatedly as a hit piece. That was some insane level of bootlicking lol. For one rare moment, I think Trump is speaking the truth. DeSantis absolutely cried in front of him and maybe even got on his knees for an endorsement", ">\n\nI had to go show this to my grandma. She screams about Trump and DeSantis til her voice cracks. She said she’s never wished on anyone’s demise before them. And McConnell. The rage in her 4’11”, 74 year old body is immense.", ">\n\nSounds like you've got one righteous grandma", ">\n\nShe marched her lil ass out in January in DC to march with us during Trump’s inauguration. It was actually my 18th birthday and afterwards we stopped and had Ethiopian for the first time. Her first time trying any African food and she still talks about how much she loves it. She sat with me at a tattoo appointment and afterwards we got pizza and ice cream. I love her. She’s an amazing woman.", ">\n\n\nand afterwards we stopped and had Ethiopian\n\nColumbus Circle? Fantastic places up there", ">\n\nWish I could remember. The place was packed. My grandmother and I sat on the end of the table with the vegetarian platter (since i was vegan) so she mostly ate the veg stuff. It was amazing. There’s a good place up in Tampa (Queen of Sheba) but nowhere near as good as this place was.", ">\n\nHe's probably lying but I wouldn't be surprised if its true. Have you ever seen DeSantis in a debate or outside of his hand-picked media reporters? He's so socially awkward and unstable and has the charisma of a garden slug.", ">\n\nTrue. I have noticed him moving his jaw from side to side in nearly every news conference when someone else is at the podium. Odd.", ">\n\nHe's got some kind of behavioral issue. He was never an appealing candidate, but he's surrounded himself and insulated himself with a core group of very politically savvy extremists that are the ones propelling him forward. He's not the political \"genius\" the media paints him out to be. His handlers are but he's an empty suit being controlled by puppeteers.", ">\n\nThat is actually slightly reassuring for someone not so in the know about him, like myself.", ">\n\nIt shouldn't be though. If you start looking in to his core group of advisors and backers these are some terrifying people.", ">\n\nIn so much as it shows his limitations.", ">\n\nTrue, he has many weaknesses. But they cover for them well.", ">\n\nTrump is desperate to make his opponents look effete to distract from his needing to have his hand held as we walked down a ramp or having to grasp a glass with two small hands or needing the power of the military to help him beat Covid.", ">\n\nCovfefe", ">\n\nHamburder flu", ">\n\nPerpetrated by the radical left gang member known as the “Hamburglar”", ">\n\nRobble robble", ">\n\nLots of self-proclaimed “alpha males” are wrestling with some cognitive dissonance today.", ">\n\nThey'll figure it out after praying to their favorite NFT of the day", ">\n\nDeSantis's response is going to be \"you know what makes me cry? CRT. Please clap.\"", ">\n\nIt was Jeb Bush that said “please clap.”", ">\n\nStandard playbook. Muddy the waters to make your opponent look “just as bad or worse” than you.", ">\n\nOr at least make up enough stories so that sane people with busy lives aren’t sure anymore. It’s what they’ve done for Zelenskyy, Thunberg, and Fauci.\nThat being said I wouldn’t be surprised if Desantis cried.", ">\n\nOn the one hand, Trump claims this any time he tells a story about anyone asking him for anything. \"He came to me with tears in his eyes.\" It's a bizarre piece of rhetoric he employs at every given opportunity. I think he thinks it makes him look magnanimous while simultaneously making the other person look weak. I have doubts that anyone has expressed any emotion in front of the man for less than $50,000 any time in the past 20 years.\nOn the other hand, DeSantis has no heart, can probably cry on command, and will crawl on his hands and knees across broken glass to jerk off a syphilitic stray dog into his own mouth if it means he gets what he wants.", ">\n\nNow thats an awful image!", ">\n\nThank you, I crafted it while taking a dump.", ">\n\nHope Georgia prosecutors doesn't forget the tweet where Trump admitted to interfering in the Florida election to make sure Desantis won.", ">\n\nAnd everybody clapped.", ">\n\nI dunno, I imagine a lot of people cry when they have to interact with him.", ">\n\nDesantis...\"I've seen the pee tape, and it is the most humiliation thing I've ever seen. Donald even got some in his mouth.\"", ">\n\nIt's just DJT pissing up into his own mouth on a bed the Obama's slept on at the Kremlin", ">\n\nTo be fair, getting a close up whiff of scrambled Sudafed and BigMac diaper blowouts tends to make one’s eyes run a bit.", ">\n\nDesantis is garbage. But this story likely isn't true. Trump claims people cry in front of him all the time. Many of those people aren't even real, they are just folks he made up in his head in the moment. \n\"This big guy, some say a former marine, a lot of people are saying it, really big, tough guy, and he came to me, tears in his eyes, and he said 'Mister Trump, you saved my life,' and it's true, I did save his life, I fought next to him in Afghanistan, that's what people are saying, and you know what? Maybe they're right, maybe I did kill 100 terrorists, because I know terrorists, some of them are my friends, and I say to terrorists, stop with that terror, and you know what? They stop. No one else knows terror and anti-terror like I do, just like that marine said.\"", ">\n\nRoflcopter", ">\n\nTrump knows whatever shit he says in the media will be reported like it was fact first and have to be proven false later", ">\n\n\n\"There were tears coming down from his eyes. He said: 'If you endorse me, I'll win,'\" said Trump.\n\nlmao trump couldnt come up with something better than this?", ">\n\nSeriously lol. It has a lot of \"and then everyone clapped\" energy.", ">\n\nWow who's gonna vote for Little Crybaby Ronnie?", ">\n\nWell as hard as it is to say it, I believe Trump this time. He just left out that they cried together, holding each other in a swampy embrace. Their Depends touching each other and their tentacles creep out and conjoin so they may exchange long protein strings.", ">\n\nTrump: [proceeds to unzip pantaloons]", ">\n\n\npantaloons\n\nrich people pants", ">\n\nNo, it’s crazypants. Right there in the name: pant-of-loons.", ">\n\nSuper convincing story, just trust him it's true. He's a business man! How else can he be so rich if not being totally honest? Btw the water pressure sucks in Florida, you have to flush multiple times. Terrible, terrible leader.", ">\n\n“He said ‘Sir…’”", ">\n\nLying liars lie.", ">\n\nBigly.", ">\n\nTrump says ~~Santos~~ DeSantis cried. ~~Santos~~ DeSantis will claim that he didn't. One of these serial liars would be telling the truth. That has never happened before so the universe might just explode out of sheer surprise.\nEdit: wrong idiot", ">\n\nSantos or DeSantis?", ">\n\nTrump is such a beacon of truth and integrity. Add irony here.", ">\n\nPoor Cry Baby DeSantis", ">\n\n‘Big, strong’ men can’t stop crying around President Trump. Just ask him.", ">\n\nTrump is unbelievable. After all these years he still sounds like a hurt 8 year old.", ">\n\nIt's times like this that having no history of telling any kind of truth really doesn't work in his favor, as much as I want to believe this.", ">\n\nLike everything else Trump has said, I’m sure this is 100% true.\nHe never lies, right?", ">\n\nTo try to make a rival look bad? He'd never do that.", ">\n\nWhile calling him sir. Yawn. We get it, Donald.", ">\n\nHe is a cringe factory and totally seems like type to cry for something when he really wants it, like a big baby.", ">\n\nLol. These people suck so bad.", ">\n\nCrying is okay, folks.