Datasets:

---

innovation-hacking2

/

shitposting_dataset5

like 0

[ "Sooo, this means trump cried in front of someone when seeking endorsement? Putin?", ">\n\nExactly.", ">\n\nWell, now we know exactly who has something over him.", ">\n\nWe do, but we used to, too.", ">\n\nThanks, Mitch.", ">\n\nDonnie DOES love escalators…", ">\n\nSorry for the convenience", ">\n\nI wonder how man times he called Trump \"sir?\"", ">\n\nThis is how it went word for word.\n“Please sir, endorse me sir. How can I be as smart and as good looking as you sir? Or sir, [starts sobbing] you are so wonderful “", ">\n\nDesantis weakly salutes Dear Leader", ">\n\nThe mandatory real-fake cry claim does have Kim-Jong Il vibes.", ">\n\nRed-on-red crime is my favorite kind of crime.", ">\n\nThis one is great hecause half of their base appeal is as tough guys, so telling the nation that one of them was sobbing like a baby in front of the other is a solid move. Now Deathanus has to decide whether to just accept it and be belittled, or start to fight back and fracture the party. 10/10 can’t wait for season finale.", ">\n\nHalf of these guys wouldn’t know the difference between a hatchet and an axe and wouldn’t be able to load and shoot an AR. \nRepublicans in federal government are almost all what they would consider effeminate suburbanites.", ">\n\nIn reality yes. But we know they don’t live there. To them an obese man who wears makeup and lifted shoes while avoiding war because his feet hurt is the epitome of manly.", ">\n\nI love your username. For some reason, that line cracked up my wife and me and we say it all the time.", ">\n\nIt’s so funny how many people get the reference! Workaholics def had its fans but it was never a mainstream smash so it’s crazy how many people recognize one throwaway line from the show!\nNow get in my grapevan pls", ">\n\nCatherine Zeta Jones, she dips beneath lasers, oh oh oh", ">\n\nShe has entrapped me, and Sean Connery! OH oh OH. OH oh OHhh^hh^h", ">\n\nWhen two pieces of shit get together, there will be a whole lot of stories coming out", ">\n\nThis embarrassing DeSantis campaign ad will be played repeatedly as a hit piece. That was some insane level of bootlicking lol. For one rare moment, I think Trump is speaking the truth. DeSantis absolutely cried in front of him and maybe even got on his knees for an endorsement", ">\n\nI had to go show this to my grandma. She screams about Trump and DeSantis til her voice cracks. She said she’s never wished on anyone’s demise before them. And McConnell. The rage in her 4’11”, 74 year old body is immense.", ">\n\nSounds like you've got one righteous grandma", ">\n\nShe marched her lil ass out in January in DC to march with us during Trump’s inauguration. It was actually my 18th birthday and afterwards we stopped and had Ethiopian for the first time. Her first time trying any African food and she still talks about how much she loves it. She sat with me at a tattoo appointment and afterwards we got pizza and ice cream. I love her. She’s an amazing woman.", ">\n\n\nand afterwards we stopped and had Ethiopian\n\nColumbus Circle? Fantastic places up there", ">\n\nWish I could remember. The place was packed. My grandmother and I sat on the end of the table with the vegetarian platter (since i was vegan) so she mostly ate the veg stuff. It was amazing. There’s a good place up in Tampa (Queen of Sheba) but nowhere near as good as this place was.", ">\n\nHe's probably lying but I wouldn't be surprised if its true. Have you ever seen DeSantis in a debate or outside of his hand-picked media reporters? He's so socially awkward and unstable and has the charisma of a garden slug.", ">\n\nTrue. I have noticed him moving his jaw from side to side in nearly every news conference when someone else is at the podium. Odd.", ">\n\nHe's got some kind of behavioral issue. He was never an appealing candidate, but he's surrounded himself and insulated himself with a core group of very politically savvy extremists that are the ones propelling him forward. He's not the political \"genius\" the media paints him out to be. His handlers are but he's an empty suit being controlled by puppeteers.", ">\n\nThat is actually slightly reassuring for someone not so in the know about him, like myself.", ">\n\nIt shouldn't be though. If you start looking in to his core group of advisors and backers these are some terrifying people.", ">\n\nIn so much as it shows his limitations.", ">\n\nTrue, he has many weaknesses. But they cover for them well.", ">\n\nTrump is desperate to make his opponents look effete to distract from his needing to have his hand held as we walked down a ramp or having to grasp a glass with two small hands or needing the power of the military to help him beat Covid.", ">\n\nCovfefe", ">\n\nHamburder flu", ">\n\nPerpetrated by the radical left gang member known as the “Hamburglar”", ">\n\nRobble robble", ">\n\nLots of self-proclaimed “alpha males” are wrestling with some cognitive dissonance today.", ">\n\nThey'll figure it out after praying to their favorite NFT of the day", ">\n\nDeSantis's response is going to be \"you know what makes me cry? CRT. Please clap.\"", ">\n\nIt was Jeb Bush that said “please clap.”", ">\n\nStandard playbook. Muddy the waters to make your opponent look “just as bad or worse” than you.", ">\n\nOr at least make up enough stories so that sane people with busy lives aren’t sure anymore. It’s what they’ve done for Zelenskyy, Thunberg, and Fauci.\nThat being said I wouldn’t be surprised if Desantis cried.", ">\n\nOn the one hand, Trump claims this any time he tells a story about anyone asking him for anything. \"He came to me with tears in his eyes.\" It's a bizarre piece of rhetoric he employs at every given opportunity. I think he thinks it makes him look magnanimous while simultaneously making the other person look weak. I have doubts that anyone has expressed any emotion in front of the man for less than $50,000 any time in the past 20 years.\nOn the other hand, DeSantis has no heart, can probably cry on command, and will crawl on his hands and knees across broken glass to jerk off a syphilitic stray dog into his own mouth if it means he gets what he wants.", ">\n\nNow thats an awful image!", ">\n\nThank you, I crafted it while taking a dump.", ">\n\nHope Georgia prosecutors doesn't forget the tweet where Trump admitted to interfering in the Florida election to make sure Desantis won.", ">\n\nAnd everybody clapped.", ">\n\nI dunno, I imagine a lot of people cry when they have to interact with him.", ">\n\nDesantis...\"I've seen the pee tape, and it is the most humiliation thing I've ever seen. Donald even got some in his mouth.\"", ">\n\nIt's just DJT pissing up into his own mouth on a bed the Obama's slept on at the Kremlin", ">\n\nTo be fair, getting a close up whiff of scrambled Sudafed and BigMac diaper blowouts tends to make one’s eyes run a bit.", ">\n\nDesantis is garbage. But this story likely isn't true. Trump claims people cry in front of him all the time. Many of those people aren't even real, they are just folks he made up in his head in the moment. \n\"This big guy, some say a former marine, a lot of people are saying it, really big, tough guy, and he came to me, tears in his eyes, and he said 'Mister Trump, you saved my life,' and it's true, I did save his life, I fought next to him in Afghanistan, that's what people are saying, and you know what? Maybe they're right, maybe I did kill 100 terrorists, because I know terrorists, some of them are my friends, and I say to terrorists, stop with that terror, and you know what? They stop. No one else knows terror and anti-terror like I do, just like that marine said.\"", ">\n\nRoflcopter", ">\n\nTrump knows whatever shit he says in the media will be reported like it was fact first and have to be proven false later", ">\n\n\n\"There were tears coming down from his eyes. He said: 'If you endorse me, I'll win,'\" said Trump.\n\nlmao trump couldnt come up with something better than this?", ">\n\nSeriously lol. It has a lot of \"and then everyone clapped\" energy.", ">\n\nWow who's gonna vote for Little Crybaby Ronnie?", ">\n\nWell as hard as it is to say it, I believe Trump this time. He just left out that they cried together, holding each other in a swampy embrace. Their Depends touching each other and their tentacles creep out and conjoin so they may exchange long protein strings.", ">\n\nTrump: [proceeds to unzip pantaloons]", ">\n\n\npantaloons\n\nrich people pants", ">\n\nNo, it’s crazypants. Right there in the name: pant-of-loons.", ">\n\nSuper convincing story, just trust him it's true. He's a business man! How else can he be so rich if not being totally honest? Btw the water pressure sucks in Florida, you have to flush multiple times. Terrible, terrible leader.", ">\n\n“He said ‘Sir…’”", ">\n\nLying liars lie.", ">\n\nBigly.", ">\n\nTrump says ~~Santos~~ DeSantis cried. ~~Santos~~ DeSantis will claim that he didn't. One of these serial liars would be telling the truth. That has never happened before so the universe might just explode out of sheer surprise.\nEdit: wrong idiot", ">\n\nSantos or DeSantis?", ">\n\nTrump is such a beacon of truth and integrity. Add irony here.", ">\n\nPoor Cry Baby DeSantis", ">\n\n‘Big, strong’ men can’t stop crying around President Trump. Just ask him.", ">\n\nTrump is unbelievable. After all these years he still sounds like a hurt 8 year old.", ">\n\nIt's times like this that having no history of telling any kind of truth really doesn't work in his favor, as much as I want to believe this.", ">\n\nLike everything else Trump has said, I’m sure this is 100% true.\nHe never lies, right?", ">\n\nTo try to make a rival look bad? He'd never do that.", ">\n\nWhile calling him sir. Yawn. We get it, Donald.", ">\n\nHe is a cringe factory and totally seems like type to cry for something when he really wants it, like a big baby.", ">\n\nLol. These people suck so bad.", ">\n\nCrying is okay, folks.\nTrump and DeSantis are shit people, but crying is okay.", ">\n\nProbably.... and Donald Trump poops himself and is a traitor.", ">\n\nFact: trump lies about everything. Fact: trump denigrates his opponents. As much as I want to believe this, it’s probably bull shit.", ">\n\nThey’re both liars, but somehow I believe this.", ">\n\nAnd then DJT shit his Depends.", ">\n\nWatching the republican party implode this election cycle is going to be schadenfreude like I’ve never experienced before.", ">\n\nEverything this piece of shit ever says is a lie. So I’m going to happily report that this is definitely more bullshit from this traitor’s mouth.\nThat being said, unfortunately his base will still eat this up. Because:\n-The Traitorous Piece of Shit said it so it must be true.\n-DeathSentence cried.\n-Crying is womanly.\n-DeathSentence is a woman.\n-MAGA MAGA MAGA\nSomewhere right now a group of Qdiots are saying some spaghetti style version of the exact talking points above.", ">\n\nTrump can piss in his pants because he wears absorbent diapers. It is probably a medical condition so he should not be ashamed.", ">\n\n\"He probably didn't even cry when he was a baby, and then he said..SIR!\"", ">\n\nStormy claims trump cried when she laughed at his mushroom dick", ">\n\nI had thought DeSantis was a SEAL, and therefore unlikely to be crying. I checked Wikipedia and found out the was a lawyer for the SEALs, so different. \nThen I read that he got a Bronze Star after his Iraq tour, but then I found out that the Bronze star is typically awarded as an upgrade from a MSM in combat zones. \nSo now I'm thinking that the crying story is totes believable.", ">\n\nSo…. By using logic we come to the conclusion that he made Trump cry, amiright? 😱", ">\n\nThis asshat is so fucking predictable.", ">\n\ndo you mean Desantis crying? Or Trump lying?", ">\n\nAnd called him sir", ">\n\nNext he'll call his wife ugly", ">\n\nOr say that she has secrets about where she worked.\nOr that his dad killed JFK.", ">\n\nNeither of these fascist deserve to be president.", ">\n\nletthemfight.gif", ">\n\nLet them fight. ding ding", ">\n\nLmao, let the feasting begin.", ">\n\nThis I will believe.", ">\n\nI also heard Trump claimed that anytime DeSantis had to open a jar that was too hard to open he came over to Trump's; in tears.", ">\n\nIt's scary how with the GOP's constant appeasement of the Orange Turd, I can actually see this happening. \nIs Trump lying? Most likely. But I can still see it happening.", ">\n\nAnd he's known for his consistent honesty, so I'm sure this happened.", ">\n\nTrump seems to always endorse people who cry in front of him, only to betray him later. Not a great judge of character if you ask me.", ">\n\nLet me guess, he called him 'Sir,' too. \nBuffoon.", ">\n\nHaha, this is where they've gotten to? \"Desantis is a booger-head and cried in front of me!\"", ">\n\nIt’s going to be fascinating to watch the Republican politicians try to take on trump knowing how deranged the base is. They went along with the insanity and even leaned into it like when Ronny D built a toy wall with his kid in the commercial. They must know it’s impossible to reason with these people. I can only imagine what it will look like when the Trump crazies set their sights on destroying DeSantis.", ">\n\nPlease run as an independent. Please.\nHe's the orange kryptonite to that void of charisma hack from Florida.", ">\n\nAs is with everything Donald says \nIt is more than likely Donald cried Infront of Ronald\nHaha Ronald and Donald", ">\n\nAnyone with \"nald\" needs to be blacklisted from politics.", ">\n\nAnyone with gop, conservative or Republicansl too", ">\n\nLet them eat each other, i for one am and will be enjoying the show", ">\n\nWatching two obese men get into a dick measuring contest is rather disturbing.", ">\n\nEspecially without an electron microscope.", ">\n\nKing Ron is too evil to cry. He has ZERO empathy or compassion. I bet he wouldn’t (or didn’t) cry over his own mother dying.", ">\n\nI didn't see any after the hurricanes or the apartment collapse.", ">\n\nDonald Trump can insult DeSantis on every level and watch Ronnie boy go back to kissing Trump's ass. Just like Ted Cruz. \nThe Republican collective lacks a spine since they clearly just accept incivility and childishness as virtues.", ">\n\nPointless article", ">\n\nI hope they both destroy each other. Our country needs a better leader than these two clowns", ">\n\nBegun, the douche wars have.", ">\n\nDude this is fucking hilarious. Let the GOP burn baby burn", ">\n\n\"It was incredible. I was having lunch at Mar-A-Lago and DeSantis walks up to me with tears in his eyes. And he said. You know what he said? He said 'Mister Trump, you're amazing. Everything a man could be. If you endorse me, I'll win. I'll give you anything you want.' And you know what I said? I said 'No way Jose. I'm the big cheese.' And you know what he did? He ran away crying in his little white boots. So sad. So sad.\"", ">\n\nBelievable until he said “Mr trump”.\nIt’s always “Sir” or “Mr President” when the Cheeto relays his big strong man with tears in his eyes stories.", ">\n\nCan you imagine what Republicans are going to release against Trump when he dies and it’s safe to talk?", ">\n\nThis battle between these two would be fucking hilarious if they didn’t have a serious chance of winning.", ">\n\nWho cares what he says. Hey media, just ignore him and report when he's convicted pretty please.", ">\n\nAs weak as Trump is right now, he knows how to put the hurt on competing right-wing grifters.", ">\n\nTrump wasn't kidding when he said he hasn't changed since he was in first grade. This is the kind of thing a bully tries to tell other kids to make the picked on kid in class look bad. Except the picked on kid deserves it this time so it's hard to feel bad for any of them.", ">\n\nSure, Don. We all 100% believe that's something that happened. Thanks for the update.", ">\n\nGotta hand it to him, Trump really knows how to play to the absolute basest and lowest common denominator of humanity.", ">\n\nMAGA is completely Middle School bullshit.", ">\n\nIs trump lying?\nOr is the torture guy a cry baby?", ">\n\nSmells like 2016 again", ">\n\nHe claims everyone cries when they beg him for something. Could it be they’re just tearing up over the noxious stench emanating from his depends?", ">\n\nBoth r whinny little b!tches", ">\n\nOh I’m sure Trump has leaked a tear or two during a ketchup-smearing tantrum.", ">\n\nThe smell from Trump’s diaper was really bad at the time.", ">\n\nWhen Donny starts losing in the primary and he turns his violent goons on his opponents, that's gonna be a good time. No wonder they all want to see him in jail or dead before the time comes.", ">\n\nThis one actually tracks as being true. DeSantis is a whiner in press conferences I can only imagine what crocodile tears he pulls out while trying to gain power.", ">\n\nNext he is going to say DeSantis sucked his dick and swallowed.", ">\n\nLmao we're in for a wild ride, folks!", ">\n\nI’m sure they both cried together holding each other’s bellies", ">\n\nHonestly I doubt it happened at all, the man spews bullshit nonstop but he's now made one of his most dangerous political rivals look weak. Honestly, Ron was most likely the next to the throne of the republican party. \nRonny needs to come out swinging to appeal to the base cos the base will belief anything that liar will say. \nSo is it a republican party or a maga party is gonna be the question", ">\n\nHe came to me with tears in his eyes and said “sir”", ">\n\nLol this is gonna be good 🍿", ">\n\nI’m thrilled both are running for president. I hope they both keep going. Split the vote!!", ">\n\nRon gave Don head guaranteed", ">\n\nNot sure which of these guys is a bigger idiot", ">\n\nThe one time I want Trump to not be lying…", ">\n\nI cant wait for this lame party of GOP incel s to continue to lose, they are all absolute fucking idiots who have nothing to offer except wining and being so passive and lame and sad sack loser fucking idiots, the worst shit for America, just fucking cry baby losers. Barf.", ">\n\n“Oh sir, sir, please endorse me sir…”", ">\n\nAh, so trmp cried in front of someone when he needed their support. putin? I bet it was putin.", ">\n\nCome on, his knees were starting to hurt!", ">\n\nBut did he “beg like a dog”? The Trumpees love the most crass belittlements. Crying isn’t humiliating enough.", ">\n\n\nTrump Claims DeSantis Cried in Front of Him While Seeking Endorsement\n\nFor once I believe him", ">\n\nThey're both dicks and deserve each other.", ">\n\nBecause crying, as a sign of empathy and emotions, is a crippling wound in the mind of Donald Trump.", ">\n\nUsually, everything that comes out of Trump's mouth is bullshit, but it would not surprise me one bit if it was true.", ">\n\nYea, straight up lie.", ">\n\nCrying is not a weakness. Having said that, both of these guys can get fucked.", ">\n\nIs this even newsworthy? Who cares.", ">\n\nDid we learn nothing from vintage commercials? You gotta save Kodak moments like this to enjoy and share with others on a later date", ">\n\nWhy wouldn’t we believe you Mr Trump, oh that’s right you lie and you hate DeSantis.", ">\n\n\nBig man, strong man, comes up to me - tears in his eyes - he says \"Sir...\"\n\n-", ">\n\nWell, I gotta say, I absolutely believe him . . . and I REALLY bet it looked just like John Turturro begging for his life in Miller's Crossing. \"I'm just a grifter, Trumpy! I'm a nobody!\"", ">\n\nOh man, this is going to get real entertaining if DeSantis starts swinging back. I hope he does, and doe snot just roll over thinking \"it's fine, I'll run in 2028\".\nHe must be aware that, if Trump somehow won in 2024, the country would once again go blue after 4 more years of Trump. The last time he won is poisoned the next 3 elections for republicans. So, DeSantis would have a much worse chance of winning if he waited until 2028. Especially after Trump inevitably attempts to change the rules to allow him to run for a 3rd term.\nThe Conservative subreddit was pretty much ready to ditch Trump after the midterms. They've cooled a bit on that now, and are not paying much attention to these little jabs. But seeing them tear themselves in half when the gloves come off between Trump and DeSantis would really be some quality entertainment.", ">\n\nWhatever you think about his popularity with the broader electorate I wouldn't want to see Trump win even the Republican nomination. If he gets his hands on the levers of power and he knows that constitutionally he is ineligible for another term then he will do everything and anything to retain his grip on power. His last term ended with rednecks shitting in the halls of Congress. Let's not flirt with the idea that letting him win the nomination is good for Democrats. That's some 2016 thinking", ">\n\nWhatever. According to Trump everybody who comes up to talk to him as tears in their eyes. I imagine they're just crying cuz they're too close to God damn Donald Trump.", ">\n\nTrump tells the truth for once.", ">\n\nWho cares? I’m so over this type of stuff…we need to debate policies, attack bad policies…move on from the useless insults.", ">\n\nWe need pics", ">\n\nI doubt this is true but I love that he's using this nonsense on someone who deserves it for once.", ">\n\nDeSantis \"I cry everytime I'm in close proximity to freshly cut onions\" 🤣😙", ">\n\nI'm gonna go ahead and assume this is true, just like I'm gonna go ahead and assume it means trump cried in front of the actual billionaires in control of the GOP when he sought their endorsement.", ">\n\nCan we stop talking about trump for the ever loving fucking love of god. We’re gonna wake up to, “trump doesn’t understand oat milk.” Like fuck off. But it’s hard to stop talking about a guy who sells papers right", ">\n\nTo be fair, if I was stuck in a room with Trump I'd probably cry too.", ">\n\nThis won’t matter to the right. They don’t care. This masculinity “gotcha” will totally miss them. The only way this will ever matter is if they want to leverage against DeSantis later. As long as he is really delivering for the fascists and white supremacists, nothing will matter.", ">\n\nI'm cool with trump's lies sabotaging the republican party.", ">\n\nPeople who give a shit about stuff like this are watching politics like it’s a TV show or sporting event. \nSad.", ">\n\nWow.....when two serial liars tell a story, which one do you believe?!", ">\n\nDesantis vs Trump in primaries is going to be the most ridiculously absurd schoolyard insult fight ever.", ">\n\nTrump lies as easily as he breathes. At this point I’d be way more surprised to hear he told the truth about something", ">\n\nMore of this, please. Rot from within. MORE MORE MORE!", ">\n\nYes. I’m certain this actually happened.", ">\n\nThis one gonna get nasty", ">\n\nHaha it’s going to be fun watching these dogs pee all over eachother", ">\n\nJust another absurd claim that can’t be proven one way or the other. Not that DeSatan isn’t a monstrous liar himself.", ">\n\nI believe it", ">\n\nSo with his track record of projection...\nWhat do you think the over under on trump crying videos existing are?", ">\n\nDeSantis cry? A physical impossibility!", ">\n\nI don't doubt it. He'll do anything to get power.", ">\n\nBig strong man, tears in his eyes.", ">\n\nAs I watch as our democratic republic swirls down the toilet, my only solace is watching these two psychopaths (Trump & DeSantis) go at each other's throats for the Presidency.", ">\n\nI didn't even know DeSantis was a trucker.", ">\n\nHe means his money shot in DeSantis face got him in the eyes, causing them to water. 💦", ">\n\nIt was probably the smell", ">\n\nI choose to believe this, because it’s hilarious to picture.", ">\n\nare they really wearing the exact same outfit lmao", ">\n\nI honestly kind of believe this.", ">\n\nTrump, if you have any kind of solid evidence on these claims, you better start producing them for the press because DeSantis is kicking your ass.", ">\n\nSo what? The two of you are cut from the same dicktater cloth.", ">\n\nLet em fight!", ">\n\nVideo/pics or stfu trumpie!", ">\n\nDon't get me wrong, I dislike DeSantis just as much, but only the orange blob would make fun of someone showing feelings and use it to win internet points.", ">\n\nMust have been the smell", ">\n\nHe just couldn’t keep that card in his pocket. The premature trump played himself.", ">\n\nCan’t out bitchboy this bitchboy", ">\n\nJust this once, I’m going to assume Donald Trump is telling the truth, because fuck Ron DeSantis.", ">\n\nThe thing is, who cares if he cried? I do not like RD (lived in Florida 5 years, moved to another state in 2021, mostly because of what Florida is turning into), but even if he did cry, so what? Trump’s gender lines are so dumb and archaic: crying mad bad.", ">\n\nit doesn't matter.\nif desantis cried desantis fans will say he's human. if joe biden cried desantis fans will say he's weak.", ">\n\nDid he call him “sir” too while crying?", ">\n\nIt brings me great joy that these meatheads are eating each other alive.\nGreat, great joy.", ">\n\nDid Deathanus take it with, or without KY?", ">\n\nYes! Let’s the flames begin!", ">\n\nI CANNOT wait for the primary debates.", ">\n\nStrong guy. Never cried before in his life. Came to me with tears in his eyes asking for my endorsement. What a guy. So disloyal now.", ">\n\nI hate both of them but DeSantis isn't a scared little child. This is a guy who played college baseball - he was a stud. The last person he'd ever cry in front of is Trump that's for sure.", ">\n\nPlaying college baseball has absolutely nothing to do with this lmao.", ">\n\nIt does, it shows he's not a wimp. I hate the fucker with a passion but don't believe he cried in front of Trump. If you played baseball or football in college you'd understand (but clearly you didn't.)", ">\n\nSo when do we get the small penis insults from Trump?", ">\n\nThis is so stupid. There's no evidence but it's still gonna start yet another stage of those twos pissing match and it's hilarious", ">\n\n\"....and then Ron felt trump's massive biceps and begged him to become his personal trainer. Then Ron begged trump to teach him how to cook, make love, and buy property.\"", ">\n\nDid daddy Rump make Ronnie cry", ">\n\nThe best part? This stuff works. I don't know whether I should be impressed by Trump or sad for his supporters. A little of both, I guess.", ">\n\nLol, shit getting real.", ">\n\nTrump trying to appeal to those personality types who buy into egocentric masculinity that doesn’t include boys crying. The same kind of dudes who have to carry firearms to feel safe in society. “Tough on the outside…., repressed, depressed and angry on the inside.”", ">\n\nSomehow I believe Trump on this one.", ">\n\nRon's got 24 hours to get in the booth and buck back with a diss track", ">\n\nThe tiny hands club", ">\n\nThat Desantis wall building video with his kids is the SIMPIEST thing ive ever seen, not only by a politician, but a man. \nTalk about a little germ\nI Believe this....", ">\n\nRepublicans hate any sign of weakness", ">\n\nThis is a story about a liar lying about a liar!", ">\n\nIt's like that empire strikes back seen between Vader and the Emperor. Except two fools 🤣 Space Balls 2 here we come.", ">\n\nThis is the ultimate conservative insult. No \"real man\" would cry, let alone in front of another \"real man\".", ">\n\nKen Watanabi: “Let them fight”", ">\n\nDeSantis is a scammer, they were probably crocodile tears just to manipulate Trump" ]

[ "Sooo, this means trump cried in front of someone when seeking endorsement? Putin?", ">\n\nExactly.", ">\n\nWell, now we know exactly who has something over him.", ">\n\nWe do, but we used to, too.", ">\n\nThanks, Mitch.", ">\n\nDonnie DOES love escalators…", ">\n\nSorry for the convenience", ">\n\nI wonder how man times he called Trump \"sir?\"", ">\n\nThis is how it went word for word.\n“Please sir, endorse me sir. How can I be as smart and as good looking as you sir? Or sir, [starts sobbing] you are so wonderful “", ">\n\nDesantis weakly salutes Dear Leader", ">\n\nThe mandatory real-fake cry claim does have Kim-Jong Il vibes.", ">\n\nRed-on-red crime is my favorite kind of crime.", ">\n\nThis one is great hecause half of their base appeal is as tough guys, so telling the nation that one of them was sobbing like a baby in front of the other is a solid move. Now Deathanus has to decide whether to just accept it and be belittled, or start to fight back and fracture the party. 10/10 can’t wait for season finale.", ">\n\nHalf of these guys wouldn’t know the difference between a hatchet and an axe and wouldn’t be able to load and shoot an AR. \nRepublicans in federal government are almost all what they would consider effeminate suburbanites.", ">\n\nIn reality yes. But we know they don’t live there. To them an obese man who wears makeup and lifted shoes while avoiding war because his feet hurt is the epitome of manly.", ">\n\nI love your username. For some reason, that line cracked up my wife and me and we say it all the time.", ">\n\nIt’s so funny how many people get the reference! Workaholics def had its fans but it was never a mainstream smash so it’s crazy how many people recognize one throwaway line from the show!\nNow get in my grapevan pls", ">\n\nCatherine Zeta Jones, she dips beneath lasers, oh oh oh", ">\n\nShe has entrapped me, and Sean Connery! OH oh OH. OH oh OHhh^hh^h", ">\n\nWhen two pieces of shit get together, there will be a whole lot of stories coming out", ">\n\nThis embarrassing DeSantis campaign ad will be played repeatedly as a hit piece. That was some insane level of bootlicking lol. For one rare moment, I think Trump is speaking the truth. DeSantis absolutely cried in front of him and maybe even got on his knees for an endorsement", ">\n\nI had to go show this to my grandma. She screams about Trump and DeSantis til her voice cracks. She said she’s never wished on anyone’s demise before them. And McConnell. The rage in her 4’11”, 74 year old body is immense.", ">\n\nSounds like you've got one righteous grandma", ">\n\nShe marched her lil ass out in January in DC to march with us during Trump’s inauguration. It was actually my 18th birthday and afterwards we stopped and had Ethiopian for the first time. Her first time trying any African food and she still talks about how much she loves it. She sat with me at a tattoo appointment and afterwards we got pizza and ice cream. I love her. She’s an amazing woman.", ">\n\n\nand afterwards we stopped and had Ethiopian\n\nColumbus Circle? Fantastic places up there", ">\n\nWish I could remember. The place was packed. My grandmother and I sat on the end of the table with the vegetarian platter (since i was vegan) so she mostly ate the veg stuff. It was amazing. There’s a good place up in Tampa (Queen of Sheba) but nowhere near as good as this place was.", ">\n\nHe's probably lying but I wouldn't be surprised if its true. Have you ever seen DeSantis in a debate or outside of his hand-picked media reporters? He's so socially awkward and unstable and has the charisma of a garden slug.", ">\n\nTrue. I have noticed him moving his jaw from side to side in nearly every news conference when someone else is at the podium. Odd.", ">\n\nHe's got some kind of behavioral issue. He was never an appealing candidate, but he's surrounded himself and insulated himself with a core group of very politically savvy extremists that are the ones propelling him forward. He's not the political \"genius\" the media paints him out to be. His handlers are but he's an empty suit being controlled by puppeteers.", ">\n\nThat is actually slightly reassuring for someone not so in the know about him, like myself.", ">\n\nIt shouldn't be though. If you start looking in to his core group of advisors and backers these are some terrifying people.", ">\n\nIn so much as it shows his limitations.", ">\n\nTrue, he has many weaknesses. But they cover for them well.", ">\n\nTrump is desperate to make his opponents look effete to distract from his needing to have his hand held as we walked down a ramp or having to grasp a glass with two small hands or needing the power of the military to help him beat Covid.", ">\n\nCovfefe", ">\n\nHamburder flu", ">\n\nPerpetrated by the radical left gang member known as the “Hamburglar”", ">\n\nRobble robble", ">\n\nLots of self-proclaimed “alpha males” are wrestling with some cognitive dissonance today.", ">\n\nThey'll figure it out after praying to their favorite NFT of the day", ">\n\nDeSantis's response is going to be \"you know what makes me cry? CRT. Please clap.\"", ">\n\nIt was Jeb Bush that said “please clap.”", ">\n\nStandard playbook. Muddy the waters to make your opponent look “just as bad or worse” than you.", ">\n\nOr at least make up enough stories so that sane people with busy lives aren’t sure anymore. It’s what they’ve done for Zelenskyy, Thunberg, and Fauci.\nThat being said I wouldn’t be surprised if Desantis cried.", ">\n\nOn the one hand, Trump claims this any time he tells a story about anyone asking him for anything. \"He came to me with tears in his eyes.\" It's a bizarre piece of rhetoric he employs at every given opportunity. I think he thinks it makes him look magnanimous while simultaneously making the other person look weak. I have doubts that anyone has expressed any emotion in front of the man for less than $50,000 any time in the past 20 years.\nOn the other hand, DeSantis has no heart, can probably cry on command, and will crawl on his hands and knees across broken glass to jerk off a syphilitic stray dog into his own mouth if it means he gets what he wants.", ">\n\nNow thats an awful image!", ">\n\nThank you, I crafted it while taking a dump.", ">\n\nHope Georgia prosecutors doesn't forget the tweet where Trump admitted to interfering in the Florida election to make sure Desantis won.", ">\n\nAnd everybody clapped.", ">\n\nI dunno, I imagine a lot of people cry when they have to interact with him.", ">\n\nDesantis...\"I've seen the pee tape, and it is the most humiliation thing I've ever seen. Donald even got some in his mouth.\"", ">\n\nIt's just DJT pissing up into his own mouth on a bed the Obama's slept on at the Kremlin", ">\n\nTo be fair, getting a close up whiff of scrambled Sudafed and BigMac diaper blowouts tends to make one’s eyes run a bit.", ">\n\nDesantis is garbage. But this story likely isn't true. Trump claims people cry in front of him all the time. Many of those people aren't even real, they are just folks he made up in his head in the moment. \n\"This big guy, some say a former marine, a lot of people are saying it, really big, tough guy, and he came to me, tears in his eyes, and he said 'Mister Trump, you saved my life,' and it's true, I did save his life, I fought next to him in Afghanistan, that's what people are saying, and you know what? Maybe they're right, maybe I did kill 100 terrorists, because I know terrorists, some of them are my friends, and I say to terrorists, stop with that terror, and you know what? They stop. No one else knows terror and anti-terror like I do, just like that marine said.\"", ">\n\nRoflcopter", ">\n\nTrump knows whatever shit he says in the media will be reported like it was fact first and have to be proven false later", ">\n\n\n\"There were tears coming down from his eyes. He said: 'If you endorse me, I'll win,'\" said Trump.\n\nlmao trump couldnt come up with something better than this?", ">\n\nSeriously lol. It has a lot of \"and then everyone clapped\" energy.", ">\n\nWow who's gonna vote for Little Crybaby Ronnie?", ">\n\nWell as hard as it is to say it, I believe Trump this time. He just left out that they cried together, holding each other in a swampy embrace. Their Depends touching each other and their tentacles creep out and conjoin so they may exchange long protein strings.", ">\n\nTrump: [proceeds to unzip pantaloons]", ">\n\n\npantaloons\n\nrich people pants", ">\n\nNo, it’s crazypants. Right there in the name: pant-of-loons.", ">\n\nSuper convincing story, just trust him it's true. He's a business man! How else can he be so rich if not being totally honest? Btw the water pressure sucks in Florida, you have to flush multiple times. Terrible, terrible leader.", ">\n\n“He said ‘Sir…’”", ">\n\nLying liars lie.", ">\n\nBigly.", ">\n\nTrump says ~~Santos~~ DeSantis cried. ~~Santos~~ DeSantis will claim that he didn't. One of these serial liars would be telling the truth. That has never happened before so the universe might just explode out of sheer surprise.\nEdit: wrong idiot", ">\n\nSantos or DeSantis?", ">\n\nTrump is such a beacon of truth and integrity. Add irony here.", ">\n\nPoor Cry Baby DeSantis", ">\n\n‘Big, strong’ men can’t stop crying around President Trump. Just ask him.", ">\n\nTrump is unbelievable. After all these years he still sounds like a hurt 8 year old.", ">\n\nIt's times like this that having no history of telling any kind of truth really doesn't work in his favor, as much as I want to believe this.", ">\n\nLike everything else Trump has said, I’m sure this is 100% true.\nHe never lies, right?", ">\n\nTo try to make a rival look bad? He'd never do that.", ">\n\nWhile calling him sir. Yawn. We get it, Donald.", ">\n\nHe is a cringe factory and totally seems like type to cry for something when he really wants it, like a big baby.", ">\n\nLol. These people suck so bad.", ">\n\nCrying is okay, folks.\nTrump and DeSantis are shit people, but crying is okay.", ">\n\nProbably.... and Donald Trump poops himself and is a traitor.", ">\n\nFact: trump lies about everything. Fact: trump denigrates his opponents. As much as I want to believe this, it’s probably bull shit.", ">\n\nThey’re both liars, but somehow I believe this.", ">\n\nAnd then DJT shit his Depends.", ">\n\nWatching the republican party implode this election cycle is going to be schadenfreude like I’ve never experienced before.", ">\n\nEverything this piece of shit ever says is a lie. So I’m going to happily report that this is definitely more bullshit from this traitor’s mouth.\nThat being said, unfortunately his base will still eat this up. Because:\n-The Traitorous Piece of Shit said it so it must be true.\n-DeathSentence cried.\n-Crying is womanly.\n-DeathSentence is a woman.\n-MAGA MAGA MAGA\nSomewhere right now a group of Qdiots are saying some spaghetti style version of the exact talking points above.", ">\n\nTrump can piss in his pants because he wears absorbent diapers. It is probably a medical condition so he should not be ashamed.", ">\n\n\"He probably didn't even cry when he was a baby, and then he said..SIR!\"", ">\n\nStormy claims trump cried when she laughed at his mushroom dick", ">\n\nI had thought DeSantis was a SEAL, and therefore unlikely to be crying. I checked Wikipedia and found out the was a lawyer for the SEALs, so different. \nThen I read that he got a Bronze Star after his Iraq tour, but then I found out that the Bronze star is typically awarded as an upgrade from a MSM in combat zones. \nSo now I'm thinking that the crying story is totes believable.", ">\n\nSo…. By using logic we come to the conclusion that he made Trump cry, amiright? 😱", ">\n\nThis asshat is so fucking predictable.", ">\n\ndo you mean Desantis crying? Or Trump lying?", ">\n\nAnd called him sir", ">\n\nNext he'll call his wife ugly", ">\n\nOr say that she has secrets about where she worked.\nOr that his dad killed JFK.", ">\n\nNeither of these fascist deserve to be president.", ">\n\nletthemfight.gif", ">\n\nLet them fight. ding ding", ">\n\nLmao, let the feasting begin.", ">\n\nThis I will believe.", ">\n\nI also heard Trump claimed that anytime DeSantis had to open a jar that was too hard to open he came over to Trump's; in tears.", ">\n\nIt's scary how with the GOP's constant appeasement of the Orange Turd, I can actually see this happening. \nIs Trump lying? Most likely. But I can still see it happening.", ">\n\nAnd he's known for his consistent honesty, so I'm sure this happened.", ">\n\nTrump seems to always endorse people who cry in front of him, only to betray him later. Not a great judge of character if you ask me.", ">\n\nLet me guess, he called him 'Sir,' too. \nBuffoon.", ">\n\nHaha, this is where they've gotten to? \"Desantis is a booger-head and cried in front of me!\"", ">\n\nIt’s going to be fascinating to watch the Republican politicians try to take on trump knowing how deranged the base is. They went along with the insanity and even leaned into it like when Ronny D built a toy wall with his kid in the commercial. They must know it’s impossible to reason with these people. I can only imagine what it will look like when the Trump crazies set their sights on destroying DeSantis.", ">\n\nPlease run as an independent. Please.\nHe's the orange kryptonite to that void of charisma hack from Florida.", ">\n\nAs is with everything Donald says \nIt is more than likely Donald cried Infront of Ronald\nHaha Ronald and Donald", ">\n\nAnyone with \"nald\" needs to be blacklisted from politics.", ">\n\nAnyone with gop, conservative or Republicansl too", ">\n\nLet them eat each other, i for one am and will be enjoying the show", ">\n\nWatching two obese men get into a dick measuring contest is rather disturbing.", ">\n\nEspecially without an electron microscope.", ">\n\nKing Ron is too evil to cry. He has ZERO empathy or compassion. I bet he wouldn’t (or didn’t) cry over his own mother dying.", ">\n\nI didn't see any after the hurricanes or the apartment collapse.", ">\n\nDonald Trump can insult DeSantis on every level and watch Ronnie boy go back to kissing Trump's ass. Just like Ted Cruz. \nThe Republican collective lacks a spine since they clearly just accept incivility and childishness as virtues.", ">\n\nPointless article", ">\n\nI hope they both destroy each other. Our country needs a better leader than these two clowns", ">\n\nBegun, the douche wars have.", ">\n\nDude this is fucking hilarious. Let the GOP burn baby burn", ">\n\n\"It was incredible. I was having lunch at Mar-A-Lago and DeSantis walks up to me with tears in his eyes. And he said. You know what he said? He said 'Mister Trump, you're amazing. Everything a man could be. If you endorse me, I'll win. I'll give you anything you want.' And you know what I said? I said 'No way Jose. I'm the big cheese.' And you know what he did? He ran away crying in his little white boots. So sad. So sad.\"", ">\n\nBelievable until he said “Mr trump”.\nIt’s always “Sir” or “Mr President” when the Cheeto relays his big strong man with tears in his eyes stories.", ">\n\nCan you imagine what Republicans are going to release against Trump when he dies and it’s safe to talk?", ">\n\nThis battle between these two would be fucking hilarious if they didn’t have a serious chance of winning.", ">\n\nWho cares what he says. Hey media, just ignore him and report when he's convicted pretty please.", ">\n\nAs weak as Trump is right now, he knows how to put the hurt on competing right-wing grifters.", ">\n\nTrump wasn't kidding when he said he hasn't changed since he was in first grade. This is the kind of thing a bully tries to tell other kids to make the picked on kid in class look bad. Except the picked on kid deserves it this time so it's hard to feel bad for any of them.", ">\n\nSure, Don. We all 100% believe that's something that happened. Thanks for the update.", ">\n\nGotta hand it to him, Trump really knows how to play to the absolute basest and lowest common denominator of humanity.", ">\n\nMAGA is completely Middle School bullshit.", ">\n\nIs trump lying?\nOr is the torture guy a cry baby?", ">\n\nSmells like 2016 again", ">\n\nHe claims everyone cries when they beg him for something. Could it be they’re just tearing up over the noxious stench emanating from his depends?", ">\n\nBoth r whinny little b!tches", ">\n\nOh I’m sure Trump has leaked a tear or two during a ketchup-smearing tantrum.", ">\n\nThe smell from Trump’s diaper was really bad at the time.", ">\n\nWhen Donny starts losing in the primary and he turns his violent goons on his opponents, that's gonna be a good time. No wonder they all want to see him in jail or dead before the time comes.", ">\n\nThis one actually tracks as being true. DeSantis is a whiner in press conferences I can only imagine what crocodile tears he pulls out while trying to gain power.", ">\n\nNext he is going to say DeSantis sucked his dick and swallowed.", ">\n\nLmao we're in for a wild ride, folks!", ">\n\nI’m sure they both cried together holding each other’s bellies", ">\n\nHonestly I doubt it happened at all, the man spews bullshit nonstop but he's now made one of his most dangerous political rivals look weak. Honestly, Ron was most likely the next to the throne of the republican party. \nRonny needs to come out swinging to appeal to the base cos the base will belief anything that liar will say. \nSo is it a republican party or a maga party is gonna be the question", ">\n\nHe came to me with tears in his eyes and said “sir”", ">\n\nLol this is gonna be good 🍿", ">\n\nI’m thrilled both are running for president. I hope they both keep going. Split the vote!!", ">\n\nRon gave Don head guaranteed", ">\n\nNot sure which of these guys is a bigger idiot", ">\n\nThe one time I want Trump to not be lying…", ">\n\nI cant wait for this lame party of GOP incel s to continue to lose, they are all absolute fucking idiots who have nothing to offer except wining and being so passive and lame and sad sack loser fucking idiots, the worst shit for America, just fucking cry baby losers. Barf.", ">\n\n“Oh sir, sir, please endorse me sir…”", ">\n\nAh, so trmp cried in front of someone when he needed their support. putin? I bet it was putin.", ">\n\nCome on, his knees were starting to hurt!", ">\n\nBut did he “beg like a dog”? The Trumpees love the most crass belittlements. Crying isn’t humiliating enough.", ">\n\n\nTrump Claims DeSantis Cried in Front of Him While Seeking Endorsement\n\nFor once I believe him", ">\n\nThey're both dicks and deserve each other.", ">\n\nBecause crying, as a sign of empathy and emotions, is a crippling wound in the mind of Donald Trump.", ">\n\nUsually, everything that comes out of Trump's mouth is bullshit, but it would not surprise me one bit if it was true.", ">\n\nYea, straight up lie.", ">\n\nCrying is not a weakness. Having said that, both of these guys can get fucked.", ">\n\nIs this even newsworthy? Who cares.", ">\n\nDid we learn nothing from vintage commercials? You gotta save Kodak moments like this to enjoy and share with others on a later date", ">\n\nWhy wouldn’t we believe you Mr Trump, oh that’s right you lie and you hate DeSantis.", ">\n\n\nBig man, strong man, comes up to me - tears in his eyes - he says \"Sir...\"\n\n-", ">\n\nWell, I gotta say, I absolutely believe him . . . and I REALLY bet it looked just like John Turturro begging for his life in Miller's Crossing. \"I'm just a grifter, Trumpy! I'm a nobody!\"", ">\n\nOh man, this is going to get real entertaining if DeSantis starts swinging back. I hope he does, and doe snot just roll over thinking \"it's fine, I'll run in 2028\".\nHe must be aware that, if Trump somehow won in 2024, the country would once again go blue after 4 more years of Trump. The last time he won is poisoned the next 3 elections for republicans. So, DeSantis would have a much worse chance of winning if he waited until 2028. Especially after Trump inevitably attempts to change the rules to allow him to run for a 3rd term.\nThe Conservative subreddit was pretty much ready to ditch Trump after the midterms. They've cooled a bit on that now, and are not paying much attention to these little jabs. But seeing them tear themselves in half when the gloves come off between Trump and DeSantis would really be some quality entertainment.", ">\n\nWhatever you think about his popularity with the broader electorate I wouldn't want to see Trump win even the Republican nomination. If he gets his hands on the levers of power and he knows that constitutionally he is ineligible for another term then he will do everything and anything to retain his grip on power. His last term ended with rednecks shitting in the halls of Congress. Let's not flirt with the idea that letting him win the nomination is good for Democrats. That's some 2016 thinking", ">\n\nWhatever. According to Trump everybody who comes up to talk to him as tears in their eyes. I imagine they're just crying cuz they're too close to God damn Donald Trump.", ">\n\nTrump tells the truth for once.", ">\n\nWho cares? I’m so over this type of stuff…we need to debate policies, attack bad policies…move on from the useless insults.", ">\n\nWe need pics", ">\n\nI doubt this is true but I love that he's using this nonsense on someone who deserves it for once.", ">\n\nDeSantis \"I cry everytime I'm in close proximity to freshly cut onions\" 🤣😙", ">\n\nI'm gonna go ahead and assume this is true, just like I'm gonna go ahead and assume it means trump cried in front of the actual billionaires in control of the GOP when he sought their endorsement.", ">\n\nCan we stop talking about trump for the ever loving fucking love of god. We’re gonna wake up to, “trump doesn’t understand oat milk.” Like fuck off. But it’s hard to stop talking about a guy who sells papers right", ">\n\nTo be fair, if I was stuck in a room with Trump I'd probably cry too.", ">\n\nThis won’t matter to the right. They don’t care. This masculinity “gotcha” will totally miss them. The only way this will ever matter is if they want to leverage against DeSantis later. As long as he is really delivering for the fascists and white supremacists, nothing will matter.", ">\n\nI'm cool with trump's lies sabotaging the republican party.", ">\n\nPeople who give a shit about stuff like this are watching politics like it’s a TV show or sporting event. \nSad.", ">\n\nWow.....when two serial liars tell a story, which one do you believe?!", ">\n\nDesantis vs Trump in primaries is going to be the most ridiculously absurd schoolyard insult fight ever.", ">\n\nTrump lies as easily as he breathes. At this point I’d be way more surprised to hear he told the truth about something", ">\n\nMore of this, please. Rot from within. MORE MORE MORE!", ">\n\nYes. I’m certain this actually happened.", ">\n\nThis one gonna get nasty", ">\n\nHaha it’s going to be fun watching these dogs pee all over eachother", ">\n\nJust another absurd claim that can’t be proven one way or the other. Not that DeSatan isn’t a monstrous liar himself.", ">\n\nI believe it", ">\n\nSo with his track record of projection...\nWhat do you think the over under on trump crying videos existing are?", ">\n\nDeSantis cry? A physical impossibility!", ">\n\nI don't doubt it. He'll do anything to get power.", ">\n\nBig strong man, tears in his eyes.", ">\n\nAs I watch as our democratic republic swirls down the toilet, my only solace is watching these two psychopaths (Trump & DeSantis) go at each other's throats for the Presidency.", ">\n\nI didn't even know DeSantis was a trucker.", ">\n\nHe means his money shot in DeSantis face got him in the eyes, causing them to water. 💦", ">\n\nIt was probably the smell", ">\n\nI choose to believe this, because it’s hilarious to picture.", ">\n\nare they really wearing the exact same outfit lmao", ">\n\nI honestly kind of believe this.", ">\n\nTrump, if you have any kind of solid evidence on these claims, you better start producing them for the press because DeSantis is kicking your ass.", ">\n\nSo what? The two of you are cut from the same dicktater cloth.", ">\n\nLet em fight!", ">\n\nVideo/pics or stfu trumpie!", ">\n\nDon't get me wrong, I dislike DeSantis just as much, but only the orange blob would make fun of someone showing feelings and use it to win internet points.", ">\n\nMust have been the smell", ">\n\nHe just couldn’t keep that card in his pocket. The premature trump played himself.", ">\n\nCan’t out bitchboy this bitchboy", ">\n\nJust this once, I’m going to assume Donald Trump is telling the truth, because fuck Ron DeSantis.", ">\n\nThe thing is, who cares if he cried? I do not like RD (lived in Florida 5 years, moved to another state in 2021, mostly because of what Florida is turning into), but even if he did cry, so what? Trump’s gender lines are so dumb and archaic: crying mad bad.", ">\n\nit doesn't matter.\nif desantis cried desantis fans will say he's human. if joe biden cried desantis fans will say he's weak.", ">\n\nDid he call him “sir” too while crying?", ">\n\nIt brings me great joy that these meatheads are eating each other alive.\nGreat, great joy.", ">\n\nDid Deathanus take it with, or without KY?", ">\n\nYes! Let’s the flames begin!", ">\n\nI CANNOT wait for the primary debates.", ">\n\nStrong guy. Never cried before in his life. Came to me with tears in his eyes asking for my endorsement. What a guy. So disloyal now.", ">\n\nI hate both of them but DeSantis isn't a scared little child. This is a guy who played college baseball - he was a stud. The last person he'd ever cry in front of is Trump that's for sure.", ">\n\nPlaying college baseball has absolutely nothing to do with this lmao.", ">\n\nIt does, it shows he's not a wimp. I hate the fucker with a passion but don't believe he cried in front of Trump. If you played baseball or football in college you'd understand (but clearly you didn't.)", ">\n\nSo when do we get the small penis insults from Trump?", ">\n\nThis is so stupid. There's no evidence but it's still gonna start yet another stage of those twos pissing match and it's hilarious", ">\n\n\"....and then Ron felt trump's massive biceps and begged him to become his personal trainer. Then Ron begged trump to teach him how to cook, make love, and buy property.\"", ">\n\nDid daddy Rump make Ronnie cry", ">\n\nThe best part? This stuff works. I don't know whether I should be impressed by Trump or sad for his supporters. A little of both, I guess.", ">\n\nLol, shit getting real.", ">\n\nTrump trying to appeal to those personality types who buy into egocentric masculinity that doesn’t include boys crying. The same kind of dudes who have to carry firearms to feel safe in society. “Tough on the outside…., repressed, depressed and angry on the inside.”", ">\n\nSomehow I believe Trump on this one.", ">\n\nRon's got 24 hours to get in the booth and buck back with a diss track", ">\n\nThe tiny hands club", ">\n\nThat Desantis wall building video with his kids is the SIMPIEST thing ive ever seen, not only by a politician, but a man. \nTalk about a little germ\nI Believe this....", ">\n\nRepublicans hate any sign of weakness", ">\n\nThis is a story about a liar lying about a liar!", ">\n\nIt's like that empire strikes back seen between Vader and the Emperor. Except two fools 🤣 Space Balls 2 here we come.", ">\n\nThis is the ultimate conservative insult. No \"real man\" would cry, let alone in front of another \"real man\".", ">\n\nKen Watanabi: “Let them fight”", ">\n\nDeSantis is a scammer, they were probably crocodile tears just to manipulate Trump", ">\n\nI'm living for the day tough guy DimSantis bends over for Dear Leader." ]

[ "Sooo, this means trump cried in front of someone when seeking endorsement? Putin?", ">\n\nExactly.", ">\n\nWell, now we know exactly who has something over him.", ">\n\nWe do, but we used to, too.", ">\n\nThanks, Mitch.", ">\n\nDonnie DOES love escalators…", ">\n\nSorry for the convenience", ">\n\nI wonder how man times he called Trump \"sir?\"", ">\n\nThis is how it went word for word.\n“Please sir, endorse me sir. How can I be as smart and as good looking as you sir? Or sir, [starts sobbing] you are so wonderful “", ">\n\nDesantis weakly salutes Dear Leader", ">\n\nThe mandatory real-fake cry claim does have Kim-Jong Il vibes.", ">\n\nRed-on-red crime is my favorite kind of crime.", ">\n\nThis one is great hecause half of their base appeal is as tough guys, so telling the nation that one of them was sobbing like a baby in front of the other is a solid move. Now Deathanus has to decide whether to just accept it and be belittled, or start to fight back and fracture the party. 10/10 can’t wait for season finale.", ">\n\nHalf of these guys wouldn’t know the difference between a hatchet and an axe and wouldn’t be able to load and shoot an AR. \nRepublicans in federal government are almost all what they would consider effeminate suburbanites.", ">\n\nIn reality yes. But we know they don’t live there. To them an obese man who wears makeup and lifted shoes while avoiding war because his feet hurt is the epitome of manly.", ">\n\nI love your username. For some reason, that line cracked up my wife and me and we say it all the time.", ">\n\nIt’s so funny how many people get the reference! Workaholics def had its fans but it was never a mainstream smash so it’s crazy how many people recognize one throwaway line from the show!\nNow get in my grapevan pls", ">\n\nCatherine Zeta Jones, she dips beneath lasers, oh oh oh", ">\n\nShe has entrapped me, and Sean Connery! OH oh OH. OH oh OHhh^hh^h", ">\n\nWhen two pieces of shit get together, there will be a whole lot of stories coming out", ">\n\nThis embarrassing DeSantis campaign ad will be played repeatedly as a hit piece. That was some insane level of bootlicking lol. For one rare moment, I think Trump is speaking the truth. DeSantis absolutely cried in front of him and maybe even got on his knees for an endorsement", ">\n\nI had to go show this to my grandma. She screams about Trump and DeSantis til her voice cracks. She said she’s never wished on anyone’s demise before them. And McConnell. The rage in her 4’11”, 74 year old body is immense.", ">\n\nSounds like you've got one righteous grandma", ">\n\nShe marched her lil ass out in January in DC to march with us during Trump’s inauguration. It was actually my 18th birthday and afterwards we stopped and had Ethiopian for the first time. Her first time trying any African food and she still talks about how much she loves it. She sat with me at a tattoo appointment and afterwards we got pizza and ice cream. I love her. She’s an amazing woman.", ">\n\n\nand afterwards we stopped and had Ethiopian\n\nColumbus Circle? Fantastic places up there", ">\n\nWish I could remember. The place was packed. My grandmother and I sat on the end of the table with the vegetarian platter (since i was vegan) so she mostly ate the veg stuff. It was amazing. There’s a good place up in Tampa (Queen of Sheba) but nowhere near as good as this place was.", ">\n\nHe's probably lying but I wouldn't be surprised if its true. Have you ever seen DeSantis in a debate or outside of his hand-picked media reporters? He's so socially awkward and unstable and has the charisma of a garden slug.", ">\n\nTrue. I have noticed him moving his jaw from side to side in nearly every news conference when someone else is at the podium. Odd.", ">\n\nHe's got some kind of behavioral issue. He was never an appealing candidate, but he's surrounded himself and insulated himself with a core group of very politically savvy extremists that are the ones propelling him forward. He's not the political \"genius\" the media paints him out to be. His handlers are but he's an empty suit being controlled by puppeteers.", ">\n\nThat is actually slightly reassuring for someone not so in the know about him, like myself.", ">\n\nIt shouldn't be though. If you start looking in to his core group of advisors and backers these are some terrifying people.", ">\n\nIn so much as it shows his limitations.", ">\n\nTrue, he has many weaknesses. But they cover for them well.", ">\n\nTrump is desperate to make his opponents look effete to distract from his needing to have his hand held as we walked down a ramp or having to grasp a glass with two small hands or needing the power of the military to help him beat Covid.", ">\n\nCovfefe", ">\n\nHamburder flu", ">\n\nPerpetrated by the radical left gang member known as the “Hamburglar”", ">\n\nRobble robble", ">\n\nLots of self-proclaimed “alpha males” are wrestling with some cognitive dissonance today.", ">\n\nThey'll figure it out after praying to their favorite NFT of the day", ">\n\nDeSantis's response is going to be \"you know what makes me cry? CRT. Please clap.\"", ">\n\nIt was Jeb Bush that said “please clap.”", ">\n\nStandard playbook. Muddy the waters to make your opponent look “just as bad or worse” than you.", ">\n\nOr at least make up enough stories so that sane people with busy lives aren’t sure anymore. It’s what they’ve done for Zelenskyy, Thunberg, and Fauci.\nThat being said I wouldn’t be surprised if Desantis cried.", ">\n\nOn the one hand, Trump claims this any time he tells a story about anyone asking him for anything. \"He came to me with tears in his eyes.\" It's a bizarre piece of rhetoric he employs at every given opportunity. I think he thinks it makes him look magnanimous while simultaneously making the other person look weak. I have doubts that anyone has expressed any emotion in front of the man for less than $50,000 any time in the past 20 years.\nOn the other hand, DeSantis has no heart, can probably cry on command, and will crawl on his hands and knees across broken glass to jerk off a syphilitic stray dog into his own mouth if it means he gets what he wants.", ">\n\nNow thats an awful image!", ">\n\nThank you, I crafted it while taking a dump.", ">\n\nHope Georgia prosecutors doesn't forget the tweet where Trump admitted to interfering in the Florida election to make sure Desantis won.", ">\n\nAnd everybody clapped.", ">\n\nI dunno, I imagine a lot of people cry when they have to interact with him.", ">\n\nDesantis...\"I've seen the pee tape, and it is the most humiliation thing I've ever seen. Donald even got some in his mouth.\"", ">\n\nIt's just DJT pissing up into his own mouth on a bed the Obama's slept on at the Kremlin", ">\n\nTo be fair, getting a close up whiff of scrambled Sudafed and BigMac diaper blowouts tends to make one’s eyes run a bit.", ">\n\nDesantis is garbage. But this story likely isn't true. Trump claims people cry in front of him all the time. Many of those people aren't even real, they are just folks he made up in his head in the moment. \n\"This big guy, some say a former marine, a lot of people are saying it, really big, tough guy, and he came to me, tears in his eyes, and he said 'Mister Trump, you saved my life,' and it's true, I did save his life, I fought next to him in Afghanistan, that's what people are saying, and you know what? Maybe they're right, maybe I did kill 100 terrorists, because I know terrorists, some of them are my friends, and I say to terrorists, stop with that terror, and you know what? They stop. No one else knows terror and anti-terror like I do, just like that marine said.\"", ">\n\nRoflcopter", ">\n\nTrump knows whatever shit he says in the media will be reported like it was fact first and have to be proven false later", ">\n\n\n\"There were tears coming down from his eyes. He said: 'If you endorse me, I'll win,'\" said Trump.\n\nlmao trump couldnt come up with something better than this?", ">\n\nSeriously lol. It has a lot of \"and then everyone clapped\" energy.", ">\n\nWow who's gonna vote for Little Crybaby Ronnie?", ">\n\nWell as hard as it is to say it, I believe Trump this time. He just left out that they cried together, holding each other in a swampy embrace. Their Depends touching each other and their tentacles creep out and conjoin so they may exchange long protein strings.", ">\n\nTrump: [proceeds to unzip pantaloons]", ">\n\n\npantaloons\n\nrich people pants", ">\n\nNo, it’s crazypants. Right there in the name: pant-of-loons.", ">\n\nSuper convincing story, just trust him it's true. He's a business man! How else can he be so rich if not being totally honest? Btw the water pressure sucks in Florida, you have to flush multiple times. Terrible, terrible leader.", ">\n\n“He said ‘Sir…’”", ">\n\nLying liars lie.", ">\n\nBigly.", ">\n\nTrump says ~~Santos~~ DeSantis cried. ~~Santos~~ DeSantis will claim that he didn't. One of these serial liars would be telling the truth. That has never happened before so the universe might just explode out of sheer surprise.\nEdit: wrong idiot", ">\n\nSantos or DeSantis?", ">\n\nTrump is such a beacon of truth and integrity. Add irony here.", ">\n\nPoor Cry Baby DeSantis", ">\n\n‘Big, strong’ men can’t stop crying around President Trump. Just ask him.", ">\n\nTrump is unbelievable. After all these years he still sounds like a hurt 8 year old.", ">\n\nIt's times like this that having no history of telling any kind of truth really doesn't work in his favor, as much as I want to believe this.", ">\n\nLike everything else Trump has said, I’m sure this is 100% true.\nHe never lies, right?", ">\n\nTo try to make a rival look bad? He'd never do that.", ">\n\nWhile calling him sir. Yawn. We get it, Donald.", ">\n\nHe is a cringe factory and totally seems like type to cry for something when he really wants it, like a big baby.", ">\n\nLol. These people suck so bad.", ">\n\nCrying is okay, folks.\nTrump and DeSantis are shit people, but crying is okay.", ">\n\nProbably.... and Donald Trump poops himself and is a traitor.", ">\n\nFact: trump lies about everything. Fact: trump denigrates his opponents. As much as I want to believe this, it’s probably bull shit.", ">\n\nThey’re both liars, but somehow I believe this.", ">\n\nAnd then DJT shit his Depends.", ">\n\nWatching the republican party implode this election cycle is going to be schadenfreude like I’ve never experienced before.", ">\n\nEverything this piece of shit ever says is a lie. So I’m going to happily report that this is definitely more bullshit from this traitor’s mouth.\nThat being said, unfortunately his base will still eat this up. Because:\n-The Traitorous Piece of Shit said it so it must be true.\n-DeathSentence cried.\n-Crying is womanly.\n-DeathSentence is a woman.\n-MAGA MAGA MAGA\nSomewhere right now a group of Qdiots are saying some spaghetti style version of the exact talking points above.", ">\n\nTrump can piss in his pants because he wears absorbent diapers. It is probably a medical condition so he should not be ashamed.", ">\n\n\"He probably didn't even cry when he was a baby, and then he said..SIR!\"", ">\n\nStormy claims trump cried when she laughed at his mushroom dick", ">\n\nI had thought DeSantis was a SEAL, and therefore unlikely to be crying. I checked Wikipedia and found out the was a lawyer for the SEALs, so different. \nThen I read that he got a Bronze Star after his Iraq tour, but then I found out that the Bronze star is typically awarded as an upgrade from a MSM in combat zones. \nSo now I'm thinking that the crying story is totes believable.", ">\n\nSo…. By using logic we come to the conclusion that he made Trump cry, amiright? 😱", ">\n\nThis asshat is so fucking predictable.", ">\n\ndo you mean Desantis crying? Or Trump lying?", ">\n\nAnd called him sir", ">\n\nNext he'll call his wife ugly", ">\n\nOr say that she has secrets about where she worked.\nOr that his dad killed JFK.", ">\n\nNeither of these fascist deserve to be president.", ">\n\nletthemfight.gif", ">\n\nLet them fight. ding ding", ">\n\nLmao, let the feasting begin.", ">\n\nThis I will believe.", ">\n\nI also heard Trump claimed that anytime DeSantis had to open a jar that was too hard to open he came over to Trump's; in tears.", ">\n\nIt's scary how with the GOP's constant appeasement of the Orange Turd, I can actually see this happening. \nIs Trump lying? Most likely. But I can still see it happening.", ">\n\nAnd he's known for his consistent honesty, so I'm sure this happened.", ">\n\nTrump seems to always endorse people who cry in front of him, only to betray him later. Not a great judge of character if you ask me.", ">\n\nLet me guess, he called him 'Sir,' too. \nBuffoon.", ">\n\nHaha, this is where they've gotten to? \"Desantis is a booger-head and cried in front of me!\"", ">\n\nIt’s going to be fascinating to watch the Republican politicians try to take on trump knowing how deranged the base is. They went along with the insanity and even leaned into it like when Ronny D built a toy wall with his kid in the commercial. They must know it’s impossible to reason with these people. I can only imagine what it will look like when the Trump crazies set their sights on destroying DeSantis.", ">\n\nPlease run as an independent. Please.\nHe's the orange kryptonite to that void of charisma hack from Florida.", ">\n\nAs is with everything Donald says \nIt is more than likely Donald cried Infront of Ronald\nHaha Ronald and Donald", ">\n\nAnyone with \"nald\" needs to be blacklisted from politics.", ">\n\nAnyone with gop, conservative or Republicansl too", ">\n\nLet them eat each other, i for one am and will be enjoying the show", ">\n\nWatching two obese men get into a dick measuring contest is rather disturbing.", ">\n\nEspecially without an electron microscope.", ">\n\nKing Ron is too evil to cry. He has ZERO empathy or compassion. I bet he wouldn’t (or didn’t) cry over his own mother dying.", ">\n\nI didn't see any after the hurricanes or the apartment collapse.", ">\n\nDonald Trump can insult DeSantis on every level and watch Ronnie boy go back to kissing Trump's ass. Just like Ted Cruz. \nThe Republican collective lacks a spine since they clearly just accept incivility and childishness as virtues.", ">\n\nPointless article", ">\n\nI hope they both destroy each other. Our country needs a better leader than these two clowns", ">\n\nBegun, the douche wars have.", ">\n\nDude this is fucking hilarious. Let the GOP burn baby burn", ">\n\n\"It was incredible. I was having lunch at Mar-A-Lago and DeSantis walks up to me with tears in his eyes. And he said. You know what he said? He said 'Mister Trump, you're amazing. Everything a man could be. If you endorse me, I'll win. I'll give you anything you want.' And you know what I said? I said 'No way Jose. I'm the big cheese.' And you know what he did? He ran away crying in his little white boots. So sad. So sad.\"", ">\n\nBelievable until he said “Mr trump”.\nIt’s always “Sir” or “Mr President” when the Cheeto relays his big strong man with tears in his eyes stories.", ">\n\nCan you imagine what Republicans are going to release against Trump when he dies and it’s safe to talk?", ">\n\nThis battle between these two would be fucking hilarious if they didn’t have a serious chance of winning.", ">\n\nWho cares what he says. Hey media, just ignore him and report when he's convicted pretty please.", ">\n\nAs weak as Trump is right now, he knows how to put the hurt on competing right-wing grifters.", ">\n\nTrump wasn't kidding when he said he hasn't changed since he was in first grade. This is the kind of thing a bully tries to tell other kids to make the picked on kid in class look bad. Except the picked on kid deserves it this time so it's hard to feel bad for any of them.", ">\n\nSure, Don. We all 100% believe that's something that happened. Thanks for the update.", ">\n\nGotta hand it to him, Trump really knows how to play to the absolute basest and lowest common denominator of humanity.", ">\n\nMAGA is completely Middle School bullshit.", ">\n\nIs trump lying?\nOr is the torture guy a cry baby?", ">\n\nSmells like 2016 again", ">\n\nHe claims everyone cries when they beg him for something. Could it be they’re just tearing up over the noxious stench emanating from his depends?", ">\n\nBoth r whinny little b!tches", ">\n\nOh I’m sure Trump has leaked a tear or two during a ketchup-smearing tantrum.", ">\n\nThe smell from Trump’s diaper was really bad at the time.", ">\n\nWhen Donny starts losing in the primary and he turns his violent goons on his opponents, that's gonna be a good time. No wonder they all want to see him in jail or dead before the time comes.", ">\n\nThis one actually tracks as being true. DeSantis is a whiner in press conferences I can only imagine what crocodile tears he pulls out while trying to gain power.", ">\n\nNext he is going to say DeSantis sucked his dick and swallowed.", ">\n\nLmao we're in for a wild ride, folks!", ">\n\nI’m sure they both cried together holding each other’s bellies", ">\n\nHonestly I doubt it happened at all, the man spews bullshit nonstop but he's now made one of his most dangerous political rivals look weak. Honestly, Ron was most likely the next to the throne of the republican party. \nRonny needs to come out swinging to appeal to the base cos the base will belief anything that liar will say. \nSo is it a republican party or a maga party is gonna be the question", ">\n\nHe came to me with tears in his eyes and said “sir”", ">\n\nLol this is gonna be good 🍿", ">\n\nI’m thrilled both are running for president. I hope they both keep going. Split the vote!!", ">\n\nRon gave Don head guaranteed", ">\n\nNot sure which of these guys is a bigger idiot", ">\n\nThe one time I want Trump to not be lying…", ">\n\nI cant wait for this lame party of GOP incel s to continue to lose, they are all absolute fucking idiots who have nothing to offer except wining and being so passive and lame and sad sack loser fucking idiots, the worst shit for America, just fucking cry baby losers. Barf.", ">\n\n“Oh sir, sir, please endorse me sir…”", ">\n\nAh, so trmp cried in front of someone when he needed their support. putin? I bet it was putin.", ">\n\nCome on, his knees were starting to hurt!", ">\n\nBut did he “beg like a dog”? The Trumpees love the most crass belittlements. Crying isn’t humiliating enough.", ">\n\n\nTrump Claims DeSantis Cried in Front of Him While Seeking Endorsement\n\nFor once I believe him", ">\n\nThey're both dicks and deserve each other.", ">\n\nBecause crying, as a sign of empathy and emotions, is a crippling wound in the mind of Donald Trump.", ">\n\nUsually, everything that comes out of Trump's mouth is bullshit, but it would not surprise me one bit if it was true.", ">\n\nYea, straight up lie.", ">\n\nCrying is not a weakness. Having said that, both of these guys can get fucked.", ">\n\nIs this even newsworthy? Who cares.", ">\n\nDid we learn nothing from vintage commercials? You gotta save Kodak moments like this to enjoy and share with others on a later date", ">\n\nWhy wouldn’t we believe you Mr Trump, oh that’s right you lie and you hate DeSantis.", ">\n\n\nBig man, strong man, comes up to me - tears in his eyes - he says \"Sir...\"\n\n-", ">\n\nWell, I gotta say, I absolutely believe him . . . and I REALLY bet it looked just like John Turturro begging for his life in Miller's Crossing. \"I'm just a grifter, Trumpy! I'm a nobody!\"", ">\n\nOh man, this is going to get real entertaining if DeSantis starts swinging back. I hope he does, and doe snot just roll over thinking \"it's fine, I'll run in 2028\".\nHe must be aware that, if Trump somehow won in 2024, the country would once again go blue after 4 more years of Trump. The last time he won is poisoned the next 3 elections for republicans. So, DeSantis would have a much worse chance of winning if he waited until 2028. Especially after Trump inevitably attempts to change the rules to allow him to run for a 3rd term.\nThe Conservative subreddit was pretty much ready to ditch Trump after the midterms. They've cooled a bit on that now, and are not paying much attention to these little jabs. But seeing them tear themselves in half when the gloves come off between Trump and DeSantis would really be some quality entertainment.", ">\n\nWhatever you think about his popularity with the broader electorate I wouldn't want to see Trump win even the Republican nomination. If he gets his hands on the levers of power and he knows that constitutionally he is ineligible for another term then he will do everything and anything to retain his grip on power. His last term ended with rednecks shitting in the halls of Congress. Let's not flirt with the idea that letting him win the nomination is good for Democrats. That's some 2016 thinking", ">\n\nWhatever. According to Trump everybody who comes up to talk to him as tears in their eyes. I imagine they're just crying cuz they're too close to God damn Donald Trump.", ">\n\nTrump tells the truth for once.", ">\n\nWho cares? I’m so over this type of stuff…we need to debate policies, attack bad policies…move on from the useless insults.", ">\n\nWe need pics", ">\n\nI doubt this is true but I love that he's using this nonsense on someone who deserves it for once.", ">\n\nDeSantis \"I cry everytime I'm in close proximity to freshly cut onions\" 🤣😙", ">\n\nI'm gonna go ahead and assume this is true, just like I'm gonna go ahead and assume it means trump cried in front of the actual billionaires in control of the GOP when he sought their endorsement.", ">\n\nCan we stop talking about trump for the ever loving fucking love of god. We’re gonna wake up to, “trump doesn’t understand oat milk.” Like fuck off. But it’s hard to stop talking about a guy who sells papers right", ">\n\nTo be fair, if I was stuck in a room with Trump I'd probably cry too.", ">\n\nThis won’t matter to the right. They don’t care. This masculinity “gotcha” will totally miss them. The only way this will ever matter is if they want to leverage against DeSantis later. As long as he is really delivering for the fascists and white supremacists, nothing will matter.", ">\n\nI'm cool with trump's lies sabotaging the republican party.", ">\n\nPeople who give a shit about stuff like this are watching politics like it’s a TV show or sporting event. \nSad.", ">\n\nWow.....when two serial liars tell a story, which one do you believe?!", ">\n\nDesantis vs Trump in primaries is going to be the most ridiculously absurd schoolyard insult fight ever.", ">\n\nTrump lies as easily as he breathes. At this point I’d be way more surprised to hear he told the truth about something", ">\n\nMore of this, please. Rot from within. MORE MORE MORE!", ">\n\nYes. I’m certain this actually happened.", ">\n\nThis one gonna get nasty", ">\n\nHaha it’s going to be fun watching these dogs pee all over eachother", ">\n\nJust another absurd claim that can’t be proven one way or the other. Not that DeSatan isn’t a monstrous liar himself.", ">\n\nI believe it", ">\n\nSo with his track record of projection...\nWhat do you think the over under on trump crying videos existing are?", ">\n\nDeSantis cry? A physical impossibility!", ">\n\nI don't doubt it. He'll do anything to get power.", ">\n\nBig strong man, tears in his eyes.", ">\n\nAs I watch as our democratic republic swirls down the toilet, my only solace is watching these two psychopaths (Trump & DeSantis) go at each other's throats for the Presidency.", ">\n\nI didn't even know DeSantis was a trucker.", ">\n\nHe means his money shot in DeSantis face got him in the eyes, causing them to water. 💦", ">\n\nIt was probably the smell", ">\n\nI choose to believe this, because it’s hilarious to picture.", ">\n\nare they really wearing the exact same outfit lmao", ">\n\nI honestly kind of believe this.", ">\n\nTrump, if you have any kind of solid evidence on these claims, you better start producing them for the press because DeSantis is kicking your ass.", ">\n\nSo what? The two of you are cut from the same dicktater cloth.", ">\n\nLet em fight!", ">\n\nVideo/pics or stfu trumpie!", ">\n\nDon't get me wrong, I dislike DeSantis just as much, but only the orange blob would make fun of someone showing feelings and use it to win internet points.", ">\n\nMust have been the smell", ">\n\nHe just couldn’t keep that card in his pocket. The premature trump played himself.", ">\n\nCan’t out bitchboy this bitchboy", ">\n\nJust this once, I’m going to assume Donald Trump is telling the truth, because fuck Ron DeSantis.", ">\n\nThe thing is, who cares if he cried? I do not like RD (lived in Florida 5 years, moved to another state in 2021, mostly because of what Florida is turning into), but even if he did cry, so what? Trump’s gender lines are so dumb and archaic: crying mad bad.", ">\n\nit doesn't matter.\nif desantis cried desantis fans will say he's human. if joe biden cried desantis fans will say he's weak.", ">\n\nDid he call him “sir” too while crying?", ">\n\nIt brings me great joy that these meatheads are eating each other alive.\nGreat, great joy.", ">\n\nDid Deathanus take it with, or without KY?", ">\n\nYes! Let’s the flames begin!", ">\n\nI CANNOT wait for the primary debates.", ">\n\nStrong guy. Never cried before in his life. Came to me with tears in his eyes asking for my endorsement. What a guy. So disloyal now.", ">\n\nI hate both of them but DeSantis isn't a scared little child. This is a guy who played college baseball - he was a stud. The last person he'd ever cry in front of is Trump that's for sure.", ">\n\nPlaying college baseball has absolutely nothing to do with this lmao.", ">\n\nIt does, it shows he's not a wimp. I hate the fucker with a passion but don't believe he cried in front of Trump. If you played baseball or football in college you'd understand (but clearly you didn't.)", ">\n\nSo when do we get the small penis insults from Trump?", ">\n\nThis is so stupid. There's no evidence but it's still gonna start yet another stage of those twos pissing match and it's hilarious", ">\n\n\"....and then Ron felt trump's massive biceps and begged him to become his personal trainer. Then Ron begged trump to teach him how to cook, make love, and buy property.\"", ">\n\nDid daddy Rump make Ronnie cry", ">\n\nThe best part? This stuff works. I don't know whether I should be impressed by Trump or sad for his supporters. A little of both, I guess.", ">\n\nLol, shit getting real.", ">\n\nTrump trying to appeal to those personality types who buy into egocentric masculinity that doesn’t include boys crying. The same kind of dudes who have to carry firearms to feel safe in society. “Tough on the outside…., repressed, depressed and angry on the inside.”", ">\n\nSomehow I believe Trump on this one.", ">\n\nRon's got 24 hours to get in the booth and buck back with a diss track", ">\n\nThe tiny hands club", ">\n\nThat Desantis wall building video with his kids is the SIMPIEST thing ive ever seen, not only by a politician, but a man. \nTalk about a little germ\nI Believe this....", ">\n\nRepublicans hate any sign of weakness", ">\n\nThis is a story about a liar lying about a liar!", ">\n\nIt's like that empire strikes back seen between Vader and the Emperor. Except two fools 🤣 Space Balls 2 here we come.", ">\n\nThis is the ultimate conservative insult. No \"real man\" would cry, let alone in front of another \"real man\".", ">\n\nKen Watanabi: “Let them fight”", ">\n\nDeSantis is a scammer, they were probably crocodile tears just to manipulate Trump", ">\n\nI'm living for the day tough guy DimSantis bends over for Dear Leader.", ">\n\nNow this is something I actually believe." ]

[ "Sooo, this means trump cried in front of someone when seeking endorsement? Putin?", ">\n\nExactly.", ">\n\nWell, now we know exactly who has something over him.", ">\n\nWe do, but we used to, too.", ">\n\nThanks, Mitch.", ">\n\nDonnie DOES love escalators…", ">\n\nSorry for the convenience", ">\n\nI wonder how man times he called Trump \"sir?\"", ">\n\nThis is how it went word for word.\n“Please sir, endorse me sir. How can I be as smart and as good looking as you sir? Or sir, [starts sobbing] you are so wonderful “", ">\n\nDesantis weakly salutes Dear Leader", ">\n\nThe mandatory real-fake cry claim does have Kim-Jong Il vibes.", ">\n\nRed-on-red crime is my favorite kind of crime.", ">\n\nThis one is great hecause half of their base appeal is as tough guys, so telling the nation that one of them was sobbing like a baby in front of the other is a solid move. Now Deathanus has to decide whether to just accept it and be belittled, or start to fight back and fracture the party. 10/10 can’t wait for season finale.", ">\n\nHalf of these guys wouldn’t know the difference between a hatchet and an axe and wouldn’t be able to load and shoot an AR. \nRepublicans in federal government are almost all what they would consider effeminate suburbanites.", ">\n\nIn reality yes. But we know they don’t live there. To them an obese man who wears makeup and lifted shoes while avoiding war because his feet hurt is the epitome of manly.", ">\n\nI love your username. For some reason, that line cracked up my wife and me and we say it all the time.", ">\n\nIt’s so funny how many people get the reference! Workaholics def had its fans but it was never a mainstream smash so it’s crazy how many people recognize one throwaway line from the show!\nNow get in my grapevan pls", ">\n\nCatherine Zeta Jones, she dips beneath lasers, oh oh oh", ">\n\nShe has entrapped me, and Sean Connery! OH oh OH. OH oh OHhh^hh^h", ">\n\nWhen two pieces of shit get together, there will be a whole lot of stories coming out", ">\n\nThis embarrassing DeSantis campaign ad will be played repeatedly as a hit piece. That was some insane level of bootlicking lol. For one rare moment, I think Trump is speaking the truth. DeSantis absolutely cried in front of him and maybe even got on his knees for an endorsement", ">\n\nI had to go show this to my grandma. She screams about Trump and DeSantis til her voice cracks. She said she’s never wished on anyone’s demise before them. And McConnell. The rage in her 4’11”, 74 year old body is immense.", ">\n\nSounds like you've got one righteous grandma", ">\n\nShe marched her lil ass out in January in DC to march with us during Trump’s inauguration. It was actually my 18th birthday and afterwards we stopped and had Ethiopian for the first time. Her first time trying any African food and she still talks about how much she loves it. She sat with me at a tattoo appointment and afterwards we got pizza and ice cream. I love her. She’s an amazing woman.", ">\n\n\nand afterwards we stopped and had Ethiopian\n\nColumbus Circle? Fantastic places up there", ">\n\nWish I could remember. The place was packed. My grandmother and I sat on the end of the table with the vegetarian platter (since i was vegan) so she mostly ate the veg stuff. It was amazing. There’s a good place up in Tampa (Queen of Sheba) but nowhere near as good as this place was.", ">\n\nHe's probably lying but I wouldn't be surprised if its true. Have you ever seen DeSantis in a debate or outside of his hand-picked media reporters? He's so socially awkward and unstable and has the charisma of a garden slug.", ">\n\nTrue. I have noticed him moving his jaw from side to side in nearly every news conference when someone else is at the podium. Odd.", ">\n\nHe's got some kind of behavioral issue. He was never an appealing candidate, but he's surrounded himself and insulated himself with a core group of very politically savvy extremists that are the ones propelling him forward. He's not the political \"genius\" the media paints him out to be. His handlers are but he's an empty suit being controlled by puppeteers.", ">\n\nThat is actually slightly reassuring for someone not so in the know about him, like myself.", ">\n\nIt shouldn't be though. If you start looking in to his core group of advisors and backers these are some terrifying people.", ">\n\nIn so much as it shows his limitations.", ">\n\nTrue, he has many weaknesses. But they cover for them well.", ">\n\nTrump is desperate to make his opponents look effete to distract from his needing to have his hand held as we walked down a ramp or having to grasp a glass with two small hands or needing the power of the military to help him beat Covid.", ">\n\nCovfefe", ">\n\nHamburder flu", ">\n\nPerpetrated by the radical left gang member known as the “Hamburglar”", ">\n\nRobble robble", ">\n\nLots of self-proclaimed “alpha males” are wrestling with some cognitive dissonance today.", ">\n\nThey'll figure it out after praying to their favorite NFT of the day", ">\n\nDeSantis's response is going to be \"you know what makes me cry? CRT. Please clap.\"", ">\n\nIt was Jeb Bush that said “please clap.”", ">\n\nStandard playbook. Muddy the waters to make your opponent look “just as bad or worse” than you.", ">\n\nOr at least make up enough stories so that sane people with busy lives aren’t sure anymore. It’s what they’ve done for Zelenskyy, Thunberg, and Fauci.\nThat being said I wouldn’t be surprised if Desantis cried.", ">\n\nOn the one hand, Trump claims this any time he tells a story about anyone asking him for anything. \"He came to me with tears in his eyes.\" It's a bizarre piece of rhetoric he employs at every given opportunity. I think he thinks it makes him look magnanimous while simultaneously making the other person look weak. I have doubts that anyone has expressed any emotion in front of the man for less than $50,000 any time in the past 20 years.\nOn the other hand, DeSantis has no heart, can probably cry on command, and will crawl on his hands and knees across broken glass to jerk off a syphilitic stray dog into his own mouth if it means he gets what he wants.", ">\n\nNow thats an awful image!", ">\n\nThank you, I crafted it while taking a dump.", ">\n\nHope Georgia prosecutors doesn't forget the tweet where Trump admitted to interfering in the Florida election to make sure Desantis won.", ">\n\nAnd everybody clapped.", ">\n\nI dunno, I imagine a lot of people cry when they have to interact with him.", ">\n\nDesantis...\"I've seen the pee tape, and it is the most humiliation thing I've ever seen. Donald even got some in his mouth.\"", ">\n\nIt's just DJT pissing up into his own mouth on a bed the Obama's slept on at the Kremlin", ">\n\nTo be fair, getting a close up whiff of scrambled Sudafed and BigMac diaper blowouts tends to make one’s eyes run a bit.", ">\n\nDesantis is garbage. But this story likely isn't true. Trump claims people cry in front of him all the time. Many of those people aren't even real, they are just folks he made up in his head in the moment. \n\"This big guy, some say a former marine, a lot of people are saying it, really big, tough guy, and he came to me, tears in his eyes, and he said 'Mister Trump, you saved my life,' and it's true, I did save his life, I fought next to him in Afghanistan, that's what people are saying, and you know what? Maybe they're right, maybe I did kill 100 terrorists, because I know terrorists, some of them are my friends, and I say to terrorists, stop with that terror, and you know what? They stop. No one else knows terror and anti-terror like I do, just like that marine said.\"", ">\n\nRoflcopter", ">\n\nTrump knows whatever shit he says in the media will be reported like it was fact first and have to be proven false later", ">\n\n\n\"There were tears coming down from his eyes. He said: 'If you endorse me, I'll win,'\" said Trump.\n\nlmao trump couldnt come up with something better than this?", ">\n\nSeriously lol. It has a lot of \"and then everyone clapped\" energy.", ">\n\nWow who's gonna vote for Little Crybaby Ronnie?", ">\n\nWell as hard as it is to say it, I believe Trump this time. He just left out that they cried together, holding each other in a swampy embrace. Their Depends touching each other and their tentacles creep out and conjoin so they may exchange long protein strings.", ">\n\nTrump: [proceeds to unzip pantaloons]", ">\n\n\npantaloons\n\nrich people pants", ">\n\nNo, it’s crazypants. Right there in the name: pant-of-loons.", ">\n\nSuper convincing story, just trust him it's true. He's a business man! How else can he be so rich if not being totally honest? Btw the water pressure sucks in Florida, you have to flush multiple times. Terrible, terrible leader.", ">\n\n“He said ‘Sir…’”", ">\n\nLying liars lie.", ">\n\nBigly.", ">\n\nTrump says ~~Santos~~ DeSantis cried. ~~Santos~~ DeSantis will claim that he didn't. One of these serial liars would be telling the truth. That has never happened before so the universe might just explode out of sheer surprise.\nEdit: wrong idiot", ">\n\nSantos or DeSantis?", ">\n\nTrump is such a beacon of truth and integrity. Add irony here.", ">\n\nPoor Cry Baby DeSantis", ">\n\n‘Big, strong’ men can’t stop crying around President Trump. Just ask him.", ">\n\nTrump is unbelievable. After all these years he still sounds like a hurt 8 year old.", ">\n\nIt's times like this that having no history of telling any kind of truth really doesn't work in his favor, as much as I want to believe this.", ">\n\nLike everything else Trump has said, I’m sure this is 100% true.\nHe never lies, right?", ">\n\nTo try to make a rival look bad? He'd never do that.", ">\n\nWhile calling him sir. Yawn. We get it, Donald.", ">\n\nHe is a cringe factory and totally seems like type to cry for something when he really wants it, like a big baby.", ">\n\nLol. These people suck so bad.", ">\n\nCrying is okay, folks.\nTrump and DeSantis are shit people, but crying is okay.", ">\n\nProbably.... and Donald Trump poops himself and is a traitor.", ">\n\nFact: trump lies about everything. Fact: trump denigrates his opponents. As much as I want to believe this, it’s probably bull shit.", ">\n\nThey’re both liars, but somehow I believe this.", ">\n\nAnd then DJT shit his Depends.", ">\n\nWatching the republican party implode this election cycle is going to be schadenfreude like I’ve never experienced before.", ">\n\nEverything this piece of shit ever says is a lie. So I’m going to happily report that this is definitely more bullshit from this traitor’s mouth.\nThat being said, unfortunately his base will still eat this up. Because:\n-The Traitorous Piece of Shit said it so it must be true.\n-DeathSentence cried.\n-Crying is womanly.\n-DeathSentence is a woman.\n-MAGA MAGA MAGA\nSomewhere right now a group of Qdiots are saying some spaghetti style version of the exact talking points above.", ">\n\nTrump can piss in his pants because he wears absorbent diapers. It is probably a medical condition so he should not be ashamed.", ">\n\n\"He probably didn't even cry when he was a baby, and then he said..SIR!\"", ">\n\nStormy claims trump cried when she laughed at his mushroom dick", ">\n\nI had thought DeSantis was a SEAL, and therefore unlikely to be crying. I checked Wikipedia and found out the was a lawyer for the SEALs, so different. \nThen I read that he got a Bronze Star after his Iraq tour, but then I found out that the Bronze star is typically awarded as an upgrade from a MSM in combat zones. \nSo now I'm thinking that the crying story is totes believable.", ">\n\nSo…. By using logic we come to the conclusion that he made Trump cry, amiright? 😱", ">\n\nThis asshat is so fucking predictable.", ">\n\ndo you mean Desantis crying? Or Trump lying?", ">\n\nAnd called him sir", ">\n\nNext he'll call his wife ugly", ">\n\nOr say that she has secrets about where she worked.\nOr that his dad killed JFK.", ">\n\nNeither of these fascist deserve to be president.", ">\n\nletthemfight.gif", ">\n\nLet them fight. ding ding", ">\n\nLmao, let the feasting begin.", ">\n\nThis I will believe.", ">\n\nI also heard Trump claimed that anytime DeSantis had to open a jar that was too hard to open he came over to Trump's; in tears.", ">\n\nIt's scary how with the GOP's constant appeasement of the Orange Turd, I can actually see this happening. \nIs Trump lying? Most likely. But I can still see it happening.", ">\n\nAnd he's known for his consistent honesty, so I'm sure this happened.", ">\n\nTrump seems to always endorse people who cry in front of him, only to betray him later. Not a great judge of character if you ask me.", ">\n\nLet me guess, he called him 'Sir,' too. \nBuffoon.", ">\n\nHaha, this is where they've gotten to? \"Desantis is a booger-head and cried in front of me!\"", ">\n\nIt’s going to be fascinating to watch the Republican politicians try to take on trump knowing how deranged the base is. They went along with the insanity and even leaned into it like when Ronny D built a toy wall with his kid in the commercial. They must know it’s impossible to reason with these people. I can only imagine what it will look like when the Trump crazies set their sights on destroying DeSantis.", ">\n\nPlease run as an independent. Please.\nHe's the orange kryptonite to that void of charisma hack from Florida.", ">\n\nAs is with everything Donald says \nIt is more than likely Donald cried Infront of Ronald\nHaha Ronald and Donald", ">\n\nAnyone with \"nald\" needs to be blacklisted from politics.", ">\n\nAnyone with gop, conservative or Republicansl too", ">\n\nLet them eat each other, i for one am and will be enjoying the show", ">\n\nWatching two obese men get into a dick measuring contest is rather disturbing.", ">\n\nEspecially without an electron microscope.", ">\n\nKing Ron is too evil to cry. He has ZERO empathy or compassion. I bet he wouldn’t (or didn’t) cry over his own mother dying.", ">\n\nI didn't see any after the hurricanes or the apartment collapse.", ">\n\nDonald Trump can insult DeSantis on every level and watch Ronnie boy go back to kissing Trump's ass. Just like Ted Cruz. \nThe Republican collective lacks a spine since they clearly just accept incivility and childishness as virtues.", ">\n\nPointless article", ">\n\nI hope they both destroy each other. Our country needs a better leader than these two clowns", ">\n\nBegun, the douche wars have.", ">\n\nDude this is fucking hilarious. Let the GOP burn baby burn", ">\n\n\"It was incredible. I was having lunch at Mar-A-Lago and DeSantis walks up to me with tears in his eyes. And he said. You know what he said? He said 'Mister Trump, you're amazing. Everything a man could be. If you endorse me, I'll win. I'll give you anything you want.' And you know what I said? I said 'No way Jose. I'm the big cheese.' And you know what he did? He ran away crying in his little white boots. So sad. So sad.\"", ">\n\nBelievable until he said “Mr trump”.\nIt’s always “Sir” or “Mr President” when the Cheeto relays his big strong man with tears in his eyes stories.", ">\n\nCan you imagine what Republicans are going to release against Trump when he dies and it’s safe to talk?", ">\n\nThis battle between these two would be fucking hilarious if they didn’t have a serious chance of winning.", ">\n\nWho cares what he says. Hey media, just ignore him and report when he's convicted pretty please.", ">\n\nAs weak as Trump is right now, he knows how to put the hurt on competing right-wing grifters.", ">\n\nTrump wasn't kidding when he said he hasn't changed since he was in first grade. This is the kind of thing a bully tries to tell other kids to make the picked on kid in class look bad. Except the picked on kid deserves it this time so it's hard to feel bad for any of them.", ">\n\nSure, Don. We all 100% believe that's something that happened. Thanks for the update.", ">\n\nGotta hand it to him, Trump really knows how to play to the absolute basest and lowest common denominator of humanity.", ">\n\nMAGA is completely Middle School bullshit.", ">\n\nIs trump lying?\nOr is the torture guy a cry baby?", ">\n\nSmells like 2016 again", ">\n\nHe claims everyone cries when they beg him for something. Could it be they’re just tearing up over the noxious stench emanating from his depends?", ">\n\nBoth r whinny little b!tches", ">\n\nOh I’m sure Trump has leaked a tear or two during a ketchup-smearing tantrum.", ">\n\nThe smell from Trump’s diaper was really bad at the time.", ">\n\nWhen Donny starts losing in the primary and he turns his violent goons on his opponents, that's gonna be a good time. No wonder they all want to see him in jail or dead before the time comes.", ">\n\nThis one actually tracks as being true. DeSantis is a whiner in press conferences I can only imagine what crocodile tears he pulls out while trying to gain power.", ">\n\nNext he is going to say DeSantis sucked his dick and swallowed.", ">\n\nLmao we're in for a wild ride, folks!", ">\n\nI’m sure they both cried together holding each other’s bellies", ">\n\nHonestly I doubt it happened at all, the man spews bullshit nonstop but he's now made one of his most dangerous political rivals look weak. Honestly, Ron was most likely the next to the throne of the republican party. \nRonny needs to come out swinging to appeal to the base cos the base will belief anything that liar will say. \nSo is it a republican party or a maga party is gonna be the question", ">\n\nHe came to me with tears in his eyes and said “sir”", ">\n\nLol this is gonna be good 🍿", ">\n\nI’m thrilled both are running for president. I hope they both keep going. Split the vote!!", ">\n\nRon gave Don head guaranteed", ">\n\nNot sure which of these guys is a bigger idiot", ">\n\nThe one time I want Trump to not be lying…", ">\n\nI cant wait for this lame party of GOP incel s to continue to lose, they are all absolute fucking idiots who have nothing to offer except wining and being so passive and lame and sad sack loser fucking idiots, the worst shit for America, just fucking cry baby losers. Barf.", ">\n\n“Oh sir, sir, please endorse me sir…”", ">\n\nAh, so trmp cried in front of someone when he needed their support. putin? I bet it was putin.", ">\n\nCome on, his knees were starting to hurt!", ">\n\nBut did he “beg like a dog”? The Trumpees love the most crass belittlements. Crying isn’t humiliating enough.", ">\n\n\nTrump Claims DeSantis Cried in Front of Him While Seeking Endorsement\n\nFor once I believe him", ">\n\nThey're both dicks and deserve each other.", ">\n\nBecause crying, as a sign of empathy and emotions, is a crippling wound in the mind of Donald Trump.", ">\n\nUsually, everything that comes out of Trump's mouth is bullshit, but it would not surprise me one bit if it was true.", ">\n\nYea, straight up lie.", ">\n\nCrying is not a weakness. Having said that, both of these guys can get fucked.", ">\n\nIs this even newsworthy? Who cares.", ">\n\nDid we learn nothing from vintage commercials? You gotta save Kodak moments like this to enjoy and share with others on a later date", ">\n\nWhy wouldn’t we believe you Mr Trump, oh that’s right you lie and you hate DeSantis.", ">\n\n\nBig man, strong man, comes up to me - tears in his eyes - he says \"Sir...\"\n\n-", ">\n\nWell, I gotta say, I absolutely believe him . . . and I REALLY bet it looked just like John Turturro begging for his life in Miller's Crossing. \"I'm just a grifter, Trumpy! I'm a nobody!\"", ">\n\nOh man, this is going to get real entertaining if DeSantis starts swinging back. I hope he does, and doe snot just roll over thinking \"it's fine, I'll run in 2028\".\nHe must be aware that, if Trump somehow won in 2024, the country would once again go blue after 4 more years of Trump. The last time he won is poisoned the next 3 elections for republicans. So, DeSantis would have a much worse chance of winning if he waited until 2028. Especially after Trump inevitably attempts to change the rules to allow him to run for a 3rd term.\nThe Conservative subreddit was pretty much ready to ditch Trump after the midterms. They've cooled a bit on that now, and are not paying much attention to these little jabs. But seeing them tear themselves in half when the gloves come off between Trump and DeSantis would really be some quality entertainment.", ">\n\nWhatever you think about his popularity with the broader electorate I wouldn't want to see Trump win even the Republican nomination. If he gets his hands on the levers of power and he knows that constitutionally he is ineligible for another term then he will do everything and anything to retain his grip on power. His last term ended with rednecks shitting in the halls of Congress. Let's not flirt with the idea that letting him win the nomination is good for Democrats. That's some 2016 thinking", ">\n\nWhatever. According to Trump everybody who comes up to talk to him as tears in their eyes. I imagine they're just crying cuz they're too close to God damn Donald Trump.", ">\n\nTrump tells the truth for once.", ">\n\nWho cares? I’m so over this type of stuff…we need to debate policies, attack bad policies…move on from the useless insults.", ">\n\nWe need pics", ">\n\nI doubt this is true but I love that he's using this nonsense on someone who deserves it for once.", ">\n\nDeSantis \"I cry everytime I'm in close proximity to freshly cut onions\" 🤣😙", ">\n\nI'm gonna go ahead and assume this is true, just like I'm gonna go ahead and assume it means trump cried in front of the actual billionaires in control of the GOP when he sought their endorsement.", ">\n\nCan we stop talking about trump for the ever loving fucking love of god. We’re gonna wake up to, “trump doesn’t understand oat milk.” Like fuck off. But it’s hard to stop talking about a guy who sells papers right", ">\n\nTo be fair, if I was stuck in a room with Trump I'd probably cry too.", ">\n\nThis won’t matter to the right. They don’t care. This masculinity “gotcha” will totally miss them. The only way this will ever matter is if they want to leverage against DeSantis later. As long as he is really delivering for the fascists and white supremacists, nothing will matter.", ">\n\nI'm cool with trump's lies sabotaging the republican party.", ">\n\nPeople who give a shit about stuff like this are watching politics like it’s a TV show or sporting event. \nSad.", ">\n\nWow.....when two serial liars tell a story, which one do you believe?!", ">\n\nDesantis vs Trump in primaries is going to be the most ridiculously absurd schoolyard insult fight ever.", ">\n\nTrump lies as easily as he breathes. At this point I’d be way more surprised to hear he told the truth about something", ">\n\nMore of this, please. Rot from within. MORE MORE MORE!", ">\n\nYes. I’m certain this actually happened.", ">\n\nThis one gonna get nasty", ">\n\nHaha it’s going to be fun watching these dogs pee all over eachother", ">\n\nJust another absurd claim that can’t be proven one way or the other. Not that DeSatan isn’t a monstrous liar himself.", ">\n\nI believe it", ">\n\nSo with his track record of projection...\nWhat do you think the over under on trump crying videos existing are?", ">\n\nDeSantis cry? A physical impossibility!", ">\n\nI don't doubt it. He'll do anything to get power.", ">\n\nBig strong man, tears in his eyes.", ">\n\nAs I watch as our democratic republic swirls down the toilet, my only solace is watching these two psychopaths (Trump & DeSantis) go at each other's throats for the Presidency.", ">\n\nI didn't even know DeSantis was a trucker.", ">\n\nHe means his money shot in DeSantis face got him in the eyes, causing them to water. 💦", ">\n\nIt was probably the smell", ">\n\nI choose to believe this, because it’s hilarious to picture.", ">\n\nare they really wearing the exact same outfit lmao", ">\n\nI honestly kind of believe this.", ">\n\nTrump, if you have any kind of solid evidence on these claims, you better start producing them for the press because DeSantis is kicking your ass.", ">\n\nSo what? The two of you are cut from the same dicktater cloth.", ">\n\nLet em fight!", ">\n\nVideo/pics or stfu trumpie!", ">\n\nDon't get me wrong, I dislike DeSantis just as much, but only the orange blob would make fun of someone showing feelings and use it to win internet points.", ">\n\nMust have been the smell", ">\n\nHe just couldn’t keep that card in his pocket. The premature trump played himself.", ">\n\nCan’t out bitchboy this bitchboy", ">\n\nJust this once, I’m going to assume Donald Trump is telling the truth, because fuck Ron DeSantis.", ">\n\nThe thing is, who cares if he cried? I do not like RD (lived in Florida 5 years, moved to another state in 2021, mostly because of what Florida is turning into), but even if he did cry, so what? Trump’s gender lines are so dumb and archaic: crying mad bad.", ">\n\nit doesn't matter.\nif desantis cried desantis fans will say he's human. if joe biden cried desantis fans will say he's weak.", ">\n\nDid he call him “sir” too while crying?", ">\n\nIt brings me great joy that these meatheads are eating each other alive.\nGreat, great joy.", ">\n\nDid Deathanus take it with, or without KY?", ">\n\nYes! Let’s the flames begin!", ">\n\nI CANNOT wait for the primary debates.", ">\n\nStrong guy. Never cried before in his life. Came to me with tears in his eyes asking for my endorsement. What a guy. So disloyal now.", ">\n\nI hate both of them but DeSantis isn't a scared little child. This is a guy who played college baseball - he was a stud. The last person he'd ever cry in front of is Trump that's for sure.", ">\n\nPlaying college baseball has absolutely nothing to do with this lmao.", ">\n\nIt does, it shows he's not a wimp. I hate the fucker with a passion but don't believe he cried in front of Trump. If you played baseball or football in college you'd understand (but clearly you didn't.)", ">\n\nSo when do we get the small penis insults from Trump?", ">\n\nThis is so stupid. There's no evidence but it's still gonna start yet another stage of those twos pissing match and it's hilarious", ">\n\n\"....and then Ron felt trump's massive biceps and begged him to become his personal trainer. Then Ron begged trump to teach him how to cook, make love, and buy property.\"", ">\n\nDid daddy Rump make Ronnie cry", ">\n\nThe best part? This stuff works. I don't know whether I should be impressed by Trump or sad for his supporters. A little of both, I guess.", ">\n\nLol, shit getting real.", ">\n\nTrump trying to appeal to those personality types who buy into egocentric masculinity that doesn’t include boys crying. The same kind of dudes who have to carry firearms to feel safe in society. “Tough on the outside…., repressed, depressed and angry on the inside.”", ">\n\nSomehow I believe Trump on this one.", ">\n\nRon's got 24 hours to get in the booth and buck back with a diss track", ">\n\nThe tiny hands club", ">\n\nThat Desantis wall building video with his kids is the SIMPIEST thing ive ever seen, not only by a politician, but a man. \nTalk about a little germ\nI Believe this....", ">\n\nRepublicans hate any sign of weakness", ">\n\nThis is a story about a liar lying about a liar!", ">\n\nIt's like that empire strikes back seen between Vader and the Emperor. Except two fools 🤣 Space Balls 2 here we come.", ">\n\nThis is the ultimate conservative insult. No \"real man\" would cry, let alone in front of another \"real man\".", ">\n\nKen Watanabi: “Let them fight”", ">\n\nDeSantis is a scammer, they were probably crocodile tears just to manipulate Trump", ">\n\nI'm living for the day tough guy DimSantis bends over for Dear Leader.", ">\n\nNow this is something I actually believe.", ">\n\n🎼 This is how it starrrts 🎶" ]

[ "Sooo, this means trump cried in front of someone when seeking endorsement? Putin?", ">\n\nExactly.", ">\n\nWell, now we know exactly who has something over him.", ">\n\nWe do, but we used to, too.", ">\n\nThanks, Mitch.", ">\n\nDonnie DOES love escalators…", ">\n\nSorry for the convenience", ">\n\nI wonder how man times he called Trump \"sir?\"", ">\n\nThis is how it went word for word.\n“Please sir, endorse me sir. How can I be as smart and as good looking as you sir? Or sir, [starts sobbing] you are so wonderful “", ">\n\nDesantis weakly salutes Dear Leader", ">\n\nThe mandatory real-fake cry claim does have Kim-Jong Il vibes.", ">\n\nRed-on-red crime is my favorite kind of crime.", ">\n\nThis one is great hecause half of their base appeal is as tough guys, so telling the nation that one of them was sobbing like a baby in front of the other is a solid move. Now Deathanus has to decide whether to just accept it and be belittled, or start to fight back and fracture the party. 10/10 can’t wait for season finale.", ">\n\nHalf of these guys wouldn’t know the difference between a hatchet and an axe and wouldn’t be able to load and shoot an AR. \nRepublicans in federal government are almost all what they would consider effeminate suburbanites.", ">\n\nIn reality yes. But we know they don’t live there. To them an obese man who wears makeup and lifted shoes while avoiding war because his feet hurt is the epitome of manly.", ">\n\nI love your username. For some reason, that line cracked up my wife and me and we say it all the time.", ">\n\nIt’s so funny how many people get the reference! Workaholics def had its fans but it was never a mainstream smash so it’s crazy how many people recognize one throwaway line from the show!\nNow get in my grapevan pls", ">\n\nCatherine Zeta Jones, she dips beneath lasers, oh oh oh", ">\n\nShe has entrapped me, and Sean Connery! OH oh OH. OH oh OHhh^hh^h", ">\n\nWhen two pieces of shit get together, there will be a whole lot of stories coming out", ">\n\nThis embarrassing DeSantis campaign ad will be played repeatedly as a hit piece. That was some insane level of bootlicking lol. For one rare moment, I think Trump is speaking the truth. DeSantis absolutely cried in front of him and maybe even got on his knees for an endorsement", ">\n\nI had to go show this to my grandma. She screams about Trump and DeSantis til her voice cracks. She said she’s never wished on anyone’s demise before them. And McConnell. The rage in her 4’11”, 74 year old body is immense.", ">\n\nSounds like you've got one righteous grandma", ">\n\nShe marched her lil ass out in January in DC to march with us during Trump’s inauguration. It was actually my 18th birthday and afterwards we stopped and had Ethiopian for the first time. Her first time trying any African food and she still talks about how much she loves it. She sat with me at a tattoo appointment and afterwards we got pizza and ice cream. I love her. She’s an amazing woman.", ">\n\n\nand afterwards we stopped and had Ethiopian\n\nColumbus Circle? Fantastic places up there", ">\n\nWish I could remember. The place was packed. My grandmother and I sat on the end of the table with the vegetarian platter (since i was vegan) so she mostly ate the veg stuff. It was amazing. There’s a good place up in Tampa (Queen of Sheba) but nowhere near as good as this place was.", ">\n\nHe's probably lying but I wouldn't be surprised if its true. Have you ever seen DeSantis in a debate or outside of his hand-picked media reporters? He's so socially awkward and unstable and has the charisma of a garden slug.", ">\n\nTrue. I have noticed him moving his jaw from side to side in nearly every news conference when someone else is at the podium. Odd.", ">\n\nHe's got some kind of behavioral issue. He was never an appealing candidate, but he's surrounded himself and insulated himself with a core group of very politically savvy extremists that are the ones propelling him forward. He's not the political \"genius\" the media paints him out to be. His handlers are but he's an empty suit being controlled by puppeteers.", ">\n\nThat is actually slightly reassuring for someone not so in the know about him, like myself.", ">\n\nIt shouldn't be though. If you start looking in to his core group of advisors and backers these are some terrifying people.", ">\n\nIn so much as it shows his limitations.", ">\n\nTrue, he has many weaknesses. But they cover for them well.", ">\n\nTrump is desperate to make his opponents look effete to distract from his needing to have his hand held as we walked down a ramp or having to grasp a glass with two small hands or needing the power of the military to help him beat Covid.", ">\n\nCovfefe", ">\n\nHamburder flu", ">\n\nPerpetrated by the radical left gang member known as the “Hamburglar”", ">\n\nRobble robble", ">\n\nLots of self-proclaimed “alpha males” are wrestling with some cognitive dissonance today.", ">\n\nThey'll figure it out after praying to their favorite NFT of the day", ">\n\nDeSantis's response is going to be \"you know what makes me cry? CRT. Please clap.\"", ">\n\nIt was Jeb Bush that said “please clap.”", ">\n\nStandard playbook. Muddy the waters to make your opponent look “just as bad or worse” than you.", ">\n\nOr at least make up enough stories so that sane people with busy lives aren’t sure anymore. It’s what they’ve done for Zelenskyy, Thunberg, and Fauci.\nThat being said I wouldn’t be surprised if Desantis cried.", ">\n\nOn the one hand, Trump claims this any time he tells a story about anyone asking him for anything. \"He came to me with tears in his eyes.\" It's a bizarre piece of rhetoric he employs at every given opportunity. I think he thinks it makes him look magnanimous while simultaneously making the other person look weak. I have doubts that anyone has expressed any emotion in front of the man for less than $50,000 any time in the past 20 years.\nOn the other hand, DeSantis has no heart, can probably cry on command, and will crawl on his hands and knees across broken glass to jerk off a syphilitic stray dog into his own mouth if it means he gets what he wants.", ">\n\nNow thats an awful image!", ">\n\nThank you, I crafted it while taking a dump.", ">\n\nHope Georgia prosecutors doesn't forget the tweet where Trump admitted to interfering in the Florida election to make sure Desantis won.", ">\n\nAnd everybody clapped.", ">\n\nI dunno, I imagine a lot of people cry when they have to interact with him.", ">\n\nDesantis...\"I've seen the pee tape, and it is the most humiliation thing I've ever seen. Donald even got some in his mouth.\"", ">\n\nIt's just DJT pissing up into his own mouth on a bed the Obama's slept on at the Kremlin", ">\n\nTo be fair, getting a close up whiff of scrambled Sudafed and BigMac diaper blowouts tends to make one’s eyes run a bit.", ">\n\nDesantis is garbage. But this story likely isn't true. Trump claims people cry in front of him all the time. Many of those people aren't even real, they are just folks he made up in his head in the moment. \n\"This big guy, some say a former marine, a lot of people are saying it, really big, tough guy, and he came to me, tears in his eyes, and he said 'Mister Trump, you saved my life,' and it's true, I did save his life, I fought next to him in Afghanistan, that's what people are saying, and you know what? Maybe they're right, maybe I did kill 100 terrorists, because I know terrorists, some of them are my friends, and I say to terrorists, stop with that terror, and you know what? They stop. No one else knows terror and anti-terror like I do, just like that marine said.\"", ">\n\nRoflcopter", ">\n\nTrump knows whatever shit he says in the media will be reported like it was fact first and have to be proven false later", ">\n\n\n\"There were tears coming down from his eyes. He said: 'If you endorse me, I'll win,'\" said Trump.\n\nlmao trump couldnt come up with something better than this?", ">\n\nSeriously lol. It has a lot of \"and then everyone clapped\" energy.", ">\n\nWow who's gonna vote for Little Crybaby Ronnie?", ">\n\nWell as hard as it is to say it, I believe Trump this time. He just left out that they cried together, holding each other in a swampy embrace. Their Depends touching each other and their tentacles creep out and conjoin so they may exchange long protein strings.", ">\n\nTrump: [proceeds to unzip pantaloons]", ">\n\n\npantaloons\n\nrich people pants", ">\n\nNo, it’s crazypants. Right there in the name: pant-of-loons.", ">\n\nSuper convincing story, just trust him it's true. He's a business man! How else can he be so rich if not being totally honest? Btw the water pressure sucks in Florida, you have to flush multiple times. Terrible, terrible leader.", ">\n\n“He said ‘Sir…’”", ">\n\nLying liars lie.", ">\n\nBigly.", ">\n\nTrump says ~~Santos~~ DeSantis cried. ~~Santos~~ DeSantis will claim that he didn't. One of these serial liars would be telling the truth. That has never happened before so the universe might just explode out of sheer surprise.\nEdit: wrong idiot", ">\n\nSantos or DeSantis?", ">\n\nTrump is such a beacon of truth and integrity. Add irony here.", ">\n\nPoor Cry Baby DeSantis", ">\n\n‘Big, strong’ men can’t stop crying around President Trump. Just ask him.", ">\n\nTrump is unbelievable. After all these years he still sounds like a hurt 8 year old.", ">\n\nIt's times like this that having no history of telling any kind of truth really doesn't work in his favor, as much as I want to believe this.", ">\n\nLike everything else Trump has said, I’m sure this is 100% true.\nHe never lies, right?", ">\n\nTo try to make a rival look bad? He'd never do that.", ">\n\nWhile calling him sir. Yawn. We get it, Donald.", ">\n\nHe is a cringe factory and totally seems like type to cry for something when he really wants it, like a big baby.", ">\n\nLol. These people suck so bad.", ">\n\nCrying is okay, folks.\nTrump and DeSantis are shit people, but crying is okay.", ">\n\nProbably.... and Donald Trump poops himself and is a traitor.", ">\n\nFact: trump lies about everything. Fact: trump denigrates his opponents. As much as I want to believe this, it’s probably bull shit.", ">\n\nThey’re both liars, but somehow I believe this.", ">\n\nAnd then DJT shit his Depends.", ">\n\nWatching the republican party implode this election cycle is going to be schadenfreude like I’ve never experienced before.", ">\n\nEverything this piece of shit ever says is a lie. So I’m going to happily report that this is definitely more bullshit from this traitor’s mouth.\nThat being said, unfortunately his base will still eat this up. Because:\n-The Traitorous Piece of Shit said it so it must be true.\n-DeathSentence cried.\n-Crying is womanly.\n-DeathSentence is a woman.\n-MAGA MAGA MAGA\nSomewhere right now a group of Qdiots are saying some spaghetti style version of the exact talking points above.", ">\n\nTrump can piss in his pants because he wears absorbent diapers. It is probably a medical condition so he should not be ashamed.", ">\n\n\"He probably didn't even cry when he was a baby, and then he said..SIR!\"", ">\n\nStormy claims trump cried when she laughed at his mushroom dick", ">\n\nI had thought DeSantis was a SEAL, and therefore unlikely to be crying. I checked Wikipedia and found out the was a lawyer for the SEALs, so different. \nThen I read that he got a Bronze Star after his Iraq tour, but then I found out that the Bronze star is typically awarded as an upgrade from a MSM in combat zones. \nSo now I'm thinking that the crying story is totes believable.", ">\n\nSo…. By using logic we come to the conclusion that he made Trump cry, amiright? 😱", ">\n\nThis asshat is so fucking predictable.", ">\n\ndo you mean Desantis crying? Or Trump lying?", ">\n\nAnd called him sir", ">\n\nNext he'll call his wife ugly", ">\n\nOr say that she has secrets about where she worked.\nOr that his dad killed JFK.", ">\n\nNeither of these fascist deserve to be president.", ">\n\nletthemfight.gif", ">\n\nLet them fight. ding ding", ">\n\nLmao, let the feasting begin.", ">\n\nThis I will believe.", ">\n\nI also heard Trump claimed that anytime DeSantis had to open a jar that was too hard to open he came over to Trump's; in tears.", ">\n\nIt's scary how with the GOP's constant appeasement of the Orange Turd, I can actually see this happening. \nIs Trump lying? Most likely. But I can still see it happening.", ">\n\nAnd he's known for his consistent honesty, so I'm sure this happened.", ">\n\nTrump seems to always endorse people who cry in front of him, only to betray him later. Not a great judge of character if you ask me.", ">\n\nLet me guess, he called him 'Sir,' too. \nBuffoon.", ">\n\nHaha, this is where they've gotten to? \"Desantis is a booger-head and cried in front of me!\"", ">\n\nIt’s going to be fascinating to watch the Republican politicians try to take on trump knowing how deranged the base is. They went along with the insanity and even leaned into it like when Ronny D built a toy wall with his kid in the commercial. They must know it’s impossible to reason with these people. I can only imagine what it will look like when the Trump crazies set their sights on destroying DeSantis.", ">\n\nPlease run as an independent. Please.\nHe's the orange kryptonite to that void of charisma hack from Florida.", ">\n\nAs is with everything Donald says \nIt is more than likely Donald cried Infront of Ronald\nHaha Ronald and Donald", ">\n\nAnyone with \"nald\" needs to be blacklisted from politics.", ">\n\nAnyone with gop, conservative or Republicansl too", ">\n\nLet them eat each other, i for one am and will be enjoying the show", ">\n\nWatching two obese men get into a dick measuring contest is rather disturbing.", ">\n\nEspecially without an electron microscope.", ">\n\nKing Ron is too evil to cry. He has ZERO empathy or compassion. I bet he wouldn’t (or didn’t) cry over his own mother dying.", ">\n\nI didn't see any after the hurricanes or the apartment collapse.", ">\n\nDonald Trump can insult DeSantis on every level and watch Ronnie boy go back to kissing Trump's ass. Just like Ted Cruz. \nThe Republican collective lacks a spine since they clearly just accept incivility and childishness as virtues.", ">\n\nPointless article", ">\n\nI hope they both destroy each other. Our country needs a better leader than these two clowns", ">\n\nBegun, the douche wars have.", ">\n\nDude this is fucking hilarious. Let the GOP burn baby burn", ">\n\n\"It was incredible. I was having lunch at Mar-A-Lago and DeSantis walks up to me with tears in his eyes. And he said. You know what he said? He said 'Mister Trump, you're amazing. Everything a man could be. If you endorse me, I'll win. I'll give you anything you want.' And you know what I said? I said 'No way Jose. I'm the big cheese.' And you know what he did? He ran away crying in his little white boots. So sad. So sad.\"", ">\n\nBelievable until he said “Mr trump”.\nIt’s always “Sir” or “Mr President” when the Cheeto relays his big strong man with tears in his eyes stories.", ">\n\nCan you imagine what Republicans are going to release against Trump when he dies and it’s safe to talk?", ">\n\nThis battle between these two would be fucking hilarious if they didn’t have a serious chance of winning.", ">\n\nWho cares what he says. Hey media, just ignore him and report when he's convicted pretty please.", ">\n\nAs weak as Trump is right now, he knows how to put the hurt on competing right-wing grifters.", ">\n\nTrump wasn't kidding when he said he hasn't changed since he was in first grade. This is the kind of thing a bully tries to tell other kids to make the picked on kid in class look bad. Except the picked on kid deserves it this time so it's hard to feel bad for any of them.", ">\n\nSure, Don. We all 100% believe that's something that happened. Thanks for the update.", ">\n\nGotta hand it to him, Trump really knows how to play to the absolute basest and lowest common denominator of humanity.", ">\n\nMAGA is completely Middle School bullshit.", ">\n\nIs trump lying?\nOr is the torture guy a cry baby?", ">\n\nSmells like 2016 again", ">\n\nHe claims everyone cries when they beg him for something. Could it be they’re just tearing up over the noxious stench emanating from his depends?", ">\n\nBoth r whinny little b!tches", ">\n\nOh I’m sure Trump has leaked a tear or two during a ketchup-smearing tantrum.", ">\n\nThe smell from Trump’s diaper was really bad at the time.", ">\n\nWhen Donny starts losing in the primary and he turns his violent goons on his opponents, that's gonna be a good time. No wonder they all want to see him in jail or dead before the time comes.", ">\n\nThis one actually tracks as being true. DeSantis is a whiner in press conferences I can only imagine what crocodile tears he pulls out while trying to gain power.", ">\n\nNext he is going to say DeSantis sucked his dick and swallowed.", ">\n\nLmao we're in for a wild ride, folks!", ">\n\nI’m sure they both cried together holding each other’s bellies", ">\n\nHonestly I doubt it happened at all, the man spews bullshit nonstop but he's now made one of his most dangerous political rivals look weak. Honestly, Ron was most likely the next to the throne of the republican party. \nRonny needs to come out swinging to appeal to the base cos the base will belief anything that liar will say. \nSo is it a republican party or a maga party is gonna be the question", ">\n\nHe came to me with tears in his eyes and said “sir”", ">\n\nLol this is gonna be good 🍿", ">\n\nI’m thrilled both are running for president. I hope they both keep going. Split the vote!!", ">\n\nRon gave Don head guaranteed", ">\n\nNot sure which of these guys is a bigger idiot", ">\n\nThe one time I want Trump to not be lying…", ">\n\nI cant wait for this lame party of GOP incel s to continue to lose, they are all absolute fucking idiots who have nothing to offer except wining and being so passive and lame and sad sack loser fucking idiots, the worst shit for America, just fucking cry baby losers. Barf.", ">\n\n“Oh sir, sir, please endorse me sir…”", ">\n\nAh, so trmp cried in front of someone when he needed their support. putin? I bet it was putin.", ">\n\nCome on, his knees were starting to hurt!", ">\n\nBut did he “beg like a dog”? The Trumpees love the most crass belittlements. Crying isn’t humiliating enough.", ">\n\n\nTrump Claims DeSantis Cried in Front of Him While Seeking Endorsement\n\nFor once I believe him", ">\n\nThey're both dicks and deserve each other.", ">\n\nBecause crying, as a sign of empathy and emotions, is a crippling wound in the mind of Donald Trump.", ">\n\nUsually, everything that comes out of Trump's mouth is bullshit, but it would not surprise me one bit if it was true.", ">\n\nYea, straight up lie.", ">\n\nCrying is not a weakness. Having said that, both of these guys can get fucked.", ">\n\nIs this even newsworthy? Who cares.", ">\n\nDid we learn nothing from vintage commercials? You gotta save Kodak moments like this to enjoy and share with others on a later date", ">\n\nWhy wouldn’t we believe you Mr Trump, oh that’s right you lie and you hate DeSantis.", ">\n\n\nBig man, strong man, comes up to me - tears in his eyes - he says \"Sir...\"\n\n-", ">\n\nWell, I gotta say, I absolutely believe him . . . and I REALLY bet it looked just like John Turturro begging for his life in Miller's Crossing. \"I'm just a grifter, Trumpy! I'm a nobody!\"", ">\n\nOh man, this is going to get real entertaining if DeSantis starts swinging back. I hope he does, and doe snot just roll over thinking \"it's fine, I'll run in 2028\".\nHe must be aware that, if Trump somehow won in 2024, the country would once again go blue after 4 more years of Trump. The last time he won is poisoned the next 3 elections for republicans. So, DeSantis would have a much worse chance of winning if he waited until 2028. Especially after Trump inevitably attempts to change the rules to allow him to run for a 3rd term.\nThe Conservative subreddit was pretty much ready to ditch Trump after the midterms. They've cooled a bit on that now, and are not paying much attention to these little jabs. But seeing them tear themselves in half when the gloves come off between Trump and DeSantis would really be some quality entertainment.", ">\n\nWhatever you think about his popularity with the broader electorate I wouldn't want to see Trump win even the Republican nomination. If he gets his hands on the levers of power and he knows that constitutionally he is ineligible for another term then he will do everything and anything to retain his grip on power. His last term ended with rednecks shitting in the halls of Congress. Let's not flirt with the idea that letting him win the nomination is good for Democrats. That's some 2016 thinking", ">\n\nWhatever. According to Trump everybody who comes up to talk to him as tears in their eyes. I imagine they're just crying cuz they're too close to God damn Donald Trump.", ">\n\nTrump tells the truth for once.", ">\n\nWho cares? I’m so over this type of stuff…we need to debate policies, attack bad policies…move on from the useless insults.", ">\n\nWe need pics", ">\n\nI doubt this is true but I love that he's using this nonsense on someone who deserves it for once.", ">\n\nDeSantis \"I cry everytime I'm in close proximity to freshly cut onions\" 🤣😙", ">\n\nI'm gonna go ahead and assume this is true, just like I'm gonna go ahead and assume it means trump cried in front of the actual billionaires in control of the GOP when he sought their endorsement.", ">\n\nCan we stop talking about trump for the ever loving fucking love of god. We’re gonna wake up to, “trump doesn’t understand oat milk.” Like fuck off. But it’s hard to stop talking about a guy who sells papers right", ">\n\nTo be fair, if I was stuck in a room with Trump I'd probably cry too.", ">\n\nThis won’t matter to the right. They don’t care. This masculinity “gotcha” will totally miss them. The only way this will ever matter is if they want to leverage against DeSantis later. As long as he is really delivering for the fascists and white supremacists, nothing will matter.", ">\n\nI'm cool with trump's lies sabotaging the republican party.", ">\n\nPeople who give a shit about stuff like this are watching politics like it’s a TV show or sporting event. \nSad.", ">\n\nWow.....when two serial liars tell a story, which one do you believe?!", ">\n\nDesantis vs Trump in primaries is going to be the most ridiculously absurd schoolyard insult fight ever.", ">\n\nTrump lies as easily as he breathes. At this point I’d be way more surprised to hear he told the truth about something", ">\n\nMore of this, please. Rot from within. MORE MORE MORE!", ">\n\nYes. I’m certain this actually happened.", ">\n\nThis one gonna get nasty", ">\n\nHaha it’s going to be fun watching these dogs pee all over eachother", ">\n\nJust another absurd claim that can’t be proven one way or the other. Not that DeSatan isn’t a monstrous liar himself.", ">\n\nI believe it", ">\n\nSo with his track record of projection...\nWhat do you think the over under on trump crying videos existing are?", ">\n\nDeSantis cry? A physical impossibility!", ">\n\nI don't doubt it. He'll do anything to get power.", ">\n\nBig strong man, tears in his eyes.", ">\n\nAs I watch as our democratic republic swirls down the toilet, my only solace is watching these two psychopaths (Trump & DeSantis) go at each other's throats for the Presidency.", ">\n\nI didn't even know DeSantis was a trucker.", ">\n\nHe means his money shot in DeSantis face got him in the eyes, causing them to water. 💦", ">\n\nIt was probably the smell", ">\n\nI choose to believe this, because it’s hilarious to picture.", ">\n\nare they really wearing the exact same outfit lmao", ">\n\nI honestly kind of believe this.", ">\n\nTrump, if you have any kind of solid evidence on these claims, you better start producing them for the press because DeSantis is kicking your ass.", ">\n\nSo what? The two of you are cut from the same dicktater cloth.", ">\n\nLet em fight!", ">\n\nVideo/pics or stfu trumpie!", ">\n\nDon't get me wrong, I dislike DeSantis just as much, but only the orange blob would make fun of someone showing feelings and use it to win internet points.", ">\n\nMust have been the smell", ">\n\nHe just couldn’t keep that card in his pocket. The premature trump played himself.", ">\n\nCan’t out bitchboy this bitchboy", ">\n\nJust this once, I’m going to assume Donald Trump is telling the truth, because fuck Ron DeSantis.", ">\n\nThe thing is, who cares if he cried? I do not like RD (lived in Florida 5 years, moved to another state in 2021, mostly because of what Florida is turning into), but even if he did cry, so what? Trump’s gender lines are so dumb and archaic: crying mad bad.", ">\n\nit doesn't matter.\nif desantis cried desantis fans will say he's human. if joe biden cried desantis fans will say he's weak.", ">\n\nDid he call him “sir” too while crying?", ">\n\nIt brings me great joy that these meatheads are eating each other alive.\nGreat, great joy.", ">\n\nDid Deathanus take it with, or without KY?", ">\n\nYes! Let’s the flames begin!", ">\n\nI CANNOT wait for the primary debates.", ">\n\nStrong guy. Never cried before in his life. Came to me with tears in his eyes asking for my endorsement. What a guy. So disloyal now.", ">\n\nI hate both of them but DeSantis isn't a scared little child. This is a guy who played college baseball - he was a stud. The last person he'd ever cry in front of is Trump that's for sure.", ">\n\nPlaying college baseball has absolutely nothing to do with this lmao.", ">\n\nIt does, it shows he's not a wimp. I hate the fucker with a passion but don't believe he cried in front of Trump. If you played baseball or football in college you'd understand (but clearly you didn't.)", ">\n\nSo when do we get the small penis insults from Trump?", ">\n\nThis is so stupid. There's no evidence but it's still gonna start yet another stage of those twos pissing match and it's hilarious", ">\n\n\"....and then Ron felt trump's massive biceps and begged him to become his personal trainer. Then Ron begged trump to teach him how to cook, make love, and buy property.\"", ">\n\nDid daddy Rump make Ronnie cry", ">\n\nThe best part? This stuff works. I don't know whether I should be impressed by Trump or sad for his supporters. A little of both, I guess.", ">\n\nLol, shit getting real.", ">\n\nTrump trying to appeal to those personality types who buy into egocentric masculinity that doesn’t include boys crying. The same kind of dudes who have to carry firearms to feel safe in society. “Tough on the outside…., repressed, depressed and angry on the inside.”", ">\n\nSomehow I believe Trump on this one.", ">\n\nRon's got 24 hours to get in the booth and buck back with a diss track", ">\n\nThe tiny hands club", ">\n\nThat Desantis wall building video with his kids is the SIMPIEST thing ive ever seen, not only by a politician, but a man. \nTalk about a little germ\nI Believe this....", ">\n\nRepublicans hate any sign of weakness", ">\n\nThis is a story about a liar lying about a liar!", ">\n\nIt's like that empire strikes back seen between Vader and the Emperor. Except two fools 🤣 Space Balls 2 here we come.", ">\n\nThis is the ultimate conservative insult. No \"real man\" would cry, let alone in front of another \"real man\".", ">\n\nKen Watanabi: “Let them fight”", ">\n\nDeSantis is a scammer, they were probably crocodile tears just to manipulate Trump", ">\n\nI'm living for the day tough guy DimSantis bends over for Dear Leader.", ">\n\nNow this is something I actually believe.", ">\n\n🎼 This is how it starrrts 🎶", ">\n\nI hope donald has a tape." ]

[ "Sooo, this means trump cried in front of someone when seeking endorsement? Putin?", ">\n\nExactly.", ">\n\nWell, now we know exactly who has something over him.", ">\n\nWe do, but we used to, too.", ">\n\nThanks, Mitch.", ">\n\nDonnie DOES love escalators…", ">\n\nSorry for the convenience", ">\n\nI wonder how man times he called Trump \"sir?\"", ">\n\nThis is how it went word for word.\n“Please sir, endorse me sir. How can I be as smart and as good looking as you sir? Or sir, [starts sobbing] you are so wonderful “", ">\n\nDesantis weakly salutes Dear Leader", ">\n\nThe mandatory real-fake cry claim does have Kim-Jong Il vibes.", ">\n\nRed-on-red crime is my favorite kind of crime.", ">\n\nThis one is great hecause half of their base appeal is as tough guys, so telling the nation that one of them was sobbing like a baby in front of the other is a solid move. Now Deathanus has to decide whether to just accept it and be belittled, or start to fight back and fracture the party. 10/10 can’t wait for season finale.", ">\n\nHalf of these guys wouldn’t know the difference between a hatchet and an axe and wouldn’t be able to load and shoot an AR. \nRepublicans in federal government are almost all what they would consider effeminate suburbanites.", ">\n\nIn reality yes. But we know they don’t live there. To them an obese man who wears makeup and lifted shoes while avoiding war because his feet hurt is the epitome of manly.", ">\n\nI love your username. For some reason, that line cracked up my wife and me and we say it all the time.", ">\n\nIt’s so funny how many people get the reference! Workaholics def had its fans but it was never a mainstream smash so it’s crazy how many people recognize one throwaway line from the show!\nNow get in my grapevan pls", ">\n\nCatherine Zeta Jones, she dips beneath lasers, oh oh oh", ">\n\nShe has entrapped me, and Sean Connery! OH oh OH. OH oh OHhh^hh^h", ">\n\nWhen two pieces of shit get together, there will be a whole lot of stories coming out", ">\n\nThis embarrassing DeSantis campaign ad will be played repeatedly as a hit piece. That was some insane level of bootlicking lol. For one rare moment, I think Trump is speaking the truth. DeSantis absolutely cried in front of him and maybe even got on his knees for an endorsement", ">\n\nI had to go show this to my grandma. She screams about Trump and DeSantis til her voice cracks. She said she’s never wished on anyone’s demise before them. And McConnell. The rage in her 4’11”, 74 year old body is immense.", ">\n\nSounds like you've got one righteous grandma", ">\n\nShe marched her lil ass out in January in DC to march with us during Trump’s inauguration. It was actually my 18th birthday and afterwards we stopped and had Ethiopian for the first time. Her first time trying any African food and she still talks about how much she loves it. She sat with me at a tattoo appointment and afterwards we got pizza and ice cream. I love her. She’s an amazing woman.", ">\n\n\nand afterwards we stopped and had Ethiopian\n\nColumbus Circle? Fantastic places up there", ">\n\nWish I could remember. The place was packed. My grandmother and I sat on the end of the table with the vegetarian platter (since i was vegan) so she mostly ate the veg stuff. It was amazing. There’s a good place up in Tampa (Queen of Sheba) but nowhere near as good as this place was.", ">\n\nHe's probably lying but I wouldn't be surprised if its true. Have you ever seen DeSantis in a debate or outside of his hand-picked media reporters? He's so socially awkward and unstable and has the charisma of a garden slug.", ">\n\nTrue. I have noticed him moving his jaw from side to side in nearly every news conference when someone else is at the podium. Odd.", ">\n\nHe's got some kind of behavioral issue. He was never an appealing candidate, but he's surrounded himself and insulated himself with a core group of very politically savvy extremists that are the ones propelling him forward. He's not the political \"genius\" the media paints him out to be. His handlers are but he's an empty suit being controlled by puppeteers.", ">\n\nThat is actually slightly reassuring for someone not so in the know about him, like myself.", ">\n\nIt shouldn't be though. If you start looking in to his core group of advisors and backers these are some terrifying people.", ">\n\nIn so much as it shows his limitations.", ">\n\nTrue, he has many weaknesses. But they cover for them well.", ">\n\nTrump is desperate to make his opponents look effete to distract from his needing to have his hand held as we walked down a ramp or having to grasp a glass with two small hands or needing the power of the military to help him beat Covid.", ">\n\nCovfefe", ">\n\nHamburder flu", ">\n\nPerpetrated by the radical left gang member known as the “Hamburglar”", ">\n\nRobble robble", ">\n\nLots of self-proclaimed “alpha males” are wrestling with some cognitive dissonance today.", ">\n\nThey'll figure it out after praying to their favorite NFT of the day", ">\n\nDeSantis's response is going to be \"you know what makes me cry? CRT. Please clap.\"", ">\n\nIt was Jeb Bush that said “please clap.”", ">\n\nStandard playbook. Muddy the waters to make your opponent look “just as bad or worse” than you.", ">\n\nOr at least make up enough stories so that sane people with busy lives aren’t sure anymore. It’s what they’ve done for Zelenskyy, Thunberg, and Fauci.\nThat being said I wouldn’t be surprised if Desantis cried.", ">\n\nOn the one hand, Trump claims this any time he tells a story about anyone asking him for anything. \"He came to me with tears in his eyes.\" It's a bizarre piece of rhetoric he employs at every given opportunity. I think he thinks it makes him look magnanimous while simultaneously making the other person look weak. I have doubts that anyone has expressed any emotion in front of the man for less than $50,000 any time in the past 20 years.\nOn the other hand, DeSantis has no heart, can probably cry on command, and will crawl on his hands and knees across broken glass to jerk off a syphilitic stray dog into his own mouth if it means he gets what he wants.", ">\n\nNow thats an awful image!", ">\n\nThank you, I crafted it while taking a dump.", ">\n\nHope Georgia prosecutors doesn't forget the tweet where Trump admitted to interfering in the Florida election to make sure Desantis won.", ">\n\nAnd everybody clapped.", ">\n\nI dunno, I imagine a lot of people cry when they have to interact with him.", ">\n\nDesantis...\"I've seen the pee tape, and it is the most humiliation thing I've ever seen. Donald even got some in his mouth.\"", ">\n\nIt's just DJT pissing up into his own mouth on a bed the Obama's slept on at the Kremlin", ">\n\nTo be fair, getting a close up whiff of scrambled Sudafed and BigMac diaper blowouts tends to make one’s eyes run a bit.", ">\n\nDesantis is garbage. But this story likely isn't true. Trump claims people cry in front of him all the time. Many of those people aren't even real, they are just folks he made up in his head in the moment. \n\"This big guy, some say a former marine, a lot of people are saying it, really big, tough guy, and he came to me, tears in his eyes, and he said 'Mister Trump, you saved my life,' and it's true, I did save his life, I fought next to him in Afghanistan, that's what people are saying, and you know what? Maybe they're right, maybe I did kill 100 terrorists, because I know terrorists, some of them are my friends, and I say to terrorists, stop with that terror, and you know what? They stop. No one else knows terror and anti-terror like I do, just like that marine said.\"", ">\n\nRoflcopter", ">\n\nTrump knows whatever shit he says in the media will be reported like it was fact first and have to be proven false later", ">\n\n\n\"There were tears coming down from his eyes. He said: 'If you endorse me, I'll win,'\" said Trump.\n\nlmao trump couldnt come up with something better than this?", ">\n\nSeriously lol. It has a lot of \"and then everyone clapped\" energy.", ">\n\nWow who's gonna vote for Little Crybaby Ronnie?", ">\n\nWell as hard as it is to say it, I believe Trump this time. He just left out that they cried together, holding each other in a swampy embrace. Their Depends touching each other and their tentacles creep out and conjoin so they may exchange long protein strings.", ">\n\nTrump: [proceeds to unzip pantaloons]", ">\n\n\npantaloons\n\nrich people pants", ">\n\nNo, it’s crazypants. Right there in the name: pant-of-loons.", ">\n\nSuper convincing story, just trust him it's true. He's a business man! How else can he be so rich if not being totally honest? Btw the water pressure sucks in Florida, you have to flush multiple times. Terrible, terrible leader.", ">\n\n“He said ‘Sir…’”", ">\n\nLying liars lie.", ">\n\nBigly.", ">\n\nTrump says ~~Santos~~ DeSantis cried. ~~Santos~~ DeSantis will claim that he didn't. One of these serial liars would be telling the truth. That has never happened before so the universe might just explode out of sheer surprise.\nEdit: wrong idiot", ">\n\nSantos or DeSantis?", ">\n\nTrump is such a beacon of truth and integrity. Add irony here.", ">\n\nPoor Cry Baby DeSantis", ">\n\n‘Big, strong’ men can’t stop crying around President Trump. Just ask him.", ">\n\nTrump is unbelievable. After all these years he still sounds like a hurt 8 year old.", ">\n\nIt's times like this that having no history of telling any kind of truth really doesn't work in his favor, as much as I want to believe this.", ">\n\nLike everything else Trump has said, I’m sure this is 100% true.\nHe never lies, right?", ">\n\nTo try to make a rival look bad? He'd never do that.", ">\n\nWhile calling him sir. Yawn. We get it, Donald.", ">\n\nHe is a cringe factory and totally seems like type to cry for something when he really wants it, like a big baby.", ">\n\nLol. These people suck so bad.", ">\n\nCrying is okay, folks.\nTrump and DeSantis are shit people, but crying is okay.", ">\n\nProbably.... and Donald Trump poops himself and is a traitor.", ">\n\nFact: trump lies about everything. Fact: trump denigrates his opponents. As much as I want to believe this, it’s probably bull shit.", ">\n\nThey’re both liars, but somehow I believe this.", ">\n\nAnd then DJT shit his Depends.", ">\n\nWatching the republican party implode this election cycle is going to be schadenfreude like I’ve never experienced before.", ">\n\nEverything this piece of shit ever says is a lie. So I’m going to happily report that this is definitely more bullshit from this traitor’s mouth.\nThat being said, unfortunately his base will still eat this up. Because:\n-The Traitorous Piece of Shit said it so it must be true.\n-DeathSentence cried.\n-Crying is womanly.\n-DeathSentence is a woman.\n-MAGA MAGA MAGA\nSomewhere right now a group of Qdiots are saying some spaghetti style version of the exact talking points above.", ">\n\nTrump can piss in his pants because he wears absorbent diapers. It is probably a medical condition so he should not be ashamed.", ">\n\n\"He probably didn't even cry when he was a baby, and then he said..SIR!\"", ">\n\nStormy claims trump cried when she laughed at his mushroom dick", ">\n\nI had thought DeSantis was a SEAL, and therefore unlikely to be crying. I checked Wikipedia and found out the was a lawyer for the SEALs, so different. \nThen I read that he got a Bronze Star after his Iraq tour, but then I found out that the Bronze star is typically awarded as an upgrade from a MSM in combat zones. \nSo now I'm thinking that the crying story is totes believable.", ">\n\nSo…. By using logic we come to the conclusion that he made Trump cry, amiright? 😱", ">\n\nThis asshat is so fucking predictable.", ">\n\ndo you mean Desantis crying? Or Trump lying?", ">\n\nAnd called him sir", ">\n\nNext he'll call his wife ugly", ">\n\nOr say that she has secrets about where she worked.\nOr that his dad killed JFK.", ">\n\nNeither of these fascist deserve to be president.", ">\n\nletthemfight.gif", ">\n\nLet them fight. ding ding", ">\n\nLmao, let the feasting begin.", ">\n\nThis I will believe.", ">\n\nI also heard Trump claimed that anytime DeSantis had to open a jar that was too hard to open he came over to Trump's; in tears.", ">\n\nIt's scary how with the GOP's constant appeasement of the Orange Turd, I can actually see this happening. \nIs Trump lying? Most likely. But I can still see it happening.", ">\n\nAnd he's known for his consistent honesty, so I'm sure this happened.", ">\n\nTrump seems to always endorse people who cry in front of him, only to betray him later. Not a great judge of character if you ask me.", ">\n\nLet me guess, he called him 'Sir,' too. \nBuffoon.", ">\n\nHaha, this is where they've gotten to? \"Desantis is a booger-head and cried in front of me!\"", ">\n\nIt’s going to be fascinating to watch the Republican politicians try to take on trump knowing how deranged the base is. They went along with the insanity and even leaned into it like when Ronny D built a toy wall with his kid in the commercial. They must know it’s impossible to reason with these people. I can only imagine what it will look like when the Trump crazies set their sights on destroying DeSantis.", ">\n\nPlease run as an independent. Please.\nHe's the orange kryptonite to that void of charisma hack from Florida.", ">\n\nAs is with everything Donald says \nIt is more than likely Donald cried Infront of Ronald\nHaha Ronald and Donald", ">\n\nAnyone with \"nald\" needs to be blacklisted from politics.", ">\n\nAnyone with gop, conservative or Republicansl too", ">\n\nLet them eat each other, i for one am and will be enjoying the show", ">\n\nWatching two obese men get into a dick measuring contest is rather disturbing.", ">\n\nEspecially without an electron microscope.", ">\n\nKing Ron is too evil to cry. He has ZERO empathy or compassion. I bet he wouldn’t (or didn’t) cry over his own mother dying.", ">\n\nI didn't see any after the hurricanes or the apartment collapse.", ">\n\nDonald Trump can insult DeSantis on every level and watch Ronnie boy go back to kissing Trump's ass. Just like Ted Cruz. \nThe Republican collective lacks a spine since they clearly just accept incivility and childishness as virtues.", ">\n\nPointless article", ">\n\nI hope they both destroy each other. Our country needs a better leader than these two clowns", ">\n\nBegun, the douche wars have.", ">\n\nDude this is fucking hilarious. Let the GOP burn baby burn", ">\n\n\"It was incredible. I was having lunch at Mar-A-Lago and DeSantis walks up to me with tears in his eyes. And he said. You know what he said? He said 'Mister Trump, you're amazing. Everything a man could be. If you endorse me, I'll win. I'll give you anything you want.' And you know what I said? I said 'No way Jose. I'm the big cheese.' And you know what he did? He ran away crying in his little white boots. So sad. So sad.\"", ">\n\nBelievable until he said “Mr trump”.\nIt’s always “Sir” or “Mr President” when the Cheeto relays his big strong man with tears in his eyes stories.", ">\n\nCan you imagine what Republicans are going to release against Trump when he dies and it’s safe to talk?", ">\n\nThis battle between these two would be fucking hilarious if they didn’t have a serious chance of winning.", ">\n\nWho cares what he says. Hey media, just ignore him and report when he's convicted pretty please.", ">\n\nAs weak as Trump is right now, he knows how to put the hurt on competing right-wing grifters.", ">\n\nTrump wasn't kidding when he said he hasn't changed since he was in first grade. This is the kind of thing a bully tries to tell other kids to make the picked on kid in class look bad. Except the picked on kid deserves it this time so it's hard to feel bad for any of them.", ">\n\nSure, Don. We all 100% believe that's something that happened. Thanks for the update.", ">\n\nGotta hand it to him, Trump really knows how to play to the absolute basest and lowest common denominator of humanity.", ">\n\nMAGA is completely Middle School bullshit.", ">\n\nIs trump lying?\nOr is the torture guy a cry baby?", ">\n\nSmells like 2016 again", ">\n\nHe claims everyone cries when they beg him for something. Could it be they’re just tearing up over the noxious stench emanating from his depends?", ">\n\nBoth r whinny little b!tches", ">\n\nOh I’m sure Trump has leaked a tear or two during a ketchup-smearing tantrum.", ">\n\nThe smell from Trump’s diaper was really bad at the time.", ">\n\nWhen Donny starts losing in the primary and he turns his violent goons on his opponents, that's gonna be a good time. No wonder they all want to see him in jail or dead before the time comes.", ">\n\nThis one actually tracks as being true. DeSantis is a whiner in press conferences I can only imagine what crocodile tears he pulls out while trying to gain power.", ">\n\nNext he is going to say DeSantis sucked his dick and swallowed.", ">\n\nLmao we're in for a wild ride, folks!", ">\n\nI’m sure they both cried together holding each other’s bellies", ">\n\nHonestly I doubt it happened at all, the man spews bullshit nonstop but he's now made one of his most dangerous political rivals look weak. Honestly, Ron was most likely the next to the throne of the republican party. \nRonny needs to come out swinging to appeal to the base cos the base will belief anything that liar will say. \nSo is it a republican party or a maga party is gonna be the question", ">\n\nHe came to me with tears in his eyes and said “sir”", ">\n\nLol this is gonna be good 🍿", ">\n\nI’m thrilled both are running for president. I hope they both keep going. Split the vote!!", ">\n\nRon gave Don head guaranteed", ">\n\nNot sure which of these guys is a bigger idiot", ">\n\nThe one time I want Trump to not be lying…", ">\n\nI cant wait for this lame party of GOP incel s to continue to lose, they are all absolute fucking idiots who have nothing to offer except wining and being so passive and lame and sad sack loser fucking idiots, the worst shit for America, just fucking cry baby losers. Barf.", ">\n\n“Oh sir, sir, please endorse me sir…”", ">\n\nAh, so trmp cried in front of someone when he needed their support. putin? I bet it was putin.", ">\n\nCome on, his knees were starting to hurt!", ">\n\nBut did he “beg like a dog”? The Trumpees love the most crass belittlements. Crying isn’t humiliating enough.", ">\n\n\nTrump Claims DeSantis Cried in Front of Him While Seeking Endorsement\n\nFor once I believe him", ">\n\nThey're both dicks and deserve each other.", ">\n\nBecause crying, as a sign of empathy and emotions, is a crippling wound in the mind of Donald Trump.", ">\n\nUsually, everything that comes out of Trump's mouth is bullshit, but it would not surprise me one bit if it was true.", ">\n\nYea, straight up lie.", ">\n\nCrying is not a weakness. Having said that, both of these guys can get fucked.", ">\n\nIs this even newsworthy? Who cares.", ">\n\nDid we learn nothing from vintage commercials? You gotta save Kodak moments like this to enjoy and share with others on a later date", ">\n\nWhy wouldn’t we believe you Mr Trump, oh that’s right you lie and you hate DeSantis.", ">\n\n\nBig man, strong man, comes up to me - tears in his eyes - he says \"Sir...\"\n\n-", ">\n\nWell, I gotta say, I absolutely believe him . . . and I REALLY bet it looked just like John Turturro begging for his life in Miller's Crossing. \"I'm just a grifter, Trumpy! I'm a nobody!\"", ">\n\nOh man, this is going to get real entertaining if DeSantis starts swinging back. I hope he does, and doe snot just roll over thinking \"it's fine, I'll run in 2028\".\nHe must be aware that, if Trump somehow won in 2024, the country would once again go blue after 4 more years of Trump. The last time he won is poisoned the next 3 elections for republicans. So, DeSantis would have a much worse chance of winning if he waited until 2028. Especially after Trump inevitably attempts to change the rules to allow him to run for a 3rd term.\nThe Conservative subreddit was pretty much ready to ditch Trump after the midterms. They've cooled a bit on that now, and are not paying much attention to these little jabs. But seeing them tear themselves in half when the gloves come off between Trump and DeSantis would really be some quality entertainment.", ">\n\nWhatever you think about his popularity with the broader electorate I wouldn't want to see Trump win even the Republican nomination. If he gets his hands on the levers of power and he knows that constitutionally he is ineligible for another term then he will do everything and anything to retain his grip on power. His last term ended with rednecks shitting in the halls of Congress. Let's not flirt with the idea that letting him win the nomination is good for Democrats. That's some 2016 thinking", ">\n\nWhatever. According to Trump everybody who comes up to talk to him as tears in their eyes. I imagine they're just crying cuz they're too close to God damn Donald Trump.", ">\n\nTrump tells the truth for once.", ">\n\nWho cares? I’m so over this type of stuff…we need to debate policies, attack bad policies…move on from the useless insults.", ">\n\nWe need pics", ">\n\nI doubt this is true but I love that he's using this nonsense on someone who deserves it for once.", ">\n\nDeSantis \"I cry everytime I'm in close proximity to freshly cut onions\" 🤣😙", ">\n\nI'm gonna go ahead and assume this is true, just like I'm gonna go ahead and assume it means trump cried in front of the actual billionaires in control of the GOP when he sought their endorsement.", ">\n\nCan we stop talking about trump for the ever loving fucking love of god. We’re gonna wake up to, “trump doesn’t understand oat milk.” Like fuck off. But it’s hard to stop talking about a guy who sells papers right", ">\n\nTo be fair, if I was stuck in a room with Trump I'd probably cry too.", ">\n\nThis won’t matter to the right. They don’t care. This masculinity “gotcha” will totally miss them. The only way this will ever matter is if they want to leverage against DeSantis later. As long as he is really delivering for the fascists and white supremacists, nothing will matter.", ">\n\nI'm cool with trump's lies sabotaging the republican party.", ">\n\nPeople who give a shit about stuff like this are watching politics like it’s a TV show or sporting event. \nSad.", ">\n\nWow.....when two serial liars tell a story, which one do you believe?!", ">\n\nDesantis vs Trump in primaries is going to be the most ridiculously absurd schoolyard insult fight ever.", ">\n\nTrump lies as easily as he breathes. At this point I’d be way more surprised to hear he told the truth about something", ">\n\nMore of this, please. Rot from within. MORE MORE MORE!", ">\n\nYes. I’m certain this actually happened.", ">\n\nThis one gonna get nasty", ">\n\nHaha it’s going to be fun watching these dogs pee all over eachother", ">\n\nJust another absurd claim that can’t be proven one way or the other. Not that DeSatan isn’t a monstrous liar himself.", ">\n\nI believe it", ">\n\nSo with his track record of projection...\nWhat do you think the over under on trump crying videos existing are?", ">\n\nDeSantis cry? A physical impossibility!", ">\n\nI don't doubt it. He'll do anything to get power.", ">\n\nBig strong man, tears in his eyes.", ">\n\nAs I watch as our democratic republic swirls down the toilet, my only solace is watching these two psychopaths (Trump & DeSantis) go at each other's throats for the Presidency.", ">\n\nI didn't even know DeSantis was a trucker.", ">\n\nHe means his money shot in DeSantis face got him in the eyes, causing them to water. 💦", ">\n\nIt was probably the smell", ">\n\nI choose to believe this, because it’s hilarious to picture.", ">\n\nare they really wearing the exact same outfit lmao", ">\n\nI honestly kind of believe this.", ">\n\nTrump, if you have any kind of solid evidence on these claims, you better start producing them for the press because DeSantis is kicking your ass.", ">\n\nSo what? The two of you are cut from the same dicktater cloth.", ">\n\nLet em fight!", ">\n\nVideo/pics or stfu trumpie!", ">\n\nDon't get me wrong, I dislike DeSantis just as much, but only the orange blob would make fun of someone showing feelings and use it to win internet points.", ">\n\nMust have been the smell", ">\n\nHe just couldn’t keep that card in his pocket. The premature trump played himself.", ">\n\nCan’t out bitchboy this bitchboy", ">\n\nJust this once, I’m going to assume Donald Trump is telling the truth, because fuck Ron DeSantis.", ">\n\nThe thing is, who cares if he cried? I do not like RD (lived in Florida 5 years, moved to another state in 2021, mostly because of what Florida is turning into), but even if he did cry, so what? Trump’s gender lines are so dumb and archaic: crying mad bad.", ">\n\nit doesn't matter.\nif desantis cried desantis fans will say he's human. if joe biden cried desantis fans will say he's weak.", ">\n\nDid he call him “sir” too while crying?", ">\n\nIt brings me great joy that these meatheads are eating each other alive.\nGreat, great joy.", ">\n\nDid Deathanus take it with, or without KY?", ">\n\nYes! Let’s the flames begin!", ">\n\nI CANNOT wait for the primary debates.", ">\n\nStrong guy. Never cried before in his life. Came to me with tears in his eyes asking for my endorsement. What a guy. So disloyal now.", ">\n\nI hate both of them but DeSantis isn't a scared little child. This is a guy who played college baseball - he was a stud. The last person he'd ever cry in front of is Trump that's for sure.", ">\n\nPlaying college baseball has absolutely nothing to do with this lmao.", ">\n\nIt does, it shows he's not a wimp. I hate the fucker with a passion but don't believe he cried in front of Trump. If you played baseball or football in college you'd understand (but clearly you didn't.)", ">\n\nSo when do we get the small penis insults from Trump?", ">\n\nThis is so stupid. There's no evidence but it's still gonna start yet another stage of those twos pissing match and it's hilarious", ">\n\n\"....and then Ron felt trump's massive biceps and begged him to become his personal trainer. Then Ron begged trump to teach him how to cook, make love, and buy property.\"", ">\n\nDid daddy Rump make Ronnie cry", ">\n\nThe best part? This stuff works. I don't know whether I should be impressed by Trump or sad for his supporters. A little of both, I guess.", ">\n\nLol, shit getting real.", ">\n\nTrump trying to appeal to those personality types who buy into egocentric masculinity that doesn’t include boys crying. The same kind of dudes who have to carry firearms to feel safe in society. “Tough on the outside…., repressed, depressed and angry on the inside.”", ">\n\nSomehow I believe Trump on this one.", ">\n\nRon's got 24 hours to get in the booth and buck back with a diss track", ">\n\nThe tiny hands club", ">\n\nThat Desantis wall building video with his kids is the SIMPIEST thing ive ever seen, not only by a politician, but a man. \nTalk about a little germ\nI Believe this....", ">\n\nRepublicans hate any sign of weakness", ">\n\nThis is a story about a liar lying about a liar!", ">\n\nIt's like that empire strikes back seen between Vader and the Emperor. Except two fools 🤣 Space Balls 2 here we come.", ">\n\nThis is the ultimate conservative insult. No \"real man\" would cry, let alone in front of another \"real man\".", ">\n\nKen Watanabi: “Let them fight”", ">\n\nDeSantis is a scammer, they were probably crocodile tears just to manipulate Trump", ">\n\nI'm living for the day tough guy DimSantis bends over for Dear Leader.", ">\n\nNow this is something I actually believe.", ">\n\n🎼 This is how it starrrts 🎶", ">\n\nI hope donald has a tape.", ">\n\nHe thinks he’s the godfather" ]

[ "Sooo, this means trump cried in front of someone when seeking endorsement? Putin?", ">\n\nExactly.", ">\n\nWell, now we know exactly who has something over him.", ">\n\nWe do, but we used to, too.", ">\n\nThanks, Mitch.", ">\n\nDonnie DOES love escalators…", ">\n\nSorry for the convenience", ">\n\nI wonder how man times he called Trump \"sir?\"", ">\n\nThis is how it went word for word.\n“Please sir, endorse me sir. How can I be as smart and as good looking as you sir? Or sir, [starts sobbing] you are so wonderful “", ">\n\nDesantis weakly salutes Dear Leader", ">\n\nThe mandatory real-fake cry claim does have Kim-Jong Il vibes.", ">\n\nRed-on-red crime is my favorite kind of crime.", ">\n\nThis one is great hecause half of their base appeal is as tough guys, so telling the nation that one of them was sobbing like a baby in front of the other is a solid move. Now Deathanus has to decide whether to just accept it and be belittled, or start to fight back and fracture the party. 10/10 can’t wait for season finale.", ">\n\nHalf of these guys wouldn’t know the difference between a hatchet and an axe and wouldn’t be able to load and shoot an AR. \nRepublicans in federal government are almost all what they would consider effeminate suburbanites.", ">\n\nIn reality yes. But we know they don’t live there. To them an obese man who wears makeup and lifted shoes while avoiding war because his feet hurt is the epitome of manly.", ">\n\nI love your username. For some reason, that line cracked up my wife and me and we say it all the time.", ">\n\nIt’s so funny how many people get the reference! Workaholics def had its fans but it was never a mainstream smash so it’s crazy how many people recognize one throwaway line from the show!\nNow get in my grapevan pls", ">\n\nCatherine Zeta Jones, she dips beneath lasers, oh oh oh", ">\n\nShe has entrapped me, and Sean Connery! OH oh OH. OH oh OHhh^hh^h", ">\n\nWhen two pieces of shit get together, there will be a whole lot of stories coming out", ">\n\nThis embarrassing DeSantis campaign ad will be played repeatedly as a hit piece. That was some insane level of bootlicking lol. For one rare moment, I think Trump is speaking the truth. DeSantis absolutely cried in front of him and maybe even got on his knees for an endorsement", ">\n\nI had to go show this to my grandma. She screams about Trump and DeSantis til her voice cracks. She said she’s never wished on anyone’s demise before them. And McConnell. The rage in her 4’11”, 74 year old body is immense.", ">\n\nSounds like you've got one righteous grandma", ">\n\nShe marched her lil ass out in January in DC to march with us during Trump’s inauguration. It was actually my 18th birthday and afterwards we stopped and had Ethiopian for the first time. Her first time trying any African food and she still talks about how much she loves it. She sat with me at a tattoo appointment and afterwards we got pizza and ice cream. I love her. She’s an amazing woman.", ">\n\n\nand afterwards we stopped and had Ethiopian\n\nColumbus Circle? Fantastic places up there", ">\n\nWish I could remember. The place was packed. My grandmother and I sat on the end of the table with the vegetarian platter (since i was vegan) so she mostly ate the veg stuff. It was amazing. There’s a good place up in Tampa (Queen of Sheba) but nowhere near as good as this place was.", ">\n\nHe's probably lying but I wouldn't be surprised if its true. Have you ever seen DeSantis in a debate or outside of his hand-picked media reporters? He's so socially awkward and unstable and has the charisma of a garden slug.", ">\n\nTrue. I have noticed him moving his jaw from side to side in nearly every news conference when someone else is at the podium. Odd.", ">\n\nHe's got some kind of behavioral issue. He was never an appealing candidate, but he's surrounded himself and insulated himself with a core group of very politically savvy extremists that are the ones propelling him forward. He's not the political \"genius\" the media paints him out to be. His handlers are but he's an empty suit being controlled by puppeteers.", ">\n\nThat is actually slightly reassuring for someone not so in the know about him, like myself.", ">\n\nIt shouldn't be though. If you start looking in to his core group of advisors and backers these are some terrifying people.", ">\n\nIn so much as it shows his limitations.", ">\n\nTrue, he has many weaknesses. But they cover for them well.", ">\n\nTrump is desperate to make his opponents look effete to distract from his needing to have his hand held as we walked down a ramp or having to grasp a glass with two small hands or needing the power of the military to help him beat Covid.", ">\n\nCovfefe", ">\n\nHamburder flu", ">\n\nPerpetrated by the radical left gang member known as the “Hamburglar”", ">\n\nRobble robble", ">\n\nLots of self-proclaimed “alpha males” are wrestling with some cognitive dissonance today.", ">\n\nThey'll figure it out after praying to their favorite NFT of the day", ">\n\nDeSantis's response is going to be \"you know what makes me cry? CRT. Please clap.\"", ">\n\nIt was Jeb Bush that said “please clap.”", ">\n\nStandard playbook. Muddy the waters to make your opponent look “just as bad or worse” than you.", ">\n\nOr at least make up enough stories so that sane people with busy lives aren’t sure anymore. It’s what they’ve done for Zelenskyy, Thunberg, and Fauci.\nThat being said I wouldn’t be surprised if Desantis cried.", ">\n\nOn the one hand, Trump claims this any time he tells a story about anyone asking him for anything. \"He came to me with tears in his eyes.\" It's a bizarre piece of rhetoric he employs at every given opportunity. I think he thinks it makes him look magnanimous while simultaneously making the other person look weak. I have doubts that anyone has expressed any emotion in front of the man for less than $50,000 any time in the past 20 years.\nOn the other hand, DeSantis has no heart, can probably cry on command, and will crawl on his hands and knees across broken glass to jerk off a syphilitic stray dog into his own mouth if it means he gets what he wants.", ">\n\nNow thats an awful image!", ">\n\nThank you, I crafted it while taking a dump.", ">\n\nHope Georgia prosecutors doesn't forget the tweet where Trump admitted to interfering in the Florida election to make sure Desantis won.", ">\n\nAnd everybody clapped.", ">\n\nI dunno, I imagine a lot of people cry when they have to interact with him.", ">\n\nDesantis...\"I've seen the pee tape, and it is the most humiliation thing I've ever seen. Donald even got some in his mouth.\"", ">\n\nIt's just DJT pissing up into his own mouth on a bed the Obama's slept on at the Kremlin", ">\n\nTo be fair, getting a close up whiff of scrambled Sudafed and BigMac diaper blowouts tends to make one’s eyes run a bit.", ">\n\nDesantis is garbage. But this story likely isn't true. Trump claims people cry in front of him all the time. Many of those people aren't even real, they are just folks he made up in his head in the moment. \n\"This big guy, some say a former marine, a lot of people are saying it, really big, tough guy, and he came to me, tears in his eyes, and he said 'Mister Trump, you saved my life,' and it's true, I did save his life, I fought next to him in Afghanistan, that's what people are saying, and you know what? Maybe they're right, maybe I did kill 100 terrorists, because I know terrorists, some of them are my friends, and I say to terrorists, stop with that terror, and you know what? They stop. No one else knows terror and anti-terror like I do, just like that marine said.\"", ">\n\nRoflcopter", ">\n\nTrump knows whatever shit he says in the media will be reported like it was fact first and have to be proven false later", ">\n\n\n\"There were tears coming down from his eyes. He said: 'If you endorse me, I'll win,'\" said Trump.\n\nlmao trump couldnt come up with something better than this?", ">\n\nSeriously lol. It has a lot of \"and then everyone clapped\" energy.", ">\n\nWow who's gonna vote for Little Crybaby Ronnie?", ">\n\nWell as hard as it is to say it, I believe Trump this time. He just left out that they cried together, holding each other in a swampy embrace. Their Depends touching each other and their tentacles creep out and conjoin so they may exchange long protein strings.", ">\n\nTrump: [proceeds to unzip pantaloons]", ">\n\n\npantaloons\n\nrich people pants", ">\n\nNo, it’s crazypants. Right there in the name: pant-of-loons.", ">\n\nSuper convincing story, just trust him it's true. He's a business man! How else can he be so rich if not being totally honest? Btw the water pressure sucks in Florida, you have to flush multiple times. Terrible, terrible leader.", ">\n\n“He said ‘Sir…’”", ">\n\nLying liars lie.", ">\n\nBigly.", ">\n\nTrump says ~~Santos~~ DeSantis cried. ~~Santos~~ DeSantis will claim that he didn't. One of these serial liars would be telling the truth. That has never happened before so the universe might just explode out of sheer surprise.\nEdit: wrong idiot", ">\n\nSantos or DeSantis?", ">\n\nTrump is such a beacon of truth and integrity. Add irony here.", ">\n\nPoor Cry Baby DeSantis", ">\n\n‘Big, strong’ men can’t stop crying around President Trump. Just ask him.", ">\n\nTrump is unbelievable. After all these years he still sounds like a hurt 8 year old.", ">\n\nIt's times like this that having no history of telling any kind of truth really doesn't work in his favor, as much as I want to believe this.", ">\n\nLike everything else Trump has said, I’m sure this is 100% true.\nHe never lies, right?", ">\n\nTo try to make a rival look bad? He'd never do that.", ">\n\nWhile calling him sir. Yawn. We get it, Donald.", ">\n\nHe is a cringe factory and totally seems like type to cry for something when he really wants it, like a big baby.", ">\n\nLol. These people suck so bad.", ">\n\nCrying is okay, folks.\nTrump and DeSantis are shit people, but crying is okay.", ">\n\nProbably.... and Donald Trump poops himself and is a traitor.", ">\n\nFact: trump lies about everything. Fact: trump denigrates his opponents. As much as I want to believe this, it’s probably bull shit.", ">\n\nThey’re both liars, but somehow I believe this.", ">\n\nAnd then DJT shit his Depends.", ">\n\nWatching the republican party implode this election cycle is going to be schadenfreude like I’ve never experienced before.", ">\n\nEverything this piece of shit ever says is a lie. So I’m going to happily report that this is definitely more bullshit from this traitor’s mouth.\nThat being said, unfortunately his base will still eat this up. Because:\n-The Traitorous Piece of Shit said it so it must be true.\n-DeathSentence cried.\n-Crying is womanly.\n-DeathSentence is a woman.\n-MAGA MAGA MAGA\nSomewhere right now a group of Qdiots are saying some spaghetti style version of the exact talking points above.", ">\n\nTrump can piss in his pants because he wears absorbent diapers. It is probably a medical condition so he should not be ashamed.", ">\n\n\"He probably didn't even cry when he was a baby, and then he said..SIR!\"", ">\n\nStormy claims trump cried when she laughed at his mushroom dick", ">\n\nI had thought DeSantis was a SEAL, and therefore unlikely to be crying. I checked Wikipedia and found out the was a lawyer for the SEALs, so different. \nThen I read that he got a Bronze Star after his Iraq tour, but then I found out that the Bronze star is typically awarded as an upgrade from a MSM in combat zones. \nSo now I'm thinking that the crying story is totes believable.", ">\n\nSo…. By using logic we come to the conclusion that he made Trump cry, amiright? 😱", ">\n\nThis asshat is so fucking predictable.", ">\n\ndo you mean Desantis crying? Or Trump lying?", ">\n\nAnd called him sir", ">\n\nNext he'll call his wife ugly", ">\n\nOr say that she has secrets about where she worked.\nOr that his dad killed JFK.", ">\n\nNeither of these fascist deserve to be president.", ">\n\nletthemfight.gif", ">\n\nLet them fight. ding ding", ">\n\nLmao, let the feasting begin.", ">\n\nThis I will believe.", ">\n\nI also heard Trump claimed that anytime DeSantis had to open a jar that was too hard to open he came over to Trump's; in tears.", ">\n\nIt's scary how with the GOP's constant appeasement of the Orange Turd, I can actually see this happening. \nIs Trump lying? Most likely. But I can still see it happening.", ">\n\nAnd he's known for his consistent honesty, so I'm sure this happened.", ">\n\nTrump seems to always endorse people who cry in front of him, only to betray him later. Not a great judge of character if you ask me.", ">\n\nLet me guess, he called him 'Sir,' too. \nBuffoon.", ">\n\nHaha, this is where they've gotten to? \"Desantis is a booger-head and cried in front of me!\"", ">\n\nIt’s going to be fascinating to watch the Republican politicians try to take on trump knowing how deranged the base is. They went along with the insanity and even leaned into it like when Ronny D built a toy wall with his kid in the commercial. They must know it’s impossible to reason with these people. I can only imagine what it will look like when the Trump crazies set their sights on destroying DeSantis.", ">\n\nPlease run as an independent. Please.\nHe's the orange kryptonite to that void of charisma hack from Florida.", ">\n\nAs is with everything Donald says \nIt is more than likely Donald cried Infront of Ronald\nHaha Ronald and Donald", ">\n\nAnyone with \"nald\" needs to be blacklisted from politics.", ">\n\nAnyone with gop, conservative or Republicansl too", ">\n\nLet them eat each other, i for one am and will be enjoying the show", ">\n\nWatching two obese men get into a dick measuring contest is rather disturbing.", ">\n\nEspecially without an electron microscope.", ">\n\nKing Ron is too evil to cry. He has ZERO empathy or compassion. I bet he wouldn’t (or didn’t) cry over his own mother dying.", ">\n\nI didn't see any after the hurricanes or the apartment collapse.", ">\n\nDonald Trump can insult DeSantis on every level and watch Ronnie boy go back to kissing Trump's ass. Just like Ted Cruz. \nThe Republican collective lacks a spine since they clearly just accept incivility and childishness as virtues.", ">\n\nPointless article", ">\n\nI hope they both destroy each other. Our country needs a better leader than these two clowns", ">\n\nBegun, the douche wars have.", ">\n\nDude this is fucking hilarious. Let the GOP burn baby burn", ">\n\n\"It was incredible. I was having lunch at Mar-A-Lago and DeSantis walks up to me with tears in his eyes. And he said. You know what he said? He said 'Mister Trump, you're amazing. Everything a man could be. If you endorse me, I'll win. I'll give you anything you want.' And you know what I said? I said 'No way Jose. I'm the big cheese.' And you know what he did? He ran away crying in his little white boots. So sad. So sad.\"", ">\n\nBelievable until he said “Mr trump”.\nIt’s always “Sir” or “Mr President” when the Cheeto relays his big strong man with tears in his eyes stories.", ">\n\nCan you imagine what Republicans are going to release against Trump when he dies and it’s safe to talk?", ">\n\nThis battle between these two would be fucking hilarious if they didn’t have a serious chance of winning.", ">\n\nWho cares what he says. Hey media, just ignore him and report when he's convicted pretty please.", ">\n\nAs weak as Trump is right now, he knows how to put the hurt on competing right-wing grifters.", ">\n\nTrump wasn't kidding when he said he hasn't changed since he was in first grade. This is the kind of thing a bully tries to tell other kids to make the picked on kid in class look bad. Except the picked on kid deserves it this time so it's hard to feel bad for any of them.", ">\n\nSure, Don. We all 100% believe that's something that happened. Thanks for the update.", ">\n\nGotta hand it to him, Trump really knows how to play to the absolute basest and lowest common denominator of humanity.", ">\n\nMAGA is completely Middle School bullshit.", ">\n\nIs trump lying?\nOr is the torture guy a cry baby?", ">\n\nSmells like 2016 again", ">\n\nHe claims everyone cries when they beg him for something. Could it be they’re just tearing up over the noxious stench emanating from his depends?", ">\n\nBoth r whinny little b!tches", ">\n\nOh I’m sure Trump has leaked a tear or two during a ketchup-smearing tantrum.", ">\n\nThe smell from Trump’s diaper was really bad at the time.", ">\n\nWhen Donny starts losing in the primary and he turns his violent goons on his opponents, that's gonna be a good time. No wonder they all want to see him in jail or dead before the time comes.", ">\n\nThis one actually tracks as being true. DeSantis is a whiner in press conferences I can only imagine what crocodile tears he pulls out while trying to gain power.", ">\n\nNext he is going to say DeSantis sucked his dick and swallowed.", ">\n\nLmao we're in for a wild ride, folks!", ">\n\nI’m sure they both cried together holding each other’s bellies", ">\n\nHonestly I doubt it happened at all, the man spews bullshit nonstop but he's now made one of his most dangerous political rivals look weak. Honestly, Ron was most likely the next to the throne of the republican party. \nRonny needs to come out swinging to appeal to the base cos the base will belief anything that liar will say. \nSo is it a republican party or a maga party is gonna be the question", ">\n\nHe came to me with tears in his eyes and said “sir”", ">\n\nLol this is gonna be good 🍿", ">\n\nI’m thrilled both are running for president. I hope they both keep going. Split the vote!!", ">\n\nRon gave Don head guaranteed", ">\n\nNot sure which of these guys is a bigger idiot", ">\n\nThe one time I want Trump to not be lying…", ">\n\nI cant wait for this lame party of GOP incel s to continue to lose, they are all absolute fucking idiots who have nothing to offer except wining and being so passive and lame and sad sack loser fucking idiots, the worst shit for America, just fucking cry baby losers. Barf.", ">\n\n“Oh sir, sir, please endorse me sir…”", ">\n\nAh, so trmp cried in front of someone when he needed their support. putin? I bet it was putin.", ">\n\nCome on, his knees were starting to hurt!", ">\n\nBut did he “beg like a dog”? The Trumpees love the most crass belittlements. Crying isn’t humiliating enough.", ">\n\n\nTrump Claims DeSantis Cried in Front of Him While Seeking Endorsement\n\nFor once I believe him", ">\n\nThey're both dicks and deserve each other.", ">\n\nBecause crying, as a sign of empathy and emotions, is a crippling wound in the mind of Donald Trump.", ">\n\nUsually, everything that comes out of Trump's mouth is bullshit, but it would not surprise me one bit if it was true.", ">\n\nYea, straight up lie.", ">\n\nCrying is not a weakness. Having said that, both of these guys can get fucked.", ">\n\nIs this even newsworthy? Who cares.", ">\n\nDid we learn nothing from vintage commercials? You gotta save Kodak moments like this to enjoy and share with others on a later date", ">\n\nWhy wouldn’t we believe you Mr Trump, oh that’s right you lie and you hate DeSantis.", ">\n\n\nBig man, strong man, comes up to me - tears in his eyes - he says \"Sir...\"\n\n-", ">\n\nWell, I gotta say, I absolutely believe him . . . and I REALLY bet it looked just like John Turturro begging for his life in Miller's Crossing. \"I'm just a grifter, Trumpy! I'm a nobody!\"", ">\n\nOh man, this is going to get real entertaining if DeSantis starts swinging back. I hope he does, and doe snot just roll over thinking \"it's fine, I'll run in 2028\".\nHe must be aware that, if Trump somehow won in 2024, the country would once again go blue after 4 more years of Trump. The last time he won is poisoned the next 3 elections for republicans. So, DeSantis would have a much worse chance of winning if he waited until 2028. Especially after Trump inevitably attempts to change the rules to allow him to run for a 3rd term.\nThe Conservative subreddit was pretty much ready to ditch Trump after the midterms. They've cooled a bit on that now, and are not paying much attention to these little jabs. But seeing them tear themselves in half when the gloves come off between Trump and DeSantis would really be some quality entertainment.", ">\n\nWhatever you think about his popularity with the broader electorate I wouldn't want to see Trump win even the Republican nomination. If he gets his hands on the levers of power and he knows that constitutionally he is ineligible for another term then he will do everything and anything to retain his grip on power. His last term ended with rednecks shitting in the halls of Congress. Let's not flirt with the idea that letting him win the nomination is good for Democrats. That's some 2016 thinking", ">\n\nWhatever. According to Trump everybody who comes up to talk to him as tears in their eyes. I imagine they're just crying cuz they're too close to God damn Donald Trump.", ">\n\nTrump tells the truth for once.", ">\n\nWho cares? I’m so over this type of stuff…we need to debate policies, attack bad policies…move on from the useless insults.", ">\n\nWe need pics", ">\n\nI doubt this is true but I love that he's using this nonsense on someone who deserves it for once.", ">\n\nDeSantis \"I cry everytime I'm in close proximity to freshly cut onions\" 🤣😙", ">\n\nI'm gonna go ahead and assume this is true, just like I'm gonna go ahead and assume it means trump cried in front of the actual billionaires in control of the GOP when he sought their endorsement.", ">\n\nCan we stop talking about trump for the ever loving fucking love of god. We’re gonna wake up to, “trump doesn’t understand oat milk.” Like fuck off. But it’s hard to stop talking about a guy who sells papers right", ">\n\nTo be fair, if I was stuck in a room with Trump I'd probably cry too.", ">\n\nThis won’t matter to the right. They don’t care. This masculinity “gotcha” will totally miss them. The only way this will ever matter is if they want to leverage against DeSantis later. As long as he is really delivering for the fascists and white supremacists, nothing will matter.", ">\n\nI'm cool with trump's lies sabotaging the republican party.", ">\n\nPeople who give a shit about stuff like this are watching politics like it’s a TV show or sporting event. \nSad.", ">\n\nWow.....when two serial liars tell a story, which one do you believe?!", ">\n\nDesantis vs Trump in primaries is going to be the most ridiculously absurd schoolyard insult fight ever.", ">\n\nTrump lies as easily as he breathes. At this point I’d be way more surprised to hear he told the truth about something", ">\n\nMore of this, please. Rot from within. MORE MORE MORE!", ">\n\nYes. I’m certain this actually happened.", ">\n\nThis one gonna get nasty", ">\n\nHaha it’s going to be fun watching these dogs pee all over eachother", ">\n\nJust another absurd claim that can’t be proven one way or the other. Not that DeSatan isn’t a monstrous liar himself.", ">\n\nI believe it", ">\n\nSo with his track record of projection...\nWhat do you think the over under on trump crying videos existing are?", ">\n\nDeSantis cry? A physical impossibility!", ">\n\nI don't doubt it. He'll do anything to get power.", ">\n\nBig strong man, tears in his eyes.", ">\n\nAs I watch as our democratic republic swirls down the toilet, my only solace is watching these two psychopaths (Trump & DeSantis) go at each other's throats for the Presidency.", ">\n\nI didn't even know DeSantis was a trucker.", ">\n\nHe means his money shot in DeSantis face got him in the eyes, causing them to water. 💦", ">\n\nIt was probably the smell", ">\n\nI choose to believe this, because it’s hilarious to picture.", ">\n\nare they really wearing the exact same outfit lmao", ">\n\nI honestly kind of believe this.", ">\n\nTrump, if you have any kind of solid evidence on these claims, you better start producing them for the press because DeSantis is kicking your ass.", ">\n\nSo what? The two of you are cut from the same dicktater cloth.", ">\n\nLet em fight!", ">\n\nVideo/pics or stfu trumpie!", ">\n\nDon't get me wrong, I dislike DeSantis just as much, but only the orange blob would make fun of someone showing feelings and use it to win internet points.", ">\n\nMust have been the smell", ">\n\nHe just couldn’t keep that card in his pocket. The premature trump played himself.", ">\n\nCan’t out bitchboy this bitchboy", ">\n\nJust this once, I’m going to assume Donald Trump is telling the truth, because fuck Ron DeSantis.", ">\n\nThe thing is, who cares if he cried? I do not like RD (lived in Florida 5 years, moved to another state in 2021, mostly because of what Florida is turning into), but even if he did cry, so what? Trump’s gender lines are so dumb and archaic: crying mad bad.", ">\n\nit doesn't matter.\nif desantis cried desantis fans will say he's human. if joe biden cried desantis fans will say he's weak.", ">\n\nDid he call him “sir” too while crying?", ">\n\nIt brings me great joy that these meatheads are eating each other alive.\nGreat, great joy.", ">\n\nDid Deathanus take it with, or without KY?", ">\n\nYes! Let’s the flames begin!", ">\n\nI CANNOT wait for the primary debates.", ">\n\nStrong guy. Never cried before in his life. Came to me with tears in his eyes asking for my endorsement. What a guy. So disloyal now.", ">\n\nI hate both of them but DeSantis isn't a scared little child. This is a guy who played college baseball - he was a stud. The last person he'd ever cry in front of is Trump that's for sure.", ">\n\nPlaying college baseball has absolutely nothing to do with this lmao.", ">\n\nIt does, it shows he's not a wimp. I hate the fucker with a passion but don't believe he cried in front of Trump. If you played baseball or football in college you'd understand (but clearly you didn't.)", ">\n\nSo when do we get the small penis insults from Trump?", ">\n\nThis is so stupid. There's no evidence but it's still gonna start yet another stage of those twos pissing match and it's hilarious", ">\n\n\"....and then Ron felt trump's massive biceps and begged him to become his personal trainer. Then Ron begged trump to teach him how to cook, make love, and buy property.\"", ">\n\nDid daddy Rump make Ronnie cry", ">\n\nThe best part? This stuff works. I don't know whether I should be impressed by Trump or sad for his supporters. A little of both, I guess.", ">\n\nLol, shit getting real.", ">\n\nTrump trying to appeal to those personality types who buy into egocentric masculinity that doesn’t include boys crying. The same kind of dudes who have to carry firearms to feel safe in society. “Tough on the outside…., repressed, depressed and angry on the inside.”", ">\n\nSomehow I believe Trump on this one.", ">\n\nRon's got 24 hours to get in the booth and buck back with a diss track", ">\n\nThe tiny hands club", ">\n\nThat Desantis wall building video with his kids is the SIMPIEST thing ive ever seen, not only by a politician, but a man. \nTalk about a little germ\nI Believe this....", ">\n\nRepublicans hate any sign of weakness", ">\n\nThis is a story about a liar lying about a liar!", ">\n\nIt's like that empire strikes back seen between Vader and the Emperor. Except two fools 🤣 Space Balls 2 here we come.", ">\n\nThis is the ultimate conservative insult. No \"real man\" would cry, let alone in front of another \"real man\".", ">\n\nKen Watanabi: “Let them fight”", ">\n\nDeSantis is a scammer, they were probably crocodile tears just to manipulate Trump", ">\n\nI'm living for the day tough guy DimSantis bends over for Dear Leader.", ">\n\nNow this is something I actually believe.", ">\n\n🎼 This is how it starrrts 🎶", ">\n\nI hope donald has a tape.", ">\n\nHe thinks he’s the godfather", ">\n\nDownvote every Trump story." ]

[ "Sooo, this means trump cried in front of someone when seeking endorsement? Putin?", ">\n\nExactly.", ">\n\nWell, now we know exactly who has something over him.", ">\n\nWe do, but we used to, too.", ">\n\nThanks, Mitch.", ">\n\nDonnie DOES love escalators…", ">\n\nSorry for the convenience", ">\n\nI wonder how man times he called Trump \"sir?\"", ">\n\nThis is how it went word for word.\n“Please sir, endorse me sir. How can I be as smart and as good looking as you sir? Or sir, [starts sobbing] you are so wonderful “", ">\n\nDesantis weakly salutes Dear Leader", ">\n\nThe mandatory real-fake cry claim does have Kim-Jong Il vibes.", ">\n\nRed-on-red crime is my favorite kind of crime.", ">\n\nThis one is great hecause half of their base appeal is as tough guys, so telling the nation that one of them was sobbing like a baby in front of the other is a solid move. Now Deathanus has to decide whether to just accept it and be belittled, or start to fight back and fracture the party. 10/10 can’t wait for season finale.", ">\n\nHalf of these guys wouldn’t know the difference between a hatchet and an axe and wouldn’t be able to load and shoot an AR. \nRepublicans in federal government are almost all what they would consider effeminate suburbanites.", ">\n\nIn reality yes. But we know they don’t live there. To them an obese man who wears makeup and lifted shoes while avoiding war because his feet hurt is the epitome of manly.", ">\n\nI love your username. For some reason, that line cracked up my wife and me and we say it all the time.", ">\n\nIt’s so funny how many people get the reference! Workaholics def had its fans but it was never a mainstream smash so it’s crazy how many people recognize one throwaway line from the show!\nNow get in my grapevan pls", ">\n\nCatherine Zeta Jones, she dips beneath lasers, oh oh oh", ">\n\nShe has entrapped me, and Sean Connery! OH oh OH. OH oh OHhh^hh^h", ">\n\nWhen two pieces of shit get together, there will be a whole lot of stories coming out", ">\n\nThis embarrassing DeSantis campaign ad will be played repeatedly as a hit piece. That was some insane level of bootlicking lol. For one rare moment, I think Trump is speaking the truth. DeSantis absolutely cried in front of him and maybe even got on his knees for an endorsement", ">\n\nI had to go show this to my grandma. She screams about Trump and DeSantis til her voice cracks. She said she’s never wished on anyone’s demise before them. And McConnell. The rage in her 4’11”, 74 year old body is immense.", ">\n\nSounds like you've got one righteous grandma", ">\n\nShe marched her lil ass out in January in DC to march with us during Trump’s inauguration. It was actually my 18th birthday and afterwards we stopped and had Ethiopian for the first time. Her first time trying any African food and she still talks about how much she loves it. She sat with me at a tattoo appointment and afterwards we got pizza and ice cream. I love her. She’s an amazing woman.", ">\n\n\nand afterwards we stopped and had Ethiopian\n\nColumbus Circle? Fantastic places up there", ">\n\nWish I could remember. The place was packed. My grandmother and I sat on the end of the table with the vegetarian platter (since i was vegan) so she mostly ate the veg stuff. It was amazing. There’s a good place up in Tampa (Queen of Sheba) but nowhere near as good as this place was.", ">\n\nHe's probably lying but I wouldn't be surprised if its true. Have you ever seen DeSantis in a debate or outside of his hand-picked media reporters? He's so socially awkward and unstable and has the charisma of a garden slug.", ">\n\nTrue. I have noticed him moving his jaw from side to side in nearly every news conference when someone else is at the podium. Odd.", ">\n\nHe's got some kind of behavioral issue. He was never an appealing candidate, but he's surrounded himself and insulated himself with a core group of very politically savvy extremists that are the ones propelling him forward. He's not the political \"genius\" the media paints him out to be. His handlers are but he's an empty suit being controlled by puppeteers.", ">\n\nThat is actually slightly reassuring for someone not so in the know about him, like myself.", ">\n\nIt shouldn't be though. If you start looking in to his core group of advisors and backers these are some terrifying people.", ">\n\nIn so much as it shows his limitations.", ">\n\nTrue, he has many weaknesses. But they cover for them well.", ">\n\nTrump is desperate to make his opponents look effete to distract from his needing to have his hand held as we walked down a ramp or having to grasp a glass with two small hands or needing the power of the military to help him beat Covid.", ">\n\nCovfefe", ">\n\nHamburder flu", ">\n\nPerpetrated by the radical left gang member known as the “Hamburglar”", ">\n\nRobble robble", ">\n\nLots of self-proclaimed “alpha males” are wrestling with some cognitive dissonance today.", ">\n\nThey'll figure it out after praying to their favorite NFT of the day", ">\n\nDeSantis's response is going to be \"you know what makes me cry? CRT. Please clap.\"", ">\n\nIt was Jeb Bush that said “please clap.”", ">\n\nStandard playbook. Muddy the waters to make your opponent look “just as bad or worse” than you.", ">\n\nOr at least make up enough stories so that sane people with busy lives aren’t sure anymore. It’s what they’ve done for Zelenskyy, Thunberg, and Fauci.\nThat being said I wouldn’t be surprised if Desantis cried.", ">\n\nOn the one hand, Trump claims this any time he tells a story about anyone asking him for anything. \"He came to me with tears in his eyes.\" It's a bizarre piece of rhetoric he employs at every given opportunity. I think he thinks it makes him look magnanimous while simultaneously making the other person look weak. I have doubts that anyone has expressed any emotion in front of the man for less than $50,000 any time in the past 20 years.\nOn the other hand, DeSantis has no heart, can probably cry on command, and will crawl on his hands and knees across broken glass to jerk off a syphilitic stray dog into his own mouth if it means he gets what he wants.", ">\n\nNow thats an awful image!", ">\n\nThank you, I crafted it while taking a dump.", ">\n\nHope Georgia prosecutors doesn't forget the tweet where Trump admitted to interfering in the Florida election to make sure Desantis won.", ">\n\nAnd everybody clapped.", ">\n\nI dunno, I imagine a lot of people cry when they have to interact with him.", ">\n\nDesantis...\"I've seen the pee tape, and it is the most humiliation thing I've ever seen. Donald even got some in his mouth.\"", ">\n\nIt's just DJT pissing up into his own mouth on a bed the Obama's slept on at the Kremlin", ">\n\nTo be fair, getting a close up whiff of scrambled Sudafed and BigMac diaper blowouts tends to make one’s eyes run a bit.", ">\n\nDesantis is garbage. But this story likely isn't true. Trump claims people cry in front of him all the time. Many of those people aren't even real, they are just folks he made up in his head in the moment. \n\"This big guy, some say a former marine, a lot of people are saying it, really big, tough guy, and he came to me, tears in his eyes, and he said 'Mister Trump, you saved my life,' and it's true, I did save his life, I fought next to him in Afghanistan, that's what people are saying, and you know what? Maybe they're right, maybe I did kill 100 terrorists, because I know terrorists, some of them are my friends, and I say to terrorists, stop with that terror, and you know what? They stop. No one else knows terror and anti-terror like I do, just like that marine said.\"", ">\n\nRoflcopter", ">\n\nTrump knows whatever shit he says in the media will be reported like it was fact first and have to be proven false later", ">\n\n\n\"There were tears coming down from his eyes. He said: 'If you endorse me, I'll win,'\" said Trump.\n\nlmao trump couldnt come up with something better than this?", ">\n\nSeriously lol. It has a lot of \"and then everyone clapped\" energy.", ">\n\nWow who's gonna vote for Little Crybaby Ronnie?", ">\n\nWell as hard as it is to say it, I believe Trump this time. He just left out that they cried together, holding each other in a swampy embrace. Their Depends touching each other and their tentacles creep out and conjoin so they may exchange long protein strings.", ">\n\nTrump: [proceeds to unzip pantaloons]", ">\n\n\npantaloons\n\nrich people pants", ">\n\nNo, it’s crazypants. Right there in the name: pant-of-loons.", ">\n\nSuper convincing story, just trust him it's true. He's a business man! How else can he be so rich if not being totally honest? Btw the water pressure sucks in Florida, you have to flush multiple times. Terrible, terrible leader.", ">\n\n“He said ‘Sir…’”", ">\n\nLying liars lie.", ">\n\nBigly.", ">\n\nTrump says ~~Santos~~ DeSantis cried. ~~Santos~~ DeSantis will claim that he didn't. One of these serial liars would be telling the truth. That has never happened before so the universe might just explode out of sheer surprise.\nEdit: wrong idiot", ">\n\nSantos or DeSantis?", ">\n\nTrump is such a beacon of truth and integrity. Add irony here.", ">\n\nPoor Cry Baby DeSantis", ">\n\n‘Big, strong’ men can’t stop crying around President Trump. Just ask him.", ">\n\nTrump is unbelievable. After all these years he still sounds like a hurt 8 year old.", ">\n\nIt's times like this that having no history of telling any kind of truth really doesn't work in his favor, as much as I want to believe this.", ">\n\nLike everything else Trump has said, I’m sure this is 100% true.\nHe never lies, right?", ">\n\nTo try to make a rival look bad? He'd never do that.", ">\n\nWhile calling him sir. Yawn. We get it, Donald.", ">\n\nHe is a cringe factory and totally seems like type to cry for something when he really wants it, like a big baby.", ">\n\nLol. These people suck so bad.", ">\n\nCrying is okay, folks.\nTrump and DeSantis are shit people, but crying is okay.", ">\n\nProbably.... and Donald Trump poops himself and is a traitor.", ">\n\nFact: trump lies about everything. Fact: trump denigrates his opponents. As much as I want to believe this, it’s probably bull shit.", ">\n\nThey’re both liars, but somehow I believe this.", ">\n\nAnd then DJT shit his Depends.", ">\n\nWatching the republican party implode this election cycle is going to be schadenfreude like I’ve never experienced before.", ">\n\nEverything this piece of shit ever says is a lie. So I’m going to happily report that this is definitely more bullshit from this traitor’s mouth.\nThat being said, unfortunately his base will still eat this up. Because:\n-The Traitorous Piece of Shit said it so it must be true.\n-DeathSentence cried.\n-Crying is womanly.\n-DeathSentence is a woman.\n-MAGA MAGA MAGA\nSomewhere right now a group of Qdiots are saying some spaghetti style version of the exact talking points above.", ">\n\nTrump can piss in his pants because he wears absorbent diapers. It is probably a medical condition so he should not be ashamed.", ">\n\n\"He probably didn't even cry when he was a baby, and then he said..SIR!\"", ">\n\nStormy claims trump cried when she laughed at his mushroom dick", ">\n\nI had thought DeSantis was a SEAL, and therefore unlikely to be crying. I checked Wikipedia and found out the was a lawyer for the SEALs, so different. \nThen I read that he got a Bronze Star after his Iraq tour, but then I found out that the Bronze star is typically awarded as an upgrade from a MSM in combat zones. \nSo now I'm thinking that the crying story is totes believable.", ">\n\nSo…. By using logic we come to the conclusion that he made Trump cry, amiright? 😱", ">\n\nThis asshat is so fucking predictable.", ">\n\ndo you mean Desantis crying? Or Trump lying?", ">\n\nAnd called him sir", ">\n\nNext he'll call his wife ugly", ">\n\nOr say that she has secrets about where she worked.\nOr that his dad killed JFK.", ">\n\nNeither of these fascist deserve to be president.", ">\n\nletthemfight.gif", ">\n\nLet them fight. ding ding", ">\n\nLmao, let the feasting begin.", ">\n\nThis I will believe.", ">\n\nI also heard Trump claimed that anytime DeSantis had to open a jar that was too hard to open he came over to Trump's; in tears.", ">\n\nIt's scary how with the GOP's constant appeasement of the Orange Turd, I can actually see this happening. \nIs Trump lying? Most likely. But I can still see it happening.", ">\n\nAnd he's known for his consistent honesty, so I'm sure this happened.", ">\n\nTrump seems to always endorse people who cry in front of him, only to betray him later. Not a great judge of character if you ask me.", ">\n\nLet me guess, he called him 'Sir,' too. \nBuffoon.", ">\n\nHaha, this is where they've gotten to? \"Desantis is a booger-head and cried in front of me!\"", ">\n\nIt’s going to be fascinating to watch the Republican politicians try to take on trump knowing how deranged the base is. They went along with the insanity and even leaned into it like when Ronny D built a toy wall with his kid in the commercial. They must know it’s impossible to reason with these people. I can only imagine what it will look like when the Trump crazies set their sights on destroying DeSantis.", ">\n\nPlease run as an independent. Please.\nHe's the orange kryptonite to that void of charisma hack from Florida.", ">\n\nAs is with everything Donald says \nIt is more than likely Donald cried Infront of Ronald\nHaha Ronald and Donald", ">\n\nAnyone with \"nald\" needs to be blacklisted from politics.", ">\n\nAnyone with gop, conservative or Republicansl too", ">\n\nLet them eat each other, i for one am and will be enjoying the show", ">\n\nWatching two obese men get into a dick measuring contest is rather disturbing.", ">\n\nEspecially without an electron microscope.", ">\n\nKing Ron is too evil to cry. He has ZERO empathy or compassion. I bet he wouldn’t (or didn’t) cry over his own mother dying.", ">\n\nI didn't see any after the hurricanes or the apartment collapse.", ">\n\nDonald Trump can insult DeSantis on every level and watch Ronnie boy go back to kissing Trump's ass. Just like Ted Cruz. \nThe Republican collective lacks a spine since they clearly just accept incivility and childishness as virtues.", ">\n\nPointless article", ">\n\nI hope they both destroy each other. Our country needs a better leader than these two clowns", ">\n\nBegun, the douche wars have.", ">\n\nDude this is fucking hilarious. Let the GOP burn baby burn", ">\n\n\"It was incredible. I was having lunch at Mar-A-Lago and DeSantis walks up to me with tears in his eyes. And he said. You know what he said? He said 'Mister Trump, you're amazing. Everything a man could be. If you endorse me, I'll win. I'll give you anything you want.' And you know what I said? I said 'No way Jose. I'm the big cheese.' And you know what he did? He ran away crying in his little white boots. So sad. So sad.\"", ">\n\nBelievable until he said “Mr trump”.\nIt’s always “Sir” or “Mr President” when the Cheeto relays his big strong man with tears in his eyes stories.", ">\n\nCan you imagine what Republicans are going to release against Trump when he dies and it’s safe to talk?", ">\n\nThis battle between these two would be fucking hilarious if they didn’t have a serious chance of winning.", ">\n\nWho cares what he says. Hey media, just ignore him and report when he's convicted pretty please.", ">\n\nAs weak as Trump is right now, he knows how to put the hurt on competing right-wing grifters.", ">\n\nTrump wasn't kidding when he said he hasn't changed since he was in first grade. This is the kind of thing a bully tries to tell other kids to make the picked on kid in class look bad. Except the picked on kid deserves it this time so it's hard to feel bad for any of them.", ">\n\nSure, Don. We all 100% believe that's something that happened. Thanks for the update.", ">\n\nGotta hand it to him, Trump really knows how to play to the absolute basest and lowest common denominator of humanity.", ">\n\nMAGA is completely Middle School bullshit.", ">\n\nIs trump lying?\nOr is the torture guy a cry baby?", ">\n\nSmells like 2016 again", ">\n\nHe claims everyone cries when they beg him for something. Could it be they’re just tearing up over the noxious stench emanating from his depends?", ">\n\nBoth r whinny little b!tches", ">\n\nOh I’m sure Trump has leaked a tear or two during a ketchup-smearing tantrum.", ">\n\nThe smell from Trump’s diaper was really bad at the time.", ">\n\nWhen Donny starts losing in the primary and he turns his violent goons on his opponents, that's gonna be a good time. No wonder they all want to see him in jail or dead before the time comes.", ">\n\nThis one actually tracks as being true. DeSantis is a whiner in press conferences I can only imagine what crocodile tears he pulls out while trying to gain power.", ">\n\nNext he is going to say DeSantis sucked his dick and swallowed.", ">\n\nLmao we're in for a wild ride, folks!", ">\n\nI’m sure they both cried together holding each other’s bellies", ">\n\nHonestly I doubt it happened at all, the man spews bullshit nonstop but he's now made one of his most dangerous political rivals look weak. Honestly, Ron was most likely the next to the throne of the republican party. \nRonny needs to come out swinging to appeal to the base cos the base will belief anything that liar will say. \nSo is it a republican party or a maga party is gonna be the question", ">\n\nHe came to me with tears in his eyes and said “sir”", ">\n\nLol this is gonna be good 🍿", ">\n\nI’m thrilled both are running for president. I hope they both keep going. Split the vote!!", ">\n\nRon gave Don head guaranteed", ">\n\nNot sure which of these guys is a bigger idiot", ">\n\nThe one time I want Trump to not be lying…", ">\n\nI cant wait for this lame party of GOP incel s to continue to lose, they are all absolute fucking idiots who have nothing to offer except wining and being so passive and lame and sad sack loser fucking idiots, the worst shit for America, just fucking cry baby losers. Barf.", ">\n\n“Oh sir, sir, please endorse me sir…”", ">\n\nAh, so trmp cried in front of someone when he needed their support. putin? I bet it was putin.", ">\n\nCome on, his knees were starting to hurt!", ">\n\nBut did he “beg like a dog”? The Trumpees love the most crass belittlements. Crying isn’t humiliating enough.", ">\n\n\nTrump Claims DeSantis Cried in Front of Him While Seeking Endorsement\n\nFor once I believe him", ">\n\nThey're both dicks and deserve each other.", ">\n\nBecause crying, as a sign of empathy and emotions, is a crippling wound in the mind of Donald Trump.", ">\n\nUsually, everything that comes out of Trump's mouth is bullshit, but it would not surprise me one bit if it was true.", ">\n\nYea, straight up lie.", ">\n\nCrying is not a weakness. Having said that, both of these guys can get fucked.", ">\n\nIs this even newsworthy? Who cares.", ">\n\nDid we learn nothing from vintage commercials? You gotta save Kodak moments like this to enjoy and share with others on a later date", ">\n\nWhy wouldn’t we believe you Mr Trump, oh that’s right you lie and you hate DeSantis.", ">\n\n\nBig man, strong man, comes up to me - tears in his eyes - he says \"Sir...\"\n\n-", ">\n\nWell, I gotta say, I absolutely believe him . . . and I REALLY bet it looked just like John Turturro begging for his life in Miller's Crossing. \"I'm just a grifter, Trumpy! I'm a nobody!\"", ">\n\nOh man, this is going to get real entertaining if DeSantis starts swinging back. I hope he does, and doe snot just roll over thinking \"it's fine, I'll run in 2028\".\nHe must be aware that, if Trump somehow won in 2024, the country would once again go blue after 4 more years of Trump. The last time he won is poisoned the next 3 elections for republicans. So, DeSantis would have a much worse chance of winning if he waited until 2028. Especially after Trump inevitably attempts to change the rules to allow him to run for a 3rd term.\nThe Conservative subreddit was pretty much ready to ditch Trump after the midterms. They've cooled a bit on that now, and are not paying much attention to these little jabs. But seeing them tear themselves in half when the gloves come off between Trump and DeSantis would really be some quality entertainment.", ">\n\nWhatever you think about his popularity with the broader electorate I wouldn't want to see Trump win even the Republican nomination. If he gets his hands on the levers of power and he knows that constitutionally he is ineligible for another term then he will do everything and anything to retain his grip on power. His last term ended with rednecks shitting in the halls of Congress. Let's not flirt with the idea that letting him win the nomination is good for Democrats. That's some 2016 thinking", ">\n\nWhatever. According to Trump everybody who comes up to talk to him as tears in their eyes. I imagine they're just crying cuz they're too close to God damn Donald Trump.", ">\n\nTrump tells the truth for once.", ">\n\nWho cares? I’m so over this type of stuff…we need to debate policies, attack bad policies…move on from the useless insults.", ">\n\nWe need pics", ">\n\nI doubt this is true but I love that he's using this nonsense on someone who deserves it for once.", ">\n\nDeSantis \"I cry everytime I'm in close proximity to freshly cut onions\" 🤣😙", ">\n\nI'm gonna go ahead and assume this is true, just like I'm gonna go ahead and assume it means trump cried in front of the actual billionaires in control of the GOP when he sought their endorsement.", ">\n\nCan we stop talking about trump for the ever loving fucking love of god. We’re gonna wake up to, “trump doesn’t understand oat milk.” Like fuck off. But it’s hard to stop talking about a guy who sells papers right", ">\n\nTo be fair, if I was stuck in a room with Trump I'd probably cry too.", ">\n\nThis won’t matter to the right. They don’t care. This masculinity “gotcha” will totally miss them. The only way this will ever matter is if they want to leverage against DeSantis later. As long as he is really delivering for the fascists and white supremacists, nothing will matter.", ">\n\nI'm cool with trump's lies sabotaging the republican party.", ">\n\nPeople who give a shit about stuff like this are watching politics like it’s a TV show or sporting event. \nSad.", ">\n\nWow.....when two serial liars tell a story, which one do you believe?!", ">\n\nDesantis vs Trump in primaries is going to be the most ridiculously absurd schoolyard insult fight ever.", ">\n\nTrump lies as easily as he breathes. At this point I’d be way more surprised to hear he told the truth about something", ">\n\nMore of this, please. Rot from within. MORE MORE MORE!", ">\n\nYes. I’m certain this actually happened.", ">\n\nThis one gonna get nasty", ">\n\nHaha it’s going to be fun watching these dogs pee all over eachother", ">\n\nJust another absurd claim that can’t be proven one way or the other. Not that DeSatan isn’t a monstrous liar himself.", ">\n\nI believe it", ">\n\nSo with his track record of projection...\nWhat do you think the over under on trump crying videos existing are?", ">\n\nDeSantis cry? A physical impossibility!", ">\n\nI don't doubt it. He'll do anything to get power.", ">\n\nBig strong man, tears in his eyes.", ">\n\nAs I watch as our democratic republic swirls down the toilet, my only solace is watching these two psychopaths (Trump & DeSantis) go at each other's throats for the Presidency.", ">\n\nI didn't even know DeSantis was a trucker.", ">\n\nHe means his money shot in DeSantis face got him in the eyes, causing them to water. 💦", ">\n\nIt was probably the smell", ">\n\nI choose to believe this, because it’s hilarious to picture.", ">\n\nare they really wearing the exact same outfit lmao", ">\n\nI honestly kind of believe this.", ">\n\nTrump, if you have any kind of solid evidence on these claims, you better start producing them for the press because DeSantis is kicking your ass.", ">\n\nSo what? The two of you are cut from the same dicktater cloth.", ">\n\nLet em fight!", ">\n\nVideo/pics or stfu trumpie!", ">\n\nDon't get me wrong, I dislike DeSantis just as much, but only the orange blob would make fun of someone showing feelings and use it to win internet points.", ">\n\nMust have been the smell", ">\n\nHe just couldn’t keep that card in his pocket. The premature trump played himself.", ">\n\nCan’t out bitchboy this bitchboy", ">\n\nJust this once, I’m going to assume Donald Trump is telling the truth, because fuck Ron DeSantis.", ">\n\nThe thing is, who cares if he cried? I do not like RD (lived in Florida 5 years, moved to another state in 2021, mostly because of what Florida is turning into), but even if he did cry, so what? Trump’s gender lines are so dumb and archaic: crying mad bad.", ">\n\nit doesn't matter.\nif desantis cried desantis fans will say he's human. if joe biden cried desantis fans will say he's weak.", ">\n\nDid he call him “sir” too while crying?", ">\n\nIt brings me great joy that these meatheads are eating each other alive.\nGreat, great joy.", ">\n\nDid Deathanus take it with, or without KY?", ">\n\nYes! Let’s the flames begin!", ">\n\nI CANNOT wait for the primary debates.", ">\n\nStrong guy. Never cried before in his life. Came to me with tears in his eyes asking for my endorsement. What a guy. So disloyal now.", ">\n\nI hate both of them but DeSantis isn't a scared little child. This is a guy who played college baseball - he was a stud. The last person he'd ever cry in front of is Trump that's for sure.", ">\n\nPlaying college baseball has absolutely nothing to do with this lmao.", ">\n\nIt does, it shows he's not a wimp. I hate the fucker with a passion but don't believe he cried in front of Trump. If you played baseball or football in college you'd understand (but clearly you didn't.)", ">\n\nSo when do we get the small penis insults from Trump?", ">\n\nThis is so stupid. There's no evidence but it's still gonna start yet another stage of those twos pissing match and it's hilarious", ">\n\n\"....and then Ron felt trump's massive biceps and begged him to become his personal trainer. Then Ron begged trump to teach him how to cook, make love, and buy property.\"", ">\n\nDid daddy Rump make Ronnie cry", ">\n\nThe best part? This stuff works. I don't know whether I should be impressed by Trump or sad for his supporters. A little of both, I guess.", ">\n\nLol, shit getting real.", ">\n\nTrump trying to appeal to those personality types who buy into egocentric masculinity that doesn’t include boys crying. The same kind of dudes who have to carry firearms to feel safe in society. “Tough on the outside…., repressed, depressed and angry on the inside.”", ">\n\nSomehow I believe Trump on this one.", ">\n\nRon's got 24 hours to get in the booth and buck back with a diss track", ">\n\nThe tiny hands club", ">\n\nThat Desantis wall building video with his kids is the SIMPIEST thing ive ever seen, not only by a politician, but a man. \nTalk about a little germ\nI Believe this....", ">\n\nRepublicans hate any sign of weakness", ">\n\nThis is a story about a liar lying about a liar!", ">\n\nIt's like that empire strikes back seen between Vader and the Emperor. Except two fools 🤣 Space Balls 2 here we come.", ">\n\nThis is the ultimate conservative insult. No \"real man\" would cry, let alone in front of another \"real man\".", ">\n\nKen Watanabi: “Let them fight”", ">\n\nDeSantis is a scammer, they were probably crocodile tears just to manipulate Trump", ">\n\nI'm living for the day tough guy DimSantis bends over for Dear Leader.", ">\n\nNow this is something I actually believe.", ">\n\n🎼 This is how it starrrts 🎶", ">\n\nI hope donald has a tape.", ">\n\nHe thinks he’s the godfather", ">\n\nDownvote every Trump story.", ">\n\nA statement that makes them both look terrible. GOOD" ]