\nTrump and DeSantis are shit people, but crying is okay.", ">\n\nProbably.... and Donald Trump poops himself and is a traitor.", ">\n\nFact: trump lies about everything. Fact: trump denigrates his opponents. As much as I want to believe this, it’s probably bull shit.", ">\n\nThey’re both liars, but somehow I believe this.", ">\n\nAnd then DJT shit his Depends.", ">\n\nWatching the republican party implode this election cycle is going to be schadenfreude like I’ve never experienced before.", ">\n\nEverything this piece of shit ever says is a lie. So I’m going to happily report that this is definitely more bullshit from this traitor’s mouth.\nThat being said, unfortunately his base will still eat this up. Because:\n-The Traitorous Piece of Shit said it so it must be true.\n-DeathSentence cried.\n-Crying is womanly.\n-DeathSentence is a woman.\n-MAGA MAGA MAGA\nSomewhere right now a group of Qdiots are saying some spaghetti style version of the exact talking points above.", ">\n\nTrump can piss in his pants because he wears absorbent diapers. It is probably a medical condition so he should not be ashamed.", ">\n\n\"He probably didn't even cry when he was a baby, and then he said..SIR!\"", ">\n\nStormy claims trump cried when she laughed at his mushroom dick", ">\n\nI had thought DeSantis was a SEAL, and therefore unlikely to be crying. I checked Wikipedia and found out the was a lawyer for the SEALs, so different. \nThen I read that he got a Bronze Star after his Iraq tour, but then I found out that the Bronze star is typically awarded as an upgrade from a MSM in combat zones. \nSo now I'm thinking that the crying story is totes believable.", ">\n\nSo…. By using logic we come to the conclusion that he made Trump cry, amiright? 😱", ">\n\nThis asshat is so fucking predictable.", ">\n\ndo you mean Desantis crying? Or Trump lying?", ">\n\nAnd called him sir", ">\n\nNext he'll call his wife ugly", ">\n\nOr say that she has secrets about where she worked.\nOr that his dad killed JFK.", ">\n\nNeither of these fascist deserve to be president.", ">\n\nletthemfight.gif", ">\n\nLet them fight. ding ding", ">\n\nLmao, let the feasting begin.", ">\n\nThis I will believe.", ">\n\nI also heard Trump claimed that anytime DeSantis had to open a jar that was too hard to open he came over to Trump's; in tears.", ">\n\nIt's scary how with the GOP's constant appeasement of the Orange Turd, I can actually see this happening. \nIs Trump lying? Most likely. But I can still see it happening.", ">\n\nAnd he's known for his consistent honesty, so I'm sure this happened.", ">\n\nTrump seems to always endorse people who cry in front of him, only to betray him later. Not a great judge of character if you ask me.", ">\n\nLet me guess, he called him 'Sir,' too. \nBuffoon.", ">\n\nHaha, this is where they've gotten to? \"Desantis is a booger-head and cried in front of me!\"", ">\n\nIt’s going to be fascinating to watch the Republican politicians try to take on trump knowing how deranged the base is. They went along with the insanity and even leaned into it like when Ronny D built a toy wall with his kid in the commercial. They must know it’s impossible to reason with these people. I can only imagine what it will look like when the Trump crazies set their sights on destroying DeSantis.", ">\n\nPlease run as an independent. Please.\nHe's the orange kryptonite to that void of charisma hack from Florida.", ">\n\nAs is with everything Donald says \nIt is more than likely Donald cried Infront of Ronald\nHaha Ronald and Donald", ">\n\nAnyone with \"nald\" needs to be blacklisted from politics.", ">\n\nAnyone with gop, conservative or Republicansl too", ">\n\nLet them eat each other, i for one am and will be enjoying the show", ">\n\nWatching two obese men get into a dick measuring contest is rather disturbing.", ">\n\nEspecially without an electron microscope.", ">\n\nKing Ron is too evil to cry. He has ZERO empathy or compassion. I bet he wouldn’t (or didn’t) cry over his own mother dying.", ">\n\nI didn't see any after the hurricanes or the apartment collapse.", ">\n\nDonald Trump can insult DeSantis on every level and watch Ronnie boy go back to kissing Trump's ass. Just like Ted Cruz. \nThe Republican collective lacks a spine since they clearly just accept incivility and childishness as virtues.", ">\n\nPointless article", ">\n\nI hope they both destroy each other. Our country needs a better leader than these two clowns", ">\n\nBegun, the douche wars have.", ">\n\nDude this is fucking hilarious. Let the GOP burn baby burn", ">\n\n\"It was incredible. I was having lunch at Mar-A-Lago and DeSantis walks up to me with tears in his eyes. And he said. You know what he said? He said 'Mister Trump, you're amazing. Everything a man could be. If you endorse me, I'll win. I'll give you anything you want.' And you know what I said? I said 'No way Jose. I'm the big cheese.' And you know what he did? He ran away crying in his little white boots. So sad. So sad.\"", ">\n\nBelievable until he said “Mr trump”.\nIt’s always “Sir” or “Mr President” when the Cheeto relays his big strong man with tears in his eyes stories.", ">\n\nCan you imagine what Republicans are going to release against Trump when he dies and it’s safe to talk?", ">\n\nThis battle between these two would be fucking hilarious if they didn’t have a serious chance of winning.", ">\n\nWho cares what he says. Hey media, just ignore him and report when he's convicted pretty please.", ">\n\nAs weak as Trump is right now, he knows how to put the hurt on competing right-wing grifters.", ">\n\nTrump wasn't kidding when he said he hasn't changed since he was in first grade. This is the kind of thing a bully tries to tell other kids to make the picked on kid in class look bad. Except the picked on kid deserves it this time so it's hard to feel bad for any of them.", ">\n\nSure, Don. We all 100% believe that's something that happened. Thanks for the update.", ">\n\nGotta hand it to him, Trump really knows how to play to the absolute basest and lowest common denominator of humanity.", ">\n\nMAGA is completely Middle School bullshit.", ">\n\nIs trump lying?\nOr is the torture guy a cry baby?" ]

[ "Sooo, this means trump cried in front of someone when seeking endorsement? Putin?", ">\n\nExactly.", ">\n\nWell, now we know exactly who has something over him.", ">\n\nWe do, but we used to, too.", ">\n\nThanks, Mitch.", ">\n\nDonnie DOES love escalators…", ">\n\nSorry for the convenience", ">\n\nI wonder how man times he called Trump \"sir?\"", ">\n\nThis is how it went word for word.\n“Please sir, endorse me sir. How can I be as smart and as good looking as you sir? Or sir, [starts sobbing] you are so wonderful “", ">\n\nDesantis weakly salutes Dear Leader", ">\n\nThe mandatory real-fake cry claim does have Kim-Jong Il vibes.", ">\n\nRed-on-red crime is my favorite kind of crime.", ">\n\nThis one is great hecause half of their base appeal is as tough guys, so telling the nation that one of them was sobbing like a baby in front of the other is a solid move. Now Deathanus has to decide whether to just accept it and be belittled, or start to fight back and fracture the party. 10/10 can’t wait for season finale.", ">\n\nHalf of these guys wouldn’t know the difference between a hatchet and an axe and wouldn’t be able to load and shoot an AR. \nRepublicans in federal government are almost all what they would consider effeminate suburbanites.", ">\n\nIn reality yes. But we know they don’t live there. To them an obese man who wears makeup and lifted shoes while avoiding war because his feet hurt is the epitome of manly.", ">\n\nI love your username. For some reason, that line cracked up my wife and me and we say it all the time.", ">\n\nIt’s so funny how many people get the reference! Workaholics def had its fans but it was never a mainstream smash so it’s crazy how many people recognize one throwaway line from the show!\nNow get in my grapevan pls", ">\n\nCatherine Zeta Jones, she dips beneath lasers, oh oh oh", ">\n\nShe has entrapped me, and Sean Connery! OH oh OH. OH oh OHhh^hh^h", ">\n\nWhen two pieces of shit get together, there will be a whole lot of stories coming out", ">\n\nThis embarrassing DeSantis campaign ad will be played repeatedly as a hit piece. That was some insane level of bootlicking lol. For one rare moment, I think Trump is speaking the truth. DeSantis absolutely cried in front of him and maybe even got on his knees for an endorsement", ">\n\nI had to go show this to my grandma. She screams about Trump and DeSantis til her voice cracks. She said she’s never wished on anyone’s demise before them. And McConnell. The rage in her 4’11”, 74 year old body is immense.", ">\n\nSounds like you've got one righteous grandma", ">\n\nShe marched her lil ass out in January in DC to march with us during Trump’s inauguration. It was actually my 18th birthday and afterwards we stopped and had Ethiopian for the first time. Her first time trying any African food and she still talks about how much she loves it. She sat with me at a tattoo appointment and afterwards we got pizza and ice cream. I love her. She’s an amazing woman.", ">\n\n\nand afterwards we stopped and had Ethiopian\n\nColumbus Circle? Fantastic places up there", ">\n\nWish I could remember. The place was packed. My grandmother and I sat on the end of the table with the vegetarian platter (since i was vegan) so she mostly ate the veg stuff. It was amazing. There’s a good place up in Tampa (Queen of Sheba) but nowhere near as good as this place was.", ">\n\nHe's probably lying but I wouldn't be surprised if its true. Have you ever seen DeSantis in a debate or outside of his hand-picked media reporters? He's so socially awkward and unstable and has the charisma of a garden slug.", ">\n\nTrue. I have noticed him moving his jaw from side to side in nearly every news conference when someone else is at the podium. Odd.", ">\n\nHe's got some kind of behavioral issue. He was never an appealing candidate, but he's surrounded himself and insulated himself with a core group of very politically savvy extremists that are the ones propelling him forward. He's not the political \"genius\" the media paints him out to be. His handlers are but he's an empty suit being controlled by puppeteers.", ">\n\nThat is actually slightly reassuring for someone not so in the know about him, like myself.", ">\n\nIt shouldn't be though. If you start looking in to his core group of advisors and backers these are some terrifying people.", ">\n\nIn so much as it shows his limitations.", ">\n\nTrue, he has many weaknesses. But they cover for them well.", ">\n\nTrump is desperate to make his opponents look effete to distract from his needing to have his hand held as we walked down a ramp or having to grasp a glass with two small hands or needing the power of the military to help him beat Covid.", ">\n\nCovfefe", ">\n\nHamburder flu", ">\n\nPerpetrated by the radical left gang member known as the “Hamburglar”", ">\n\nRobble robble", ">\n\nLots of self-proclaimed “alpha males” are wrestling with some cognitive dissonance today.", ">\n\nThey'll figure it out after praying to their favorite NFT of the day", ">\n\nDeSantis's response is going to be \"you know what makes me cry? CRT. Please clap.\"", ">\n\nIt was Jeb Bush that said “please clap.”", ">\n\nStandard playbook. Muddy the waters to make your opponent look “just as bad or worse” than you.", ">\n\nOr at least make up enough stories so that sane people with busy lives aren’t sure anymore. It’s what they’ve done for Zelenskyy, Thunberg, and Fauci.\nThat being said I wouldn’t be surprised if Desantis cried.", ">\n\nOn the one hand, Trump claims this any time he tells a story about anyone asking him for anything. \"He came to me with tears in his eyes.\" It's a bizarre piece of rhetoric he employs at every given opportunity. I think he thinks it makes him look magnanimous while simultaneously making the other person look weak. I have doubts that anyone has expressed any emotion in front of the man for less than $50,000 any time in the past 20 years.\nOn the other hand, DeSantis has no heart, can probably cry on command, and will crawl on his hands and knees across broken glass to jerk off a syphilitic stray dog into his own mouth if it means he gets what he wants.", ">\n\nNow thats an awful image!", ">\n\nThank you, I crafted it while taking a dump.", ">\n\nHope Georgia prosecutors doesn't forget the tweet where Trump admitted to interfering in the Florida election to make sure Desantis won.", ">\n\nAnd everybody clapped.", ">\n\nI dunno, I imagine a lot of people cry when they have to interact with him.", ">\n\nDesantis...\"I've seen the pee tape, and it is the most humiliation thing I've ever seen. Donald even got some in his mouth.\"", ">\n\nIt's just DJT pissing up into his own mouth on a bed the Obama's slept on at the Kremlin", ">\n\nTo be fair, getting a close up whiff of scrambled Sudafed and BigMac diaper blowouts tends to make one’s eyes run a bit.", ">\n\nDesantis is garbage. But this story likely isn't true. Trump claims people cry in front of him all the time. Many of those people aren't even real, they are just folks he made up in his head in the moment. \n\"This big guy, some say a former marine, a lot of people are saying it, really big, tough guy, and he came to me, tears in his eyes, and he said 'Mister Trump, you saved my life,' and it's true, I did save his life, I fought next to him in Afghanistan, that's what people are saying, and you know what? Maybe they're right, maybe I did kill 100 terrorists, because I know terrorists, some of them are my friends, and I say to terrorists, stop with that terror, and you know what? They stop. No one else knows terror and anti-terror like I do, just like that marine said.\"", ">\n\nRoflcopter", ">\n\nTrump knows whatever shit he says in the media will be reported like it was fact first and have to be proven false later", ">\n\n\n\"There were tears coming down from his eyes. He said: 'If you endorse me, I'll win,'\" said Trump.\n\nlmao trump couldnt come up with something better than this?", ">\n\nSeriously lol. It has a lot of \"and then everyone clapped\" energy.", ">\n\nWow who's gonna vote for Little Crybaby Ronnie?", ">\n\nWell as hard as it is to say it, I believe Trump this time. He just left out that they cried together, holding each other in a swampy embrace. Their Depends touching each other and their tentacles creep out and conjoin so they may exchange long protein strings.", ">\n\nTrump: [proceeds to unzip pantaloons]", ">\n\n\npantaloons\n\nrich people pants", ">\n\nNo, it’s crazypants. Right there in the name: pant-of-loons.", ">\n\nSuper convincing story, just trust him it's true. He's a business man! How else can he be so rich if not being totally honest? Btw the water pressure sucks in Florida, you have to flush multiple times. Terrible, terrible leader.", ">\n\n“He said ‘Sir…’”", ">\n\nLying liars lie.", ">\n\nBigly.", ">\n\nTrump says ~~Santos~~ DeSantis cried. ~~Santos~~ DeSantis will claim that he didn't. One of these serial liars would be telling the truth. That has never happened before so the universe might just explode out of sheer surprise.\nEdit: wrong idiot", ">\n\nSantos or DeSantis?", ">\n\nTrump is such a beacon of truth and integrity. Add irony here.", ">\n\nPoor Cry Baby DeSantis", ">\n\n‘Big, strong’ men can’t stop crying around President Trump. Just ask him.", ">\n\nTrump is unbelievable. After all these years he still sounds like a hurt 8 year old.", ">\n\nIt's times like this that having no history of telling any kind of truth really doesn't work in his favor, as much as I want to believe this.", ">\n\nLike everything else Trump has said, I’m sure this is 100% true.