[ "Sooo, this means trump cried in front of someone when seeking endorsement? Putin?", ">\n\nExactly.", ">\n\nWell, now we know exactly who has something over him.", ">\n\nWe do, but we used to, too.", ">\n\nThanks, Mitch.", ">\n\nDonnie DOES love escalators…", ">\n\nSorry for the convenience", ">\n\nI wonder how man times he called Trump \"sir?\"", ">\n\nThis is how it went word for word.\n“Please sir, endorse me sir. How can I be as smart and as good looking as you sir? Or sir, [starts sobbing] you are so wonderful “", ">\n\nDesantis weakly salutes Dear Leader", ">\n\nThe mandatory real-fake cry claim does have Kim-Jong Il vibes.", ">\n\nRed-on-red crime is my favorite kind of crime.", ">\n\nThis one is great hecause half of their base appeal is as tough guys, so telling the nation that one of them was sobbing like a baby in front of the other is a solid move. Now Deathanus has to decide whether to just accept it and be belittled, or start to fight back and fracture the party. 10/10 can’t wait for season finale.", ">\n\nHalf of these guys wouldn’t know the difference between a hatchet and an axe and wouldn’t be able to load and shoot an AR. \nRepublicans in federal government are almost all what they would consider effeminate suburbanites.", ">\n\nIn reality yes. But we know they don’t live there. To them an obese man who wears makeup and lifted shoes while avoiding war because his feet hurt is the epitome of manly.", ">\n\nI love your username. For some reason, that line cracked up my wife and me and we say it all the time.", ">\n\nIt’s so funny how many people get the reference! Workaholics def had its fans but it was never a mainstream smash so it’s crazy how many people recognize one throwaway line from the show!\nNow get in my grapevan pls", ">\n\nCatherine Zeta Jones, she dips beneath lasers, oh oh oh", ">\n\nShe has entrapped me, and Sean Connery! OH oh OH. OH oh OHhh^hh^h", ">\n\nWhen two pieces of shit get together, there will be a whole lot of stories coming out", ">\n\nThis embarrassing DeSantis campaign ad will be played repeatedly as a hit piece. That was some insane level of bootlicking lol. For one rare moment, I think Trump is speaking the truth. DeSantis absolutely cried in front of him and maybe even got on his knees for an endorsement", ">\n\nI had to go show this to my grandma. She screams about Trump and DeSantis til her voice cracks. She said she’s never wished on anyone’s demise before them. And McConnell. The rage in her 4’11”, 74 year old body is immense.", ">\n\nSounds like you've got one righteous grandma", ">\n\nShe marched her lil ass out in January in DC to march with us during Trump’s inauguration. It was actually my 18th birthday and afterwards we stopped and had Ethiopian for the first time. Her first time trying any African food and she still talks about how much she loves it. She sat with me at a tattoo appointment and afterwards we got pizza and ice cream. I love her. She’s an amazing woman.", ">\n\n\nand afterwards we stopped and had Ethiopian\n\nColumbus Circle? Fantastic places up there", ">\n\nWish I could remember. The place was packed. My grandmother and I sat on the end of the table with the vegetarian platter (since i was vegan) so she mostly ate the veg stuff. It was amazing. There’s a good place up in Tampa (Queen of Sheba) but nowhere near as good as this place was.", ">\n\nHe's probably lying but I wouldn't be surprised if its true. Have you ever seen DeSantis in a debate or outside of his hand-picked media reporters? He's so socially awkward and unstable and has the charisma of a garden slug.", ">\n\nTrue. I have noticed him moving his jaw from side to side in nearly every news conference when someone else is at the podium. Odd.", ">\n\nHe's got some kind of behavioral issue. He was never an appealing candidate, but he's surrounded himself and insulated himself with a core group of very politically savvy extremists that are the ones propelling him forward. He's not the political \"genius\" the media paints him out to be. His handlers are but he's an empty suit being controlled by puppeteers.", ">\n\nThat is actually slightly reassuring for someone not so in the know about him, like myself.", ">\n\nIt shouldn't be though. If you start looking in to his core group of advisors and backers these are some terrifying people.", ">\n\nIn so much as it shows his limitations.", ">\n\nTrue, he has many weaknesses. But they cover for them well.", ">\n\nTrump is desperate to make his opponents look effete to distract from his needing to have his hand held as we walked down a ramp or having to grasp a glass with two small hands or needing the power of the military to help him beat Covid.", ">\n\nCovfefe", ">\n\nHamburder flu", ">\n\nPerpetrated by the radical left gang member known as the “Hamburglar”", ">\n\nRobble robble", ">\n\nLots of self-proclaimed “alpha males” are wrestling with some cognitive dissonance today.", ">\n\nThey'll figure it out after praying to their favorite NFT of the day", ">\n\nDeSantis's response is going to be \"you know what makes me cry? CRT. Please clap.\"", ">\n\nIt was Jeb Bush that said “please clap.”", ">\n\nStandard playbook. Muddy the waters to make your opponent look “just as bad or worse” than you.", ">\n\nOr at least make up enough stories so that sane people with busy lives aren’t sure anymore. It’s what they’ve done for Zelenskyy, Thunberg, and Fauci.\nThat being said I wouldn’t be surprised if Desantis cried.", ">\n\nOn the one hand, Trump claims this any time he tells a story about anyone asking him for anything. \"He came to me with tears in his eyes.\" It's a bizarre piece of rhetoric he employs at every given opportunity. I think he thinks it makes him look magnanimous while simultaneously making the other person look weak. I have doubts that anyone has expressed any emotion in front of the man for less than $50,000 any time in the past 20 years.\nOn the other hand, DeSantis has no heart, can probably cry on command, and will crawl on his hands and knees across broken glass to jerk off a syphilitic stray dog into his own mouth if it means he gets what he wants.", ">\n\nNow thats an awful image!", ">\n\nThank you, I crafted it while taking a dump.", ">\n\nHope Georgia prosecutors doesn't forget the tweet where Trump admitted to interfering in the Florida election to make sure Desantis won.", ">\n\nAnd everybody clapped.", ">\n\nI dunno, I imagine a lot of people cry when they have to interact with him.", ">\n\nDesantis...\"I've seen the pee tape, and it is the most humiliation thing I've ever seen. Donald even got some in his mouth.\"", ">\n\nIt's just DJT pissing up into his own mouth on a bed the Obama's slept on at the Kremlin", ">\n\nTo be fair, getting a close up whiff of scrambled Sudafed and BigMac diaper blowouts tends to make one’s eyes run a bit.", ">\n\nDesantis is garbage. But this story likely isn't true. Trump claims people cry in front of him all the time. Many of those people aren't even real, they are just folks he made up in his head in the moment. \n\"This big guy, some say a former marine, a lot of people are saying it, really big, tough guy, and he came to me, tears in his eyes, and he said 'Mister Trump, you saved my life,' and it's true, I did save his life, I fought next to him in Afghanistan, that's what people are saying, and you know what? Maybe they're right, maybe I did kill 100 terrorists, because I know terrorists, some of them are my friends, and I say to terrorists, stop with that terror, and you know what? They stop. No one else knows terror and anti-terror like I do, just like that marine said.\"", ">\n\nRoflcopter", ">\n\nTrump knows whatever shit he says in the media will be reported like it was fact first and have to be proven false later", ">\n\n\n\"There were tears coming down from his eyes. He said: 'If you endorse me, I'll win,'\" said Trump.\n\nlmao trump couldnt come up with something better than this?", ">\n\nSeriously lol. It has a lot of \"and then everyone clapped\" energy.", ">\n\nWow who's gonna vote for Little Crybaby Ronnie?", ">\n\nWell as hard as it is to say it, I believe Trump this time. He just left out that they cried together, holding each other in a swampy embrace. Their Depends touching each other and their tentacles creep out and conjoin so they may exchange long protein strings.", ">\n\nTrump: [proceeds to unzip pantaloons]", ">\n\n\npantaloons\n\nrich people pants", ">\n\nNo, it’s crazypants. Right there in the name: pant-of-loons.", ">\n\nSuper convincing story, just trust him it's true. He's a business man! How else can he be so rich if not being totally honest? Btw the water pressure sucks in Florida, you have to flush multiple times. Terrible, terrible leader.", ">\n\n“He said ‘Sir…’”", ">\n\nLying liars lie.", ">\n\nBigly.", ">\n\nTrump says ~~Santos~~ DeSantis cried. ~~Santos~~ DeSantis will claim that he didn't. One of these serial liars would be telling the truth. That has never happened before so the universe might just explode out of sheer surprise.\nEdit: wrong idiot", ">\n\nSantos or DeSantis?", ">\n\nTrump is such a beacon of truth and integrity. Add irony here.", ">\n\nPoor Cry Baby DeSantis", ">\n\n‘Big, strong’ men can’t stop crying around President Trump. Just ask him.", ">\n\nTrump is unbelievable. After all these years he still sounds like a hurt 8 year old.", ">\n\nIt's times like this that having no history of telling any kind of truth really doesn't work in his favor, as much as I want to believe this.", ">\n\nLike everything else Trump has said, I’m sure this is 100% true.\nHe never lies, right?", ">\n\nTo try to make a rival look bad? He'd never do that.", ">\n\nWhile calling him sir. Yawn. We get it, Donald.", ">\n\nHe is a cringe factory and totally seems like type to cry for something when he really wants it, like a big baby.", ">\n\nLol. These people suck so bad.", ">\n\nCrying is okay, folks.\nTrump and DeSantis are shit people, but crying is okay.", ">\n\nProbably.... and Donald Trump poops himself and is a traitor.", ">\n\nFact: trump lies about everything. Fact: trump denigrates his opponents. As much as I want to believe this, it’s probably bull shit.", ">\n\nThey’re both liars, but somehow I believe this.", ">\n\nAnd then DJT shit his Depends.", ">\n\nWatching the republican party implode this election cycle is going to be schadenfreude like I’ve never experienced before.", ">\n\nEverything this piece of shit ever says is a lie. So I’m going to happily report that this is definitely more bullshit from this traitor’s mouth.\nThat being said, unfortunately his base will still eat this up. Because:\n-The Traitorous Piece of Shit said it so it must be true.\n-DeathSentence cried.\n-Crying is womanly.\n-DeathSentence is a woman.\n-MAGA MAGA MAGA\nSomewhere right now a group of Qdiots are saying some spaghetti style version of the exact talking points above.", ">\n\nTrump can piss in his pants because he wears absorbent diapers. It is probably a medical condition so he should not be ashamed.", ">\n\n\"He probably didn't even cry when he was a baby, and then he said..SIR!\"", ">\n\nStormy claims trump cried when she laughed at his mushroom dick", ">\n\nI had thought DeSantis was a SEAL, and therefore unlikely to be crying. I checked Wikipedia and found out the was a lawyer for the SEALs, so different. \nThen I read that he got a Bronze Star after his Iraq tour, but then I found out that the Bronze star is typically awarded as an upgrade from a MSM in combat zones. \nSo now I'm thinking that the crying story is totes believable.", ">\n\nSo…. By using logic we come to the conclusion that he made Trump cry, amiright? 😱", ">\n\nThis asshat is so fucking predictable.", ">\n\ndo you mean Desantis crying? Or Trump lying?", ">\n\nAnd called him sir", ">\n\nNext he'll call his wife ugly", ">\n\nOr say that she has secrets about where she worked.\nOr that his dad killed JFK.", ">\n\nNeither of these fascist deserve to be president.", ">\n\nletthemfight.gif", ">\n\nLet them fight. ding ding", ">\n\nLmao, let the feasting begin.", ">\n\nThis I will believe.", ">\n\nI also heard Trump claimed that anytime DeSantis had to open a jar that was too hard to open he came over to Trump's; in tears.", ">\n\nIt's scary how with the GOP's constant appeasement of the Orange Turd, I can actually see this happening. \nIs Trump lying? Most likely. But I can still see it happening.", ">\n\nAnd he's known for his consistent honesty, so I'm sure this happened.", ">\n\nTrump seems to always endorse people who cry in front of him, only to betray him later. Not a great judge of character if you ask me.", ">\n\nLet me guess, he called him 'Sir,' too. \nBuffoon.", ">\n\nHaha, this is where they've gotten to? \"Desantis is a booger-head and cried in front of me!\"", ">\n\nIt’s going to be fascinating to watch the Republican politicians try to take on trump knowing how deranged the base is. They went along with the insanity and even leaned into it like when Ronny D built a toy wall with his kid in the commercial. They must know it’s impossible to reason with these people. I can only imagine what it will look like when the Trump crazies set their sights on destroying DeSantis.", ">\n\nPlease run as an independent. Please.\nHe's the orange kryptonite to that void of charisma hack from Florida.", ">\n\nAs is with everything Donald says \nIt is more than likely Donald cried Infront of Ronald\nHaha Ronald and Donald", ">\n\nAnyone with \"nald\" needs to be blacklisted from politics.", ">\n\nAnyone with gop, conservative or Republicansl too", ">\n\nLet them eat each other, i for one am and will be enjoying the show", ">\n\nWatching two obese men get into a dick measuring contest is rather disturbing.", ">\n\nEspecially without an electron microscope.", ">\n\nKing Ron is too evil to cry. He has ZERO empathy or compassion. I bet he wouldn’t (or didn’t) cry over his own mother dying.", ">\n\nI didn't see any after the hurricanes or the apartment collapse.", ">\n\nDonald Trump can insult DeSantis on every level and watch Ronnie boy go back to kissing Trump's ass. Just like Ted Cruz. \nThe Republican collective lacks a spine since they clearly just accept incivility and childishness as virtues.", ">\n\nPointless article", ">\n\nI hope they both destroy each other. Our country needs a better leader than these two clowns", ">\n\nBegun, the douche wars have.", ">\n\nDude this is fucking hilarious. Let the GOP burn baby burn", ">\n\n\"It was incredible. I was having lunch at Mar-A-Lago and DeSantis walks up to me with tears in his eyes. And he said. You know what he said? He said 'Mister Trump, you're amazing. Everything a man could be. If you endorse me, I'll win. I'll give you anything you want.' And you know what I said? I said 'No way Jose. I'm the big cheese.' And you know what he did? He ran away crying in his little white boots. So sad. So sad.\"", ">\n\nBelievable until he said “Mr trump”.\nIt’s always “Sir” or “Mr President” when the Cheeto relays his big strong man with tears in his eyes stories.", ">\n\nCan you imagine what Republicans are going to release against Trump when he dies and it’s safe to talk?", ">\n\nThis battle between these two would be fucking hilarious if they didn’t have a serious chance of winning.", ">\n\nWho cares what he says. Hey media, just ignore him and report when he's convicted pretty please.", ">\n\nAs weak as Trump is right now, he knows how to put the hurt on competing right-wing grifters.", ">\n\nTrump wasn't kidding when he said he hasn't changed since he was in first grade. This is the kind of thing a bully tries to tell other kids to make the picked on kid in class look bad. Except the picked on kid deserves it this time so it's hard to feel bad for any of them.", ">\n\nSure, Don. We all 100% believe that's something that happened. Thanks for the update.", ">\n\nGotta hand it to him, Trump really knows how to play to the absolute basest and lowest common denominator of humanity.", ">\n\nMAGA is completely Middle School bullshit.", ">\n\nIs trump lying?\nOr is the torture guy a cry baby?", ">\n\nSmells like 2016 again", ">\n\nHe claims everyone cries when they beg him for something. Could it be they’re just tearing up over the noxious stench emanating from his depends?", ">\n\nBoth r whinny little b!tches", ">\n\nOh I’m sure Trump has leaked a tear or two during a ketchup-smearing tantrum.", ">\n\nThe smell from Trump’s diaper was really bad at the time.", ">\n\nWhen Donny starts losing in the primary and he turns his violent goons on his opponents, that's gonna be a good time. No wonder they all want to see him in jail or dead before the time comes.", ">\n\nThis one actually tracks as being true. DeSantis is a whiner in press conferences I can only imagine what crocodile tears he pulls out while trying to gain power.", ">\n\nNext he is going to say DeSantis sucked his dick and swallowed.", ">\n\nLmao we're in for a wild ride, folks!", ">\n\nI’m sure they both cried together holding each other’s bellies", ">\n\nHonestly I doubt it happened at all, the man spews bullshit nonstop but he's now made one of his most dangerous political rivals look weak. Honestly, Ron was most likely the next to the throne of the republican party. \nRonny needs to come out swinging to appeal to the base cos the base will belief anything that liar will say. \nSo is it a republican party or a maga party is gonna be the question", ">\n\nHe came to me with tears in his eyes and said “sir”", ">\n\nLol this is gonna be good 🍿", ">\n\nI’m thrilled both are running for president. I hope they both keep going. Split the vote!!", ">\n\nRon gave Don head guaranteed", ">\n\nNot sure which of these guys is a bigger idiot", ">\n\nThe one time I want Trump to not be lying…", ">\n\nI cant wait for this lame party of GOP incel s to continue to lose, they are all absolute fucking idiots who have nothing to offer except wining and being so passive and lame and sad sack loser fucking idiots, the worst shit for America, just fucking cry baby losers. Barf.", ">\n\n“Oh sir, sir, please endorse me sir…”", ">\n\nAh, so trmp cried in front of someone when he needed their support. putin? I bet it was putin.", ">\n\nCome on, his knees were starting to hurt!", ">\n\nBut did he “beg like a dog”? The Trumpees love the most crass belittlements. Crying isn’t humiliating enough.", ">\n\n\nTrump Claims DeSantis Cried in Front of Him While Seeking Endorsement\n\nFor once I believe him", ">\n\nThey're both dicks and deserve each other.", ">\n\nBecause crying, as a sign of empathy and emotions, is a crippling wound in the mind of Donald Trump.", ">\n\nUsually, everything that comes out of Trump's mouth is bullshit, but it would not surprise me one bit if it was true.", ">\n\nYea, straight up lie.", ">\n\nCrying is not a weakness. Having said that, both of these guys can get fucked.", ">\n\nIs this even newsworthy? Who cares.", ">\n\nDid we learn nothing from vintage commercials? You gotta save Kodak moments like this to enjoy and share with others on a later date", ">\n\nWhy wouldn’t we believe you Mr Trump, oh that’s right you lie and you hate DeSantis.", ">\n\n\nBig man, strong man, comes up to me - tears in his eyes - he says \"Sir...\"\n\n-", ">\n\nWell, I gotta say, I absolutely believe him . . . and I REALLY bet it looked just like John Turturro begging for his life in Miller's Crossing. \"I'm just a grifter, Trumpy! I'm a nobody!\"", ">\n\nOh man, this is going to get real entertaining if DeSantis starts swinging back. I hope he does, and doe snot just roll over thinking \"it's fine, I'll run in 2028\".\nHe must be aware that, if Trump somehow won in 2024, the country would once again go blue after 4 more years of Trump. The last time he won is poisoned the next 3 elections for republicans. So, DeSantis would have a much worse chance of winning if he waited until 2028. Especially after Trump inevitably attempts to change the rules to allow him to run for a 3rd term.\nThe Conservative subreddit was pretty much ready to ditch Trump after the midterms. They've cooled a bit on that now, and are not paying much attention to these little jabs. But seeing them tear themselves in half when the gloves come off between Trump and DeSantis would really be some quality entertainment.", ">\n\nWhatever you think about his popularity with the broader electorate I wouldn't want to see Trump win even the Republican nomination. If he gets his hands on the levers of power and he knows that constitutionally he is ineligible for another term then he will do everything and anything to retain his grip on power. His last term ended with rednecks shitting in the halls of Congress. Let's not flirt with the idea that letting him win the nomination is good for Democrats. That's some 2016 thinking", ">\n\nWhatever. According to Trump everybody who comes up to talk to him as tears in their eyes. I imagine they're just crying cuz they're too close to God damn Donald Trump.", ">\n\nTrump tells the truth for once.", ">\n\nWho cares? I’m so over this type of stuff…we need to debate policies, attack bad policies…move on from the useless insults.", ">\n\nWe need pics", ">\n\nI doubt this is true but I love that he's using this nonsense on someone who deserves it for once.", ">\n\nDeSantis \"I cry everytime I'm in close proximity to freshly cut onions\" 🤣😙", ">\n\nI'm gonna go ahead and assume this is true, just like I'm gonna go ahead and assume it means trump cried in front of the actual billionaires in control of the GOP when he sought their endorsement.", ">\n\nCan we stop talking about trump for the ever loving fucking love of god. We’re gonna wake up to, “trump doesn’t understand oat milk.” Like fuck off. But it’s hard to stop talking about a guy who sells papers right", ">\n\nTo be fair, if I was stuck in a room with Trump I'd probably cry too.", ">\n\nThis won’t matter to the right. They don’t care. This masculinity “gotcha” will totally miss them. The only way this will ever matter is if they want to leverage against DeSantis later. As long as he is really delivering for the fascists and white supremacists, nothing will matter.", ">\n\nI'm cool with trump's lies sabotaging the republican party.", ">\n\nPeople who give a shit about stuff like this are watching politics like it’s a TV show or sporting event. \nSad.", ">\n\nWow.....when two serial liars tell a story, which one do you believe?!", ">\n\nDesantis vs Trump in primaries is going to be the most ridiculously absurd schoolyard insult fight ever.", ">\n\nTrump lies as easily as he breathes. At this point I’d be way more surprised to hear he told the truth about something", ">\n\nMore of this, please. Rot from within. MORE MORE MORE!", ">\n\nYes. I’m certain this actually happened.", ">\n\nThis one gonna get nasty", ">\n\nHaha it’s going to be fun watching these dogs pee all over eachother", ">\n\nJust another absurd claim that can’t be proven one way or the other. Not that DeSatan isn’t a monstrous liar himself.", ">\n\nI believe it", ">\n\nSo with his track record of projection...\nWhat do you think the over under on trump crying videos existing are?", ">\n\nDeSantis cry? A physical impossibility!", ">\n\nI don't doubt it. He'll do anything to get power.", ">\n\nBig strong man, tears in his eyes.", ">\n\nAs I watch as our democratic republic swirls down the toilet, my only solace is watching these two psychopaths (Trump & DeSantis) go at each other's throats for the Presidency.", ">\n\nI didn't even know DeSantis was a trucker.", ">\n\nHe means his money shot in DeSantis face got him in the eyes, causing them to water. 💦", ">\n\nIt was probably the smell", ">\n\nI choose to believe this, because it’s hilarious to picture.", ">\n\nare they really wearing the exact same outfit lmao", ">\n\nI honestly kind of believe this.", ">\n\nTrump, if you have any kind of solid evidence on these claims, you better start producing them for the press because DeSantis is kicking your ass.", ">\n\nSo what? The two of you are cut from the same dicktater cloth.", ">\n\nLet em fight!", ">\n\nVideo/pics or stfu trumpie!", ">\n\nDon't get me wrong, I dislike DeSantis just as much, but only the orange blob would make fun of someone showing feelings and use it to win internet points.", ">\n\nMust have been the smell", ">\n\nHe just couldn’t keep that card in his pocket. The premature trump played himself.", ">\n\nCan’t out bitchboy this bitchboy", ">\n\nJust this once, I’m going to assume Donald Trump is telling the truth, because fuck Ron DeSantis.", ">\n\nThe thing is, who cares if he cried? I do not like RD (lived in Florida 5 years, moved to another state in 2021, mostly because of what Florida is turning into), but even if he did cry, so what? Trump’s gender lines are so dumb and archaic: crying mad bad.", ">\n\nit doesn't matter.\nif desantis cried desantis fans will say he's human. if joe biden cried desantis fans will say he's weak.", ">\n\nDid he call him “sir” too while crying?", ">\n\nIt brings me great joy that these meatheads are eating each other alive.\nGreat, great joy.", ">\n\nDid Deathanus take it with, or without KY?", ">\n\nYes! Let’s the flames begin!", ">\n\nI CANNOT wait for the primary debates.", ">\n\nStrong guy. Never cried before in his life. Came to me with tears in his eyes asking for my endorsement. What a guy. So disloyal now.", ">\n\nI hate both of them but DeSantis isn't a scared little child. This is a guy who played college baseball - he was a stud. The last person he'd ever cry in front of is Trump that's for sure.", ">\n\nPlaying college baseball has absolutely nothing to do with this lmao.", ">\n\nIt does, it shows he's not a wimp. I hate the fucker with a passion but don't believe he cried in front of Trump. If you played baseball or football in college you'd understand (but clearly you didn't.)", ">\n\nSo when do we get the small penis insults from Trump?", ">\n\nThis is so stupid. There's no evidence but it's still gonna start yet another stage of those twos pissing match and it's hilarious", ">\n\n\"....and then Ron felt trump's massive biceps and begged him to become his personal trainer. Then Ron begged trump to teach him how to cook, make love, and buy property.\"", ">\n\nDid daddy Rump make Ronnie cry", ">\n\nThe best part? This stuff works. I don't know whether I should be impressed by Trump or sad for his supporters. A little of both, I guess.", ">\n\nLol, shit getting real.", ">\n\nTrump trying to appeal to those personality types who buy into egocentric masculinity that doesn’t include boys crying. The same kind of dudes who have to carry firearms to feel safe in society. “Tough on the outside…., repressed, depressed and angry on the inside.”", ">\n\nSomehow I believe Trump on this one.", ">\n\nRon's got 24 hours to get in the booth and buck back with a diss track", ">\n\nThe tiny hands club", ">\n\nThat Desantis wall building video with his kids is the SIMPIEST thing ive ever seen, not only by a politician, but a man. \nTalk about a little germ\nI Believe this....", ">\n\nRepublicans hate any sign of weakness", ">\n\nThis is a story about a liar lying about a liar!", ">\n\nIt's like that empire strikes back seen between Vader and the Emperor. Except two fools 🤣 Space Balls 2 here we come.", ">\n\nThis is the ultimate conservative insult. No \"real man\" would cry, let alone in front of another \"real man\".", ">\n\nKen Watanabi: “Let them fight”", ">\n\nDeSantis is a scammer, they were probably crocodile tears just to manipulate Trump", ">\n\nI'm living for the day tough guy DimSantis bends over for Dear Leader.", ">\n\nNow this is something I actually believe.", ">\n\n🎼 This is how it starrrts 🎶", ">\n\nI hope donald has a tape.", ">\n\nHe thinks he’s the godfather", ">\n\nDownvote every Trump story.", ">\n\nA statement that makes them both look terrible. GOOD", ">\n\nOoo the girls are fighting! Someone grab the popcorn!" ]

[ "Sooo, this means trump cried in front of someone when seeking endorsement? Putin?", ">\n\nExactly.", ">\n\nWell, now we know exactly who has something over him.", ">\n\nWe do, but we used to, too.", ">\n\nThanks, Mitch.", ">\n\nDonnie DOES love escalators…", ">\n\nSorry for the convenience", ">\n\nI wonder how man times he called Trump \"sir?\"", ">\n\nThis is how it went word for word.\n“Please sir, endorse me sir. How can I be as smart and as good looking as you sir? Or sir, [starts sobbing] you are so wonderful “", ">\n\nDesantis weakly salutes Dear Leader", ">\n\nThe mandatory real-fake cry claim does have Kim-Jong Il vibes.", ">\n\nRed-on-red crime is my favorite kind of crime.", ">\n\nThis one is great hecause half of their base appeal is as tough guys, so telling the nation that one of them was sobbing like a baby in front of the other is a solid move. Now Deathanus has to decide whether to just accept it and be belittled, or start to fight back and fracture the party. 10/10 can’t wait for season finale.", ">\n\nHalf of these guys wouldn’t know the difference between a hatchet and an axe and wouldn’t be able to load and shoot an AR. \nRepublicans in federal government are almost all what they would consider effeminate suburbanites.", ">\n\nIn reality yes. But we know they don’t live there. To them an obese man who wears makeup and lifted shoes while avoiding war because his feet hurt is the epitome of manly.", ">\n\nI love your username. For some reason, that line cracked up my wife and me and we say it all the time.", ">\n\nIt’s so funny how many people get the reference! Workaholics def had its fans but it was never a mainstream smash so it’s crazy how many people recognize one throwaway line from the show!\nNow get in my grapevan pls", ">\n\nCatherine Zeta Jones, she dips beneath lasers, oh oh oh", ">\n\nShe has entrapped me, and Sean Connery! OH oh OH. OH oh OHhh^hh^h", ">\n\nWhen two pieces of shit get together, there will be a whole lot of stories coming out", ">\n\nThis embarrassing DeSantis campaign ad will be played repeatedly as a hit piece. That was some insane level of bootlicking lol. For one rare moment, I think Trump is speaking the truth. DeSantis absolutely cried in front of him and maybe even got on his knees for an endorsement", ">\n\nI had to go show this to my grandma. She screams about Trump and DeSantis til her voice cracks. She said she’s never wished on anyone’s demise before them. And McConnell. The rage in her 4’11”, 74 year old body is immense.", ">\n\nSounds like you've got one righteous grandma", ">\n\nShe marched her lil ass out in January in DC to march with us during Trump’s inauguration. It was actually my 18th birthday and afterwards we stopped and had Ethiopian for the first time. Her first time trying any African food and she still talks about how much she loves it. She sat with me at a tattoo appointment and afterwards we got pizza and ice cream. I love her. She’s an amazing woman.", ">\n\n\nand afterwards we stopped and had Ethiopian\n\nColumbus Circle? Fantastic places up there", ">\n\nWish I could remember. The place was packed. My grandmother and I sat on the end of the table with the vegetarian platter (since i was vegan) so she mostly ate the veg stuff. It was amazing. There’s a good place up in Tampa (Queen of Sheba) but nowhere near as good as this place was.", ">\n\nHe's probably lying but I wouldn't be surprised if its true. Have you ever seen DeSantis in a debate or outside of his hand-picked media reporters? He's so socially awkward and unstable and has the charisma of a garden slug.", ">\n\nTrue. I have noticed him moving his jaw from side to side in nearly every news conference when someone else is at the podium. Odd.", ">\n\nHe's got some kind of behavioral issue. He was never an appealing candidate, but he's surrounded himself and insulated himself with a core group of very politically savvy extremists that are the ones propelling him forward. He's not the political \"genius\" the media paints him out to be. His handlers are but he's an empty suit being controlled by puppeteers.", ">\n\nThat is actually slightly reassuring for someone not so in the know about him, like myself.", ">\n\nIt shouldn't be though. If you start looking in to his core group of advisors and backers these are some terrifying people.", ">\n\nIn so much as it shows his limitations.", ">\n\nTrue, he has many weaknesses. But they cover for them well.", ">\n\nTrump is desperate to make his opponents look effete to distract from his needing to have his hand held as we walked down a ramp or having to grasp a glass with two small hands or needing the power of the military to help him beat Covid.", ">\n\nCovfefe", ">\n\nHamburder flu", ">\n\nPerpetrated by the radical left gang member known as the “Hamburglar”", ">\n\nRobble robble", ">\n\nLots of self-proclaimed “alpha males” are wrestling with some cognitive dissonance today.", ">\n\nThey'll figure it out after praying to their favorite NFT of the day", ">\n\nDeSantis's response is going to be \"you know what makes me cry? CRT. Please clap.\"", ">\n\nIt was Jeb Bush that said “please clap.”", ">\n\nStandard playbook. Muddy the waters to make your opponent look “just as bad or worse” than you.", ">\n\nOr at least make up enough stories so that sane people with busy lives aren’t sure anymore. It’s what they’ve done for Zelenskyy, Thunberg, and Fauci.\nThat being said I wouldn’t be surprised if Desantis cried.", ">\n\nOn the one hand, Trump claims this any time he tells a story about anyone asking him for anything. \"He came to me with tears in his eyes.\" It's a bizarre piece of rhetoric he employs at every given opportunity. I think he thinks it makes him look magnanimous while simultaneously making the other person look weak. I have doubts that anyone has expressed any emotion in front of the man for less than $50,000 any time in the past 20 years.\nOn the other hand, DeSantis has no heart, can probably cry on command, and will crawl on his hands and knees across broken glass to jerk off a syphilitic stray dog into his own mouth if it means he gets what he wants.", ">\n\nNow thats an awful image!", ">\n\nThank you, I crafted it while taking a dump.", ">\n\nHope Georgia prosecutors doesn't forget the tweet where Trump admitted to interfering in the Florida election to make sure Desantis won.", ">\n\nAnd everybody clapped.", ">\n\nI dunno, I imagine a lot of people cry when they have to interact with him.", ">\n\nDesantis...\"I've seen the pee tape, and it is the most humiliation thing I've ever seen. Donald even got some in his mouth.\"", ">\n\nIt's just DJT pissing up into his own mouth on a bed the Obama's slept on at the Kremlin", ">\n\nTo be fair, getting a close up whiff of scrambled Sudafed and BigMac diaper blowouts tends to make one’s eyes run a bit.", ">\n\nDesantis is garbage. But this story likely isn't true. Trump claims people cry in front of him all the time. Many of those people aren't even real, they are just folks he made up in his head in the moment. \n\"This big guy, some say a former marine, a lot of people are saying it, really big, tough guy, and he came to me, tears in his eyes, and he said 'Mister Trump, you saved my life,' and it's true, I did save his life, I fought next to him in Afghanistan, that's what people are saying, and you know what? Maybe they're right, maybe I did kill 100 terrorists, because I know terrorists, some of them are my friends, and I say to terrorists, stop with that terror, and you know what? They stop. No one else knows terror and anti-terror like I do, just like that marine said.\"", ">\n\nRoflcopter", ">\n\nTrump knows whatever shit he says in the media will be reported like it was fact first and have to be proven false later", ">\n\n\n\"There were tears coming down from his eyes. He said: 'If you endorse me, I'll win,'\" said Trump.\n\nlmao trump couldnt come up with something better than this?", ">\n\nSeriously lol. It has a lot of \"and then everyone clapped\" energy.", ">\n\nWow who's gonna vote for Little Crybaby Ronnie?", ">\n\nWell as hard as it is to say it, I believe Trump this time. He just left out that they cried together, holding each other in a swampy embrace. Their Depends touching each other and their tentacles creep out and conjoin so they may exchange long protein strings.", ">\n\nTrump: [proceeds to unzip pantaloons]", ">\n\n\npantaloons\n\nrich people pants", ">\n\nNo, it’s crazypants. Right there in the name: pant-of-loons.", ">\n\nSuper convincing story, just trust him it's true. He's a business man! How else can he be so rich if not being totally honest? Btw the water pressure sucks in Florida, you have to flush multiple times. Terrible, terrible leader.", ">\n\n“He said ‘Sir…’”", ">\n\nLying liars lie.", ">\n\nBigly.", ">\n\nTrump says ~~Santos~~ DeSantis cried. ~~Santos~~ DeSantis will claim that he didn't. One of these serial liars would be telling the truth. That has never happened before so the universe might just explode out of sheer surprise.\nEdit: wrong idiot", ">\n\nSantos or DeSantis?", ">\n\nTrump is such a beacon of truth and integrity. Add irony here.", ">\n\nPoor Cry Baby DeSantis", ">\n\n‘Big, strong’ men can’t stop crying around President Trump. Just ask him.", ">\n\nTrump is unbelievable. After all these years he still sounds like a hurt 8 year old.", ">\n\nIt's times like this that having no history of telling any kind of truth really doesn't work in his favor, as much as I want to believe this.", ">\n\nLike everything else Trump has said, I’m sure this is 100% true.\nHe never lies, right?", ">\n\nTo try to make a rival look bad? He'd never do that.", ">\n\nWhile calling him sir. Yawn. We get it, Donald.", ">\n\nHe is a cringe factory and totally seems like type to cry for something when he really wants it, like a big baby.", ">\n\nLol. These people suck so bad.", ">\n\nCrying is okay, folks.\nTrump and DeSantis are shit people, but crying is okay.", ">\n\nProbably.... and Donald Trump poops himself and is a traitor.", ">\n\nFact: trump lies about everything. Fact: trump denigrates his opponents. As much as I want to believe this, it’s probably bull shit.", ">\n\nThey’re both liars, but somehow I believe this.", ">\n\nAnd then DJT shit his Depends.", ">\n\nWatching the republican party implode this election cycle is going to be schadenfreude like I’ve never experienced before.", ">\n\nEverything this piece of shit ever says is a lie. So I’m going to happily report that this is definitely more bullshit from this traitor’s mouth.\nThat being said, unfortunately his base will still eat this up. Because:\n-The Traitorous Piece of Shit said it so it must be true.\n-DeathSentence cried.\n-Crying is womanly.\n-DeathSentence is a woman.\n-MAGA MAGA MAGA\nSomewhere right now a group of Qdiots are saying some spaghetti style version of the exact talking points above.", ">\n\nTrump can piss in his pants because he wears absorbent diapers. It is probably a medical condition so he should not be ashamed.", ">\n\n\"He probably didn't even cry when he was a baby, and then he said..SIR!\"", ">\n\nStormy claims trump cried when she laughed at his mushroom dick", ">\n\nI had thought DeSantis was a SEAL, and therefore unlikely to be crying. I checked Wikipedia and found out the was a lawyer for the SEALs, so different. \nThen I read that he got a Bronze Star after his Iraq tour, but then I found out that the Bronze star is typically awarded as an upgrade from a MSM in combat zones. \nSo now I'm thinking that the crying story is totes believable.", ">\n\nSo…. By using logic we come to the conclusion that he made Trump cry, amiright? 😱", ">\n\nThis asshat is so fucking predictable.", ">\n\ndo you mean Desantis crying? Or Trump lying?", ">\n\nAnd called him sir", ">\n\nNext he'll call his wife ugly", ">\n\nOr say that she has secrets about where she worked.\nOr that his dad killed JFK.", ">\n\nNeither of these fascist deserve to be president.", ">\n\nletthemfight.gif", ">\n\nLet them fight. ding ding", ">\n\nLmao, let the feasting begin.", ">\n\nThis I will believe.", ">\n\nI also heard Trump claimed that anytime DeSantis had to open a jar that was too hard to open he came over to Trump's; in tears.", ">\n\nIt's scary how with the GOP's constant appeasement of the Orange Turd, I can actually see this happening. \nIs Trump lying? Most likely. But I can still see it happening.", ">\n\nAnd he's known for his consistent honesty, so I'm sure this happened.", ">\n\nTrump seems to always endorse people who cry in front of him, only to betray him later. Not a great judge of character if you ask me.", ">\n\nLet me guess, he called him 'Sir,' too. \nBuffoon.", ">\n\nHaha, this is where they've gotten to? \"Desantis is a booger-head and cried in front of me!\"", ">\n\nIt’s going to be fascinating to watch the Republican politicians try to take on trump knowing how deranged the base is. They went along with the insanity and even leaned into it like when Ronny D built a toy wall with his kid in the commercial. They must know it’s impossible to reason with these people. I can only imagine what it will look like when the Trump crazies set their sights on destroying DeSantis.", ">\n\nPlease run as an independent. Please.\nHe's the orange kryptonite to that void of charisma hack from Florida.", ">\n\nAs is with everything Donald says \nIt is more than likely Donald cried Infront of Ronald\nHaha Ronald and Donald", ">\n\nAnyone with \"nald\" needs to be blacklisted from politics.", ">\n\nAnyone with gop, conservative or Republicansl too", ">\n\nLet them eat each other, i for one am and will be enjoying the show", ">\n\nWatching two obese men get into a dick measuring contest is rather disturbing.", ">\n\nEspecially without an electron microscope.", ">\n\nKing Ron is too evil to cry. He has ZERO empathy or compassion. I bet he wouldn’t (or didn’t) cry over his own mother dying.", ">\n\nI didn't see any after the hurricanes or the apartment collapse.", ">\n\nDonald Trump can insult DeSantis on every level and watch Ronnie boy go back to kissing Trump's ass. Just like Ted Cruz. \nThe Republican collective lacks a spine since they clearly just accept incivility and childishness as virtues.", ">\n\nPointless article", ">\n\nI hope they both destroy each other. Our country needs a better leader than these two clowns", ">\n\nBegun, the douche wars have.", ">\n\nDude this is fucking hilarious. Let the GOP burn baby burn", ">\n\n\"It was incredible. I was having lunch at Mar-A-Lago and DeSantis walks up to me with tears in his eyes. And he said. You know what he said? He said 'Mister Trump, you're amazing. Everything a man could be. If you endorse me, I'll win. I'll give you anything you want.' And you know what I said? I said 'No way Jose. I'm the big cheese.' And you know what he did? He ran away crying in his little white boots. So sad. So sad.\"", ">\n\nBelievable until he said “Mr trump”.\nIt’s always “Sir” or “Mr President” when the Cheeto relays his big strong man with tears in his eyes stories.", ">\n\nCan you imagine what Republicans are going to release against Trump when he dies and it’s safe to talk?", ">\n\nThis battle between these two would be fucking hilarious if they didn’t have a serious chance of winning.", ">\n\nWho cares what he says. Hey media, just ignore him and report when he's convicted pretty please.", ">\n\nAs weak as Trump is right now, he knows how to put the hurt on competing right-wing grifters.", ">\n\nTrump wasn't kidding when he said he hasn't changed since he was in first grade. This is the kind of thing a bully tries to tell other kids to make the picked on kid in class look bad. Except the picked on kid deserves it this time so it's hard to feel bad for any of them.", ">\n\nSure, Don. We all 100% believe that's something that happened. Thanks for the update.", ">\n\nGotta hand it to him, Trump really knows how to play to the absolute basest and lowest common denominator of humanity.", ">\n\nMAGA is completely Middle School bullshit.", ">\n\nIs trump lying?\nOr is the torture guy a cry baby?", ">\n\nSmells like 2016 again", ">\n\nHe claims everyone cries when they beg him for something. Could it be they’re just tearing up over the noxious stench emanating from his depends?", ">\n\nBoth r whinny little b!tches", ">\n\nOh I’m sure Trump has leaked a tear or two during a ketchup-smearing tantrum.", ">\n\nThe smell from Trump’s diaper was really bad at the time.", ">\n\nWhen Donny starts losing in the primary and he turns his violent goons on his opponents, that's gonna be a good time. No wonder they all want to see him in jail or dead before the time comes.", ">\n\nThis one actually tracks as being true. DeSantis is a whiner in press conferences I can only imagine what crocodile tears he pulls out while trying to gain power.", ">\n\nNext he is going to say DeSantis sucked his dick and swallowed.", ">\n\nLmao we're in for a wild ride, folks!", ">\n\nI’m sure they both cried together holding each other’s bellies", ">\n\nHonestly I doubt it happened at all, the man spews bullshit nonstop but he's now made one of his most dangerous political rivals look weak. Honestly, Ron was most likely the next to the throne of the republican party. \nRonny needs to come out swinging to appeal to the base cos the base will belief anything that liar will say. \nSo is it a republican party or a maga party is gonna be the question", ">\n\nHe came to me with tears in his eyes and said “sir”", ">\n\nLol this is gonna be good 🍿", ">\n\nI’m thrilled both are running for president. I hope they both keep going. Split the vote!!", ">\n\nRon gave Don head guaranteed", ">\n\nNot sure which of these guys is a bigger idiot", ">\n\nThe one time I want Trump to not be lying…", ">\n\nI cant wait for this lame party of GOP incel s to continue to lose, they are all absolute fucking idiots who have nothing to offer except wining and being so passive and lame and sad sack loser fucking idiots, the worst shit for America, just fucking cry baby losers. Barf.", ">\n\n“Oh sir, sir, please endorse me sir…”", ">\n\nAh, so trmp cried in front of someone when he needed their support. putin? I bet it was putin.", ">\n\nCome on, his knees were starting to hurt!", ">\n\nBut did he “beg like a dog”? The Trumpees love the most crass belittlements. Crying isn’t humiliating enough.", ">\n\n\nTrump Claims DeSantis Cried in Front of Him While Seeking Endorsement\n\nFor once I believe him", ">\n\nThey're both dicks and deserve each other.", ">\n\nBecause crying, as a sign of empathy and emotions, is a crippling wound in the mind of Donald Trump.", ">\n\nUsually, everything that comes out of Trump's mouth is bullshit, but it would not surprise me one bit if it was true.", ">\n\nYea, straight up lie.", ">\n\nCrying is not a weakness. Having said that, both of these guys can get fucked.", ">\n\nIs this even newsworthy? Who cares.", ">\n\nDid we learn nothing from vintage commercials? You gotta save Kodak moments like this to enjoy and share with others on a later date", ">\n\nWhy wouldn’t we believe you Mr Trump, oh that’s right you lie and you hate DeSantis.", ">\n\n\nBig man, strong man, comes up to me - tears in his eyes - he says \"Sir...\"\n\n-", ">\n\nWell, I gotta say, I absolutely believe him . . . and I REALLY bet it looked just like John Turturro begging for his life in Miller's Crossing. \"I'm just a grifter, Trumpy! I'm a nobody!\"", ">\n\nOh man, this is going to get real entertaining if DeSantis starts swinging back. I hope he does, and doe snot just roll over thinking \"it's fine, I'll run in 2028\".\nHe must be aware that, if Trump somehow won in 2024, the country would once again go blue after 4 more years of Trump. The last time he won is poisoned the next 3 elections for republicans. So, DeSantis would have a much worse chance of winning if he waited until 2028. Especially after Trump inevitably attempts to change the rules to allow him to run for a 3rd term.\nThe Conservative subreddit was pretty much ready to ditch Trump after the midterms. They've cooled a bit on that now, and are not paying much attention to these little jabs. But seeing them tear themselves in half when the gloves come off between Trump and DeSantis would really be some quality entertainment.", ">\n\nWhatever you think about his popularity with the broader electorate I wouldn't want to see Trump win even the Republican nomination. If he gets his hands on the levers of power and he knows that constitutionally he is ineligible for another term then he will do everything and anything to retain his grip on power. His last term ended with rednecks shitting in the halls of Congress. Let's not flirt with the idea that letting him win the nomination is good for Democrats. That's some 2016 thinking", ">\n\nWhatever. According to Trump everybody who comes up to talk to him as tears in their eyes. I imagine they're just crying cuz they're too close to God damn Donald Trump.", ">\n\nTrump tells the truth for once.", ">\n\nWho cares? I’m so over this type of stuff…we need to debate policies, attack bad policies…move on from the useless insults.", ">\n\nWe need pics", ">\n\nI doubt this is true but I love that he's using this nonsense on someone who deserves it for once.", ">\n\nDeSantis \"I cry everytime I'm in close proximity to freshly cut onions\" 🤣😙", ">\n\nI'm gonna go ahead and assume this is true, just like I'm gonna go ahead and assume it means trump cried in front of the actual billionaires in control of the GOP when he sought their endorsement.", ">\n\nCan we stop talking about trump for the ever loving fucking love of god. We’re gonna wake up to, “trump doesn’t understand oat milk.” Like fuck off. But it’s hard to stop talking about a guy who sells papers right", ">\n\nTo be fair, if I was stuck in a room with Trump I'd probably cry too.", ">\n\nThis won’t matter to the right. They don’t care. This masculinity “gotcha” will totally miss them. The only way this will ever matter is if they want to leverage against DeSantis later. As long as he is really delivering for the fascists and white supremacists, nothing will matter.", ">\n\nI'm cool with trump's lies sabotaging the republican party.", ">\n\nPeople who give a shit about stuff like this are watching politics like it’s a TV show or sporting event. \nSad.", ">\n\nWow.....when two serial liars tell a story, which one do you believe?!", ">\n\nDesantis vs Trump in primaries is going to be the most ridiculously absurd schoolyard insult fight ever.", ">\n\nTrump lies as easily as he breathes. At this point I’d be way more surprised to hear he told the truth about something", ">\n\nMore of this, please. Rot from within. MORE MORE MORE!", ">\n\nYes. I’m certain this actually happened.", ">\n\nThis one gonna get nasty", ">\n\nHaha it’s going to be fun watching these dogs pee all over eachother", ">\n\nJust another absurd claim that can’t be proven one way or the other. Not that DeSatan isn’t a monstrous liar himself.", ">\n\nI believe it", ">\n\nSo with his track record of projection...\nWhat do you think the over under on trump crying videos existing are?", ">\n\nDeSantis cry? A physical impossibility!", ">\n\nI don't doubt it. He'll do anything to get power.", ">\n\nBig strong man, tears in his eyes.", ">\n\nAs I watch as our democratic republic swirls down the toilet, my only solace is watching these two psychopaths (Trump & DeSantis) go at each other's throats for the Presidency.", ">\n\nI didn't even know DeSantis was a trucker.", ">\n\nHe means his money shot in DeSantis face got him in the eyes, causing them to water. 💦", ">\n\nIt was probably the smell", ">\n\nI choose to believe this, because it’s hilarious to picture.", ">\n\nare they really wearing the exact same outfit lmao", ">\n\nI honestly kind of believe this.", ">\n\nTrump, if you have any kind of solid evidence on these claims, you better start producing them for the press because DeSantis is kicking your ass.", ">\n\nSo what? The two of you are cut from the same dicktater cloth.", ">\n\nLet em fight!", ">\n\nVideo/pics or stfu trumpie!", ">\n\nDon't get me wrong, I dislike DeSantis just as much, but only the orange blob would make fun of someone showing feelings and use it to win internet points.", ">\n\nMust have been the smell", ">\n\nHe just couldn’t keep that card in his pocket. The premature trump played himself.", ">\n\nCan’t out bitchboy this bitchboy", ">\n\nJust this once, I’m going to assume Donald Trump is telling the truth, because fuck Ron DeSantis.", ">\n\nThe thing is, who cares if he cried? I do not like RD (lived in Florida 5 years, moved to another state in 2021, mostly because of what Florida is turning into), but even if he did cry, so what? Trump’s gender lines are so dumb and archaic: crying mad bad.", ">\n\nit doesn't matter.\nif desantis cried desantis fans will say he's human. if joe biden cried desantis fans will say he's weak.", ">\n\nDid he call him “sir” too while crying?", ">\n\nIt brings me great joy that these meatheads are eating each other alive.\nGreat, great joy.", ">\n\nDid Deathanus take it with, or without KY?", ">\n\nYes! Let’s the flames begin!", ">\n\nI CANNOT wait for the primary debates.", ">\n\nStrong guy. Never cried before in his life. Came to me with tears in his eyes asking for my endorsement. What a guy. So disloyal now.", ">\n\nI hate both of them but DeSantis isn't a scared little child. This is a guy who played college baseball - he was a stud. The last person he'd ever cry in front of is Trump that's for sure.", ">\n\nPlaying college baseball has absolutely nothing to do with this lmao.", ">\n\nIt does, it shows he's not a wimp. I hate the fucker with a passion but don't believe he cried in front of Trump. If you played baseball or football in college you'd understand (but clearly you didn't.)", ">\n\nSo when do we get the small penis insults from Trump?", ">\n\nThis is so stupid. There's no evidence but it's still gonna start yet another stage of those twos pissing match and it's hilarious", ">\n\n\"....and then Ron felt trump's massive biceps and begged him to become his personal trainer. Then Ron begged trump to teach him how to cook, make love, and buy property.\"", ">\n\nDid daddy Rump make Ronnie cry", ">\n\nThe best part? This stuff works. I don't know whether I should be impressed by Trump or sad for his supporters. A little of both, I guess.", ">\n\nLol, shit getting real.", ">\n\nTrump trying to appeal to those personality types who buy into egocentric masculinity that doesn’t include boys crying. The same kind of dudes who have to carry firearms to feel safe in society. “Tough on the outside…., repressed, depressed and angry on the inside.”", ">\n\nSomehow I believe Trump on this one.", ">\n\nRon's got 24 hours to get in the booth and buck back with a diss track", ">\n\nThe tiny hands club", ">\n\nThat Desantis wall building video with his kids is the SIMPIEST thing ive ever seen, not only by a politician, but a man. \nTalk about a little germ\nI Believe this....", ">\n\nRepublicans hate any sign of weakness", ">\n\nThis is a story about a liar lying about a liar!", ">\n\nIt's like that empire strikes back seen between Vader and the Emperor. Except two fools 🤣 Space Balls 2 here we come.", ">\n\nThis is the ultimate conservative insult. No \"real man\" would cry, let alone in front of another \"real man\".", ">\n\nKen Watanabi: “Let them fight”", ">\n\nDeSantis is a scammer, they were probably crocodile tears just to manipulate Trump", ">\n\nI'm living for the day tough guy DimSantis bends over for Dear Leader.", ">\n\nNow this is something I actually believe.", ">\n\n🎼 This is how it starrrts 🎶", ">\n\nI hope donald has a tape.", ">\n\nHe thinks he’s the godfather", ">\n\nDownvote every Trump story.", ">\n\nA statement that makes them both look terrible. GOOD", ">\n\nOoo the girls are fighting! Someone grab the popcorn!", ">\n\nDoes Trump have a fetish about crying men coming to him? The man is obsessed with crying men." ]

[ "Sooo, this means trump cried in front of someone when seeking endorsement? Putin?", ">\n\nExactly.", ">\n\nWell, now we know exactly who has something over him.", ">\n\nWe do, but we used to, too.", ">\n\nThanks, Mitch.", ">\n\nDonnie DOES love escalators…", ">\n\nSorry for the convenience", ">\n\nI wonder how man times he called Trump \"sir?\"", ">\n\nThis is how it went word for word.\n“Please sir, endorse me sir. How can I be as smart and as good looking as you sir? Or sir, [starts sobbing] you are so wonderful “", ">\n\nDesantis weakly salutes Dear Leader", ">\n\nThe mandatory real-fake cry claim does have Kim-Jong Il vibes.", ">\n\nRed-on-red crime is my favorite kind of crime.", ">\n\nThis one is great hecause half of their base appeal is as tough guys, so telling the nation that one of them was sobbing like a baby in front of the other is a solid move. Now Deathanus has to decide whether to just accept it and be belittled, or start to fight back and fracture the party. 10/10 can’t wait for season finale.", ">\n\nHalf of these guys wouldn’t know the difference between a hatchet and an axe and wouldn’t be able to load and shoot an AR. \nRepublicans in federal government are almost all what they would consider effeminate suburbanites.", ">\n\nIn reality yes. But we know they don’t live there. To them an obese man who wears makeup and lifted shoes while avoiding war because his feet hurt is the epitome of manly.", ">\n\nI love your username. For some reason, that line cracked up my wife and me and we say it all the time.", ">\n\nIt’s so funny how many people get the reference! Workaholics def had its fans but it was never a mainstream smash so it’s crazy how many people recognize one throwaway line from the show!\nNow get in my grapevan pls", ">\n\nCatherine Zeta Jones, she dips beneath lasers, oh oh oh", ">\n\nShe has entrapped me, and Sean Connery! OH oh OH. OH oh OHhh^hh^h", ">\n\nWhen two pieces of shit get together, there will be a whole lot of stories coming out", ">\n\nThis embarrassing DeSantis campaign ad will be played repeatedly as a hit piece. That was some insane level of bootlicking lol. For one rare moment, I think Trump is speaking the truth. DeSantis absolutely cried in front of him and maybe even got on his knees for an endorsement", ">\n\nI had to go show this to my grandma. She screams about Trump and DeSantis til her voice cracks. She said she’s never wished on anyone’s demise before them. And McConnell. The rage in her 4’11”, 74 year old body is immense.", ">\n\nSounds like you've got one righteous grandma", ">\n\nShe marched her lil ass out in January in DC to march with us during Trump’s inauguration. It was actually my 18th birthday and afterwards we stopped and had Ethiopian for the first time. Her first time trying any African food and she still talks about how much she loves it. She sat with me at a tattoo appointment and afterwards we got pizza and ice cream. I love her. She’s an amazing woman.", ">\n\n\nand afterwards we stopped and had Ethiopian\n\nColumbus Circle? Fantastic places up there", ">\n\nWish I could remember. The place was packed. My grandmother and I sat on the end of the table with the vegetarian platter (since i was vegan) so she mostly ate the veg stuff. It was amazing. There’s a good place up in Tampa (Queen of Sheba) but nowhere near as good as this place was.", ">\n\nHe's probably lying but I wouldn't be surprised if its true. Have you ever seen DeSantis in a debate or outside of his hand-picked media reporters? He's so socially awkward and unstable and has the charisma of a garden slug.", ">\n\nTrue. I have noticed him moving his jaw from side to side in nearly every news conference when someone else is at the podium. Odd.", ">\n\nHe's got some kind of behavioral issue. He was never an appealing candidate, but he's surrounded himself and insulated himself with a core group of very politically savvy extremists that are the ones propelling him forward. He's not the political \"genius\" the media paints him out to be. His handlers are but he's an empty suit being controlled by puppeteers.", ">\n\nThat is actually slightly reassuring for someone not so in the know about him, like myself.", ">\n\nIt shouldn't be though. If you start looking in to his core group of advisors and backers these are some terrifying people.", ">\n\nIn so much as it shows his limitations.", ">\n\nTrue, he has many weaknesses. But they cover for them well.", ">\n\nTrump is desperate to make his opponents look effete to distract from his needing to have his hand held as we walked down a ramp or having to grasp a glass with two small hands or needing the power of the military to help him beat Covid.", ">\n\nCovfefe", ">\n\nHamburder flu", ">\n\nPerpetrated by the radical left gang member known as the “Hamburglar”", ">\n\nRobble robble", ">\n\nLots of self-proclaimed “alpha males” are wrestling with some cognitive dissonance today.", ">\n\nThey'll figure it out after praying to their favorite NFT of the day", ">\n\nDeSantis's response is going to be \"you know what makes me cry? CRT. Please clap.\"", ">\n\nIt was Jeb Bush that said “please clap.”", ">\n\nStandard playbook. Muddy the waters to make your opponent look “just as bad or worse” than you.", ">\n\nOr at least make up enough stories so that sane people with busy lives aren’t sure anymore. It’s what they’ve done for Zelenskyy, Thunberg, and Fauci.\nThat being said I wouldn’t be surprised if Desantis cried.", ">\n\nOn the one hand, Trump claims this any time he tells a story about anyone asking him for anything. \"He came to me with tears in his eyes.\" It's a bizarre piece of rhetoric he employs at every given opportunity. I think he thinks it makes him look magnanimous while simultaneously making the other person look weak. I have doubts that anyone has expressed any emotion in front of the man for less than $50,000 any time in the past 20 years.\nOn the other hand, DeSantis has no heart, can probably cry on command, and will crawl on his hands and knees across broken glass to jerk off a syphilitic stray dog into his own mouth if it means he gets what he wants.", ">\n\nNow thats an awful image!", ">\n\nThank you, I crafted it while taking a dump.", ">\n\nHope Georgia prosecutors doesn't forget the tweet where Trump admitted to interfering in the Florida election to make sure Desantis won.", ">\n\nAnd everybody clapped.", ">\n\nI dunno, I imagine a lot of people cry when they have to interact with him.", ">\n\nDesantis...\"I've seen the pee tape, and it is the most humiliation thing I've ever seen. Donald even got some in his mouth.\"", ">\n\nIt's just DJT pissing up into his own mouth on a bed the Obama's slept on at the Kremlin", ">\n\nTo be fair, getting a close up whiff of scrambled Sudafed and BigMac diaper blowouts tends to make one’s eyes run a bit.", ">\n\nDesantis is garbage. But this story likely isn't true. Trump claims people cry in front of him all the time. Many of those people aren't even real, they are just folks he made up in his head in the moment. \n\"This big guy, some say a former marine, a lot of people are saying it, really big, tough guy, and he came to me, tears in his eyes, and he said 'Mister Trump, you saved my life,' and it's true, I did save his life, I fought next to him in Afghanistan, that's what people are saying, and you know what? Maybe they're right, maybe I did kill 100 terrorists, because I know terrorists, some of them are my friends, and I say to terrorists, stop with that terror, and you know what? They stop. No one else knows terror and anti-terror like I do, just like that marine said.\"", ">\n\nRoflcopter", ">\n\nTrump knows whatever shit he says in the media will be reported like it was fact first and have to be proven false later", ">\n\n\n\"There were tears coming down from his eyes. He said: 'If you endorse me, I'll win,'\" said Trump.\n\nlmao trump couldnt come up with something better than this?", ">\n\nSeriously lol. It has a lot of \"and then everyone clapped\" energy.", ">\n\nWow who's gonna vote for Little Crybaby Ronnie?", ">\n\nWell as hard as it is to say it, I believe Trump this time. He just left out that they cried together, holding each other in a swampy embrace. Their Depends touching each other and their tentacles creep out and conjoin so they may exchange long protein strings.", ">\n\nTrump: [proceeds to unzip pantaloons]", ">\n\n\npantaloons\n\nrich people pants", ">\n\nNo, it’s crazypants. Right there in the name: pant-of-loons.", ">\n\nSuper convincing story, just trust him it's true. He's a business man! How else can he be so rich if not being totally honest? Btw the water pressure sucks in Florida, you have to flush multiple times. Terrible, terrible leader.", ">\n\n“He said ‘Sir…’”", ">\n\nLying liars lie.", ">\n\nBigly.", ">\n\nTrump says ~~Santos~~ DeSantis cried. ~~Santos~~ DeSantis will claim that he didn't. One of these serial liars would be telling the truth. That has never happened before so the universe might just explode out of sheer surprise.\nEdit: wrong idiot", ">\n\nSantos or DeSantis?", ">\n\nTrump is such a beacon of truth and integrity. Add irony here.", ">\n\nPoor Cry Baby DeSantis", ">\n\n‘Big, strong’ men can’t stop crying around President Trump. Just ask him.", ">\n\nTrump is unbelievable. After all these years he still sounds like a hurt 8 year old.", ">\n\nIt's times like this that having no history of telling any kind of truth really doesn't work in his favor, as much as I want to believe this.", ">\n\nLike everything else Trump has said, I’m sure this is 100% true.\nHe never lies, right?", ">\n\nTo try to make a rival look bad? He'd never do that.", ">\n\nWhile calling him sir. Yawn. We get it, Donald.", ">\n\nHe is a cringe factory and totally seems like type to cry for something when he really wants it, like a big baby.", ">\n\nLol. These people suck so bad.", ">\n\nCrying is okay, folks.\nTrump and DeSantis are shit people, but crying is okay.", ">\n\nProbably.... and Donald Trump poops himself and is a traitor.", ">\n\nFact: trump lies about everything. Fact: trump denigrates his opponents. As much as I want to believe this, it’s probably bull shit.", ">\n\nThey’re both liars, but somehow I believe this.", ">\n\nAnd then DJT shit his Depends.", ">\n\nWatching the republican party implode this election cycle is going to be schadenfreude like I’ve never experienced before.", ">\n\nEverything this piece of shit ever says is a lie. So I’m going to happily report that this is definitely more bullshit from this traitor’s mouth.\nThat being said, unfortunately his base will still eat this up. Because:\n-The Traitorous Piece of Shit said it so it must be true.\n-DeathSentence cried.\n-Crying is womanly.\n-DeathSentence is a woman.\n-MAGA MAGA MAGA\nSomewhere right now a group of Qdiots are saying some spaghetti style version of the exact talking points above.", ">\n\nTrump can piss in his pants because he wears absorbent diapers. It is probably a medical condition so he should not be ashamed.", ">\n\n\"He probably didn't even cry when he was a baby, and then he said..SIR!\"", ">\n\nStormy claims trump cried when she laughed at his mushroom dick", ">\n\nI had thought DeSantis was a SEAL, and therefore unlikely to be crying. I checked Wikipedia and found out the was a lawyer for the SEALs, so different. \nThen I read that he got a Bronze Star after his Iraq tour, but then I found out that the Bronze star is typically awarded as an upgrade from a MSM in combat zones. \nSo now I'm thinking that the crying story is totes believable.", ">\n\nSo…. By using logic we come to the conclusion that he made Trump cry, amiright? 😱", ">\n\nThis asshat is so fucking predictable.", ">\n\ndo you mean Desantis crying? Or Trump lying?", ">\n\nAnd called him sir", ">\n\nNext he'll call his wife ugly", ">\n\nOr say that she has secrets about where she worked.\nOr that his dad killed JFK.", ">\n\nNeither of these fascist deserve to be president.", ">\n\nletthemfight.gif", ">\n\nLet them fight. ding ding", ">\n\nLmao, let the feasting begin.", ">\n\nThis I will believe.", ">\n\nI also heard Trump claimed that anytime DeSantis had to open a jar that was too hard to open he came over to Trump's; in tears.", ">\n\nIt's scary how with the GOP's constant appeasement of the Orange Turd, I can actually see this happening. \nIs Trump lying? Most likely. But I can still see it happening.", ">\n\nAnd he's known for his consistent honesty, so I'm sure this happened.", ">\n\nTrump seems to always endorse people who cry in front of him, only to betray him later. Not a great judge of character if you ask me.", ">\n\nLet me guess, he called him 'Sir,' too. \nBuffoon.", ">\n\nHaha, this is where they've gotten to? \"Desantis is a booger-head and cried in front of me!\"", ">\n\nIt’s going to be fascinating to watch the Republican politicians try to take on trump knowing how deranged the base is. They went along with the insanity and even leaned into it like when Ronny D built a toy wall with his kid in the commercial. They must know it’s impossible to reason with these people. I can only imagine what it will look like when the Trump crazies set their sights on destroying DeSantis.", ">\n\nPlease run as an independent. Please.\nHe's the orange kryptonite to that void of charisma hack from Florida.", ">\n\nAs is with everything Donald says \nIt is more than likely Donald cried Infront of Ronald\nHaha Ronald and Donald", ">\n\nAnyone with \"nald\" needs to be blacklisted from politics.", ">\n\nAnyone with gop, conservative or Republicansl too", ">\n\nLet them eat each other, i for one am and will be enjoying the show", ">\n\nWatching two obese men get into a dick measuring contest is rather disturbing.", ">\n\nEspecially without an electron microscope.", ">\n\nKing Ron is too evil to cry. He has ZERO empathy or compassion. I bet he wouldn’t (or didn’t) cry over his own mother dying.", ">\n\nI didn't see any after the hurricanes or the apartment collapse.", ">\n\nDonald Trump can insult DeSantis on every level and watch Ronnie boy go back to kissing Trump's ass. Just like Ted Cruz. \nThe Republican collective lacks a spine since they clearly just accept incivility and childishness as virtues.", ">\n\nPointless article", ">\n\nI hope they both destroy each other. Our country needs a better leader than these two clowns", ">\n\nBegun, the douche wars have.", ">\n\nDude this is fucking hilarious. Let the GOP burn baby burn", ">\n\n\"It was incredible. I was having lunch at Mar-A-Lago and DeSantis walks up to me with tears in his eyes. And he said. You know what he said? He said 'Mister Trump, you're amazing. Everything a man could be. If you endorse me, I'll win. I'll give you anything you want.' And you know what I said? I said 'No way Jose. I'm the big cheese.' And you know what he did? He ran away crying in his little white boots. So sad. So sad.\"", ">\n\nBelievable until he said “Mr trump”.\nIt’s always “Sir” or “Mr President” when the Cheeto relays his big strong man with tears in his eyes stories.", ">\n\nCan you imagine what Republicans are going to release against Trump when he dies and it’s safe to talk?", ">\n\nThis battle between these two would be fucking hilarious if they didn’t have a serious chance of winning.", ">\n\nWho cares what he says. Hey media, just ignore him and report when he's convicted pretty please.", ">\n\nAs weak as Trump is right now, he knows how to put the hurt on competing right-wing grifters.", ">\n\nTrump wasn't kidding when he said he hasn't changed since he was in first grade. This is the kind of thing a bully tries to tell other kids to make the picked on kid in class look bad. Except the picked on kid deserves it this time so it's hard to feel bad for any of them.", ">\n\nSure, Don. We all 100% believe that's something that happened. Thanks for the update.", ">\n\nGotta hand it to him, Trump really knows how to play to the absolute basest and lowest common denominator of humanity.", ">\n\nMAGA is completely Middle School bullshit.", ">\n\nIs trump lying?\nOr is the torture guy a cry baby?", ">\n\nSmells like 2016 again", ">\n\nHe claims everyone cries when they beg him for something. Could it be they’re just tearing up over the noxious stench emanating from his depends?", ">\n\nBoth r whinny little b!tches", ">\n\nOh I’m sure Trump has leaked a tear or two during a ketchup-smearing tantrum.", ">\n\nThe smell from Trump’s diaper was really bad at the time.", ">\n\nWhen Donny starts losing in the primary and he turns his violent goons on his opponents, that's gonna be a good time. No wonder they all want to see him in jail or dead before the time comes.", ">\n\nThis one actually tracks as being true. DeSantis is a whiner in press conferences I can only imagine what crocodile tears he pulls out while trying to gain power.", ">\n\nNext he is going to say DeSantis sucked his dick and swallowed.", ">\n\nLmao we're in for a wild ride, folks!", ">\n\nI’m sure they both cried together holding each other’s bellies", ">\n\nHonestly I doubt it happened at all, the man spews bullshit nonstop but he's now made one of his most dangerous political rivals look weak. Honestly, Ron was most likely the next to the throne of the republican party. \nRonny needs to come out swinging to appeal to the base cos the base will belief anything that liar will say. \nSo is it a republican party or a maga party is gonna be the question", ">\n\nHe came to me with tears in his eyes and said “sir”", ">\n\nLol this is gonna be good 🍿", ">\n\nI’m thrilled both are running for president. I hope they both keep going. Split the vote!!", ">\n\nRon gave Don head guaranteed", ">\n\nNot sure which of these guys is a bigger idiot", ">\n\nThe one time I want Trump to not be lying…", ">\n\nI cant wait for this lame party of GOP incel s to continue to lose, they are all absolute fucking idiots who have nothing to offer except wining and being so passive and lame and sad sack loser fucking idiots, the worst shit for America, just fucking cry baby losers. Barf.", ">\n\n“Oh sir, sir, please endorse me sir…”", ">\n\nAh, so trmp cried in front of someone when he needed their support. putin? I bet it was putin.", ">\n\nCome on, his knees were starting to hurt!", ">\n\nBut did he “beg like a dog”? The Trumpees love the most crass belittlements. Crying isn’t humiliating enough.", ">\n\n\nTrump Claims DeSantis Cried in Front of Him While Seeking Endorsement\n\nFor once I believe him", ">\n\nThey're both dicks and deserve each other.", ">\n\nBecause crying, as a sign of empathy and emotions, is a crippling wound in the mind of Donald Trump.", ">\n\nUsually, everything that comes out of Trump's mouth is bullshit, but it would not surprise me one bit if it was true.", ">\n\nYea, straight up lie.", ">\n\nCrying is not a weakness. Having said that, both of these guys can get fucked.", ">\n\nIs this even newsworthy? Who cares.", ">\n\nDid we learn nothing from vintage commercials? You gotta save Kodak moments like this to enjoy and share with others on a later date", ">\n\nWhy wouldn’t we believe you Mr Trump, oh that’s right you lie and you hate DeSantis.", ">\n\n\nBig man, strong man, comes up to me - tears in his eyes - he says \"Sir...\"\n\n-", ">\n\nWell, I gotta say, I absolutely believe him . . . and I REALLY bet it looked just like John Turturro begging for his life in Miller's Crossing. \"I'm just a grifter, Trumpy! I'm a nobody!\"", ">\n\nOh man, this is going to get real entertaining if DeSantis starts swinging back. I hope he does, and doe snot just roll over thinking \"it's fine, I'll run in 2028\".\nHe must be aware that, if Trump somehow won in 2024, the country would once again go blue after 4 more years of Trump. The last time he won is poisoned the next 3 elections for republicans. So, DeSantis would have a much worse chance of winning if he waited until 2028. Especially after Trump inevitably attempts to change the rules to allow him to run for a 3rd term.\nThe Conservative subreddit was pretty much ready to ditch Trump after the midterms. They've cooled a bit on that now, and are not paying much attention to these little jabs. But seeing them tear themselves in half when the gloves come off between Trump and DeSantis would really be some quality entertainment.", ">\n\nWhatever you think about his popularity with the broader electorate I wouldn't want to see Trump win even the Republican nomination. If he gets his hands on the levers of power and he knows that constitutionally he is ineligible for another term then he will do everything and anything to retain his grip on power. His last term ended with rednecks shitting in the halls of Congress. Let's not flirt with the idea that letting him win the nomination is good for Democrats. That's some 2016 thinking", ">\n\nWhatever. According to Trump everybody who comes up to talk to him as tears in their eyes. I imagine they're just crying cuz they're too close to God damn Donald Trump.", ">\n\nTrump tells the truth for once.", ">\n\nWho cares? I’m so over this type of stuff…we need to debate policies, attack bad policies…move on from the useless insults.", ">\n\nWe need pics", ">\n\nI doubt this is true but I love that he's using this nonsense on someone who deserves it for once.", ">\n\nDeSantis \"I cry everytime I'm in close proximity to freshly cut onions\" 🤣😙", ">\n\nI'm gonna go ahead and assume this is true, just like I'm gonna go ahead and assume it means trump cried in front of the actual billionaires in control of the GOP when he sought their endorsement.", ">\n\nCan we stop talking about trump for the ever loving fucking love of god. We’re gonna wake up to, “trump doesn’t understand oat milk.” Like fuck off. But it’s hard to stop talking about a guy who sells papers right", ">\n\nTo be fair, if I was stuck in a room with Trump I'd probably cry too.", ">\n\nThis won’t matter to the right. They don’t care. This masculinity “gotcha” will totally miss them. The only way this will ever matter is if they want to leverage against DeSantis later. As long as he is really delivering for the fascists and white supremacists, nothing will matter.", ">\n\nI'm cool with trump's lies sabotaging the republican party.", ">\n\nPeople who give a shit about stuff like this are watching politics like it’s a TV show or sporting event. \nSad.", ">\n\nWow.....when two serial liars tell a story, which one do you believe?!", ">\n\nDesantis vs Trump in primaries is going to be the most ridiculously absurd schoolyard insult fight ever.", ">\n\nTrump lies as easily as he breathes. At this point I’d be way more surprised to hear he told the truth about something", ">\n\nMore of this, please. Rot from within. MORE MORE MORE!", ">\n\nYes. I’m certain this actually happened.", ">\n\nThis one gonna get nasty", ">\n\nHaha it’s going to be fun watching these dogs pee all over eachother", ">\n\nJust another absurd claim that can’t be proven one way or the other. Not that DeSatan isn’t a monstrous liar himself.", ">\n\nI believe it", ">\n\nSo with his track record of projection...\nWhat do you think the over under on trump crying videos existing are?", ">\n\nDeSantis cry? A physical impossibility!", ">\n\nI don't doubt it. He'll do anything to get power.", ">\n\nBig strong man, tears in his eyes.", ">\n\nAs I watch as our democratic republic swirls down the toilet, my only solace is watching these two psychopaths (Trump & DeSantis) go at each other's throats for the Presidency.", ">\n\nI didn't even know DeSantis was a trucker.", ">\n\nHe means his money shot in DeSantis face got him in the eyes, causing them to water. 💦", ">\n\nIt was probably the smell", ">\n\nI choose to believe this, because it’s hilarious to picture.", ">\n\nare they really wearing the exact same outfit lmao", ">\n\nI honestly kind of believe this.", ">\n\nTrump, if you have any kind of solid evidence on these claims, you better start producing them for the press because DeSantis is kicking your ass.", ">\n\nSo what? The two of you are cut from the same dicktater cloth.", ">\n\nLet em fight!", ">\n\nVideo/pics or stfu trumpie!", ">\n\nDon't get me wrong, I dislike DeSantis just as much, but only the orange blob would make fun of someone showing feelings and use it to win internet points.", ">\n\nMust have been the smell", ">\n\nHe just couldn’t keep that card in his pocket. The premature trump played himself.", ">\n\nCan’t out bitchboy this bitchboy", ">\n\nJust this once, I’m going to assume Donald Trump is telling the truth, because fuck Ron DeSantis.", ">\n\nThe thing is, who cares if he cried? I do not like RD (lived in Florida 5 years, moved to another state in 2021, mostly because of what Florida is turning into), but even if he did cry, so what? Trump’s gender lines are so dumb and archaic: crying mad bad.", ">\n\nit doesn't matter.\nif desantis cried desantis fans will say he's human. if joe biden cried desantis fans will say he's weak.", ">\n\nDid he call him “sir” too while crying?", ">\n\nIt brings me great joy that these meatheads are eating each other alive.\nGreat, great joy.", ">\n\nDid Deathanus take it with, or without KY?", ">\n\nYes! Let’s the flames begin!", ">\n\nI CANNOT wait for the primary debates.", ">\n\nStrong guy. Never cried before in his life. Came to me with tears in his eyes asking for my endorsement. What a guy. So disloyal now.", ">\n\nI hate both of them but DeSantis isn't a scared little child. This is a guy who played college baseball - he was a stud. The last person he'd ever cry in front of is Trump that's for sure.", ">\n\nPlaying college baseball has absolutely nothing to do with this lmao.", ">\n\nIt does, it shows he's not a wimp. I hate the fucker with a passion but don't believe he cried in front of Trump. If you played baseball or football in college you'd understand (but clearly you didn't.)", ">\n\nSo when do we get the small penis insults from Trump?", ">\n\nThis is so stupid. There's no evidence but it's still gonna start yet another stage of those twos pissing match and it's hilarious", ">\n\n\"....and then Ron felt trump's massive biceps and begged him to become his personal trainer. Then Ron begged trump to teach him how to cook, make love, and buy property.\"", ">\n\nDid daddy Rump make Ronnie cry", ">\n\nThe best part? This stuff works. I don't know whether I should be impressed by Trump or sad for his supporters. A little of both, I guess.", ">\n\nLol, shit getting real.", ">\n\nTrump trying to appeal to those personality types who buy into egocentric masculinity that doesn’t include boys crying. The same kind of dudes who have to carry firearms to feel safe in society. “Tough on the outside…., repressed, depressed and angry on the inside.”", ">\n\nSomehow I believe Trump on this one.", ">\n\nRon's got 24 hours to get in the booth and buck back with a diss track", ">\n\nThe tiny hands club", ">\n\nThat Desantis wall building video with his kids is the SIMPIEST thing ive ever seen, not only by a politician, but a man. \nTalk about a little germ\nI Believe this....", ">\n\nRepublicans hate any sign of weakness", ">\n\nThis is a story about a liar lying about a liar!", ">\n\nIt's like that empire strikes back seen between Vader and the Emperor. Except two fools 🤣 Space Balls 2 here we come.", ">\n\nThis is the ultimate conservative insult. No \"real man\" would cry, let alone in front of another \"real man\".", ">\n\nKen Watanabi: “Let them fight”", ">\n\nDeSantis is a scammer, they were probably crocodile tears just to manipulate Trump", ">\n\nI'm living for the day tough guy DimSantis bends over for Dear Leader.", ">\n\nNow this is something I actually believe.", ">\n\n🎼 This is how it starrrts 🎶", ">\n\nI hope donald has a tape.", ">\n\nHe thinks he’s the godfather", ">\n\nDownvote every Trump story.", ">\n\nA statement that makes them both look terrible. GOOD", ">\n\nOoo the girls are fighting! Someone grab the popcorn!", ">\n\nDoes Trump have a fetish about crying men coming to him? The man is obsessed with crying men.", ">\n\nAnd we got a winner! Crying DeSantis!" ]

[ "Sooo, this means trump cried in front of someone when seeking endorsement? Putin?", ">\n\nExactly.", ">\n\nWell, now we know exactly who has something over him.", ">\n\nWe do, but we used to, too.", ">\n\nThanks, Mitch.", ">\n\nDonnie DOES love escalators…", ">\n\nSorry for the convenience", ">\n\nI wonder how man times he called Trump \"sir?\"", ">\n\nThis is how it went word for word.\n“Please sir, endorse me sir. How can I be as smart and as good looking as you sir? Or sir, [starts sobbing] you are so wonderful “", ">\n\nDesantis weakly salutes Dear Leader", ">\n\nThe mandatory real-fake cry claim does have Kim-Jong Il vibes.", ">\n\nRed-on-red crime is my favorite kind of crime.", ">\n\nThis one is great hecause half of their base appeal is as tough guys, so telling the nation that one of them was sobbing like a baby in front of the other is a solid move. Now Deathanus has to decide whether to just accept it and be belittled, or start to fight back and fracture the party. 10/10 can’t wait for season finale.", ">\n\nHalf of these guys wouldn’t know the difference between a hatchet and an axe and wouldn’t be able to load and shoot an AR. \nRepublicans in federal government are almost all what they would consider effeminate suburbanites.", ">\n\nIn reality yes. But we know they don’t live there. To them an obese man who wears makeup and lifted shoes while avoiding war because his feet hurt is the epitome of manly.", ">\n\nI love your username. For some reason, that line cracked up my wife and me and we say it all the time.", ">\n\nIt’s so funny how many people get the reference! Workaholics def had its fans but it was never a mainstream smash so it’s crazy how many people recognize one throwaway line from the show!\nNow get in my grapevan pls", ">\n\nCatherine Zeta Jones, she dips beneath lasers, oh oh oh", ">\n\nShe has entrapped me, and Sean Connery! OH oh OH. OH oh OHhh^hh^h", ">\n\nWhen two pieces of shit get together, there will be a whole lot of stories coming out", ">\n\nThis embarrassing DeSantis campaign ad will be played repeatedly as a hit piece. That was some insane level of bootlicking lol. For one rare moment, I think Trump is speaking the truth. DeSantis absolutely cried in front of him and maybe even got on his knees for an endorsement", ">\n\nI had to go show this to my grandma. She screams about Trump and DeSantis til her voice cracks. She said she’s never wished on anyone’s demise before them. And McConnell. The rage in her 4’11”, 74 year old body is immense.", ">\n\nSounds like you've got one righteous grandma", ">\n\nShe marched her lil ass out in January in DC to march with us during Trump’s inauguration. It was actually my 18th birthday and afterwards we stopped and had Ethiopian for the first time. Her first time trying any African food and she still talks about how much she loves it. She sat with me at a tattoo appointment and afterwards we got pizza and ice cream. I love her. She’s an amazing woman.", ">\n\n\nand afterwards we stopped and had Ethiopian\n\nColumbus Circle? Fantastic places up there", ">\n\nWish I could remember. The place was packed. My grandmother and I sat on the end of the table with the vegetarian platter (since i was vegan) so she mostly ate the veg stuff. It was amazing. There’s a good place up in Tampa (Queen of Sheba) but nowhere near as good as this place was.", ">\n\nHe's probably lying but I wouldn't be surprised if its true. Have you ever seen DeSantis in a debate or outside of his hand-picked media reporters? He's so socially awkward and unstable and has the charisma of a garden slug.", ">\n\nTrue. I have noticed him moving his jaw from side to side in nearly every news conference when someone else is at the podium. Odd.", ">\n\nHe's got some kind of behavioral issue. He was never an appealing candidate, but he's surrounded himself and insulated himself with a core group of very politically savvy extremists that are the ones propelling him forward. He's not the political \"genius\" the media paints him out to be. His handlers are but he's an empty suit being controlled by puppeteers.", ">\n\nThat is actually slightly reassuring for someone not so in the know about him, like myself.", ">\n\nIt shouldn't be though. If you start looking in to his core group of advisors and backers these are some terrifying people.", ">\n\nIn so much as it shows his limitations.", ">\n\nTrue, he has many weaknesses. But they cover for them well.", ">\n\nTrump is desperate to make his opponents look effete to distract from his needing to have his hand held as we walked down a ramp or having to grasp a glass with two small hands or needing the power of the military to help him beat Covid.", ">\n\nCovfefe", ">\n\nHamburder flu", ">\n\nPerpetrated by the radical left gang member known as the “Hamburglar”", ">\n\nRobble robble", ">\n\nLots of self-proclaimed “alpha males” are wrestling with some cognitive dissonance today.", ">\n\nThey'll figure it out after praying to their favorite NFT of the day", ">\n\nDeSantis's response is going to be \"you know what makes me cry? CRT. Please clap.\"", ">\n\nIt was Jeb Bush that said “please clap.”", ">\n\nStandard playbook. Muddy the waters to make your opponent look “just as bad or worse” than you.", ">\n\nOr at least make up enough stories so that sane people with busy lives aren’t sure anymore. It’s what they’ve done for Zelenskyy, Thunberg, and Fauci.\nThat being said I wouldn’t be surprised if Desantis cried.", ">\n\nOn the one hand, Trump claims this any time he tells a story about anyone asking him for anything. \"He came to me with tears in his eyes.\" It's a bizarre piece of rhetoric he employs at every given opportunity. I think he thinks it makes him look magnanimous while simultaneously making the other person look weak. I have doubts that anyone has expressed any emotion in front of the man for less than $50,000 any time in the past 20 years.\nOn the other hand, DeSantis has no heart, can probably cry on command, and will crawl on his hands and knees across broken glass to jerk off a syphilitic stray dog into his own mouth if it means he gets what he wants.", ">\n\nNow thats an awful image!", ">\n\nThank you, I crafted it while taking a dump.", ">\n\nHope Georgia prosecutors doesn't forget the tweet where Trump admitted to interfering in the Florida election to make sure Desantis won.", ">\n\nAnd everybody clapped.", ">\n\nI dunno, I imagine a lot of people cry when they have to interact with him.", ">\n\nDesantis...\"I've seen the pee tape, and it is the most humiliation thing I've ever seen. Donald even got some in his mouth.\"", ">\n\nIt's just DJT pissing up into his own mouth on a bed the Obama's slept on at the Kremlin", ">\n\nTo be fair, getting a close up whiff of scrambled Sudafed and BigMac diaper blowouts tends to make one’s eyes run a bit.", ">\n\nDesantis is garbage. But this story likely isn't true. Trump claims people cry in front of him all the time. Many of those people aren't even real, they are just folks he made up in his head in the moment. \n\"This big guy, some say a former marine, a lot of people are saying it, really big, tough guy, and he came to me, tears in his eyes, and he said 'Mister Trump, you saved my life,' and it's true, I did save his life, I fought next to him in Afghanistan, that's what people are saying, and you know what? Maybe they're right, maybe I did kill 100 terrorists, because I know terrorists, some of them are my friends, and I say to terrorists, stop with that terror, and you know what? They stop. No one else knows terror and anti-terror like I do, just like that marine said.\"", ">\n\nRoflcopter", ">\n\nTrump knows whatever shit he says in the media will be reported like it was fact first and have to be proven false later", ">\n\n\n\"There were tears coming down from his eyes. He said: 'If you endorse me, I'll win,'\" said Trump.\n\nlmao trump couldnt come up with something better than this?", ">\n\nSeriously lol. It has a lot of \"and then everyone clapped\" energy.", ">\n\nWow who's gonna vote for Little Crybaby Ronnie?", ">\n\nWell as hard as it is to say it, I believe Trump this time. He just left out that they cried together, holding each other in a swampy embrace. Their Depends touching each other and their tentacles creep out and conjoin so they may exchange long protein strings.", ">\n\nTrump: [proceeds to unzip pantaloons]", ">\n\n\npantaloons\n\nrich people pants", ">\n\nNo, it’s crazypants. Right there in the name: pant-of-loons.", ">\n\nSuper convincing story, just trust him it's true. He's a business man! How else can he be so rich if not being totally honest? Btw the water pressure sucks in Florida, you have to flush multiple times. Terrible, terrible leader.", ">\n\n“He said ‘Sir…’”", ">\n\nLying liars lie.", ">\n\nBigly.", ">\n\nTrump says ~~Santos~~ DeSantis cried. ~~Santos~~ DeSantis will claim that he didn't. One of these serial liars would be telling the truth. That has never happened before so the universe might just explode out of sheer surprise.\nEdit: wrong idiot", ">\n\nSantos or DeSantis?", ">\n\nTrump is such a beacon of truth and integrity. Add irony here.", ">\n\nPoor Cry Baby DeSantis", ">\n\n‘Big, strong’ men can’t stop crying around President Trump. Just ask him.", ">\n\nTrump is unbelievable. After all these years he still sounds like a hurt 8 year old.", ">\n\nIt's times like this that having no history of telling any kind of truth really doesn't work in his favor, as much as I want to believe this.", ">\n\nLike everything else Trump has said, I’m sure this is 100% true.\nHe never lies, right?", ">\n\nTo try to make a rival look bad? He'd never do that.", ">\n\nWhile calling him sir. Yawn. We get it, Donald.", ">\n\nHe is a cringe factory and totally seems like type to cry for something when he really wants it, like a big baby.", ">\n\nLol. These people suck so bad.", ">\n\nCrying is okay, folks.\nTrump and DeSantis are shit people, but crying is okay.", ">\n\nProbably.... and Donald Trump poops himself and is a traitor.", ">\n\nFact: trump lies about everything. Fact: trump denigrates his opponents. As much as I want to believe this, it’s probably bull shit.", ">\n\nThey’re both liars, but somehow I believe this.", ">\n\nAnd then DJT shit his Depends.", ">\n\nWatching the republican party implode this election cycle is going to be schadenfreude like I’ve never experienced before.", ">\n\nEverything this piece of shit ever says is a lie. So I’m going to happily report that this is definitely more bullshit from this traitor’s mouth.\nThat being said, unfortunately his base will still eat this up. Because:\n-The Traitorous Piece of Shit said it so it must be true.\n-DeathSentence cried.\n-Crying is womanly.\n-DeathSentence is a woman.\n-MAGA MAGA MAGA\nSomewhere right now a group of Qdiots are saying some spaghetti style version of the exact talking points above.", ">\n\nTrump can piss in his pants because he wears absorbent diapers. It is probably a medical condition so he should not be ashamed.", ">\n\n\"He probably didn't even cry when he was a baby, and then he said..SIR!\"", ">\n\nStormy claims trump cried when she laughed at his mushroom dick", ">\n\nI had thought DeSantis was a SEAL, and therefore unlikely to be crying. I checked Wikipedia and found out the was a lawyer for the SEALs, so different. \nThen I read that he got a Bronze Star after his Iraq tour, but then I found out that the Bronze star is typically awarded as an upgrade from a MSM in combat zones. \nSo now I'm thinking that the crying story is totes believable.", ">\n\nSo…. By using logic we come to the conclusion that he made Trump cry, amiright? 😱", ">\n\nThis asshat is so fucking predictable.", ">\n\ndo you mean Desantis crying? Or Trump lying?", ">\n\nAnd called him sir", ">\n\nNext he'll call his wife ugly", ">\n\nOr say that she has secrets about where she worked.\nOr that his dad killed JFK.", ">\n\nNeither of these fascist deserve to be president.", ">\n\nletthemfight.gif", ">\n\nLet them fight. ding ding", ">\n\nLmao, let the feasting begin.", ">\n\nThis I will believe.", ">\n\nI also heard Trump claimed that anytime DeSantis had to open a jar that was too hard to open he came over to Trump's; in tears.", ">\n\nIt's scary how with the GOP's constant appeasement of the Orange Turd, I can actually see this happening. \nIs Trump lying? Most likely. But I can still see it happening.", ">\n\nAnd he's known for his consistent honesty, so I'm sure this happened.", ">\n\nTrump seems to always endorse people who cry in front of him, only to betray him later. Not a great judge of character if you ask me.", ">\n\nLet me guess, he called him 'Sir,' too. \nBuffoon.", ">\n\nHaha, this is where they've gotten to? \"Desantis is a booger-head and cried in front of me!\"", ">\n\nIt’s going to be fascinating to watch the Republican politicians try to take on trump knowing how deranged the base is. They went along with the insanity and even leaned into it like when Ronny D built a toy wall with his kid in the commercial. They must know it’s impossible to reason with these people. I can only imagine what it will look like when the Trump crazies set their sights on destroying DeSantis.", ">\n\nPlease run as an independent. Please.\nHe's the orange kryptonite to that void of charisma hack from Florida.", ">\n\nAs is with everything Donald says \nIt is more than likely Donald cried Infront of Ronald\nHaha Ronald and Donald", ">\n\nAnyone with \"nald\" needs to be blacklisted from politics.", ">\n\nAnyone with gop, conservative or Republicansl too", ">\n\nLet them eat each other, i for one am and will be enjoying the show", ">\n\nWatching two obese men get into a dick measuring contest is rather disturbing.", ">\n\nEspecially without an electron microscope.", ">\n\nKing Ron is too evil to cry. He has ZERO empathy or compassion. I bet he wouldn’t (or didn’t) cry over his own mother dying.", ">\n\nI didn't see any after the hurricanes or the apartment collapse.", ">\n\nDonald Trump can insult DeSantis on every level and watch Ronnie boy go back to kissing Trump's ass. Just like Ted Cruz. \nThe Republican collective lacks a spine since they clearly just accept incivility and childishness as virtues.", ">\n\nPointless article", ">\n\nI hope they both destroy each other. Our country needs a better leader than these two clowns", ">\n\nBegun, the douche wars have.", ">\n\nDude this is fucking hilarious. Let the GOP burn baby burn", ">\n\n\"It was incredible. I was having lunch at Mar-A-Lago and DeSantis walks up to me with tears in his eyes. And he said. You know what he said? He said 'Mister Trump, you're amazing. Everything a man could be. If you endorse me, I'll win. I'll give you anything you want.' And you know what I said? I said 'No way Jose. I'm the big cheese.' And you know what he did? He ran away crying in his little white boots. So sad. So sad.\"", ">\n\nBelievable until he said “Mr trump”.\nIt’s always “Sir” or “Mr President” when the Cheeto relays his big strong man with tears in his eyes stories.", ">\n\nCan you imagine what Republicans are going to release against Trump when he dies and it’s safe to talk?", ">\n\nThis battle between these two would be fucking hilarious if they didn’t have a serious chance of winning.", ">\n\nWho cares what he says. Hey media, just ignore him and report when he's convicted pretty please.", ">\n\nAs weak as Trump is right now, he knows how to put the hurt on competing right-wing grifters.", ">\n\nTrump wasn't kidding when he said he hasn't changed since he was in first grade. This is the kind of thing a bully tries to tell other kids to make the picked on kid in class look bad. Except the picked on kid deserves it this time so it's hard to feel bad for any of them.", ">\n\nSure, Don. We all 100% believe that's something that happened. Thanks for the update.", ">\n\nGotta hand it to him, Trump really knows how to play to the absolute basest and lowest common denominator of humanity.", ">\n\nMAGA is completely Middle School bullshit.", ">\n\nIs trump lying?\nOr is the torture guy a cry baby?", ">\n\nSmells like 2016 again", ">\n\nHe claims everyone cries when they beg him for something. Could it be they’re just tearing up over the noxious stench emanating from his depends?", ">\n\nBoth r whinny little b!tches", ">\n\nOh I’m sure Trump has leaked a tear or two during a ketchup-smearing tantrum.", ">\n\nThe smell from Trump’s diaper was really bad at the time.", ">\n\nWhen Donny starts losing in the primary and he turns his violent goons on his opponents, that's gonna be a good time. No wonder they all want to see him in jail or dead before the time comes.", ">\n\nThis one actually tracks as being true. DeSantis is a whiner in press conferences I can only imagine what crocodile tears he pulls out while trying to gain power.", ">\n\nNext he is going to say DeSantis sucked his dick and swallowed.", ">\n\nLmao we're in for a wild ride, folks!", ">\n\nI’m sure they both cried together holding each other’s bellies", ">\n\nHonestly I doubt it happened at all, the man spews bullshit nonstop but he's now made one of his most dangerous political rivals look weak. Honestly, Ron was most likely the next to the throne of the republican party. \nRonny needs to come out swinging to appeal to the base cos the base will belief anything that liar will say. \nSo is it a republican party or a maga party is gonna be the question", ">\n\nHe came to me with tears in his eyes and said “sir”", ">\n\nLol this is gonna be good 🍿", ">\n\nI’m thrilled both are running for president. I hope they both keep going. Split the vote!!", ">\n\nRon gave Don head guaranteed", ">\n\nNot sure which of these guys is a bigger idiot", ">\n\nThe one time I want Trump to not be lying…", ">\n\nI cant wait for this lame party of GOP incel s to continue to lose, they are all absolute fucking idiots who have nothing to offer except wining and being so passive and lame and sad sack loser fucking idiots, the worst shit for America, just fucking cry baby losers. Barf.", ">\n\n“Oh sir, sir, please endorse me sir…”", ">\n\nAh, so trmp cried in front of someone when he needed their support. putin? I bet it was putin.", ">\n\nCome on, his knees were starting to hurt!", ">\n\nBut did he “beg like a dog”? The Trumpees love the most crass belittlements. Crying isn’t humiliating enough.", ">\n\n\nTrump Claims DeSantis Cried in Front of Him While Seeking Endorsement\n\nFor once I believe him", ">\n\nThey're both dicks and deserve each other.", ">\n\nBecause crying, as a sign of empathy and emotions, is a crippling wound in the mind of Donald Trump.", ">\n\nUsually, everything that comes out of Trump's mouth is bullshit, but it would not surprise me one bit if it was true.", ">\n\nYea, straight up lie.", ">\n\nCrying is not a weakness. Having said that, both of these guys can get fucked.", ">\n\nIs this even newsworthy? Who cares.", ">\n\nDid we learn nothing from vintage commercials? You gotta save Kodak moments like this to enjoy and share with others on a later date", ">\n\nWhy wouldn’t we believe you Mr Trump, oh that’s right you lie and you hate DeSantis.", ">\n\n\nBig man, strong man, comes up to me - tears in his eyes - he says \"Sir...\"\n\n-", ">\n\nWell, I gotta say, I absolutely believe him . . . and I REALLY bet it looked just like John Turturro begging for his life in Miller's Crossing. \"I'm just a grifter, Trumpy! I'm a nobody!\"", ">\n\nOh man, this is going to get real entertaining if DeSantis starts swinging back. I hope he does, and doe snot just roll over thinking \"it's fine, I'll run in 2028\".\nHe must be aware that, if Trump somehow won in 2024, the country would once again go blue after 4 more years of Trump. The last time he won is poisoned the next 3 elections for republicans. So, DeSantis would have a much worse chance of winning if he waited until 2028. Especially after Trump inevitably attempts to change the rules to allow him to run for a 3rd term.\nThe Conservative subreddit was pretty much ready to ditch Trump after the midterms. They've cooled a bit on that now, and are not paying much attention to these little jabs. But seeing them tear themselves in half when the gloves come off between Trump and DeSantis would really be some quality entertainment.", ">\n\nWhatever you think about his popularity with the broader electorate I wouldn't want to see Trump win even the Republican nomination. If he gets his hands on the levers of power and he knows that constitutionally he is ineligible for another term then he will do everything and anything to retain his grip on power. His last term ended with rednecks shitting in the halls of Congress. Let's not flirt with the idea that letting him win the nomination is good for Democrats. That's some 2016 thinking", ">\n\nWhatever. According to Trump everybody who comes up to talk to him as tears in their eyes. I imagine they're just crying cuz they're too close to God damn Donald Trump.", ">\n\nTrump tells the truth for once.", ">\n\nWho cares? I’m so over this type of stuff…we need to debate policies, attack bad policies…move on from the useless insults.", ">\n\nWe need pics", ">\n\nI doubt this is true but I love that he's using this nonsense on someone who deserves it for once.", ">\n\nDeSantis \"I cry everytime I'm in close proximity to freshly cut onions\" 🤣😙", ">\n\nI'm gonna go ahead and assume this is true, just like I'm gonna go ahead and assume it means trump cried in front of the actual billionaires in control of the GOP when he sought their endorsement.", ">\n\nCan we stop talking about trump for the ever loving fucking love of god. We’re gonna wake up to, “trump doesn’t understand oat milk.” Like fuck off. But it’s hard to stop talking about a guy who sells papers right", ">\n\nTo be fair, if I was stuck in a room with Trump I'd probably cry too.", ">\n\nThis won’t matter to the right. They don’t care. This masculinity “gotcha” will totally miss them. The only way this will ever matter is if they want to leverage against DeSantis later. As long as he is really delivering for the fascists and white supremacists, nothing will matter.", ">\n\nI'm cool with trump's lies sabotaging the republican party.", ">\n\nPeople who give a shit about stuff like this are watching politics like it’s a TV show or sporting event. \nSad.", ">\n\nWow.....when two serial liars tell a story, which one do you believe?!", ">\n\nDesantis vs Trump in primaries is going to be the most ridiculously absurd schoolyard insult fight ever.", ">\n\nTrump lies as easily as he breathes. At this point I’d be way more surprised to hear he told the truth about something", ">\n\nMore of this, please. Rot from within. MORE MORE MORE!", ">\n\nYes. I’m certain this actually happened.", ">\n\nThis one gonna get nasty", ">\n\nHaha it’s going to be fun watching these dogs pee all over eachother", ">\n\nJust another absurd claim that can’t be proven one way or the other. Not that DeSatan isn’t a monstrous liar himself.", ">\n\nI believe it", ">\n\nSo with his track record of projection...\nWhat do you think the over under on trump crying videos existing are?", ">\n\nDeSantis cry? A physical impossibility!", ">\n\nI don't doubt it. He'll do anything to get power.", ">\n\nBig strong man, tears in his eyes.", ">\n\nAs I watch as our democratic republic swirls down the toilet, my only solace is watching these two psychopaths (Trump & DeSantis) go at each other's throats for the Presidency.", ">\n\nI didn't even know DeSantis was a trucker.", ">\n\nHe means his money shot in DeSantis face got him in the eyes, causing them to water. 💦", ">\n\nIt was probably the smell", ">\n\nI choose to believe this, because it’s hilarious to picture.", ">\n\nare they really wearing the exact same outfit lmao", ">\n\nI honestly kind of believe this.", ">\n\nTrump, if you have any kind of solid evidence on these claims, you better start producing them for the press because DeSantis is kicking your ass.", ">\n\nSo what? The two of you are cut from the same dicktater cloth.", ">\n\nLet em fight!", ">\n\nVideo/pics or stfu trumpie!", ">\n\nDon't get me wrong, I dislike DeSantis just as much, but only the orange blob would make fun of someone showing feelings and use it to win internet points.", ">\n\nMust have been the smell", ">\n\nHe just couldn’t keep that card in his pocket. The premature trump played himself.", ">\n\nCan’t out bitchboy this bitchboy", ">\n\nJust this once, I’m going to assume Donald Trump is telling the truth, because fuck Ron DeSantis.", ">\n\nThe thing is, who cares if he cried? I do not like RD (lived in Florida 5 years, moved to another state in 2021, mostly because of what Florida is turning into), but even if he did cry, so what? Trump’s gender lines are so dumb and archaic: crying mad bad.", ">\n\nit doesn't matter.\nif desantis cried desantis fans will say he's human. if joe biden cried desantis fans will say he's weak.", ">\n\nDid he call him “sir” too while crying?", ">\n\nIt brings me great joy that these meatheads are eating each other alive.\nGreat, great joy.", ">\n\nDid Deathanus take it with, or without KY?", ">\n\nYes! Let’s the flames begin!", ">\n\nI CANNOT wait for the primary debates.", ">\n\nStrong guy. Never cried before in his life. Came to me with tears in his eyes asking for my endorsement. What a guy. So disloyal now.", ">\n\nI hate both of them but DeSantis isn't a scared little child. This is a guy who played college baseball - he was a stud. The last person he'd ever cry in front of is Trump that's for sure.", ">\n\nPlaying college baseball has absolutely nothing to do with this lmao.", ">\n\nIt does, it shows he's not a wimp. I hate the fucker with a passion but don't believe he cried in front of Trump. If you played baseball or football in college you'd understand (but clearly you didn't.)", ">\n\nSo when do we get the small penis insults from Trump?", ">\n\nThis is so stupid. There's no evidence but it's still gonna start yet another stage of those twos pissing match and it's hilarious", ">\n\n\"....and then Ron felt trump's massive biceps and begged him to become his personal trainer. Then Ron begged trump to teach him how to cook, make love, and buy property.\"", ">\n\nDid daddy Rump make Ronnie cry", ">\n\nThe best part? This stuff works. I don't know whether I should be impressed by Trump or sad for his supporters. A little of both, I guess.", ">\n\nLol, shit getting real.", ">\n\nTrump trying to appeal to those personality types who buy into egocentric masculinity that doesn’t include boys crying. The same kind of dudes who have to carry firearms to feel safe in society. “Tough on the outside…., repressed, depressed and angry on the inside.”", ">\n\nSomehow I believe Trump on this one.", ">\n\nRon's got 24 hours to get in the booth and buck back with a diss track", ">\n\nThe tiny hands club", ">\n\nThat Desantis wall building video with his kids is the SIMPIEST thing ive ever seen, not only by a politician, but a man. \nTalk about a little germ\nI Believe this....", ">\n\nRepublicans hate any sign of weakness", ">\n\nThis is a story about a liar lying about a liar!", ">\n\nIt's like that empire strikes back seen between Vader and the Emperor. Except two fools 🤣 Space Balls 2 here we come.", ">\n\nThis is the ultimate conservative insult. No \"real man\" would cry, let alone in front of another \"real man\".", ">\n\nKen Watanabi: “Let them fight”", ">\n\nDeSantis is a scammer, they were probably crocodile tears just to manipulate Trump", ">\n\nI'm living for the day tough guy DimSantis bends over for Dear Leader.", ">\n\nNow this is something I actually believe.", ">\n\n🎼 This is how it starrrts 🎶", ">\n\nI hope donald has a tape.", ">\n\nHe thinks he’s the godfather", ">\n\nDownvote every Trump story.", ">\n\nA statement that makes them both look terrible. GOOD", ">\n\nOoo the girls are fighting! Someone grab the popcorn!", ">\n\nDoes Trump have a fetish about crying men coming to him? The man is obsessed with crying men.", ">\n\nAnd we got a winner! Crying DeSantis!", ">\n\nAs a non-American I’m not entirely sure who DeSantis is, though I can see by the comments that he is not well liked. \nBut regardless of his politics, this feels like a weird thing to be arguing about in the news. So what if he did cry? Sometimes being passionate about something makes one cry. Maybe like some are suggesting it was faked. \nWhat’s important is, what does it tell other men when this is news and people are genuinely having this argument in the comments? Why are we still shaming people for feeling their feelings? Even people we don’t like?" ]

[ "Sooo, this means trump cried in front of someone when seeking endorsement? Putin?", ">\n\nExactly.", ">\n\nWell, now we know exactly who has something over him.", ">\n\nWe do, but we used to, too.", ">\n\nThanks, Mitch.", ">\n\nDonnie DOES love escalators…", ">\n\nSorry for the convenience", ">\n\nI wonder how man times he called Trump \"sir?\"", ">\n\nThis is how it went word for word.\n“Please sir, endorse me sir. How can I be as smart and as good looking as you sir? Or sir, [starts sobbing] you are so wonderful “", ">\n\nDesantis weakly salutes Dear Leader", ">\n\nThe mandatory real-fake cry claim does have Kim-Jong Il vibes.", ">\n\nRed-on-red crime is my favorite kind of crime.", ">\n\nThis one is great hecause half of their base appeal is as tough guys, so telling the nation that one of them was sobbing like a baby in front of the other is a solid move. Now Deathanus has to decide whether to just accept it and be belittled, or start to fight back and fracture the party. 10/10 can’t wait for season finale.", ">\n\nHalf of these guys wouldn’t know the difference between a hatchet and an axe and wouldn’t be able to load and shoot an AR. \nRepublicans in federal government are almost all what they would consider effeminate suburbanites.", ">\n\nIn reality yes. But we know they don’t live there. To them an obese man who wears makeup and lifted shoes while avoiding war because his feet hurt is the epitome of manly.", ">\n\nI love your username. For some reason, that line cracked up my wife and me and we say it all the time.", ">\n\nIt’s so funny how many people get the reference! Workaholics def had its fans but it was never a mainstream smash so it’s crazy how many people recognize one throwaway line from the show!\nNow get in my grapevan pls", ">\n\nCatherine Zeta Jones, she dips beneath lasers, oh oh oh", ">\n\nShe has entrapped me, and Sean Connery! OH oh OH. OH oh OHhh^hh^h", ">\n\nWhen two pieces of shit get together, there will be a whole lot of stories coming out", ">\n\nThis embarrassing DeSantis campaign ad will be played repeatedly as a hit piece. That was some insane level of bootlicking lol. For one rare moment, I think Trump is speaking the truth. DeSantis absolutely cried in front of him and maybe even got on his knees for an endorsement", ">\n\nI had to go show this to my grandma. She screams about Trump and DeSantis til her voice cracks. She said she’s never wished on anyone’s demise before them. And McConnell. The rage in her 4’11”, 74 year old body is immense.", ">\n\nSounds like you've got one righteous grandma", ">\n\nShe marched her lil ass out in January in DC to march with us during Trump’s inauguration. It was actually my 18th birthday and afterwards we stopped and had Ethiopian for the first time. Her first time trying any African food and she still talks about how much she loves it. She sat with me at a tattoo appointment and afterwards we got pizza and ice cream. I love her. She’s an amazing woman.", ">\n\n\nand afterwards we stopped and had Ethiopian\n\nColumbus Circle? Fantastic places up there", ">\n\nWish I could remember. The place was packed. My grandmother and I sat on the end of the table with the vegetarian platter (since i was vegan) so she mostly ate the veg stuff. It was amazing. There’s a good place up in Tampa (Queen of Sheba) but nowhere near as good as this place was.", ">\n\nHe's probably lying but I wouldn't be surprised if its true. Have you ever seen DeSantis in a debate or outside of his hand-picked media reporters? He's so socially awkward and unstable and has the charisma of a garden slug.", ">\n\nTrue. I have noticed him moving his jaw from side to side in nearly every news conference when someone else is at the podium. Odd.", ">\n\nHe's got some kind of behavioral issue. He was never an appealing candidate, but he's surrounded himself and insulated himself with a core group of very politically savvy extremists that are the ones propelling him forward. He's not the political \"genius\" the media paints him out to be. His handlers are but he's an empty suit being controlled by puppeteers.", ">\n\nThat is actually slightly reassuring for someone not so in the know about him, like myself.", ">\n\nIt shouldn't be though. If you start looking in to his core group of advisors and backers these are some terrifying people.", ">\n\nIn so much as it shows his limitations.", ">\n\nTrue, he has many weaknesses. But they cover for them well.", ">\n\nTrump is desperate to make his opponents look effete to distract from his needing to have his hand held as we walked down a ramp or having to grasp a glass with two small hands or needing the power of the military to help him beat Covid.", ">\n\nCovfefe", ">\n\nHamburder flu", ">\n\nPerpetrated by the radical left gang member known as the “Hamburglar”", ">\n\nRobble robble", ">\n\nLots of self-proclaimed “alpha males” are wrestling with some cognitive dissonance today.", ">\n\nThey'll figure it out after praying to their favorite NFT of the day", ">\n\nDeSantis's response is going to be \"you know what makes me cry? CRT. Please clap.\"", ">\n\nIt was Jeb Bush that said “please clap.”", ">\n\nStandard playbook. Muddy the waters to make your opponent look “just as bad or worse” than you.", ">\n\nOr at least make up enough stories so that sane people with busy lives aren’t sure anymore. It’s what they’ve done for Zelenskyy, Thunberg, and Fauci.\nThat being said I wouldn’t be surprised if Desantis cried.", ">\n\nOn the one hand, Trump claims this any time he tells a story about anyone asking him for anything. \"He came to me with tears in his eyes.\" It's a bizarre piece of rhetoric he employs at every given opportunity. I think he thinks it makes him look magnanimous while simultaneously making the other person look weak. I have doubts that anyone has expressed any emotion in front of the man for less than $50,000 any time in the past 20 years.\nOn the other hand, DeSantis has no heart, can probably cry on command, and will crawl on his hands and knees across broken glass to jerk off a syphilitic stray dog into his own mouth if it means he gets what he wants.", ">\n\nNow thats an awful image!", ">\n\nThank you, I crafted it while taking a dump.", ">\n\nHope Georgia prosecutors doesn't forget the tweet where Trump admitted to interfering in the Florida election to make sure Desantis won.", ">\n\nAnd everybody clapped.", ">\n\nI dunno, I imagine a lot of people cry when they have to interact with him.", ">\n\nDesantis...\"I've seen the pee tape, and it is the most humiliation thing I've ever seen. Donald even got some in his mouth.\"", ">\n\nIt's just DJT pissing up into his own mouth on a bed the Obama's slept on at the Kremlin", ">\n\nTo be fair, getting a close up whiff of scrambled Sudafed and BigMac diaper blowouts tends to make one’s eyes run a bit.", ">\n\nDesantis is garbage. But this story likely isn't true. Trump claims people cry in front of him all the time. Many of those people aren't even real, they are just folks he made up in his head in the moment. \n\"This big guy, some say a former marine, a lot of people are saying it, really big, tough guy, and he came to me, tears in his eyes, and he said 'Mister Trump, you saved my life,' and it's true, I did save his life, I fought next to him in Afghanistan, that's what people are saying, and you know what? Maybe they're right, maybe I did kill 100 terrorists, because I know terrorists, some of them are my friends, and I say to terrorists, stop with that terror, and you know what? They stop. No one else knows terror and anti-terror like I do, just like that marine said.\"", ">\n\nRoflcopter", ">\n\nTrump knows whatever shit he says in the media will be reported like it was fact first and have to be proven false later", ">\n\n\n\"There were tears coming down from his eyes. He said: 'If you endorse me, I'll win,'\" said Trump.\n\nlmao trump couldnt come up with something better than this?", ">\n\nSeriously lol. It has a lot of \"and then everyone clapped\" energy.", ">\n\nWow who's gonna vote for Little Crybaby Ronnie?", ">\n\nWell as hard as it is to say it, I believe Trump this time. He just left out that they cried together, holding each other in a swampy embrace. Their Depends touching each other and their tentacles creep out and conjoin so they may exchange long protein strings.", ">\n\nTrump: [proceeds to unzip pantaloons]", ">\n\n\npantaloons\n\nrich people pants", ">\n\nNo, it’s crazypants. Right there in the name: pant-of-loons.", ">\n\nSuper convincing story, just trust him it's true. He's a business man! How else can he be so rich if not being totally honest? Btw the water pressure sucks in Florida, you have to flush multiple times. Terrible, terrible leader.", ">\n\n“He said ‘Sir…’”", ">\n\nLying liars lie.", ">\n\nBigly.", ">\n\nTrump says ~~Santos~~ DeSantis cried. ~~Santos~~ DeSantis will claim that he didn't. One of these serial liars would be telling the truth. That has never happened before so the universe might just explode out of sheer surprise.\nEdit: wrong idiot", ">\n\nSantos or DeSantis?", ">\n\nTrump is such a beacon of truth and integrity. Add irony here.", ">\n\nPoor Cry Baby DeSantis", ">\n\n‘Big, strong’ men can’t stop crying around President Trump. Just ask him.", ">\n\nTrump is unbelievable. After all these years he still sounds like a hurt 8 year old.", ">\n\nIt's times like this that having no history of telling any kind of truth really doesn't work in his favor, as much as I want to believe this.", ">\n\nLike everything else Trump has said, I’m sure this is 100% true.\nHe never lies, right?", ">\n\nTo try to make a rival look bad? He'd never do that.", ">\n\nWhile calling him sir. Yawn. We get it, Donald.", ">\n\nHe is a cringe factory and totally seems like type to cry for something when he really wants it, like a big baby.", ">\n\nLol. These people suck so bad.", ">\n\nCrying is okay, folks.\nTrump and DeSantis are shit people, but crying is okay.", ">\n\nProbably.... and Donald Trump poops himself and is a traitor.", ">\n\nFact: trump lies about everything. Fact: trump denigrates his opponents. As much as I want to believe this, it’s probably bull shit.", ">\n\nThey’re both liars, but somehow I believe this.", ">\n\nAnd then DJT shit his Depends.", ">\n\nWatching the republican party implode this election cycle is going to be schadenfreude like I’ve never experienced before.", ">\n\nEverything this piece of shit ever says is a lie. So I’m going to happily report that this is definitely more bullshit from this traitor’s mouth.\nThat being said, unfortunately his base will still eat this up. Because:\n-The Traitorous Piece of Shit said it so it must be true.\n-DeathSentence cried.\n-Crying is womanly.\n-DeathSentence is a woman.\n-MAGA MAGA MAGA\nSomewhere right now a group of Qdiots are saying some spaghetti style version of the exact talking points above.", ">\n\nTrump can piss in his pants because he wears absorbent diapers. It is probably a medical condition so he should not be ashamed.", ">\n\n\"He probably didn't even cry when he was a baby, and then he said..SIR!\"", ">\n\nStormy claims trump cried when she laughed at his mushroom dick", ">\n\nI had thought DeSantis was a SEAL, and therefore unlikely to be crying. I checked Wikipedia and found out the was a lawyer for the SEALs, so different. \nThen I read that he got a Bronze Star after his Iraq tour, but then I found out that the Bronze star is typically awarded as an upgrade from a MSM in combat zones. \nSo now I'm thinking that the crying story is totes believable.", ">\n\nSo…. By using logic we come to the conclusion that he made Trump cry, amiright? 😱", ">\n\nThis asshat is so fucking predictable.", ">\n\ndo you mean Desantis crying? Or Trump lying?", ">\n\nAnd called him sir", ">\n\nNext he'll call his wife ugly", ">\n\nOr say that she has secrets about where she worked.\nOr that his dad killed JFK.", ">\n\nNeither of these fascist deserve to be president.", ">\n\nletthemfight.gif", ">\n\nLet them fight. ding ding", ">\n\nLmao, let the feasting begin.", ">\n\nThis I will believe.", ">\n\nI also heard Trump claimed that anytime DeSantis had to open a jar that was too hard to open he came over to Trump's; in tears.", ">\n\nIt's scary how with the GOP's constant appeasement of the Orange Turd, I can actually see this happening. \nIs Trump lying? Most likely. But I can still see it happening.", ">\n\nAnd he's known for his consistent honesty, so I'm sure this happened.", ">\n\nTrump seems to always endorse people who cry in front of him, only to betray him later. Not a great judge of character if you ask me.", ">\n\nLet me guess, he called him 'Sir,' too. \nBuffoon.", ">\n\nHaha, this is where they've gotten to? \"Desantis is a booger-head and cried in front of me!\"", ">\n\nIt’s going to be fascinating to watch the Republican politicians try to take on trump knowing how deranged the base is. They went along with the insanity and even leaned into it like when Ronny D built a toy wall with his kid in the commercial. They must know it’s impossible to reason with these people. I can only imagine what it will look like when the Trump crazies set their sights on destroying DeSantis.", ">\n\nPlease run as an independent. Please.\nHe's the orange kryptonite to that void of charisma hack from Florida.", ">\n\nAs is with everything Donald says \nIt is more than likely Donald cried Infront of Ronald\nHaha Ronald and Donald", ">\n\nAnyone with \"nald\" needs to be blacklisted from politics.", ">\n\nAnyone with gop, conservative or Republicansl too", ">\n\nLet them eat each other, i for one am and will be enjoying the show", ">\n\nWatching two obese men get into a dick measuring contest is rather disturbing.", ">\n\nEspecially without an electron microscope.", ">\n\nKing Ron is too evil to cry. He has ZERO empathy or compassion. I bet he wouldn’t (or didn’t) cry over his own mother dying.", ">\n\nI didn't see any after the hurricanes or the apartment collapse.", ">\n\nDonald Trump can insult DeSantis on every level and watch Ronnie boy go back to kissing Trump's ass. Just like Ted Cruz. \nThe Republican collective lacks a spine since they clearly just accept incivility and childishness as virtues.", ">\n\nPointless article", ">\n\nI hope they both destroy each other. Our country needs a better leader than these two clowns", ">\n\nBegun, the douche wars have.", ">\n\nDude this is fucking hilarious. Let the GOP burn baby burn", ">\n\n\"It was incredible. I was having lunch at Mar-A-Lago and DeSantis walks up to me with tears in his eyes. And he said. You know what he said? He said 'Mister Trump, you're amazing. Everything a man could be. If you endorse me, I'll win. I'll give you anything you want.' And you know what I said? I said 'No way Jose. I'm the big cheese.' And you know what he did? He ran away crying in his little white boots. So sad. So sad.\"", ">\n\nBelievable until he said “Mr trump”.\nIt’s always “Sir” or “Mr President” when the Cheeto relays his big strong man with tears in his eyes stories.", ">\n\nCan you imagine what Republicans are going to release against Trump when he dies and it’s safe to talk?", ">\n\nThis battle between these two would be fucking hilarious if they didn’t have a serious chance of winning.", ">\n\nWho cares what he says. Hey media, just ignore him and report when he's convicted pretty please.", ">\n\nAs weak as Trump is right now, he knows how to put the hurt on competing right-wing grifters.", ">\n\nTrump wasn't kidding when he said he hasn't changed since he was in first grade. This is the kind of thing a bully tries to tell other kids to make the picked on kid in class look bad. Except the picked on kid deserves it this time so it's hard to feel bad for any of them.", ">\n\nSure, Don. We all 100% believe that's something that happened. Thanks for the update.", ">\n\nGotta hand it to him, Trump really knows how to play to the absolute basest and lowest common denominator of humanity.", ">\n\nMAGA is completely Middle School bullshit.", ">\n\nIs trump lying?\nOr is the torture guy a cry baby?", ">\n\nSmells like 2016 again", ">\n\nHe claims everyone cries when they beg him for something. Could it be they’re just tearing up over the noxious stench emanating from his depends?", ">\n\nBoth r whinny little b!tches", ">\n\nOh I’m sure Trump has leaked a tear or two during a ketchup-smearing tantrum.", ">\n\nThe smell from Trump’s diaper was really bad at the time.", ">\n\nWhen Donny starts losing in the primary and he turns his violent goons on his opponents, that's gonna be a good time. No wonder they all want to see him in jail or dead before the time comes.", ">\n\nThis one actually tracks as being true. DeSantis is a whiner in press conferences I can only imagine what crocodile tears he pulls out while trying to gain power.", ">\n\nNext he is going to say DeSantis sucked his dick and swallowed.", ">\n\nLmao we're in for a wild ride, folks!", ">\n\nI’m sure they both cried together holding each other’s bellies", ">\n\nHonestly I doubt it happened at all, the man spews bullshit nonstop but he's now made one of his most dangerous political rivals look weak. Honestly, Ron was most likely the next to the throne of the republican party. \nRonny needs to come out swinging to appeal to the base cos the base will belief anything that liar will say. \nSo is it a republican party or a maga party is gonna be the question", ">\n\nHe came to me with tears in his eyes and said “sir”", ">\n\nLol this is gonna be good 🍿", ">\n\nI’m thrilled both are running for president. I hope they both keep going. Split the vote!!", ">\n\nRon gave Don head guaranteed", ">\n\nNot sure which of these guys is a bigger idiot", ">\n\nThe one time I want Trump to not be lying…", ">\n\nI cant wait for this lame party of GOP incel s to continue to lose, they are all absolute fucking idiots who have nothing to offer except wining and being so passive and lame and sad sack loser fucking idiots, the worst shit for America, just fucking cry baby losers. Barf.", ">\n\n“Oh sir, sir, please endorse me sir…”", ">\n\nAh, so trmp cried in front of someone when he needed their support. putin? I bet it was putin.", ">\n\nCome on, his knees were starting to hurt!", ">\n\nBut did he “beg like a dog”? The Trumpees love the most crass belittlements. Crying isn’t humiliating enough.", ">\n\n\nTrump Claims DeSantis Cried in Front of Him While Seeking Endorsement\n\nFor once I believe him", ">\n\nThey're both dicks and deserve each other.", ">\n\nBecause crying, as a sign of empathy and emotions, is a crippling wound in the mind of Donald Trump.", ">\n\nUsually, everything that comes out of Trump's mouth is bullshit, but it would not surprise me one bit if it was true.", ">\n\nYea, straight up lie.", ">\n\nCrying is not a weakness. Having said that, both of these guys can get fucked.", ">\n\nIs this even newsworthy? Who cares.", ">\n\nDid we learn nothing from vintage commercials? You gotta save Kodak moments like this to enjoy and share with others on a later date", ">\n\nWhy wouldn’t we believe you Mr Trump, oh that’s right you lie and you hate DeSantis.", ">\n\n\nBig man, strong man, comes up to me - tears in his eyes - he says \"Sir...\"\n\n-", ">\n\nWell, I gotta say, I absolutely believe him . . . and I REALLY bet it looked just like John Turturro begging for his life in Miller's Crossing. \"I'm just a grifter, Trumpy! I'm a nobody!\"", ">\n\nOh man, this is going to get real entertaining if DeSantis starts swinging back. I hope he does, and doe snot just roll over thinking \"it's fine, I'll run in 2028\".\nHe must be aware that, if Trump somehow won in 2024, the country would once again go blue after 4 more years of Trump. The last time he won is poisoned the next 3 elections for republicans. So, DeSantis would have a much worse chance of winning if he waited until 2028. Especially after Trump inevitably attempts to change the rules to allow him to run for a 3rd term.\nThe Conservative subreddit was pretty much ready to ditch Trump after the midterms. They've cooled a bit on that now, and are not paying much attention to these little jabs. But seeing them tear themselves in half when the gloves come off between Trump and DeSantis would really be some quality entertainment.", ">\n\nWhatever you think about his popularity with the broader electorate I wouldn't want to see Trump win even the Republican nomination. If he gets his hands on the levers of power and he knows that constitutionally he is ineligible for another term then he will do everything and anything to retain his grip on power. His last term ended with rednecks shitting in the halls of Congress. Let's not flirt with the idea that letting him win the nomination is good for Democrats. That's some 2016 thinking", ">\n\nWhatever. According to Trump everybody who comes up to talk to him as tears in their eyes. I imagine they're just crying cuz they're too close to God damn Donald Trump.", ">\n\nTrump tells the truth for once.", ">\n\nWho cares? I’m so over this type of stuff…we need to debate policies, attack bad policies…move on from the useless insults.", ">\n\nWe need pics", ">\n\nI doubt this is true but I love that he's using this nonsense on someone who deserves it for once.", ">\n\nDeSantis \"I cry everytime I'm in close proximity to freshly cut onions\" 🤣😙", ">\n\nI'm gonna go ahead and assume this is true, just like I'm gonna go ahead and assume it means trump cried in front of the actual billionaires in control of the GOP when he sought their endorsement.", ">\n\nCan we stop talking about trump for the ever loving fucking love of god. We’re gonna wake up to, “trump doesn’t understand oat milk.” Like fuck off. But it’s hard to stop talking about a guy who sells papers right", ">\n\nTo be fair, if I was stuck in a room with Trump I'd probably cry too.", ">\n\nThis won’t matter to the right. They don’t care. This masculinity “gotcha” will totally miss them. The only way this will ever matter is if they want to leverage against DeSantis later. As long as he is really delivering for the fascists and white supremacists, nothing will matter.", ">\n\nI'm cool with trump's lies sabotaging the republican party.", ">\n\nPeople who give a shit about stuff like this are watching politics like it’s a TV show or sporting event. \nSad.", ">\n\nWow.....when two serial liars tell a story, which one do you believe?!", ">\n\nDesantis vs Trump in primaries is going to be the most ridiculously absurd schoolyard insult fight ever.", ">\n\nTrump lies as easily as he breathes. At this point I’d be way more surprised to hear he told the truth about something", ">\n\nMore of this, please. Rot from within. MORE MORE MORE!", ">\n\nYes. I’m certain this actually happened.", ">\n\nThis one gonna get nasty", ">\n\nHaha it’s going to be fun watching these dogs pee all over eachother", ">\n\nJust another absurd claim that can’t be proven one way or the other. Not that DeSatan isn’t a monstrous liar himself.", ">\n\nI believe it", ">\n\nSo with his track record of projection...\nWhat do you think the over under on trump crying videos existing are?", ">\n\nDeSantis cry? A physical impossibility!", ">\n\nI don't doubt it. He'll do anything to get power.", ">\n\nBig strong man, tears in his eyes.", ">\n\nAs I watch as our democratic republic swirls down the toilet, my only solace is watching these two psychopaths (Trump & DeSantis) go at each other's throats for the Presidency.", ">\n\nI didn't even know DeSantis was a trucker.", ">\n\nHe means his money shot in DeSantis face got him in the eyes, causing them to water. 💦", ">\n\nIt was probably the smell", ">\n\nI choose to believe this, because it’s hilarious to picture.", ">\n\nare they really wearing the exact same outfit lmao", ">\n\nI honestly kind of believe this.", ">\n\nTrump, if you have any kind of solid evidence on these claims, you better start producing them for the press because DeSantis is kicking your ass.", ">\n\nSo what? The two of you are cut from the same dicktater cloth.", ">\n\nLet em fight!", ">\n\nVideo/pics or stfu trumpie!", ">\n\nDon't get me wrong, I dislike DeSantis just as much, but only the orange blob would make fun of someone showing feelings and use it to win internet points.", ">\n\nMust have been the smell", ">\n\nHe just couldn’t keep that card in his pocket. The premature trump played himself.", ">\n\nCan’t out bitchboy this bitchboy", ">\n\nJust this once, I’m going to assume Donald Trump is telling the truth, because fuck Ron DeSantis.", ">\n\nThe thing is, who cares if he cried? I do not like RD (lived in Florida 5 years, moved to another state in 2021, mostly because of what Florida is turning into), but even if he did cry, so what? Trump’s gender lines are so dumb and archaic: crying mad bad.", ">\n\nit doesn't matter.\nif desantis cried desantis fans will say he's human. if joe biden cried desantis fans will say he's weak.", ">\n\nDid he call him “sir” too while crying?", ">\n\nIt brings me great joy that these meatheads are eating each other alive.\nGreat, great joy.", ">\n\nDid Deathanus take it with, or without KY?", ">\n\nYes! Let’s the flames begin!", ">\n\nI CANNOT wait for the primary debates.", ">\n\nStrong guy. Never cried before in his life. Came to me with tears in his eyes asking for my endorsement. What a guy. So disloyal now.", ">\n\nI hate both of them but DeSantis isn't a scared little child. This is a guy who played college baseball - he was a stud. The last person he'd ever cry in front of is Trump that's for sure.", ">\n\nPlaying college baseball has absolutely nothing to do with this lmao.", ">\n\nIt does, it shows he's not a wimp. I hate the fucker with a passion but don't believe he cried in front of Trump. If you played baseball or football in college you'd understand (but clearly you didn't.)", ">\n\nSo when do we get the small penis insults from Trump?", ">\n\nThis is so stupid. There's no evidence but it's still gonna start yet another stage of those twos pissing match and it's hilarious", ">\n\n\"....and then Ron felt trump's massive biceps and begged him to become his personal trainer. Then Ron begged trump to teach him how to cook, make love, and buy property.\"", ">\n\nDid daddy Rump make Ronnie cry", ">\n\nThe best part? This stuff works. I don't know whether I should be impressed by Trump or sad for his supporters. A little of both, I guess.", ">\n\nLol, shit getting real.", ">\n\nTrump trying to appeal to those personality types who buy into egocentric masculinity that doesn’t include boys crying. The same kind of dudes who have to carry firearms to feel safe in society. “Tough on the outside…., repressed, depressed and angry on the inside.”", ">\n\nSomehow I believe Trump on this one.", ">\n\nRon's got 24 hours to get in the booth and buck back with a diss track", ">\n\nThe tiny hands club", ">\n\nThat Desantis wall building video with his kids is the SIMPIEST thing ive ever seen, not only by a politician, but a man. \nTalk about a little germ\nI Believe this....", ">\n\nRepublicans hate any sign of weakness", ">\n\nThis is a story about a liar lying about a liar!", ">\n\nIt's like that empire strikes back seen between Vader and the Emperor. Except two fools 🤣 Space Balls 2 here we come.", ">\n\nThis is the ultimate conservative insult. No \"real man\" would cry, let alone in front of another \"real man\".", ">\n\nKen Watanabi: “Let them fight”", ">\n\nDeSantis is a scammer, they were probably crocodile tears just to manipulate Trump", ">\n\nI'm living for the day tough guy DimSantis bends over for Dear Leader.", ">\n\nNow this is something I actually believe.", ">\n\n🎼 This is how it starrrts 🎶", ">\n\nI hope donald has a tape.", ">\n\nHe thinks he’s the godfather", ">\n\nDownvote every Trump story.", ">\n\nA statement that makes them both look terrible. GOOD", ">\n\nOoo the girls are fighting! Someone grab the popcorn!", ">\n\nDoes Trump have a fetish about crying men coming to him? The man is obsessed with crying men.", ">\n\nAnd we got a winner! Crying DeSantis!", ">\n\nAs a non-American I’m not entirely sure who DeSantis is, though I can see by the comments that he is not well liked. \nBut regardless of his politics, this feels like a weird thing to be arguing about in the news. So what if he did cry? Sometimes being passionate about something makes one cry. Maybe like some are suggesting it was faked. \nWhat’s important is, what does it tell other men when this is news and people are genuinely having this argument in the comments? Why are we still shaming people for feeling their feelings? Even people we don’t like?", ">\n\nWas that before or after the blowjob ?" ]

[ "Sooo, this means trump cried in front of someone when seeking endorsement? Putin?", ">\n\nExactly.", ">\n\nWell, now we know exactly who has something over him.", ">\n\nWe do, but we used to, too.", ">\n\nThanks, Mitch.", ">\n\nDonnie DOES love escalators…", ">\n\nSorry for the convenience", ">\n\nI wonder how man times he called Trump \"sir?\"", ">\n\nThis is how it went word for word.\n“Please sir, endorse me sir. How can I be as smart and as good looking as you sir? Or sir, [starts sobbing] you are so wonderful “", ">\n\nDesantis weakly salutes Dear Leader", ">\n\nThe mandatory real-fake cry claim does have Kim-Jong Il vibes.", ">\n\nRed-on-red crime is my favorite kind of crime.", ">\n\nThis one is great hecause half of their base appeal is as tough guys, so telling the nation that one of them was sobbing like a baby in front of the other is a solid move. Now Deathanus has to decide whether to just accept it and be belittled, or start to fight back and fracture the party. 10/10 can’t wait for season finale.", ">\n\nHalf of these guys wouldn’t know the difference between a hatchet and an axe and wouldn’t be able to load and shoot an AR. \nRepublicans in federal government are almost all what they would consider effeminate suburbanites.", ">\n\nIn reality yes. But we know they don’t live there. To them an obese man who wears makeup and lifted shoes while avoiding war because his feet hurt is the epitome of manly.", ">\n\nI love your username. For some reason, that line cracked up my wife and me and we say it all the time.", ">\n\nIt’s so funny how many people get the reference! Workaholics def had its fans but it was never a mainstream smash so it’s crazy how many people recognize one throwaway line from the show!\nNow get in my grapevan pls", ">\n\nCatherine Zeta Jones, she dips beneath lasers, oh oh oh", ">\n\nShe has entrapped me, and Sean Connery! OH oh OH. OH oh OHhh^hh^h", ">\n\nWhen two pieces of shit get together, there will be a whole lot of stories coming out", ">\n\nThis embarrassing DeSantis campaign ad will be played repeatedly as a hit piece. That was some insane level of bootlicking lol. For one rare moment, I think Trump is speaking the truth. DeSantis absolutely cried in front of him and maybe even got on his knees for an endorsement", ">\n\nI had to go show this to my grandma. She screams about Trump and DeSantis til her voice cracks. She said she’s never wished on anyone’s demise before them. And McConnell. The rage in her 4’11”, 74 year old body is immense.", ">\n\nSounds like you've got one righteous grandma", ">\n\nShe marched her lil ass out in January in DC to march with us during Trump’s inauguration. It was actually my 18th birthday and afterwards we stopped and had Ethiopian for the first time. Her first time trying any African food and she still talks about how much she loves it. She sat with me at a tattoo appointment and afterwards we got pizza and ice cream. I love her. She’s an amazing woman.", ">\n\n\nand afterwards we stopped and had Ethiopian\n\nColumbus Circle? Fantastic places up there", ">\n\nWish I could remember. The place was packed. My grandmother and I sat on the end of the table with the vegetarian platter (since i was vegan) so she mostly ate the veg stuff. It was amazing. There’s a good place up in Tampa (Queen of Sheba) but nowhere near as good as this place was.", ">\n\nHe's probably lying but I wouldn't be surprised if its true. Have you ever seen DeSantis in a debate or outside of his hand-picked media reporters? He's so socially awkward and unstable and has the charisma of a garden slug.", ">\n\nTrue. I have noticed him moving his jaw from side to side in nearly every news conference when someone else is at the podium. Odd.", ">\n\nHe's got some kind of behavioral issue. He was never an appealing candidate, but he's surrounded himself and insulated himself with a core group of very politically savvy extremists that are the ones propelling him forward. He's not the political \"genius\" the media paints him out to be. His handlers are but he's an empty suit being controlled by puppeteers.", ">\n\nThat is actually slightly reassuring for someone not so in the know about him, like myself.", ">\n\nIt shouldn't be though. If you start looking in to his core group of advisors and backers these are some terrifying people.", ">\n\nIn so much as it shows his limitations.", ">\n\nTrue, he has many weaknesses. But they cover for them well.", ">\n\nTrump is desperate to make his opponents look effete to distract from his needing to have his hand held as we walked down a ramp or having to grasp a glass with two small hands or needing the power of the military to help him beat Covid.", ">\n\nCovfefe", ">\n\nHamburder flu", ">\n\nPerpetrated by the radical left gang member known as the “Hamburglar”", ">\n\nRobble robble", ">\n\nLots of self-proclaimed “alpha males” are wrestling with some cognitive dissonance today.", ">\n\nThey'll figure it out after praying to their favorite NFT of the day", ">\n\nDeSantis's response is going to be \"you know what makes me cry? CRT. Please clap.\"", ">\n\nIt was Jeb Bush that said “please clap.”", ">\n\nStandard playbook. Muddy the waters to make your opponent look “just as bad or worse” than you.", ">\n\nOr at least make up enough stories so that sane people with busy lives aren’t sure anymore. It’s what they’ve done for Zelenskyy, Thunberg, and Fauci.\nThat being said I wouldn’t be surprised if Desantis cried.", ">\n\nOn the one hand, Trump claims this any time he tells a story about anyone asking him for anything. \"He came to me with tears in his eyes.\" It's a bizarre piece of rhetoric he employs at every given opportunity. I think he thinks it makes him look magnanimous while simultaneously making the other person look weak. I have doubts that anyone has expressed any emotion in front of the man for less than $50,000 any time in the past 20 years.\nOn the other hand, DeSantis has no heart, can probably cry on command, and will crawl on his hands and knees across broken glass to jerk off a syphilitic stray dog into his own mouth if it means he gets what he wants.", ">\n\nNow thats an awful image!", ">\n\nThank you, I crafted it while taking a dump.", ">\n\nHope Georgia prosecutors doesn't forget the tweet where Trump admitted to interfering in the Florida election to make sure Desantis won.", ">\n\nAnd everybody clapped.", ">\n\nI dunno, I imagine a lot of people cry when they have to interact with him.", ">\n\nDesantis...\"I've seen the pee tape, and it is the most humiliation thing I've ever seen. Donald even got some in his mouth.\"", ">\n\nIt's just DJT pissing up into his own mouth on a bed the Obama's slept on at the Kremlin", ">\n\nTo be fair, getting a close up whiff of scrambled Sudafed and BigMac diaper blowouts tends to make one’s eyes run a bit.", ">\n\nDesantis is garbage. But this story likely isn't true. Trump claims people cry in front of him all the time. Many of those people aren't even real, they are just folks he made up in his head in the moment. \n\"This big guy, some say a former marine, a lot of people are saying it, really big, tough guy, and he came to me, tears in his eyes, and he said 'Mister Trump, you saved my life,' and it's true, I did save his life, I fought next to him in Afghanistan, that's what people are saying, and you know what? Maybe they're right, maybe I did kill 100 terrorists, because I know terrorists, some of them are my friends, and I say to terrorists, stop with that terror, and you know what? They stop. No one else knows terror and anti-terror like I do, just like that marine said.\"", ">\n\nRoflcopter", ">\n\nTrump knows whatever shit he says in the media will be reported like it was fact first and have to be proven false later", ">\n\n\n\"There were tears coming down from his eyes. He said: 'If you endorse me, I'll win,'\" said Trump.\n\nlmao trump couldnt come up with something better than this?", ">\n\nSeriously lol. It has a lot of \"and then everyone clapped\" energy.", ">\n\nWow who's gonna vote for Little Crybaby Ronnie?", ">\n\nWell as hard as it is to say it, I believe Trump this time. He just left out that they cried together, holding each other in a swampy embrace. Their Depends touching each other and their tentacles creep out and conjoin so they may exchange long protein strings.", ">\n\nTrump: [proceeds to unzip pantaloons]", ">\n\n\npantaloons\n\nrich people pants", ">\n\nNo, it’s crazypants. Right there in the name: pant-of-loons.", ">\n\nSuper convincing story, just trust him it's true. He's a business man! How else can he be so rich if not being totally honest? Btw the water pressure sucks in Florida, you have to flush multiple times. Terrible, terrible leader.", ">\n\n“He said ‘Sir…’”", ">\n\nLying liars lie.", ">\n\nBigly.", ">\n\nTrump says ~~Santos~~ DeSantis cried. ~~Santos~~ DeSantis will claim that he didn't. One of these serial liars would be telling the truth. That has never happened before so the universe might just explode out of sheer surprise.\nEdit: wrong idiot", ">\n\nSantos or DeSantis?", ">\n\nTrump is such a beacon of truth and integrity. Add irony here.", ">\n\nPoor Cry Baby DeSantis", ">\n\n‘Big, strong’ men can’t stop crying around President Trump. Just ask him.", ">\n\nTrump is unbelievable. After all these years he still sounds like a hurt 8 year old.", ">\n\nIt's times like this that having no history of telling any kind of truth really doesn't work in his favor, as much as I want to believe this.", ">\n\nLike everything else Trump has said, I’m sure this is 100% true.\nHe never lies, right?", ">\n\nTo try to make a rival look bad? He'd never do that.", ">\n\nWhile calling him sir. Yawn. We get it, Donald.", ">\n\nHe is a cringe factory and totally seems like type to cry for something when he really wants it, like a big baby.", ">\n\nLol. These people suck so bad.", ">\n\nCrying is okay, folks.\nTrump and DeSantis are shit people, but crying is okay.", ">\n\nProbably.... and Donald Trump poops himself and is a traitor.", ">\n\nFact: trump lies about everything. Fact: trump denigrates his opponents. As much as I want to believe this, it’s probably bull shit.", ">\n\nThey’re both liars, but somehow I believe this.", ">\n\nAnd then DJT shit his Depends.", ">\n\nWatching the republican party implode this election cycle is going to be schadenfreude like I’ve never experienced before.", ">\n\nEverything this piece of shit ever says is a lie. So I’m going to happily report that this is definitely more bullshit from this traitor’s mouth.\nThat being said, unfortunately his base will still eat this up. Because:\n-The Traitorous Piece of Shit said it so it must be true.\n-DeathSentence cried.\n-Crying is womanly.\n-DeathSentence is a woman.\n-MAGA MAGA MAGA\nSomewhere right now a group of Qdiots are saying some spaghetti style version of the exact talking points above.", ">\n\nTrump can piss in his pants because he wears absorbent diapers. It is probably a medical condition so he should not be ashamed.", ">\n\n\"He probably didn't even cry when he was a baby, and then he said..SIR!\"", ">\n\nStormy claims trump cried when she laughed at his mushroom dick", ">\n\nI had thought DeSantis was a SEAL, and therefore unlikely to be crying. I checked Wikipedia and found out the was a lawyer for the SEALs, so different. \nThen I read that he got a Bronze Star after his Iraq tour, but then I found out that the Bronze star is typically awarded as an upgrade from a MSM in combat zones. \nSo now I'm thinking that the crying story is totes believable.", ">\n\nSo…. By using logic we come to the conclusion that he made Trump cry, amiright? 😱", ">\n\nThis asshat is so fucking predictable.", ">\n\ndo you mean Desantis crying? Or Trump lying?", ">\n\nAnd called him sir", ">\n\nNext he'll call his wife ugly", ">\n\nOr say that she has secrets about where she worked.\nOr that his dad killed JFK.", ">\n\nNeither of these fascist deserve to be president.", ">\n\nletthemfight.gif", ">\n\nLet them fight. ding ding", ">\n\nLmao, let the feasting begin.", ">\n\nThis I will believe.", ">\n\nI also heard Trump claimed that anytime DeSantis had to open a jar that was too hard to open he came over to Trump's; in tears.", ">\n\nIt's scary how with the GOP's constant appeasement of the Orange Turd, I can actually see this happening. \nIs Trump lying? Most likely. But I can still see it happening.", ">\n\nAnd he's known for his consistent honesty, so I'm sure this happened.", ">\n\nTrump seems to always endorse people who cry in front of him, only to betray him later. Not a great judge of character if you ask me.", ">\n\nLet me guess, he called him 'Sir,' too. \nBuffoon.", ">\n\nHaha, this is where they've gotten to? \"Desantis is a booger-head and cried in front of me!\"", ">\n\nIt’s going to be fascinating to watch the Republican politicians try to take on trump knowing how deranged the base is. They went along with the insanity and even leaned into it like when Ronny D built a toy wall with his kid in the commercial. They must know it’s impossible to reason with these people. I can only imagine what it will look like when the Trump crazies set their sights on destroying DeSantis.", ">\n\nPlease run as an independent. Please.\nHe's the orange kryptonite to that void of charisma hack from Florida.", ">\n\nAs is with everything Donald says \nIt is more than likely Donald cried Infront of Ronald\nHaha Ronald and Donald", ">\n\nAnyone with \"nald\" needs to be blacklisted from politics.", ">\n\nAnyone with gop, conservative or Republicansl too", ">\n\nLet them eat each other, i for one am and will be enjoying the show", ">\n\nWatching two obese men get into a dick measuring contest is rather disturbing.", ">\n\nEspecially without an electron microscope.", ">\n\nKing Ron is too evil to cry. He has ZERO empathy or compassion. I bet he wouldn’t (or didn’t) cry over his own mother dying.", ">\n\nI didn't see any after the hurricanes or the apartment collapse.", ">\n\nDonald Trump can insult DeSantis on every level and watch Ronnie boy go back to kissing Trump's ass. Just like Ted Cruz. \nThe Republican collective lacks a spine since they clearly just accept incivility and childishness as virtues.", ">\n\nPointless article", ">\n\nI hope they both destroy each other. Our country needs a better leader than these two clowns", ">\n\nBegun, the douche wars have.", ">\n\nDude this is fucking hilarious. Let the GOP burn baby burn", ">\n\n\"It was incredible. I was having lunch at Mar-A-Lago and DeSantis walks up to me with tears in his eyes. And he said. You know what he said? He said 'Mister Trump, you're amazing. Everything a man could be. If you endorse me, I'll win. I'll give you anything you want.' And you know what I said? I said 'No way Jose. I'm the big cheese.' And you know what he did? He ran away crying in his little white boots. So sad. So sad.\"", ">\n\nBelievable until he said “Mr trump”.\nIt’s always “Sir” or “Mr President” when the Cheeto relays his big strong man with tears in his eyes stories.", ">\n\nCan you imagine what Republicans are going to release against Trump when he dies and it’s safe to talk?", ">\n\nThis battle between these two would be fucking hilarious if they didn’t have a serious chance of winning.", ">\n\nWho cares what he says. Hey media, just ignore him and report when he's convicted pretty please.", ">\n\nAs weak as Trump is right now, he knows how to put the hurt on competing right-wing grifters.", ">\n\nTrump wasn't kidding when he said he hasn't changed since he was in first grade. This is the kind of thing a bully tries to tell other kids to make the picked on kid in class look bad. Except the picked on kid deserves it this time so it's hard to feel bad for any of them.", ">\n\nSure, Don. We all 100% believe that's something that happened. Thanks for the update.", ">\n\nGotta hand it to him, Trump really knows how to play to the absolute basest and lowest common denominator of humanity.", ">\n\nMAGA is completely Middle School bullshit.", ">\n\nIs trump lying?\nOr is the torture guy a cry baby?", ">\n\nSmells like 2016 again", ">\n\nHe claims everyone cries when they beg him for something. Could it be they’re just tearing up over the noxious stench emanating from his depends?", ">\n\nBoth r whinny little b!tches", ">\n\nOh I’m sure Trump has leaked a tear or two during a ketchup-smearing tantrum.", ">\n\nThe smell from Trump’s diaper was really bad at the time.", ">\n\nWhen Donny starts losing in the primary and he turns his violent goons on his opponents, that's gonna be a good time. No wonder they all want to see him in jail or dead before the time comes.", ">\n\nThis one actually tracks as being true. DeSantis is a whiner in press conferences I can only imagine what crocodile tears he pulls out while trying to gain power.", ">\n\nNext he is going to say DeSantis sucked his dick and swallowed.", ">\n\nLmao we're in for a wild ride, folks!", ">\n\nI’m sure they both cried together holding each other’s bellies", ">\n\nHonestly I doubt it happened at all, the man spews bullshit nonstop but he's now made one of his most dangerous political rivals look weak. Honestly, Ron was most likely the next to the throne of the republican party. \nRonny needs to come out swinging to appeal to the base cos the base will belief anything that liar will say. \nSo is it a republican party or a maga party is gonna be the question", ">\n\nHe came to me with tears in his eyes and said “sir”", ">\n\nLol this is gonna be good 🍿", ">\n\nI’m thrilled both are running for president. I hope they both keep going. Split the vote!!", ">\n\nRon gave Don head guaranteed", ">\n\nNot sure which of these guys is a bigger idiot", ">\n\nThe one time I want Trump to not be lying…", ">\n\nI cant wait for this lame party of GOP incel s to continue to lose, they are all absolute fucking idiots who have nothing to offer except wining and being so passive and lame and sad sack loser fucking idiots, the worst shit for America, just fucking cry baby losers. Barf.", ">\n\n“Oh sir, sir, please endorse me sir…”", ">\n\nAh, so trmp cried in front of someone when he needed their support. putin? I bet it was putin.", ">\n\nCome on, his knees were starting to hurt!", ">\n\nBut did he “beg like a dog”? The Trumpees love the most crass belittlements. Crying isn’t humiliating enough.", ">\n\n\nTrump Claims DeSantis Cried in Front of Him While Seeking Endorsement\n\nFor once I believe him", ">\n\nThey're both dicks and deserve each other.", ">\n\nBecause crying, as a sign of empathy and emotions, is a crippling wound in the mind of Donald Trump.", ">\n\nUsually, everything that comes out of Trump's mouth is bullshit, but it would not surprise me one bit if it was true.", ">\n\nYea, straight up lie.", ">\n\nCrying is not a weakness. Having said that, both of these guys can get fucked.", ">\n\nIs this even newsworthy? Who cares.", ">\n\nDid we learn nothing from vintage commercials? You gotta save Kodak moments like this to enjoy and share with others on a later date", ">\n\nWhy wouldn’t we believe you Mr Trump, oh that’s right you lie and you hate DeSantis.", ">\n\n\nBig man, strong man, comes up to me - tears in his eyes - he says \"Sir...\"\n\n-", ">\n\nWell, I gotta say, I absolutely believe him . . . and I REALLY bet it looked just like John Turturro begging for his life in Miller's Crossing. \"I'm just a grifter, Trumpy! I'm a nobody!\"", ">\n\nOh man, this is going to get real entertaining if DeSantis starts swinging back. I hope he does, and doe snot just roll over thinking \"it's fine, I'll run in 2028\".\nHe must be aware that, if Trump somehow won in 2024, the country would once again go blue after 4 more years of Trump. The last time he won is poisoned the next 3 elections for republicans. So, DeSantis would have a much worse chance of winning if he waited until 2028. Especially after Trump inevitably attempts to change the rules to allow him to run for a 3rd term.\nThe Conservative subreddit was pretty much ready to ditch Trump after the midterms. They've cooled a bit on that now, and are not paying much attention to these little jabs. But seeing them tear themselves in half when the gloves come off between Trump and DeSantis would really be some quality entertainment.", ">\n\nWhatever you think about his popularity with the broader electorate I wouldn't want to see Trump win even the Republican nomination. If he gets his hands on the levers of power and he knows that constitutionally he is ineligible for another term then he will do everything and anything to retain his grip on power. His last term ended with rednecks shitting in the halls of Congress. Let's not flirt with the idea that letting him win the nomination is good for Democrats. That's some 2016 thinking", ">\n\nWhatever. According to Trump everybody who comes up to talk to him as tears in their eyes. I imagine they're just crying cuz they're too close to God damn Donald Trump.", ">\n\nTrump tells the truth for once.", ">\n\nWho cares? I’m so over this type of stuff…we need to debate policies, attack bad policies…move on from the useless insults.", ">\n\nWe need pics", ">\n\nI doubt this is true but I love that he's using this nonsense on someone who deserves it for once.", ">\n\nDeSantis \"I cry everytime I'm in close proximity to freshly cut onions\" 🤣😙", ">\n\nI'm gonna go ahead and assume this is true, just like I'm gonna go ahead and assume it means trump cried in front of the actual billionaires in control of the GOP when he sought their endorsement.", ">\n\nCan we stop talking about trump for the ever loving fucking love of god. We’re gonna wake up to, “trump doesn’t understand oat milk.” Like fuck off. But it’s hard to stop talking about a guy who sells papers right", ">\n\nTo be fair, if I was stuck in a room with Trump I'd probably cry too.", ">\n\nThis won’t matter to the right. They don’t care. This masculinity “gotcha” will totally miss them. The only way this will ever matter is if they want to leverage against DeSantis later. As long as he is really delivering for the fascists and white supremacists, nothing will matter.", ">\n\nI'm cool with trump's lies sabotaging the republican party.", ">\n\nPeople who give a shit about stuff like this are watching politics like it’s a TV show or sporting event. \nSad.", ">\n\nWow.....when two serial liars tell a story, which one do you believe?!", ">\n\nDesantis vs Trump in primaries is going to be the most ridiculously absurd schoolyard insult fight ever.", ">\n\nTrump lies as easily as he breathes. At this point I’d be way more surprised to hear he told the truth about something", ">\n\nMore of this, please. Rot from within. MORE MORE MORE!", ">\n\nYes. I’m certain this actually happened.", ">\n\nThis one gonna get nasty", ">\n\nHaha it’s going to be fun watching these dogs pee all over eachother", ">\n\nJust another absurd claim that can’t be proven one way or the other. Not that DeSatan isn’t a monstrous liar himself.", ">\n\nI believe it", ">\n\nSo with his track record of projection...\nWhat do you think the over under on trump crying videos existing are?", ">\n\nDeSantis cry? A physical impossibility!", ">\n\nI don't doubt it. He'll do anything to get power.", ">\n\nBig strong man, tears in his eyes.", ">\n\nAs I watch as our democratic republic swirls down the toilet, my only solace is watching these two psychopaths (Trump & DeSantis) go at each other's throats for the Presidency.", ">\n\nI didn't even know DeSantis was a trucker.", ">\n\nHe means his money shot in DeSantis face got him in the eyes, causing them to water. 💦", ">\n\nIt was probably the smell", ">\n\nI choose to believe this, because it’s hilarious to picture.", ">\n\nare they really wearing the exact same outfit lmao", ">\n\nI honestly kind of believe this.", ">\n\nTrump, if you have any kind of solid evidence on these claims, you better start producing them for the press because DeSantis is kicking your ass.", ">\n\nSo what? The two of you are cut from the same dicktater cloth.", ">\n\nLet em fight!", ">\n\nVideo/pics or stfu trumpie!", ">\n\nDon't get me wrong, I dislike DeSantis just as much, but only the orange blob would make fun of someone showing feelings and use it to win internet points.", ">\n\nMust have been the smell", ">\n\nHe just couldn’t keep that card in his pocket. The premature trump played himself.", ">\n\nCan’t out bitchboy this bitchboy", ">\n\nJust this once, I’m going to assume Donald Trump is telling the truth, because fuck Ron DeSantis.", ">\n\nThe thing is, who cares if he cried? I do not like RD (lived in Florida 5 years, moved to another state in 2021, mostly because of what Florida is turning into), but even if he did cry, so what? Trump’s gender lines are so dumb and archaic: crying mad bad.", ">\n\nit doesn't matter.\nif desantis cried desantis fans will say he's human. if joe biden cried desantis fans will say he's weak.", ">\n\nDid he call him “sir” too while crying?", ">\n\nIt brings me great joy that these meatheads are eating each other alive.\nGreat, great joy.", ">\n\nDid Deathanus take it with, or without KY?", ">\n\nYes! Let’s the flames begin!", ">\n\nI CANNOT wait for the primary debates.", ">\n\nStrong guy. Never cried before in his life. Came to me with tears in his eyes asking for my endorsement. What a guy. So disloyal now.", ">\n\nI hate both of them but DeSantis isn't a scared little child. This is a guy who played college baseball - he was a stud. The last person he'd ever cry in front of is Trump that's for sure.", ">\n\nPlaying college baseball has absolutely nothing to do with this lmao.", ">\n\nIt does, it shows he's not a wimp. I hate the fucker with a passion but don't believe he cried in front of Trump. If you played baseball or football in college you'd understand (but clearly you didn't.)", ">\n\nSo when do we get the small penis insults from Trump?", ">\n\nThis is so stupid. There's no evidence but it's still gonna start yet another stage of those twos pissing match and it's hilarious", ">\n\n\"....and then Ron felt trump's massive biceps and begged him to become his personal trainer. Then Ron begged trump to teach him how to cook, make love, and buy property.\"", ">\n\nDid daddy Rump make Ronnie cry", ">\n\nThe best part? This stuff works. I don't know whether I should be impressed by Trump or sad for his supporters. A little of both, I guess.", ">\n\nLol, shit getting real.", ">\n\nTrump trying to appeal to those personality types who buy into egocentric masculinity that doesn’t include boys crying. The same kind of dudes who have to carry firearms to feel safe in society. “Tough on the outside…., repressed, depressed and angry on the inside.”", ">\n\nSomehow I believe Trump on this one.", ">\n\nRon's got 24 hours to get in the booth and buck back with a diss track", ">\n\nThe tiny hands club", ">\n\nThat Desantis wall building video with his kids is the SIMPIEST thing ive ever seen, not only by a politician, but a man. \nTalk about a little germ\nI Believe this....", ">\n\nRepublicans hate any sign of weakness", ">\n\nThis is a story about a liar lying about a liar!", ">\n\nIt's like that empire strikes back seen between Vader and the Emperor. Except two fools 🤣 Space Balls 2 here we come.", ">\n\nThis is the ultimate conservative insult. No \"real man\" would cry, let alone in front of another \"real man\".", ">\n\nKen Watanabi: “Let them fight”", ">\n\nDeSantis is a scammer, they were probably crocodile tears just to manipulate Trump", ">\n\nI'm living for the day tough guy DimSantis bends over for Dear Leader.", ">\n\nNow this is something I actually believe.", ">\n\n🎼 This is how it starrrts 🎶", ">\n\nI hope donald has a tape.", ">\n\nHe thinks he’s the godfather", ">\n\nDownvote every Trump story.", ">\n\nA statement that makes them both look terrible. GOOD", ">\n\nOoo the girls are fighting! Someone grab the popcorn!", ">\n\nDoes Trump have a fetish about crying men coming to him? The man is obsessed with crying men.", ">\n\nAnd we got a winner! Crying DeSantis!", ">\n\nAs a non-American I’m not entirely sure who DeSantis is, though I can see by the comments that he is not well liked. \nBut regardless of his politics, this feels like a weird thing to be arguing about in the news. So what if he did cry? Sometimes being passionate about something makes one cry. Maybe like some are suggesting it was faked. \nWhat’s important is, what does it tell other men when this is news and people are genuinely having this argument in the comments? Why are we still shaming people for feeling their feelings? Even people we don’t like?", ">\n\nWas that before or after the blowjob ?", ">\n\nHe needs to see what tears of laughter look like. He's probably telling Trump that he didn't need his approval to run for anything." ]

[ "Sooo, this means trump cried in front of someone when seeking endorsement? Putin?", ">\n\nExactly.", ">\n\nWell, now we know exactly who has something over him.", ">\n\nWe do, but we used to, too.", ">\n\nThanks, Mitch.", ">\n\nDonnie DOES love escalators…", ">\n\nSorry for the convenience", ">\n\nI wonder how man times he called Trump \"sir?\"", ">\n\nThis is how it went word for word.\n“Please sir, endorse me sir. How can I be as smart and as good looking as you sir? Or sir, [starts sobbing] you are so wonderful “", ">\n\nDesantis weakly salutes Dear Leader", ">\n\nThe mandatory real-fake cry claim does have Kim-Jong Il vibes.", ">\n\nRed-on-red crime is my favorite kind of crime.", ">\n\nThis one is great hecause half of their base appeal is as tough guys, so telling the nation that one of them was sobbing like a baby in front of the other is a solid move. Now Deathanus has to decide whether to just accept it and be belittled, or start to fight back and fracture the party. 10/10 can’t wait for season finale.", ">\n\nHalf of these guys wouldn’t know the difference between a hatchet and an axe and wouldn’t be able to load and shoot an AR. \nRepublicans in federal government are almost all what they would consider effeminate suburbanites.", ">\n\nIn reality yes. But we know they don’t live there. To them an obese man who wears makeup and lifted shoes while avoiding war because his feet hurt is the epitome of manly.", ">\n\nI love your username. For some reason, that line cracked up my wife and me and we say it all the time.", ">\n\nIt’s so funny how many people get the reference! Workaholics def had its fans but it was never a mainstream smash so it’s crazy how many people recognize one throwaway line from the show!\nNow get in my grapevan pls", ">\n\nCatherine Zeta Jones, she dips beneath lasers, oh oh oh", ">\n\nShe has entrapped me, and Sean Connery! OH oh OH. OH oh OHhh^hh^h", ">\n\nWhen two pieces of shit get together, there will be a whole lot of stories coming out", ">\n\nThis embarrassing DeSantis campaign ad will be played repeatedly as a hit piece. That was some insane level of bootlicking lol. For one rare moment, I think Trump is speaking the truth. DeSantis absolutely cried in front of him and maybe even got on his knees for an endorsement", ">\n\nI had to go show this to my grandma. She screams about Trump and DeSantis til her voice cracks. She said she’s never wished on anyone’s demise before them. And McConnell. The rage in her 4’11”, 74 year old body is immense.", ">\n\nSounds like you've got one righteous grandma", ">\n\nShe marched her lil ass out in January in DC to march with us during Trump’s inauguration. It was actually my 18th birthday and afterwards we stopped and had Ethiopian for the first time. Her first time trying any African food and she still talks about how much she loves it. She sat with me at a tattoo appointment and afterwards we got pizza and ice cream. I love her. She’s an amazing woman.", ">\n\n\nand afterwards we stopped and had Ethiopian\n\nColumbus Circle? Fantastic places up there", ">\n\nWish I could remember. The place was packed. My grandmother and I sat on the end of the table with the vegetarian platter (since i was vegan) so she mostly ate the veg stuff. It was amazing. There’s a good place up in Tampa (Queen of Sheba) but nowhere near as good as this place was.", ">\n\nHe's probably lying but I wouldn't be surprised if its true. Have you ever seen DeSantis in a debate or outside of his hand-picked media reporters? He's so socially awkward and unstable and has the charisma of a garden slug.", ">\n\nTrue. I have noticed him moving his jaw from side to side in nearly every news conference when someone else is at the podium. Odd.", ">\n\nHe's got some kind of behavioral issue. He was never an appealing candidate, but he's surrounded himself and insulated himself with a core group of very politically savvy extremists that are the ones propelling him forward. He's not the political \"genius\" the media paints him out to be. His handlers are but he's an empty suit being controlled by puppeteers.", ">\n\nThat is actually slightly reassuring for someone not so in the know about him, like myself.", ">\n\nIt shouldn't be though. If you start looking in to his core group of advisors and backers these are some terrifying people.", ">\n\nIn so much as it shows his limitations.", ">\n\nTrue, he has many weaknesses. But they cover for them well.", ">\n\nTrump is desperate to make his opponents look effete to distract from his needing to have his hand held as we walked down a ramp or having to grasp a glass with two small hands or needing the power of the military to help him beat Covid.", ">\n\nCovfefe", ">\n\nHamburder flu", ">\n\nPerpetrated by the radical left gang member known as the “Hamburglar”", ">\n\nRobble robble", ">\n\nLots of self-proclaimed “alpha males” are wrestling with some cognitive dissonance today.", ">\n\nThey'll figure it out after praying to their favorite NFT of the day", ">\n\nDeSantis's response is going to be \"you know what makes me cry? CRT. Please clap.\"", ">\n\nIt was Jeb Bush that said “please clap.”", ">\n\nStandard playbook. Muddy the waters to make your opponent look “just as bad or worse” than you.", ">\n\nOr at least make up enough stories so that sane people with busy lives aren’t sure anymore. It’s what they’ve done for Zelenskyy, Thunberg, and Fauci.\nThat being said I wouldn’t be surprised if Desantis cried.", ">\n\nOn the one hand, Trump claims this any time he tells a story about anyone asking him for anything. \"He came to me with tears in his eyes.\" It's a bizarre piece of rhetoric he employs at every given opportunity. I think he thinks it makes him look magnanimous while simultaneously making the other person look weak. I have doubts that anyone has expressed any emotion in front of the man for less than $50,000 any time in the past 20 years.\nOn the other hand, DeSantis has no heart, can probably cry on command, and will crawl on his hands and knees across broken glass to jerk off a syphilitic stray dog into his own mouth if it means he gets what he wants.", ">\n\nNow thats an awful image!", ">\n\nThank you, I crafted it while taking a dump.", ">\n\nHope Georgia prosecutors doesn't forget the tweet where Trump admitted to interfering in the Florida election to make sure Desantis won.", ">\n\nAnd everybody clapped.", ">\n\nI dunno, I imagine a lot of people cry when they have to interact with him.", ">\n\nDesantis...\"I've seen the pee tape, and it is the most humiliation thing I've ever seen. Donald even got some in his mouth.\"", ">\n\nIt's just DJT pissing up into his own mouth on a bed the Obama's slept on at the Kremlin", ">\n\nTo be fair, getting a close up whiff of scrambled Sudafed and BigMac diaper blowouts tends to make one’s eyes run a bit.", ">\n\nDesantis is garbage. But this story likely isn't true. Trump claims people cry in front of him all the time. Many of those people aren't even real, they are just folks he made up in his head in the moment. \n\"This big guy, some say a former marine, a lot of people are saying it, really big, tough guy, and he came to me, tears in his eyes, and he said 'Mister Trump, you saved my life,' and it's true, I did save his life, I fought next to him in Afghanistan, that's what people are saying, and you know what? Maybe they're right, maybe I did kill 100 terrorists, because I know terrorists, some of them are my friends, and I say to terrorists, stop with that terror, and you know what? They stop. No one else knows terror and anti-terror like I do, just like that marine said.\"", ">\n\nRoflcopter", ">\n\nTrump knows whatever shit he says in the media will be reported like it was fact first and have to be proven false later", ">\n\n\n\"There were tears coming down from his eyes. He said: 'If you endorse me, I'll win,'\" said Trump.\n\nlmao trump couldnt come up with something better than this?", ">\n\nSeriously lol. It has a lot of \"and then everyone clapped\" energy.", ">\n\nWow who's gonna vote for Little Crybaby Ronnie?", ">\n\nWell as hard as it is to say it, I believe Trump this time. He just left out that they cried together, holding each other in a swampy embrace. Their Depends touching each other and their tentacles creep out and conjoin so they may exchange long protein strings.", ">\n\nTrump: [proceeds to unzip pantaloons]", ">\n\n\npantaloons\n\nrich people pants", ">\n\nNo, it’s crazypants. Right there in the name: pant-of-loons.", ">\n\nSuper convincing story, just trust him it's true. He's a business man! How else can he be so rich if not being totally honest? Btw the water pressure sucks in Florida, you have to flush multiple times. Terrible, terrible leader.", ">\n\n“He said ‘Sir…’”", ">\n\nLying liars lie.", ">\n\nBigly.", ">\n\nTrump says ~~Santos~~ DeSantis cried. ~~Santos~~ DeSantis will claim that he didn't. One of these serial liars would be telling the truth. That has never happened before so the universe might just explode out of sheer surprise.\nEdit: wrong idiot", ">\n\nSantos or DeSantis?", ">\n\nTrump is such a beacon of truth and integrity. Add irony here.", ">\n\nPoor Cry Baby DeSantis", ">\n\n‘Big, strong’ men can’t stop crying around President Trump. Just ask him.", ">\n\nTrump is unbelievable. After all these years he still sounds like a hurt 8 year old.", ">\n\nIt's times like this that having no history of telling any kind of truth really doesn't work in his favor, as much as I want to believe this.", ">\n\nLike everything else Trump has said, I’m sure this is 100% true.\nHe never lies, right?", ">\n\nTo try to make a rival look bad? He'd never do that.", ">\n\nWhile calling him sir. Yawn. We get it, Donald.", ">\n\nHe is a cringe factory and totally seems like type to cry for something when he really wants it, like a big baby.", ">\n\nLol. These people suck so bad.", ">\n\nCrying is okay, folks.\nTrump and DeSantis are shit people, but crying is okay.", ">\n\nProbably.... and Donald Trump poops himself and is a traitor.", ">\n\nFact: trump lies about everything. Fact: trump denigrates his opponents. As much as I want to believe this, it’s probably bull shit.", ">\n\nThey’re both liars, but somehow I believe this.", ">\n\nAnd then DJT shit his Depends.", ">\n\nWatching the republican party implode this election cycle is going to be schadenfreude like I’ve never experienced before.", ">\n\nEverything this piece of shit ever says is a lie. So I’m going to happily report that this is definitely more bullshit from this traitor’s mouth.\nThat being said, unfortunately his base will still eat this up. Because:\n-The Traitorous Piece of Shit said it so it must be true.\n-DeathSentence cried.\n-Crying is womanly.\n-DeathSentence is a woman.\n-MAGA MAGA MAGA\nSomewhere right now a group of Qdiots are saying some spaghetti style version of the exact talking points above.", ">\n\nTrump can piss in his pants because he wears absorbent diapers. It is probably a medical condition so he should not be ashamed.", ">\n\n\"He probably didn't even cry when he was a baby, and then he said..SIR!\"", ">\n\nStormy claims trump cried when she laughed at his mushroom dick", ">\n\nI had thought DeSantis was a SEAL, and therefore unlikely to be crying. I checked Wikipedia and found out the was a lawyer for the SEALs, so different. \nThen I read that he got a Bronze Star after his Iraq tour, but then I found out that the Bronze star is typically awarded as an upgrade from a MSM in combat zones. \nSo now I'm thinking that the crying story is totes believable.", ">\n\nSo…. By using logic we come to the conclusion that he made Trump cry, amiright? 😱", ">\n\nThis asshat is so fucking predictable.", ">\n\ndo you mean Desantis crying? Or Trump lying?", ">\n\nAnd called him sir", ">\n\nNext he'll call his wife ugly", ">\n\nOr say that she has secrets about where she worked.\nOr that his dad killed JFK.", ">\n\nNeither of these fascist deserve to be president.", ">\n\nletthemfight.gif", ">\n\nLet them fight. ding ding", ">\n\nLmao, let the feasting begin.", ">\n\nThis I will believe.", ">\n\nI also heard Trump claimed that anytime DeSantis had to open a jar that was too hard to open he came over to Trump's; in tears.", ">\n\nIt's scary how with the GOP's constant appeasement of the Orange Turd, I can actually see this happening. \nIs Trump lying? Most likely. But I can still see it happening.", ">\n\nAnd he's known for his consistent honesty, so I'm sure this happened.", ">\n\nTrump seems to always endorse people who cry in front of him, only to betray him later. Not a great judge of character if you ask me.", ">\n\nLet me guess, he called him 'Sir,' too. \nBuffoon.", ">\n\nHaha, this is where they've gotten to? \"Desantis is a booger-head and cried in front of me!\"", ">\n\nIt’s going to be fascinating to watch the Republican politicians try to take on trump knowing how deranged the base is. They went along with the insanity and even leaned into it like when Ronny D built a toy wall with his kid in the commercial. They must know it’s impossible to reason with these people. I can only imagine what it will look like when the Trump crazies set their sights on destroying DeSantis.", ">\n\nPlease run as an independent. Please.\nHe's the orange kryptonite to that void of charisma hack from Florida.", ">\n\nAs is with everything Donald says \nIt is more than likely Donald cried Infront of Ronald\nHaha Ronald and Donald", ">\n\nAnyone with \"nald\" needs to be blacklisted from politics.", ">\n\nAnyone with gop, conservative or Republicansl too", ">\n\nLet them eat each other, i for one am and will be enjoying the show", ">\n\nWatching two obese men get into a dick measuring contest is rather disturbing.", ">\n\nEspecially without an electron microscope.", ">\n\nKing Ron is too evil to cry. He has ZERO empathy or compassion. I bet he wouldn’t (or didn’t) cry over his own mother dying.", ">\n\nI didn't see any after the hurricanes or the apartment collapse.", ">\n\nDonald Trump can insult DeSantis on every level and watch Ronnie boy go back to kissing Trump's ass. Just like Ted Cruz. \nThe Republican collective lacks a spine since they clearly just accept incivility and childishness as virtues.", ">\n\nPointless article", ">\n\nI hope they both destroy each other. Our country needs a better leader than these two clowns", ">\n\nBegun, the douche wars have.", ">\n\nDude this is fucking hilarious. Let the GOP burn baby burn", ">\n\n\"It was incredible. I was having lunch at Mar-A-Lago and DeSantis walks up to me with tears in his eyes. And he said. You know what he said? He said 'Mister Trump, you're amazing. Everything a man could be. If you endorse me, I'll win. I'll give you anything you want.' And you know what I said? I said 'No way Jose. I'm the big cheese.' And you know what he did? He ran away crying in his little white boots. So sad. So sad.\"", ">\n\nBelievable until he said “Mr trump”.\nIt’s always “Sir” or “Mr President” when the Cheeto relays his big strong man with tears in his eyes stories.", ">\n\nCan you imagine what Republicans are going to release against Trump when he dies and it’s safe to talk?", ">\n\nThis battle between these two would be fucking hilarious if they didn’t have a serious chance of winning.", ">\n\nWho cares what he says. Hey media, just ignore him and report when he's convicted pretty please.", ">\n\nAs weak as Trump is right now, he knows how to put the hurt on competing right-wing grifters.", ">\n\nTrump wasn't kidding when he said he hasn't changed since he was in first grade. This is the kind of thing a bully tries to tell other kids to make the picked on kid in class look bad. Except the picked on kid deserves it this time so it's hard to feel bad for any of them.", ">\n\nSure, Don. We all 100% believe that's something that happened. Thanks for the update.", ">\n\nGotta hand it to him, Trump really knows how to play to the absolute basest and lowest common denominator of humanity.", ">\n\nMAGA is completely Middle School bullshit.", ">\n\nIs trump lying?\nOr is the torture guy a cry baby?", ">\n\nSmells like 2016 again", ">\n\nHe claims everyone cries when they beg him for something. Could it be they’re just tearing up over the noxious stench emanating from his depends?", ">\n\nBoth r whinny little b!tches", ">\n\nOh I’m sure Trump has leaked a tear or two during a ketchup-smearing tantrum.", ">\n\nThe smell from Trump’s diaper was really bad at the time.", ">\n\nWhen Donny starts losing in the primary and he turns his violent goons on his opponents, that's gonna be a good time. No wonder they all want to see him in jail or dead before the time comes.", ">\n\nThis one actually tracks as being true. DeSantis is a whiner in press conferences I can only imagine what crocodile tears he pulls out while trying to gain power.", ">\n\nNext he is going to say DeSantis sucked his dick and swallowed.", ">\n\nLmao we're in for a wild ride, folks!", ">\n\nI’m sure they both cried together holding each other’s bellies", ">\n\nHonestly I doubt it happened at all, the man spews bullshit nonstop but he's now made one of his most dangerous political rivals look weak. Honestly, Ron was most likely the next to the throne of the republican party. \nRonny needs to come out swinging to appeal to the base cos the base will belief anything that liar will say. \nSo is it a republican party or a maga party is gonna be the question", ">\n\nHe came to me with tears in his eyes and said “sir”", ">\n\nLol this is gonna be good 🍿", ">\n\nI’m thrilled both are running for president. I hope they both keep going. Split the vote!!", ">\n\nRon gave Don head guaranteed", ">\n\nNot sure which of these guys is a bigger idiot", ">\n\nThe one time I want Trump to not be lying…", ">\n\nI cant wait for this lame party of GOP incel s to continue to lose, they are all absolute fucking idiots who have nothing to offer except wining and being so passive and lame and sad sack loser fucking idiots, the worst shit for America, just fucking cry baby losers. Barf.", ">\n\n“Oh sir, sir, please endorse me sir…”", ">\n\nAh, so trmp cried in front of someone when he needed their support. putin? I bet it was putin.", ">\n\nCome on, his knees were starting to hurt!", ">\n\nBut did he “beg like a dog”? The Trumpees love the most crass belittlements. Crying isn’t humiliating enough.", ">\n\n\nTrump Claims DeSantis Cried in Front of Him While Seeking Endorsement\n\nFor once I believe him", ">\n\nThey're both dicks and deserve each other.", ">\n\nBecause crying, as a sign of empathy and emotions, is a crippling wound in the mind of Donald Trump.", ">\n\nUsually, everything that comes out of Trump's mouth is bullshit, but it would not surprise me one bit if it was true.", ">\n\nYea, straight up lie.", ">\n\nCrying is not a weakness. Having said that, both of these guys can get fucked.", ">\n\nIs this even newsworthy? Who cares.", ">\n\nDid we learn nothing from vintage commercials? You gotta save Kodak moments like this to enjoy and share with others on a later date", ">\n\nWhy wouldn’t we believe you Mr Trump, oh that’s right you lie and you hate DeSantis.", ">\n\n\nBig man, strong man, comes up to me - tears in his eyes - he says \"Sir...\"\n\n-", ">\n\nWell, I gotta say, I absolutely believe him . . . and I REALLY bet it looked just like John Turturro begging for his life in Miller's Crossing. \"I'm just a grifter, Trumpy! I'm a nobody!\"", ">\n\nOh man, this is going to get real entertaining if DeSantis starts swinging back. I hope he does, and doe snot just roll over thinking \"it's fine, I'll run in 2028\".\nHe must be aware that, if Trump somehow won in 2024, the country would once again go blue after 4 more years of Trump. The last time he won is poisoned the next 3 elections for republicans. So, DeSantis would have a much worse chance of winning if he waited until 2028. Especially after Trump inevitably attempts to change the rules to allow him to run for a 3rd term.\nThe Conservative subreddit was pretty much ready to ditch Trump after the midterms. They've cooled a bit on that now, and are not paying much attention to these little jabs. But seeing them tear themselves in half when the gloves come off between Trump and DeSantis would really be some quality entertainment.", ">\n\nWhatever you think about his popularity with the broader electorate I wouldn't want to see Trump win even the Republican nomination. If he gets his hands on the levers of power and he knows that constitutionally he is ineligible for another term then he will do everything and anything to retain his grip on power. His last term ended with rednecks shitting in the halls of Congress. Let's not flirt with the idea that letting him win the nomination is good for Democrats. That's some 2016 thinking", ">\n\nWhatever. According to Trump everybody who comes up to talk to him as tears in their eyes. I imagine they're just crying cuz they're too close to God damn Donald Trump.", ">\n\nTrump tells the truth for once.", ">\n\nWho cares? I’m so over this type of stuff…we need to debate policies, attack bad policies…move on from the useless insults.", ">\n\nWe need pics", ">\n\nI doubt this is true but I love that he's using this nonsense on someone who deserves it for once.", ">\n\nDeSantis \"I cry everytime I'm in close proximity to freshly cut onions\" 🤣😙", ">\n\nI'm gonna go ahead and assume this is true, just like I'm gonna go ahead and assume it means trump cried in front of the actual billionaires in control of the GOP when he sought their endorsement.", ">\n\nCan we stop talking about trump for the ever loving fucking love of god. We’re gonna wake up to, “trump doesn’t understand oat milk.” Like fuck off. But it’s hard to stop talking about a guy who sells papers right", ">\n\nTo be fair, if I was stuck in a room with Trump I'd probably cry too.", ">\n\nThis won’t matter to the right. They don’t care. This masculinity “gotcha” will totally miss them. The only way this will ever matter is if they want to leverage against DeSantis later. As long as he is really delivering for the fascists and white supremacists, nothing will matter.", ">\n\nI'm cool with trump's lies sabotaging the republican party.", ">\n\nPeople who give a shit about stuff like this are watching politics like it’s a TV show or sporting event. \nSad.", ">\n\nWow.....when two serial liars tell a story, which one do you believe?!", ">\n\nDesantis vs Trump in primaries is going to be the most ridiculously absurd schoolyard insult fight ever.", ">\n\nTrump lies as easily as he breathes. At this point I’d be way more surprised to hear he told the truth about something", ">\n\nMore of this, please. Rot from within. MORE MORE MORE!", ">\n\nYes. I’m certain this actually happened.", ">\n\nThis one gonna get nasty", ">\n\nHaha it’s going to be fun watching these dogs pee all over eachother", ">\n\nJust another absurd claim that can’t be proven one way or the other. Not that DeSatan isn’t a monstrous liar himself.", ">\n\nI believe it", ">\n\nSo with his track record of projection...\nWhat do you think the over under on trump crying videos existing are?", ">\n\nDeSantis cry? A physical impossibility!", ">\n\nI don't doubt it. He'll do anything to get power.", ">\n\nBig strong man, tears in his eyes.", ">\n\nAs I watch as our democratic republic swirls down the toilet, my only solace is watching these two psychopaths (Trump & DeSantis) go at each other's throats for the Presidency.", ">\n\nI didn't even know DeSantis was a trucker.", ">\n\nHe means his money shot in DeSantis face got him in the eyes, causing them to water. 💦", ">\n\nIt was probably the smell", ">\n\nI choose to believe this, because it’s hilarious to picture.", ">\n\nare they really wearing the exact same outfit lmao", ">\n\nI honestly kind of believe this.", ">\n\nTrump, if you have any kind of solid evidence on these claims, you better start producing them for the press because DeSantis is kicking your ass.", ">\n\nSo what? The two of you are cut from the same dicktater cloth.", ">\n\nLet em fight!", ">\n\nVideo/pics or stfu trumpie!", ">\n\nDon't get me wrong, I dislike DeSantis just as much, but only the orange blob would make fun of someone showing feelings and use it to win internet points.", ">\n\nMust have been the smell", ">\n\nHe just couldn’t keep that card in his pocket. The premature trump played himself.", ">\n\nCan’t out bitchboy this bitchboy", ">\n\nJust this once, I’m going to assume Donald Trump is telling the truth, because fuck Ron DeSantis.", ">\n\nThe thing is, who cares if he cried? I do not like RD (lived in Florida 5 years, moved to another state in 2021, mostly because of what Florida is turning into), but even if he did cry, so what? Trump’s gender lines are so dumb and archaic: crying mad bad.", ">\n\nit doesn't matter.\nif desantis cried desantis fans will say he's human. if joe biden cried desantis fans will say he's weak.", ">\n\nDid he call him “sir” too while crying?", ">\n\nIt brings me great joy that these meatheads are eating each other alive.\nGreat, great joy.", ">\n\nDid Deathanus take it with, or without KY?", ">\n\nYes! Let’s the flames begin!", ">\n\nI CANNOT wait for the primary debates.", ">\n\nStrong guy. Never cried before in his life. Came to me with tears in his eyes asking for my endorsement. What a guy. So disloyal now.", ">\n\nI hate both of them but DeSantis isn't a scared little child. This is a guy who played college baseball - he was a stud. The last person he'd ever cry in front of is Trump that's for sure.", ">\n\nPlaying college baseball has absolutely nothing to do with this lmao.", ">\n\nIt does, it shows he's not a wimp. I hate the fucker with a passion but don't believe he cried in front of Trump. If you played baseball or football in college you'd understand (but clearly you didn't.)", ">\n\nSo when do we get the small penis insults from Trump?", ">\n\nThis is so stupid. There's no evidence but it's still gonna start yet another stage of those twos pissing match and it's hilarious", ">\n\n\"....and then Ron felt trump's massive biceps and begged him to become his personal trainer. Then Ron begged trump to teach him how to cook, make love, and buy property.\"", ">\n\nDid daddy Rump make Ronnie cry", ">\n\nThe best part? This stuff works. I don't know whether I should be impressed by Trump or sad for his supporters. A little of both, I guess.", ">\n\nLol, shit getting real.", ">\n\nTrump trying to appeal to those personality types who buy into egocentric masculinity that doesn’t include boys crying. The same kind of dudes who have to carry firearms to feel safe in society. “Tough on the outside…., repressed, depressed and angry on the inside.”", ">\n\nSomehow I believe Trump on this one.", ">\n\nRon's got 24 hours to get in the booth and buck back with a diss track", ">\n\nThe tiny hands club", ">\n\nThat Desantis wall building video with his kids is the SIMPIEST thing ive ever seen, not only by a politician, but a man. \nTalk about a little germ\nI Believe this....", ">\n\nRepublicans hate any sign of weakness", ">\n\nThis is a story about a liar lying about a liar!", ">\n\nIt's like that empire strikes back seen between Vader and the Emperor. Except two fools 🤣 Space Balls 2 here we come.", ">\n\nThis is the ultimate conservative insult. No \"real man\" would cry, let alone in front of another \"real man\".", ">\n\nKen Watanabi: “Let them fight”", ">\n\nDeSantis is a scammer, they were probably crocodile tears just to manipulate Trump", ">\n\nI'm living for the day tough guy DimSantis bends over for Dear Leader.", ">\n\nNow this is something I actually believe.", ">\n\n🎼 This is how it starrrts 🎶", ">\n\nI hope donald has a tape.", ">\n\nHe thinks he’s the godfather", ">\n\nDownvote every Trump story.", ">\n\nA statement that makes them both look terrible. GOOD", ">\n\nOoo the girls are fighting! Someone grab the popcorn!", ">\n\nDoes Trump have a fetish about crying men coming to him? The man is obsessed with crying men.", ">\n\nAnd we got a winner! Crying DeSantis!", ">\n\nAs a non-American I’m not entirely sure who DeSantis is, though I can see by the comments that he is not well liked. \nBut regardless of his politics, this feels like a weird thing to be arguing about in the news. So what if he did cry? Sometimes being passionate about something makes one cry. Maybe like some are suggesting it was faked. \nWhat’s important is, what does it tell other men when this is news and people are genuinely having this argument in the comments? Why are we still shaming people for feeling their feelings? Even people we don’t like?", ">\n\nWas that before or after the blowjob ?", ">\n\nHe needs to see what tears of laughter look like. He's probably telling Trump that he didn't need his approval to run for anything.", ">\n\nWhy do you have people attacking you from all angles, Ron? Might it be because you are an obnoxious asshole?" ]