\nHe never lies, right?", ">\n\nTo try to make a rival look bad? He'd never do that.", ">\n\nWhile calling him sir. Yawn. We get it, Donald.", ">\n\nHe is a cringe factory and totally seems like type to cry for something when he really wants it, like a big baby.", ">\n\nLol. These people suck so bad.", ">\n\nCrying is okay, folks.\nTrump and DeSantis are shit people, but crying is okay.", ">\n\nProbably.... and Donald Trump poops himself and is a traitor.", ">\n\nFact: trump lies about everything. Fact: trump denigrates his opponents. As much as I want to believe this, it’s probably bull shit.", ">\n\nThey’re both liars, but somehow I believe this.", ">\n\nAnd then DJT shit his Depends.", ">\n\nWatching the republican party implode this election cycle is going to be schadenfreude like I’ve never experienced before.", ">\n\nEverything this piece of shit ever says is a lie. So I’m going to happily report that this is definitely more bullshit from this traitor’s mouth.\nThat being said, unfortunately his base will still eat this up. Because:\n-The Traitorous Piece of Shit said it so it must be true.\n-DeathSentence cried.\n-Crying is womanly.\n-DeathSentence is a woman.\n-MAGA MAGA MAGA\nSomewhere right now a group of Qdiots are saying some spaghetti style version of the exact talking points above.", ">\n\nTrump can piss in his pants because he wears absorbent diapers. It is probably a medical condition so he should not be ashamed.", ">\n\n\"He probably didn't even cry when he was a baby, and then he said..SIR!\"", ">\n\nStormy claims trump cried when she laughed at his mushroom dick", ">\n\nI had thought DeSantis was a SEAL, and therefore unlikely to be crying. I checked Wikipedia and found out the was a lawyer for the SEALs, so different. \nThen I read that he got a Bronze Star after his Iraq tour, but then I found out that the Bronze star is typically awarded as an upgrade from a MSM in combat zones. \nSo now I'm thinking that the crying story is totes believable.", ">\n\nSo…. By using logic we come to the conclusion that he made Trump cry, amiright? 😱", ">\n\nThis asshat is so fucking predictable.", ">\n\ndo you mean Desantis crying? Or Trump lying?", ">\n\nAnd called him sir", ">\n\nNext he'll call his wife ugly", ">\n\nOr say that she has secrets about where she worked.\nOr that his dad killed JFK.", ">\n\nNeither of these fascist deserve to be president.", ">\n\nletthemfight.gif", ">\n\nLet them fight. ding ding", ">\n\nLmao, let the feasting begin.", ">\n\nThis I will believe.", ">\n\nI also heard Trump claimed that anytime DeSantis had to open a jar that was too hard to open he came over to Trump's; in tears.", ">\n\nIt's scary how with the GOP's constant appeasement of the Orange Turd, I can actually see this happening. \nIs Trump lying? Most likely. But I can still see it happening.", ">\n\nAnd he's known for his consistent honesty, so I'm sure this happened.", ">\n\nTrump seems to always endorse people who cry in front of him, only to betray him later. Not a great judge of character if you ask me.", ">\n\nLet me guess, he called him 'Sir,' too. \nBuffoon.", ">\n\nHaha, this is where they've gotten to? \"Desantis is a booger-head and cried in front of me!\"", ">\n\nIt’s going to be fascinating to watch the Republican politicians try to take on trump knowing how deranged the base is. They went along with the insanity and even leaned into it like when Ronny D built a toy wall with his kid in the commercial. They must know it’s impossible to reason with these people. I can only imagine what it will look like when the Trump crazies set their sights on destroying DeSantis.", ">\n\nPlease run as an independent. Please.\nHe's the orange kryptonite to that void of charisma hack from Florida.", ">\n\nAs is with everything Donald says \nIt is more than likely Donald cried Infront of Ronald\nHaha Ronald and Donald", ">\n\nAnyone with \"nald\" needs to be blacklisted from politics.", ">\n\nAnyone with gop, conservative or Republicansl too", ">\n\nLet them eat each other, i for one am and will be enjoying the show", ">\n\nWatching two obese men get into a dick measuring contest is rather disturbing.", ">\n\nEspecially without an electron microscope.", ">\n\nKing Ron is too evil to cry. He has ZERO empathy or compassion. I bet he wouldn’t (or didn’t) cry over his own mother dying.", ">\n\nI didn't see any after the hurricanes or the apartment collapse.", ">\n\nDonald Trump can insult DeSantis on every level and watch Ronnie boy go back to kissing Trump's ass. Just like Ted Cruz. \nThe Republican collective lacks a spine since they clearly just accept incivility and childishness as virtues.", ">\n\nPointless article", ">\n\nI hope they both destroy each other. Our country needs a better leader than these two clowns", ">\n\nBegun, the douche wars have.", ">\n\nDude this is fucking hilarious. Let the GOP burn baby burn", ">\n\n\"It was incredible. I was having lunch at Mar-A-Lago and DeSantis walks up to me with tears in his eyes. And he said. You know what he said? He said 'Mister Trump, you're amazing. Everything a man could be. If you endorse me, I'll win. I'll give you anything you want.' And you know what I said? I said 'No way Jose. I'm the big cheese.' And you know what he did? He ran away crying in his little white boots. So sad. So sad.\"", ">\n\nBelievable until he said “Mr trump”.\nIt’s always “Sir” or “Mr President” when the Cheeto relays his big strong man with tears in his eyes stories.", ">\n\nCan you imagine what Republicans are going to release against Trump when he dies and it’s safe to talk?", ">\n\nThis battle between these two would be fucking hilarious if they didn’t have a serious chance of winning.", ">\n\nWho cares what he says. Hey media, just ignore him and report when he's convicted pretty please.", ">\n\nAs weak as Trump is right now, he knows how to put the hurt on competing right-wing grifters.", ">\n\nTrump wasn't kidding when he said he hasn't changed since he was in first grade. This is the kind of thing a bully tries to tell other kids to make the picked on kid in class look bad. Except the picked on kid deserves it this time so it's hard to feel bad for any of them.", ">\n\nSure, Don. We all 100% believe that's something that happened. Thanks for the update.", ">\n\nGotta hand it to him, Trump really knows how to play to the absolute basest and lowest common denominator of humanity.", ">\n\nMAGA is completely Middle School bullshit.", ">\n\nIs trump lying?\nOr is the torture guy a cry baby?", ">\n\nSmells like 2016 again" ]

[ "Sooo, this means trump cried in front of someone when seeking endorsement? Putin?", ">\n\nExactly.", ">\n\nWell, now we know exactly who has something over him.", ">\n\nWe do, but we used to, too.", ">\n\nThanks, Mitch.", ">\n\nDonnie DOES love escalators…", ">\n\nSorry for the convenience", ">\n\nI wonder how man times he called Trump \"sir?\"", ">\n\nThis is how it went word for word.\n“Please sir, endorse me sir. How can I be as smart and as good looking as you sir? Or sir, [starts sobbing] you are so wonderful “", ">\n\nDesantis weakly salutes Dear Leader", ">\n\nThe mandatory real-fake cry claim does have Kim-Jong Il vibes.", ">\n\nRed-on-red crime is my favorite kind of crime.", ">\n\nThis one is great hecause half of their base appeal is as tough guys, so telling the nation that one of them was sobbing like a baby in front of the other is a solid move. Now Deathanus has to decide whether to just accept it and be belittled, or start to fight back and fracture the party. 10/10 can’t wait for season finale.", ">\n\nHalf of these guys wouldn’t know the difference between a hatchet and an axe and wouldn’t be able to load and shoot an AR. \nRepublicans in federal government are almost all what they would consider effeminate suburbanites.", ">\n\nIn reality yes. But we know they don’t live there. To them an obese man who wears makeup and lifted shoes while avoiding war because his feet hurt is the epitome of manly.", ">\n\nI love your username. For some reason, that line cracked up my wife and me and we say it all the time.", ">\n\nIt’s so funny how many people get the reference! Workaholics def had its fans but it was never a mainstream smash so it’s crazy how many people recognize one throwaway line from the show!\nNow get in my grapevan pls", ">\n\nCatherine Zeta Jones, she dips beneath lasers, oh oh oh", ">\n\nShe has entrapped me, and Sean Connery! OH oh OH. OH oh OHhh^hh^h", ">\n\nWhen two pieces of shit get together, there will be a whole lot of stories coming out", ">\n\nThis embarrassing DeSantis campaign ad will be played repeatedly as a hit piece. That was some insane level of bootlicking lol. For one rare moment, I think Trump is speaking the truth. DeSantis absolutely cried in front of him and maybe even got on his knees for an endorsement", ">\n\nI had to go show this to my grandma. She screams about Trump and DeSantis til her voice cracks. She said she’s never wished on anyone’s demise before them. And McConnell. The rage in her 4’11”, 74 year old body is immense.", ">\n\nSounds like you've got one righteous grandma", ">\n\nShe marched her lil ass out in January in DC to march with us during Trump’s inauguration. It was actually my 18th birthday and afterwards we stopped and had Ethiopian for the first time. Her first time trying any African food and she still talks about how much she loves it. She sat with me at a tattoo appointment and afterwards we got pizza and ice cream. I love her. She’s an amazing woman.", ">\n\n\nand afterwards we stopped and had Ethiopian\n\nColumbus Circle? Fantastic places up there", ">\n\nWish I could remember. The place was packed. My grandmother and I sat on the end of the table with the vegetarian platter (since i was vegan) so she mostly ate the veg stuff. It was amazing. There’s a good place up in Tampa (Queen of Sheba) but nowhere near as good as this place was.", ">\n\nHe's probably lying but I wouldn't be surprised if its true. Have you ever seen DeSantis in a debate or outside of his hand-picked media reporters? He's so socially awkward and unstable and has the charisma of a garden slug.", ">\n\nTrue. I have noticed him moving his jaw from side to side in nearly every news conference when someone else is at the podium. Odd.", ">\n\nHe's got some kind of behavioral issue. He was never an appealing candidate, but he's surrounded himself and insulated himself with a core group of very politically savvy extremists that are the ones propelling him forward. He's not the political \"genius\" the media paints him out to be. His handlers are but he's an empty suit being controlled by puppeteers.", ">\n\nThat is actually slightly reassuring for someone not so in the know about him, like myself.", ">\n\nIt shouldn't be though. If you start looking in to his core group of advisors and backers these are some terrifying people.", ">\n\nIn so much as it shows his limitations.", ">\n\nTrue, he has many weaknesses. But they cover for them well.", ">\n\nTrump is desperate to make his opponents look effete to distract from his needing to have his hand held as we walked down a ramp or having to grasp a glass with two small hands or needing the power of the military to help him beat Covid.", ">\n\nCovfefe", ">\n\nHamburder flu", ">\n\nPerpetrated by the radical left gang member known as the “Hamburglar”", ">\n\nRobble robble", ">\n\nLots of self-proclaimed “alpha males” are wrestling with some cognitive dissonance today.", ">\n\nThey'll figure it out after praying to their favorite NFT of the day", ">\n\nDeSantis's response is going to be \"you know what makes me cry? CRT. Please clap.\"", ">\n\nIt was Jeb Bush that said “please clap.”", ">\n\nStandard playbook. Muddy the waters to make your opponent look “just as bad or worse” than you.", ">\n\nOr at least make up enough stories so that sane people with busy lives aren’t sure anymore. It’s what they’ve done for Zelenskyy, Thunberg, and Fauci.\nThat being said I wouldn’t be surprised if Desantis cried.", ">\n\nOn the one hand, Trump claims this any time he tells a story about anyone asking him for anything. \"He came to me with tears in his eyes.\" It's a bizarre piece of rhetoric he employs at every given opportunity. I think he thinks it makes him look magnanimous while simultaneously making the other person look weak. I have doubts that anyone has expressed any emotion in front of the man for less than $50,000 any time in the past 20 years.\nOn the other hand, DeSantis has no heart, can probably cry on command, and will crawl on his hands and knees across broken glass to jerk off a syphilitic stray dog into his own mouth if it means he gets what he wants.", ">\n\nNow thats an awful image!", ">\n\nThank you, I crafted it while taking a dump.", ">\n\nHope Georgia prosecutors doesn't forget the tweet where Trump admitted to interfering in the Florida election to make sure Desantis won.", ">\n\nAnd everybody clapped.", ">\n\nI dunno, I imagine a lot of people cry when they have to interact with him.", ">\n\nDesantis...\"I've seen the pee tape, and it is the most humiliation thing I've ever seen. Donald even got some in his mouth.\"", ">\n\nIt's just DJT pissing up into his own mouth on a bed the Obama's slept on at the Kremlin", ">\n\nTo be fair, getting a close up whiff of scrambled Sudafed and BigMac diaper blowouts tends to make one’s eyes run a bit.", ">\n\nDesantis is garbage. But this story likely isn't true. Trump claims people cry in front of him all the time. Many of those people aren't even real, they are just folks he made up in his head in the moment. \n\"This big guy, some say a former marine, a lot of people are saying it, really big, tough guy, and he came to me, tears in his eyes, and he said 'Mister Trump, you saved my life,' and it's true, I did save his life, I fought next to him in Afghanistan, that's what people are saying, and you know what? Maybe they're right, maybe I did kill 100 terrorists, because I know terrorists, some of them are my friends, and I say to terrorists, stop with that terror, and you know what? They stop. No one else knows terror and anti-terror like I do, just like that marine said.\"", ">\n\nRoflcopter", ">\n\nTrump knows whatever shit he says in the media will be reported like it was fact first and have to be proven false later", ">\n\n\n\"There were tears coming down from his eyes. He said: 'If you endorse me, I'll win,'\" said Trump.\n\nlmao trump couldnt come up with something better than this?", ">\n\nSeriously lol. It has a lot of \"and then everyone clapped\" energy.", ">\n\nWow who's gonna vote for Little Crybaby Ronnie?", ">\n\nWell as hard as it is to say it, I believe Trump this time. He just left out that they cried together, holding each other in a swampy embrace. Their Depends touching each other and their tentacles creep out and conjoin so they may exchange long protein strings.", ">\n\nTrump: [proceeds to unzip pantaloons]", ">\n\n\npantaloons\n\nrich people pants", ">\n\nNo, it’s crazypants. Right there in the name: pant-of-loons.", ">\n\nSuper convincing story, just trust him it's true. He's a business man! How else can he be so rich if not being totally honest? Btw the water pressure sucks in Florida, you have to flush multiple times. Terrible, terrible leader.", ">\n\n“He said ‘Sir…’”", ">\n\nLying liars lie.", ">\n\nBigly.", ">\n\nTrump says ~~Santos~~ DeSantis cried. ~~Santos~~ DeSantis will claim that he didn't. One of these serial liars would be telling the truth. That has never happened before so the universe might just explode out of sheer surprise.