[ "Sooo, this means trump cried in front of someone when seeking endorsement? Putin?", ">\n\nExactly.", ">\n\nWell, now we know exactly who has something over him.", ">\n\nWe do, but we used to, too.", ">\n\nThanks, Mitch.", ">\n\nDonnie DOES love escalators…", ">\n\nSorry for the convenience", ">\n\nI wonder how man times he called Trump \"sir?\"", ">\n\nThis is how it went word for word.\n“Please sir, endorse me sir. How can I be as smart and as good looking as you sir? Or sir, [starts sobbing] you are so wonderful “", ">\n\nDesantis weakly salutes Dear Leader", ">\n\nThe mandatory real-fake cry claim does have Kim-Jong Il vibes.", ">\n\nRed-on-red crime is my favorite kind of crime.", ">\n\nThis one is great hecause half of their base appeal is as tough guys, so telling the nation that one of them was sobbing like a baby in front of the other is a solid move. Now Deathanus has to decide whether to just accept it and be belittled, or start to fight back and fracture the party. 10/10 can’t wait for season finale.", ">\n\nHalf of these guys wouldn’t know the difference between a hatchet and an axe and wouldn’t be able to load and shoot an AR. \nRepublicans in federal government are almost all what they would consider effeminate suburbanites.", ">\n\nIn reality yes. But we know they don’t live there. To them an obese man who wears makeup and lifted shoes while avoiding war because his feet hurt is the epitome of manly.", ">\n\nI love your username. For some reason, that line cracked up my wife and me and we say it all the time.", ">\n\nIt’s so funny how many people get the reference! Workaholics def had its fans but it was never a mainstream smash so it’s crazy how many people recognize one throwaway line from the show!\nNow get in my grapevan pls", ">\n\nCatherine Zeta Jones, she dips beneath lasers, oh oh oh", ">\n\nShe has entrapped me, and Sean Connery! OH oh OH. OH oh OHhh^hh^h", ">\n\nWhen two pieces of shit get together, there will be a whole lot of stories coming out", ">\n\nThis embarrassing DeSantis campaign ad will be played repeatedly as a hit piece. That was some insane level of bootlicking lol. For one rare moment, I think Trump is speaking the truth. DeSantis absolutely cried in front of him and maybe even got on his knees for an endorsement", ">\n\nI had to go show this to my grandma. She screams about Trump and DeSantis til her voice cracks. She said she’s never wished on anyone’s demise before them. And McConnell. The rage in her 4’11”, 74 year old body is immense.", ">\n\nSounds like you've got one righteous grandma", ">\n\nShe marched her lil ass out in January in DC to march with us during Trump’s inauguration. It was actually my 18th birthday and afterwards we stopped and had Ethiopian for the first time. Her first time trying any African food and she still talks about how much she loves it. She sat with me at a tattoo appointment and afterwards we got pizza and ice cream. I love her. She’s an amazing woman.", ">\n\n\nand afterwards we stopped and had Ethiopian\n\nColumbus Circle? Fantastic places up there", ">\n\nWish I could remember. The place was packed. My grandmother and I sat on the end of the table with the vegetarian platter (since i was vegan) so she mostly ate the veg stuff. It was amazing. There’s a good place up in Tampa (Queen of Sheba) but nowhere near as good as this place was.", ">\n\nHe's probably lying but I wouldn't be surprised if its true. Have you ever seen DeSantis in a debate or outside of his hand-picked media reporters? He's so socially awkward and unstable and has the charisma of a garden slug.", ">\n\nTrue. I have noticed him moving his jaw from side to side in nearly every news conference when someone else is at the podium. Odd.", ">\n\nHe's got some kind of behavioral issue. He was never an appealing candidate, but he's surrounded himself and insulated himself with a core group of very politically savvy extremists that are the ones propelling him forward. He's not the political \"genius\" the media paints him out to be. His handlers are but he's an empty suit being controlled by puppeteers.", ">\n\nThat is actually slightly reassuring for someone not so in the know about him, like myself.", ">\n\nIt shouldn't be though. If you start looking in to his core group of advisors and backers these are some terrifying people.", ">\n\nIn so much as it shows his limitations.", ">\n\nTrue, he has many weaknesses. But they cover for them well.", ">\n\nTrump is desperate to make his opponents look effete to distract from his needing to have his hand held as we walked down a ramp or having to grasp a glass with two small hands or needing the power of the military to help him beat Covid.", ">\n\nCovfefe", ">\n\nHamburder flu", ">\n\nPerpetrated by the radical left gang member known as the “Hamburglar”", ">\n\nRobble robble", ">\n\nLots of self-proclaimed “alpha males” are wrestling with some cognitive dissonance today.", ">\n\nThey'll figure it out after praying to their favorite NFT of the day", ">\n\nDeSantis's response is going to be \"you know what makes me cry? CRT. Please clap.\"", ">\n\nIt was Jeb Bush that said “please clap.”", ">\n\nStandard playbook. Muddy the waters to make your opponent look “just as bad or worse” than you.", ">\n\nOr at least make up enough stories so that sane people with busy lives aren’t sure anymore. It’s what they’ve done for Zelenskyy, Thunberg, and Fauci.\nThat being said I wouldn’t be surprised if Desantis cried.", ">\n\nOn the one hand, Trump claims this any time he tells a story about anyone asking him for anything. \"He came to me with tears in his eyes.\" It's a bizarre piece of rhetoric he employs at every given opportunity. I think he thinks it makes him look magnanimous while simultaneously making the other person look weak. I have doubts that anyone has expressed any emotion in front of the man for less than $50,000 any time in the past 20 years.\nOn the other hand, DeSantis has no heart, can probably cry on command, and will crawl on his hands and knees across broken glass to jerk off a syphilitic stray dog into his own mouth if it means he gets what he wants.", ">\n\nNow thats an awful image!", ">\n\nThank you, I crafted it while taking a dump.", ">\n\nHope Georgia prosecutors doesn't forget the tweet where Trump admitted to interfering in the Florida election to make sure Desantis won.", ">\n\nAnd everybody clapped.", ">\n\nI dunno, I imagine a lot of people cry when they have to interact with him.", ">\n\nDesantis...\"I've seen the pee tape, and it is the most humiliation thing I've ever seen. Donald even got some in his mouth.\"", ">\n\nIt's just DJT pissing up into his own mouth on a bed the Obama's slept on at the Kremlin", ">\n\nTo be fair, getting a close up whiff of scrambled Sudafed and BigMac diaper blowouts tends to make one’s eyes run a bit.", ">\n\nDesantis is garbage. But this story likely isn't true. Trump claims people cry in front of him all the time. Many of those people aren't even real, they are just folks he made up in his head in the moment. \n\"This big guy, some say a former marine, a lot of people are saying it, really big, tough guy, and he came to me, tears in his eyes, and he said 'Mister Trump, you saved my life,' and it's true, I did save his life, I fought next to him in Afghanistan, that's what people are saying, and you know what? Maybe they're right, maybe I did kill 100 terrorists, because I know terrorists, some of them are my friends, and I say to terrorists, stop with that terror, and you know what? They stop. No one else knows terror and anti-terror like I do, just like that marine said.\"", ">\n\nRoflcopter", ">\n\nTrump knows whatever shit he says in the media will be reported like it was fact first and have to be proven false later", ">\n\n\n\"There were tears coming down from his eyes. He said: 'If you endorse me, I'll win,'\" said Trump.\n\nlmao trump couldnt come up with something better than this?", ">\n\nSeriously lol. It has a lot of \"and then everyone clapped\" energy.", ">\n\nWow who's gonna vote for Little Crybaby Ronnie?", ">\n\nWell as hard as it is to say it, I believe Trump this time. He just left out that they cried together, holding each other in a swampy embrace. Their Depends touching each other and their tentacles creep out and conjoin so they may exchange long protein strings.", ">\n\nTrump: [proceeds to unzip pantaloons]", ">\n\n\npantaloons\n\nrich people pants", ">\n\nNo, it’s crazypants. Right there in the name: pant-of-loons.", ">\n\nSuper convincing story, just trust him it's true. He's a business man! How else can he be so rich if not being totally honest? Btw the water pressure sucks in Florida, you have to flush multiple times. Terrible, terrible leader.", ">\n\n“He said ‘Sir…’”", ">\n\nLying liars lie.", ">\n\nBigly.", ">\n\nTrump says ~~Santos~~ DeSantis cried. ~~Santos~~ DeSantis will claim that he didn't. One of these serial liars would be telling the truth. That has never happened before so the universe might just explode out of sheer surprise.\nEdit: wrong idiot", ">\n\nSantos or DeSantis?", ">\n\nTrump is such a beacon of truth and integrity. Add irony here.", ">\n\nPoor Cry Baby DeSantis", ">\n\n‘Big, strong’ men can’t stop crying around President Trump. Just ask him.", ">\n\nTrump is unbelievable. After all these years he still sounds like a hurt 8 year old.", ">\n\nIt's times like this that having no history of telling any kind of truth really doesn't work in his favor, as much as I want to believe this.", ">\n\nLike everything else Trump has said, I’m sure this is 100% true.\nHe never lies, right?", ">\n\nTo try to make a rival look bad? He'd never do that.", ">\n\nWhile calling him sir. Yawn. We get it, Donald.", ">\n\nHe is a cringe factory and totally seems like type to cry for something when he really wants it, like a big baby.", ">\n\nLol. These people suck so bad.", ">\n\nCrying is okay, folks.\nTrump and DeSantis are shit people, but crying is okay.", ">\n\nProbably.... and Donald Trump poops himself and is a traitor.", ">\n\nFact: trump lies about everything. Fact: trump denigrates his opponents. As much as I want to believe this, it’s probably bull shit.", ">\n\nThey’re both liars, but somehow I believe this.", ">\n\nAnd then DJT shit his Depends.", ">\n\nWatching the republican party implode this election cycle is going to be schadenfreude like I’ve never experienced before.", ">\n\nEverything this piece of shit ever says is a lie. So I’m going to happily report that this is definitely more bullshit from this traitor’s mouth.\nThat being said, unfortunately his base will still eat this up. Because:\n-The Traitorous Piece of Shit said it so it must be true.\n-DeathSentence cried.\n-Crying is womanly.\n-DeathSentence is a woman.\n-MAGA MAGA MAGA\nSomewhere right now a group of Qdiots are saying some spaghetti style version of the exact talking points above.", ">\n\nTrump can piss in his pants because he wears absorbent diapers. It is probably a medical condition so he should not be ashamed.", ">\n\n\"He probably didn't even cry when he was a baby, and then he said..SIR!\"", ">\n\nStormy claims trump cried when she laughed at his mushroom dick", ">\n\nI had thought DeSantis was a SEAL, and therefore unlikely to be crying. I checked Wikipedia and found out the was a lawyer for the SEALs, so different. \nThen I read that he got a Bronze Star after his Iraq tour, but then I found out that the Bronze star is typically awarded as an upgrade from a MSM in combat zones. \nSo now I'm thinking that the crying story is totes believable.", ">\n\nSo…. By using logic we come to the conclusion that he made Trump cry, amiright? 😱", ">\n\nThis asshat is so fucking predictable.", ">\n\ndo you mean Desantis crying? Or Trump lying?", ">\n\nAnd called him sir", ">\n\nNext he'll call his wife ugly", ">\n\nOr say that she has secrets about where she worked.\nOr that his dad killed JFK.", ">\n\nNeither of these fascist deserve to be president.", ">\n\nletthemfight.gif", ">\n\nLet them fight. ding ding", ">\n\nLmao, let the feasting begin.", ">\n\nThis I will believe.", ">\n\nI also heard Trump claimed that anytime DeSantis had to open a jar that was too hard to open he came over to Trump's; in tears.", ">\n\nIt's scary how with the GOP's constant appeasement of the Orange Turd, I can actually see this happening. \nIs Trump lying? Most likely. But I can still see it happening.", ">\n\nAnd he's known for his consistent honesty, so I'm sure this happened.", ">\n\nTrump seems to always endorse people who cry in front of him, only to betray him later. Not a great judge of character if you ask me.", ">\n\nLet me guess, he called him 'Sir,' too. \nBuffoon.", ">\n\nHaha, this is where they've gotten to? \"Desantis is a booger-head and cried in front of me!\"", ">\n\nIt’s going to be fascinating to watch the Republican politicians try to take on trump knowing how deranged the base is. They went along with the insanity and even leaned into it like when Ronny D built a toy wall with his kid in the commercial. They must know it’s impossible to reason with these people. I can only imagine what it will look like when the Trump crazies set their sights on destroying DeSantis.", ">\n\nPlease run as an independent. Please.\nHe's the orange kryptonite to that void of charisma hack from Florida.", ">\n\nAs is with everything Donald says \nIt is more than likely Donald cried Infront of Ronald\nHaha Ronald and Donald", ">\n\nAnyone with \"nald\" needs to be blacklisted from politics.", ">\n\nAnyone with gop, conservative or Republicansl too", ">\n\nLet them eat each other, i for one am and will be enjoying the show", ">\n\nWatching two obese men get into a dick measuring contest is rather disturbing.", ">\n\nEspecially without an electron microscope.", ">\n\nKing Ron is too evil to cry. He has ZERO empathy or compassion. I bet he wouldn’t (or didn’t) cry over his own mother dying.", ">\n\nI didn't see any after the hurricanes or the apartment collapse.", ">\n\nDonald Trump can insult DeSantis on every level and watch Ronnie boy go back to kissing Trump's ass. Just like Ted Cruz. \nThe Republican collective lacks a spine since they clearly just accept incivility and childishness as virtues.", ">\n\nPointless article", ">\n\nI hope they both destroy each other. Our country needs a better leader than these two clowns", ">\n\nBegun, the douche wars have.", ">\n\nDude this is fucking hilarious. Let the GOP burn baby burn", ">\n\n\"It was incredible. I was having lunch at Mar-A-Lago and DeSantis walks up to me with tears in his eyes. And he said. You know what he said? He said 'Mister Trump, you're amazing. Everything a man could be. If you endorse me, I'll win. I'll give you anything you want.' And you know what I said? I said 'No way Jose. I'm the big cheese.' And you know what he did? He ran away crying in his little white boots. So sad. So sad.\"", ">\n\nBelievable until he said “Mr trump”.\nIt’s always “Sir” or “Mr President” when the Cheeto relays his big strong man with tears in his eyes stories.", ">\n\nCan you imagine what Republicans are going to release against Trump when he dies and it’s safe to talk?", ">\n\nThis battle between these two would be fucking hilarious if they didn’t have a serious chance of winning.", ">\n\nWho cares what he says. Hey media, just ignore him and report when he's convicted pretty please.", ">\n\nAs weak as Trump is right now, he knows how to put the hurt on competing right-wing grifters.", ">\n\nTrump wasn't kidding when he said he hasn't changed since he was in first grade. This is the kind of thing a bully tries to tell other kids to make the picked on kid in class look bad. Except the picked on kid deserves it this time so it's hard to feel bad for any of them.", ">\n\nSure, Don. We all 100% believe that's something that happened. Thanks for the update.", ">\n\nGotta hand it to him, Trump really knows how to play to the absolute basest and lowest common denominator of humanity.", ">\n\nMAGA is completely Middle School bullshit.", ">\n\nIs trump lying?\nOr is the torture guy a cry baby?", ">\n\nSmells like 2016 again", ">\n\nHe claims everyone cries when they beg him for something. Could it be they’re just tearing up over the noxious stench emanating from his depends?", ">\n\nBoth r whinny little b!tches", ">\n\nOh I’m sure Trump has leaked a tear or two during a ketchup-smearing tantrum.", ">\n\nThe smell from Trump’s diaper was really bad at the time.", ">\n\nWhen Donny starts losing in the primary and he turns his violent goons on his opponents, that's gonna be a good time. No wonder they all want to see him in jail or dead before the time comes.", ">\n\nThis one actually tracks as being true. DeSantis is a whiner in press conferences I can only imagine what crocodile tears he pulls out while trying to gain power.", ">\n\nNext he is going to say DeSantis sucked his dick and swallowed.", ">\n\nLmao we're in for a wild ride, folks!", ">\n\nI’m sure they both cried together holding each other’s bellies", ">\n\nHonestly I doubt it happened at all, the man spews bullshit nonstop but he's now made one of his most dangerous political rivals look weak. Honestly, Ron was most likely the next to the throne of the republican party. \nRonny needs to come out swinging to appeal to the base cos the base will belief anything that liar will say. \nSo is it a republican party or a maga party is gonna be the question", ">\n\nHe came to me with tears in his eyes and said “sir”", ">\n\nLol this is gonna be good 🍿", ">\n\nI’m thrilled both are running for president. I hope they both keep going. Split the vote!!", ">\n\nRon gave Don head guaranteed", ">\n\nNot sure which of these guys is a bigger idiot", ">\n\nThe one time I want Trump to not be lying…", ">\n\nI cant wait for this lame party of GOP incel s to continue to lose, they are all absolute fucking idiots who have nothing to offer except wining and being so passive and lame and sad sack loser fucking idiots, the worst shit for America, just fucking cry baby losers. Barf.", ">\n\n“Oh sir, sir, please endorse me sir…”", ">\n\nAh, so trmp cried in front of someone when he needed their support. putin? I bet it was putin.", ">\n\nCome on, his knees were starting to hurt!", ">\n\nBut did he “beg like a dog”? The Trumpees love the most crass belittlements. Crying isn’t humiliating enough.", ">\n\n\nTrump Claims DeSantis Cried in Front of Him While Seeking Endorsement\n\nFor once I believe him", ">\n\nThey're both dicks and deserve each other.", ">\n\nBecause crying, as a sign of empathy and emotions, is a crippling wound in the mind of Donald Trump.", ">\n\nUsually, everything that comes out of Trump's mouth is bullshit, but it would not surprise me one bit if it was true.", ">\n\nYea, straight up lie.", ">\n\nCrying is not a weakness. Having said that, both of these guys can get fucked.", ">\n\nIs this even newsworthy? Who cares.", ">\n\nDid we learn nothing from vintage commercials? You gotta save Kodak moments like this to enjoy and share with others on a later date", ">\n\nWhy wouldn’t we believe you Mr Trump, oh that’s right you lie and you hate DeSantis.", ">\n\n\nBig man, strong man, comes up to me - tears in his eyes - he says \"Sir...\"\n\n-", ">\n\nWell, I gotta say, I absolutely believe him . . . and I REALLY bet it looked just like John Turturro begging for his life in Miller's Crossing. \"I'm just a grifter, Trumpy! I'm a nobody!\"", ">\n\nOh man, this is going to get real entertaining if DeSantis starts swinging back. I hope he does, and doe snot just roll over thinking \"it's fine, I'll run in 2028\".\nHe must be aware that, if Trump somehow won in 2024, the country would once again go blue after 4 more years of Trump. The last time he won is poisoned the next 3 elections for republicans. So, DeSantis would have a much worse chance of winning if he waited until 2028. Especially after Trump inevitably attempts to change the rules to allow him to run for a 3rd term.\nThe Conservative subreddit was pretty much ready to ditch Trump after the midterms. They've cooled a bit on that now, and are not paying much attention to these little jabs. But seeing them tear themselves in half when the gloves come off between Trump and DeSantis would really be some quality entertainment.", ">\n\nWhatever you think about his popularity with the broader electorate I wouldn't want to see Trump win even the Republican nomination. If he gets his hands on the levers of power and he knows that constitutionally he is ineligible for another term then he will do everything and anything to retain his grip on power. His last term ended with rednecks shitting in the halls of Congress. Let's not flirt with the idea that letting him win the nomination is good for Democrats. That's some 2016 thinking", ">\n\nWhatever. According to Trump everybody who comes up to talk to him as tears in their eyes. I imagine they're just crying cuz they're too close to God damn Donald Trump.", ">\n\nTrump tells the truth for once.", ">\n\nWho cares? I’m so over this type of stuff…we need to debate policies, attack bad policies…move on from the useless insults.", ">\n\nWe need pics", ">\n\nI doubt this is true but I love that he's using this nonsense on someone who deserves it for once.", ">\n\nDeSantis \"I cry everytime I'm in close proximity to freshly cut onions\" 🤣😙", ">\n\nI'm gonna go ahead and assume this is true, just like I'm gonna go ahead and assume it means trump cried in front of the actual billionaires in control of the GOP when he sought their endorsement.", ">\n\nCan we stop talking about trump for the ever loving fucking love of god. We’re gonna wake up to, “trump doesn’t understand oat milk.” Like fuck off. But it’s hard to stop talking about a guy who sells papers right", ">\n\nTo be fair, if I was stuck in a room with Trump I'd probably cry too.", ">\n\nThis won’t matter to the right. They don’t care. This masculinity “gotcha” will totally miss them. The only way this will ever matter is if they want to leverage against DeSantis later. As long as he is really delivering for the fascists and white supremacists, nothing will matter.", ">\n\nI'm cool with trump's lies sabotaging the republican party.", ">\n\nPeople who give a shit about stuff like this are watching politics like it’s a TV show or sporting event. \nSad.", ">\n\nWow.....when two serial liars tell a story, which one do you believe?!", ">\n\nDesantis vs Trump in primaries is going to be the most ridiculously absurd schoolyard insult fight ever.", ">\n\nTrump lies as easily as he breathes. At this point I’d be way more surprised to hear he told the truth about something", ">\n\nMore of this, please. Rot from within. MORE MORE MORE!", ">\n\nYes. I’m certain this actually happened.", ">\n\nThis one gonna get nasty", ">\n\nHaha it’s going to be fun watching these dogs pee all over eachother", ">\n\nJust another absurd claim that can’t be proven one way or the other. Not that DeSatan isn’t a monstrous liar himself.", ">\n\nI believe it", ">\n\nSo with his track record of projection...\nWhat do you think the over under on trump crying videos existing are?", ">\n\nDeSantis cry? A physical impossibility!", ">\n\nI don't doubt it. He'll do anything to get power.", ">\n\nBig strong man, tears in his eyes.", ">\n\nAs I watch as our democratic republic swirls down the toilet, my only solace is watching these two psychopaths (Trump & DeSantis) go at each other's throats for the Presidency.", ">\n\nI didn't even know DeSantis was a trucker.", ">\n\nHe means his money shot in DeSantis face got him in the eyes, causing them to water. 💦", ">\n\nIt was probably the smell", ">\n\nI choose to believe this, because it’s hilarious to picture.", ">\n\nare they really wearing the exact same outfit lmao", ">\n\nI honestly kind of believe this.", ">\n\nTrump, if you have any kind of solid evidence on these claims, you better start producing them for the press because DeSantis is kicking your ass.", ">\n\nSo what? The two of you are cut from the same dicktater cloth.", ">\n\nLet em fight!", ">\n\nVideo/pics or stfu trumpie!", ">\n\nDon't get me wrong, I dislike DeSantis just as much, but only the orange blob would make fun of someone showing feelings and use it to win internet points.", ">\n\nMust have been the smell", ">\n\nHe just couldn’t keep that card in his pocket. The premature trump played himself.", ">\n\nCan’t out bitchboy this bitchboy", ">\n\nJust this once, I’m going to assume Donald Trump is telling the truth, because fuck Ron DeSantis.", ">\n\nThe thing is, who cares if he cried? I do not like RD (lived in Florida 5 years, moved to another state in 2021, mostly because of what Florida is turning into), but even if he did cry, so what? Trump’s gender lines are so dumb and archaic: crying mad bad.", ">\n\nit doesn't matter.\nif desantis cried desantis fans will say he's human. if joe biden cried desantis fans will say he's weak.", ">\n\nDid he call him “sir” too while crying?", ">\n\nIt brings me great joy that these meatheads are eating each other alive.\nGreat, great joy.", ">\n\nDid Deathanus take it with, or without KY?", ">\n\nYes! Let’s the flames begin!", ">\n\nI CANNOT wait for the primary debates.", ">\n\nStrong guy. Never cried before in his life. Came to me with tears in his eyes asking for my endorsement. What a guy. So disloyal now.", ">\n\nI hate both of them but DeSantis isn't a scared little child. This is a guy who played college baseball - he was a stud. The last person he'd ever cry in front of is Trump that's for sure.", ">\n\nPlaying college baseball has absolutely nothing to do with this lmao.", ">\n\nIt does, it shows he's not a wimp. I hate the fucker with a passion but don't believe he cried in front of Trump. If you played baseball or football in college you'd understand (but clearly you didn't.)", ">\n\nSo when do we get the small penis insults from Trump?", ">\n\nThis is so stupid. There's no evidence but it's still gonna start yet another stage of those twos pissing match and it's hilarious", ">\n\n\"....and then Ron felt trump's massive biceps and begged him to become his personal trainer. Then Ron begged trump to teach him how to cook, make love, and buy property.\"", ">\n\nDid daddy Rump make Ronnie cry", ">\n\nThe best part? This stuff works. I don't know whether I should be impressed by Trump or sad for his supporters. A little of both, I guess.", ">\n\nLol, shit getting real.", ">\n\nTrump trying to appeal to those personality types who buy into egocentric masculinity that doesn’t include boys crying. The same kind of dudes who have to carry firearms to feel safe in society. “Tough on the outside…., repressed, depressed and angry on the inside.”", ">\n\nSomehow I believe Trump on this one.", ">\n\nRon's got 24 hours to get in the booth and buck back with a diss track", ">\n\nThe tiny hands club", ">\n\nThat Desantis wall building video with his kids is the SIMPIEST thing ive ever seen, not only by a politician, but a man. \nTalk about a little germ\nI Believe this....", ">\n\nRepublicans hate any sign of weakness", ">\n\nThis is a story about a liar lying about a liar!", ">\n\nIt's like that empire strikes back seen between Vader and the Emperor. Except two fools 🤣 Space Balls 2 here we come.", ">\n\nThis is the ultimate conservative insult. No \"real man\" would cry, let alone in front of another \"real man\".", ">\n\nKen Watanabi: “Let them fight”", ">\n\nDeSantis is a scammer, they were probably crocodile tears just to manipulate Trump", ">\n\nI'm living for the day tough guy DimSantis bends over for Dear Leader.", ">\n\nNow this is something I actually believe.", ">\n\n🎼 This is how it starrrts 🎶", ">\n\nI hope donald has a tape.", ">\n\nHe thinks he’s the godfather", ">\n\nDownvote every Trump story.", ">\n\nA statement that makes them both look terrible. GOOD", ">\n\nOoo the girls are fighting! Someone grab the popcorn!", ">\n\nDoes Trump have a fetish about crying men coming to him? The man is obsessed with crying men.", ">\n\nAnd we got a winner! Crying DeSantis!", ">\n\nAs a non-American I’m not entirely sure who DeSantis is, though I can see by the comments that he is not well liked. \nBut regardless of his politics, this feels like a weird thing to be arguing about in the news. So what if he did cry? Sometimes being passionate about something makes one cry. Maybe like some are suggesting it was faked. \nWhat’s important is, what does it tell other men when this is news and people are genuinely having this argument in the comments? Why are we still shaming people for feeling their feelings? Even people we don’t like?", ">\n\nWas that before or after the blowjob ?", ">\n\nHe needs to see what tears of laughter look like. He's probably telling Trump that he didn't need his approval to run for anything.", ">\n\nWhy do you have people attacking you from all angles, Ron? Might it be because you are an obnoxious asshole?", ">\n\nFight! Fight! Fight!" ]

[ "Sooo, this means trump cried in front of someone when seeking endorsement? Putin?", ">\n\nExactly.", ">\n\nWell, now we know exactly who has something over him.", ">\n\nWe do, but we used to, too.", ">\n\nThanks, Mitch.", ">\n\nDonnie DOES love escalators…", ">\n\nSorry for the convenience", ">\n\nI wonder how man times he called Trump \"sir?\"", ">\n\nThis is how it went word for word.\n“Please sir, endorse me sir. How can I be as smart and as good looking as you sir? Or sir, [starts sobbing] you are so wonderful “", ">\n\nDesantis weakly salutes Dear Leader", ">\n\nThe mandatory real-fake cry claim does have Kim-Jong Il vibes.", ">\n\nRed-on-red crime is my favorite kind of crime.", ">\n\nThis one is great hecause half of their base appeal is as tough guys, so telling the nation that one of them was sobbing like a baby in front of the other is a solid move. Now Deathanus has to decide whether to just accept it and be belittled, or start to fight back and fracture the party. 10/10 can’t wait for season finale.", ">\n\nHalf of these guys wouldn’t know the difference between a hatchet and an axe and wouldn’t be able to load and shoot an AR. \nRepublicans in federal government are almost all what they would consider effeminate suburbanites.", ">\n\nIn reality yes. But we know they don’t live there. To them an obese man who wears makeup and lifted shoes while avoiding war because his feet hurt is the epitome of manly.", ">\n\nI love your username. For some reason, that line cracked up my wife and me and we say it all the time.", ">\n\nIt’s so funny how many people get the reference! Workaholics def had its fans but it was never a mainstream smash so it’s crazy how many people recognize one throwaway line from the show!\nNow get in my grapevan pls", ">\n\nCatherine Zeta Jones, she dips beneath lasers, oh oh oh", ">\n\nShe has entrapped me, and Sean Connery! OH oh OH. OH oh OHhh^hh^h", ">\n\nWhen two pieces of shit get together, there will be a whole lot of stories coming out", ">\n\nThis embarrassing DeSantis campaign ad will be played repeatedly as a hit piece. That was some insane level of bootlicking lol. For one rare moment, I think Trump is speaking the truth. DeSantis absolutely cried in front of him and maybe even got on his knees for an endorsement", ">\n\nI had to go show this to my grandma. She screams about Trump and DeSantis til her voice cracks. She said she’s never wished on anyone’s demise before them. And McConnell. The rage in her 4’11”, 74 year old body is immense.", ">\n\nSounds like you've got one righteous grandma", ">\n\nShe marched her lil ass out in January in DC to march with us during Trump’s inauguration. It was actually my 18th birthday and afterwards we stopped and had Ethiopian for the first time. Her first time trying any African food and she still talks about how much she loves it. She sat with me at a tattoo appointment and afterwards we got pizza and ice cream. I love her. She’s an amazing woman.", ">\n\n\nand afterwards we stopped and had Ethiopian\n\nColumbus Circle? Fantastic places up there", ">\n\nWish I could remember. The place was packed. My grandmother and I sat on the end of the table with the vegetarian platter (since i was vegan) so she mostly ate the veg stuff. It was amazing. There’s a good place up in Tampa (Queen of Sheba) but nowhere near as good as this place was.", ">\n\nHe's probably lying but I wouldn't be surprised if its true. Have you ever seen DeSantis in a debate or outside of his hand-picked media reporters? He's so socially awkward and unstable and has the charisma of a garden slug.", ">\n\nTrue. I have noticed him moving his jaw from side to side in nearly every news conference when someone else is at the podium. Odd.", ">\n\nHe's got some kind of behavioral issue. He was never an appealing candidate, but he's surrounded himself and insulated himself with a core group of very politically savvy extremists that are the ones propelling him forward. He's not the political \"genius\" the media paints him out to be. His handlers are but he's an empty suit being controlled by puppeteers.", ">\n\nThat is actually slightly reassuring for someone not so in the know about him, like myself.", ">\n\nIt shouldn't be though. If you start looking in to his core group of advisors and backers these are some terrifying people.", ">\n\nIn so much as it shows his limitations.", ">\n\nTrue, he has many weaknesses. But they cover for them well.", ">\n\nTrump is desperate to make his opponents look effete to distract from his needing to have his hand held as we walked down a ramp or having to grasp a glass with two small hands or needing the power of the military to help him beat Covid.", ">\n\nCovfefe", ">\n\nHamburder flu", ">\n\nPerpetrated by the radical left gang member known as the “Hamburglar”", ">\n\nRobble robble", ">\n\nLots of self-proclaimed “alpha males” are wrestling with some cognitive dissonance today.", ">\n\nThey'll figure it out after praying to their favorite NFT of the day", ">\n\nDeSantis's response is going to be \"you know what makes me cry? CRT. Please clap.\"", ">\n\nIt was Jeb Bush that said “please clap.”", ">\n\nStandard playbook. Muddy the waters to make your opponent look “just as bad or worse” than you.", ">\n\nOr at least make up enough stories so that sane people with busy lives aren’t sure anymore. It’s what they’ve done for Zelenskyy, Thunberg, and Fauci.\nThat being said I wouldn’t be surprised if Desantis cried.", ">\n\nOn the one hand, Trump claims this any time he tells a story about anyone asking him for anything. \"He came to me with tears in his eyes.\" It's a bizarre piece of rhetoric he employs at every given opportunity. I think he thinks it makes him look magnanimous while simultaneously making the other person look weak. I have doubts that anyone has expressed any emotion in front of the man for less than $50,000 any time in the past 20 years.\nOn the other hand, DeSantis has no heart, can probably cry on command, and will crawl on his hands and knees across broken glass to jerk off a syphilitic stray dog into his own mouth if it means he gets what he wants.", ">\n\nNow thats an awful image!", ">\n\nThank you, I crafted it while taking a dump.", ">\n\nHope Georgia prosecutors doesn't forget the tweet where Trump admitted to interfering in the Florida election to make sure Desantis won.", ">\n\nAnd everybody clapped.", ">\n\nI dunno, I imagine a lot of people cry when they have to interact with him.", ">\n\nDesantis...\"I've seen the pee tape, and it is the most humiliation thing I've ever seen. Donald even got some in his mouth.\"", ">\n\nIt's just DJT pissing up into his own mouth on a bed the Obama's slept on at the Kremlin", ">\n\nTo be fair, getting a close up whiff of scrambled Sudafed and BigMac diaper blowouts tends to make one’s eyes run a bit.", ">\n\nDesantis is garbage. But this story likely isn't true. Trump claims people cry in front of him all the time. Many of those people aren't even real, they are just folks he made up in his head in the moment. \n\"This big guy, some say a former marine, a lot of people are saying it, really big, tough guy, and he came to me, tears in his eyes, and he said 'Mister Trump, you saved my life,' and it's true, I did save his life, I fought next to him in Afghanistan, that's what people are saying, and you know what? Maybe they're right, maybe I did kill 100 terrorists, because I know terrorists, some of them are my friends, and I say to terrorists, stop with that terror, and you know what? They stop. No one else knows terror and anti-terror like I do, just like that marine said.\"", ">\n\nRoflcopter", ">\n\nTrump knows whatever shit he says in the media will be reported like it was fact first and have to be proven false later", ">\n\n\n\"There were tears coming down from his eyes. He said: 'If you endorse me, I'll win,'\" said Trump.\n\nlmao trump couldnt come up with something better than this?", ">\n\nSeriously lol. It has a lot of \"and then everyone clapped\" energy.", ">\n\nWow who's gonna vote for Little Crybaby Ronnie?", ">\n\nWell as hard as it is to say it, I believe Trump this time. He just left out that they cried together, holding each other in a swampy embrace. Their Depends touching each other and their tentacles creep out and conjoin so they may exchange long protein strings.", ">\n\nTrump: [proceeds to unzip pantaloons]", ">\n\n\npantaloons\n\nrich people pants", ">\n\nNo, it’s crazypants. Right there in the name: pant-of-loons.", ">\n\nSuper convincing story, just trust him it's true. He's a business man! How else can he be so rich if not being totally honest? Btw the water pressure sucks in Florida, you have to flush multiple times. Terrible, terrible leader.", ">\n\n“He said ‘Sir…’”", ">\n\nLying liars lie.", ">\n\nBigly.", ">\n\nTrump says ~~Santos~~ DeSantis cried. ~~Santos~~ DeSantis will claim that he didn't. One of these serial liars would be telling the truth. That has never happened before so the universe might just explode out of sheer surprise.\nEdit: wrong idiot", ">\n\nSantos or DeSantis?", ">\n\nTrump is such a beacon of truth and integrity. Add irony here.", ">\n\nPoor Cry Baby DeSantis", ">\n\n‘Big, strong’ men can’t stop crying around President Trump. Just ask him.", ">\n\nTrump is unbelievable. After all these years he still sounds like a hurt 8 year old.", ">\n\nIt's times like this that having no history of telling any kind of truth really doesn't work in his favor, as much as I want to believe this.", ">\n\nLike everything else Trump has said, I’m sure this is 100% true.\nHe never lies, right?", ">\n\nTo try to make a rival look bad? He'd never do that.", ">\n\nWhile calling him sir. Yawn. We get it, Donald.", ">\n\nHe is a cringe factory and totally seems like type to cry for something when he really wants it, like a big baby.", ">\n\nLol. These people suck so bad.", ">\n\nCrying is okay, folks.\nTrump and DeSantis are shit people, but crying is okay.", ">\n\nProbably.... and Donald Trump poops himself and is a traitor.", ">\n\nFact: trump lies about everything. Fact: trump denigrates his opponents. As much as I want to believe this, it’s probably bull shit.", ">\n\nThey’re both liars, but somehow I believe this.", ">\n\nAnd then DJT shit his Depends.", ">\n\nWatching the republican party implode this election cycle is going to be schadenfreude like I’ve never experienced before.", ">\n\nEverything this piece of shit ever says is a lie. So I’m going to happily report that this is definitely more bullshit from this traitor’s mouth.\nThat being said, unfortunately his base will still eat this up. Because:\n-The Traitorous Piece of Shit said it so it must be true.\n-DeathSentence cried.\n-Crying is womanly.\n-DeathSentence is a woman.\n-MAGA MAGA MAGA\nSomewhere right now a group of Qdiots are saying some spaghetti style version of the exact talking points above.", ">\n\nTrump can piss in his pants because he wears absorbent diapers. It is probably a medical condition so he should not be ashamed.", ">\n\n\"He probably didn't even cry when he was a baby, and then he said..SIR!\"", ">\n\nStormy claims trump cried when she laughed at his mushroom dick", ">\n\nI had thought DeSantis was a SEAL, and therefore unlikely to be crying. I checked Wikipedia and found out the was a lawyer for the SEALs, so different. \nThen I read that he got a Bronze Star after his Iraq tour, but then I found out that the Bronze star is typically awarded as an upgrade from a MSM in combat zones. \nSo now I'm thinking that the crying story is totes believable.", ">\n\nSo…. By using logic we come to the conclusion that he made Trump cry, amiright? 😱", ">\n\nThis asshat is so fucking predictable.", ">\n\ndo you mean Desantis crying? Or Trump lying?", ">\n\nAnd called him sir", ">\n\nNext he'll call his wife ugly", ">\n\nOr say that she has secrets about where she worked.\nOr that his dad killed JFK.", ">\n\nNeither of these fascist deserve to be president.", ">\n\nletthemfight.gif", ">\n\nLet them fight. ding ding", ">\n\nLmao, let the feasting begin.", ">\n\nThis I will believe.", ">\n\nI also heard Trump claimed that anytime DeSantis had to open a jar that was too hard to open he came over to Trump's; in tears.", ">\n\nIt's scary how with the GOP's constant appeasement of the Orange Turd, I can actually see this happening. \nIs Trump lying? Most likely. But I can still see it happening.", ">\n\nAnd he's known for his consistent honesty, so I'm sure this happened.", ">\n\nTrump seems to always endorse people who cry in front of him, only to betray him later. Not a great judge of character if you ask me.", ">\n\nLet me guess, he called him 'Sir,' too. \nBuffoon.", ">\n\nHaha, this is where they've gotten to? \"Desantis is a booger-head and cried in front of me!\"", ">\n\nIt’s going to be fascinating to watch the Republican politicians try to take on trump knowing how deranged the base is. They went along with the insanity and even leaned into it like when Ronny D built a toy wall with his kid in the commercial. They must know it’s impossible to reason with these people. I can only imagine what it will look like when the Trump crazies set their sights on destroying DeSantis.", ">\n\nPlease run as an independent. Please.\nHe's the orange kryptonite to that void of charisma hack from Florida.", ">\n\nAs is with everything Donald says \nIt is more than likely Donald cried Infront of Ronald\nHaha Ronald and Donald", ">\n\nAnyone with \"nald\" needs to be blacklisted from politics.", ">\n\nAnyone with gop, conservative or Republicansl too", ">\n\nLet them eat each other, i for one am and will be enjoying the show", ">\n\nWatching two obese men get into a dick measuring contest is rather disturbing.", ">\n\nEspecially without an electron microscope.", ">\n\nKing Ron is too evil to cry. He has ZERO empathy or compassion. I bet he wouldn’t (or didn’t) cry over his own mother dying.", ">\n\nI didn't see any after the hurricanes or the apartment collapse.", ">\n\nDonald Trump can insult DeSantis on every level and watch Ronnie boy go back to kissing Trump's ass. Just like Ted Cruz. \nThe Republican collective lacks a spine since they clearly just accept incivility and childishness as virtues.", ">\n\nPointless article", ">\n\nI hope they both destroy each other. Our country needs a better leader than these two clowns", ">\n\nBegun, the douche wars have.", ">\n\nDude this is fucking hilarious. Let the GOP burn baby burn", ">\n\n\"It was incredible. I was having lunch at Mar-A-Lago and DeSantis walks up to me with tears in his eyes. And he said. You know what he said? He said 'Mister Trump, you're amazing. Everything a man could be. If you endorse me, I'll win. I'll give you anything you want.' And you know what I said? I said 'No way Jose. I'm the big cheese.' And you know what he did? He ran away crying in his little white boots. So sad. So sad.\"", ">\n\nBelievable until he said “Mr trump”.\nIt’s always “Sir” or “Mr President” when the Cheeto relays his big strong man with tears in his eyes stories.", ">\n\nCan you imagine what Republicans are going to release against Trump when he dies and it’s safe to talk?", ">\n\nThis battle between these two would be fucking hilarious if they didn’t have a serious chance of winning.", ">\n\nWho cares what he says. Hey media, just ignore him and report when he's convicted pretty please.", ">\n\nAs weak as Trump is right now, he knows how to put the hurt on competing right-wing grifters.", ">\n\nTrump wasn't kidding when he said he hasn't changed since he was in first grade. This is the kind of thing a bully tries to tell other kids to make the picked on kid in class look bad. Except the picked on kid deserves it this time so it's hard to feel bad for any of them.", ">\n\nSure, Don. We all 100% believe that's something that happened. Thanks for the update.", ">\n\nGotta hand it to him, Trump really knows how to play to the absolute basest and lowest common denominator of humanity.", ">\n\nMAGA is completely Middle School bullshit.", ">\n\nIs trump lying?\nOr is the torture guy a cry baby?", ">\n\nSmells like 2016 again", ">\n\nHe claims everyone cries when they beg him for something. Could it be they’re just tearing up over the noxious stench emanating from his depends?", ">\n\nBoth r whinny little b!tches", ">\n\nOh I’m sure Trump has leaked a tear or two during a ketchup-smearing tantrum.", ">\n\nThe smell from Trump’s diaper was really bad at the time.", ">\n\nWhen Donny starts losing in the primary and he turns his violent goons on his opponents, that's gonna be a good time. No wonder they all want to see him in jail or dead before the time comes.", ">\n\nThis one actually tracks as being true. DeSantis is a whiner in press conferences I can only imagine what crocodile tears he pulls out while trying to gain power.", ">\n\nNext he is going to say DeSantis sucked his dick and swallowed.", ">\n\nLmao we're in for a wild ride, folks!", ">\n\nI’m sure they both cried together holding each other’s bellies", ">\n\nHonestly I doubt it happened at all, the man spews bullshit nonstop but he's now made one of his most dangerous political rivals look weak. Honestly, Ron was most likely the next to the throne of the republican party. \nRonny needs to come out swinging to appeal to the base cos the base will belief anything that liar will say. \nSo is it a republican party or a maga party is gonna be the question", ">\n\nHe came to me with tears in his eyes and said “sir”", ">\n\nLol this is gonna be good 🍿", ">\n\nI’m thrilled both are running for president. I hope they both keep going. Split the vote!!", ">\n\nRon gave Don head guaranteed", ">\n\nNot sure which of these guys is a bigger idiot", ">\n\nThe one time I want Trump to not be lying…", ">\n\nI cant wait for this lame party of GOP incel s to continue to lose, they are all absolute fucking idiots who have nothing to offer except wining and being so passive and lame and sad sack loser fucking idiots, the worst shit for America, just fucking cry baby losers. Barf.", ">\n\n“Oh sir, sir, please endorse me sir…”", ">\n\nAh, so trmp cried in front of someone when he needed their support. putin? I bet it was putin.", ">\n\nCome on, his knees were starting to hurt!", ">\n\nBut did he “beg like a dog”? The Trumpees love the most crass belittlements. Crying isn’t humiliating enough.", ">\n\n\nTrump Claims DeSantis Cried in Front of Him While Seeking Endorsement\n\nFor once I believe him", ">\n\nThey're both dicks and deserve each other.", ">\n\nBecause crying, as a sign of empathy and emotions, is a crippling wound in the mind of Donald Trump.", ">\n\nUsually, everything that comes out of Trump's mouth is bullshit, but it would not surprise me one bit if it was true.", ">\n\nYea, straight up lie.", ">\n\nCrying is not a weakness. Having said that, both of these guys can get fucked.", ">\n\nIs this even newsworthy? Who cares.", ">\n\nDid we learn nothing from vintage commercials? You gotta save Kodak moments like this to enjoy and share with others on a later date", ">\n\nWhy wouldn’t we believe you Mr Trump, oh that’s right you lie and you hate DeSantis.", ">\n\n\nBig man, strong man, comes up to me - tears in his eyes - he says \"Sir...\"\n\n-", ">\n\nWell, I gotta say, I absolutely believe him . . . and I REALLY bet it looked just like John Turturro begging for his life in Miller's Crossing. \"I'm just a grifter, Trumpy! I'm a nobody!\"", ">\n\nOh man, this is going to get real entertaining if DeSantis starts swinging back. I hope he does, and doe snot just roll over thinking \"it's fine, I'll run in 2028\".\nHe must be aware that, if Trump somehow won in 2024, the country would once again go blue after 4 more years of Trump. The last time he won is poisoned the next 3 elections for republicans. So, DeSantis would have a much worse chance of winning if he waited until 2028. Especially after Trump inevitably attempts to change the rules to allow him to run for a 3rd term.\nThe Conservative subreddit was pretty much ready to ditch Trump after the midterms. They've cooled a bit on that now, and are not paying much attention to these little jabs. But seeing them tear themselves in half when the gloves come off between Trump and DeSantis would really be some quality entertainment.", ">\n\nWhatever you think about his popularity with the broader electorate I wouldn't want to see Trump win even the Republican nomination. If he gets his hands on the levers of power and he knows that constitutionally he is ineligible for another term then he will do everything and anything to retain his grip on power. His last term ended with rednecks shitting in the halls of Congress. Let's not flirt with the idea that letting him win the nomination is good for Democrats. That's some 2016 thinking", ">\n\nWhatever. According to Trump everybody who comes up to talk to him as tears in their eyes. I imagine they're just crying cuz they're too close to God damn Donald Trump.", ">\n\nTrump tells the truth for once.", ">\n\nWho cares? I’m so over this type of stuff…we need to debate policies, attack bad policies…move on from the useless insults.", ">\n\nWe need pics", ">\n\nI doubt this is true but I love that he's using this nonsense on someone who deserves it for once.", ">\n\nDeSantis \"I cry everytime I'm in close proximity to freshly cut onions\" 🤣😙", ">\n\nI'm gonna go ahead and assume this is true, just like I'm gonna go ahead and assume it means trump cried in front of the actual billionaires in control of the GOP when he sought their endorsement.", ">\n\nCan we stop talking about trump for the ever loving fucking love of god. We’re gonna wake up to, “trump doesn’t understand oat milk.” Like fuck off. But it’s hard to stop talking about a guy who sells papers right", ">\n\nTo be fair, if I was stuck in a room with Trump I'd probably cry too.", ">\n\nThis won’t matter to the right. They don’t care. This masculinity “gotcha” will totally miss them. The only way this will ever matter is if they want to leverage against DeSantis later. As long as he is really delivering for the fascists and white supremacists, nothing will matter.", ">\n\nI'm cool with trump's lies sabotaging the republican party.", ">\n\nPeople who give a shit about stuff like this are watching politics like it’s a TV show or sporting event. \nSad.", ">\n\nWow.....when two serial liars tell a story, which one do you believe?!", ">\n\nDesantis vs Trump in primaries is going to be the most ridiculously absurd schoolyard insult fight ever.", ">\n\nTrump lies as easily as he breathes. At this point I’d be way more surprised to hear he told the truth about something", ">\n\nMore of this, please. Rot from within. MORE MORE MORE!", ">\n\nYes. I’m certain this actually happened.", ">\n\nThis one gonna get nasty", ">\n\nHaha it’s going to be fun watching these dogs pee all over eachother", ">\n\nJust another absurd claim that can’t be proven one way or the other. Not that DeSatan isn’t a monstrous liar himself.", ">\n\nI believe it", ">\n\nSo with his track record of projection...\nWhat do you think the over under on trump crying videos existing are?", ">\n\nDeSantis cry? A physical impossibility!", ">\n\nI don't doubt it. He'll do anything to get power.", ">\n\nBig strong man, tears in his eyes.", ">\n\nAs I watch as our democratic republic swirls down the toilet, my only solace is watching these two psychopaths (Trump & DeSantis) go at each other's throats for the Presidency.", ">\n\nI didn't even know DeSantis was a trucker.", ">\n\nHe means his money shot in DeSantis face got him in the eyes, causing them to water. 💦", ">\n\nIt was probably the smell", ">\n\nI choose to believe this, because it’s hilarious to picture.", ">\n\nare they really wearing the exact same outfit lmao", ">\n\nI honestly kind of believe this.", ">\n\nTrump, if you have any kind of solid evidence on these claims, you better start producing them for the press because DeSantis is kicking your ass.", ">\n\nSo what? The two of you are cut from the same dicktater cloth.", ">\n\nLet em fight!", ">\n\nVideo/pics or stfu trumpie!", ">\n\nDon't get me wrong, I dislike DeSantis just as much, but only the orange blob would make fun of someone showing feelings and use it to win internet points.", ">\n\nMust have been the smell", ">\n\nHe just couldn’t keep that card in his pocket. The premature trump played himself.", ">\n\nCan’t out bitchboy this bitchboy", ">\n\nJust this once, I’m going to assume Donald Trump is telling the truth, because fuck Ron DeSantis.", ">\n\nThe thing is, who cares if he cried? I do not like RD (lived in Florida 5 years, moved to another state in 2021, mostly because of what Florida is turning into), but even if he did cry, so what? Trump’s gender lines are so dumb and archaic: crying mad bad.", ">\n\nit doesn't matter.\nif desantis cried desantis fans will say he's human. if joe biden cried desantis fans will say he's weak.", ">\n\nDid he call him “sir” too while crying?", ">\n\nIt brings me great joy that these meatheads are eating each other alive.\nGreat, great joy.", ">\n\nDid Deathanus take it with, or without KY?", ">\n\nYes! Let’s the flames begin!", ">\n\nI CANNOT wait for the primary debates.", ">\n\nStrong guy. Never cried before in his life. Came to me with tears in his eyes asking for my endorsement. What a guy. So disloyal now.", ">\n\nI hate both of them but DeSantis isn't a scared little child. This is a guy who played college baseball - he was a stud. The last person he'd ever cry in front of is Trump that's for sure.", ">\n\nPlaying college baseball has absolutely nothing to do with this lmao.", ">\n\nIt does, it shows he's not a wimp. I hate the fucker with a passion but don't believe he cried in front of Trump. If you played baseball or football in college you'd understand (but clearly you didn't.)", ">\n\nSo when do we get the small penis insults from Trump?", ">\n\nThis is so stupid. There's no evidence but it's still gonna start yet another stage of those twos pissing match and it's hilarious", ">\n\n\"....and then Ron felt trump's massive biceps and begged him to become his personal trainer. Then Ron begged trump to teach him how to cook, make love, and buy property.\"", ">\n\nDid daddy Rump make Ronnie cry", ">\n\nThe best part? This stuff works. I don't know whether I should be impressed by Trump or sad for his supporters. A little of both, I guess.", ">\n\nLol, shit getting real.", ">\n\nTrump trying to appeal to those personality types who buy into egocentric masculinity that doesn’t include boys crying. The same kind of dudes who have to carry firearms to feel safe in society. “Tough on the outside…., repressed, depressed and angry on the inside.”", ">\n\nSomehow I believe Trump on this one.", ">\n\nRon's got 24 hours to get in the booth and buck back with a diss track", ">\n\nThe tiny hands club", ">\n\nThat Desantis wall building video with his kids is the SIMPIEST thing ive ever seen, not only by a politician, but a man. \nTalk about a little germ\nI Believe this....", ">\n\nRepublicans hate any sign of weakness", ">\n\nThis is a story about a liar lying about a liar!", ">\n\nIt's like that empire strikes back seen between Vader and the Emperor. Except two fools 🤣 Space Balls 2 here we come.", ">\n\nThis is the ultimate conservative insult. No \"real man\" would cry, let alone in front of another \"real man\".", ">\n\nKen Watanabi: “Let them fight”", ">\n\nDeSantis is a scammer, they were probably crocodile tears just to manipulate Trump", ">\n\nI'm living for the day tough guy DimSantis bends over for Dear Leader.", ">\n\nNow this is something I actually believe.", ">\n\n🎼 This is how it starrrts 🎶", ">\n\nI hope donald has a tape.", ">\n\nHe thinks he’s the godfather", ">\n\nDownvote every Trump story.", ">\n\nA statement that makes them both look terrible. GOOD", ">\n\nOoo the girls are fighting! Someone grab the popcorn!", ">\n\nDoes Trump have a fetish about crying men coming to him? The man is obsessed with crying men.", ">\n\nAnd we got a winner! Crying DeSantis!", ">\n\nAs a non-American I’m not entirely sure who DeSantis is, though I can see by the comments that he is not well liked. \nBut regardless of his politics, this feels like a weird thing to be arguing about in the news. So what if he did cry? Sometimes being passionate about something makes one cry. Maybe like some are suggesting it was faked. \nWhat’s important is, what does it tell other men when this is news and people are genuinely having this argument in the comments? Why are we still shaming people for feeling their feelings? Even people we don’t like?", ">\n\nWas that before or after the blowjob ?", ">\n\nHe needs to see what tears of laughter look like. He's probably telling Trump that he didn't need his approval to run for anything.", ">\n\nWhy do you have people attacking you from all angles, Ron? Might it be because you are an obnoxious asshole?", ">\n\nFight! Fight! Fight!", ">\n\nLol DeSadness" ]

[ "Sooo, this means trump cried in front of someone when seeking endorsement? Putin?", ">\n\nExactly.", ">\n\nWell, now we know exactly who has something over him.", ">\n\nWe do, but we used to, too.", ">\n\nThanks, Mitch.", ">\n\nDonnie DOES love escalators…", ">\n\nSorry for the convenience", ">\n\nI wonder how man times he called Trump \"sir?\"", ">\n\nThis is how it went word for word.\n“Please sir, endorse me sir. How can I be as smart and as good looking as you sir? Or sir, [starts sobbing] you are so wonderful “", ">\n\nDesantis weakly salutes Dear Leader", ">\n\nThe mandatory real-fake cry claim does have Kim-Jong Il vibes.", ">\n\nRed-on-red crime is my favorite kind of crime.", ">\n\nThis one is great hecause half of their base appeal is as tough guys, so telling the nation that one of them was sobbing like a baby in front of the other is a solid move. Now Deathanus has to decide whether to just accept it and be belittled, or start to fight back and fracture the party. 10/10 can’t wait for season finale.", ">\n\nHalf of these guys wouldn’t know the difference between a hatchet and an axe and wouldn’t be able to load and shoot an AR. \nRepublicans in federal government are almost all what they would consider effeminate suburbanites.", ">\n\nIn reality yes. But we know they don’t live there. To them an obese man who wears makeup and lifted shoes while avoiding war because his feet hurt is the epitome of manly.", ">\n\nI love your username. For some reason, that line cracked up my wife and me and we say it all the time.", ">\n\nIt’s so funny how many people get the reference! Workaholics def had its fans but it was never a mainstream smash so it’s crazy how many people recognize one throwaway line from the show!\nNow get in my grapevan pls", ">\n\nCatherine Zeta Jones, she dips beneath lasers, oh oh oh", ">\n\nShe has entrapped me, and Sean Connery! OH oh OH. OH oh OHhh^hh^h", ">\n\nWhen two pieces of shit get together, there will be a whole lot of stories coming out", ">\n\nThis embarrassing DeSantis campaign ad will be played repeatedly as a hit piece. That was some insane level of bootlicking lol. For one rare moment, I think Trump is speaking the truth. DeSantis absolutely cried in front of him and maybe even got on his knees for an endorsement", ">\n\nI had to go show this to my grandma. She screams about Trump and DeSantis til her voice cracks. She said she’s never wished on anyone’s demise before them. And McConnell. The rage in her 4’11”, 74 year old body is immense.", ">\n\nSounds like you've got one righteous grandma", ">\n\nShe marched her lil ass out in January in DC to march with us during Trump’s inauguration. It was actually my 18th birthday and afterwards we stopped and had Ethiopian for the first time. Her first time trying any African food and she still talks about how much she loves it. She sat with me at a tattoo appointment and afterwards we got pizza and ice cream. I love her. She’s an amazing woman.", ">\n\n\nand afterwards we stopped and had Ethiopian\n\nColumbus Circle? Fantastic places up there", ">\n\nWish I could remember. The place was packed. My grandmother and I sat on the end of the table with the vegetarian platter (since i was vegan) so she mostly ate the veg stuff. It was amazing. There’s a good place up in Tampa (Queen of Sheba) but nowhere near as good as this place was.", ">\n\nHe's probably lying but I wouldn't be surprised if its true. Have you ever seen DeSantis in a debate or outside of his hand-picked media reporters? He's so socially awkward and unstable and has the charisma of a garden slug.", ">\n\nTrue. I have noticed him moving his jaw from side to side in nearly every news conference when someone else is at the podium. Odd.", ">\n\nHe's got some kind of behavioral issue. He was never an appealing candidate, but he's surrounded himself and insulated himself with a core group of very politically savvy extremists that are the ones propelling him forward. He's not the political \"genius\" the media paints him out to be. His handlers are but he's an empty suit being controlled by puppeteers.", ">\n\nThat is actually slightly reassuring for someone not so in the know about him, like myself.", ">\n\nIt shouldn't be though. If you start looking in to his core group of advisors and backers these are some terrifying people.", ">\n\nIn so much as it shows his limitations.", ">\n\nTrue, he has many weaknesses. But they cover for them well.", ">\n\nTrump is desperate to make his opponents look effete to distract from his needing to have his hand held as we walked down a ramp or having to grasp a glass with two small hands or needing the power of the military to help him beat Covid.", ">\n\nCovfefe", ">\n\nHamburder flu", ">\n\nPerpetrated by the radical left gang member known as the “Hamburglar”", ">\n\nRobble robble", ">\n\nLots of self-proclaimed “alpha males” are wrestling with some cognitive dissonance today.", ">\n\nThey'll figure it out after praying to their favorite NFT of the day", ">\n\nDeSantis's response is going to be \"you know what makes me cry? CRT. Please clap.\"", ">\n\nIt was Jeb Bush that said “please clap.”", ">\n\nStandard playbook. Muddy the waters to make your opponent look “just as bad or worse” than you.", ">\n\nOr at least make up enough stories so that sane people with busy lives aren’t sure anymore. It’s what they’ve done for Zelenskyy, Thunberg, and Fauci.\nThat being said I wouldn’t be surprised if Desantis cried.", ">\n\nOn the one hand, Trump claims this any time he tells a story about anyone asking him for anything. \"He came to me with tears in his eyes.\" It's a bizarre piece of rhetoric he employs at every given opportunity. I think he thinks it makes him look magnanimous while simultaneously making the other person look weak. I have doubts that anyone has expressed any emotion in front of the man for less than $50,000 any time in the past 20 years.\nOn the other hand, DeSantis has no heart, can probably cry on command, and will crawl on his hands and knees across broken glass to jerk off a syphilitic stray dog into his own mouth if it means he gets what he wants.", ">\n\nNow thats an awful image!", ">\n\nThank you, I crafted it while taking a dump.", ">\n\nHope Georgia prosecutors doesn't forget the tweet where Trump admitted to interfering in the Florida election to make sure Desantis won.", ">\n\nAnd everybody clapped.", ">\n\nI dunno, I imagine a lot of people cry when they have to interact with him.", ">\n\nDesantis...\"I've seen the pee tape, and it is the most humiliation thing I've ever seen. Donald even got some in his mouth.\"", ">\n\nIt's just DJT pissing up into his own mouth on a bed the Obama's slept on at the Kremlin", ">\n\nTo be fair, getting a close up whiff of scrambled Sudafed and BigMac diaper blowouts tends to make one’s eyes run a bit.", ">\n\nDesantis is garbage. But this story likely isn't true. Trump claims people cry in front of him all the time. Many of those people aren't even real, they are just folks he made up in his head in the moment. \n\"This big guy, some say a former marine, a lot of people are saying it, really big, tough guy, and he came to me, tears in his eyes, and he said 'Mister Trump, you saved my life,' and it's true, I did save his life, I fought next to him in Afghanistan, that's what people are saying, and you know what? Maybe they're right, maybe I did kill 100 terrorists, because I know terrorists, some of them are my friends, and I say to terrorists, stop with that terror, and you know what? They stop. No one else knows terror and anti-terror like I do, just like that marine said.\"", ">\n\nRoflcopter", ">\n\nTrump knows whatever shit he says in the media will be reported like it was fact first and have to be proven false later", ">\n\n\n\"There were tears coming down from his eyes. He said: 'If you endorse me, I'll win,'\" said Trump.\n\nlmao trump couldnt come up with something better than this?", ">\n\nSeriously lol. It has a lot of \"and then everyone clapped\" energy.", ">\n\nWow who's gonna vote for Little Crybaby Ronnie?", ">\n\nWell as hard as it is to say it, I believe Trump this time. He just left out that they cried together, holding each other in a swampy embrace. Their Depends touching each other and their tentacles creep out and conjoin so they may exchange long protein strings.", ">\n\nTrump: [proceeds to unzip pantaloons]", ">\n\n\npantaloons\n\nrich people pants", ">\n\nNo, it’s crazypants. Right there in the name: pant-of-loons.", ">\n\nSuper convincing story, just trust him it's true. He's a business man! How else can he be so rich if not being totally honest? Btw the water pressure sucks in Florida, you have to flush multiple times. Terrible, terrible leader.", ">\n\n“He said ‘Sir…’”", ">\n\nLying liars lie.", ">\n\nBigly.", ">\n\nTrump says ~~Santos~~ DeSantis cried. ~~Santos~~ DeSantis will claim that he didn't. One of these serial liars would be telling the truth. That has never happened before so the universe might just explode out of sheer surprise.\nEdit: wrong idiot", ">\n\nSantos or DeSantis?", ">\n\nTrump is such a beacon of truth and integrity. Add irony here.", ">\n\nPoor Cry Baby DeSantis", ">\n\n‘Big, strong’ men can’t stop crying around President Trump. Just ask him.", ">\n\nTrump is unbelievable. After all these years he still sounds like a hurt 8 year old.", ">\n\nIt's times like this that having no history of telling any kind of truth really doesn't work in his favor, as much as I want to believe this.", ">\n\nLike everything else Trump has said, I’m sure this is 100% true.\nHe never lies, right?", ">\n\nTo try to make a rival look bad? He'd never do that.", ">\n\nWhile calling him sir. Yawn. We get it, Donald.", ">\n\nHe is a cringe factory and totally seems like type to cry for something when he really wants it, like a big baby.", ">\n\nLol. These people suck so bad.", ">\n\nCrying is okay, folks.\nTrump and DeSantis are shit people, but crying is okay.", ">\n\nProbably.... and Donald Trump poops himself and is a traitor.", ">\n\nFact: trump lies about everything. Fact: trump denigrates his opponents. As much as I want to believe this, it’s probably bull shit.", ">\n\nThey’re both liars, but somehow I believe this.", ">\n\nAnd then DJT shit his Depends.", ">\n\nWatching the republican party implode this election cycle is going to be schadenfreude like I’ve never experienced before.", ">\n\nEverything this piece of shit ever says is a lie. So I’m going to happily report that this is definitely more bullshit from this traitor’s mouth.\nThat being said, unfortunately his base will still eat this up. Because:\n-The Traitorous Piece of Shit said it so it must be true.\n-DeathSentence cried.\n-Crying is womanly.\n-DeathSentence is a woman.\n-MAGA MAGA MAGA\nSomewhere right now a group of Qdiots are saying some spaghetti style version of the exact talking points above.", ">\n\nTrump can piss in his pants because he wears absorbent diapers. It is probably a medical condition so he should not be ashamed.", ">\n\n\"He probably didn't even cry when he was a baby, and then he said..SIR!\"", ">\n\nStormy claims trump cried when she laughed at his mushroom dick", ">\n\nI had thought DeSantis was a SEAL, and therefore unlikely to be crying. I checked Wikipedia and found out the was a lawyer for the SEALs, so different. \nThen I read that he got a Bronze Star after his Iraq tour, but then I found out that the Bronze star is typically awarded as an upgrade from a MSM in combat zones. \nSo now I'm thinking that the crying story is totes believable.", ">\n\nSo…. By using logic we come to the conclusion that he made Trump cry, amiright? 😱", ">\n\nThis asshat is so fucking predictable.", ">\n\ndo you mean Desantis crying? Or Trump lying?", ">\n\nAnd called him sir", ">\n\nNext he'll call his wife ugly", ">\n\nOr say that she has secrets about where she worked.\nOr that his dad killed JFK.", ">\n\nNeither of these fascist deserve to be president.", ">\n\nletthemfight.gif", ">\n\nLet them fight. ding ding", ">\n\nLmao, let the feasting begin.", ">\n\nThis I will believe.", ">\n\nI also heard Trump claimed that anytime DeSantis had to open a jar that was too hard to open he came over to Trump's; in tears.", ">\n\nIt's scary how with the GOP's constant appeasement of the Orange Turd, I can actually see this happening. \nIs Trump lying? Most likely. But I can still see it happening.", ">\n\nAnd he's known for his consistent honesty, so I'm sure this happened.", ">\n\nTrump seems to always endorse people who cry in front of him, only to betray him later. Not a great judge of character if you ask me.", ">\n\nLet me guess, he called him 'Sir,' too. \nBuffoon.", ">\n\nHaha, this is where they've gotten to? \"Desantis is a booger-head and cried in front of me!\"", ">\n\nIt’s going to be fascinating to watch the Republican politicians try to take on trump knowing how deranged the base is. They went along with the insanity and even leaned into it like when Ronny D built a toy wall with his kid in the commercial. They must know it’s impossible to reason with these people. I can only imagine what it will look like when the Trump crazies set their sights on destroying DeSantis.", ">\n\nPlease run as an independent. Please.\nHe's the orange kryptonite to that void of charisma hack from Florida.", ">\n\nAs is with everything Donald says \nIt is more than likely Donald cried Infront of Ronald\nHaha Ronald and Donald", ">\n\nAnyone with \"nald\" needs to be blacklisted from politics.", ">\n\nAnyone with gop, conservative or Republicansl too", ">\n\nLet them eat each other, i for one am and will be enjoying the show", ">\n\nWatching two obese men get into a dick measuring contest is rather disturbing.", ">\n\nEspecially without an electron microscope.", ">\n\nKing Ron is too evil to cry. He has ZERO empathy or compassion. I bet he wouldn’t (or didn’t) cry over his own mother dying.", ">\n\nI didn't see any after the hurricanes or the apartment collapse.", ">\n\nDonald Trump can insult DeSantis on every level and watch Ronnie boy go back to kissing Trump's ass. Just like Ted Cruz. \nThe Republican collective lacks a spine since they clearly just accept incivility and childishness as virtues.", ">\n\nPointless article", ">\n\nI hope they both destroy each other. Our country needs a better leader than these two clowns", ">\n\nBegun, the douche wars have.", ">\n\nDude this is fucking hilarious. Let the GOP burn baby burn", ">\n\n\"It was incredible. I was having lunch at Mar-A-Lago and DeSantis walks up to me with tears in his eyes. And he said. You know what he said? He said 'Mister Trump, you're amazing. Everything a man could be. If you endorse me, I'll win. I'll give you anything you want.' And you know what I said? I said 'No way Jose. I'm the big cheese.' And you know what he did? He ran away crying in his little white boots. So sad. So sad.\"", ">\n\nBelievable until he said “Mr trump”.\nIt’s always “Sir” or “Mr President” when the Cheeto relays his big strong man with tears in his eyes stories.", ">\n\nCan you imagine what Republicans are going to release against Trump when he dies and it’s safe to talk?", ">\n\nThis battle between these two would be fucking hilarious if they didn’t have a serious chance of winning.", ">\n\nWho cares what he says. Hey media, just ignore him and report when he's convicted pretty please.", ">\n\nAs weak as Trump is right now, he knows how to put the hurt on competing right-wing grifters.", ">\n\nTrump wasn't kidding when he said he hasn't changed since he was in first grade. This is the kind of thing a bully tries to tell other kids to make the picked on kid in class look bad. Except the picked on kid deserves it this time so it's hard to feel bad for any of them.", ">\n\nSure, Don. We all 100% believe that's something that happened. Thanks for the update.", ">\n\nGotta hand it to him, Trump really knows how to play to the absolute basest and lowest common denominator of humanity.", ">\n\nMAGA is completely Middle School bullshit.", ">\n\nIs trump lying?\nOr is the torture guy a cry baby?", ">\n\nSmells like 2016 again", ">\n\nHe claims everyone cries when they beg him for something. Could it be they’re just tearing up over the noxious stench emanating from his depends?", ">\n\nBoth r whinny little b!tches", ">\n\nOh I’m sure Trump has leaked a tear or two during a ketchup-smearing tantrum.", ">\n\nThe smell from Trump’s diaper was really bad at the time.", ">\n\nWhen Donny starts losing in the primary and he turns his violent goons on his opponents, that's gonna be a good time. No wonder they all want to see him in jail or dead before the time comes.", ">\n\nThis one actually tracks as being true. DeSantis is a whiner in press conferences I can only imagine what crocodile tears he pulls out while trying to gain power.", ">\n\nNext he is going to say DeSantis sucked his dick and swallowed.", ">\n\nLmao we're in for a wild ride, folks!", ">\n\nI’m sure they both cried together holding each other’s bellies", ">\n\nHonestly I doubt it happened at all, the man spews bullshit nonstop but he's now made one of his most dangerous political rivals look weak. Honestly, Ron was most likely the next to the throne of the republican party. \nRonny needs to come out swinging to appeal to the base cos the base will belief anything that liar will say. \nSo is it a republican party or a maga party is gonna be the question", ">\n\nHe came to me with tears in his eyes and said “sir”", ">\n\nLol this is gonna be good 🍿", ">\n\nI’m thrilled both are running for president. I hope they both keep going. Split the vote!!", ">\n\nRon gave Don head guaranteed", ">\n\nNot sure which of these guys is a bigger idiot", ">\n\nThe one time I want Trump to not be lying…", ">\n\nI cant wait for this lame party of GOP incel s to continue to lose, they are all absolute fucking idiots who have nothing to offer except wining and being so passive and lame and sad sack loser fucking idiots, the worst shit for America, just fucking cry baby losers. Barf.", ">\n\n“Oh sir, sir, please endorse me sir…”", ">\n\nAh, so trmp cried in front of someone when he needed their support. putin? I bet it was putin.", ">\n\nCome on, his knees were starting to hurt!", ">\n\nBut did he “beg like a dog”? The Trumpees love the most crass belittlements. Crying isn’t humiliating enough.", ">\n\n\nTrump Claims DeSantis Cried in Front of Him While Seeking Endorsement\n\nFor once I believe him", ">\n\nThey're both dicks and deserve each other.", ">\n\nBecause crying, as a sign of empathy and emotions, is a crippling wound in the mind of Donald Trump.", ">\n\nUsually, everything that comes out of Trump's mouth is bullshit, but it would not surprise me one bit if it was true.", ">\n\nYea, straight up lie.", ">\n\nCrying is not a weakness. Having said that, both of these guys can get fucked.", ">\n\nIs this even newsworthy? Who cares.", ">\n\nDid we learn nothing from vintage commercials? You gotta save Kodak moments like this to enjoy and share with others on a later date", ">\n\nWhy wouldn’t we believe you Mr Trump, oh that’s right you lie and you hate DeSantis.", ">\n\n\nBig man, strong man, comes up to me - tears in his eyes - he says \"Sir...\"\n\n-", ">\n\nWell, I gotta say, I absolutely believe him . . . and I REALLY bet it looked just like John Turturro begging for his life in Miller's Crossing. \"I'm just a grifter, Trumpy! I'm a nobody!\"", ">\n\nOh man, this is going to get real entertaining if DeSantis starts swinging back. I hope he does, and doe snot just roll over thinking \"it's fine, I'll run in 2028\".\nHe must be aware that, if Trump somehow won in 2024, the country would once again go blue after 4 more years of Trump. The last time he won is poisoned the next 3 elections for republicans. So, DeSantis would have a much worse chance of winning if he waited until 2028. Especially after Trump inevitably attempts to change the rules to allow him to run for a 3rd term.\nThe Conservative subreddit was pretty much ready to ditch Trump after the midterms. They've cooled a bit on that now, and are not paying much attention to these little jabs. But seeing them tear themselves in half when the gloves come off between Trump and DeSantis would really be some quality entertainment.", ">\n\nWhatever you think about his popularity with the broader electorate I wouldn't want to see Trump win even the Republican nomination. If he gets his hands on the levers of power and he knows that constitutionally he is ineligible for another term then he will do everything and anything to retain his grip on power. His last term ended with rednecks shitting in the halls of Congress. Let's not flirt with the idea that letting him win the nomination is good for Democrats. That's some 2016 thinking", ">\n\nWhatever. According to Trump everybody who comes up to talk to him as tears in their eyes. I imagine they're just crying cuz they're too close to God damn Donald Trump.", ">\n\nTrump tells the truth for once.", ">\n\nWho cares? I’m so over this type of stuff…we need to debate policies, attack bad policies…move on from the useless insults.", ">\n\nWe need pics", ">\n\nI doubt this is true but I love that he's using this nonsense on someone who deserves it for once.", ">\n\nDeSantis \"I cry everytime I'm in close proximity to freshly cut onions\" 🤣😙", ">\n\nI'm gonna go ahead and assume this is true, just like I'm gonna go ahead and assume it means trump cried in front of the actual billionaires in control of the GOP when he sought their endorsement.", ">\n\nCan we stop talking about trump for the ever loving fucking love of god. We’re gonna wake up to, “trump doesn’t understand oat milk.” Like fuck off. But it’s hard to stop talking about a guy who sells papers right", ">\n\nTo be fair, if I was stuck in a room with Trump I'd probably cry too.", ">\n\nThis won’t matter to the right. They don’t care. This masculinity “gotcha” will totally miss them. The only way this will ever matter is if they want to leverage against DeSantis later. As long as he is really delivering for the fascists and white supremacists, nothing will matter.", ">\n\nI'm cool with trump's lies sabotaging the republican party.", ">\n\nPeople who give a shit about stuff like this are watching politics like it’s a TV show or sporting event. \nSad.", ">\n\nWow.....when two serial liars tell a story, which one do you believe?!", ">\n\nDesantis vs Trump in primaries is going to be the most ridiculously absurd schoolyard insult fight ever.", ">\n\nTrump lies as easily as he breathes. At this point I’d be way more surprised to hear he told the truth about something", ">\n\nMore of this, please. Rot from within. MORE MORE MORE!", ">\n\nYes. I’m certain this actually happened.", ">\n\nThis one gonna get nasty", ">\n\nHaha it’s going to be fun watching these dogs pee all over eachother", ">\n\nJust another absurd claim that can’t be proven one way or the other. Not that DeSatan isn’t a monstrous liar himself.", ">\n\nI believe it", ">\n\nSo with his track record of projection...\nWhat do you think the over under on trump crying videos existing are?", ">\n\nDeSantis cry? A physical impossibility!", ">\n\nI don't doubt it. He'll do anything to get power.", ">\n\nBig strong man, tears in his eyes.", ">\n\nAs I watch as our democratic republic swirls down the toilet, my only solace is watching these two psychopaths (Trump & DeSantis) go at each other's throats for the Presidency.", ">\n\nI didn't even know DeSantis was a trucker.", ">\n\nHe means his money shot in DeSantis face got him in the eyes, causing them to water. 💦", ">\n\nIt was probably the smell", ">\n\nI choose to believe this, because it’s hilarious to picture.", ">\n\nare they really wearing the exact same outfit lmao", ">\n\nI honestly kind of believe this.", ">\n\nTrump, if you have any kind of solid evidence on these claims, you better start producing them for the press because DeSantis is kicking your ass.", ">\n\nSo what? The two of you are cut from the same dicktater cloth.", ">\n\nLet em fight!", ">\n\nVideo/pics or stfu trumpie!", ">\n\nDon't get me wrong, I dislike DeSantis just as much, but only the orange blob would make fun of someone showing feelings and use it to win internet points.", ">\n\nMust have been the smell", ">\n\nHe just couldn’t keep that card in his pocket. The premature trump played himself.", ">\n\nCan’t out bitchboy this bitchboy", ">\n\nJust this once, I’m going to assume Donald Trump is telling the truth, because fuck Ron DeSantis.", ">\n\nThe thing is, who cares if he cried? I do not like RD (lived in Florida 5 years, moved to another state in 2021, mostly because of what Florida is turning into), but even if he did cry, so what? Trump’s gender lines are so dumb and archaic: crying mad bad.", ">\n\nit doesn't matter.\nif desantis cried desantis fans will say he's human. if joe biden cried desantis fans will say he's weak.", ">\n\nDid he call him “sir” too while crying?", ">\n\nIt brings me great joy that these meatheads are eating each other alive.\nGreat, great joy.", ">\n\nDid Deathanus take it with, or without KY?", ">\n\nYes! Let’s the flames begin!", ">\n\nI CANNOT wait for the primary debates.", ">\n\nStrong guy. Never cried before in his life. Came to me with tears in his eyes asking for my endorsement. What a guy. So disloyal now.", ">\n\nI hate both of them but DeSantis isn't a scared little child. This is a guy who played college baseball - he was a stud. The last person he'd ever cry in front of is Trump that's for sure.", ">\n\nPlaying college baseball has absolutely nothing to do with this lmao.", ">\n\nIt does, it shows he's not a wimp. I hate the fucker with a passion but don't believe he cried in front of Trump. If you played baseball or football in college you'd understand (but clearly you didn't.)", ">\n\nSo when do we get the small penis insults from Trump?", ">\n\nThis is so stupid. There's no evidence but it's still gonna start yet another stage of those twos pissing match and it's hilarious", ">\n\n\"....and then Ron felt trump's massive biceps and begged him to become his personal trainer. Then Ron begged trump to teach him how to cook, make love, and buy property.\"", ">\n\nDid daddy Rump make Ronnie cry", ">\n\nThe best part? This stuff works. I don't know whether I should be impressed by Trump or sad for his supporters. A little of both, I guess.", ">\n\nLol, shit getting real.", ">\n\nTrump trying to appeal to those personality types who buy into egocentric masculinity that doesn’t include boys crying. The same kind of dudes who have to carry firearms to feel safe in society. “Tough on the outside…., repressed, depressed and angry on the inside.”", ">\n\nSomehow I believe Trump on this one.", ">\n\nRon's got 24 hours to get in the booth and buck back with a diss track", ">\n\nThe tiny hands club", ">\n\nThat Desantis wall building video with his kids is the SIMPIEST thing ive ever seen, not only by a politician, but a man. \nTalk about a little germ\nI Believe this....", ">\n\nRepublicans hate any sign of weakness", ">\n\nThis is a story about a liar lying about a liar!", ">\n\nIt's like that empire strikes back seen between Vader and the Emperor. Except two fools 🤣 Space Balls 2 here we come.", ">\n\nThis is the ultimate conservative insult. No \"real man\" would cry, let alone in front of another \"real man\".", ">\n\nKen Watanabi: “Let them fight”", ">\n\nDeSantis is a scammer, they were probably crocodile tears just to manipulate Trump", ">\n\nI'm living for the day tough guy DimSantis bends over for Dear Leader.", ">\n\nNow this is something I actually believe.", ">\n\n🎼 This is how it starrrts 🎶", ">\n\nI hope donald has a tape.", ">\n\nHe thinks he’s the godfather", ">\n\nDownvote every Trump story.", ">\n\nA statement that makes them both look terrible. GOOD", ">\n\nOoo the girls are fighting! Someone grab the popcorn!", ">\n\nDoes Trump have a fetish about crying men coming to him? The man is obsessed with crying men.", ">\n\nAnd we got a winner! Crying DeSantis!", ">\n\nAs a non-American I’m not entirely sure who DeSantis is, though I can see by the comments that he is not well liked. \nBut regardless of his politics, this feels like a weird thing to be arguing about in the news. So what if he did cry? Sometimes being passionate about something makes one cry. Maybe like some are suggesting it was faked. \nWhat’s important is, what does it tell other men when this is news and people are genuinely having this argument in the comments? Why are we still shaming people for feeling their feelings? Even people we don’t like?", ">\n\nWas that before or after the blowjob ?", ">\n\nHe needs to see what tears of laughter look like. He's probably telling Trump that he didn't need his approval to run for anything.", ">\n\nWhy do you have people attacking you from all angles, Ron? Might it be because you are an obnoxious asshole?", ">\n\nFight! Fight! Fight!", ">\n\nLol DeSadness", ">\n\nPeople can confirm this with tears in their eyes, the best people, bigly .\nCovfeve covfeve" ]

[ "Sooo, this means trump cried in front of someone when seeking endorsement? Putin?", ">\n\nExactly.", ">\n\nWell, now we know exactly who has something over him.", ">\n\nWe do, but we used to, too.", ">\n\nThanks, Mitch.", ">\n\nDonnie DOES love escalators…", ">\n\nSorry for the convenience", ">\n\nI wonder how man times he called Trump \"sir?\"", ">\n\nThis is how it went word for word.\n“Please sir, endorse me sir. How can I be as smart and as good looking as you sir? Or sir, [starts sobbing] you are so wonderful “", ">\n\nDesantis weakly salutes Dear Leader", ">\n\nThe mandatory real-fake cry claim does have Kim-Jong Il vibes.", ">\n\nRed-on-red crime is my favorite kind of crime.", ">\n\nThis one is great hecause half of their base appeal is as tough guys, so telling the nation that one of them was sobbing like a baby in front of the other is a solid move. Now Deathanus has to decide whether to just accept it and be belittled, or start to fight back and fracture the party. 10/10 can’t wait for season finale.", ">\n\nHalf of these guys wouldn’t know the difference between a hatchet and an axe and wouldn’t be able to load and shoot an AR. \nRepublicans in federal government are almost all what they would consider effeminate suburbanites.", ">\n\nIn reality yes. But we know they don’t live there. To them an obese man who wears makeup and lifted shoes while avoiding war because his feet hurt is the epitome of manly.", ">\n\nI love your username. For some reason, that line cracked up my wife and me and we say it all the time.", ">\n\nIt’s so funny how many people get the reference! Workaholics def had its fans but it was never a mainstream smash so it’s crazy how many people recognize one throwaway line from the show!\nNow get in my grapevan pls", ">\n\nCatherine Zeta Jones, she dips beneath lasers, oh oh oh", ">\n\nShe has entrapped me, and Sean Connery! OH oh OH. OH oh OHhh^hh^h", ">\n\nWhen two pieces of shit get together, there will be a whole lot of stories coming out", ">\n\nThis embarrassing DeSantis campaign ad will be played repeatedly as a hit piece. That was some insane level of bootlicking lol. For one rare moment, I think Trump is speaking the truth. DeSantis absolutely cried in front of him and maybe even got on his knees for an endorsement", ">\n\nI had to go show this to my grandma. She screams about Trump and DeSantis til her voice cracks. She said she’s never wished on anyone’s demise before them. And McConnell. The rage in her 4’11”, 74 year old body is immense.", ">\n\nSounds like you've got one righteous grandma", ">\n\nShe marched her lil ass out in January in DC to march with us during Trump’s inauguration. It was actually my 18th birthday and afterwards we stopped and had Ethiopian for the first time. Her first time trying any African food and she still talks about how much she loves it. She sat with me at a tattoo appointment and afterwards we got pizza and ice cream. I love her. She’s an amazing woman.", ">\n\n\nand afterwards we stopped and had Ethiopian\n\nColumbus Circle? Fantastic places up there", ">\n\nWish I could remember. The place was packed. My grandmother and I sat on the end of the table with the vegetarian platter (since i was vegan) so she mostly ate the veg stuff. It was amazing. There’s a good place up in Tampa (Queen of Sheba) but nowhere near as good as this place was.", ">\n\nHe's probably lying but I wouldn't be surprised if its true. Have you ever seen DeSantis in a debate or outside of his hand-picked media reporters? He's so socially awkward and unstable and has the charisma of a garden slug.", ">\n\nTrue. I have noticed him moving his jaw from side to side in nearly every news conference when someone else is at the podium. Odd.", ">\n\nHe's got some kind of behavioral issue. He was never an appealing candidate, but he's surrounded himself and insulated himself with a core group of very politically savvy extremists that are the ones propelling him forward. He's not the political \"genius\" the media paints him out to be. His handlers are but he's an empty suit being controlled by puppeteers.", ">\n\nThat is actually slightly reassuring for someone not so in the know about him, like myself.", ">\n\nIt shouldn't be though. If you start looking in to his core group of advisors and backers these are some terrifying people.", ">\n\nIn so much as it shows his limitations.", ">\n\nTrue, he has many weaknesses. But they cover for them well.", ">\n\nTrump is desperate to make his opponents look effete to distract from his needing to have his hand held as we walked down a ramp or having to grasp a glass with two small hands or needing the power of the military to help him beat Covid.", ">\n\nCovfefe", ">\n\nHamburder flu", ">\n\nPerpetrated by the radical left gang member known as the “Hamburglar”", ">\n\nRobble robble", ">\n\nLots of self-proclaimed “alpha males” are wrestling with some cognitive dissonance today.", ">\n\nThey'll figure it out after praying to their favorite NFT of the day", ">\n\nDeSantis's response is going to be \"you know what makes me cry? CRT. Please clap.\"", ">\n\nIt was Jeb Bush that said “please clap.”", ">\n\nStandard playbook. Muddy the waters to make your opponent look “just as bad or worse” than you.", ">\n\nOr at least make up enough stories so that sane people with busy lives aren’t sure anymore. It’s what they’ve done for Zelenskyy, Thunberg, and Fauci.\nThat being said I wouldn’t be surprised if Desantis cried.", ">\n\nOn the one hand, Trump claims this any time he tells a story about anyone asking him for anything. \"He came to me with tears in his eyes.\" It's a bizarre piece of rhetoric he employs at every given opportunity. I think he thinks it makes him look magnanimous while simultaneously making the other person look weak. I have doubts that anyone has expressed any emotion in front of the man for less than $50,000 any time in the past 20 years.\nOn the other hand, DeSantis has no heart, can probably cry on command, and will crawl on his hands and knees across broken glass to jerk off a syphilitic stray dog into his own mouth if it means he gets what he wants.", ">\n\nNow thats an awful image!", ">\n\nThank you, I crafted it while taking a dump.", ">\n\nHope Georgia prosecutors doesn't forget the tweet where Trump admitted to interfering in the Florida election to make sure Desantis won.", ">\n\nAnd everybody clapped.", ">\n\nI dunno, I imagine a lot of people cry when they have to interact with him.", ">\n\nDesantis...\"I've seen the pee tape, and it is the most humiliation thing I've ever seen. Donald even got some in his mouth.\"", ">\n\nIt's just DJT pissing up into his own mouth on a bed the Obama's slept on at the Kremlin", ">\n\nTo be fair, getting a close up whiff of scrambled Sudafed and BigMac diaper blowouts tends to make one’s eyes run a bit.", ">\n\nDesantis is garbage. But this story likely isn't true. Trump claims people cry in front of him all the time. Many of those people aren't even real, they are just folks he made up in his head in the moment. \n\"This big guy, some say a former marine, a lot of people are saying it, really big, tough guy, and he came to me, tears in his eyes, and he said 'Mister Trump, you saved my life,' and it's true, I did save his life, I fought next to him in Afghanistan, that's what people are saying, and you know what? Maybe they're right, maybe I did kill 100 terrorists, because I know terrorists, some of them are my friends, and I say to terrorists, stop with that terror, and you know what? They stop. No one else knows terror and anti-terror like I do, just like that marine said.\"", ">\n\nRoflcopter", ">\n\nTrump knows whatever shit he says in the media will be reported like it was fact first and have to be proven false later", ">\n\n\n\"There were tears coming down from his eyes. He said: 'If you endorse me, I'll win,'\" said Trump.\n\nlmao trump couldnt come up with something better than this?", ">\n\nSeriously lol. It has a lot of \"and then everyone clapped\" energy.", ">\n\nWow who's gonna vote for Little Crybaby Ronnie?", ">\n\nWell as hard as it is to say it, I believe Trump this time. He just left out that they cried together, holding each other in a swampy embrace. Their Depends touching each other and their tentacles creep out and conjoin so they may exchange long protein strings.", ">\n\nTrump: [proceeds to unzip pantaloons]", ">\n\n\npantaloons\n\nrich people pants", ">\n\nNo, it’s crazypants. Right there in the name: pant-of-loons.", ">\n\nSuper convincing story, just trust him it's true. He's a business man! How else can he be so rich if not being totally honest? Btw the water pressure sucks in Florida, you have to flush multiple times. Terrible, terrible leader.", ">\n\n“He said ‘Sir…’”", ">\n\nLying liars lie.", ">\n\nBigly.", ">\n\nTrump says ~~Santos~~ DeSantis cried. ~~Santos~~ DeSantis will claim that he didn't. One of these serial liars would be telling the truth. That has never happened before so the universe might just explode out of sheer surprise.\nEdit: wrong idiot", ">\n\nSantos or DeSantis?", ">\n\nTrump is such a beacon of truth and integrity. Add irony here.", ">\n\nPoor Cry Baby DeSantis", ">\n\n‘Big, strong’ men can’t stop crying around President Trump. Just ask him.", ">\n\nTrump is unbelievable. After all these years he still sounds like a hurt 8 year old.", ">\n\nIt's times like this that having no history of telling any kind of truth really doesn't work in his favor, as much as I want to believe this.", ">\n\nLike everything else Trump has said, I’m sure this is 100% true.\nHe never lies, right?", ">\n\nTo try to make a rival look bad? He'd never do that.", ">\n\nWhile calling him sir. Yawn. We get it, Donald.", ">\n\nHe is a cringe factory and totally seems like type to cry for something when he really wants it, like a big baby.", ">\n\nLol. These people suck so bad.", ">\n\nCrying is okay, folks.\nTrump and DeSantis are shit people, but crying is okay.", ">\n\nProbably.... and Donald Trump poops himself and is a traitor.", ">\n\nFact: trump lies about everything. Fact: trump denigrates his opponents. As much as I want to believe this, it’s probably bull shit.", ">\n\nThey’re both liars, but somehow I believe this.", ">\n\nAnd then DJT shit his Depends.", ">\n\nWatching the republican party implode this election cycle is going to be schadenfreude like I’ve never experienced before.", ">\n\nEverything this piece of shit ever says is a lie. So I’m going to happily report that this is definitely more bullshit from this traitor’s mouth.\nThat being said, unfortunately his base will still eat this up. Because:\n-The Traitorous Piece of Shit said it so it must be true.\n-DeathSentence cried.\n-Crying is womanly.\n-DeathSentence is a woman.\n-MAGA MAGA MAGA\nSomewhere right now a group of Qdiots are saying some spaghetti style version of the exact talking points above.", ">\n\nTrump can piss in his pants because he wears absorbent diapers. It is probably a medical condition so he should not be ashamed.", ">\n\n\"He probably didn't even cry when he was a baby, and then he said..SIR!\"", ">\n\nStormy claims trump cried when she laughed at his mushroom dick", ">\n\nI had thought DeSantis was a SEAL, and therefore unlikely to be crying. I checked Wikipedia and found out the was a lawyer for the SEALs, so different. \nThen I read that he got a Bronze Star after his Iraq tour, but then I found out that the Bronze star is typically awarded as an upgrade from a MSM in combat zones. \nSo now I'm thinking that the crying story is totes believable.", ">\n\nSo…. By using logic we come to the conclusion that he made Trump cry, amiright? 😱", ">\n\nThis asshat is so fucking predictable.", ">\n\ndo you mean Desantis crying? Or Trump lying?", ">\n\nAnd called him sir", ">\n\nNext he'll call his wife ugly", ">\n\nOr say that she has secrets about where she worked.\nOr that his dad killed JFK.", ">\n\nNeither of these fascist deserve to be president.", ">\n\nletthemfight.gif", ">\n\nLet them fight. ding ding", ">\n\nLmao, let the feasting begin.", ">\n\nThis I will believe.", ">\n\nI also heard Trump claimed that anytime DeSantis had to open a jar that was too hard to open he came over to Trump's; in tears.", ">\n\nIt's scary how with the GOP's constant appeasement of the Orange Turd, I can actually see this happening. \nIs Trump lying? Most likely. But I can still see it happening.", ">\n\nAnd he's known for his consistent honesty, so I'm sure this happened.", ">\n\nTrump seems to always endorse people who cry in front of him, only to betray him later. Not a great judge of character if you ask me.", ">\n\nLet me guess, he called him 'Sir,' too. \nBuffoon.", ">\n\nHaha, this is where they've gotten to? \"Desantis is a booger-head and cried in front of me!\"", ">\n\nIt’s going to be fascinating to watch the Republican politicians try to take on trump knowing how deranged the base is. They went along with the insanity and even leaned into it like when Ronny D built a toy wall with his kid in the commercial. They must know it’s impossible to reason with these people. I can only imagine what it will look like when the Trump crazies set their sights on destroying DeSantis.", ">\n\nPlease run as an independent. Please.\nHe's the orange kryptonite to that void of charisma hack from Florida.", ">\n\nAs is with everything Donald says \nIt is more than likely Donald cried Infront of Ronald\nHaha Ronald and Donald", ">\n\nAnyone with \"nald\" needs to be blacklisted from politics.", ">\n\nAnyone with gop, conservative or Republicansl too", ">\n\nLet them eat each other, i for one am and will be enjoying the show", ">\n\nWatching two obese men get into a dick measuring contest is rather disturbing.", ">\n\nEspecially without an electron microscope.", ">\n\nKing Ron is too evil to cry. He has ZERO empathy or compassion. I bet he wouldn’t (or didn’t) cry over his own mother dying.", ">\n\nI didn't see any after the hurricanes or the apartment collapse.", ">\n\nDonald Trump can insult DeSantis on every level and watch Ronnie boy go back to kissing Trump's ass. Just like Ted Cruz. \nThe Republican collective lacks a spine since they clearly just accept incivility and childishness as virtues.", ">\n\nPointless article", ">\n\nI hope they both destroy each other. Our country needs a better leader than these two clowns", ">\n\nBegun, the douche wars have.", ">\n\nDude this is fucking hilarious. Let the GOP burn baby burn", ">\n\n\"It was incredible. I was having lunch at Mar-A-Lago and DeSantis walks up to me with tears in his eyes. And he said. You know what he said? He said 'Mister Trump, you're amazing. Everything a man could be. If you endorse me, I'll win. I'll give you anything you want.' And you know what I said? I said 'No way Jose. I'm the big cheese.' And you know what he did? He ran away crying in his little white boots. So sad. So sad.\"", ">\n\nBelievable until he said “Mr trump”.\nIt’s always “Sir” or “Mr President” when the Cheeto relays his big strong man with tears in his eyes stories.", ">\n\nCan you imagine what Republicans are going to release against Trump when he dies and it’s safe to talk?", ">\n\nThis battle between these two would be fucking hilarious if they didn’t have a serious chance of winning.", ">\n\nWho cares what he says. Hey media, just ignore him and report when he's convicted pretty please.", ">\n\nAs weak as Trump is right now, he knows how to put the hurt on competing right-wing grifters.", ">\n\nTrump wasn't kidding when he said he hasn't changed since he was in first grade. This is the kind of thing a bully tries to tell other kids to make the picked on kid in class look bad. Except the picked on kid deserves it this time so it's hard to feel bad for any of them.", ">\n\nSure, Don. We all 100% believe that's something that happened. Thanks for the update.", ">\n\nGotta hand it to him, Trump really knows how to play to the absolute basest and lowest common denominator of humanity.", ">\n\nMAGA is completely Middle School bullshit.", ">\n\nIs trump lying?\nOr is the torture guy a cry baby?", ">\n\nSmells like 2016 again", ">\n\nHe claims everyone cries when they beg him for something. Could it be they’re just tearing up over the noxious stench emanating from his depends?", ">\n\nBoth r whinny little b!tches", ">\n\nOh I’m sure Trump has leaked a tear or two during a ketchup-smearing tantrum.", ">\n\nThe smell from Trump’s diaper was really bad at the time.", ">\n\nWhen Donny starts losing in the primary and he turns his violent goons on his opponents, that's gonna be a good time. No wonder they all want to see him in jail or dead before the time comes.", ">\n\nThis one actually tracks as being true. DeSantis is a whiner in press conferences I can only imagine what crocodile tears he pulls out while trying to gain power.", ">\n\nNext he is going to say DeSantis sucked his dick and swallowed.", ">\n\nLmao we're in for a wild ride, folks!", ">\n\nI’m sure they both cried together holding each other’s bellies", ">\n\nHonestly I doubt it happened at all, the man spews bullshit nonstop but he's now made one of his most dangerous political rivals look weak. Honestly, Ron was most likely the next to the throne of the republican party. \nRonny needs to come out swinging to appeal to the base cos the base will belief anything that liar will say. \nSo is it a republican party or a maga party is gonna be the question", ">\n\nHe came to me with tears in his eyes and said “sir”", ">\n\nLol this is gonna be good 🍿", ">\n\nI’m thrilled both are running for president. I hope they both keep going. Split the vote!!", ">\n\nRon gave Don head guaranteed", ">\n\nNot sure which of these guys is a bigger idiot", ">\n\nThe one time I want Trump to not be lying…", ">\n\nI cant wait for this lame party of GOP incel s to continue to lose, they are all absolute fucking idiots who have nothing to offer except wining and being so passive and lame and sad sack loser fucking idiots, the worst shit for America, just fucking cry baby losers. Barf.", ">\n\n“Oh sir, sir, please endorse me sir…”", ">\n\nAh, so trmp cried in front of someone when he needed their support. putin? I bet it was putin.", ">\n\nCome on, his knees were starting to hurt!", ">\n\nBut did he “beg like a dog”? The Trumpees love the most crass belittlements. Crying isn’t humiliating enough.", ">\n\n\nTrump Claims DeSantis Cried in Front of Him While Seeking Endorsement\n\nFor once I believe him", ">\n\nThey're both dicks and deserve each other.", ">\n\nBecause crying, as a sign of empathy and emotions, is a crippling wound in the mind of Donald Trump.", ">\n\nUsually, everything that comes out of Trump's mouth is bullshit, but it would not surprise me one bit if it was true.", ">\n\nYea, straight up lie.", ">\n\nCrying is not a weakness. Having said that, both of these guys can get fucked.", ">\n\nIs this even newsworthy? Who cares.", ">\n\nDid we learn nothing from vintage commercials? You gotta save Kodak moments like this to enjoy and share with others on a later date", ">\n\nWhy wouldn’t we believe you Mr Trump, oh that’s right you lie and you hate DeSantis.", ">\n\n\nBig man, strong man, comes up to me - tears in his eyes - he says \"Sir...\"\n\n-", ">\n\nWell, I gotta say, I absolutely believe him . . . and I REALLY bet it looked just like John Turturro begging for his life in Miller's Crossing. \"I'm just a grifter, Trumpy! I'm a nobody!\"", ">\n\nOh man, this is going to get real entertaining if DeSantis starts swinging back. I hope he does, and doe snot just roll over thinking \"it's fine, I'll run in 2028\".\nHe must be aware that, if Trump somehow won in 2024, the country would once again go blue after 4 more years of Trump. The last time he won is poisoned the next 3 elections for republicans. So, DeSantis would have a much worse chance of winning if he waited until 2028. Especially after Trump inevitably attempts to change the rules to allow him to run for a 3rd term.\nThe Conservative subreddit was pretty much ready to ditch Trump after the midterms. They've cooled a bit on that now, and are not paying much attention to these little jabs. But seeing them tear themselves in half when the gloves come off between Trump and DeSantis would really be some quality entertainment.", ">\n\nWhatever you think about his popularity with the broader electorate I wouldn't want to see Trump win even the Republican nomination. If he gets his hands on the levers of power and he knows that constitutionally he is ineligible for another term then he will do everything and anything to retain his grip on power. His last term ended with rednecks shitting in the halls of Congress. Let's not flirt with the idea that letting him win the nomination is good for Democrats. That's some 2016 thinking", ">\n\nWhatever. According to Trump everybody who comes up to talk to him as tears in their eyes. I imagine they're just crying cuz they're too close to God damn Donald Trump.", ">\n\nTrump tells the truth for once.", ">\n\nWho cares? I’m so over this type of stuff…we need to debate policies, attack bad policies…move on from the useless insults.", ">\n\nWe need pics", ">\n\nI doubt this is true but I love that he's using this nonsense on someone who deserves it for once.", ">\n\nDeSantis \"I cry everytime I'm in close proximity to freshly cut onions\" 🤣😙", ">\n\nI'm gonna go ahead and assume this is true, just like I'm gonna go ahead and assume it means trump cried in front of the actual billionaires in control of the GOP when he sought their endorsement.", ">\n\nCan we stop talking about trump for the ever loving fucking love of god. We’re gonna wake up to, “trump doesn’t understand oat milk.” Like fuck off. But it’s hard to stop talking about a guy who sells papers right", ">\n\nTo be fair, if I was stuck in a room with Trump I'd probably cry too.", ">\n\nThis won’t matter to the right. They don’t care. This masculinity “gotcha” will totally miss them. The only way this will ever matter is if they want to leverage against DeSantis later. As long as he is really delivering for the fascists and white supremacists, nothing will matter.", ">\n\nI'm cool with trump's lies sabotaging the republican party.", ">\n\nPeople who give a shit about stuff like this are watching politics like it’s a TV show or sporting event. \nSad.", ">\n\nWow.....when two serial liars tell a story, which one do you believe?!", ">\n\nDesantis vs Trump in primaries is going to be the most ridiculously absurd schoolyard insult fight ever.", ">\n\nTrump lies as easily as he breathes. At this point I’d be way more surprised to hear he told the truth about something", ">\n\nMore of this, please. Rot from within. MORE MORE MORE!", ">\n\nYes. I’m certain this actually happened.", ">\n\nThis one gonna get nasty", ">\n\nHaha it’s going to be fun watching these dogs pee all over eachother", ">\n\nJust another absurd claim that can’t be proven one way or the other. Not that DeSatan isn’t a monstrous liar himself.", ">\n\nI believe it", ">\n\nSo with his track record of projection...\nWhat do you think the over under on trump crying videos existing are?", ">\n\nDeSantis cry? A physical impossibility!", ">\n\nI don't doubt it. He'll do anything to get power.", ">\n\nBig strong man, tears in his eyes.", ">\n\nAs I watch as our democratic republic swirls down the toilet, my only solace is watching these two psychopaths (Trump & DeSantis) go at each other's throats for the Presidency.", ">\n\nI didn't even know DeSantis was a trucker.", ">\n\nHe means his money shot in DeSantis face got him in the eyes, causing them to water. 💦", ">\n\nIt was probably the smell", ">\n\nI choose to believe this, because it’s hilarious to picture.", ">\n\nare they really wearing the exact same outfit lmao", ">\n\nI honestly kind of believe this.", ">\n\nTrump, if you have any kind of solid evidence on these claims, you better start producing them for the press because DeSantis is kicking your ass.", ">\n\nSo what? The two of you are cut from the same dicktater cloth.", ">\n\nLet em fight!", ">\n\nVideo/pics or stfu trumpie!", ">\n\nDon't get me wrong, I dislike DeSantis just as much, but only the orange blob would make fun of someone showing feelings and use it to win internet points.", ">\n\nMust have been the smell", ">\n\nHe just couldn’t keep that card in his pocket. The premature trump played himself.", ">\n\nCan’t out bitchboy this bitchboy", ">\n\nJust this once, I’m going to assume Donald Trump is telling the truth, because fuck Ron DeSantis.", ">\n\nThe thing is, who cares if he cried? I do not like RD (lived in Florida 5 years, moved to another state in 2021, mostly because of what Florida is turning into), but even if he did cry, so what? Trump’s gender lines are so dumb and archaic: crying mad bad.", ">\n\nit doesn't matter.\nif desantis cried desantis fans will say he's human. if joe biden cried desantis fans will say he's weak.", ">\n\nDid he call him “sir” too while crying?", ">\n\nIt brings me great joy that these meatheads are eating each other alive.\nGreat, great joy.", ">\n\nDid Deathanus take it with, or without KY?", ">\n\nYes! Let’s the flames begin!", ">\n\nI CANNOT wait for the primary debates.", ">\n\nStrong guy. Never cried before in his life. Came to me with tears in his eyes asking for my endorsement. What a guy. So disloyal now.", ">\n\nI hate both of them but DeSantis isn't a scared little child. This is a guy who played college baseball - he was a stud. The last person he'd ever cry in front of is Trump that's for sure.", ">\n\nPlaying college baseball has absolutely nothing to do with this lmao.", ">\n\nIt does, it shows he's not a wimp. I hate the fucker with a passion but don't believe he cried in front of Trump. If you played baseball or football in college you'd understand (but clearly you didn't.)", ">\n\nSo when do we get the small penis insults from Trump?", ">\n\nThis is so stupid. There's no evidence but it's still gonna start yet another stage of those twos pissing match and it's hilarious", ">\n\n\"....and then Ron felt trump's massive biceps and begged him to become his personal trainer. Then Ron begged trump to teach him how to cook, make love, and buy property.\"", ">\n\nDid daddy Rump make Ronnie cry", ">\n\nThe best part? This stuff works. I don't know whether I should be impressed by Trump or sad for his supporters. A little of both, I guess.", ">\n\nLol, shit getting real.", ">\n\nTrump trying to appeal to those personality types who buy into egocentric masculinity that doesn’t include boys crying. The same kind of dudes who have to carry firearms to feel safe in society. “Tough on the outside…., repressed, depressed and angry on the inside.”", ">\n\nSomehow I believe Trump on this one.", ">\n\nRon's got 24 hours to get in the booth and buck back with a diss track", ">\n\nThe tiny hands club", ">\n\nThat Desantis wall building video with his kids is the SIMPIEST thing ive ever seen, not only by a politician, but a man. \nTalk about a little germ\nI Believe this....", ">\n\nRepublicans hate any sign of weakness", ">\n\nThis is a story about a liar lying about a liar!", ">\n\nIt's like that empire strikes back seen between Vader and the Emperor. Except two fools 🤣 Space Balls 2 here we come.", ">\n\nThis is the ultimate conservative insult. No \"real man\" would cry, let alone in front of another \"real man\".", ">\n\nKen Watanabi: “Let them fight”", ">\n\nDeSantis is a scammer, they were probably crocodile tears just to manipulate Trump", ">\n\nI'm living for the day tough guy DimSantis bends over for Dear Leader.", ">\n\nNow this is something I actually believe.", ">\n\n🎼 This is how it starrrts 🎶", ">\n\nI hope donald has a tape.", ">\n\nHe thinks he’s the godfather", ">\n\nDownvote every Trump story.", ">\n\nA statement that makes them both look terrible. GOOD", ">\n\nOoo the girls are fighting! Someone grab the popcorn!", ">\n\nDoes Trump have a fetish about crying men coming to him? The man is obsessed with crying men.", ">\n\nAnd we got a winner! Crying DeSantis!", ">\n\nAs a non-American I’m not entirely sure who DeSantis is, though I can see by the comments that he is not well liked. \nBut regardless of his politics, this feels like a weird thing to be arguing about in the news. So what if he did cry? Sometimes being passionate about something makes one cry. Maybe like some are suggesting it was faked. \nWhat’s important is, what does it tell other men when this is news and people are genuinely having this argument in the comments? Why are we still shaming people for feeling their feelings? Even people we don’t like?", ">\n\nWas that before or after the blowjob ?", ">\n\nHe needs to see what tears of laughter look like. He's probably telling Trump that he didn't need his approval to run for anything.", ">\n\nWhy do you have people attacking you from all angles, Ron? Might it be because you are an obnoxious asshole?", ">\n\nFight! Fight! Fight!", ">\n\nLol DeSadness", ">\n\nPeople can confirm this with tears in their eyes, the best people, bigly .\nCovfeve covfeve", ">\n\nDoes anyone believe him? And if not, why even report this? If Trump said the weather was sunny, I’d put on a raincoat before going out. I have no use for DeSantis, but Trump saying anything about anybody does not inform anyone in the least." ]

[ "Sooo, this means trump cried in front of someone when seeking endorsement? Putin?", ">\n\nExactly.", ">\n\nWell, now we know exactly who has something over him.", ">\n\nWe do, but we used to, too.", ">\n\nThanks, Mitch.", ">\n\nDonnie DOES love escalators…", ">\n\nSorry for the convenience", ">\n\nI wonder how man times he called Trump \"sir?\"", ">\n\nThis is how it went word for word.\n“Please sir, endorse me sir. How can I be as smart and as good looking as you sir? Or sir, [starts sobbing] you are so wonderful “", ">\n\nDesantis weakly salutes Dear Leader", ">\n\nThe mandatory real-fake cry claim does have Kim-Jong Il vibes.", ">\n\nRed-on-red crime is my favorite kind of crime.", ">\n\nThis one is great hecause half of their base appeal is as tough guys, so telling the nation that one of them was sobbing like a baby in front of the other is a solid move. Now Deathanus has to decide whether to just accept it and be belittled, or start to fight back and fracture the party. 10/10 can’t wait for season finale.", ">\n\nHalf of these guys wouldn’t know the difference between a hatchet and an axe and wouldn’t be able to load and shoot an AR. \nRepublicans in federal government are almost all what they would consider effeminate suburbanites.", ">\n\nIn reality yes. But we know they don’t live there. To them an obese man who wears makeup and lifted shoes while avoiding war because his feet hurt is the epitome of manly.", ">\n\nI love your username. For some reason, that line cracked up my wife and me and we say it all the time.", ">\n\nIt’s so funny how many people get the reference! Workaholics def had its fans but it was never a mainstream smash so it’s crazy how many people recognize one throwaway line from the show!\nNow get in my grapevan pls", ">\n\nCatherine Zeta Jones, she dips beneath lasers, oh oh oh", ">\n\nShe has entrapped me, and Sean Connery! OH oh OH. OH oh OHhh^hh^h", ">\n\nWhen two pieces of shit get together, there will be a whole lot of stories coming out", ">\n\nThis embarrassing DeSantis campaign ad will be played repeatedly as a hit piece. That was some insane level of bootlicking lol. For one rare moment, I think Trump is speaking the truth. DeSantis absolutely cried in front of him and maybe even got on his knees for an endorsement", ">\n\nI had to go show this to my grandma. She screams about Trump and DeSantis til her voice cracks. She said she’s never wished on anyone’s demise before them. And McConnell. The rage in her 4’11”, 74 year old body is immense.", ">\n\nSounds like you've got one righteous grandma", ">\n\nShe marched her lil ass out in January in DC to march with us during Trump’s inauguration. It was actually my 18th birthday and afterwards we stopped and had Ethiopian for the first time. Her first time trying any African food and she still talks about how much she loves it. She sat with me at a tattoo appointment and afterwards we got pizza and ice cream. I love her. She’s an amazing woman.", ">\n\n\nand afterwards we stopped and had Ethiopian\n\nColumbus Circle? Fantastic places up there", ">\n\nWish I could remember. The place was packed. My grandmother and I sat on the end of the table with the vegetarian platter (since i was vegan) so she mostly ate the veg stuff. It was amazing. There’s a good place up in Tampa (Queen of Sheba) but nowhere near as good as this place was.", ">\n\nHe's probably lying but I wouldn't be surprised if its true. Have you ever seen DeSantis in a debate or outside of his hand-picked media reporters? He's so socially awkward and unstable and has the charisma of a garden slug.", ">\n\nTrue. I have noticed him moving his jaw from side to side in nearly every news conference when someone else is at the podium. Odd.", ">\n\nHe's got some kind of behavioral issue. He was never an appealing candidate, but he's surrounded himself and insulated himself with a core group of very politically savvy extremists that are the ones propelling him forward. He's not the political \"genius\" the media paints him out to be. His handlers are but he's an empty suit being controlled by puppeteers.", ">\n\nThat is actually slightly reassuring for someone not so in the know about him, like myself.", ">\n\nIt shouldn't be though. If you start looking in to his core group of advisors and backers these are some terrifying people.", ">\n\nIn so much as it shows his limitations.", ">\n\nTrue, he has many weaknesses. But they cover for them well.", ">\n\nTrump is desperate to make his opponents look effete to distract from his needing to have his hand held as we walked down a ramp or having to grasp a glass with two small hands or needing the power of the military to help him beat Covid.", ">\n\nCovfefe", ">\n\nHamburder flu", ">\n\nPerpetrated by the radical left gang member known as the “Hamburglar”", ">\n\nRobble robble", ">\n\nLots of self-proclaimed “alpha males” are wrestling with some cognitive dissonance today.", ">\n\nThey'll figure it out after praying to their favorite NFT of the day", ">\n\nDeSantis's response is going to be \"you know what makes me cry? CRT. Please clap.\"", ">\n\nIt was Jeb Bush that said “please clap.”", ">\n\nStandard playbook. Muddy the waters to make your opponent look “just as bad or worse” than you.", ">\n\nOr at least make up enough stories so that sane people with busy lives aren’t sure anymore. It’s what they’ve done for Zelenskyy, Thunberg, and Fauci.\nThat being said I wouldn’t be surprised if Desantis cried.", ">\n\nOn the one hand, Trump claims this any time he tells a story about anyone asking him for anything. \"He came to me with tears in his eyes.\" It's a bizarre piece of rhetoric he employs at every given opportunity. I think he thinks it makes him look magnanimous while simultaneously making the other person look weak. I have doubts that anyone has expressed any emotion in front of the man for less than $50,000 any time in the past 20 years.\nOn the other hand, DeSantis has no heart, can probably cry on command, and will crawl on his hands and knees across broken glass to jerk off a syphilitic stray dog into his own mouth if it means he gets what he wants.", ">\n\nNow thats an awful image!", ">\n\nThank you, I crafted it while taking a dump.", ">\n\nHope Georgia prosecutors doesn't forget the tweet where Trump admitted to interfering in the Florida election to make sure Desantis won.", ">\n\nAnd everybody clapped.", ">\n\nI dunno, I imagine a lot of people cry when they have to interact with him.", ">\n\nDesantis...\"I've seen the pee tape, and it is the most humiliation thing I've ever seen. Donald even got some in his mouth.\"", ">\n\nIt's just DJT pissing up into his own mouth on a bed the Obama's slept on at the Kremlin", ">\n\nTo be fair, getting a close up whiff of scrambled Sudafed and BigMac diaper blowouts tends to make one’s eyes run a bit.", ">\n\nDesantis is garbage. But this story likely isn't true. Trump claims people cry in front of him all the time. Many of those people aren't even real, they are just folks he made up in his head in the moment. \n\"This big guy, some say a former marine, a lot of people are saying it, really big, tough guy, and he came to me, tears in his eyes, and he said 'Mister Trump, you saved my life,' and it's true, I did save his life, I fought next to him in Afghanistan, that's what people are saying, and you know what? Maybe they're right, maybe I did kill 100 terrorists, because I know terrorists, some of them are my friends, and I say to terrorists, stop with that terror, and you know what? They stop. No one else knows terror and anti-terror like I do, just like that marine said.\"", ">\n\nRoflcopter", ">\n\nTrump knows whatever shit he says in the media will be reported like it was fact first and have to be proven false later", ">\n\n\n\"There were tears coming down from his eyes. He said: 'If you endorse me, I'll win,'\" said Trump.\n\nlmao trump couldnt come up with something better than this?", ">\n\nSeriously lol. It has a lot of \"and then everyone clapped\" energy.", ">\n\nWow who's gonna vote for Little Crybaby Ronnie?", ">\n\nWell as hard as it is to say it, I believe Trump this time. He just left out that they cried together, holding each other in a swampy embrace. Their Depends touching each other and their tentacles creep out and conjoin so they may exchange long protein strings.", ">\n\nTrump: [proceeds to unzip pantaloons]", ">\n\n\npantaloons\n\nrich people pants", ">\n\nNo, it’s crazypants. Right there in the name: pant-of-loons.", ">\n\nSuper convincing story, just trust him it's true. He's a business man! How else can he be so rich if not being totally honest? Btw the water pressure sucks in Florida, you have to flush multiple times. Terrible, terrible leader.", ">\n\n“He said ‘Sir…’”", ">\n\nLying liars lie.", ">\n\nBigly.", ">\n\nTrump says ~~Santos~~ DeSantis cried. ~~Santos~~ DeSantis will claim that he didn't. One of these serial liars would be telling the truth. That has never happened before so the universe might just explode out of sheer surprise.\nEdit: wrong idiot", ">\n\nSantos or DeSantis?", ">\n\nTrump is such a beacon of truth and integrity. Add irony here.", ">\n\nPoor Cry Baby DeSantis", ">\n\n‘Big, strong’ men can’t stop crying around President Trump. Just ask him.", ">\n\nTrump is unbelievable. After all these years he still sounds like a hurt 8 year old.", ">\n\nIt's times like this that having no history of telling any kind of truth really doesn't work in his favor, as much as I want to believe this.", ">\n\nLike everything else Trump has said, I’m sure this is 100% true.\nHe never lies, right?", ">\n\nTo try to make a rival look bad? He'd never do that.", ">\n\nWhile calling him sir. Yawn. We get it, Donald.", ">\n\nHe is a cringe factory and totally seems like type to cry for something when he really wants it, like a big baby.", ">\n\nLol. These people suck so bad.", ">\n\nCrying is okay, folks.\nTrump and DeSantis are shit people, but crying is okay.", ">\n\nProbably.... and Donald Trump poops himself and is a traitor.", ">\n\nFact: trump lies about everything. Fact: trump denigrates his opponents. As much as I want to believe this, it’s probably bull shit.", ">\n\nThey’re both liars, but somehow I believe this.", ">\n\nAnd then DJT shit his Depends.", ">\n\nWatching the republican party implode this election cycle is going to be schadenfreude like I’ve never experienced before.", ">\n\nEverything this piece of shit ever says is a lie. So I’m going to happily report that this is definitely more bullshit from this traitor’s mouth.\nThat being said, unfortunately his base will still eat this up. Because:\n-The Traitorous Piece of Shit said it so it must be true.\n-DeathSentence cried.\n-Crying is womanly.\n-DeathSentence is a woman.\n-MAGA MAGA MAGA\nSomewhere right now a group of Qdiots are saying some spaghetti style version of the exact talking points above.", ">\n\nTrump can piss in his pants because he wears absorbent diapers. It is probably a medical condition so he should not be ashamed.", ">\n\n\"He probably didn't even cry when he was a baby, and then he said..SIR!\"", ">\n\nStormy claims trump cried when she laughed at his mushroom dick", ">\n\nI had thought DeSantis was a SEAL, and therefore unlikely to be crying. I checked Wikipedia and found out the was a lawyer for the SEALs, so different. \nThen I read that he got a Bronze Star after his Iraq tour, but then I found out that the Bronze star is typically awarded as an upgrade from a MSM in combat zones. \nSo now I'm thinking that the crying story is totes believable.", ">\n\nSo…. By using logic we come to the conclusion that he made Trump cry, amiright? 😱", ">\n\nThis asshat is so fucking predictable.", ">\n\ndo you mean Desantis crying? Or Trump lying?", ">\n\nAnd called him sir", ">\n\nNext he'll call his wife ugly", ">\n\nOr say that she has secrets about where she worked.\nOr that his dad killed JFK.", ">\n\nNeither of these fascist deserve to be president.", ">\n\nletthemfight.gif", ">\n\nLet them fight. ding ding", ">\n\nLmao, let the feasting begin.", ">\n\nThis I will believe.", ">\n\nI also heard Trump claimed that anytime DeSantis had to open a jar that was too hard to open he came over to Trump's; in tears.", ">\n\nIt's scary how with the GOP's constant appeasement of the Orange Turd, I can actually see this happening. \nIs Trump lying? Most likely. But I can still see it happening.", ">\n\nAnd he's known for his consistent honesty, so I'm sure this happened.", ">\n\nTrump seems to always endorse people who cry in front of him, only to betray him later. Not a great judge of character if you ask me.", ">\n\nLet me guess, he called him 'Sir,' too. \nBuffoon.", ">\n\nHaha, this is where they've gotten to? \"Desantis is a booger-head and cried in front of me!\"", ">\n\nIt’s going to be fascinating to watch the Republican politicians try to take on trump knowing how deranged the base is. They went along with the insanity and even leaned into it like when Ronny D built a toy wall with his kid in the commercial. They must know it’s impossible to reason with these people. I can only imagine what it will look like when the Trump crazies set their sights on destroying DeSantis.", ">\n\nPlease run as an independent. Please.\nHe's the orange kryptonite to that void of charisma hack from Florida.", ">\n\nAs is with everything Donald says \nIt is more than likely Donald cried Infront of Ronald\nHaha Ronald and Donald", ">\n\nAnyone with \"nald\" needs to be blacklisted from politics.", ">\n\nAnyone with gop, conservative or Republicansl too", ">\n\nLet them eat each other, i for one am and will be enjoying the show", ">\n\nWatching two obese men get into a dick measuring contest is rather disturbing.", ">\n\nEspecially without an electron microscope.", ">\n\nKing Ron is too evil to cry. He has ZERO empathy or compassion. I bet he wouldn’t (or didn’t) cry over his own mother dying.", ">\n\nI didn't see any after the hurricanes or the apartment collapse.", ">\n\nDonald Trump can insult DeSantis on every level and watch Ronnie boy go back to kissing Trump's ass. Just like Ted Cruz. \nThe Republican collective lacks a spine since they clearly just accept incivility and childishness as virtues.", ">\n\nPointless article", ">\n\nI hope they both destroy each other. Our country needs a better leader than these two clowns", ">\n\nBegun, the douche wars have.", ">\n\nDude this is fucking hilarious. Let the GOP burn baby burn", ">\n\n\"It was incredible. I was having lunch at Mar-A-Lago and DeSantis walks up to me with tears in his eyes. And he said. You know what he said? He said 'Mister Trump, you're amazing. Everything a man could be. If you endorse me, I'll win. I'll give you anything you want.' And you know what I said? I said 'No way Jose. I'm the big cheese.' And you know what he did? He ran away crying in his little white boots. So sad. So sad.\"", ">\n\nBelievable until he said “Mr trump”.\nIt’s always “Sir” or “Mr President” when the Cheeto relays his big strong man with tears in his eyes stories.", ">\n\nCan you imagine what Republicans are going to release against Trump when he dies and it’s safe to talk?", ">\n\nThis battle between these two would be fucking hilarious if they didn’t have a serious chance of winning.", ">\n\nWho cares what he says. Hey media, just ignore him and report when he's convicted pretty please.", ">\n\nAs weak as Trump is right now, he knows how to put the hurt on competing right-wing grifters.", ">\n\nTrump wasn't kidding when he said he hasn't changed since he was in first grade. This is the kind of thing a bully tries to tell other kids to make the picked on kid in class look bad. Except the picked on kid deserves it this time so it's hard to feel bad for any of them.", ">\n\nSure, Don. We all 100% believe that's something that happened. Thanks for the update.", ">\n\nGotta hand it to him, Trump really knows how to play to the absolute basest and lowest common denominator of humanity.", ">\n\nMAGA is completely Middle School bullshit.", ">\n\nIs trump lying?\nOr is the torture guy a cry baby?", ">\n\nSmells like 2016 again", ">\n\nHe claims everyone cries when they beg him for something. Could it be they’re just tearing up over the noxious stench emanating from his depends?", ">\n\nBoth r whinny little b!tches", ">\n\nOh I’m sure Trump has leaked a tear or two during a ketchup-smearing tantrum.", ">\n\nThe smell from Trump’s diaper was really bad at the time.", ">\n\nWhen Donny starts losing in the primary and he turns his violent goons on his opponents, that's gonna be a good time. No wonder they all want to see him in jail or dead before the time comes.", ">\n\nThis one actually tracks as being true. DeSantis is a whiner in press conferences I can only imagine what crocodile tears he pulls out while trying to gain power.", ">\n\nNext he is going to say DeSantis sucked his dick and swallowed.", ">\n\nLmao we're in for a wild ride, folks!", ">\n\nI’m sure they both cried together holding each other’s bellies", ">\n\nHonestly I doubt it happened at all, the man spews bullshit nonstop but he's now made one of his most dangerous political rivals look weak. Honestly, Ron was most likely the next to the throne of the republican party. \nRonny needs to come out swinging to appeal to the base cos the base will belief anything that liar will say. \nSo is it a republican party or a maga party is gonna be the question", ">\n\nHe came to me with tears in his eyes and said “sir”", ">\n\nLol this is gonna be good 🍿", ">\n\nI’m thrilled both are running for president. I hope they both keep going. Split the vote!!", ">\n\nRon gave Don head guaranteed", ">\n\nNot sure which of these guys is a bigger idiot", ">\n\nThe one time I want Trump to not be lying…", ">\n\nI cant wait for this lame party of GOP incel s to continue to lose, they are all absolute fucking idiots who have nothing to offer except wining and being so passive and lame and sad sack loser fucking idiots, the worst shit for America, just fucking cry baby losers. Barf.", ">\n\n“Oh sir, sir, please endorse me sir…”", ">\n\nAh, so trmp cried in front of someone when he needed their support. putin? I bet it was putin.", ">\n\nCome on, his knees were starting to hurt!", ">\n\nBut did he “beg like a dog”? The Trumpees love the most crass belittlements. Crying isn’t humiliating enough.", ">\n\n\nTrump Claims DeSantis Cried in Front of Him While Seeking Endorsement\n\nFor once I believe him", ">\n\nThey're both dicks and deserve each other.", ">\n\nBecause crying, as a sign of empathy and emotions, is a crippling wound in the mind of Donald Trump.", ">\n\nUsually, everything that comes out of Trump's mouth is bullshit, but it would not surprise me one bit if it was true.", ">\n\nYea, straight up lie.", ">\n\nCrying is not a weakness. Having said that, both of these guys can get fucked.", ">\n\nIs this even newsworthy? Who cares.", ">\n\nDid we learn nothing from vintage commercials? You gotta save Kodak moments like this to enjoy and share with others on a later date", ">\n\nWhy wouldn’t we believe you Mr Trump, oh that’s right you lie and you hate DeSantis.", ">\n\n\nBig man, strong man, comes up to me - tears in his eyes - he says \"Sir...\"\n\n-", ">\n\nWell, I gotta say, I absolutely believe him . . . and I REALLY bet it looked just like John Turturro begging for his life in Miller's Crossing. \"I'm just a grifter, Trumpy! I'm a nobody!\"", ">\n\nOh man, this is going to get real entertaining if DeSantis starts swinging back. I hope he does, and doe snot just roll over thinking \"it's fine, I'll run in 2028\".\nHe must be aware that, if Trump somehow won in 2024, the country would once again go blue after 4 more years of Trump. The last time he won is poisoned the next 3 elections for republicans. So, DeSantis would have a much worse chance of winning if he waited until 2028. Especially after Trump inevitably attempts to change the rules to allow him to run for a 3rd term.\nThe Conservative subreddit was pretty much ready to ditch Trump after the midterms. They've cooled a bit on that now, and are not paying much attention to these little jabs. But seeing them tear themselves in half when the gloves come off between Trump and DeSantis would really be some quality entertainment.", ">\n\nWhatever you think about his popularity with the broader electorate I wouldn't want to see Trump win even the Republican nomination. If he gets his hands on the levers of power and he knows that constitutionally he is ineligible for another term then he will do everything and anything to retain his grip on power. His last term ended with rednecks shitting in the halls of Congress. Let's not flirt with the idea that letting him win the nomination is good for Democrats. That's some 2016 thinking", ">\n\nWhatever. According to Trump everybody who comes up to talk to him as tears in their eyes. I imagine they're just crying cuz they're too close to God damn Donald Trump.", ">\n\nTrump tells the truth for once.", ">\n\nWho cares? I’m so over this type of stuff…we need to debate policies, attack bad policies…move on from the useless insults.", ">\n\nWe need pics", ">\n\nI doubt this is true but I love that he's using this nonsense on someone who deserves it for once.", ">\n\nDeSantis \"I cry everytime I'm in close proximity to freshly cut onions\" 🤣😙", ">\n\nI'm gonna go ahead and assume this is true, just like I'm gonna go ahead and assume it means trump cried in front of the actual billionaires in control of the GOP when he sought their endorsement.", ">\n\nCan we stop talking about trump for the ever loving fucking love of god. We’re gonna wake up to, “trump doesn’t understand oat milk.” Like fuck off. But it’s hard to stop talking about a guy who sells papers right", ">\n\nTo be fair, if I was stuck in a room with Trump I'd probably cry too.", ">\n\nThis won’t matter to the right. They don’t care. This masculinity “gotcha” will totally miss them. The only way this will ever matter is if they want to leverage against DeSantis later. As long as he is really delivering for the fascists and white supremacists, nothing will matter.", ">\n\nI'm cool with trump's lies sabotaging the republican party.", ">\n\nPeople who give a shit about stuff like this are watching politics like it’s a TV show or sporting event. \nSad.", ">\n\nWow.....when two serial liars tell a story, which one do you believe?!", ">\n\nDesantis vs Trump in primaries is going to be the most ridiculously absurd schoolyard insult fight ever.", ">\n\nTrump lies as easily as he breathes. At this point I’d be way more surprised to hear he told the truth about something", ">\n\nMore of this, please. Rot from within. MORE MORE MORE!", ">\n\nYes. I’m certain this actually happened.", ">\n\nThis one gonna get nasty", ">\n\nHaha it’s going to be fun watching these dogs pee all over eachother", ">\n\nJust another absurd claim that can’t be proven one way or the other. Not that DeSatan isn’t a monstrous liar himself.", ">\n\nI believe it", ">\n\nSo with his track record of projection...\nWhat do you think the over under on trump crying videos existing are?", ">\n\nDeSantis cry? A physical impossibility!", ">\n\nI don't doubt it. He'll do anything to get power.", ">\n\nBig strong man, tears in his eyes.", ">\n\nAs I watch as our democratic republic swirls down the toilet, my only solace is watching these two psychopaths (Trump & DeSantis) go at each other's throats for the Presidency.", ">\n\nI didn't even know DeSantis was a trucker.", ">\n\nHe means his money shot in DeSantis face got him in the eyes, causing them to water. 💦", ">\n\nIt was probably the smell", ">\n\nI choose to believe this, because it’s hilarious to picture.", ">\n\nare they really wearing the exact same outfit lmao", ">\n\nI honestly kind of believe this.", ">\n\nTrump, if you have any kind of solid evidence on these claims, you better start producing them for the press because DeSantis is kicking your ass.", ">\n\nSo what? The two of you are cut from the same dicktater cloth.", ">\n\nLet em fight!", ">\n\nVideo/pics or stfu trumpie!", ">\n\nDon't get me wrong, I dislike DeSantis just as much, but only the orange blob would make fun of someone showing feelings and use it to win internet points.", ">\n\nMust have been the smell", ">\n\nHe just couldn’t keep that card in his pocket. The premature trump played himself.", ">\n\nCan’t out bitchboy this bitchboy", ">\n\nJust this once, I’m going to assume Donald Trump is telling the truth, because fuck Ron DeSantis.", ">\n\nThe thing is, who cares if he cried? I do not like RD (lived in Florida 5 years, moved to another state in 2021, mostly because of what Florida is turning into), but even if he did cry, so what? Trump’s gender lines are so dumb and archaic: crying mad bad.", ">\n\nit doesn't matter.\nif desantis cried desantis fans will say he's human. if joe biden cried desantis fans will say he's weak.", ">\n\nDid he call him “sir” too while crying?", ">\n\nIt brings me great joy that these meatheads are eating each other alive.\nGreat, great joy.", ">\n\nDid Deathanus take it with, or without KY?", ">\n\nYes! Let’s the flames begin!", ">\n\nI CANNOT wait for the primary debates.", ">\n\nStrong guy. Never cried before in his life. Came to me with tears in his eyes asking for my endorsement. What a guy. So disloyal now.", ">\n\nI hate both of them but DeSantis isn't a scared little child. This is a guy who played college baseball - he was a stud. The last person he'd ever cry in front of is Trump that's for sure.", ">\n\nPlaying college baseball has absolutely nothing to do with this lmao.", ">\n\nIt does, it shows he's not a wimp. I hate the fucker with a passion but don't believe he cried in front of Trump. If you played baseball or football in college you'd understand (but clearly you didn't.)", ">\n\nSo when do we get the small penis insults from Trump?", ">\n\nThis is so stupid. There's no evidence but it's still gonna start yet another stage of those twos pissing match and it's hilarious", ">\n\n\"....and then Ron felt trump's massive biceps and begged him to become his personal trainer. Then Ron begged trump to teach him how to cook, make love, and buy property.\"", ">\n\nDid daddy Rump make Ronnie cry", ">\n\nThe best part? This stuff works. I don't know whether I should be impressed by Trump or sad for his supporters. A little of both, I guess.", ">\n\nLol, shit getting real.", ">\n\nTrump trying to appeal to those personality types who buy into egocentric masculinity that doesn’t include boys crying. The same kind of dudes who have to carry firearms to feel safe in society. “Tough on the outside…., repressed, depressed and angry on the inside.”", ">\n\nSomehow I believe Trump on this one.", ">\n\nRon's got 24 hours to get in the booth and buck back with a diss track", ">\n\nThe tiny hands club", ">\n\nThat Desantis wall building video with his kids is the SIMPIEST thing ive ever seen, not only by a politician, but a man. \nTalk about a little germ\nI Believe this....", ">\n\nRepublicans hate any sign of weakness", ">\n\nThis is a story about a liar lying about a liar!", ">\n\nIt's like that empire strikes back seen between Vader and the Emperor. Except two fools 🤣 Space Balls 2 here we come.", ">\n\nThis is the ultimate conservative insult. No \"real man\" would cry, let alone in front of another \"real man\".", ">\n\nKen Watanabi: “Let them fight”", ">\n\nDeSantis is a scammer, they were probably crocodile tears just to manipulate Trump", ">\n\nI'm living for the day tough guy DimSantis bends over for Dear Leader.", ">\n\nNow this is something I actually believe.", ">\n\n🎼 This is how it starrrts 🎶", ">\n\nI hope donald has a tape.", ">\n\nHe thinks he’s the godfather", ">\n\nDownvote every Trump story.", ">\n\nA statement that makes them both look terrible. GOOD", ">\n\nOoo the girls are fighting! Someone grab the popcorn!", ">\n\nDoes Trump have a fetish about crying men coming to him? The man is obsessed with crying men.", ">\n\nAnd we got a winner! Crying DeSantis!", ">\n\nAs a non-American I’m not entirely sure who DeSantis is, though I can see by the comments that he is not well liked. \nBut regardless of his politics, this feels like a weird thing to be arguing about in the news. So what if he did cry? Sometimes being passionate about something makes one cry. Maybe like some are suggesting it was faked. \nWhat’s important is, what does it tell other men when this is news and people are genuinely having this argument in the comments? Why are we still shaming people for feeling their feelings? Even people we don’t like?", ">\n\nWas that before or after the blowjob ?", ">\n\nHe needs to see what tears of laughter look like. He's probably telling Trump that he didn't need his approval to run for anything.", ">\n\nWhy do you have people attacking you from all angles, Ron? Might it be because you are an obnoxious asshole?", ">\n\nFight! Fight! Fight!", ">\n\nLol DeSadness", ">\n\nPeople can confirm this with tears in their eyes, the best people, bigly .\nCovfeve covfeve", ">\n\nDoes anyone believe him? And if not, why even report this? If Trump said the weather was sunny, I’d put on a raincoat before going out. I have no use for DeSantis, but Trump saying anything about anybody does not inform anyone in the least.", ">\n\nThe sexual tension between these two is palpable" ]

[ "Sooo, this means trump cried in front of someone when seeking endorsement? Putin?", ">\n\nExactly.", ">\n\nWell, now we know exactly who has something over him.", ">\n\nWe do, but we used to, too.", ">\n\nThanks, Mitch.", ">\n\nDonnie DOES love escalators…", ">\n\nSorry for the convenience", ">\n\nI wonder how man times he called Trump \"sir?\"", ">\n\nThis is how it went word for word.\n“Please sir, endorse me sir. How can I be as smart and as good looking as you sir? Or sir, [starts sobbing] you are so wonderful “", ">\n\nDesantis weakly salutes Dear Leader", ">\n\nThe mandatory real-fake cry claim does have Kim-Jong Il vibes.", ">\n\nRed-on-red crime is my favorite kind of crime.", ">\n\nThis one is great hecause half of their base appeal is as tough guys, so telling the nation that one of them was sobbing like a baby in front of the other is a solid move. Now Deathanus has to decide whether to just accept it and be belittled, or start to fight back and fracture the party. 10/10 can’t wait for season finale.", ">\n\nHalf of these guys wouldn’t know the difference between a hatchet and an axe and wouldn’t be able to load and shoot an AR. \nRepublicans in federal government are almost all what they would consider effeminate suburbanites.", ">\n\nIn reality yes. But we know they don’t live there. To them an obese man who wears makeup and lifted shoes while avoiding war because his feet hurt is the epitome of manly.", ">\n\nI love your username. For some reason, that line cracked up my wife and me and we say it all the time.", ">\n\nIt’s so funny how many people get the reference! Workaholics def had its fans but it was never a mainstream smash so it’s crazy how many people recognize one throwaway line from the show!\nNow get in my grapevan pls", ">\n\nCatherine Zeta Jones, she dips beneath lasers, oh oh oh", ">\n\nShe has entrapped me, and Sean Connery! OH oh OH. OH oh OHhh^hh^h", ">\n\nWhen two pieces of shit get together, there will be a whole lot of stories coming out", ">\n\nThis embarrassing DeSantis campaign ad will be played repeatedly as a hit piece. That was some insane level of bootlicking lol. For one rare moment, I think Trump is speaking the truth. DeSantis absolutely cried in front of him and maybe even got on his knees for an endorsement", ">\n\nI had to go show this to my grandma. She screams about Trump and DeSantis til her voice cracks. She said she’s never wished on anyone’s demise before them. And McConnell. The rage in her 4’11”, 74 year old body is immense.", ">\n\nSounds like you've got one righteous grandma", ">\n\nShe marched her lil ass out in January in DC to march with us during Trump’s inauguration. It was actually my 18th birthday and afterwards we stopped and had Ethiopian for the first time. Her first time trying any African food and she still talks about how much she loves it. She sat with me at a tattoo appointment and afterwards we got pizza and ice cream. I love her. She’s an amazing woman.", ">\n\n\nand afterwards we stopped and had Ethiopian\n\nColumbus Circle? Fantastic places up there", ">\n\nWish I could remember. The place was packed. My grandmother and I sat on the end of the table with the vegetarian platter (since i was vegan) so she mostly ate the veg stuff. It was amazing. There’s a good place up in Tampa (Queen of Sheba) but nowhere near as good as this place was.", ">\n\nHe's probably lying but I wouldn't be surprised if its true. Have you ever seen DeSantis in a debate or outside of his hand-picked media reporters? He's so socially awkward and unstable and has the charisma of a garden slug.", ">\n\nTrue. I have noticed him moving his jaw from side to side in nearly every news conference when someone else is at the podium. Odd.", ">\n\nHe's got some kind of behavioral issue. He was never an appealing candidate, but he's surrounded himself and insulated himself with a core group of very politically savvy extremists that are the ones propelling him forward. He's not the political \"genius\" the media paints him out to be. His handlers are but he's an empty suit being controlled by puppeteers.", ">\n\nThat is actually slightly reassuring for someone not so in the know about him, like myself.", ">\n\nIt shouldn't be though. If you start looking in to his core group of advisors and backers these are some terrifying people.", ">\n\nIn so much as it shows his limitations.", ">\n\nTrue, he has many weaknesses. But they cover for them well.", ">\n\nTrump is desperate to make his opponents look effete to distract from his needing to have his hand held as we walked down a ramp or having to grasp a glass with two small hands or needing the power of the military to help him beat Covid.", ">\n\nCovfefe", ">\n\nHamburder flu", ">\n\nPerpetrated by the radical left gang member known as the “Hamburglar”", ">\n\nRobble robble", ">\n\nLots of self-proclaimed “alpha males” are wrestling with some cognitive dissonance today.", ">\n\nThey'll figure it out after praying to their favorite NFT of the day", ">\n\nDeSantis's response is going to be \"you know what makes me cry? CRT. Please clap.\"", ">\n\nIt was Jeb Bush that said “please clap.”", ">\n\nStandard playbook. Muddy the waters to make your opponent look “just as bad or worse” than you.", ">\n\nOr at least make up enough stories so that sane people with busy lives aren’t sure anymore. It’s what they’ve done for Zelenskyy, Thunberg, and Fauci.\nThat being said I wouldn’t be surprised if Desantis cried.", ">\n\nOn the one hand, Trump claims this any time he tells a story about anyone asking him for anything. \"He came to me with tears in his eyes.\" It's a bizarre piece of rhetoric he employs at every given opportunity. I think he thinks it makes him look magnanimous while simultaneously making the other person look weak. I have doubts that anyone has expressed any emotion in front of the man for less than $50,000 any time in the past 20 years.\nOn the other hand, DeSantis has no heart, can probably cry on command, and will crawl on his hands and knees across broken glass to jerk off a syphilitic stray dog into his own mouth if it means he gets what he wants.", ">\n\nNow thats an awful image!", ">\n\nThank you, I crafted it while taking a dump.", ">\n\nHope Georgia prosecutors doesn't forget the tweet where Trump admitted to interfering in the Florida election to make sure Desantis won.", ">\n\nAnd everybody clapped.", ">\n\nI dunno, I imagine a lot of people cry when they have to interact with him.", ">\n\nDesantis...\"I've seen the pee tape, and it is the most humiliation thing I've ever seen. Donald even got some in his mouth.\"", ">\n\nIt's just DJT pissing up into his own mouth on a bed the Obama's slept on at the Kremlin", ">\n\nTo be fair, getting a close up whiff of scrambled Sudafed and BigMac diaper blowouts tends to make one’s eyes run a bit.", ">\n\nDesantis is garbage. But this story likely isn't true. Trump claims people cry in front of him all the time. Many of those people aren't even real, they are just folks he made up in his head in the moment. \n\"This big guy, some say a former marine, a lot of people are saying it, really big, tough guy, and he came to me, tears in his eyes, and he said 'Mister Trump, you saved my life,' and it's true, I did save his life, I fought next to him in Afghanistan, that's what people are saying, and you know what? Maybe they're right, maybe I did kill 100 terrorists, because I know terrorists, some of them are my friends, and I say to terrorists, stop with that terror, and you know what? They stop. No one else knows terror and anti-terror like I do, just like that marine said.\"", ">\n\nRoflcopter", ">\n\nTrump knows whatever shit he says in the media will be reported like it was fact first and have to be proven false later", ">\n\n\n\"There were tears coming down from his eyes. He said: 'If you endorse me, I'll win,'\" said Trump.\n\nlmao trump couldnt come up with something better than this?", ">\n\nSeriously lol. It has a lot of \"and then everyone clapped\" energy.", ">\n\nWow who's gonna vote for Little Crybaby Ronnie?", ">\n\nWell as hard as it is to say it, I believe Trump this time. He just left out that they cried together, holding each other in a swampy embrace. Their Depends touching each other and their tentacles creep out and conjoin so they may exchange long protein strings.", ">\n\nTrump: [proceeds to unzip pantaloons]", ">\n\n\npantaloons\n\nrich people pants", ">\n\nNo, it’s crazypants. Right there in the name: pant-of-loons.", ">\n\nSuper convincing story, just trust him it's true. He's a business man! How else can he be so rich if not being totally honest? Btw the water pressure sucks in Florida, you have to flush multiple times. Terrible, terrible leader.", ">\n\n“He said ‘Sir…’”", ">\n\nLying liars lie.", ">\n\nBigly.", ">\n\nTrump says ~~Santos~~ DeSantis cried. ~~Santos~~ DeSantis will claim that he didn't. One of these serial liars would be telling the truth. That has never happened before so the universe might just explode out of sheer surprise.\nEdit: wrong idiot", ">\n\nSantos or DeSantis?", ">\n\nTrump is such a beacon of truth and integrity. Add irony here.", ">\n\nPoor Cry Baby DeSantis", ">\n\n‘Big, strong’ men can’t stop crying around President Trump. Just ask him.", ">\n\nTrump is unbelievable. After all these years he still sounds like a hurt 8 year old.", ">\n\nIt's times like this that having no history of telling any kind of truth really doesn't work in his favor, as much as I want to believe this.", ">\n\nLike everything else Trump has said, I’m sure this is 100% true.\nHe never lies, right?", ">\n\nTo try to make a rival look bad? He'd never do that.", ">\n\nWhile calling him sir. Yawn. We get it, Donald.", ">\n\nHe is a cringe factory and totally seems like type to cry for something when he really wants it, like a big baby.", ">\n\nLol. These people suck so bad.", ">\n\nCrying is okay, folks.\nTrump and DeSantis are shit people, but crying is okay.", ">\n\nProbably.... and Donald Trump poops himself and is a traitor.", ">\n\nFact: trump lies about everything. Fact: trump denigrates his opponents. As much as I want to believe this, it’s probably bull shit.", ">\n\nThey’re both liars, but somehow I believe this.", ">\n\nAnd then DJT shit his Depends.", ">\n\nWatching the republican party implode this election cycle is going to be schadenfreude like I’ve never experienced before.", ">\n\nEverything this piece of shit ever says is a lie. So I’m going to happily report that this is definitely more bullshit from this traitor’s mouth.\nThat being said, unfortunately his base will still eat this up. Because:\n-The Traitorous Piece of Shit said it so it must be true.\n-DeathSentence cried.\n-Crying is womanly.\n-DeathSentence is a woman.\n-MAGA MAGA MAGA\nSomewhere right now a group of Qdiots are saying some spaghetti style version of the exact talking points above.", ">\n\nTrump can piss in his pants because he wears absorbent diapers. It is probably a medical condition so he should not be ashamed.", ">\n\n\"He probably didn't even cry when he was a baby, and then he said..SIR!\"", ">\n\nStormy claims trump cried when she laughed at his mushroom dick", ">\n\nI had thought DeSantis was a SEAL, and therefore unlikely to be crying. I checked Wikipedia and found out the was a lawyer for the SEALs, so different. \nThen I read that he got a Bronze Star after his Iraq tour, but then I found out that the Bronze star is typically awarded as an upgrade from a MSM in combat zones. \nSo now I'm thinking that the crying story is totes believable.", ">\n\nSo…. By using logic we come to the conclusion that he made Trump cry, amiright? 😱", ">\n\nThis asshat is so fucking predictable.", ">\n\ndo you mean Desantis crying? Or Trump lying?", ">\n\nAnd called him sir", ">\n\nNext he'll call his wife ugly", ">\n\nOr say that she has secrets about where she worked.\nOr that his dad killed JFK.", ">\n\nNeither of these fascist deserve to be president.", ">\n\nletthemfight.gif", ">\n\nLet them fight. ding ding", ">\n\nLmao, let the feasting begin.", ">\n\nThis I will believe.", ">\n\nI also heard Trump claimed that anytime DeSantis had to open a jar that was too hard to open he came over to Trump's; in tears.", ">\n\nIt's scary how with the GOP's constant appeasement of the Orange Turd, I can actually see this happening. \nIs Trump lying? Most likely. But I can still see it happening.", ">\n\nAnd he's known for his consistent honesty, so I'm sure this happened.", ">\n\nTrump seems to always endorse people who cry in front of him, only to betray him later. Not a great judge of character if you ask me.", ">\n\nLet me guess, he called him 'Sir,' too. \nBuffoon.", ">\n\nHaha, this is where they've gotten to? \"Desantis is a booger-head and cried in front of me!\"", ">\n\nIt’s going to be fascinating to watch the Republican politicians try to take on trump knowing how deranged the base is. They went along with the insanity and even leaned into it like when Ronny D built a toy wall with his kid in the commercial. They must know it’s impossible to reason with these people. I can only imagine what it will look like when the Trump crazies set their sights on destroying DeSantis.", ">\n\nPlease run as an independent. Please.\nHe's the orange kryptonite to that void of charisma hack from Florida.", ">\n\nAs is with everything Donald says \nIt is more than likely Donald cried Infront of Ronald\nHaha Ronald and Donald", ">\n\nAnyone with \"nald\" needs to be blacklisted from politics.", ">\n\nAnyone with gop, conservative or Republicansl too", ">\n\nLet them eat each other, i for one am and will be enjoying the show", ">\n\nWatching two obese men get into a dick measuring contest is rather disturbing.", ">\n\nEspecially without an electron microscope.", ">\n\nKing Ron is too evil to cry. He has ZERO empathy or compassion. I bet he wouldn’t (or didn’t) cry over his own mother dying.", ">\n\nI didn't see any after the hurricanes or the apartment collapse.", ">\n\nDonald Trump can insult DeSantis on every level and watch Ronnie boy go back to kissing Trump's ass. Just like Ted Cruz. \nThe Republican collective lacks a spine since they clearly just accept incivility and childishness as virtues.", ">\n\nPointless article", ">\n\nI hope they both destroy each other. Our country needs a better leader than these two clowns", ">\n\nBegun, the douche wars have.", ">\n\nDude this is fucking hilarious. Let the GOP burn baby burn", ">\n\n\"It was incredible. I was having lunch at Mar-A-Lago and DeSantis walks up to me with tears in his eyes. And he said. You know what he said? He said 'Mister Trump, you're amazing. Everything a man could be. If you endorse me, I'll win. I'll give you anything you want.' And you know what I said? I said 'No way Jose. I'm the big cheese.' And you know what he did? He ran away crying in his little white boots. So sad. So sad.\"", ">\n\nBelievable until he said “Mr trump”.\nIt’s always “Sir” or “Mr President” when the Cheeto relays his big strong man with tears in his eyes stories.", ">\n\nCan you imagine what Republicans are going to release against Trump when he dies and it’s safe to talk?", ">\n\nThis battle between these two would be fucking hilarious if they didn’t have a serious chance of winning.", ">\n\nWho cares what he says. Hey media, just ignore him and report when he's convicted pretty please.", ">\n\nAs weak as Trump is right now, he knows how to put the hurt on competing right-wing grifters.", ">\n\nTrump wasn't kidding when he said he hasn't changed since he was in first grade. This is the kind of thing a bully tries to tell other kids to make the picked on kid in class look bad. Except the picked on kid deserves it this time so it's hard to feel bad for any of them.", ">\n\nSure, Don. We all 100% believe that's something that happened. Thanks for the update.", ">\n\nGotta hand it to him, Trump really knows how to play to the absolute basest and lowest common denominator of humanity.", ">\n\nMAGA is completely Middle School bullshit.", ">\n\nIs trump lying?\nOr is the torture guy a cry baby?", ">\n\nSmells like 2016 again", ">\n\nHe claims everyone cries when they beg him for something. Could it be they’re just tearing up over the noxious stench emanating from his depends?", ">\n\nBoth r whinny little b!tches", ">\n\nOh I’m sure Trump has leaked a tear or two during a ketchup-smearing tantrum.", ">\n\nThe smell from Trump’s diaper was really bad at the time.", ">\n\nWhen Donny starts losing in the primary and he turns his violent goons on his opponents, that's gonna be a good time. No wonder they all want to see him in jail or dead before the time comes.", ">\n\nThis one actually tracks as being true. DeSantis is a whiner in press conferences I can only imagine what crocodile tears he pulls out while trying to gain power.", ">\n\nNext he is going to say DeSantis sucked his dick and swallowed.", ">\n\nLmao we're in for a wild ride, folks!", ">\n\nI’m sure they both cried together holding each other’s bellies", ">\n\nHonestly I doubt it happened at all, the man spews bullshit nonstop but he's now made one of his most dangerous political rivals look weak. Honestly, Ron was most likely the next to the throne of the republican party. \nRonny needs to come out swinging to appeal to the base cos the base will belief anything that liar will say. \nSo is it a republican party or a maga party is gonna be the question", ">\n\nHe came to me with tears in his eyes and said “sir”", ">\n\nLol this is gonna be good 🍿", ">\n\nI’m thrilled both are running for president. I hope they both keep going. Split the vote!!", ">\n\nRon gave Don head guaranteed", ">\n\nNot sure which of these guys is a bigger idiot", ">\n\nThe one time I want Trump to not be lying…", ">\n\nI cant wait for this lame party of GOP incel s to continue to lose, they are all absolute fucking idiots who have nothing to offer except wining and being so passive and lame and sad sack loser fucking idiots, the worst shit for America, just fucking cry baby losers. Barf.", ">\n\n“Oh sir, sir, please endorse me sir…”", ">\n\nAh, so trmp cried in front of someone when he needed their support. putin? I bet it was putin.", ">\n\nCome on, his knees were starting to hurt!", ">\n\nBut did he “beg like a dog”? The Trumpees love the most crass belittlements. Crying isn’t humiliating enough.", ">\n\n\nTrump Claims DeSantis Cried in Front of Him While Seeking Endorsement\n\nFor once I believe him", ">\n\nThey're both dicks and deserve each other.", ">\n\nBecause crying, as a sign of empathy and emotions, is a crippling wound in the mind of Donald Trump.", ">\n\nUsually, everything that comes out of Trump's mouth is bullshit, but it would not surprise me one bit if it was true.", ">\n\nYea, straight up lie.", ">\n\nCrying is not a weakness. Having said that, both of these guys can get fucked.", ">\n\nIs this even newsworthy? Who cares.", ">\n\nDid we learn nothing from vintage commercials? You gotta save Kodak moments like this to enjoy and share with others on a later date", ">\n\nWhy wouldn’t we believe you Mr Trump, oh that’s right you lie and you hate DeSantis.", ">\n\n\nBig man, strong man, comes up to me - tears in his eyes - he says \"Sir...\"\n\n-", ">\n\nWell, I gotta say, I absolutely believe him . . . and I REALLY bet it looked just like John Turturro begging for his life in Miller's Crossing. \"I'm just a grifter, Trumpy! I'm a nobody!\"", ">\n\nOh man, this is going to get real entertaining if DeSantis starts swinging back. I hope he does, and doe snot just roll over thinking \"it's fine, I'll run in 2028\".\nHe must be aware that, if Trump somehow won in 2024, the country would once again go blue after 4 more years of Trump. The last time he won is poisoned the next 3 elections for republicans. So, DeSantis would have a much worse chance of winning if he waited until 2028. Especially after Trump inevitably attempts to change the rules to allow him to run for a 3rd term.\nThe Conservative subreddit was pretty much ready to ditch Trump after the midterms. They've cooled a bit on that now, and are not paying much attention to these little jabs. But seeing them tear themselves in half when the gloves come off between Trump and DeSantis would really be some quality entertainment.", ">\n\nWhatever you think about his popularity with the broader electorate I wouldn't want to see Trump win even the Republican nomination. If he gets his hands on the levers of power and he knows that constitutionally he is ineligible for another term then he will do everything and anything to retain his grip on power. His last term ended with rednecks shitting in the halls of Congress. Let's not flirt with the idea that letting him win the nomination is good for Democrats. That's some 2016 thinking", ">\n\nWhatever. According to Trump everybody who comes up to talk to him as tears in their eyes. I imagine they're just crying cuz they're too close to God damn Donald Trump.", ">\n\nTrump tells the truth for once.", ">\n\nWho cares? I’m so over this type of stuff…we need to debate policies, attack bad policies…move on from the useless insults.", ">\n\nWe need pics", ">\n\nI doubt this is true but I love that he's using this nonsense on someone who deserves it for once.", ">\n\nDeSantis \"I cry everytime I'm in close proximity to freshly cut onions\" 🤣😙", ">\n\nI'm gonna go ahead and assume this is true, just like I'm gonna go ahead and assume it means trump cried in front of the actual billionaires in control of the GOP when he sought their endorsement.", ">\n\nCan we stop talking about trump for the ever loving fucking love of god. We’re gonna wake up to, “trump doesn’t understand oat milk.” Like fuck off. But it’s hard to stop talking about a guy who sells papers right", ">\n\nTo be fair, if I was stuck in a room with Trump I'd probably cry too.", ">\n\nThis won’t matter to the right. They don’t care. This masculinity “gotcha” will totally miss them. The only way this will ever matter is if they want to leverage against DeSantis later. As long as he is really delivering for the fascists and white supremacists, nothing will matter.", ">\n\nI'm cool with trump's lies sabotaging the republican party.", ">\n\nPeople who give a shit about stuff like this are watching politics like it’s a TV show or sporting event. \nSad.", ">\n\nWow.....when two serial liars tell a story, which one do you believe?!", ">\n\nDesantis vs Trump in primaries is going to be the most ridiculously absurd schoolyard insult fight ever.", ">\n\nTrump lies as easily as he breathes. At this point I’d be way more surprised to hear he told the truth about something", ">\n\nMore of this, please. Rot from within. MORE MORE MORE!", ">\n\nYes. I’m certain this actually happened.", ">\n\nThis one gonna get nasty", ">\n\nHaha it’s going to be fun watching these dogs pee all over eachother", ">\n\nJust another absurd claim that can’t be proven one way or the other. Not that DeSatan isn’t a monstrous liar himself.", ">\n\nI believe it", ">\n\nSo with his track record of projection...\nWhat do you think the over under on trump crying videos existing are?", ">\n\nDeSantis cry? A physical impossibility!", ">\n\nI don't doubt it. He'll do anything to get power.", ">\n\nBig strong man, tears in his eyes.", ">\n\nAs I watch as our democratic republic swirls down the toilet, my only solace is watching these two psychopaths (Trump & DeSantis) go at each other's throats for the Presidency.", ">\n\nI didn't even know DeSantis was a trucker.", ">\n\nHe means his money shot in DeSantis face got him in the eyes, causing them to water. 💦", ">\n\nIt was probably the smell", ">\n\nI choose to believe this, because it’s hilarious to picture.", ">\n\nare they really wearing the exact same outfit lmao", ">\n\nI honestly kind of believe this.", ">\n\nTrump, if you have any kind of solid evidence on these claims, you better start producing them for the press because DeSantis is kicking your ass.", ">\n\nSo what? The two of you are cut from the same dicktater cloth.", ">\n\nLet em fight!", ">\n\nVideo/pics or stfu trumpie!", ">\n\nDon't get me wrong, I dislike DeSantis just as much, but only the orange blob would make fun of someone showing feelings and use it to win internet points.", ">\n\nMust have been the smell", ">\n\nHe just couldn’t keep that card in his pocket. The premature trump played himself.", ">\n\nCan’t out bitchboy this bitchboy", ">\n\nJust this once, I’m going to assume Donald Trump is telling the truth, because fuck Ron DeSantis.", ">\n\nThe thing is, who cares if he cried? I do not like RD (lived in Florida 5 years, moved to another state in 2021, mostly because of what Florida is turning into), but even if he did cry, so what? Trump’s gender lines are so dumb and archaic: crying mad bad.", ">\n\nit doesn't matter.\nif desantis cried desantis fans will say he's human. if joe biden cried desantis fans will say he's weak.", ">\n\nDid he call him “sir” too while crying?", ">\n\nIt brings me great joy that these meatheads are eating each other alive.\nGreat, great joy.", ">\n\nDid Deathanus take it with, or without KY?", ">\n\nYes! Let’s the flames begin!", ">\n\nI CANNOT wait for the primary debates.", ">\n\nStrong guy. Never cried before in his life. Came to me with tears in his eyes asking for my endorsement. What a guy. So disloyal now.", ">\n\nI hate both of them but DeSantis isn't a scared little child. This is a guy who played college baseball - he was a stud. The last person he'd ever cry in front of is Trump that's for sure.", ">\n\nPlaying college baseball has absolutely nothing to do with this lmao.", ">\n\nIt does, it shows he's not a wimp. I hate the fucker with a passion but don't believe he cried in front of Trump. If you played baseball or football in college you'd understand (but clearly you didn't.)", ">\n\nSo when do we get the small penis insults from Trump?", ">\n\nThis is so stupid. There's no evidence but it's still gonna start yet another stage of those twos pissing match and it's hilarious", ">\n\n\"....and then Ron felt trump's massive biceps and begged him to become his personal trainer. Then Ron begged trump to teach him how to cook, make love, and buy property.\"", ">\n\nDid daddy Rump make Ronnie cry", ">\n\nThe best part? This stuff works. I don't know whether I should be impressed by Trump or sad for his supporters. A little of both, I guess.", ">\n\nLol, shit getting real.", ">\n\nTrump trying to appeal to those personality types who buy into egocentric masculinity that doesn’t include boys crying. The same kind of dudes who have to carry firearms to feel safe in society. “Tough on the outside…., repressed, depressed and angry on the inside.”", ">\n\nSomehow I believe Trump on this one.", ">\n\nRon's got 24 hours to get in the booth and buck back with a diss track", ">\n\nThe tiny hands club", ">\n\nThat Desantis wall building video with his kids is the SIMPIEST thing ive ever seen, not only by a politician, but a man. \nTalk about a little germ\nI Believe this....", ">\n\nRepublicans hate any sign of weakness", ">\n\nThis is a story about a liar lying about a liar!", ">\n\nIt's like that empire strikes back seen between Vader and the Emperor. Except two fools 🤣 Space Balls 2 here we come.", ">\n\nThis is the ultimate conservative insult. No \"real man\" would cry, let alone in front of another \"real man\".", ">\n\nKen Watanabi: “Let them fight”", ">\n\nDeSantis is a scammer, they were probably crocodile tears just to manipulate Trump", ">\n\nI'm living for the day tough guy DimSantis bends over for Dear Leader.", ">\n\nNow this is something I actually believe.", ">\n\n🎼 This is how it starrrts 🎶", ">\n\nI hope donald has a tape.", ">\n\nHe thinks he’s the godfather", ">\n\nDownvote every Trump story.", ">\n\nA statement that makes them both look terrible. GOOD", ">\n\nOoo the girls are fighting! Someone grab the popcorn!", ">\n\nDoes Trump have a fetish about crying men coming to him? The man is obsessed with crying men.", ">\n\nAnd we got a winner! Crying DeSantis!", ">\n\nAs a non-American I’m not entirely sure who DeSantis is, though I can see by the comments that he is not well liked. \nBut regardless of his politics, this feels like a weird thing to be arguing about in the news. So what if he did cry? Sometimes being passionate about something makes one cry. Maybe like some are suggesting it was faked. \nWhat’s important is, what does it tell other men when this is news and people are genuinely having this argument in the comments? Why are we still shaming people for feeling their feelings? Even people we don’t like?", ">\n\nWas that before or after the blowjob ?", ">\n\nHe needs to see what tears of laughter look like. He's probably telling Trump that he didn't need his approval to run for anything.", ">\n\nWhy do you have people attacking you from all angles, Ron? Might it be because you are an obnoxious asshole?", ">\n\nFight! Fight! Fight!", ">\n\nLol DeSadness", ">\n\nPeople can confirm this with tears in their eyes, the best people, bigly .\nCovfeve covfeve", ">\n\nDoes anyone believe him? And if not, why even report this? If Trump said the weather was sunny, I’d put on a raincoat before going out. I have no use for DeSantis, but Trump saying anything about anybody does not inform anyone in the least.", ">\n\nThe sexual tension between these two is palpable", ">\n\nAnd so the blood letting kicks into high gear." ]

[ "Sooo, this means trump cried in front of someone when seeking endorsement? Putin?", ">\n\nExactly.", ">\n\nWell, now we know exactly who has something over him.", ">\n\nWe do, but we used to, too.", ">\n\nThanks, Mitch.", ">\n\nDonnie DOES love escalators…", ">\n\nSorry for the convenience", ">\n\nI wonder how man times he called Trump \"sir?\"", ">\n\nThis is how it went word for word.\n“Please sir, endorse me sir. How can I be as smart and as good looking as you sir? Or sir, [starts sobbing] you are so wonderful “", ">\n\nDesantis weakly salutes Dear Leader", ">\n\nThe mandatory real-fake cry claim does have Kim-Jong Il vibes.", ">\n\nRed-on-red crime is my favorite kind of crime.", ">\n\nThis one is great hecause half of their base appeal is as tough guys, so telling the nation that one of them was sobbing like a baby in front of the other is a solid move. Now Deathanus has to decide whether to just accept it and be belittled, or start to fight back and fracture the party. 10/10 can’t wait for season finale.", ">\n\nHalf of these guys wouldn’t know the difference between a hatchet and an axe and wouldn’t be able to load and shoot an AR. \nRepublicans in federal government are almost all what they would consider effeminate suburbanites.", ">\n\nIn reality yes. But we know they don’t live there. To them an obese man who wears makeup and lifted shoes while avoiding war because his feet hurt is the epitome of manly.", ">\n\nI love your username. For some reason, that line cracked up my wife and me and we say it all the time.", ">\n\nIt’s so funny how many people get the reference! Workaholics def had its fans but it was never a mainstream smash so it’s crazy how many people recognize one throwaway line from the show!\nNow get in my grapevan pls", ">\n\nCatherine Zeta Jones, she dips beneath lasers, oh oh oh", ">\n\nShe has entrapped me, and Sean Connery! OH oh OH. OH oh OHhh^hh^h", ">\n\nWhen two pieces of shit get together, there will be a whole lot of stories coming out", ">\n\nThis embarrassing DeSantis campaign ad will be played repeatedly as a hit piece. That was some insane level of bootlicking lol. For one rare moment, I think Trump is speaking the truth. DeSantis absolutely cried in front of him and maybe even got on his knees for an endorsement", ">\n\nI had to go show this to my grandma. She screams about Trump and DeSantis til her voice cracks. She said she’s never wished on anyone’s demise before them. And McConnell. The rage in her 4’11”, 74 year old body is immense.", ">\n\nSounds like you've got one righteous grandma", ">\n\nShe marched her lil ass out in January in DC to march with us during Trump’s inauguration. It was actually my 18th birthday and afterwards we stopped and had Ethiopian for the first time. Her first time trying any African food and she still talks about how much she loves it. She sat with me at a tattoo appointment and afterwards we got pizza and ice cream. I love her. She’s an amazing woman.", ">\n\n\nand afterwards we stopped and had Ethiopian\n\nColumbus Circle? Fantastic places up there", ">\n\nWish I could remember. The place was packed. My grandmother and I sat on the end of the table with the vegetarian platter (since i was vegan) so she mostly ate the veg stuff. It was amazing. There’s a good place up in Tampa (Queen of Sheba) but nowhere near as good as this place was.", ">\n\nHe's probably lying but I wouldn't be surprised if its true. Have you ever seen DeSantis in a debate or outside of his hand-picked media reporters? He's so socially awkward and unstable and has the charisma of a garden slug.", ">\n\nTrue. I have noticed him moving his jaw from side to side in nearly every news conference when someone else is at the podium. Odd.", ">\n\nHe's got some kind of behavioral issue. He was never an appealing candidate, but he's surrounded himself and insulated himself with a core group of very politically savvy extremists that are the ones propelling him forward. He's not the political \"genius\" the media paints him out to be. His handlers are but he's an empty suit being controlled by puppeteers.", ">\n\nThat is actually slightly reassuring for someone not so in the know about him, like myself.", ">\n\nIt shouldn't be though. If you start looking in to his core group of advisors and backers these are some terrifying people.", ">\n\nIn so much as it shows his limitations.", ">\n\nTrue, he has many weaknesses. But they cover for them well.", ">\n\nTrump is desperate to make his opponents look effete to distract from his needing to have his hand held as we walked down a ramp or having to grasp a glass with two small hands or needing the power of the military to help him beat Covid.", ">\n\nCovfefe", ">\n\nHamburder flu", ">\n\nPerpetrated by the radical left gang member known as the “Hamburglar”", ">\n\nRobble robble", ">\n\nLots of self-proclaimed “alpha males” are wrestling with some cognitive dissonance today.", ">\n\nThey'll figure it out after praying to their favorite NFT of the day", ">\n\nDeSantis's response is going to be \"you know what makes me cry? CRT. Please clap.\"", ">\n\nIt was Jeb Bush that said “please clap.”", ">\n\nStandard playbook. Muddy the waters to make your opponent look “just as bad or worse” than you.", ">\n\nOr at least make up enough stories so that sane people with busy lives aren’t sure anymore. It’s what they’ve done for Zelenskyy, Thunberg, and Fauci.\nThat being said I wouldn’t be surprised if Desantis cried.", ">\n\nOn the one hand, Trump claims this any time he tells a story about anyone asking him for anything. \"He came to me with tears in his eyes.\" It's a bizarre piece of rhetoric he employs at every given opportunity. I think he thinks it makes him look magnanimous while simultaneously making the other person look weak. I have doubts that anyone has expressed any emotion in front of the man for less than $50,000 any time in the past 20 years.\nOn the other hand, DeSantis has no heart, can probably cry on command, and will crawl on his hands and knees across broken glass to jerk off a syphilitic stray dog into his own mouth if it means he gets what he wants.", ">\n\nNow thats an awful image!", ">\n\nThank you, I crafted it while taking a dump.", ">\n\nHope Georgia prosecutors doesn't forget the tweet where Trump admitted to interfering in the Florida election to make sure Desantis won.", ">\n\nAnd everybody clapped.", ">\n\nI dunno, I imagine a lot of people cry when they have to interact with him.", ">\n\nDesantis...\"I've seen the pee tape, and it is the most humiliation thing I've ever seen. Donald even got some in his mouth.\"", ">\n\nIt's just DJT pissing up into his own mouth on a bed the Obama's slept on at the Kremlin", ">\n\nTo be fair, getting a close up whiff of scrambled Sudafed and BigMac diaper blowouts tends to make one’s eyes run a bit.", ">\n\nDesantis is garbage. But this story likely isn't true. Trump claims people cry in front of him all the time. Many of those people aren't even real, they are just folks he made up in his head in the moment. \n\"This big guy, some say a former marine, a lot of people are saying it, really big, tough guy, and he came to me, tears in his eyes, and he said 'Mister Trump, you saved my life,' and it's true, I did save his life, I fought next to him in Afghanistan, that's what people are saying, and you know what? Maybe they're right, maybe I did kill 100 terrorists, because I know terrorists, some of them are my friends, and I say to terrorists, stop with that terror, and you know what? They stop. No one else knows terror and anti-terror like I do, just like that marine said.\"", ">\n\nRoflcopter", ">\n\nTrump knows whatever shit he says in the media will be reported like it was fact first and have to be proven false later", ">\n\n\n\"There were tears coming down from his eyes. He said: 'If you endorse me, I'll win,'\" said Trump.\n\nlmao trump couldnt come up with something better than this?", ">\n\nSeriously lol. It has a lot of \"and then everyone clapped\" energy.", ">\n\nWow who's gonna vote for Little Crybaby Ronnie?", ">\n\nWell as hard as it is to say it, I believe Trump this time. He just left out that they cried together, holding each other in a swampy embrace. Their Depends touching each other and their tentacles creep out and conjoin so they may exchange long protein strings.", ">\n\nTrump: [proceeds to unzip pantaloons]", ">\n\n\npantaloons\n\nrich people pants", ">\n\nNo, it’s crazypants. Right there in the name: pant-of-loons.", ">\n\nSuper convincing story, just trust him it's true. He's a business man! How else can he be so rich if not being totally honest? Btw the water pressure sucks in Florida, you have to flush multiple times. Terrible, terrible leader.", ">\n\n“He said ‘Sir…’”", ">\n\nLying liars lie.", ">\n\nBigly.", ">\n\nTrump says ~~Santos~~ DeSantis cried. ~~Santos~~ DeSantis will claim that he didn't. One of these serial liars would be telling the truth. That has never happened before so the universe might just explode out of sheer surprise.\nEdit: wrong idiot", ">\n\nSantos or DeSantis?", ">\n\nTrump is such a beacon of truth and integrity. Add irony here.", ">\n\nPoor Cry Baby DeSantis", ">\n\n‘Big, strong’ men can’t stop crying around President Trump. Just ask him.", ">\n\nTrump is unbelievable. After all these years he still sounds like a hurt 8 year old.", ">\n\nIt's times like this that having no history of telling any kind of truth really doesn't work in his favor, as much as I want to believe this.", ">\n\nLike everything else Trump has said, I’m sure this is 100% true.\nHe never lies, right?", ">\n\nTo try to make a rival look bad? He'd never do that.", ">\n\nWhile calling him sir. Yawn. We get it, Donald.", ">\n\nHe is a cringe factory and totally seems like type to cry for something when he really wants it, like a big baby.", ">\n\nLol. These people suck so bad.", ">\n\nCrying is okay, folks.\nTrump and DeSantis are shit people, but crying is okay.", ">\n\nProbably.... and Donald Trump poops himself and is a traitor.", ">\n\nFact: trump lies about everything. Fact: trump denigrates his opponents. As much as I want to believe this, it’s probably bull shit.", ">\n\nThey’re both liars, but somehow I believe this.", ">\n\nAnd then DJT shit his Depends.", ">\n\nWatching the republican party implode this election cycle is going to be schadenfreude like I’ve never experienced before.", ">\n\nEverything this piece of shit ever says is a lie. So I’m going to happily report that this is definitely more bullshit from this traitor’s mouth.\nThat being said, unfortunately his base will still eat this up. Because:\n-The Traitorous Piece of Shit said it so it must be true.\n-DeathSentence cried.\n-Crying is womanly.\n-DeathSentence is a woman.\n-MAGA MAGA MAGA\nSomewhere right now a group of Qdiots are saying some spaghetti style version of the exact talking points above.", ">\n\nTrump can piss in his pants because he wears absorbent diapers. It is probably a medical condition so he should not be ashamed.", ">\n\n\"He probably didn't even cry when he was a baby, and then he said..SIR!\"", ">\n\nStormy claims trump cried when she laughed at his mushroom dick", ">\n\nI had thought DeSantis was a SEAL, and therefore unlikely to be crying. I checked Wikipedia and found out the was a lawyer for the SEALs, so different. \nThen I read that he got a Bronze Star after his Iraq tour, but then I found out that the Bronze star is typically awarded as an upgrade from a MSM in combat zones. \nSo now I'm thinking that the crying story is totes believable.", ">\n\nSo…. By using logic we come to the conclusion that he made Trump cry, amiright? 😱", ">\n\nThis asshat is so fucking predictable.", ">\n\ndo you mean Desantis crying? Or Trump lying?", ">\n\nAnd called him sir", ">\n\nNext he'll call his wife ugly", ">\n\nOr say that she has secrets about where she worked.\nOr that his dad killed JFK.", ">\n\nNeither of these fascist deserve to be president.", ">\n\nletthemfight.gif", ">\n\nLet them fight. ding ding", ">\n\nLmao, let the feasting begin.", ">\n\nThis I will believe.", ">\n\nI also heard Trump claimed that anytime DeSantis had to open a jar that was too hard to open he came over to Trump's; in tears.", ">\n\nIt's scary how with the GOP's constant appeasement of the Orange Turd, I can actually see this happening. \nIs Trump lying? Most likely. But I can still see it happening.", ">\n\nAnd he's known for his consistent honesty, so I'm sure this happened.", ">\n\nTrump seems to always endorse people who cry in front of him, only to betray him later. Not a great judge of character if you ask me.", ">\n\nLet me guess, he called him 'Sir,' too. \nBuffoon.", ">\n\nHaha, this is where they've gotten to? \"Desantis is a booger-head and cried in front of me!\"", ">\n\nIt’s going to be fascinating to watch the Republican politicians try to take on trump knowing how deranged the base is. They went along with the insanity and even leaned into it like when Ronny D built a toy wall with his kid in the commercial. They must know it’s impossible to reason with these people. I can only imagine what it will look like when the Trump crazies set their sights on destroying DeSantis.", ">\n\nPlease run as an independent. Please.\nHe's the orange kryptonite to that void of charisma hack from Florida.", ">\n\nAs is with everything Donald says \nIt is more than likely Donald cried Infront of Ronald\nHaha Ronald and Donald", ">\n\nAnyone with \"nald\" needs to be blacklisted from politics.", ">\n\nAnyone with gop, conservative or Republicansl too", ">\n\nLet them eat each other, i for one am and will be enjoying the show", ">\n\nWatching two obese men get into a dick measuring contest is rather disturbing.", ">\n\nEspecially without an electron microscope.", ">\n\nKing Ron is too evil to cry. He has ZERO empathy or compassion. I bet he wouldn’t (or didn’t) cry over his own mother dying.", ">\n\nI didn't see any after the hurricanes or the apartment collapse.", ">\n\nDonald Trump can insult DeSantis on every level and watch Ronnie boy go back to kissing Trump's ass. Just like Ted Cruz. \nThe Republican collective lacks a spine since they clearly just accept incivility and childishness as virtues.", ">\n\nPointless article", ">\n\nI hope they both destroy each other. Our country needs a better leader than these two clowns", ">\n\nBegun, the douche wars have.", ">\n\nDude this is fucking hilarious. Let the GOP burn baby burn", ">\n\n\"It was incredible. I was having lunch at Mar-A-Lago and DeSantis walks up to me with tears in his eyes. And he said. You know what he said? He said 'Mister Trump, you're amazing. Everything a man could be. If you endorse me, I'll win. I'll give you anything you want.' And you know what I said? I said 'No way Jose. I'm the big cheese.' And you know what he did? He ran away crying in his little white boots. So sad. So sad.\"", ">\n\nBelievable until he said “Mr trump”.\nIt’s always “Sir” or “Mr President” when the Cheeto relays his big strong man with tears in his eyes stories.", ">\n\nCan you imagine what Republicans are going to release against Trump when he dies and it’s safe to talk?", ">\n\nThis battle between these two would be fucking hilarious if they didn’t have a serious chance of winning.", ">\n\nWho cares what he says. Hey media, just ignore him and report when he's convicted pretty please.", ">\n\nAs weak as Trump is right now, he knows how to put the hurt on competing right-wing grifters.", ">\n\nTrump wasn't kidding when he said he hasn't changed since he was in first grade. This is the kind of thing a bully tries to tell other kids to make the picked on kid in class look bad. Except the picked on kid deserves it this time so it's hard to feel bad for any of them.", ">\n\nSure, Don. We all 100% believe that's something that happened. Thanks for the update.", ">\n\nGotta hand it to him, Trump really knows how to play to the absolute basest and lowest common denominator of humanity.", ">\n\nMAGA is completely Middle School bullshit.", ">\n\nIs trump lying?\nOr is the torture guy a cry baby?", ">\n\nSmells like 2016 again", ">\n\nHe claims everyone cries when they beg him for something. Could it be they’re just tearing up over the noxious stench emanating from his depends?", ">\n\nBoth r whinny little b!tches", ">\n\nOh I’m sure Trump has leaked a tear or two during a ketchup-smearing tantrum.", ">\n\nThe smell from Trump’s diaper was really bad at the time.", ">\n\nWhen Donny starts losing in the primary and he turns his violent goons on his opponents, that's gonna be a good time. No wonder they all want to see him in jail or dead before the time comes.", ">\n\nThis one actually tracks as being true. DeSantis is a whiner in press conferences I can only imagine what crocodile tears he pulls out while trying to gain power.", ">\n\nNext he is going to say DeSantis sucked his dick and swallowed.", ">\n\nLmao we're in for a wild ride, folks!", ">\n\nI’m sure they both cried together holding each other’s bellies", ">\n\nHonestly I doubt it happened at all, the man spews bullshit nonstop but he's now made one of his most dangerous political rivals look weak. Honestly, Ron was most likely the next to the throne of the republican party. \nRonny needs to come out swinging to appeal to the base cos the base will belief anything that liar will say. \nSo is it a republican party or a maga party is gonna be the question", ">\n\nHe came to me with tears in his eyes and said “sir”", ">\n\nLol this is gonna be good 🍿", ">\n\nI’m thrilled both are running for president. I hope they both keep going. Split the vote!!", ">\n\nRon gave Don head guaranteed", ">\n\nNot sure which of these guys is a bigger idiot", ">\n\nThe one time I want Trump to not be lying…", ">\n\nI cant wait for this lame party of GOP incel s to continue to lose, they are all absolute fucking idiots who have nothing to offer except wining and being so passive and lame and sad sack loser fucking idiots, the worst shit for America, just fucking cry baby losers. Barf.", ">\n\n“Oh sir, sir, please endorse me sir…”", ">\n\nAh, so trmp cried in front of someone when he needed their support. putin? I bet it was putin.", ">\n\nCome on, his knees were starting to hurt!", ">\n\nBut did he “beg like a dog”? The Trumpees love the most crass belittlements. Crying isn’t humiliating enough.", ">\n\n\nTrump Claims DeSantis Cried in Front of Him While Seeking Endorsement\n\nFor once I believe him", ">\n\nThey're both dicks and deserve each other.", ">\n\nBecause crying, as a sign of empathy and emotions, is a crippling wound in the mind of Donald Trump.", ">\n\nUsually, everything that comes out of Trump's mouth is bullshit, but it would not surprise me one bit if it was true.", ">\n\nYea, straight up lie.", ">\n\nCrying is not a weakness. Having said that, both of these guys can get fucked.", ">\n\nIs this even newsworthy? Who cares.", ">\n\nDid we learn nothing from vintage commercials? You gotta save Kodak moments like this to enjoy and share with others on a later date", ">\n\nWhy wouldn’t we believe you Mr Trump, oh that’s right you lie and you hate DeSantis.", ">\n\n\nBig man, strong man, comes up to me - tears in his eyes - he says \"Sir...\"\n\n-", ">\n\nWell, I gotta say, I absolutely believe him . . . and I REALLY bet it looked just like John Turturro begging for his life in Miller's Crossing. \"I'm just a grifter, Trumpy! I'm a nobody!\"", ">\n\nOh man, this is going to get real entertaining if DeSantis starts swinging back. I hope he does, and doe snot just roll over thinking \"it's fine, I'll run in 2028\".\nHe must be aware that, if Trump somehow won in 2024, the country would once again go blue after 4 more years of Trump. The last time he won is poisoned the next 3 elections for republicans. So, DeSantis would have a much worse chance of winning if he waited until 2028. Especially after Trump inevitably attempts to change the rules to allow him to run for a 3rd term.\nThe Conservative subreddit was pretty much ready to ditch Trump after the midterms. They've cooled a bit on that now, and are not paying much attention to these little jabs. But seeing them tear themselves in half when the gloves come off between Trump and DeSantis would really be some quality entertainment.", ">\n\nWhatever you think about his popularity with the broader electorate I wouldn't want to see Trump win even the Republican nomination. If he gets his hands on the levers of power and he knows that constitutionally he is ineligible for another term then he will do everything and anything to retain his grip on power. His last term ended with rednecks shitting in the halls of Congress. Let's not flirt with the idea that letting him win the nomination is good for Democrats. That's some 2016 thinking", ">\n\nWhatever. According to Trump everybody who comes up to talk to him as tears in their eyes. I imagine they're just crying cuz they're too close to God damn Donald Trump.", ">\n\nTrump tells the truth for once.", ">\n\nWho cares? I’m so over this type of stuff…we need to debate policies, attack bad policies…move on from the useless insults.", ">\n\nWe need pics", ">\n\nI doubt this is true but I love that he's using this nonsense on someone who deserves it for once.", ">\n\nDeSantis \"I cry everytime I'm in close proximity to freshly cut onions\" 🤣😙", ">\n\nI'm gonna go ahead and assume this is true, just like I'm gonna go ahead and assume it means trump cried in front of the actual billionaires in control of the GOP when he sought their endorsement.", ">\n\nCan we stop talking about trump for the ever loving fucking love of god. We’re gonna wake up to, “trump doesn’t understand oat milk.” Like fuck off. But it’s hard to stop talking about a guy who sells papers right", ">\n\nTo be fair, if I was stuck in a room with Trump I'd probably cry too.", ">\n\nThis won’t matter to the right. They don’t care. This masculinity “gotcha” will totally miss them. The only way this will ever matter is if they want to leverage against DeSantis later. As long as he is really delivering for the fascists and white supremacists, nothing will matter.", ">\n\nI'm cool with trump's lies sabotaging the republican party.", ">\n\nPeople who give a shit about stuff like this are watching politics like it’s a TV show or sporting event. \nSad.", ">\n\nWow.....when two serial liars tell a story, which one do you believe?!", ">\n\nDesantis vs Trump in primaries is going to be the most ridiculously absurd schoolyard insult fight ever.", ">\n\nTrump lies as easily as he breathes. At this point I’d be way more surprised to hear he told the truth about something", ">\n\nMore of this, please. Rot from within. MORE MORE MORE!", ">\n\nYes. I’m certain this actually happened.", ">\n\nThis one gonna get nasty", ">\n\nHaha it’s going to be fun watching these dogs pee all over eachother", ">\n\nJust another absurd claim that can’t be proven one way or the other. Not that DeSatan isn’t a monstrous liar himself.", ">\n\nI believe it", ">\n\nSo with his track record of projection...\nWhat do you think the over under on trump crying videos existing are?", ">\n\nDeSantis cry? A physical impossibility!", ">\n\nI don't doubt it. He'll do anything to get power.", ">\n\nBig strong man, tears in his eyes.", ">\n\nAs I watch as our democratic republic swirls down the toilet, my only solace is watching these two psychopaths (Trump & DeSantis) go at each other's throats for the Presidency.", ">\n\nI didn't even know DeSantis was a trucker.", ">\n\nHe means his money shot in DeSantis face got him in the eyes, causing them to water. 💦", ">\n\nIt was probably the smell", ">\n\nI choose to believe this, because it’s hilarious to picture.", ">\n\nare they really wearing the exact same outfit lmao", ">\n\nI honestly kind of believe this.", ">\n\nTrump, if you have any kind of solid evidence on these claims, you better start producing them for the press because DeSantis is kicking your ass.", ">\n\nSo what? The two of you are cut from the same dicktater cloth.", ">\n\nLet em fight!", ">\n\nVideo/pics or stfu trumpie!", ">\n\nDon't get me wrong, I dislike DeSantis just as much, but only the orange blob would make fun of someone showing feelings and use it to win internet points.", ">\n\nMust have been the smell", ">\n\nHe just couldn’t keep that card in his pocket. The premature trump played himself.", ">\n\nCan’t out bitchboy this bitchboy", ">\n\nJust this once, I’m going to assume Donald Trump is telling the truth, because fuck Ron DeSantis.", ">\n\nThe thing is, who cares if he cried? I do not like RD (lived in Florida 5 years, moved to another state in 2021, mostly because of what Florida is turning into), but even if he did cry, so what? Trump’s gender lines are so dumb and archaic: crying mad bad.", ">\n\nit doesn't matter.\nif desantis cried desantis fans will say he's human. if joe biden cried desantis fans will say he's weak.", ">\n\nDid he call him “sir” too while crying?", ">\n\nIt brings me great joy that these meatheads are eating each other alive.\nGreat, great joy.", ">\n\nDid Deathanus take it with, or without KY?", ">\n\nYes! Let’s the flames begin!", ">\n\nI CANNOT wait for the primary debates.", ">\n\nStrong guy. Never cried before in his life. Came to me with tears in his eyes asking for my endorsement. What a guy. So disloyal now.", ">\n\nI hate both of them but DeSantis isn't a scared little child. This is a guy who played college baseball - he was a stud. The last person he'd ever cry in front of is Trump that's for sure.", ">\n\nPlaying college baseball has absolutely nothing to do with this lmao.", ">\n\nIt does, it shows he's not a wimp. I hate the fucker with a passion but don't believe he cried in front of Trump. If you played baseball or football in college you'd understand (but clearly you didn't.)", ">\n\nSo when do we get the small penis insults from Trump?", ">\n\nThis is so stupid. There's no evidence but it's still gonna start yet another stage of those twos pissing match and it's hilarious", ">\n\n\"....and then Ron felt trump's massive biceps and begged him to become his personal trainer. Then Ron begged trump to teach him how to cook, make love, and buy property.\"", ">\n\nDid daddy Rump make Ronnie cry", ">\n\nThe best part? This stuff works. I don't know whether I should be impressed by Trump or sad for his supporters. A little of both, I guess.", ">\n\nLol, shit getting real.", ">\n\nTrump trying to appeal to those personality types who buy into egocentric masculinity that doesn’t include boys crying. The same kind of dudes who have to carry firearms to feel safe in society. “Tough on the outside…., repressed, depressed and angry on the inside.”", ">\n\nSomehow I believe Trump on this one.", ">\n\nRon's got 24 hours to get in the booth and buck back with a diss track", ">\n\nThe tiny hands club", ">\n\nThat Desantis wall building video with his kids is the SIMPIEST thing ive ever seen, not only by a politician, but a man. \nTalk about a little germ\nI Believe this....", ">\n\nRepublicans hate any sign of weakness", ">\n\nThis is a story about a liar lying about a liar!", ">\n\nIt's like that empire strikes back seen between Vader and the Emperor. Except two fools 🤣 Space Balls 2 here we come.", ">\n\nThis is the ultimate conservative insult. No \"real man\" would cry, let alone in front of another \"real man\".", ">\n\nKen Watanabi: “Let them fight”", ">\n\nDeSantis is a scammer, they were probably crocodile tears just to manipulate Trump", ">\n\nI'm living for the day tough guy DimSantis bends over for Dear Leader.", ">\n\nNow this is something I actually believe.", ">\n\n🎼 This is how it starrrts 🎶", ">\n\nI hope donald has a tape.", ">\n\nHe thinks he’s the godfather", ">\n\nDownvote every Trump story.", ">\n\nA statement that makes them both look terrible. GOOD", ">\n\nOoo the girls are fighting! Someone grab the popcorn!", ">\n\nDoes Trump have a fetish about crying men coming to him? The man is obsessed with crying men.", ">\n\nAnd we got a winner! Crying DeSantis!", ">\n\nAs a non-American I’m not entirely sure who DeSantis is, though I can see by the comments that he is not well liked. \nBut regardless of his politics, this feels like a weird thing to be arguing about in the news. So what if he did cry? Sometimes being passionate about something makes one cry. Maybe like some are suggesting it was faked. \nWhat’s important is, what does it tell other men when this is news and people are genuinely having this argument in the comments? Why are we still shaming people for feeling their feelings? Even people we don’t like?", ">\n\nWas that before or after the blowjob ?", ">\n\nHe needs to see what tears of laughter look like. He's probably telling Trump that he didn't need his approval to run for anything.", ">\n\nWhy do you have people attacking you from all angles, Ron? Might it be because you are an obnoxious asshole?", ">\n\nFight! Fight! Fight!", ">\n\nLol DeSadness", ">\n\nPeople can confirm this with tears in their eyes, the best people, bigly .\nCovfeve covfeve", ">\n\nDoes anyone believe him? And if not, why even report this? If Trump said the weather was sunny, I’d put on a raincoat before going out. I have no use for DeSantis, but Trump saying anything about anybody does not inform anyone in the least.", ">\n\nThe sexual tension between these two is palpable", ">\n\nAnd so the blood letting kicks into high gear.", ">\n\nLmao. This mother fucker." ]