\nEdit: wrong idiot", ">\n\nSantos or DeSantis?", ">\n\nTrump is such a beacon of truth and integrity. Add irony here.", ">\n\nPoor Cry Baby DeSantis", ">\n\n‘Big, strong’ men can’t stop crying around President Trump. Just ask him.", ">\n\nTrump is unbelievable. After all these years he still sounds like a hurt 8 year old.", ">\n\nIt's times like this that having no history of telling any kind of truth really doesn't work in his favor, as much as I want to believe this.", ">\n\nLike everything else Trump has said, I’m sure this is 100% true.\nHe never lies, right?", ">\n\nTo try to make a rival look bad? He'd never do that.", ">\n\nWhile calling him sir. Yawn. We get it, Donald.", ">\n\nHe is a cringe factory and totally seems like type to cry for something when he really wants it, like a big baby.", ">\n\nLol. These people suck so bad.", ">\n\nCrying is okay, folks.\nTrump and DeSantis are shit people, but crying is okay.", ">\n\nProbably.... and Donald Trump poops himself and is a traitor.", ">\n\nFact: trump lies about everything. Fact: trump denigrates his opponents. As much as I want to believe this, it’s probably bull shit.", ">\n\nThey’re both liars, but somehow I believe this.", ">\n\nAnd then DJT shit his Depends.", ">\n\nWatching the republican party implode this election cycle is going to be schadenfreude like I’ve never experienced before.", ">\n\nEverything this piece of shit ever says is a lie. So I’m going to happily report that this is definitely more bullshit from this traitor’s mouth.\nThat being said, unfortunately his base will still eat this up. Because:\n-The Traitorous Piece of Shit said it so it must be true.\n-DeathSentence cried.\n-Crying is womanly.\n-DeathSentence is a woman.\n-MAGA MAGA MAGA\nSomewhere right now a group of Qdiots are saying some spaghetti style version of the exact talking points above.", ">\n\nTrump can piss in his pants because he wears absorbent diapers. It is probably a medical condition so he should not be ashamed.", ">\n\n\"He probably didn't even cry when he was a baby, and then he said..SIR!\"", ">\n\nStormy claims trump cried when she laughed at his mushroom dick", ">\n\nI had thought DeSantis was a SEAL, and therefore unlikely to be crying. I checked Wikipedia and found out the was a lawyer for the SEALs, so different. \nThen I read that he got a Bronze Star after his Iraq tour, but then I found out that the Bronze star is typically awarded as an upgrade from a MSM in combat zones. \nSo now I'm thinking that the crying story is totes believable.", ">\n\nSo…. By using logic we come to the conclusion that he made Trump cry, amiright? 😱", ">\n\nThis asshat is so fucking predictable.", ">\n\ndo you mean Desantis crying? Or Trump lying?", ">\n\nAnd called him sir", ">\n\nNext he'll call his wife ugly", ">\n\nOr say that she has secrets about where she worked.\nOr that his dad killed JFK.", ">\n\nNeither of these fascist deserve to be president.", ">\n\nletthemfight.gif", ">\n\nLet them fight. ding ding", ">\n\nLmao, let the feasting begin.", ">\n\nThis I will believe.", ">\n\nI also heard Trump claimed that anytime DeSantis had to open a jar that was too hard to open he came over to Trump's; in tears.", ">\n\nIt's scary how with the GOP's constant appeasement of the Orange Turd, I can actually see this happening. \nIs Trump lying? Most likely. But I can still see it happening.", ">\n\nAnd he's known for his consistent honesty, so I'm sure this happened.", ">\n\nTrump seems to always endorse people who cry in front of him, only to betray him later. Not a great judge of character if you ask me.", ">\n\nLet me guess, he called him 'Sir,' too. \nBuffoon.", ">\n\nHaha, this is where they've gotten to? \"Desantis is a booger-head and cried in front of me!\"", ">\n\nIt’s going to be fascinating to watch the Republican politicians try to take on trump knowing how deranged the base is. They went along with the insanity and even leaned into it like when Ronny D built a toy wall with his kid in the commercial. They must know it’s impossible to reason with these people. I can only imagine what it will look like when the Trump crazies set their sights on destroying DeSantis.", ">\n\nPlease run as an independent. Please.\nHe's the orange kryptonite to that void of charisma hack from Florida.", ">\n\nAs is with everything Donald says \nIt is more than likely Donald cried Infront of Ronald\nHaha Ronald and Donald", ">\n\nAnyone with \"nald\" needs to be blacklisted from politics.", ">\n\nAnyone with gop, conservative or Republicansl too", ">\n\nLet them eat each other, i for one am and will be enjoying the show", ">\n\nWatching two obese men get into a dick measuring contest is rather disturbing.", ">\n\nEspecially without an electron microscope.", ">\n\nKing Ron is too evil to cry. He has ZERO empathy or compassion. I bet he wouldn’t (or didn’t) cry over his own mother dying.", ">\n\nI didn't see any after the hurricanes or the apartment collapse.", ">\n\nDonald Trump can insult DeSantis on every level and watch Ronnie boy go back to kissing Trump's ass. Just like Ted Cruz. \nThe Republican collective lacks a spine since they clearly just accept incivility and childishness as virtues.", ">\n\nPointless article", ">\n\nI hope they both destroy each other. Our country needs a better leader than these two clowns", ">\n\nBegun, the douche wars have.", ">\n\nDude this is fucking hilarious. Let the GOP burn baby burn", ">\n\n\"It was incredible. I was having lunch at Mar-A-Lago and DeSantis walks up to me with tears in his eyes. And he said. You know what he said? He said 'Mister Trump, you're amazing. Everything a man could be. If you endorse me, I'll win. I'll give you anything you want.' And you know what I said? I said 'No way Jose. I'm the big cheese.' And you know what he did? He ran away crying in his little white boots. So sad. So sad.\"", ">\n\nBelievable until he said “Mr trump”.\nIt’s always “Sir” or “Mr President” when the Cheeto relays his big strong man with tears in his eyes stories.", ">\n\nCan you imagine what Republicans are going to release against Trump when he dies and it’s safe to talk?", ">\n\nThis battle between these two would be fucking hilarious if they didn’t have a serious chance of winning.", ">\n\nWho cares what he says. Hey media, just ignore him and report when he's convicted pretty please.", ">\n\nAs weak as Trump is right now, he knows how to put the hurt on competing right-wing grifters.", ">\n\nTrump wasn't kidding when he said he hasn't changed since he was in first grade. This is the kind of thing a bully tries to tell other kids to make the picked on kid in class look bad. Except the picked on kid deserves it this time so it's hard to feel bad for any of them.", ">\n\nSure, Don. We all 100% believe that's something that happened. Thanks for the update.", ">\n\nGotta hand it to him, Trump really knows how to play to the absolute basest and lowest common denominator of humanity.", ">\n\nMAGA is completely Middle School bullshit.", ">\n\nIs trump lying?\nOr is the torture guy a cry baby?", ">\n\nSmells like 2016 again", ">\n\nHe claims everyone cries when they beg him for something. Could it be they’re just tearing up over the noxious stench emanating from his depends?" ]