[ "Sooo, this means trump cried in front of someone when seeking endorsement? Putin?", ">\n\nExactly.", ">\n\nWell, now we know exactly who has something over him.", ">\n\nWe do, but we used to, too.", ">\n\nThanks, Mitch.", ">\n\nDonnie DOES love escalators…", ">\n\nSorry for the convenience", ">\n\nI wonder how man times he called Trump \"sir?\"", ">\n\nThis is how it went word for word.\n“Please sir, endorse me sir. How can I be as smart and as good looking as you sir? Or sir, [starts sobbing] you are so wonderful “", ">\n\nDesantis weakly salutes Dear Leader", ">\n\nThe mandatory real-fake cry claim does have Kim-Jong Il vibes.", ">\n\nRed-on-red crime is my favorite kind of crime.", ">\n\nThis one is great hecause half of their base appeal is as tough guys, so telling the nation that one of them was sobbing like a baby in front of the other is a solid move. Now Deathanus has to decide whether to just accept it and be belittled, or start to fight back and fracture the party. 10/10 can’t wait for season finale.", ">\n\nHalf of these guys wouldn’t know the difference between a hatchet and an axe and wouldn’t be able to load and shoot an AR. \nRepublicans in federal government are almost all what they would consider effeminate suburbanites.", ">\n\nIn reality yes. But we know they don’t live there. To them an obese man who wears makeup and lifted shoes while avoiding war because his feet hurt is the epitome of manly.", ">\n\nI love your username. For some reason, that line cracked up my wife and me and we say it all the time.", ">\n\nIt’s so funny how many people get the reference! Workaholics def had its fans but it was never a mainstream smash so it’s crazy how many people recognize one throwaway line from the show!\nNow get in my grapevan pls", ">\n\nCatherine Zeta Jones, she dips beneath lasers, oh oh oh", ">\n\nShe has entrapped me, and Sean Connery! OH oh OH. OH oh OHhh^hh^h", ">\n\nWhen two pieces of shit get together, there will be a whole lot of stories coming out", ">\n\nThis embarrassing DeSantis campaign ad will be played repeatedly as a hit piece. That was some insane level of bootlicking lol. For one rare moment, I think Trump is speaking the truth. DeSantis absolutely cried in front of him and maybe even got on his knees for an endorsement", ">\n\nI had to go show this to my grandma. She screams about Trump and DeSantis til her voice cracks. She said she’s never wished on anyone’s demise before them. And McConnell. The rage in her 4’11”, 74 year old body is immense.", ">\n\nSounds like you've got one righteous grandma", ">\n\nShe marched her lil ass out in January in DC to march with us during Trump’s inauguration. It was actually my 18th birthday and afterwards we stopped and had Ethiopian for the first time. Her first time trying any African food and she still talks about how much she loves it. She sat with me at a tattoo appointment and afterwards we got pizza and ice cream. I love her. She’s an amazing woman.", ">\n\n\nand afterwards we stopped and had Ethiopian\n\nColumbus Circle? Fantastic places up there", ">\n\nWish I could remember. The place was packed. My grandmother and I sat on the end of the table with the vegetarian platter (since i was vegan) so she mostly ate the veg stuff. It was amazing. There’s a good place up in Tampa (Queen of Sheba) but nowhere near as good as this place was.", ">\n\nHe's probably lying but I wouldn't be surprised if its true. Have you ever seen DeSantis in a debate or outside of his hand-picked media reporters? He's so socially awkward and unstable and has the charisma of a garden slug.", ">\n\nTrue. I have noticed him moving his jaw from side to side in nearly every news conference when someone else is at the podium. Odd.", ">\n\nHe's got some kind of behavioral issue. He was never an appealing candidate, but he's surrounded himself and insulated himself with a core group of very politically savvy extremists that are the ones propelling him forward. He's not the political \"genius\" the media paints him out to be. His handlers are but he's an empty suit being controlled by puppeteers.", ">\n\nThat is actually slightly reassuring for someone not so in the know about him, like myself.", ">\n\nIt shouldn't be though. If you start looking in to his core group of advisors and backers these are some terrifying people.", ">\n\nIn so much as it shows his limitations.", ">\n\nTrue, he has many weaknesses. But they cover for them well.", ">\n\nTrump is desperate to make his opponents look effete to distract from his needing to have his hand held as we walked down a ramp or having to grasp a glass with two small hands or needing the power of the military to help him beat Covid.", ">\n\nCovfefe", ">\n\nHamburder flu", ">\n\nPerpetrated by the radical left gang member known as the “Hamburglar”", ">\n\nRobble robble", ">\n\nLots of self-proclaimed “alpha males” are wrestling with some cognitive dissonance today.", ">\n\nThey'll figure it out after praying to their favorite NFT of the day", ">\n\nDeSantis's response is going to be \"you know what makes me cry? CRT. Please clap.\"", ">\n\nIt was Jeb Bush that said “please clap.”", ">\n\nStandard playbook. Muddy the waters to make your opponent look “just as bad or worse” than you.", ">\n\nOr at least make up enough stories so that sane people with busy lives aren’t sure anymore. It’s what they’ve done for Zelenskyy, Thunberg, and Fauci.\nThat being said I wouldn’t be surprised if Desantis cried.", ">\n\nOn the one hand, Trump claims this any time he tells a story about anyone asking him for anything. \"He came to me with tears in his eyes.\" It's a bizarre piece of rhetoric he employs at every given opportunity. I think he thinks it makes him look magnanimous while simultaneously making the other person look weak. I have doubts that anyone has expressed any emotion in front of the man for less than $50,000 any time in the past 20 years.\nOn the other hand, DeSantis has no heart, can probably cry on command, and will crawl on his hands and knees across broken glass to jerk off a syphilitic stray dog into his own mouth if it means he gets what he wants.", ">\n\nNow thats an awful image!", ">\n\nThank you, I crafted it while taking a dump.", ">\n\nHope Georgia prosecutors doesn't forget the tweet where Trump admitted to interfering in the Florida election to make sure Desantis won.", ">\n\nAnd everybody clapped.", ">\n\nI dunno, I imagine a lot of people cry when they have to interact with him.", ">\n\nDesantis...\"I've seen the pee tape, and it is the most humiliation thing I've ever seen. Donald even got some in his mouth.\"", ">\n\nIt's just DJT pissing up into his own mouth on a bed the Obama's slept on at the Kremlin", ">\n\nTo be fair, getting a close up whiff of scrambled Sudafed and BigMac diaper blowouts tends to make one’s eyes run a bit.", ">\n\nDesantis is garbage. But this story likely isn't true. Trump claims people cry in front of him all the time. Many of those people aren't even real, they are just folks he made up in his head in the moment. \n\"This big guy, some say a former marine, a lot of people are saying it, really big, tough guy, and he came to me, tears in his eyes, and he said 'Mister Trump, you saved my life,' and it's true, I did save his life, I fought next to him in Afghanistan, that's what people are saying, and you know what? Maybe they're right, maybe I did kill 100 terrorists, because I know terrorists, some of them are my friends, and I say to terrorists, stop with that terror, and you know what? They stop. No one else knows terror and anti-terror like I do, just like that marine said.\"", ">\n\nRoflcopter", ">\n\nTrump knows whatever shit he says in the media will be reported like it was fact first and have to be proven false later", ">\n\n\n\"There were tears coming down from his eyes. He said: 'If you endorse me, I'll win,'\" said Trump.\n\nlmao trump couldnt come up with something better than this?", ">\n\nSeriously lol. It has a lot of \"and then everyone clapped\" energy.", ">\n\nWow who's gonna vote for Little Crybaby Ronnie?", ">\n\nWell as hard as it is to say it, I believe Trump this time. He just left out that they cried together, holding each other in a swampy embrace. Their Depends touching each other and their tentacles creep out and conjoin so they may exchange long protein strings.", ">\n\nTrump: [proceeds to unzip pantaloons]", ">\n\n\npantaloons\n\nrich people pants", ">\n\nNo, it’s crazypants. Right there in the name: pant-of-loons.", ">\n\nSuper convincing story, just trust him it's true. He's a business man! How else can he be so rich if not being totally honest? Btw the water pressure sucks in Florida, you have to flush multiple times. Terrible, terrible leader.", ">\n\n“He said ‘Sir…’”", ">\n\nLying liars lie.", ">\n\nBigly.", ">\n\nTrump says ~~Santos~~ DeSantis cried. ~~Santos~~ DeSantis will claim that he didn't. One of these serial liars would be telling the truth. That has never happened before so the universe might just explode out of sheer surprise.\nEdit: wrong idiot", ">\n\nSantos or DeSantis?", ">\n\nTrump is such a beacon of truth and integrity. Add irony here.", ">\n\nPoor Cry Baby DeSantis", ">\n\n‘Big, strong’ men can’t stop crying around President Trump. Just ask him.", ">\n\nTrump is unbelievable. After all these years he still sounds like a hurt 8 year old.", ">\n\nIt's times like this that having no history of telling any kind of truth really doesn't work in his favor, as much as I want to believe this.", ">\n\nLike everything else Trump has said, I’m sure this is 100% true.\nHe never lies, right?", ">\n\nTo try to make a rival look bad? He'd never do that.", ">\n\nWhile calling him sir. Yawn. We get it, Donald.", ">\n\nHe is a cringe factory and totally seems like type to cry for something when he really wants it, like a big baby.", ">\n\nLol. These people suck so bad.", ">\n\nCrying is okay, folks.\nTrump and DeSantis are shit people, but crying is okay.", ">\n\nProbably.... and Donald Trump poops himself and is a traitor.", ">\n\nFact: trump lies about everything. Fact: trump denigrates his opponents. As much as I want to believe this, it’s probably bull shit.", ">\n\nThey’re both liars, but somehow I believe this.", ">\n\nAnd then DJT shit his Depends.", ">\n\nWatching the republican party implode this election cycle is going to be schadenfreude like I’ve never experienced before.", ">\n\nEverything this piece of shit ever says is a lie. So I’m going to happily report that this is definitely more bullshit from this traitor’s mouth.\nThat being said, unfortunately his base will still eat this up. Because:\n-The Traitorous Piece of Shit said it so it must be true.\n-DeathSentence cried.\n-Crying is womanly.\n-DeathSentence is a woman.\n-MAGA MAGA MAGA\nSomewhere right now a group of Qdiots are saying some spaghetti style version of the exact talking points above.", ">\n\nTrump can piss in his pants because he wears absorbent diapers. It is probably a medical condition so he should not be ashamed.", ">\n\n\"He probably didn't even cry when he was a baby, and then he said..SIR!\"", ">\n\nStormy claims trump cried when she laughed at his mushroom dick", ">\n\nI had thought DeSantis was a SEAL, and therefore unlikely to be crying. I checked Wikipedia and found out the was a lawyer for the SEALs, so different. \nThen I read that he got a Bronze Star after his Iraq tour, but then I found out that the Bronze star is typically awarded as an upgrade from a MSM in combat zones. \nSo now I'm thinking that the crying story is totes believable.", ">\n\nSo…. By using logic we come to the conclusion that he made Trump cry, amiright? 😱", ">\n\nThis asshat is so fucking predictable.", ">\n\ndo you mean Desantis crying? Or Trump lying?", ">\n\nAnd called him sir", ">\n\nNext he'll call his wife ugly", ">\n\nOr say that she has secrets about where she worked.\nOr that his dad killed JFK.", ">\n\nNeither of these fascist deserve to be president.", ">\n\nletthemfight.gif", ">\n\nLet them fight. ding ding", ">\n\nLmao, let the feasting begin.", ">\n\nThis I will believe.", ">\n\nI also heard Trump claimed that anytime DeSantis had to open a jar that was too hard to open he came over to Trump's; in tears.", ">\n\nIt's scary how with the GOP's constant appeasement of the Orange Turd, I can actually see this happening. \nIs Trump lying? Most likely. But I can still see it happening.", ">\n\nAnd he's known for his consistent honesty, so I'm sure this happened.", ">\n\nTrump seems to always endorse people who cry in front of him, only to betray him later. Not a great judge of character if you ask me.", ">\n\nLet me guess, he called him 'Sir,' too. \nBuffoon.", ">\n\nHaha, this is where they've gotten to? \"Desantis is a booger-head and cried in front of me!\"", ">\n\nIt’s going to be fascinating to watch the Republican politicians try to take on trump knowing how deranged the base is. They went along with the insanity and even leaned into it like when Ronny D built a toy wall with his kid in the commercial. They must know it’s impossible to reason with these people. I can only imagine what it will look like when the Trump crazies set their sights on destroying DeSantis.", ">\n\nPlease run as an independent. Please.\nHe's the orange kryptonite to that void of charisma hack from Florida.", ">\n\nAs is with everything Donald says \nIt is more than likely Donald cried Infront of Ronald\nHaha Ronald and Donald", ">\n\nAnyone with \"nald\" needs to be blacklisted from politics.", ">\n\nAnyone with gop, conservative or Republicansl too", ">\n\nLet them eat each other, i for one am and will be enjoying the show", ">\n\nWatching two obese men get into a dick measuring contest is rather disturbing.", ">\n\nEspecially without an electron microscope.", ">\n\nKing Ron is too evil to cry. He has ZERO empathy or compassion. I bet he wouldn’t (or didn’t) cry over his own mother dying.", ">\n\nI didn't see any after the hurricanes or the apartment collapse.", ">\n\nDonald Trump can insult DeSantis on every level and watch Ronnie boy go back to kissing Trump's ass. Just like Ted Cruz. \nThe Republican collective lacks a spine since they clearly just accept incivility and childishness as virtues.", ">\n\nPointless article", ">\n\nI hope they both destroy each other. Our country needs a better leader than these two clowns", ">\n\nBegun, the douche wars have.", ">\n\nDude this is fucking hilarious. Let the GOP burn baby burn", ">\n\n\"It was incredible. I was having lunch at Mar-A-Lago and DeSantis walks up to me with tears in his eyes. And he said. You know what he said? He said 'Mister Trump, you're amazing. Everything a man could be. If you endorse me, I'll win. I'll give you anything you want.' And you know what I said? I said 'No way Jose. I'm the big cheese.' And you know what he did? He ran away crying in his little white boots. So sad. So sad.\"", ">\n\nBelievable until he said “Mr trump”.\nIt’s always “Sir” or “Mr President” when the Cheeto relays his big strong man with tears in his eyes stories.", ">\n\nCan you imagine what Republicans are going to release against Trump when he dies and it’s safe to talk?", ">\n\nThis battle between these two would be fucking hilarious if they didn’t have a serious chance of winning.", ">\n\nWho cares what he says. Hey media, just ignore him and report when he's convicted pretty please.", ">\n\nAs weak as Trump is right now, he knows how to put the hurt on competing right-wing grifters.", ">\n\nTrump wasn't kidding when he said he hasn't changed since he was in first grade. This is the kind of thing a bully tries to tell other kids to make the picked on kid in class look bad. Except the picked on kid deserves it this time so it's hard to feel bad for any of them.", ">\n\nSure, Don. We all 100% believe that's something that happened. Thanks for the update.", ">\n\nGotta hand it to him, Trump really knows how to play to the absolute basest and lowest common denominator of humanity.", ">\n\nMAGA is completely Middle School bullshit.", ">\n\nIs trump lying?\nOr is the torture guy a cry baby?", ">\n\nSmells like 2016 again", ">\n\nHe claims everyone cries when they beg him for something. Could it be they’re just tearing up over the noxious stench emanating from his depends?", ">\n\nBoth r whinny little b!tches", ">\n\nOh I’m sure Trump has leaked a tear or two during a ketchup-smearing tantrum.", ">\n\nThe smell from Trump’s diaper was really bad at the time.", ">\n\nWhen Donny starts losing in the primary and he turns his violent goons on his opponents, that's gonna be a good time. No wonder they all want to see him in jail or dead before the time comes.", ">\n\nThis one actually tracks as being true. DeSantis is a whiner in press conferences I can only imagine what crocodile tears he pulls out while trying to gain power.", ">\n\nNext he is going to say DeSantis sucked his dick and swallowed.", ">\n\nLmao we're in for a wild ride, folks!", ">\n\nI’m sure they both cried together holding each other’s bellies", ">\n\nHonestly I doubt it happened at all, the man spews bullshit nonstop but he's now made one of his most dangerous political rivals look weak. Honestly, Ron was most likely the next to the throne of the republican party. \nRonny needs to come out swinging to appeal to the base cos the base will belief anything that liar will say. \nSo is it a republican party or a maga party is gonna be the question", ">\n\nHe came to me with tears in his eyes and said “sir”", ">\n\nLol this is gonna be good 🍿", ">\n\nI’m thrilled both are running for president. I hope they both keep going. Split the vote!!", ">\n\nRon gave Don head guaranteed", ">\n\nNot sure which of these guys is a bigger idiot", ">\n\nThe one time I want Trump to not be lying…", ">\n\nI cant wait for this lame party of GOP incel s to continue to lose, they are all absolute fucking idiots who have nothing to offer except wining and being so passive and lame and sad sack loser fucking idiots, the worst shit for America, just fucking cry baby losers. Barf.", ">\n\n“Oh sir, sir, please endorse me sir…”", ">\n\nAh, so trmp cried in front of someone when he needed their support. putin? I bet it was putin.", ">\n\nCome on, his knees were starting to hurt!", ">\n\nBut did he “beg like a dog”? The Trumpees love the most crass belittlements. Crying isn’t humiliating enough.", ">\n\n\nTrump Claims DeSantis Cried in Front of Him While Seeking Endorsement\n\nFor once I believe him", ">\n\nThey're both dicks and deserve each other.", ">\n\nBecause crying, as a sign of empathy and emotions, is a crippling wound in the mind of Donald Trump.", ">\n\nUsually, everything that comes out of Trump's mouth is bullshit, but it would not surprise me one bit if it was true.", ">\n\nYea, straight up lie.", ">\n\nCrying is not a weakness. Having said that, both of these guys can get fucked.", ">\n\nIs this even newsworthy? Who cares.", ">\n\nDid we learn nothing from vintage commercials? You gotta save Kodak moments like this to enjoy and share with others on a later date", ">\n\nWhy wouldn’t we believe you Mr Trump, oh that’s right you lie and you hate DeSantis.", ">\n\n\nBig man, strong man, comes up to me - tears in his eyes - he says \"Sir...\"\n\n-", ">\n\nWell, I gotta say, I absolutely believe him . . . and I REALLY bet it looked just like John Turturro begging for his life in Miller's Crossing. \"I'm just a grifter, Trumpy! I'm a nobody!\"", ">\n\nOh man, this is going to get real entertaining if DeSantis starts swinging back. I hope he does, and doe snot just roll over thinking \"it's fine, I'll run in 2028\".\nHe must be aware that, if Trump somehow won in 2024, the country would once again go blue after 4 more years of Trump. The last time he won is poisoned the next 3 elections for republicans. So, DeSantis would have a much worse chance of winning if he waited until 2028. Especially after Trump inevitably attempts to change the rules to allow him to run for a 3rd term.\nThe Conservative subreddit was pretty much ready to ditch Trump after the midterms. They've cooled a bit on that now, and are not paying much attention to these little jabs. But seeing them tear themselves in half when the gloves come off between Trump and DeSantis would really be some quality entertainment.", ">\n\nWhatever you think about his popularity with the broader electorate I wouldn't want to see Trump win even the Republican nomination. If he gets his hands on the levers of power and he knows that constitutionally he is ineligible for another term then he will do everything and anything to retain his grip on power. His last term ended with rednecks shitting in the halls of Congress. Let's not flirt with the idea that letting him win the nomination is good for Democrats. That's some 2016 thinking", ">\n\nWhatever. According to Trump everybody who comes up to talk to him as tears in their eyes. I imagine they're just crying cuz they're too close to God damn Donald Trump.", ">\n\nTrump tells the truth for once.", ">\n\nWho cares? I’m so over this type of stuff…we need to debate policies, attack bad policies…move on from the useless insults.", ">\n\nWe need pics", ">\n\nI doubt this is true but I love that he's using this nonsense on someone who deserves it for once.", ">\n\nDeSantis \"I cry everytime I'm in close proximity to freshly cut onions\" 🤣😙", ">\n\nI'm gonna go ahead and assume this is true, just like I'm gonna go ahead and assume it means trump cried in front of the actual billionaires in control of the GOP when he sought their endorsement.", ">\n\nCan we stop talking about trump for the ever loving fucking love of god. We’re gonna wake up to, “trump doesn’t understand oat milk.” Like fuck off. But it’s hard to stop talking about a guy who sells papers right", ">\n\nTo be fair, if I was stuck in a room with Trump I'd probably cry too.", ">\n\nThis won’t matter to the right. They don’t care. This masculinity “gotcha” will totally miss them. The only way this will ever matter is if they want to leverage against DeSantis later. As long as he is really delivering for the fascists and white supremacists, nothing will matter.", ">\n\nI'm cool with trump's lies sabotaging the republican party.", ">\n\nPeople who give a shit about stuff like this are watching politics like it’s a TV show or sporting event. \nSad.", ">\n\nWow.....when two serial liars tell a story, which one do you believe?!", ">\n\nDesantis vs Trump in primaries is going to be the most ridiculously absurd schoolyard insult fight ever.", ">\n\nTrump lies as easily as he breathes. At this point I’d be way more surprised to hear he told the truth about something", ">\n\nMore of this, please. Rot from within. MORE MORE MORE!", ">\n\nYes. I’m certain this actually happened.", ">\n\nThis one gonna get nasty", ">\n\nHaha it’s going to be fun watching these dogs pee all over eachother", ">\n\nJust another absurd claim that can’t be proven one way or the other. Not that DeSatan isn’t a monstrous liar himself.", ">\n\nI believe it", ">\n\nSo with his track record of projection...\nWhat do you think the over under on trump crying videos existing are?", ">\n\nDeSantis cry? A physical impossibility!", ">\n\nI don't doubt it. He'll do anything to get power.", ">\n\nBig strong man, tears in his eyes.", ">\n\nAs I watch as our democratic republic swirls down the toilet, my only solace is watching these two psychopaths (Trump & DeSantis) go at each other's throats for the Presidency.", ">\n\nI didn't even know DeSantis was a trucker.", ">\n\nHe means his money shot in DeSantis face got him in the eyes, causing them to water. 💦", ">\n\nIt was probably the smell", ">\n\nI choose to believe this, because it’s hilarious to picture.", ">\n\nare they really wearing the exact same outfit lmao", ">\n\nI honestly kind of believe this.", ">\n\nTrump, if you have any kind of solid evidence on these claims, you better start producing them for the press because DeSantis is kicking your ass.", ">\n\nSo what? The two of you are cut from the same dicktater cloth.", ">\n\nLet em fight!", ">\n\nVideo/pics or stfu trumpie!", ">\n\nDon't get me wrong, I dislike DeSantis just as much, but only the orange blob would make fun of someone showing feelings and use it to win internet points.", ">\n\nMust have been the smell", ">\n\nHe just couldn’t keep that card in his pocket. The premature trump played himself.", ">\n\nCan’t out bitchboy this bitchboy", ">\n\nJust this once, I’m going to assume Donald Trump is telling the truth, because fuck Ron DeSantis.", ">\n\nThe thing is, who cares if he cried? I do not like RD (lived in Florida 5 years, moved to another state in 2021, mostly because of what Florida is turning into), but even if he did cry, so what? Trump’s gender lines are so dumb and archaic: crying mad bad.", ">\n\nit doesn't matter.\nif desantis cried desantis fans will say he's human. if joe biden cried desantis fans will say he's weak.", ">\n\nDid he call him “sir” too while crying?", ">\n\nIt brings me great joy that these meatheads are eating each other alive.\nGreat, great joy.", ">\n\nDid Deathanus take it with, or without KY?", ">\n\nYes! Let’s the flames begin!", ">\n\nI CANNOT wait for the primary debates.", ">\n\nStrong guy. Never cried before in his life. Came to me with tears in his eyes asking for my endorsement. What a guy. So disloyal now.", ">\n\nI hate both of them but DeSantis isn't a scared little child. This is a guy who played college baseball - he was a stud. The last person he'd ever cry in front of is Trump that's for sure.", ">\n\nPlaying college baseball has absolutely nothing to do with this lmao.", ">\n\nIt does, it shows he's not a wimp. I hate the fucker with a passion but don't believe he cried in front of Trump. If you played baseball or football in college you'd understand (but clearly you didn't.)", ">\n\nSo when do we get the small penis insults from Trump?", ">\n\nThis is so stupid. There's no evidence but it's still gonna start yet another stage of those twos pissing match and it's hilarious", ">\n\n\"....and then Ron felt trump's massive biceps and begged him to become his personal trainer. Then Ron begged trump to teach him how to cook, make love, and buy property.\"", ">\n\nDid daddy Rump make Ronnie cry", ">\n\nThe best part? This stuff works. I don't know whether I should be impressed by Trump or sad for his supporters. A little of both, I guess.", ">\n\nLol, shit getting real.", ">\n\nTrump trying to appeal to those personality types who buy into egocentric masculinity that doesn’t include boys crying. The same kind of dudes who have to carry firearms to feel safe in society. “Tough on the outside…., repressed, depressed and angry on the inside.”", ">\n\nSomehow I believe Trump on this one.", ">\n\nRon's got 24 hours to get in the booth and buck back with a diss track", ">\n\nThe tiny hands club", ">\n\nThat Desantis wall building video with his kids is the SIMPIEST thing ive ever seen, not only by a politician, but a man. \nTalk about a little germ\nI Believe this....", ">\n\nRepublicans hate any sign of weakness", ">\n\nThis is a story about a liar lying about a liar!", ">\n\nIt's like that empire strikes back seen between Vader and the Emperor. Except two fools 🤣 Space Balls 2 here we come.", ">\n\nThis is the ultimate conservative insult. No \"real man\" would cry, let alone in front of another \"real man\".", ">\n\nKen Watanabi: “Let them fight”", ">\n\nDeSantis is a scammer, they were probably crocodile tears just to manipulate Trump", ">\n\nI'm living for the day tough guy DimSantis bends over for Dear Leader.", ">\n\nNow this is something I actually believe.", ">\n\n🎼 This is how it starrrts 🎶", ">\n\nI hope donald has a tape.", ">\n\nHe thinks he’s the godfather", ">\n\nDownvote every Trump story.", ">\n\nA statement that makes them both look terrible. GOOD", ">\n\nOoo the girls are fighting! Someone grab the popcorn!", ">\n\nDoes Trump have a fetish about crying men coming to him? The man is obsessed with crying men.", ">\n\nAnd we got a winner! Crying DeSantis!", ">\n\nAs a non-American I’m not entirely sure who DeSantis is, though I can see by the comments that he is not well liked. \nBut regardless of his politics, this feels like a weird thing to be arguing about in the news. So what if he did cry? Sometimes being passionate about something makes one cry. Maybe like some are suggesting it was faked. \nWhat’s important is, what does it tell other men when this is news and people are genuinely having this argument in the comments? Why are we still shaming people for feeling their feelings? Even people we don’t like?", ">\n\nWas that before or after the blowjob ?", ">\n\nHe needs to see what tears of laughter look like. He's probably telling Trump that he didn't need his approval to run for anything.", ">\n\nWhy do you have people attacking you from all angles, Ron? Might it be because you are an obnoxious asshole?", ">\n\nFight! Fight! Fight!", ">\n\nLol DeSadness", ">\n\nPeople can confirm this with tears in their eyes, the best people, bigly .\nCovfeve covfeve", ">\n\nDoes anyone believe him? And if not, why even report this? If Trump said the weather was sunny, I’d put on a raincoat before going out. I have no use for DeSantis, but Trump saying anything about anybody does not inform anyone in the least.", ">\n\nThe sexual tension between these two is palpable", ">\n\nAnd so the blood letting kicks into high gear.", ">\n\nLmao. This mother fucker.", ">\n\nThat would actually make Desantis in touch with his feelings and would therefore gain more approval. \nBut these are conservatives we are talking about so feelings/crying=liberal nonsense." ]

[ "Sooo, this means trump cried in front of someone when seeking endorsement? Putin?", ">\n\nExactly.", ">\n\nWell, now we know exactly who has something over him.", ">\n\nWe do, but we used to, too.", ">\n\nThanks, Mitch.", ">\n\nDonnie DOES love escalators…", ">\n\nSorry for the convenience", ">\n\nI wonder how man times he called Trump \"sir?\"", ">\n\nThis is how it went word for word.\n“Please sir, endorse me sir. How can I be as smart and as good looking as you sir? Or sir, [starts sobbing] you are so wonderful “", ">\n\nDesantis weakly salutes Dear Leader", ">\n\nThe mandatory real-fake cry claim does have Kim-Jong Il vibes.", ">\n\nRed-on-red crime is my favorite kind of crime.", ">\n\nThis one is great hecause half of their base appeal is as tough guys, so telling the nation that one of them was sobbing like a baby in front of the other is a solid move. Now Deathanus has to decide whether to just accept it and be belittled, or start to fight back and fracture the party. 10/10 can’t wait for season finale.", ">\n\nHalf of these guys wouldn’t know the difference between a hatchet and an axe and wouldn’t be able to load and shoot an AR. \nRepublicans in federal government are almost all what they would consider effeminate suburbanites.", ">\n\nIn reality yes. But we know they don’t live there. To them an obese man who wears makeup and lifted shoes while avoiding war because his feet hurt is the epitome of manly.", ">\n\nI love your username. For some reason, that line cracked up my wife and me and we say it all the time.", ">\n\nIt’s so funny how many people get the reference! Workaholics def had its fans but it was never a mainstream smash so it’s crazy how many people recognize one throwaway line from the show!\nNow get in my grapevan pls", ">\n\nCatherine Zeta Jones, she dips beneath lasers, oh oh oh", ">\n\nShe has entrapped me, and Sean Connery! OH oh OH. OH oh OHhh^hh^h", ">\n\nWhen two pieces of shit get together, there will be a whole lot of stories coming out", ">\n\nThis embarrassing DeSantis campaign ad will be played repeatedly as a hit piece. That was some insane level of bootlicking lol. For one rare moment, I think Trump is speaking the truth. DeSantis absolutely cried in front of him and maybe even got on his knees for an endorsement", ">\n\nI had to go show this to my grandma. She screams about Trump and DeSantis til her voice cracks. She said she’s never wished on anyone’s demise before them. And McConnell. The rage in her 4’11”, 74 year old body is immense.", ">\n\nSounds like you've got one righteous grandma", ">\n\nShe marched her lil ass out in January in DC to march with us during Trump’s inauguration. It was actually my 18th birthday and afterwards we stopped and had Ethiopian for the first time. Her first time trying any African food and she still talks about how much she loves it. She sat with me at a tattoo appointment and afterwards we got pizza and ice cream. I love her. She’s an amazing woman.", ">\n\n\nand afterwards we stopped and had Ethiopian\n\nColumbus Circle? Fantastic places up there", ">\n\nWish I could remember. The place was packed. My grandmother and I sat on the end of the table with the vegetarian platter (since i was vegan) so she mostly ate the veg stuff. It was amazing. There’s a good place up in Tampa (Queen of Sheba) but nowhere near as good as this place was.", ">\n\nHe's probably lying but I wouldn't be surprised if its true. Have you ever seen DeSantis in a debate or outside of his hand-picked media reporters? He's so socially awkward and unstable and has the charisma of a garden slug.", ">\n\nTrue. I have noticed him moving his jaw from side to side in nearly every news conference when someone else is at the podium. Odd.", ">\n\nHe's got some kind of behavioral issue. He was never an appealing candidate, but he's surrounded himself and insulated himself with a core group of very politically savvy extremists that are the ones propelling him forward. He's not the political \"genius\" the media paints him out to be. His handlers are but he's an empty suit being controlled by puppeteers.", ">\n\nThat is actually slightly reassuring for someone not so in the know about him, like myself.", ">\n\nIt shouldn't be though. If you start looking in to his core group of advisors and backers these are some terrifying people.", ">\n\nIn so much as it shows his limitations.", ">\n\nTrue, he has many weaknesses. But they cover for them well.", ">\n\nTrump is desperate to make his opponents look effete to distract from his needing to have his hand held as we walked down a ramp or having to grasp a glass with two small hands or needing the power of the military to help him beat Covid.", ">\n\nCovfefe", ">\n\nHamburder flu", ">\n\nPerpetrated by the radical left gang member known as the “Hamburglar”", ">\n\nRobble robble", ">\n\nLots of self-proclaimed “alpha males” are wrestling with some cognitive dissonance today.", ">\n\nThey'll figure it out after praying to their favorite NFT of the day", ">\n\nDeSantis's response is going to be \"you know what makes me cry? CRT. Please clap.\"", ">\n\nIt was Jeb Bush that said “please clap.”", ">\n\nStandard playbook. Muddy the waters to make your opponent look “just as bad or worse” than you.", ">\n\nOr at least make up enough stories so that sane people with busy lives aren’t sure anymore. It’s what they’ve done for Zelenskyy, Thunberg, and Fauci.\nThat being said I wouldn’t be surprised if Desantis cried.", ">\n\nOn the one hand, Trump claims this any time he tells a story about anyone asking him for anything. \"He came to me with tears in his eyes.\" It's a bizarre piece of rhetoric he employs at every given opportunity. I think he thinks it makes him look magnanimous while simultaneously making the other person look weak. I have doubts that anyone has expressed any emotion in front of the man for less than $50,000 any time in the past 20 years.\nOn the other hand, DeSantis has no heart, can probably cry on command, and will crawl on his hands and knees across broken glass to jerk off a syphilitic stray dog into his own mouth if it means he gets what he wants.", ">\n\nNow thats an awful image!", ">\n\nThank you, I crafted it while taking a dump.", ">\n\nHope Georgia prosecutors doesn't forget the tweet where Trump admitted to interfering in the Florida election to make sure Desantis won.", ">\n\nAnd everybody clapped.", ">\n\nI dunno, I imagine a lot of people cry when they have to interact with him.", ">\n\nDesantis...\"I've seen the pee tape, and it is the most humiliation thing I've ever seen. Donald even got some in his mouth.\"", ">\n\nIt's just DJT pissing up into his own mouth on a bed the Obama's slept on at the Kremlin", ">\n\nTo be fair, getting a close up whiff of scrambled Sudafed and BigMac diaper blowouts tends to make one’s eyes run a bit.", ">\n\nDesantis is garbage. But this story likely isn't true. Trump claims people cry in front of him all the time. Many of those people aren't even real, they are just folks he made up in his head in the moment. \n\"This big guy, some say a former marine, a lot of people are saying it, really big, tough guy, and he came to me, tears in his eyes, and he said 'Mister Trump, you saved my life,' and it's true, I did save his life, I fought next to him in Afghanistan, that's what people are saying, and you know what? Maybe they're right, maybe I did kill 100 terrorists, because I know terrorists, some of them are my friends, and I say to terrorists, stop with that terror, and you know what? They stop. No one else knows terror and anti-terror like I do, just like that marine said.\"", ">\n\nRoflcopter", ">\n\nTrump knows whatever shit he says in the media will be reported like it was fact first and have to be proven false later", ">\n\n\n\"There were tears coming down from his eyes. He said: 'If you endorse me, I'll win,'\" said Trump.\n\nlmao trump couldnt come up with something better than this?", ">\n\nSeriously lol. It has a lot of \"and then everyone clapped\" energy.", ">\n\nWow who's gonna vote for Little Crybaby Ronnie?", ">\n\nWell as hard as it is to say it, I believe Trump this time. He just left out that they cried together, holding each other in a swampy embrace. Their Depends touching each other and their tentacles creep out and conjoin so they may exchange long protein strings.", ">\n\nTrump: [proceeds to unzip pantaloons]", ">\n\n\npantaloons\n\nrich people pants", ">\n\nNo, it’s crazypants. Right there in the name: pant-of-loons.", ">\n\nSuper convincing story, just trust him it's true. He's a business man! How else can he be so rich if not being totally honest? Btw the water pressure sucks in Florida, you have to flush multiple times. Terrible, terrible leader.", ">\n\n“He said ‘Sir…’”", ">\n\nLying liars lie.", ">\n\nBigly.", ">\n\nTrump says ~~Santos~~ DeSantis cried. ~~Santos~~ DeSantis will claim that he didn't. One of these serial liars would be telling the truth. That has never happened before so the universe might just explode out of sheer surprise.\nEdit: wrong idiot", ">\n\nSantos or DeSantis?", ">\n\nTrump is such a beacon of truth and integrity. Add irony here.", ">\n\nPoor Cry Baby DeSantis", ">\n\n‘Big, strong’ men can’t stop crying around President Trump. Just ask him.", ">\n\nTrump is unbelievable. After all these years he still sounds like a hurt 8 year old.", ">\n\nIt's times like this that having no history of telling any kind of truth really doesn't work in his favor, as much as I want to believe this.", ">\n\nLike everything else Trump has said, I’m sure this is 100% true.\nHe never lies, right?", ">\n\nTo try to make a rival look bad? He'd never do that.", ">\n\nWhile calling him sir. Yawn. We get it, Donald.", ">\n\nHe is a cringe factory and totally seems like type to cry for something when he really wants it, like a big baby.", ">\n\nLol. These people suck so bad.", ">\n\nCrying is okay, folks.\nTrump and DeSantis are shit people, but crying is okay.", ">\n\nProbably.... and Donald Trump poops himself and is a traitor.", ">\n\nFact: trump lies about everything. Fact: trump denigrates his opponents. As much as I want to believe this, it’s probably bull shit.", ">\n\nThey’re both liars, but somehow I believe this.", ">\n\nAnd then DJT shit his Depends.", ">\n\nWatching the republican party implode this election cycle is going to be schadenfreude like I’ve never experienced before.", ">\n\nEverything this piece of shit ever says is a lie. So I’m going to happily report that this is definitely more bullshit from this traitor’s mouth.\nThat being said, unfortunately his base will still eat this up. Because:\n-The Traitorous Piece of Shit said it so it must be true.\n-DeathSentence cried.\n-Crying is womanly.\n-DeathSentence is a woman.\n-MAGA MAGA MAGA\nSomewhere right now a group of Qdiots are saying some spaghetti style version of the exact talking points above.", ">\n\nTrump can piss in his pants because he wears absorbent diapers. It is probably a medical condition so he should not be ashamed.", ">\n\n\"He probably didn't even cry when he was a baby, and then he said..SIR!\"", ">\n\nStormy claims trump cried when she laughed at his mushroom dick", ">\n\nI had thought DeSantis was a SEAL, and therefore unlikely to be crying. I checked Wikipedia and found out the was a lawyer for the SEALs, so different. \nThen I read that he got a Bronze Star after his Iraq tour, but then I found out that the Bronze star is typically awarded as an upgrade from a MSM in combat zones. \nSo now I'm thinking that the crying story is totes believable.", ">\n\nSo…. By using logic we come to the conclusion that he made Trump cry, amiright? 😱", ">\n\nThis asshat is so fucking predictable.", ">\n\ndo you mean Desantis crying? Or Trump lying?", ">\n\nAnd called him sir", ">\n\nNext he'll call his wife ugly", ">\n\nOr say that she has secrets about where she worked.\nOr that his dad killed JFK.", ">\n\nNeither of these fascist deserve to be president.", ">\n\nletthemfight.gif", ">\n\nLet them fight. ding ding", ">\n\nLmao, let the feasting begin.", ">\n\nThis I will believe.", ">\n\nI also heard Trump claimed that anytime DeSantis had to open a jar that was too hard to open he came over to Trump's; in tears.", ">\n\nIt's scary how with the GOP's constant appeasement of the Orange Turd, I can actually see this happening. \nIs Trump lying? Most likely. But I can still see it happening.", ">\n\nAnd he's known for his consistent honesty, so I'm sure this happened.", ">\n\nTrump seems to always endorse people who cry in front of him, only to betray him later. Not a great judge of character if you ask me.", ">\n\nLet me guess, he called him 'Sir,' too. \nBuffoon.", ">\n\nHaha, this is where they've gotten to? \"Desantis is a booger-head and cried in front of me!\"", ">\n\nIt’s going to be fascinating to watch the Republican politicians try to take on trump knowing how deranged the base is. They went along with the insanity and even leaned into it like when Ronny D built a toy wall with his kid in the commercial. They must know it’s impossible to reason with these people. I can only imagine what it will look like when the Trump crazies set their sights on destroying DeSantis.", ">\n\nPlease run as an independent. Please.\nHe's the orange kryptonite to that void of charisma hack from Florida.", ">\n\nAs is with everything Donald says \nIt is more than likely Donald cried Infront of Ronald\nHaha Ronald and Donald", ">\n\nAnyone with \"nald\" needs to be blacklisted from politics.", ">\n\nAnyone with gop, conservative or Republicansl too", ">\n\nLet them eat each other, i for one am and will be enjoying the show", ">\n\nWatching two obese men get into a dick measuring contest is rather disturbing.", ">\n\nEspecially without an electron microscope.", ">\n\nKing Ron is too evil to cry. He has ZERO empathy or compassion. I bet he wouldn’t (or didn’t) cry over his own mother dying.", ">\n\nI didn't see any after the hurricanes or the apartment collapse.", ">\n\nDonald Trump can insult DeSantis on every level and watch Ronnie boy go back to kissing Trump's ass. Just like Ted Cruz. \nThe Republican collective lacks a spine since they clearly just accept incivility and childishness as virtues.", ">\n\nPointless article", ">\n\nI hope they both destroy each other. Our country needs a better leader than these two clowns", ">\n\nBegun, the douche wars have.", ">\n\nDude this is fucking hilarious. Let the GOP burn baby burn", ">\n\n\"It was incredible. I was having lunch at Mar-A-Lago and DeSantis walks up to me with tears in his eyes. And he said. You know what he said? He said 'Mister Trump, you're amazing. Everything a man could be. If you endorse me, I'll win. I'll give you anything you want.' And you know what I said? I said 'No way Jose. I'm the big cheese.' And you know what he did? He ran away crying in his little white boots. So sad. So sad.\"", ">\n\nBelievable until he said “Mr trump”.\nIt’s always “Sir” or “Mr President” when the Cheeto relays his big strong man with tears in his eyes stories.", ">\n\nCan you imagine what Republicans are going to release against Trump when he dies and it’s safe to talk?", ">\n\nThis battle between these two would be fucking hilarious if they didn’t have a serious chance of winning.", ">\n\nWho cares what he says. Hey media, just ignore him and report when he's convicted pretty please.", ">\n\nAs weak as Trump is right now, he knows how to put the hurt on competing right-wing grifters.", ">\n\nTrump wasn't kidding when he said he hasn't changed since he was in first grade. This is the kind of thing a bully tries to tell other kids to make the picked on kid in class look bad. Except the picked on kid deserves it this time so it's hard to feel bad for any of them.", ">\n\nSure, Don. We all 100% believe that's something that happened. Thanks for the update.", ">\n\nGotta hand it to him, Trump really knows how to play to the absolute basest and lowest common denominator of humanity.", ">\n\nMAGA is completely Middle School bullshit.", ">\n\nIs trump lying?\nOr is the torture guy a cry baby?", ">\n\nSmells like 2016 again", ">\n\nHe claims everyone cries when they beg him for something. Could it be they’re just tearing up over the noxious stench emanating from his depends?", ">\n\nBoth r whinny little b!tches", ">\n\nOh I’m sure Trump has leaked a tear or two during a ketchup-smearing tantrum.", ">\n\nThe smell from Trump’s diaper was really bad at the time.", ">\n\nWhen Donny starts losing in the primary and he turns his violent goons on his opponents, that's gonna be a good time. No wonder they all want to see him in jail or dead before the time comes.", ">\n\nThis one actually tracks as being true. DeSantis is a whiner in press conferences I can only imagine what crocodile tears he pulls out while trying to gain power.", ">\n\nNext he is going to say DeSantis sucked his dick and swallowed.", ">\n\nLmao we're in for a wild ride, folks!", ">\n\nI’m sure they both cried together holding each other’s bellies", ">\n\nHonestly I doubt it happened at all, the man spews bullshit nonstop but he's now made one of his most dangerous political rivals look weak. Honestly, Ron was most likely the next to the throne of the republican party. \nRonny needs to come out swinging to appeal to the base cos the base will belief anything that liar will say. \nSo is it a republican party or a maga party is gonna be the question", ">\n\nHe came to me with tears in his eyes and said “sir”", ">\n\nLol this is gonna be good 🍿", ">\n\nI’m thrilled both are running for president. I hope they both keep going. Split the vote!!", ">\n\nRon gave Don head guaranteed", ">\n\nNot sure which of these guys is a bigger idiot", ">\n\nThe one time I want Trump to not be lying…", ">\n\nI cant wait for this lame party of GOP incel s to continue to lose, they are all absolute fucking idiots who have nothing to offer except wining and being so passive and lame and sad sack loser fucking idiots, the worst shit for America, just fucking cry baby losers. Barf.", ">\n\n“Oh sir, sir, please endorse me sir…”", ">\n\nAh, so trmp cried in front of someone when he needed their support. putin? I bet it was putin.", ">\n\nCome on, his knees were starting to hurt!", ">\n\nBut did he “beg like a dog”? The Trumpees love the most crass belittlements. Crying isn’t humiliating enough.", ">\n\n\nTrump Claims DeSantis Cried in Front of Him While Seeking Endorsement\n\nFor once I believe him", ">\n\nThey're both dicks and deserve each other.", ">\n\nBecause crying, as a sign of empathy and emotions, is a crippling wound in the mind of Donald Trump.", ">\n\nUsually, everything that comes out of Trump's mouth is bullshit, but it would not surprise me one bit if it was true.", ">\n\nYea, straight up lie.", ">\n\nCrying is not a weakness. Having said that, both of these guys can get fucked.", ">\n\nIs this even newsworthy? Who cares.", ">\n\nDid we learn nothing from vintage commercials? You gotta save Kodak moments like this to enjoy and share with others on a later date", ">\n\nWhy wouldn’t we believe you Mr Trump, oh that’s right you lie and you hate DeSantis.", ">\n\n\nBig man, strong man, comes up to me - tears in his eyes - he says \"Sir...\"\n\n-", ">\n\nWell, I gotta say, I absolutely believe him . . . and I REALLY bet it looked just like John Turturro begging for his life in Miller's Crossing. \"I'm just a grifter, Trumpy! I'm a nobody!\"", ">\n\nOh man, this is going to get real entertaining if DeSantis starts swinging back. I hope he does, and doe snot just roll over thinking \"it's fine, I'll run in 2028\".\nHe must be aware that, if Trump somehow won in 2024, the country would once again go blue after 4 more years of Trump. The last time he won is poisoned the next 3 elections for republicans. So, DeSantis would have a much worse chance of winning if he waited until 2028. Especially after Trump inevitably attempts to change the rules to allow him to run for a 3rd term.\nThe Conservative subreddit was pretty much ready to ditch Trump after the midterms. They've cooled a bit on that now, and are not paying much attention to these little jabs. But seeing them tear themselves in half when the gloves come off between Trump and DeSantis would really be some quality entertainment.", ">\n\nWhatever you think about his popularity with the broader electorate I wouldn't want to see Trump win even the Republican nomination. If he gets his hands on the levers of power and he knows that constitutionally he is ineligible for another term then he will do everything and anything to retain his grip on power. His last term ended with rednecks shitting in the halls of Congress. Let's not flirt with the idea that letting him win the nomination is good for Democrats. That's some 2016 thinking", ">\n\nWhatever. According to Trump everybody who comes up to talk to him as tears in their eyes. I imagine they're just crying cuz they're too close to God damn Donald Trump.", ">\n\nTrump tells the truth for once.", ">\n\nWho cares? I’m so over this type of stuff…we need to debate policies, attack bad policies…move on from the useless insults.", ">\n\nWe need pics", ">\n\nI doubt this is true but I love that he's using this nonsense on someone who deserves it for once.", ">\n\nDeSantis \"I cry everytime I'm in close proximity to freshly cut onions\" 🤣😙", ">\n\nI'm gonna go ahead and assume this is true, just like I'm gonna go ahead and assume it means trump cried in front of the actual billionaires in control of the GOP when he sought their endorsement.", ">\n\nCan we stop talking about trump for the ever loving fucking love of god. We’re gonna wake up to, “trump doesn’t understand oat milk.” Like fuck off. But it’s hard to stop talking about a guy who sells papers right", ">\n\nTo be fair, if I was stuck in a room with Trump I'd probably cry too.", ">\n\nThis won’t matter to the right. They don’t care. This masculinity “gotcha” will totally miss them. The only way this will ever matter is if they want to leverage against DeSantis later. As long as he is really delivering for the fascists and white supremacists, nothing will matter.", ">\n\nI'm cool with trump's lies sabotaging the republican party.", ">\n\nPeople who give a shit about stuff like this are watching politics like it’s a TV show or sporting event. \nSad.", ">\n\nWow.....when two serial liars tell a story, which one do you believe?!", ">\n\nDesantis vs Trump in primaries is going to be the most ridiculously absurd schoolyard insult fight ever.", ">\n\nTrump lies as easily as he breathes. At this point I’d be way more surprised to hear he told the truth about something", ">\n\nMore of this, please. Rot from within. MORE MORE MORE!", ">\n\nYes. I’m certain this actually happened.", ">\n\nThis one gonna get nasty", ">\n\nHaha it’s going to be fun watching these dogs pee all over eachother", ">\n\nJust another absurd claim that can’t be proven one way or the other. Not that DeSatan isn’t a monstrous liar himself.", ">\n\nI believe it", ">\n\nSo with his track record of projection...\nWhat do you think the over under on trump crying videos existing are?", ">\n\nDeSantis cry? A physical impossibility!", ">\n\nI don't doubt it. He'll do anything to get power.", ">\n\nBig strong man, tears in his eyes.", ">\n\nAs I watch as our democratic republic swirls down the toilet, my only solace is watching these two psychopaths (Trump & DeSantis) go at each other's throats for the Presidency.", ">\n\nI didn't even know DeSantis was a trucker.", ">\n\nHe means his money shot in DeSantis face got him in the eyes, causing them to water. 💦", ">\n\nIt was probably the smell", ">\n\nI choose to believe this, because it’s hilarious to picture.", ">\n\nare they really wearing the exact same outfit lmao", ">\n\nI honestly kind of believe this.", ">\n\nTrump, if you have any kind of solid evidence on these claims, you better start producing them for the press because DeSantis is kicking your ass.", ">\n\nSo what? The two of you are cut from the same dicktater cloth.", ">\n\nLet em fight!", ">\n\nVideo/pics or stfu trumpie!", ">\n\nDon't get me wrong, I dislike DeSantis just as much, but only the orange blob would make fun of someone showing feelings and use it to win internet points.", ">\n\nMust have been the smell", ">\n\nHe just couldn’t keep that card in his pocket. The premature trump played himself.", ">\n\nCan’t out bitchboy this bitchboy", ">\n\nJust this once, I’m going to assume Donald Trump is telling the truth, because fuck Ron DeSantis.", ">\n\nThe thing is, who cares if he cried? I do not like RD (lived in Florida 5 years, moved to another state in 2021, mostly because of what Florida is turning into), but even if he did cry, so what? Trump’s gender lines are so dumb and archaic: crying mad bad.", ">\n\nit doesn't matter.\nif desantis cried desantis fans will say he's human. if joe biden cried desantis fans will say he's weak.", ">\n\nDid he call him “sir” too while crying?", ">\n\nIt brings me great joy that these meatheads are eating each other alive.\nGreat, great joy.", ">\n\nDid Deathanus take it with, or without KY?", ">\n\nYes! Let’s the flames begin!", ">\n\nI CANNOT wait for the primary debates.", ">\n\nStrong guy. Never cried before in his life. Came to me with tears in his eyes asking for my endorsement. What a guy. So disloyal now.", ">\n\nI hate both of them but DeSantis isn't a scared little child. This is a guy who played college baseball - he was a stud. The last person he'd ever cry in front of is Trump that's for sure.", ">\n\nPlaying college baseball has absolutely nothing to do with this lmao.", ">\n\nIt does, it shows he's not a wimp. I hate the fucker with a passion but don't believe he cried in front of Trump. If you played baseball or football in college you'd understand (but clearly you didn't.)", ">\n\nSo when do we get the small penis insults from Trump?", ">\n\nThis is so stupid. There's no evidence but it's still gonna start yet another stage of those twos pissing match and it's hilarious", ">\n\n\"....and then Ron felt trump's massive biceps and begged him to become his personal trainer. Then Ron begged trump to teach him how to cook, make love, and buy property.\"", ">\n\nDid daddy Rump make Ronnie cry", ">\n\nThe best part? This stuff works. I don't know whether I should be impressed by Trump or sad for his supporters. A little of both, I guess.", ">\n\nLol, shit getting real.", ">\n\nTrump trying to appeal to those personality types who buy into egocentric masculinity that doesn’t include boys crying. The same kind of dudes who have to carry firearms to feel safe in society. “Tough on the outside…., repressed, depressed and angry on the inside.”", ">\n\nSomehow I believe Trump on this one.", ">\n\nRon's got 24 hours to get in the booth and buck back with a diss track", ">\n\nThe tiny hands club", ">\n\nThat Desantis wall building video with his kids is the SIMPIEST thing ive ever seen, not only by a politician, but a man. \nTalk about a little germ\nI Believe this....", ">\n\nRepublicans hate any sign of weakness", ">\n\nThis is a story about a liar lying about a liar!", ">\n\nIt's like that empire strikes back seen between Vader and the Emperor. Except two fools 🤣 Space Balls 2 here we come.", ">\n\nThis is the ultimate conservative insult. No \"real man\" would cry, let alone in front of another \"real man\".", ">\n\nKen Watanabi: “Let them fight”", ">\n\nDeSantis is a scammer, they were probably crocodile tears just to manipulate Trump", ">\n\nI'm living for the day tough guy DimSantis bends over for Dear Leader.", ">\n\nNow this is something I actually believe.", ">\n\n🎼 This is how it starrrts 🎶", ">\n\nI hope donald has a tape.", ">\n\nHe thinks he’s the godfather", ">\n\nDownvote every Trump story.", ">\n\nA statement that makes them both look terrible. GOOD", ">\n\nOoo the girls are fighting! Someone grab the popcorn!", ">\n\nDoes Trump have a fetish about crying men coming to him? The man is obsessed with crying men.", ">\n\nAnd we got a winner! Crying DeSantis!", ">\n\nAs a non-American I’m not entirely sure who DeSantis is, though I can see by the comments that he is not well liked. \nBut regardless of his politics, this feels like a weird thing to be arguing about in the news. So what if he did cry? Sometimes being passionate about something makes one cry. Maybe like some are suggesting it was faked. \nWhat’s important is, what does it tell other men when this is news and people are genuinely having this argument in the comments? Why are we still shaming people for feeling their feelings? Even people we don’t like?", ">\n\nWas that before or after the blowjob ?", ">\n\nHe needs to see what tears of laughter look like. He's probably telling Trump that he didn't need his approval to run for anything.", ">\n\nWhy do you have people attacking you from all angles, Ron? Might it be because you are an obnoxious asshole?", ">\n\nFight! Fight! Fight!", ">\n\nLol DeSadness", ">\n\nPeople can confirm this with tears in their eyes, the best people, bigly .\nCovfeve covfeve", ">\n\nDoes anyone believe him? And if not, why even report this? If Trump said the weather was sunny, I’d put on a raincoat before going out. I have no use for DeSantis, but Trump saying anything about anybody does not inform anyone in the least.", ">\n\nThe sexual tension between these two is palpable", ">\n\nAnd so the blood letting kicks into high gear.", ">\n\nLmao. This mother fucker.", ">\n\nThat would actually make Desantis in touch with his feelings and would therefore gain more approval. \nBut these are conservatives we are talking about so feelings/crying=liberal nonsense.", ">\n\nOh, how I hope they keep this up.\nI would love to see them eat themselves up from the inside." ]

[ "Sooo, this means trump cried in front of someone when seeking endorsement? Putin?", ">\n\nExactly.", ">\n\nWell, now we know exactly who has something over him.", ">\n\nWe do, but we used to, too.", ">\n\nThanks, Mitch.", ">\n\nDonnie DOES love escalators…", ">\n\nSorry for the convenience", ">\n\nI wonder how man times he called Trump \"sir?\"", ">\n\nThis is how it went word for word.\n“Please sir, endorse me sir. How can I be as smart and as good looking as you sir? Or sir, [starts sobbing] you are so wonderful “", ">\n\nDesantis weakly salutes Dear Leader", ">\n\nThe mandatory real-fake cry claim does have Kim-Jong Il vibes.", ">\n\nRed-on-red crime is my favorite kind of crime.", ">\n\nThis one is great hecause half of their base appeal is as tough guys, so telling the nation that one of them was sobbing like a baby in front of the other is a solid move. Now Deathanus has to decide whether to just accept it and be belittled, or start to fight back and fracture the party. 10/10 can’t wait for season finale.", ">\n\nHalf of these guys wouldn’t know the difference between a hatchet and an axe and wouldn’t be able to load and shoot an AR. \nRepublicans in federal government are almost all what they would consider effeminate suburbanites.", ">\n\nIn reality yes. But we know they don’t live there. To them an obese man who wears makeup and lifted shoes while avoiding war because his feet hurt is the epitome of manly.", ">\n\nI love your username. For some reason, that line cracked up my wife and me and we say it all the time.", ">\n\nIt’s so funny how many people get the reference! Workaholics def had its fans but it was never a mainstream smash so it’s crazy how many people recognize one throwaway line from the show!\nNow get in my grapevan pls", ">\n\nCatherine Zeta Jones, she dips beneath lasers, oh oh oh", ">\n\nShe has entrapped me, and Sean Connery! OH oh OH. OH oh OHhh^hh^h", ">\n\nWhen two pieces of shit get together, there will be a whole lot of stories coming out", ">\n\nThis embarrassing DeSantis campaign ad will be played repeatedly as a hit piece. That was some insane level of bootlicking lol. For one rare moment, I think Trump is speaking the truth. DeSantis absolutely cried in front of him and maybe even got on his knees for an endorsement", ">\n\nI had to go show this to my grandma. She screams about Trump and DeSantis til her voice cracks. She said she’s never wished on anyone’s demise before them. And McConnell. The rage in her 4’11”, 74 year old body is immense.", ">\n\nSounds like you've got one righteous grandma", ">\n\nShe marched her lil ass out in January in DC to march with us during Trump’s inauguration. It was actually my 18th birthday and afterwards we stopped and had Ethiopian for the first time. Her first time trying any African food and she still talks about how much she loves it. She sat with me at a tattoo appointment and afterwards we got pizza and ice cream. I love her. She’s an amazing woman.", ">\n\n\nand afterwards we stopped and had Ethiopian\n\nColumbus Circle? Fantastic places up there", ">\n\nWish I could remember. The place was packed. My grandmother and I sat on the end of the table with the vegetarian platter (since i was vegan) so she mostly ate the veg stuff. It was amazing. There’s a good place up in Tampa (Queen of Sheba) but nowhere near as good as this place was.", ">\n\nHe's probably lying but I wouldn't be surprised if its true. Have you ever seen DeSantis in a debate or outside of his hand-picked media reporters? He's so socially awkward and unstable and has the charisma of a garden slug.", ">\n\nTrue. I have noticed him moving his jaw from side to side in nearly every news conference when someone else is at the podium. Odd.", ">\n\nHe's got some kind of behavioral issue. He was never an appealing candidate, but he's surrounded himself and insulated himself with a core group of very politically savvy extremists that are the ones propelling him forward. He's not the political \"genius\" the media paints him out to be. His handlers are but he's an empty suit being controlled by puppeteers.", ">\n\nThat is actually slightly reassuring for someone not so in the know about him, like myself.", ">\n\nIt shouldn't be though. If you start looking in to his core group of advisors and backers these are some terrifying people.", ">\n\nIn so much as it shows his limitations.", ">\n\nTrue, he has many weaknesses. But they cover for them well.", ">\n\nTrump is desperate to make his opponents look effete to distract from his needing to have his hand held as we walked down a ramp or having to grasp a glass with two small hands or needing the power of the military to help him beat Covid.", ">\n\nCovfefe", ">\n\nHamburder flu", ">\n\nPerpetrated by the radical left gang member known as the “Hamburglar”", ">\n\nRobble robble", ">\n\nLots of self-proclaimed “alpha males” are wrestling with some cognitive dissonance today.", ">\n\nThey'll figure it out after praying to their favorite NFT of the day", ">\n\nDeSantis's response is going to be \"you know what makes me cry? CRT. Please clap.\"", ">\n\nIt was Jeb Bush that said “please clap.”", ">\n\nStandard playbook. Muddy the waters to make your opponent look “just as bad or worse” than you.", ">\n\nOr at least make up enough stories so that sane people with busy lives aren’t sure anymore. It’s what they’ve done for Zelenskyy, Thunberg, and Fauci.\nThat being said I wouldn’t be surprised if Desantis cried.", ">\n\nOn the one hand, Trump claims this any time he tells a story about anyone asking him for anything. \"He came to me with tears in his eyes.\" It's a bizarre piece of rhetoric he employs at every given opportunity. I think he thinks it makes him look magnanimous while simultaneously making the other person look weak. I have doubts that anyone has expressed any emotion in front of the man for less than $50,000 any time in the past 20 years.\nOn the other hand, DeSantis has no heart, can probably cry on command, and will crawl on his hands and knees across broken glass to jerk off a syphilitic stray dog into his own mouth if it means he gets what he wants.", ">\n\nNow thats an awful image!", ">\n\nThank you, I crafted it while taking a dump.", ">\n\nHope Georgia prosecutors doesn't forget the tweet where Trump admitted to interfering in the Florida election to make sure Desantis won.", ">\n\nAnd everybody clapped.", ">\n\nI dunno, I imagine a lot of people cry when they have to interact with him.", ">\n\nDesantis...\"I've seen the pee tape, and it is the most humiliation thing I've ever seen. Donald even got some in his mouth.\"", ">\n\nIt's just DJT pissing up into his own mouth on a bed the Obama's slept on at the Kremlin", ">\n\nTo be fair, getting a close up whiff of scrambled Sudafed and BigMac diaper blowouts tends to make one’s eyes run a bit.", ">\n\nDesantis is garbage. But this story likely isn't true. Trump claims people cry in front of him all the time. Many of those people aren't even real, they are just folks he made up in his head in the moment. \n\"This big guy, some say a former marine, a lot of people are saying it, really big, tough guy, and he came to me, tears in his eyes, and he said 'Mister Trump, you saved my life,' and it's true, I did save his life, I fought next to him in Afghanistan, that's what people are saying, and you know what? Maybe they're right, maybe I did kill 100 terrorists, because I know terrorists, some of them are my friends, and I say to terrorists, stop with that terror, and you know what? They stop. No one else knows terror and anti-terror like I do, just like that marine said.\"", ">\n\nRoflcopter", ">\n\nTrump knows whatever shit he says in the media will be reported like it was fact first and have to be proven false later", ">\n\n\n\"There were tears coming down from his eyes. He said: 'If you endorse me, I'll win,'\" said Trump.\n\nlmao trump couldnt come up with something better than this?", ">\n\nSeriously lol. It has a lot of \"and then everyone clapped\" energy.", ">\n\nWow who's gonna vote for Little Crybaby Ronnie?", ">\n\nWell as hard as it is to say it, I believe Trump this time. He just left out that they cried together, holding each other in a swampy embrace. Their Depends touching each other and their tentacles creep out and conjoin so they may exchange long protein strings.", ">\n\nTrump: [proceeds to unzip pantaloons]", ">\n\n\npantaloons\n\nrich people pants", ">\n\nNo, it’s crazypants. Right there in the name: pant-of-loons.", ">\n\nSuper convincing story, just trust him it's true. He's a business man! How else can he be so rich if not being totally honest? Btw the water pressure sucks in Florida, you have to flush multiple times. Terrible, terrible leader.", ">\n\n“He said ‘Sir…’”", ">\n\nLying liars lie.", ">\n\nBigly.", ">\n\nTrump says ~~Santos~~ DeSantis cried. ~~Santos~~ DeSantis will claim that he didn't. One of these serial liars would be telling the truth. That has never happened before so the universe might just explode out of sheer surprise.\nEdit: wrong idiot", ">\n\nSantos or DeSantis?", ">\n\nTrump is such a beacon of truth and integrity. Add irony here.", ">\n\nPoor Cry Baby DeSantis", ">\n\n‘Big, strong’ men can’t stop crying around President Trump. Just ask him.", ">\n\nTrump is unbelievable. After all these years he still sounds like a hurt 8 year old.", ">\n\nIt's times like this that having no history of telling any kind of truth really doesn't work in his favor, as much as I want to believe this.", ">\n\nLike everything else Trump has said, I’m sure this is 100% true.\nHe never lies, right?", ">\n\nTo try to make a rival look bad? He'd never do that.", ">\n\nWhile calling him sir. Yawn. We get it, Donald.", ">\n\nHe is a cringe factory and totally seems like type to cry for something when he really wants it, like a big baby.", ">\n\nLol. These people suck so bad.", ">\n\nCrying is okay, folks.\nTrump and DeSantis are shit people, but crying is okay.", ">\n\nProbably.... and Donald Trump poops himself and is a traitor.", ">\n\nFact: trump lies about everything. Fact: trump denigrates his opponents. As much as I want to believe this, it’s probably bull shit.", ">\n\nThey’re both liars, but somehow I believe this.", ">\n\nAnd then DJT shit his Depends.", ">\n\nWatching the republican party implode this election cycle is going to be schadenfreude like I’ve never experienced before.", ">\n\nEverything this piece of shit ever says is a lie. So I’m going to happily report that this is definitely more bullshit from this traitor’s mouth.\nThat being said, unfortunately his base will still eat this up. Because:\n-The Traitorous Piece of Shit said it so it must be true.\n-DeathSentence cried.\n-Crying is womanly.\n-DeathSentence is a woman.\n-MAGA MAGA MAGA\nSomewhere right now a group of Qdiots are saying some spaghetti style version of the exact talking points above.", ">\n\nTrump can piss in his pants because he wears absorbent diapers. It is probably a medical condition so he should not be ashamed.", ">\n\n\"He probably didn't even cry when he was a baby, and then he said..SIR!\"", ">\n\nStormy claims trump cried when she laughed at his mushroom dick", ">\n\nI had thought DeSantis was a SEAL, and therefore unlikely to be crying. I checked Wikipedia and found out the was a lawyer for the SEALs, so different. \nThen I read that he got a Bronze Star after his Iraq tour, but then I found out that the Bronze star is typically awarded as an upgrade from a MSM in combat zones. \nSo now I'm thinking that the crying story is totes believable.", ">\n\nSo…. By using logic we come to the conclusion that he made Trump cry, amiright? 😱", ">\n\nThis asshat is so fucking predictable.", ">\n\ndo you mean Desantis crying? Or Trump lying?", ">\n\nAnd called him sir", ">\n\nNext he'll call his wife ugly", ">\n\nOr say that she has secrets about where she worked.\nOr that his dad killed JFK.", ">\n\nNeither of these fascist deserve to be president.", ">\n\nletthemfight.gif", ">\n\nLet them fight. ding ding", ">\n\nLmao, let the feasting begin.", ">\n\nThis I will believe.", ">\n\nI also heard Trump claimed that anytime DeSantis had to open a jar that was too hard to open he came over to Trump's; in tears.", ">\n\nIt's scary how with the GOP's constant appeasement of the Orange Turd, I can actually see this happening. \nIs Trump lying? Most likely. But I can still see it happening.", ">\n\nAnd he's known for his consistent honesty, so I'm sure this happened.", ">\n\nTrump seems to always endorse people who cry in front of him, only to betray him later. Not a great judge of character if you ask me.", ">\n\nLet me guess, he called him 'Sir,' too. \nBuffoon.", ">\n\nHaha, this is where they've gotten to? \"Desantis is a booger-head and cried in front of me!\"", ">\n\nIt’s going to be fascinating to watch the Republican politicians try to take on trump knowing how deranged the base is. They went along with the insanity and even leaned into it like when Ronny D built a toy wall with his kid in the commercial. They must know it’s impossible to reason with these people. I can only imagine what it will look like when the Trump crazies set their sights on destroying DeSantis.", ">\n\nPlease run as an independent. Please.\nHe's the orange kryptonite to that void of charisma hack from Florida.", ">\n\nAs is with everything Donald says \nIt is more than likely Donald cried Infront of Ronald\nHaha Ronald and Donald", ">\n\nAnyone with \"nald\" needs to be blacklisted from politics.", ">\n\nAnyone with gop, conservative or Republicansl too", ">\n\nLet them eat each other, i for one am and will be enjoying the show", ">\n\nWatching two obese men get into a dick measuring contest is rather disturbing.", ">\n\nEspecially without an electron microscope.", ">\n\nKing Ron is too evil to cry. He has ZERO empathy or compassion. I bet he wouldn’t (or didn’t) cry over his own mother dying.", ">\n\nI didn't see any after the hurricanes or the apartment collapse.", ">\n\nDonald Trump can insult DeSantis on every level and watch Ronnie boy go back to kissing Trump's ass. Just like Ted Cruz. \nThe Republican collective lacks a spine since they clearly just accept incivility and childishness as virtues.", ">\n\nPointless article", ">\n\nI hope they both destroy each other. Our country needs a better leader than these two clowns", ">\n\nBegun, the douche wars have.", ">\n\nDude this is fucking hilarious. Let the GOP burn baby burn", ">\n\n\"It was incredible. I was having lunch at Mar-A-Lago and DeSantis walks up to me with tears in his eyes. And he said. You know what he said? He said 'Mister Trump, you're amazing. Everything a man could be. If you endorse me, I'll win. I'll give you anything you want.' And you know what I said? I said 'No way Jose. I'm the big cheese.' And you know what he did? He ran away crying in his little white boots. So sad. So sad.\"", ">\n\nBelievable until he said “Mr trump”.\nIt’s always “Sir” or “Mr President” when the Cheeto relays his big strong man with tears in his eyes stories.", ">\n\nCan you imagine what Republicans are going to release against Trump when he dies and it’s safe to talk?", ">\n\nThis battle between these two would be fucking hilarious if they didn’t have a serious chance of winning.", ">\n\nWho cares what he says. Hey media, just ignore him and report when he's convicted pretty please.", ">\n\nAs weak as Trump is right now, he knows how to put the hurt on competing right-wing grifters.", ">\n\nTrump wasn't kidding when he said he hasn't changed since he was in first grade. This is the kind of thing a bully tries to tell other kids to make the picked on kid in class look bad. Except the picked on kid deserves it this time so it's hard to feel bad for any of them.", ">\n\nSure, Don. We all 100% believe that's something that happened. Thanks for the update.", ">\n\nGotta hand it to him, Trump really knows how to play to the absolute basest and lowest common denominator of humanity.", ">\n\nMAGA is completely Middle School bullshit.", ">\n\nIs trump lying?\nOr is the torture guy a cry baby?", ">\n\nSmells like 2016 again", ">\n\nHe claims everyone cries when they beg him for something. Could it be they’re just tearing up over the noxious stench emanating from his depends?", ">\n\nBoth r whinny little b!tches", ">\n\nOh I’m sure Trump has leaked a tear or two during a ketchup-smearing tantrum.", ">\n\nThe smell from Trump’s diaper was really bad at the time.", ">\n\nWhen Donny starts losing in the primary and he turns his violent goons on his opponents, that's gonna be a good time. No wonder they all want to see him in jail or dead before the time comes.", ">\n\nThis one actually tracks as being true. DeSantis is a whiner in press conferences I can only imagine what crocodile tears he pulls out while trying to gain power.", ">\n\nNext he is going to say DeSantis sucked his dick and swallowed.", ">\n\nLmao we're in for a wild ride, folks!", ">\n\nI’m sure they both cried together holding each other’s bellies", ">\n\nHonestly I doubt it happened at all, the man spews bullshit nonstop but he's now made one of his most dangerous political rivals look weak. Honestly, Ron was most likely the next to the throne of the republican party. \nRonny needs to come out swinging to appeal to the base cos the base will belief anything that liar will say. \nSo is it a republican party or a maga party is gonna be the question", ">\n\nHe came to me with tears in his eyes and said “sir”", ">\n\nLol this is gonna be good 🍿", ">\n\nI’m thrilled both are running for president. I hope they both keep going. Split the vote!!", ">\n\nRon gave Don head guaranteed", ">\n\nNot sure which of these guys is a bigger idiot", ">\n\nThe one time I want Trump to not be lying…", ">\n\nI cant wait for this lame party of GOP incel s to continue to lose, they are all absolute fucking idiots who have nothing to offer except wining and being so passive and lame and sad sack loser fucking idiots, the worst shit for America, just fucking cry baby losers. Barf.", ">\n\n“Oh sir, sir, please endorse me sir…”", ">\n\nAh, so trmp cried in front of someone when he needed their support. putin? I bet it was putin.", ">\n\nCome on, his knees were starting to hurt!", ">\n\nBut did he “beg like a dog”? The Trumpees love the most crass belittlements. Crying isn’t humiliating enough.", ">\n\n\nTrump Claims DeSantis Cried in Front of Him While Seeking Endorsement\n\nFor once I believe him", ">\n\nThey're both dicks and deserve each other.", ">\n\nBecause crying, as a sign of empathy and emotions, is a crippling wound in the mind of Donald Trump.", ">\n\nUsually, everything that comes out of Trump's mouth is bullshit, but it would not surprise me one bit if it was true.", ">\n\nYea, straight up lie.", ">\n\nCrying is not a weakness. Having said that, both of these guys can get fucked.", ">\n\nIs this even newsworthy? Who cares.", ">\n\nDid we learn nothing from vintage commercials? You gotta save Kodak moments like this to enjoy and share with others on a later date", ">\n\nWhy wouldn’t we believe you Mr Trump, oh that’s right you lie and you hate DeSantis.", ">\n\n\nBig man, strong man, comes up to me - tears in his eyes - he says \"Sir...\"\n\n-", ">\n\nWell, I gotta say, I absolutely believe him . . . and I REALLY bet it looked just like John Turturro begging for his life in Miller's Crossing. \"I'm just a grifter, Trumpy! I'm a nobody!\"", ">\n\nOh man, this is going to get real entertaining if DeSantis starts swinging back. I hope he does, and doe snot just roll over thinking \"it's fine, I'll run in 2028\".\nHe must be aware that, if Trump somehow won in 2024, the country would once again go blue after 4 more years of Trump. The last time he won is poisoned the next 3 elections for republicans. So, DeSantis would have a much worse chance of winning if he waited until 2028. Especially after Trump inevitably attempts to change the rules to allow him to run for a 3rd term.\nThe Conservative subreddit was pretty much ready to ditch Trump after the midterms. They've cooled a bit on that now, and are not paying much attention to these little jabs. But seeing them tear themselves in half when the gloves come off between Trump and DeSantis would really be some quality entertainment.", ">\n\nWhatever you think about his popularity with the broader electorate I wouldn't want to see Trump win even the Republican nomination. If he gets his hands on the levers of power and he knows that constitutionally he is ineligible for another term then he will do everything and anything to retain his grip on power. His last term ended with rednecks shitting in the halls of Congress. Let's not flirt with the idea that letting him win the nomination is good for Democrats. That's some 2016 thinking", ">\n\nWhatever. According to Trump everybody who comes up to talk to him as tears in their eyes. I imagine they're just crying cuz they're too close to God damn Donald Trump.", ">\n\nTrump tells the truth for once.", ">\n\nWho cares? I’m so over this type of stuff…we need to debate policies, attack bad policies…move on from the useless insults.", ">\n\nWe need pics", ">\n\nI doubt this is true but I love that he's using this nonsense on someone who deserves it for once.", ">\n\nDeSantis \"I cry everytime I'm in close proximity to freshly cut onions\" 🤣😙", ">\n\nI'm gonna go ahead and assume this is true, just like I'm gonna go ahead and assume it means trump cried in front of the actual billionaires in control of the GOP when he sought their endorsement.", ">\n\nCan we stop talking about trump for the ever loving fucking love of god. We’re gonna wake up to, “trump doesn’t understand oat milk.” Like fuck off. But it’s hard to stop talking about a guy who sells papers right", ">\n\nTo be fair, if I was stuck in a room with Trump I'd probably cry too.", ">\n\nThis won’t matter to the right. They don’t care. This masculinity “gotcha” will totally miss them. The only way this will ever matter is if they want to leverage against DeSantis later. As long as he is really delivering for the fascists and white supremacists, nothing will matter.", ">\n\nI'm cool with trump's lies sabotaging the republican party.", ">\n\nPeople who give a shit about stuff like this are watching politics like it’s a TV show or sporting event. \nSad.", ">\n\nWow.....when two serial liars tell a story, which one do you believe?!", ">\n\nDesantis vs Trump in primaries is going to be the most ridiculously absurd schoolyard insult fight ever.", ">\n\nTrump lies as easily as he breathes. At this point I’d be way more surprised to hear he told the truth about something", ">\n\nMore of this, please. Rot from within. MORE MORE MORE!", ">\n\nYes. I’m certain this actually happened.", ">\n\nThis one gonna get nasty", ">\n\nHaha it’s going to be fun watching these dogs pee all over eachother", ">\n\nJust another absurd claim that can’t be proven one way or the other. Not that DeSatan isn’t a monstrous liar himself.", ">\n\nI believe it", ">\n\nSo with his track record of projection...\nWhat do you think the over under on trump crying videos existing are?", ">\n\nDeSantis cry? A physical impossibility!", ">\n\nI don't doubt it. He'll do anything to get power.", ">\n\nBig strong man, tears in his eyes.", ">\n\nAs I watch as our democratic republic swirls down the toilet, my only solace is watching these two psychopaths (Trump & DeSantis) go at each other's throats for the Presidency.", ">\n\nI didn't even know DeSantis was a trucker.", ">\n\nHe means his money shot in DeSantis face got him in the eyes, causing them to water. 💦", ">\n\nIt was probably the smell", ">\n\nI choose to believe this, because it’s hilarious to picture.", ">\n\nare they really wearing the exact same outfit lmao", ">\n\nI honestly kind of believe this.", ">\n\nTrump, if you have any kind of solid evidence on these claims, you better start producing them for the press because DeSantis is kicking your ass.", ">\n\nSo what? The two of you are cut from the same dicktater cloth.", ">\n\nLet em fight!", ">\n\nVideo/pics or stfu trumpie!", ">\n\nDon't get me wrong, I dislike DeSantis just as much, but only the orange blob would make fun of someone showing feelings and use it to win internet points.", ">\n\nMust have been the smell", ">\n\nHe just couldn’t keep that card in his pocket. The premature trump played himself.", ">\n\nCan’t out bitchboy this bitchboy", ">\n\nJust this once, I’m going to assume Donald Trump is telling the truth, because fuck Ron DeSantis.", ">\n\nThe thing is, who cares if he cried? I do not like RD (lived in Florida 5 years, moved to another state in 2021, mostly because of what Florida is turning into), but even if he did cry, so what? Trump’s gender lines are so dumb and archaic: crying mad bad.", ">\n\nit doesn't matter.\nif desantis cried desantis fans will say he's human. if joe biden cried desantis fans will say he's weak.", ">\n\nDid he call him “sir” too while crying?", ">\n\nIt brings me great joy that these meatheads are eating each other alive.\nGreat, great joy.", ">\n\nDid Deathanus take it with, or without KY?", ">\n\nYes! Let’s the flames begin!", ">\n\nI CANNOT wait for the primary debates.", ">\n\nStrong guy. Never cried before in his life. Came to me with tears in his eyes asking for my endorsement. What a guy. So disloyal now.", ">\n\nI hate both of them but DeSantis isn't a scared little child. This is a guy who played college baseball - he was a stud. The last person he'd ever cry in front of is Trump that's for sure.", ">\n\nPlaying college baseball has absolutely nothing to do with this lmao.", ">\n\nIt does, it shows he's not a wimp. I hate the fucker with a passion but don't believe he cried in front of Trump. If you played baseball or football in college you'd understand (but clearly you didn't.)", ">\n\nSo when do we get the small penis insults from Trump?", ">\n\nThis is so stupid. There's no evidence but it's still gonna start yet another stage of those twos pissing match and it's hilarious", ">\n\n\"....and then Ron felt trump's massive biceps and begged him to become his personal trainer. Then Ron begged trump to teach him how to cook, make love, and buy property.\"", ">\n\nDid daddy Rump make Ronnie cry", ">\n\nThe best part? This stuff works. I don't know whether I should be impressed by Trump or sad for his supporters. A little of both, I guess.", ">\n\nLol, shit getting real.", ">\n\nTrump trying to appeal to those personality types who buy into egocentric masculinity that doesn’t include boys crying. The same kind of dudes who have to carry firearms to feel safe in society. “Tough on the outside…., repressed, depressed and angry on the inside.”", ">\n\nSomehow I believe Trump on this one.", ">\n\nRon's got 24 hours to get in the booth and buck back with a diss track", ">\n\nThe tiny hands club", ">\n\nThat Desantis wall building video with his kids is the SIMPIEST thing ive ever seen, not only by a politician, but a man. \nTalk about a little germ\nI Believe this....", ">\n\nRepublicans hate any sign of weakness", ">\n\nThis is a story about a liar lying about a liar!", ">\n\nIt's like that empire strikes back seen between Vader and the Emperor. Except two fools 🤣 Space Balls 2 here we come.", ">\n\nThis is the ultimate conservative insult. No \"real man\" would cry, let alone in front of another \"real man\".", ">\n\nKen Watanabi: “Let them fight”", ">\n\nDeSantis is a scammer, they were probably crocodile tears just to manipulate Trump", ">\n\nI'm living for the day tough guy DimSantis bends over for Dear Leader.", ">\n\nNow this is something I actually believe.", ">\n\n🎼 This is how it starrrts 🎶", ">\n\nI hope donald has a tape.", ">\n\nHe thinks he’s the godfather", ">\n\nDownvote every Trump story.", ">\n\nA statement that makes them both look terrible. GOOD", ">\n\nOoo the girls are fighting! Someone grab the popcorn!", ">\n\nDoes Trump have a fetish about crying men coming to him? The man is obsessed with crying men.", ">\n\nAnd we got a winner! Crying DeSantis!", ">\n\nAs a non-American I’m not entirely sure who DeSantis is, though I can see by the comments that he is not well liked. \nBut regardless of his politics, this feels like a weird thing to be arguing about in the news. So what if he did cry? Sometimes being passionate about something makes one cry. Maybe like some are suggesting it was faked. \nWhat’s important is, what does it tell other men when this is news and people are genuinely having this argument in the comments? Why are we still shaming people for feeling their feelings? Even people we don’t like?", ">\n\nWas that before or after the blowjob ?", ">\n\nHe needs to see what tears of laughter look like. He's probably telling Trump that he didn't need his approval to run for anything.", ">\n\nWhy do you have people attacking you from all angles, Ron? Might it be because you are an obnoxious asshole?", ">\n\nFight! Fight! Fight!", ">\n\nLol DeSadness", ">\n\nPeople can confirm this with tears in their eyes, the best people, bigly .\nCovfeve covfeve", ">\n\nDoes anyone believe him? And if not, why even report this? If Trump said the weather was sunny, I’d put on a raincoat before going out. I have no use for DeSantis, but Trump saying anything about anybody does not inform anyone in the least.", ">\n\nThe sexual tension between these two is palpable", ">\n\nAnd so the blood letting kicks into high gear.", ">\n\nLmao. This mother fucker.", ">\n\nThat would actually make Desantis in touch with his feelings and would therefore gain more approval. \nBut these are conservatives we are talking about so feelings/crying=liberal nonsense.", ">\n\nOh, how I hope they keep this up.\nI would love to see them eat themselves up from the inside.", ">\n\nHe probably had tears in his eyes from laughing so hard at trump." ]

[ "Sooo, this means trump cried in front of someone when seeking endorsement? Putin?", ">\n\nExactly.", ">\n\nWell, now we know exactly who has something over him.", ">\n\nWe do, but we used to, too.", ">\n\nThanks, Mitch.", ">\n\nDonnie DOES love escalators…", ">\n\nSorry for the convenience", ">\n\nI wonder how man times he called Trump \"sir?\"", ">\n\nThis is how it went word for word.\n“Please sir, endorse me sir. How can I be as smart and as good looking as you sir? Or sir, [starts sobbing] you are so wonderful “", ">\n\nDesantis weakly salutes Dear Leader", ">\n\nThe mandatory real-fake cry claim does have Kim-Jong Il vibes.", ">\n\nRed-on-red crime is my favorite kind of crime.", ">\n\nThis one is great hecause half of their base appeal is as tough guys, so telling the nation that one of them was sobbing like a baby in front of the other is a solid move. Now Deathanus has to decide whether to just accept it and be belittled, or start to fight back and fracture the party. 10/10 can’t wait for season finale.", ">\n\nHalf of these guys wouldn’t know the difference between a hatchet and an axe and wouldn’t be able to load and shoot an AR. \nRepublicans in federal government are almost all what they would consider effeminate suburbanites.", ">\n\nIn reality yes. But we know they don’t live there. To them an obese man who wears makeup and lifted shoes while avoiding war because his feet hurt is the epitome of manly.", ">\n\nI love your username. For some reason, that line cracked up my wife and me and we say it all the time.", ">\n\nIt’s so funny how many people get the reference! Workaholics def had its fans but it was never a mainstream smash so it’s crazy how many people recognize one throwaway line from the show!\nNow get in my grapevan pls", ">\n\nCatherine Zeta Jones, she dips beneath lasers, oh oh oh", ">\n\nShe has entrapped me, and Sean Connery! OH oh OH. OH oh OHhh^hh^h", ">\n\nWhen two pieces of shit get together, there will be a whole lot of stories coming out", ">\n\nThis embarrassing DeSantis campaign ad will be played repeatedly as a hit piece. That was some insane level of bootlicking lol. For one rare moment, I think Trump is speaking the truth. DeSantis absolutely cried in front of him and maybe even got on his knees for an endorsement", ">\n\nI had to go show this to my grandma. She screams about Trump and DeSantis til her voice cracks. She said she’s never wished on anyone’s demise before them. And McConnell. The rage in her 4’11”, 74 year old body is immense.", ">\n\nSounds like you've got one righteous grandma", ">\n\nShe marched her lil ass out in January in DC to march with us during Trump’s inauguration. It was actually my 18th birthday and afterwards we stopped and had Ethiopian for the first time. Her first time trying any African food and she still talks about how much she loves it. She sat with me at a tattoo appointment and afterwards we got pizza and ice cream. I love her. She’s an amazing woman.", ">\n\n\nand afterwards we stopped and had Ethiopian\n\nColumbus Circle? Fantastic places up there", ">\n\nWish I could remember. The place was packed. My grandmother and I sat on the end of the table with the vegetarian platter (since i was vegan) so she mostly ate the veg stuff. It was amazing. There’s a good place up in Tampa (Queen of Sheba) but nowhere near as good as this place was.", ">\n\nHe's probably lying but I wouldn't be surprised if its true. Have you ever seen DeSantis in a debate or outside of his hand-picked media reporters? He's so socially awkward and unstable and has the charisma of a garden slug.", ">\n\nTrue. I have noticed him moving his jaw from side to side in nearly every news conference when someone else is at the podium. Odd.", ">\n\nHe's got some kind of behavioral issue. He was never an appealing candidate, but he's surrounded himself and insulated himself with a core group of very politically savvy extremists that are the ones propelling him forward. He's not the political \"genius\" the media paints him out to be. His handlers are but he's an empty suit being controlled by puppeteers.", ">\n\nThat is actually slightly reassuring for someone not so in the know about him, like myself.", ">\n\nIt shouldn't be though. If you start looking in to his core group of advisors and backers these are some terrifying people.", ">\n\nIn so much as it shows his limitations.", ">\n\nTrue, he has many weaknesses. But they cover for them well.", ">\n\nTrump is desperate to make his opponents look effete to distract from his needing to have his hand held as we walked down a ramp or having to grasp a glass with two small hands or needing the power of the military to help him beat Covid.", ">\n\nCovfefe", ">\n\nHamburder flu", ">\n\nPerpetrated by the radical left gang member known as the “Hamburglar”", ">\n\nRobble robble", ">\n\nLots of self-proclaimed “alpha males” are wrestling with some cognitive dissonance today.", ">\n\nThey'll figure it out after praying to their favorite NFT of the day", ">\n\nDeSantis's response is going to be \"you know what makes me cry? CRT. Please clap.\"", ">\n\nIt was Jeb Bush that said “please clap.”", ">\n\nStandard playbook. Muddy the waters to make your opponent look “just as bad or worse” than you.", ">\n\nOr at least make up enough stories so that sane people with busy lives aren’t sure anymore. It’s what they’ve done for Zelenskyy, Thunberg, and Fauci.\nThat being said I wouldn’t be surprised if Desantis cried.", ">\n\nOn the one hand, Trump claims this any time he tells a story about anyone asking him for anything. \"He came to me with tears in his eyes.\" It's a bizarre piece of rhetoric he employs at every given opportunity. I think he thinks it makes him look magnanimous while simultaneously making the other person look weak. I have doubts that anyone has expressed any emotion in front of the man for less than $50,000 any time in the past 20 years.\nOn the other hand, DeSantis has no heart, can probably cry on command, and will crawl on his hands and knees across broken glass to jerk off a syphilitic stray dog into his own mouth if it means he gets what he wants.", ">\n\nNow thats an awful image!", ">\n\nThank you, I crafted it while taking a dump.", ">\n\nHope Georgia prosecutors doesn't forget the tweet where Trump admitted to interfering in the Florida election to make sure Desantis won.", ">\n\nAnd everybody clapped.", ">\n\nI dunno, I imagine a lot of people cry when they have to interact with him.", ">\n\nDesantis...\"I've seen the pee tape, and it is the most humiliation thing I've ever seen. Donald even got some in his mouth.\"", ">\n\nIt's just DJT pissing up into his own mouth on a bed the Obama's slept on at the Kremlin", ">\n\nTo be fair, getting a close up whiff of scrambled Sudafed and BigMac diaper blowouts tends to make one’s eyes run a bit.", ">\n\nDesantis is garbage. But this story likely isn't true. Trump claims people cry in front of him all the time. Many of those people aren't even real, they are just folks he made up in his head in the moment. \n\"This big guy, some say a former marine, a lot of people are saying it, really big, tough guy, and he came to me, tears in his eyes, and he said 'Mister Trump, you saved my life,' and it's true, I did save his life, I fought next to him in Afghanistan, that's what people are saying, and you know what? Maybe they're right, maybe I did kill 100 terrorists, because I know terrorists, some of them are my friends, and I say to terrorists, stop with that terror, and you know what? They stop. No one else knows terror and anti-terror like I do, just like that marine said.\"", ">\n\nRoflcopter", ">\n\nTrump knows whatever shit he says in the media will be reported like it was fact first and have to be proven false later", ">\n\n\n\"There were tears coming down from his eyes. He said: 'If you endorse me, I'll win,'\" said Trump.\n\nlmao trump couldnt come up with something better than this?", ">\n\nSeriously lol. It has a lot of \"and then everyone clapped\" energy.", ">\n\nWow who's gonna vote for Little Crybaby Ronnie?", ">\n\nWell as hard as it is to say it, I believe Trump this time. He just left out that they cried together, holding each other in a swampy embrace. Their Depends touching each other and their tentacles creep out and conjoin so they may exchange long protein strings.", ">\n\nTrump: [proceeds to unzip pantaloons]", ">\n\n\npantaloons\n\nrich people pants", ">\n\nNo, it’s crazypants. Right there in the name: pant-of-loons.", ">\n\nSuper convincing story, just trust him it's true. He's a business man! How else can he be so rich if not being totally honest? Btw the water pressure sucks in Florida, you have to flush multiple times. Terrible, terrible leader.", ">\n\n“He said ‘Sir…’”", ">\n\nLying liars lie.", ">\n\nBigly.", ">\n\nTrump says ~~Santos~~ DeSantis cried. ~~Santos~~ DeSantis will claim that he didn't. One of these serial liars would be telling the truth. That has never happened before so the universe might just explode out of sheer surprise.\nEdit: wrong idiot", ">\n\nSantos or DeSantis?", ">\n\nTrump is such a beacon of truth and integrity. Add irony here.", ">\n\nPoor Cry Baby DeSantis", ">\n\n‘Big, strong’ men can’t stop crying around President Trump. Just ask him.", ">\n\nTrump is unbelievable. After all these years he still sounds like a hurt 8 year old.", ">\n\nIt's times like this that having no history of telling any kind of truth really doesn't work in his favor, as much as I want to believe this.", ">\n\nLike everything else Trump has said, I’m sure this is 100% true.\nHe never lies, right?", ">\n\nTo try to make a rival look bad? He'd never do that.", ">\n\nWhile calling him sir. Yawn. We get it, Donald.", ">\n\nHe is a cringe factory and totally seems like type to cry for something when he really wants it, like a big baby.", ">\n\nLol. These people suck so bad.", ">\n\nCrying is okay, folks.\nTrump and DeSantis are shit people, but crying is okay.", ">\n\nProbably.... and Donald Trump poops himself and is a traitor.", ">\n\nFact: trump lies about everything. Fact: trump denigrates his opponents. As much as I want to believe this, it’s probably bull shit.", ">\n\nThey’re both liars, but somehow I believe this.", ">\n\nAnd then DJT shit his Depends.", ">\n\nWatching the republican party implode this election cycle is going to be schadenfreude like I’ve never experienced before.", ">\n\nEverything this piece of shit ever says is a lie. So I’m going to happily report that this is definitely more bullshit from this traitor’s mouth.\nThat being said, unfortunately his base will still eat this up. Because:\n-The Traitorous Piece of Shit said it so it must be true.\n-DeathSentence cried.\n-Crying is womanly.\n-DeathSentence is a woman.\n-MAGA MAGA MAGA\nSomewhere right now a group of Qdiots are saying some spaghetti style version of the exact talking points above.", ">\n\nTrump can piss in his pants because he wears absorbent diapers. It is probably a medical condition so he should not be ashamed.", ">\n\n\"He probably didn't even cry when he was a baby, and then he said..SIR!\"", ">\n\nStormy claims trump cried when she laughed at his mushroom dick", ">\n\nI had thought DeSantis was a SEAL, and therefore unlikely to be crying. I checked Wikipedia and found out the was a lawyer for the SEALs, so different. \nThen I read that he got a Bronze Star after his Iraq tour, but then I found out that the Bronze star is typically awarded as an upgrade from a MSM in combat zones. \nSo now I'm thinking that the crying story is totes believable.", ">\n\nSo…. By using logic we come to the conclusion that he made Trump cry, amiright? 😱", ">\n\nThis asshat is so fucking predictable.", ">\n\ndo you mean Desantis crying? Or Trump lying?", ">\n\nAnd called him sir", ">\n\nNext he'll call his wife ugly", ">\n\nOr say that she has secrets about where she worked.\nOr that his dad killed JFK.", ">\n\nNeither of these fascist deserve to be president.", ">\n\nletthemfight.gif", ">\n\nLet them fight. ding ding", ">\n\nLmao, let the feasting begin.", ">\n\nThis I will believe.", ">\n\nI also heard Trump claimed that anytime DeSantis had to open a jar that was too hard to open he came over to Trump's; in tears.", ">\n\nIt's scary how with the GOP's constant appeasement of the Orange Turd, I can actually see this happening. \nIs Trump lying? Most likely. But I can still see it happening.", ">\n\nAnd he's known for his consistent honesty, so I'm sure this happened.", ">\n\nTrump seems to always endorse people who cry in front of him, only to betray him later. Not a great judge of character if you ask me.", ">\n\nLet me guess, he called him 'Sir,' too. \nBuffoon.", ">\n\nHaha, this is where they've gotten to? \"Desantis is a booger-head and cried in front of me!\"", ">\n\nIt’s going to be fascinating to watch the Republican politicians try to take on trump knowing how deranged the base is. They went along with the insanity and even leaned into it like when Ronny D built a toy wall with his kid in the commercial. They must know it’s impossible to reason with these people. I can only imagine what it will look like when the Trump crazies set their sights on destroying DeSantis.", ">\n\nPlease run as an independent. Please.\nHe's the orange kryptonite to that void of charisma hack from Florida.", ">\n\nAs is with everything Donald says \nIt is more than likely Donald cried Infront of Ronald\nHaha Ronald and Donald", ">\n\nAnyone with \"nald\" needs to be blacklisted from politics.", ">\n\nAnyone with gop, conservative or Republicansl too", ">\n\nLet them eat each other, i for one am and will be enjoying the show", ">\n\nWatching two obese men get into a dick measuring contest is rather disturbing.", ">\n\nEspecially without an electron microscope.", ">\n\nKing Ron is too evil to cry. He has ZERO empathy or compassion. I bet he wouldn’t (or didn’t) cry over his own mother dying.", ">\n\nI didn't see any after the hurricanes or the apartment collapse.", ">\n\nDonald Trump can insult DeSantis on every level and watch Ronnie boy go back to kissing Trump's ass. Just like Ted Cruz. \nThe Republican collective lacks a spine since they clearly just accept incivility and childishness as virtues.", ">\n\nPointless article", ">\n\nI hope they both destroy each other. Our country needs a better leader than these two clowns", ">\n\nBegun, the douche wars have.", ">\n\nDude this is fucking hilarious. Let the GOP burn baby burn", ">\n\n\"It was incredible. I was having lunch at Mar-A-Lago and DeSantis walks up to me with tears in his eyes. And he said. You know what he said? He said 'Mister Trump, you're amazing. Everything a man could be. If you endorse me, I'll win. I'll give you anything you want.' And you know what I said? I said 'No way Jose. I'm the big cheese.' And you know what he did? He ran away crying in his little white boots. So sad. So sad.\"", ">\n\nBelievable until he said “Mr trump”.\nIt’s always “Sir” or “Mr President” when the Cheeto relays his big strong man with tears in his eyes stories.", ">\n\nCan you imagine what Republicans are going to release against Trump when he dies and it’s safe to talk?", ">\n\nThis battle between these two would be fucking hilarious if they didn’t have a serious chance of winning.", ">\n\nWho cares what he says. Hey media, just ignore him and report when he's convicted pretty please.", ">\n\nAs weak as Trump is right now, he knows how to put the hurt on competing right-wing grifters.", ">\n\nTrump wasn't kidding when he said he hasn't changed since he was in first grade. This is the kind of thing a bully tries to tell other kids to make the picked on kid in class look bad. Except the picked on kid deserves it this time so it's hard to feel bad for any of them.", ">\n\nSure, Don. We all 100% believe that's something that happened. Thanks for the update.", ">\n\nGotta hand it to him, Trump really knows how to play to the absolute basest and lowest common denominator of humanity.", ">\n\nMAGA is completely Middle School bullshit.", ">\n\nIs trump lying?\nOr is the torture guy a cry baby?", ">\n\nSmells like 2016 again", ">\n\nHe claims everyone cries when they beg him for something. Could it be they’re just tearing up over the noxious stench emanating from his depends?", ">\n\nBoth r whinny little b!tches", ">\n\nOh I’m sure Trump has leaked a tear or two during a ketchup-smearing tantrum.", ">\n\nThe smell from Trump’s diaper was really bad at the time.", ">\n\nWhen Donny starts losing in the primary and he turns his violent goons on his opponents, that's gonna be a good time. No wonder they all want to see him in jail or dead before the time comes.", ">\n\nThis one actually tracks as being true. DeSantis is a whiner in press conferences I can only imagine what crocodile tears he pulls out while trying to gain power.", ">\n\nNext he is going to say DeSantis sucked his dick and swallowed.", ">\n\nLmao we're in for a wild ride, folks!", ">\n\nI’m sure they both cried together holding each other’s bellies", ">\n\nHonestly I doubt it happened at all, the man spews bullshit nonstop but he's now made one of his most dangerous political rivals look weak. Honestly, Ron was most likely the next to the throne of the republican party. \nRonny needs to come out swinging to appeal to the base cos the base will belief anything that liar will say. \nSo is it a republican party or a maga party is gonna be the question", ">\n\nHe came to me with tears in his eyes and said “sir”", ">\n\nLol this is gonna be good 🍿", ">\n\nI’m thrilled both are running for president. I hope they both keep going. Split the vote!!", ">\n\nRon gave Don head guaranteed", ">\n\nNot sure which of these guys is a bigger idiot", ">\n\nThe one time I want Trump to not be lying…", ">\n\nI cant wait for this lame party of GOP incel s to continue to lose, they are all absolute fucking idiots who have nothing to offer except wining and being so passive and lame and sad sack loser fucking idiots, the worst shit for America, just fucking cry baby losers. Barf.", ">\n\n“Oh sir, sir, please endorse me sir…”", ">\n\nAh, so trmp cried in front of someone when he needed their support. putin? I bet it was putin.", ">\n\nCome on, his knees were starting to hurt!", ">\n\nBut did he “beg like a dog”? The Trumpees love the most crass belittlements. Crying isn’t humiliating enough.", ">\n\n\nTrump Claims DeSantis Cried in Front of Him While Seeking Endorsement\n\nFor once I believe him", ">\n\nThey're both dicks and deserve each other.", ">\n\nBecause crying, as a sign of empathy and emotions, is a crippling wound in the mind of Donald Trump.", ">\n\nUsually, everything that comes out of Trump's mouth is bullshit, but it would not surprise me one bit if it was true.", ">\n\nYea, straight up lie.", ">\n\nCrying is not a weakness. Having said that, both of these guys can get fucked.", ">\n\nIs this even newsworthy? Who cares.", ">\n\nDid we learn nothing from vintage commercials? You gotta save Kodak moments like this to enjoy and share with others on a later date", ">\n\nWhy wouldn’t we believe you Mr Trump, oh that’s right you lie and you hate DeSantis.", ">\n\n\nBig man, strong man, comes up to me - tears in his eyes - he says \"Sir...\"\n\n-", ">\n\nWell, I gotta say, I absolutely believe him . . . and I REALLY bet it looked just like John Turturro begging for his life in Miller's Crossing. \"I'm just a grifter, Trumpy! I'm a nobody!\"", ">\n\nOh man, this is going to get real entertaining if DeSantis starts swinging back. I hope he does, and doe snot just roll over thinking \"it's fine, I'll run in 2028\".\nHe must be aware that, if Trump somehow won in 2024, the country would once again go blue after 4 more years of Trump. The last time he won is poisoned the next 3 elections for republicans. So, DeSantis would have a much worse chance of winning if he waited until 2028. Especially after Trump inevitably attempts to change the rules to allow him to run for a 3rd term.\nThe Conservative subreddit was pretty much ready to ditch Trump after the midterms. They've cooled a bit on that now, and are not paying much attention to these little jabs. But seeing them tear themselves in half when the gloves come off between Trump and DeSantis would really be some quality entertainment.", ">\n\nWhatever you think about his popularity with the broader electorate I wouldn't want to see Trump win even the Republican nomination. If he gets his hands on the levers of power and he knows that constitutionally he is ineligible for another term then he will do everything and anything to retain his grip on power. His last term ended with rednecks shitting in the halls of Congress. Let's not flirt with the idea that letting him win the nomination is good for Democrats. That's some 2016 thinking", ">\n\nWhatever. According to Trump everybody who comes up to talk to him as tears in their eyes. I imagine they're just crying cuz they're too close to God damn Donald Trump.", ">\n\nTrump tells the truth for once.", ">\n\nWho cares? I’m so over this type of stuff…we need to debate policies, attack bad policies…move on from the useless insults.", ">\n\nWe need pics", ">\n\nI doubt this is true but I love that he's using this nonsense on someone who deserves it for once.", ">\n\nDeSantis \"I cry everytime I'm in close proximity to freshly cut onions\" 🤣😙", ">\n\nI'm gonna go ahead and assume this is true, just like I'm gonna go ahead and assume it means trump cried in front of the actual billionaires in control of the GOP when he sought their endorsement.", ">\n\nCan we stop talking about trump for the ever loving fucking love of god. We’re gonna wake up to, “trump doesn’t understand oat milk.” Like fuck off. But it’s hard to stop talking about a guy who sells papers right", ">\n\nTo be fair, if I was stuck in a room with Trump I'd probably cry too.", ">\n\nThis won’t matter to the right. They don’t care. This masculinity “gotcha” will totally miss them. The only way this will ever matter is if they want to leverage against DeSantis later. As long as he is really delivering for the fascists and white supremacists, nothing will matter.", ">\n\nI'm cool with trump's lies sabotaging the republican party.", ">\n\nPeople who give a shit about stuff like this are watching politics like it’s a TV show or sporting event. \nSad.", ">\n\nWow.....when two serial liars tell a story, which one do you believe?!", ">\n\nDesantis vs Trump in primaries is going to be the most ridiculously absurd schoolyard insult fight ever.", ">\n\nTrump lies as easily as he breathes. At this point I’d be way more surprised to hear he told the truth about something", ">\n\nMore of this, please. Rot from within. MORE MORE MORE!", ">\n\nYes. I’m certain this actually happened.", ">\n\nThis one gonna get nasty", ">\n\nHaha it’s going to be fun watching these dogs pee all over eachother", ">\n\nJust another absurd claim that can’t be proven one way or the other. Not that DeSatan isn’t a monstrous liar himself.", ">\n\nI believe it", ">\n\nSo with his track record of projection...\nWhat do you think the over under on trump crying videos existing are?", ">\n\nDeSantis cry? A physical impossibility!", ">\n\nI don't doubt it. He'll do anything to get power.", ">\n\nBig strong man, tears in his eyes.", ">\n\nAs I watch as our democratic republic swirls down the toilet, my only solace is watching these two psychopaths (Trump & DeSantis) go at each other's throats for the Presidency.", ">\n\nI didn't even know DeSantis was a trucker.", ">\n\nHe means his money shot in DeSantis face got him in the eyes, causing them to water. 💦", ">\n\nIt was probably the smell", ">\n\nI choose to believe this, because it’s hilarious to picture.", ">\n\nare they really wearing the exact same outfit lmao", ">\n\nI honestly kind of believe this.", ">\n\nTrump, if you have any kind of solid evidence on these claims, you better start producing them for the press because DeSantis is kicking your ass.", ">\n\nSo what? The two of you are cut from the same dicktater cloth.", ">\n\nLet em fight!", ">\n\nVideo/pics or stfu trumpie!", ">\n\nDon't get me wrong, I dislike DeSantis just as much, but only the orange blob would make fun of someone showing feelings and use it to win internet points.", ">\n\nMust have been the smell", ">\n\nHe just couldn’t keep that card in his pocket. The premature trump played himself.", ">\n\nCan’t out bitchboy this bitchboy", ">\n\nJust this once, I’m going to assume Donald Trump is telling the truth, because fuck Ron DeSantis.", ">\n\nThe thing is, who cares if he cried? I do not like RD (lived in Florida 5 years, moved to another state in 2021, mostly because of what Florida is turning into), but even if he did cry, so what? Trump’s gender lines are so dumb and archaic: crying mad bad.", ">\n\nit doesn't matter.\nif desantis cried desantis fans will say he's human. if joe biden cried desantis fans will say he's weak.", ">\n\nDid he call him “sir” too while crying?", ">\n\nIt brings me great joy that these meatheads are eating each other alive.\nGreat, great joy.", ">\n\nDid Deathanus take it with, or without KY?", ">\n\nYes! Let’s the flames begin!", ">\n\nI CANNOT wait for the primary debates.", ">\n\nStrong guy. Never cried before in his life. Came to me with tears in his eyes asking for my endorsement. What a guy. So disloyal now.", ">\n\nI hate both of them but DeSantis isn't a scared little child. This is a guy who played college baseball - he was a stud. The last person he'd ever cry in front of is Trump that's for sure.", ">\n\nPlaying college baseball has absolutely nothing to do with this lmao.", ">\n\nIt does, it shows he's not a wimp. I hate the fucker with a passion but don't believe he cried in front of Trump. If you played baseball or football in college you'd understand (but clearly you didn't.)", ">\n\nSo when do we get the small penis insults from Trump?", ">\n\nThis is so stupid. There's no evidence but it's still gonna start yet another stage of those twos pissing match and it's hilarious", ">\n\n\"....and then Ron felt trump's massive biceps and begged him to become his personal trainer. Then Ron begged trump to teach him how to cook, make love, and buy property.\"", ">\n\nDid daddy Rump make Ronnie cry", ">\n\nThe best part? This stuff works. I don't know whether I should be impressed by Trump or sad for his supporters. A little of both, I guess.", ">\n\nLol, shit getting real.", ">\n\nTrump trying to appeal to those personality types who buy into egocentric masculinity that doesn’t include boys crying. The same kind of dudes who have to carry firearms to feel safe in society. “Tough on the outside…., repressed, depressed and angry on the inside.”", ">\n\nSomehow I believe Trump on this one.", ">\n\nRon's got 24 hours to get in the booth and buck back with a diss track", ">\n\nThe tiny hands club", ">\n\nThat Desantis wall building video with his kids is the SIMPIEST thing ive ever seen, not only by a politician, but a man. \nTalk about a little germ\nI Believe this....", ">\n\nRepublicans hate any sign of weakness", ">\n\nThis is a story about a liar lying about a liar!", ">\n\nIt's like that empire strikes back seen between Vader and the Emperor. Except two fools 🤣 Space Balls 2 here we come.", ">\n\nThis is the ultimate conservative insult. No \"real man\" would cry, let alone in front of another \"real man\".", ">\n\nKen Watanabi: “Let them fight”", ">\n\nDeSantis is a scammer, they were probably crocodile tears just to manipulate Trump", ">\n\nI'm living for the day tough guy DimSantis bends over for Dear Leader.", ">\n\nNow this is something I actually believe.", ">\n\n🎼 This is how it starrrts 🎶", ">\n\nI hope donald has a tape.", ">\n\nHe thinks he’s the godfather", ">\n\nDownvote every Trump story.", ">\n\nA statement that makes them both look terrible. GOOD", ">\n\nOoo the girls are fighting! Someone grab the popcorn!", ">\n\nDoes Trump have a fetish about crying men coming to him? The man is obsessed with crying men.", ">\n\nAnd we got a winner! Crying DeSantis!", ">\n\nAs a non-American I’m not entirely sure who DeSantis is, though I can see by the comments that he is not well liked. \nBut regardless of his politics, this feels like a weird thing to be arguing about in the news. So what if he did cry? Sometimes being passionate about something makes one cry. Maybe like some are suggesting it was faked. \nWhat’s important is, what does it tell other men when this is news and people are genuinely having this argument in the comments? Why are we still shaming people for feeling their feelings? Even people we don’t like?", ">\n\nWas that before or after the blowjob ?", ">\n\nHe needs to see what tears of laughter look like. He's probably telling Trump that he didn't need his approval to run for anything.", ">\n\nWhy do you have people attacking you from all angles, Ron? Might it be because you are an obnoxious asshole?", ">\n\nFight! Fight! Fight!", ">\n\nLol DeSadness", ">\n\nPeople can confirm this with tears in their eyes, the best people, bigly .\nCovfeve covfeve", ">\n\nDoes anyone believe him? And if not, why even report this? If Trump said the weather was sunny, I’d put on a raincoat before going out. I have no use for DeSantis, but Trump saying anything about anybody does not inform anyone in the least.", ">\n\nThe sexual tension between these two is palpable", ">\n\nAnd so the blood letting kicks into high gear.", ">\n\nLmao. This mother fucker.", ">\n\nThat would actually make Desantis in touch with his feelings and would therefore gain more approval. \nBut these are conservatives we are talking about so feelings/crying=liberal nonsense.", ">\n\nOh, how I hope they keep this up.\nI would love to see them eat themselves up from the inside.", ">\n\nHe probably had tears in his eyes from laughing so hard at trump.", ">\n\nThey both have the weirdest small hands." ]

[ "Sooo, this means trump cried in front of someone when seeking endorsement? Putin?", ">\n\nExactly.", ">\n\nWell, now we know exactly who has something over him.", ">\n\nWe do, but we used to, too.", ">\n\nThanks, Mitch.", ">\n\nDonnie DOES love escalators…", ">\n\nSorry for the convenience", ">\n\nI wonder how man times he called Trump \"sir?\"", ">\n\nThis is how it went word for word.\n“Please sir, endorse me sir. How can I be as smart and as good looking as you sir? Or sir, [starts sobbing] you are so wonderful “", ">\n\nDesantis weakly salutes Dear Leader", ">\n\nThe mandatory real-fake cry claim does have Kim-Jong Il vibes.", ">\n\nRed-on-red crime is my favorite kind of crime.", ">\n\nThis one is great hecause half of their base appeal is as tough guys, so telling the nation that one of them was sobbing like a baby in front of the other is a solid move. Now Deathanus has to decide whether to just accept it and be belittled, or start to fight back and fracture the party. 10/10 can’t wait for season finale.", ">\n\nHalf of these guys wouldn’t know the difference between a hatchet and an axe and wouldn’t be able to load and shoot an AR. \nRepublicans in federal government are almost all what they would consider effeminate suburbanites.", ">\n\nIn reality yes. But we know they don’t live there. To them an obese man who wears makeup and lifted shoes while avoiding war because his feet hurt is the epitome of manly.", ">\n\nI love your username. For some reason, that line cracked up my wife and me and we say it all the time.", ">\n\nIt’s so funny how many people get the reference! Workaholics def had its fans but it was never a mainstream smash so it’s crazy how many people recognize one throwaway line from the show!\nNow get in my grapevan pls", ">\n\nCatherine Zeta Jones, she dips beneath lasers, oh oh oh", ">\n\nShe has entrapped me, and Sean Connery! OH oh OH. OH oh OHhh^hh^h", ">\n\nWhen two pieces of shit get together, there will be a whole lot of stories coming out", ">\n\nThis embarrassing DeSantis campaign ad will be played repeatedly as a hit piece. That was some insane level of bootlicking lol. For one rare moment, I think Trump is speaking the truth. DeSantis absolutely cried in front of him and maybe even got on his knees for an endorsement", ">\n\nI had to go show this to my grandma. She screams about Trump and DeSantis til her voice cracks. She said she’s never wished on anyone’s demise before them. And McConnell. The rage in her 4’11”, 74 year old body is immense.", ">\n\nSounds like you've got one righteous grandma", ">\n\nShe marched her lil ass out in January in DC to march with us during Trump’s inauguration. It was actually my 18th birthday and afterwards we stopped and had Ethiopian for the first time. Her first time trying any African food and she still talks about how much she loves it. She sat with me at a tattoo appointment and afterwards we got pizza and ice cream. I love her. She’s an amazing woman.", ">\n\n\nand afterwards we stopped and had Ethiopian\n\nColumbus Circle? Fantastic places up there", ">\n\nWish I could remember. The place was packed. My grandmother and I sat on the end of the table with the vegetarian platter (since i was vegan) so she mostly ate the veg stuff. It was amazing. There’s a good place up in Tampa (Queen of Sheba) but nowhere near as good as this place was.", ">\n\nHe's probably lying but I wouldn't be surprised if its true. Have you ever seen DeSantis in a debate or outside of his hand-picked media reporters? He's so socially awkward and unstable and has the charisma of a garden slug.", ">\n\nTrue. I have noticed him moving his jaw from side to side in nearly every news conference when someone else is at the podium. Odd.", ">\n\nHe's got some kind of behavioral issue. He was never an appealing candidate, but he's surrounded himself and insulated himself with a core group of very politically savvy extremists that are the ones propelling him forward. He's not the political \"genius\" the media paints him out to be. His handlers are but he's an empty suit being controlled by puppeteers.", ">\n\nThat is actually slightly reassuring for someone not so in the know about him, like myself.", ">\n\nIt shouldn't be though. If you start looking in to his core group of advisors and backers these are some terrifying people.", ">\n\nIn so much as it shows his limitations.", ">\n\nTrue, he has many weaknesses. But they cover for them well.", ">\n\nTrump is desperate to make his opponents look effete to distract from his needing to have his hand held as we walked down a ramp or having to grasp a glass with two small hands or needing the power of the military to help him beat Covid.", ">\n\nCovfefe", ">\n\nHamburder flu", ">\n\nPerpetrated by the radical left gang member known as the “Hamburglar”", ">\n\nRobble robble", ">\n\nLots of self-proclaimed “alpha males” are wrestling with some cognitive dissonance today.", ">\n\nThey'll figure it out after praying to their favorite NFT of the day", ">\n\nDeSantis's response is going to be \"you know what makes me cry? CRT. Please clap.\"", ">\n\nIt was Jeb Bush that said “please clap.”", ">\n\nStandard playbook. Muddy the waters to make your opponent look “just as bad or worse” than you.", ">\n\nOr at least make up enough stories so that sane people with busy lives aren’t sure anymore. It’s what they’ve done for Zelenskyy, Thunberg, and Fauci.\nThat being said I wouldn’t be surprised if Desantis cried.", ">\n\nOn the one hand, Trump claims this any time he tells a story about anyone asking him for anything. \"He came to me with tears in his eyes.\" It's a bizarre piece of rhetoric he employs at every given opportunity. I think he thinks it makes him look magnanimous while simultaneously making the other person look weak. I have doubts that anyone has expressed any emotion in front of the man for less than $50,000 any time in the past 20 years.\nOn the other hand, DeSantis has no heart, can probably cry on command, and will crawl on his hands and knees across broken glass to jerk off a syphilitic stray dog into his own mouth if it means he gets what he wants.", ">\n\nNow thats an awful image!", ">\n\nThank you, I crafted it while taking a dump.", ">\n\nHope Georgia prosecutors doesn't forget the tweet where Trump admitted to interfering in the Florida election to make sure Desantis won.", ">\n\nAnd everybody clapped.", ">\n\nI dunno, I imagine a lot of people cry when they have to interact with him.", ">\n\nDesantis...\"I've seen the pee tape, and it is the most humiliation thing I've ever seen. Donald even got some in his mouth.\"", ">\n\nIt's just DJT pissing up into his own mouth on a bed the Obama's slept on at the Kremlin", ">\n\nTo be fair, getting a close up whiff of scrambled Sudafed and BigMac diaper blowouts tends to make one’s eyes run a bit.", ">\n\nDesantis is garbage. But this story likely isn't true. Trump claims people cry in front of him all the time. Many of those people aren't even real, they are just folks he made up in his head in the moment. \n\"This big guy, some say a former marine, a lot of people are saying it, really big, tough guy, and he came to me, tears in his eyes, and he said 'Mister Trump, you saved my life,' and it's true, I did save his life, I fought next to him in Afghanistan, that's what people are saying, and you know what? Maybe they're right, maybe I did kill 100 terrorists, because I know terrorists, some of them are my friends, and I say to terrorists, stop with that terror, and you know what? They stop. No one else knows terror and anti-terror like I do, just like that marine said.\"", ">\n\nRoflcopter", ">\n\nTrump knows whatever shit he says in the media will be reported like it was fact first and have to be proven false later", ">\n\n\n\"There were tears coming down from his eyes. He said: 'If you endorse me, I'll win,'\" said Trump.\n\nlmao trump couldnt come up with something better than this?", ">\n\nSeriously lol. It has a lot of \"and then everyone clapped\" energy.", ">\n\nWow who's gonna vote for Little Crybaby Ronnie?", ">\n\nWell as hard as it is to say it, I believe Trump this time. He just left out that they cried together, holding each other in a swampy embrace. Their Depends touching each other and their tentacles creep out and conjoin so they may exchange long protein strings.", ">\n\nTrump: [proceeds to unzip pantaloons]", ">\n\n\npantaloons\n\nrich people pants", ">\n\nNo, it’s crazypants. Right there in the name: pant-of-loons.", ">\n\nSuper convincing story, just trust him it's true. He's a business man! How else can he be so rich if not being totally honest? Btw the water pressure sucks in Florida, you have to flush multiple times. Terrible, terrible leader.", ">\n\n“He said ‘Sir…’”", ">\n\nLying liars lie.", ">\n\nBigly.", ">\n\nTrump says ~~Santos~~ DeSantis cried. ~~Santos~~ DeSantis will claim that he didn't. One of these serial liars would be telling the truth. That has never happened before so the universe might just explode out of sheer surprise.\nEdit: wrong idiot", ">\n\nSantos or DeSantis?", ">\n\nTrump is such a beacon of truth and integrity. Add irony here.", ">\n\nPoor Cry Baby DeSantis", ">\n\n‘Big, strong’ men can’t stop crying around President Trump. Just ask him.", ">\n\nTrump is unbelievable. After all these years he still sounds like a hurt 8 year old.", ">\n\nIt's times like this that having no history of telling any kind of truth really doesn't work in his favor, as much as I want to believe this.", ">\n\nLike everything else Trump has said, I’m sure this is 100% true.\nHe never lies, right?", ">\n\nTo try to make a rival look bad? He'd never do that.", ">\n\nWhile calling him sir. Yawn. We get it, Donald.", ">\n\nHe is a cringe factory and totally seems like type to cry for something when he really wants it, like a big baby.", ">\n\nLol. These people suck so bad.", ">\n\nCrying is okay, folks.\nTrump and DeSantis are shit people, but crying is okay.", ">\n\nProbably.... and Donald Trump poops himself and is a traitor.", ">\n\nFact: trump lies about everything. Fact: trump denigrates his opponents. As much as I want to believe this, it’s probably bull shit.", ">\n\nThey’re both liars, but somehow I believe this.", ">\n\nAnd then DJT shit his Depends.", ">\n\nWatching the republican party implode this election cycle is going to be schadenfreude like I’ve never experienced before.", ">\n\nEverything this piece of shit ever says is a lie. So I’m going to happily report that this is definitely more bullshit from this traitor’s mouth.\nThat being said, unfortunately his base will still eat this up. Because:\n-The Traitorous Piece of Shit said it so it must be true.\n-DeathSentence cried.\n-Crying is womanly.\n-DeathSentence is a woman.\n-MAGA MAGA MAGA\nSomewhere right now a group of Qdiots are saying some spaghetti style version of the exact talking points above.", ">\n\nTrump can piss in his pants because he wears absorbent diapers. It is probably a medical condition so he should not be ashamed.", ">\n\n\"He probably didn't even cry when he was a baby, and then he said..SIR!\"", ">\n\nStormy claims trump cried when she laughed at his mushroom dick", ">\n\nI had thought DeSantis was a SEAL, and therefore unlikely to be crying. I checked Wikipedia and found out the was a lawyer for the SEALs, so different. \nThen I read that he got a Bronze Star after his Iraq tour, but then I found out that the Bronze star is typically awarded as an upgrade from a MSM in combat zones. \nSo now I'm thinking that the crying story is totes believable.", ">\n\nSo…. By using logic we come to the conclusion that he made Trump cry, amiright? 😱", ">\n\nThis asshat is so fucking predictable.", ">\n\ndo you mean Desantis crying? Or Trump lying?", ">\n\nAnd called him sir", ">\n\nNext he'll call his wife ugly", ">\n\nOr say that she has secrets about where she worked.\nOr that his dad killed JFK.", ">\n\nNeither of these fascist deserve to be president.", ">\n\nletthemfight.gif", ">\n\nLet them fight. ding ding", ">\n\nLmao, let the feasting begin.", ">\n\nThis I will believe.", ">\n\nI also heard Trump claimed that anytime DeSantis had to open a jar that was too hard to open he came over to Trump's; in tears.", ">\n\nIt's scary how with the GOP's constant appeasement of the Orange Turd, I can actually see this happening. \nIs Trump lying? Most likely. But I can still see it happening.", ">\n\nAnd he's known for his consistent honesty, so I'm sure this happened.", ">\n\nTrump seems to always endorse people who cry in front of him, only to betray him later. Not a great judge of character if you ask me.", ">\n\nLet me guess, he called him 'Sir,' too. \nBuffoon.", ">\n\nHaha, this is where they've gotten to? \"Desantis is a booger-head and cried in front of me!\"", ">\n\nIt’s going to be fascinating to watch the Republican politicians try to take on trump knowing how deranged the base is. They went along with the insanity and even leaned into it like when Ronny D built a toy wall with his kid in the commercial. They must know it’s impossible to reason with these people. I can only imagine what it will look like when the Trump crazies set their sights on destroying DeSantis.", ">\n\nPlease run as an independent. Please.\nHe's the orange kryptonite to that void of charisma hack from Florida.", ">\n\nAs is with everything Donald says \nIt is more than likely Donald cried Infront of Ronald\nHaha Ronald and Donald", ">\n\nAnyone with \"nald\" needs to be blacklisted from politics.", ">\n\nAnyone with gop, conservative or Republicansl too", ">\n\nLet them eat each other, i for one am and will be enjoying the show", ">\n\nWatching two obese men get into a dick measuring contest is rather disturbing.", ">\n\nEspecially without an electron microscope.", ">\n\nKing Ron is too evil to cry. He has ZERO empathy or compassion. I bet he wouldn’t (or didn’t) cry over his own mother dying.", ">\n\nI didn't see any after the hurricanes or the apartment collapse.", ">\n\nDonald Trump can insult DeSantis on every level and watch Ronnie boy go back to kissing Trump's ass. Just like Ted Cruz. \nThe Republican collective lacks a spine since they clearly just accept incivility and childishness as virtues.", ">\n\nPointless article", ">\n\nI hope they both destroy each other. Our country needs a better leader than these two clowns", ">\n\nBegun, the douche wars have.", ">\n\nDude this is fucking hilarious. Let the GOP burn baby burn", ">\n\n\"It was incredible. I was having lunch at Mar-A-Lago and DeSantis walks up to me with tears in his eyes. And he said. You know what he said? He said 'Mister Trump, you're amazing. Everything a man could be. If you endorse me, I'll win. I'll give you anything you want.' And you know what I said? I said 'No way Jose. I'm the big cheese.' And you know what he did? He ran away crying in his little white boots. So sad. So sad.\"", ">\n\nBelievable until he said “Mr trump”.\nIt’s always “Sir” or “Mr President” when the Cheeto relays his big strong man with tears in his eyes stories.", ">\n\nCan you imagine what Republicans are going to release against Trump when he dies and it’s safe to talk?", ">\n\nThis battle between these two would be fucking hilarious if they didn’t have a serious chance of winning.", ">\n\nWho cares what he says. Hey media, just ignore him and report when he's convicted pretty please.", ">\n\nAs weak as Trump is right now, he knows how to put the hurt on competing right-wing grifters.", ">\n\nTrump wasn't kidding when he said he hasn't changed since he was in first grade. This is the kind of thing a bully tries to tell other kids to make the picked on kid in class look bad. Except the picked on kid deserves it this time so it's hard to feel bad for any of them.", ">\n\nSure, Don. We all 100% believe that's something that happened. Thanks for the update.", ">\n\nGotta hand it to him, Trump really knows how to play to the absolute basest and lowest common denominator of humanity.", ">\n\nMAGA is completely Middle School bullshit.", ">\n\nIs trump lying?\nOr is the torture guy a cry baby?", ">\n\nSmells like 2016 again", ">\n\nHe claims everyone cries when they beg him for something. Could it be they’re just tearing up over the noxious stench emanating from his depends?", ">\n\nBoth r whinny little b!tches", ">\n\nOh I’m sure Trump has leaked a tear or two during a ketchup-smearing tantrum.", ">\n\nThe smell from Trump’s diaper was really bad at the time.", ">\n\nWhen Donny starts losing in the primary and he turns his violent goons on his opponents, that's gonna be a good time. No wonder they all want to see him in jail or dead before the time comes.", ">\n\nThis one actually tracks as being true. DeSantis is a whiner in press conferences I can only imagine what crocodile tears he pulls out while trying to gain power.", ">\n\nNext he is going to say DeSantis sucked his dick and swallowed.", ">\n\nLmao we're in for a wild ride, folks!", ">\n\nI’m sure they both cried together holding each other’s bellies", ">\n\nHonestly I doubt it happened at all, the man spews bullshit nonstop but he's now made one of his most dangerous political rivals look weak. Honestly, Ron was most likely the next to the throne of the republican party. \nRonny needs to come out swinging to appeal to the base cos the base will belief anything that liar will say. \nSo is it a republican party or a maga party is gonna be the question", ">\n\nHe came to me with tears in his eyes and said “sir”", ">\n\nLol this is gonna be good 🍿", ">\n\nI’m thrilled both are running for president. I hope they both keep going. Split the vote!!", ">\n\nRon gave Don head guaranteed", ">\n\nNot sure which of these guys is a bigger idiot", ">\n\nThe one time I want Trump to not be lying…", ">\n\nI cant wait for this lame party of GOP incel s to continue to lose, they are all absolute fucking idiots who have nothing to offer except wining and being so passive and lame and sad sack loser fucking idiots, the worst shit for America, just fucking cry baby losers. Barf.", ">\n\n“Oh sir, sir, please endorse me sir…”", ">\n\nAh, so trmp cried in front of someone when he needed their support. putin? I bet it was putin.", ">\n\nCome on, his knees were starting to hurt!", ">\n\nBut did he “beg like a dog”? The Trumpees love the most crass belittlements. Crying isn’t humiliating enough.", ">\n\n\nTrump Claims DeSantis Cried in Front of Him While Seeking Endorsement\n\nFor once I believe him", ">\n\nThey're both dicks and deserve each other.", ">\n\nBecause crying, as a sign of empathy and emotions, is a crippling wound in the mind of Donald Trump.", ">\n\nUsually, everything that comes out of Trump's mouth is bullshit, but it would not surprise me one bit if it was true.", ">\n\nYea, straight up lie.", ">\n\nCrying is not a weakness. Having said that, both of these guys can get fucked.", ">\n\nIs this even newsworthy? Who cares.", ">\n\nDid we learn nothing from vintage commercials? You gotta save Kodak moments like this to enjoy and share with others on a later date", ">\n\nWhy wouldn’t we believe you Mr Trump, oh that’s right you lie and you hate DeSantis.", ">\n\n\nBig man, strong man, comes up to me - tears in his eyes - he says \"Sir...\"\n\n-", ">\n\nWell, I gotta say, I absolutely believe him . . . and I REALLY bet it looked just like John Turturro begging for his life in Miller's Crossing. \"I'm just a grifter, Trumpy! I'm a nobody!\"", ">\n\nOh man, this is going to get real entertaining if DeSantis starts swinging back. I hope he does, and doe snot just roll over thinking \"it's fine, I'll run in 2028\".\nHe must be aware that, if Trump somehow won in 2024, the country would once again go blue after 4 more years of Trump. The last time he won is poisoned the next 3 elections for republicans. So, DeSantis would have a much worse chance of winning if he waited until 2028. Especially after Trump inevitably attempts to change the rules to allow him to run for a 3rd term.\nThe Conservative subreddit was pretty much ready to ditch Trump after the midterms. They've cooled a bit on that now, and are not paying much attention to these little jabs. But seeing them tear themselves in half when the gloves come off between Trump and DeSantis would really be some quality entertainment.", ">\n\nWhatever you think about his popularity with the broader electorate I wouldn't want to see Trump win even the Republican nomination. If he gets his hands on the levers of power and he knows that constitutionally he is ineligible for another term then he will do everything and anything to retain his grip on power. His last term ended with rednecks shitting in the halls of Congress. Let's not flirt with the idea that letting him win the nomination is good for Democrats. That's some 2016 thinking", ">\n\nWhatever. According to Trump everybody who comes up to talk to him as tears in their eyes. I imagine they're just crying cuz they're too close to God damn Donald Trump.", ">\n\nTrump tells the truth for once.", ">\n\nWho cares? I’m so over this type of stuff…we need to debate policies, attack bad policies…move on from the useless insults.", ">\n\nWe need pics", ">\n\nI doubt this is true but I love that he's using this nonsense on someone who deserves it for once.", ">\n\nDeSantis \"I cry everytime I'm in close proximity to freshly cut onions\" 🤣😙", ">\n\nI'm gonna go ahead and assume this is true, just like I'm gonna go ahead and assume it means trump cried in front of the actual billionaires in control of the GOP when he sought their endorsement.", ">\n\nCan we stop talking about trump for the ever loving fucking love of god. We’re gonna wake up to, “trump doesn’t understand oat milk.” Like fuck off. But it’s hard to stop talking about a guy who sells papers right", ">\n\nTo be fair, if I was stuck in a room with Trump I'd probably cry too.", ">\n\nThis won’t matter to the right. They don’t care. This masculinity “gotcha” will totally miss them. The only way this will ever matter is if they want to leverage against DeSantis later. As long as he is really delivering for the fascists and white supremacists, nothing will matter.", ">\n\nI'm cool with trump's lies sabotaging the republican party.", ">\n\nPeople who give a shit about stuff like this are watching politics like it’s a TV show or sporting event. \nSad.", ">\n\nWow.....when two serial liars tell a story, which one do you believe?!", ">\n\nDesantis vs Trump in primaries is going to be the most ridiculously absurd schoolyard insult fight ever.", ">\n\nTrump lies as easily as he breathes. At this point I’d be way more surprised to hear he told the truth about something", ">\n\nMore of this, please. Rot from within. MORE MORE MORE!", ">\n\nYes. I’m certain this actually happened.", ">\n\nThis one gonna get nasty", ">\n\nHaha it’s going to be fun watching these dogs pee all over eachother", ">\n\nJust another absurd claim that can’t be proven one way or the other. Not that DeSatan isn’t a monstrous liar himself.", ">\n\nI believe it", ">\n\nSo with his track record of projection...\nWhat do you think the over under on trump crying videos existing are?", ">\n\nDeSantis cry? A physical impossibility!", ">\n\nI don't doubt it. He'll do anything to get power.", ">\n\nBig strong man, tears in his eyes.", ">\n\nAs I watch as our democratic republic swirls down the toilet, my only solace is watching these two psychopaths (Trump & DeSantis) go at each other's throats for the Presidency.", ">\n\nI didn't even know DeSantis was a trucker.", ">\n\nHe means his money shot in DeSantis face got him in the eyes, causing them to water. 💦", ">\n\nIt was probably the smell", ">\n\nI choose to believe this, because it’s hilarious to picture.", ">\n\nare they really wearing the exact same outfit lmao", ">\n\nI honestly kind of believe this.", ">\n\nTrump, if you have any kind of solid evidence on these claims, you better start producing them for the press because DeSantis is kicking your ass.", ">\n\nSo what? The two of you are cut from the same dicktater cloth.", ">\n\nLet em fight!", ">\n\nVideo/pics or stfu trumpie!", ">\n\nDon't get me wrong, I dislike DeSantis just as much, but only the orange blob would make fun of someone showing feelings and use it to win internet points.", ">\n\nMust have been the smell", ">\n\nHe just couldn’t keep that card in his pocket. The premature trump played himself.", ">\n\nCan’t out bitchboy this bitchboy", ">\n\nJust this once, I’m going to assume Donald Trump is telling the truth, because fuck Ron DeSantis.", ">\n\nThe thing is, who cares if he cried? I do not like RD (lived in Florida 5 years, moved to another state in 2021, mostly because of what Florida is turning into), but even if he did cry, so what? Trump’s gender lines are so dumb and archaic: crying mad bad.", ">\n\nit doesn't matter.\nif desantis cried desantis fans will say he's human. if joe biden cried desantis fans will say he's weak.", ">\n\nDid he call him “sir” too while crying?", ">\n\nIt brings me great joy that these meatheads are eating each other alive.\nGreat, great joy.", ">\n\nDid Deathanus take it with, or without KY?", ">\n\nYes! Let’s the flames begin!", ">\n\nI CANNOT wait for the primary debates.", ">\n\nStrong guy. Never cried before in his life. Came to me with tears in his eyes asking for my endorsement. What a guy. So disloyal now.", ">\n\nI hate both of them but DeSantis isn't a scared little child. This is a guy who played college baseball - he was a stud. The last person he'd ever cry in front of is Trump that's for sure.", ">\n\nPlaying college baseball has absolutely nothing to do with this lmao.", ">\n\nIt does, it shows he's not a wimp. I hate the fucker with a passion but don't believe he cried in front of Trump. If you played baseball or football in college you'd understand (but clearly you didn't.)", ">\n\nSo when do we get the small penis insults from Trump?", ">\n\nThis is so stupid. There's no evidence but it's still gonna start yet another stage of those twos pissing match and it's hilarious", ">\n\n\"....and then Ron felt trump's massive biceps and begged him to become his personal trainer. Then Ron begged trump to teach him how to cook, make love, and buy property.\"", ">\n\nDid daddy Rump make Ronnie cry", ">\n\nThe best part? This stuff works. I don't know whether I should be impressed by Trump or sad for his supporters. A little of both, I guess.", ">\n\nLol, shit getting real.", ">\n\nTrump trying to appeal to those personality types who buy into egocentric masculinity that doesn’t include boys crying. The same kind of dudes who have to carry firearms to feel safe in society. “Tough on the outside…., repressed, depressed and angry on the inside.”", ">\n\nSomehow I believe Trump on this one.", ">\n\nRon's got 24 hours to get in the booth and buck back with a diss track", ">\n\nThe tiny hands club", ">\n\nThat Desantis wall building video with his kids is the SIMPIEST thing ive ever seen, not only by a politician, but a man. \nTalk about a little germ\nI Believe this....", ">\n\nRepublicans hate any sign of weakness", ">\n\nThis is a story about a liar lying about a liar!", ">\n\nIt's like that empire strikes back seen between Vader and the Emperor. Except two fools 🤣 Space Balls 2 here we come.", ">\n\nThis is the ultimate conservative insult. No \"real man\" would cry, let alone in front of another \"real man\".", ">\n\nKen Watanabi: “Let them fight”", ">\n\nDeSantis is a scammer, they were probably crocodile tears just to manipulate Trump", ">\n\nI'm living for the day tough guy DimSantis bends over for Dear Leader.", ">\n\nNow this is something I actually believe.", ">\n\n🎼 This is how it starrrts 🎶", ">\n\nI hope donald has a tape.", ">\n\nHe thinks he’s the godfather", ">\n\nDownvote every Trump story.", ">\n\nA statement that makes them both look terrible. GOOD", ">\n\nOoo the girls are fighting! Someone grab the popcorn!", ">\n\nDoes Trump have a fetish about crying men coming to him? The man is obsessed with crying men.", ">\n\nAnd we got a winner! Crying DeSantis!", ">\n\nAs a non-American I’m not entirely sure who DeSantis is, though I can see by the comments that he is not well liked. \nBut regardless of his politics, this feels like a weird thing to be arguing about in the news. So what if he did cry? Sometimes being passionate about something makes one cry. Maybe like some are suggesting it was faked. \nWhat’s important is, what does it tell other men when this is news and people are genuinely having this argument in the comments? Why are we still shaming people for feeling their feelings? Even people we don’t like?", ">\n\nWas that before or after the blowjob ?", ">\n\nHe needs to see what tears of laughter look like. He's probably telling Trump that he didn't need his approval to run for anything.", ">\n\nWhy do you have people attacking you from all angles, Ron? Might it be because you are an obnoxious asshole?", ">\n\nFight! Fight! Fight!", ">\n\nLol DeSadness", ">\n\nPeople can confirm this with tears in their eyes, the best people, bigly .\nCovfeve covfeve", ">\n\nDoes anyone believe him? And if not, why even report this? If Trump said the weather was sunny, I’d put on a raincoat before going out. I have no use for DeSantis, but Trump saying anything about anybody does not inform anyone in the least.", ">\n\nThe sexual tension between these two is palpable", ">\n\nAnd so the blood letting kicks into high gear.", ">\n\nLmao. This mother fucker.", ">\n\nThat would actually make Desantis in touch with his feelings and would therefore gain more approval. \nBut these are conservatives we are talking about so feelings/crying=liberal nonsense.", ">\n\nOh, how I hope they keep this up.\nI would love to see them eat themselves up from the inside.", ">\n\nHe probably had tears in his eyes from laughing so hard at trump.", ">\n\nThey both have the weirdest small hands.", ">\n\nI'm loving this childish battle between them" ]

[ "Sooo, this means trump cried in front of someone when seeking endorsement? Putin?", ">\n\nExactly.", ">\n\nWell, now we know exactly who has something over him.", ">\n\nWe do, but we used to, too.", ">\n\nThanks, Mitch.", ">\n\nDonnie DOES love escalators…", ">\n\nSorry for the convenience", ">\n\nI wonder how man times he called Trump \"sir?\"", ">\n\nThis is how it went word for word.\n“Please sir, endorse me sir. How can I be as smart and as good looking as you sir? Or sir, [starts sobbing] you are so wonderful “", ">\n\nDesantis weakly salutes Dear Leader", ">\n\nThe mandatory real-fake cry claim does have Kim-Jong Il vibes.", ">\n\nRed-on-red crime is my favorite kind of crime.", ">\n\nThis one is great hecause half of their base appeal is as tough guys, so telling the nation that one of them was sobbing like a baby in front of the other is a solid move. Now Deathanus has to decide whether to just accept it and be belittled, or start to fight back and fracture the party. 10/10 can’t wait for season finale.", ">\n\nHalf of these guys wouldn’t know the difference between a hatchet and an axe and wouldn’t be able to load and shoot an AR. \nRepublicans in federal government are almost all what they would consider effeminate suburbanites.", ">\n\nIn reality yes. But we know they don’t live there. To them an obese man who wears makeup and lifted shoes while avoiding war because his feet hurt is the epitome of manly.", ">\n\nI love your username. For some reason, that line cracked up my wife and me and we say it all the time.", ">\n\nIt’s so funny how many people get the reference! Workaholics def had its fans but it was never a mainstream smash so it’s crazy how many people recognize one throwaway line from the show!\nNow get in my grapevan pls", ">\n\nCatherine Zeta Jones, she dips beneath lasers, oh oh oh", ">\n\nShe has entrapped me, and Sean Connery! OH oh OH. OH oh OHhh^hh^h", ">\n\nWhen two pieces of shit get together, there will be a whole lot of stories coming out", ">\n\nThis embarrassing DeSantis campaign ad will be played repeatedly as a hit piece. That was some insane level of bootlicking lol. For one rare moment, I think Trump is speaking the truth. DeSantis absolutely cried in front of him and maybe even got on his knees for an endorsement", ">\n\nI had to go show this to my grandma. She screams about Trump and DeSantis til her voice cracks. She said she’s never wished on anyone’s demise before them. And McConnell. The rage in her 4’11”, 74 year old body is immense.", ">\n\nSounds like you've got one righteous grandma", ">\n\nShe marched her lil ass out in January in DC to march with us during Trump’s inauguration. It was actually my 18th birthday and afterwards we stopped and had Ethiopian for the first time. Her first time trying any African food and she still talks about how much she loves it. She sat with me at a tattoo appointment and afterwards we got pizza and ice cream. I love her. She’s an amazing woman.", ">\n\n\nand afterwards we stopped and had Ethiopian\n\nColumbus Circle? Fantastic places up there", ">\n\nWish I could remember. The place was packed. My grandmother and I sat on the end of the table with the vegetarian platter (since i was vegan) so she mostly ate the veg stuff. It was amazing. There’s a good place up in Tampa (Queen of Sheba) but nowhere near as good as this place was.", ">\n\nHe's probably lying but I wouldn't be surprised if its true. Have you ever seen DeSantis in a debate or outside of his hand-picked media reporters? He's so socially awkward and unstable and has the charisma of a garden slug.", ">\n\nTrue. I have noticed him moving his jaw from side to side in nearly every news conference when someone else is at the podium. Odd.", ">\n\nHe's got some kind of behavioral issue. He was never an appealing candidate, but he's surrounded himself and insulated himself with a core group of very politically savvy extremists that are the ones propelling him forward. He's not the political \"genius\" the media paints him out to be. His handlers are but he's an empty suit being controlled by puppeteers.", ">\n\nThat is actually slightly reassuring for someone not so in the know about him, like myself.", ">\n\nIt shouldn't be though. If you start looking in to his core group of advisors and backers these are some terrifying people.", ">\n\nIn so much as it shows his limitations.", ">\n\nTrue, he has many weaknesses. But they cover for them well.", ">\n\nTrump is desperate to make his opponents look effete to distract from his needing to have his hand held as we walked down a ramp or having to grasp a glass with two small hands or needing the power of the military to help him beat Covid.", ">\n\nCovfefe", ">\n\nHamburder flu", ">\n\nPerpetrated by the radical left gang member known as the “Hamburglar”", ">\n\nRobble robble", ">\n\nLots of self-proclaimed “alpha males” are wrestling with some cognitive dissonance today.", ">\n\nThey'll figure it out after praying to their favorite NFT of the day", ">\n\nDeSantis's response is going to be \"you know what makes me cry? CRT. Please clap.\"", ">\n\nIt was Jeb Bush that said “please clap.”", ">\n\nStandard playbook. Muddy the waters to make your opponent look “just as bad or worse” than you.", ">\n\nOr at least make up enough stories so that sane people with busy lives aren’t sure anymore. It’s what they’ve done for Zelenskyy, Thunberg, and Fauci.\nThat being said I wouldn’t be surprised if Desantis cried.", ">\n\nOn the one hand, Trump claims this any time he tells a story about anyone asking him for anything. \"He came to me with tears in his eyes.\" It's a bizarre piece of rhetoric he employs at every given opportunity. I think he thinks it makes him look magnanimous while simultaneously making the other person look weak. I have doubts that anyone has expressed any emotion in front of the man for less than $50,000 any time in the past 20 years.\nOn the other hand, DeSantis has no heart, can probably cry on command, and will crawl on his hands and knees across broken glass to jerk off a syphilitic stray dog into his own mouth if it means he gets what he wants.", ">\n\nNow thats an awful image!", ">\n\nThank you, I crafted it while taking a dump.", ">\n\nHope Georgia prosecutors doesn't forget the tweet where Trump admitted to interfering in the Florida election to make sure Desantis won.", ">\n\nAnd everybody clapped.", ">\n\nI dunno, I imagine a lot of people cry when they have to interact with him.", ">\n\nDesantis...\"I've seen the pee tape, and it is the most humiliation thing I've ever seen. Donald even got some in his mouth.\"", ">\n\nIt's just DJT pissing up into his own mouth on a bed the Obama's slept on at the Kremlin", ">\n\nTo be fair, getting a close up whiff of scrambled Sudafed and BigMac diaper blowouts tends to make one’s eyes run a bit.", ">\n\nDesantis is garbage. But this story likely isn't true. Trump claims people cry in front of him all the time. Many of those people aren't even real, they are just folks he made up in his head in the moment. \n\"This big guy, some say a former marine, a lot of people are saying it, really big, tough guy, and he came to me, tears in his eyes, and he said 'Mister Trump, you saved my life,' and it's true, I did save his life, I fought next to him in Afghanistan, that's what people are saying, and you know what? Maybe they're right, maybe I did kill 100 terrorists, because I know terrorists, some of them are my friends, and I say to terrorists, stop with that terror, and you know what? They stop. No one else knows terror and anti-terror like I do, just like that marine said.\"", ">\n\nRoflcopter", ">\n\nTrump knows whatever shit he says in the media will be reported like it was fact first and have to be proven false later", ">\n\n\n\"There were tears coming down from his eyes. He said: 'If you endorse me, I'll win,'\" said Trump.\n\nlmao trump couldnt come up with something better than this?", ">\n\nSeriously lol. It has a lot of \"and then everyone clapped\" energy.", ">\n\nWow who's gonna vote for Little Crybaby Ronnie?", ">\n\nWell as hard as it is to say it, I believe Trump this time. He just left out that they cried together, holding each other in a swampy embrace. Their Depends touching each other and their tentacles creep out and conjoin so they may exchange long protein strings.", ">\n\nTrump: [proceeds to unzip pantaloons]", ">\n\n\npantaloons\n\nrich people pants", ">\n\nNo, it’s crazypants. Right there in the name: pant-of-loons.", ">\n\nSuper convincing story, just trust him it's true. He's a business man! How else can he be so rich if not being totally honest? Btw the water pressure sucks in Florida, you have to flush multiple times. Terrible, terrible leader.", ">\n\n“He said ‘Sir…’”", ">\n\nLying liars lie.", ">\n\nBigly.", ">\n\nTrump says ~~Santos~~ DeSantis cried. ~~Santos~~ DeSantis will claim that he didn't. One of these serial liars would be telling the truth. That has never happened before so the universe might just explode out of sheer surprise.\nEdit: wrong idiot", ">\n\nSantos or DeSantis?", ">\n\nTrump is such a beacon of truth and integrity. Add irony here.", ">\n\nPoor Cry Baby DeSantis", ">\n\n‘Big, strong’ men can’t stop crying around President Trump. Just ask him.", ">\n\nTrump is unbelievable. After all these years he still sounds like a hurt 8 year old.", ">\n\nIt's times like this that having no history of telling any kind of truth really doesn't work in his favor, as much as I want to believe this.", ">\n\nLike everything else Trump has said, I’m sure this is 100% true.\nHe never lies, right?", ">\n\nTo try to make a rival look bad? He'd never do that.", ">\n\nWhile calling him sir. Yawn. We get it, Donald.", ">\n\nHe is a cringe factory and totally seems like type to cry for something when he really wants it, like a big baby.", ">\n\nLol. These people suck so bad.", ">\n\nCrying is okay, folks.\nTrump and DeSantis are shit people, but crying is okay.", ">\n\nProbably.... and Donald Trump poops himself and is a traitor.", ">\n\nFact: trump lies about everything. Fact: trump denigrates his opponents. As much as I want to believe this, it’s probably bull shit.", ">\n\nThey’re both liars, but somehow I believe this.", ">\n\nAnd then DJT shit his Depends.", ">\n\nWatching the republican party implode this election cycle is going to be schadenfreude like I’ve never experienced before.", ">\n\nEverything this piece of shit ever says is a lie. So I’m going to happily report that this is definitely more bullshit from this traitor’s mouth.\nThat being said, unfortunately his base will still eat this up. Because:\n-The Traitorous Piece of Shit said it so it must be true.\n-DeathSentence cried.\n-Crying is womanly.\n-DeathSentence is a woman.\n-MAGA MAGA MAGA\nSomewhere right now a group of Qdiots are saying some spaghetti style version of the exact talking points above.", ">\n\nTrump can piss in his pants because he wears absorbent diapers. It is probably a medical condition so he should not be ashamed.", ">\n\n\"He probably didn't even cry when he was a baby, and then he said..SIR!\"", ">\n\nStormy claims trump cried when she laughed at his mushroom dick", ">\n\nI had thought DeSantis was a SEAL, and therefore unlikely to be crying. I checked Wikipedia and found out the was a lawyer for the SEALs, so different. \nThen I read that he got a Bronze Star after his Iraq tour, but then I found out that the Bronze star is typically awarded as an upgrade from a MSM in combat zones. \nSo now I'm thinking that the crying story is totes believable.", ">\n\nSo…. By using logic we come to the conclusion that he made Trump cry, amiright? 😱", ">\n\nThis asshat is so fucking predictable.", ">\n\ndo you mean Desantis crying? Or Trump lying?", ">\n\nAnd called him sir", ">\n\nNext he'll call his wife ugly", ">\n\nOr say that she has secrets about where she worked.\nOr that his dad killed JFK.", ">\n\nNeither of these fascist deserve to be president.", ">\n\nletthemfight.gif", ">\n\nLet them fight. ding ding", ">\n\nLmao, let the feasting begin.", ">\n\nThis I will believe.", ">\n\nI also heard Trump claimed that anytime DeSantis had to open a jar that was too hard to open he came over to Trump's; in tears.", ">\n\nIt's scary how with the GOP's constant appeasement of the Orange Turd, I can actually see this happening. \nIs Trump lying? Most likely. But I can still see it happening.", ">\n\nAnd he's known for his consistent honesty, so I'm sure this happened.", ">\n\nTrump seems to always endorse people who cry in front of him, only to betray him later. Not a great judge of character if you ask me.", ">\n\nLet me guess, he called him 'Sir,' too. \nBuffoon.", ">\n\nHaha, this is where they've gotten to? \"Desantis is a booger-head and cried in front of me!\"", ">\n\nIt’s going to be fascinating to watch the Republican politicians try to take on trump knowing how deranged the base is. They went along with the insanity and even leaned into it like when Ronny D built a toy wall with his kid in the commercial. They must know it’s impossible to reason with these people. I can only imagine what it will look like when the Trump crazies set their sights on destroying DeSantis.", ">\n\nPlease run as an independent. Please.\nHe's the orange kryptonite to that void of charisma hack from Florida.", ">\n\nAs is with everything Donald says \nIt is more than likely Donald cried Infront of Ronald\nHaha Ronald and Donald", ">\n\nAnyone with \"nald\" needs to be blacklisted from politics.", ">\n\nAnyone with gop, conservative or Republicansl too", ">\n\nLet them eat each other, i for one am and will be enjoying the show", ">\n\nWatching two obese men get into a dick measuring contest is rather disturbing.", ">\n\nEspecially without an electron microscope.", ">\n\nKing Ron is too evil to cry. He has ZERO empathy or compassion. I bet he wouldn’t (or didn’t) cry over his own mother dying.", ">\n\nI didn't see any after the hurricanes or the apartment collapse.", ">\n\nDonald Trump can insult DeSantis on every level and watch Ronnie boy go back to kissing Trump's ass. Just like Ted Cruz. \nThe Republican collective lacks a spine since they clearly just accept incivility and childishness as virtues.", ">\n\nPointless article", ">\n\nI hope they both destroy each other. Our country needs a better leader than these two clowns", ">\n\nBegun, the douche wars have.", ">\n\nDude this is fucking hilarious. Let the GOP burn baby burn", ">\n\n\"It was incredible. I was having lunch at Mar-A-Lago and DeSantis walks up to me with tears in his eyes. And he said. You know what he said? He said 'Mister Trump, you're amazing. Everything a man could be. If you endorse me, I'll win. I'll give you anything you want.' And you know what I said? I said 'No way Jose. I'm the big cheese.' And you know what he did? He ran away crying in his little white boots. So sad. So sad.\"", ">\n\nBelievable until he said “Mr trump”.\nIt’s always “Sir” or “Mr President” when the Cheeto relays his big strong man with tears in his eyes stories.", ">\n\nCan you imagine what Republicans are going to release against Trump when he dies and it’s safe to talk?", ">\n\nThis battle between these two would be fucking hilarious if they didn’t have a serious chance of winning.", ">\n\nWho cares what he says. Hey media, just ignore him and report when he's convicted pretty please.", ">\n\nAs weak as Trump is right now, he knows how to put the hurt on competing right-wing grifters.", ">\n\nTrump wasn't kidding when he said he hasn't changed since he was in first grade. This is the kind of thing a bully tries to tell other kids to make the picked on kid in class look bad. Except the picked on kid deserves it this time so it's hard to feel bad for any of them.", ">\n\nSure, Don. We all 100% believe that's something that happened. Thanks for the update.", ">\n\nGotta hand it to him, Trump really knows how to play to the absolute basest and lowest common denominator of humanity.", ">\n\nMAGA is completely Middle School bullshit.", ">\n\nIs trump lying?\nOr is the torture guy a cry baby?", ">\n\nSmells like 2016 again", ">\n\nHe claims everyone cries when they beg him for something. Could it be they’re just tearing up over the noxious stench emanating from his depends?", ">\n\nBoth r whinny little b!tches", ">\n\nOh I’m sure Trump has leaked a tear or two during a ketchup-smearing tantrum.", ">\n\nThe smell from Trump’s diaper was really bad at the time.", ">\n\nWhen Donny starts losing in the primary and he turns his violent goons on his opponents, that's gonna be a good time. No wonder they all want to see him in jail or dead before the time comes.", ">\n\nThis one actually tracks as being true. DeSantis is a whiner in press conferences I can only imagine what crocodile tears he pulls out while trying to gain power.", ">\n\nNext he is going to say DeSantis sucked his dick and swallowed.", ">\n\nLmao we're in for a wild ride, folks!", ">\n\nI’m sure they both cried together holding each other’s bellies", ">\n\nHonestly I doubt it happened at all, the man spews bullshit nonstop but he's now made one of his most dangerous political rivals look weak. Honestly, Ron was most likely the next to the throne of the republican party. \nRonny needs to come out swinging to appeal to the base cos the base will belief anything that liar will say. \nSo is it a republican party or a maga party is gonna be the question", ">\n\nHe came to me with tears in his eyes and said “sir”", ">\n\nLol this is gonna be good 🍿", ">\n\nI’m thrilled both are running for president. I hope they both keep going. Split the vote!!", ">\n\nRon gave Don head guaranteed", ">\n\nNot sure which of these guys is a bigger idiot", ">\n\nThe one time I want Trump to not be lying…", ">\n\nI cant wait for this lame party of GOP incel s to continue to lose, they are all absolute fucking idiots who have nothing to offer except wining and being so passive and lame and sad sack loser fucking idiots, the worst shit for America, just fucking cry baby losers. Barf.", ">\n\n“Oh sir, sir, please endorse me sir…”", ">\n\nAh, so trmp cried in front of someone when he needed their support. putin? I bet it was putin.", ">\n\nCome on, his knees were starting to hurt!", ">\n\nBut did he “beg like a dog”? The Trumpees love the most crass belittlements. Crying isn’t humiliating enough.", ">\n\n\nTrump Claims DeSantis Cried in Front of Him While Seeking Endorsement\n\nFor once I believe him", ">\n\nThey're both dicks and deserve each other.", ">\n\nBecause crying, as a sign of empathy and emotions, is a crippling wound in the mind of Donald Trump.", ">\n\nUsually, everything that comes out of Trump's mouth is bullshit, but it would not surprise me one bit if it was true.", ">\n\nYea, straight up lie.", ">\n\nCrying is not a weakness. Having said that, both of these guys can get fucked.", ">\n\nIs this even newsworthy? Who cares.", ">\n\nDid we learn nothing from vintage commercials? You gotta save Kodak moments like this to enjoy and share with others on a later date", ">\n\nWhy wouldn’t we believe you Mr Trump, oh that’s right you lie and you hate DeSantis.", ">\n\n\nBig man, strong man, comes up to me - tears in his eyes - he says \"Sir...\"\n\n-", ">\n\nWell, I gotta say, I absolutely believe him . . . and I REALLY bet it looked just like John Turturro begging for his life in Miller's Crossing. \"I'm just a grifter, Trumpy! I'm a nobody!\"", ">\n\nOh man, this is going to get real entertaining if DeSantis starts swinging back. I hope he does, and doe snot just roll over thinking \"it's fine, I'll run in 2028\".\nHe must be aware that, if Trump somehow won in 2024, the country would once again go blue after 4 more years of Trump. The last time he won is poisoned the next 3 elections for republicans. So, DeSantis would have a much worse chance of winning if he waited until 2028. Especially after Trump inevitably attempts to change the rules to allow him to run for a 3rd term.\nThe Conservative subreddit was pretty much ready to ditch Trump after the midterms. They've cooled a bit on that now, and are not paying much attention to these little jabs. But seeing them tear themselves in half when the gloves come off between Trump and DeSantis would really be some quality entertainment.", ">\n\nWhatever you think about his popularity with the broader electorate I wouldn't want to see Trump win even the Republican nomination. If he gets his hands on the levers of power and he knows that constitutionally he is ineligible for another term then he will do everything and anything to retain his grip on power. His last term ended with rednecks shitting in the halls of Congress. Let's not flirt with the idea that letting him win the nomination is good for Democrats. That's some 2016 thinking", ">\n\nWhatever. According to Trump everybody who comes up to talk to him as tears in their eyes. I imagine they're just crying cuz they're too close to God damn Donald Trump.", ">\n\nTrump tells the truth for once.", ">\n\nWho cares? I’m so over this type of stuff…we need to debate policies, attack bad policies…move on from the useless insults.", ">\n\nWe need pics", ">\n\nI doubt this is true but I love that he's using this nonsense on someone who deserves it for once.", ">\n\nDeSantis \"I cry everytime I'm in close proximity to freshly cut onions\" 🤣😙", ">\n\nI'm gonna go ahead and assume this is true, just like I'm gonna go ahead and assume it means trump cried in front of the actual billionaires in control of the GOP when he sought their endorsement.", ">\n\nCan we stop talking about trump for the ever loving fucking love of god. We’re gonna wake up to, “trump doesn’t understand oat milk.” Like fuck off. But it’s hard to stop talking about a guy who sells papers right", ">\n\nTo be fair, if I was stuck in a room with Trump I'd probably cry too.", ">\n\nThis won’t matter to the right. They don’t care. This masculinity “gotcha” will totally miss them. The only way this will ever matter is if they want to leverage against DeSantis later. As long as he is really delivering for the fascists and white supremacists, nothing will matter.", ">\n\nI'm cool with trump's lies sabotaging the republican party.", ">\n\nPeople who give a shit about stuff like this are watching politics like it’s a TV show or sporting event. \nSad.", ">\n\nWow.....when two serial liars tell a story, which one do you believe?!", ">\n\nDesantis vs Trump in primaries is going to be the most ridiculously absurd schoolyard insult fight ever.", ">\n\nTrump lies as easily as he breathes. At this point I’d be way more surprised to hear he told the truth about something", ">\n\nMore of this, please. Rot from within. MORE MORE MORE!", ">\n\nYes. I’m certain this actually happened.", ">\n\nThis one gonna get nasty", ">\n\nHaha it’s going to be fun watching these dogs pee all over eachother", ">\n\nJust another absurd claim that can’t be proven one way or the other. Not that DeSatan isn’t a monstrous liar himself.", ">\n\nI believe it", ">\n\nSo with his track record of projection...\nWhat do you think the over under on trump crying videos existing are?", ">\n\nDeSantis cry? A physical impossibility!", ">\n\nI don't doubt it. He'll do anything to get power.", ">\n\nBig strong man, tears in his eyes.", ">\n\nAs I watch as our democratic republic swirls down the toilet, my only solace is watching these two psychopaths (Trump & DeSantis) go at each other's throats for the Presidency.", ">\n\nI didn't even know DeSantis was a trucker.", ">\n\nHe means his money shot in DeSantis face got him in the eyes, causing them to water. 💦", ">\n\nIt was probably the smell", ">\n\nI choose to believe this, because it’s hilarious to picture.", ">\n\nare they really wearing the exact same outfit lmao", ">\n\nI honestly kind of believe this.", ">\n\nTrump, if you have any kind of solid evidence on these claims, you better start producing them for the press because DeSantis is kicking your ass.", ">\n\nSo what? The two of you are cut from the same dicktater cloth.", ">\n\nLet em fight!", ">\n\nVideo/pics or stfu trumpie!", ">\n\nDon't get me wrong, I dislike DeSantis just as much, but only the orange blob would make fun of someone showing feelings and use it to win internet points.", ">\n\nMust have been the smell", ">\n\nHe just couldn’t keep that card in his pocket. The premature trump played himself.", ">\n\nCan’t out bitchboy this bitchboy", ">\n\nJust this once, I’m going to assume Donald Trump is telling the truth, because fuck Ron DeSantis.", ">\n\nThe thing is, who cares if he cried? I do not like RD (lived in Florida 5 years, moved to another state in 2021, mostly because of what Florida is turning into), but even if he did cry, so what? Trump’s gender lines are so dumb and archaic: crying mad bad.", ">\n\nit doesn't matter.\nif desantis cried desantis fans will say he's human. if joe biden cried desantis fans will say he's weak.", ">\n\nDid he call him “sir” too while crying?", ">\n\nIt brings me great joy that these meatheads are eating each other alive.\nGreat, great joy.", ">\n\nDid Deathanus take it with, or without KY?", ">\n\nYes! Let’s the flames begin!", ">\n\nI CANNOT wait for the primary debates.", ">\n\nStrong guy. Never cried before in his life. Came to me with tears in his eyes asking for my endorsement. What a guy. So disloyal now.", ">\n\nI hate both of them but DeSantis isn't a scared little child. This is a guy who played college baseball - he was a stud. The last person he'd ever cry in front of is Trump that's for sure.", ">\n\nPlaying college baseball has absolutely nothing to do with this lmao.", ">\n\nIt does, it shows he's not a wimp. I hate the fucker with a passion but don't believe he cried in front of Trump. If you played baseball or football in college you'd understand (but clearly you didn't.)", ">\n\nSo when do we get the small penis insults from Trump?", ">\n\nThis is so stupid. There's no evidence but it's still gonna start yet another stage of those twos pissing match and it's hilarious", ">\n\n\"....and then Ron felt trump's massive biceps and begged him to become his personal trainer. Then Ron begged trump to teach him how to cook, make love, and buy property.\"", ">\n\nDid daddy Rump make Ronnie cry", ">\n\nThe best part? This stuff works. I don't know whether I should be impressed by Trump or sad for his supporters. A little of both, I guess.", ">\n\nLol, shit getting real.", ">\n\nTrump trying to appeal to those personality types who buy into egocentric masculinity that doesn’t include boys crying. The same kind of dudes who have to carry firearms to feel safe in society. “Tough on the outside…., repressed, depressed and angry on the inside.”", ">\n\nSomehow I believe Trump on this one.", ">\n\nRon's got 24 hours to get in the booth and buck back with a diss track", ">\n\nThe tiny hands club", ">\n\nThat Desantis wall building video with his kids is the SIMPIEST thing ive ever seen, not only by a politician, but a man. \nTalk about a little germ\nI Believe this....", ">\n\nRepublicans hate any sign of weakness", ">\n\nThis is a story about a liar lying about a liar!", ">\n\nIt's like that empire strikes back seen between Vader and the Emperor. Except two fools 🤣 Space Balls 2 here we come.", ">\n\nThis is the ultimate conservative insult. No \"real man\" would cry, let alone in front of another \"real man\".", ">\n\nKen Watanabi: “Let them fight”", ">\n\nDeSantis is a scammer, they were probably crocodile tears just to manipulate Trump", ">\n\nI'm living for the day tough guy DimSantis bends over for Dear Leader.", ">\n\nNow this is something I actually believe.", ">\n\n🎼 This is how it starrrts 🎶", ">\n\nI hope donald has a tape.", ">\n\nHe thinks he’s the godfather", ">\n\nDownvote every Trump story.", ">\n\nA statement that makes them both look terrible. GOOD", ">\n\nOoo the girls are fighting! Someone grab the popcorn!", ">\n\nDoes Trump have a fetish about crying men coming to him? The man is obsessed with crying men.", ">\n\nAnd we got a winner! Crying DeSantis!", ">\n\nAs a non-American I’m not entirely sure who DeSantis is, though I can see by the comments that he is not well liked. \nBut regardless of his politics, this feels like a weird thing to be arguing about in the news. So what if he did cry? Sometimes being passionate about something makes one cry. Maybe like some are suggesting it was faked. \nWhat’s important is, what does it tell other men when this is news and people are genuinely having this argument in the comments? Why are we still shaming people for feeling their feelings? Even people we don’t like?", ">\n\nWas that before or after the blowjob ?", ">\n\nHe needs to see what tears of laughter look like. He's probably telling Trump that he didn't need his approval to run for anything.", ">\n\nWhy do you have people attacking you from all angles, Ron? Might it be because you are an obnoxious asshole?", ">\n\nFight! Fight! Fight!", ">\n\nLol DeSadness", ">\n\nPeople can confirm this with tears in their eyes, the best people, bigly .\nCovfeve covfeve", ">\n\nDoes anyone believe him? And if not, why even report this? If Trump said the weather was sunny, I’d put on a raincoat before going out. I have no use for DeSantis, but Trump saying anything about anybody does not inform anyone in the least.", ">\n\nThe sexual tension between these two is palpable", ">\n\nAnd so the blood letting kicks into high gear.", ">\n\nLmao. This mother fucker.", ">\n\nThat would actually make Desantis in touch with his feelings and would therefore gain more approval. \nBut these are conservatives we are talking about so feelings/crying=liberal nonsense.", ">\n\nOh, how I hope they keep this up.\nI would love to see them eat themselves up from the inside.", ">\n\nHe probably had tears in his eyes from laughing so hard at trump.", ">\n\nThey both have the weirdest small hands.", ">\n\nI'm loving this childish battle between them", ">\n\nAll of these articles should just be titled “Liar lies again”" ]

[ "Sooo, this means trump cried in front of someone when seeking endorsement? Putin?", ">\n\nExactly.", ">\n\nWell, now we know exactly who has something over him.", ">\n\nWe do, but we used to, too.", ">\n\nThanks, Mitch.", ">\n\nDonnie DOES love escalators…", ">\n\nSorry for the convenience", ">\n\nI wonder how man times he called Trump \"sir?\"", ">\n\nThis is how it went word for word.\n“Please sir, endorse me sir. How can I be as smart and as good looking as you sir? Or sir, [starts sobbing] you are so wonderful “", ">\n\nDesantis weakly salutes Dear Leader", ">\n\nThe mandatory real-fake cry claim does have Kim-Jong Il vibes.", ">\n\nRed-on-red crime is my favorite kind of crime.", ">\n\nThis one is great hecause half of their base appeal is as tough guys, so telling the nation that one of them was sobbing like a baby in front of the other is a solid move. Now Deathanus has to decide whether to just accept it and be belittled, or start to fight back and fracture the party. 10/10 can’t wait for season finale.", ">\n\nHalf of these guys wouldn’t know the difference between a hatchet and an axe and wouldn’t be able to load and shoot an AR. \nRepublicans in federal government are almost all what they would consider effeminate suburbanites.", ">\n\nIn reality yes. But we know they don’t live there. To them an obese man who wears makeup and lifted shoes while avoiding war because his feet hurt is the epitome of manly.", ">\n\nI love your username. For some reason, that line cracked up my wife and me and we say it all the time.", ">\n\nIt’s so funny how many people get the reference! Workaholics def had its fans but it was never a mainstream smash so it’s crazy how many people recognize one throwaway line from the show!\nNow get in my grapevan pls", ">\n\nCatherine Zeta Jones, she dips beneath lasers, oh oh oh", ">\n\nShe has entrapped me, and Sean Connery! OH oh OH. OH oh OHhh^hh^h", ">\n\nWhen two pieces of shit get together, there will be a whole lot of stories coming out", ">\n\nThis embarrassing DeSantis campaign ad will be played repeatedly as a hit piece. That was some insane level of bootlicking lol. For one rare moment, I think Trump is speaking the truth. DeSantis absolutely cried in front of him and maybe even got on his knees for an endorsement", ">\n\nI had to go show this to my grandma. She screams about Trump and DeSantis til her voice cracks. She said she’s never wished on anyone’s demise before them. And McConnell. The rage in her 4’11”, 74 year old body is immense.", ">\n\nSounds like you've got one righteous grandma", ">\n\nShe marched her lil ass out in January in DC to march with us during Trump’s inauguration. It was actually my 18th birthday and afterwards we stopped and had Ethiopian for the first time. Her first time trying any African food and she still talks about how much she loves it. She sat with me at a tattoo appointment and afterwards we got pizza and ice cream. I love her. She’s an amazing woman.", ">\n\n\nand afterwards we stopped and had Ethiopian\n\nColumbus Circle? Fantastic places up there", ">\n\nWish I could remember. The place was packed. My grandmother and I sat on the end of the table with the vegetarian platter (since i was vegan) so she mostly ate the veg stuff. It was amazing. There’s a good place up in Tampa (Queen of Sheba) but nowhere near as good as this place was.", ">\n\nHe's probably lying but I wouldn't be surprised if its true. Have you ever seen DeSantis in a debate or outside of his hand-picked media reporters? He's so socially awkward and unstable and has the charisma of a garden slug.", ">\n\nTrue. I have noticed him moving his jaw from side to side in nearly every news conference when someone else is at the podium. Odd.", ">\n\nHe's got some kind of behavioral issue. He was never an appealing candidate, but he's surrounded himself and insulated himself with a core group of very politically savvy extremists that are the ones propelling him forward. He's not the political \"genius\" the media paints him out to be. His handlers are but he's an empty suit being controlled by puppeteers.", ">\n\nThat is actually slightly reassuring for someone not so in the know about him, like myself.", ">\n\nIt shouldn't be though. If you start looking in to his core group of advisors and backers these are some terrifying people.", ">\n\nIn so much as it shows his limitations.", ">\n\nTrue, he has many weaknesses. But they cover for them well.", ">\n\nTrump is desperate to make his opponents look effete to distract from his needing to have his hand held as we walked down a ramp or having to grasp a glass with two small hands or needing the power of the military to help him beat Covid.", ">\n\nCovfefe", ">\n\nHamburder flu", ">\n\nPerpetrated by the radical left gang member known as the “Hamburglar”", ">\n\nRobble robble", ">\n\nLots of self-proclaimed “alpha males” are wrestling with some cognitive dissonance today.", ">\n\nThey'll figure it out after praying to their favorite NFT of the day", ">\n\nDeSantis's response is going to be \"you know what makes me cry? CRT. Please clap.\"", ">\n\nIt was Jeb Bush that said “please clap.”", ">\n\nStandard playbook. Muddy the waters to make your opponent look “just as bad or worse” than you.", ">\n\nOr at least make up enough stories so that sane people with busy lives aren’t sure anymore. It’s what they’ve done for Zelenskyy, Thunberg, and Fauci.\nThat being said I wouldn’t be surprised if Desantis cried.", ">\n\nOn the one hand, Trump claims this any time he tells a story about anyone asking him for anything. \"He came to me with tears in his eyes.\" It's a bizarre piece of rhetoric he employs at every given opportunity. I think he thinks it makes him look magnanimous while simultaneously making the other person look weak. I have doubts that anyone has expressed any emotion in front of the man for less than $50,000 any time in the past 20 years.\nOn the other hand, DeSantis has no heart, can probably cry on command, and will crawl on his hands and knees across broken glass to jerk off a syphilitic stray dog into his own mouth if it means he gets what he wants.", ">\n\nNow thats an awful image!", ">\n\nThank you, I crafted it while taking a dump.", ">\n\nHope Georgia prosecutors doesn't forget the tweet where Trump admitted to interfering in the Florida election to make sure Desantis won.", ">\n\nAnd everybody clapped.", ">\n\nI dunno, I imagine a lot of people cry when they have to interact with him.", ">\n\nDesantis...\"I've seen the pee tape, and it is the most humiliation thing I've ever seen. Donald even got some in his mouth.\"", ">\n\nIt's just DJT pissing up into his own mouth on a bed the Obama's slept on at the Kremlin", ">\n\nTo be fair, getting a close up whiff of scrambled Sudafed and BigMac diaper blowouts tends to make one’s eyes run a bit.", ">\n\nDesantis is garbage. But this story likely isn't true. Trump claims people cry in front of him all the time. Many of those people aren't even real, they are just folks he made up in his head in the moment. \n\"This big guy, some say a former marine, a lot of people are saying it, really big, tough guy, and he came to me, tears in his eyes, and he said 'Mister Trump, you saved my life,' and it's true, I did save his life, I fought next to him in Afghanistan, that's what people are saying, and you know what? Maybe they're right, maybe I did kill 100 terrorists, because I know terrorists, some of them are my friends, and I say to terrorists, stop with that terror, and you know what? They stop. No one else knows terror and anti-terror like I do, just like that marine said.\"", ">\n\nRoflcopter", ">\n\nTrump knows whatever shit he says in the media will be reported like it was fact first and have to be proven false later", ">\n\n\n\"There were tears coming down from his eyes. He said: 'If you endorse me, I'll win,'\" said Trump.\n\nlmao trump couldnt come up with something better than this?", ">\n\nSeriously lol. It has a lot of \"and then everyone clapped\" energy.", ">\n\nWow who's gonna vote for Little Crybaby Ronnie?", ">\n\nWell as hard as it is to say it, I believe Trump this time. He just left out that they cried together, holding each other in a swampy embrace. Their Depends touching each other and their tentacles creep out and conjoin so they may exchange long protein strings.", ">\n\nTrump: [proceeds to unzip pantaloons]", ">\n\n\npantaloons\n\nrich people pants", ">\n\nNo, it’s crazypants. Right there in the name: pant-of-loons.", ">\n\nSuper convincing story, just trust him it's true. He's a business man! How else can he be so rich if not being totally honest? Btw the water pressure sucks in Florida, you have to flush multiple times. Terrible, terrible leader.", ">\n\n“He said ‘Sir…’”", ">\n\nLying liars lie.", ">\n\nBigly.", ">\n\nTrump says ~~Santos~~ DeSantis cried. ~~Santos~~ DeSantis will claim that he didn't. One of these serial liars would be telling the truth. That has never happened before so the universe might just explode out of sheer surprise.\nEdit: wrong idiot", ">\n\nSantos or DeSantis?", ">\n\nTrump is such a beacon of truth and integrity. Add irony here.", ">\n\nPoor Cry Baby DeSantis", ">\n\n‘Big, strong’ men can’t stop crying around President Trump. Just ask him.", ">\n\nTrump is unbelievable. After all these years he still sounds like a hurt 8 year old.", ">\n\nIt's times like this that having no history of telling any kind of truth really doesn't work in his favor, as much as I want to believe this.", ">\n\nLike everything else Trump has said, I’m sure this is 100% true.\nHe never lies, right?", ">\n\nTo try to make a rival look bad? He'd never do that.", ">\n\nWhile calling him sir. Yawn. We get it, Donald.", ">\n\nHe is a cringe factory and totally seems like type to cry for something when he really wants it, like a big baby.", ">\n\nLol. These people suck so bad.", ">\n\nCrying is okay, folks.\nTrump and DeSantis are shit people, but crying is okay.", ">\n\nProbably.... and Donald Trump poops himself and is a traitor.", ">\n\nFact: trump lies about everything. Fact: trump denigrates his opponents. As much as I want to believe this, it’s probably bull shit.", ">\n\nThey’re both liars, but somehow I believe this.", ">\n\nAnd then DJT shit his Depends.", ">\n\nWatching the republican party implode this election cycle is going to be schadenfreude like I’ve never experienced before.", ">\n\nEverything this piece of shit ever says is a lie. So I’m going to happily report that this is definitely more bullshit from this traitor’s mouth.\nThat being said, unfortunately his base will still eat this up. Because:\n-The Traitorous Piece of Shit said it so it must be true.\n-DeathSentence cried.\n-Crying is womanly.\n-DeathSentence is a woman.\n-MAGA MAGA MAGA\nSomewhere right now a group of Qdiots are saying some spaghetti style version of the exact talking points above.", ">\n\nTrump can piss in his pants because he wears absorbent diapers. It is probably a medical condition so he should not be ashamed.", ">\n\n\"He probably didn't even cry when he was a baby, and then he said..SIR!\"", ">\n\nStormy claims trump cried when she laughed at his mushroom dick", ">\n\nI had thought DeSantis was a SEAL, and therefore unlikely to be crying. I checked Wikipedia and found out the was a lawyer for the SEALs, so different. \nThen I read that he got a Bronze Star after his Iraq tour, but then I found out that the Bronze star is typically awarded as an upgrade from a MSM in combat zones. \nSo now I'm thinking that the crying story is totes believable.", ">\n\nSo…. By using logic we come to the conclusion that he made Trump cry, amiright? 😱", ">\n\nThis asshat is so fucking predictable.", ">\n\ndo you mean Desantis crying? Or Trump lying?", ">\n\nAnd called him sir", ">\n\nNext he'll call his wife ugly", ">\n\nOr say that she has secrets about where she worked.\nOr that his dad killed JFK.", ">\n\nNeither of these fascist deserve to be president.", ">\n\nletthemfight.gif", ">\n\nLet them fight. ding ding", ">\n\nLmao, let the feasting begin.", ">\n\nThis I will believe.", ">\n\nI also heard Trump claimed that anytime DeSantis had to open a jar that was too hard to open he came over to Trump's; in tears.", ">\n\nIt's scary how with the GOP's constant appeasement of the Orange Turd, I can actually see this happening. \nIs Trump lying? Most likely. But I can still see it happening.", ">\n\nAnd he's known for his consistent honesty, so I'm sure this happened.", ">\n\nTrump seems to always endorse people who cry in front of him, only to betray him later. Not a great judge of character if you ask me.", ">\n\nLet me guess, he called him 'Sir,' too. \nBuffoon.", ">\n\nHaha, this is where they've gotten to? \"Desantis is a booger-head and cried in front of me!\"", ">\n\nIt’s going to be fascinating to watch the Republican politicians try to take on trump knowing how deranged the base is. They went along with the insanity and even leaned into it like when Ronny D built a toy wall with his kid in the commercial. They must know it’s impossible to reason with these people. I can only imagine what it will look like when the Trump crazies set their sights on destroying DeSantis.", ">\n\nPlease run as an independent. Please.\nHe's the orange kryptonite to that void of charisma hack from Florida.", ">\n\nAs is with everything Donald says \nIt is more than likely Donald cried Infront of Ronald\nHaha Ronald and Donald", ">\n\nAnyone with \"nald\" needs to be blacklisted from politics.", ">\n\nAnyone with gop, conservative or Republicansl too", ">\n\nLet them eat each other, i for one am and will be enjoying the show", ">\n\nWatching two obese men get into a dick measuring contest is rather disturbing.", ">\n\nEspecially without an electron microscope.", ">\n\nKing Ron is too evil to cry. He has ZERO empathy or compassion. I bet he wouldn’t (or didn’t) cry over his own mother dying.", ">\n\nI didn't see any after the hurricanes or the apartment collapse.", ">\n\nDonald Trump can insult DeSantis on every level and watch Ronnie boy go back to kissing Trump's ass. Just like Ted Cruz. \nThe Republican collective lacks a spine since they clearly just accept incivility and childishness as virtues.", ">\n\nPointless article", ">\n\nI hope they both destroy each other. Our country needs a better leader than these two clowns", ">\n\nBegun, the douche wars have.", ">\n\nDude this is fucking hilarious. Let the GOP burn baby burn", ">\n\n\"It was incredible. I was having lunch at Mar-A-Lago and DeSantis walks up to me with tears in his eyes. And he said. You know what he said? He said 'Mister Trump, you're amazing. Everything a man could be. If you endorse me, I'll win. I'll give you anything you want.' And you know what I said? I said 'No way Jose. I'm the big cheese.' And you know what he did? He ran away crying in his little white boots. So sad. So sad.\"", ">\n\nBelievable until he said “Mr trump”.\nIt’s always “Sir” or “Mr President” when the Cheeto relays his big strong man with tears in his eyes stories.", ">\n\nCan you imagine what Republicans are going to release against Trump when he dies and it’s safe to talk?", ">\n\nThis battle between these two would be fucking hilarious if they didn’t have a serious chance of winning.", ">\n\nWho cares what he says. Hey media, just ignore him and report when he's convicted pretty please.", ">\n\nAs weak as Trump is right now, he knows how to put the hurt on competing right-wing grifters.", ">\n\nTrump wasn't kidding when he said he hasn't changed since he was in first grade. This is the kind of thing a bully tries to tell other kids to make the picked on kid in class look bad. Except the picked on kid deserves it this time so it's hard to feel bad for any of them.", ">\n\nSure, Don. We all 100% believe that's something that happened. Thanks for the update.", ">\n\nGotta hand it to him, Trump really knows how to play to the absolute basest and lowest common denominator of humanity.", ">\n\nMAGA is completely Middle School bullshit.", ">\n\nIs trump lying?\nOr is the torture guy a cry baby?", ">\n\nSmells like 2016 again", ">\n\nHe claims everyone cries when they beg him for something. Could it be they’re just tearing up over the noxious stench emanating from his depends?", ">\n\nBoth r whinny little b!tches", ">\n\nOh I’m sure Trump has leaked a tear or two during a ketchup-smearing tantrum.", ">\n\nThe smell from Trump’s diaper was really bad at the time.", ">\n\nWhen Donny starts losing in the primary and he turns his violent goons on his opponents, that's gonna be a good time. No wonder they all want to see him in jail or dead before the time comes.", ">\n\nThis one actually tracks as being true. DeSantis is a whiner in press conferences I can only imagine what crocodile tears he pulls out while trying to gain power.", ">\n\nNext he is going to say DeSantis sucked his dick and swallowed.", ">\n\nLmao we're in for a wild ride, folks!", ">\n\nI’m sure they both cried together holding each other’s bellies", ">\n\nHonestly I doubt it happened at all, the man spews bullshit nonstop but he's now made one of his most dangerous political rivals look weak. Honestly, Ron was most likely the next to the throne of the republican party. \nRonny needs to come out swinging to appeal to the base cos the base will belief anything that liar will say. \nSo is it a republican party or a maga party is gonna be the question", ">\n\nHe came to me with tears in his eyes and said “sir”", ">\n\nLol this is gonna be good 🍿", ">\n\nI’m thrilled both are running for president. I hope they both keep going. Split the vote!!", ">\n\nRon gave Don head guaranteed", ">\n\nNot sure which of these guys is a bigger idiot", ">\n\nThe one time I want Trump to not be lying…", ">\n\nI cant wait for this lame party of GOP incel s to continue to lose, they are all absolute fucking idiots who have nothing to offer except wining and being so passive and lame and sad sack loser fucking idiots, the worst shit for America, just fucking cry baby losers. Barf.", ">\n\n“Oh sir, sir, please endorse me sir…”", ">\n\nAh, so trmp cried in front of someone when he needed their support. putin? I bet it was putin.", ">\n\nCome on, his knees were starting to hurt!", ">\n\nBut did he “beg like a dog”? The Trumpees love the most crass belittlements. Crying isn’t humiliating enough.", ">\n\n\nTrump Claims DeSantis Cried in Front of Him While Seeking Endorsement\n\nFor once I believe him", ">\n\nThey're both dicks and deserve each other.", ">\n\nBecause crying, as a sign of empathy and emotions, is a crippling wound in the mind of Donald Trump.", ">\n\nUsually, everything that comes out of Trump's mouth is bullshit, but it would not surprise me one bit if it was true.", ">\n\nYea, straight up lie.", ">\n\nCrying is not a weakness. Having said that, both of these guys can get fucked.", ">\n\nIs this even newsworthy? Who cares.", ">\n\nDid we learn nothing from vintage commercials? You gotta save Kodak moments like this to enjoy and share with others on a later date", ">\n\nWhy wouldn’t we believe you Mr Trump, oh that’s right you lie and you hate DeSantis.", ">\n\n\nBig man, strong man, comes up to me - tears in his eyes - he says \"Sir...\"\n\n-", ">\n\nWell, I gotta say, I absolutely believe him . . . and I REALLY bet it looked just like John Turturro begging for his life in Miller's Crossing. \"I'm just a grifter, Trumpy! I'm a nobody!\"", ">\n\nOh man, this is going to get real entertaining if DeSantis starts swinging back. I hope he does, and doe snot just roll over thinking \"it's fine, I'll run in 2028\".\nHe must be aware that, if Trump somehow won in 2024, the country would once again go blue after 4 more years of Trump. The last time he won is poisoned the next 3 elections for republicans. So, DeSantis would have a much worse chance of winning if he waited until 2028. Especially after Trump inevitably attempts to change the rules to allow him to run for a 3rd term.\nThe Conservative subreddit was pretty much ready to ditch Trump after the midterms. They've cooled a bit on that now, and are not paying much attention to these little jabs. But seeing them tear themselves in half when the gloves come off between Trump and DeSantis would really be some quality entertainment.", ">\n\nWhatever you think about his popularity with the broader electorate I wouldn't want to see Trump win even the Republican nomination. If he gets his hands on the levers of power and he knows that constitutionally he is ineligible for another term then he will do everything and anything to retain his grip on power. His last term ended with rednecks shitting in the halls of Congress. Let's not flirt with the idea that letting him win the nomination is good for Democrats. That's some 2016 thinking", ">\n\nWhatever. According to Trump everybody who comes up to talk to him as tears in their eyes. I imagine they're just crying cuz they're too close to God damn Donald Trump.", ">\n\nTrump tells the truth for once.", ">\n\nWho cares? I’m so over this type of stuff…we need to debate policies, attack bad policies…move on from the useless insults.", ">\n\nWe need pics", ">\n\nI doubt this is true but I love that he's using this nonsense on someone who deserves it for once.", ">\n\nDeSantis \"I cry everytime I'm in close proximity to freshly cut onions\" 🤣😙", ">\n\nI'm gonna go ahead and assume this is true, just like I'm gonna go ahead and assume it means trump cried in front of the actual billionaires in control of the GOP when he sought their endorsement.", ">\n\nCan we stop talking about trump for the ever loving fucking love of god. We’re gonna wake up to, “trump doesn’t understand oat milk.” Like fuck off. But it’s hard to stop talking about a guy who sells papers right", ">\n\nTo be fair, if I was stuck in a room with Trump I'd probably cry too.", ">\n\nThis won’t matter to the right. They don’t care. This masculinity “gotcha” will totally miss them. The only way this will ever matter is if they want to leverage against DeSantis later. As long as he is really delivering for the fascists and white supremacists, nothing will matter.", ">\n\nI'm cool with trump's lies sabotaging the republican party.", ">\n\nPeople who give a shit about stuff like this are watching politics like it’s a TV show or sporting event. \nSad.", ">\n\nWow.....when two serial liars tell a story, which one do you believe?!", ">\n\nDesantis vs Trump in primaries is going to be the most ridiculously absurd schoolyard insult fight ever.", ">\n\nTrump lies as easily as he breathes. At this point I’d be way more surprised to hear he told the truth about something", ">\n\nMore of this, please. Rot from within. MORE MORE MORE!", ">\n\nYes. I’m certain this actually happened.", ">\n\nThis one gonna get nasty", ">\n\nHaha it’s going to be fun watching these dogs pee all over eachother", ">\n\nJust another absurd claim that can’t be proven one way or the other. Not that DeSatan isn’t a monstrous liar himself.", ">\n\nI believe it", ">\n\nSo with his track record of projection...\nWhat do you think the over under on trump crying videos existing are?", ">\n\nDeSantis cry? A physical impossibility!", ">\n\nI don't doubt it. He'll do anything to get power.", ">\n\nBig strong man, tears in his eyes.", ">\n\nAs I watch as our democratic republic swirls down the toilet, my only solace is watching these two psychopaths (Trump & DeSantis) go at each other's throats for the Presidency.", ">\n\nI didn't even know DeSantis was a trucker.", ">\n\nHe means his money shot in DeSantis face got him in the eyes, causing them to water. 💦", ">\n\nIt was probably the smell", ">\n\nI choose to believe this, because it’s hilarious to picture.", ">\n\nare they really wearing the exact same outfit lmao", ">\n\nI honestly kind of believe this.", ">\n\nTrump, if you have any kind of solid evidence on these claims, you better start producing them for the press because DeSantis is kicking your ass.", ">\n\nSo what? The two of you are cut from the same dicktater cloth.", ">\n\nLet em fight!", ">\n\nVideo/pics or stfu trumpie!", ">\n\nDon't get me wrong, I dislike DeSantis just as much, but only the orange blob would make fun of someone showing feelings and use it to win internet points.", ">\n\nMust have been the smell", ">\n\nHe just couldn’t keep that card in his pocket. The premature trump played himself.", ">\n\nCan’t out bitchboy this bitchboy", ">\n\nJust this once, I’m going to assume Donald Trump is telling the truth, because fuck Ron DeSantis.", ">\n\nThe thing is, who cares if he cried? I do not like RD (lived in Florida 5 years, moved to another state in 2021, mostly because of what Florida is turning into), but even if he did cry, so what? Trump’s gender lines are so dumb and archaic: crying mad bad.", ">\n\nit doesn't matter.\nif desantis cried desantis fans will say he's human. if joe biden cried desantis fans will say he's weak.", ">\n\nDid he call him “sir” too while crying?", ">\n\nIt brings me great joy that these meatheads are eating each other alive.\nGreat, great joy.", ">\n\nDid Deathanus take it with, or without KY?", ">\n\nYes! Let’s the flames begin!", ">\n\nI CANNOT wait for the primary debates.", ">\n\nStrong guy. Never cried before in his life. Came to me with tears in his eyes asking for my endorsement. What a guy. So disloyal now.", ">\n\nI hate both of them but DeSantis isn't a scared little child. This is a guy who played college baseball - he was a stud. The last person he'd ever cry in front of is Trump that's for sure.", ">\n\nPlaying college baseball has absolutely nothing to do with this lmao.", ">\n\nIt does, it shows he's not a wimp. I hate the fucker with a passion but don't believe he cried in front of Trump. If you played baseball or football in college you'd understand (but clearly you didn't.)", ">\n\nSo when do we get the small penis insults from Trump?", ">\n\nThis is so stupid. There's no evidence but it's still gonna start yet another stage of those twos pissing match and it's hilarious", ">\n\n\"....and then Ron felt trump's massive biceps and begged him to become his personal trainer. Then Ron begged trump to teach him how to cook, make love, and buy property.\"", ">\n\nDid daddy Rump make Ronnie cry", ">\n\nThe best part? This stuff works. I don't know whether I should be impressed by Trump or sad for his supporters. A little of both, I guess.", ">\n\nLol, shit getting real.", ">\n\nTrump trying to appeal to those personality types who buy into egocentric masculinity that doesn’t include boys crying. The same kind of dudes who have to carry firearms to feel safe in society. “Tough on the outside…., repressed, depressed and angry on the inside.”", ">\n\nSomehow I believe Trump on this one.", ">\n\nRon's got 24 hours to get in the booth and buck back with a diss track", ">\n\nThe tiny hands club", ">\n\nThat Desantis wall building video with his kids is the SIMPIEST thing ive ever seen, not only by a politician, but a man. \nTalk about a little germ\nI Believe this....", ">\n\nRepublicans hate any sign of weakness", ">\n\nThis is a story about a liar lying about a liar!", ">\n\nIt's like that empire strikes back seen between Vader and the Emperor. Except two fools 🤣 Space Balls 2 here we come.", ">\n\nThis is the ultimate conservative insult. No \"real man\" would cry, let alone in front of another \"real man\".", ">\n\nKen Watanabi: “Let them fight”", ">\n\nDeSantis is a scammer, they were probably crocodile tears just to manipulate Trump", ">\n\nI'm living for the day tough guy DimSantis bends over for Dear Leader.", ">\n\nNow this is something I actually believe.", ">\n\n🎼 This is how it starrrts 🎶", ">\n\nI hope donald has a tape.", ">\n\nHe thinks he’s the godfather", ">\n\nDownvote every Trump story.", ">\n\nA statement that makes them both look terrible. GOOD", ">\n\nOoo the girls are fighting! Someone grab the popcorn!", ">\n\nDoes Trump have a fetish about crying men coming to him? The man is obsessed with crying men.", ">\n\nAnd we got a winner! Crying DeSantis!", ">\n\nAs a non-American I’m not entirely sure who DeSantis is, though I can see by the comments that he is not well liked. \nBut regardless of his politics, this feels like a weird thing to be arguing about in the news. So what if he did cry? Sometimes being passionate about something makes one cry. Maybe like some are suggesting it was faked. \nWhat’s important is, what does it tell other men when this is news and people are genuinely having this argument in the comments? Why are we still shaming people for feeling their feelings? Even people we don’t like?", ">\n\nWas that before or after the blowjob ?", ">\n\nHe needs to see what tears of laughter look like. He's probably telling Trump that he didn't need his approval to run for anything.", ">\n\nWhy do you have people attacking you from all angles, Ron? Might it be because you are an obnoxious asshole?", ">\n\nFight! Fight! Fight!", ">\n\nLol DeSadness", ">\n\nPeople can confirm this with tears in their eyes, the best people, bigly .\nCovfeve covfeve", ">\n\nDoes anyone believe him? And if not, why even report this? If Trump said the weather was sunny, I’d put on a raincoat before going out. I have no use for DeSantis, but Trump saying anything about anybody does not inform anyone in the least.", ">\n\nThe sexual tension between these two is palpable", ">\n\nAnd so the blood letting kicks into high gear.", ">\n\nLmao. This mother fucker.", ">\n\nThat would actually make Desantis in touch with his feelings and would therefore gain more approval. \nBut these are conservatives we are talking about so feelings/crying=liberal nonsense.", ">\n\nOh, how I hope they keep this up.\nI would love to see them eat themselves up from the inside.", ">\n\nHe probably had tears in his eyes from laughing so hard at trump.", ">\n\nThey both have the weirdest small hands.", ">\n\nI'm loving this childish battle between them", ">\n\nAll of these articles should just be titled “Liar lies again”", ">\n\nLet them fight!" ]