[ "Sooo, this means trump cried in front of someone when seeking endorsement? Putin?", ">\n\nExactly.", ">\n\nWell, now we know exactly who has something over him.", ">\n\nWe do, but we used to, too.", ">\n\nThanks, Mitch.", ">\n\nDonnie DOES love escalators…", ">\n\nSorry for the convenience", ">\n\nI wonder how man times he called Trump \"sir?\"", ">\n\nThis is how it went word for word.\n“Please sir, endorse me sir. How can I be as smart and as good looking as you sir? Or sir, [starts sobbing] you are so wonderful “", ">\n\nDesantis weakly salutes Dear Leader", ">\n\nThe mandatory real-fake cry claim does have Kim-Jong Il vibes.", ">\n\nRed-on-red crime is my favorite kind of crime.", ">\n\nThis one is great hecause half of their base appeal is as tough guys, so telling the nation that one of them was sobbing like a baby in front of the other is a solid move. Now Deathanus has to decide whether to just accept it and be belittled, or start to fight back and fracture the party. 10/10 can’t wait for season finale.", ">\n\nHalf of these guys wouldn’t know the difference between a hatchet and an axe and wouldn’t be able to load and shoot an AR. \nRepublicans in federal government are almost all what they would consider effeminate suburbanites.", ">\n\nIn reality yes. But we know they don’t live there. To them an obese man who wears makeup and lifted shoes while avoiding war because his feet hurt is the epitome of manly.", ">\n\nI love your username. For some reason, that line cracked up my wife and me and we say it all the time.", ">\n\nIt’s so funny how many people get the reference! Workaholics def had its fans but it was never a mainstream smash so it’s crazy how many people recognize one throwaway line from the show!\nNow get in my grapevan pls", ">\n\nCatherine Zeta Jones, she dips beneath lasers, oh oh oh", ">\n\nShe has entrapped me, and Sean Connery! OH oh OH. OH oh OHhh^hh^h", ">\n\nWhen two pieces of shit get together, there will be a whole lot of stories coming out", ">\n\nThis embarrassing DeSantis campaign ad will be played repeatedly as a hit piece. That was some insane level of bootlicking lol. For one rare moment, I think Trump is speaking the truth. DeSantis absolutely cried in front of him and maybe even got on his knees for an endorsement", ">\n\nI had to go show this to my grandma. She screams about Trump and DeSantis til her voice cracks. She said she’s never wished on anyone’s demise before them. And McConnell. The rage in her 4’11”, 74 year old body is immense.", ">\n\nSounds like you've got one righteous grandma", ">\n\nShe marched her lil ass out in January in DC to march with us during Trump’s inauguration. It was actually my 18th birthday and afterwards we stopped and had Ethiopian for the first time. Her first time trying any African food and she still talks about how much she loves it. She sat with me at a tattoo appointment and afterwards we got pizza and ice cream. I love her. She’s an amazing woman.", ">\n\n\nand afterwards we stopped and had Ethiopian\n\nColumbus Circle? Fantastic places up there", ">\n\nWish I could remember. The place was packed. My grandmother and I sat on the end of the table with the vegetarian platter (since i was vegan) so she mostly ate the veg stuff. It was amazing. There’s a good place up in Tampa (Queen of Sheba) but nowhere near as good as this place was.", ">\n\nHe's probably lying but I wouldn't be surprised if its true. Have you ever seen DeSantis in a debate or outside of his hand-picked media reporters? He's so socially awkward and unstable and has the charisma of a garden slug.", ">\n\nTrue. I have noticed him moving his jaw from side to side in nearly every news conference when someone else is at the podium. Odd.", ">\n\nHe's got some kind of behavioral issue. He was never an appealing candidate, but he's surrounded himself and insulated himself with a core group of very politically savvy extremists that are the ones propelling him forward. He's not the political \"genius\" the media paints him out to be. His handlers are but he's an empty suit being controlled by puppeteers.", ">\n\nThat is actually slightly reassuring for someone not so in the know about him, like myself.", ">\n\nIt shouldn't be though. If you start looking in to his core group of advisors and backers these are some terrifying people.", ">\n\nIn so much as it shows his limitations.", ">\n\nTrue, he has many weaknesses. But they cover for them well.", ">\n\nTrump is desperate to make his opponents look effete to distract from his needing to have his hand held as we walked down a ramp or having to grasp a glass with two small hands or needing the power of the military to help him beat Covid.", ">\n\nCovfefe", ">\n\nHamburder flu", ">\n\nPerpetrated by the radical left gang member known as the “Hamburglar”", ">\n\nRobble robble", ">\n\nLots of self-proclaimed “alpha males” are wrestling with some cognitive dissonance today.", ">\n\nThey'll figure it out after praying to their favorite NFT of the day", ">\n\nDeSantis's response is going to be \"you know what makes me cry? CRT. Please clap.\"", ">\n\nIt was Jeb Bush that said “please clap.”", ">\n\nStandard playbook. Muddy the waters to make your opponent look “just as bad or worse” than you.", ">\n\nOr at least make up enough stories so that sane people with busy lives aren’t sure anymore. It’s what they’ve done for Zelenskyy, Thunberg, and Fauci.\nThat being said I wouldn’t be surprised if Desantis cried.", ">\n\nOn the one hand, Trump claims this any time he tells a story about anyone asking him for anything. \"He came to me with tears in his eyes.\" It's a bizarre piece of rhetoric he employs at every given opportunity. I think he thinks it makes him look magnanimous while simultaneously making the other person look weak. I have doubts that anyone has expressed any emotion in front of the man for less than $50,000 any time in the past 20 years.\nOn the other hand, DeSantis has no heart, can probably cry on command, and will crawl on his hands and knees across broken glass to jerk off a syphilitic stray dog into his own mouth if it means he gets what he wants.", ">\n\nNow thats an awful image!", ">\n\nThank you, I crafted it while taking a dump.", ">\n\nHope Georgia prosecutors doesn't forget the tweet where Trump admitted to interfering in the Florida election to make sure Desantis won.", ">\n\nAnd everybody clapped.", ">\n\nI dunno, I imagine a lot of people cry when they have to interact with him.", ">\n\nDesantis...\"I've seen the pee tape, and it is the most humiliation thing I've ever seen. Donald even got some in his mouth.\"", ">\n\nIt's just DJT pissing up into his own mouth on a bed the Obama's slept on at the Kremlin", ">\n\nTo be fair, getting a close up whiff of scrambled Sudafed and BigMac diaper blowouts tends to make one’s eyes run a bit.", ">\n\nDesantis is garbage. But this story likely isn't true. Trump claims people cry in front of him all the time. Many of those people aren't even real, they are just folks he made up in his head in the moment. \n\"This big guy, some say a former marine, a lot of people are saying it, really big, tough guy, and he came to me, tears in his eyes, and he said 'Mister Trump, you saved my life,' and it's true, I did save his life, I fought next to him in Afghanistan, that's what people are saying, and you know what? Maybe they're right, maybe I did kill 100 terrorists, because I know terrorists, some of them are my friends, and I say to terrorists, stop with that terror, and you know what? They stop. No one else knows terror and anti-terror like I do, just like that marine said.\"", ">\n\nRoflcopter", ">\n\nTrump knows whatever shit he says in the media will be reported like it was fact first and have to be proven false later", ">\n\n\n\"There were tears coming down from his eyes. He said: 'If you endorse me, I'll win,'\" said Trump.\n\nlmao trump couldnt come up with something better than this?", ">\n\nSeriously lol. It has a lot of \"and then everyone clapped\" energy.", ">\n\nWow who's gonna vote for Little Crybaby Ronnie?", ">\n\nWell as hard as it is to say it, I believe Trump this time. He just left out that they cried together, holding each other in a swampy embrace. Their Depends touching each other and their tentacles creep out and conjoin so they may exchange long protein strings.", ">\n\nTrump: [proceeds to unzip pantaloons]", ">\n\n\npantaloons\n\nrich people pants", ">\n\nNo, it’s crazypants. Right there in the name: pant-of-loons.", ">\n\nSuper convincing story, just trust him it's true. He's a business man! How else can he be so rich if not being totally honest? Btw the water pressure sucks in Florida, you have to flush multiple times. Terrible, terrible leader.", ">\n\n“He said ‘Sir…’”", ">\n\nLying liars lie.", ">\n\nBigly.", ">\n\nTrump says ~~Santos~~ DeSantis cried. ~~Santos~~ DeSantis will claim that he didn't. One of these serial liars would be telling the truth. That has never happened before so the universe might just explode out of sheer surprise.\nEdit: wrong idiot", ">\n\nSantos or DeSantis?", ">\n\nTrump is such a beacon of truth and integrity. Add irony here.", ">\n\nPoor Cry Baby DeSantis", ">\n\n‘Big, strong’ men can’t stop crying around President Trump. Just ask him.", ">\n\nTrump is unbelievable. After all these years he still sounds like a hurt 8 year old.", ">\n\nIt's times like this that having no history of telling any kind of truth really doesn't work in his favor, as much as I want to believe this.", ">\n\nLike everything else Trump has said, I’m sure this is 100% true.\nHe never lies, right?", ">\n\nTo try to make a rival look bad? He'd never do that.", ">\n\nWhile calling him sir. Yawn. We get it, Donald.", ">\n\nHe is a cringe factory and totally seems like type to cry for something when he really wants it, like a big baby.", ">\n\nLol. These people suck so bad.", ">\n\nCrying is okay, folks.\nTrump and DeSantis are shit people, but crying is okay.", ">\n\nProbably.... and Donald Trump poops himself and is a traitor.", ">\n\nFact: trump lies about everything. Fact: trump denigrates his opponents. As much as I want to believe this, it’s probably bull shit.", ">\n\nThey’re both liars, but somehow I believe this.", ">\n\nAnd then DJT shit his Depends.", ">\n\nWatching the republican party implode this election cycle is going to be schadenfreude like I’ve never experienced before.", ">\n\nEverything this piece of shit ever says is a lie. So I’m going to happily report that this is definitely more bullshit from this traitor’s mouth.\nThat being said, unfortunately his base will still eat this up. Because:\n-The Traitorous Piece of Shit said it so it must be true.\n-DeathSentence cried.\n-Crying is womanly.\n-DeathSentence is a woman.\n-MAGA MAGA MAGA\nSomewhere right now a group of Qdiots are saying some spaghetti style version of the exact talking points above.", ">\n\nTrump can piss in his pants because he wears absorbent diapers. It is probably a medical condition so he should not be ashamed.", ">\n\n\"He probably didn't even cry when he was a baby, and then he said..SIR!\"", ">\n\nStormy claims trump cried when she laughed at his mushroom dick", ">\n\nI had thought DeSantis was a SEAL, and therefore unlikely to be crying. I checked Wikipedia and found out the was a lawyer for the SEALs, so different. \nThen I read that he got a Bronze Star after his Iraq tour, but then I found out that the Bronze star is typically awarded as an upgrade from a MSM in combat zones. \nSo now I'm thinking that the crying story is totes believable.", ">\n\nSo…. By using logic we come to the conclusion that he made Trump cry, amiright? 😱", ">\n\nThis asshat is so fucking predictable.", ">\n\ndo you mean Desantis crying? Or Trump lying?", ">\n\nAnd called him sir", ">\n\nNext he'll call his wife ugly", ">\n\nOr say that she has secrets about where she worked.\nOr that his dad killed JFK.", ">\n\nNeither of these fascist deserve to be president.", ">\n\nletthemfight.gif", ">\n\nLet them fight. ding ding", ">\n\nLmao, let the feasting begin.", ">\n\nThis I will believe.", ">\n\nI also heard Trump claimed that anytime DeSantis had to open a jar that was too hard to open he came over to Trump's; in tears.", ">\n\nIt's scary how with the GOP's constant appeasement of the Orange Turd, I can actually see this happening. \nIs Trump lying? Most likely. But I can still see it happening.", ">\n\nAnd he's known for his consistent honesty, so I'm sure this happened.", ">\n\nTrump seems to always endorse people who cry in front of him, only to betray him later. Not a great judge of character if you ask me.", ">\n\nLet me guess, he called him 'Sir,' too. \nBuffoon.", ">\n\nHaha, this is where they've gotten to? \"Desantis is a booger-head and cried in front of me!\"", ">\n\nIt’s going to be fascinating to watch the Republican politicians try to take on trump knowing how deranged the base is. They went along with the insanity and even leaned into it like when Ronny D built a toy wall with his kid in the commercial. They must know it’s impossible to reason with these people. I can only imagine what it will look like when the Trump crazies set their sights on destroying DeSantis.", ">\n\nPlease run as an independent. Please.\nHe's the orange kryptonite to that void of charisma hack from Florida.", ">\n\nAs is with everything Donald says \nIt is more than likely Donald cried Infront of Ronald\nHaha Ronald and Donald", ">\n\nAnyone with \"nald\" needs to be blacklisted from politics.", ">\n\nAnyone with gop, conservative or Republicansl too", ">\n\nLet them eat each other, i for one am and will be enjoying the show", ">\n\nWatching two obese men get into a dick measuring contest is rather disturbing.", ">\n\nEspecially without an electron microscope.", ">\n\nKing Ron is too evil to cry. He has ZERO empathy or compassion. I bet he wouldn’t (or didn’t) cry over his own mother dying.", ">\n\nI didn't see any after the hurricanes or the apartment collapse.", ">\n\nDonald Trump can insult DeSantis on every level and watch Ronnie boy go back to kissing Trump's ass. Just like Ted Cruz. \nThe Republican collective lacks a spine since they clearly just accept incivility and childishness as virtues.", ">\n\nPointless article", ">\n\nI hope they both destroy each other. Our country needs a better leader than these two clowns", ">\n\nBegun, the douche wars have.", ">\n\nDude this is fucking hilarious. Let the GOP burn baby burn", ">\n\n\"It was incredible. I was having lunch at Mar-A-Lago and DeSantis walks up to me with tears in his eyes. And he said. You know what he said? He said 'Mister Trump, you're amazing. Everything a man could be. If you endorse me, I'll win. I'll give you anything you want.' And you know what I said? I said 'No way Jose. I'm the big cheese.' And you know what he did? He ran away crying in his little white boots. So sad. So sad.\"", ">\n\nBelievable until he said “Mr trump”.\nIt’s always “Sir” or “Mr President” when the Cheeto relays his big strong man with tears in his eyes stories.", ">\n\nCan you imagine what Republicans are going to release against Trump when he dies and it’s safe to talk?", ">\n\nThis battle between these two would be fucking hilarious if they didn’t have a serious chance of winning.", ">\n\nWho cares what he says. Hey media, just ignore him and report when he's convicted pretty please.", ">\n\nAs weak as Trump is right now, he knows how to put the hurt on competing right-wing grifters.", ">\n\nTrump wasn't kidding when he said he hasn't changed since he was in first grade. This is the kind of thing a bully tries to tell other kids to make the picked on kid in class look bad. Except the picked on kid deserves it this time so it's hard to feel bad for any of them.", ">\n\nSure, Don. We all 100% believe that's something that happened. Thanks for the update.", ">\n\nGotta hand it to him, Trump really knows how to play to the absolute basest and lowest common denominator of humanity.", ">\n\nMAGA is completely Middle School bullshit.", ">\n\nIs trump lying?\nOr is the torture guy a cry baby?", ">\n\nSmells like 2016 again", ">\n\nHe claims everyone cries when they beg him for something. Could it be they’re just tearing up over the noxious stench emanating from his depends?", ">\n\nBoth r whinny little b!tches" ]