[ "Sooo, this means trump cried in front of someone when seeking endorsement? Putin?", ">\n\nExactly.", ">\n\nWell, now we know exactly who has something over him.", ">\n\nWe do, but we used to, too.", ">\n\nThanks, Mitch.", ">\n\nDonnie DOES love escalators…", ">\n\nSorry for the convenience", ">\n\nI wonder how man times he called Trump \"sir?\"", ">\n\nThis is how it went word for word.\n“Please sir, endorse me sir. How can I be as smart and as good looking as you sir? Or sir, [starts sobbing] you are so wonderful “", ">\n\nDesantis weakly salutes Dear Leader", ">\n\nThe mandatory real-fake cry claim does have Kim-Jong Il vibes.", ">\n\nRed-on-red crime is my favorite kind of crime.", ">\n\nThis one is great hecause half of their base appeal is as tough guys, so telling the nation that one of them was sobbing like a baby in front of the other is a solid move. Now Deathanus has to decide whether to just accept it and be belittled, or start to fight back and fracture the party. 10/10 can’t wait for season finale.", ">\n\nHalf of these guys wouldn’t know the difference between a hatchet and an axe and wouldn’t be able to load and shoot an AR. \nRepublicans in federal government are almost all what they would consider effeminate suburbanites.", ">\n\nIn reality yes. But we know they don’t live there. To them an obese man who wears makeup and lifted shoes while avoiding war because his feet hurt is the epitome of manly.", ">\n\nI love your username. For some reason, that line cracked up my wife and me and we say it all the time.", ">\n\nIt’s so funny how many people get the reference! Workaholics def had its fans but it was never a mainstream smash so it’s crazy how many people recognize one throwaway line from the show!\nNow get in my grapevan pls", ">\n\nCatherine Zeta Jones, she dips beneath lasers, oh oh oh", ">\n\nShe has entrapped me, and Sean Connery! OH oh OH. OH oh OHhh^hh^h", ">\n\nWhen two pieces of shit get together, there will be a whole lot of stories coming out", ">\n\nThis embarrassing DeSantis campaign ad will be played repeatedly as a hit piece. That was some insane level of bootlicking lol. For one rare moment, I think Trump is speaking the truth. DeSantis absolutely cried in front of him and maybe even got on his knees for an endorsement", ">\n\nI had to go show this to my grandma. She screams about Trump and DeSantis til her voice cracks. She said she’s never wished on anyone’s demise before them. And McConnell. The rage in her 4’11”, 74 year old body is immense.", ">\n\nSounds like you've got one righteous grandma", ">\n\nShe marched her lil ass out in January in DC to march with us during Trump’s inauguration. It was actually my 18th birthday and afterwards we stopped and had Ethiopian for the first time. Her first time trying any African food and she still talks about how much she loves it. She sat with me at a tattoo appointment and afterwards we got pizza and ice cream. I love her. She’s an amazing woman.", ">\n\n\nand afterwards we stopped and had Ethiopian\n\nColumbus Circle? Fantastic places up there", ">\n\nWish I could remember. The place was packed. My grandmother and I sat on the end of the table with the vegetarian platter (since i was vegan) so she mostly ate the veg stuff. It was amazing. There’s a good place up in Tampa (Queen of Sheba) but nowhere near as good as this place was.", ">\n\nHe's probably lying but I wouldn't be surprised if its true. Have you ever seen DeSantis in a debate or outside of his hand-picked media reporters? He's so socially awkward and unstable and has the charisma of a garden slug.", ">\n\nTrue. I have noticed him moving his jaw from side to side in nearly every news conference when someone else is at the podium. Odd.", ">\n\nHe's got some kind of behavioral issue. He was never an appealing candidate, but he's surrounded himself and insulated himself with a core group of very politically savvy extremists that are the ones propelling him forward. He's not the political \"genius\" the media paints him out to be. His handlers are but he's an empty suit being controlled by puppeteers.", ">\n\nThat is actually slightly reassuring for someone not so in the know about him, like myself.", ">\n\nIt shouldn't be though. If you start looking in to his core group of advisors and backers these are some terrifying people.", ">\n\nIn so much as it shows his limitations.", ">\n\nTrue, he has many weaknesses. But they cover for them well.", ">\n\nTrump is desperate to make his opponents look effete to distract from his needing to have his hand held as we walked down a ramp or having to grasp a glass with two small hands or needing the power of the military to help him beat Covid.", ">\n\nCovfefe", ">\n\nHamburder flu", ">\n\nPerpetrated by the radical left gang member known as the “Hamburglar”", ">\n\nRobble robble", ">\n\nLots of self-proclaimed “alpha males” are wrestling with some cognitive dissonance today.", ">\n\nThey'll figure it out after praying to their favorite NFT of the day", ">\n\nDeSantis's response is going to be \"you know what makes me cry? CRT. Please clap.\"", ">\n\nIt was Jeb Bush that said “please clap.”", ">\n\nStandard playbook. Muddy the waters to make your opponent look “just as bad or worse” than you.", ">\n\nOr at least make up enough stories so that sane people with busy lives aren’t sure anymore. It’s what they’ve done for Zelenskyy, Thunberg, and Fauci.\nThat being said I wouldn’t be surprised if Desantis cried.", ">\n\nOn the one hand, Trump claims this any time he tells a story about anyone asking him for anything. \"He came to me with tears in his eyes.\" It's a bizarre piece of rhetoric he employs at every given opportunity. I think he thinks it makes him look magnanimous while simultaneously making the other person look weak. I have doubts that anyone has expressed any emotion in front of the man for less than $50,000 any time in the past 20 years.\nOn the other hand, DeSantis has no heart, can probably cry on command, and will crawl on his hands and knees across broken glass to jerk off a syphilitic stray dog into his own mouth if it means he gets what he wants.", ">\n\nNow thats an awful image!", ">\n\nThank you, I crafted it while taking a dump.", ">\n\nHope Georgia prosecutors doesn't forget the tweet where Trump admitted to interfering in the Florida election to make sure Desantis won.", ">\n\nAnd everybody clapped.", ">\n\nI dunno, I imagine a lot of people cry when they have to interact with him.", ">\n\nDesantis...\"I've seen the pee tape, and it is the most humiliation thing I've ever seen. Donald even got some in his mouth.\"", ">\n\nIt's just DJT pissing up into his own mouth on a bed the Obama's slept on at the Kremlin", ">\n\nTo be fair, getting a close up whiff of scrambled Sudafed and BigMac diaper blowouts tends to make one’s eyes run a bit.", ">\n\nDesantis is garbage. But this story likely isn't true. Trump claims people cry in front of him all the time. Many of those people aren't even real, they are just folks he made up in his head in the moment. \n\"This big guy, some say a former marine, a lot of people are saying it, really big, tough guy, and he came to me, tears in his eyes, and he said 'Mister Trump, you saved my life,' and it's true, I did save his life, I fought next to him in Afghanistan, that's what people are saying, and you know what? Maybe they're right, maybe I did kill 100 terrorists, because I know terrorists, some of them are my friends, and I say to terrorists, stop with that terror, and you know what? They stop. No one else knows terror and anti-terror like I do, just like that marine said.\"", ">\n\nRoflcopter", ">\n\nTrump knows whatever shit he says in the media will be reported like it was fact first and have to be proven false later", ">\n\n\n\"There were tears coming down from his eyes. He said: 'If you endorse me, I'll win,'\" said Trump.\n\nlmao trump couldnt come up with something better than this?", ">\n\nSeriously lol. It has a lot of \"and then everyone clapped\" energy.", ">\n\nWow who's gonna vote for Little Crybaby Ronnie?", ">\n\nWell as hard as it is to say it, I believe Trump this time. He just left out that they cried together, holding each other in a swampy embrace. Their Depends touching each other and their tentacles creep out and conjoin so they may exchange long protein strings.", ">\n\nTrump: [proceeds to unzip pantaloons]", ">\n\n\npantaloons\n\nrich people pants", ">\n\nNo, it’s crazypants. Right there in the name: pant-of-loons.", ">\n\nSuper convincing story, just trust him it's true. He's a business man! How else can he be so rich if not being totally honest? Btw the water pressure sucks in Florida, you have to flush multiple times. Terrible, terrible leader.", ">\n\n“He said ‘Sir…’”", ">\n\nLying liars lie.", ">\n\nBigly.", ">\n\nTrump says ~~Santos~~ DeSantis cried. ~~Santos~~ DeSantis will claim that he didn't. One of these serial liars would be telling the truth. That has never happened before so the universe might just explode out of sheer surprise.\nEdit: wrong idiot", ">\n\nSantos or DeSantis?", ">\n\nTrump is such a beacon of truth and integrity. Add irony here.", ">\n\nPoor Cry Baby DeSantis", ">\n\n‘Big, strong’ men can’t stop crying around President Trump. Just ask him.", ">\n\nTrump is unbelievable. After all these years he still sounds like a hurt 8 year old.", ">\n\nIt's times like this that having no history of telling any kind of truth really doesn't work in his favor, as much as I want to believe this.", ">\n\nLike everything else Trump has said, I’m sure this is 100% true.\nHe never lies, right?", ">\n\nTo try to make a rival look bad? He'd never do that.", ">\n\nWhile calling him sir. Yawn. We get it, Donald.", ">\n\nHe is a cringe factory and totally seems like type to cry for something when he really wants it, like a big baby.", ">\n\nLol. These people suck so bad.", ">\n\nCrying is okay, folks.\nTrump and DeSantis are shit people, but crying is okay.", ">\n\nProbably.... and Donald Trump poops himself and is a traitor.", ">\n\nFact: trump lies about everything. Fact: trump denigrates his opponents. As much as I want to believe this, it’s probably bull shit.", ">\n\nThey’re both liars, but somehow I believe this.", ">\n\nAnd then DJT shit his Depends.", ">\n\nWatching the republican party implode this election cycle is going to be schadenfreude like I’ve never experienced before.", ">\n\nEverything this piece of shit ever says is a lie. So I’m going to happily report that this is definitely more bullshit from this traitor’s mouth.\nThat being said, unfortunately his base will still eat this up. Because:\n-The Traitorous Piece of Shit said it so it must be true.\n-DeathSentence cried.\n-Crying is womanly.\n-DeathSentence is a woman.\n-MAGA MAGA MAGA\nSomewhere right now a group of Qdiots are saying some spaghetti style version of the exact talking points above.", ">\n\nTrump can piss in his pants because he wears absorbent diapers. It is probably a medical condition so he should not be ashamed.", ">\n\n\"He probably didn't even cry when he was a baby, and then he said..SIR!\"", ">\n\nStormy claims trump cried when she laughed at his mushroom dick", ">\n\nI had thought DeSantis was a SEAL, and therefore unlikely to be crying. I checked Wikipedia and found out the was a lawyer for the SEALs, so different. \nThen I read that he got a Bronze Star after his Iraq tour, but then I found out that the Bronze star is typically awarded as an upgrade from a MSM in combat zones. \nSo now I'm thinking that the crying story is totes believable.", ">\n\nSo…. By using logic we come to the conclusion that he made Trump cry, amiright? 😱", ">\n\nThis asshat is so fucking predictable.", ">\n\ndo you mean Desantis crying? Or Trump lying?", ">\n\nAnd called him sir", ">\n\nNext he'll call his wife ugly", ">\n\nOr say that she has secrets about where she worked.\nOr that his dad killed JFK.", ">\n\nNeither of these fascist deserve to be president.", ">\n\nletthemfight.gif", ">\n\nLet them fight. ding ding", ">\n\nLmao, let the feasting begin.", ">\n\nThis I will believe.", ">\n\nI also heard Trump claimed that anytime DeSantis had to open a jar that was too hard to open he came over to Trump's; in tears.", ">\n\nIt's scary how with the GOP's constant appeasement of the Orange Turd, I can actually see this happening. \nIs Trump lying? Most likely. But I can still see it happening.", ">\n\nAnd he's known for his consistent honesty, so I'm sure this happened.", ">\n\nTrump seems to always endorse people who cry in front of him, only to betray him later. Not a great judge of character if you ask me.", ">\n\nLet me guess, he called him 'Sir,' too. \nBuffoon.", ">\n\nHaha, this is where they've gotten to? \"Desantis is a booger-head and cried in front of me!\"", ">\n\nIt’s going to be fascinating to watch the Republican politicians try to take on trump knowing how deranged the base is. They went along with the insanity and even leaned into it like when Ronny D built a toy wall with his kid in the commercial. They must know it’s impossible to reason with these people. I can only imagine what it will look like when the Trump crazies set their sights on destroying DeSantis.", ">\n\nPlease run as an independent. Please.\nHe's the orange kryptonite to that void of charisma hack from Florida.", ">\n\nAs is with everything Donald says \nIt is more than likely Donald cried Infront of Ronald\nHaha Ronald and Donald", ">\n\nAnyone with \"nald\" needs to be blacklisted from politics.", ">\n\nAnyone with gop, conservative or Republicansl too", ">\n\nLet them eat each other, i for one am and will be enjoying the show", ">\n\nWatching two obese men get into a dick measuring contest is rather disturbing.", ">\n\nEspecially without an electron microscope.", ">\n\nKing Ron is too evil to cry. He has ZERO empathy or compassion. I bet he wouldn’t (or didn’t) cry over his own mother dying.", ">\n\nI didn't see any after the hurricanes or the apartment collapse.", ">\n\nDonald Trump can insult DeSantis on every level and watch Ronnie boy go back to kissing Trump's ass. Just like Ted Cruz. \nThe Republican collective lacks a spine since they clearly just accept incivility and childishness as virtues.", ">\n\nPointless article", ">\n\nI hope they both destroy each other. Our country needs a better leader than these two clowns", ">\n\nBegun, the douche wars have.", ">\n\nDude this is fucking hilarious. Let the GOP burn baby burn", ">\n\n\"It was incredible. I was having lunch at Mar-A-Lago and DeSantis walks up to me with tears in his eyes. And he said. You know what he said? He said 'Mister Trump, you're amazing. Everything a man could be. If you endorse me, I'll win. I'll give you anything you want.' And you know what I said? I said 'No way Jose. I'm the big cheese.' And you know what he did? He ran away crying in his little white boots. So sad. So sad.\"", ">\n\nBelievable until he said “Mr trump”.\nIt’s always “Sir” or “Mr President” when the Cheeto relays his big strong man with tears in his eyes stories.", ">\n\nCan you imagine what Republicans are going to release against Trump when he dies and it’s safe to talk?", ">\n\nThis battle between these two would be fucking hilarious if they didn’t have a serious chance of winning.", ">\n\nWho cares what he says. Hey media, just ignore him and report when he's convicted pretty please.", ">\n\nAs weak as Trump is right now, he knows how to put the hurt on competing right-wing grifters.", ">\n\nTrump wasn't kidding when he said he hasn't changed since he was in first grade. This is the kind of thing a bully tries to tell other kids to make the picked on kid in class look bad. Except the picked on kid deserves it this time so it's hard to feel bad for any of them.", ">\n\nSure, Don. We all 100% believe that's something that happened. Thanks for the update.", ">\n\nGotta hand it to him, Trump really knows how to play to the absolute basest and lowest common denominator of humanity.", ">\n\nMAGA is completely Middle School bullshit.", ">\n\nIs trump lying?\nOr is the torture guy a cry baby?", ">\n\nSmells like 2016 again", ">\n\nHe claims everyone cries when they beg him for something. Could it be they’re just tearing up over the noxious stench emanating from his depends?", ">\n\nBoth r whinny little b!tches", ">\n\nOh I’m sure Trump has leaked a tear or two during a ketchup-smearing tantrum.", ">\n\nThe smell from Trump’s diaper was really bad at the time.", ">\n\nWhen Donny starts losing in the primary and he turns his violent goons on his opponents, that's gonna be a good time. No wonder they all want to see him in jail or dead before the time comes.", ">\n\nThis one actually tracks as being true. DeSantis is a whiner in press conferences I can only imagine what crocodile tears he pulls out while trying to gain power.", ">\n\nNext he is going to say DeSantis sucked his dick and swallowed.", ">\n\nLmao we're in for a wild ride, folks!", ">\n\nI’m sure they both cried together holding each other’s bellies", ">\n\nHonestly I doubt it happened at all, the man spews bullshit nonstop but he's now made one of his most dangerous political rivals look weak. Honestly, Ron was most likely the next to the throne of the republican party. \nRonny needs to come out swinging to appeal to the base cos the base will belief anything that liar will say. \nSo is it a republican party or a maga party is gonna be the question", ">\n\nHe came to me with tears in his eyes and said “sir”", ">\n\nLol this is gonna be good 🍿", ">\n\nI’m thrilled both are running for president. I hope they both keep going. Split the vote!!", ">\n\nRon gave Don head guaranteed", ">\n\nNot sure which of these guys is a bigger idiot", ">\n\nThe one time I want Trump to not be lying…", ">\n\nI cant wait for this lame party of GOP incel s to continue to lose, they are all absolute fucking idiots who have nothing to offer except wining and being so passive and lame and sad sack loser fucking idiots, the worst shit for America, just fucking cry baby losers. Barf.", ">\n\n“Oh sir, sir, please endorse me sir…”", ">\n\nAh, so trmp cried in front of someone when he needed their support. putin? I bet it was putin.", ">\n\nCome on, his knees were starting to hurt!", ">\n\nBut did he “beg like a dog”? The Trumpees love the most crass belittlements. Crying isn’t humiliating enough.", ">\n\n\nTrump Claims DeSantis Cried in Front of Him While Seeking Endorsement\n\nFor once I believe him", ">\n\nThey're both dicks and deserve each other.", ">\n\nBecause crying, as a sign of empathy and emotions, is a crippling wound in the mind of Donald Trump.", ">\n\nUsually, everything that comes out of Trump's mouth is bullshit, but it would not surprise me one bit if it was true.", ">\n\nYea, straight up lie.", ">\n\nCrying is not a weakness. Having said that, both of these guys can get fucked.", ">\n\nIs this even newsworthy? Who cares.", ">\n\nDid we learn nothing from vintage commercials? You gotta save Kodak moments like this to enjoy and share with others on a later date", ">\n\nWhy wouldn’t we believe you Mr Trump, oh that’s right you lie and you hate DeSantis.", ">\n\n\nBig man, strong man, comes up to me - tears in his eyes - he says \"Sir...\"\n\n-", ">\n\nWell, I gotta say, I absolutely believe him . . . and I REALLY bet it looked just like John Turturro begging for his life in Miller's Crossing. \"I'm just a grifter, Trumpy! I'm a nobody!\"", ">\n\nOh man, this is going to get real entertaining if DeSantis starts swinging back. I hope he does, and doe snot just roll over thinking \"it's fine, I'll run in 2028\".\nHe must be aware that, if Trump somehow won in 2024, the country would once again go blue after 4 more years of Trump. The last time he won is poisoned the next 3 elections for republicans. So, DeSantis would have a much worse chance of winning if he waited until 2028. Especially after Trump inevitably attempts to change the rules to allow him to run for a 3rd term.\nThe Conservative subreddit was pretty much ready to ditch Trump after the midterms. They've cooled a bit on that now, and are not paying much attention to these little jabs. But seeing them tear themselves in half when the gloves come off between Trump and DeSantis would really be some quality entertainment.", ">\n\nWhatever you think about his popularity with the broader electorate I wouldn't want to see Trump win even the Republican nomination. If he gets his hands on the levers of power and he knows that constitutionally he is ineligible for another term then he will do everything and anything to retain his grip on power. His last term ended with rednecks shitting in the halls of Congress. Let's not flirt with the idea that letting him win the nomination is good for Democrats. That's some 2016 thinking", ">\n\nWhatever. According to Trump everybody who comes up to talk to him as tears in their eyes. I imagine they're just crying cuz they're too close to God damn Donald Trump.", ">\n\nTrump tells the truth for once.", ">\n\nWho cares? I’m so over this type of stuff…we need to debate policies, attack bad policies…move on from the useless insults.", ">\n\nWe need pics", ">\n\nI doubt this is true but I love that he's using this nonsense on someone who deserves it for once.", ">\n\nDeSantis \"I cry everytime I'm in close proximity to freshly cut onions\" 🤣😙", ">\n\nI'm gonna go ahead and assume this is true, just like I'm gonna go ahead and assume it means trump cried in front of the actual billionaires in control of the GOP when he sought their endorsement.", ">\n\nCan we stop talking about trump for the ever loving fucking love of god. We’re gonna wake up to, “trump doesn’t understand oat milk.” Like fuck off. But it’s hard to stop talking about a guy who sells papers right", ">\n\nTo be fair, if I was stuck in a room with Trump I'd probably cry too.", ">\n\nThis won’t matter to the right. They don’t care. This masculinity “gotcha” will totally miss them. The only way this will ever matter is if they want to leverage against DeSantis later. As long as he is really delivering for the fascists and white supremacists, nothing will matter.", ">\n\nI'm cool with trump's lies sabotaging the republican party.", ">\n\nPeople who give a shit about stuff like this are watching politics like it’s a TV show or sporting event. \nSad.", ">\n\nWow.....when two serial liars tell a story, which one do you believe?!", ">\n\nDesantis vs Trump in primaries is going to be the most ridiculously absurd schoolyard insult fight ever.", ">\n\nTrump lies as easily as he breathes. At this point I’d be way more surprised to hear he told the truth about something", ">\n\nMore of this, please. Rot from within. MORE MORE MORE!", ">\n\nYes. I’m certain this actually happened.", ">\n\nThis one gonna get nasty", ">\n\nHaha it’s going to be fun watching these dogs pee all over eachother", ">\n\nJust another absurd claim that can’t be proven one way or the other. Not that DeSatan isn’t a monstrous liar himself.", ">\n\nI believe it", ">\n\nSo with his track record of projection...\nWhat do you think the over under on trump crying videos existing are?", ">\n\nDeSantis cry? A physical impossibility!", ">\n\nI don't doubt it. He'll do anything to get power.", ">\n\nBig strong man, tears in his eyes.", ">\n\nAs I watch as our democratic republic swirls down the toilet, my only solace is watching these two psychopaths (Trump & DeSantis) go at each other's throats for the Presidency.", ">\n\nI didn't even know DeSantis was a trucker.", ">\n\nHe means his money shot in DeSantis face got him in the eyes, causing them to water. 💦", ">\n\nIt was probably the smell", ">\n\nI choose to believe this, because it’s hilarious to picture.", ">\n\nare they really wearing the exact same outfit lmao", ">\n\nI honestly kind of believe this.", ">\n\nTrump, if you have any kind of solid evidence on these claims, you better start producing them for the press because DeSantis is kicking your ass.", ">\n\nSo what? The two of you are cut from the same dicktater cloth.", ">\n\nLet em fight!", ">\n\nVideo/pics or stfu trumpie!", ">\n\nDon't get me wrong, I dislike DeSantis just as much, but only the orange blob would make fun of someone showing feelings and use it to win internet points.", ">\n\nMust have been the smell", ">\n\nHe just couldn’t keep that card in his pocket. The premature trump played himself.", ">\n\nCan’t out bitchboy this bitchboy", ">\n\nJust this once, I’m going to assume Donald Trump is telling the truth, because fuck Ron DeSantis.", ">\n\nThe thing is, who cares if he cried? I do not like RD (lived in Florida 5 years, moved to another state in 2021, mostly because of what Florida is turning into), but even if he did cry, so what? Trump’s gender lines are so dumb and archaic: crying mad bad.", ">\n\nit doesn't matter.\nif desantis cried desantis fans will say he's human. if joe biden cried desantis fans will say he's weak.", ">\n\nDid he call him “sir” too while crying?", ">\n\nIt brings me great joy that these meatheads are eating each other alive.\nGreat, great joy.", ">\n\nDid Deathanus take it with, or without KY?", ">\n\nYes! Let’s the flames begin!", ">\n\nI CANNOT wait for the primary debates.", ">\n\nStrong guy. Never cried before in his life. Came to me with tears in his eyes asking for my endorsement. What a guy. So disloyal now.", ">\n\nI hate both of them but DeSantis isn't a scared little child. This is a guy who played college baseball - he was a stud. The last person he'd ever cry in front of is Trump that's for sure.", ">\n\nPlaying college baseball has absolutely nothing to do with this lmao.", ">\n\nIt does, it shows he's not a wimp. I hate the fucker with a passion but don't believe he cried in front of Trump. If you played baseball or football in college you'd understand (but clearly you didn't.)", ">\n\nSo when do we get the small penis insults from Trump?", ">\n\nThis is so stupid. There's no evidence but it's still gonna start yet another stage of those twos pissing match and it's hilarious", ">\n\n\"....and then Ron felt trump's massive biceps and begged him to become his personal trainer. Then Ron begged trump to teach him how to cook, make love, and buy property.\"", ">\n\nDid daddy Rump make Ronnie cry", ">\n\nThe best part? This stuff works. I don't know whether I should be impressed by Trump or sad for his supporters. A little of both, I guess.", ">\n\nLol, shit getting real.", ">\n\nTrump trying to appeal to those personality types who buy into egocentric masculinity that doesn’t include boys crying. The same kind of dudes who have to carry firearms to feel safe in society. “Tough on the outside…., repressed, depressed and angry on the inside.”", ">\n\nSomehow I believe Trump on this one.", ">\n\nRon's got 24 hours to get in the booth and buck back with a diss track", ">\n\nThe tiny hands club", ">\n\nThat Desantis wall building video with his kids is the SIMPIEST thing ive ever seen, not only by a politician, but a man. \nTalk about a little germ\nI Believe this....", ">\n\nRepublicans hate any sign of weakness", ">\n\nThis is a story about a liar lying about a liar!", ">\n\nIt's like that empire strikes back seen between Vader and the Emperor. Except two fools 🤣 Space Balls 2 here we come.", ">\n\nThis is the ultimate conservative insult. No \"real man\" would cry, let alone in front of another \"real man\".", ">\n\nKen Watanabi: “Let them fight”", ">\n\nDeSantis is a scammer, they were probably crocodile tears just to manipulate Trump", ">\n\nI'm living for the day tough guy DimSantis bends over for Dear Leader.", ">\n\nNow this is something I actually believe.", ">\n\n🎼 This is how it starrrts 🎶", ">\n\nI hope donald has a tape.", ">\n\nHe thinks he’s the godfather", ">\n\nDownvote every Trump story.", ">\n\nA statement that makes them both look terrible. GOOD", ">\n\nOoo the girls are fighting! Someone grab the popcorn!", ">\n\nDoes Trump have a fetish about crying men coming to him? The man is obsessed with crying men.", ">\n\nAnd we got a winner! Crying DeSantis!", ">\n\nAs a non-American I’m not entirely sure who DeSantis is, though I can see by the comments that he is not well liked. \nBut regardless of his politics, this feels like a weird thing to be arguing about in the news. So what if he did cry? Sometimes being passionate about something makes one cry. Maybe like some are suggesting it was faked. \nWhat’s important is, what does it tell other men when this is news and people are genuinely having this argument in the comments? Why are we still shaming people for feeling their feelings? Even people we don’t like?", ">\n\nWas that before or after the blowjob ?", ">\n\nHe needs to see what tears of laughter look like. He's probably telling Trump that he didn't need his approval to run for anything.", ">\n\nWhy do you have people attacking you from all angles, Ron? Might it be because you are an obnoxious asshole?", ">\n\nFight! Fight! Fight!", ">\n\nLol DeSadness", ">\n\nPeople can confirm this with tears in their eyes, the best people, bigly .\nCovfeve covfeve", ">\n\nDoes anyone believe him? And if not, why even report this? If Trump said the weather was sunny, I’d put on a raincoat before going out. I have no use for DeSantis, but Trump saying anything about anybody does not inform anyone in the least.", ">\n\nThe sexual tension between these two is palpable", ">\n\nAnd so the blood letting kicks into high gear.", ">\n\nLmao. This mother fucker.", ">\n\nThat would actually make Desantis in touch with his feelings and would therefore gain more approval. \nBut these are conservatives we are talking about so feelings/crying=liberal nonsense.", ">\n\nOh, how I hope they keep this up.\nI would love to see them eat themselves up from the inside.", ">\n\nHe probably had tears in his eyes from laughing so hard at trump.", ">\n\nThey both have the weirdest small hands.", ">\n\nI'm loving this childish battle between them", ">\n\nAll of these articles should just be titled “Liar lies again”", ">\n\nLet them fight!", ">\n\nOh, i thought it meant he stunk that bad… sorry…." ]

[ "Sooo, this means trump cried in front of someone when seeking endorsement? Putin?", ">\n\nExactly.", ">\n\nWell, now we know exactly who has something over him.", ">\n\nWe do, but we used to, too.", ">\n\nThanks, Mitch.", ">\n\nDonnie DOES love escalators…", ">\n\nSorry for the convenience", ">\n\nI wonder how man times he called Trump \"sir?\"", ">\n\nThis is how it went word for word.\n“Please sir, endorse me sir. How can I be as smart and as good looking as you sir? Or sir, [starts sobbing] you are so wonderful “", ">\n\nDesantis weakly salutes Dear Leader", ">\n\nThe mandatory real-fake cry claim does have Kim-Jong Il vibes.", ">\n\nRed-on-red crime is my favorite kind of crime.", ">\n\nThis one is great hecause half of their base appeal is as tough guys, so telling the nation that one of them was sobbing like a baby in front of the other is a solid move. Now Deathanus has to decide whether to just accept it and be belittled, or start to fight back and fracture the party. 10/10 can’t wait for season finale.", ">\n\nHalf of these guys wouldn’t know the difference between a hatchet and an axe and wouldn’t be able to load and shoot an AR. \nRepublicans in federal government are almost all what they would consider effeminate suburbanites.", ">\n\nIn reality yes. But we know they don’t live there. To them an obese man who wears makeup and lifted shoes while avoiding war because his feet hurt is the epitome of manly.", ">\n\nI love your username. For some reason, that line cracked up my wife and me and we say it all the time.", ">\n\nIt’s so funny how many people get the reference! Workaholics def had its fans but it was never a mainstream smash so it’s crazy how many people recognize one throwaway line from the show!\nNow get in my grapevan pls", ">\n\nCatherine Zeta Jones, she dips beneath lasers, oh oh oh", ">\n\nShe has entrapped me, and Sean Connery! OH oh OH. OH oh OHhh^hh^h", ">\n\nWhen two pieces of shit get together, there will be a whole lot of stories coming out", ">\n\nThis embarrassing DeSantis campaign ad will be played repeatedly as a hit piece. That was some insane level of bootlicking lol. For one rare moment, I think Trump is speaking the truth. DeSantis absolutely cried in front of him and maybe even got on his knees for an endorsement", ">\n\nI had to go show this to my grandma. She screams about Trump and DeSantis til her voice cracks. She said she’s never wished on anyone’s demise before them. And McConnell. The rage in her 4’11”, 74 year old body is immense.", ">\n\nSounds like you've got one righteous grandma", ">\n\nShe marched her lil ass out in January in DC to march with us during Trump’s inauguration. It was actually my 18th birthday and afterwards we stopped and had Ethiopian for the first time. Her first time trying any African food and she still talks about how much she loves it. She sat with me at a tattoo appointment and afterwards we got pizza and ice cream. I love her. She’s an amazing woman.", ">\n\n\nand afterwards we stopped and had Ethiopian\n\nColumbus Circle? Fantastic places up there", ">\n\nWish I could remember. The place was packed. My grandmother and I sat on the end of the table with the vegetarian platter (since i was vegan) so she mostly ate the veg stuff. It was amazing. There’s a good place up in Tampa (Queen of Sheba) but nowhere near as good as this place was.", ">\n\nHe's probably lying but I wouldn't be surprised if its true. Have you ever seen DeSantis in a debate or outside of his hand-picked media reporters? He's so socially awkward and unstable and has the charisma of a garden slug.", ">\n\nTrue. I have noticed him moving his jaw from side to side in nearly every news conference when someone else is at the podium. Odd.", ">\n\nHe's got some kind of behavioral issue. He was never an appealing candidate, but he's surrounded himself and insulated himself with a core group of very politically savvy extremists that are the ones propelling him forward. He's not the political \"genius\" the media paints him out to be. His handlers are but he's an empty suit being controlled by puppeteers.", ">\n\nThat is actually slightly reassuring for someone not so in the know about him, like myself.", ">\n\nIt shouldn't be though. If you start looking in to his core group of advisors and backers these are some terrifying people.", ">\n\nIn so much as it shows his limitations.", ">\n\nTrue, he has many weaknesses. But they cover for them well.", ">\n\nTrump is desperate to make his opponents look effete to distract from his needing to have his hand held as we walked down a ramp or having to grasp a glass with two small hands or needing the power of the military to help him beat Covid.", ">\n\nCovfefe", ">\n\nHamburder flu", ">\n\nPerpetrated by the radical left gang member known as the “Hamburglar”", ">\n\nRobble robble", ">\n\nLots of self-proclaimed “alpha males” are wrestling with some cognitive dissonance today.", ">\n\nThey'll figure it out after praying to their favorite NFT of the day", ">\n\nDeSantis's response is going to be \"you know what makes me cry? CRT. Please clap.\"", ">\n\nIt was Jeb Bush that said “please clap.”", ">\n\nStandard playbook. Muddy the waters to make your opponent look “just as bad or worse” than you.", ">\n\nOr at least make up enough stories so that sane people with busy lives aren’t sure anymore. It’s what they’ve done for Zelenskyy, Thunberg, and Fauci.\nThat being said I wouldn’t be surprised if Desantis cried.", ">\n\nOn the one hand, Trump claims this any time he tells a story about anyone asking him for anything. \"He came to me with tears in his eyes.\" It's a bizarre piece of rhetoric he employs at every given opportunity. I think he thinks it makes him look magnanimous while simultaneously making the other person look weak. I have doubts that anyone has expressed any emotion in front of the man for less than $50,000 any time in the past 20 years.\nOn the other hand, DeSantis has no heart, can probably cry on command, and will crawl on his hands and knees across broken glass to jerk off a syphilitic stray dog into his own mouth if it means he gets what he wants.", ">\n\nNow thats an awful image!", ">\n\nThank you, I crafted it while taking a dump.", ">\n\nHope Georgia prosecutors doesn't forget the tweet where Trump admitted to interfering in the Florida election to make sure Desantis won.", ">\n\nAnd everybody clapped.", ">\n\nI dunno, I imagine a lot of people cry when they have to interact with him.", ">\n\nDesantis...\"I've seen the pee tape, and it is the most humiliation thing I've ever seen. Donald even got some in his mouth.\"", ">\n\nIt's just DJT pissing up into his own mouth on a bed the Obama's slept on at the Kremlin", ">\n\nTo be fair, getting a close up whiff of scrambled Sudafed and BigMac diaper blowouts tends to make one’s eyes run a bit.", ">\n\nDesantis is garbage. But this story likely isn't true. Trump claims people cry in front of him all the time. Many of those people aren't even real, they are just folks he made up in his head in the moment. \n\"This big guy, some say a former marine, a lot of people are saying it, really big, tough guy, and he came to me, tears in his eyes, and he said 'Mister Trump, you saved my life,' and it's true, I did save his life, I fought next to him in Afghanistan, that's what people are saying, and you know what? Maybe they're right, maybe I did kill 100 terrorists, because I know terrorists, some of them are my friends, and I say to terrorists, stop with that terror, and you know what? They stop. No one else knows terror and anti-terror like I do, just like that marine said.\"", ">\n\nRoflcopter", ">\n\nTrump knows whatever shit he says in the media will be reported like it was fact first and have to be proven false later", ">\n\n\n\"There were tears coming down from his eyes. He said: 'If you endorse me, I'll win,'\" said Trump.\n\nlmao trump couldnt come up with something better than this?", ">\n\nSeriously lol. It has a lot of \"and then everyone clapped\" energy.", ">\n\nWow who's gonna vote for Little Crybaby Ronnie?", ">\n\nWell as hard as it is to say it, I believe Trump this time. He just left out that they cried together, holding each other in a swampy embrace. Their Depends touching each other and their tentacles creep out and conjoin so they may exchange long protein strings.", ">\n\nTrump: [proceeds to unzip pantaloons]", ">\n\n\npantaloons\n\nrich people pants", ">\n\nNo, it’s crazypants. Right there in the name: pant-of-loons.", ">\n\nSuper convincing story, just trust him it's true. He's a business man! How else can he be so rich if not being totally honest? Btw the water pressure sucks in Florida, you have to flush multiple times. Terrible, terrible leader.", ">\n\n“He said ‘Sir…’”", ">\n\nLying liars lie.", ">\n\nBigly.", ">\n\nTrump says ~~Santos~~ DeSantis cried. ~~Santos~~ DeSantis will claim that he didn't. One of these serial liars would be telling the truth. That has never happened before so the universe might just explode out of sheer surprise.\nEdit: wrong idiot", ">\n\nSantos or DeSantis?", ">\n\nTrump is such a beacon of truth and integrity. Add irony here.", ">\n\nPoor Cry Baby DeSantis", ">\n\n‘Big, strong’ men can’t stop crying around President Trump. Just ask him.", ">\n\nTrump is unbelievable. After all these years he still sounds like a hurt 8 year old.", ">\n\nIt's times like this that having no history of telling any kind of truth really doesn't work in his favor, as much as I want to believe this.", ">\n\nLike everything else Trump has said, I’m sure this is 100% true.\nHe never lies, right?", ">\n\nTo try to make a rival look bad? He'd never do that.", ">\n\nWhile calling him sir. Yawn. We get it, Donald.", ">\n\nHe is a cringe factory and totally seems like type to cry for something when he really wants it, like a big baby.", ">\n\nLol. These people suck so bad.", ">\n\nCrying is okay, folks.\nTrump and DeSantis are shit people, but crying is okay.", ">\n\nProbably.... and Donald Trump poops himself and is a traitor.", ">\n\nFact: trump lies about everything. Fact: trump denigrates his opponents. As much as I want to believe this, it’s probably bull shit.", ">\n\nThey’re both liars, but somehow I believe this.", ">\n\nAnd then DJT shit his Depends.", ">\n\nWatching the republican party implode this election cycle is going to be schadenfreude like I’ve never experienced before.", ">\n\nEverything this piece of shit ever says is a lie. So I’m going to happily report that this is definitely more bullshit from this traitor’s mouth.\nThat being said, unfortunately his base will still eat this up. Because:\n-The Traitorous Piece of Shit said it so it must be true.\n-DeathSentence cried.\n-Crying is womanly.\n-DeathSentence is a woman.\n-MAGA MAGA MAGA\nSomewhere right now a group of Qdiots are saying some spaghetti style version of the exact talking points above.", ">\n\nTrump can piss in his pants because he wears absorbent diapers. It is probably a medical condition so he should not be ashamed.", ">\n\n\"He probably didn't even cry when he was a baby, and then he said..SIR!\"", ">\n\nStormy claims trump cried when she laughed at his mushroom dick", ">\n\nI had thought DeSantis was a SEAL, and therefore unlikely to be crying. I checked Wikipedia and found out the was a lawyer for the SEALs, so different. \nThen I read that he got a Bronze Star after his Iraq tour, but then I found out that the Bronze star is typically awarded as an upgrade from a MSM in combat zones. \nSo now I'm thinking that the crying story is totes believable.", ">\n\nSo…. By using logic we come to the conclusion that he made Trump cry, amiright? 😱", ">\n\nThis asshat is so fucking predictable.", ">\n\ndo you mean Desantis crying? Or Trump lying?", ">\n\nAnd called him sir", ">\n\nNext he'll call his wife ugly", ">\n\nOr say that she has secrets about where she worked.\nOr that his dad killed JFK.", ">\n\nNeither of these fascist deserve to be president.", ">\n\nletthemfight.gif", ">\n\nLet them fight. ding ding", ">\n\nLmao, let the feasting begin.", ">\n\nThis I will believe.", ">\n\nI also heard Trump claimed that anytime DeSantis had to open a jar that was too hard to open he came over to Trump's; in tears.", ">\n\nIt's scary how with the GOP's constant appeasement of the Orange Turd, I can actually see this happening. \nIs Trump lying? Most likely. But I can still see it happening.", ">\n\nAnd he's known for his consistent honesty, so I'm sure this happened.", ">\n\nTrump seems to always endorse people who cry in front of him, only to betray him later. Not a great judge of character if you ask me.", ">\n\nLet me guess, he called him 'Sir,' too. \nBuffoon.", ">\n\nHaha, this is where they've gotten to? \"Desantis is a booger-head and cried in front of me!\"", ">\n\nIt’s going to be fascinating to watch the Republican politicians try to take on trump knowing how deranged the base is. They went along with the insanity and even leaned into it like when Ronny D built a toy wall with his kid in the commercial. They must know it’s impossible to reason with these people. I can only imagine what it will look like when the Trump crazies set their sights on destroying DeSantis.", ">\n\nPlease run as an independent. Please.\nHe's the orange kryptonite to that void of charisma hack from Florida.", ">\n\nAs is with everything Donald says \nIt is more than likely Donald cried Infront of Ronald\nHaha Ronald and Donald", ">\n\nAnyone with \"nald\" needs to be blacklisted from politics.", ">\n\nAnyone with gop, conservative or Republicansl too", ">\n\nLet them eat each other, i for one am and will be enjoying the show", ">\n\nWatching two obese men get into a dick measuring contest is rather disturbing.", ">\n\nEspecially without an electron microscope.", ">\n\nKing Ron is too evil to cry. He has ZERO empathy or compassion. I bet he wouldn’t (or didn’t) cry over his own mother dying.", ">\n\nI didn't see any after the hurricanes or the apartment collapse.", ">\n\nDonald Trump can insult DeSantis on every level and watch Ronnie boy go back to kissing Trump's ass. Just like Ted Cruz. \nThe Republican collective lacks a spine since they clearly just accept incivility and childishness as virtues.", ">\n\nPointless article", ">\n\nI hope they both destroy each other. Our country needs a better leader than these two clowns", ">\n\nBegun, the douche wars have.", ">\n\nDude this is fucking hilarious. Let the GOP burn baby burn", ">\n\n\"It was incredible. I was having lunch at Mar-A-Lago and DeSantis walks up to me with tears in his eyes. And he said. You know what he said? He said 'Mister Trump, you're amazing. Everything a man could be. If you endorse me, I'll win. I'll give you anything you want.' And you know what I said? I said 'No way Jose. I'm the big cheese.' And you know what he did? He ran away crying in his little white boots. So sad. So sad.\"", ">\n\nBelievable until he said “Mr trump”.\nIt’s always “Sir” or “Mr President” when the Cheeto relays his big strong man with tears in his eyes stories.", ">\n\nCan you imagine what Republicans are going to release against Trump when he dies and it’s safe to talk?", ">\n\nThis battle between these two would be fucking hilarious if they didn’t have a serious chance of winning.", ">\n\nWho cares what he says. Hey media, just ignore him and report when he's convicted pretty please.", ">\n\nAs weak as Trump is right now, he knows how to put the hurt on competing right-wing grifters.", ">\n\nTrump wasn't kidding when he said he hasn't changed since he was in first grade. This is the kind of thing a bully tries to tell other kids to make the picked on kid in class look bad. Except the picked on kid deserves it this time so it's hard to feel bad for any of them.", ">\n\nSure, Don. We all 100% believe that's something that happened. Thanks for the update.", ">\n\nGotta hand it to him, Trump really knows how to play to the absolute basest and lowest common denominator of humanity.", ">\n\nMAGA is completely Middle School bullshit.", ">\n\nIs trump lying?\nOr is the torture guy a cry baby?", ">\n\nSmells like 2016 again", ">\n\nHe claims everyone cries when they beg him for something. Could it be they’re just tearing up over the noxious stench emanating from his depends?", ">\n\nBoth r whinny little b!tches", ">\n\nOh I’m sure Trump has leaked a tear or two during a ketchup-smearing tantrum.", ">\n\nThe smell from Trump’s diaper was really bad at the time.", ">\n\nWhen Donny starts losing in the primary and he turns his violent goons on his opponents, that's gonna be a good time. No wonder they all want to see him in jail or dead before the time comes.", ">\n\nThis one actually tracks as being true. DeSantis is a whiner in press conferences I can only imagine what crocodile tears he pulls out while trying to gain power.", ">\n\nNext he is going to say DeSantis sucked his dick and swallowed.", ">\n\nLmao we're in for a wild ride, folks!", ">\n\nI’m sure they both cried together holding each other’s bellies", ">\n\nHonestly I doubt it happened at all, the man spews bullshit nonstop but he's now made one of his most dangerous political rivals look weak. Honestly, Ron was most likely the next to the throne of the republican party. \nRonny needs to come out swinging to appeal to the base cos the base will belief anything that liar will say. \nSo is it a republican party or a maga party is gonna be the question", ">\n\nHe came to me with tears in his eyes and said “sir”", ">\n\nLol this is gonna be good 🍿", ">\n\nI’m thrilled both are running for president. I hope they both keep going. Split the vote!!", ">\n\nRon gave Don head guaranteed", ">\n\nNot sure which of these guys is a bigger idiot", ">\n\nThe one time I want Trump to not be lying…", ">\n\nI cant wait for this lame party of GOP incel s to continue to lose, they are all absolute fucking idiots who have nothing to offer except wining and being so passive and lame and sad sack loser fucking idiots, the worst shit for America, just fucking cry baby losers. Barf.", ">\n\n“Oh sir, sir, please endorse me sir…”", ">\n\nAh, so trmp cried in front of someone when he needed their support. putin? I bet it was putin.", ">\n\nCome on, his knees were starting to hurt!", ">\n\nBut did he “beg like a dog”? The Trumpees love the most crass belittlements. Crying isn’t humiliating enough.", ">\n\n\nTrump Claims DeSantis Cried in Front of Him While Seeking Endorsement\n\nFor once I believe him", ">\n\nThey're both dicks and deserve each other.", ">\n\nBecause crying, as a sign of empathy and emotions, is a crippling wound in the mind of Donald Trump.", ">\n\nUsually, everything that comes out of Trump's mouth is bullshit, but it would not surprise me one bit if it was true.", ">\n\nYea, straight up lie.", ">\n\nCrying is not a weakness. Having said that, both of these guys can get fucked.", ">\n\nIs this even newsworthy? Who cares.", ">\n\nDid we learn nothing from vintage commercials? You gotta save Kodak moments like this to enjoy and share with others on a later date", ">\n\nWhy wouldn’t we believe you Mr Trump, oh that’s right you lie and you hate DeSantis.", ">\n\n\nBig man, strong man, comes up to me - tears in his eyes - he says \"Sir...\"\n\n-", ">\n\nWell, I gotta say, I absolutely believe him . . . and I REALLY bet it looked just like John Turturro begging for his life in Miller's Crossing. \"I'm just a grifter, Trumpy! I'm a nobody!\"", ">\n\nOh man, this is going to get real entertaining if DeSantis starts swinging back. I hope he does, and doe snot just roll over thinking \"it's fine, I'll run in 2028\".\nHe must be aware that, if Trump somehow won in 2024, the country would once again go blue after 4 more years of Trump. The last time he won is poisoned the next 3 elections for republicans. So, DeSantis would have a much worse chance of winning if he waited until 2028. Especially after Trump inevitably attempts to change the rules to allow him to run for a 3rd term.\nThe Conservative subreddit was pretty much ready to ditch Trump after the midterms. They've cooled a bit on that now, and are not paying much attention to these little jabs. But seeing them tear themselves in half when the gloves come off between Trump and DeSantis would really be some quality entertainment.", ">\n\nWhatever you think about his popularity with the broader electorate I wouldn't want to see Trump win even the Republican nomination. If he gets his hands on the levers of power and he knows that constitutionally he is ineligible for another term then he will do everything and anything to retain his grip on power. His last term ended with rednecks shitting in the halls of Congress. Let's not flirt with the idea that letting him win the nomination is good for Democrats. That's some 2016 thinking", ">\n\nWhatever. According to Trump everybody who comes up to talk to him as tears in their eyes. I imagine they're just crying cuz they're too close to God damn Donald Trump.", ">\n\nTrump tells the truth for once.", ">\n\nWho cares? I’m so over this type of stuff…we need to debate policies, attack bad policies…move on from the useless insults.", ">\n\nWe need pics", ">\n\nI doubt this is true but I love that he's using this nonsense on someone who deserves it for once.", ">\n\nDeSantis \"I cry everytime I'm in close proximity to freshly cut onions\" 🤣😙", ">\n\nI'm gonna go ahead and assume this is true, just like I'm gonna go ahead and assume it means trump cried in front of the actual billionaires in control of the GOP when he sought their endorsement.", ">\n\nCan we stop talking about trump for the ever loving fucking love of god. We’re gonna wake up to, “trump doesn’t understand oat milk.” Like fuck off. But it’s hard to stop talking about a guy who sells papers right", ">\n\nTo be fair, if I was stuck in a room with Trump I'd probably cry too.", ">\n\nThis won’t matter to the right. They don’t care. This masculinity “gotcha” will totally miss them. The only way this will ever matter is if they want to leverage against DeSantis later. As long as he is really delivering for the fascists and white supremacists, nothing will matter.", ">\n\nI'm cool with trump's lies sabotaging the republican party.", ">\n\nPeople who give a shit about stuff like this are watching politics like it’s a TV show or sporting event. \nSad.", ">\n\nWow.....when two serial liars tell a story, which one do you believe?!", ">\n\nDesantis vs Trump in primaries is going to be the most ridiculously absurd schoolyard insult fight ever.", ">\n\nTrump lies as easily as he breathes. At this point I’d be way more surprised to hear he told the truth about something", ">\n\nMore of this, please. Rot from within. MORE MORE MORE!", ">\n\nYes. I’m certain this actually happened.", ">\n\nThis one gonna get nasty", ">\n\nHaha it’s going to be fun watching these dogs pee all over eachother", ">\n\nJust another absurd claim that can’t be proven one way or the other. Not that DeSatan isn’t a monstrous liar himself.", ">\n\nI believe it", ">\n\nSo with his track record of projection...\nWhat do you think the over under on trump crying videos existing are?", ">\n\nDeSantis cry? A physical impossibility!", ">\n\nI don't doubt it. He'll do anything to get power.", ">\n\nBig strong man, tears in his eyes.", ">\n\nAs I watch as our democratic republic swirls down the toilet, my only solace is watching these two psychopaths (Trump & DeSantis) go at each other's throats for the Presidency.", ">\n\nI didn't even know DeSantis was a trucker.", ">\n\nHe means his money shot in DeSantis face got him in the eyes, causing them to water. 💦", ">\n\nIt was probably the smell", ">\n\nI choose to believe this, because it’s hilarious to picture.", ">\n\nare they really wearing the exact same outfit lmao", ">\n\nI honestly kind of believe this.", ">\n\nTrump, if you have any kind of solid evidence on these claims, you better start producing them for the press because DeSantis is kicking your ass.", ">\n\nSo what? The two of you are cut from the same dicktater cloth.", ">\n\nLet em fight!", ">\n\nVideo/pics or stfu trumpie!", ">\n\nDon't get me wrong, I dislike DeSantis just as much, but only the orange blob would make fun of someone showing feelings and use it to win internet points.", ">\n\nMust have been the smell", ">\n\nHe just couldn’t keep that card in his pocket. The premature trump played himself.", ">\n\nCan’t out bitchboy this bitchboy", ">\n\nJust this once, I’m going to assume Donald Trump is telling the truth, because fuck Ron DeSantis.", ">\n\nThe thing is, who cares if he cried? I do not like RD (lived in Florida 5 years, moved to another state in 2021, mostly because of what Florida is turning into), but even if he did cry, so what? Trump’s gender lines are so dumb and archaic: crying mad bad.", ">\n\nit doesn't matter.\nif desantis cried desantis fans will say he's human. if joe biden cried desantis fans will say he's weak.", ">\n\nDid he call him “sir” too while crying?", ">\n\nIt brings me great joy that these meatheads are eating each other alive.\nGreat, great joy.", ">\n\nDid Deathanus take it with, or without KY?", ">\n\nYes! Let’s the flames begin!", ">\n\nI CANNOT wait for the primary debates.", ">\n\nStrong guy. Never cried before in his life. Came to me with tears in his eyes asking for my endorsement. What a guy. So disloyal now.", ">\n\nI hate both of them but DeSantis isn't a scared little child. This is a guy who played college baseball - he was a stud. The last person he'd ever cry in front of is Trump that's for sure.", ">\n\nPlaying college baseball has absolutely nothing to do with this lmao.", ">\n\nIt does, it shows he's not a wimp. I hate the fucker with a passion but don't believe he cried in front of Trump. If you played baseball or football in college you'd understand (but clearly you didn't.)", ">\n\nSo when do we get the small penis insults from Trump?", ">\n\nThis is so stupid. There's no evidence but it's still gonna start yet another stage of those twos pissing match and it's hilarious", ">\n\n\"....and then Ron felt trump's massive biceps and begged him to become his personal trainer. Then Ron begged trump to teach him how to cook, make love, and buy property.\"", ">\n\nDid daddy Rump make Ronnie cry", ">\n\nThe best part? This stuff works. I don't know whether I should be impressed by Trump or sad for his supporters. A little of both, I guess.", ">\n\nLol, shit getting real.", ">\n\nTrump trying to appeal to those personality types who buy into egocentric masculinity that doesn’t include boys crying. The same kind of dudes who have to carry firearms to feel safe in society. “Tough on the outside…., repressed, depressed and angry on the inside.”", ">\n\nSomehow I believe Trump on this one.", ">\n\nRon's got 24 hours to get in the booth and buck back with a diss track", ">\n\nThe tiny hands club", ">\n\nThat Desantis wall building video with his kids is the SIMPIEST thing ive ever seen, not only by a politician, but a man. \nTalk about a little germ\nI Believe this....", ">\n\nRepublicans hate any sign of weakness", ">\n\nThis is a story about a liar lying about a liar!", ">\n\nIt's like that empire strikes back seen between Vader and the Emperor. Except two fools 🤣 Space Balls 2 here we come.", ">\n\nThis is the ultimate conservative insult. No \"real man\" would cry, let alone in front of another \"real man\".", ">\n\nKen Watanabi: “Let them fight”", ">\n\nDeSantis is a scammer, they were probably crocodile tears just to manipulate Trump", ">\n\nI'm living for the day tough guy DimSantis bends over for Dear Leader.", ">\n\nNow this is something I actually believe.", ">\n\n🎼 This is how it starrrts 🎶", ">\n\nI hope donald has a tape.", ">\n\nHe thinks he’s the godfather", ">\n\nDownvote every Trump story.", ">\n\nA statement that makes them both look terrible. GOOD", ">\n\nOoo the girls are fighting! Someone grab the popcorn!", ">\n\nDoes Trump have a fetish about crying men coming to him? The man is obsessed with crying men.", ">\n\nAnd we got a winner! Crying DeSantis!", ">\n\nAs a non-American I’m not entirely sure who DeSantis is, though I can see by the comments that he is not well liked. \nBut regardless of his politics, this feels like a weird thing to be arguing about in the news. So what if he did cry? Sometimes being passionate about something makes one cry. Maybe like some are suggesting it was faked. \nWhat’s important is, what does it tell other men when this is news and people are genuinely having this argument in the comments? Why are we still shaming people for feeling their feelings? Even people we don’t like?", ">\n\nWas that before or after the blowjob ?", ">\n\nHe needs to see what tears of laughter look like. He's probably telling Trump that he didn't need his approval to run for anything.", ">\n\nWhy do you have people attacking you from all angles, Ron? Might it be because you are an obnoxious asshole?", ">\n\nFight! Fight! Fight!", ">\n\nLol DeSadness", ">\n\nPeople can confirm this with tears in their eyes, the best people, bigly .\nCovfeve covfeve", ">\n\nDoes anyone believe him? And if not, why even report this? If Trump said the weather was sunny, I’d put on a raincoat before going out. I have no use for DeSantis, but Trump saying anything about anybody does not inform anyone in the least.", ">\n\nThe sexual tension between these two is palpable", ">\n\nAnd so the blood letting kicks into high gear.", ">\n\nLmao. This mother fucker.", ">\n\nThat would actually make Desantis in touch with his feelings and would therefore gain more approval. \nBut these are conservatives we are talking about so feelings/crying=liberal nonsense.", ">\n\nOh, how I hope they keep this up.\nI would love to see them eat themselves up from the inside.", ">\n\nHe probably had tears in his eyes from laughing so hard at trump.", ">\n\nThey both have the weirdest small hands.", ">\n\nI'm loving this childish battle between them", ">\n\nAll of these articles should just be titled “Liar lies again”", ">\n\nLet them fight!", ">\n\nOh, i thought it meant he stunk that bad… sorry….", ">\n\nInsert Shang Tzu \"it has begun\" gif here." ]

[ "Sooo, this means trump cried in front of someone when seeking endorsement? Putin?", ">\n\nExactly.", ">\n\nWell, now we know exactly who has something over him.", ">\n\nWe do, but we used to, too.", ">\n\nThanks, Mitch.", ">\n\nDonnie DOES love escalators…", ">\n\nSorry for the convenience", ">\n\nI wonder how man times he called Trump \"sir?\"", ">\n\nThis is how it went word for word.\n“Please sir, endorse me sir. How can I be as smart and as good looking as you sir? Or sir, [starts sobbing] you are so wonderful “", ">\n\nDesantis weakly salutes Dear Leader", ">\n\nThe mandatory real-fake cry claim does have Kim-Jong Il vibes.", ">\n\nRed-on-red crime is my favorite kind of crime.", ">\n\nThis one is great hecause half of their base appeal is as tough guys, so telling the nation that one of them was sobbing like a baby in front of the other is a solid move. Now Deathanus has to decide whether to just accept it and be belittled, or start to fight back and fracture the party. 10/10 can’t wait for season finale.", ">\n\nHalf of these guys wouldn’t know the difference between a hatchet and an axe and wouldn’t be able to load and shoot an AR. \nRepublicans in federal government are almost all what they would consider effeminate suburbanites.", ">\n\nIn reality yes. But we know they don’t live there. To them an obese man who wears makeup and lifted shoes while avoiding war because his feet hurt is the epitome of manly.", ">\n\nI love your username. For some reason, that line cracked up my wife and me and we say it all the time.", ">\n\nIt’s so funny how many people get the reference! Workaholics def had its fans but it was never a mainstream smash so it’s crazy how many people recognize one throwaway line from the show!\nNow get in my grapevan pls", ">\n\nCatherine Zeta Jones, she dips beneath lasers, oh oh oh", ">\n\nShe has entrapped me, and Sean Connery! OH oh OH. OH oh OHhh^hh^h", ">\n\nWhen two pieces of shit get together, there will be a whole lot of stories coming out", ">\n\nThis embarrassing DeSantis campaign ad will be played repeatedly as a hit piece. That was some insane level of bootlicking lol. For one rare moment, I think Trump is speaking the truth. DeSantis absolutely cried in front of him and maybe even got on his knees for an endorsement", ">\n\nI had to go show this to my grandma. She screams about Trump and DeSantis til her voice cracks. She said she’s never wished on anyone’s demise before them. And McConnell. The rage in her 4’11”, 74 year old body is immense.", ">\n\nSounds like you've got one righteous grandma", ">\n\nShe marched her lil ass out in January in DC to march with us during Trump’s inauguration. It was actually my 18th birthday and afterwards we stopped and had Ethiopian for the first time. Her first time trying any African food and she still talks about how much she loves it. She sat with me at a tattoo appointment and afterwards we got pizza and ice cream. I love her. She’s an amazing woman.", ">\n\n\nand afterwards we stopped and had Ethiopian\n\nColumbus Circle? Fantastic places up there", ">\n\nWish I could remember. The place was packed. My grandmother and I sat on the end of the table with the vegetarian platter (since i was vegan) so she mostly ate the veg stuff. It was amazing. There’s a good place up in Tampa (Queen of Sheba) but nowhere near as good as this place was.", ">\n\nHe's probably lying but I wouldn't be surprised if its true. Have you ever seen DeSantis in a debate or outside of his hand-picked media reporters? He's so socially awkward and unstable and has the charisma of a garden slug.", ">\n\nTrue. I have noticed him moving his jaw from side to side in nearly every news conference when someone else is at the podium. Odd.", ">\n\nHe's got some kind of behavioral issue. He was never an appealing candidate, but he's surrounded himself and insulated himself with a core group of very politically savvy extremists that are the ones propelling him forward. He's not the political \"genius\" the media paints him out to be. His handlers are but he's an empty suit being controlled by puppeteers.", ">\n\nThat is actually slightly reassuring for someone not so in the know about him, like myself.", ">\n\nIt shouldn't be though. If you start looking in to his core group of advisors and backers these are some terrifying people.", ">\n\nIn so much as it shows his limitations.", ">\n\nTrue, he has many weaknesses. But they cover for them well.", ">\n\nTrump is desperate to make his opponents look effete to distract from his needing to have his hand held as we walked down a ramp or having to grasp a glass with two small hands or needing the power of the military to help him beat Covid.", ">\n\nCovfefe", ">\n\nHamburder flu", ">\n\nPerpetrated by the radical left gang member known as the “Hamburglar”", ">\n\nRobble robble", ">\n\nLots of self-proclaimed “alpha males” are wrestling with some cognitive dissonance today.", ">\n\nThey'll figure it out after praying to their favorite NFT of the day", ">\n\nDeSantis's response is going to be \"you know what makes me cry? CRT. Please clap.\"", ">\n\nIt was Jeb Bush that said “please clap.”", ">\n\nStandard playbook. Muddy the waters to make your opponent look “just as bad or worse” than you.", ">\n\nOr at least make up enough stories so that sane people with busy lives aren’t sure anymore. It’s what they’ve done for Zelenskyy, Thunberg, and Fauci.\nThat being said I wouldn’t be surprised if Desantis cried.", ">\n\nOn the one hand, Trump claims this any time he tells a story about anyone asking him for anything. \"He came to me with tears in his eyes.\" It's a bizarre piece of rhetoric he employs at every given opportunity. I think he thinks it makes him look magnanimous while simultaneously making the other person look weak. I have doubts that anyone has expressed any emotion in front of the man for less than $50,000 any time in the past 20 years.\nOn the other hand, DeSantis has no heart, can probably cry on command, and will crawl on his hands and knees across broken glass to jerk off a syphilitic stray dog into his own mouth if it means he gets what he wants.", ">\n\nNow thats an awful image!", ">\n\nThank you, I crafted it while taking a dump.", ">\n\nHope Georgia prosecutors doesn't forget the tweet where Trump admitted to interfering in the Florida election to make sure Desantis won.", ">\n\nAnd everybody clapped.", ">\n\nI dunno, I imagine a lot of people cry when they have to interact with him.", ">\n\nDesantis...\"I've seen the pee tape, and it is the most humiliation thing I've ever seen. Donald even got some in his mouth.\"", ">\n\nIt's just DJT pissing up into his own mouth on a bed the Obama's slept on at the Kremlin", ">\n\nTo be fair, getting a close up whiff of scrambled Sudafed and BigMac diaper blowouts tends to make one’s eyes run a bit.", ">\n\nDesantis is garbage. But this story likely isn't true. Trump claims people cry in front of him all the time. Many of those people aren't even real, they are just folks he made up in his head in the moment. \n\"This big guy, some say a former marine, a lot of people are saying it, really big, tough guy, and he came to me, tears in his eyes, and he said 'Mister Trump, you saved my life,' and it's true, I did save his life, I fought next to him in Afghanistan, that's what people are saying, and you know what? Maybe they're right, maybe I did kill 100 terrorists, because I know terrorists, some of them are my friends, and I say to terrorists, stop with that terror, and you know what? They stop. No one else knows terror and anti-terror like I do, just like that marine said.\"", ">\n\nRoflcopter", ">\n\nTrump knows whatever shit he says in the media will be reported like it was fact first and have to be proven false later", ">\n\n\n\"There were tears coming down from his eyes. He said: 'If you endorse me, I'll win,'\" said Trump.\n\nlmao trump couldnt come up with something better than this?", ">\n\nSeriously lol. It has a lot of \"and then everyone clapped\" energy.", ">\n\nWow who's gonna vote for Little Crybaby Ronnie?", ">\n\nWell as hard as it is to say it, I believe Trump this time. He just left out that they cried together, holding each other in a swampy embrace. Their Depends touching each other and their tentacles creep out and conjoin so they may exchange long protein strings.", ">\n\nTrump: [proceeds to unzip pantaloons]", ">\n\n\npantaloons\n\nrich people pants", ">\n\nNo, it’s crazypants. Right there in the name: pant-of-loons.", ">\n\nSuper convincing story, just trust him it's true. He's a business man! How else can he be so rich if not being totally honest? Btw the water pressure sucks in Florida, you have to flush multiple times. Terrible, terrible leader.", ">\n\n“He said ‘Sir…’”", ">\n\nLying liars lie.", ">\n\nBigly.", ">\n\nTrump says ~~Santos~~ DeSantis cried. ~~Santos~~ DeSantis will claim that he didn't. One of these serial liars would be telling the truth. That has never happened before so the universe might just explode out of sheer surprise.\nEdit: wrong idiot", ">\n\nSantos or DeSantis?", ">\n\nTrump is such a beacon of truth and integrity. Add irony here.", ">\n\nPoor Cry Baby DeSantis", ">\n\n‘Big, strong’ men can’t stop crying around President Trump. Just ask him.", ">\n\nTrump is unbelievable. After all these years he still sounds like a hurt 8 year old.", ">\n\nIt's times like this that having no history of telling any kind of truth really doesn't work in his favor, as much as I want to believe this.", ">\n\nLike everything else Trump has said, I’m sure this is 100% true.\nHe never lies, right?", ">\n\nTo try to make a rival look bad? He'd never do that.", ">\n\nWhile calling him sir. Yawn. We get it, Donald.", ">\n\nHe is a cringe factory and totally seems like type to cry for something when he really wants it, like a big baby.", ">\n\nLol. These people suck so bad.", ">\n\nCrying is okay, folks.\nTrump and DeSantis are shit people, but crying is okay.", ">\n\nProbably.... and Donald Trump poops himself and is a traitor.", ">\n\nFact: trump lies about everything. Fact: trump denigrates his opponents. As much as I want to believe this, it’s probably bull shit.", ">\n\nThey’re both liars, but somehow I believe this.", ">\n\nAnd then DJT shit his Depends.", ">\n\nWatching the republican party implode this election cycle is going to be schadenfreude like I’ve never experienced before.", ">\n\nEverything this piece of shit ever says is a lie. So I’m going to happily report that this is definitely more bullshit from this traitor’s mouth.\nThat being said, unfortunately his base will still eat this up. Because:\n-The Traitorous Piece of Shit said it so it must be true.\n-DeathSentence cried.\n-Crying is womanly.\n-DeathSentence is a woman.\n-MAGA MAGA MAGA\nSomewhere right now a group of Qdiots are saying some spaghetti style version of the exact talking points above.", ">\n\nTrump can piss in his pants because he wears absorbent diapers. It is probably a medical condition so he should not be ashamed.", ">\n\n\"He probably didn't even cry when he was a baby, and then he said..SIR!\"", ">\n\nStormy claims trump cried when she laughed at his mushroom dick", ">\n\nI had thought DeSantis was a SEAL, and therefore unlikely to be crying. I checked Wikipedia and found out the was a lawyer for the SEALs, so different. \nThen I read that he got a Bronze Star after his Iraq tour, but then I found out that the Bronze star is typically awarded as an upgrade from a MSM in combat zones. \nSo now I'm thinking that the crying story is totes believable.", ">\n\nSo…. By using logic we come to the conclusion that he made Trump cry, amiright? 😱", ">\n\nThis asshat is so fucking predictable.", ">\n\ndo you mean Desantis crying? Or Trump lying?", ">\n\nAnd called him sir", ">\n\nNext he'll call his wife ugly", ">\n\nOr say that she has secrets about where she worked.\nOr that his dad killed JFK.", ">\n\nNeither of these fascist deserve to be president.", ">\n\nletthemfight.gif", ">\n\nLet them fight. ding ding", ">\n\nLmao, let the feasting begin.", ">\n\nThis I will believe.", ">\n\nI also heard Trump claimed that anytime DeSantis had to open a jar that was too hard to open he came over to Trump's; in tears.", ">\n\nIt's scary how with the GOP's constant appeasement of the Orange Turd, I can actually see this happening. \nIs Trump lying? Most likely. But I can still see it happening.", ">\n\nAnd he's known for his consistent honesty, so I'm sure this happened.", ">\n\nTrump seems to always endorse people who cry in front of him, only to betray him later. Not a great judge of character if you ask me.", ">\n\nLet me guess, he called him 'Sir,' too. \nBuffoon.", ">\n\nHaha, this is where they've gotten to? \"Desantis is a booger-head and cried in front of me!\"", ">\n\nIt’s going to be fascinating to watch the Republican politicians try to take on trump knowing how deranged the base is. They went along with the insanity and even leaned into it like when Ronny D built a toy wall with his kid in the commercial. They must know it’s impossible to reason with these people. I can only imagine what it will look like when the Trump crazies set their sights on destroying DeSantis.", ">\n\nPlease run as an independent. Please.\nHe's the orange kryptonite to that void of charisma hack from Florida.", ">\n\nAs is with everything Donald says \nIt is more than likely Donald cried Infront of Ronald\nHaha Ronald and Donald", ">\n\nAnyone with \"nald\" needs to be blacklisted from politics.", ">\n\nAnyone with gop, conservative or Republicansl too", ">\n\nLet them eat each other, i for one am and will be enjoying the show", ">\n\nWatching two obese men get into a dick measuring contest is rather disturbing.", ">\n\nEspecially without an electron microscope.", ">\n\nKing Ron is too evil to cry. He has ZERO empathy or compassion. I bet he wouldn’t (or didn’t) cry over his own mother dying.", ">\n\nI didn't see any after the hurricanes or the apartment collapse.", ">\n\nDonald Trump can insult DeSantis on every level and watch Ronnie boy go back to kissing Trump's ass. Just like Ted Cruz. \nThe Republican collective lacks a spine since they clearly just accept incivility and childishness as virtues.", ">\n\nPointless article", ">\n\nI hope they both destroy each other. Our country needs a better leader than these two clowns", ">\n\nBegun, the douche wars have.", ">\n\nDude this is fucking hilarious. Let the GOP burn baby burn", ">\n\n\"It was incredible. I was having lunch at Mar-A-Lago and DeSantis walks up to me with tears in his eyes. And he said. You know what he said? He said 'Mister Trump, you're amazing. Everything a man could be. If you endorse me, I'll win. I'll give you anything you want.' And you know what I said? I said 'No way Jose. I'm the big cheese.' And you know what he did? He ran away crying in his little white boots. So sad. So sad.\"", ">\n\nBelievable until he said “Mr trump”.\nIt’s always “Sir” or “Mr President” when the Cheeto relays his big strong man with tears in his eyes stories.", ">\n\nCan you imagine what Republicans are going to release against Trump when he dies and it’s safe to talk?", ">\n\nThis battle between these two would be fucking hilarious if they didn’t have a serious chance of winning.", ">\n\nWho cares what he says. Hey media, just ignore him and report when he's convicted pretty please.", ">\n\nAs weak as Trump is right now, he knows how to put the hurt on competing right-wing grifters.", ">\n\nTrump wasn't kidding when he said he hasn't changed since he was in first grade. This is the kind of thing a bully tries to tell other kids to make the picked on kid in class look bad. Except the picked on kid deserves it this time so it's hard to feel bad for any of them.", ">\n\nSure, Don. We all 100% believe that's something that happened. Thanks for the update.", ">\n\nGotta hand it to him, Trump really knows how to play to the absolute basest and lowest common denominator of humanity.", ">\n\nMAGA is completely Middle School bullshit.", ">\n\nIs trump lying?\nOr is the torture guy a cry baby?", ">\n\nSmells like 2016 again", ">\n\nHe claims everyone cries when they beg him for something. Could it be they’re just tearing up over the noxious stench emanating from his depends?", ">\n\nBoth r whinny little b!tches", ">\n\nOh I’m sure Trump has leaked a tear or two during a ketchup-smearing tantrum.", ">\n\nThe smell from Trump’s diaper was really bad at the time.", ">\n\nWhen Donny starts losing in the primary and he turns his violent goons on his opponents, that's gonna be a good time. No wonder they all want to see him in jail or dead before the time comes.", ">\n\nThis one actually tracks as being true. DeSantis is a whiner in press conferences I can only imagine what crocodile tears he pulls out while trying to gain power.", ">\n\nNext he is going to say DeSantis sucked his dick and swallowed.", ">\n\nLmao we're in for a wild ride, folks!", ">\n\nI’m sure they both cried together holding each other’s bellies", ">\n\nHonestly I doubt it happened at all, the man spews bullshit nonstop but he's now made one of his most dangerous political rivals look weak. Honestly, Ron was most likely the next to the throne of the republican party. \nRonny needs to come out swinging to appeal to the base cos the base will belief anything that liar will say. \nSo is it a republican party or a maga party is gonna be the question", ">\n\nHe came to me with tears in his eyes and said “sir”", ">\n\nLol this is gonna be good 🍿", ">\n\nI’m thrilled both are running for president. I hope they both keep going. Split the vote!!", ">\n\nRon gave Don head guaranteed", ">\n\nNot sure which of these guys is a bigger idiot", ">\n\nThe one time I want Trump to not be lying…", ">\n\nI cant wait for this lame party of GOP incel s to continue to lose, they are all absolute fucking idiots who have nothing to offer except wining and being so passive and lame and sad sack loser fucking idiots, the worst shit for America, just fucking cry baby losers. Barf.", ">\n\n“Oh sir, sir, please endorse me sir…”", ">\n\nAh, so trmp cried in front of someone when he needed their support. putin? I bet it was putin.", ">\n\nCome on, his knees were starting to hurt!", ">\n\nBut did he “beg like a dog”? The Trumpees love the most crass belittlements. Crying isn’t humiliating enough.", ">\n\n\nTrump Claims DeSantis Cried in Front of Him While Seeking Endorsement\n\nFor once I believe him", ">\n\nThey're both dicks and deserve each other.", ">\n\nBecause crying, as a sign of empathy and emotions, is a crippling wound in the mind of Donald Trump.", ">\n\nUsually, everything that comes out of Trump's mouth is bullshit, but it would not surprise me one bit if it was true.", ">\n\nYea, straight up lie.", ">\n\nCrying is not a weakness. Having said that, both of these guys can get fucked.", ">\n\nIs this even newsworthy? Who cares.", ">\n\nDid we learn nothing from vintage commercials? You gotta save Kodak moments like this to enjoy and share with others on a later date", ">\n\nWhy wouldn’t we believe you Mr Trump, oh that’s right you lie and you hate DeSantis.", ">\n\n\nBig man, strong man, comes up to me - tears in his eyes - he says \"Sir...\"\n\n-", ">\n\nWell, I gotta say, I absolutely believe him . . . and I REALLY bet it looked just like John Turturro begging for his life in Miller's Crossing. \"I'm just a grifter, Trumpy! I'm a nobody!\"", ">\n\nOh man, this is going to get real entertaining if DeSantis starts swinging back. I hope he does, and doe snot just roll over thinking \"it's fine, I'll run in 2028\".\nHe must be aware that, if Trump somehow won in 2024, the country would once again go blue after 4 more years of Trump. The last time he won is poisoned the next 3 elections for republicans. So, DeSantis would have a much worse chance of winning if he waited until 2028. Especially after Trump inevitably attempts to change the rules to allow him to run for a 3rd term.\nThe Conservative subreddit was pretty much ready to ditch Trump after the midterms. They've cooled a bit on that now, and are not paying much attention to these little jabs. But seeing them tear themselves in half when the gloves come off between Trump and DeSantis would really be some quality entertainment.", ">\n\nWhatever you think about his popularity with the broader electorate I wouldn't want to see Trump win even the Republican nomination. If he gets his hands on the levers of power and he knows that constitutionally he is ineligible for another term then he will do everything and anything to retain his grip on power. His last term ended with rednecks shitting in the halls of Congress. Let's not flirt with the idea that letting him win the nomination is good for Democrats. That's some 2016 thinking", ">\n\nWhatever. According to Trump everybody who comes up to talk to him as tears in their eyes. I imagine they're just crying cuz they're too close to God damn Donald Trump.", ">\n\nTrump tells the truth for once.", ">\n\nWho cares? I’m so over this type of stuff…we need to debate policies, attack bad policies…move on from the useless insults.", ">\n\nWe need pics", ">\n\nI doubt this is true but I love that he's using this nonsense on someone who deserves it for once.", ">\n\nDeSantis \"I cry everytime I'm in close proximity to freshly cut onions\" 🤣😙", ">\n\nI'm gonna go ahead and assume this is true, just like I'm gonna go ahead and assume it means trump cried in front of the actual billionaires in control of the GOP when he sought their endorsement.", ">\n\nCan we stop talking about trump for the ever loving fucking love of god. We’re gonna wake up to, “trump doesn’t understand oat milk.” Like fuck off. But it’s hard to stop talking about a guy who sells papers right", ">\n\nTo be fair, if I was stuck in a room with Trump I'd probably cry too.", ">\n\nThis won’t matter to the right. They don’t care. This masculinity “gotcha” will totally miss them. The only way this will ever matter is if they want to leverage against DeSantis later. As long as he is really delivering for the fascists and white supremacists, nothing will matter.", ">\n\nI'm cool with trump's lies sabotaging the republican party.", ">\n\nPeople who give a shit about stuff like this are watching politics like it’s a TV show or sporting event. \nSad.", ">\n\nWow.....when two serial liars tell a story, which one do you believe?!", ">\n\nDesantis vs Trump in primaries is going to be the most ridiculously absurd schoolyard insult fight ever.", ">\n\nTrump lies as easily as he breathes. At this point I’d be way more surprised to hear he told the truth about something", ">\n\nMore of this, please. Rot from within. MORE MORE MORE!", ">\n\nYes. I’m certain this actually happened.", ">\n\nThis one gonna get nasty", ">\n\nHaha it’s going to be fun watching these dogs pee all over eachother", ">\n\nJust another absurd claim that can’t be proven one way or the other. Not that DeSatan isn’t a monstrous liar himself.", ">\n\nI believe it", ">\n\nSo with his track record of projection...\nWhat do you think the over under on trump crying videos existing are?", ">\n\nDeSantis cry? A physical impossibility!", ">\n\nI don't doubt it. He'll do anything to get power.", ">\n\nBig strong man, tears in his eyes.", ">\n\nAs I watch as our democratic republic swirls down the toilet, my only solace is watching these two psychopaths (Trump & DeSantis) go at each other's throats for the Presidency.", ">\n\nI didn't even know DeSantis was a trucker.", ">\n\nHe means his money shot in DeSantis face got him in the eyes, causing them to water. 💦", ">\n\nIt was probably the smell", ">\n\nI choose to believe this, because it’s hilarious to picture.", ">\n\nare they really wearing the exact same outfit lmao", ">\n\nI honestly kind of believe this.", ">\n\nTrump, if you have any kind of solid evidence on these claims, you better start producing them for the press because DeSantis is kicking your ass.", ">\n\nSo what? The two of you are cut from the same dicktater cloth.", ">\n\nLet em fight!", ">\n\nVideo/pics or stfu trumpie!", ">\n\nDon't get me wrong, I dislike DeSantis just as much, but only the orange blob would make fun of someone showing feelings and use it to win internet points.", ">\n\nMust have been the smell", ">\n\nHe just couldn’t keep that card in his pocket. The premature trump played himself.", ">\n\nCan’t out bitchboy this bitchboy", ">\n\nJust this once, I’m going to assume Donald Trump is telling the truth, because fuck Ron DeSantis.", ">\n\nThe thing is, who cares if he cried? I do not like RD (lived in Florida 5 years, moved to another state in 2021, mostly because of what Florida is turning into), but even if he did cry, so what? Trump’s gender lines are so dumb and archaic: crying mad bad.", ">\n\nit doesn't matter.\nif desantis cried desantis fans will say he's human. if joe biden cried desantis fans will say he's weak.", ">\n\nDid he call him “sir” too while crying?", ">\n\nIt brings me great joy that these meatheads are eating each other alive.\nGreat, great joy.", ">\n\nDid Deathanus take it with, or without KY?", ">\n\nYes! Let’s the flames begin!", ">\n\nI CANNOT wait for the primary debates.", ">\n\nStrong guy. Never cried before in his life. Came to me with tears in his eyes asking for my endorsement. What a guy. So disloyal now.", ">\n\nI hate both of them but DeSantis isn't a scared little child. This is a guy who played college baseball - he was a stud. The last person he'd ever cry in front of is Trump that's for sure.", ">\n\nPlaying college baseball has absolutely nothing to do with this lmao.", ">\n\nIt does, it shows he's not a wimp. I hate the fucker with a passion but don't believe he cried in front of Trump. If you played baseball or football in college you'd understand (but clearly you didn't.)", ">\n\nSo when do we get the small penis insults from Trump?", ">\n\nThis is so stupid. There's no evidence but it's still gonna start yet another stage of those twos pissing match and it's hilarious", ">\n\n\"....and then Ron felt trump's massive biceps and begged him to become his personal trainer. Then Ron begged trump to teach him how to cook, make love, and buy property.\"", ">\n\nDid daddy Rump make Ronnie cry", ">\n\nThe best part? This stuff works. I don't know whether I should be impressed by Trump or sad for his supporters. A little of both, I guess.", ">\n\nLol, shit getting real.", ">\n\nTrump trying to appeal to those personality types who buy into egocentric masculinity that doesn’t include boys crying. The same kind of dudes who have to carry firearms to feel safe in society. “Tough on the outside…., repressed, depressed and angry on the inside.”", ">\n\nSomehow I believe Trump on this one.", ">\n\nRon's got 24 hours to get in the booth and buck back with a diss track", ">\n\nThe tiny hands club", ">\n\nThat Desantis wall building video with his kids is the SIMPIEST thing ive ever seen, not only by a politician, but a man. \nTalk about a little germ\nI Believe this....", ">\n\nRepublicans hate any sign of weakness", ">\n\nThis is a story about a liar lying about a liar!", ">\n\nIt's like that empire strikes back seen between Vader and the Emperor. Except two fools 🤣 Space Balls 2 here we come.", ">\n\nThis is the ultimate conservative insult. No \"real man\" would cry, let alone in front of another \"real man\".", ">\n\nKen Watanabi: “Let them fight”", ">\n\nDeSantis is a scammer, they were probably crocodile tears just to manipulate Trump", ">\n\nI'm living for the day tough guy DimSantis bends over for Dear Leader.", ">\n\nNow this is something I actually believe.", ">\n\n🎼 This is how it starrrts 🎶", ">\n\nI hope donald has a tape.", ">\n\nHe thinks he’s the godfather", ">\n\nDownvote every Trump story.", ">\n\nA statement that makes them both look terrible. GOOD", ">\n\nOoo the girls are fighting! Someone grab the popcorn!", ">\n\nDoes Trump have a fetish about crying men coming to him? The man is obsessed with crying men.", ">\n\nAnd we got a winner! Crying DeSantis!", ">\n\nAs a non-American I’m not entirely sure who DeSantis is, though I can see by the comments that he is not well liked. \nBut regardless of his politics, this feels like a weird thing to be arguing about in the news. So what if he did cry? Sometimes being passionate about something makes one cry. Maybe like some are suggesting it was faked. \nWhat’s important is, what does it tell other men when this is news and people are genuinely having this argument in the comments? Why are we still shaming people for feeling their feelings? Even people we don’t like?", ">\n\nWas that before or after the blowjob ?", ">\n\nHe needs to see what tears of laughter look like. He's probably telling Trump that he didn't need his approval to run for anything.", ">\n\nWhy do you have people attacking you from all angles, Ron? Might it be because you are an obnoxious asshole?", ">\n\nFight! Fight! Fight!", ">\n\nLol DeSadness", ">\n\nPeople can confirm this with tears in their eyes, the best people, bigly .\nCovfeve covfeve", ">\n\nDoes anyone believe him? And if not, why even report this? If Trump said the weather was sunny, I’d put on a raincoat before going out. I have no use for DeSantis, but Trump saying anything about anybody does not inform anyone in the least.", ">\n\nThe sexual tension between these two is palpable", ">\n\nAnd so the blood letting kicks into high gear.", ">\n\nLmao. This mother fucker.", ">\n\nThat would actually make Desantis in touch with his feelings and would therefore gain more approval. \nBut these are conservatives we are talking about so feelings/crying=liberal nonsense.", ">\n\nOh, how I hope they keep this up.\nI would love to see them eat themselves up from the inside.", ">\n\nHe probably had tears in his eyes from laughing so hard at trump.", ">\n\nThey both have the weirdest small hands.", ">\n\nI'm loving this childish battle between them", ">\n\nAll of these articles should just be titled “Liar lies again”", ">\n\nLet them fight!", ">\n\nOh, i thought it meant he stunk that bad… sorry….", ">\n\nInsert Shang Tzu \"it has begun\" gif here.", ">\n\nSip on those tears folks" ]

[ "Sooo, this means trump cried in front of someone when seeking endorsement? Putin?", ">\n\nExactly.", ">\n\nWell, now we know exactly who has something over him.", ">\n\nWe do, but we used to, too.", ">\n\nThanks, Mitch.", ">\n\nDonnie DOES love escalators…", ">\n\nSorry for the convenience", ">\n\nI wonder how man times he called Trump \"sir?\"", ">\n\nThis is how it went word for word.\n“Please sir, endorse me sir. How can I be as smart and as good looking as you sir? Or sir, [starts sobbing] you are so wonderful “", ">\n\nDesantis weakly salutes Dear Leader", ">\n\nThe mandatory real-fake cry claim does have Kim-Jong Il vibes.", ">\n\nRed-on-red crime is my favorite kind of crime.", ">\n\nThis one is great hecause half of their base appeal is as tough guys, so telling the nation that one of them was sobbing like a baby in front of the other is a solid move. Now Deathanus has to decide whether to just accept it and be belittled, or start to fight back and fracture the party. 10/10 can’t wait for season finale.", ">\n\nHalf of these guys wouldn’t know the difference between a hatchet and an axe and wouldn’t be able to load and shoot an AR. \nRepublicans in federal government are almost all what they would consider effeminate suburbanites.", ">\n\nIn reality yes. But we know they don’t live there. To them an obese man who wears makeup and lifted shoes while avoiding war because his feet hurt is the epitome of manly.", ">\n\nI love your username. For some reason, that line cracked up my wife and me and we say it all the time.", ">\n\nIt’s so funny how many people get the reference! Workaholics def had its fans but it was never a mainstream smash so it’s crazy how many people recognize one throwaway line from the show!\nNow get in my grapevan pls", ">\n\nCatherine Zeta Jones, she dips beneath lasers, oh oh oh", ">\n\nShe has entrapped me, and Sean Connery! OH oh OH. OH oh OHhh^hh^h", ">\n\nWhen two pieces of shit get together, there will be a whole lot of stories coming out", ">\n\nThis embarrassing DeSantis campaign ad will be played repeatedly as a hit piece. That was some insane level of bootlicking lol. For one rare moment, I think Trump is speaking the truth. DeSantis absolutely cried in front of him and maybe even got on his knees for an endorsement", ">\n\nI had to go show this to my grandma. She screams about Trump and DeSantis til her voice cracks. She said she’s never wished on anyone’s demise before them. And McConnell. The rage in her 4’11”, 74 year old body is immense.", ">\n\nSounds like you've got one righteous grandma", ">\n\nShe marched her lil ass out in January in DC to march with us during Trump’s inauguration. It was actually my 18th birthday and afterwards we stopped and had Ethiopian for the first time. Her first time trying any African food and she still talks about how much she loves it. She sat with me at a tattoo appointment and afterwards we got pizza and ice cream. I love her. She’s an amazing woman.", ">\n\n\nand afterwards we stopped and had Ethiopian\n\nColumbus Circle? Fantastic places up there", ">\n\nWish I could remember. The place was packed. My grandmother and I sat on the end of the table with the vegetarian platter (since i was vegan) so she mostly ate the veg stuff. It was amazing. There’s a good place up in Tampa (Queen of Sheba) but nowhere near as good as this place was.", ">\n\nHe's probably lying but I wouldn't be surprised if its true. Have you ever seen DeSantis in a debate or outside of his hand-picked media reporters? He's so socially awkward and unstable and has the charisma of a garden slug.", ">\n\nTrue. I have noticed him moving his jaw from side to side in nearly every news conference when someone else is at the podium. Odd.", ">\n\nHe's got some kind of behavioral issue. He was never an appealing candidate, but he's surrounded himself and insulated himself with a core group of very politically savvy extremists that are the ones propelling him forward. He's not the political \"genius\" the media paints him out to be. His handlers are but he's an empty suit being controlled by puppeteers.", ">\n\nThat is actually slightly reassuring for someone not so in the know about him, like myself.", ">\n\nIt shouldn't be though. If you start looking in to his core group of advisors and backers these are some terrifying people.", ">\n\nIn so much as it shows his limitations.", ">\n\nTrue, he has many weaknesses. But they cover for them well.", ">\n\nTrump is desperate to make his opponents look effete to distract from his needing to have his hand held as we walked down a ramp or having to grasp a glass with two small hands or needing the power of the military to help him beat Covid.", ">\n\nCovfefe", ">\n\nHamburder flu", ">\n\nPerpetrated by the radical left gang member known as the “Hamburglar”", ">\n\nRobble robble", ">\n\nLots of self-proclaimed “alpha males” are wrestling with some cognitive dissonance today.", ">\n\nThey'll figure it out after praying to their favorite NFT of the day", ">\n\nDeSantis's response is going to be \"you know what makes me cry? CRT. Please clap.\"", ">\n\nIt was Jeb Bush that said “please clap.”", ">\n\nStandard playbook. Muddy the waters to make your opponent look “just as bad or worse” than you.", ">\n\nOr at least make up enough stories so that sane people with busy lives aren’t sure anymore. It’s what they’ve done for Zelenskyy, Thunberg, and Fauci.\nThat being said I wouldn’t be surprised if Desantis cried.", ">\n\nOn the one hand, Trump claims this any time he tells a story about anyone asking him for anything. \"He came to me with tears in his eyes.\" It's a bizarre piece of rhetoric he employs at every given opportunity. I think he thinks it makes him look magnanimous while simultaneously making the other person look weak. I have doubts that anyone has expressed any emotion in front of the man for less than $50,000 any time in the past 20 years.\nOn the other hand, DeSantis has no heart, can probably cry on command, and will crawl on his hands and knees across broken glass to jerk off a syphilitic stray dog into his own mouth if it means he gets what he wants.", ">\n\nNow thats an awful image!", ">\n\nThank you, I crafted it while taking a dump.", ">\n\nHope Georgia prosecutors doesn't forget the tweet where Trump admitted to interfering in the Florida election to make sure Desantis won.", ">\n\nAnd everybody clapped.", ">\n\nI dunno, I imagine a lot of people cry when they have to interact with him.", ">\n\nDesantis...\"I've seen the pee tape, and it is the most humiliation thing I've ever seen. Donald even got some in his mouth.\"", ">\n\nIt's just DJT pissing up into his own mouth on a bed the Obama's slept on at the Kremlin", ">\n\nTo be fair, getting a close up whiff of scrambled Sudafed and BigMac diaper blowouts tends to make one’s eyes run a bit.", ">\n\nDesantis is garbage. But this story likely isn't true. Trump claims people cry in front of him all the time. Many of those people aren't even real, they are just folks he made up in his head in the moment. \n\"This big guy, some say a former marine, a lot of people are saying it, really big, tough guy, and he came to me, tears in his eyes, and he said 'Mister Trump, you saved my life,' and it's true, I did save his life, I fought next to him in Afghanistan, that's what people are saying, and you know what? Maybe they're right, maybe I did kill 100 terrorists, because I know terrorists, some of them are my friends, and I say to terrorists, stop with that terror, and you know what? They stop. No one else knows terror and anti-terror like I do, just like that marine said.\"", ">\n\nRoflcopter", ">\n\nTrump knows whatever shit he says in the media will be reported like it was fact first and have to be proven false later", ">\n\n\n\"There were tears coming down from his eyes. He said: 'If you endorse me, I'll win,'\" said Trump.\n\nlmao trump couldnt come up with something better than this?", ">\n\nSeriously lol. It has a lot of \"and then everyone clapped\" energy.", ">\n\nWow who's gonna vote for Little Crybaby Ronnie?", ">\n\nWell as hard as it is to say it, I believe Trump this time. He just left out that they cried together, holding each other in a swampy embrace. Their Depends touching each other and their tentacles creep out and conjoin so they may exchange long protein strings.", ">\n\nTrump: [proceeds to unzip pantaloons]", ">\n\n\npantaloons\n\nrich people pants", ">\n\nNo, it’s crazypants. Right there in the name: pant-of-loons.", ">\n\nSuper convincing story, just trust him it's true. He's a business man! How else can he be so rich if not being totally honest? Btw the water pressure sucks in Florida, you have to flush multiple times. Terrible, terrible leader.", ">\n\n“He said ‘Sir…’”", ">\n\nLying liars lie.", ">\n\nBigly.", ">\n\nTrump says ~~Santos~~ DeSantis cried. ~~Santos~~ DeSantis will claim that he didn't. One of these serial liars would be telling the truth. That has never happened before so the universe might just explode out of sheer surprise.\nEdit: wrong idiot", ">\n\nSantos or DeSantis?", ">\n\nTrump is such a beacon of truth and integrity. Add irony here.", ">\n\nPoor Cry Baby DeSantis", ">\n\n‘Big, strong’ men can’t stop crying around President Trump. Just ask him.", ">\n\nTrump is unbelievable. After all these years he still sounds like a hurt 8 year old.", ">\n\nIt's times like this that having no history of telling any kind of truth really doesn't work in his favor, as much as I want to believe this.", ">\n\nLike everything else Trump has said, I’m sure this is 100% true.\nHe never lies, right?", ">\n\nTo try to make a rival look bad? He'd never do that.", ">\n\nWhile calling him sir. Yawn. We get it, Donald.", ">\n\nHe is a cringe factory and totally seems like type to cry for something when he really wants it, like a big baby.", ">\n\nLol. These people suck so bad.", ">\n\nCrying is okay, folks.\nTrump and DeSantis are shit people, but crying is okay.", ">\n\nProbably.... and Donald Trump poops himself and is a traitor.", ">\n\nFact: trump lies about everything. Fact: trump denigrates his opponents. As much as I want to believe this, it’s probably bull shit.", ">\n\nThey’re both liars, but somehow I believe this.", ">\n\nAnd then DJT shit his Depends.", ">\n\nWatching the republican party implode this election cycle is going to be schadenfreude like I’ve never experienced before.", ">\n\nEverything this piece of shit ever says is a lie. So I’m going to happily report that this is definitely more bullshit from this traitor’s mouth.\nThat being said, unfortunately his base will still eat this up. Because:\n-The Traitorous Piece of Shit said it so it must be true.\n-DeathSentence cried.\n-Crying is womanly.\n-DeathSentence is a woman.\n-MAGA MAGA MAGA\nSomewhere right now a group of Qdiots are saying some spaghetti style version of the exact talking points above.", ">\n\nTrump can piss in his pants because he wears absorbent diapers. It is probably a medical condition so he should not be ashamed.", ">\n\n\"He probably didn't even cry when he was a baby, and then he said..SIR!\"", ">\n\nStormy claims trump cried when she laughed at his mushroom dick", ">\n\nI had thought DeSantis was a SEAL, and therefore unlikely to be crying. I checked Wikipedia and found out the was a lawyer for the SEALs, so different. \nThen I read that he got a Bronze Star after his Iraq tour, but then I found out that the Bronze star is typically awarded as an upgrade from a MSM in combat zones. \nSo now I'm thinking that the crying story is totes believable.", ">\n\nSo…. By using logic we come to the conclusion that he made Trump cry, amiright? 😱", ">\n\nThis asshat is so fucking predictable.", ">\n\ndo you mean Desantis crying? Or Trump lying?", ">\n\nAnd called him sir", ">\n\nNext he'll call his wife ugly", ">\n\nOr say that she has secrets about where she worked.\nOr that his dad killed JFK.", ">\n\nNeither of these fascist deserve to be president.", ">\n\nletthemfight.gif", ">\n\nLet them fight. ding ding", ">\n\nLmao, let the feasting begin.", ">\n\nThis I will believe.", ">\n\nI also heard Trump claimed that anytime DeSantis had to open a jar that was too hard to open he came over to Trump's; in tears.", ">\n\nIt's scary how with the GOP's constant appeasement of the Orange Turd, I can actually see this happening. \nIs Trump lying? Most likely. But I can still see it happening.", ">\n\nAnd he's known for his consistent honesty, so I'm sure this happened.", ">\n\nTrump seems to always endorse people who cry in front of him, only to betray him later. Not a great judge of character if you ask me.", ">\n\nLet me guess, he called him 'Sir,' too. \nBuffoon.", ">\n\nHaha, this is where they've gotten to? \"Desantis is a booger-head and cried in front of me!\"", ">\n\nIt’s going to be fascinating to watch the Republican politicians try to take on trump knowing how deranged the base is. They went along with the insanity and even leaned into it like when Ronny D built a toy wall with his kid in the commercial. They must know it’s impossible to reason with these people. I can only imagine what it will look like when the Trump crazies set their sights on destroying DeSantis.", ">\n\nPlease run as an independent. Please.\nHe's the orange kryptonite to that void of charisma hack from Florida.", ">\n\nAs is with everything Donald says \nIt is more than likely Donald cried Infront of Ronald\nHaha Ronald and Donald", ">\n\nAnyone with \"nald\" needs to be blacklisted from politics.", ">\n\nAnyone with gop, conservative or Republicansl too", ">\n\nLet them eat each other, i for one am and will be enjoying the show", ">\n\nWatching two obese men get into a dick measuring contest is rather disturbing.", ">\n\nEspecially without an electron microscope.", ">\n\nKing Ron is too evil to cry. He has ZERO empathy or compassion. I bet he wouldn’t (or didn’t) cry over his own mother dying.", ">\n\nI didn't see any after the hurricanes or the apartment collapse.", ">\n\nDonald Trump can insult DeSantis on every level and watch Ronnie boy go back to kissing Trump's ass. Just like Ted Cruz. \nThe Republican collective lacks a spine since they clearly just accept incivility and childishness as virtues.", ">\n\nPointless article", ">\n\nI hope they both destroy each other. Our country needs a better leader than these two clowns", ">\n\nBegun, the douche wars have.", ">\n\nDude this is fucking hilarious. Let the GOP burn baby burn", ">\n\n\"It was incredible. I was having lunch at Mar-A-Lago and DeSantis walks up to me with tears in his eyes. And he said. You know what he said? He said 'Mister Trump, you're amazing. Everything a man could be. If you endorse me, I'll win. I'll give you anything you want.' And you know what I said? I said 'No way Jose. I'm the big cheese.' And you know what he did? He ran away crying in his little white boots. So sad. So sad.\"", ">\n\nBelievable until he said “Mr trump”.\nIt’s always “Sir” or “Mr President” when the Cheeto relays his big strong man with tears in his eyes stories.", ">\n\nCan you imagine what Republicans are going to release against Trump when he dies and it’s safe to talk?", ">\n\nThis battle between these two would be fucking hilarious if they didn’t have a serious chance of winning.", ">\n\nWho cares what he says. Hey media, just ignore him and report when he's convicted pretty please.", ">\n\nAs weak as Trump is right now, he knows how to put the hurt on competing right-wing grifters.", ">\n\nTrump wasn't kidding when he said he hasn't changed since he was in first grade. This is the kind of thing a bully tries to tell other kids to make the picked on kid in class look bad. Except the picked on kid deserves it this time so it's hard to feel bad for any of them.", ">\n\nSure, Don. We all 100% believe that's something that happened. Thanks for the update.", ">\n\nGotta hand it to him, Trump really knows how to play to the absolute basest and lowest common denominator of humanity.", ">\n\nMAGA is completely Middle School bullshit.", ">\n\nIs trump lying?\nOr is the torture guy a cry baby?", ">\n\nSmells like 2016 again", ">\n\nHe claims everyone cries when they beg him for something. Could it be they’re just tearing up over the noxious stench emanating from his depends?", ">\n\nBoth r whinny little b!tches", ">\n\nOh I’m sure Trump has leaked a tear or two during a ketchup-smearing tantrum.", ">\n\nThe smell from Trump’s diaper was really bad at the time.", ">\n\nWhen Donny starts losing in the primary and he turns his violent goons on his opponents, that's gonna be a good time. No wonder they all want to see him in jail or dead before the time comes.", ">\n\nThis one actually tracks as being true. DeSantis is a whiner in press conferences I can only imagine what crocodile tears he pulls out while trying to gain power.", ">\n\nNext he is going to say DeSantis sucked his dick and swallowed.", ">\n\nLmao we're in for a wild ride, folks!", ">\n\nI’m sure they both cried together holding each other’s bellies", ">\n\nHonestly I doubt it happened at all, the man spews bullshit nonstop but he's now made one of his most dangerous political rivals look weak. Honestly, Ron was most likely the next to the throne of the republican party. \nRonny needs to come out swinging to appeal to the base cos the base will belief anything that liar will say. \nSo is it a republican party or a maga party is gonna be the question", ">\n\nHe came to me with tears in his eyes and said “sir”", ">\n\nLol this is gonna be good 🍿", ">\n\nI’m thrilled both are running for president. I hope they both keep going. Split the vote!!", ">\n\nRon gave Don head guaranteed", ">\n\nNot sure which of these guys is a bigger idiot", ">\n\nThe one time I want Trump to not be lying…", ">\n\nI cant wait for this lame party of GOP incel s to continue to lose, they are all absolute fucking idiots who have nothing to offer except wining and being so passive and lame and sad sack loser fucking idiots, the worst shit for America, just fucking cry baby losers. Barf.", ">\n\n“Oh sir, sir, please endorse me sir…”", ">\n\nAh, so trmp cried in front of someone when he needed their support. putin? I bet it was putin.", ">\n\nCome on, his knees were starting to hurt!", ">\n\nBut did he “beg like a dog”? The Trumpees love the most crass belittlements. Crying isn’t humiliating enough.", ">\n\n\nTrump Claims DeSantis Cried in Front of Him While Seeking Endorsement\n\nFor once I believe him", ">\n\nThey're both dicks and deserve each other.", ">\n\nBecause crying, as a sign of empathy and emotions, is a crippling wound in the mind of Donald Trump.", ">\n\nUsually, everything that comes out of Trump's mouth is bullshit, but it would not surprise me one bit if it was true.", ">\n\nYea, straight up lie.", ">\n\nCrying is not a weakness. Having said that, both of these guys can get fucked.", ">\n\nIs this even newsworthy? Who cares.", ">\n\nDid we learn nothing from vintage commercials? You gotta save Kodak moments like this to enjoy and share with others on a later date", ">\n\nWhy wouldn’t we believe you Mr Trump, oh that’s right you lie and you hate DeSantis.", ">\n\n\nBig man, strong man, comes up to me - tears in his eyes - he says \"Sir...\"\n\n-", ">\n\nWell, I gotta say, I absolutely believe him . . . and I REALLY bet it looked just like John Turturro begging for his life in Miller's Crossing. \"I'm just a grifter, Trumpy! I'm a nobody!\"", ">\n\nOh man, this is going to get real entertaining if DeSantis starts swinging back. I hope he does, and doe snot just roll over thinking \"it's fine, I'll run in 2028\".\nHe must be aware that, if Trump somehow won in 2024, the country would once again go blue after 4 more years of Trump. The last time he won is poisoned the next 3 elections for republicans. So, DeSantis would have a much worse chance of winning if he waited until 2028. Especially after Trump inevitably attempts to change the rules to allow him to run for a 3rd term.\nThe Conservative subreddit was pretty much ready to ditch Trump after the midterms. They've cooled a bit on that now, and are not paying much attention to these little jabs. But seeing them tear themselves in half when the gloves come off between Trump and DeSantis would really be some quality entertainment.", ">\n\nWhatever you think about his popularity with the broader electorate I wouldn't want to see Trump win even the Republican nomination. If he gets his hands on the levers of power and he knows that constitutionally he is ineligible for another term then he will do everything and anything to retain his grip on power. His last term ended with rednecks shitting in the halls of Congress. Let's not flirt with the idea that letting him win the nomination is good for Democrats. That's some 2016 thinking", ">\n\nWhatever. According to Trump everybody who comes up to talk to him as tears in their eyes. I imagine they're just crying cuz they're too close to God damn Donald Trump.", ">\n\nTrump tells the truth for once.", ">\n\nWho cares? I’m so over this type of stuff…we need to debate policies, attack bad policies…move on from the useless insults.", ">\n\nWe need pics", ">\n\nI doubt this is true but I love that he's using this nonsense on someone who deserves it for once.", ">\n\nDeSantis \"I cry everytime I'm in close proximity to freshly cut onions\" 🤣😙", ">\n\nI'm gonna go ahead and assume this is true, just like I'm gonna go ahead and assume it means trump cried in front of the actual billionaires in control of the GOP when he sought their endorsement.", ">\n\nCan we stop talking about trump for the ever loving fucking love of god. We’re gonna wake up to, “trump doesn’t understand oat milk.” Like fuck off. But it’s hard to stop talking about a guy who sells papers right", ">\n\nTo be fair, if I was stuck in a room with Trump I'd probably cry too.", ">\n\nThis won’t matter to the right. They don’t care. This masculinity “gotcha” will totally miss them. The only way this will ever matter is if they want to leverage against DeSantis later. As long as he is really delivering for the fascists and white supremacists, nothing will matter.", ">\n\nI'm cool with trump's lies sabotaging the republican party.", ">\n\nPeople who give a shit about stuff like this are watching politics like it’s a TV show or sporting event. \nSad.", ">\n\nWow.....when two serial liars tell a story, which one do you believe?!", ">\n\nDesantis vs Trump in primaries is going to be the most ridiculously absurd schoolyard insult fight ever.", ">\n\nTrump lies as easily as he breathes. At this point I’d be way more surprised to hear he told the truth about something", ">\n\nMore of this, please. Rot from within. MORE MORE MORE!", ">\n\nYes. I’m certain this actually happened.", ">\n\nThis one gonna get nasty", ">\n\nHaha it’s going to be fun watching these dogs pee all over eachother", ">\n\nJust another absurd claim that can’t be proven one way or the other. Not that DeSatan isn’t a monstrous liar himself.", ">\n\nI believe it", ">\n\nSo with his track record of projection...\nWhat do you think the over under on trump crying videos existing are?", ">\n\nDeSantis cry? A physical impossibility!", ">\n\nI don't doubt it. He'll do anything to get power.", ">\n\nBig strong man, tears in his eyes.", ">\n\nAs I watch as our democratic republic swirls down the toilet, my only solace is watching these two psychopaths (Trump & DeSantis) go at each other's throats for the Presidency.", ">\n\nI didn't even know DeSantis was a trucker.", ">\n\nHe means his money shot in DeSantis face got him in the eyes, causing them to water. 💦", ">\n\nIt was probably the smell", ">\n\nI choose to believe this, because it’s hilarious to picture.", ">\n\nare they really wearing the exact same outfit lmao", ">\n\nI honestly kind of believe this.", ">\n\nTrump, if you have any kind of solid evidence on these claims, you better start producing them for the press because DeSantis is kicking your ass.", ">\n\nSo what? The two of you are cut from the same dicktater cloth.", ">\n\nLet em fight!", ">\n\nVideo/pics or stfu trumpie!", ">\n\nDon't get me wrong, I dislike DeSantis just as much, but only the orange blob would make fun of someone showing feelings and use it to win internet points.", ">\n\nMust have been the smell", ">\n\nHe just couldn’t keep that card in his pocket. The premature trump played himself.", ">\n\nCan’t out bitchboy this bitchboy", ">\n\nJust this once, I’m going to assume Donald Trump is telling the truth, because fuck Ron DeSantis.", ">\n\nThe thing is, who cares if he cried? I do not like RD (lived in Florida 5 years, moved to another state in 2021, mostly because of what Florida is turning into), but even if he did cry, so what? Trump’s gender lines are so dumb and archaic: crying mad bad.", ">\n\nit doesn't matter.\nif desantis cried desantis fans will say he's human. if joe biden cried desantis fans will say he's weak.", ">\n\nDid he call him “sir” too while crying?", ">\n\nIt brings me great joy that these meatheads are eating each other alive.\nGreat, great joy.", ">\n\nDid Deathanus take it with, or without KY?", ">\n\nYes! Let’s the flames begin!", ">\n\nI CANNOT wait for the primary debates.", ">\n\nStrong guy. Never cried before in his life. Came to me with tears in his eyes asking for my endorsement. What a guy. So disloyal now.", ">\n\nI hate both of them but DeSantis isn't a scared little child. This is a guy who played college baseball - he was a stud. The last person he'd ever cry in front of is Trump that's for sure.", ">\n\nPlaying college baseball has absolutely nothing to do with this lmao.", ">\n\nIt does, it shows he's not a wimp. I hate the fucker with a passion but don't believe he cried in front of Trump. If you played baseball or football in college you'd understand (but clearly you didn't.)", ">\n\nSo when do we get the small penis insults from Trump?", ">\n\nThis is so stupid. There's no evidence but it's still gonna start yet another stage of those twos pissing match and it's hilarious", ">\n\n\"....and then Ron felt trump's massive biceps and begged him to become his personal trainer. Then Ron begged trump to teach him how to cook, make love, and buy property.\"", ">\n\nDid daddy Rump make Ronnie cry", ">\n\nThe best part? This stuff works. I don't know whether I should be impressed by Trump or sad for his supporters. A little of both, I guess.", ">\n\nLol, shit getting real.", ">\n\nTrump trying to appeal to those personality types who buy into egocentric masculinity that doesn’t include boys crying. The same kind of dudes who have to carry firearms to feel safe in society. “Tough on the outside…., repressed, depressed and angry on the inside.”", ">\n\nSomehow I believe Trump on this one.", ">\n\nRon's got 24 hours to get in the booth and buck back with a diss track", ">\n\nThe tiny hands club", ">\n\nThat Desantis wall building video with his kids is the SIMPIEST thing ive ever seen, not only by a politician, but a man. \nTalk about a little germ\nI Believe this....", ">\n\nRepublicans hate any sign of weakness", ">\n\nThis is a story about a liar lying about a liar!", ">\n\nIt's like that empire strikes back seen between Vader and the Emperor. Except two fools 🤣 Space Balls 2 here we come.", ">\n\nThis is the ultimate conservative insult. No \"real man\" would cry, let alone in front of another \"real man\".", ">\n\nKen Watanabi: “Let them fight”", ">\n\nDeSantis is a scammer, they were probably crocodile tears just to manipulate Trump", ">\n\nI'm living for the day tough guy DimSantis bends over for Dear Leader.", ">\n\nNow this is something I actually believe.", ">\n\n🎼 This is how it starrrts 🎶", ">\n\nI hope donald has a tape.", ">\n\nHe thinks he’s the godfather", ">\n\nDownvote every Trump story.", ">\n\nA statement that makes them both look terrible. GOOD", ">\n\nOoo the girls are fighting! Someone grab the popcorn!", ">\n\nDoes Trump have a fetish about crying men coming to him? The man is obsessed with crying men.", ">\n\nAnd we got a winner! Crying DeSantis!", ">\n\nAs a non-American I’m not entirely sure who DeSantis is, though I can see by the comments that he is not well liked. \nBut regardless of his politics, this feels like a weird thing to be arguing about in the news. So what if he did cry? Sometimes being passionate about something makes one cry. Maybe like some are suggesting it was faked. \nWhat’s important is, what does it tell other men when this is news and people are genuinely having this argument in the comments? Why are we still shaming people for feeling their feelings? Even people we don’t like?", ">\n\nWas that before or after the blowjob ?", ">\n\nHe needs to see what tears of laughter look like. He's probably telling Trump that he didn't need his approval to run for anything.", ">\n\nWhy do you have people attacking you from all angles, Ron? Might it be because you are an obnoxious asshole?", ">\n\nFight! Fight! Fight!", ">\n\nLol DeSadness", ">\n\nPeople can confirm this with tears in their eyes, the best people, bigly .\nCovfeve covfeve", ">\n\nDoes anyone believe him? And if not, why even report this? If Trump said the weather was sunny, I’d put on a raincoat before going out. I have no use for DeSantis, but Trump saying anything about anybody does not inform anyone in the least.", ">\n\nThe sexual tension between these two is palpable", ">\n\nAnd so the blood letting kicks into high gear.", ">\n\nLmao. This mother fucker.", ">\n\nThat would actually make Desantis in touch with his feelings and would therefore gain more approval. \nBut these are conservatives we are talking about so feelings/crying=liberal nonsense.", ">\n\nOh, how I hope they keep this up.\nI would love to see them eat themselves up from the inside.", ">\n\nHe probably had tears in his eyes from laughing so hard at trump.", ">\n\nThey both have the weirdest small hands.", ">\n\nI'm loving this childish battle between them", ">\n\nAll of these articles should just be titled “Liar lies again”", ">\n\nLet them fight!", ">\n\nOh, i thought it meant he stunk that bad… sorry….", ">\n\nInsert Shang Tzu \"it has begun\" gif here.", ">\n\nSip on those tears folks", ">\n\nAh, among these idiots, the ultimate shame. I'm sure Desantis is commiting harakiri as we speak." ]

[ "Sooo, this means trump cried in front of someone when seeking endorsement? Putin?", ">\n\nExactly.", ">\n\nWell, now we know exactly who has something over him.", ">\n\nWe do, but we used to, too.", ">\n\nThanks, Mitch.", ">\n\nDonnie DOES love escalators…", ">\n\nSorry for the convenience", ">\n\nI wonder how man times he called Trump \"sir?\"", ">\n\nThis is how it went word for word.\n“Please sir, endorse me sir. How can I be as smart and as good looking as you sir? Or sir, [starts sobbing] you are so wonderful “", ">\n\nDesantis weakly salutes Dear Leader", ">\n\nThe mandatory real-fake cry claim does have Kim-Jong Il vibes.", ">\n\nRed-on-red crime is my favorite kind of crime.", ">\n\nThis one is great hecause half of their base appeal is as tough guys, so telling the nation that one of them was sobbing like a baby in front of the other is a solid move. Now Deathanus has to decide whether to just accept it and be belittled, or start to fight back and fracture the party. 10/10 can’t wait for season finale.", ">\n\nHalf of these guys wouldn’t know the difference between a hatchet and an axe and wouldn’t be able to load and shoot an AR. \nRepublicans in federal government are almost all what they would consider effeminate suburbanites.", ">\n\nIn reality yes. But we know they don’t live there. To them an obese man who wears makeup and lifted shoes while avoiding war because his feet hurt is the epitome of manly.", ">\n\nI love your username. For some reason, that line cracked up my wife and me and we say it all the time.", ">\n\nIt’s so funny how many people get the reference! Workaholics def had its fans but it was never a mainstream smash so it’s crazy how many people recognize one throwaway line from the show!\nNow get in my grapevan pls", ">\n\nCatherine Zeta Jones, she dips beneath lasers, oh oh oh", ">\n\nShe has entrapped me, and Sean Connery! OH oh OH. OH oh OHhh^hh^h", ">\n\nWhen two pieces of shit get together, there will be a whole lot of stories coming out", ">\n\nThis embarrassing DeSantis campaign ad will be played repeatedly as a hit piece. That was some insane level of bootlicking lol. For one rare moment, I think Trump is speaking the truth. DeSantis absolutely cried in front of him and maybe even got on his knees for an endorsement", ">\n\nI had to go show this to my grandma. She screams about Trump and DeSantis til her voice cracks. She said she’s never wished on anyone’s demise before them. And McConnell. The rage in her 4’11”, 74 year old body is immense.", ">\n\nSounds like you've got one righteous grandma", ">\n\nShe marched her lil ass out in January in DC to march with us during Trump’s inauguration. It was actually my 18th birthday and afterwards we stopped and had Ethiopian for the first time. Her first time trying any African food and she still talks about how much she loves it. She sat with me at a tattoo appointment and afterwards we got pizza and ice cream. I love her. She’s an amazing woman.", ">\n\n\nand afterwards we stopped and had Ethiopian\n\nColumbus Circle? Fantastic places up there", ">\n\nWish I could remember. The place was packed. My grandmother and I sat on the end of the table with the vegetarian platter (since i was vegan) so she mostly ate the veg stuff. It was amazing. There’s a good place up in Tampa (Queen of Sheba) but nowhere near as good as this place was.", ">\n\nHe's probably lying but I wouldn't be surprised if its true. Have you ever seen DeSantis in a debate or outside of his hand-picked media reporters? He's so socially awkward and unstable and has the charisma of a garden slug.", ">\n\nTrue. I have noticed him moving his jaw from side to side in nearly every news conference when someone else is at the podium. Odd.", ">\n\nHe's got some kind of behavioral issue. He was never an appealing candidate, but he's surrounded himself and insulated himself with a core group of very politically savvy extremists that are the ones propelling him forward. He's not the political \"genius\" the media paints him out to be. His handlers are but he's an empty suit being controlled by puppeteers.", ">\n\nThat is actually slightly reassuring for someone not so in the know about him, like myself.", ">\n\nIt shouldn't be though. If you start looking in to his core group of advisors and backers these are some terrifying people.", ">\n\nIn so much as it shows his limitations.", ">\n\nTrue, he has many weaknesses. But they cover for them well.", ">\n\nTrump is desperate to make his opponents look effete to distract from his needing to have his hand held as we walked down a ramp or having to grasp a glass with two small hands or needing the power of the military to help him beat Covid.", ">\n\nCovfefe", ">\n\nHamburder flu", ">\n\nPerpetrated by the radical left gang member known as the “Hamburglar”", ">\n\nRobble robble", ">\n\nLots of self-proclaimed “alpha males” are wrestling with some cognitive dissonance today.", ">\n\nThey'll figure it out after praying to their favorite NFT of the day", ">\n\nDeSantis's response is going to be \"you know what makes me cry? CRT. Please clap.\"", ">\n\nIt was Jeb Bush that said “please clap.”", ">\n\nStandard playbook. Muddy the waters to make your opponent look “just as bad or worse” than you.", ">\n\nOr at least make up enough stories so that sane people with busy lives aren’t sure anymore. It’s what they’ve done for Zelenskyy, Thunberg, and Fauci.\nThat being said I wouldn’t be surprised if Desantis cried.", ">\n\nOn the one hand, Trump claims this any time he tells a story about anyone asking him for anything. \"He came to me with tears in his eyes.\" It's a bizarre piece of rhetoric he employs at every given opportunity. I think he thinks it makes him look magnanimous while simultaneously making the other person look weak. I have doubts that anyone has expressed any emotion in front of the man for less than $50,000 any time in the past 20 years.\nOn the other hand, DeSantis has no heart, can probably cry on command, and will crawl on his hands and knees across broken glass to jerk off a syphilitic stray dog into his own mouth if it means he gets what he wants.", ">\n\nNow thats an awful image!", ">\n\nThank you, I crafted it while taking a dump.", ">\n\nHope Georgia prosecutors doesn't forget the tweet where Trump admitted to interfering in the Florida election to make sure Desantis won.", ">\n\nAnd everybody clapped.", ">\n\nI dunno, I imagine a lot of people cry when they have to interact with him.", ">\n\nDesantis...\"I've seen the pee tape, and it is the most humiliation thing I've ever seen. Donald even got some in his mouth.\"", ">\n\nIt's just DJT pissing up into his own mouth on a bed the Obama's slept on at the Kremlin", ">\n\nTo be fair, getting a close up whiff of scrambled Sudafed and BigMac diaper blowouts tends to make one’s eyes run a bit.", ">\n\nDesantis is garbage. But this story likely isn't true. Trump claims people cry in front of him all the time. Many of those people aren't even real, they are just folks he made up in his head in the moment. \n\"This big guy, some say a former marine, a lot of people are saying it, really big, tough guy, and he came to me, tears in his eyes, and he said 'Mister Trump, you saved my life,' and it's true, I did save his life, I fought next to him in Afghanistan, that's what people are saying, and you know what? Maybe they're right, maybe I did kill 100 terrorists, because I know terrorists, some of them are my friends, and I say to terrorists, stop with that terror, and you know what? They stop. No one else knows terror and anti-terror like I do, just like that marine said.\"", ">\n\nRoflcopter", ">\n\nTrump knows whatever shit he says in the media will be reported like it was fact first and have to be proven false later", ">\n\n\n\"There were tears coming down from his eyes. He said: 'If you endorse me, I'll win,'\" said Trump.\n\nlmao trump couldnt come up with something better than this?", ">\n\nSeriously lol. It has a lot of \"and then everyone clapped\" energy.", ">\n\nWow who's gonna vote for Little Crybaby Ronnie?", ">\n\nWell as hard as it is to say it, I believe Trump this time. He just left out that they cried together, holding each other in a swampy embrace. Their Depends touching each other and their tentacles creep out and conjoin so they may exchange long protein strings.", ">\n\nTrump: [proceeds to unzip pantaloons]", ">\n\n\npantaloons\n\nrich people pants", ">\n\nNo, it’s crazypants. Right there in the name: pant-of-loons.", ">\n\nSuper convincing story, just trust him it's true. He's a business man! How else can he be so rich if not being totally honest? Btw the water pressure sucks in Florida, you have to flush multiple times. Terrible, terrible leader.", ">\n\n“He said ‘Sir…’”", ">\n\nLying liars lie.", ">\n\nBigly.", ">\n\nTrump says ~~Santos~~ DeSantis cried. ~~Santos~~ DeSantis will claim that he didn't. One of these serial liars would be telling the truth. That has never happened before so the universe might just explode out of sheer surprise.\nEdit: wrong idiot", ">\n\nSantos or DeSantis?", ">\n\nTrump is such a beacon of truth and integrity. Add irony here.", ">\n\nPoor Cry Baby DeSantis", ">\n\n‘Big, strong’ men can’t stop crying around President Trump. Just ask him.", ">\n\nTrump is unbelievable. After all these years he still sounds like a hurt 8 year old.", ">\n\nIt's times like this that having no history of telling any kind of truth really doesn't work in his favor, as much as I want to believe this.", ">\n\nLike everything else Trump has said, I’m sure this is 100% true.\nHe never lies, right?", ">\n\nTo try to make a rival look bad? He'd never do that.", ">\n\nWhile calling him sir. Yawn. We get it, Donald.", ">\n\nHe is a cringe factory and totally seems like type to cry for something when he really wants it, like a big baby.", ">\n\nLol. These people suck so bad.", ">\n\nCrying is okay, folks.\nTrump and DeSantis are shit people, but crying is okay.", ">\n\nProbably.... and Donald Trump poops himself and is a traitor.", ">\n\nFact: trump lies about everything. Fact: trump denigrates his opponents. As much as I want to believe this, it’s probably bull shit.", ">\n\nThey’re both liars, but somehow I believe this.", ">\n\nAnd then DJT shit his Depends.", ">\n\nWatching the republican party implode this election cycle is going to be schadenfreude like I’ve never experienced before.", ">\n\nEverything this piece of shit ever says is a lie. So I’m going to happily report that this is definitely more bullshit from this traitor’s mouth.\nThat being said, unfortunately his base will still eat this up. Because:\n-The Traitorous Piece of Shit said it so it must be true.\n-DeathSentence cried.\n-Crying is womanly.\n-DeathSentence is a woman.\n-MAGA MAGA MAGA\nSomewhere right now a group of Qdiots are saying some spaghetti style version of the exact talking points above.", ">\n\nTrump can piss in his pants because he wears absorbent diapers. It is probably a medical condition so he should not be ashamed.", ">\n\n\"He probably didn't even cry when he was a baby, and then he said..SIR!\"", ">\n\nStormy claims trump cried when she laughed at his mushroom dick", ">\n\nI had thought DeSantis was a SEAL, and therefore unlikely to be crying. I checked Wikipedia and found out the was a lawyer for the SEALs, so different. \nThen I read that he got a Bronze Star after his Iraq tour, but then I found out that the Bronze star is typically awarded as an upgrade from a MSM in combat zones. \nSo now I'm thinking that the crying story is totes believable.", ">\n\nSo…. By using logic we come to the conclusion that he made Trump cry, amiright? 😱", ">\n\nThis asshat is so fucking predictable.", ">\n\ndo you mean Desantis crying? Or Trump lying?", ">\n\nAnd called him sir", ">\n\nNext he'll call his wife ugly", ">\n\nOr say that she has secrets about where she worked.\nOr that his dad killed JFK.", ">\n\nNeither of these fascist deserve to be president.", ">\n\nletthemfight.gif", ">\n\nLet them fight. ding ding", ">\n\nLmao, let the feasting begin.", ">\n\nThis I will believe.", ">\n\nI also heard Trump claimed that anytime DeSantis had to open a jar that was too hard to open he came over to Trump's; in tears.", ">\n\nIt's scary how with the GOP's constant appeasement of the Orange Turd, I can actually see this happening. \nIs Trump lying? Most likely. But I can still see it happening.", ">\n\nAnd he's known for his consistent honesty, so I'm sure this happened.", ">\n\nTrump seems to always endorse people who cry in front of him, only to betray him later. Not a great judge of character if you ask me.", ">\n\nLet me guess, he called him 'Sir,' too. \nBuffoon.", ">\n\nHaha, this is where they've gotten to? \"Desantis is a booger-head and cried in front of me!\"", ">\n\nIt’s going to be fascinating to watch the Republican politicians try to take on trump knowing how deranged the base is. They went along with the insanity and even leaned into it like when Ronny D built a toy wall with his kid in the commercial. They must know it’s impossible to reason with these people. I can only imagine what it will look like when the Trump crazies set their sights on destroying DeSantis.", ">\n\nPlease run as an independent. Please.\nHe's the orange kryptonite to that void of charisma hack from Florida.", ">\n\nAs is with everything Donald says \nIt is more than likely Donald cried Infront of Ronald\nHaha Ronald and Donald", ">\n\nAnyone with \"nald\" needs to be blacklisted from politics.", ">\n\nAnyone with gop, conservative or Republicansl too", ">\n\nLet them eat each other, i for one am and will be enjoying the show", ">\n\nWatching two obese men get into a dick measuring contest is rather disturbing.", ">\n\nEspecially without an electron microscope.", ">\n\nKing Ron is too evil to cry. He has ZERO empathy or compassion. I bet he wouldn’t (or didn’t) cry over his own mother dying.", ">\n\nI didn't see any after the hurricanes or the apartment collapse.", ">\n\nDonald Trump can insult DeSantis on every level and watch Ronnie boy go back to kissing Trump's ass. Just like Ted Cruz. \nThe Republican collective lacks a spine since they clearly just accept incivility and childishness as virtues.", ">\n\nPointless article", ">\n\nI hope they both destroy each other. Our country needs a better leader than these two clowns", ">\n\nBegun, the douche wars have.", ">\n\nDude this is fucking hilarious. Let the GOP burn baby burn", ">\n\n\"It was incredible. I was having lunch at Mar-A-Lago and DeSantis walks up to me with tears in his eyes. And he said. You know what he said? He said 'Mister Trump, you're amazing. Everything a man could be. If you endorse me, I'll win. I'll give you anything you want.' And you know what I said? I said 'No way Jose. I'm the big cheese.' And you know what he did? He ran away crying in his little white boots. So sad. So sad.\"", ">\n\nBelievable until he said “Mr trump”.\nIt’s always “Sir” or “Mr President” when the Cheeto relays his big strong man with tears in his eyes stories.", ">\n\nCan you imagine what Republicans are going to release against Trump when he dies and it’s safe to talk?", ">\n\nThis battle between these two would be fucking hilarious if they didn’t have a serious chance of winning.", ">\n\nWho cares what he says. Hey media, just ignore him and report when he's convicted pretty please.", ">\n\nAs weak as Trump is right now, he knows how to put the hurt on competing right-wing grifters.", ">\n\nTrump wasn't kidding when he said he hasn't changed since he was in first grade. This is the kind of thing a bully tries to tell other kids to make the picked on kid in class look bad. Except the picked on kid deserves it this time so it's hard to feel bad for any of them.", ">\n\nSure, Don. We all 100% believe that's something that happened. Thanks for the update.", ">\n\nGotta hand it to him, Trump really knows how to play to the absolute basest and lowest common denominator of humanity.", ">\n\nMAGA is completely Middle School bullshit.", ">\n\nIs trump lying?\nOr is the torture guy a cry baby?", ">\n\nSmells like 2016 again", ">\n\nHe claims everyone cries when they beg him for something. Could it be they’re just tearing up over the noxious stench emanating from his depends?", ">\n\nBoth r whinny little b!tches", ">\n\nOh I’m sure Trump has leaked a tear or two during a ketchup-smearing tantrum.", ">\n\nThe smell from Trump’s diaper was really bad at the time.", ">\n\nWhen Donny starts losing in the primary and he turns his violent goons on his opponents, that's gonna be a good time. No wonder they all want to see him in jail or dead before the time comes.", ">\n\nThis one actually tracks as being true. DeSantis is a whiner in press conferences I can only imagine what crocodile tears he pulls out while trying to gain power.", ">\n\nNext he is going to say DeSantis sucked his dick and swallowed.", ">\n\nLmao we're in for a wild ride, folks!", ">\n\nI’m sure they both cried together holding each other’s bellies", ">\n\nHonestly I doubt it happened at all, the man spews bullshit nonstop but he's now made one of his most dangerous political rivals look weak. Honestly, Ron was most likely the next to the throne of the republican party. \nRonny needs to come out swinging to appeal to the base cos the base will belief anything that liar will say. \nSo is it a republican party or a maga party is gonna be the question", ">\n\nHe came to me with tears in his eyes and said “sir”", ">\n\nLol this is gonna be good 🍿", ">\n\nI’m thrilled both are running for president. I hope they both keep going. Split the vote!!", ">\n\nRon gave Don head guaranteed", ">\n\nNot sure which of these guys is a bigger idiot", ">\n\nThe one time I want Trump to not be lying…", ">\n\nI cant wait for this lame party of GOP incel s to continue to lose, they are all absolute fucking idiots who have nothing to offer except wining and being so passive and lame and sad sack loser fucking idiots, the worst shit for America, just fucking cry baby losers. Barf.", ">\n\n“Oh sir, sir, please endorse me sir…”", ">\n\nAh, so trmp cried in front of someone when he needed their support. putin? I bet it was putin.", ">\n\nCome on, his knees were starting to hurt!", ">\n\nBut did he “beg like a dog”? The Trumpees love the most crass belittlements. Crying isn’t humiliating enough.", ">\n\n\nTrump Claims DeSantis Cried in Front of Him While Seeking Endorsement\n\nFor once I believe him", ">\n\nThey're both dicks and deserve each other.", ">\n\nBecause crying, as a sign of empathy and emotions, is a crippling wound in the mind of Donald Trump.", ">\n\nUsually, everything that comes out of Trump's mouth is bullshit, but it would not surprise me one bit if it was true.", ">\n\nYea, straight up lie.", ">\n\nCrying is not a weakness. Having said that, both of these guys can get fucked.", ">\n\nIs this even newsworthy? Who cares.", ">\n\nDid we learn nothing from vintage commercials? You gotta save Kodak moments like this to enjoy and share with others on a later date", ">\n\nWhy wouldn’t we believe you Mr Trump, oh that’s right you lie and you hate DeSantis.", ">\n\n\nBig man, strong man, comes up to me - tears in his eyes - he says \"Sir...\"\n\n-", ">\n\nWell, I gotta say, I absolutely believe him . . . and I REALLY bet it looked just like John Turturro begging for his life in Miller's Crossing. \"I'm just a grifter, Trumpy! I'm a nobody!\"", ">\n\nOh man, this is going to get real entertaining if DeSantis starts swinging back. I hope he does, and doe snot just roll over thinking \"it's fine, I'll run in 2028\".\nHe must be aware that, if Trump somehow won in 2024, the country would once again go blue after 4 more years of Trump. The last time he won is poisoned the next 3 elections for republicans. So, DeSantis would have a much worse chance of winning if he waited until 2028. Especially after Trump inevitably attempts to change the rules to allow him to run for a 3rd term.\nThe Conservative subreddit was pretty much ready to ditch Trump after the midterms. They've cooled a bit on that now, and are not paying much attention to these little jabs. But seeing them tear themselves in half when the gloves come off between Trump and DeSantis would really be some quality entertainment.", ">\n\nWhatever you think about his popularity with the broader electorate I wouldn't want to see Trump win even the Republican nomination. If he gets his hands on the levers of power and he knows that constitutionally he is ineligible for another term then he will do everything and anything to retain his grip on power. His last term ended with rednecks shitting in the halls of Congress. Let's not flirt with the idea that letting him win the nomination is good for Democrats. That's some 2016 thinking", ">\n\nWhatever. According to Trump everybody who comes up to talk to him as tears in their eyes. I imagine they're just crying cuz they're too close to God damn Donald Trump.", ">\n\nTrump tells the truth for once.", ">\n\nWho cares? I’m so over this type of stuff…we need to debate policies, attack bad policies…move on from the useless insults.", ">\n\nWe need pics", ">\n\nI doubt this is true but I love that he's using this nonsense on someone who deserves it for once.", ">\n\nDeSantis \"I cry everytime I'm in close proximity to freshly cut onions\" 🤣😙", ">\n\nI'm gonna go ahead and assume this is true, just like I'm gonna go ahead and assume it means trump cried in front of the actual billionaires in control of the GOP when he sought their endorsement.", ">\n\nCan we stop talking about trump for the ever loving fucking love of god. We’re gonna wake up to, “trump doesn’t understand oat milk.” Like fuck off. But it’s hard to stop talking about a guy who sells papers right", ">\n\nTo be fair, if I was stuck in a room with Trump I'd probably cry too.", ">\n\nThis won’t matter to the right. They don’t care. This masculinity “gotcha” will totally miss them. The only way this will ever matter is if they want to leverage against DeSantis later. As long as he is really delivering for the fascists and white supremacists, nothing will matter.", ">\n\nI'm cool with trump's lies sabotaging the republican party.", ">\n\nPeople who give a shit about stuff like this are watching politics like it’s a TV show or sporting event. \nSad.", ">\n\nWow.....when two serial liars tell a story, which one do you believe?!", ">\n\nDesantis vs Trump in primaries is going to be the most ridiculously absurd schoolyard insult fight ever.", ">\n\nTrump lies as easily as he breathes. At this point I’d be way more surprised to hear he told the truth about something", ">\n\nMore of this, please. Rot from within. MORE MORE MORE!", ">\n\nYes. I’m certain this actually happened.", ">\n\nThis one gonna get nasty", ">\n\nHaha it’s going to be fun watching these dogs pee all over eachother", ">\n\nJust another absurd claim that can’t be proven one way or the other. Not that DeSatan isn’t a monstrous liar himself.", ">\n\nI believe it", ">\n\nSo with his track record of projection...\nWhat do you think the over under on trump crying videos existing are?", ">\n\nDeSantis cry? A physical impossibility!", ">\n\nI don't doubt it. He'll do anything to get power.", ">\n\nBig strong man, tears in his eyes.", ">\n\nAs I watch as our democratic republic swirls down the toilet, my only solace is watching these two psychopaths (Trump & DeSantis) go at each other's throats for the Presidency.", ">\n\nI didn't even know DeSantis was a trucker.", ">\n\nHe means his money shot in DeSantis face got him in the eyes, causing them to water. 💦", ">\n\nIt was probably the smell", ">\n\nI choose to believe this, because it’s hilarious to picture.", ">\n\nare they really wearing the exact same outfit lmao", ">\n\nI honestly kind of believe this.", ">\n\nTrump, if you have any kind of solid evidence on these claims, you better start producing them for the press because DeSantis is kicking your ass.", ">\n\nSo what? The two of you are cut from the same dicktater cloth.", ">\n\nLet em fight!", ">\n\nVideo/pics or stfu trumpie!", ">\n\nDon't get me wrong, I dislike DeSantis just as much, but only the orange blob would make fun of someone showing feelings and use it to win internet points.", ">\n\nMust have been the smell", ">\n\nHe just couldn’t keep that card in his pocket. The premature trump played himself.", ">\n\nCan’t out bitchboy this bitchboy", ">\n\nJust this once, I’m going to assume Donald Trump is telling the truth, because fuck Ron DeSantis.", ">\n\nThe thing is, who cares if he cried? I do not like RD (lived in Florida 5 years, moved to another state in 2021, mostly because of what Florida is turning into), but even if he did cry, so what? Trump’s gender lines are so dumb and archaic: crying mad bad.", ">\n\nit doesn't matter.\nif desantis cried desantis fans will say he's human. if joe biden cried desantis fans will say he's weak.", ">\n\nDid he call him “sir” too while crying?", ">\n\nIt brings me great joy that these meatheads are eating each other alive.\nGreat, great joy.", ">\n\nDid Deathanus take it with, or without KY?", ">\n\nYes! Let’s the flames begin!", ">\n\nI CANNOT wait for the primary debates.", ">\n\nStrong guy. Never cried before in his life. Came to me with tears in his eyes asking for my endorsement. What a guy. So disloyal now.", ">\n\nI hate both of them but DeSantis isn't a scared little child. This is a guy who played college baseball - he was a stud. The last person he'd ever cry in front of is Trump that's for sure.", ">\n\nPlaying college baseball has absolutely nothing to do with this lmao.", ">\n\nIt does, it shows he's not a wimp. I hate the fucker with a passion but don't believe he cried in front of Trump. If you played baseball or football in college you'd understand (but clearly you didn't.)", ">\n\nSo when do we get the small penis insults from Trump?", ">\n\nThis is so stupid. There's no evidence but it's still gonna start yet another stage of those twos pissing match and it's hilarious", ">\n\n\"....and then Ron felt trump's massive biceps and begged him to become his personal trainer. Then Ron begged trump to teach him how to cook, make love, and buy property.\"", ">\n\nDid daddy Rump make Ronnie cry", ">\n\nThe best part? This stuff works. I don't know whether I should be impressed by Trump or sad for his supporters. A little of both, I guess.", ">\n\nLol, shit getting real.", ">\n\nTrump trying to appeal to those personality types who buy into egocentric masculinity that doesn’t include boys crying. The same kind of dudes who have to carry firearms to feel safe in society. “Tough on the outside…., repressed, depressed and angry on the inside.”", ">\n\nSomehow I believe Trump on this one.", ">\n\nRon's got 24 hours to get in the booth and buck back with a diss track", ">\n\nThe tiny hands club", ">\n\nThat Desantis wall building video with his kids is the SIMPIEST thing ive ever seen, not only by a politician, but a man. \nTalk about a little germ\nI Believe this....", ">\n\nRepublicans hate any sign of weakness", ">\n\nThis is a story about a liar lying about a liar!", ">\n\nIt's like that empire strikes back seen between Vader and the Emperor. Except two fools 🤣 Space Balls 2 here we come.", ">\n\nThis is the ultimate conservative insult. No \"real man\" would cry, let alone in front of another \"real man\".", ">\n\nKen Watanabi: “Let them fight”", ">\n\nDeSantis is a scammer, they were probably crocodile tears just to manipulate Trump", ">\n\nI'm living for the day tough guy DimSantis bends over for Dear Leader.", ">\n\nNow this is something I actually believe.", ">\n\n🎼 This is how it starrrts 🎶", ">\n\nI hope donald has a tape.", ">\n\nHe thinks he’s the godfather", ">\n\nDownvote every Trump story.", ">\n\nA statement that makes them both look terrible. GOOD", ">\n\nOoo the girls are fighting! Someone grab the popcorn!", ">\n\nDoes Trump have a fetish about crying men coming to him? The man is obsessed with crying men.", ">\n\nAnd we got a winner! Crying DeSantis!", ">\n\nAs a non-American I’m not entirely sure who DeSantis is, though I can see by the comments that he is not well liked. \nBut regardless of his politics, this feels like a weird thing to be arguing about in the news. So what if he did cry? Sometimes being passionate about something makes one cry. Maybe like some are suggesting it was faked. \nWhat’s important is, what does it tell other men when this is news and people are genuinely having this argument in the comments? Why are we still shaming people for feeling their feelings? Even people we don’t like?", ">\n\nWas that before or after the blowjob ?", ">\n\nHe needs to see what tears of laughter look like. He's probably telling Trump that he didn't need his approval to run for anything.", ">\n\nWhy do you have people attacking you from all angles, Ron? Might it be because you are an obnoxious asshole?", ">\n\nFight! Fight! Fight!", ">\n\nLol DeSadness", ">\n\nPeople can confirm this with tears in their eyes, the best people, bigly .\nCovfeve covfeve", ">\n\nDoes anyone believe him? And if not, why even report this? If Trump said the weather was sunny, I’d put on a raincoat before going out. I have no use for DeSantis, but Trump saying anything about anybody does not inform anyone in the least.", ">\n\nThe sexual tension between these two is palpable", ">\n\nAnd so the blood letting kicks into high gear.", ">\n\nLmao. This mother fucker.", ">\n\nThat would actually make Desantis in touch with his feelings and would therefore gain more approval. \nBut these are conservatives we are talking about so feelings/crying=liberal nonsense.", ">\n\nOh, how I hope they keep this up.\nI would love to see them eat themselves up from the inside.", ">\n\nHe probably had tears in his eyes from laughing so hard at trump.", ">\n\nThey both have the weirdest small hands.", ">\n\nI'm loving this childish battle between them", ">\n\nAll of these articles should just be titled “Liar lies again”", ">\n\nLet them fight!", ">\n\nOh, i thought it meant he stunk that bad… sorry….", ">\n\nInsert Shang Tzu \"it has begun\" gif here.", ">\n\nSip on those tears folks", ">\n\nAh, among these idiots, the ultimate shame. I'm sure Desantis is commiting harakiri as we speak.", ">\n\nits almost worth living through this shitty reality to see these morons try to eat each other" ]

[ "Sooo, this means trump cried in front of someone when seeking endorsement? Putin?", ">\n\nExactly.", ">\n\nWell, now we know exactly who has something over him.", ">\n\nWe do, but we used to, too.", ">\n\nThanks, Mitch.", ">\n\nDonnie DOES love escalators…", ">\n\nSorry for the convenience", ">\n\nI wonder how man times he called Trump \"sir?\"", ">\n\nThis is how it went word for word.\n“Please sir, endorse me sir. How can I be as smart and as good looking as you sir? Or sir, [starts sobbing] you are so wonderful “", ">\n\nDesantis weakly salutes Dear Leader", ">\n\nThe mandatory real-fake cry claim does have Kim-Jong Il vibes.", ">\n\nRed-on-red crime is my favorite kind of crime.", ">\n\nThis one is great hecause half of their base appeal is as tough guys, so telling the nation that one of them was sobbing like a baby in front of the other is a solid move. Now Deathanus has to decide whether to just accept it and be belittled, or start to fight back and fracture the party. 10/10 can’t wait for season finale.", ">\n\nHalf of these guys wouldn’t know the difference between a hatchet and an axe and wouldn’t be able to load and shoot an AR. \nRepublicans in federal government are almost all what they would consider effeminate suburbanites.", ">\n\nIn reality yes. But we know they don’t live there. To them an obese man who wears makeup and lifted shoes while avoiding war because his feet hurt is the epitome of manly.", ">\n\nI love your username. For some reason, that line cracked up my wife and me and we say it all the time.", ">\n\nIt’s so funny how many people get the reference! Workaholics def had its fans but it was never a mainstream smash so it’s crazy how many people recognize one throwaway line from the show!\nNow get in my grapevan pls", ">\n\nCatherine Zeta Jones, she dips beneath lasers, oh oh oh", ">\n\nShe has entrapped me, and Sean Connery! OH oh OH. OH oh OHhh^hh^h", ">\n\nWhen two pieces of shit get together, there will be a whole lot of stories coming out", ">\n\nThis embarrassing DeSantis campaign ad will be played repeatedly as a hit piece. That was some insane level of bootlicking lol. For one rare moment, I think Trump is speaking the truth. DeSantis absolutely cried in front of him and maybe even got on his knees for an endorsement", ">\n\nI had to go show this to my grandma. She screams about Trump and DeSantis til her voice cracks. She said she’s never wished on anyone’s demise before them. And McConnell. The rage in her 4’11”, 74 year old body is immense.", ">\n\nSounds like you've got one righteous grandma", ">\n\nShe marched her lil ass out in January in DC to march with us during Trump’s inauguration. It was actually my 18th birthday and afterwards we stopped and had Ethiopian for the first time. Her first time trying any African food and she still talks about how much she loves it. She sat with me at a tattoo appointment and afterwards we got pizza and ice cream. I love her. She’s an amazing woman.", ">\n\n\nand afterwards we stopped and had Ethiopian\n\nColumbus Circle? Fantastic places up there", ">\n\nWish I could remember. The place was packed. My grandmother and I sat on the end of the table with the vegetarian platter (since i was vegan) so she mostly ate the veg stuff. It was amazing. There’s a good place up in Tampa (Queen of Sheba) but nowhere near as good as this place was.", ">\n\nHe's probably lying but I wouldn't be surprised if its true. Have you ever seen DeSantis in a debate or outside of his hand-picked media reporters? He's so socially awkward and unstable and has the charisma of a garden slug.", ">\n\nTrue. I have noticed him moving his jaw from side to side in nearly every news conference when someone else is at the podium. Odd.", ">\n\nHe's got some kind of behavioral issue. He was never an appealing candidate, but he's surrounded himself and insulated himself with a core group of very politically savvy extremists that are the ones propelling him forward. He's not the political \"genius\" the media paints him out to be. His handlers are but he's an empty suit being controlled by puppeteers.", ">\n\nThat is actually slightly reassuring for someone not so in the know about him, like myself.", ">\n\nIt shouldn't be though. If you start looking in to his core group of advisors and backers these are some terrifying people.", ">\n\nIn so much as it shows his limitations.", ">\n\nTrue, he has many weaknesses. But they cover for them well.", ">\n\nTrump is desperate to make his opponents look effete to distract from his needing to have his hand held as we walked down a ramp or having to grasp a glass with two small hands or needing the power of the military to help him beat Covid.", ">\n\nCovfefe", ">\n\nHamburder flu", ">\n\nPerpetrated by the radical left gang member known as the “Hamburglar”", ">\n\nRobble robble", ">\n\nLots of self-proclaimed “alpha males” are wrestling with some cognitive dissonance today.", ">\n\nThey'll figure it out after praying to their favorite NFT of the day", ">\n\nDeSantis's response is going to be \"you know what makes me cry? CRT. Please clap.\"", ">\n\nIt was Jeb Bush that said “please clap.”", ">\n\nStandard playbook. Muddy the waters to make your opponent look “just as bad or worse” than you.", ">\n\nOr at least make up enough stories so that sane people with busy lives aren’t sure anymore. It’s what they’ve done for Zelenskyy, Thunberg, and Fauci.\nThat being said I wouldn’t be surprised if Desantis cried.", ">\n\nOn the one hand, Trump claims this any time he tells a story about anyone asking him for anything. \"He came to me with tears in his eyes.\" It's a bizarre piece of rhetoric he employs at every given opportunity. I think he thinks it makes him look magnanimous while simultaneously making the other person look weak. I have doubts that anyone has expressed any emotion in front of the man for less than $50,000 any time in the past 20 years.\nOn the other hand, DeSantis has no heart, can probably cry on command, and will crawl on his hands and knees across broken glass to jerk off a syphilitic stray dog into his own mouth if it means he gets what he wants.", ">\n\nNow thats an awful image!", ">\n\nThank you, I crafted it while taking a dump.", ">\n\nHope Georgia prosecutors doesn't forget the tweet where Trump admitted to interfering in the Florida election to make sure Desantis won.", ">\n\nAnd everybody clapped.", ">\n\nI dunno, I imagine a lot of people cry when they have to interact with him.", ">\n\nDesantis...\"I've seen the pee tape, and it is the most humiliation thing I've ever seen. Donald even got some in his mouth.\"", ">\n\nIt's just DJT pissing up into his own mouth on a bed the Obama's slept on at the Kremlin", ">\n\nTo be fair, getting a close up whiff of scrambled Sudafed and BigMac diaper blowouts tends to make one’s eyes run a bit.", ">\n\nDesantis is garbage. But this story likely isn't true. Trump claims people cry in front of him all the time. Many of those people aren't even real, they are just folks he made up in his head in the moment. \n\"This big guy, some say a former marine, a lot of people are saying it, really big, tough guy, and he came to me, tears in his eyes, and he said 'Mister Trump, you saved my life,' and it's true, I did save his life, I fought next to him in Afghanistan, that's what people are saying, and you know what? Maybe they're right, maybe I did kill 100 terrorists, because I know terrorists, some of them are my friends, and I say to terrorists, stop with that terror, and you know what? They stop. No one else knows terror and anti-terror like I do, just like that marine said.\"", ">\n\nRoflcopter", ">\n\nTrump knows whatever shit he says in the media will be reported like it was fact first and have to be proven false later", ">\n\n\n\"There were tears coming down from his eyes. He said: 'If you endorse me, I'll win,'\" said Trump.\n\nlmao trump couldnt come up with something better than this?", ">\n\nSeriously lol. It has a lot of \"and then everyone clapped\" energy.", ">\n\nWow who's gonna vote for Little Crybaby Ronnie?", ">\n\nWell as hard as it is to say it, I believe Trump this time. He just left out that they cried together, holding each other in a swampy embrace. Their Depends touching each other and their tentacles creep out and conjoin so they may exchange long protein strings.", ">\n\nTrump: [proceeds to unzip pantaloons]", ">\n\n\npantaloons\n\nrich people pants", ">\n\nNo, it’s crazypants. Right there in the name: pant-of-loons.", ">\n\nSuper convincing story, just trust him it's true. He's a business man! How else can he be so rich if not being totally honest? Btw the water pressure sucks in Florida, you have to flush multiple times. Terrible, terrible leader.", ">\n\n“He said ‘Sir…’”", ">\n\nLying liars lie.", ">\n\nBigly.", ">\n\nTrump says ~~Santos~~ DeSantis cried. ~~Santos~~ DeSantis will claim that he didn't. One of these serial liars would be telling the truth. That has never happened before so the universe might just explode out of sheer surprise.\nEdit: wrong idiot", ">\n\nSantos or DeSantis?", ">\n\nTrump is such a beacon of truth and integrity. Add irony here.", ">\n\nPoor Cry Baby DeSantis", ">\n\n‘Big, strong’ men can’t stop crying around President Trump. Just ask him.", ">\n\nTrump is unbelievable. After all these years he still sounds like a hurt 8 year old.", ">\n\nIt's times like this that having no history of telling any kind of truth really doesn't work in his favor, as much as I want to believe this.", ">\n\nLike everything else Trump has said, I’m sure this is 100% true.\nHe never lies, right?", ">\n\nTo try to make a rival look bad? He'd never do that.", ">\n\nWhile calling him sir. Yawn. We get it, Donald.", ">\n\nHe is a cringe factory and totally seems like type to cry for something when he really wants it, like a big baby.", ">\n\nLol. These people suck so bad.", ">\n\nCrying is okay, folks.\nTrump and DeSantis are shit people, but crying is okay.", ">\n\nProbably.... and Donald Trump poops himself and is a traitor.", ">\n\nFact: trump lies about everything. Fact: trump denigrates his opponents. As much as I want to believe this, it’s probably bull shit.", ">\n\nThey’re both liars, but somehow I believe this.", ">\n\nAnd then DJT shit his Depends.", ">\n\nWatching the republican party implode this election cycle is going to be schadenfreude like I’ve never experienced before.", ">\n\nEverything this piece of shit ever says is a lie. So I’m going to happily report that this is definitely more bullshit from this traitor’s mouth.\nThat being said, unfortunately his base will still eat this up. Because:\n-The Traitorous Piece of Shit said it so it must be true.\n-DeathSentence cried.\n-Crying is womanly.\n-DeathSentence is a woman.\n-MAGA MAGA MAGA\nSomewhere right now a group of Qdiots are saying some spaghetti style version of the exact talking points above.", ">\n\nTrump can piss in his pants because he wears absorbent diapers. It is probably a medical condition so he should not be ashamed.", ">\n\n\"He probably didn't even cry when he was a baby, and then he said..SIR!\"", ">\n\nStormy claims trump cried when she laughed at his mushroom dick", ">\n\nI had thought DeSantis was a SEAL, and therefore unlikely to be crying. I checked Wikipedia and found out the was a lawyer for the SEALs, so different. \nThen I read that he got a Bronze Star after his Iraq tour, but then I found out that the Bronze star is typically awarded as an upgrade from a MSM in combat zones. \nSo now I'm thinking that the crying story is totes believable.", ">\n\nSo…. By using logic we come to the conclusion that he made Trump cry, amiright? 😱", ">\n\nThis asshat is so fucking predictable.", ">\n\ndo you mean Desantis crying? Or Trump lying?", ">\n\nAnd called him sir", ">\n\nNext he'll call his wife ugly", ">\n\nOr say that she has secrets about where she worked.\nOr that his dad killed JFK.", ">\n\nNeither of these fascist deserve to be president.", ">\n\nletthemfight.gif", ">\n\nLet them fight. ding ding", ">\n\nLmao, let the feasting begin.", ">\n\nThis I will believe.", ">\n\nI also heard Trump claimed that anytime DeSantis had to open a jar that was too hard to open he came over to Trump's; in tears.", ">\n\nIt's scary how with the GOP's constant appeasement of the Orange Turd, I can actually see this happening. \nIs Trump lying? Most likely. But I can still see it happening.", ">\n\nAnd he's known for his consistent honesty, so I'm sure this happened.", ">\n\nTrump seems to always endorse people who cry in front of him, only to betray him later. Not a great judge of character if you ask me.", ">\n\nLet me guess, he called him 'Sir,' too. \nBuffoon.", ">\n\nHaha, this is where they've gotten to? \"Desantis is a booger-head and cried in front of me!\"", ">\n\nIt’s going to be fascinating to watch the Republican politicians try to take on trump knowing how deranged the base is. They went along with the insanity and even leaned into it like when Ronny D built a toy wall with his kid in the commercial. They must know it’s impossible to reason with these people. I can only imagine what it will look like when the Trump crazies set their sights on destroying DeSantis.", ">\n\nPlease run as an independent. Please.\nHe's the orange kryptonite to that void of charisma hack from Florida.", ">\n\nAs is with everything Donald says \nIt is more than likely Donald cried Infront of Ronald\nHaha Ronald and Donald", ">\n\nAnyone with \"nald\" needs to be blacklisted from politics.", ">\n\nAnyone with gop, conservative or Republicansl too", ">\n\nLet them eat each other, i for one am and will be enjoying the show", ">\n\nWatching two obese men get into a dick measuring contest is rather disturbing.", ">\n\nEspecially without an electron microscope.", ">\n\nKing Ron is too evil to cry. He has ZERO empathy or compassion. I bet he wouldn’t (or didn’t) cry over his own mother dying.", ">\n\nI didn't see any after the hurricanes or the apartment collapse.", ">\n\nDonald Trump can insult DeSantis on every level and watch Ronnie boy go back to kissing Trump's ass. Just like Ted Cruz. \nThe Republican collective lacks a spine since they clearly just accept incivility and childishness as virtues.", ">\n\nPointless article", ">\n\nI hope they both destroy each other. Our country needs a better leader than these two clowns", ">\n\nBegun, the douche wars have.", ">\n\nDude this is fucking hilarious. Let the GOP burn baby burn", ">\n\n\"It was incredible. I was having lunch at Mar-A-Lago and DeSantis walks up to me with tears in his eyes. And he said. You know what he said? He said 'Mister Trump, you're amazing. Everything a man could be. If you endorse me, I'll win. I'll give you anything you want.' And you know what I said? I said 'No way Jose. I'm the big cheese.' And you know what he did? He ran away crying in his little white boots. So sad. So sad.\"", ">\n\nBelievable until he said “Mr trump”.\nIt’s always “Sir” or “Mr President” when the Cheeto relays his big strong man with tears in his eyes stories.", ">\n\nCan you imagine what Republicans are going to release against Trump when he dies and it’s safe to talk?", ">\n\nThis battle between these two would be fucking hilarious if they didn’t have a serious chance of winning.", ">\n\nWho cares what he says. Hey media, just ignore him and report when he's convicted pretty please.", ">\n\nAs weak as Trump is right now, he knows how to put the hurt on competing right-wing grifters.", ">\n\nTrump wasn't kidding when he said he hasn't changed since he was in first grade. This is the kind of thing a bully tries to tell other kids to make the picked on kid in class look bad. Except the picked on kid deserves it this time so it's hard to feel bad for any of them.", ">\n\nSure, Don. We all 100% believe that's something that happened. Thanks for the update.", ">\n\nGotta hand it to him, Trump really knows how to play to the absolute basest and lowest common denominator of humanity.", ">\n\nMAGA is completely Middle School bullshit.", ">\n\nIs trump lying?\nOr is the torture guy a cry baby?", ">\n\nSmells like 2016 again", ">\n\nHe claims everyone cries when they beg him for something. Could it be they’re just tearing up over the noxious stench emanating from his depends?", ">\n\nBoth r whinny little b!tches", ">\n\nOh I’m sure Trump has leaked a tear or two during a ketchup-smearing tantrum.", ">\n\nThe smell from Trump’s diaper was really bad at the time.", ">\n\nWhen Donny starts losing in the primary and he turns his violent goons on his opponents, that's gonna be a good time. No wonder they all want to see him in jail or dead before the time comes.", ">\n\nThis one actually tracks as being true. DeSantis is a whiner in press conferences I can only imagine what crocodile tears he pulls out while trying to gain power.", ">\n\nNext he is going to say DeSantis sucked his dick and swallowed.", ">\n\nLmao we're in for a wild ride, folks!", ">\n\nI’m sure they both cried together holding each other’s bellies", ">\n\nHonestly I doubt it happened at all, the man spews bullshit nonstop but he's now made one of his most dangerous political rivals look weak. Honestly, Ron was most likely the next to the throne of the republican party. \nRonny needs to come out swinging to appeal to the base cos the base will belief anything that liar will say. \nSo is it a republican party or a maga party is gonna be the question", ">\n\nHe came to me with tears in his eyes and said “sir”", ">\n\nLol this is gonna be good 🍿", ">\n\nI’m thrilled both are running for president. I hope they both keep going. Split the vote!!", ">\n\nRon gave Don head guaranteed", ">\n\nNot sure which of these guys is a bigger idiot", ">\n\nThe one time I want Trump to not be lying…", ">\n\nI cant wait for this lame party of GOP incel s to continue to lose, they are all absolute fucking idiots who have nothing to offer except wining and being so passive and lame and sad sack loser fucking idiots, the worst shit for America, just fucking cry baby losers. Barf.", ">\n\n“Oh sir, sir, please endorse me sir…”", ">\n\nAh, so trmp cried in front of someone when he needed their support. putin? I bet it was putin.", ">\n\nCome on, his knees were starting to hurt!", ">\n\nBut did he “beg like a dog”? The Trumpees love the most crass belittlements. Crying isn’t humiliating enough.", ">\n\n\nTrump Claims DeSantis Cried in Front of Him While Seeking Endorsement\n\nFor once I believe him", ">\n\nThey're both dicks and deserve each other.", ">\n\nBecause crying, as a sign of empathy and emotions, is a crippling wound in the mind of Donald Trump.", ">\n\nUsually, everything that comes out of Trump's mouth is bullshit, but it would not surprise me one bit if it was true.", ">\n\nYea, straight up lie.", ">\n\nCrying is not a weakness. Having said that, both of these guys can get fucked.", ">\n\nIs this even newsworthy? Who cares.", ">\n\nDid we learn nothing from vintage commercials? You gotta save Kodak moments like this to enjoy and share with others on a later date", ">\n\nWhy wouldn’t we believe you Mr Trump, oh that’s right you lie and you hate DeSantis.", ">\n\n\nBig man, strong man, comes up to me - tears in his eyes - he says \"Sir...\"\n\n-", ">\n\nWell, I gotta say, I absolutely believe him . . . and I REALLY bet it looked just like John Turturro begging for his life in Miller's Crossing. \"I'm just a grifter, Trumpy! I'm a nobody!\"", ">\n\nOh man, this is going to get real entertaining if DeSantis starts swinging back. I hope he does, and doe snot just roll over thinking \"it's fine, I'll run in 2028\".\nHe must be aware that, if Trump somehow won in 2024, the country would once again go blue after 4 more years of Trump. The last time he won is poisoned the next 3 elections for republicans. So, DeSantis would have a much worse chance of winning if he waited until 2028. Especially after Trump inevitably attempts to change the rules to allow him to run for a 3rd term.\nThe Conservative subreddit was pretty much ready to ditch Trump after the midterms. They've cooled a bit on that now, and are not paying much attention to these little jabs. But seeing them tear themselves in half when the gloves come off between Trump and DeSantis would really be some quality entertainment.", ">\n\nWhatever you think about his popularity with the broader electorate I wouldn't want to see Trump win even the Republican nomination. If he gets his hands on the levers of power and he knows that constitutionally he is ineligible for another term then he will do everything and anything to retain his grip on power. His last term ended with rednecks shitting in the halls of Congress. Let's not flirt with the idea that letting him win the nomination is good for Democrats. That's some 2016 thinking", ">\n\nWhatever. According to Trump everybody who comes up to talk to him as tears in their eyes. I imagine they're just crying cuz they're too close to God damn Donald Trump.", ">\n\nTrump tells the truth for once.", ">\n\nWho cares? I’m so over this type of stuff…we need to debate policies, attack bad policies…move on from the useless insults.", ">\n\nWe need pics", ">\n\nI doubt this is true but I love that he's using this nonsense on someone who deserves it for once.", ">\n\nDeSantis \"I cry everytime I'm in close proximity to freshly cut onions\" 🤣😙", ">\n\nI'm gonna go ahead and assume this is true, just like I'm gonna go ahead and assume it means trump cried in front of the actual billionaires in control of the GOP when he sought their endorsement.", ">\n\nCan we stop talking about trump for the ever loving fucking love of god. We’re gonna wake up to, “trump doesn’t understand oat milk.” Like fuck off. But it’s hard to stop talking about a guy who sells papers right", ">\n\nTo be fair, if I was stuck in a room with Trump I'd probably cry too.", ">\n\nThis won’t matter to the right. They don’t care. This masculinity “gotcha” will totally miss them. The only way this will ever matter is if they want to leverage against DeSantis later. As long as he is really delivering for the fascists and white supremacists, nothing will matter.", ">\n\nI'm cool with trump's lies sabotaging the republican party.", ">\n\nPeople who give a shit about stuff like this are watching politics like it’s a TV show or sporting event. \nSad.", ">\n\nWow.....when two serial liars tell a story, which one do you believe?!", ">\n\nDesantis vs Trump in primaries is going to be the most ridiculously absurd schoolyard insult fight ever.", ">\n\nTrump lies as easily as he breathes. At this point I’d be way more surprised to hear he told the truth about something", ">\n\nMore of this, please. Rot from within. MORE MORE MORE!", ">\n\nYes. I’m certain this actually happened.", ">\n\nThis one gonna get nasty", ">\n\nHaha it’s going to be fun watching these dogs pee all over eachother", ">\n\nJust another absurd claim that can’t be proven one way or the other. Not that DeSatan isn’t a monstrous liar himself.", ">\n\nI believe it", ">\n\nSo with his track record of projection...\nWhat do you think the over under on trump crying videos existing are?", ">\n\nDeSantis cry? A physical impossibility!", ">\n\nI don't doubt it. He'll do anything to get power.", ">\n\nBig strong man, tears in his eyes.", ">\n\nAs I watch as our democratic republic swirls down the toilet, my only solace is watching these two psychopaths (Trump & DeSantis) go at each other's throats for the Presidency.", ">\n\nI didn't even know DeSantis was a trucker.", ">\n\nHe means his money shot in DeSantis face got him in the eyes, causing them to water. 💦", ">\n\nIt was probably the smell", ">\n\nI choose to believe this, because it’s hilarious to picture.", ">\n\nare they really wearing the exact same outfit lmao", ">\n\nI honestly kind of believe this.", ">\n\nTrump, if you have any kind of solid evidence on these claims, you better start producing them for the press because DeSantis is kicking your ass.", ">\n\nSo what? The two of you are cut from the same dicktater cloth.", ">\n\nLet em fight!", ">\n\nVideo/pics or stfu trumpie!", ">\n\nDon't get me wrong, I dislike DeSantis just as much, but only the orange blob would make fun of someone showing feelings and use it to win internet points.", ">\n\nMust have been the smell", ">\n\nHe just couldn’t keep that card in his pocket. The premature trump played himself.", ">\n\nCan’t out bitchboy this bitchboy", ">\n\nJust this once, I’m going to assume Donald Trump is telling the truth, because fuck Ron DeSantis.", ">\n\nThe thing is, who cares if he cried? I do not like RD (lived in Florida 5 years, moved to another state in 2021, mostly because of what Florida is turning into), but even if he did cry, so what? Trump’s gender lines are so dumb and archaic: crying mad bad.", ">\n\nit doesn't matter.\nif desantis cried desantis fans will say he's human. if joe biden cried desantis fans will say he's weak.", ">\n\nDid he call him “sir” too while crying?", ">\n\nIt brings me great joy that these meatheads are eating each other alive.\nGreat, great joy.", ">\n\nDid Deathanus take it with, or without KY?", ">\n\nYes! Let’s the flames begin!", ">\n\nI CANNOT wait for the primary debates.", ">\n\nStrong guy. Never cried before in his life. Came to me with tears in his eyes asking for my endorsement. What a guy. So disloyal now.", ">\n\nI hate both of them but DeSantis isn't a scared little child. This is a guy who played college baseball - he was a stud. The last person he'd ever cry in front of is Trump that's for sure.", ">\n\nPlaying college baseball has absolutely nothing to do with this lmao.", ">\n\nIt does, it shows he's not a wimp. I hate the fucker with a passion but don't believe he cried in front of Trump. If you played baseball or football in college you'd understand (but clearly you didn't.)", ">\n\nSo when do we get the small penis insults from Trump?", ">\n\nThis is so stupid. There's no evidence but it's still gonna start yet another stage of those twos pissing match and it's hilarious", ">\n\n\"....and then Ron felt trump's massive biceps and begged him to become his personal trainer. Then Ron begged trump to teach him how to cook, make love, and buy property.\"", ">\n\nDid daddy Rump make Ronnie cry", ">\n\nThe best part? This stuff works. I don't know whether I should be impressed by Trump or sad for his supporters. A little of both, I guess.", ">\n\nLol, shit getting real.", ">\n\nTrump trying to appeal to those personality types who buy into egocentric masculinity that doesn’t include boys crying. The same kind of dudes who have to carry firearms to feel safe in society. “Tough on the outside…., repressed, depressed and angry on the inside.”", ">\n\nSomehow I believe Trump on this one.", ">\n\nRon's got 24 hours to get in the booth and buck back with a diss track", ">\n\nThe tiny hands club", ">\n\nThat Desantis wall building video with his kids is the SIMPIEST thing ive ever seen, not only by a politician, but a man. \nTalk about a little germ\nI Believe this....", ">\n\nRepublicans hate any sign of weakness", ">\n\nThis is a story about a liar lying about a liar!", ">\n\nIt's like that empire strikes back seen between Vader and the Emperor. Except two fools 🤣 Space Balls 2 here we come.", ">\n\nThis is the ultimate conservative insult. No \"real man\" would cry, let alone in front of another \"real man\".", ">\n\nKen Watanabi: “Let them fight”", ">\n\nDeSantis is a scammer, they were probably crocodile tears just to manipulate Trump", ">\n\nI'm living for the day tough guy DimSantis bends over for Dear Leader.", ">\n\nNow this is something I actually believe.", ">\n\n🎼 This is how it starrrts 🎶", ">\n\nI hope donald has a tape.", ">\n\nHe thinks he’s the godfather", ">\n\nDownvote every Trump story.", ">\n\nA statement that makes them both look terrible. GOOD", ">\n\nOoo the girls are fighting! Someone grab the popcorn!", ">\n\nDoes Trump have a fetish about crying men coming to him? The man is obsessed with crying men.", ">\n\nAnd we got a winner! Crying DeSantis!", ">\n\nAs a non-American I’m not entirely sure who DeSantis is, though I can see by the comments that he is not well liked. \nBut regardless of his politics, this feels like a weird thing to be arguing about in the news. So what if he did cry? Sometimes being passionate about something makes one cry. Maybe like some are suggesting it was faked. \nWhat’s important is, what does it tell other men when this is news and people are genuinely having this argument in the comments? Why are we still shaming people for feeling their feelings? Even people we don’t like?", ">\n\nWas that before or after the blowjob ?", ">\n\nHe needs to see what tears of laughter look like. He's probably telling Trump that he didn't need his approval to run for anything.", ">\n\nWhy do you have people attacking you from all angles, Ron? Might it be because you are an obnoxious asshole?", ">\n\nFight! Fight! Fight!", ">\n\nLol DeSadness", ">\n\nPeople can confirm this with tears in their eyes, the best people, bigly .\nCovfeve covfeve", ">\n\nDoes anyone believe him? And if not, why even report this? If Trump said the weather was sunny, I’d put on a raincoat before going out. I have no use for DeSantis, but Trump saying anything about anybody does not inform anyone in the least.", ">\n\nThe sexual tension between these two is palpable", ">\n\nAnd so the blood letting kicks into high gear.", ">\n\nLmao. This mother fucker.", ">\n\nThat would actually make Desantis in touch with his feelings and would therefore gain more approval. \nBut these are conservatives we are talking about so feelings/crying=liberal nonsense.", ">\n\nOh, how I hope they keep this up.\nI would love to see them eat themselves up from the inside.", ">\n\nHe probably had tears in his eyes from laughing so hard at trump.", ">\n\nThey both have the weirdest small hands.", ">\n\nI'm loving this childish battle between them", ">\n\nAll of these articles should just be titled “Liar lies again”", ">\n\nLet them fight!", ">\n\nOh, i thought it meant he stunk that bad… sorry….", ">\n\nInsert Shang Tzu \"it has begun\" gif here.", ">\n\nSip on those tears folks", ">\n\nAh, among these idiots, the ultimate shame. I'm sure Desantis is commiting harakiri as we speak.", ">\n\nits almost worth living through this shitty reality to see these morons try to eat each other", ">\n\nDid he please the 5th" ]

[ "Sooo, this means trump cried in front of someone when seeking endorsement? Putin?", ">\n\nExactly.", ">\n\nWell, now we know exactly who has something over him.", ">\n\nWe do, but we used to, too.", ">\n\nThanks, Mitch.", ">\n\nDonnie DOES love escalators…", ">\n\nSorry for the convenience", ">\n\nI wonder how man times he called Trump \"sir?\"", ">\n\nThis is how it went word for word.\n“Please sir, endorse me sir. How can I be as smart and as good looking as you sir? Or sir, [starts sobbing] you are so wonderful “", ">\n\nDesantis weakly salutes Dear Leader", ">\n\nThe mandatory real-fake cry claim does have Kim-Jong Il vibes.", ">\n\nRed-on-red crime is my favorite kind of crime.", ">\n\nThis one is great hecause half of their base appeal is as tough guys, so telling the nation that one of them was sobbing like a baby in front of the other is a solid move. Now Deathanus has to decide whether to just accept it and be belittled, or start to fight back and fracture the party. 10/10 can’t wait for season finale.", ">\n\nHalf of these guys wouldn’t know the difference between a hatchet and an axe and wouldn’t be able to load and shoot an AR. \nRepublicans in federal government are almost all what they would consider effeminate suburbanites.", ">\n\nIn reality yes. But we know they don’t live there. To them an obese man who wears makeup and lifted shoes while avoiding war because his feet hurt is the epitome of manly.", ">\n\nI love your username. For some reason, that line cracked up my wife and me and we say it all the time.", ">\n\nIt’s so funny how many people get the reference! Workaholics def had its fans but it was never a mainstream smash so it’s crazy how many people recognize one throwaway line from the show!\nNow get in my grapevan pls", ">\n\nCatherine Zeta Jones, she dips beneath lasers, oh oh oh", ">\n\nShe has entrapped me, and Sean Connery! OH oh OH. OH oh OHhh^hh^h", ">\n\nWhen two pieces of shit get together, there will be a whole lot of stories coming out", ">\n\nThis embarrassing DeSantis campaign ad will be played repeatedly as a hit piece. That was some insane level of bootlicking lol. For one rare moment, I think Trump is speaking the truth. DeSantis absolutely cried in front of him and maybe even got on his knees for an endorsement", ">\n\nI had to go show this to my grandma. She screams about Trump and DeSantis til her voice cracks. She said she’s never wished on anyone’s demise before them. And McConnell. The rage in her 4’11”, 74 year old body is immense.", ">\n\nSounds like you've got one righteous grandma", ">\n\nShe marched her lil ass out in January in DC to march with us during Trump’s inauguration. It was actually my 18th birthday and afterwards we stopped and had Ethiopian for the first time. Her first time trying any African food and she still talks about how much she loves it. She sat with me at a tattoo appointment and afterwards we got pizza and ice cream. I love her. She’s an amazing woman.", ">\n\n\nand afterwards we stopped and had Ethiopian\n\nColumbus Circle? Fantastic places up there", ">\n\nWish I could remember. The place was packed. My grandmother and I sat on the end of the table with the vegetarian platter (since i was vegan) so she mostly ate the veg stuff. It was amazing. There’s a good place up in Tampa (Queen of Sheba) but nowhere near as good as this place was.", ">\n\nHe's probably lying but I wouldn't be surprised if its true. Have you ever seen DeSantis in a debate or outside of his hand-picked media reporters? He's so socially awkward and unstable and has the charisma of a garden slug.", ">\n\nTrue. I have noticed him moving his jaw from side to side in nearly every news conference when someone else is at the podium. Odd.", ">\n\nHe's got some kind of behavioral issue. He was never an appealing candidate, but he's surrounded himself and insulated himself with a core group of very politically savvy extremists that are the ones propelling him forward. He's not the political \"genius\" the media paints him out to be. His handlers are but he's an empty suit being controlled by puppeteers.", ">\n\nThat is actually slightly reassuring for someone not so in the know about him, like myself.", ">\n\nIt shouldn't be though. If you start looking in to his core group of advisors and backers these are some terrifying people.", ">\n\nIn so much as it shows his limitations.", ">\n\nTrue, he has many weaknesses. But they cover for them well.", ">\n\nTrump is desperate to make his opponents look effete to distract from his needing to have his hand held as we walked down a ramp or having to grasp a glass with two small hands or needing the power of the military to help him beat Covid.", ">\n\nCovfefe", ">\n\nHamburder flu", ">\n\nPerpetrated by the radical left gang member known as the “Hamburglar”", ">\n\nRobble robble", ">\n\nLots of self-proclaimed “alpha males” are wrestling with some cognitive dissonance today.", ">\n\nThey'll figure it out after praying to their favorite NFT of the day", ">\n\nDeSantis's response is going to be \"you know what makes me cry? CRT. Please clap.\"", ">\n\nIt was Jeb Bush that said “please clap.”", ">\n\nStandard playbook. Muddy the waters to make your opponent look “just as bad or worse” than you.", ">\n\nOr at least make up enough stories so that sane people with busy lives aren’t sure anymore. It’s what they’ve done for Zelenskyy, Thunberg, and Fauci.\nThat being said I wouldn’t be surprised if Desantis cried.", ">\n\nOn the one hand, Trump claims this any time he tells a story about anyone asking him for anything. \"He came to me with tears in his eyes.\" It's a bizarre piece of rhetoric he employs at every given opportunity. I think he thinks it makes him look magnanimous while simultaneously making the other person look weak. I have doubts that anyone has expressed any emotion in front of the man for less than $50,000 any time in the past 20 years.\nOn the other hand, DeSantis has no heart, can probably cry on command, and will crawl on his hands and knees across broken glass to jerk off a syphilitic stray dog into his own mouth if it means he gets what he wants.", ">\n\nNow thats an awful image!", ">\n\nThank you, I crafted it while taking a dump.", ">\n\nHope Georgia prosecutors doesn't forget the tweet where Trump admitted to interfering in the Florida election to make sure Desantis won.", ">\n\nAnd everybody clapped.", ">\n\nI dunno, I imagine a lot of people cry when they have to interact with him.", ">\n\nDesantis...\"I've seen the pee tape, and it is the most humiliation thing I've ever seen. Donald even got some in his mouth.\"", ">\n\nIt's just DJT pissing up into his own mouth on a bed the Obama's slept on at the Kremlin", ">\n\nTo be fair, getting a close up whiff of scrambled Sudafed and BigMac diaper blowouts tends to make one’s eyes run a bit.", ">\n\nDesantis is garbage. But this story likely isn't true. Trump claims people cry in front of him all the time. Many of those people aren't even real, they are just folks he made up in his head in the moment. \n\"This big guy, some say a former marine, a lot of people are saying it, really big, tough guy, and he came to me, tears in his eyes, and he said 'Mister Trump, you saved my life,' and it's true, I did save his life, I fought next to him in Afghanistan, that's what people are saying, and you know what? Maybe they're right, maybe I did kill 100 terrorists, because I know terrorists, some of them are my friends, and I say to terrorists, stop with that terror, and you know what? They stop. No one else knows terror and anti-terror like I do, just like that marine said.\"", ">\n\nRoflcopter", ">\n\nTrump knows whatever shit he says in the media will be reported like it was fact first and have to be proven false later", ">\n\n\n\"There were tears coming down from his eyes. He said: 'If you endorse me, I'll win,'\" said Trump.\n\nlmao trump couldnt come up with something better than this?", ">\n\nSeriously lol. It has a lot of \"and then everyone clapped\" energy.", ">\n\nWow who's gonna vote for Little Crybaby Ronnie?", ">\n\nWell as hard as it is to say it, I believe Trump this time. He just left out that they cried together, holding each other in a swampy embrace. Their Depends touching each other and their tentacles creep out and conjoin so they may exchange long protein strings.", ">\n\nTrump: [proceeds to unzip pantaloons]", ">\n\n\npantaloons\n\nrich people pants", ">\n\nNo, it’s crazypants. Right there in the name: pant-of-loons.", ">\n\nSuper convincing story, just trust him it's true. He's a business man! How else can he be so rich if not being totally honest? Btw the water pressure sucks in Florida, you have to flush multiple times. Terrible, terrible leader.", ">\n\n“He said ‘Sir…’”", ">\n\nLying liars lie.", ">\n\nBigly.", ">\n\nTrump says ~~Santos~~ DeSantis cried. ~~Santos~~ DeSantis will claim that he didn't. One of these serial liars would be telling the truth. That has never happened before so the universe might just explode out of sheer surprise.\nEdit: wrong idiot", ">\n\nSantos or DeSantis?", ">\n\nTrump is such a beacon of truth and integrity. Add irony here.", ">\n\nPoor Cry Baby DeSantis", ">\n\n‘Big, strong’ men can’t stop crying around President Trump. Just ask him.", ">\n\nTrump is unbelievable. After all these years he still sounds like a hurt 8 year old.", ">\n\nIt's times like this that having no history of telling any kind of truth really doesn't work in his favor, as much as I want to believe this.", ">\n\nLike everything else Trump has said, I’m sure this is 100% true.\nHe never lies, right?", ">\n\nTo try to make a rival look bad? He'd never do that.", ">\n\nWhile calling him sir. Yawn. We get it, Donald.", ">\n\nHe is a cringe factory and totally seems like type to cry for something when he really wants it, like a big baby.", ">\n\nLol. These people suck so bad.", ">\n\nCrying is okay, folks.\nTrump and DeSantis are shit people, but crying is okay.", ">\n\nProbably.... and Donald Trump poops himself and is a traitor.", ">\n\nFact: trump lies about everything. Fact: trump denigrates his opponents. As much as I want to believe this, it’s probably bull shit.", ">\n\nThey’re both liars, but somehow I believe this.", ">\n\nAnd then DJT shit his Depends.", ">\n\nWatching the republican party implode this election cycle is going to be schadenfreude like I’ve never experienced before.", ">\n\nEverything this piece of shit ever says is a lie. So I’m going to happily report that this is definitely more bullshit from this traitor’s mouth.\nThat being said, unfortunately his base will still eat this up. Because:\n-The Traitorous Piece of Shit said it so it must be true.\n-DeathSentence cried.\n-Crying is womanly.\n-DeathSentence is a woman.\n-MAGA MAGA MAGA\nSomewhere right now a group of Qdiots are saying some spaghetti style version of the exact talking points above.", ">\n\nTrump can piss in his pants because he wears absorbent diapers. It is probably a medical condition so he should not be ashamed.", ">\n\n\"He probably didn't even cry when he was a baby, and then he said..SIR!\"", ">\n\nStormy claims trump cried when she laughed at his mushroom dick", ">\n\nI had thought DeSantis was a SEAL, and therefore unlikely to be crying. I checked Wikipedia and found out the was a lawyer for the SEALs, so different. \nThen I read that he got a Bronze Star after his Iraq tour, but then I found out that the Bronze star is typically awarded as an upgrade from a MSM in combat zones. \nSo now I'm thinking that the crying story is totes believable.", ">\n\nSo…. By using logic we come to the conclusion that he made Trump cry, amiright? 😱", ">\n\nThis asshat is so fucking predictable.", ">\n\ndo you mean Desantis crying? Or Trump lying?", ">\n\nAnd called him sir", ">\n\nNext he'll call his wife ugly", ">\n\nOr say that she has secrets about where she worked.\nOr that his dad killed JFK.", ">\n\nNeither of these fascist deserve to be president.", ">\n\nletthemfight.gif", ">\n\nLet them fight. ding ding", ">\n\nLmao, let the feasting begin.", ">\n\nThis I will believe.", ">\n\nI also heard Trump claimed that anytime DeSantis had to open a jar that was too hard to open he came over to Trump's; in tears.", ">\n\nIt's scary how with the GOP's constant appeasement of the Orange Turd, I can actually see this happening. \nIs Trump lying? Most likely. But I can still see it happening.", ">\n\nAnd he's known for his consistent honesty, so I'm sure this happened.", ">\n\nTrump seems to always endorse people who cry in front of him, only to betray him later. Not a great judge of character if you ask me.", ">\n\nLet me guess, he called him 'Sir,' too. \nBuffoon.", ">\n\nHaha, this is where they've gotten to? \"Desantis is a booger-head and cried in front of me!\"", ">\n\nIt’s going to be fascinating to watch the Republican politicians try to take on trump knowing how deranged the base is. They went along with the insanity and even leaned into it like when Ronny D built a toy wall with his kid in the commercial. They must know it’s impossible to reason with these people. I can only imagine what it will look like when the Trump crazies set their sights on destroying DeSantis.", ">\n\nPlease run as an independent. Please.\nHe's the orange kryptonite to that void of charisma hack from Florida.", ">\n\nAs is with everything Donald says \nIt is more than likely Donald cried Infront of Ronald\nHaha Ronald and Donald", ">\n\nAnyone with \"nald\" needs to be blacklisted from politics.", ">\n\nAnyone with gop, conservative or Republicansl too", ">\n\nLet them eat each other, i for one am and will be enjoying the show", ">\n\nWatching two obese men get into a dick measuring contest is rather disturbing.", ">\n\nEspecially without an electron microscope.", ">\n\nKing Ron is too evil to cry. He has ZERO empathy or compassion. I bet he wouldn’t (or didn’t) cry over his own mother dying.", ">\n\nI didn't see any after the hurricanes or the apartment collapse.", ">\n\nDonald Trump can insult DeSantis on every level and watch Ronnie boy go back to kissing Trump's ass. Just like Ted Cruz. \nThe Republican collective lacks a spine since they clearly just accept incivility and childishness as virtues.", ">\n\nPointless article", ">\n\nI hope they both destroy each other. Our country needs a better leader than these two clowns", ">\n\nBegun, the douche wars have.", ">\n\nDude this is fucking hilarious. Let the GOP burn baby burn", ">\n\n\"It was incredible. I was having lunch at Mar-A-Lago and DeSantis walks up to me with tears in his eyes. And he said. You know what he said? He said 'Mister Trump, you're amazing. Everything a man could be. If you endorse me, I'll win. I'll give you anything you want.' And you know what I said? I said 'No way Jose. I'm the big cheese.' And you know what he did? He ran away crying in his little white boots. So sad. So sad.\"", ">\n\nBelievable until he said “Mr trump”.\nIt’s always “Sir” or “Mr President” when the Cheeto relays his big strong man with tears in his eyes stories.", ">\n\nCan you imagine what Republicans are going to release against Trump when he dies and it’s safe to talk?", ">\n\nThis battle between these two would be fucking hilarious if they didn’t have a serious chance of winning.", ">\n\nWho cares what he says. Hey media, just ignore him and report when he's convicted pretty please.", ">\n\nAs weak as Trump is right now, he knows how to put the hurt on competing right-wing grifters.", ">\n\nTrump wasn't kidding when he said he hasn't changed since he was in first grade. This is the kind of thing a bully tries to tell other kids to make the picked on kid in class look bad. Except the picked on kid deserves it this time so it's hard to feel bad for any of them.", ">\n\nSure, Don. We all 100% believe that's something that happened. Thanks for the update.", ">\n\nGotta hand it to him, Trump really knows how to play to the absolute basest and lowest common denominator of humanity.", ">\n\nMAGA is completely Middle School bullshit.", ">\n\nIs trump lying?\nOr is the torture guy a cry baby?", ">\n\nSmells like 2016 again", ">\n\nHe claims everyone cries when they beg him for something. Could it be they’re just tearing up over the noxious stench emanating from his depends?", ">\n\nBoth r whinny little b!tches", ">\n\nOh I’m sure Trump has leaked a tear or two during a ketchup-smearing tantrum.", ">\n\nThe smell from Trump’s diaper was really bad at the time.", ">\n\nWhen Donny starts losing in the primary and he turns his violent goons on his opponents, that's gonna be a good time. No wonder they all want to see him in jail or dead before the time comes.", ">\n\nThis one actually tracks as being true. DeSantis is a whiner in press conferences I can only imagine what crocodile tears he pulls out while trying to gain power.", ">\n\nNext he is going to say DeSantis sucked his dick and swallowed.", ">\n\nLmao we're in for a wild ride, folks!", ">\n\nI’m sure they both cried together holding each other’s bellies", ">\n\nHonestly I doubt it happened at all, the man spews bullshit nonstop but he's now made one of his most dangerous political rivals look weak. Honestly, Ron was most likely the next to the throne of the republican party. \nRonny needs to come out swinging to appeal to the base cos the base will belief anything that liar will say. \nSo is it a republican party or a maga party is gonna be the question", ">\n\nHe came to me with tears in his eyes and said “sir”", ">\n\nLol this is gonna be good 🍿", ">\n\nI’m thrilled both are running for president. I hope they both keep going. Split the vote!!", ">\n\nRon gave Don head guaranteed", ">\n\nNot sure which of these guys is a bigger idiot", ">\n\nThe one time I want Trump to not be lying…", ">\n\nI cant wait for this lame party of GOP incel s to continue to lose, they are all absolute fucking idiots who have nothing to offer except wining and being so passive and lame and sad sack loser fucking idiots, the worst shit for America, just fucking cry baby losers. Barf.", ">\n\n“Oh sir, sir, please endorse me sir…”", ">\n\nAh, so trmp cried in front of someone when he needed their support. putin? I bet it was putin.", ">\n\nCome on, his knees were starting to hurt!", ">\n\nBut did he “beg like a dog”? The Trumpees love the most crass belittlements. Crying isn’t humiliating enough.", ">\n\n\nTrump Claims DeSantis Cried in Front of Him While Seeking Endorsement\n\nFor once I believe him", ">\n\nThey're both dicks and deserve each other.", ">\n\nBecause crying, as a sign of empathy and emotions, is a crippling wound in the mind of Donald Trump.", ">\n\nUsually, everything that comes out of Trump's mouth is bullshit, but it would not surprise me one bit if it was true.", ">\n\nYea, straight up lie.", ">\n\nCrying is not a weakness. Having said that, both of these guys can get fucked.", ">\n\nIs this even newsworthy? Who cares.", ">\n\nDid we learn nothing from vintage commercials? You gotta save Kodak moments like this to enjoy and share with others on a later date", ">\n\nWhy wouldn’t we believe you Mr Trump, oh that’s right you lie and you hate DeSantis.", ">\n\n\nBig man, strong man, comes up to me - tears in his eyes - he says \"Sir...\"\n\n-", ">\n\nWell, I gotta say, I absolutely believe him . . . and I REALLY bet it looked just like John Turturro begging for his life in Miller's Crossing. \"I'm just a grifter, Trumpy! I'm a nobody!\"", ">\n\nOh man, this is going to get real entertaining if DeSantis starts swinging back. I hope he does, and doe snot just roll over thinking \"it's fine, I'll run in 2028\".\nHe must be aware that, if Trump somehow won in 2024, the country would once again go blue after 4 more years of Trump. The last time he won is poisoned the next 3 elections for republicans. So, DeSantis would have a much worse chance of winning if he waited until 2028. Especially after Trump inevitably attempts to change the rules to allow him to run for a 3rd term.\nThe Conservative subreddit was pretty much ready to ditch Trump after the midterms. They've cooled a bit on that now, and are not paying much attention to these little jabs. But seeing them tear themselves in half when the gloves come off between Trump and DeSantis would really be some quality entertainment.", ">\n\nWhatever you think about his popularity with the broader electorate I wouldn't want to see Trump win even the Republican nomination. If he gets his hands on the levers of power and he knows that constitutionally he is ineligible for another term then he will do everything and anything to retain his grip on power. His last term ended with rednecks shitting in the halls of Congress. Let's not flirt with the idea that letting him win the nomination is good for Democrats. That's some 2016 thinking", ">\n\nWhatever. According to Trump everybody who comes up to talk to him as tears in their eyes. I imagine they're just crying cuz they're too close to God damn Donald Trump.", ">\n\nTrump tells the truth for once.", ">\n\nWho cares? I’m so over this type of stuff…we need to debate policies, attack bad policies…move on from the useless insults.", ">\n\nWe need pics", ">\n\nI doubt this is true but I love that he's using this nonsense on someone who deserves it for once.", ">\n\nDeSantis \"I cry everytime I'm in close proximity to freshly cut onions\" 🤣😙", ">\n\nI'm gonna go ahead and assume this is true, just like I'm gonna go ahead and assume it means trump cried in front of the actual billionaires in control of the GOP when he sought their endorsement.", ">\n\nCan we stop talking about trump for the ever loving fucking love of god. We’re gonna wake up to, “trump doesn’t understand oat milk.” Like fuck off. But it’s hard to stop talking about a guy who sells papers right", ">\n\nTo be fair, if I was stuck in a room with Trump I'd probably cry too.", ">\n\nThis won’t matter to the right. They don’t care. This masculinity “gotcha” will totally miss them. The only way this will ever matter is if they want to leverage against DeSantis later. As long as he is really delivering for the fascists and white supremacists, nothing will matter.", ">\n\nI'm cool with trump's lies sabotaging the republican party.", ">\n\nPeople who give a shit about stuff like this are watching politics like it’s a TV show or sporting event. \nSad.", ">\n\nWow.....when two serial liars tell a story, which one do you believe?!", ">\n\nDesantis vs Trump in primaries is going to be the most ridiculously absurd schoolyard insult fight ever.", ">\n\nTrump lies as easily as he breathes. At this point I’d be way more surprised to hear he told the truth about something", ">\n\nMore of this, please. Rot from within. MORE MORE MORE!", ">\n\nYes. I’m certain this actually happened.", ">\n\nThis one gonna get nasty", ">\n\nHaha it’s going to be fun watching these dogs pee all over eachother", ">\n\nJust another absurd claim that can’t be proven one way or the other. Not that DeSatan isn’t a monstrous liar himself.", ">\n\nI believe it", ">\n\nSo with his track record of projection...\nWhat do you think the over under on trump crying videos existing are?", ">\n\nDeSantis cry? A physical impossibility!", ">\n\nI don't doubt it. He'll do anything to get power.", ">\n\nBig strong man, tears in his eyes.", ">\n\nAs I watch as our democratic republic swirls down the toilet, my only solace is watching these two psychopaths (Trump & DeSantis) go at each other's throats for the Presidency.", ">\n\nI didn't even know DeSantis was a trucker.", ">\n\nHe means his money shot in DeSantis face got him in the eyes, causing them to water. 💦", ">\n\nIt was probably the smell", ">\n\nI choose to believe this, because it’s hilarious to picture.", ">\n\nare they really wearing the exact same outfit lmao", ">\n\nI honestly kind of believe this.", ">\n\nTrump, if you have any kind of solid evidence on these claims, you better start producing them for the press because DeSantis is kicking your ass.", ">\n\nSo what? The two of you are cut from the same dicktater cloth.", ">\n\nLet em fight!", ">\n\nVideo/pics or stfu trumpie!", ">\n\nDon't get me wrong, I dislike DeSantis just as much, but only the orange blob would make fun of someone showing feelings and use it to win internet points.", ">\n\nMust have been the smell", ">\n\nHe just couldn’t keep that card in his pocket. The premature trump played himself.", ">\n\nCan’t out bitchboy this bitchboy", ">\n\nJust this once, I’m going to assume Donald Trump is telling the truth, because fuck Ron DeSantis.", ">\n\nThe thing is, who cares if he cried? I do not like RD (lived in Florida 5 years, moved to another state in 2021, mostly because of what Florida is turning into), but even if he did cry, so what? Trump’s gender lines are so dumb and archaic: crying mad bad.", ">\n\nit doesn't matter.\nif desantis cried desantis fans will say he's human. if joe biden cried desantis fans will say he's weak.", ">\n\nDid he call him “sir” too while crying?", ">\n\nIt brings me great joy that these meatheads are eating each other alive.\nGreat, great joy.", ">\n\nDid Deathanus take it with, or without KY?", ">\n\nYes! Let’s the flames begin!", ">\n\nI CANNOT wait for the primary debates.", ">\n\nStrong guy. Never cried before in his life. Came to me with tears in his eyes asking for my endorsement. What a guy. So disloyal now.", ">\n\nI hate both of them but DeSantis isn't a scared little child. This is a guy who played college baseball - he was a stud. The last person he'd ever cry in front of is Trump that's for sure.", ">\n\nPlaying college baseball has absolutely nothing to do with this lmao.", ">\n\nIt does, it shows he's not a wimp. I hate the fucker with a passion but don't believe he cried in front of Trump. If you played baseball or football in college you'd understand (but clearly you didn't.)", ">\n\nSo when do we get the small penis insults from Trump?", ">\n\nThis is so stupid. There's no evidence but it's still gonna start yet another stage of those twos pissing match and it's hilarious", ">\n\n\"....and then Ron felt trump's massive biceps and begged him to become his personal trainer. Then Ron begged trump to teach him how to cook, make love, and buy property.\"", ">\n\nDid daddy Rump make Ronnie cry", ">\n\nThe best part? This stuff works. I don't know whether I should be impressed by Trump or sad for his supporters. A little of both, I guess.", ">\n\nLol, shit getting real.", ">\n\nTrump trying to appeal to those personality types who buy into egocentric masculinity that doesn’t include boys crying. The same kind of dudes who have to carry firearms to feel safe in society. “Tough on the outside…., repressed, depressed and angry on the inside.”", ">\n\nSomehow I believe Trump on this one.", ">\n\nRon's got 24 hours to get in the booth and buck back with a diss track", ">\n\nThe tiny hands club", ">\n\nThat Desantis wall building video with his kids is the SIMPIEST thing ive ever seen, not only by a politician, but a man. \nTalk about a little germ\nI Believe this....", ">\n\nRepublicans hate any sign of weakness", ">\n\nThis is a story about a liar lying about a liar!", ">\n\nIt's like that empire strikes back seen between Vader and the Emperor. Except two fools 🤣 Space Balls 2 here we come.", ">\n\nThis is the ultimate conservative insult. No \"real man\" would cry, let alone in front of another \"real man\".", ">\n\nKen Watanabi: “Let them fight”", ">\n\nDeSantis is a scammer, they were probably crocodile tears just to manipulate Trump", ">\n\nI'm living for the day tough guy DimSantis bends over for Dear Leader.", ">\n\nNow this is something I actually believe.", ">\n\n🎼 This is how it starrrts 🎶", ">\n\nI hope donald has a tape.", ">\n\nHe thinks he’s the godfather", ">\n\nDownvote every Trump story.", ">\n\nA statement that makes them both look terrible. GOOD", ">\n\nOoo the girls are fighting! Someone grab the popcorn!", ">\n\nDoes Trump have a fetish about crying men coming to him? The man is obsessed with crying men.", ">\n\nAnd we got a winner! Crying DeSantis!", ">\n\nAs a non-American I’m not entirely sure who DeSantis is, though I can see by the comments that he is not well liked. \nBut regardless of his politics, this feels like a weird thing to be arguing about in the news. So what if he did cry? Sometimes being passionate about something makes one cry. Maybe like some are suggesting it was faked. \nWhat’s important is, what does it tell other men when this is news and people are genuinely having this argument in the comments? Why are we still shaming people for feeling their feelings? Even people we don’t like?", ">\n\nWas that before or after the blowjob ?", ">\n\nHe needs to see what tears of laughter look like. He's probably telling Trump that he didn't need his approval to run for anything.", ">\n\nWhy do you have people attacking you from all angles, Ron? Might it be because you are an obnoxious asshole?", ">\n\nFight! Fight! Fight!", ">\n\nLol DeSadness", ">\n\nPeople can confirm this with tears in their eyes, the best people, bigly .\nCovfeve covfeve", ">\n\nDoes anyone believe him? And if not, why even report this? If Trump said the weather was sunny, I’d put on a raincoat before going out. I have no use for DeSantis, but Trump saying anything about anybody does not inform anyone in the least.", ">\n\nThe sexual tension between these two is palpable", ">\n\nAnd so the blood letting kicks into high gear.", ">\n\nLmao. This mother fucker.", ">\n\nThat would actually make Desantis in touch with his feelings and would therefore gain more approval. \nBut these are conservatives we are talking about so feelings/crying=liberal nonsense.", ">\n\nOh, how I hope they keep this up.\nI would love to see them eat themselves up from the inside.", ">\n\nHe probably had tears in his eyes from laughing so hard at trump.", ">\n\nThey both have the weirdest small hands.", ">\n\nI'm loving this childish battle between them", ">\n\nAll of these articles should just be titled “Liar lies again”", ">\n\nLet them fight!", ">\n\nOh, i thought it meant he stunk that bad… sorry….", ">\n\nInsert Shang Tzu \"it has begun\" gif here.", ">\n\nSip on those tears folks", ">\n\nAh, among these idiots, the ultimate shame. I'm sure Desantis is commiting harakiri as we speak.", ">\n\nits almost worth living through this shitty reality to see these morons try to eat each other", ">\n\nDid he please the 5th", ">\n\nEveryone cries in front of Trump. It’s the Eau d’Oignon cologne he wears to cover up his flop sweat stink." ]

[ "Sooo, this means trump cried in front of someone when seeking endorsement? Putin?", ">\n\nExactly.", ">\n\nWell, now we know exactly who has something over him.", ">\n\nWe do, but we used to, too.", ">\n\nThanks, Mitch.", ">\n\nDonnie DOES love escalators…", ">\n\nSorry for the convenience", ">\n\nI wonder how man times he called Trump \"sir?\"", ">\n\nThis is how it went word for word.\n“Please sir, endorse me sir. How can I be as smart and as good looking as you sir? Or sir, [starts sobbing] you are so wonderful “", ">\n\nDesantis weakly salutes Dear Leader", ">\n\nThe mandatory real-fake cry claim does have Kim-Jong Il vibes.", ">\n\nRed-on-red crime is my favorite kind of crime.", ">\n\nThis one is great hecause half of their base appeal is as tough guys, so telling the nation that one of them was sobbing like a baby in front of the other is a solid move. Now Deathanus has to decide whether to just accept it and be belittled, or start to fight back and fracture the party. 10/10 can’t wait for season finale.", ">\n\nHalf of these guys wouldn’t know the difference between a hatchet and an axe and wouldn’t be able to load and shoot an AR. \nRepublicans in federal government are almost all what they would consider effeminate suburbanites.", ">\n\nIn reality yes. But we know they don’t live there. To them an obese man who wears makeup and lifted shoes while avoiding war because his feet hurt is the epitome of manly.", ">\n\nI love your username. For some reason, that line cracked up my wife and me and we say it all the time.", ">\n\nIt’s so funny how many people get the reference! Workaholics def had its fans but it was never a mainstream smash so it’s crazy how many people recognize one throwaway line from the show!\nNow get in my grapevan pls", ">\n\nCatherine Zeta Jones, she dips beneath lasers, oh oh oh", ">\n\nShe has entrapped me, and Sean Connery! OH oh OH. OH oh OHhh^hh^h", ">\n\nWhen two pieces of shit get together, there will be a whole lot of stories coming out", ">\n\nThis embarrassing DeSantis campaign ad will be played repeatedly as a hit piece. That was some insane level of bootlicking lol. For one rare moment, I think Trump is speaking the truth. DeSantis absolutely cried in front of him and maybe even got on his knees for an endorsement", ">\n\nI had to go show this to my grandma. She screams about Trump and DeSantis til her voice cracks. She said she’s never wished on anyone’s demise before them. And McConnell. The rage in her 4’11”, 74 year old body is immense.", ">\n\nSounds like you've got one righteous grandma", ">\n\nShe marched her lil ass out in January in DC to march with us during Trump’s inauguration. It was actually my 18th birthday and afterwards we stopped and had Ethiopian for the first time. Her first time trying any African food and she still talks about how much she loves it. She sat with me at a tattoo appointment and afterwards we got pizza and ice cream. I love her. She’s an amazing woman.", ">\n\n\nand afterwards we stopped and had Ethiopian\n\nColumbus Circle? Fantastic places up there", ">\n\nWish I could remember. The place was packed. My grandmother and I sat on the end of the table with the vegetarian platter (since i was vegan) so she mostly ate the veg stuff. It was amazing. There’s a good place up in Tampa (Queen of Sheba) but nowhere near as good as this place was.", ">\n\nHe's probably lying but I wouldn't be surprised if its true. Have you ever seen DeSantis in a debate or outside of his hand-picked media reporters? He's so socially awkward and unstable and has the charisma of a garden slug.", ">\n\nTrue. I have noticed him moving his jaw from side to side in nearly every news conference when someone else is at the podium. Odd.", ">\n\nHe's got some kind of behavioral issue. He was never an appealing candidate, but he's surrounded himself and insulated himself with a core group of very politically savvy extremists that are the ones propelling him forward. He's not the political \"genius\" the media paints him out to be. His handlers are but he's an empty suit being controlled by puppeteers.", ">\n\nThat is actually slightly reassuring for someone not so in the know about him, like myself.", ">\n\nIt shouldn't be though. If you start looking in to his core group of advisors and backers these are some terrifying people.", ">\n\nIn so much as it shows his limitations.", ">\n\nTrue, he has many weaknesses. But they cover for them well.", ">\n\nTrump is desperate to make his opponents look effete to distract from his needing to have his hand held as we walked down a ramp or having to grasp a glass with two small hands or needing the power of the military to help him beat Covid.", ">\n\nCovfefe", ">\n\nHamburder flu", ">\n\nPerpetrated by the radical left gang member known as the “Hamburglar”", ">\n\nRobble robble", ">\n\nLots of self-proclaimed “alpha males” are wrestling with some cognitive dissonance today.", ">\n\nThey'll figure it out after praying to their favorite NFT of the day", ">\n\nDeSantis's response is going to be \"you know what makes me cry? CRT. Please clap.\"", ">\n\nIt was Jeb Bush that said “please clap.”", ">\n\nStandard playbook. Muddy the waters to make your opponent look “just as bad or worse” than you.", ">\n\nOr at least make up enough stories so that sane people with busy lives aren’t sure anymore. It’s what they’ve done for Zelenskyy, Thunberg, and Fauci.\nThat being said I wouldn’t be surprised if Desantis cried.", ">\n\nOn the one hand, Trump claims this any time he tells a story about anyone asking him for anything. \"He came to me with tears in his eyes.\" It's a bizarre piece of rhetoric he employs at every given opportunity. I think he thinks it makes him look magnanimous while simultaneously making the other person look weak. I have doubts that anyone has expressed any emotion in front of the man for less than $50,000 any time in the past 20 years.\nOn the other hand, DeSantis has no heart, can probably cry on command, and will crawl on his hands and knees across broken glass to jerk off a syphilitic stray dog into his own mouth if it means he gets what he wants.", ">\n\nNow thats an awful image!", ">\n\nThank you, I crafted it while taking a dump.", ">\n\nHope Georgia prosecutors doesn't forget the tweet where Trump admitted to interfering in the Florida election to make sure Desantis won.", ">\n\nAnd everybody clapped.", ">\n\nI dunno, I imagine a lot of people cry when they have to interact with him.", ">\n\nDesantis...\"I've seen the pee tape, and it is the most humiliation thing I've ever seen. Donald even got some in his mouth.\"", ">\n\nIt's just DJT pissing up into his own mouth on a bed the Obama's slept on at the Kremlin", ">\n\nTo be fair, getting a close up whiff of scrambled Sudafed and BigMac diaper blowouts tends to make one’s eyes run a bit.", ">\n\nDesantis is garbage. But this story likely isn't true. Trump claims people cry in front of him all the time. Many of those people aren't even real, they are just folks he made up in his head in the moment. \n\"This big guy, some say a former marine, a lot of people are saying it, really big, tough guy, and he came to me, tears in his eyes, and he said 'Mister Trump, you saved my life,' and it's true, I did save his life, I fought next to him in Afghanistan, that's what people are saying, and you know what? Maybe they're right, maybe I did kill 100 terrorists, because I know terrorists, some of them are my friends, and I say to terrorists, stop with that terror, and you know what? They stop. No one else knows terror and anti-terror like I do, just like that marine said.\"", ">\n\nRoflcopter", ">\n\nTrump knows whatever shit he says in the media will be reported like it was fact first and have to be proven false later", ">\n\n\n\"There were tears coming down from his eyes. He said: 'If you endorse me, I'll win,'\" said Trump.\n\nlmao trump couldnt come up with something better than this?", ">\n\nSeriously lol. It has a lot of \"and then everyone clapped\" energy.", ">\n\nWow who's gonna vote for Little Crybaby Ronnie?", ">\n\nWell as hard as it is to say it, I believe Trump this time. He just left out that they cried together, holding each other in a swampy embrace. Their Depends touching each other and their tentacles creep out and conjoin so they may exchange long protein strings.", ">\n\nTrump: [proceeds to unzip pantaloons]", ">\n\n\npantaloons\n\nrich people pants", ">\n\nNo, it’s crazypants. Right there in the name: pant-of-loons.", ">\n\nSuper convincing story, just trust him it's true. He's a business man! How else can he be so rich if not being totally honest? Btw the water pressure sucks in Florida, you have to flush multiple times. Terrible, terrible leader.", ">\n\n“He said ‘Sir…’”", ">\n\nLying liars lie.", ">\n\nBigly.", ">\n\nTrump says ~~Santos~~ DeSantis cried. ~~Santos~~ DeSantis will claim that he didn't. One of these serial liars would be telling the truth. That has never happened before so the universe might just explode out of sheer surprise.\nEdit: wrong idiot", ">\n\nSantos or DeSantis?", ">\n\nTrump is such a beacon of truth and integrity. Add irony here.", ">\n\nPoor Cry Baby DeSantis", ">\n\n‘Big, strong’ men can’t stop crying around President Trump. Just ask him.", ">\n\nTrump is unbelievable. After all these years he still sounds like a hurt 8 year old.", ">\n\nIt's times like this that having no history of telling any kind of truth really doesn't work in his favor, as much as I want to believe this.", ">\n\nLike everything else Trump has said, I’m sure this is 100% true.\nHe never lies, right?", ">\n\nTo try to make a rival look bad? He'd never do that.", ">\n\nWhile calling him sir. Yawn. We get it, Donald.", ">\n\nHe is a cringe factory and totally seems like type to cry for something when he really wants it, like a big baby.", ">\n\nLol. These people suck so bad.", ">\n\nCrying is okay, folks.\nTrump and DeSantis are shit people, but crying is okay.", ">\n\nProbably.... and Donald Trump poops himself and is a traitor.", ">\n\nFact: trump lies about everything. Fact: trump denigrates his opponents. As much as I want to believe this, it’s probably bull shit.", ">\n\nThey’re both liars, but somehow I believe this.", ">\n\nAnd then DJT shit his Depends.", ">\n\nWatching the republican party implode this election cycle is going to be schadenfreude like I’ve never experienced before.", ">\n\nEverything this piece of shit ever says is a lie. So I’m going to happily report that this is definitely more bullshit from this traitor’s mouth.\nThat being said, unfortunately his base will still eat this up. Because:\n-The Traitorous Piece of Shit said it so it must be true.\n-DeathSentence cried.\n-Crying is womanly.\n-DeathSentence is a woman.\n-MAGA MAGA MAGA\nSomewhere right now a group of Qdiots are saying some spaghetti style version of the exact talking points above.", ">\n\nTrump can piss in his pants because he wears absorbent diapers. It is probably a medical condition so he should not be ashamed.", ">\n\n\"He probably didn't even cry when he was a baby, and then he said..SIR!\"", ">\n\nStormy claims trump cried when she laughed at his mushroom dick", ">\n\nI had thought DeSantis was a SEAL, and therefore unlikely to be crying. I checked Wikipedia and found out the was a lawyer for the SEALs, so different. \nThen I read that he got a Bronze Star after his Iraq tour, but then I found out that the Bronze star is typically awarded as an upgrade from a MSM in combat zones. \nSo now I'm thinking that the crying story is totes believable.", ">\n\nSo…. By using logic we come to the conclusion that he made Trump cry, amiright? 😱", ">\n\nThis asshat is so fucking predictable.", ">\n\ndo you mean Desantis crying? Or Trump lying?", ">\n\nAnd called him sir", ">\n\nNext he'll call his wife ugly", ">\n\nOr say that she has secrets about where she worked.\nOr that his dad killed JFK.", ">\n\nNeither of these fascist deserve to be president.", ">\n\nletthemfight.gif", ">\n\nLet them fight. ding ding", ">\n\nLmao, let the feasting begin.", ">\n\nThis I will believe.", ">\n\nI also heard Trump claimed that anytime DeSantis had to open a jar that was too hard to open he came over to Trump's; in tears.", ">\n\nIt's scary how with the GOP's constant appeasement of the Orange Turd, I can actually see this happening. \nIs Trump lying? Most likely. But I can still see it happening.", ">\n\nAnd he's known for his consistent honesty, so I'm sure this happened.", ">\n\nTrump seems to always endorse people who cry in front of him, only to betray him later. Not a great judge of character if you ask me.", ">\n\nLet me guess, he called him 'Sir,' too. \nBuffoon.", ">\n\nHaha, this is where they've gotten to? \"Desantis is a booger-head and cried in front of me!\"", ">\n\nIt’s going to be fascinating to watch the Republican politicians try to take on trump knowing how deranged the base is. They went along with the insanity and even leaned into it like when Ronny D built a toy wall with his kid in the commercial. They must know it’s impossible to reason with these people. I can only imagine what it will look like when the Trump crazies set their sights on destroying DeSantis.", ">\n\nPlease run as an independent. Please.\nHe's the orange kryptonite to that void of charisma hack from Florida.", ">\n\nAs is with everything Donald says \nIt is more than likely Donald cried Infront of Ronald\nHaha Ronald and Donald", ">\n\nAnyone with \"nald\" needs to be blacklisted from politics.", ">\n\nAnyone with gop, conservative or Republicansl too", ">\n\nLet them eat each other, i for one am and will be enjoying the show", ">\n\nWatching two obese men get into a dick measuring contest is rather disturbing.", ">\n\nEspecially without an electron microscope.", ">\n\nKing Ron is too evil to cry. He has ZERO empathy or compassion. I bet he wouldn’t (or didn’t) cry over his own mother dying.", ">\n\nI didn't see any after the hurricanes or the apartment collapse.", ">\n\nDonald Trump can insult DeSantis on every level and watch Ronnie boy go back to kissing Trump's ass. Just like Ted Cruz. \nThe Republican collective lacks a spine since they clearly just accept incivility and childishness as virtues.", ">\n\nPointless article", ">\n\nI hope they both destroy each other. Our country needs a better leader than these two clowns", ">\n\nBegun, the douche wars have.", ">\n\nDude this is fucking hilarious. Let the GOP burn baby burn", ">\n\n\"It was incredible. I was having lunch at Mar-A-Lago and DeSantis walks up to me with tears in his eyes. And he said. You know what he said? He said 'Mister Trump, you're amazing. Everything a man could be. If you endorse me, I'll win. I'll give you anything you want.' And you know what I said? I said 'No way Jose. I'm the big cheese.' And you know what he did? He ran away crying in his little white boots. So sad. So sad.\"", ">\n\nBelievable until he said “Mr trump”.\nIt’s always “Sir” or “Mr President” when the Cheeto relays his big strong man with tears in his eyes stories.", ">\n\nCan you imagine what Republicans are going to release against Trump when he dies and it’s safe to talk?", ">\n\nThis battle between these two would be fucking hilarious if they didn’t have a serious chance of winning.", ">\n\nWho cares what he says. Hey media, just ignore him and report when he's convicted pretty please.", ">\n\nAs weak as Trump is right now, he knows how to put the hurt on competing right-wing grifters.", ">\n\nTrump wasn't kidding when he said he hasn't changed since he was in first grade. This is the kind of thing a bully tries to tell other kids to make the picked on kid in class look bad. Except the picked on kid deserves it this time so it's hard to feel bad for any of them.", ">\n\nSure, Don. We all 100% believe that's something that happened. Thanks for the update.", ">\n\nGotta hand it to him, Trump really knows how to play to the absolute basest and lowest common denominator of humanity.", ">\n\nMAGA is completely Middle School bullshit.", ">\n\nIs trump lying?\nOr is the torture guy a cry baby?", ">\n\nSmells like 2016 again", ">\n\nHe claims everyone cries when they beg him for something. Could it be they’re just tearing up over the noxious stench emanating from his depends?", ">\n\nBoth r whinny little b!tches", ">\n\nOh I’m sure Trump has leaked a tear or two during a ketchup-smearing tantrum.", ">\n\nThe smell from Trump’s diaper was really bad at the time.", ">\n\nWhen Donny starts losing in the primary and he turns his violent goons on his opponents, that's gonna be a good time. No wonder they all want to see him in jail or dead before the time comes.", ">\n\nThis one actually tracks as being true. DeSantis is a whiner in press conferences I can only imagine what crocodile tears he pulls out while trying to gain power.", ">\n\nNext he is going to say DeSantis sucked his dick and swallowed.", ">\n\nLmao we're in for a wild ride, folks!", ">\n\nI’m sure they both cried together holding each other’s bellies", ">\n\nHonestly I doubt it happened at all, the man spews bullshit nonstop but he's now made one of his most dangerous political rivals look weak. Honestly, Ron was most likely the next to the throne of the republican party. \nRonny needs to come out swinging to appeal to the base cos the base will belief anything that liar will say. \nSo is it a republican party or a maga party is gonna be the question", ">\n\nHe came to me with tears in his eyes and said “sir”", ">\n\nLol this is gonna be good 🍿", ">\n\nI’m thrilled both are running for president. I hope they both keep going. Split the vote!!", ">\n\nRon gave Don head guaranteed", ">\n\nNot sure which of these guys is a bigger idiot", ">\n\nThe one time I want Trump to not be lying…", ">\n\nI cant wait for this lame party of GOP incel s to continue to lose, they are all absolute fucking idiots who have nothing to offer except wining and being so passive and lame and sad sack loser fucking idiots, the worst shit for America, just fucking cry baby losers. Barf.", ">\n\n“Oh sir, sir, please endorse me sir…”", ">\n\nAh, so trmp cried in front of someone when he needed their support. putin? I bet it was putin.", ">\n\nCome on, his knees were starting to hurt!", ">\n\nBut did he “beg like a dog”? The Trumpees love the most crass belittlements. Crying isn’t humiliating enough.", ">\n\n\nTrump Claims DeSantis Cried in Front of Him While Seeking Endorsement\n\nFor once I believe him", ">\n\nThey're both dicks and deserve each other.", ">\n\nBecause crying, as a sign of empathy and emotions, is a crippling wound in the mind of Donald Trump.", ">\n\nUsually, everything that comes out of Trump's mouth is bullshit, but it would not surprise me one bit if it was true.", ">\n\nYea, straight up lie.", ">\n\nCrying is not a weakness. Having said that, both of these guys can get fucked.", ">\n\nIs this even newsworthy? Who cares.", ">\n\nDid we learn nothing from vintage commercials? You gotta save Kodak moments like this to enjoy and share with others on a later date", ">\n\nWhy wouldn’t we believe you Mr Trump, oh that’s right you lie and you hate DeSantis.", ">\n\n\nBig man, strong man, comes up to me - tears in his eyes - he says \"Sir...\"\n\n-", ">\n\nWell, I gotta say, I absolutely believe him . . . and I REALLY bet it looked just like John Turturro begging for his life in Miller's Crossing. \"I'm just a grifter, Trumpy! I'm a nobody!\"", ">\n\nOh man, this is going to get real entertaining if DeSantis starts swinging back. I hope he does, and doe snot just roll over thinking \"it's fine, I'll run in 2028\".\nHe must be aware that, if Trump somehow won in 2024, the country would once again go blue after 4 more years of Trump. The last time he won is poisoned the next 3 elections for republicans. So, DeSantis would have a much worse chance of winning if he waited until 2028. Especially after Trump inevitably attempts to change the rules to allow him to run for a 3rd term.\nThe Conservative subreddit was pretty much ready to ditch Trump after the midterms. They've cooled a bit on that now, and are not paying much attention to these little jabs. But seeing them tear themselves in half when the gloves come off between Trump and DeSantis would really be some quality entertainment.", ">\n\nWhatever you think about his popularity with the broader electorate I wouldn't want to see Trump win even the Republican nomination. If he gets his hands on the levers of power and he knows that constitutionally he is ineligible for another term then he will do everything and anything to retain his grip on power. His last term ended with rednecks shitting in the halls of Congress. Let's not flirt with the idea that letting him win the nomination is good for Democrats. That's some 2016 thinking", ">\n\nWhatever. According to Trump everybody who comes up to talk to him as tears in their eyes. I imagine they're just crying cuz they're too close to God damn Donald Trump.", ">\n\nTrump tells the truth for once.", ">\n\nWho cares? I’m so over this type of stuff…we need to debate policies, attack bad policies…move on from the useless insults.", ">\n\nWe need pics", ">\n\nI doubt this is true but I love that he's using this nonsense on someone who deserves it for once.", ">\n\nDeSantis \"I cry everytime I'm in close proximity to freshly cut onions\" 🤣😙", ">\n\nI'm gonna go ahead and assume this is true, just like I'm gonna go ahead and assume it means trump cried in front of the actual billionaires in control of the GOP when he sought their endorsement.", ">\n\nCan we stop talking about trump for the ever loving fucking love of god. We’re gonna wake up to, “trump doesn’t understand oat milk.” Like fuck off. But it’s hard to stop talking about a guy who sells papers right", ">\n\nTo be fair, if I was stuck in a room with Trump I'd probably cry too.", ">\n\nThis won’t matter to the right. They don’t care. This masculinity “gotcha” will totally miss them. The only way this will ever matter is if they want to leverage against DeSantis later. As long as he is really delivering for the fascists and white supremacists, nothing will matter.", ">\n\nI'm cool with trump's lies sabotaging the republican party.", ">\n\nPeople who give a shit about stuff like this are watching politics like it’s a TV show or sporting event. \nSad.", ">\n\nWow.....when two serial liars tell a story, which one do you believe?!", ">\n\nDesantis vs Trump in primaries is going to be the most ridiculously absurd schoolyard insult fight ever.", ">\n\nTrump lies as easily as he breathes. At this point I’d be way more surprised to hear he told the truth about something", ">\n\nMore of this, please. Rot from within. MORE MORE MORE!", ">\n\nYes. I’m certain this actually happened.", ">\n\nThis one gonna get nasty", ">\n\nHaha it’s going to be fun watching these dogs pee all over eachother", ">\n\nJust another absurd claim that can’t be proven one way or the other. Not that DeSatan isn’t a monstrous liar himself.", ">\n\nI believe it", ">\n\nSo with his track record of projection...\nWhat do you think the over under on trump crying videos existing are?", ">\n\nDeSantis cry? A physical impossibility!", ">\n\nI don't doubt it. He'll do anything to get power.", ">\n\nBig strong man, tears in his eyes.", ">\n\nAs I watch as our democratic republic swirls down the toilet, my only solace is watching these two psychopaths (Trump & DeSantis) go at each other's throats for the Presidency.", ">\n\nI didn't even know DeSantis was a trucker.", ">\n\nHe means his money shot in DeSantis face got him in the eyes, causing them to water. 💦", ">\n\nIt was probably the smell", ">\n\nI choose to believe this, because it’s hilarious to picture.", ">\n\nare they really wearing the exact same outfit lmao", ">\n\nI honestly kind of believe this.", ">\n\nTrump, if you have any kind of solid evidence on these claims, you better start producing them for the press because DeSantis is kicking your ass.", ">\n\nSo what? The two of you are cut from the same dicktater cloth.", ">\n\nLet em fight!", ">\n\nVideo/pics or stfu trumpie!", ">\n\nDon't get me wrong, I dislike DeSantis just as much, but only the orange blob would make fun of someone showing feelings and use it to win internet points.", ">\n\nMust have been the smell", ">\n\nHe just couldn’t keep that card in his pocket. The premature trump played himself.", ">\n\nCan’t out bitchboy this bitchboy", ">\n\nJust this once, I’m going to assume Donald Trump is telling the truth, because fuck Ron DeSantis.", ">\n\nThe thing is, who cares if he cried? I do not like RD (lived in Florida 5 years, moved to another state in 2021, mostly because of what Florida is turning into), but even if he did cry, so what? Trump’s gender lines are so dumb and archaic: crying mad bad.", ">\n\nit doesn't matter.\nif desantis cried desantis fans will say he's human. if joe biden cried desantis fans will say he's weak.", ">\n\nDid he call him “sir” too while crying?", ">\n\nIt brings me great joy that these meatheads are eating each other alive.\nGreat, great joy.", ">\n\nDid Deathanus take it with, or without KY?", ">\n\nYes! Let’s the flames begin!", ">\n\nI CANNOT wait for the primary debates.", ">\n\nStrong guy. Never cried before in his life. Came to me with tears in his eyes asking for my endorsement. What a guy. So disloyal now.", ">\n\nI hate both of them but DeSantis isn't a scared little child. This is a guy who played college baseball - he was a stud. The last person he'd ever cry in front of is Trump that's for sure.", ">\n\nPlaying college baseball has absolutely nothing to do with this lmao.", ">\n\nIt does, it shows he's not a wimp. I hate the fucker with a passion but don't believe he cried in front of Trump. If you played baseball or football in college you'd understand (but clearly you didn't.)", ">\n\nSo when do we get the small penis insults from Trump?", ">\n\nThis is so stupid. There's no evidence but it's still gonna start yet another stage of those twos pissing match and it's hilarious", ">\n\n\"....and then Ron felt trump's massive biceps and begged him to become his personal trainer. Then Ron begged trump to teach him how to cook, make love, and buy property.\"", ">\n\nDid daddy Rump make Ronnie cry", ">\n\nThe best part? This stuff works. I don't know whether I should be impressed by Trump or sad for his supporters. A little of both, I guess.", ">\n\nLol, shit getting real.", ">\n\nTrump trying to appeal to those personality types who buy into egocentric masculinity that doesn’t include boys crying. The same kind of dudes who have to carry firearms to feel safe in society. “Tough on the outside…., repressed, depressed and angry on the inside.”", ">\n\nSomehow I believe Trump on this one.", ">\n\nRon's got 24 hours to get in the booth and buck back with a diss track", ">\n\nThe tiny hands club", ">\n\nThat Desantis wall building video with his kids is the SIMPIEST thing ive ever seen, not only by a politician, but a man. \nTalk about a little germ\nI Believe this....", ">\n\nRepublicans hate any sign of weakness", ">\n\nThis is a story about a liar lying about a liar!", ">\n\nIt's like that empire strikes back seen between Vader and the Emperor. Except two fools 🤣 Space Balls 2 here we come.", ">\n\nThis is the ultimate conservative insult. No \"real man\" would cry, let alone in front of another \"real man\".", ">\n\nKen Watanabi: “Let them fight”", ">\n\nDeSantis is a scammer, they were probably crocodile tears just to manipulate Trump", ">\n\nI'm living for the day tough guy DimSantis bends over for Dear Leader.", ">\n\nNow this is something I actually believe.", ">\n\n🎼 This is how it starrrts 🎶", ">\n\nI hope donald has a tape.", ">\n\nHe thinks he’s the godfather", ">\n\nDownvote every Trump story.", ">\n\nA statement that makes them both look terrible. GOOD", ">\n\nOoo the girls are fighting! Someone grab the popcorn!", ">\n\nDoes Trump have a fetish about crying men coming to him? The man is obsessed with crying men.", ">\n\nAnd we got a winner! Crying DeSantis!", ">\n\nAs a non-American I’m not entirely sure who DeSantis is, though I can see by the comments that he is not well liked. \nBut regardless of his politics, this feels like a weird thing to be arguing about in the news. So what if he did cry? Sometimes being passionate about something makes one cry. Maybe like some are suggesting it was faked. \nWhat’s important is, what does it tell other men when this is news and people are genuinely having this argument in the comments? Why are we still shaming people for feeling their feelings? Even people we don’t like?", ">\n\nWas that before or after the blowjob ?", ">\n\nHe needs to see what tears of laughter look like. He's probably telling Trump that he didn't need his approval to run for anything.", ">\n\nWhy do you have people attacking you from all angles, Ron? Might it be because you are an obnoxious asshole?", ">\n\nFight! Fight! Fight!", ">\n\nLol DeSadness", ">\n\nPeople can confirm this with tears in their eyes, the best people, bigly .\nCovfeve covfeve", ">\n\nDoes anyone believe him? And if not, why even report this? If Trump said the weather was sunny, I’d put on a raincoat before going out. I have no use for DeSantis, but Trump saying anything about anybody does not inform anyone in the least.", ">\n\nThe sexual tension between these two is palpable", ">\n\nAnd so the blood letting kicks into high gear.", ">\n\nLmao. This mother fucker.", ">\n\nThat would actually make Desantis in touch with his feelings and would therefore gain more approval. \nBut these are conservatives we are talking about so feelings/crying=liberal nonsense.", ">\n\nOh, how I hope they keep this up.\nI would love to see them eat themselves up from the inside.", ">\n\nHe probably had tears in his eyes from laughing so hard at trump.", ">\n\nThey both have the weirdest small hands.", ">\n\nI'm loving this childish battle between them", ">\n\nAll of these articles should just be titled “Liar lies again”", ">\n\nLet them fight!", ">\n\nOh, i thought it meant he stunk that bad… sorry….", ">\n\nInsert Shang Tzu \"it has begun\" gif here.", ">\n\nSip on those tears folks", ">\n\nAh, among these idiots, the ultimate shame. I'm sure Desantis is commiting harakiri as we speak.", ">\n\nits almost worth living through this shitty reality to see these morons try to eat each other", ">\n\nDid he please the 5th", ">\n\nEveryone cries in front of Trump. It’s the Eau d’Oignon cologne he wears to cover up his flop sweat stink.", ">\n\nWell yea he probably grabbed Ron by the pussy." ]

[ "Sooo, this means trump cried in front of someone when seeking endorsement? Putin?", ">\n\nExactly.", ">\n\nWell, now we know exactly who has something over him.", ">\n\nWe do, but we used to, too.", ">\n\nThanks, Mitch.", ">\n\nDonnie DOES love escalators…", ">\n\nSorry for the convenience", ">\n\nI wonder how man times he called Trump \"sir?\"", ">\n\nThis is how it went word for word.\n“Please sir, endorse me sir. How can I be as smart and as good looking as you sir? Or sir, [starts sobbing] you are so wonderful “", ">\n\nDesantis weakly salutes Dear Leader", ">\n\nThe mandatory real-fake cry claim does have Kim-Jong Il vibes.", ">\n\nRed-on-red crime is my favorite kind of crime.", ">\n\nThis one is great hecause half of their base appeal is as tough guys, so telling the nation that one of them was sobbing like a baby in front of the other is a solid move. Now Deathanus has to decide whether to just accept it and be belittled, or start to fight back and fracture the party. 10/10 can’t wait for season finale.", ">\n\nHalf of these guys wouldn’t know the difference between a hatchet and an axe and wouldn’t be able to load and shoot an AR. \nRepublicans in federal government are almost all what they would consider effeminate suburbanites.", ">\n\nIn reality yes. But we know they don’t live there. To them an obese man who wears makeup and lifted shoes while avoiding war because his feet hurt is the epitome of manly.", ">\n\nI love your username. For some reason, that line cracked up my wife and me and we say it all the time.", ">\n\nIt’s so funny how many people get the reference! Workaholics def had its fans but it was never a mainstream smash so it’s crazy how many people recognize one throwaway line from the show!\nNow get in my grapevan pls", ">\n\nCatherine Zeta Jones, she dips beneath lasers, oh oh oh", ">\n\nShe has entrapped me, and Sean Connery! OH oh OH. OH oh OHhh^hh^h", ">\n\nWhen two pieces of shit get together, there will be a whole lot of stories coming out", ">\n\nThis embarrassing DeSantis campaign ad will be played repeatedly as a hit piece. That was some insane level of bootlicking lol. For one rare moment, I think Trump is speaking the truth. DeSantis absolutely cried in front of him and maybe even got on his knees for an endorsement", ">\n\nI had to go show this to my grandma. She screams about Trump and DeSantis til her voice cracks. She said she’s never wished on anyone’s demise before them. And McConnell. The rage in her 4’11”, 74 year old body is immense.", ">\n\nSounds like you've got one righteous grandma", ">\n\nShe marched her lil ass out in January in DC to march with us during Trump’s inauguration. It was actually my 18th birthday and afterwards we stopped and had Ethiopian for the first time. Her first time trying any African food and she still talks about how much she loves it. She sat with me at a tattoo appointment and afterwards we got pizza and ice cream. I love her. She’s an amazing woman.", ">\n\n\nand afterwards we stopped and had Ethiopian\n\nColumbus Circle? Fantastic places up there", ">\n\nWish I could remember. The place was packed. My grandmother and I sat on the end of the table with the vegetarian platter (since i was vegan) so she mostly ate the veg stuff. It was amazing. There’s a good place up in Tampa (Queen of Sheba) but nowhere near as good as this place was.", ">\n\nHe's probably lying but I wouldn't be surprised if its true. Have you ever seen DeSantis in a debate or outside of his hand-picked media reporters? He's so socially awkward and unstable and has the charisma of a garden slug.", ">\n\nTrue. I have noticed him moving his jaw from side to side in nearly every news conference when someone else is at the podium. Odd.", ">\n\nHe's got some kind of behavioral issue. He was never an appealing candidate, but he's surrounded himself and insulated himself with a core group of very politically savvy extremists that are the ones propelling him forward. He's not the political \"genius\" the media paints him out to be. His handlers are but he's an empty suit being controlled by puppeteers.", ">\n\nThat is actually slightly reassuring for someone not so in the know about him, like myself.", ">\n\nIt shouldn't be though. If you start looking in to his core group of advisors and backers these are some terrifying people.", ">\n\nIn so much as it shows his limitations.", ">\n\nTrue, he has many weaknesses. But they cover for them well.", ">\n\nTrump is desperate to make his opponents look effete to distract from his needing to have his hand held as we walked down a ramp or having to grasp a glass with two small hands or needing the power of the military to help him beat Covid.", ">\n\nCovfefe", ">\n\nHamburder flu", ">\n\nPerpetrated by the radical left gang member known as the “Hamburglar”", ">\n\nRobble robble", ">\n\nLots of self-proclaimed “alpha males” are wrestling with some cognitive dissonance today.", ">\n\nThey'll figure it out after praying to their favorite NFT of the day", ">\n\nDeSantis's response is going to be \"you know what makes me cry? CRT. Please clap.\"", ">\n\nIt was Jeb Bush that said “please clap.”", ">\n\nStandard playbook. Muddy the waters to make your opponent look “just as bad or worse” than you.", ">\n\nOr at least make up enough stories so that sane people with busy lives aren’t sure anymore. It’s what they’ve done for Zelenskyy, Thunberg, and Fauci.\nThat being said I wouldn’t be surprised if Desantis cried.", ">\n\nOn the one hand, Trump claims this any time he tells a story about anyone asking him for anything. \"He came to me with tears in his eyes.\" It's a bizarre piece of rhetoric he employs at every given opportunity. I think he thinks it makes him look magnanimous while simultaneously making the other person look weak. I have doubts that anyone has expressed any emotion in front of the man for less than $50,000 any time in the past 20 years.\nOn the other hand, DeSantis has no heart, can probably cry on command, and will crawl on his hands and knees across broken glass to jerk off a syphilitic stray dog into his own mouth if it means he gets what he wants.", ">\n\nNow thats an awful image!", ">\n\nThank you, I crafted it while taking a dump.", ">\n\nHope Georgia prosecutors doesn't forget the tweet where Trump admitted to interfering in the Florida election to make sure Desantis won.", ">\n\nAnd everybody clapped.", ">\n\nI dunno, I imagine a lot of people cry when they have to interact with him.", ">\n\nDesantis...\"I've seen the pee tape, and it is the most humiliation thing I've ever seen. Donald even got some in his mouth.\"", ">\n\nIt's just DJT pissing up into his own mouth on a bed the Obama's slept on at the Kremlin", ">\n\nTo be fair, getting a close up whiff of scrambled Sudafed and BigMac diaper blowouts tends to make one’s eyes run a bit.", ">\n\nDesantis is garbage. But this story likely isn't true. Trump claims people cry in front of him all the time. Many of those people aren't even real, they are just folks he made up in his head in the moment. \n\"This big guy, some say a former marine, a lot of people are saying it, really big, tough guy, and he came to me, tears in his eyes, and he said 'Mister Trump, you saved my life,' and it's true, I did save his life, I fought next to him in Afghanistan, that's what people are saying, and you know what? Maybe they're right, maybe I did kill 100 terrorists, because I know terrorists, some of them are my friends, and I say to terrorists, stop with that terror, and you know what? They stop. No one else knows terror and anti-terror like I do, just like that marine said.\"", ">\n\nRoflcopter", ">\n\nTrump knows whatever shit he says in the media will be reported like it was fact first and have to be proven false later", ">\n\n\n\"There were tears coming down from his eyes. He said: 'If you endorse me, I'll win,'\" said Trump.\n\nlmao trump couldnt come up with something better than this?", ">\n\nSeriously lol. It has a lot of \"and then everyone clapped\" energy.", ">\n\nWow who's gonna vote for Little Crybaby Ronnie?", ">\n\nWell as hard as it is to say it, I believe Trump this time. He just left out that they cried together, holding each other in a swampy embrace. Their Depends touching each other and their tentacles creep out and conjoin so they may exchange long protein strings.", ">\n\nTrump: [proceeds to unzip pantaloons]", ">\n\n\npantaloons\n\nrich people pants", ">\n\nNo, it’s crazypants. Right there in the name: pant-of-loons.", ">\n\nSuper convincing story, just trust him it's true. He's a business man! How else can he be so rich if not being totally honest? Btw the water pressure sucks in Florida, you have to flush multiple times. Terrible, terrible leader.", ">\n\n“He said ‘Sir…’”", ">\n\nLying liars lie.", ">\n\nBigly.", ">\n\nTrump says ~~Santos~~ DeSantis cried. ~~Santos~~ DeSantis will claim that he didn't. One of these serial liars would be telling the truth. That has never happened before so the universe might just explode out of sheer surprise.\nEdit: wrong idiot", ">\n\nSantos or DeSantis?", ">\n\nTrump is such a beacon of truth and integrity. Add irony here.", ">\n\nPoor Cry Baby DeSantis", ">\n\n‘Big, strong’ men can’t stop crying around President Trump. Just ask him.", ">\n\nTrump is unbelievable. After all these years he still sounds like a hurt 8 year old.", ">\n\nIt's times like this that having no history of telling any kind of truth really doesn't work in his favor, as much as I want to believe this.", ">\n\nLike everything else Trump has said, I’m sure this is 100% true.\nHe never lies, right?", ">\n\nTo try to make a rival look bad? He'd never do that.", ">\n\nWhile calling him sir. Yawn. We get it, Donald.", ">\n\nHe is a cringe factory and totally seems like type to cry for something when he really wants it, like a big baby.", ">\n\nLol. These people suck so bad.", ">\n\nCrying is okay, folks.\nTrump and DeSantis are shit people, but crying is okay.", ">\n\nProbably.... and Donald Trump poops himself and is a traitor.", ">\n\nFact: trump lies about everything. Fact: trump denigrates his opponents. As much as I want to believe this, it’s probably bull shit.", ">\n\nThey’re both liars, but somehow I believe this.", ">\n\nAnd then DJT shit his Depends.", ">\n\nWatching the republican party implode this election cycle is going to be schadenfreude like I’ve never experienced before.", ">\n\nEverything this piece of shit ever says is a lie. So I’m going to happily report that this is definitely more bullshit from this traitor’s mouth.\nThat being said, unfortunately his base will still eat this up. Because:\n-The Traitorous Piece of Shit said it so it must be true.\n-DeathSentence cried.\n-Crying is womanly.\n-DeathSentence is a woman.\n-MAGA MAGA MAGA\nSomewhere right now a group of Qdiots are saying some spaghetti style version of the exact talking points above.", ">\n\nTrump can piss in his pants because he wears absorbent diapers. It is probably a medical condition so he should not be ashamed.", ">\n\n\"He probably didn't even cry when he was a baby, and then he said..SIR!\"", ">\n\nStormy claims trump cried when she laughed at his mushroom dick", ">\n\nI had thought DeSantis was a SEAL, and therefore unlikely to be crying. I checked Wikipedia and found out the was a lawyer for the SEALs, so different. \nThen I read that he got a Bronze Star after his Iraq tour, but then I found out that the Bronze star is typically awarded as an upgrade from a MSM in combat zones. \nSo now I'm thinking that the crying story is totes believable.", ">\n\nSo…. By using logic we come to the conclusion that he made Trump cry, amiright? 😱", ">\n\nThis asshat is so fucking predictable.", ">\n\ndo you mean Desantis crying? Or Trump lying?", ">\n\nAnd called him sir", ">\n\nNext he'll call his wife ugly", ">\n\nOr say that she has secrets about where she worked.\nOr that his dad killed JFK.", ">\n\nNeither of these fascist deserve to be president.", ">\n\nletthemfight.gif", ">\n\nLet them fight. ding ding", ">\n\nLmao, let the feasting begin.", ">\n\nThis I will believe.", ">\n\nI also heard Trump claimed that anytime DeSantis had to open a jar that was too hard to open he came over to Trump's; in tears.", ">\n\nIt's scary how with the GOP's constant appeasement of the Orange Turd, I can actually see this happening. \nIs Trump lying? Most likely. But I can still see it happening.", ">\n\nAnd he's known for his consistent honesty, so I'm sure this happened.", ">\n\nTrump seems to always endorse people who cry in front of him, only to betray him later. Not a great judge of character if you ask me.", ">\n\nLet me guess, he called him 'Sir,' too. \nBuffoon.", ">\n\nHaha, this is where they've gotten to? \"Desantis is a booger-head and cried in front of me!\"", ">\n\nIt’s going to be fascinating to watch the Republican politicians try to take on trump knowing how deranged the base is. They went along with the insanity and even leaned into it like when Ronny D built a toy wall with his kid in the commercial. They must know it’s impossible to reason with these people. I can only imagine what it will look like when the Trump crazies set their sights on destroying DeSantis.", ">\n\nPlease run as an independent. Please.\nHe's the orange kryptonite to that void of charisma hack from Florida.", ">\n\nAs is with everything Donald says \nIt is more than likely Donald cried Infront of Ronald\nHaha Ronald and Donald", ">\n\nAnyone with \"nald\" needs to be blacklisted from politics.", ">\n\nAnyone with gop, conservative or Republicansl too", ">\n\nLet them eat each other, i for one am and will be enjoying the show", ">\n\nWatching two obese men get into a dick measuring contest is rather disturbing.", ">\n\nEspecially without an electron microscope.", ">\n\nKing Ron is too evil to cry. He has ZERO empathy or compassion. I bet he wouldn’t (or didn’t) cry over his own mother dying.", ">\n\nI didn't see any after the hurricanes or the apartment collapse.", ">\n\nDonald Trump can insult DeSantis on every level and watch Ronnie boy go back to kissing Trump's ass. Just like Ted Cruz. \nThe Republican collective lacks a spine since they clearly just accept incivility and childishness as virtues.", ">\n\nPointless article", ">\n\nI hope they both destroy each other. Our country needs a better leader than these two clowns", ">\n\nBegun, the douche wars have.", ">\n\nDude this is fucking hilarious. Let the GOP burn baby burn", ">\n\n\"It was incredible. I was having lunch at Mar-A-Lago and DeSantis walks up to me with tears in his eyes. And he said. You know what he said? He said 'Mister Trump, you're amazing. Everything a man could be. If you endorse me, I'll win. I'll give you anything you want.' And you know what I said? I said 'No way Jose. I'm the big cheese.' And you know what he did? He ran away crying in his little white boots. So sad. So sad.\"", ">\n\nBelievable until he said “Mr trump”.\nIt’s always “Sir” or “Mr President” when the Cheeto relays his big strong man with tears in his eyes stories.", ">\n\nCan you imagine what Republicans are going to release against Trump when he dies and it’s safe to talk?", ">\n\nThis battle between these two would be fucking hilarious if they didn’t have a serious chance of winning.", ">\n\nWho cares what he says. Hey media, just ignore him and report when he's convicted pretty please.", ">\n\nAs weak as Trump is right now, he knows how to put the hurt on competing right-wing grifters.", ">\n\nTrump wasn't kidding when he said he hasn't changed since he was in first grade. This is the kind of thing a bully tries to tell other kids to make the picked on kid in class look bad. Except the picked on kid deserves it this time so it's hard to feel bad for any of them.", ">\n\nSure, Don. We all 100% believe that's something that happened. Thanks for the update.", ">\n\nGotta hand it to him, Trump really knows how to play to the absolute basest and lowest common denominator of humanity.", ">\n\nMAGA is completely Middle School bullshit.", ">\n\nIs trump lying?\nOr is the torture guy a cry baby?", ">\n\nSmells like 2016 again", ">\n\nHe claims everyone cries when they beg him for something. Could it be they’re just tearing up over the noxious stench emanating from his depends?", ">\n\nBoth r whinny little b!tches", ">\n\nOh I’m sure Trump has leaked a tear or two during a ketchup-smearing tantrum.", ">\n\nThe smell from Trump’s diaper was really bad at the time.", ">\n\nWhen Donny starts losing in the primary and he turns his violent goons on his opponents, that's gonna be a good time. No wonder they all want to see him in jail or dead before the time comes.", ">\n\nThis one actually tracks as being true. DeSantis is a whiner in press conferences I can only imagine what crocodile tears he pulls out while trying to gain power.", ">\n\nNext he is going to say DeSantis sucked his dick and swallowed.", ">\n\nLmao we're in for a wild ride, folks!", ">\n\nI’m sure they both cried together holding each other’s bellies", ">\n\nHonestly I doubt it happened at all, the man spews bullshit nonstop but he's now made one of his most dangerous political rivals look weak. Honestly, Ron was most likely the next to the throne of the republican party. \nRonny needs to come out swinging to appeal to the base cos the base will belief anything that liar will say. \nSo is it a republican party or a maga party is gonna be the question", ">\n\nHe came to me with tears in his eyes and said “sir”", ">\n\nLol this is gonna be good 🍿", ">\n\nI’m thrilled both are running for president. I hope they both keep going. Split the vote!!", ">\n\nRon gave Don head guaranteed", ">\n\nNot sure which of these guys is a bigger idiot", ">\n\nThe one time I want Trump to not be lying…", ">\n\nI cant wait for this lame party of GOP incel s to continue to lose, they are all absolute fucking idiots who have nothing to offer except wining and being so passive and lame and sad sack loser fucking idiots, the worst shit for America, just fucking cry baby losers. Barf.", ">\n\n“Oh sir, sir, please endorse me sir…”", ">\n\nAh, so trmp cried in front of someone when he needed their support. putin? I bet it was putin.", ">\n\nCome on, his knees were starting to hurt!", ">\n\nBut did he “beg like a dog”? The Trumpees love the most crass belittlements. Crying isn’t humiliating enough.", ">\n\n\nTrump Claims DeSantis Cried in Front of Him While Seeking Endorsement\n\nFor once I believe him", ">\n\nThey're both dicks and deserve each other.", ">\n\nBecause crying, as a sign of empathy and emotions, is a crippling wound in the mind of Donald Trump.", ">\n\nUsually, everything that comes out of Trump's mouth is bullshit, but it would not surprise me one bit if it was true.", ">\n\nYea, straight up lie.", ">\n\nCrying is not a weakness. Having said that, both of these guys can get fucked.", ">\n\nIs this even newsworthy? Who cares.", ">\n\nDid we learn nothing from vintage commercials? You gotta save Kodak moments like this to enjoy and share with others on a later date", ">\n\nWhy wouldn’t we believe you Mr Trump, oh that’s right you lie and you hate DeSantis.", ">\n\n\nBig man, strong man, comes up to me - tears in his eyes - he says \"Sir...\"\n\n-", ">\n\nWell, I gotta say, I absolutely believe him . . . and I REALLY bet it looked just like John Turturro begging for his life in Miller's Crossing. \"I'm just a grifter, Trumpy! I'm a nobody!\"", ">\n\nOh man, this is going to get real entertaining if DeSantis starts swinging back. I hope he does, and doe snot just roll over thinking \"it's fine, I'll run in 2028\".\nHe must be aware that, if Trump somehow won in 2024, the country would once again go blue after 4 more years of Trump. The last time he won is poisoned the next 3 elections for republicans. So, DeSantis would have a much worse chance of winning if he waited until 2028. Especially after Trump inevitably attempts to change the rules to allow him to run for a 3rd term.\nThe Conservative subreddit was pretty much ready to ditch Trump after the midterms. They've cooled a bit on that now, and are not paying much attention to these little jabs. But seeing them tear themselves in half when the gloves come off between Trump and DeSantis would really be some quality entertainment.", ">\n\nWhatever you think about his popularity with the broader electorate I wouldn't want to see Trump win even the Republican nomination. If he gets his hands on the levers of power and he knows that constitutionally he is ineligible for another term then he will do everything and anything to retain his grip on power. His last term ended with rednecks shitting in the halls of Congress. Let's not flirt with the idea that letting him win the nomination is good for Democrats. That's some 2016 thinking", ">\n\nWhatever. According to Trump everybody who comes up to talk to him as tears in their eyes. I imagine they're just crying cuz they're too close to God damn Donald Trump.", ">\n\nTrump tells the truth for once.", ">\n\nWho cares? I’m so over this type of stuff…we need to debate policies, attack bad policies…move on from the useless insults.", ">\n\nWe need pics", ">\n\nI doubt this is true but I love that he's using this nonsense on someone who deserves it for once.", ">\n\nDeSantis \"I cry everytime I'm in close proximity to freshly cut onions\" 🤣😙", ">\n\nI'm gonna go ahead and assume this is true, just like I'm gonna go ahead and assume it means trump cried in front of the actual billionaires in control of the GOP when he sought their endorsement.", ">\n\nCan we stop talking about trump for the ever loving fucking love of god. We’re gonna wake up to, “trump doesn’t understand oat milk.” Like fuck off. But it’s hard to stop talking about a guy who sells papers right", ">\n\nTo be fair, if I was stuck in a room with Trump I'd probably cry too.", ">\n\nThis won’t matter to the right. They don’t care. This masculinity “gotcha” will totally miss them. The only way this will ever matter is if they want to leverage against DeSantis later. As long as he is really delivering for the fascists and white supremacists, nothing will matter.", ">\n\nI'm cool with trump's lies sabotaging the republican party.", ">\n\nPeople who give a shit about stuff like this are watching politics like it’s a TV show or sporting event. \nSad.", ">\n\nWow.....when two serial liars tell a story, which one do you believe?!", ">\n\nDesantis vs Trump in primaries is going to be the most ridiculously absurd schoolyard insult fight ever.", ">\n\nTrump lies as easily as he breathes. At this point I’d be way more surprised to hear he told the truth about something", ">\n\nMore of this, please. Rot from within. MORE MORE MORE!", ">\n\nYes. I’m certain this actually happened.", ">\n\nThis one gonna get nasty", ">\n\nHaha it’s going to be fun watching these dogs pee all over eachother", ">\n\nJust another absurd claim that can’t be proven one way or the other. Not that DeSatan isn’t a monstrous liar himself.", ">\n\nI believe it", ">\n\nSo with his track record of projection...\nWhat do you think the over under on trump crying videos existing are?", ">\n\nDeSantis cry? A physical impossibility!", ">\n\nI don't doubt it. He'll do anything to get power.", ">\n\nBig strong man, tears in his eyes.", ">\n\nAs I watch as our democratic republic swirls down the toilet, my only solace is watching these two psychopaths (Trump & DeSantis) go at each other's throats for the Presidency.", ">\n\nI didn't even know DeSantis was a trucker.", ">\n\nHe means his money shot in DeSantis face got him in the eyes, causing them to water. 💦", ">\n\nIt was probably the smell", ">\n\nI choose to believe this, because it’s hilarious to picture.", ">\n\nare they really wearing the exact same outfit lmao", ">\n\nI honestly kind of believe this.", ">\n\nTrump, if you have any kind of solid evidence on these claims, you better start producing them for the press because DeSantis is kicking your ass.", ">\n\nSo what? The two of you are cut from the same dicktater cloth.", ">\n\nLet em fight!", ">\n\nVideo/pics or stfu trumpie!", ">\n\nDon't get me wrong, I dislike DeSantis just as much, but only the orange blob would make fun of someone showing feelings and use it to win internet points.", ">\n\nMust have been the smell", ">\n\nHe just couldn’t keep that card in his pocket. The premature trump played himself.", ">\n\nCan’t out bitchboy this bitchboy", ">\n\nJust this once, I’m going to assume Donald Trump is telling the truth, because fuck Ron DeSantis.", ">\n\nThe thing is, who cares if he cried? I do not like RD (lived in Florida 5 years, moved to another state in 2021, mostly because of what Florida is turning into), but even if he did cry, so what? Trump’s gender lines are so dumb and archaic: crying mad bad.", ">\n\nit doesn't matter.\nif desantis cried desantis fans will say he's human. if joe biden cried desantis fans will say he's weak.", ">\n\nDid he call him “sir” too while crying?", ">\n\nIt brings me great joy that these meatheads are eating each other alive.\nGreat, great joy.", ">\n\nDid Deathanus take it with, or without KY?", ">\n\nYes! Let’s the flames begin!", ">\n\nI CANNOT wait for the primary debates.", ">\n\nStrong guy. Never cried before in his life. Came to me with tears in his eyes asking for my endorsement. What a guy. So disloyal now.", ">\n\nI hate both of them but DeSantis isn't a scared little child. This is a guy who played college baseball - he was a stud. The last person he'd ever cry in front of is Trump that's for sure.", ">\n\nPlaying college baseball has absolutely nothing to do with this lmao.", ">\n\nIt does, it shows he's not a wimp. I hate the fucker with a passion but don't believe he cried in front of Trump. If you played baseball or football in college you'd understand (but clearly you didn't.)", ">\n\nSo when do we get the small penis insults from Trump?", ">\n\nThis is so stupid. There's no evidence but it's still gonna start yet another stage of those twos pissing match and it's hilarious", ">\n\n\"....and then Ron felt trump's massive biceps and begged him to become his personal trainer. Then Ron begged trump to teach him how to cook, make love, and buy property.\"", ">\n\nDid daddy Rump make Ronnie cry", ">\n\nThe best part? This stuff works. I don't know whether I should be impressed by Trump or sad for his supporters. A little of both, I guess.", ">\n\nLol, shit getting real.", ">\n\nTrump trying to appeal to those personality types who buy into egocentric masculinity that doesn’t include boys crying. The same kind of dudes who have to carry firearms to feel safe in society. “Tough on the outside…., repressed, depressed and angry on the inside.”", ">\n\nSomehow I believe Trump on this one.", ">\n\nRon's got 24 hours to get in the booth and buck back with a diss track", ">\n\nThe tiny hands club", ">\n\nThat Desantis wall building video with his kids is the SIMPIEST thing ive ever seen, not only by a politician, but a man. \nTalk about a little germ\nI Believe this....", ">\n\nRepublicans hate any sign of weakness", ">\n\nThis is a story about a liar lying about a liar!", ">\n\nIt's like that empire strikes back seen between Vader and the Emperor. Except two fools 🤣 Space Balls 2 here we come.", ">\n\nThis is the ultimate conservative insult. No \"real man\" would cry, let alone in front of another \"real man\".", ">\n\nKen Watanabi: “Let them fight”", ">\n\nDeSantis is a scammer, they were probably crocodile tears just to manipulate Trump", ">\n\nI'm living for the day tough guy DimSantis bends over for Dear Leader.", ">\n\nNow this is something I actually believe.", ">\n\n🎼 This is how it starrrts 🎶", ">\n\nI hope donald has a tape.", ">\n\nHe thinks he’s the godfather", ">\n\nDownvote every Trump story.", ">\n\nA statement that makes them both look terrible. GOOD", ">\n\nOoo the girls are fighting! Someone grab the popcorn!", ">\n\nDoes Trump have a fetish about crying men coming to him? The man is obsessed with crying men.", ">\n\nAnd we got a winner! Crying DeSantis!", ">\n\nAs a non-American I’m not entirely sure who DeSantis is, though I can see by the comments that he is not well liked. \nBut regardless of his politics, this feels like a weird thing to be arguing about in the news. So what if he did cry? Sometimes being passionate about something makes one cry. Maybe like some are suggesting it was faked. \nWhat’s important is, what does it tell other men when this is news and people are genuinely having this argument in the comments? Why are we still shaming people for feeling their feelings? Even people we don’t like?", ">\n\nWas that before or after the blowjob ?", ">\n\nHe needs to see what tears of laughter look like. He's probably telling Trump that he didn't need his approval to run for anything.", ">\n\nWhy do you have people attacking you from all angles, Ron? Might it be because you are an obnoxious asshole?", ">\n\nFight! Fight! Fight!", ">\n\nLol DeSadness", ">\n\nPeople can confirm this with tears in their eyes, the best people, bigly .\nCovfeve covfeve", ">\n\nDoes anyone believe him? And if not, why even report this? If Trump said the weather was sunny, I’d put on a raincoat before going out. I have no use for DeSantis, but Trump saying anything about anybody does not inform anyone in the least.", ">\n\nThe sexual tension between these two is palpable", ">\n\nAnd so the blood letting kicks into high gear.", ">\n\nLmao. This mother fucker.", ">\n\nThat would actually make Desantis in touch with his feelings and would therefore gain more approval. \nBut these are conservatives we are talking about so feelings/crying=liberal nonsense.", ">\n\nOh, how I hope they keep this up.\nI would love to see them eat themselves up from the inside.", ">\n\nHe probably had tears in his eyes from laughing so hard at trump.", ">\n\nThey both have the weirdest small hands.", ">\n\nI'm loving this childish battle between them", ">\n\nAll of these articles should just be titled “Liar lies again”", ">\n\nLet them fight!", ">\n\nOh, i thought it meant he stunk that bad… sorry….", ">\n\nInsert Shang Tzu \"it has begun\" gif here.", ">\n\nSip on those tears folks", ">\n\nAh, among these idiots, the ultimate shame. I'm sure Desantis is commiting harakiri as we speak.", ">\n\nits almost worth living through this shitty reality to see these morons try to eat each other", ">\n\nDid he please the 5th", ">\n\nEveryone cries in front of Trump. It’s the Eau d’Oignon cologne he wears to cover up his flop sweat stink.", ">\n\nWell yea he probably grabbed Ron by the pussy.", ">\n\nCry-bullies crying" ]

[ "Sooo, this means trump cried in front of someone when seeking endorsement? Putin?", ">\n\nExactly.", ">\n\nWell, now we know exactly who has something over him.", ">\n\nWe do, but we used to, too.", ">\n\nThanks, Mitch.", ">\n\nDonnie DOES love escalators…", ">\n\nSorry for the convenience", ">\n\nI wonder how man times he called Trump \"sir?\"", ">\n\nThis is how it went word for word.\n“Please sir, endorse me sir. How can I be as smart and as good looking as you sir? Or sir, [starts sobbing] you are so wonderful “", ">\n\nDesantis weakly salutes Dear Leader", ">\n\nThe mandatory real-fake cry claim does have Kim-Jong Il vibes.", ">\n\nRed-on-red crime is my favorite kind of crime.", ">\n\nThis one is great hecause half of their base appeal is as tough guys, so telling the nation that one of them was sobbing like a baby in front of the other is a solid move. Now Deathanus has to decide whether to just accept it and be belittled, or start to fight back and fracture the party. 10/10 can’t wait for season finale.", ">\n\nHalf of these guys wouldn’t know the difference between a hatchet and an axe and wouldn’t be able to load and shoot an AR. \nRepublicans in federal government are almost all what they would consider effeminate suburbanites.", ">\n\nIn reality yes. But we know they don’t live there. To them an obese man who wears makeup and lifted shoes while avoiding war because his feet hurt is the epitome of manly.", ">\n\nI love your username. For some reason, that line cracked up my wife and me and we say it all the time.", ">\n\nIt’s so funny how many people get the reference! Workaholics def had its fans but it was never a mainstream smash so it’s crazy how many people recognize one throwaway line from the show!\nNow get in my grapevan pls", ">\n\nCatherine Zeta Jones, she dips beneath lasers, oh oh oh", ">\n\nShe has entrapped me, and Sean Connery! OH oh OH. OH oh OHhh^hh^h", ">\n\nWhen two pieces of shit get together, there will be a whole lot of stories coming out", ">\n\nThis embarrassing DeSantis campaign ad will be played repeatedly as a hit piece. That was some insane level of bootlicking lol. For one rare moment, I think Trump is speaking the truth. DeSantis absolutely cried in front of him and maybe even got on his knees for an endorsement", ">\n\nI had to go show this to my grandma. She screams about Trump and DeSantis til her voice cracks. She said she’s never wished on anyone’s demise before them. And McConnell. The rage in her 4’11”, 74 year old body is immense.", ">\n\nSounds like you've got one righteous grandma", ">\n\nShe marched her lil ass out in January in DC to march with us during Trump’s inauguration. It was actually my 18th birthday and afterwards we stopped and had Ethiopian for the first time. Her first time trying any African food and she still talks about how much she loves it. She sat with me at a tattoo appointment and afterwards we got pizza and ice cream. I love her. She’s an amazing woman.", ">\n\n\nand afterwards we stopped and had Ethiopian\n\nColumbus Circle? Fantastic places up there", ">\n\nWish I could remember. The place was packed. My grandmother and I sat on the end of the table with the vegetarian platter (since i was vegan) so she mostly ate the veg stuff. It was amazing. There’s a good place up in Tampa (Queen of Sheba) but nowhere near as good as this place was.", ">\n\nHe's probably lying but I wouldn't be surprised if its true. Have you ever seen DeSantis in a debate or outside of his hand-picked media reporters? He's so socially awkward and unstable and has the charisma of a garden slug.", ">\n\nTrue. I have noticed him moving his jaw from side to side in nearly every news conference when someone else is at the podium. Odd.", ">\n\nHe's got some kind of behavioral issue. He was never an appealing candidate, but he's surrounded himself and insulated himself with a core group of very politically savvy extremists that are the ones propelling him forward. He's not the political \"genius\" the media paints him out to be. His handlers are but he's an empty suit being controlled by puppeteers.", ">\n\nThat is actually slightly reassuring for someone not so in the know about him, like myself.", ">\n\nIt shouldn't be though. If you start looking in to his core group of advisors and backers these are some terrifying people.", ">\n\nIn so much as it shows his limitations.", ">\n\nTrue, he has many weaknesses. But they cover for them well.", ">\n\nTrump is desperate to make his opponents look effete to distract from his needing to have his hand held as we walked down a ramp or having to grasp a glass with two small hands or needing the power of the military to help him beat Covid.", ">\n\nCovfefe", ">\n\nHamburder flu", ">\n\nPerpetrated by the radical left gang member known as the “Hamburglar”", ">\n\nRobble robble", ">\n\nLots of self-proclaimed “alpha males” are wrestling with some cognitive dissonance today.", ">\n\nThey'll figure it out after praying to their favorite NFT of the day", ">\n\nDeSantis's response is going to be \"you know what makes me cry? CRT. Please clap.\"", ">\n\nIt was Jeb Bush that said “please clap.”", ">\n\nStandard playbook. Muddy the waters to make your opponent look “just as bad or worse” than you.", ">\n\nOr at least make up enough stories so that sane people with busy lives aren’t sure anymore. It’s what they’ve done for Zelenskyy, Thunberg, and Fauci.\nThat being said I wouldn’t be surprised if Desantis cried.", ">\n\nOn the one hand, Trump claims this any time he tells a story about anyone asking him for anything. \"He came to me with tears in his eyes.\" It's a bizarre piece of rhetoric he employs at every given opportunity. I think he thinks it makes him look magnanimous while simultaneously making the other person look weak. I have doubts that anyone has expressed any emotion in front of the man for less than $50,000 any time in the past 20 years.\nOn the other hand, DeSantis has no heart, can probably cry on command, and will crawl on his hands and knees across broken glass to jerk off a syphilitic stray dog into his own mouth if it means he gets what he wants.", ">\n\nNow thats an awful image!", ">\n\nThank you, I crafted it while taking a dump.", ">\n\nHope Georgia prosecutors doesn't forget the tweet where Trump admitted to interfering in the Florida election to make sure Desantis won.", ">\n\nAnd everybody clapped.", ">\n\nI dunno, I imagine a lot of people cry when they have to interact with him.", ">\n\nDesantis...\"I've seen the pee tape, and it is the most humiliation thing I've ever seen. Donald even got some in his mouth.\"", ">\n\nIt's just DJT pissing up into his own mouth on a bed the Obama's slept on at the Kremlin", ">\n\nTo be fair, getting a close up whiff of scrambled Sudafed and BigMac diaper blowouts tends to make one’s eyes run a bit.", ">\n\nDesantis is garbage. But this story likely isn't true. Trump claims people cry in front of him all the time. Many of those people aren't even real, they are just folks he made up in his head in the moment. \n\"This big guy, some say a former marine, a lot of people are saying it, really big, tough guy, and he came to me, tears in his eyes, and he said 'Mister Trump, you saved my life,' and it's true, I did save his life, I fought next to him in Afghanistan, that's what people are saying, and you know what? Maybe they're right, maybe I did kill 100 terrorists, because I know terrorists, some of them are my friends, and I say to terrorists, stop with that terror, and you know what? They stop. No one else knows terror and anti-terror like I do, just like that marine said.\"", ">\n\nRoflcopter", ">\n\nTrump knows whatever shit he says in the media will be reported like it was fact first and have to be proven false later", ">\n\n\n\"There were tears coming down from his eyes. He said: 'If you endorse me, I'll win,'\" said Trump.\n\nlmao trump couldnt come up with something better than this?", ">\n\nSeriously lol. It has a lot of \"and then everyone clapped\" energy.", ">\n\nWow who's gonna vote for Little Crybaby Ronnie?", ">\n\nWell as hard as it is to say it, I believe Trump this time. He just left out that they cried together, holding each other in a swampy embrace. Their Depends touching each other and their tentacles creep out and conjoin so they may exchange long protein strings.", ">\n\nTrump: [proceeds to unzip pantaloons]", ">\n\n\npantaloons\n\nrich people pants", ">\n\nNo, it’s crazypants. Right there in the name: pant-of-loons.", ">\n\nSuper convincing story, just trust him it's true. He's a business man! How else can he be so rich if not being totally honest? Btw the water pressure sucks in Florida, you have to flush multiple times. Terrible, terrible leader.", ">\n\n“He said ‘Sir…’”", ">\n\nLying liars lie.", ">\n\nBigly.", ">\n\nTrump says ~~Santos~~ DeSantis cried. ~~Santos~~ DeSantis will claim that he didn't. One of these serial liars would be telling the truth. That has never happened before so the universe might just explode out of sheer surprise.\nEdit: wrong idiot", ">\n\nSantos or DeSantis?", ">\n\nTrump is such a beacon of truth and integrity. Add irony here.", ">\n\nPoor Cry Baby DeSantis", ">\n\n‘Big, strong’ men can’t stop crying around President Trump. Just ask him.", ">\n\nTrump is unbelievable. After all these years he still sounds like a hurt 8 year old.", ">\n\nIt's times like this that having no history of telling any kind of truth really doesn't work in his favor, as much as I want to believe this.", ">\n\nLike everything else Trump has said, I’m sure this is 100% true.\nHe never lies, right?", ">\n\nTo try to make a rival look bad? He'd never do that.", ">\n\nWhile calling him sir. Yawn. We get it, Donald.", ">\n\nHe is a cringe factory and totally seems like type to cry for something when he really wants it, like a big baby.", ">\n\nLol. These people suck so bad.", ">\n\nCrying is okay, folks.\nTrump and DeSantis are shit people, but crying is okay.", ">\n\nProbably.... and Donald Trump poops himself and is a traitor.", ">\n\nFact: trump lies about everything. Fact: trump denigrates his opponents. As much as I want to believe this, it’s probably bull shit.", ">\n\nThey’re both liars, but somehow I believe this.", ">\n\nAnd then DJT shit his Depends.", ">\n\nWatching the republican party implode this election cycle is going to be schadenfreude like I’ve never experienced before.", ">\n\nEverything this piece of shit ever says is a lie. So I’m going to happily report that this is definitely more bullshit from this traitor’s mouth.\nThat being said, unfortunately his base will still eat this up. Because:\n-The Traitorous Piece of Shit said it so it must be true.\n-DeathSentence cried.\n-Crying is womanly.\n-DeathSentence is a woman.\n-MAGA MAGA MAGA\nSomewhere right now a group of Qdiots are saying some spaghetti style version of the exact talking points above.", ">\n\nTrump can piss in his pants because he wears absorbent diapers. It is probably a medical condition so he should not be ashamed.", ">\n\n\"He probably didn't even cry when he was a baby, and then he said..SIR!\"", ">\n\nStormy claims trump cried when she laughed at his mushroom dick", ">\n\nI had thought DeSantis was a SEAL, and therefore unlikely to be crying. I checked Wikipedia and found out the was a lawyer for the SEALs, so different. \nThen I read that he got a Bronze Star after his Iraq tour, but then I found out that the Bronze star is typically awarded as an upgrade from a MSM in combat zones. \nSo now I'm thinking that the crying story is totes believable.", ">\n\nSo…. By using logic we come to the conclusion that he made Trump cry, amiright? 😱", ">\n\nThis asshat is so fucking predictable.", ">\n\ndo you mean Desantis crying? Or Trump lying?", ">\n\nAnd called him sir", ">\n\nNext he'll call his wife ugly", ">\n\nOr say that she has secrets about where she worked.\nOr that his dad killed JFK.", ">\n\nNeither of these fascist deserve to be president.", ">\n\nletthemfight.gif", ">\n\nLet them fight. ding ding", ">\n\nLmao, let the feasting begin.", ">\n\nThis I will believe.", ">\n\nI also heard Trump claimed that anytime DeSantis had to open a jar that was too hard to open he came over to Trump's; in tears.", ">\n\nIt's scary how with the GOP's constant appeasement of the Orange Turd, I can actually see this happening. \nIs Trump lying? Most likely. But I can still see it happening.", ">\n\nAnd he's known for his consistent honesty, so I'm sure this happened.", ">\n\nTrump seems to always endorse people who cry in front of him, only to betray him later. Not a great judge of character if you ask me.", ">\n\nLet me guess, he called him 'Sir,' too. \nBuffoon.", ">\n\nHaha, this is where they've gotten to? \"Desantis is a booger-head and cried in front of me!\"", ">\n\nIt’s going to be fascinating to watch the Republican politicians try to take on trump knowing how deranged the base is. They went along with the insanity and even leaned into it like when Ronny D built a toy wall with his kid in the commercial. They must know it’s impossible to reason with these people. I can only imagine what it will look like when the Trump crazies set their sights on destroying DeSantis.", ">\n\nPlease run as an independent. Please.\nHe's the orange kryptonite to that void of charisma hack from Florida.", ">\n\nAs is with everything Donald says \nIt is more than likely Donald cried Infront of Ronald\nHaha Ronald and Donald", ">\n\nAnyone with \"nald\" needs to be blacklisted from politics.", ">\n\nAnyone with gop, conservative or Republicansl too", ">\n\nLet them eat each other, i for one am and will be enjoying the show", ">\n\nWatching two obese men get into a dick measuring contest is rather disturbing.", ">\n\nEspecially without an electron microscope.", ">\n\nKing Ron is too evil to cry. He has ZERO empathy or compassion. I bet he wouldn’t (or didn’t) cry over his own mother dying.", ">\n\nI didn't see any after the hurricanes or the apartment collapse.", ">\n\nDonald Trump can insult DeSantis on every level and watch Ronnie boy go back to kissing Trump's ass. Just like Ted Cruz. \nThe Republican collective lacks a spine since they clearly just accept incivility and childishness as virtues.", ">\n\nPointless article", ">\n\nI hope they both destroy each other. Our country needs a better leader than these two clowns", ">\n\nBegun, the douche wars have.", ">\n\nDude this is fucking hilarious. Let the GOP burn baby burn", ">\n\n\"It was incredible. I was having lunch at Mar-A-Lago and DeSantis walks up to me with tears in his eyes. And he said. You know what he said? He said 'Mister Trump, you're amazing. Everything a man could be. If you endorse me, I'll win. I'll give you anything you want.' And you know what I said? I said 'No way Jose. I'm the big cheese.' And you know what he did? He ran away crying in his little white boots. So sad. So sad.\"", ">\n\nBelievable until he said “Mr trump”.\nIt’s always “Sir” or “Mr President” when the Cheeto relays his big strong man with tears in his eyes stories.", ">\n\nCan you imagine what Republicans are going to release against Trump when he dies and it’s safe to talk?", ">\n\nThis battle between these two would be fucking hilarious if they didn’t have a serious chance of winning.", ">\n\nWho cares what he says. Hey media, just ignore him and report when he's convicted pretty please.", ">\n\nAs weak as Trump is right now, he knows how to put the hurt on competing right-wing grifters.", ">\n\nTrump wasn't kidding when he said he hasn't changed since he was in first grade. This is the kind of thing a bully tries to tell other kids to make the picked on kid in class look bad. Except the picked on kid deserves it this time so it's hard to feel bad for any of them.", ">\n\nSure, Don. We all 100% believe that's something that happened. Thanks for the update.", ">\n\nGotta hand it to him, Trump really knows how to play to the absolute basest and lowest common denominator of humanity.", ">\n\nMAGA is completely Middle School bullshit.", ">\n\nIs trump lying?\nOr is the torture guy a cry baby?", ">\n\nSmells like 2016 again", ">\n\nHe claims everyone cries when they beg him for something. Could it be they’re just tearing up over the noxious stench emanating from his depends?", ">\n\nBoth r whinny little b!tches", ">\n\nOh I’m sure Trump has leaked a tear or two during a ketchup-smearing tantrum.", ">\n\nThe smell from Trump’s diaper was really bad at the time.", ">\n\nWhen Donny starts losing in the primary and he turns his violent goons on his opponents, that's gonna be a good time. No wonder they all want to see him in jail or dead before the time comes.", ">\n\nThis one actually tracks as being true. DeSantis is a whiner in press conferences I can only imagine what crocodile tears he pulls out while trying to gain power.", ">\n\nNext he is going to say DeSantis sucked his dick and swallowed.", ">\n\nLmao we're in for a wild ride, folks!", ">\n\nI’m sure they both cried together holding each other’s bellies", ">\n\nHonestly I doubt it happened at all, the man spews bullshit nonstop but he's now made one of his most dangerous political rivals look weak. Honestly, Ron was most likely the next to the throne of the republican party. \nRonny needs to come out swinging to appeal to the base cos the base will belief anything that liar will say. \nSo is it a republican party or a maga party is gonna be the question", ">\n\nHe came to me with tears in his eyes and said “sir”", ">\n\nLol this is gonna be good 🍿", ">\n\nI’m thrilled both are running for president. I hope they both keep going. Split the vote!!", ">\n\nRon gave Don head guaranteed", ">\n\nNot sure which of these guys is a bigger idiot", ">\n\nThe one time I want Trump to not be lying…", ">\n\nI cant wait for this lame party of GOP incel s to continue to lose, they are all absolute fucking idiots who have nothing to offer except wining and being so passive and lame and sad sack loser fucking idiots, the worst shit for America, just fucking cry baby losers. Barf.", ">\n\n“Oh sir, sir, please endorse me sir…”", ">\n\nAh, so trmp cried in front of someone when he needed their support. putin? I bet it was putin.", ">\n\nCome on, his knees were starting to hurt!", ">\n\nBut did he “beg like a dog”? The Trumpees love the most crass belittlements. Crying isn’t humiliating enough.", ">\n\n\nTrump Claims DeSantis Cried in Front of Him While Seeking Endorsement\n\nFor once I believe him", ">\n\nThey're both dicks and deserve each other.", ">\n\nBecause crying, as a sign of empathy and emotions, is a crippling wound in the mind of Donald Trump.", ">\n\nUsually, everything that comes out of Trump's mouth is bullshit, but it would not surprise me one bit if it was true.", ">\n\nYea, straight up lie.", ">\n\nCrying is not a weakness. Having said that, both of these guys can get fucked.", ">\n\nIs this even newsworthy? Who cares.", ">\n\nDid we learn nothing from vintage commercials? You gotta save Kodak moments like this to enjoy and share with others on a later date", ">\n\nWhy wouldn’t we believe you Mr Trump, oh that’s right you lie and you hate DeSantis.", ">\n\n\nBig man, strong man, comes up to me - tears in his eyes - he says \"Sir...\"\n\n-", ">\n\nWell, I gotta say, I absolutely believe him . . . and I REALLY bet it looked just like John Turturro begging for his life in Miller's Crossing. \"I'm just a grifter, Trumpy! I'm a nobody!\"", ">\n\nOh man, this is going to get real entertaining if DeSantis starts swinging back. I hope he does, and doe snot just roll over thinking \"it's fine, I'll run in 2028\".\nHe must be aware that, if Trump somehow won in 2024, the country would once again go blue after 4 more years of Trump. The last time he won is poisoned the next 3 elections for republicans. So, DeSantis would have a much worse chance of winning if he waited until 2028. Especially after Trump inevitably attempts to change the rules to allow him to run for a 3rd term.\nThe Conservative subreddit was pretty much ready to ditch Trump after the midterms. They've cooled a bit on that now, and are not paying much attention to these little jabs. But seeing them tear themselves in half when the gloves come off between Trump and DeSantis would really be some quality entertainment.", ">\n\nWhatever you think about his popularity with the broader electorate I wouldn't want to see Trump win even the Republican nomination. If he gets his hands on the levers of power and he knows that constitutionally he is ineligible for another term then he will do everything and anything to retain his grip on power. His last term ended with rednecks shitting in the halls of Congress. Let's not flirt with the idea that letting him win the nomination is good for Democrats. That's some 2016 thinking", ">\n\nWhatever. According to Trump everybody who comes up to talk to him as tears in their eyes. I imagine they're just crying cuz they're too close to God damn Donald Trump.", ">\n\nTrump tells the truth for once.", ">\n\nWho cares? I’m so over this type of stuff…we need to debate policies, attack bad policies…move on from the useless insults.", ">\n\nWe need pics", ">\n\nI doubt this is true but I love that he's using this nonsense on someone who deserves it for once.", ">\n\nDeSantis \"I cry everytime I'm in close proximity to freshly cut onions\" 🤣😙", ">\n\nI'm gonna go ahead and assume this is true, just like I'm gonna go ahead and assume it means trump cried in front of the actual billionaires in control of the GOP when he sought their endorsement.", ">\n\nCan we stop talking about trump for the ever loving fucking love of god. We’re gonna wake up to, “trump doesn’t understand oat milk.” Like fuck off. But it’s hard to stop talking about a guy who sells papers right", ">\n\nTo be fair, if I was stuck in a room with Trump I'd probably cry too.", ">\n\nThis won’t matter to the right. They don’t care. This masculinity “gotcha” will totally miss them. The only way this will ever matter is if they want to leverage against DeSantis later. As long as he is really delivering for the fascists and white supremacists, nothing will matter.", ">\n\nI'm cool with trump's lies sabotaging the republican party.", ">\n\nPeople who give a shit about stuff like this are watching politics like it’s a TV show or sporting event. \nSad.", ">\n\nWow.....when two serial liars tell a story, which one do you believe?!", ">\n\nDesantis vs Trump in primaries is going to be the most ridiculously absurd schoolyard insult fight ever.", ">\n\nTrump lies as easily as he breathes. At this point I’d be way more surprised to hear he told the truth about something", ">\n\nMore of this, please. Rot from within. MORE MORE MORE!", ">\n\nYes. I’m certain this actually happened.", ">\n\nThis one gonna get nasty", ">\n\nHaha it’s going to be fun watching these dogs pee all over eachother", ">\n\nJust another absurd claim that can’t be proven one way or the other. Not that DeSatan isn’t a monstrous liar himself.", ">\n\nI believe it", ">\n\nSo with his track record of projection...\nWhat do you think the over under on trump crying videos existing are?", ">\n\nDeSantis cry? A physical impossibility!", ">\n\nI don't doubt it. He'll do anything to get power.", ">\n\nBig strong man, tears in his eyes.", ">\n\nAs I watch as our democratic republic swirls down the toilet, my only solace is watching these two psychopaths (Trump & DeSantis) go at each other's throats for the Presidency.", ">\n\nI didn't even know DeSantis was a trucker.", ">\n\nHe means his money shot in DeSantis face got him in the eyes, causing them to water. 💦", ">\n\nIt was probably the smell", ">\n\nI choose to believe this, because it’s hilarious to picture.", ">\n\nare they really wearing the exact same outfit lmao", ">\n\nI honestly kind of believe this.", ">\n\nTrump, if you have any kind of solid evidence on these claims, you better start producing them for the press because DeSantis is kicking your ass.", ">\n\nSo what? The two of you are cut from the same dicktater cloth.", ">\n\nLet em fight!", ">\n\nVideo/pics or stfu trumpie!", ">\n\nDon't get me wrong, I dislike DeSantis just as much, but only the orange blob would make fun of someone showing feelings and use it to win internet points.", ">\n\nMust have been the smell", ">\n\nHe just couldn’t keep that card in his pocket. The premature trump played himself.", ">\n\nCan’t out bitchboy this bitchboy", ">\n\nJust this once, I’m going to assume Donald Trump is telling the truth, because fuck Ron DeSantis.", ">\n\nThe thing is, who cares if he cried? I do not like RD (lived in Florida 5 years, moved to another state in 2021, mostly because of what Florida is turning into), but even if he did cry, so what? Trump’s gender lines are so dumb and archaic: crying mad bad.", ">\n\nit doesn't matter.\nif desantis cried desantis fans will say he's human. if joe biden cried desantis fans will say he's weak.", ">\n\nDid he call him “sir” too while crying?", ">\n\nIt brings me great joy that these meatheads are eating each other alive.\nGreat, great joy.", ">\n\nDid Deathanus take it with, or without KY?", ">\n\nYes! Let’s the flames begin!", ">\n\nI CANNOT wait for the primary debates.", ">\n\nStrong guy. Never cried before in his life. Came to me with tears in his eyes asking for my endorsement. What a guy. So disloyal now.", ">\n\nI hate both of them but DeSantis isn't a scared little child. This is a guy who played college baseball - he was a stud. The last person he'd ever cry in front of is Trump that's for sure.", ">\n\nPlaying college baseball has absolutely nothing to do with this lmao.", ">\n\nIt does, it shows he's not a wimp. I hate the fucker with a passion but don't believe he cried in front of Trump. If you played baseball or football in college you'd understand (but clearly you didn't.)", ">\n\nSo when do we get the small penis insults from Trump?", ">\n\nThis is so stupid. There's no evidence but it's still gonna start yet another stage of those twos pissing match and it's hilarious", ">\n\n\"....and then Ron felt trump's massive biceps and begged him to become his personal trainer. Then Ron begged trump to teach him how to cook, make love, and buy property.\"", ">\n\nDid daddy Rump make Ronnie cry", ">\n\nThe best part? This stuff works. I don't know whether I should be impressed by Trump or sad for his supporters. A little of both, I guess.", ">\n\nLol, shit getting real.", ">\n\nTrump trying to appeal to those personality types who buy into egocentric masculinity that doesn’t include boys crying. The same kind of dudes who have to carry firearms to feel safe in society. “Tough on the outside…., repressed, depressed and angry on the inside.”", ">\n\nSomehow I believe Trump on this one.", ">\n\nRon's got 24 hours to get in the booth and buck back with a diss track", ">\n\nThe tiny hands club", ">\n\nThat Desantis wall building video with his kids is the SIMPIEST thing ive ever seen, not only by a politician, but a man. \nTalk about a little germ\nI Believe this....", ">\n\nRepublicans hate any sign of weakness", ">\n\nThis is a story about a liar lying about a liar!", ">\n\nIt's like that empire strikes back seen between Vader and the Emperor. Except two fools 🤣 Space Balls 2 here we come.", ">\n\nThis is the ultimate conservative insult. No \"real man\" would cry, let alone in front of another \"real man\".", ">\n\nKen Watanabi: “Let them fight”", ">\n\nDeSantis is a scammer, they were probably crocodile tears just to manipulate Trump", ">\n\nI'm living for the day tough guy DimSantis bends over for Dear Leader.", ">\n\nNow this is something I actually believe.", ">\n\n🎼 This is how it starrrts 🎶", ">\n\nI hope donald has a tape.", ">\n\nHe thinks he’s the godfather", ">\n\nDownvote every Trump story.", ">\n\nA statement that makes them both look terrible. GOOD", ">\n\nOoo the girls are fighting! Someone grab the popcorn!", ">\n\nDoes Trump have a fetish about crying men coming to him? The man is obsessed with crying men.", ">\n\nAnd we got a winner! Crying DeSantis!", ">\n\nAs a non-American I’m not entirely sure who DeSantis is, though I can see by the comments that he is not well liked. \nBut regardless of his politics, this feels like a weird thing to be arguing about in the news. So what if he did cry? Sometimes being passionate about something makes one cry. Maybe like some are suggesting it was faked. \nWhat’s important is, what does it tell other men when this is news and people are genuinely having this argument in the comments? Why are we still shaming people for feeling their feelings? Even people we don’t like?", ">\n\nWas that before or after the blowjob ?", ">\n\nHe needs to see what tears of laughter look like. He's probably telling Trump that he didn't need his approval to run for anything.", ">\n\nWhy do you have people attacking you from all angles, Ron? Might it be because you are an obnoxious asshole?", ">\n\nFight! Fight! Fight!", ">\n\nLol DeSadness", ">\n\nPeople can confirm this with tears in their eyes, the best people, bigly .\nCovfeve covfeve", ">\n\nDoes anyone believe him? And if not, why even report this? If Trump said the weather was sunny, I’d put on a raincoat before going out. I have no use for DeSantis, but Trump saying anything about anybody does not inform anyone in the least.", ">\n\nThe sexual tension between these two is palpable", ">\n\nAnd so the blood letting kicks into high gear.", ">\n\nLmao. This mother fucker.", ">\n\nThat would actually make Desantis in touch with his feelings and would therefore gain more approval. \nBut these are conservatives we are talking about so feelings/crying=liberal nonsense.", ">\n\nOh, how I hope they keep this up.\nI would love to see them eat themselves up from the inside.", ">\n\nHe probably had tears in his eyes from laughing so hard at trump.", ">\n\nThey both have the weirdest small hands.", ">\n\nI'm loving this childish battle between them", ">\n\nAll of these articles should just be titled “Liar lies again”", ">\n\nLet them fight!", ">\n\nOh, i thought it meant he stunk that bad… sorry….", ">\n\nInsert Shang Tzu \"it has begun\" gif here.", ">\n\nSip on those tears folks", ">\n\nAh, among these idiots, the ultimate shame. I'm sure Desantis is commiting harakiri as we speak.", ">\n\nits almost worth living through this shitty reality to see these morons try to eat each other", ">\n\nDid he please the 5th", ">\n\nEveryone cries in front of Trump. It’s the Eau d’Oignon cologne he wears to cover up his flop sweat stink.", ">\n\nWell yea he probably grabbed Ron by the pussy.", ">\n\nCry-bullies crying", ">\n\nI cried because of him." ]

[ "Sooo, this means trump cried in front of someone when seeking endorsement? Putin?", ">\n\nExactly.", ">\n\nWell, now we know exactly who has something over him.", ">\n\nWe do, but we used to, too.", ">\n\nThanks, Mitch.", ">\n\nDonnie DOES love escalators…", ">\n\nSorry for the convenience", ">\n\nI wonder how man times he called Trump \"sir?\"", ">\n\nThis is how it went word for word.\n“Please sir, endorse me sir. How can I be as smart and as good looking as you sir? Or sir, [starts sobbing] you are so wonderful “", ">\n\nDesantis weakly salutes Dear Leader", ">\n\nThe mandatory real-fake cry claim does have Kim-Jong Il vibes.", ">\n\nRed-on-red crime is my favorite kind of crime.", ">\n\nThis one is great hecause half of their base appeal is as tough guys, so telling the nation that one of them was sobbing like a baby in front of the other is a solid move. Now Deathanus has to decide whether to just accept it and be belittled, or start to fight back and fracture the party. 10/10 can’t wait for season finale.", ">\n\nHalf of these guys wouldn’t know the difference between a hatchet and an axe and wouldn’t be able to load and shoot an AR. \nRepublicans in federal government are almost all what they would consider effeminate suburbanites.", ">\n\nIn reality yes. But we know they don’t live there. To them an obese man who wears makeup and lifted shoes while avoiding war because his feet hurt is the epitome of manly.", ">\n\nI love your username. For some reason, that line cracked up my wife and me and we say it all the time.", ">\n\nIt’s so funny how many people get the reference! Workaholics def had its fans but it was never a mainstream smash so it’s crazy how many people recognize one throwaway line from the show!\nNow get in my grapevan pls", ">\n\nCatherine Zeta Jones, she dips beneath lasers, oh oh oh", ">\n\nShe has entrapped me, and Sean Connery! OH oh OH. OH oh OHhh^hh^h", ">\n\nWhen two pieces of shit get together, there will be a whole lot of stories coming out", ">\n\nThis embarrassing DeSantis campaign ad will be played repeatedly as a hit piece. That was some insane level of bootlicking lol. For one rare moment, I think Trump is speaking the truth. DeSantis absolutely cried in front of him and maybe even got on his knees for an endorsement", ">\n\nI had to go show this to my grandma. She screams about Trump and DeSantis til her voice cracks. She said she’s never wished on anyone’s demise before them. And McConnell. The rage in her 4’11”, 74 year old body is immense.", ">\n\nSounds like you've got one righteous grandma", ">\n\nShe marched her lil ass out in January in DC to march with us during Trump’s inauguration. It was actually my 18th birthday and afterwards we stopped and had Ethiopian for the first time. Her first time trying any African food and she still talks about how much she loves it. She sat with me at a tattoo appointment and afterwards we got pizza and ice cream. I love her. She’s an amazing woman.", ">\n\n\nand afterwards we stopped and had Ethiopian\n\nColumbus Circle? Fantastic places up there", ">\n\nWish I could remember. The place was packed. My grandmother and I sat on the end of the table with the vegetarian platter (since i was vegan) so she mostly ate the veg stuff. It was amazing. There’s a good place up in Tampa (Queen of Sheba) but nowhere near as good as this place was.", ">\n\nHe's probably lying but I wouldn't be surprised if its true. Have you ever seen DeSantis in a debate or outside of his hand-picked media reporters? He's so socially awkward and unstable and has the charisma of a garden slug.", ">\n\nTrue. I have noticed him moving his jaw from side to side in nearly every news conference when someone else is at the podium. Odd.", ">\n\nHe's got some kind of behavioral issue. He was never an appealing candidate, but he's surrounded himself and insulated himself with a core group of very politically savvy extremists that are the ones propelling him forward. He's not the political \"genius\" the media paints him out to be. His handlers are but he's an empty suit being controlled by puppeteers.", ">\n\nThat is actually slightly reassuring for someone not so in the know about him, like myself.", ">\n\nIt shouldn't be though. If you start looking in to his core group of advisors and backers these are some terrifying people.", ">\n\nIn so much as it shows his limitations.", ">\n\nTrue, he has many weaknesses. But they cover for them well.", ">\n\nTrump is desperate to make his opponents look effete to distract from his needing to have his hand held as we walked down a ramp or having to grasp a glass with two small hands or needing the power of the military to help him beat Covid.", ">\n\nCovfefe", ">\n\nHamburder flu", ">\n\nPerpetrated by the radical left gang member known as the “Hamburglar”", ">\n\nRobble robble", ">\n\nLots of self-proclaimed “alpha males” are wrestling with some cognitive dissonance today.", ">\n\nThey'll figure it out after praying to their favorite NFT of the day", ">\n\nDeSantis's response is going to be \"you know what makes me cry? CRT. Please clap.\"", ">\n\nIt was Jeb Bush that said “please clap.”", ">\n\nStandard playbook. Muddy the waters to make your opponent look “just as bad or worse” than you.", ">\n\nOr at least make up enough stories so that sane people with busy lives aren’t sure anymore. It’s what they’ve done for Zelenskyy, Thunberg, and Fauci.\nThat being said I wouldn’t be surprised if Desantis cried.", ">\n\nOn the one hand, Trump claims this any time he tells a story about anyone asking him for anything. \"He came to me with tears in his eyes.\" It's a bizarre piece of rhetoric he employs at every given opportunity. I think he thinks it makes him look magnanimous while simultaneously making the other person look weak. I have doubts that anyone has expressed any emotion in front of the man for less than $50,000 any time in the past 20 years.\nOn the other hand, DeSantis has no heart, can probably cry on command, and will crawl on his hands and knees across broken glass to jerk off a syphilitic stray dog into his own mouth if it means he gets what he wants.", ">\n\nNow thats an awful image!", ">\n\nThank you, I crafted it while taking a dump.", ">\n\nHope Georgia prosecutors doesn't forget the tweet where Trump admitted to interfering in the Florida election to make sure Desantis won.", ">\n\nAnd everybody clapped.", ">\n\nI dunno, I imagine a lot of people cry when they have to interact with him.", ">\n\nDesantis...\"I've seen the pee tape, and it is the most humiliation thing I've ever seen. Donald even got some in his mouth.\"", ">\n\nIt's just DJT pissing up into his own mouth on a bed the Obama's slept on at the Kremlin", ">\n\nTo be fair, getting a close up whiff of scrambled Sudafed and BigMac diaper blowouts tends to make one’s eyes run a bit.", ">\n\nDesantis is garbage. But this story likely isn't true. Trump claims people cry in front of him all the time. Many of those people aren't even real, they are just folks he made up in his head in the moment. \n\"This big guy, some say a former marine, a lot of people are saying it, really big, tough guy, and he came to me, tears in his eyes, and he said 'Mister Trump, you saved my life,' and it's true, I did save his life, I fought next to him in Afghanistan, that's what people are saying, and you know what? Maybe they're right, maybe I did kill 100 terrorists, because I know terrorists, some of them are my friends, and I say to terrorists, stop with that terror, and you know what? They stop. No one else knows terror and anti-terror like I do, just like that marine said.\"", ">\n\nRoflcopter", ">\n\nTrump knows whatever shit he says in the media will be reported like it was fact first and have to be proven false later", ">\n\n\n\"There were tears coming down from his eyes. He said: 'If you endorse me, I'll win,'\" said Trump.\n\nlmao trump couldnt come up with something better than this?", ">\n\nSeriously lol. It has a lot of \"and then everyone clapped\" energy.", ">\n\nWow who's gonna vote for Little Crybaby Ronnie?", ">\n\nWell as hard as it is to say it, I believe Trump this time. He just left out that they cried together, holding each other in a swampy embrace. Their Depends touching each other and their tentacles creep out and conjoin so they may exchange long protein strings.", ">\n\nTrump: [proceeds to unzip pantaloons]", ">\n\n\npantaloons\n\nrich people pants", ">\n\nNo, it’s crazypants. Right there in the name: pant-of-loons.", ">\n\nSuper convincing story, just trust him it's true. He's a business man! How else can he be so rich if not being totally honest? Btw the water pressure sucks in Florida, you have to flush multiple times. Terrible, terrible leader.", ">\n\n“He said ‘Sir…’”", ">\n\nLying liars lie.", ">\n\nBigly.", ">\n\nTrump says ~~Santos~~ DeSantis cried. ~~Santos~~ DeSantis will claim that he didn't. One of these serial liars would be telling the truth. That has never happened before so the universe might just explode out of sheer surprise.\nEdit: wrong idiot", ">\n\nSantos or DeSantis?", ">\n\nTrump is such a beacon of truth and integrity. Add irony here.", ">\n\nPoor Cry Baby DeSantis", ">\n\n‘Big, strong’ men can’t stop crying around President Trump. Just ask him.", ">\n\nTrump is unbelievable. After all these years he still sounds like a hurt 8 year old.", ">\n\nIt's times like this that having no history of telling any kind of truth really doesn't work in his favor, as much as I want to believe this.", ">\n\nLike everything else Trump has said, I’m sure this is 100% true.\nHe never lies, right?", ">\n\nTo try to make a rival look bad? He'd never do that.", ">\n\nWhile calling him sir. Yawn. We get it, Donald.", ">\n\nHe is a cringe factory and totally seems like type to cry for something when he really wants it, like a big baby.", ">\n\nLol. These people suck so bad.", ">\n\nCrying is okay, folks.\nTrump and DeSantis are shit people, but crying is okay.", ">\n\nProbably.... and Donald Trump poops himself and is a traitor.", ">\n\nFact: trump lies about everything. Fact: trump denigrates his opponents. As much as I want to believe this, it’s probably bull shit.", ">\n\nThey’re both liars, but somehow I believe this.", ">\n\nAnd then DJT shit his Depends.", ">\n\nWatching the republican party implode this election cycle is going to be schadenfreude like I’ve never experienced before.", ">\n\nEverything this piece of shit ever says is a lie. So I’m going to happily report that this is definitely more bullshit from this traitor’s mouth.\nThat being said, unfortunately his base will still eat this up. Because:\n-The Traitorous Piece of Shit said it so it must be true.\n-DeathSentence cried.\n-Crying is womanly.\n-DeathSentence is a woman.\n-MAGA MAGA MAGA\nSomewhere right now a group of Qdiots are saying some spaghetti style version of the exact talking points above.", ">\n\nTrump can piss in his pants because he wears absorbent diapers. It is probably a medical condition so he should not be ashamed.", ">\n\n\"He probably didn't even cry when he was a baby, and then he said..SIR!\"", ">\n\nStormy claims trump cried when she laughed at his mushroom dick", ">\n\nI had thought DeSantis was a SEAL, and therefore unlikely to be crying. I checked Wikipedia and found out the was a lawyer for the SEALs, so different. \nThen I read that he got a Bronze Star after his Iraq tour, but then I found out that the Bronze star is typically awarded as an upgrade from a MSM in combat zones. \nSo now I'm thinking that the crying story is totes believable.", ">\n\nSo…. By using logic we come to the conclusion that he made Trump cry, amiright? 😱", ">\n\nThis asshat is so fucking predictable.", ">\n\ndo you mean Desantis crying? Or Trump lying?", ">\n\nAnd called him sir", ">\n\nNext he'll call his wife ugly", ">\n\nOr say that she has secrets about where she worked.\nOr that his dad killed JFK.", ">\n\nNeither of these fascist deserve to be president.", ">\n\nletthemfight.gif", ">\n\nLet them fight. ding ding", ">\n\nLmao, let the feasting begin.", ">\n\nThis I will believe.", ">\n\nI also heard Trump claimed that anytime DeSantis had to open a jar that was too hard to open he came over to Trump's; in tears.", ">\n\nIt's scary how with the GOP's constant appeasement of the Orange Turd, I can actually see this happening. \nIs Trump lying? Most likely. But I can still see it happening.", ">\n\nAnd he's known for his consistent honesty, so I'm sure this happened.", ">\n\nTrump seems to always endorse people who cry in front of him, only to betray him later. Not a great judge of character if you ask me.", ">\n\nLet me guess, he called him 'Sir,' too. \nBuffoon.", ">\n\nHaha, this is where they've gotten to? \"Desantis is a booger-head and cried in front of me!\"", ">\n\nIt’s going to be fascinating to watch the Republican politicians try to take on trump knowing how deranged the base is. They went along with the insanity and even leaned into it like when Ronny D built a toy wall with his kid in the commercial. They must know it’s impossible to reason with these people. I can only imagine what it will look like when the Trump crazies set their sights on destroying DeSantis.", ">\n\nPlease run as an independent. Please.\nHe's the orange kryptonite to that void of charisma hack from Florida.", ">\n\nAs is with everything Donald says \nIt is more than likely Donald cried Infront of Ronald\nHaha Ronald and Donald", ">\n\nAnyone with \"nald\" needs to be blacklisted from politics.", ">\n\nAnyone with gop, conservative or Republicansl too", ">\n\nLet them eat each other, i for one am and will be enjoying the show", ">\n\nWatching two obese men get into a dick measuring contest is rather disturbing.", ">\n\nEspecially without an electron microscope.", ">\n\nKing Ron is too evil to cry. He has ZERO empathy or compassion. I bet he wouldn’t (or didn’t) cry over his own mother dying.", ">\n\nI didn't see any after the hurricanes or the apartment collapse.", ">\n\nDonald Trump can insult DeSantis on every level and watch Ronnie boy go back to kissing Trump's ass. Just like Ted Cruz. \nThe Republican collective lacks a spine since they clearly just accept incivility and childishness as virtues.", ">\n\nPointless article", ">\n\nI hope they both destroy each other. Our country needs a better leader than these two clowns", ">\n\nBegun, the douche wars have.", ">\n\nDude this is fucking hilarious. Let the GOP burn baby burn", ">\n\n\"It was incredible. I was having lunch at Mar-A-Lago and DeSantis walks up to me with tears in his eyes. And he said. You know what he said? He said 'Mister Trump, you're amazing. Everything a man could be. If you endorse me, I'll win. I'll give you anything you want.' And you know what I said? I said 'No way Jose. I'm the big cheese.' And you know what he did? He ran away crying in his little white boots. So sad. So sad.\"", ">\n\nBelievable until he said “Mr trump”.\nIt’s always “Sir” or “Mr President” when the Cheeto relays his big strong man with tears in his eyes stories.", ">\n\nCan you imagine what Republicans are going to release against Trump when he dies and it’s safe to talk?", ">\n\nThis battle between these two would be fucking hilarious if they didn’t have a serious chance of winning.", ">\n\nWho cares what he says. Hey media, just ignore him and report when he's convicted pretty please.", ">\n\nAs weak as Trump is right now, he knows how to put the hurt on competing right-wing grifters.", ">\n\nTrump wasn't kidding when he said he hasn't changed since he was in first grade. This is the kind of thing a bully tries to tell other kids to make the picked on kid in class look bad. Except the picked on kid deserves it this time so it's hard to feel bad for any of them.", ">\n\nSure, Don. We all 100% believe that's something that happened. Thanks for the update.", ">\n\nGotta hand it to him, Trump really knows how to play to the absolute basest and lowest common denominator of humanity.", ">\n\nMAGA is completely Middle School bullshit.", ">\n\nIs trump lying?\nOr is the torture guy a cry baby?", ">\n\nSmells like 2016 again", ">\n\nHe claims everyone cries when they beg him for something. Could it be they’re just tearing up over the noxious stench emanating from his depends?", ">\n\nBoth r whinny little b!tches", ">\n\nOh I’m sure Trump has leaked a tear or two during a ketchup-smearing tantrum.", ">\n\nThe smell from Trump’s diaper was really bad at the time.", ">\n\nWhen Donny starts losing in the primary and he turns his violent goons on his opponents, that's gonna be a good time. No wonder they all want to see him in jail or dead before the time comes.", ">\n\nThis one actually tracks as being true. DeSantis is a whiner in press conferences I can only imagine what crocodile tears he pulls out while trying to gain power.", ">\n\nNext he is going to say DeSantis sucked his dick and swallowed.", ">\n\nLmao we're in for a wild ride, folks!", ">\n\nI’m sure they both cried together holding each other’s bellies", ">\n\nHonestly I doubt it happened at all, the man spews bullshit nonstop but he's now made one of his most dangerous political rivals look weak. Honestly, Ron was most likely the next to the throne of the republican party. \nRonny needs to come out swinging to appeal to the base cos the base will belief anything that liar will say. \nSo is it a republican party or a maga party is gonna be the question", ">\n\nHe came to me with tears in his eyes and said “sir”", ">\n\nLol this is gonna be good 🍿", ">\n\nI’m thrilled both are running for president. I hope they both keep going. Split the vote!!", ">\n\nRon gave Don head guaranteed", ">\n\nNot sure which of these guys is a bigger idiot", ">\n\nThe one time I want Trump to not be lying…", ">\n\nI cant wait for this lame party of GOP incel s to continue to lose, they are all absolute fucking idiots who have nothing to offer except wining and being so passive and lame and sad sack loser fucking idiots, the worst shit for America, just fucking cry baby losers. Barf.", ">\n\n“Oh sir, sir, please endorse me sir…”", ">\n\nAh, so trmp cried in front of someone when he needed their support. putin? I bet it was putin.", ">\n\nCome on, his knees were starting to hurt!", ">\n\nBut did he “beg like a dog”? The Trumpees love the most crass belittlements. Crying isn’t humiliating enough.", ">\n\n\nTrump Claims DeSantis Cried in Front of Him While Seeking Endorsement\n\nFor once I believe him", ">\n\nThey're both dicks and deserve each other.", ">\n\nBecause crying, as a sign of empathy and emotions, is a crippling wound in the mind of Donald Trump.", ">\n\nUsually, everything that comes out of Trump's mouth is bullshit, but it would not surprise me one bit if it was true.", ">\n\nYea, straight up lie.", ">\n\nCrying is not a weakness. Having said that, both of these guys can get fucked.", ">\n\nIs this even newsworthy? Who cares.", ">\n\nDid we learn nothing from vintage commercials? You gotta save Kodak moments like this to enjoy and share with others on a later date", ">\n\nWhy wouldn’t we believe you Mr Trump, oh that’s right you lie and you hate DeSantis.", ">\n\n\nBig man, strong man, comes up to me - tears in his eyes - he says \"Sir...\"\n\n-", ">\n\nWell, I gotta say, I absolutely believe him . . . and I REALLY bet it looked just like John Turturro begging for his life in Miller's Crossing. \"I'm just a grifter, Trumpy! I'm a nobody!\"", ">\n\nOh man, this is going to get real entertaining if DeSantis starts swinging back. I hope he does, and doe snot just roll over thinking \"it's fine, I'll run in 2028\".\nHe must be aware that, if Trump somehow won in 2024, the country would once again go blue after 4 more years of Trump. The last time he won is poisoned the next 3 elections for republicans. So, DeSantis would have a much worse chance of winning if he waited until 2028. Especially after Trump inevitably attempts to change the rules to allow him to run for a 3rd term.\nThe Conservative subreddit was pretty much ready to ditch Trump after the midterms. They've cooled a bit on that now, and are not paying much attention to these little jabs. But seeing them tear themselves in half when the gloves come off between Trump and DeSantis would really be some quality entertainment.", ">\n\nWhatever you think about his popularity with the broader electorate I wouldn't want to see Trump win even the Republican nomination. If he gets his hands on the levers of power and he knows that constitutionally he is ineligible for another term then he will do everything and anything to retain his grip on power. His last term ended with rednecks shitting in the halls of Congress. Let's not flirt with the idea that letting him win the nomination is good for Democrats. That's some 2016 thinking", ">\n\nWhatever. According to Trump everybody who comes up to talk to him as tears in their eyes. I imagine they're just crying cuz they're too close to God damn Donald Trump.", ">\n\nTrump tells the truth for once.", ">\n\nWho cares? I’m so over this type of stuff…we need to debate policies, attack bad policies…move on from the useless insults.", ">\n\nWe need pics", ">\n\nI doubt this is true but I love that he's using this nonsense on someone who deserves it for once.", ">\n\nDeSantis \"I cry everytime I'm in close proximity to freshly cut onions\" 🤣😙", ">\n\nI'm gonna go ahead and assume this is true, just like I'm gonna go ahead and assume it means trump cried in front of the actual billionaires in control of the GOP when he sought their endorsement.", ">\n\nCan we stop talking about trump for the ever loving fucking love of god. We’re gonna wake up to, “trump doesn’t understand oat milk.” Like fuck off. But it’s hard to stop talking about a guy who sells papers right", ">\n\nTo be fair, if I was stuck in a room with Trump I'd probably cry too.", ">\n\nThis won’t matter to the right. They don’t care. This masculinity “gotcha” will totally miss them. The only way this will ever matter is if they want to leverage against DeSantis later. As long as he is really delivering for the fascists and white supremacists, nothing will matter.", ">\n\nI'm cool with trump's lies sabotaging the republican party.", ">\n\nPeople who give a shit about stuff like this are watching politics like it’s a TV show or sporting event. \nSad.", ">\n\nWow.....when two serial liars tell a story, which one do you believe?!", ">\n\nDesantis vs Trump in primaries is going to be the most ridiculously absurd schoolyard insult fight ever.", ">\n\nTrump lies as easily as he breathes. At this point I’d be way more surprised to hear he told the truth about something", ">\n\nMore of this, please. Rot from within. MORE MORE MORE!", ">\n\nYes. I’m certain this actually happened.", ">\n\nThis one gonna get nasty", ">\n\nHaha it’s going to be fun watching these dogs pee all over eachother", ">\n\nJust another absurd claim that can’t be proven one way or the other. Not that DeSatan isn’t a monstrous liar himself.", ">\n\nI believe it", ">\n\nSo with his track record of projection...\nWhat do you think the over under on trump crying videos existing are?", ">\n\nDeSantis cry? A physical impossibility!", ">\n\nI don't doubt it. He'll do anything to get power.", ">\n\nBig strong man, tears in his eyes.", ">\n\nAs I watch as our democratic republic swirls down the toilet, my only solace is watching these two psychopaths (Trump & DeSantis) go at each other's throats for the Presidency.", ">\n\nI didn't even know DeSantis was a trucker.", ">\n\nHe means his money shot in DeSantis face got him in the eyes, causing them to water. 💦", ">\n\nIt was probably the smell", ">\n\nI choose to believe this, because it’s hilarious to picture.", ">\n\nare they really wearing the exact same outfit lmao", ">\n\nI honestly kind of believe this.", ">\n\nTrump, if you have any kind of solid evidence on these claims, you better start producing them for the press because DeSantis is kicking your ass.", ">\n\nSo what? The two of you are cut from the same dicktater cloth.", ">\n\nLet em fight!", ">\n\nVideo/pics or stfu trumpie!", ">\n\nDon't get me wrong, I dislike DeSantis just as much, but only the orange blob would make fun of someone showing feelings and use it to win internet points.", ">\n\nMust have been the smell", ">\n\nHe just couldn’t keep that card in his pocket. The premature trump played himself.", ">\n\nCan’t out bitchboy this bitchboy", ">\n\nJust this once, I’m going to assume Donald Trump is telling the truth, because fuck Ron DeSantis.", ">\n\nThe thing is, who cares if he cried? I do not like RD (lived in Florida 5 years, moved to another state in 2021, mostly because of what Florida is turning into), but even if he did cry, so what? Trump’s gender lines are so dumb and archaic: crying mad bad.", ">\n\nit doesn't matter.\nif desantis cried desantis fans will say he's human. if joe biden cried desantis fans will say he's weak.", ">\n\nDid he call him “sir” too while crying?", ">\n\nIt brings me great joy that these meatheads are eating each other alive.\nGreat, great joy.", ">\n\nDid Deathanus take it with, or without KY?", ">\n\nYes! Let’s the flames begin!", ">\n\nI CANNOT wait for the primary debates.", ">\n\nStrong guy. Never cried before in his life. Came to me with tears in his eyes asking for my endorsement. What a guy. So disloyal now.", ">\n\nI hate both of them but DeSantis isn't a scared little child. This is a guy who played college baseball - he was a stud. The last person he'd ever cry in front of is Trump that's for sure.", ">\n\nPlaying college baseball has absolutely nothing to do with this lmao.", ">\n\nIt does, it shows he's not a wimp. I hate the fucker with a passion but don't believe he cried in front of Trump. If you played baseball or football in college you'd understand (but clearly you didn't.)", ">\n\nSo when do we get the small penis insults from Trump?", ">\n\nThis is so stupid. There's no evidence but it's still gonna start yet another stage of those twos pissing match and it's hilarious", ">\n\n\"....and then Ron felt trump's massive biceps and begged him to become his personal trainer. Then Ron begged trump to teach him how to cook, make love, and buy property.\"", ">\n\nDid daddy Rump make Ronnie cry", ">\n\nThe best part? This stuff works. I don't know whether I should be impressed by Trump or sad for his supporters. A little of both, I guess.", ">\n\nLol, shit getting real.", ">\n\nTrump trying to appeal to those personality types who buy into egocentric masculinity that doesn’t include boys crying. The same kind of dudes who have to carry firearms to feel safe in society. “Tough on the outside…., repressed, depressed and angry on the inside.”", ">\n\nSomehow I believe Trump on this one.", ">\n\nRon's got 24 hours to get in the booth and buck back with a diss track", ">\n\nThe tiny hands club", ">\n\nThat Desantis wall building video with his kids is the SIMPIEST thing ive ever seen, not only by a politician, but a man. \nTalk about a little germ\nI Believe this....", ">\n\nRepublicans hate any sign of weakness", ">\n\nThis is a story about a liar lying about a liar!", ">\n\nIt's like that empire strikes back seen between Vader and the Emperor. Except two fools 🤣 Space Balls 2 here we come.", ">\n\nThis is the ultimate conservative insult. No \"real man\" would cry, let alone in front of another \"real man\".", ">\n\nKen Watanabi: “Let them fight”", ">\n\nDeSantis is a scammer, they were probably crocodile tears just to manipulate Trump", ">\n\nI'm living for the day tough guy DimSantis bends over for Dear Leader.", ">\n\nNow this is something I actually believe.", ">\n\n🎼 This is how it starrrts 🎶", ">\n\nI hope donald has a tape.", ">\n\nHe thinks he’s the godfather", ">\n\nDownvote every Trump story.", ">\n\nA statement that makes them both look terrible. GOOD", ">\n\nOoo the girls are fighting! Someone grab the popcorn!", ">\n\nDoes Trump have a fetish about crying men coming to him? The man is obsessed with crying men.", ">\n\nAnd we got a winner! Crying DeSantis!", ">\n\nAs a non-American I’m not entirely sure who DeSantis is, though I can see by the comments that he is not well liked. \nBut regardless of his politics, this feels like a weird thing to be arguing about in the news. So what if he did cry? Sometimes being passionate about something makes one cry. Maybe like some are suggesting it was faked. \nWhat’s important is, what does it tell other men when this is news and people are genuinely having this argument in the comments? Why are we still shaming people for feeling their feelings? Even people we don’t like?", ">\n\nWas that before or after the blowjob ?", ">\n\nHe needs to see what tears of laughter look like. He's probably telling Trump that he didn't need his approval to run for anything.", ">\n\nWhy do you have people attacking you from all angles, Ron? Might it be because you are an obnoxious asshole?", ">\n\nFight! Fight! Fight!", ">\n\nLol DeSadness", ">\n\nPeople can confirm this with tears in their eyes, the best people, bigly .\nCovfeve covfeve", ">\n\nDoes anyone believe him? And if not, why even report this? If Trump said the weather was sunny, I’d put on a raincoat before going out. I have no use for DeSantis, but Trump saying anything about anybody does not inform anyone in the least.", ">\n\nThe sexual tension between these two is palpable", ">\n\nAnd so the blood letting kicks into high gear.", ">\n\nLmao. This mother fucker.", ">\n\nThat would actually make Desantis in touch with his feelings and would therefore gain more approval. \nBut these are conservatives we are talking about so feelings/crying=liberal nonsense.", ">\n\nOh, how I hope they keep this up.\nI would love to see them eat themselves up from the inside.", ">\n\nHe probably had tears in his eyes from laughing so hard at trump.", ">\n\nThey both have the weirdest small hands.", ">\n\nI'm loving this childish battle between them", ">\n\nAll of these articles should just be titled “Liar lies again”", ">\n\nLet them fight!", ">\n\nOh, i thought it meant he stunk that bad… sorry….", ">\n\nInsert Shang Tzu \"it has begun\" gif here.", ">\n\nSip on those tears folks", ">\n\nAh, among these idiots, the ultimate shame. I'm sure Desantis is commiting harakiri as we speak.", ">\n\nits almost worth living through this shitty reality to see these morons try to eat each other", ">\n\nDid he please the 5th", ">\n\nEveryone cries in front of Trump. It’s the Eau d’Oignon cologne he wears to cover up his flop sweat stink.", ">\n\nWell yea he probably grabbed Ron by the pussy.", ">\n\nCry-bullies crying", ">\n\nI cried because of him.", ">\n\nLol. And it begins" ]

[ "Sooo, this means trump cried in front of someone when seeking endorsement? Putin?", ">\n\nExactly.", ">\n\nWell, now we know exactly who has something over him.", ">\n\nWe do, but we used to, too.", ">\n\nThanks, Mitch.", ">\n\nDonnie DOES love escalators…", ">\n\nSorry for the convenience", ">\n\nI wonder how man times he called Trump \"sir?\"", ">\n\nThis is how it went word for word.\n“Please sir, endorse me sir. How can I be as smart and as good looking as you sir? Or sir, [starts sobbing] you are so wonderful “", ">\n\nDesantis weakly salutes Dear Leader", ">\n\nThe mandatory real-fake cry claim does have Kim-Jong Il vibes.", ">\n\nRed-on-red crime is my favorite kind of crime.", ">\n\nThis one is great hecause half of their base appeal is as tough guys, so telling the nation that one of them was sobbing like a baby in front of the other is a solid move. Now Deathanus has to decide whether to just accept it and be belittled, or start to fight back and fracture the party. 10/10 can’t wait for season finale.", ">\n\nHalf of these guys wouldn’t know the difference between a hatchet and an axe and wouldn’t be able to load and shoot an AR. \nRepublicans in federal government are almost all what they would consider effeminate suburbanites.", ">\n\nIn reality yes. But we know they don’t live there. To them an obese man who wears makeup and lifted shoes while avoiding war because his feet hurt is the epitome of manly.", ">\n\nI love your username. For some reason, that line cracked up my wife and me and we say it all the time.", ">\n\nIt’s so funny how many people get the reference! Workaholics def had its fans but it was never a mainstream smash so it’s crazy how many people recognize one throwaway line from the show!\nNow get in my grapevan pls", ">\n\nCatherine Zeta Jones, she dips beneath lasers, oh oh oh", ">\n\nShe has entrapped me, and Sean Connery! OH oh OH. OH oh OHhh^hh^h", ">\n\nWhen two pieces of shit get together, there will be a whole lot of stories coming out", ">\n\nThis embarrassing DeSantis campaign ad will be played repeatedly as a hit piece. That was some insane level of bootlicking lol. For one rare moment, I think Trump is speaking the truth. DeSantis absolutely cried in front of him and maybe even got on his knees for an endorsement", ">\n\nI had to go show this to my grandma. She screams about Trump and DeSantis til her voice cracks. She said she’s never wished on anyone’s demise before them. And McConnell. The rage in her 4’11”, 74 year old body is immense.", ">\n\nSounds like you've got one righteous grandma", ">\n\nShe marched her lil ass out in January in DC to march with us during Trump’s inauguration. It was actually my 18th birthday and afterwards we stopped and had Ethiopian for the first time. Her first time trying any African food and she still talks about how much she loves it. She sat with me at a tattoo appointment and afterwards we got pizza and ice cream. I love her. She’s an amazing woman.", ">\n\n\nand afterwards we stopped and had Ethiopian\n\nColumbus Circle? Fantastic places up there", ">\n\nWish I could remember. The place was packed. My grandmother and I sat on the end of the table with the vegetarian platter (since i was vegan) so she mostly ate the veg stuff. It was amazing. There’s a good place up in Tampa (Queen of Sheba) but nowhere near as good as this place was.", ">\n\nHe's probably lying but I wouldn't be surprised if its true. Have you ever seen DeSantis in a debate or outside of his hand-picked media reporters? He's so socially awkward and unstable and has the charisma of a garden slug.", ">\n\nTrue. I have noticed him moving his jaw from side to side in nearly every news conference when someone else is at the podium. Odd.", ">\n\nHe's got some kind of behavioral issue. He was never an appealing candidate, but he's surrounded himself and insulated himself with a core group of very politically savvy extremists that are the ones propelling him forward. He's not the political \"genius\" the media paints him out to be. His handlers are but he's an empty suit being controlled by puppeteers.", ">\n\nThat is actually slightly reassuring for someone not so in the know about him, like myself.", ">\n\nIt shouldn't be though. If you start looking in to his core group of advisors and backers these are some terrifying people.", ">\n\nIn so much as it shows his limitations.", ">\n\nTrue, he has many weaknesses. But they cover for them well.", ">\n\nTrump is desperate to make his opponents look effete to distract from his needing to have his hand held as we walked down a ramp or having to grasp a glass with two small hands or needing the power of the military to help him beat Covid.", ">\n\nCovfefe", ">\n\nHamburder flu", ">\n\nPerpetrated by the radical left gang member known as the “Hamburglar”", ">\n\nRobble robble", ">\n\nLots of self-proclaimed “alpha males” are wrestling with some cognitive dissonance today.", ">\n\nThey'll figure it out after praying to their favorite NFT of the day", ">\n\nDeSantis's response is going to be \"you know what makes me cry? CRT. Please clap.\"", ">\n\nIt was Jeb Bush that said “please clap.”", ">\n\nStandard playbook. Muddy the waters to make your opponent look “just as bad or worse” than you.", ">\n\nOr at least make up enough stories so that sane people with busy lives aren’t sure anymore. It’s what they’ve done for Zelenskyy, Thunberg, and Fauci.\nThat being said I wouldn’t be surprised if Desantis cried.", ">\n\nOn the one hand, Trump claims this any time he tells a story about anyone asking him for anything. \"He came to me with tears in his eyes.\" It's a bizarre piece of rhetoric he employs at every given opportunity. I think he thinks it makes him look magnanimous while simultaneously making the other person look weak. I have doubts that anyone has expressed any emotion in front of the man for less than $50,000 any time in the past 20 years.\nOn the other hand, DeSantis has no heart, can probably cry on command, and will crawl on his hands and knees across broken glass to jerk off a syphilitic stray dog into his own mouth if it means he gets what he wants.", ">\n\nNow thats an awful image!", ">\n\nThank you, I crafted it while taking a dump.", ">\n\nHope Georgia prosecutors doesn't forget the tweet where Trump admitted to interfering in the Florida election to make sure Desantis won.", ">\n\nAnd everybody clapped.", ">\n\nI dunno, I imagine a lot of people cry when they have to interact with him.", ">\n\nDesantis...\"I've seen the pee tape, and it is the most humiliation thing I've ever seen. Donald even got some in his mouth.\"", ">\n\nIt's just DJT pissing up into his own mouth on a bed the Obama's slept on at the Kremlin", ">\n\nTo be fair, getting a close up whiff of scrambled Sudafed and BigMac diaper blowouts tends to make one’s eyes run a bit.", ">\n\nDesantis is garbage. But this story likely isn't true. Trump claims people cry in front of him all the time. Many of those people aren't even real, they are just folks he made up in his head in the moment. \n\"This big guy, some say a former marine, a lot of people are saying it, really big, tough guy, and he came to me, tears in his eyes, and he said 'Mister Trump, you saved my life,' and it's true, I did save his life, I fought next to him in Afghanistan, that's what people are saying, and you know what? Maybe they're right, maybe I did kill 100 terrorists, because I know terrorists, some of them are my friends, and I say to terrorists, stop with that terror, and you know what? They stop. No one else knows terror and anti-terror like I do, just like that marine said.\"", ">\n\nRoflcopter", ">\n\nTrump knows whatever shit he says in the media will be reported like it was fact first and have to be proven false later", ">\n\n\n\"There were tears coming down from his eyes. He said: 'If you endorse me, I'll win,'\" said Trump.\n\nlmao trump couldnt come up with something better than this?", ">\n\nSeriously lol. It has a lot of \"and then everyone clapped\" energy.", ">\n\nWow who's gonna vote for Little Crybaby Ronnie?", ">\n\nWell as hard as it is to say it, I believe Trump this time. He just left out that they cried together, holding each other in a swampy embrace. Their Depends touching each other and their tentacles creep out and conjoin so they may exchange long protein strings.", ">\n\nTrump: [proceeds to unzip pantaloons]", ">\n\n\npantaloons\n\nrich people pants", ">\n\nNo, it’s crazypants. Right there in the name: pant-of-loons.", ">\n\nSuper convincing story, just trust him it's true. He's a business man! How else can he be so rich if not being totally honest? Btw the water pressure sucks in Florida, you have to flush multiple times. Terrible, terrible leader.", ">\n\n“He said ‘Sir…’”", ">\n\nLying liars lie.", ">\n\nBigly.", ">\n\nTrump says ~~Santos~~ DeSantis cried. ~~Santos~~ DeSantis will claim that he didn't. One of these serial liars would be telling the truth. That has never happened before so the universe might just explode out of sheer surprise.\nEdit: wrong idiot", ">\n\nSantos or DeSantis?", ">\n\nTrump is such a beacon of truth and integrity. Add irony here.", ">\n\nPoor Cry Baby DeSantis", ">\n\n‘Big, strong’ men can’t stop crying around President Trump. Just ask him.", ">\n\nTrump is unbelievable. After all these years he still sounds like a hurt 8 year old.", ">\n\nIt's times like this that having no history of telling any kind of truth really doesn't work in his favor, as much as I want to believe this.", ">\n\nLike everything else Trump has said, I’m sure this is 100% true.\nHe never lies, right?", ">\n\nTo try to make a rival look bad? He'd never do that.", ">\n\nWhile calling him sir. Yawn. We get it, Donald.", ">\n\nHe is a cringe factory and totally seems like type to cry for something when he really wants it, like a big baby.", ">\n\nLol. These people suck so bad.", ">\n\nCrying is okay, folks.\nTrump and DeSantis are shit people, but crying is okay.", ">\n\nProbably.... and Donald Trump poops himself and is a traitor.", ">\n\nFact: trump lies about everything. Fact: trump denigrates his opponents. As much as I want to believe this, it’s probably bull shit.", ">\n\nThey’re both liars, but somehow I believe this.", ">\n\nAnd then DJT shit his Depends.", ">\n\nWatching the republican party implode this election cycle is going to be schadenfreude like I’ve never experienced before.", ">\n\nEverything this piece of shit ever says is a lie. So I’m going to happily report that this is definitely more bullshit from this traitor’s mouth.\nThat being said, unfortunately his base will still eat this up. Because:\n-The Traitorous Piece of Shit said it so it must be true.\n-DeathSentence cried.\n-Crying is womanly.\n-DeathSentence is a woman.\n-MAGA MAGA MAGA\nSomewhere right now a group of Qdiots are saying some spaghetti style version of the exact talking points above.", ">\n\nTrump can piss in his pants because he wears absorbent diapers. It is probably a medical condition so he should not be ashamed.", ">\n\n\"He probably didn't even cry when he was a baby, and then he said..SIR!\"", ">\n\nStormy claims trump cried when she laughed at his mushroom dick", ">\n\nI had thought DeSantis was a SEAL, and therefore unlikely to be crying. I checked Wikipedia and found out the was a lawyer for the SEALs, so different. \nThen I read that he got a Bronze Star after his Iraq tour, but then I found out that the Bronze star is typically awarded as an upgrade from a MSM in combat zones. \nSo now I'm thinking that the crying story is totes believable.", ">\n\nSo…. By using logic we come to the conclusion that he made Trump cry, amiright? 😱", ">\n\nThis asshat is so fucking predictable.", ">\n\ndo you mean Desantis crying? Or Trump lying?", ">\n\nAnd called him sir", ">\n\nNext he'll call his wife ugly", ">\n\nOr say that she has secrets about where she worked.\nOr that his dad killed JFK.", ">\n\nNeither of these fascist deserve to be president.", ">\n\nletthemfight.gif", ">\n\nLet them fight. ding ding", ">\n\nLmao, let the feasting begin.", ">\n\nThis I will believe.", ">\n\nI also heard Trump claimed that anytime DeSantis had to open a jar that was too hard to open he came over to Trump's; in tears.", ">\n\nIt's scary how with the GOP's constant appeasement of the Orange Turd, I can actually see this happening. \nIs Trump lying? Most likely. But I can still see it happening.", ">\n\nAnd he's known for his consistent honesty, so I'm sure this happened.", ">\n\nTrump seems to always endorse people who cry in front of him, only to betray him later. Not a great judge of character if you ask me.", ">\n\nLet me guess, he called him 'Sir,' too. \nBuffoon.", ">\n\nHaha, this is where they've gotten to? \"Desantis is a booger-head and cried in front of me!\"", ">\n\nIt’s going to be fascinating to watch the Republican politicians try to take on trump knowing how deranged the base is. They went along with the insanity and even leaned into it like when Ronny D built a toy wall with his kid in the commercial. They must know it’s impossible to reason with these people. I can only imagine what it will look like when the Trump crazies set their sights on destroying DeSantis.", ">\n\nPlease run as an independent. Please.\nHe's the orange kryptonite to that void of charisma hack from Florida.", ">\n\nAs is with everything Donald says \nIt is more than likely Donald cried Infront of Ronald\nHaha Ronald and Donald", ">\n\nAnyone with \"nald\" needs to be blacklisted from politics.", ">\n\nAnyone with gop, conservative or Republicansl too", ">\n\nLet them eat each other, i for one am and will be enjoying the show", ">\n\nWatching two obese men get into a dick measuring contest is rather disturbing.", ">\n\nEspecially without an electron microscope.", ">\n\nKing Ron is too evil to cry. He has ZERO empathy or compassion. I bet he wouldn’t (or didn’t) cry over his own mother dying.", ">\n\nI didn't see any after the hurricanes or the apartment collapse.", ">\n\nDonald Trump can insult DeSantis on every level and watch Ronnie boy go back to kissing Trump's ass. Just like Ted Cruz. \nThe Republican collective lacks a spine since they clearly just accept incivility and childishness as virtues.", ">\n\nPointless article", ">\n\nI hope they both destroy each other. Our country needs a better leader than these two clowns", ">\n\nBegun, the douche wars have.", ">\n\nDude this is fucking hilarious. Let the GOP burn baby burn", ">\n\n\"It was incredible. I was having lunch at Mar-A-Lago and DeSantis walks up to me with tears in his eyes. And he said. You know what he said? He said 'Mister Trump, you're amazing. Everything a man could be. If you endorse me, I'll win. I'll give you anything you want.' And you know what I said? I said 'No way Jose. I'm the big cheese.' And you know what he did? He ran away crying in his little white boots. So sad. So sad.\"", ">\n\nBelievable until he said “Mr trump”.\nIt’s always “Sir” or “Mr President” when the Cheeto relays his big strong man with tears in his eyes stories.", ">\n\nCan you imagine what Republicans are going to release against Trump when he dies and it’s safe to talk?", ">\n\nThis battle between these two would be fucking hilarious if they didn’t have a serious chance of winning.", ">\n\nWho cares what he says. Hey media, just ignore him and report when he's convicted pretty please.", ">\n\nAs weak as Trump is right now, he knows how to put the hurt on competing right-wing grifters.", ">\n\nTrump wasn't kidding when he said he hasn't changed since he was in first grade. This is the kind of thing a bully tries to tell other kids to make the picked on kid in class look bad. Except the picked on kid deserves it this time so it's hard to feel bad for any of them.", ">\n\nSure, Don. We all 100% believe that's something that happened. Thanks for the update.", ">\n\nGotta hand it to him, Trump really knows how to play to the absolute basest and lowest common denominator of humanity.", ">\n\nMAGA is completely Middle School bullshit.", ">\n\nIs trump lying?\nOr is the torture guy a cry baby?", ">\n\nSmells like 2016 again", ">\n\nHe claims everyone cries when they beg him for something. Could it be they’re just tearing up over the noxious stench emanating from his depends?", ">\n\nBoth r whinny little b!tches", ">\n\nOh I’m sure Trump has leaked a tear or two during a ketchup-smearing tantrum.", ">\n\nThe smell from Trump’s diaper was really bad at the time.", ">\n\nWhen Donny starts losing in the primary and he turns his violent goons on his opponents, that's gonna be a good time. No wonder they all want to see him in jail or dead before the time comes.", ">\n\nThis one actually tracks as being true. DeSantis is a whiner in press conferences I can only imagine what crocodile tears he pulls out while trying to gain power.", ">\n\nNext he is going to say DeSantis sucked his dick and swallowed.", ">\n\nLmao we're in for a wild ride, folks!", ">\n\nI’m sure they both cried together holding each other’s bellies", ">\n\nHonestly I doubt it happened at all, the man spews bullshit nonstop but he's now made one of his most dangerous political rivals look weak. Honestly, Ron was most likely the next to the throne of the republican party. \nRonny needs to come out swinging to appeal to the base cos the base will belief anything that liar will say. \nSo is it a republican party or a maga party is gonna be the question", ">\n\nHe came to me with tears in his eyes and said “sir”", ">\n\nLol this is gonna be good 🍿", ">\n\nI’m thrilled both are running for president. I hope they both keep going. Split the vote!!", ">\n\nRon gave Don head guaranteed", ">\n\nNot sure which of these guys is a bigger idiot", ">\n\nThe one time I want Trump to not be lying…", ">\n\nI cant wait for this lame party of GOP incel s to continue to lose, they are all absolute fucking idiots who have nothing to offer except wining and being so passive and lame and sad sack loser fucking idiots, the worst shit for America, just fucking cry baby losers. Barf.", ">\n\n“Oh sir, sir, please endorse me sir…”", ">\n\nAh, so trmp cried in front of someone when he needed their support. putin? I bet it was putin.", ">\n\nCome on, his knees were starting to hurt!", ">\n\nBut did he “beg like a dog”? The Trumpees love the most crass belittlements. Crying isn’t humiliating enough.", ">\n\n\nTrump Claims DeSantis Cried in Front of Him While Seeking Endorsement\n\nFor once I believe him", ">\n\nThey're both dicks and deserve each other.", ">\n\nBecause crying, as a sign of empathy and emotions, is a crippling wound in the mind of Donald Trump.", ">\n\nUsually, everything that comes out of Trump's mouth is bullshit, but it would not surprise me one bit if it was true.", ">\n\nYea, straight up lie.", ">\n\nCrying is not a weakness. Having said that, both of these guys can get fucked.", ">\n\nIs this even newsworthy? Who cares.", ">\n\nDid we learn nothing from vintage commercials? You gotta save Kodak moments like this to enjoy and share with others on a later date", ">\n\nWhy wouldn’t we believe you Mr Trump, oh that’s right you lie and you hate DeSantis.", ">\n\n\nBig man, strong man, comes up to me - tears in his eyes - he says \"Sir...\"\n\n-", ">\n\nWell, I gotta say, I absolutely believe him . . . and I REALLY bet it looked just like John Turturro begging for his life in Miller's Crossing. \"I'm just a grifter, Trumpy! I'm a nobody!\"", ">\n\nOh man, this is going to get real entertaining if DeSantis starts swinging back. I hope he does, and doe snot just roll over thinking \"it's fine, I'll run in 2028\".\nHe must be aware that, if Trump somehow won in 2024, the country would once again go blue after 4 more years of Trump. The last time he won is poisoned the next 3 elections for republicans. So, DeSantis would have a much worse chance of winning if he waited until 2028. Especially after Trump inevitably attempts to change the rules to allow him to run for a 3rd term.\nThe Conservative subreddit was pretty much ready to ditch Trump after the midterms. They've cooled a bit on that now, and are not paying much attention to these little jabs. But seeing them tear themselves in half when the gloves come off between Trump and DeSantis would really be some quality entertainment.", ">\n\nWhatever you think about his popularity with the broader electorate I wouldn't want to see Trump win even the Republican nomination. If he gets his hands on the levers of power and he knows that constitutionally he is ineligible for another term then he will do everything and anything to retain his grip on power. His last term ended with rednecks shitting in the halls of Congress. Let's not flirt with the idea that letting him win the nomination is good for Democrats. That's some 2016 thinking", ">\n\nWhatever. According to Trump everybody who comes up to talk to him as tears in their eyes. I imagine they're just crying cuz they're too close to God damn Donald Trump.", ">\n\nTrump tells the truth for once.", ">\n\nWho cares? I’m so over this type of stuff…we need to debate policies, attack bad policies…move on from the useless insults.", ">\n\nWe need pics", ">\n\nI doubt this is true but I love that he's using this nonsense on someone who deserves it for once.", ">\n\nDeSantis \"I cry everytime I'm in close proximity to freshly cut onions\" 🤣😙", ">\n\nI'm gonna go ahead and assume this is true, just like I'm gonna go ahead and assume it means trump cried in front of the actual billionaires in control of the GOP when he sought their endorsement.", ">\n\nCan we stop talking about trump for the ever loving fucking love of god. We’re gonna wake up to, “trump doesn’t understand oat milk.” Like fuck off. But it’s hard to stop talking about a guy who sells papers right", ">\n\nTo be fair, if I was stuck in a room with Trump I'd probably cry too.", ">\n\nThis won’t matter to the right. They don’t care. This masculinity “gotcha” will totally miss them. The only way this will ever matter is if they want to leverage against DeSantis later. As long as he is really delivering for the fascists and white supremacists, nothing will matter.", ">\n\nI'm cool with trump's lies sabotaging the republican party.", ">\n\nPeople who give a shit about stuff like this are watching politics like it’s a TV show or sporting event. \nSad.", ">\n\nWow.....when two serial liars tell a story, which one do you believe?!", ">\n\nDesantis vs Trump in primaries is going to be the most ridiculously absurd schoolyard insult fight ever.", ">\n\nTrump lies as easily as he breathes. At this point I’d be way more surprised to hear he told the truth about something", ">\n\nMore of this, please. Rot from within. MORE MORE MORE!", ">\n\nYes. I’m certain this actually happened.", ">\n\nThis one gonna get nasty", ">\n\nHaha it’s going to be fun watching these dogs pee all over eachother", ">\n\nJust another absurd claim that can’t be proven one way or the other. Not that DeSatan isn’t a monstrous liar himself.", ">\n\nI believe it", ">\n\nSo with his track record of projection...\nWhat do you think the over under on trump crying videos existing are?", ">\n\nDeSantis cry? A physical impossibility!", ">\n\nI don't doubt it. He'll do anything to get power.", ">\n\nBig strong man, tears in his eyes.", ">\n\nAs I watch as our democratic republic swirls down the toilet, my only solace is watching these two psychopaths (Trump & DeSantis) go at each other's throats for the Presidency.", ">\n\nI didn't even know DeSantis was a trucker.", ">\n\nHe means his money shot in DeSantis face got him in the eyes, causing them to water. 💦", ">\n\nIt was probably the smell", ">\n\nI choose to believe this, because it’s hilarious to picture.", ">\n\nare they really wearing the exact same outfit lmao", ">\n\nI honestly kind of believe this.", ">\n\nTrump, if you have any kind of solid evidence on these claims, you better start producing them for the press because DeSantis is kicking your ass.", ">\n\nSo what? The two of you are cut from the same dicktater cloth.", ">\n\nLet em fight!", ">\n\nVideo/pics or stfu trumpie!", ">\n\nDon't get me wrong, I dislike DeSantis just as much, but only the orange blob would make fun of someone showing feelings and use it to win internet points.", ">\n\nMust have been the smell", ">\n\nHe just couldn’t keep that card in his pocket. The premature trump played himself.", ">\n\nCan’t out bitchboy this bitchboy", ">\n\nJust this once, I’m going to assume Donald Trump is telling the truth, because fuck Ron DeSantis.", ">\n\nThe thing is, who cares if he cried? I do not like RD (lived in Florida 5 years, moved to another state in 2021, mostly because of what Florida is turning into), but even if he did cry, so what? Trump’s gender lines are so dumb and archaic: crying mad bad.", ">\n\nit doesn't matter.\nif desantis cried desantis fans will say he's human. if joe biden cried desantis fans will say he's weak.", ">\n\nDid he call him “sir” too while crying?", ">\n\nIt brings me great joy that these meatheads are eating each other alive.\nGreat, great joy.", ">\n\nDid Deathanus take it with, or without KY?", ">\n\nYes! Let’s the flames begin!", ">\n\nI CANNOT wait for the primary debates.", ">\n\nStrong guy. Never cried before in his life. Came to me with tears in his eyes asking for my endorsement. What a guy. So disloyal now.", ">\n\nI hate both of them but DeSantis isn't a scared little child. This is a guy who played college baseball - he was a stud. The last person he'd ever cry in front of is Trump that's for sure.", ">\n\nPlaying college baseball has absolutely nothing to do with this lmao.", ">\n\nIt does, it shows he's not a wimp. I hate the fucker with a passion but don't believe he cried in front of Trump. If you played baseball or football in college you'd understand (but clearly you didn't.)", ">\n\nSo when do we get the small penis insults from Trump?", ">\n\nThis is so stupid. There's no evidence but it's still gonna start yet another stage of those twos pissing match and it's hilarious", ">\n\n\"....and then Ron felt trump's massive biceps and begged him to become his personal trainer. Then Ron begged trump to teach him how to cook, make love, and buy property.\"", ">\n\nDid daddy Rump make Ronnie cry", ">\n\nThe best part? This stuff works. I don't know whether I should be impressed by Trump or sad for his supporters. A little of both, I guess.", ">\n\nLol, shit getting real.", ">\n\nTrump trying to appeal to those personality types who buy into egocentric masculinity that doesn’t include boys crying. The same kind of dudes who have to carry firearms to feel safe in society. “Tough on the outside…., repressed, depressed and angry on the inside.”", ">\n\nSomehow I believe Trump on this one.", ">\n\nRon's got 24 hours to get in the booth and buck back with a diss track", ">\n\nThe tiny hands club", ">\n\nThat Desantis wall building video with his kids is the SIMPIEST thing ive ever seen, not only by a politician, but a man. \nTalk about a little germ\nI Believe this....", ">\n\nRepublicans hate any sign of weakness", ">\n\nThis is a story about a liar lying about a liar!", ">\n\nIt's like that empire strikes back seen between Vader and the Emperor. Except two fools 🤣 Space Balls 2 here we come.", ">\n\nThis is the ultimate conservative insult. No \"real man\" would cry, let alone in front of another \"real man\".", ">\n\nKen Watanabi: “Let them fight”", ">\n\nDeSantis is a scammer, they were probably crocodile tears just to manipulate Trump", ">\n\nI'm living for the day tough guy DimSantis bends over for Dear Leader.", ">\n\nNow this is something I actually believe.", ">\n\n🎼 This is how it starrrts 🎶", ">\n\nI hope donald has a tape.", ">\n\nHe thinks he’s the godfather", ">\n\nDownvote every Trump story.", ">\n\nA statement that makes them both look terrible. GOOD", ">\n\nOoo the girls are fighting! Someone grab the popcorn!", ">\n\nDoes Trump have a fetish about crying men coming to him? The man is obsessed with crying men.", ">\n\nAnd we got a winner! Crying DeSantis!", ">\n\nAs a non-American I’m not entirely sure who DeSantis is, though I can see by the comments that he is not well liked. \nBut regardless of his politics, this feels like a weird thing to be arguing about in the news. So what if he did cry? Sometimes being passionate about something makes one cry. Maybe like some are suggesting it was faked. \nWhat’s important is, what does it tell other men when this is news and people are genuinely having this argument in the comments? Why are we still shaming people for feeling their feelings? Even people we don’t like?", ">\n\nWas that before or after the blowjob ?", ">\n\nHe needs to see what tears of laughter look like. He's probably telling Trump that he didn't need his approval to run for anything.", ">\n\nWhy do you have people attacking you from all angles, Ron? Might it be because you are an obnoxious asshole?", ">\n\nFight! Fight! Fight!", ">\n\nLol DeSadness", ">\n\nPeople can confirm this with tears in their eyes, the best people, bigly .\nCovfeve covfeve", ">\n\nDoes anyone believe him? And if not, why even report this? If Trump said the weather was sunny, I’d put on a raincoat before going out. I have no use for DeSantis, but Trump saying anything about anybody does not inform anyone in the least.", ">\n\nThe sexual tension between these two is palpable", ">\n\nAnd so the blood letting kicks into high gear.", ">\n\nLmao. This mother fucker.", ">\n\nThat would actually make Desantis in touch with his feelings and would therefore gain more approval. \nBut these are conservatives we are talking about so feelings/crying=liberal nonsense.", ">\n\nOh, how I hope they keep this up.\nI would love to see them eat themselves up from the inside.", ">\n\nHe probably had tears in his eyes from laughing so hard at trump.", ">\n\nThey both have the weirdest small hands.", ">\n\nI'm loving this childish battle between them", ">\n\nAll of these articles should just be titled “Liar lies again”", ">\n\nLet them fight!", ">\n\nOh, i thought it meant he stunk that bad… sorry….", ">\n\nInsert Shang Tzu \"it has begun\" gif here.", ">\n\nSip on those tears folks", ">\n\nAh, among these idiots, the ultimate shame. I'm sure Desantis is commiting harakiri as we speak.", ">\n\nits almost worth living through this shitty reality to see these morons try to eat each other", ">\n\nDid he please the 5th", ">\n\nEveryone cries in front of Trump. It’s the Eau d’Oignon cologne he wears to cover up his flop sweat stink.", ">\n\nWell yea he probably grabbed Ron by the pussy.", ">\n\nCry-bullies crying", ">\n\nI cried because of him.", ">\n\nLol. And it begins", ">\n\nI know, let's listen to the liar who lied so much a news organization had to make a database to keep track of all of them." ]

[ "Sooo, this means trump cried in front of someone when seeking endorsement? Putin?", ">\n\nExactly.", ">\n\nWell, now we know exactly who has something over him.", ">\n\nWe do, but we used to, too.", ">\n\nThanks, Mitch.", ">\n\nDonnie DOES love escalators…", ">\n\nSorry for the convenience", ">\n\nI wonder how man times he called Trump \"sir?\"", ">\n\nThis is how it went word for word.\n“Please sir, endorse me sir. How can I be as smart and as good looking as you sir? Or sir, [starts sobbing] you are so wonderful “", ">\n\nDesantis weakly salutes Dear Leader", ">\n\nThe mandatory real-fake cry claim does have Kim-Jong Il vibes.", ">\n\nRed-on-red crime is my favorite kind of crime.", ">\n\nThis one is great hecause half of their base appeal is as tough guys, so telling the nation that one of them was sobbing like a baby in front of the other is a solid move. Now Deathanus has to decide whether to just accept it and be belittled, or start to fight back and fracture the party. 10/10 can’t wait for season finale.", ">\n\nHalf of these guys wouldn’t know the difference between a hatchet and an axe and wouldn’t be able to load and shoot an AR. \nRepublicans in federal government are almost all what they would consider effeminate suburbanites.", ">\n\nIn reality yes. But we know they don’t live there. To them an obese man who wears makeup and lifted shoes while avoiding war because his feet hurt is the epitome of manly.", ">\n\nI love your username. For some reason, that line cracked up my wife and me and we say it all the time.", ">\n\nIt’s so funny how many people get the reference! Workaholics def had its fans but it was never a mainstream smash so it’s crazy how many people recognize one throwaway line from the show!\nNow get in my grapevan pls", ">\n\nCatherine Zeta Jones, she dips beneath lasers, oh oh oh", ">\n\nShe has entrapped me, and Sean Connery! OH oh OH. OH oh OHhh^hh^h", ">\n\nWhen two pieces of shit get together, there will be a whole lot of stories coming out", ">\n\nThis embarrassing DeSantis campaign ad will be played repeatedly as a hit piece. That was some insane level of bootlicking lol. For one rare moment, I think Trump is speaking the truth. DeSantis absolutely cried in front of him and maybe even got on his knees for an endorsement", ">\n\nI had to go show this to my grandma. She screams about Trump and DeSantis til her voice cracks. She said she’s never wished on anyone’s demise before them. And McConnell. The rage in her 4’11”, 74 year old body is immense.", ">\n\nSounds like you've got one righteous grandma", ">\n\nShe marched her lil ass out in January in DC to march with us during Trump’s inauguration. It was actually my 18th birthday and afterwards we stopped and had Ethiopian for the first time. Her first time trying any African food and she still talks about how much she loves it. She sat with me at a tattoo appointment and afterwards we got pizza and ice cream. I love her. She’s an amazing woman.", ">\n\n\nand afterwards we stopped and had Ethiopian\n\nColumbus Circle? Fantastic places up there", ">\n\nWish I could remember. The place was packed. My grandmother and I sat on the end of the table with the vegetarian platter (since i was vegan) so she mostly ate the veg stuff. It was amazing. There’s a good place up in Tampa (Queen of Sheba) but nowhere near as good as this place was.", ">\n\nHe's probably lying but I wouldn't be surprised if its true. Have you ever seen DeSantis in a debate or outside of his hand-picked media reporters? He's so socially awkward and unstable and has the charisma of a garden slug.", ">\n\nTrue. I have noticed him moving his jaw from side to side in nearly every news conference when someone else is at the podium. Odd.", ">\n\nHe's got some kind of behavioral issue. He was never an appealing candidate, but he's surrounded himself and insulated himself with a core group of very politically savvy extremists that are the ones propelling him forward. He's not the political \"genius\" the media paints him out to be. His handlers are but he's an empty suit being controlled by puppeteers.", ">\n\nThat is actually slightly reassuring for someone not so in the know about him, like myself.", ">\n\nIt shouldn't be though. If you start looking in to his core group of advisors and backers these are some terrifying people.", ">\n\nIn so much as it shows his limitations.", ">\n\nTrue, he has many weaknesses. But they cover for them well.", ">\n\nTrump is desperate to make his opponents look effete to distract from his needing to have his hand held as we walked down a ramp or having to grasp a glass with two small hands or needing the power of the military to help him beat Covid.", ">\n\nCovfefe", ">\n\nHamburder flu", ">\n\nPerpetrated by the radical left gang member known as the “Hamburglar”", ">\n\nRobble robble", ">\n\nLots of self-proclaimed “alpha males” are wrestling with some cognitive dissonance today.", ">\n\nThey'll figure it out after praying to their favorite NFT of the day", ">\n\nDeSantis's response is going to be \"you know what makes me cry? CRT. Please clap.\"", ">\n\nIt was Jeb Bush that said “please clap.”", ">\n\nStandard playbook. Muddy the waters to make your opponent look “just as bad or worse” than you.", ">\n\nOr at least make up enough stories so that sane people with busy lives aren’t sure anymore. It’s what they’ve done for Zelenskyy, Thunberg, and Fauci.\nThat being said I wouldn’t be surprised if Desantis cried.", ">\n\nOn the one hand, Trump claims this any time he tells a story about anyone asking him for anything. \"He came to me with tears in his eyes.\" It's a bizarre piece of rhetoric he employs at every given opportunity. I think he thinks it makes him look magnanimous while simultaneously making the other person look weak. I have doubts that anyone has expressed any emotion in front of the man for less than $50,000 any time in the past 20 years.\nOn the other hand, DeSantis has no heart, can probably cry on command, and will crawl on his hands and knees across broken glass to jerk off a syphilitic stray dog into his own mouth if it means he gets what he wants.", ">\n\nNow thats an awful image!", ">\n\nThank you, I crafted it while taking a dump.", ">\n\nHope Georgia prosecutors doesn't forget the tweet where Trump admitted to interfering in the Florida election to make sure Desantis won.", ">\n\nAnd everybody clapped.", ">\n\nI dunno, I imagine a lot of people cry when they have to interact with him.", ">\n\nDesantis...\"I've seen the pee tape, and it is the most humiliation thing I've ever seen. Donald even got some in his mouth.\"", ">\n\nIt's just DJT pissing up into his own mouth on a bed the Obama's slept on at the Kremlin", ">\n\nTo be fair, getting a close up whiff of scrambled Sudafed and BigMac diaper blowouts tends to make one’s eyes run a bit.", ">\n\nDesantis is garbage. But this story likely isn't true. Trump claims people cry in front of him all the time. Many of those people aren't even real, they are just folks he made up in his head in the moment. \n\"This big guy, some say a former marine, a lot of people are saying it, really big, tough guy, and he came to me, tears in his eyes, and he said 'Mister Trump, you saved my life,' and it's true, I did save his life, I fought next to him in Afghanistan, that's what people are saying, and you know what? Maybe they're right, maybe I did kill 100 terrorists, because I know terrorists, some of them are my friends, and I say to terrorists, stop with that terror, and you know what? They stop. No one else knows terror and anti-terror like I do, just like that marine said.\"", ">\n\nRoflcopter", ">\n\nTrump knows whatever shit he says in the media will be reported like it was fact first and have to be proven false later", ">\n\n\n\"There were tears coming down from his eyes. He said: 'If you endorse me, I'll win,'\" said Trump.\n\nlmao trump couldnt come up with something better than this?", ">\n\nSeriously lol. It has a lot of \"and then everyone clapped\" energy.", ">\n\nWow who's gonna vote for Little Crybaby Ronnie?", ">\n\nWell as hard as it is to say it, I believe Trump this time. He just left out that they cried together, holding each other in a swampy embrace. Their Depends touching each other and their tentacles creep out and conjoin so they may exchange long protein strings.", ">\n\nTrump: [proceeds to unzip pantaloons]", ">\n\n\npantaloons\n\nrich people pants", ">\n\nNo, it’s crazypants. Right there in the name: pant-of-loons.", ">\n\nSuper convincing story, just trust him it's true. He's a business man! How else can he be so rich if not being totally honest? Btw the water pressure sucks in Florida, you have to flush multiple times. Terrible, terrible leader.", ">\n\n“He said ‘Sir…’”", ">\n\nLying liars lie.", ">\n\nBigly.", ">\n\nTrump says ~~Santos~~ DeSantis cried. ~~Santos~~ DeSantis will claim that he didn't. One of these serial liars would be telling the truth. That has never happened before so the universe might just explode out of sheer surprise.\nEdit: wrong idiot", ">\n\nSantos or DeSantis?", ">\n\nTrump is such a beacon of truth and integrity. Add irony here.", ">\n\nPoor Cry Baby DeSantis", ">\n\n‘Big, strong’ men can’t stop crying around President Trump. Just ask him.", ">\n\nTrump is unbelievable. After all these years he still sounds like a hurt 8 year old.", ">\n\nIt's times like this that having no history of telling any kind of truth really doesn't work in his favor, as much as I want to believe this.", ">\n\nLike everything else Trump has said, I’m sure this is 100% true.\nHe never lies, right?", ">\n\nTo try to make a rival look bad? He'd never do that.", ">\n\nWhile calling him sir. Yawn. We get it, Donald.", ">\n\nHe is a cringe factory and totally seems like type to cry for something when he really wants it, like a big baby.", ">\n\nLol. These people suck so bad.", ">\n\nCrying is okay, folks.\nTrump and DeSantis are shit people, but crying is okay.", ">\n\nProbably.... and Donald Trump poops himself and is a traitor.", ">\n\nFact: trump lies about everything. Fact: trump denigrates his opponents. As much as I want to believe this, it’s probably bull shit.", ">\n\nThey’re both liars, but somehow I believe this.", ">\n\nAnd then DJT shit his Depends.", ">\n\nWatching the republican party implode this election cycle is going to be schadenfreude like I’ve never experienced before.", ">\n\nEverything this piece of shit ever says is a lie. So I’m going to happily report that this is definitely more bullshit from this traitor’s mouth.\nThat being said, unfortunately his base will still eat this up. Because:\n-The Traitorous Piece of Shit said it so it must be true.\n-DeathSentence cried.\n-Crying is womanly.\n-DeathSentence is a woman.\n-MAGA MAGA MAGA\nSomewhere right now a group of Qdiots are saying some spaghetti style version of the exact talking points above.", ">\n\nTrump can piss in his pants because he wears absorbent diapers. It is probably a medical condition so he should not be ashamed.", ">\n\n\"He probably didn't even cry when he was a baby, and then he said..SIR!\"", ">\n\nStormy claims trump cried when she laughed at his mushroom dick", ">\n\nI had thought DeSantis was a SEAL, and therefore unlikely to be crying. I checked Wikipedia and found out the was a lawyer for the SEALs, so different. \nThen I read that he got a Bronze Star after his Iraq tour, but then I found out that the Bronze star is typically awarded as an upgrade from a MSM in combat zones. \nSo now I'm thinking that the crying story is totes believable.", ">\n\nSo…. By using logic we come to the conclusion that he made Trump cry, amiright? 😱", ">\n\nThis asshat is so fucking predictable.", ">\n\ndo you mean Desantis crying? Or Trump lying?", ">\n\nAnd called him sir", ">\n\nNext he'll call his wife ugly", ">\n\nOr say that she has secrets about where she worked.\nOr that his dad killed JFK.", ">\n\nNeither of these fascist deserve to be president.", ">\n\nletthemfight.gif", ">\n\nLet them fight. ding ding", ">\n\nLmao, let the feasting begin.", ">\n\nThis I will believe.", ">\n\nI also heard Trump claimed that anytime DeSantis had to open a jar that was too hard to open he came over to Trump's; in tears.", ">\n\nIt's scary how with the GOP's constant appeasement of the Orange Turd, I can actually see this happening. \nIs Trump lying? Most likely. But I can still see it happening.", ">\n\nAnd he's known for his consistent honesty, so I'm sure this happened.", ">\n\nTrump seems to always endorse people who cry in front of him, only to betray him later. Not a great judge of character if you ask me.", ">\n\nLet me guess, he called him 'Sir,' too. \nBuffoon.", ">\n\nHaha, this is where they've gotten to? \"Desantis is a booger-head and cried in front of me!\"", ">\n\nIt’s going to be fascinating to watch the Republican politicians try to take on trump knowing how deranged the base is. They went along with the insanity and even leaned into it like when Ronny D built a toy wall with his kid in the commercial. They must know it’s impossible to reason with these people. I can only imagine what it will look like when the Trump crazies set their sights on destroying DeSantis.", ">\n\nPlease run as an independent. Please.\nHe's the orange kryptonite to that void of charisma hack from Florida.", ">\n\nAs is with everything Donald says \nIt is more than likely Donald cried Infront of Ronald\nHaha Ronald and Donald", ">\n\nAnyone with \"nald\" needs to be blacklisted from politics.", ">\n\nAnyone with gop, conservative or Republicansl too", ">\n\nLet them eat each other, i for one am and will be enjoying the show", ">\n\nWatching two obese men get into a dick measuring contest is rather disturbing.", ">\n\nEspecially without an electron microscope.", ">\n\nKing Ron is too evil to cry. He has ZERO empathy or compassion. I bet he wouldn’t (or didn’t) cry over his own mother dying.", ">\n\nI didn't see any after the hurricanes or the apartment collapse.", ">\n\nDonald Trump can insult DeSantis on every level and watch Ronnie boy go back to kissing Trump's ass. Just like Ted Cruz. \nThe Republican collective lacks a spine since they clearly just accept incivility and childishness as virtues.", ">\n\nPointless article", ">\n\nI hope they both destroy each other. Our country needs a better leader than these two clowns", ">\n\nBegun, the douche wars have.", ">\n\nDude this is fucking hilarious. Let the GOP burn baby burn", ">\n\n\"It was incredible. I was having lunch at Mar-A-Lago and DeSantis walks up to me with tears in his eyes. And he said. You know what he said? He said 'Mister Trump, you're amazing. Everything a man could be. If you endorse me, I'll win. I'll give you anything you want.' And you know what I said? I said 'No way Jose. I'm the big cheese.' And you know what he did? He ran away crying in his little white boots. So sad. So sad.\"", ">\n\nBelievable until he said “Mr trump”.\nIt’s always “Sir” or “Mr President” when the Cheeto relays his big strong man with tears in his eyes stories.", ">\n\nCan you imagine what Republicans are going to release against Trump when he dies and it’s safe to talk?", ">\n\nThis battle between these two would be fucking hilarious if they didn’t have a serious chance of winning.", ">\n\nWho cares what he says. Hey media, just ignore him and report when he's convicted pretty please.", ">\n\nAs weak as Trump is right now, he knows how to put the hurt on competing right-wing grifters.", ">\n\nTrump wasn't kidding when he said he hasn't changed since he was in first grade. This is the kind of thing a bully tries to tell other kids to make the picked on kid in class look bad. Except the picked on kid deserves it this time so it's hard to feel bad for any of them.", ">\n\nSure, Don. We all 100% believe that's something that happened. Thanks for the update.", ">\n\nGotta hand it to him, Trump really knows how to play to the absolute basest and lowest common denominator of humanity.", ">\n\nMAGA is completely Middle School bullshit.", ">\n\nIs trump lying?\nOr is the torture guy a cry baby?", ">\n\nSmells like 2016 again", ">\n\nHe claims everyone cries when they beg him for something. Could it be they’re just tearing up over the noxious stench emanating from his depends?", ">\n\nBoth r whinny little b!tches", ">\n\nOh I’m sure Trump has leaked a tear or two during a ketchup-smearing tantrum.", ">\n\nThe smell from Trump’s diaper was really bad at the time.", ">\n\nWhen Donny starts losing in the primary and he turns his violent goons on his opponents, that's gonna be a good time. No wonder they all want to see him in jail or dead before the time comes.", ">\n\nThis one actually tracks as being true. DeSantis is a whiner in press conferences I can only imagine what crocodile tears he pulls out while trying to gain power.", ">\n\nNext he is going to say DeSantis sucked his dick and swallowed.", ">\n\nLmao we're in for a wild ride, folks!", ">\n\nI’m sure they both cried together holding each other’s bellies", ">\n\nHonestly I doubt it happened at all, the man spews bullshit nonstop but he's now made one of his most dangerous political rivals look weak. Honestly, Ron was most likely the next to the throne of the republican party. \nRonny needs to come out swinging to appeal to the base cos the base will belief anything that liar will say. \nSo is it a republican party or a maga party is gonna be the question", ">\n\nHe came to me with tears in his eyes and said “sir”", ">\n\nLol this is gonna be good 🍿", ">\n\nI’m thrilled both are running for president. I hope they both keep going. Split the vote!!", ">\n\nRon gave Don head guaranteed", ">\n\nNot sure which of these guys is a bigger idiot", ">\n\nThe one time I want Trump to not be lying…", ">\n\nI cant wait for this lame party of GOP incel s to continue to lose, they are all absolute fucking idiots who have nothing to offer except wining and being so passive and lame and sad sack loser fucking idiots, the worst shit for America, just fucking cry baby losers. Barf.", ">\n\n“Oh sir, sir, please endorse me sir…”", ">\n\nAh, so trmp cried in front of someone when he needed their support. putin? I bet it was putin.", ">\n\nCome on, his knees were starting to hurt!", ">\n\nBut did he “beg like a dog”? The Trumpees love the most crass belittlements. Crying isn’t humiliating enough.", ">\n\n\nTrump Claims DeSantis Cried in Front of Him While Seeking Endorsement\n\nFor once I believe him", ">\n\nThey're both dicks and deserve each other.", ">\n\nBecause crying, as a sign of empathy and emotions, is a crippling wound in the mind of Donald Trump.", ">\n\nUsually, everything that comes out of Trump's mouth is bullshit, but it would not surprise me one bit if it was true.", ">\n\nYea, straight up lie.", ">\n\nCrying is not a weakness. Having said that, both of these guys can get fucked.", ">\n\nIs this even newsworthy? Who cares.", ">\n\nDid we learn nothing from vintage commercials? You gotta save Kodak moments like this to enjoy and share with others on a later date", ">\n\nWhy wouldn’t we believe you Mr Trump, oh that’s right you lie and you hate DeSantis.", ">\n\n\nBig man, strong man, comes up to me - tears in his eyes - he says \"Sir...\"\n\n-", ">\n\nWell, I gotta say, I absolutely believe him . . . and I REALLY bet it looked just like John Turturro begging for his life in Miller's Crossing. \"I'm just a grifter, Trumpy! I'm a nobody!\"", ">\n\nOh man, this is going to get real entertaining if DeSantis starts swinging back. I hope he does, and doe snot just roll over thinking \"it's fine, I'll run in 2028\".\nHe must be aware that, if Trump somehow won in 2024, the country would once again go blue after 4 more years of Trump. The last time he won is poisoned the next 3 elections for republicans. So, DeSantis would have a much worse chance of winning if he waited until 2028. Especially after Trump inevitably attempts to change the rules to allow him to run for a 3rd term.\nThe Conservative subreddit was pretty much ready to ditch Trump after the midterms. They've cooled a bit on that now, and are not paying much attention to these little jabs. But seeing them tear themselves in half when the gloves come off between Trump and DeSantis would really be some quality entertainment.", ">\n\nWhatever you think about his popularity with the broader electorate I wouldn't want to see Trump win even the Republican nomination. If he gets his hands on the levers of power and he knows that constitutionally he is ineligible for another term then he will do everything and anything to retain his grip on power. His last term ended with rednecks shitting in the halls of Congress. Let's not flirt with the idea that letting him win the nomination is good for Democrats. That's some 2016 thinking", ">\n\nWhatever. According to Trump everybody who comes up to talk to him as tears in their eyes. I imagine they're just crying cuz they're too close to God damn Donald Trump.", ">\n\nTrump tells the truth for once.", ">\n\nWho cares? I’m so over this type of stuff…we need to debate policies, attack bad policies…move on from the useless insults.", ">\n\nWe need pics", ">\n\nI doubt this is true but I love that he's using this nonsense on someone who deserves it for once.", ">\n\nDeSantis \"I cry everytime I'm in close proximity to freshly cut onions\" 🤣😙", ">\n\nI'm gonna go ahead and assume this is true, just like I'm gonna go ahead and assume it means trump cried in front of the actual billionaires in control of the GOP when he sought their endorsement.", ">\n\nCan we stop talking about trump for the ever loving fucking love of god. We’re gonna wake up to, “trump doesn’t understand oat milk.” Like fuck off. But it’s hard to stop talking about a guy who sells papers right", ">\n\nTo be fair, if I was stuck in a room with Trump I'd probably cry too.", ">\n\nThis won’t matter to the right. They don’t care. This masculinity “gotcha” will totally miss them. The only way this will ever matter is if they want to leverage against DeSantis later. As long as he is really delivering for the fascists and white supremacists, nothing will matter.", ">\n\nI'm cool with trump's lies sabotaging the republican party.", ">\n\nPeople who give a shit about stuff like this are watching politics like it’s a TV show or sporting event. \nSad.", ">\n\nWow.....when two serial liars tell a story, which one do you believe?!", ">\n\nDesantis vs Trump in primaries is going to be the most ridiculously absurd schoolyard insult fight ever.", ">\n\nTrump lies as easily as he breathes. At this point I’d be way more surprised to hear he told the truth about something", ">\n\nMore of this, please. Rot from within. MORE MORE MORE!", ">\n\nYes. I’m certain this actually happened.", ">\n\nThis one gonna get nasty", ">\n\nHaha it’s going to be fun watching these dogs pee all over eachother", ">\n\nJust another absurd claim that can’t be proven one way or the other. Not that DeSatan isn’t a monstrous liar himself.", ">\n\nI believe it", ">\n\nSo with his track record of projection...\nWhat do you think the over under on trump crying videos existing are?", ">\n\nDeSantis cry? A physical impossibility!", ">\n\nI don't doubt it. He'll do anything to get power.", ">\n\nBig strong man, tears in his eyes.", ">\n\nAs I watch as our democratic republic swirls down the toilet, my only solace is watching these two psychopaths (Trump & DeSantis) go at each other's throats for the Presidency.", ">\n\nI didn't even know DeSantis was a trucker.", ">\n\nHe means his money shot in DeSantis face got him in the eyes, causing them to water. 💦", ">\n\nIt was probably the smell", ">\n\nI choose to believe this, because it’s hilarious to picture.", ">\n\nare they really wearing the exact same outfit lmao", ">\n\nI honestly kind of believe this.", ">\n\nTrump, if you have any kind of solid evidence on these claims, you better start producing them for the press because DeSantis is kicking your ass.", ">\n\nSo what? The two of you are cut from the same dicktater cloth.", ">\n\nLet em fight!", ">\n\nVideo/pics or stfu trumpie!", ">\n\nDon't get me wrong, I dislike DeSantis just as much, but only the orange blob would make fun of someone showing feelings and use it to win internet points.", ">\n\nMust have been the smell", ">\n\nHe just couldn’t keep that card in his pocket. The premature trump played himself.", ">\n\nCan’t out bitchboy this bitchboy", ">\n\nJust this once, I’m going to assume Donald Trump is telling the truth, because fuck Ron DeSantis.", ">\n\nThe thing is, who cares if he cried? I do not like RD (lived in Florida 5 years, moved to another state in 2021, mostly because of what Florida is turning into), but even if he did cry, so what? Trump’s gender lines are so dumb and archaic: crying mad bad.", ">\n\nit doesn't matter.\nif desantis cried desantis fans will say he's human. if joe biden cried desantis fans will say he's weak.", ">\n\nDid he call him “sir” too while crying?", ">\n\nIt brings me great joy that these meatheads are eating each other alive.\nGreat, great joy.", ">\n\nDid Deathanus take it with, or without KY?", ">\n\nYes! Let’s the flames begin!", ">\n\nI CANNOT wait for the primary debates.", ">\n\nStrong guy. Never cried before in his life. Came to me with tears in his eyes asking for my endorsement. What a guy. So disloyal now.", ">\n\nI hate both of them but DeSantis isn't a scared little child. This is a guy who played college baseball - he was a stud. The last person he'd ever cry in front of is Trump that's for sure.", ">\n\nPlaying college baseball has absolutely nothing to do with this lmao.", ">\n\nIt does, it shows he's not a wimp. I hate the fucker with a passion but don't believe he cried in front of Trump. If you played baseball or football in college you'd understand (but clearly you didn't.)", ">\n\nSo when do we get the small penis insults from Trump?", ">\n\nThis is so stupid. There's no evidence but it's still gonna start yet another stage of those twos pissing match and it's hilarious", ">\n\n\"....and then Ron felt trump's massive biceps and begged him to become his personal trainer. Then Ron begged trump to teach him how to cook, make love, and buy property.\"", ">\n\nDid daddy Rump make Ronnie cry", ">\n\nThe best part? This stuff works. I don't know whether I should be impressed by Trump or sad for his supporters. A little of both, I guess.", ">\n\nLol, shit getting real.", ">\n\nTrump trying to appeal to those personality types who buy into egocentric masculinity that doesn’t include boys crying. The same kind of dudes who have to carry firearms to feel safe in society. “Tough on the outside…., repressed, depressed and angry on the inside.”", ">\n\nSomehow I believe Trump on this one.", ">\n\nRon's got 24 hours to get in the booth and buck back with a diss track", ">\n\nThe tiny hands club", ">\n\nThat Desantis wall building video with his kids is the SIMPIEST thing ive ever seen, not only by a politician, but a man. \nTalk about a little germ\nI Believe this....", ">\n\nRepublicans hate any sign of weakness", ">\n\nThis is a story about a liar lying about a liar!", ">\n\nIt's like that empire strikes back seen between Vader and the Emperor. Except two fools 🤣 Space Balls 2 here we come.", ">\n\nThis is the ultimate conservative insult. No \"real man\" would cry, let alone in front of another \"real man\".", ">\n\nKen Watanabi: “Let them fight”", ">\n\nDeSantis is a scammer, they were probably crocodile tears just to manipulate Trump", ">\n\nI'm living for the day tough guy DimSantis bends over for Dear Leader.", ">\n\nNow this is something I actually believe.", ">\n\n🎼 This is how it starrrts 🎶", ">\n\nI hope donald has a tape.", ">\n\nHe thinks he’s the godfather", ">\n\nDownvote every Trump story.", ">\n\nA statement that makes them both look terrible. GOOD", ">\n\nOoo the girls are fighting! Someone grab the popcorn!", ">\n\nDoes Trump have a fetish about crying men coming to him? The man is obsessed with crying men.", ">\n\nAnd we got a winner! Crying DeSantis!", ">\n\nAs a non-American I’m not entirely sure who DeSantis is, though I can see by the comments that he is not well liked. \nBut regardless of his politics, this feels like a weird thing to be arguing about in the news. So what if he did cry? Sometimes being passionate about something makes one cry. Maybe like some are suggesting it was faked. \nWhat’s important is, what does it tell other men when this is news and people are genuinely having this argument in the comments? Why are we still shaming people for feeling their feelings? Even people we don’t like?", ">\n\nWas that before or after the blowjob ?", ">\n\nHe needs to see what tears of laughter look like. He's probably telling Trump that he didn't need his approval to run for anything.", ">\n\nWhy do you have people attacking you from all angles, Ron? Might it be because you are an obnoxious asshole?", ">\n\nFight! Fight! Fight!", ">\n\nLol DeSadness", ">\n\nPeople can confirm this with tears in their eyes, the best people, bigly .\nCovfeve covfeve", ">\n\nDoes anyone believe him? And if not, why even report this? If Trump said the weather was sunny, I’d put on a raincoat before going out. I have no use for DeSantis, but Trump saying anything about anybody does not inform anyone in the least.", ">\n\nThe sexual tension between these two is palpable", ">\n\nAnd so the blood letting kicks into high gear.", ">\n\nLmao. This mother fucker.", ">\n\nThat would actually make Desantis in touch with his feelings and would therefore gain more approval. \nBut these are conservatives we are talking about so feelings/crying=liberal nonsense.", ">\n\nOh, how I hope they keep this up.\nI would love to see them eat themselves up from the inside.", ">\n\nHe probably had tears in his eyes from laughing so hard at trump.", ">\n\nThey both have the weirdest small hands.", ">\n\nI'm loving this childish battle between them", ">\n\nAll of these articles should just be titled “Liar lies again”", ">\n\nLet them fight!", ">\n\nOh, i thought it meant he stunk that bad… sorry….", ">\n\nInsert Shang Tzu \"it has begun\" gif here.", ">\n\nSip on those tears folks", ">\n\nAh, among these idiots, the ultimate shame. I'm sure Desantis is commiting harakiri as we speak.", ">\n\nits almost worth living through this shitty reality to see these morons try to eat each other", ">\n\nDid he please the 5th", ">\n\nEveryone cries in front of Trump. It’s the Eau d’Oignon cologne he wears to cover up his flop sweat stink.", ">\n\nWell yea he probably grabbed Ron by the pussy.", ">\n\nCry-bullies crying", ">\n\nI cried because of him.", ">\n\nLol. And it begins", ">\n\nI know, let's listen to the liar who lied so much a news organization had to make a database to keep track of all of them.", ">\n\nWeepy Ron" ]

[ "Sooo, this means trump cried in front of someone when seeking endorsement? Putin?", ">\n\nExactly.", ">\n\nWell, now we know exactly who has something over him.", ">\n\nWe do, but we used to, too.", ">\n\nThanks, Mitch.", ">\n\nDonnie DOES love escalators…", ">\n\nSorry for the convenience", ">\n\nI wonder how man times he called Trump \"sir?\"", ">\n\nThis is how it went word for word.\n“Please sir, endorse me sir. How can I be as smart and as good looking as you sir? Or sir, [starts sobbing] you are so wonderful “", ">\n\nDesantis weakly salutes Dear Leader", ">\n\nThe mandatory real-fake cry claim does have Kim-Jong Il vibes.", ">\n\nRed-on-red crime is my favorite kind of crime.", ">\n\nThis one is great hecause half of their base appeal is as tough guys, so telling the nation that one of them was sobbing like a baby in front of the other is a solid move. Now Deathanus has to decide whether to just accept it and be belittled, or start to fight back and fracture the party. 10/10 can’t wait for season finale.", ">\n\nHalf of these guys wouldn’t know the difference between a hatchet and an axe and wouldn’t be able to load and shoot an AR. \nRepublicans in federal government are almost all what they would consider effeminate suburbanites.", ">\n\nIn reality yes. But we know they don’t live there. To them an obese man who wears makeup and lifted shoes while avoiding war because his feet hurt is the epitome of manly.", ">\n\nI love your username. For some reason, that line cracked up my wife and me and we say it all the time.", ">\n\nIt’s so funny how many people get the reference! Workaholics def had its fans but it was never a mainstream smash so it’s crazy how many people recognize one throwaway line from the show!\nNow get in my grapevan pls", ">\n\nCatherine Zeta Jones, she dips beneath lasers, oh oh oh", ">\n\nShe has entrapped me, and Sean Connery! OH oh OH. OH oh OHhh^hh^h", ">\n\nWhen two pieces of shit get together, there will be a whole lot of stories coming out", ">\n\nThis embarrassing DeSantis campaign ad will be played repeatedly as a hit piece. That was some insane level of bootlicking lol. For one rare moment, I think Trump is speaking the truth. DeSantis absolutely cried in front of him and maybe even got on his knees for an endorsement", ">\n\nI had to go show this to my grandma. She screams about Trump and DeSantis til her voice cracks. She said she’s never wished on anyone’s demise before them. And McConnell. The rage in her 4’11”, 74 year old body is immense.", ">\n\nSounds like you've got one righteous grandma", ">\n\nShe marched her lil ass out in January in DC to march with us during Trump’s inauguration. It was actually my 18th birthday and afterwards we stopped and had Ethiopian for the first time. Her first time trying any African food and she still talks about how much she loves it. She sat with me at a tattoo appointment and afterwards we got pizza and ice cream. I love her. She’s an amazing woman.", ">\n\n\nand afterwards we stopped and had Ethiopian\n\nColumbus Circle? Fantastic places up there", ">\n\nWish I could remember. The place was packed. My grandmother and I sat on the end of the table with the vegetarian platter (since i was vegan) so she mostly ate the veg stuff. It was amazing. There’s a good place up in Tampa (Queen of Sheba) but nowhere near as good as this place was.", ">\n\nHe's probably lying but I wouldn't be surprised if its true. Have you ever seen DeSantis in a debate or outside of his hand-picked media reporters? He's so socially awkward and unstable and has the charisma of a garden slug.", ">\n\nTrue. I have noticed him moving his jaw from side to side in nearly every news conference when someone else is at the podium. Odd.", ">\n\nHe's got some kind of behavioral issue. He was never an appealing candidate, but he's surrounded himself and insulated himself with a core group of very politically savvy extremists that are the ones propelling him forward. He's not the political \"genius\" the media paints him out to be. His handlers are but he's an empty suit being controlled by puppeteers.", ">\n\nThat is actually slightly reassuring for someone not so in the know about him, like myself.", ">\n\nIt shouldn't be though. If you start looking in to his core group of advisors and backers these are some terrifying people.", ">\n\nIn so much as it shows his limitations.", ">\n\nTrue, he has many weaknesses. But they cover for them well.", ">\n\nTrump is desperate to make his opponents look effete to distract from his needing to have his hand held as we walked down a ramp or having to grasp a glass with two small hands or needing the power of the military to help him beat Covid.", ">\n\nCovfefe", ">\n\nHamburder flu", ">\n\nPerpetrated by the radical left gang member known as the “Hamburglar”", ">\n\nRobble robble", ">\n\nLots of self-proclaimed “alpha males” are wrestling with some cognitive dissonance today.", ">\n\nThey'll figure it out after praying to their favorite NFT of the day", ">\n\nDeSantis's response is going to be \"you know what makes me cry? CRT. Please clap.\"", ">\n\nIt was Jeb Bush that said “please clap.”", ">\n\nStandard playbook. Muddy the waters to make your opponent look “just as bad or worse” than you.", ">\n\nOr at least make up enough stories so that sane people with busy lives aren’t sure anymore. It’s what they’ve done for Zelenskyy, Thunberg, and Fauci.\nThat being said I wouldn’t be surprised if Desantis cried.", ">\n\nOn the one hand, Trump claims this any time he tells a story about anyone asking him for anything. \"He came to me with tears in his eyes.\" It's a bizarre piece of rhetoric he employs at every given opportunity. I think he thinks it makes him look magnanimous while simultaneously making the other person look weak. I have doubts that anyone has expressed any emotion in front of the man for less than $50,000 any time in the past 20 years.\nOn the other hand, DeSantis has no heart, can probably cry on command, and will crawl on his hands and knees across broken glass to jerk off a syphilitic stray dog into his own mouth if it means he gets what he wants.", ">\n\nNow thats an awful image!", ">\n\nThank you, I crafted it while taking a dump.", ">\n\nHope Georgia prosecutors doesn't forget the tweet where Trump admitted to interfering in the Florida election to make sure Desantis won.", ">\n\nAnd everybody clapped.", ">\n\nI dunno, I imagine a lot of people cry when they have to interact with him.", ">\n\nDesantis...\"I've seen the pee tape, and it is the most humiliation thing I've ever seen. Donald even got some in his mouth.\"", ">\n\nIt's just DJT pissing up into his own mouth on a bed the Obama's slept on at the Kremlin", ">\n\nTo be fair, getting a close up whiff of scrambled Sudafed and BigMac diaper blowouts tends to make one’s eyes run a bit.", ">\n\nDesantis is garbage. But this story likely isn't true. Trump claims people cry in front of him all the time. Many of those people aren't even real, they are just folks he made up in his head in the moment. \n\"This big guy, some say a former marine, a lot of people are saying it, really big, tough guy, and he came to me, tears in his eyes, and he said 'Mister Trump, you saved my life,' and it's true, I did save his life, I fought next to him in Afghanistan, that's what people are saying, and you know what? Maybe they're right, maybe I did kill 100 terrorists, because I know terrorists, some of them are my friends, and I say to terrorists, stop with that terror, and you know what? They stop. No one else knows terror and anti-terror like I do, just like that marine said.\"", ">\n\nRoflcopter", ">\n\nTrump knows whatever shit he says in the media will be reported like it was fact first and have to be proven false later", ">\n\n\n\"There were tears coming down from his eyes. He said: 'If you endorse me, I'll win,'\" said Trump.\n\nlmao trump couldnt come up with something better than this?", ">\n\nSeriously lol. It has a lot of \"and then everyone clapped\" energy.", ">\n\nWow who's gonna vote for Little Crybaby Ronnie?", ">\n\nWell as hard as it is to say it, I believe Trump this time. He just left out that they cried together, holding each other in a swampy embrace. Their Depends touching each other and their tentacles creep out and conjoin so they may exchange long protein strings.", ">\n\nTrump: [proceeds to unzip pantaloons]", ">\n\n\npantaloons\n\nrich people pants", ">\n\nNo, it’s crazypants. Right there in the name: pant-of-loons.", ">\n\nSuper convincing story, just trust him it's true. He's a business man! How else can he be so rich if not being totally honest? Btw the water pressure sucks in Florida, you have to flush multiple times. Terrible, terrible leader.", ">\n\n“He said ‘Sir…’”", ">\n\nLying liars lie.", ">\n\nBigly.", ">\n\nTrump says ~~Santos~~ DeSantis cried. ~~Santos~~ DeSantis will claim that he didn't. One of these serial liars would be telling the truth. That has never happened before so the universe might just explode out of sheer surprise.\nEdit: wrong idiot", ">\n\nSantos or DeSantis?", ">\n\nTrump is such a beacon of truth and integrity. Add irony here.", ">\n\nPoor Cry Baby DeSantis", ">\n\n‘Big, strong’ men can’t stop crying around President Trump. Just ask him.", ">\n\nTrump is unbelievable. After all these years he still sounds like a hurt 8 year old.", ">\n\nIt's times like this that having no history of telling any kind of truth really doesn't work in his favor, as much as I want to believe this.", ">\n\nLike everything else Trump has said, I’m sure this is 100% true.\nHe never lies, right?", ">\n\nTo try to make a rival look bad? He'd never do that.", ">\n\nWhile calling him sir. Yawn. We get it, Donald.", ">\n\nHe is a cringe factory and totally seems like type to cry for something when he really wants it, like a big baby.", ">\n\nLol. These people suck so bad.", ">\n\nCrying is okay, folks.\nTrump and DeSantis are shit people, but crying is okay.", ">\n\nProbably.... and Donald Trump poops himself and is a traitor.", ">\n\nFact: trump lies about everything. Fact: trump denigrates his opponents. As much as I want to believe this, it’s probably bull shit.", ">\n\nThey’re both liars, but somehow I believe this.", ">\n\nAnd then DJT shit his Depends.", ">\n\nWatching the republican party implode this election cycle is going to be schadenfreude like I’ve never experienced before.", ">\n\nEverything this piece of shit ever says is a lie. So I’m going to happily report that this is definitely more bullshit from this traitor’s mouth.\nThat being said, unfortunately his base will still eat this up. Because:\n-The Traitorous Piece of Shit said it so it must be true.\n-DeathSentence cried.\n-Crying is womanly.\n-DeathSentence is a woman.\n-MAGA MAGA MAGA\nSomewhere right now a group of Qdiots are saying some spaghetti style version of the exact talking points above.", ">\n\nTrump can piss in his pants because he wears absorbent diapers. It is probably a medical condition so he should not be ashamed.", ">\n\n\"He probably didn't even cry when he was a baby, and then he said..SIR!\"", ">\n\nStormy claims trump cried when she laughed at his mushroom dick", ">\n\nI had thought DeSantis was a SEAL, and therefore unlikely to be crying. I checked Wikipedia and found out the was a lawyer for the SEALs, so different. \nThen I read that he got a Bronze Star after his Iraq tour, but then I found out that the Bronze star is typically awarded as an upgrade from a MSM in combat zones. \nSo now I'm thinking that the crying story is totes believable.", ">\n\nSo…. By using logic we come to the conclusion that he made Trump cry, amiright? 😱", ">\n\nThis asshat is so fucking predictable.", ">\n\ndo you mean Desantis crying? Or Trump lying?", ">\n\nAnd called him sir", ">\n\nNext he'll call his wife ugly", ">\n\nOr say that she has secrets about where she worked.\nOr that his dad killed JFK.", ">\n\nNeither of these fascist deserve to be president.", ">\n\nletthemfight.gif", ">\n\nLet them fight. ding ding", ">\n\nLmao, let the feasting begin.", ">\n\nThis I will believe.", ">\n\nI also heard Trump claimed that anytime DeSantis had to open a jar that was too hard to open he came over to Trump's; in tears.", ">\n\nIt's scary how with the GOP's constant appeasement of the Orange Turd, I can actually see this happening. \nIs Trump lying? Most likely. But I can still see it happening.", ">\n\nAnd he's known for his consistent honesty, so I'm sure this happened.", ">\n\nTrump seems to always endorse people who cry in front of him, only to betray him later. Not a great judge of character if you ask me.", ">\n\nLet me guess, he called him 'Sir,' too. \nBuffoon.", ">\n\nHaha, this is where they've gotten to? \"Desantis is a booger-head and cried in front of me!\"", ">\n\nIt’s going to be fascinating to watch the Republican politicians try to take on trump knowing how deranged the base is. They went along with the insanity and even leaned into it like when Ronny D built a toy wall with his kid in the commercial. They must know it’s impossible to reason with these people. I can only imagine what it will look like when the Trump crazies set their sights on destroying DeSantis.", ">\n\nPlease run as an independent. Please.\nHe's the orange kryptonite to that void of charisma hack from Florida.", ">\n\nAs is with everything Donald says \nIt is more than likely Donald cried Infront of Ronald\nHaha Ronald and Donald", ">\n\nAnyone with \"nald\" needs to be blacklisted from politics.", ">\n\nAnyone with gop, conservative or Republicansl too", ">\n\nLet them eat each other, i for one am and will be enjoying the show", ">\n\nWatching two obese men get into a dick measuring contest is rather disturbing.", ">\n\nEspecially without an electron microscope.", ">\n\nKing Ron is too evil to cry. He has ZERO empathy or compassion. I bet he wouldn’t (or didn’t) cry over his own mother dying.", ">\n\nI didn't see any after the hurricanes or the apartment collapse.", ">\n\nDonald Trump can insult DeSantis on every level and watch Ronnie boy go back to kissing Trump's ass. Just like Ted Cruz. \nThe Republican collective lacks a spine since they clearly just accept incivility and childishness as virtues.", ">\n\nPointless article", ">\n\nI hope they both destroy each other. Our country needs a better leader than these two clowns", ">\n\nBegun, the douche wars have.", ">\n\nDude this is fucking hilarious. Let the GOP burn baby burn", ">\n\n\"It was incredible. I was having lunch at Mar-A-Lago and DeSantis walks up to me with tears in his eyes. And he said. You know what he said? He said 'Mister Trump, you're amazing. Everything a man could be. If you endorse me, I'll win. I'll give you anything you want.' And you know what I said? I said 'No way Jose. I'm the big cheese.' And you know what he did? He ran away crying in his little white boots. So sad. So sad.\"", ">\n\nBelievable until he said “Mr trump”.\nIt’s always “Sir” or “Mr President” when the Cheeto relays his big strong man with tears in his eyes stories.", ">\n\nCan you imagine what Republicans are going to release against Trump when he dies and it’s safe to talk?", ">\n\nThis battle between these two would be fucking hilarious if they didn’t have a serious chance of winning.", ">\n\nWho cares what he says. Hey media, just ignore him and report when he's convicted pretty please.", ">\n\nAs weak as Trump is right now, he knows how to put the hurt on competing right-wing grifters.", ">\n\nTrump wasn't kidding when he said he hasn't changed since he was in first grade. This is the kind of thing a bully tries to tell other kids to make the picked on kid in class look bad. Except the picked on kid deserves it this time so it's hard to feel bad for any of them.", ">\n\nSure, Don. We all 100% believe that's something that happened. Thanks for the update.", ">\n\nGotta hand it to him, Trump really knows how to play to the absolute basest and lowest common denominator of humanity.", ">\n\nMAGA is completely Middle School bullshit.", ">\n\nIs trump lying?\nOr is the torture guy a cry baby?", ">\n\nSmells like 2016 again", ">\n\nHe claims everyone cries when they beg him for something. Could it be they’re just tearing up over the noxious stench emanating from his depends?", ">\n\nBoth r whinny little b!tches", ">\n\nOh I’m sure Trump has leaked a tear or two during a ketchup-smearing tantrum.", ">\n\nThe smell from Trump’s diaper was really bad at the time.", ">\n\nWhen Donny starts losing in the primary and he turns his violent goons on his opponents, that's gonna be a good time. No wonder they all want to see him in jail or dead before the time comes.", ">\n\nThis one actually tracks as being true. DeSantis is a whiner in press conferences I can only imagine what crocodile tears he pulls out while trying to gain power.", ">\n\nNext he is going to say DeSantis sucked his dick and swallowed.", ">\n\nLmao we're in for a wild ride, folks!", ">\n\nI’m sure they both cried together holding each other’s bellies", ">\n\nHonestly I doubt it happened at all, the man spews bullshit nonstop but he's now made one of his most dangerous political rivals look weak. Honestly, Ron was most likely the next to the throne of the republican party. \nRonny needs to come out swinging to appeal to the base cos the base will belief anything that liar will say. \nSo is it a republican party or a maga party is gonna be the question", ">\n\nHe came to me with tears in his eyes and said “sir”", ">\n\nLol this is gonna be good 🍿", ">\n\nI’m thrilled both are running for president. I hope they both keep going. Split the vote!!", ">\n\nRon gave Don head guaranteed", ">\n\nNot sure which of these guys is a bigger idiot", ">\n\nThe one time I want Trump to not be lying…", ">\n\nI cant wait for this lame party of GOP incel s to continue to lose, they are all absolute fucking idiots who have nothing to offer except wining and being so passive and lame and sad sack loser fucking idiots, the worst shit for America, just fucking cry baby losers. Barf.", ">\n\n“Oh sir, sir, please endorse me sir…”", ">\n\nAh, so trmp cried in front of someone when he needed their support. putin? I bet it was putin.", ">\n\nCome on, his knees were starting to hurt!", ">\n\nBut did he “beg like a dog”? The Trumpees love the most crass belittlements. Crying isn’t humiliating enough.", ">\n\n\nTrump Claims DeSantis Cried in Front of Him While Seeking Endorsement\n\nFor once I believe him", ">\n\nThey're both dicks and deserve each other.", ">\n\nBecause crying, as a sign of empathy and emotions, is a crippling wound in the mind of Donald Trump.", ">\n\nUsually, everything that comes out of Trump's mouth is bullshit, but it would not surprise me one bit if it was true.", ">\n\nYea, straight up lie.", ">\n\nCrying is not a weakness. Having said that, both of these guys can get fucked.", ">\n\nIs this even newsworthy? Who cares.", ">\n\nDid we learn nothing from vintage commercials? You gotta save Kodak moments like this to enjoy and share with others on a later date", ">\n\nWhy wouldn’t we believe you Mr Trump, oh that’s right you lie and you hate DeSantis.", ">\n\n\nBig man, strong man, comes up to me - tears in his eyes - he says \"Sir...\"\n\n-", ">\n\nWell, I gotta say, I absolutely believe him . . . and I REALLY bet it looked just like John Turturro begging for his life in Miller's Crossing. \"I'm just a grifter, Trumpy! I'm a nobody!\"", ">\n\nOh man, this is going to get real entertaining if DeSantis starts swinging back. I hope he does, and doe snot just roll over thinking \"it's fine, I'll run in 2028\".\nHe must be aware that, if Trump somehow won in 2024, the country would once again go blue after 4 more years of Trump. The last time he won is poisoned the next 3 elections for republicans. So, DeSantis would have a much worse chance of winning if he waited until 2028. Especially after Trump inevitably attempts to change the rules to allow him to run for a 3rd term.\nThe Conservative subreddit was pretty much ready to ditch Trump after the midterms. They've cooled a bit on that now, and are not paying much attention to these little jabs. But seeing them tear themselves in half when the gloves come off between Trump and DeSantis would really be some quality entertainment.", ">\n\nWhatever you think about his popularity with the broader electorate I wouldn't want to see Trump win even the Republican nomination. If he gets his hands on the levers of power and he knows that constitutionally he is ineligible for another term then he will do everything and anything to retain his grip on power. His last term ended with rednecks shitting in the halls of Congress. Let's not flirt with the idea that letting him win the nomination is good for Democrats. That's some 2016 thinking", ">\n\nWhatever. According to Trump everybody who comes up to talk to him as tears in their eyes. I imagine they're just crying cuz they're too close to God damn Donald Trump.", ">\n\nTrump tells the truth for once.", ">\n\nWho cares? I’m so over this type of stuff…we need to debate policies, attack bad policies…move on from the useless insults.", ">\n\nWe need pics", ">\n\nI doubt this is true but I love that he's using this nonsense on someone who deserves it for once.", ">\n\nDeSantis \"I cry everytime I'm in close proximity to freshly cut onions\" 🤣😙", ">\n\nI'm gonna go ahead and assume this is true, just like I'm gonna go ahead and assume it means trump cried in front of the actual billionaires in control of the GOP when he sought their endorsement.", ">\n\nCan we stop talking about trump for the ever loving fucking love of god. We’re gonna wake up to, “trump doesn’t understand oat milk.” Like fuck off. But it’s hard to stop talking about a guy who sells papers right", ">\n\nTo be fair, if I was stuck in a room with Trump I'd probably cry too.", ">\n\nThis won’t matter to the right. They don’t care. This masculinity “gotcha” will totally miss them. The only way this will ever matter is if they want to leverage against DeSantis later. As long as he is really delivering for the fascists and white supremacists, nothing will matter.", ">\n\nI'm cool with trump's lies sabotaging the republican party.", ">\n\nPeople who give a shit about stuff like this are watching politics like it’s a TV show or sporting event. \nSad.", ">\n\nWow.....when two serial liars tell a story, which one do you believe?!", ">\n\nDesantis vs Trump in primaries is going to be the most ridiculously absurd schoolyard insult fight ever.", ">\n\nTrump lies as easily as he breathes. At this point I’d be way more surprised to hear he told the truth about something", ">\n\nMore of this, please. Rot from within. MORE MORE MORE!", ">\n\nYes. I’m certain this actually happened.", ">\n\nThis one gonna get nasty", ">\n\nHaha it’s going to be fun watching these dogs pee all over eachother", ">\n\nJust another absurd claim that can’t be proven one way or the other. Not that DeSatan isn’t a monstrous liar himself.", ">\n\nI believe it", ">\n\nSo with his track record of projection...\nWhat do you think the over under on trump crying videos existing are?", ">\n\nDeSantis cry? A physical impossibility!", ">\n\nI don't doubt it. He'll do anything to get power.", ">\n\nBig strong man, tears in his eyes.", ">\n\nAs I watch as our democratic republic swirls down the toilet, my only solace is watching these two psychopaths (Trump & DeSantis) go at each other's throats for the Presidency.", ">\n\nI didn't even know DeSantis was a trucker.", ">\n\nHe means his money shot in DeSantis face got him in the eyes, causing them to water. 💦", ">\n\nIt was probably the smell", ">\n\nI choose to believe this, because it’s hilarious to picture.", ">\n\nare they really wearing the exact same outfit lmao", ">\n\nI honestly kind of believe this.", ">\n\nTrump, if you have any kind of solid evidence on these claims, you better start producing them for the press because DeSantis is kicking your ass.", ">\n\nSo what? The two of you are cut from the same dicktater cloth.", ">\n\nLet em fight!", ">\n\nVideo/pics or stfu trumpie!", ">\n\nDon't get me wrong, I dislike DeSantis just as much, but only the orange blob would make fun of someone showing feelings and use it to win internet points.", ">\n\nMust have been the smell", ">\n\nHe just couldn’t keep that card in his pocket. The premature trump played himself.", ">\n\nCan’t out bitchboy this bitchboy", ">\n\nJust this once, I’m going to assume Donald Trump is telling the truth, because fuck Ron DeSantis.", ">\n\nThe thing is, who cares if he cried? I do not like RD (lived in Florida 5 years, moved to another state in 2021, mostly because of what Florida is turning into), but even if he did cry, so what? Trump’s gender lines are so dumb and archaic: crying mad bad.", ">\n\nit doesn't matter.\nif desantis cried desantis fans will say he's human. if joe biden cried desantis fans will say he's weak.", ">\n\nDid he call him “sir” too while crying?", ">\n\nIt brings me great joy that these meatheads are eating each other alive.\nGreat, great joy.", ">\n\nDid Deathanus take it with, or without KY?", ">\n\nYes! Let’s the flames begin!", ">\n\nI CANNOT wait for the primary debates.", ">\n\nStrong guy. Never cried before in his life. Came to me with tears in his eyes asking for my endorsement. What a guy. So disloyal now.", ">\n\nI hate both of them but DeSantis isn't a scared little child. This is a guy who played college baseball - he was a stud. The last person he'd ever cry in front of is Trump that's for sure.", ">\n\nPlaying college baseball has absolutely nothing to do with this lmao.", ">\n\nIt does, it shows he's not a wimp. I hate the fucker with a passion but don't believe he cried in front of Trump. If you played baseball or football in college you'd understand (but clearly you didn't.)", ">\n\nSo when do we get the small penis insults from Trump?", ">\n\nThis is so stupid. There's no evidence but it's still gonna start yet another stage of those twos pissing match and it's hilarious", ">\n\n\"....and then Ron felt trump's massive biceps and begged him to become his personal trainer. Then Ron begged trump to teach him how to cook, make love, and buy property.\"", ">\n\nDid daddy Rump make Ronnie cry", ">\n\nThe best part? This stuff works. I don't know whether I should be impressed by Trump or sad for his supporters. A little of both, I guess.", ">\n\nLol, shit getting real.", ">\n\nTrump trying to appeal to those personality types who buy into egocentric masculinity that doesn’t include boys crying. The same kind of dudes who have to carry firearms to feel safe in society. “Tough on the outside…., repressed, depressed and angry on the inside.”", ">\n\nSomehow I believe Trump on this one.", ">\n\nRon's got 24 hours to get in the booth and buck back with a diss track", ">\n\nThe tiny hands club", ">\n\nThat Desantis wall building video with his kids is the SIMPIEST thing ive ever seen, not only by a politician, but a man. \nTalk about a little germ\nI Believe this....", ">\n\nRepublicans hate any sign of weakness", ">\n\nThis is a story about a liar lying about a liar!", ">\n\nIt's like that empire strikes back seen between Vader and the Emperor. Except two fools 🤣 Space Balls 2 here we come.", ">\n\nThis is the ultimate conservative insult. No \"real man\" would cry, let alone in front of another \"real man\".", ">\n\nKen Watanabi: “Let them fight”", ">\n\nDeSantis is a scammer, they were probably crocodile tears just to manipulate Trump", ">\n\nI'm living for the day tough guy DimSantis bends over for Dear Leader.", ">\n\nNow this is something I actually believe.", ">\n\n🎼 This is how it starrrts 🎶", ">\n\nI hope donald has a tape.", ">\n\nHe thinks he’s the godfather", ">\n\nDownvote every Trump story.", ">\n\nA statement that makes them both look terrible. GOOD", ">\n\nOoo the girls are fighting! Someone grab the popcorn!", ">\n\nDoes Trump have a fetish about crying men coming to him? The man is obsessed with crying men.", ">\n\nAnd we got a winner! Crying DeSantis!", ">\n\nAs a non-American I’m not entirely sure who DeSantis is, though I can see by the comments that he is not well liked. \nBut regardless of his politics, this feels like a weird thing to be arguing about in the news. So what if he did cry? Sometimes being passionate about something makes one cry. Maybe like some are suggesting it was faked. \nWhat’s important is, what does it tell other men when this is news and people are genuinely having this argument in the comments? Why are we still shaming people for feeling their feelings? Even people we don’t like?", ">\n\nWas that before or after the blowjob ?", ">\n\nHe needs to see what tears of laughter look like. He's probably telling Trump that he didn't need his approval to run for anything.", ">\n\nWhy do you have people attacking you from all angles, Ron? Might it be because you are an obnoxious asshole?", ">\n\nFight! Fight! Fight!", ">\n\nLol DeSadness", ">\n\nPeople can confirm this with tears in their eyes, the best people, bigly .\nCovfeve covfeve", ">\n\nDoes anyone believe him? And if not, why even report this? If Trump said the weather was sunny, I’d put on a raincoat before going out. I have no use for DeSantis, but Trump saying anything about anybody does not inform anyone in the least.", ">\n\nThe sexual tension between these two is palpable", ">\n\nAnd so the blood letting kicks into high gear.", ">\n\nLmao. This mother fucker.", ">\n\nThat would actually make Desantis in touch with his feelings and would therefore gain more approval. \nBut these are conservatives we are talking about so feelings/crying=liberal nonsense.", ">\n\nOh, how I hope they keep this up.\nI would love to see them eat themselves up from the inside.", ">\n\nHe probably had tears in his eyes from laughing so hard at trump.", ">\n\nThey both have the weirdest small hands.", ">\n\nI'm loving this childish battle between them", ">\n\nAll of these articles should just be titled “Liar lies again”", ">\n\nLet them fight!", ">\n\nOh, i thought it meant he stunk that bad… sorry….", ">\n\nInsert Shang Tzu \"it has begun\" gif here.", ">\n\nSip on those tears folks", ">\n\nAh, among these idiots, the ultimate shame. I'm sure Desantis is commiting harakiri as we speak.", ">\n\nits almost worth living through this shitty reality to see these morons try to eat each other", ">\n\nDid he please the 5th", ">\n\nEveryone cries in front of Trump. It’s the Eau d’Oignon cologne he wears to cover up his flop sweat stink.", ">\n\nWell yea he probably grabbed Ron by the pussy.", ">\n\nCry-bullies crying", ">\n\nI cried because of him.", ">\n\nLol. And it begins", ">\n\nI know, let's listen to the liar who lied so much a news organization had to make a database to keep track of all of them.", ">\n\nWeepy Ron", ">\n\nHow is this real life?" ]

[ "Sooo, this means trump cried in front of someone when seeking endorsement? Putin?", ">\n\nExactly.", ">\n\nWell, now we know exactly who has something over him.", ">\n\nWe do, but we used to, too.", ">\n\nThanks, Mitch.", ">\n\nDonnie DOES love escalators…", ">\n\nSorry for the convenience", ">\n\nI wonder how man times he called Trump \"sir?\"", ">\n\nThis is how it went word for word.\n“Please sir, endorse me sir. How can I be as smart and as good looking as you sir? Or sir, [starts sobbing] you are so wonderful “", ">\n\nDesantis weakly salutes Dear Leader", ">\n\nThe mandatory real-fake cry claim does have Kim-Jong Il vibes.", ">\n\nRed-on-red crime is my favorite kind of crime.", ">\n\nThis one is great hecause half of their base appeal is as tough guys, so telling the nation that one of them was sobbing like a baby in front of the other is a solid move. Now Deathanus has to decide whether to just accept it and be belittled, or start to fight back and fracture the party. 10/10 can’t wait for season finale.", ">\n\nHalf of these guys wouldn’t know the difference between a hatchet and an axe and wouldn’t be able to load and shoot an AR. \nRepublicans in federal government are almost all what they would consider effeminate suburbanites.", ">\n\nIn reality yes. But we know they don’t live there. To them an obese man who wears makeup and lifted shoes while avoiding war because his feet hurt is the epitome of manly.", ">\n\nI love your username. For some reason, that line cracked up my wife and me and we say it all the time.", ">\n\nIt’s so funny how many people get the reference! Workaholics def had its fans but it was never a mainstream smash so it’s crazy how many people recognize one throwaway line from the show!\nNow get in my grapevan pls", ">\n\nCatherine Zeta Jones, she dips beneath lasers, oh oh oh", ">\n\nShe has entrapped me, and Sean Connery! OH oh OH. OH oh OHhh^hh^h", ">\n\nWhen two pieces of shit get together, there will be a whole lot of stories coming out", ">\n\nThis embarrassing DeSantis campaign ad will be played repeatedly as a hit piece. That was some insane level of bootlicking lol. For one rare moment, I think Trump is speaking the truth. DeSantis absolutely cried in front of him and maybe even got on his knees for an endorsement", ">\n\nI had to go show this to my grandma. She screams about Trump and DeSantis til her voice cracks. She said she’s never wished on anyone’s demise before them. And McConnell. The rage in her 4’11”, 74 year old body is immense.", ">\n\nSounds like you've got one righteous grandma", ">\n\nShe marched her lil ass out in January in DC to march with us during Trump’s inauguration. It was actually my 18th birthday and afterwards we stopped and had Ethiopian for the first time. Her first time trying any African food and she still talks about how much she loves it. She sat with me at a tattoo appointment and afterwards we got pizza and ice cream. I love her. She’s an amazing woman.", ">\n\n\nand afterwards we stopped and had Ethiopian\n\nColumbus Circle? Fantastic places up there", ">\n\nWish I could remember. The place was packed. My grandmother and I sat on the end of the table with the vegetarian platter (since i was vegan) so she mostly ate the veg stuff. It was amazing. There’s a good place up in Tampa (Queen of Sheba) but nowhere near as good as this place was.", ">\n\nHe's probably lying but I wouldn't be surprised if its true. Have you ever seen DeSantis in a debate or outside of his hand-picked media reporters? He's so socially awkward and unstable and has the charisma of a garden slug.", ">\n\nTrue. I have noticed him moving his jaw from side to side in nearly every news conference when someone else is at the podium. Odd.", ">\n\nHe's got some kind of behavioral issue. He was never an appealing candidate, but he's surrounded himself and insulated himself with a core group of very politically savvy extremists that are the ones propelling him forward. He's not the political \"genius\" the media paints him out to be. His handlers are but he's an empty suit being controlled by puppeteers.", ">\n\nThat is actually slightly reassuring for someone not so in the know about him, like myself.", ">\n\nIt shouldn't be though. If you start looking in to his core group of advisors and backers these are some terrifying people.", ">\n\nIn so much as it shows his limitations.", ">\n\nTrue, he has many weaknesses. But they cover for them well.", ">\n\nTrump is desperate to make his opponents look effete to distract from his needing to have his hand held as we walked down a ramp or having to grasp a glass with two small hands or needing the power of the military to help him beat Covid.", ">\n\nCovfefe", ">\n\nHamburder flu", ">\n\nPerpetrated by the radical left gang member known as the “Hamburglar”", ">\n\nRobble robble", ">\n\nLots of self-proclaimed “alpha males” are wrestling with some cognitive dissonance today.", ">\n\nThey'll figure it out after praying to their favorite NFT of the day", ">\n\nDeSantis's response is going to be \"you know what makes me cry? CRT. Please clap.\"", ">\n\nIt was Jeb Bush that said “please clap.”", ">\n\nStandard playbook. Muddy the waters to make your opponent look “just as bad or worse” than you.", ">\n\nOr at least make up enough stories so that sane people with busy lives aren’t sure anymore. It’s what they’ve done for Zelenskyy, Thunberg, and Fauci.\nThat being said I wouldn’t be surprised if Desantis cried.", ">\n\nOn the one hand, Trump claims this any time he tells a story about anyone asking him for anything. \"He came to me with tears in his eyes.\" It's a bizarre piece of rhetoric he employs at every given opportunity. I think he thinks it makes him look magnanimous while simultaneously making the other person look weak. I have doubts that anyone has expressed any emotion in front of the man for less than $50,000 any time in the past 20 years.\nOn the other hand, DeSantis has no heart, can probably cry on command, and will crawl on his hands and knees across broken glass to jerk off a syphilitic stray dog into his own mouth if it means he gets what he wants.", ">\n\nNow thats an awful image!", ">\n\nThank you, I crafted it while taking a dump.", ">\n\nHope Georgia prosecutors doesn't forget the tweet where Trump admitted to interfering in the Florida election to make sure Desantis won.", ">\n\nAnd everybody clapped.", ">\n\nI dunno, I imagine a lot of people cry when they have to interact with him.", ">\n\nDesantis...\"I've seen the pee tape, and it is the most humiliation thing I've ever seen. Donald even got some in his mouth.\"", ">\n\nIt's just DJT pissing up into his own mouth on a bed the Obama's slept on at the Kremlin", ">\n\nTo be fair, getting a close up whiff of scrambled Sudafed and BigMac diaper blowouts tends to make one’s eyes run a bit.", ">\n\nDesantis is garbage. But this story likely isn't true. Trump claims people cry in front of him all the time. Many of those people aren't even real, they are just folks he made up in his head in the moment. \n\"This big guy, some say a former marine, a lot of people are saying it, really big, tough guy, and he came to me, tears in his eyes, and he said 'Mister Trump, you saved my life,' and it's true, I did save his life, I fought next to him in Afghanistan, that's what people are saying, and you know what? Maybe they're right, maybe I did kill 100 terrorists, because I know terrorists, some of them are my friends, and I say to terrorists, stop with that terror, and you know what? They stop. No one else knows terror and anti-terror like I do, just like that marine said.\"", ">\n\nRoflcopter", ">\n\nTrump knows whatever shit he says in the media will be reported like it was fact first and have to be proven false later", ">\n\n\n\"There were tears coming down from his eyes. He said: 'If you endorse me, I'll win,'\" said Trump.\n\nlmao trump couldnt come up with something better than this?", ">\n\nSeriously lol. It has a lot of \"and then everyone clapped\" energy.", ">\n\nWow who's gonna vote for Little Crybaby Ronnie?", ">\n\nWell as hard as it is to say it, I believe Trump this time. He just left out that they cried together, holding each other in a swampy embrace. Their Depends touching each other and their tentacles creep out and conjoin so they may exchange long protein strings.", ">\n\nTrump: [proceeds to unzip pantaloons]", ">\n\n\npantaloons\n\nrich people pants", ">\n\nNo, it’s crazypants. Right there in the name: pant-of-loons.", ">\n\nSuper convincing story, just trust him it's true. He's a business man! How else can he be so rich if not being totally honest? Btw the water pressure sucks in Florida, you have to flush multiple times. Terrible, terrible leader.", ">\n\n“He said ‘Sir…’”", ">\n\nLying liars lie.", ">\n\nBigly.", ">\n\nTrump says ~~Santos~~ DeSantis cried. ~~Santos~~ DeSantis will claim that he didn't. One of these serial liars would be telling the truth. That has never happened before so the universe might just explode out of sheer surprise.\nEdit: wrong idiot", ">\n\nSantos or DeSantis?", ">\n\nTrump is such a beacon of truth and integrity. Add irony here.", ">\n\nPoor Cry Baby DeSantis", ">\n\n‘Big, strong’ men can’t stop crying around President Trump. Just ask him.", ">\n\nTrump is unbelievable. After all these years he still sounds like a hurt 8 year old.", ">\n\nIt's times like this that having no history of telling any kind of truth really doesn't work in his favor, as much as I want to believe this.", ">\n\nLike everything else Trump has said, I’m sure this is 100% true.\nHe never lies, right?", ">\n\nTo try to make a rival look bad? He'd never do that.", ">\n\nWhile calling him sir. Yawn. We get it, Donald.", ">\n\nHe is a cringe factory and totally seems like type to cry for something when he really wants it, like a big baby.", ">\n\nLol. These people suck so bad.", ">\n\nCrying is okay, folks.\nTrump and DeSantis are shit people, but crying is okay.", ">\n\nProbably.... and Donald Trump poops himself and is a traitor.", ">\n\nFact: trump lies about everything. Fact: trump denigrates his opponents. As much as I want to believe this, it’s probably bull shit.", ">\n\nThey’re both liars, but somehow I believe this.", ">\n\nAnd then DJT shit his Depends.", ">\n\nWatching the republican party implode this election cycle is going to be schadenfreude like I’ve never experienced before.", ">\n\nEverything this piece of shit ever says is a lie. So I’m going to happily report that this is definitely more bullshit from this traitor’s mouth.\nThat being said, unfortunately his base will still eat this up. Because:\n-The Traitorous Piece of Shit said it so it must be true.\n-DeathSentence cried.\n-Crying is womanly.\n-DeathSentence is a woman.\n-MAGA MAGA MAGA\nSomewhere right now a group of Qdiots are saying some spaghetti style version of the exact talking points above.", ">\n\nTrump can piss in his pants because he wears absorbent diapers. It is probably a medical condition so he should not be ashamed.", ">\n\n\"He probably didn't even cry when he was a baby, and then he said..SIR!\"", ">\n\nStormy claims trump cried when she laughed at his mushroom dick", ">\n\nI had thought DeSantis was a SEAL, and therefore unlikely to be crying. I checked Wikipedia and found out the was a lawyer for the SEALs, so different. \nThen I read that he got a Bronze Star after his Iraq tour, but then I found out that the Bronze star is typically awarded as an upgrade from a MSM in combat zones. \nSo now I'm thinking that the crying story is totes believable.", ">\n\nSo…. By using logic we come to the conclusion that he made Trump cry, amiright? 😱", ">\n\nThis asshat is so fucking predictable.", ">\n\ndo you mean Desantis crying? Or Trump lying?", ">\n\nAnd called him sir", ">\n\nNext he'll call his wife ugly", ">\n\nOr say that she has secrets about where she worked.\nOr that his dad killed JFK.", ">\n\nNeither of these fascist deserve to be president.", ">\n\nletthemfight.gif", ">\n\nLet them fight. ding ding", ">\n\nLmao, let the feasting begin.", ">\n\nThis I will believe.", ">\n\nI also heard Trump claimed that anytime DeSantis had to open a jar that was too hard to open he came over to Trump's; in tears.", ">\n\nIt's scary how with the GOP's constant appeasement of the Orange Turd, I can actually see this happening. \nIs Trump lying? Most likely. But I can still see it happening.", ">\n\nAnd he's known for his consistent honesty, so I'm sure this happened.", ">\n\nTrump seems to always endorse people who cry in front of him, only to betray him later. Not a great judge of character if you ask me.", ">\n\nLet me guess, he called him 'Sir,' too. \nBuffoon.", ">\n\nHaha, this is where they've gotten to? \"Desantis is a booger-head and cried in front of me!\"", ">\n\nIt’s going to be fascinating to watch the Republican politicians try to take on trump knowing how deranged the base is. They went along with the insanity and even leaned into it like when Ronny D built a toy wall with his kid in the commercial. They must know it’s impossible to reason with these people. I can only imagine what it will look like when the Trump crazies set their sights on destroying DeSantis.", ">\n\nPlease run as an independent. Please.\nHe's the orange kryptonite to that void of charisma hack from Florida.", ">\n\nAs is with everything Donald says \nIt is more than likely Donald cried Infront of Ronald\nHaha Ronald and Donald", ">\n\nAnyone with \"nald\" needs to be blacklisted from politics.", ">\n\nAnyone with gop, conservative or Republicansl too", ">\n\nLet them eat each other, i for one am and will be enjoying the show", ">\n\nWatching two obese men get into a dick measuring contest is rather disturbing.", ">\n\nEspecially without an electron microscope.", ">\n\nKing Ron is too evil to cry. He has ZERO empathy or compassion. I bet he wouldn’t (or didn’t) cry over his own mother dying.", ">\n\nI didn't see any after the hurricanes or the apartment collapse.", ">\n\nDonald Trump can insult DeSantis on every level and watch Ronnie boy go back to kissing Trump's ass. Just like Ted Cruz. \nThe Republican collective lacks a spine since they clearly just accept incivility and childishness as virtues.", ">\n\nPointless article", ">\n\nI hope they both destroy each other. Our country needs a better leader than these two clowns", ">\n\nBegun, the douche wars have.", ">\n\nDude this is fucking hilarious. Let the GOP burn baby burn", ">\n\n\"It was incredible. I was having lunch at Mar-A-Lago and DeSantis walks up to me with tears in his eyes. And he said. You know what he said? He said 'Mister Trump, you're amazing. Everything a man could be. If you endorse me, I'll win. I'll give you anything you want.' And you know what I said? I said 'No way Jose. I'm the big cheese.' And you know what he did? He ran away crying in his little white boots. So sad. So sad.\"", ">\n\nBelievable until he said “Mr trump”.\nIt’s always “Sir” or “Mr President” when the Cheeto relays his big strong man with tears in his eyes stories.", ">\n\nCan you imagine what Republicans are going to release against Trump when he dies and it’s safe to talk?", ">\n\nThis battle between these two would be fucking hilarious if they didn’t have a serious chance of winning.", ">\n\nWho cares what he says. Hey media, just ignore him and report when he's convicted pretty please.", ">\n\nAs weak as Trump is right now, he knows how to put the hurt on competing right-wing grifters.", ">\n\nTrump wasn't kidding when he said he hasn't changed since he was in first grade. This is the kind of thing a bully tries to tell other kids to make the picked on kid in class look bad. Except the picked on kid deserves it this time so it's hard to feel bad for any of them.", ">\n\nSure, Don. We all 100% believe that's something that happened. Thanks for the update.", ">\n\nGotta hand it to him, Trump really knows how to play to the absolute basest and lowest common denominator of humanity.", ">\n\nMAGA is completely Middle School bullshit.", ">\n\nIs trump lying?\nOr is the torture guy a cry baby?", ">\n\nSmells like 2016 again", ">\n\nHe claims everyone cries when they beg him for something. Could it be they’re just tearing up over the noxious stench emanating from his depends?", ">\n\nBoth r whinny little b!tches", ">\n\nOh I’m sure Trump has leaked a tear or two during a ketchup-smearing tantrum.", ">\n\nThe smell from Trump’s diaper was really bad at the time.", ">\n\nWhen Donny starts losing in the primary and he turns his violent goons on his opponents, that's gonna be a good time. No wonder they all want to see him in jail or dead before the time comes.", ">\n\nThis one actually tracks as being true. DeSantis is a whiner in press conferences I can only imagine what crocodile tears he pulls out while trying to gain power.", ">\n\nNext he is going to say DeSantis sucked his dick and swallowed.", ">\n\nLmao we're in for a wild ride, folks!", ">\n\nI’m sure they both cried together holding each other’s bellies", ">\n\nHonestly I doubt it happened at all, the man spews bullshit nonstop but he's now made one of his most dangerous political rivals look weak. Honestly, Ron was most likely the next to the throne of the republican party. \nRonny needs to come out swinging to appeal to the base cos the base will belief anything that liar will say. \nSo is it a republican party or a maga party is gonna be the question", ">\n\nHe came to me with tears in his eyes and said “sir”", ">\n\nLol this is gonna be good 🍿", ">\n\nI’m thrilled both are running for president. I hope they both keep going. Split the vote!!", ">\n\nRon gave Don head guaranteed", ">\n\nNot sure which of these guys is a bigger idiot", ">\n\nThe one time I want Trump to not be lying…", ">\n\nI cant wait for this lame party of GOP incel s to continue to lose, they are all absolute fucking idiots who have nothing to offer except wining and being so passive and lame and sad sack loser fucking idiots, the worst shit for America, just fucking cry baby losers. Barf.", ">\n\n“Oh sir, sir, please endorse me sir…”", ">\n\nAh, so trmp cried in front of someone when he needed their support. putin? I bet it was putin.", ">\n\nCome on, his knees were starting to hurt!", ">\n\nBut did he “beg like a dog”? The Trumpees love the most crass belittlements. Crying isn’t humiliating enough.", ">\n\n\nTrump Claims DeSantis Cried in Front of Him While Seeking Endorsement\n\nFor once I believe him", ">\n\nThey're both dicks and deserve each other.", ">\n\nBecause crying, as a sign of empathy and emotions, is a crippling wound in the mind of Donald Trump.", ">\n\nUsually, everything that comes out of Trump's mouth is bullshit, but it would not surprise me one bit if it was true.", ">\n\nYea, straight up lie.", ">\n\nCrying is not a weakness. Having said that, both of these guys can get fucked.", ">\n\nIs this even newsworthy? Who cares.", ">\n\nDid we learn nothing from vintage commercials? You gotta save Kodak moments like this to enjoy and share with others on a later date", ">\n\nWhy wouldn’t we believe you Mr Trump, oh that’s right you lie and you hate DeSantis.", ">\n\n\nBig man, strong man, comes up to me - tears in his eyes - he says \"Sir...\"\n\n-", ">\n\nWell, I gotta say, I absolutely believe him . . . and I REALLY bet it looked just like John Turturro begging for his life in Miller's Crossing. \"I'm just a grifter, Trumpy! I'm a nobody!\"", ">\n\nOh man, this is going to get real entertaining if DeSantis starts swinging back. I hope he does, and doe snot just roll over thinking \"it's fine, I'll run in 2028\".\nHe must be aware that, if Trump somehow won in 2024, the country would once again go blue after 4 more years of Trump. The last time he won is poisoned the next 3 elections for republicans. So, DeSantis would have a much worse chance of winning if he waited until 2028. Especially after Trump inevitably attempts to change the rules to allow him to run for a 3rd term.\nThe Conservative subreddit was pretty much ready to ditch Trump after the midterms. They've cooled a bit on that now, and are not paying much attention to these little jabs. But seeing them tear themselves in half when the gloves come off between Trump and DeSantis would really be some quality entertainment.", ">\n\nWhatever you think about his popularity with the broader electorate I wouldn't want to see Trump win even the Republican nomination. If he gets his hands on the levers of power and he knows that constitutionally he is ineligible for another term then he will do everything and anything to retain his grip on power. His last term ended with rednecks shitting in the halls of Congress. Let's not flirt with the idea that letting him win the nomination is good for Democrats. That's some 2016 thinking", ">\n\nWhatever. According to Trump everybody who comes up to talk to him as tears in their eyes. I imagine they're just crying cuz they're too close to God damn Donald Trump.", ">\n\nTrump tells the truth for once.", ">\n\nWho cares? I’m so over this type of stuff…we need to debate policies, attack bad policies…move on from the useless insults.", ">\n\nWe need pics", ">\n\nI doubt this is true but I love that he's using this nonsense on someone who deserves it for once.", ">\n\nDeSantis \"I cry everytime I'm in close proximity to freshly cut onions\" 🤣😙", ">\n\nI'm gonna go ahead and assume this is true, just like I'm gonna go ahead and assume it means trump cried in front of the actual billionaires in control of the GOP when he sought their endorsement.", ">\n\nCan we stop talking about trump for the ever loving fucking love of god. We’re gonna wake up to, “trump doesn’t understand oat milk.” Like fuck off. But it’s hard to stop talking about a guy who sells papers right", ">\n\nTo be fair, if I was stuck in a room with Trump I'd probably cry too.", ">\n\nThis won’t matter to the right. They don’t care. This masculinity “gotcha” will totally miss them. The only way this will ever matter is if they want to leverage against DeSantis later. As long as he is really delivering for the fascists and white supremacists, nothing will matter.", ">\n\nI'm cool with trump's lies sabotaging the republican party.", ">\n\nPeople who give a shit about stuff like this are watching politics like it’s a TV show or sporting event. \nSad.", ">\n\nWow.....when two serial liars tell a story, which one do you believe?!", ">\n\nDesantis vs Trump in primaries is going to be the most ridiculously absurd schoolyard insult fight ever.", ">\n\nTrump lies as easily as he breathes. At this point I’d be way more surprised to hear he told the truth about something", ">\n\nMore of this, please. Rot from within. MORE MORE MORE!", ">\n\nYes. I’m certain this actually happened.", ">\n\nThis one gonna get nasty", ">\n\nHaha it’s going to be fun watching these dogs pee all over eachother", ">\n\nJust another absurd claim that can’t be proven one way or the other. Not that DeSatan isn’t a monstrous liar himself.", ">\n\nI believe it", ">\n\nSo with his track record of projection...\nWhat do you think the over under on trump crying videos existing are?", ">\n\nDeSantis cry? A physical impossibility!", ">\n\nI don't doubt it. He'll do anything to get power.", ">\n\nBig strong man, tears in his eyes.", ">\n\nAs I watch as our democratic republic swirls down the toilet, my only solace is watching these two psychopaths (Trump & DeSantis) go at each other's throats for the Presidency.", ">\n\nI didn't even know DeSantis was a trucker.", ">\n\nHe means his money shot in DeSantis face got him in the eyes, causing them to water. 💦", ">\n\nIt was probably the smell", ">\n\nI choose to believe this, because it’s hilarious to picture.", ">\n\nare they really wearing the exact same outfit lmao", ">\n\nI honestly kind of believe this.", ">\n\nTrump, if you have any kind of solid evidence on these claims, you better start producing them for the press because DeSantis is kicking your ass.", ">\n\nSo what? The two of you are cut from the same dicktater cloth.", ">\n\nLet em fight!", ">\n\nVideo/pics or stfu trumpie!", ">\n\nDon't get me wrong, I dislike DeSantis just as much, but only the orange blob would make fun of someone showing feelings and use it to win internet points.", ">\n\nMust have been the smell", ">\n\nHe just couldn’t keep that card in his pocket. The premature trump played himself.", ">\n\nCan’t out bitchboy this bitchboy", ">\n\nJust this once, I’m going to assume Donald Trump is telling the truth, because fuck Ron DeSantis.", ">\n\nThe thing is, who cares if he cried? I do not like RD (lived in Florida 5 years, moved to another state in 2021, mostly because of what Florida is turning into), but even if he did cry, so what? Trump’s gender lines are so dumb and archaic: crying mad bad.", ">\n\nit doesn't matter.\nif desantis cried desantis fans will say he's human. if joe biden cried desantis fans will say he's weak.", ">\n\nDid he call him “sir” too while crying?", ">\n\nIt brings me great joy that these meatheads are eating each other alive.\nGreat, great joy.", ">\n\nDid Deathanus take it with, or without KY?", ">\n\nYes! Let’s the flames begin!", ">\n\nI CANNOT wait for the primary debates.", ">\n\nStrong guy. Never cried before in his life. Came to me with tears in his eyes asking for my endorsement. What a guy. So disloyal now.", ">\n\nI hate both of them but DeSantis isn't a scared little child. This is a guy who played college baseball - he was a stud. The last person he'd ever cry in front of is Trump that's for sure.", ">\n\nPlaying college baseball has absolutely nothing to do with this lmao.", ">\n\nIt does, it shows he's not a wimp. I hate the fucker with a passion but don't believe he cried in front of Trump. If you played baseball or football in college you'd understand (but clearly you didn't.)", ">\n\nSo when do we get the small penis insults from Trump?", ">\n\nThis is so stupid. There's no evidence but it's still gonna start yet another stage of those twos pissing match and it's hilarious", ">\n\n\"....and then Ron felt trump's massive biceps and begged him to become his personal trainer. Then Ron begged trump to teach him how to cook, make love, and buy property.\"", ">\n\nDid daddy Rump make Ronnie cry", ">\n\nThe best part? This stuff works. I don't know whether I should be impressed by Trump or sad for his supporters. A little of both, I guess.", ">\n\nLol, shit getting real.", ">\n\nTrump trying to appeal to those personality types who buy into egocentric masculinity that doesn’t include boys crying. The same kind of dudes who have to carry firearms to feel safe in society. “Tough on the outside…., repressed, depressed and angry on the inside.”", ">\n\nSomehow I believe Trump on this one.", ">\n\nRon's got 24 hours to get in the booth and buck back with a diss track", ">\n\nThe tiny hands club", ">\n\nThat Desantis wall building video with his kids is the SIMPIEST thing ive ever seen, not only by a politician, but a man. \nTalk about a little germ\nI Believe this....", ">\n\nRepublicans hate any sign of weakness", ">\n\nThis is a story about a liar lying about a liar!", ">\n\nIt's like that empire strikes back seen between Vader and the Emperor. Except two fools 🤣 Space Balls 2 here we come.", ">\n\nThis is the ultimate conservative insult. No \"real man\" would cry, let alone in front of another \"real man\".", ">\n\nKen Watanabi: “Let them fight”", ">\n\nDeSantis is a scammer, they were probably crocodile tears just to manipulate Trump", ">\n\nI'm living for the day tough guy DimSantis bends over for Dear Leader.", ">\n\nNow this is something I actually believe.", ">\n\n🎼 This is how it starrrts 🎶", ">\n\nI hope donald has a tape.", ">\n\nHe thinks he’s the godfather", ">\n\nDownvote every Trump story.", ">\n\nA statement that makes them both look terrible. GOOD", ">\n\nOoo the girls are fighting! Someone grab the popcorn!", ">\n\nDoes Trump have a fetish about crying men coming to him? The man is obsessed with crying men.", ">\n\nAnd we got a winner! Crying DeSantis!", ">\n\nAs a non-American I’m not entirely sure who DeSantis is, though I can see by the comments that he is not well liked. \nBut regardless of his politics, this feels like a weird thing to be arguing about in the news. So what if he did cry? Sometimes being passionate about something makes one cry. Maybe like some are suggesting it was faked. \nWhat’s important is, what does it tell other men when this is news and people are genuinely having this argument in the comments? Why are we still shaming people for feeling their feelings? Even people we don’t like?", ">\n\nWas that before or after the blowjob ?", ">\n\nHe needs to see what tears of laughter look like. He's probably telling Trump that he didn't need his approval to run for anything.", ">\n\nWhy do you have people attacking you from all angles, Ron? Might it be because you are an obnoxious asshole?", ">\n\nFight! Fight! Fight!", ">\n\nLol DeSadness", ">\n\nPeople can confirm this with tears in their eyes, the best people, bigly .\nCovfeve covfeve", ">\n\nDoes anyone believe him? And if not, why even report this? If Trump said the weather was sunny, I’d put on a raincoat before going out. I have no use for DeSantis, but Trump saying anything about anybody does not inform anyone in the least.", ">\n\nThe sexual tension between these two is palpable", ">\n\nAnd so the blood letting kicks into high gear.", ">\n\nLmao. This mother fucker.", ">\n\nThat would actually make Desantis in touch with his feelings and would therefore gain more approval. \nBut these are conservatives we are talking about so feelings/crying=liberal nonsense.", ">\n\nOh, how I hope they keep this up.\nI would love to see them eat themselves up from the inside.", ">\n\nHe probably had tears in his eyes from laughing so hard at trump.", ">\n\nThey both have the weirdest small hands.", ">\n\nI'm loving this childish battle between them", ">\n\nAll of these articles should just be titled “Liar lies again”", ">\n\nLet them fight!", ">\n\nOh, i thought it meant he stunk that bad… sorry….", ">\n\nInsert Shang Tzu \"it has begun\" gif here.", ">\n\nSip on those tears folks", ">\n\nAh, among these idiots, the ultimate shame. I'm sure Desantis is commiting harakiri as we speak.", ">\n\nits almost worth living through this shitty reality to see these morons try to eat each other", ">\n\nDid he please the 5th", ">\n\nEveryone cries in front of Trump. It’s the Eau d’Oignon cologne he wears to cover up his flop sweat stink.", ">\n\nWell yea he probably grabbed Ron by the pussy.", ">\n\nCry-bullies crying", ">\n\nI cried because of him.", ">\n\nLol. And it begins", ">\n\nI know, let's listen to the liar who lied so much a news organization had to make a database to keep track of all of them.", ">\n\nWeepy Ron", ">\n\nHow is this real life?", ">\n\nLol love Reddit" ]

[ "Sooo, this means trump cried in front of someone when seeking endorsement? Putin?", ">\n\nExactly.", ">\n\nWell, now we know exactly who has something over him.", ">\n\nWe do, but we used to, too.", ">\n\nThanks, Mitch.", ">\n\nDonnie DOES love escalators…", ">\n\nSorry for the convenience", ">\n\nI wonder how man times he called Trump \"sir?\"", ">\n\nThis is how it went word for word.\n“Please sir, endorse me sir. How can I be as smart and as good looking as you sir? Or sir, [starts sobbing] you are so wonderful “", ">\n\nDesantis weakly salutes Dear Leader", ">\n\nThe mandatory real-fake cry claim does have Kim-Jong Il vibes.", ">\n\nRed-on-red crime is my favorite kind of crime.", ">\n\nThis one is great hecause half of their base appeal is as tough guys, so telling the nation that one of them was sobbing like a baby in front of the other is a solid move. Now Deathanus has to decide whether to just accept it and be belittled, or start to fight back and fracture the party. 10/10 can’t wait for season finale.", ">\n\nHalf of these guys wouldn’t know the difference between a hatchet and an axe and wouldn’t be able to load and shoot an AR. \nRepublicans in federal government are almost all what they would consider effeminate suburbanites.", ">\n\nIn reality yes. But we know they don’t live there. To them an obese man who wears makeup and lifted shoes while avoiding war because his feet hurt is the epitome of manly.", ">\n\nI love your username. For some reason, that line cracked up my wife and me and we say it all the time.", ">\n\nIt’s so funny how many people get the reference! Workaholics def had its fans but it was never a mainstream smash so it’s crazy how many people recognize one throwaway line from the show!\nNow get in my grapevan pls", ">\n\nCatherine Zeta Jones, she dips beneath lasers, oh oh oh", ">\n\nShe has entrapped me, and Sean Connery! OH oh OH. OH oh OHhh^hh^h", ">\n\nWhen two pieces of shit get together, there will be a whole lot of stories coming out", ">\n\nThis embarrassing DeSantis campaign ad will be played repeatedly as a hit piece. That was some insane level of bootlicking lol. For one rare moment, I think Trump is speaking the truth. DeSantis absolutely cried in front of him and maybe even got on his knees for an endorsement", ">\n\nI had to go show this to my grandma. She screams about Trump and DeSantis til her voice cracks. She said she’s never wished on anyone’s demise before them. And McConnell. The rage in her 4’11”, 74 year old body is immense.", ">\n\nSounds like you've got one righteous grandma", ">\n\nShe marched her lil ass out in January in DC to march with us during Trump’s inauguration. It was actually my 18th birthday and afterwards we stopped and had Ethiopian for the first time. Her first time trying any African food and she still talks about how much she loves it. She sat with me at a tattoo appointment and afterwards we got pizza and ice cream. I love her. She’s an amazing woman.", ">\n\n\nand afterwards we stopped and had Ethiopian\n\nColumbus Circle? Fantastic places up there", ">\n\nWish I could remember. The place was packed. My grandmother and I sat on the end of the table with the vegetarian platter (since i was vegan) so she mostly ate the veg stuff. It was amazing. There’s a good place up in Tampa (Queen of Sheba) but nowhere near as good as this place was.", ">\n\nHe's probably lying but I wouldn't be surprised if its true. Have you ever seen DeSantis in a debate or outside of his hand-picked media reporters? He's so socially awkward and unstable and has the charisma of a garden slug.", ">\n\nTrue. I have noticed him moving his jaw from side to side in nearly every news conference when someone else is at the podium. Odd.", ">\n\nHe's got some kind of behavioral issue. He was never an appealing candidate, but he's surrounded himself and insulated himself with a core group of very politically savvy extremists that are the ones propelling him forward. He's not the political \"genius\" the media paints him out to be. His handlers are but he's an empty suit being controlled by puppeteers.", ">\n\nThat is actually slightly reassuring for someone not so in the know about him, like myself.", ">\n\nIt shouldn't be though. If you start looking in to his core group of advisors and backers these are some terrifying people.", ">\n\nIn so much as it shows his limitations.", ">\n\nTrue, he has many weaknesses. But they cover for them well.", ">\n\nTrump is desperate to make his opponents look effete to distract from his needing to have his hand held as we walked down a ramp or having to grasp a glass with two small hands or needing the power of the military to help him beat Covid.", ">\n\nCovfefe", ">\n\nHamburder flu", ">\n\nPerpetrated by the radical left gang member known as the “Hamburglar”", ">\n\nRobble robble", ">\n\nLots of self-proclaimed “alpha males” are wrestling with some cognitive dissonance today.", ">\n\nThey'll figure it out after praying to their favorite NFT of the day", ">\n\nDeSantis's response is going to be \"you know what makes me cry? CRT. Please clap.\"", ">\n\nIt was Jeb Bush that said “please clap.”", ">\n\nStandard playbook. Muddy the waters to make your opponent look “just as bad or worse” than you.", ">\n\nOr at least make up enough stories so that sane people with busy lives aren’t sure anymore. It’s what they’ve done for Zelenskyy, Thunberg, and Fauci.\nThat being said I wouldn’t be surprised if Desantis cried.", ">\n\nOn the one hand, Trump claims this any time he tells a story about anyone asking him for anything. \"He came to me with tears in his eyes.\" It's a bizarre piece of rhetoric he employs at every given opportunity. I think he thinks it makes him look magnanimous while simultaneously making the other person look weak. I have doubts that anyone has expressed any emotion in front of the man for less than $50,000 any time in the past 20 years.\nOn the other hand, DeSantis has no heart, can probably cry on command, and will crawl on his hands and knees across broken glass to jerk off a syphilitic stray dog into his own mouth if it means he gets what he wants.", ">\n\nNow thats an awful image!", ">\n\nThank you, I crafted it while taking a dump.", ">\n\nHope Georgia prosecutors doesn't forget the tweet where Trump admitted to interfering in the Florida election to make sure Desantis won.", ">\n\nAnd everybody clapped.", ">\n\nI dunno, I imagine a lot of people cry when they have to interact with him.", ">\n\nDesantis...\"I've seen the pee tape, and it is the most humiliation thing I've ever seen. Donald even got some in his mouth.\"", ">\n\nIt's just DJT pissing up into his own mouth on a bed the Obama's slept on at the Kremlin", ">\n\nTo be fair, getting a close up whiff of scrambled Sudafed and BigMac diaper blowouts tends to make one’s eyes run a bit.", ">\n\nDesantis is garbage. But this story likely isn't true. Trump claims people cry in front of him all the time. Many of those people aren't even real, they are just folks he made up in his head in the moment. \n\"This big guy, some say a former marine, a lot of people are saying it, really big, tough guy, and he came to me, tears in his eyes, and he said 'Mister Trump, you saved my life,' and it's true, I did save his life, I fought next to him in Afghanistan, that's what people are saying, and you know what? Maybe they're right, maybe I did kill 100 terrorists, because I know terrorists, some of them are my friends, and I say to terrorists, stop with that terror, and you know what? They stop. No one else knows terror and anti-terror like I do, just like that marine said.\"", ">\n\nRoflcopter", ">\n\nTrump knows whatever shit he says in the media will be reported like it was fact first and have to be proven false later", ">\n\n\n\"There were tears coming down from his eyes. He said: 'If you endorse me, I'll win,'\" said Trump.\n\nlmao trump couldnt come up with something better than this?", ">\n\nSeriously lol. It has a lot of \"and then everyone clapped\" energy.", ">\n\nWow who's gonna vote for Little Crybaby Ronnie?", ">\n\nWell as hard as it is to say it, I believe Trump this time. He just left out that they cried together, holding each other in a swampy embrace. Their Depends touching each other and their tentacles creep out and conjoin so they may exchange long protein strings.", ">\n\nTrump: [proceeds to unzip pantaloons]", ">\n\n\npantaloons\n\nrich people pants", ">\n\nNo, it’s crazypants. Right there in the name: pant-of-loons.", ">\n\nSuper convincing story, just trust him it's true. He's a business man! How else can he be so rich if not being totally honest? Btw the water pressure sucks in Florida, you have to flush multiple times. Terrible, terrible leader.", ">\n\n“He said ‘Sir…’”", ">\n\nLying liars lie.", ">\n\nBigly.", ">\n\nTrump says ~~Santos~~ DeSantis cried. ~~Santos~~ DeSantis will claim that he didn't. One of these serial liars would be telling the truth. That has never happened before so the universe might just explode out of sheer surprise.\nEdit: wrong idiot", ">\n\nSantos or DeSantis?", ">\n\nTrump is such a beacon of truth and integrity. Add irony here.", ">\n\nPoor Cry Baby DeSantis", ">\n\n‘Big, strong’ men can’t stop crying around President Trump. Just ask him.", ">\n\nTrump is unbelievable. After all these years he still sounds like a hurt 8 year old.", ">\n\nIt's times like this that having no history of telling any kind of truth really doesn't work in his favor, as much as I want to believe this.", ">\n\nLike everything else Trump has said, I’m sure this is 100% true.\nHe never lies, right?", ">\n\nTo try to make a rival look bad? He'd never do that.", ">\n\nWhile calling him sir. Yawn. We get it, Donald.", ">\n\nHe is a cringe factory and totally seems like type to cry for something when he really wants it, like a big baby.", ">\n\nLol. These people suck so bad.", ">\n\nCrying is okay, folks.\nTrump and DeSantis are shit people, but crying is okay.", ">\n\nProbably.... and Donald Trump poops himself and is a traitor.", ">\n\nFact: trump lies about everything. Fact: trump denigrates his opponents. As much as I want to believe this, it’s probably bull shit.", ">\n\nThey’re both liars, but somehow I believe this.", ">\n\nAnd then DJT shit his Depends.", ">\n\nWatching the republican party implode this election cycle is going to be schadenfreude like I’ve never experienced before.", ">\n\nEverything this piece of shit ever says is a lie. So I’m going to happily report that this is definitely more bullshit from this traitor’s mouth.\nThat being said, unfortunately his base will still eat this up. Because:\n-The Traitorous Piece of Shit said it so it must be true.\n-DeathSentence cried.\n-Crying is womanly.\n-DeathSentence is a woman.\n-MAGA MAGA MAGA\nSomewhere right now a group of Qdiots are saying some spaghetti style version of the exact talking points above.", ">\n\nTrump can piss in his pants because he wears absorbent diapers. It is probably a medical condition so he should not be ashamed.", ">\n\n\"He probably didn't even cry when he was a baby, and then he said..SIR!\"", ">\n\nStormy claims trump cried when she laughed at his mushroom dick", ">\n\nI had thought DeSantis was a SEAL, and therefore unlikely to be crying. I checked Wikipedia and found out the was a lawyer for the SEALs, so different. \nThen I read that he got a Bronze Star after his Iraq tour, but then I found out that the Bronze star is typically awarded as an upgrade from a MSM in combat zones. \nSo now I'm thinking that the crying story is totes believable.", ">\n\nSo…. By using logic we come to the conclusion that he made Trump cry, amiright? 😱", ">\n\nThis asshat is so fucking predictable.", ">\n\ndo you mean Desantis crying? Or Trump lying?", ">\n\nAnd called him sir", ">\n\nNext he'll call his wife ugly", ">\n\nOr say that she has secrets about where she worked.\nOr that his dad killed JFK.", ">\n\nNeither of these fascist deserve to be president.", ">\n\nletthemfight.gif", ">\n\nLet them fight. ding ding", ">\n\nLmao, let the feasting begin.", ">\n\nThis I will believe.", ">\n\nI also heard Trump claimed that anytime DeSantis had to open a jar that was too hard to open he came over to Trump's; in tears.", ">\n\nIt's scary how with the GOP's constant appeasement of the Orange Turd, I can actually see this happening. \nIs Trump lying? Most likely. But I can still see it happening.", ">\n\nAnd he's known for his consistent honesty, so I'm sure this happened.", ">\n\nTrump seems to always endorse people who cry in front of him, only to betray him later. Not a great judge of character if you ask me.", ">\n\nLet me guess, he called him 'Sir,' too. \nBuffoon.", ">\n\nHaha, this is where they've gotten to? \"Desantis is a booger-head and cried in front of me!\"", ">\n\nIt’s going to be fascinating to watch the Republican politicians try to take on trump knowing how deranged the base is. They went along with the insanity and even leaned into it like when Ronny D built a toy wall with his kid in the commercial. They must know it’s impossible to reason with these people. I can only imagine what it will look like when the Trump crazies set their sights on destroying DeSantis.", ">\n\nPlease run as an independent. Please.\nHe's the orange kryptonite to that void of charisma hack from Florida.", ">\n\nAs is with everything Donald says \nIt is more than likely Donald cried Infront of Ronald\nHaha Ronald and Donald", ">\n\nAnyone with \"nald\" needs to be blacklisted from politics.", ">\n\nAnyone with gop, conservative or Republicansl too", ">\n\nLet them eat each other, i for one am and will be enjoying the show", ">\n\nWatching two obese men get into a dick measuring contest is rather disturbing.", ">\n\nEspecially without an electron microscope.", ">\n\nKing Ron is too evil to cry. He has ZERO empathy or compassion. I bet he wouldn’t (or didn’t) cry over his own mother dying.", ">\n\nI didn't see any after the hurricanes or the apartment collapse.", ">\n\nDonald Trump can insult DeSantis on every level and watch Ronnie boy go back to kissing Trump's ass. Just like Ted Cruz. \nThe Republican collective lacks a spine since they clearly just accept incivility and childishness as virtues.", ">\n\nPointless article", ">\n\nI hope they both destroy each other. Our country needs a better leader than these two clowns", ">\n\nBegun, the douche wars have.", ">\n\nDude this is fucking hilarious. Let the GOP burn baby burn", ">\n\n\"It was incredible. I was having lunch at Mar-A-Lago and DeSantis walks up to me with tears in his eyes. And he said. You know what he said? He said 'Mister Trump, you're amazing. Everything a man could be. If you endorse me, I'll win. I'll give you anything you want.' And you know what I said? I said 'No way Jose. I'm the big cheese.' And you know what he did? He ran away crying in his little white boots. So sad. So sad.\"", ">\n\nBelievable until he said “Mr trump”.\nIt’s always “Sir” or “Mr President” when the Cheeto relays his big strong man with tears in his eyes stories.", ">\n\nCan you imagine what Republicans are going to release against Trump when he dies and it’s safe to talk?", ">\n\nThis battle between these two would be fucking hilarious if they didn’t have a serious chance of winning.", ">\n\nWho cares what he says. Hey media, just ignore him and report when he's convicted pretty please.", ">\n\nAs weak as Trump is right now, he knows how to put the hurt on competing right-wing grifters.", ">\n\nTrump wasn't kidding when he said he hasn't changed since he was in first grade. This is the kind of thing a bully tries to tell other kids to make the picked on kid in class look bad. Except the picked on kid deserves it this time so it's hard to feel bad for any of them.", ">\n\nSure, Don. We all 100% believe that's something that happened. Thanks for the update.", ">\n\nGotta hand it to him, Trump really knows how to play to the absolute basest and lowest common denominator of humanity.", ">\n\nMAGA is completely Middle School bullshit.", ">\n\nIs trump lying?\nOr is the torture guy a cry baby?", ">\n\nSmells like 2016 again", ">\n\nHe claims everyone cries when they beg him for something. Could it be they’re just tearing up over the noxious stench emanating from his depends?", ">\n\nBoth r whinny little b!tches", ">\n\nOh I’m sure Trump has leaked a tear or two during a ketchup-smearing tantrum.", ">\n\nThe smell from Trump’s diaper was really bad at the time.", ">\n\nWhen Donny starts losing in the primary and he turns his violent goons on his opponents, that's gonna be a good time. No wonder they all want to see him in jail or dead before the time comes.", ">\n\nThis one actually tracks as being true. DeSantis is a whiner in press conferences I can only imagine what crocodile tears he pulls out while trying to gain power.", ">\n\nNext he is going to say DeSantis sucked his dick and swallowed.", ">\n\nLmao we're in for a wild ride, folks!", ">\n\nI’m sure they both cried together holding each other’s bellies", ">\n\nHonestly I doubt it happened at all, the man spews bullshit nonstop but he's now made one of his most dangerous political rivals look weak. Honestly, Ron was most likely the next to the throne of the republican party. \nRonny needs to come out swinging to appeal to the base cos the base will belief anything that liar will say. \nSo is it a republican party or a maga party is gonna be the question", ">\n\nHe came to me with tears in his eyes and said “sir”", ">\n\nLol this is gonna be good 🍿", ">\n\nI’m thrilled both are running for president. I hope they both keep going. Split the vote!!", ">\n\nRon gave Don head guaranteed", ">\n\nNot sure which of these guys is a bigger idiot", ">\n\nThe one time I want Trump to not be lying…", ">\n\nI cant wait for this lame party of GOP incel s to continue to lose, they are all absolute fucking idiots who have nothing to offer except wining and being so passive and lame and sad sack loser fucking idiots, the worst shit for America, just fucking cry baby losers. Barf.", ">\n\n“Oh sir, sir, please endorse me sir…”", ">\n\nAh, so trmp cried in front of someone when he needed their support. putin? I bet it was putin.", ">\n\nCome on, his knees were starting to hurt!", ">\n\nBut did he “beg like a dog”? The Trumpees love the most crass belittlements. Crying isn’t humiliating enough.", ">\n\n\nTrump Claims DeSantis Cried in Front of Him While Seeking Endorsement\n\nFor once I believe him", ">\n\nThey're both dicks and deserve each other.", ">\n\nBecause crying, as a sign of empathy and emotions, is a crippling wound in the mind of Donald Trump.", ">\n\nUsually, everything that comes out of Trump's mouth is bullshit, but it would not surprise me one bit if it was true.", ">\n\nYea, straight up lie.", ">\n\nCrying is not a weakness. Having said that, both of these guys can get fucked.", ">\n\nIs this even newsworthy? Who cares.", ">\n\nDid we learn nothing from vintage commercials? You gotta save Kodak moments like this to enjoy and share with others on a later date", ">\n\nWhy wouldn’t we believe you Mr Trump, oh that’s right you lie and you hate DeSantis.", ">\n\n\nBig man, strong man, comes up to me - tears in his eyes - he says \"Sir...\"\n\n-", ">\n\nWell, I gotta say, I absolutely believe him . . . and I REALLY bet it looked just like John Turturro begging for his life in Miller's Crossing. \"I'm just a grifter, Trumpy! I'm a nobody!\"", ">\n\nOh man, this is going to get real entertaining if DeSantis starts swinging back. I hope he does, and doe snot just roll over thinking \"it's fine, I'll run in 2028\".\nHe must be aware that, if Trump somehow won in 2024, the country would once again go blue after 4 more years of Trump. The last time he won is poisoned the next 3 elections for republicans. So, DeSantis would have a much worse chance of winning if he waited until 2028. Especially after Trump inevitably attempts to change the rules to allow him to run for a 3rd term.\nThe Conservative subreddit was pretty much ready to ditch Trump after the midterms. They've cooled a bit on that now, and are not paying much attention to these little jabs. But seeing them tear themselves in half when the gloves come off between Trump and DeSantis would really be some quality entertainment.", ">\n\nWhatever you think about his popularity with the broader electorate I wouldn't want to see Trump win even the Republican nomination. If he gets his hands on the levers of power and he knows that constitutionally he is ineligible for another term then he will do everything and anything to retain his grip on power. His last term ended with rednecks shitting in the halls of Congress. Let's not flirt with the idea that letting him win the nomination is good for Democrats. That's some 2016 thinking", ">\n\nWhatever. According to Trump everybody who comes up to talk to him as tears in their eyes. I imagine they're just crying cuz they're too close to God damn Donald Trump.", ">\n\nTrump tells the truth for once.", ">\n\nWho cares? I’m so over this type of stuff…we need to debate policies, attack bad policies…move on from the useless insults.", ">\n\nWe need pics", ">\n\nI doubt this is true but I love that he's using this nonsense on someone who deserves it for once.", ">\n\nDeSantis \"I cry everytime I'm in close proximity to freshly cut onions\" 🤣😙", ">\n\nI'm gonna go ahead and assume this is true, just like I'm gonna go ahead and assume it means trump cried in front of the actual billionaires in control of the GOP when he sought their endorsement.", ">\n\nCan we stop talking about trump for the ever loving fucking love of god. We’re gonna wake up to, “trump doesn’t understand oat milk.” Like fuck off. But it’s hard to stop talking about a guy who sells papers right", ">\n\nTo be fair, if I was stuck in a room with Trump I'd probably cry too.", ">\n\nThis won’t matter to the right. They don’t care. This masculinity “gotcha” will totally miss them. The only way this will ever matter is if they want to leverage against DeSantis later. As long as he is really delivering for the fascists and white supremacists, nothing will matter.", ">\n\nI'm cool with trump's lies sabotaging the republican party.", ">\n\nPeople who give a shit about stuff like this are watching politics like it’s a TV show or sporting event. \nSad.", ">\n\nWow.....when two serial liars tell a story, which one do you believe?!", ">\n\nDesantis vs Trump in primaries is going to be the most ridiculously absurd schoolyard insult fight ever.", ">\n\nTrump lies as easily as he breathes. At this point I’d be way more surprised to hear he told the truth about something", ">\n\nMore of this, please. Rot from within. MORE MORE MORE!", ">\n\nYes. I’m certain this actually happened.", ">\n\nThis one gonna get nasty", ">\n\nHaha it’s going to be fun watching these dogs pee all over eachother", ">\n\nJust another absurd claim that can’t be proven one way or the other. Not that DeSatan isn’t a monstrous liar himself.", ">\n\nI believe it", ">\n\nSo with his track record of projection...\nWhat do you think the over under on trump crying videos existing are?", ">\n\nDeSantis cry? A physical impossibility!", ">\n\nI don't doubt it. He'll do anything to get power.", ">\n\nBig strong man, tears in his eyes.", ">\n\nAs I watch as our democratic republic swirls down the toilet, my only solace is watching these two psychopaths (Trump & DeSantis) go at each other's throats for the Presidency.", ">\n\nI didn't even know DeSantis was a trucker.", ">\n\nHe means his money shot in DeSantis face got him in the eyes, causing them to water. 💦", ">\n\nIt was probably the smell", ">\n\nI choose to believe this, because it’s hilarious to picture.", ">\n\nare they really wearing the exact same outfit lmao", ">\n\nI honestly kind of believe this.", ">\n\nTrump, if you have any kind of solid evidence on these claims, you better start producing them for the press because DeSantis is kicking your ass.", ">\n\nSo what? The two of you are cut from the same dicktater cloth.", ">\n\nLet em fight!", ">\n\nVideo/pics or stfu trumpie!", ">\n\nDon't get me wrong, I dislike DeSantis just as much, but only the orange blob would make fun of someone showing feelings and use it to win internet points.", ">\n\nMust have been the smell", ">\n\nHe just couldn’t keep that card in his pocket. The premature trump played himself.", ">\n\nCan’t out bitchboy this bitchboy", ">\n\nJust this once, I’m going to assume Donald Trump is telling the truth, because fuck Ron DeSantis.", ">\n\nThe thing is, who cares if he cried? I do not like RD (lived in Florida 5 years, moved to another state in 2021, mostly because of what Florida is turning into), but even if he did cry, so what? Trump’s gender lines are so dumb and archaic: crying mad bad.", ">\n\nit doesn't matter.\nif desantis cried desantis fans will say he's human. if joe biden cried desantis fans will say he's weak.", ">\n\nDid he call him “sir” too while crying?", ">\n\nIt brings me great joy that these meatheads are eating each other alive.\nGreat, great joy.", ">\n\nDid Deathanus take it with, or without KY?", ">\n\nYes! Let’s the flames begin!", ">\n\nI CANNOT wait for the primary debates.", ">\n\nStrong guy. Never cried before in his life. Came to me with tears in his eyes asking for my endorsement. What a guy. So disloyal now.", ">\n\nI hate both of them but DeSantis isn't a scared little child. This is a guy who played college baseball - he was a stud. The last person he'd ever cry in front of is Trump that's for sure.", ">\n\nPlaying college baseball has absolutely nothing to do with this lmao.", ">\n\nIt does, it shows he's not a wimp. I hate the fucker with a passion but don't believe he cried in front of Trump. If you played baseball or football in college you'd understand (but clearly you didn't.)", ">\n\nSo when do we get the small penis insults from Trump?", ">\n\nThis is so stupid. There's no evidence but it's still gonna start yet another stage of those twos pissing match and it's hilarious", ">\n\n\"....and then Ron felt trump's massive biceps and begged him to become his personal trainer. Then Ron begged trump to teach him how to cook, make love, and buy property.\"", ">\n\nDid daddy Rump make Ronnie cry", ">\n\nThe best part? This stuff works. I don't know whether I should be impressed by Trump or sad for his supporters. A little of both, I guess.", ">\n\nLol, shit getting real.", ">\n\nTrump trying to appeal to those personality types who buy into egocentric masculinity that doesn’t include boys crying. The same kind of dudes who have to carry firearms to feel safe in society. “Tough on the outside…., repressed, depressed and angry on the inside.”", ">\n\nSomehow I believe Trump on this one.", ">\n\nRon's got 24 hours to get in the booth and buck back with a diss track", ">\n\nThe tiny hands club", ">\n\nThat Desantis wall building video with his kids is the SIMPIEST thing ive ever seen, not only by a politician, but a man. \nTalk about a little germ\nI Believe this....", ">\n\nRepublicans hate any sign of weakness", ">\n\nThis is a story about a liar lying about a liar!", ">\n\nIt's like that empire strikes back seen between Vader and the Emperor. Except two fools 🤣 Space Balls 2 here we come.", ">\n\nThis is the ultimate conservative insult. No \"real man\" would cry, let alone in front of another \"real man\".", ">\n\nKen Watanabi: “Let them fight”", ">\n\nDeSantis is a scammer, they were probably crocodile tears just to manipulate Trump", ">\n\nI'm living for the day tough guy DimSantis bends over for Dear Leader.", ">\n\nNow this is something I actually believe.", ">\n\n🎼 This is how it starrrts 🎶", ">\n\nI hope donald has a tape.", ">\n\nHe thinks he’s the godfather", ">\n\nDownvote every Trump story.", ">\n\nA statement that makes them both look terrible. GOOD", ">\n\nOoo the girls are fighting! Someone grab the popcorn!", ">\n\nDoes Trump have a fetish about crying men coming to him? The man is obsessed with crying men.", ">\n\nAnd we got a winner! Crying DeSantis!", ">\n\nAs a non-American I’m not entirely sure who DeSantis is, though I can see by the comments that he is not well liked. \nBut regardless of his politics, this feels like a weird thing to be arguing about in the news. So what if he did cry? Sometimes being passionate about something makes one cry. Maybe like some are suggesting it was faked. \nWhat’s important is, what does it tell other men when this is news and people are genuinely having this argument in the comments? Why are we still shaming people for feeling their feelings? Even people we don’t like?", ">\n\nWas that before or after the blowjob ?", ">\n\nHe needs to see what tears of laughter look like. He's probably telling Trump that he didn't need his approval to run for anything.", ">\n\nWhy do you have people attacking you from all angles, Ron? Might it be because you are an obnoxious asshole?", ">\n\nFight! Fight! Fight!", ">\n\nLol DeSadness", ">\n\nPeople can confirm this with tears in their eyes, the best people, bigly .\nCovfeve covfeve", ">\n\nDoes anyone believe him? And if not, why even report this? If Trump said the weather was sunny, I’d put on a raincoat before going out. I have no use for DeSantis, but Trump saying anything about anybody does not inform anyone in the least.", ">\n\nThe sexual tension between these two is palpable", ">\n\nAnd so the blood letting kicks into high gear.", ">\n\nLmao. This mother fucker.", ">\n\nThat would actually make Desantis in touch with his feelings and would therefore gain more approval. \nBut these are conservatives we are talking about so feelings/crying=liberal nonsense.", ">\n\nOh, how I hope they keep this up.\nI would love to see them eat themselves up from the inside.", ">\n\nHe probably had tears in his eyes from laughing so hard at trump.", ">\n\nThey both have the weirdest small hands.", ">\n\nI'm loving this childish battle between them", ">\n\nAll of these articles should just be titled “Liar lies again”", ">\n\nLet them fight!", ">\n\nOh, i thought it meant he stunk that bad… sorry….", ">\n\nInsert Shang Tzu \"it has begun\" gif here.", ">\n\nSip on those tears folks", ">\n\nAh, among these idiots, the ultimate shame. I'm sure Desantis is commiting harakiri as we speak.", ">\n\nits almost worth living through this shitty reality to see these morons try to eat each other", ">\n\nDid he please the 5th", ">\n\nEveryone cries in front of Trump. It’s the Eau d’Oignon cologne he wears to cover up his flop sweat stink.", ">\n\nWell yea he probably grabbed Ron by the pussy.", ">\n\nCry-bullies crying", ">\n\nI cried because of him.", ">\n\nLol. And it begins", ">\n\nI know, let's listen to the liar who lied so much a news organization had to make a database to keep track of all of them.", ">\n\nWeepy Ron", ">\n\nHow is this real life?", ">\n\nLol love Reddit", ">\n\nTrump's a lying sack of shit so this probably didn't happen but... It's fun to see them going after each other.\nI just hope neither one wins. At this point, their policies are just angry responses to perceived slights. Tax free gas stoves and the like. It's not about governance, it's just mindless vindictiveness, owning the libs, etc." ]

[ "Sooo, this means trump cried in front of someone when seeking endorsement? Putin?", ">\n\nExactly.", ">\n\nWell, now we know exactly who has something over him.", ">\n\nWe do, but we used to, too.", ">\n\nThanks, Mitch.", ">\n\nDonnie DOES love escalators…", ">\n\nSorry for the convenience", ">\n\nI wonder how man times he called Trump \"sir?\"", ">\n\nThis is how it went word for word.\n“Please sir, endorse me sir. How can I be as smart and as good looking as you sir? Or sir, [starts sobbing] you are so wonderful “", ">\n\nDesantis weakly salutes Dear Leader", ">\n\nThe mandatory real-fake cry claim does have Kim-Jong Il vibes.", ">\n\nRed-on-red crime is my favorite kind of crime.", ">\n\nThis one is great hecause half of their base appeal is as tough guys, so telling the nation that one of them was sobbing like a baby in front of the other is a solid move. Now Deathanus has to decide whether to just accept it and be belittled, or start to fight back and fracture the party. 10/10 can’t wait for season finale.", ">\n\nHalf of these guys wouldn’t know the difference between a hatchet and an axe and wouldn’t be able to load and shoot an AR. \nRepublicans in federal government are almost all what they would consider effeminate suburbanites.", ">\n\nIn reality yes. But we know they don’t live there. To them an obese man who wears makeup and lifted shoes while avoiding war because his feet hurt is the epitome of manly.", ">\n\nI love your username. For some reason, that line cracked up my wife and me and we say it all the time.", ">\n\nIt’s so funny how many people get the reference! Workaholics def had its fans but it was never a mainstream smash so it’s crazy how many people recognize one throwaway line from the show!\nNow get in my grapevan pls", ">\n\nCatherine Zeta Jones, she dips beneath lasers, oh oh oh", ">\n\nShe has entrapped me, and Sean Connery! OH oh OH. OH oh OHhh^hh^h", ">\n\nWhen two pieces of shit get together, there will be a whole lot of stories coming out", ">\n\nThis embarrassing DeSantis campaign ad will be played repeatedly as a hit piece. That was some insane level of bootlicking lol. For one rare moment, I think Trump is speaking the truth. DeSantis absolutely cried in front of him and maybe even got on his knees for an endorsement", ">\n\nI had to go show this to my grandma. She screams about Trump and DeSantis til her voice cracks. She said she’s never wished on anyone’s demise before them. And McConnell. The rage in her 4’11”, 74 year old body is immense.", ">\n\nSounds like you've got one righteous grandma", ">\n\nShe marched her lil ass out in January in DC to march with us during Trump’s inauguration. It was actually my 18th birthday and afterwards we stopped and had Ethiopian for the first time. Her first time trying any African food and she still talks about how much she loves it. She sat with me at a tattoo appointment and afterwards we got pizza and ice cream. I love her. She’s an amazing woman.", ">\n\n\nand afterwards we stopped and had Ethiopian\n\nColumbus Circle? Fantastic places up there", ">\n\nWish I could remember. The place was packed. My grandmother and I sat on the end of the table with the vegetarian platter (since i was vegan) so she mostly ate the veg stuff. It was amazing. There’s a good place up in Tampa (Queen of Sheba) but nowhere near as good as this place was.", ">\n\nHe's probably lying but I wouldn't be surprised if its true. Have you ever seen DeSantis in a debate or outside of his hand-picked media reporters? He's so socially awkward and unstable and has the charisma of a garden slug.", ">\n\nTrue. I have noticed him moving his jaw from side to side in nearly every news conference when someone else is at the podium. Odd.", ">\n\nHe's got some kind of behavioral issue. He was never an appealing candidate, but he's surrounded himself and insulated himself with a core group of very politically savvy extremists that are the ones propelling him forward. He's not the political \"genius\" the media paints him out to be. His handlers are but he's an empty suit being controlled by puppeteers.", ">\n\nThat is actually slightly reassuring for someone not so in the know about him, like myself.", ">\n\nIt shouldn't be though. If you start looking in to his core group of advisors and backers these are some terrifying people.", ">\n\nIn so much as it shows his limitations.", ">\n\nTrue, he has many weaknesses. But they cover for them well.", ">\n\nTrump is desperate to make his opponents look effete to distract from his needing to have his hand held as we walked down a ramp or having to grasp a glass with two small hands or needing the power of the military to help him beat Covid.", ">\n\nCovfefe", ">\n\nHamburder flu", ">\n\nPerpetrated by the radical left gang member known as the “Hamburglar”", ">\n\nRobble robble", ">\n\nLots of self-proclaimed “alpha males” are wrestling with some cognitive dissonance today.", ">\n\nThey'll figure it out after praying to their favorite NFT of the day", ">\n\nDeSantis's response is going to be \"you know what makes me cry? CRT. Please clap.\"", ">\n\nIt was Jeb Bush that said “please clap.”", ">\n\nStandard playbook. Muddy the waters to make your opponent look “just as bad or worse” than you.", ">\n\nOr at least make up enough stories so that sane people with busy lives aren’t sure anymore. It’s what they’ve done for Zelenskyy, Thunberg, and Fauci.\nThat being said I wouldn’t be surprised if Desantis cried.", ">\n\nOn the one hand, Trump claims this any time he tells a story about anyone asking him for anything. \"He came to me with tears in his eyes.\" It's a bizarre piece of rhetoric he employs at every given opportunity. I think he thinks it makes him look magnanimous while simultaneously making the other person look weak. I have doubts that anyone has expressed any emotion in front of the man for less than $50,000 any time in the past 20 years.\nOn the other hand, DeSantis has no heart, can probably cry on command, and will crawl on his hands and knees across broken glass to jerk off a syphilitic stray dog into his own mouth if it means he gets what he wants.", ">\n\nNow thats an awful image!", ">\n\nThank you, I crafted it while taking a dump.", ">\n\nHope Georgia prosecutors doesn't forget the tweet where Trump admitted to interfering in the Florida election to make sure Desantis won.", ">\n\nAnd everybody clapped.", ">\n\nI dunno, I imagine a lot of people cry when they have to interact with him.", ">\n\nDesantis...\"I've seen the pee tape, and it is the most humiliation thing I've ever seen. Donald even got some in his mouth.\"", ">\n\nIt's just DJT pissing up into his own mouth on a bed the Obama's slept on at the Kremlin", ">\n\nTo be fair, getting a close up whiff of scrambled Sudafed and BigMac diaper blowouts tends to make one’s eyes run a bit.", ">\n\nDesantis is garbage. But this story likely isn't true. Trump claims people cry in front of him all the time. Many of those people aren't even real, they are just folks he made up in his head in the moment. \n\"This big guy, some say a former marine, a lot of people are saying it, really big, tough guy, and he came to me, tears in his eyes, and he said 'Mister Trump, you saved my life,' and it's true, I did save his life, I fought next to him in Afghanistan, that's what people are saying, and you know what? Maybe they're right, maybe I did kill 100 terrorists, because I know terrorists, some of them are my friends, and I say to terrorists, stop with that terror, and you know what? They stop. No one else knows terror and anti-terror like I do, just like that marine said.\"", ">\n\nRoflcopter", ">\n\nTrump knows whatever shit he says in the media will be reported like it was fact first and have to be proven false later", ">\n\n\n\"There were tears coming down from his eyes. He said: 'If you endorse me, I'll win,'\" said Trump.\n\nlmao trump couldnt come up with something better than this?", ">\n\nSeriously lol. It has a lot of \"and then everyone clapped\" energy.", ">\n\nWow who's gonna vote for Little Crybaby Ronnie?", ">\n\nWell as hard as it is to say it, I believe Trump this time. He just left out that they cried together, holding each other in a swampy embrace. Their Depends touching each other and their tentacles creep out and conjoin so they may exchange long protein strings.", ">\n\nTrump: [proceeds to unzip pantaloons]", ">\n\n\npantaloons\n\nrich people pants", ">\n\nNo, it’s crazypants. Right there in the name: pant-of-loons.", ">\n\nSuper convincing story, just trust him it's true. He's a business man! How else can he be so rich if not being totally honest? Btw the water pressure sucks in Florida, you have to flush multiple times. Terrible, terrible leader.", ">\n\n“He said ‘Sir…’”", ">\n\nLying liars lie.", ">\n\nBigly.", ">\n\nTrump says ~~Santos~~ DeSantis cried. ~~Santos~~ DeSantis will claim that he didn't. One of these serial liars would be telling the truth. That has never happened before so the universe might just explode out of sheer surprise.\nEdit: wrong idiot", ">\n\nSantos or DeSantis?", ">\n\nTrump is such a beacon of truth and integrity. Add irony here.", ">\n\nPoor Cry Baby DeSantis", ">\n\n‘Big, strong’ men can’t stop crying around President Trump. Just ask him.", ">\n\nTrump is unbelievable. After all these years he still sounds like a hurt 8 year old.", ">\n\nIt's times like this that having no history of telling any kind of truth really doesn't work in his favor, as much as I want to believe this.", ">\n\nLike everything else Trump has said, I’m sure this is 100% true.\nHe never lies, right?", ">\n\nTo try to make a rival look bad? He'd never do that.", ">\n\nWhile calling him sir. Yawn. We get it, Donald.", ">\n\nHe is a cringe factory and totally seems like type to cry for something when he really wants it, like a big baby.", ">\n\nLol. These people suck so bad.", ">\n\nCrying is okay, folks.\nTrump and DeSantis are shit people, but crying is okay.", ">\n\nProbably.... and Donald Trump poops himself and is a traitor.", ">\n\nFact: trump lies about everything. Fact: trump denigrates his opponents. As much as I want to believe this, it’s probably bull shit.", ">\n\nThey’re both liars, but somehow I believe this.", ">\n\nAnd then DJT shit his Depends.", ">\n\nWatching the republican party implode this election cycle is going to be schadenfreude like I’ve never experienced before.", ">\n\nEverything this piece of shit ever says is a lie. So I’m going to happily report that this is definitely more bullshit from this traitor’s mouth.\nThat being said, unfortunately his base will still eat this up. Because:\n-The Traitorous Piece of Shit said it so it must be true.\n-DeathSentence cried.\n-Crying is womanly.\n-DeathSentence is a woman.\n-MAGA MAGA MAGA\nSomewhere right now a group of Qdiots are saying some spaghetti style version of the exact talking points above.", ">\n\nTrump can piss in his pants because he wears absorbent diapers. It is probably a medical condition so he should not be ashamed.", ">\n\n\"He probably didn't even cry when he was a baby, and then he said..SIR!\"", ">\n\nStormy claims trump cried when she laughed at his mushroom dick", ">\n\nI had thought DeSantis was a SEAL, and therefore unlikely to be crying. I checked Wikipedia and found out the was a lawyer for the SEALs, so different. \nThen I read that he got a Bronze Star after his Iraq tour, but then I found out that the Bronze star is typically awarded as an upgrade from a MSM in combat zones. \nSo now I'm thinking that the crying story is totes believable.", ">\n\nSo…. By using logic we come to the conclusion that he made Trump cry, amiright? 😱", ">\n\nThis asshat is so fucking predictable.", ">\n\ndo you mean Desantis crying? Or Trump lying?", ">\n\nAnd called him sir", ">\n\nNext he'll call his wife ugly", ">\n\nOr say that she has secrets about where she worked.\nOr that his dad killed JFK.", ">\n\nNeither of these fascist deserve to be president.", ">\n\nletthemfight.gif", ">\n\nLet them fight. ding ding", ">\n\nLmao, let the feasting begin.", ">\n\nThis I will believe.", ">\n\nI also heard Trump claimed that anytime DeSantis had to open a jar that was too hard to open he came over to Trump's; in tears.", ">\n\nIt's scary how with the GOP's constant appeasement of the Orange Turd, I can actually see this happening. \nIs Trump lying? Most likely. But I can still see it happening.", ">\n\nAnd he's known for his consistent honesty, so I'm sure this happened.", ">\n\nTrump seems to always endorse people who cry in front of him, only to betray him later. Not a great judge of character if you ask me.", ">\n\nLet me guess, he called him 'Sir,' too. \nBuffoon.", ">\n\nHaha, this is where they've gotten to? \"Desantis is a booger-head and cried in front of me!\"", ">\n\nIt’s going to be fascinating to watch the Republican politicians try to take on trump knowing how deranged the base is. They went along with the insanity and even leaned into it like when Ronny D built a toy wall with his kid in the commercial. They must know it’s impossible to reason with these people. I can only imagine what it will look like when the Trump crazies set their sights on destroying DeSantis.", ">\n\nPlease run as an independent. Please.\nHe's the orange kryptonite to that void of charisma hack from Florida.", ">\n\nAs is with everything Donald says \nIt is more than likely Donald cried Infront of Ronald\nHaha Ronald and Donald", ">\n\nAnyone with \"nald\" needs to be blacklisted from politics.", ">\n\nAnyone with gop, conservative or Republicansl too", ">\n\nLet them eat each other, i for one am and will be enjoying the show", ">\n\nWatching two obese men get into a dick measuring contest is rather disturbing.", ">\n\nEspecially without an electron microscope.", ">\n\nKing Ron is too evil to cry. He has ZERO empathy or compassion. I bet he wouldn’t (or didn’t) cry over his own mother dying.", ">\n\nI didn't see any after the hurricanes or the apartment collapse.", ">\n\nDonald Trump can insult DeSantis on every level and watch Ronnie boy go back to kissing Trump's ass. Just like Ted Cruz. \nThe Republican collective lacks a spine since they clearly just accept incivility and childishness as virtues.", ">\n\nPointless article", ">\n\nI hope they both destroy each other. Our country needs a better leader than these two clowns", ">\n\nBegun, the douche wars have.", ">\n\nDude this is fucking hilarious. Let the GOP burn baby burn", ">\n\n\"It was incredible. I was having lunch at Mar-A-Lago and DeSantis walks up to me with tears in his eyes. And he said. You know what he said? He said 'Mister Trump, you're amazing. Everything a man could be. If you endorse me, I'll win. I'll give you anything you want.' And you know what I said? I said 'No way Jose. I'm the big cheese.' And you know what he did? He ran away crying in his little white boots. So sad. So sad.\"", ">\n\nBelievable until he said “Mr trump”.\nIt’s always “Sir” or “Mr President” when the Cheeto relays his big strong man with tears in his eyes stories.", ">\n\nCan you imagine what Republicans are going to release against Trump when he dies and it’s safe to talk?", ">\n\nThis battle between these two would be fucking hilarious if they didn’t have a serious chance of winning.", ">\n\nWho cares what he says. Hey media, just ignore him and report when he's convicted pretty please.", ">\n\nAs weak as Trump is right now, he knows how to put the hurt on competing right-wing grifters.", ">\n\nTrump wasn't kidding when he said he hasn't changed since he was in first grade. This is the kind of thing a bully tries to tell other kids to make the picked on kid in class look bad. Except the picked on kid deserves it this time so it's hard to feel bad for any of them.", ">\n\nSure, Don. We all 100% believe that's something that happened. Thanks for the update.", ">\n\nGotta hand it to him, Trump really knows how to play to the absolute basest and lowest common denominator of humanity.", ">\n\nMAGA is completely Middle School bullshit.", ">\n\nIs trump lying?\nOr is the torture guy a cry baby?", ">\n\nSmells like 2016 again", ">\n\nHe claims everyone cries when they beg him for something. Could it be they’re just tearing up over the noxious stench emanating from his depends?", ">\n\nBoth r whinny little b!tches", ">\n\nOh I’m sure Trump has leaked a tear or two during a ketchup-smearing tantrum.", ">\n\nThe smell from Trump’s diaper was really bad at the time.", ">\n\nWhen Donny starts losing in the primary and he turns his violent goons on his opponents, that's gonna be a good time. No wonder they all want to see him in jail or dead before the time comes.", ">\n\nThis one actually tracks as being true. DeSantis is a whiner in press conferences I can only imagine what crocodile tears he pulls out while trying to gain power.", ">\n\nNext he is going to say DeSantis sucked his dick and swallowed.", ">\n\nLmao we're in for a wild ride, folks!", ">\n\nI’m sure they both cried together holding each other’s bellies", ">\n\nHonestly I doubt it happened at all, the man spews bullshit nonstop but he's now made one of his most dangerous political rivals look weak. Honestly, Ron was most likely the next to the throne of the republican party. \nRonny needs to come out swinging to appeal to the base cos the base will belief anything that liar will say. \nSo is it a republican party or a maga party is gonna be the question", ">\n\nHe came to me with tears in his eyes and said “sir”", ">\n\nLol this is gonna be good 🍿", ">\n\nI’m thrilled both are running for president. I hope they both keep going. Split the vote!!", ">\n\nRon gave Don head guaranteed", ">\n\nNot sure which of these guys is a bigger idiot", ">\n\nThe one time I want Trump to not be lying…", ">\n\nI cant wait for this lame party of GOP incel s to continue to lose, they are all absolute fucking idiots who have nothing to offer except wining and being so passive and lame and sad sack loser fucking idiots, the worst shit for America, just fucking cry baby losers. Barf.", ">\n\n“Oh sir, sir, please endorse me sir…”", ">\n\nAh, so trmp cried in front of someone when he needed their support. putin? I bet it was putin.", ">\n\nCome on, his knees were starting to hurt!", ">\n\nBut did he “beg like a dog”? The Trumpees love the most crass belittlements. Crying isn’t humiliating enough.", ">\n\n\nTrump Claims DeSantis Cried in Front of Him While Seeking Endorsement\n\nFor once I believe him", ">\n\nThey're both dicks and deserve each other.", ">\n\nBecause crying, as a sign of empathy and emotions, is a crippling wound in the mind of Donald Trump.", ">\n\nUsually, everything that comes out of Trump's mouth is bullshit, but it would not surprise me one bit if it was true.", ">\n\nYea, straight up lie.", ">\n\nCrying is not a weakness. Having said that, both of these guys can get fucked.", ">\n\nIs this even newsworthy? Who cares.", ">\n\nDid we learn nothing from vintage commercials? You gotta save Kodak moments like this to enjoy and share with others on a later date", ">\n\nWhy wouldn’t we believe you Mr Trump, oh that’s right you lie and you hate DeSantis.", ">\n\n\nBig man, strong man, comes up to me - tears in his eyes - he says \"Sir...\"\n\n-", ">\n\nWell, I gotta say, I absolutely believe him . . . and I REALLY bet it looked just like John Turturro begging for his life in Miller's Crossing. \"I'm just a grifter, Trumpy! I'm a nobody!\"", ">\n\nOh man, this is going to get real entertaining if DeSantis starts swinging back. I hope he does, and doe snot just roll over thinking \"it's fine, I'll run in 2028\".\nHe must be aware that, if Trump somehow won in 2024, the country would once again go blue after 4 more years of Trump. The last time he won is poisoned the next 3 elections for republicans. So, DeSantis would have a much worse chance of winning if he waited until 2028. Especially after Trump inevitably attempts to change the rules to allow him to run for a 3rd term.\nThe Conservative subreddit was pretty much ready to ditch Trump after the midterms. They've cooled a bit on that now, and are not paying much attention to these little jabs. But seeing them tear themselves in half when the gloves come off between Trump and DeSantis would really be some quality entertainment.", ">\n\nWhatever you think about his popularity with the broader electorate I wouldn't want to see Trump win even the Republican nomination. If he gets his hands on the levers of power and he knows that constitutionally he is ineligible for another term then he will do everything and anything to retain his grip on power. His last term ended with rednecks shitting in the halls of Congress. Let's not flirt with the idea that letting him win the nomination is good for Democrats. That's some 2016 thinking", ">\n\nWhatever. According to Trump everybody who comes up to talk to him as tears in their eyes. I imagine they're just crying cuz they're too close to God damn Donald Trump.", ">\n\nTrump tells the truth for once.", ">\n\nWho cares? I’m so over this type of stuff…we need to debate policies, attack bad policies…move on from the useless insults.", ">\n\nWe need pics", ">\n\nI doubt this is true but I love that he's using this nonsense on someone who deserves it for once.", ">\n\nDeSantis \"I cry everytime I'm in close proximity to freshly cut onions\" 🤣😙", ">\n\nI'm gonna go ahead and assume this is true, just like I'm gonna go ahead and assume it means trump cried in front of the actual billionaires in control of the GOP when he sought their endorsement.", ">\n\nCan we stop talking about trump for the ever loving fucking love of god. We’re gonna wake up to, “trump doesn’t understand oat milk.” Like fuck off. But it’s hard to stop talking about a guy who sells papers right", ">\n\nTo be fair, if I was stuck in a room with Trump I'd probably cry too.", ">\n\nThis won’t matter to the right. They don’t care. This masculinity “gotcha” will totally miss them. The only way this will ever matter is if they want to leverage against DeSantis later. As long as he is really delivering for the fascists and white supremacists, nothing will matter.", ">\n\nI'm cool with trump's lies sabotaging the republican party.", ">\n\nPeople who give a shit about stuff like this are watching politics like it’s a TV show or sporting event. \nSad.", ">\n\nWow.....when two serial liars tell a story, which one do you believe?!", ">\n\nDesantis vs Trump in primaries is going to be the most ridiculously absurd schoolyard insult fight ever.", ">\n\nTrump lies as easily as he breathes. At this point I’d be way more surprised to hear he told the truth about something", ">\n\nMore of this, please. Rot from within. MORE MORE MORE!", ">\n\nYes. I’m certain this actually happened.", ">\n\nThis one gonna get nasty", ">\n\nHaha it’s going to be fun watching these dogs pee all over eachother", ">\n\nJust another absurd claim that can’t be proven one way or the other. Not that DeSatan isn’t a monstrous liar himself.", ">\n\nI believe it", ">\n\nSo with his track record of projection...\nWhat do you think the over under on trump crying videos existing are?", ">\n\nDeSantis cry? A physical impossibility!", ">\n\nI don't doubt it. He'll do anything to get power.", ">\n\nBig strong man, tears in his eyes.", ">\n\nAs I watch as our democratic republic swirls down the toilet, my only solace is watching these two psychopaths (Trump & DeSantis) go at each other's throats for the Presidency.", ">\n\nI didn't even know DeSantis was a trucker.", ">\n\nHe means his money shot in DeSantis face got him in the eyes, causing them to water. 💦", ">\n\nIt was probably the smell", ">\n\nI choose to believe this, because it’s hilarious to picture.", ">\n\nare they really wearing the exact same outfit lmao", ">\n\nI honestly kind of believe this.", ">\n\nTrump, if you have any kind of solid evidence on these claims, you better start producing them for the press because DeSantis is kicking your ass.", ">\n\nSo what? The two of you are cut from the same dicktater cloth.", ">\n\nLet em fight!", ">\n\nVideo/pics or stfu trumpie!", ">\n\nDon't get me wrong, I dislike DeSantis just as much, but only the orange blob would make fun of someone showing feelings and use it to win internet points.", ">\n\nMust have been the smell", ">\n\nHe just couldn’t keep that card in his pocket. The premature trump played himself.", ">\n\nCan’t out bitchboy this bitchboy", ">\n\nJust this once, I’m going to assume Donald Trump is telling the truth, because fuck Ron DeSantis.", ">\n\nThe thing is, who cares if he cried? I do not like RD (lived in Florida 5 years, moved to another state in 2021, mostly because of what Florida is turning into), but even if he did cry, so what? Trump’s gender lines are so dumb and archaic: crying mad bad.", ">\n\nit doesn't matter.\nif desantis cried desantis fans will say he's human. if joe biden cried desantis fans will say he's weak.", ">\n\nDid he call him “sir” too while crying?", ">\n\nIt brings me great joy that these meatheads are eating each other alive.\nGreat, great joy.", ">\n\nDid Deathanus take it with, or without KY?", ">\n\nYes! Let’s the flames begin!", ">\n\nI CANNOT wait for the primary debates.", ">\n\nStrong guy. Never cried before in his life. Came to me with tears in his eyes asking for my endorsement. What a guy. So disloyal now.", ">\n\nI hate both of them but DeSantis isn't a scared little child. This is a guy who played college baseball - he was a stud. The last person he'd ever cry in front of is Trump that's for sure.", ">\n\nPlaying college baseball has absolutely nothing to do with this lmao.", ">\n\nIt does, it shows he's not a wimp. I hate the fucker with a passion but don't believe he cried in front of Trump. If you played baseball or football in college you'd understand (but clearly you didn't.)", ">\n\nSo when do we get the small penis insults from Trump?", ">\n\nThis is so stupid. There's no evidence but it's still gonna start yet another stage of those twos pissing match and it's hilarious", ">\n\n\"....and then Ron felt trump's massive biceps and begged him to become his personal trainer. Then Ron begged trump to teach him how to cook, make love, and buy property.\"", ">\n\nDid daddy Rump make Ronnie cry", ">\n\nThe best part? This stuff works. I don't know whether I should be impressed by Trump or sad for his supporters. A little of both, I guess.", ">\n\nLol, shit getting real.", ">\n\nTrump trying to appeal to those personality types who buy into egocentric masculinity that doesn’t include boys crying. The same kind of dudes who have to carry firearms to feel safe in society. “Tough on the outside…., repressed, depressed and angry on the inside.”", ">\n\nSomehow I believe Trump on this one.", ">\n\nRon's got 24 hours to get in the booth and buck back with a diss track", ">\n\nThe tiny hands club", ">\n\nThat Desantis wall building video with his kids is the SIMPIEST thing ive ever seen, not only by a politician, but a man. \nTalk about a little germ\nI Believe this....", ">\n\nRepublicans hate any sign of weakness", ">\n\nThis is a story about a liar lying about a liar!", ">\n\nIt's like that empire strikes back seen between Vader and the Emperor. Except two fools 🤣 Space Balls 2 here we come.", ">\n\nThis is the ultimate conservative insult. No \"real man\" would cry, let alone in front of another \"real man\".", ">\n\nKen Watanabi: “Let them fight”", ">\n\nDeSantis is a scammer, they were probably crocodile tears just to manipulate Trump", ">\n\nI'm living for the day tough guy DimSantis bends over for Dear Leader.", ">\n\nNow this is something I actually believe.", ">\n\n🎼 This is how it starrrts 🎶", ">\n\nI hope donald has a tape.", ">\n\nHe thinks he’s the godfather", ">\n\nDownvote every Trump story.", ">\n\nA statement that makes them both look terrible. GOOD", ">\n\nOoo the girls are fighting! Someone grab the popcorn!", ">\n\nDoes Trump have a fetish about crying men coming to him? The man is obsessed with crying men.", ">\n\nAnd we got a winner! Crying DeSantis!", ">\n\nAs a non-American I’m not entirely sure who DeSantis is, though I can see by the comments that he is not well liked. \nBut regardless of his politics, this feels like a weird thing to be arguing about in the news. So what if he did cry? Sometimes being passionate about something makes one cry. Maybe like some are suggesting it was faked. \nWhat’s important is, what does it tell other men when this is news and people are genuinely having this argument in the comments? Why are we still shaming people for feeling their feelings? Even people we don’t like?", ">\n\nWas that before or after the blowjob ?", ">\n\nHe needs to see what tears of laughter look like. He's probably telling Trump that he didn't need his approval to run for anything.", ">\n\nWhy do you have people attacking you from all angles, Ron? Might it be because you are an obnoxious asshole?", ">\n\nFight! Fight! Fight!", ">\n\nLol DeSadness", ">\n\nPeople can confirm this with tears in their eyes, the best people, bigly .\nCovfeve covfeve", ">\n\nDoes anyone believe him? And if not, why even report this? If Trump said the weather was sunny, I’d put on a raincoat before going out. I have no use for DeSantis, but Trump saying anything about anybody does not inform anyone in the least.", ">\n\nThe sexual tension between these two is palpable", ">\n\nAnd so the blood letting kicks into high gear.", ">\n\nLmao. This mother fucker.", ">\n\nThat would actually make Desantis in touch with his feelings and would therefore gain more approval. \nBut these are conservatives we are talking about so feelings/crying=liberal nonsense.", ">\n\nOh, how I hope they keep this up.\nI would love to see them eat themselves up from the inside.", ">\n\nHe probably had tears in his eyes from laughing so hard at trump.", ">\n\nThey both have the weirdest small hands.", ">\n\nI'm loving this childish battle between them", ">\n\nAll of these articles should just be titled “Liar lies again”", ">\n\nLet them fight!", ">\n\nOh, i thought it meant he stunk that bad… sorry….", ">\n\nInsert Shang Tzu \"it has begun\" gif here.", ">\n\nSip on those tears folks", ">\n\nAh, among these idiots, the ultimate shame. I'm sure Desantis is commiting harakiri as we speak.", ">\n\nits almost worth living through this shitty reality to see these morons try to eat each other", ">\n\nDid he please the 5th", ">\n\nEveryone cries in front of Trump. It’s the Eau d’Oignon cologne he wears to cover up his flop sweat stink.", ">\n\nWell yea he probably grabbed Ron by the pussy.", ">\n\nCry-bullies crying", ">\n\nI cried because of him.", ">\n\nLol. And it begins", ">\n\nI know, let's listen to the liar who lied so much a news organization had to make a database to keep track of all of them.", ">\n\nWeepy Ron", ">\n\nHow is this real life?", ">\n\nLol love Reddit", ">\n\nTrump's a lying sack of shit so this probably didn't happen but... It's fun to see them going after each other.\nI just hope neither one wins. At this point, their policies are just angry responses to perceived slights. Tax free gas stoves and the like. It's not about governance, it's just mindless vindictiveness, owning the libs, etc.", ">\n\nTrump and DeSantis two woke babies crying together wearing depends shitting and stewing in it. Useless." ]

[ "Sooo, this means trump cried in front of someone when seeking endorsement? Putin?", ">\n\nExactly.", ">\n\nWell, now we know exactly who has something over him.", ">\n\nWe do, but we used to, too.", ">\n\nThanks, Mitch.", ">\n\nDonnie DOES love escalators…", ">\n\nSorry for the convenience", ">\n\nI wonder how man times he called Trump \"sir?\"", ">\n\nThis is how it went word for word.\n“Please sir, endorse me sir. How can I be as smart and as good looking as you sir? Or sir, [starts sobbing] you are so wonderful “", ">\n\nDesantis weakly salutes Dear Leader", ">\n\nThe mandatory real-fake cry claim does have Kim-Jong Il vibes.", ">\n\nRed-on-red crime is my favorite kind of crime.", ">\n\nThis one is great hecause half of their base appeal is as tough guys, so telling the nation that one of them was sobbing like a baby in front of the other is a solid move. Now Deathanus has to decide whether to just accept it and be belittled, or start to fight back and fracture the party. 10/10 can’t wait for season finale.", ">\n\nHalf of these guys wouldn’t know the difference between a hatchet and an axe and wouldn’t be able to load and shoot an AR. \nRepublicans in federal government are almost all what they would consider effeminate suburbanites.", ">\n\nIn reality yes. But we know they don’t live there. To them an obese man who wears makeup and lifted shoes while avoiding war because his feet hurt is the epitome of manly.", ">\n\nI love your username. For some reason, that line cracked up my wife and me and we say it all the time.", ">\n\nIt’s so funny how many people get the reference! Workaholics def had its fans but it was never a mainstream smash so it’s crazy how many people recognize one throwaway line from the show!\nNow get in my grapevan pls", ">\n\nCatherine Zeta Jones, she dips beneath lasers, oh oh oh", ">\n\nShe has entrapped me, and Sean Connery! OH oh OH. OH oh OHhh^hh^h", ">\n\nWhen two pieces of shit get together, there will be a whole lot of stories coming out", ">\n\nThis embarrassing DeSantis campaign ad will be played repeatedly as a hit piece. That was some insane level of bootlicking lol. For one rare moment, I think Trump is speaking the truth. DeSantis absolutely cried in front of him and maybe even got on his knees for an endorsement", ">\n\nI had to go show this to my grandma. She screams about Trump and DeSantis til her voice cracks. She said she’s never wished on anyone’s demise before them. And McConnell. The rage in her 4’11”, 74 year old body is immense.", ">\n\nSounds like you've got one righteous grandma", ">\n\nShe marched her lil ass out in January in DC to march with us during Trump’s inauguration. It was actually my 18th birthday and afterwards we stopped and had Ethiopian for the first time. Her first time trying any African food and she still talks about how much she loves it. She sat with me at a tattoo appointment and afterwards we got pizza and ice cream. I love her. She’s an amazing woman.", ">\n\n\nand afterwards we stopped and had Ethiopian\n\nColumbus Circle? Fantastic places up there", ">\n\nWish I could remember. The place was packed. My grandmother and I sat on the end of the table with the vegetarian platter (since i was vegan) so she mostly ate the veg stuff. It was amazing. There’s a good place up in Tampa (Queen of Sheba) but nowhere near as good as this place was.", ">\n\nHe's probably lying but I wouldn't be surprised if its true. Have you ever seen DeSantis in a debate or outside of his hand-picked media reporters? He's so socially awkward and unstable and has the charisma of a garden slug.", ">\n\nTrue. I have noticed him moving his jaw from side to side in nearly every news conference when someone else is at the podium. Odd.", ">\n\nHe's got some kind of behavioral issue. He was never an appealing candidate, but he's surrounded himself and insulated himself with a core group of very politically savvy extremists that are the ones propelling him forward. He's not the political \"genius\" the media paints him out to be. His handlers are but he's an empty suit being controlled by puppeteers.", ">\n\nThat is actually slightly reassuring for someone not so in the know about him, like myself.", ">\n\nIt shouldn't be though. If you start looking in to his core group of advisors and backers these are some terrifying people.", ">\n\nIn so much as it shows his limitations.", ">\n\nTrue, he has many weaknesses. But they cover for them well.", ">\n\nTrump is desperate to make his opponents look effete to distract from his needing to have his hand held as we walked down a ramp or having to grasp a glass with two small hands or needing the power of the military to help him beat Covid.", ">\n\nCovfefe", ">\n\nHamburder flu", ">\n\nPerpetrated by the radical left gang member known as the “Hamburglar”", ">\n\nRobble robble", ">\n\nLots of self-proclaimed “alpha males” are wrestling with some cognitive dissonance today.", ">\n\nThey'll figure it out after praying to their favorite NFT of the day", ">\n\nDeSantis's response is going to be \"you know what makes me cry? CRT. Please clap.\"", ">\n\nIt was Jeb Bush that said “please clap.”", ">\n\nStandard playbook. Muddy the waters to make your opponent look “just as bad or worse” than you.", ">\n\nOr at least make up enough stories so that sane people with busy lives aren’t sure anymore. It’s what they’ve done for Zelenskyy, Thunberg, and Fauci.\nThat being said I wouldn’t be surprised if Desantis cried.", ">\n\nOn the one hand, Trump claims this any time he tells a story about anyone asking him for anything. \"He came to me with tears in his eyes.\" It's a bizarre piece of rhetoric he employs at every given opportunity. I think he thinks it makes him look magnanimous while simultaneously making the other person look weak. I have doubts that anyone has expressed any emotion in front of the man for less than $50,000 any time in the past 20 years.\nOn the other hand, DeSantis has no heart, can probably cry on command, and will crawl on his hands and knees across broken glass to jerk off a syphilitic stray dog into his own mouth if it means he gets what he wants.", ">\n\nNow thats an awful image!", ">\n\nThank you, I crafted it while taking a dump.", ">\n\nHope Georgia prosecutors doesn't forget the tweet where Trump admitted to interfering in the Florida election to make sure Desantis won.", ">\n\nAnd everybody clapped.", ">\n\nI dunno, I imagine a lot of people cry when they have to interact with him.", ">\n\nDesantis...\"I've seen the pee tape, and it is the most humiliation thing I've ever seen. Donald even got some in his mouth.\"", ">\n\nIt's just DJT pissing up into his own mouth on a bed the Obama's slept on at the Kremlin", ">\n\nTo be fair, getting a close up whiff of scrambled Sudafed and BigMac diaper blowouts tends to make one’s eyes run a bit.", ">\n\nDesantis is garbage. But this story likely isn't true. Trump claims people cry in front of him all the time. Many of those people aren't even real, they are just folks he made up in his head in the moment. \n\"This big guy, some say a former marine, a lot of people are saying it, really big, tough guy, and he came to me, tears in his eyes, and he said 'Mister Trump, you saved my life,' and it's true, I did save his life, I fought next to him in Afghanistan, that's what people are saying, and you know what? Maybe they're right, maybe I did kill 100 terrorists, because I know terrorists, some of them are my friends, and I say to terrorists, stop with that terror, and you know what? They stop. No one else knows terror and anti-terror like I do, just like that marine said.\"", ">\n\nRoflcopter", ">\n\nTrump knows whatever shit he says in the media will be reported like it was fact first and have to be proven false later", ">\n\n\n\"There were tears coming down from his eyes. He said: 'If you endorse me, I'll win,'\" said Trump.\n\nlmao trump couldnt come up with something better than this?", ">\n\nSeriously lol. It has a lot of \"and then everyone clapped\" energy.", ">\n\nWow who's gonna vote for Little Crybaby Ronnie?", ">\n\nWell as hard as it is to say it, I believe Trump this time. He just left out that they cried together, holding each other in a swampy embrace. Their Depends touching each other and their tentacles creep out and conjoin so they may exchange long protein strings.", ">\n\nTrump: [proceeds to unzip pantaloons]", ">\n\n\npantaloons\n\nrich people pants", ">\n\nNo, it’s crazypants. Right there in the name: pant-of-loons.", ">\n\nSuper convincing story, just trust him it's true. He's a business man! How else can he be so rich if not being totally honest? Btw the water pressure sucks in Florida, you have to flush multiple times. Terrible, terrible leader.", ">\n\n“He said ‘Sir…’”", ">\n\nLying liars lie.", ">\n\nBigly.", ">\n\nTrump says ~~Santos~~ DeSantis cried. ~~Santos~~ DeSantis will claim that he didn't. One of these serial liars would be telling the truth. That has never happened before so the universe might just explode out of sheer surprise.\nEdit: wrong idiot", ">\n\nSantos or DeSantis?", ">\n\nTrump is such a beacon of truth and integrity. Add irony here.", ">\n\nPoor Cry Baby DeSantis", ">\n\n‘Big, strong’ men can’t stop crying around President Trump. Just ask him.", ">\n\nTrump is unbelievable. After all these years he still sounds like a hurt 8 year old.", ">\n\nIt's times like this that having no history of telling any kind of truth really doesn't work in his favor, as much as I want to believe this.", ">\n\nLike everything else Trump has said, I’m sure this is 100% true.\nHe never lies, right?", ">\n\nTo try to make a rival look bad? He'd never do that.", ">\n\nWhile calling him sir. Yawn. We get it, Donald.", ">\n\nHe is a cringe factory and totally seems like type to cry for something when he really wants it, like a big baby.", ">\n\nLol. These people suck so bad.", ">\n\nCrying is okay, folks.\nTrump and DeSantis are shit people, but crying is okay.", ">\n\nProbably.... and Donald Trump poops himself and is a traitor.", ">\n\nFact: trump lies about everything. Fact: trump denigrates his opponents. As much as I want to believe this, it’s probably bull shit.", ">\n\nThey’re both liars, but somehow I believe this.", ">\n\nAnd then DJT shit his Depends.", ">\n\nWatching the republican party implode this election cycle is going to be schadenfreude like I’ve never experienced before.", ">\n\nEverything this piece of shit ever says is a lie. So I’m going to happily report that this is definitely more bullshit from this traitor’s mouth.\nThat being said, unfortunately his base will still eat this up. Because:\n-The Traitorous Piece of Shit said it so it must be true.\n-DeathSentence cried.\n-Crying is womanly.\n-DeathSentence is a woman.\n-MAGA MAGA MAGA\nSomewhere right now a group of Qdiots are saying some spaghetti style version of the exact talking points above.", ">\n\nTrump can piss in his pants because he wears absorbent diapers. It is probably a medical condition so he should not be ashamed.", ">\n\n\"He probably didn't even cry when he was a baby, and then he said..SIR!\"", ">\n\nStormy claims trump cried when she laughed at his mushroom dick", ">\n\nI had thought DeSantis was a SEAL, and therefore unlikely to be crying. I checked Wikipedia and found out the was a lawyer for the SEALs, so different. \nThen I read that he got a Bronze Star after his Iraq tour, but then I found out that the Bronze star is typically awarded as an upgrade from a MSM in combat zones. \nSo now I'm thinking that the crying story is totes believable.", ">\n\nSo…. By using logic we come to the conclusion that he made Trump cry, amiright? 😱", ">\n\nThis asshat is so fucking predictable.", ">\n\ndo you mean Desantis crying? Or Trump lying?", ">\n\nAnd called him sir", ">\n\nNext he'll call his wife ugly", ">\n\nOr say that she has secrets about where she worked.\nOr that his dad killed JFK.", ">\n\nNeither of these fascist deserve to be president.", ">\n\nletthemfight.gif", ">\n\nLet them fight. ding ding", ">\n\nLmao, let the feasting begin.", ">\n\nThis I will believe.", ">\n\nI also heard Trump claimed that anytime DeSantis had to open a jar that was too hard to open he came over to Trump's; in tears.", ">\n\nIt's scary how with the GOP's constant appeasement of the Orange Turd, I can actually see this happening. \nIs Trump lying? Most likely. But I can still see it happening.", ">\n\nAnd he's known for his consistent honesty, so I'm sure this happened.", ">\n\nTrump seems to always endorse people who cry in front of him, only to betray him later. Not a great judge of character if you ask me.", ">\n\nLet me guess, he called him 'Sir,' too. \nBuffoon.", ">\n\nHaha, this is where they've gotten to? \"Desantis is a booger-head and cried in front of me!\"", ">\n\nIt’s going to be fascinating to watch the Republican politicians try to take on trump knowing how deranged the base is. They went along with the insanity and even leaned into it like when Ronny D built a toy wall with his kid in the commercial. They must know it’s impossible to reason with these people. I can only imagine what it will look like when the Trump crazies set their sights on destroying DeSantis.", ">\n\nPlease run as an independent. Please.\nHe's the orange kryptonite to that void of charisma hack from Florida.", ">\n\nAs is with everything Donald says \nIt is more than likely Donald cried Infront of Ronald\nHaha Ronald and Donald", ">\n\nAnyone with \"nald\" needs to be blacklisted from politics.", ">\n\nAnyone with gop, conservative or Republicansl too", ">\n\nLet them eat each other, i for one am and will be enjoying the show", ">\n\nWatching two obese men get into a dick measuring contest is rather disturbing.", ">\n\nEspecially without an electron microscope.", ">\n\nKing Ron is too evil to cry. He has ZERO empathy or compassion. I bet he wouldn’t (or didn’t) cry over his own mother dying.", ">\n\nI didn't see any after the hurricanes or the apartment collapse.", ">\n\nDonald Trump can insult DeSantis on every level and watch Ronnie boy go back to kissing Trump's ass. Just like Ted Cruz. \nThe Republican collective lacks a spine since they clearly just accept incivility and childishness as virtues.", ">\n\nPointless article", ">\n\nI hope they both destroy each other. Our country needs a better leader than these two clowns", ">\n\nBegun, the douche wars have.", ">\n\nDude this is fucking hilarious. Let the GOP burn baby burn", ">\n\n\"It was incredible. I was having lunch at Mar-A-Lago and DeSantis walks up to me with tears in his eyes. And he said. You know what he said? He said 'Mister Trump, you're amazing. Everything a man could be. If you endorse me, I'll win. I'll give you anything you want.' And you know what I said? I said 'No way Jose. I'm the big cheese.' And you know what he did? He ran away crying in his little white boots. So sad. So sad.\"", ">\n\nBelievable until he said “Mr trump”.\nIt’s always “Sir” or “Mr President” when the Cheeto relays his big strong man with tears in his eyes stories.", ">\n\nCan you imagine what Republicans are going to release against Trump when he dies and it’s safe to talk?", ">\n\nThis battle between these two would be fucking hilarious if they didn’t have a serious chance of winning.", ">\n\nWho cares what he says. Hey media, just ignore him and report when he's convicted pretty please.", ">\n\nAs weak as Trump is right now, he knows how to put the hurt on competing right-wing grifters.", ">\n\nTrump wasn't kidding when he said he hasn't changed since he was in first grade. This is the kind of thing a bully tries to tell other kids to make the picked on kid in class look bad. Except the picked on kid deserves it this time so it's hard to feel bad for any of them.", ">\n\nSure, Don. We all 100% believe that's something that happened. Thanks for the update.", ">\n\nGotta hand it to him, Trump really knows how to play to the absolute basest and lowest common denominator of humanity.", ">\n\nMAGA is completely Middle School bullshit.", ">\n\nIs trump lying?\nOr is the torture guy a cry baby?", ">\n\nSmells like 2016 again", ">\n\nHe claims everyone cries when they beg him for something. Could it be they’re just tearing up over the noxious stench emanating from his depends?", ">\n\nBoth r whinny little b!tches", ">\n\nOh I’m sure Trump has leaked a tear or two during a ketchup-smearing tantrum.", ">\n\nThe smell from Trump’s diaper was really bad at the time.", ">\n\nWhen Donny starts losing in the primary and he turns his violent goons on his opponents, that's gonna be a good time. No wonder they all want to see him in jail or dead before the time comes.", ">\n\nThis one actually tracks as being true. DeSantis is a whiner in press conferences I can only imagine what crocodile tears he pulls out while trying to gain power.", ">\n\nNext he is going to say DeSantis sucked his dick and swallowed.", ">\n\nLmao we're in for a wild ride, folks!", ">\n\nI’m sure they both cried together holding each other’s bellies", ">\n\nHonestly I doubt it happened at all, the man spews bullshit nonstop but he's now made one of his most dangerous political rivals look weak. Honestly, Ron was most likely the next to the throne of the republican party. \nRonny needs to come out swinging to appeal to the base cos the base will belief anything that liar will say. \nSo is it a republican party or a maga party is gonna be the question", ">\n\nHe came to me with tears in his eyes and said “sir”", ">\n\nLol this is gonna be good 🍿", ">\n\nI’m thrilled both are running for president. I hope they both keep going. Split the vote!!", ">\n\nRon gave Don head guaranteed", ">\n\nNot sure which of these guys is a bigger idiot", ">\n\nThe one time I want Trump to not be lying…", ">\n\nI cant wait for this lame party of GOP incel s to continue to lose, they are all absolute fucking idiots who have nothing to offer except wining and being so passive and lame and sad sack loser fucking idiots, the worst shit for America, just fucking cry baby losers. Barf.", ">\n\n“Oh sir, sir, please endorse me sir…”", ">\n\nAh, so trmp cried in front of someone when he needed their support. putin? I bet it was putin.", ">\n\nCome on, his knees were starting to hurt!", ">\n\nBut did he “beg like a dog”? The Trumpees love the most crass belittlements. Crying isn’t humiliating enough.", ">\n\n\nTrump Claims DeSantis Cried in Front of Him While Seeking Endorsement\n\nFor once I believe him", ">\n\nThey're both dicks and deserve each other.", ">\n\nBecause crying, as a sign of empathy and emotions, is a crippling wound in the mind of Donald Trump.", ">\n\nUsually, everything that comes out of Trump's mouth is bullshit, but it would not surprise me one bit if it was true.", ">\n\nYea, straight up lie.", ">\n\nCrying is not a weakness. Having said that, both of these guys can get fucked.", ">\n\nIs this even newsworthy? Who cares.", ">\n\nDid we learn nothing from vintage commercials? You gotta save Kodak moments like this to enjoy and share with others on a later date", ">\n\nWhy wouldn’t we believe you Mr Trump, oh that’s right you lie and you hate DeSantis.", ">\n\n\nBig man, strong man, comes up to me - tears in his eyes - he says \"Sir...\"\n\n-", ">\n\nWell, I gotta say, I absolutely believe him . . . and I REALLY bet it looked just like John Turturro begging for his life in Miller's Crossing. \"I'm just a grifter, Trumpy! I'm a nobody!\"", ">\n\nOh man, this is going to get real entertaining if DeSantis starts swinging back. I hope he does, and doe snot just roll over thinking \"it's fine, I'll run in 2028\".\nHe must be aware that, if Trump somehow won in 2024, the country would once again go blue after 4 more years of Trump. The last time he won is poisoned the next 3 elections for republicans. So, DeSantis would have a much worse chance of winning if he waited until 2028. Especially after Trump inevitably attempts to change the rules to allow him to run for a 3rd term.\nThe Conservative subreddit was pretty much ready to ditch Trump after the midterms. They've cooled a bit on that now, and are not paying much attention to these little jabs. But seeing them tear themselves in half when the gloves come off between Trump and DeSantis would really be some quality entertainment.", ">\n\nWhatever you think about his popularity with the broader electorate I wouldn't want to see Trump win even the Republican nomination. If he gets his hands on the levers of power and he knows that constitutionally he is ineligible for another term then he will do everything and anything to retain his grip on power. His last term ended with rednecks shitting in the halls of Congress. Let's not flirt with the idea that letting him win the nomination is good for Democrats. That's some 2016 thinking", ">\n\nWhatever. According to Trump everybody who comes up to talk to him as tears in their eyes. I imagine they're just crying cuz they're too close to God damn Donald Trump.", ">\n\nTrump tells the truth for once.", ">\n\nWho cares? I’m so over this type of stuff…we need to debate policies, attack bad policies…move on from the useless insults.", ">\n\nWe need pics", ">\n\nI doubt this is true but I love that he's using this nonsense on someone who deserves it for once.", ">\n\nDeSantis \"I cry everytime I'm in close proximity to freshly cut onions\" 🤣😙", ">\n\nI'm gonna go ahead and assume this is true, just like I'm gonna go ahead and assume it means trump cried in front of the actual billionaires in control of the GOP when he sought their endorsement.", ">\n\nCan we stop talking about trump for the ever loving fucking love of god. We’re gonna wake up to, “trump doesn’t understand oat milk.” Like fuck off. But it’s hard to stop talking about a guy who sells papers right", ">\n\nTo be fair, if I was stuck in a room with Trump I'd probably cry too.", ">\n\nThis won’t matter to the right. They don’t care. This masculinity “gotcha” will totally miss them. The only way this will ever matter is if they want to leverage against DeSantis later. As long as he is really delivering for the fascists and white supremacists, nothing will matter.", ">\n\nI'm cool with trump's lies sabotaging the republican party.", ">\n\nPeople who give a shit about stuff like this are watching politics like it’s a TV show or sporting event. \nSad.", ">\n\nWow.....when two serial liars tell a story, which one do you believe?!", ">\n\nDesantis vs Trump in primaries is going to be the most ridiculously absurd schoolyard insult fight ever.", ">\n\nTrump lies as easily as he breathes. At this point I’d be way more surprised to hear he told the truth about something", ">\n\nMore of this, please. Rot from within. MORE MORE MORE!", ">\n\nYes. I’m certain this actually happened.", ">\n\nThis one gonna get nasty", ">\n\nHaha it’s going to be fun watching these dogs pee all over eachother", ">\n\nJust another absurd claim that can’t be proven one way or the other. Not that DeSatan isn’t a monstrous liar himself.", ">\n\nI believe it", ">\n\nSo with his track record of projection...\nWhat do you think the over under on trump crying videos existing are?", ">\n\nDeSantis cry? A physical impossibility!", ">\n\nI don't doubt it. He'll do anything to get power.", ">\n\nBig strong man, tears in his eyes.", ">\n\nAs I watch as our democratic republic swirls down the toilet, my only solace is watching these two psychopaths (Trump & DeSantis) go at each other's throats for the Presidency.", ">\n\nI didn't even know DeSantis was a trucker.", ">\n\nHe means his money shot in DeSantis face got him in the eyes, causing them to water. 💦", ">\n\nIt was probably the smell", ">\n\nI choose to believe this, because it’s hilarious to picture.", ">\n\nare they really wearing the exact same outfit lmao", ">\n\nI honestly kind of believe this.", ">\n\nTrump, if you have any kind of solid evidence on these claims, you better start producing them for the press because DeSantis is kicking your ass.", ">\n\nSo what? The two of you are cut from the same dicktater cloth.", ">\n\nLet em fight!", ">\n\nVideo/pics or stfu trumpie!", ">\n\nDon't get me wrong, I dislike DeSantis just as much, but only the orange blob would make fun of someone showing feelings and use it to win internet points.", ">\n\nMust have been the smell", ">\n\nHe just couldn’t keep that card in his pocket. The premature trump played himself.", ">\n\nCan’t out bitchboy this bitchboy", ">\n\nJust this once, I’m going to assume Donald Trump is telling the truth, because fuck Ron DeSantis.", ">\n\nThe thing is, who cares if he cried? I do not like RD (lived in Florida 5 years, moved to another state in 2021, mostly because of what Florida is turning into), but even if he did cry, so what? Trump’s gender lines are so dumb and archaic: crying mad bad.", ">\n\nit doesn't matter.\nif desantis cried desantis fans will say he's human. if joe biden cried desantis fans will say he's weak.", ">\n\nDid he call him “sir” too while crying?", ">\n\nIt brings me great joy that these meatheads are eating each other alive.\nGreat, great joy.", ">\n\nDid Deathanus take it with, or without KY?", ">\n\nYes! Let’s the flames begin!", ">\n\nI CANNOT wait for the primary debates.", ">\n\nStrong guy. Never cried before in his life. Came to me with tears in his eyes asking for my endorsement. What a guy. So disloyal now.", ">\n\nI hate both of them but DeSantis isn't a scared little child. This is a guy who played college baseball - he was a stud. The last person he'd ever cry in front of is Trump that's for sure.", ">\n\nPlaying college baseball has absolutely nothing to do with this lmao.", ">\n\nIt does, it shows he's not a wimp. I hate the fucker with a passion but don't believe he cried in front of Trump. If you played baseball or football in college you'd understand (but clearly you didn't.)", ">\n\nSo when do we get the small penis insults from Trump?", ">\n\nThis is so stupid. There's no evidence but it's still gonna start yet another stage of those twos pissing match and it's hilarious", ">\n\n\"....and then Ron felt trump's massive biceps and begged him to become his personal trainer. Then Ron begged trump to teach him how to cook, make love, and buy property.\"", ">\n\nDid daddy Rump make Ronnie cry", ">\n\nThe best part? This stuff works. I don't know whether I should be impressed by Trump or sad for his supporters. A little of both, I guess.", ">\n\nLol, shit getting real.", ">\n\nTrump trying to appeal to those personality types who buy into egocentric masculinity that doesn’t include boys crying. The same kind of dudes who have to carry firearms to feel safe in society. “Tough on the outside…., repressed, depressed and angry on the inside.”", ">\n\nSomehow I believe Trump on this one.", ">\n\nRon's got 24 hours to get in the booth and buck back with a diss track", ">\n\nThe tiny hands club", ">\n\nThat Desantis wall building video with his kids is the SIMPIEST thing ive ever seen, not only by a politician, but a man. \nTalk about a little germ\nI Believe this....", ">\n\nRepublicans hate any sign of weakness", ">\n\nThis is a story about a liar lying about a liar!", ">\n\nIt's like that empire strikes back seen between Vader and the Emperor. Except two fools 🤣 Space Balls 2 here we come.", ">\n\nThis is the ultimate conservative insult. No \"real man\" would cry, let alone in front of another \"real man\".", ">\n\nKen Watanabi: “Let them fight”", ">\n\nDeSantis is a scammer, they were probably crocodile tears just to manipulate Trump", ">\n\nI'm living for the day tough guy DimSantis bends over for Dear Leader.", ">\n\nNow this is something I actually believe.", ">\n\n🎼 This is how it starrrts 🎶", ">\n\nI hope donald has a tape.", ">\n\nHe thinks he’s the godfather", ">\n\nDownvote every Trump story.", ">\n\nA statement that makes them both look terrible. GOOD", ">\n\nOoo the girls are fighting! Someone grab the popcorn!", ">\n\nDoes Trump have a fetish about crying men coming to him? The man is obsessed with crying men.", ">\n\nAnd we got a winner! Crying DeSantis!", ">\n\nAs a non-American I’m not entirely sure who DeSantis is, though I can see by the comments that he is not well liked. \nBut regardless of his politics, this feels like a weird thing to be arguing about in the news. So what if he did cry? Sometimes being passionate about something makes one cry. Maybe like some are suggesting it was faked. \nWhat’s important is, what does it tell other men when this is news and people are genuinely having this argument in the comments? Why are we still shaming people for feeling their feelings? Even people we don’t like?", ">\n\nWas that before or after the blowjob ?", ">\n\nHe needs to see what tears of laughter look like. He's probably telling Trump that he didn't need his approval to run for anything.", ">\n\nWhy do you have people attacking you from all angles, Ron? Might it be because you are an obnoxious asshole?", ">\n\nFight! Fight! Fight!", ">\n\nLol DeSadness", ">\n\nPeople can confirm this with tears in their eyes, the best people, bigly .\nCovfeve covfeve", ">\n\nDoes anyone believe him? And if not, why even report this? If Trump said the weather was sunny, I’d put on a raincoat before going out. I have no use for DeSantis, but Trump saying anything about anybody does not inform anyone in the least.", ">\n\nThe sexual tension between these two is palpable", ">\n\nAnd so the blood letting kicks into high gear.", ">\n\nLmao. This mother fucker.", ">\n\nThat would actually make Desantis in touch with his feelings and would therefore gain more approval. \nBut these are conservatives we are talking about so feelings/crying=liberal nonsense.", ">\n\nOh, how I hope they keep this up.\nI would love to see them eat themselves up from the inside.", ">\n\nHe probably had tears in his eyes from laughing so hard at trump.", ">\n\nThey both have the weirdest small hands.", ">\n\nI'm loving this childish battle between them", ">\n\nAll of these articles should just be titled “Liar lies again”", ">\n\nLet them fight!", ">\n\nOh, i thought it meant he stunk that bad… sorry….", ">\n\nInsert Shang Tzu \"it has begun\" gif here.", ">\n\nSip on those tears folks", ">\n\nAh, among these idiots, the ultimate shame. I'm sure Desantis is commiting harakiri as we speak.", ">\n\nits almost worth living through this shitty reality to see these morons try to eat each other", ">\n\nDid he please the 5th", ">\n\nEveryone cries in front of Trump. It’s the Eau d’Oignon cologne he wears to cover up his flop sweat stink.", ">\n\nWell yea he probably grabbed Ron by the pussy.", ">\n\nCry-bullies crying", ">\n\nI cried because of him.", ">\n\nLol. And it begins", ">\n\nI know, let's listen to the liar who lied so much a news organization had to make a database to keep track of all of them.", ">\n\nWeepy Ron", ">\n\nHow is this real life?", ">\n\nLol love Reddit", ">\n\nTrump's a lying sack of shit so this probably didn't happen but... It's fun to see them going after each other.\nI just hope neither one wins. At this point, their policies are just angry responses to perceived slights. Tax free gas stoves and the like. It's not about governance, it's just mindless vindictiveness, owning the libs, etc.", ">\n\nTrump and DeSantis two woke babies crying together wearing depends shitting and stewing in it. Useless.", ">\n\nThe real liberation will be when this limp dick idiots wife divorces him and has sex with a man for the first time in years, if she hasn’t already. Trump is utterly useless in every aspect. Many people have said hes impotent, useless and asexual and his wife pukes even looking at his nauseous form, absolutely grotesque." ]

[ "Sooo, this means trump cried in front of someone when seeking endorsement? Putin?", ">\n\nExactly.", ">\n\nWell, now we know exactly who has something over him.", ">\n\nWe do, but we used to, too.", ">\n\nThanks, Mitch.", ">\n\nDonnie DOES love escalators…", ">\n\nSorry for the convenience", ">\n\nI wonder how man times he called Trump \"sir?\"", ">\n\nThis is how it went word for word.\n“Please sir, endorse me sir. How can I be as smart and as good looking as you sir? Or sir, [starts sobbing] you are so wonderful “", ">\n\nDesantis weakly salutes Dear Leader", ">\n\nThe mandatory real-fake cry claim does have Kim-Jong Il vibes.", ">\n\nRed-on-red crime is my favorite kind of crime.", ">\n\nThis one is great hecause half of their base appeal is as tough guys, so telling the nation that one of them was sobbing like a baby in front of the other is a solid move. Now Deathanus has to decide whether to just accept it and be belittled, or start to fight back and fracture the party. 10/10 can’t wait for season finale.", ">\n\nHalf of these guys wouldn’t know the difference between a hatchet and an axe and wouldn’t be able to load and shoot an AR. \nRepublicans in federal government are almost all what they would consider effeminate suburbanites.", ">\n\nIn reality yes. But we know they don’t live there. To them an obese man who wears makeup and lifted shoes while avoiding war because his feet hurt is the epitome of manly.", ">\n\nI love your username. For some reason, that line cracked up my wife and me and we say it all the time.", ">\n\nIt’s so funny how many people get the reference! Workaholics def had its fans but it was never a mainstream smash so it’s crazy how many people recognize one throwaway line from the show!\nNow get in my grapevan pls", ">\n\nCatherine Zeta Jones, she dips beneath lasers, oh oh oh", ">\n\nShe has entrapped me, and Sean Connery! OH oh OH. OH oh OHhh^hh^h", ">\n\nWhen two pieces of shit get together, there will be a whole lot of stories coming out", ">\n\nThis embarrassing DeSantis campaign ad will be played repeatedly as a hit piece. That was some insane level of bootlicking lol. For one rare moment, I think Trump is speaking the truth. DeSantis absolutely cried in front of him and maybe even got on his knees for an endorsement", ">\n\nI had to go show this to my grandma. She screams about Trump and DeSantis til her voice cracks. She said she’s never wished on anyone’s demise before them. And McConnell. The rage in her 4’11”, 74 year old body is immense.", ">\n\nSounds like you've got one righteous grandma", ">\n\nShe marched her lil ass out in January in DC to march with us during Trump’s inauguration. It was actually my 18th birthday and afterwards we stopped and had Ethiopian for the first time. Her first time trying any African food and she still talks about how much she loves it. She sat with me at a tattoo appointment and afterwards we got pizza and ice cream. I love her. She’s an amazing woman.", ">\n\n\nand afterwards we stopped and had Ethiopian\n\nColumbus Circle? Fantastic places up there", ">\n\nWish I could remember. The place was packed. My grandmother and I sat on the end of the table with the vegetarian platter (since i was vegan) so she mostly ate the veg stuff. It was amazing. There’s a good place up in Tampa (Queen of Sheba) but nowhere near as good as this place was.", ">\n\nHe's probably lying but I wouldn't be surprised if its true. Have you ever seen DeSantis in a debate or outside of his hand-picked media reporters? He's so socially awkward and unstable and has the charisma of a garden slug.", ">\n\nTrue. I have noticed him moving his jaw from side to side in nearly every news conference when someone else is at the podium. Odd.", ">\n\nHe's got some kind of behavioral issue. He was never an appealing candidate, but he's surrounded himself and insulated himself with a core group of very politically savvy extremists that are the ones propelling him forward. He's not the political \"genius\" the media paints him out to be. His handlers are but he's an empty suit being controlled by puppeteers.", ">\n\nThat is actually slightly reassuring for someone not so in the know about him, like myself.", ">\n\nIt shouldn't be though. If you start looking in to his core group of advisors and backers these are some terrifying people.", ">\n\nIn so much as it shows his limitations.", ">\n\nTrue, he has many weaknesses. But they cover for them well.", ">\n\nTrump is desperate to make his opponents look effete to distract from his needing to have his hand held as we walked down a ramp or having to grasp a glass with two small hands or needing the power of the military to help him beat Covid.", ">\n\nCovfefe", ">\n\nHamburder flu", ">\n\nPerpetrated by the radical left gang member known as the “Hamburglar”", ">\n\nRobble robble", ">\n\nLots of self-proclaimed “alpha males” are wrestling with some cognitive dissonance today.", ">\n\nThey'll figure it out after praying to their favorite NFT of the day", ">\n\nDeSantis's response is going to be \"you know what makes me cry? CRT. Please clap.\"", ">\n\nIt was Jeb Bush that said “please clap.”", ">\n\nStandard playbook. Muddy the waters to make your opponent look “just as bad or worse” than you.", ">\n\nOr at least make up enough stories so that sane people with busy lives aren’t sure anymore. It’s what they’ve done for Zelenskyy, Thunberg, and Fauci.\nThat being said I wouldn’t be surprised if Desantis cried.", ">\n\nOn the one hand, Trump claims this any time he tells a story about anyone asking him for anything. \"He came to me with tears in his eyes.\" It's a bizarre piece of rhetoric he employs at every given opportunity. I think he thinks it makes him look magnanimous while simultaneously making the other person look weak. I have doubts that anyone has expressed any emotion in front of the man for less than $50,000 any time in the past 20 years.\nOn the other hand, DeSantis has no heart, can probably cry on command, and will crawl on his hands and knees across broken glass to jerk off a syphilitic stray dog into his own mouth if it means he gets what he wants.", ">\n\nNow thats an awful image!", ">\n\nThank you, I crafted it while taking a dump.", ">\n\nHope Georgia prosecutors doesn't forget the tweet where Trump admitted to interfering in the Florida election to make sure Desantis won.", ">\n\nAnd everybody clapped.", ">\n\nI dunno, I imagine a lot of people cry when they have to interact with him.", ">\n\nDesantis...\"I've seen the pee tape, and it is the most humiliation thing I've ever seen. Donald even got some in his mouth.\"", ">\n\nIt's just DJT pissing up into his own mouth on a bed the Obama's slept on at the Kremlin", ">\n\nTo be fair, getting a close up whiff of scrambled Sudafed and BigMac diaper blowouts tends to make one’s eyes run a bit.", ">\n\nDesantis is garbage. But this story likely isn't true. Trump claims people cry in front of him all the time. Many of those people aren't even real, they are just folks he made up in his head in the moment. \n\"This big guy, some say a former marine, a lot of people are saying it, really big, tough guy, and he came to me, tears in his eyes, and he said 'Mister Trump, you saved my life,' and it's true, I did save his life, I fought next to him in Afghanistan, that's what people are saying, and you know what? Maybe they're right, maybe I did kill 100 terrorists, because I know terrorists, some of them are my friends, and I say to terrorists, stop with that terror, and you know what? They stop. No one else knows terror and anti-terror like I do, just like that marine said.\"", ">\n\nRoflcopter", ">\n\nTrump knows whatever shit he says in the media will be reported like it was fact first and have to be proven false later", ">\n\n\n\"There were tears coming down from his eyes. He said: 'If you endorse me, I'll win,'\" said Trump.\n\nlmao trump couldnt come up with something better than this?", ">\n\nSeriously lol. It has a lot of \"and then everyone clapped\" energy.", ">\n\nWow who's gonna vote for Little Crybaby Ronnie?", ">\n\nWell as hard as it is to say it, I believe Trump this time. He just left out that they cried together, holding each other in a swampy embrace. Their Depends touching each other and their tentacles creep out and conjoin so they may exchange long protein strings.", ">\n\nTrump: [proceeds to unzip pantaloons]", ">\n\n\npantaloons\n\nrich people pants", ">\n\nNo, it’s crazypants. Right there in the name: pant-of-loons.", ">\n\nSuper convincing story, just trust him it's true. He's a business man! How else can he be so rich if not being totally honest? Btw the water pressure sucks in Florida, you have to flush multiple times. Terrible, terrible leader.", ">\n\n“He said ‘Sir…’”", ">\n\nLying liars lie.", ">\n\nBigly.", ">\n\nTrump says ~~Santos~~ DeSantis cried. ~~Santos~~ DeSantis will claim that he didn't. One of these serial liars would be telling the truth. That has never happened before so the universe might just explode out of sheer surprise.\nEdit: wrong idiot", ">\n\nSantos or DeSantis?", ">\n\nTrump is such a beacon of truth and integrity. Add irony here.", ">\n\nPoor Cry Baby DeSantis", ">\n\n‘Big, strong’ men can’t stop crying around President Trump. Just ask him.", ">\n\nTrump is unbelievable. After all these years he still sounds like a hurt 8 year old.", ">\n\nIt's times like this that having no history of telling any kind of truth really doesn't work in his favor, as much as I want to believe this.", ">\n\nLike everything else Trump has said, I’m sure this is 100% true.\nHe never lies, right?", ">\n\nTo try to make a rival look bad? He'd never do that.", ">\n\nWhile calling him sir. Yawn. We get it, Donald.", ">\n\nHe is a cringe factory and totally seems like type to cry for something when he really wants it, like a big baby.", ">\n\nLol. These people suck so bad.", ">\n\nCrying is okay, folks.\nTrump and DeSantis are shit people, but crying is okay.", ">\n\nProbably.... and Donald Trump poops himself and is a traitor.", ">\n\nFact: trump lies about everything. Fact: trump denigrates his opponents. As much as I want to believe this, it’s probably bull shit.", ">\n\nThey’re both liars, but somehow I believe this.", ">\n\nAnd then DJT shit his Depends.", ">\n\nWatching the republican party implode this election cycle is going to be schadenfreude like I’ve never experienced before.", ">\n\nEverything this piece of shit ever says is a lie. So I’m going to happily report that this is definitely more bullshit from this traitor’s mouth.\nThat being said, unfortunately his base will still eat this up. Because:\n-The Traitorous Piece of Shit said it so it must be true.\n-DeathSentence cried.\n-Crying is womanly.\n-DeathSentence is a woman.\n-MAGA MAGA MAGA\nSomewhere right now a group of Qdiots are saying some spaghetti style version of the exact talking points above.", ">\n\nTrump can piss in his pants because he wears absorbent diapers. It is probably a medical condition so he should not be ashamed.", ">\n\n\"He probably didn't even cry when he was a baby, and then he said..SIR!\"", ">\n\nStormy claims trump cried when she laughed at his mushroom dick", ">\n\nI had thought DeSantis was a SEAL, and therefore unlikely to be crying. I checked Wikipedia and found out the was a lawyer for the SEALs, so different. \nThen I read that he got a Bronze Star after his Iraq tour, but then I found out that the Bronze star is typically awarded as an upgrade from a MSM in combat zones. \nSo now I'm thinking that the crying story is totes believable.", ">\n\nSo…. By using logic we come to the conclusion that he made Trump cry, amiright? 😱", ">\n\nThis asshat is so fucking predictable.", ">\n\ndo you mean Desantis crying? Or Trump lying?", ">\n\nAnd called him sir", ">\n\nNext he'll call his wife ugly", ">\n\nOr say that she has secrets about where she worked.\nOr that his dad killed JFK.", ">\n\nNeither of these fascist deserve to be president.", ">\n\nletthemfight.gif", ">\n\nLet them fight. ding ding", ">\n\nLmao, let the feasting begin.", ">\n\nThis I will believe.", ">\n\nI also heard Trump claimed that anytime DeSantis had to open a jar that was too hard to open he came over to Trump's; in tears.", ">\n\nIt's scary how with the GOP's constant appeasement of the Orange Turd, I can actually see this happening. \nIs Trump lying? Most likely. But I can still see it happening.", ">\n\nAnd he's known for his consistent honesty, so I'm sure this happened.", ">\n\nTrump seems to always endorse people who cry in front of him, only to betray him later. Not a great judge of character if you ask me.", ">\n\nLet me guess, he called him 'Sir,' too. \nBuffoon.", ">\n\nHaha, this is where they've gotten to? \"Desantis is a booger-head and cried in front of me!\"", ">\n\nIt’s going to be fascinating to watch the Republican politicians try to take on trump knowing how deranged the base is. They went along with the insanity and even leaned into it like when Ronny D built a toy wall with his kid in the commercial. They must know it’s impossible to reason with these people. I can only imagine what it will look like when the Trump crazies set their sights on destroying DeSantis.", ">\n\nPlease run as an independent. Please.\nHe's the orange kryptonite to that void of charisma hack from Florida.", ">\n\nAs is with everything Donald says \nIt is more than likely Donald cried Infront of Ronald\nHaha Ronald and Donald", ">\n\nAnyone with \"nald\" needs to be blacklisted from politics.", ">\n\nAnyone with gop, conservative or Republicansl too", ">\n\nLet them eat each other, i for one am and will be enjoying the show", ">\n\nWatching two obese men get into a dick measuring contest is rather disturbing.", ">\n\nEspecially without an electron microscope.", ">\n\nKing Ron is too evil to cry. He has ZERO empathy or compassion. I bet he wouldn’t (or didn’t) cry over his own mother dying.", ">\n\nI didn't see any after the hurricanes or the apartment collapse.", ">\n\nDonald Trump can insult DeSantis on every level and watch Ronnie boy go back to kissing Trump's ass. Just like Ted Cruz. \nThe Republican collective lacks a spine since they clearly just accept incivility and childishness as virtues.", ">\n\nPointless article", ">\n\nI hope they both destroy each other. Our country needs a better leader than these two clowns", ">\n\nBegun, the douche wars have.", ">\n\nDude this is fucking hilarious. Let the GOP burn baby burn", ">\n\n\"It was incredible. I was having lunch at Mar-A-Lago and DeSantis walks up to me with tears in his eyes. And he said. You know what he said? He said 'Mister Trump, you're amazing. Everything a man could be. If you endorse me, I'll win. I'll give you anything you want.' And you know what I said? I said 'No way Jose. I'm the big cheese.' And you know what he did? He ran away crying in his little white boots. So sad. So sad.\"", ">\n\nBelievable until he said “Mr trump”.\nIt’s always “Sir” or “Mr President” when the Cheeto relays his big strong man with tears in his eyes stories.", ">\n\nCan you imagine what Republicans are going to release against Trump when he dies and it’s safe to talk?", ">\n\nThis battle between these two would be fucking hilarious if they didn’t have a serious chance of winning.", ">\n\nWho cares what he says. Hey media, just ignore him and report when he's convicted pretty please.", ">\n\nAs weak as Trump is right now, he knows how to put the hurt on competing right-wing grifters.", ">\n\nTrump wasn't kidding when he said he hasn't changed since he was in first grade. This is the kind of thing a bully tries to tell other kids to make the picked on kid in class look bad. Except the picked on kid deserves it this time so it's hard to feel bad for any of them.", ">\n\nSure, Don. We all 100% believe that's something that happened. Thanks for the update.", ">\n\nGotta hand it to him, Trump really knows how to play to the absolute basest and lowest common denominator of humanity.", ">\n\nMAGA is completely Middle School bullshit.", ">\n\nIs trump lying?\nOr is the torture guy a cry baby?", ">\n\nSmells like 2016 again", ">\n\nHe claims everyone cries when they beg him for something. Could it be they’re just tearing up over the noxious stench emanating from his depends?", ">\n\nBoth r whinny little b!tches", ">\n\nOh I’m sure Trump has leaked a tear or two during a ketchup-smearing tantrum.", ">\n\nThe smell from Trump’s diaper was really bad at the time.", ">\n\nWhen Donny starts losing in the primary and he turns his violent goons on his opponents, that's gonna be a good time. No wonder they all want to see him in jail or dead before the time comes.", ">\n\nThis one actually tracks as being true. DeSantis is a whiner in press conferences I can only imagine what crocodile tears he pulls out while trying to gain power.", ">\n\nNext he is going to say DeSantis sucked his dick and swallowed.", ">\n\nLmao we're in for a wild ride, folks!", ">\n\nI’m sure they both cried together holding each other’s bellies", ">\n\nHonestly I doubt it happened at all, the man spews bullshit nonstop but he's now made one of his most dangerous political rivals look weak. Honestly, Ron was most likely the next to the throne of the republican party. \nRonny needs to come out swinging to appeal to the base cos the base will belief anything that liar will say. \nSo is it a republican party or a maga party is gonna be the question", ">\n\nHe came to me with tears in his eyes and said “sir”", ">\n\nLol this is gonna be good 🍿", ">\n\nI’m thrilled both are running for president. I hope they both keep going. Split the vote!!", ">\n\nRon gave Don head guaranteed", ">\n\nNot sure which of these guys is a bigger idiot", ">\n\nThe one time I want Trump to not be lying…", ">\n\nI cant wait for this lame party of GOP incel s to continue to lose, they are all absolute fucking idiots who have nothing to offer except wining and being so passive and lame and sad sack loser fucking idiots, the worst shit for America, just fucking cry baby losers. Barf.", ">\n\n“Oh sir, sir, please endorse me sir…”", ">\n\nAh, so trmp cried in front of someone when he needed their support. putin? I bet it was putin.", ">\n\nCome on, his knees were starting to hurt!", ">\n\nBut did he “beg like a dog”? The Trumpees love the most crass belittlements. Crying isn’t humiliating enough.", ">\n\n\nTrump Claims DeSantis Cried in Front of Him While Seeking Endorsement\n\nFor once I believe him", ">\n\nThey're both dicks and deserve each other.", ">\n\nBecause crying, as a sign of empathy and emotions, is a crippling wound in the mind of Donald Trump.", ">\n\nUsually, everything that comes out of Trump's mouth is bullshit, but it would not surprise me one bit if it was true.", ">\n\nYea, straight up lie.", ">\n\nCrying is not a weakness. Having said that, both of these guys can get fucked.", ">\n\nIs this even newsworthy? Who cares.", ">\n\nDid we learn nothing from vintage commercials? You gotta save Kodak moments like this to enjoy and share with others on a later date", ">\n\nWhy wouldn’t we believe you Mr Trump, oh that’s right you lie and you hate DeSantis.", ">\n\n\nBig man, strong man, comes up to me - tears in his eyes - he says \"Sir...\"\n\n-", ">\n\nWell, I gotta say, I absolutely believe him . . . and I REALLY bet it looked just like John Turturro begging for his life in Miller's Crossing. \"I'm just a grifter, Trumpy! I'm a nobody!\"", ">\n\nOh man, this is going to get real entertaining if DeSantis starts swinging back. I hope he does, and doe snot just roll over thinking \"it's fine, I'll run in 2028\".\nHe must be aware that, if Trump somehow won in 2024, the country would once again go blue after 4 more years of Trump. The last time he won is poisoned the next 3 elections for republicans. So, DeSantis would have a much worse chance of winning if he waited until 2028. Especially after Trump inevitably attempts to change the rules to allow him to run for a 3rd term.\nThe Conservative subreddit was pretty much ready to ditch Trump after the midterms. They've cooled a bit on that now, and are not paying much attention to these little jabs. But seeing them tear themselves in half when the gloves come off between Trump and DeSantis would really be some quality entertainment.", ">\n\nWhatever you think about his popularity with the broader electorate I wouldn't want to see Trump win even the Republican nomination. If he gets his hands on the levers of power and he knows that constitutionally he is ineligible for another term then he will do everything and anything to retain his grip on power. His last term ended with rednecks shitting in the halls of Congress. Let's not flirt with the idea that letting him win the nomination is good for Democrats. That's some 2016 thinking", ">\n\nWhatever. According to Trump everybody who comes up to talk to him as tears in their eyes. I imagine they're just crying cuz they're too close to God damn Donald Trump.", ">\n\nTrump tells the truth for once.", ">\n\nWho cares? I’m so over this type of stuff…we need to debate policies, attack bad policies…move on from the useless insults.", ">\n\nWe need pics", ">\n\nI doubt this is true but I love that he's using this nonsense on someone who deserves it for once.", ">\n\nDeSantis \"I cry everytime I'm in close proximity to freshly cut onions\" 🤣😙", ">\n\nI'm gonna go ahead and assume this is true, just like I'm gonna go ahead and assume it means trump cried in front of the actual billionaires in control of the GOP when he sought their endorsement.", ">\n\nCan we stop talking about trump for the ever loving fucking love of god. We’re gonna wake up to, “trump doesn’t understand oat milk.” Like fuck off. But it’s hard to stop talking about a guy who sells papers right", ">\n\nTo be fair, if I was stuck in a room with Trump I'd probably cry too.", ">\n\nThis won’t matter to the right. They don’t care. This masculinity “gotcha” will totally miss them. The only way this will ever matter is if they want to leverage against DeSantis later. As long as he is really delivering for the fascists and white supremacists, nothing will matter.", ">\n\nI'm cool with trump's lies sabotaging the republican party.", ">\n\nPeople who give a shit about stuff like this are watching politics like it’s a TV show or sporting event. \nSad.", ">\n\nWow.....when two serial liars tell a story, which one do you believe?!", ">\n\nDesantis vs Trump in primaries is going to be the most ridiculously absurd schoolyard insult fight ever.", ">\n\nTrump lies as easily as he breathes. At this point I’d be way more surprised to hear he told the truth about something", ">\n\nMore of this, please. Rot from within. MORE MORE MORE!", ">\n\nYes. I’m certain this actually happened.", ">\n\nThis one gonna get nasty", ">\n\nHaha it’s going to be fun watching these dogs pee all over eachother", ">\n\nJust another absurd claim that can’t be proven one way or the other. Not that DeSatan isn’t a monstrous liar himself.", ">\n\nI believe it", ">\n\nSo with his track record of projection...\nWhat do you think the over under on trump crying videos existing are?", ">\n\nDeSantis cry? A physical impossibility!", ">\n\nI don't doubt it. He'll do anything to get power.", ">\n\nBig strong man, tears in his eyes.", ">\n\nAs I watch as our democratic republic swirls down the toilet, my only solace is watching these two psychopaths (Trump & DeSantis) go at each other's throats for the Presidency.", ">\n\nI didn't even know DeSantis was a trucker.", ">\n\nHe means his money shot in DeSantis face got him in the eyes, causing them to water. 💦", ">\n\nIt was probably the smell", ">\n\nI choose to believe this, because it’s hilarious to picture.", ">\n\nare they really wearing the exact same outfit lmao", ">\n\nI honestly kind of believe this.", ">\n\nTrump, if you have any kind of solid evidence on these claims, you better start producing them for the press because DeSantis is kicking your ass.", ">\n\nSo what? The two of you are cut from the same dicktater cloth.", ">\n\nLet em fight!", ">\n\nVideo/pics or stfu trumpie!", ">\n\nDon't get me wrong, I dislike DeSantis just as much, but only the orange blob would make fun of someone showing feelings and use it to win internet points.", ">\n\nMust have been the smell", ">\n\nHe just couldn’t keep that card in his pocket. The premature trump played himself.", ">\n\nCan’t out bitchboy this bitchboy", ">\n\nJust this once, I’m going to assume Donald Trump is telling the truth, because fuck Ron DeSantis.", ">\n\nThe thing is, who cares if he cried? I do not like RD (lived in Florida 5 years, moved to another state in 2021, mostly because of what Florida is turning into), but even if he did cry, so what? Trump’s gender lines are so dumb and archaic: crying mad bad.", ">\n\nit doesn't matter.\nif desantis cried desantis fans will say he's human. if joe biden cried desantis fans will say he's weak.", ">\n\nDid he call him “sir” too while crying?", ">\n\nIt brings me great joy that these meatheads are eating each other alive.\nGreat, great joy.", ">\n\nDid Deathanus take it with, or without KY?", ">\n\nYes! Let’s the flames begin!", ">\n\nI CANNOT wait for the primary debates.", ">\n\nStrong guy. Never cried before in his life. Came to me with tears in his eyes asking for my endorsement. What a guy. So disloyal now.", ">\n\nI hate both of them but DeSantis isn't a scared little child. This is a guy who played college baseball - he was a stud. The last person he'd ever cry in front of is Trump that's for sure.", ">\n\nPlaying college baseball has absolutely nothing to do with this lmao.", ">\n\nIt does, it shows he's not a wimp. I hate the fucker with a passion but don't believe he cried in front of Trump. If you played baseball or football in college you'd understand (but clearly you didn't.)", ">\n\nSo when do we get the small penis insults from Trump?", ">\n\nThis is so stupid. There's no evidence but it's still gonna start yet another stage of those twos pissing match and it's hilarious", ">\n\n\"....and then Ron felt trump's massive biceps and begged him to become his personal trainer. Then Ron begged trump to teach him how to cook, make love, and buy property.\"", ">\n\nDid daddy Rump make Ronnie cry", ">\n\nThe best part? This stuff works. I don't know whether I should be impressed by Trump or sad for his supporters. A little of both, I guess.", ">\n\nLol, shit getting real.", ">\n\nTrump trying to appeal to those personality types who buy into egocentric masculinity that doesn’t include boys crying. The same kind of dudes who have to carry firearms to feel safe in society. “Tough on the outside…., repressed, depressed and angry on the inside.”", ">\n\nSomehow I believe Trump on this one.", ">\n\nRon's got 24 hours to get in the booth and buck back with a diss track", ">\n\nThe tiny hands club", ">\n\nThat Desantis wall building video with his kids is the SIMPIEST thing ive ever seen, not only by a politician, but a man. \nTalk about a little germ\nI Believe this....", ">\n\nRepublicans hate any sign of weakness", ">\n\nThis is a story about a liar lying about a liar!", ">\n\nIt's like that empire strikes back seen between Vader and the Emperor. Except two fools 🤣 Space Balls 2 here we come.", ">\n\nThis is the ultimate conservative insult. No \"real man\" would cry, let alone in front of another \"real man\".", ">\n\nKen Watanabi: “Let them fight”", ">\n\nDeSantis is a scammer, they were probably crocodile tears just to manipulate Trump", ">\n\nI'm living for the day tough guy DimSantis bends over for Dear Leader.", ">\n\nNow this is something I actually believe.", ">\n\n🎼 This is how it starrrts 🎶", ">\n\nI hope donald has a tape.", ">\n\nHe thinks he’s the godfather", ">\n\nDownvote every Trump story.", ">\n\nA statement that makes them both look terrible. GOOD", ">\n\nOoo the girls are fighting! Someone grab the popcorn!", ">\n\nDoes Trump have a fetish about crying men coming to him? The man is obsessed with crying men.", ">\n\nAnd we got a winner! Crying DeSantis!", ">\n\nAs a non-American I’m not entirely sure who DeSantis is, though I can see by the comments that he is not well liked. \nBut regardless of his politics, this feels like a weird thing to be arguing about in the news. So what if he did cry? Sometimes being passionate about something makes one cry. Maybe like some are suggesting it was faked. \nWhat’s important is, what does it tell other men when this is news and people are genuinely having this argument in the comments? Why are we still shaming people for feeling their feelings? Even people we don’t like?", ">\n\nWas that before or after the blowjob ?", ">\n\nHe needs to see what tears of laughter look like. He's probably telling Trump that he didn't need his approval to run for anything.", ">\n\nWhy do you have people attacking you from all angles, Ron? Might it be because you are an obnoxious asshole?", ">\n\nFight! Fight! Fight!", ">\n\nLol DeSadness", ">\n\nPeople can confirm this with tears in their eyes, the best people, bigly .\nCovfeve covfeve", ">\n\nDoes anyone believe him? And if not, why even report this? If Trump said the weather was sunny, I’d put on a raincoat before going out. I have no use for DeSantis, but Trump saying anything about anybody does not inform anyone in the least.", ">\n\nThe sexual tension between these two is palpable", ">\n\nAnd so the blood letting kicks into high gear.", ">\n\nLmao. This mother fucker.", ">\n\nThat would actually make Desantis in touch with his feelings and would therefore gain more approval. \nBut these are conservatives we are talking about so feelings/crying=liberal nonsense.", ">\n\nOh, how I hope they keep this up.\nI would love to see them eat themselves up from the inside.", ">\n\nHe probably had tears in his eyes from laughing so hard at trump.", ">\n\nThey both have the weirdest small hands.", ">\n\nI'm loving this childish battle between them", ">\n\nAll of these articles should just be titled “Liar lies again”", ">\n\nLet them fight!", ">\n\nOh, i thought it meant he stunk that bad… sorry….", ">\n\nInsert Shang Tzu \"it has begun\" gif here.", ">\n\nSip on those tears folks", ">\n\nAh, among these idiots, the ultimate shame. I'm sure Desantis is commiting harakiri as we speak.", ">\n\nits almost worth living through this shitty reality to see these morons try to eat each other", ">\n\nDid he please the 5th", ">\n\nEveryone cries in front of Trump. It’s the Eau d’Oignon cologne he wears to cover up his flop sweat stink.", ">\n\nWell yea he probably grabbed Ron by the pussy.", ">\n\nCry-bullies crying", ">\n\nI cried because of him.", ">\n\nLol. And it begins", ">\n\nI know, let's listen to the liar who lied so much a news organization had to make a database to keep track of all of them.", ">\n\nWeepy Ron", ">\n\nHow is this real life?", ">\n\nLol love Reddit", ">\n\nTrump's a lying sack of shit so this probably didn't happen but... It's fun to see them going after each other.\nI just hope neither one wins. At this point, their policies are just angry responses to perceived slights. Tax free gas stoves and the like. It's not about governance, it's just mindless vindictiveness, owning the libs, etc.", ">\n\nTrump and DeSantis two woke babies crying together wearing depends shitting and stewing in it. Useless.", ">\n\nThe real liberation will be when this limp dick idiots wife divorces him and has sex with a man for the first time in years, if she hasn’t already. Trump is utterly useless in every aspect. Many people have said hes impotent, useless and asexual and his wife pukes even looking at his nauseous form, absolutely grotesque.", ">\n\nI believe him" ]

[ "Sooo, this means trump cried in front of someone when seeking endorsement? Putin?", ">\n\nExactly.", ">\n\nWell, now we know exactly who has something over him.", ">\n\nWe do, but we used to, too.", ">\n\nThanks, Mitch.", ">\n\nDonnie DOES love escalators…", ">\n\nSorry for the convenience", ">\n\nI wonder how man times he called Trump \"sir?\"", ">\n\nThis is how it went word for word.\n“Please sir, endorse me sir. How can I be as smart and as good looking as you sir? Or sir, [starts sobbing] you are so wonderful “", ">\n\nDesantis weakly salutes Dear Leader", ">\n\nThe mandatory real-fake cry claim does have Kim-Jong Il vibes.", ">\n\nRed-on-red crime is my favorite kind of crime.", ">\n\nThis one is great hecause half of their base appeal is as tough guys, so telling the nation that one of them was sobbing like a baby in front of the other is a solid move. Now Deathanus has to decide whether to just accept it and be belittled, or start to fight back and fracture the party. 10/10 can’t wait for season finale.", ">\n\nHalf of these guys wouldn’t know the difference between a hatchet and an axe and wouldn’t be able to load and shoot an AR. \nRepublicans in federal government are almost all what they would consider effeminate suburbanites.", ">\n\nIn reality yes. But we know they don’t live there. To them an obese man who wears makeup and lifted shoes while avoiding war because his feet hurt is the epitome of manly.", ">\n\nI love your username. For some reason, that line cracked up my wife and me and we say it all the time.", ">\n\nIt’s so funny how many people get the reference! Workaholics def had its fans but it was never a mainstream smash so it’s crazy how many people recognize one throwaway line from the show!\nNow get in my grapevan pls", ">\n\nCatherine Zeta Jones, she dips beneath lasers, oh oh oh", ">\n\nShe has entrapped me, and Sean Connery! OH oh OH. OH oh OHhh^hh^h", ">\n\nWhen two pieces of shit get together, there will be a whole lot of stories coming out", ">\n\nThis embarrassing DeSantis campaign ad will be played repeatedly as a hit piece. That was some insane level of bootlicking lol. For one rare moment, I think Trump is speaking the truth. DeSantis absolutely cried in front of him and maybe even got on his knees for an endorsement", ">\n\nI had to go show this to my grandma. She screams about Trump and DeSantis til her voice cracks. She said she’s never wished on anyone’s demise before them. And McConnell. The rage in her 4’11”, 74 year old body is immense.", ">\n\nSounds like you've got one righteous grandma", ">\n\nShe marched her lil ass out in January in DC to march with us during Trump’s inauguration. It was actually my 18th birthday and afterwards we stopped and had Ethiopian for the first time. Her first time trying any African food and she still talks about how much she loves it. She sat with me at a tattoo appointment and afterwards we got pizza and ice cream. I love her. She’s an amazing woman.", ">\n\n\nand afterwards we stopped and had Ethiopian\n\nColumbus Circle? Fantastic places up there", ">\n\nWish I could remember. The place was packed. My grandmother and I sat on the end of the table with the vegetarian platter (since i was vegan) so she mostly ate the veg stuff. It was amazing. There’s a good place up in Tampa (Queen of Sheba) but nowhere near as good as this place was.", ">\n\nHe's probably lying but I wouldn't be surprised if its true. Have you ever seen DeSantis in a debate or outside of his hand-picked media reporters? He's so socially awkward and unstable and has the charisma of a garden slug.", ">\n\nTrue. I have noticed him moving his jaw from side to side in nearly every news conference when someone else is at the podium. Odd.", ">\n\nHe's got some kind of behavioral issue. He was never an appealing candidate, but he's surrounded himself and insulated himself with a core group of very politically savvy extremists that are the ones propelling him forward. He's not the political \"genius\" the media paints him out to be. His handlers are but he's an empty suit being controlled by puppeteers.", ">\n\nThat is actually slightly reassuring for someone not so in the know about him, like myself.", ">\n\nIt shouldn't be though. If you start looking in to his core group of advisors and backers these are some terrifying people.", ">\n\nIn so much as it shows his limitations.", ">\n\nTrue, he has many weaknesses. But they cover for them well.", ">\n\nTrump is desperate to make his opponents look effete to distract from his needing to have his hand held as we walked down a ramp or having to grasp a glass with two small hands or needing the power of the military to help him beat Covid.", ">\n\nCovfefe", ">\n\nHamburder flu", ">\n\nPerpetrated by the radical left gang member known as the “Hamburglar”", ">\n\nRobble robble", ">\n\nLots of self-proclaimed “alpha males” are wrestling with some cognitive dissonance today.", ">\n\nThey'll figure it out after praying to their favorite NFT of the day", ">\n\nDeSantis's response is going to be \"you know what makes me cry? CRT. Please clap.\"", ">\n\nIt was Jeb Bush that said “please clap.”", ">\n\nStandard playbook. Muddy the waters to make your opponent look “just as bad or worse” than you.", ">\n\nOr at least make up enough stories so that sane people with busy lives aren’t sure anymore. It’s what they’ve done for Zelenskyy, Thunberg, and Fauci.\nThat being said I wouldn’t be surprised if Desantis cried.", ">\n\nOn the one hand, Trump claims this any time he tells a story about anyone asking him for anything. \"He came to me with tears in his eyes.\" It's a bizarre piece of rhetoric he employs at every given opportunity. I think he thinks it makes him look magnanimous while simultaneously making the other person look weak. I have doubts that anyone has expressed any emotion in front of the man for less than $50,000 any time in the past 20 years.\nOn the other hand, DeSantis has no heart, can probably cry on command, and will crawl on his hands and knees across broken glass to jerk off a syphilitic stray dog into his own mouth if it means he gets what he wants.", ">\n\nNow thats an awful image!", ">\n\nThank you, I crafted it while taking a dump.", ">\n\nHope Georgia prosecutors doesn't forget the tweet where Trump admitted to interfering in the Florida election to make sure Desantis won.", ">\n\nAnd everybody clapped.", ">\n\nI dunno, I imagine a lot of people cry when they have to interact with him.", ">\n\nDesantis...\"I've seen the pee tape, and it is the most humiliation thing I've ever seen. Donald even got some in his mouth.\"", ">\n\nIt's just DJT pissing up into his own mouth on a bed the Obama's slept on at the Kremlin", ">\n\nTo be fair, getting a close up whiff of scrambled Sudafed and BigMac diaper blowouts tends to make one’s eyes run a bit.", ">\n\nDesantis is garbage. But this story likely isn't true. Trump claims people cry in front of him all the time. Many of those people aren't even real, they are just folks he made up in his head in the moment. \n\"This big guy, some say a former marine, a lot of people are saying it, really big, tough guy, and he came to me, tears in his eyes, and he said 'Mister Trump, you saved my life,' and it's true, I did save his life, I fought next to him in Afghanistan, that's what people are saying, and you know what? Maybe they're right, maybe I did kill 100 terrorists, because I know terrorists, some of them are my friends, and I say to terrorists, stop with that terror, and you know what? They stop. No one else knows terror and anti-terror like I do, just like that marine said.\"", ">\n\nRoflcopter", ">\n\nTrump knows whatever shit he says in the media will be reported like it was fact first and have to be proven false later", ">\n\n\n\"There were tears coming down from his eyes. He said: 'If you endorse me, I'll win,'\" said Trump.\n\nlmao trump couldnt come up with something better than this?", ">\n\nSeriously lol. It has a lot of \"and then everyone clapped\" energy.", ">\n\nWow who's gonna vote for Little Crybaby Ronnie?", ">\n\nWell as hard as it is to say it, I believe Trump this time. He just left out that they cried together, holding each other in a swampy embrace. Their Depends touching each other and their tentacles creep out and conjoin so they may exchange long protein strings.", ">\n\nTrump: [proceeds to unzip pantaloons]", ">\n\n\npantaloons\n\nrich people pants", ">\n\nNo, it’s crazypants. Right there in the name: pant-of-loons.", ">\n\nSuper convincing story, just trust him it's true. He's a business man! How else can he be so rich if not being totally honest? Btw the water pressure sucks in Florida, you have to flush multiple times. Terrible, terrible leader.", ">\n\n“He said ‘Sir…’”", ">\n\nLying liars lie.", ">\n\nBigly.", ">\n\nTrump says ~~Santos~~ DeSantis cried. ~~Santos~~ DeSantis will claim that he didn't. One of these serial liars would be telling the truth. That has never happened before so the universe might just explode out of sheer surprise.\nEdit: wrong idiot", ">\n\nSantos or DeSantis?", ">\n\nTrump is such a beacon of truth and integrity. Add irony here.", ">\n\nPoor Cry Baby DeSantis", ">\n\n‘Big, strong’ men can’t stop crying around President Trump. Just ask him.", ">\n\nTrump is unbelievable. After all these years he still sounds like a hurt 8 year old.", ">\n\nIt's times like this that having no history of telling any kind of truth really doesn't work in his favor, as much as I want to believe this.", ">\n\nLike everything else Trump has said, I’m sure this is 100% true.\nHe never lies, right?", ">\n\nTo try to make a rival look bad? He'd never do that.", ">\n\nWhile calling him sir. Yawn. We get it, Donald.", ">\n\nHe is a cringe factory and totally seems like type to cry for something when he really wants it, like a big baby.", ">\n\nLol. These people suck so bad.", ">\n\nCrying is okay, folks.\nTrump and DeSantis are shit people, but crying is okay.", ">\n\nProbably.... and Donald Trump poops himself and is a traitor.", ">\n\nFact: trump lies about everything. Fact: trump denigrates his opponents. As much as I want to believe this, it’s probably bull shit.", ">\n\nThey’re both liars, but somehow I believe this.", ">\n\nAnd then DJT shit his Depends.", ">\n\nWatching the republican party implode this election cycle is going to be schadenfreude like I’ve never experienced before.", ">\n\nEverything this piece of shit ever says is a lie. So I’m going to happily report that this is definitely more bullshit from this traitor’s mouth.\nThat being said, unfortunately his base will still eat this up. Because:\n-The Traitorous Piece of Shit said it so it must be true.\n-DeathSentence cried.\n-Crying is womanly.\n-DeathSentence is a woman.\n-MAGA MAGA MAGA\nSomewhere right now a group of Qdiots are saying some spaghetti style version of the exact talking points above.", ">\n\nTrump can piss in his pants because he wears absorbent diapers. It is probably a medical condition so he should not be ashamed.", ">\n\n\"He probably didn't even cry when he was a baby, and then he said..SIR!\"", ">\n\nStormy claims trump cried when she laughed at his mushroom dick", ">\n\nI had thought DeSantis was a SEAL, and therefore unlikely to be crying. I checked Wikipedia and found out the was a lawyer for the SEALs, so different. \nThen I read that he got a Bronze Star after his Iraq tour, but then I found out that the Bronze star is typically awarded as an upgrade from a MSM in combat zones. \nSo now I'm thinking that the crying story is totes believable.", ">\n\nSo…. By using logic we come to the conclusion that he made Trump cry, amiright? 😱", ">\n\nThis asshat is so fucking predictable.", ">\n\ndo you mean Desantis crying? Or Trump lying?", ">\n\nAnd called him sir", ">\n\nNext he'll call his wife ugly", ">\n\nOr say that she has secrets about where she worked.\nOr that his dad killed JFK.", ">\n\nNeither of these fascist deserve to be president.", ">\n\nletthemfight.gif", ">\n\nLet them fight. ding ding", ">\n\nLmao, let the feasting begin.", ">\n\nThis I will believe.", ">\n\nI also heard Trump claimed that anytime DeSantis had to open a jar that was too hard to open he came over to Trump's; in tears.", ">\n\nIt's scary how with the GOP's constant appeasement of the Orange Turd, I can actually see this happening. \nIs Trump lying? Most likely. But I can still see it happening.", ">\n\nAnd he's known for his consistent honesty, so I'm sure this happened.", ">\n\nTrump seems to always endorse people who cry in front of him, only to betray him later. Not a great judge of character if you ask me.", ">\n\nLet me guess, he called him 'Sir,' too. \nBuffoon.", ">\n\nHaha, this is where they've gotten to? \"Desantis is a booger-head and cried in front of me!\"", ">\n\nIt’s going to be fascinating to watch the Republican politicians try to take on trump knowing how deranged the base is. They went along with the insanity and even leaned into it like when Ronny D built a toy wall with his kid in the commercial. They must know it’s impossible to reason with these people. I can only imagine what it will look like when the Trump crazies set their sights on destroying DeSantis.", ">\n\nPlease run as an independent. Please.\nHe's the orange kryptonite to that void of charisma hack from Florida.", ">\n\nAs is with everything Donald says \nIt is more than likely Donald cried Infront of Ronald\nHaha Ronald and Donald", ">\n\nAnyone with \"nald\" needs to be blacklisted from politics.", ">\n\nAnyone with gop, conservative or Republicansl too", ">\n\nLet them eat each other, i for one am and will be enjoying the show", ">\n\nWatching two obese men get into a dick measuring contest is rather disturbing.", ">\n\nEspecially without an electron microscope.", ">\n\nKing Ron is too evil to cry. He has ZERO empathy or compassion. I bet he wouldn’t (or didn’t) cry over his own mother dying.", ">\n\nI didn't see any after the hurricanes or the apartment collapse.", ">\n\nDonald Trump can insult DeSantis on every level and watch Ronnie boy go back to kissing Trump's ass. Just like Ted Cruz. \nThe Republican collective lacks a spine since they clearly just accept incivility and childishness as virtues.", ">\n\nPointless article", ">\n\nI hope they both destroy each other. Our country needs a better leader than these two clowns", ">\n\nBegun, the douche wars have.", ">\n\nDude this is fucking hilarious. Let the GOP burn baby burn", ">\n\n\"It was incredible. I was having lunch at Mar-A-Lago and DeSantis walks up to me with tears in his eyes. And he said. You know what he said? He said 'Mister Trump, you're amazing. Everything a man could be. If you endorse me, I'll win. I'll give you anything you want.' And you know what I said? I said 'No way Jose. I'm the big cheese.' And you know what he did? He ran away crying in his little white boots. So sad. So sad.\"", ">\n\nBelievable until he said “Mr trump”.\nIt’s always “Sir” or “Mr President” when the Cheeto relays his big strong man with tears in his eyes stories.", ">\n\nCan you imagine what Republicans are going to release against Trump when he dies and it’s safe to talk?", ">\n\nThis battle between these two would be fucking hilarious if they didn’t have a serious chance of winning.", ">\n\nWho cares what he says. Hey media, just ignore him and report when he's convicted pretty please.", ">\n\nAs weak as Trump is right now, he knows how to put the hurt on competing right-wing grifters.", ">\n\nTrump wasn't kidding when he said he hasn't changed since he was in first grade. This is the kind of thing a bully tries to tell other kids to make the picked on kid in class look bad. Except the picked on kid deserves it this time so it's hard to feel bad for any of them.", ">\n\nSure, Don. We all 100% believe that's something that happened. Thanks for the update.", ">\n\nGotta hand it to him, Trump really knows how to play to the absolute basest and lowest common denominator of humanity.", ">\n\nMAGA is completely Middle School bullshit.", ">\n\nIs trump lying?\nOr is the torture guy a cry baby?", ">\n\nSmells like 2016 again", ">\n\nHe claims everyone cries when they beg him for something. Could it be they’re just tearing up over the noxious stench emanating from his depends?", ">\n\nBoth r whinny little b!tches", ">\n\nOh I’m sure Trump has leaked a tear or two during a ketchup-smearing tantrum.", ">\n\nThe smell from Trump’s diaper was really bad at the time.", ">\n\nWhen Donny starts losing in the primary and he turns his violent goons on his opponents, that's gonna be a good time. No wonder they all want to see him in jail or dead before the time comes.", ">\n\nThis one actually tracks as being true. DeSantis is a whiner in press conferences I can only imagine what crocodile tears he pulls out while trying to gain power.", ">\n\nNext he is going to say DeSantis sucked his dick and swallowed.", ">\n\nLmao we're in for a wild ride, folks!", ">\n\nI’m sure they both cried together holding each other’s bellies", ">\n\nHonestly I doubt it happened at all, the man spews bullshit nonstop but he's now made one of his most dangerous political rivals look weak. Honestly, Ron was most likely the next to the throne of the republican party. \nRonny needs to come out swinging to appeal to the base cos the base will belief anything that liar will say. \nSo is it a republican party or a maga party is gonna be the question", ">\n\nHe came to me with tears in his eyes and said “sir”", ">\n\nLol this is gonna be good 🍿", ">\n\nI’m thrilled both are running for president. I hope they both keep going. Split the vote!!", ">\n\nRon gave Don head guaranteed", ">\n\nNot sure which of these guys is a bigger idiot", ">\n\nThe one time I want Trump to not be lying…", ">\n\nI cant wait for this lame party of GOP incel s to continue to lose, they are all absolute fucking idiots who have nothing to offer except wining and being so passive and lame and sad sack loser fucking idiots, the worst shit for America, just fucking cry baby losers. Barf.", ">\n\n“Oh sir, sir, please endorse me sir…”", ">\n\nAh, so trmp cried in front of someone when he needed their support. putin? I bet it was putin.", ">\n\nCome on, his knees were starting to hurt!", ">\n\nBut did he “beg like a dog”? The Trumpees love the most crass belittlements. Crying isn’t humiliating enough.", ">\n\n\nTrump Claims DeSantis Cried in Front of Him While Seeking Endorsement\n\nFor once I believe him", ">\n\nThey're both dicks and deserve each other.", ">\n\nBecause crying, as a sign of empathy and emotions, is a crippling wound in the mind of Donald Trump.", ">\n\nUsually, everything that comes out of Trump's mouth is bullshit, but it would not surprise me one bit if it was true.", ">\n\nYea, straight up lie.", ">\n\nCrying is not a weakness. Having said that, both of these guys can get fucked.", ">\n\nIs this even newsworthy? Who cares.", ">\n\nDid we learn nothing from vintage commercials? You gotta save Kodak moments like this to enjoy and share with others on a later date", ">\n\nWhy wouldn’t we believe you Mr Trump, oh that’s right you lie and you hate DeSantis.", ">\n\n\nBig man, strong man, comes up to me - tears in his eyes - he says \"Sir...\"\n\n-", ">\n\nWell, I gotta say, I absolutely believe him . . . and I REALLY bet it looked just like John Turturro begging for his life in Miller's Crossing. \"I'm just a grifter, Trumpy! I'm a nobody!\"", ">\n\nOh man, this is going to get real entertaining if DeSantis starts swinging back. I hope he does, and doe snot just roll over thinking \"it's fine, I'll run in 2028\".\nHe must be aware that, if Trump somehow won in 2024, the country would once again go blue after 4 more years of Trump. The last time he won is poisoned the next 3 elections for republicans. So, DeSantis would have a much worse chance of winning if he waited until 2028. Especially after Trump inevitably attempts to change the rules to allow him to run for a 3rd term.\nThe Conservative subreddit was pretty much ready to ditch Trump after the midterms. They've cooled a bit on that now, and are not paying much attention to these little jabs. But seeing them tear themselves in half when the gloves come off between Trump and DeSantis would really be some quality entertainment.", ">\n\nWhatever you think about his popularity with the broader electorate I wouldn't want to see Trump win even the Republican nomination. If he gets his hands on the levers of power and he knows that constitutionally he is ineligible for another term then he will do everything and anything to retain his grip on power. His last term ended with rednecks shitting in the halls of Congress. Let's not flirt with the idea that letting him win the nomination is good for Democrats. That's some 2016 thinking", ">\n\nWhatever. According to Trump everybody who comes up to talk to him as tears in their eyes. I imagine they're just crying cuz they're too close to God damn Donald Trump.", ">\n\nTrump tells the truth for once.", ">\n\nWho cares? I’m so over this type of stuff…we need to debate policies, attack bad policies…move on from the useless insults.", ">\n\nWe need pics", ">\n\nI doubt this is true but I love that he's using this nonsense on someone who deserves it for once.", ">\n\nDeSantis \"I cry everytime I'm in close proximity to freshly cut onions\" 🤣😙", ">\n\nI'm gonna go ahead and assume this is true, just like I'm gonna go ahead and assume it means trump cried in front of the actual billionaires in control of the GOP when he sought their endorsement.", ">\n\nCan we stop talking about trump for the ever loving fucking love of god. We’re gonna wake up to, “trump doesn’t understand oat milk.” Like fuck off. But it’s hard to stop talking about a guy who sells papers right", ">\n\nTo be fair, if I was stuck in a room with Trump I'd probably cry too.", ">\n\nThis won’t matter to the right. They don’t care. This masculinity “gotcha” will totally miss them. The only way this will ever matter is if they want to leverage against DeSantis later. As long as he is really delivering for the fascists and white supremacists, nothing will matter.", ">\n\nI'm cool with trump's lies sabotaging the republican party.", ">\n\nPeople who give a shit about stuff like this are watching politics like it’s a TV show or sporting event. \nSad.", ">\n\nWow.....when two serial liars tell a story, which one do you believe?!", ">\n\nDesantis vs Trump in primaries is going to be the most ridiculously absurd schoolyard insult fight ever.", ">\n\nTrump lies as easily as he breathes. At this point I’d be way more surprised to hear he told the truth about something", ">\n\nMore of this, please. Rot from within. MORE MORE MORE!", ">\n\nYes. I’m certain this actually happened.", ">\n\nThis one gonna get nasty", ">\n\nHaha it’s going to be fun watching these dogs pee all over eachother", ">\n\nJust another absurd claim that can’t be proven one way or the other. Not that DeSatan isn’t a monstrous liar himself.", ">\n\nI believe it", ">\n\nSo with his track record of projection...\nWhat do you think the over under on trump crying videos existing are?", ">\n\nDeSantis cry? A physical impossibility!", ">\n\nI don't doubt it. He'll do anything to get power.", ">\n\nBig strong man, tears in his eyes.", ">\n\nAs I watch as our democratic republic swirls down the toilet, my only solace is watching these two psychopaths (Trump & DeSantis) go at each other's throats for the Presidency.", ">\n\nI didn't even know DeSantis was a trucker.", ">\n\nHe means his money shot in DeSantis face got him in the eyes, causing them to water. 💦", ">\n\nIt was probably the smell", ">\n\nI choose to believe this, because it’s hilarious to picture.", ">\n\nare they really wearing the exact same outfit lmao", ">\n\nI honestly kind of believe this.", ">\n\nTrump, if you have any kind of solid evidence on these claims, you better start producing them for the press because DeSantis is kicking your ass.", ">\n\nSo what? The two of you are cut from the same dicktater cloth.", ">\n\nLet em fight!", ">\n\nVideo/pics or stfu trumpie!", ">\n\nDon't get me wrong, I dislike DeSantis just as much, but only the orange blob would make fun of someone showing feelings and use it to win internet points.", ">\n\nMust have been the smell", ">\n\nHe just couldn’t keep that card in his pocket. The premature trump played himself.", ">\n\nCan’t out bitchboy this bitchboy", ">\n\nJust this once, I’m going to assume Donald Trump is telling the truth, because fuck Ron DeSantis.", ">\n\nThe thing is, who cares if he cried? I do not like RD (lived in Florida 5 years, moved to another state in 2021, mostly because of what Florida is turning into), but even if he did cry, so what? Trump’s gender lines are so dumb and archaic: crying mad bad.", ">\n\nit doesn't matter.\nif desantis cried desantis fans will say he's human. if joe biden cried desantis fans will say he's weak.", ">\n\nDid he call him “sir” too while crying?", ">\n\nIt brings me great joy that these meatheads are eating each other alive.\nGreat, great joy.", ">\n\nDid Deathanus take it with, or without KY?", ">\n\nYes! Let’s the flames begin!", ">\n\nI CANNOT wait for the primary debates.", ">\n\nStrong guy. Never cried before in his life. Came to me with tears in his eyes asking for my endorsement. What a guy. So disloyal now.", ">\n\nI hate both of them but DeSantis isn't a scared little child. This is a guy who played college baseball - he was a stud. The last person he'd ever cry in front of is Trump that's for sure.", ">\n\nPlaying college baseball has absolutely nothing to do with this lmao.", ">\n\nIt does, it shows he's not a wimp. I hate the fucker with a passion but don't believe he cried in front of Trump. If you played baseball or football in college you'd understand (but clearly you didn't.)", ">\n\nSo when do we get the small penis insults from Trump?", ">\n\nThis is so stupid. There's no evidence but it's still gonna start yet another stage of those twos pissing match and it's hilarious", ">\n\n\"....and then Ron felt trump's massive biceps and begged him to become his personal trainer. Then Ron begged trump to teach him how to cook, make love, and buy property.\"", ">\n\nDid daddy Rump make Ronnie cry", ">\n\nThe best part? This stuff works. I don't know whether I should be impressed by Trump or sad for his supporters. A little of both, I guess.", ">\n\nLol, shit getting real.", ">\n\nTrump trying to appeal to those personality types who buy into egocentric masculinity that doesn’t include boys crying. The same kind of dudes who have to carry firearms to feel safe in society. “Tough on the outside…., repressed, depressed and angry on the inside.”", ">\n\nSomehow I believe Trump on this one.", ">\n\nRon's got 24 hours to get in the booth and buck back with a diss track", ">\n\nThe tiny hands club", ">\n\nThat Desantis wall building video with his kids is the SIMPIEST thing ive ever seen, not only by a politician, but a man. \nTalk about a little germ\nI Believe this....", ">\n\nRepublicans hate any sign of weakness", ">\n\nThis is a story about a liar lying about a liar!", ">\n\nIt's like that empire strikes back seen between Vader and the Emperor. Except two fools 🤣 Space Balls 2 here we come.", ">\n\nThis is the ultimate conservative insult. No \"real man\" would cry, let alone in front of another \"real man\".", ">\n\nKen Watanabi: “Let them fight”", ">\n\nDeSantis is a scammer, they were probably crocodile tears just to manipulate Trump", ">\n\nI'm living for the day tough guy DimSantis bends over for Dear Leader.", ">\n\nNow this is something I actually believe.", ">\n\n🎼 This is how it starrrts 🎶", ">\n\nI hope donald has a tape.", ">\n\nHe thinks he’s the godfather", ">\n\nDownvote every Trump story.", ">\n\nA statement that makes them both look terrible. GOOD", ">\n\nOoo the girls are fighting! Someone grab the popcorn!", ">\n\nDoes Trump have a fetish about crying men coming to him? The man is obsessed with crying men.", ">\n\nAnd we got a winner! Crying DeSantis!", ">\n\nAs a non-American I’m not entirely sure who DeSantis is, though I can see by the comments that he is not well liked. \nBut regardless of his politics, this feels like a weird thing to be arguing about in the news. So what if he did cry? Sometimes being passionate about something makes one cry. Maybe like some are suggesting it was faked. \nWhat’s important is, what does it tell other men when this is news and people are genuinely having this argument in the comments? Why are we still shaming people for feeling their feelings? Even people we don’t like?", ">\n\nWas that before or after the blowjob ?", ">\n\nHe needs to see what tears of laughter look like. He's probably telling Trump that he didn't need his approval to run for anything.", ">\n\nWhy do you have people attacking you from all angles, Ron? Might it be because you are an obnoxious asshole?", ">\n\nFight! Fight! Fight!", ">\n\nLol DeSadness", ">\n\nPeople can confirm this with tears in their eyes, the best people, bigly .\nCovfeve covfeve", ">\n\nDoes anyone believe him? And if not, why even report this? If Trump said the weather was sunny, I’d put on a raincoat before going out. I have no use for DeSantis, but Trump saying anything about anybody does not inform anyone in the least.", ">\n\nThe sexual tension between these two is palpable", ">\n\nAnd so the blood letting kicks into high gear.", ">\n\nLmao. This mother fucker.", ">\n\nThat would actually make Desantis in touch with his feelings and would therefore gain more approval. \nBut these are conservatives we are talking about so feelings/crying=liberal nonsense.", ">\n\nOh, how I hope they keep this up.\nI would love to see them eat themselves up from the inside.", ">\n\nHe probably had tears in his eyes from laughing so hard at trump.", ">\n\nThey both have the weirdest small hands.", ">\n\nI'm loving this childish battle between them", ">\n\nAll of these articles should just be titled “Liar lies again”", ">\n\nLet them fight!", ">\n\nOh, i thought it meant he stunk that bad… sorry….", ">\n\nInsert Shang Tzu \"it has begun\" gif here.", ">\n\nSip on those tears folks", ">\n\nAh, among these idiots, the ultimate shame. I'm sure Desantis is commiting harakiri as we speak.", ">\n\nits almost worth living through this shitty reality to see these morons try to eat each other", ">\n\nDid he please the 5th", ">\n\nEveryone cries in front of Trump. It’s the Eau d’Oignon cologne he wears to cover up his flop sweat stink.", ">\n\nWell yea he probably grabbed Ron by the pussy.", ">\n\nCry-bullies crying", ">\n\nI cried because of him.", ">\n\nLol. And it begins", ">\n\nI know, let's listen to the liar who lied so much a news organization had to make a database to keep track of all of them.", ">\n\nWeepy Ron", ">\n\nHow is this real life?", ">\n\nLol love Reddit", ">\n\nTrump's a lying sack of shit so this probably didn't happen but... It's fun to see them going after each other.\nI just hope neither one wins. At this point, their policies are just angry responses to perceived slights. Tax free gas stoves and the like. It's not about governance, it's just mindless vindictiveness, owning the libs, etc.", ">\n\nTrump and DeSantis two woke babies crying together wearing depends shitting and stewing in it. Useless.", ">\n\nThe real liberation will be when this limp dick idiots wife divorces him and has sex with a man for the first time in years, if she hasn’t already. Trump is utterly useless in every aspect. Many people have said hes impotent, useless and asexual and his wife pukes even looking at his nauseous form, absolutely grotesque.", ">\n\nI believe him", ">\n\nYou can bet that Trump is scared as shit of someone if he denounces him/her!" ]

[ "Sooo, this means trump cried in front of someone when seeking endorsement? Putin?", ">\n\nExactly.", ">\n\nWell, now we know exactly who has something over him.", ">\n\nWe do, but we used to, too.", ">\n\nThanks, Mitch.", ">\n\nDonnie DOES love escalators…", ">\n\nSorry for the convenience", ">\n\nI wonder how man times he called Trump \"sir?\"", ">\n\nThis is how it went word for word.\n“Please sir, endorse me sir. How can I be as smart and as good looking as you sir? Or sir, [starts sobbing] you are so wonderful “", ">\n\nDesantis weakly salutes Dear Leader", ">\n\nThe mandatory real-fake cry claim does have Kim-Jong Il vibes.", ">\n\nRed-on-red crime is my favorite kind of crime.", ">\n\nThis one is great hecause half of their base appeal is as tough guys, so telling the nation that one of them was sobbing like a baby in front of the other is a solid move. Now Deathanus has to decide whether to just accept it and be belittled, or start to fight back and fracture the party. 10/10 can’t wait for season finale.", ">\n\nHalf of these guys wouldn’t know the difference between a hatchet and an axe and wouldn’t be able to load and shoot an AR. \nRepublicans in federal government are almost all what they would consider effeminate suburbanites.", ">\n\nIn reality yes. But we know they don’t live there. To them an obese man who wears makeup and lifted shoes while avoiding war because his feet hurt is the epitome of manly.", ">\n\nI love your username. For some reason, that line cracked up my wife and me and we say it all the time.", ">\n\nIt’s so funny how many people get the reference! Workaholics def had its fans but it was never a mainstream smash so it’s crazy how many people recognize one throwaway line from the show!\nNow get in my grapevan pls", ">\n\nCatherine Zeta Jones, she dips beneath lasers, oh oh oh", ">\n\nShe has entrapped me, and Sean Connery! OH oh OH. OH oh OHhh^hh^h", ">\n\nWhen two pieces of shit get together, there will be a whole lot of stories coming out", ">\n\nThis embarrassing DeSantis campaign ad will be played repeatedly as a hit piece. That was some insane level of bootlicking lol. For one rare moment, I think Trump is speaking the truth. DeSantis absolutely cried in front of him and maybe even got on his knees for an endorsement", ">\n\nI had to go show this to my grandma. She screams about Trump and DeSantis til her voice cracks. She said she’s never wished on anyone’s demise before them. And McConnell. The rage in her 4’11”, 74 year old body is immense.", ">\n\nSounds like you've got one righteous grandma", ">\n\nShe marched her lil ass out in January in DC to march with us during Trump’s inauguration. It was actually my 18th birthday and afterwards we stopped and had Ethiopian for the first time. Her first time trying any African food and she still talks about how much she loves it. She sat with me at a tattoo appointment and afterwards we got pizza and ice cream. I love her. She’s an amazing woman.", ">\n\n\nand afterwards we stopped and had Ethiopian\n\nColumbus Circle? Fantastic places up there", ">\n\nWish I could remember. The place was packed. My grandmother and I sat on the end of the table with the vegetarian platter (since i was vegan) so she mostly ate the veg stuff. It was amazing. There’s a good place up in Tampa (Queen of Sheba) but nowhere near as good as this place was.", ">\n\nHe's probably lying but I wouldn't be surprised if its true. Have you ever seen DeSantis in a debate or outside of his hand-picked media reporters? He's so socially awkward and unstable and has the charisma of a garden slug.", ">\n\nTrue. I have noticed him moving his jaw from side to side in nearly every news conference when someone else is at the podium. Odd.", ">\n\nHe's got some kind of behavioral issue. He was never an appealing candidate, but he's surrounded himself and insulated himself with a core group of very politically savvy extremists that are the ones propelling him forward. He's not the political \"genius\" the media paints him out to be. His handlers are but he's an empty suit being controlled by puppeteers.", ">\n\nThat is actually slightly reassuring for someone not so in the know about him, like myself.", ">\n\nIt shouldn't be though. If you start looking in to his core group of advisors and backers these are some terrifying people.", ">\n\nIn so much as it shows his limitations.", ">\n\nTrue, he has many weaknesses. But they cover for them well.", ">\n\nTrump is desperate to make his opponents look effete to distract from his needing to have his hand held as we walked down a ramp or having to grasp a glass with two small hands or needing the power of the military to help him beat Covid.", ">\n\nCovfefe", ">\n\nHamburder flu", ">\n\nPerpetrated by the radical left gang member known as the “Hamburglar”", ">\n\nRobble robble", ">\n\nLots of self-proclaimed “alpha males” are wrestling with some cognitive dissonance today.", ">\n\nThey'll figure it out after praying to their favorite NFT of the day", ">\n\nDeSantis's response is going to be \"you know what makes me cry? CRT. Please clap.\"", ">\n\nIt was Jeb Bush that said “please clap.”", ">\n\nStandard playbook. Muddy the waters to make your opponent look “just as bad or worse” than you.", ">\n\nOr at least make up enough stories so that sane people with busy lives aren’t sure anymore. It’s what they’ve done for Zelenskyy, Thunberg, and Fauci.\nThat being said I wouldn’t be surprised if Desantis cried.", ">\n\nOn the one hand, Trump claims this any time he tells a story about anyone asking him for anything. \"He came to me with tears in his eyes.\" It's a bizarre piece of rhetoric he employs at every given opportunity. I think he thinks it makes him look magnanimous while simultaneously making the other person look weak. I have doubts that anyone has expressed any emotion in front of the man for less than $50,000 any time in the past 20 years.\nOn the other hand, DeSantis has no heart, can probably cry on command, and will crawl on his hands and knees across broken glass to jerk off a syphilitic stray dog into his own mouth if it means he gets what he wants.", ">\n\nNow thats an awful image!", ">\n\nThank you, I crafted it while taking a dump.", ">\n\nHope Georgia prosecutors doesn't forget the tweet where Trump admitted to interfering in the Florida election to make sure Desantis won.", ">\n\nAnd everybody clapped.", ">\n\nI dunno, I imagine a lot of people cry when they have to interact with him.", ">\n\nDesantis...\"I've seen the pee tape, and it is the most humiliation thing I've ever seen. Donald even got some in his mouth.\"", ">\n\nIt's just DJT pissing up into his own mouth on a bed the Obama's slept on at the Kremlin", ">\n\nTo be fair, getting a close up whiff of scrambled Sudafed and BigMac diaper blowouts tends to make one’s eyes run a bit.", ">\n\nDesantis is garbage. But this story likely isn't true. Trump claims people cry in front of him all the time. Many of those people aren't even real, they are just folks he made up in his head in the moment. \n\"This big guy, some say a former marine, a lot of people are saying it, really big, tough guy, and he came to me, tears in his eyes, and he said 'Mister Trump, you saved my life,' and it's true, I did save his life, I fought next to him in Afghanistan, that's what people are saying, and you know what? Maybe they're right, maybe I did kill 100 terrorists, because I know terrorists, some of them are my friends, and I say to terrorists, stop with that terror, and you know what? They stop. No one else knows terror and anti-terror like I do, just like that marine said.\"", ">\n\nRoflcopter", ">\n\nTrump knows whatever shit he says in the media will be reported like it was fact first and have to be proven false later", ">\n\n\n\"There were tears coming down from his eyes. He said: 'If you endorse me, I'll win,'\" said Trump.\n\nlmao trump couldnt come up with something better than this?", ">\n\nSeriously lol. It has a lot of \"and then everyone clapped\" energy.", ">\n\nWow who's gonna vote for Little Crybaby Ronnie?", ">\n\nWell as hard as it is to say it, I believe Trump this time. He just left out that they cried together, holding each other in a swampy embrace. Their Depends touching each other and their tentacles creep out and conjoin so they may exchange long protein strings.", ">\n\nTrump: [proceeds to unzip pantaloons]", ">\n\n\npantaloons\n\nrich people pants", ">\n\nNo, it’s crazypants. Right there in the name: pant-of-loons.", ">\n\nSuper convincing story, just trust him it's true. He's a business man! How else can he be so rich if not being totally honest? Btw the water pressure sucks in Florida, you have to flush multiple times. Terrible, terrible leader.", ">\n\n“He said ‘Sir…’”", ">\n\nLying liars lie.", ">\n\nBigly.", ">\n\nTrump says ~~Santos~~ DeSantis cried. ~~Santos~~ DeSantis will claim that he didn't. One of these serial liars would be telling the truth. That has never happened before so the universe might just explode out of sheer surprise.\nEdit: wrong idiot", ">\n\nSantos or DeSantis?", ">\n\nTrump is such a beacon of truth and integrity. Add irony here.", ">\n\nPoor Cry Baby DeSantis", ">\n\n‘Big, strong’ men can’t stop crying around President Trump. Just ask him.", ">\n\nTrump is unbelievable. After all these years he still sounds like a hurt 8 year old.", ">\n\nIt's times like this that having no history of telling any kind of truth really doesn't work in his favor, as much as I want to believe this.", ">\n\nLike everything else Trump has said, I’m sure this is 100% true.\nHe never lies, right?", ">\n\nTo try to make a rival look bad? He'd never do that.", ">\n\nWhile calling him sir. Yawn. We get it, Donald.", ">\n\nHe is a cringe factory and totally seems like type to cry for something when he really wants it, like a big baby.", ">\n\nLol. These people suck so bad.", ">\n\nCrying is okay, folks.\nTrump and DeSantis are shit people, but crying is okay.", ">\n\nProbably.... and Donald Trump poops himself and is a traitor.", ">\n\nFact: trump lies about everything. Fact: trump denigrates his opponents. As much as I want to believe this, it’s probably bull shit.", ">\n\nThey’re both liars, but somehow I believe this.", ">\n\nAnd then DJT shit his Depends.", ">\n\nWatching the republican party implode this election cycle is going to be schadenfreude like I’ve never experienced before.", ">\n\nEverything this piece of shit ever says is a lie. So I’m going to happily report that this is definitely more bullshit from this traitor’s mouth.\nThat being said, unfortunately his base will still eat this up. Because:\n-The Traitorous Piece of Shit said it so it must be true.\n-DeathSentence cried.\n-Crying is womanly.\n-DeathSentence is a woman.\n-MAGA MAGA MAGA\nSomewhere right now a group of Qdiots are saying some spaghetti style version of the exact talking points above.", ">\n\nTrump can piss in his pants because he wears absorbent diapers. It is probably a medical condition so he should not be ashamed.", ">\n\n\"He probably didn't even cry when he was a baby, and then he said..SIR!\"", ">\n\nStormy claims trump cried when she laughed at his mushroom dick", ">\n\nI had thought DeSantis was a SEAL, and therefore unlikely to be crying. I checked Wikipedia and found out the was a lawyer for the SEALs, so different. \nThen I read that he got a Bronze Star after his Iraq tour, but then I found out that the Bronze star is typically awarded as an upgrade from a MSM in combat zones. \nSo now I'm thinking that the crying story is totes believable.", ">\n\nSo…. By using logic we come to the conclusion that he made Trump cry, amiright? 😱", ">\n\nThis asshat is so fucking predictable.", ">\n\ndo you mean Desantis crying? Or Trump lying?", ">\n\nAnd called him sir", ">\n\nNext he'll call his wife ugly", ">\n\nOr say that she has secrets about where she worked.\nOr that his dad killed JFK.", ">\n\nNeither of these fascist deserve to be president.", ">\n\nletthemfight.gif", ">\n\nLet them fight. ding ding", ">\n\nLmao, let the feasting begin.", ">\n\nThis I will believe.", ">\n\nI also heard Trump claimed that anytime DeSantis had to open a jar that was too hard to open he came over to Trump's; in tears.", ">\n\nIt's scary how with the GOP's constant appeasement of the Orange Turd, I can actually see this happening. \nIs Trump lying? Most likely. But I can still see it happening.", ">\n\nAnd he's known for his consistent honesty, so I'm sure this happened.", ">\n\nTrump seems to always endorse people who cry in front of him, only to betray him later. Not a great judge of character if you ask me.", ">\n\nLet me guess, he called him 'Sir,' too. \nBuffoon.", ">\n\nHaha, this is where they've gotten to? \"Desantis is a booger-head and cried in front of me!\"", ">\n\nIt’s going to be fascinating to watch the Republican politicians try to take on trump knowing how deranged the base is. They went along with the insanity and even leaned into it like when Ronny D built a toy wall with his kid in the commercial. They must know it’s impossible to reason with these people. I can only imagine what it will look like when the Trump crazies set their sights on destroying DeSantis.", ">\n\nPlease run as an independent. Please.\nHe's the orange kryptonite to that void of charisma hack from Florida.", ">\n\nAs is with everything Donald says \nIt is more than likely Donald cried Infront of Ronald\nHaha Ronald and Donald", ">\n\nAnyone with \"nald\" needs to be blacklisted from politics.", ">\n\nAnyone with gop, conservative or Republicansl too", ">\n\nLet them eat each other, i for one am and will be enjoying the show", ">\n\nWatching two obese men get into a dick measuring contest is rather disturbing.", ">\n\nEspecially without an electron microscope.", ">\n\nKing Ron is too evil to cry. He has ZERO empathy or compassion. I bet he wouldn’t (or didn’t) cry over his own mother dying.", ">\n\nI didn't see any after the hurricanes or the apartment collapse.", ">\n\nDonald Trump can insult DeSantis on every level and watch Ronnie boy go back to kissing Trump's ass. Just like Ted Cruz. \nThe Republican collective lacks a spine since they clearly just accept incivility and childishness as virtues.", ">\n\nPointless article", ">\n\nI hope they both destroy each other. Our country needs a better leader than these two clowns", ">\n\nBegun, the douche wars have.", ">\n\nDude this is fucking hilarious. Let the GOP burn baby burn", ">\n\n\"It was incredible. I was having lunch at Mar-A-Lago and DeSantis walks up to me with tears in his eyes. And he said. You know what he said? He said 'Mister Trump, you're amazing. Everything a man could be. If you endorse me, I'll win. I'll give you anything you want.' And you know what I said? I said 'No way Jose. I'm the big cheese.' And you know what he did? He ran away crying in his little white boots. So sad. So sad.\"", ">\n\nBelievable until he said “Mr trump”.\nIt’s always “Sir” or “Mr President” when the Cheeto relays his big strong man with tears in his eyes stories.", ">\n\nCan you imagine what Republicans are going to release against Trump when he dies and it’s safe to talk?", ">\n\nThis battle between these two would be fucking hilarious if they didn’t have a serious chance of winning.", ">\n\nWho cares what he says. Hey media, just ignore him and report when he's convicted pretty please.", ">\n\nAs weak as Trump is right now, he knows how to put the hurt on competing right-wing grifters.", ">\n\nTrump wasn't kidding when he said he hasn't changed since he was in first grade. This is the kind of thing a bully tries to tell other kids to make the picked on kid in class look bad. Except the picked on kid deserves it this time so it's hard to feel bad for any of them.", ">\n\nSure, Don. We all 100% believe that's something that happened. Thanks for the update.", ">\n\nGotta hand it to him, Trump really knows how to play to the absolute basest and lowest common denominator of humanity.", ">\n\nMAGA is completely Middle School bullshit.", ">\n\nIs trump lying?\nOr is the torture guy a cry baby?", ">\n\nSmells like 2016 again", ">\n\nHe claims everyone cries when they beg him for something. Could it be they’re just tearing up over the noxious stench emanating from his depends?", ">\n\nBoth r whinny little b!tches", ">\n\nOh I’m sure Trump has leaked a tear or two during a ketchup-smearing tantrum.", ">\n\nThe smell from Trump’s diaper was really bad at the time.", ">\n\nWhen Donny starts losing in the primary and he turns his violent goons on his opponents, that's gonna be a good time. No wonder they all want to see him in jail or dead before the time comes.", ">\n\nThis one actually tracks as being true. DeSantis is a whiner in press conferences I can only imagine what crocodile tears he pulls out while trying to gain power.", ">\n\nNext he is going to say DeSantis sucked his dick and swallowed.", ">\n\nLmao we're in for a wild ride, folks!", ">\n\nI’m sure they both cried together holding each other’s bellies", ">\n\nHonestly I doubt it happened at all, the man spews bullshit nonstop but he's now made one of his most dangerous political rivals look weak. Honestly, Ron was most likely the next to the throne of the republican party. \nRonny needs to come out swinging to appeal to the base cos the base will belief anything that liar will say. \nSo is it a republican party or a maga party is gonna be the question", ">\n\nHe came to me with tears in his eyes and said “sir”", ">\n\nLol this is gonna be good 🍿", ">\n\nI’m thrilled both are running for president. I hope they both keep going. Split the vote!!", ">\n\nRon gave Don head guaranteed", ">\n\nNot sure which of these guys is a bigger idiot", ">\n\nThe one time I want Trump to not be lying…", ">\n\nI cant wait for this lame party of GOP incel s to continue to lose, they are all absolute fucking idiots who have nothing to offer except wining and being so passive and lame and sad sack loser fucking idiots, the worst shit for America, just fucking cry baby losers. Barf.", ">\n\n“Oh sir, sir, please endorse me sir…”", ">\n\nAh, so trmp cried in front of someone when he needed their support. putin? I bet it was putin.", ">\n\nCome on, his knees were starting to hurt!", ">\n\nBut did he “beg like a dog”? The Trumpees love the most crass belittlements. Crying isn’t humiliating enough.", ">\n\n\nTrump Claims DeSantis Cried in Front of Him While Seeking Endorsement\n\nFor once I believe him", ">\n\nThey're both dicks and deserve each other.", ">\n\nBecause crying, as a sign of empathy and emotions, is a crippling wound in the mind of Donald Trump.", ">\n\nUsually, everything that comes out of Trump's mouth is bullshit, but it would not surprise me one bit if it was true.", ">\n\nYea, straight up lie.", ">\n\nCrying is not a weakness. Having said that, both of these guys can get fucked.", ">\n\nIs this even newsworthy? Who cares.", ">\n\nDid we learn nothing from vintage commercials? You gotta save Kodak moments like this to enjoy and share with others on a later date", ">\n\nWhy wouldn’t we believe you Mr Trump, oh that’s right you lie and you hate DeSantis.", ">\n\n\nBig man, strong man, comes up to me - tears in his eyes - he says \"Sir...\"\n\n-", ">\n\nWell, I gotta say, I absolutely believe him . . . and I REALLY bet it looked just like John Turturro begging for his life in Miller's Crossing. \"I'm just a grifter, Trumpy! I'm a nobody!\"", ">\n\nOh man, this is going to get real entertaining if DeSantis starts swinging back. I hope he does, and doe snot just roll over thinking \"it's fine, I'll run in 2028\".\nHe must be aware that, if Trump somehow won in 2024, the country would once again go blue after 4 more years of Trump. The last time he won is poisoned the next 3 elections for republicans. So, DeSantis would have a much worse chance of winning if he waited until 2028. Especially after Trump inevitably attempts to change the rules to allow him to run for a 3rd term.\nThe Conservative subreddit was pretty much ready to ditch Trump after the midterms. They've cooled a bit on that now, and are not paying much attention to these little jabs. But seeing them tear themselves in half when the gloves come off between Trump and DeSantis would really be some quality entertainment.", ">\n\nWhatever you think about his popularity with the broader electorate I wouldn't want to see Trump win even the Republican nomination. If he gets his hands on the levers of power and he knows that constitutionally he is ineligible for another term then he will do everything and anything to retain his grip on power. His last term ended with rednecks shitting in the halls of Congress. Let's not flirt with the idea that letting him win the nomination is good for Democrats. That's some 2016 thinking", ">\n\nWhatever. According to Trump everybody who comes up to talk to him as tears in their eyes. I imagine they're just crying cuz they're too close to God damn Donald Trump.", ">\n\nTrump tells the truth for once.", ">\n\nWho cares? I’m so over this type of stuff…we need to debate policies, attack bad policies…move on from the useless insults.", ">\n\nWe need pics", ">\n\nI doubt this is true but I love that he's using this nonsense on someone who deserves it for once.", ">\n\nDeSantis \"I cry everytime I'm in close proximity to freshly cut onions\" 🤣😙", ">\n\nI'm gonna go ahead and assume this is true, just like I'm gonna go ahead and assume it means trump cried in front of the actual billionaires in control of the GOP when he sought their endorsement.", ">\n\nCan we stop talking about trump for the ever loving fucking love of god. We’re gonna wake up to, “trump doesn’t understand oat milk.” Like fuck off. But it’s hard to stop talking about a guy who sells papers right", ">\n\nTo be fair, if I was stuck in a room with Trump I'd probably cry too.", ">\n\nThis won’t matter to the right. They don’t care. This masculinity “gotcha” will totally miss them. The only way this will ever matter is if they want to leverage against DeSantis later. As long as he is really delivering for the fascists and white supremacists, nothing will matter.", ">\n\nI'm cool with trump's lies sabotaging the republican party.", ">\n\nPeople who give a shit about stuff like this are watching politics like it’s a TV show or sporting event. \nSad.", ">\n\nWow.....when two serial liars tell a story, which one do you believe?!", ">\n\nDesantis vs Trump in primaries is going to be the most ridiculously absurd schoolyard insult fight ever.", ">\n\nTrump lies as easily as he breathes. At this point I’d be way more surprised to hear he told the truth about something", ">\n\nMore of this, please. Rot from within. MORE MORE MORE!", ">\n\nYes. I’m certain this actually happened.", ">\n\nThis one gonna get nasty", ">\n\nHaha it’s going to be fun watching these dogs pee all over eachother", ">\n\nJust another absurd claim that can’t be proven one way or the other. Not that DeSatan isn’t a monstrous liar himself.", ">\n\nI believe it", ">\n\nSo with his track record of projection...\nWhat do you think the over under on trump crying videos existing are?", ">\n\nDeSantis cry? A physical impossibility!", ">\n\nI don't doubt it. He'll do anything to get power.", ">\n\nBig strong man, tears in his eyes.", ">\n\nAs I watch as our democratic republic swirls down the toilet, my only solace is watching these two psychopaths (Trump & DeSantis) go at each other's throats for the Presidency.", ">\n\nI didn't even know DeSantis was a trucker.", ">\n\nHe means his money shot in DeSantis face got him in the eyes, causing them to water. 💦", ">\n\nIt was probably the smell", ">\n\nI choose to believe this, because it’s hilarious to picture.", ">\n\nare they really wearing the exact same outfit lmao", ">\n\nI honestly kind of believe this.", ">\n\nTrump, if you have any kind of solid evidence on these claims, you better start producing them for the press because DeSantis is kicking your ass.", ">\n\nSo what? The two of you are cut from the same dicktater cloth.", ">\n\nLet em fight!", ">\n\nVideo/pics or stfu trumpie!", ">\n\nDon't get me wrong, I dislike DeSantis just as much, but only the orange blob would make fun of someone showing feelings and use it to win internet points.", ">\n\nMust have been the smell", ">\n\nHe just couldn’t keep that card in his pocket. The premature trump played himself.", ">\n\nCan’t out bitchboy this bitchboy", ">\n\nJust this once, I’m going to assume Donald Trump is telling the truth, because fuck Ron DeSantis.", ">\n\nThe thing is, who cares if he cried? I do not like RD (lived in Florida 5 years, moved to another state in 2021, mostly because of what Florida is turning into), but even if he did cry, so what? Trump’s gender lines are so dumb and archaic: crying mad bad.", ">\n\nit doesn't matter.\nif desantis cried desantis fans will say he's human. if joe biden cried desantis fans will say he's weak.", ">\n\nDid he call him “sir” too while crying?", ">\n\nIt brings me great joy that these meatheads are eating each other alive.\nGreat, great joy.", ">\n\nDid Deathanus take it with, or without KY?", ">\n\nYes! Let’s the flames begin!", ">\n\nI CANNOT wait for the primary debates.", ">\n\nStrong guy. Never cried before in his life. Came to me with tears in his eyes asking for my endorsement. What a guy. So disloyal now.", ">\n\nI hate both of them but DeSantis isn't a scared little child. This is a guy who played college baseball - he was a stud. The last person he'd ever cry in front of is Trump that's for sure.", ">\n\nPlaying college baseball has absolutely nothing to do with this lmao.", ">\n\nIt does, it shows he's not a wimp. I hate the fucker with a passion but don't believe he cried in front of Trump. If you played baseball or football in college you'd understand (but clearly you didn't.)", ">\n\nSo when do we get the small penis insults from Trump?", ">\n\nThis is so stupid. There's no evidence but it's still gonna start yet another stage of those twos pissing match and it's hilarious", ">\n\n\"....and then Ron felt trump's massive biceps and begged him to become his personal trainer. Then Ron begged trump to teach him how to cook, make love, and buy property.\"", ">\n\nDid daddy Rump make Ronnie cry", ">\n\nThe best part? This stuff works. I don't know whether I should be impressed by Trump or sad for his supporters. A little of both, I guess.", ">\n\nLol, shit getting real.", ">\n\nTrump trying to appeal to those personality types who buy into egocentric masculinity that doesn’t include boys crying. The same kind of dudes who have to carry firearms to feel safe in society. “Tough on the outside…., repressed, depressed and angry on the inside.”", ">\n\nSomehow I believe Trump on this one.", ">\n\nRon's got 24 hours to get in the booth and buck back with a diss track", ">\n\nThe tiny hands club", ">\n\nThat Desantis wall building video with his kids is the SIMPIEST thing ive ever seen, not only by a politician, but a man. \nTalk about a little germ\nI Believe this....", ">\n\nRepublicans hate any sign of weakness", ">\n\nThis is a story about a liar lying about a liar!", ">\n\nIt's like that empire strikes back seen between Vader and the Emperor. Except two fools 🤣 Space Balls 2 here we come.", ">\n\nThis is the ultimate conservative insult. No \"real man\" would cry, let alone in front of another \"real man\".", ">\n\nKen Watanabi: “Let them fight”", ">\n\nDeSantis is a scammer, they were probably crocodile tears just to manipulate Trump", ">\n\nI'm living for the day tough guy DimSantis bends over for Dear Leader.", ">\n\nNow this is something I actually believe.", ">\n\n🎼 This is how it starrrts 🎶", ">\n\nI hope donald has a tape.", ">\n\nHe thinks he’s the godfather", ">\n\nDownvote every Trump story.", ">\n\nA statement that makes them both look terrible. GOOD", ">\n\nOoo the girls are fighting! Someone grab the popcorn!", ">\n\nDoes Trump have a fetish about crying men coming to him? The man is obsessed with crying men.", ">\n\nAnd we got a winner! Crying DeSantis!", ">\n\nAs a non-American I’m not entirely sure who DeSantis is, though I can see by the comments that he is not well liked. \nBut regardless of his politics, this feels like a weird thing to be arguing about in the news. So what if he did cry? Sometimes being passionate about something makes one cry. Maybe like some are suggesting it was faked. \nWhat’s important is, what does it tell other men when this is news and people are genuinely having this argument in the comments? Why are we still shaming people for feeling their feelings? Even people we don’t like?", ">\n\nWas that before or after the blowjob ?", ">\n\nHe needs to see what tears of laughter look like. He's probably telling Trump that he didn't need his approval to run for anything.", ">\n\nWhy do you have people attacking you from all angles, Ron? Might it be because you are an obnoxious asshole?", ">\n\nFight! Fight! Fight!", ">\n\nLol DeSadness", ">\n\nPeople can confirm this with tears in their eyes, the best people, bigly .\nCovfeve covfeve", ">\n\nDoes anyone believe him? And if not, why even report this? If Trump said the weather was sunny, I’d put on a raincoat before going out. I have no use for DeSantis, but Trump saying anything about anybody does not inform anyone in the least.", ">\n\nThe sexual tension between these two is palpable", ">\n\nAnd so the blood letting kicks into high gear.", ">\n\nLmao. This mother fucker.", ">\n\nThat would actually make Desantis in touch with his feelings and would therefore gain more approval. \nBut these are conservatives we are talking about so feelings/crying=liberal nonsense.", ">\n\nOh, how I hope they keep this up.\nI would love to see them eat themselves up from the inside.", ">\n\nHe probably had tears in his eyes from laughing so hard at trump.", ">\n\nThey both have the weirdest small hands.", ">\n\nI'm loving this childish battle between them", ">\n\nAll of these articles should just be titled “Liar lies again”", ">\n\nLet them fight!", ">\n\nOh, i thought it meant he stunk that bad… sorry….", ">\n\nInsert Shang Tzu \"it has begun\" gif here.", ">\n\nSip on those tears folks", ">\n\nAh, among these idiots, the ultimate shame. I'm sure Desantis is commiting harakiri as we speak.", ">\n\nits almost worth living through this shitty reality to see these morons try to eat each other", ">\n\nDid he please the 5th", ">\n\nEveryone cries in front of Trump. It’s the Eau d’Oignon cologne he wears to cover up his flop sweat stink.", ">\n\nWell yea he probably grabbed Ron by the pussy.", ">\n\nCry-bullies crying", ">\n\nI cried because of him.", ">\n\nLol. And it begins", ">\n\nI know, let's listen to the liar who lied so much a news organization had to make a database to keep track of all of them.", ">\n\nWeepy Ron", ">\n\nHow is this real life?", ">\n\nLol love Reddit", ">\n\nTrump's a lying sack of shit so this probably didn't happen but... It's fun to see them going after each other.\nI just hope neither one wins. At this point, their policies are just angry responses to perceived slights. Tax free gas stoves and the like. It's not about governance, it's just mindless vindictiveness, owning the libs, etc.", ">\n\nTrump and DeSantis two woke babies crying together wearing depends shitting and stewing in it. Useless.", ">\n\nThe real liberation will be when this limp dick idiots wife divorces him and has sex with a man for the first time in years, if she hasn’t already. Trump is utterly useless in every aspect. Many people have said hes impotent, useless and asexual and his wife pukes even looking at his nauseous form, absolutely grotesque.", ">\n\nI believe him", ">\n\nYou can bet that Trump is scared as shit of someone if he denounces him/her!", ">\n\nHow many times has Trump repeated the same\" big strong men crying\" and thanking him for all he did for the country. The men in his stories never cry except when in the presence of Trump." ]

[ "Sooo, this means trump cried in front of someone when seeking endorsement? Putin?", ">\n\nExactly.", ">\n\nWell, now we know exactly who has something over him.", ">\n\nWe do, but we used to, too.", ">\n\nThanks, Mitch.", ">\n\nDonnie DOES love escalators…", ">\n\nSorry for the convenience", ">\n\nI wonder how man times he called Trump \"sir?\"", ">\n\nThis is how it went word for word.\n“Please sir, endorse me sir. How can I be as smart and as good looking as you sir? Or sir, [starts sobbing] you are so wonderful “", ">\n\nDesantis weakly salutes Dear Leader", ">\n\nThe mandatory real-fake cry claim does have Kim-Jong Il vibes.", ">\n\nRed-on-red crime is my favorite kind of crime.", ">\n\nThis one is great hecause half of their base appeal is as tough guys, so telling the nation that one of them was sobbing like a baby in front of the other is a solid move. Now Deathanus has to decide whether to just accept it and be belittled, or start to fight back and fracture the party. 10/10 can’t wait for season finale.", ">\n\nHalf of these guys wouldn’t know the difference between a hatchet and an axe and wouldn’t be able to load and shoot an AR. \nRepublicans in federal government are almost all what they would consider effeminate suburbanites.", ">\n\nIn reality yes. But we know they don’t live there. To them an obese man who wears makeup and lifted shoes while avoiding war because his feet hurt is the epitome of manly.", ">\n\nI love your username. For some reason, that line cracked up my wife and me and we say it all the time.", ">\n\nIt’s so funny how many people get the reference! Workaholics def had its fans but it was never a mainstream smash so it’s crazy how many people recognize one throwaway line from the show!\nNow get in my grapevan pls", ">\n\nCatherine Zeta Jones, she dips beneath lasers, oh oh oh", ">\n\nShe has entrapped me, and Sean Connery! OH oh OH. OH oh OHhh^hh^h", ">\n\nWhen two pieces of shit get together, there will be a whole lot of stories coming out", ">\n\nThis embarrassing DeSantis campaign ad will be played repeatedly as a hit piece. That was some insane level of bootlicking lol. For one rare moment, I think Trump is speaking the truth. DeSantis absolutely cried in front of him and maybe even got on his knees for an endorsement", ">\n\nI had to go show this to my grandma. She screams about Trump and DeSantis til her voice cracks. She said she’s never wished on anyone’s demise before them. And McConnell. The rage in her 4’11”, 74 year old body is immense.", ">\n\nSounds like you've got one righteous grandma", ">\n\nShe marched her lil ass out in January in DC to march with us during Trump’s inauguration. It was actually my 18th birthday and afterwards we stopped and had Ethiopian for the first time. Her first time trying any African food and she still talks about how much she loves it. She sat with me at a tattoo appointment and afterwards we got pizza and ice cream. I love her. She’s an amazing woman.", ">\n\n\nand afterwards we stopped and had Ethiopian\n\nColumbus Circle? Fantastic places up there", ">\n\nWish I could remember. The place was packed. My grandmother and I sat on the end of the table with the vegetarian platter (since i was vegan) so she mostly ate the veg stuff. It was amazing. There’s a good place up in Tampa (Queen of Sheba) but nowhere near as good as this place was.", ">\n\nHe's probably lying but I wouldn't be surprised if its true. Have you ever seen DeSantis in a debate or outside of his hand-picked media reporters? He's so socially awkward and unstable and has the charisma of a garden slug.", ">\n\nTrue. I have noticed him moving his jaw from side to side in nearly every news conference when someone else is at the podium. Odd.", ">\n\nHe's got some kind of behavioral issue. He was never an appealing candidate, but he's surrounded himself and insulated himself with a core group of very politically savvy extremists that are the ones propelling him forward. He's not the political \"genius\" the media paints him out to be. His handlers are but he's an empty suit being controlled by puppeteers.", ">\n\nThat is actually slightly reassuring for someone not so in the know about him, like myself.", ">\n\nIt shouldn't be though. If you start looking in to his core group of advisors and backers these are some terrifying people.", ">\n\nIn so much as it shows his limitations.", ">\n\nTrue, he has many weaknesses. But they cover for them well.", ">\n\nTrump is desperate to make his opponents look effete to distract from his needing to have his hand held as we walked down a ramp or having to grasp a glass with two small hands or needing the power of the military to help him beat Covid.", ">\n\nCovfefe", ">\n\nHamburder flu", ">\n\nPerpetrated by the radical left gang member known as the “Hamburglar”", ">\n\nRobble robble", ">\n\nLots of self-proclaimed “alpha males” are wrestling with some cognitive dissonance today.", ">\n\nThey'll figure it out after praying to their favorite NFT of the day", ">\n\nDeSantis's response is going to be \"you know what makes me cry? CRT. Please clap.\"", ">\n\nIt was Jeb Bush that said “please clap.”", ">\n\nStandard playbook. Muddy the waters to make your opponent look “just as bad or worse” than you.", ">\n\nOr at least make up enough stories so that sane people with busy lives aren’t sure anymore. It’s what they’ve done for Zelenskyy, Thunberg, and Fauci.\nThat being said I wouldn’t be surprised if Desantis cried.", ">\n\nOn the one hand, Trump claims this any time he tells a story about anyone asking him for anything. \"He came to me with tears in his eyes.\" It's a bizarre piece of rhetoric he employs at every given opportunity. I think he thinks it makes him look magnanimous while simultaneously making the other person look weak. I have doubts that anyone has expressed any emotion in front of the man for less than $50,000 any time in the past 20 years.\nOn the other hand, DeSantis has no heart, can probably cry on command, and will crawl on his hands and knees across broken glass to jerk off a syphilitic stray dog into his own mouth if it means he gets what he wants.", ">\n\nNow thats an awful image!", ">\n\nThank you, I crafted it while taking a dump.", ">\n\nHope Georgia prosecutors doesn't forget the tweet where Trump admitted to interfering in the Florida election to make sure Desantis won.", ">\n\nAnd everybody clapped.", ">\n\nI dunno, I imagine a lot of people cry when they have to interact with him.", ">\n\nDesantis...\"I've seen the pee tape, and it is the most humiliation thing I've ever seen. Donald even got some in his mouth.\"", ">\n\nIt's just DJT pissing up into his own mouth on a bed the Obama's slept on at the Kremlin", ">\n\nTo be fair, getting a close up whiff of scrambled Sudafed and BigMac diaper blowouts tends to make one’s eyes run a bit.", ">\n\nDesantis is garbage. But this story likely isn't true. Trump claims people cry in front of him all the time. Many of those people aren't even real, they are just folks he made up in his head in the moment. \n\"This big guy, some say a former marine, a lot of people are saying it, really big, tough guy, and he came to me, tears in his eyes, and he said 'Mister Trump, you saved my life,' and it's true, I did save his life, I fought next to him in Afghanistan, that's what people are saying, and you know what? Maybe they're right, maybe I did kill 100 terrorists, because I know terrorists, some of them are my friends, and I say to terrorists, stop with that terror, and you know what? They stop. No one else knows terror and anti-terror like I do, just like that marine said.\"", ">\n\nRoflcopter", ">\n\nTrump knows whatever shit he says in the media will be reported like it was fact first and have to be proven false later", ">\n\n\n\"There were tears coming down from his eyes. He said: 'If you endorse me, I'll win,'\" said Trump.\n\nlmao trump couldnt come up with something better than this?", ">\n\nSeriously lol. It has a lot of \"and then everyone clapped\" energy.", ">\n\nWow who's gonna vote for Little Crybaby Ronnie?", ">\n\nWell as hard as it is to say it, I believe Trump this time. He just left out that they cried together, holding each other in a swampy embrace. Their Depends touching each other and their tentacles creep out and conjoin so they may exchange long protein strings.", ">\n\nTrump: [proceeds to unzip pantaloons]", ">\n\n\npantaloons\n\nrich people pants", ">\n\nNo, it’s crazypants. Right there in the name: pant-of-loons.", ">\n\nSuper convincing story, just trust him it's true. He's a business man! How else can he be so rich if not being totally honest? Btw the water pressure sucks in Florida, you have to flush multiple times. Terrible, terrible leader.", ">\n\n“He said ‘Sir…’”", ">\n\nLying liars lie.", ">\n\nBigly.", ">\n\nTrump says ~~Santos~~ DeSantis cried. ~~Santos~~ DeSantis will claim that he didn't. One of these serial liars would be telling the truth. That has never happened before so the universe might just explode out of sheer surprise.\nEdit: wrong idiot", ">\n\nSantos or DeSantis?", ">\n\nTrump is such a beacon of truth and integrity. Add irony here.", ">\n\nPoor Cry Baby DeSantis", ">\n\n‘Big, strong’ men can’t stop crying around President Trump. Just ask him.", ">\n\nTrump is unbelievable. After all these years he still sounds like a hurt 8 year old.", ">\n\nIt's times like this that having no history of telling any kind of truth really doesn't work in his favor, as much as I want to believe this.", ">\n\nLike everything else Trump has said, I’m sure this is 100% true.\nHe never lies, right?", ">\n\nTo try to make a rival look bad? He'd never do that.", ">\n\nWhile calling him sir. Yawn. We get it, Donald.", ">\n\nHe is a cringe factory and totally seems like type to cry for something when he really wants it, like a big baby.", ">\n\nLol. These people suck so bad.", ">\n\nCrying is okay, folks.\nTrump and DeSantis are shit people, but crying is okay.", ">\n\nProbably.... and Donald Trump poops himself and is a traitor.", ">\n\nFact: trump lies about everything. Fact: trump denigrates his opponents. As much as I want to believe this, it’s probably bull shit.", ">\n\nThey’re both liars, but somehow I believe this.", ">\n\nAnd then DJT shit his Depends.", ">\n\nWatching the republican party implode this election cycle is going to be schadenfreude like I’ve never experienced before.", ">\n\nEverything this piece of shit ever says is a lie. So I’m going to happily report that this is definitely more bullshit from this traitor’s mouth.\nThat being said, unfortunately his base will still eat this up. Because:\n-The Traitorous Piece of Shit said it so it must be true.\n-DeathSentence cried.\n-Crying is womanly.\n-DeathSentence is a woman.\n-MAGA MAGA MAGA\nSomewhere right now a group of Qdiots are saying some spaghetti style version of the exact talking points above.", ">\n\nTrump can piss in his pants because he wears absorbent diapers. It is probably a medical condition so he should not be ashamed.", ">\n\n\"He probably didn't even cry when he was a baby, and then he said..SIR!\"", ">\n\nStormy claims trump cried when she laughed at his mushroom dick", ">\n\nI had thought DeSantis was a SEAL, and therefore unlikely to be crying. I checked Wikipedia and found out the was a lawyer for the SEALs, so different. \nThen I read that he got a Bronze Star after his Iraq tour, but then I found out that the Bronze star is typically awarded as an upgrade from a MSM in combat zones. \nSo now I'm thinking that the crying story is totes believable.", ">\n\nSo…. By using logic we come to the conclusion that he made Trump cry, amiright? 😱", ">\n\nThis asshat is so fucking predictable.", ">\n\ndo you mean Desantis crying? Or Trump lying?", ">\n\nAnd called him sir", ">\n\nNext he'll call his wife ugly", ">\n\nOr say that she has secrets about where she worked.\nOr that his dad killed JFK.", ">\n\nNeither of these fascist deserve to be president.", ">\n\nletthemfight.gif", ">\n\nLet them fight. ding ding", ">\n\nLmao, let the feasting begin.", ">\n\nThis I will believe.", ">\n\nI also heard Trump claimed that anytime DeSantis had to open a jar that was too hard to open he came over to Trump's; in tears.", ">\n\nIt's scary how with the GOP's constant appeasement of the Orange Turd, I can actually see this happening. \nIs Trump lying? Most likely. But I can still see it happening.", ">\n\nAnd he's known for his consistent honesty, so I'm sure this happened.", ">\n\nTrump seems to always endorse people who cry in front of him, only to betray him later. Not a great judge of character if you ask me.", ">\n\nLet me guess, he called him 'Sir,' too. \nBuffoon.", ">\n\nHaha, this is where they've gotten to? \"Desantis is a booger-head and cried in front of me!\"", ">\n\nIt’s going to be fascinating to watch the Republican politicians try to take on trump knowing how deranged the base is. They went along with the insanity and even leaned into it like when Ronny D built a toy wall with his kid in the commercial. They must know it’s impossible to reason with these people. I can only imagine what it will look like when the Trump crazies set their sights on destroying DeSantis.", ">\n\nPlease run as an independent. Please.\nHe's the orange kryptonite to that void of charisma hack from Florida.", ">\n\nAs is with everything Donald says \nIt is more than likely Donald cried Infront of Ronald\nHaha Ronald and Donald", ">\n\nAnyone with \"nald\" needs to be blacklisted from politics.", ">\n\nAnyone with gop, conservative or Republicansl too", ">\n\nLet them eat each other, i for one am and will be enjoying the show", ">\n\nWatching two obese men get into a dick measuring contest is rather disturbing.", ">\n\nEspecially without an electron microscope.", ">\n\nKing Ron is too evil to cry. He has ZERO empathy or compassion. I bet he wouldn’t (or didn’t) cry over his own mother dying.", ">\n\nI didn't see any after the hurricanes or the apartment collapse.", ">\n\nDonald Trump can insult DeSantis on every level and watch Ronnie boy go back to kissing Trump's ass. Just like Ted Cruz. \nThe Republican collective lacks a spine since they clearly just accept incivility and childishness as virtues.", ">\n\nPointless article", ">\n\nI hope they both destroy each other. Our country needs a better leader than these two clowns", ">\n\nBegun, the douche wars have.", ">\n\nDude this is fucking hilarious. Let the GOP burn baby burn", ">\n\n\"It was incredible. I was having lunch at Mar-A-Lago and DeSantis walks up to me with tears in his eyes. And he said. You know what he said? He said 'Mister Trump, you're amazing. Everything a man could be. If you endorse me, I'll win. I'll give you anything you want.' And you know what I said? I said 'No way Jose. I'm the big cheese.' And you know what he did? He ran away crying in his little white boots. So sad. So sad.\"", ">\n\nBelievable until he said “Mr trump”.\nIt’s always “Sir” or “Mr President” when the Cheeto relays his big strong man with tears in his eyes stories.", ">\n\nCan you imagine what Republicans are going to release against Trump when he dies and it’s safe to talk?", ">\n\nThis battle between these two would be fucking hilarious if they didn’t have a serious chance of winning.", ">\n\nWho cares what he says. Hey media, just ignore him and report when he's convicted pretty please.", ">\n\nAs weak as Trump is right now, he knows how to put the hurt on competing right-wing grifters.", ">\n\nTrump wasn't kidding when he said he hasn't changed since he was in first grade. This is the kind of thing a bully tries to tell other kids to make the picked on kid in class look bad. Except the picked on kid deserves it this time so it's hard to feel bad for any of them.", ">\n\nSure, Don. We all 100% believe that's something that happened. Thanks for the update.", ">\n\nGotta hand it to him, Trump really knows how to play to the absolute basest and lowest common denominator of humanity.", ">\n\nMAGA is completely Middle School bullshit.", ">\n\nIs trump lying?\nOr is the torture guy a cry baby?", ">\n\nSmells like 2016 again", ">\n\nHe claims everyone cries when they beg him for something. Could it be they’re just tearing up over the noxious stench emanating from his depends?", ">\n\nBoth r whinny little b!tches", ">\n\nOh I’m sure Trump has leaked a tear or two during a ketchup-smearing tantrum.", ">\n\nThe smell from Trump’s diaper was really bad at the time.", ">\n\nWhen Donny starts losing in the primary and he turns his violent goons on his opponents, that's gonna be a good time. No wonder they all want to see him in jail or dead before the time comes.", ">\n\nThis one actually tracks as being true. DeSantis is a whiner in press conferences I can only imagine what crocodile tears he pulls out while trying to gain power.", ">\n\nNext he is going to say DeSantis sucked his dick and swallowed.", ">\n\nLmao we're in for a wild ride, folks!", ">\n\nI’m sure they both cried together holding each other’s bellies", ">\n\nHonestly I doubt it happened at all, the man spews bullshit nonstop but he's now made one of his most dangerous political rivals look weak. Honestly, Ron was most likely the next to the throne of the republican party. \nRonny needs to come out swinging to appeal to the base cos the base will belief anything that liar will say. \nSo is it a republican party or a maga party is gonna be the question", ">\n\nHe came to me with tears in his eyes and said “sir”", ">\n\nLol this is gonna be good 🍿", ">\n\nI’m thrilled both are running for president. I hope they both keep going. Split the vote!!", ">\n\nRon gave Don head guaranteed", ">\n\nNot sure which of these guys is a bigger idiot", ">\n\nThe one time I want Trump to not be lying…", ">\n\nI cant wait for this lame party of GOP incel s to continue to lose, they are all absolute fucking idiots who have nothing to offer except wining and being so passive and lame and sad sack loser fucking idiots, the worst shit for America, just fucking cry baby losers. Barf.", ">\n\n“Oh sir, sir, please endorse me sir…”", ">\n\nAh, so trmp cried in front of someone when he needed their support. putin? I bet it was putin.", ">\n\nCome on, his knees were starting to hurt!", ">\n\nBut did he “beg like a dog”? The Trumpees love the most crass belittlements. Crying isn’t humiliating enough.", ">\n\n\nTrump Claims DeSantis Cried in Front of Him While Seeking Endorsement\n\nFor once I believe him", ">\n\nThey're both dicks and deserve each other.", ">\n\nBecause crying, as a sign of empathy and emotions, is a crippling wound in the mind of Donald Trump.", ">\n\nUsually, everything that comes out of Trump's mouth is bullshit, but it would not surprise me one bit if it was true.", ">\n\nYea, straight up lie.", ">\n\nCrying is not a weakness. Having said that, both of these guys can get fucked.", ">\n\nIs this even newsworthy? Who cares.", ">\n\nDid we learn nothing from vintage commercials? You gotta save Kodak moments like this to enjoy and share with others on a later date", ">\n\nWhy wouldn’t we believe you Mr Trump, oh that’s right you lie and you hate DeSantis.", ">\n\n\nBig man, strong man, comes up to me - tears in his eyes - he says \"Sir...\"\n\n-", ">\n\nWell, I gotta say, I absolutely believe him . . . and I REALLY bet it looked just like John Turturro begging for his life in Miller's Crossing. \"I'm just a grifter, Trumpy! I'm a nobody!\"", ">\n\nOh man, this is going to get real entertaining if DeSantis starts swinging back. I hope he does, and doe snot just roll over thinking \"it's fine, I'll run in 2028\".\nHe must be aware that, if Trump somehow won in 2024, the country would once again go blue after 4 more years of Trump. The last time he won is poisoned the next 3 elections for republicans. So, DeSantis would have a much worse chance of winning if he waited until 2028. Especially after Trump inevitably attempts to change the rules to allow him to run for a 3rd term.\nThe Conservative subreddit was pretty much ready to ditch Trump after the midterms. They've cooled a bit on that now, and are not paying much attention to these little jabs. But seeing them tear themselves in half when the gloves come off between Trump and DeSantis would really be some quality entertainment.", ">\n\nWhatever you think about his popularity with the broader electorate I wouldn't want to see Trump win even the Republican nomination. If he gets his hands on the levers of power and he knows that constitutionally he is ineligible for another term then he will do everything and anything to retain his grip on power. His last term ended with rednecks shitting in the halls of Congress. Let's not flirt with the idea that letting him win the nomination is good for Democrats. That's some 2016 thinking", ">\n\nWhatever. According to Trump everybody who comes up to talk to him as tears in their eyes. I imagine they're just crying cuz they're too close to God damn Donald Trump.", ">\n\nTrump tells the truth for once.", ">\n\nWho cares? I’m so over this type of stuff…we need to debate policies, attack bad policies…move on from the useless insults.", ">\n\nWe need pics", ">\n\nI doubt this is true but I love that he's using this nonsense on someone who deserves it for once.", ">\n\nDeSantis \"I cry everytime I'm in close proximity to freshly cut onions\" 🤣😙", ">\n\nI'm gonna go ahead and assume this is true, just like I'm gonna go ahead and assume it means trump cried in front of the actual billionaires in control of the GOP when he sought their endorsement.", ">\n\nCan we stop talking about trump for the ever loving fucking love of god. We’re gonna wake up to, “trump doesn’t understand oat milk.” Like fuck off. But it’s hard to stop talking about a guy who sells papers right", ">\n\nTo be fair, if I was stuck in a room with Trump I'd probably cry too.", ">\n\nThis won’t matter to the right. They don’t care. This masculinity “gotcha” will totally miss them. The only way this will ever matter is if they want to leverage against DeSantis later. As long as he is really delivering for the fascists and white supremacists, nothing will matter.", ">\n\nI'm cool with trump's lies sabotaging the republican party.", ">\n\nPeople who give a shit about stuff like this are watching politics like it’s a TV show or sporting event. \nSad.", ">\n\nWow.....when two serial liars tell a story, which one do you believe?!", ">\n\nDesantis vs Trump in primaries is going to be the most ridiculously absurd schoolyard insult fight ever.", ">\n\nTrump lies as easily as he breathes. At this point I’d be way more surprised to hear he told the truth about something", ">\n\nMore of this, please. Rot from within. MORE MORE MORE!", ">\n\nYes. I’m certain this actually happened.", ">\n\nThis one gonna get nasty", ">\n\nHaha it’s going to be fun watching these dogs pee all over eachother", ">\n\nJust another absurd claim that can’t be proven one way or the other. Not that DeSatan isn’t a monstrous liar himself.", ">\n\nI believe it", ">\n\nSo with his track record of projection...\nWhat do you think the over under on trump crying videos existing are?", ">\n\nDeSantis cry? A physical impossibility!", ">\n\nI don't doubt it. He'll do anything to get power.", ">\n\nBig strong man, tears in his eyes.", ">\n\nAs I watch as our democratic republic swirls down the toilet, my only solace is watching these two psychopaths (Trump & DeSantis) go at each other's throats for the Presidency.", ">\n\nI didn't even know DeSantis was a trucker.", ">\n\nHe means his money shot in DeSantis face got him in the eyes, causing them to water. 💦", ">\n\nIt was probably the smell", ">\n\nI choose to believe this, because it’s hilarious to picture.", ">\n\nare they really wearing the exact same outfit lmao", ">\n\nI honestly kind of believe this.", ">\n\nTrump, if you have any kind of solid evidence on these claims, you better start producing them for the press because DeSantis is kicking your ass.", ">\n\nSo what? The two of you are cut from the same dicktater cloth.", ">\n\nLet em fight!", ">\n\nVideo/pics or stfu trumpie!", ">\n\nDon't get me wrong, I dislike DeSantis just as much, but only the orange blob would make fun of someone showing feelings and use it to win internet points.", ">\n\nMust have been the smell", ">\n\nHe just couldn’t keep that card in his pocket. The premature trump played himself.", ">\n\nCan’t out bitchboy this bitchboy", ">\n\nJust this once, I’m going to assume Donald Trump is telling the truth, because fuck Ron DeSantis.", ">\n\nThe thing is, who cares if he cried? I do not like RD (lived in Florida 5 years, moved to another state in 2021, mostly because of what Florida is turning into), but even if he did cry, so what? Trump’s gender lines are so dumb and archaic: crying mad bad.", ">\n\nit doesn't matter.\nif desantis cried desantis fans will say he's human. if joe biden cried desantis fans will say he's weak.", ">\n\nDid he call him “sir” too while crying?", ">\n\nIt brings me great joy that these meatheads are eating each other alive.\nGreat, great joy.", ">\n\nDid Deathanus take it with, or without KY?", ">\n\nYes! Let’s the flames begin!", ">\n\nI CANNOT wait for the primary debates.", ">\n\nStrong guy. Never cried before in his life. Came to me with tears in his eyes asking for my endorsement. What a guy. So disloyal now.", ">\n\nI hate both of them but DeSantis isn't a scared little child. This is a guy who played college baseball - he was a stud. The last person he'd ever cry in front of is Trump that's for sure.", ">\n\nPlaying college baseball has absolutely nothing to do with this lmao.", ">\n\nIt does, it shows he's not a wimp. I hate the fucker with a passion but don't believe he cried in front of Trump. If you played baseball or football in college you'd understand (but clearly you didn't.)", ">\n\nSo when do we get the small penis insults from Trump?", ">\n\nThis is so stupid. There's no evidence but it's still gonna start yet another stage of those twos pissing match and it's hilarious", ">\n\n\"....and then Ron felt trump's massive biceps and begged him to become his personal trainer. Then Ron begged trump to teach him how to cook, make love, and buy property.\"", ">\n\nDid daddy Rump make Ronnie cry", ">\n\nThe best part? This stuff works. I don't know whether I should be impressed by Trump or sad for his supporters. A little of both, I guess.", ">\n\nLol, shit getting real.", ">\n\nTrump trying to appeal to those personality types who buy into egocentric masculinity that doesn’t include boys crying. The same kind of dudes who have to carry firearms to feel safe in society. “Tough on the outside…., repressed, depressed and angry on the inside.”", ">\n\nSomehow I believe Trump on this one.", ">\n\nRon's got 24 hours to get in the booth and buck back with a diss track", ">\n\nThe tiny hands club", ">\n\nThat Desantis wall building video with his kids is the SIMPIEST thing ive ever seen, not only by a politician, but a man. \nTalk about a little germ\nI Believe this....", ">\n\nRepublicans hate any sign of weakness", ">\n\nThis is a story about a liar lying about a liar!", ">\n\nIt's like that empire strikes back seen between Vader and the Emperor. Except two fools 🤣 Space Balls 2 here we come.", ">\n\nThis is the ultimate conservative insult. No \"real man\" would cry, let alone in front of another \"real man\".", ">\n\nKen Watanabi: “Let them fight”", ">\n\nDeSantis is a scammer, they were probably crocodile tears just to manipulate Trump", ">\n\nI'm living for the day tough guy DimSantis bends over for Dear Leader.", ">\n\nNow this is something I actually believe.", ">\n\n🎼 This is how it starrrts 🎶", ">\n\nI hope donald has a tape.", ">\n\nHe thinks he’s the godfather", ">\n\nDownvote every Trump story.", ">\n\nA statement that makes them both look terrible. GOOD", ">\n\nOoo the girls are fighting! Someone grab the popcorn!", ">\n\nDoes Trump have a fetish about crying men coming to him? The man is obsessed with crying men.", ">\n\nAnd we got a winner! Crying DeSantis!", ">\n\nAs a non-American I’m not entirely sure who DeSantis is, though I can see by the comments that he is not well liked. \nBut regardless of his politics, this feels like a weird thing to be arguing about in the news. So what if he did cry? Sometimes being passionate about something makes one cry. Maybe like some are suggesting it was faked. \nWhat’s important is, what does it tell other men when this is news and people are genuinely having this argument in the comments? Why are we still shaming people for feeling their feelings? Even people we don’t like?", ">\n\nWas that before or after the blowjob ?", ">\n\nHe needs to see what tears of laughter look like. He's probably telling Trump that he didn't need his approval to run for anything.", ">\n\nWhy do you have people attacking you from all angles, Ron? Might it be because you are an obnoxious asshole?", ">\n\nFight! Fight! Fight!", ">\n\nLol DeSadness", ">\n\nPeople can confirm this with tears in their eyes, the best people, bigly .\nCovfeve covfeve", ">\n\nDoes anyone believe him? And if not, why even report this? If Trump said the weather was sunny, I’d put on a raincoat before going out. I have no use for DeSantis, but Trump saying anything about anybody does not inform anyone in the least.", ">\n\nThe sexual tension between these two is palpable", ">\n\nAnd so the blood letting kicks into high gear.", ">\n\nLmao. This mother fucker.", ">\n\nThat would actually make Desantis in touch with his feelings and would therefore gain more approval. \nBut these are conservatives we are talking about so feelings/crying=liberal nonsense.", ">\n\nOh, how I hope they keep this up.\nI would love to see them eat themselves up from the inside.", ">\n\nHe probably had tears in his eyes from laughing so hard at trump.", ">\n\nThey both have the weirdest small hands.", ">\n\nI'm loving this childish battle between them", ">\n\nAll of these articles should just be titled “Liar lies again”", ">\n\nLet them fight!", ">\n\nOh, i thought it meant he stunk that bad… sorry….", ">\n\nInsert Shang Tzu \"it has begun\" gif here.", ">\n\nSip on those tears folks", ">\n\nAh, among these idiots, the ultimate shame. I'm sure Desantis is commiting harakiri as we speak.", ">\n\nits almost worth living through this shitty reality to see these morons try to eat each other", ">\n\nDid he please the 5th", ">\n\nEveryone cries in front of Trump. It’s the Eau d’Oignon cologne he wears to cover up his flop sweat stink.", ">\n\nWell yea he probably grabbed Ron by the pussy.", ">\n\nCry-bullies crying", ">\n\nI cried because of him.", ">\n\nLol. And it begins", ">\n\nI know, let's listen to the liar who lied so much a news organization had to make a database to keep track of all of them.", ">\n\nWeepy Ron", ">\n\nHow is this real life?", ">\n\nLol love Reddit", ">\n\nTrump's a lying sack of shit so this probably didn't happen but... It's fun to see them going after each other.\nI just hope neither one wins. At this point, their policies are just angry responses to perceived slights. Tax free gas stoves and the like. It's not about governance, it's just mindless vindictiveness, owning the libs, etc.", ">\n\nTrump and DeSantis two woke babies crying together wearing depends shitting and stewing in it. Useless.", ">\n\nThe real liberation will be when this limp dick idiots wife divorces him and has sex with a man for the first time in years, if she hasn’t already. Trump is utterly useless in every aspect. Many people have said hes impotent, useless and asexual and his wife pukes even looking at his nauseous form, absolutely grotesque.", ">\n\nI believe him", ">\n\nYou can bet that Trump is scared as shit of someone if he denounces him/her!", ">\n\nHow many times has Trump repeated the same\" big strong men crying\" and thanking him for all he did for the country. The men in his stories never cry except when in the presence of Trump.", ">\n\nThat’s bullshit, lizards can’t cry" ]

[ "Sooo, this means trump cried in front of someone when seeking endorsement? Putin?", ">\n\nExactly.", ">\n\nWell, now we know exactly who has something over him.", ">\n\nWe do, but we used to, too.", ">\n\nThanks, Mitch.", ">\n\nDonnie DOES love escalators…", ">\n\nSorry for the convenience", ">\n\nI wonder how man times he called Trump \"sir?\"", ">\n\nThis is how it went word for word.\n“Please sir, endorse me sir. How can I be as smart and as good looking as you sir? Or sir, [starts sobbing] you are so wonderful “", ">\n\nDesantis weakly salutes Dear Leader", ">\n\nThe mandatory real-fake cry claim does have Kim-Jong Il vibes.", ">\n\nRed-on-red crime is my favorite kind of crime.", ">\n\nThis one is great hecause half of their base appeal is as tough guys, so telling the nation that one of them was sobbing like a baby in front of the other is a solid move. Now Deathanus has to decide whether to just accept it and be belittled, or start to fight back and fracture the party. 10/10 can’t wait for season finale.", ">\n\nHalf of these guys wouldn’t know the difference between a hatchet and an axe and wouldn’t be able to load and shoot an AR. \nRepublicans in federal government are almost all what they would consider effeminate suburbanites.", ">\n\nIn reality yes. But we know they don’t live there. To them an obese man who wears makeup and lifted shoes while avoiding war because his feet hurt is the epitome of manly.", ">\n\nI love your username. For some reason, that line cracked up my wife and me and we say it all the time.", ">\n\nIt’s so funny how many people get the reference! Workaholics def had its fans but it was never a mainstream smash so it’s crazy how many people recognize one throwaway line from the show!\nNow get in my grapevan pls", ">\n\nCatherine Zeta Jones, she dips beneath lasers, oh oh oh", ">\n\nShe has entrapped me, and Sean Connery! OH oh OH. OH oh OHhh^hh^h", ">\n\nWhen two pieces of shit get together, there will be a whole lot of stories coming out", ">\n\nThis embarrassing DeSantis campaign ad will be played repeatedly as a hit piece. That was some insane level of bootlicking lol. For one rare moment, I think Trump is speaking the truth. DeSantis absolutely cried in front of him and maybe even got on his knees for an endorsement", ">\n\nI had to go show this to my grandma. She screams about Trump and DeSantis til her voice cracks. She said she’s never wished on anyone’s demise before them. And McConnell. The rage in her 4’11”, 74 year old body is immense.", ">\n\nSounds like you've got one righteous grandma", ">\n\nShe marched her lil ass out in January in DC to march with us during Trump’s inauguration. It was actually my 18th birthday and afterwards we stopped and had Ethiopian for the first time. Her first time trying any African food and she still talks about how much she loves it. She sat with me at a tattoo appointment and afterwards we got pizza and ice cream. I love her. She’s an amazing woman.", ">\n\n\nand afterwards we stopped and had Ethiopian\n\nColumbus Circle? Fantastic places up there", ">\n\nWish I could remember. The place was packed. My grandmother and I sat on the end of the table with the vegetarian platter (since i was vegan) so she mostly ate the veg stuff. It was amazing. There’s a good place up in Tampa (Queen of Sheba) but nowhere near as good as this place was.", ">\n\nHe's probably lying but I wouldn't be surprised if its true. Have you ever seen DeSantis in a debate or outside of his hand-picked media reporters? He's so socially awkward and unstable and has the charisma of a garden slug.", ">\n\nTrue. I have noticed him moving his jaw from side to side in nearly every news conference when someone else is at the podium. Odd.", ">\n\nHe's got some kind of behavioral issue. He was never an appealing candidate, but he's surrounded himself and insulated himself with a core group of very politically savvy extremists that are the ones propelling him forward. He's not the political \"genius\" the media paints him out to be. His handlers are but he's an empty suit being controlled by puppeteers.", ">\n\nThat is actually slightly reassuring for someone not so in the know about him, like myself.", ">\n\nIt shouldn't be though. If you start looking in to his core group of advisors and backers these are some terrifying people.", ">\n\nIn so much as it shows his limitations.", ">\n\nTrue, he has many weaknesses. But they cover for them well.", ">\n\nTrump is desperate to make his opponents look effete to distract from his needing to have his hand held as we walked down a ramp or having to grasp a glass with two small hands or needing the power of the military to help him beat Covid.", ">\n\nCovfefe", ">\n\nHamburder flu", ">\n\nPerpetrated by the radical left gang member known as the “Hamburglar”", ">\n\nRobble robble", ">\n\nLots of self-proclaimed “alpha males” are wrestling with some cognitive dissonance today.", ">\n\nThey'll figure it out after praying to their favorite NFT of the day", ">\n\nDeSantis's response is going to be \"you know what makes me cry? CRT. Please clap.\"", ">\n\nIt was Jeb Bush that said “please clap.”", ">\n\nStandard playbook. Muddy the waters to make your opponent look “just as bad or worse” than you.", ">\n\nOr at least make up enough stories so that sane people with busy lives aren’t sure anymore. It’s what they’ve done for Zelenskyy, Thunberg, and Fauci.\nThat being said I wouldn’t be surprised if Desantis cried.", ">\n\nOn the one hand, Trump claims this any time he tells a story about anyone asking him for anything. \"He came to me with tears in his eyes.\" It's a bizarre piece of rhetoric he employs at every given opportunity. I think he thinks it makes him look magnanimous while simultaneously making the other person look weak. I have doubts that anyone has expressed any emotion in front of the man for less than $50,000 any time in the past 20 years.\nOn the other hand, DeSantis has no heart, can probably cry on command, and will crawl on his hands and knees across broken glass to jerk off a syphilitic stray dog into his own mouth if it means he gets what he wants.", ">\n\nNow thats an awful image!", ">\n\nThank you, I crafted it while taking a dump.", ">\n\nHope Georgia prosecutors doesn't forget the tweet where Trump admitted to interfering in the Florida election to make sure Desantis won.", ">\n\nAnd everybody clapped.", ">\n\nI dunno, I imagine a lot of people cry when they have to interact with him.", ">\n\nDesantis...\"I've seen the pee tape, and it is the most humiliation thing I've ever seen. Donald even got some in his mouth.\"", ">\n\nIt's just DJT pissing up into his own mouth on a bed the Obama's slept on at the Kremlin", ">\n\nTo be fair, getting a close up whiff of scrambled Sudafed and BigMac diaper blowouts tends to make one’s eyes run a bit.", ">\n\nDesantis is garbage. But this story likely isn't true. Trump claims people cry in front of him all the time. Many of those people aren't even real, they are just folks he made up in his head in the moment. \n\"This big guy, some say a former marine, a lot of people are saying it, really big, tough guy, and he came to me, tears in his eyes, and he said 'Mister Trump, you saved my life,' and it's true, I did save his life, I fought next to him in Afghanistan, that's what people are saying, and you know what? Maybe they're right, maybe I did kill 100 terrorists, because I know terrorists, some of them are my friends, and I say to terrorists, stop with that terror, and you know what? They stop. No one else knows terror and anti-terror like I do, just like that marine said.\"", ">\n\nRoflcopter", ">\n\nTrump knows whatever shit he says in the media will be reported like it was fact first and have to be proven false later", ">\n\n\n\"There were tears coming down from his eyes. He said: 'If you endorse me, I'll win,'\" said Trump.\n\nlmao trump couldnt come up with something better than this?", ">\n\nSeriously lol. It has a lot of \"and then everyone clapped\" energy.", ">\n\nWow who's gonna vote for Little Crybaby Ronnie?", ">\n\nWell as hard as it is to say it, I believe Trump this time. He just left out that they cried together, holding each other in a swampy embrace. Their Depends touching each other and their tentacles creep out and conjoin so they may exchange long protein strings.", ">\n\nTrump: [proceeds to unzip pantaloons]", ">\n\n\npantaloons\n\nrich people pants", ">\n\nNo, it’s crazypants. Right there in the name: pant-of-loons.", ">\n\nSuper convincing story, just trust him it's true. He's a business man! How else can he be so rich if not being totally honest? Btw the water pressure sucks in Florida, you have to flush multiple times. Terrible, terrible leader.", ">\n\n“He said ‘Sir…’”", ">\n\nLying liars lie.", ">\n\nBigly.", ">\n\nTrump says ~~Santos~~ DeSantis cried. ~~Santos~~ DeSantis will claim that he didn't. One of these serial liars would be telling the truth. That has never happened before so the universe might just explode out of sheer surprise.\nEdit: wrong idiot", ">\n\nSantos or DeSantis?", ">\n\nTrump is such a beacon of truth and integrity. Add irony here.", ">\n\nPoor Cry Baby DeSantis", ">\n\n‘Big, strong’ men can’t stop crying around President Trump. Just ask him.", ">\n\nTrump is unbelievable. After all these years he still sounds like a hurt 8 year old.", ">\n\nIt's times like this that having no history of telling any kind of truth really doesn't work in his favor, as much as I want to believe this.", ">\n\nLike everything else Trump has said, I’m sure this is 100% true.\nHe never lies, right?", ">\n\nTo try to make a rival look bad? He'd never do that.", ">\n\nWhile calling him sir. Yawn. We get it, Donald.", ">\n\nHe is a cringe factory and totally seems like type to cry for something when he really wants it, like a big baby.", ">\n\nLol. These people suck so bad.", ">\n\nCrying is okay, folks.\nTrump and DeSantis are shit people, but crying is okay.", ">\n\nProbably.... and Donald Trump poops himself and is a traitor.", ">\n\nFact: trump lies about everything. Fact: trump denigrates his opponents. As much as I want to believe this, it’s probably bull shit.", ">\n\nThey’re both liars, but somehow I believe this.", ">\n\nAnd then DJT shit his Depends.", ">\n\nWatching the republican party implode this election cycle is going to be schadenfreude like I’ve never experienced before.", ">\n\nEverything this piece of shit ever says is a lie. So I’m going to happily report that this is definitely more bullshit from this traitor’s mouth.\nThat being said, unfortunately his base will still eat this up. Because:\n-The Traitorous Piece of Shit said it so it must be true.\n-DeathSentence cried.\n-Crying is womanly.\n-DeathSentence is a woman.\n-MAGA MAGA MAGA\nSomewhere right now a group of Qdiots are saying some spaghetti style version of the exact talking points above.", ">\n\nTrump can piss in his pants because he wears absorbent diapers. It is probably a medical condition so he should not be ashamed.", ">\n\n\"He probably didn't even cry when he was a baby, and then he said..SIR!\"", ">\n\nStormy claims trump cried when she laughed at his mushroom dick", ">\n\nI had thought DeSantis was a SEAL, and therefore unlikely to be crying. I checked Wikipedia and found out the was a lawyer for the SEALs, so different. \nThen I read that he got a Bronze Star after his Iraq tour, but then I found out that the Bronze star is typically awarded as an upgrade from a MSM in combat zones. \nSo now I'm thinking that the crying story is totes believable.", ">\n\nSo…. By using logic we come to the conclusion that he made Trump cry, amiright? 😱", ">\n\nThis asshat is so fucking predictable.", ">\n\ndo you mean Desantis crying? Or Trump lying?", ">\n\nAnd called him sir", ">\n\nNext he'll call his wife ugly", ">\n\nOr say that she has secrets about where she worked.\nOr that his dad killed JFK.", ">\n\nNeither of these fascist deserve to be president.", ">\n\nletthemfight.gif", ">\n\nLet them fight. ding ding", ">\n\nLmao, let the feasting begin.", ">\n\nThis I will believe.", ">\n\nI also heard Trump claimed that anytime DeSantis had to open a jar that was too hard to open he came over to Trump's; in tears.", ">\n\nIt's scary how with the GOP's constant appeasement of the Orange Turd, I can actually see this happening. \nIs Trump lying? Most likely. But I can still see it happening.", ">\n\nAnd he's known for his consistent honesty, so I'm sure this happened.", ">\n\nTrump seems to always endorse people who cry in front of him, only to betray him later. Not a great judge of character if you ask me.", ">\n\nLet me guess, he called him 'Sir,' too. \nBuffoon.", ">\n\nHaha, this is where they've gotten to? \"Desantis is a booger-head and cried in front of me!\"", ">\n\nIt’s going to be fascinating to watch the Republican politicians try to take on trump knowing how deranged the base is. They went along with the insanity and even leaned into it like when Ronny D built a toy wall with his kid in the commercial. They must know it’s impossible to reason with these people. I can only imagine what it will look like when the Trump crazies set their sights on destroying DeSantis.", ">\n\nPlease run as an independent. Please.\nHe's the orange kryptonite to that void of charisma hack from Florida.", ">\n\nAs is with everything Donald says \nIt is more than likely Donald cried Infront of Ronald\nHaha Ronald and Donald", ">\n\nAnyone with \"nald\" needs to be blacklisted from politics.", ">\n\nAnyone with gop, conservative or Republicansl too", ">\n\nLet them eat each other, i for one am and will be enjoying the show", ">\n\nWatching two obese men get into a dick measuring contest is rather disturbing.", ">\n\nEspecially without an electron microscope.", ">\n\nKing Ron is too evil to cry. He has ZERO empathy or compassion. I bet he wouldn’t (or didn’t) cry over his own mother dying.", ">\n\nI didn't see any after the hurricanes or the apartment collapse.", ">\n\nDonald Trump can insult DeSantis on every level and watch Ronnie boy go back to kissing Trump's ass. Just like Ted Cruz. \nThe Republican collective lacks a spine since they clearly just accept incivility and childishness as virtues.", ">\n\nPointless article", ">\n\nI hope they both destroy each other. Our country needs a better leader than these two clowns", ">\n\nBegun, the douche wars have.", ">\n\nDude this is fucking hilarious. Let the GOP burn baby burn", ">\n\n\"It was incredible. I was having lunch at Mar-A-Lago and DeSantis walks up to me with tears in his eyes. And he said. You know what he said? He said 'Mister Trump, you're amazing. Everything a man could be. If you endorse me, I'll win. I'll give you anything you want.' And you know what I said? I said 'No way Jose. I'm the big cheese.' And you know what he did? He ran away crying in his little white boots. So sad. So sad.\"", ">\n\nBelievable until he said “Mr trump”.\nIt’s always “Sir” or “Mr President” when the Cheeto relays his big strong man with tears in his eyes stories.", ">\n\nCan you imagine what Republicans are going to release against Trump when he dies and it’s safe to talk?", ">\n\nThis battle between these two would be fucking hilarious if they didn’t have a serious chance of winning.", ">\n\nWho cares what he says. Hey media, just ignore him and report when he's convicted pretty please.", ">\n\nAs weak as Trump is right now, he knows how to put the hurt on competing right-wing grifters.", ">\n\nTrump wasn't kidding when he said he hasn't changed since he was in first grade. This is the kind of thing a bully tries to tell other kids to make the picked on kid in class look bad. Except the picked on kid deserves it this time so it's hard to feel bad for any of them.", ">\n\nSure, Don. We all 100% believe that's something that happened. Thanks for the update.", ">\n\nGotta hand it to him, Trump really knows how to play to the absolute basest and lowest common denominator of humanity.", ">\n\nMAGA is completely Middle School bullshit.", ">\n\nIs trump lying?\nOr is the torture guy a cry baby?", ">\n\nSmells like 2016 again", ">\n\nHe claims everyone cries when they beg him for something. Could it be they’re just tearing up over the noxious stench emanating from his depends?", ">\n\nBoth r whinny little b!tches", ">\n\nOh I’m sure Trump has leaked a tear or two during a ketchup-smearing tantrum.", ">\n\nThe smell from Trump’s diaper was really bad at the time.", ">\n\nWhen Donny starts losing in the primary and he turns his violent goons on his opponents, that's gonna be a good time. No wonder they all want to see him in jail or dead before the time comes.", ">\n\nThis one actually tracks as being true. DeSantis is a whiner in press conferences I can only imagine what crocodile tears he pulls out while trying to gain power.", ">\n\nNext he is going to say DeSantis sucked his dick and swallowed.", ">\n\nLmao we're in for a wild ride, folks!", ">\n\nI’m sure they both cried together holding each other’s bellies", ">\n\nHonestly I doubt it happened at all, the man spews bullshit nonstop but he's now made one of his most dangerous political rivals look weak. Honestly, Ron was most likely the next to the throne of the republican party. \nRonny needs to come out swinging to appeal to the base cos the base will belief anything that liar will say. \nSo is it a republican party or a maga party is gonna be the question", ">\n\nHe came to me with tears in his eyes and said “sir”", ">\n\nLol this is gonna be good 🍿", ">\n\nI’m thrilled both are running for president. I hope they both keep going. Split the vote!!", ">\n\nRon gave Don head guaranteed", ">\n\nNot sure which of these guys is a bigger idiot", ">\n\nThe one time I want Trump to not be lying…", ">\n\nI cant wait for this lame party of GOP incel s to continue to lose, they are all absolute fucking idiots who have nothing to offer except wining and being so passive and lame and sad sack loser fucking idiots, the worst shit for America, just fucking cry baby losers. Barf.", ">\n\n“Oh sir, sir, please endorse me sir…”", ">\n\nAh, so trmp cried in front of someone when he needed their support. putin? I bet it was putin.", ">\n\nCome on, his knees were starting to hurt!", ">\n\nBut did he “beg like a dog”? The Trumpees love the most crass belittlements. Crying isn’t humiliating enough.", ">\n\n\nTrump Claims DeSantis Cried in Front of Him While Seeking Endorsement\n\nFor once I believe him", ">\n\nThey're both dicks and deserve each other.", ">\n\nBecause crying, as a sign of empathy and emotions, is a crippling wound in the mind of Donald Trump.", ">\n\nUsually, everything that comes out of Trump's mouth is bullshit, but it would not surprise me one bit if it was true.", ">\n\nYea, straight up lie.", ">\n\nCrying is not a weakness. Having said that, both of these guys can get fucked.", ">\n\nIs this even newsworthy? Who cares.", ">\n\nDid we learn nothing from vintage commercials? You gotta save Kodak moments like this to enjoy and share with others on a later date", ">\n\nWhy wouldn’t we believe you Mr Trump, oh that’s right you lie and you hate DeSantis.", ">\n\n\nBig man, strong man, comes up to me - tears in his eyes - he says \"Sir...\"\n\n-", ">\n\nWell, I gotta say, I absolutely believe him . . . and I REALLY bet it looked just like John Turturro begging for his life in Miller's Crossing. \"I'm just a grifter, Trumpy! I'm a nobody!\"", ">\n\nOh man, this is going to get real entertaining if DeSantis starts swinging back. I hope he does, and doe snot just roll over thinking \"it's fine, I'll run in 2028\".\nHe must be aware that, if Trump somehow won in 2024, the country would once again go blue after 4 more years of Trump. The last time he won is poisoned the next 3 elections for republicans. So, DeSantis would have a much worse chance of winning if he waited until 2028. Especially after Trump inevitably attempts to change the rules to allow him to run for a 3rd term.\nThe Conservative subreddit was pretty much ready to ditch Trump after the midterms. They've cooled a bit on that now, and are not paying much attention to these little jabs. But seeing them tear themselves in half when the gloves come off between Trump and DeSantis would really be some quality entertainment.", ">\n\nWhatever you think about his popularity with the broader electorate I wouldn't want to see Trump win even the Republican nomination. If he gets his hands on the levers of power and he knows that constitutionally he is ineligible for another term then he will do everything and anything to retain his grip on power. His last term ended with rednecks shitting in the halls of Congress. Let's not flirt with the idea that letting him win the nomination is good for Democrats. That's some 2016 thinking", ">\n\nWhatever. According to Trump everybody who comes up to talk to him as tears in their eyes. I imagine they're just crying cuz they're too close to God damn Donald Trump.", ">\n\nTrump tells the truth for once.", ">\n\nWho cares? I’m so over this type of stuff…we need to debate policies, attack bad policies…move on from the useless insults.", ">\n\nWe need pics", ">\n\nI doubt this is true but I love that he's using this nonsense on someone who deserves it for once.", ">\n\nDeSantis \"I cry everytime I'm in close proximity to freshly cut onions\" 🤣😙", ">\n\nI'm gonna go ahead and assume this is true, just like I'm gonna go ahead and assume it means trump cried in front of the actual billionaires in control of the GOP when he sought their endorsement.", ">\n\nCan we stop talking about trump for the ever loving fucking love of god. We’re gonna wake up to, “trump doesn’t understand oat milk.” Like fuck off. But it’s hard to stop talking about a guy who sells papers right", ">\n\nTo be fair, if I was stuck in a room with Trump I'd probably cry too.", ">\n\nThis won’t matter to the right. They don’t care. This masculinity “gotcha” will totally miss them. The only way this will ever matter is if they want to leverage against DeSantis later. As long as he is really delivering for the fascists and white supremacists, nothing will matter.", ">\n\nI'm cool with trump's lies sabotaging the republican party.", ">\n\nPeople who give a shit about stuff like this are watching politics like it’s a TV show or sporting event. \nSad.", ">\n\nWow.....when two serial liars tell a story, which one do you believe?!", ">\n\nDesantis vs Trump in primaries is going to be the most ridiculously absurd schoolyard insult fight ever.", ">\n\nTrump lies as easily as he breathes. At this point I’d be way more surprised to hear he told the truth about something", ">\n\nMore of this, please. Rot from within. MORE MORE MORE!", ">\n\nYes. I’m certain this actually happened.", ">\n\nThis one gonna get nasty", ">\n\nHaha it’s going to be fun watching these dogs pee all over eachother", ">\n\nJust another absurd claim that can’t be proven one way or the other. Not that DeSatan isn’t a monstrous liar himself.", ">\n\nI believe it", ">\n\nSo with his track record of projection...\nWhat do you think the over under on trump crying videos existing are?", ">\n\nDeSantis cry? A physical impossibility!", ">\n\nI don't doubt it. He'll do anything to get power.", ">\n\nBig strong man, tears in his eyes.", ">\n\nAs I watch as our democratic republic swirls down the toilet, my only solace is watching these two psychopaths (Trump & DeSantis) go at each other's throats for the Presidency.", ">\n\nI didn't even know DeSantis was a trucker.", ">\n\nHe means his money shot in DeSantis face got him in the eyes, causing them to water. 💦", ">\n\nIt was probably the smell", ">\n\nI choose to believe this, because it’s hilarious to picture.", ">\n\nare they really wearing the exact same outfit lmao", ">\n\nI honestly kind of believe this.", ">\n\nTrump, if you have any kind of solid evidence on these claims, you better start producing them for the press because DeSantis is kicking your ass.", ">\n\nSo what? The two of you are cut from the same dicktater cloth.", ">\n\nLet em fight!", ">\n\nVideo/pics or stfu trumpie!", ">\n\nDon't get me wrong, I dislike DeSantis just as much, but only the orange blob would make fun of someone showing feelings and use it to win internet points.", ">\n\nMust have been the smell", ">\n\nHe just couldn’t keep that card in his pocket. The premature trump played himself.", ">\n\nCan’t out bitchboy this bitchboy", ">\n\nJust this once, I’m going to assume Donald Trump is telling the truth, because fuck Ron DeSantis.", ">\n\nThe thing is, who cares if he cried? I do not like RD (lived in Florida 5 years, moved to another state in 2021, mostly because of what Florida is turning into), but even if he did cry, so what? Trump’s gender lines are so dumb and archaic: crying mad bad.", ">\n\nit doesn't matter.\nif desantis cried desantis fans will say he's human. if joe biden cried desantis fans will say he's weak.", ">\n\nDid he call him “sir” too while crying?", ">\n\nIt brings me great joy that these meatheads are eating each other alive.\nGreat, great joy.", ">\n\nDid Deathanus take it with, or without KY?", ">\n\nYes! Let’s the flames begin!", ">\n\nI CANNOT wait for the primary debates.", ">\n\nStrong guy. Never cried before in his life. Came to me with tears in his eyes asking for my endorsement. What a guy. So disloyal now.", ">\n\nI hate both of them but DeSantis isn't a scared little child. This is a guy who played college baseball - he was a stud. The last person he'd ever cry in front of is Trump that's for sure.", ">\n\nPlaying college baseball has absolutely nothing to do with this lmao.", ">\n\nIt does, it shows he's not a wimp. I hate the fucker with a passion but don't believe he cried in front of Trump. If you played baseball or football in college you'd understand (but clearly you didn't.)", ">\n\nSo when do we get the small penis insults from Trump?", ">\n\nThis is so stupid. There's no evidence but it's still gonna start yet another stage of those twos pissing match and it's hilarious", ">\n\n\"....and then Ron felt trump's massive biceps and begged him to become his personal trainer. Then Ron begged trump to teach him how to cook, make love, and buy property.\"", ">\n\nDid daddy Rump make Ronnie cry", ">\n\nThe best part? This stuff works. I don't know whether I should be impressed by Trump or sad for his supporters. A little of both, I guess.", ">\n\nLol, shit getting real.", ">\n\nTrump trying to appeal to those personality types who buy into egocentric masculinity that doesn’t include boys crying. The same kind of dudes who have to carry firearms to feel safe in society. “Tough on the outside…., repressed, depressed and angry on the inside.”", ">\n\nSomehow I believe Trump on this one.", ">\n\nRon's got 24 hours to get in the booth and buck back with a diss track", ">\n\nThe tiny hands club", ">\n\nThat Desantis wall building video with his kids is the SIMPIEST thing ive ever seen, not only by a politician, but a man. \nTalk about a little germ\nI Believe this....", ">\n\nRepublicans hate any sign of weakness", ">\n\nThis is a story about a liar lying about a liar!", ">\n\nIt's like that empire strikes back seen between Vader and the Emperor. Except two fools 🤣 Space Balls 2 here we come.", ">\n\nThis is the ultimate conservative insult. No \"real man\" would cry, let alone in front of another \"real man\".", ">\n\nKen Watanabi: “Let them fight”", ">\n\nDeSantis is a scammer, they were probably crocodile tears just to manipulate Trump", ">\n\nI'm living for the day tough guy DimSantis bends over for Dear Leader.", ">\n\nNow this is something I actually believe.", ">\n\n🎼 This is how it starrrts 🎶", ">\n\nI hope donald has a tape.", ">\n\nHe thinks he’s the godfather", ">\n\nDownvote every Trump story.", ">\n\nA statement that makes them both look terrible. GOOD", ">\n\nOoo the girls are fighting! Someone grab the popcorn!", ">\n\nDoes Trump have a fetish about crying men coming to him? The man is obsessed with crying men.", ">\n\nAnd we got a winner! Crying DeSantis!", ">\n\nAs a non-American I’m not entirely sure who DeSantis is, though I can see by the comments that he is not well liked. \nBut regardless of his politics, this feels like a weird thing to be arguing about in the news. So what if he did cry? Sometimes being passionate about something makes one cry. Maybe like some are suggesting it was faked. \nWhat’s important is, what does it tell other men when this is news and people are genuinely having this argument in the comments? Why are we still shaming people for feeling their feelings? Even people we don’t like?", ">\n\nWas that before or after the blowjob ?", ">\n\nHe needs to see what tears of laughter look like. He's probably telling Trump that he didn't need his approval to run for anything.", ">\n\nWhy do you have people attacking you from all angles, Ron? Might it be because you are an obnoxious asshole?", ">\n\nFight! Fight! Fight!", ">\n\nLol DeSadness", ">\n\nPeople can confirm this with tears in their eyes, the best people, bigly .\nCovfeve covfeve", ">\n\nDoes anyone believe him? And if not, why even report this? If Trump said the weather was sunny, I’d put on a raincoat before going out. I have no use for DeSantis, but Trump saying anything about anybody does not inform anyone in the least.", ">\n\nThe sexual tension between these two is palpable", ">\n\nAnd so the blood letting kicks into high gear.", ">\n\nLmao. This mother fucker.", ">\n\nThat would actually make Desantis in touch with his feelings and would therefore gain more approval. \nBut these are conservatives we are talking about so feelings/crying=liberal nonsense.", ">\n\nOh, how I hope they keep this up.\nI would love to see them eat themselves up from the inside.", ">\n\nHe probably had tears in his eyes from laughing so hard at trump.", ">\n\nThey both have the weirdest small hands.", ">\n\nI'm loving this childish battle between them", ">\n\nAll of these articles should just be titled “Liar lies again”", ">\n\nLet them fight!", ">\n\nOh, i thought it meant he stunk that bad… sorry….", ">\n\nInsert Shang Tzu \"it has begun\" gif here.", ">\n\nSip on those tears folks", ">\n\nAh, among these idiots, the ultimate shame. I'm sure Desantis is commiting harakiri as we speak.", ">\n\nits almost worth living through this shitty reality to see these morons try to eat each other", ">\n\nDid he please the 5th", ">\n\nEveryone cries in front of Trump. It’s the Eau d’Oignon cologne he wears to cover up his flop sweat stink.", ">\n\nWell yea he probably grabbed Ron by the pussy.", ">\n\nCry-bullies crying", ">\n\nI cried because of him.", ">\n\nLol. And it begins", ">\n\nI know, let's listen to the liar who lied so much a news organization had to make a database to keep track of all of them.", ">\n\nWeepy Ron", ">\n\nHow is this real life?", ">\n\nLol love Reddit", ">\n\nTrump's a lying sack of shit so this probably didn't happen but... It's fun to see them going after each other.\nI just hope neither one wins. At this point, their policies are just angry responses to perceived slights. Tax free gas stoves and the like. It's not about governance, it's just mindless vindictiveness, owning the libs, etc.", ">\n\nTrump and DeSantis two woke babies crying together wearing depends shitting and stewing in it. Useless.", ">\n\nThe real liberation will be when this limp dick idiots wife divorces him and has sex with a man for the first time in years, if she hasn’t already. Trump is utterly useless in every aspect. Many people have said hes impotent, useless and asexual and his wife pukes even looking at his nauseous form, absolutely grotesque.", ">\n\nI believe him", ">\n\nYou can bet that Trump is scared as shit of someone if he denounces him/her!", ">\n\nHow many times has Trump repeated the same\" big strong men crying\" and thanking him for all he did for the country. The men in his stories never cry except when in the presence of Trump.", ">\n\nThat’s bullshit, lizards can’t cry", ">\n\nTrump has such a stunted mental model of other people. The only roles he can ever conceive for them are grovelling followers or tearful worshippers." ]

[]

[ "Doesn’t Iowa have “being first” in their state constitution? I wonder how in the hell this would work" ]

[ "Doesn’t Iowa have “being first” in their state constitution? I wonder how in the hell this would work", ">\n\nIt seems to be an issue that states and the DNC are still trying to figure out themselves. Here's what some Iowa legislators had to say about the DNC decision:\nIowa Democratic Party Chair Rita Hart said her state “has been put in a position that makes it impossible to comply with both DNC rules and our own state law, which has exactly zero chance of being changed by the Republican legislature.” \nScott Brennan, a DNC member from Iowa, said the calendar “is a mess.” He added, “Passing the calendar today accomplished nothing other than kicking a deeply flawed can down the road.”\nIn New Hampshire, where state law mandates they hold the first primary, Democrats say they cannot change the date of the primary. DNC officials have already passed rules that dictate states violating the calendar order will be punished, as will candidates who campaign in states that hold primaries outside their assigned days." ]

[ "Doesn’t Iowa have “being first” in their state constitution? I wonder how in the hell this would work", ">\n\nIt seems to be an issue that states and the DNC are still trying to figure out themselves. Here's what some Iowa legislators had to say about the DNC decision:\nIowa Democratic Party Chair Rita Hart said her state “has been put in a position that makes it impossible to comply with both DNC rules and our own state law, which has exactly zero chance of being changed by the Republican legislature.” \nScott Brennan, a DNC member from Iowa, said the calendar “is a mess.” He added, “Passing the calendar today accomplished nothing other than kicking a deeply flawed can down the road.”\nIn New Hampshire, where state law mandates they hold the first primary, Democrats say they cannot change the date of the primary. DNC officials have already passed rules that dictate states violating the calendar order will be punished, as will candidates who campaign in states that hold primaries outside their assigned days.", ">\n\nJust have another state pass a similar law so that the entire universe collapses from the ensuing paradox. Sure beats the current state of affairs. Do it before we have to file our taxes, please." ]

[ "Doesn’t Iowa have “being first” in their state constitution? I wonder how in the hell this would work", ">\n\nIt seems to be an issue that states and the DNC are still trying to figure out themselves. Here's what some Iowa legislators had to say about the DNC decision:\nIowa Democratic Party Chair Rita Hart said her state “has been put in a position that makes it impossible to comply with both DNC rules and our own state law, which has exactly zero chance of being changed by the Republican legislature.” \nScott Brennan, a DNC member from Iowa, said the calendar “is a mess.” He added, “Passing the calendar today accomplished nothing other than kicking a deeply flawed can down the road.”\nIn New Hampshire, where state law mandates they hold the first primary, Democrats say they cannot change the date of the primary. DNC officials have already passed rules that dictate states violating the calendar order will be punished, as will candidates who campaign in states that hold primaries outside their assigned days.", ">\n\nJust have another state pass a similar law so that the entire universe collapses from the ensuing paradox. Sure beats the current state of affairs. Do it before we have to file our taxes, please.", ">\n\n*The rules of shotgun are very simple and very clear. *" ]

[ "Doesn’t Iowa have “being first” in their state constitution? I wonder how in the hell this would work", ">\n\nIt seems to be an issue that states and the DNC are still trying to figure out themselves. Here's what some Iowa legislators had to say about the DNC decision:\nIowa Democratic Party Chair Rita Hart said her state “has been put in a position that makes it impossible to comply with both DNC rules and our own state law, which has exactly zero chance of being changed by the Republican legislature.” \nScott Brennan, a DNC member from Iowa, said the calendar “is a mess.” He added, “Passing the calendar today accomplished nothing other than kicking a deeply flawed can down the road.”\nIn New Hampshire, where state law mandates they hold the first primary, Democrats say they cannot change the date of the primary. DNC officials have already passed rules that dictate states violating the calendar order will be punished, as will candidates who campaign in states that hold primaries outside their assigned days.", ">\n\nJust have another state pass a similar law so that the entire universe collapses from the ensuing paradox. Sure beats the current state of affairs. Do it before we have to file our taxes, please.", ">\n\n*The rules of shotgun are very simple and very clear. *", ">\n\nA Yougov poll showed overwhelming support among Democrats for this new schedule." ]

[ "Doesn’t Iowa have “being first” in their state constitution? I wonder how in the hell this would work", ">\n\nIt seems to be an issue that states and the DNC are still trying to figure out themselves. Here's what some Iowa legislators had to say about the DNC decision:\nIowa Democratic Party Chair Rita Hart said her state “has been put in a position that makes it impossible to comply with both DNC rules and our own state law, which has exactly zero chance of being changed by the Republican legislature.” \nScott Brennan, a DNC member from Iowa, said the calendar “is a mess.” He added, “Passing the calendar today accomplished nothing other than kicking a deeply flawed can down the road.”\nIn New Hampshire, where state law mandates they hold the first primary, Democrats say they cannot change the date of the primary. DNC officials have already passed rules that dictate states violating the calendar order will be punished, as will candidates who campaign in states that hold primaries outside their assigned days.", ">\n\nJust have another state pass a similar law so that the entire universe collapses from the ensuing paradox. Sure beats the current state of affairs. Do it before we have to file our taxes, please.", ">\n\n*The rules of shotgun are very simple and very clear. *", ">\n\nA Yougov poll showed overwhelming support among Democrats for this new schedule.", ">\n\nThe first Tuesday of March should be the first primary. Then the first Tuesday of April, then May, and finally June. Each month 13 states and territories will vote. The 13 would be a mix of size and demographics so that one section of the countries doesn't always vote first." ]

[ "Doesn’t Iowa have “being first” in their state constitution? I wonder how in the hell this would work", ">\n\nIt seems to be an issue that states and the DNC are still trying to figure out themselves. Here's what some Iowa legislators had to say about the DNC decision:\nIowa Democratic Party Chair Rita Hart said her state “has been put in a position that makes it impossible to comply with both DNC rules and our own state law, which has exactly zero chance of being changed by the Republican legislature.” \nScott Brennan, a DNC member from Iowa, said the calendar “is a mess.” He added, “Passing the calendar today accomplished nothing other than kicking a deeply flawed can down the road.”\nIn New Hampshire, where state law mandates they hold the first primary, Democrats say they cannot change the date of the primary. DNC officials have already passed rules that dictate states violating the calendar order will be punished, as will candidates who campaign in states that hold primaries outside their assigned days.", ">\n\nJust have another state pass a similar law so that the entire universe collapses from the ensuing paradox. Sure beats the current state of affairs. Do it before we have to file our taxes, please.", ">\n\n*The rules of shotgun are very simple and very clear. *", ">\n\nA Yougov poll showed overwhelming support among Democrats for this new schedule.", ">\n\nThe first Tuesday of March should be the first primary. Then the first Tuesday of April, then May, and finally June. Each month 13 states and territories will vote. The 13 would be a mix of size and demographics so that one section of the countries doesn't always vote first.", ">\n\nDon't even spread it out that much. There's no reason they can't do a handful of early states (that ideally rotate each election cycle), followed by 2 or 3 weeks of super Tuesdays. Hell, have everyone but the early states vote on the same day.\nThe current system is such bullshit. I live in a state that reliably goes Blue, yet I have virtually no say in the primary process since the nominee is always chosen by the time my state votes (they even tried to cancel the primary in 2020 due to COVID concerns and the race already having been decided). Meanwhile, North Carolina, a state that's only gone Blue once since 1980, gets pushed to the fore.\nI'm fine with a few early primaries, it allows candidates with a smaller war chest to get a larger audience, but the rest of the system is such shit." ]

[ "Doesn’t Iowa have “being first” in their state constitution? I wonder how in the hell this would work", ">\n\nIt seems to be an issue that states and the DNC are still trying to figure out themselves. Here's what some Iowa legislators had to say about the DNC decision:\nIowa Democratic Party Chair Rita Hart said her state “has been put in a position that makes it impossible to comply with both DNC rules and our own state law, which has exactly zero chance of being changed by the Republican legislature.” \nScott Brennan, a DNC member from Iowa, said the calendar “is a mess.” He added, “Passing the calendar today accomplished nothing other than kicking a deeply flawed can down the road.”\nIn New Hampshire, where state law mandates they hold the first primary, Democrats say they cannot change the date of the primary. DNC officials have already passed rules that dictate states violating the calendar order will be punished, as will candidates who campaign in states that hold primaries outside their assigned days.", ">\n\nJust have another state pass a similar law so that the entire universe collapses from the ensuing paradox. Sure beats the current state of affairs. Do it before we have to file our taxes, please.", ">\n\n*The rules of shotgun are very simple and very clear. *", ">\n\nA Yougov poll showed overwhelming support among Democrats for this new schedule.", ">\n\nThe first Tuesday of March should be the first primary. Then the first Tuesday of April, then May, and finally June. Each month 13 states and territories will vote. The 13 would be a mix of size and demographics so that one section of the countries doesn't always vote first.", ">\n\nDon't even spread it out that much. There's no reason they can't do a handful of early states (that ideally rotate each election cycle), followed by 2 or 3 weeks of super Tuesdays. Hell, have everyone but the early states vote on the same day.\nThe current system is such bullshit. I live in a state that reliably goes Blue, yet I have virtually no say in the primary process since the nominee is always chosen by the time my state votes (they even tried to cancel the primary in 2020 due to COVID concerns and the race already having been decided). Meanwhile, North Carolina, a state that's only gone Blue once since 1980, gets pushed to the fore.\nI'm fine with a few early primaries, it allows candidates with a smaller war chest to get a larger audience, but the rest of the system is such shit.", ">\n\nI would also suggest that it greats randomized each year. So some years California and Delaware vote first at the same time. Other year New York and Kentucky. Some years Florida and Hawaii, etc. \nI'm from NJ, the state that votes last. I would voted for Sanders in both 2016 and 2020 but both times he had already dropped out by the time I cast my vote. Randomizing it will give NJ, or NY, more of a say some years and less other years. \nAnother solution would be to have 2 nation wide Primaries using rank choice voting. The entire country rank their top 5 candidates out of all potential nominees in March. The top 5 candidates move on to the second primary in which the entire nation again ranks the remaining five candidate. The second primary would happen 3 months after the first, plenty of time for each to campaign. Whoever wins the rank choice vote wins the nomination. This solution works because now every state votes at the same time and on the same time every year." ]

[ "Doesn’t Iowa have “being first” in their state constitution? I wonder how in the hell this would work", ">\n\nIt seems to be an issue that states and the DNC are still trying to figure out themselves. Here's what some Iowa legislators had to say about the DNC decision:\nIowa Democratic Party Chair Rita Hart said her state “has been put in a position that makes it impossible to comply with both DNC rules and our own state law, which has exactly zero chance of being changed by the Republican legislature.” \nScott Brennan, a DNC member from Iowa, said the calendar “is a mess.” He added, “Passing the calendar today accomplished nothing other than kicking a deeply flawed can down the road.”\nIn New Hampshire, where state law mandates they hold the first primary, Democrats say they cannot change the date of the primary. DNC officials have already passed rules that dictate states violating the calendar order will be punished, as will candidates who campaign in states that hold primaries outside their assigned days.", ">\n\nJust have another state pass a similar law so that the entire universe collapses from the ensuing paradox. Sure beats the current state of affairs. Do it before we have to file our taxes, please.", ">\n\n*The rules of shotgun are very simple and very clear. *", ">\n\nA Yougov poll showed overwhelming support among Democrats for this new schedule.", ">\n\nThe first Tuesday of March should be the first primary. Then the first Tuesday of April, then May, and finally June. Each month 13 states and territories will vote. The 13 would be a mix of size and demographics so that one section of the countries doesn't always vote first.", ">\n\nDon't even spread it out that much. There's no reason they can't do a handful of early states (that ideally rotate each election cycle), followed by 2 or 3 weeks of super Tuesdays. Hell, have everyone but the early states vote on the same day.\nThe current system is such bullshit. I live in a state that reliably goes Blue, yet I have virtually no say in the primary process since the nominee is always chosen by the time my state votes (they even tried to cancel the primary in 2020 due to COVID concerns and the race already having been decided). Meanwhile, North Carolina, a state that's only gone Blue once since 1980, gets pushed to the fore.\nI'm fine with a few early primaries, it allows candidates with a smaller war chest to get a larger audience, but the rest of the system is such shit.", ">\n\nI would also suggest that it greats randomized each year. So some years California and Delaware vote first at the same time. Other year New York and Kentucky. Some years Florida and Hawaii, etc. \nI'm from NJ, the state that votes last. I would voted for Sanders in both 2016 and 2020 but both times he had already dropped out by the time I cast my vote. Randomizing it will give NJ, or NY, more of a say some years and less other years. \nAnother solution would be to have 2 nation wide Primaries using rank choice voting. The entire country rank their top 5 candidates out of all potential nominees in March. The top 5 candidates move on to the second primary in which the entire nation again ranks the remaining five candidate. The second primary would happen 3 months after the first, plenty of time for each to campaign. Whoever wins the rank choice vote wins the nomination. This solution works because now every state votes at the same time and on the same time every year.", ">\n\nAh yes, picking one of the most conservative states in the nation to help determine the candidate line up for the primaries. Seems like a great way to “filter out” progressives early on. r/Neoliberal is salivating at this development.\n*apparently a controversial opinion 😂" ]

[ "Doesn’t Iowa have “being first” in their state constitution? I wonder how in the hell this would work", ">\n\nIt seems to be an issue that states and the DNC are still trying to figure out themselves. Here's what some Iowa legislators had to say about the DNC decision:\nIowa Democratic Party Chair Rita Hart said her state “has been put in a position that makes it impossible to comply with both DNC rules and our own state law, which has exactly zero chance of being changed by the Republican legislature.” \nScott Brennan, a DNC member from Iowa, said the calendar “is a mess.” He added, “Passing the calendar today accomplished nothing other than kicking a deeply flawed can down the road.”\nIn New Hampshire, where state law mandates they hold the first primary, Democrats say they cannot change the date of the primary. DNC officials have already passed rules that dictate states violating the calendar order will be punished, as will candidates who campaign in states that hold primaries outside their assigned days.", ">\n\nJust have another state pass a similar law so that the entire universe collapses from the ensuing paradox. Sure beats the current state of affairs. Do it before we have to file our taxes, please.", ">\n\n*The rules of shotgun are very simple and very clear. *", ">\n\nA Yougov poll showed overwhelming support among Democrats for this new schedule.", ">\n\nThe first Tuesday of March should be the first primary. Then the first Tuesday of April, then May, and finally June. Each month 13 states and territories will vote. The 13 would be a mix of size and demographics so that one section of the countries doesn't always vote first.", ">\n\nDon't even spread it out that much. There's no reason they can't do a handful of early states (that ideally rotate each election cycle), followed by 2 or 3 weeks of super Tuesdays. Hell, have everyone but the early states vote on the same day.\nThe current system is such bullshit. I live in a state that reliably goes Blue, yet I have virtually no say in the primary process since the nominee is always chosen by the time my state votes (they even tried to cancel the primary in 2020 due to COVID concerns and the race already having been decided). Meanwhile, North Carolina, a state that's only gone Blue once since 1980, gets pushed to the fore.\nI'm fine with a few early primaries, it allows candidates with a smaller war chest to get a larger audience, but the rest of the system is such shit.", ">\n\nI would also suggest that it greats randomized each year. So some years California and Delaware vote first at the same time. Other year New York and Kentucky. Some years Florida and Hawaii, etc. \nI'm from NJ, the state that votes last. I would voted for Sanders in both 2016 and 2020 but both times he had already dropped out by the time I cast my vote. Randomizing it will give NJ, or NY, more of a say some years and less other years. \nAnother solution would be to have 2 nation wide Primaries using rank choice voting. The entire country rank their top 5 candidates out of all potential nominees in March. The top 5 candidates move on to the second primary in which the entire nation again ranks the remaining five candidate. The second primary would happen 3 months after the first, plenty of time for each to campaign. Whoever wins the rank choice vote wins the nomination. This solution works because now every state votes at the same time and on the same time every year.", ">\n\nAh yes, picking one of the most conservative states in the nation to help determine the candidate line up for the primaries. Seems like a great way to “filter out” progressives early on. r/Neoliberal is salivating at this development.\n*apparently a controversial opinion 😂", ">\n\nSC isn't any more conservative than Iowa is. \nProgressives seem to filter themselves out just fine I'm not sure why you think the order matters." ]

[ "Doesn’t Iowa have “being first” in their state constitution? I wonder how in the hell this would work", ">\n\nIt seems to be an issue that states and the DNC are still trying to figure out themselves. Here's what some Iowa legislators had to say about the DNC decision:\nIowa Democratic Party Chair Rita Hart said her state “has been put in a position that makes it impossible to comply with both DNC rules and our own state law, which has exactly zero chance of being changed by the Republican legislature.” \nScott Brennan, a DNC member from Iowa, said the calendar “is a mess.” He added, “Passing the calendar today accomplished nothing other than kicking a deeply flawed can down the road.”\nIn New Hampshire, where state law mandates they hold the first primary, Democrats say they cannot change the date of the primary. DNC officials have already passed rules that dictate states violating the calendar order will be punished, as will candidates who campaign in states that hold primaries outside their assigned days.", ">\n\nJust have another state pass a similar law so that the entire universe collapses from the ensuing paradox. Sure beats the current state of affairs. Do it before we have to file our taxes, please.", ">\n\n*The rules of shotgun are very simple and very clear. *", ">\n\nA Yougov poll showed overwhelming support among Democrats for this new schedule.", ">\n\nThe first Tuesday of March should be the first primary. Then the first Tuesday of April, then May, and finally June. Each month 13 states and territories will vote. The 13 would be a mix of size and demographics so that one section of the countries doesn't always vote first.", ">\n\nDon't even spread it out that much. There's no reason they can't do a handful of early states (that ideally rotate each election cycle), followed by 2 or 3 weeks of super Tuesdays. Hell, have everyone but the early states vote on the same day.\nThe current system is such bullshit. I live in a state that reliably goes Blue, yet I have virtually no say in the primary process since the nominee is always chosen by the time my state votes (they even tried to cancel the primary in 2020 due to COVID concerns and the race already having been decided). Meanwhile, North Carolina, a state that's only gone Blue once since 1980, gets pushed to the fore.\nI'm fine with a few early primaries, it allows candidates with a smaller war chest to get a larger audience, but the rest of the system is such shit.", ">\n\nI would also suggest that it greats randomized each year. So some years California and Delaware vote first at the same time. Other year New York and Kentucky. Some years Florida and Hawaii, etc. \nI'm from NJ, the state that votes last. I would voted for Sanders in both 2016 and 2020 but both times he had already dropped out by the time I cast my vote. Randomizing it will give NJ, or NY, more of a say some years and less other years. \nAnother solution would be to have 2 nation wide Primaries using rank choice voting. The entire country rank their top 5 candidates out of all potential nominees in March. The top 5 candidates move on to the second primary in which the entire nation again ranks the remaining five candidate. The second primary would happen 3 months after the first, plenty of time for each to campaign. Whoever wins the rank choice vote wins the nomination. This solution works because now every state votes at the same time and on the same time every year.", ">\n\nAh yes, picking one of the most conservative states in the nation to help determine the candidate line up for the primaries. Seems like a great way to “filter out” progressives early on. r/Neoliberal is salivating at this development.\n*apparently a controversial opinion 😂", ">\n\nSC isn't any more conservative than Iowa is. \nProgressives seem to filter themselves out just fine I'm not sure why you think the order matters.", ">\n\nlmao yeah I remember when Bernie supporters tried to claim Pete was a CIA agent who rigged Iowa. It's even funnier when you remember that the DNC wanted to get rid of the Iowa caucuses but it was Bernie who forced them to keep it.\nBut Iowa was just one of 44 states Bernie lost so I don't see the issue. Unless Reddit and Twitter become states he's going to lose regardless of the order." ]

[ "Doesn’t Iowa have “being first” in their state constitution? I wonder how in the hell this would work", ">\n\nIt seems to be an issue that states and the DNC are still trying to figure out themselves. Here's what some Iowa legislators had to say about the DNC decision:\nIowa Democratic Party Chair Rita Hart said her state “has been put in a position that makes it impossible to comply with both DNC rules and our own state law, which has exactly zero chance of being changed by the Republican legislature.” \nScott Brennan, a DNC member from Iowa, said the calendar “is a mess.” He added, “Passing the calendar today accomplished nothing other than kicking a deeply flawed can down the road.”\nIn New Hampshire, where state law mandates they hold the first primary, Democrats say they cannot change the date of the primary. DNC officials have already passed rules that dictate states violating the calendar order will be punished, as will candidates who campaign in states that hold primaries outside their assigned days.", ">\n\nJust have another state pass a similar law so that the entire universe collapses from the ensuing paradox. Sure beats the current state of affairs. Do it before we have to file our taxes, please.", ">\n\n*The rules of shotgun are very simple and very clear. *", ">\n\nA Yougov poll showed overwhelming support among Democrats for this new schedule.", ">\n\nThe first Tuesday of March should be the first primary. Then the first Tuesday of April, then May, and finally June. Each month 13 states and territories will vote. The 13 would be a mix of size and demographics so that one section of the countries doesn't always vote first.", ">\n\nDon't even spread it out that much. There's no reason they can't do a handful of early states (that ideally rotate each election cycle), followed by 2 or 3 weeks of super Tuesdays. Hell, have everyone but the early states vote on the same day.\nThe current system is such bullshit. I live in a state that reliably goes Blue, yet I have virtually no say in the primary process since the nominee is always chosen by the time my state votes (they even tried to cancel the primary in 2020 due to COVID concerns and the race already having been decided). Meanwhile, North Carolina, a state that's only gone Blue once since 1980, gets pushed to the fore.\nI'm fine with a few early primaries, it allows candidates with a smaller war chest to get a larger audience, but the rest of the system is such shit.", ">\n\nI would also suggest that it greats randomized each year. So some years California and Delaware vote first at the same time. Other year New York and Kentucky. Some years Florida and Hawaii, etc. \nI'm from NJ, the state that votes last. I would voted for Sanders in both 2016 and 2020 but both times he had already dropped out by the time I cast my vote. Randomizing it will give NJ, or NY, more of a say some years and less other years. \nAnother solution would be to have 2 nation wide Primaries using rank choice voting. The entire country rank their top 5 candidates out of all potential nominees in March. The top 5 candidates move on to the second primary in which the entire nation again ranks the remaining five candidate. The second primary would happen 3 months after the first, plenty of time for each to campaign. Whoever wins the rank choice vote wins the nomination. This solution works because now every state votes at the same time and on the same time every year.", ">\n\nAh yes, picking one of the most conservative states in the nation to help determine the candidate line up for the primaries. Seems like a great way to “filter out” progressives early on. r/Neoliberal is salivating at this development.\n*apparently a controversial opinion 😂", ">\n\nSC isn't any more conservative than Iowa is. \nProgressives seem to filter themselves out just fine I'm not sure why you think the order matters.", ">\n\nlmao yeah I remember when Bernie supporters tried to claim Pete was a CIA agent who rigged Iowa. It's even funnier when you remember that the DNC wanted to get rid of the Iowa caucuses but it was Bernie who forced them to keep it.\nBut Iowa was just one of 44 states Bernie lost so I don't see the issue. Unless Reddit and Twitter become states he's going to lose regardless of the order.", ">\n\n\nBiden, who has yet to officially announce his reelection plans but has said he intends to run for a second term, was greeted by cheers of “four more years” as he took the stage.\n\nAt Biden's age this is really assuming quite a bit. lol" ]

[ "Doesn’t Iowa have “being first” in their state constitution? I wonder how in the hell this would work", ">\n\nIt seems to be an issue that states and the DNC are still trying to figure out themselves. Here's what some Iowa legislators had to say about the DNC decision:\nIowa Democratic Party Chair Rita Hart said her state “has been put in a position that makes it impossible to comply with both DNC rules and our own state law, which has exactly zero chance of being changed by the Republican legislature.” \nScott Brennan, a DNC member from Iowa, said the calendar “is a mess.” He added, “Passing the calendar today accomplished nothing other than kicking a deeply flawed can down the road.”\nIn New Hampshire, where state law mandates they hold the first primary, Democrats say they cannot change the date of the primary. DNC officials have already passed rules that dictate states violating the calendar order will be punished, as will candidates who campaign in states that hold primaries outside their assigned days.", ">\n\nJust have another state pass a similar law so that the entire universe collapses from the ensuing paradox. Sure beats the current state of affairs. Do it before we have to file our taxes, please.", ">\n\n*The rules of shotgun are very simple and very clear. *", ">\n\nA Yougov poll showed overwhelming support among Democrats for this new schedule.", ">\n\nThe first Tuesday of March should be the first primary. Then the first Tuesday of April, then May, and finally June. Each month 13 states and territories will vote. The 13 would be a mix of size and demographics so that one section of the countries doesn't always vote first.", ">\n\nDon't even spread it out that much. There's no reason they can't do a handful of early states (that ideally rotate each election cycle), followed by 2 or 3 weeks of super Tuesdays. Hell, have everyone but the early states vote on the same day.\nThe current system is such bullshit. I live in a state that reliably goes Blue, yet I have virtually no say in the primary process since the nominee is always chosen by the time my state votes (they even tried to cancel the primary in 2020 due to COVID concerns and the race already having been decided). Meanwhile, North Carolina, a state that's only gone Blue once since 1980, gets pushed to the fore.\nI'm fine with a few early primaries, it allows candidates with a smaller war chest to get a larger audience, but the rest of the system is such shit.", ">\n\nI would also suggest that it greats randomized each year. So some years California and Delaware vote first at the same time. Other year New York and Kentucky. Some years Florida and Hawaii, etc. \nI'm from NJ, the state that votes last. I would voted for Sanders in both 2016 and 2020 but both times he had already dropped out by the time I cast my vote. Randomizing it will give NJ, or NY, more of a say some years and less other years. \nAnother solution would be to have 2 nation wide Primaries using rank choice voting. The entire country rank their top 5 candidates out of all potential nominees in March. The top 5 candidates move on to the second primary in which the entire nation again ranks the remaining five candidate. The second primary would happen 3 months after the first, plenty of time for each to campaign. Whoever wins the rank choice vote wins the nomination. This solution works because now every state votes at the same time and on the same time every year.", ">\n\nAh yes, picking one of the most conservative states in the nation to help determine the candidate line up for the primaries. Seems like a great way to “filter out” progressives early on. r/Neoliberal is salivating at this development.\n*apparently a controversial opinion 😂", ">\n\nSC isn't any more conservative than Iowa is. \nProgressives seem to filter themselves out just fine I'm not sure why you think the order matters.", ">\n\nlmao yeah I remember when Bernie supporters tried to claim Pete was a CIA agent who rigged Iowa. It's even funnier when you remember that the DNC wanted to get rid of the Iowa caucuses but it was Bernie who forced them to keep it.\nBut Iowa was just one of 44 states Bernie lost so I don't see the issue. Unless Reddit and Twitter become states he's going to lose regardless of the order.", ">\n\n\nBiden, who has yet to officially announce his reelection plans but has said he intends to run for a second term, was greeted by cheers of “four more years” as he took the stage.\n\nAt Biden's age this is really assuming quite a bit. lol", ">\n\nWhy are they being so aggressive in combating New Hampshire's state law for being the first primary when no other state cares and literally nobody in the country has ever complained about it? I don't understand." ]

[ "Doesn’t Iowa have “being first” in their state constitution? I wonder how in the hell this would work", ">\n\nIt seems to be an issue that states and the DNC are still trying to figure out themselves. Here's what some Iowa legislators had to say about the DNC decision:\nIowa Democratic Party Chair Rita Hart said her state “has been put in a position that makes it impossible to comply with both DNC rules and our own state law, which has exactly zero chance of being changed by the Republican legislature.” \nScott Brennan, a DNC member from Iowa, said the calendar “is a mess.” He added, “Passing the calendar today accomplished nothing other than kicking a deeply flawed can down the road.”\nIn New Hampshire, where state law mandates they hold the first primary, Democrats say they cannot change the date of the primary. DNC officials have already passed rules that dictate states violating the calendar order will be punished, as will candidates who campaign in states that hold primaries outside their assigned days.", ">\n\nJust have another state pass a similar law so that the entire universe collapses from the ensuing paradox. Sure beats the current state of affairs. Do it before we have to file our taxes, please.", ">\n\n*The rules of shotgun are very simple and very clear. *", ">\n\nA Yougov poll showed overwhelming support among Democrats for this new schedule.", ">\n\nThe first Tuesday of March should be the first primary. Then the first Tuesday of April, then May, and finally June. Each month 13 states and territories will vote. The 13 would be a mix of size and demographics so that one section of the countries doesn't always vote first.", ">\n\nDon't even spread it out that much. There's no reason they can't do a handful of early states (that ideally rotate each election cycle), followed by 2 or 3 weeks of super Tuesdays. Hell, have everyone but the early states vote on the same day.\nThe current system is such bullshit. I live in a state that reliably goes Blue, yet I have virtually no say in the primary process since the nominee is always chosen by the time my state votes (they even tried to cancel the primary in 2020 due to COVID concerns and the race already having been decided). Meanwhile, North Carolina, a state that's only gone Blue once since 1980, gets pushed to the fore.\nI'm fine with a few early primaries, it allows candidates with a smaller war chest to get a larger audience, but the rest of the system is such shit.", ">\n\nI would also suggest that it greats randomized each year. So some years California and Delaware vote first at the same time. Other year New York and Kentucky. Some years Florida and Hawaii, etc. \nI'm from NJ, the state that votes last. I would voted for Sanders in both 2016 and 2020 but both times he had already dropped out by the time I cast my vote. Randomizing it will give NJ, or NY, more of a say some years and less other years. \nAnother solution would be to have 2 nation wide Primaries using rank choice voting. The entire country rank their top 5 candidates out of all potential nominees in March. The top 5 candidates move on to the second primary in which the entire nation again ranks the remaining five candidate. The second primary would happen 3 months after the first, plenty of time for each to campaign. Whoever wins the rank choice vote wins the nomination. This solution works because now every state votes at the same time and on the same time every year.", ">\n\nAh yes, picking one of the most conservative states in the nation to help determine the candidate line up for the primaries. Seems like a great way to “filter out” progressives early on. r/Neoliberal is salivating at this development.\n*apparently a controversial opinion 😂", ">\n\nSC isn't any more conservative than Iowa is. \nProgressives seem to filter themselves out just fine I'm not sure why you think the order matters.", ">\n\nlmao yeah I remember when Bernie supporters tried to claim Pete was a CIA agent who rigged Iowa. It's even funnier when you remember that the DNC wanted to get rid of the Iowa caucuses but it was Bernie who forced them to keep it.\nBut Iowa was just one of 44 states Bernie lost so I don't see the issue. Unless Reddit and Twitter become states he's going to lose regardless of the order.", ">\n\n\nBiden, who has yet to officially announce his reelection plans but has said he intends to run for a second term, was greeted by cheers of “four more years” as he took the stage.\n\nAt Biden's age this is really assuming quite a bit. lol", ">\n\nWhy are they being so aggressive in combating New Hampshire's state law for being the first primary when no other state cares and literally nobody in the country has ever complained about it? I don't understand.", ">\n\nDoesn’t Iowa have “being first” in their state constitution? I wonder how in the hell this would work" ]

[ "Doesn’t Iowa have “being first” in their state constitution? I wonder how in the hell this would work", ">\n\nIt seems to be an issue that states and the DNC are still trying to figure out themselves. Here's what some Iowa legislators had to say about the DNC decision:\nIowa Democratic Party Chair Rita Hart said her state “has been put in a position that makes it impossible to comply with both DNC rules and our own state law, which has exactly zero chance of being changed by the Republican legislature.” \nScott Brennan, a DNC member from Iowa, said the calendar “is a mess.” He added, “Passing the calendar today accomplished nothing other than kicking a deeply flawed can down the road.”\nIn New Hampshire, where state law mandates they hold the first primary, Democrats say they cannot change the date of the primary. DNC officials have already passed rules that dictate states violating the calendar order will be punished, as will candidates who campaign in states that hold primaries outside their assigned days.", ">\n\nJust have another state pass a similar law so that the entire universe collapses from the ensuing paradox. Sure beats the current state of affairs. Do it before we have to file our taxes, please.", ">\n\n*The rules of shotgun are very simple and very clear. *", ">\n\nA Yougov poll showed overwhelming support among Democrats for this new schedule.", ">\n\nThe first Tuesday of March should be the first primary. Then the first Tuesday of April, then May, and finally June. Each month 13 states and territories will vote. The 13 would be a mix of size and demographics so that one section of the countries doesn't always vote first.", ">\n\nDon't even spread it out that much. There's no reason they can't do a handful of early states (that ideally rotate each election cycle), followed by 2 or 3 weeks of super Tuesdays. Hell, have everyone but the early states vote on the same day.\nThe current system is such bullshit. I live in a state that reliably goes Blue, yet I have virtually no say in the primary process since the nominee is always chosen by the time my state votes (they even tried to cancel the primary in 2020 due to COVID concerns and the race already having been decided). Meanwhile, North Carolina, a state that's only gone Blue once since 1980, gets pushed to the fore.\nI'm fine with a few early primaries, it allows candidates with a smaller war chest to get a larger audience, but the rest of the system is such shit.", ">\n\nI would also suggest that it greats randomized each year. So some years California and Delaware vote first at the same time. Other year New York and Kentucky. Some years Florida and Hawaii, etc. \nI'm from NJ, the state that votes last. I would voted for Sanders in both 2016 and 2020 but both times he had already dropped out by the time I cast my vote. Randomizing it will give NJ, or NY, more of a say some years and less other years. \nAnother solution would be to have 2 nation wide Primaries using rank choice voting. The entire country rank their top 5 candidates out of all potential nominees in March. The top 5 candidates move on to the second primary in which the entire nation again ranks the remaining five candidate. The second primary would happen 3 months after the first, plenty of time for each to campaign. Whoever wins the rank choice vote wins the nomination. This solution works because now every state votes at the same time and on the same time every year.", ">\n\nAh yes, picking one of the most conservative states in the nation to help determine the candidate line up for the primaries. Seems like a great way to “filter out” progressives early on. r/Neoliberal is salivating at this development.\n*apparently a controversial opinion 😂", ">\n\nSC isn't any more conservative than Iowa is. \nProgressives seem to filter themselves out just fine I'm not sure why you think the order matters.", ">\n\nlmao yeah I remember when Bernie supporters tried to claim Pete was a CIA agent who rigged Iowa. It's even funnier when you remember that the DNC wanted to get rid of the Iowa caucuses but it was Bernie who forced them to keep it.\nBut Iowa was just one of 44 states Bernie lost so I don't see the issue. Unless Reddit and Twitter become states he's going to lose regardless of the order.", ">\n\n\nBiden, who has yet to officially announce his reelection plans but has said he intends to run for a second term, was greeted by cheers of “four more years” as he took the stage.\n\nAt Biden's age this is really assuming quite a bit. lol", ">\n\nWhy are they being so aggressive in combating New Hampshire's state law for being the first primary when no other state cares and literally nobody in the country has ever complained about it? I don't understand.", ">\n\nDoesn’t Iowa have “being first” in their state constitution? I wonder how in the hell this would work", ">\n\nIt seems to be an issue that states and the DNC are still trying to figure out themselves. Here's what some Iowa legislators had to say about the DNC decision:\nIowa Democratic Party Chair Rita Hart said her state “has been put in a position that makes it impossible to comply with both DNC rules and our own state law, which has exactly zero chance of being changed by the Republican legislature.” \nScott Brennan, a DNC member from Iowa, said the calendar “is a mess.” He added, “Passing the calendar today accomplished nothing other than kicking a deeply flawed can down the road.”\nIn New Hampshire, where state law mandates they hold the first primary, Democrats say they cannot change the date of the primary. DNC officials have already passed rules that dictate states violating the calendar order will be punished, as will candidates who campaign in states that hold primaries outside their assigned days." ]

[ "Doesn’t Iowa have “being first” in their state constitution? I wonder how in the hell this would work", ">\n\nIt seems to be an issue that states and the DNC are still trying to figure out themselves. Here's what some Iowa legislators had to say about the DNC decision:\nIowa Democratic Party Chair Rita Hart said her state “has been put in a position that makes it impossible to comply with both DNC rules and our own state law, which has exactly zero chance of being changed by the Republican legislature.” \nScott Brennan, a DNC member from Iowa, said the calendar “is a mess.” He added, “Passing the calendar today accomplished nothing other than kicking a deeply flawed can down the road.”\nIn New Hampshire, where state law mandates they hold the first primary, Democrats say they cannot change the date of the primary. DNC officials have already passed rules that dictate states violating the calendar order will be punished, as will candidates who campaign in states that hold primaries outside their assigned days.", ">\n\nJust have another state pass a similar law so that the entire universe collapses from the ensuing paradox. Sure beats the current state of affairs. Do it before we have to file our taxes, please.", ">\n\n*The rules of shotgun are very simple and very clear. *", ">\n\nA Yougov poll showed overwhelming support among Democrats for this new schedule.", ">\n\nThe first Tuesday of March should be the first primary. Then the first Tuesday of April, then May, and finally June. Each month 13 states and territories will vote. The 13 would be a mix of size and demographics so that one section of the countries doesn't always vote first.", ">\n\nDon't even spread it out that much. There's no reason they can't do a handful of early states (that ideally rotate each election cycle), followed by 2 or 3 weeks of super Tuesdays. Hell, have everyone but the early states vote on the same day.\nThe current system is such bullshit. I live in a state that reliably goes Blue, yet I have virtually no say in the primary process since the nominee is always chosen by the time my state votes (they even tried to cancel the primary in 2020 due to COVID concerns and the race already having been decided). Meanwhile, North Carolina, a state that's only gone Blue once since 1980, gets pushed to the fore.\nI'm fine with a few early primaries, it allows candidates with a smaller war chest to get a larger audience, but the rest of the system is such shit.", ">\n\nI would also suggest that it greats randomized each year. So some years California and Delaware vote first at the same time. Other year New York and Kentucky. Some years Florida and Hawaii, etc. \nI'm from NJ, the state that votes last. I would voted for Sanders in both 2016 and 2020 but both times he had already dropped out by the time I cast my vote. Randomizing it will give NJ, or NY, more of a say some years and less other years. \nAnother solution would be to have 2 nation wide Primaries using rank choice voting. The entire country rank their top 5 candidates out of all potential nominees in March. The top 5 candidates move on to the second primary in which the entire nation again ranks the remaining five candidate. The second primary would happen 3 months after the first, plenty of time for each to campaign. Whoever wins the rank choice vote wins the nomination. This solution works because now every state votes at the same time and on the same time every year.", ">\n\nAh yes, picking one of the most conservative states in the nation to help determine the candidate line up for the primaries. Seems like a great way to “filter out” progressives early on. r/Neoliberal is salivating at this development.\n*apparently a controversial opinion 😂", ">\n\nSC isn't any more conservative than Iowa is. \nProgressives seem to filter themselves out just fine I'm not sure why you think the order matters.", ">\n\nlmao yeah I remember when Bernie supporters tried to claim Pete was a CIA agent who rigged Iowa. It's even funnier when you remember that the DNC wanted to get rid of the Iowa caucuses but it was Bernie who forced them to keep it.\nBut Iowa was just one of 44 states Bernie lost so I don't see the issue. Unless Reddit and Twitter become states he's going to lose regardless of the order.", ">\n\n\nBiden, who has yet to officially announce his reelection plans but has said he intends to run for a second term, was greeted by cheers of “four more years” as he took the stage.\n\nAt Biden's age this is really assuming quite a bit. lol", ">\n\nWhy are they being so aggressive in combating New Hampshire's state law for being the first primary when no other state cares and literally nobody in the country has ever complained about it? I don't understand.", ">\n\nDoesn’t Iowa have “being first” in their state constitution? I wonder how in the hell this would work", ">\n\nIt seems to be an issue that states and the DNC are still trying to figure out themselves. Here's what some Iowa legislators had to say about the DNC decision:\nIowa Democratic Party Chair Rita Hart said her state “has been put in a position that makes it impossible to comply with both DNC rules and our own state law, which has exactly zero chance of being changed by the Republican legislature.” \nScott Brennan, a DNC member from Iowa, said the calendar “is a mess.” He added, “Passing the calendar today accomplished nothing other than kicking a deeply flawed can down the road.”\nIn New Hampshire, where state law mandates they hold the first primary, Democrats say they cannot change the date of the primary. DNC officials have already passed rules that dictate states violating the calendar order will be punished, as will candidates who campaign in states that hold primaries outside their assigned days.", ">\n\nJust have another state pass a similar law so that the entire universe collapses from the ensuing paradox. Sure beats the current state of affairs. Do it before we have to file our taxes, please." ]

[ "Doesn’t Iowa have “being first” in their state constitution? I wonder how in the hell this would work", ">\n\nIt seems to be an issue that states and the DNC are still trying to figure out themselves. Here's what some Iowa legislators had to say about the DNC decision:\nIowa Democratic Party Chair Rita Hart said her state “has been put in a position that makes it impossible to comply with both DNC rules and our own state law, which has exactly zero chance of being changed by the Republican legislature.” \nScott Brennan, a DNC member from Iowa, said the calendar “is a mess.” He added, “Passing the calendar today accomplished nothing other than kicking a deeply flawed can down the road.”\nIn New Hampshire, where state law mandates they hold the first primary, Democrats say they cannot change the date of the primary. DNC officials have already passed rules that dictate states violating the calendar order will be punished, as will candidates who campaign in states that hold primaries outside their assigned days.", ">\n\nJust have another state pass a similar law so that the entire universe collapses from the ensuing paradox. Sure beats the current state of affairs. Do it before we have to file our taxes, please.", ">\n\n*The rules of shotgun are very simple and very clear. *", ">\n\nA Yougov poll showed overwhelming support among Democrats for this new schedule.", ">\n\nThe first Tuesday of March should be the first primary. Then the first Tuesday of April, then May, and finally June. Each month 13 states and territories will vote. The 13 would be a mix of size and demographics so that one section of the countries doesn't always vote first.", ">\n\nDon't even spread it out that much. There's no reason they can't do a handful of early states (that ideally rotate each election cycle), followed by 2 or 3 weeks of super Tuesdays. Hell, have everyone but the early states vote on the same day.\nThe current system is such bullshit. I live in a state that reliably goes Blue, yet I have virtually no say in the primary process since the nominee is always chosen by the time my state votes (they even tried to cancel the primary in 2020 due to COVID concerns and the race already having been decided). Meanwhile, North Carolina, a state that's only gone Blue once since 1980, gets pushed to the fore.\nI'm fine with a few early primaries, it allows candidates with a smaller war chest to get a larger audience, but the rest of the system is such shit.", ">\n\nI would also suggest that it greats randomized each year. So some years California and Delaware vote first at the same time. Other year New York and Kentucky. Some years Florida and Hawaii, etc. \nI'm from NJ, the state that votes last. I would voted for Sanders in both 2016 and 2020 but both times he had already dropped out by the time I cast my vote. Randomizing it will give NJ, or NY, more of a say some years and less other years. \nAnother solution would be to have 2 nation wide Primaries using rank choice voting. The entire country rank their top 5 candidates out of all potential nominees in March. The top 5 candidates move on to the second primary in which the entire nation again ranks the remaining five candidate. The second primary would happen 3 months after the first, plenty of time for each to campaign. Whoever wins the rank choice vote wins the nomination. This solution works because now every state votes at the same time and on the same time every year.", ">\n\nAh yes, picking one of the most conservative states in the nation to help determine the candidate line up for the primaries. Seems like a great way to “filter out” progressives early on. r/Neoliberal is salivating at this development.\n*apparently a controversial opinion 😂", ">\n\nSC isn't any more conservative than Iowa is. \nProgressives seem to filter themselves out just fine I'm not sure why you think the order matters.", ">\n\nlmao yeah I remember when Bernie supporters tried to claim Pete was a CIA agent who rigged Iowa. It's even funnier when you remember that the DNC wanted to get rid of the Iowa caucuses but it was Bernie who forced them to keep it.\nBut Iowa was just one of 44 states Bernie lost so I don't see the issue. Unless Reddit and Twitter become states he's going to lose regardless of the order.", ">\n\n\nBiden, who has yet to officially announce his reelection plans but has said he intends to run for a second term, was greeted by cheers of “four more years” as he took the stage.\n\nAt Biden's age this is really assuming quite a bit. lol", ">\n\nWhy are they being so aggressive in combating New Hampshire's state law for being the first primary when no other state cares and literally nobody in the country has ever complained about it? I don't understand.", ">\n\nDoesn’t Iowa have “being first” in their state constitution? I wonder how in the hell this would work", ">\n\nIt seems to be an issue that states and the DNC are still trying to figure out themselves. Here's what some Iowa legislators had to say about the DNC decision:\nIowa Democratic Party Chair Rita Hart said her state “has been put in a position that makes it impossible to comply with both DNC rules and our own state law, which has exactly zero chance of being changed by the Republican legislature.” \nScott Brennan, a DNC member from Iowa, said the calendar “is a mess.” He added, “Passing the calendar today accomplished nothing other than kicking a deeply flawed can down the road.”\nIn New Hampshire, where state law mandates they hold the first primary, Democrats say they cannot change the date of the primary. DNC officials have already passed rules that dictate states violating the calendar order will be punished, as will candidates who campaign in states that hold primaries outside their assigned days.", ">\n\nJust have another state pass a similar law so that the entire universe collapses from the ensuing paradox. Sure beats the current state of affairs. Do it before we have to file our taxes, please.", ">\n\n*The rules of shotgun are very simple and very clear. *" ]

[ "Doesn’t Iowa have “being first” in their state constitution? I wonder how in the hell this would work", ">\n\nIt seems to be an issue that states and the DNC are still trying to figure out themselves. Here's what some Iowa legislators had to say about the DNC decision:\nIowa Democratic Party Chair Rita Hart said her state “has been put in a position that makes it impossible to comply with both DNC rules and our own state law, which has exactly zero chance of being changed by the Republican legislature.” \nScott Brennan, a DNC member from Iowa, said the calendar “is a mess.” He added, “Passing the calendar today accomplished nothing other than kicking a deeply flawed can down the road.”\nIn New Hampshire, where state law mandates they hold the first primary, Democrats say they cannot change the date of the primary. DNC officials have already passed rules that dictate states violating the calendar order will be punished, as will candidates who campaign in states that hold primaries outside their assigned days.", ">\n\nJust have another state pass a similar law so that the entire universe collapses from the ensuing paradox. Sure beats the current state of affairs. Do it before we have to file our taxes, please.", ">\n\n*The rules of shotgun are very simple and very clear. *", ">\n\nA Yougov poll showed overwhelming support among Democrats for this new schedule.", ">\n\nThe first Tuesday of March should be the first primary. Then the first Tuesday of April, then May, and finally June. Each month 13 states and territories will vote. The 13 would be a mix of size and demographics so that one section of the countries doesn't always vote first.", ">\n\nDon't even spread it out that much. There's no reason they can't do a handful of early states (that ideally rotate each election cycle), followed by 2 or 3 weeks of super Tuesdays. Hell, have everyone but the early states vote on the same day.\nThe current system is such bullshit. I live in a state that reliably goes Blue, yet I have virtually no say in the primary process since the nominee is always chosen by the time my state votes (they even tried to cancel the primary in 2020 due to COVID concerns and the race already having been decided). Meanwhile, North Carolina, a state that's only gone Blue once since 1980, gets pushed to the fore.\nI'm fine with a few early primaries, it allows candidates with a smaller war chest to get a larger audience, but the rest of the system is such shit.", ">\n\nI would also suggest that it greats randomized each year. So some years California and Delaware vote first at the same time. Other year New York and Kentucky. Some years Florida and Hawaii, etc. \nI'm from NJ, the state that votes last. I would voted for Sanders in both 2016 and 2020 but both times he had already dropped out by the time I cast my vote. Randomizing it will give NJ, or NY, more of a say some years and less other years. \nAnother solution would be to have 2 nation wide Primaries using rank choice voting. The entire country rank their top 5 candidates out of all potential nominees in March. The top 5 candidates move on to the second primary in which the entire nation again ranks the remaining five candidate. The second primary would happen 3 months after the first, plenty of time for each to campaign. Whoever wins the rank choice vote wins the nomination. This solution works because now every state votes at the same time and on the same time every year.", ">\n\nAh yes, picking one of the most conservative states in the nation to help determine the candidate line up for the primaries. Seems like a great way to “filter out” progressives early on. r/Neoliberal is salivating at this development.\n*apparently a controversial opinion 😂", ">\n\nSC isn't any more conservative than Iowa is. \nProgressives seem to filter themselves out just fine I'm not sure why you think the order matters.", ">\n\nlmao yeah I remember when Bernie supporters tried to claim Pete was a CIA agent who rigged Iowa. It's even funnier when you remember that the DNC wanted to get rid of the Iowa caucuses but it was Bernie who forced them to keep it.\nBut Iowa was just one of 44 states Bernie lost so I don't see the issue. Unless Reddit and Twitter become states he's going to lose regardless of the order.", ">\n\n\nBiden, who has yet to officially announce his reelection plans but has said he intends to run for a second term, was greeted by cheers of “four more years” as he took the stage.\n\nAt Biden's age this is really assuming quite a bit. lol", ">\n\nWhy are they being so aggressive in combating New Hampshire's state law for being the first primary when no other state cares and literally nobody in the country has ever complained about it? I don't understand.", ">\n\nDoesn’t Iowa have “being first” in their state constitution? I wonder how in the hell this would work", ">\n\nIt seems to be an issue that states and the DNC are still trying to figure out themselves. Here's what some Iowa legislators had to say about the DNC decision:\nIowa Democratic Party Chair Rita Hart said her state “has been put in a position that makes it impossible to comply with both DNC rules and our own state law, which has exactly zero chance of being changed by the Republican legislature.” \nScott Brennan, a DNC member from Iowa, said the calendar “is a mess.” He added, “Passing the calendar today accomplished nothing other than kicking a deeply flawed can down the road.”\nIn New Hampshire, where state law mandates they hold the first primary, Democrats say they cannot change the date of the primary. DNC officials have already passed rules that dictate states violating the calendar order will be punished, as will candidates who campaign in states that hold primaries outside their assigned days.", ">\n\nJust have another state pass a similar law so that the entire universe collapses from the ensuing paradox. Sure beats the current state of affairs. Do it before we have to file our taxes, please.", ">\n\n*The rules of shotgun are very simple and very clear. *", ">\n\nA Yougov poll showed overwhelming support among Democrats for this new schedule." ]

[ "Doesn’t Iowa have “being first” in their state constitution? I wonder how in the hell this would work", ">\n\nIt seems to be an issue that states and the DNC are still trying to figure out themselves. Here's what some Iowa legislators had to say about the DNC decision:\nIowa Democratic Party Chair Rita Hart said her state “has been put in a position that makes it impossible to comply with both DNC rules and our own state law, which has exactly zero chance of being changed by the Republican legislature.” \nScott Brennan, a DNC member from Iowa, said the calendar “is a mess.” He added, “Passing the calendar today accomplished nothing other than kicking a deeply flawed can down the road.”\nIn New Hampshire, where state law mandates they hold the first primary, Democrats say they cannot change the date of the primary. DNC officials have already passed rules that dictate states violating the calendar order will be punished, as will candidates who campaign in states that hold primaries outside their assigned days.", ">\n\nJust have another state pass a similar law so that the entire universe collapses from the ensuing paradox. Sure beats the current state of affairs. Do it before we have to file our taxes, please.", ">\n\n*The rules of shotgun are very simple and very clear. *", ">\n\nA Yougov poll showed overwhelming support among Democrats for this new schedule.", ">\n\nThe first Tuesday of March should be the first primary. Then the first Tuesday of April, then May, and finally June. Each month 13 states and territories will vote. The 13 would be a mix of size and demographics so that one section of the countries doesn't always vote first.", ">\n\nDon't even spread it out that much. There's no reason they can't do a handful of early states (that ideally rotate each election cycle), followed by 2 or 3 weeks of super Tuesdays. Hell, have everyone but the early states vote on the same day.\nThe current system is such bullshit. I live in a state that reliably goes Blue, yet I have virtually no say in the primary process since the nominee is always chosen by the time my state votes (they even tried to cancel the primary in 2020 due to COVID concerns and the race already having been decided). Meanwhile, North Carolina, a state that's only gone Blue once since 1980, gets pushed to the fore.\nI'm fine with a few early primaries, it allows candidates with a smaller war chest to get a larger audience, but the rest of the system is such shit.", ">\n\nI would also suggest that it greats randomized each year. So some years California and Delaware vote first at the same time. Other year New York and Kentucky. Some years Florida and Hawaii, etc. \nI'm from NJ, the state that votes last. I would voted for Sanders in both 2016 and 2020 but both times he had already dropped out by the time I cast my vote. Randomizing it will give NJ, or NY, more of a say some years and less other years. \nAnother solution would be to have 2 nation wide Primaries using rank choice voting. The entire country rank their top 5 candidates out of all potential nominees in March. The top 5 candidates move on to the second primary in which the entire nation again ranks the remaining five candidate. The second primary would happen 3 months after the first, plenty of time for each to campaign. Whoever wins the rank choice vote wins the nomination. This solution works because now every state votes at the same time and on the same time every year.", ">\n\nAh yes, picking one of the most conservative states in the nation to help determine the candidate line up for the primaries. Seems like a great way to “filter out” progressives early on. r/Neoliberal is salivating at this development.\n*apparently a controversial opinion 😂", ">\n\nSC isn't any more conservative than Iowa is. \nProgressives seem to filter themselves out just fine I'm not sure why you think the order matters.", ">\n\nlmao yeah I remember when Bernie supporters tried to claim Pete was a CIA agent who rigged Iowa. It's even funnier when you remember that the DNC wanted to get rid of the Iowa caucuses but it was Bernie who forced them to keep it.\nBut Iowa was just one of 44 states Bernie lost so I don't see the issue. Unless Reddit and Twitter become states he's going to lose regardless of the order.", ">\n\n\nBiden, who has yet to officially announce his reelection plans but has said he intends to run for a second term, was greeted by cheers of “four more years” as he took the stage.\n\nAt Biden's age this is really assuming quite a bit. lol", ">\n\nWhy are they being so aggressive in combating New Hampshire's state law for being the first primary when no other state cares and literally nobody in the country has ever complained about it? I don't understand.", ">\n\nDoesn’t Iowa have “being first” in their state constitution? I wonder how in the hell this would work", ">\n\nIt seems to be an issue that states and the DNC are still trying to figure out themselves. Here's what some Iowa legislators had to say about the DNC decision:\nIowa Democratic Party Chair Rita Hart said her state “has been put in a position that makes it impossible to comply with both DNC rules and our own state law, which has exactly zero chance of being changed by the Republican legislature.” \nScott Brennan, a DNC member from Iowa, said the calendar “is a mess.” He added, “Passing the calendar today accomplished nothing other than kicking a deeply flawed can down the road.”\nIn New Hampshire, where state law mandates they hold the first primary, Democrats say they cannot change the date of the primary. DNC officials have already passed rules that dictate states violating the calendar order will be punished, as will candidates who campaign in states that hold primaries outside their assigned days.", ">\n\nJust have another state pass a similar law so that the entire universe collapses from the ensuing paradox. Sure beats the current state of affairs. Do it before we have to file our taxes, please.", ">\n\n*The rules of shotgun are very simple and very clear. *", ">\n\nA Yougov poll showed overwhelming support among Democrats for this new schedule.", ">\n\nThe first Tuesday of March should be the first primary. Then the first Tuesday of April, then May, and finally June. Each month 13 states and territories will vote. The 13 would be a mix of size and demographics so that one section of the countries doesn't always vote first." ]

[ "Doesn’t Iowa have “being first” in their state constitution? I wonder how in the hell this would work", ">\n\nIt seems to be an issue that states and the DNC are still trying to figure out themselves. Here's what some Iowa legislators had to say about the DNC decision:\nIowa Democratic Party Chair Rita Hart said her state “has been put in a position that makes it impossible to comply with both DNC rules and our own state law, which has exactly zero chance of being changed by the Republican legislature.” \nScott Brennan, a DNC member from Iowa, said the calendar “is a mess.” He added, “Passing the calendar today accomplished nothing other than kicking a deeply flawed can down the road.”\nIn New Hampshire, where state law mandates they hold the first primary, Democrats say they cannot change the date of the primary. DNC officials have already passed rules that dictate states violating the calendar order will be punished, as will candidates who campaign in states that hold primaries outside their assigned days.", ">\n\nJust have another state pass a similar law so that the entire universe collapses from the ensuing paradox. Sure beats the current state of affairs. Do it before we have to file our taxes, please.", ">\n\n*The rules of shotgun are very simple and very clear. *", ">\n\nA Yougov poll showed overwhelming support among Democrats for this new schedule.", ">\n\nThe first Tuesday of March should be the first primary. Then the first Tuesday of April, then May, and finally June. Each month 13 states and territories will vote. The 13 would be a mix of size and demographics so that one section of the countries doesn't always vote first.", ">\n\nDon't even spread it out that much. There's no reason they can't do a handful of early states (that ideally rotate each election cycle), followed by 2 or 3 weeks of super Tuesdays. Hell, have everyone but the early states vote on the same day.\nThe current system is such bullshit. I live in a state that reliably goes Blue, yet I have virtually no say in the primary process since the nominee is always chosen by the time my state votes (they even tried to cancel the primary in 2020 due to COVID concerns and the race already having been decided). Meanwhile, North Carolina, a state that's only gone Blue once since 1980, gets pushed to the fore.\nI'm fine with a few early primaries, it allows candidates with a smaller war chest to get a larger audience, but the rest of the system is such shit.", ">\n\nI would also suggest that it greats randomized each year. So some years California and Delaware vote first at the same time. Other year New York and Kentucky. Some years Florida and Hawaii, etc. \nI'm from NJ, the state that votes last. I would voted for Sanders in both 2016 and 2020 but both times he had already dropped out by the time I cast my vote. Randomizing it will give NJ, or NY, more of a say some years and less other years. \nAnother solution would be to have 2 nation wide Primaries using rank choice voting. The entire country rank their top 5 candidates out of all potential nominees in March. The top 5 candidates move on to the second primary in which the entire nation again ranks the remaining five candidate. The second primary would happen 3 months after the first, plenty of time for each to campaign. Whoever wins the rank choice vote wins the nomination. This solution works because now every state votes at the same time and on the same time every year.", ">\n\nAh yes, picking one of the most conservative states in the nation to help determine the candidate line up for the primaries. Seems like a great way to “filter out” progressives early on. r/Neoliberal is salivating at this development.\n*apparently a controversial opinion 😂", ">\n\nSC isn't any more conservative than Iowa is. \nProgressives seem to filter themselves out just fine I'm not sure why you think the order matters.", ">\n\nlmao yeah I remember when Bernie supporters tried to claim Pete was a CIA agent who rigged Iowa. It's even funnier when you remember that the DNC wanted to get rid of the Iowa caucuses but it was Bernie who forced them to keep it.\nBut Iowa was just one of 44 states Bernie lost so I don't see the issue. Unless Reddit and Twitter become states he's going to lose regardless of the order.", ">\n\n\nBiden, who has yet to officially announce his reelection plans but has said he intends to run for a second term, was greeted by cheers of “four more years” as he took the stage.\n\nAt Biden's age this is really assuming quite a bit. lol", ">\n\nWhy are they being so aggressive in combating New Hampshire's state law for being the first primary when no other state cares and literally nobody in the country has ever complained about it? I don't understand.", ">\n\nDoesn’t Iowa have “being first” in their state constitution? I wonder how in the hell this would work", ">\n\nIt seems to be an issue that states and the DNC are still trying to figure out themselves. Here's what some Iowa legislators had to say about the DNC decision:\nIowa Democratic Party Chair Rita Hart said her state “has been put in a position that makes it impossible to comply with both DNC rules and our own state law, which has exactly zero chance of being changed by the Republican legislature.” \nScott Brennan, a DNC member from Iowa, said the calendar “is a mess.” He added, “Passing the calendar today accomplished nothing other than kicking a deeply flawed can down the road.”\nIn New Hampshire, where state law mandates they hold the first primary, Democrats say they cannot change the date of the primary. DNC officials have already passed rules that dictate states violating the calendar order will be punished, as will candidates who campaign in states that hold primaries outside their assigned days.", ">\n\nJust have another state pass a similar law so that the entire universe collapses from the ensuing paradox. Sure beats the current state of affairs. Do it before we have to file our taxes, please.", ">\n\n*The rules of shotgun are very simple and very clear. *", ">\n\nA Yougov poll showed overwhelming support among Democrats for this new schedule.", ">\n\nThe first Tuesday of March should be the first primary. Then the first Tuesday of April, then May, and finally June. Each month 13 states and territories will vote. The 13 would be a mix of size and demographics so that one section of the countries doesn't always vote first.", ">\n\nDon't even spread it out that much. There's no reason they can't do a handful of early states (that ideally rotate each election cycle), followed by 2 or 3 weeks of super Tuesdays. Hell, have everyone but the early states vote on the same day.\nThe current system is such bullshit. I live in a state that reliably goes Blue, yet I have virtually no say in the primary process since the nominee is always chosen by the time my state votes (they even tried to cancel the primary in 2020 due to COVID concerns and the race already having been decided). Meanwhile, North Carolina, a state that's only gone Blue once since 1980, gets pushed to the fore.\nI'm fine with a few early primaries, it allows candidates with a smaller war chest to get a larger audience, but the rest of the system is such shit." ]

[ "Doesn’t Iowa have “being first” in their state constitution? I wonder how in the hell this would work", ">\n\nIt seems to be an issue that states and the DNC are still trying to figure out themselves. Here's what some Iowa legislators had to say about the DNC decision:\nIowa Democratic Party Chair Rita Hart said her state “has been put in a position that makes it impossible to comply with both DNC rules and our own state law, which has exactly zero chance of being changed by the Republican legislature.” \nScott Brennan, a DNC member from Iowa, said the calendar “is a mess.” He added, “Passing the calendar today accomplished nothing other than kicking a deeply flawed can down the road.”\nIn New Hampshire, where state law mandates they hold the first primary, Democrats say they cannot change the date of the primary. DNC officials have already passed rules that dictate states violating the calendar order will be punished, as will candidates who campaign in states that hold primaries outside their assigned days.", ">\n\nJust have another state pass a similar law so that the entire universe collapses from the ensuing paradox. Sure beats the current state of affairs. Do it before we have to file our taxes, please.", ">\n\n*The rules of shotgun are very simple and very clear. *", ">\n\nA Yougov poll showed overwhelming support among Democrats for this new schedule.", ">\n\nThe first Tuesday of March should be the first primary. Then the first Tuesday of April, then May, and finally June. Each month 13 states and territories will vote. The 13 would be a mix of size and demographics so that one section of the countries doesn't always vote first.", ">\n\nDon't even spread it out that much. There's no reason they can't do a handful of early states (that ideally rotate each election cycle), followed by 2 or 3 weeks of super Tuesdays. Hell, have everyone but the early states vote on the same day.\nThe current system is such bullshit. I live in a state that reliably goes Blue, yet I have virtually no say in the primary process since the nominee is always chosen by the time my state votes (they even tried to cancel the primary in 2020 due to COVID concerns and the race already having been decided). Meanwhile, North Carolina, a state that's only gone Blue once since 1980, gets pushed to the fore.\nI'm fine with a few early primaries, it allows candidates with a smaller war chest to get a larger audience, but the rest of the system is such shit.", ">\n\nI would also suggest that it greats randomized each year. So some years California and Delaware vote first at the same time. Other year New York and Kentucky. Some years Florida and Hawaii, etc. \nI'm from NJ, the state that votes last. I would voted for Sanders in both 2016 and 2020 but both times he had already dropped out by the time I cast my vote. Randomizing it will give NJ, or NY, more of a say some years and less other years. \nAnother solution would be to have 2 nation wide Primaries using rank choice voting. The entire country rank their top 5 candidates out of all potential nominees in March. The top 5 candidates move on to the second primary in which the entire nation again ranks the remaining five candidate. The second primary would happen 3 months after the first, plenty of time for each to campaign. Whoever wins the rank choice vote wins the nomination. This solution works because now every state votes at the same time and on the same time every year.", ">\n\nAh yes, picking one of the most conservative states in the nation to help determine the candidate line up for the primaries. Seems like a great way to “filter out” progressives early on. r/Neoliberal is salivating at this development.\n*apparently a controversial opinion 😂", ">\n\nSC isn't any more conservative than Iowa is. \nProgressives seem to filter themselves out just fine I'm not sure why you think the order matters.", ">\n\nlmao yeah I remember when Bernie supporters tried to claim Pete was a CIA agent who rigged Iowa. It's even funnier when you remember that the DNC wanted to get rid of the Iowa caucuses but it was Bernie who forced them to keep it.\nBut Iowa was just one of 44 states Bernie lost so I don't see the issue. Unless Reddit and Twitter become states he's going to lose regardless of the order.", ">\n\n\nBiden, who has yet to officially announce his reelection plans but has said he intends to run for a second term, was greeted by cheers of “four more years” as he took the stage.\n\nAt Biden's age this is really assuming quite a bit. lol", ">\n\nWhy are they being so aggressive in combating New Hampshire's state law for being the first primary when no other state cares and literally nobody in the country has ever complained about it? I don't understand.", ">\n\nDoesn’t Iowa have “being first” in their state constitution? I wonder how in the hell this would work", ">\n\nIt seems to be an issue that states and the DNC are still trying to figure out themselves. Here's what some Iowa legislators had to say about the DNC decision:\nIowa Democratic Party Chair Rita Hart said her state “has been put in a position that makes it impossible to comply with both DNC rules and our own state law, which has exactly zero chance of being changed by the Republican legislature.” \nScott Brennan, a DNC member from Iowa, said the calendar “is a mess.” He added, “Passing the calendar today accomplished nothing other than kicking a deeply flawed can down the road.”\nIn New Hampshire, where state law mandates they hold the first primary, Democrats say they cannot change the date of the primary. DNC officials have already passed rules that dictate states violating the calendar order will be punished, as will candidates who campaign in states that hold primaries outside their assigned days.", ">\n\nJust have another state pass a similar law so that the entire universe collapses from the ensuing paradox. Sure beats the current state of affairs. Do it before we have to file our taxes, please.", ">\n\n*The rules of shotgun are very simple and very clear. *", ">\n\nA Yougov poll showed overwhelming support among Democrats for this new schedule.", ">\n\nThe first Tuesday of March should be the first primary. Then the first Tuesday of April, then May, and finally June. Each month 13 states and territories will vote. The 13 would be a mix of size and demographics so that one section of the countries doesn't always vote first.", ">\n\nDon't even spread it out that much. There's no reason they can't do a handful of early states (that ideally rotate each election cycle), followed by 2 or 3 weeks of super Tuesdays. Hell, have everyone but the early states vote on the same day.\nThe current system is such bullshit. I live in a state that reliably goes Blue, yet I have virtually no say in the primary process since the nominee is always chosen by the time my state votes (they even tried to cancel the primary in 2020 due to COVID concerns and the race already having been decided). Meanwhile, North Carolina, a state that's only gone Blue once since 1980, gets pushed to the fore.\nI'm fine with a few early primaries, it allows candidates with a smaller war chest to get a larger audience, but the rest of the system is such shit.", ">\n\nI would also suggest that it greats randomized each year. So some years California and Delaware vote first at the same time. Other year New York and Kentucky. Some years Florida and Hawaii, etc. \nI'm from NJ, the state that votes last. I would voted for Sanders in both 2016 and 2020 but both times he had already dropped out by the time I cast my vote. Randomizing it will give NJ, or NY, more of a say some years and less other years. \nAnother solution would be to have 2 nation wide Primaries using rank choice voting. The entire country rank their top 5 candidates out of all potential nominees in March. The top 5 candidates move on to the second primary in which the entire nation again ranks the remaining five candidate. The second primary would happen 3 months after the first, plenty of time for each to campaign. Whoever wins the rank choice vote wins the nomination. This solution works because now every state votes at the same time and on the same time every year." ]

[ "Doesn’t Iowa have “being first” in their state constitution? I wonder how in the hell this would work", ">\n\nIt seems to be an issue that states and the DNC are still trying to figure out themselves. Here's what some Iowa legislators had to say about the DNC decision:\nIowa Democratic Party Chair Rita Hart said her state “has been put in a position that makes it impossible to comply with both DNC rules and our own state law, which has exactly zero chance of being changed by the Republican legislature.” \nScott Brennan, a DNC member from Iowa, said the calendar “is a mess.” He added, “Passing the calendar today accomplished nothing other than kicking a deeply flawed can down the road.”\nIn New Hampshire, where state law mandates they hold the first primary, Democrats say they cannot change the date of the primary. DNC officials have already passed rules that dictate states violating the calendar order will be punished, as will candidates who campaign in states that hold primaries outside their assigned days.", ">\n\nJust have another state pass a similar law so that the entire universe collapses from the ensuing paradox. Sure beats the current state of affairs. Do it before we have to file our taxes, please.", ">\n\n*The rules of shotgun are very simple and very clear. *", ">\n\nA Yougov poll showed overwhelming support among Democrats for this new schedule.", ">\n\nThe first Tuesday of March should be the first primary. Then the first Tuesday of April, then May, and finally June. Each month 13 states and territories will vote. The 13 would be a mix of size and demographics so that one section of the countries doesn't always vote first.", ">\n\nDon't even spread it out that much. There's no reason they can't do a handful of early states (that ideally rotate each election cycle), followed by 2 or 3 weeks of super Tuesdays. Hell, have everyone but the early states vote on the same day.\nThe current system is such bullshit. I live in a state that reliably goes Blue, yet I have virtually no say in the primary process since the nominee is always chosen by the time my state votes (they even tried to cancel the primary in 2020 due to COVID concerns and the race already having been decided). Meanwhile, North Carolina, a state that's only gone Blue once since 1980, gets pushed to the fore.\nI'm fine with a few early primaries, it allows candidates with a smaller war chest to get a larger audience, but the rest of the system is such shit.", ">\n\nI would also suggest that it greats randomized each year. So some years California and Delaware vote first at the same time. Other year New York and Kentucky. Some years Florida and Hawaii, etc. \nI'm from NJ, the state that votes last. I would voted for Sanders in both 2016 and 2020 but both times he had already dropped out by the time I cast my vote. Randomizing it will give NJ, or NY, more of a say some years and less other years. \nAnother solution would be to have 2 nation wide Primaries using rank choice voting. The entire country rank their top 5 candidates out of all potential nominees in March. The top 5 candidates move on to the second primary in which the entire nation again ranks the remaining five candidate. The second primary would happen 3 months after the first, plenty of time for each to campaign. Whoever wins the rank choice vote wins the nomination. This solution works because now every state votes at the same time and on the same time every year.", ">\n\nAh yes, picking one of the most conservative states in the nation to help determine the candidate line up for the primaries. Seems like a great way to “filter out” progressives early on. r/Neoliberal is salivating at this development.\n*apparently a controversial opinion 😂", ">\n\nSC isn't any more conservative than Iowa is. \nProgressives seem to filter themselves out just fine I'm not sure why you think the order matters.", ">\n\nlmao yeah I remember when Bernie supporters tried to claim Pete was a CIA agent who rigged Iowa. It's even funnier when you remember that the DNC wanted to get rid of the Iowa caucuses but it was Bernie who forced them to keep it.\nBut Iowa was just one of 44 states Bernie lost so I don't see the issue. Unless Reddit and Twitter become states he's going to lose regardless of the order.", ">\n\n\nBiden, who has yet to officially announce his reelection plans but has said he intends to run for a second term, was greeted by cheers of “four more years” as he took the stage.\n\nAt Biden's age this is really assuming quite a bit. lol", ">\n\nWhy are they being so aggressive in combating New Hampshire's state law for being the first primary when no other state cares and literally nobody in the country has ever complained about it? I don't understand.", ">\n\nDoesn’t Iowa have “being first” in their state constitution? I wonder how in the hell this would work", ">\n\nIt seems to be an issue that states and the DNC are still trying to figure out themselves. Here's what some Iowa legislators had to say about the DNC decision:\nIowa Democratic Party Chair Rita Hart said her state “has been put in a position that makes it impossible to comply with both DNC rules and our own state law, which has exactly zero chance of being changed by the Republican legislature.” \nScott Brennan, a DNC member from Iowa, said the calendar “is a mess.” He added, “Passing the calendar today accomplished nothing other than kicking a deeply flawed can down the road.”\nIn New Hampshire, where state law mandates they hold the first primary, Democrats say they cannot change the date of the primary. DNC officials have already passed rules that dictate states violating the calendar order will be punished, as will candidates who campaign in states that hold primaries outside their assigned days.", ">\n\nJust have another state pass a similar law so that the entire universe collapses from the ensuing paradox. Sure beats the current state of affairs. Do it before we have to file our taxes, please.", ">\n\n*The rules of shotgun are very simple and very clear. *", ">\n\nA Yougov poll showed overwhelming support among Democrats for this new schedule.", ">\n\nThe first Tuesday of March should be the first primary. Then the first Tuesday of April, then May, and finally June. Each month 13 states and territories will vote. The 13 would be a mix of size and demographics so that one section of the countries doesn't always vote first.", ">\n\nDon't even spread it out that much. There's no reason they can't do a handful of early states (that ideally rotate each election cycle), followed by 2 or 3 weeks of super Tuesdays. Hell, have everyone but the early states vote on the same day.\nThe current system is such bullshit. I live in a state that reliably goes Blue, yet I have virtually no say in the primary process since the nominee is always chosen by the time my state votes (they even tried to cancel the primary in 2020 due to COVID concerns and the race already having been decided). Meanwhile, North Carolina, a state that's only gone Blue once since 1980, gets pushed to the fore.\nI'm fine with a few early primaries, it allows candidates with a smaller war chest to get a larger audience, but the rest of the system is such shit.", ">\n\nI would also suggest that it greats randomized each year. So some years California and Delaware vote first at the same time. Other year New York and Kentucky. Some years Florida and Hawaii, etc. \nI'm from NJ, the state that votes last. I would voted for Sanders in both 2016 and 2020 but both times he had already dropped out by the time I cast my vote. Randomizing it will give NJ, or NY, more of a say some years and less other years. \nAnother solution would be to have 2 nation wide Primaries using rank choice voting. The entire country rank their top 5 candidates out of all potential nominees in March. The top 5 candidates move on to the second primary in which the entire nation again ranks the remaining five candidate. The second primary would happen 3 months after the first, plenty of time for each to campaign. Whoever wins the rank choice vote wins the nomination. This solution works because now every state votes at the same time and on the same time every year.", ">\n\nAh yes, picking one of the most conservative states in the nation to help determine the candidate line up for the primaries. Seems like a great way to “filter out” progressives early on. r/Neoliberal is salivating at this development.\n*apparently a controversial opinion 😂" ]

[ "Doesn’t Iowa have “being first” in their state constitution? I wonder how in the hell this would work", ">\n\nIt seems to be an issue that states and the DNC are still trying to figure out themselves. Here's what some Iowa legislators had to say about the DNC decision:\nIowa Democratic Party Chair Rita Hart said her state “has been put in a position that makes it impossible to comply with both DNC rules and our own state law, which has exactly zero chance of being changed by the Republican legislature.” \nScott Brennan, a DNC member from Iowa, said the calendar “is a mess.” He added, “Passing the calendar today accomplished nothing other than kicking a deeply flawed can down the road.”\nIn New Hampshire, where state law mandates they hold the first primary, Democrats say they cannot change the date of the primary. DNC officials have already passed rules that dictate states violating the calendar order will be punished, as will candidates who campaign in states that hold primaries outside their assigned days.", ">\n\nJust have another state pass a similar law so that the entire universe collapses from the ensuing paradox. Sure beats the current state of affairs. Do it before we have to file our taxes, please.", ">\n\n*The rules of shotgun are very simple and very clear. *", ">\n\nA Yougov poll showed overwhelming support among Democrats for this new schedule.", ">\n\nThe first Tuesday of March should be the first primary. Then the first Tuesday of April, then May, and finally June. Each month 13 states and territories will vote. The 13 would be a mix of size and demographics so that one section of the countries doesn't always vote first.", ">\n\nDon't even spread it out that much. There's no reason they can't do a handful of early states (that ideally rotate each election cycle), followed by 2 or 3 weeks of super Tuesdays. Hell, have everyone but the early states vote on the same day.\nThe current system is such bullshit. I live in a state that reliably goes Blue, yet I have virtually no say in the primary process since the nominee is always chosen by the time my state votes (they even tried to cancel the primary in 2020 due to COVID concerns and the race already having been decided). Meanwhile, North Carolina, a state that's only gone Blue once since 1980, gets pushed to the fore.\nI'm fine with a few early primaries, it allows candidates with a smaller war chest to get a larger audience, but the rest of the system is such shit.", ">\n\nI would also suggest that it greats randomized each year. So some years California and Delaware vote first at the same time. Other year New York and Kentucky. Some years Florida and Hawaii, etc. \nI'm from NJ, the state that votes last. I would voted for Sanders in both 2016 and 2020 but both times he had already dropped out by the time I cast my vote. Randomizing it will give NJ, or NY, more of a say some years and less other years. \nAnother solution would be to have 2 nation wide Primaries using rank choice voting. The entire country rank their top 5 candidates out of all potential nominees in March. The top 5 candidates move on to the second primary in which the entire nation again ranks the remaining five candidate. The second primary would happen 3 months after the first, plenty of time for each to campaign. Whoever wins the rank choice vote wins the nomination. This solution works because now every state votes at the same time and on the same time every year.", ">\n\nAh yes, picking one of the most conservative states in the nation to help determine the candidate line up for the primaries. Seems like a great way to “filter out” progressives early on. r/Neoliberal is salivating at this development.\n*apparently a controversial opinion 😂", ">\n\nSC isn't any more conservative than Iowa is. \nProgressives seem to filter themselves out just fine I'm not sure why you think the order matters.", ">\n\nlmao yeah I remember when Bernie supporters tried to claim Pete was a CIA agent who rigged Iowa. It's even funnier when you remember that the DNC wanted to get rid of the Iowa caucuses but it was Bernie who forced them to keep it.\nBut Iowa was just one of 44 states Bernie lost so I don't see the issue. Unless Reddit and Twitter become states he's going to lose regardless of the order.", ">\n\n\nBiden, who has yet to officially announce his reelection plans but has said he intends to run for a second term, was greeted by cheers of “four more years” as he took the stage.\n\nAt Biden's age this is really assuming quite a bit. lol", ">\n\nWhy are they being so aggressive in combating New Hampshire's state law for being the first primary when no other state cares and literally nobody in the country has ever complained about it? I don't understand.", ">\n\nDoesn’t Iowa have “being first” in their state constitution? I wonder how in the hell this would work", ">\n\nIt seems to be an issue that states and the DNC are still trying to figure out themselves. Here's what some Iowa legislators had to say about the DNC decision:\nIowa Democratic Party Chair Rita Hart said her state “has been put in a position that makes it impossible to comply with both DNC rules and our own state law, which has exactly zero chance of being changed by the Republican legislature.” \nScott Brennan, a DNC member from Iowa, said the calendar “is a mess.” He added, “Passing the calendar today accomplished nothing other than kicking a deeply flawed can down the road.”\nIn New Hampshire, where state law mandates they hold the first primary, Democrats say they cannot change the date of the primary. DNC officials have already passed rules that dictate states violating the calendar order will be punished, as will candidates who campaign in states that hold primaries outside their assigned days.", ">\n\nJust have another state pass a similar law so that the entire universe collapses from the ensuing paradox. Sure beats the current state of affairs. Do it before we have to file our taxes, please.", ">\n\n*The rules of shotgun are very simple and very clear. *", ">\n\nA Yougov poll showed overwhelming support among Democrats for this new schedule.", ">\n\nThe first Tuesday of March should be the first primary. Then the first Tuesday of April, then May, and finally June. Each month 13 states and territories will vote. The 13 would be a mix of size and demographics so that one section of the countries doesn't always vote first.", ">\n\nDon't even spread it out that much. There's no reason they can't do a handful of early states (that ideally rotate each election cycle), followed by 2 or 3 weeks of super Tuesdays. Hell, have everyone but the early states vote on the same day.\nThe current system is such bullshit. I live in a state that reliably goes Blue, yet I have virtually no say in the primary process since the nominee is always chosen by the time my state votes (they even tried to cancel the primary in 2020 due to COVID concerns and the race already having been decided). Meanwhile, North Carolina, a state that's only gone Blue once since 1980, gets pushed to the fore.\nI'm fine with a few early primaries, it allows candidates with a smaller war chest to get a larger audience, but the rest of the system is such shit.", ">\n\nI would also suggest that it greats randomized each year. So some years California and Delaware vote first at the same time. Other year New York and Kentucky. Some years Florida and Hawaii, etc. \nI'm from NJ, the state that votes last. I would voted for Sanders in both 2016 and 2020 but both times he had already dropped out by the time I cast my vote. Randomizing it will give NJ, or NY, more of a say some years and less other years. \nAnother solution would be to have 2 nation wide Primaries using rank choice voting. The entire country rank their top 5 candidates out of all potential nominees in March. The top 5 candidates move on to the second primary in which the entire nation again ranks the remaining five candidate. The second primary would happen 3 months after the first, plenty of time for each to campaign. Whoever wins the rank choice vote wins the nomination. This solution works because now every state votes at the same time and on the same time every year.", ">\n\nAh yes, picking one of the most conservative states in the nation to help determine the candidate line up for the primaries. Seems like a great way to “filter out” progressives early on. r/Neoliberal is salivating at this development.\n*apparently a controversial opinion 😂", ">\n\nSC isn't any more conservative than Iowa is. \nProgressives seem to filter themselves out just fine I'm not sure why you think the order matters." ]

[ "Doesn’t Iowa have “being first” in their state constitution? I wonder how in the hell this would work", ">\n\nIt seems to be an issue that states and the DNC are still trying to figure out themselves. Here's what some Iowa legislators had to say about the DNC decision:\nIowa Democratic Party Chair Rita Hart said her state “has been put in a position that makes it impossible to comply with both DNC rules and our own state law, which has exactly zero chance of being changed by the Republican legislature.” \nScott Brennan, a DNC member from Iowa, said the calendar “is a mess.” He added, “Passing the calendar today accomplished nothing other than kicking a deeply flawed can down the road.”\nIn New Hampshire, where state law mandates they hold the first primary, Democrats say they cannot change the date of the primary. DNC officials have already passed rules that dictate states violating the calendar order will be punished, as will candidates who campaign in states that hold primaries outside their assigned days.", ">\n\nJust have another state pass a similar law so that the entire universe collapses from the ensuing paradox. Sure beats the current state of affairs. Do it before we have to file our taxes, please.", ">\n\n*The rules of shotgun are very simple and very clear. *", ">\n\nA Yougov poll showed overwhelming support among Democrats for this new schedule.", ">\n\nThe first Tuesday of March should be the first primary. Then the first Tuesday of April, then May, and finally June. Each month 13 states and territories will vote. The 13 would be a mix of size and demographics so that one section of the countries doesn't always vote first.", ">\n\nDon't even spread it out that much. There's no reason they can't do a handful of early states (that ideally rotate each election cycle), followed by 2 or 3 weeks of super Tuesdays. Hell, have everyone but the early states vote on the same day.\nThe current system is such bullshit. I live in a state that reliably goes Blue, yet I have virtually no say in the primary process since the nominee is always chosen by the time my state votes (they even tried to cancel the primary in 2020 due to COVID concerns and the race already having been decided). Meanwhile, North Carolina, a state that's only gone Blue once since 1980, gets pushed to the fore.\nI'm fine with a few early primaries, it allows candidates with a smaller war chest to get a larger audience, but the rest of the system is such shit.", ">\n\nI would also suggest that it greats randomized each year. So some years California and Delaware vote first at the same time. Other year New York and Kentucky. Some years Florida and Hawaii, etc. \nI'm from NJ, the state that votes last. I would voted for Sanders in both 2016 and 2020 but both times he had already dropped out by the time I cast my vote. Randomizing it will give NJ, or NY, more of a say some years and less other years. \nAnother solution would be to have 2 nation wide Primaries using rank choice voting. The entire country rank their top 5 candidates out of all potential nominees in March. The top 5 candidates move on to the second primary in which the entire nation again ranks the remaining five candidate. The second primary would happen 3 months after the first, plenty of time for each to campaign. Whoever wins the rank choice vote wins the nomination. This solution works because now every state votes at the same time and on the same time every year.", ">\n\nAh yes, picking one of the most conservative states in the nation to help determine the candidate line up for the primaries. Seems like a great way to “filter out” progressives early on. r/Neoliberal is salivating at this development.\n*apparently a controversial opinion 😂", ">\n\nSC isn't any more conservative than Iowa is. \nProgressives seem to filter themselves out just fine I'm not sure why you think the order matters.", ">\n\nlmao yeah I remember when Bernie supporters tried to claim Pete was a CIA agent who rigged Iowa. It's even funnier when you remember that the DNC wanted to get rid of the Iowa caucuses but it was Bernie who forced them to keep it.\nBut Iowa was just one of 44 states Bernie lost so I don't see the issue. Unless Reddit and Twitter become states he's going to lose regardless of the order.", ">\n\n\nBiden, who has yet to officially announce his reelection plans but has said he intends to run for a second term, was greeted by cheers of “four more years” as he took the stage.\n\nAt Biden's age this is really assuming quite a bit. lol", ">\n\nWhy are they being so aggressive in combating New Hampshire's state law for being the first primary when no other state cares and literally nobody in the country has ever complained about it? I don't understand.", ">\n\nDoesn’t Iowa have “being first” in their state constitution? I wonder how in the hell this would work", ">\n\nIt seems to be an issue that states and the DNC are still trying to figure out themselves. Here's what some Iowa legislators had to say about the DNC decision:\nIowa Democratic Party Chair Rita Hart said her state “has been put in a position that makes it impossible to comply with both DNC rules and our own state law, which has exactly zero chance of being changed by the Republican legislature.” \nScott Brennan, a DNC member from Iowa, said the calendar “is a mess.” He added, “Passing the calendar today accomplished nothing other than kicking a deeply flawed can down the road.”\nIn New Hampshire, where state law mandates they hold the first primary, Democrats say they cannot change the date of the primary. DNC officials have already passed rules that dictate states violating the calendar order will be punished, as will candidates who campaign in states that hold primaries outside their assigned days.", ">\n\nJust have another state pass a similar law so that the entire universe collapses from the ensuing paradox. Sure beats the current state of affairs. Do it before we have to file our taxes, please.", ">\n\n*The rules of shotgun are very simple and very clear. *", ">\n\nA Yougov poll showed overwhelming support among Democrats for this new schedule.", ">\n\nThe first Tuesday of March should be the first primary. Then the first Tuesday of April, then May, and finally June. Each month 13 states and territories will vote. The 13 would be a mix of size and demographics so that one section of the countries doesn't always vote first.", ">\n\nDon't even spread it out that much. There's no reason they can't do a handful of early states (that ideally rotate each election cycle), followed by 2 or 3 weeks of super Tuesdays. Hell, have everyone but the early states vote on the same day.\nThe current system is such bullshit. I live in a state that reliably goes Blue, yet I have virtually no say in the primary process since the nominee is always chosen by the time my state votes (they even tried to cancel the primary in 2020 due to COVID concerns and the race already having been decided). Meanwhile, North Carolina, a state that's only gone Blue once since 1980, gets pushed to the fore.\nI'm fine with a few early primaries, it allows candidates with a smaller war chest to get a larger audience, but the rest of the system is such shit.", ">\n\nI would also suggest that it greats randomized each year. So some years California and Delaware vote first at the same time. Other year New York and Kentucky. Some years Florida and Hawaii, etc. \nI'm from NJ, the state that votes last. I would voted for Sanders in both 2016 and 2020 but both times he had already dropped out by the time I cast my vote. Randomizing it will give NJ, or NY, more of a say some years and less other years. \nAnother solution would be to have 2 nation wide Primaries using rank choice voting. The entire country rank their top 5 candidates out of all potential nominees in March. The top 5 candidates move on to the second primary in which the entire nation again ranks the remaining five candidate. The second primary would happen 3 months after the first, plenty of time for each to campaign. Whoever wins the rank choice vote wins the nomination. This solution works because now every state votes at the same time and on the same time every year.", ">\n\nAh yes, picking one of the most conservative states in the nation to help determine the candidate line up for the primaries. Seems like a great way to “filter out” progressives early on. r/Neoliberal is salivating at this development.\n*apparently a controversial opinion 😂", ">\n\nSC isn't any more conservative than Iowa is. \nProgressives seem to filter themselves out just fine I'm not sure why you think the order matters.", ">\n\nlmao yeah I remember when Bernie supporters tried to claim Pete was a CIA agent who rigged Iowa. It's even funnier when you remember that the DNC wanted to get rid of the Iowa caucuses but it was Bernie who forced them to keep it.\nBut Iowa was just one of 44 states Bernie lost so I don't see the issue. Unless Reddit and Twitter become states he's going to lose regardless of the order." ]

[ "Doesn’t Iowa have “being first” in their state constitution? I wonder how in the hell this would work", ">\n\nIt seems to be an issue that states and the DNC are still trying to figure out themselves. Here's what some Iowa legislators had to say about the DNC decision:\nIowa Democratic Party Chair Rita Hart said her state “has been put in a position that makes it impossible to comply with both DNC rules and our own state law, which has exactly zero chance of being changed by the Republican legislature.” \nScott Brennan, a DNC member from Iowa, said the calendar “is a mess.” He added, “Passing the calendar today accomplished nothing other than kicking a deeply flawed can down the road.”\nIn New Hampshire, where state law mandates they hold the first primary, Democrats say they cannot change the date of the primary. DNC officials have already passed rules that dictate states violating the calendar order will be punished, as will candidates who campaign in states that hold primaries outside their assigned days.", ">\n\nJust have another state pass a similar law so that the entire universe collapses from the ensuing paradox. Sure beats the current state of affairs. Do it before we have to file our taxes, please.", ">\n\n*The rules of shotgun are very simple and very clear. *", ">\n\nA Yougov poll showed overwhelming support among Democrats for this new schedule.", ">\n\nThe first Tuesday of March should be the first primary. Then the first Tuesday of April, then May, and finally June. Each month 13 states and territories will vote. The 13 would be a mix of size and demographics so that one section of the countries doesn't always vote first.", ">\n\nDon't even spread it out that much. There's no reason they can't do a handful of early states (that ideally rotate each election cycle), followed by 2 or 3 weeks of super Tuesdays. Hell, have everyone but the early states vote on the same day.\nThe current system is such bullshit. I live in a state that reliably goes Blue, yet I have virtually no say in the primary process since the nominee is always chosen by the time my state votes (they even tried to cancel the primary in 2020 due to COVID concerns and the race already having been decided). Meanwhile, North Carolina, a state that's only gone Blue once since 1980, gets pushed to the fore.\nI'm fine with a few early primaries, it allows candidates with a smaller war chest to get a larger audience, but the rest of the system is such shit.", ">\n\nI would also suggest that it greats randomized each year. So some years California and Delaware vote first at the same time. Other year New York and Kentucky. Some years Florida and Hawaii, etc. \nI'm from NJ, the state that votes last. I would voted for Sanders in both 2016 and 2020 but both times he had already dropped out by the time I cast my vote. Randomizing it will give NJ, or NY, more of a say some years and less other years. \nAnother solution would be to have 2 nation wide Primaries using rank choice voting. The entire country rank their top 5 candidates out of all potential nominees in March. The top 5 candidates move on to the second primary in which the entire nation again ranks the remaining five candidate. The second primary would happen 3 months after the first, plenty of time for each to campaign. Whoever wins the rank choice vote wins the nomination. This solution works because now every state votes at the same time and on the same time every year.", ">\n\nAh yes, picking one of the most conservative states in the nation to help determine the candidate line up for the primaries. Seems like a great way to “filter out” progressives early on. r/Neoliberal is salivating at this development.\n*apparently a controversial opinion 😂", ">\n\nSC isn't any more conservative than Iowa is. \nProgressives seem to filter themselves out just fine I'm not sure why you think the order matters.", ">\n\nlmao yeah I remember when Bernie supporters tried to claim Pete was a CIA agent who rigged Iowa. It's even funnier when you remember that the DNC wanted to get rid of the Iowa caucuses but it was Bernie who forced them to keep it.\nBut Iowa was just one of 44 states Bernie lost so I don't see the issue. Unless Reddit and Twitter become states he's going to lose regardless of the order.", ">\n\n\nBiden, who has yet to officially announce his reelection plans but has said he intends to run for a second term, was greeted by cheers of “four more years” as he took the stage.\n\nAt Biden's age this is really assuming quite a bit. lol", ">\n\nWhy are they being so aggressive in combating New Hampshire's state law for being the first primary when no other state cares and literally nobody in the country has ever complained about it? I don't understand.", ">\n\nDoesn’t Iowa have “being first” in their state constitution? I wonder how in the hell this would work", ">\n\nIt seems to be an issue that states and the DNC are still trying to figure out themselves. Here's what some Iowa legislators had to say about the DNC decision:\nIowa Democratic Party Chair Rita Hart said her state “has been put in a position that makes it impossible to comply with both DNC rules and our own state law, which has exactly zero chance of being changed by the Republican legislature.” \nScott Brennan, a DNC member from Iowa, said the calendar “is a mess.” He added, “Passing the calendar today accomplished nothing other than kicking a deeply flawed can down the road.”\nIn New Hampshire, where state law mandates they hold the first primary, Democrats say they cannot change the date of the primary. DNC officials have already passed rules that dictate states violating the calendar order will be punished, as will candidates who campaign in states that hold primaries outside their assigned days.", ">\n\nJust have another state pass a similar law so that the entire universe collapses from the ensuing paradox. Sure beats the current state of affairs. Do it before we have to file our taxes, please.", ">\n\n*The rules of shotgun are very simple and very clear. *", ">\n\nA Yougov poll showed overwhelming support among Democrats for this new schedule.", ">\n\nThe first Tuesday of March should be the first primary. Then the first Tuesday of April, then May, and finally June. Each month 13 states and territories will vote. The 13 would be a mix of size and demographics so that one section of the countries doesn't always vote first.", ">\n\nDon't even spread it out that much. There's no reason they can't do a handful of early states (that ideally rotate each election cycle), followed by 2 or 3 weeks of super Tuesdays. Hell, have everyone but the early states vote on the same day.\nThe current system is such bullshit. I live in a state that reliably goes Blue, yet I have virtually no say in the primary process since the nominee is always chosen by the time my state votes (they even tried to cancel the primary in 2020 due to COVID concerns and the race already having been decided). Meanwhile, North Carolina, a state that's only gone Blue once since 1980, gets pushed to the fore.\nI'm fine with a few early primaries, it allows candidates with a smaller war chest to get a larger audience, but the rest of the system is such shit.", ">\n\nI would also suggest that it greats randomized each year. So some years California and Delaware vote first at the same time. Other year New York and Kentucky. Some years Florida and Hawaii, etc. \nI'm from NJ, the state that votes last. I would voted for Sanders in both 2016 and 2020 but both times he had already dropped out by the time I cast my vote. Randomizing it will give NJ, or NY, more of a say some years and less other years. \nAnother solution would be to have 2 nation wide Primaries using rank choice voting. The entire country rank their top 5 candidates out of all potential nominees in March. The top 5 candidates move on to the second primary in which the entire nation again ranks the remaining five candidate. The second primary would happen 3 months after the first, plenty of time for each to campaign. Whoever wins the rank choice vote wins the nomination. This solution works because now every state votes at the same time and on the same time every year.", ">\n\nAh yes, picking one of the most conservative states in the nation to help determine the candidate line up for the primaries. Seems like a great way to “filter out” progressives early on. r/Neoliberal is salivating at this development.\n*apparently a controversial opinion 😂", ">\n\nSC isn't any more conservative than Iowa is. \nProgressives seem to filter themselves out just fine I'm not sure why you think the order matters.", ">\n\nlmao yeah I remember when Bernie supporters tried to claim Pete was a CIA agent who rigged Iowa. It's even funnier when you remember that the DNC wanted to get rid of the Iowa caucuses but it was Bernie who forced them to keep it.\nBut Iowa was just one of 44 states Bernie lost so I don't see the issue. Unless Reddit and Twitter become states he's going to lose regardless of the order.", ">\n\n\nBiden, who has yet to officially announce his reelection plans but has said he intends to run for a second term, was greeted by cheers of “four more years” as he took the stage.\n\nAt Biden's age this is really assuming quite a bit. lol" ]

[ "Doesn’t Iowa have “being first” in their state constitution? I wonder how in the hell this would work", ">\n\nIt seems to be an issue that states and the DNC are still trying to figure out themselves. Here's what some Iowa legislators had to say about the DNC decision:\nIowa Democratic Party Chair Rita Hart said her state “has been put in a position that makes it impossible to comply with both DNC rules and our own state law, which has exactly zero chance of being changed by the Republican legislature.” \nScott Brennan, a DNC member from Iowa, said the calendar “is a mess.” He added, “Passing the calendar today accomplished nothing other than kicking a deeply flawed can down the road.”\nIn New Hampshire, where state law mandates they hold the first primary, Democrats say they cannot change the date of the primary. DNC officials have already passed rules that dictate states violating the calendar order will be punished, as will candidates who campaign in states that hold primaries outside their assigned days.", ">\n\nJust have another state pass a similar law so that the entire universe collapses from the ensuing paradox. Sure beats the current state of affairs. Do it before we have to file our taxes, please.", ">\n\n*The rules of shotgun are very simple and very clear. *", ">\n\nA Yougov poll showed overwhelming support among Democrats for this new schedule.", ">\n\nThe first Tuesday of March should be the first primary. Then the first Tuesday of April, then May, and finally June. Each month 13 states and territories will vote. The 13 would be a mix of size and demographics so that one section of the countries doesn't always vote first.", ">\n\nDon't even spread it out that much. There's no reason they can't do a handful of early states (that ideally rotate each election cycle), followed by 2 or 3 weeks of super Tuesdays. Hell, have everyone but the early states vote on the same day.\nThe current system is such bullshit. I live in a state that reliably goes Blue, yet I have virtually no say in the primary process since the nominee is always chosen by the time my state votes (they even tried to cancel the primary in 2020 due to COVID concerns and the race already having been decided). Meanwhile, North Carolina, a state that's only gone Blue once since 1980, gets pushed to the fore.\nI'm fine with a few early primaries, it allows candidates with a smaller war chest to get a larger audience, but the rest of the system is such shit.", ">\n\nI would also suggest that it greats randomized each year. So some years California and Delaware vote first at the same time. Other year New York and Kentucky. Some years Florida and Hawaii, etc. \nI'm from NJ, the state that votes last. I would voted for Sanders in both 2016 and 2020 but both times he had already dropped out by the time I cast my vote. Randomizing it will give NJ, or NY, more of a say some years and less other years. \nAnother solution would be to have 2 nation wide Primaries using rank choice voting. The entire country rank their top 5 candidates out of all potential nominees in March. The top 5 candidates move on to the second primary in which the entire nation again ranks the remaining five candidate. The second primary would happen 3 months after the first, plenty of time for each to campaign. Whoever wins the rank choice vote wins the nomination. This solution works because now every state votes at the same time and on the same time every year.", ">\n\nAh yes, picking one of the most conservative states in the nation to help determine the candidate line up for the primaries. Seems like a great way to “filter out” progressives early on. r/Neoliberal is salivating at this development.\n*apparently a controversial opinion 😂", ">\n\nSC isn't any more conservative than Iowa is. \nProgressives seem to filter themselves out just fine I'm not sure why you think the order matters.", ">\n\nlmao yeah I remember when Bernie supporters tried to claim Pete was a CIA agent who rigged Iowa. It's even funnier when you remember that the DNC wanted to get rid of the Iowa caucuses but it was Bernie who forced them to keep it.\nBut Iowa was just one of 44 states Bernie lost so I don't see the issue. Unless Reddit and Twitter become states he's going to lose regardless of the order.", ">\n\n\nBiden, who has yet to officially announce his reelection plans but has said he intends to run for a second term, was greeted by cheers of “four more years” as he took the stage.\n\nAt Biden's age this is really assuming quite a bit. lol", ">\n\nWhy are they being so aggressive in combating New Hampshire's state law for being the first primary when no other state cares and literally nobody in the country has ever complained about it? I don't understand.", ">\n\nDoesn’t Iowa have “being first” in their state constitution? I wonder how in the hell this would work", ">\n\nIt seems to be an issue that states and the DNC are still trying to figure out themselves. Here's what some Iowa legislators had to say about the DNC decision:\nIowa Democratic Party Chair Rita Hart said her state “has been put in a position that makes it impossible to comply with both DNC rules and our own state law, which has exactly zero chance of being changed by the Republican legislature.” \nScott Brennan, a DNC member from Iowa, said the calendar “is a mess.” He added, “Passing the calendar today accomplished nothing other than kicking a deeply flawed can down the road.”\nIn New Hampshire, where state law mandates they hold the first primary, Democrats say they cannot change the date of the primary. DNC officials have already passed rules that dictate states violating the calendar order will be punished, as will candidates who campaign in states that hold primaries outside their assigned days.", ">\n\nJust have another state pass a similar law so that the entire universe collapses from the ensuing paradox. Sure beats the current state of affairs. Do it before we have to file our taxes, please.", ">\n\n*The rules of shotgun are very simple and very clear. *", ">\n\nA Yougov poll showed overwhelming support among Democrats for this new schedule.", ">\n\nThe first Tuesday of March should be the first primary. Then the first Tuesday of April, then May, and finally June. Each month 13 states and territories will vote. The 13 would be a mix of size and demographics so that one section of the countries doesn't always vote first.", ">\n\nDon't even spread it out that much. There's no reason they can't do a handful of early states (that ideally rotate each election cycle), followed by 2 or 3 weeks of super Tuesdays. Hell, have everyone but the early states vote on the same day.\nThe current system is such bullshit. I live in a state that reliably goes Blue, yet I have virtually no say in the primary process since the nominee is always chosen by the time my state votes (they even tried to cancel the primary in 2020 due to COVID concerns and the race already having been decided). Meanwhile, North Carolina, a state that's only gone Blue once since 1980, gets pushed to the fore.\nI'm fine with a few early primaries, it allows candidates with a smaller war chest to get a larger audience, but the rest of the system is such shit.", ">\n\nI would also suggest that it greats randomized each year. So some years California and Delaware vote first at the same time. Other year New York and Kentucky. Some years Florida and Hawaii, etc. \nI'm from NJ, the state that votes last. I would voted for Sanders in both 2016 and 2020 but both times he had already dropped out by the time I cast my vote. Randomizing it will give NJ, or NY, more of a say some years and less other years. \nAnother solution would be to have 2 nation wide Primaries using rank choice voting. The entire country rank their top 5 candidates out of all potential nominees in March. The top 5 candidates move on to the second primary in which the entire nation again ranks the remaining five candidate. The second primary would happen 3 months after the first, plenty of time for each to campaign. Whoever wins the rank choice vote wins the nomination. This solution works because now every state votes at the same time and on the same time every year.", ">\n\nAh yes, picking one of the most conservative states in the nation to help determine the candidate line up for the primaries. Seems like a great way to “filter out” progressives early on. r/Neoliberal is salivating at this development.\n*apparently a controversial opinion 😂", ">\n\nSC isn't any more conservative than Iowa is. \nProgressives seem to filter themselves out just fine I'm not sure why you think the order matters.", ">\n\nlmao yeah I remember when Bernie supporters tried to claim Pete was a CIA agent who rigged Iowa. It's even funnier when you remember that the DNC wanted to get rid of the Iowa caucuses but it was Bernie who forced them to keep it.\nBut Iowa was just one of 44 states Bernie lost so I don't see the issue. Unless Reddit and Twitter become states he's going to lose regardless of the order.", ">\n\n\nBiden, who has yet to officially announce his reelection plans but has said he intends to run for a second term, was greeted by cheers of “four more years” as he took the stage.\n\nAt Biden's age this is really assuming quite a bit. lol", ">\n\nWhy are they being so aggressive in combating New Hampshire's state law for being the first primary when no other state cares and literally nobody in the country has ever complained about it? I don't understand." ]

[]

[ "Huh, she sold her gym, quit the Co. her father started, her husband divorced her for all the affairs she was having, and then she stiffed the taxpayers on her PPP loan. she's not broke she's spoiled to the core." ]

[ "Huh, she sold her gym, quit the Co. her father started, her husband divorced her for all the affairs she was having, and then she stiffed the taxpayers on her PPP loan. she's not broke she's spoiled to the core.", ">\n\nPayments from her Russian handlers have dried up since the Ukraine conflict began" ]

[ "Huh, she sold her gym, quit the Co. her father started, her husband divorced her for all the affairs she was having, and then she stiffed the taxpayers on her PPP loan. she's not broke she's spoiled to the core.", ">\n\nPayments from her Russian handlers have dried up since the Ukraine conflict began", ">\n\nFor real tho, did you notice how much less disinformation there was this last election?" ]

[ "Huh, she sold her gym, quit the Co. her father started, her husband divorced her for all the affairs she was having, and then she stiffed the taxpayers on her PPP loan. she's not broke she's spoiled to the core.", ">\n\nPayments from her Russian handlers have dried up since the Ukraine conflict began", ">\n\nFor real tho, did you notice how much less disinformation there was this last election?", ">\n\nGood thing Santos filled the void." ]

[ "Huh, she sold her gym, quit the Co. her father started, her husband divorced her for all the affairs she was having, and then she stiffed the taxpayers on her PPP loan. she's not broke she's spoiled to the core.", ">\n\nPayments from her Russian handlers have dried up since the Ukraine conflict began", ">\n\nFor real tho, did you notice how much less disinformation there was this last election?", ">\n\nGood thing Santos filled the void.", ">\n\nMeet your Miss Information 2023, George Santos everybody!" ]

[ "Huh, she sold her gym, quit the Co. her father started, her husband divorced her for all the affairs she was having, and then she stiffed the taxpayers on her PPP loan. she's not broke she's spoiled to the core.", ">\n\nPayments from her Russian handlers have dried up since the Ukraine conflict began", ">\n\nFor real tho, did you notice how much less disinformation there was this last election?", ">\n\nGood thing Santos filled the void.", ">\n\nMeet your Miss Information 2023, George Santos everybody!", ">\n\nIt all makes sense, George Santos was the director of the animation department for Histeria!" ]

[ "Huh, she sold her gym, quit the Co. her father started, her husband divorced her for all the affairs she was having, and then she stiffed the taxpayers on her PPP loan. she's not broke she's spoiled to the core.", ">\n\nPayments from her Russian handlers have dried up since the Ukraine conflict began", ">\n\nFor real tho, did you notice how much less disinformation there was this last election?", ">\n\nGood thing Santos filled the void.", ">\n\nMeet your Miss Information 2023, George Santos everybody!", ">\n\nIt all makes sense, George Santos was the director of the animation department for Histeria!", ">\n\nSantos said that he is the majority shareholder at Fraudimation and that Goku's character from DB Z was modeled after Santos' life achievements.\nHe was quoted saying \"I've got a new trick that the Metamorese taught me. It's called instant transmission! (disappears from his indictment hearing)\"" ]

[ "Huh, she sold her gym, quit the Co. her father started, her husband divorced her for all the affairs she was having, and then she stiffed the taxpayers on her PPP loan. she's not broke she's spoiled to the core.", ">\n\nPayments from her Russian handlers have dried up since the Ukraine conflict began", ">\n\nFor real tho, did you notice how much less disinformation there was this last election?", ">\n\nGood thing Santos filled the void.", ">\n\nMeet your Miss Information 2023, George Santos everybody!", ">\n\nIt all makes sense, George Santos was the director of the animation department for Histeria!", ">\n\nSantos said that he is the majority shareholder at Fraudimation and that Goku's character from DB Z was modeled after Santos' life achievements.\nHe was quoted saying \"I've got a new trick that the Metamorese taught me. It's called instant transmission! (disappears from his indictment hearing)\"", ">\n\n\"Marjorie Taylor Greene has bought a luxury house property recently for $11 Million Dollars. Marjorie Taylor Greene’s net worth is $41 Million USD.\"" ]

[ "Huh, she sold her gym, quit the Co. her father started, her husband divorced her for all the affairs she was having, and then she stiffed the taxpayers on her PPP loan. she's not broke she's spoiled to the core.", ">\n\nPayments from her Russian handlers have dried up since the Ukraine conflict began", ">\n\nFor real tho, did you notice how much less disinformation there was this last election?", ">\n\nGood thing Santos filled the void.", ">\n\nMeet your Miss Information 2023, George Santos everybody!", ">\n\nIt all makes sense, George Santos was the director of the animation department for Histeria!", ">\n\nSantos said that he is the majority shareholder at Fraudimation and that Goku's character from DB Z was modeled after Santos' life achievements.\nHe was quoted saying \"I've got a new trick that the Metamorese taught me. It's called instant transmission! (disappears from his indictment hearing)\"", ">\n\n\"Marjorie Taylor Greene has bought a luxury house property recently for $11 Million Dollars. Marjorie Taylor Greene’s net worth is $41 Million USD.\"", ">\n\n\nMarjorie Taylor Greene’s net worth is $41 Million USD.\"\n\nhow in the... \nwhat did she do for work before this between scams position?" ]

[ "Huh, she sold her gym, quit the Co. her father started, her husband divorced her for all the affairs she was having, and then she stiffed the taxpayers on her PPP loan. she's not broke she's spoiled to the core.", ">\n\nPayments from her Russian handlers have dried up since the Ukraine conflict began", ">\n\nFor real tho, did you notice how much less disinformation there was this last election?", ">\n\nGood thing Santos filled the void.", ">\n\nMeet your Miss Information 2023, George Santos everybody!", ">\n\nIt all makes sense, George Santos was the director of the animation department for Histeria!", ">\n\nSantos said that he is the majority shareholder at Fraudimation and that Goku's character from DB Z was modeled after Santos' life achievements.\nHe was quoted saying \"I've got a new trick that the Metamorese taught me. It's called instant transmission! (disappears from his indictment hearing)\"", ">\n\n\"Marjorie Taylor Greene has bought a luxury house property recently for $11 Million Dollars. Marjorie Taylor Greene’s net worth is $41 Million USD.\"", ">\n\n\nMarjorie Taylor Greene’s net worth is $41 Million USD.\"\n\nhow in the... \nwhat did she do for work before this between scams position?", ">\n\nRich Husband and rich father. She ran a gym, that he bought, but had an affair with one of the trainers and the gym went bankrupt." ]

[ "Huh, she sold her gym, quit the Co. her father started, her husband divorced her for all the affairs she was having, and then she stiffed the taxpayers on her PPP loan. she's not broke she's spoiled to the core.", ">\n\nPayments from her Russian handlers have dried up since the Ukraine conflict began", ">\n\nFor real tho, did you notice how much less disinformation there was this last election?", ">\n\nGood thing Santos filled the void.", ">\n\nMeet your Miss Information 2023, George Santos everybody!", ">\n\nIt all makes sense, George Santos was the director of the animation department for Histeria!", ">\n\nSantos said that he is the majority shareholder at Fraudimation and that Goku's character from DB Z was modeled after Santos' life achievements.\nHe was quoted saying \"I've got a new trick that the Metamorese taught me. It's called instant transmission! (disappears from his indictment hearing)\"", ">\n\n\"Marjorie Taylor Greene has bought a luxury house property recently for $11 Million Dollars. Marjorie Taylor Greene’s net worth is $41 Million USD.\"", ">\n\n\nMarjorie Taylor Greene’s net worth is $41 Million USD.\"\n\nhow in the... \nwhat did she do for work before this between scams position?", ">\n\nRich Husband and rich father. She ran a gym, that he bought, but had an affair with one of the trainers and the gym went bankrupt.", ">\n\nActually is was multiple affairs with trainers before bankruptcy." ]

[ "Huh, she sold her gym, quit the Co. her father started, her husband divorced her for all the affairs she was having, and then she stiffed the taxpayers on her PPP loan. she's not broke she's spoiled to the core.", ">\n\nPayments from her Russian handlers have dried up since the Ukraine conflict began", ">\n\nFor real tho, did you notice how much less disinformation there was this last election?", ">\n\nGood thing Santos filled the void.", ">\n\nMeet your Miss Information 2023, George Santos everybody!", ">\n\nIt all makes sense, George Santos was the director of the animation department for Histeria!", ">\n\nSantos said that he is the majority shareholder at Fraudimation and that Goku's character from DB Z was modeled after Santos' life achievements.\nHe was quoted saying \"I've got a new trick that the Metamorese taught me. It's called instant transmission! (disappears from his indictment hearing)\"", ">\n\n\"Marjorie Taylor Greene has bought a luxury house property recently for $11 Million Dollars. Marjorie Taylor Greene’s net worth is $41 Million USD.\"", ">\n\n\nMarjorie Taylor Greene’s net worth is $41 Million USD.\"\n\nhow in the... \nwhat did she do for work before this between scams position?", ">\n\nRich Husband and rich father. She ran a gym, that he bought, but had an affair with one of the trainers and the gym went bankrupt.", ">\n\nActually is was multiple affairs with trainers before bankruptcy.", ">\n\nAnd apparently the divorce will be final this spring." ]

[ "Huh, she sold her gym, quit the Co. her father started, her husband divorced her for all the affairs she was having, and then she stiffed the taxpayers on her PPP loan. she's not broke she's spoiled to the core.", ">\n\nPayments from her Russian handlers have dried up since the Ukraine conflict began", ">\n\nFor real tho, did you notice how much less disinformation there was this last election?", ">\n\nGood thing Santos filled the void.", ">\n\nMeet your Miss Information 2023, George Santos everybody!", ">\n\nIt all makes sense, George Santos was the director of the animation department for Histeria!", ">\n\nSantos said that he is the majority shareholder at Fraudimation and that Goku's character from DB Z was modeled after Santos' life achievements.\nHe was quoted saying \"I've got a new trick that the Metamorese taught me. It's called instant transmission! (disappears from his indictment hearing)\"", ">\n\n\"Marjorie Taylor Greene has bought a luxury house property recently for $11 Million Dollars. Marjorie Taylor Greene’s net worth is $41 Million USD.\"", ">\n\n\nMarjorie Taylor Greene’s net worth is $41 Million USD.\"\n\nhow in the... \nwhat did she do for work before this between scams position?", ">\n\nRich Husband and rich father. She ran a gym, that he bought, but had an affair with one of the trainers and the gym went bankrupt.", ">\n\nActually is was multiple affairs with trainers before bankruptcy.", ">\n\nAnd apparently the divorce will be final this spring.", ">\n\nAnd she's barely getting fuck all. She ruined a business, a relationship, and an image and for her crusade she's getting next to nothing cept what was her father's that was barely salvaged thanks to her husband." ]

[ "Huh, she sold her gym, quit the Co. her father started, her husband divorced her for all the affairs she was having, and then she stiffed the taxpayers on her PPP loan. she's not broke she's spoiled to the core.", ">\n\nPayments from her Russian handlers have dried up since the Ukraine conflict began", ">\n\nFor real tho, did you notice how much less disinformation there was this last election?", ">\n\nGood thing Santos filled the void.", ">\n\nMeet your Miss Information 2023, George Santos everybody!", ">\n\nIt all makes sense, George Santos was the director of the animation department for Histeria!", ">\n\nSantos said that he is the majority shareholder at Fraudimation and that Goku's character from DB Z was modeled after Santos' life achievements.\nHe was quoted saying \"I've got a new trick that the Metamorese taught me. It's called instant transmission! (disappears from his indictment hearing)\"", ">\n\n\"Marjorie Taylor Greene has bought a luxury house property recently for $11 Million Dollars. Marjorie Taylor Greene’s net worth is $41 Million USD.\"", ">\n\n\nMarjorie Taylor Greene’s net worth is $41 Million USD.\"\n\nhow in the... \nwhat did she do for work before this between scams position?", ">\n\nRich Husband and rich father. She ran a gym, that he bought, but had an affair with one of the trainers and the gym went bankrupt.", ">\n\nActually is was multiple affairs with trainers before bankruptcy.", ">\n\nAnd apparently the divorce will be final this spring.", ">\n\nAnd she's barely getting fuck all. She ruined a business, a relationship, and an image and for her crusade she's getting next to nothing cept what was her father's that was barely salvaged thanks to her husband.", ">\n\nI still feel like shit for small things I did decades ago. Or sometimes I’ll feel embarrassed for not doing my utmost best. How can these people live with themselves? How do they go about life without a crushing sense of shame?" ]

[ "Huh, she sold her gym, quit the Co. her father started, her husband divorced her for all the affairs she was having, and then she stiffed the taxpayers on her PPP loan. she's not broke she's spoiled to the core.", ">\n\nPayments from her Russian handlers have dried up since the Ukraine conflict began", ">\n\nFor real tho, did you notice how much less disinformation there was this last election?", ">\n\nGood thing Santos filled the void.", ">\n\nMeet your Miss Information 2023, George Santos everybody!", ">\n\nIt all makes sense, George Santos was the director of the animation department for Histeria!", ">\n\nSantos said that he is the majority shareholder at Fraudimation and that Goku's character from DB Z was modeled after Santos' life achievements.\nHe was quoted saying \"I've got a new trick that the Metamorese taught me. It's called instant transmission! (disappears from his indictment hearing)\"", ">\n\n\"Marjorie Taylor Greene has bought a luxury house property recently for $11 Million Dollars. Marjorie Taylor Greene’s net worth is $41 Million USD.\"", ">\n\n\nMarjorie Taylor Greene’s net worth is $41 Million USD.\"\n\nhow in the... \nwhat did she do for work before this between scams position?", ">\n\nRich Husband and rich father. She ran a gym, that he bought, but had an affair with one of the trainers and the gym went bankrupt.", ">\n\nActually is was multiple affairs with trainers before bankruptcy.", ">\n\nAnd apparently the divorce will be final this spring.", ">\n\nAnd she's barely getting fuck all. She ruined a business, a relationship, and an image and for her crusade she's getting next to nothing cept what was her father's that was barely salvaged thanks to her husband.", ">\n\nI still feel like shit for small things I did decades ago. Or sometimes I’ll feel embarrassed for not doing my utmost best. How can these people live with themselves? How do they go about life without a crushing sense of shame?", ">\n\nShame is incompatible with being a modern qAnon Republican. Most join because they lack it, but for anyone who actually had a conscience in the pre-Trump era, it has since been surgically removed." ]

[ "Huh, she sold her gym, quit the Co. her father started, her husband divorced her for all the affairs she was having, and then she stiffed the taxpayers on her PPP loan. she's not broke she's spoiled to the core.", ">\n\nPayments from her Russian handlers have dried up since the Ukraine conflict began", ">\n\nFor real tho, did you notice how much less disinformation there was this last election?", ">\n\nGood thing Santos filled the void.", ">\n\nMeet your Miss Information 2023, George Santos everybody!", ">\n\nIt all makes sense, George Santos was the director of the animation department for Histeria!", ">\n\nSantos said that he is the majority shareholder at Fraudimation and that Goku's character from DB Z was modeled after Santos' life achievements.\nHe was quoted saying \"I've got a new trick that the Metamorese taught me. It's called instant transmission! (disappears from his indictment hearing)\"", ">\n\n\"Marjorie Taylor Greene has bought a luxury house property recently for $11 Million Dollars. Marjorie Taylor Greene’s net worth is $41 Million USD.\"", ">\n\n\nMarjorie Taylor Greene’s net worth is $41 Million USD.\"\n\nhow in the... \nwhat did she do for work before this between scams position?", ">\n\nRich Husband and rich father. She ran a gym, that he bought, but had an affair with one of the trainers and the gym went bankrupt.", ">\n\nActually is was multiple affairs with trainers before bankruptcy.", ">\n\nAnd apparently the divorce will be final this spring.", ">\n\nAnd she's barely getting fuck all. She ruined a business, a relationship, and an image and for her crusade she's getting next to nothing cept what was her father's that was barely salvaged thanks to her husband.", ">\n\nI still feel like shit for small things I did decades ago. Or sometimes I’ll feel embarrassed for not doing my utmost best. How can these people live with themselves? How do they go about life without a crushing sense of shame?", ">\n\nShame is incompatible with being a modern qAnon Republican. Most join because they lack it, but for anyone who actually had a conscience in the pre-Trump era, it has since been surgically removed.", ">\n\nThey are overgrown toddlers. They think everything they do is interesting and hilarious. That is the only way I can describe them." ]

[ "Huh, she sold her gym, quit the Co. her father started, her husband divorced her for all the affairs she was having, and then she stiffed the taxpayers on her PPP loan. she's not broke she's spoiled to the core.", ">\n\nPayments from her Russian handlers have dried up since the Ukraine conflict began", ">\n\nFor real tho, did you notice how much less disinformation there was this last election?", ">\n\nGood thing Santos filled the void.", ">\n\nMeet your Miss Information 2023, George Santos everybody!", ">\n\nIt all makes sense, George Santos was the director of the animation department for Histeria!", ">\n\nSantos said that he is the majority shareholder at Fraudimation and that Goku's character from DB Z was modeled after Santos' life achievements.\nHe was quoted saying \"I've got a new trick that the Metamorese taught me. It's called instant transmission! (disappears from his indictment hearing)\"", ">\n\n\"Marjorie Taylor Greene has bought a luxury house property recently for $11 Million Dollars. Marjorie Taylor Greene’s net worth is $41 Million USD.\"", ">\n\n\nMarjorie Taylor Greene’s net worth is $41 Million USD.\"\n\nhow in the... \nwhat did she do for work before this between scams position?", ">\n\nRich Husband and rich father. She ran a gym, that he bought, but had an affair with one of the trainers and the gym went bankrupt.", ">\n\nActually is was multiple affairs with trainers before bankruptcy.", ">\n\nAnd apparently the divorce will be final this spring.", ">\n\nAnd she's barely getting fuck all. She ruined a business, a relationship, and an image and for her crusade she's getting next to nothing cept what was her father's that was barely salvaged thanks to her husband.", ">\n\nI still feel like shit for small things I did decades ago. Or sometimes I’ll feel embarrassed for not doing my utmost best. How can these people live with themselves? How do they go about life without a crushing sense of shame?", ">\n\nShame is incompatible with being a modern qAnon Republican. Most join because they lack it, but for anyone who actually had a conscience in the pre-Trump era, it has since been surgically removed.", ">\n\nThey are overgrown toddlers. They think everything they do is interesting and hilarious. That is the only way I can describe them.", ">\n\nAren’t these people the participation trophy parents? They pretty much demand every stupid argument is as worthy as a sane one." ]

[ "Huh, she sold her gym, quit the Co. her father started, her husband divorced her for all the affairs she was having, and then she stiffed the taxpayers on her PPP loan. she's not broke she's spoiled to the core.", ">\n\nPayments from her Russian handlers have dried up since the Ukraine conflict began", ">\n\nFor real tho, did you notice how much less disinformation there was this last election?", ">\n\nGood thing Santos filled the void.", ">\n\nMeet your Miss Information 2023, George Santos everybody!", ">\n\nIt all makes sense, George Santos was the director of the animation department for Histeria!", ">\n\nSantos said that he is the majority shareholder at Fraudimation and that Goku's character from DB Z was modeled after Santos' life achievements.\nHe was quoted saying \"I've got a new trick that the Metamorese taught me. It's called instant transmission! (disappears from his indictment hearing)\"", ">\n\n\"Marjorie Taylor Greene has bought a luxury house property recently for $11 Million Dollars. Marjorie Taylor Greene’s net worth is $41 Million USD.\"", ">\n\n\nMarjorie Taylor Greene’s net worth is $41 Million USD.\"\n\nhow in the... \nwhat did she do for work before this between scams position?", ">\n\nRich Husband and rich father. She ran a gym, that he bought, but had an affair with one of the trainers and the gym went bankrupt.", ">\n\nActually is was multiple affairs with trainers before bankruptcy.", ">\n\nAnd apparently the divorce will be final this spring.", ">\n\nAnd she's barely getting fuck all. She ruined a business, a relationship, and an image and for her crusade she's getting next to nothing cept what was her father's that was barely salvaged thanks to her husband.", ">\n\nI still feel like shit for small things I did decades ago. Or sometimes I’ll feel embarrassed for not doing my utmost best. How can these people live with themselves? How do they go about life without a crushing sense of shame?", ">\n\nShame is incompatible with being a modern qAnon Republican. Most join because they lack it, but for anyone who actually had a conscience in the pre-Trump era, it has since been surgically removed.", ">\n\nThey are overgrown toddlers. They think everything they do is interesting and hilarious. That is the only way I can describe them.", ">\n\nAren’t these people the participation trophy parents? They pretty much demand every stupid argument is as worthy as a sane one.", ">\n\n\n\"I have people come up to me and say crazy things to me out of the blue in public places that they believe because they read it on the internet or saw it on some news show about me,\" Greene said.\n\nSays the homunculus who made her name chasing Parkland kids down and harassing them for internet points." ]

[ "Huh, she sold her gym, quit the Co. her father started, her husband divorced her for all the affairs she was having, and then she stiffed the taxpayers on her PPP loan. she's not broke she's spoiled to the core.", ">\n\nPayments from her Russian handlers have dried up since the Ukraine conflict began", ">\n\nFor real tho, did you notice how much less disinformation there was this last election?", ">\n\nGood thing Santos filled the void.", ">\n\nMeet your Miss Information 2023, George Santos everybody!", ">\n\nIt all makes sense, George Santos was the director of the animation department for Histeria!", ">\n\nSantos said that he is the majority shareholder at Fraudimation and that Goku's character from DB Z was modeled after Santos' life achievements.\nHe was quoted saying \"I've got a new trick that the Metamorese taught me. It's called instant transmission! (disappears from his indictment hearing)\"", ">\n\n\"Marjorie Taylor Greene has bought a luxury house property recently for $11 Million Dollars. Marjorie Taylor Greene’s net worth is $41 Million USD.\"", ">\n\n\nMarjorie Taylor Greene’s net worth is $41 Million USD.\"\n\nhow in the... \nwhat did she do for work before this between scams position?", ">\n\nRich Husband and rich father. She ran a gym, that he bought, but had an affair with one of the trainers and the gym went bankrupt.", ">\n\nActually is was multiple affairs with trainers before bankruptcy.", ">\n\nAnd apparently the divorce will be final this spring.", ">\n\nAnd she's barely getting fuck all. She ruined a business, a relationship, and an image and for her crusade she's getting next to nothing cept what was her father's that was barely salvaged thanks to her husband.", ">\n\nI still feel like shit for small things I did decades ago. Or sometimes I’ll feel embarrassed for not doing my utmost best. How can these people live with themselves? How do they go about life without a crushing sense of shame?", ">\n\nShame is incompatible with being a modern qAnon Republican. Most join because they lack it, but for anyone who actually had a conscience in the pre-Trump era, it has since been surgically removed.", ">\n\nThey are overgrown toddlers. They think everything they do is interesting and hilarious. That is the only way I can describe them.", ">\n\nAren’t these people the participation trophy parents? They pretty much demand every stupid argument is as worthy as a sane one.", ">\n\n\n\"I have people come up to me and say crazy things to me out of the blue in public places that they believe because they read it on the internet or saw it on some news show about me,\" Greene said.\n\nSays the homunculus who made her name chasing Parkland kids down and harassing them for internet points.", ">\n\nFor someone who is always talking about people being armed everywhere, I'm honestly surprised that she hasn't been shot. Maybe I just don't get it because I'm not American, but it seriously seems like tempting fate." ]

[ "Huh, she sold her gym, quit the Co. her father started, her husband divorced her for all the affairs she was having, and then she stiffed the taxpayers on her PPP loan. she's not broke she's spoiled to the core.", ">\n\nPayments from her Russian handlers have dried up since the Ukraine conflict began", ">\n\nFor real tho, did you notice how much less disinformation there was this last election?", ">\n\nGood thing Santos filled the void.", ">\n\nMeet your Miss Information 2023, George Santos everybody!", ">\n\nIt all makes sense, George Santos was the director of the animation department for Histeria!", ">\n\nSantos said that he is the majority shareholder at Fraudimation and that Goku's character from DB Z was modeled after Santos' life achievements.\nHe was quoted saying \"I've got a new trick that the Metamorese taught me. It's called instant transmission! (disappears from his indictment hearing)\"", ">\n\n\"Marjorie Taylor Greene has bought a luxury house property recently for $11 Million Dollars. Marjorie Taylor Greene’s net worth is $41 Million USD.\"", ">\n\n\nMarjorie Taylor Greene’s net worth is $41 Million USD.\"\n\nhow in the... \nwhat did she do for work before this between scams position?", ">\n\nRich Husband and rich father. She ran a gym, that he bought, but had an affair with one of the trainers and the gym went bankrupt.", ">\n\nActually is was multiple affairs with trainers before bankruptcy.", ">\n\nAnd apparently the divorce will be final this spring.", ">\n\nAnd she's barely getting fuck all. She ruined a business, a relationship, and an image and for her crusade she's getting next to nothing cept what was her father's that was barely salvaged thanks to her husband.", ">\n\nI still feel like shit for small things I did decades ago. Or sometimes I’ll feel embarrassed for not doing my utmost best. How can these people live with themselves? How do they go about life without a crushing sense of shame?", ">\n\nShame is incompatible with being a modern qAnon Republican. Most join because they lack it, but for anyone who actually had a conscience in the pre-Trump era, it has since been surgically removed.", ">\n\nThey are overgrown toddlers. They think everything they do is interesting and hilarious. That is the only way I can describe them.", ">\n\nAren’t these people the participation trophy parents? They pretty much demand every stupid argument is as worthy as a sane one.", ">\n\n\n\"I have people come up to me and say crazy things to me out of the blue in public places that they believe because they read it on the internet or saw it on some news show about me,\" Greene said.\n\nSays the homunculus who made her name chasing Parkland kids down and harassing them for internet points.", ">\n\nFor someone who is always talking about people being armed everywhere, I'm honestly surprised that she hasn't been shot. Maybe I just don't get it because I'm not American, but it seriously seems like tempting fate.", ">\n\nI make 30% of that and I actually work. Fuck her and everyone who voted for her." ]